Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (6/19/18 )

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The Quotes of The Day

Quote I

The nation which can prefer disgrace to danger is prepared for a master and deserves one. Alexander Hamilton

Quote II

The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. Aldous Huxley

Quote III

Continuous effort - not strength or intelligence - is the key to unlocking our potential. Winston Churchill

Quote IV

We all know that overeating causes more deaths than drugs do. If it’s in principle OK for the government to say you must not consume drugs because they’ll do you harm, why isn’t it all right to say you must not eat too much because you’ll do harm? Why isn’t it all right to say you must not try to go in for skydiving because you’re likely to die? Why isn’t it all right to say, “Oh, skiing, that’s no good, that’s a very dangerous sport, you’ll hurt yourself”? Where do you draw the line? Milton Friedman


They (Progtards) don't need any encouragement.

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Unfettered liberalism and tourism doesn't go hand in hand.

"The streets are filthy. There's trash everywhere. It's disgusting," Joe D'Alessandro, president of S.F. Travel told the Chronicle's Heather Knight in April. "I've never seen any other city like this — the homelessness, dirty streets, drug use on the streets, smash-and-grabs."

The city, which hands out up to 4.8 million syringes each year, has struggled to figure out how to keep streets clean and safe for residents, while accommodating a growing homeless population and longstanding HIV and Hepatitis C epidemics. There are roughly 16,000 residents in San Francisco with HIV, and 13,000 with Hep C.

Sad.


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Quite the business model or not.

This past May, in order to pump up its new initial coin offering, or ICO, social media giant ASKfm sponsored four experienced Ukrainian climbers to scale Mount Everest and leave behind a wallet containing one million ASKT coins that the company valued at $50,000.


The PR campaign challenged others to make the climb and retrieve the wallet, “if they are brave enough.” A promotional video was then posted on YouTube, in order to inflate the ICO “to the Moon” from the tallest place on Earth. What ASKfm forgot to mention, as it was encouraging others to make the climb, was that a man died during the publicity stunt.

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A serious question, when was the last time Biff Kristol, Erick Erickson, Kevin D. Williamson, Et al. sided with you?

I guess I should just be quiet and let the liberal establishment continue to attack President Trump for refusing to submit to the demands of a bunch of foreigners. As Napoleon warned, perhaps apocryphally but accurately, never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. And it is crazy to think that the American people are going to punish a president who sides with them over that schnitzel-snarfing frau, Monsieur Les Eyebrows, and the rest of the globalist twits. Oh, and let’s not even get started on how they can’t help but manufacture reasons why Trump shouldn’t take a chance on avoiding a war that would lead to thousands of Normal American families burying sons and daughters. Yeah, shaking Rocket Man’s hand is pretty much Munich 2: The EnNorkening.

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The ONT Musical Interlude



June 19, 2013, Slim Whitman the American country music and western music singer/songwriter and instrumentalist died aged 90. Known for his yodeling abilities and his smooth high octave falsetto, he sold in excess of 120 million records during his career. Michael Jackson cited Whitman as one of his ten favorite vocalists and Beatle George Harrison cited Whitman as an early influence. Paul McCartney credited a poster of Whitman with giving him the idea of playing his guitar left-handed with his guitar strung the opposite way to a right-handed player's. via thisdayinmusic.com

No word on the admiration from Francis Rossi of Status Quo or Yoko or Tanya.


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June 19, 2013, 1951, Born on this day, Ann Wilson, from American rock band Heart who scored the 1987 US No.1 & UK No.3 single 'Alone'. Heart has sold over 35 million records worldwide. via thidayinmusic.com

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A funny thing when scanning for scientific stories the MSM wasn't shouting out Antarctica is making and gaining ice.

Is Antarctica melting or is it gaining ice? A recent paper claims Antarctica’s net ice loss has dramatically increased in recent years, but forthcoming research will challenge that claim.

NASA glaciologist Jay Zwally first challenged the “consensus” on Antarctica in 2015 when he published a paper showing ice sheet growth in eastern Antarctica outweighed the losses in the western ice sheet.

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A good thing? Or just another invasion of your privacy? Apple iOS12 automatically to give your location to 911 centers.


We already know that iOS 12 will include new features like improved performance, a focus on digital wellness, and Memoji, and now Apple has revealed another significant new feature that's coming with the update to iOS 12.

With iOS 12, iPhone owners will be able to automatically share their location data when they dial 911. Apple explains that it'll use RapidSOS's IP-based data pipeline to securely share an iPhone owners HELO (Hybridized Emergency Location) info when 911 call centers. This system will integrate with many 911 call centers' existing software.

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The ONT has been quite critical of Elon Musk's Tesla. Is it time for The ONT to give Tesla the benefit of the doubt?

Tesla CEO Elon Musk has accused a Tesla employee of "quite extensive and damaging sabotage to our operations," according to an email obtained by CNBC. In the all-hands email to Tesla staff, Musk wrote that the employee had made "direct code changes" to the company's production systems, as well as exporting "large amounts" of Tesla's data to unknown third parties.

According to Musk's email, the unnamed employee claimed he had become disgruntled after failing to receive a promotion. However, the Tesla CEO also suggested the alleged saboteur could have been working with short sellers, oil and gas companies—whom he described as "sometimes not super nice"—or "the multitude of big gas/diesel car company competitors." Of this last group, Musk reminded his employees that, since the traditional OEMs have been known to cheat emissions tests, "maybe they're willing to cheat in other ways."

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Starting a business is difficult. Having that business become a success takes brains, stamina, a little luck and a well thought out business plan. Hmmmm, what went wrong here?

A HOST OF ENVIRONMENTAL AND internal forces can cause an all-you-can-eat restaurant to go bankrupt, including waning popularity and rent hikes. But ceasing operations because people ate too much food is a more unusual cause for closure.

That’s what happened to Jiamener, an all-you-can-eat hot pot restaurant in Chengdu, located in China’s Sichuan province. The trouble started earlier this month, the South China Morning Post reports, when the restaurant launched a promotion that allowed guests to pay 120 yuan ($19) to eat as much hot pot as they could stomach for a whole month.


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A guide to the FBI Spy Gate debacle.

The FBI is many things to many people, but seen from the inside where I spent my career as an FBI agent, most of all it is a bureaucracy. The evident abuses of the vast investigatory powers of the Bureau to surveil the campaign of Donald Trump has left a paper and electronic trail as it jumped through the many procedural hoops required for Spygate to unfold.

Based on a clue from the Strzok-Page texts and my understanding of the rules the FBI has to play by, it is possible to piece together a picture of how and why surveillance of the Trump campaign probably unfolded. But in order to understand ​what happened, we'll need to explore the nature of FBI investigations, because the type of investigation controls, to some extent, the type of investigative techniques that are authorized. All this is set out in detail in the Attorney General Guidelines For Domestic FBI Operations (AGG) and the FBI Domestic Investigations And Operations Guide (DIOG).

Basically, there are three types of FBI investigations that involve opening a​n investigative​ case file:


We hear of all these retired FBI agents condemning their former employer's actions. For all of this to happen as outlined there were many who kept their mouths shut and looked the other way if they weren't involved in Spy Gate.


As Dave From Texas Tweeted this past weekend when discussing the FBI, "A fish rots from the head........."

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The truth hurts, ask Penguin Random House and will get you fired, ask Lionel Shriver.

Drunk on virtue, Penguin Random House no longer regards the company’s raison d’être as the acquisition and dissemination of good books. Rather, the organisation aims to mirror the percentages of minorities in the UK population with statistical precision. Thus from now until 2025, literary excellence will be secondary to ticking all those ethnicity, gender, disability, sexual preference and crap-education boxes. We can safely infer from that email that if an agent submits a manuscript written by a gay transgender Caribbean who dropped out of school at seven and powers around town on a mobility scooter, it will be published, whether or not said manuscript is an incoherent, tedious, meandering and insensible pile of mixed-paper recycling. Good luck with that business model. Publishers may eschew standards, but readers will still have some

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Robbing a bank? Time for review. Do not lose the money. Genius Award Winner.

Jeffrey Wolfman, 32, was arrested after the robbery at Peapack-Gladstone Bank in Bedminster.

Witnesses told police they saw Wolfman on a nearby side street removing an outer layer of clothing. As he did so, they saw money dropping to the ground, according to the prosecutor's office.

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Youngster hopefully learns quarters aren't to be swallowed. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

An Oklahoma police officer saved a boy from choking and it was all caught on camera.

In video that was released by Pottawatomie County Sheriff's Office, County Sheriff's Deputy William Wheeler's body cam shows him racing to to assist the young child, named Chaz, who is attempting to cough up whatever object he swallowed.

'It's still in there and I don't know how!' exclaims the Chaz's panicked mom, Victoria Terrill, who was trying to help her son in the incident earlier this month.

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Comments

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1 Evening everyone.

Posted by: Beartooth at June 19, 2018 10:05 PM (ynu4N)

2 Thirſt!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 19, 2018 10:05 PM (uBwtW)

3 Good evening

Posted by: BigZesty at June 19, 2018 10:06 PM (BcNaO)

4
Sumtheeth maybe

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 19, 2018 10:07 PM (HaL55)

5 First? Too good to be true.

Definitely not first.

Posted by: Surfperch at June 19, 2018 10:07 PM (Lr3FA)

6 Went to the last thread to get Nude and somebody had already undressed.



What do you mean not that type of nude?

Posted by: Beartooth at June 19, 2018 10:08 PM (ynu4N)

7 So. much. "content"...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 19, 2018 10:08 PM (uBwtW)

8 Top 10!

Posted by: or not at June 19, 2018 10:09 PM (EglZt)

9 I'm ok with smartphones reporting location when 911 is called.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 19, 2018 10:10 PM (roQNm)

10 Thanks for the content MH. I best go read some of it.

Posted by: Beartooth at June 19, 2018 10:10 PM (ynu4N)

11 #!!!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 19, 2018 10:10 PM (0ReGO)

12

Man, have I got a book for Random House...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits, Now a Pan-Asian Non-Binary Transitioning Intersectional Worker Fascistkin! at June 19, 2018 10:11 PM (UFLLM)

13
Yup, knew it must be coming...

Posted by: Spun & Murky at June 19, 2018 10:11 PM (4DCSq)

14 Evening Horde! That is some content you got there!

Posted by: Tonypete at June 19, 2018 10:12 PM (YZuxQ)

15 Joe D'Alessandro, President and CEO of the San Francisco Convention and Visitors Bureau.


Not to be confused with Joe Dallesandro, Warhol Superstar.

Posted by: Pete in TX at June 19, 2018 10:13 PM (2RBkF)

16 I never knew there was such a thing as a glaciologist before. Thanks for the ONT and the education, MisHum!

Posted by: bluebell at June 19, 2018 10:13 PM (rhdgT)

17 I'm not saying I've had adult bevs but that's a lot of content.

Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2018 10:13 PM (+lOpA)

18 10 Thanks for the content MH. I best go read some of it.
Posted by: Beartooth at June 19, 2018 10:10 PM (ynu4N)

Thank you, but take your time. The ONT will be here all night.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 19, 2018 10:13 PM (3Pma+)

19 No boob money?

Well that just burns it all.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 19, 2018 10:14 PM (zfrbv)

20 you call that a content? This is a content!

Posted by: Quint at June 19, 2018 10:14 PM (n13/j)

21 Top 6000 !

Posted by: JT at June 19, 2018 10:14 PM (nBx9H)

22 San Francisco is a shithole third world city. It has gleaming high-rises, lots of rich people, lots of poverty, and no middle class. It smells like piss and they have the most aggressive homeless I have encountered in the United States. If the homeless behaved like that where I live (Denver), they'd be in prison (for now, anyway. Lots of Silicon Valley expats moving in, and I fear they'll bring their culture with them).

And I'll keep being hard on Musk and Tesla. Tesla is a cash furnace being fueled by subsidies and investor credulity. Musk has a reality distortion field around him, so who knows how long his venture has. Tesla is a zero. Someone tampering with the software and auctioning off choice bits to competitors doesn't matter when:
- *Physical* quality control is garbage
- No one has been identified as using Tesla's technology in other marketed electric cars.
Tesla buys its batteries and controllers. The software makes the car run, but software is only one of Tesla's many, many problems. The fact that they haven't figured out the manufacturing yet, lose money on every car and looking at expiring subsidies are probably far greater.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2018 10:14 PM (hYcqw)

23 Taint Dollars are still good though?

Excellent.

Posted by: garrett at June 19, 2018 10:14 PM (+FSZM)

24 So I fed my lesbians dinner tonight. Turns out they're bacon-loving lesbians - the best kind.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 19, 2018 10:14 PM (iTpm7)

25 San Fran Cisco, I wonder why people don't voter other people into city government instead of keeping the ones they have?

If it's that bad, it's time to vote for someone else.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 19, 2018 10:15 PM (roQNm)

26 Posted by: bluebell at June 19, 2018 10:13 PM (rhdgT

The things you learn here.............

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 19, 2018 10:15 PM (3Pma+)

27 *lustfully looks at lighthouse*

Challenge accepted!

Posted by: Hope Solo at June 19, 2018 10:15 PM (NLQj5)

28 Underball money still good here?

Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2018 10:15 PM (+lOpA)

29 Evening all.

Top 40!

Posted by: fluffy at June 19, 2018 10:16 PM (cHbmY)

30 PLEASE DON'T SHAKE YOUR MONEY MAKER OVER THE HOT DOGS.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 19, 2018 10:16 PM (zfrbv)

31 24 So I fed my lesbians dinner tonight. Turns out they're bacon-loving lesbians - the best kind.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 19, 2018 10:14 PM (iTpm7)


There is something to love about almost everyone.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 19, 2018 10:16 PM (TdMsT)

32 The things you learn here.............

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 19, 2018 10:15 PM (3Pma+)
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You're not kidding. But unlike most of what I've learned here, I can actually talk about glaciologists in polite society.

Posted by: bluebell at June 19, 2018 10:16 PM (rhdgT)

33 San Francisco has sucked balls forever. Sorry ass excuse for a city.

Posted by: garrett at June 19, 2018 10:16 PM (+FSZM)

34 A business that can't survive without government subsidies isn't a business, it is a scam.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 19, 2018 10:16 PM (roQNm)

35 I was reading something on the intertoobs that said "smart" phones track you even with the location feature turned off. The phone is always "communicating" with local cell phone towers if it is turned on. I know there are are lot more technically savvy people here than I of course. That just has to be the case.

Posted by: Quint at June 19, 2018 10:17 PM (n13/j)

36 Bacon loving lesbians are the cause and the solution to all life's problems.

Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2018 10:17 PM (+lOpA)

37 Ah, Elon Musk has discovered "wreckers" and "underminers"

At what point will he call for "shock workers" and "Stakhanovites" I wonder?

Posted by: Kindltot at June 19, 2018 10:17 PM (2K6fY)

38 >> I fed my lesbians dinner tonight. Turns out they're bacon-loving lesbians - the best kind.


In my experience there's really only one thing most Lesbians won't eat.

Posted by: garrett at June 19, 2018 10:17 PM (+FSZM)

39 "P.S. pull your pants up"

Shit!

Posted by: DR.WTF? at June 19, 2018 10:18 PM (T71PA)

40 Musk scapegoating Evil Oil and Gas and Fossil Fuel Vehicle Companies for his problems? Hilarious.


Because the only reason a company making stupid novelty toy cars might not be profitable (despite subsidies) is because Evil Competitors (as if Tesla is a competitor to anyone except taxpayers). Right. Genius!


Posted by: rhomboid at June 19, 2018 10:18 PM (QDnY+)

41 We're America, bitch!

Posted by: golfman at June 19, 2018 10:18 PM (zAmE9)

42 Thanks kindltot... exactly what I was trying to find the words to express.

Posted by: Mike in Jersey at June 19, 2018 10:19 PM (kt50G)

43 What's the exchange rate anyway?

Posted by: the money sock at June 19, 2018 10:19 PM (UdKB7)

44 38 >> I fed my lesbians dinner tonight. Turns out they're bacon-loving lesbians - the best kind.


In my experience there's really only one thing most Lesbians won't eat.
Posted by: garrett at June 19, 2018 10:17 PM (+FSZM)

Snowballs.

Posted by: Hope Solo at June 19, 2018 10:20 PM (NLQj5)

45 In my experience there's really only one thing most Lesbians won't eat.
Posted by: garrett at June 19, 2018 10:17 PM (+FSZM

Lima beans?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 19, 2018 10:20 PM (3Pma+)

46 I was reading something on the intertoobs that said "smart" phones track you even with the location feature turned off. The phone is always "communicating" with local cell phone towers if it is turned on. I know there are are lot more technically savvy people here than I of course. That just has to be the case.
Posted by: Quint at June 19, 2018 10:17 PM (n13/j)
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Not just smart phones. All cell phones are two-way radios and *must* communicate with the nearest tower and the next tower (to facilitate signal handoff). That two-way connection must be there to deliver service, and modern cellular networks maintain several connections with the handset to make the service better.

The range of the towers is known, the power levels from the handset are known, and the position of the towers are known. It's just trigonometry to get an approximate (but pretty good) location just by virtue of the fact that it's a radio. It isn't as good as GPS, but your cell provider must know where the handset is to deliver service. Nature of the beast.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2018 10:20 PM (hYcqw)

47 Watching Laura interviewing border patrol agents and they are discussing how these illegal aliens have scripts on their phones of what to say and they are posting on Facebook.
They need to use their phones as evidence and send them back.
A friend who was in an accident was told by her attorney not to post anything on their phone or social media as it could be used as evidence against her.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 19, 2018 10:20 PM (PvFoN)

48 Kindltot, thought of that too. Musk does sound a bit like a crazed evil Soviet prosecutor in the 1930s.


Dude, the appeal of your products and company to consumers and the capital markets has just become more selective. Deal.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 19, 2018 10:20 PM (QDnY+)

49
We're America, bitch!

Posted by: golfman at June 19, 2018 10:18 PM (zAmE9)


That's the truth. But every single democrat and Bush family member would disagree.

Posted by: Whatever (not Ever) at June 19, 2018 10:20 PM (sXefu)

50 Ladyl! How did your doubles match go today?

Posted by: Tonypete at June 19, 2018 10:20 PM (YZuxQ)

51 Hi, Ladyl!

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 19, 2018 10:21 PM (iTpm7)

52 An Oklahoma police officer saved a boy from choking and it was all caught on camera.
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Both the cop and the article referred to that person as a 'boy'. This is unacceptable. They must be disciplined.

Posted by: LGBQTLSMFT Coalition at June 19, 2018 10:21 PM (V+k34)

53 At least the light house guy displayed the flag properly. I often let businesses or government locale's know when they make a flag etiquette mistake. They normally are not offended as I don't berate them at all, just let them know. Often the response from employees is more like "who cares", but they usually fix it. Most are trying to do the right thing, which is good. The sad part is it seems no one else lets them know.

Posted by: Quint at June 19, 2018 10:21 PM (n13/j)

54 Content rating: Girthy!

Thank'ee kindly, MisHum!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 19, 2018 10:21 PM (DMUuz)

55 Holy smokes! Another content heavy ONT. I'll be reading for awhile.

And, I will ALWAYS accept boob money.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2018 10:21 PM (UiRxW)

56 Where else but AoSHQ could you read, "24
So I fed my lesbians dinner tonight." ?

Posted by: davidt at June 19, 2018 10:22 PM (TKQ/l)

57 MH Great content as always. Thank you.
Prayers for Infidel. I can relate to the situation. Hospice is a blessing and the workers are angels.

Posted by: Winston at June 19, 2018 10:22 PM (wgCUV)

58 51 Hi, Ladyl!
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 19, 2018 10:21 PM (iTpm7)



{{{MILEY!!!}}}

Posted by: Ladyl at June 19, 2018 10:22 PM (TdMsT)

59 You're not kidding. But unlike most of what I've learned here, I can actually talk about glaciologists in polite society.

Posted by: bluebell at June 19, 2018 10:16 PM (rhdgT


And throat singers https://tinyurl.com/y9sbutlj

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 19, 2018 10:23 PM (3Pma+)

60 Hey Miley...

Feeding lesbians?

They're pets now???

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 19, 2018 10:23 PM (aVY3U)

61 Used to be that the Penguin logo (or one of their other colors) was a guarantee of quality literature.

No more. Now, there's no one to trust in regards to book/movie/music reviews any more, except the Sunday Book Thread here.
"OMG, the author is black/female/gay? I'd better give this (thing) a five star review, or I'll be fired and blacklisted! Um, "an impressive stance against the popular patriarchy, this book challenges norms long thought to be safe and unassailable..."
I'll stop because I'm NOT talking myself out of suicide with this kind of crap.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 19, 2018 10:23 PM (l9m7l)

62 Hi, Ladyl!


Posted by: Miley,


Hi Lady !

Posted by: Jerry Lewis at June 19, 2018 10:23 PM (nBx9H)

63 When having lesbians for dinner, is it proper to drink red or white wine?

Posted by: Hope Solo at June 19, 2018 10:23 PM (NLQj5)

64 I've had a pet lesbian couple for years. They are adorable.

Posted by: garrett at June 19, 2018 10:24 PM (+FSZM)

65 A business that can't survive without government subsidies isn't a business, it is a scam.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse
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This is about us, isn't it?

Posted by: Solar Energy 'Industry' at June 19, 2018 10:24 PM (V+k34)

66 So I fed my lesbians dinner tonight. Turns out they're bacon-loving lesbians - the best kind.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 19, 2018 10:14 PM



Did everyone get to "shower", too?




Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 19, 2018 10:25 PM (uBwtW)

67 50 Ladyl! How did your doubles match go today?
Posted by: Tonypete at June 19, 2018 10:20 PM (YZuxQ)


Won in two sets 6-2, 6-1.

I didn't play my best but the job got done! Clay courts--soooo slow. But Muirfield CC was a fantastic host.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 19, 2018 10:25 PM (TdMsT)

68 Thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 19, 2018 10:25 PM (Nv5N5)

69 24 So I fed my lesbians dinner tonight. Turns out they're bacon-loving lesbians - the best kind.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess



They sound like nice pets. (phrasing?)

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 19, 2018 10:25 PM (20X6f)

70 Where else but AoSHQ could you read, "24

So I fed my lesbians dinner tonight." ?


Posted by: davidt at June 19, 2018 10:22 PM (TKQ/l)

It's important to feed them right. Bacon gives them bright eyes.
But these lesbians are very moist, so nighttime condensation is a problem.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 19, 2018 10:25 PM (iTpm7)

71 Only boob and sock money are disallowed? Whew, I'm safe then.

Posted by: Stripper with g-string money at June 19, 2018 10:25 PM (QLvwG)

72 63 When having lesbians for dinner, is it proper to drink red or white wine?
Posted by: Hope Solo at June 19, 2018 10:23 PM (NLQj5)
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Over to you, Cannibal Bob!

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at June 19, 2018 10:25 PM (WEBkv)

73 These pet lesbians, are they regular lesbians or toy lesbians?

Posted by: davidt at June 19, 2018 10:25 PM (TKQ/l)

74 They sound like nice pets. (phrasing?)

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 19, 2018 10:25 PM (20X6f)

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like kittehs, even.


Posted by: redc1c4 at June 19, 2018 10:26 PM (Nv5N5)

75 They're pets now???
Posted by: SMH
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She keeps them in the back yard, I understand.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 19, 2018 10:26 PM (V+k34)

76 They sound like nice pets. (phrasing?)

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 19, 2018 10:25 PM (20X6f)

That's what she said!

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 19, 2018 10:26 PM (iTpm7)

77 Miley....


If I may ask..

How did 2 lesbians come to be living in your backyard exactly ?

High tide ?

A tornado ?

Posted by: JT at June 19, 2018 10:27 PM (nBx9H)

78 It's important to feed them right. Bacon gives them bright eyes.
But these lesbians are very moist, so nighttime condensation is a problem.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 19, 2018 10:25 PM (iTpm7)

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o_0

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 19, 2018 10:27 PM (aVY3U)

79 66 So I fed my lesbians dinner tonight. Turns out they're bacon-loving lesbians - the best kind.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 19, 2018 10:14 PM



Did everyone get to "shower", too?




Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 19, 2018 10:25 PM (uBwtW)

They can't get wet and you can't feed them after midnight.

Posted by: Hope Solo at June 19, 2018 10:27 PM (NLQj5)

80 SMH,
So...how was the wedding???

Posted by: lin-duh at June 19, 2018 10:27 PM (kufk0)

81 Did everyone get to "shower", too?











Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 19, 2018 10:25 PM (uBwtW)

Well, you know we have to share the shower...but we all managed to get clean.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 19, 2018 10:27 PM (iTpm7)

82 76 They sound like nice pets. (phrasing?)

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 19, 2018 10:25 PM (20X6f)

That's what she said!
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 19, 2018 10:26 PM (iTpm7)


I'm confused. The Newfoundland is a lesbian?

Posted by: Ladyl at June 19, 2018 10:27 PM (TdMsT)

83 In my experience there's really only one thing most Lesbians won't eat.

Posted by: garrett at June 19, 2018 10:17 PM (+FSZM)


Franks and Beans?

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 19, 2018 10:27 PM (QLvwG)

84 Heavy Pets?

Posted by: garrett at June 19, 2018 10:28 PM (+FSZM)

85 Hey Miley...



Feeding lesbians?



They're pets now???

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 19, 2018 10:23 PM (aVY3U)
Oh no, these are feral lesbians. They come and go. And of course they're outdoors most of the time.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 19, 2018 10:29 PM (iTpm7)

86 Tree stump kicked my ass this afternoon - two and a half hours of struggle in the hot sun using all available hand tools - chainsaw, splitting wedges, sledgehammer, shovel, pickaxe/maddock, water bottle, and comfy chair.

What? You have to have a comfy chair at your work site. Like the wooden boat builders of olden times, you need a comfy chair sited where you can see the boat under construction. Sometimes, in the design specs, or during early stages of construction, decisions are made that cause trouble in later stages of construction, and in those case, you have to retreat to the comfy chair where you can contemplate the situation. The wooden boat builders called it 'the moaning chair.'

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 19, 2018 10:29 PM (roQNm)

87 Is their presence attracting any other lesbians?

Posted by: davidt at June 19, 2018 10:30 PM (TKQ/l)

88 We all know that overeating causes more deaths than drugs do. If it's in principle OK for the government to say you must not consume drugs because they'll do you harm, why isn't it all right to say you must not eat too much because you'll do harm? Why isn't it all right to say you must not try to go in for skydiving because you're likely to die? Why isn't it all right to say, "Oh, skiing, that's no good, that's a very dangerous sport, you'll hurt yourself"? Where do you draw the line? Milton Friedman


.....


Perfectly stated.

Posted by: Insurance Assholes at June 19, 2018 10:30 PM (ItyGR)

89 Miley....





If I may ask..



How did 2 lesbians come to be living in your backyard exactly ?



High tide ?



A tornado ?





Posted by: JT at June 19, 2018 10:27 PM (nBx9H)

They are not the product of natural disasters, JT. They came here to hang out before their next migration.
Like me. I'm migratory.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 19, 2018 10:31 PM (iTpm7)

90 75 They're pets now???
Posted by: SMH
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She keeps them in the back yard, I understand.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 19, 2018 10:26 PM (V+k34)

Leash laws?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 19, 2018 10:31 PM (3Pma+)

91 Miley--if the lesbian are pets--do they come when you call them?

Posted by: Ladyl at June 19, 2018 10:32 PM (TdMsT)

92 Is their presence attracting any other lesbians?


Posted by: davidt


I bet its the moaning chair.

Posted by: JT at June 19, 2018 10:32 PM (nBx9H)

93 That 7-11 in the bottom pic has got to be in Florida, right?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 19, 2018 10:32 PM (EZebt)

94 Happy JUNETEENTH !!!

Posted by: A. First I at June 19, 2018 10:32 PM (0XyIg)

95 They can't get wet and you can't feed them after midnight.

Posted by: Hope Solo at June 19, 2018 10:27 PM (NLQj5)

Last night they got quite a dousing, but feeding time was over by 9 pm this evening. They've got a bigger tarp tonight, which should cut down on moisture.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 19, 2018 10:33 PM (iTpm7)

96 Underwear money is still good though, right?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 19, 2018 10:33 PM (pvjTE)

97 A business that can't survive without government subsidies isn't a business, it is a scam.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 19, 2018 10:16 PM (roQNm)

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Yep. If you want to see Musk unhinged, suggest all of his ventures would be bankrupt without Big Govvy subsidies. I own 100 shares, and can not be disallowed entry to investor meetings.

Several of us did this at such a meeting in NYC, and he sputtered and raged against "big oil" and Detroit and their fossil fuel guzzlers for a couple of minutes. When another like minded investor mentioned that his cars were ultimately powered by evil coal plants, not unicorn farts, he simply walked off the stage.

Fuck this .Gov subsidy parasite.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 19, 2018 10:33 PM (I16G8)

98 So I fed my lesbians dinner tonight. Turns out they're bacon-loving lesbians - the best kind.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 19, 2018 10:14 PM



No, the best kind are Swedish models and like the occasional sausage.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 19, 2018 10:33 PM (Tnhbr)

99 I'm confused. The Newfoundland is a lesbian?

Posted by: Ladyl at June 19, 2018 10:27 PM (TdMsT)

I haven't asked her how she identifies.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 19, 2018 10:34 PM (iTpm7)

100 'They came here to hang out before their next migration.'

How do you attract gypsy lesbians to your backyard? Do have feeders or something?

Posted by: f'd at June 19, 2018 10:34 PM (UdKB7)

101 Miley--if the lesbian are pets--do they come when you call them?
Posted by: Ladyl at June 19, 2018 10:32 PM (TdMsT)


No, but they'll come when she crooks her finger like so...

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 19, 2018 10:34 PM (Tnhbr)

102 If people aren't accepting boob money, I'm going to stop issuing currency.

Posted by: Emperor Norton at June 19, 2018 10:35 PM (UiRxW)

103 We all know that overeating causes more deaths
than drugs do. If it's in principle OK for the government to say you
must not consume drugs because they'll do you harm, why isn't it all
right to say you must not eat too much because you'll do harm? Why isn't
it all right to say you must not try to go in for skydiving because
you're likely to die? Why isn't it all right to say, "Oh, skiing, that's
no good, that's a very dangerous sport, you'll hurt yourself"? Where do
you draw the line? Milton Friedman


.....


Perfectly stated.


Posted by: Insurance Assholes at June 19, 2018 10:30 PM (ItyGR)

Uncle Milt is the man. An example of this. Health Insurance companies in many states can charge tobacco users higher premiums. So if you say, smoke a pipe once a day, higher premium. Yet, if you are a 400 pound vodka glugging base jumper, no worries there.

Posted by: Quint at June 19, 2018 10:35 PM (n13/j)

104 A business that can't survive without government subsidies isn't a business, it is a scam.
....

But they's too ding dang Big To Fail!
*hyuk hyuk*

Posted by: W at June 19, 2018 10:35 PM (ItyGR)

105 >>How do you attract gypsy lesbians to your backyard? Do have feeders or something?


Exterior Speakers + Indigo Girls

Posted by: garrett at June 19, 2018 10:35 PM (+FSZM)

106 Miley--if the lesbian are pets--do they come when you call them?

Posted by: Ladyl at June 19, 2018 10:32 PM (TdMsT)

Our relationship is built upon mutual respect. I come when they call me to go down and get high.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 19, 2018 10:35 PM (iTpm7)

107 From the Schlichter article.

Fredocon.

Yet all I see are liberals, their Fredocon travelers, and their media minions commiserating with outsiders, with foreigners, against the guy who Normal American...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2X9E9n6GHC8



NICE.

Posted by: golfman at June 19, 2018 10:35 PM (zAmE9)

108 It was nice, lin-duh, thanks for asking.

Only a dozen people, including us. The g-babies stole the show, of course.

XX is reading along with me about how to take care of lesbians, in case we come across any in the wild...

He's having second thoughts about meeting you guys.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 19, 2018 10:35 PM (aVY3U)

109 >>>How do you attract gypsy lesbians to your backyard? Do have feeders or something?<<<

Maybe one of those recordings of lesbian calls?

Posted by: davidt at June 19, 2018 10:36 PM (TKQ/l)

110
I haven't asked her how she identifies.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 19, 2018 10:34 PM (iTpm7)



Well for Heaven's sake don't just ASSUME one way or the other!!! That's how you end up in the camps.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 19, 2018 10:36 PM (TdMsT)

111 I've read that lesbians actually adore penises...except when they're real!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 19, 2018 10:37 PM (uBwtW)

112 >>I haven't asked her how she identifies.


They have a secret handshake, I think.

Posted by: garrett at June 19, 2018 10:37 PM (+FSZM)

113 80s Heart is pretty bad in retrospect, even allowing for the musical trends of the time. Now 70s Heart I can dig (Barracuda, Magic Man, Crazy On You).

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical at June 19, 2018 10:37 PM (H5knJ)

114 >>>Is their presence attracting any other lesbians?
Posted by: davidt


Not that I can see. But the woods are deep. There could be more out there and I wouldn't know.




>>>I bet its the moaning chair. Posted by: JT at June 19, 2018 10:32 PM (nBx9H)

Are you referring to the throne in the barn? Because that was actually purchased to be used as sex furniture.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 19, 2018 10:38 PM (iTpm7)

115 110
I haven't asked her how she identifies.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 19, 2018 10:34 PM (iTpm7)



Well for Heaven's sake don't just ASSUME one way or the other!!! That's how you end up in the camps.
Posted by: Ladyl at June 19, 2018 10:36 PM (TdMsT)

Perhaps the Cancuck dog identifies as a Chihuahua

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 19, 2018 10:38 PM (3Pma+)

116 Maybe one of those recordings of lesbian calls?
Posted by: davidt at June 19, 2018 10:36 PM (TKQ/l)


KD Lang CDs and weed?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 19, 2018 10:38 PM (Tnhbr)

117 You have a sex toilet in your barn?

Posted by: garrett at June 19, 2018 10:38 PM (+FSZM)

118 Have you tried getting federal funding for your migratory lesbian sanctuary?

Posted by: davidt at June 19, 2018 10:38 PM (TKQ/l)

119 Maybe one of those recordings of lesbian calls?
Posted by: davidt at June 19, 2018 10:36 PM (TKQ/l)


"WHY AREN'T I 50 POINTS AHEAD, YOU MIGHT ASK."

Posted by: Hillary at June 19, 2018 10:38 PM (T71PA)

120 Shoe money is an American tradition.

Posted by: Penny loafers at June 19, 2018 10:38 PM (pNih8)

121 It ought to be painfully obvious to anyone with a higher than room temperature IQ (so that eliminates CNN viewers) that the Democrats
- don't want a solution to the school shooting "crisis" (that they created) - they just want to ban guns
- don't want a solution to the "child separation at the border outrage" (that they created) - they just want to use the issue (that they created) to bash Trump

It's our fault if come November the Democrats aren't hung on their own petards.

Posted by: DocJ at June 19, 2018 10:39 PM (wzkM8)

122 In Soviet Union lesbians eat you.

Posted by: CMU VET at June 19, 2018 10:39 PM (C+wjz)

123 SMH,
I'm glad all went well. No, need for XX to be scared of us, I think weasel is the only biter in the group.

I think Miley's lesbians are some female plants...

Posted by: lin-duh at June 19, 2018 10:39 PM (kufk0)

124 Y'know, Miley, if you have them over for dinner again, they'll never want leave...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 19, 2018 10:39 PM (uBwtW)

125 The problem with Friedman's comparison between doing drugs and overeating is that it's very possible to die the first time you use a drug like heroin or crack or cocaine--or to overdose even with recreational use.It's very difficult to die eating too many cheeseburgers or pizza in one sitting and the heart disease and diabetes that can follow from chronic overeating and obesity that comes with it usually takes YEARS.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 19, 2018 10:39 PM (o1fzk)

126 Good evening Horde!

Posted by: TickledPink at June 19, 2018 10:39 PM (TL2pK)

127 Perhaps the Cancuck dog identifies as a Chihuahua
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 19, 2018 10:38 PM (3Pma+)


Well, don't just assume! I don't want you to just disappear one day...

Posted by: Ladyl at June 19, 2018 10:40 PM (TdMsT)

128 Sorry ass excuse for a city.
Posted by: garrett at June 19, 2018 10:16 PM (+FSZM)

===

It's really more of a town than a city.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 19, 2018 10:40 PM (EZebt)

129 125 It's very difficult to die eating too many cheeseburgers or pizza in one sitting
Posted by: JoeF. at June 19, 2018 10:39 PM (o1fzk)


Challenge: Accepted!

Posted by: Michael Moore at June 19, 2018 10:41 PM (Vb4BV)

130 After Russia's two unexpected soccer victories over Saudi Arabia and Egypt in the World Cup, I am opening an investigation into the Russian government's interference in the World Cup, and the links to the Trump campaign.

Posted by: Robert "Grand Inquisitor" Mueller at June 19, 2018 10:41 PM (dlwIY)

131 Great ONT tonight !
I was able to read it all, but I'm too tired to respond to any of it. I've been up for about 36 hours now, with maybe a few hours rest/sleep. So let me just say this. Great job Misanthropic Humanitarian !

Posted by: Noah Bawdy at June 19, 2018 10:41 PM (K4qvO)

132 MisHum--where is the light in the first pic? I thought it was the Marshalls Point light at first, but the MP light is more squat.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 19, 2018 10:41 PM (TdMsT)

133 Iirc, paper money in general is crawling with germs and other associated nastiness.

So if y'all will just hand it over to me, I'll sanitize it for ya.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 19, 2018 10:41 PM (0ogQG)

134 Thanks kindltot... exactly what I was trying to find the words to express.
Posted by: Mike in Jersey at June 19, 2018 10:19 PM (kt50G)


And Karl Marx of all people, writing about the Coup of Louis Napoleon III that "the first time is a tragedy, the second is farce" but most people are not aware (I know I wasn't) that he was expanding on someone else's comment how great men appear twice, and finished it that the first time is a tragedy and the second a farce since Louis Napoleon was considered a buffoon and a foolish man opposed to his uncle Napoleon Bonaparte.

However, the people who idealize and follow Marx didn't realize where they were taking that meme. With their hands driving history into the inevitability of socialism, they have created the need to add:

". . . and then after that it just becomes Tuesday"

(OK, I am retiring my black beret and my half empty packet of Gauloise, tonight is a school night!)

Posted by: Kindltot at June 19, 2018 10:42 PM (2K6fY)

135 /sock

Posted by: DR.WTF? at June 19, 2018 10:42 PM (T71PA)

136 Clap for the Wolfman

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2018 10:42 PM (IqV8l)

137 Posted by: JoeF. at June 19, 2018 10:39 PM (o1fzk)
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This is true. Fat dudes and junkies are miles apart healthwise, particularly in early-to-middle age. No comparison.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2018 10:42 PM (UiRxW)

138 No, the best kind are Swedish models and like the occasional sausage.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 19, 2018 10:33 PM (Tnhbr)

And they say, "Slicka min fitta, hingsten min!"

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 19, 2018 10:42 PM (iTpm7)

139 >> I think Miley's lesbians are some female plants...

I think my ficus is turning into a lesbian. And it won't let me watch.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 19, 2018 10:42 PM (8O3HH)

140 Maybe one of those recordings of lesbian calls?
Posted by: davidt
------------

Come to my Window.

Posted by: Melissa Etherige at June 19, 2018 10:43 PM (pNih8)

141 I am finally to the point where I can't even watch the news, read the news, hear the news. This immigration bs and the Dems and media creating all this crap outrage is too much. Add to it, the IG hearings and the democraps insane ass posturing that there was no bias. And Fox adding Donna fcking Brazille to the panel on The Five and it just has to be over for me. Hope Trump can hold on cause this country and 50% of the people are nutz. Oh and San Fran is what happens when evil takes over.

Posted by: DailyDish at June 19, 2018 10:43 PM (lX+kV)

142 Are you referring to the throne in the barn? Because that was actually purchased to be used as sex furniture.


Posted by: Miley,


See comment # 86

But the barn sounds more interesting

Posted by: JT at June 19, 2018 10:43 PM (nBx9H)

143 No, but they'll come when she crooks her finger like so...

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 19, 2018 10:34 PM (Tnhbr)

Yes, that "come hither" motion that feels so good.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 19, 2018 10:43 PM (iTpm7)

144 *House Lights dim*

*Copperhead Road plays*

*Out from the crowd, The Redneck Boy rolls into the ring - climbs turnbuckle - shows crowd the World's Heavyweight Sarcasm Championship Belt*

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 19, 2018 10:44 PM (fiGNd)

145 Well for Heaven's sake don't just ASSUME one way or the other!!! That's how you end up in the camps.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 19, 2018 10:36 PM (TdMsT)

Camps full of fluffy black ottomans.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 19, 2018 10:44 PM (iTpm7)

146 Posted by: JoeF. at June 19, 2018 10:39 PM (o1fzk)

Really?

Posted by: The Heimlich Manuever at June 19, 2018 10:44 PM (3Pma+)

147 >>Yes, that "come hither" motion that feels so good.


That's my move!

Posted by: George Costanza at June 19, 2018 10:45 PM (+FSZM)

148 >> It's important to feed them right. Bacon gives them bright eyes.
But these lesbians are very moist, so nighttime condensation is a problem.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess

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You might try feeding them some raw egg. I understand that makes their fur very shiny and pretty.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 19, 2018 10:45 PM (8O3HH)

149 143 No, but they'll come when she crooks her finger like so...

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 19, 2018 10:34 PM (Tnhbr)

Yes, that "come hither" motion that feels so good.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 19, 2018 10:43 PM (iTpm7)


Stay away from the lesbians, Miley. You have bigger fish to fry.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 19, 2018 10:45 PM (TdMsT)

150 KD Lang CDs and weed?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 19, 2018 10:38 PM (Tnhbr)

I have 3 or 4 k d lang CDs. Does that mean I'm latent?

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 19, 2018 10:46 PM (iTpm7)

151 Like me. I'm migratory.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 19, 2018 10:31 PM (iTpm7)



Umm . . . I think there is a cream for that now. Probably need to get a prescription for it, but I think there are generics.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 19, 2018 10:46 PM (2K6fY)

152 Don't listen to her Miley.

What happens at Lesbian Band Camp stays at Lesbian Band Camp.

Until you tell us all about it, of course.

Posted by: garrett at June 19, 2018 10:46 PM (+FSZM)

153 I think Miley's lesbians are some female plants...

Posted by: lin-duh at June 19, 2018 10:39 PM (kufk0)

Like, by the FBI? Or Bob at the NSA?

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 19, 2018 10:47 PM (iTpm7)

154 >> I think Miley's lesbians are some female plants...


What?


Like....Spies?

Posted by: Hillary at June 19, 2018 10:47 PM (+FSZM)

155 This is true. Fat dudes and junkies are miles apart healthwise, particularly in early-to-middle age. No comparison.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2018 10:42 PM (UiRxW)

Friedman was a purist. I don't think he advocated drug use, he just thought things in general should not be illegal unless and until a person's private choices infringed on the liberties and rights of another.
I think my example with tobacco is clearer. It is arbitrary for government to allow biases against people with risk factors from legal activity and not not allow them for other legal activity. Basically when government gets involved, it makes things worse and less clear.

I have no problem with banning drugs if they are deemed a threat to the populace and it is done democratically But certainly government decisions are often arbitrary and have no consistent logic.

Posted by: Quint at June 19, 2018 10:48 PM (n13/j)

156 Y'know, Miley, if you have them over for dinner again, they'll never want leave...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 19, 2018 10:39 PM (uBwtW)

Next I'm going to make them full-fat vegetable lasagna. I'll have them eating out of my hand.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 19, 2018 10:48 PM (iTpm7)

157 Al Pacino Approved ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1009109852688474113

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1009109935635009538

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1009110031336394752

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1009110140451278848

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1009110232373526528

Posted by: kbdabear at June 19, 2018 10:48 PM (eh0Va)

158 Have you taught your pet lesbians any cute tricks?

Posted by: davidt at June 19, 2018 10:48 PM (TKQ/l)

159 SPACE FORCE!

Would you like to know more?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 19, 2018 10:48 PM (rnAwa)

160 Well, as much as I'd like to stay and hear more about the barn, I gotta get some sleep.

Have a good nite, everyone !

Posted by: JT at June 19, 2018 10:48 PM (nBx9H)

161 The problem with Friedman's comparison between doing drugs and overeating is that it's very possible to die the first time you use a drug like heroin or crack or cocaine--or to overdose even with recreational use.It's very difficult to die eating too many cheeseburgers or pizza in one sitting and the heart disease and diabetes that can follow from chronic overeating and obesity that comes with it usually takes YEARS.

The problem with drugs, and the reason that societies try to restrict them, is not that you might harm yourself. It's that they have negative externalities on the rest of us. Drug addicts committing crimes, feral children, the spread of disease, and social decay. Those do impact you and I, and so there's a legitimate question about how to deal with it. Do we legalize all mind altering substances and then spend a lot more money on police, jails, and CPS services to deal with the impact? Do we outlaw everything? Somewhere between the two? Legalizing everything while simultaneously ending any treatment or welfare programs is as foolish a dream as the libertarians claim about the drug war. It will never happen.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 19, 2018 10:49 PM (Tnhbr)

162 I think my ficus is turning into a lesbian. And it won't let me watch.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 19, 2018 10:42 PM (8O3HH)

Ungrateful vegetation. I'd put it out in the sun and let it bake for awhile.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 19, 2018 10:49 PM (iTpm7)

163 158 Have you taught your pet lesbians any cute tricks?
Posted by: davidt at June 19, 2018 10:48 PM (TKQ/l)


She got them eating bacon and taking showers!

Posted by: Ladyl at June 19, 2018 10:49 PM (TdMsT)

164 More Al Pacino Approved ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1009110320961421313

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1009110444160815104

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1009110550897483776

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1009110652433072129

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1009110758112808960

Posted by: kbdabear at June 19, 2018 10:49 PM (eh0Va)

165 > I've read that lesbians actually adore penises...except
>>when they're real!

You know, you all are being very hetero- and cis-normative here. For example, don't assume Her Grace's lesbians don't have penises. One or both could.

Don't assume genitalia. And just because one or both might have a penis, don't assume the like PIV. That's a heteronormative assumption.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 19, 2018 10:49 PM (8O3HH)

166 I once met Friedman and spent about a half hour talking with him in his office when he was at the U. of Chicago. Great man.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 19, 2018 10:50 PM (md3fh)

167 I'm glad that baby was OK, but really, the LEO didn't do anything extraordinary. What the hell was wrong with his mom/grandmom that they couldn't figure out what to do.

Turn 'em upside down, a couple whomps and if that don't work, Heimlich. Seems like stupid, incompetent adults who didn't even seem to be particularly concerned.

Posted by: cfo mom at June 19, 2018 10:50 PM (RfzVr)

168 If I was young, I'd sign up for the space force. Obviously.

Posted by: Muad'dib at June 19, 2018 10:50 PM (WRL6O)

169 I've read once one "crosses the Strait of Mytilini", she can never return...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 19, 2018 10:50 PM (uBwtW)

170 I left a comment last night about the rise in suicide rates, particularly among women, and it later occurred to me that it may have seemed a bit callous.

Maybe I should try to explain what I was trying to say a little better.

I'm irked by this push from the Left that, "Oh, women are committing suicide in greater numbers now! We have to Do Something," because I know what that "Something" is. They're going to try to make suicide exclusively a women's issue, just like they've already done with cancer and domestic abuse. They also tried to do this with heart disease, but fortunately that didn't take.

If they get their way, all those resources and support networks out there to help prevent people in general from committing suicide will now be redirected to preventing only women from committing suicide. I view the whole thing as a deliberate push to deny men access to these support structures.

That's the thing that pisses me off about it.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 19, 2018 10:51 PM (wSC8T)

171 Ungrateful vegetation. I'd put it out in the sun and let it bake for awhile.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 19, 2018 10:49 PM (iTpm7)


That ficus needs to be reminded, "There's more of you where you came from."

Posted by: Ladyl at June 19, 2018 10:51 PM (TdMsT)

172 Trump said we are gonna have a US Soace Force!

My inner geek is squeeing!!!

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 19, 2018 10:51 PM (hMwEB)

173 You might try feeding them some raw egg. I understand that makes their fur very shiny and pretty.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 19, 2018 10:45 PM (8O3HH)

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I am constantly told by radio that Dinovite at dinovite.com can help here. Apparently it cures the pelt, fYou might try feeding them some raw egg. I understand that makes their fur very shiny and pretty. It contains enzymes that are cooked out of others mass produced foods!

Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 19, 2018 10:52 PM (I16G8)

174 >> Posted by: kbdabear

I love you, sir.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 19, 2018 10:52 PM (8O3HH)

175 168 If I was young, I'd sign up for the space force. Obviously.
Posted by: Muad'dib at June 19, 2018 10:50 PM (WRL6O)

If I was young I would convert Miley's lesbos

Posted by: The Heimlich Manuever at June 19, 2018 10:52 PM (3Pma+)

176 See comment # 86



But the barn sounds more interesting

Posted by: JT at June 19, 2018 10:43 PM (nBx9H)

Thank you for pointing that out, and to Skandia Recluse for the explanation.
The moaning chair in the barn is for the good kind of moaning. Or not. You can just sit in it while watching movies.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 19, 2018 10:52 PM (iTpm7)

177 125 The problem with Friedman's comparison between doing drugs and overeating is that it's very possible to die the first time you use a drug like heroin or crack or cocaine--or to overdose even with recreational use.It's very difficult to die eating too many cheeseburgers or pizza in one sitting and the heart disease and diabetes that can follow from chronic overeating and obesity that comes with it usually takes YEARS.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 19, 2018 10:39 PM (o1fzk)

++++

It's very possible to get yourself killed with just one ski trip. Or riding a motorcycle. Or driving to work.

We don't need the fascists deciding what behavior is for our own good, and then throwing us in prison if we disobey their attempts to protect us from ourselves.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 19, 2018 10:52 PM (pvjTE)

178 Space

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 19, 2018 10:52 PM (hMwEB)

179

CHARLESTON, S.C. (AP) - In Charleston, South Carolina, once a key slave trading port, the City Council has voted to apologize for slavery.

By voice vote, the Charleston City Council on Tuesday approved a resolution denouncing slavery, promising tolerance in the future and proposing an office of racial reconciliation.

The vote coincided with "Juneteenth," a celebration of the end of slavery, and came just two days after the third anniversary of a racist attack by a white man killed nine black members of a Charleston church.

In expressing support, Councilman William Dudley Gregorie compared slavery with the federal immigration policy that has resulted in children being separated from their families.

Councilmen Harry Joseph Griffin and Perry Waring expressed opposition to the resolution. Both said the city needs to focus on economic development.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2018 10:53 PM (IqV8l)

180 Lesbian Space Force! In a Tesla Convertible!

Posted by: davidt at June 19, 2018 10:53 PM (TKQ/l)

181 Do we outlaw everything? Somewhere between the two?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 19, 2018 10:49 PM (Tnhbr)


Do what the Constition prescribes ... let the States decide for themselves.

We are too big a damn country to try to force one Federal Standard for ANY social issue on the entire country. We're just too big for that shit. Cultures are too different in different regions.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 19, 2018 10:53 PM (fiGNd)

182 Lots of people die from falling down the stairs or in the bathtub. These dangerous activities should be outlawed.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 19, 2018 10:53 PM (md3fh)

183 The problem with Friedman's comparison between doing
drugs and overeating is that it's very possible to die the first time
you use a drug like heroin or crack or cocaine--or to overdose even with
recreational use.It's very difficult to die eating too many
cheeseburgers or pizza in one sitting and the heart disease and diabetes
that can follow from chronic overeating and obesity that comes with it
usually takes YEARS.
Posted by: JoeF. at June 19, 2018 10:39 PM (o1fzk)


so you objection is to the speed of the damage?

Posted by: Kindltot at June 19, 2018 10:54 PM (2K6fY)

184 It's very possible to get yourself killed with just one ski trip. Or riding a motorcycle. Or driving to work.

We don't need the fascists deciding what behavior is for our own good, and then throwing us in prison if we disobey their attempts to protect us from ourselves.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 19, 2018 10:52 PM (pvjTE)

The same people who scream it's a woman's choice regarding abortion are the first ones to demand seat-belt and helmet laws.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 19, 2018 10:54 PM (3Pma+)

185 You might try feeding them some raw egg. I understand that makes their fur very shiny and pretty.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 19, 2018 10:45 PM (8O3HH)

One does prefer pretty, shiny fur. Well-conditioned.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 19, 2018 10:54 PM (iTpm7)

186 Is that last picture the Chevron station in Walker, Louisiana? Because they have that same sign about the boob and sock money.

Posted by: Toad-O at June 19, 2018 10:54 PM (cct0t)

187 >>Lesbian Space Force! In a Tesla Convertible!


Pro Tip : Put them in a Roadster. This way, if they have to put the top on their T-Shirts get wet.

Posted by: garrett at June 19, 2018 10:54 PM (+FSZM)

188 Stay away from the lesbians, Miley. You have bigger fish to fry.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 19, 2018 10:45 PM (TdMsT)

Silly Ladyl! Fried lesbian is terrible!

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 19, 2018 10:55 PM (iTpm7)

189 Fucking genius Garrett.

Posted by: Muad'dib at June 19, 2018 10:55 PM (WRL6O)

190 I have no problem with banning drugs if they are deemed a threat to the populace and it is done democratically But certainly government decisions are often arbitrary and have no consistent logic.
Posted by: Quint at June 19, 2018 10:48 PM (n13/j)
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Yeah, it's a tough one. Philosophically, I know the answer is to legalize and then let it rage and burn itself out naturally. But, I also know the American propensity toward drug abuse.

We're worse than the Chinese. Maybe not the Russians. We don't do Krokodil.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2018 10:55 PM (UiRxW)

191 If they get their way, all those resources and support networks out there to help prevent people in general from committing suicide will now be redirected to preventing only women from committing suicide. I view the whole thing as a deliberate push to deny men access to these support structures.

That's the thing that pisses me off about it.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 19, 2018 10:51 PM (wSC8T)
+++++++
I'll leave this here for you.
https://tinyurl.com/ldnjjks

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2018 10:55 PM (hYcqw)

192 181, drug use has ravaged society, contributing to crime, homelessness and broken families.
Besides, when was the last time you were accosted outside a McDonald's by a fat dude begging you for spare change--who actually used your spare chage to buy a Big Mac?

Posted by: JoeF. at June 19, 2018 10:56 PM (o1fzk)

193 I'm just assuming the Lesbian Space Force Uniform is a gauzy, white cotton t-shirt.

Posted by: garrett at June 19, 2018 10:56 PM (+FSZM)

194 >> Lesbian Space Force!

Great minds think alike.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 19, 2018 10:56 PM (8O3HH)

195 Umm . . . I think there is a cream for that now. Probably need to get a prescription for it, but I think there are generics.


Posted by: Kindltot at June 19, 2018 10:46 PM (2K6fY)

There's a topical application that will stop this in its tracks, but it won't be available until next month, and not locally. Worth the trouble, I think.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 19, 2018 10:57 PM (iTpm7)

196 The same people who scream it's a woman's choice regarding abortion are the first ones to demand seat-belt and helmet laws.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 19, 2018 10:54 PM (3Pma+)

++++

I blame the insurance companies for those laws, and of course, their paid toady politicians who enacted them.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 19, 2018 10:57 PM (pvjTE)

197 We don't need the fascists deciding what behavior is for our own good, and then throwing us in prison if we disobey their attempts to protect us from ourselves.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 19, 2018 10:52 PM (pvjTE)


Pro Tip - there's more than a little bit of Fascist in most people. Most everybody you ever talk to ... if you bother to really get them talking ... has a real damn good idea of how Everything Ought To Be. And they have no qualms whatsoever about using Government to force their vision on everybody around them.

Remember what my man C.S. Lewis said ...

Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 19, 2018 10:57 PM (fiGNd)

198 I see drugs (full disclosure, I am in favor of legalization in general, though I am open to debate on it) as a great example of where we could use federalize. I'd like to see all of them descheduled. Let the states decide. Those that want prohibition will have it. Those that don't won't. Those that seek a middle ground will find it. I do not get why this is a federal issue.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2018 10:57 PM (hYcqw)

199 Tribs...In...Spaaaaaaaace!

Posted by: garrett at June 19, 2018 10:57 PM (+FSZM)

200 193 I'm just assuming the Lesbian Space Force Uniform is a gauzy, white cotton t-shirt.
Posted by: garrett at June 19, 2018 10:56 PM (+FSZM)


Think again. Brown shirt sleeves, khakis and Doc Martins.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 19, 2018 10:57 PM (TdMsT)

201 When I worked at a *gentleman's club* way back when, we at least had the decency to take the money home and let it dry overnight before we tried to spend it.

Posted by: cfo mom at June 19, 2018 10:58 PM (RfzVr)

202 Trump said we are gonna have a US Soace Force!



My inner geek is squeeing!!!
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 19, 2018 10:51 PM (hMwEB)


A couple of the socialists at work were complaining that it was stupid and that they didn't know where the money was going to come from.

See? Libs care about taxes.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 19, 2018 10:58 PM (2K6fY)

203 What happens at Lesbian Band Camp stays at Lesbian Band Camp.



Until you tell us all about it, of course.

Posted by: garrett at June 19, 2018 10:46 PM (+FSZM)

These are musical lesbians, too - I forgot to mention that. The one is wicked talented. More talented than any person who's performed at an impromptu gathering where I've been. Very impressive.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 19, 2018 10:58 PM (iTpm7)

204 Choc Full O' Content MisHum. Thanks! Time for a Johnnie Blue and an Ashton Symmetry.

Posted by: DB Cooper at June 19, 2018 10:59 PM (LU8fy)

205 CFO Mom is just having us on.

Posted by: Muad'dib at June 19, 2018 10:59 PM (WRL6O)

206 OT. but I was at work a few hours ago and a co-worker was trying to tell me that Trump caved on the border children separation. He even showed my a CNN headline on his phone that was worded to sound like Trump was giving in. Then I get home and I find out that Schumer killed the deal.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 19, 2018 11:00 PM (o1fzk)

207 She got them eating bacon and taking showers!

Posted by: Ladyl at June 19, 2018 10:49 PM (TdMsT)

Oh, that comes naturally.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 19, 2018 11:00 PM (iTpm7)

208 I'm just assuming the Lesbian Space Force Uniform is a gauzy, white cotton t-shirt.

Posted by: garrett at June 19, 2018 10:56 PM (+FSZM)

Not gauzy, fish net. Like the submarine crew on the show UFO.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 19, 2018 11:00 PM (QLvwG)

209 Hi all, welcome to Tues. hope all is good for you Morons.

Posted by: Farmer at June 19, 2018 11:00 PM (yJ1e6)

210 By voice vote, the Charleston City Council on Tuesday approved a resolution denouncing slavery, promising tolerance in the future and proposing an office of racial reconciliation.
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I do not apologize for things which I did not do.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 19, 2018 11:01 PM (K2jyi)

211 Drunk on virtue, Penguin Random House no longer regards the company s raison d etre as the acquisition and dissemination of good books. Rather, the organisation aims to mirror the percentages of minorities in the UK population with statistical precision.

---

I love it when a plan comes together. Wak, wak, wak.

Posted by: Burgess Meredith at June 19, 2018 11:01 PM (t5m5e)

212 That ficus needs to be reminded, "There's more of you where you came from."

Posted by: Ladyl at June 19, 2018 10:51 PM (TdMsT)

I'm fighting for ficus awareness, and plan to get one, once I've settled down.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 19, 2018 11:01 PM (iTpm7)

213 >>These are musical lesbians, too - I forgot to mention that. The one is wicked talented.


Mine, too! She has the most amazing voice and plays piano incredibly well. Nimble little fingers.

Posted by: garrett at June 19, 2018 11:01 PM (+FSZM)

214 These are musical lesbians, too - I forgot to
mention that. The one is wicked talented. More talented than any person
who's performed at an impromptu gathering where I've been. Very
impressive.


Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 19, 2018 10:58 PM (iTpm7)

Flutist?

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 19, 2018 11:01 PM (QLvwG)

215 Speaking of pets and the feeding thereof, I mentioned last week that I was trying to wean my cats off the canned food that I'd been feeding the for the past few weeks due to one them having issues that required a visit to the vet.

Well, I've since figured out that that will not be possible. As I reduced the amount canned food they got everyday, I started seeing some of those issues return.

So, yeah, I'll just have to keep feeding them canned food from now on. It seems like they do well with one small can in the morning and one in the evening, with dry food available whenever they want it.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 19, 2018 11:01 PM (wSC8T)

216 If I was young I would convert Miley's lesbos

Posted by: The Heimlich Manuever at June 19, 2018 10:52 PM (3Pma+)

Yeah, these two are a handful.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 19, 2018 11:02 PM (iTpm7)

217 >>Flutist?


That's talent.

Most just play the recorder.

Posted by: garrett at June 19, 2018 11:02 PM (+FSZM)

218 I'm ok with smartphones reporting location when 911 is called.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 19, 2018 10:10 PM (roQNm)

But, "if and only if"! Call 911, you are invoking the State's emergency response services. Don't call 911, the State (nor any other party) has no business knowing your whereabouts.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2018 11:02 PM (WFV7d)

219
I see drugs (full disclosure, I am in favor of legalization in general,
though I am open to debate on it) as a great example of where we could
use federalize. I'd like to see all of them descheduled. Let the states
decide. Those that want prohibition will have it. Those that don't
won't. Those that seek a middle ground will find it. I do not get why
this is a federal issue.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2018 10:57 PM (hYcqw)


I am told, and I am not an expert on this, that it goes back to the end of the 19th century and the struggle between those who sought collective salvation and and saw the federal government as the power that could enforce morality, and the those who looked to liberty. Prohibition comes from the same place.

If you have some states open and some not, you have a trafficking and bootlegging problem. It is always cheaper and easier to have someone else enforce your laws for you, somewhere else, after all.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 19, 2018 11:02 PM (2K6fY)

220 >> If I was young I would convert Miley's lesbos

You don't try to beat 'em, you join 'em.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 19, 2018 11:02 PM (8O3HH)

221 CFO Mom is just having us on.
Posted by: Muad'dib at June 19, 2018 10:59 PM (WRL6O)

----------

As is Miley with her pet lesbians, going on day 3 now, but who am I to quibble?

Open thread and all that.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 19, 2018 11:03 PM (I16G8)

222
Lots of people die from falling down the stairs or in the bathtub. These dangerous activities should be outlawed.


Posted by: Ruthless at June 19, 2018 10:53 PM (md3fh)
I suggest outlawing 2 story homes just to be sure . And cats. Cats are always trying to trip and kill you just so they can eat your tasty earlobes and fingertips.

