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Monday Overnight Open Thread (4/24/17)

The Erie Canal

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Because, that is why.


Quotes of The Day

Quote I

We cannot accept the fact that Jews wouldn't be entitled to live and buy anywhere in Jerusalem. I can only imagine what would happen if someone suggested Jews could not live in certain neighborhoods in New York, London, Paris or Rome. There would certainly be a major international outcry. Benjamin Netanyahu


Quote II

We must reject the idea that every time a law's broken, society is guilty rather than the lawbreaker. It is time to restore the American precept that each individual is accountable for his actions. Ronald Reagan


Quote III

With all due respect, many in the entertainment industry are deep into mind-altering substance abuse, and when one’s logic and intellectual calculating powers are replaced with dopey feel-good, fantasy-driven denial, the democratic party serves them well. Ted Nugent


*****

Stopped by the police? Do you or don't you answer their questions? Can the police retaliate against you for your failure to answer?

Specifically, Alexander claims that the police retaliated against Alexander’s refusal to answer their questions by ordering him out of his car and then “pinn[ing] him face down onto the ground.” Several officers joined in, with “one officer press[ing] a boot or knee on the back of Alexander’s neck as his face was mashed into the concrete.” The police then handcuffed him, and an officer asked, “Are you ready to talk to me now?” Alexander responded with an expletive, which led the police to shackle his legs. Amazingly, at that point the officers arrested Alexander. The precise basis for the arrest is a little bit murky. But at least as it was written up in the police report, Alexander was arrested for obstructing a police officer.

Alexander filed a civil suit against the officers and the municipality (collectively, “the officers”.

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SCOTUS Says States Have No Right to Money Taken Based on Overturned Convictions

This week the Supreme Court ruled that Colorado has no right to keep fines, fees, court costs, and restitution it extracts from criminal defendants whose convictions are later reversed. By forcing people to prove their innocence before they can get back property that is rightly theirs, the Court said, Colorado has been violating the 14th Amendment's guarantee of due process. The Institute for Justice, which filed a brief in the case emphasizing that the presumption of innocence is an essential aspect of due process, makes a compelling argument that civil asset forfeiture routinely violates that principle.


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UC-Berkeley, politically correct and proud of it. They really don't want Ann Coulter on campus.

Following an intense backlash from conservatives and liberals after cancelling a campus speech by author Ann Coulter, the University of California-Berkeley appeared to change course.

Except, they didn’t really.


Uncle Bernie to endure the wrath of his supporters? Bernie Sanders defends Ann Coulter.

In a surprising turn of events, every millennial’s favorite old man, Sen. Bernie Sanders, has come out in defense of Ann Coulter, denouncing threats that forced the University of California, Berkeley, to try to postpone her appearance at the college.

“I don’t like this. I don’t like it,” Sanders told The Huffington Post in response to the security threats that forced the university to put off the conservative firebrand’s event.

“Obviously Ann Coulter’s outrageous―to my mind, off the wall. But you know, people have a right to give their two cents-worth, give a speech, without fear of violence and intimidation,” he added.

Conservative students at Berkeley Suing UC-Berkeley. Good for them.

*****


How to survive a plane crash Don't fly United. Ten tips that could save your life.

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Virtue signaling.

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Too big to fail? 20,000 union members at risk of losing pension benefits.

In March, four unions filed applications with the U.S. Treasury Department requesting relief under a program established by the Obama administration that allows multi-employer pension plans to cut benefits in order to sustain the long-term health of the plan. The applications from United Furniture Workers Pension Fund, Alaska Ironworkers Pension Fund, Southwest Ohio Regional Council of Carpenters, International Association of Machinists of Motor City Pension Fund, and Teamsters Local 805 Pension & Retirement Plan are all being reviewed by the department, according to the Pension Rights Center. If the cuts are approved on all four applications, as many as 20,309 union members could see their retirement money drastically reduced.


Blue Cross/Blue Shield of North Carolina faces enormous set back. h/t ibguy

A federal judge dealt a major blow to a health insurer's attempt to recoup millions of dollars it says it is owed under an Affordable Care Act program designed to incentivize insurer participation in the ACA public exchange program.

Judge Lydia Kay Griggsby of the U.S. Court of Federal Claims in Washington, on Tuesday rejected a lawsuit brought last June by Blue Cross and Blue Shield of North Carolina. The company had accused the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services of failing to make good on its obligation to pay nearly $130 million under the ACA risk corridors program.

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Pope Francis ought to brush up on his history.

Pope Francis has drawn a rebuke from the American Jewish Committee after he likened European refugee centers to “concentration camps.”

The Pope was speaking to migrants at the Basilica of St. Bartholomew on Saturday about a man he met at a refugee camp on the Greek island of Lesbos last year.

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The road to hell is paved with good intentions, is it not? Beverage and food taxes hurt the poor.

It’s certainly intuitive that taxing sugary soda and bad-cholesterol-ridden potato chips will prompt consumers to buy fewer of those items—and that people will substitute healthier alternatives. But it turns out that consumers’ buying habits do not change markedly in response to the higher prices, and that the burden of those taxes falls most heavily on the low-income, who allocate larger shares of their budgets to food than wealthier people do. Together with our coauthors Adam Hoffer and Regeana Gvillo, we describe these effects in more detail in a new paper published in the Journal of Entrepreneurship and Public Policy.


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Carried away: The inside story of how the Carl Vinson's canceled port visit sparked a global crisis.

With the benefit of hindsight, officials in the Pentagon and in the Pacific said they should have done more to nip the story in the bud before it got out of control.

“In my view, we shouldn’t have announced the port cancellation so early,” one official mused.

But many defended the decision to make the announcement, saying there was no way that they could tell 5,000 families on the Vinson that their port visit to Australia was canceled and it not get out.

*****


The ONT Musical Interlude


April 24, 1961, Del Shannon started a four week run at No.1 on the US singles chart with 'Runaway', also a No.1 in the UK. Del was the first person to have a hit with a Beatles song in the US with his version of 'From Me To You.' via thisdayinmusic.com



April 24, 1968, Louis Armstrong was at No.1 in the UK with the single 'What A Wonderful World / Cabaret.' At 69 years of age, it made Armstrong the oldest act ever to score a UK No.1. via thisdayinmusic.com


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The ONT is not sure why the climate alarmists haven't told us about this. Polar bears travel over thick ice to hunt Canadians down and kill them like seals.

The same day that the above satellite image was taken (19 April), at the north end of the Strait on the Newfoundland side, a polar bear was spotted in a small community northwest of St. Anthony (marked below, “Wildberry Country Lodge” at Parker’s Brook). It’s on the shore of north-facing Pistolet Bay on the Great Northern Peninsula, near the 1000 year old Viking occupation site of L’Anse aux Meadows.

Hunting down and killing Canadians? Nah, just kidding.


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NSFW Genius Award Winner.


Firefighters prove their humanity outside of a fire call. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.


Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by the new and improved Modern Family.

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Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 10:00 PM




Comments

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1 *Boom*

It Keeps Happening!

G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!

*static*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 24, 2017 09:51 PM (6gk0M)

2 Ichiban!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 24, 2017 09:52 PM (kP16F)

3 nd!

Posted by: Country Boy at April 24, 2017 09:52 PM (Jcg9Q)

4 Dammit!

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at April 24, 2017 09:53 PM (CNHr1)

5 Close enough.

And in before Grump928 and the Scorpion!

Posted by: Country Boy at April 24, 2017 09:53 PM (Jcg9Q)

6 Good evening, all. Now to read the content.

Posted by: Curiousity Rover at April 24, 2017 09:54 PM (GUBah)

7 Kid needs to write to the President.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 24, 2017 09:55 PM (+QhzW)

8 And off, roving sock.

Posted by: Country Singer at April 24, 2017 09:55 PM (GUBah)

9 Eerie canal

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 24, 2017 09:55 PM (tHwdc)

10 We believe that for every drop of rain that falls a flower grows.

Posted by: We believe at April 24, 2017 09:57 PM (IqV8l)

11 How's all y'all's Tranya tonight, fappers?

Posted by: filbert at April 24, 2017 09:57 PM (s5o+q)

12 Carp, missed 10 by >.< much.

Off to read content, maybe BBL.

Posted by: Gmac- Deplorable Conservative at April 24, 2017 09:58 PM (4pjhs)

13 Whose idea was it to put Muslim refugees on an island full of Lesbians?

Posted by: mark1971 at April 24, 2017 09:58 PM (xPl2J)

14 Not "ichiban", again...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 24, 2017 09:59 PM (kP16F)

15 Erie Canal? Spent fifteen years on that sumbitch.

Posted by: Sal the old mule at April 24, 2017 09:59 PM (0mRoj)

16 Wassup?

Posted by: Wassup? at April 24, 2017 09:59 PM (DMUuz)

17 Blue Cross/Blue Shield of North Carolina faces enormous set back.

Otter, could you explain things to Flounder please?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 24, 2017 09:59 PM (6FqZa)

18 The realist iteration of the "Total War" series yet:

Let's Play - Berkeley: Total War - PC

http://tinyurl.com/n5qlz7r

*Pepes should have been replaced by Kekistanis; no use of the "enemy General has fled the battlefield" sound clip*

Posted by: Thrawn at April 24, 2017 10:00 PM (E/ibL)

19 Hard to type, still have my eyeballs marinating in bleach from previous thread.

Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at April 24, 2017 10:00 PM (A9yNV)

20 I love that video of the foiled robbery. Thug literally dies in his tracks.

Posted by: Country Boy at April 24, 2017 10:00 PM (Jcg9Q)

21 Is biology science? If so, that lefty sign is a little iffy

Posted by: BacktoGA at April 24, 2017 10:01 PM (/22Vh)

22 Happy-ish Monday Evening, all y'all ...

Posted by: Adriane the Sci Fi Critic ... at April 24, 2017 10:01 PM (AoK0a)

23 Whose idea was it to put Muslim refugees on an island full of Lesbians?

Posted by: mark1971 at April 24, 2017 09:58 PM (xPl2J)


Well, the other island was full of goats.

Posted by: WTF do I know at April 24, 2017 10:03 PM (2DT4P)

24 Lefty sign reminds me of the all encompassing bumper stick.

Nuke the whales for Jesus.

Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at April 24, 2017 10:03 PM (A9yNV)

25 That Genius Award Winner sure went horizontal in a hurry. Heh.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 24, 2017 10:03 PM (Tyii7)

26 You call that a song? You're a glorified ditch! Do you give up your dead when the gales of November come early? Goddam right, you don't!!
Get that shit outta here!

Posted by: The Big Lake They Call Gitchegumee at April 24, 2017 10:04 PM (qJhUV)

27 Beef brisket is Jewish bacon!

Posted by: Not quite lunchtime yet! at April 24, 2017 10:04 PM (Pby3z)

28 Good. Get bent, greedy Colorado politicos. And take your unenforceable bullshit "use tax" with you

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 24, 2017 10:04 PM (6FqZa)

29 So...if you exercise your right to remain silent the cops can beat you until you change your mind. That's just great.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 24, 2017 10:05 PM (0mRoj)

30 Fellas, it's too rough to feed ya.

Posted by: The Zombie Cook at April 24, 2017 10:05 PM (Tyii7)

31 How To Innovate Without Reinventing The Wheel

It seems almost inevitable with government, that increasingly it takes longer to get less but with greater cost. Red tape and bureaucracy, combined with an obsession of reinventing the wheel, so as to speak, throttles innovation and development, as well as implementation itself. The type of innovation in the military seen during World War II is unheard of in this day and age.

http://politicalhat.com/?p=13230

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 24, 2017 10:06 PM (vBeA5)

32 So...if you exercise your right to remain silent the cops can beat you until you change your mind. That's just great.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 24, 2017 10:05 PM (0mRoj

=====

I hope that guy is able to retire from that civil suit.

Posted by: Uber Lyft Driver at April 24, 2017 10:06 PM (KGvVb)

33 Is that the whiteboard at Chelsea's house?

Posted by: tu3031 at April 24, 2017 10:06 PM (qJhUV)

34
I never did understand why some people have to call "nood" when we're having a perfectly fine discussion on the current thread.

Well, rickl, it's like this. The Top Poat is where it's at.
Be there or be queer.

Posted by: Soothsayer at 5 years old at April 24, 2017 10:06 PM (YHRlD)

35
So...if you exercise your right to remain silent the cops can beat you until you change your mind. That's just great.
Posted by: Insomniac


But if they take something you might be able to get it back.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2017 10:06 PM (IqV8l)

36 Lawsuit filed by Berkeley College Republicans and YAF in the matter of the spech by Ann Coulter.

http://tinyurl.com/lrth5uu

Includes descriptions of actions taken.

Posted by: geoffb5 at April 24, 2017 10:07 PM (d3wbb)

37 LOL. MSNBC is reporting that Obama will "step in if the government crosses red lines."

To me, that sounds like Obama is threatening the lawfully elected government of the US.

But maybe I'm wrong.

Posted by: shibumi at April 24, 2017 10:07 PM (FkAXz)

38
Today's Neutral Evenhanded Fair-Minded 100% Unbiased Headlines:
Some Examples Of Why I've Completely Stopped Reading Any More "News" Headlines:

Trump's first 100 days anything but presidential
Dems say Trump can avert shutdown risk if he relents on wall
Trump's Fake War on the Fake News
New Orleans takes down white supremacist monument
Uber's Old YouTube Channel Is Incredibly Awkward, Involves Nazis

Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at April 24, 2017 10:07 PM (6sBpp)

39 So...if you exercise your right to remain silent the cops can beat you until you change your mind. That's just great.
Posted by: Insomniac

Know any good lawyer jokes?

Posted by: Not quite lunchtime yet! at April 24, 2017 10:07 PM (Pby3z)

40
Is that the whiteboard at Chelsea's house?
Posted by: tu3031


Karl Rove's house.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2017 10:07 PM (IqV8l)

41 Wow: Bibi, Ronnie and Ted?!

How do you top *that*??!!

Thanks, MisHum!

And Thank You VERY MUCH for the link love!

Posted by: ibguy at April 24, 2017 10:08 PM (vUcdz)

42 To me, that sounds like Obama is threatening the lawfully elected government of the US.

Yep.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 24, 2017 10:08 PM (Tyii7)

43 LOL. MSNBC is reporting that Obama will "step in if the government crosses red lines."

I remember his last "red line". I'm not too worried.

Posted by: tu3031 at April 24, 2017 10:08 PM (qJhUV)

44 Howdy all. Beautiful day here, spent most it at work inside. However got some done in the yard after work, a daunting task this time of yr.

Posted by: Farmer at April 24, 2017 10:08 PM (o/90i)

45 Obama will "step in if the government crosses red lines."

And it'll work just as well as when you stepped in when Assad crossed your red lines.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 24, 2017 10:08 PM (6FqZa)

46 Pope Francis has drawn a rebuke from the American Jewish Committee after he likened European refugee centers to concentration camps.

Even with the Pope it is not about facts, science and truth. It is about feelings.

Posted by: Third Time May Be A Charm at April 24, 2017 10:08 PM (PjWy4)

47 OK, let me clarify.

Josh Ernest say Obama will step in if the government crosses any red lines.

/still sounds like treason

Posted by: shibumi at April 24, 2017 10:09 PM (FkAXz)

48 Son's ball team was down 4-1, then pulled off the win after their pitcher walked in four of our runners. Ugly win.

Posted by: Jmel at April 24, 2017 10:09 PM (OeWgo)

49 37 LOL. MSNBC is reporting that Obama will "step in if the government crosses red lines."

To me, that sounds like Obama is threatening the lawfully elected government of the US.

But maybe I'm wrong.

Posted by: shibumi at April 24, 2017 10:07 PM (FkAXz)

I wouldn't worry too much about seeing any "action" from Obama on declared red lines.

Posted by: Bashar al-Assad at April 24, 2017 10:09 PM (E/ibL)

50 Fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you. I'm here.

Alright Horde, who did we piss off. Other than a guy who likes to run all the time and best insult is to misspell your name?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 24, 2017 10:09 PM (89UPP)

51 The anus evolved in our coelenterate forebears initially for the sole purpose of facilitating consensual buggery, because Love is Love! Only later did this orifice acquire its excretory function...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 24, 2017 10:09 PM (kP16F)

52 LOL. MSNBC is reporting that Obama will "step in if the government crosses red lines."

To me, that sounds like Obama is threatening the lawfully elected government of the US.

But maybe I'm wrong.

Posted by: shibumi

It's called "sedition", AFAIK.

Posted by: Not quite lunchtime yet! at April 24, 2017 10:10 PM (Pby3z)

53 Posted by: ibguy at April 24, 2017 10:08 PM (vUcdz)

I'm not proud I gladly accept $10s & $20s

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 24, 2017 10:10 PM (voOPb)

54 I think PDT will be more than happy to slap him down if he decides to 'step in.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 24, 2017 10:10 PM (oVJmc)

55 *The type of innovation in the military seen during World War II is unheard of in this day and age. *

It would be hilarious watching Roosevelt justify the atomic bomb testing in an environmental impact study.

Posted by: tbodie at April 24, 2017 10:11 PM (aNSOb)

56 I hope Bergoglio shows up on TV soon to tell us that his whole papacy was a prank. Like on Eurotrip, but with a bunch of geezers from Buenos Aires instead of suburban USA.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 24, 2017 10:11 PM (6FqZa)

57 Bone spur removal surgery was a success.

No on to 8 weeks of recovery.

Then train up for the Spartan Super in November.


Posted by: Kreplach at April 24, 2017 10:11 PM (+lv+r)

58 OK, let me clarify. Josh Ernest say Obama will step in if the government crosses any red lines.

Did he explain just what he means by "stepping in"?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 24, 2017 10:11 PM (Tyii7)

59 He can announce it in his next Papal Bull, Mi Scuzzi!.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 24, 2017 10:12 PM (6FqZa)

60 Unlike concentration camps, the "refugees" are free to go. This Pope really isn't very bright.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 24, 2017 10:12 PM (vRcUp)

61 47 OK, let me clarify.

Josh Ernest say Obama will step in if the government crosses any red lines.

/still sounds like treason

Posted by: shibumi at April 24, 2017 10:09 PM (FkAXz)

Sparky is a private citizen now- just like the rest of us. Plus, he seems a bit light in the loafers for that particular threat. I would be more afraid of Mister Rogers if he said that.

Posted by: Aetius451AD's work phone at April 24, 2017 10:12 PM (neMrj)

62 Schenectady! My home town!

Posted by: Citation X Driver at April 24, 2017 10:12 PM (I4UB8)

63 47; step in what?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 24, 2017 10:12 PM (KP5rU)

64 Good grief. I haven't recovered from the Chelsea Clinton thread.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 10:12 PM (PY9jH)

65 Bernie Sanders should agree to a debate with Coulter at Berkeley.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 24, 2017 10:13 PM (IDPbH)

66 Other than a guy who likes to run all the time and best insult is to misspell your name?

Hi, Peacock!

Posted by: Not quite lunchtime yet! at April 24, 2017 10:13 PM (Pby3z)

67 I saw Declared Red Line open up for Shoot a Polar Bear in Dubuque in 1961.

Posted by: colfax mingo at April 24, 2017 10:13 PM (mc8bR)

68 Grrl! Astronaut sets grrl! record for most grrl! in space days.










yay.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 24, 2017 10:13 PM (Uxokn)

69 Obama didn't have the stones to step in and do shit when he had the entire US Armed Forces at his back. Now he's King Leonidas leading the charge agains the Persians.

Lmao. Sure thing shitlicker.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 24, 2017 10:13 PM (89UPP)

70 50 BC

I saw that. Hope my little observation helped.

Posted by: ibguy at April 24, 2017 10:14 PM (vUcdz)

71 MSNBC is reporting that Obama will "step in if the government crosses red lines."

I think they mean "mince in".

Posted by: sashay? at April 24, 2017 10:14 PM (wpC7C)

72 This Pope really isn't very bright.

Among other things.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 24, 2017 10:14 PM (Tyii7)

73 Great ONT, MisHum!

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 24, 2017 10:14 PM (TdMsT)

74 I can only imagine what would happen if someone suggested Jews could not live in certain neighborhoods in New York, London, Paris or Rome. There would certainly be a major international outcry. Benjamin Netanyahu

This is one time I disagree with you, Benjamin.

Posted by: t-bird at April 24, 2017 10:14 PM (eeTCA)

75 53 MisHum

Of course!

Check's in the mail.

Posted by: ibguy at April 24, 2017 10:14 PM (vUcdz)

76 I got a mule; her name is Sal.
Fifteen miles on the Erie Canal
She's a good ol' worker and a good ol' pal.
Fifteen miles on the Erie Canal
We've hauled some barges in our day
Filled with lumber, coal and, hay
And we know every inch of the way ....

Posted by: Emmie at April 24, 2017 10:15 PM (xVuS6)

77 Pope Francis has drawn a rebuke from the American Jewish Committee after he likened European refugee centers to concentration camps.

We should probably stop calling the NAZI death and forced labor camps concentration camps.
***
Concentration camps are common in history and there is nothing particularly wrong with them morally.

Death camps though tend to be the sole provence of socialists of various stripes and are obviously horrific. So...let's not confuse the too.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 24, 2017 10:15 PM (aZq03)

78 49
37 LOL. MSNBC is reporting that Obama will "step in if the government crosses red lines."



To me, that sounds like Obama is threatening the lawfully elected government of the US.



But maybe I'm wrong.



Posted by: shibumi at April 24, 2017 10:07 PM (FkAXz)



I wouldn't worry too much about seeing any "action" from Obama on declared red lines.

Posted by: Bashar al-Assad at April 24, 2017 10:09 PM (E/ibL)

It would interfere with golf.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 24, 2017 10:15 PM (jK8Z7)

79 *NOW* Obama wants to act Presidential.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 24, 2017 10:15 PM (oVJmc)

80 OK, let me clarify. Josh Ernest say Obama will step in if the government crosses any red lines.

Did he explain just what he means by "stepping in"?
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 24, 2017 10:11 PM (Tyii7)


He'll do nothing, then say he would have done something, but congress held him back.

Posted by: gewa76 at April 24, 2017 10:15 PM (f4GSC)

81 Q: what is the difference between Chelsea Clinton and a beached sperm whale?

A: Chelsea becomes putrid faster.

Posted by: colfax mingo at April 24, 2017 10:16 PM (mc8bR)

82 64 Good grief. I haven't recovered from the Chelsea Clinton thread.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 10:12 PM (PY9jH)


I had never heard of the Hubbell theory, but after looking at photos--he's got to be her father.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 24, 2017 10:16 PM (TdMsT)

83

Who cares about obama.
As long as he isn't in the White House or riding in Air Force One.

He's nothin.

Posted by: Soothsayer at 5 years old at April 24, 2017 10:16 PM (YHRlD)

84 71 MSNBC is reporting that Fuckstick will "step in if the government crosses red lines."

I think they mean "mince in".

Posted by: sashay? at April 24, 2017 10:14 PM (wpC7C)

---

*snort*

Posted by: SMFH at April 24, 2017 10:16 PM (sB1y1)

85 I hope that guy is able to retire from that civil suit.
Posted by: Uber Lyft Driver at April 24, 2017 10:06 PM (KGvVb)

So do I. Shit like that needs to be slapped down hard.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 24, 2017 10:16 PM (0mRoj)

86 70 50 BC

I saw that. Hope my little observation helped.

Posted by: ibguy at April 24, 2017 10:14 PM (vUcdz)



Ha! Always appreciated.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 24, 2017 10:16 PM (89UPP)

87 MisHum--what happened to the gun store employee who shot the robbers?

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 24, 2017 10:17 PM (TdMsT)

88 Maybe Obama just wants Trump to send him to a Federal Pound-Me-In-The-Ass prison.

Tahiti evidently wasn't enough.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 24, 2017 10:17 PM (oVJmc)

89 *NOW* Obama wants to act Presidential.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 24, 2017 10:15 PM (oVJmc)

=====

Naahh.... he's still too fucking lazy to really do anything aside from talk about it.

Posted by: Uber Lyft Driver at April 24, 2017 10:17 PM (KGvVb)

90 We believe that every time a fascist is hit by a bicycle lock wrapped in a towel, an angel gets xer wings.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 24, 2017 10:18 PM (Nwg0u)

91
Did he explain just what he means by "stepping in"?

MAMBO

https://youtu.be/zv7v4MJcD74

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2017 10:19 PM (IqV8l)

92 52
It's called "sedition", AFAIK.
Posted by: Not quite lunchtime yet! at April 24, 2017 10:10 PM (Pby3z)


Never heard of it.

Posted by: The GOPe channeling Charles Gibson at April 24, 2017 10:19 PM (sdi6R)

93 Brief Baby Sister Update:

Back in hospital due to fluid buildup. Trying to figure out what's causing it. Have preliminary diagnosis but want to confirm.

Some good news: her blood sugar level is *much* better, metformin kicking in.

More tomorrow.

Please pray for renewed strength.

To my fellow, beloved Hordelings, thank you all in advance for your prayers and well-wishes for my sister and our family.

Posted by: ibguy at April 24, 2017 10:19 PM (vUcdz)

94 Because, that is why.

risky click of the day. fear the yoko.

Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at April 24, 2017 10:20 PM (6sBpp)

95 We believe that every time a fascist is hit by a bicycle lock wrapped in a towel, a none-human spirit gets xer wings, claws, or tails as xer wishes..

FTFY

Posted by: 18-1 at April 24, 2017 10:20 PM (aZq03)

96 ibguy that is great news!! You as well kreplach- I hope your recovery is swift, and your pain is minimal!

Posted by: moki at April 24, 2017 10:20 PM (V+V48)

97 Watching White Nights right now. Can't believe Gregory Hines died almost 15 years ago. Time flies.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 24, 2017 10:21 PM (IDPbH)

98 ibguy,

May and your sister have many years of prosperity and peace. Best wishes.

Posted by: colfax mingo at April 24, 2017 10:21 PM (mc8bR)

99 bad-cholesterol-ridden potato chips

There's cholesterol in potato chips? Seems off, but I'm too lazy to look it up.

Posted by: Emmie at April 24, 2017 10:21 PM (xVuS6)

100 *NOW* Obama Kim Jong O! wants to act Presidential.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 24, 2017 10:22 PM (Nwg0u)

101 VERY OT: I know the Pepe goes over the 4Chan (specifically /pol/), and now I do as well.

The demographics are, I think, really young- college and under.

Yet these people are like Morons in training.

There is a LOT of NSFW stuff there, but they really seem to be vested in Trump and sick of all of this liberal sh*t. And btw, they really want to beat down antifa. As bizarre as it seems it gives me a bit of hope for the future.


Posted by: shibumi at April 24, 2017 10:22 PM (FkAXz)

102 MSNBC is reporting that Obama will "step in if the government crosses red lines."


Posted by: tu3031 at April 24, 2017 10:08 PM


Sounds like Vietnam.

Posted by: otho at April 24, 2017 10:22 PM (lmIoG)

103 Pope Francis has drawn a rebuke from the American Jewish Committee after he likened European refugee centers to concentration camps.
***
In fairness "Pope" Francis's fascist friends in Argentina were ok with Jews so he is likely just confused.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 24, 2017 10:22 PM (aZq03)

104 Bone spur removal surgery was a success.
No on to 8 weeks of recovery.
Then train up for the Spartan Super in November.
Posted by: Kreplach at April 24, 2017 10:11

Congrats. Best wishes for a quick and easy recovery.

Posted by: Farmer at April 24, 2017 10:22 PM (o/90i)

105 MSNBC is reporting that Fuckstick will "step in if the government crosses red lines."



I think they mean "mince in".



Posted by: sashay? at April 24, 2017 10:14 PM (wpC7C)



Put me down for "flounce in".

Posted by: tu3031 at April 24, 2017 10:23 PM (qJhUV)

106 They ever release the autopsy of that clown.

Posted by: Jean at April 24, 2017 10:23 PM (DFR46)

107 if ophuckstick steps in, will he use his negro dialect, or speak jive? or, will he go all gangsta?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 24, 2017 10:23 PM (KP5rU)

108 I would believe that 5year old Chelsea Clinton wrote that white board letter, and is trying to pawn it off on that cute little girl.

Posted by: LASue at April 24, 2017 10:24 PM (CLKfs)

109 private citizen Obama with no Constitutionally derived authority at all needs to sit his bitch ass down and shut the fuck up.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 24, 2017 10:24 PM (Uxokn)

110 MSNBC is reporting that Obama will "step in if the government crosses red lines."

Unless it involves a gate and an umbrella.

Posted by: t-bird at April 24, 2017 10:25 PM (hBig8)

111 "I would be more afraid of Mister Rogers"

Listen up, bitch, I ain't got no time for your shit. Don't make me send you to the motherfuckin' Magic Kingdom.

Posted by: Zombie Fred Rogers at April 24, 2017 10:25 PM (qJjMA)

112 Del Shannon, one of my favorites when I was first getting into rock n roll as a teen. He started his music career in my hometown.

Posted by: geoffb5 at April 24, 2017 10:25 PM (d3wbb)

113 Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 24, 2017 10:17 PM (TdMsT)

No charges to my knowlege

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 24, 2017 10:25 PM (voOPb)

114 if ophuckstick steps in, will he use his negro dialect, or speak jive? or, will he go all gangsta?
--
Oh no. He'll do it all official like.

I actually expect him to step in at the WHCD as a special guest and take his place as the Leader of the Trump Resistance. Really would not be surprised if he actively called for violence against Trump, the US government and ALL conservatives.

Posted by: shibumi at April 24, 2017 10:26 PM (FkAXz)

115 Correct me if I am wrong but I seem to remember barky backs away from red lines when someone steps over a red line. And why does barky call it a red line, shouldn't be a blue line, or a yellow piss stained line?

Posted by: colfax mingo at April 24, 2017 10:26 PM (mc8bR)

116 I'm not absolutely sure, but it looks as though the gun store owner fires prematurely and puts a round through the display case. Can't quite tell...might have been the perp.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 24, 2017 10:26 PM (ZO497)

117 99 bad-cholesterol-ridden potato chips

There's cholesterol in potato chips? Seems off, but I'm too lazy to look it up.
Posted by: Emmie at April 24, 2017 10:21 PM (xVuS6)


I don't know about cholesterol, but the real problem is carbohydrates. And I'm a potato chip addict.

Posted by: rickl at April 24, 2017 10:26 PM (sdi6R)

118 SCIENCE! ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/856552228156567554

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/856552320267628544

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/856552425305628672

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/856552519132164096

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/856552659989532672

Posted by: kbdabear at April 24, 2017 10:27 PM (AOrEZ)

119 113 Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 24, 2017 10:17 PM (TdMsT)

No charges to my knowlege
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 24, 2017 10:25 PM (voOPb)



GOOD!

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 24, 2017 10:27 PM (TdMsT)

120 ♫ What a wonderful world! ♫

Whoa. Made that rookie mistake of reading the content first, when I could've been, oh, maybe top 20. I'll bet this won't be, though.

That girl with the whiteboard misspelled "famliy."

Posted by: mindful webworker - or thereabouts at April 24, 2017 10:27 PM (hGZJP)

121 If this is science, then the end of Western Civilization is upon us:

https://youtu.be/Wllc5gSc-N8

And keep in mind, this is a show geared towards kids as well as adults.

Posted by: mpthompson at April 24, 2017 10:28 PM (b0njJ)

122 >>>Put me down for "flounce in".


Shahay

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 24, 2017 10:28 PM (voOPb)

123 115: Pink line?

Posted by: LASue at April 24, 2017 10:28 PM (CLKfs)

124 98 colfax

Thanks for the kind thoughts, but this outcome is unlikely. Hoping for some decent quality if life for as long as possible, but this is likely measured in months, not years.

Not giving up hope, just being realistic.

And while I know that miracles happen, my faith precludes me praying for one.

(Which, BTW, doesn't preclude *y'all* from doing so )

Posted by: ibguy at April 24, 2017 10:28 PM (vUcdz)

125 More SCIENCE! ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/856552889313001472

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/856552992375529472

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/856553104296300549

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/856553195258208257

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/856553283372146688

Posted by: kbdabear at April 24, 2017 10:28 PM (AOrEZ)

126 I just had my first glimpse of the baby great horned owls in the nest. Crows were mobbing the dad. I scared them off.

Tomorrow I'm going to look with the binoculars.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 10:28 PM (u8Ywb)

127 private citizen Obama with no Constitutionally derived authority at all needs to sit his bitch ass down and shut the fuck up.
----

He's a malignant narcissist who NEEDS the attention of the press. He's used to it now. I'm not sure he can live without his fix. He will not sit down and shut up IMHO.

We got a break when he was doing.. .whatever in Tahiti. Now he's back to Community Organize. And by Community Organize I mean agitate and incite violence against whites and conservatives.

BTW, what's up with Susan Rice? Can someone ask him about that?

Posted by: shibumi at April 24, 2017 10:29 PM (FkAXz)

128 There's cholesterol in potato chips? Seems off, but I'm too lazy to look it up.
Posted by: Emmie
------------

No. None.

Just plenty of saturated fat.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 24, 2017 10:29 PM (ZO497)

129 ah, um, err, um, red line, ah um, um, ah, not um, who um,ah, we are. ah, um, er, um, ah, let me um, ah, um be clear.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 24, 2017 10:29 PM (KP5rU)

130 Maybe Trump will use a shutdown to layoff actual non-essential federal workers and then never call them back. Budget savings!

Posted by: geoffb5 at April 24, 2017 10:29 PM (d3wbb)

131 BTW, Gary Allen does a great rendition of Run Away. As an older fart I still have the 45 of Shannon's masterpiece.

Posted by: colfax mingo at April 24, 2017 10:29 PM (mc8bR)

132 Bone spur removal surgery was a success.
Now on to 8 weeks of recovery.

---

Soak it in vodka!

Posted by: Not quite lunchtime yet! at April 24, 2017 10:29 PM (Pby3z)

133 Obama is just the next Carter. Annoying as fuck. Meddlesome as fuck. But will he have any actual impact? Doubtful.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 24, 2017 10:30 PM (89UPP)

134 BTW, what's up with Susan Rice? Can someone ask him about that?
Posted by: shibumi
------------

Just some woman. I don't even know her.

Posted by: Barky at April 24, 2017 10:30 PM (ZO497)

135 (Which, BTW, doesn't preclude *y'all* from doing so )
Posted by: ibguy at April 24, 2017 10:28 PM (vUcdz)



Praying for the best possible outcome for Joyce, and for peace and strength for those who surround her.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 24, 2017 10:30 PM (TdMsT)

136 Sorry, got lost in that video. Nice, you can slow it down a lot to watch exactly how it does down.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 24, 2017 10:31 PM (tHwdc)

137 Circumscribed, circumspect, circumference, circumcision.
Right up to there ><_.

Posted by: gNewt at April 24, 2017 10:32 PM (L8slQ)

138 I love that video of the foiled robbery. Thug literally dies in his tracks.
Posted by: Country Boy
---

I'll bet his mother claimed he was turning his life around. Except when two .45 slugs hit you, you pretty much drop like a sack of wet cement, not turn around.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 24, 2017 10:32 PM (tr2D7)

139 @104

Thanks.

I only wish I had the surgery sooner.

Posted by: Kreplach at April 24, 2017 10:32 PM (+lv+r)

140 I hope Bergoglio shows up on TV soon to tell us that his whole papacy was a prank.

-
If Kim Jong O! can be president, Frankie Hollywood can be pope.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 24, 2017 10:32 PM (Nwg0u)

141 >>>Just plenty of saturated fat.

And sodium, lots o sodium

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 24, 2017 10:32 PM (voOPb)

142 129 ah, um, err, um, red line, ah um, um, ah, not um, who um,ah, we are. ah, um, er, um, ah, let me um, ah, um be clear.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 24, 2017 10:29 PM (KP5rU)



He really is a stutterfvck, isn't he?

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 24, 2017 10:32 PM (TdMsT)

143 Put me down for "flounce in".

Swish in.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2017 10:33 PM (LTHVh)

144 135 LadyLibertarian

Now THAT is a truly wonderful, powerful prayer.

Thank you.

Posted by: ibguy at April 24, 2017 10:33 PM (vUcdz)

145 43,
LOL. MSNBC is reporting that Obama will "step in if the government crosses red lines."

I remember his last "red line". I'm not too worried.


That one was not with a real enemy, this one is and he will step in, where the merde is deepest, and get over his head.

Posted by: geoffb5 at April 24, 2017 10:33 PM (d3wbb)

146 If Trump mentions Obama's speech at all, it will only be to note it got worse ratings than Spicer's PC.

Posted by: gewa76 at April 24, 2017 10:33 PM (f4GSC)

147 Tomorrow I'm going to look with the binoculars.
Posted by: CaliGi

I'd go with the scope on the .22 for the crows, instead.

Posted by: Not quite lunchtime yet! at April 24, 2017 10:33 PM (Pby3z)

148 Ladylib - Be glad you were here when you were. Weather since Saturday has been like late November. Pouring, hard rain, and cold. 40's at night, 55 during the day. Miserable.

Posted by: Barky at April 24, 2017 10:33 PM (ZO497)

149 He really is a stutterfvck, isn't he?
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 24, 2017 10:32 PM (TdMsT)

=======

We're not on the teleprompter he is one of the worst public speakers I've ever seen.

Posted by: Uber Lyft Driver at April 24, 2017 10:34 PM (KGvVb)

150 139 kreplach

Just grateful it turned out well.

Hidsight's always 20/20.

Posted by: ibguy at April 24, 2017 10:34 PM (vUcdz)

151 136 Sorry, got lost in that video. Nice, you can slow it down a lot to watch exactly how it does down.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 24, 2017 10:31 PM (tHwdc)


Hey Miley--how's life treating you?

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 24, 2017 10:34 PM (TdMsT)

152 Posted by: Kreplach at April 24, 2017 10:32 PM (+lv+r)

I'm happy it was a success and I hope you recover quickly.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 10:34 PM (u8Ywb)

153 Ladylib - Be glad you were here when you were. Weather since Saturday has been like late November. Pouring, hard rain, and cold. 40's at night, 55 during the day. Miserable.
Posted by: Barky

Oops. Sock fail

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 24, 2017 10:34 PM (ZO497)

154 117 99 bad-cholesterol-ridden potato chips

There's cholesterol in potato chips? Seems off, but I'm too lazy to look it up.
Posted by: Emmie at April 24, 2017 10:21 PM (xVuS6)

I don't know about cholesterol, but the real problem is carbohydrates. And I'm a potato chip addict.
Posted by: rickl at April 24, 2017 10:26 PM (sdi6R)



Fun fact: 85% of all cholesterol is endogenous, i.e., generated biosynthetically. Only 15% is dietary.

And, assuming normal homeostatic mechanisms, a deficit in dietary cholesterol would be made up by increased biosynthesis.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2017 10:35 PM (SRKgf)

155 >>>Put me down for "flounce in".

Pirouette in, please.

Posted by: t-bird at April 24, 2017 10:35 PM (eeTCA)

156 142: yes he is. and he's also a choadsmoker. supposedly. maybe. maybe he is just a fucktard.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 24, 2017 10:35 PM (KP5rU)

157 Shutdown. Just leave it shut.
45 should tell the Dims if they shut it down he's not going to start it back up.

Posted by: gNewt at April 24, 2017 10:35 PM (L8slQ)

158 153 Ladylib - Be glad you were here when you were. Weather since Saturday has been like late November. Pouring, hard rain, and cold. 40's at night, 55 during the day. Miserable.
Posted by: Barky

Oops. Sock fail
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 24, 2017 10:34 PM (ZO497)



Th weather wasn't perfect last week, but it held up enough that we could do the things we had hoped to do.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 24, 2017 10:36 PM (TdMsT)

159 147 Tomorrow I'm going to look with the binoculars.
Posted by: CaliGi

I'd go with the scope on the .22 for the crows, instead.
Posted by: Not quite lunchtime yet! at April 24, 2017 10:33 PM (Pby3z)

My husband wants to but I don't want to scare the owls. I bang a broccoli knife on a box cutter and they leave.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 10:36 PM (u8Ywb)

160 Stoopid Erie Canal brought us zebra and quagga mussels, which are collapsing the Great Lakes fishery.

Posted by: F.N.G. at April 24, 2017 10:36 PM (39cC6)

161 ibguy,

Cherish every second, minute, hour, day, week, month. My sister slowly died from cancer, and it was fortunate that she lived an hour away and I could spend time with her everyday. Without family we are just a lonely island.

Posted by: colfax mingo at April 24, 2017 10:36 PM (mc8bR)

162 Beverage and food taxes hurt the poor.

BULLSHIT! It's those evil greedy corporations who pass the soda taxes onto their consumers. They should just eat the taxes themselves.

Posted by: Mayor Jim Kenney at April 24, 2017 10:36 PM (sdi6R)

163 157 Shutdown. Just leave it shut.
45 should tell the Dims if they shut it down he's not going to start it back up.
Posted by: gNewt at April 24, 2017 10:35 PM (L8slQ)



This.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 24, 2017 10:36 PM (TdMsT)

164
I'd go with the scope on the .22 for the crows, instead.

Posted by: Not quite lunchtime yet! at April 24, 2017 10:33 PM (Pby3z)

Saw a flock of crows a few minutes ago, looking out the window. Earlier today, driving to town, I saw a pelican and a pair of Canada geese scoping out a nesting site.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 24, 2017 10:37 PM (0deF2)

165 Red line, schmed line. I'm here to tell you that Lincoln ain't the only Hot Rod with overdrive.

Posted by: Reggie L. at April 24, 2017 10:37 PM (DMUuz)

166 How to survive a plane crash ... Ten tips that could save your life.

Link to the "art of manliness" with a unverifiable graphic that links to an official 404:

"We are sorry, the page you are looking for can't be found."

If I had an inclination to be an official 'man,' I'd fucking insist on data.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 24, 2017 10:37 PM (GgzGa)

167
I love that video of the foiled robbery. Thug literally dies in his tracks.

Posted by: Country Boy



Looks like the white-haired guy fired 6 shots in 3 seconds or less.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 24, 2017 10:37 PM (tHwdc)

168 Put me down for "flounce in".

Swish in.
Posted by: Grump928
------------

Which reminds me, Wheaties first radio jingle:

"Have you tried Wheaties?
They're the whole wheat with all of the bran.
Won't you try Wheaties?
For wheat is the best food of Tran's."

Okay, maybe that last word was actually 'man'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 24, 2017 10:37 PM (ZO497)

169 Fun fact: 85% of all cholesterol is endogenous, i.e., generated biosynthetically. Only 15% is dietary.

What he's saying is, your body produces it. And if you don't eat enough, it just produces more.

Posted by: t-bird at April 24, 2017 10:37 PM (/wWB4)

170 161 colfax

Sage advice, thank you.

Posted by: ibguy at April 24, 2017 10:38 PM (vUcdz)

171 Will either Obama or Hillary show up at the WHCD as someone's guest

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 24, 2017 10:38 PM (bQxkN)

172 "Fun fact: 85% of all cholesterol is endogenous, i.e., generated biosynthetically. Only 15% is dietary."

Dr. Uffe Ravnskov's _The Cholesterol Myths_ is useful reading.

Posted by: torquewrench at April 24, 2017 10:38 PM (qJjMA)

173 Chelsea Clinton has cast a thunderous set of thighs over what would other wise be a really cool ONT.

Posted by: Malignantly aggrieved and economically useless at April 24, 2017 10:39 PM (oBuXO)

174 144 135 LadyLibertarian

Now THAT is a truly wonderful, powerful prayer.

Thank you.
Posted by: ibguy at April 24, 2017 10:33 PM (vUcdz)


You are so very welcome, Ibguy.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 24, 2017 10:39 PM (TdMsT)

175 I can only imagine what would happen if someone suggested Jews could not live in certain neighborhoods in New York, London, Paris or Rome
------------------------

New York, sure. Rome maybe, as I don't know what's going on there these days. But while no one actually admits it, there are certain neighborhoods in London and Paris where "being Jewish" is akin to signing your own death warrant.

Posted by: junior at April 24, 2017 10:39 PM (To4O8)

176 via Drudge, that fucking guy(tm) is going to give a $400,000 speech...

http://tinyurl.com/lgwrrx4

Posted by: davidt at April 24, 2017 10:39 PM (XoldI)

177 Hey Miley--how's life treating you?

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 24, 2017 10:34 PM (TdMsT)

Doing OK - how about you, Ladylibertarian?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 24, 2017 10:39 PM (tHwdc)

178 Isn't it illegal to kill crows?

Posted by: PaleFace at April 24, 2017 10:39 PM (L8slQ)

179 Attention everyone:

I've discovered a way to hack eHarmony.

Here how you do it..

They have a feature called "What if?", which shows you summary profiles of women how are "close" matches. But the catch is you have to initiate a communication with them or else their profile will go away, by hitting the "pass" button. Problem is most of the time you're like "I don't want to text or talk to her! I just wanna masturbate to her pics." A real tricky dilemma. But here's the hack to get around it.. while using the iPhone app press the button to send a message but the once on the next screen immediately hit the back button on the app. You will see her profile pic go away and the next girl in the list will appear. But check out your "matches" section, the girl's profile you wanted to keep around is now one of your regular matches.

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 24, 2017 10:40 PM (HaZvX)

180 Satchmo Louie Armstrong's Wonderful World is on my short list for the Guardian 2 soundtrack

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 24, 2017 10:40 PM (bQxkN)

181 It's a sin to kill a mockingbird.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2017 10:40 PM (LTHVh)

182 My husband wants to but I don't want to scare the owls. I bang a broccoli knife on a box cutter and they leave.
Posted by: CaliGirl
------------

*frantically searches kitchen drawers for a broccoli knife*

Damn. Don't have one.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 24, 2017 10:41 PM (ZO497)

183 Isn't it illegal to kill crows?

I sure hope so.

Posted by: Russell Crowe at April 24, 2017 10:41 PM (wpC7C)

184 Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 24, 2017 10:37 PM (GgzGa)

Worked for me just now

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 24, 2017 10:42 PM (voOPb)

185 chelsea hubble does the lena dunham. all thats missing is the shitter and the cake. holy fuck, liberals really love the ugly stick.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 24, 2017 10:42 PM (KP5rU)

186 assuming normal homeostatic mechanisms, a deficit in dietary cholesterol would be made up by increased biosynthesis.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

So, if my liver is still functioning after decades of abuse, if I stop drinking, it may recover?

Posted by: Not quite lunchtime yet! at April 24, 2017 10:42 PM (Pby3z)

187 We had to broom a raccoon on our back porch tonight. This little sumbitch wanted to fight me.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2017 10:42 PM (LTHVh)

188 @152

Thank you.

The biggest issue are going to be the crutches and boot.

Going to be ubering all over the place and leaving super early to make meetings.

Posted by: Kreplach at April 24, 2017 10:42 PM (+lv+r)

189 *frantically searches kitchen drawers for a broccoli knife*

Damn. Don't have one.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,


Pssst, it's right next to the cauliflower knife...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 24, 2017 10:42 PM (GgzGa)

190 What he's saying is, your body produces it. And if you don't eat enough, it just produces more.
Posted by: t-bird at April 24, 2017 10:37 PM (/wWB4)



Sorry. Didn't mean to be obscure.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2017 10:42 PM (SRKgf)

191 Is an asparagus knife acceptable?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2017 10:42 PM (IqV8l)

192 "And it'll work just as well as when you stepped in when Assad crossed your red lines."

Heeeeey. That was the WORLD's red line, you big poopy!

Posted by: Barky McLoungechair, loser emeritus at April 24, 2017 10:42 PM (1aMQH)

193 Looks like the white-haired guy fired 6 shots in 3 seconds or less.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
------------

It's always a bad idea to hassle an old guy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 24, 2017 10:43 PM (ZO497)

194 178 Isn't it illegal to kill crows?
Posted by: PaleFace at April 24, 2017 10:39 PM (L8slQ)

Yes, I think so. My husband hates them. They are smart and poke holes in our drip tape to get a drink. We used to use those popper noise makers but they learn to ignore them.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 10:43 PM (u8Ywb)

195 36 Lawsuit filed by Berkeley College Republicans and YAF in the matter of the spech by Ann Coulter.

http://tinyurl.com/lrth5uu

Includes descriptions of actions taken.
Posted by: geoffb5 at April 24, 2017 10:07 PM (d3wbb)


Discovery will be worth the price of admission.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 24, 2017 10:43 PM (yL25O)

196 Well folks I've only gotten a couple hours sleep since waking up for work yesterday evening, so I'm gonna call it an early night.

Take care all.

Posted by: Country Boy at April 24, 2017 10:44 PM (Jcg9Q)

197
182 My husband wants to but I don't want to scare the owls. I bang a broccoli knife on a box cutter and they leave.
Posted by: CaliGirl
------------

*frantically searches kitchen drawers for a broccoli knife*

Damn. Don't have one.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 24, 2017 10:41 PM (ZO497)

It's for harvesting, huge sharp knife I use to break down boxes.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 10:44 PM (u8Ywb)

198 It's a sin to kill a mockingbird.
Posted by: Grump928(C)

Isn't it illegal to kill crows?
Posted by: PaleFace


Crows have a distinct tribal memory. You think you kill one without repercussion; you just messed up.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 24, 2017 10:45 PM (GgzGa)

199 121 If this is science, then the end of Western Civilization is upon us:

https://youtu.be/Wllc5gSc-N8

And keep in mind, this is a show geared towards kids as well as adults.
Posted by: mpthompson at April 24, 2017 10:28 PM (b0njJ)


0.0 ..

Err-meh-gerd.

Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at April 24, 2017 10:45 PM (/U083)

200 Isn't it illegal to kill crows?

Not if you eat 'em.

Posted by: John "Liver Eatin' " Johnston at April 24, 2017 10:45 PM (DMUuz)

201 Crows have a distinct tribal memory. You think you kill one without repercussion; you just messed up.

Yeah, before you can whack a Made Crow, you have to have permission from the heads of the Five Flocks.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2017 10:47 PM (LTHVh)

202 177 Hey Miley--how's life treating you?

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 24, 2017 10:34 PM (TdMsT)

Doing OK - how about you, Ladylibertarian?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 24, 2017 10:39 PM (tHwdc)


Hanging in, thanks. A situation close to me is very heavy on my heart, and it's been difficult to focus on other things. It's a situation over which I have no control whatever.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 24, 2017 10:47 PM (TdMsT)

203 I rove my whore famiry, too.

Except my uncre.

Boom.

Posted by: little young Kim Jong Un with a white board at April 24, 2017 10:47 PM (Od+LM)

204 Thinking about all these leftists now calling for "hate speech" to be prosecuted, why doesn't some conservative jurisdiction pass a law labeling opposition to the 1st Amendment hate speech and start arresting people for their crimes?

Either it is illegal to arrest someone for speech, and the courts will have to opine so, or we can start throwing 1st Amendment opponents in jail.

Win win right?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 24, 2017 10:47 PM (aZq03)

205 I saw a pelican and a pair of Canada geese scoping out a nesting site.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Oh, Yah? What caliber were they carrying? 12 gauge?
Vengeance, eh?!

Posted by: Not quite lunchtime yet! at April 24, 2017 10:47 PM (Pby3z)

206 189 *frantically searches kitchen drawers for a broccoli knife*

Damn. Don't have one.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,

Pssst, it's right next to the cauliflower knife...
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 24, 2017 10:42 PM (GgzGa)

There's a different knife for lettuce and the celery knife is really good for opening and breaking down boxes. I think for cauliflower they use a broccoli knife.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 10:47 PM (u8Ywb)

207 Missed this yesterday, but our little Dot was Winners Bitch for a 5-point major at Sunday's show in Shreveport. That puts her at 13 of the 15 points for her championship. Her next show is the BCOA National Specialty outside Baltimore in three weeks. Hoping she repeats her grandmother Lacey's feat of finishing at a National.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 24, 2017 10:48 PM (CKGym)

208 I use my onion knife for broccoli.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2017 10:48 PM (LTHVh)

209

Either it is illegal to arrest someone for speech, and the courts will have to opine so, or we can start throwing 1st Amendment opponents in jail.

Win win right?
Posted by: 18-1 at April 24, 2017 10:47 PM (aZq03)


Great idea!

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 24, 2017 10:48 PM (TdMsT)

210 If this is science, then the end of Western Civilization is upon us:
***
Elagabalus called, he said his decline and fail of a traditional society was much more fabulous.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 24, 2017 10:49 PM (aZq03)

211 Yes, I think so. My husband hates them. They are smart and poke holes in our drip tape to get a drink. We used to use those popper noise makers but they learn to ignore them.
Posted by: CaliGirl
--------------

*?!*

There are no prohibitions of any kind regarding crows in NC.

Lock and load.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 24, 2017 10:49 PM (ZO497)

212 Hanging in, thanks. A situation close to me is very
heavy on my heart, and it's been difficult to focus on other things.
It's a situation over which I have no control whatever.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 24, 2017 10:47 PM (TdMsT)

Then I will add you to the prayer list, which grows ever longer. But God will remember us all.
You too, ibguy, and Joyce.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 24, 2017 10:50 PM (tHwdc)

213 @204 Thinking about all these leftists now calling for "hate speech" to be prosecuted, why doesn't some conservative jurisdiction pass a law labeling opposition to the 1st Amendment hate speech and start arresting people for their crimes?
---------------------

Being against the First Amendment isn't Hate Speech, you fascist Nazis!

Posted by: junior at April 24, 2017 10:50 PM (To4O8)

214 37 LOL. MSNBC is reporting that Obama will "step in if the government crosses red lines."

To me, that sounds like Obama is threatening the lawfully elected government of the US.

But maybe I'm wrong.

Posted by: shibumi



Nah, It just means he'll do what he always does. He'll spout out some lefty bumper sticker slogans, the MSM will have an orgasm, and he will ride off into the sunset on his mighty unicorn to quadrupple bogey the next hole.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 24, 2017 10:50 PM (HCqAo)

215 179 Attention everyone:

I've discovered a way to hack eHarmony.

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 24, 2017 10:40 PM (HaZvX)


I just remember that one time when I had a match with a woman and we were e-mailing back and forth for a while and everything seemed to be going well, then I said something about moving back into my parents' house and she abruptly cut off contact.

Seems I neglected to mention that my parents died and left me the house free and clear. Oh well.

Posted by: rickl at April 24, 2017 10:50 PM (sdi6R)

216 I use my onion knife for broccoli.
Posted by: Grump928(C)


Now I weren't do that.

Onions only need a thin, thin long paring knife. Brassica needs some 1/4 steel.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 24, 2017 10:50 PM (GgzGa)

217 >>>Shahay

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 24, 2017 10:28 PM (voOPb)<<<

That one almost hit a little too close for comfort.

Posted by: Willy "Say Hey Kid" Mays at April 24, 2017 10:51 PM (Od+LM)

218 *frantically searches kitchen drawers for a broccoli knife*

Damn. Don't have one.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,

Pssst, it's right next to the cauliflower knife...
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 24, 2017 10:42 PM (GgzGa)

There's a different knife for lettuce and the celery knife is really good for opening and breaking down boxes. I think for cauliflower they use a broccoli knife.

-
Is this a kosher thing?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 24, 2017 10:51 PM (Nwg0u)

219 206 189 *frantically searches kitchen drawers for a broccoli knife*

Damn. Don't have one.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,

Pssst, it's right next to the cauliflower knife...
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 24, 2017 10:42 PM (GgzGa)

There's a different knife for lettuce and the celery knife is really good for opening and breaking down boxes. I think for cauliflower they use a broccoli knife.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 10:47 PM (u8Ywb)



When my husband and I were raising our kids, I thought I was the ultimate domestic goddess. But I have never heard of a broccoli knife, so perhaps I was only a very minor deity.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 24, 2017 10:51 PM (TdMsT)

220 There's a different knife for lettuce and the celery knife is really good for opening and breaking down boxes. I think for cauliflower they use a broccoli knife.
Posted by: CaliGirl

Hey, these crows don't care what knife you have!

Shoot!! shoot'em now!

-- Owl Dad

Posted by: Not quite lunchtime yet! at April 24, 2017 10:52 PM (Pby3z)

221 I wear an onion knife on my belt.

Posted by: Grampa Simpson at April 24, 2017 10:52 PM (XoldI)

222 Here's the different knives we use. The ones we use have plastic handles. Someone sharpens them. I keep one in each of my cars in the door cubby.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/kh492qh

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 10:52 PM (u8Ywb)

223 It's for harvesting, huge sharp knife I use to break down boxes.
Posted by: CaliGirl
----------------

Sure. Please step out of your car, miss, and keep your hands where I can see them.

Posted by: Officer Hammer at April 24, 2017 10:53 PM (ZO497)

224
Tell that kid to shut her whore mouth.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 24, 2017 10:53 PM (cuZZW)

225
When my husband and I were raising our kids, I thought I was the ultimate domestic goddess. But I have never heard of a broccoli knife, so perhaps I was only a very minor deity.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian
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Just means that you were a house servant instead of a field servant.

Posted by: Officer Hammer at April 24, 2017 10:54 PM (ZO497)

226 Critter Guard (tm) drip tape.
Crows wont go, too many coons?
Buy Critter Guard
Guaranteed

Posted by: Perfesser Harry D. Hill at April 24, 2017 10:55 PM (L8slQ)

227 Those knives look what got used on William Wallace in Braveheart

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 24, 2017 10:55 PM (bQxkN)

228 Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 24, 2017 10:51 PM (TdMsT)

They're for field harvesting. I keep them in my cars so I can cut produce from the field. Also, I keep one in the boot rack to open boxes.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 10:55 PM (u8Ywb)

229 Those can't be legal in California.

Posted by: Jean at April 24, 2017 10:56 PM (zZb/S)

230 That was good shooting under stress. Hit the first perp with shots 1 and 3. Then threw 3 down range at the second perp and still had at least one left. I wonder if he had to rack it.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2017 10:57 PM (LTHVh)

231 So did I read the Vinson article correctly? The media almost got us into a shooting match with their hysteria/hate?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 24, 2017 10:57 PM (hVdx9)

232 Owl's eat crow

Posted by: Jean at April 24, 2017 10:58 PM (zZb/S)

233 226 Critter Guard (tm) drip tape.
Crows wont go, too many coons?
Buy Critter Guard
Guaranteed
Posted by: Perfesser Harry D. Hill at April 24, 2017 10:55 PM (L8slQ)

I don't know what type we use, but we are a medium size farm. Over 1500 acres. If it was feasible they'd probably use it.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 10:58 PM (u8Ywb)

234 Speaking of over - the - top knives, TTAK featured a custom knife maker that makes an insane version of a smachet:

link to the truth about knives:

tinyurl.com/lu7oeyu

M18
"The M18 has come to be the flagship of T.M.Hunt custom knives. It was designed as a wilderness tool capable of many tasks. The large chopping end is given mechanical advantage by the hollow ground draw knife/froe section of the blade and chops like a axe. The versitile hand purchases used with the lanyard for support offers a the blade to be used for fine cutting chores and breaking down and skinning game. One tool to take the place of many, it has been seen and endorsed Discovery channels Naked and afraid. Sold in a standard model or can be ordered in a custom version to fit your specific needs and tastes."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 24, 2017 10:59 PM (GgzGa)

235 Re the feel-good firefighter story:

One time near Christmas, a co-worker and I were the only people working late. She walked in and asked if she could tell me something.

She said that her father was a violent and abusive alcoholic. After one particularly bad beating, her mother took the children and left. She was eight years old at the time.

Her mother had no job skills but she found a menial job after a few days, so they moved from a homeless shelter into a little apartment. Christmas was coming and her mother told the children that there was no money for presents. Her mother told them, "Let's just enjoy being together this year and plan on having much better Christmases in the future."

On Christmas Eve they heard a siren. A firetruck turned onto their block and stopped at their building. Six firemen came up with a big Christmas dinner and lots of presents for all of them. They got to ride on the firetruck and Santa drove them.

She, like me, was approaching 60, but she said since that time she'd never thought of Christmas without thinking of those men and how kind they were to her and her family.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 24, 2017 10:59 PM (97XyN)

236 Why would anyone kill a crow? They don't nest in the hay mound and shit on the hay. They eat carrion and stop the spread of disease. Plus, they are far more intelligent than Chelsea and Lena.... okay that is a low bar, but crows are far more deserving of life than the fore mentioned slugs.

Posted by: colfax mingo at April 24, 2017 10:59 PM (mc8bR)

237 To my fellow, beloved Hordelings, thank you all in advance for your prayers and well-wishes for my sister and our family.
Posted by: ibguy at April 24, 2017 10:19

Prayers up for Joyce and your family.
T

Posted by: Farmer at April 24, 2017 10:59 PM (o/90i)

238 @229 Those can't be legal in California.
----------------------

Nothing's legal here in California.


"Excuse me, sir, but can I see your permit to have that permit?"

Posted by: junior at April 24, 2017 11:00 PM (To4O8)

239 trump
trump
trump

deport
deport
deport


and 'dat is a shit load of content

Posted by: Origional Jake at April 24, 2017 11:00 PM (x22Bs)

240 "MSNBC is reporting that Obama will "step in if the government crosses red lines."

Logan Act his ass.

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at April 24, 2017 11:00 PM (3JQ/p)

241 That Del Shannon clip was cool--and those girls were so hot. Bur even though the song came out in 1961, that clip looks more like 1963-64,

Posted by: JoeF. at April 24, 2017 11:02 PM (89VjS)

242 I have a melon knife in the truck. It's a long, thin folding knife for cutting a slice of melon. It's a handy knife for making sandwiches on road trips.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 24, 2017 11:02 PM (Lqy/e)

243 Dr. No was bloodied, pregnant lady was whacked, and now a worse terror on airlines.

http://tinyurl.com/ny3nhk8

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 24, 2017 11:02 PM (Nwg0u)

244 232 Owl's eat crow
Posted by: Jean at April 24, 2017 10:58 PM (zZb/S)

The dad didn't move. There were about 10 crows right next to and above the dad cawing at him. The crows also jack with the hawks.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 11:02 PM (u8Ywb)

245 That was good shooting under stress. Hit the first perp with shots 1 and 3. Then threw 3 down range at the second perp and still had at least one left. I wonder if he had to rack it.
Posted by: Grump928
-----------

I haven't satisfied myself that he didn't pop the display case. Not that it matters.

By the guy's moves, he's spent time at IDPA or similar tactical practice.

Posted by: Officer Hammer at April 24, 2017 11:04 PM (ZO497)

246 Posted by: colfax mingo at April 24, 2017 10:59 PM (mc8bR)

They're fowling up their irrigation system.

Posted by: gNewt at April 24, 2017 11:04 PM (L8slQ)

247 Evenin' everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 24, 2017 11:04 PM (IcT7t)

248 228 Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 24, 2017 10:51 PM (TdMsT)

They're for field harvesting. I keep them in my cars so I can cut produce from the field. Also, I keep one in the boot rack to open boxes.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 10:55 PM (u8Ywb)


I think you live an interesting life!

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 24, 2017 11:04 PM (TdMsT)

249 Mockingbirds on the other hand....

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 24, 2017 11:05 PM (GgzGa)

250 everyone.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 24, 2017 11:04 PM (IcT7t)


G'evening, Sir.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 24, 2017 11:05 PM (TdMsT)

251 Posted by: colfax mingo at April 24, 2017 10:59 PM (mc8bR

I want to kill the blue jay that eats all the baby birds too.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 11:05 PM (u8Ywb)

252 Idaho has a crow hunting season.



but getting F&G pest control permits are easy peasy

Posted by: Origional Jake at April 24, 2017 11:06 PM (x22Bs)

253 245 That was good shooting under stress. Hit the first perp with shots 1 and 3. Then threw 3 down range at the second perp and still had at least one left. I wonder if he had to rack it.
Posted by: Grump928
-----------

I haven't satisfied myself that he didn't pop the display case. Not that it matters.

By the guy's moves, he's spent time at IDPA or similar tactical practice.
Posted by: Officer Hammer at April 24, 2017 11:04 PM (ZO497)


He seemed amazingly composed.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 24, 2017 11:06 PM (TdMsT)

254
The lefty's virtue signaling lawn sign reminded me of a sign a friend made for his highly visable dorm room window in the 1980's:

"Nuke the unborn gay whales!"

He'd probably get run out of school if not physically damaged by the oh-so-tolerant lefties these days if he tried something like that. As it was, we all laughed, admired his creativity, and a photo of his sign made a college newspaper!

Posted by: Just wondering at April 24, 2017 11:06 PM (WBYpW)

255 243 Dr. No was bloodied, pregnant lady was whacked, and now a worse terror on airlines.

http://tinyurl.com/ny3nhk8
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 24, 2017 11:02 PM (Nwg0u

Good Lord, the horror. The horror.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 24, 2017 11:06 PM (voOPb)

256 I think you live an interesting life!
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 24, 2017 11:04 PM (TdMsT)

It actually is!

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 11:07 PM (u8Ywb)

257 I know one bullet was a CNS stop!

Posted by: Jean at April 24, 2017 11:08 PM (zZb/S)

258 I have it from good fictional authority if you shoot and miss at a crow they will follow you to the saloon and start the start to a campfire story.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 24, 2017 11:08 PM (GgzGa)

259 G'evening, Sir.

*Puts hat on. Tips it to the lady. Puts hat back on it's perch.*

Ma'am.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 24, 2017 11:08 PM (IcT7t)

260 Posted by gNewt at 11:04,

So crows are using shovels, backhoes, or dynamite to fowling up irrigation systems? Those clever crows.

Posted by: colfax mingo at April 24, 2017 11:08 PM (mc8bR)

261 243 Dr. No was bloodied, pregnant lady was whacked, and now a worse terror on airlines.

http://tinyurl.com/ny3nhk8
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 24, 2017 11:02 PM (Nwg0u)


One can imagine the likelihood of putting the pilot and crew into a deep sleep.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 24, 2017 11:09 PM (TdMsT)

262 ibguy

Again, continued prayers for Joyce, you all are in my prayers.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 11:09 PM (u8Ywb)

263 259 G'evening, Sir.

*Puts hat on. Tips it to the lady. Puts hat back on it's perch.*

Ma'am.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 24, 2017 11:08 PM (IcT7t)



I see you were raised to be a gentleman.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 24, 2017 11:10 PM (TdMsT)

264 I've always wondered why hawks put up with crap from crows. One day I was out on the porch looking down over the wooded portion of the lot, when I heard a crow crying wildly and spied it weaving hard, fast, and low through the trees...with a red-tailed hawk close on it's ass.

I guess the hawk finally got pissed off.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 24, 2017 11:10 PM (ZO497)

265 Dr. No was bloodied, pregnant lady was whacked, and now a worse terror on airlines.



http://tinyurl.com/ny3nhk8


Did anyone stand up and yell, "FREEBIRD!"?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 24, 2017 11:10 PM (IcT7t)

266 Those can't be legal in California.
Posted by: Jean


It's just a matter of the interpretation of the local authorities, don't cha know.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 24, 2017 11:10 PM (GgzGa)

267 Beg Pardon Jay Guevera but the hash "SRKgf" is not on the ban list for TB3K. Contact CBD or Ace. That hash is in Pixy Hell.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at April 24, 2017 11:10 PM (d76uN)

268 245 That was good shooting under stress. Hit the first perp with shots 1 and 3. Then threw 3 down range at the second perp and still had at least one left. I wonder if he had to rack it.
Posted by: Grump928
-----------

I haven't satisfied myself that he didn't pop the display case. Not that it matters.

By the guy's moves, he's spent time at IDPA or similar tactical practice.
Posted by: Officer Hammer at April 24, 2017 11:04 PM (ZO497)


He seemed amazingly composed.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 24, 2017 11:06 PM (TdMsT)
******************************


I can't find the link to the video. Help.

Posted by: gNewt at April 24, 2017 11:11 PM (L8slQ)

269 Here's the different knives we use. The ones we use have plastic handles. Someone sharpens them. I keep one in each of my cars in the door cubby.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/kh492qh

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 10:52 PM (u8Ywb)

I have an Opinel folding knife, but it's just a regular old toadsticker blade.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 24, 2017 11:11 PM (0deF2)

270 The dad didn't move. There were about 10 crows right next to and above the dad cawing at him. The crows also jack with the hawks.
Posted by: CaliGirl

Damn straight!

If I'd left this nest those fvckers would have eaten my progeny. Shoot, you fools!! Shoot these damn crows!

Posted by: Not quite lunchtime yet! at April 24, 2017 11:11 PM (Pby3z)

271 Red, red line,
Goes to my ears.
Forget that I was President,
The past eight years.
Red, red line,
It's all up to you.
Tried to elect Clinton,
But voters said no thank you.

Posted by: UB40 BO44 at April 24, 2017 11:11 PM (Od+LM)

272 Now he tells me.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at April 24, 2017 11:11 PM (d76uN)

273 I want to kill the blue jay that eats all the baby birds too.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 11:05 PM (u8Ywb)


Blue Jays are complete ass holes. Of the 20, or so, species of birds that occupy my earfspace, they are the worst. They even fuck with the Woodpeckers.

Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at April 24, 2017 11:12 PM (/U083)

274 I just had my first glimpse of the baby great horned owls in the nest. Crows were mobbing the dad. I scared them off.
Tomorrow I'm going to look with the binoculars.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 10:28

Awesome Caligirl. Speaking of birds I saw a bald eagle circling overhead to the river just a few blocks from our house. They are becoming more common on the Rock River here.

Posted by: Farmer at April 24, 2017 11:13 PM (o/90i)

275 I see you were raised to be a gentleman.

Not at all. I simply noticed that gentlemen slapped less when saying dirty, dirty things. The rest just sort of follows from there.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 24, 2017 11:13 PM (IcT7t)

276 240 "MSNBC is reporting that Obama will "step in if the government crosses red lines."

Logan Act his ass.
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at April 24, 2017 11:00 PM (3JQ/p)


In what capacity does this asswipe believe he can "step in?" The unfettered arrogance!

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 24, 2017 11:13 PM (TdMsT)

277 260 Posted by gNewt at 11:04,

So crows are using shovels, backhoes, or dynamite to fowling up irrigation systems? Those clever crows.
Posted by: colfax mingo at April 24, 2017 11:08 PM (mc8bR)

The crows ruin drip tape on my ranches. They also pull out transplants and eat the roots. We transplant 15,000 plants per acre in 15-20 acre plots and they wipe out whole fields.