Posted by: cfo mom at June 19, 2018 11:03 PM (RfzVr)

223 I'm fighting for ficus awareness, and plan to get one, once I've settled down.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 19, 2018 11:01 PM (iTpm7)


Just don't let it take advantage of you. They are very cunning.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 19, 2018 11:03 PM (TdMsT)

224 I took note a week or two back, when Miley began applying a dab of Eau de Subaru behind her ears.

I was mistaken though, in my supposition that she was merely trying to capture a Labrador.

When really, she was seeking to land some bigger fish, after all.



/snrk


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 19, 2018 11:03 PM (QzJWU)

225 Posted by: garrett at June 19, 2018 10:16 PM (+FSZM)

Frank Jordan did a very good job of.cleaning up San Francisco in the mid 1990s. It was actually nice for a few years.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 19, 2018 11:03 PM (wYseH)

226 Ok. I can't get any funnier than that.

I am off to catch MLB Tonight.

Posted by: garrett at June 19, 2018 11:03 PM (+FSZM)

227 Not gauzy, fish net. Like the submarine crew on the show UFO.


Posted by: Count de Monet at June 19, 2018 11:00 PM (QLvwG)

We wear tank tops here.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 19, 2018 11:03 PM (iTpm7)

228

Researchers at Oregon State University are studying the environmental impact of whey when it is turned into alcohol, as more spirit-makers explore whey-based vodka.

According to OSU, turning leftover whey from the cheese-making process into vodka is far less damaging to the environment than dumping it into a landfill.

OSU researchers say distilling whey to make spirits could be easier and cheaper than turning it into protein powder.

Scientists are also studying the flavor characteristics of different wheys and the spirits they produce.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2018 11:04 PM (IqV8l)

229 166 Ruthless

RE: Milton Friedman

I spent more time than I wanted to "talking" to Friedman's famous acolyte & disciple, Judge Richard Posner, until recently of the 7th CCA.

He is a compleat asshole & perhaps the rudest, most obnoxious cocksucker ever to walk planet earth. Kind of predisposes me not to be overly fond of his mentor.

Posted by: strawdog at June 19, 2018 11:04 PM (Cssks)

230 Joe Mannix @10:57... That's a good one! LOL.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 19, 2018 11:05 PM (wSC8T)

231 Mine, too! She has the most amazing voice and plays piano incredibly well. Nimble little fingers.

Posted by: garrett at June 19, 2018 11:01 PM (+FSZM)

Is she a bright-eyed, bacon-loving lesbian? These are a handsome pair. Mine only plays guitar, I think - but again. beautifully.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 19, 2018 11:05 PM (iTpm7)

232 Mass to orbit is expensive. A bean-counter would find A and AA cup members of the space corps.

Micheal Collins already wrote about his dream of inspection an all-female crew in zero g in Carrying the Fire.

Put your bets on NASA-Sutra research.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 19, 2018 11:05 PM (hyuyC)

233 You gotta admit if they'd run a quarantine of people with AIDS early on, it probably would've stopped the virus dead in its tracks. Of course that couldn't happen because we don't do that, but it probably would've worked.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 19, 2018 11:05 PM (4ErVI)

234 I recently had a chat with a man from San Francisco who admitted he got all his news from CNN, but also agreed that he was starting to think they didn't tell the truth. When he repeated some claim that it's the Conservatives that are always trying to create violence I mentioned the time when Obama told his supporters to "get in their faces, take a gun to a knife fight." He had never heard that, but volunteered, "I guess CNN doesn't report things like that." I suggested he start seeking other news sources, and he said he would. People are starting to wake up.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 19, 2018 11:05 PM (md3fh)

235 Was laughing about SPACE FORCE!!!!!11!! with Mrs. BBB.

What you want - that hot green alien from Guardians of the Galaxy
What you'll settle for -Space Lord
What you'll get- Dead or maybe that guy who lost his eye if you're really lucky

Posted by: BifBewalskiBot at June 19, 2018 11:05 PM (zJAI3)

236 Musical Lesbian Space Force in Tank Tops and, and, Hot Pants?

Posted by: davidt at June 19, 2018 11:06 PM (TKQ/l)

237 If you have some states open and some not, you have a trafficking and bootlegging problem. It is always cheaper and easier to have someone else enforce your laws for you, somewhere else, after all.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 19, 2018 11:02 PM (2K6fY)
+++++++++
Yeah, and there also tends to be a fair amount of overreaction. It made waves here when the Nebraska state troopers goofed and said (where they could be overheard) that they were referring to Colorado plates as the "green badge of bravery" or somesuch when they came into Nebraska.

Their state government also sued Colorado in federal court because they said having legal marijuana in a neighboring state put an undue burden on their drug enforcement system.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2018 11:06 PM (hYcqw)

238 I see drugs (full disclosure, I am in favor of legalization in general, though I am open to debate on it) as a great example of where we could use federalize. I'd like to see all of them descheduled. Let the states decide. Those that want prohibition will have it. Those that don't won't. Those that seek a middle ground will find it. I do not get why this is a federal issue.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2018 10:57 PM (hYcqw)


The Feds have to have some involvement in the whole thing due to interstate commerce. If weed is legal in California but illegal in Utah, the question is how do you deal with the transportation from the former to the latter? It's a federal issue, plus you don't necessarily want to end up with Utah Highway Patrol stopping and searching every vehicle that enters the state. At minimum, the Fed Gov should provide guidelines for handling and shipping drugs between states, such as some sort of packaging requirements and possibly a license.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 19, 2018 11:06 PM (Tnhbr)

239 Flutist?


Posted by: Count de Monet at June 19, 2018 11:01 PM (QLvwG)

Flautist - I think not! As I said, lesbians.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 19, 2018 11:06 PM (iTpm7)

240 Drax fragging auto cucmober

Posted by: BifBewalskiBot at June 19, 2018 11:06 PM (zJAI3)

241 >> We wear tank tops here.

And nothing else, I assume?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 19, 2018 11:06 PM (8O3HH)

242 I feel like I am the most innocent person on an AOS thread tonight for the first time. Wow.

Posted by: Muad'dib at June 19, 2018 11:06 PM (WRL6O)

243
CFO Mom is just having us on.

Posted by: Muad'dib at June 19, 2018 10:59 PM (WRL6O)


Never said I was a dancer. (And never said I wasn't.) DJ's get tipped by the girls and that money may have been anywhere.

Posted by: cfo mom at June 19, 2018 11:07 PM (RfzVr)

244 22 San Francisco is a shithole third world city. It has gleaming high-rises, lots of rich people, lots of poverty, and no middle class.

THat's okay, the white, middle class people are moving to Oakland and displacing the black people that they care so much about.

I got into this conversation with my liberal sister in law. "Oh, it's so sad, our friends' adult daughter and her husband both work full time and can't afford the rent in San Francisco. They had to move into a terrible neighborhood in Oakland." Boo Hoo. I asked her if the citizens of California would help bring down the high housing costs by adjusting all overregulation and environmental crap that makes it so difficult and expensive to put up a building.

Dumbasses.

How'd you like to work in a Starbuck's cleaning the dirty needles out of the bathrooms, and washing down the tables and chairs after the pee infested homeless have used them?

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 19, 2018 11:07 PM (+lVUW)

245 >>Is she a bright-eyed, bacon-loving lesbian?


Yep. Loves anything I cook her. Also plays guitar. She is simply adorable. Like a little wood sprite.


And even cleaned up, San Francisco has the shitiest topography of any city in america.

Posted by: garrett at June 19, 2018 11:07 PM (+FSZM)

246 The nation which can prefer disgrace to danger is prepared for a master and deserves one. Alexander Hamilton

I am constantly astonished by the wisdom of the Founders. That their words resound so effectively two centuries later is both profound and chilling.


There is a dearth of hard-won wisdom in our current society.


We are a nation cowed by Ogre.


NERDS!!!!


*Shut up. made sense in my head.*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at June 19, 2018 11:08 PM (EhZNT)

247 The Purina Peon chow is simmering on the range, and I have a Caesar in front of me to drink. Life is good.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2018 11:08 PM (WFV7d)

248 Heart, ugh, the shrieking and wailing. I knew a chick who used to blast that stuff at 8:30AM Sundays. That estrogen music way too harsh for the morning after.

Posted by: gp at June 19, 2018 11:08 PM (mk9aG)

249 You don't try to beat 'em, you join 'em.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 19, 2018 11:02 PM (8O3HH)

I would never beat my lesbians, or try to break their spirit. They shall remain the feral creatures they are, housebroken or not.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 19, 2018 11:08 PM (iTpm7)

250 Never put ketchup on your lesbians.

Posted by: Hope Solo at June 19, 2018 11:09 PM (NLQj5)

251 >> housebroken or not.

You're sure they're not Russian, right?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 19, 2018 11:09 PM (8O3HH)

252 Just don't let it take advantage of you. They are very cunning.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 19, 2018 11:03 PM (TdMsT)

That's what Harvey said. Victim-blaming. They looked like they were over 18, he said.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 19, 2018 11:09 PM (iTpm7)

253 OK, so somebody claims he was mentored by someone else. Guilt by association requires us to burn the witch of the first part. Hell, one can assume that Bush 41 was mentored by Reagan, so I guess Reagan is a no good skunk, right? It's science.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 19, 2018 11:10 PM (md3fh)

254 I took note a week or two back, when Miley began applying a dab of Eau de Subaru behind her ears.
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The delicate aroma of oil and antifreeze, it can be found at the head gaskets.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 19, 2018 11:10 PM (CmqYE)

255 It's a federal issue, plus you don't necessarily want to end up with Utah Highway Patrol stopping and searching every vehicle that enters the state.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 19, 2018 11:06 PM (Tnhbr)


What if they do ?

States do that now over fireworks, guns, etc ... If Item A isn't allowed in State XYZ - don't bring it there.

Nope ... there's not a need to "bring the Feds" into this. Let the States decide. If an overwhelming number of States decide to decriminalize Drug ABC ... then I guess the states that hold onto an outdated Prohibition lose a shit-pot of revenue. And possible investment. And probably future residents.

Said another way ... Indiana will decide if Weed is legal in Indiana. I need no input from anybody outside the State. Period. Full stop.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 19, 2018 11:10 PM (fiGNd)

256 Their state government also sued Colorado in federal
court because they said having legal marijuana in a neighboring state
put an undue burden on their drug enforcement system.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2018 11:06 PM (hYcqw)

I am not equating the two, nor am I disagreeing with the premise. But a lot of that logic is exactly what the gun grabber states use for their high crime. When people ask them why they have high gun crime and no 2A, they blame others states that support the Constitution. Nothing easy about these topics, that is for sure.

Posted by: Quint at June 19, 2018 11:10 PM (n13/j)

257
That's what Harvey said. Victim-blaming. They looked like they were over 18, he said.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 19, 2018 11:09 PM (iTpm7)


I'm referring to the ficus.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 19, 2018 11:10 PM (TdMsT)

258 233 You gotta admit if they'd run a quarantine of people with AIDS early on, it probably would've stopped the virus dead in its tracks. Of course that couldn't happen because we don't do that, but it probably would've worked.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 19, 2018 11:05 PM (4ErVI)

++++

Didn't they do that in Cuba? I don't think it worked there, and they are a more isolated society than ours. I think the problem is the incubation period of HIV is so long. By the time you find out someone is sick, they may have been infecting others for years.

Unless you are going to also do widespread forced blood testing, I don't see how quarantine would work.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 19, 2018 11:11 PM (pvjTE)

259

Fox News Channel faces a growing backlash among Hollywood creators that intensified Tuesday following Laura Ingraham's description of "zero tolerance" detention facilities for children separated from their parents as "essentially summer camps."

"Modern Family" co-creator Steve Levitan raised the possibility of no longer working with the 20th Century Fox television studio after tweeting his disgust with Ingraham's remarks.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2018 11:11 PM (IqV8l)

260 Because the only reason a company making stupid novelty toy cars might not be profitable (despite subsidies) is because Evil Competitors (as if Tesla is a competitor to anyone except taxpayers). Right. Genius!


Posted by: rhomboid at June 19, 2018 10:18 PM (QDnY+)

The GM electric car was killed by Big Oil. As was the Pogue Carburetor, and a million other gas-saving gadgets, Did you know you can use 12 volts from your alternator to electrolyze water, and burn the resulting hydrogen in your car? You have to stop every 300 miles to drain the gas tank!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2018 11:11 PM (WFV7d)

261 >>>I took note a week or two back, when Miley began applying a dab of Eau de Subaru behind her ears.

Oddly enough, Jim, the talented one drives an F-150.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 19, 2018 11:11 PM (iTpm7)

262 Am I losing Miley to the Pink Team ?

Son-Of-A-Bitch.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 19, 2018 11:12 PM (fiGNd)

263 The Feds have to have some involvement in the whole thing due to interstate commerce. If weed is legal in California but illegal in Utah, the question is how do you deal with the transportation from the former to the latter? It's a federal issue, plus you don't necessarily want to end up with Utah Highway Patrol stopping and searching every vehicle that enters the state. At minimum, the Fed Gov should provide guidelines for handling and shipping drugs between states, such as some sort of packaging requirements and possibly a license.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 19, 2018 11:06 PM (Tnhbr)
++++++++
The payment-clearance problem would be solved by simple descheduling. It isn't federally illegal any more at that point.
Stopping every car would be one helluva 4th amendment problem, as Nebraska learned (they didn't pursue it) - but someone would definitely have to fight it all the way up.
There would need to be some regulatory structure for shipments, since the package could transit a non-legal state. There would need to be some federal involvement in all likelihood, but ultimately, I'd like to see this power devolved to the states where it belongs.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2018 11:12 PM (hYcqw)

264 >> We wear tank tops here.



And nothing else, I assume?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 19, 2018 11:06 PM (8O3HH)

I don't have any control over what these lesbians wear. I can only speak for myself. And sometimes, yes.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 19, 2018 11:13 PM (iTpm7)

265 It's very difficult to die eating too many
cheeseburgers or pizza in one sitting


Make cheeseburgers or pizza illegal, and the black market will do its best to find a way to concentrate them enough to make them dangerous in one sitting. I cannot guess how they will do it, but I would have never guessed crack cocaine would be invented, either. And the longer we keep coca (or opium, or whatever) illegal, the more industrious the black market will get at making the drug more dangerous.

The market forces at work in a black market are very different from the forces at work in a legal market.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at June 19, 2018 11:13 PM (2lndx)

266 You gotta admit if they'd run a quarantine of people
with AIDS early on, it probably would've stopped the virus dead in its
tracks. Of course that couldn't happen because we don't do that, but it
probably would've worked.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 19, 2018 11:05 PM (4ErVI)


I believe that doing that and shuttering the bathhouses and such would have cut way into the prostitution and drug trafficking profits.

And lots of people who had influence most likely were getting a cut of that money.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 19, 2018 11:13 PM (2K6fY)

267 261 >>>I took note a week or two back, when Miley began applying a dab of Eau de Subaru behind her ears.

Oddly enough, Jim, the talented one drives an F-150.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 19, 2018 11:11 PM (iTpm7)



I'd be interested only in how they vote.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 19, 2018 11:13 PM (TdMsT)

268 I'm referring to the ficus.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 19, 2018 11:10 PM (TdMsT)

So am I. They were tall enough to be 18.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 19, 2018 11:14 PM (iTpm7)

269 Flautist - I think not! As I said, lesbians.


Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 19, 2018 11:06 PM (iTpm7)

Lesbians eschew Mexican dishes?

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 19, 2018 11:14 PM (QLvwG)

270 Boob money is unsanitary? One of the strippers last fall was at a restaurant, stated "you know you are a stripper when the first place you put money is in your panties."

Posted by: lurking grandma at June 19, 2018 11:14 PM (sujqA)

271 There were electric cars a hundred years ago. Of course they had a very limited range and would go about 20 mph. There were cars that ran on water, too, if you count steam which is a form of water. Course you needed a heat source to create the steam.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 19, 2018 11:14 PM (md3fh)

272 The range of the towers is known, the power levels from the handset are known, and the position of the towers are known. It's just trigonometry to get an approximate (but pretty good) location just by virtue of the fact that it's a radio. It isn't as good as GPS, but your cell provider must know where the handset is to deliver service. Nature of the beast.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2018 10:20 PM (hYcqw)

But by triangulation alone, what they don't know is whether you are in the Happy Endings Massage Clinic at 122 Main Street, or the Christian book store at 122b Main Street.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2018 11:14 PM (WFV7d)

273 Hey Miley, When did you get that promotion to *High* Duchess? Did I miss something? What's the dif between Duchess and High Duchess?

Posted by: cfo mom at June 19, 2018 11:15 PM (RfzVr)

274 Am I losing Miley to the Pink Team ?



Son-Of-A-Bitch.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 19, 2018 11:12 PM (fiGNd)

Hell no, ScoggDog! I will never settle for a strap-on.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 19, 2018 11:15 PM (iTpm7)

275 I've been a bad taco ...

Posted by: Teresa del Taco at June 19, 2018 11:16 PM (fiGNd)

276 259

Fox News Channel faces a growing backlash among Hollywood creators that intensified Tuesday following Laura Ingraham's description of "zero tolerance" detention facilities for children separated from their parents as "essentially summer camps."

"Modern Family" co-creator Steve Levitan raised the possibility of no longer working with the 20th Century Fox television studio after tweeting his disgust with Ingraham's remarks.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr



Virtue noted.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 19, 2018 11:16 PM (20X6f)

277 ...Oddly enough, Jim, the talented one drives an F-150.


Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 19, 2018 11:11 PM (iTpm7)



Not surprising. The non-talented ones who drive Subarus are compensating!



*grin*



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 19, 2018 11:16 PM (QzJWU)

278 But by triangulation alone, what they don't know is whether you are in the Happy Endings Massage Clinic at 122 Main Street, or the Christian book store at 122b Main Street.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2018 11:14 PM (WFV7d)
+++++++++
Yup, unless it is a seriously sprawling massage parlor. Thus the difference between "coarse" and "fine" location option on your phone. I don't know if they can trigger your GPS module on remotely without you knowing it. Probably.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2018 11:16 PM (hYcqw)

279 I am told, and I am not an expert on this, that it goes back to the end of the 19th century and the struggle between those who sought collective salvation and and saw the federal government as the power that could enforce morality, and the those who looked to liberty. Prohibition comes from the same place.

Sounds like bullshit to me. The temperance movement (and ultimately Prohibition) was the result of the massive social changes that were brought about by the industrial revolution. You saw a massive migration of people from small agricultural communities to the big cities. This had several effects. First, the social cohesion that was found in small communities was lost. Second, industrialization made alcohol available in massive quantities like never before. Third, you had a lot more people in close proximity, including drunks. Whereas before you might have a small town with one or two drunks who could be dealt with by the community (give them work as laborers, pay their wives or extend credit where needed) now the social support systems were overwhelmed or non-existent. Meanwhile, the increased availability of alcohol on a regular basis created more problems among the population in general. People weren't getting drunk on special occasions, but could get sloshed any night of the week if they chose. Alcohol also went hand in hand with other social problems, such as gambling and prostitution.

Essentially the early temperance movement could be summed up as, "Stop drinking your wife and kids into the poor-house!" It was only when they came to believe that had failed that prohibition took off.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 19, 2018 11:16 PM (Tnhbr)

280 The Feds have to have some involvement in the whole thing due to interstate commerce. If weed is legal in California but illegal in Utah, the question is how do you deal with the transportation from the former to the latter? It's a federal issue, plus you don't necessarily want to end up with Utah Highway Patrol stopping and searching every vehicle that enters the state. At minimum, the Fed Gov should provide guidelines for handling and shipping drugs between states, such as some sort of packaging requirements and possibly a license.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 19, 2018 11:06 PM (Tnhbr)

++++

Nope. Though I don't think they exist anymore, there used to be many "dry" counties, counties that had banned alcohol. It was up to those counties that wanted to have a ban to enforce their ban.

Nobody outside of those counties had to spend one second of time worrying about the problems of law enforcement in those counties in enforcing those bans. They wanted to ban alcohol, that was their prerogative, but the rest of the country could just go about their own business.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 19, 2018 11:16 PM (pvjTE)

281 A High Duchess is one that lives in a weed-friendly state.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 19, 2018 11:16 PM (md3fh)

282 OK, so somebody claims he was mentored by someone
else. Guilt by association requires us to burn the witch of the first
part. Hell, one can assume that Bush 41 was mentored by Reagan, so I
guess Reagan is a no good skunk, right? It's science.


Posted by: Ruthless at June 19, 2018 11:10 PM (md3fh)

I haven't done the Political Compass quiz in a long time, and when I have taken it in the past there is at least a little variation with my results. Some people change a bit over time I guess. But what stood out to me was they placed me smack dab on Milton Friedman.
At the end, they compare your results to their postulations where famous politicians (in this case economists) would land. The other interesting thing is that they placed no politician in the Western World anywhere near Friedman and myself. lol.

Posted by: Quint at June 19, 2018 11:16 PM (n13/j)

283 Posted by: DB Cooper at June 19, 2018 10:59 PM (LU8fy)

Please have one of each for me

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 19, 2018 11:16 PM (3Pma+)

284 Hey Miley, When did you get that promotion to *High* Duchess? Did I miss something? What's the dif between Duchess and High Duchess?


Posted by: cfo mom at June 19, 2018 11:15 PM (RfzVr)




Weed. And lots of it.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 19, 2018 11:17 PM (QzJWU)

285 >
Never said I was a dancer. (And never said I wasn't.) DJ's get tipped by the girls and that money may have been anywhere.
Posted by: cfo mom at June 19, 2018 11:07 PM (RfzVr)



Well, I have been to enough strip bars to know exactly where it has been. If I were a DJ, I would only take PayPal tips.

Posted by: Muad'dib at June 19, 2018 11:17 PM (WRL6O)

286 The market forces at work in a black market are very different from the forces at work in a legal market.
Posted by: [Mr Blair who has a url in his nick] at June 19, 2018 11:13 PM (2lndx)


an Austrian would tell you they are exactly the same: volume, profit per unit and demand.

fun fact, a review of the cost of goods coming through the Union blockade during the Civil war found that items like lace and ribbons actually were fairly low. There was a demand for them, they were low volume and high profit, and so such a volume was imported that it actually suppressed the market.

This is generally the same for all black markets, just that the additional cost of doing business are the results of being caught.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 19, 2018 11:17 PM (2K6fY)

287 I'd be interested only in how they vote.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 19, 2018 11:13 PM (TdMsT)

Me too, but I don't want to spook them. They make a nice focal point in the yard.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 19, 2018 11:17 PM (iTpm7)

288 Thomas Wictor says the rods of God are operational ... so of course we need a space force. Though maybe they operate from the ground, idk
Wictor can be interesting, though at times seems outlandish, or maybe he is just ahead of others ... not sure.

https://twitter.com/ThomasWictor/status
/1009139437198966784

Posted by: illiniwek at June 19, 2018 11:17 PM (bT8Z4)

289 Nope. Though I don't think they exist anymore, there used to be many "dry" counties, counties that had banned alcohol. It was up to those counties that wanted to have a ban to enforce their ban.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 19, 2018 11:16 PM (pvjTE)


You'll still find a few in Kentucky.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 19, 2018 11:18 PM (fiGNd)

290 Me too, but I don't want to spook them. They make a nice focal point in the yard.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 19, 2018 11:17 PM (iTpm7)


Like a conversation piece?

Posted by: Ladyl at June 19, 2018 11:18 PM (TdMsT)

291 >> What's the dif between Duchess and High Duchess?

A few mg of THC in the bloodstream.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 19, 2018 11:19 PM (8O3HH)

292 I have even heard conspirator stories that claim we have actually used the rods of God against the Chinese. Something about mysterious explosions that took out a super computer center. Anyone know anything about that?

Posted by: Ruthless at June 19, 2018 11:19 PM (md3fh)

293 Lesbians eschew Mexican dishes?


Posted by: Count de Monet at June 19, 2018 11:14 PM (QLvwG)

Most Mexican food requires chewing. I thought some green chicken enchiladas would make a nice change.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 19, 2018 11:20 PM (iTpm7)

294 Wut up?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 19, 2018 11:20 PM (lSrgA)

295 125 The problem with Friedman's comparison between doing drugs and overeating is that it's very possible to die the first time you use a drug like heroin or crack or cocaine--or to overdose even with recreational use.It's very difficult to die eating too many cheeseburgers or pizza in one sitting and the heart disease and diabetes that can follow from chronic overeating and obesity that comes with it usually takes YEARS.
Posted by: JoeF. at June 19, 2018 10:39 PM (o1fzk)
------------------------------------
That's one difference.
There's another.

You ever heard of someone downing a few burgers and getting in a brawl? Or smoking a pack of cigarettes, going home, and beating his wife?
Eating a whole cheesecake and running over a pedestrian?

There are certain substances that, when abused, make you more dangerous to OTHERS.

I'm not arguing for or against drug laws, BTW.
Just pointing out that the extent to which behavior "only" affects you varies.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 19, 2018 11:20 PM (0jtPF)

296 I don't approve of legalized marijuana, but I kind of feel like that genie is out of the bottle now, and there's no putting him back in.

I'm now hoping to see more states legalize it, just to take some of that pressure off the real estate market here in the Denver area. I was extremely fortunate to get my condo when I did, because it only took a few months for its estimated value (according to Redfin) to rise above my price range.

I have co-workers who want to become homeowners in the near future, and I'll really feel bad for them if the local market continues on this path. It's just ridiculous!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 19, 2018 11:20 PM (wSC8T)

297 Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 19, 2018 11:16 PM (pvjTE)

You'll still find a few in Kentucky.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 19, 2018 11:18 PM (fiGNd)

And whatever county Lynchburg TN is in.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at June 19, 2018 11:20 PM (EhZNT)

298 This is generally the same for all black markets, just that the additional cost of doing business are the results of being caught.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 19, 2018 11:17 PM (2K6fY)
+++++++
And the biggest of those costs is violence and murder. When you can't adjudicate your differences in court, you do it with a gun. Drugs have negative externalities. I am not convinced that they are worse than the prohibition's externalities like the aforementioned violence, real or perceived difficulties seeking treatment, incarceration for possession crimes, etc.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2018 11:20 PM (hYcqw)

299 >> I will never settle for a strap-on.

How about a Realdoe(tm)?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 19, 2018 11:20 PM (8O3HH)

300 Hey Miley, When did you get that promotion to *High*
Duchess? Did I miss something? What's the dif between Duchess and High
Duchess?


Posted by: cfo mom at June 19, 2018 11:15 PM (RfzVr)

Some excellent weed.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 19, 2018 11:20 PM (iTpm7)

301 I will repost this here in case anyone cares:

Dennis Miller has interviewed Victor Davis Hanson on his podcast, The Dennis Miller Option

https://www.podcastone.com/the-dennis-miller-option

(The episode is so new, it doesn't have it's own URL, it has to be gone to the podcast page.)

Posted by: Kindltot at June 19, 2018 11:20 PM (2K6fY)

302 Is Lesbyterian acceptable or no?

Posted by: Muad'dib at June 19, 2018 11:21 PM (WRL6O)

303 Heart > Slim Whitman

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 19, 2018 11:21 PM (lSrgA)

304 Stripper definitions of laundering money are a bit different

Posted by: lurking grandma at June 19, 2018 11:21 PM (sujqA)

305 Stopping every car would be one helluva 4th amendment problem, as Nebraska learned (they didn't pursue it) - but someone would definitely have to fight it all the way up.
There would need to be some regulatory structure for shipments, since the package could transit a non-legal state. There would need to be some federal involvement in all likelihood, but ultimately, I'd like to see this power devolved to the states where it belongs.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2018 11:12 PM (hYcqw)


I remember reading about some dry county that used to stop Amtrak trains and search them. Anyone with a drink was fined. Amtrak stopped serving booze whenever the train passed into the county.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 19, 2018 11:21 PM (Tnhbr)

306 I will also add that Larry Correia's on a podcast, The Tom Woods Show

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yasuzt7p

Posted by: Kindltot at June 19, 2018 11:21 PM (2K6fY)

307 Waves at Helena

Hello all!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 19, 2018 11:22 PM (mMeIQ)

308

A billboard off of I-40 in Texas has quickly gathered attention on social media for its political message.

The billboard says, "Liberals, Please continue on I-40 until you have left our GREAT STATE OF TEXAS."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2018 11:22 PM (IqV8l)

309 >> Is Lesbyterian acceptable or no?

Depends on if they believe in penidestination or not.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 19, 2018 11:22 PM (8O3HH)

310 Not surprising. The non-talented ones who drive Subarus are compensating!







*grin*







Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX



Posted by: Jim at June 19, 2018 11:16 PM (QzJWU)
The other one might have driven a Subaru in the past. She doesn't drive anymore.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 19, 2018 11:22 PM (iTpm7)

311 I remember reading about some dry county that used to stop Amtrak trains and search them. Anyone with a drink was fined. Amtrak stopped serving booze whenever the train passed into the county.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 19, 2018 11:21 PM (Tnhbr)
++++++++
I'm surprised. I thought RR rights of way were differently regulated.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2018 11:23 PM (hYcqw)

312 You don' eschew your food, you get estomach ache.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 19, 2018 11:23 PM (lSrgA)

313 Most Mexican food requires chewing. I thought some green chicken enchiladas would make a nice change.


Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 19, 2018 11:20 PM (iTpm7)

Ah yes, the tasty pollo verde enhiladas. A perineal favorite.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 19, 2018 11:23 PM (QLvwG)

314 (The episode is so new, it doesn't have it's own URL, it has to be gone to the podcast page.)

Posted by: Kindltot at June 19, 2018 11:20 PM (2K6fY)

++++

Challenge accepted.

https://www.podcastone.com/episode/Victor-Davis-Hanson

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 19, 2018 11:23 PM (pvjTE)

315 Weed. And lots of it.







Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX



Posted by: Jim at June 19, 2018 11:17 PM (QzJWU)

You know your feral Duchesses, Jim!

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 19, 2018 11:23 PM (iTpm7)

316 Posted by: Muad'dib at June 19, 2018 11:17 PM (WRL6O)

If you can make maple syrup you certainly can make soap

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 19, 2018 11:23 PM (3Pma+)

317 an Austrian would tell you they are exactly the same: volume, profit per unit and demand.

Fair enough; I was talking about the second-order effects that involve concentration to evade interdiction (volume must be decreased to increase the chance of getting through the blockade) and then adulteration once through the blockade (volume must be increased to make a profit). Demand, also, has different second-order effects, since customer dissatisfaction must be handled differently than in a legal market.

This generally combines to make illegal drugs more dangerous the longer they are illegal; and the illegal drug market more violent the longer they are illegal.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at June 19, 2018 11:24 PM (2lndx)

318 Hey wds!!

Hope you didn't get any hail...

Posted by: Helena Hanbasket at June 19, 2018 11:24 PM (0ReGO)

319 Like a conversation piece?

Posted by: Ladyl at June 19, 2018 11:18 PM (TdMsT)

More like a reflecting pond.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 19, 2018 11:24 PM (iTpm7)

320 What? You have to have a comfy chair at your work site. Like the wooden boat builders of olden times, you need a comfy chair sited where you can see the boat under construction. Sometimes, in the design specs, or during early stages of construction, decisions are made that cause trouble in later stages of construction, and in those case, you have to retreat to the comfy chair where you can contemplate the situation. The wooden boat builders called it 'the moaning chair.'
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 19, 2018 10:29 PM (roQNm)

This is soooo true! Time spent thoughtfully contemplating one's next move in an ongoing struggle is never wasted time. Sometimes, you will go ahead and do the thing that was first to come to mind, but often enough, you will have an epiphany, and say to yourself, "Self, there's a better way to do this, that gets the job done faster and safer, and better." And those breakthroughs only come to those who stop and put on their thinking caps.

Here at stately Peon Manor, I was on/off the tractor all afternoon, moving parts engines from the barn to the truck box at the bottom of my lot. I spent a lot of time sitting on the tractor, gaming out the moves to get the most shit moved for the least expenditure of Peon muscle power. Climbing into and out of the tractor seat is a chore, especially when you have already done it 20 times today.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2018 11:25 PM (WFV7d)

321

Indira Gandhi with Slim Whitman in Concert - 1981

https://youtu.be/XRShqOOmHNw

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2018 11:25 PM (IqV8l)

322 >If you can make maple syrup you certainly can make soap
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 19, 2018 11:23 PM (3Pma+)



Maybe CBD would prefer that on French Toast.

Posted by: Muad'dib at June 19, 2018 11:25 PM (WRL6O)

323 >> A perineal favorite.

'Taint nuttin' to it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 19, 2018 11:25 PM (8O3HH)

324 Yup, unless it is a seriously sprawling massage
parlor. Thus the difference between "coarse" and "fine" location option
on your phone. I don't know if they can trigger your GPS module on
remotely without you knowing it. Probably.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2018 11:16 PM



I'm not always entirely all these soft switches on my phone, etc. actually do what they purport to do...


If even Zuckerburger puts tape over his camera lens, one should assume the worst!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 19, 2018 11:26 PM (uBwtW)

325 They are not the product of natural disasters, JT. They came here to hang out before their next migration.
Like me. I'm migratory.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 19, 2018 10:31 PM (iTpm7)

Are they hardtop lesbians, or convertible? Inquiring minds want to know.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2018 11:26 PM (WFV7d)

326
CFO Mom is just having us on.

Posted by: Muad'dib at June 19, 2018 10:59 PM (WRL6O)


Ah, get off my lawn. There was no Paypal when I was working. Hell, there were no cell phones.

There were no *lap dances* either.

Posted by: cfo mom at June 19, 2018 11:26 PM (RfzVr)

327 Had us a fine t-storm today, complete with golf-ball sized hail. My truck received a few dimples, but nothing I'm gonna worry about. (Same truck got hit by a much harder storm four years ago-Had to replace the hood and all the roof seals. oddly, the windshield was un-cracked.) Hell, it's not like I plan to trade it in. I love my truck. I'm gonna keep it 'til I die. All's I need is some nice off-road tires, and I'm set for my golden years.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at June 19, 2018 11:26 PM (EhZNT)

328 Proud to say that I gave Slim Whitman much airplay on the college show I hosted back in the 80's! Leon Redbone was a close second...

Posted by: Boob money accepted here at June 19, 2018 11:26 PM (bzqZP)

329 Ah yes, the tasty pollo verde enhiladas. A perineal favorite.


Posted by: Count de Monet at June 19, 2018 11:23 PM (QLvwG)

I don't think that's where they go...

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 19, 2018 11:26 PM (iTpm7)

330 Once I was in a band called the Wet Money band.

Posted by: navybrat, up tooo late at June 19, 2018 11:26 PM (w7KSn)

331
Like the picture up top. I'm partial to anything that shows our flag in a positive manner.
We fly a flag 24/7 at our house, in accord with flag protocol, just as my father did.
It is done to honor the country and is a tradition stretching back for as long as we have record--there is a picture of a flag flying at every house.
It's also a reminder that defending the country does not always entail shouldering a rifle. There's a civic side that too often is overlooked because it isn't bold and dramatic--just requires patience.

It is where you and I CAN make a difference, minuscule though it nay seem.
Something to keep in mind when the oratory from the left gets out of hand.


Posted by: irongrampa at June 19, 2018 11:27 PM (S/hVx)

332 I spent more time than I wanted to "talking" to Friedman's famous acolyte & disciple, Judge Richard Posner, until recently of the 7th CCA.

He is a compleat asshole & perhaps the rudest, most obnoxious cocksucker ever to walk planet earth. Kind of predisposes me not to be overly fond of his mentor.
Posted by: strawdog at June 19, 2018 11:04 PM (Cssks)


That's libertarians (and too many Austrians) in general.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 19, 2018 11:27 PM (Tnhbr)

333 Milton Friedman unfortunately did what the Left always does. He made illogical comparisons.

Posted by: I am Spartacus at June 19, 2018 11:27 PM (2DOZq)

334 You'll still find a few in Kentucky.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 19, 2018 11:18 PM (fiGNd)

The county where Jack Daniels is made is dry. Texas for sure had them along with NC. I bet there are more than people think but have not looked into it.

Posted by: Quint at June 19, 2018 11:27 PM (n13/j)

335 MisHum, yes; and if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 19, 2018 11:27 PM (wSC8T)

336 Errr, always entirely SURE...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 19, 2018 11:27 PM (uBwtW)

337 Prothonotary Warbler,
I suspect there might also be an increase of suicide and suicide attempts among teenagers. I got into a discussion about it with my doctor when his kids were in high school. He was telling me how many attempts and suicides there had been, and it was a small high school.
When there is an increase, whether men, women, or kids, it is a concern. It's so rough on family members.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 19, 2018 11:27 PM (+lVUW)

338 Are they hardtop lesbians, or convertible? Inquiring minds want to know.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2018 11:26 PM (WFV7d)

They're hardtops.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 19, 2018 11:27 PM (iTpm7)

339 303 Heart > Slim Whitman

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 19, 2018 11:21 PM (lSrgA)

++++

In general, true. But, of the tunes on offer tonight, I'd have to go with Slim. Alone was not one of Heart's better tunes. I think they ran out of steam on their previous album, the self-titled Heart.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 19, 2018 11:28 PM (pvjTE)

340 I actually saw Slim Whitman live once. He was a warm-up act for an indoor soccer game in Atlanta.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 19, 2018 11:28 PM (wszSn)

341 It was nice, lin-duh, thanks for asking.

Only a dozen people, including us. The g-babies stole the show, of course.
XX is reading along with me about how to take care of lesbians, in case we come across any in the wild...
He's having second thoughts about meeting you guys.
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 19, 2018 10:35

As should anyone w/ 2 brain cells!

j/k I've been to a small WI MoMee and the infamous GNAMM17. Every single person was a delight to meet, not a clinker in the bunch.

Glad the wedding went well. Are you still in IL? We need to have an IL MoMee someday.

Posted by: Farmer at June 19, 2018 11:28 PM (yJ1e6)

342 This generally combines to make illegal drugs more dangerous the longer they are illegal; and the illegal drug market more violent the longer they are illegal.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at June 19, 2018 11:24 PM (2lndx)


The beauty of Fifty States. Let each one decide for themselves.

Weed is the Gateway to Drug Hell ? Should be easy enough to figure out ... just observe the States that legalized go to shit.

Or ... Legal Weed is Okey-Dokey ... well that oughta' be easy enough to figure out too. Just watch the States that legalize it go on with life.

My bet ? It just chaps somebody's Weed is the Devil's Workshop crowd that somebody the next state over might be smokin' a joint. Tyranny of the Well Intentioned.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 19, 2018 11:28 PM (fiGNd)

343 A perineal favorite.


Posted by: Count de Monet at June 19, 2018 11:23 PM


ISWYDT...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 19, 2018 11:28 PM (uBwtW)

344 I actually saw Slim Whitman live once. He was a warm-up act for an indoor soccer game in Atlanta.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

...and the best part of the evening.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 19, 2018 11:29 PM (wszSn)

345 >>>>The ONT has been quite critical of Elon Musk's Tesla.

Lemme guess - "Teh Russians tried to undermine it"?

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 19, 2018 11:29 PM (iTpm7)

346 Most Mexican food requires chewing. I thought some green chicken enchiladas would make a nice change.




Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 19, 2018 11:20 PM (iTpm7)

not so sure you should be eating green chicken

Posted by: Quint at June 19, 2018 11:29 PM (n13/j)

347 319 Like a conversation piece?

Posted by: Ladyl at June 19, 2018 11:18 PM (TdMsT)

More like a reflecting pond.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 19, 2018 11:24 PM (iTpm7)



They're that moist? Holy cow.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 19, 2018 11:29 PM (TdMsT)

348 But sock money is all I got!

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 19, 2018 11:29 PM (LWu6U)

349 I actually saw Slim Whitman live once. He was a warm-up act for an indoor soccer game in Atlanta.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 19, 2018 11:28 PM (wszSn)

That makes me sad...

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at June 19, 2018 11:30 PM (EhZNT)

350 Sorry Muad'dib, meant to be quoting If I were a DJ, I would only take PayPal tips.

Miley, thank you. Now I get it.

Posted by: cfo mom at June 19, 2018 11:30 PM (RfzVr)

351 an Austrian would tell you they are exactly the same: volume, profit per unit and demand.
This is generally the same for all black
markets, just that the additional cost of doing business are the results
of being caught. Posted by: Kindltot

supply and demand ... well sure, those are market forces. But in a free country with law enforcement, the "forces" are government (ideally not corrupt). But in the black market of drugs or sex, the competition can kill you to gain market share.

Sure, that is "a market force" but a rather impossible to build an economic system based on it. The "black market" is ruled by he who is most ruthless and cunning, not necessarily the better product or things more generally considered to be "economics". imo The other supply/demand thingy is a lesser factor than which gang runs the neighborhood.

Posted by: illiniwek at June 19, 2018 11:30 PM (bT8Z4)

352 Well ... that's it for me.

Don't do drugs kids !!!

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 19, 2018 11:30 PM (fiGNd)

353 340 I actually saw Slim Whitman live once. He was a warm-up act for an indoor soccer game in Atlanta.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 19, 2018 11:28 PM (wszSn)

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Soccer is okay, I guess. There's nothing sadder than being the opening act for a quoits match.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 19, 2018 11:30 PM (lSrgA)

354 Even before their recent merger with Random House, Penguin published an unbelievable amount of sheer dreck. It's sales rep admitted it every time he came by for my orders. It's a shame because Penguin, Random House, and all their subsidiaries used to publish excellent stuff.

OTOH -- my favorite DAW author should be safe; she's a lesbian, thus checking two boxes. My favorite Putnam author might be in trouble, though, since she only checks one box that I'm aware of.

Posted by: Deplorable Lady with Only Two Deplorable Cats at June 19, 2018 11:30 PM (r8hRR)

355
bing doesn't understand hardtop lesbians, keeps suggestion hardcore lesbian porn.

Hafta delete my search history again.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 19, 2018 11:31 PM (roQNm)

356 In other news, I've got my books all packed, and now I'm looking for rentals. I'm more excited about this move than I was yesterday. I think Columbus may have more of my interests within a reasonable distance than Southern California.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 19, 2018 11:31 PM (Tnhbr)

357 322 >If you can make maple syrup you certainly can make soap
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 19, 2018 11:23 PM (3Pma+)



Maybe CBD would prefer that on French Toast.
Posted by: Muad'dib at June 19, 2018 11:25 PM (WRL6O)


Can't be any worse than salt

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 19, 2018 11:31 PM (3Pma+)

358 There's a simple solution to children being separated from parents when they cross the border illegally. Don't cross the border illegally. I'm surprised no one has thought of that.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 19, 2018 11:31 PM (+lVUW)

359 XX is reading along with me about how to take care of lesbians, in case we come across any in the wild...

He's having second thoughts about meeting you guys.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 19, 2018 10:35



No lesbians have been harmed in this production. They participate of their own free will.

Even though they showed up during nude sunbathing time, which they weren't supposed to do.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 19, 2018 11:31 PM (iTpm7)

360 The county where Jack Daniels is made is dry. Texas for sure had them along with NC. I bet there are more than people think but have not looked into it.

Posted by: Quint at June 19, 2018 11:27 PM (n13/j)

++++

You are correct, sir.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dry_county

Many more than I would have guessed. Especially since I guessed zero.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 19, 2018 11:31 PM (pvjTE)

361 >330 Once I was in a band called the Wet Money band.
Posted by: navybrat, up tooo late at June 19, 2018 11:26 PM (w7KS



LMAO

Posted by: Muad'dib at June 19, 2018 11:31 PM (WRL6O)

362 I think they ran out of steam on their previous album, the self-titled Heart.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous
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Too bad Ann never learned when to stop with the donuts.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 19, 2018 11:32 PM (wszSn)

363 Quoits?

Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2018 11:32 PM (+lOpA)

364 Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 19, 2018 11:29 PM (iTpm7)

Government teat money sucking bastard who thrives on a Ponzi scheme

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 19, 2018 11:33 PM (3Pma+)

365 not so sure you should be eating green chicken


Posted by: Quint at June 19, 2018 11:29 PM (n13/j)

I'm building up my resistance before the apocalypse.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 19, 2018 11:33 PM (iTpm7)

366 The Wet Money Band did accept underball dollars.

Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2018 11:33 PM (+lOpA)

367 >> I was in a band called the Wet Money band.


I was in a surf band that had an instumental tune called Wet Money.

Posted by: garrett at June 19, 2018 11:33 PM (+FSZM)

368 I had a good Thomas Jefferson quoit, but I don't want to get banhammered.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 19, 2018 11:33 PM (lSrgA)

369 Yeah, Nerdygirl, suicide is just a terrible thing in general. We should be trying to discourage everyone from going that route.

Not just women. Everyone.

I really hope this push to make suicide specifically a women's issue fails for that reason. Men are still by far the majority of suicides, and suicidal men need that help just as much as suicidal women do.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 19, 2018 11:33 PM (wSC8T)

370 KD Lang CDs and weed?
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 19, 2018 10:38 PM (Tnhbr)

Oh man, you need to hear the song, "Brenda" by the Reverend Billy C. Wirtz. It is a huge hoot. I cannot find it on the Ewe Toobs, sadly. But mention is made of KD Lang.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2018 11:34 PM (WFV7d)

371 There's a simple solution to children being separated from parents when they cross the border illegally. Don't cross the border illegally. I'm surprised no one has thought of that.
Posted by: nerdygirl
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That doesn't produce red meat for the hateful Left, and the MSM. Oops. Redundant.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 19, 2018 11:34 PM (CmqYE)

372 bing doesn't understand hardtop lesbians, keeps suggestion hardcore lesbian porn.

Hafta delete my search history again.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 19, 2018 11:31 PM (roQNm)

Oddly enough, the safest bet is Urban Dictionary. They deliver definitions and explanations without links or all the other icky things that make one appear to be Hairy Reed or Pete Townsend.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at June 19, 2018 11:34 PM (EhZNT)

373 Do green eggs beget green chickens, or do green chickens beget green eggs? A question for the ages.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 19, 2018 11:34 PM (md3fh)

374 I hope PDT sticks to his guns and drives the Left and the MSM crazier than they are. All of this angst and drama since 2016 because a corrupt, fall-down drunk cannot accept the fact that shd lost an election. Hell isn't hot enough for HRC.

Posted by: Jmel at June 19, 2018 11:34 PM (OeWgo)

375 CFO mom, I assure you that when I went to strip clubs, if I ever did, we paid in wampum and gold coins. Cell phones? Nope.

Posted by: Muad'dib at June 19, 2018 11:34 PM (WRL6O)

376 No lesbians have been harmed in this production. They participate of their own free will.

Even though they showed up during nude sunbathing time, which they weren't supposed to do.


Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 19, 2018 11:31 PM (iTpm7)


Maybe they were checking out if the grass was greener on the other side?

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 19, 2018 11:34 PM (QLvwG)

377
Slim Whitman, the man, the legend:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y78dtSvzWc4

I wonder if the musical lesbian lay Una Poloma Blanca?

I wonder if lesbians like Slim Whitman in general. You know, like gays like show tunes or something.

And here's Slim on Carson, back in '81.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFY9eOgExXY

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 19, 2018 11:35 PM (8O3HH)

378 They're that moist? Holy cow.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 19, 2018 11:29 PM (TdMsT)

No, no - I meant intellectual reflection. A point of contemplation. Their camp is pleasing to the eye.
I miss camping with Timmy.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 19, 2018 11:35 PM (iTpm7)

379 CREEPING OUT SARA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDQZQMuahtg

Posted by: NO/FX at June 19, 2018 11:35 PM (+FSZM)

380 Test

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 19, 2018 11:35 PM (mMeIQ)

381 Hi Westminster! You passed.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 19, 2018 11:36 PM (md3fh)

382 No one mentioned me?

Posted by: Melissa Etheridge at June 19, 2018 11:36 PM (UiRxW)

383 "Modern Family" co-creator Steve Levitan raised the possibility of no longer working with the 20th Century Fox television studio after tweeting his disgust with Ingraham's remarks.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr


So set up a refugee tent city in his neighborhood, and send several hundred of the children to his kids' school.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 19, 2018 11:36 PM (+lVUW)

384 Essentially the early temperance movement could be
summed up as, "Stop drinking your wife and kids into the poor-house!"
It was only when they came to believe that had failed that prohibition
took off.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 19, 2018 11:16 PM (Tnhbr)


I am not an expert on this, and only brushed over it. Some of what I have read is suspect, other bits are probably slanted.
The analysis I read was about the growth of the feeling that this was something a government had to deal with and not churches or communities.

And that had to overcome the idea that it was possible to enforce morality (this comes from some of the New England states as founded) and that to failure for individuals to act morally hurt the rest (which is a collective salvation idea, which pops its head up in the religious and social movements in the later 1800's)

All along since the enlightenment there had been arguments about moral behavior and the whole beer vs evil spirits, but the idea that this was a government thing was the demented policies of those insane Europeans like Bismarck and Louis Napoleon III!

Posted by: Kindltot at June 19, 2018 11:36 PM (2K6fY)

385 Starbucks will close 150 stores in 2019. Is their wokeness losing money or are people finding out there are coffee shops out there that don't sell burnt coffee?

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at June 19, 2018 11:37 PM (H80UQ)

386 Once you play one gig, one time, behind chickenwire, dignity is firmly in the rear view mirror.

Posted by: navybrat, up tooo late at June 19, 2018 11:37 PM (w7KSn)

387 380 Test
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 19, 2018 11:35 PM (mMeIQ)

*dons reading glasses, reads notes on clipboard*

You pass.

*removes glasses*

Good thing you studied.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at June 19, 2018 11:37 PM (EhZNT)

388 No one mentioned me?
Posted by: Melissa Etheridge
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140

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 19, 2018 11:37 PM (CmqYE)

389 Melissa Etheridge was the most talented untalented person ever.

Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2018 11:37 PM (+lOpA)

390 Government teat money sucking bastard who thrives on a Ponzi scheme

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 19, 2018 11:33 PM (3Pma+)

I was confused at first, because I thought you were talking about my lesbians. There aren't enough of them for a Ponzi scheme, or even a pyramid scheme. Because I will not be on the bottom this time, not even if there's a gap to be filled..

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 19, 2018 11:38 PM (iTpm7)

391 Ok now.......hello all!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 19, 2018 11:38 PM (mMeIQ)

392
Ninety-nine red balloons
Floating in the summer sky
Panic lads, it's a red alert
There's something here from somewhere else

Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at June 19, 2018 11:38 PM (e8kgV)

393 386 Once you play one gig, one time, behind chickenwire, dignity is firmly in the rear view mirror.
Posted by: navybrat, up tooo late at June 19, 2018 11:37 PM (w7KSn)

---------

Sometimes it's hard
To be a woman...

Posted by: Jake Blues at June 19, 2018 11:38 PM (lSrgA)

394 Melissa Etheridge was the most talented untalented person ever.
Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2018 11:37 PM (+lOpA)

--------

Cheryl Crowe would kick her narrow ass.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 19, 2018 11:39 PM (lSrgA)

395 388 No one mentioned me?
Posted by: Melissa Etheridge
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140
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 19, 2018 11:37 PM (CmqYE)
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Snap!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2018 11:39 PM (UiRxW)

396 >> keeps suggestion hardcore lesbian porn.

Hafta delete my search history again.

---------------------

If ain't hardcore, it ain't worth it anyway. Softcore is like non-alcoholic booze. Worse than nothing.

And put your browser in "private mode" aka/ porn mode.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 19, 2018 11:39 PM (8O3HH)

397 322 >If you can make maple syrup you certainly can make soap
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 19, 2018 11:23 PM (3Pma+)



Maybe CBD would prefer that on French Toast.
Posted by: Muad'dib at June 19, 2018 11:25 PM (WRL6O)


Can't be any worse than salt

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 19, 2018 11:31 PM (3Pma+)




Just give CBD one of Weinstien's used Ficus.

He'd then have plenty of salty syrup for his French Toast.


*shudder*

*brain bleach*



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 19, 2018 11:39 PM (QzJWU)

398 I'm not arguing for or against drug laws, BTW.

Just pointing out that the extent to which behavior "only" affects you varies.



Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 19, 2018 11:20 PM (0jtPF)

I am not defending legalized drugs here either because I don't support them. But someone like Friedman would likely argue that the drugs in the cases you mentioned were used in the wrong place. What if the person only smoked dope at home and did not drive or get in fights? Should that be a crime?

And yes I realize society does not work that way. There are way too many idiots for people to make private decisions that affect no one else. It is an interesting issue though, because if people COULD act responsibly, it would be more difficult to come up with reasons for bans . I have said before that so many of our problems, including gun crime etc are societal problems, the problem is society, the bans are just ways to try to mitigate the harm.

Posted by: Quint at June 19, 2018 11:40 PM (n13/j)

399 Cheryl Crowe would kick her narrow ass.
Posted by: Cicero
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Is this about overuse of toilet paper?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 19, 2018 11:40 PM (lpszU)

400 Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 19, 2018 11:23 PM (pvjTE)

How the Hell did you do that? I tried for five freaking minutes to make that happen.

Criminy. I have to turn in my Secret Master of the Internet (Aluminum grade) badge and my Frisian cap with the bobble.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 19, 2018 11:40 PM (2K6fY)

401 LIZA AND LOUISE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdXMGUxnLDs

Posted by: NO/FX at June 19, 2018 11:40 PM (+FSZM)

402 Lol Pug.......my posts weren't posting.

Hope you and the lovely Mrs. Pug are doing well

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 19, 2018 11:40 PM (mMeIQ)

403 Maybe they were checking out if the grass was greener on the other side?


Posted by: Count de Monet at June 19, 2018 11:34 PM (QLvwG)

My brother doesn't want to be seen as trying to convert them, which is pretty cis-normative of him.
Mind you, we don't know for certain that one or more of them don't have penises. You can't really assume anything nowadays.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 19, 2018 11:41 PM (iTpm7)

404

And put your browser in "private mode" aka/ porn mode.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 19, 2018 11:39 PM (8O3HH)

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I like those MedicAlert bracelets that say, "in the event of a medical emergency, clear my browser history."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 19, 2018 11:42 PM (lSrgA)

405 389 Melissa Etheridge was the most talented untalented person ever.
Posted by: eleven



She had a song template and she used it repeatedly. If you heard one of her songs, you heard them all.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 19, 2018 11:43 PM (20X6f)

406 Fair enough; I was talking about the second-order
effects that involve concentration to evade interdiction (volume must be
decreased to increase the chance of getting through the blockade) and
then adulteration once through the blockade (volume must be increased to
make a profit). Demand, also, has different second-order effects, since
customer dissatisfaction must be handled differently than in a legal
market.



This generally combines to make illegal drugs more dangerous the
longer they are illegal; and the illegal drug market more violent the
longer they are illegal.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at June 19, 2018 11:24 PM (2lndx)


And I am glad you put it that way, you have stated my case more clearly than I could have, though I ignored the violence part of the equation since I was just talking about blockade runners and legal market prices.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 19, 2018 11:43 PM (2K6fY)

407 Posted by: DailyDish at June 19, 2018 10:43

At least Brazile is a little more sane than Juan Williams. She does have a disgust for HRC.

Posted by: Farmer at June 19, 2018 11:43 PM (yJ1e6)

408 I like those MedicAlert bracelets that say, "in the event of a medical emergency, clear my browser history."
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 19, 2018 11:42 PM (lSrgA)



Said everyone ever.

Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2018 11:43 PM (+lOpA)

409 She had a song template and she used it repeatedly. If you heard one of her songs, you heard them all.
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 19, 2018 11:43 PM (20X6f)

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*ahem*

Posted by: Joan Jett at June 19, 2018 11:43 PM (lSrgA)

410 Hi Miley! Other than the lesbians, how goes it?

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 19, 2018 11:44 PM (mMeIQ)

411 Leash laws?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 19, 2018 10:31 PM (3Pma+)

Nunno - they're free range lesbians.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 19, 2018 11:44 PM (iTpm7)

412 >> "in the event of a medical emergency, clear my browser history."

I'm trying to remember this comedy bit about an advertisement for a service, that if, you met an unexpected demise, they would come in an clean things up, you know getting rid or your porn stash, fleshlights, etc, etc, so your family wouldn't find it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 19, 2018 11:44 PM (8O3HH)

413 Free range lesbians are lower in cholesterol.

Posted by: Muad'dib at June 19, 2018 11:45 PM (WRL6O)

414 Nunno - they're free range lesbians.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 19, 2018 11:44 PM (iTpm7)


Doesn't mean they don't like the occasional collar and leash...

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 19, 2018 11:45 PM (Tnhbr)

415 And put your browser in "private mode" aka/ porn mode.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 19, 2018 11:39 PM

Well, google and microsoft keep your search history on their servers, and you have to go to their website and ask them to delete your search history.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 19, 2018 11:46 PM (roQNm)

416 What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Tracy Chapman at June 19, 2018 11:46 PM (UiRxW)

417 402 Lol Pug.......my posts weren't posting.

Hope you and the lovely Mrs. Pug are doing well
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 19, 2018 11:40 PM (mMeIQ)

We're doing well. I hope you and yours are doing well too.

Been able to dodge the hail this week? This is all thanks to Hurricane Bud come out of Mexico. Which is funny, because my boss's name is Bud, and he likes visiting Mexico. So we were all yelling at him this afternoon. Good thing he's got a sense of humor.


Rilly, rilly good sense of humor.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at June 19, 2018 11:46 PM (EhZNT)

418 Free range lesbians are lower in cholesterol.
Posted by: Muad'dib
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Gamy though. A couple walked past the other day and the BO was eye-watering.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 19, 2018 11:47 PM (Ip71V)

419 "...they would come in an clean things up, ..."
Sounds like a public offering waiting to happen.

Posted by: navybrat, up tooo late at June 19, 2018 11:47 PM (w7KSn)

420 Good night, everyone!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 19, 2018 11:48 PM (wSC8T)

421 What am I, chopped liver?
Posted by: Tracy Chapman
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Wasn't she hooked up with some celeb for a while?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 19, 2018 11:48 PM (Ip71V)

422 416 What am I, chopped liver?
Posted by: Tracy Chapman at June 19, 2018 11:46 PM (UiRxW)



Tracy Chapman is assistant Melissa Ethridge.

Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2018 11:48 PM (+lOpA)

423 Gamy though. A couple walked past the other day and the BO was eye-watering.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 19, 2018 11:47 PM (Ip71V)

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Really? Usually the lumberjack shirt does a pretty good job of containing it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 19, 2018 11:48 PM (lSrgA)

424 Wasn't she hooked up with some celeb for a while?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 19, 2018 11:48 PM (Ip71V)



Ted Danson.

Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2018 11:48 PM (+lOpA)

425 Scientists are also studying the flavor characteristics of different wheys and the spirits they produce.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2018 11:04 PM (IqV8l)

No whey, Jose!

Posted by: Every Rum distillery, ever at June 19, 2018 11:49 PM (WFV7d)

426 I guess I will have to send the 'Guide to FBI Spygate' article to my Senators, Murray and Cantwell. I am sure they would be interested and would use it to guide their understanding of what to avoid asking.

That was a very informative article. The man knows his stuff.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 19, 2018 11:49 PM (Zskvw)

427 Tracy Chapman is assistant Melissa Ethridge.
Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2018 11:48 PM (+lOpA)
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I had heard quite a bit of Tracy Chapman but never seen a picture of a music video. I was disbelieving when my brother informed me that she's a woman. She really sounds like a dude in her music.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2018 11:49 PM (hYcqw)

428 Wasn't she hooked up with some celeb for a while?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

Ah, yes, Alice Walker.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 19, 2018 11:50 PM (LUV9/)

429 We're beginning to feel like fourth-raters around here...

Posted by: Indigo Girls at June 19, 2018 11:51 PM (UiRxW)

430 Well heck. I'm out.

'Night, Horde.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at June 19, 2018 11:51 PM (EhZNT)

431 428 Wasn't she hooked up with some celeb for a while?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

Ah, yes, Alice Walker.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 19, 2018 11:50 PM (LUV9/)



You can't answer you.

Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2018 11:51 PM (+lOpA)

432 How the Hell did you do that? I tried for five freaking minutes to make that happen.

Criminy. I have to turn in my Secret Master of the Internet (Aluminum grade) badge and my Frisian cap with the bobble.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 19, 2018 11:40 PM (2K6fY)

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Heh. I followed your link, then clicked on VDH's name, below the latest episode doo-hickey.

Better yet is the mp3 link off to the right (looks like a download arrow). I dislike using all the gizmos different sites have setup for playing podcasts. Just give me the mp3 and I will use my own app to play it.

Thanks for the original link, btw. I haven't listened yet, but the mp3 is waiting for when I get a chance.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 19, 2018 11:51 PM (pvjTE)

433 Slim Whitman looks like Conrad Poohs. I wonder if his teeth could dance.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 19, 2018 11:53 PM (/qEW2)

434 That's libertarians (and too many Austrians) in general.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 19, 2018 11:27 PM (Tnhbr)


Someone, probably Michael Malice (who is defiantly an anarchist *spit*) had commented that prior to the modern days, to be a committed libertarian you had to be such a crank and contra-whatever you were nearly ineligible for human company.


Posted by: Kindltot at June 19, 2018 11:54 PM (2K6fY)

435
You can't answer you.
Posted by: eleven
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My browser/search log will have recorded the source.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 19, 2018 11:54 PM (LUV9/)

436 Maybe it's a Texas thing - I don't think anyone said anything all day about this being JuneTeenth.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2018 11:55 PM (V2Yro)

437 Alright...I'm gonna go listen to some Beck.

You fuckers work it out.

Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2018 11:55 PM (+lOpA)

438 You can't answer you.
Posted by: eleven
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I'm not the boss of me!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 19, 2018 11:56 PM (yScch)

439 Hi Miley! Other than the lesbians, how goes it?

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 19, 2018 11:44 PM (mMeIQ)

Hi WDS! Good up here, how about you?

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 19, 2018 11:56 PM (iTpm7)

440 There's a simple solution to children being separated from parents when they cross the border illegally. Don't cross the border illegally. I'm surprised no one has thought of that.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 19, 2018 11:31

BINGO!

Also most of these kids were sent by their parents on their own, ie separated from their parents by their PARENTS!

It's all BS generated by the left and the media, complete BS. Polls say 70 % of the public buys this, well I say polls LIE all the time.

Anyone w/ 2 brain cells knows this is nonsense.