We cannot use the popper things anymore.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 11:13 PM (u8Ywb)

278 275 I see you were raised to be a gentleman.

Not at all. I simply noticed that gentlemen slapped less when saying dirty, dirty things. The rest just sort of follows from there.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 24, 2017 11:13 PM (IcT7t)


Ahhh--I get it: charming but devious!

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 24, 2017 11:14 PM (TdMsT)

279 For all the anticro folks... that's nature in the raw and rough. You may think you can decide otherwise, but in the end crows win. ;-)

Goodnight all and may the crows rule once the robotic leftists decide to worship skynet.

Posted by: colfax mingo at April 24, 2017 11:14 PM (mc8bR)

280 I can't find the link to the video. Help.
Posted by: gNewt


http://tinyurl.com/zg3nomt

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 24, 2017 11:15 PM (ZO497)

281 I want to kill the blue jay that eats all the baby birds too.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 11:05 PM (u8Ywb)

Blue Jays are complete ass holes. Of the 20, or so, species of birds that occupy my earfspace, they are the worst. They even fuck with the Woodpeckers.

-
Blue Lives Matter!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 24, 2017 11:15 PM (Nwg0u)

282 Do you have to use copper ammo for varmints in California?

Posted by: Jean at April 24, 2017 11:15 PM (zZb/S)

283 Posted by: Farmer at April 24, 2017 11:13 PM (o/90i)

That is so cool. I don't think I've ever seen one in person. Except for zoos.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 11:15 PM (u8Ywb)

284 "The M18 has come to be the flagship of T.M.Hunt custom knives. It was designed as a wilderness tool capable of many tasks. The large chopping end is given mechanical advantage by the hollow ground draw knife/froe section of the blade and chops like a axe. The versitile hand purchases used with the lanyard for support offers a the blade to be used for fine cutting chores and breaking down and skinning game. One tool to take the place of many, it has been seen and endorsed Discovery channels Naked and afraid. Sold in a standard model or can be ordered in a custom version to fit your specific needs and tastes."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 24, 2017 10:59 PM (GgzGa)

So what do you do when you want to skin out a hobo, and cut down a tree at the same time?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 24, 2017 11:15 PM (0deF2)

285 ""step in?"

It's in the constipatation. In between the help wanted and card of thanks clauses.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at April 24, 2017 11:15 PM (d76uN)

286 White-haired guy in pawnshop is a great negotiator.

Posted by: Eromero at April 24, 2017 11:15 PM (zLDYs)

287 Ahhh--I get it: charming but devious!

Correct! Which is why I appreciate the 'rons and the 'ettes that sort of tolerate them.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 24, 2017 11:15 PM (IcT7t)

288 and out

great ONT though

Posted by: Origional Jake at April 24, 2017 11:17 PM (x22Bs)

289 233
I don't know what type we use, but we are a medium size farm. Over 1500 acres.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 10:58 PM (u8Ywb)


Wow. I have my hands full dealing with my ordinary suburban lawn. 1500 acres is unimaginable to me. That sounds like a lot of work. Good for you!

Posted by: rickl at April 24, 2017 11:17 PM (sdi6R)

290 I can't find the link to the video. Help.
Posted by: gNewt at April 24, 2017 11:11 PM (L8slQ)


It's down near the bottom of the post: Genius Award Winner.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 24, 2017 11:17 PM (TdMsT)

291 **taunting a troublesome Crow**

Quick impression for you... Caw! Caw! Bang! Fuck, I'm dead!

Posted by: Top Dollar at April 24, 2017 11:17 PM (Od+LM)

292 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 24, 2017 11:15 PM (ZO497)
**************************

Thanks

Posted by: gNewt at April 24, 2017 11:18 PM (L8slQ)

293 I guess the hawk finally got pissed off.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 24, 2017 11:10 PM (ZO497)

I've never seen that. I watched a crow hit the red tail hawk mid air yesterday and he didn't seem to care. I was hoping he'd kill the crow.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 11:18 PM (u8Ywb)

294 286 White-haired guy in pawnshop is a great negotiator.
Posted by: Eromero at April 24, 2017 11:15 PM (zLDYs)



LMAO.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 24, 2017 11:19 PM (TdMsT)

295 It's tough for me to hurt critters. Just a big wuss, I guess. I enjoy eatin' them though. i figure they'd do the same for me, circle of life. Just can't stand to see them in pain or suffering.

Nothin' more annoying than a crapload of Crows who are hanging out in your tree though. Noisy bastards, they are.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 24, 2017 11:19 PM (faqzI)

296 White-haired guy in pawnshop is a great negotiator.
Posted by: Eromero
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*shamelessly steals and re-states line from Silverado*

Now, I don't wanna kill you, and you don't wanna be dead...oh,wait... you do want to be dead *bang, bang, bang*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 24, 2017 11:20 PM (ZO497)

297 >>I saw a bald eagle circling overhead to the river just a few blocks from our house. They are becoming more common on the Rock River here.



Damned Sky Carp are everywhere, now!

Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2017 11:21 PM (f7W3D)

298 282 Do you have to use copper ammo for varmints in California?
Posted by: Jean at April 24, 2017 11:15 PM (zZb/S)

I'm not sure, I know for birds you can't use lead. I could be wrong.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 11:21 PM (u8Ywb)

299 Re the guy suing the cops, the court threw out his claims of 5th and 1st Amendment violations. The cops saw him moving around parking spaces in a motel, and pulled him over. He handed his license but told them that he refused to talk to them, then refused to get out of his car which, btw, is a common and reasonable request in traffic stops.

Basically, the only "right" this guy is asserting is the right to generally be an asshole and to be belligerent and threaten cops with his vehicle. (BTW, I'm not saying that he was going to try to run over the cops -- but the whole reason they ask you to get out of your car when they run your license is so that you don't, you know, run over a cop when their back is turned. This guy refused to do that and spewed profanities at the cops.)

Posted by: sunny-dee at April 24, 2017 11:22 PM (QAOZh)

300 I've never seen that. I watched a crow hit the red tail hawk mid air yesterday and he didn't seem to care. I was hoping he'd kill the crow.
Posted by: CaliGirl
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It's the only time I have ever seen it. Apparently the crow was shocked too. He was flying and dodging through the trees trying to shake the hawk, which probably wasn't five feet behind.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 24, 2017 11:23 PM (ZO497)

301 240 "MSNBC is reporting that Obama will "step in if the government crosses red lines."


So that would be ... never, judging by The Magic Negro's handling of Syria.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2017 11:23 PM (SRKgf)

302 Posted by: rickl at April 24, 2017 11:17 PM (sdi6R)

The tough part is the ranches are spread out over a 40 mile radius. It's tough. A lot of moving equipment.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 11:24 PM (u8Ywb)

303 So, seems that Trump is delaying the wall until september, to "keep the government open."

Eff that.

Drain the Swamp.

Build the Wall.

YOUR slogans Mr. President.

Posted by: shibumi at April 24, 2017 11:24 PM (FkAXz)

304 Going to read for awhile. BBL if I can stay awake.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 24, 2017 11:24 PM (TdMsT)

305 298 282 Do you have to use copper ammo for varmints in California?
Posted by: Jean at April 24, 2017 11:15 PM (zZb/S)

I'm not sure, I know for birds you can't use lead. I could be wrong.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 11:21 PM (u8Ywb)



Unless they're Democrats, in which case use whatever is most effective.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2017 11:24 PM (SRKgf)

306 Bruce Jenner on late Carlson.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 24, 2017 11:24 PM (ZO497)

307 The guy looks like a female impersonator...which is what he is.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 24, 2017 11:25 PM (ZO497)

308 Crows tear into trash bags set out by the curb and spread trash all over.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2017 11:25 PM (IqV8l)

309 .45 ACP. Negotiating since 1911.

Posted by: Eromero at April 24, 2017 11:25 PM (zLDYs)

310 276 In what capacity does this asswipe believe he can "step in?" The unfettered arrogance!
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 24, 2017 11:13 PM (TdMsT)


Don't worry about it. At least now there's a nominal Republican who calls him on his idle threats, and laughs at him like the rest of the world does.

Posted by: gewa76 at April 24, 2017 11:25 PM (f4GSC)

311 The, "We Believe ... ," signs make me sad. They are all over the neighborhood in which I live .A.N.D. I did not create, manufacture nor sell them to the progtards who live around me.

Posted by: Marooned at April 24, 2017 11:26 PM (KdYVH)

312 Holy shit.

Caitlyn Jenner...

words fail me. but, I am about to throw up 42 years worth of Wheaties.

Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2017 11:26 PM (f7W3D)

313 Dr. No was bloodied, pregnant lady was whacked, and now a worse terror on airlines.



http://tinyurl.com/ny3nhk8

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,
****

If I have to, I will walk off...and take him with me.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 24, 2017 11:26 PM (hVdx9)

314 201,
"Crows have a distinct tribal memory. You think you kill one without repercussion; you just messed up.



Yeah, before you can whack a Made Crow, you have to have permission from the heads of the Five Flocks."

They don't call it a "Murder of Crows" for nothing you know.

Posted by: geoffb5 at April 24, 2017 11:26 PM (d3wbb)

315 So, CaliGirl-

Catch those low-down chicken stealing foxes yet?

Posted by: Not quite lunchtime yet! at April 24, 2017 11:27 PM (ZKlDy)

316 Whiskey Jack, or "Camp Robber"; are a type of Jay, I think they are, out West, in our Very Large Square States. They are attracted to bright, shiny things.. like rings.. or watches.. or car keys... Can only imagine what it's like, in some remote National Forest, watching a bird fly away with those.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 24, 2017 11:28 PM (faqzI)

317 Saw that video not long after it happened, I think. As I recall the local LE quickly declared it a "good shoot" and the owner wasn't to be prosecuted.


Just noticed that Former Armed Robber #1 (dead guy) had TWO handguns - they drop and skid along the floor as he takes his final restful pose on his back.


Does that display case shatter from a perp's round, or the good guy's? Can't tell without slower-motion look.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 24, 2017 11:28 PM (PjWy4)

318 Crows are tough birds. I've seen them shake off #4 lead and fly away.

Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2017 11:28 PM (f7W3D)

319 Caitlyn Jenner

AGHHHH! AGGGGHHHHH! AGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

Posted by: Zombie Sam Kinison at April 24, 2017 11:29 PM (bQxkN)

320 had worked on a novel about the Crows of Tokyo and tunnels below ... sadly I ...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 24, 2017 11:29 PM (GgzGa)

321 #317
The dead scumbag had the drop on the store owner, but for some reason he went for a second gun and wound up dead.
Tuco wuz right.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 24, 2017 11:29 PM (hVdx9)

322 Can't. Look. Away.

Posted by: Bruce Jenner Trainwreck at April 24, 2017 11:30 PM (f7W3D)

323 Cat's laying here on the desk beside me asleep, suddenly started breathing heavy, twitching her ears, nose feet and tail. Some sort of kitty dream.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 24, 2017 11:31 PM (w+Jhj)

324 302
The tough part is the ranches are spread out over a 40 mile radius. It's tough. A lot of moving equipment.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 11:24 PM (u8Ywb)


You have my respect. It sounds like you have your hands full there.

Posted by: rickl at April 24, 2017 11:31 PM (sdi6R)

325 I carry an Opinel, they are nice pocket knives. I had to field dress a deer with one once when I went for a walk in the woods with a rifle and a tag and and forgot my belt knife.

They look like tools. They look like something you'd carry camping to cook with. They are no ways scary.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 24, 2017 11:31 PM (ii4h0)

326 words fail me. but, I am about to throw up 42 years worth of Wheaties.
Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2017 11:26 PM (f7W3D)

I used to watch the Kardashians. What is so odd to me is he seemed like an alpha male, he was competitive and wanted to play with his toys. Cars, golf, those remote control planes, motorcycles. He was the nicest one on that show and he seemed the most level headed.

Then he transitioned. I don't get it.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 11:31 PM (u8Ywb)

327 >>>Yeah, before you can whack a Made Crow, you have to have permission from the heads of the Five Flocks."

They don't call it a "Murder of Crows" for nothing you know.


Posted by: geoffb5 at April 24, 2017 11:26 PM (d3wbb)<<<

Oh yeah, go get yer shiny object.

Posted by: Billy Bat at April 24, 2017 11:31 PM (Od+LM)

328 Whiskey Jack, or "Camp Robber"; are a type of Jay, I think they are, out West, in our Very Large Square States. They are attracted to bright, shiny things.. like rings.. or watches.. or car keys... Can only imagine what it's like, in some remote National Forest, watching a bird fly away with those.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 24, 2017 11:28 PM (faqzI)

Yeah, Gray Jays. Smooth head, no crest. Playful and curious little devils. But they tend to avoid populated areas; you have to go into the woods to find them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 24, 2017 11:31 PM (0deF2)

329 Can't listen to that Louis Armstrong song without thinking of my grandma and damn near tearing up.

Wonderful tune. Still gives me goosebumps.

Evening horde.

Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at April 24, 2017 11:32 PM (nDcc3)

330 That's a pretty old vid actually. Guys try to rob a gun store right? Oops. In Georgia?? Double oops.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 24, 2017 11:32 PM (faqzI)

331 324 302
The tough part is the ranches are spread out over a 40 mile radius. It's tough. A lot of moving equipment.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 11:24 PM (u8Ywb)

You have my respect. It sounds like you have your hands full there.
Posted by: rickl at April 24, 2017 11:31 PM (sdi6R)

My husband does, I'm just the wife. I only do a few things in the office now. I do advise him though.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 11:33 PM (u8Ywb)

332 Does that display case shatter from a perp's round, or the good guy's? Can't tell without slower-motion look.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 24, 2017 11:28 PM (PjWy4)

You can slow it to quarter speed in the lower left. Looks like 2 shots to the glass case. Did the perp get any shots off at all? Don't think so.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 24, 2017 11:33 PM (tHwdc)

333 I carry an Opinel, they are nice pocket knives. I had to field dress a deer with one once when I went for a walk in the woods with a rifle and a tag and and forgot my belt knife.

They look like tools. They look like something you'd carry camping to cook with. They are no ways scary.
Posted by: Kindltot


Opinels are hobby knives.

Responsible and productive knives have finger guards.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 24, 2017 11:34 PM (GgzGa)

334 Posted by: rhomboid at April 24, 2017 11:28 PM (PjWy4)

There was a question from jean above about lead ammo in CA.

Is it outlawed now? Or just for birds?

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 11:35 PM (u8Ywb)

335 328 Whiskey Jack, or "Camp Robber"; are a type of Jay, I think they are, out West, in our Very Large Square States. They are attracted to bright, shiny things.. like rings.. or watches.. or car keys... Can only imagine what it's like, in some remote National Forest, watching a bird fly away with those.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 24, 2017 11:28 PM (faqzI)

Yeah, Gray Jays. Smooth head, no crest. Playful and curious little devils. But they tend to avoid populated areas; you have to go into the woods to find them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 24, 2017 11:31 PM (0deF2)

They like picking at the deer on the buck pole at deer season

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 24, 2017 11:36 PM (voOPb)

336 So what do you do when you want to skin out a hobo, and cut down a tree at the same time?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 24, 2017 11:15 PM (0deF2)

I'd go with a Woodman's Pal.

http://tinyurl.com/m6de5cn

Seriously, this is a really interesting, high-quality tool, like the ag knives above. I have about a hundred knives, but I want this one.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 24, 2017 11:37 PM (97XyN)

337 In other news, Robert Pirsig, author of Zen And The Art of Motorcycle Maintenance; passed away today.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 24, 2017 11:38 PM (faqzI)

338 The Erie Canal. One of the many things that this nation is no longer willing to build.

Started in 1817, finished in 1825. Eight years, built with shovels, picks and dynamite.

Nowadays it would take 8 years for the government to put it into the planning stage.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at April 24, 2017 11:39 PM (1JnAL)

339 240 "MSNBC is reporting that Obama will "step in if the government crosses red lines."

Oh yeah? How exactly will he "step in?"

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V sez Brewers pitching sucks at April 24, 2017 11:39 PM (P8951)

340 Is it outlawed now? Or just for birds?
Posted by: CaliGirl


Have you checked calguns?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 24, 2017 11:39 PM (GgzGa)

341 Nice canal.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 24, 2017 11:39 PM (JZdsf)

342 315 So, CaliGirl-

Catch those low-down chicken stealing foxes yet?
Posted by: Not quite lunchtime yet! at April 24, 2017 11:27 PM (ZKlDy)

No, my husband has been out every morning and evening waiting. He hasn't seen it and it hasn't been on my trail cams.
One of the ranch guys saw it running to the back of the ranch in the hills. It's fox house must be in the back far from my house.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 11:39 PM (u8Ywb)

343 Responsible and productive knives have finger guards.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 24, 2017 11:34 PM (GgzGa)


the majority of Finland would disagree with you.

So would most chefs.


if you are using it as an ice pick or digging holes with it, sure.
If you are doing camp chores and you need to hack at something, you probably should get the golok or the hatchet. Maybe a framing hammer.


Posted by: Kindltot at April 24, 2017 11:40 PM (ii4h0)

344 Josh Earnest said Obama would "speak out: by the way.

MSNBC made up the "step in" part from their imagination.

Posted by: Meremortal, weight weight at April 24, 2017 11:43 PM (3myMJ)

345 Have you checked calguns?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 24, 2017 11:39 PM (GgzGa)

I checked, for now no lead in shotgun shells for game birds like I thought. It looks like they are outlawing lead for game in 2019.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 11:43 PM (u8Ywb)

346 the majority of Finland would disagree with you.

So would most chefs.


Posted by: Kindltot



I bathe in the appeal to authority.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 24, 2017 11:44 PM (GgzGa)

347 329 Can't listen to that Louis Armstrong song without thinking of my grandma and damn near tearing up.

Wonderful tune. Still gives me goosebumps.

Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at April 24, 2017 11:32 PM (nDcc3)


Louis Armstrong's recording of that song is sublime.

And Eva Cassidy's version is right up there. She's the only one who could possibly touch it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_GKZNvPD-4

Posted by: rickl at April 24, 2017 11:44 PM (sdi6R)

348 I think it's the start of "President in Exile" coverage of Obama by the MSM.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at April 24, 2017 11:45 PM (aKqWT)

349 I know they sell copper 22 in Cali, doubt that will work on a crow at any reasonable range.

Posted by: Jean at April 24, 2017 11:45 PM (zZb/S)

350 My husband and I danced our wedding dance to Satchmo's What a Wonderful World. Big fave, from when I was a little one. My dad thought it was great, too.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 24, 2017 11:45 PM (cm1Bl)

351 Similar to the WSJ trying to attack Pewdiepie, I just stumbled across a recent video from The Slingshot channel (which every moron should visit) where The Daily Mail did a hit piece and had the site owner terrified his channel would be closed. Thankfully, it seems YouTube has fixed things, and the German creator is now mocking the Daily Mail. Pretty funny.

Also, if y'all have a chance, go to the YouTube channel for Boston Antifa. I THINK it's serious, but it's so pathetic, amateur and stereotypical that it might be a brilliant parody. They have a video talking about how antifa smashed fascists at Berkeley last week, driving them from the streets. Some pathetic beta male starts every video with his little "Bash the Fash" line, and it's adorable.

Posted by: Grimaldi at April 24, 2017 11:45 PM (piXW4)

352 Kindl, what's next?

An appeal to anthony bourdein?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 24, 2017 11:46 PM (GgzGa)

353 "Louis Armstrong's recording of that song is sublime. "

On my short list for the Guardians 2 sound track

Posted by: Zombie Sam Kinison at April 24, 2017 11:46 PM (bQxkN)

354 Opinels are beautiful in the same way those ag knives are beautiful. They're designed purely for function. I love the old, traditional styles of knives.



Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 24, 2017 11:46 PM (97XyN)

355 I picked up one of these last month, the Nata style Japanese garden "hatchet"

http://preview.tinyurl.com/k8pqy2d

Posted by: Kindltot at April 24, 2017 11:46 PM (ii4h0)

356

Seriously, this is a really interesting, high-quality tool, like the ag knives above. I have about a hundred knives, but I want this one.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 24, 2017 11:37 PM (97XyN)

I bought one! A couple years ago. You want the one with the knuckle guard (imo) and the sharpening stone, and the little booklets, the whole nine yards. Nice canvas case. The only ding, it's not "real" Military canvas. They treat the genuine article with a fungicide or whatever. I kept my Woodman's Pal in the garage in a drawer, and it got a little furry because of the humidity. Other than that, it's perfect. Works great for culling sucker growth off of trees. And, I think the liberal neighbors were aghast, which is a nice bonus.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 24, 2017 11:46 PM (faqzI)

357 Can't. Look. Away.
Posted by: Bruce Jenner Trainwreck
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MRS .ARM:He is struggled, he is man-struggled. He lifts my spirit!

MR. ARM:He is a loathsome, offensive brute, yet I can't look away.

MRS. ARM:He transcends time and space.

MR. ARM:He sickens me.

MRS. ARM:I love it.

Posted by: Kramer at April 24, 2017 11:50 PM (ZO497)

358 Mini Dozier, so light you wont know it's there.

Posted by: gNewt at April 24, 2017 11:50 PM (l2MEF)

359
Listening to the radio during a little run to town I just had to make, I learned the "End of the World" or WWIII will start on April 26th Wed.

There was some show on, who the hell I don't know. It was getting into Coast-to-Coast territory sounded like, but it wasn't George Noory. It was some political guy with a C-to-C bent.

Anyway, supposedly, back in Sept. 2016 there was a "mysterious" broadcast. It was a brief Emergency Broadcast tone followed by an announcer repeating "Trump April 26th. Trump April 26th...." And they have helpful recordings, of course.

So, they've deduced that was some secret Illuminati message about their plans. Either that or a time leak. Maybe a warning from the future.

And, they warn, that's the date when the Armada arrives off North Korea.

So WWWIII starts Wednesday. Make a note.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at April 24, 2017 11:50 PM (aKqWT)

360 I bathe in the appeal to authority.


Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 24, 2017 11:44 PM (GgzGa)


I have a deep love of puukkos, they fascinate me, the different styles, the materials, and the touching Finnish belief that the correct length of blade is "three inches longer than the depth of Russian winter uniforms"

Oh, and I own framing hammers too, so I am ready to do camp chores where I need to beat on things at need.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 24, 2017 11:51 PM (ii4h0)

361 Posted by: Common Tater at April 24, 2017 11:46 PM (faqzI)

For me, it would be great to keep in the truck.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 24, 2017 11:51 PM (97XyN)

362 @326 I used to watch the Kardashians. What is so odd to me is he seemed like an alpha male, he was competitive and wanted to play with his toys. Cars, golf, those remote control planes, motorcycles. He was the nicest one on that show and he seemed the most level headed.

Then he transitioned. I don't get it.
--------------------

A couple of years ago, I was talking with some friends about this. One of them mentioned that he'd apparently privately been dancing around it for a long time.

Posted by: junior at April 24, 2017 11:52 PM (To4O8)

363 Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 11:43 PM (u8Ywb)

Can you get a depredation permit for the crows? They might relax some of the rules that were designed for hunters.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 24, 2017 11:52 PM (rF0hx)

364 "So WWWIII starts Wednesday. Make a note"

So noted. I'll finally be able to use the emergency water stashed under my bed.

I need the space for moar ammo.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 24, 2017 11:52 PM (tHwdc)

365 That's a pretty old vid actually. Guys try to rob a gun store right? Oops. In Georgia?? Double oops.
Posted by: Common Tater
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I Mableton Georgia. Not exactly Atlanta.

Posted by: Kramer at April 24, 2017 11:54 PM (ZO497)

366 I have a trenching spade, but I may be two World Wars behind the curve.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 24, 2017 11:54 PM (JZdsf)

367 "I have a deep love of puukkos, they fascinate me, the different styles, the materials,"

Puukos are gorgeous and they're just the sort of thing I'm talking about. Their design is the product of literally hundreds of years of actual use. Most of the good puukos are too expensive for me, but I do like them.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 24, 2017 11:55 PM (97XyN)

368 349 I know they sell copper 22 in Cali, doubt that will work on a crow at any reasonable range.
Posted by: Jean at April 24, 2017 11:45 PM (zZb/S)

We aren't allowed to shoot the crows.

I think my husband would use a shotgun for the crows. He has the non lead shotgun shells that's the only reason I knew we weren't supposed to use lead.

The no lead thing is for the condors.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 11:55 PM (u8Ywb)

369 Hm, check your local laws, Cloyd. I'm not for certain, but depending on the context, it would not be appreciated by the constabulary.

For example, a baseball bat and glove is not looked upon the same way as a bat might be. Though I'm not sure how effective that is either.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 24, 2017 11:55 PM (faqzI)

370 So WWWIII starts Wednesday. Make a note.

So much for the job offer I just got.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 24, 2017 11:55 PM (IcT7t)

371 @CaliGirl.....

Here is a link to California Fish And Game's website.

It looks like you can shoot them if they are causing damage.

http://www.fgc.ca.gov/regulations/current/uplandgamebirdregs.aspx#472d

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 24, 2017 11:56 PM (rF0hx)

372 363 Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 11:43 PM (u8Ywb)

Can you get a depredation permit for the crows? They might relax some of the rules that were designed for hunters.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 24, 2017 11:52 PM (rF0hx)

Probably, they obviously haven't done as much damage this year. The last depredation permits he had were for deer and boar.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 11:56 PM (u8Ywb)

373 "Oh, and I own framing hammers too..."
****

Dear Lord I am more tired than I realized. I thought that said, "I love farming hummers".

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 24, 2017 11:56 PM (hVdx9)

374 "So WWWIII starts Wednesday. Make a note"

So noted. I'll finally be able to use the emergency water stashed under my bed.

I need the space for moar ammo.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 24, 2017 11:52 PM (tHwdc)




Time to buy Raytheon.

Posted by: gNewt at April 24, 2017 11:57 PM (l2MEF)

375 "Hm, check your local laws, Cloyd. I'm not for certain, but depending on the context, it would not be appreciated by the constabulary."

Yeah, I'm in Alabama, so it's OK.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 24, 2017 11:57 PM (97XyN)

376 Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at April 24, 2017 11:50 PM (aKqWT)


I imagine the conspiracy theorists are tying it to Gotham Shield, the exercise that's going on now.

Posted by: Country Singer at April 24, 2017 11:58 PM (GUBah)

377 326: Brucie is an autogynophile. And I've already forgot the psychologist's name who coined that back a few decades ago before Trans became a sacred thing.

He checks all the boxes for that. He's just a dude who has a kink/perversion of being a woman. He gets turned on by the idea of himself being a woman.

These types aren't gay in the slightest mostly. They still are attracted to women, but they get off on being a women themselves. Male Lesbian, sort of.

That's all it is. In the old days, these types would be simple crossdressers. They get all dressed up and masturbate themselves into a frenzy. And that would be as far as they could go.

But now, medical science can indulge them. Stupidly.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at April 24, 2017 11:58 PM (aKqWT)

378 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 24, 2017 11:56 PM (rF0hx)

Okay, they do it already but I didn't want to say it. His friends do it as well. The grape guys fire shotguns all day, they're shooting something.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 11:58 PM (u8Ywb)

379 I have a trenching spade, but I may be two World Wars behind the curve.
Posted by: Cicero
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I have a machete, stamped USMC 1945

And of course an M1 cartridge belt.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 24, 2017 11:59 PM (ZO497)

380 Has it been established for certain that the YT is authentic, and there really was a "Trump April 26th" numbers type broadcast on am radio in Sep of 2016? That is a little ... strange.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 24, 2017 11:59 PM (faqzI)

381 In terms of cost vs functionality, I don't think you'll find a better knife than a Swedish Mora. They're just a modern interpretation of the puuko.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 25, 2017 12:00 AM (97XyN)

382 >> I imagine the conspiracy theorists are tying it
>> to Gotham Shield

Yes! The guy mentioned that, but I'd forgotten that when I posted the above. But that was a part of it.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at April 25, 2017 12:00 AM (aKqWT)

383 The grape guys fire shotguns all day, they're shooting something.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 11:58 PM (u8Ywb)

Heh....I'll bring my shotgun and shoot crows all day for you.

I love rural California.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 25, 2017 12:01 AM (rF0hx)

384 Can you get a depredation permit for the crows? They might relax some of the rules that were designed for hunters.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 24, 2017 11:52 PM (rF0hx)

Buy a box of the copper shit ammo, and fire off a few rounds at some tin cans or something. Keep some rounds of it near the gun, in case the game warden shows up. Use the lead rounds for shooting crows and/or foxes.

Caligirl lives on a very large farm, so it's pretty unlikely any game wardens are going to show up, I'd expect.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 25, 2017 12:01 AM (0deF2)

385 I think you still have to lead condors, but I haven't tried shooting them.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 25, 2017 12:01 AM (faqzI)

386 Oh, and I own framing hammers too, so I am ready to do camp chores where I need to beat on things at need.
Posted by: Kindltot


Framing iron has it's own beauty, no doubt.

But they don't require a slice-thumb stupid design, now do they?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2017 12:02 AM (GgzGa)

387 The grape guys fire shotguns all day, they're shooting something.
Posted by: CaliGirl
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Well, 'grape', so that would follow.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 25, 2017 12:02 AM (ZO497)

388 383 The grape guys fire shotguns all day, they're shooting something.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 11:58 PM (u8Ywb)

Heh....I'll bring my shotgun and shoot crows all day for you.

I love rural California.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 25, 2017 12:01 AM (rF0hx)

You're welcome anytime. I really didn't know if you were allowed to shoot the crows. Hence the silence.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 25, 2017 12:03 AM (u8Ywb)

389 I'll start beating my plowshares into swords. I hope there's a video on YouTube.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 25, 2017 12:03 AM (JZdsf)

390 Caligirl lives on a very large farm, so it's pretty unlikely any game wardens are going to show up, I'd expect.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 25, 2017 12:01 AM (0deF2)

They can't get past the gate, private property.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 25, 2017 12:04 AM (u8Ywb)

391 Hence the silence.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 25, 2017 12:03 AM (u8Ywb)

Understood. And of course the organic maniacs would be heartbroken to learn that even one animal died during the growing of their magic vegetables.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 25, 2017 12:05 AM (rF0hx)

392 My carry knife is a Gerber LST. Decent blade, I can work it a lot, sharpen it little.

So very, very lightweight, that it weighs less than the I.D.s and too-thin money clip in my pocket.

Traditional "Buck 110" profile and mechanism, but at maybe 1/10th the weight and 1/2 the length and 2/3 narrower than the Buck.

Customer service w Gerber has been nothing but superb. I asked them to locate an area retailer that sold the LST, as I couldn't find a replacement for one that went into Galveston Bay.

They got all my information.

Then, unasked, they mailed me an LST, an LST compact, and an LST Keychain-Mini, all for free.

Because I liked their product well enough to contact their HQ, and as where I could find it.

That makes it to me, a very, very valuable knife, all at an MSRP of about $19.00.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 25, 2017 12:05 AM (v5iqM)

393 "I hope there's a video on YouTube."

Actually, there probably is. There are lots of tutorials on making knives from files, lawnmower blades, leaf springs, etc.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 25, 2017 12:05 AM (97XyN)

394 You can Google "Trump April 26th broadcast" and read it. I have no idea if there's any verification that it was a real broadcast back in Sept. or not.

I didn't look, just checked if Google would pull something up, which it did. I think I saw New Jersey as where this broadcast was supposed to have been.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at April 25, 2017 12:05 AM (aKqWT)

395
Brucie is an autogynophile.

Sounds like one of those airplanes with the helicopter blades on top.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 25, 2017 12:05 AM (IqV8l)

396 Evening Folks

Posted by: Zakn at April 25, 2017 12:05 AM (z49bN)

397 I'll start beating my plowshares into swords. I hope there's a video on YouTube.
Posted by: Cicero
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Joel, Chapter 3

9 Proclaim ye this among the Gentiles; Prepare war, wake up the mighty men, let all the men of war draw near; let them come up:

10 Beat your plowshares into swords, and your pruninghooks into spears: let the weak say, I am strong.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 25, 2017 12:07 AM (ZO497)

398
I think I saw New Jersey as where this broadcast was supposed to have been.
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius)


Grover's Mill, New Jersey?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 25, 2017 12:07 AM (IqV8l)

399 Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at April 24, 2017 11:58 PM (aKqWT)

It's just so odd, I definitely think he's mental.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 25, 2017 12:08 AM (u8Ywb)

400 People who beat their swords into plowshares will farm for the people who didn't.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 25, 2017 12:09 AM (rF0hx)

401 Posted by: Jim at April 25, 2017 12:05 AM (v5iqM)

Yeah, the LST is a nice EDC. I carried one for years until I lost it.

The Dozier that someone mentioned above is similar in construction and it's also a good carry knife.

I have a Buck "Bucklite" that I've had for about 25 years and still carry sometimes. It's along those same lines.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 25, 2017 12:09 AM (97XyN)

402 That's a shame about crows. They're considered vermin in PA and hunted 7 days a week year round.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 25, 2017 12:09 AM (89T5c)

403 The older moras have wooden handles, and the new issue ones have plastic injection handles and sheathes. They are good steel and nice knives.

I do have a modern Marttiini puukka, but it doesn't have that full length fuller and the blade is more of a standard shape. It also has the rubber handle and smooth pommel.
The older puukkas have a slightly humped back, and of course the casein plastic grips that are always sort of crackled, and some of them have a horse's head too.

And that doesn't get to the handles made of birch bark

Posted by: Kindltot at April 25, 2017 12:09 AM (ii4h0)

404 Grover's Mill, New Jersey?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 25, 2017 12:07 AM (IqV8l)

Heh.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 25, 2017 12:09 AM (0deF2)

405 In terms of cost vs functionality, I don't think
you'll find a better knife than a Swedish Mora. They're just a modern
interpretation of the puuko.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 25, 2017 12:00 AM (97XyN)

Gawd, I used those things for everything, including cutting sod.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 25, 2017 12:10 AM (tHwdc)

406 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 25, 2017 12:05 AM (rF0hx)

They really would have a fit.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 25, 2017 12:10 AM (u8Ywb)

407 Where was Mel's Hole? Nope, that wasn't NJ, I don't think.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at April 25, 2017 12:10 AM (aKqWT)

408 That makes it to me, a very, very valuable knife, all at an MSRP of about $19.00.

Jim
----

Looks a lot like the Schrade SP1 that I keep on my key chain.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 25, 2017 12:12 AM (OdK9v)

409 366 I have a trenching spade, but I may be two World Wars behind the curve.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 24, 2017 11:54 PM (JZdsf)

Hmmmm.....

/looks at the saber that belonged to his ancestor who was in the War of Northern Aggression...

Posted by: Don Q. going hmm at April 25, 2017 12:14 AM (NgKpN)

410 That's a shame about crows. They're considered vermin in PA and hunted 7 days a week year round.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
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Yeah. No constraints on crows in NC.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 25, 2017 12:14 AM (OdK9v)

411 The Victorinox little Vicky, a small fixed blade is another awesome tool.

Posted by: Jean at April 25, 2017 12:14 AM (zZb/S)

412 Goodnight everyone, have a nice night.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 25, 2017 12:14 AM (u8Ywb)

413 Looks a lot like the Schrade SP1 that I keep on my key chain.
Posted by: Mike Hammer


Schrade, oh them full sized series.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2017 12:15 AM (GgzGa)

414 I would like to see a fairly comprehensive set of tests and reviews for the common machetes and variants thereof. Ones from today's marketplace, not the days of yore.


Cold Steel, Gerber, Woodsman's Friend, etc.

Steel specs, Rockwell hardness, ability to take an edge, durability of that edge, strength (to destruction with a few sacrificial samples), condition of edge after chopping through some 1" willow branches and then 1" bamboo stalks.

Add in some other tests, if need be.

For me, I'd want to find the best of the test, but one priced such that its semi-disposable, more or less.

A Machete is no tool to invest +$1,000 with a custom blademaker. Unless you just want a very pretty, too expensive to actually use, wall hanger.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 25, 2017 12:17 AM (v5iqM)

415 Schrade, oh them full sized series.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2017 12:15 AM (GgzGa)

I have a Schrade Uncle Henry lockback bearpaw folding knife.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 25, 2017 12:18 AM (0deF2)

416 "So WWWIII starts Wednesday. Make a note."

Early morning or in the evening?

I need to decide between normal prime 2 day shipping or expedited on the necessary supplies.


Posted by: Procrastinating Prepper at April 25, 2017 12:18 AM (Fz5yy)

417
Cold Steel, Gerber, Woodsman's Friend, etc.

Posted by: Jim


No Tramontina?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2017 12:19 AM (GgzGa)

418 A Machete is no tool to invest +$1,000 with a custom blademaker. Unless you just want a very pretty, too expensive to actually use, wall hanger.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 25, 2017 12:17 AM (v5iqM)

What are the large knives, like a machete, but tapering from small at the hilt to thick and broad at the tip, with a square end? Puts the center of mass closer to the tip, and makes chopping easier.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 25, 2017 12:20 AM (0deF2)

419 schf36 looks the most optimal recently

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2017 12:21 AM (GgzGa)

420 Shannon's 'Runaway' was used for the opening of 'Crime Story'. Great show little remembered.

Posted by: Dennis Farina at April 25, 2017 12:22 AM (bc2Lc)

421 "What are the large knives, like a machete, but tapering from small at the hilt to thick and broad at the tip, with a square end?"

I've heard people call them "heavy machetes" and "cane blades," but I don't know how accurate that is.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 25, 2017 12:23 AM (97XyN)

422 No Tramontina?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2017 12:19 AM (GgzGa)




Embrace, if you will, the power of "etc."

Include 'em all. Find an upper price and/or "exotic" limit. And stay below those limits.

Machetes as Everyman tools, not as the focal point of metallurgical pedantry.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 25, 2017 12:23 AM (v5iqM)

423
But they don't require a slice-thumb stupid design, now do they?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2017 12:02 AM (GgzGa)


My hunting knife has finger guard on it, there are times when you don't want a greasy muddy handle slipping your fist down and over the blade. The day I dressed out a deer with my pocket knife was because of a really dumb move on my part.

However, each tool has a use, and the tool is designed for that use. The Opinel is a nice design, it is cheap and well made, and I picked the size that fits my hand to where the butt of the handle cuddles into the base of my palm when I hold it, reducing the risk of it slipping.
I mostly use it for opening envelopes and cutting salami.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 25, 2017 12:25 AM (ii4h0)

424 "metallurgical pedantry"

A charming phrase. Daddy was a metallurgist. I suspect he was a pedantic one.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 25, 2017 12:26 AM (tHwdc)

425 Hey everybody.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 25, 2017 12:27 AM (qazQh)

426 Shannon's 'Runaway' was used for the opening of 'Crime Story'. Great show little remembered.

Posted by: Dennis Farina at April 25, 2017 12:22 AM (bc2Lc)



And one particularly unique actor, who brought his real life as a cop to the screen.

Maybe not the best man that ever lived, but a man, a good one, and magnitudes of order better than most of his Actors Guild compatriots.

*raises bourbon to the late Mr. Farina*

I'd have far preferred to have toasted you in the company of a bunch of cop friends, down here on the island.

CHEERS!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 25, 2017 12:27 AM (v5iqM)

427 Introducing a new feature tonight...

"Real Life Hotel/Motel Complaint Forms."

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 25, 2017 12:28 AM (qazQh)

428 I mostly use it for opening envelopes and cutting salami.
Posted by: Kindltot


heh. indeed.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2017 12:28 AM (GgzGa)

429 Hey everybody.
Posted by: qdpsteve


Stuck on a proverbial 'desert island:' your 3 knives?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2017 12:29 AM (GgzGa)

430 What are the large knives, like a machete, but
tapering from small at the hilt to thick and broad at the tip, with a
square end? Puts the center of mass closer to the tip, and makes
chopping easier.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 25, 2017 12:20 AM (0deF2)


I called them corn knives, but I think they may be a sugar cane knife too.

I've seen workers using them to cut hop vines

Posted by: Kindltot at April 25, 2017 12:30 AM (ii4h0)

431 "Stuck on a proverbial 'desert island:' your 3 knives?"

Ax, modern leuku, and modern puuko.

Until I think about it some more.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 25, 2017 12:31 AM (97XyN)

432 431 "Stuck on a proverbial 'desert island:' your 3 knives?"

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Kirpan.

I know. It's sikh.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 25, 2017 12:32 AM (JZdsf)

433 Kukri, bow saw, camp axe.

...yeah, I couldn't sleep.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 25, 2017 12:33 AM (6gk0M)

434 Uh whuh?

If I'm stuck on a desert island, I want the following three things with me:

- Mila Kunis
- A million dollars
- A supersonic jet ready to fly me back to civilization

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 25, 2017 12:33 AM (qazQh)

435 **REAL LIFE HOTEL/MOTEL COMPLAINT FORMS**
Episode 1

"I'm very unhappy with my stay. I've been sitting here picking my nose for over five hours and just realize, there is nowhere in this entire room to wipe my finger. What kind of hotel doesn't provide a place for a high-class guy like me to wipe his boogers? Please don't tell me I should use toilet paper because that's gross. I demand to speak to a manager immediately. I just can't enjoy a place that won't provide me a place to wipe my boogers."

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 25, 2017 12:34 AM (qazQh)

436 "If I'm stuck on a desert island, I want the following three things with me::

Well, that escalated quickly.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 25, 2017 12:34 AM (97XyN)

437 The Welles broadcast's landing site was in Grover's Mill, New Jersey.

Posted by: Fox2! at April 25, 2017 12:34 AM (brIR5)

438 "Stuck on a proverbial 'desert island:' your 3 knives?"
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As long as there is a soccer ball, who cares?

Posted by: Tom Hanks at April 25, 2017 12:35 AM (OdK9v)

439
If I'm stuck on a desert island, I want the following three things with me:

- Mila Kunis

Posted by: qdpsteve


You honestly think this is going to work out?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2017 12:35 AM (GgzGa)

440 Saw a fairly new BMW today, with the following license plate:

VIIIXVI

Hmm, wonder what the significance was. Although I know it's obviously numbers. 8 16? 5-3-16? Some other combo?

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 25, 2017 12:35 AM (qazQh)

441 Weft-cut, I think she'll go for it if there's a way out. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 25, 2017 12:36 AM (qazQh)

442
A charming phrase. Daddy was a metallurgist. I suspect he was a pedantic one.


Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 25, 2017 12:26 AM (tHwdc)



For a Machete, I delegate nearly all such pedantry to the manufacturer of said blade.

I just want to know which is the best bang for the $20/$50 buck, hanging on the pegboard at the Bass Mountain store.

Conversely, when I invest in a highly personal working blade, such as a hunting knife or EDC pocket knife, I'll shoulder some of the burden of the Pedant, and demand a degree of knowledge thereof.

And if I'm paying multiple $hundreds or $thousands for a blade? Me and the bladesmith are going to consult at length, over every aspect of the thing.

But I'm thankful for Pedantic Metalurgical Engineers. They dedicate much learning and effort into the specs for every spring that opens the CD drive of this computer, every alloy and steel which comprise the truck I drive, and literally, billions of unknown, unnoticed and unsung components of every thing we use every day.

To them, my next bourbon.


CHEERS!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 25, 2017 12:37 AM (v5iqM)

443 Mel's Hole was somewhere in Washington state, publius.

I listened to that show, live and it is hard to believe that it was over twenty years ago.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 25, 2017 12:37 AM (6gk0M)

444 Desert island. Which three...strumpets...

Kimmy Granger...... who else?

She alone could make it a Dessert Island.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at April 25, 2017 12:37 AM (aKqWT)

445 Tramontina - custom sharpened
M-18
SOG neck knife

That'll be my set.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2017 12:39 AM (GgzGa)

446 Went and looked in the shop. I have a "Prima 344-17" knife, "made of British steel". Seventeen-inch blade, wooden handle. Sticker on blade says I paid a whole $6 for it. Looks like a Central American product, but I think I got it at a swap meet.

Does a number on caraganas, it does.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 25, 2017 12:39 AM (0deF2)

447 oh, then again, i forgot my spear point carry...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2017 12:39 AM (GgzGa)

448 445 Tramontina - custom sharpened
M-18
SOG neck knife

That'll be my set.

---------

Gut the Skipper first and the rest will fall into line.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 25, 2017 12:40 AM (JZdsf)

449 If you guys wanna talk knives?

What brand of steak knives does the Horde most recommend? Please note I'd like a set (can be two, three or four, either one) that's less than $100.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 25, 2017 12:41 AM (qazQh)

450 weft!

Posted by: Zakn at April 25, 2017 12:41 AM (z49bN)

451 weft!
Posted by: Zakn


Zakn-atl!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2017 12:42 AM (GgzGa)

452 Posted by: Jim at April 25, 2017 12:37 AM (v5iqM)

Dad was into bonding, cladding, rolling mills and the like.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 25, 2017 12:43 AM (tHwdc)

453 What brand of steak knives does the Horde most recommend? Please note I'd like a set (can be two, three or four, either one) that's less than $100.

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If you're into cutting aluminum cans, go with Ginsu.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 25, 2017 12:44 AM (JZdsf)

454 What brand of steak knives does the Horde most recommend? Please note I'd like a set (can be two, three or four, either one) that's less than $100.
Posted by: qdpsteve


I know this sounds stupid, but Cutco steak knives are actually pretty decent.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2017 12:44 AM (GgzGa)

455 So, I checked out weaselzippers and their not is about Kenny G playing on a flight to raise money for charity. Nice story. Except, they mention several times he played his "saxophone". Call me a pedant, but that looks like a clarinet.

Posted by: Aetius451AD's work phone at April 25, 2017 12:44 AM (neMrj)

456 Cicero, I like to use my steak knives to cut into... steak.

I'm weird that way, I know. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 25, 2017 12:44 AM (qazQh)

457 Although I know it's obviously numbers. 8 16? 5-3-16? Some other combo?

Numbers?

Posted by: Jaroslav Viiixvii, successful real estate flipper at April 25, 2017 12:45 AM (wpC7C)

458 Ginsu Cutlery, though, is classic.

I'll never forget when they sponsored Court TV's coverage of the OJ Simpson murder trial. :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 25, 2017 12:45 AM (qazQh)

459 I have an Ontario machete. I know precisely where it is +/- 100 acres.

Posted by: gNewt at April 25, 2017 12:45 AM (l2MEF)

460 Again, make a mission to search local estate sales if you are looking for knives. Gems are to be found in rich ass locales.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2017 12:46 AM (GgzGa)

461 I've got cheap, serrated steak knives from which place I can't remember. The handles are still sealed over the tang, so crap doesn't get in when I throw them in the dishwasher.

I'll look at the brand, but they've lasted over fifteen years.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 25, 2017 12:46 AM (6gk0M)

462 Actually these look nice. And for this price I can give some of them away.

http://tinyurl.com/kjdh6c8

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 25, 2017 12:46 AM (qazQh)

463 444 Desert island. Which three...strumpets...

Kimmy Granger...... who else?

She alone could make it a Dessert Island.
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at April 25, 2017

Christine Hendricks, Scarlett Pimpernel era Jane Seymour, and Giant era Elizabeth Taylor.

Posted by: Aetius451AD's work phone at April 25, 2017 12:47 AM (neMrj)

464 What brand of steak knives does the Horde most recommend? Please note I'd like a set (can be two, three or four, either one) that's less than $100.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 25, 2017 12:41 AM (qazQh)

These aren't steak knives, as such, but they will certainly cut a steak, and the price is right.

https://www.amazon.com/Opinel-Carbon-Blade -Folding-Knife/dp/B002SCUO04

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 25, 2017 12:47 AM (0deF2)

465 I have an Ontario machete. I know precisely where it is +/- 100 acres.
Posted by: gNewt
---------------

I use my mower to find tools that have been dropped.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 25, 2017 12:48 AM (OdK9v)

466 Steak, yeah, you could use a knife for that too.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 25, 2017 12:48 AM (JZdsf)

467 I have an Ontario machete. I know precisely where it is +/- 100 acres.
Posted by: gNewt


*bewrp *
*bewrp *

*bewrp * *bewrp * *bewrp *

Posted by: wall-eyed radio collector at April 25, 2017 12:49 AM (GgzGa)

468 AOP, looks like a great tool if I've got to chase down, trap and bleed the steak in a dark alley before I can eat it. ;-)

Seriously though, nice.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 25, 2017 12:49 AM (qazQh)

469 Dennis Farina, along with John Santucci, former jewel thief who played Pauli in "Crime Story" were also in one of my favorite movies, "Thief." Farina plays a bad guy gunsel and Santucci plays a corrupt Chicago cop.

Posted by: geoffb5 at April 25, 2017 12:49 AM (d3wbb)

470 Call me a pedant, but that looks like a clarinet.

Posted by: Aetius451AD's work phone at April 25, 2017 12:44 AM (neMrj)

It's brass, so soprano sax. Clarinets are made of wood, or maybe plastic these days.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 25, 2017 12:50 AM (0deF2)

471 I believe "Thief" was one of the very first feature films Michael Mann ever directed.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 25, 2017 12:51 AM (qazQh)

472 Weft, if you want to do custom sharpening, this is the machine I use.

IF you can find one on the used market, it's a gem.

http://tinyurl.com/m76hccj


I have belts to 1,200 grit, and then a leather belt well coated and seasoned with Jeweler's Rouge.

The jigs I've made for it to control the angle of cut, are unique to the machine. Everyone will have to come up with their own solution for their own machine.

You can redefine the definition of "sharp", here.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 25, 2017 12:52 AM (v5iqM)

473 Possibly an alto saxophone.

Posted by: gNewt at April 25, 2017 12:52 AM (l2MEF)

474 It's brass, so soprano sax. Clarinets are made of wood, or maybe plastic these days.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 25, 2017 12:50 AM (0deF2)

I stand corrected. Thanks.

Posted by: Aetius451AD's work phone at April 25, 2017 12:52 AM (neMrj)

475 If you're into cutting aluminum cans, go with Ginsu.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 25, 2017 12:44 AM (JZdsf)


You can laugh if you want, but the Ginsu Dad bought for Mom at the State Fair in the 70's is still my go-to knife when I cut slices of bread. There it excels better than any bread knife I have ever had.

It isn't so good for anything else except maybe tomatoes

Posted by: Kindltot at April 25, 2017 12:53 AM (ii4h0)

476 **REAL LIFE HOTEL/MOTEL COMPLAINT FORMS**
Episode 2

"I can't tell you how angry I am. I checked out this place because I thought it was nice and secluded, and it is for the most part. Well I decided a great fun topper for the evening would be to murder a hooker and stuff her into the mattress, and I can't believe it! My mattress already has ANOTHER hooker stuffed into it. Unbelievable! Doesn't anyone take care of your rooms?! I'm really disappointed, my dog told me this would be a great place to stay, he was wrong again. This is the first and last time I'm ever going to stay at Clown Motel."

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 25, 2017 12:55 AM (qazQh)

477 We got a set of Henckels steak knives as a wedding present, never been in the dishwasher (I never put good knives in the dishwasher) and they're like new still. Wonderful.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 25, 2017 12:56 AM (tHwdc)

478 It isn't so good for anything else except maybe tomatoes.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 25, 2017 12:53 AM (ii4h0)



The edge I've got on the heavy-spined, 8" French Butcher's Knife.

Merely break the skin on a given tomato, and from there, mere gravity will do the rest, until it reaches the skin in touch with the cutting board.

Yes, kitchen knives are supposed to be that sharp, why'd'ya ask?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 25, 2017 12:57 AM (v5iqM)

479 Posted by: shibumi at April 24, 2017 10:26 PM (FkAXz)

Agree, especially re. CD. And he will speak with a forked tongue as always so there is deniability. Obama hates to get his hands dirty. Somebody else does that. He's like a creepy mafia guy who drops the hint, delicately wipes his purple lips after the espresso, looks up with hooded dead eyes and walks out the door to his guarded SUV.

Posted by: gracepc at April 25, 2017 12:58 AM (OU4q6)

480 You can laugh if you want, but the Ginsu Dad bought
for Mom at the State Fair in the 70's is still my go-to knife when I cut
slices of bread. There it excels better than any bread knife I have
ever had.

It isn't so good for anything else except maybe tomatoes


Posted by: Kindltot at April 25, 2017 12:53 AM (ii4h0)

I got a Ginsu in '82 and actually used it to saw a bit of plywood to fit a shelf. Sadly, had to leave it in Sweden when I moved back to the US in '96 since my ex loved it so.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 25, 2017 12:59 AM (tHwdc)

481 https://www.amazon.com/Opinel-Carbon-Blade -Folding-Knife/dp/B002SCUO04

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 25, 2017 12:47 AM (0deF2)
***************************

French picnic knife. Got to get one just for that.

Yeah, soprano sax.

Posted by: gNewt at April 25, 2017 12:59 AM (l2MEF)

482 Weft, if you want to do custom sharpening, this is the machine I use.

Posted by: Jim


Nice machine.

I have access to some smaller belts
Love them pro shop stuff.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2017 01:00 AM (GgzGa)

483 Steak knives. I've got a set of these, http://tinyurl.com/mcxht96 which came as part of a set of knives bought years ago. I'm thinking of trying a set of these, http://tinyurl.com/mbcwgao since I love the long slicing knife I have from the same company but don't know how good they might be. I like full tang riveted handles on knives for the kitchen.

Posted by: geoffb5 at April 25, 2017 01:00 AM (d3wbb)

484 I've got a MAC 6 1/2" vegetable cleaver. Wonderfully sharp, but slices tend to ride up onto the blade.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 25, 2017 01:02 AM (tHwdc)

485 I'm still wondering about those 15k grit stones...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2017 01:04 AM (GgzGa)

486 I'm still wondering about those 15k grit stones...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2017 01:04 AM (GgzGa)

That would be about smooth a piece of agate. Arkansas novaculite, maybe?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 25, 2017 01:05 AM (0deF2)

487 And now I've made myself hungry for steak. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 25, 2017 01:05 AM (qazQh)

488 And a picnic.

Posted by: gNewt at April 25, 2017 01:07 AM (l2MEF)

489 That would be about smooth a piece of agate. Arkansas novaculite, maybe?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Not sure, but have you seen those sharpening 'systems ' ?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2017 01:07 AM (GgzGa)

490 Those steak knives are good, and they're pretty.

I think on the table, one needs attractive cutlery.

In the kitchen? Go in to any restaurant, and you'll see lots of these:

http://tinyurl.com/kzt8a46


You can shop 'em at any local restaurant supply, as well as a nearly infinite number of online suppliers.

No need to spend stupid money on good kitchen knives. These are GOOD, but you also have to know how to dress the edges when needed.

They're also made to wear out, be discarded, and replaced.

This is what the pros use, though.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 25, 2017 01:09 AM (v5iqM)

491
I'm always hungry for steak.

That and, uh, something else.

Never tried them together, though.....

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at April 25, 2017 01:10 AM (aKqWT)

492 Dennis Farina, along with John Santucci, former jewel thief who played Pauli in "Crime Story" were also in one of my favorite movies, "Thief." Farina plays a bad guy gunsel and Santucci plays a corrupt Chicago cop.
Posted by: geoffb5 at April 25, 2017 12:49

We were once on a flight and got bumped by Dennis Farina. Our flight was $50 each way due to a SW airlines anniversary special. We got vouchers for $200 each, not a bad deal.

Off to bed, work beckons tomorrow. Be well you Morons.

Posted by: Farmer at April 25, 2017 01:10 AM (o/90i)

493 Anyone here ever go to Outback?

Their steak knives are so oversized, it makes me chuckle.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 25, 2017 01:10 AM (qazQh)

494 [I'm still wondering about those 15k grit stones...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2017 01:04 AM (GgzGa)


Hardened glass, toothpaste.

'Bout the same thing, really. But far cheaper.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 25, 2017 01:12 AM (v5iqM)

495 Anyone here ever go to Outback?



Their steak knives are so oversized, it makes me chuckle.


Once. Too expensive.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 25, 2017 01:12 AM (IcT7t)

496 G'Night, Farmer.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 25, 2017 01:12 AM (6gk0M)

497 Good night, Horde!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 25, 2017 01:14 AM (tHwdc)

498 Yeah, and on Farmer's goodnight thing, I'm going to extinguish the Smoking Lamp, too.

Hasta la nite nite, Horde!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 25, 2017 01:14 AM (v5iqM)

499 Hardened glass, toothpaste.

'Bout the same thing, really. But far cheaper.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim



HASAHHAHAHHHa coughCOUGH HAGHGd

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2017 01:14 AM (GgzGa)

500 G'Night, Miley!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 25, 2017 01:16 AM (6gk0M)

501 G'Night, Jim.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 25, 2017 01:16 AM (6gk0M)

502 Didn't even know Miley was here.

Goodnight M!

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 25, 2017 01:16 AM (qazQh)

503 I'm always hungry for steak.

That and, uh, something else.

Never tried them together, though.....
Posted by: publius


Fry up some steak, and steak some veg and at the last few minutes frozen shrimp.

Add pan sauce.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2017 01:16 AM (GgzGa)

504 Call me crazy but, I always thought the steaks at Sizzler were decent. Tiny, but decent.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 25, 2017 01:17 AM (qazQh)

505 Call me crazy but, I always thought the steaks at Sizzler were decent. Tiny, but decent.
Posted by: qdpsteve


How old were you?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2017 01:19 AM (GgzGa)

506 "I'm always hungry for steak.
That and, uh, something else.
Never tried them together, though...
"
-Posted by: publius

IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE HE DIDN'T WANT TO MENTION PUSSY!

IT ALSO IMPLIES SURF AND TURF!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at April 25, 2017 01:20 AM (6gk0M)

507 weft-cut, 30. :-)

Last time I was there was probably 1997.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 25, 2017 01:20 AM (qazQh)

508 Last time I was there was probably 1997.
Posted by: qdpsteve/i]

Heh, do you remember Love's BBQ?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2017 01:21 AM (GgzGa)

509 Call me crazy but, I always thought the steaks at Sizzler were decent. Tiny, but decent.

OK, you're crazy. Sizzler was another one and done for me. Only place open while traveling. Should have started my IF routine that night.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 25, 2017 01:21 AM (IcT7t)

510 Last time I was there was probably 1997.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 25, 2017 01:20 AM (qazQh)

Then they are still carving steaks off the same cow.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 25, 2017 01:22 AM (0deF2)

511 I used to be an absolute nut for Sizzler steak and all-you-can-eat shrimp.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 25, 2017 01:22 AM (qazQh)

512 And I am off to the rack. night, all.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 25, 2017 01:22 AM (0deF2)

513 weft, a few years ago we bought a small set of Cutco (basic kitchen knives - butcher/chef's knife, paring knife, small and large carving knives, and their unique spatula-like knife with one smooth and one serrated side) - partially a favor to the son of a friend's friend. The kid was nice, as was his sales partner.


Anyway, while pricey, we have used those knives almost every day, sometimes more than once, since. Exactly the sort of thing I don't mind spending $$$ on - quality tools that I use all the time.


And I've been thinking of getting a set of their steak (table) knives, actually. Do you have them? I assume they are similar quality.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 25, 2017 01:23 AM (PjWy4)

514 G'Night, AOP.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 25, 2017 01:23 AM (6gk0M)

515 weft-cut, Love's? Oh boy oh boy oh boy.

I got to go to the one in Cerritos for my 16th birthday, in 1982. Was absolutely delicious, one of my all-time best restaurant meals.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 25, 2017 01:23 AM (qazQh)

516

Back in my day, in the 80s, there used to be steak houses galore all over the place. There were regional chains, and local places.

No more. There was a venerable old one in Greenville, "Charlie's Steak House" that went out of business just a while back. It was high end. It had been around for ages, and I think they said the current generation of "Charlies" didn't want to take it over, and they couldn't find a buyer who would do it right, so they just folded.

I don't know what happened, but there are damn few steak houses left. THere's an OUtback, somewhere, and some high end places that cook good steaks (but you'll pay an arm and a leg for 'em). And that's it.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at April 25, 2017 01:23 AM (aKqWT)

517 Blanco, I've been lucky; not too many nightmares eating out.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 25, 2017 01:24 AM (qazQh)

518 AOP, probably. Couldn't help but notice those steaks getting smaller and smaller and smaller...

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 25, 2017 01:24 AM (qazQh)

519 Love's BBQ beans, so terrible I remember them from 5 years old ... so, so, so bad....um

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2017 01:25 AM (GgzGa)

520 And I am off to the rack. night, all.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peo


*sets alarm*

Posted by: Christina Hendricks at April 25, 2017 01:26 AM (wpC7C)

521 The barbecue place I've been discovering lately is Dickey's.

Got one in Long Beach not too long ago. They just switched over to what I believe is closer to their full menu. Not bad.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 25, 2017 01:27 AM (qazQh)

522 weft-cut, bad as in good you mean?

I'm pretty sure those was part of my 16th birthday feast.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 25, 2017 01:28 AM (qazQh)

523 And I've been thinking of getting a set of their steak (table) knives, actually. Do you have them? I assume they are similar quality.
Posted by: rhomboid


Heh, Have no idear. I was referencing a set from 15 years ago. Sharp as obsidian.

Only did light veggie prep and cooked steaks, but, wow.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2017 01:29 AM (GgzGa)

524 publius, I know what you mean.

There's a steakhouse in Orange County called Stubrik's that I really want to try one of these days. Also Fleming's.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 25, 2017 01:30 AM (qazQh)

525 Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER

Have to get up pretty early to get anything past you, there, Ben.

But I'm now thinking about it. Steak and strumpet, we might call the dish. (I just love that Britism, "strumpet").

If I had Trump's money, I might be able to pull that off.

I wonder if steak sauces are a genital irritant....

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at April 25, 2017 01:30 AM (aKqWT)

526 ...fading.

G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!

*static*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 25, 2017 01:31 AM (6gk0M)

527 I also really, really want to try this place someday.

The Range Steakhouse - Laughlin, NV
https://www.yelp.com/biz/the-range-steakhouse-laughlin

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 25, 2017 01:32 AM (qazQh)

528 looks nice

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2017 01:37 AM (GgzGa)

529 471,
I believe "Thief" was one of the very first feature films Michael Mann ever directed.

He did a good job then for first time at a feature film, IMHO. Tangerine Dream did the soundtrack I think.

Posted by: geoffb5 at April 25, 2017 01:38 AM (d3wbb)

530 513---And I've been thinking of getting a set of their steak (table) knives, actually. Do you have them? I assume they are similar quality.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 25, 2017 01:23 AM (PjWy4)
---------------------------
We have a set of their table knives.
We use them all the time. Love 'em.
And they are...drumroll.... made in the USA.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 25, 2017 01:40 AM (0jtPF)

531 I don't know what happened, but there are damn few steak houses left. THere's an OUtback, somewhere, and some high end places that cook good steaks (but you'll pay an arm and a leg for 'em). And that's it.
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at April 25, 2017 01:23 AM (aKqWT)


One of our biggest vices is going out to eat. And the quality has been eroding the past 12-15 years. Many factors, but government over regulation, etc hasn't helped.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 25, 2017 01:40 AM (voOPb)

532 Wow, things getting slow tonight.

Had fun dropping in, thanks everyone for the great chat. Hope to continue tomorrow night. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 25, 2017 01:48 AM (qazQh)

533 Thanks, weft. And Margarita, yes, made in the USA.


I have an uneven relationship with "buy American". Have long tried to do so, but it's not always feasible or acceptable - depends on the particular item and requirements (and whether industry/company has any involvement with dubious import-restriction shenanigans).


But Cutco is the sort of USA-made that I am happy to buy, due to their quality (and apparently their service, though I have not yet had any reason to deal with that).


Can't recall if Cutco has sales (I think so), need to keep an eye on that, and get some steak knives.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 25, 2017 01:51 AM (PjWy4)

534 No, never sold cut co stuff. but they are sharp as as any out of the box items.

if your cousin is selling them, they aren't a bad deal.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2017 01:53 AM (GgzGa)

535 G'night everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 25, 2017 01:53 AM (IcT7t)

536 USS Michigan (SSGN-727) docks in S Korea.

Posted by: gNewt at April 25, 2017 01:56 AM (l2MEF)

537 Found in Slate (I know, I know...)

But there is very little indication that what happened on Saturday will counter these misconceptions. Instead, the march revealed the glaring dissonance of opposing that trough of ignorance by instead accepting a cringe-worthy hive-mind mentality that celebrates Science as a vague but wonderful entity, what Richard Feynman called "cargo cult science." There was an uncomfortable dronelike fealty to the concept - an oxymoronic faith that information presented and packaged to us as Science need not be further scrutinized before being smugly celebrated en masse. That is not intellectually rigorous thought-instead, it's another kind of religion, and it is perhaps as terrifying as the thing it is trying to fight.

http://www.slate.com/articles/ health_and_science/science/2017/04/the_march_for_science_was_eerily_religious.html

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 25, 2017 01:57 AM (Tnhbr)

538 537 Slate finally catching on to what's been obvious for years.

Posted by: gewa76 at April 25, 2017 02:01 AM (f4GSC)

539 Yup, but it's nice to see it. Baby steps and all that.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 25, 2017 02:05 AM (Tnhbr)

540 I imagine the conspiracy theorists are tying it to Gotham Shield, the exercise that's going on now.

yes, very busy time for autist CTs...

Wednesday 4/26/17
- All 100 Senators meeting at the White House with PDT
- 'Gotham Shield' Terrorism Drill in NJ/NY area simulating a 10 kiloton nuclear device
- ICBM Test at Vandenberg Air Force Base
- USS Vinson arrives in Korea
- USS Michigan arrives in Korea

zerohedge https://goo.gl/SU9P58

Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at April 25, 2017 02:17 AM (6sBpp)

541 "Four RAF Typhoon pilots using the world's most advanced fighter helmet set off for Eastern Europe today as tensions with Russia mounted. Theresa May sanctioned the sending of British RAF resources to patrol the skies over the Black Sea alongside local jets to reassure Eastern European countries in the face of increased aggression from Vladimir Putin."

Daily Mail

Posted by: gNewt at April 25, 2017 02:23 AM (l2MEF)

542 A person who says that climate change is the most important issue of our time would have considered the bankruptcy of Solyendra a huge crisis. Consistent people would have moved to Canada crying and flailing their arms like Kermit the frog. SOLYNDRA GREEN IS PEOPLE!

And there many examples of inconsistency. Now that's not a great argument by itself, but the issue has been covered. I thought that the issue would go away quietly, compared with the dull roar of it's existence, and maybe it will. Without a lot of debate.
In 2005 Michael Cricton and ?Monckton? debated two other famous people. We've said our peace, and now trust in experts has eroded. I always thought I would have to wait twenty years, but maybe it will be sooner than that.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 25, 2017 02:27 AM (VdICR)

543 "one officer press[ing] a boot or knee on the back of Alexander's neck as his face was mashed into the concrete." The police then handcuffed him, and an officer asked, "Are you ready to talk to me now?"

I was lonely. I just wanted someone to talk to.

Posted by: Police officer at April 25, 2017 02:28 AM (vRcUp)

544 *pokes thread with nightstick*

Posted by: Police officer at April 25, 2017 02:45 AM (vRcUp)

545 Breitbart - scientist urges 45 against Ivanka's climate change madness.

http://tinyurl.com/lkmqnuh

This was brought out earlier in the day but bares repeating. Nice picture of her yelling in his ear too.


I think it's that idiot pushy Kushner. Everybody's watching the board except Kushner and Tillerson.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/k5nuyn9

Posted by: gNewt at April 25, 2017 02:55 AM (l2MEF)

546 Night all.

I'll just leave this here...

"Sledge Hammer!": 'Under The Gun' (Pilot episode)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvEHFTjp3JA

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 25, 2017 03:56 AM (vBeA5)

547 I remember Sledge Hammer!

The same mayor as Dirty Harry.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 25, 2017 04:06 AM (VdICR)

548 ""Four RAF Typhoon pilots using the world's most advanced fighter helmet set ............"

Any word on when the rest of RAF might join them or are the other 4 Typhoons grounded waiting for spares?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at April 25, 2017 04:11 AM (d76uN)

549 Robert Pirsig, author of Zen And The Art Of Motorcycle Maintenance, has died. Age 88, iirc.

I have a copy of the book, and have reread it probably 3 times over the years. His philosophical investigations into quality make the book worth a read alone. And philosophy bores me for the most part.

And the fact that his musings drove him bugfuck nuts adds a little weight to his efforts.

RIP, Mr. Pirsig.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 25, 2017 04:12 AM (wTwJ2)

550 By forcing people to prove their innocence before they can get back property that is rightly theirs, the Court said, Colorado has been violating the 14th Amendment's guarantee of due process.

If they were that desperate for money, they shouldn't have legalized pot.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 25, 2017 04:16 AM (vRcUp)

551 4 RAF Typhoons. Goes great with our Battalion Combat Group spread out in the Baltic Republics. Maybe the French can contribute 1 ship.

This is today's NATO and it's no joke.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at April 25, 2017 04:16 AM (d76uN)

552 Did helmuts take along their heads or did they go it alone? Guess I need to read the story.
Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at April 25, 2017 04:24 AM (Ot7+c)

553 I bet Skip recognizes quality work when he sees it, or does it, though he can't exactly define WHAT makes it quality work.

To me, a McIntosh 70s tube amp/receiver is the epitome of a quality product. It's visually, audibly, and touchably a working work of art. The finish and fit are superb. The internal lighting enhances the look.

It reeks of quality.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 25, 2017 04:35 AM (wTwJ2)

554 The ONT is not sure why the climate alarmists haven't told us about this. Polar bears travel over thick ice to hunt Canadians down and kill them like seals.

The idiot quoted in the article says that polar bears come ashore "when the sea ice fails". And by "fails" he means "when it's thicker than it has ever been before".

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 25, 2017 04:59 AM (vRcUp)

555 If you are detained by a cop the ONLY thing you have to tell them is your name. If you are driving a car you have to give them your license. That is it. If they question you all you have to say is you will not answer any questions without a lawyer present.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 25, 2017 05:04 AM (mpXpK)

556 Hics o'clock! Bloody Mary time! I'm with her!

Posted by: Hillary! at April 25, 2017 05:58 AM (bc2Lc)

557 That Reagan quote, about needing to reject the collectivization of guilt, is spot on. Much of Leftist thinking depends upon the idea that all of society, or a large segment of it, is collectively guilty of various sins.

Guilt is only ever individual. It doesn't have some magic transitive property where, if one person of the same race commits some heinous act, I'm somehow partly responsible for it. They did the thing, I did not.

The idea of reparations, of privilege, and of patriarchy can not stand without the notion of collective guilt. It's a one-legged barstool, you knock out the leg, everything on top of it is going down.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 25, 2017 06:02 AM (J+mig)

558 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 25, 2017 06:15 AM (u82oZ)

559 Cato the Rebel Without a Party

The Left in power is linear with poverty and reduced food production in that society. Always. No matter how many resources the previous society had.

Their philosophical underpinnings do not work in human societies. We have 146 years of data on this.

That this is not taught in schools every day is a crime against reason.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 25, 2017 06:19 AM (u82oZ)

Chelsea Clinton, Precocious Regurgitator Of Daft, Left-Wing Bumper Sticker Morality [Warden]

Chelsea Clinton was born so woke that the first part of her to emerge was a tiny power fist shaking furiously at the world's injustices.


Right, then.

1. I don't believe her.

2. It would reflect even more poorly on this dull and unaccomplished braggart if it actually were true that she wrote this at five years of age.

Of course her spastic flock enthusiastically jumped in with their tales of their own children writing Donald Trump to lecture him about his various isms, phobias, and failure to take proper note of whichever potpourri of special rights that the left has conjured out of thin air on any given day.

All of Chelsea's groupies are, of course, inordinately proud of their children for repeating the trite political tropes they've been incessantly mouthing in front of them for their entire lives.

Good job. Opinions are as rare as albino naked mole-rats. The ability to write words using a pencil, rarer still. Combining the two is is a praiseworthy achievement indeed.

But hey, I ain't even mad. Below the fold is proof that...

1. God exists.

2. His wrath is mighty indeed.

C94k9_zVwAA2Saq.jpg
Pictured above: An extremely rare albino naked mole-rat.

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1 She is unpleasant to look upon.

Or listen to.

Or think about.

Just generally unpleasant.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 24, 2017 08:28 PM (8nWyX)

2 That really wasn't very nice of you.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 24, 2017 08:30 PM (CPk08)

3 the only antidote to seeing that is a Yoko video.,..

as a palate cleanser.

The Barrel is too good for whoever poasted this atrocity.

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 24, 2017 08:30 PM (se7pJ)

4 Chelsea wrote that letter?

Handwriting looks more like her momma's after one too many V & T's.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 24, 2017 08:30 PM (5VlCp)

5 She couldn't spell cemetery.

Posted by: logprof at April 24, 2017 08:30 PM (GsAUU)

6 th?

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 24, 2017 08:30 PM (se7pJ)

7 I mean, OK, I'm an asshole. Still. You should apologize.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 24, 2017 08:31 PM (CPk08)

8 Ugh, not as bad as Lena Dunham, but let's not go there.

Posted by: logprof at April 24, 2017 08:31 PM (GsAUU)

9 Lifetime achievement award? Now we know why.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 24, 2017 08:32 PM (P/kVC)

10 Oh, how cute! She's on the humble little rowboat that she purchased with the boxtops from the Kaboom! her parents fed her because they couldn't afford better. What a woman of the people! Maybe she should be President.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 24, 2017 08:32 PM (4HbHy)

11 So even at 5 she was retarded.

Posted by: #neverskankles at April 24, 2017 08:32 PM (ZYbzd)

12 She's gonna run for office soon. Guaranteed.

Posted by: That Deplorable SOB Van Owen at April 24, 2017 08:32 PM (IJX6l)

13 She looks like she's got a face full of dip.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 24, 2017 08:33 PM (8nWyX)

14 Gah! My eyes!!!

Posted by: navybrat at April 24, 2017 08:33 PM (w7KSn)

15 She's gonna run for office soon. Guaranteed.

Posted by: That Deplorable SOB Van Owen at April 24, 2017 08:32 PM (IJX6l)


And it's gonna be an early night for Chelsea...

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 24, 2017 08:33 PM (gwPgz)

16 Gack! That photo is so... so... so dunhamesque!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 24, 2017 08:33 PM (kP16F)

17 What 5 year old knows anything about a president visiting a cemetery? And this was in tje 80s pre internet and shit. 100 percent bullshit story.

Posted by: #neverskankles at April 24, 2017 08:34 PM (ZYbzd)

18 She wrote that alright.

Last week.

Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at April 24, 2017 08:34 PM (r58H0)

19 12 She's gonna run for office soon. Guaranteed.
Posted by: That Deplorable SOB Van Owen at April 24, 2017 08:32 PM (IJX6l)



Oh yes. No two ways about it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2017 08:34 PM (SRKgf)

20 12 She's gonna run for office soon. Guaranteed.
Posted by: That Deplorable SOB Van Owen at April 24, 2017 08:32 PM (IJX6l)


That is not dead, which doth but sleeping lie.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 24, 2017 08:34 PM (CPk08)

21 Why am I thinking about Crisco?

Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at April 24, 2017 08:35 PM (r58H0)

22 Letter I wrote to President Reagan at 5. (I never got a reply). Thank you to all who shared your White House letters.




And the amazing thing is she hasn't intellectually progressed since that time

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 24, 2017 08:35 PM (auHtY)

23 1. I don't believe her.

I'll buy the letter. 10:1 Shrillary dictated it to her.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 24, 2017 08:35 PM (zc3Db)

24 Who is that a pic of next to her name in her tweet?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 24, 2017 08:35 PM (IDPbH)

25 Just like her mother, she has zero self-awareness to any fashion sense.

Posted by: washrivergal at April 24, 2017 08:35 PM (Ivjge)

26
"Her face is fair to look upon,
She wins our hearts with every smile.
And one could write a book,
About her talent rare and versatile."

- Kern & Hammerstein, Show Boat

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 24, 2017 08:35 PM (+QhzW)

27 12 She's gonna run for office soon. Guaranteed.
Posted by: That Deplorable SOB Van Owen at April 24, 2017 08:32 PM (IJX6l)

Oh, no doubt about it.
New York does love their liberal dynasties.

Posted by: antisocialist at April 24, 2017 08:36 PM (W2wn0)

28 She's gonna run for office soon. Guaranteed.
Posted by: That Deplorable SOB Van Owen at April 24, 2017 08:32 PM (IJX6l)


Oh yes. No two ways about it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2017 08:34 PM (SRKgf)


Question is, who's the constituency they will deem dumb enough to elect her that doesn't have an option with superior PC hierarchy cred?

Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 24, 2017 08:36 PM (66CWr)

29 Remember that red diaper baby from Maine who wrote to Gorby and got a free trip to the USSR?

That "note" reeks of ghost-writing.

Posted by: logprof at April 24, 2017 08:36 PM (GsAUU)

30 I haven't had 5 year olds for 20 years. Is that how 5 year olds really write? And what 5 year old knows enough about Nazis to determine who should or shouldn't go to a cemetery?

Gah these people are nuts.

Posted by: Country Boy at April 24, 2017 08:36 PM (Jcg9Q)

31 I wonder how she got her letter back again.

Someone should ask her.

Posted by: Grey Fox at April 24, 2017 08:36 PM (bZ7mE)

32 17 What 5 year old knows anything about a president visiting a cemetery? And this was in tje 80s pre internet and shit. 100 percent bullshit story.
Posted by: #neverskankles at April 24, 2017 08:34 PM (ZYbzd)

It was big news and a controversy at the time.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 24, 2017 08:36 PM (IDPbH)

33 Fuck man can we get a trigger warning on pics like that? I just ate for Gods sake.

Posted by: #neverskankles at April 24, 2017 08:36 PM (ZYbzd)

34 No 5 year old uses that language. I call BS.

Jimmah also did not discuss nuclear weapons with Amy as he claimed in a debate with RWR.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 24, 2017 08:36 PM (EZebt)

35 My god, she's gorgeous!

Posted by: CNN at April 24, 2017 08:36 PM (r58H0)

36 Sorry; Ace. God exists, IMO, but if being pudgy and white is a sign of God's wrath a lot of women-who are quite nice and, non narcissistic women and not the daughters of the Arkansas mafia are in a while lot of theological trouble. ;^) I wouldn't look good in a bikini either, but Chelsea will not have to wear when when she runs for Senator.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2017 08:36 PM (fDdVG)

37 You know what would be kind of biblical?

Billy's son by the hooker refusing to bed Hubbel's daughter.

They could keep this up, like with a family pair of trees that never cross, for policy, aesthetic, and curse-related reasons.

Posted by: bob at April 24, 2017 08:37 PM (5iPiH)

38 SO... if she sent it to Reagan... why does she have it now?

Posted by: weew at April 24, 2017 08:37 PM (6EH85)

39 Some dildo married that thing in exchange for some Clinton cash and a make believe job as a hedge fund manager.

Good luck, pal.

Posted by: Warden at April 24, 2017 08:38 PM (YOnlm)

40 17 What 5 year old knows anything about a president visiting a cemetery? And this was in tje 80s pre internet and shit. 100 percent bullshit story.
Posted by: #neverskankles at April 24, 2017 08:34 PM (ZYbzd)


I absolutely detest the way liberals insist on bringing their brats into the mix. Fucking Chelsea did not write that letter, probably at all, but in any certainly not in any capacity apart from amanuensis.

When the elementary school the younger Guevaras attended axed music in a budget cut, they had an essay writing contest that some little half-pint 8 year old bitch won that included the phrase "thank you for bringing music into my life."

Now WTF says like that, except for retarded middle-aged women? If Mom didn't write that shit, I'll piss port wine.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2017 08:38 PM (SRKgf)

41
It was big news and a controversy at the time.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 24, 2017 08:36 PM (IDPbH)

Im 4 years older than chelsea and i had no clue about any of it. I know of it today because i jeard about the visit many years later. But a 5 year old would not have known or cared.

Posted by: #neverskankles at April 24, 2017 08:38 PM (ZYbzd)

42 Hillary: "Here's the fucking pencil. Write you little bitch! Write!"

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 24, 2017 08:38 PM (+QhzW)

43 Miss me yet?

Posted by: Yoko at April 24, 2017 08:38 PM (pbkWd)

44 Holy shit, she looks nothing like the fake pictures of her in the MSM.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 24, 2017 08:38 PM (2qHjF)

45 Hard to tell where the boat ends and she begins...

Posted by: Country Singer at April 24, 2017 08:38 PM (GUBah)

46 She should sit on an ottoman. Naked.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2017 08:38 PM (IqV8l)

47 I will never give up the conviction that Chelsea is Webb Hubbell's daughter.

Willy shot blanks.

Posted by: vrf at April 24, 2017 08:38 PM (BoOqm)

48 She has the body made for a pant suit!

Posted by: Very Irredeemably Undude at April 24, 2017 08:38 PM (2X7pN)

49 Does she even know how mail works?

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER! at April 24, 2017 08:38 PM (r58H0)

50 She did not write that at age 5. I have a grandson age 5. They do not know contractions. They do not know the variations of "they're, their, there". They don't do commas. They don't do signature lines.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 24, 2017 08:38 PM (dFi94)

51 32 17 What 5 year old knows anything about a president visiting a cemetery? And this was in tje 80s pre internet and shit. 100 percent bullshit story.
Posted by: #neverskankles at April 24, 2017 08:34 PM (ZYbzd)



===

Also takes after her mother in this regard - ducking sniper fire in Bosnia, being named after Sir Hillary, the
Everest climber, etc.

Posted by: washrivergal at April 24, 2017 08:38 PM (Ivjge)

52 Sorry; Ace. God exists
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2017 08:36 PM (fDdVG)


*whispers*

that's not Ace...

Posted by: hogmartin at April 24, 2017 08:38 PM (8nWyX)

53 Somebody pass the eye bleach please!

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at April 24, 2017 08:38 PM (CNHr1)

54 Question is, who's the constituency they will deem dumb enough to elect her that doesn't have an option with superior PC hierarchy cred?

Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 24, 2017 08:36 PM (66CWr)

*cough New cough York cough*

Posted by: Country Boy at April 24, 2017 08:38 PM (Jcg9Q)

55 She looks like she is dipping a fat pinch of Skoal.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 24, 2017 08:39 PM (2qHjF)

56 5 She couldn't spell cemetery.
________________

And considering that she claims she could read before she was three, you'd think she'd be a much better speller by age five.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 24, 2017 08:39 PM (riF5p)

57 The Barrel is too good for whoever poasted this atrocity.

Like SMOD, you no longer deserve my mercy.

Posted by: The Barrel at April 24, 2017 08:39 PM (pbkWd)

58 Amy Carter was a nuclear strategy planner.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2017 08:39 PM (IqV8l)

59 Hey, Chelsea. My 7 y.o. son was forced to write a letter to your dad, the rapist, when he was in elementary school.

He received a photo of Socks, your "beloved" cat for his efforts.

STFU.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 08:39 PM (PY9jH)

60 What 5 year old knows anything about a president visiting a cemetery? And this was in tje 80s pre internet and shit. 100 percent bullshit story.

Posted by: #neverskankles at April 24, 2017 08:34 PM (ZYbzd)


Bill was governor of Arkansas at the time. I have no doubt that he and Shrillary made Chelsea write that letter as part of his own politicking.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 24, 2017 08:39 PM (zc3Db)

61 Seriously... how the hell does she have this, if she sent it to Reagan?

Or did they make a photocopy of it before sending it off, which is itself sort of weird. Did they file it away in case it became handy some day?

Posted by: weew at April 24, 2017 08:39 PM (6EH85)

62
I'd rather look at the above than what Tucker Carlson just had on. Talk about Lou Grant in a dress.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at April 24, 2017 08:39 PM (aKqWT)

63 Posted by: hogmartin at April 24, 2017 08:38 PM (8nWyX)

Who is Open Blogger?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2017 08:40 PM (fDdVG)

64 I'll buy the letter. 10:1 Shrillary dictated it to her.


Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 24, 2017 08:35 PM


Agreed. Probably never actually sent, though. Why do you think you never got a reply dumbass? It went up on the fridge to wow the Clinton's posse.

Posted by: otho at April 24, 2017 08:40 PM (lmIoG)

65 Well she must have inherited her skill of lying from her mother.

That said, I can see her rising to the level of Senator, but no higher. Depends on how long her mother and father live.

Posted by: Picric at April 24, 2017 08:40 PM (s0VSd)

66 Fuck man can we get a trigger warning on pics like that? I just ate for Gods sake.

Posted by: #neverskankles at April 24, 2017 08:36 PM (ZYbzd)

Look at the bright side. It looks like she's blocking us from seeing Hillary in a bathing suit.

There's always a bright side.

Posted by: Country Boy at April 24, 2017 08:40 PM (Jcg9Q)

67 43 Miss me yet?
Posted by: Yoko at April 24, 2017 08:38 PM (pbkWd)



Yeah, I did.

I don't what I was thinking.

Posted by: Mark David Chapman at April 24, 2017 08:40 PM (SRKgf)

68 Posted by: #neverskankles at April 24, 2017 08:38 PM (ZYbzd)

Her parents of course. I have no doubt if the letter is real it was at the urging from them to write it.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 24, 2017 08:40 PM (IDPbH)

69 WTF?!? No happy stories with attractive chicks today?!?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 24, 2017 08:40 PM (x1XAV)

70 Who is Open Blogger?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2017 08:40 PM (fDdVG)


Warden, in this case. It's in the title line, not after the poat.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 24, 2017 08:41 PM (8nWyX)

71 She literally looks like she jumped off the face of a cliff on top of a mountain and landed in tall pines and every branch hit her face on the way down.

Rambo.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 24, 2017 08:41 PM (2qHjF)

72 in the Twitter comments:
"Luckily it wasn't emailed, otherwise you'd have never found it"

Posted by: weew at April 24, 2017 08:41 PM (6EH85)

73 That pic of Chelsea. Looks like G-d used up all his ugly sticks on that one.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 08:41 PM (PY9jH)

74 42 Hillary: "Here's the fucking pencil. Write you little bitch! Write!"
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 24, 2017 08:38 PM (+QhzW)

I highly doubt Hillary was caring for Chelsea. Hillary probably had the nanny write it.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 08:41 PM (u8Ywb)

75 Pity her poor husband.
He marries into the family thinking he is one easy street.
Loses his a** with the greek economy.
The Global Initiative fund is bleeding money now that they no longer have anything to sell.
And he has to wake up next to Chelsea, to boot.

Posted by: navybrat at April 24, 2017 08:41 PM (w7KSn)

76 Or did they make a photocopy of it before sending it off, which is itself sort of weird. Did they file it away in case it became handy some day?
Posted by: weew at April 24, 2017 08:39 PM (6EH85)



Or did they write it last week, using their non-dominant hand?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2017 08:41 PM (SRKgf)

77 Tech corporations in the SF Bay Area now give all employees unlimited paid time off for the purpose of attending Antifa "rallies" and other pro-immigration activism:

http://www.sfgate.com/business/article/Tech-companies-giving-time-off-for-protests-11087560.php

Every news story I see s literally beyond belief.

Tech firms now pay you to join Antifa!

Posted by: zombie at April 24, 2017 08:41 PM (DQ4Fv)

78 31 I wonder how she got her letter back again.

Someone should ask her.

Great point.

Posted by: That Deplorable SOB Van Owen at April 24, 2017 08:41 PM (IJX6l)

79 I'M BLIND!!!

Posted by: rickl at April 24, 2017 08:41 PM (sdi6R)

80 Fuck you.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 24, 2017 08:41 PM (LWu6U)

81
Lefties always love to co-opt their chilluns into their causes. See all the examples of little kids holding up "Stay out of my vagina!" signs and such and the various prog rallies and things.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at April 24, 2017 08:42 PM (aKqWT)

82 Pro Petcare Tip: If your dog looks like Chelsea, shave its ass and teach it to walk backwards

Posted by: Cesear Milan at April 24, 2017 08:42 PM (DpOmP)

83 And in that picture her face looks very much like Bill Clinton. I know it's a big deal for some to insist she's Ward Hubbell's daughter, but i don't accept that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2017 08:42 PM (fDdVG)

84 Good G-D I could have done without that last pic.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 24, 2017 08:42 PM (SjImc)

85 We should go after Chelsea's looks and appearance because she is allowing the MSM and others to market and sell her as the most beautiful woman in the world.

She is fair fucking game. Thunderdome!

Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 24, 2017 08:43 PM (2qHjF)

86 72 in the Twitter comments:
"Luckily it wasn't emailed, otherwise you'd have never found it"
Posted by: weew at April 24, 2017 08:41 PM (6EH85)

=======

Hahahahahahaahha!!

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER! at April 24, 2017 08:43 PM (r58H0)

87 Thing is, everyone but EVERYONE gets a canned response from the president when they write.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 24, 2017 08:43 PM (yL25O)

88 She looks soooooo much like Webb Hubbell and....





I do not believe she wrote that letter.

Posted by: redbanzai at April 24, 2017 08:43 PM (FTXAT)

89 43 Miss me yet?
Posted by: Yoko at April 24, 2017 08:38 PM (pbkWd)


A couple times now. You're skinny and I'm drunk. Hold still, for fuck's sake.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 24, 2017 08:43 PM (CPk08)

90 There was more than a Nazi cemetery there, there were American Airmen there as well. It's where my parents lived when my dad was stationed at Spangdalem.

I don't really believe her about having written the letter either because I wrote one to Reagan in 3rd grade and *did* get an answer (and a signed photo).

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 24, 2017 08:43 PM (sEDyY)

91 When did she start dipping snuff?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 24, 2017 08:43 PM (J+eG2)

92 I haven't had 5 year olds for 20 years. Is that how
5 year olds really write?

Posted by: Country Boy at April 24, 2017 08:36 PM (Jcg9Q)
=====================

No. My daughter is exactly Chelsea's age, and is extraordinarily bright. She would not have been able to write that note at age 5, unless highly coached, corrected, and directed. The thought of making a 5 year old write about Nazis makes me sick. And if that's the note she wrote to Reagan, why does she still have it?

Posted by: grammie winger at April 24, 2017 08:43 PM (dFi94)

93 Dear Mr. President,

I understand you're cutting funding for biomedical research. I'd like to request that you exempt research on cures for meaty thighs, in my capacity as President of the Meaty Thighed-American Defense League.

Yours,

Chelsea Clinton

PS: If you can spare some cash for cures of butt-ugliness, I'd appreciate that too.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2017 08:43 PM (SRKgf)

94 "I wonder how she got her letter back again."

It's being archived for the Chelsea Clinton Library.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 24, 2017 08:44 PM (jq6X1)

95 Do her husband is

1. Gay

2. Asexual

3. Castrated

Any guesses?

Posted by: #neverskankles at April 24, 2017 08:44 PM (ZYbzd)

96 More like, Hillary ordered one of her staffers to write it, and it better damn well look like a five year old wrote it or heads are gonna roll!!!

Posted by: antisocialist at April 24, 2017 08:44 PM (W2wn0)

97 Hey. Don't Blame Me... I totally pulled out early

Posted by: Webb Hubbel at April 24, 2017 08:44 PM (DpOmP)

98 I need to see a cancelled stamp.

You know.

For posterity.

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER! at April 24, 2017 08:44 PM (r58H0)

99 NO WIRE HANGERS!!!

Posted by: Shrillery at April 24, 2017 08:44 PM (n2K+4)

100
Every news story I see s literally beyond belief.
Tech firms now pay you to join Antifa!
Posted by: zombie at April 24, 2017 08:41 PM


They are in a contest.
A race to the bottom.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2017 08:44 PM (IqV8l)

101 The last time I saw a lower lip like that, it had a hook in it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 08:44 PM (PY9jH)

102 75 Pity her poor husband.
He marries into the family thinking he is one easy street.
Loses his a** with the greek economy.
The Global Initiative fund is bleeding money now that they no longer have anything to sell.
And he has to wake up next to Chelsea, to boot.
Posted by: navybrat at April 24, 2017 08:41 PM (w7KSn)

--Nah, no pity. The dude spawned offspring with her.

There shall be no karmic satiation for that.

Posted by: logprof at April 24, 2017 08:44 PM (GsAUU)

103 Ok, Chelsea doesn't like NAZIs...got it.

What does she think of people who take money that is supposed to go to the poor and instead use it on their own wedding?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 24, 2017 08:44 PM (aZq03)

104 I'm taking back the entire Chelsea blow job thing. And the sex tape winning her POTUS in 2020.

She looks like she has the advanced stages of Kuru.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 24, 2017 08:45 PM (2qHjF)

105 His wrath is mighty indeed.
***
Why is Webb Hubbell wearing a bikini?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 24, 2017 08:45 PM (aZq03)

106 Why haven't we seen pics of Chelsea's hell spawn?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 08:45 PM (PY9jH)

107 What someone needs to do is get a job at one of these companies, then tell the boss you need some paid time off to go to immigration rallies, then get the approval and some hugs and high-fives, and THEN reveal that you'll be joining Based Stickman to crack some Antifa skull.

Of course, you've already hired lawyers ahead of time so that when you get fired, you sue for political discrimination and damages within minutes of your termination.

Posted by: zombie at April 24, 2017 08:45 PM (DQ4Fv)

108 Any guesses?
______________

4. Greedy and willing to do anything for that sweet, sweet Clinton Cash.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 24, 2017 08:45 PM (riF5p)

109 Last time I saw a lower lip like that it had a plate in it

Posted by: David Attenborough at April 24, 2017 08:45 PM (6EH85)

110 Pity her poor husband.
He marries into the family thinking he is one easy street.
Loses his a** with the greek economy.
The Global Initiative fund is bleeding money now that they no longer have anything to sell.
And he has to wake up next to Chelsea, to boot.

Posted by: navybrat at April 24, 2017 08:41 PM (w7KSn)

We all have a price. His was clearly met.

Posted by: Country Boy at April 24, 2017 08:45 PM (Jcg9Q)

111 So left wing kids are writing letters to the President

Right wing normal kids are out playing sports, throwing snowballs at cars, ringing doorbells and running away, and trying to sneak peeks at the other sex neked! Ya know good old American Fun

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 24, 2017 08:46 PM (SjImc)

112 Pssst! Hey, buddy, want to buy some Greek bonds. I've got a deal for ya!

Posted by: Chelsea's Hubbie at April 24, 2017 08:46 PM (aKqWT)

113 What does she think of people who take money that is supposed to go to the poor and instead use it on their own wedding?
Posted by: 18-1 at April 24, 2017 08:44 PM (aZq03)


Probably thinks the same of them as she does of people who cover for serial rapists.

For instance.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 24, 2017 08:46 PM (CPk08)

114 Dear Chelsea,

I got your letter. I just wanted to write back to say "fuck you, you homely bitch." Next time make your letter more believable.

Also, while your dad will get blow jobs in the Oval Office, your mom will never be President.

Yours,

Ronald Reagan

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2017 08:46 PM (SRKgf)

115 95 Do her husband is

1. Gay

2. Asexual

3. Castrated

Any guesses?

Posted by: #neverskankles at April 24, 2017 08:44 PM (ZYbzd)

Gimp locked in a box in the basement.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 24, 2017 08:46 PM (2qHjF)

116 Why haven't we seen pics of Chelsea's hell spawn?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 08:45 PM (PY9jH)


hIleRraY!1!! sure seemed... rejuvenated when she left the apartment after faceplanting into a van...

Posted by: hogmartin at April 24, 2017 08:46 PM (8nWyX)

117 110 Pity her poor husband.
He marries into the family thinking he is one easy street.
Loses his a** with the greek economy.
The Global Initiative fund is bleeding money now that they no longer have anything to sell.
And he has to wake up next to Chelsea, to boot.

Posted by: navybrat at April 24, 2017 08:41 PM (w7KSn)

We all have a price. His was clearly met.
Posted by: Country Boy at April 24, 2017 08:45 PM (Jcg9Q)



The Devil has a sense of humor

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 24, 2017 08:46 PM (SjImc)

118
And if that's the note she wrote to Reagan, why does she still have it?
Posted by: grammie winger at April 24, 2017 08:43 PM


Returned for insufficient postage?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2017 08:47 PM (IqV8l)

119 There are just things that now can never be unseen.

That a whole lot of white priviledge hanging out there.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2017 08:47 PM (/P46o)

120 She sure is pale in that pic.

You know who else was pale??

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 08:47 PM (PY9jH)

121 This is what a week of boob grab art threads leads to.

Balance.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 24, 2017 08:47 PM (yL25O)

122 Why did god make a mouth like that?

Posted by: The Platypus at April 24, 2017 08:47 PM (J+eG2)

123 I want to hear about Chelsea's opinions on menstruation and bikini camel toes.

Posted by: Fritz at April 24, 2017 08:47 PM (TNQMS)

124 See all the examples of little kids holding up "Stay out of my vagina!" signs and such and the various prog rallies and things.

Those never work.

Posted by: Lena Dunham's Sister at April 24, 2017 08:47 PM (pbkWd)

125 Do her husband is

1. Gay

2. Asexual

3. Castrated

Any guesses?

Posted by: #neverskankles


4. Completely aware of the tap root that is transnational elitism and the rewards there in ... oh, and the opportunities to grind the little people into dust - priceless.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 24, 2017 08:47 PM (GgzGa)

126 Dear President Clinton,

Don't make that intern go into your pants.

It's not nice to shoot jizz on pretty dresses.


-Chelsea Clinton

Posted by: Dang at April 24, 2017 08:47 PM (8b+oT)

127 time I saw a lower lip like that it had a plate in it
Posted by: David Attenborough at April 24, 2017 08:45 PM (6EH85)

I almost shit myself laughing when I read this.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 24, 2017 08:47 PM (2qHjF)

128 If she wrote and sent that letter, how does she have it when she didn't get a reply?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 24, 2017 08:48 PM (sEDyY)

129 'Last time I saw a lower lip like that it had a plate in it
Posted by: David Attenborough'

You guys are mean. Carry on.

Posted by: freaked at April 24, 2017 08:48 PM (BO/km)

130 83 And in that picture her face looks very much like Bill Clinton. I know it's a big deal for some to insist she's Ward Hubbell's daughter, but i don't accept that.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2017 08:42 PM (fDdVG)

She looks like Hubbell in that pic to me. She also looks like Hubbell's daughters.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 24, 2017 08:48 PM (IDPbH)

131 92 I haven't had 5 year olds for 20 years. Is that how
5 year olds really write?

Posted by: Country Boy at April 24, 2017 08:36 PM (Jcg9Q)

Not the five year olds of her generation. She's only a few years older than my oldest two, and when they were five, we were going through "whole language" and "phonics are bad" and such. So, no, that's not how five year olds in 1985 wrote.

Posted by: antisocialist at April 24, 2017 08:48 PM (W2wn0)

132 54 Question is, who's the constituency they will deem dumb enough to elect her that doesn't have an option with superior PC hierarchy cred?

Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 24, 2017 08:36 PM (66CWr)

*cough New cough York cough*
Posted by: Country Boy at April 24, 2017 08:38 PM (Jcg9Q)


And New Yorkers are the smartest, most sophisticated people in the country. Just ask them.

Posted by: rickl at April 24, 2017 08:48 PM (sdi6R)

133 Is that actually CC? What's going on with her lower lip?

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 24, 2017 08:48 PM (hJrjt)

134 Deer President Raygun (my mom calls you that)

I just saw sound of music and rolf is cute and stuff but why did you go to the nazi cemetary after they made rolf tell on the kids?

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton, Age 5 at April 24, 2017 08:48 PM (AOrEZ)

135

I think she's hot.

Posted by: lena dunham at April 24, 2017 08:49 PM (lmIoG)

136 Warden

Naked mole rats are going to kill you in your sleep for that insult.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 24, 2017 08:49 PM (J+eG2)

137 Whoever is responsible for posting that picture owes me a new vat of brain bleach.

Posted by: tankdemon at April 24, 2017 08:49 PM (RMVa2)

138 Anybody know a kid in kindergarten that writes contractions? Me neither.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 24, 2017 08:49 PM (dFi94)

139 129 'Last time I saw a lower lip like that it had a plate in it
Posted by: David Attenborough'

The last time I saw a lower lip like that it was on Webb Hubbell.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 24, 2017 08:49 PM (IDPbH)

140

The hills are annoyed with the sound of Chelsea

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 24, 2017 08:49 PM (auHtY)

141 This thing is clearly an assignment in a workbook. Also clearly not torn out of said book.

So even if she wrote it at the coaching of her teacher or Beelzebub or whomever, it was for a class assignment and never went into an envelope.

But she's going to go ahead and ignore how blatantly stupid this play is and imply she mailed it.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 24, 2017 08:49 PM (yL25O)

142 In the above photograph, she does, indeed, resemble Bubba. Maybe he was the sperm donor, after all.

Posted by: ALH at April 24, 2017 08:49 PM (5gUS+)

143 I'll never forget the day little D'oh came home from school and asked, "Mommy, what's a blow job?"

After I picked myself up off the floor, I said, "Ask your dad when he gets home."

Thank your rapey dad for me, Chelsea. You stupid, vapid, ignorant, entitled, dumbass, ugly bitch.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 08:49 PM (PY9jH)

144 Didn't she have some plastic surgery around college age?

Posted by: Ktgreat at April 24, 2017 08:50 PM (f8ilN)

145 Bill was governor of Arkansas at the time. I have
no doubt that he and Shrillary made Chelsea write that letter as part of
his own politicking.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 24, 2017 08:39 PM (zc3Db)


That might be believable but then... why does she have the letter? wouldn't it have been in some landfill for the last 32 years?

Posted by: redbanzai at April 24, 2017 08:50 PM (FTXAT)

146 Is that actually CC? What's going on with her lower lip?

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 24, 2017 08:48 PM


she's dippin' snuff

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 24, 2017 08:50 PM (KCxzN)

147 I'm insulted that she thinks we are this stupid.

Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 24, 2017 08:50 PM (PFy0L)

148 133 Is that actually CC? What's going on with her lower lip?
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 24, 2017 08:48 PM (hJrjt)


It's full of krill.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 24, 2017 08:50 PM (yL25O)

149 I'd totally hit that ...

Posted by: Rachel Maddow at April 24, 2017 08:51 PM (ZcAbN)

150 Is that actually CC? What's going on with her lower lip?

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 24, 2017 08:48 PM (hJrjt)


Fisherman mistook her for a large mouth bass.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 08:51 PM (PY9jH)

151 That's a nice face she's making.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 24, 2017 08:51 PM (SjImc)

152 Lena Clinton or Chelsea Dunham in that picture?

Posted by: t-bird at April 24, 2017 08:51 PM (eeTCA)

153 what a nice looking young lady.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 24, 2017 08:51 PM (wmaTe)

154 That there is a Hubble. No mistake about it. ~grabs eye bleach~

Posted by: oddnot at April 24, 2017 08:52 PM (g1MTt)

155
I'm insulted that she thinks we are this stupid.
Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 24, 2017 08:50 PM


Three million votes

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2017 08:52 PM (IqV8l)

156 Marry, f*ck, kill:

Chelsea

Lena

Yoko

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 08:52 PM (PY9jH)

157 She looks nothing like our father.

*sad face*

Posted by: Danny Williams at April 24, 2017 08:52 PM (2qHjF)

158 She could look like an idealized version of the cross-product of Galadriel and Helen, and still be considered a purposely obtuse numpty, right?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 24, 2017 08:52 PM (GgzGa)

159 Call me Ishmael.

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton's husband at April 24, 2017 08:52 PM (GsAUU)

160 She looks like Bubba in Forrest Gump.

Posted by: ALH at April 24, 2017 08:52 PM (5gUS+)

161 You know who else mixes caps and small letters? Besides ransom note writers?

Posted by: t-bird at April 24, 2017 08:52 PM (eeTCA)

162 Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 24, 2017 08:49 PM (auHtY)


LOL. Please use some other Sound of Music lines. We can make it a theme. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2017 08:52 PM (fDdVG)

163
144 Didn't she have some plastic surgery around college age?
Posted by: Ktgreat at April 24, 2017 08:50 PM (f8ilN)

Thats the AFTER pic?

Posted by: #neverskankles at April 24, 2017 08:52 PM (ZYbzd)

164 DeEr Presidint CliNton,

Seegars are for smoking NOT poking.

Sin seer ly

Chelsea

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at April 24, 2017 08:52 PM (r58H0)

165 Naked mole rats are offended.

Posted by: teh Wind at April 24, 2017 08:52 PM (x2bNT)

166 Re: The pic.

Why?

Why you hate me?

Why you punish me?

Is it the self-touching? Are you mad at me for that?

'cause I can stop.

Or at least stop telling you about it...

OTOH, at least it's not a Dunham Dumping pic, so, small favors and all that.

Posted by: Captain Comic at April 24, 2017 08:52 PM (eMOdX)

167 Posted by: ALH at April 24, 2017 08:49 PM (5gUS+)

Google just Webb Hubbell and you first thing posted is a pic with the same lower lip .

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 24, 2017 08:53 PM (IDPbH)

168 And in that picture her face looks very much like
Bill Clinton. I know it's a big deal for some to insist she's Ward
Hubbell's daughter, but i don't accept that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2017 08:42 PM (fDdVG)



She looks like Hubbell in that pic to me. She also looks like Hubbell's daughters.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 24, 2017 08:48 PM (IDPbH)

I see no resemblance to Bill and never have.

Posted by: redbanzai at April 24, 2017 08:53 PM (FTXAT)

169 I would so hit that... do you like baseball Chelsea???

Posted by: Al Capone in The Untouchables at April 24, 2017 08:53 PM (DpOmP)

170 Didn't she have some plastic surgery around college age?

Posted by: Ktgreat at April 24, 2017 08:50 PM (f8ilN)

============================



Yes, nose and chin I believe.


Posted by: grammie winger at April 24, 2017 08:53 PM (dFi94)

171 75 Pity her poor husband.
He marries into the family thinking he is one easy street.
Loses his a** with the greek economy.

Posted by: navybrat at April 24, 2017 08:41 PM (w7KSn)



WTF is stupid enough to invest in the Greek economy? I think a more likely scenario is get people to make this "investment," then channel the money to the Clinton Foundation and/or DNC, using the dire Greek economy as cover. Of course they don't get their money back; the Greek economy is in the shitter. Everybody knows that.

From this perspective, it's much Hillary's coup in the futures market, which was an obvious money-laundering dodge.

Make sense, or too paranoid?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2017 08:53 PM (SRKgf)

172 Last time I saw a lower lip like that it had a plate in it

Posted by: David Attenborough at April 24, 2017 08:45 PM (6EH85)




It's like the Hapsburg lip. Maybe she's the reincarnation of Charles II of Spain

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 24, 2017 08:53 PM (auHtY)

173 12 She's gonna run for office soon. Guaranteed.

Posted by: That Deplorable SOB Van Owen at April 24, 2017 08:32 PM (IJX6l)

=============

She should be a shoo-in to take over and run Cuba, Venezuela, or both.

Posted by: ShainS at April 24, 2017 08:54 PM (ZcAbN)

174 Yes, yes, repopulate the world, I get it. Okay.
But after that, no.
In fairness, she probably would think the same after getting a gander of me Dunloping my speedo.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at April 24, 2017 08:54 PM (e1mEI)

175 She also looks like Hubbell's daughters.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 24, 2017 08:48 PM (IDPbH)


I didn't know Webb had other daughters. You're right, she does look like them.

Posted by: Country Singer at April 24, 2017 08:54 PM (GUBah)

176 I would not be shocked to learn she has a set of gills and lives of plankton from the sea.

Posted by: Danny Williams at April 24, 2017 08:54 PM (2qHjF)

177 Dear President Clinton,

I have seen the Star Report.

What is, "oral / anal contact"?


-Chelsea Clinton

Posted by: Dang at April 24, 2017 08:54 PM (8b+oT)

178 The Clintons are obviously experts at record keeping and preserving documents.

There's no doubt in the world that they've had this precious memory saved lo these many years.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at April 24, 2017 08:54 PM (Od+LM)

179 128 Polliwog the Ette

A letter written to the President by CHELSEA CLINTON is obviously of great historical importance and must be recorded for all future generations to venerate. Hillary, destined for greatness herself, had the insight to recognize the value of this epistle and obviously had photocopies made before placing it in the care of the post office.

Posted by: tankdemon at April 24, 2017 08:55 PM (RMVa2)

180 The Hilllls and her thighs
Have passed on to Chelsea
The Bills and his lies
Have past on too

Posted by: freaked at April 24, 2017 08:55 PM (BO/km)

181 A doe a deer a female beer gut

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 24, 2017 08:55 PM (IDPbH)

182 Whoever is responsible for posting that picture owes me a new vat of brain bleach.

Posted by: tankdemon at April 24, 2017 08:49 PM (RMVa2)

Here, this will do in the meantime:

http://www.eyebleach.com/

Posted by: Country Boy at April 24, 2017 08:55 PM (Jcg9Q)

183 She can run for office, she'll hopefully catch the dog-catchers van...

Posted by: Cesear Milan at April 24, 2017 08:55 PM (DpOmP)

184 144 Didn't she have some plastic surgery around college age?
Posted by: Ktgreat at April 24, 2017 08:50 PM (f8ilN)



Good God, this the after picture?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2017 08:55 PM (SRKgf)

185 Dear mR President,...

Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 24, 2017 08:55 PM (r58H0)

186 I'm going to Chelsea Hell. When I was ta Yerp, I visited a couple of "Nazi" cemeteries. The one down the hill from Patton in Luxembourg is especially moving. I was with my father, the last man out of Krinkelt, driver of the third truck across the Ludendorff Bridge, liberator of a death camp, and he wasn't ashamed to be there either. But, we are no Chelsea Clinton, Age Five.

While I was at it, I also had lunch with a whole room full of German veterans ("ex-Nazis"), and I have to say, the Nazis bought the beer. Further, I spent a long afternoon drinking Goldwasser with an ex-Wehrmacht officer, and felt I'd learned something from the experience, but mostly, don't drink Goldwasser all afternoon. I'm practically SS, in her 5-year-old eyes.

I wrote a letter to Chelsea's dad, when he apologized for the US Army not moving fast enough to liberate those death camps. I asked my father about that and he told me "Jesus Christ, we were going as fast as we could."

I never got an answer. From her dad.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 24, 2017 08:55 PM (H5rtT)

187 Seriously who saves shit from kindergarten? I mean come on.

Posted by: #neverskankles at April 24, 2017 08:56 PM (ZYbzd)

188 The only reason to marry into the Clinton Crime Syndicate?

Hookers and blow ...

Posted by: Marc Mezvinsky at April 24, 2017 08:56 PM (ZcAbN)

189 Well, at least she blocked the view of Hitlery in a swim suit for us.

Posted by: L, Elle at April 24, 2017 08:56 PM (Rsi2C)

190 Yeesh. Isn't Chelsea a little young to be not aging well already?

Posted by: ericinva at April 24, 2017 08:56 PM (yaCRz)

191 She wrote that letter in the Oval Office. On her dad's desk. With someone's head banging on it from underneath.

Hence, the messy penmanship.

Posted by: Roy at April 24, 2017 08:56 PM (fWLrt)

192 She looks like that dude from the first X-Men movie who walked out of the ocean.

Posted by: Dang at April 24, 2017 08:56 PM (8b+oT)

193 When you google or bing mouth breather, this image of Chelsea should be #1.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 24, 2017 08:56 PM (2qHjF)

194 Words fail. What a thoroughly repulsive creature, inside and out. And she has sycophants. I never had sycophants. Why can't I have sycophants?

Posted by: Insomniac at April 24, 2017 08:56 PM (0mRoj)

195 Hence, the messy penmanship.

Posted by: Roy
---
HA!!!

Posted by: Dang at April 24, 2017 08:56 PM (8b+oT)

196 LOL. Please use some other Sound of Music lines. We can make it a theme. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2017 08:52 PM (fDdVG)



How do you solve a problem like Chelsea?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 24, 2017 08:56 PM (auHtY)

197 43 Miss me yet?
Posted by: Yoko at April 24, 2017 08:38 PM (pbkWd)


Yeah, I did.

I don't what I was thinking.
Posted by: Mark David Chapman

Ok- way too much laughing now

Posted by: free tibet, with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at April 24, 2017 08:56 PM (CL76w)

198 Nice picture. See what happens to someone when they swallow their bile for years?

Posted by: Roy at April 24, 2017 08:57 PM (fWLrt)

199 Passed not past. Now I'm pthist

Posted by: freaked at April 24, 2017 08:57 PM (BO/km)

200 I think we know who spurning plover is now.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 24, 2017 08:57 PM (IDPbH)

201
That face. Eureka! I can make a penis out of that.

Posted by: Dr. Elmer Belt at April 24, 2017 08:57 PM (aKqWT)

202 Didn't she have some plastic surgery around college age?

Posted by: Ktgreat at April 24, 2017 08:50 PM (f8ilN)



She's probably had more work done than Bruce Jenner

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 24, 2017 08:57 PM (auHtY)

203 182
Here, this will do in the meantime:

http://www.eyebleach.com/
Posted by: Country Boy at April 24, 2017 08:55 PM (Jcg9Q)


That works. Click on "Kid Bleach" there too.

Posted by: rickl at April 24, 2017 08:58 PM (sdi6R)

204 156 Jane Doh

I would have to change that game to Kill, Kill, Kill, set the bodies on fire and then nuke it from orbit, just to be sure.

Posted by: tankdemon at April 24, 2017 08:58 PM (RMVa2)

205 187 Seriously who saves shit from kindergarten? I mean come on.

Posted by: #neverskankles at April 24, 2017 08:56 PM (ZYbzd)

==========

I'll bet she kept her first bloody sheets, too -- like I did.

Posted by: Ashley Judd at April 24, 2017 08:58 PM (ZcAbN)

206 202 Didn't she have some plastic surgery around college age?

Posted by: Ktgreat at April 24, 2017 08:50 PM (f8ilN)



She's probably had more work done than Bruce Jenner
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 24, 2017 08:57 PM (auHtY)

It didn't take, apparently.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 24, 2017 08:58 PM (0mRoj)

207 167 Posted by: ALH at April 24, 2017 08:49 PM (5gUS+)

Google just Webb Hubbell and you first thing posted is a pic with the same lower lip .
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 24, 2017 08:53 PM (IDPbH)


Google "pelican eel" and you will get an even better match. Frankly, I find it more likely that HRC was impregnated by an osteichthys than by any described amniote.



Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 24, 2017 08:58 PM (CPk08)

208 Pass the eye bleach.

Ah fuck it, I'm gonna drink it!!

Posted by: Please SMOD Make it Quick at April 24, 2017 08:58 PM (c5sfq)

209 A doe a deer a female beer gut

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 24, 2017 08:55 PM (IDPbH)

LMAO.

Posted by: Country Boy at April 24, 2017 08:58 PM (Jcg9Q)

210 Shit. Democrat presidents make some fugly-ass daughters! - Amy Carter

Posted by: Dang at April 24, 2017 08:58 PM (8b+oT)

211 Pictured above: An extremely rare albino naked mole-rat.




She should get the albino mole rat life time achievement award

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 24, 2017 08:58 PM (auHtY)

212 Here's another pic from that same outing that really shows Chelsea's inner beauty.

http://tinyurl.com/n5ser2s

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 24, 2017 08:59 PM (R+30W)

213 When Chelsea Clinton rubbed 120 SPF lotion into her skin, all sunspot activity ceased indefinitely.

Posted by: Fritz at April 24, 2017 08:59 PM (TNQMS)

214 She had the fat in her head put in her thighs!

Posted by: Very Irredeemably Undude at April 24, 2017 08:59 PM (2X7pN)

215 Where are the pun masters when you need them? We need puns and take offs on The Sound Of Music re "The Quiet man's" excellent contributions. or any other song in the SOM would do. Any about Nazis?.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2017 08:59 PM (fDdVG)

216 144 Didn't she have some plastic surgery around college age?

It appears she had a large polyethylene pail attached to her ass. So, yes to plastic surgery.

Posted by: Roy at April 24, 2017 08:59 PM (fWLrt)

217 Hence, the messy penmanship.

Posted by: Roy



I was wondering which foot she wrote it with.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2017 09:00 PM (SRKgf)

218 194
I never had sycophants. Why can't I have sycophants?
Posted by: Insomniac at April 24, 2017 08:56 PM (0mRoj)


There's usually a psycho pants pic linked in the book thread.

Posted by: rickl at April 24, 2017 09:00 PM (sdi6R)

219 http://tinyurl.com/n5ser2s



Oh. My. God.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 24, 2017 09:00 PM (TdMsT)

220 "I see no resemblance to Bill and never have."

You ever see Bill in a swimsuit?

Pasty white fat upper legs.


Of course, I'm guessing Webb has the same look.

And if we're going just by resemblance


Howdy Doodie gets a card from her every Father's Day.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 24, 2017 09:00 PM (J+eG2)

221 #neverscankles- Future Presidential Library material.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2017 09:00 PM (/P46o)

222 I was wondering which foot she wrote it with.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

The one with the smaller hoof.

Posted by: Roy at April 24, 2017 09:01 PM (fWLrt)

223 Make sense, or too paranoid?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2017 08:53 PM (SRKgf)


Does make sense.

Dem Governor of NJ killed off a hedge fund too right? VA?

Hiding contributions as hedge fund losses. Hmmmmm.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 24, 2017 09:01 PM (yL25O)

224 #neverskankles-

Yeah, I think she had some chin shaved off and believe it or not, she once had more prominent chipmunk cheeks.
Google high school pictures of her. I feel bad for her in that respect.

Posted by: Ktgreat at April 24, 2017 09:01 PM (f8ilN)

225 I'll bet she kept her first bloody sheets, too -- like I did.
Posted by: Ashley Judd at April 24, 2017 08:58 PM (ZcAbN)


But bad penismonsters made her feel ashamed so she had to carry them around in a backpack, or whatever BS she made up.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 24, 2017 09:01 PM (8nWyX)

226 "59 Hey, Chelsea. My 7 y.o. son was forced to write a letter to your dad, the rapist, when he was in elementary school.

He received a photo of Socks, your "beloved" cat for his efforts.

STFU."

My son's Eagle Scout certificate is perfection except for the fact that it was signed by Bill Clinton.

Posted by: Tuna at April 24, 2017 09:01 PM (jm1YL)

227 >>>The last time I saw a lower lip like that, it had a hook in it.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 08:44 PM (PY9jH)<<<

Wonder what happened?

She better put some ice on it.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at April 24, 2017 09:01 PM (Od+LM)

228 212 Here's another pic from that same outing that really shows Chelsea's inner beauty.

http://tinyurl.com/n5ser2s

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 24, 2017 08:59 PM (R+30W)



Whatever Mezvinsky pere's sins are, junior has definitely done penance for them.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2017 09:01 PM (SRKgf)

229 Here's another pic from that same outing that really shows Chelsea's inner beauty.

http://tinyurl.com/n5ser2s



Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 24, 2017 08:59 PM (R+30W)
========================

Oh my. That's ..... unfortunate.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 24, 2017 09:01 PM (dFi94)

230 Pass the eye gouger, please.

AOSHQ has a braille version, right?

Posted by: weew at April 24, 2017 09:02 PM (6EH85)

231 212 Here's another pic from that same outing that really shows Chelsea's inner beauty.

http://tinyurl.com/n5ser2s

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 24, 2017 08:59 PM (R+30W)

I hate you.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 24, 2017 09:02 PM (0mRoj)

232 That picture is not one of my favorite things.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 24, 2017 09:02 PM (IDPbH)

233 Please don't go in the cemetery. It's full of my parent's enemies.

Posted by: Dang at April 24, 2017 09:02 PM (8b+oT)

234 http://www.eyebleach.com/

Posted by: Country Boy at April 24, 2017 08:55 PM (Jcg9Q)

For once, glad I clicked on a site linked at AoS!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 24, 2017 09:02 PM (gwPgz)

235
Dear President Reagan,

I watched Hogan's Heroes last night. The Germans seem very stupid. How did they take over so much of Europe? Give my regards to Sgt. Schultz.

Chelsea Hubbell Clinton

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 24, 2017 09:02 PM (auHtY)

236 Back in 2000, my workmate told me that her daughter wrote to Reagan back then, asking him why was he killing her brother (her brother was sick and she was told Reagan was evil incarnate or something). So ... I'm thinking that when Reagan was president there must have been "kids lecture the president in a letter" initiatives - at the school level ... just nonsense, so that someday, people could yammer about it.

Posted by: JCL at April 24, 2017 09:03 PM (knARk)

237 It rubs the lotion on its skin
or else it gets the hose again

Posted by: Buffalo Hill at April 24, 2017 09:03 PM (DpOmP)

238 Dear poster of photo:

thanks for the upchuck.....gives me a jump start on the diet I've been meaning to start.

Then again, that photo is an eye-worm of cosmic proportions.

Posted by: Malignantly aggrieved and economically useless at April 24, 2017 09:03 PM (oBuXO)

239 219 http://tinyurl.com/n5ser2s

Oh. My. God.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 24, 2017 09:00 PM (TdMsT)


You have to feel sorry for the local marine life.

Where is PETA when for once you really need them?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2017 09:04 PM (SRKgf)

240 My daughter wrote stuff when she was that age...usually on the walls

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 24, 2017 09:04 PM (SjImc)

241 In case nobody else mentioned it, Yahoo puked up all over itself the other day trying to oogie woogie about some banal tripe this strange ugly puppet turned jr. capa squeaked out on twatter.

This shite is getting juuuuust a bit obvious.

Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, still a Tigers fan at April 24, 2017 09:04 PM (1aMQH)

242 Doe, a deer, a OH MY GOD MY EYES!

Posted by: freaked at April 24, 2017 09:04 PM (BO/km)

243 I really don't care what Chelsea looks like, You don't have to be attractive to be politician. I care that she's vacuous and shallow "I could never really care about money", doesn't seem particularly bright, is probably lying about writing this letter and has never disowned any of the things her corrupt parents have done

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2017 09:04 PM (fDdVG)

244
148 133 Is that actually CC? What's going on with her lower lip?
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 24, 2017 08:48 PM (hJrjt)

It's full of krill.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 24, 2017 08:50 PM (yL25O)






Owww. Ice cream up the nose.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 24, 2017 09:04 PM (cuZZW)

245 She is a lesbian. 100% certain.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 24, 2017 09:04 PM (2qHjF)

246 Dem Governor of NJ killed off a hedge fund too right? VA?

Hiding contributions as hedge fund losses. Hmmmmm.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 24, 2017 09:01 PM (yL25O)

MF Global.

John Corzine.

Still walks free.

Posted by: Country Boy at April 24, 2017 09:04 PM (Jcg9Q)

247 and when I was five years old I wrote a letter to Penthouse Forum to object to their lack of letters from five year olds.

This is like Hillary's story about trying to join the Marines or her story about wanting to be an astronaut when she was like ten years old.

back around 1995, William Safire caused a dust up when he described Hillary as a congenital liar, and the libs stuttered, "are you say she inherited this from her parents??" In the case of Hillary and Chelsea, that might be the case.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 24, 2017 09:05 PM (b7fwp)

248 Didn't Chelsea recently help pull in donations for "Save the Whales"?

as professional courtesy.

Posted by: Roy at April 24, 2017 09:05 PM (fWLrt)

249 Just a pinch between your cheek and gum. Or a handful. Either or.

Posted by: Chelsea "Walt Garrison" Clinton at April 24, 2017 09:05 PM (kTF2Z)

250 Chelsea's indian name is: Swims With Manatee

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at April 24, 2017 09:05 PM (DpOmP)

251 Stripes are slimming. (for values less than or equal to 165)

You know what else is slimming?

Not eating a pint of Haagen Dazs every day cuz your Mom is a corrupt globalist treasonous witch ... THAT too is slimming. More slimming.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 24, 2017 09:05 PM (TmCOq)

252 Is that called chumming the water or mining the harbor?

Posted by: freaked at April 24, 2017 09:05 PM (BO/km)

253 http://tinyurl.com/n5ser2s







Oh. My. God.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian
----
Damn you, curiosity!

Posted by: Dang at April 24, 2017 09:06 PM (8b+oT)

254 Apparently I was about the 16th Hordling To wonder how she sent a letter and kept it too.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 24, 2017 09:06 PM (sEDyY)

255 No way can I put "A will of a wisp" with Chelsea.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2017 09:06 PM (/P46o)

256 "219 http://tinyurl.com/n5ser2s

Oh. My. God.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 24, 2017 09:00 PM (TdMsT) "

Oh...THAT lower lip!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 24, 2017 09:07 PM (J+eG2)

257 I wouldn't bang her with Chuck Schumer's dick. Lord that is fat and ugly.

Posted by: Won't Pass The Sniff Test at April 24, 2017 09:07 PM (Sda6L)

258
Was there a fake news contrived controversy about Reagan visiting a German cemetery or something??

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 09:07 PM (ENsfj)

259 Dem Governor of NJ killed off a hedge fund too right? VA?

Hiding contributions as hedge fund losses. Hmmmmm.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 24, 2017 09:01 PM (yL25O)

MF Global.

John Corzine.

Still walks free.

Posted by: Country Boy at April 24, 2017 09:04 PM (Jcg9Q)


Corzine didn't kill a hedge fund. He made stupid bets, lost his shirt, and then stole money from investors to pay it off.

And, as you said, free as a bird.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 24, 2017 09:07 PM (zc3Db)

260 Well, I can check whale watching off my things to do before I die list.

Posted by: DaveD at April 24, 2017 09:07 PM (CesFO)

261
138 Anybody know a kid in kindergarten that writes contractions? Me neither.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 24, 2017 08:49 PM (dFi94)

I noticed that too.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 09:07 PM (u8Ywb)

262 Great, after seeing those pictures I'm going to have nightmares for the rest the week.

Posted by: dantesed at April 24, 2017 09:07 PM (88xKn)

263 http://tinyurl.com/n5ser2s

*fyumbleds ovber keuyboerd*

Dman, i wisjh i'D lerwnsd touvh tuyping wjen I hasd thew chnxce.

Posted by: rickl at April 24, 2017 09:08 PM (sdi6R)

264 Science should make a Chelsea Clinton and Amy Carter monster baby.

Just for shits and grins. But mostly shits.

Posted by: Dang at April 24, 2017 09:08 PM (8b+oT)

265 I love Chelsea Clinton because she makes me look like Madame Curie!

Posted by: The Incredibly Stupid Sarah Silverman at April 24, 2017 09:08 PM (qJhUV)

266 254 Apparently I was about the 16th Hordling To wonder how she sent a letter and kept it too.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 24, 2017 09:06 PM (sEDyY)



Easy. Reagan wiped his ass with it and sent it back.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2017 09:08 PM (SRKgf)

267
I really don't care what Chelsea looks like, You don't have to be
attractive to be politician. I care that she's vacuous and shallow "I
could never really care about money", doesn't seem particularly bright,
is probably lying about writing this letter and has never disowned any
of the things her corrupt parents have done

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2017 09:04 PM (fDdVG)

All of that is more important than her looks.

Posted by: redbanzai at April 24, 2017 09:08 PM (FTXAT)

268 Was there a fake news contrived controversy about Reagan visiting a German cemetery or something??

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 09:07 PM (ENsfj)


Bitburg.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 24, 2017 09:08 PM (zc3Db)

269 Looks like a letter some adult would forge as a child's letter to someone.


The indiscriminate capital letters and bullshit point straight to fake, fake, fake.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at April 24, 2017 09:08 PM (/o9Qk)

270 255 No way can I put "A will of a wisp" with Chelsea.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2017 09:06 PM (/P46o)


If "will o' the wisp"s are constructed out of an emulsion of egg white, sugar and hydrogenated vegetable oil, there is still an outside possibility.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 24, 2017 09:08 PM (CPk08)

271 I'm sure someone back in the day made the joke but it just came to me. It would have been perfect if delivered by Bush 43 when he was getting badgered at a press conference.

Something to the effect of ' I thought children of Presidents were off limits to criticism'

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 24, 2017 09:09 PM (IDPbH)

272
Der Mr President,

I have seen "Star Wars"
The Tusken Raiders don't look like very nice people. Please don't visit their cemetery.

Posted by: Soothsayer at 5 years old at April 24, 2017 09:09 PM (ENsfj)

273 Someone up thread already mentioned it but she does look like she has a chew in her mouth. Where's her spit cup?

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 09:09 PM (u8Ywb)

274 Granted, not every woman is pretty. But I'm sick of the media telling us how glamorous and attractive and sexy the Clinton women are. I have eyes, you know. I wish they would stop trying to sell a defective product. Don't tell me someone is Number 6 on the glamour 100, when they look like a carp.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 24, 2017 09:09 PM (dFi94)

275 Cap'n, there be whale sign.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 24, 2017 09:09 PM (wTwJ2)

276 WTF is stupid enough to invest in the Greek economy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BS0w3Wkric8

This guy, right here.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 24, 2017 09:09 PM (H5rtT)

277 Damn you, curiosity!


Posted by: Dang at April 24, 2017 09:06 PM (8b+oT)

Hey, I fled to Mars so I wouldn't have to see it. Don't blame me!

Posted by: Curiousity Rover at April 24, 2017 09:09 PM (GUBah)

278 252 Is that called chumming the water or mining the harbor?
Posted by: freaked at April 24, 2017 09:05 PM (BO/km)



Neither. Water pollution.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2017 09:09 PM (SRKgf)

279 Corzine didn't kill a hedge fund. He made stupid bets, lost his shirt, and then stole money from investors to pay it off.

And, as you said, free as a bird.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 24, 2017 09:07 PM (zc3Db)

Ok ok, it wasn't a hedge fund. It was a trading firm.

Soooorrrrryyyyy!!

: )

Posted by: Country Boy at April 24, 2017 09:09 PM (Jcg9Q)

280 I think of Sound of Music when thinking of Chelsea's mother on Election Night....

SO LONG, FAREWELL, AUF WIEDERSEHEN, GOOD NIIIIGHT!

Posted by: kbdabear at April 24, 2017 09:10 PM (AOrEZ)

281
Oh. My. God.



Posted by: Ladylibertarian
----
Damn you, curiosity!


Posted by: Dang at April 24, 2017 09:06 PM


Word.

Posted by: Blind Zombie Cat at April 24, 2017 09:10 PM (AOEg6)

282 As another Moron observed a while back about a previous Chelsea picture, you couldn't tell the difference between a BJ and buggery with her.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at April 24, 2017 09:10 PM (aKqWT)

283 That letter used Microsoft Word kerning for that font, right?

Posted by: Roy at April 24, 2017 09:10 PM (fWLrt)

284 "How do you solve a problem like Chelsea?" Nuke it.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2017 09:10 PM (/P46o)

285 Thar she blows! A frump like a snow hill!

Posted by: Capt. Ahab at April 24, 2017 09:10 PM (Od+LM)

286 What ever you do, don't let the guys at Jurrasic Park get ahold of her DNA

Posted by: Jeff Goldblum at April 24, 2017 09:10 PM (DpOmP)

287 Dear Mr. President,

I have seen The Sound of Music and the Nazis don't look like very nice people.

But my mom says they have some really good ideas about eugenics, socialism and gun control.

Don't jizz on pretty dresses.

Sincerely,

Chelsea Clinton

Posted by: Dang at April 24, 2017 09:11 PM (8b+oT)

288
Apparently I was about the 16th Hordling To wonder how she sent a letter and kept it too.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 24, 2017 09:06 PM


Click on it and it takes you to the Twitter page with the answer from Chelsea.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2017 09:11 PM (IqV8l)

289 Bitburg.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 24, 2017 09:08 PM (zc3Db)

THAT'S FUNNY CAUSE THAT'S THE SAME NAME OF THE CITY I PLAY FOR!!!!

Posted by: Country Boy channeling Ben Rothlisberger at April 24, 2017 09:11 PM (Jcg9Q)

290 274 Granted, not every woman is pretty. But I'm sick of the media telling us how glamorous and attractive and sexy the Clinton women are. I have eyes, you know. I wish they would stop trying to sell a defective product. Don't tell me someone is Number 6 on the glamour 100, when they look like a carp.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 24, 2017 09:09 PM (dFi94)

Well, look at all the success they had telling us what a fashionista the Wookie was.

Posted by: ALH at April 24, 2017 09:12 PM (5gUS+)

291 Owww. Ice cream up the nose.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 24, 2017 09:04 PM (cuZZW)


So glad someone got it, but not that way.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 24, 2017 09:12 PM (yL25O)

292 276 WTF is stupid enough to invest in the Greek economy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BS0w3Wkric8

This guy, right here.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 24, 2017 09:09 PM (H5rtT)



"I never loved a man more than you?" From a Greek?? Watch yourself!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2017 09:12 PM (SRKgf)

293 Erasing the mail from my illegal server
Laughing my ass off 'bout Chris Stevens' murder
Boxes of baby parts tied up with string
These are a few of my favorite things

Posted by: Insomniac at April 24, 2017 09:12 PM (0mRoj)

294 243 I really don't care what Chelsea looks like, You don't have to be attractive to be politician. I care that she's vacuous and shallow "I could never really care about money", doesn't seem particularly bright, is probably lying about writing this letter and has never disowned any of the things her corrupt parents have done
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2017 09:04 PM (fDdVG)

I'm not being mean but, Mom, is that you?

You have the voice of my conscience and mother telling me this is not nice and unnecessary.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 09:12 PM (u8Ywb)

295 This is what you get when Webb screws Hillary in the ass.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 24, 2017 09:12 PM (+QhzW)

296 I call on the Clintons to release the rest of the letter:

"The Nazis don't look like very nice people. Please don't go to their cemetery unless they are willing to make a six-figure donation to the Foundation. Or perhaps some classic artwork of, um, unknown provenance. Please have them contact H. Rodham, Treasurer & Curator.

Thank you in advance for your most generous contribution,

Chelsea Clinton, child beard for Mom & Dad's Graft Factory

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 24, 2017 09:13 PM (Ndje9)

297 Dear Mr. President,

I saw my daddy stick his something is a woman's mouth. It didn't look very nice.


Sincerely,

Chelsea Clinton

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 24, 2017 09:13 PM (auHtY)

298 Gotta admit she makes celibacy seem an attractive option.

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 24, 2017 09:13 PM (hJrjt)

299 Don't tell me someone is Number 6 on the glamour 100, when they look like a carp.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 24, 2017 09:09 PM (dFi94)


I'd rather fuck a carp than Chelsea.

Chelsea wouldn't even make #6 on a list of carps.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 24, 2017 09:13 PM (zc3Db)

300 Was there a fake news contrived controversy about Reagan visiting a German cemetery or something??

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 09:07 PM (ENsfj)

It wasn't fake but it was stupid... he laid a wreath at the tomb of the unknown German soldiers that apparently contained the remains of several SS in addition to remains from other German wars.

Yet another reason why that letter is fake? The visit to the cemetery, and the wreath laying, were not announced ahead of time so a letter telling the Reagan not to visit makes no sense.

Posted by: redbanzai at April 24, 2017 09:13 PM (FTXAT)

301 My eyes! By Grapthar's hammer, I avenge thee!

Posted by: MAGA at April 24, 2017 09:13 PM (LQ1Q3)

302 Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 24, 2017 09:13 PM (Ndje9)


LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2017 09:13 PM (fDdVG)

303 I kinda feel sorry for her. Probably had miserable childhood, seeing whose daughter she was.

Posted by: Grey Fox at April 24, 2017 09:13 PM (bZ7mE)

304 >> This is what you get when Webb screws
>> Hillary in the ass.

Correction: when Hillary screws Webb in the ass.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at April 24, 2017 09:14 PM (aKqWT)

305 There's a context to this that once again shows the Clintons on the wrong side of history.

Reagan had committed to visiting the Bitburg German soldier cemetery as part of a show of unity with West Germany against the Soviets. The Cold War was still a very real thing.

Beforehand Media discovered and made a big deal that some of the buried soldiers had been Waffen SS. A lot of pressure was put on Reagan to cancel, including by American Jews, but Reagan went through with it.

Bigger picture and all.

I never thought the Wall would fall in my lifetime, let alone six years after Bitburg

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 24, 2017 09:14 PM (bQxkN)

306 Christ, now I need to look at nude pictures of Lena Dunham to get that image out of my head.

Posted by: gewa76 at April 24, 2017 09:14 PM (f4GSC)

307 "Bonzo goes to bitburg then goes out for a cup of tea
As Chelsea watched it on TV somehow it really bothered her
Drank in all the bars in town for an extended foreign policy
Pick up the pieces
Chelsea's brain is hanging upside down, she needs something to slow her down
Ooh yeah, Chelsea's brain is hanging upside down and she needs something to slow me down".

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 24, 2017 09:15 PM (5VlCp)

308 Yet another reason why that letter is fake? The
visit to the cemetery, and the wreath laying, were not announced ahead
of time so a letter telling the Reagan not to visit makes no sense.


Posted by: redbanzai at April 24, 2017 09:13 PM (FTXAT)
=======================

That, I did not know. Interesting, innit?

Posted by: grammie winger at April 24, 2017 09:15 PM (dFi94)

309 I'm sure the original plastic surgeon said "there is not much I can do to fix this."

Posted by: Infidel at April 24, 2017 09:15 PM (uKRys)

310 "I kinda feel sorry for her."

No reason for her to get revenge on us.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 24, 2017 09:15 PM (+QhzW)

311 If she mailed the letter, why is it in her possession? Um, er, uh, um. A-HA!

Posted by: JCL at April 24, 2017 09:15 PM (knARk)

312 Climb Ev'ry Chelsea!

Posted by: Sir Edmund Hillary at April 24, 2017 09:16 PM (ZcAbN)

313 Yet another reason why that letter is fake? The
visit to the cemetery, and the wreath laying, were not announced ahead
of time so a letter telling the Reagan not to visit makes no sense.


Posted by: redbanzai at April 24, 2017 09:13 PM (FTXAT)

You sure about that? That's not how I remember it. I thought there was a big stink before he did it.

Posted by: Country Boy channeling Ben Rothlisberger at April 24, 2017 09:16 PM (Jcg9Q)

314 That's more Clinton skin than cared to ever see in this life.


You hate me.

Posted by: eleven at April 24, 2017 09:17 PM (qUNWi)

315 Darn ... I see the lousy photo copier marks ... and the text that says "Courtesy of Parents." So it must be true. She was this deep, this thoughtful.

Posted by: JCL at April 24, 2017 09:17 PM (knARk)

316 Oops by Ben. Do that every time.

Posted by: Country Boy at April 24, 2017 09:17 PM (Jcg9Q)

317 If she mailed the letter, why is it in her possession? Um, er, uh, um. A-HA!

Posted by: JCL at April 24, 2017 09:15 PM (knARk)



Maybe that's why she never got a reply

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 24, 2017 09:17 PM (auHtY)

318 She's got her mother's instinct for politics.

This will not end well.

Posted by: Meremortal, weight weight at April 24, 2017 09:17 PM (3myMJ)

319 Yet another reason why that letter is fake? The

visit to the cemetery, and the wreath laying, were not announced ahead

of time so a letter telling the Reagan not to visit makes no sense.




Posted by: redbanzai
-----
That's weird.

Posted by: Sir Edmund Hillary at April 24, 2017 09:17 PM (8b+oT)

320 Remember, this is the apex of her writing career.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 24, 2017 09:17 PM (FOnk+)

321

My dad or mom photocopied it and then my grandma had it framed and hung on her wall. After she passed away, it moved to my parents'

-Chelsea Clinton

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2017 09:17 PM (IqV8l)

322 Dear Daddy;

I saw eight men out. Being a traitor is pretty ugly.

I heard you ran to Canada.

I'm glad you're not my real Dad.

I hate you,
Chelsea

Posted by: TexasDan at April 24, 2017 09:17 PM (yL25O)

323 Tuck in those gums private!

Posted by: Sgt. Dan at April 24, 2017 09:18 PM (qUNWi)

324 320 Remember, this is the apex of her writing career.
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 24, 2017 09:17 PM (FOnk+)



Last thing she ever wrote with her own hand.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2017 09:18 PM (SRKgf)

325 So Fen is saying that Chelsea is Bill Clinton's and Web Hubbell's love child?

Posted by: MAGA at April 24, 2017 09:18 PM (LQ1Q3)

326 Darn ... I see the lousy photo copier marks ... and the text that says "Courtesy of Parents."
Posted by: JCL at April 24, 2017 09:17 PM (knARk)


Ugh, I didn't even look that closely.