Posted by: Farmer at June 19, 2018 11:57 PM (yJ1e6)

441
I was trying to find that bit I mentioned above -- no luck, but I ran across an article on people finding terrible things in cleaning out their dead relatives things.

One was some woman devastated by finding grandpa's (betamax) porn stash.

And some of them were pretty bad. One woman found a diary of her mother's that detailed when she was born. THe mother didn't want the child and referred to her as "It". "It was born today", and "They've named It for me."

And another who found out he was the product of date rape, by another man not his father. His mother was drugged and raped, and knocked up. It was kept quiet and they raised the baby.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 19, 2018 11:58 PM (8O3HH)

442 All the scorn heaped on SF is well deserved.
Downtown is a mess.
We pay the homeless to be homeless, give them needles, meals, toilets (not enough) everything.
No one running for mayor deserved my vote, they all had similar positions on sanctuary city status, taxation, administration, you could have voted for any of them and have enjoyed the same outcome.
We have a skyscraper that is off kilter and sinking in to the sidewalk.
The homeless can be divided roughly in to 3 types, those truly down on their luck, those who enjoy the lifestyle or are insane (same thing) and those who are wanted by the law.
My block is being targeted by burglars and they seem to know exactly when no one is home, and they do it broad daylight. I started putting cameras everywhere, even in my car.
Never a dull moment here, let me tell you.

Posted by: navybrat, up tooo late at June 19, 2018 11:59 PM (w7KSn)

443 Downtown is a mess.
We pay the homeless to be homeless, give them needles, meals, toilets (not enough) everything.

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If you want more of something, you subsidize it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 20, 2018 12:00 AM (lSrgA)

444 I don't have kids. But if I did, I can't imagine leaving them to the devices of a coyote without my supervision.

I don't have dad skills. But I know better than that.

Jus' sayin'.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 20, 2018 12:01 AM (UiRxW)

445 Don't assume genitalia. And just because one or both
might have a penis, don't assume the like PIV. That's a heteronormative
assumption.





Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 19, 2018 10:49 PM (8O3HH)

ALL PIV IS RAPE YOU RAPISTS!

Posted by: third-wavers at June 20, 2018 12:01 AM (iTpm7)

446 Someone, probably Michael Malice (who is defiantly an anarchist *spit*) had commented that prior to the modern days, to be a committed libertarian you had to be such a crank and contra-whatever you were nearly ineligible for human company.


Posted by: Kindltot at June 19, 2018 11:54 PM (2K6fY)


I think certain ideas appeal to certain types of people because it fits with how they think. People who are somewhat anti-social/misathropic, or just bad at human interaction, tend to like the philosophy of "leave me completely alone" because they underestimate how human beings act. They tend to overestimate the rationality of the average person. Likewise, a lot of progressives fall for stupid ideas because they are complex and seemingly esoteric, which makes the progressives feel like they are smarter than the rest of us.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 20, 2018 12:01 AM (Tnhbr)

447 I was trying to find that bit I mentioned above -- no luck, but I ran across an article on people finding terrible things in cleaning out their dead relatives things."

People shouldn't keep that stuff around, not hurtful stuff. I've been told very good advice, by a Federal Judge teaching an ethics class, no less, who said "If you've got a secret, take it to the grave." Nobody needs to feel the pain of finding out some shit after you're dead.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 20, 2018 12:03 AM (V2Yro)

448 I was trying to find that bit I mentioned above -- no luck, but I ran across an article on people finding terrible things in cleaning out their dead relatives things.

One was some woman devastated by finding grandpa's (betamax) porn stash.

And some of them were pretty bad. One woman found a diary of her mother's that detailed when she was born. THe mother didn't want the child and referred to her as "It". "It was born today", and "They've named It for me."

And another who found out he was the product of date rape, by another man not his father. His mother was drugged and raped, and knocked up. It was kept quiet and they raised the baby.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 19, 2018 11:58 PM (8O3HH)


I remember reading an advice column where a reader had discovered that her late parents were swingers. Apparently the long-time family friends were more than just friends, and now were pushing to have a continued relationship with the woman, and threatening to reveal everything.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 20, 2018 12:03 AM (Tnhbr)

449 You're sure they're not Russian, right?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 19, 2018 11:09 PM (8O3HH)

Yazig za zubami! These are not peeing lesbians. At least, not on mattresses.

Posted by: third-wavers at June 20, 2018 12:03 AM (iTpm7)

450 Tucker brings the truth again tonight.

Posted by: logprof at June 20, 2018 12:05 AM (e7oj4)

451 Aren't drugs a Federal issue because of tax stamps? You could legally own pot if you bought the tax stamp but you can't buy them.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 20, 2018 12:05 AM (Lqy/e)

452 Someone, probably Michael Malice (who is defiantly an anarchist *spit*)
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I don't know what it is for me. The anarchy is dumb, but that guy just irritates me. He has a shitty little attitude.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 20, 2018 12:05 AM (UiRxW)

453 383 "Modern Family" co-creator Steve Levitan raised the possibility of no longer working with the 20th Century Fox television studio after tweeting his disgust with Ingraham's remarks.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr

So set up a refugee tent city in his neighborhood, and send several hundred of the children to his kids' school.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 19, 2018 11:36 PM (+lVUW)
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That's my dearest fantasy.

And I'd like throngs of these so-called refugees to storm the fences of the rich and powerful who look down their sanctimonious noses at the rest of us.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 20, 2018 12:05 AM (0jtPF)

454 How about a Realdoe(tm)?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 19, 2018 11:20 PM (8O3HH)

Only the finest genuine cock. It's how God made me.

Posted by: third-wavers at June 20, 2018 12:06 AM (iTpm7)

455 Depends on if they believe in penidestination or not.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 19, 2018 11:22 PM (8O3HH)

I have a penidestination. I'm a penitourist.

Posted by: third-wavers at June 20, 2018 12:07 AM (iTpm7)

456 Alright...I'm gonna go listen to some Beck.

You fuckers work it out.
Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2018 11:55 PM (+lOpA)

Jeff Beck? Or that queer guy?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 20, 2018 12:07 AM (9BLnV)

457 >> Only the finest genuine cock. It's how God made me.

Your sock is still on, your Grace.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 20, 2018 12:08 AM (8O3HH)

458 Nite all, work beckoms tomorrow. Be well.

Posted by: Farmer at June 20, 2018 12:09 AM (yJ1e6)

459 >> I have a penidestination. I'm a penitourist.

That made me laugh out loud.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 20, 2018 12:09 AM (8O3HH)

460 /off crazy feminist sock

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 20, 2018 12:10 AM (iTpm7)

461 Greetings Overnightlies. Before I go up and read the post and every syllable of 450+ comments...

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Posted by: mindful webworker - good clean fun at June 20, 2018 12:10 AM (jMD9L)

462 And I'd like throngs of these so-called refugees to storm the fences of the rich and powerful who look down their sanctimonious noses at the rest of us.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 20, 2018 12:05 AM (0jtPF)

This would be so easy to accomplish. Just print up little two-page handouts (in Spanish) showing addresses and driving direction to the homes of politicians and other "elite" who are on record as supporting illegal immigration. "Vaya alla. Ellos van darle comida y dinero."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 20, 2018 12:11 AM (WFV7d)

463 @280,
We've been told Hancock county TN is still dry. I think McMinnville OR might still be a dry town. I think they still exist.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 20, 2018 12:11 AM (Lqy/e)

464 \on crazy feminist sock

Posted by: Lena Dunham at June 20, 2018 12:11 AM (UiRxW)

465 Chris Hahn is a shitstain.

Posted by: logprof at June 20, 2018 12:11 AM (e7oj4)

466 >>/off crazy feminist sock

Yeah, baby. Let me see them feets.

Posted by: Quentin Tarantino, at the ficus at June 20, 2018 12:12 AM (8O3HH)

467 Rich lefties who worry about illegally present kiddies?

Welcome to your eminently domained property.

A Kelo-relocation.

Posted by: Miklos, non Realtor at June 20, 2018 12:12 AM (zCyNd)

468 We've been told Hancock county TN is still dry. I think McMinnville OR might still be a dry town. I think they still exist.


I'll drink to that!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 20, 2018 12:12 AM (IcT7t)

469 That made me laugh out loud.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 20, 2018 12:09 AM (8O3HH)

That's what it's all about, Pear - especially during sex. Or simply talking about it, which is a hell of a lot more common, in my experience.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 20, 2018 12:13 AM (iTpm7)

470 So, Charlottesville was a year ago this month. 1 year. But it definitely feels forever ago. We are in some accelerated timeline. Well, I am. I have toughened up since then; or, gotten use to the new normal of outrage, resistance and codswallop.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 12:13 AM (tQASX)

471 Miley.....doing well! Thanks for asking

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 20, 2018 12:14 AM (mMeIQ)

472 462---This would be so easy to accomplish. Just print up little two-page handouts (in Spanish) showing addresses and driving direction to the homes of politicians and other "elite" who are on record as supporting illegal immigration. "Vaya alla. Ellos van darle comida y dinero."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 20, 2018 12:11 AM (WFV7d)
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Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 20, 2018 12:15 AM (0jtPF)

473 Be well WMDS, hope to see you sometime soon.

Posted by: Farmer at June 20, 2018 12:15 AM (yJ1e6)

474 WRT to dry counties:
http://donmarquis.com/reading-room/pharaoh/

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 20, 2018 12:16 AM (WFV7d)

475 Codswallop is an awesome word.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 20, 2018 12:16 AM (iTpm7)

476 Good gawd, how many people will realize that they're being manipulated by this bullshit "separated families" propaganda?

Posted by: logprof at June 20, 2018 12:17 AM (e7oj4)

477 -----------------------------


Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 20, 2018 12:15 AM (0jtPF)

You understood my fractured Spanish? Woo-hoo!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 20, 2018 12:17 AM (WFV7d)

478 Well crud. Just discovered that I've been spelling Mattock as Maddock. I was trying to rediscover the specialty firefighting tool used in fighting forest fires - Pulaski - which got started when I went looking for the proper spelling of Peavey which is not a pike pole and the tool name I was looking for turns out to be the brand name for audio amplifiers.

Peavey is sometimes called a cant hook. Mattock is sometimes called a grub hoe, and some people call it a kaiser blade, but I call it a sling blade.


Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 20, 2018 12:18 AM (roQNm)

479 Codswallop is an awesome word.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 20, 2018 12:16 AM (iTpm7)
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That's nonsense.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 20, 2018 12:19 AM (UiRxW)

480 Hi Farmer......yes I would hope so but I fear that Y5 is not interested in gnammII

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 20, 2018 12:19 AM (mMeIQ)

481 Let me warm up here with my Indian Love Call.

Posted by: Lieawatha Warren at June 20, 2018 12:19 AM (Tyii7)

482 I think Columbus may have more of my interests within a reasonable distance than Southern California.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile


where are you moving to in Columbus?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 20, 2018 12:19 AM (S6Pax)

483 Peavey is sometimes called a cant hook.


Posted by: Skandia Recluse


*guitar solo*

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 20, 2018 12:20 AM (zfrbv)

484 @476: "Good gawd, how many people will realize that they're being manipulated by this bullshit "separated families" propaganda?"

It's pretty shameless, isn't it?

Emotional pleas shot straight into the veins.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 20, 2018 12:20 AM (I/iGu)

485 Peavey is sometimes called a cant hook. Mattock is sometimes called a grub hoe, and some people call it a kaiser blade, but I call it a sling blade.


Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 20, 2018 12:18 AM (roQNm)

Peavey has a spike on the end; cant hook has no spike.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 20, 2018 12:21 AM (WFV7d)

486 Heh. I've gotten into the habit of using codswallop just recently.

I'm wise beyond my 29 years.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 20, 2018 12:21 AM (lSrgA)

487 477----You understood my fractured Spanish? Woo-hoo!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 20, 2018 12:17 AM (WFV7d)
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Hey, it was quite good!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 20, 2018 12:21 AM (0jtPF)

488
I like balderdash, too.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 20, 2018 12:22 AM (8O3HH)

489 Heap big lovin', baby.

Posted by: Lieawatha Warren at June 20, 2018 12:22 AM (Tyii7)

490 Hey, it was quite good!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 20, 2018 12:21 AM (0jtPF)

Buffs nails.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 20, 2018 12:23 AM (WFV7d)

491 'Blatherskite' has got me where I am today~

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 20, 2018 12:25 AM (zfrbv)

492 pretty good Miller Hanson discussion ... they both seem to feel we may not ever get the real haters to come back to reality. Haters would rather have a nuke war than give trump a victory.

Miller mentions one guy he's known, who asked about tax cuts. Miller says he hear's people say they see more money and they feel it is good. His old friend crosses his arm stubbornly, says "some people just don't know what's good for them". Hate so thick, they will never give Trump credit, or even anything but rebuke ... sad and dangerous.

Posted by: illiniwek at June 20, 2018 12:26 AM (bT8Z4)

493 475 Codswallop is an awesome word.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 20, 2018 12:16 AM (iTpm7)
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Indeed.
Even better than balderdash, although I like that one too.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 20, 2018 12:27 AM (0jtPF)

494 I like balderdash, too.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 20, 2018 12:22 AM (8O3HH)
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Poppycock.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 20, 2018 12:27 AM (UiRxW)

495 Humbug.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 20, 2018 12:29 AM (6FqZa)

496 476 Good gawd, how many people will realize that they're being manipulated by this bullshit "separated families" propaganda?
Posted by: logprof at June 20, 2018 12:17 AM (e7oj4)

HEartlessniss of Drumph amd the SuppORterz of HiM like You WILl Cum to eND Really sooner! WHeN Presedent Obama Gets Bact to PresInenT and Our RigHTfulness; YoU and All CHeTTO sUPPorters are go to JAIL!!!

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein, Brattleboro, VT at June 20, 2018 12:29 AM (wf3RQ)

497 Argle-bargle is a good one too. Nice legal vibe to it.

I've actually used it in briefs.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 20, 2018 12:29 AM (lSrgA)

498 I'm going to say goodnight, Horde.

"Goodnight, Horde!"

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 20, 2018 12:29 AM (iTpm7)

499 Good gawd, how many people will realize that they're being manipulated by this bullshit "separated families" propaganda?
Posted by: logprof at June 20, 2018 12:17 AM (e7oj4)


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Not my mom.

Guaranteed.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 20, 2018 12:30 AM (lSrgA)

500 TFW the bank where you got your first savings account ever makes the ONT, and you have to rush to see if you went to high school with the GAW or his close relative. (Answer: No.)

Posted by: JSchuler at June 20, 2018 12:30 AM (7axIG)

501 Sounds like words from The O'Reilly Factor.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 20, 2018 12:30 AM (IqV8l)

502 Folderol!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 20, 2018 12:33 AM (UiRxW)

503 Horsefeathers!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 20, 2018 12:33 AM (UiRxW)

504 Good gawd, how many people will realize that they're being manipulated by this bullshit "separated families" propaganda?
Posted by: logprof at June 20, 2018 12:17 AM (e7oj4)


My question is why is it just good TV when it's on COPs and bad mojo now?

Posted by: X-ray at June 20, 2018 12:34 AM (IoWN7)

505

TORONTO (AP) - Canada's Senate gave final passage Tuesday to the federal government's bill to legalize cannabis, though Canadians will have to wait at least a couple of months to legally buy marijuana as their country becomes the second in the world to make pot legal nationwide.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 20, 2018 12:35 AM (IqV8l)

506

And I'll keep being hard on Musk and Tesla. Tesla is a cash furnace being fueled by subsidies and investor credulity. Musk has a reality distortion field around him, so who knows how long his venture has. Tesla is a zero. Someone tampering with the software and auctioning off choice bits to competitors doesn't matter when:
- *Physical* quality control is garbage
- No one has been identified as using Tesla's technology in other marketed electric cars.
Tesla buys its batteries and controllers. The software makes the car run, but software is only one of Tesla's many, many problems. The fact that they haven't figured out the manufacturing yet, lose money on every car and looking at expiring subsidies are probably far greater.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2018 10:14 PM (hYcqw


Musk is a Socialist. Said so himself.

This simply proves it.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 20, 2018 12:35 AM (UsCnO)

507 TORONTO (AP) - Canada's Senate gave final passage Tuesday to the federal government's bill to legalize cannabis, though Canadians will have to wait at least a couple of months to legally buy marijuana as their country becomes the second in the world to make pot legal nationwide.


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Yay. The arc of history, man.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 20, 2018 12:35 AM (lSrgA)

508 My grandfather brought a Peavey cant-hook with him from Connecticut when he moved out here in 1921. We still have it. He never called it anything but "Peavey cant-hook."

He had been a lumberjack, or, in the better times, a cook for lumberjacks, in Maine before and during WWI.

We also own several mattocks, and at this juncture I am proud to say I have not had to use one in several years. I will have one in Hell, for sure.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 20, 2018 12:36 AM (H5rtT)

509 Oh yeah... Claptrap, too.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 20, 2018 12:36 AM (UiRxW)

510 Canadian fishing trips are about to get awesome!

Posted by: X-ray at June 20, 2018 12:37 AM (IoWN7)

511

A Las Vegas-based popsicle company has invented boozy push pops for adults who are looking to cool down on a hot summer day with an added bonus.

Buzz Pop Cocktails says each treat has an ABV of 15 percent, which is almost double the alcohol percentage of your average glass of wine.

There are eight flavors, including Pink Paradise, Blueberry Mania, Mango Passion Fruit, Lemon Drop Martini, and Moscow Mule.

All are infused with either vodka, rum, tequila or whiskey.

An 8-pack of the push pops will set you back $99.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 20, 2018 12:37 AM (IqV8l)

512 Shouldn't illegals be released, with a welcome package consisting of a Map of the Homes of the Stars in Spanish, and pre-printed placards with quotes or screenshots of the Facebook and Twitter statements of those Hollywood folks' unlimited, and morally required support for them?

Posted by: Miklos, careful with that answered prayer, Eugene at June 20, 2018 12:37 AM (zCyNd)

513

Nite, all.

Posted by: irongrampa at June 20, 2018 12:39 AM (S/hVx)

514 Buzz Pop Cocktails says each treat has an ABV of 15 percent, which is almost double the alcohol percentage of your average glass of wine.

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Umm, the average wine has 13.5 to 14.5 percent alcohol by volume. I know this.

Carry on.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 20, 2018 12:39 AM (lSrgA)

515 Buzz Pop Cocktails says each treat has an ABV of 15 percent, which is
almost double the alcohol percentage of your average glass of wine
untrue. And I have done my research on this

Posted by: Quint at June 20, 2018 12:40 AM (n13/j)

516 LMAO, Dick Painter is back on Tucker's show.

Posted by: logprof at June 20, 2018 12:40 AM (e7oj4)

517 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 20, 2018 12:39 AM (lSrgA)

lol, birds of a feather, aka wine aficionados. But that is a good idea though. Better than that alcoholic whipped cream from a few years ago.

Posted by: Quint at June 20, 2018 12:41 AM (n13/j)

518 Nite you all

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 20, 2018 12:41 AM (mMeIQ)

519 A friend of mine who went to a minor wannabe-Ivy school told me about a lit prof of hers.

He would announce just before a test/mid-term/final that he wouldn't be present for the exam because he was going to the on-campus watering hole and if they had complaints afterwards they should follow.

The after-exam session was entirely devoted to a game of Made-up or Real Words.

'Poppycock, rooibos, blatherskite', etc. etc. The students had to bet on whether or not the word was authentic or not ... pre-internet days made for some debate.

Eventually someone researched all of the approved words, and only 1 in farce was correct.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 20, 2018 12:41 AM (zfrbv)

520 156

Miley is that what you want them eating out of?

Asking for the girls in the boy scouts.

Posted by: colfax mingo at June 20, 2018 12:42 AM (UedDM)

521 LMAO, Dick Painter is back on Tucker's show.

Posted by: logprof at June 20, 2018 12:40 AM (e7oj4)

Just remember to leave a small section of the small of the back unpainted.

Posted by: Miklos, recalling science from Goldfinger at June 20, 2018 12:42 AM (zCyNd)

522 An 8-pack of the push pops will set you back $99.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 20, 2018 12:37 AM (IqV8l)

what?

Posted by: Quint at June 20, 2018 12:42 AM (n13/j)

523 The fact that Richard Painter had a place of prominence in the W admin speaks more about W than Dick.

Posted by: logprof at June 20, 2018 12:43 AM (e7oj4)

524 An 8-pack of the push pops will set you back $99.---

This is what I latched onto in that story.

Posted by: X-ray at June 20, 2018 12:43 AM (IoWN7)

525 An 8-pack of the push pops will set you back $99.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 20, 2018 12:37 AM (IqV8l)

That's $12.50 each. Pretty damned expensive booze-sicles.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 20, 2018 12:43 AM (1dBkK)

526 An 8-pack of the push pops will set you back $99.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 20, 2018 12:37 AM (IqV8l)



I always wondered why no one made these...but $99 dollars seem pretty steep. I'm thinking I could make a pitcher of Margaritas, pour into popsicle molds, and save a bundle.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 12:45 AM (tQASX)

527 notsothoreau, had a nice craft beer atop the Hotel Oregon in McMinnville about 2 years ago. Don't know the local laws, but the place had a full alcohol menu and I think a full bar.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 20, 2018 12:47 AM (QDnY+)

528 Eventually someone researched all of the approved words, and only 1 in farce was correct.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 20, 2018 12:41 AM (zfrbv)


Is farce french for four?

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 12:47 AM (tQASX)

529 I always wondered why no one made these...but $99 dollars seem pretty steep. I'm thinking I could make a pitcher of Margaritas, pour into popsicle molds, and save a bundle.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 12:45 AM (tQASX)

Sir:

May I be included in your Phase I clinical trials?

Posted by: Miklos, for science at June 20, 2018 12:47 AM (zCyNd)

530 Tesla was unpopular here on the ONT for looking like corporate welfare for global warming.

Bond villain Elon Musk, in one of his recent talks seemed to give the anthrophobic climate change faithful a few reasons to downgrade the hysteria while sounding concerned at the same time.

And just this week he has been a hilarious red-pilled shitposter.

Those who proclaim themselves "socialists" are usually depressing, have no sense of humor & attended an expensive college.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 20, 2018 12:48 AM (rnAwa)

531 I always wondered why no one made these...but $99 dollars seem pretty steep. I'm thinking I could make a pitcher of Margaritas, pour into popsicle molds, and save a bundle.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 12:45 AM (tQASX)


As a DIY recipe you should be able to drive the ABV up with Jello. A couple pills in the mix might help.

Bill Cosby

Posted by: X-ray at June 20, 2018 12:50 AM (IoWN7)

532 Those who proclaim themselves "socialists" are usually depressing, have no sense of humor & attended an expensive college.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 20, 2018 12:48 AM (rnAwa)

And paid a deposit on a Tesla, suckahs!

Posted by: Miklos, for truth! at June 20, 2018 12:50 AM (zCyNd)

533 Cathy Areu is a fucking idiot.

Posted by: logprof at June 20, 2018 12:50 AM (e7oj4)

534 Is the ONT still alive?

Posted by: Surfperch at June 20, 2018 12:50 AM (Lr3FA)

535 Is the ONT still alive?
Posted by: Surfperch at June 20, 2018 12:50 AM (Lr3FA)

Soitanly.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 20, 2018 12:51 AM (1dBkK)

536 I'm going to say goodnight, Horde.

"Goodnight, Horde!"

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 20, 2018 12:29 AM (iTpm7)

I'm glad someone remembers George Burns and Gracie.

Posted by: Miklos, although before my time at June 20, 2018 12:51 AM (zCyNd)

537 Is the ONT still alive?
Posted by: Surfperch at June 20, 2018 12:50 AM (Lr3FA)

Soitanly.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 20, 2018 12:51 AM (1dBkK)

Why I oughtta....

Posted by: Miklos, no Curley fries at present at June 20, 2018 12:53 AM (zCyNd)

538 9 I always wondered why no one made these...but $99 dollars seem pretty steep. I'm thinking I could make a pitcher of Margaritas, pour into popsicle molds, and save a bundle.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 12:45 AM (tQASX)

Sir:

May I be included in your Phase I clinical trials?
Posted by: Miklos, for science at June 20, 2018 12:47 AM (zCyNd)


I'm thinking of all kinds of ones you could make. If they want to, the MoMees should do. I have plenty of barely used Popsicle molds, BPA & gluten free, if someone wants me to send. Then again, I think they are gonna do some shooting...so scratch that.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 12:53 AM (tQASX)

539 Thought Musk was mocking socialists online last week.


But while I am always ready to be edumucated about it, I don't understand the point of his electric cars.


Electric or nat. gas powered Zambonis, I understand - confined area, people, desire for zero emissions, vehicle doesn't go very far and is always close to a plug.


Some other nice applications, with mostly the same considerations, sure.


But a consumer car, to drive around the vast (by world standards) US? Why? What's the point?


I'm just not bothering with the quintessentially idiotic "environmental" crap, since there is no "problem" (AGW) to worry about, and producing these cars and the power to run them equals or exceeds the "environmental impact" (itself a 95% false concept).

Posted by: rhomboid at June 20, 2018 12:53 AM (QDnY+)

540 impact of conventional vehicles powered by real, rational energy-dense sources like petroleum.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 20, 2018 12:54 AM (QDnY+)

541 Is farce french for four?

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 12:47 AM (tQASX)

No. farce is English for France.

Posted by: Miklos, c'est vrai at June 20, 2018 12:54 AM (zCyNd)

542 back when me and my roomie were making beer money doing yard w*rk back in the day, we would call "mattocks" "Lester", because we were, even then politically incorrect.

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 20, 2018 12:54 AM (Nv5N5)

543 "Some other NICHE applications."

Posted by: rhomboid at June 20, 2018 12:56 AM (QDnY+)

544 I'm thinking of all kinds of ones you could make. If they want to, the MoMees should do. I have plenty of barely used Popsicle molds, BPA & gluten free, if someone wants me to send. Then again, I think they are gonna do some shooting...so scratch that.
Posted by: platypus


Hmm, I don't see them coming out in one clean product.

May need to grease up the mold with coconut spray, and add some gelatin to the mix.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 20, 2018 12:57 AM (zfrbv)

545 "Some other NICHE applications."

Posted by: rhomboid at June 20, 2018 12:56 AM (QDnY+)


"Number Two!"

"Initiate Plan Z against our arch nemesis NICHE!"

Posted by: Miklos from SMERSH at June 20, 2018 12:58 AM (zCyNd)

546 when we get the commercial freezer in the BBQ Pagoda fired up in the next few weeks, making booze pops will be easy-peaszy.

local morons call ahead for taste tests.

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 20, 2018 12:59 AM (Nv5N5)

547 Let Musk continue to roll till all the Falcon (fillintheblank) technology matures.

The appropriate it all back to the taxpayers whut dun paid fer itall. Damn straight.

All of the subsidies up to that point, will have been well and truly worth it, insofar as getting American Asses back into orbit aboard American Rockets.

Meanwhile, will someone finally cut NASA's budget back to the actual R&D that gave us the era of the Right Stuff?

Oh, and take all their computers away, too.

Right Stuff was mostly all done with slide rules, buzz cuts, and cigarette furnace burnin' coffee swillin' bad-ass engineering, calculated risk taking, highly disciplined test pilot type ROCKET SURGEONS.

Light this fuckin' candle!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 20, 2018 12:59 AM (QzJWU)

548 Electric or nat. gas powered Zambonis, I understand - confined area, people, desire for zero emissions, vehicle doesn't go very far and is always close to a plug. ---

Aren't most Zambonis run on propane already? And they need heat to melt the ice. Can you fit enough batteries in a Zamboni to do that?

Posted by: X-ray at June 20, 2018 01:01 AM (IoWN7)

549 "It's 'Nee-SHAY."

Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 20, 2018 01:02 AM (H5rtT)

550 I just found out what Poofter is in Australian slang. I could have gone the rest of my life without knowing this. I always thought it was a take off on puffy, poofy shirts, and ponces. Maybe I can forget what I just learned and go back to that. Yep, that's the plan.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 01:03 AM (tQASX)

551 X-ray, you're probably right about Zambonis being propane. I was just giving an example of a niche application where a vehicle/piece of machinery is best powered by an unconventional source.


But consumer cars, for driving large distances? What's the point? From any angle? Just seems like one of the dumbest, and most expensive, pointless novelty things in ages.


Posted by: rhomboid at June 20, 2018 01:04 AM (QDnY+)

552 Right Stuff was mostly all done with slide rules, buzz cuts, and cigarette furnace burnin' coffee swillin' bad-ass engineering, calculated risk taking, highly disciplined test pilot type ROCKET SURGEONS.

The First Man - coming soon.

Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic ... at June 20, 2018 01:04 AM (AoK0a)

553 BREAKING

First Tesla Zamboni on-rink fire expected for 2019 season

Posted by: Miklos, eh? at June 20, 2018 01:04 AM (zCyNd)

554 A gentle lady-rain in the Front Range tonight.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 20, 2018 01:05 AM (UiRxW)

555 We also own several mattocks, and at this juncture I am proud to say I have not had to use one in several years.
--Stringer Davis

I'm digging up stumps out of boredom, and cabin fever. I'm doing it for the exercise and as a reason to get outside after a long winter. I'll be doing it for the rest of my life, probably. I'm working on number seven for this season and honestly, don't remember how many I've dug up in previous years. I have more than twenty yet to dig up - and rocks. One summer I was digging up big rocks that were too heavy to pick up and had to be levered out of the ground with 2x6 lumber and blocking.

It is the type of job where you don't think about completion. You break it down into the next swing of the tool, the next chunk of stump you can break off. If you don't get it today, you work on it again tomorrow.

This whole thing started when I bought this place. There were trees growing right up to the house, and several large trees were leaning toward, and looming over the building. When the day arrived that they would fall, it would be on to the house, so I had them removed since I didn't have the machinery nor the skill to do it myself. A neighbor, who was in the business, cleared them out and took out trees with commercial value. Then I started clearing the underbrush, one stick at a time, and you had to dig up the root, or the root would just send up another stick. I broke three shovels; one shovel head split because I was using it to cut roots, two shovel handles using the shovel as a lever.

I can appreciate what pioneer families had to do back in the old days. We don't know just how lucky we have it.

Seventeen years I've been working on it, a little at a time, and there will still be the leveling off of the rough terrain - filling in sinkholes, and digging down the hills because the previous owner never bothered to put a final grade on the lot.

OH, and the previous owner planted a small shrub in the front yard, for decoration, and that small shrub is now a cedar tree brushing up against the high voltage distribution line that runs across the property.

I'll have to take the top out of that tree this year; don't want to cut it down completely.

By the time I get the lot landscaped, the house will have rotted away and fallen down, 'cuz I don't have the money for major repairs, or the physical strength to make those repairs myself.

It passes the time and gets me off the 'net. What else am I going to do? Gotta do something.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 20, 2018 01:05 AM (roQNm)

556 Damn, that got a little longer than I intended.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 20, 2018 01:06 AM (roQNm)

557 A mattock is for working dirt.

A similar implement for wood?

Posted by: Careful with that adze, Eugene at June 20, 2018 01:06 AM (zCyNd)

558 May need to grease up the mold with coconut spray, and add some gelatin to the mix.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 20, 2018 12:57 AM (zfrbv)


Good point. Add some clear, flavorless gelatin. Maybe I'll experiment this summer.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 01:07 AM (tQASX)

559 It passes the time and gets me off the 'net. What else am I going to do? Gotta do something.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 20, 2018 01:05 AM (roQNm)
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I hope I'm so full of piss and vinegar at your age.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 20, 2018 01:07 AM (UiRxW)

560 Matlocks??? Hmm?????

Posted by: zombie Andy Griffith at June 20, 2018 01:08 AM (zCyNd)

561 So five states have ostentatiously announced they will not provide Nat. Guard troops for border duty.


Ideal response: Congress slashes funding for those states' NG - you don't like the "National" part of NG, then f**k you.


Acceptable response: dozens of American states consult and announce under no circumstances will any of their National Guard resources, or public safety resources, or regulated utilities, be allowed to provide any sort of assistance to the five states, incl. especially emergency natural disaster aid.


So, VA, f**k you when the next hurricane and floods devastate large parts of the Dominion. And f**k you, MA, cradle of the anti-American authoritarian counter-revolution, during your next huge ice storm disaster. And so on.


Likely response: nothing.


Posted by: rhomboid at June 20, 2018 01:09 AM (QDnY+)

562 It passes the time and gets me off the 'net. What else am I going to do? Gotta do something.

Having grown up in Eastern Wa. any tree that doesn't bear fruit is a weed.

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at June 20, 2018 01:09 AM (LOq4H)

563 Damn, that got a little longer than I intended.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 20, 2018 01:06 AM (roQNm)

Intention is all that matters.

Posted by: Liberal weltanschaung at June 20, 2018 01:10 AM (zCyNd)

564 The closest wood tool to a mattock is the adze.

There must not be a single body part you can't amputate with an adze.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 20, 2018 01:11 AM (H5rtT)

565 Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 20, 2018 01:05 AM (roQNm)

---
a trash bag with diesel fuel, ammonium nitrate, a stick of dynamite, with a detonator and the proper permits from the local govt, and life would be both easier and more entertaining.

just sayin'...

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 20, 2018 01:11 AM (Nv5N5)

566 Intention is all that matters.
Posted by: Liberal weltanschaung at June 20, 2018 01:10 AM (zCyNd)
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Solipsism is a way of life.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 20, 2018 01:11 AM (UiRxW)

567 Posted by: rhomboid at June 20, 2018 01:04 AM (QDnY+)


Was not trying to pick on your Zamboni idea. Since it kinda makes sense. But being an indoor piece of equipment the market should have already made them electric if that made them safer/cheaper.

Posted by: X-ray at June 20, 2018 01:12 AM (IoWN7)

568 There must not be a single body part you can't amputate with an adze.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 20, 2018 01:11 AM (H5rtT)

But you could reattach it with an adzehesive.

Posted by: Miklos, First Aid Merit Badge qualified at June 20, 2018 01:13 AM (zCyNd)

569 ...It passes the time and gets me off the 'net. What else am I going to do? Gotta do something.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 20, 2018 01:05 AM (roQNm)




I lived aboard the late New Dawn, from '99 to '06.

Owned this here house since '08 to the present.

To one and all who proclaim that a boat is a hole in the water into which one pours money.

You're suckers.

Each and every one of you.

Suckers.

The maintenance demands of my sloop were but a small fraction of the cost of keeping house here not two miles from where Hurricane Ike tore the New Dawn from her final berth, to her demise.

I've had to fight, kill and defeat here attacks by termites, as well as repairing the massive damage inflicted by the same.

I've had to remove and replace every not inconsiderable length of 2" sanitary drain, because the original installation was to put it mildly, sub par.

And now I'm nearing final touches on the replacement of the entire front porch's railings, stairs stair railings, also residual damage from Ike from '08.

Oh, and the replacement of every splinter of the entire back porch awaits my tender ministrations.

FUCK house maintenance.

I wanna move back onto a boat.




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 20, 2018 01:14 AM (QzJWU)

570 just sayin'...
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 20, 2018 01:11 AM (Nv5N5)
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I used to do 1/4 stick & No.8 cap, but that's for pine stumps. Don't know if it works for oak or elm.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 20, 2018 01:14 AM (UiRxW)

571 I can appreciate what pioneer families had to do back in the old days. We don't know just how lucky we have it.




There was a TV show where people lived like pioneers. I still remember it...it was no Little House on the Prairie. I would not have survived it. The lack of electricity alone would have done me in.
The labor and tedium from sun up to sundown was endless. The women had to wash clothes, and make meals, all without appliances of any kind.
Forget entertainment.

PBS just did one last year where people lived in Britain 1800s iirc. Not the upper classes, the immigrant classes. Man, it was sobering.

I thought, everyone should have to watch these. We have it so good. Everyone would stop bitching for at least a week. Real wake-up call.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 01:15 AM (tQASX)

572 Electric ice-melting coils with several thousand people sitting around the melt water, and actual Hockey Players about to get back on it?

What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 20, 2018 01:15 AM (H5rtT)

573 Electric ice-melting coils with several thousand people sitting around the melt water, and actual Hockey Players about to get back on it?

What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 20, 2018 01:15 AM (H5rtT)

Nothing, depending on who's playing.

Posted by: Miklos, hazarding a guess at June 20, 2018 01:18 AM (zCyNd)

574 I can appreciate what pioneer families had to do back in the old days. We don't know just how lucky we have it. ---

I didn't have to build a whole house using just hand tools. But as a kid in the 60s. I did get the pleasure of using hand drills, saws and star chisels. I really love battery powered tools.

Posted by: X-ray at June 20, 2018 01:22 AM (IoWN7)

575 Oh yea, I forgot. No hot, steamy showers! No cold ones either. The pioneer folk that made this country were hardy souls. It was definitely not like the movies.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 01:25 AM (tQASX)

576
There was a TV show where people lived like pioneers. I still remember it...it was no Little House on the Prairie. I would not have survived it. The lack of electricity alone would have done me in.
Posted by: platypus


1890's house was the UK version, then they tried a US version. The US fam was horrendiously unprepared. Tut-tut.

There was a whole series prior to that in the UK: Tudor, Victorian, Edwardian, WarTime Farm series with 'historians' Stephen Noonan, Peter Ginn, Ruth Goodman.

Holy snit, look it up if you like that pseudo-reality-historical show. Capital stuff.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 20, 2018 01:26 AM (zfrbv)

577 Having grown up in Eastern Wa. any tree that doesn't bear fruit is a weed.
---
Around here, Red Maple propagates just like a weed, just like a dandelion. So do the pine, for that matter, but the Maple predominates in this neighborhood.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 20, 2018 01:27 AM (roQNm)

578 Zambonis scrape and lay down a film of water, from a tank, I think. I should know, having played hockey for decades - but I've never run a zam. Pretty sure all the things other than propulsion will be electric, drawing power off the engine.


In any case, I still am not aware of any other than novelty value of electric cars for street use.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 20, 2018 01:28 AM (QDnY+)

579 ...I didn't have to build a whole house using just hand tools. But as a kid in the 60s. I did get the pleasure of using hand drills, saws and star chisels. I really love battery powered tools.

Posted by: X-ray at June 20, 2018 01:22 AM (IoWN7)



I've discarded every battery powered tool in the battery.

Pun, intended.

All of my power tools are corded.

I've used the hell out of Milwaukee and DeWalt cordless.

Sold all the useless hulks of tools with un-rechargeable batteries, soon thereafter.

Besides. My B&D corded 3/8 drill has the best low speed trigger control of any power drill, ever.

We're talking down to 1/4 RPM or less, if you have the finesse to do so.

And at full trigger, it'll break your wrist if the bit hangs in the work.

That "let it go" reflex has to fire in light speed, or else.

The front porch project has resulted in over three gallons of contained sawdust.

I'm not sayin' batteries couldn't get it done.

But I'm rapidly moving between multiple power tools per work piece... I don't have TIME for batteries, dammit!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 20, 2018 01:30 AM (QzJWU)

580 They tend to overestimate the rationality of the
average person. Likewise, a lot of progressives fall for stupid ideas
because they are complex and seemingly esoteric, which makes the
progressives feel like they are smarter than the rest of us.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 20, 2018 12:01 AM (Tnhbr)


It is really hard to buck common wisdom like "everyone has to work together to make things better" or "getting along is more important than what you personally want," so the person who can go against these teachings either does it because they don't care or they value individual freedom more than any fitting in. This makes people seem crankish, which is seen as focusing on odd, esoteric things to the exclusion of societal norms. But that would define people like Fredrick Douglass as well, a man who devoutly believed in things that general society of his time found to be neither normal nor acceptable.

Now, I am not saying that Ayn Rand is the same sort of person as Fredrick Douglass, but I would say that both of them believed fervently. I would not say Murray Rothbard or Ralph Raico had the same concerns as Douglass, but they all sought freedom, not just for themselves but for everyone who wanted it.

The amount of misery caused to man in the world through believing in Rousseau's "general will" is probably greater than the misery created by any other individual in history. Making people do things against their wants but for the betterment of society is insane; that is ignoring that society is made of people with disparate wants and varied needs. The purpose of society is not to define a better design and make people live up to it, the purpose of society is for people to join together to attempt joint goals, including the goal of being as rich and free as they can devise.

The best people to determine what is in their own best interest -- and their best interest, and not some interest deemed by someone important about what is in their best interest -- is themselves. They know what they value and what they don't care about.

How can a society be better if half the people don't want to play and the other half need them solely because the cost otherwise would be more than they would be willing to pay if they alone had to foot the bill? You would seem a crank if you object to this today, but upthread was a discussion on externalities, which is costs that are paid by third persons not really engaged in an act. What is a greater externality than being forced to foot the bill for creating a society you neither want nor can you profit from? Can someone who is focused on costs to individuals fail to note this loss and what it implies? And what would drive them to act against societal pressures to conform?

When Rousseau was convinced that people don't know what is in their best interest, but he did, or that he and his friends did, or his designated "legislator" who miraculously puts aside personal interests, tastes and preconceptions and "legislates" for a people the way a mom would make a child drink cods' liver oil for its own good, then that is to overestimate the rationality of any single individual.

The people who know the best interest for the people are the people themselves. They should be the ones to pay for it too.

The usual calls to justify actions to promote the general will are "but the children" or "their actions will damage you too." It is important to remember that when a government directs actions and creates policies that everyone has to obey, on the theory that it is for everyone's good or the general will there will be no way to stop it, no refuge from it, and no rational reason for it to end no matter who it hurts or destroys, because those that are suffering have nothing to do with enforcing it on themselves.

At least the schlub who goes into debt buying a smart phone or gets an opiate addiction he really can't afford gets to suffer for it himself.
The schlub who buys smart phone for a tenth of the country's population or legislates what are and are not controlled substances not only doesn't spend a personal penny, but probably gets a nice emolument for his generous donation of other people's money and gets a building named after him by a grateful bureaucracy to boot.

When the crank makes the comment that who knew that the general will meant so much suffering, of course he seems like a dick.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 20, 2018 01:31 AM (2K6fY)

581 Oh yea, I forgot. No hot, steamy showers! No cold ones either.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 01:25 AM (tQASX)

So, there were no bathhouses?

Posted by: Barry O. at June 20, 2018 01:32 AM (Lr3FA)

582
Yep, I went back to corded power tools because I didn't use the battery powered tools enough to cycle the battery, and the battery goes bad.

Hand held walki talkies are the same way, and two way radio shops have a 'battery conditioner' that will sometimes bring a bad battery back to life. There is no reason why battery chargers can't have the same cycling circuits built in to prevent premature battery failure. Other than the market for replacement batteries.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 20, 2018 01:34 AM (roQNm)

583 My family has an off grid cabin. No running water, Outhouse and fireplace for heat. It is cool as an escape from modern life. But it would suck to have to live that way every day. Oh it does have some modern amenities. Propane lights, fridge and stove so not back completely to the 1800s.

Posted by: X-ray at June 20, 2018 01:34 AM (IoWN7)

584 Holy snit, look it up if you like that pseudo-reality-historical show. Capital stuff.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 20, 2018 01:26 AM (zfrbv)


It happened to be accidental I saw the shows I did, at least the first ones, but then I stuck with them. I realized how much my perspective has been shaped by the mostly entertainment value shows and movies.

The new series they did was different than 1890s house. It was more recent. I wish I could remember the name. 1890s house was more uplifting.

Watching present day people trying to cope with the hardships...man, they go from excited to depressed awfully fast. I don't know how they survived. Packed in like rats. Yep, all Western civilizations should have to watch. No one has it that bad now in our societies.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 01:35 AM (tQASX)

585 G'night, horde!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvayqXMW2w4

Posted by: The Business at June 20, 2018 01:37 AM (UiRxW)

586 Propane lights, fridge and stove so not back completely to the 1800s.
Posted by: X-ray at June 20, 2018 01:34 AM (IoWN7)


Yea, those are luxuries. The pioneers with no lights, no fridge or ice to keep food; and coal or wood stove to cook. Pretty much go to sleep when the sun sets. Dirt floors. No windows. Wake up at dawn. The winter months would have killed me. Present day people who were trying to live the pioneer days lost their enthusiasm real fast.

Yea, it really stuck with me. It was like, where did I get all my romantic notions about the Pioneer days? The movies. Our perspectives are shaped so much more by TV and movies than we realize.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 01:42 AM (tQASX)

587 ...The new series they did was different than 1890s house. It was more recent. I wish I could remember the name. 1890s house was more uplifting.

Watching present day people trying to cope with the hardships...man, they go from excited to depressed awfully fast. I don't know how they survived. Packed in like rats. Yep, all Western civilizations should have to watch. No one has it that bad now in our societies.


Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 01:35 AM (tQASX)




Blacksmithing tools and skills are NOT a lost art.

And don't pass up that old Stanley brace & bit at the next yard sale you see.

My tool stack has an entire drawer given to nothing but files, file cards and hadles.

Pro-tip. I have the oddly shaped Arkansas stones to sharpen EVERY thing in the inventory.

Electricity is a luxury.

Getting the job DONE, is a REQUIREMENT.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


Posted by: Jim at June 20, 2018 01:46 AM (QzJWU)

588 Oh yea, I forgot. No hot, steamy showers! No cold ones either.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 01:25 AM (tQASX)

So, there were no bathhouses?
Posted by: Barry O. at June 20, 2018 01:32 AM (Lr3FA)


I'm talking about two different series, one about American Pioneer days, and one about Britian slums, so I'm being really confusing, I realize now.

Britain did have bathouses, iirc.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 01:47 AM (tQASX)

589 Neo-Lithic Days

*big drums*
*tongueless warbling*

Starring: Kate Upton, Aisha Tyler, Chris Pratt, and Tom Hardy.

2019
*big drums*

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 20, 2018 01:48 AM (zfrbv)

590 We've been told Hancock county TN is still dry. I think McMinnville OR might still be a dry town. I think they still exist.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 20, 2018 12:11 AM (Lqy/e)


Monmouth was the last dry town in Oregon. Prior to that was Newberg.

Monmouth went wet a good 15 years ago. Oregon had local option coming out of prohibition, and Monmouth was the last city to go wet.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 20, 2018 01:48 AM (2K6fY)

591 'm not sayin' batteries couldn't get it done.

But I'm rapidly moving between multiple power tools per work piece... I don't have TIME for batteries, dammit!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 20, 2018 01:30 AM (QzJWU)

Battery-powered tools have come along way. The current generation (SWIDT?) of 18 and 20 volt lithium battery tools have a lot of work in them. And they are not exceedingly heavy, either. Get a 20 volt drill, and two batteries, the tool will probably outwork you.

I just shitcanned some Nicad cordless tools. Well, the batteries, anyway. I am going to put a 20-foot cord, and cigar lighter plug on the 12 volt cordless drill, and use it for working on cars. It has plenty of power, and a keyed Jacobs chuck (my addition). It'll work any place a car or pickup is handy, and I can always put a cigar lighter socket on a spare 12 volt car battery if I have a fuckton of holes to drill at far end of my lot. But one or two, or a dozen holes? I will reach for the DeWalt 20V cordless every time.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 20, 2018 01:52 AM (1dBkK)

592 Britain did have bathouses, iirc.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 01:47 AM (tQASX)

when you hit the rack in a bathouse, you really hit the rack.

Posted by: The Bats at June 20, 2018 01:54 AM (1dBkK)

593 Show was called pioneer quest.

Great show loved it,

never been repeated.

Posted by: history channel at June 20, 2018 01:56 AM (jsqXi)

594 Hmmm, my hash suddenly changed between 490 and 535. I didn't do nothin', honest.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 20, 2018 01:57 AM (1dBkK)

595 @ Platypus.


After Hurricane Rita, I helped no less than seven families in Dayton, TX, learn how to dig sanitary latrine pits in their backyards, and then upon "demand", dig new pits about five yards distant from the first.

Showed 'em too, how to suspend clotheslines and hang sheets, as to provide a bit of modesty, too.

Further, in the first days, had an entire neighborhood cook EVERY scrap of meat out of their fridges and freezers, to extend the time of usefulness, beyond the rot of having let it set, uncooked.

I left after the storm but five days later, but left an entire neighborhood well fed, free of cholera and ready to welcome the long overdue Red Cross Caravan (one Chevy Savannah van), replete with it's relief supplies. (dozen cases of water).

Here's the GOOD news.

The rednecks in the neighborhood, INSTANTLY caught clue as to what I'd showed, and broke out EVERY thing from their freezers, cooked it ALL, and spread the gospel to neighbors even acres away.

The big thing? NO ONE knew how to dig a slit trench, nor how to maintain it along a length.

In that, I made a small difference.

Otherwise... even without me, the rednecks were well along the way to a clue, even if only a few minutes behind.

Moral of the story.

Turn it ALL against the rednecks. In the end?

They win. Elites, lose.

As it should be.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 20, 2018 01:57 AM (QzJWU)

596 Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX



I think you made a big difference. People really don't know how to do much anymore, at least the younger generations. It's all about technology and that's where they focus. The truth is the more technology evolves, the more we seem to devolve. We lose our self-sufficiency. I learned a lot in girl scouts, but damn if I remember most of it.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 02:03 AM (tQASX)

597 Miklos!

Did I ever tell you about my fascination with Ania Wyszkoni and her lovely, spirit gum enabled shirt?

https://youtu.be/-I-LKGEEE9M

Posted by: Kindltot at June 20, 2018 02:04 AM (2K6fY)

598 *if I can

Meaning, I can't.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 02:05 AM (tQASX)

599 Got flying termites invasion tonight, how timely. Excellent post and music as always.

Posted by: Lava Land at June 20, 2018 02:05 AM (FJrl0)

600 ....I learned a lot in girl scouts, but damn if I remember most of it.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 02:03 AM (tQASX)



Bless you, ma'am.

Three tasks.

*learn to tie a bowline, repeatedly, swiftly, every time*

*learn to sharpen a knife*

*learn how to light fires by multiple processes*



You might think: "but what about first aid?"

You buy TIME for first aid, by mastering the above.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 20, 2018 02:07 AM (QzJWU)

601 ...Got flying termites invasion tonight, how timely. Excellent post and music as always.

Posted by: Lava Land at June 20, 2018 02:05 AM (FJrl0)




Write to me, and I will tell you of the Termite Holocaust.

Over the counter solutions. You can do it.

email in my nic



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 20, 2018 02:09 AM (QzJWU)

602 Pretty much go to sleep when the sun sets.

13 kids ??

Posted by: Jean at June 20, 2018 02:12 AM (D2yIw)

603 Propane lights, fridge and stove so not back completely to the 1800s.
Posted by: X-ray

Is your propane on a central tank?

Posted by: Jean at June 20, 2018 02:14 AM (D2yIw)

604 I'm to the snoozer, Horde.

Same now as it was 300 years ago.

A switch vs. the puff upon a flame. No difference, really.

Except for the mega petaflops of electrons which've flowed amongst us, to facilitate these measly conversations, of course.

What, you thought that the TRS-80 that Pixy set up as our "server" facilitated all of this?

Heh!

snrk


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 20, 2018 02:19 AM (QzJWU)

605 when the big one hits here, i'm planning on being the "ruthless warlord" for my soy boi neighbors.

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 20, 2018 02:19 AM (Nv5N5)

606 I am off to the snoozer, too. I am tired from all the tractor-riding today. Takes some climbing just to get on the damned thing. But it is a useful helper for lifting shit i cannot lift myself.

Be well, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 20, 2018 02:29 AM (1dBkK)

607 @605 I think there is a lot of that going around.

I'm reminded of what Elwood P. Dowd's mother told him.Elwood, she said (she called him Elwood), you're going to kill a lot of people. Make damn sure you really heard the siren.
Maybe that's not what she really said.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 20, 2018 02:29 AM (H5rtT)

608 Miklos!

Did I ever tell you about my fascination with Ania Wyszkoni and her lovely, spirit gum enabled shirt?

https://youtu.be/-I-LKGEEE9M

Posted by: Kindltot at June 20, 2018 02:04 AM (2K6fY)

Now, Sir, you understand why I studied Polish.

However, I only use spirit gum these days for testing of custom bespoke eyebrows, for export to the lucrative Canadian market.

Posted by: Miklos, po polsku at June 20, 2018 03:18 AM (zCyNd)

609 Wow. Here it is in 2018, and the Left has once again returned to their favorite fantasy: "Population control," i.e. finding a way to eliminate 75% of the people on Earth, in order to "stop Global Warming," their latest justification:

http://www.berkeleyside.com/2018/06/19/ opinion-the-pernicious-climate-dictum-dont-mention-population

His thesis: The real problem causing global warming is too many people. We need to reduce the global population down to 2.5 billion.

He blithely glosses over exactly how he suggests getting rid of 5 billion people. That's not his concern. Let the smart people figure that out!

It's as if he isn't even aware that humanity has gone a few steps down that road a few times, and realized what a big, big mistake that is.

Ignorant? Or malevolent? Your call.

Posted by: zombie at June 20, 2018 03:33 AM (c+2jX)

610 As the wise philosopher said, "Population controller, control thyself".

Posted by: Miklos, semi-Socratically at June 20, 2018 03:48 AM (zCyNd)

611 Ignorant? Or malevolent? Your call.
Posted by: zombie at June 20, 2018 03:33 AM (c+2jX)

Embrace the power of 'and'.

Posted by: Surfperch at June 20, 2018 03:50 AM (Lr3FA)

612 Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 20, 2018 02:19 AM (QzJWU)

Hey-be nice to Pixy.

When there's a problem, Pixy has to sort through all those punch cards with Fortran stuff.

Posted by: Miklos, semi-computer literate at June 20, 2018 03:51 AM (zCyNd)

613

The big thing? NO ONE knew how to dig a slit trench, nor how to maintain it along a length.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 20, 2018 01:57 AM (QzJWU)

Plan on digging up the access point in the septic tank. It will work for a short period. Just might be a market in selling a seated throne.
I'll save the slit trench for a later date. Better let the neighbor know ahead of time.

Hmmmm. Frozen pemmican in a sealameal pouch. Should work okay mixed with crushed Civil War biscuit.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 20, 2018 04:00 AM (e1mEI)

614 It is very nice outside.
Not sure what I want for breakfast.

Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2018 04:03 AM (pHfeF)

615
612

Ever play 217 card pickup?

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 20, 2018 04:04 AM (e1mEI)

616 It's called Hard Tack

Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2018 04:06 AM (pHfeF)

617 What a sweet picture to wake up to. Thank you, MisHum.

Good morning, Horde. Does anyone know how Donna's interview yesterday went?

Posted by: creeper at June 20, 2018 04:07 AM (3C84c)

618 Going to go see what's out there

Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2018 04:23 AM (pHfeF)

619 I followed your lead, Skip, and went to see what's out there. What was out there was a doe with two fawns. (contented sigh)

Posted by: creeper at June 20, 2018 04:32 AM (3C84c)

620
616 It's called Hard Tack
Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2018 04:06 AM (pHfeF)

Yup, they did a lot of hard tack in the sail Navy.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 20, 2018 04:33 AM (e1mEI)

621 Been seeing lots of young fawns on way to work.
But not seeing much in news.

Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2018 04:38 AM (pHfeF)

622 So we're back to the subject of septic tanks. Could we take a brief hiatus from the home maintenance projects while my back heals, please? Finished scraping, sanding and painting the deck yesterday with the help of an inexperienced but willing teenage boy. If I bend over one more time I will never straighten up again.

Posted by: creeper at June 20, 2018 04:38 AM (3C84c)

623 This is the first time I've seen a doe with twins. Don't think it's very common.

Posted by: creeper at June 20, 2018 04:40 AM (3C84c)

624 This was from yesterday but it's worth passing along, on the border crisis.
http://www.thediplomad.com

Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2018 04:41 AM (pHfeF)

625 Think I'll replay that "Heart" song. It struck a chord.

Posted by: creeper at June 20, 2018 04:44 AM (3C84c)

626 I saw a deer with 2 fawns couple of days ago, if guy ahead of me didn't stop for them I might have not.

Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2018 04:47 AM (pHfeF)

627 Hmmm...not getting thediplomad to come up. Keep getting "diplomaT" .com. Typed it cuz that's faster than C P on this fool tablet. Will try that now.

Posted by: creeper at June 20, 2018 04:48 AM (3C84c)

628 Dammit, Pixy...there's supposed to be an ampersand between the C *and* P. Cough it up!

Posted by: creeper at June 20, 2018 04:51 AM (3C84c)

629 From PJ Media - Strzok being escorted from the building probably means his security clearance has been pulled, but he is still on the payroll.

Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2018 04:53 AM (pHfeF)

630 note to self: Have a word with Donna about hogging all the ampersands.

Posted by: creeper at June 20, 2018 04:53 AM (3C84c)

631 & test.

Posted by: Bear phone at June 20, 2018 04:56 AM (uyrlv)

632 Skip, do you ever wish you could do a Rip Van Winkle and wake up when this mess is over? It's like watching a slow-moving train wreck.

Posted by: creeper at June 20, 2018 04:56 AM (3C84c)

633 Hey, the timestamp is correct.

Posted by: Bear phone at June 20, 2018 04:57 AM (uyrlv)

634 C+, Bear. Try harder.

Posted by: creeper at June 20, 2018 04:57 AM (3C84c)

635 Well, what do you know. Pixy must've fixed it when he was rummaging around in our Commodore server yesterday.

Posted by: creeper at June 20, 2018 04:59 AM (3C84c)

636 Just type
Diplomat 2.0

Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2018 05:01 AM (pHfeF)

637 Noticed last night Pixy more or less fixed the time

Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2018 05:02 AM (pHfeF)

638 Aha.

Posted by: creeper at June 20, 2018 05:03 AM (3C84c)

639 I would like a crystal ball to see how some of these things end .

Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2018 05:03 AM (pHfeF)

640 And I'm up!

The flames in the commercial reminded me of !!Texas Law Hawk!!:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmZiqwRnwtM

...who is apparently worthy of his own BBC interview:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWpkmXQbZV0

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 20, 2018 05:03 AM (JxMDl)

641 Got it, Skip.

We're screwed. The bleeding-hearts' asylum legislation neuters our immigration laws.

Posted by: creeper at June 20, 2018 05:10 AM (3C84c)

642 'Morning, Eris. Happy Hump Day.

Posted by: creeper at June 20, 2018 05:12 AM (3C84c)

643 Oh, for crying out loud. How far the legal profession has fallen.

Posted by: creeper at June 20, 2018 05:16 AM (3C84c)

644 Lewis Anselem's blog is some good insight, only updates about twice a week

Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2018 05:23 AM (pHfeF)

645 Morning, Peeps

Posted by: fluffy at June 20, 2018 05:23 AM (cHbmY)

646 I'm beginning to come to the conclusion that Twitter is really addicting... and not especially helpful when trying to stick to a healthy sleep schedule.

Posted by: Serious Cat at June 20, 2018 05:23 AM (aNP7B)

647 Stupid autocucumber it is Diplomad 2.0
I have to figure out how to turn that off again, my typing is bad enough without the tablet changing stuff willy nilly

Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2018 05:26 AM (pHfeF)

648 On Antarctica gaining or losing ice, have a book about Shackleton and a year or so before his failed trip he as a passenger sailed to the continent and figured on his trip he could do the same. But on his trip the ice extended the continent hundreds of miles.

Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2018 05:33 AM (pHfeF)

649 I'm out, drag this thread to the all6's and have a great day.

Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2018 05:34 AM (pHfeF)

650 Good morning. Coffee is done.
No, I'm not sharing.

What's Trump! done wrong today?

Posted by: Bruce at June 20, 2018 05:54 AM (8ikIW)

651 What's Trump! done wrong today?
Posted by: Bruce at June 20, 2018 05:54 AM (8ikIW)

He is breathing

Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at June 20, 2018 05:56 AM (czkHE)

652 Has the IG report come out yet? I can hardly wait. They'll all be in jail when that report is released! /s

Posted by: creeper at June 20, 2018 06:05 AM (H35AK)

653 We need to send Pixy back to bed. Not content with diddling the hashes, she just wiped out my name and addy.

This place is haunted.

Posted by: creeper at June 20, 2018 06:08 AM (3C84c)

654 What's Trump! done wrong today?
Posted by: Bruce at June 20, 2018 05:54 AM (8ikIW)

He hugged the American Flag....

Posted by: KWDreaming at June 20, 2018 06:09 AM (Z1I24)

655 I scanned CNN.com and not single mention on front page about the IG report or hearings. Amazing.

Posted by: Serious Cat at June 20, 2018 06:12 AM (aNP7B)

656 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 20, 2018 06:14 AM (EyPfd)

657 Posted by: creeper at June 20, 2018 04:38 AM (3C84c)

Hi Creeper, was your deck getting splintery?

Posted by: clutch at June 20, 2018 06:14 AM (oG8eY)

658 How dare that man support this horrible country? Obviously he has no idea how things work.

Posted by: creeper at June 20, 2018 06:15 AM (3C84c)

659 Schumer says he will not support any legislation from repubs that will fix the immigrant children at border. He says he wants to keep focus on Trump..

Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at June 20, 2018 06:16 AM (czkHE)

660 659 Schumer says he will not support any legislation from repubs that will fix the immigrant children at border. He says he wants to keep focus on Trump..

Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at June 20, 2018 06:16 AM (czkHE)

That ain't gonna work like you think it will Chuck.

Posted by: clutch at June 20, 2018 06:17 AM (oG8eY)

661 Schumer says he will not support any legislation from repubs that will fix the immigrant children at border. He says he wants to keep focus on Trump..
Posted by: MAC SOG

So, he wants Trump! to enforce or not enforce any law(s) that someone somewhere thinks should be enforced?

Interesting way to do things

Posted by: Bruce at June 20, 2018 06:17 AM (8ikIW)

662 >>> He says he wants to keep focus on Trump.

That sounds personal.

Posted by: fluffy at June 20, 2018 06:18 AM (cHbmY)

663 Good morning, fam

Posted by: TickledPink at June 20, 2018 06:18 AM (TL2pK)

664 Chuck, you focus on Trump!

I'll focus on Melania....RRrraRRRRR

Posted by: Bruce at June 20, 2018 06:18 AM (8ikIW)

665 Devil Time!

Posted by: Bruce at June 20, 2018 06:19 AM (8ikIW)

666 NOW

Posted by: Bruce at June 20, 2018 06:19 AM (8ikIW)

667 Hi, clutch! Yes...peely and splintery. Worse, I found a cracked board the appears to have been infested by termites. Had the place treated a month ago but it looks like I'm going to be replacing the decking before long.

Cutting board is flat as a pancake, poly-ed on both rnds and ready to go back in service after oiling.

(writes "mineral oil" on shoppong list.

Posted by: creeper at June 20, 2018 06:19 AM (3C84c)

668 I saw this morning that some Congressmen were heckling the President about the illegal kids. Remember the uproar when the S.C Congressman told Obamugabe "you LIE" which was the truth?

Posted by: clutch at June 20, 2018 06:20 AM (oG8eY)

669 Cool and humid here in No Ill. Better then hot and humid, but I still want to run the air con.

Posted by: Bruce at June 20, 2018 06:20 AM (8ikIW)

670 WTG, Bruce.

Posted by: creeper at June 20, 2018 06:21 AM (3C84c)

671 WTG, Bruce.
Posted by: creeper

Thank you!!

Posted by: Bruce at June 20, 2018 06:21 AM (8ikIW)

672 OK Creeper just so long as you realize that deck treatment stuff is short term, by which I mean < 3 years.

Posted by: clutch at June 20, 2018 06:22 AM (oG8eY)

673 I wonder if Schumer is going to wake up this morning to a shit-show of his own creation?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 20, 2018 06:22 AM (EyPfd)

674 So just out of curiosity, how many people actually watch LSM news.

Posted by: creeper at June 20, 2018 06:24 AM (3C84c)

675 I wonder if Schumer is going to wake up this morning to a shit-show of his own creation?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

He does every day. But, like 50 First Dates, he doesn't remember.

Posted by: Bruce at June 20, 2018 06:24 AM (8ikIW)

676 I hate to be a backseat driver, but the Administration needs to stick to a simple message on the "separation" issue... that returning to the status quo will result in runaway numbers of human trafficking. And talk about all the horrors and lawlessness that result from that.

Posted by: Serious Cat at June 20, 2018 06:25 AM (aNP7B)

677 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 20, 2018 06:22 AM (EyPfd)

Let's hope so.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2018 06:25 AM (O5K3f)

678 Creeper, unfortunately a lot more people watch LSM news than cable news.

VIA, you think SeeBS will call out Chuck Scummer? I ask rhetorically.

Posted by: clutch at June 20, 2018 06:27 AM (oG8eY)

679 "VIA, you think SeeBS will call out Chuck Scummer? I ask rhetorically."

Oh, hell no,

I answer realistically.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 20, 2018 06:28 AM (EyPfd)

680 I figured as much, Skip. It's not sealed...it's painted. I wish it had been sealed instead. Slop a couple of gallons of Thompson's on it in the spring and you're done. No scraping and sanding.

If I get three years out of it I'll be happy.

Posted by: creeper at June 20, 2018 06:28 AM (3C84c)

681 Whatever happened to all those C. American kids that came here by the trainload? How could they have just disappeared?
Are they child pedo ring victims?

Posted by: clutch at June 20, 2018 06:28 AM (oG8eY)

682 'He can end this with a stroke of the pen' seems to be the go-to phrase of the week for the united Democratic front.

Oh...and 'Nazis'

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 20, 2018 06:29 AM (EyPfd)

683 Is this some ASHQ moron's dog? ;^)

https://tinyurl.com/yclwoguc

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2018 06:29 AM (O5K3f)

684 I wonder if Schumer is going to wake up this morning to a shit-show of his own creation?

Let's see Schitmer and his merry band of fascists sustain their outrage for any given issue. These asswipes turn everything up to eleven. The ADHD party can't focus on anything too long, otherwise they end up tripping on their own hypocrisy.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at June 20, 2018 06:30 AM (rdl6o)

685 A furry critters picture that is so sweet you'll need a tooth cavity filled. :^)

https://tinyurl.com/y79pgpr6

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2018 06:32 AM (O5K3f)

686 " Is this some ASHQ moron's dog? ;^) "

We only have cats.

But if their food came in six-packs and an age limit, I could see at least one of them doing that.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 20, 2018 06:32 AM (EyPfd)

687 Fenelon, that can't be a Moron's dog. A Moron's dog would be scruffy and dirty, with burrs in his ears. And he'd be drooling on the counter. That dog is much too nice to be Hordog.

Posted by: creeper at June 20, 2018 06:35 AM (3C84c)

688 Does anyone have any suggestions for my whiteboard sign for today?

Please-nothing really offensive. I don't want my house trashed. Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2018 06:37 AM (O5K3f)

689 Fenelon, what is your whiteboard sign about?

Posted by: clutch at June 20, 2018 06:38 AM (oG8eY)

690 Posted by: creeper at June 20, 2018 06:35 AM (3C84c)

Maybe he figured that if he looked nice the 21 year old salesgirl would be more likely to let him buy beer. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2018 06:39 AM (O5K3f)

691 Posted by: clutch at June 20, 2018 06:38 AM (oG8eY)

It isn't about anything- yet. :^) I just periodically put out signs (I've been doing it since 200 about political topics of the day or sometimes with scripture passages. I did a lot of signs about Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2018 06:40 AM (O5K3f)

692 make that 2008

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2018 06:41 AM (O5K3f)

693 OK, nothing political, but how about "whether you think you can or think you can't, you're right".

Posted by: clutch at June 20, 2018 06:42 AM (oG8eY)

694 New outrage
House plans cuts to S.S. and Medicare

Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at June 20, 2018 06:43 AM (czkHE)

695 Hey Fen

How 'bout:


Heaven...all are welcome there.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 20, 2018 06:43 AM (EyPfd)

696 Posted by: clutch at June 20, 2018 06:42 AM (oG8eY)

Thanks, That's nice,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2018 06:43 AM (O5K3f)

697 House plans cuts to S.S. and Medicare
Posted by: MAC SOG

And people told me I was stupid to start taking my SS at 62.

Posted by: Bruce at June 20, 2018 06:44 AM (8ikIW)

698 Or...

300 million Americans are only one meal away from being hungry.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 20, 2018 06:44 AM (EyPfd)

699 Oh, ugh. That attempt to coin a word did not turn out well.

Time to hoof the hill. BBL

creep out

Posted by: creeper at June 20, 2018 06:45 AM (3C84c)

700 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2018 06:43 AM (O5K3f)

Thanks, I will leave it as an exercise for you to look up who made that up, wasn't me.

Posted by: clutch at June 20, 2018 06:46 AM (oG8eY)

701 300 million Americans are only one meal away from being hungry.

And...... Sammiches $300.00 !

Posted by: JT at June 20, 2018 06:46 AM (PGBrP)

702 I see Bing homepage is all on board with the "Let All The people come" malarkey which is a shame because they usually keep a little lower profile on political issues.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2018 06:47 AM (O5K3f)

703 Heaven...all are welcome there.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 20, 2018 06:43 AM (EyPfd)

---

Yeah...about that..

Posted by: Jesus at June 20, 2018 06:48 AM (v6Osy)

704 "Yeah...about that.. "

Well, there are some restrictions in the fine print.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 20, 2018 06:49 AM (EyPfd)

705 Sean Spicier...

Someone start a rumor that the kids are entering illegally and smuggling bibles. The left would throw them out yesterday

Posted by: Bruce at June 20, 2018 06:50 AM (8ikIW)

706 Although if you watch the Bing page for a minute-after the family I don't think it gives the intention it is probably intended to, People all streaming into the U.S?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2018 06:50 AM (O5K3f)

707 Well, there are some restrictions in the fine print.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Sorry, the law is whatever we say it is from now on.

Posted by: Bruce at June 20, 2018 06:51 AM (8ikIW)

708 How about......

If you can't read this....You're a Dope !

Posted by: JT at June 20, 2018 06:54 AM (PGBrP)

709 New outrage

House plans cuts to S.S. and Medicare


Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at June 20, 2018 06:43 AM

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They don't need to cut anything, that will happen in a few years with or without the House doing anything.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 20, 2018 06:55 AM (+Dllb)

710 They don't need to cut anything, that will happen in a few years with or without the House doing anything.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 20, 2018 06:55 AM (+Dllb)

I call it Cato's Law: What can't go on forever won't.

The system is hopelessly broken, it's an unsupportable Ponzi scheme that only works with a large amount of people paying in and a small amount on the take.

Which may explain why they're so desperate for Socialized Medicine to come along and push granny off on an ice floe, come to think of it...

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 20, 2018 07:00 AM (J+mig)

711 Really, take a took at the Bing Homepage-just a few seconds after the family traveling. Is this supposed to instill sanguinity about population exploding in Europe and people coming here?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2018 07:00 AM (O5K3f)

712 >>I call it Cato's Law: What can't go on forever won't.

Herbert Stein beat you by a couple decades.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2018 07:02 AM (/tuJf)

713 Good morning horde. Im tired of all of the tired, old outrage. Waiting for the new and improved outrage, with electrolytes.

Posted by: Sumdumchief at June 20, 2018 07:02 AM (HBvmH)

714 "Anyone who doesn't accept boob money is a g-d d-mn communist."

Wanna play 'Find the Five Spot' big fella?

Posted by: Zombie Hellen Thomas at June 20, 2018 07:06 AM (EyPfd)

715 with electrolytes

and donuts ...

Posted by: Adriane the Breakfast Critic ... at June 20, 2018 07:07 AM (AoK0a)

716 I got a feeling it's gonna be a good day.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 20, 2018 07:08 AM (EyPfd)

717 Fuck.

I don't mind when Trump rips children from their parent's arms, but I draw the line when he makes it thunder and lightning in order to scare them.

Posted by: Jwest at June 20, 2018 07:09 AM (/roJx)

718 "I draw the line when he makes it thunder and lightning in order to scare them. "

Talk to the Joooos, and their weather machine.

I think they work for Trump now.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 20, 2018 07:10 AM (EyPfd)

719 If you're under 55 and expect S.S.....


hahahahahahaha

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 20, 2018 07:11 AM (v6Osy)

720 What horrors parents put there kids through in crossing the border:

https://tinyurl.com/yb8e9t2a

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2018 07:12 AM (O5K3f)

721 "their" not "there"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2018 07:12 AM (O5K3f)

722 Lots of baby pic in the news this am...Bet you can't guess who's baby pic they are. Hint...children from SA. Governor Cuomo's hair is on fire.

Posted by: Colin at June 20, 2018 07:12 AM (vIgh9)

723 716 I got a feeling it's gonna be a good day.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 20, 2018 07:08 AM (EyPfd)

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4UqMyldS7Q

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 20, 2018 07:13 AM (v6Osy)

724 guess what day it is

hump day YEAH

youtube.com/watch?v=7LtjzQaFZ3k

Posted by: illiniwek at June 20, 2018 07:13 AM (bT8Z4)

725 I posted this yesterday, but the choice of charges says a lot.

https://cbsloc.al/2ypoInV

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 20, 2018 07:14 AM (EyPfd)

726 Talk to the Joooos, and their weather machine.

I think they work for Trump now.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 20, 2018 07:10 AM (EyPfd)


I knew it.

I'll bet the Jooos are running those "Tender Care Centers" where Trump sends kids to be tortured. You can't make good matzah balls without baby blood.

Posted by: Jwest at June 20, 2018 07:14 AM (/roJx)

727 Does anyone have any suggestions for my whiteboard sign for today?

Please-nothing really offensive. I don't want my house trashed. Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2018 06:37 AM (O5K3f)


Sure, but I don't think you'd use it:

Democrat Logic:

Ripping kids from their mother's arms = Nazi!

Ripping kids from their mother's womb = OK!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 20, 2018 07:15 AM (kqsXK)

728
"their" not "there"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2018 07:12 AM (O5K3f)

I have trouble with "to or too". Didn't think it was that important when I was in grade school, and still don't. Lazy I guess.

Posted by: Colin at June 20, 2018 07:15 AM (vIgh9)

729 "Butt Juice" is going to jail.

https://cbsloc.al/2tq63Ts

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 20, 2018 07:17 AM (EyPfd)

730 Morning all.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 20, 2018 07:18 AM (AenW3)

731 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 20, 2018 07:15 AM (kqsXK)

No; I probably wouldn't and I don't imagine anyone else would either. I don't disagree but...no. :^) I only know of two people who put out signs aside from "Hate Has No Home here" One is some crazy leftist who lives about a half an hour from me. They have at least 25 Anti Trump signs in their yard.

But that would be a good sign-to put up beside "Hate Has No Home here"..... "and your own front door isn't taking in immigrants ."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2018 07:19 AM (O5K3f)

732 OK, I'm going to get some tea and sit in isolation for a while. See you on JJs nooz thread.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 20, 2018 07:19 AM (kqsXK)

733 Baltimore.

Come for the ambiance.

Stay for the butt juice.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 20, 2018 07:20 AM (v6Osy)

734 Posted by: Colin at June 20, 2018 07:15 AM (vIgh9)

I don't have problems with "their" and "there"; I'm just an execrable typist and still half asleep.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2018 07:20 AM (O5K3f)

735 *waves to Ben Had*

Aloha!

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 20, 2018 07:20 AM (v6Osy)

Former Bush Ethics Lawyer Turned, Get This, Democrat Candidate for Minnesota Senate, Needs You to Know He's a Man's Man Tough Guy



Posted by: Ace of Spades at 08:38 PM




Comments

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1 Tucker's talking to him in one minute

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2018 08:39 PM (IqV8l)

2 Tucker's talking to him right now.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2018 08:40 PM (IqV8l)

3 Does he not sound *just exactly* like South Park's Mr Garrison?

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 19, 2018 08:40 PM (jn7FC)

4 I've seen this guy before. He clenches his teeth while talking.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2018 08:41 PM (IqV8l)

5 He's the Clutch Cargo guy.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2018 08:41 PM (IqV8l)

6
Thomas Hayden Church's great-great-grandfather.

LOL!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 19, 2018 08:42 PM (VM6ev)

7 Did Dick Painter have a stroke? His mouth doesn't seem to work properly, which is a significant problem for a politician.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at June 19, 2018 08:42 PM (rdl6o)

8
Taint Painter, there.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 19, 2018 08:42 PM (VM6ev)

9 "Why am I not 50 points ahead?"

Beta cucks don't know how to alpha, it always plays as comedy. EVERY.TIME.

Posted by: Max Power at June 19, 2018 08:44 PM (q177U)

10 If they know how to put out a fire, why did they allow so many Somalis to be re-settled there?

Posted by: notsothoreau at June 19, 2018 08:44 PM (JKNZq)

11 >>>Did Dick Painter have a stroke? His mouth doesn't seem to work properly, which is a significant problem for a politician.
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at June 19, 2018 08:42 PM (rdl6o)

Not for a power bottom.

Posted by: Max Power at June 19, 2018 08:44 PM (q177U)

12 Since I can't watch the vid, can I just hang out here with the cool kids?

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 19, 2018 08:44 PM (myjNJ)

13 Thanks, I needed a laugh

I'll bet he has bush family consultants helping him out.

I always felt bad for the father bush, taking so much shit for his "no new taxes" misstep.

and I stood with the son as he faced the treasonous dems in trying to fix iraq,...

but f**k them, the horse they rode in on, and and everyone they brought with them to dc. (especially condi :O...)

Reagan's biggest mistake.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 19, 2018 08:45 PM (LWu6U)

14
His body is so rigid, it looks like he's reacting to having just walked through a carwash with homeless people urine raining down on him, open mouthed.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 19, 2018 08:45 PM (VM6ev)

15 Just saw him on Tucker. Wondered why he talks so fucked up.


Interet's best guess is Bell's Palsy, but I haven't looked that up yet.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 19, 2018 08:45 PM (fuK7c)

16 This guy sounds like he comes from about a thousand miles south of Minnesota. Carpet bagging in the other direction.

Posted by: Midwestern voter at June 19, 2018 08:45 PM (YtsCi)

17 Such an unfortunate name. What were his parents thinking?

Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at June 19, 2018 08:46 PM (6Jzz+)

18 Twitter videos aren't working for me again.

Posted by: rickl at June 19, 2018 08:46 PM (sdi6R)

19 Oh goodie, Cathy Areu coming up.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2018 08:47 PM (IqV8l)

20 So, if I've got this right, he's adopted an anti-dumpster fire position.

Whew! Glad we got that settled!

Posted by: Ersatz at June 19, 2018 08:47 PM (44PTs)

21 That's a spoof right?

Is it April fools?

Posted by: Simplemind at June 19, 2018 08:47 PM (ZuGkg)

22 His Paralysis is the complication of shinlges.

Posted by: BluesFish at June 19, 2018 08:47 PM (pJgj9)

23 Doesn't look like Bell's palsy. that just affects one side of the face. (see Nancy Zieman of sewing fame)

And I think this guy is confused. He's talking about DC but running for governor? Why doesn't he run for the Senate instead?

Posted by: notsothoreau at June 19, 2018 08:47 PM (JKNZq)

24 Is it my imagination or is there something a little off about Dick? And do we need more retards in Washington? After watching part of that hearing today it seems like the short bus is full.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at June 19, 2018 08:47 PM (rdl6o)

25
Interet's best guess is Bell's Palsy, but I haven't looked that up yet.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 19, 2018 08:45 PM (fuK7c)

Just saw the video, and my first thought was he either had a stroke or Bell's Palsy. My sister had that, and it was unpleasant-took three months to resolve.

Posted by: moki at June 19, 2018 08:47 PM (V+V48)

26 I posted this yesterday. This guy talks like he's got a dick in his mouth.

Posted by: Eric Holder at June 19, 2018 08:48 PM (r9UYA)

27 Minnesota tough. Its like Minnesota Nice but it only applies to lutefish and pussies like this haircut.

Posted by: Regular joe at June 19, 2018 08:48 PM (7PllL)

28 off dirty sock

Posted by: Under Fire at June 19, 2018 08:48 PM (r9UYA)

29 I got through 31 seconds of this 40 second ad.
Since he's Da Meme Mastah!, allow me to suggest an ad more suited to his talents. He should cringe. In front of the camera, for 40 seconds.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 19, 2018 08:49 PM (6FqZa)

30 How many miliGores were released in that campaign add?

Posted by: PhilDirt at June 19, 2018 08:49 PM (5FeFH)

31 Ramsay Hunt syndrome. Includes dementia, so yea, a good candidate for Senate.

Posted by: BluesFish at June 19, 2018 08:49 PM (pJgj9)

32 ace is posting a lot. and very rapidly.

Posted by: monkey on crack at June 19, 2018 08:49 PM (ItyGR)

33 >>His Paralysis is the complication of shinlges.

That settles it. I'm hiring an illegal to do the roof job.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2018 08:49 PM (/tuJf)

34 This is a joke, right? The voice is dubbed, and the Bells Palsy is makeup, right?

It seriously looks like a Phil hartman skit from SNL.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 19, 2018 08:50 PM (Agn5J)

35 Bell's Palsy

Sounds more like Balls' Gargly.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 19, 2018 08:50 PM (6FqZa)

36 I watched it with the sound off. Is he suggesting a new detention facility for illegals?

Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 19, 2018 08:50 PM (vDapD)

37

You're fucked up, you talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 19, 2018 08:50 PM (UFLLM)

38 I've seen this guy before. He clenches his teeth while talking.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2018 08:41 PM (IqV8l)

******************************

He's like a bad ventriloquist or his dummy.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 19, 2018 08:51 PM (PvFoN)

39
What's with the botox face..... oh never mind.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 19, 2018 08:51 PM (r+sAi)

40 OK this if from the onion right?


there is no way on this planet that his campaign team told him this was a good idea.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 19, 2018 08:51 PM (+Dllb)

41 Judging from the Senate as presently constituted, he is a natural.
(This comment is not to be confused as an endorsement...)

Posted by: navybrat, pass the popcorn at June 19, 2018 08:51 PM (w7KSn)

42 Dick Painter. I'm sure he has no adolescent hangups being expressed here.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at June 19, 2018 08:51 PM (ORa54)

43 >>Sounds more like Balls' Gargly.

Gupin' goop.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 19, 2018 08:51 PM (Agn5J)

44 The dumpster fire has more charisma than this guy.

Posted by: random lurker commenter at June 19, 2018 08:51 PM (oLa9K)

45 Unfrozen Caveman Senator

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 19, 2018 08:51 PM (UOcKN)

46 Hello, my name is Eric Scrotimoff and I'm running for congress.BTW, NGU- congratulations, Captain Sir! Will you allow an old Chief to buy you a beer?

Posted by: Eromero at June 19, 2018 08:51 PM (zLDYs)

47 >His Paralysis is the complication of shinlges.

So an anti-vaxxer? I would expect no less from Minnesota

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 19, 2018 08:51 PM (LWu6U)

48 How nice. A man with what appears to be a near-motionless Botox face doing the "dumb southerner" routine about fake news as a part of a campaign ad centered around a tired metaphor.

Screw him. It is America's looniest state, though, so I'll guess that he pulls in 85% of the vote.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2018 08:51 PM (hYcqw)

49 That last pose is hilarious! He looks like a little kid told to look fierce to amuse his grandfather. Perfect for a Bushie dweeb.

Posted by: JTB at June 19, 2018 08:52 PM (V+03K)

50 That ad is cringeworthy.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 19, 2018 08:52 PM (TdMsT)

51 Well, this is the state that put a pro-wrestler in the governors mansion, and let an un-funny comedian steal a congressional seat.

Posted by: doug whiddon at June 19, 2018 08:52 PM (ek0tc)

52 A campaign ad depicting a dumpster fire is itself a complete dumpster fire.

#META

Posted by: Ersatz at June 19, 2018 08:52 PM (44PTs)

53 Does he not sound *just exactly* like South Park's Mr Garrison?
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 19, 2018 08:40 PM (jn7FC)


You're not wrong.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 19, 2018 08:52 PM (fZuhk)

54 "Yeah, I painted a few dicks in my day. Wanna fight about it?"

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 19, 2018 08:52 PM (Agn5J)

55 Wasn't it proven that Rachel Carson's Silent Spring was horseshit! Tucker let her get away that crap being provably false.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at June 19, 2018 08:53 PM (rdl6o)

56 HOLY CRAP JORDAN PETERSON IS ON TUCKER

Posted by: canned hate at June 19, 2018 08:53 PM (ItyGR)

57 His Paralysis is the complication of shinlges.
Posted by: BluesFish at June 19, 2018 08:47 PM (pJgj9)
++++++
Alright, I will retract the "Botox face" part of my reply. I made a bad assumption about the vanity for which politicians are known.

I stand by the rest.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2018 08:53 PM (hYcqw)

58 You know what he should do? Spray himself in the face with pepper spray!

Posted by: tu3031 at June 19, 2018 08:53 PM (O5Q3r)

59 >>Well, this is the state that put a pro-wrestler in the governors mansion, and let an un-funny comedian steal a congressional seat.

And still not nearly as screwed up as California.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2018 08:53 PM (/tuJf)

60 Painter? I hardly know her!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 19, 2018 08:54 PM (Agn5J)

61 Wasn't it proven that Rachel Carson's Silent Spring was horseshit! Tucker let her get away that crap being provably false.


Posted by: Concerned People's Front at June 19, 2018 08:53 PM

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She has more murders to her credit than either Stalin or Mao. 50+ MILLION and counting as a direct result of her fiction book.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 19, 2018 08:54 PM (+Dllb)

62 Didn't we cover this ass wipe's campaign a few weeks ago titled "Mr. Parasite Goes to Washington"?....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 19, 2018 08:54 PM (EoRCO)

63 He sounds like a cartoon character.

Posted by: CMU VET at June 19, 2018 08:54 PM (C+wjz)

64 We'll horseshit, I can't get the video to start. I'll bet he looks ghey though. Does he look ghey? Bet it's ghey.

Posted by: Jabroni at June 19, 2018 08:54 PM (Jl8nA)

65
He talks like a fag and his shit's retarded

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 19, 2018 08:54 PM (pNxlR)

66 For those of you with kids, he also sounds like Zoos from Gravity Falls.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 19, 2018 08:54 PM (Agn5J)

67 TLW

He is a dumpster fire or something?

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 19, 2018 08:54 PM (NLQj5)

68 Any other state, I'd say they would laugh him off the stage, but this being Minnie Soda....

Posted by: BurtTC at June 19, 2018 08:54 PM (cY3LT)

69 He's a Mike Judge character, right?

Spokesmodel for Preparation H?

Posted by: ro-man at June 19, 2018 08:55 PM (RuIsu)

70 I actually put out a dumpster fire, years ago. Brought up the water truck and used the firehouse in the front. Lot's of fun doing that.
********

By the way - who was the stiff with the stick up the stick up the stick up his ass in the video?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Inspector General and his Electric Accordian Band! at June 19, 2018 08:55 PM (0QYMt)

71 It's a comedy bit, right? It's got to be a comedy bit. Please tell me it's a comedy bit

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 19, 2018 08:55 PM (SiINZ)

72 Ok, the guy is creepy, doofy, and weird, but it is MN, it just might work.

Posted by: Quint at June 19, 2018 08:55 PM (n13/j)

73 Dumpster FAHRR!

Okay, so he's had a stroke or two. It's still funny.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at June 19, 2018 08:56 PM (SN4NF)

74
His campaign manager's name is Pole Smoker. Amirite?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 19, 2018 08:56 PM (pNxlR)

75 Does that guy have a Beavis nose, or was that Butthead?

Posted by: Miklos from arch support at June 19, 2018 08:56 PM (zCyNd)

76 Dick Paint the Fence

Posted by: Mr Miyagi at June 19, 2018 08:56 PM (+FSZM)

77 I'm Clutch Cargo, and I approve this message!

Posted by: tu3031 at June 19, 2018 08:56 PM (O5Q3r)

78 I think I'm gonna barf!

Posted by: Margie Gunderson at June 19, 2018 08:56 PM (Agn5J)

79 dammit Tucker , you gave the racist, Obama-lickers 3 whole minutes apiece -

Dr. Jordan Peterson deserves his own damn segment!

Posted by: canned hate at June 19, 2018 08:56 PM (ItyGR)

80 People paid money for that commercial. There were writers, a director, editors. None of them said no.

Thieves they are.

Posted by: Simplemind at June 19, 2018 08:56 PM (ZuGkg)

81
Being Minnesota, what are the odds of him winning? No matter how much of a joke he is

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 19, 2018 08:57 PM (SiINZ)

82 in minnesota, this guy is a rocket surgeon.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 19, 2018 08:57 PM (KP5rU)

83
HOLY CRAP JORDAN PETERSON IS ON TUCKER
Posted by: canned hate


He was the antidote to Creepy Cathy.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2018 08:57 PM (IqV8l)

84 He's kinda funny lookin'.

Ya?

Ya!

Posted by: Every Cast Member Of Fargo at June 19, 2018 08:57 PM (Agn5J)

85 Does that guy have a Beavis nose, or was that Butthead?
Posted by: Miklos from arch support at June 19, 2018 08:56 PM (zCyNd)


Guy Smiley, Sesame Street. I never forget a Muppet.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 19, 2018 08:57 PM (fZuhk)

86 Ok, the guy is creepy, doofy, and weird, but it is MN, it just might work.
Posted by: Quint at June 19, 2018 08:55 PM (n13/j)

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This is the State that elected Al Franken......twice. I'd say this guy knows his target audience pretty well.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 19, 2018 08:57 PM (I16G8)

87
This is nowhere as good a Demon Sheep.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 19, 2018 08:57 PM (r+sAi)

88 I missed Peterson because I couldn't stand that stupid bint Tucker had on. God in Heaven I want to stab her eyeballs.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 19, 2018 08:57 PM (dUJdY)

89 Being Minnesota, what are the odds of him winning? No matter how much of a joke he is
....


Senator Al Franken

*mic drop*

Posted by: canned hate at June 19, 2018 08:58 PM (ItyGR)

90 I had the same problem with Vukmir's ad the next state over.

Vukmir put her face next to the word 'threatened'. I get that she wants to present herself as the candidate who overcomes the threats. But at the same time she looks weak.

This Mr Garrison soundalike wants to portray himself as the man to put out the dumpster fire. But in so doing he's associated his face (and voice) with a burning load of crap.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 19, 2018 08:58 PM (6FqZa)

91 64 We'll horseshit, I can't get the video to start. I'll bet he looks ghey though. Does he look ghey? Bet it's ghey.
Posted by: Jabroni at June 19, 2018 08:54 PM (Jl8nA)

Doubt it, this guy's ass is so tight I don't thing anything much bigger than a straw's going up his squeekhole.

Posted by: random lurker commenter at June 19, 2018 08:58 PM (oLa9K)

92 HOLY CRAP JORDAN PETERSON IS ON TUCKER
Posted by: canned hate
+++++++
Got me to tune in. Agree with 79.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2018 08:58 PM (hYcqw)

93 10,000 lakes, and 5,000,000 retards.

Painter obviously being one of them.

Why are wasting perfectly good desert when we could store nuclear waste in Minnesota? Accelerating the rate of evolution there could only have a positive effect.

(Btw, am I the only who suspects Painter has a broomstick up his ass when he recorded this commercial?)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 08:58 PM (YqDXo)

94 Everyone knows that in Minnesota, dumpster fires are extinguished with Jello salad.

Posted by: Miklos from arch support management at June 19, 2018 08:58 PM (zCyNd)

95
58 You know what he should do? Spray himself in the face with pepper spray!
Posted by: tu3031 at June 19, 2018 08:53 PM (O5Q3r)


I heard the audio of that on Rich Zeoli's radio talk show last week. I laughed so hard at how stupid it was.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 19, 2018 08:58 PM (pNxlR)

96 The near perfect Leftie-Bushie-NTrumper candidate. 100% Lunatic

Posted by: oh brother at June 19, 2018 08:58 PM (6OUNd)

97 The gerbil's dead, Dick.

Posted by: Bones McCoy at June 19, 2018 08:59 PM (Agn5J)

98 People paid money for that commercial. There were writers, a director, editors. None of them said no.

Thieves they are.
Posted by: Simplemind
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Embarrassing. Maybe he wrote the script himself.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, deplorable cultist at June 19, 2018 08:59 PM (kBWZu)

99 7 Did Dick Painter have a stroke? His mouth doesn't seem to work properly, which is a significant problem for a politician.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at June 19, 2018 08:42 PM (rdl6o)

++++

In July 2015, Painter was diagnosed with shingles and Ramsay Hunt syndrome, leaving his face partially paralyzed.

And.

Ramsay Hunt syndrome type 2 is the reactivation of herpes zoster in the geniculate ganglion. It is sometimes called herpes zoster oticus, and has variable presentation which may include a lower motor neuron lesion of the facial nerve, deafness, vertigo, and pain. A triad of ipsilateral facial paralysis, ear pain, and vesicles on the face, on the ear, or in the ear is the typical presentation.

All from Wiki.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 19, 2018 08:59 PM (pvjTE)

100 Ethics Lawyer?
Democrat Candidate?
Minnesota Senate?
Man's Man?
Tough Guy?

Ace, you kidder you! I'm filling my Depends I'm laughing so hard.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 19, 2018 08:59 PM (9BLnV)

101 70 I actually put out a dumpster fire, years ago. Brought up the water truck and used the firehouse in the front. Lot's of fun doing that.
********

Water like from the toilet?

Should have used Brawndo. It's got the electrolytes that dumpster fire's crave.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 19, 2018 08:59 PM (UOcKN)

102
94 Everyone knows that in Minnesota, dumpster fires are extinguished with Jello salad.
Posted by: Miklos from arch support management at June 19, 2018 08:58 PM (zCyNd)


Lutefisk. Nothing better!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 19, 2018 08:59 PM (pNxlR)

103 Willowed. I had mentioned Maxine Waters in the last thread, and then remembered some ancient history:
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Speaking of Maxine Waters, anybody here remember when she was the "Representative from Rap-A-Lot Records" in the late 90s?

She was on the take, and effectively ended the investigation of the Geto Boys and their bespoke record label for trafficking large quantities of cocaine in Houston. She alleged systematic racism on behalf of the DEA field office and it's legendary drug investigator, Jack Schumacher, who had hounded the group since the late '80s.

Geto Boys subsequently released the album "The Foundation," with the lyric in the song "Yes Yes Y'all:"

"We sent the whole world a fuck-you note /
Shumacher's got a desk job /
Fuck you, hoes."

Maxine subsequently got hit with an ethics investigation (nothing happened, of course) by the House Committee on Government Reform. It's spokesman at the time was Sean Spicer.

Just a fun bit of corruption history I thought of, because I happen to be a GB fan, and I hate Maxine.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2018 08:59 PM (UiRxW)

104 91 64 We'll horseshit, I can't get the video to start. I'll bet he looks ghey though. Does he look ghey? Bet it's ghey.
Posted by: Jabroni at June 19, 2018 08:54 PM (Jl8nA)

Doubt it, this guy's ass is so tight I don't thing anything much bigger than a straw's going up his squeekhole.
Posted by: random lurker commenter at June 19, 2018 08:58 PM (oLa9K)


a) he does look ghey

b) I'm covering all bets that there's been LOTS bigger than straws up his squeaker.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 08:59 PM (YqDXo)

105 This is the State that elected Al Franken......twice. I'd say this guy knows his target audience pretty well.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 19, 2018 08:57 PM (I16G

Jesse Ventura too.

Posted by: Quint at June 19, 2018 08:59 PM (n13/j)

106
Being Minnesota, what are the odds of him winning? No matter how much of a joke he is
....



Senator Al Franken

*mic drop*


Posted by: canned hate at June 19, 2018 08:58 PM (ItyGR)
********************

Jessie Ventura

Posted by: redridinghood at June 19, 2018 08:59 PM (PvFoN)

107 At least you can't say he talks out both sides of his mouth....

Posted by: Mouth dysfunctions at June 19, 2018 09:00 PM (8qYU4)

108 Speaking of Maxine Waters, anybody here remember when she was the "Representative from Rap-A-Lot Records" in the late 90s?

I thought she was the representative from Club 85.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 09:00 PM (YqDXo)

109 Hey!

Hannity has ...wait for it....wait for it...


"Breaking News"

Posted by: canned hate at June 19, 2018 09:01 PM (ItyGR)

110
I wonder who looked at this video and said, It's a winner Dick let's go with it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 19, 2018 09:01 PM (SiINZ)

111 I suspect his handler told him, "Perfect posture! You need perfect posture to get votes!"

I speak from experience. I have bad posture and am working on fixing it. Deliberate attention to posture gives me the "broomstick up your ass" look, too.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2018 09:01 PM (hYcqw)

112 105 This is the State that elected Al Franken......twice. I'd say this guy knows his target audience pretty well.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 19, 2018 08:57 PM (I16G

Jesse Ventura too.
Posted by: Quint at June 19, 2018 08:59 PM (n13/j)


And people make fun of California. Half of the worst liberals here are FROM Minnesota.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 09:01 PM (YqDXo)

113 Why are wasting perfectly good desert when we could store nuclear waste in Minnesota? Accelerating the rate of evolution there could only have a positive effect.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 08:58 PM (YqDXo)

Not if we get Planet of the Apes! And there are plenty of Somalians in Minnesota now.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 19, 2018 09:01 PM (9BLnV)

114 Senator Al Franken

*mic drop*

Posted by: canned hate at June 19, 2018 08:58 PM (ItyGR)

There is only one reason why sedans have a market in Minnesota, rather than SUVs or pickups.

Trunks.

Posted by: Miklos from not a GM customer at June 19, 2018 09:02 PM (zCyNd)

115 People keep referring to Painter as an ex-Bushie but for the last number of years he has been working for the Soros funded CREW and tried to sue Trump for emolument retard shit.

He's a lefty loon and always has been.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2018 09:02 PM (/tuJf)

116 I thought she was the representative from Club 85
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What's Club 85?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2018 09:02 PM (UiRxW)

117 According to Sheila Jackson Lee or whatever, Ron rosenstein is getting fired on Friday.

Posted by: Simplemind at June 19, 2018 09:02 PM (ZuGkg)

118 Palpatine Greater Eurasian Co-Prosperity Sphere Plan, amended.
1. Glass Western Europe and the Middle East.
1.a. Glass Minnesota

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 19, 2018 09:02 PM (fA1SL)

119
Doubt it, this guy's ass is so tight I don't thing anything much bigger than a straw's going up his squeekhole.


"Why, I say boy, why he was so scared, you couldn'ta driven a needle up his ass with a sledgehammah."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 19, 2018 09:02 PM (HaL55)

120 This is nowhere as good a Demon Sheep.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 19, 2018 08:57 PM

Remember, Carly Fiorina paid for that. She was one of the GOP's 15 best and brightest that Trump whomped in '16.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at June 19, 2018 09:03 PM (SN4NF)

121 you people talk about ventura and franken. mark dayton is a bigger phucktard than those two added together. icebacks never fucking learn.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 19, 2018 09:03 PM (KP5rU)

122 Everyone knows that in Minnesota, dumpster fires are extinguished with Jello salad.
Posted by: Miklos
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Where all of the women are strong, the men good looking, and the politicians are dumber than dirt.

Posted by: Garrison 'The Groper' Keillor at June 19, 2018 09:03 PM (pNih8)

123 Okay I don't feel right laughing at that video. What's wrong with him? Serious question.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 19, 2018 09:03 PM (dUJdY)

124 "What's wrong with your faaaace?"

Posted by: Alex at June 19, 2018 09:04 PM (vshng)

125 This guy's got no chance. Not weird enough for us.

Posted by: mikeski from MN at June 19, 2018 09:04 PM (JGBbg)

126 OK this if from the onion right?


The one on his belt ?

Posted by: JT at June 19, 2018 09:04 PM (nBx9H)

127 I thought she was the representative from Club 85.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 09:00 PM (YqDXo)

That would be eddi FI.

Posted by: Maxine Waters Hair at June 19, 2018 09:04 PM (zAmE9)

128 Should have used Brawndo. It's got the electrolytes that dumpster fire's crave.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 19, 2018 08:59 PM (UOcKN)
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Awesome. *golf clap*

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2018 09:05 PM (UiRxW)

129 What's Club 85?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2018 09:02 PM (UiRxW)


The first rule of Club 85 is that we don't talk about Club 85.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 09:05 PM (YqDXo)

130 Palpatine Greater Eurasian Co-Prosperity Sphere Plan, amended.
1. Glass Western Europe and the Middle East.
1.a. Glass Minnesota
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 19, 2018 09:02 PM (fA1SL)
++++++++++
Palp, what are you united under? I assume it isn't a pagoda.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2018 09:05 PM (hYcqw)

131 So are you sure that isn't a campaign ad from Idiocracy?

Posted by: `8-` at June 19, 2018 09:05 PM (+DkQm)

132 Okay I don't feel right laughing at that video. What's wrong with him? Serious question.
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He's got a medical issue. But what's wrong with him is that he's a democrat from Minnesota.

Posted by: Simplemind at June 19, 2018 09:05 PM (ZuGkg)

133 1.a. Glass Minnesota

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 19, 2018 09:02 PM (fA1SL)

3M (Minnesota Mining and Manufacturing) was founded by three guys who thought hey had bought a valuable mining concession, to find out it was nothing but sand. Clever guys; they invented sandpaper.

But the presence of the basic material for vitrification is well established.

Posted by: Miklos from a practical point of view at June 19, 2018 09:06 PM (zCyNd)

134 Just to make the point clear from the earlier posts.

When people talk about Labor wanting Britain to be "more multicultural"

Multi-cultural here means "less British"


As always, when people say they want more diversity or multi-cultural it is just a euphemism. They are saying they hate you, and want to end you.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 19, 2018 09:06 PM (LWu6U)

135 1.a. Glass Minnesota
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 19, 2018 09:02 PM (fA1SL)
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I think it's half icebacks, half Somali, anyway.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2018 09:06 PM (UiRxW)

136 >>According to Sheila Jackson Lee or whatever, Ron rosenstein is getting fired on Friday.


According to Sheila Jackson Lee, astronauts planted a US flag on Mars.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2018 09:06 PM (/tuJf)

137 Doubt it, this guy's ass is so tight I don't thing anything much bigger than a straw's going up his squeekhole.

"Why, I say boy, why he was so scared, you couldn'ta driven a needle up his ass with a sledgehammah."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 19, 2018 09:02 PM (HaL55)


"Couldn't have pulled a needle out of his ass with a tractor."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 09:06 PM (YqDXo)

138 130. The Greater Eurasian Co-Prosperity Sphere is united by the following principles:
1. Fuck those guys
2. Warfare
3. SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 19, 2018 09:07 PM (fA1SL)

139 14
His body is so rigid, it looks like he's reacting to having just walked through a carwash with homeless people urine raining down on him, open mouthed.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 19, 2018 08:45 PM (VM6ev)

He's so stiff he make Al Gore look like an autofellatio freak.

(h/t Dennis Miller)

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 19, 2018 09:07 PM (4ErVI)

140 Palp, what are you united under? I assume it isn't a pagoda.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2018 09:05 PM (hYcqw)
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All corners of the world under one dacha.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2018 09:07 PM (UiRxW)

141 What about the candidate who pepper sprayed himself in a commercial to prove that nobody needs a gun? That's probably the best/worst I've ever seen. Truly guffaw worthy. He probably thought it would go "viral" with the kids.

Posted by: Mega at June 19, 2018 09:07 PM (rv0Fo)

142 OK, joking about his paralysis is mean. But he really should do something about the dead raccoon on his head.

Posted by: Alex at June 19, 2018 09:07 PM (vshng)

143 Maybe because Minn. has so much good fishing, I imagined Painter holding that last pose with a Mepps lure dangling from the corner of his mouth. Guess I have a weird imagination. But it's funny.

Posted by: JTB at June 19, 2018 09:07 PM (V+03K)

144 He looks and talks like a Dick Tracy villain.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at June 19, 2018 09:08 PM (T71PA)

145 "Couldn't have pulled a needle out of his ass with a tractor."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 09:06 PM (YqDXo)

Shove a lump of coal up his ass, it would come out a diamond.

Posted by: golfman at June 19, 2018 09:08 PM (zAmE9)

146 "What's wrong with your faaaace?"
Posted by: Alex
==========

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Henry Waxman at June 19, 2018 09:08 PM (pNih8)

147 140. * fistbump *
This guy gets it.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 19, 2018 09:08 PM (fA1SL)

148 According to Sheila Jackson Lee or whatever, Ron rosenstein is getting fired on Friday.


According to Sheila Jackson Lee, astronauts planted a US flag on Mars.
=======
And your point would be .....

/sarcasm off

Posted by: Simplemind at June 19, 2018 09:08 PM (ZuGkg)

149 OK, joking about his paralysis is mean. But he really should do something about the dead raccoon on his head.
Posted by: Alex at June 19, 2018 09:07 PM (vshng)
++++++++
Not just anyone can be Donald J. "Samson" Trump.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2018 09:08 PM (hYcqw)

150 Doubt it, this guy's ass is so tight I don't thing anything much bigger than a straw's going up his squeekhole.



"Why, I say boy, why he was so scared, you couldn'ta driven a needle up his ass with a sledgehammah."



"Couldn't have pulled a needle out of his ass with a tractor."



Swallowed a penny and shit copper wire.

Posted by: canned hate at June 19, 2018 09:09 PM (ItyGR)

151 His body is so rigid, it looks like he's reacting to having just walked through a carwash with homeless people urine raining down on him, open mouthed.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 19, 2018 08:45 PM (VM6ev)


He looked like he was the guy with the pager up his ass who the ER staff periodically called.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 09:09 PM (YqDXo)

152 Just to make the point clear from the earlier posts.

When people talk about Labor wanting Britain to be "more multicultural"

Multi-cultural here means "less British"


As always, when people say they want more diversity or multi-cultural it is just a euphemism. They are saying they hate you, and want to end you.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 19, 2018 09:06 PM (LWu6U)



Enoch Powell: I tried to warn them 50 years ago, but would they listen? Noooo

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 19, 2018 09:09 PM (SiINZ)

153 And people make fun of California. Half of the worst liberals here are FROM Minnesota.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 09:01 PM (YqDXo)

---------

I do occasionally make fun of CA, because of the loonie policies the Coastals and Sacramento have enacted, not the general populace.

And, I have never been insensitive enough to simply tell someone they need to move to the South or wherever, because I understand how difficult that can be, with professional and family entanglements, as well as a love for their home state.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 19, 2018 09:10 PM (I16G8)

154 All corners of the world under one dacha.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2018 09:07 PM (UiRxW)
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We all get dachas? I'm in. It used to just be a chicken in every pot. We've come a long way, baby. Those SMRs sure know how to raise the bar.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2018 09:10 PM (hYcqw)

155 This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Henry Waxman at June 19, 2018 09:08 PM (pNih


I'd like to take this opportunity to bring the thread's attention one of ace's top five headlines of all time:

"Henry Waxman To Retire, Saying He Wants to Spend More Time With Children, Frightening Them With His Monsterface"

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/346832.php

Posted by: hogmartin at June 19, 2018 09:10 PM (fZuhk)

156 > What's wrong with him?

Aside from the face thing, he is playing a rough guy standing in front of a dumpster with a gentle fire, talking about how other people don't want to put it out.

It is hilariously fake bravado. Then there is a shower of water from above.

This man has never seen a dumpster fire. (they are wild and shoot dozens of feet into the air) has never held a hose thicker than his hammechler shmeckler garden hose, and never gotten soot under his finger nails. But he is a tough guy. He will stand up to the PDT.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 19, 2018 09:10 PM (LWu6U)

157 Maybe because Minn. has so much good fishing

On fishing sites, the fish say that Minnesota has a lot of good peopling, although out-smarting Minnesotans isn't much of a challenge.

See, e.g., Sweden's immigration policies.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 09:10 PM (YqDXo)

158 Geeze, Gowdy knows how to ask the questions, whether he gets anything done or not.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, deplorable cultist at June 19, 2018 09:10 PM (LUV9/)

159 Only Bush would hire a guy named Dick Painter.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at June 19, 2018 09:11 PM (T71PA)

160 That video was just weird, off kilter--his speech pattern, his body language. Like some SNL or SCTV character.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at June 19, 2018 09:11 PM (RfnqA)

161 156 > What's wrong with him?

Aside from the face thing, he is playing a rough guy standing in front of a dumpster with a gentle fire, talking about how other people don't want to put it out.

It is hilariously fake bravado. Then there is a shower of water from above.

This man has never seen a dumpster fire. (they are wild and shoot dozens of feet into the air) has never held a hose thicker than his hammechler shmeckler garden hose, and never gotten soot under his finger nails. But he is a tough guy. He will stand up to the PDT.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 19, 2018 09:10 PM (LWu6U)


You want to see him jump into action, tell him his bathhouse is on fire. THEN you'll see some serious action.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 09:11 PM (YqDXo)

162 Painter and an Ambulance Chaser apparently have interchangeable ads.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 19, 2018 09:11 PM (H8S+R)

163 Lutefisk. Nothing better!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 19, 2018 08:59 PM (pNxlR)
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The notion of a bin full of burning lutefisk is truly stomach-churning.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2018 09:12 PM (hYcqw)

164 159 Only Bush would hire a guy named Dick Painter.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at June 19, 2018 09:11 PM (T71PA)


"Just to be clear, Mr. Painter ... "

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 09:12 PM (YqDXo)

165 "Henry Waxman To Retire, Saying He Wants to Spend More Time With Children, Frightening Them With His Monsterface"

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/346832.php
Posted by: hogmartin at June 19, 2018 09:10 PM (fZuhk)

Waxman *is* Bat Boy!

Posted by: DR.WTF? at June 19, 2018 09:12 PM (T71PA)

166 Dick Painter? Hey, it's a living.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at June 19, 2018 09:12 PM (RfnqA)

167 The notion of a bin full of burning lutefisk is truly stomach-churning.
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Couldn't agree more. Such a waste!

Posted by: Al Franken at June 19, 2018 09:13 PM (ZuGkg)

168 Lutefisk. Nothing better!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 19, 2018 08:59 PM (pNxlR) /i]

For dropping on ISIS.

Btw, now that the Magic Negro is out of public housing, notice how we don't hear shit about ISIS anymore?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 09:13 PM (YqDXo)

169 If lutefisk could "burn" it would be part of the recipe.

Posted by: ro-man at June 19, 2018 09:13 PM (RuIsu)

170 I actually could see Trump dropping the hammer on Ronny boy on Friday.

With the outrage already dialed up to 11 for da kidz? Absolutely. It's what he does.

Plus it smash cuts from the border to ZOMG HE FIRED ROSENSTEIN!!

Expect suicides. Hopefully televised.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 19, 2018 09:13 PM (4ErVI)

171 We all get dachas? I'm in. It used to just be a chicken in every pot. We've come a long way, baby. Those SMRs sure know how to raise the bar.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2018 09:10 PM (hYcqw)
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Well yeah... we get dachas. The vanquished get kommunal'ki.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2018 09:14 PM (UiRxW)

172 You know what we were thinking? We were thinking, "Imma vote for Bush. That's like another four years of Reagan, right? Right?!?"

And we were wrong. We were so wrong, it boggles the mind. We forgot Poppa Bush's history as CIA director. And all the crap that goes along with it. We forgot how and why VPs are chosen (hint: it's got nothing EVER to do with the presidential candidate's politics*).

We forgot these things. And we fucked up.

*This current administration may or may not comply with this rule. Ask me in 16 years.

Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at June 19, 2018 09:14 PM (C1NyB)

173 Palpatine Greater Eurasian Co-Prosperity Sphere Plan, amended.
1. Glass Western Europe and the Middle East.
1.a. Glass Minnesota
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 19, 2018 09:02 PM

That would result in an unacceptable amount of lutefisk fallout. Think of the children downwind.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 19, 2018 09:14 PM (BAML8)

174 Cringe-inducing ad.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 19, 2018 09:14 PM (iTpm7)

175 1.a. Glass Minnesota

Southern Minnesota. The North half is mostly good peeps, and they have the cannibalism problem exterminated, there is no cannibalism in Minnesota. Absolutely none, and when I say none, I mean there is a certain amount...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 19, 2018 09:14 PM (UFLLM)

176 And, I have never been insensitive enough to simply
tell someone they need to move to the South or wherever, because I
understand how difficult that can be, with professional and family
entanglements, as well as a love for their home state.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 19, 2018 09:10 PM (I16G

specific personal issues aside. Americans are too "sticky" these days. One of the catalysts for the Americans post war boom was the willingness for Americans to move to where the best opportunity was located. JMO.

Posted by: Quint at June 19, 2018 09:14 PM (n13/j)

177 Mr. Dumpster, that's his name.
A flaming dumpster is his fame.
Mr. Dumpster. Dumb-Dumb.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 19, 2018 09:14 PM (Zskvw)

178 He is a Herpes American and proud of his heritage.

Proud I say!

You Zoster Haters go eat some hate chicken or something.

Posted by: Naturalfake at June 19, 2018 09:14 PM (ZSkht)

179 166 Dick Painter? Hey, it's a living.
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at June 19, 2018 09:12 PM (RfnqA)


Even Adolf painted landscapes. Painting dicks? I don't even want to know.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 09:14 PM (YqDXo)

180 Damn! How many times can I vote for this guy!

Posted by: Max Headroom at June 19, 2018 09:14 PM (O5Q3r)

181 173.
Omelets, eggs.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 19, 2018 09:14 PM (fA1SL)

182 Looks like I'm moving and we have to call hospice. Stage 4 brain cancer and alzhiemers.

Posted by: Infidel at June 19, 2018 09:14 PM (LBSeG)

183 Who is afraid of a dumpster fire?

What is he saying, that only minnesota people with ten thousand lakes know how to put water on a dumpster fire?

And Washington, D.C. isn't a dumpster fire, it is a cesspool of corrupt politicians,

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 19, 2018 09:14 PM (roQNm)

184 Btw, now that the Magic Negro is out of public housing, notice how we don't hear shit about ISIS anymore?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 09:13 PM (YqDXo)


Uuuuhhhh, that would be ISIL.

Posted by: Preznit Pantload at June 19, 2018 09:14 PM (T71PA)

185 *squeek*

Posted by: Painted Dick at June 19, 2018 09:14 PM (Tyii7)

186 In Colorado Lopez just pissed me off. Where do you differ from Trump? I would not have passed the huge tax bill? Seriously WTF? Do you mean the budget bill? Cuz the tax (cut) bill is one of the few things that congress had to do and the RINOs didn't welsh on and not signing that would have been a horrible mistake.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at June 19, 2018 09:15 PM (eASYU)

187 He looks and talks like a Dick Tracy villain.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at June 19, 2018 09:08 PM (T71PA)

Hahaha...yup. He's known as Herpmouth in the criminal underworld.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 19, 2018 09:15 PM (EoRCO)

188
Dick "Conehead" Painter

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 19, 2018 09:15 PM (SiINZ)

189
>>We forgot these things. And we fucked up.

What I want to know is, who is GWB's real father?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 19, 2018 09:15 PM (LWu6U)

190 BREAKING

Lake Wobegon to replace Yucca Mountain as nuclear waste disposal site

Somali owned company given contract for life of project, or of the workers

Posted by: MiklosWatch at June 19, 2018 09:16 PM (zCyNd)

191 172 You know what we were thinking? We were thinking, "Imma vote for Bush. That's like another four years of Reagan, right? Right?!?"

And we were wrong. We were so wrong, it boggles the mind. We forgot Poppa Bush's history as CIA director. And all the crap that goes along with it. We forgot how and why VPs are chosen (hint: it's got nothing EVER to do with the presidential candidate's politics*).

We forgot these things. And we fucked up.

*This current administration may or may not comply with this rule. Ask me in 16 years.
Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at June 19, 2018 09:14 PM (C1NyB)


The operative question is, "What was the alternative?"

Hamburger Helper isn't so bad, when the alternative is a shit sandwich.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 09:16 PM (YqDXo)

192 Btw, now that the Magic Negro is out of public housing, notice how we don't hear shit about ISIS anymore?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 09:13 PM (YqDXo)

Nor ISIL.

Posted by: golfman at June 19, 2018 09:16 PM (zAmE9)

193 We Minnesotans sure end up with unique politicians. It's not my fault!

Posted by: Rocket J. Squirrel at June 19, 2018 09:16 PM (09dBJ)

194 Sure, we shouldn't mock an actual case of paralysis. But we can surely mock his appalling judgment. We get it, it's not his fault he he looks and sounds weird. But it is his fault thinking he can still make a tough guy commercial. (You don't think Krauthammer would ever make that mistake.)

But Beta? NFW. If this guy got massive testosterone injections for 6 months, he'd still make Stetler look like a Gamma.

(It's really a shame Omega Man has already been used.)

Posted by: George LeS at June 19, 2018 09:16 PM (59GGI)

195 >>> 118 Palpatine Greater Eurasian Co-Prosperity Sphere Plan, amended.
1. Glass Western Europe and the Middle East.
1.a. Glass Minnesota
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 19, 2018 09:02 PM (fA1SL)

...but Uncle Palp, that's so wasteful. Imagine using kinetic bombardment instead. The land could be re-populated so much sooner.

Plus, the same method could be used to "dig" canals.

Oh hey, TGE has said he wants to have a Space Force!

*ponders*

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 19, 2018 09:16 PM (0ReGO)

196 I'm Tough! Not Weak like people say! And I want Respect!

Posted by: Dick Painter at June 19, 2018 09:16 PM (TKQ/l)

197 Looks like I'm moving and we have to call hospice. Stage 4 brain cancer and alzhiemers.
Posted by: Infidel at June 19, 2018 09:14 PM (LBSeG)

Prayers.

Posted by: golfman at June 19, 2018 09:16 PM (zAmE9)

198 specific personal issues aside. Americans are too "sticky" these days. One of the catalysts for the Americans post war boom was the willingness for Americans to move to where the best opportunity was located. JMO.
Posted by: Quint at June 19, 2018 09:14 PM (n13/j)
+++++++++++
Why do you think "they" like it when people are debt slaves? Hard to pick up and move to opportunity (even if you're willing or enthusiastic about it) when you owe your soul to the company store. Debt reduces mobility, and we Americans have a lot of it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2018 09:16 PM (hYcqw)

199 Palerider, Lopez can eat a BOD.

Posted by: Infidel at June 19, 2018 09:17 PM (LBSeG)

200 182 Looks like I'm moving and we have to call hospice. Stage 4 brain cancer and alzhiemers.
Posted by: Infidel at June 19, 2018 09:14 PM (LBSeG)


Your dad, Infidel? Where are you moving to?

This is tough. I will be praying for you.

Posted by: Emmie at June 19, 2018 09:17 PM (/A+Cl)

201 That there's a jello salad dumpster fahr.

Posted by: Painted Dick at June 19, 2018 09:17 PM (Tyii7)

202 If lutefisk could "burn" it would be part of the recipe.

Posted by: ro-man at June 19, 2018 09:13 PM (RuIsu)

Never been on the receiving end of a Molofisk Cocktail, have you?

Posted by: Miklos, witha cautionary tale at June 19, 2018 09:17 PM (zCyNd)

203 158 Geeze, Gowdy knows how to ask the questions, whether he gets anything done or not.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, deplorable cultist at June 19, 2018 09:10 PM (LUV9/)


and, after wray's smirking all the way through yesterday's hearing, i think gowdy and meadows planned that final FU to wray, with meadows outing attorney #1 and #2. meadows was great.

Posted by: Ever at June 19, 2018 09:17 PM (QPeHQ)

204 "Henry Waxman To Retire, Saying He Wants to Spend More Time With Children, Frightening Them With His Monsterface"

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/346832.php

Posted by: hogmartin at June 19, 2018 09:10 PM (fZuhk)


Fuckin' sublime.

Posted by: Mega at June 19, 2018 09:18 PM (rv0Fo)

205 Somali owned company given contract for life of project, or of the workers
Posted by: MiklosWatch at June 19, 2018 09:16 PM (zCyNd)


Evolution throttle down to the floor. They'll either end up as geniuses or as coacervates.

Either way, a big improvement.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 09:18 PM (YqDXo)

206 thanks golfman.

Posted by: Infidel at June 19, 2018 09:18 PM (LBSeG)

207 Looks like I'm moving and we have to call hospice. Stage 4 brain cancer and alzhiemers.
Posted by: Infidel at June 19, 2018 09:14 PM (LBSeG)
+++++++++
You yourself, Infidel, or a relative? Either way, prayers in you're direction but I'd like to be specific.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2018 09:18 PM (hYcqw)

208 Looks like I'm moving and we have to call hospice. Stage 4 brain cancer and alzhiemers.
Posted by: Infidel at June 19, 2018 09:14 PM (LBSeG)
-----
Dear G-d. So sorry. I've been through this with my Grandmother. Try to spend as much time as you can, without cramping his style.

And definitely try to spend the last evening. That was when she was at her most lucid, pouring shots and reminiscing about the good times.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2018 09:18 PM (UiRxW)

209 195. The Plan requires the use of nukes. Our polling showed that was what sold it with the future peasantry.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 19, 2018 09:18 PM (fA1SL)

210 Isn't painted dick a British delicacy?

Posted by: Rusty Nail at June 19, 2018 09:19 PM (SN4NF)

211 That video is weird. Yeah, he sounds like Mr Garrison, but also his whole face is frozen like it was re-healed burn tissue, melted and reformed. I'm surprised he'd want fire anywhere near him.

Posted by: Splunge at June 19, 2018 09:19 PM (Vb4BV)

212 106


Being Minnesota, what are the odds of him winning? No matter how much of a joke he is

....







Senator Al Franken



*mic drop*





Posted by: canned hate at June 19, 2018 08:58 PM (ItyGR)

********************



Jessie Ventura

Posted by: redridinghood at June 19, 2018 08:59 PM (PvFoN)

Darth Vadersen

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Inspector General and his Electric Accordian Band! at June 19, 2018 09:19 PM (0QYMt)

213 off worthless sock

Posted by: DR.WTF? at June 19, 2018 09:19 PM (T71PA)

214 Looks like I'm moving and we have to call hospice. Stage 4 brain cancer and alzhiemers.
Posted by: Infidel at June 19, 2018 09:14 PM (LBSeG)


So sorry to hear this. Best wishes.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 09:20 PM (YqDXo)

215 Imagine how many dicks you have to paint to earn a name like that.

Posted by: Splunge at June 19, 2018 09:20 PM (Vb4BV)

216 Henry Waxman To Retire, Saying He Wants to Spend More Time With Children, Frightening Them With His Monsterface

One nostril alone could house three generations.

Posted by: Painted Dick at June 19, 2018 09:20 PM (Tyii7)

217 Looks like I'm moving and we have to call hospice. Stage 4 brain cancer and alzhiemers.
Posted by: Infidel at June 19, 2018 09:14 PM

Prayers for you and yours, Infidel.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 19, 2018 09:20 PM (BAML8)

218

Infidel, prayers and karma out for you. Hospice is a gift, use them.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 19, 2018 09:20 PM (UFLLM)

219 Looks like I'm moving and we have to call hospice. Stage 4 brain 3 and alzhiemers.
Posted by: Infidel at June 19, 2018 09:14 PM (LBSeG)

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So sorry, Infidel. A prayer up that things go as well as they possibly can during these terrible circumstances.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 19, 2018 09:20 PM (I16G8)

220 Looks like I'm moving and we have to call hospice. Stage 4 brain cancer and alzhiemers.

Oh Infidel I am sorry for you, hang in there!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 19, 2018 09:20 PM (nWc4E)

221 Your dad, Infidel? Where are you moving to?

This is tough. I will be praying for you.

Posted by: Emmie at June 19, 2018 09:17


Yes Emmie. Moving into dad's. I can be there all night and little bro will come over and spend days. I hope it's quick and painless for dad. Like falling asleep and not waking up.


I hate writing that, but the oncologist agrees.

Posted by: Infidel at June 19, 2018 09:20 PM (LBSeG)

222 210 Isn't painted dick a British delicacy?
Posted by: Rusty Nail at June 19, 2018 09:19 PM (SN4NF)


Only if he paints spots on one.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 09:20 PM (YqDXo)

223 Holy Shit! Its a retard standing in front of a dumpster fire.

Some People are so predictable, I hate being right.

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 19, 2018 09:21 PM (NLQj5)

224 "Henry Waxman To Retire, Saying He Wants to Spend More Time With Children, Frightening Them With His Monsterface"
**************************************************

His kids are probably scaring the other kids at school with their giant nostrils, a gift from Dad.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 19, 2018 09:21 PM (2NqXo)

225 fake Democrat..or fake Republican...or just fake?

Posted by: torabora at June 19, 2018 09:21 PM (Y274z)

226 Isn't painted dick a British delicacy?


Posted by: Rusty Nail at June 19, 2018 09:19 PM (SN4NF)

That is Toad in the Spot.