Oh, you mean the letter.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 24, 2017 09:18 PM (8nWyX)

327 308 Yet another reason why that letter is fake? The
visit to the cemetery, and the wreath laying, were not announced ahead
of time so a letter telling the Reagan not to visit makes no sense.


Posted by: redbanzai at April 24, 2017 09:13 PM (FTXAT)

That's not accurate.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 24, 2017 09:18 PM (IDPbH)

328 http://www.jewishvirtuallibrary.org/the-bitburg-controversy

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 24, 2017 09:18 PM (R+30W)

329 That letter is still at her reading level.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 24, 2017 09:19 PM (oVJmc)

330 My dad or mom photocopied it and then my grandma had it framed and hung
on her wall. After she passed away, it moved to my parents'



-Chelsea Clinton
=======================



She said that? The her grandmother framed a letter about Nazis and cemetaries and hung it on her wall till she died?

Posted by: grammie winger at April 24, 2017 09:19 PM (dFi94)

331 "visit to the cemetery, and the wreath laying, were not announced ahead of time"

Not true. See @305

I happened to be in West Berlin when it went down

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 24, 2017 09:19 PM (bQxkN)

332 My dad or mom photocopied it and then my grandma had it framed and hung on her wall. After she passed away, it moved to my parents'

-Chelsea Clinton
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2017 09:17 PM (IqV8l)


So they anticipated its future utility.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2017 09:19 PM (SRKgf)

333 When I was five years old, do you think I knew JFK's travel itinerary? And. if I did, do you think I would fucking care?

Posted by: tu3031 at April 24, 2017 09:19 PM (qJhUV)

334 It looks like it was a photo copy, and published in something else, and that tweet is a scan of that. That had some little kiddies write this shit for propaganda purposes and made photo copies.

They've always did shit like this. In 3rd grade, they had us write about something, Christmas I believe it was, and the newspaper printed the best ones. It was typical "Ain't that cute" shit.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at April 24, 2017 09:19 PM (aKqWT)

335 You sure about that? That's not how I remember it. I thought there was a big stink before he did it.

Posted by: Country Boy channeling Ben Rothlisberger at April 24, 2017 09:16 PM (Jcg9Q)

According to the History Channel, it was only a controversy after he visited. Reagan did not know the tomb contained Waffen SS remains before he laid the wreath.

Posted by: redbanzai at April 24, 2017 09:20 PM (FTXAT)

336 Guys, I'm sorry. That after the fold surprise was a mean-spirited trick, but please understand by way of explanation that I'm a mean-spirited person.

I hope this clears things up.

Posted by: Warden at April 24, 2017 09:20 PM (YOnlm)

337 325 So Fen is saying that Chelsea is Bill Clinton's and Web Hubbell's love child?
Posted by: MAGA at April 24, 2017 09:18 PM (LQ1Q3)

I don't know but Fen is a very good person and thinks we shouldn't make fun of Chelsea's appearance.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 09:20 PM (u8Ywb)

338 313
You sure about that? That's not how I remember it. I thought there was a big stink before he did it.
Posted by: Country Boy channeling Ben Rothlisberger at April 24, 2017 09:16 PM (Jcg9Q)


Yeah, I remember it being a controversy at the time.

Posted by: rickl at April 24, 2017 09:20 PM (sdi6R)

339 That her --- not the her.


I should take writing lessons. I know just the teacher for it.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 24, 2017 09:20 PM (dFi94)

340 "(I never got a reply)."

Sure you did.

It was just lost in the mail until last November.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 24, 2017 09:21 PM (Ndje9)

341 According to the History Channel, it was only a controversy after he visited. Reagan did not know the tomb contained Waffen SS remains before he laid the wreath.


Posted by: redbanzai at April 24, 2017 09:20 PM (FTXAT)

History Channel got it wrong.

Posted by: Country Boy at April 24, 2017 09:21 PM (Jcg9Q)

342
She said that? The her grandmother framed a letter about Nazis and cemetaries and hung it on her wall till she died?
Posted by: grammie winger


That's what it says at the Twitter page.
Click on the letter.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2017 09:21 PM (IqV8l)

343 M'aiq also wrote a letter at a very young age. But it was not to a Mr. Reagan.

M'aiq, however, admits that he made the story in the letter up, at least the best part.

M'aiq also did not receive a reply.

Posted by: M'aiq, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 24, 2017 09:21 PM (wB8Tg)

344 "When I was five years old, do you think I knew JFK's travel itinerary? And. if I did, do you think I would fucking care?"

What 5 year old even understands what a "president" is?

Posted by: Tuna at April 24, 2017 09:21 PM (jm1YL)

345 I hope this clears things up.

Posted by: Warden at April 24, 2017 09:20 PM (YOnlm)


Apology accepted. You're still going to hell.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 24, 2017 09:22 PM (+QhzW)

346 332 My dad or mom photocopied it and then my grandma had it framed and hung on her wall. After she passed away, it moved to my parents'

-Chelsea Clinton
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2017 09:17 PM (IqV8l)

So they anticipated its future utility.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2017 09:19 PM (SRKgf)

Didn't Bill write a letter when he was dodging the draft something about viability? He was planning way ahead, this doesn't surprise me at all. Bill was Governor then, correct?

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 09:22 PM (u8Ywb)

347
That letter is the millennial equivalent of chelsea clinton marching with MLK.

I'm serious.

Posted by: Soothsayer at 5 years old at April 24, 2017 09:22 PM (ENsfj)

348 it would appear from that pic that Chelsea understands that spinach pancakes that look like cow flops taste better when liberally covered in sour cream,

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 24, 2017 09:22 PM (b7fwp)

349
"visit to the cemetery, and the wreath laying, were not announced ahead of time"



Not true. See @305



I happened to be in West Berlin when it went down

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 24, 2017 09:19 PM (bQxkN)

According to this http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/reagan-visits-concentration-camp-and-war-cemetery it was true. West Germans may have known there were Waffen SS buried there but apparently Reagan did not.

Posted by: redbanzai at April 24, 2017 09:22 PM (FTXAT)

350 You think this is bad?

You should have seen her letters to me. Christ all mighty.

"Please, Santa, I've been a really good girl this year. Make daddy stop wrestling with all those women late at night. It keeps me awake. And then mommy comes home and finds him and starts throwing lamps and yelling."

Posted by: Santa Claus at April 24, 2017 09:23 PM (Od+LM)

351 Hey Moron Horde, when Levon Helm says that if there's one thing in the whole wide world he sure does love to see, it's when 'that little girl of mine dips her donut in my tea," what do you think he's talking about?

Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 24, 2017 09:23 PM (nXCp4)

352 Five years old. That's kindergarten. Kindergarten children know nothing of a President's itinerary or possible visit to a Nazi cemetary.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 24, 2017 09:23 PM (dFi94)

353 336 Guys, I'm sorry. That after the fold surprise was a mean-spirited trick, but please understand by way of explanation that I'm a mean-spirited person.

I hope this clears things up.
Posted by: Warden at April 24, 2017 09:20 PM (YOnlm)


Yes, that clears things up.


You won't mind if I pass your address along to alexthechick, right?

Posted by: rickl at April 24, 2017 09:23 PM (sdi6R)

354 According to this http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/reagan-visits-concentration-camp-and-war-cemetery it was true. West Germans may have known there were Waffen SS buried there but apparently Reagan did not.


Posted by: redbanzai at April 24, 2017 09:22 PM (FTXAT)

They're wrong.

Posted by: Country Boy at April 24, 2017 09:23 PM (Jcg9Q)

355 On a brighter note, I may have to update my wardrobe for a new job this week.

*happy dance*

Posted by: Infidel at April 24, 2017 09:23 PM (uKRys)

356
In 20 years, some stupid spawn of a millenial will show us a tweet she sent at 5 years old to President Trump to not build that wall, which will be the equivalent to her marching with MLK.

Posted by: Soothsayer at 5 years old at April 24, 2017 09:24 PM (ENsfj)

357 According to the History Channel, it was only a controversy after he visited. Reagan did not know the tomb contained Waffen SS remains before he laid the wreath.
Posted by: redbanzai at April 24, 2017 09:20 PM (FTXAT)
History Channel got it wrong.
Posted by: Country Boy at April 24, 2017 09:21 PM (Jcg9Q)

Yup The Ramones wrote "My Brain is Hanging Upside Down (Bonzo Goes to Bitburg) just for Ronnie.

Joey was a big lefty, but the others guys in the band loved Reagan.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 24, 2017 09:24 PM (5VlCp)

358 I don't know but Fen is a very good person and thinks we shouldn't make fun of Chelsea's appearance.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 09:20 PM (u8Ywb)


On one hand, yes, it's petty to snark about someone's appearance. On the other, when enormous media entities are carrying on a gratis campaign to try to convince the world that she's the epitome of feminine grace and beauty so she can take her rightful place as ruler... no, she's unfortunate-looking. Don't piss on my leg and tell me Chelsea's attractive, media.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 24, 2017 09:25 PM (8nWyX)

359 I don't know but Fen is a very good person and thinks we shouldn't make fun of Chelsea's appearance.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 09:20 PM (u8Ywb)



That's a fair point. And look on the bright side: all of the albino manatees who got boners looking at that photo.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2017 09:25 PM (SRKgf)

360 Don't even think about it, Japan!

Posted by: Green Peace's Rainbow Warrior at April 24, 2017 09:25 PM (ZIFyZ)

361 Tribes.

Ace had it right. It's all Tribes.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 24, 2017 09:25 PM (fiGNd)

362 Yeah, I remember it being a controversy at the time.

Posted by: rickl at April 24, 2017 09:20 PM (sdi6R)


M'aiq knows what is behind the Mandela Effect, but will not tell.

M'aiq does not want to spoil the surprise.

Posted by: M'aiq, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 24, 2017 09:25 PM (wB8Tg)

363 What 5 year old even understands what a "president" is?

Posted by: Tuna at April 24, 2017 09:21 PM (jm1YL)
==============================

My 5 year old grandson saw Trump's plane fly over Kenosha last week. Lots of choppers all around. Kid thought it was cool. The planes I mean. He doesn't know Trump from a hole in the ground.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 24, 2017 09:25 PM (dFi94)

364 Juan Williams is gone ?

Dammit. They tried to tell him "close your mouth when it rains, Juan".

But he wouldn't listen....

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER! at April 24, 2017 09:26 PM (r58H0)

365 I don't know but Fen is a very good person and thinks we shouldn't make fun of Chelsea's appearance.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 09:20 PM (u8Ywb)

The Pathetic Left is going all out to make this piece of shit look and sound like a leader.

It's all fair game.

Posted by: Country Boy at April 24, 2017 09:26 PM (Jcg9Q)

366 >>>History Channel got it wrong.

Posted by: Country Boy at April 24, 2017 09:21 PM (Jcg9Q)<<<

Unpossible. The difference is most likely because... aliens.

Posted by: Giorgio Tsoukalos at April 24, 2017 09:26 PM (Od+LM)

367 "I never got a reply"

Just like all those kids in Benghazi.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 24, 2017 09:27 PM (fD1ST)

368 Posted by: hogmartin at April 24, 2017 09:25 PM (8nWyX)

I know, I wanted to make fun of Chelsea, I read what Fenelon wrote and I felt ashamed for being cruel, as if my mother could see what I was writing.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 09:27 PM (u8Ywb)

369 hole in the ground.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 24, 2017 09:25 PM (dFi94)


That's good enough for us... let us at it

Posted by: LGBT Community at April 24, 2017 09:27 PM (DpOmP)

370 I assume that's Hillary being hidden from us. So Chelsea does have one use after all.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 24, 2017 09:27 PM (MZcWR)

371 Posted by: Infidel at April 24, 2017 09:23 PM (uKRys)


I hope so. God bless you!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2017 09:27 PM (fDdVG)

372 The goggles! They do nothing!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2017 09:27 PM (LTHVh)

373 Reagan didn't about the SS when he committed to the visit. He very much did by the time he got there

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 24, 2017 09:27 PM (bQxkN)

374 She looks just like her daddy Webb in this photo.


On another topic - sometimes I go back to peruse old posts, especially ONTs. I discovered that the BCochran carrots-in-chili meme sprang to life on the ONT of October 5, 2016. A day of infamy.


Also, on 10/12/16, Ace warned us to behave ourselves and to stop asking why we'd been banned because he didn't keep track of that stuff. And that between the cobs and trusted commenters, there were 15 banhammer holders.

Yes, I am a Recent Historian. Because, "so soon they forget!"

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 24, 2017 09:27 PM (tHwdc)

375 it was only a controversy after he visited. Reagan did not know the tomb contained Waffen SS remains before he laid the wreath.

In other words, she lied? Couldn't possibly have known before he went?

Posted by: t-bird at April 24, 2017 09:27 PM (eeTCA)

376
"I never got a reply"



Just like all those kids in Benghazi.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 24, 2017 09:27 PM (fD1ST)
======================

ouch

Posted by: grammie winger at April 24, 2017 09:27 PM (dFi94)

377 *pulls up a chair*

*opens beer*

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 24, 2017 09:28 PM (fiGNd)

378 I know, I wanted to make fun of Chelsea, I read what Fenelon wrote and I felt ashamed for being cruel, as if my mother could see what I was writing.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 09:27 PM (u8Ywb)

I'll be your proxy.

Posted by: Country Boy at April 24, 2017 09:28 PM (Jcg9Q)

379 352 Five years old. That's kindergarten. Kindergarten children know nothing of a President's itinerary or possible visit to a Nazi cemetary.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 24, 2017 09:23 PM (dFi94)



Dear President Reagan,

I'm writing to protest against the recent proposal of the Federal Reserve to lower the fractional reserve rate below 10%. I understand the tension between fiscal and monetary policy, but have to express my concern at the impact on the rate of inflation and the exchange rate of the dollar vis a vis other currencies.

Sincerely,

Chelsea Clinton
5 years old

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2017 09:28 PM (SRKgf)

380 The left is so full of shit their shirts are turning brown. The nazis were socialists and their legacy is nowhere as evident as in modern political islam. Try harder, commie pussies.

Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 24, 2017 09:28 PM (nXCp4)

381 Yet another reason why that letter is fake? The

visit to the cemetery, and the wreath laying, were not announced ahead

of time so a letter telling the Reagan not to visit makes no sense.




Correct. In fact, if you research it you'll find that the visit was sprung on Reagan and he had to do it or it would have embarrassed the shit out of whoever the German Chancellor was, Helmet Kohl, maybe? And he didn't want to do that because, something, soviets, germany cooperation, blah blah. I forget, but it was not preplanned on the American side, so bullshit Mt Everest type shit.

Posted by: dagny at April 24, 2017 09:28 PM (Mc+44)

382 So they anticipated its future utility.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2017 09:19 PM (SRKgf)

Didn't Bill write a letter when he was dodging the draft something about viability? He was planning way ahead, this doesn't surprise me at all. Bill was Governor then, correct?

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 09:22 PM (u8Ywb)

++++

Bill Clinton met JFK in the White House in 1963, when he was 16. He was planning on being president for a very long time.

https://worldhistoryproject.org/1963/7/24/bill-
clinton-meets-president-john-f-kennedy

It doesn't surprise me that Bill and/or Hillary made a copy of that letter. They undoubtedly put her up to writing it in the first place.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 24, 2017 09:28 PM (R+30W)

383 Posted by: Country Boy at April 24, 2017 09:28 PM (Jcg9Q)

Thank you, I need one.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 09:29 PM (u8Ywb)

384 History Channel got it wrong.



Posted by: Country Boy at April 24, 2017 09:21 PM (Jcg9Q)



Perhaps they did... I was too young to be paying attention to politics at the time:-P

Posted by: redbanzai at April 24, 2017 09:29 PM (FTXAT)

385 If that's the letter she sent to Reagan (and got no reply) why does she still have it?


Posted by: itsacookbook at April 24, 2017 09:29 PM (yPxXc)

386 I know, I wanted to make fun of Chelsea, I read what Fenelon wrote and I felt ashamed for being cruel, as if my mother could see what I was writing.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 09:27 PM (u8Ywb)


I feel very satisfied when I make fun of how ugly Chelsea is.

And we should thank G-d she's so ugly because if she wasn't she would be a really serious threat. She's still a serious threat (thanks to so many brain-dead leftist sheep) but her ugliness is Nature trying its hardest to minimize the possible damage she can do.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 24, 2017 09:30 PM (zc3Db)

387 BTW, six to seven year olds that are reading at 2nd and 3rd grade levels are still looking at books just to poorly mimic simple three to four word sentences.

Ask me how I know.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 24, 2017 09:30 PM (fD1ST)

388
I know, I wanted to make fun of Chelsea, I read what Fenelon wrote and I felt ashamed for being cruel, as if my mother could see what I was writing.
Posted by: CaliGirl


* am on record for questioning the whole schtick *

* sprouts unicorn wings and hovers over the remainder of thread *

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 24, 2017 09:30 PM (GgzGa)

389 That's a fair point. And look on the bright side: all of the albino manatees who got boners looking at that photo.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2017 09:25 PM (SRKgf)


And their numbers are way down.

It's so exciting when we are able to figure out the special reason God made a specific person.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 24, 2017 09:30 PM (yL25O)

390 When I was a kid I wrote to the Clintons not to go to the Pet Sematary.

They didn't listen, either.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 24, 2017 09:30 PM (6FqZa)

391 Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 09:27 PM (u8Ywb)

It wasn't intended as disparagement of anyone here. I just never want to go to a moron meet up if the women all have to be size 5's who look 29. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2017 09:30 PM (fDdVG)

392 That picture. *shudder*. The good news was, I dodged one bullet...

Posted by: Zombie Vince Foster at April 24, 2017 09:31 PM (eeTCA)

393
So Reagan went ahead and laid the wreath.

And the reason was??

Posted by: Soothsayer at 5 years old at April 24, 2017 09:31 PM (ENsfj)

394 Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 24, 2017 09:30 PM (zc3Db)

Very good point.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 09:31 PM (u8Ywb)

395 M'aiq has here a letter to NASA warning them about O-ring failure, signed by Chelsea Clinton.

M'aiq knows it is authentic, he copied the signature himself!

Posted by: M'aiq, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 24, 2017 09:32 PM (wB8Tg)

396 I forget, but it was not preplanned on the American side, so bullshit Mt Everest type shit.



Posted by: dagny at April 24, 2017 09:28 PM (Mc+44)

I think the only debate point is whether Reagan knew about the SS/Waffen/whatever before he went, not who did or didn't plan it.

Posted by: Country Boy at April 24, 2017 09:32 PM (Jcg9Q)

397 Last time I saw a face like that, it still had a hook in it.

Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at April 24, 2017 09:32 PM (A9yNV)

398 "She looks like she's got a face full of dip."

Looks like a Kodiak bitch.

Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, still a Tigers fan at April 24, 2017 09:32 PM (1aMQH)

399 SO ... Let me get this straight ...

... a Woman bitched because another Woman was called Less Than Pretty ?

Well - Color Me Fucking Shocked.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 24, 2017 09:32 PM (fiGNd)

400 That looks like the letters I helped my children write to Grandma when they were too young to write. They held the pencil, I put my hand over theirs and wrote.

Of course, the Clintons being filled with nothing but politics, deception and scheming, did this with her hand, and put in a few spelling errors, then did who-knows-what with it.

I had very smart 5-year-olds, and have a 4-year-old grandson who is reading at a second grade level, but they couldn't be bothered with the President's schedule at that age.

However, my young lad, in I think 3rd grade and an avid reader of anything he could find, had the assignment to write about dinosaurs or presidents. All the other kids chose dinosaurs, he chose Bill Clinton, who was in the news for his Monica phase. I had to hide Newsweek and Time from him because I didn't want to have to explain oral sex to an 8-year-old. He wrote about what Clinton did. I just found it the other day when I was going through his memory box. The teachers were all abuzz about it.

Good times.

We need MOAR CLINTONS!

Posted by: MathMom at April 24, 2017 09:32 PM (mSbwX)

401 Thank you Fenelon. I appreciate the prayers. I have been praying my heart out. Had a second interview today, then a call for a meeting tomorrow to 'discuss a job offer.' I'm a nervous wreck, but know I will have guidance.

Posted by: Infidel at April 24, 2017 09:33 PM (uKRys)

402 It wasn't intended as disparagement of anyone here. I just never want to go to a moron meet up if the women all have to be size 5's who look 29. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2017 09:30 PM (fDdVG)

Sorry if I assumed that, you made me think of what my mother would say, and she would tell me to stop being mean.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 09:33 PM (u8Ywb)

403 Dr, MY EYES !

Posted by: The Jackhole at April 24, 2017 09:33 PM (M+Lyo)

404 Dana Perino is off her meds again.

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER! at April 24, 2017 09:33 PM (r58H0)

405 Chelsea's face scared all the fish away that day.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 24, 2017 09:33 PM (oVJmc)

406 382
Bill Clinton met JFK in the White House in 1963, when he was 16. He was planning on being president for a very long time.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 24, 2017 09:28 PM (R+30W)


It's pretty normal for a teenager to want to be a major league baseball player or an astronaut, and work hard towards that goal.

But there is something very, very wrong with a teenager who wants to be President. I doubt that either Reagan or Trump seriously considered it at that age.

Posted by: rickl at April 24, 2017 09:33 PM (sdi6R)

407 *imagines MathMom's kid's teacher when she read that essay*

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 24, 2017 09:33 PM (6FqZa)

408 It wasn't intended as disparagement of anyone here. I just never want to go to a moron meet up if the women all have to be size 5's who look 29. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2017 09:30 PM (fDdVG)

If you're a size 6, we might let you in to the CenTexMoMee. You have to bring booze though to make up for your girth.

Posted by: Country Boy at April 24, 2017 09:34 PM (Jcg9Q)

409 391 Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 09:27 PM (u8Ywb)

It wasn't intended as disparagement of anyone here. I just never want to go to a moron meet up if the women all have to be size 5's who look 29. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2017 09:30 PM (fDdVG)

Also, neither do I. When I hear people tearing a person's looks apart I sometimes think, I wonder what they'll say about me.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 09:34 PM (u8Ywb)

410 Damn Ace, you need a better porn collection.

Posted by: Darth Randall at April 24, 2017 09:34 PM (6n332)

411 M'aiq has here a letter to NASA warning them about O-ring failure, signed by Chelsea Clinton.

Man, my O-ring almost failed after three months of tropical 'launches', so I would take such a letter very seriously indeed.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama, Going Down As An Ex-President at April 24, 2017 09:34 PM (7H/2n)

412 No seriously what is the meaning of that line in Cripple Creek.

Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 24, 2017 09:35 PM (nXCp4)

413 Here's my take: so what if there were Waffen SS members buried there? WTF would research the background of every individual buried in a cemetery before laying a wreath to honor some of those buried there?

If you did that, you'd probably never lay a wreath anywhere, at any time.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2017 09:35 PM (SRKgf)

414 Dear President Clinton,

I watch the news every night with my mom and dad. What are blow jobs? They won't tell me.

I am 5.

Thanks,

Your Friend Bobby

Posted by: Bobby, 1998 at April 24, 2017 09:35 PM (qJhUV)

415 (Eye) E D

Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at April 24, 2017 09:35 PM (A9yNV)

416 So Reagan went ahead and laid the wreath.
And the reason was??
Posted by: Soothsayer at 5 years old at April 24, 2017 09:31 PM (ENsfj)

If I remember right President Reagan was building solidarity with our NATO allies and at the time the Soviets were playing the West Germans against us with our neutron bomb and new missiles being deployed to West Germany or some such situation. I thought President Reagan wanted to lay the wreath to lay all of the past to rest in a sense and move forward together having lived through the World War 2 period himself.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 24, 2017 09:36 PM (5VlCp)

417
and why is it important to "take a load off granny"

and "put the load...put the load...put the load on me"?

Posted by: Soothsayer at 5 years old at April 24, 2017 09:36 PM (ENsfj)

418 Worse than Lena.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 24, 2017 09:36 PM (vRcUp)

419 whew!, I thought Ace was gonna whip out that one pic of a very pregnant Chelsea trying to rock a pair of skin tight black leather pants and peep toe black Louboutin stillettos at some conservation award thing, ughh!!1!

Posted by: Bob in Houston-Vast Right Wing Basket of Deplorable! at April 24, 2017 09:36 PM (/Kwzr)

420 Fwiw, the reason I have no problem pointing and laughing at the poor homely thing is the same reason I had no problem doing it at Michael.

Don't pose for magazine covers to make people pay attention to your looks if you don't want people to pay attention to your looks, Webby.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 24, 2017 09:36 PM (fD1ST)

421 Big fan of The Band. I've been to Levon's barn in Woodstock

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 24, 2017 09:37 PM (bQxkN)

422 Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 09:34 PM (u8Ywb)

I know exactly what they'll say about me. LOL.

You're a kind woman. Good night

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2017 09:37 PM (fDdVG)

423 399 SO ... Let me get this straight ...

... a Woman bitched because another Woman was called Less Than Pretty ?

Well - Color Me Fucking Shocked.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 24, 2017 09:32 PM (fiGNd)



You want the other woman to be called "pretty?" /shudders

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2017 09:37 PM (SRKgf)

424 381 Yet another reason why that letter is fake? The

visit to the cemetery, and the wreath laying, were not announced ahead

of time so a letter telling the Reagan not to visit makes no sense.



Correct. In fact, if you research it you'll find that the visit was sprung on Reagan and he had to do it or it would have embarrassed the shit out of whoever the German Chancellor was, Helmet Kohl, maybe? And he didn't want to do that because, something, soviets, germany cooperation, blah blah. I forget, but it was not preplanned on the American side, so bullshit Mt Everest type shit.

Posted by: dagny at April 24, 2017 09:28 PM (Mc+44)

++++

That is simply false. Reagan might not have known about it when he first accepted the invitation, but he knew well before he left the US for Germany.

http://www.jewishvirtuallibrary.org/the-bitburg-controversy

The visit to the cemetery was announced on 4/11. The visit took place on 5/5. In between, there was much discussion about it. No need to revise history.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 24, 2017 09:37 PM (R+30W)

425
What was the wreath for, anyway?

What Germans was Reagan honoring?

Posted by: Soothsayer at 5 years old at April 24, 2017 09:37 PM (ENsfj)

426 I call bullshit

Posted by: Beto Ochoa (@Beto_In_Austin) at April 24, 2017 09:37 PM (hCdMd)

427 Dear President Clinton,

I didnt get a resspo recspo letter back from you. Why did you use a cigar? That is gross.

Thanks,

Your Friend Bobby

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 24, 2017 09:38 PM (6FqZa)

428 Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 24, 2017 09:36 PM (5VlCp)

I think Carter killed the Neutron bomb ... because it was so totally "immoral" to kill a bunch of savage lunatics but save their stuff. The rules state that if you kill a bunch of enemies you have to obliterate at least 73% of their stuff, too. It's in the book of international law.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 24, 2017 09:38 PM (zc3Db)

429 Warden,

That pic of lil'chelsea,

That's a paddlin!

Posted by: Japer in Springfield at April 24, 2017 09:39 PM (d76uN)

430 "No seriously what is the meaning of that line in Cripple Creek."

Reverse cowgirl

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 24, 2017 09:39 PM (bQxkN)

431 I'll catch this bird for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad fish. Not like going down the pond chasin' bluegills and tommycods. This shark, swallow you whole. Little shakin', little tenderizin', an' down you go.

Posted by: Quint at April 24, 2017 09:39 PM (DpOmP)

432 So Reagan went ahead and laid the wreath.


And the reason was??

Posted by: Soothsayer at 5 years old at April 24, 2017 09:31 PM (ENsfj)


There was some reason why he didn't want to dis Kohl at the time. I don't remember the actual event, but maybe 15 years ago I was working on something where I needed to read a lot of historians' accounts of the Brandenburg Gate speech. In that research, there was an explanation of why he ended up laying that wreath, which was conveyed and understood at the time. It's not like the whole cemetery was SS. I know that there was no way to get out of it without embarrassing the German head of State, who I think was Kohl and that we wanted that particular head of state not to be embarrassed because we wanted him to remain the head of state.
Of course, the Clintons were busy rapin' and stealin' at the time, so I'm sure they missed the actual diplomatic reasons.

Posted by: dagny at April 24, 2017 09:39 PM (Mc+44)

433 Gaaaahhhhhhhhh!

What did we do to deserve that?

Posted by: Transgalactic Yoko Ono Appreciation Society, AoSHQ ColonyGaaa at April 24, 2017 09:40 PM (DMUuz)

434 Also, neither do I. When I hear people tearing a person's looks apart I sometimes think, I wonder what they'll say about me.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 09:34 PM (u8Ywb)


Well ...

... assuming you haven't had an entire Political Party pushing you ... and you haven't assumed you're the next Entitled Member of a Political Dynasty ...

I'll buy your first one.

But if you're being pushed upon us as the Next Big Thing We Must Support ...

... then fuck that. I'll pick that shit apart eight ways from Sunday. And the fact that you DON'T think that way is why people like you and people like me just don't have much common ground.

When I see a Future Tyrant - all I see is a future tyrant. Don't give two shits about the sexuality.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 24, 2017 09:40 PM (fiGNd)

435 It wasn't intended as disparagement of anyone here.
I just never want to go to a moron meet up if the women all have to be
size 5's who look 29. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2017 09:30 PM (fDdVG)

Forget about the size 5 - it's the 29 that's gonna kill us all.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 24, 2017 09:40 PM (tHwdc)

436 Sometimes a doughnut is just a doughnut.

Posted by: Shit Sigmund Freud Said, Vol. III at April 24, 2017 09:41 PM (sdi6R)

437
So the contrived controversy was Reagan was honoring Nazis, which obviously he disagreed and went ahead and made the visit.

Sounds like typical Democrat/fake news bullshit spearheaded by the leftist jewish ninnies.

Posted by: Soothsayer at 5 years old at April 24, 2017 09:41 PM (ENsfj)

438 My oldest at the age of 5 wrote everything backwards from right to left. He was a really good speller but his writing was messy as you would expect and you had to use a mirror to see it as it should be read.

Posted by: redbanzai at April 24, 2017 09:41 PM (FTXAT)

439 So, at 5, Chelsea could spell President, Nazi, and sincerely, almost spell cemetery, put quotation marks around The Sound of Music, but was too fucking stupid to not randomly alternate between capital and lowercase letters?

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at April 24, 2017 09:41 PM (Od+LM)

440 @407

His teacher had a great time with it. She really loved him. When he was in first grade, he wanted a lab coat for Christmas, so I found one, a women's size XXS, but it will went down to his ankles. He took it to school and kept it in his cubby. Whenever they started doing Science class, he went to his cubby, put on his lab coat, and did whatever they were doing, then put the lab coat back.

Teachers would come by the room, peek in the door, and ask his teacher "is he wearing the lab coat? Everyone loved watching him. He was very serious about science.

He did this in first, second and third grades. In fourth grade, his stupid teachers thought it was unfair for him to have a lab coat when no one else had a lab coat, so they didn't let him bring it. Instead of suggesting to him that he let others wear it once in a while, or realizing that the people in our community could afford $15 for a freaking lab coat if their kid wanted one, they sucked the specialness out of him to make things "fair".

I still wish I had flattened those two teacher's tires.

Posted by: MathMom at April 24, 2017 09:41 PM (mSbwX)

441 Bill Clinton met JFK in the White House in 1963,

-
And shortly after JFK was dead. Coincidence?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 24, 2017 09:42 PM (Nwg0u)

442 Sounds like typical Democrat/fake news bullshit spearheaded by the leftist jewish ninnies.

Posted by: Soothsayer at 5 years old at April 24, 2017 09:41 PM (ENsfj)

Oh trust me, they've been at it a long time. It's just never been this bad imho.

Posted by: Country Boy at April 24, 2017 09:42 PM (Jcg9Q)

443 My oldest at the age of 5 wrote everything backwards from right to left.

Hebrew School for that one.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 24, 2017 09:42 PM (6FqZa)

444 Posted by: ScoggDog at April 24, 2017 09:40 PM (fiGNd)

Believe you me, I was prepared to. I heard my mother in my ear and I felt ashamed.

I've had a tough week, I may be sensitive more so than normal.

Chelsea deserves it.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 09:42 PM (u8Ywb)

445 414 Dear President Clinton,

I watch the news every night with my mom and dad. What are blow jobs? They won't tell me.

I am 5.

Thanks,

Your Friend Bobby

Posted by: Bobby, 1998 at April 24, 2017 09:35 PM (qJhUV)




Boom.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2017 09:42 PM (LTHVh)

446 If we can point out how hideous Bruce Jenner is I don't see why we can't disparage the slovenly offspring of two of the sleaziest politicians out there.

Posted by: freaked at April 24, 2017 09:43 PM (BO/km)

447 "Reagan might not have known about it when he first accepted the invitation, but he knew well before he left the US for Germany."

See @305 331 FFS

Reagan didn't know when he committed, but damn well knew by the time he got there. IIRC the gravestones had SS markings, but they were covered in snow when Reagan's folks scoped the place in the winter

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 24, 2017 09:43 PM (bQxkN)

448 She probably wrote that letter. Hardly unprompted, but who cares? She's the annoying spawn of her more annoying parents.

Posted by: LASue at April 24, 2017 09:43 PM (CLKfs)

449
Question: is all the mail received by the president archived for the presidential library?

Or at least the sender's info and date recorded in a registry?

Posted by: Soothsayer at 5 years old at April 24, 2017 09:44 PM (ENsfj)

450 "... quotation marks... but was too fucking stupid to not randomly alternate between capital and lowercase letters?"

Close the thread.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 24, 2017 09:44 PM (fD1ST)

451 The visit to the cemetery was announced on 4/11. The visit took place on 5/5. In between, there was much discussion about it. No need to revise history.


Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 24, 2017 09:37 PM (R+30W)

Not revising, it was a diplomatic goof, where we agreed and then were made aware of the SS. I don't know exactly how long it was, but withdrawing would have embarrassed their head of state. I'm not too sure about your source material re Reagan as it could be a tad hysterical. They all went after him exactly with the same vigor and blame and conspiracy bs that they do with Trump.

Posted by: dagny at April 24, 2017 09:44 PM (Mc+44)

452 If that's the letter she sent to Reagan (and got no reply) why does she still have it?

Posted by: itsacookbook


Well, um, because ...

SNIPER FIRE!!!!

Posted by: Adriane the Sci Fi Critic ... at April 24, 2017 09:44 PM (AoK0a)

453 Dear Presnit Reagan,

My daddy's a philandering scumbag and my mother is a loveless crone.

Pleez help.

Posted by: Chelsee at April 24, 2017 09:44 PM (oVJmc)

454 446 If we can point out how hideous Bruce Jenner is I don't see why we can't disparage the slovenly offspring of two of the sleaziest politicians out there.
Posted by: freaked at April 24, 2017 09:43 PM (BO/km)

You can, go for it, I was still laughing at you guys which is just as bad.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 09:44 PM (u8Ywb)

455 I think Carter killed the Neutron bomb ... because it was so totally "immoral" to kill a bunch of savage lunatics but save their stuff. The rules state that if you kill a bunch of enemies you have to obliterate at least 73% of their stuff, too. It's in the book of international law.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 24, 2017 09:38 PM (zc3Db)

Thanks TPOP.....I just remember from that time that President Reagan was upgrading our nuclear umbrella in West Germany in particular and the Soviets didn't want it of course.

SS-20's come to mind on their side I think?

I remember all the peaceniks marching to and fro calling President Reagan the devil and war monger, etc, etc.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 24, 2017 09:45 PM (5VlCp)

456 Word, thanks for the response ignoramus. I was thinking he was just being romantic by way of saying that when she was at his place in the morning having donuts and tea, but yeah, that makes more sense.

Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 24, 2017 09:45 PM (nXCp4)

457 414 Dear President Clinton,



I watch the news every night with my mom and dad. What are blow jobs? They won't tell me.



I am 5.



Thanks,



Your Friend Bobby



Posted by: Bobby, 1998 at April 24, 2017 09:35 PM (qJhUV)

And, just to let you know, I never got a reply back either. What an asshole!

Posted by: Bobby, 2017 at April 24, 2017 09:45 PM (qJhUV)

458 There really should have been some kind of warning for entry to the photo.

Posted by: Malignantly aggrieved and economically useless at April 24, 2017 09:45 PM (oBuXO)

459 414...threadwinner
If whomever is promoting her will go to the extremes of inventing this shit
what won't they do?

Posted by: Beto Ochoa (@Beto_In_Austin) at April 24, 2017 09:45 PM (hCdMd)

460 Chelsea deserves it.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 09:42 PM (u8Ywb)


Difference One ... of many ... between Men and Women ...

Most Men see Men acting like Assholes ... as Assholes.

Most Women see Women acting like Assholes ... as Women.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 24, 2017 09:46 PM (fiGNd)

461 As all threads are gun threads, some eco fascist capped some rounds off at the UAH offices of prominent deniers Dr Christy and Dr Spencer.

Of course the trust fund loser used a 5.7mm, so tracking them down should not be hard.

Posted by: Jean at April 24, 2017 09:46 PM (zZb/S)

462 My friend used to work the white water circuit in Colorado 20 years ago. They catered to the elite. CC was on one of their trips. "Clueless spoiled brat" is how I believe she described her.

Also: not at all athletic. Huh. Who.would have thought/

Posted by: small town girl at April 24, 2017 09:46 PM (wrO39)

463 From this perspective, it's much Hillary's coup in the futures market, which was an obvious money-laundering dodge.

Make sense, or too paranoid?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2017 08:53 PM (SRKgf)

Of course it's a scam. Those "investors" were buying influence, and never had any expectation of a cash return on that "investment".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 24, 2017 09:46 PM (0deF2)

464 Hey Moron Horde, when Levon Helm says that if there's one thing in the whole wide world he sure does love to see, it's when 'that little girl of mine dips her donut in my tea," what do you think he's talking about?

Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 24, 2017 09:23 PM


dunno...I've always been perplexed (& strangely aroused) by that line

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 24, 2017 09:47 PM (KCxzN)

465
I believe she wrote the letter (with adult prompting and help). But I do not believe it was ever mailed.

I also believe chelsea believes it was mailed, tho.

Posted by: Soothsayer at 5 years old at April 24, 2017 09:47 PM (ENsfj)

466 Ackkkkk! Upon seeing the Medusa Clinton spawn, to quote the Animal Stanislaw Kuzawa, "I'm blind. Harry, I'm blind!"

Posted by: Locke Common at April 24, 2017 09:47 PM (uYg2X)

467
dEaR Mr. PrEsidenT,

My moMmy is drUnk agaiN and ranTing about daDDy's bimbos. Daddy tolD her to sHut her sTupid mouth. tHey Don't lOOk like vEry niCe peOple. HelP!


SiNCerlEy,

ChElsEa CliNTon

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 24, 2017 09:47 PM (auHtY)

468 I believe she wrote the letter (with adult prompting and help).

I don't. When Clintons lie, they speak their native tongue.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2017 09:48 PM (LTHVh)

469 Dear President Reagan,



I look just like Uncle Webster


Pleez help

Posted by: Beto Ochoa (@Beto_In_Austin) at April 24, 2017 09:48 PM (hCdMd)

470 "Erasing the mail from my illegal server
Laughing my ass off 'bout Chris Stevens' murder
Boxes of baby parts tied up with string
These are a few of my favorite things"

Whoooooooaaaah.

This is only frickin' hilarious and jawdroppingly great.

Dynamite, Insomniac, boom goes the. Some assembly required.

Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, still a Tigers fan at April 24, 2017 09:49 PM (1aMQH)

471
Dear President Reagan,

I look just like Uncle Webster

Pleez help
Posted by: Beto Ochoa


Better that then Uncle Fester

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2017 09:50 PM (IqV8l)

472 I remember all the peaceniks marching to and fro calling President Reagan the devil and war monger, etc, etc.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 24, 2017 09:45 PM (5VlCp)


Yep. The eurotrash were having mass protests every other day. It was kind of funny to watch. All the anti-nuke stuff was registering an 11 on the lefty whack list. And we had the lefty eurotrash wannabes, here, who started declaring their city blocks to be "nuke-free zones".

I still laugh thinking about it all.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 24, 2017 09:50 PM (zc3Db)

473 437
So the contrived controversy was Reagan was honoring Nazis, which obviously he disagreed and went ahead and made the visit.

Sounds like typical Democrat/fake news bullshit spearheaded by the leftist jewish ninnies.

Posted by: Soothsayer at 5 years old at April 24, 2017 09:41 PM (ENsfj)

++++

Kohl was doing the same thing that many Japanese leaders have been doing. That is, saying it's time to stop apologizing for the past. Just like Southerners in this country want to be able to honor those Confederate soldiers killed in the war, many in Japan and Germany feel the same about their soldiers who gave their lives for their country.

But, some can't accept that. If some guy in in Georgia want to show respect to his great-great-great grandfather (I'm not sure if that's the right number of greats and I don't want to do the math) who died in the Civil War, than someone has to get bent out of shape because of what the war was about instead of just letting the living pay their respects.

Kohl wanted to pay respects to the soldiers in that cemetery, and just because there were also 52 Nazis buried there shouldn't mean that nobody should ever visit that cemetery.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 24, 2017 09:50 PM (R+30W)

474 just came up on 'The Five'...

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 24, 2017 09:51 PM (b7fwp)

475 Surprised it's not written in letters torn from the newspaper.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 24, 2017 09:51 PM (+QhzW)

476 474 just came up on 'The Five'...
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 24, 2017 09:51 PM (b7fwp)

I saw that too.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 09:52 PM (u8Ywb)

477 *ONT is NOOD!*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 24, 2017 09:52 PM (6gk0M)

478 Democrats have the world view of a five year old, so this will probably make many think Chelsea is a political savant.

Posted by: LASue at April 24, 2017 09:52 PM (CLKfs)

479 Dear Mr. President,

I have seen Schindler's List. The Nazis don't look like very nice people. Please don't go to their cemetery.


Sincerely,

Chelsea Clinton

(I swearsies I wrote this at age 5 and sent it to Reagan and still have a copy of it)

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 24, 2017 09:52 PM (auHtY)

480 472
Yep. The eurotrash were having mass protests every other day. It was kind of funny to watch. All the anti-nuke stuff was registering an 11 on the lefty whack list. And we had the lefty eurotrash wannabes, here, who started declaring their city blocks to be "nuke-free zones".
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 24, 2017 09:50 PM (zc3Db)


And those are the exact same places now declaring themselves "sanctuary cities".

It's almost as if they don't consider themselves as part of America at all.

Posted by: rickl at April 24, 2017 09:52 PM (sdi6R)

481 It seems Chelsea Clinton's parents taught her that only nice people deserve graves. The Armenian Christians killed in genocide by the Ottoman Turks weren't buried; just tossed off cliffs to feed the birds. Chelsea never saw Mary Poppins? Of genocides, today's memorial coincides Ottoman Armenian with Third Reich Jews. Clinton policy? Tag them as deplorable. Then burn them. Burn them all. (Mt. Carmel near Waco, TX)

Posted by: maverick muse at April 24, 2017 09:53 PM (hCdMd)

482 Chelsea had mastered the use of the apostrophe at age 5?

I call bullshit! That's 80 years earlier than the average Democrat learns to spell, and 104 years earlier than they learn to think.

Seriously, you can tell the Clintons are not only con artists, but lazy, sloppy, and unimaginative con artists. That Oxford comma is for you, slick.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at April 24, 2017 09:53 PM (LeUrG)

483 if this dumb bint sent it to reagan, what the fuck is she doing with it? i call bullshit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 24, 2017 09:53 PM (KP5rU)

484 What is that smell?!

Smells like Web Hubbell got dysentery on a tuna boat.

Posted by: Stevie Wonder at April 24, 2017 09:54 PM (IZPbG)

485 My oldest at the age of 5 wrote everything backwards from right to left.



Hebrew School for that one.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 24, 2017 09:42 PM (6FqZa)




With his love of all things Japanese, I joked with his teacher that he wrote that way because he was a reincarnated ninja. He had been reading independently since he was three so it wasn't that he wasn't familiar with how English was written.

Posted by: redbanzai at April 24, 2017 09:54 PM (FTXAT)

486 Lost me at saying she watched Sound of Music as a 5 year old. Back then it was on network TV once a year starting at 8 or 9 PM. And don'the tell me a 5 yr old stays awake til the third hour to see Nazis misbehaving.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 24, 2017 09:54 PM (JyFLk)

487 Deer Misser Presdint,

What is a 'fucking Jew bastard?' Mommy says that.

Thanks.

Posted by: Chelsee at April 24, 2017 09:55 PM (oVJmc)

488 @407

I just went and got the letter. It was typed (spacing and spelling preserved). The text follows:

PRESIDENT CLINTON (the worst of course) by: (his name)

There are lots of presidents, CLINTON,WASHINGTON,LINCOLN,JEFFERSON,BUSH,KENNEDY and many more.But I think CLINTON is the worst! 1st he lies all the time, and he won't admit it! One of his lies was that he said that he said [sic] they they burned black churches in the state he was born in.But that state was a free state!His other lies I shouldn't talk about,but he is the worst!2ndHe's LUCKY he won the impeachment trial!That was just luck.I think they should have another trial and he should lose! And know [sic] he admited 2 of the lies (That is,AFTER the impeachment trial.) . By the way, Don't relect him !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: MathMom at April 24, 2017 09:55 PM (mSbwX)

489
I call the skin tone post mortem white.

Posted by: YIKES! at April 24, 2017 09:56 PM (t6XCL)

490 Dear Presadence Trumpf

Mi mom went protess u. I rite storee.

See Dick run. Sally hit Dick cuz Dick faskiss. Run Dick run.

Moldeeloks

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 24, 2017 09:57 PM (Nwg0u)

491 I never did understand why some people have to call "nood" when we're having a perfectly fine discussion on the current thread.

It's one thing when a thread is several hours old and everyone has run out of things to say, but that's not the case most of the time.

Posted by: rickl at April 24, 2017 09:57 PM (sdi6R)

492 Deaver made an advance trip to Germany during which he permitted himself to be shown around a graveyard by representatives of the German government while the graves were covered with snow, then, without checking up on just who happened to be buried there (quite a few members of the SS, as the world learned quickly enough), blithely agreeing to have the president visit the site on his upcoming visit. Once it became clear that Deaver had messed up, Helmut Kohl himself called Reagan, begging him to go through with the visit on the grounds that if he failed to do so the West German government would fall.

So, ok, perhaps there was warning, but not enough to keep from harming Helmut Kohl. The die was cast and the idiocy of the left, who would have been fine with harming WEST germany, not withstanding.


Posted by: dagny at April 24, 2017 09:57 PM (Mc+44)

493 And those are the exact same places now declaring themselves "sanctuary cities".

Exactly.

It's almost as if they don't consider themselves as part of America at all.

Posted by: rickl at April 24, 2017 09:52 PM (sdi6R)


I wish they weren't.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 24, 2017 09:58 PM (zc3Db)

494 Lost me at saying she watched Sound of Music as a 5 year old. Back then it was on network TV once a year starting at 8 or 9 PM. And don'the tell me a 5 yr old stays awake til the third hour to see Nazis misbehaving.

-
She was mommy's little bartender.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 24, 2017 09:59 PM (Nwg0u)

495 The idea of the wreath laying was to say to Germany, "That war is over and now we are friendly countries".

The Nazis were an irrelevant detail.

Posted by: Meremortal, weight weight at April 24, 2017 09:59 PM (3myMJ)

496 58
Amy Carter was a nuclear strategy planner.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2017 08:39 PM (IqV8l)

I believe he called it "nucular," despite being an alumnus of the Navy nuclear program.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 24, 2017 10:00 PM (jK8Z7)

497
Dear Mr. President,

I have seen Triumphen des Willens. Riefenstahl's filming is really good but the Nazis don't look like nice people. Please don't visit their cemetery.

Chelsea Clinton

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 24, 2017 10:01 PM (auHtY)

498 I don't know but Fen is a very good person and thinks we shouldn't make fun of Chelsea's appearance.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 09:20 PM (u8Ywb)

It's OK to mock Chelsea's appearance because the Left constantly pumps her up as a paragon of beauty, and of wisdom, neither attribute having any basis in fact.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 24, 2017 10:03 PM (0deF2)

499 AAAAAAAGHHHHHHH Brain bleach stat!!!!

Posted by: Stevie Wonder at April 24, 2017 10:05 PM (1CtvB)

500 According to the History Channel, it was only a controversy after he visited. Reagan did not know the tomb contained Waffen SS remains before he laid the wreath.


Posted by: redbanzai at April 24, 2017 09:20 PM (FTXAT)

History Channel got it wrong.

Posted by: Country Boy at April 24, 2017 09:21 PM (Jcg9Q)

In case anyone missed it: Waffen SS were "elite" soldiers. The Totenkopf SS ran the death camps.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 24, 2017 10:05 PM (0deF2)

501 Ugh, that FAAAAAAACE

Posted by: Carly Fiorina at April 24, 2017 10:08 PM (1CtvB)

502 If this is science, then the end of Western Civilization is upon us:

https://youtu.be/Wllc5gSc-N8

And keep in mind, this is a show geared towards kids as well as adults.

Posted by: mpthompson at April 24, 2017 10:16 PM (b0njJ)

503 It's well-known that Chelsea was named after the courageous Chelsea Manning ...

Posted by: ShainS at April 24, 2017 10:17 PM (ZcAbN)

504 439 So, at 5, Chelsea could spell President, Nazi, and sincerely, almost spell cemetery, put quotation marks around The Sound of Music, but was too fucking stupid to not randomly alternate between capital and lowercase letters?
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at April 24, 2017 09:41 PM (Od+LM)



She was practicing writing ransom notes.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2017 10:23 PM (SRKgf)

505 Thanks for this bit of history--I never knew Eleanor Roosevelt owned a bikini

Posted by: mkf at April 24, 2017 10:27 PM (BjQDH)

506 A left-leaning outlet just shredded the whole "Chelsea is now a thing" meme ... but it may be too late. Reporters are all in, and they won't be satisfied until the young Clinton proves she lacks even her momma's vaunted political chops.

Posted by: Christian Toto at April 24, 2017 10:33 PM (eTv0F)

507 And the boat? The boat she was on was named "The Chum Guzzler"

Posted by: Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at April 24, 2017 10:58 PM (xFkiy)

508 To quote Scotty from Star Trek IV:
"There be whales here!"

Chelsea is about as useful as tits on a boar hog and as smart as a bag of hammers. There's no way in hell she wrote that at age 5. I don't care what private school she went to or who her parents are.

I don't know which makes me gag more, that picture of her on a boat or the thought of her running for office.

Posted by: grizzledcoastie at April 24, 2017 11:08 PM (GV08/)

509 I don't know which makes me gag more, that picture of her on a boat or the thought of her running for office.

Posted by: grizzledcoastie at April 24, 2017 11:08 PM (GV08/)

For me, it's thinking of her eating some nice crispy fried chicken. She doesn't deserve it.

Posted by: Colonel Sanders at April 24, 2017 11:40 PM (n3hky)

510 Nice beluga pic. Hope it made it back in the water in time.

Posted by: The Editorial Board of National Geographic (Classic Edition) at April 25, 2017 12:26 AM (DcUt/)

511 Yeeeeeaah....... now i'm having Twilight Zone
flashbacks .... https://tinyurl.com/lw29qy4

Posted by: Corndog at April 25, 2017 02:17 AM (V2CIU)

512 Hey, let's not make fun of naked mole rats. Rufus was best pals with Ron Stoppable and Kim Possible, and I enjoyed watching him. Jeez.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9VGKRAoqMU

Posted by: jimmy958 at April 25, 2017 02:58 AM (nrtT9)

513 If she mailed that letter to Ronald Reagan 32 years ago, how is it that she still has it in her possession?

Posted by: jbspry at April 25, 2017 03:25 AM (IhKmM)

514 No creases from the letter being folded to fit in an envelope. Unless it was mailed in a Manila envelope, it never left the Clinton's possession.

Posted by: ProphetofDumb at April 25, 2017 04:57 AM (K6ONP)

515 If they give them paid time off for Antifa rallies then they sh Update be legally liable for them rioting 'on the job' at Antifa rallies.

Posted by: Rdm at April 25, 2017 06:18 AM (DFtoc)

Trump to Open Atlantic Ocean to Oil Exploration; May Finally Overturn Ban on Drilling in the Alaska National Wilderness Reserve (ANWR)

Remember ANWR?

That's not actually on the table, yet, but Trump has directed the DOE to review Obama's various bans on oil exploration, including in national parks.

First reported by Axios, the 'Executive Order Implementing an America-First Offshore Energy Strategy' would initiate a review of the locations available for off-shore oil and gas exploration.

The executive order would also look into the regulations currently governing off-shore oil and gas exploration, as Trump has continually promised to kill off business-curbing rules.

...


Beyond offshore drilling, Trump's executive orders will target some of President Obama's national parks designations made, as labeling areas a national monument makes them off-limits to drilling, fishing and mining.


By the way: You know who doesn't want Alaska pumping out oil?

Putin.

And Saudi Arabia.

Low oil prices are objectively good for the American economy and good for its foreign policy goals -- most major oil exporters are hostile or at best frenemies, and being able to open the spigots whenever we want to send a message would be a terrific piece of foreign policy leverage that also amounts to putting money in American pockets.

Posted by: Ace at 07:30 PM




Comments

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1 The oily bird gets the worm.

Posted by: CMU VET at April 24, 2017 07:22 PM (C+wjz)

2 Drill Donnie, drill!

Posted by: Sarah P. at April 24, 2017 07:23 PM (bc2Lc)

3 Glad thats over

Posted by: Skip at April 24, 2017 07:24 PM (Ot7+c)

4
Hitler also extracted oil from national parks.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 07:24 PM (shCrB)

5 Content

Posted by: gNewt at April 24, 2017 07:24 PM (L8slQ)

6 right on

Posted by: concrete girl at April 24, 2017 07:25 PM (PWNxU)

7 By the way: You know who doesn't want Alaska pumping out oil?

Putin.

And Saudi Arabia.

And Leftists ( fixed it for you)

Posted by: Skip at April 24, 2017 07:25 PM (Ot7+c)

8
Are we at the point in this development when the Left gives Tillerson the Haliburton treatment?

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 07:26 PM (shCrB)

9 I missed fracking first.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 24, 2017 07:26 PM (nlbfN)

10
Isn't it obvious that Exxon is the real president?

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 07:26 PM (shCrB)

11 Atlantic?

Better idea: Drill off the Pacific coast and tell California, Oregon, and Washington to go pound sand if they try to stop it by declaring it to be "interstate commerce".

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 24, 2017 07:27 PM (rUIbB)

12 Drill baby drill

Posted by: Sarah Palin at April 24, 2017 07:27 PM (DpOmP)

13 Happy Earth Day everybody!

Posted by: President Donald J. Trump at April 24, 2017 07:27 PM (qJhUV)

14 Are we at the point in this development when the Left gives Tillerson the Haliburton treatment?




The left, at some point, has to realize no one gives a shit what they think anymore.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 07:27 PM (HBKaX)

15 Drill baby drill

Posted by: Sarah Palin at April 24, 2017 07:27 PM (DpOmP)

13 Happy Earth Day everybody!

Posted by: President Donald J. Trump at April 24, 2017 07:27 PM (qJhUV)


Drill me, baby! Drill!!!!!!

Posted by: Gaia at April 24, 2017 07:27 PM (rUIbB)

16 Alaska is a greasy bitch.

Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at April 24, 2017 07:27 PM (r58H0)

17 Here comes the gang up on Tillerson by the end of the week.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 24, 2017 07:28 PM (89T5c)

18 "You know who doesn't want Alaska pumping out oil?"

Hitler?

Oh shit, I think for once that actually isn't the answer.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 24, 2017 07:28 PM (uuwor)

19 #winning!

Trump should put out a chart saying just how much land, especially in the West, the Feds have commandeered from purportedly semi-sovereign states. That is, that they have stolen. Letting Alaska steal some of it back should be a no-brainer.

Also mention that if the rich California liberals don't like it, they are free to hand over some of their Montana ranches to the Feds to make up the difference.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 24, 2017 07:29 PM (6FqZa)

20 Drill me, baby! Drill!!!!!!
Posted by: Gaia



Drill me, baby! Drill!!!!!!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 24, 2017 07:29 PM (HBKaX)

21
If Ace tweeted "It's nice to know that Big Oil is in charge at the White House" it would be retweeted a 100K times by the Left.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 07:29 PM (shCrB)

22 "You know who doesn't want Alaska pumping out oil?"

Hitler?

Oh shit, I think for once that actually isn't the answer.
--
you made me laugh.

Posted by: shibumi at April 24, 2017 07:30 PM (FkAXz)

23
Is Trump Exxon's Puppet President?

Coming soon on fake news...

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 07:30 PM (shCrB)

24 Also mention that if the rich California liberals don't like it, they are free to hand over some of their Montana ranches to the Feds to make up the difference.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo



As someone upthread said, "Fuck 'em. Interstate commerce".

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 07:31 PM (HBKaX)

25 Better idea: Drill off the Pacific coast and tell California, Oregon, and Washington to go pound sand if they try to stop it by declaring it to be "interstate commerce".
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 24, 2017 07:27

The land based stuff is so much cheaper and safer.

We ought to hit ANWR like an ISIS mountain hideout.

Also aren't some states blocking shale production? Like Utah maybe?

Posted by: TexasDan at April 24, 2017 07:31 PM (O88H/)

26 Is Trump Exxon's Puppet President?


Coming soon on fake news...
--

thanks for the headline!

Posted by: MSNBC at April 24, 2017 07:31 PM (FkAXz)

27 Just give the vsst majority of fed.land back to the states. Fucking feds can't manage it anyway.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 24, 2017 07:31 PM (89T5c)

28 How many billions of barrels of Winning! will we pull out of Gaia's ass?

Posted by: Roy at April 24, 2017 07:31 PM (fWLrt)

29 Sigh. We'll need bigger cups.

Posted by: Bill Nye the Back Door Guy at April 24, 2017 07:31 PM (Tyii7)

30 Wait, this means the market will have more choices and will decide where to drill based on expected return.

Revolutionary!

Posted by: Meremortal, weight weight at April 24, 2017 07:32 PM (3myMJ)

31 We ought to hit ANWR like an ISIS mountain hideout.




Pump ANWR like a MILF.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 07:32 PM (HBKaX)

32
Keep money out of the Saud families hands and they won't be able to afford to export their version of islam all over the world. The most violent extremist version.

Win, win, win, win, win.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 24, 2017 07:32 PM (HTdUD)

33 Think we'll see any lefties chain themselves to something over this?

Posted by: josephistan at April 24, 2017 07:32 PM (ANIFC)

34
I did notice a 15 cent spike in gas this week.

Was it the usual Holiday Weekend Gouge by the Shits at Big Oil?

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 07:32 PM (shCrB)

35 You know who else wanted oil?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 24, 2017 07:33 PM (NBHj5)

36 Bacon wrapped Caribou filets - half off next week.

Posted by: Roy at April 24, 2017 07:33 PM (fWLrt)

37 Drill me, baby! Drill!!!!!!

Posted by: Gaia

Drill me, baby! Drill!!!!!!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 24, 2017 07:29 PM (HBKaX)


How many guys here would forgo sticking their penis into a random hole in the dirt for a chance to bang Amy Schumer?

Thought so.

Posted by: Hole-y f**k at April 24, 2017 07:33 PM (rUIbB)

38 Science for Oil!

Posted by: Bill Nye the Back Door Guy at April 24, 2017 07:34 PM (Tyii7)

39 sounds sexy.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 24, 2017 07:34 PM (2qHjF)

40 You know who else wanted oil?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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Crap. Should have read #4.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 24, 2017 07:34 PM (NBHj5)

41 33 Think we'll see any lefties chain themselves to something over this?
Posted by: josephistan at April 24, 2017 07:32 PM (ANIFC)


An anchor, hopefully.

Posted by: rickl at April 24, 2017 07:34 PM (sdi6R)

42 Yeah, about that 70 miles of National Park land that we ceded to the cartels in Arizona.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2017 07:34 PM (/P46o)

43 Is Exxon Valdez an illegal alien???

Posted by: andycanuck at April 24, 2017 07:34 PM (nlbfN)

44 34
I did notice a 15 cent spike in gas this week.


When is Trump going to eliminate the dozens of different summer gas blends? Isn't one enough?

Posted by: Roy at April 24, 2017 07:34 PM (fWLrt)

45
A federal judge will stop this. You all realize that, yes?

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 07:35 PM (shCrB)

46
Screw the Caribou. Dirll Alaska.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 24, 2017 07:35 PM (NBHj5)

47 If environmentalists really cared about the environment, they would want ANWR to keep pushing oil through the Alaskan Pipeline, because if it doesn't get enough, it will become a true man-made ecological disaster...

Posted by: phreshone at April 24, 2017 07:35 PM (DpOmP)

48 Oiled and lubed is how I want my houseboy, not my planet

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at April 24, 2017 07:36 PM (DpOmP)

49
35 You know who else wanted oil?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 24, 2017 07:33 PM (NBHj5)

College girls on Spring Break.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 24, 2017 07:36 PM (2qHjF)

50 Dirll Alaska.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
------------

'Dirll'?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 24, 2017 07:36 PM (NBHj5)

51 41 33 Think we'll see any lefties chain themselves to something over this?
Posted by: josephistan at April 24, 2017 07:32 PM (ANIFC)

An anchor, hopefully.
Posted by: rickl at April 24, 2017 07:34 PM (sdi6R

Maybe we'll get more of those entertaining highway protests.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 24, 2017 07:36 PM (O88H/)

52 A federal judge will stop this. You all realize that, yes?

Eh, it's still kinda fun and nostalgic to pretend this is still a republic.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 24, 2017 07:36 PM (Tyii7)

53 I did notice a 15 cent spike in gas this week.

Was it the usual Holiday Weekend Gouge by the Shits at Big Oil?

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 07:32 PM (shCrB)


Think it's a regular occurrence at this time of year as the refining mix changes.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 24, 2017 07:36 PM (4HbHy)

54 I agree we should allow the leg work for oil exploration in some national parks because it's a long process, but I would not allow actual drilling right now in light of the other confirmed untapped oil fields we have.

Also dirt cheap oil is not good for our economy either as the profit margin is slim now. Expensive to remove that black gold , Texas tea.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 24, 2017 07:36 PM (IDPbH)

55 A federal judge will stop this. You all realize that, yes?

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 07:35 PM (shCrB)


You have to admit a unitary judicial Federal government is more efficient!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 24, 2017 07:37 PM (gwPgz)

56 I can see Ethanol -Free from my house.

Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at April 24, 2017 07:37 PM (r58H0)

57 If oil wasn't bad enough, they are going to go after natural gas next, fun fact, the US has decreased Co2 while other countries don't. I suggest democrats have to breath China air if they are so good.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 24, 2017 07:37 PM (6Ll1u)

58 ANWR stands for Arctic National Wildlife Refuge

Posted by: the dandy at April 24, 2017 07:37 PM (lVK3L)

59 'Dirll'?

Tough to type in a thread like this, where we're one-handed

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 24, 2017 07:37 PM (6FqZa)

60 ACKKKK!!! THIPPPP!!!!!

Posted by: Loiuse Menschugana at April 24, 2017 07:37 PM (GgzGa)

61 45
A federal judge will stop this. You all realize that, yes?

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 07:35 PM (shCrB)

The Best Interest Of The Country Standard.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 24, 2017 07:37 PM (2qHjF)

62 We need to build something related to oil up in Alaska if just to get all the lefty human-haters to chain themselves to some rock on the North Slope. It doesn't even have to be a real project just something to get the lefties up there and then we can pack up and leave them there. We should leave signs out there saying "Bulldozing Will Commence Tomorrow" just to make sure the lefties stay. By November the world would be rid of a bunch of useless lefties.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 24, 2017 07:38 PM (zc3Db)

63 Tell me more about the long shaft entering the round buttocks earth

Posted by: Bill Nye at April 24, 2017 07:38 PM (DpOmP)

64 "Think we'll see any lefties chain themselves to something over this?"

You just gave me an idea. You know how there are skateboard parks? Cities should commission "Protest Parks" with convenient posts with rings so protestors can chain themselves up.

Citizens can provide the tomatoes.

Posted by: Meremortal, weight weight at April 24, 2017 07:38 PM (3myMJ)

65 heh heh, Ace said 'pump'....


Posted by: Beavis at April 24, 2017 07:39 PM (8iiMU)

66 My memory is failing me tonight.

Didn't the JEF want to give some obscure island or something to Pooty Poot? Something near Alaska?

*bonks head with fist*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 07:39 PM (PY9jH)

67 Like to see a sit-in near Prudhoe Bay.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 24, 2017 07:39 PM (4HbHy)

68 Think we'll see any lefties chain themselves to something over this?

Posted by: josephistan at April 24, 2017 07:32 PM (ANIFC)


Damn!! I should have known that one of you would have already hit on this.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 24, 2017 07:39 PM (zc3Db)

69 Fucking wingnuts just won't let me save the world!

Posted by: Bill Nye the Scientology Guy, like Tom and John at April 24, 2017 07:39 PM (HgMAr)

70 stands for Arctic National Wildlife Refuge
Posted by: the dandy at April 24, 2017 07:37 PM (lVK3L)

Ain't Nothing Without Ricky.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 24, 2017 07:40 PM (2qHjF)

71 Citizens can provide the tomatoes.

We'll bring the carrots.

Posted by: Radical Lutherans at April 24, 2017 07:40 PM (Tyii7)

72 Dirll- Whatsamatter? You didn't recognize the Slavic accent?

Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2017 07:40 PM (/P46o)

73 Cheap oil is still great for us. Hurts certain types of domestic production but overall a win.

Anything that makes the Saudius and Russia fruitlessly pump their wells dry in an effort to stay viable economically is a win for the entire planet.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 24, 2017 07:40 PM (O88H/)

74 The envirotards in my town may well kill themselves en masse over the off-shore drilling.

So much #Winning.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 07:40 PM (PY9jH)

75 >>> Also aren't some states blocking shale production? Like Utah maybe?

New York, I think.

Here on the Mass/NH border there is opposition to a gas pipeline. Eejits.

Posted by: fluffy at April 24, 2017 07:41 PM (jw2Xw)

76 stands for Arctic National Wildlife Refuge

Posted by: the dandy at April 24, 2017 07:37 PM (lVK3L)


So, you're saying that that's where all of the "refugees" should go?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 24, 2017 07:41 PM (zc3Db)

77 Expect to see photoshopped penguins, forlornly gazing into the abyss from atop an oily, melting ice floe.

Yes, the left is that stoopid.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 24, 2017 07:41 PM (v5iqM)

78 will be difficult to get Gaia's consent.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 24, 2017 07:41 PM (2qHjF)

79 ANWR stands for Arctic National Wildlife Refuge
Posted by: the dandy


Correct!

Posted by: Soledad O'Brien's Earpiece at April 24, 2017 07:41 PM (pbkWd)

80 70 stands for Arctic National Wildlife Refuge
Posted by: the dandy at April 24, 2017 07:37 PM (lVK3L)

Ain't Nothing Without Ricky.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 24, 2017 07:40 PM (2qHjF)

Sigh.

Posted by: Zombie Lucille Ball at April 24, 2017 07:41 PM (ANIFC)

81 "most major oil exporters are hostile or at best frenemies"

This myth again? Virtually all our oil is from North America.

Posted by: Derbererd at April 24, 2017 07:41 PM (BsAO6)

82 200 quatloos on Dirll Thrall Palin to kill all opponents.

Posted by: pulsating giant brain with green as its team color at April 24, 2017 07:41 PM (nlbfN)

83 You know who else didn't like drilling off Alaska?

Jumpin. I'm like the 78 millionth person to think of that joke...crap....

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 24, 2017 07:42 PM (CPk08)

84 Thank goodness. I just got home and didn't want to comment on that last thread. Give me Wilderness Oil Reserves any time.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 24, 2017 07:42 PM (dFi94)

85 Think it's a regular occurrence at this time of year as the refining mix changes.
---

"Unexplained biweekly/triweekly/daily price hike due to refinery shutdown for maintenance, gas blend changes, supply line disruptions or instability in the middle east."

Choose one or all.

Posted by: shibumi at April 24, 2017 07:42 PM (FkAXz)

86 This is my brother, Dirll, and my other brother, Dirll.

Posted by: larry at April 24, 2017 07:42 PM (nlbfN)

87 Posted by: TexasDan at April 24, 2017 07:40 PM (O88H/)

Who are you going to get to pump out that oil at a potential loss?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 24, 2017 07:42 PM (IDPbH)

Posted by: dirll at April 24, 2017 07:42 PM (nlbfN)

89 The environuts in my state (many of my fellow coasties, sigh) successfully kept an oil pipeline out of here.

As we all know, transporting oil and other flammables is so much safer using trains.

*eyes rolling out of head*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 07:43 PM (PY9jH)

90 Expect to see photoshopped penguins, forlornly gazing into the abyss from atop an oily, melting ice floe.

Yes, the left is that stoopid.




Ooooh! I'd love to see arctic penguins!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 07:43 PM (HBKaX)

91 If Dirill Dies We Riot

Posted by: josephistan at April 24, 2017 07:43 PM (ANIFC)

92 As Glenn Reynolds says, Faster, please.

Posted by: User name cannot be blank at April 24, 2017 07:43 PM (CEU4j)

93 Who are you going to get to pump out that oil at a potential loss?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 24, 2017 07:42 PM (IDPbH)


That's a job for Elon Musk. He'll have the world's first oil company that operates at a loss but has a market cap greater than the GDP of Spain.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 24, 2017 07:44 PM (zc3Db)

94 ANWR stands for Arctic National Wildlife Refuge


Posted by: the dandy at April 24, 2017 07:37 PM (lVK3L)

I thought that was the guy in Egypt who made nice with the Joooosssss?????

Posted by: LIVs everywhere at April 24, 2017 07:44 PM (Jcg9Q)

95 Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 24, 2017 07:44 PM (zc3Db)

Heh

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 24, 2017 07:44 PM (IDPbH)

96 . We should leave signs out there saying "Bulldozing Will Commence Tomorrow" just to make sure the lefties stay. By November the world would be rid of a bunch of useless lefties.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
------------

Sounds like a plan.