Posted by: Quint at June 19, 2018 09:21 PM (n13/j)

227 AAADRIIIANNNN!!!

Posted by: Dick Painter at June 19, 2018 09:21 PM (TKQ/l)

228 Isn't painted dick a British delicacy?
Posted by: Rusty Nail at June 19, 2018 09:19 PM (SN4NF)

Only if he paints spots on one.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 09:20 PM

I thought that was Spotted Rosen.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 19, 2018 09:22 PM (2NqXo)

229 Infidel - Say a little more...I'm trying to get a grip on what's going on. You've got my prayers for sure.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, deplorable cultist at June 19, 2018 09:22 PM (4lDWV)

230 Go ahead, knock this battery off my shoulder, I Dare Ya!

Posted by: Dick Painter at June 19, 2018 09:22 PM (TKQ/l)

231 fake Democrat..or fake Republican...or just fake?
Posted by: torabora at June 19, 2018 09:21 PM (Y274z)
+++++++++++
A real member of the Party.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2018 09:23 PM (hYcqw)

232 Henry Waxman To Retire, Saying He Wants to Spend More Time With Children, Frightening Them With His Monsterface

One nostril alone could house three generations.
Posted by: Painted Dick at June 19, 2018 09:20 PM

A fucked chicken in every pot, a car in every nostril.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 19, 2018 09:23 PM (2NqXo)

233 193
We Minnesotans sure end up with unique politicians. It's not my fault!



Posted by: Rocket J. Squirrel at June 19, 2018 09:16 PM (09dBJ)


Who can forget the governorship of Adolph Hitlersen back in 1946-1950?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Inspector General and his Electric Accordian Band! at June 19, 2018 09:23 PM (0QYMt)

234 It's like somebody put a M-80 is Dick Painter's mouth and set it off.

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 19, 2018 09:23 PM (NLQj5)

235 That is Toad in the Spot.
Posted by: Quint
-----------

I thought it was 'Toad in the Hole'?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, deplorable cultist at June 19, 2018 09:23 PM (4lDWV)

236 Infidel, prayers up for you.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at June 19, 2018 09:23 PM (T71PA)

237 >>Isn't painted dick a British delicacy?

There is no such thing as a British delicacy.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2018 09:23 PM (/tuJf)

238 Infidel, prayers up for you. I'm so sorry.

Posted by: moki at June 19, 2018 09:24 PM (V+V48)

239 This guy just screams skeevy politician, or child molesting clown when not pretending to be a politician, but mostly the clown thing.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 19, 2018 09:24 PM (1g7ch)

240 I finally sorted out what his movements and mouth remind me of.

He reminds of Spottswoode from Team America: World Police.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 19, 2018 09:24 PM (UOcKN)

241 Helena Handbasket @ 195- Space Force?A home for junior AF personnel to go to advance. Just like the AF was cobble up from the Army Air Corps in 1947. Bad idea? probably.

Posted by: Eromero at June 19, 2018 09:24 PM (zLDYs)

242 A real member of the Party.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2018 09:23 PM (hYcqw)
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Damn straight.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2018 09:24 PM (UiRxW)

243 BREAKING

Former Rep. Henry Waxman to donate nostrils to "tiny house" affordable housing initiative

Posted by: MiklosWatch PM at June 19, 2018 09:25 PM (zCyNd)

244 I've got CHUNKS of dumpsters like this in my stool!

Posted by: Dick Painter at June 19, 2018 09:25 PM (TKQ/l)

245 I thought it was 'Toad in the Hole'?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, deplorable cultist at June 19, 2018 09:23 PM (4lDWV)

C'est Vrai

Posted by: Quint at June 19, 2018 09:25 PM (n13/j)

246 I hate writing that, but the oncologist agrees.
Posted by: Infidel at June 19, 2018 09:20 PM (LBSeG)


It's tough, but you will be such a blessing and comfort for your dad.

Posted by: Emmie at June 19, 2018 09:25 PM (/A+Cl)

247 Infidel, so very sorry.


Do you need any help moving??

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 19, 2018 09:25 PM (0ReGO)

248 There is no such thing as a British delicacy.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2018 09:23 PM (/tuJf)


Truer words were never spoken.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at June 19, 2018 09:25 PM (T71PA)

249 241. Look, any step toward the creation of Space Marines is a step in the right direction.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 19, 2018 09:25 PM (fA1SL)

250 There is no such thing as a British delicacy.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2018 09:23 PM (/tuJf)
+++++++++
My mother lived in England in the "Stirikin' Seventies" and had some trouble getting home because transport was locked up. The ocean line put her and the rest of the passengers up for the night while figured out what they were going to do. Her comment on the meals:
"They got it terribly wrong. We had an English dinner and a French breakfast."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2018 09:25 PM (hYcqw)

251 I'm so sorry Infidel. Saying a prayer for you and your family. Hospice is a Godsend though. Don't know how we would have gotten though my MIL's illness without them.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 19, 2018 09:25 PM (dUJdY)

252 That is Toad in the Spot.
Posted by: Quint
---------

I thought it was 'Toad in the Hole'?
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
----------

No, wait...that was Eppie in de toal hole.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, deplorable cultist at June 19, 2018 09:25 PM (4lDWV)

253 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 09:16 PM (YqDXo)

There was none. And that sucks.

Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at June 19, 2018 09:26 PM (C1NyB)

254 I'm at the point where I now believe that everything that Will Ferrell thought about George Bush was true.

Posted by: Whatever (not Ever) at June 19, 2018 09:26 PM (sXefu)

255 224
"Henry Waxman To Retire, Saying He Wants to Spend More Time With Children, Frightening Them With His Monsterface"

**************************************************



His kids are probably scaring the other kids at school with their giant nostrils, a gift from Dad.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 19, 2018 09:21 PM (2NqXo)


He inspired many issues of Weekly World News.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Inspector General and his Electric Accordian Band! at June 19, 2018 09:26 PM (0QYMt)

256 What's it called when a girl is sucking dick and pops her check with it? Because Dick Painter looks like he has done that move about 100k too many times.

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 19, 2018 09:26 PM (NLQj5)

257

I have never fucked a toad in the hole!

Posted by: Dick Paintee at June 19, 2018 09:26 PM (UFLLM)

258 He reminds of Spottswoode from Team America: World Police.
------
Let me explain to you, the kind of man Painter is. He's a man who knows that when you put another man's **** in your mouth, you make a pact; a bond that cannot be broken. He's a man so dedicated... that he will get down on his knees and put that **** right in his mouth.

Posted by: Spottswoode at June 19, 2018 09:27 PM (UiRxW)

259
Prayers up, infidel.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 19, 2018 09:27 PM (HaL55)

260 I thought it was 'Toad in the Hole'?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, deplorable cultist at June 19, 2018 09:23 PM (4lDWV)


Go on.

Posted by: Sandra F. - now with more of me to love at June 19, 2018 09:27 PM (sXefu)

261 Infidel: "Looks like I'm moving and we have to call hospice. Stage 4 brain cancer and alzhiemers."

Yikes. I'll pray for you as much as an Agnostic can. I hope your lives at least get manageable.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 19, 2018 09:27 PM (H8S+R)

262 237
>>Isn't painted dick a British delicacy?



There is no such thing as a British delicacy.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2018 09:23 PM (/tuJf)


Would you like a lovely slice of atrocity?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Inspector General and his Electric Accordian Band! at June 19, 2018 09:27 PM (0QYMt)

263 I didn't realize he had a medical condition called Ramsay Hunt Syndrome, so I feel bad for that. He's still a Demonrat who will destroy are country

Posted by: redridinghood at June 19, 2018 09:28 PM (PvFoN)

264 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 09:16 PM (YqDXo)

I guess my point is, we ended up with an awful lot of shit sandwich that we weren't expecting. A lot of deep staters. A lot of No New Taxes. And HW. And Yeb.

Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at June 19, 2018 09:28 PM (C1NyB)

265 Wait..."toad" in Italian is Paolo?

Posted by: Miklos, linguistically challenged at June 19, 2018 09:28 PM (zCyNd)

266 237 >>Isn't painted dick a British delicacy?

There is no such thing as a British delicacy.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2018 09:23 PM (/tuJf)

Fanny Hill.

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 19, 2018 09:28 PM (NLQj5)

267
Yes Emmie. Moving into dad's. I can be there all night and little bro will come over and spend days. I hope it's quick and painless for dad. Like falling asleep and not waking up.


I hate writing that, but the oncologist agrees.
Posted by: Infidel at June 19, 2018 09:20 PM (LBSeG)

God bless you and your dad. That is what we all wish for, when it's our time.

Posted by: moki at June 19, 2018 09:28 PM (V+V48)

268 Best wishes, Infidel.

Posted by: rickl at June 19, 2018 09:28 PM (sdi6R)

269 There is no such thing as a British delicacy.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2018 09:23 PM

The Pakis in Rotherham and Telford beg to differ.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 19, 2018 09:28 PM (2NqXo)

270 The Methodist Church I'd getting ready to kick Jeff Sessions out
They filed charges against him Monday fir gross violations of its Book of Disciplines

Posted by: Who? at June 19, 2018 09:29 PM (hUIpD)

271 Jeb! will run as a Democrat in 2020.

Maybe the whole family will move back to Connecticut to reestablish the Bush empire.

Posted by: Slick Willy at June 19, 2018 09:29 PM (MuTTO)

272

Bloody Cvnt Syndrome? No, I've never bled...

Posted by: Dick Paintee at June 19, 2018 09:29 PM (UFLLM)

273 Seems I've stepped into a "food" thread...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 19, 2018 09:29 PM (uBwtW)

274 There is no such thing as a British delicacy.

Posted by: JackStraw



**cough**

Posted by: Kate Beckinsale at June 19, 2018 09:29 PM (LAe3v)

275 A cuck's mans man would already be slurping my man paste down his throat.

Just sayin.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 19, 2018 09:30 PM (pw+jk)

276 Maybe the whole family will move back to Connecticut to reestablish the Bush empire.

Posted by: Slick Willy at June 19, 2018 09:29 PM (MuTTO)


There they can be "all douche and no bag".

Posted by: Whatever (not Ever) at June 19, 2018 09:30 PM (sXefu)

277 269 There is no such thing as a British delicacy.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2018 09:23 PM

...

I dunno...Keira Knightley is pretty tasty.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 19, 2018 09:31 PM (UOcKN)

278 Hammer, he had lung surgery a year ago and the took a 1/3 of a lung. He never really came back all the way from that. Then he started doing well. they found brain cancer in Jan. zapped it in Feb. He's been faking it pretty good. We know the memory was getting shitty. Got a call at work last Tues. from Dr. Sheriff 170 miles away had called and he was with a confused dad. Took 20 man hours to get him and his car back here. We talked to him about not driving. Today, dad ran a red light in front of the hospital at six am. His appt. was for 12:45. Hospital security found him hunched over the wheel and they put him in the ER. Little bro went. I didn't know. Dr. called this pm and said they were writing to the dmv. Bro cancelled the brain MRI and oncologist appt. today. Tonight the oncologist called bro and gave us the news.

Now I'm making calls to close family members.

Posted by: Infidel at June 19, 2018 09:31 PM (LBSeG)

279 my condolences Infidel. Many have been there, it is never easy. You can hug them and love them. And definitely be their ultimate advocate. The hospice people know what they are doing, but everyone needs an advocate.

Posted by: Quint at June 19, 2018 09:31 PM (n13/j)

280 Dick Painter

Newsletter?

Posted by: Sandra Flook at June 19, 2018 09:31 PM (Tyii7)

281 >>Posted by: Kate Beckinsale at June 19, 2018 09:29 PM (LAe3v)



Some Crumpet

Posted by: Charloette's Web at June 19, 2018 09:31 PM (+FSZM)

282

The best Steak Diane I ever had was in Britain.

In a French restaurant using American beef cooked table-side by an Italian.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 19, 2018 09:31 PM (UFLLM)

283 In a hole in a head there lived a Toad. A nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell. It was the home of a toad.

Posted by: The Toad In Waxman's Nose at June 19, 2018 09:31 PM (UdKB7)

284 So sorry Infidel. Don't feel bad about hoping the end comes soon. It is a tender mercy. What a blessing you and your brother are for your father.

I emphasize what Jewells said about Hospice. Please don't go this alone with your brother.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 19, 2018 09:32 PM (tQASX)

285 Are these manly, masculine, virile men in the full flower of their manful manliness?

(Inquiring on behalf of an acquaitance...)

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 19, 2018 09:32 PM (uBwtW)

286 The video would've been a lot better if he'd pulled a Leslie Nielsen. "Move along! Nothing to see here!"

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 19, 2018 09:32 PM (2NqXo)

287 In a French restaurant using American beef cooked table-side by an Italian.
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 19, 2018 09:31 PM (UFLLM)
+++++++
Now that right there is *real* multiculturalism.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2018 09:32 PM (hYcqw)

288 >>The best Steak Diane I ever had was in Britain.

In a French restaurant using American beef cooked table-side by an Italian.


White Diverity is the Best Diversity.

Posted by: garrett at June 19, 2018 09:32 PM (+FSZM)

289
I dunno...Keira Knightley is pretty tasty.


Ms. Emma Peel.

Pip pip, y'all.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 19, 2018 09:32 PM (HaL55)

290 266
237 >>Isn't painted dick a British delicacy?



There is no such thing as a British delicacy.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2018 09:23 PM (/tuJf)



Fanny Hill.

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 19, 2018 09:28 PM (NLQj5)

Benny Hill's fanny.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Inspector General and his Electric Accordian Band! at June 19, 2018 09:33 PM (0QYMt)

291 Democrat ethics attorney? Isn't that an oxymoron?

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 19, 2018 09:33 PM (2DOZq)

292 The Pakis in Rotherham and Telford beg to differ.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 19, 2018 09:28 PM (2NqXo)
----
Ice cold, dude. I appreciate that.

Posted by: Spottswoode at June 19, 2018 09:33 PM (UiRxW)

293 There is an old joke about the inanity of holding a culinary Olympics and inviting two British chefs. I do think things are better now though.

Posted by: Quint at June 19, 2018 09:33 PM (n13/j)

294 283 In a hole in a head there lived a Toad. A nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell. It was the home of a toad.
Posted by: The Toad In Waxman's Nose at June 19, 2018 09:31 PM (UdKB7)


I read that in Peter Griffin's voice.

Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2018 09:33 PM (+lOpA)

295 Now I'm making calls to close family members.
Posted by: Infidel
-------------

You will remain in my prayers.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, deplorable cultist at June 19, 2018 09:33 PM (wszSn)

296 In a French restaurant using American beef cooked table-side by an Italian.
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 19, 2018 09:31 PM (UFLLM)
--------------

Served alongside a partridge in a pear tree.

Posted by: bluebell at June 19, 2018 09:34 PM (rhdgT)

297

Dickie Painter sounds like not only First Mate material, but a good sport to boot! Invite him aboard, Allahpunner!

Posted by: Cock Curious Cuck Cruise Captain Crystal at June 19, 2018 09:34 PM (UFLLM)

298 Posted by: Infidel at June 19, 2018 09:31 PM (LBSeG)

And here I am grousing about the stupid Bushes.

I'm sorry for this turn, Infidel. I'm praying for a painless transition for your father, and comfort for you and your family. It is so tough. Remember the good times.

Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at June 19, 2018 09:35 PM (C1NyB)

299 Posted by: Infidel at June 19, 2018 09:31 PM (LBSeG)

My best wishes and prayers are with you and yours.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Inspector General and his Electric Accordian Band! at June 19, 2018 09:35 PM (0QYMt)

300 Has anyone ever seen Kiera Knightly and Natalie Portman in the same room together?

Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2018 09:35 PM (+lOpA)

301 Thanks for all the prayers and well wishers. I'm beside myself.

Posted by: Infidel at June 19, 2018 09:35 PM (LBSeG)

302 Infidel, may GOD bless you and your family and give you grace, peace, and understanding during your Dad's journey.

Posted by: Eromero at June 19, 2018 09:35 PM (zLDYs)

303

Are these manly, masculine, virile men in the full flower of their manful manliness?

(Inquiring on behalf of an acquaitance...)



Tell me, would this acquaintance perhaps be looking to join the crew of the Raging Queen?

Our motto is: Manly men doing manly things.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 19, 2018 09:36 PM (HaL55)

304 Jeb! will run as a Democrat in 2020.

Great. I'll put a sticker on my car: "RUN, Jeb, RUN!"

On the front bumper.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 09:36 PM (YqDXo)

305 What was this post about again? I lost track.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at June 19, 2018 09:36 PM (T71PA)

306 Has anyone ever seen Kiera Knightly and Natalie Portman in the same room together?
Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2018 09:35 PM (+lOpA)

I don't want brag but....

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 19, 2018 09:36 PM (2DOZq)

307 280
Dick Painter

Newsletter?


Posted by: Sandra Flook at June 19, 2018 09:31 PM (Tyii7)


https://tinyurl.com/lyrs6v4

Posted by: Dick Painter at June 19, 2018 09:36 PM (TKQ/l)

308 Infidel, my deepest condolences. Please know that even if our loved one seems to forget, I believe there is always a little light inside that remembers and cherishes us. Your Dad is very lucky, very blessed to have you and your brother.

Posted by: Ever at June 19, 2018 09:36 PM (QPeHQ)

309 Oh Infidel, how sad. Sounds so similar to what we went through. {hugs}

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 19, 2018 09:36 PM (dUJdY)

310 277 269 There is no such thing as a British delicacy.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2018 09:23 PM

...

I dunno...Keira Knightley is pretty tasty.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 19, 2018 09:31 PM (UOcKN)

Dat mandible tho!

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 19, 2018 09:36 PM (NLQj5)

311 I don't want brag but....
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 19, 2018 09:36 PM (2DOZq)


You cad.

Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2018 09:37 PM (+lOpA)

312 Now I'm making calls to close family members.
Posted by: Infidel
-------------
Prayers for you and your family

Posted by: redridinghood at June 19, 2018 09:37 PM (PvFoN)

313 What was this post about again? I lost track.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at June 19, 2018 09:36 PM (T71PA)
++++++++
Some modern-art type who makes paintings with his dick, I think.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2018 09:37 PM (hYcqw)

314 Tell me, would this acquaintance perhaps be looking to join the crew of the Raging Queen?



Our motto is: Manly men doing manly things.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 19, 2018 09:36 PM


I should have socked that as "Cap'n Ned"...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 19, 2018 09:37 PM (uBwtW)

315 >>Posted by: Kate Beckinsale

>>I dunno...Keira Knightley is pretty tasty.

I sit corrected.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2018 09:37 PM (/tuJf)

316 Absolutely OT, but Dennis Miller has interviewed Victor Davis Hanson on his podcast, The Dennis Miller Option

https://www.podcastone.com/the-dennis-miller-option

It is so new, it doesn't have it's own URL, it has to be gone to the podcast page.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 19, 2018 09:37 PM (2K6fY)

317 Praying for you, Infidel. So sorry to hear what you're going through, and I hope that your Dad is as comfortable as possible. He is blessed to have such loving children.

Posted by: IrishEi at June 19, 2018 09:37 PM (HiDrR)

318 293 There is an old joke about the inanity of holding a culinary Olympics and inviting two British chefs. I do think things are better now though.
Posted by: Quint at June 19, 2018 09:33 PM (n13/j)


I dunno about that.

My impression is that the Brits make a point of being lousy at cooking just to distinguish themselves from the effete Frogs, who make a fetish of it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 09:37 PM (YqDXo)

319 Has anyone ever seen Kiera Knightly and Natalie Portman in the same room together?

Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2018 09:35 PM (+lOpA)


I think the question is has anyone seen them and Josh Brolin.

Posted by: Whatever (not Ever) at June 19, 2018 09:38 PM (sXefu)

320 Thanks for all the prayers and well wishers. I'm beside myself.
Posted by: Infidel at June 19, 2018 09:35 PM (LBSeG)
------
I'm sure. Hang in there, and you know I'm in town, if you need to go for a drink.

Posted by: Spottswoode at June 19, 2018 09:38 PM (UiRxW)

321 >>>"Henry Waxman To Retire, Saying He Wants to Spend More Time With Children, Frightening Them With His Monsterface"


lots of oldie-but-goodie-posters in that thread

Posted by: concrete girl at June 19, 2018 09:38 PM (yzU5t)

322 Infidel, I'm sorry to hear about your dad. God bless you and your brother for taking such good care of him. I'll keep you all in my prayers.

Posted by: bluebell at June 19, 2018 09:39 PM (rhdgT)

323 Wanna know why Our Betters in the GOPe blame Trump for 'destroying the party'?



Because they know the Bushes destroyed in total and can't find a JOOOO to blame.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 19, 2018 09:39 PM (zfrbv)

324 As a commenter on this thread, I shall take full responsibility for my poasts as my manhood requires, and will manfully accept the requisite punishment...

Posted by: Cap'n Ned at June 19, 2018 09:39 PM (uBwtW)

325 ... the effete Frogs, who make a fetish of it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 09:37 PM (YqDXo)


I love it when you talk dirty.

Posted by: Pepe LePew at June 19, 2018 09:39 PM (T71PA)

326 Off funny puppet sock.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2018 09:39 PM (UiRxW)

327 My impression is that the Brits make a point of
being lousy at cooking just to distinguish themselves from the effete
Frogs, who make a fetish of it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 09:37 PM (YqDXo)

There is something to that I think. I believe "frogs" came from culinary habits. And and French culinary slur for the Brits is "Les Rosbifs".

Posted by: Quint at June 19, 2018 09:40 PM (n13/j)

328
Has anyone ever seen Kiera Knightly and Natalie Portman in the same room together?
Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2018 09:35 PM (+lOpA)






On the set of The Phantom Menace. Knightly played Amidala's double.

And yes, they were both annoying.

That should be a boner-kill.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 19, 2018 09:40 PM (eXA4G)

329

Dickie, what is best in life?

To blow your enemies, see them turgid before you, and to hear the lamentations of the maids cleaning up my sharts!

Posted by: Cock Curious Cuck Cruise Captain Crystal at June 19, 2018 09:40 PM (UFLLM)

330 Henry Waxman had sex with a woman.


Just think about that.

Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2018 09:40 PM (+lOpA)

331 Dick.

Painter.

Pretty much says it all...

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 19, 2018 09:41 PM (wSC8T)

332 I recall a joke that went something like:

In Heaven the chefs are French, the lovers Italian, the mechanics German, and the police British.

In Hell the chefs are British, the lovers French, the mechanics Italian, and the police German.

Posted by: rickl at June 19, 2018 09:41 PM (sdi6R)

333 And and French culinary slur for the Brits is "Les Rosbifs".
Posted by: Quint at June 19, 2018 09:40 PM (n13/j)


lol.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at June 19, 2018 09:41 PM (T71PA)

334 Spottswoode at June 19, 2018 09:38

GJ,CO?

Posted by: Infidel at June 19, 2018 09:41 PM (LBSeG)

335 In a state known for electing tough guys like Norm Coleman and Al Franken, Painter seems like a good fit.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at June 19, 2018 09:41 PM (H5knJ)

336 324
As a commenter on this thread, I shall take full responsibility for my
poasts as my manhood requires, and will manfully accept the requisite
punishment...


Posted by: Cap'n Ned at June 19, 2018 09:39 PM (uBwtW)


You're Mary Cloggenstein's squeeze at the next Brattleboro Barn Dance Night of Magic.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Inspector General and his Electric Accordian Band! at June 19, 2018 09:42 PM (0QYMt)

337 Henry Waxman had sex with a woman.





Just think about that.

Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2018 09:40 PM (+lOpA)


It wasn't by choice.

Posted by: Henry W at June 19, 2018 09:42 PM (sXefu)

338 Henry Waxman had sex with a woman.

Just think about that.
Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2018 09:40 PM (+lOpA)


Watch me not think about that at all, even a little bit. Ready?

Posted by: hogmartin at June 19, 2018 09:42 PM (fZuhk)

339 I must shed my stupid sock and offer prayers for your Dad, Infidel. For you and your Bro, as well.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 19, 2018 09:42 PM (Tyii7)

340 I would definitely have sex with Kate Beckinsale and Keira Kightingly at the same time without a condom on 100mgs of Viagra.

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 19, 2018 09:42 PM (NLQj5)

341 GJ,CO?
Posted by: Infidel at June 19, 2018 09:41 PM (LBSeG)
------
Well, Denver. But I can make a trip to the Western Slope for a friend.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2018 09:42 PM (UiRxW)

342 I just got here, but I think Chucky Schumer may have just stepped in it up to his neck.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 19, 2018 09:42 PM (EyPfd)

343 That commercial with the lady that has feet for hands is creeping me out.

Posted by: The Toad In Waxman's Nose at June 19, 2018 09:42 PM (UdKB7)

344 These days the English police aren't looking too good.

Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2018 09:42 PM (+lOpA)

345 Henry Waxman had sex with a woman.
Just think about that.
Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2018 09:40 PM (+lOpA)
+++++++++
Not by choice.

Posted by: A Woman at June 19, 2018 09:43 PM (hYcqw)

346 Henry Waxman had sex with a woman.


Just think about that.
Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2018 09:40 PM (+lOpA)

Waxman looks like that evil eyebrow baby on the Simpsons.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 19, 2018 09:43 PM (2DOZq)

347 "Henry Waxman had sex with a woman.





Just think about that."



So did Bill Cosby.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Inspector General and his Electric Accordian Band! at June 19, 2018 09:43 PM (0QYMt)

348 I've seen this guy on TV. The most annoying voice, squinty eyes, stiff, awkward. Now it's just icing on the cake to know his name is Dick Painter. Good luck getting elected with everybody in the state thinking, "Do I want to listen to him for the next 6 years?"

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 19, 2018 09:43 PM (2NqXo)

349 There is something to that I think. I believe "frogs" came from culinary habits. And and French culinary slur for the Brits is "Les Rosbifs".
Posted by: Quint at June 19, 2018 09:40 PM (n13/j)


Yeah, roast beef or frog? Tough decision. Throw in cockroaches and it'd be a three-way tie.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 09:43 PM (YqDXo)

350 Just think about that.
Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2018 09:40 PM (+lOpA)

I hope she was blind.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 19, 2018 09:44 PM (dUJdY)

351 Richard Painter's commercial is, umm, interesting, but references nothing.

Though, the dumpster fire behind him was kind of cool to watch.

To bad the fire was wrecked by the idiot in front of it.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at June 19, 2018 09:44 PM (WEBkv)

352 Anyone remember the movie voyage of the damned? the s.s. st.louis full of jewish children being turned away to be sent back. what is the difference now?

Posted by: rodee at June 19, 2018 09:44 PM (FJLPz)

353 That commercial with the lady that has feet for hands is creeping me out.
Posted by: The Toad In Waxman's Nose at June 19, 2018 09:42 PM (UdKB7)

Speaking of commercials, the new GEICO commercial with the sliding soccer player made me like soccer ever so briefly.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 19, 2018 09:45 PM (2DOZq)

354 These days the English police aren't looking too good.

Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2018 09:42 PM (+lOpA)


Oy! Do you have a licence for that comment?

Posted by: The Plod at June 19, 2018 09:45 PM (sXefu)

355 Henry Waxman had sex with a woman.


Just think about that.
Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2018 09:40 PM

Blind women want to get married and have kids, too.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 19, 2018 09:45 PM (2NqXo)

356 Somebody had intercourse with Waxman. Huh.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 19, 2018 09:46 PM (89T5c)

357 I dunno about that.



My impression is that the Brits make a point of being lousy at
cooking just to distinguish themselves from the effete Frogs, who make a
fetish of it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 09:37 PM (YqDXo)

The Brits have a lot of high end Michelin starred restaurants and they tend to love celebrity chefs like Ramsey, Jamie Oliver etc. They led us on this if I remember correctly. But I doubt the overall national cooking standards have improved that much. Of course I think the average American can't cook either so maybe I am too harsh of a judge. My proof? Just attending pot luck dinners and buffets.

Posted by: Quint at June 19, 2018 09:46 PM (n13/j)

358 VIA, why does Schumer hate brown children?

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 19, 2018 09:47 PM (wSC8T)

359 Anyone remember the movie voyage of the damned? the
s.s. st.louis full of jewish children being turned away to be sent back.
what is the difference now?

Posted by: rodee at June 19, 2018 09:44 PM (FJLPz)


Uh, there are no Nazis, there aren't any Jews being put into camps, and you're a douche? Did I miss anything?

Posted by: Whatever (not Ever) at June 19, 2018 09:47 PM (sXefu)

360 I dunno...I find Henry to be quite fetching.

Posted by: Rosa D. at June 19, 2018 09:47 PM (Tyii7)

361 Yeah, roast beef or frog? Tough decision. Throw in cockroaches and it'd be a three-way tie.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 09:43 PM (YqDXo)

and the roast beef is boiled or at least burnt lol.

Posted by: Quint at June 19, 2018 09:47 PM (n13/j)

362 344 These days the English police aren't looking too good.
Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2018 09:42 PM (+lOpA)


It's the EU. All the European cultures are being blended together, and Culturally Enriched.

Posted by: rickl at June 19, 2018 09:47 PM (sdi6R)

363 Henry Waxman had sex with a woman.

Just think about that.

.....

He has what women love. It's six inches long and has a huge head on it.



$100 bills.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 19, 2018 09:47 PM (UOcKN)

364 Richard Painter's commercial is, umm, interesting, but references nothing.

Though, the dumpster fire behind him was kind of cool to watch.

To bad the fire was wrecked by the idiot in front of it.
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at June 19, 2018 09:44 PM

It needed fireworks.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 19, 2018 09:48 PM (2NqXo)

365 "VIA, why does Schumer hate brown children?"

it's not that he hates brown children.

It's just that he hates Trump more than he cares for the brown children.

It's absolutely Palestinian of him.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 19, 2018 09:48 PM (EyPfd)

366 Fried frogs legs are pretty good. With some Creole sauce.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 19, 2018 09:48 PM (89T5c)

367 You're Mary Cloggenstein's squeeze at the next Brattleboro Barn Dance Night of Magic.


Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Inspector General
and his Electric Accordian Band! at June 19, 2018 09:42 PM


That's a bit harsh, I must say! (Will I be "pegged", perhaps? Not that that would be a problem...)

Posted by: Cap'n Ned at June 19, 2018 09:48 PM (uBwtW)

368 Bitter Clinger, I didn't know women were so into necks.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 19, 2018 09:48 PM (wSC8T)

369 Ms. Lindsey Graham's twatters:


"I'm not buying that the Clinton email investigation was on the up and up"


(this leaves me wordless)

Posted by: rhomboid at June 19, 2018 09:49 PM (QDnY+)

370
Speaking of commercials, the new GEICO commercial with the sliding soccer player made me like soccer ever so briefly.



Now if kickball players could actually do that, I might watch.


I think it disappeared down the Memory Hole, but there used to be a video of a player who got his shoe spray-painted by a ref and went down like he had a broken leg. It was hilarious and personifies everything I can't stand about it.


How fucked up is a "sport" where you can lose and still advance?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 19, 2018 09:49 PM (HaL55)

371 I remember when I thought the British were quaint good guys.

Socialism ruins everything.

Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2018 09:49 PM (+lOpA)

372 VIA, why does Schumer hate brown children?
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 19, 2018 09:47 PM

They're not done enough.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 19, 2018 09:49 PM (2NqXo)

373 "This guy's the Entertainment Director on my good ship CuckSucker, and helps our Cook Evan MacMuffin in the galley on Sundays!"
-- Bill Kristol, Captain and Cruise Director

Posted by: ShainS at June 19, 2018 09:50 PM (BiLU+)

374 DICK Painter to the rescue

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 19, 2018 09:50 PM (y3aQB)

375 Richard Painter's commercial is, umm, interesting, but references nothing.



Between the fire and his uncomfortable voice and mannerisms, I think all I caught was there was a fire in Washington and people don't care, except the 10,000 lakes people.

He needs better advisors. That was more like something you'd see on Funny or Die.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 19, 2018 09:50 PM (tQASX)

376 How fucked up is a "sport" where you can lose and still advance?

It's awesome!

Posted by: Everyone gets a trophy! at June 19, 2018 09:50 PM (Tyii7)

377 Waxman looks like that evil eyebrow baby on the Simpsons.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 19, 2018 09:43 PM



Perfect description
gonna be chuckling about that for a while

Posted by: Hands at June 19, 2018 09:50 PM (EzdLW)

378 Waxman looks like that evil eyebrow baby on the Simpsons.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 19, 2018 09:43 PM (2DOZq)
----
Henry looks like every nasty caricature ever commissioned or designed by Josef Goebbels about my people. The exception that proves the rule.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2018 09:51 PM (UiRxW)

379 I beg to differ, VIA. Schumer does hate brown children. He hates them enough to think of them as nothing more than a mere bludgeon to use against The Donald.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 19, 2018 09:51 PM (wSC8T)

380 366 Fried frogs legs are pretty good. With some Creole sauce.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 19, 2018 09:48 PM (89T5c)


Froglegs are exactly precisely in between fish and chicken.

Which is ok but neither fish nor chicken.

Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2018 09:51 PM (+lOpA)

381 371
I remember when I thought the British were quaint good guys.



Socialism ruins everything.

Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2018 09:49 PM (+lOpA)


====

You don't need to tell us.

Posted by: Colombia at June 19, 2018 09:51 PM (BiLU+)

382 Anyone remember the movie voyage of the damned? the s.s. st.louis full of jewish children being turned away to be sent back. what is the difference now?
Posted by: rodee at June 19, 2018 09:44 PM (FJLPz)
++++++++++
I have been wondering how long it would be before that came up. All the difference in the world:
- There isn't a dictatorial regime at home systematically oppressing them for the way they were born
- There isn't a genocidal program being executed against them
- The children on the "voyage of the damned" weren't being sent to illegally settle and enable chain migration
- The voyage wasn't riskier than remaining at home
- The parents of the children on the ship knew that the kids had two choices: orphanage or death. This is not true of the wave coming in from LATAM.
- The are fleeing (if indeed they are) criminality, gangsterism and cartels - not a state designing the means of their industrial slaughter

What is going on at our southern border is a cynical attempt to exploit our border's porousness, or sympathetic nature and our insane laws to place an anchor for millions more people to flood in.

So basically, all the difference in the world.

Posted by: A Woman at June 19, 2018 09:51 PM (hYcqw)

383

Save Children of Color from H8TERS!

We need them to boil down for crayon dyes...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits, Now a Pan-Asian Non-Binary Transitioning Intersectional Worker Fascistkin! at June 19, 2018 09:52 PM (UFLLM)

384 Dammit. Sock off.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2018 09:52 PM (hYcqw)

385 How fucked up is a "sport" where you can lose and still advance?

.....

And ties.

I'm glad hockey got rid of ties.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 19, 2018 09:52 PM (UOcKN)

386 SHUT UP GERALDO!

Posted by: redridinghood at June 19, 2018 09:53 PM (PvFoN)

387 We need them to boil down for crayon dyes...

A splendid idea!

Posted by: Slow Uncle Joe Biden at June 19, 2018 09:53 PM (Tyii7)

388 GET GERALDO OFF THE AIR.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 19, 2018 09:53 PM (PvFoN)

389 A guy just won the US Open by tying the course.

Just sayin.

I get people hate soccer. I get it. But getting a tie is a win in the Group Play.

Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2018 09:54 PM (+lOpA)

390 the s.s. st.louis full of jewish children being turned away to be sent back. what is the difference now?

Posted by: rodee



I know! I know!

Roosevelt did it, liberals approved with cheers, and the Statue of Liberty didn't cry!

Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 19, 2018 09:54 PM (H5rtT)

391 Starbucks To Close 150 U.S. Stores as Sales Growth Underwhelms

The company said global comparable store sales were on pace to rise 1% in the current third fiscal quarter, far below the 3% jump Wall Street was expecting. According to Bloomberg News, the comparable sales performance would be Starbucks' weakest in nine years.




Hopefully it's the beginning of the end of Shitbucks

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 19, 2018 09:54 PM (SiINZ)

392 When I am Senator, all games shall end in ties.

Posted by: Prick Dainter at June 19, 2018 09:55 PM (H5knJ)

393 That's a bit harsh, I must say! (Will I be "pegged", perhaps? Not that that would be a problem...)


Posted by: Cap'n Ned at June 19, 2018 09:48 PM (uBwtW)

You're well spoken so after fifteen Appletinis she may just settle for some genteel face slurping.

(The cyanide capsule is in the left heel of your shoe.)

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Inspector General and his Electric Accordian Band! at June 19, 2018 09:55 PM (0QYMt)

394 A woman, one quibble - the "voyage" can be incredibly risky, especially for women - but that doesn't really go to the main points.


Also - the "refugees" aren't by any contemporary standard, and are "safe" in the first country they encounter (not the US), so it is of course Mexico that is 100% responsible for all the problems.


And lastly, the US is by far the leading humanitarian force for good on the planet, treats everyone well including giving the benefit of the doubt to cheating and lying economic migrants, and since inventing the modern system and concepts of refugees and humanitarian aid after WWII, has done more good than all the other countries on the planet combined, X 10,000,000.


OK, more than one quibble.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 19, 2018 09:55 PM (QDnY+)

395 I think soccer is great - as a sport to play; it's just boring to watch.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at June 19, 2018 09:56 PM (H5knJ)

396 So basically, all the difference in the world.
Posted by: A Woman at June 19, 2018 09:51 PM (hYcqw)


I read rodee question and thought, surely this must be rhetorical...the differences are vast. Is he/she really trying to equate them?

Then I got bummed about Infidel's dad and forgot to post a response. I'm glad too...your response was superior to anything I would have written. Good show, as the Brits would say.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 19, 2018 09:57 PM (tQASX)

397 An __x__ painter is:

a) one who paints pictures of __x__

b) one who paints on a __x__

c) one who with their __x__

d) all of the above

Posted by: bananaDream at June 19, 2018 09:59 PM (yRBj9)

398 That commercial with the lady that has feet for hands is creeping me out.
Posted by: The Toad In Waxman's Nose at June 19, 2018 09:42 PM (UdKB7)



A Quaddie?

Posted by: Kindltot at June 19, 2018 09:59 PM (2K6fY)

399 I hate how you must care and love soccer like banging a trap to prove that you ain't a homophobe.

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 19, 2018 10:00 PM (NLQj5)

400 I think soccer is great - as a sport to play; it's just boring to watch.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at June 19, 2018 09:56 PM (H5knJ)

the halftime oranges are good.

Posted by: Quint at June 19, 2018 10:01 PM (n13/j)

401 Cream of the crop right there.


Posted by: Slippin Jimmy McGill at June 19, 2018 10:01 PM (wbRN9)

402 Have Jeb and Laura demanded that Schumer and the Senate Democrats pass legislation to keep families together in the detention hearings pending judicial determinations? Jeb and Laura are getting right on that, aren't they?

Thank fucking God neither a Bush nor a Clinton ever will slither through the White House. Damn them all to hell.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 19, 2018 10:01 PM (lc+vu)

403

Hello Space Forcer, you look lonely, want some company?

Posted by: Sodomy Jones, Space Pimp at June 19, 2018 10:02 PM (UFLLM)

404 But getting a tie is a win in the Group Play.
Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2018 09:54 PM (+lOpA)

Tie? Like a ballon knot?

Posted by: Hope Solo at June 19, 2018 10:02 PM (NLQj5)

405 Yes, please, run against Trump.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 19, 2018 10:02 PM (oVJmc)

406 Posted by: A Woman at June 19, 2018 09:51 PM (hYcqw)
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+1

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2018 10:03 PM (UiRxW)

407 I recall a joke that went something like:



In Heaven the chefs are French, the lovers Italian, the mechanics German, and the police British.



In Hell the chefs are British, the lovers French, the mechanics Italian, and the police German.

Posted by: rickl at June 19, 2018 09:41 PM (sdi6R)

heh

Posted by: Quint at June 19, 2018 10:03 PM (n13/j)

408 Schumer.. the gift that keeps on giving. Bless his heart.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 19, 2018 10:04 PM (dUJdY)

409 I'm not wasting anymore Silas Marner quotes on you people.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 19, 2018 10:04 PM (kBWZu)

410

You like roast beef? I've got Hope Solo's crotch in a jar...

Posted by: Sodomy Jones, Space Pimp at June 19, 2018 10:05 PM (UFLLM)

411 nood

Posted by: davidt at June 19, 2018 10:05 PM (TKQ/l)

412 I get people hate soccer. I get it. But getting a tie is a win in the Group Play.
Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2018 09:54 PM (+lOpA)

....

I like soccer.

I just dislike ties. If the US Open had ended with two players with the same score and they just agreed to call it a tie, I'd say it sucked too.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 19, 2018 10:06 PM (UOcKN)

413 Ok. So I don't have to get nood. It's for the best.

Posted by: Beartooth at June 19, 2018 10:06 PM (ynu4N)

414 Schumer.. the gift that keeps on giving. Bless his heart.
Posted by: Jewells45
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The definitive 100% politician. No concern whatsoever for the well-being of the Republic. Well, Cummings may be worse.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 19, 2018 10:07 PM (V+k34)

415 I am told that in a recent Brazilian soccer match the forward got into a screaming, chest bumping argument with the referee, who stabbed him to death on the field.

At which point fans flooded the field, tore the ref limb from limb and paraded his head around on a make-shift pike.

3 arrests, including the fan who couldn't explain why he was bringing a hatchet to the soccer match.

Now, THAT would bring back the game Pele envisioned. Poetry in motion.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 19, 2018 10:07 PM (2K6fY)

416 Anyone remember the SNL episode with the parodied mayoral election ads about the Bat Problem running throughout the show?

This reminds me of it.

I think Tracy Morgan was one of the candidates.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at June 19, 2018 10:08 PM (wbRN9)

417 Creepier than the trivago guy

Posted by: james the deplorable disciple of kek at June 19, 2018 10:09 PM (jxw6R)

418 Nood Heart

Posted by: Memory has been 29 too long at June 19, 2018 10:10 PM (EglZt)

419 y the way, about that Brie Larson and SJW Marvel item in the sidebar, the current theory among the ComicsGate crowd is that the whole reason SJW Marvel went on that spree of replacing all their white male superheroes with women and/or persyns of color is for the movies.

See, all these actors who've done such a great job in those roles are getting older, and will have to be replaced eventually (some sooner than others). Robert Downey, Jr. can't play Tony Stark forever, and anyone else coming in and trying to play Tony Stark will not be so well-received. But if Tony Stark is instead replaced by Riri Williams, well, that's different matter or something.

This theory makes a lot of sense! It will still result in sucky movies once these changes are implemented, though.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 19, 2018 10:14 PM (wSC8T)

How Did Peter Strzok's "We'll Stop It" Text Get Deleted or Go Missing from Archiving?

Here's the efforts it took to get the text back -- efforts, of course, that the FBI did not take, preferring to let buried evidence lie.

What Horowitz did not explain -- and was not asked -- was why Strzok's portion of the Aug. 8, 2016 message was so difficult to find.

Horowitz said that the FBI’s failure to discover the text messages raises concerns about whether the bureau was able to collect all of its agents’ and officials' text messages.

"We are not convinced that the FBI was collecting 100 percent of the text messages," he said.

The official story we're getting is that this text wasn't originally archived because there was a period of several months when the automatic-archiving system wasn't capturing texts.

But...

As Mollie Hemingway points out starting around 16:00 here, that December-May glitch where texts weren't being auto-archived does not include the August "We'll stop it" text -- so why was that text not turned over?

Did Peter Stzok intentionally delete it? And if so, what does that suggest about his state of mind -- you know, his intent? Prosecutors routinely cite efforts to cover up an action as consciousness of guilt and therefore as proof of intent.

Also see Sheryl Atkinson's discussion of the FBI's and DOJ's illegal redactions of information not for "national security purposes," but for the forbidden purpose of sparing them from embarrassment and/or criminal inquiry.

The head of the Senate Homeland Security Committee, Sen. Ron Johnson (R-Wis.), is not only seeking redacted material but also is trying to find out who is responsible for withholding it.

Improper redactions are when federal reviewers - -in consultation with their political masters -- block out parts of documents that the public or Congress is entitled to see. Under policy and law, redactions are only permitted in limited, carefully defined circumstances, such as to protect national security. After all, government officials do not lord over us; they work for us, on our behalf. They own neither the documents they generate nor the information they collect; we do.

Yet, too often, the feds have redacted information in an apparent attempt to obstruct efforts to investigate their actions, or to prevent release of material that implicates them in embarrassing behavior or wrongdoing.

...

He includes some seemingly outrageous examples found among text messages written by FBI agent Peter Strzok to his reported then-lover, FBI attorney Lisa Page. One of them reads, "Currently fighting with Stu for this FISA," where "Stu for this FISA" was redacted in a version turned over to Congress.

"FISA" refers to the secretive Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act, which dictates limited terms under which the FBI can wiretap U.S. citizens. It's not known who "Stu" is but a man named Stuart Evans is National Security Division deputy assistant attorney general at the Justice Department. And the date of the text coincides with the timeframe in which FBI agents successfully convinced a FISA judge to let them wiretap Trump campaign adviser Carter Page.


Other redactions included: "Went well, best we could have expected. Other than L.C.'s quote, 'the White house is running this'” (the initials “L.C.” had been redacted); and "Jesus. More BO leaks in the NYT" ("BO" had been redacted).


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1 Hey there

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 19, 2018 07:55 PM (myjNJ)

2 Holy shit! I got a first! Must be good birthday ju ju.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 19, 2018 07:56 PM (myjNJ)

3
not buying horowitz explanation here, they found it on the 4th go around after they got the phones as if the most explosive of the texts coincidentally was hidden by some electronic glitch.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 19, 2018 07:58 PM (r+sAi)

4 It's our favorite uppity wench, and she is first.

BZ.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 19, 2018 07:58 PM (hyuyC)

5
So, as long suspected, Barack Obama was up to his jug ears in spying on candidate Trump and then covering up the spying once Mrs. Rapist lost the election.

In a just and sane world, he would be imprisoned for a very long stretch.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 19, 2018 07:58 PM (VM6ev)

6 Top. Men.

Posted by: wooga at June 19, 2018 07:58 PM (43VTL)

7 I hear we need former FBI in Yemen. Send them there. Or end their pensions.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 19, 2018 07:59 PM (hyuyC)

8 Great, now madammayhem will really get uppity.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at June 19, 2018 07:59 PM (WEBkv)

9 Of course he was covering things up. Just because the IG refused to come to the natural conclusion, all of the facts are there for any enterprising person* to put together.


*Or highly vindictive person who does not like his family being threatened.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Inspector General and his Electric Accordian Band! at June 19, 2018 07:59 PM (0QYMt)

10

The mighty Peter has Strzok'd out...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 19, 2018 07:59 PM (VM6ev)

11 Is this the Big Ugly that guy over at treehouse has been promising for months? Because if so.... that is some weak, weak Ugly.

Posted by: oh brother at June 19, 2018 07:59 PM (6OUNd)

12
FWIW, I think they are still spying and undermining Trump in the intelligence agencies.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 19, 2018 08:00 PM (r+sAi)

13 2>> Happy cake day, uppity wench!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 19, 2018 08:00 PM (qWg0i)

14 Happy Birthday, madamemayhem!

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 19, 2018 08:00 PM (fuK7c)

15
He wiped it, like with a cloth.

Posted by: Gitmo Bound at June 19, 2018 08:01 PM (Yc8Cz)

16 I'm still waiting for some clever person to set up a slide show with Hillary seeing a Trump Rally, or a news bit about one of her illegal activities and then her sending an email to "FBI fixer boss" with subject: Strzok me set to the Billy Squire "Stroke me stroke me" tune.

I would share that on my FB and and then comment about every week to keep it up there just to annoy the idiot liberals.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at June 19, 2018 08:01 PM (eASYU)

17 Not sure if this posted already, but Strzok was escorted out of FBI HQ this afternoon

Posted by: Tofer732 at June 19, 2018 08:01 PM (gYXxt)

18 12
FWIW, I think they are still spying and undermining Trump in the intelligence agencies.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 19, 2018 08:00 PM (r+sAi)


And the EPA, and IRS (Koskinen is still there), and DoE, and DHS, and HHS, and ICC, and FCC and State, and DoD and...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 19, 2018 08:01 PM (VM6ev)

19 Move them all to North Dakota. However, they will be required to build their own offices.

Give the agents a few hand tools, the means to keep them sharp and and a pile of logs and rocks.

Make sure they're dumped in North Dakota around about September, when things just start to cool off a bit and tell them winter starts in three weeks and it gets really cold about Thanksgiving..so, they best get a move on if they want shelter.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at June 19, 2018 08:01 PM (WEBkv)

20 >>Not sure if this posted already, but Strzok was escorted out of FBI HQ this afternoon

Last Friday. Just reported today.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2018 08:02 PM (/tuJf)

21 17 Not sure if this posted already, but Strzok was escorted out of FBI HQ this afternoon
Posted by: Tofer732 at June 19, 2018 08:01 PM (gYXxt)


... and stood up in front of a wall like Woody Allen in "Casino Royale?"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 19, 2018 08:02 PM (VM6ev)

22 Makes you wonder what other messages remain undiscovered or buried.

Posted by: SMOD Keeper at June 19, 2018 08:02 PM (TvRUZ)

23 17 Not sure if this posted already, but Strzok was escorted out of FBI HQ this afternoon
Posted by: Tofer732 at June 19, 2018 08:01 PM (gYXxt)

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Saw that. Made me go "Wo" loud enough for my wife to hear.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at June 19, 2018 08:03 PM (WEBkv)

24 Yeah I might just hafta get more uppity, or more wenchy. Not sure which way to go on this.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 19, 2018 08:03 PM (myjNJ)

25 13 2>> Happy cake day, uppity wench!
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 19, 2018 08:00 PM (qWg0i)

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What he said!

Congrats!

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at June 19, 2018 08:03 PM (WEBkv)

26 Yeah... I saw this earlier. It sure looks like the FBI either buried it on purpose, or just let that sleeping dog lie.

G-d knows how much else is "sleeping" in their databases.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2018 08:04 PM (UiRxW)

27
He will be filling in for Rachel in a week or so.

Posted by: Revolving Door Democracy at June 19, 2018 08:04 PM (Yc8Cz)

28 Speaking of Yemen (!), looks like the Houthi (the who?) are close to collapsing, having had their behinds kicked by the Saudi-backed side recently.


Oh, and Rep. Meadows (Mike Hammer's guy) outed two redacted names from the IG report - two lawyers who Meadows says (and Horowitz confirmed) work for Office of General Counsel at the FBI, not in counter-intel (the rationale for redacting their names, per Horowitz).


Posted by: rhomboid at June 19, 2018 08:04 PM (QDnY+)

29 Let me try this a third time:

Happy Birthday Wishes, madamemayhem!

Posted by: rickl at June 19, 2018 08:04 PM (sdi6R)

30 Willowed and important.

260 Horde, I have a question. If somebody makes a sttaemnt from 1.5 years ago in a letter and then gets it notarized without changing the date from the letter and the notary is almost 2 years later... Can you do that? Is that even legal? What about making a change in the year without initaling it by the signee and the notary? Is that legal?

Man this really stinks. Any advice or help would be appreciated.
Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 19, 2018 07:59 PM (NLQj5)

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 19, 2018 08:04 PM (NLQj5)

31 24 Yeah I might just hafta get more uppity, or more wenchy. Not sure which way to go on this.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 19, 2018 08:03 PM (myjNJ)

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Embrace the "and."

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at June 19, 2018 08:04 PM (WEBkv)

32 So, Barack Obama was directly leaking to the Times?

Not much of a surprise.

Posted by: West at June 19, 2018 08:04 PM (fZlu3)

33
Not sure if this posted already, but Strzok was escorted out of FBI HQ this afternoon

Posted by: Tofer732 at June 19, 2018 08:01 PM (gYXxt)


If that is true then his usefulness has ended and another sacrifice on Hillary's Altar has been made.

Yeah, I do not get the Siren call Hillary puts out.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Inspector General and his Electric Accordian Band! at June 19, 2018 08:04 PM (0QYMt)

34 17 Not sure if this posted already, but Strzok was escorted out of FBI HQ this afternoon
Posted by: Tofer732 at June 19, 2018 08:01 PM (gYXxt)

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Saw that. Made me go "Wo" loud enough for my wife to hear.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at June 19, 2018 08:03 PM (WEBkv)
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Made me go why the **** did it take this long?

Posted by: redridinghood at June 19, 2018 08:05 PM (PvFoN)

35 because there was a period of several months when the automatic-archiving system wasn't capturing texts.


Haven't they used that bullshit excuse before?

Posted by: buzzion at June 19, 2018 08:05 PM (lKs2v)

36 Think about what we didn`t see and don`t know...this is the tip of the iceberg!

Posted by: Tentotwo at June 19, 2018 08:05 PM (yhf6w)

37 the Houthi (the who?)
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Iranian backed Shia inbreed rebel army. Avg. IQs of 70-80, but with Persian built SRBMs.

Ain't the ME grand?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2018 08:06 PM (UiRxW)

38 Just some people not properly following procedures. A little training will fix all this.

Posted by: MAGA at June 19, 2018 08:06 PM (LnOh3)

39 May we live in interesting times indeed.

Posted by: Bosk at June 19, 2018 08:06 PM (fjMEv)

40 "Move them all to North Dakota. However, they will be required to build their own offices."


Lots of room for Quonset huts at Minot AFB. Both offices and quarters "you are required to live on base..."

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Inspector General and his Electric Accordian Band! at June 19, 2018 08:06 PM (0QYMt)

41 Thought Horowitz said "DOD" methods were used to recover some messages?


In the car, on radio, I heard Rep. Jordan (I think) saying today that DOJ had the infamous "we'll stop it" message for over a month before it was provided to Congress. Something like that. I had thought it was discovered just prior to the IG report being delivered.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 19, 2018 08:06 PM (QDnY+)

42 As much as I irritated that people may not be punished for this, I keep reminding myself that none of this would have seen the light of day had it been anyone but Trump elected.

Thank about that for a moment. Anyone else from either party and we'd never have seen any of this.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at June 19, 2018 08:06 PM (WEBkv)

43 30 Willowed and important.

260 Horde, I have a question. If somebody makes a sttaemnt from 1.5 years ago in a letter and then gets it notarized without changing the date from the letter and the notary is almost 2 years later... Can you do that? Is that even legal? What about making a change in the year without initaling it by the signee and the notary? Is that legal?

Man this really stinks. Any advice or help would be appreciated.
Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 19, 2018 07:59 PM (NLQj5)

The notary stamp only recognizes that the letter was as examined at the time of notarization. You can't back-date notarizations. (or much of anything, really).


Posted by: West at June 19, 2018 08:06 PM (fZlu3)

44 >>If that is true then his usefulness has ended and another sacrifice on Hillary's Altar has been made.

It's true. His lawyer, the one people were asking just last week why Strzok had retained, has already released a statement.

He was escorted out last Friday not today, it's just that our ever vigilant media didn't discover it until today.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2018 08:07 PM (/tuJf)

45 Thanks for the b-day happies, y'all are some fine folks.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 19, 2018 08:08 PM (myjNJ)

46 29 Let me try this a third time:

Happy Birthday Wishes, madamemayhem!
Posted by: rickl at June 19, 2018 08:04 PM (sdi6R)


I tried it twice without the word "wishes" and it didn't appear. Maybe Pixy thought it was spam after a certain number of commenters said the same thing.

Posted by: rickl at June 19, 2018 08:08 PM (sdi6R)

47 Thanks for the b-day happies, y'all are some fine folks.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 19, 2018 08:08 PM (myjNJ)
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Happy 29th, ya lusty wench

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2018 08:09 PM (UiRxW)

48
Its true that we never would have saw squat if hillary was elected, it is also true if people do not get jail time, this crap will continue.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 19, 2018 08:09 PM (r+sAi)

49 >> Barack Obama was directly leaking to the Times?


You know he leaked all over the Golf Cart Seat, too?

Posted by: Raggie Love at June 19, 2018 08:09 PM (+FSZM)

50 A Notary can sign if the person acknowledges his/her signature before the Notary. It is acceptable unless it it required that the instrument be"signed and sworn to" before the Notary.

Posted by: CMU VET at June 19, 2018 08:09 PM (C+wjz)

51 It's true. His lawyer, the one people were asking just last week why Strzok had retained, has already released a statement.

He was escorted out last Friday not today, it's just that our ever vigilant media didn't discover it until today.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2018 08:07 PM (/tu

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I believe you said Strzok was cooperating, yes?

Posted by: MAGA at June 19, 2018 08:09 PM (LnOh3)

52 The notary stamp only recognizes that the letter was as examined at the time of notarization. You can't back-date notarizations. (or much of anything, really).

Posted by: West at June 19, 2018 08:06 PM (fZlu3)


Wait - what if the guy is a Democrat? Then ... anything goes, right?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 08:10 PM (YqDXo)

53 Made me go why the **** did it take this long?
Posted by: redridinghood at June 19, 2018 08:05 PM (PvFoN)

Every single FBI agent we have heard about so far should be out of a job right now. That fact that they are not is a sign of just how f-ed the system is today.

If they worked for corporations they all would have been shit canned or "resigned" months ago.

Posted by: West at June 19, 2018 08:10 PM (fZlu3)

54 Happy 29th, ya lusty wench
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2018 08:09 PM (UiRxW)


Now THERE'S some wishcasting.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 08:11 PM (YqDXo)

55 Yudhsishtirahisia's Dice (close enough), aren't those just Scuds they've been firing? And Houthi IQ's no issue when the Pasdaran are handling the adult stuff like rockets.


Mikey, a few years ago a B-52 came to the airshow here, I joked with the crew about how I remember - vaguely - back when the age of the planes *first* matched the age of the crews (back in the 80s), and now the planes are twice the age of these guys.


They were based in Minot. As they said, the only time they got away, they went to Barksdale, Guam, Diego Garcia. So they had two guys at a time with the plane at the airshow, everybody else at the suite they'd rented downtown (party!), no sleep was expected for days. Funny.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 19, 2018 08:11 PM (QDnY+)

56
I was wondering why no one in the hearings was asking why Stzrok was still employed.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 19, 2018 08:11 PM (r+sAi)

57 If they worked for corporations they all would have been shit canned or "resigned" months ago.

Posted by: West at June 19, 2018 08:10 PM (fZlu3)


Not true. Some would be "VP of special projects," one of which would be "finding another job."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 08:12 PM (YqDXo)

58 Shit status:

[_] not real
[x] real

Posted by: Octopussy at June 19, 2018 08:12 PM (LylvR)

59 @32 "So, Barack Obama was directly leaking to the Times?

Not much of a surprise. "

"A source close to the White House said..." (BO giggles)

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 19, 2018 08:12 PM (wBMGD)

60 52 The notary stamp only recognizes that the letter was as examined at the time of notarization. You can't back-date notarizations. (or much of anything, really).

Posted by: West at June 19, 2018 08:06 PM (fZlu3)

Wait - what if the guy is a Democrat? Then ... anything goes, right?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 08:10 PM (YqDXo)


Well, if it is Hilary, she can back date a document and erase the confidential markings while you are watching, and that is totes OK.

Posted by: West at June 19, 2018 08:12 PM (fZlu3)

61 >>I believe you said Strzok was cooperating, yes?

Seems likely at some level. As long as he was employed he was under the control of DOJ and subject to the IG. Apparently his usefulness ended when the IG released his report.

Would also seem to indicate that Horowitz is pretty far along with the FISA abuse part of his investigation. That would seem to be where his real exposure lies.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2018 08:12 PM (/tuJf)

62 Thanks Yudicantpronounceyournic! Being a wench is a tough job but .. I enjoy it.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 19, 2018 08:13 PM (myjNJ)

63 aren't those just Scuds they've been firing?
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Could be. Our crappy media told me it was an SRBM they fired at the Riyadh airport.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2018 08:13 PM (UiRxW)

64 Well, if it is Hilary, she can back date a document and erase the confidential markings while you are watching, and that is totes OK.
Posted by: West at June 19, 2018 08:12 PM (fZlu3)


Thanks for the fatwa.

Or in her case, the drunkwa.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 08:13 PM (YqDXo)

65 Happy Birthday Fishes, madamemayhem!

There, beat the AI censors.

Posted by: West at June 19, 2018 08:14 PM (fZlu3)

66 "BO", depending on context, could be Bruce Ohr - but I would think mostly for any of the Russia!-related stuff.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 19, 2018 08:14 PM (QDnY+)

67 Could be. Our crappy media told me it was an SRBM they fired at the Riyadh airport.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2018 08:13 PM (UiRxW)

the media would not know a BM from a BM.

Posted by: Quint at June 19, 2018 08:14 PM (n13/j)

68 Thanks west. My guppies overflowing.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 19, 2018 08:15 PM (myjNJ)

69 Barack Obama was directly leaking to the Times?

You know he leaked all over the Golf Cart Seat, too?
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Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 19, 2018 08:15 PM (9BLnV)

70 Wait, there's lusty wenches here?

Hold on I gotta go get my platinum membership card...

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 19, 2018 08:16 PM (4ErVI)

71
Crystal ball future vision says:
Mr. Wray what punishment did Stzrok and Page incur for their crimes?
We don't discuss personnel matters.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 19, 2018 08:16 PM (r+sAi)

72 260 Horde, I have a question. If somebody makes a sttaemnt from 1.5 years ago in a letter and then gets it notarized without changing the date from the letter and the notary is almost 2 years later... Can you do that? Is that even legal? What about making a change in the year without initaling it by the signee and the notary? Is that legal?

Man this really stinks. Any advice or help would be appreciated.
Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 19, 2018 07:59 PM

Dr. Rockzo - it's difficult to be precise when obviously there is a lot going on here, more than you could possibly relate in that post. But, it's possible - IF the person who authored the letter took it a year and a half later to a notary, and then re-signed the letter in the notary's presence, and attested to the truth of everything he stated (is this an affidavit? what is it?) then it could be valid.

As to changes - a notary can only certify signatures and initials that are made in his or her presence.

But if someone makes any change on a document AFTER it has been notarized, that probably makes the entire document invalid for any legal purpose.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2018 08:17 PM (V2Yro)

73 >>>66 "BO", depending on context, could be Bruce Ohr - but I would think mostly for any of the Russia!-related stuff.

that didn't occur to me but that's just as bad.

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2018 08:17 PM (PA9oZ)

74 Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2018 08:07 PM (/tu
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ValJar's Daughter reported it according to "SOURCES"

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 19, 2018 08:17 PM (y3aQB)

75 Move it along. Nuthin to see here...

Posted by: Christopher Wray: Top G-Man at June 19, 2018 08:17 PM (O5Q3r)

76 Put Nikki Haley in charge of this BS. Trump/Haley in 2020!

Posted by: goon at June 19, 2018 08:17 PM (PEcU2)

77 End the investigation now just in case someone who committed treason is potentially briefly separated from his children.

Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 19, 2018 08:18 PM (vDapD)

78 the media would not know a BM from a BM.
Posted by: Quint at June 19, 2018 08:14 PM (n13/j)
----
GlobalSecurity,org says they have something called an M-7, similar to the Soviet SS-21.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2018 08:18 PM (UiRxW)

79 "BO", depending on context, could be Bruce Ohr - but I would think mostly for any of the Russia!-related stuff.