Posted by: Polar bears, bulking up for the winter at April 24, 2017 07:44 PM (OdK9v)

97 Haven't all the polar bears drowned by now? At least the workers at ANWR won't have to worry about getting eaten.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 07:44 PM (PY9jH)

98 VERY OT:

Deep Purple has a new album out and a video.

Their lead singer looks like Benjamin Franklin.

Yes, you read that correctly.

Posted by: shibumi at April 24, 2017 07:45 PM (FkAXz)

99 Ooooh! I'd love to see arctic penguins!

Posted by: rickb223


The penguins at the north pole are so endangered it brings tears to my eyes.

Posted by: Leftist 'F' Student in Geography at April 24, 2017 07:45 PM (HTdUD)

100 How about dropping food as fuel?

Posted by: Skip at April 24, 2017 07:45 PM (Ot7+c)

101 How come we never got some state circuit court judge to strike down Obama's drilling bans nationwide?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2017 07:46 PM (LTHVh)

102 The Paolo, he does not like all this additional drilling.

Posted by: Paolo at April 24, 2017 07:46 PM (CP954)

103 Fox Business says gasoline prices will continue to go up even as the price of oil goes down.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2017 07:46 PM (IqV8l)

104 I think at the minimum we should triple our Strategic Oil Reserves.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 24, 2017 07:46 PM (IDPbH)

105 I wanna hear Ben Franklin sing Space Trucking.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 24, 2017 07:47 PM (89T5c)

106 How come we never got some state circuit court judge to strike down Obama's drilling bans nationwide?
--
We own ALL the circuit court judges

Posted by: The DNC at April 24, 2017 07:47 PM (FkAXz)

107 This myth again? Virtually all our oil is from North America.


It's fungible.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2017 07:48 PM (LTHVh)

108 Unless we ban exports.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2017 07:48 PM (LTHVh)

109 Fox Business says gasoline prices will continue to go up even as the price of oil goes down.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2017 07:46 PM (IqV8l)

=====

You may thank the EPA and 40+ seasonal blends for that.

Posted by: Uber Lyft Driver at April 24, 2017 07:48 PM (KGvVb)

110 How come we never got some state circuit court judge to strike down Obama's drilling bans nationwide?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2017 07:46 PM (LTHVh)


A federal judge did strike down Barky's offshore drilling ban - right after the feds had totally fucked up everything about the Deep Horizon fire and leak. Barky ignored him. He issued Barky a contempt citation. Barky framed it and hung it in the Oval Office bathroom.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 24, 2017 07:48 PM (zc3Db)

111 Democracy dies in the brownout...

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 24, 2017 07:48 PM (CPk08)

112 Heh, you know what Trump is doing right now?

He's having dinner with the McCains and the Grahams.

Posted by: Meremortal, weight weight at April 24, 2017 07:48 PM (3myMJ)

113 Have any of these enviromentalists done a study on Penguin farts. A 100,000 penguins standing in one place farting would be an ice melter.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2017 07:49 PM (/P46o)

114 Heh, you know what Trump is doing right now?



He's having dinner with the McCains and the Grahams.

Posted by: Meremortal, weight weight at April 24, 2017 07:48 PM (3myMJ)


We know there's not a Mrs. Graham. Does Lindsey have a husband?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 07:49 PM (PY9jH)

115 Heh, you know what Trump is doing right now?

He's having dinner with the McCains and the Grahams.

Posted by: Meremortal, weight weight at April 24, 2017 07:48 PM (3myMJ)


I hope he brought a long spoon.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 24, 2017 07:49 PM (zc3Db)

116 Dirll- Whatsamatter? You didn't recognize the Slavic accent?
Posted by: Ben Had
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If dirll is disallowed, then the terrorists have already won.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 24, 2017 07:49 PM (OdK9v)

117 This is my brother, Dirll, and my other brother, Dirll.

Youse can just call me Johnson.

Posted by: Mr. Johnson at April 24, 2017 07:49 PM (Tyii7)

118 I'm watching Underworld Awakening. Heavy makeup and vinyl, oh my.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2017 07:49 PM (LTHVh)

119 Heh, you know what Trump is doing right now?

He's having dinner with the McCains and the Grahams.

Posted by: Meremortal, weight weight at April 24, 2017 07:48 PM (3myMJ)

I hope he's flinging food at them with his fork.

Posted by: Country Boy at April 24, 2017 07:49 PM (Jcg9Q)

120 Ben Had.. I think I missed you due to the fact I got willowed. I made a men's bracelet if you are still interested click on my nic to take you the shop and see if you like it. Just a model, we can tweak it.

Cloyd..if you still here thank you and thanks for the nice review.

Sorry.. I will leave now.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at April 24, 2017 07:50 PM (CNHr1)

121 This move just proves that Trump is literally Putin's stooge. This is going to give Putin a pretext to invade and take over Europe and given what Trump said a year and a half ago about NATO it is clear that this is what Trump wants because Trump is a Russian stooge.

Posted by: Louise Mensch at April 24, 2017 07:50 PM (FqgrG)

122 Trump should challenge McLame to a game of rock, scissors, paper.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 07:50 PM (PY9jH)

123
Deep Purple has a new album out and a video.

Their lead singer looks like Benjamin Franklin.


Tea in the water...

Posted by: Boston Tea Partiers at April 24, 2017 07:50 PM (IqV8l)

124 OT: can anyone give me any special thing that woman baseball analysts bring? I mean, the ones that aren't stacked.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 24, 2017 07:51 PM (+QhzW)

125


LET THE SCIENCE POUR OUT OF THE FUCKING GROUND!!!!

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzzy at April 24, 2017 07:51 PM (/uzc3)

126 Can I sue Al Gore now?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 24, 2017 07:51 PM (5VlCp)

127 "Drill her!!!"

Posted by: Publius Redux at April 24, 2017 07:51 PM (72Jvf)

128
The penguins at the north pole are so endangered it brings tears to my eyes.
Posted by: Leftist 'F' Student in Geography
------------

Idiot. 100% of the penguins are in the Southern hemisphere.

Posted by: Kneel Grassy Tyson at April 24, 2017 07:52 PM (OdK9v)

129 LAY THAT PIPE!! DRIVE IT HOME!!!!

Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at April 24, 2017 07:53 PM (r58H0)

130 It's time for finger-painting again! This time, please do try to use the paint provided... and although it's not lead paint it's still not edible.

Posted by: Louise Mensch's nurse at April 24, 2017 07:53 PM (6FqZa)

131


"Deep Purple has a new album out and a video."

My woman from the old folks home, she makes me pee.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzzy at April 24, 2017 07:53 PM (/uzc3)

132 I wanna hear Ben Franklin sing Space Trucking.
--
No you don't.

British Ben Franklin can no longer hit the high notes. All high screams are now replaced by screeching guitars.

It's sad. Like watching your dad/grandad up on stage.

Posted by: The DNC at April 24, 2017 07:53 PM (FkAXz)

133 I think at the minimum we should triple our Strategic Oil Reserves.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth




Remember, 900 million barrels of oil was just recently found in Texas.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 07:53 PM (HBKaX)

134 Tea in the water...

Dirtroad Star

Posted by: Mr. Johnson at April 24, 2017 07:53 PM (Tyii7)

135 The penguins at the north pole are so endangered it brings tears to my eyes.
Posted by: Leftist 'F' Student in Geography
------------

Idiot. 100% of the penguins are in the Southern hemisphere.

Posted by: Kneel Grassy Tyson at April 24, 2017 07:52 PM (OdK9v)

Racist!! Sexist!! Homophobe!! Cisgender meanie!!

Posted by: Country Boy at April 24, 2017 07:54 PM (Jcg9Q)

136 He's just going to let state owned Russian companies do the drilling just you watch!

Posted by: Rick Wilson at April 24, 2017 07:54 PM (FqgrG)

137 Remember, 900 million barrels of oil was just recently found in Texas.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 07:53 PM (HBKaX)

I think we should keep it for ourselves. Just in case.

Posted by: Country Boy at April 24, 2017 07:54 PM (Jcg9Q)

138 >>> 100% of the penguins are in the Southern hemisphere.

What about zoos?

Posted by: fluffy at April 24, 2017 07:54 PM (jw2Xw)

139
My woman from the old folks home, she makes me pee.
--

hahahahahhahahahaha

breath

hahahahahahahha!!!!

Posted by: The DNC at April 24, 2017 07:55 PM (FkAXz)

140 But... But... But... I was told by our God-Emperor that we can't drill our way out of this.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 24, 2017 07:55 PM (CKGym)

141 LOL.

DNC sock off.

Posted by: shibumi at April 24, 2017 07:55 PM (FkAXz)

142 Heh, you know what Trump is doing right now?

He's having dinner with the McCains and the Grahams.

Posted by: Meremortal, weight weight at April 24, 2017 07:48 PM (3myMJ)


I hope he's giving them my "Enthusiasms" speech

Posted by: Al Capone at April 24, 2017 07:55 PM (DpOmP)

143 I hope he's giving them my "Enthusiasms" speech
--

I was thinking more "Euthanasia" speech.

Posted by: shibumi at April 24, 2017 07:56 PM (FkAXz)

144 "Deep Purple has a new album out and a video."

My woman from the old folks home, she makes me pee.



Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzzy at April 24, 2017 07:53 PM (/uzc3)

That's gonna make me giggle the rest of the night.

Read somewhere once that Deep Purple is Putin's favorite band.

Posted by: Country Boy at April 24, 2017 07:57 PM (Jcg9Q)

145 Remember, 900 million barrels of oil was just recently found in Texas.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 07:53 PM (HBKaX)

I think we should keep it for ourselves. Just in case.
Posted by: Country Boy



Would help finance TEXIT.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 07:57 PM (HBKaX)

146 I saw ANWR open up for GWAR! at the PNC Center

Posted by: Bruce Dickenson at April 24, 2017 07:57 PM (DpOmP)

147 Science- my cows only produce plant methane farts,
Penguins produce animal protein farts.

Suck it you enviromentalists.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2017 07:57 PM (/P46o)

148 Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 07:49 PM (PY9jH)

You are quite right, Graham is flying solo.

And maybe commando.

Posted by: Meremortal, weight weight at April 24, 2017 07:58 PM (3myMJ)

149 So the only politician in America that obviously isn't bought and paid for is President. Enjoy these years, folks.

Posted by: Mega at April 24, 2017 07:58 PM (1CtvB)

150 I hope he's giving them my "Enthusiasms" speech

I'm fond of the swim with the fishes speech.

Posted by: Zombie Luca Brasi at April 24, 2017 07:58 PM (Tyii7)

151 The grizzly bears will rise up to resist this. I saw a Dumbledore's Army facebook post with a t-shirt depicting this so its like science bro.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at April 24, 2017 07:59 PM (FqgrG)

152 That's gonna make me giggle the rest of the night.

Read somewhere once that Deep Purple is Putin's favorite band.
Posted by: Country Boy


You know who else likes Deep Purple? That's right, Trump!
Can the collusion be any clearer folks??

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 07:59 PM (HBKaX)

153 Posted by: shibumi at April 24, 2017 07:56 PM (FkAXz)



You must not remember "The Untouchables"

Posted by: Al Capone at April 24, 2017 07:59 PM (DpOmP)

154 It's almost like walling off all these natural resources is a way to create artificial scarcity and keep prices high....

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 24, 2017 07:59 PM (oVJmc)

155 Trump should challenge McLame to a game of rock, scissors, paper.
-------

With a real rock.

Posted by: Mega at April 24, 2017 07:59 PM (1CtvB)

156 If Lindsey Graham's vagina has a voice I bet it lisps.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 24, 2017 08:00 PM (97XyN)

157 Holy crap. DNC operative says on Carlson, "Comey was in synch with the Russians".

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 24, 2017 08:00 PM (OdK9v)

158 Maryland has banned fracking.

But, I would argue that a State has that right.

And Maryland enjoys the taste of penis, so it's not like we are evil.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 24, 2017 08:00 PM (J+eG2)

159 144
Read somewhere once that Deep Purple is Putin's favorite band.
Posted by: Country Boy at April 24, 2017 07:57 PM (Jcg9Q)


I thought it was Fats Domino.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IV4IjHz2yIo

Posted by: rickl at April 24, 2017 08:01 PM (sdi6R)

160 You want to see virtue signaling? Watch the March for Armenian genocide in LA, they are all there. Do they care beyond potential votes? I don't think so.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 24, 2017 08:01 PM (6Ll1u)

161 PDT could never be a Buddhist because he is kicking a lot of sacred cows in the ass.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2017 08:02 PM (/P46o)

162 Me? I like the going to the mattresses speech. *giggle*

Posted by: Miss Lindsey at April 24, 2017 08:02 PM (Tyii7)

163 When the deep purple falls
Over sleepy garden walls
And the stars begin to twinkle
In the night
In the mist of a memory
You wander all back to me
Breathing my name with a sigh


Wrong Deep Purple?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 24, 2017 08:04 PM (OdK9v)

164 Heh, you know what Trump is doing right now?

He's having dinner with the McCains and the Grahams.

Posted by: Meremortal, weight weight at April 24, 2017 07:48 PM (3myMJ)



Grahams? Miss Lindsay brought a date? A gentleman acquaintance perhaps?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 24, 2017 08:04 PM (auHtY)

165 I thought it was Fats Domino.

Posted by: rickl at April 24, 2017 08:01 PM (sdi6R)


Chubby Checker > Fats Domino

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 24, 2017 08:04 PM (zc3Db)

166 This thread about drilling Palin? Don't mind if I do!

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at April 24, 2017 08:04 PM (TDJsa)

167 Remember, 900 million barrels of oil was just recently found in Texas.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 07:53 PM (HBKaX)

I think we should keep it for ourselves. Just in case.
Posted by: Country Boy



Would help finance TEXIT.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 07:57 PM (HBKaX)

*fistbump*

Posted by: Country Boy at April 24, 2017 08:04 PM (Jcg9Q)

168 >>>LAY THAT PIPE!! DRIVE IT HOME!!!!

:::patents his idea for SexCheerleader smartphone app:::

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 24, 2017 08:05 PM (7h4Fr)

169 Trump is a master at rope a dope.

"Hey, look over here"

BAM !

Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at April 24, 2017 08:05 PM (r58H0)

170 Remember, 900 million barrels of oil was just recently found in Texas.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 07:53 PM (HBKaX)


Hey! I just lost 900 million barrels of oil. Give it back.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 24, 2017 08:05 PM (zc3Db)

171 and being able to open the spigots





Don't get involved with Spigot. He'll make you all sorts of promises and you'll end up losing your soul for all of your troubles.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 24, 2017 08:05 PM (auHtY)

172 Ask your kids what they know about the ottoman empire,

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 24, 2017 08:06 PM (6Ll1u)

173 Tucker opens his new time slot with a former Clinton advisor who claims Trump was a Russian agent who then flipped on the Kremlin after getting elected.

Dunno about you, but I call that 'Winning'.

Posted by: gewa76 at April 24, 2017 08:06 PM (f4GSC)

174 Ace:

"Remember ANWR?"

Drunk people ask,

"ANWR? 'S'dat?"

Posted by: zombie at April 24, 2017 08:06 PM (DQ4Fv)

175 Tucker opens his new time slot with a former Clinton advisor who claims Trump was a Russian agent who then flipped on the Kremlin after getting elected.

Dunno about you, but I call that 'Winning'.
Posted by: gewa76
------------------

Heh. He said that the Russians made a bad deal.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 24, 2017 08:07 PM (OdK9v)

176 Their will be no oil drilling in the city limits of Brattleboro regardless if Trumps wants it or not !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at April 24, 2017 08:08 PM (WmgTn)

177 >>> Ask your kids what they know about the Ottoman Empire

Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople.

Posted by: They Might Be Giants at April 24, 2017 08:08 PM (jw2Xw)

178 Tucker opens his new time slot with a former Clinton advisor who claims
Trump was a Russian agent who then flipped on the Kremlin after getting
elected.


Well, we believe him.

Posted by: John Titor and George Snoory at April 24, 2017 08:09 PM (Tyii7)

179 Holy crap. DNC operative says on Carlson, "Comey was in synch with the Russians".

Isn't it amazing that the losers have such a convenient scapegoat for their failure? It's almost like they invented them for this whole 'Skeery Russians in the Cupboard' excuse they have now.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 24, 2017 08:09 PM (oVJmc)

180 Help me out here-

"This land is your land
This land is my land
From the sky blue waters to the ???
This land was made for you and me.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2017 08:09 PM (/P46o)

181 You want to see virtue signaling? Watch the March for Armenian genocide in LA, they are all there. Do they care beyond potential votes? I don't think so.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby


Hmm, not exactly that. The Armenian genocide is slightly more weighty an issue than, say, funding for Planned Parenthood or some amorphous status of Science ( tm ).

The disposal of 1.5 million humans and that history is slightly more significant an event than just moar funding for leftist ventures in bureaucracy.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 24, 2017 08:10 PM (GgzGa)

182 149 So the only politician in America that obviously isn't bought and paid for is President. Enjoy these years, folks.
Posted by: Mega at April 24, 2017 07:58 PM (1CtvB)


This was Franklin's argument for wealth being a requirement for federal office: if you were rich enough, you were less likely to be bought.

I'm not exactly a big Trump fan, but it is unlikely the bugger can be bought. So that's a pretty good plus.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 24, 2017 08:10 PM (CPk08)

183 I just bought a fabulous new Ottoman at IKEA!

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton tweets at April 24, 2017 08:10 PM (FqgrG)

184 172 Ask your kids what they know about the ottoman empire,
=====

That's when Daddy puts his feet up and proclaims that it is time for dinner.

Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at April 24, 2017 08:10 PM (r58H0)

185 Mr. President, I'd like you to meet my roommate Ron.

We just live together to save money.

......and his hand is in my pocket to grab a stick of gum.

........it's moving vigorously back and forth because that gum gets lost down there sometimes.

Posted by: Lindsay Graham at April 24, 2017 08:11 PM (TDJsa)

186 180 Help me out here-

"This land is your land
This land is my land
From the sky blue waters to the Ordovician hydrocarbons
This land was made for you and me.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2017 08:09 PM (/P46o)

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 24, 2017 08:11 PM (CPk08)

187 I'm not exactly a big Trump fan

There's still time! *hic*

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at April 24, 2017 08:12 PM (Tyii7)

188 I'm sorry we never acknowledged the Armenian genocide. We were too busy attacking Israel and getting butt fucked by the Russians at the UN to get around to it.

Posted by: Samantha Power at April 24, 2017 08:12 PM (FqgrG)

189 Ask your kids what they know about the ottoman empire,

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 24, 2017 08:06 PM (6Ll1u)




Dick van Dyke: Don't get me started on those damn ottomans

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 24, 2017 08:12 PM (auHtY)

190 " emergency! emergency! everyone to get from street! "

Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at April 24, 2017 08:12 PM (r58H0)

191 I'm a highway handicap parking decal star!.....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 24, 2017 08:13 PM (5VlCp)

192
There's still time! *hic*
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at April 24, 2017 08:12 PM (Tyii70

Dream fuckin' on, bitch.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 24, 2017 08:13 PM (CPk08)

193 I used to drill "The Wildlife Reserve" every time Moochelle was out of town...

Posted by: Reggie Love at April 24, 2017 08:13 PM (DpOmP)

194 Ottoman? Where? Is it white? Can I sit on it?

Posted by: Obese naked man at April 24, 2017 08:14 PM (TDJsa)

195 Ask your kids what they know about the ottoman empire,

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 24, 2017 08:06 PM (6Ll1u)


Probably more than they know about the Austro-Hungarian empire, which chances are that they never even heard of.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 24, 2017 08:14 PM (zc3Db)

196 We had penguins at the north pole but Exxon killed them all. /s

Posted by: Bosk at April 24, 2017 08:14 PM (n2K+4)

197 We need a law that the state must control at least 50% of its land to be considered a state. If the Feds control more than 50%, it reverts to being a territory. Since the Feds haven't seen a piece of land in the west that they don't covet, it would turn most of the western states into territories.

Posted by: notsothoreau at April 24, 2017 08:14 PM (5HBd1)

198 Ready to projectile vomit?

Get a bucket.

How does the Berkeley police spend its time, money and training resources?

Preparing for a possible "active-shooter" terror attack by Trump-supporting wingnuts against the all-Muslim "Zaytuna Institute" Marxist madrassa run by Hatem Bazian:

http://www.berkeleyside.com/2017/04/24/ muslim-college-hosts-active-shooter-drill-paramedics-berkeley-police/

Look in particular at all the photos of Islamic/communist radical students play-acting as victims with fake blood after an imagined wingnut shoots up the place, as real Berkeley police clear the building in a training exercise.

No words.

Posted by: zombie at April 24, 2017 08:15 PM (DQ4Fv)

199 180 Help me out here-

"This land is your land
This land is my land
From the sky blue waters to the Ordovician hydrocarbons
This land was made for you and me.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2017 08:09 PM (/P46o)


Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 24, 2017 08:11 PM (CPk0

New York highlands? I can't remember.

Posted by: Country Boy at April 24, 2017 08:15 PM (Jcg9Q)

200 Ass Not Weathered Right.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 24, 2017 08:15 PM (2qHjF)

201 I call my mine an otto"woman" now. And I drew boobies on it with a magic marker.

Posted by: "Caitlyn" Jenner at April 24, 2017 08:15 PM (TDJsa)

202 151 The grizzly bears will rise up to resist this. I saw a Dumbledore's Army facebook post with a t-shirt depicting this so its like science bro.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at April 24, 2017 07:59 PM (FqgrG)

I saw Dumbledore's Army open for The Goo Goo Dolls at Universal Amphitheater


Posted by: kbdabear at April 24, 2017 08:16 PM (AOrEZ)

203 197 We need a law that the state must control at least 50% of its land to be considered a state. If the Feds control more than 50%, it reverts to being a territory. Since the Feds haven't seen a piece of land in the west that they don't covet, it would turn most of the western states into territories.
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 24, 2017 08:14 PM (5HBd1)


What a great idea!!

Posted by: Chuck Schumer at April 24, 2017 08:16 PM (CPk08)

204 Of course you're kids know about the Austrio/ Hungry stuff, right?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 24, 2017 08:17 PM (6Ll1u)

205 How does the Berkeley police spend its time, money and training resources?

Banging donuts?

Posted by: That deplorable guy who always asks... at April 24, 2017 08:17 PM (Tyii7)

206 I'm gonna go sulk for a few minutes. Nobody laughed at my Sadat joke.

Posted by: Country Boy at April 24, 2017 08:17 PM (Jcg9Q)

207 This land is your land, this land is my land
From California to the New York Island
From the Redwood Forest, to the Gulf stream waters
This land was made for you and me

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at April 24, 2017 08:17 PM (CNHr1)

208 "From California to the New York Island"

Well I got two out of three words right. What do I win?

Posted by: Country Boy at April 24, 2017 08:18 PM (Jcg9Q)

209 There are no trophy's for participation Country Boy.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at April 24, 2017 08:19 PM (CNHr1)

210 Just saw this on Carlson. Nordstrom jeans, a bargain:
http://tinyurl.com/l9dtofg

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 24, 2017 08:20 PM (OdK9v)

211 Thank you DeplorableJewelles45. That was going to drive me bats.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2017 08:20 PM (/P46o)

212 207 Nope. The original lyrics are something like:

This land is your land, this land is my land
From hardwood lumber to Ordovician hydrocarbons
From prairie livestock, to Midwest legume crops
This land was made for you and me

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 24, 2017 08:20 PM (CPk08)

213 Look in particular at all the photos of Islamic/communist radical students play-acting as victims with fake blood after an imagined wingnut shoots up the place, as real Berkeley police clear the building in a training exercise.

Posted by: zombie at April 24, 2017 08:15 PM (DQ4Fv)

While Bay Area police forces worry about MAGA hat wearing terrorists..

40-60 Teens Storm BART Train, Rob Passengers

http://tinyurl.com/kakc88h

Posted by: kbdabear at April 24, 2017 08:20 PM (AOrEZ)

214 Ready to projectile vomit?


Get a bucket.


How does the Berkeley police spend its time, money and training resources?


Preparing for a possible "active-shooter" terror attack by Trump-supporting wingnuts against the all-Muslim "Zaytuna Institute" Marxist madrassa run by Hatem Bazian:


http://www.berkeleyside.com/2017/04/24/ muslim-college-hosts-active-shooter-drill-paramedics-berkeley-police/


Look in particular at all the photos of Islamic/communist radical students play-acting as victims with fake blood after an imagined wingnut shoots up the place, as real Berkeley police clear the building in a training exercise.


No words.
---

They need some psych meds.

And by some psych meds, I mean elephant strength Lithium, stat.

Posted by: shibumi at April 24, 2017 08:21 PM (FkAXz)

215 How does the Berkeley police spend its time, money and training resources?

Preparing for a possible "active-shooter" terror attack by Trump-supporting wingnuts against the all-Muslim "Zaytuna Institute" Marxist madrassa run by Hatem Bazian:



The Berkeley police are worthless scum. The whole city ought to burn down around them

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 24, 2017 08:21 PM (auHtY)

216 Here are the full lyrics:

http://www.woodyguthrie.org/Lyrics/This_Land.htm

Posted by: rickl at April 24, 2017 08:21 PM (sdi6R)

217 197 We need a law that the state must control at least 50% of its land to be considered a state. If the Feds control more than 50%, it reverts to being a territory. Since the Feds haven't seen a piece of land in the west that they don't covet, it would turn most of the western states into territories.
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 24, 2017 08:14 PM (5HBd1)


Well except for the fact that your idea would guarantee a permanent filibuster proof majority for Dems, i love it.

Posted by: #neverskankles at April 24, 2017 08:21 PM (ZYbzd)

218 Geesze. Jenner looks like...a sideshow attraction.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 24, 2017 08:22 PM (OdK9v)

219 Remember ANWR?

I remember Gabrielle ANWR dancing with Al Pacino in Scent of a Woman

Posted by: kbdabear at April 24, 2017 08:22 PM (AOrEZ)

220 G-D I want to puke

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 24, 2017 08:22 PM (SjImc)

221
The Berkeley police are worthless scum. The whole city ought to burn down around them

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 24, 2017 08:21 PM (auHtY)

Not cops. Pigs.

Posted by: Country Boy at April 24, 2017 08:22 PM (Jcg9Q)

222
Ooooh! I'd love to see arctic penguins!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 07:43 PM (HBKaX)






You wanna feel how hard I can punch?

Posted by: Tallahassee at April 24, 2017 08:23 PM (cuZZW)

223 Remember ANWR?

I remember The Maine and The Alamo

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 24, 2017 08:23 PM (SjImc)

224 G-D I want to puke
Posted by: Nevergiveup
--

Jenner, right?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 24, 2017 08:23 PM (OdK9v)

225 198 Ready to projectile vomit?

Get a bucket.

How does the Berkeley police spend its time, money and training resources?

Preparing for a possible "active-shooter" terror attack by Trump-supporting wingnuts against the all-Muslim "Zaytuna Institute" Marxist madrassa run by Hatem Bazian:

http://www.berkeleyside.com/2017/04/24/ muslim-college-hosts-active-shooter-drill-paramedics-berkeley-police/

Look in particular at all the photos of Islamic/communist radical students play-acting as victims with fake blood after an imagined wingnut shoots up the place, as real Berkeley police clear the building in a training exercise.

No words.
Posted by: zombie at April 24, 2017 08:15 PM (DQ4Fv)

Obviously they are terrified of @BakedAlaska.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 24, 2017 08:23 PM (2qHjF)

226 AAS- 1950's version as compared to your 2010 version.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2017 08:23 PM (/P46o)

227 >>> 210 Just saw this on Carlson. Nordstrom jeans, a bargain:

Great reviews.

Posted by: fluffy at April 24, 2017 08:23 PM (jw2Xw)

228 213 Look in particular at all the photos of Islamic/communist radical students play-acting as victims with fake blood after an imagined wingnut shoots up the place, as real Berkeley police clear the building in a training exercise.

Posted by: zombie at April 24, 2017 08:15 PM (DQ4Fv)

While Bay Area police forces worry about MAGA hat wearing terrorists..

40-60 Teens Storm BART Train, Rob Passengers

http://tinyurl.com/kakc88h
Posted by: kbdabear at April 24, 2017 08:20 PM (AOrEZ)


That's meta.

Posted by: rickl at April 24, 2017 08:23 PM (sdi6R)

229 Bruce is looking pretty sweet.... Puke

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 24, 2017 08:23 PM (P/kVC)

230 G-D I want to puke
Posted by: Nevergiveup
--

Jenner, right?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 24, 2017 08:23 PM (OdK9v)

And my wife's cooking but yeah Jenner. LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 24, 2017 08:23 PM (SjImc)

231 218 Geesze. Jenner looks like...a sideshow attraction.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 24, 2017 08:22 PM (OdK9v)

That's what I was thinking. For the split second I saw her/him/it before I switched back to the Weather Channel.

Posted by: antisocialist at April 24, 2017 08:23 PM (W2wn0)

232 The development of these resources, much like a border wall is ten years away!

Posted by: Johnny McMaverick, ten fucking years ago! at April 24, 2017 08:23 PM (TNQMS)

233 Ask your kids what they know about the Ottoman Empire

Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople.

Posted by: They Might Be Giants at April 24, 2017 08:08 PM (jw2Xw)


That's nobody's business but the Turks!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 24, 2017 08:24 PM (gwPgz)

234 Well I went walking
That river of steelworks
I saw above me
Exhaust plume rainbows
I saw below me
That golden valley
If you don't like that go and fuck yourself.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 24, 2017 08:24 PM (CPk08)

235 Preparing for a possible "active-shooter" terror attack by Trump-supporting wingnuts against the all-Muslim "Zaytuna Institute" Marxist madrassa run by Hatem Bazian:


Hell, half of the members of "Zaytuna Institute" are probably active shooters.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2017 08:24 PM (SRKgf)

236 220 G-D I want to puke
Posted by: Nevergiveup


I warned you to get a bucket!

Posted by: zombie at April 24, 2017 08:25 PM (DQ4Fv)

237 "The National Parks are an oily pimple on the face of this once great nation and I intend to pop and extract all the oily reserves they hoard in their greasy pustules." -President Trump

The man is a poet.

Posted by: Dang at April 24, 2017 08:25 PM (8b+oT)

238 does anyon REMEMBER when BRUCE JENNER was in a tank top on a box of WHEATIES???

Posted by: mortwing plover at April 24, 2017 08:25 PM (r58H0)

239 Young Turks?

Posted by: #neverskankles at April 24, 2017 08:25 PM (ZYbzd)

240 Holy shit! Bruce Jenner is fucking cray-cray! Why Tucker Carlson invited him on his first show is beyond me?!

Posted by: Very Irredeemably Undude at April 24, 2017 08:25 PM (2X7pN)

241 Look in particular at all the photos of Islamic/communist radical students play-acting as victims with fake blood after an imagined wingnut shoots up the place, as real Berkeley police clear the building in a training exercise.

Posted by: zombie at April 24, 2017 08:15 PM (DQ4Fv)

While Bay Area police forces worry about MAGA hat wearing terrorists..

40-60 Teens Storm BART Train, Rob Passengers

http://tinyurl.com/kakc88h
Posted by: kbdabear at April 24, 2017 08:20 PM (AOrEZ)

That's meta.
Posted by: rickl


IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE ZOMBIE GOT THAT STORY ONTO DRUDGE EARLIER!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at April 24, 2017 08:26 PM (66CWr)

242 To be fair, Brittany Pettinone looks like a homicidal Muslim killing ticking time bomb. Mosques should be terrified in Berkley.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 24, 2017 08:26 PM (2qHjF)

243 Posted by: rickl at April 24, 2017 08:23 PM (sdi6R)

It's abundantly clear that California really needs to get on board that high speed rail project.

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 24, 2017 08:26 PM (gwPgz)

244 No problem Ben. Hate it when I can't remember something that I should have no problem remembering. Just happens to be a very favorite of mine. Learned it in elementary school. I wonder if they even do that anymore? Sing I mean. I remember having a certain amount of time set aside every day just for singing.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at April 24, 2017 08:26 PM (CNHr1)

245 Let's hear it for Mark Green!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2017 08:26 PM (IqV8l)

246 238 does anyon REMEMBER when BRUCE JENNER was in a tank top on a box of WHEATIES???
Posted by: mortwing plover at April 24, 2017 08:25 PM (r58H0)

Yes.
Those were the days. When men were men and...well, they were MEN.

Posted by: antisocialist at April 24, 2017 08:27 PM (W2wn0)

247 re: zombie's link: There is this quote in the article that pixy doesn't like when i paste it.

upshot is that the founder of the madrassa in the drill was one of the names searched by the Orlando shooter.

The implication is that the islamist Orlando shooter searched a madrassa thinking about shooting it up.

No other options out there for why a muslim would look up a madrassa. None.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 24, 2017 08:27 PM (yL25O)

248 Why Tucker Carlson invited him on his first show is beyond me?!

Posted by: Very Irredeemably Undude at April 24, 2017 08:25 PM (2X7pN)


I heard Tucker say earlier today in an interview that Jenner was an existing booking and not his choice!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 24, 2017 08:27 PM (gwPgz)

249 does anyon REMEMBER when BRUCE JENNER was in a tank top on a box of WHEATIES???

Posted by: mortwing plover
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Now Jenner has a fake top and a box of... inverted penis.

Posted by: Dang at April 24, 2017 08:27 PM (8b+oT)

250 Get the pecker wrecker out and finish the job!

Posted by: Very Irredeemably Undude at April 24, 2017 08:28 PM (2X7pN)

251 NGU- I have to tell you that your "sigh" in your comments is the most expressive comment I have ever seen.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2017 08:28 PM (/P46o)

252 We could have used those Berkeley cops in San Bernardino not that long ago.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 24, 2017 08:28 PM (IDPbH)

253
I heard Tucker say earlier today in an interview that Jenner was an existing booking and not his choice!
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 24, 2017 08:27 PM


He has no say so as to who appears on his own show?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2017 08:28 PM (IqV8l)

254 124 OT: can anyone give me any special thing that woman baseball analysts bring? I mean, the ones that aren't stacked.
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 24, 2017 07:51 PM (+QhzW)



They keep my blood pressure from dropping down to 120/80.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2017 08:30 PM (SRKgf)

255 Why Tucker Carlson invited him on his first show is beyond me?!
-----
It's because his name is Tucker and Jenner was a tucker. It's marketing, man. Marketing.

Posted by: Dang at April 24, 2017 08:30 PM (8b+oT)

256 He has no say so as to who appears on his own show?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2017 08:28 PM (IqV8l)


Jenner is more of a "what" than a "who" these days. And I wouldn't be surprised if James "Pussy Girl" Murdoch pushed for the Jenner spot.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 24, 2017 08:30 PM (zc3Db)

257 Nood Princess Clinton.

Also there's a new thread about Chelsea.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 24, 2017 08:30 PM (8nWyX)

258 Maybe Lindsey Graham is bringing Mama Graham as his "dinner date".

Posted by: washrivergal at April 24, 2017 08:31 PM (Ivjge)

259 Jenner. Im meh about the whole thing.

Posted by: #neverskankles at April 24, 2017 08:31 PM (ZYbzd)

260 Maybe Jenner can get a Ball Park franks endorsement.

Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at April 24, 2017 08:31 PM (r58H0)

261 I heard Tucker say earlier today in an interview that Jenner was an existing booking and not his choice!
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 24, 2017 08:27 PM

He has no say so as to who appears on his own show?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2017 08:28 PM


Much like the guest, it was transitioning.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 24, 2017 08:31 PM (66CWr)

262 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2017 08:28 PM (IqV8l)

It sounded like he was honoring the commitment made to Jenner for a time slot Tucker didn't control when the offer to Jenner was made, so it's pretty much a one-off (I hope).

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 24, 2017 08:31 PM (gwPgz)

263 247 re: zombie's link: There is this quote in the article that pixy doesn't like when i paste it.

upshot is that the founder of the madrassa in the drill was one of the names searched by the Orlando shooter.

The implication is that the islamist Orlando shooter searched a madrassa thinking about shooting it up.

No other options out there for why a muslim would look up a madrassa. None.
Posted by: TexasDan


EXACTLY!!

The Orlando shooter self-evidently researched the top imam of the Zaytuna Institute because he was looking for Islamic guidance on his rampage. The implication that the Orlando shooter had a list of possible targets, which included:

- a gay nightclub
and
- an extremist Islamic madrassa

is patently absurd. He went to the Zaytuna Web site because he agreed with them!

Posted by: zombie at April 24, 2017 08:31 PM (DQ4Fv)

264 238: Yes. I am of the age that we had the box of Wheaties in the kitchen cupboard. We didn't save it as a collectors item, just ate the cereal. It is sad to me that the drive to be famous that led to the decathalon medal went off the rails and led to the ex Kardashian spouse wreck.

Posted by: PaleRider at April 24, 2017 08:31 PM (eASYU)

265 33 Think we'll see any lefties chain themselves to something over this?
Posted by: josephistan at April 24, 2017 07:32 PM (ANIFC)



Cinder blocks, to protest against drilling in the ocean?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2017 08:31 PM (SRKgf)

266 253
I heard Tucker say earlier today in an interview that Jenner was an existing booking and not his choice!
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 24, 2017 08:27 PM

He has no say so as to who appears on his own show?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2017 08:28 PM (IqV8l)

Possibly not, since this was really short notice. Could be that Jenner was already scheduled to appear on O'Reilly, and since there's no "O'Reilly" for him/her/it to appear on, Tucker had to take one for the team, so to speak.

Posted by: antisocialist at April 24, 2017 08:31 PM (W2wn0)

267 That PewDiePie Is a loose cannon and will probably kill a bunch of Muslims in a Berkley Mosque.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 24, 2017 08:32 PM (2qHjF)

268 NGU- I have to tell you that your "sigh" in your comments is the most expressive comment I have ever seen.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2017 08:28 PM (/P46o)

Ya mean when I let loose with a string of expletives that is not expressive? LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 24, 2017 08:32 PM (SjImc)

269 Thank God that shit is over. Painful!

Posted by: Very Irredeemably Undude at April 24, 2017 08:32 PM (2X7pN)

270 Ya see, my last name is Tucker and my next guest got tired of tucking his penis up between his butt crack, *makes face* so he had it cut off and stuffed up inside his body, *makes another face* so he used to be a tucker, but I still am. I'm Tucker Carlson. *long pause* Holy shit. *makes most grimaced face yet*

Posted by: Tucker Carlson at April 24, 2017 08:34 PM (8b+oT)

271 NGU- No that sigh does more than any expletive could ever do.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2017 08:35 PM (/P46o)

272 Think we'll see any lefties chain themselves to something over this?

Posted by: josephistan
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*raises paw*

Posted by: Polar Bear at April 24, 2017 08:36 PM (8b+oT)

273 264 238: Yes. I am of the age that we had the box of Wheaties in the kitchen cupboard. We didn't save it as a collectors item, just ate the cereal. It is sad to me that the drive to be famous that led to the decathalon medal went off the rails and led to the ex Kardashian spouse wreck.

Posted by: PaleRider at April 24, 2017 08:31 PM (eASYU)

The clown on the Kaboom box looked less freakish than Jenner does now.

Posted by: kbdabear at April 24, 2017 08:36 PM (AOrEZ)

274 The grizzly bears will rise up to resist this. I saw a Dumbledore's
Army facebook post with a t-shirt depicting this so its like science
bro.




Didn't you see the ads? They all drowned. Sad.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 08:37 PM (PY9jH)

275 Maybe Jenner can get a Ball Park franks endorsement.

Posted by: Mortimer
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"Remember when your mom would split wienies open and put cheese in them... " -Jenner's first Ballpark Franks commercial. Tagline: Make the cut.

Posted by: Dang at April 24, 2017 08:39 PM (8b+oT)

276 Holy shit, Bruce Jenner is a fuckin freak.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 24, 2017 08:41 PM (kTF2Z)

277 Le NOOD


It's here

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 24, 2017 08:42 PM (J+eG2)

278 Ironically, there's an old Night Court rerun on right now.

Dan's old friend comes back and is now a tranny.

1985.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 24, 2017 08:47 PM (oVJmc)

279 hurray .. cheap energy is good for US, especially good for the poorer.

clean coal ..hurray ... good for America ... US, Illinois especially, is the Saudi Arabia of coal. Dig it Baby.

Ethanol ... hurray ... (play the needle scratching across the record soundbite) ... ummm. OK, I support the ethanol thingy cuz it supports food production. I know you morons think it is only about BigAg and Monsanto ... but the family farm is in danger, and the ag kids all are moving to the city.

That big red area on voter maps is turning bluer as fewer farmers or bigger money buys up family farms by the day. THIS should be a concern, even though I will die on my little place without child and nothing will influence my life much (physically). Yet I am surrounded by families with kids that have no interest in staying ... and what happens if farms and all land goes "corporate"?

Drill baby drill yes. Farm baby farm, maintain those rural communities ... tradition, food production ... kinda essential. Just something to consider, as I was speaking to my planter guy ... who happens to be a chemistry major who chose to farm, whose wife is a surgeon that wants to move to the Carribean when their kid goes to college in a couple years. He says he ain't going. But how many will stay to farm?

It is another issue to consider ... food ... and the land. Of what else is America made? Ethanol used up some of the excess food production ... supported prices a little. Some other ideas are welcome ... local horticulture projects, sure maybe, I have some ideas. Leftist regimes collapse when they don't support their farmers ... Zimbabwe ... South Africa ... Venezuela?

Just a thought ... but yes, drill baby drill. HURRAY.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 24, 2017 08:53 PM (TmCOq)

280 275
Maybe Jenner can get a Ball Park franks endorsement.



Posted by: Mortimer
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As long as he stays away from the nice crispy fried chicken, I don't care.

Posted by: Colonel Sanders at April 24, 2017 08:54 PM (n3hky)

281 From the article about the drillin':

"local communities of all political stripes pushed back, fearing another Deepwater Horizon disaster.."

Said ongoing disaster being the direct and near total fault of the foppish, ineffectual, half interested pseudo man that was our purported President at the time.

Pfffft. Just have em drill off Florida, China's been doing it for a while.

Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, still a Tigers fan at April 24, 2017 08:57 PM (1aMQH)

282 Better idea: Drill off the Pacific coast and tell California, Oregon, and Washington to go pound sand if they try to stop it by declaring it to be "interstate commerce".

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 24, 2017 07:27 PM (rUIbB)

Not against the idea, but the Pacific coast has fewer geological targets to drill, given the current state of knowledge.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 24, 2017 09:03 PM (0deF2)

283 I recall the ANWR nonsense well - my mom's coworker challenged me to an email debate. For a month I studied up on it, I got frequent emails asking when my email fleshing out my side was coming... finally I sent my 4000-word draft, rough, but all the points there. No response to this day.
The upshot is there is absolutely no reason not to drill ANWR and every reason to drill.

Posted by: JCL at April 24, 2017 09:09 PM (knARk)

284
282 Better idea: Drill off the Pacific coast and tell California, Oregon, and Washington to go pound sand if they try to stop it by declaring it to be "interstate commerce".

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 24, 2017 07:27 PM (rUIbB)

Not against the idea, but the Pacific coast has fewer geological targets to drill, given the current state of knowledge.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 24, 2017 09:03 PM (0deF2)

Actually, it would be cool to drill on the fault line off Washington's coast, cause a major fault failure, and create a new island. Call it the other other Washington.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at April 24, 2017 09:22 PM (e1mEI)

285 Holy shit! Bruce Jenner is fucking cray-cray! Why Tucker Carlson invited him on his first show is beyond me?!

Posted by: Very Irredeemably Undude at April 24, 2017 08:25 PM (2X7pN)

So that everyone who views the show can see for themselves just how batshit crazy he is?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 24, 2017 09:26 PM (0deF2)

286 ANWR is the biggest bunch of barren land you could ever imagine. It's colder than hell and unlike the propaganda fed to you by the anti-capitalist Left, who'd prefer that we all drive hairshirts called hybrids (I'm renting one and it's pokier than hell) or bikes like the ChiComs, it isn't teeming with life.

I was once stationed in Alaska and knew folks who'd been there.

We need all of the oil we can get. Every time the price goes down, our Gulf Arab "friends" have less money to spend on Ferraris, banging yacht sluts like Tara Reid and Lindsay Lohan, building more madrassas and funding terrorists and their activities.

It also doesn't help Putin's efforts to rebuild the old Soviet military and puts the hurt on our "friends" in Iran, who only want nuclear power for peaceful purposes. At least that's what Bath House Barry, the community organizer told us.

Posted by: grizzledcoastie at April 24, 2017 11:16 PM (GV08/)

287 DID WE NEED TO SEE THAT?

Posted by: torabora at April 25, 2017 12:53 AM (0+2tr)

#Science Now Says You're Gay and Transsexual

Two related bits of stupid:

A tranny is now claiming that people who have a preference for real men or real women are guilty of "cissexism." We've been counting down to the moment where it's officially a mainstream idea on the left that you must have gay sex, upon demand, to prove you're not homophobic, and while that idea has been pushed for a while now (as I've mentioned, I've heard from parents of younger kids that they believe if they are "straight only" that means they're bigots), and every year the media turns out a new sob story about a "transgirl" who's very upset and hurt that straight boys don't want to be with another boy with a penis, but I'd mark today as an important day in our collective sexual journey.

Why conservatives don't embarrass progressive politicians by straight-up asking them this question -- is a 15 year old boy a "bigot" if he's not interested in having sex with a trans "girl"? -- I don't know. It could just be that conservatives get a bit flustered by publicly speaking about sex. But if this is the left's push, then I want every Democrat to answer this question definitively.

Meanwhile, "Bill Nye the Science Guy" -- or is it Bill Nye the Science Pyrsyn on a Spectrum of Discovery? -- has minor YouTube/cable celebrity Rachel Bloom shake her tits and ass proclaiming that #Science says you're gay.

And by the way, I don't think this woman is funny. She's just halfway stacked, so men applaud when she does anything where she sings something kind of dirty.

Would anyone have ever heard of this woman if she wasn't a D cup and fond of demonstrating that fact? She's just doing geexploitation -- geeks are horny and like girls with bewbs, especially those who cynically play to them by offering the illusion of attainability.

Posted by: Ace at 06:26 PM




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1 Wat?

Posted by: Bosk at April 24, 2017 06:19 PM (n2K+4)

2 I saw that earlier.

What a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: rickl at April 24, 2017 06:20 PM (sdi6R)

3 #Almost Live says Bill Nye is gay.

Posted by: LASue, now even more deplorable! at April 24, 2017 06:20 PM (CLKfs)

4 Personally this makes me feel so cheated by SMOD2016

Posted by: phreshone at April 24, 2017 06:20 PM (DpOmP)

5 And in other news, Soddom and Gomora's Come-back Tour has been cancelled.

Their agent said the market was just too crowded. Refunds will be first come, first serviced.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 24, 2017 06:20 PM (GgzGa)

6 So I can be a lesbian now?

Cool!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 24, 2017 06:21 PM (zsHGH)

7 Oh wow top ten?

Posted by: Country Boy - Michigan exile at April 24, 2017 06:21 PM (Jcg9Q)

8 Okay. So why are we listening to these people again?

Posted by: tu3031 at April 24, 2017 06:21 PM (qJhUV)

9 We're all gay now???

God damn it. Fire Island will be overcrowded this summer

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at April 24, 2017 06:22 PM (DpOmP)

10 We live in incredibly stupid times.

Posted by: steevy at April 24, 2017 06:22 PM (r/0kC)

11 D-Cup!

D-Cup!

Posted by: Zombie Tattoo at April 24, 2017 06:22 PM (f7W3D)

12 "as I've mentioned, I've heard from parents of younger kids that they believe if they are "straight only" that means they're bigots"

This has to be the minority minority point of view.

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 24, 2017 06:22 PM (SIY7D)

13 Normally I wouldn't think to ask, but does this Rachel Bloom person have a dick?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 24, 2017 06:22 PM (8ZskC)

14 I'm confused.

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at April 24, 2017 06:23 PM (HgMAr)

15 So, they've finaly proven Crocs are Gay?

Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2017 06:23 PM (f7W3D)

16 Let them continue to call normal people names.

That'll get them everything they want.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at April 24, 2017 06:23 PM (/o9Qk)

17 What the hell did I just watch? Sexuality spectrum????

Posted by: IC at April 24, 2017 06:23 PM (a0IVu)

18 What.The.Hell.Was.That ?!?!

Posted by: Chipster at April 24, 2017 06:23 PM (rYo4c)

19 you must have gay sex, upon demand, to prove you're not homophobic
===

Yeah who saw that coming.

#theremainingsane

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 24, 2017 06:24 PM (fLMbU)

20 My gender specific self is blowjob centric, that may change tomorrow to include boobehs, who knows, things change.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 24, 2017 06:24 PM (6Ll1u)

21 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE SO MANY CONSERVATIVES PREDICTED THIS AND WE WERE CALLED BIGOTS.

AND NOW WE'RE BIGOTS FOR NOW ACCEPTING THIS FORMER CRAZY CONSPIRACY THEORY AS NORMAL.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at April 24, 2017 06:24 PM (NOIQH)

22 bill nye sips the penis, my head is officially emptier now. thanks. more room for pron.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 24, 2017 06:24 PM (KP5rU)

23 well, I did kinda like Gladiator.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at April 24, 2017 06:24 PM (GJ+Qx)

24 17 What the hell did I just watch? Sexuality spectrum????

Posted by: IC at April 24, 2017 06:23 PM (a0IVu)

It's another entire spectrum of autism. Like there's the autism spectrum we've heard about, but then there's this one above it. Like a rainbow.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 24, 2017 06:24 PM (4ErVI)

25 #Almost Live says Bill Nye is gay.


Little Known Fact: He started his career as Bill Nye the Engineering Ghey.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 24, 2017 06:24 PM (8ZskC)

26 We've been counting down to the moment where it's officially a mainstream idea on the left that you must have gay sex, upon demand, to prove you're not homophobic

Bob Hope had a joke back in the 60s or 70s: "They just legalized homosexuality in California. I'm getting out before they make it mandatory."

Who knew Bob Hope had his finger on the pulse of the culture?

Posted by: rickl at April 24, 2017 06:25 PM (sdi6R)

27 More proof that God is about to show up.

Posted by: Strobe at April 24, 2017 06:25 PM (gbWkA)

28 These people are f^cking crazy

Posted by: Charles Manson at April 24, 2017 06:25 PM (DpOmP)

29 I can't even get through that video with the sound off.

Also, totally hitting on short-haired girls again, now that I'm a lesbian.
#Science

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 24, 2017 06:25 PM (zsHGH)

30 Her vagina has a voice.
It's called a queef, Rachel.

Posted by: wth at April 24, 2017 06:25 PM (HgMAr)

31 And his evening's not complete
Without some meat
In the seat

Posted by: He's so gay at April 24, 2017 06:25 PM (BO/km)

32 Who did what now?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2017 06:25 PM (LTHVh)

33 No, just no.

Intellectually, I can find other women to be beautiful and even "hot", but, that's as far as it goes. I am attracted to men for sex and intimacy and that is it. I don't need to experiment and I guarandamtee you that I do not need to have sex with a woman or a trans anything to please the LMNOPBGTQYZ bunch.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now luxuriating in vast pools of winning! at April 24, 2017 06:25 PM (kXoT0)

34 Sip the penis to prove you're not a homophobe.



Just a sip.

Trust us.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 24, 2017 06:25 PM (J+eG2)

35 Would anyone have ever heard of this woman if she wasn't a D cup and fond of demonstrating that fact?

-
NTTAWWT

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 24, 2017 06:25 PM (Nwg0u)

36 33 No, just no.

Intellectually, I can find other women to be beautiful and even "hot", but, that's as far as it goes. I am attracted to men for sex and intimacy and that is it. I don't need to experiment and I guarandamtee you that I do not need to have sex with a woman or a trans anything to please the LMNOPBGTQYZ bunch.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now luxuriating in vast pools of winning! at April 24, 2017 06:25 PM (kXoT0)

Shorter Sherry,

Strictly dickly.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 06:26 PM (u8Ywb)

37 I'm so old, I can remember when the libertarian wing of the right mocked social conservatives for suggesting that this was the left's desired outcome.

Also, Rachel Bloom is occasionally funny, and she has nice titties, but she's starting to let herself go. Not good.


Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 24, 2017 06:26 PM (S2V6F)

38 27
More proof that God is about to show up.

Posted by: Strobe at April 24, 2017 06:25 PM (gbWkA)
The Rapture is coming soon. I'm sure of it.

Posted by: IC at April 24, 2017 06:26 PM (a0IVu)

39 Homos gotta homo.

I ain't so I won't.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 24, 2017 06:26 PM (5VlCp)

40 Speculum of Discovery rather.

Posted by: Bill Nye at April 24, 2017 06:26 PM (bc2Lc)

41 Bill Nye was pretty excited about that.

Posted by: wth at April 24, 2017 06:27 PM (HgMAr)

42 More proof that God is about to show up.

Posted by: Strobe at April 24, 2017 06:25 PM (gbWkA)

I don't think he'll pop in anytime soon. It's gonna get way, way worse before He wraps things up.

Posted by: Country Boy - Michigan exile at April 24, 2017 06:27 PM (Jcg9Q)

43 Remember when the worst offense was Bret Favre not clapping enthusiastically enough for Jenner getting an ESPN award after coming out?

That was, what, within the last year or so?

Good times!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2017 06:27 PM (NOIQH)

44 Short Movie Review of Passengers. It had Star Lord, that Flamey girl from Hunger Games, and Morpheus.

Well worth a $2 rental.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2017 06:27 PM (LTHVh)

45 Sorry, but there are three places that I'm not sticking a dick into.

A tranny's science experiment orifice
A guy's mouth
A cuisinart

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 24, 2017 06:28 PM (8ZskC)

46 New Soviet Man is scientific !

Posted by: Josef S at April 24, 2017 06:28 PM (mCwnD)

47 But I thought sexual preferences were hard wired genetically? If they are, then how can anyone be criticized for not wanting to have sex with someone who's "trans"?

Posted by: Kensington at April 24, 2017 06:28 PM (Cw3TC)

48 MORE? More content, ahh, yes, another glass of bourbon please. No, no ice. Give the ice to Lindsey.

Posted by: gNewt at April 24, 2017 06:28 PM (L8slQ)

49 "Would anyone have ever heard of this woman if she wasn't a D cup and fond of demonstrating that fact? She's just doing geexploitation -- geeks are horny and like girls with bewbs, especially those who cynically play to them by offering the illusion of attainability."

Is it just me, or do I sense bitterness here?

Posted by: Pep at April 24, 2017 06:29 PM (xS55I)

50 >>More proof that God is about to show up.


Good. I got a bone to pick with that guy.

Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2017 06:29 PM (f7W3D)

51 I'd like the right to constantly bring this kind of thing up and make the left either agree or denounce it.

The left is always asking people on the right if they agree with some random nobody that has silly beliefs.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 06:29 PM (u8Ywb)

52 Hey there people I'm Bobby Brown, they say I'm the cutest boy in town.....

Posted by: Frank Zappa at April 24, 2017 06:29 PM (n2K+4)

53 the only thing that could top this is a winger video.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 24, 2017 06:29 PM (KP5rU)

54 Rachel dances around in that video like her crabs are really acting up.

Posted by: wth at April 24, 2017 06:29 PM (HgMAr)

55 "Homosexual? No."
"But we are willing to learn."

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 24, 2017 06:29 PM (fLMbU)

56 >>But I thought sexual preferences were hard wired genetically? If they
are, then how can anyone be criticized for not wanting to have sex with
someone who's "trans"?


"Born this way" is so 2014!!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2017 06:29 PM (NOIQH)

57
Keep in mind, after this transgender bullshit becomes mainstream, the Left has even more in store for us.



Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 06:29 PM (shCrB)

58 In other words, unless you will allow yourself to be raped by a member of the LGBTQXYZ community, you will be labeled forever as somebody with a Supremisist ideology who wants non straight white people to be gassed.

How is this not child abuse?

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 24, 2017 06:29 PM (2qHjF)

59 "Sorry, but there are three places that I'm not sticking a dick into.

A tranny's science experiment orifice
A guy's mouth
A cuisinart"

Hey handsome.
Wanna party?

Posted by: The Toaster Strumpet at April 24, 2017 06:29 PM (J+eG2)

60 Shorter Sherry,

Strictly dickly.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 06:26 PM (u8Ywb)

That's actually funny to me because the late husband's name was Richard and he went by Dick, so we didn't use the word Dick as slang for penis in our household. He was Dick because for some reason Richard was an extremely popular first name in his family and so there was Richard, Rick, Rich, and Dick and eventually a Ritchie.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now luxuriating in vast pools of winning! at April 24, 2017 06:30 PM (kXoT0)

61 "Why conservatives don't embarrass progressive politicians by straight-up
asking them this question -- is a 15 year old boy a "bigot" if he's not
interested in having sex with a trans "girl"? -- I don't know."


This is why the Alt-Right was born. This is why the members of Conservative Inc are referred to as cucks. This is why you got Trump. This may be the most important question Ace has asked in a long time.

However, I love this video. It appears that Nye is letting his freak flag fly and the normies in Texas are just going to love this shit. Progressives have evolved into self-parody. lololloll

Posted by: DFCtomm at April 24, 2017 06:30 PM (50gG9)

62 57
Keep in mind, after this transgender bullshit becomes mainstream, the Left has even more in store for us.



Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 06:29 PM (shCrB)

Word!

Posted by: Podesta Inc, based out of Pedo Island at April 24, 2017 06:30 PM (2qHjF)

63 Give it up for DJ Seahorse!

Posted by: Bill Nye at April 24, 2017 06:31 PM (HgMAr)

64 "Sorry, but there are three places that I'm not sticking a dick into.

A tranny's science experiment orifice
A guy's mouth
A cuisinart"

Hey there big boy.

Posted by: The couch at April 24, 2017 06:31 PM (n2K+4)

65 They're also going to do their damndest to mainstream pedophilia, too, right?

I really have to admire their message discipline so far.

Posted by: Kensington at April 24, 2017 06:31 PM (Cw3TC)

66 I was to understand that in over populations the society turns gay, but again that was 80s junk science and Bill Nye probably shoots blanks. I wonder what Tyson thinks of it.

Posted by: Auscolpyr at April 24, 2017 06:31 PM (pzA2L)

67 Science wants you to reach all the way down in the popcorn box.
Trust me.

Posted by: Bill Bi The Science guy at April 24, 2017 06:31 PM (mCwnD)

68 Does Rachel Bloom join Ariel Winter and Milana Vayntrub on the list of Joobs? Or is she gentile?

Posted by: gewa76 at April 24, 2017 06:31 PM (f4GSC)

69 "Hey there big boy."

Back off!!

Posted by: The Toaster Strumpet at April 24, 2017 06:31 PM (J+eG2)

70 OT, this is my last week of graveyard shift. YAY!!!!

Posted by: Country Boy - Michigan exile at April 24, 2017 06:31 PM (Jcg9Q)

71 But I thought sexual preferences were hard wired genetically? If they are, then how can anyone be criticized for not wanting to have sex with someone who's "trans"?
====
Shuttup and suck , wingnut.

Posted by: Your Multisexual Betters at April 24, 2017 06:32 PM (fLMbU)

72 For any who missed it earlier

Old and busted: pussy hats

New hotness: brain hats

http://tinyurl.com/kfr3pbq

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 24, 2017 06:32 PM (Nwg0u)

73 That Rachel Bloom chick might be a D cup on the top, but she is also a load of lard across the thighs and back beam. Yes, I'm body shaming. She's hideous, and the closest thing she probably gets to getting laid is singing stupid songs about it.

Posted by: Tired Mom at April 24, 2017 06:32 PM (X6wMH)

74 Bill Nye is out????

Posted by: Tom Cruise at April 24, 2017 06:32 PM (DpOmP)

75 OT, I'm going OT because Bill Nye and his dancing idiot Bloom are just too stupid for words. The lawyer representing Berkeley College Republicans called Howard Dean 'an amateur lawyer who looked up a case on the internet and then thinks he is a Supreme Court scholar' heh...

Posted by: IC at April 24, 2017 06:32 PM (a0IVu)

76 If you don't "sit on it" and enjoy it, you're a homophobe!

*btw, Sex Junk Bill Nye needs to become a meme*.

Posted by: Bill "Sex Junk" Nye at April 24, 2017 06:32 PM (E/ibL)

77 It's good to know that Mr. Nye is a pervert. I have always maintained that he is a victim of being a trans-scientist, anyway, so the transexual thing is hardly a leap for him.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 24, 2017 06:32 PM (cm1Bl)

78 Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at April 24, 2017 06:24 PM (NOIQH)

It's no longer funny BEN!!

Posted by: Golfman at April 24, 2017 06:32 PM (48QDY)

79 My prediction, Bruce Jenner will pose nude and change his name to Kaitlyn, gotta be a Kardashian if you want to make money.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 24, 2017 06:32 PM (6Ll1u)

80 In other words, unless you will allow yourself to be raped by a member of the LGBTQXYZ community, you will be labeled forever as somebody with a Supremisist ideology who wants non straight white people to be gassed.

How is this not child abuse?
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 24, 2017 06:29 PM (2qHjF)

Beats the h*ll out of me. Remember that gays DO NOT RECRUIT, or so they told us for decades when they wanted there to be GAY Boy/Girl Scout Leaders, church camp leaders, coaches, or basically anything requiring they guide youngsters.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now luxuriating in vast pools of winning! at April 24, 2017 06:32 PM (kXoT0)

81 Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now

I was just joshing with you, how apropos my stupid joke turned out to be.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 06:32 PM (u8Ywb)

82 Shorter Sherry,


Strictly dickly.
--

LOL.

I made it to :38 in and had to stop.

My vagina has a voice?

Really? Y'all might want to go to the doctor and get that checked. If it's forming words that other people can hear, or if it's sending you thought messages only you can hear, that's not cisnormative.

Get it checked out. You might have caught something from Charlie Sheen.

Posted by: shibumi at April 24, 2017 06:32 PM (FkAXz)

83 Maybe we should root FOR the jihadis?

Posted by: Strobe at April 24, 2017 06:33 PM (gbWkA)

84 6
So I can be a lesbian now?



Cool!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 24, 2017 06:21 PM (zsHGH)

Isn't that exactly what Bruce Jenner has done? He's never shown interest in a man has he? He cut his wang off so he could be a lesbian right? I admit that I haven't did much research, but that's what it appears to me.

Posted by: DFCtomm at April 24, 2017 06:33 PM (50gG9)

85 I guarandamtee you that I do not need to have sex with a woman or a trans anything to please the LMNOPBGTQYZ bunch.

---

but it might please us straight guys....

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 24, 2017 06:33 PM (vChNs)

86 Sodom was not intended to be used as a model city.

Posted by: Auscolpyr at April 24, 2017 06:33 PM (pzA2L)

87
*fill in the blank*ist!

Posted by: TransSiberian Railway at April 24, 2017 06:33 PM (t6XCL)

88 I had an uncle named Richard. He was a dick. We called him Dick.

Posted by: gNewt at April 24, 2017 06:33 PM (L8slQ)

89 Wait, is that the sciency show, National Geographic? Who airs a show like that?

Posted by: Fritz at April 24, 2017 06:33 PM (TNQMS)

90 Bill Nye just has a wide stance...

Posted by: Larry Craig at April 24, 2017 06:34 PM (DpOmP)

91 @Grump928(C)

Thanks Grump, I'll add it to the rental list.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 24, 2017 06:34 PM (zsHGH)

92 Actually, she's done some pretty funny (and un-PC) stuff:

https://youtu.be/x08-oAvwE1I
https://youtu.be/XWMpnxMLZ_E
https://youtu.be/g5wFS6Gnkk4

Very sad to see her go the Silverman route.

Posted by: Stumbo at April 24, 2017 06:34 PM (yPsNs)

93 42 More proof that God is about to show up.

Posted by: Strobe at April 24, 2017 06:25 PM (gbWkA)

I don't think he'll pop in anytime soon. It's gonna get way, way worse before He wraps things up.
Posted by: Country Boy - Michigan exile at April 24, 2017 06:27 PM (Jcg9Q)


Oh, and now you started the pre/post trib fight. Nice going.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 24, 2017 06:34 PM (yL25O)

94 A tranny is now claiming that people who have a preference for real men or real women are guilty of "cissexism."

I prefer real women.

Henceforth, I shall answer to "Lord Cissexism" or "King of Cissexisistan".

That is all.

Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, still a Tigers fan at April 24, 2017 06:34 PM (1aMQH)

95 Maybe we should root FOR the jihadis?

Posted by: Strobe at April 24, 2017 06:33 PM (gbWkA)

If they could somehow promise to only go after a certain politically leaning group, and stick to it, I'd welcome them in with open arms.

Posted by: Country Boy - Michigan exile at April 24, 2017 06:35 PM (Jcg9Q)

96 Not gay. Not lesbo.

I see how some television shows try to portray a seemingly straight person, and then, just under the right circumstances, will willingly concede and delve into the gay/lesbo relationship. Like it's all in us, just under the surface, waiting to bloom.

Posted by: washrivergal at April 24, 2017 06:35 PM (Ivjge)

97 The Left and all their factions pushing this degenerate hyper sexuality makes MGTOW a piece of cake. No sex, no problem. I get an urge and I think about the ultra perverted shit the Left is normalizing and the urge disappears.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 24, 2017 06:35 PM (2qHjF)

98 Very sad to see her go the Silverman route.

Unibrow?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2017 06:35 PM (LTHVh)

99 "Sorry, but there are three places that I'm not sticking a dick into.

A tranny's science experiment orifice
A guy's mouth
A cuisinart"

-
So you're good with a garbage disposal?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 24, 2017 06:35 PM (Nwg0u)

100 The trans teen show "I Am Jazz" had an episode on this. Poor Jazz was al befuddled because guys her age weren't interested in dating a girl with a wand. Sad, really.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2017 06:35 PM (NOIQH)

101 Beats the h*ll out of me. Remember that gays DO NOT RECRUIT, or so they told us for decades when they wanted there to be GAY Boy/Girl Scout Leaders, church camp leaders, coaches, or basically anything requiring they guide youngsters.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now luxuriating in vast pools of winning! at April 24, 2017 06:32 PM (kXoT0)

I'm still waiting to find a gay man who DIDN'T have sex before he was 17 years old with an older man, and a lesbian who DOESN'T have daddy issues.

But hey, they're born that way, or something.

But it could change in, like, an hour or so.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 24, 2017 06:35 PM (cm1Bl)

102 There's a sucker born every minute... and that's what teh gheys were hoping for...

Posted by: PT Barnum at April 24, 2017 06:35 PM (DpOmP)

103 Keep in mind, after this transgender bullshit becomes mainstream, the Left has even more in store for us.
--

what do you think is next up on the menu?

my vote is for pedophilia (including child marriage, thanks islam!), polygamy, polyamory and legal incest.

how much is left after that?

what happens when every deviation is normal?

/well outside of God smiting us like Soddom and Gommorah.

Posted by: shibumi at April 24, 2017 06:35 PM (FkAXz)

104 Remember when we used to play 'Spot the Tranny'?

Those were a simpler time.

Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2017 06:36 PM (f7W3D)

105 Oh, and now you started the pre/post trib fight. Nice going.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 24, 2017 06:34 PM (yL25O)

Why should the longbow/crossbow people have all the fun?

Posted by: Country Boy - Michigan exile at April 24, 2017 06:36 PM (Jcg9Q)

106 So you're good with a garbage disposal?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 24, 2017 06:35 PM (Nwg0u)

And the water is very cold, too.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 24, 2017 06:36 PM (cm1Bl)

107 Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now

I was just joshing with you, how apropos my stupid joke turned out to be.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 06:32 PM (u8Ywb)

It was funny. It was a fun memory of the early days of our marriage.

I never did find out why everyone one of his Mother's 8 brothers/sisters had to have a son named Richard. It was weird.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now luxuriating in vast pools of winning! at April 24, 2017 06:36 PM (kXoT0)

108 Whoo hoo!

Posted by: The Toaster at April 24, 2017 06:36 PM (LTHVh)

109
Please, Bruce Jenner is very much a homosexual. But he hates that about himself. So, like every other tranny out there, their solution is to not be a homosexual and they do this by "changing" their gender.

Now Bruce Jenner is not a homosexual, because we all pretend he's a beautiful women...who has intercourse with men.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 06:36 PM (shCrB)

110 Bill Nye is out????

Posted by: Tom Cruise at April 24, 2017 06:32 PM (DpOmP)
.............

I like all this sciency stuff too, Tom.

Posted by: John Travolta the Scientology Guy at April 24, 2017 06:36 PM (HgMAr)

111 The wife and I went to an 'erotic' event at a local art gallery, just on a whim.

Mostly, it seemed forced. And rather dull. They had a few stripper/dancer acts, several of the 'meh' level of Rachel Bloom, and we just yawned and left early.

Her video above hit me about the same way.You can keep tryin', honey, but a talent you're not.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 24, 2017 06:37 PM (oVJmc)

112 72 For any who missed it earlier

Old and busted: pussy hats

New hotness: brain hats

http://tinyurl.com/kfr3pbq
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 24, 2017 06:32 PM (Nwg0u)


I saw that during the march coverage on Saturday.

Posted by: rickl at April 24, 2017 06:37 PM (sdi6R)

113 Wow, that video was exceedingly painful.

Posted by: sunny-dee at April 24, 2017 06:37 PM (QAOZh)

114 We are doomed as a society. We will end up like Eloi and Morlocks or whatever they were.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at April 24, 2017 06:37 PM (CNHr1)

115 Pedophilia will be next, guaranteed.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at April 24, 2017 06:37 PM (tz8Mw)

116 My vagina has a voice?

Does it hum?

Posted by: TexasDan at April 24, 2017 06:37 PM (yL25O)

117 Bill Nye is not exactly a power bottom... much like my boy Barry

Posted by: Reggie Love at April 24, 2017 06:37 PM (DpOmP)

118 what do you think is next up on the menu?

my vote is for pedophilia (including child marriage, thanks islam!), polygamy, polyamory and legal incest.

how much is left after that?

what happens when every deviation is normal?

/well outside of God smiting us like Soddom and Gommorah.


Thankfully, our Muslim overlords won't be putting up with that crap.

Posted by: gewa76 at April 24, 2017 06:37 PM (f4GSC)

119 In the sidebar they're trying to define "woke". Woke is what you are twelve hours after a date with Cosby.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 24, 2017 06:37 PM (Nwg0u)

120 Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 24, 2017 06:35 PM (2qHjF)

Heh, been reading up on that stuff lately. I've kinda defaulted into it, but sounds better all the time.

Posted by: Country Boy - Michigan exile at April 24, 2017 06:37 PM (Jcg9Q)

121 Meanwhile, "Bill Nye the Science Guy"



******

Oh So Close, Bill! - a limerick


He wears a lab coat and bow tie.
And asks daring questions, like "Why?"
He looks like a nerd
And he uses big words
He's Bill, darn nigh a science guy!

Posted by: Muldoon at April 24, 2017 06:38 PM (mvenn)

122 Old and Busted: Mandatory yearly Vaccinations to attend Pre-K through college.

New Hotness: yearly raping of your child by a member of the LGBTQPBXYX community to attend Pre-K through College.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 24, 2017 06:38 PM (2qHjF)

123 At about 2:00 in, Nye looks like he's in orgasmic throes before he starts weirdly dancing.

Let me get this straight, Nye - sex is a "goddamn right", but if you're a filthy, unrepentant "climate denier", you should go to jail?

Posted by: Thrawn at April 24, 2017 06:38 PM (E/ibL)

124 Pedophilia will be next, guaranteed.

It's coming on a Twin Bill with polygamy.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2017 06:38 PM (LTHVh)

125 "... but I'd mark today as an important day in our collective sexual journey." -- I would prefer to mark today as the day that the 99.9%+ of people who are not gender-effed-up tell penis girl that we just don't care about him and will have no desire to piss on his grave after he kills himself.

Posted by: Marooned at April 24, 2017 06:38 PM (KdYVH)

126
"We control matter because we control the mind. Reality is inside the skull. You will learn by degrees, Winston. There is nothing we could not do. Invisibility, levitation - anything. I could float off the floor if I wish to. I do not wish to, because the Party does not wish it. You must get rid of those nineteenth-century ideas about the laws of Nature. We make the laws of Nature."

- George Orwell, 1984

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 24, 2017 06:38 PM (jq6X1)

127 Somebody please tell me the Ruskies really have a doomsday machine

Posted by: General Buck Turgidson at April 24, 2017 06:38 PM (DpOmP)

128 Bill Nye is not exactly a power bottom... much like my boy Barry


Bill Nye the Prolapse Guy

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 24, 2017 06:38 PM (8ZskC)

129 We are doomed as a society. We will end up like Eloi and Morlocks or whatever they were.
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at April 24, 2017 06:37 PM (CNHr1)

Dibs on Morlock

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 24, 2017 06:38 PM (zsHGH)

130 A tranny is now claiming that people who have a preference for real men or real women are guilty of "cissexism."

----

I'm a guy, but I'll go for real women, or ones with titty implants. So i'm safe.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 24, 2017 06:38 PM (vChNs)

131 Gah. Same shtick, different chick. Silverman, Schumer, this broad, blah, blah, freakin-blah.

Posted by: irright at April 24, 2017 06:39 PM (vqzjE)

132 Remember when we used to play 'Spot the Tranny'?
..............

Now it's called Survivor, it's on CBS Wednesdays.

Posted by: wth at April 24, 2017 06:39 PM (HgMAr)

133
That's the Big Lie behind this transgenderism bullshit.

These people don't want to be the opposite sex for the sake of being a "man" or a "woman." They pretend to change their sex because it "normalizes" their homosexuality.



Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 06:39 PM (shCrB)

134 Nice, Muldoon

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 24, 2017 06:39 PM (zsHGH)

135 Y'all are so f^cked... I think I'll stop spinning now...

Posted by: Thomas Jefferson at April 24, 2017 06:40 PM (DpOmP)

136 Isn't that exactly what Bruce Jenner has done? He's never shown interest in a man has he? He cut his wang off so he could be a lesbian right? I admit that I haven't did much research, but that's what it appears to me.
--

Yeah, here's what I don't understand.

Bruce had man parts that worked and had actual... um.. sensations.

I'm pretty sure that his new tallywacked clit doesn't work like a real one. At all. Plus, I'm not sure there's any woman who is going to want to go down there, if you know what I mean and I think you do. It seems like it's HR Geiger meets HP Lovecraft in Bruce's pants.

Essentially, he paid a doctor to sexually mutilate him and (I'm guessing) take away all sexual sensation.

Isn't this something an extremely mentally ill person would do?

Posted by: shibumi at April 24, 2017 06:40 PM (FkAXz)

137 Well I did play Smear the Queer as a kid but queen meant odd back then. If Neys idiotic statement was correct, how does evolution work if nothing can reproduce?

Posted by: Auscolpyr at April 24, 2017 06:41 PM (pzA2L)

138 If I were to die and be reborn female, with my memories intact...



I'm coming back as a lesbian.


Sorry.

That's just how it's gonna be.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 24, 2017 06:41 PM (J+eG2)

139 And in other news, Soddom and Gomora's Come-back Tour has been cancelled.

Their agent said the market was just too crowded. Refunds will be first come, first serviced.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 24, 2017 06:20 PM (GgzGa)



Objection.


Ezekiel 16:49 clearly states the sin of Sodom and Gomorrah:


Now this was the sin of your sister Sodom: She and her daughters were arrogant, overfed and unconcerned; they did not help the poor and needy. 50 They were haughty and did detestable things before me. Therefore I did away with them as you have seen. 51 Samaria did not commit half the sins you did. You have done more detestable things than they, and have made your sisters seem righteous by all these things you have done. 52 Bear your disgrace, for you have furnished some justification for your sisters. Because your sins were more vile than theirs, they appear more righteous than you. So then, be ashamed and bear your disgrace, for you have made your sisters appear righteous


The church likes to pretend it was all about the gay sex, but that is not mentioned in Scripture. o.0 Sodom and Gomorrah's sin in Genesis was not specified, and Ezekiel does not mention the men doing buttsex or the girls scissoring.


I'm as reviled as anyone by the tranny craze going on in this friggin country, but let's stick to what Scripture actually says, as opposed to what people read back into it.


We now return you to your regularly scheduled thread....

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at April 24, 2017 06:41 PM (1+RF9)

140 114 We are doomed as a society. We will end up like Eloi and Morlocks or whatever they were.
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at April 24, 2017 06:37 PM (CNHr1)


No, we'll end up Muslim.

Posted by: rickl at April 24, 2017 06:41 PM (sdi6R)

141 Now Bruce Jenner is not a homosexual, because we all pretend he's a beautiful women...who has intercourse with men.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 06:36 PM (shCrB)

Pretend he's a woman or pretend he's beautiful? Because both are really a stretch.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 24, 2017 06:41 PM (cm1Bl)

142 55 "Homosexual? No."
"But we are willing to learn."

---

You mean REQUIRED

Posted by: Sgt. RuPaul at April 24, 2017 06:41 PM (vChNs)

143
It seems like it's HR Geiger meets HP Lovecraft in Bruce's pants.

...meets HR Puffenstuff

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 06:42 PM (shCrB)

144 In Brattleboro all all respected and excepted for what ther values are, unlike Trump and the Repbericans. Trump hates people of alternative lifestyles and anybody that does not supports the Constitution thing written by all "Persons of No Color" over 500 years ago !!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at April 24, 2017 06:42 PM (WmgTn)

145 I never did find out why everyone one of his Mother's 8 brothers/sisters had to have a son named Richard. It was weird.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now luxuriating in vast pools of winning! at April 24, 2017 06:36 PM (kXoT0)

I'm half Portuguese and every other cousin, aunt and uncles are named Joe and Mary. Family names. Richard is your late husband's family name.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 06:42 PM (u8Ywb)

146 The scene in The Crying Game where the dude vomits after realizing he got blown by a tranny... is a hate crime.

Everybody who participated in that movie, especially Forest Whitaker, is literally Hitler.

Posted by: wooga at April 24, 2017 06:42 PM (r/tiB)

147 Essentially, he paid a doctor to sexually mutilate him and (I'm guessing) take away all sexual sensation.

Isn't this something an extremely mentally ill person would do?
Posted by: shibumi at April 24, 2017 06:40 PM (FkAXz)


No, not at all... now let's get ready for the mothership

Posted by: Marshall Applewhite at April 24, 2017 06:42 PM (DpOmP)

148 Personally this makes me feel so cheated by SMOD2016

Posted by: phreshone at April 24, 2017 06:20 PM (DpOmP)

There's always SMOD2017...or SMOD2018...
Hope springs eternal, right?
Oh, and by the way - I'm a bigot. A big ol' cis-bigot who isn't interested in anything that resembles a woman.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 24, 2017 06:42 PM (tHwdc)

149 Isn't this something an extremely mentally ill person would do?


Posted by: shibumi at April 24, 2017 06:40 PM (FkAXz)

All I know is that he was okay, relatively, till he hooked up with the Kardashians. I'll let you draw your own conclusions.

Posted by: DFCtomm at April 24, 2017 06:42 PM (50gG9)

150 When Bill Nye prancercises the stage, he looked like he had a strap-on in his ass. But serious, you guys, where is the camp for these people?

Posted by: Fritz at April 24, 2017 06:42 PM (TNQMS)

151
I'm as reviled as anyone by the tranny craze going on in this friggin country, but let's stick to what Scripture actually says, as opposed to what people read back into it.


We now return you to your regularly scheduled thread....
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at April 24, 2017 06:41 PM (1+RF9)

The men asked for the male visitors so that they could violate them. Instead, he sent out a girl, whom they raped to death.

I think that's pretty clear in Scripture. But YMMV.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 24, 2017 06:43 PM (cm1Bl)

152 Also, I would point out that immediately following the notice of Sodom and Gomorrah's sin in Ezekiel 16, the Lord states unequivocally in that same chapter, indeed the very next verse, that He will restore her - by which He means her citizenry.


o.o> Just throwing that out there as an oft-skipped over piece of Scripture that ought to be taken note of.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at April 24, 2017 06:43 PM (1+RF9)

153 My vagina has a voice?


*****


Vulventriloquism

Posted by: Muldoon at April 24, 2017 06:43 PM (mvenn)

154 We are doomed as a society. We will end up like Eloi and Morlocks or whatever they were.
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at April 24, 2017 06:37 PM (CNHr1)

No, we'll end up Muslim.
Posted by: rickl at April 24, 2017 06:41 PM (sdi6R)


Morlock, Muslim.
Six in one hand. Half-dozen in the other.

Posted by: gewa76 at April 24, 2017 06:43 PM (f4GSC)

155 Isn't this something an extremely mentally ill person would do?
Posted by: shibumi at April 24, 2017 06:40 PM (FkAXz)

Ummmmmm....Yes. We used to lock up people like Bruce away from polite society and children.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 24, 2017 06:43 PM (5VlCp)

156 These people are filth. They are beyond the pity of decent people. They are power-crazed lunatics. No one is fooled any more. We should never, never again yield a single thing to them. It only establishes their next set of demands.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 24, 2017 06:43 PM (4HbHy)

157 #Almost Live says Bill Nye is gay.


Little Known Fact: He started his career as Bill Nye the Engineering Ghey.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 24, 2017 06:24 PM (8ZskC)

Closeted at Boeing. And then became the Speed Walker Ghey. Which he should have stuck with.

Posted by: LASue, now even more deplorable! at April 24, 2017 06:43 PM (CLKfs)

158 Oh lord, now Trump will be extinctin' animals...NBC News:
Trump's Border 'Catastrophic. Scientists and conservationists assert that drastic increases in border barriers could be devastating for hundreds of species, and potentially lead to extinction in the US for endangered or threatened animals like jaguars, ocelots and the Mexican gray wolf.....

Posted by: KWDreaming at April 24, 2017 06:43 PM (AkcYt)

159 Pedophilia will be next, guaranteed.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at April 24, 2017 06:37 PM (tz8Mw)
...........

Then bestiality.

Posted by: wth at April 24, 2017 06:44 PM (HgMAr)

160
We are doomed as a society. We will end up like Eloi and Morlocks or whatever they were.

Dibs on Morlock


Give me Weena!

Posted by: Bill Nye the annoying guy at April 24, 2017 06:44 PM (IqV8l)

161 Remember when we used to play 'Spot the Tranny'?
..............

Now it's called Survivor, it's on CBS Wednesdays.
Posted by: wth at April 24, 2017 06:39 PM (HgMAr)

I actually remember the first time I saw a transvestite. I was about 18, going to art school in Chicago, and I was waiting for the subway. I glanced over at this fashionably dressed lady as I was waiting for my train--then wham it hit me, "That's a man dressed like a woman down to the fashionable pumps." Now, it would be very tame, but, at the time at 4 PM in the Loop, it was bizarre. Saw my first flasher around the same time--guy in a raincoat climbed on top of a taxi cab and flashed everyone. Man that cabbie was mad.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now luxuriating in vast pools of winning! at April 24, 2017 06:44 PM (kXoT0)

162
I NUKE HORRYWOOD!

BYE BYE , TOM CLUSE !

Posted by: Kim Jong Un at April 24, 2017 06:44 PM (fLMbU)

163 146 The scene in The Crying Game where the dude vomits after realizing he got blown by a tranny... is a hate crime.

Everybody who participated in that movie, especially Forest Whitaker, is literally Hitler.
Posted by: wooga at April 24, 2017 06:42 PM (r/tiB)

Let's not forget Ace Ventura, a dumb but great comedy b/c of Jim Carrey.

That movie couldn't be made today because of the cries of "transphobia".

Posted by: Thrawn at April 24, 2017 06:44 PM (E/ibL)

164 No, we'll end up Muslim.
Posted by: rickl at April 24, 2017 06:41 PM (sdi6R)

---

Fuck that noise.

Posted by: SMFH at April 24, 2017 06:44 PM (sB1y1)

165 Robot sex for all these freaks.
Today if you want likker quicker just program it in.
Tomorrow you want roll me over clover, no problem.

That robot DNGIS.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2017 06:44 PM (/P46o)

166 Genesis 19:5 straight up.

Posted by: David at April 24, 2017 06:45 PM (nT9xo)

167 124 Pedophilia will be next, guaranteed.

It's coming on a Twin Bill with polygamy.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2017 06:38 PM (LTHVh)

What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: The Chicken at April 24, 2017 06:45 PM (a3sfz)

168 Pretend he's a woman or pretend he's beautiful? Because both are really a stretch.

---

Xhe has yet to achieve a Chelsea Clinton level of hotness

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 24, 2017 06:45 PM (vChNs)

169 Short Movie Review of Passengers. It had Star Lord, that Flamey girl from Hunger Games, and Morpheus.

Well worth a $2 rental.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2017 06:27 PM (LTHVh)

A love story wrapped in sci-fi trappings. It's a pedestrian film.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at April 24, 2017 06:45 PM (J70i0)

170 Sexbots will kill this foolishness, and I guess it will be around time.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 24, 2017 06:45 PM (6Ll1u)

171 You know your cities have gone to a perverted degenerate shit hole worthy of being nuked by God when Angels show up and they have to hide because everybody wants to rape sex them.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 24, 2017 06:45 PM (2qHjF)

172 "How about a F U and the horse you rode in "on to tranny guy.

Posted by: Skip at April 24, 2017 06:46 PM (Ot7+c)

173 Sexbots will kill this foolishness, and I guess it will be around time.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 24, 2017 06:45 PM (6Ll1u)

From your lips to Elon Musk's ears....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 24, 2017 06:46 PM (zsHGH)

174 Essentially, he paid a doctor to sexually mutilate him and (I'm guessing) take away all sexual sensation.

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seems unnecessary when he was already married

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 24, 2017 06:46 PM (vChNs)

175 Short Movie Review of Passengers. It had Star Lord, that Flamey girl from Hunger Games, and Morpheus.

Well worth a $2 rental.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2017 06:27 PM (LTHVh)

A love story wrapped in sci-fi trappings. It's a pedestrian film.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at April 24, 2017 06:45 PM (J70i0)

Sokay, sometimes I like to walk and daydream.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 24, 2017 06:46 PM (zsHGH)

176 "Fuck Me Ray Bradbury" is annoyingly catchy. Bloom is (was?) kinda cute, but she should stick to being funny.

Posted by: GalosGann at April 24, 2017 06:46 PM (md1b/)

177 "It's a pedestrian film."

So, everyone just walks?

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 24, 2017 06:46 PM (FOnk+)

178 My vagina has a voice?


*****


Vulventriloquism
Posted by: Muldoon at April 24, 2017 06:43 PM (mvenn)

Hey, all I know is I thought it was still news that my bologna has a first name, it's O S C A R and my bologna has a second name, it's M E Y E R.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now luxuriating in vast pools of winning! at April 24, 2017 06:46 PM (kXoT0)

179 Posted by: Kinley Ardal at April 24, 2017 06:41 PM (1+RF9)


I think it's pretty clear in Genesis that the crowd wanting to "know" the angels were after teh butt secks given that Lot offered up his virgin daughters to them and they wanted nothing to with them.

Posted by: Country Singer at April 24, 2017 06:46 PM (GUBah)

180
what do you think is next up on the menu?


my vote is for pedophilia (including child marriage, thanks islam!), polygamy, polyamory and legal incest.


how much is left after that?


what happens when every deviation is normal?


/well outside of God smiting us like Soddom and Gommorah.


Thankfully, our Muslim overlords won't be putting up with that crap.
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1. Islam is for child marriage
2. Islam is for polygamy
3. Not sure about their stance on "polyamory"
4. Many muslim men have young boys as lovers
5. Women are so segreated that some turn lesbian out of loneliness
6. Do not buy that camel from the other village

So really, the only thing Muslims are definitely against is gay sex between adult men.

And maybe tranny sex. I'm not sure about that.

Posted by: shibumi at April 24, 2017 06:46 PM (FkAXz)

181 Fuck that noise.
Posted by: SMFH at April 24, 2017 06:44 PM (sB1y1)

I'm with you on that one, darlin'.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 24, 2017 06:47 PM (cm1Bl)

182 And This Is Why Fembots Will Be Invented

http://preview.tinyurl.com/jyt7okj

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 24, 2017 06:47 PM (rUIbB)

183 103 Keep in mind, after this transgender bullshit becomes mainstream, the Left has even more in store for us.
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what do you think is next up on the menu?

my vote is for pedophilia (including child marriage, thanks islam!), polygamy, polyamory and legal incest.

how much is left after that?

what happens when every deviation is normal?

/well outside of God smiting us like Soddom and Gommorah.
Posted by: shibumi at April 24, 2017 06:35 PM (FkAXz)

These are absolutely on their agenda. They need those to get us to Shari'ah Law.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 24, 2017 06:47 PM (Vevy5)

184 163 146 The scene in The Crying Game where the dude vomits after realizing he got blown by a tranny... is a hate crime.

Everybody who participated in that movie, especially Forest Whitaker, is literally Hitler.
Posted by: wooga at April 24, 2017 06:42 PM (r/tiB)

Let's not forget Ace Ventura, a dumb but great comedy b/c of Jim Carrey.

That movie couldn't be made today because of the cries of "transphobia".
Posted by: Thrawn at April 24, 2017 06:44 PM (E/ibL)

And let's NOT forget that unbelievably cissexual, transphobic sequence in The Naked Gun 33 1/3 when Frank barfs into a tuba after Tranny Nicole Smith whips it out.

Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at April 24, 2017 06:47 PM (wwd4n)

185
The men asked for the male visitors so that they could violate them. Instead, he sent out a girl, whom they raped to death.

I think that's pretty clear in Scripture. But YMMV.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 24, 2017 06:43 PM (cm1Bl)


*rubs chin*


Dude, you're conflating two things here. First, the girl raped to death? That was in a city in the territory of Benjamin many hundreds of years later, during the period of the Judges.


Second, Lot's daughters both lived


Third, Aye it is true that the angels were accosted - or to BE accosted - by the Sodomites, but that was not what was clearly stated in Ezekiel to be the primary cause, or one even worth specifically mentioning, of the Lord bringing his wrath down on the city.


Accuracy and consistency in Scriptural usage, that is all that I ask.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at April 24, 2017 06:47 PM (1+RF9)

186 These are the same people who lecture that we can't "normalize" Trump.

As if they understood what normal meant.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2017 06:47 PM (NOIQH)

187 I saw a picture on 4chan pol the other day where a woman had shoved a regulation sized basketball up her vagina. This was hot to her and her man.

Yes people made fun of it as they should like Mountain Dew enemas.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 24, 2017 06:48 PM (2qHjF)

188 Jenner was a man (sort of) who was attracted to other men so decided to become a woman because being gay is just so 90's. Or something. I think.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at April 24, 2017 06:48 PM (CNHr1)

189 It will be a trifecta of pedophilia, polygamy, and beastiality.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 24, 2017 06:48 PM (89T5c)

190 My vagina has a voice?
.........

South Park did an episode about that.

Posted by: wth at April 24, 2017 06:48 PM (HgMAr)

191 The Wanting Seed - Anthony Burgess is the applicable dystopian novel

Posted by: Spidly at April 24, 2017 06:48 PM (v+/21)

192 What's happened to Mary? Was it Maetenloch who was socking her? Or maybe Maet plus others who have left?

Posted by: Skookumchuk at April 24, 2017 06:49 PM (tz8Mw)

193 172 "How about a F U and the horse you rode in on" to tranny guy.
Posted by: Skip at April 24, 2017 06:46 PM (Ot7+c)

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Hooah.

Posted by: SMFH at April 24, 2017 06:49 PM (sB1y1)

194 In 10 years, the Left is going to make "The 100 Days of Sodom" look like "Anne of Green Gables".

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 24, 2017 06:49 PM (+QhzW)

195

btw, we ought to start calling shit like this Political Science

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 06:49 PM (shCrB)

196 Science keeps touching my butthole when we make out. I tell it to stop and it just laughs and acts like it was an accident.

Posted by: Dang at April 24, 2017 06:49 PM (WnEBH)

197 Of course, most of these people don't actually reproduce, so there's that.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at April 24, 2017 06:49 PM (tz8Mw)

198
there's Science

and there's Political Science, aka Bullshit

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 06:49 PM (shCrB)

199 Rachel Bloom creates homosexuals every time she dances.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 24, 2017 06:50 PM (oVJmc)

200 @Dang

LOL

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 24, 2017 06:50 PM (zsHGH)

201 It will be a trifecta of pedophilia, polygamy, and beastiality.
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I don't think the PETA people will let that happen.

I'm going for pedophilia, polygamy and incest.

Posted by: shibumi at April 24, 2017 06:50 PM (FkAXz)

202
I think it's pretty clear in Genesis that the crowd wanting to "know" the angels were after teh butt secks given that Lot offered up his virgin daughters to them and they wanted nothing to with them.

Posted by: Country Singer at April 24, 2017 06:46 PM (GUBah)


Once again, *that is not what the Lord said he judged them for in Ezekiel 16.*


Whatever Sodom's sins were, that one was apparently unimportant enough to merit direct mention. o_O And by the same token, we always talk about the sin of Sodom being homosexuality - which I do believe to be a sin, for men at least, not sold on women due to the lack of mention of it in The Law in early Scripture - but no one ever mentions rape being the primary sin.


Again, I ask only for consistency.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at April 24, 2017 06:50 PM (1+RF9)

203 Essentially, he paid a doctor to sexually mutilate him and (I'm guessing) take away all sexual sensation.

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The NYT won't use the term "female genital mutilation because it's "culturally loaded". Also it's accurate and that doesn't meet NYT standards.

See WZ

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 24, 2017 06:51 PM (Nwg0u)

204 >>> I wonder what Tyson thinks of it.

Seems to me that if you want to stop homophobia, you should mandate everyone have sex with Bruce Jenner. Then we will all be equally gay.

Posted by: Neil DeGrasse Tyson at April 24, 2017 06:51 PM (r/tiB)

205
I'm as reviled as anyone by the tranny craze going on in this friggin country...
Posted by: Kinley Ardal



Since we're correcting jokes, it's 'revolted.' Others revile you, only you can be revolted.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 24, 2017 06:51 PM (GgzGa)

206 RS McCain has covered Riley J Dennis:

http://theothermccain.com/2017/01/02/
riley-dennis-transgender-justin-dennis-male-feminist/

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2017 06:51 PM (NOIQH)

207 Women are for children


Boys are for fun


*Old desert saying.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 24, 2017 06:51 PM (J+eG2)

208 The great thing about this is "science" no longer has the elevated cachet it once enjoyed except among people who secretly studied macrame or whatever in college.

Posted by: Caliban at April 24, 2017 06:51 PM (QE8X6)

209 192 What's happened to Mary? Was it Maetenloch who was socking her? Or maybe Maet plus others who have left?
Posted by: Skookumchuk at April 24, 2017 06:49 PM (tz8Mw)

The Mary Sock began its decline, IMO, when people decided that the joke was "can't spell anything", when it wasn't that before. It was all just "president of color, we love him and you're a racist" stuff.

Now it's just typing like a 2 year old with no spellcheck.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 24, 2017 06:51 PM (Vevy5)

210 I'm with you on that one, darlin'.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 24, 2017 06:47 PM (cm1Bl)

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*fistbump*

The thought of anyone trying to force me into a burka makes me giggle.

Posted by: SMFH at April 24, 2017 06:51 PM (sB1y1)

211 My vagina has a voice?
.........

South Park did an episode about that.
Posted by: wth at April 24, 2017 06:48 PM (HgMAr)

Remember the classic film "Chatterbox?"

Because I don't.

Posted by: Pug Mahon of the Clan Deplorable at April 24, 2017 06:51 PM (RwwCT)

212 Just throwing that out there as an oft-skipped over piece of Scripture that ought to be taken note of.
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at April 24, 2017 06:43 PM (1+RF9)

The Ezekiel passage is far from ignored in the back-and-forth over the Bible and homosexuality.

For the most part it gets used in an effort to claim that Sodom and Gomorrah's crime was not, among other things, homosexuality, but violent sexual attacks in general. Since they asked for the men but Lott offered his daughters. Their refusal doesn't mean anything to those making this argument.

2 Peter 2 makes it pretty clear that even in NT days they still understood the sin of Sodom to be sexual in nature.

Hard to know what to do with the Ezekiel passage, other than not to be proud and selfish either.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 24, 2017 06:52 PM (yL25O)

213
Bruce Jenner went to a lot of trouble just to prove that;

1. He wants to s_ck c_ck
2. He's willing to grow boobs and lose body parts to prove he's not gay because (see #1)

He's still on my short list of celebrities likely to attain room temperature in the coming year. The math is strong.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 24, 2017 06:52 PM (HTdUD)

214 I meet a lot of people in the course of my life. I'm talking Muslims, Evangelical Christians, Catholics, JWs and atheists. I'm straights, gays and lesbians, conservatives, liberals and socialists. I've met nice people and terminal assholes.
I've met people that I can't have a rational political conversation with; however, I honestly don't I've ever met anyone like the flakes, freaks, weirdos, lunatics and scum like those that seem to dominate the news today.
The people I meet pretty much want to make a living and take care of their families. Where do these cockroaches hide out during the day?
While I'm at it, I also don't understand how come politicians are such universal scum. There are not a lot of politicians I want to be talking to my granddaughters.

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 24, 2017 06:52 PM (hJrjt)

215 I think it's pretty clear in Genesis that the crowd wanting to "know" the angels were after teh butt secks given that Lot offered up his virgin daughters to them and they wanted nothing to with them.

-
No, it was a pull-my-finger thing.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 24, 2017 06:52 PM (Nwg0u)

216 >>>Lot offered up his virgin daughters to them and they wanted nothing to with them.

To be fair, the dudes had better butts.

Posted by: wooga, no fat chicks! at April 24, 2017 06:52 PM (r/tiB)

217 Maybe we should root FOR the jihadis?
Posted by: Strobe at April 24, 2017 06:33 PM (gbWkA)

This is how you end up with people converting to Islam.

But as someone else pointed out, Christian conservatives were called every name in the book for pointing out where all of this was heading. Well, at a minimum they are owed some apologizes.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at April 24, 2017 06:52 PM (J70i0)

218 189 It will be a trifecta of pedophilia, polygamy, and beastiality.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 24, 2017 06:48 PM (89T5c)

All at once? Will we be able to bang endangered species? I have this fantasy about a baby manatee, an adolescent panda and a gallon of maple syrup.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 24, 2017 06:52 PM (a3sfz)

219 There is only one scale to measure this on


So all this means I get less pussy right?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 24, 2017 06:53 PM (vChNs)

220 I'm going for pedophilia, polygamy and incest.
Posted by: shibumi at April 24, 2017 06:50 PM (FkAXz)

Porn has been pushing hard the stepmom/ mommy son and daughter action. It has also been pushing stepdad/daddy daughter action. Also siblings and step siblings.

This is not healthy.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 24, 2017 06:53 PM (2qHjF)

221 I saw a picture on 4chan pol the other day where a woman had shoved a regulation sized basketball up her vagina.


Regulation NBA or WNBA?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 24, 2017 06:53 PM (8ZskC)

222 Now it's just typing like a 2 year old with no spellcheck.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 24, 2017 06:51 PM (Vevy5)

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I just assumed it was one of the symptoms of TDS.

Posted by: SMFH at April 24, 2017 06:53 PM (sB1y1)

223 what happens when every deviation is normal?

Posted by: shibumi at April 24, 2017 06:35 PM (FkAXz)


The only sexual taboo will be to hold sexual taboos...

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 24, 2017 06:53 PM (rUIbB)

224 Does preferring sex the way G-D planned it make me a sexual Luddite?

Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2017 06:53 PM (/P46o)

225 The ex patriot who just killed himself had a gay lover in prison, maybe we could reform prison life

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 24, 2017 06:54 PM (6Ll1u)

226 The NYT won't use the term "female genital mutilation because it's "culturally loaded". Also it's accurate and that doesn't meet NYT standards.


See WZ
--

It's another nod to their lord and master Islam.

By not calling it by it's true name, some people can be convinced that it's the same as "circumcision" which keeps the ignorant... well, ignorant.

They're basically conspiring with Islam to keep people stupid.

Posted by: shibumi at April 24, 2017 06:54 PM (FkAXz)

227 Because the media and Hollywood continually push the LGBTXYZ narrative at us (that they are somehow superior to heteros) Americans way overestimate the percentage who are actually LBGT. It's about 3.8% of the population, but when people are polled (e.g. Gallup) the people surveyed guess about 23% of the population is LGBT. It's a hell of a good marketing campaign that the LBGT community has - they would all be rich if they sold insurance, or cars, or something else.

Posted by: marky at April 24, 2017 06:55 PM (yEAdf)

228 217 Maybe we should root FOR the jihadis?
Posted by: Strobe at April 24, 2017 06:33 PM (gbWkA)

This is how you end up with people converting to Islam.

But as someone else pointed out, Christian conservatives were called every name in the book for pointing out where all of this was heading. Well, at a minimum they are owed some apologizes.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at April 24, 2017 06:52 PM (J70i0)


I used to be in the camp that thought all this worry about sexual deviance was overblown, back in my libertarian phase. I figured we'd basically hit a balance point- gheys get married and we stop hearing about all this psycho bullshit.

I'd like to apologize on behalf of my younger self for this error in judgement. I could not have been more wrong.

Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at April 24, 2017 06:56 PM (wwd4n)

229 What's happened to Mary? Was it Maetenloch who was socking her? Or maybe Maet plus others who have left?

Posted by: Skookumchuk at April 24, 2017 06:49 PM (tz8Mw)

I thought Maet was socking MUMR for a while. I dunno, I can't keep up sometimes.

Posted by: Country Boy - Michigan exile at April 24, 2017 06:56 PM (Jcg9Q)

230 I know Ace has posted some of "Her" stuff here, I can't remember the Tranny's name, Someone retweeted "Her" posts and the NEW thing is not to tell the guys or girls that they both are the same sex, make out give or guy a hummer and they think it's funny as hell. "she" doesn't agree with this and "She" thinks it's a good way to get your ass kicked.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at April 24, 2017 06:56 PM (dKiJG)

231 226 The NYT won't use the term "female genital mutilation because it's "culturally loaded". Also it's accurate and that doesn't meet NYT standards.


See WZ
--

It's another nod to their lord and master Islam.

By not calling it by it's true name, some people can be convinced that it's the same as "circumcision" which keeps the ignorant... well, ignorant.

They're basically conspiring with Islam to keep people stupid.
Posted by: shibumi at April 24, 2017 06:54 PM (FkAXz)

Islamic Petrodollars in Every Pocket That Matters.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 24, 2017 06:56 PM (Vevy5)

232 But, I don't want to be a gay pirate!

Posted by: Skunky Choom at April 24, 2017 06:56 PM (iVPsD)

233 I assume once they've finished making everything permissible, they'll start banning stuff.

it'll be your stuff

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 24, 2017 06:56 PM (vChNs)

234 The problem they will run into with pedophilia is the soccer moms. I mean pedophilia in the strict sense of sex with pre-pubescent kids.
There will be a similar problem with pronouncing incest a right.

You have to get a majority of sentimental middle-to-upper-middle-class women on board with these things.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 24, 2017 06:56 PM (0jtPF)

Posted by: Aaron Hernandez at April 24, 2017 06:57 PM (89T5c)

236 Science and I enjoy antique shopping, peach daiquiris and all male porn. But not gay all male porn. Because gross.

Posted by: Dang at April 24, 2017 06:57 PM (WnEBH)

237 232
It's a scientific fact, all pirates are gay. Or don't you believe in science?

Posted by: OCBill at April 24, 2017 06:57 PM (df+Zi)

238 Porn has been pushing hard the stepmom/ mommy son and daughter action. It has also been pushing stepdad/daddy daughter action. Also siblings and step siblings.


This is not healthy.
--

When everything is deviant, nothing is deviant.

So.. coming soon, necrophilia porn and snuff porn.

For this, they can move to Washington or Oregon, and take advantage of the assisted suicide laws.

Suicide by videotaped gang bang. Yep.

/yep, it all good people!

Posted by: shibumi at April 24, 2017 06:58 PM (FkAXz)

239 "And by the way, I don't think this woman is funny."

59 seconds in and I said, "No mas!".

Horrible. Not nasty, insightful, or observant, just stupid. I wasn't willing to view the whole thing to see if it redeemed itself.

Apparently Bill Nye runs a Horrorshow of some sort, too. I did not know that.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 24, 2017 06:58 PM (H8S+R)

240 And polygamy is the next frontier, it's an easy one. Brigham Young sighs.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 24, 2017 06:58 PM (6Ll1u)

241 217
This is how you end up with people converting to Islam.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at April 24, 2017 06:52 PM (J70i0)


That's where I see it heading. Young people growing up in a sea of sex, drugs, hedonism, and insanity.

One day they will wake up seeking direction and structure in their lives, and Islam will be waiting with open arms.

Posted by: rickl at April 24, 2017 06:58 PM (sdi6R)

242 It's another nod to their lord and master Islam.

By not calling it by it's true name, some people can be convinced that it's the same as "circumcision" which keeps the ignorant... well, ignorant.

They're basically conspiring with Islam to keep people stupid.


It's literally Islamophobia, as they are terrified of saying anything that might get them beheaded.

Posted by: gewa76 at April 24, 2017 06:58 PM (f4GSC)

243
221 I saw a picture on 4chan pol the other day where a woman had shoved a regulation sized basketball up her vagina.


Regulation NBA or WNBA?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 24, 2017 06:53 PM (8ZskC)

It was tan leather so NBA. She was in the birthing position and the basketball was barely crowning.

I'd never seen anything like it.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 24, 2017 06:58 PM (2qHjF)

244 >>The problem they will run into with pedophilia is the soccer moms. I
mean pedophilia in the strict sense of sex with pre-pubescent kids.

You would think. And yet there seems to be anew story every week about a public school teacher (99.9% of the time a woman) sleeping with an underage student. Keep wondering where the outrage is on that, especially while watching Best Picture "Spotlight."

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2017 06:58 PM (NOIQH)

245 234 The problem they will run into with pedophilia is the soccer moms. I mean pedophilia in the strict sense of sex with pre-pubescent kids.
There will be a similar problem with pronouncing incest a right.

You have to get a majority of sentimental middle-to-upper-middle-class women on board with these things.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 24, 2017 06:56 PM (0jtPF)

Right up until the local neighborhood Muslims feel comfortable enough to brandish weapons in public.

Then the women will fall into line and put on their burqas.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 24, 2017 06:58 PM (Vevy5)

246 What's happened to Mary? Was it Maetenloch who was socking her? Or maybe Maet plus others who have left?

Posted by: Skookumchuk at April 24, 2017 06:49 PM (tz8Mw)
............

She hooked up with BEN who is now explaining everything to her, so she's pretty busy.

Posted by: wth at April 24, 2017 06:59 PM (HgMAr)

247 what do you think is next up on the menu?

Posted by: shibumi at April 24, 2017 06:35 PM (FkAXz)


Remember, normalizing both homosexuality and transgenderism isn't actually about sex.

It is about bringing down society be undermining it's very pillars.

Sex is just a tool of the Left. If "sexual liberation" is useful, then they push that. If prudishness is useful, then they push that instead.

The next thing will probably be about pushing asexuality, especially in regards to coitus, by doing what they are already doing: Turning men into pajama boys and women into shrieking girls incapable of sexual consent.

Oh, exceptions will be made for those dabbling in homosexuality or genderbending... but only so far as those things continue to be useful...

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 24, 2017 06:59 PM (rUIbB)

248 Can we leave off the graphic descriptions, yo? I know it's the horde but holy crap.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 24, 2017 07:00 PM (yL25O)

249 I assume once they've finished making everything permissible, they'll start banning stuff.

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You are charged with one count of missionary position.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 24, 2017 07:00 PM (Nwg0u)

250 Right up until the local neighborhood Muslims feel comfortable enough to brandish weapons in public.

Then the women will fall into line and put on their burqas.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 24, 2017 06:58 PM (Vevy5)

It'll never get that far.

Civil War 2.0 (the hot version) will happen long before then.

Posted by: Country Boy - Michigan exile at April 24, 2017 07:00 PM (Jcg9Q)

251 You know, I don't feel so ashamed of just hanging around, jerkin' my gerkin anymore... thank you Barack Obama

Posted by: David Carradine at April 24, 2017 07:00 PM (DpOmP)

252 I'd never seen anything like it.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 24, 2017 06:58 PM (2qHjF)

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i never want to.

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 24, 2017 07:00 PM (i8bpR)

253 Made it to 1:05 on the video!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 24, 2017 07:01 PM (kP16F)

254 I think some people are missing that Pedophilia/Incest/Polygamy are less about the Hollywood/Anything Goes types as they are about bringing in more and more of Shari'ah Law.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 24, 2017 07:01 PM (Vevy5)

255 The Aristocrats!

Posted by: Old Stevie at April 24, 2017 07:01 PM (YBUIU)

256
234 The problem they will run into with pedophilia is the soccer moms. I mean pedophilia in the strict sense of sex with pre-pubescent kids.
There will be a similar problem with pronouncing incest a right.

You have to get a majority of sentimental middle-to-upper-middle-class women on board with these things.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 24, 2017 06:56 PM (0jtPF)

I keep up with a few accounts of the trolling Alt Right, and one had a tweet that was recieveing high praise by an academic man who was opening up a daycare and school,where it would be encouraged specifically for children to sexualize each other.

I shit you not.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 24, 2017 07:02 PM (2qHjF)

257 You could have a weekly thread of the fucked up stories across the country in public education. It would blow peoples minds.

Posted by: Aaron Hernandez at April 24, 2017 07:02 PM (89T5c)

258 Remember, normalizing both homosexuality and transgenderism isn't actually about sex.



It is about bringing down society be undermining it's very pillars.



Sex is just a tool of the Left. If "sexual liberation" is useful,
then they push that. If prudishness is useful, then they push that
instead.



The next thing will probably be about pushing asexuality,
especially in regards to coitus, by doing what they are already doing:
Turning men into pajama boys and women into shrieking girls incapable of
sexual consent.



Oh, exceptions will be made for those dabbling in homosexuality or
genderbending... but only so far as those things continue to be
useful...

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 24, 2017 06:59 PM (rUIbB)


This. It's about control. They encourage dangerous behaviors and discourage the formation of healthy relationships that could serve as a counterweight to the almighty state. It's the opposite of social conservatism, which viewed family and social networks as a means to support people without bringing in the government.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 24, 2017 07:02 PM (fKWf6)

259 Off felon sock.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 24, 2017 07:02 PM (89T5c)

260 250
It'll never get that far.

Civil War 2.0 (the hot version) will happen long before then.
Posted by: Country Boy - Michigan exile at April 24, 2017 07:00 PM (Jcg9Q)


I hope you're right, but I honestly thought it would start in 2009.

Posted by: rickl at April 24, 2017 07:02 PM (sdi6R)

261 We've been counting down to the moment where it's officially a mainstream idea on the left that you must have gay sex, upon demand, to prove you're not homophobic



One word: Fuck. You.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 07:03 PM (HBKaX)

262 rickl, 241 - "One day they will wake up seeking direction and structure in their lives, and Islam will be waiting with open arms."

That's my worry. Islam isn't theologically complex - no Trinity, etc. and is more understandable because simpler. And they didn't grow up hating it, as they have Christianity. So it will appeal to half-educated Western males and maybe females also.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at April 24, 2017 07:03 PM (tz8Mw)

263 Don Lemon and I use the same barber and hair products.

Posted by: John Travolta the Scientology Guy at April 24, 2017 07:04 PM (HgMAr)

264 We've been counting down to the moment where it's officially a
mainstream idea on the left that you must have gay sex, upon demand, to
prove you're not homophobic

----
One word: Fuck. You.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 07:03 PM (HBKaX)


That's the idea! Teehee!

Posted by: Shemp Smith at April 24, 2017 07:04 PM (GUBah)

265 The next thing will probably be about pushing asexuality,



I've been telling them for years that they can go fuck themselves.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 07:04 PM (HBKaX)

266 It's almost sad that Transgenders are so enamored with getting a Social Media (AND Televised/Print Media) spotlight over it that they can't even see that they are just a stalking horse for Islam.

It's the Islam, Stupid.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 24, 2017 07:04 PM (Vevy5)

267 will run into with pedophilia is the soccer moms. I
mean pedophilia in the strict sense of sex with pre-pubescent kids.

You would think. And yet there seems to be anew story every week about a public school teacher (99.9% of the time a woman) sleeping with an underage student. Keep wondering where the outrage is on that, especially while watching Best Picture "Spotlight."
Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2017 06:58 PM (NOIQH)

Boy rape is not rape and is not news.

One teacher recently blamed the 15 year old for hitting on her.

Unreal.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 24, 2017 07:05 PM (2qHjF)

268 You have to get a majority of sentimental middle-to-upper-middle-class women on board with these things.
----

Liberal women are stupid.

They can do this easily by shaming.

"Oh Louise, things are totally different now. This is done all the time in other cultures, and no one ever gets hurt. Children have all kinds of sexual urges from the time they're born and as parents, we have to make sure they have outlets for their natural sexual expressions. The only people who are against having their eight year old daughter lose their virginity to their 40 year old soccer coach are those backwards conservative haters. You're not a hater, are you? "

Posted by: shibumi at April 24, 2017 07:05 PM (FkAXz)

269 Science wears v neck tee shirts and no socks. Science lets you know it's into fragrances. Science has a box of sangria in the fridge and a white leather sectional. Say hello to science.

Posted by: Dang at April 24, 2017 07:05 PM (WnEBH)

270 Look on the bright side: The current state of the Democratic party implies the public is rejecting this crap, and the Left just hasn't caught on yet.
May they go the way of the Shakers.

Posted by: gewa76 at April 24, 2017 07:05 PM (f4GSC)

271 --
--
We've been counting down to the moment where it's
officially a mainstream idea on the left that you must have gay sex,
upon demand, to prove you're not homophobic







One word: Fuck. You.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 07:03 PM
-------------------

You're going to give in right away?

Posted by: irright at April 24, 2017 07:05 PM (vqzjE)

272 I've just flown in from California, where they've made homosexuality legal. I thought I'd get out before they make it compulsory.

Posted by: Zombie Bob Hope at April 24, 2017 07:05 PM (SIY7D)

273 >>Sex is just a tool of the Left. If "sexual liberation" is useful, then
they push that. If prudishness is useful, then they push that instead.


Used to think the Left's push for any/all kinds of sex and rape culture were opposites. But they're not, if you look at it as their quest to get the government into your bedroom, to get between every relationship. They will force you to share a dressing room/bathroom/lockerroom with someone of the opposite sex, they will force you to officially document every hook-up (consent forms for all!) and prosecute every flirtation or hook-up gone bad, they will force you to celebrate LGBTQ culture often, etc.


Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2017 07:06 PM (NOIQH)

274 Crop tops and beer guts - a #winning combo!

Posted by: Holdfast at April 24, 2017 07:06 PM (nNdYv)

275 AUGHHH! AUGGGGHHHH! AUGGGGGHHHHHHHH!

Posted by: Zombie Sam Kinison at April 24, 2017 07:06 PM (SIY7D)

276 Polygamy will be pushed as "polyamory".

We'll see some attractive white middle-class couple and their shared "girlfriend" who will talk about how they've manage to create a blended "family" and how horrible is it that they can't be legally recognized, etc., etc.

Pedophilia will will be pushed by gradually lowering the age of consent, first for homosexual activity (It will be argued that it's healthy for a young gay boy to have experience with older men), as well as the sexualization of children (since there's no power disparity it isn't rape, and wouldn't you rather have them able to learn about sex safely).

I wouldn't be surprised if they also push incest along with it. After all, surely it's better for a young boy or girl to learn about sex from a trusted family member, rather than fumbling around in the back seat of a car somewhere?

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 24, 2017 07:07 PM (fKWf6)

277 I hope you're right, but I honestly thought it would start in 2009.

Posted by: rickl at April 24, 2017 07:02 PM (sdi6R)

People were willing to give Prezzy Dipshit a chance. Remember, his campaign was much more mainstream than it turned out to be. I don't think many at the time could have envisioned how far down the shithole he would take this country.

Posted by: Country Boy - Michigan exile at April 24, 2017 07:08 PM (Jcg9Q)

278 I used to be in the camp that thought all this worry
about sexual deviance was overblown, back in my libertarian phase. I
figured we'd basically hit a balance point- gheys get married and we
stop hearing about all this psycho bullshit.



I'd like to apologize on behalf of my younger self for this error in judgement. I could not have been more wrong.

Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at April 24, 2017 06:56 PM (wwd4n)

I second this. I was wrong.

Who could imagine that the left could be so insane?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 24, 2017 07:08 PM (tHwdc)

279
It'll never get that far.



Civil War 2.0 (the hot version) will happen long before then.

Posted by: Country Boy - Michigan exile at April 24, 2017 07:00 PM (Jcg9Q)

Yes and no. The country isn't monolithic. It may never happen in Alabama,but it's certainly going to happen in Dearbornistan. This is why there won't be a country, at least not a single one.

Posted by: DFCtomm at April 24, 2017 07:08 PM (50gG9)

280 Western civilization are having less children and the muzzies are having more. The defining factor is the incest rate among these cultures is already having an adverse effect'

If we can't get them out we'll let them breed themselves out.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2017 07:08 PM (/P46o)

281 268 You have to get a majority of sentimental middle-to-upper-middle-class women on board with these things.
----

Liberal women are stupid.

They can do this easily by shaming.

"Oh Louise, things are totally different now. This is done all the time in other cultures, and no one ever gets hurt. Children have all kinds of sexual urges from the time they're born and as parents, we have to make sure they have outlets for their natural sexual expressions. The only people who are against having their eight year old daughter lose their virginity to their 40 year old soccer coach are those backwards conservative haters. You're not a hater, are you? "
Posted by: shibumi at April 24, 2017 07:05 PM (FkAXz)

If the protective mother instinct kicks in, then no, that tactic isn't gonna work.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at April 24, 2017 07:08 PM (B11vO)

282 Porn has been pushing hard the stepmom/ mommy son and daughter action.
It has also been pushing stepdad/daddy daughter action. Also siblings
and step siblings.



This is not healthy.


Zoey Holloway is the semen-drenched face of the enemy.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 24, 2017 07:09 PM (fKWf6)

283 Bill Nye's got crazy eyes.

I get a huge aspie vibe from him, and not the 'RainMan' kind, more the staring vengefully at your house in the pouring rain for hours on end.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 24, 2017 07:10 PM (oVJmc)

284 The cotton ceiling is a thing in trans cicles. Basically it's guy who wear dresses whining that lesbians are transphobic for not sucking their girldick.

https://terfisaslur.com/cotton-ceiling/

There's a whole webpage of crap that's been published about it. So it's not just that straight men won't stick their dick in trans crazy, it's that lesbos won't scissor with them either.

Posted by: nnptcgrad at April 24, 2017 07:10 PM (PzBTm)

285 Who could imagine that the left could be so insane?
---
anyone with an IQ larger than their hat/bra size?

/white smoke


Posted by: redc1c4 at April 24, 2017 07:10 PM (i8bpR)

286
How is this bullshit "mainstream" but reforming Social Security is a "third-rail" political issue??


Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 07:10 PM (shCrB)

287 The problem they will run into with pedophilia is the soccer moms. I mean pedophilia in the strict sense of sex with pre-pubescent kids.
There will be a similar problem with pronouncing incest a right.

You have to get a majority of sentimental middle-to-upper-middle-class women on board with these things.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 24, 2017 06:56 PM (0jtPF)


This is why they will normalize adult-teen relationships. First ephebophilia then hebephilia. Give those "soccer moms" a bunch of horny teenage boys, and suddenly it it becomes possible.

Of course, mothers involved in molestation usually involve their daughters with other men. I recall reading somewhere about a guy who recounted a conversation with his uncle who had been a photographer for "Color Climax" in the Netherlands back in the '70's after the Dutch has legalized kiddy porn. This guy said that it was always the mothers who had brought in their young daughters for the porn, and that there was never an actual father around (mother's boyfriend, but no father). The guy also said that boys were always in greater demand, but that mothers almost never brought in their sons for molestation... by others at least.

Normalizing "soccer moms" banging boys who've just hit puberty, and normalizing fatherless households with mothers who resent the "competition" from their own daughters, will the vector that we are already treading upon as a society.

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 24, 2017 07:11 PM (rUIbB)

288 The only people who are against having their eight year old daughter lose their virginity to their 40 year old soccer coach are those backwards conservative haters. You're not a hater, are you? "
Posted by: shibumi



Come October, I will become a grandparent for the first time.
Harm that child, and they will never find your body.

No brag. Just fact.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 07:11 PM (HBKaX)

289 #ThisIsWhyYouGotTrump

They don't know when to stop and it ALWAYS bites them in the tight and toned tranny ass.

Posted by: Max Power at April 24, 2017 07:11 PM (QCc6B)

290 If Heather Graham is a tranny there may be a very slight chance that I could be convinced I'm gay for a tranny.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 24, 2017 07:11 PM (IDPbH)

291 47 You not only followed their ways and copied their detestable practices, but in all your ways you soon became more depraved than they. 48 As surely as I live, declares the Sovereign Lord, your sister Sodom and her daughters never did what you and your daughters have done.

49 Now this was the sin of your sister Sodom: She and her daughters were arrogant, overfed and unconcerned; they did not help the poor and needy. 50 They were haughty and did detestable things before me. Therefore I did away with them as you have seen.

I don't believe every piece of scripture has to spell out every exact sin for the explanation. S&G were destroyed for their complete rebellion against God. Homosexuality was one of those sins.

And Romans 1:26 says that lesbians are sinning as well. Why wouldn't they be?

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at April 24, 2017 07:11 PM (J70i0)

292
How the fark did banning terrorists from entering our country become a "third rail" political issue but the Left can mainstream this depravity?

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 07:11 PM (shCrB)

293
We let this happen.

We allow the Left to do this.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 07:12 PM (shCrB)

294 291 47 You not only followed their ways and copied their detestable practices, but in all your ways you soon became more depraved than they. 48 As surely as I live, declares the Sovereign Lord, your sister Sodom and her daughters never did what you and your daughters have done.

49 Now this was the sin of your sister Sodom: She and her daughters were arrogant, overfed and unconcerned; they did not help the poor and needy. 50 They were haughty and did detestable things before me. Therefore I did away with them as you have seen.

I don't believe every piece of scripture has to spell out every exact sin for the explanation. S&G were destroyed for their complete rebellion against God. Homosexuality was one of those sins.

And Romans 1:26 says that lesbians are sinning as well. Why wouldn't they be?
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at April 24, 2017 07:11 PM (J70i0)

Yeah, that is Kindley's error. If it isn't spelled out then it isn't wrong.

Pathetic logic.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at April 24, 2017 07:13 PM (B11vO)

295 Would it be bigoted to lust only after she-goats?

Posted by: Achmed the Clockmaker at April 24, 2017 07:13 PM (Tyii7)

296 Bill Nye, the Brown Eye.

Posted by: Achmed the Clockmaker at April 24, 2017 07:14 PM (Tyii7)

297 292


How the fark did banning terrorists from entering our country become
a "third rail" political issue but the Left can mainstream this
depravity?





Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 07:11 PM (shCrB)

You see Conservative Inc. agreed that the left were the truly compassionate ones, and so they basically let them determine what was and was not moral. I personally blame it on Alan Alda, but I digress. Progressives then set about making every issue a moral one, and the position taken by the right was always evil.

Posted by: DFCtomm at April 24, 2017 07:15 PM (50gG9)

298 Aw crap- muzzie cultures.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 24, 2017 07:15 PM (/P46o)

299 We keep winning elections, but we aren't winning a thing.

Posted by: josephistan at April 24, 2017 07:15 PM (ANIFC)

300 Remember, we now have people who honestly declare that "age" is just a social construct...

http://dailycaller.com/2015/12/09/this-52-year-old-man-lives-as-a-6-year-old-girl/

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 24, 2017 07:16 PM (rUIbB)

301 I am grilling lamb kabobs, asparagus from the garden, and some of last years stored onions. So f×ck these perverts with a rusty shovel. They are all confused, rabid puppies. Check into the mental ward, and grow up.

Posted by: colfax mingo at April 24, 2017 07:17 PM (mc8bR)

302 >>>And Romans 1:26 says that lesbians are sinning as well. Why wouldn't they be?

"against nature" does not necessarily mean lesbian. I had always understood Romans 1:26 to imply bestiality. Don't remember my source, but I would think if it meant lesbianism it would be more directly addressed, like man-on-man was.

Posted by: wooga at April 24, 2017 07:17 PM (r/tiB)

303 If a chick is "halfway stacked" as a D cup, then what's "fully stacked"? A G cup? I want to be AoSHQ Stylebook compliant here!

Posted by: pookysgirl at April 24, 2017 07:17 PM (ar2KI)

304 Science told me the other day it was going to, "rape my ass to a show tune medley" and I'm not so sure it was joking

Posted by: Dang at April 24, 2017 07:17 PM (WnEBH)

305 Significantly less than 3% of the population iirc.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 24, 2017 07:18 PM (fD1ST)

306 Posted by: The Political Hat at April 24, 2017 07:11 PM (rUIbB)

You can see this coming a mile away.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 24, 2017 07:18 PM (2qHjF)

307 299
We keep winning elections, but we aren't winning a thing.

Posted by: josephistan at April 24, 2017 07:15 PM (ANIFC)

Politics is down stream from culture, but nobody wanted to hear that until recently. Matter of fact you were considered a little racist to even say it.

Posted by: DFCtomm at April 24, 2017 07:18 PM (50gG9)

308 And on behalf of the late Ray Bradbury, I'm offended.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 24, 2017 07:18 PM (oVJmc)

309
meanwhile, Republicans are too scared to defund planned abortionhood

I'm so sick of these phony shits.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 07:18 PM (shCrB)

310 OK, I;ve been hearing about this Bill Nye sex video all day, and never bothered actually watching it because who cares?.

But Ace embedded the video to make it easy, so I have now finally watched it.

And...

And...

...and it was about 10,000,000,000 times worse than i even imagined.

O
M
G

This guy is the left's "science hero" who is "saving the world"????

Bullshit postmodern neo-Marxist hysterico-feminist bullshit propaganda now counts as "science"?

Buffoonery of the highest order.

And yet he remains their go-to guy, whose very name is considered a devastating retort:

"Global Warming is a hoax!"

"Yeah? Well -- Bill Nye! That that, wingnut!"

Posted by: zombie at April 24, 2017 07:18 PM (DQ4Fv)

311 Posted by: wooga at April 24, 2017 07:17 PM (r/tiB)

Dude. it says "in the same way", albeit in the following verse.

In the same way that men were consumed with passion for each other.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 24, 2017 07:19 PM (yL25O)

312 #ILoveScienceGaySexually

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 24, 2017 07:19 PM (oVJmc)

313 I've never heard of this chick and really didn't need to see her either.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 24, 2017 07:19 PM (RrhD2)

314 We're not voting our way out of this.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 24, 2017 07:19 PM (89T5c)

315
Posted by: Aaron Hernandez at April 24, 2017 07:02 PM

Are you still hanging around?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2017 07:20 PM (IqV8l)

316 Lesbianism differs from gay sex because the historical emphasis was on improper disposition of male seed - a sin that is not common with lesbians.

Posted by: wooga at April 24, 2017 07:20 PM (r/tiB)

317 Keep in mind, after this transgender bullshit becomes mainstream, the Left has even more in store for us.
---------

Look up "pedosexuals" and "pedophobia". Actually don't, but they are a thing and even that is not the end game. But it's close.

Posted by: Mega at April 24, 2017 07:20 PM (1CtvB)

318 Bullshit postmodern neo-Marxist hysterico-feminist bullshit propaganda now counts as "science"?

People's misplaced emotions most definitely aren't 'science.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 24, 2017 07:20 PM (oVJmc)

319 And yet he remains their go-to guy, whose very name is considered a devastating retort:

"Global Warming is a hoax!"

"Yeah? Well -- Bill Nye! That that, wingnut!"




Bill Nye - the balloon knot guy.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 07:20 PM (HBKaX)

320 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 24, 2017 07:20 PM (KCxzN)

321 Did someone mention that age was just a "social construct"?

http://preview.tinyurl.com/ldhm6jd

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 24, 2017 07:21 PM (kP16F)

322 Back at another thread someone recommended robinofberkeley.com.
So, I try to get there 3 ways and every time I get robinofberkeley is FOBIDDEN ON THIS SERVER. Wth is that? Am I'm being censored or is it a malware spot?

Posted by: gNewt at April 24, 2017 07:21 PM (L8slQ)

323 Then bestiality.

Posted by: wth


ISIS already got fucked by hogs.

Posted by: DaveA at April 24, 2017 07:21 PM (FhXTo)

324 Beakman >>>> Bill Nye

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 24, 2017 07:21 PM (oVJmc)

325 How the fark did banning terrorists from entering our country become a "third rail" political issue but the Left can mainstream this depravity?

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 07:11 PM (shCrB)

That pretty much sums it up. A perfect statement.

I'll try to give you credit when I repeat it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 24, 2017 07:21 PM (fD1ST)

326 People. This is not "science"... this is a group of seamen in Hamburg

Posted by: Albert Einstein at April 24, 2017 07:21 PM (DpOmP)

327 Posted by: zombie at April 24, 2017 07:18 PM (DQ4Fv)

Your article was at the top of drudge a while ago.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 07:22 PM (u8Ywb)

328
When you break it down, Bruce Jenner wants to suck a dick without feeling guilty about sucking a dick. It's all theatre to make him feel good about sucking a dick. 'Applauding' his 'brave' decision.

I don't care what he does. But if someone wants to point a finger at me as 'judgmental' for noticing that he's a guy sucking another guys dick, so be it.

I think I can deal with that. After all, I'm not some guy sucking another guys dick.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 24, 2017 07:22 PM (HTdUD)

329
Come October, I will become a grandparent for the first time.
Harm that child, and they will never find your body.

No brag. Just fact.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 07:11 PM (HBKaX)

Just remember, it's bigoted to ask if they will be having a boy or a girl, you'll just have to wait until it is old enough to talk and ask the child.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 24, 2017 07:22 PM (a3sfz)

330 LOL. WTF did I just watch?


Brain bleach, please!


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 24, 2017 07:22 PM (8iiMU)

331 324 Beakman >>>> Bill Nye
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 24, 2017 07:21 PM (oVJmc)

Not so fast. Paul Zaloom (Beakman) otherwise made his name on doing Left-Wing Political Puppet Shows, did he not?

Posted by: Hikaru at April 24, 2017 07:22 PM (Vevy5)

332 301 I am grilling lamb kabobs, asparagus from the garden, and some of last years stored onions. So f?ck these perverts with a rusty shovel. They are all confused, rabid puppies. Check into the mental ward, and grow up.
Posted by: colfax mingo at April 24, 2017 07:17 PM
====

Sir I would like to subscribe to your newsletter .

Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at April 24, 2017 07:23 PM (r58H0)

333 This guy is the left's "science hero" who is "saving the world"????
............

I think he's just trying to save his mortgage.
Bill Nye Saves The World - Nobody can be THAT stupid right? RIGHT?

Posted by: wth at April 24, 2017 07:24 PM (HgMAr)

334 Daily Reminder: Democrats are guided by Satan.

Posted by: Mega at April 24, 2017 07:24 PM (1CtvB)

335 Just remember, it's bigoted to ask if they will be having a boy or a girl,




I'm a bigot.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 07:24 PM (HBKaX)

336 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I'VE GOT COUSINS WITH THE LAST NAME "DICK"!!


one was a Delaware State Trooper. Ever get stopped by Trooper Dick?

Posted by: Ben Rothleeeeesburgher at April 24, 2017 07:24 PM (ihtYN)

337
nood

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 07:25 PM (shCrB)

338 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I'VE GOT COUSINS WITH THE LAST NAME "DICK"!!


one was a Delaware State Trooper. Ever get stopped by Trooper Dick?





I've been stopped by many a dick.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 07:25 PM (HBKaX)

339 I'm still waiting for the homosexual community to make up their mind as to whether you are born gay or it's a choice. Presently their position alters back and forth depending on whether it supports their side of whatever issue is being debated.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 24, 2017 07:25 PM (IDPbH)

340
We (in this species) are born male or female. We will die as one or the other. Anything sewn on or sliced off in the interim is irrelevant.

Those of us who are confused about which gender we are suffer from mental or emotional issues.

Help is available to resolve this confusion.

Not much else to be said, IMHO.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 24, 2017 07:25 PM (S/hVx)

341 But Ace embedded the video to make it easy, so I have now finally watched it.


And...


And...


...and it was about 10,000,000,000 times worse than i even imagined.


O
M
G


This guy is the left's "science hero" who is "saving the world"????
--

I could only tolerate 38 seconds before I had to shut it off.

As for "heroes of the left" one of my favorites will always be Al "Resist We Much" Sharpton.

Posted by: shibumi at April 24, 2017 07:25 PM (FkAXz)

342 I haven't read any comments yet but just want to be on record as finding that video extremely vile, stupid and disturbing.

Posted by: cfo mom at April 24, 2017 07:26 PM (RfzVr)

343
This guy is the left's "science hero" who is "saving the world"????


He has a degree in mechanical engineering,so what makes him an expert on climatology?

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at April 24, 2017 07:26 PM (lKyWE)

344 324 Beakman >>>> Bill Nye
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 24, 2017 07:21 PM (oVJmc)

FFS, the guy in the rat costume on Beakman's World >>>> Bill Nye

Posted by: josephistan at April 24, 2017 07:26 PM (ANIFC)

345 Ever get stopped by Trooper Dick?

Yes.

Posted by: Sandra Flook at April 24, 2017 07:26 PM (Tyii7)

346 Bill Nye Saves The World - Nobody can be THAT stupid right? RIGHT?

--

No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the american public.

Posted by: shibumi at April 24, 2017 07:26 PM (FkAXz)

347 "It will be a trifecta of pedophilia, polygamy, and beastiality.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 24, 2017 06:48 PM (89T5c) "

Well that's great, just great. Does EVERY frickin' thread have to turn into a thread about the freaking Clintons?

Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, still a Tigers fan at April 24, 2017 07:26 PM (1aMQH)

348 That's my worry. Islam isn't theologically complex - no Trinity, etc. and is more understandable because simpler. And they didn't grow up hating it, as they have Christianity. So it will appeal to half-educated Western males and maybe females also.
------------------

Thankfully there's the pork and alcohol thing.

Posted by: Mega at April 24, 2017 07:27 PM (1CtvB)

349
Back at another thread someone recommended robinofberkeley.com.
So, I try to get there 3 ways and every time I get robinofberkeley is FOBIDDEN ON THIS SERVER. Wth is that? Am I'm being censored or is it a malware spot?
Posted by: gNewt



Prolly just a temporary overload on their end.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 24, 2017 07:27 PM (GgzGa)

350 better than this one nood

Posted by: concrete girl at April 24, 2017 07:27 PM (PWNxU)

351 I'm blaming everyone who is cool with gay "rights" and gay "marriage" for this atrocity...

Lest we forget, in the early days of the "battle for gay rights" the homos and pedos marched together! (Harry Hay and "NAMBLA marches with me", q.v.)

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 24, 2017 07:28 PM (kP16F)

352 He has a degree in mechanical engineering,so what makes him an expert on climatology?
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Nothing. On Tucker he said climate has only ever changed over 15,000 years.

Apparently, never heard of the Little Ice Age or is just a damn liar.

Posted by: Mega at April 24, 2017 07:29 PM (1CtvB)

353 Mega, 384 - it will be part of the new Islamic Puritanism, as a reaction to the debauchery of their parents.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at April 24, 2017 07:29 PM (tz8Mw)

354 348 That's my worry. Islam isn't theologically complex - no Trinity, etc. and is more understandable because simpler. And they didn't grow up hating it, as they have Christianity. So it will appeal to half-educated Western males and maybe females also.
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Thankfully there's the pork and alcohol thing.

Posted by: Mega at April 24, 2017 07:27 PM (1CtvB)

Unhealthy. Milennials are Very Concerned about nutrition & shit like that.

Posted by: josephistan at April 24, 2017 07:29 PM (ANIFC)

355 This guy is the left's "science hero" who is "saving the world"????

That is literally the name of his show, so yes.

Posted by: rickl at April 24, 2017 07:29 PM (sdi6R)

356 they wanted there to be GAY Boy/Girl Scout Leaders, church camp leaders, coaches, or basically anything requiring they guide youngsters.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now luxuriating in vast pools of winning! at April 24, 2017 06:32 PM (kXoT0)


I've been informed that it's straight men sexually exploiting boys. Seriously.

Posted by: Emmie at April 24, 2017 07:35 PM (xVuS6)

357 I was born in the wrong century. And on the wrong planet.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 24, 2017 07:36 PM (97XyN)

358 59 seconds in and I said, "No mas!".

I only lasted 29 seconds until I said "Nope! This is a steaming pile".

CW Jr heard it, and now he says he's done with Nye. My daughter still likes him...wonder if she's seen this yet.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread on the all-night request line at April 24, 2017 07:36 PM (rJUlF)

359 Ben Had.. if you are still here click on my nic. I made a mens bracelet. Let me know.. just a model.. we can go from here, if you are still interested.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at April 24, 2017 07:37 PM (CNHr1)

360 Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at April 24, 2017 07:37 PM (CNHr1)

That reminds me, Jewells--my niece really likes her "Roll Tide" bracelet.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 24, 2017 07:45 PM (97XyN)

361 Thank you Cloyd and thanks for the nice review

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at April 24, 2017 07:47 PM (CNHr1)

362 Levelers always level down.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2017 07:54 PM (LTHVh)

363 Your article was at the top of drudge a while ago.
Posted by: CaliGirl


I saw that. Woo-hoo!

You are among the very few people who knew what article would be on Drudge before it even appeared on Drudge! It's like having a time machine!

Posted by: zombie at April 24, 2017 08:02 PM (DQ4Fv)

364 I'm often rather "gay" (Happy, cheerful, light hearted) but I have never had sex with a woman and I'm definitely not a transexual who wants to be a man so that I can have sex with a womanl.Nope! Nope! Nope!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2017 08:05 PM (fDdVG)

365 Does saying some of my favorite people are women mean that to the leftists I am a lesbian? Good grief!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2017 08:07 PM (fDdVG)

366 So it's all choice now?

Because yesterday there was no choosing involved. Now it's a spectrum?

Is the new position just that you're supposed to wonder in amazed curiosity who or what you're going to have sex with tonight on any given day?

Posted by: Kensington at April 24, 2017 08:11 PM (Cw3TC)

367 I would like to ask a hardcore evolutionist how homosexuality could be anything but a birth defect. Not be flippant, but due to its nature it is not likely to be propagated.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 24, 2017 08:15 PM (P/kVC)

368 Posted by: Kensington at April 24, 2017 08:11 PM (Cw3TC)

That sounds like a good summation. :^(

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2017 08:16 PM (fDdVG)

369 Well, two can play this game, they are all bigoted heterophobes.

Posted by: Darth Randall at April 24, 2017 08:33 PM (6n332)

370 But I thought sexual preferences were hard wired
genetically? If they are, then how can anyone be criticized for not
wanting to have sex with someone who's "trans"?


Posted by: Kensington at April 24, 2017 06:28 PM (Cw3TC)

Cause that is implying that men who say they are women are not actually women if guys who like women don't like them.

Posted by: redbanzai at April 24, 2017 08:35 PM (FTXAT)

371 'you must have gay sex, upon demand to prove you're not homophobic.'

Ok? I say you must have heterosexual sex upon demand to prove you're not heterophobic. I volunteer.

'I would like to ask a hardcore evolutionist how homosexuality could be anything but a birth defect.'

Do you really think if we were born and raised without interaction with other humans, we'd even recognize male and female? Chimps don't. I think homosexuality is a byproduct of the ideas you accept. (not a choice but the RESULT - effect - of a choice)

Posted by: Steve D at April 24, 2017 09:06 PM (En+6a)

372 Well, I wear a DD-cup, so I'm twice as qualified to speak as she is, and I think she and her vagina should both shut up for the rest of their lives.