--


that didn't occur to me but that's just as bad.





Posted by: ace at June 19, 2018 08:17 PM (PA9oZ)


---

If this was RUSSIA!!! and counterintelligence then wouldn't Barack Obama receive daily updates in his morning briefings?

Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 19, 2018 08:19 PM (vDapD)

80 Every single FBI agent we have heard about so far should be out of a job right now. That fact that they are not is a sign of just how f-ed the system is today.

If they worked for corporations they all would have been shit canned or "resigned" months ago.



Posted by: West at June 19, 2018 08:10 PM (fZlu3)
*******************
And what is really mind blowing is that POTUS fired FBI director, James Comey , upon the recommendation of Rod Rosenstein and POTUS is being accused and investigated for obstruction of justice?

Posted by: redridinghood at June 19, 2018 08:19 PM (PvFoN)

81 US Congress: "So, Mr. Strzok, you used your position in the FBI to try an undermine an in-coming President Elect and to get some pussy on the side, is that right?"

The Strzok: " What the hell was I supposed to do, ya moron?"

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 19, 2018 08:20 PM (EoRCO)

82 12
FWIW, I think they are still spying and undermining Trump in the intelligence agencies.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 19, 2018 08:00 PM (r+sAi)


Trump is fully aware of this and may have a list already. He is going for the long game, so be patient.

Posted by: Roy at June 19, 2018 08:20 PM (ABjxW)

83 He was escorted out last Friday not today, it's just that our ever vigilant media didn't discover it until today.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2018 08:07 PM (/tuJf)

They were too busy running happy stories about the executive summary to the IG report and switching immediately to "Won't someone think of the children?"
It must really be bad, because the "screaming children being ripped out of their mother's arms by a demon with orange hair" thing would have been better deployed around October 20, not two weeks before July 4th when most people are not paying any attention to that crap but us.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Inspector General and his Electric Accordian Band! at June 19, 2018 08:20 PM (0QYMt)

84
Remember comrades, there isn't a Deep State. That's just made up stuff by Fox News and talk radio

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 19, 2018 08:21 PM (SiINZ)

85 Rosenstein is a big ol pus dripping cock scab that needs to be removed.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 19, 2018 08:21 PM (myjNJ)

86 i'm late to the previous thread, but anyways:

we're not ripping children from mothers, it's more like children sitting on santa's lap in a department store. sure, some kids will cry, but everyone loves santa. santa is a great american and if you call santa hitler - that's like calling jesus hitler. so stuff it, hater.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 19, 2018 08:21 PM (Pg+x7)

87 I hear there is audio tape of Stzrok's staffers crying and wailing that they have been separated from their leader.

Posted by: Roy at June 19, 2018 08:22 PM (ABjxW)

88 72 260 Horde, I have a question. If somebody makes a sttaemnt from 1.5 years ago in a letter and then gets it notarized without changing the date from the letter and the notary is almost 2 years later... Can you do that? Is that even legal? What about making a change in the year without initaling it by the signee and the notary? Is that legal?

Man this really stinks. Any advice or help would be appreciated.
Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 19, 2018 07:59 PM

Dr. Rockzo - it's difficult to be precise when obviously there is a lot going on here, more than you could possibly relate in that post. But, it's possible - IF the person who authored the letter took it a year and a half later to a notary, and then re-signed the letter in the notary's presence, and attested to the truth of everything he stated (is this an affidavit? what is it?) then it could be valid.

As to changes - a notary can only certify signatures and initials that are made in his or her presence.

But if someone makes any change on a document AFTER it has been notarized, that probably makes the entire document invalid for any legal purpose.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2018 08:17 PM (V2Yro)

Tom, a notary can't assert that someone was telling the truth about some past event - that is not in the scope of the profession. What the notary can attest to is what the document looked like at the time of notarization and that the parties supplied and identified their signatures (the notary is actually supposed to be watching, but that is often, um, glossed over).

Absolutely nothing is asserted as fact before the time of notarization.



Posted by: West at June 19, 2018 08:22 PM (fZlu3)

89 Aitan Goelman is a partner at Zuckerman Spader, and according to their web site:

"Aitan D. Goelman is a trial lawyer who focuses his practice on white-collar criminal defense, securities and commodities litigation, and complex commercial litigation.

Aitan has tried more than 50 cases to verdict and, until February 2017, served as Director in the Enforcement Division of the U.S. Commodities Futures Trading Commission (CFTC).

Earlier in his career he served as an Assistant U.S. Attorney in the Southern District of New York."

So this just confirms for me that "Pete" is in bigger trouble than simply a possible wrongful termination or some other challenge of employment law. You don't hire a criminal defense attorney for that. That would be like getting a rheumatolgist to consult with you for your gynecological problems.

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 19, 2018 08:22 PM (y3aQB)

90 I never bought Strzok was kept in HR because he was cooperating. Obviously he could have been reassigned to a less visible/important position or even put on leave with pay and still have been expect to cooperate.

That doesn't mean he's not cooperating, of course.

He was kept in HR as a big "fuck you," hubris on meth. That became unviable for some reason last Friday.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 19, 2018 08:23 PM (dEJuU)

91 This is just a small example of what coverups lie ahead.

The.Fix.Is.In.


Posted by: Under Fire at June 19, 2018 08:23 PM (r9UYA)

92 I just saw a 71 yo woman getting twirled across the stage beautifully by a 35 yo guy on AGT
Fantastic dancing

I can't believe she's 71. She looks 40 at most.

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 19, 2018 08:23 PM (hMwEB)

93 Posted by: rhomboid at June 19, 2018 08:11 PM (QDnY+)

Did they express any opinions about Minot in winter, when the only things between you and the North Pole are three strands of barbed wire on the Canadian border?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Inspector General and his Electric Accordian Band! at June 19, 2018 08:23 PM (0QYMt)

94 They were too busy running happy stories about the executive summary to the IG report and switching immediately to "Won't someone think of the children?"

I think of the children.

"Wait, wasn't there someone else we should deport? Oh yeah, the children!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 08:23 PM (YqDXo)

95 he media would not know a BM from a BM.

Posted by: Quint at June 19, 2018 08:14 PM (n13/j)

----

GlobalSecurity,org says they have something called an M-7, similar to the Soviet SS-21.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2018 08:18 PM (UiRxW)

I was just making a lame joke about the media in general, not disputing what you said. I will look into it now since you brought it up. Thanks.

Posted by: Quint at June 19, 2018 08:24 PM (n13/j)

96 Reporter: "Mr. Stzrok, you just got escorted out of the FBI building in disgrace. Where are you going to next???

Strozk: "I'm going to DisneyWorld!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2018 08:24 PM (V2Yro)

97 /OT

How the hell is it June already?! How did almost half a year elapse already? I know time flies, but this year accelerated. Maybe the weather is part of it...sucksville.

I have achieved some goals, but a lot are still pending when they should be complete.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 19, 2018 08:24 PM (tQASX)

98 When you say Peterstroke was "escorted" out, do you mean "hurled from the eleventh story of the Hoover building?"

A guy can dream, right?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2018 08:25 PM (UiRxW)

99 "Persian SRBM" = Scud


The longer range stuff are modified Scuds or different evolutions the Iranians, and mumble mumble the Norks mumble mumble have been cooperating on.


Posted by: rhomboid at June 19, 2018 08:25 PM (QDnY+)

100 Today an intern for a Democratic member of congress shouted "Mr. President, f**k you!" at the president. Remember when the Dems lost their shit over "You lie!"?

Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 19, 2018 08:25 PM (ppaKI)

101 This should be the beginning of the investigation. How did a virulently anti-Trump agent get selected for Hillary's email investigation, Russia-collusion investigation and Mueller probe? Rampant bias was a feature not a bug.

Posted by: IanDeal at June 19, 2018 08:25 PM (5mrLG)

102 Seems likely at some level. As long as he was employed he was under the control of DOJ and subject to the IG. Apparently his usefulness ended when the IG released his report.

Would also seem to indicate that Horowitz is pretty far along with the FISA abuse part of his investigation. That would seem to be where his real exposure lies.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2018 08:12 PM (/tuJf)

----

Yeah right.

Seems more likely he wasn't cooperating at all and all this "Strzok and Page are cooperating" was just a bunch of BS.

Posted by: MAGA at June 19, 2018 08:25 PM (LnOh3)

103 >>So this just confirms for me that "Pete" is in bigger trouble than simply a possible wrongful termination or some other challenge of employment law. You don't hire a criminal defense attorney for that. That would be like getting a rheumatolgist to consult with you for your gynecological problems.

We haven't even gotten to his involvement with the Trump/Russia investigation. He has much bigger exposure there.

I'd say he's well and truly fucked.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2018 08:26 PM (/tuJf)

104 A notary mostly just officially agrees that this is someone's signature, don't they?

Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 19, 2018 08:26 PM (vDapD)

105 Reporter: "Mr. Stzrok, you just got escorted out of the FBI building in disgrace. Where are you going to next???

Strozk: "I'm going to DisneyWorld!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2018 08:24 PM (V2Yro)



How about a Pinochet helicopter ride instead

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 19, 2018 08:26 PM (SiINZ)

106 Move them all to North Dakota. However, they will be required to build their own offices. ---


Little office on the prairie sounds like a good move for them. I hope they are good at building with Sod.

Posted by: X-ray at June 19, 2018 08:26 PM (IoWN7)

107 Tom, a notary can't assert that someone was telling the truth about some past event - that is not in the scope of the profession. What the notary can attest to is what the document looked like at the time of notarization and that the parties supplied and identified their signatures (the notary is actually supposed to be watching, but that is often, um, glossed over). "

Of course you're right - it's hard to understand what's actually going on here.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2018 08:26 PM (V2Yro)

108 Thing that most disturbs me--the HEAD of FBI counterintelligence seems to have had a whale of a Walter Mitty + "I'm Batman Jack Ryan" complex. Jeebus.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 19, 2018 08:27 PM (EV0ql)

109 BTW, Ace, another death threat against Candidate and President Trump found in Strozk's texts...
https://twitter.com/jabeale/status/
1009090035591901186

Posted by: andycanuck at June 19, 2018 08:27 PM (Evws/)

110 The Administration needs to send the illegal immigrant children back to their Abuela in the old country.

That's what our state governments' children/family services do when the old man and baby mama get locked up here - send them to grandma.

Posted by: Roy at June 19, 2018 08:27 PM (ABjxW)

111 I hope JackStraw is right on this.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 19, 2018 08:27 PM (myjNJ)

112 This is exactly the $hit that happens when you start lying to cover up stuff. Sooner or later somewhere down the line facts come out to prove you were lying.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 19, 2018 08:27 PM (+Dllb)

113 Reporter: "Mr. Stzrok, you just got escorted out of the FBI building in disgrace. Where are you going to next???

Strozk: "I'm going to DisneyWorld!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2018 08:24 PM (V2Yro)
***********************

Since he's still collecting a salary, he probably is going to the Magic Kingdom for an nice vaca.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 19, 2018 08:27 PM (PvFoN)

114 72 260 Horde, I have a question. If somebody makes a sttaemnt from 1.5 years ago in a letter and then gets it notarized without changing the date from the letter and the notary is almost 2 years later... Can you do that? Is that even legal? What about making a change in the year without initaling it by the signee and the notary? Is that legal?

Man this really stinks. Any advice or help would be appreciated.
Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 19, 2018 07:59 PM

Dr. Rockzo - it's difficult to be precise when obviously there is a lot going on here, more than you could possibly relate in that post. But, it's possible - IF the person who authored the letter took it a year and a half later to a notary, and then re-signed the letter in the notary's presence, and attested to the truth of everything he stated (is this an affidavit? what is it?) then it could be valid.

As to changes - a notary can only certify signatures and initials that are made in his or her presence.

But if someone makes any change on a document AFTER it has been notarized, that probably makes the entire document invalid for any legal purpose.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2018 08:17 PM (V2Yro)

The date on the notary page was changed by pen with no initials at all about the correction. So we have no idea if this person even wanted this statement to be a sworn statement and get involved at this late of a date. Almost 2 years later since the original letter and the date was changed by pen with on initials.

And the letter itself was hidden from us for over 2 years and the noterized affidavit part of the later was never given to us but filed to the clerk without delivering it to us as required by the courts.

I just found out while doing due diligence.

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 19, 2018 08:28 PM (NLQj5)

115 Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 19, 2018 08:22 PM (y3aQB)
He hired a very expensive attorney. That could be an abundance of caution showing, or maybe an indication of just how screwed he really is.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Inspector General and his Electric Accordian Band! at June 19, 2018 08:28 PM (0QYMt)

116 I mean "We'll stop it" is straight out of a bad ABC drama.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 19, 2018 08:28 PM (EV0ql)

117 >>Seems more likely he wasn't cooperating at all and all this "Strzok and Page are cooperating" was just a bunch of BS.

No doubt. He was immediately demoted from the 2nd in command in the FBI counterintelligence group to filing papers in HR as some sort of super duper top secret fuck you or something.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2018 08:28 PM (/tuJf)

118 Stroke is on his way to visit Lois Lerner at her Cayman Isle condo. You won't be seeing this shitstain again. Bank it.


Posted by: Under Fire at June 19, 2018 08:29 PM (r9UYA)

119 7 I hear there is audio tape of Stzrok's staffers crying and wailing that they have been separated from their leader.
Posted by: Roy at June 19, 2018 08:22 PM (ABjxW)


I think of the "people sitting in their cars crying" report after...I don't remember who it was now...was let go. How no one had faith anymore. I can't keep up with the turnover, but everytime someone is let go I wait for the "people crying in their cars in the parking lot" report.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 19, 2018 08:29 PM (tQASX)

120 Little office on the prairie sounds like a good move for them. I hope they are good at building with Sod

Without the "odomy" sod means nothing to them.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 19, 2018 08:29 PM (IcT7t)

121 What's going on with McCabe?

Posted by: redridinghood at June 19, 2018 08:29 PM (PvFoN)

122 He hired a very expensive attorney.
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I don't know how this works. I would think it would have to be expensive.

If I were an attorney, I would need a big ass pile of cash to sleep on, after defending this bastard.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2018 08:30 PM (UiRxW)

123 97 /OT

How the hell is it June already?! How did almost half a year elapse already? I know time flies, but this year accelerated. Maybe the weather is part of it...sucksville.

I have achieved some goals, but a lot are still pending when they should be complete.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 19, 2018 08:24 PM (tQASX)


Time tends to accelerate once you turn 29.

Posted by: rickl at June 19, 2018 08:30 PM (sdi6R)

124 I hear there is audio tape of Stzrok's staffers crying and wailing that they have been separated from their leader.

Posted by: Roy at June 19, 2018 08:22 PM (ABjxW)

I hope so.

Posted by: Quint at June 19, 2018 08:30 PM (n13/j)

125 Not a smidgen of corruption in my administration!

Posted by: President Brick Shot at June 19, 2018 08:30 PM (QLvwG)

126 I bet a million dollars this person took a letter written over 2 years ago and forged her name and likeness and got it notarized. It's very bizarre and was hidden by everybody.

You can't change a date on a notary page without having initials made to the dates changed from print to ink.

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 19, 2018 08:31 PM (NLQj5)

127 BTW, Ace, another death threat against Candidate and President Trump found in Strozk's texts...
https://twitter.com/jabeale/status/
1009090035591901186

Posted by: andycanuck at June 19, 2018 08:27 PM (Evws/)


I tried it and got "does not exist" twitter page.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 19, 2018 08:32 PM (tQASX)

128 Wind is picking up and the sky is growling. Indiana summer weather, wait 5 minutes it'll change.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 19, 2018 08:32 PM (myjNJ)

129 Listening to Lindsey Graham this afternoon on Hannity's radio show, I actually began to respect the guy. Weird, but true.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, deplorable cultist at June 19, 2018 08:32 PM (wA0yZ)

130 >>121
What's going on with McCabe?

He shot 2 over at Pebble Beach this afternoon. He says mojitos are fabulous.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 19, 2018 08:33 PM (r9UYA)

131 Listening to Lindsey Graham this afternoon on Hannity's radio show, I actually began to respect the guy. Weird, but true.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, deplorable cultist at June 19, 2018 08:32 PM (wA0yZ)


---

I didn't think it was re-election year for him.

Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 19, 2018 08:33 PM (vDapD)

132 I bet a million dollars this person took a letter
written over 2 years ago and forged her name and likeness and got it
notarized. It's very bizarre and was hidden by everybody.



You can't change a date on a notary page without having initials made to the dates changed from print to ink.


Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 19, 2018 08:31 PM

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While it might vary State by State, any changes made to a document signed and witnessed by a Notary must be initialed and dated by both the person signing and the Notary.

I found this out when we lived in Kentucky and I put the wrong date on a document when we were in the house buying process.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 19, 2018 08:34 PM (+Dllb)

133 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2018 08:30 PM (UiRxW)



Someone with that guy's resume would be very expensive to hire, even by BosNYWash standards of expense.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Inspector General and his Electric Accordian Band! at June 19, 2018 08:34 PM (0QYMt)

134 OK, as long as we're speculating...

What do y'all think about Shelia Jackson Lee's implication that RR is gonna be kickin' rocks on Friday?

Is this ol' dumdum just running off at the mouth? Or did she accidentally spill some uncut dope?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2018 08:34 PM (UiRxW)

135 Where does Tucker dig up these loudmouth turds?

Posted by: canned hate at June 19, 2018 08:35 PM (ItyGR)

136 North Dakota where the men are men the women are scarce and the sheep are scared.

Posted by: X-ray at June 19, 2018 08:35 PM (IoWN7)

137 Iranian backed Shia inbreed rebel army. Avg. IQs of 70-80,
-----
Yeah, the unit nickname is the "Fightin' Cousin Fuckers".

Posted by: andycanuck at June 19, 2018 08:35 PM (Evws/)

138 I just saw a 71 yo woman getting twirled across the stage beautifully by a 35 yo guy on AGT
Fantastic dancing

I can't believe she's 71. She looks 40 at most.
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 19, 2018 08:23 PM (hMwEB)

Surely they frown on that in professional baton twirling circles. I mean, older people have enough trouble with dizziness.

Oh, dancing.....never mind.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 19, 2018 08:35 PM (9BLnV)

139 Wind is picking up and the sky is growling. Indiana summer weather, wait 5 minutes it'll change.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench)


Have you seen Peaches?

Posted by: Braenyard at June 19, 2018 08:36 PM (3/uST)

140
I don't understand LJ Lee's outburst. I figured only PDT or Sessions could fire RR.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 19, 2018 08:36 PM (r+sAi)

141 "What do y'all think about Shelia Jackson Lee's implication that RR is gonna be kickin' rocks on Friday?"
Who is 'RR'?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Inspector General and his Electric Accordian Band! at June 19, 2018 08:36 PM (0QYMt)

142 136 North Dakota where the men are men the women are scarce and the sheep are scared.

Posted by: X-ray at June 19, 2018 08:35 PM (IoWN7)

It's so flat you can watch your dog run away for three days.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 19, 2018 08:36 PM (4ErVI)

143 Ok, tomorrow is the day that Nunes, Gowdy et al are supposed to rain hell on the DoJ and FBI.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 19, 2018 08:36 PM (7028f)

144 Stroker can't cooperate. The media would DESTROY him. Who volunteers for the 'Trump treatment'?

Posted by: Steve Earle Song Ideas at June 19, 2018 08:36 PM (PvCxa)

145 >>Someone with that guy's resume would be very expensive to hire, even by BosNYWash standards of expense.

If you read the statement he put out today it would appear that he has been working for Strzok for some time. He wasn't just hired last Friday.

McCabe's lawyer raised $500k in his gofundme scam. I bet he's already torched through most of it. And there is a long way to go.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2018 08:37 PM (/tuJf)

146 "131 Listening to Lindsey Graham this afternoon on Hannity's radio show, I actually began to respect the guy. Weird, but true.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, deplorable cultist at June 19, 2018 08:32 PM (wA0yZ)


---

I didn't think it was re-election year for him."

A. Graham just watched Sanford crash and burn down in South Carolina.

B. He's distanced himself from McCain for some time since this horrific FBI/DOJ scandal started to unfold.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 19, 2018 08:37 PM (dEJuU)

147 Nope. Been wondering where she is.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 19, 2018 08:37 PM (myjNJ)

148 95 the media would not know a BM from a BM.


Posted by: Quint at June 19, 2018 08:14 PM (n13/j)


----


GlobalSecurity,org says they have something called an M-7, similar to the Soviet SS-21.



Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2018 08:18 PM (UiRxW)

I
was just making a lame joke about the media in general, not disputing
what you said. I will look into it now since you brought it up. Thanks.


Posted by: Quint at June 19, 2018 08:24 PM (n13/j)

first of all, my joke was they would not know a ballistic missile from bowel movement. I normally don't explain jokes but will here lol.

I checked up on the Yemen situation, one of many areas I have ignored for sure other than knowing the place is a S- hole. No doubt the Houthi have ballistic missiles and Iran is giving them the ordnance. Seems like someone needs arc light or JDAM attention.

Posted by: Quint at June 19, 2018 08:38 PM (n13/j)

149 Ah, so JEB Stuart HS has been renamed Barack Obama HS. One supposes that the team will abandon the name 'The Raiders'. I would suggest, 'The Grifters'.

Any other suggestions?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, deplorable cultist at June 19, 2018 08:38 PM (LUV9/)

150 Who is 'RR'?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Inspector General and his Electric Accordian Band! at June 19, 2018 08:36 PM (0QYMt)
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Rod Rosenstein. She seemed to imply that he'd be let go if he continued refusing to comply with Congressional subpoenas.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2018 08:38 PM (UiRxW)

151 #127 You must have inadvertently deleted a digit cut n pasting it because it's still there for me. And it's the first time I've entered it on this tablet so it's not 'cached' or something technical like that on my p.c.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 19, 2018 08:38 PM (Evws/)

152 Iranian backed Shia inbreed rebel army. Avg. IQs of 70-80,
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Yeah, the unit nickname is the "Fightin' Cousin Fuckers".
Posted by: andycanuck at June 19, 2018 08:35 PM (Evws/)

So, that's what Shia Leboeuf has been up to lately. And here I thought he was into guys!

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 19, 2018 08:39 PM (9BLnV)

153 "What do y'all think about Shelia Jackson Lee's implication that RR is gonna be kickin' rocks on Friday?"
Who is 'RR'?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Inspector General and his Electric Accordian Band! at June 19, 2018 08:36 PM (0QYMt)


Rickey Ricardo. He's got some 'splainin to do

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 19, 2018 08:39 PM (SiINZ)

154 It's so flat you can watch your dog run away for three days.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 19, 2018 08:36 PM (4ErVI)


Why are the dogs in North Dakota so fast? Because the trees are so far apart.

Posted by: X-ray at June 19, 2018 08:39 PM (IoWN7)

155 Ah, so JEB Stuart HS has been renamed Barack Obama HS. One supposes that the team will abandon the name 'The Raiders'. I would suggest, 'The Grifters'.

Any other suggestions?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, deplorable cultist at June 19, 2018 08:38 PM (LUV9/)

The Rump Raiders?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 19, 2018 08:39 PM (9BLnV)

156 >>Rod Rosenstein. She seemed to imply that he'd be let go if he continued refusing to comply with Congressional subpoenas.

Nobody ever got rich betting on Shelia Jackson Lee's insight into anything.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2018 08:40 PM (/tuJf)

157 The Bonesmokers

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 19, 2018 08:40 PM (89T5c)

158 Wow, Hayden is quadrupling down on his idiotic, illiterate, delusional Nazi nonsense.


Just the intellectual level one has come to expect from top guvamint talent, incl. his successor Brennan.


The ignorance of most "educated" people, and almost all "educated" libs, is of course old news, but rarely does it showboat like this.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 19, 2018 08:40 PM (QDnY+)

159 Seems like someone needs arc light or JDAM attention.





Posted by: Quint at June 19, 2018 08:38 PM

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If you Arc Light Yemen, the Country would cease to exist. That is not a bad thing though.........

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 19, 2018 08:40 PM (+Dllb)

160 "Also see Sheryl Atkinson's discussion of the FBI's and DOJ's illegal redactions of information not for 'national security purposes,' but for the forbidden purpose of sparing them from embarrassment and/or criminal inquiry."

That's why Trump is going to have to declassify en masse and let Congress publish. FBI/DoJ have proven themselves untrustworthy and/or criminal. If the FBI/DoJ abuses the tools We The People have lent them, then the tools must be taken away. And for the period the tools are removed, it will be the FBI/DoJ's fault for anything bad that happens because they forced us remove the tools to preserve liberty.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 19, 2018 08:40 PM (H8S+R)

161 132 I bet a million dollars this person took a letter
written over 2 years ago and forged her name and likeness and got it
notarized. It's very bizarre and was hidden by everybody.



You can't change a date on a notary page without having initials made to the dates changed from print to ink.


Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 19, 2018 08:31 PM

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While it might vary State by State, any changes made to a document signed and witnessed by a Notary must be initialed and dated by both the person signing and the Notary.

I found this out when we lived in Kentucky and I put the wrong date on a document when we were in the house buying process.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 19, 2018 08:34 PM (+Dllb)

That is ALWAYS how I've done it too.

This is so shady concidering the circumstances.

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 19, 2018 08:41 PM (NLQj5)

162 'Any other suggestions?'

The Unicorns

Posted by: f'd at June 19, 2018 08:41 PM (UdKB7)

163 'The Grifters' is perfect.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 19, 2018 08:41 PM (3/uST)

164 "USAA always thanks me for my service!!!"

while they're lightening my wallet...
"USAA paid for my car..after the wreck!!!! They asked me if I was okay!!!!"

So the (fake pro-military ) insurance company that you pay to compensate for damages to your wrecked car, paid for your wrecked car???
God Bless America!!

Posted by: canned hate at June 19, 2018 08:41 PM (ItyGR)

165
Any other suggestions?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, deplorable cultist at June 19, 2018 08:38 PM (LUV9/)

Masker raiders? Keep this spelling, since BO can only do phonetics anyway.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at June 19, 2018 08:41 PM (eASYU)

166 Ah, so JEB Stuart HS has been renamed Barack Obama HS. One supposes that the team will abandon the name 'The Raiders'. I would suggest, 'The Grifters'.

Any other suggestions?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, deplorable cultist at June 19, 2018 08:38 PM (LUV9/)


Commie Fags

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 19, 2018 08:42 PM (SiINZ)

167 150
Who is 'RR'?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Inspector
General and his Electric Accordian Band! at June 19, 2018 08:36 PM
(0QYMt)

----

Rod Rosenstein. She seemed to imply that he'd be let go if he continued refusing to comply with Congressional subpoenas.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2018 08:38 PM (UiRxW)

Thanks! Of course I missed the obvious because I was caught up thinking "Ronald Reagan and Roy Rogers are dead, they can't be fired."

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Inspector General and his Electric Accordian Band! at June 19, 2018 08:42 PM (0QYMt)

168 I would almost offer myself happily for ritual slaughter on pay per view if the "BO" in this sentence "Jesus. More BO leaks in the NYT" once un-redacted had said "Jesus. More "'Bottom' Obama" leaks in the NYT."

Almost.

Of course, there's no question I would if at least one redaction in the whole mess said: "President 'Cock-Curious'".

Posted by: Sharkman at June 19, 2018 08:42 PM (BfOXk)

169 Not a smidgen of corruption in my administration!


Posted by: President Brick Shot at June 19, 2018 08:30 PM (QLvwG
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If a tree falls in the woods and the MSM ignores it... well...

Posted by: redridinghood at June 19, 2018 08:42 PM (PvFoN)

170 The Right: The highest levels of law enforcement are corrupt to the core and only prosecute the powerless citizens

The BLM Left: Law enforcement officials at the lowest levels are corrupt and only prosecute the powerless citizens

Bitter Clinger: You are both correct. Protect your 2nd Amendment Rights.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 19, 2018 08:42 PM (UOcKN)

171 >>Any other suggestions?

Posted by: Mike Hammer

The Broncos.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 19, 2018 08:42 PM (r9UYA)

172 Nobody ever got rich betting on Shelia Jackson Lee's insight into anything.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2018 08:40 PM (/tuJf)
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Yeah, haha. Maxine Waters' Hair might be a better source for reliable analysis.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2018 08:42 PM (UiRxW)

173 149 Ah, so JEB Stuart HS has been renamed Barack Obama HS. One supposes that the team will abandon the name 'The Raiders'. I would suggest, 'The Grifters'.

Any other suggestions?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, deplorable cultist at June 19, 2018 08:38 PM (LUV9/)


The Fightin' Jihadis?

Posted by: rickl at June 19, 2018 08:43 PM (sdi6R)

174 This has got to stop.


@ChadPergram:

Rare fireworks at the Capitol amid Trump's mtg w/Hse GOPers. A Congressional intern shouted "F%*k you" at Trump in Rotunda. Congressional Hispanic Caucus mbrs heckled Trump to his face outside mtg. Verbal confrontation between GOP FL Rep Curbelo/Dem CA Rep Vargas over immigration.

Posted by: IrishEi at June 19, 2018 08:43 PM (HiDrR)

175 Where does Tucker dig up these loudmouth turds?
Posted by: canned hate
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Any Dem will do. If it's a Dem academic or politician, then Perfecta.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, deplorable cultist at June 19, 2018 08:43 PM (Ip71V)

176 The Caymans are too hot this time of year.

Posted by: Eric Holder at June 19, 2018 08:44 PM (r9UYA)

177 If the dems don't take the House in Nov., this shit is gonna escalate bigly.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 19, 2018 08:46 PM (89T5c)

178 >>Rare fireworks at the Capitol amid Trump's mtg w/Hse GOPers.

Inevitable when we have weak Congressional leadership.

Posted by: Eric Holder at June 19, 2018 08:46 PM (r9UYA)

179 Rickey Ricardo. He's got some 'splainin to do
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 19, 2018 08:39 PM (SiINZ)

Lucy canned his ass because of his drinking and whore chasing.

Mr.Babalu!.......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 19, 2018 08:46 PM (EoRCO)

180 Any other suggestions?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, deplorable cultist at June 19, 2018 08:38 PM (LUV9/)


The Cuckaneers?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 19, 2018 08:47 PM (UOcKN)

181 Congressional Hispanic Caucus mbrs heckled Trump to his face

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This is a problem.

Congratulations on being slightly brown. You don't represent people who are also slightly brown and still not Americans.

Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 19, 2018 08:47 PM (vDapD)

182 The Caymans are too hot this time of year.

Posted by: Eric Holder at June 19, 2018 08:44 PM (r9UYA)


No where near as hot as your future accommodations.

Posted by: The Devil at June 19, 2018 08:47 PM (IoWN7)

183 Nood Dicks.

Oh, there's a new thread too.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 19, 2018 08:47 PM (Evws/)

184
The Cuckaneers?
...

The Jug-Eared Reggie-Fuckers

Posted by: canned hate at June 19, 2018 08:47 PM (ItyGR)

185 Rep Jordan said order of action would be House resolution, then holding RR in contempt, then impeachment.


But how things could go that far without a president intervening, I cannot comprehend. He did, sort of, a month ago, but obviously that lesson didn't take.


The benign explanations for RR's behavior do not track with the way things usually work between the Hill and agencies, or with some of RR's public comments ("extorted"), or his last-minute rush to mommy (Ryan) to avoid responding to the HPSCI on FISA-related stuff. But to me it remains a mystery.


Wray is no mystery. He has not the slightest idea what he should be doing. "Tone deaf" doesn't begin to describe him. Worst appointment by Trump so far, hands down.


Posted by: rhomboid at June 19, 2018 08:47 PM (QDnY+)

186 I'd be embarrassed to go to Barack Obama High School.
And this is coming from a guy who's high school mascot was a beaver.

Posted by: f'd at June 19, 2018 08:47 PM (UdKB7)

187 If the dems don't take the House in Nov., this shit is gonna escalate bigly.


Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 19, 2018 08:46 PM

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I predicted the other day that someone in the press pool is going to snap and attempt to commit some violent act on Sarah Sanders.


I am officially upping the ante and predicting that some random dem will attempt violence on Trump within a year.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 19, 2018 08:48 PM (+Dllb)

188 49 Ah, so JEB Stuart HS has been renamed Barack Obama HS. One
supposes that the team will abandon the name 'The Raiders'. I would
suggest, 'The Grifters'.

The Billable Hours or The Fighting None Essential Personell!


Posted by: Quint at June 19, 2018 08:49 PM (n13/j)

189 If this was RUSSIA!!! and counterintelligence then wouldn't Barack Obama receive daily updates in his morning briefings?
Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 19, 2018 08:19 PM (vDapD)

Obama's name has been dropped a number of times in context of being fully briefed in the cabal's communications.

This is the real insurance policy - Obama is the ring leader. Go figure. A plot to overthrow the electoral system that bridges several departments and the ringleader is the guy in charge of those several departments. All "by the book" to the credulous.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 19, 2018 08:49 PM (1g7ch)

190 Congressional Hispanic Caucus mbrs heckled Trump to his face ---


This is how you get more Trump.

Posted by: X-ray at June 19, 2018 08:49 PM (IoWN7)

191 177 If the dems don't take the House in Nov., this shit is gonna escalate bigly.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 19, 2018 08:46 PM (89T5c)


If the Dems do take the House in Nov., it will escalate even biglier.

Posted by: rickl at June 19, 2018 08:52 PM (sdi6R)

192 49 Ah, so JEB Stuart HS has been renamed Barack Obama HS. One supposes that the team will abandon the name 'The Raiders'. I would suggest, 'The Grifters'.

What? No "Watson and Crick High?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 08:54 PM (YqDXo)

193 49 Ah, so JEB Stuart HS has been renamed Barack Obama HS. One supposes that the team will abandon the name 'The Raiders'. I would suggest, 'The Grifters'.

Or "The Defendants."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 08:54 PM (YqDXo)

194 When are all these intrepid reporters gonna interview themselves to find out which ones bribed FBI agents?

Posted by: skeezix at June 19, 2018 08:55 PM (TzscB)

195 Speaking of Maxine Waters, anybody here remember when she was the "Representative from Rap-A-Lot Records" in the late 90s?

Effectively ended the investigation of the Geto Boys and their bespoke record label for trafficking large quantities of cocaine in Houston, by alleging systematic racism on behalf of the DEA field office and it's legendary drug investigator, Jack Schumacher, who had hounded the group since the late '80s.

Geto Boys subsequently released the album "The Foundation," with the lyric in the song "Yes Yes Y'all:"

"We sent he whole world a fuck-you note /
Shumacher's got a desk job/
Fuck you, hoes."

Maxine subsequently got hit with an ethics investigation (nothing happened, of course) by the House Committee on Government Reform. It's spokesman at the time was Sean Spicer.

Just a fun bit of corruption history I thought of, because I happen to be a GB fan, and I hate Maxine.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2018 08:55 PM (UiRxW)

196 This is how you get ,more gun owners owning more guns.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 19, 2018 08:57 PM (7028f)

197 meanwhile, the brain addled fever swamp of the left is all in on babies crossing the border alone.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 19, 2018 09:00 PM (FOPyv)

198 Bono of U2 has now weighed in on the migrant children thing. He's urging an end to it. I didn't bother to read the article.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 19, 2018 09:03 PM (tQASX)

199 The Snakes

Posted by: Booknlass at June 19, 2018 09:15 PM (XO2pu)

200 Nood

Posted by: Booknlass at June 19, 2018 09:18 PM (XO2pu)

201 I don't see why at least our people (like Laura last night) don't flat out ask Sessions exactly (a) who committed these redactions and (b) exactly what it takes to get them fired.

Posted by: George LeS at June 19, 2018 09:19 PM (59GGI)

202 Just now on Pandora i heard a Chili Peppers song I had never heard before, but as soon as the song started I said "Chili Peppers" = Life Well Spent!

Posted by: md at June 19, 2018 10:41 PM (L3WnE)

203 I expect Strzok to implement the Jeff Skilling defense at some point.

Posted by: profligatewaste at June 19, 2018 11:06 PM (Be3jb)

Top Senate Democrat Shoots Down Cruz's Proposal to End the Family Separation Democrats and the Media Supposedly Care So Much About, In Order to "Keep the Focus on Trump"




Posted by: Ace of Spades at 07:07 PM




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1 Nothing wrong with Senate Democrats that good people can't fix with their hands.

Posted by: sven at June 19, 2018 07:09 PM (SzZnW)

2 Excellent! Compromises suck anyway. Chuck Schumer finally does something useful.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 19, 2018 07:10 PM (pvjTE)

3 Ted Cruz points out the hypocrisy of the left and shows how they are using kids a propped in one bill.

He knew they would do this.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 19, 2018 07:10 PM (fceHP)

4 Sure keep the focus on Trump because he hasn't already called out the commiecrats for being obstructionists and not wanting a solution.

Keep the focus on him so he can get on his bully pulpit and speechify about how you proved him right.

Are the dems getting help drawing up plays from the GOPes?

Posted by: kallisto at June 19, 2018 07:10 PM (kD8Fh)

5 Ted is a textbook Magnificent Bastard.

Posted by: reason at June 19, 2018 07:11 PM (CGjum)

6 David French? I'll wait to hear what Bill Kristol has to say.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2018 07:11 PM (ptqGC)

7

Looks vaguely familiar to when Trump proposed 2 times the DACA kids, or whatever the insane number was.

Proved, without a doubt how much the Democrats cared about them too.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 19, 2018 07:11 PM (fceHP)

8 Couple of days and this will die out.
Given that The Hill is stating "about the kids or Trump" - MSM will have to give it focus as long as R's point to it when asked.
Hell, who am I kidding. . . .we're screwed.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at June 19, 2018 07:11 PM (q1VoB)

9 That level of trollery is Trumpianlike.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at June 19, 2018 07:11 PM (++G28)

10 3 Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 19, 2018 07:10 PM (fceHP)

They are not a hard read, it is more like "See Spot Run" not like say "The Gulag Archipelago"...

Posted by: sven at June 19, 2018 07:12 PM (SzZnW)

11 I want a bill that says every illegal who includes a child in the commission of a crime (coming to the US illegally) gets an additional 30 days in jail.

Wouldn't that be more humane? It would disincentivize this behavior.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 19, 2018 07:12 PM (F5+ro)

12 They want to keep the focus on Trump?

Is that wise? Or are they secretly pro-Trump moles?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 07:12 PM (YqDXo)

13 it's weird, how does the senate work when the minority party can shoot down bills?

I guess it's part of our two-class system.

Donks can stop bills, GOP can't stop or start bills.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 19, 2018 07:12 PM (FOPyv)

14 6 Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2018 07:11 PM (ptqGC)

"The" Rick Wilson would have opined but he has Chuck Schumer's duck in his mouth.

Posted by: sven at June 19, 2018 07:13 PM (SzZnW)

15

Trump's Katrina

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at June 19, 2018 07:13 PM (h/tJC)

16 Ted is a textbook Magnificent Bastard.
Posted by: reason at June 19, 2018 07:11 PM (CGjum)


I was hoping for the M.B. to come out. He's that smart and cunning when he wants to be. Not good socially and not so good at giving out the warm and fuzzies that LIV want. But he can think strategically.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 19, 2018 07:13 PM (fceHP)

17 lols, though, what a wet sad fart ending to all this dnc alinsky outraging

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 19, 2018 07:13 PM (FOPyv)

18 13 Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 19, 2018 07:12 PM (FOPyv)

That's the patented Mooch MacDonald "go behind."

Posted by: sven at June 19, 2018 07:13 PM (SzZnW)

19
But Trump ain't that little cocksucker Bush.

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at June 19, 2018 07:13 PM (h/tJC)

20 No more Croat Twitter?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2018 07:14 PM (UiRxW)

21 Duck, duck...Goose!

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 19, 2018 07:14 PM (tQASX)

22 Dems being Dems just might be what we needed.

No way the majors are going to play Schumer's words against him.

It's going to have to be Fox.

Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2018 07:14 PM (vDqXW)

23 19 Point of fact, the Iron Cross is from Prussia. Even the Swastika is an old symbol but will forever be associated with the National SOCIALIST Workers Party.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 19, 2018 05:14 PM (pw+jk)

You need 60 votes for cloture.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 19, 2018 07:14 PM (F5+ro)

24 Schemer demanding that Trump violate the law and his oath.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 19, 2018 07:14 PM (bkV+o)

25 "That level of trollery is Trumpianlike."

ted pisses off hate filled libs so much because ted demaands to be treated as human when the left is used to cuck gOP types allowing the left to do so.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 19, 2018 07:14 PM (FOPyv)

26 1 Nothing wrong with Senate Democrats that good people can't fix with their hands.


Posted by: sven at June 19, 2018 07:09 PM (SzZnW)

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IS THAT A THREAT OF VIOLENCE?

WE CANNOT STAND FOR THIS.

Posted by: #Occupy Twitter Feed at June 19, 2018 07:14 PM (CGjum)

27 My hindquarters cannot stand another Uni party compromise. Glad Scheemer killed it.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 19, 2018 07:14 PM (r9UYA)

28 These poor immigrants are welcome in Brattleboro. To fix this problem we will raise taxes on persons of no coler. Solved !!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at June 19, 2018 07:14 PM (qM84C)

29 Trump needs to do a speech tomorrow night outlining a legislative solution.

And then let Schumer squirm.

POTUS can get exclusive air time. Senate leaders? Not so much.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 19, 2018 07:14 PM (EV0ql)

30 WTF is David French, and why should I care?

Shouldn't he be surrendering to someone?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 07:14 PM (YqDXo)

31 Don't want "family separation"?
Stay your asses in May Hee Ko!

Posted by: canned hate at June 19, 2018 07:14 PM (ItyGR)

32 15 Trump's Katrina
Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at June 19, 2018 07:13 PM (h/tJC)


Considering we Jooz control the weather, look on that as a good thing.


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 19, 2018 07:14 PM (VM6ev)

33 What lever can I pull to not be governed by children?

Posted by: goodluckduck at June 19, 2018 07:14 PM (rwaEp)

34 26 Posted by: #Occupy Twitter Feed at June 19, 2018 07:14 PM (CGjum)

I was offering to redo their drywall...

Posted by: sven at June 19, 2018 07:15 PM (SzZnW)

35 In fairness, I don't give a sh*t about the illegals or their kids either.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 19, 2018 07:15 PM (VgKNm)

36 But he can think strategically.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 19, 2018 07:13 PM (fceHP)
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I supported TC until Trump dropped his ass.

But, the thing I liked about Cruz, is the same thing I disliked about Cruz: He is a cold-blooded, calculating snake of a man.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2018 07:15 PM (UiRxW)

37 It's almost like it's a manufactured crisis and the Democrats don't actually give a damn about anything but using it as an issue to gain power.

Posted by: buzzion at June 19, 2018 07:16 PM (lKs2v)

38 Ted Cruz points out the hypocrisy of the left and shows how they are using kids a propped in one bill.

He knew they would do this.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette
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Bingo!

Posted by: Braenyard at June 19, 2018 07:16 PM (3/uST)

39 Kabuki theater by the Dems. Nothing more.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 19, 2018 07:16 PM (gA69l)

40 So is Schumer blaming Trump for Schumer voting for this shit during the Bush Administration? Just making sure I have that straight.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 19, 2018 07:17 PM (+GTad)

41

Well, a good move to end the day and bring a smile to the face.

The proverbial middle finger, Cruz missile launched.

Schumer can't compete.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 19, 2018 07:17 PM (fceHP)

42
Incredibly, Schemer and the Dems are falling into a petard of their own foisting.

They could get half a loaf and perhaps have PDT sign on to it. But their hatred for him is so strong they can't see it and, please G-d, the clock will run out on this before the next legislative session seats more pro-Trump politicians in both houses.

Amazing.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 19, 2018 07:17 PM (VM6ev)

43 They need a rotating door at the border. Walk thru and you're spun around and walk back into mexico.

Just shut the damn border down.

Put some jersey barriers up and tell them all to go back home.

Only those with US ID can get back in.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 19, 2018 07:17 PM (bkV+o)

44 So Cruz embarrasses Kimmel on the court, then embarrasses the rest of the Democrats with this ploy. Of course, not that anyone will report on the Democrats' hypocrisy.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 19, 2018 07:18 PM (gA69l)

45 He's all cattle, no hat! No...wait!

Posted by: Chucky Schumer at June 19, 2018 07:18 PM (O5Q3r)

46 30 WTF is David French, and why should I care?

Shouldn't he be surrendering his wife to someone?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 07:14 PM (YqDXo)



FTFY

Posted by: buzzion at June 19, 2018 07:18 PM (lKs2v)

47 Rejecting compromise solutions looks cynical amid humanitarian crisis. Is this about the kids, or Trump?




Trump. It's about Trump.

A lot of citizens don't realize that. They do care for the children, but the Resistance (that big glob of entities) are exploiting these children for their own agenda.

Because that is what they do. It's evil. Using innocents is evil in my book. These children, toddlers, babies, are innocents. To the Resistance leaders, they are but pawns on a chessboard.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 19, 2018 07:18 PM (tQASX)

48 Name 1 just 1 problems Progs have tried to fix in 57 (my age) years.

Taxes Forced Bush I to raise them Clinton raised them. BHussein.

SS Reagan and Newt forced thru a patch

Dems never passed a budget since 2010.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 19, 2018 07:19 PM (JFO2v)

49 Mutton dressed as lamb.

That's older ladies who dress like teenaged girls.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 19, 2018 07:19 PM (2NqXo)

50 I was hoping for the M.B. to come out. He's that smart and cunning when he wants to be. Not good socially and not so good at giving out the warm and fuzzies that LIV want. But he can think strategically.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 19, 2018 07:13 PM (fceHP)


-----------------

Ted's main flaw here is that he separates the "shot" and the "chaser" by more time than he should.

He put out the whole "This is an outrage and his has to stop NOW!" bit, what, this morning? Yesterday evening? I don't know.

Far too much time for the ForeverTrumpers to dance around their bonfires with glee over how awful a President he would have been and how they just KNEW that weasel could never be trusted.

Then he finally plays the rest of his hand.

Posted by: reason at June 19, 2018 07:19 PM (CGjum)

51 Rejecting compromise solutions looks cynical amid humanitarian crisis. Is this about the kids, or Trump?

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This is a trick question, right?

Posted by: ShainS at June 19, 2018 07:20 PM (6kTDT)

52 Times of Israel - US quits the UN's Human Rights Council, citing its 'chronic bias against Israel' / Haley calls global body 'a cesspool of political bias'

That seems a little harsh... on cesspools.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 19, 2018 07:20 PM (6FqZa)

53 I don't have a cite, but I heard someone on the radio say that Schumer wants Trump to issue an executive order of some sort. Maybe the idea is to trick him into doing something impeachable? I don't know.

Posted by: rickl at June 19, 2018 07:20 PM (sdi6R)

54 If the Jooz didn't control the weather it would rain in Arabia.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 19, 2018 07:20 PM (3/uST)

55 Well, I do like the "immediately returned to their home countries" part.
So there's that.

Posted by: wth at June 19, 2018 07:20 PM (HgMAr)

56 Symbols don't make an ideology or a religion.

How you act and what you say and the results make an ideology.

The jews would still be jews without the Star of David.

The Nazis would still be Nazis if they used a triangle.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 19, 2018 07:20 PM (bkV+o)

57 On FBN, Trump says he wants congress to legislate a way to keep families together while they are all deported.
My God, I have a wet spot on the front of my shorts.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 19, 2018 07:21 PM (pw+jk)

58 These people from all these Central American countries that have a GDP of .04% that are sending these kids that equate to $ 35,000 a year of mine and your money, and still get another 100 million in foreign aid assistance.

Fuck that , I'm ready to invade Honduras and for 100mill a year that shithole will turn into a paradise.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 19, 2018 07:21 PM (7028f)

59 You mean the Democrats are disingenuous??

No. F**king. Way.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 19, 2018 07:21 PM (20X6f)

60
Wars get started when the leaders of both sides believe they can win.

Schumer and the democrats think they are winning on this issue.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 19, 2018 07:21 PM (roQNm)

61 35 In fairness, I don't give a sh*t about the illegals or their kids either.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 19, 2018 07:15 PM (VgKNm)


Not me.

I care about them exactly as much as they care about me and my kids.

Same thing with the polar bears. And their kids.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 07:21 PM (YqDXo)

62 @ J.J. Sefton...

Good sir, do kindly go to the previous thread, #365, where I expanded upon your comment.

I think you'll appreciate it.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 19, 2018 07:22 PM (p7zrD)

63 FFS, there is no aspect of this that approaches being a "humanitarian crisis" - except for the criminal actions of Mexico, Guatemala, and others in permitting the dangerous transit of migrants who have no legal basis to enter the US.


"The kids" are a handful, they are not separated permanently or even for very long from their parents, and their health and physical safety and excellent treatment are not in question (I believe a group of them in the San Diego area recently did a "field trip" to the SD Zoo - Gen. Hayden to the courtesy Holocaust Shitposter phone, Gen. Hayden to the courtesy Holocaust Shitposter phone).


Unless DHS and everyone else has been misinforming me, the (bogus, ridiculous) asylum seekers arriving at ports of entry do *NOT* face family separation - only the illegal border crossers. So Cruz is fixing something that ain't broken (insofar as we're talking asylum category). Expediting asylum processing is fine - but make it 7 days.


And FFS, if there's any legal bar to it, also fix the inability of BP to *immediately* deport all illegal border crossers (I don't think there is, I should know).

Posted by: rhomboid at June 19, 2018 07:22 PM (QDnY+)

64
I'd laugh my ass off if President Trump just closed the border and turned everyone away.

He's be perfectly justified if he did and I think a majority of us would back that effort.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 19, 2018 07:22 PM (HaL55)

65 Schumer is an evil soul.

I've always known it.

Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2018 07:22 PM (+lOpA)

66 Posted by: Braenyard at June 19, 2018 07:20 PM (3/uST)

Probably frogs though.

You can't take weather control from the Jews.

God said they are the choosy people. Right?

Posted by: jakee308 at June 19, 2018 07:22 PM (bkV+o)

67 It's almost like it's a manufactured crisis and the Democrats don't actually give a damn about anything but using it as an issue to gain power.

Posted by: buzzion at June 19, 2018 07:16 PM (lKs2v)

------------

NONSENSE. THEY SAY THEY LOVE ME AND I BELIEVE THEM!

Posted by: David Hogg at June 19, 2018 07:22 PM (CGjum)

68 Who was the concern troll yesterday saying that Cruz was selling us out??????

Posted by: lin-duh at June 19, 2018 07:22 PM (kufk0)

69 Schumer and the democrats think they are winning on this issue.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 19, 2018 07:21 PM (roQNm)


They thought they were winning on November 9, 2016, too. Also they thought they were winning with Stormy Daniels, and Russia collusion, but you notice we're not hearing squat about those now.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 07:23 PM (YqDXo)

70 I thought that Ted Cruz actually offered a proposal was awesome. I know the commenters on that thread below this one didn't like Cruz's emoting (and I'm sympathetic to that he sounds phony when he does it) but when Cruz emotes, he usually has some policies to back it up.

I'm on Team Gumdrop Gorilla on this one. Well done, Rafael Junior.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 19, 2018 07:23 PM (6FqZa)

71 If Trump caved on "policy" as they want, he would be breaking the law.

Maybe they would use that to start impeachment proceedings.

Little conspiracy theory.

Posted by: YodaCon at June 19, 2018 07:23 PM (EX284)

72 It's disgraceful that we separate these children from their traffickers.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 19, 2018 07:24 PM (oVJmc)

73 Chuck U Shoomer.

Been stealing since he could crawl.......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 19, 2018 07:24 PM (EoRCO)

74 "22 Dems being Dems just might be what we needed.

No way the majors are going to play Schumer's words against him.

It's going to have to be Fox."

Right. Stormy is about to get another 15 minutes and this story is headed for the memoryhole now. The cucks also will try to help it disappear. But, Trump. He probably will tweet about Democrat inaction FOR THE CHILDREN from time to time.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 19, 2018 07:24 PM (u6lQq)

75 Nicely done dems. You just sealed your fate in November and beyond.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 19, 2018 07:24 PM (dUJdY)

76 Posted by: rickl at June 19, 2018 07:20 PM (sdi6R)

That's essentially what he said.

Said Trump could solve this "Crisis" with a pen.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 19, 2018 07:24 PM (bkV+o)

77 I'm sympathetic to that he sounds phony when he does it
----
Of course he does. Cruz is an emotionless robot. I can appreciate it, in this instance, though. Good on 'im.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2018 07:24 PM (UiRxW)

78 DO you heartless people not understand that there are 2000 separated children!!!
2000!!!!!
I SAID 2000!!
We must fuck 330,000,000 American legal citizens for 2,000. FUCK THEM!!!!!!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 19, 2018 07:24 PM (pw+jk)

79 Fuck that , I'm ready to invade Honduras and for 100mill a year that shithole will turn into a paradise.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 19, 2018 07:21 PM (7028f)


I've thought that about Somalia under new management. If the Israelis took it over and ran it, and used the present residents as domestic help, it'd be a vacation hotspot for all of Europe.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 07:24 PM (YqDXo)

80 On FBN, Trump says he wants congress to legislate a way to keep families together while they are all deported.


Duct tape.

Posted by: canned hate at June 19, 2018 07:24 PM (ItyGR)

81 Proof that it was never about the kids. Schumer just made it obvious that the Dems don't give a flying fuck about the kids.

Posted by: Guzalot at June 19, 2018 07:25 PM (schB/)

82 Isn't it legal to punch Chuck in the mouth everytime you see him. If not it should be.

Posted by: Northernlurker lighter less filing at June 19, 2018 07:25 PM (eAMlh)

83 Cruz concern trolls everywhere yesterday, today, and tomorrow.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 19, 2018 07:25 PM (3/uST)

84 Anyone watching that melodramatic, grandstanding rat-turd on FOXNews?

"How dare you !!!!"

hahahha

Posted by: franksalterego at June 19, 2018 07:25 PM (3cq8T)

85 77 I'm sympathetic to that he sounds phony when he does it
----
Of course he does. Cruz is an emotionless robot. I can appreciate it, in this instance, though. Good on 'im.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2018 07:24 PM (UiRxW)


Asperger's isn't confined to STEM guys, ya know.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 07:25 PM (YqDXo)

86 the whole Schumer family seems over-endowed in arrogance and under-endowed in brains. And they're ugly, too.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 19, 2018 07:26 PM (6FqZa)

87

President Trump should say: We wouldn't have to deport them if we keep them out of the USA in the first place!

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at June 19, 2018 07:26 PM (h/tJC)

88 Nicely done dems. You just sealed your fate in November and beyond.

Whoa there m'lady. You ain't seen nothin yet.

Posted by: GOPe Fucksticks at June 19, 2018 07:26 PM (qWg0i)

89 It's nice that 48 hours after I started trying to tell people that Cruz's proposal was a damn good proposal that solves the problem without giving anything away, finally people are starting to realize that Cruz's proposal is a damn good one that solves the problem without giving anything away.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2018 07:26 PM (k1TUh)

90 Isn't it legal to punch Chuck in the mouth everytime you see him. If not it should be.
Posted by: Northernlurker lighter less filing at June 19, 2018 07:25 PM (eAMlh)
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I will circulate the petition for the "Chin-Check Chuck Act" (CCCA) of 2018.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2018 07:26 PM (UiRxW)

91 Who was the concern troll yesterday saying that Cruz was selling us out??????

Posted by: lin-duh at June 19, 2018 07:22 PM (kufk0)
why would people think he would? If anything he is proving the Dems just want a political cudgel. They might accidentally help people with a policy, but even that is questionable. They are all about winning and tearing down. this is pretty standard stuff.

Posted by: Quint at June 19, 2018 07:27 PM (n13/j)

92 I want a bill that says every illegal who includes a child in the commission of a crime (coming to the US illegally) gets an additional 30 days in jail.

Wouldn't that be more humane? It would disincentivize this behavior.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes


I'd rather the GOP would finally fucking see fit to kill all welfare for illegals.

Why in hell is that still a fucking thing? Why?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 19, 2018 07:27 PM (zfrbv)

93 Stormy is about to get another 15 minutes

.... on the pole.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 19, 2018 07:27 PM (6FqZa)

94
Duct tape.


This is the crux of the biscuit.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 19, 2018 07:27 PM (HaL55)

95 "57 On FBN, Trump says he wants congress to legislate a way to keep families together while they are all deported.
My God, I have a wet spot on the front of my shorts."

Trump may be the last flickering light as darkness descends on the Empire, but, damn, if that proves to be the case the final act has been a thing to behold.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 19, 2018 07:27 PM (u6lQq)

96 72 It's disgraceful that we separate these children from their traffickers.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 19, 2018 07:24 PM (oVJmc)


If we send the kids and the "parents" back, do the "parents" get back their deposit on "their kids?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 07:27 PM (YqDXo)

97 They really want to keep the focus on Trump? They have not learned anything from the election season and events that unfolded afterwards, have they?

Posted by: IC at June 19, 2018 07:27 PM (a0IVu)

98 Why do we allow the IRS to facilitate ID fraud of illegals, to begin with?

WTFC@##!!!!!!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 19, 2018 07:28 PM (zfrbv)

99
It'd be hilarious to go on twitter and post instructions on how to tear out the heart of Chuck Schumer.

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at June 19, 2018 07:28 PM (h/tJC)

100 If the Jooz didn't control the weather it would rain in Arabia.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 19, 2018 07:20 PM (3/uST)

So the Jooz are controlling the weather and the Russians are controlling my gophers.
I knew Trump would be a disaster.

Posted by: wth at June 19, 2018 07:28 PM (HgMAr)

101 Cruz just pulled a Trump move. Maybe the young Padawan is learning from the Master.

Posted by: RI Red at June 19, 2018 07:28 PM (7TdmM)

102 finally people are starting to realize that Cruz's proposal is a damn good one that solves the problem without giving anything away.

Posted by: Tom Servo


Ya' don't know what you've got till it's gone...
they...

Posted by: Braenyard at June 19, 2018 07:28 PM (3/uST)

103 I'd rather the GOP would finally fucking see fit to kill all welfare for illegals.

Why in hell is that still a fucking thing? Why?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 19, 2018 07:27 PM (zfrbv)


And then limit welfare for citizens to, say, five years' worth in total.

After that, you're on your own, for better or worse. No more of this five generations on welfare shit.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 07:28 PM (YqDXo)

104 I am still thinking D's don't want a solution which would lose them a big stick and drum to beat on. Continuing confusion is their best hope.

Posted by: Skip at June 19, 2018 07:28 PM (pHfeF)

105 Tom Servo is one of the least Schumerey commenters on this blog. If you disagree with him you should probably do some research before posting a rebuttal

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 19, 2018 07:28 PM (6FqZa)

106 Keep your family together, Don't break the law. Amazing how the despots in these South American shitholes can uphold their own rule of law. Oh, don't like it your DEAD.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 19, 2018 07:28 PM (7028f)

107 "Double the number of immigration judges. "


No thank you.

Posted by: canned hate at June 19, 2018 07:28 PM (ItyGR)

108 The Jews can't make it rain in Israel FFS.

Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2018 07:29 PM (+lOpA)

109

It'd be hilarious to go on twitter and post instructions on how to tear out the heart of Chuck Schumer.

Objection, Your Honor. The question assumes facts not in evidence.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 19, 2018 07:29 PM (HaL55)

110 57 On FBN, Trump says he wants congress to legislate a way to keep families together while they are all deported.
My God, I have a wet spot on the front of my shorts.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unseriou



Work? You want us to work? Trump is a NAZIRUSKIETRAITOR!!!!! {weeps in a corner, silently masturbating}

Posted by: Congress CrapWeasals at June 19, 2018 07:29 PM (20X6f)

111 Times of Israel - US quits the UN's Human Rights Council, citing its 'chronic bias against Israel' / Haley calls global body 'a cesspool of political bias'

That seems a little harsh... on cesspools.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 19, 2018 07:20 PM (6FqZa)


What in the UN is not corrupt and useless anymore? During the migrant crisis in EU, they utterly failed women. There was a US rep that excoriated them for it too. All these organizations do is criticize others for not doing what they themselves are supposed to be doing.

Plus, we know UN forces did unspeakable things. Keep the UN so leaders can talk and meet...but that is it. Pull our money. It is being misused. The UN has become a lumbering wooly mammoth that vacuums up money.

Seriously, when Angelina Jolie was appointed to the UN High Commission...well...it was appalling. Not a slam against her, but was there really not someone more educated and deserving? Then, they wanted to appoint Idi Amin to some position. The whole thing is a joke.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 19, 2018 07:29 PM (tQASX)

112
I have an ideer!

Let's build a giant "facility" in Mexico to store all these "families."

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at June 19, 2018 07:29 PM (h/tJC)

113 Cruz IS one of my senators. He is the one I actually get to vote for instead of voting for the lesser evil like in Cornyn's case.

Posted by: lin-duh at June 19, 2018 07:29 PM (kufk0)

114 80 On FBN, Trump says he wants congress to legislate a way to keep families together while they are all deported.


Duct tape.

Posted by: canned hate at June 19, 2018 07:24 PM (ItyGR)

Velcro.

Made in big, beautiful American factories!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 19, 2018 07:29 PM (4ErVI)

115 It'd be hilarious to go on twitter and post instructions on how to tear out the heart of Chuck Schumer.

"First, find some goggles with telescopic lenses..."

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 19, 2018 07:29 PM (6FqZa)

116 It'd be hilarious to go on twitter and post instructions on how to tear out the heart of Chuck Schumer.

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at June 19, 2018 07:28 PM (h/tJC)
.............

You'd need a RockBuster R100.

Posted by: wth at June 19, 2018 07:30 PM (HgMAr)

117 Well surprise surprise surprise NOT.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at June 19, 2018 07:30 PM (eASYU)

118 On FBN, Trump says he wants congress to legislate a way to keep families together while they are all deported.

Duct tape.

Posted by: canned hate at June 19, 2018 07:24 PM (ItyGR)

--------------

How about those smart-watch wristbands that Disneyworld uses?

Aww, the light on the door that leads to San Diego beeped twice and the light turned red. Go try the door that leads to TJ!

Posted by: David Hogg at June 19, 2018 07:30 PM (CGjum)

119 Authorize new temporary shelters that will keep families blah blah...

And who will pay for these luxury townhomes?
a) youb) mec) All US taxpayersd) all of the above

Posted by: canned hate at June 19, 2018 07:30 PM (ItyGR)

120 Everyone scrambling to do something for the poor poor illegal immigrant kids shows what they really care about, their image. Those kids have got it made compared to where they came from. Maybe when they go back they will grow up to make their own country like the one they got a taste of for a few days.