Posted by: Pogonip at April 24, 2017 09:12 PM (t9QjF)

373 Sorry, libertines and libertarians, the gay marriage debate made us collectively a whole lot stupider. There were a whole lot of logical disconnects, and premature equivalences that we were supposed to just let slide, simply because "it was time" for this social development, and they told you that resistance is simply animosity at treating people "equal" to you.

Even Ace was pumping that he didn't want to feel like a bigot--but if you buy what other people are pressing as "bigotry" of fashion, then this is your next step.

But let's review the case in New Mexico, shall we. Gay men were men who were born with a preference for men, and they couldn't do anything about it, thus in order for their (ad hoc) "right to marriage" (you get to "fundamental" by cutting and pasting Warren in Loving v. Virginia--and it's SO PROGRESSIVE-MINDED of you!! pat, pat), thus they could not receive their "right to marry" unless it was delivered to them in a way that they would likely use it.

So the law had to change. Because someone's proclivity was such that they could just not "tell themselves a lie" and not be with a hot, young chickguy, and that being married to a old, frumpy hag their agefemale was just not going to fit in with their sexual coupling style.

So we changed the law for treating one built-in (ingrained--bedrock) preference as another. But the LGBT community, is moving to an idea where it's like WHAT'S your uptight BIGOTRY of your petty attractions got to with treating all people equally??!!

So now, being a guy, just not in to women is the new definition of "normal" and the much larger proclivity of the time: just not being into guys will be pushed as intolerance, because it is not "diverse". It's simply the same-old same-old. The mass man is hateful, and you're hateful to the extent that you resemble the mass man.

This is not thinking, this is peer pressure and reacting. And let's all remember that about a month from Obergefell, the T's get theirs became the agenda of the LGBT syndicate"community".

Posted by: Axeman at April 24, 2017 09:30 PM (u8kDN)

374 Just read a 70-page treatise on human sexuality. No support for the notion people are born gay. No support for transgender having genetic or other biological cause. Comprehensive review of the largest studies doesn't answer all of the questions, but dismisses most of the crap that is peddled as 'science.'

Posted by: IanDeal at April 24, 2017 11:05 PM (teGBX)

375 Just saying that video was pure C.R.A.P. Wish I'd never seen it.

I hope Nye keeps doing this, as he deserves to burnish his brand with it.

You know what they say about polishing a turd...

Posted by: The Placid One at April 24, 2017 11:12 PM (pGl0i)

376 This is a strange ongoing them in Joe Halderman's The Forever War.

Posted by: CDeo at April 25, 2017 12:09 AM (YPiFc)

377 Anyone else notice the "reporter" in the Mirror piece says the "girls" are looking for "hot guys"?

So it's ok to judge on appearance, but not on actual gender?

Posted by: SGT York at April 25, 2017 12:50 AM (ITvKk)

Blue Checkmark Mafia Goes Nuts Over Claim That Debbie Schlussel Accused Sean Hannity of Sexual Harassment; Debbie Schlussel Later Clarifies She's Not Accusing Him Of That

The John Ekdahl rule: From 7am to 12pm, the deranged leftist media goes crazy every day with some new #FakeNews. Then from 5pm to 8pm, they begrudgingly walk back their claims when people aren't online.

Debbie Schlussel claimed that Sean Hannity invited her to his hotel room and she declined and then she was never on his show again.

She later clarified she'd never accuse him of sexual harassment based on such facts. Even assuming they are facts, which I don't. More on that later.

Now, in an interview with LawNewz.com on Monday morning, Schlussel is denying that she was ever sexually harassed by Sean Hannity. While Schlussel stands by her description of the incident, Schlussel told us that she doesn’t believe what happened between the two amounted to sexual harassment by any legal definition.

"I would never accuse him of that. Sexual harassment has a special meaning under the law, and I would never accuse him of that," Schlussel, an attorney herself, said. Schlussel said the interaction happened in the early 2000’s when Hannity was in Detroit taping a show.

"He tried to get me to go back to the hotel after the show after he and his executive producer Bill Shine treated me horribly," she said on the radio program. Schlussel later clarified that it wasn’t his hotel room, but rather his hotel. She told LawNewz.com that she did go on the show following the incident, but after that was "banned from Fox News."

Now, on that "assuming the facts are true" caveat:

Following the radio interview on Friday, Hannity issued a strongly worded statement denying Schlussel’s claims saying he plans to take legal action against Schlussel for possible libel.

“LET ME BE CLEAR THE COMMENTS ABOUT ME ON A RADIO SHOW THIS WEEK by this individual ARE 100% false and a complete fabrication,” Hannity said in a statement obtained by LawNewz.com. “This individual is a serial harasser who has been lying about me for well over a decade. The individual has a history of making provably false statements against me in an effort to slander, smear and besmirch my reputation. The individual has not just slandered me over the years but many people who this individual disagrees with.”

Brit Hume had a disagreement about this with ABC News' political director Matt Dowd, who looks like a thumb and tweets anti-conservative bullshit all day while claiming to be politically neutral.




Matthew Dowd is right -- one should never proposition someone in the course of one's job duties.

Speaking of divorces and hot new relationships, Megyn Kelly will debut on NBC in June.

Sort of.

"She will start in May, and her Sunday show will premiere in June," a network insider told us. Kelly had been expected to start in July after her Fox contract expired, but she was just released from her Fox deal two weeks ago.

She will join Kate Snow as part of NBC News’ Sunday night programming....

But the former Fox News star's upcoming weekday morning program remains in shambles. We're told NBC is still scrambling to find a staff and executive producer for the weekday morning show, which will debut in the fall.

"It’s a very real problem. There’s no staff in place. They have no idea what they’re going to do with Megyn. Ideas range from talk show to studio audience to news show. It's a problem," another source said. Kelly's rep didn't comment.

Liberals don't even want to work with someone who has the slightest whiff of not being fully liberal. Megyn Kelly always struck me as a liberal Republican (at best), but that is a bridge too far for today's militant progressives.

Hell, the Murdoch Sons may be about to take Fox fully liberal in an effort to feel respectable socializing with their fellow monied liberals again.

Posted by: Ace at 05:33 PM




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1 Open the flood gates

Posted by: Skip at April 24, 2017 05:26 PM (Ot7+c)

2 It pays to live on the west coast

Posted by: Reverse Polish Notation at April 24, 2017 05:27 PM (qfDb3)

3 I was at the Boar thread and didn't see much in new comments so thought everyone was here.
I'll get the corgis

Posted by: Skip at April 24, 2017 05:27 PM (Ot7+c)

4 Still lots of pig jokes to be told.

Posted by: fluffy at April 24, 2017 05:29 PM (jw2Xw)

5
So none of the crap she said was true or accurate, according to herself? Case closed, then.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 05:29 PM (+0mzC)

6 Ace, you're welcome for the thumb meme.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 05:29 PM (PY9jH)

7 Far be it from me to defend Hannity, but I'm pretty sure that even clarified he didn't even invite her to his room. Just his hotel.
Drinks? Dinner? Meh. I don't care either way.

Posted by: Chrissy Matthews at April 24, 2017 05:29 PM (lalCH)

8 Hannity would do well to go with the Pence rule.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 05:30 PM (PY9jH)

9 Fake but accurate maybe?

Posted by: Skip at April 24, 2017 05:30 PM (Ot7+c)

10 This nonsense is referred too as "Sean Hannity Sex Scandal" LOL.

Posted by: steevy at April 24, 2017 05:30 PM (r/0kC)

11
It's too bad Debbie is like this because she had a lot of potential to be an informative and entertaining personality.

But I think she thought she always had to push the envelope to be liked, or go over the top to get noticed.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 05:30 PM (+0mzC)

12 That Mike Pence guy sure is looking purty smart right about now...

Posted by: Oedipus at April 24, 2017 05:31 PM (CXLVd)

13 So NBC doesn't know what to do with its shiny new MeAgain toy? Ha.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 05:31 PM (PY9jH)

14 Hannity has Debbie pegged. I used to read her blog many years ago and she trashes everybody making assumptions and accusing people of terrible shit.

She punches right. All. The. Time.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 24, 2017 05:31 PM (2qHjF)

15 I heard Bill O used to "hang brain" whenever that body language chick was on his show.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 24, 2017 05:32 PM (x1XAV)

16 If Hannity sexually harassed someone he would do it 25 times every night 5 days a week using exactly the same words.

Posted by: wth at April 24, 2017 05:32 PM (HgMAr)

17 11
It's too bad Debbie is like this because she had a lot of potential to be an informative and entertaining personality.

But I think she thought she always had to push the envelope to be liked, or go over the top to get noticed.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 05:30 PM (+0mzC)

Well said. She goes way too far and Hannity is right it is borderline harassment.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 24, 2017 05:33 PM (2qHjF)

18 I used to go to her blog pretty soon after 911 and she has a hard on for him because she claims he used her content without permission. After that, she was in full attack mode.

Posted by: ryukyu at April 24, 2017 05:33 PM (Ta1DO)

19 Keep in mind what the Libs said about the Pence rule. They said it meant that women couldn't promoted in an environment where he wouldn't have dinner alone with another woman.

Looks like women aren't cut out for the working world.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 24, 2017 05:33 PM (Lqy/e)

20 The word of the Accused is always true if you're a Democrat.

Except if that person is accusing Bill Clinton of something. Or Hillary. Or Chelsea. Or Obama. Or any high ranking Democrat.

Then it's false. And raycist.

/did you not get the MSM memo?

Posted by: shibumi at April 24, 2017 05:33 PM (FkAXz)

21 Looks awfully coordinated to me.

I'm not a Hannity fan at all, I find the guy annoying, but when I see some nefarious group clearly collecting conservative scalps, there should be some push back from our side on this.

We're very quick to leave the wounded on the battlefield to die.

Posted by: Maritime at April 24, 2017 05:33 PM (espai)

22 The body language lady was sexy AF. Did she accuse Orielly of harassment?

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 24, 2017 05:34 PM (2qHjF)

23 Hannity just wanted her to come to the hotel so he could continue reciting his litany of blue collar jobs he's held. While doing them in the hotel.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 24, 2017 05:34 PM (x1XAV)

24 So NBC doesn't know what to do with its shiny new MeAgain toy? Ha.
............

I say shave her head, get her nose pierced, ear gauges and neck tattoos, then give her a show with Van Jones.

Posted by: wth at April 24, 2017 05:35 PM (HgMAr)

25
Why don't people name their sons Sherman anymore?

or Jubal, as I asked earlier. These are fine name for a lad!

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 05:35 PM (+0mzC)

26 Schussel is a nut. I've heard her on Stern. She is also someone I would not invite up to my room looks wise either.

Posted by: Little Girl Black's momma hog. at April 24, 2017 05:35 PM (Z9mio)

27 Any man that does not lust after some good looking wool is a fag---not that there is anything wrong with that

Now how they act upon that lust is another thing and also how ya play the game.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 24, 2017 05:35 PM (KlI/a)

28 I wonder how long until the Murdoch boys replace Hannity with Shemp?

Yeesh. I just made myself nauseated.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 05:35 PM (PY9jH)

29 Ace, you're welcome for the thumb meme.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 05:29 PM (PY9jH)

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find... me..... thumbody to lo-o-o-ve

find... me..... thumbody to lo-o-o-ve

find... me..... thumbody to lo-o-o-ve




Dontchoo want thumb body to l-o-o-o-ve.
Do-o-o-o-o-nt you need thumbody to love.
Dont you want thumbody to love.
You be better find thumbody to love.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 24, 2017 05:35 PM (8XRCm)

30 18 I used to go to her blog pretty soon after 911 and she has a hard on for him because she claims he used her content without permission. After that, she was in full attack mode.
Posted by: ryukyu at April 24, 2017 05:33 PM (Ta1DO)

Didn't she claim he was a secret member of a white supremacist group?

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 24, 2017 05:35 PM (2qHjF)

31 Dear Ace O'Spades,
One time in high school a male teacher told me that I looked nice that day. Should I press rape charges against him?? Now when I look back at the incident it think I may have felt uncomfortable, maybe. Or maybe I just felt good that someone complimented me. So that's like rape right?
Signed,
Every leftist that maybe be female or male or trans or etc.

Posted by: lindarose at April 24, 2017 05:35 PM (JNDQi)

32 Anybody who takes Debbie Schlussel at face value has the lowest calibrated bullshit detector in history. That woman is full on crackers.

Posted by: UGAdawg at April 24, 2017 05:35 PM (HL3BI)

33 I'm sure that there is a "I wouldn't fuck Sean Hannity with Debbie Schlussel's dick" joke in this story somewhere.

Damned if I can find it, though.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 24, 2017 05:36 PM (nIIRF)

34 12 That Mike Pence guy sure is looking purty smart right about now...
Posted by: Oedipus at April 24, 2017 05:31 PM (CXLVd)

++++

How dare he not invite a woman out to dinner alone?!!!

or

How dare he invite a woman out to dinner alone?!!!

Posted by: washrivergal at April 24, 2017 05:36 PM (Ivjge)

35 My conspiracy theory?
The Murdoch's are setting these serial harassers on the most hated conservatives at FOX. They can get rid of them by offering consolation money "for the good of the network" and replace them with their prog-buddies , without dealing with early termination issues and breaking contracts.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 24, 2017 05:36 PM (fLMbU)

36 The body language lady was sexy AF. Did she accuse Orielly of harassment?
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 24, 2017 05:34 PM (2qHjF)
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Yes.


And Laura Dhue too.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 24, 2017 05:36 PM (8XRCm)

37 My conspiracy theory?
The Murdoch's are setting these serial harassers on the most hated conservatives at FOX. They can get rid of them by offering consolation money "for the good of the network" and replace them with their prog-buddies , without dealing with early termination issues and breaking contracts.
--

PRetty sure Rush said this was going to happen last week.

Posted by: shibumi at April 24, 2017 05:37 PM (FkAXz)

38 Debbie Schlussel is probably a Jayson Blair Stephen Glass level fabulist if anyone ever bothered to check her articles. World Net Daily, she would send in articles about going undercover at mosques and Nation of Islam and report back what was said, really wild stuff.

Posted by: MikeN at April 24, 2017 05:37 PM (o/eHL)

39 With the left, you're damned if you do and damned if you don't.

Everyone here who thinks Joe Scarborough is screwing Mika, raise your hands.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 05:37 PM (PY9jH)

40 Good thing I'm not remotely conservative.

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 24, 2017 05:37 PM (cOHS7)

41 Dudes are always inviting women with shark teeth back to their room for for Beejers.

Posted by: Lord Sir x at April 24, 2017 05:37 PM (5S1b4)

42 Accusing someone of trying to have sex with MayonnaiseHead isn't accusing them of sexual harassment, it's questioning their sanity.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 24, 2017 05:37 PM (oVJmc)

43 I thought this was an opportunistic hit job by a long-time grudge-holder.

I was right.

Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at April 24, 2017 05:38 PM (17QyB)

44 41 Dudes are always inviting women with shark teeth back to their room for for Beejers.
Posted by: Lord Sir x at April 24, 2017 05:37 PM (5S1b4)

You're thinking of Wasserman.

Posted by: Little Girl Black's momma hog. at April 24, 2017 05:38 PM (Z9mio)

45 Everyone here who thinks Joe Scarborough is screwing Mika, raise your hands.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 05:37 PM (PY9jH)

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*raises hand**


...especially since Scarborough admits it.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 24, 2017 05:38 PM (8XRCm)

46 mmmmm....Laura Dhue.

Posted by: eleven at April 24, 2017 05:38 PM (qUNWi)

47
...especially since Scarborough admits it.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 24, 2017 05:38 PM (8XRCm)


When??

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 05:39 PM (PY9jH)

48 Oh, wait, I read this as Debbie Wasserman-Schmiltz.

Schlussel is, at least, a one.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 24, 2017 05:39 PM (oVJmc)

49 Great link about Dowd's affair with married Maria Shriver- I had no idea.

Someone should tweet that to Dowd and ask whether those "accusers" should also be believed without question.

Posted by: LASue, now even more deplorable! at April 24, 2017 05:39 PM (CLKfs)

50 Apparently she also accused him of living high on some military charities money. I was running so late getting to work I caught the caught of Sean after Rush and he was talking about that. Sean was saying he never took a dime from the charity for any flights or hotels. So perhaps he was booking himself 5 star rooms with his own money, I probably would if I had his fox contract + a radio show. Funny how quickly the lefty lawyer did the walk back when Hannity announced he was tired of the crap and was getting a lawyer team ready to sue for slander.

Posted by: PaleRider at April 24, 2017 05:40 PM (eASYU)

51 Debbie would you like to go to my hotel room? They supply free shampoo.

Posted by: Lord Sir x at April 24, 2017 05:40 PM (5S1b4)

52 Aaaaand this is why you never give the Left what they want, young Murdoch!

Then again, the Fox News killer may be calling from inside the house...from the corner office of the executive suite!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2017 05:40 PM (NOIQH)

53 Wassershit-Schultz could eat an ear of corn through a picket fence.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 24, 2017 05:40 PM (89T5c)

54 Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 24, 2017 05:39 PM (oVJmc)

You need to image google her again. A zero.

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 24, 2017 05:40 PM (Z9mio)

55 When??

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 05:39 PM (PY9jH)

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Some interview awhile back which I cannot recall.

Oh.... he doesnt come out and say "I put my dick in that".... but he brags about about the on air and off air fireworks.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 24, 2017 05:40 PM (8XRCm)

56 I always feel like, thumbody's watching me.

Posted by: wooga at April 24, 2017 05:41 PM (3I7wr)

57 Hell, the Murdoch Sons may be about to take Fox fully liberal in an effort to feel respectable socializing with their fellow monied liberals again.




And then Fox can have respectable CNN ratings

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 24, 2017 05:41 PM (493sH)

58 No man asks me back to their hotel. That's pretty damn misogynist.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 24, 2017 05:41 PM (cOHS7)

59 Have you seen Sean Hannity's actual wife?

At least the pics I recently saw, she's pretty hot.

Like "she could work as a hostess in a Trump casino" hot.

Posted by: Maritime at April 24, 2017 05:41 PM (espai)

60 Why don't people name their sons Sherman anymore?

or Jubal, as I asked earlier. These are fine name for a lad!
===
Or Helmut?

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 24, 2017 05:42 PM (fLMbU)

61 And then Fox can have respectable CNN ratings

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 24, 2017 05:41 PM (493sH)


They just need to find their version of crazy Chris Cuomo.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 05:42 PM (PY9jH)

62 55
Wait, so VP Pence's plan to never have dinner with a woman unless his wife is with him is starting to look sane?



Call me shocked.

Posted by: Ralph at April 24, 2017 05:42 PM (pvwwD)

63
Yeah it became public a while ago what everyone suspected: Joke and Meeka were having sex, even thought Meeka was still married.

They went pubic when Meeka officially divorced her husband.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 05:42 PM (+0mzC)

64 Wait, so VP Pence's plan to never have dinner with a woman unless his wife is with him is starting to look sane?

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I like to point out that Mike Pence behaves EXACTLY like any HR manager wants their management to behave when dealing with the female help.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 24, 2017 05:42 PM (8XRCm)

65 Schlussel seems nutty, and Hannity seems like a really nice guy. Not my cup o' tea, but very nice.

Posted by: LASue, now even more deplorable! at April 24, 2017 05:42 PM (CLKfs)

66
You need to image google her again. A zero.


She's slid a lot since I saw her last.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 24, 2017 05:42 PM (oVJmc)

67 caught the start of. Arghh I hate my stupid typos.

Posted by: PaleRider at April 24, 2017 05:42 PM (eASYU)

68 So NBC doesn't know what to do with its shiny new MeAgain toy? Ha.

I stay awake at night thinking that I might actually have to start banging my coworkers.

Posted by: Megyn Kelly at April 24, 2017 05:42 PM (qJhUV)

69 Doesn't Fox have shareholders who might get pissed if the younger, retarded, Murdoch boys ruin their investment?

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 24, 2017 05:43 PM (4e+hS)

70 So is a thumb like an ovoid with no neck?

Posted by: wth at April 24, 2017 05:43 PM (HgMAr)

71
Yeah, Helmut is a fine name for a lad. A bit ethnic, but..

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 05:43 PM (+0mzC)

72 Just wait until the allegations about Brit Hume and his "pet one-eared elephant" come out....

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 24, 2017 05:43 PM (x1XAV)

73 It's funny that they think they will ever really be accepted by the left. And by funny, I mean they're dumb as posts and it will end in heartbreak for them. Putzes.

Posted by: Pep at April 24, 2017 05:43 PM (xS55I)

74 I'm putting Fox on a 48-day assessment. Not 48-hour.

Posted by: JEM at April 24, 2017 05:44 PM (TppKb)

75 Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 24, 2017 05:42 PM (oVJmc)

She does have a nice photo that went with her byline. Looks nothing like her.

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 24, 2017 05:44 PM (Z9mio)

76 The body language lady was sexy AF. Did she accuse Orielly of harassment?
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 24, 2017 05:34 PM (2qHjF)
----

Yes.


And Laura Dhue too.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 24, 2017 05:36 PM (8XRCm)



O'Reilly was the Leisure Suit Larry of Fox News. Although I can't blame a man for making a pass at Laurie Dhue. She is stunningly attractive

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 24, 2017 05:44 PM (493sH)

77 69
Doesn't Fox have shareholders who might get pissed if the younger, retarded, Murdoch boys ruin their investment?


Posted by: Dr Spank at April 24, 2017 05:43 PM (4e+hS)

Not that have any votes. Besides, the Saudi investment fund, I believe, is the biggest outside investor.

Posted by: Ralph at April 24, 2017 05:45 PM (pvwwD)

78 Why don't people name their sons Sherman anymore?

or Jubal, as I asked earlier. These are fine name for a lad!
===
Or Helmut?



Jedediah.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 05:45 PM (HBKaX)

79 PRetty sure Rush said this was going to happen last week.
Posted by: shibumi
===

Rush is ripping me off? Again?

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 24, 2017 05:45 PM (fLMbU)

80
Huey, Duey, and Luey are good names for fish.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 05:45 PM (+0mzC)

81
I wonder.


Did ANYBODY take O'Reilley up on his offers???

No wonder the guy was cranky.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 24, 2017 05:46 PM (8XRCm)

82 Following the radio interview on Friday, Hannity issued a strongly worded statement denying Schlussel's claims saying he plans to take legal action against Schlussel for possible libel.

Just like Trump, when the bimbos started fabricating stuff, the only way to fight is with the law.

Being forced to stick your hand on a Bible and tell the whole truth, nothing but the truth, sometimes has the appropriately desired effect of, 'nevermind'.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 24, 2017 05:46 PM (HTdUD)

83 i think there is a reason a lot of these articles don't have any pics of ol' Debbie.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 24, 2017 05:46 PM (yL25O)

84 Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 05:45 PM (HBKaX)

Because they don't want them to be Children of the Corn?

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 24, 2017 05:46 PM (Z9mio)

85 The latest post by Robin of Berkeley is good:

http://www.robinofberkeley.com/2017/04/19/berkeley-is-a-riot/

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 24, 2017 05:46 PM (Lqy/e)

86 @76

And going to work in your underwear certainly is OK.



http://tinyurl.com/leuqxbp

Posted by: Ralph at April 24, 2017 05:46 PM (pvwwD)

87 Everyone here who thinks Joe Scarborough is screwing Mika, raise your hands.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 05:37 PM

👋

Posted by: Skip at April 24, 2017 05:47 PM (Ot7+c)

88 They're eating their own like feral pigs and fucking jihadis.

Posted by: Fritz at April 24, 2017 05:47 PM (TNQMS)

89 Why don't people name their sons Sherman anymore?
...........

That would just be mean.

Posted by: Mr. Tank at April 24, 2017 05:47 PM (HgMAr)

90 81, No wonder the guy was cranky.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 24, 2017 05:46 PM (8XRCm)
LoL..I was wondering that too..that guy never scored at all?

Posted by: IC at April 24, 2017 05:47 PM (a0IVu)

91 Hannity took me back to his hotel room. He told me to strip and get on all fours. He told me to go to all these different spots in his suite. Then told me to get dressed and leave.

I was like hey I want some monkey sex, what's the deal? Hannity said he had ordered a new overstuffed white leather couch and just was trying to figure out where to put it.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 24, 2017 05:47 PM (cOHS7)

92 Sorry if I broke the blog with that link but trying to set up a link in bit.ly on an iphone is tricky.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 24, 2017 05:47 PM (Lqy/e)

93
Whoa, I was hogging it up too much and didn't notice the story of Trump inviting the entire senate to the WH for a meeting on North Korea.

If Un can't read the signals Trump is sending, he's even dumber than Joe Biden.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 24, 2017 05:48 PM (ODxAs)

94 Huey, Duey, and Luey are good names for fish.
..........

And Shep.

Posted by: wth at April 24, 2017 05:48 PM (HgMAr)

95 Is today Tucker's 5pm debut with trans-Jenner?

Posted by: IC at April 24, 2017 05:49 PM (a0IVu)

96 Following the radio interview on Friday, Hannity issued a strongly worded statement denying Schlussel's claims saying he plans to take legal action against Schlussel for possible libel.

Just like Trump, when the bimbos started fabricating stuff, the only way to fight is with the law.

Being forced to stick your hand on a Bible and tell the whole truth, nothing but the truth, sometimes has the appropriately desired effect of, 'nevermind'.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum
_____


It also means they have to spend real money and time defending themselves, which is probably why she is now backtracking a bit.

I wouldn't want to get into lawfare with someone worth north of a $100 million. They can bankrupt you pretty quickly if you're a civilian.

Posted by: Maritime at April 24, 2017 05:49 PM (espai)

97
Why don't people name their sons Sherman anymore?

The last one I had wasn't very smart.

Posted by: Mr. Peabody at April 24, 2017 05:49 PM (IqV8l)

98 @95

No, at 8:00

Posted by: Ralph at April 24, 2017 05:49 PM (pvwwD)

99 Why don't people name their sons Sherman anymore?



or Jubal, as I asked earlier. These are fine name for a lad!

===

Or Helmut?







Jedediah.

===

Methuselah. Meth for short.

Posted by: runner at April 24, 2017 05:49 PM (c6/9Q)

100 >>>No wonder the guy was cranky.

FUCK IT, WE'RE DOING IT LIVE!!!!

:::BOR breaking out the Jergens and Kleenex:::

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 24, 2017 05:49 PM (x1XAV)

101
Why is "Dillon" or "Dylan" a better name than Sherman?

Hunter. Hunter?
Why are people doing this?

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 05:50 PM (+0mzC)

102 Anyone name their kids Duane anymore?

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 24, 2017 05:50 PM (Z9mio)

103 But...but....but............................!!!!

Hannity's too boring to go after

said....

Posted by: The AoSHQ Hannity haters at April 24, 2017 05:50 PM (d76uN)

104 Were there any pigs involved?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 24, 2017 05:50 PM (Nwg0u)

105 "Hell, the Murdoch Sons may be about to take Fox fully liberal in an effort to feel respectable socializing with their fellow monied liberals again."

But then they'll soon become de-monied and, karmically, kicked out of the circle again.

One America News (OAN) must be loving this. They're on the verge of a new customer stampede.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 24, 2017 05:51 PM (H8S+R)

106
The Rock's name is Duane!

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 05:51 PM (+0mzC)

107 The Rock's name is Duane!

Dwayne.







It was in a crossword.

Posted by: eleven at April 24, 2017 05:52 PM (qUNWi)

108
Lester?

Myron used to be a very popular Jewish name.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 05:52 PM (+0mzC)

109 This is why Mike Pence will not have a business dinner with a lone woman.

Posted by: redenzo at April 24, 2017 05:52 PM (5wSNN)

110 They have no idea what theyre going to do with Megyn.

I would watch a throwback interview show. Maybe a cooking show with political guests or Megyn in a bikini on a seashell interviewing entertainers while hotties in mermaid costumes frolic in a giant pool.

Posted by: Jean at April 24, 2017 05:53 PM (zZb/S)

111
Although I can't blame a man for making a pass at Laurie Dhue. She is stunningly attractive

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 24, 2017 05:44 PM (493sH)







Yup. She's also a frickin' Amazon. 6' 3" in stockinged feet. Just imagine her in 6 inch fuck-me stilettos.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 24, 2017 05:53 PM (cuZZW)

112 Is today Tucker's 5pm debut with trans-Jenner?


Posted by: IC at April 24, 2017 05:49 PM (a0IVu)
.............

They better do it soon, I heard Bruce has already been booked to go on Botched.

Posted by: wth at April 24, 2017 05:53 PM (HgMAr)

113 Yeah Schlussel turned a age corner sometime on her pics page.

Posted by: eleven at April 24, 2017 05:54 PM (qUNWi)

114
Although I can't blame a man for making a pass at Laurie Dhue.

Does she have a sister named Honey?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2017 05:54 PM (IqV8l)

115 The AoSHQ Hannity haters

Is there a reason you need everyone to like him? No variety of opinion is acceptable?

Please start calling us Hannophobes, too.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 24, 2017 05:54 PM (yL25O)

116 One America News (OAN) must be loving this. They're on the verge of a new customer stampede.
===
I like there print stuff. Haven't seen the tv version yet. Too bad CRTV would rather litigate with Mark Steyn than capitalizing on the market opening up.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 24, 2017 05:54 PM (fLMbU)

117 If this is some Murdoch plan to get rid of these guys, why not simply decline renewing these hosts' contracts?

If the Murdoch boys have control of daddy's company, it would be much cleaner to simply say they want to go into a different direction with new talent than completely sullying the network as some den of rapists.

Unless they don't really have control, so they are attempting to blow it up on their terms.

Posted by: Maritime at April 24, 2017 05:54 PM (espai)

118 59 Have you seen Sean Hannity's actual wife?

At least the pics I recently saw, she's pretty hot.

Like "she could work as a hostess in a Trump casino" hot.
Posted by: Maritime at April 24, 2017 05:41 PM (espai)


I seriously doubt Hannity is crass enough or stupid enough to attempt to step out on his wife. HOWEVER...spousal hotness is not always an accurate indicator of a person's marital fidelity.
Tiger Woods was married to a supermodel. Didn't stop him from doing some serious ho' hopping, as I recall.

Posted by: antisocialist at April 24, 2017 05:55 PM (W2wn0)

119
Is this the same Debbie Schlussel that use to be on the Howard Stern show 20 years ago?

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at April 24, 2017 05:55 PM (lKyWE)

120
She might also have spoken to a lawyer who advised her that one single case of questionable behavior does not constitute harassment.

There has to be two. To 'harass' means repeatedly. Once is not repeatedly.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 24, 2017 05:55 PM (HTdUD)

121 When I saw the accuser was Debbie "Tits On a Chair" Schlussel, I laughed.

Tits On a Chair has only slightly more credibility and sanity than Louise Mensch

Posted by: kbdabear at April 24, 2017 05:55 PM (AOrEZ)

122 Yup. She's also a frickin' Amazon. 6' 3" in stockinged feet. Just imagine her in 6 inch fuck-me stilettos.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 24, 2017 05:53 PM (cuZZW)


I think the Bible says not to do that.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 24, 2017 05:55 PM (yL25O)

123 Yup. She's also a frickin' Amazon. 6' 3" in stockinged feet. Just imagine her in 6 inch fuck-me stilettos.


I would crawl on her like an ant.

Posted by: eleven at April 24, 2017 05:56 PM (qUNWi)

124 Wow! An entire network full of horny men with boners and not one virtuous woman with a short skirt and her tits hanging out giving it up!

Posted by: Fritz at April 24, 2017 05:56 PM (TNQMS)

125 87 Everyone here who thinks MikaJoe is screwing Scarborough , raise your hands.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 05:37 PM


Fixed

Posted by: Jean at April 24, 2017 05:56 PM (zZb/S)

126 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HANNITY IS BORINGLY SQUEAKY CLEAN !!!

Posted by: Ben Rothleeeeesburgher at April 24, 2017 05:56 PM (ihtYN)

127
If the Murdoch boys have control of daddy's company, it would be much cleaner to simply say they want to go into a different direction with new talent than completely sullying the network as some den of rapists.


Ruining 'Conservative' Fox = Liberal Cred

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 24, 2017 05:56 PM (oVJmc)

128 I did Debbie.

Posted by: Zombie Alan Colmes at April 24, 2017 05:57 PM (bc2Lc)

129 101
Why is "Dillon" or "Dylan" a better name than Sherman?

Hunter. Hunter?
Why are people doing this?

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 05:50 PM (+0mzC)

My friends name their boys things like Tyke and chance.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 05:57 PM (u8Ywb)

130 "But then they'll soon become de-monied and, karmically, kicked out of the circle again.

One America News (OAN) must be loving this. They're on the verge of a new customer stampede."

This will only happen if fewer cable teevee providers dump fox and pick up OAN. I don't see that happening.

Ratings mean nothing. If they did msdlc would have disappeared years ago. It's that monthly payment made by comcast and others that keep those with zero ratings, making money.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at April 24, 2017 05:57 PM (d76uN)

131 I seriously doubt Hannity is crass enough or stupid enough to attempt to step out on his wife. HOWEVER...spousal hotness is not always an accurate indicator of a person's marital fidelity.
Tiger Woods was married to a supermodel. Didn't stop him from doing some serious ho' hopping, as I recall.
Posted by: antisocialist

_____

True, but some of the women Tiger Woods was cheating with were actually attractive.

Debbie Schlussel is like a cashier at Walgreens.

Posted by: Maritime at April 24, 2017 05:57 PM (espai)

132 120


She might also have spoken to a lawyer who advised her that one
single case of questionable behavior does not constitute harassment.



There has to be two. To 'harass' means repeatedly. Once is not repeatedly.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 24, 2017 05:55 PM (HTdUD


She is a lawyer, that's why she is backing off this shit before Hannity sues her.

Posted by: Ralph at April 24, 2017 05:57 PM (pvwwD)

133 Although I can't blame a man for making a pass at Laurie Dhue.

Does she have a sister named Honey?
===
And a brother named Will ?

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 24, 2017 05:57 PM (fLMbU)

134 Why don't people name their sons Sherman anymore?

-
Why don't they name their dogs Mr. Peabody?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 24, 2017 05:59 PM (Nwg0u)

135 It's almost like the Dems are going after Fox News personalities one by one, who would notice that?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 24, 2017 05:59 PM (6Ll1u)

136 This all looks very suspicious and anyone with half a brain.. oh wait....

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at April 24, 2017 05:59 PM (CNHr1)

137 Last sentence nailed it. Looks to be a big opportunity to have an 'actual' fact and history facility that can gain some credibility in the next decade or two. I've told myself there is nothing 'news' related produced today anywhere that can be trusted, and I won't live long enough to actually see one again (54yo). With one exception: EIB.

Posted by: TheFoundersParty at April 24, 2017 05:59 PM (QAVtQ)

138 So this woman, Schlussel - not a great American?

Posted by: Weasel at April 24, 2017 06:00 PM (Sfs6o)

139 I seriously doubt Hannity is crass enough or stupid enough to attempt to step out on his wife. HOWEVER...spousal hotness is not always an accurate indicator of a person's marital fidelity.
Tiger Woods was married to a supermodel. Didn't stop him from doing some serious ho' hopping, as I recall.
Posted by: antisocialist at April 24, 2017 05:55 PM (W2wn0)

I don't think he did this at all. I was at a party with him and he struck me as a nice guy and a gentleman. Was not at all a creeper. At all.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 06:00 PM (u8Ywb)

140 So Hannity and his producer asked this woman to come back to their hotel (not hotel room, she clarified, but hotel) after they had treated her badly, but she says it was not sexual harassment.

Hannity and the producer were probably asking her to have a drink in the hotel bar with them, to say "let's try to get along" or whatever, since they were working together.

This is a big nothing-burger of a story.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 24, 2017 06:00 PM (riF5p)

141 MikaJoe as an item was on the NYC tabloids.

They also sit way too close together, and during breaks, use cloying screen shots of their taking long walks togehter on the beach, and Joe eating Polish sausage

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 24, 2017 06:00 PM (SIY7D)

142 O.K. That is stupid, Why even bring this up?. In my younger days I had men invite me back to their rooms. So what is the big deal? That is not sexual harassment.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2017 06:00 PM (fDdVG)

143 129 101
Why is "Dillon" or "Dylan" a better name than Sherman?

Hunter. Hunter?
Why are people doing this?

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 05:50 PM (+0mzC)

My friends name their boys things like Tyke and chance.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 05:57 PM (u8Ywb)

One of my friends named his little boy "Talon".
And my niece named her little boy "Jett".
One day soon, any kid named "Mike" or "Susan" is going to be the laughing stock of the kindergarten classroom.

Posted by: antisocialist at April 24, 2017 06:00 PM (W2wn0)

144 Don't ya love her madly
Wanna be her daddy
Don't ya love her face
Don't ya love her as she's walkin' out the door
Like she did one thousand times before

Posted by: Jim Morrison at April 24, 2017 06:01 PM (DpOmP)

145
133 Although I can't blame a man for making a pass at Laurie Dhue.

Does she have a sister named Honey?
===
And a brother named Will ?

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 24, 2017 05:57 PM (fLMbU)






Another sister named Morning.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 24, 2017 06:01 PM (cuZZW)

146 Jesus H... I literally just saw someone on FB blame Trump for Erin Moran's death. I kid you not. Think I'm done with this particular jackass.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at April 24, 2017 06:02 PM (CNHr1)

147
I noticed the name Mark has gone out of favor.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 06:02 PM (+0mzC)

148 What are the strangest names of people you actually know?

Dingemann de Groot and Zulkafli Zanoy for me.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at April 24, 2017 06:02 PM (GJ+Qx)

149 If Hannity is smart, he can parley this into a golden parachute off of Fox before it implodes.

Posted by: Jean at April 24, 2017 06:02 PM (zZb/S)

150 146 Trump killed Joanie and Chachi is a far right whacko!

Posted by: steevy at April 24, 2017 06:03 PM (r/0kC)

151 Posted by: antisocialist at April 24, 2017 06:00 PM (W2wn0)

I don't get it. Whatever happened to normal names I wonder.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 06:03 PM (u8Ywb)

152 I used to think Debbie Schlussel was Pamela Geller without the charm

But it got to where I think she's Louise Mensch without the youth

Posted by: kbdabear at April 24, 2017 06:03 PM (AOrEZ)

153 146 Jesus H... I literally just saw someone on FB blame Trump for Erin Moran's death. I kid you not. Think I'm done with this particular jackass.
______________________

Republicans always give women terminal cancer.

Remember all those women Romney murdered?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 24, 2017 06:03 PM (riF5p)

154 "If this is some Murdoch plan to get rid of these guys, why not simply decline renewing these hosts' contracts?"

O'Reilly's ouster was because of a Leftist plot, which involved the NY Times, the likes of CNN, and Media Matters which pressed for advertisers to pull out. The Murdoch spawn didn't drive this, but may have played along

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 24, 2017 06:03 PM (SIY7D)

155 I don't think he did this at all. I was at a party with him and he struck me as a nice guy and a gentleman. Was not at all a creeper. At all.

.....
I don't think he did, either. I find him mildly annoying on tv and radio, but he seems like a wife-and-family oriented man.

Posted by: antisocialist at April 24, 2017 06:04 PM (W2wn0)

156
Marvin was another popular Jewish name.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 06:04 PM (+0mzC)

157 142 O.K. That is stupid, Why even bring this up?. In my younger days I had men invite me back to their rooms. So what is the big deal? That is not sexual harassment.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2017 06:00 PM (fDdVG)

I think it's stupid too. Say no if some guy hits on you.

I really don't think hannity did this though.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 06:05 PM (u8Ywb)

158 I don't think he did, either. I find him mildly annoying on tv and radio, but he seems like a wife-and-family oriented man.
___________________

O'Reilly, on the other hand, always seemed like an obvious lech.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 24, 2017 06:05 PM (riF5p)

159 TV dudes are going to have to stop inviting women on

Posted by: Jean at April 24, 2017 06:05 PM (zZb/S)

160 >>>Although I can't blame a man for making a pass at Laurie Dhue.



Does she have a sister named Honey?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2017 05:54 PM (IqV8l)<<<

Xana.

Posted by: Laurie Dhue at April 24, 2017 06:05 PM (Od+LM)

161 Crazy Debbie...there's a name you haven't heard about in years. She was something for about five minutes during the GOP Neocon tour last decade and then everyone realized she's a fucking lunatic and she vanished.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 24, 2017 06:06 PM (4ErVI)

162
How did Shapiro ever become a Jewish name, anyway?


And Costello is Irish.

Italian appropriation, anyone??

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 06:06 PM (+0mzC)

163 Remember me?

Posted by: Dippity Dhue at April 24, 2017 06:06 PM (bc2Lc)

164 16 If Hannity sexually harassed someone he would do it 25 times every night 5 days a week using exactly the same words.
Posted by: wth at April 24, 2017 05:32 PM (HgMAr)


Threadwinner, in case nobody has called it yet.

Posted by: rickl at April 24, 2017 06:07 PM (sdi6R)

165 So Ailes, O'Reilly and now Hannity all on sexual harassment bullshit.

Not actual "you sleep with me or get fired" evidence. Mainly just flirting,

Not even an actual affair has been accused.

This is coordinated, and they also tried it with Trump and it almost brought him down.

The idea that you can outlaw men flirting with women is absurd. Even if in a marital sense it's no appopriate, this shouldn't mean you lose your career

It is funny that the Left has now become more prudish than any fictitious Evangelical they could possibly create.

Posted by: Maritime at April 24, 2017 06:07 PM (espai)

166
Although I can't blame a man for making a pass at Laurie Dhue.
Does she have a sister named Honey?


Watch out for her father Oveur Dhue.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at April 24, 2017 06:07 PM (lKyWE)

167 Hey, who was that moron who was posting on an earlier thread that they were sending Drudge the link to the Oakland subway "yoot" mob robberies?

It's now Drudge's lead story.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 24, 2017 06:07 PM (riF5p)

168 142: O.K. That is stupid, Why even bring this up?. In my younger days I had men invite me back to their rooms. So what is the big deal? That is not sexual harassment.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2017 06:00 PM (fDdVG)

Yep. Means nothing. If you get the vibe the guy is after you, just decline and go on your way. Hardly earth shattering stuff. And an invitation back to a HOTEL, not even a room, for dinner or a drink? How would one even remember something that mundane?

Posted by: LASue, now even more deplorable! at April 24, 2017 06:07 PM (CLKfs)

169 >>>Dingemann de Groot and Zulkafli Zanoy for me.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at April 24, 2017 06:02 PM (GJ+Qx)<<<

I am de Groot.

Posted by: Dingemann at April 24, 2017 06:08 PM (Od+LM)

170 I'll be a circus clown, if that's what they want me to do. I NEED FACE TIME, DAMMIT!

Posted by: MeAgain Kelly at April 24, 2017 06:08 PM (Tyii7)

171 Chance that Erin Moran died of cancer is nil, she may have had cancer, but that's not what she died from. She died from Hollywood.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 24, 2017 06:08 PM (6Ll1u)

172 166
Although I can't blame a man for making a pass at Laurie Dhue.
Does she have a sister named Honey?


Watch out for her father Oveur Dhue.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at April 24, 2017 06:07 PM (lKyWE)


She has a hippie older sister named Morning.

Posted by: rickl at April 24, 2017 06:09 PM (sdi6R)

173 Give 'em an inch, they take a mile.

Posted by: gewa76 at April 24, 2017 06:09 PM (f4GSC)

174
Jesus H... I literally just saw someone on FB blame Trump for Erin
Moran's death. I kid you not. Think I'm done with this particular
jackass.

I read that she had stage four cancer, so they probably meant Romney.

Posted by: tu3031 at April 24, 2017 06:09 PM (qJhUV)

175 171 Chance that Erin Moran died of cancer is nil, she may have had cancer, but that's not what she died from. She died from Hollywood.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 24, 2017 06:08 PM (6Ll1u)

And meth and booze.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 24, 2017 06:10 PM (4ErVI)

176 Hey, who was that moron who was posting on an earlier thread that they were sending Drudge the link to the Oakland subway "yoot" mob robberies?

It's now Drudge's lead story.

-
The Zombie Effect

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 24, 2017 06:10 PM (Nwg0u)

177 Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 06:03 PM (u8Ywb)

The names our parents gave us aren't cool enough, apparently. And my first name is really, really old-fashioned, so there's not much danger of any granddaughters named after me.

Posted by: antisocialist at April 24, 2017 06:10 PM (W2wn0)

178 Why don't people name their sons Sherman anymore?
****

No one has the drive or the fire to.

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at April 24, 2017 06:10 PM (0x/TW)

179 Watch out for her father Oveur Dhue.

And cousin Itll Dhue.

Posted by: MeAgain Kelly at April 24, 2017 06:10 PM (Tyii7)

180 For all we know Sean Hannity may be a homosectional.

Or a La-Z-Boy. Or a stool. A bar stool.

Debbie Slutsall needs to shut her pie hole.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 24, 2017 06:10 PM (5VlCp)

181
Erin Moran was evicted from her trailer during the obama error. That's a fact.

I think she was also caught dumpster diving during the obama error, too.

I blame obama.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 06:11 PM (+0mzC)

182 Costello is both Irish and Italian, but pronounced differently.

Elvis Costello (b. Declan McManus), like Lennon and McCartney is from Liverpool but of Irish heritage. In the US he gets the Italian pronunciation

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 24, 2017 06:11 PM (SIY7D)

183 Did NBC not expect to win the bidding war for MeAgain? Was it simply their strategy to make an offer so that Fox would have to go higher and deplete their budget?

If that's not the case, then it just looks like amateur hour over at NBC.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 24, 2017 06:11 PM (R+30W)

184
btw, the heroin addiction epidemic we have now is all obama's fault. That's a fact.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 06:11 PM (+0mzC)

185 I can't believe any of you discerning Morons believe anything this attention whore says. He never invited her even for dog chow.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 24, 2017 06:12 PM (U+nHb)

186 177 Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 06:03 PM (u8Ywb)

The names our parents gave us aren't cool enough, apparently. And my first name is really, really old-fashioned, so there's not much danger of any granddaughters named after me.
Posted by: antisocialist at April 24, 2017 06:10 PM (W2wn0)

One of my nephews named his daughter Cora, after his wife's grandmother. So there's a few that are sticking with traditional names.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 06:12 PM (u8Ywb)

187
172 166
Although I can't blame a man for making a pass at Laurie Dhue.
Does she have a sister named Honey?


Watch out for her father Oveur Dhue.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at April 24, 2017 06:07 PM (lKyWE)

She has a hippie older sister named Morning.

Posted by: rickl at April 24, 2017 06:09 PM (sdi6R)






Heh. Beat you to it.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 24, 2017 06:13 PM (cuZZW)

188 Someone in the comments section of an article about Erin Moran said her new show is Joanie Loves Crack.

I denounce myself for laughing as hard as I did, but she really did have a serious drug and alcohol problem and has had one for years. There was a video that emerged some time ago of her approaching a bunch of people in a parking lot and acting really tweaky. At one point she was giving one of the guys a back rub. I think she was prostituting herself for money for drugs and alcohol. She looked terrible.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 24, 2017 06:13 PM (4ErVI)

189 Whoopty Dhue

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at April 24, 2017 06:13 PM (GJ+Qx)

190 147
I noticed the name Mark has gone out of favor
===
they spell it with a 'c' now.

'Cark'

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 24, 2017 06:14 PM (fLMbU)

191 >>>Watch out for her father Oveur Dhue.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at April 24, 2017 06:07 PM (lKyWE)<<<

He used to be an airline captain. I flew with him once.

Posted by: Roger Murdock at April 24, 2017 06:14 PM (Od+LM)

192 Never Dhue

Posted by: MeAgain Kelly at April 24, 2017 06:14 PM (Tyii7)

193 Mountain Dhue

Posted by: lindarose at April 24, 2017 06:14 PM (JNDQi)

194 Why doesn't Murdock the elder just give the control to someone who's not:
A. An idiot
B. A liberal
C. related to him?

Serious, just because you share DNA should not be a job qualification. That's some aristocratic stupidity at work there.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 24, 2017 06:15 PM (zsHGH)

195 About a 100 Dhue jokes in and not one has stepped in any serious Dhue Dhue.

What's up with that?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at April 24, 2017 06:15 PM (d76uN)

196 183 Could be. Kinda like when you go to an auction and bid on something you are kind of "meh" about, thinking somebody - anybody - will outbid you any minute.
Any minute now.
Any. Minute. Now.

And then the gavel falls and you've bought yourself a lamp made out of a sheep skull.

Posted by: antisocialist at April 24, 2017 06:15 PM (W2wn0)

197 184
btw, the heroin addiction epidemic we have now is all obama's fault. That's a fact.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 06:11 PM (+0mzC)

It's a result of spiritual decline. Obama is too.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 24, 2017 06:15 PM (4ErVI)

198 Although I can't blame a man for making a pass at Laurie Dhue.


***

Watch it Bub! That's my sister you're talking about!

Posted by: Scooby Dhue at April 24, 2017 06:15 PM (mvenn)

199 "About a 100 Dhue jokes in and not one has stepped in any serious Dhue Dhue.
What's up with that?"

I dunno

Posted by: Doggy Dhue at April 24, 2017 06:16 PM (BO/km)

200 I noticed the name Mark has gone out of favor.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 06:02 PM (+0mzC)

Awwww

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 24, 2017 06:16 PM (zsHGH)

201
191 >>>Watch out for her father Oveur Dhue.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at April 24, 2017 06:07 PM (lKyWE)

He used to be an airline captain. I flew with him once.

Posted by: Roger Murdock at April 24, 2017 06:14 PM (Od+LM)






So what? My Dad says you don't work hard enough on defense.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 24, 2017 06:17 PM (cuZZW)

202 And then the gavel falls and you've bought yourself a lamp made out of a sheep skull.


Hah....that was you?

Posted by: eleven at April 24, 2017 06:17 PM (qUNWi)

203 MeAgain should maybe go on the talk or the view; that's about her speed.

Posted by: Strobe at April 24, 2017 06:17 PM (gbWkA)

204
One of my nephews named his daughter Cora, after
his wife's grandmother. So there's a few that are sticking with
traditional names.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 24, 2017 06:12 PM (u8Ywb)

There is a midwife/birthing center here near the hospital. They always put the name and weight of the baby after a new arrival. I have noticed that the names trending tend to be traditional/old school. It's refreshing.

Posted by: Infidel at April 24, 2017 06:18 PM (uKRys)

205 in the 80 her brother was in a cool band... Husker Dhue

Posted by: phreshone at April 24, 2017 06:18 PM (DpOmP)

206 202 And then the gavel falls and you've bought yourself a lamp made out of a sheep skull.


Hah....that was you?
Posted by: eleven at April 24, 2017 06:17 PM (qUNWi)

Why? You wanna buy it?
I'll make you a sweet deal, even throw in a slightly used 40 watt bulb...

Posted by: antisocialist at April 24, 2017 06:19 PM (W2wn0)

207 nood

Posted by: eleven at April 24, 2017 06:19 PM (qUNWi)

208 Looks like NBC seduced Kelly away just to hurt Foxnews and still doesn't know what to do with her.

Given that and the timing of the whole Kelly thing, I'll add NBC to the coordinated conspiracy to bring down Foxnews. My current player score card -- NBC, NYT, Media Matters and Jimmy Murdoch.

About Jimmy.. I think it's likely he's behind the '$13 million total paid out on behalf of O'Reilly' leak to the NYT. How many people can know that number? And aren't they all at Fox? And doesn't he have motive?

Posted by: NoBS at April 24, 2017 06:19 PM (0xXdZ)

209 >>>So what? My Dad says you don't work hard enough on defense.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 24, 2017 06:17 PM (cuZZW)<<<



The hell I don't! Listen, kid, I've been hearing that crap ever since I
was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night! Tell your old
man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes!

Posted by: Roger Murdock at April 24, 2017 06:19 PM (Od+LM)

210 179 Watch out for her father Oveur Dhue.

And cousin Itll Dhue.
Posted by: MeAgain Kelly at April 24, 2017 06:10 PM (Tyii7)

And uncle Tullamore.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 24, 2017 06:19 PM (0mRoj)

211 She has a hippie older sister named Morning.
.......

And she named her daughter Dhue.

Posted by: wth at April 24, 2017 06:20 PM (HgMAr)

212 The compulsion to give kids stupid names extends to Spanish-speakers too.
Good Lord, what it is with the Osdrubals and Roughneds?

Then there was Nomar, whose parents thought it was cute to spell his father's name backwards. So you go from a great name like Ramon to a stooopid name.

And these names are not even amusing like Plexico Burroughs, Barkevious Mingo, or Baskerville Holmes. They're just ugly and dumb.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 24, 2017 06:21 PM (0jtPF)

213 Darn, too late.

Posted by: wth at April 24, 2017 06:21 PM (HgMAr)

214 Get this from the BART "just kids having fun" article.

The images cannot be shared publicly, she said, because the suspects appear to be minors....and black but mostly because of black.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 24, 2017 06:22 PM (cOHS7)

215 Definition of aristocratic stupidity: Thinking you're better than someone else just because of who's virgina you clawed out of.

Posted by: Strobe at April 24, 2017 06:22 PM (gbWkA)

216 This should make Murdoch howling mad.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2017 06:23 PM (IqV8l)

217 Wish my parents had gone the traditional route.

Posted by: Asswipe Johnson at April 24, 2017 06:24 PM (kTF2Z)

218 So Mini Murdoch wants to make Fox News acceptable to the hoi-polloi in Manhattan and Hollywood?

Too bad MeAgain turned down his $20 million dollar a year contract, Fox would go into the red that much quicker

Once conservatives desert Fox News, they start asking themselves why they pay the cable companies monthly fees that start approaching car payments.

Posted by: kbdabear at April 24, 2017 06:24 PM (AOrEZ)

219 OK. Here's the deal. THIS PLACE HAS TOO MUCH CONTENT.
I get home and check to see if Vic's been to ont then go through J.J.'s and then piles more content.
I, I'm going, it's become necessary to, you know, put everything else away, get a glass of bourbon and stay here at AoSHQ.

Posted by: gNewt at April 24, 2017 06:25 PM (L8slQ)

220
36 The body language lady was sexy AF. Did she accuse Orielly of harassment?
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 24, 2017 05:34 PM (2qHjF)
----

Yes.


And Laura Dhue too.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 24, 2017 05:36 PM (8XRCm)

Body Language lady always seemed very level headed and a good person.

The fact that she accused him raises huge red flags IMHO.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 24, 2017 06:25 PM (2qHjF)

221 for those who are wondering:
the name Shapiro is a variation on the German city Speyer.
the Dhue family traces its name back to a Scottish man name Tullamore.

also, why did no one suggest the Schumer couch entry as thread winner? it made me almost laugh.

Posted by: mallfly the expert at April 24, 2017 06:25 PM (b7fwp)

222 Amateurs. Only the very best knew her as Cock-a-doodle Dhue.

Posted by: Fritz at April 24, 2017 06:26 PM (TNQMS)

223 So, someone's actually seen Scarborough's dick and lived?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 24, 2017 06:29 PM (oVJmc)

224 When I first saw Laurie Dhue I realized that DSL meant things other than the Dominican Summer League

Posted by: kbdabear at April 24, 2017 06:31 PM (AOrEZ)

225 Sigh

Posted by: Moon Unit Zappa at April 24, 2017 06:37 PM (JO9+V)

226 Famous people are so over-rated.

The best musicians, for example, esp. in classical music
are often the less well known ones.
Like Lang Lang (Chinese pianist) is a super star but
just a very good pianist - there is a plethora of good pianists in classical music world.
Also, that Andrea Bocelli dude is super popular among the
PBS crowd but a very average singer.
On the other hand, the conductor Dudamel is a super star in
classical music world, but is supposed to be great at what he
does. Never heard him conduct but I've read reviews.
Not easy to get a ticket to hear LA Symphony when he conducts

Posted by: Glenn John at April 24, 2017 06:43 PM (LilNs)

227 >>Elvis Costello (b. Declan McManus), like Lennon and McCartney is from Liverpool but of Irish heritage. In the US he gets the Italian pronunciation
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 24, 2017 06:11 PM (SIY7D)


If you happen to a famous song bird, and married to him, do you call him "Elvis" or "Declan"? Just asking for a friend.

Posted by: Diana Krall at April 24, 2017 06:43 PM (QE8X6)

228 It's Elvis, when Diana dresses up as Ann Margret

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 24, 2017 06:45 PM (SIY7D)

229 She harassed Steven Crowder as well...
https://twitter.com/scrowder/status/856472130577469440

Posted by: andycanuck at April 24, 2017 07:35 PM (nlbfN)

Three ISIS Fighters Killed By Long-Range Snipers and Wild Boars But Mostly Wild Boars

When God sends a Plague of Wild Boars against you, he's done sending messages, and is now sending armored bacon.

Near Kirkuk, Iraq:

Three Islamic State jihadis have reportedly been killed by rampaging wild boars near Iraqi farmland.

The three Islamic State militants were cut down by the feral boar known to inhabit Kirkuk in the the al-Rashad region, a local news site claims.

They attacked the militants and left three killed, Iraqi News reports.

warboar.jpg
Artist's Depiction: A warboar sergeant putting recruits
through bacon training

ISIS took vengeance on the boars by... attacking the farm.

'Islamic State militants took revenge at the pigs that attacked the farmland," though reports of how the fighters died remain unclear.

ISIS apparently thinks the feral pigs owned the farm. Some kind of boar kubbutz or something.

Posted by: Ace at 03:41 PM




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1 That is hilarious.

Posted by: Uber Lyft Driver at April 24, 2017 03:33 PM (xDZVB)

2 "Taking revenge"?

- squeal like a pig.

Posted by: Roy at April 24, 2017 03:34 PM (7n4KQ)

3 Stupid Jihadists.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 24, 2017 03:34 PM (U+nHb)

4 Wait until The Squeaky Beaver attacks!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 24, 2017 03:34 PM (0tfLf)

5 WTF are pigs even doing in muzzieland?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 03:35 PM (HBKaX)

6 I love a happy ending like that for ISIS

Posted by: RoyalOil at April 24, 2017 03:35 PM (ZQpd0)

7 The military should mount lasers on the boars' heads.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 03:35 PM (PY9jH)

8 Cute bacon seeds with momma.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 03:35 PM (HBKaX)

9 Pork you, jihadis!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 24, 2017 03:35 PM (8ZskC)

10 NO VIRGINS FOR YOU!

Posted by: Roy at April 24, 2017 03:35 PM (7n4KQ)

11 Watch out for the rabbits!!

Posted by: Jimmuh Carter at April 24, 2017 03:36 PM (ZQpd0)

12 In professional circles, this is known as the Arkansas triple option.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 24, 2017 03:36 PM (B+qrE)

13 Corgis have been called

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 03:36 PM (HBKaX)

14 IT'S EVEN FUNNIER BECAUSE MUSLIM'S CAN'T EAT PORK, BUT CAN GET EATEN BY PORK!!!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBUGGERER at April 24, 2017 03:36 PM (Od+LM)

15 In islamic shitholistan, bacon eat you!

Posted by: Yakov Smirnov at April 24, 2017 03:36 PM (8ZskC)

16
I'm telling you, these guys ain't kosher.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2017 03:36 PM (mbhDw)

17 Armored bacon.I love it!

Posted by: LGoPs at April 24, 2017 03:36 PM (kXoPF)

18 That's what they get for hogging the land.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 24, 2017 03:37 PM (IcT7t)

19
Armored Bacon. LOL

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 24, 2017 03:37 PM (ODxAs)

20 LOL..Armored bacon...love it.

Posted by: WisRich at April 24, 2017 03:37 PM (hdpay)

21 Looks like this is the only good news we are getting today.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 24, 2017 03:37 PM (28F//)

22 Maybe the farmer killed them?I do hope it was the boars,who are in fact very dangerous animals.

Posted by: steevy at April 24, 2017 03:37 PM (r/0kC)

23 Cry Havoc and let slip the pigs of War!

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 24, 2017 03:37 PM (PNcou)

24 It would be a shame if a wounded boar got its blood on a jihadi. And by "shame" I mean hilarious.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 03:37 PM (PY9jH)

25 Pass me the chicharrones.

Posted by: KansasCJ at April 24, 2017 03:37 PM (8NWHh)

26 Fucking them first was an option but it would have changed the flavor.

Posted by: A Wild Boar at April 24, 2017 03:37 PM (8ZskC)

27 Are we sure this isn't something from duffleblog?

Posted by: Diogenes at April 24, 2017 03:38 PM (0tfLf)

28 See, bacon can kill you!

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 24, 2017 03:38 PM (BWL+E)

29 "Armored bacon"

Poetic!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2017 03:38 PM (NOIQH)

30 Squeal like Ned Beatty

Posted by: The Boar at April 24, 2017 03:38 PM (PNcou)

31

*Imagines naked Miss Piggy pinup in Sgt. Boar's squad bay*

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2017 03:38 PM (mbhDw)

32 I took on all three. One of them was in my butthole.
Then I killed them.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 24, 2017 03:38 PM (rLqgI)

33 Wild boars aren't so dangerous. You just have to show them affection.

Posted by: Timothy Treadwell at April 24, 2017 03:38 PM (8ZskC)

34 See, bacon can kill you!

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 24, 2017 03:38 PM (BWL+E)


Thread winner.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 03:38 PM (PY9jH)

35 Tastes like goat

Posted by: The Boar at April 24, 2017 03:38 PM (PNcou)

36
Terrorists get boared.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 24, 2017 03:39 PM (ODxAs)

37 Th-Th-The, Th-Th-The, Th-Th... That's all, fucks!

Posted by: Porky Pig at April 24, 2017 03:39 PM (Od+LM)

38 That's all folks!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2017 03:39 PM (IqV8l)

39 If they truly believed in the things they taught the would see this as a direct message from God as Ace hints at. The pig being an unclean animal, for god to send the pig against them should tip them off he is furious with their actions.

Posted by: davedavedavearf at April 24, 2017 03:39 PM (BLayO)

40 >>>>WTF are pigs even doing in muzzieland?
.
.
.We airlifted them over from Texas because we have too many here.

Posted by: The Great White Sctosman at April 24, 2017 03:40 PM (le7jz)

41 Karma's a pig.

Posted by: JoeF. at April 24, 2017 03:40 PM (7uYFy)

42 These were obviously CIA trained boars. I approve.

Posted by: Average Guy at April 24, 2017 03:40 PM (KqRop)

43 Brings to mind the scene in the pig enclosure in Silence of the Lambs sequel, the name of which escapes me.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 03:40 PM (PY9jH)

44 Allhu Oinkbar!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 24, 2017 03:40 PM (8ZskC)

45 The Trump administration plan to release feral hogs to kill jihadists is shown to be only minimally effective and an affront to pig-hating Muslims everywhere.

Is it really necessary for America to insult all Muslims just to win a few short term battle advantages?

Posted by: Kenneth P. Vogel at April 24, 2017 03:40 PM (X4ZNp)

46
Workplace violence?

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 03:40 PM (a3g4v)

47 Commendations to Seaman Hornsby.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 24, 2017 03:40 PM (oVJmc)

48 >>>Cry Havoc and let slip the pigs hogs of War!

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 24, 2017 03:37 PM (PNcou)<<<

Ohhhh, so close.



Posted by: Marc Antony at April 24, 2017 03:40 PM (Od+LM)

49 The Boar War

Posted by: JoeF. at April 24, 2017 03:40 PM (7uYFy)

50
Woulda been better if they were killed by a wolf. A lone wolf.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 03:40 PM (a3g4v)

51 That'll do, pig.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 24, 2017 03:41 PM (VdICR)

52 Wild pig is good eatin'. Now I have a craving for a pulled pork sammich.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 03:41 PM (PY9jH)

53 Achmed, I told you we should have eaten them!
Aaaargh...

Posted by: Fareed at April 24, 2017 03:41 PM (HgMAr)

54 I for one welcome the arrival of our new boar overlords

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 24, 2017 03:41 PM (PNcou)

55 Allhu Oinkbar!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 24, 2017 03:40 PM (8ZskC)

=========

il:

Posted by: Uber Lyft Driver at April 24, 2017 03:41 PM (xDZVB)

56 I LOVE THIS! I assume this means they don't get their virgins.

Posted by: redbanzai at April 24, 2017 03:41 PM (geAkB)

57 Boars are just paying back

Posted by: Skip at April 24, 2017 03:41 PM (Ot7+c)

58 Armored bacon, Armour bacon - I expect Ben to chime in to explain this play on words any moment now.

Posted by: josephistan at April 24, 2017 03:41 PM (7HtZB)

59 That'll do, pig.

Posted by: Special Forces Trainer at April 24, 2017 03:41 PM (pMGkg)

60
Bruce Hornsby is mort?

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 03:41 PM (a3g4v)

61 Also see that the Palestinians are quite upset about Israelis bbq'ing outside of the prison where Palestinian inmates are hungers-striking.

Wonder what foods they were grilling....

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2017 03:41 PM (NOIQH)

62
Hot dogs. Armored hot dogs. What kind of jihadis get armored hot dogs?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2017 03:41 PM (IqV8l)

63 Mascot doesn't seem so silly NOW, does it?

Posted by: University of Arkansas at April 24, 2017 03:41 PM (yqvys)

64 Armored Assault Pigs of an angry God.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 24, 2017 03:41 PM (+c7tK)

65 WTF are pigs even doing in muzzieland?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 03:35 PM (HBKaX)

I assume wild boar are native.

Posted by: redbanzai at April 24, 2017 03:41 PM (geAkB)

66 Well obviously the hogs were trained by the Joo's. This is part of their animal warfare plan.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 24, 2017 03:42 PM (6Ll1u)

67 They once tried to use wild boar attacks against the Norks, but they were eaten as soon as they were released.

Posted by: Roy at April 24, 2017 03:42 PM (7n4KQ)

68 All the good jokes have already been used. Shit.

Posted by: Soona at April 24, 2017 03:42 PM (Fmupd)

69 Four legs good, two legs bad.

Posted by: Cantankerous at April 24, 2017 03:42 PM (326rv)

70 The Squealing Pig food truck. Hmmm......

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 03:42 PM (PY9jH)

71 Fake news Iraqi style?

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 24, 2017 03:42 PM (Z9mio)

72 This little piggy went to Iraq,

This little piggy stayed home,

This little piggy had raw jihadi,

This little piggy had none.

This little piggy went ... HA HA HA,
all the way home!

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 24, 2017 03:43 PM (PNcou)

73 Some kind of boar kubbutz or something.

Jewish pigs? ISIS' worst nightmare.

Posted by: fluffy at April 24, 2017 03:43 PM (jw2Xw)

74 Some pigs are more equal lethal than others.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2017 03:43 PM (NOIQH)

75 Moar boar.

Posted by: JEM at April 24, 2017 03:43 PM (TppKb)

76
43 Brings to mind the scene in the pig enclosure in Silence of the Lambs sequel, the name of which escapes me.
===========


Hannibal.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 24, 2017 03:43 PM (vg8iE)

77 WTF are pigs even doing in muzzieland?

If I were a pig (shut up, peanut gallery), I'd want to live somewhere where nobody was allowed to eat me.

Being delicious to humans is a good trait for the survival of your species. But not so good on the individual level.

Posted by: mikeski at April 24, 2017 03:43 PM (ml2c/)

78 Pull my pork.

Posted by: Grampa porky at April 24, 2017 03:43 PM (IqV8l)

79 SOME PIG

Posted by: Charlotte at April 24, 2017 03:43 PM (NOIQH)

80 SOME PIG

Posted by: Drill Sergeant Charlotte at April 24, 2017 03:44 PM (oVJmc)

81 WTF are pigs even doing in muzzieland?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 03:35 PM (HBKaX)

I assume wild boar are native.
Posted by: redbanzai at April 24, 2017 03:41 PM (geAkB)


There are still some Christians in Iraq and maybe they have pigs. Because we know that wealthy landowning warlords would never eat pork, right?

Posted by: JoeF. at April 24, 2017 03:44 PM (7uYFy)

82 Much moar boar.

Posted by: JEM at April 24, 2017 03:44 PM (TppKb)

83
Maybe it was a pygmalion.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 24, 2017 03:44 PM (ODxAs)

84 Now the Islamic aversion to pork all makes sense....

Posted by: Jollyroger at April 24, 2017 03:44 PM (t06LC)

85 MOAB - Mother of All Boars?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2017 03:44 PM (p6l+P)

86 I saw Armored Assault Pigs open for the Hungry Norks at Sizzler in 1993.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 24, 2017 03:45 PM (+c7tK)

87 Did the wild boars say, "That's All Folks!!!" when they were through?

Posted by: JoeF. at April 24, 2017 03:45 PM (7uYFy)

88 I guess the boars caught them with their pants down... fucking goats.

Posted by: wth at April 24, 2017 03:45 PM (HgMAr)

89 ISIS getting killed by armored bacon is like me getting killed by squirrels.

Which has a non-negligible chance of happening.

Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at April 24, 2017 03:45 PM (mf5HN)

90 The only thing better than a muzzie shitting pork is pork shitting a muzzie.

Posted by: JEM at April 24, 2017 03:45 PM (TppKb)

91 @30

http://tinyurl.com/npje7bp

Posted by: Ralph at April 24, 2017 03:45 PM (JTbwP)

92 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

God:
"you bastards want unclean, I'll give you fucking unclean!"

Posted by: Iblis at April 24, 2017 03:45 PM (9221z)

93
Boars War?

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 24, 2017 03:46 PM (HTdUD)

94 That is sooooeeeeeet!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2017 03:46 PM (NOIQH)

95 ISIS STATUS: Porked

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 24, 2017 03:46 PM (oVJmc)

96 .We airlifted them over from Texas because we have too many here.


Posted by: The Great White Sctosman at April 24, 2017 03:40 PM (le7jz)


Doing my part to keep the population in check, one 5.56 round at a time

Posted by: Jollyroger at April 24, 2017 03:46 PM (t06LC)

97 I'm sitting here laughing at this and yet at the same time, wondering why we (the western world, etc) appear to be having so much difficulty getting rid of these stupid, backward goat fuckers. Actually I do know why - we don't have a leader with the stones to do what is required - hopefully Trump will be the exception.