Posted by: f'd at June 19, 2018 07:31 PM (UdKB7)

121 Somebody 'splain me why Schumer wants Trump to 'change it with his pen'?

I thought Chucky hated that.

Posted by: Tami at June 19, 2018 07:31 PM (Enq6K)

122 The Jews can't make it rain in Israel FFS.

Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2018 07:29 PM (+lOpA)

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That's just what they WANT you to believe!

Posted by: Alex Jones at June 19, 2018 07:31 PM (CGjum)

123 The Jews can't make it rain in Israel FFS.

Posted by: eleven <<<


It's a faint.


Posted by: Braenyard at June 19, 2018 07:31 PM (3/uST)

124 ..."Double the number of immigration judges."


I'm for it.

I hereby nominate Teh Horde en masse as said new Immigration Judges.

Can I get a second to the motion?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 19, 2018 07:31 PM (p7zrD)

125 I'm still surprised that the US quitting the UN Human Rights Council didn't rate a flaming skull.

Posted by: rickl at June 19, 2018 07:31 PM (sdi6R)

126 Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2018 07:29 PM (+lOpA)

Whats the old joke? Take 4 jews and have them discuss a topic and you'll have 5 different opinions.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 19, 2018 07:31 PM (bkV+o)

127

Milton Berle said: "You can have open borders or you can have a welfare state. But you cannot have both."

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at June 19, 2018 07:31 PM (h/tJC)

128 I second that motion!

Posted by: lin-duh at June 19, 2018 07:31 PM (kufk0)

129 Trump may be the last flickering light as darkness descends on the Empire,

It's not exactly a blessing, to see what's coming.

Posted by: Tar-Palantir of Numenor at June 19, 2018 07:32 PM (6FqZa)

130 I have an ideer!

Let's build a giant "facility" in Mexico to store all these "families."

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at June 19, 2018 07:29 PM (h/tJC)


Let's call it Mexico City.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at June 19, 2018 07:32 PM (T71PA)

131 Format WTF???
Try again :


Authorize new temporary shelters that will keep families blah blah...

And who will pay for these luxury townhomes?
a) you
b) me
c) All US taxpayers
d) all of the above

Posted by: canned hate at June 19, 2018 07:32 PM (ItyGR)

132 feint

Posted by: Braenyard at June 19, 2018 07:32 PM (3/uST)

133 We'll only get the flaming skull when the US drops out of the UN.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 19, 2018 07:32 PM (bkV+o)

134 Schumer comes out in favor of:

PERMANENT CONCENTRATION CAMPZ 4 KIDZ!!!!!!

Good to know.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 19, 2018 07:32 PM (O033+)

135 He put out the whole "This is an outrage and his has to stop NOW!" bit, what, this morning? Yesterday evening? I don't know.

He also overstated his position (not a good sign for a lawyer).

He should have channeled the Eurofags and "expressed his deep concern," i.e., made a totally vapid and meaningless statement kinda sorta supporting the Reds, but a statement that would be pointless to quote. THEN snapped the trap shut.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 07:32 PM (YqDXo)

136 Has anyone asked Senator Menendez what he thinks about all of this? Or Jeffery Epstein? Vicente Fox weighed in on that migrant train that kills or maims kids as the transit Mexico? Any concern about those kids getting raped, abducted, abused and sold into slavery as domestic workers or culled as Nexium alcolytes?

Yeah, I didn't think so.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 19, 2018 07:32 PM (qWg0i)

137 So. We gonna take this shit?

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 19, 2018 07:32 PM (Y9uH4)

138 Cruz IS one of my senators. He is the one I actually get to vote for instead of voting for the lesser evil like in Cornyn's case.

Posted by: lin-duh at June 19, 2018 07:29 PM (kufk0)

-----------

Beet's been kinda quiet about this whole thing as far as I can tell... Too busy working out strategy with Loopy Valdez? Who knows where he is...

Posted by: reason at June 19, 2018 07:33 PM (CGjum)

139 Good, let the Dems reject all proposals out of hand; shows exactly what they're about on this.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at June 19, 2018 07:33 PM (H5knJ)

140
Let's call it Mexico City.


Brilliant!

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at June 19, 2018 07:33 PM (h/tJC)

141 OK so it's the Russians controlling the weather and the Jooz controlling my gophers?

Posted by: wth at June 19, 2018 07:33 PM (HgMAr)

142 I'm sympathetic to that he sounds phony when he does it

----

Of course he does. Cruz is an emotionless robot. I can appreciate it, in this instance, though. Good on 'im.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2018 07:24 PM (UiRxW)



Asperger's isn't confined to STEM guys, ya know.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 07:25 PM (YqDXo)

I think the meme of Cruz as robotic and boring is weak. He is actually pretty funny and innovative. Does he not make some great jokes/burns on twitter? Did he not to school that Kimmel jerk? Did he not have by far the best commercial in the 20016 primaries?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FECIYlo3KRY

Posted by: Quint at June 19, 2018 07:33 PM (n13/j)

143 Cruz knows exactly what he is doing.

In other fun news, I just told my ex-boss that I absolutely do not recommend he promote a useless passive-aggressive idiot to a supervisory position (that she thinks she is already in but is wrong) so knowing my place of employment...she'll probably get promoted and I'll get demoted.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 19, 2018 07:33 PM (SRarZ)

144 Somebody 'splain me why Schumer wants Trump to 'change it with his pen'?

--

One, it would validate what Obama did with his pen and 'phone when he specified that prosecutors use their own discretion on charging illegals with violations of law.

Two, Schumer says Obama could do it, therefore Trump could do it also, but Trump doesn't do it so Trump is the bad guy.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 19, 2018 07:33 PM (roQNm)

145 We need to deport all the illegal invading chilluns so we can find out what's in them.

Posted by: UberRich Nancy Pelosi at June 19, 2018 07:34 PM (EoRCO)

146 Still not sure why I as an engineer cannot be an immigration judge.

I would be fair and compassionate before deporting them. Some by helicopter, some by bus.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 19, 2018 07:34 PM (pw+jk)

147 I hereby nominate Teh Horde en masse as said new Immigration Judges.

Can I get a second to the motion?

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 19, 2018 07:31 PM (p7zrD)


I nominate the

Trump!
Trump!
Trump!
Deport!
Deport!
Deport!

guy.


Posted by: DR.WTF? at June 19, 2018 07:34 PM (T71PA)

148 It's nice that 48 hours after I started trying to tell people that Cruz's proposal was a damn good proposal that solves the problem without giving anything away, finally people are starting to realize that Cruz's proposal is a damn good one that solves the problem without giving anything away.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2018 07:26 PM (k1TUh)


Yea, but I think Ben Had made a very valid point about using the word "asylum". He was right. Get that word outta there. He outlined the benefits under asylum, the money, housing et.al. They basically turn us into citizens funding royalty.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 19, 2018 07:34 PM (tQASX)

149 Cruz IS one of my senators. He is the one I actually get to vote for
instead of voting for the lesser evil like in Cornyn's case.



Posted by: lin-duh at June 19, 2018 07:29 PM (kufk0)


I simply don't vote for Cornyn.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 19, 2018 07:34 PM (SRarZ)

150 I thought you said Cornyn's disease.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 19, 2018 07:34 PM (3/uST)

151 I think Schumer should just be called Chuck Schemer all the time.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2018 07:35 PM (O5K3f)

152 Trump is going to leverage this right after the Red Wave destroys the Left in November to get The Wall built in like 90 days.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 19, 2018 07:35 PM (O033+)

153 Is Beto really that popular a nickname for Roberto?

I've never heard spanish speakers use it.

sounds like a sex toy lube.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 19, 2018 07:35 PM (bkV+o)

154 120 Everyone scrambling to do something for the poor poor illegal immigrant kids shows what they really care about, their image. Those kids have got it made compared to where they came from. Maybe when they go back they will grow up to make their own country like the one they got a taste of for a few days.
Posted by: f'd at June 19, 2018 07:31 PM (UdKB7)


It'd be like the video Trump showed Kim.

"See, this is what your country could look like, if you guys didn't have your heads up your asses. So roll up your sleeves, and get cracking! You need the rule of law, property rights, governmental transparency, fiscal probity etc. You know, the stuff we're losing here now, but that we used to have."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 07:35 PM (YqDXo)

155 I want them in cages and on camera! for the children.

Posted by: Chuck Schumer, Pelosi, Hillary etc.., at June 19, 2018 07:35 PM (EglZt)

156 Just to be fair, the Horde's immigration judges should be legally naturalised excuse me, naturalized citizens.

*cracks knuckles*

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 19, 2018 07:36 PM (6FqZa)

157 And this is how you fight back. Looks like Sen. Cruz understands the Golden Scalp Weasel: Do not fight them on their ground, fight them on yours.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Inspector General and his Electric Accordian Band! at June 19, 2018 07:36 PM (0QYMt)

158 I am so sick and tired of this orchestrated BS. You know who separated 80 some per cent of this kids from their parents...hold on...their PARENTS.

The media claim 70% of the public is against this policy. Well, first of all the polls lie and secondly the media misrepresents everything. It's all BS.

That douche Zac on Fox claims nursing babies were taken from their mothers. OK, how many? And whose fault was that? Maybe nursing mothers.

F!@# this BS.

Posted by: Farmer at June 19, 2018 07:36 PM (yJ1e6)

159 canned hate, "immigration judges" are administrative, part of the non-judicial separate system that administers immigration cases. They're not "judges" (!) as we have come to know them on the federal bench - i.e. lawless economically illiterate legislators with authoritarian instincts.


And "temporary" shelters has a nice, disastrously dishonest ring to it, doesn't it??


Border barriers and asylum applications only at US missions abroad are the actual answers here. Not that the "question" (a handful of kids temporarily separated from families) even rises to the category of urgent. It isn't. Sort of why it's been happening for years and nobody's hair caught fire.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 19, 2018 07:36 PM (QDnY+)

160 146 Still not sure why I as an engineer cannot be an immigration judge.

I would be fair and compassionate before deporting them. Some by helicopter, some by bus.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 19, 2018 07:34 PM (pw+jk)


Engineer? What, no trebuchet? I was told we'd have trebuchets!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 07:36 PM (YqDXo)

161 The real shame of it is, many of these kids being exploited by human traffickers, are now being exploited by progressives for political gain.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 19, 2018 07:36 PM (wdmm9)

162 We'll only get the flaming skull when the US drops out of the UN.
Posted by: jakee308 at June 19, 2018 07:32 PM

I want the UN to drop out of the US. Let 'em set up shop in Kinshasa or Lagos.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 19, 2018 07:36 PM (2NqXo)

163 in 'Schumer', the h is silent. so's the '-er'

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 19, 2018 07:36 PM (6FqZa)

164 Trump should do more to shame Mexico as a country for this "crisis".

It's ironic that this is America's problem when they're Mexicans.

Posted by: Maritime at June 19, 2018 07:37 PM (lKmt3)

165 136 Has anyone asked Senator Menendez what he thinks about all of this? Or Jeffery Epstein? Vicente Fox weighed in on that migrant train that kills or maims kids as the transit Mexico? Any concern about those kids getting raped, abducted, abused and sold into slavery as domestic workers or culled as Nexium alcolytes?

Yeah, I didn't think so.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead



I need fresh, young organs for spirit cooking.

Posted by: John Podesta at June 19, 2018 07:37 PM (20X6f)

166 Nothing short of utter open borders will do and that's fine. Let the Democrats be honest and run on that.

It's a bold strategy, Cotton.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at June 19, 2018 07:37 PM (dEQP3)

167 And "temporary" shelters has a nice, disastrously dishonest ring to it, doesn't it??

You mean like "temporary taxes?"

Border barriers and asylum applications only at US missions abroad are the actual answers here.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 19, 2018 07:36 PM (QDnY+)


GREAT idea.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 07:38 PM (YqDXo)

168 Fatso comments:

Meghan McCain on Child Separation: 'Where Is Ivanka In All of This?' -BB


Does Fatso have any kids?


Posted by: Under Fire at June 19, 2018 07:38 PM (r9UYA)

169 DG,
That's exactly what I did the last election, I just didn't vote for the race Cornyn was in. That's the lesser of two evils...no way I was going to actually vote for the demoncrap running against him.

Posted by: lin-duh at June 19, 2018 07:38 PM (kufk0)

170 Someone should take a baseball bat and smash Schumers glasses into his face.

Posted by: Ronster at June 19, 2018 07:38 PM (e2ms4)

171 I think I voted for Cornyn the first time he was up as a Senator, because hey, not Kay Barely Republican the Breck Girl; but I voted Libertarian the other times. Then I moved here.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 19, 2018 07:38 PM (6FqZa)

172 153 Is Beto really that popular a nickname for Roberto?

I've never heard spanish speakers use it.


there is (or was a few years ago) a taco place in logan, utah named "beto's".

Posted by: Anachronda at June 19, 2018 07:39 PM (xGZ+b)

173 Build the shelters in Mexico, somebody said that.
Not a bad idea. Machildora's

Posted by: Braenyard at June 19, 2018 07:39 PM (3/uST)

174 Deep state op.

If they don't win the mid terms they can't impeach.

They don't give two shirts about the kids or the slave labor.

The must demonize trump.

Posted by: Simplemind at June 19, 2018 07:40 PM (ZuGkg)

175 canned hate, "immigration judges" are administrative, part of the non-judicial separate system that administers immigration cases. They're not "judges" (!) as we have come to know them on the federal bench - i.e. lawless economically illiterate legislators with authoritarian instincts.

Posted by: Ha at June 19, 2018 07:40 PM (EoRCO)

176 164 Trump should do more to shame Mexico as a country for this "crisis".

It's ironic that this is America's problem when they're Mexicans.
Posted by: Maritime at June 19, 2018 07:37 PM (lKmt3)


"Mexico's been around for 500 years, and has been run by Mexicans almost as long as America has been run by Americans. So when exactly are you folks going to stop stepping on your dicks and get squared away?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 07:40 PM (YqDXo)

177 Today In History: May 19th, 1944 - The Marianas Turkey Shoot

On this day in 1944, in what would become known as the "Marianas Turkey Shoot," U.S. carrier-based fighters decimate the Japanese Fleet with a minimum number of losses in the Battle of the Philippine Sea.

The security of the Marianas Islands, in the western Pacific, were vital to Japan, which had air bases on Saipan, Tinian, and Guam. U.S. troops were already battling the Japanese on Saipan, having landed there on the 15th. Any further intrusion would leave the Philippine Islands, and Japan itself, vulnerable to U.S. attack.

The U.S. Fifth Fleet, commanded by Admiral Raymond Spruance, was on its way west from the Marshall Islands as backup for the invasion of Saipan and the rest of the Marianas. But Japanese Admiral Ozawa Jisaburo decided to challenge the American fleet, ordering 430 of his planes, launched from aircraft carriers, to attack. In what became the greatest carrier battle of the war, the United States, having already picked up the Japanese craft on radar, proceeded to shoot down more than 300 aircraft and sink two Japanese aircraft carriers, losing only 29 of their own planes in the process. It was described in the aftermath as a "turkey shoot."

Posted by: Atlanta Bob at June 19, 2018 07:40 PM (pe6p0)

178 They can't win on this. I don't think they realize that. It's amazing.

Posted by: Max Power at June 19, 2018 07:40 PM (q177U)

179 The best part about this hubbub?
The democrats think this is a winning strategy for November. Trump will let them think it is and still punch them in the crotch everyday.

The thickness of the skin of the bubble of the democrats is at least 2 meters thick. Nothing can penetrate it... nor want to.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 19, 2018 07:40 PM (pw+jk)

180 I nominate Jim, JackStraw, DangerGirl, SMH and J.J. to change the whole approach of South America.

Straighten out our Southern border.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 19, 2018 07:40 PM (7028f)

181 Trump should do more to shame Mexico as a country for this "crisis".



It's ironic that this is America's problem when they're Mexicans.

Posted by: Maritime at June 19, 2018 07:37 PM (lKmt3)

that is a good point. What about the people incentivizing and using these poor people? I would not be surprised if they were getting paid or forced in another way to do this. Certainly no one on the left or in other countries is trying to help them without having their lives upended. Yeah, real greet folks leaders there.

Posted by: Quint at June 19, 2018 07:40 PM (n13/j)

182 Be nice to Meghan. She's about to lose her dad.

*ain't he dead yet*

Dear Tumor: what's the f**king hold up?

you had one simple job; swell up and end what little brain activity was there.

Now get busy!

Death.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 19, 2018 07:41 PM (bkV+o)

183 Tell the mexicans if the shit doesn't stop there'll be a 50% tax on remittances to Mexico. Problem solved.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at June 19, 2018 07:41 PM (bML9A)

184 Meghan McCain on Child Separation: 'Where Is Ivanka In All of This?' -BB

Um ... when was Ivanka elected to office? I missed that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 07:41 PM (YqDXo)

185 impose sanctions on Mexico

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 19, 2018 07:41 PM (hMwEB)

186 PDT video on this issue and fake news:
https://twitter.com/DailyCaller/status/
1009154081745784833

Posted by: andycanuck at June 19, 2018 07:41 PM (Evws/)

187 Good. This is actually awesome. Let's go through some of this:
"There are so many obstacles to legislation and when the president can do it with his own pen, it makes no sense," Schumer told reporters. "Legislation is not the way to go here when it's so easy for the president to sign it."

AND:
"Again, the president can change it with his pen," he said, warning that Republicans would likely try to add poison-pill provisions to any immigration bill that came to the floor.
"Unacceptable additions have bogged down every piece of legislation we've done," he said.
======
This is remarkable and we have it right from the horse's mouth:
1) They *favor* a dictatorial presidency and want Trump to be that dictator
2) They are opposed to unrelated riders in legislation
3) They are unwilling to own any part of the narrative they created

This is unbelievable. Do they have any idea how much they are exposing their rank hypocrisy, contempt for our lawmaking process, and the fact that they clearly think all of their constituents are stupid enough to not notice?

Just incredible.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2018 07:41 PM (1qrtS)

188 This is not a winning issue for Dems UNLESS Trump folds.

I don't think he will, guy has some serious backbone and holds a grudge, but if say Ivanka has his ear and can get him to back down, they will smell blood in the water and it will be this stuff 24/7 until 2020.

Posted by: Maritime at June 19, 2018 07:41 PM (lKmt3)

189 DG,

That's exactly what I did the last election, I just didn't vote for
the race Cornyn was in. That's the lesser of two evils...no way I was
going to actually vote for the demoncrap running against him.

Posted by: lin-duh at June 19, 2018 07:38 PM (kufk0)


I either voted for the Libertarian or left it blank. I think I left it blank?

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 19, 2018 07:42 PM (SRarZ)

190 The average person born in Mexico now lives in the US of A. Cannot remember where I read that.

Posted by: Memory has been 29 too long at June 19, 2018 07:42 PM (EglZt)

191 Notice how when we haven't heard anything from McCain and we get our hopes up, he pops up with some inane BS?

it's like those plays where the dead die but keep getting back up to make a dying declaration like 5 times?

Posted by: jakee308 at June 19, 2018 07:42 PM (bkV+o)

192 The Jews can't make it rain in Israel FFS.
Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2018 07:29 PM (+lOpA)
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But we can at the club... Shake dat!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2018 07:42 PM (UiRxW)

193 canned hate, "immigration judges" are administrative, part of the
non-judicial separate system that administers immigration cases.
...


Maybe so. But if the solution expands deep-state government bureaucracy, I am in favor of keeping the problem.

Posted by: canned hate at June 19, 2018 07:42 PM (ItyGR)

194 HAPPY JUNETEENTH!!!

Posted by: Braenyard at June 19, 2018 07:42 PM (3/uST)

195 HAHAHAHA

Are you kidding me? This is our enemy? Hypocritical, blubbering, double-standarding, bitches?

Fuck the Democrats. They want nothing but their own gain by any means; even if that means putting the blame of slavery and discrimination on those who think astray.

Posted by: Delaforce. One post a week at June 19, 2018 07:43 PM (Y8MUd)

196 178 They can't win on this. I don't think they realize that. It's amazing.
Posted by: Max Power at June 19, 2018 07:40 PM (q177U)


Republican ad, featuring scowling scary MS-13 members: "These are the 'newcomers' and 'kids' that the Democrats put ahead of you and YOUR kids."

Dissolve to black.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 07:43 PM (YqDXo)

197 Well, we can stop the $86 million a year we give Mexico to start....Then tax the hell out of remittances and then go from there.

Posted by: lin-duh at June 19, 2018 07:43 PM (kufk0)

198 As regards a non-vote for Cornyn, always do this, if possible.

Write in a "None of the Above" vote, so that the blank [__] spaces on the ballot can't be turned into [ x ] by some demotard "election judge", later on.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 19, 2018 07:45 PM (p7zrD)

199 "and Mexico's gonna pay for it. "


I believe this.

Posted by: canned hate at June 19, 2018 07:45 PM (ItyGR)

200 What/how/why do we give $86 mil to Mexico for?

Posted by: Braenyard at June 19, 2018 07:45 PM (3/uST)

201 196
178 They can't win on this. I don't think they realize that. It's amazing.

Posted by: Max Power at June 19, 2018 07:40 PM (q177U)



Republican ad, featuring scowling scary MS-13 members: "These are
the 'newcomers' and 'kids' that the Democrats put ahead of you and YOUR
kids."



Dissolve to black.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 07:43 PM (YqDXo)

====
No. Dissolve to multiple dead Americans....then dissolve to red.
I could beat the shit out of the donks on Monday and take the rest of the week off.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 19, 2018 07:45 PM (pw+jk)

202
Yea, but I think Ben Had made a very valid point about using the word "asylum". He was right. Get that word outta there. He outlined the benefits under asylum, the money, housing et.al. They basically turn us into citizens funding royalty.


If the reports are true, it's time for me to really start complaining. You waltz you illegal ass across my border and you get more per year in benefits than I do, after I've been here paying taxes all this time?

How is that fair? Why is a criminal getting any money, and more money than me?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 19, 2018 07:45 PM (HaL55)

203 Posted by: Atlanta Bob at June 19, 2018 07:40 PM (pe6p0)

You meant June 19th.


Posted by: jakee308 at June 19, 2018 07:46 PM (bkV+o)

204 Republican ad, featuring scowling scary MS-13 members: "These are the 'newcomers' and 'kids' that the Democrats put ahead of you and YOUR kids."

Dissolve to black.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

_______________

There's a lot of parts of the conservative platform that I would argue are a tough sale to the general public, but being a border hawk is not one of them.

But Republicans are still so scared about being called a bigot that none of them would ever get near this issue even though its low hanging fruit.

Posted by: Maritime at June 19, 2018 07:46 PM (lKmt3)

205 197 Well, we can stop the $86 million a year we give Mexico to start....Then tax the hell out of remittances and then go from there.
Posted by: lin-duh at June 19, 2018 07:43 PM (kufk0)
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You're smart and beautiful!

Posted by: Weasel at June 19, 2018 07:46 PM (MVjcR)

206 When will the Democraps be labeled as obstructionists? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Octopussy at June 19, 2018 07:46 PM (LylvR)

207 I just did a search on foreign aid to mexico and that is from the government website.

Posted by: lin-duh at June 19, 2018 07:46 PM (kufk0)

208 I always write in Donald Duck.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 19, 2018 07:46 PM (3/uST)

209 Can't we send them to......Canada. Let Zoolander have them.

Posted by: PhilDirt at June 19, 2018 07:47 PM (kBsQ4)

210
"Republican ad, featuring scowling scary MS-13 members"



Racist, racist, racist


That's the response

Posted by: dagny at June 19, 2018 07:47 PM (SchhY)

211 Trump should do more to shame Mexico as a country for this "crisis".
----------------------------
He is waiting for the Mexican election to be over.
Any pressure on Mexico right now will send all candidates into a staunch anti-American mode from which it will hard to later retreat.

Once the new preezy is in, Trump can use the carrot and stick, privately or publicly.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 19, 2018 07:47 PM (0jtPF)

212 Why, thank you weasel! *blushes*

Posted by: lin-duh at June 19, 2018 07:47 PM (kufk0)

213 I always write in Donald Duck.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 19, 2018 07:46 PM (3/uST)

=====

I write in my name.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 19, 2018 07:48 PM (pw+jk)

214 President Trump should use the stroke of his pen to fund the wall, declare Mexico a failed illegal country and outlaw the democrat party.

Chuck U said so.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 19, 2018 07:48 PM (EoRCO)

215 Maritime/Quint, just today I was discussing this point with some friends - Trump had earlier, explicitly, said that non-cooperation on other major bilateral issues like border security and migration would inevitably affect the NAFTA situation.


Have made some inquiries, asking if this has been put sternly to the Mexican side in the ongoing NAFTA talks, so far no intel.


The only "humanitarian" issue here - and it's an issue, but not a "crisis" - is the mistreatment of illegal migrants as they trek across Guatemala and Mexico. Do-gooder NGOs estimate* that up to 80% of all female migrants are assaulted en route. THIS is an outrage, for which the US bears 0% responsibility, Mexico and a few others being 100% responsible.


Today in his brief immigration remarks at the NFIB speech, Trump rather dramatically - in Trumpian fashion - said Mexico "does nothing" to help on this.


If this is true, Two Scoops, time for the Bilateral Hammer of Zeus** to come down on Mexico.


* "estimates" - exactly numbers are less important than the common sense recognition that these migrants face massive security risks en route


** OK so Thor is the one with the hammer - so what - I think Zeus could have a hammer too, if he wanted, I mean - he's Zeus!

Posted by: rhomboid at June 19, 2018 07:48 PM (QDnY+)

216 197 Well, we can stop the $86 million a year we give Mexico to start....Then tax the hell out of remittances and then go from there.
Posted by: lin-duh at June 19, 2018 07:43 PM (kufk0)


Inspect every truck coming from Mexico. Thoroughly. VERY thoroughly. Take all day to do one. Then check to make sure all of the paperwork is in order. Perfect order.

We Americans stupidly think explicit policies are what's called for, when in fact the better approach is the "sure, we're all board with this, it's just that we need to make sure all the paperwork is in order."

That way you don't have to climb down from an explicit policy. You have the same policy all along - you're either just paying lip service to it, or going along with it in spirit as well. The other side doesn't play ball, you slow walk everything, while denying that there's a change in policy. When they start playing ball, you become more reasonable, but you've never changed your expressed policy.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 07:48 PM (YqDXo)

217 BackwardsBoy, This is not widely known, but I'm going to pay the local rag their pound of flesh to take out an ad stating these facts.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 19, 2018 07:49 PM (7028f)

218 Mexico has NO shame.

Their elite are racists. The invaders are indians. Ergo they want them gone, dead, elsewhere.

They couldn't care less what the US does with them.

Except on CNN.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 19, 2018 07:49 PM (bkV+o)

219 He is waiting for the Mexican election to be over.
Any pressure on Mexico right now will send all candidates into a staunch anti-American mode from which it will hard to later retreat.

Once the new preezy is in, Trump can use the carrot and stick, privately or publicly.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 19, 2018 07:47 PM (0jtPF)


This.

If I hear ONE MORE commercial here - in English - by Mexican candidates in the Mexican election ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 07:50 PM (YqDXo)

220 "There are so many obstacles to legislation..."

So many obstacles to legislation...says the leading democrat in the Senate. Schumer is basically saying he sucks at his job, has no interest in trying, would rather blame Trump. The dems have nefarious reasons for pushing Trump into issuing EO's. Make them do their jobs, the lazy overpaid bums.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 19, 2018 07:50 PM (2NqXo)

221 It's not as necessary to buy oil from them so now is a good time for the slow walking.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 19, 2018 07:50 PM (3/uST)

222 >>He is waiting for the Mexican election to be over.
Any pressure on Mexico right now will send all candidates into a staunch anti-American mode from which it will hard to later retreat.


Don't think it's going to make much of a difference. It's likely the new president of Mexico is going to be the far left Obrador. Our very own Chavez right on the border.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2018 07:50 PM (/tuJf)

223 Inspect every truck coming from Mexico. Thoroughly. VERY thoroughly.
Take all day to do one. Then check to make sure all of the paperwork is
in order. Perfect order.

======
That was the Japanese model in the 1980s, maybe still not in that anymore. I know that as a fact from being on the ground...then they make the machine that has been waiting in customs for 8 months. Best part. the Letter of Credit does not fund until out of customs.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 19, 2018 07:51 PM (pw+jk)

224 Their elite are racists. The invaders are indians. Ergo they want them gone, dead, elsewhere.

They couldn't care less what the US does with them.

Except on CNN.
Posted by: jakee308 at June 19, 2018 07:49 PM (bkV+o)


The leftist obsession with "brown people" is risible. The Mexican elites are no more brown than I am.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 07:51 PM (YqDXo)

225 Cruz IS one of my senators. He is the one I actually get to vote for instead of voting for the lesser evil like in Cornyn's case.

Posted by: lin-duh at June 19, 2018 07:29 PM (kufk0)
**************************
Mine too. He is actually one I gladly send money too for his campaign.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 19, 2018 07:51 PM (PvFoN)

226 Horde, our courts, notary of the publics, clerks of the court, and trusted people filling out sworn statements are so corrupt on a local level. I dint see how any contract is valid in The Current Year.

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 19, 2018 07:51 PM (NLQj5)

227 Willowed:

Tubby Jonah Goldberg has an article today about how nation states are

just an extension of our "tribal mind" and we will evolve toward

"dynamic global unity." He prevaricates about not knowing whether or not

that would be "better," but it's clear where his sympathies.


Seems
odd that all these assholes are actually ideological communists. The
end game to what they advocate for is exactly that. Global,
redistributionist, collectivist communism. Really?

Are they that stupid or are they just revealing themselves?

I feel like I'm in a movie where nothing was what it seemed all along. Like everyone is really just aliens in human bodies.

Posted by: dagny at June 19, 2018 07:51 PM (nRWPy)

228 I honestly think it would be way easier to bribe Mexico to build a wall and handle this flow than our own Republican Congress.

Just say we'll give them whatever they want in NAFTA, they just have to build a wall, guard it and pay for it.

Honestly, it would be pennies on the dollar for them. They have about a $65 BILLION dollar trade deficit with us every single year.

Posted by: Maritime at June 19, 2018 07:52 PM (lKmt3)

229 https://dailym.ai/2MH6K3B
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Trump's deputy chief of staff Joe Hagin to leave White House | Daily Mail Online

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 19, 2018 07:52 PM (y3aQB)

230 Don't think it's going to make much of a difference. It's likely the new president of Mexico is going to be the far left Obrador. Our very own Chavez right on the border.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2018 07:50 PM (/tuJf)


Sorry, can't hear you, too busy building that wall ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 07:52 PM (YqDXo)

231 Margarita, that's why I was surprised that today Trump publicly called out Mexico on their criminal behavior (he didn't use that term).


And given the near non-stop intense bilateral interaction for the last year over NAFTA, and Trump's explicit linkage of NAFTA to other bilateral issues like migration - I'd expect we're doing the nasty private message already. And Mexico has a number of options for quietly complying with our private demands without triggering the stupid defiant reflex in the presidential campaign that you accurately identify.


And isn't the extremist going to win, anyway?

Posted by: rhomboid at June 19, 2018 07:52 PM (QDnY+)

232 Why do I think Schumer was burning up the phone line with Obama and friends last night?

That EO pen suggestion makes me nervous. Feels like a trap.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 19, 2018 07:53 PM (tQASX)

233 None of this would be an issue if we didn't have cucks in leadership roles within the GOP. Can't wait until the lame ducks show up again.


Posted by: Under Fire at June 19, 2018 07:53 PM (r9UYA)

234 Just say we'll give them whatever they want in NAFTA, they just have to build a wall, guard it and pay for it.

Honestly, it would be pennies on the dollar for them. They have about a $65 BILLION dollar trade deficit with us every single year.
Posted by: Maritime at June 19, 2018 07:52 PM (lKmt3)


Give them what they want in NAFTA ... for a limited time.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 07:53 PM (YqDXo)

235
Nothing short of utter open borders will do and that's fine. Let the Democrats be honest and run on that.

It's a bold strategy, Cotton.



Each and every time I hear of some open borders imbecile, I want to ask them, "Hey, Mr. (or Mx. as the case may be) Open Borders, do you have a front door on your home? If so, why?"

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 19, 2018 07:53 PM (HaL55)

236 One thing is sure. Trump has revealed all the poseurs and spies.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 19, 2018 07:53 PM (bkV+o)

237 I'm just a little pissed on how us normals are being dragged through the mud. They're playing with fire.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 19, 2018 07:54 PM (Y9uH4)

238 What are the odds on Obrador's winning vs. his opponent?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 07:54 PM (YqDXo)

239 >>Give them what they want in NAFTA ... for a limited time.

Seems like we've been giving them whatever they want in NAFTA long enough.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2018 07:55 PM (/tuJf)

240 I feel like I'm in a movie where nothing was what it seemed all along. Like everyone is really just aliens in human bodies.
Posted by: dagny at June 19, 2018 07:51 PM (nRWPy)
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Yeah it's Like the movie "They Live." And Trump gave us all a pair of those sunglasses that Rowdy Roddy Piper has.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2018 07:55 PM (UiRxW)

241 11 I want a bill that says every illegal who includes a child in the commission of a crime (coming to the US illegally) gets an additional 30 days in jail.

Wouldn't that be more humane? It would disincentivize this behavior.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 19, 2018 07:12 PM

I want a bill mandating anyone bringing a child over the border illegally without permission, including their own, get mandatory 10 in a fed prison for child trafficking. They are doing for profit for themselves not the kid.

Posted by: Lester at June 19, 2018 07:55 PM (LfJIn)

242 168 Fatso comments:

Meghan McCain on Child Separation: 'Where Is Ivanka In All of This?' -BB


Does Fatso have any kids?


Posted by: Under Fire at June 19, 2018 07:38 PM (r9UYA)


Well, Ivanka didn't illegally immigrate dragging her kids with her, so I guess she doesn't have to worry about it.

Posted by: rickl at June 19, 2018 07:55 PM (sdi6R)

243 Trump's deputy chief of staff Joe Hagin to leave White House | Daily Mail Online
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 19, 2018 07:52 PM (y3aQB)



I saw that. I guess he kept North Korea details from Trump, but the thing that sealed it was some involvement with that NXVIM cult. (Sp)

He isn't leaving for 2 weeks though.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 19, 2018 07:55 PM (tQASX)

244 @ dagny & J.J. Sefton....


Also willowed from the previous thread:

"He looked too long into the abyss. It looked back into him.

And it liked what it saw."



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 19, 2018 07:56 PM (p7zrD)

245
Tubby Jonah Goldberg has an article today about how nation states are just an extension of our "tribal mind" and we will evolve toward "dynamic global unity."

He wants to pilot his own starship.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2018 07:56 PM (IqV8l)

246 184
Meghan McCain on Child Separation: 'Where Is Ivanka In All of This?' -BB



Um ... when was Ivanka elected to office? I missed that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 07:41 PM (YqDXo)



Because like a lot of people she is under the illusion that her father will do anything she says. Fortunately most of the Horde has been disabused of that notion, and the "Trump will do whatever the last person who speaks to him wants" notion.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Inspector General and his Electric Accordian Band! at June 19, 2018 07:56 PM (0QYMt)

247 168 Fatso comments:

Meghan McCain on Child Separation: 'Where Is Ivanka In All of This?' -BB


Does Fatso have any kids?


Posted by: Under Fire at June 19, 2018 07:38 PM (r9UYA)



She and Melania were called a cvnt and piece of shit respectively by those on your side.

I should think they may be somewhat not inclined to participate in this you bloated, blonde blivet.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 19, 2018 07:57 PM (VM6ev)

248 New one up

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 19, 2018 07:57 PM (myjNJ)

249 Charge Mexico for the "migrants" care. Take it out of the remittances sent back by the illegals already here.

Posted by: free tibet at June 19, 2018 07:57 PM (sj4Ub)

250 91 Who was the concern troll yesterday saying that Cruz was selling us out??????

Posted by: lin-duh at June 19, 2018 07:22 PM (kufk0)
why would people think he would? If anything he is proving the Dems just want a political cudgel. They might accidentally help people with a policy, but even that is questionable. They are all about winning and tearing down. this is pretty standard stuff.
Posted by: Quint at June 19, 2018 07:27 PM (n13/j)



Because he's a Republican. He went along with Glenn Beck to hand out soccer balls to these poor kids. He's been kind of wishy washy about immigration at times especially H1B Visas.

I do not mind skepticism of our politicians. There's enough data out there to suggest we're still not skeptical enough.

Posted by: buzzion at June 19, 2018 07:57 PM (lKs2v)

251 >>What are the odds on Obrador's winning vs. his opponent?

If current polling is anywhere near accurate Obrador is going to win in a walk.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2018 07:57 PM (/tuJf)

252 Because like a lot of people Megan is under the
illusion that Ivanka's father will do anything Ivanka says. Fortunately most of
the Horde has been disabused of that notion, and the "Trump will do
whatever the last person who speaks to him wants" notion.


Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Inspector General
and his Electric Accordian Band! at June 19, 2018 07:56 PM (0QYMt)


Saw the pronoun problem after posting.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Inspector General and his Electric Accordian Band! at June 19, 2018 07:57 PM (0QYMt)

253 232 Why do I think Schumer was burning up the phone line with Obama and friends last night?

That EO pen suggestion makes me nervous. Feels like a trap.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 19, 2018 07:53 PM (tQASX)


I alluded to that back in #53.

Posted by: rickl at June 19, 2018 07:57 PM (sdi6R)

254
Meghan McCain on Child Separation: 'Where Is Ivanka In All of This?'

I thought Donald was the president?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2018 07:57 PM (IqV8l)

255 Jay haven't checked the latest polling but Obrador has never led by less than a comfortable margin from the outset (last one I remember he had high 50s%). And I don't think Mexican polling is as subject to failure, in this case, as was American polling two years ago.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 19, 2018 07:57 PM (QDnY+)

256 Tubby Jonah Goldberg has an article today

I predict a regular column in WaPo before 2021.

Posted by: canned hate at June 19, 2018 07:58 PM (ItyGR)

257 Deplorable Jay, Take it as a given that Obrador has already won.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 19, 2018 07:58 PM (7028f)

258
BackwardsBoy, This is not widely known, but I'm going to pay the local rag their pound of flesh to take out an ad stating these facts.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 19, 2018 07:49 PM (7028f)



Thank you. This information needs to be spread far and wide. I'm sure I'm not the only one pissed about this.

I think I'd be perfectly justified in telling my Congresscretin that I don't like this one fucking bit and to change something, either don't pay the illegals, or raise my bennies to a lot more than theirs.

Or, solve the problem and close the border. I'm not picky.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 19, 2018 07:58 PM (HaL55)

259 Trump has revealed all the poseurs and spies.

He has.

Once upon a time, I'd visit some paleolibertarian or hard-Right blog, where they'd post some fevered rant against National Review and/or George Bush Junior and/or THE NEOCONS!!, and I'd write them off as paranoid loons.

Now I've learnt that the loons were right. And that's sad. But still, all that's on Goldberg and on his palz, for being phoney in the first place.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 19, 2018 07:58 PM (6FqZa)

260 Horde, I have a question. If somebody makes a sttaemnt from 1.5 years ago in a letter and then gets it notarized without changing the date from the letter and the notary is almost 2 years later... Can you do that? Is that even legal? What about making a change in the year without initaling it by the signee and the notary? Is that legal?

Man this really stinks. Any advice or help would be appreciated.

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 19, 2018 07:59 PM (NLQj5)

261 Meghan and her pair of floaters should shut up.

Posted by: Gabe at June 19, 2018 07:59 PM (3/uST)

262 You know Europeans claim that they should have a vote here because we influence Europe so much?

Well, by that reasoning, maybe we should have a vote in Mexico. In fact, if they had any brains, they'd use the dollar as currency; they'd be able to borrow a lot more cheaply, because now they have to pay a premium to compensate lenders for the inflationary risk.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 07:59 PM (YqDXo)

263 I'm just a little pissed on how us normals are being dragged through the mud. They're playing with fire.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 19, 2018 07:54 PM (Y9uH4)


Some jackhole scraped the LinkedIn dbase and posted a list of everyone who was listed as working for ICE.

These fuckers want to start some violence.

Be very very very careful what you wish for, you just might get it.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at June 19, 2018 07:59 PM (dEQP3)

264 Tubby Jonah Goldberg has an article today about how nation states are


just an extension of our "tribal mind" and we will evolve toward


"dynamic global unity." He prevaricates about not knowing whether or not


that would be "better," but it's clear where his sympathies.



In the future, all men will wear crocs.

Posted by: Jonah G at June 19, 2018 07:59 PM (sXefu)

265 257 Deplorable Jay, Take it as a given that Obrador has already won.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 19, 2018 07:58 PM (7028f)


Thanks. Bad news, but thanks.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 08:00 PM (YqDXo)

266 Am I the only one that has noticed the recent media presence of Ted Cruz? Why and for what purpose? He seemed to make a fool of himself in 2016, then slunk off to lick his wounds. But, he is back in the spotlight with some recent pro-Trump stances, a celebrity charity basketball game (I'm being generous here), and now exposing Demonicrat hypocrisy. What's his game? Continued relevance? Kissing Trump's ass for a possible federal judgeship? Positioning himself for 2024?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 19, 2018 08:01 PM (9BLnV)

267 I do not mind skepticism of our politicians. There's enough data out there to suggest we're still not skeptical enough.

Posted by: buzzion at June 19, 2018 07:57 PM (lKs2v)

In general I agree. I generally believe that when government decides to "fix something" they make it worse. But I like Cruz. He is not perfect for sure but one of our better ones imo.

Posted by: Quint at June 19, 2018 08:01 PM (n13/j)

268 Man this really stinks. Any advice or help would be appreciated.
Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 19, 2018 07:59 PM (NLQj5)
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I don't know, but you've been willowed, dog.

Might wanna repost in the new Peterstroke thread.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2018 08:01 PM (UiRxW)

269 Given her expressed and sincere concern about the separation of illegal alien children from their parents, Laura Bush rapidly is putting together a PSA to demand Congress immediately pass a version of the Cruz/Cotton legislation. Why, it's such a major crisis even Michelle Obama will join with her to promote legislation to help families to be unified.

Happening right there.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 19, 2018 08:01 PM (dEJuU)

270 What's his game? Continued relevance? Kissing Trump's ass for a possible federal judgeship? Positioning himself for 2024?
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 19, 2018 08:01 PM (9BLnV)


He's up for reelection this year.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at June 19, 2018 08:01 PM (dEQP3)

271 Jay haven't checked the latest polling but Obrador has never led by less than a comfortable margin from the outset (last one I remember he had high 50s%). And I don't think Mexican polling is as subject to failure, in this case, as was American polling two years ago.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 19, 2018 07:57 PM (QDnY+)


Thanks. How many trunkfuls of votes is he ahead?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 08:02 PM (YqDXo)

272 I feel like I'm in a movie where nothing was what it seemed all along. Like everyone is really just aliens in human bodies.
Posted by: dagny at June 19, 2018 07:51 PM (nRWPy)


I have been feeling this way too...for about a year. It really is an alternate reality. "What the hell is going on" is my constant (silent) refrain.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 19, 2018 08:02 PM (tQASX)

273 268 Man this really stinks. Any advice or help would be appreciated.
Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 19, 2018 07:59 PM (NLQj5)
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I don't know, but you've been willowed, dog.

Might wanna repost in the new Peterstroke thread.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2018 08:01 PM (UiRxW)

Thanks brother. I appreciate the heads up.

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 19, 2018 08:02 PM (NLQj5)

274 The peso is pegged to the dollar. Or it used to be.

And whether they used the dollar or not wouldn't Mexico's inflation risk be the same.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 19, 2018 08:03 PM (3/uST)

275 What's his game? Continued relevance? Kissing Trump's ass for a possible federal judgeship? Positioning himself for 2024?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 19, 2018 08:01 PM (9BLnV)


Starting small forward for YOUR San Antonio Spurs, Ted Cruuuzzz!

Posted by: Some Jackass at June 19, 2018 08:03 PM (sXefu)

276 Laura Bush rapidly is putting together a PSA to demand Congress immediately pass a version of the Cruz/Cotton legislation. Why, it's such a major crisis even Michelle Obama will join with her to promote legislation to help families to be unified.

I'm putting together a PSA to demand Congress immediately repeal the 19th Amendment, to stop shit like this finding its way to the ballot box.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 08:04 PM (YqDXo)

277 Well, by that reasoning, maybe we should have a vote in Mexico. In fact, if they had any brains, they'd use the dollar as currency; they'd be able to borrow a lot more cheaply, because now they have to pay a premium to compensate lenders for the inflationary risk.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 07:59 PM (YqDXo)

Well, if Mexicans had any brains, they would have already monopolized the internet donkey porn.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 19, 2018 08:04 PM (9BLnV)

278
These fuckers want to start some violence.

Be very very very careful what you wish for, you just might get it.


Still waiting for the backlash, boss.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2018 08:05 PM (IqV8l)

279 Am I the only one that has noticed the recent media presence of Ted Cruz? Why and for what purpose? He seemed to make a fool of himself in 2016, then slunk off to lick his wounds. But, he is back in the spotlight with some recent pro-Trump stances, a celebrity charity basketball game (I'm being generous here), and now exposing Demonicrat hypocrisy. What's his game? Continued relevance? Kissing Trump's ass for a possible federal judgeship? Positioning himself for 2024?
Posted by: Anonymous White Male
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He's up for re-election this November

Posted by: lin-duh at June 19, 2018 08:06 PM (kufk0)

280 Lunch

Posted by: Braenyard at June 19, 2018 08:06 PM (3/uST)

281 The peso is pegged to the dollar. Or it used to be.

And whether they used the dollar or not wouldn't Mexico's inflation risk be the same.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 19, 2018 08:03 PM (3/uST)


IIRC, it has been pegged to the dollar, but then they periodically change the pegging point (so to speak), which neuters the entire idea. Using actual greenbacks as currency obviates the possibility of the Mexicans inflating their currency, because they wouldn't be using their currency. See, e.g., the Euro and Greece.

The problem for them - apart from national pride, which is a biggie - is that they could no longer set their monetary policy (so no "quantitative easing"). Which, of course, is the whole idea that makes it attractive to lenders.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 08:07 PM (YqDXo)

282 Laura Bush rapidly is putting together a PSA to demand Congress immediately pass a version of the Cruz/Cotton legislation


Maybe now is the time to the listen to people who've killed someone drunk driving about immigration.



Posted by: Take Japper at June 19, 2018 08:08 PM (sXefu)

283 58 These people from all these Central American countries that have a GDP of .04% that are sending these kids that equate to $ 35,000 a year of mine and your money, and still get another 100 million in foreign aid assistance.
_____________________

I find it interesting that so many of these "poor" illegal aliens in the U.S. have been able to find the cash to pay smugglers to bring their kids into the U.S.

The price is said to be $6,000 to $8,000 per kid. A study published a few weeks ago showed that about half of American citizen families wouldn't be able to come up with $400 for an emergency, but thousands of illegal aliens living in the U.S. can come up with thousands of dollars in cash for smugglers?

What's wrong with this picture?

We are such unbelievable suckers. No wonder so many people are willing to risk so much to come here and take advantage of us. Our corrupt politicians make it so damn easy for them!

Tens of billions of dollars the IRS pays every year to illegal aliens in "tax credits" (which are just thinly-disguised welfare payments). Tens of billions of dollars every year in food stamps paid to illegal aliens. Tens of billions of dollars every year in Medicare Part D prescription drug benefits paid to illegal aliens. Somalis in Minnesota have been running a scam there, raking in millions of dollars a year with phony "day care" centers that the government pays for.

Rampant fraud and thievery every where you look, and meanwhile U.S. citizens keep working and slogging along and paying taxes like good little serfs, including ever-increasing property taxes so that the local school districts can hire more ESL teachers so that Raul and Julio and all the other little illegals can get their remedial lessons in their native tongue . . . . .

It's maddening. And sickening. And it needs to stop.

Posted by: Idiot leftist (but I repeat myself) at June 19, 2018 08:09 PM (fqUgw)

284 Well, if Mexicans had any brains, they would have already monopolized the internet donkey porn.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 19, 2018 08:04 PM (9BLnV)


I'm organizing a telethon.

Posted by: Shep! at June 19, 2018 08:09 PM (sXefu)

285 Ah so, and "quantitative easing" is so good for the people.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 19, 2018 08:10 PM (3/uST)

286 What's his game? Continued relevance? Kissing Trump's ass for a possible federal judgeship? Positioning himself for 2024?
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 19, 2018 08:01 PM (9BLnV)

He's up for reelection this year.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at June 19, 2018 08:01 PM (dEQP3)

That would be a possibility, but why would Jimmy Kimmel help? Plus, with his Austin vegan diversity LGBTUVWXYZ promoter opponent, he'd have to piss on a few of the immigrant children in their cages to lose.

Starting small forward for YOUR San Antonio Spurs, Ted Cruuuzzz!
Posted by: Some Jackass at June 19, 2018 08:03
PM (sXefu)

Sheeeiitt, brah! Dat white boy can't jump.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 19, 2018 08:10 PM (9BLnV)

287 I do not mind skepticism of our politicians. There's enough data out there to suggest we're still not skeptical enough.
Posted by: buzzion at June 19, 2018 07:57 PM (lKs2v)

Oh, hell yea. We've trusted them waaayyy too much. Look where we are today!! Can you imagine if we had not gotten Trump? I swear the border would have been erased by now. Jeb - it's an act of love. Or HRC Pantsuit, globalist.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 19, 2018 08:11 PM (tQASX)

288 I am absolutely sure lots of these illegals and green card workers send plane loads of cash back from where they came. So none of these countries are out to stop this. Mexico has to be making money from illegals transit across Mexico.

Posted by: Skip at June 19, 2018 08:14 PM (pHfeF)

289 I just saw a 71 yo woman getting twirled across the stage beautifully by a 35 yo guy on AGT
Fantastic dancing

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 19, 2018 08:19 PM (hMwEB)

290 I can't believe she's 71. She looks 40 at most.

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 19, 2018 08:21 PM (hMwEB)

291 Why do you hate brown children, Chuck Schumer?

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 19, 2018 09:44 PM (wSC8T)

292 President Trump has a conversion with Chucky The Cheesy Schemer

Schemer: Ahh we have to do something about the the unaccompanied minors!!!!

President Trump: Ok, here is my proposal.

Schemer No No No, you can't enforce the LAW! Pick up your phone and pen and do what The light bringer Obama(PBUH) did and just end it by executive fiat!!!

President Trump: Ok, just made the call and signed the executive order.

Schemer, the MSM and the Liberal hord: Look he is acting like a dictator, Fascist Nazi!!! We need a special council to investigate this!!!!

Posted by: JEB24 at June 19, 2018 09:50 PM (JCa04)

293 The [Democrat] bill provides that "[a]n agent or officer of a designated agency shall be prohibited from removing a child from his or her parent or legal guardian at or near the port of entry or within 100 miles of the border of the United States" (with three exceptions to be discussed later).
So we cede the outer 100 miles ? I bet it includes NYC, San Fran, LA and a host of sanctuary cities.

Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at June 19, 2018 10:00 PM (e8kgV)

294
God sends his spaceships to America, the beautiful
They land at six o'clock and there we are, the dutiful
Eating from TV trays, tuned into to Happy Days
Waiting for World War III while Jesus slaves
To the mating calls of lawyers in love

Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at June 19, 2018 10:11 PM (e8kgV)

295 Schumer will live and die a p.....k.

Posted by: Your friendly neighborhood witch at June 20, 2018 03:10 AM (HLTe8)

Tucker Carlson: The Ruling Class Has Decided to Use Open Borders to "Change the Country Forever"

Tucker Carlson argued last night that the American Ruling Class had decided to dissolve the people and elect another.

"So, the same people who support the third term post-viability abortion for purposes of sex selection are now lecturing you about God and sin and the holiness of children. Feel chastened?" Carlson asked sardonically before launching into a few more examples, including Michael Hayden's comparison of the border situation to Nazi Germany.

"We could go on," The Daily Caller co-founder said. "There was so much more just like that. The rich and powerful reminding you just how virtuous they are. Do you think any of these people really care about family separation? If they did, they would be worried about the collapse of the American family, which is measurable and real, but they are not worried about that. In fact, they welcome that collapse, because strong families are an impediment to their political power. That’s why they are always lecturing you about the patriarchy and the evil of the American family.

"This is one of those moments that tells you everything about our ruling class. They care far more about foreigners than their own people," said Carlson, pointing out that they also aren't "interested in solutions to anything. They are great at yelling and at preening but not so much at fixing and building."

The Fox News host finished the segment by contrasting the views of those whose “goal is to change [our] country forever” with their actual lifestyles, which generally involve “no demographic change at all, just like they like it.”

"Lots of people yelling at you on TV don't even have children, so don't for a second let them take the moral high ground," Carlson concluded. "Their goal is to change your country forever, and they are succeeding by the way."

"Since 2014, to name one example among many, at least half a million Central Americans who came here illegally have been released inside of our borders," he continued. "Did anyone vote for that? Who's going to pay for that? Not the people you've been watching on television today. Their kids go to private school if they have them. Their neighborhoods look like they did in 1960. No demographic change at all, just like they like it. There is no cost to them. The cost is entirely on you, but don't complain or else they will call you Hitler."

Video at the link.

Does that sound too conspiratorial?

Well, self-appointed spokesmen for the Capital Class such as Jen Rubin and Bill Kristol have enthused over the prospect of replacing broke-down grungy Americans with sexy Latin imports.

And it wouldn't be the first time a Ruling Class had set its mind on just this plan.

In 2009, a former aide to Tony Blair revealed that Labour had opened the immigration spigots to "make the country truly multicultural."

The huge increases in migrants over the last decade were partly due to a politically motivated attempt by ministers to radically change the country and "rub the Right's nose in diversity", according to Andrew Neather, a former adviser to Tony Blair, Jack Straw and David Blunkett.

He said Labour's relaxation of controls was a deliberate plan to "open up the UK to mass migration" but that ministers were nervous and reluctant to discuss such a move publicly for fear it would alienate its "core working class vote".

As a result, the public argument for immigration concentrated instead on the economic benefits and need for more migrants.

Critics said the revelations showed a "conspiracy" within Government to impose mass immigration for "cynical" political reasons.

Mr Neather was a speech writer who worked in Downing Street for Tony Blair and in the Home Office for Jack Straw and David Blunkett, in the early 2000s.

Writing in the Evening Standard, he revealed the "major shift" in immigration policy came after the publication of a policy paper from the Performance and Innovation Unit, a Downing Street think tank based in the Cabinet Office, in 2001.

He wrote a major speech for Barbara Roche, the then immigration minister, in 2000, which was largely based on drafts of the report.

He said the final published version of the report promoted the labour market case for immigration but unpublished versions contained additional reasons, he said.

He wrote: "Earlier drafts I saw also included a driving political purpose: that mass immigration was the way that the Government was going to make the UK truly multicultural.

"I remember coming away from some discussions with the clear sense that the policy was intended -- even if this wasn't its main purpose -- to rub the Right's nose in diversity and render their arguments out of date."

The "deliberate policy", from late 2000 until "at least February last year", when the new points based system was introduced, was to open up the UK to mass migration, he said.

Some 2.3 million migrants have been added to the population since then, according to Whitehall estimates quietly slipped out last month.

And that was just in 2009.

Meanwhile, the Democrat-Media Complex is cool with some agitation towards political violence against ICE agents:



Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:09 PM




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1
The President has all but echoed this sentiment in his comments.

Thank God. He totally gets it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 19, 2018 06:10 PM (VM6ev)

2
On an unrelated yet completely related front, check out the link in the Morning Report about Obama and Holder plotting.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 19, 2018 06:11 PM (VM6ev)

3 It's always so much Rule of Law with the libs.

I can't stand it.

Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2018 06:11 PM (vDqXW)

4 wow, Twitter ?

Posted by: runner at June 19, 2018 06:12 PM (bUjCl)

5 Dear Ruling Class: We would like to depose you peaceably through the ballot box. Please don't make that impossible or no one will enjoy what comes after.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at June 19, 2018 06:12 PM (eASYU)

6
Corgis have been summoned.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 19, 2018 06:12 PM (VM6ev)

7 "So, the same people who support the third term post-viability abortion for purposes of sex selection are now lecturing you about God and sin and the holiness of children

It was beyond offensive, it was chilling to hear skankles quoting scripture and harking back to her days as a Sunday school teacher to Religion Shame Trump and his supporters.

That thing's husband worked to release child trafficker Laura Silsby in Haiti.

PIAPS is a legit sociopath.

Posted by: kallisto at June 19, 2018 06:13 PM (kD8Fh)

8 They want a compliant electorate that will work for slave wages.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 19, 2018 06:13 PM (oVJmc)

9 Mr Neather was a speech writer who worked in Downing Street for Tony Blair and in the Home Office for Jack Straw and David Blunkett, in the early 2000s.


Wait what? JackStraw doesn't write his own comments?

Posted by: Hands at June 19, 2018 06:13 PM (EzdLW)

10
Funny how the Left shrieks that we Americans want to keep America white by halting immigration and yet they not so secretly admit that the aim of mass migration legal and otherwise is to consciously and forcefully turn America brown.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 19, 2018 06:13 PM (VM6ev)

11 In 2009, a former aide to Tony Blair revealed that Labour had opened the immigration spigots to "make the country truly multicultural."

Yeah, because that's so intrinsically desirable.

While they're at it, if they want to go REALLY multicultural, why don't they parole all of the inmates of the primate enclosures?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 06:14 PM (YqDXo)

12 Posted by: kallisto at June 19, 2018 06:13 PM (kD8Fh)

Her voice was measured and sedate. She really captured the aura of a 1960s era PTA lady. She must be a got dam shape shifter.

Posted by: kallisto at June 19, 2018 06:14 PM (kD8Fh)

13 8 They want a compliant electorate that will work for slave wages.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 19, 2018 06:13 PM (oVJmc)


They want us to give our slave wages to those masses who will not work.

FIFY.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 19, 2018 06:14 PM (VM6ev)

14 Well if he means the ruling class are a bunch of no borders communists,
Yeah.

Posted by: Skip at June 19, 2018 06:14 PM (pHfeF)

15 Why is the OWS tweet in English? Is this a hoax?

Posted by: Hands at June 19, 2018 06:15 PM (EzdLW)

16
Just looked at Ron Perlman's twitter feed. He's insane.

Posted by: 13times at June 19, 2018 06:15 PM (K3B2k)

17 Meanwhile, the Democrat-Media Complex is cool with some agitation towards political violence against ICE agents:

Aztec style!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 06:15 PM (YqDXo)

18 Koch Bros > CoC > cockholster

Posted by: Under Fire at June 19, 2018 06:15 PM (r9UYA)

19 the occupy advice won't work with the new british-mandated blunt-tipped knives.

why do the brits hate illegal immigrants?

Posted by: Anachronda at June 19, 2018 06:15 PM (NmR1a)

20 Jen Rubin and Bill Kristol have enthused over the prospect of replacing broke-down grungy Americans with sexy Latin imports.
..........

Bill has a rude awakening coming. Those sexy Latin imports want nothing to do with his pasty fat ass.

Posted by: wth at June 19, 2018 06:16 PM (HgMAr)

21 The chattering elites think there is no cost to them to do this. But once the imports become the majority they will elect people like them and not like these insufferable gringos.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 19, 2018 06:16 PM (nF4Bw)

22 Yes - I remember that UK memo --- specifically the "rub their noses in it" part.

It's not a conspiracy theory, it's the goal.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 19, 2018 06:16 PM (W+vEI)

23 >>>15 Why is the OWS tweet in English?

because your average radical is a nonworking upper middle class whitebread layabout trying to infuse xis empty struggle-free life with some sort of drama and purpose.

That's not just rhetoric, by the way. The average antifa member is either a rich trust-fund layabout or an underemployed upper middle class twit supported by his parents. I think I saw that a majority of antifa activists actually live with their parents.

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2018 06:17 PM (PA9oZ)

24 Occupy Wall Street still exists!

Posted by: Surfperch at June 19, 2018 06:17 PM (Lr3FA)

25 If multi-culti is so great, why don't we demand that the third world diversify, and they reap all those wonderful benefits?

This is really about breaking down the West for the sin of not going Full Commie. They may not recognize that as the reason any longer, but this is the reason the whole idea began.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 19, 2018 06:17 PM (oVJmc)

26
OT:

Nikki Haley removes US from UN Human Rights Council.

Cheering Trump every goddam day.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 19, 2018 06:17 PM (VM6ev)

27 Multicultural

accepting grooming of 13 YO for rape
importing diseases killed off 20 years ago
making black poorer
no need to drive to TJ, we bringing it here

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 19, 2018 06:17 PM (JFO2v)

28 >>>Bill has a rude awakening coming. Those sexy Latin imports want nothing to do with his pasty fat ass.


It's more about my wife's ass, tbh.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at June 19, 2018 06:17 PM (PA9oZ)

29 >>>15 Why is the OWS tweet in English?

because your average radical is a nonworking upper middle class whitebread layabout trying to infuse xis empty struggle-free life with some sort of drama and purpose.

That's not just rhetoric, by the way. The average antifa member is either a rich trust-fund layabout or an underemployed upper middle class twit supported by his parents. I think I saw that a majority of antifa activists actually live with their parents.

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2018 06:17 PM (PA9oZ)


We need some way of blocking WiFi access to basements.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 06:17 PM (YqDXo)

30 Replace the electorate.
It works.
California is Exhibit A.

Posted by: navybrat, pass the popcorn at June 19, 2018 06:18 PM (w7KSn)

31 Just looked at Ron Perlman's twitter feed. He's insane.

Actor-level stupid.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 19, 2018 06:18 PM (oVJmc)

32 Has Laura Bush shut her trap yet about Trump merely continuing the same policy and law which her husband enforced the same way.

No?

What about Mooch? Same dealio.

No?

Huh....weird.

Something that rhymes with hunts would seem to apply here.

Maybe bunts cuz it's baseball season.


Posted by: naturalfake at June 19, 2018 06:18 PM (ZSkht)

33 The chattering elites think there is no cost to them to do this. But once the imports become the majority they will elect people like them and not like these insufferable gringos.
=====

You assume there will even be elections once they've replaced a free people with one (or several) accustomed to being ruled?

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 19, 2018 06:18 PM (nILVB)

34 To Twitter's credit...#Occupy was always a laughingstock...

But yes. Take that crap down.