Posted by: IC at April 24, 2017 03:46 PM (a0IVu)

98 South Park: Saddam was killed by a pack of wild boars.

https://youtu.be/Couv_scZsYQ?t=3m5s

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 24, 2017 03:46 PM (VdICR)

99 Big man, pig man
Ha, ha, a snack you are
You well armed big wheel
Ha, ha, a snack you are
And when my snout is on your heart
You're nearly a good meal
Almost a dinner
With your head down in the pig bin
Saying 'Keep on jihading'
Pig teeth on your fat chin
What do you hope to find
Down in the pig mine?
You're nearly a laugh
You're nearly a laugh
But you really did die

Posted by: Roger Boar at April 24, 2017 03:46 PM (PNcou)

100 Them piglets in the photo are super cute, BTW.

Posted by: Pug Mahon of the Clan Deplorable at April 24, 2017 03:46 PM (RwwCT)

101 Hogzilla terrorizes Muslim's, film at 11.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 24, 2017 03:47 PM (6Ll1u)

102 **falls to knees, yelling to the sky**

Ba-CONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

Posted by: James T. Kirk at April 24, 2017 03:47 PM (Od+LM)

103 Actually I do know why - we don't have a leader with the stones to do what is required - hopefully Trump will be the exception.
===============

Hahahahaha!! Aahahahahahah!! Fool. Hahahahaah!! ahahahah!!

Posted by: Fully Weaponized Federal Judges In Hawaii and Washington at April 24, 2017 03:47 PM (vg8iE)

104 I could NOT blow his house down.

Posted by: Ghost of Known-Wolf-Jihadi at April 24, 2017 03:47 PM (pMGkg)

105 Boar War 2

Posted by: Skip at April 24, 2017 03:47 PM (Ot7+c)

106 They have a new cold cut at the deli,
"Boar's Head Roast Jihadi"

Posted by: JoeF. at April 24, 2017 03:47 PM (7uYFy)

107 4 Wait until The Squeaky Beaver attacks!
Posted by: Diogenes at April 24, 2017 03:34 PM (0tfLf)

All you have to do is oil it properly & it won't squeak! Ask me how I know...

Posted by: Emma Watson at April 24, 2017 03:48 PM (L7KVo)

108 Hogzilla, pointing out the folly of the Iman...

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2017 03:48 PM (p6l+P)

109 106 They have a new cold cut at the deli,
"Boar's Head Roast Jihadi"
Posted by: JoeF. at April 24, 2017 03:47 PM (7uYFy)

Probably insanely overpriced.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 24, 2017 03:48 PM (+c7tK)

110 Yeah, I fairly sure I can't eat bacon spoiled by the taint of Islam. These pigs are becoming smart. Too smart!

Posted by: Fritz at April 24, 2017 03:48 PM (2Mnv1)

111 Swine low sweet chariot
Coming for to carry me home

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 24, 2017 03:48 PM (Z9mio)

112 *waves to AlextheChick*

Did I mention at one point in short story, got a squirrel scampering off in terror?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2017 03:49 PM (p6l+P)

113 "Boar's Head Roast Jihadi"
Posted by: JoeF. at April 24, 2017 03:47 PM (7uYFy)

Probably insanely overpriced.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 24, 2017 03:48 PM (+c7tK)

But it's Halal...

Posted by: JoeF. at April 24, 2017 03:49 PM (7uYFy)

114 zombie referral makes lead at drudge

Posted by: concrete girl at April 24, 2017 03:49 PM (JfBkN)

115 begun the Boar wars have

Posted by: runner at April 24, 2017 03:49 PM (c6/9Q)

116 All the good jokes have already been used. Shit.

No worries, we'll be making bad ones for hours.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 24, 2017 03:50 PM (IcT7t)

117 Abdul got porked....

Posted by: JoeF. at April 24, 2017 03:50 PM (7uYFy)

118 I have be charged by a feral hog protecting her piglets.



You need to shoot them or run like hell, cause those bastard will tear you up.

Posted by: Ralph at April 24, 2017 03:50 PM (JTbwP)

119 We airlifted them over from Texas because we have too many here

Better yet: airlift radioactive Japanese wild boars and nuke the jihadis. According to various news sources, a lot of wild boars went radioactive after the Fukushima disaster and are invading nearby Japanese farming communities. The population of nuclear boars is growing because they can't be used for meat, and schoolchildren in the area around Fukushima are being armed with umbrellas so they can protect themselves from rampaging boars.

http://tinyurl.com/l6ff3bo

There's a win-win for the Japanese; send radioactive kamikaze banzai boars to Iraq against ISIS.

Posted by: Basement Cat at April 24, 2017 03:51 PM (3C9q2)

120 Ha!
On tv this very moment is a Tums commercial with a slice of bacon slapping the shit out of a guy.
Oh the serendipity.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 24, 2017 03:51 PM (0tfLf)

121 Love the picture of the recruits going through bacon training.

There's so much to like about this post.

Posted by: bluebell at April 24, 2017 03:51 PM (sBOL1)

122 Live by the sword, die by the ham sammich.

Posted by: DaveA at April 24, 2017 03:51 PM (FhXTo)

123 This really does have a Biblical feel to it. I mean, seriously

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2017 03:51 PM (39g3+)

124 Willowed last thread.

Mar-a-Lago is like '43's Crawford ranch.
Trump hasn't left the US yet. He doesn't have a 43 person entourage for Melania that will require 3 floors of a hotel.
And barky's vacays were way more than 80 million. That's only $10 million a years for Sir Golfsalot. That doesn't count the separate vacays him the mooch took.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 03:26 PM (HBKaX)

Or like the Reagan Ranch in CA. Property owned , improved and paid for by Pres. Reagan, just like Bush and Trump have done.

Unlike the Democrats such as Clinton and Obama, who had zero properties because they simply live off everyone else until they make millions off of the office. They wait to buy said properties until they are out of office and don't have to actually take working vacations there.

Reagan hosted heads of state at Rancho de Cielo that included Queen Elizabeth, Mikhail Gorbachev, Margaret Thatcher, Brian Mulroney, etc. Called the Western White House.

HW Bush also hosted heads of state at his Kennebunkport Maine estate, including Rabin of Israel, and John Major, PM of Great Britain.

We all know how much the media loathed going to Crawford Texas to camp out at Bush's ranch there, which has had too many foreign dignitaries visiting to list. Putin, Sharon, Abdullah, Merkel, Mubarek, on and on.

So spare me the liberal howls about how much it costs for Trump to fly down to Florida and host a dignitary , which is why he has been there virtually every trip. Not to mention the huge Heat Association fund raiser that has been held there every year for a couple of decades and always has the US president as it's honorary host.
Posted by: Jen at April 24, 2017 03:48 PM (YZ5sm)

Posted by: Jen at April 24, 2017 03:51 PM (YZ5sm)

125 zombie referral makes lead at drudge

Saw that....

Posted by: It's Me donna at April 24, 2017 03:51 PM (O2RFr)

126 Abdul in the role of Porkins.

"I got it! I got it!"

Bugs Bunny wincing, "Yeah he got it."

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2017 03:51 PM (p6l+P)

127 Speaking of hogs....

http://tinyurl.com/ny3hakl

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 24, 2017 03:51 PM (vg8iE)

128 Posted by: Roger Boar at April 24, 2017 03:46 PM (PNcou)

**flicks digital cigarette lighter **

Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at April 24, 2017 03:52 PM (AoK0a)

129 No 72 Virgins for THOSE Jihadis.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 24, 2017 03:52 PM (CMbMd)

130 Those recruits are really cute. Too bad they are so tasty.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 24, 2017 03:52 PM (+c7tK)

131 How exactly were they killed by the boars? Tusked?

Posted by: IC at April 24, 2017 03:52 PM (a0IVu)

132 "The leader of the herd of wild boars is known throughout the region as 'Grond', according to reports.

Said one lucky ISIS fuckhead who survived the attack: 'First the Satanic pig killed Achmed, Mohammed and Mahamud, and then the Evil swine ate their still-warm bodies!

Then, to add insult to injury, the Filthy boar shat them out into a steaming pile of offal.

How will my brothers enjoy their virgins, now!?!?!' cried survivor Machmood."

Posted by: Sharkman at April 24, 2017 03:52 PM (sonVw)

133 By George, pigs running a farm?

Orwell... as long as they chased off the two-leggers....

Posted by: BurtTC at April 24, 2017 03:52 PM (TOk1P)

134
What happened to "hector?"

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 03:53 PM (+0mzC)

135 I would like a grant to train pigs for the Army.

:::writes proposal:::

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 24, 2017 03:53 PM (g38i/)

136 I approve.

Posted by: Gen. John J Pershing at April 24, 2017 03:53 PM (VdICR)

137 How exactly were they killed by the boars? Tusked?

Posted by: IC at April 24, 2017 03:52 PM (a0IVu)


I'm hoping for shat upon and suffocated.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 24, 2017 03:53 PM (TOk1P)

138
Does hot air get trolls?

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 03:53 PM (+0mzC)

139 The nexus of racism, xenophobia, climate change, and cis-normative patriarchy in this story is so obvious I don't even need to point it out.

Posted by: irright at April 24, 2017 03:54 PM (pMGkg)

140 Does hot air get trolls?

It's all trolls as far as I'm concerned...

Posted by: It's Me donna at April 24, 2017 03:54 PM (O2RFr)

141 War Pigs!
Ozzie was prescient of course but Geezer Butler really wrote the lyrics.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at April 24, 2017 03:54 PM (Eyx+b)

142

Where have all trolls gone? Long time passing...

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 03:54 PM (+0mzC)

143
Iraqi Play of Porky and Bess Causes Tragedy. - MSM

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 24, 2017 03:54 PM (ODxAs)

144
meh

Posted by: Hogzilla at April 24, 2017 03:55 PM (fLMbU)

145 This little piggy went to market,
This little piggy stayed home,
This little piggy ate ISIS,
This little piggy had none,
and this little piggy went yum! yum! yum!
all the way home.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 03:55 PM (PY9jH)

146 I saw The Dixie Chicks open for Armored Bacon at the Cow Palace in 2006.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 24, 2017 03:55 PM (sonVw)

147 137, I'm hoping for shat upon and suffocated.



Posted by: BurtTC at April 24, 2017 03:53 PM (TOk1P)
My first thought was maybe they tried to bugger the boars, thinking they were an exotic species of goat but the boars weren't having any of it and bam!

Posted by: IC at April 24, 2017 03:55 PM (a0IVu)

148 Warthogs unite!!!

Posted by: an A-10 at April 24, 2017 03:55 PM (Od+LM)

149 Where have all trolls gone? Long time passing...
Posted by: Soothsayer 45



Hogs got 'em.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 03:55 PM (HBKaX)

150 Love the picture of the recruits going through bacon training.
...........

They sure start them early.

Posted by: wth at April 24, 2017 03:55 PM (HgMAr)

151 Pigman, baby, Pigman!

Posted by: Kramer at April 24, 2017 03:55 PM (7HtZB)

152 This years pig-calling contest has been relocated to Mosul, Iraq at the request of America's Special Forces.

Posted by: State of Iowa State Fair at April 24, 2017 03:56 PM (X4ZNp)

153 I got good news and bad news, boys.

The bad news is, since you were ground up by porcine creatures, by the tenets of your faith, you are not to be allowed into paradise.

The good news is, your sh*tty little religion is completely phony anyway, so all your friends are here!

Posted by: B.L. Zebub at April 24, 2017 03:56 PM (TOk1P)

154 Those boars had purty moufs.

Posted by: Zombie Achmed at April 24, 2017 03:57 PM (vtcmf)

155 >>What happened to "hector?"

A guess? No campaign org to pay him to troll here and elsewhere.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2017 03:57 PM (NOIQH)

156 How exactly were they killed by the boars? Tusked?

Where is Fleetwood mac these days?

Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at April 24, 2017 03:57 PM (AoK0a)

157 My first thought was maybe they tried to bugger the boars, thinking they were an exotic species of goat but the boars weren't having any of it and bam!
Posted by: IC



Wild hogs are just mean.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 03:57 PM (HBKaX)

158
153 127 Speaking of hogs....

http://tinyurl.com/ny3hakl
Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 24, 2017 03:51 PM (vg8iE)


Harambe's widow in mourning?
===========

How nice of the Ethiopian immigrant to want her to be "Queen Forever." More proof of my theory that those being let in are being chosen for their desire to be ruled.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 24, 2017 03:58 PM (vg8iE)

159 [iWhat happened to "hector?"

Moose out front should have told you, Grond ate him.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2017 03:58 PM (p6l+P)

160 Puts me in mind of Mr. Wu from Deadwood, and his corpse disposal pigs.

Kirkuk cocksuckas!

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 24, 2017 03:58 PM (wZc7i)

161 This little piggy went to market,
This little piggy stayed home,
This little piggy ate ISIS,
This little piggy had none,
and this little piggy went yum! yum! yum!
all the way home.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 03:55 PM (PY9jH)


Muldoon-worthy!

Posted by: BurtTC at April 24, 2017 03:58 PM (TOk1P)

162 More Parks sausages mom- please!"

Posted by: Marcus T at April 24, 2017 03:58 PM (h5F/r)

163 My new weapon proposal involves the spider/goat hybrid being used as bait, when they ass fuck said goat their Dick gets stuck and then the trained hogs come in to clean up.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 24, 2017 03:59 PM (6Ll1u)

164 Semi-Literate Thug....

There was a Canadian serial killer who would feed the bodies of the young women he killed to his pigs.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2017 04:00 PM (p6l+P)

165 --

Wild hogs are just mean.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 03:57 PM

---------

Did Tim Allen and John Travolta do this?

Posted by: irright at April 24, 2017 04:00 PM (pMGkg)

166 This would be the right place to quote or link Bricktop's speech on pigs from Snatch but its so foul I can't do it. Short version: pigs will eat pretty much everything and do it fast.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2017 04:00 PM (39g3+)

167 Did I mention at one point in short story, got a squirrel scampering off in terror?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2017 03:49 PM (p6l+P)



Was it on fire? It should be on fire.

Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at April 24, 2017 04:00 PM (mf5HN)

168 Sow what? This story is boaring.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 24, 2017 04:00 PM (h5F/r)

169 The hogs got a bunch of the golf course near me last week and I saw cowboys with strike, bay and catch dogs unloading this weekend. Bayed solid, as they say.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at April 24, 2017 04:00 PM (Eyx+b)

170 138


Does hot air get anything buttrolls?





Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 03:53 PM (+0mzC)

FIFY

Posted by: Ralph at April 24, 2017 04:01 PM (JTbwP)

171 Sarge, the jihadis don't taste as good as they used to!

Posted by: Little Warboar Recruits at April 24, 2017 04:01 PM (vtcmf)

172 Pulverized by the peccaries.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 24, 2017 04:01 PM (h5F/r)

173 Has anybody around here ever eaten wild boar? IIRC it was said to be better than domestic pork.

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 24, 2017 04:01 PM (hJrjt)

174
This really does have a Biblical feel to it.


Tell me about it.

Posted by: Mama Cass at April 24, 2017 04:01 PM (FhXTo)

175

It was self defense. They were trying to have carnal relations with the boars

Posted by: ThunderB at April 24, 2017 04:02 PM (JzGwc)

176 This reminds me of the idea that the military should develop bullets full of pigs blood.

If the terrorists bs religion claims hates the blood of swine, fill 'em up with it before blowing them to oblivion. Maybe it will make them think twice.

(Doubtful, but they're already hell bent on wiping us infidels off the map, so go for it.)

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at April 24, 2017 04:02 PM (72PAC)

177 --
--
There was a Canadian serial killer who would feed the bodies of the young women he killed to his pigs.


Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2017 04:00 PM

------------

Is THAT why their pizza sucks?

Posted by: irright at April 24, 2017 04:02 PM (pMGkg)

178 Jihadis taste like chicken!!

Posted by: WIld Boars at April 24, 2017 04:02 PM (NOIQH)

179 And the animals outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and back again, but it was no longer possible to tell which was which.

Posted by: weirddave at April 24, 2017 04:02 PM (Feqz7)

180 Give it up for Zombie, yo.

ace and Drudge are eskimo brothers.

_

Posted by: BumperStickerist at April 24, 2017 04:02 PM (uBKPR)

181 The pigs probably got out of control after ISIS drove out most of the people and made the ones left waste their time and resources on constant prayer, tribute-paying, and sharia compliance.

Like the Taliban, making the trains run on time is very low on the list of ISIS priorities.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 24, 2017 04:02 PM (wZc7i)

182

Wild boar is supposed to really gamey, not good eating at all

Posted by: ThunderB at April 24, 2017 04:02 PM (JzGwc)

183 There was a Canadian serial killer who would feed the bodies of the young women he killed to his pigs.


Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2017 04:00 PM

------------

Is THAT why their pizza sucks?
==========

OH, so THAT'S what Canadian bacon is made from.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 24, 2017 04:03 PM (vg8iE)

184
Has anybody around here ever eaten wild boar? IIRC it was said to be better than domestic pork.

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 24, 2017 04:01 PM (hJrjt)


I have. It's way leaner than domestic pork. You literally cover a roast (haunch or whatever) with bacon and slow cook it in the oven. Also, it must be well done.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 04:03 PM (PY9jH)

185 5 WTF are pigs even doing in muzzieland?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 03:35 PM (HBKaX)



Hopefully being used as tools of warfare. Jihadists taken prisoner could be thrown in with them.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 24, 2017 04:03 PM (ujg0T)

186 Flaming squirrel? That would be bad for trying to sneak in.

Though maybe in a sequel story sneak in this?
https://mixthatdrink.com/flying-squirrel/

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2017 04:03 PM (p6l+P)

187
All good things gotta come to an end and it's the same with the wildwood hog.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2017 04:03 PM (IqV8l)

188 Been a while since we had a juicy troll to gnaw on.

Posted by: Max Power at April 24, 2017 04:04 PM (QCc6B)

189 "That doesn't count the separate vacays him and the mooch took."

My favorite: Mooch and Distillery going from D.C. to the Betty Ford funeral in Palm Springs. Leaving Andrews on the same day at the same time. Returning from Palm Springs on the same day at the same time.

Two separate jets. Both women adamantly refusing to share the same plane for only a few hours' flying time.

Good golly gosh, I'm beginning to wonder if this "planetary emergency" of global warming might not be real. I'm also wondering whether all of those pledges of fiscal discipline by Democrats might have been, um, a little exaggerated.

Posted by: torquewrench at April 24, 2017 04:04 PM (qJjMA)

190 Ossabaw Island (GA) wild pig is a thing. It's very pricey.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 04:04 PM (PY9jH)

191 Not a surprise, if they've been eating Muslims.

In which case we pin a medal on them and give them a lifetime supply of feed.

Posted by: JEM at April 24, 2017 04:04 PM (TppKb)

192 Northernlurker, wild hog sometimes taste as good as domestic hogs but a lot depends on size and how they are butchered.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at April 24, 2017 04:04 PM (Eyx+b)

193 This reminds me of the idea that the military should develop bullets full of pigs blood.



Silver Bullet Gun Oil. Made with 13% rendered pig fat.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 04:04 PM (HBKaX)

194 In the ME only Christians raised pigs. They got rid of the pig farmer, the pigs went feral. They do so very quickly. You hear about it in GA and TX

Posted by: ThunderB at April 24, 2017 04:04 PM (JzGwc)

195 I've had wild boar. Was good but not memorable.

Certainly no kangaroo.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at April 24, 2017 04:05 PM (72PAC)

196 I remember my time at the Graf training area in Germany. We'd fire artillery there and I was a forward observer. There was a pack of boar that roamed around the OPs. Those bastards could tear open a tin can of C Rations in a heartbeat. We stayed clear.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 24, 2017 04:05 PM (0tfLf)

197 --
--
All good things gotta come to an end and it's the same with the wildwood hog.


Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2017 04:03 PM

--------------

We just smiled and waved, sitting on that sack of seeds.

Posted by: irright at April 24, 2017 04:05 PM (pMGkg)

198 Not a surprise, if they've been eating Muslims.

In which case we pin a medal on them and give them a lifetime supply of feed.



With 1.1 billion muzzies in the world, they already have it.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 04:05 PM (HBKaX)

199 I thought Pork Chop Hill was in Korea, not Iraq.

Posted by: wth at April 24, 2017 04:05 PM (HgMAr)

200 I suspect that the eternal remuneration for mohammedans is restricted for those who die by the pig.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 24, 2017 04:06 PM (7ZVPa)

201 This story gives real meaning to the saying, "He went to shit and hogs ate him."

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 24, 2017 04:06 PM (vg8iE)

202 Seriously being eaten by pigs and dogs licking up blood etc, major Biblical images and curses

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2017 04:06 PM (39g3+)

203 Pigs in Egypt raised by Christians too. All over the ME

Posted by: ThunderB at April 24, 2017 04:06 PM (JzGwc)

204 Northernlurker, wild hog sometimes taste as good as domestic hogs but a lot depends on size and how they are butchered.



Usually 100 lb or less pigs.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 04:07 PM (HBKaX)

205 Board are mean

Posted by: ThunderB at April 24, 2017 04:07 PM (JzGwc)

206 176 This reminds me of the idea that the military should develop bullets full of pigs blood.

If the terrorists bs religion claims hates the blood of swine, fill 'em up with it before blowing them to oblivion. Maybe it will make them think twice.

(Doubtful, but they're already hell bent on wiping us infidels off the map, so go for it.)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at April 24, 2017 04:02 PM (72PAC)

Drop massive amounts of wild boar on them from B-52 heavy bombers. Call it Operation Oink Light.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 24, 2017 04:07 PM (0mRoj)

207 You never know when there is a boar out there with your name on it.

Ask not for whom the pig squeals...

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at April 24, 2017 04:07 PM (+aCe4)

208 Wielding the Pork Sword

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 24, 2017 04:07 PM (FZYNt)

209 We refused to eat the haram hands.

Posted by: Little Warboar Recruits at April 24, 2017 04:07 PM (vtcmf)

210 Links?

Posted by: Officer Pattie O'Irony at April 24, 2017 04:08 PM (fLMbU)

211 Jay, come back!

Posted by: bluebell at April 24, 2017 04:08 PM (sBOL1)

212 Was this the JV team the the Hogs slaughtered?

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 24, 2017 04:08 PM (FZYNt)

213 so do they miss out on their virgins?
It's not really a kosher way to die.

Posted by: willow at April 24, 2017 04:08 PM (4lrrm)

214 My hog snares hunt 24 hours a day. The game warden thinks snares are indiscriminate but not if you know how to set them. Hogs and deer travel in different ways

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at April 24, 2017 04:08 PM (Eyx+b)

215 So guessing with all the Muzzy regulations getting killed by a boar their shot at any virgins and heaven went out the window.

Posted by: Skip at April 24, 2017 04:08 PM (Ot7+c)

216 If you've ever run into wild boar in the woods, it's no joke. Especially if they are hungry, which is almost always.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 24, 2017 04:08 PM (h5F/r)

217 BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at April 24, 2017 04:08 PM (9krrF)

218 Well for once this is something that neither a crossbow or a longbow can answer.

How best to fire a boar-missile?

Trebuchet or catapult?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2017 04:08 PM (p6l+P)

219 So all we Texans need to do is export our feral hogs to Iraq and Syria and turn them loose? Dude! Talk about killing two birds with one stone!

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at April 24, 2017 04:08 PM (Irr3L)

220 Wild boar is supposed to really gamey, not good eating at all

Posted by: ThunderB at April 24, 2017 04:02 PM (JzGwc)

The piglets are pretty tasty.

Posted by: Ralph at April 24, 2017 04:08 PM (JTbwP)

221 /sock off

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 24, 2017 04:09 PM (VdICR)

222 In many ways little fat boy Kim is a feral hog

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 24, 2017 04:09 PM (6Ll1u)

223 Wielding the Pork Sword




Starring Ron Jeremy and Aunt Peg.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 04:09 PM (HBKaX)

224 202 Seriously being eaten by pigs and dogs licking up blood etc, major Biblical images and curses
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2017 04:06 PM (39g3+)

Send us into the swine!

Posted by: Legion at April 24, 2017 04:09 PM (0mRoj)

225 215 So guessing with all the Muzzy regulations getting killed by a boar their shot at any virgins and heaven went out the window.
Posted by: Skip

Got some terrible news for Achmed

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 24, 2017 04:09 PM (FZYNt)

226 icing in this would be a Female boar kill.

Posted by: willow at April 24, 2017 04:10 PM (4lrrm)

227 It would be ironic if they were hiding from US Warthogs at the time.

Wait, not ironic, hilarious.

Posted by: DaveA at April 24, 2017 04:10 PM (FhXTo)

228 We all know the movie they were watching when the boars snuck up on them, right?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 24, 2017 04:10 PM (B+qrE)

229 Insty must be a lurker. Glen has a post up "Can we parachute our wild boar into Iraq"


Gee, wonder where he got that line?

Posted by: Ralph at April 24, 2017 04:10 PM (JTbwP)

230 There was a Canadian serial killer who would feed the bodies of the young women he killed to his pigs.


Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2017 04:00 PM

------------

Is THAT why their pizza sucks?
==========

OH, so THAT'S what Canadian bacon is made from.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 24, 2017 04:03 PM (vg8iE)


I'll never be able to eat another Egg McMuffin as long as I... oh who am I kidding, of course I will.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 24, 2017 04:10 PM (TOk1P)

231 Wild boar is supposed to really gamey, not good eating at all

Posted by: ThunderB



Someone has been lying to you then.
Guided hog hunts are a big thing in Texas.
Same with wild hog meat processing.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 04:10 PM (HBKaX)

232 Charlotte writes in Arabic on her web, "I warned you!!!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2017 04:10 PM (p6l+P)

233 218 Well for once this is something that neither a crossbow or a longbow can answer.

How best to fire a boar-missile?

Trebuchet or catapult?

******

I'd strap them to the wings of my A-10.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 24, 2017 04:10 PM (0tfLf)

234 "Has anybody around here ever eaten wild boar?"

Yo.

The quality of the meat varies considerably. The older males can be really objectionably gamy. Best made into spiced sausage. Yearling piglets are fine eating.

It's also a case of doing well by doing good. The things are insanely prolific, and they cause huge damage to protected wildland as well as cultivated agriculture. They'll even rototill suburban lawns if they get a chance at it.

Posted by: torquewrench at April 24, 2017 04:10 PM (qJjMA)

235 They are very hearty and multiply quickly. Also very destructive.

It's one of the few species you can hunt up here that has an all year season and no bag limits.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 24, 2017 04:11 PM (h5F/r)

236 Board are mean

Next you'll be telling us that pi r square.

Posted by: fluffy at April 24, 2017 04:11 PM (jw2Xw)

237 228 We all know the movie they were watching when the boars snuck up on them, right?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 24, 2017 04:10 PM (B+qrE)

Porky's.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 24, 2017 04:11 PM (0mRoj)

238 How best to fire a boar-missile?

Trebuchet or catapult?

Posted by: Anna Puma


From a large-boar gun, silly.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at April 24, 2017 04:11 PM (9krrF)

239 > 166
This would be the right place to quote or link Bricktop's speech on pigs from Snatch but its so foul I can't do it. Short version: pigs will eat pretty much everything and do it fast.

There's a family rumor/legend about my alcoholic great-great-uncle who got drunk on the farm and passed out in the pig pen, and all they ever found was one shoe with part of a foot inside.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at April 24, 2017 04:11 PM (E5jIq)

240 Oh Happy Day! The irony, it's delicious.

Posted by: NC Ref at April 24, 2017 04:11 PM (SpeiC)

241 131
How exactly were they killed by the boars? Tusked?
========
Yeah, pretty much.

They're really not an animal to fuck with when pissed.

And you don't have an iron-hide to protect you like the other boars he's used to fighting.

Think of getting stabbed and ripped open by a very dull hook.

"Unlike the injuries inflicted by wild cats, canines and bulls, the
hallmark of boar attack is the infliction of multiple penetrating
injuries to the lower part of the body."

Posted by: Jimmuh Carter at April 24, 2017 04:11 PM (ZQpd0)

242 OT but I find it really weird that a pig's internal organs are similar to a human's.

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 24, 2017 04:11 PM (Z9mio)

243 Mohammed was no ISIS beginner
He decapitated many a sinner
But 72 virgins said no
So to hell he would go
Because a wild pig ate him for dinner

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 24, 2017 04:11 PM (8ZskC)

244 Board are mean

Next you'll be telling us that pi r square.




Cobbler is.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 04:11 PM (HBKaX)

245 In many ways little fat boy Kim is a feral hog

Walking, talking human lard.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 24, 2017 04:12 PM (B+qrE)

246 What would Alanis Morrisette have to say about this?

Posted by: eleven at April 24, 2017 04:12 PM (qUNWi)

247 Is a Morrisette a female Morris?

Posted by: eleven at April 24, 2017 04:12 PM (qUNWi)

248 Posted by: Cave Johnson at April 24, 2017 04:11 PM (E5jIq)

Land sharks

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 24, 2017 04:13 PM (Z9mio)

249
What would Alanis Morrisette have to say about this?

You ought to know?

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 04:13 PM (+0mzC)

250 246 What would Alanis Morrisette have to say about this?
Posted by: eleven


Not exactly sure, but it would be in a whiny sing-song tone.

Posted by: Roy at April 24, 2017 04:13 PM (7n4KQ)

251 Oh Happy Day! The irony, it's delicious.

Posted by: NC Ref


Especially if you let it slow cook overnight properly.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at April 24, 2017 04:13 PM (9krrF)

252 Porky's.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 24, 2017 04:11 PM (0mRoj)


OF COURSE!

You win an all-expense paid trip to tomorrow's art thread.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 24, 2017 04:13 PM (B+qrE)

253 Has anybody around here ever eaten wild boar?

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 24, 2017 04:01 PM (hJrjt)

The younger ones can be excellent, but the older they are the nastier they taste.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 24, 2017 04:13 PM (rF0hx)

254 Certified Hoggified

Posted by: Arby's BBQ Guy at April 24, 2017 04:13 PM (vg8iE)

255 Click on my nic to help a sick kid go to Disney World.

Posted by: eleven at April 24, 2017 04:13 PM (qUNWi)

256 236 Board are mean

Next you'll be telling us that pi r square.

****

No. Cake r square, pi r round.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 24, 2017 04:13 PM (0tfLf)

257 To give you an idea of wild pigs, on a hunt last year, I came upon the remains of a skunk that had been killed and mostly eaten by a boar.

Which probably improved the odor of the beast.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 24, 2017 04:13 PM (7ZVPa)

258 249
What would Alanis Morrisette have to say about this?

You ought to know?
Posted by: Soothsayer 45

Does she go down on you in a theatre?

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 24, 2017 04:14 PM (FZYNt)

259 245
In many ways little fat boy Kim is a feral hog



Walking, talking human lard.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 24, 2017 04:12 PM (B+qrE)

Someone should tusk him...c'mon Xi..

Posted by: IC at April 24, 2017 04:14 PM (a0IVu)

260 >>>Is a Morrisette a female Morris?

Posted by: eleven at April 24, 2017 04:12 PM (qUNWi)<<<

No, it's a matching group of Morrises.

Posted by: an A-10 at April 24, 2017 04:14 PM (Od+LM)

261 Alanis has a new look and she don't look half bad.

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 24, 2017 04:14 PM (Z9mio)

262 If you've ever seen a mature boar caged, it's not hard to imagine they are murder machines. They are tough little nasty bastards.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 24, 2017 04:14 PM (h5F/r)

263 The younger ones can be excellent, but the older they are the nastier they taste.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo



slow...hanging....curve....

...don't... swing....

Posted by: Roy at April 24, 2017 04:14 PM (7n4KQ)

264 No. Cake r square, pi r round.

Posted by: Diogenes


Some cake are round. If pie are square, pie are cobbler.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at April 24, 2017 04:14 PM (9krrF)

265 No pearls before these guys.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2017 04:14 PM (IqV8l)

266 You win an all-expense paid trip to tomorrow's art thread.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 24, 2017 04:13 PM (B+qrE)

It's a dream come true!

Posted by: Insomniac at April 24, 2017 04:15 PM (0mRoj)

267 The first time I went hunting for boar in California I wanted to use my 1911 firing hot loads.

It was pointed out to me that that was a very bad plan that might get me in a large amount of trouble.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 24, 2017 04:15 PM (rF0hx)

268 What would Alanis Morrisette have to say about this?



You ought to know?

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 04:13 PM (+0mzC)

golf clap

Posted by: runner at April 24, 2017 04:15 PM (c6/9Q)

269 What would Alanis Morrisette have to say about this?

Posted by: eleven at April 24, 2017 04:12 PM (qUNWi)


"Isn't it an ironic bore?"

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 24, 2017 04:15 PM (zc3Db)

270 If you've ever seen a mature boar caged, it's not hard to imagine they are murder machines. They are tough little nasty bastards.


And smart. You forgot smart, asshole.

Posted by: A Wild Boar at April 24, 2017 04:15 PM (8ZskC)

271 173 Has anybody around here ever eaten wild boar? IIRC it was said to be better than domestic pork.
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 24, 2017 04:01 PM (hJrjt)
----------------------
Certain cuts are good in small doses.
Jamon de jabali --- wild boar ham --- is a thing in Spain and some S Am countries. Kinda like prosciutto.

The uncured stuff is too lean and a bit gamey, IMO.
You really need domestic pork, the kind of pigs that sit around watching TV and stuffing their faces with Happy Meals, cheetos, and cheescake to get the good fat.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 24, 2017 04:15 PM (0jtPF)

272 263 The younger ones can be excellent, but the older they are the nastier they taste.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo



slow...hanging....curve....

...don't... swing....
Posted by: Roy at April 24, 2017 04:14 PM (7n4KQ)

Man after my own heart, this dildo fellow.

Posted by: Harry Reid at April 24, 2017 04:15 PM (0mRoj)

273 If you've ever seen a mature boar caged, it's not hard to imagine they are murder machines. They are tough little nasty bastards.

Posted by: Marcus T


And they get big. We joke about swine cavalry, but the damn things might as well be tanks when you have 800 pounds of pork charging out of the underbrush.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at April 24, 2017 04:16 PM (9krrF)

274 267 The first time I went hunting for boar in California I wanted to use my 1911 firing hot loads.

It was pointed out to me that that was a very bad plan that might get me in a large amount of trouble.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 24, 2017 04:15 PM (rF0hx)

From the pigs or the pigs?

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 24, 2017 04:16 PM (Z9mio)

275 Shaitan- 'So, jihadi how did you die? Were you killed in the act of murdering infidels or better yet jooossss?'
jihadi- 'No master, it was wild boars'.
Shaitan- 'Well into the fire with mohamad you go.'

Posted by: Eromero at April 24, 2017 04:16 PM (zLDYs)

276 Posted by: concrete girl at April 24, 2017 03:49 PM (JfBkN)

news org won't publish the video because it appears those in the mob are minors. Easy fix, pixilate the faces.

Posted by: kallisto at April 24, 2017 04:16 PM (kD8Fh)

277 Certified Hoggified

Posted by: Arby's BBQ Guy at April 24, 2017 04:13 PM (vg8iE)
..........

lol... even though I hate that commercial

Posted by: wth at April 24, 2017 04:16 PM (HgMAr)

278 Bacon bombs. Strap explosives on the pigs and stampede them into the terrorists.

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at April 24, 2017 04:16 PM (uhftQ)

279 Hey SyFy...

Velociraptor versus Giant Wild Boar.

"Clever girl."

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2017 04:16 PM (p6l+P)

280 These clowns died of boardom.

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 24, 2017 04:16 PM (hJrjt)

281 "Pork Buster Missile deployed sir!"

Posted by: Publius Redux at April 24, 2017 04:17 PM (Fb9aZ)

282 The first time I went hunting for boar in California I wanted to use my 1911 firing hot loads.

It was pointed out to me that that was a very bad plan that might get me in a large amount of trouble.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


No shit. All a pistol would do is annoy them unless you got a REALLY lucky shot.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at April 24, 2017 04:17 PM (9krrF)

283 We had one mature male that took 3 shots from a 45/70. On the first shot the son of of gun just got pissed off.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 24, 2017 04:17 PM (h5F/r)

284 279 Hey SyFy...

Velociraptor versus Giant Wild Boar.

"Clever girl."
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2017 04:16 PM (p6l+P)

I'd watch the hell out of that.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at April 24, 2017 04:17 PM (72PAC)

285 And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

Posted by: Bricktop at April 24, 2017 04:17 PM (eXSOZ)

286
You really need domestic pork, the kind of pigs that sit around watching TV and stuffing their faces with Happy Meals, cheetos, and cheescake to get the good fat.

Arnold Ziffel

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2017 04:17 PM (IqV8l)

287 >>>Certified Hoggified



Posted by: Arby's BBQ Guy at April 24, 2017 04:13 PM (vg8iE)

..........



lol... even though I hate that commercial

Posted by: wth at April 24, 2017 04:16 PM (HgMAr)<<<

Arby's?!?! Oh, God. All that money wasted. Wasted.

Posted by: Little Caesar's marketing dept. at April 24, 2017 04:17 PM (Od+LM)

288 There's a business for catching feral pigs.

https://youtu.be/rsFXhGoDnW0

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 24, 2017 04:18 PM (VdICR)

289 They might have survived if they were in Alabama. In Alabama, the tusks are looser.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 24, 2017 04:18 PM (0mRoj)

290 Son camped on a small island near here with a family we know, years ago.

In the morning they were standing around the fire drinking coffee and eating cinnamon rolls.

A small boar strolled into the camp and began rooting around. Son offered it a piece of cinnamon roll and it ate it, then came back and licked the kid's hand.

Yikes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 04:18 PM (PY9jH)

291 The first time I went hunting for boar in California I wanted to use my 1911 firing hot loads.

It was pointed out to me that that was a very bad plan that might get me in a large amount of trouble.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 24, 2017 04:15 PM (rF0hx)

From the pigs or the pigs?
Posted by: Jack Sock



Yes. No.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 04:18 PM (HBKaX)

292 You really need domestic pork, the kind of pigs that sit around watching TV and stuffing their faces with Happy Meals, cheetos, and cheescake to get the good fat.


Peter Griffin

Posted by: Insomniac at April 24, 2017 04:18 PM (0mRoj)

293 Insomniac gets three Internet Demerits.

Posted by: eleven at April 24, 2017 04:19 PM (qUNWi)

294 264 No. Cake r square, pi r round.

Posted by: Diogenes

Some cake are round. If pie are square, pie are cobbler.
******

So I'm guessing this damned oval dish r 4 casseroles.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 24, 2017 04:19 PM (0tfLf)

295 wild hogs are brutal

i once came upon the remains of a cow completely hung up in a barbed wire fence. nothing left but the hide and bones.

Posted by: concrete girl at April 24, 2017 04:19 PM (JfBkN)

296 Posted by: Bricktop at April 24, 2017 04:17 PM (eXSOZ)


That's more detail about feeding people to pigs than an innocent person should know.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 24, 2017 04:19 PM (8ZskC)

297 293 Insomniac gets three Internet Demerits.
Posted by: eleven at April 24, 2017 04:19 PM (qUNWi)

Oh Jeebus, what'd I do this time?

Posted by: Insomniac at April 24, 2017 04:20 PM (0mRoj)

298 I know a fool who goes crawling around under the brush hunting hogs with a bow. I guess Bruce is still alive.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at April 24, 2017 04:20 PM (Eyx+b)

299 HAHAHAHA. Based on my limited understanding of their superstitions the ISIS group will believe those 3 are doomed to hell, dying by boar like that.

Posted by: PaleRider at April 24, 2017 04:20 PM (eASYU)

300 This post got a link from Instapundit. The server should wake up the 2nd shift hamster.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 24, 2017 04:20 PM (VdICR)

301
Oh Jeebus, what'd I do this time?


Oh....you know what you did.

Posted by: eleven at April 24, 2017 04:20 PM (qUNWi)

302 Important safety note : wild boar don't climb trees.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 24, 2017 04:21 PM (4e+hS)

303 >>>No. Cake r square, pi r round.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 24, 2017 04:13 PM (0tfLf)<<<

The cake is a lie.

Posted by: GLaDOS at April 24, 2017 04:21 PM (Od+LM)

304 We had one mature male that took 3 shots from a 45/70. On the first shot the son of of gun just got pissed off.




Watched a YouTube video of a guy busting them with .22 Mag. Dropped 'em like a rock.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 04:21 PM (HBKaX)

305 "OT but I find it really weird that a pig's internal organs are similar to a human's."

The map of the internal anatomy is different. Certain vitals are not quite where you would assume them to be. Novice hunters can have real difficulty with shot placement on pigs if they haven't been coached on this.

Posted by: torquewrench at April 24, 2017 04:21 PM (qJjMA)

306 Important safety note : wild boar don't climb trees.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 24, 2017 04:21 PM (4e+hS)


Funny note - neither do muzzies.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 24, 2017 04:21 PM (zc3Db)

307
Certified Hoggified
Posted by: Arby's BBQ Guy


I was thinking of the pizza commercial.

https://youtu.be/G5Q8c4rQYso

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2017 04:22 PM (IqV8l)

308 I know a fool who goes crawling around under the brush hunting hogs with a bow. I guess Bruce is still alive.
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam



Hell, Cold Steel makes a boar spear. For getting up close & personal like.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 04:22 PM (HBKaX)

309 "I don't need to be faster than the pig, praise be to allah. I just need to be faster than you."

Posted by: Disembodied Islamic Punchlines at April 24, 2017 04:23 PM (8ZskC)

310 Some kind of boar kubbutz or something.

=====
LOL!

*just noticed - that's because I read the post last, after all the cool comments...*

Posted by: runner at April 24, 2017 04:23 PM (c6/9Q)

311 This news makes me wonder if these Jihadi animals attempted to do something nefarious and rapey to one of the piglets and Mama Sow took exception and called in a ground strike.

Posted by: Fritz at April 24, 2017 04:24 PM (TNQMS)

312 I LOVE the warboar name. That is totally awesome.

Posted by: moki at April 24, 2017 04:24 PM (V+V48)

313 308 I know a fool who goes crawling around under the brush hunting hogs with a bow. I guess Bruce is still alive.
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam



Hell, Cold Steel makes a boar spear. For getting up close & personal like.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 04:22 PM (HBKaX)

While wearing heavy plate armor?

Posted by: Insomniac at April 24, 2017 04:24 PM (0mRoj)

314 "Watched a YouTube video of a guy busting them with .22 Mag."

Holy moly. I am a longtime fan and proponent of that round, but I would never ever trust my ass to it around wild pigs.

Posted by: torquewrench at April 24, 2017 04:24 PM (qJjMA)

315 Holy moly. I am a longtime fan and proponent of that round, but I would never ever trust my ass to it around wild pigs.



He was up in a blind off the ground. Scoped. Ear shots.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 04:25 PM (HBKaX)

316 My hunting buddy and I have killed two piglets with his jeep. I need to get some U of Ark stickers for it. He's almost an ace.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at April 24, 2017 04:25 PM (Eyx+b)

317 Posted by: Cicero
It's rumored that Brick Top's favorite means of dispatch involves a stun gun, a plastic bag, a roll of tape, and a pack of hungry pigs.

Posted by: Turkish at April 24, 2017 04:25 PM (eXSOZ)

318 Muzzies happen to be a much-sought after boar delicacy.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 24, 2017 04:26 PM (zc3Db)

319 Hey ISIS, wild boar tastes fantastic with a wild mushroom sauce. Look it up on the glowy box for a recipe.

Posted by: Bruce at April 24, 2017 04:26 PM (8ikIW)

320 ISIS fighters being killed by wild boars is the best kind of schadenfreude.

Posted by: iwuzhere at April 24, 2017 04:26 PM (jiGGU)

321 Moms is gonna get a heart valve replacement, they gave her a choice of doing it rather quickly with a pig valve or waiting quite awhile for a human one. She chose pig, I'm 85 she said, what do I have to lose?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 24, 2017 04:27 PM (6Ll1u)

322 my dead-to-me ex would hunt them with his dogs and his lockback knife.

Posted by: concrete girl at April 24, 2017 04:27 PM (JfBkN)

323 Facts and Details has a fascinating page of boar attacks and deaths--Germany, Italy, Japan, US, etc.

Posted by: Jimmuh Carter at April 24, 2017 04:27 PM (ZQpd0)

324 Hell, Cold Steel makes a boar spear. For getting up close personal like.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 04:22 PM (HBKaX)

There are guides in SC that kill them up close with a Bowie Knife.

Crazy shit.

Posted by: Ralph at April 24, 2017 04:27 PM (JTbwP)

325 321 Moms is gonna get a heart valve replacement, they gave her a choice of doing it rather quickly with a pig valve or waiting quite awhile for a human one. She chose pig, I'm 85 she said, what do I have to lose?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 24, 2017 04:27 PM (6Ll1u)

Look out for such side effects as wallowing in mud and eating slop from a trough.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 24, 2017 04:28 PM (0mRoj)

326 Well, remember Rambo killed one with his knife that he turned into a spear. So there's that.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 24, 2017 04:29 PM (h5F/r)

327 So, the Gadarene swine get their revenge by running the devils into a lake.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 24, 2017 04:29 PM (BWL+E)

328 Hell, Cold Steel makes a boar spear. For getting up close & personal like.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2017 04:22 PM (HBKaX)

While wearing heavy plate armor?

Posted by: Insomniac


Screw that, that just means you have crumpled metal crushing you afterwards and they need the Jaws of Life to try to extract you.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at April 24, 2017 04:29 PM (9krrF)

329 There are many people who catch them by hand when dogs have them trapped. Such people are called Damn Fools.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at April 24, 2017 04:29 PM (Eyx+b)

330 Pjork, pjork, pjork, pjork, pjork. . .

Posted by: The Swedish Chef at April 24, 2017 04:30 PM (4AVeu)

331 321- you need to be extra vigilant with her during flu season. Especially if it's a swine flu. The pig valve could actually make her more susceptible.

I can't remember the abstract I read on this, but it was frightening. I think it was from The Lancet.

Posted by: moki at April 24, 2017 04:30 PM (V+V48)

332 >>>Moms is gonna get a heart valve replacement, they
gave her a choice of doing it rather quickly with a pig valve or waiting
quite awhile for a human one. She chose pig, I'm 85 she said, what do I
have to lose?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 24, 2017 04:27 PM (6Ll1u)<<<

Out - Cat-girl hybrids
In - Pig-lady hybrids

Posted by: the Japanese at April 24, 2017 04:30 PM (Od+LM)

333 330 Pjork, pjork, pjork, pjork, pjork. . .
Posted by: The Swedish Chef at April 24, 2017 04:30 PM (4AVeu)

You'll be hearing from my lawyers.

Posted by: Bjork at April 24, 2017 04:30 PM (0mRoj)

334 Yow. Unless this is seriously Photoshopped, looks like the jihadis
might've had their hands full if their new playmate was anything like
this brute

Nah, that's a beach pic of Lena Dunham

Posted by: Bruce at April 24, 2017 04:31 PM (8ikIW)

335 We hunt wild boar aka the poor mans lion.

Posted by: Arkansas Safari at April 24, 2017 04:31 PM (bc2Lc)

336 Well now, how fucking fitting is THAT?

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at April 24, 2017 04:31 PM (CNHr1)

337 Wooooo, Pig! Sooie!
Wooooo, Pig! Sooie!
Wooooo, Pig! Sooie!
Razorbacks!

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 24, 2017 04:32 PM (BWL+E)

338 I can't remember the abstract I read on this, but it was frightening. I think it was from The Lancet.
Posted by: moki at April 24, 2017 04:30 PM (V+V4

The Lancet has been known to publish some spurious stuff, so take it with a grain of salt and do independent research.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 24, 2017 04:32 PM (0mRoj)

339 Anyone who took insulin in the early 80s or before was taking pig insulin.

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 24, 2017 04:32 PM (Z9mio)

340 Underboob Nood!

Posted by: dIb at April 24, 2017 04:33 PM (VJOLZ)

341 All the more rich, because boars are pork.

Posted by: Willy at April 24, 2017 04:33 PM (WXZTO)

342 Old Yeller has been my only contact with wild boar.

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 24, 2017 04:33 PM (Z9mio)

343
The Lancet has been known to publish some spurious stuff, so take it with a grain of salt and do independent research.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 24, 2017 04:32 PM (0mRoj)



Good to know. My husband's cardiologist needs to get better reading material.

Posted by: moki at April 24, 2017 04:33 PM (V+V48)

344 Wonder if your body can make it to muslim paradise if it's pigshit?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 24, 2017 04:34 PM (4AVeu)

345 East Bay Times.com 2017/04/24
Passengers on Train robbed by dozens of youth at Oakland BART

http://tinyurl.com/ld993zm

Posted by: scottst at April 24, 2017 04:34 PM (idA6q)

346 --
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Important safety note : wild boar don't climb trees.



Posted by: Dr Spank at April 24, 2017 04:21 PM (4e+hS)



Funny note - neither do muzzies.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 24, 2017 04:21 PM
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Hold my beer.

Posted by: MOAB at April 24, 2017 04:34 PM (pMGkg)

347 Wild pigs ftw.... Moar boar please.

Posted by: Usntakim at April 24, 2017 04:34 PM (hMqvx)

348 Cry Hamhock and let slip the hogs of War!

Posted by: LGoPs at April 24, 2017 04:35 PM (kXoPF)

349 Burka, burka, Oink, Oink!

Posted by: Strobe at April 24, 2017 04:36 PM (gbWkA)

350 Good to know. My husband's cardiologist needs to get better reading material.
Posted by: moki at April 24, 2017 04:33 PM (V+V4

The Lancet published the vaccines cause autism paper, as well as the absurdly inflated Iraq casualty survey.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 24, 2017 04:36 PM (0mRoj)

351 Don't send U.S. troops to Iraq and Syria.

Send in the Boars. They seem capable of killing the enemy.

Maybe it will soon be known as the Boar War?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 24, 2017 04:36 PM (4AVeu)

352 This is my feel-good story of the day.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 24, 2017 04:36 PM (tHwdc)

353 Everywhere there's lots of piggies, leading piggie lives; you can see them out to warfare with their piggie wives -
Using forks and knives, TO EAT JI-HA-DIs

Posted by: Mirror Universe John Lennon at April 24, 2017 04:36 PM (eXSOZ)

354 Needs more wild boar bell

Posted by: Strobe at April 24, 2017 04:37 PM (gbWkA)

355 62
Hot dogs. Armored hot dogs. What kind of jihadis get armored hot dogs?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2017 03:41 PM (IqV8l)
fat jihadis
skinny jihadis
jihadis dumb as rocks
ghey jihadis
sissy jihadis
even jihadis with small pox

Posted by: the Butcher at April 24, 2017 04:37 PM (AGJqR)

356
Aren't we overdue for fake polls showing our "standing" in the "world community" has hit a record low because of Pres Trump?

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 04:37 PM (+0mzC)

357 --
--

Cry Hamhock and let slip the hogs of War!



Posted by: LGoPs at April 24, 2017 04:35 PM

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Golf clap.

Posted by: irright at April 24, 2017 04:37 PM (pMGkg)

358 348 Cry Hamhock and let slip the hogs of War!
Posted by: LGoPs at April 24, 2017 04:35 PM (kXoPF)You

I judge this to be the winnner.

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 24, 2017 04:39 PM (Z9mio)

359 The Pentagon is currently testing a new heat seeking boar missile to use against the burka boys.

Posted by: Strobe at April 24, 2017 04:39 PM (gbWkA)

360 That's some high energy bacon! What more proof does the public need that animal fats and protein are the keys to healthy life?!?!

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 24, 2017 04:39 PM (2qHjF)

361 passengers on Train robbed by dozens of youth at Oakland BART

"youth"

Great state you have there, Jerry.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 24, 2017 04:39 PM (B+qrE)

362 Notice ISIS was not raped to death by sugar cane.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 24, 2017 04:40 PM (2qHjF)

363 My late mom's first heart replacement valve was a pig one. Lasted 15 years.

Had to be replaced with a mechanical valve, which meant she had to be on blood thinners the rest of her life.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 04:40 PM (PY9jH)

364 Those pigs are obviously white nationalists.

* rattles tin cup *

Posted by: Erg McMuffin at April 24, 2017 04:41 PM (GgzGa)

365 359 The Pentagon is currently testing a new heat seeking boar missile to use against the burka boys.
Posted by: Strobe at April 24, 2017 04:39 PM (gbWkA)

Mother of All Bacon Bombs.

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 24, 2017 04:41 PM (Z9mio)

366 What feral pig terrorist group took credit for the rampage?

Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at April 24, 2017 04:42 PM (4Mqv/)

367 We need to be feeing these wild boars more LSD mixed with amphetamines.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 24, 2017 04:42 PM (2qHjF)

368 My late mom's first heart replacement valve was a pig one. Lasted 15 years.

Had to be replaced with a mechanical valve, which meant she had to be on blood thinners the rest of her life.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2017 04:40 PM (PY9jH)


My granddad had a pig heart valve for almost 30 years.

Posted by: redbanzai at April 24, 2017 04:42 PM (f5uaD)

369 Aren't we overdue for fake polls showing our "standing" in the "world community" has hit a record low because of Pres Trump?

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 04:37 PM (+0mzC)


The "world community" can FOAD. The United States answers to nothing except its founding principles. No sense wasting Christian kisses on a heathen idol's foot.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 24, 2017 04:42 PM (BWL+E)

370 299 HAHAHAHA. Based on my limited understanding of their superstitions the ISIS group will believe those 3 are doomed to hell, dying by boar like that.

Posted by: PaleRider at April 24, 2017 04:20 PM (eASYU)

Yeah. Rape and murder won't do it, but getting off by a wild pig - Allah doesn't like that.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at April 24, 2017 04:43 PM (s7vJs)

371 Porkulus? Porkzilla?

Posted by: Strobe at April 24, 2017 04:44 PM (gbWkA)

372 Woo-hoo!

Zombie FTW~

EXACTLY as predicted, my back-channel tip to Matt Drudge resulted in screaming top-of-the-page headline at The Drudge Report just now.

My tip, as reported in an AoS comment:

http://acecomments.mu.nu/?blog=86&post=369439#c27016576

346 I'm one of the few people in the world who knows the secret back-channel way to communicate with Drudge (for news tips only). Just sent him this -- let's see if he features it!:

"Major story suppressed by BART subway system in Oakland -- entire train taken over by huge gang of violent "flash mob" thieves, 100+ riders beaten + robbed -- story embargoed for two days!: http://www.sfgate.com/crime/article/BART-takeover-robbery-50-to-60-teens-swarm-11094745.php -- should be national news"

Depending on how well one frames the "tip," Matt decides whether or not to run with it. I've gotten pretty good and figuring out how to get his attention.

It is via the method that I actually do mist of my effective "work" -- framing the cultural narrative. All behind the scenes.
Posted by: zombie


Followed by:

http://acecomments.mu.nu/?blog=86&post=369439#c27016623

393 As of 11:34am PST, the story still not on Drudge. As an experiment, I'll see how long it takes (if ever) to appear!
Posted by: zombie


And as of 1:50pm PST, now on Drudge, main headline:

http://www.drudgereport.com/

TEEN MOB OAKLAND TRAIN TAKEOVER
PASSENGERS BEATEN AND ROBBED


He even used my phrase "beaten + robbed" verbatim.

Took 2 hours and 16 minutes!

Posted by: zombie at April 24, 2017 04:44 PM (DQ4Fv)

373 Yeah. Rape and murder won't do it, but getting off by a wild pig - Allah doesn't like that.

Posted by: Donna and V

Kinky.

Allah doesn't like getting offed by a wild pig either.

Posted by: Bruce at April 24, 2017 04:45 PM (8ikIW)

374
Hot Hogs, Armored Hot Hogs
Terroists hate Armored Hot Hogs
Fat Hogs, Skinny Hogs
Hogs that climb on rocks
Tough Hogs, Silly Hogs
Even Hogs with chicken pox
Hot Hogs, Armored Hot Hogs
The Hogs that give terrorists the bite.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 24, 2017 04:45 PM (ODxAs)

375 Atomic Pigs in Space!

Posted by: Strobe at April 24, 2017 04:45 PM (gbWkA)

376 Nice one, zombie!

Posted by: Insomniac at April 24, 2017 04:46 PM (0mRoj)

377 A pigs liver, heart and kidneys are very similar to ours. I think they just did a successful pig to baboon heart transplant . Right now our bodies reject a full transplant of pig organs but that may change since this successful test.

Actually our organs are closer to other primates but raising them in large numbers is more difficult and PETA would go apeshit, pun intended.

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 24, 2017 04:47 PM (Z9mio)

378 I saw the Atomic Pigs in '74 at MSG, great times.

Posted by: Strobe at April 24, 2017 04:47 PM (gbWkA)

379 That'll do pig.

That'll do.

Posted by: Mr. Ferdy Hoggett, Hoggett's Farm at April 24, 2017 04:47 PM (4AVeu)

380 "Oooooh nooo,
he's got a cloven toe
Rock'n Roll Hogzilla!"

Posted by: Mountain Oyster Cult at April 24, 2017 04:48 PM (yqvys)

381 Hogs will eat anything. Muzzie bad boys must taste way beyond bad.

Posted by: colkax mimgo at April 24, 2017 04:49 PM (mc8bR)

382 Great work, zombie!

Anyone offering krav maga classes on the BART trains yet?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 24, 2017 04:49 PM (IcT7t)

383 LA Times: Bart train/juveniles nothing to see there, move along, Trump hate is far more important...

Posted by: Colin at April 24, 2017 04:49 PM (kMNld)

384 Well Thats All Jihadis !

Posted by: Porky Pig at April 24, 2017 04:49 PM (Ot7+c)

385 Heh. Jerry Rivers said Mexicans are only capable of menial jobs and drug smuggling. He left out rape and murder. He likes rape!

Posted by: Very Irredeemably Undude at April 24, 2017 04:49 PM (2X7pN)

386 I was wondering if the pig f*ucked the ISIS dudes like the bear f*ucked me in Revenant.

I think it's much worse with a pig because a pig has a 30-minute orgasm.

Posted by: Leonardo DiCaprio at April 24, 2017 04:51 PM (4AVeu)

387 Jihadis eaten by pigs. Irony is a bitch!

Posted by: Very Irredeemably Undude at April 24, 2017 04:51 PM (2X7pN)

388 Aww. look at the cute, little, striped baby piggies.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 24, 2017 04:52 PM (+lVUW)

389 Surrounded on all sides by muslimes ....and yet the pigs persist!

Posted by: hillary! at April 24, 2017 04:53 PM (0+2tr)

390 Posted by: zombie at April 24, 2017 04:44 PM (DQ4Fv)

Good for you, zombie!

Did you see the story about the family owned deli/salami factory that is going out of business in Oakland after many decades - because the owners can't deal with the constant vandalism anymore?

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at April 24, 2017 04:54 PM (s7vJs)

391 Climate change is going to kill us all.

Unless we fire up the grill.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 24, 2017 04:54 PM (B+qrE)

392 Zombie...


You are the shizzle.





And shit.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 24, 2017 04:55 PM (J+eG2)

393 You know it just occurred to me I have heard stories Muzzies believe in some crazy occult crap and some believe Jews can shape shift or turn into animals.

Posted by: Skip at April 24, 2017 04:55 PM (Ot7+c)

394 Porkey's IV: The Jahadi digesting.

Posted by: Strobe at April 24, 2017 04:55 PM (gbWkA)

395 He even used my phrase "beaten + robbed" verbatim.

Took 2 hours and 16 minutes!
Posted by: zombie at April 24, 2017 04:44 PM (DQ4Fv)

You go...

Top of Page

Posted by: golfman at April 24, 2017 04:55 PM (48QDY)

396 114 zombie referral makes lead at drudge
Posted by: concrete girl

382 Great work, zombie!

Posted by: Blanco Basura


Of course, the REAL goal is to get Drudge to feature one's own report, rather than simply referring him to a report in a third-party site.

In fact, for the first several years, I only ever used the channel to send him my own stuff, in the hopes of getting Drudge-a-lanches -- with (as expected) only rare success. But since I curtailed/scaled-back my active blogging, I started occasionally sending him links to other sites, with actual a greater success rate.

So it's a "success," but only a "second-hand success" -- I change the national narrative, but get no traffic to my own personal site/page as a result. Purely altruistic. In fact, I shouldn't even be humble-bragging here -- but I thought this could be a classic "test-case" to show that the tipline works -- and it did!

Posted by: zombie at April 24, 2017 04:56 PM (DQ4Fv)

397 "and some believe Jews can shape shift or turn into animals."

Everyone knows this.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 24, 2017 04:56 PM (J+eG2)

398 Did you see the story about the family owned deli/salami factory that is going out of business in Oakland after many decades - because the owners can't deal with the constant vandalism anymore?
Posted by: Donna and V.


Nah, missed it. Too much "real work" to do today to keep up on all the local meltdowns. Even the Anne Coulter story seems to change every 45 minutes with new updates.

Posted by: zombie at April 24, 2017 04:58 PM (DQ4Fv)

399 don't fuck with zombie.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 24, 2017 04:58 PM (2qHjF)

400 Purely altruistic.

Posted by: zombie at April 24, 2017 04:56 PM (DQ4Fv)

Indeed. I've mentioned you on my FB page more than once.

Absolutely no money there.

Posted by: golfman at April 24, 2017 04:59 PM (48QDY)

401 zombie: "But since I curtailed/scaled-back my active blogging, I started occasionally sending him links to other sites, with actual a greater success rate."

Hey, I know. The Moronosphere can send links to Drudge tipping your stuff. Just let us know what's urgent. Proxy-tipping!

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 24, 2017 05:01 PM (H8S+R)

402 Fabulous.

I actually imagined air dropping lots of hogs into the area so they would go feral, breed and kill jihadis, but mostly kill jihadis.

Looks like Team Mattis reads the blog.

Posted by: simplemind at April 24, 2017 05:02 PM (xVRrG)

403

DEATH BY BACON-BACON!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at April 24, 2017 05:02 PM (8XRCm)

404 Proxy-tipping!

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel

You can try it, but you'll end up with an ugly kid.
Ask Shillary

Posted by: Bruce at April 24, 2017 05:03 PM (8ikIW)

405 Back channels to Drudge = invisible ink quill pens and Mach 2 ravens.

That Berkeley/San Fran/Oakland area is going to be under a very bright light and high powered microscope for the entire country to see from now on. This is wonderful news.

Great work zombie!!!!

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 24, 2017 05:05 PM (2qHjF)

406
Author of Zen And the Art Of Motorcycle Maintenance is mort.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 05:05 PM (+0mzC)

407 TEEN MOB OAKLAND TRAIN TAKEOVER
PASSENGERS BEATEN AND ROBBED

He even used my phrase "beaten + robbed" verbatim.

Took 2 hours and 16 minutes!
Posted by: zombie at April 24, 2017 04:44 PM (DQ4Fv)

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I just read that over on Drudge.

The comments in article are freaking hilarious.


Thanks Zombie.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 24, 2017 05:05 PM (8XRCm)

408 Ooooh, update to the story has BART's excuse for not issuing photos of the perpetrators:

"The images cannot be shared publicly, she [BART spokeswoman] said, because the suspects appear to be minors."

Wait -- so if a 17-year-old goes on a killing spree -- or even someone who appears that they might be 17, then it is illegal for the cops to issue their picture to help the public ID him???

When did that rule appear? Sounds like bullshit.

You commit a crime, your image goes out over the airwaves -- age be damned. Zillions of underage criminals have had their pictures in the media (Columbine killers, etc. etc.)

BART hews to PC rules, protects the criminals beating BART's own customers.

Posted by: zombie at April 24, 2017 05:05 PM (DQ4Fv)

409
Anyone read that Zen book?

My older brother read it in high school and we had it on the bookshelf in the house for years. I never picked it up and read it. Looked gay and boring.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 05:06 PM (+0mzC)

410 I saw a boar hit hard with a 7.63 go a good 1000 yards.

Shot through both lungs, just missed his heart.

They tend to drop more often than not but that one was huge and not ready to die. Fortunately it ran away.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 24, 2017 05:07 PM (zSXVD)

411 "The images cannot be shared publicly, she [BART spokeswoman] said, because the suspects appear to be minors."

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You mean miners.

Covered in coal dust??

Posted by: fixerupper at April 24, 2017 05:07 PM (8XRCm)

412 I beg to differ on the hunting boar with a bow and arrow combo. Hit any animal with a decent bow and modern broadhead arrow tips, and it will worse than a bullet. I hunded deer with bow, pre marrage and I goofed a shot ona decent buck. Hit him in the head and slid down his shoulder, he ran about a 1/4 mile and bled out.

The modern broadhead will put a hole in the target about size of a softball.

Posted by: Picric at April 24, 2017 05:07 PM (s0VSd)

413
As a kid, I assumed, by the title, it was a book about fixing motorcycles, but it had no pics of bikes. Boring!

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 05:08 PM (+0mzC)

414 So... These jihadis are as useless as tits on a boar hog now?

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 24, 2017 05:08 PM (kP16F)

415 There's nothing taboo about a sex stew.

Posted by: Bill "Sex Junk" Nye at April 24, 2017 05:08 PM (nGsFZ)

416
I have NO PROBLEMO if Oakland and NYC and Atlanta and Chicago want to become Escape From New York type cities.

As long their SHIT stays within their city limits, they can do whateverrthefrak they wanna do.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 24, 2017 05:09 PM (+0mzC)

417 C'mon, if you don't know what "teens" means in a MSM story, then there is no hope for you.

Posted by: Strobe at April 24, 2017 05:09 PM (gbWkA)

418 Double dose of Wow. Breitbart posted a pic on the front page that shows exactly how whiney and annoying that Ivanka is in Trumps ear all the time that we all assumed that she was and is.

Picture is worth a million words in this case.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 24, 2017 05:10 PM (2qHjF)

419 This shows the urgency in funding and construction of bullet trains. We need to have our customers beaten faster.

Posted by: BART at April 24, 2017 05:11 PM (H8S+R)

420 The Moronosphere can send links to Drudge tipping your stuff. Just let us know what's urgent. Proxy-tipping!
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel


Ah, but your tips won't work, because Drudge famously does not respond to (or likely even read) emails. And his phone number is only known by God and two or three select apostles.

No, there is only one way to reach Drudge, totally (almost comically) old-school. Knowledge of the technique is highly classified, so the channel doesn't get overloaded with chaff. I suppose there is a small cadre of Drudge-tipsters, all unknown to each other.

And if I told you what the technique was, I'd have to kill you! So don't ask!

Posted by: zombie at April 24, 2017 05:11 PM (DQ4Fv)

421 Couldn't of happened to nicer group of guys

Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at April 24, 2017 05:11 PM (nDcc3)

422 No one expects the Jamon Serrano Inquisition!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 24, 2017 05:12 PM (p+Wdc)

423 And if I told you what the technique was, I'd have to kill you! So don't ask!
Posted by: zombie at April 24, 2017 05:11 PM (DQ4Fv)

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I always wondered if Drudge was still on bbs.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 24, 2017 05:12 PM (8XRCm)

424 I call bullshit on the looking like minors thing. Unless they look under 12 they could like adults. Have you seen the salad boys that White Suburbia is releasing into college? They look like their balls have not even dropped yet for crying out loud.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 24, 2017 05:14 PM (2qHjF)

425 And if I told you what the technique was, I'd have to kill you! So don't ask!

I imagine it involves some jalapeńos, 90 weight oil, and about 420 kilovolts at 400Hz.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 24, 2017 05:14 PM (IcT7t)

426 Posted by: Picric at April 24, 2017 05:07 PM (s0VSd

It's the follow up shot issue.

Ive had friends charged while stalking, and I've inadvertently gotten surrounded by a herd.

It's more than a little funky hunting hogs.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 24, 2017 05:14 PM (zSXVD)

427 "The images cannot be shared publicly, she [BART spokeswoman] said, because the suspects appear to be minors."

They're good boys.

Posted by: BART Spokesbroad at April 24, 2017 05:14 PM (Tyii7)

428 zombie: "And if I told you what the technique was, I'd have to kill you! So don't ask!"

Morse. It's Morse, isn't it? (Technically a statement, not really a question.)

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 24, 2017 05:14 PM (H8S+R)

429 Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 24, 2017 05:14 PM (2qHjF)

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Why do you have pictures of white suburbia college boys testicles??

Posted by: fixerupper at April 24, 2017 05:15 PM (8XRCm)

430 Does the new tip technique have something to do with dropping off your tip at a haberdashery that make silly 1940's investigator news reporter hats?

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 24, 2017 05:15 PM (Z9mio)

431 "No, there is only one way to reach Drudge, totally (almost comically) old-school. "




Fax machine's out of paper again!!

*Shit that Matt Drudge says.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 24, 2017 05:15 PM (J+eG2)

432 "The images cannot be shared publicly, she [BART spokeswoman] said, because the suspects appear to be minors."


Show them anyway. When you're engaging in crime, that trumps (SWIDT?) the confidentiality usually extended to minors.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2017 05:15 PM (SRKgf)

433 OT, but I like Heather. - "The Department of State is pleased to welcome Heather Nauert as the new State Department spokesperson," ...

Posted by: gNewt at April 24, 2017 05:15 PM (L8slQ)

434 The back channel to Drudge involves a 10 year old Asain kid delivering Cashew Chicken plus the news tip.

This is well known.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 24, 2017 05:15 PM (2qHjF)

435
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This shows the urgency in funding and construction of bullet trains. We need to have our customers beaten faster.

Posted by: BART at April 24, 2017 05:11 PM (H8S+R)

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We are available for consultation.

Posted by: United Airlines at April 24, 2017 05:16 PM (pMGkg)

436 I just read that over on Drudge.



The comments in article are freaking hilarious.
>>>

Drudge changed his link from CBS to SF chronicle. If you want to see comments here is the link to the CBS story.




http://preview.tinyurl.com/lm4smp5

Posted by: Buzzsaw at April 24, 2017 05:16 PM (WYwks)

437 Second vote for War Pigs

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 24, 2017 05:17 PM (zsHGH)

438 Also apparently God is still around and has a sense of humor.

I feel bad for the farmer, though.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 24, 2017 05:18 PM (zsHGH)

439 So if the Pigs ate them some ISS meat and then we get Bacon from them there pigs......Ah is that Kosher?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 24, 2017 05:18 PM (KlI/a)

440 Entire U.S. Senate to go to White House for North Korea briefing

http://preview.tinyurl.com/lz9d9yo

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 24, 2017 05:18 PM (rUIbB)