Posted by: reason at June 19, 2018 06:18 PM (CGjum)

35 There is no rational economic, cultural or societal case for throwing open your borders and allowing millions upon millions of poor, illiterate, low skilled inhabitants from the shit holes of the earth to enter your country other than a deep seated animus for your countrymen and lust for totalitarian control and power.
Our immigration system, since the '65 overhaul, has been oriented towards diminishing the white majority, plain and simple.
Unless something isn't dramatically done to alter the trajectory, the US will be an Hispano-Asian shit hole with a healthy dollop of African muslims.

Posted by: Kreplach at June 19, 2018 06:18 PM (UfMVm)

36
That OWS cartoon:

Isn't that really the story of Theo Van Gogh and Lee Rigby?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 19, 2018 06:18 PM (VM6ev)

37 the people stink on ice

Posted by: Your Elected Betters at June 19, 2018 06:19 PM (RKQ/v)

38 Funny how the Dems no love them some Children... One would almost think it was to distract from the IG report

Posted by: It's me donna at June 19, 2018 06:19 PM (O2RFr)

39 Just looked at Ron Perlman's twitter feed. He's insane.
=

now, now..we don't use the "I" word. We say "he is suffering from chronic psychopathy"...

Posted by: Dr. runner at June 19, 2018 06:19 PM (bUjCl)

40 That OWS tweet is unbelievable. And it's still sitting on Twitter? Isn't there a federal law against threatening federal agents? A quick look suggests 18 U.S.C. 115 might be such.

Posted by: bluebell at June 19, 2018 06:19 PM (rhdgT)

41 That's what you get when you reach into Shitter.

Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2018 06:19 PM (vDqXW)

42 Posted by: ace at June 19, 2018 06:17 PM (PA9oZ)

A mob of anarchist/antifa stormed a gentrified neighborhood in Philadelphia, vandalizing homes and causing mayhem. The neighbors came out in force and corralled them, then called the po-po.

Sure enough, NONE of them were city residents and had no dog in the original neighborhood/new hipster gen fight. They all hailed from the leafy ubermoneyed suburbs like Bucks County.

Posted by: kallisto at June 19, 2018 06:19 PM (kD8Fh)

43 If an ICE agent tries to take your child at the border, don't panic,
it's probably not your child anyway.
and if it is, why didn't you abort it?

Posted by: wth at June 19, 2018 06:20 PM (HgMAr)

44 15 ...The average antifa member is either a rich trust-fund layabout or an underemployed upper middle class twit supported by his parents...

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2018 06:17 PM (PA9oZ)


Isn't this really the story of Bill Ayers?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 19, 2018 06:20 PM (VM6ev)

45 I think the Downing Street Memos also said that the immigrants were more likely to vote Labour and do what they were told without fighting back so they were also, like here and in the States, doing it for partisan purposes.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 19, 2018 06:20 PM (Evws/)

46 Watching on Fox the politicians expressing themselves I just learned that normal Americans are now Unspeakable. Is this up or down from Deplorable?

These reactions prove further that the elected and unelected leaders have all been rendered stupid. A population that becomes totally demonised will start to act accordingly.

The saying "Better be hung for a sheep than a lamb" indicates that this has happened before. I implore the thought leaders to step back from the abyss.

Posted by: Decaf at June 19, 2018 06:20 PM (/3+Sg)

47 Something that rhymes with hunts would seem to apply here.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 19, 2018 06:18 PM (ZSkht)

------------

Makes me think of when you can't find a piece of jewelry, and you've gotta search all over for it.

A necklace hunt...

Posted by: reason at June 19, 2018 06:20 PM (CGjum)

48 38 Funny how the Dems no love them some Children... One would almost think it was to distract from the IG report

Dang... Now love children not no

Posted by: It's me donna at June 19, 2018 06:20 PM (O2RFr)

49 >>>A mob of anarchist/antifa stormed a gentrified neighborhood in Philadelphia, vandalizing homes and causing mayhem. The neighbors came out in force and corralled them, then called the po-po.

Sure enough, NONE of them were city residents and had no dog in the original neighborhood/new hipster gen fight. They all hailed from the leafy ubermoneyed suburbs like Bucks County.

...

William Ayers, Bernie Dohrn emailed me to say they're shocked to hear this.

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2018 06:20 PM (PA9oZ)

50 We need some way of blocking WiFi access to basements.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 06:17 PM (YqDXo)


Finally! My time to shine.

Posted by: Radon at June 19, 2018 06:20 PM (QLvwG)

51 That's not just rhetoric, by the way. The average antifa member is either a rich trust-fund layabout or an underemployed upper middle class twit supported by his parents. I think I saw that a majority of antifa activists actually live with their parents.

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2018 06:17 PM (PA9oZ)


The daughter of a liberal acquaintance fits this description to a T. She "works" - kinda - but spends most of her time jetting around the world posting on social media. I don't see any possible way she could be self-supporting; she's GOT to be living off of Dad, because she must be burning through $200 K/yr, and there's no way she could be earning that much.

And she's as far left as they come. Trust me on this.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 06:21 PM (YqDXo)

52 I used to live on the border of Aurora, CO, which is now 50+% immigrant, IIRC. Never saw any of those "No matter who you are, you are welcome" signs in English, Spanish and Arabic.


Only see those signs in the nice part of town, where homes go for $1 million (or much more). I guess they want the landscapers and nannies to know #TheyCare!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 19, 2018 06:21 PM (W+vEI)

53 >>>The saying "Better be hung for a sheep than a lamb" indicates that this has happened before.

1, I never heard that before.

2, what the heck does that mean??!!

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2018 06:21 PM (PA9oZ)

54 Will some Hawaiian judge force the US back into the Human Bondage Council?

Posted by: Skip at June 19, 2018 06:21 PM (pHfeF)

55 Finally! My time to shine.
Posted by: Radon at June 19, 2018 06:20 PM (QLvwG)


Too slow, and too uncertain.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 06:21 PM (YqDXo)

56

We need some way of blocking WiFi access to basements.


I always though the Radon gas would do that.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 19, 2018 06:22 PM (HaL55)

57 The brown people down here on St. Maarten are so nice when they bring me my drinks. I don't know what is wrong with you people.

Posted by: Lois Lerner at June 19, 2018 06:22 PM (r9UYA)

58 Missed the Perlman thread, but did anyone discuss the truly unbelievable offensive idiocy of Gen. Hayden and his Holocaust slanders?


And as to the Screaming Children issue, the greatest moral issue *since* the Holocaust, I believe, let me state that no, there is nothing "heart breaking" about any of this, to anyone 1) with a brain 2) with any worldly experience beyond suburban America 3) with any knowledge the actual situation.


And the only anger that makes any sense is towards the adults who are 100% responsible for this, the evil narco-state of Mexico, and the cretins in the US who make it possible thru opposition to border security and their acts that create incentives for the dangerous illegal migration.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 19, 2018 06:22 PM (QDnY+)

59 >>>The daughter of a liberal acquaintance fits this description to a T. She "works" - kinda - but spends most of her time jetting around the world posting on social media. I don't see any possible way she could be self-supporting; she's GOT to be living off of Dad, because she must be burning through $200 K/yr, and there's no way she could be earning that much.

There's a thing called "genteel poverty," where you're poor in the sense that you don't make much money but you're still genteel so you've got lots of support from your winning-at-capitalism parents coming.

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2018 06:22 PM (PA9oZ)

60 53 >>>The saying "Better be hung for a sheep than a lamb" indicates that this has happened before.

1, I never heard that before.

2, what the heck does that mean??!!

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2018 06:21 PM (PA9oZ)


Ever seen an old-fashioned butcher shop?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 06:22 PM (YqDXo)

61 1, I never heard that before.

2, what the heck does that mean??!!

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2018 06:21 PM (PA9oZ)
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Ooh, can I guess? I'll bet it means if you're going to do wrong, you might as well go big.

Posted by: bluebell at June 19, 2018 06:22 PM (rhdgT)

62 oh, I think I understand that sheep/lamb - if you are caught, make sure it is for something REALLY BIG ! (otherwise, why do it...

Posted by: runner at June 19, 2018 06:23 PM (bUjCl)

63 >>.Ever seen an old-fashioned butcher shop?


what does it mean? I don't get the metaphor or when it's used

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2018 06:23 PM (PA9oZ)

64

Hey Ace, did you get my email?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 19, 2018 06:23 PM (HaL55)

65 what bluebell said

Posted by: runner at June 19, 2018 06:23 PM (bUjCl)

66
Considering all this talk of trust fund babies-cum-Antifa terrorists...

Second look at demonizing the 1%?


/s

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 19, 2018 06:23 PM (VM6ev)

67 Just looked at Ron Perlman's twitter feed. He's insane.
Posted by: 13times at June 19, 2018 06:15 PM (K3B2k)

Insane is an understatement, he makes Mary Cloggenstein look sane.

Posted by: Surfperch at June 19, 2018 06:23 PM (Lr3FA)

68 21 The chattering elites think there is no cost to them to do this. But once the imports become the majority they will elect people like them and not like these insufferable gringos.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 19, 2018 06:16 PM (nF4Bw)

Their daughters are hidden away in girl schools protected by ex cops and military. Your daughters get to sick MS13 dicks.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 19, 2018 06:23 PM (JFO2v)

69 There's a thing called "genteel poverty," where you're poor in the sense that you don't make much money but you're still genteel so you've got lots of support from your winning-at-capitalism parents coming.

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2018 06:22 PM (PA9oZ)


Yep, but I dunno about "poverty." Brand new car, apartment at the beach (in SoCal!), jetting back and forth to Europe half a dozen times a year.

Hit me up with some poverty. Please!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 06:23 PM (YqDXo)

70 it means if you're going to be hanged for thieving might as well make it for a whole sheep than a little lamb?

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2018 06:23 PM (PA9oZ)

71 what runner said


Posted by: bluebell at June 19, 2018 06:23 PM (rhdgT)

72 >>>Hey Ace, did you get my email?


no i haven't checked my email today.

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2018 06:24 PM (PA9oZ)

73 it means if you're going to be hanged for thieving might as well make it for a whole sheep than a little lamb?


=

exactly !

Posted by: runner at June 19, 2018 06:24 PM (bUjCl)

74 Nice lefty wet dream in that OWS tweet. I guess they skip part seven where you and your sweet child are riddled with bullets and die an agonizing death.

Posted by: tu3031 at June 19, 2018 06:24 PM (O5Q3r)

75 Drudge says there is a huddle on the hill...I take it to mean feckless GOPe types are sitting around, chewing their finger nails and hand wringing about amnesty..

Posted by: IC at June 19, 2018 06:24 PM (a0IVu)

76 42 A mob of anarchist/antifa stormed a gentrified neighborhood in Philadelphia, vandalizing homes and causing mayhem. The neighbors came out in force and corralled them, then called the po-po.

Posted by: kallisto at June 19, 2018 06:19 PM (kD8Fh)


Too bad they didn't roll in canisters of CN-20 and nerve gas the whole nest.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at June 19, 2018 06:24 PM (NL6wI)

77
I thought the Sheep Lamb thing was another Hollywood anti-war flop.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 19, 2018 06:25 PM (VM6ev)

78
The saying "Better be hung for a sheep than a lamb" indicates that this has happened before.


Isn't lamb tastier than mutton?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 19, 2018 06:25 PM (10vO4)

79

I sent it Sunday.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 19, 2018 06:25 PM (HaL55)

80 Occupoopers.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2018 06:25 PM (ptqGC)

81 Isn't lamb tastier than mutton?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 19, 2018 06:25 PM (10vO4)
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I did think of that too - that was the only flaw in my, um, logic.

Posted by: bluebell at June 19, 2018 06:26 PM (rhdgT)

82 a sheep is bigger than a lamb?

Posted by: concrete girl at June 19, 2018 06:26 PM (yzU5t)

83 It will be interesting to watch the public reaction to the Left's opposition to GOP legislation to keep families together in camps at the border until asylum hearings can be held. The media will distort as much as possible and then black it out. Only Trump will keep the issue at the forefront, and that may be enough. Most Republicans are both too corrupt and too stupid to do the same, but POTUS will win this bigly the longer it goes on.

Let me add something here, a kind of non-sequitur but important. This episode has illustrated why I fucking love Jeff Sessions. Yes, he has disappointed me as well with his response to the coup but he's one of a handful of Republicans who either know or care what is happening here. TuCa is dead on.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 19, 2018 06:26 PM (u6lQq)

84 Andrew Breitbart would be having the time of his life right now.

*sigh*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2018 06:26 PM (ptqGC)

85
I think it's "Better be hung like a sheep than a lamb."


I'm pretty sure that's right....


Posted by: naturalfake at June 19, 2018 06:27 PM (ZSkht)

86 I thought the Sheep Lamb thing was another Hollywood anti-war flop.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 19, 2018 06:25 PM (VM6ev)

Do you hear the screaming of the lambs, JJ Sefton ..?

Posted by: H. Lecter at June 19, 2018 06:27 PM (bUjCl)

87 75 Drudge says there is a huddle on the hill...I take it to mean feckless GOPe types are sitting around, chewing their finger nails and hand wringing about amnesty..
Posted by: IC at June 19, 2018 06:24 PM (a0IVu)


Considering Trump's language about all this was exactly as we describe it, I cannot see him caving on this at all.

Rush played it. He was brutally honest about scum coming here en masse for the purpose of voting Democrat.

Wow.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 19, 2018 06:27 PM (VM6ev)

88 2, what the heck does that mean??!!



Posted by: ace at June 19, 2018 06:21 PM (PA9oZ)

--------------

I do not know but I want to find out.

Wait...

*reads it again*

...crap...

Posted by: Shep! at June 19, 2018 06:28 PM (CGjum)

89 "Well, self-appointed spokesmen for the Capital Class such as Jen Rubin and Bill Kristol have enthused over the prospect of replacing broke-down grungy Americans with sexy Latin imports."

-----------

This was also noted in Scandinavia and Germany where men have been almost emasculated where women were cool with importing millions of rough looking men from Middle East.

It seems they weren't quite what they were expecting and their kind of sex tends to the rape-and-kill kind.

Posted by: Decaf at June 19, 2018 06:28 PM (/3+Sg)

90 82 a sheep is bigger than a lamb?
Posted by: concrete girl at June 19, 2018 06:26 PM (yzU5t)

"I know, right?!"

- - Sheeperd Smith

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 19, 2018 06:28 PM (VM6ev)

91 I dunno about black bloc being basement kiddies and trustafarians. I'd say they're psychopaths who've found a calling.



Posted by: 13times at June 19, 2018 06:28 PM (K3B2k)

92 She must be a got dam shape shifter.
Posted by: kallisto at June 19, 2018 06:14 PM


From my reading of this blog, this infers certain religious preferences, correct?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 19, 2018 06:28 PM (ctuyM)

93 @75
The GOP will do what it normally does cobble together a worst of all worlds compromise that pisses off it's base, generally pleases no one and kicks the can down the road.


The GOP is a useless pile of dog shit.

Paul Ryan is a useless pile of whale shit.

The HFC are the fleas that feast on the shit.

Posted by: Kreplach at June 19, 2018 06:28 PM (UfMVm)

94

The Left has been telling EXACTLY what they WANT and what they'll DO to Us for years.

But we were too busy calling them "liberals" and not taking them at their word.

Posted by: Republican Cucks at June 19, 2018 06:28 PM (h/tJC)

95 82 a sheep is bigger than a lamb?
Posted by: concrete girl at June 19, 2018 06:26 PM (yzU5t)


Shari Lewis Hardest Hit.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 19, 2018 06:28 PM (VM6ev)

96 you can't deride a conspiracy just because it's a conspiracy. The left is pretty fucking open about this stuff.

It's like I always say, america's immigration laws have to have been written by saboteurs because they're fucking stupid and only meant to harm us.

Unless you believe, as the liberals pretend to do, that the only defining characteristic about america to like is it's inherent non-character, it's malleable nature, it's just a bunch of immigrants...just chillaxing.

No, this is bullshit. The only people who celebrate this stuff are people who have James mcavoys Newsroom speech memorized.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 19, 2018 06:29 PM (FOPyv)

97 63 >>.Ever seen an old-fashioned butcher shop?


what does it mean? I don't get the metaphor or when it's used
Posted by: ace at June 19, 2018 06:23 PM (PA9oZ)


Old-fashioned butcher shops (still to be found in Europe) feature carcasses hung on hooks for the perusal of the customers, like this:

https://tinyurl.com/y9mrzm6b

Hence the Brit jocular expression for the male genitalia, "like the last turkey hanging in the shop."

We don't see that here anymore presumably because PETA would throw a shitfit.

The expression (I'm surprised you haven't heard it before) means if you're going to have carcass hung up like that, it's better to have lived a while first.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 06:29 PM (YqDXo)

98
Hit me up with some poverty. Please!


That's like somebody complaining that football players are "slaves" when they make more in one game than I've made in my entire life.


Ooh, can I be a slave for a few million a year? Where do I sign up?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 19, 2018 06:29 PM (HaL55)

99 Funny how the Left shrieks that we Americans want to
keep America white by halting immigration and yet they not so secretly
admit that the aim of mass migration legal and otherwise is to
consciously and forcefully turn America brown.





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 19, 2018 06:13 PM (VM6ev)

I would bet the Demonrat leadership would take a homogenous society if they could. Look at the neighborhoods they live in? Look at the plaqces they frequent? They are the ones that judge everyone and everything by superficial criteria. The only reason they want open borders is the votes. They have to import votes because their ideas suck.

Posted by: Quint at June 19, 2018 06:29 PM (n13/j)

100 Gen Hayden goes to show even 4 star general can be Leftist a-holes

Posted by: Skip at June 19, 2018 06:30 PM (pHfeF)

101 >>>The expression (I'm surprised you haven't heard it before) means if you're going to have carcass hung up like that, it's better to have lived a while first.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara,

oh thanks. I still don't really understand when i would use it.

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2018 06:30 PM (PA9oZ)

102


Where Are All The Republicans To Defend ICE Agents?

You know, the same Republican Shits who lept to their feet [off their knees] and rushed to the defense of the fbi shits.

Posted by: Republican Cucks at June 19, 2018 06:30 PM (h/tJC)

103 It seems they weren't quite what they were expecting "

You mean mo and his brothers won't play by the same rules as Hans?

Do tell...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2018 06:30 PM (7LY+6)

104 67 Just looked at Ron Perlman's twitter feed. He's insane.
Posted by: 13times at June 19, 2018 06:15 PM (K3B2k)

Insane is an understatement, he makes Mary Cloggenstein look sane.
Posted by: Surfperch at June 19, 2018 06:23 PM (Lr3FA)

Trump has made a lot of people go insane, it's like he forced their masks to come off.

I was against Trump at first but my God the man at least is standing up for Americans and it's so refreshing.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at June 19, 2018 06:31 PM (dKiJG)

105 @75
The GOP will do what it normally does cobble together a worst of
all worlds compromise that pisses off it's base, generally pleases no
one and kicks the can down the road.


The GOP is a useless pile of dog shit.

Paul Ryan is a useless pile of whale shit.


We're working on removing him. #twoweeks

Posted by: Freedom Crocus at June 19, 2018 06:31 PM (r9UYA)

106 I think it's "Better be hung like a sheep than a lamb."

I'm pretty sure that's right....

Posted by: naturalfake at June 19, 2018 06:27 PM (ZSkht)


Nope. It's hung AS a sheep than a lamb.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 06:31 PM (YqDXo)

107 removing people from their own lands is what happens after nations are conquered ... or it used to be that way. It was a method for really taking the land ... the people who might feel it was still theirs had to be moved, or maybe all the men killed off and the women and children made slaves. Pretty much a standard practice.

The 1965 immigration act, of course they had a plan. Michelle Malkin and many others talked/wrote about back around 1990, and it only got worse as the obvious problems got noticed, but the push for open borders continued. Now it is just in our face "You Little People Can't Stop US".

Our veterans are scourged, as illegals are invited in any given safe haven with benefits. They rig an election for a Mafia Queen, and on losing attack the duly elected using our own FBI, and nothing stops them ... yeah, "conspiracy" is too subtle ... it is a coup.

Posted by: illiniwek at June 19, 2018 06:31 PM (bT8Z4)

108 Trump poisoned my cat, I think it's actually the illegal border crossers - not the asylum applicants - whose families are separated.


The only troubling part of this entire thing is that asylum applicants are admitted to the country to adjudicate their cases. This is idiotic. And even more so because they have to trek far far beyond the closest US missions in Mexico, where their applications should be taken.


Only "fix" I want to see is equal treatment of all asylum-seekers, world-wide - they must apply at a US mission. Nothing done at our ports of entry.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 19, 2018 06:31 PM (QDnY+)

109 I have a sore nose from all the diversity.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2018 06:31 PM (IqV8l)

110 And she's as far left as they come. Trust me on this.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 06:21 PM (YqDXo)

I bet Kathryn Steinle was a Prog. Right up until she met G-D.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 19, 2018 06:31 PM (JFO2v)

111 100 Gen Hayden goes to show even 4 star general can be Leftist a-holes
Posted by: Skip at June 19, 2018 06:30 PM (pHfeF)

Considering the fact of where some of my relatives spent part of World War II, I would enjoy encountering the good general. That is, my fist encountering his mouth.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 19, 2018 06:31 PM (VM6ev)

112
No, it's "Better stick your fist up the backside of a lamb than a sheep."


Everybody Sing!!!

This is the song that never ends

It just goes on and on, my friends....

Posted by: Shari Lewis at June 19, 2018 06:31 PM (ZSkht)

113 From my reading of this blog, this infers certain religious preferences, correct?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 19, 2018 06:28 PM (ctuyM)


I'm not sure I get the question...she was quoting and interpreting scripture to make her point and respond to people quoting the "render unto Caesar that which is Caesar's" that is being used to justify the enforcement of the border asylum law.

She trotted out the suffer the little children line.,

So yes she was exploiting the world of White Christian Privilege.

Every time any of these lefties invoke Christianity to religion-shame a non leftard, I'm waiting for the respondent to say:

"How is that a relevant question? We do not live in a theocracy."

Posted by: kallisto at June 19, 2018 06:32 PM (kD8Fh)

114 [ioh thanks. I still don't really understand when i would use it.

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2018 06:30 PM (PA9oZ)

It means if I'm for the chop, I'd rather go down fighting rather than meekly.

I expect you'll a use for it in that context!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 06:32 PM (YqDXo)

115 runner, does that mean we are kind of right? I'm not really sure how the whole carcass thing figures into it.

Posted by: bluebell at June 19, 2018 06:32 PM (rhdgT)

116 The saying "Better be hung for a sheep than a lamb" indicates that this has happened before.

1, I never heard that before.

2, what the heck does that mean??!!

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2018 06:21 PM (PA9oZ)


I've heard the expression as "Better to be hung for a goat than a sheep."

Means, since you're going to kill me anyway, I might as well take a few of you bastards with me.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at June 19, 2018 06:32 PM (5Yee7)

117 i remember lambchop

Posted by: concrete girl at June 19, 2018 06:32 PM (yzU5t)

118 I reported that 'kill an ICE agent' twitter post to Twitter support.

They responded that it did not violate their terms of service.

Because, satire. I think. I don't know for sure, they didn't say.

But if some conservative group put up something like that about, say, feminists or college professors, I'd bet that account would be suspended, if not permanently banned.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at June 19, 2018 06:33 PM (B2wNQ)

119 Gen Hayden goes to show even 4 star general can be Leftist a-holes

Posted by: Skip at June 19, 2018 06:30 PM (pHfeF)

When you get to the General level, politics plays a big role. If a Democrat is in the white house, I promise you politics is considered for promotions and leadership positions at the level of General. Maybe not in the field assignments, at least I hope not. But staff jobs, Washington jobs, oh yeah, better be a Dem in most cases to prosper.

Posted by: Quint at June 19, 2018 06:33 PM (n13/j)

120 Thank God they're finally off me.

Posted by: The Chicken at June 19, 2018 06:33 PM (PA9oZ)

121 The cynic in me says that it's probably too late.

And we really can't blame this on just Democrats, Reagan's Amnesty bill was a huge part of it. Republicans completely ignored this issue up until Trump. Most every Republican BRAGGED about how they wanted to expand immigration, green cards, guest workers, etc

To me this is one of those problems anyone could have seen coming a mile away but the right people benefited from it and anyone that said anything was instantly dismissed as a bigot.

Posted by: Maritime at June 19, 2018 06:33 PM (lKmt3)

122 I bet Kathryn Steinle was a Prog. Right up until she met G-D.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 19, 2018 06:31 PM (JFO2v)


Her parents certainly are. They refused to condemn her murderer, or the policies that allowed him to come here and murder their daughter. That's pretty far left, I'd say.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 06:33 PM (YqDXo)

123 The sidebar: if a state NJ banged a city Detroit they'd give birth to something like Durham NC. Not really the south. Just inner city, transplants and college.

Posted by: NCKate at June 19, 2018 06:33 PM (nU09Z)

124 The thought of a little woman taking out the ICE agent and pulling out his still-beating heart---

Yeah, right. Mr. Knife, meet Mr. Gun.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2018 06:33 PM (ptqGC)

125 It means if I'm for the chop, I'd rather go down fighting rather than meekly.

I expect you'll a use for it in that context!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 06:32 PM (YqDXo
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So is it kind of like in for a penny, in for a pound?

Where's our boulder t'hobo when we need some Britsplainin'?

Posted by: bluebell at June 19, 2018 06:33 PM (rhdgT)

126 The only reason they want open borders is the votes. "

It worked for Tammany Hall...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2018 06:34 PM (7LY+6)

127 >>>119 Gen Hayden goes to show even 4 star general can be Leftist a-holes


even? As you rise through the ranks of the military or the FBI or whatever, your skills as the actual thing you're supposed to be matter less than your skills as a politician and climber.

Posted by: The Chicken at June 19, 2018 06:34 PM (PA9oZ)

128 It's not like we were ever going to vote our way out of this anyway, unless you count voting from the rooftops (which could lead to something worse).

Posted by: Zapp Branigan at June 19, 2018 06:34 PM (UTKsr)

129
I wish Carlson, Levin, Hannity, Limbaugh, somebody, ANYBODY with a microphone would start driving home the following fact.

Enforcing laws passed by Congress is not the President's OPTIONAL policy.

Rather, enforcing laws is a Constitutional REQUIREMENT for every president.

In the last clause of Article II Secton III, the Constitution plainly states one of the President's primary obligations:
"He shall take care that the laws be faithfully executed."

The fact that AFTER he won reelection, Obama began flagrantly violating his Constitutional oath of office does not mean that subsequent Presidents are now free to do the same.
Obama did not magically repeal the Constitutional requirement that the President faithfully uphold and execute our laws.
He just managed to get away with utterly violating it.

The arrests and detentions happening at our southern border is NOT the arbitrary policy of the Trump administration.
It. Is. The. Law.

And if President Trump were to fail to enforce that law, then he would be no different than Obama in violating his Constitutional oath of office.

The press is having some success in painting this as a matter of arbitrary policy on the part of President Trump.

Someone needs to push back. This is NOT policy. This the law.


Posted by: Cold Civil War at June 19, 2018 06:35 PM (Z2PYk)

130 >>The GOP will do what it normally does cobble together a worst of
all worlds compromise that pisses off it's base, generally pleases no
one and kicks the can down the road.



First, I don't think the Democrats want a solution. They have to be thrilled with the current hysteria.

Second, Trump has laid out what immigration bil must include, and he recently offered a plan that linked DACA green cards to wall funding; if the funding is delayed, so are the green cards. The chances he signs something that kicks the can down the road - and once again screws him over - doesn't look good. The time when he was open to compromise seems to have passed.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 19, 2018 06:35 PM (W+vEI)

131 >>>114 [ioh thanks. I still don't really understand when i would use it.

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2018 06:30 PM (PA9oZ)

It means if I'm for the chop, I'd rather go down fighting rather than meekly.

I expect you'll a use for it in that context!

...

thanks. Okay, I think I get it now.

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2018 06:35 PM (PA9oZ)

132 Who's a girl got to blow to get some airtime around here..?

Posted by: Stormy Daniels at June 19, 2018 06:35 PM (oVJmc)

133 runner, does that mean we are kind of right? I'm not really sure how the whole carcass thing figures into it.

Posted by: bluebell at June 19, 2018 06:32 PM (rhdgT)

yes! swing for the fences, that sort of thing. the carcass....is unimportant !

Posted by: H. Lecter at June 19, 2018 06:35 PM (bUjCl)

134 and to be honest the left fucking hates this country.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 19, 2018 06:35 PM (FOPyv)

135 I reported that 'kill an ICE agent' twitter post to Twitter support.
They responded that it did not violate their terms of service.
Because, satire. I think. I don't know for sure, they didn't say.
But
if some conservative group put up something like that about, say,
feminists or college professors, I'd bet that account would be
suspended, if not permanently banned.


Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at June 19, 2018 06:33 PM (B2wNQ)


I'm sure ICE agents' families think it's cute satire, too. Twitter can DIAF.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2018 06:35 PM (ptqGC)

136 Cannot get to twitter but where is ICE Union? On Law Order etc a cop shoot a white guy a star bux for not using ZIR pronoun and Union rep shows up. Where is ICE Union saying our officers shoot back!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 19, 2018 06:35 PM (JFO2v)

137 Some sheep shoot back.

Ba-a-a-a-a-NG!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 19, 2018 06:35 PM (p7zrD)

138 Oh swell. Now we have to fit the goats in somewhere.

Posted by: bluebell at June 19, 2018 06:35 PM (rhdgT)

139 129 Posted by: Cold Civil War at June 19, 2018 06:35 PM (Z2PYk)

Rush has been at Levin-level volume for the past two days hammering this point home for almost his entire 3-hour show.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 19, 2018 06:35 PM (VM6ev)

140 oops s/o (what are the chances that Lecter is interested in a carcass ?)

Posted by: runner at June 19, 2018 06:36 PM (bUjCl)

141 "Meanwhile, the Democrat-Media Complex is cool with some agitation towards political violence against ICE agents:

Aztec style!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 06:15 PM (YqDXo)"

----------

Do the ignorant pigs even know that Cortez was able to defeat the Aztec empire with a boat load of men because all the subject peoples to that savage culture helped him?

In the same vein, our media and political elites could be compared to savage Aztecs while the rest of us are the tribes on whom they preyed.

Posted by: Decaf at June 19, 2018 06:36 PM (/3+Sg)

142 I thought you ate lamb but sheared and milked sheep. But who knows.

Posted by: Quint at June 19, 2018 06:36 PM (n13/j)

143 121 Those Latin American immigrants ate naturally conservative!
The Chamber of Commerce GOP

Posted by: steevy at June 19, 2018 06:36 PM (LiyEm)

144 >>>yes! swing for the fences, that sort of thing. the carcass....is unimportant !


it's all swings and roundabouts, mate

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2018 06:36 PM (PA9oZ)

145 138 Oh swell. Now we have to fit the goats in somewhere.

Posted by: bluebell at June 19, 2018 06:35 PM (rhdgT)


That's what Mohammed said...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 19, 2018 06:36 PM (VM6ev)

146 This was also noted in Scandinavia and Germany where men have been almost emasculated where women were cool with importing millions of rough looking men from Middle East.
Posted by: Decaf at June 19, 2018 06:28 PM (/3+Sg)


Zombie pointed out a few months ago that in Germany, "cuck pr0n" is a thing. That is, videos of busty young wives being savagely raped in front of their husbands by swarthy foreigners of Mideast extraction.

Which is actually a pretty good metaphor of modern Germany.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at June 19, 2018 06:36 PM (B2wNQ)

147 So is it kind of like in for a penny, in for a pound?

Where's our boulder t'hobo when we need some Britsplainin'?

Posted by: bluebell at June 19, 2018 06:33 PM (rhdgT)


Related, but different. The latter expression means to go all-in on something, i.e., not do it by halves.

The former means that if you're going down, you're going to go down fighting.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 06:37 PM (YqDXo)

148 I thought you ate lamb but sheared and milked sheep. But who knows.
Posted by: Quint at June 19, 2018 06:36 PM (n13/j)
------

BUT THE GOATS

Posted by: bluebell at June 19, 2018 06:37 PM (rhdgT)

149 143 121 Those Latin American immigrants ate naturally conservative!
The Chamber of Commerce GOP
Posted by: steevy at June 19, 2018 06:36 PM (LiyEm)


I'll take the ones that voted in the Colombian election. They may be dirt poor but the can see and smell Venezuela from their back porches.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 19, 2018 06:37 PM (VM6ev)

150 137 Some sheep shoot back.

Ba-a-a-a-a-NG!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 19, 2018 06:35 PM (p7zrD)

Skippys got a gun

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 19, 2018 06:37 PM (JFO2v)

151 even? As you rise through the ranks of the military or the FBI or whatever, your skills as the actual thing you're supposed to be matter less than your skills as a politician and climber.
Posted by: The Chicken at June 19, 2018 06:34 PM (PA9oZ)

^^^THIS

Posted by: Geo S Patton at June 19, 2018 06:37 PM (zAmE9)

152 Which is actually a pretty good metaphor of modern Germany.


Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at June 19, 2018 06:36 PM (B2wNQ)
I wonder if Germany can be saved if/when Merket gets booted out, or is it too late.

Posted by: IC at June 19, 2018 06:38 PM (a0IVu)

153 Ever notice how many lefty organizations have the name "America", "American", and "Family" in the name when they actively despise every inch of those things? It's a lot.

Posted by: Mega at June 19, 2018 06:38 PM (rv0Fo)

154 BUT THE GOATS





Posted by: bluebell at June 19, 2018 06:37 PM (rhdgT)

poor Goats get it from both directions!

Posted by: Quint at June 19, 2018 06:38 PM (n13/j)

155
I thought you ate lamb but sheared and milked sheep.

Sure, after.

Posted by: A Horny Scotsman at June 19, 2018 06:38 PM (oVJmc)

156
I thought you ate lamb but sheared and milked sheep. But who knows.


Posted by: Quint at June 19, 2018 06:36 PM (n13/j)


In some parts of the U. S. (I'm thinking of Owensboro, KY in particular), mutton is a thing.

I prefer tasty, tasty lamb.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2018 06:38 PM (ptqGC)

157 >>Where is ICE Union saying our officers shoot back!

Sucking Donor cock?

Posted by: Under Fire at June 19, 2018 06:38 PM (r9UYA)

158 From my reading of this blog, this infers certain religious preferences, correct?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 19, 2018 06:28 PM (ctuyM)

-----

I'm not sure I get the question...
Posted by: kallisto at June 19, 2018 06:32 PM


Sorry, kallisto, that was an attempt at humor, riffing off of "shape shifter".

From my reading here, it appears MsOT have shape-shifting abilities, one of a number of things I likely would never have known otherwise. Of course, the acronym MOT itself falls into that category.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 19, 2018 06:38 PM (ctuyM)

159 Posted by: Cold Civil War at June 19, 2018 06:35 PM (Z2PYk)
======

You would be surprised at how many people do not know what the president can, cannot and must do in discharging the duties of that office.

It's not a new thing - I've encountered it all my life.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 19, 2018 06:39 PM (nILVB)

160
The former means that if you're going down, you're going to go down fighting.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 06:37 PM (YqDXo)

I've never seen a fighting sheep image on anything

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 19, 2018 06:39 PM (10vO4)

161 I think it means more like better to be hung for actually committing some crime than be hung for just existing or swept up in some fake police state move.

Many ppl were hung for just being on the street back in jolly old England when they were rounding up the real traitors.

England's never been really big on rights for the peasants.

All the freedom stuff they tout as being the derivation for our Constitution are mostly about the elites rights over the sovereign's rights or Parliament over the sovereigns rights later on.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 19, 2018 06:39 PM (bkV+o)

162 Someone needs to push back. This is NOT policy. This the law.


Posted by: Cold Civil War at June 19, 2018 06:35 PM (Z2PYk)

I think Nielsen did a good job of re-inforcing that point yesterday.

Posted by: golfman at June 19, 2018 06:39 PM (zAmE9)

163 Hey, here's a fake bit of folkish wisdom, which I like from FLCL-

"Nothing can happen until you swing the bat."




Words to live by.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 19, 2018 06:40 PM (ZSkht)

164 Do the ignorant pigs even know that Cortez was able to defeat the Aztec empire with a boat load of men because all the subject peoples to that savage culture helped him?
Posted by: Decaf at June 19, 2018 06:36 PM (/3+Sg)


Yes. I read that in the final siege/battle where the Aztecs got pounded once and for all, 95% of the army that Cortez had assembled were warriors from other native tribes who were sick of the Aztecs and wanted them gone.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at June 19, 2018 06:40 PM (B2wNQ)

165 Do the ignorant pigs even know that Cortez was able to defeat the Aztec empire with a boat load of men because all the subject peoples to that savage culture helped him?

Frankly, I think that they're too stupid to figure that out.

Lessee, 300 men conquered an empire of a million people armed with just swords and blunderbusses.

Now anybody with the IQ of a potted plant would realize that the first full-scale Aztec charge would result in 300 dead Spaniards, followed by wild partying by the remaining 999,700 Aztecs.

So obviously the Spaniards had a LOT of help.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 06:40 PM (YqDXo)

166 I'm sure ICE agents' families think it's cute satire, too. Twitter can DIAF.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2018 06:35 PM (ptqGC)

-------------

Don't care about Twitter but this is open agitation for the killing of ICE agents. Therefore, I will treat anyone associated with the occupy crowd accordingly. Occupy can claim it's just a silly cartoon all they want, but, considering how violent the drug cartels are, umm, no, it's far from harmless.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at June 19, 2018 06:40 PM (qC1Sy)

167 Come on man that last one has got to be a joke.

Still if it isn't what a hoot that you've got white people telling brown people to kill a law enforcement officer.

Hey Pedro! Go kill that cop, man! It's cool!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 19, 2018 06:40 PM (4ErVI)

168 Oh swell. Now we have to fit the goats in somewhere.
Posted by: bluebell at June 19, 2018 06:35 PM


What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: The Moroccan Donkey at June 19, 2018 06:40 PM (ctuyM)

169 oh thanks. I still don't really understand when i would use it.

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2018 06:30 PM (PA9oZ)

I think it's akin to 'go big or go home'...kinda.

Posted by: Tami at June 19, 2018 06:40 PM (Enq6K)

170 160<< Hilarious because it's true!

Posted by: 13times at June 19, 2018 06:41 PM (K3B2k)

171 Ever notice how many lefty organizations have the name "America", "American", and "Family" in the name when they actively despise every inch of those things? It's a lot.
Posted by: Mega at June 19, 2018 06:38 PM (rv0Fo)

You forgot "Parenthood".

Posted by: golfman at June 19, 2018 06:41 PM (zAmE9)

172 That Occupy Wall Street graphic originally said "What to do if you encounter a Republican.". Soon ...

Posted by: ShainS at June 19, 2018 06:41 PM (sPimO)

173 In some parts of the U. S. (I'm thinking of Owensboro, KY in particular), mutton is a thing.


Lamb BBQ with black BBQ sauce.

It's traditional and it's spectacular.


Posted by: naturalfake at June 19, 2018 06:41 PM (ZSkht)

174
Someone needs to push back. This is NOT policy. This the law.



Posted by: Cold Civil War at June 19, 2018 06:35 PM (Z2PYk)

I think Nielsen did a good job of re-inforcing that point yesterday.

Posted by: golfman at June 19, 2018 06:39 PM (zAmE9)


Kirstjen Nielsen spelled it out so clearly yesterday, even a marmoset could understand. But the braying donkeys (April Ryan, et al) were so busy screeching and looking for camera time they didn't pay attention.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2018 06:41 PM (ptqGC)

175
Kirstjen Nielsen is actually a very big, pleasant surprise. She held her ground and did not accept the MFM premises at all.

Good for her. Stay strong.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 19, 2018 06:41 PM (VM6ev)

176

I disagree, I think it is really sad that Obama put those kids in dog kennels.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 19, 2018 06:42 PM (r+sAi)

177 Evidently Mitch McCuckell has drawn his head into his shell again.

What a weak lazy asshole.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 19, 2018 06:42 PM (r9UYA)

178 strawberry shortcake mayhem version

Twinkie, strawberries, whipped cream.
Yummy.

And that perlman thing... go suck a porcupine ass, you dolt.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 19, 2018 06:42 PM (myjNJ)

179 Now anybody with the IQ of a potted plant.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 06:40 PM


This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: The Ficus at June 19, 2018 06:42 PM (ctuyM)

180 What am I, chopped liver?
Posted by: The Moroccan Donkey"

Que?

Posted by: Tijuana donkey show at June 19, 2018 06:42 PM (7LY+6)

181
"Nothing can happen until you swing the bat."


Well you can strike out without swinging the bat. You can also make it to first without swinging the bat,

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 19, 2018 06:42 PM (10vO4)

182 Hung for a sheep as a lamb means essentially they're gonna call me (racist, sexist, nazi, etc) anyway, might as well start being one.

Posted by: Mega at June 19, 2018 06:42 PM (rv0Fo)

183 Do the ignorant pigs even know that Cortez was able to defeat the Aztec empire with a boat load of men because all the subject peoples to that savage culture helped him?

Posted by: Decaf at June 19, 2018 06:36 PM (/3+Sg)
---
Well, that and what can be called ossification. The Mezo-Americans became nuts to see how many human sacrifices they could get from a battle. If you kill on the battlefield, you can't take them back to the temple and sacrifice them. So, all these tribes fought to capture. The Spaniards didn't care about killing people who were wielding weapons against them.

Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2018 06:43 PM (vDqXW)

184
BUT THE GOATS

Posted by: bluebell


BEFORE THE GOATS BUTT YOU

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2018 06:43 PM (IqV8l)

185 180 What am I, chopped liver?
Posted by: The Moroccan Donkey"

Que?
Posted by: Tijuana donkey show at June 19, 2018 06:42 PM (7LY+6)


"Vamanos a Cuba libre!"

- - Senator Pat Geary, Johnny Ola

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 19, 2018 06:43 PM (VM6ev)

186 I've never seen a fighting sheep image on anything
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 19, 2018 06:39 PM



Bill Kristol has one tattooed as his tramp stamp

Posted by: Hands at June 19, 2018 06:43 PM (EzdLW)

187 153 Ever notice how many lefty organizations have the name "America", "American", and "Family" in the name when they actively despise every inch of those things? It's a lot.
Posted by: Mega at June 19, 2018 06:38 PM (rv0Fo)


It's a dead giveaway, just like e.g., "Democracy" in the title (e.g., "Democracy Now!), "Working" ("Working Families for Democracy"), "Peace," "Justice," or "Mothers" ("Working Mothers for Peace, Justice, and Democracy" is absolutely guaranteed to be a Commie front).

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 06:43 PM (YqDXo)

188 Presumably, everyone has seen this?

Starbucks to close 150 locations in 2019

Posted by: Mike Hammer, deplorable cultist at June 19, 2018 06:43 PM (yScch)

189 i think we ought to set a date and have a free for all.

Bring whatever you think you need.

we know we're all just waiting for it to happen.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 19, 2018 06:43 PM (bkV+o)

190 You forgot "Parenthood".
Posted by: golfman at June 19, 2018 06:41 PM (zAmE9)

Nazi Eugenics was taken...damn!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 19, 2018 06:43 PM (JFO2v)

191 Posted by: golfman at June 19, 2018 06:41 PM (zAmE9)

Oof

Posted by: Mega at June 19, 2018 06:43 PM (rv0Fo)

192 "This is one of those moments that tells you everything about our ruling
class. They care far more about foreigners than their own people,"

That's because the 'ruling class' by and large are foreigners in America, seeing themselves as 'citizens of the world' and similar bullshit.

I think once the illegals are dealt with, we should take steps to deport them as well. Someplace where thy can live among their own. Like Brussels.

Posted by: Methos at June 19, 2018 06:44 PM (XQvuQ)

193 182 Hung for a sheep as a lamb means essentially they're gonna call me (racist, sexist, nazi, etc) anyway, might as well start being one.
Posted by: Mega at June 19, 2018 06:42 PM (rv0Fo)


Yes, exactly.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 06:44 PM (YqDXo)

194 Kirstjen Nielsen is actually a very big, pleasant surprise. She held her ground and did not accept the MFM premises at all.

Good for her. Stay strong.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 19, 2018 06:41 PM (VM6ev)


And now there are Dems demanding she be fired.

Speaking of braying donkeys, A. B. Stoddard is on Bret Baier's show. Ugh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2018 06:44 PM (ptqGC)

195 I've never seen a fighting sheep image on anything
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 19, 2018 06:39 PM (10vO4)
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Now that might make a good mascot for a lefty school like Oberlin or something.

Maaaaaaah

Posted by: bluebell at June 19, 2018 06:44 PM (rhdgT)

196 Ever notice how many lefty organizations have the name "America", "American", and "Family" in the name when they actively despise every inch of those things? It's a lot.
Posted by: Mega at June 19, 2018 06:38 PM (rv0Fo)



These days I pretty much assume any org. which uses those words is a leftard slime pit.

ala "People for the American Way"

Posted by: naturalfake at June 19, 2018 06:44 PM (ZSkht)

197 188 Presumably, everyone has seen this?

Starbucks to close 150 locations in 2019
Posted by: Mike Hammer, deplorable cultist at June 19, 2018 06:43 PM (yScch)


Gee? Who'd've thunk turning your stores into drug dens and open sewers might negatively impact your business model?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 19, 2018 06:44 PM (VM6ev)

198 @rhomboid:

The legislation Cruz proposed is specifically for asylum applicants and their families. It would end catch and release, and shows the Democrats are utter hypocrites.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 19, 2018 06:44 PM (u6lQq)

199 I've never seen a fighting sheep image on anything

We generally lose.

Posted by: LA Rams at June 19, 2018 06:44 PM (r+sAi)

200 "Nothing can happen until you swing the bat."

-----

Well you can strike out without swinging the bat. You can also make it to first without swinging the bat,
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 19, 2018 06:42 PM


I rate both statements as True.

Posted by: Shep! at June 19, 2018 06:45 PM (ctuyM)

201 194
Speaking of braying donkeys, A. B. Stoddard is on Bret Baier's show. Ugh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2018 06:44 PM (ptqGC)


6 years cable free.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 19, 2018 06:45 PM (VM6ev)

202 >>188
Presumably, everyone has seen this?



Starbucks to close 150 locations in 2019

There will be inner-city espresso deserts.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 19, 2018 06:45 PM (r9UYA)

203
Ahoy J.J. @ comment 139,

I agree that Limbaugh has been pointing out that this is the law.
But I'm not sure that he (or anyone) has been making the point that this is not policy.

I think that's a critical distinction in the public debate.
It allows the press to get away with making it sound like this some kind of grey area where the President has discretion. - Rather than a Constitutional obligation.

If Levin has made this point, I could have easily missed it. (I only get to hear his radio show on YouTube, and I haven't listened to yesterday's show yet.)

When Jim the Joke Acosta challenges Sarah Sanders on this being the President's policy. I wish she knew to instantly correct him and say something like: "Enforcing the law is optional policy. President Trump swore he would uphold our laws when he took the Constitutional oath of office."

- I think sticking hard and fast to that logical and irrefutable position would change the complexion the debate. (Which I don't think we're losing, by the way. I just think that over time we could close them out insistently reiterating that hard and fast position.)




Posted by: Cold Civil War at June 19, 2018 06:46 PM (Z2PYk)

204 Goats are useful. My town is renting goats (along with goat-herding dogs) to clear brush. A company out of Atlanta called Get Your Goat rents them.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2018 06:46 PM (ptqGC)

205 Ever notice how many lefty organizations have the name "America", "American", and "Family" in the name when they actively despise every inch of those things? It's a lot.
Posted by: Mega
------------

My favorite is, 'People For The American Way'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, deplorable cultist at June 19, 2018 06:46 PM (wA0yZ)

206 Bret Baier just said Diane Feinstein's immigration bill says you cannot arrest an illegal immigrant within 100 miles of the border - WTF?!?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 19, 2018 06:46 PM (W+vEI)

207
You people need replaced, we don't like the uppity.

Posted by: The Ruling Class Uppities at June 19, 2018 06:46 PM (r+sAi)

208 198 @rhomboid:

The legislation Cruz proposed is specifically for asylum applicants and their families. It would end catch and release, and shows the Democrats are utter hypocrites.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 19, 2018 06:44 PM (u6lQq)


He proposed it to draw out Feinstein and it did. She is against it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 19, 2018 06:46 PM (VM6ev)

209 ... is "not" optional policy

Posted by: Cold Civil War at June 19, 2018 06:47 PM (Z2PYk)

210 Sorry, I should have explained about the sheep and lamb saying. It means what bluebell said, if you are going to be damned anyway you might as well go big. Go for the whole hog.

Posted by: Decaf at June 19, 2018 06:47 PM (/3+Sg)

211 >>201


6 years cable free.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Off the cable for 6 months now. It's wonderful.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 19, 2018 06:47 PM (r9UYA)

212 Gee? Who'd've thunk turning your stores into drug dens and open sewers might negatively impact your business model?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 19, 2018 06:44 PM (VM6ev)

I'm guessing that "cake" was baked.

Only gonna get worse now.

Posted by: golfman at June 19, 2018 06:47 PM (zAmE9)

213 I reported that f*cking OWS this morning. I knew they'd do nothing - and can guarantee hundreds if not thousands have reported it. Screw twitter.

Posted by: clutch cargo at June 19, 2018 06:47 PM (RHEDC)

214 203 Posted by: Cold Civil War at June 19, 2018 06:46 PM (Z2PYk)


Not arguing with you, but I have heard Rush today and yesterday and he is making the distinction.

YMMV, sir.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 19, 2018 06:47 PM (VM6ev)

215 i'm starting to see more independently owned coffee shops, you know, the ones that disappeared with the advent of SBUX

Posted by: runner at June 19, 2018 06:48 PM (bUjCl)

216 Here ya go:

getyourgoatrentals.com

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2018 06:48 PM (ptqGC)

217 How do these open borders types know that the pictures show mostly boys in the cages? Aren't they guilty of gendering these kids without even asking their preferred pronouns?

Posted by: Trudeau's escaping eyebrow at June 19, 2018 06:48 PM (b+pKq)

218
("Working Mothers for Peace, Justice, and Democracy" is absolutely guaranteed to be a Commie front).
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity


Choosy Mothers for Jif

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2018 06:48 PM (IqV8l)

219 6 years cable free.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 19, 2018 06:45 PM (VM6ev)

I've been without it for years too.

I actually watched some Fox News clip posted here I think and I couldn't believe how old some of those people have gotten.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 19, 2018 06:48 PM (4ErVI)

220 181
"Nothing can happen until you swing the bat."


Well you can strike out without swinging the bat. You can also make it to first without swinging the bat,
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 19, 2018 06:42 PM (10vO4)


True...but that's living passively.

The point being if you want to make something happen, you must act.





I also like "Fear is the mind killer". as a fake bit of folk wisdom.

Sounds like it came from Khalil Gibran tho.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 19, 2018 06:48 PM (ZSkht)

221

These are the same vile shits who fully supported TWO babies being permanently separated from their parents in England.


Remember that?

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at June 19, 2018 06:48 PM (h/tJC)

222 I prefer tasty, tasty lamb.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2018 06:38 PM (ptqGC)

I love it, in fact I just got done eating it for reals. Lamb stewed in Mediterranean spices. I know mutton was a thing at school say 50 or 60 years ago and at tuned a lot of Americans off lamb. Old and cooked poorly is no way to go through life.

Posted by: Quint at June 19, 2018 06:48 PM (n13/j)

223 These days I pretty much assume any org. which uses those words is a leftard slime pit.

ala "People for the American Way"

Posted by: naturalfake at June 19, 2018 06:44 PM (ZSkht)


After many years in Berkeley, my antennae twitch uncontrollably whenever I encounter one of those names.

Now I haven't quite figured whether they adopt those stilted, highly-stylized names to signal to each other that it's a Commie outfit, or whether they've marinated in Commie agitprop and speechifying so much that they do not grasp that normal people are put off by the name and/or realize it's a Commie front.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 06:48 PM (YqDXo)

224 That Occupy Wall Street pamphlet is possibly an indication of the lengths the FBI may be intentionally unwilling to consider as a viable method for which a particular person or persons are allowed to act upon depending on the thought state of the persons involved.

Posted by: FBI IG at June 19, 2018 06:49 PM (MSayf)

225 6 years cable free.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Off the cable for 6 months now. It's wonderful.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 19, 2018 06:47 PM (r9UYA)

Vacationing. First time I've seen cable in 6+ months.

Damn. How did I watch that crap.

"Last Man Standing" is on Hallmark though. Weird.

Posted by: golfman at June 19, 2018 06:49 PM (zAmE9)

226 Posted by: Decaf at June 19, 2018 06:47 PM (/3+Sg)

F**k now it's hogs. What happened to the sheep!!!

Posted by: jakee308 at June 19, 2018 06:49 PM (bkV+o)

227 216 Here ya go:

getyourgoatrentals.com
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2018 06:48 PM (ptqGC)


Reminds me of the Hal Brodax Beatles cartoons.

Hakim's Rent-a-Camel - "Let Hakim put you in the driver's seat!"

Fun stuff. *sigh*

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 19, 2018 06:49 PM (VM6ev)

228 waht I means is, independently owned coffees shops are coming back. They sense people are getting sick of SBUX. The attitude, high prices, constant SJW-ism.

Posted by: runner at June 19, 2018 06:49 PM (bUjCl)

229 "208 198 @rhomboid:

The legislation Cruz proposed is specifically for asylum applicants and their families. It would end catch and release, and shows the Democrats are utter hypocrites.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 19, 2018 06:44 PM (u6lQq)


He proposed it to draw out Feinstein and it did. She is against it."

Yes. Also the Red State Democrats signed onto the Feinstein madness, which essentially would not allow serial killers within one hundred miles of the borders be detained if they had children. Those Democrats are toast now.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 19, 2018 06:49 PM (u6lQq)

230 My favorite is, 'People For The American Way'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, deplorable cultist at June 19, 2018 06:46 PM (wA0yZ)

---------------

SPLITTERS!

Posted by: American Peoples' Way at June 19, 2018 06:49 PM (CGjum)

231 204
Goats are useful. My town is renting goats (along with goat-herding
dogs) to clear brush. A company out of Atlanta called Get Your Goat
rents them.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2018 06:46 PM (ptqGC)
In the Middle East...the company would be considered pimps

Posted by: A dude in MI at June 19, 2018 06:49 PM (CDETr)

232
What's funny is The British NHS (UK's obamacare) actually does RIP children away from their parents' arms. Permanently.

As in MURDERS the children.

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at June 19, 2018 06:50 PM (h/tJC)

233 LOve Frenched lamb-chops

Posted by: runner at June 19, 2018 06:50 PM (bUjCl)

234 So OWS is encouraging illegal aliens to go full Aztec. Good to know.

Posted by: rickl at June 19, 2018 06:50 PM (sdi6R)

235 Speaking of cable, I've been trying Sling TV just for sports and so far, I've really liked it. might just get rid of cable real soon.

Posted by: IC at June 19, 2018 06:50 PM (a0IVu)

236 Any "peoples republic" isn't.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2018 06:51 PM (7LY+6)

237 Speaking of braying donkeys, A. B. Stoddard is on Bret Baier's show. Ugh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2018 06:44 PM (ptqGC)


She used to make regular visits to a local radio talker's show. Why, I don't know.

anyway, I heard her on November 9, 2016. She was literally mumbling and stuttering over her own words and thoughts. She sounded shell shocked.

She sounded like me when PTSD kicks in and all of a sudden my brain freezes and it's hard to remember what my last word was.

Posted by: kallisto at June 19, 2018 06:51 PM (kD8Fh)

238 Posted by: golfman at June 19, 2018 06:49 PM (zAmE9)

Got you beat. Comcast went digital in my area and the converter was a piece of shit and didn't work.

Took the whole thing back and they couldn't figure out how to process a return.

I told them that this shit is why I was returning and not reupping ever again.

Been true to my word since then: Feb 2011.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 19, 2018 06:51 PM (bkV+o)

239 228 waht I means is, independently owned coffees shops are coming back. They sense people are getting sick of SBUX. The attitude, high prices, constant SJW-ism.
Posted by: runner at June 19, 2018 06:49 PM (bUjCl)


Had a good laugh last night. The sign on the store in SoHo at Houston and West Broadway had a burned out bulb and it read as "_Tarbucks."

Heh

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 19, 2018 06:51 PM (VM6ev)

240 Then, there's Zuckerberg's fake organization, 'Americans For A Conservative Direction'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, deplorable cultist at June 19, 2018 06:51 PM (kBWZu)

241 Goats are useful. My town is renting goats (along with goat-herding
dogs) to clear brush. A company out of Atlanta called Get Your Goat
rents them.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2018 06:46 PM (ptqGC)

GOATS. Doing jobs even the Mexicans won't do.

Posted by: golfman at June 19, 2018 06:51 PM (zAmE9)

242 "Ever notice how many lefty organizations have the name "America", "American", and "Family" in the name when they actively despise every inch of those things? It's a lot. "

----------

same ones who are like "you rubes like Jesus, right? Well he was a commie and trump touched a boobie not of his wife"

or appeals to patriotism like "america's a nation of immigrants" as if we all just showed up last week.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 19, 2018 06:51 PM (FOPyv)

243 My favorite is, 'People For The American Way'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, deplorable cultist at June 19, 2018 06:46 PM (wA0yZ)


I call them "People for the Communist Way."

Also "Union of Concerned Scientists" --> "Union of Concerned Communists"

"Common Cause" --> "Communist Cause"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 06:52 PM (YqDXo)

244 Every day, a few more people get on the Militant Normal team.

Hoping for the tipping point soon.

Wondering what would happen if I stuck up 50 or so of that nice Occupy graphic in the nearest town.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 19, 2018 06:52 PM (GNCPT)

245 Had a good laugh last night. The sign on the store in SoHo at Houston and West Broadway had a burned out bulb and it read as "_Tarbucks."

Heh
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 19, 2018 06:51 PM (VM6ev)

HEH ! not bad

Posted by: runner at June 19, 2018 06:52 PM (bUjCl)

246 LOve Frenched lamb-chops
Posted by: runner
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Do those have tutus on them?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, deplorable cultist at June 19, 2018 06:53 PM (kBWZu)

247 Hayden was an Air Force general, so not a real general.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at June 19, 2018 06:53 PM (bML9A)

248 >>Yes. Also the Red State Democrats signed onto the Feinstein madness, which essentially would not allow serial killers within one hundred miles of the borders be detained if they had children. Those Democrats are toast now.



Insanity considering right now (IIRC), ICE can stop and search any vehicle within 25 miles of the border, i.e. they have extra search privileges over regular LEOs specifically to assist in border security. Aaaand Difi wants to make it illegal to do ANY searches. *headslap*

Posted by: Lizzy at June 19, 2018 06:53 PM (W+vEI)

249 246 LOve Frenched lamb-chops
Posted by: runner
-----------

Do those have tutus on them?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, deplorable cultist at June 19, 2018 06:53 PM (kBWZu)


Or Desmonds?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 19, 2018 06:53 PM (VM6ev)

250
Technically, every nation is a nation of immigrants.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 19, 2018 06:53 PM (r+sAi)

251 Cruz's legislation is bogus.

The children are being removed from parents when they cross the border illegally.

When they come to the legal border crossing and claim asylum, they are not separated from their family.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 19, 2018 06:53 PM (bkV+o)

252 >>>Also the Red State Democrats signed onto the Feinstein madness

which ones?

Posted by: concrete girl at June 19, 2018 06:53 PM (yzU5t)

253 American Crossroads brought to you by Karl Rove and the cucks.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 19, 2018 06:53 PM (r9UYA)

254 pjmedia.com

Paul Ryan to introduce legislation to stop the separation of children from their parents.

So this must mean that children crossing the US border not in the company of their parents will be returned to their home countries to be reunited with their parents, right?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 19, 2018 06:53 PM (roQNm)

255 247 Hayden was an Air Force general, so not a real general.
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at June 19, 2018 06:53 PM (bML9A)


Zombie LeMay is gonna get you for that.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 19, 2018 06:54 PM (VM6ev)

256 Patriot Act brought to you by Dubya and the cucks.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 19, 2018 06:54 PM (r9UYA)

257 241 Goats are useful. My town is renting goats

ISIS workers in Minnesota demand not to be Incel

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 19, 2018 06:54 PM (JFO2v)

258 Beer 30 Ya'll!

Happy Juneteenth!

"Free at last, free at last, thank Gawd All-mighties I'm free at last".......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 19, 2018 06:54 PM (EoRCO)

259 Coincidence Muzzy immigrants in Europe seem to be mostly young men.

Posted by: Skip at June 19, 2018 06:54 PM (pHfeF)

260 Do those have tutus on them?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, deplorable cultist at June 19, 2018 06:53 PM (kBWZu)


let's see..rosemary, garlic, breadcrumbs..no no tutus, sorry

Posted by: runner at June 19, 2018 06:54 PM (bUjCl)

261 Are we voting our way out of this?

Let me get the Magic 8 ball.

*Reply Hazy. Try again. *

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 19, 2018 06:54 PM (hyuyC)

262
Zombie LeMay is gonna get you for that.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 19, 2018 06:54 PM (VM6ev)



Technically he was Army Air Corp

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 19, 2018 06:55 PM (10vO4)

263 you can't deride a conspiracy just because it's a conspiracy. The left is pretty fucking open about this stuff.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 19, 2018 06:29 PM (FOPyv)
---
I wrote a longish post about this. Basically what people derride as "conspiracy theories" needs magic. What's so sinister about the people who stole everything out of your livingroom and replaced it with an exact copy, is that YOU CAN'T TELL!!!

That's the crazy part. Also, David Ickes theory of lizard people ruling the Earth--you can't tell because they are shape-shifters.

But people in the real word conspire. That's what libs think Putin and Trump did. And while I think they are nuts, it's not beyond the pale because humans don't conspire.

But real-world conspiracies are more about force and cover. This is exactly what our rogue DOJ is doing. They are using their raw power of apprehension and prosecution and covering up by stalling Congress and misinforming the president, and propaganda, propaganda, propaganda.

The rogue FIB looks *exactly* like real-world conspiracy. So does the Democrat voter importation.

Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2018 06:55 PM (vDqXW)

264 250
Technically, every nation is a nation of immigrants.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 19, 2018 06:53 PM (r+sAi)


We're a nation of citizens. First, last and always.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 19, 2018 06:55 PM (VM6ev)

265 262
Zombie LeMay is gonna get you for that.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 19, 2018 06:54 PM (VM6ev)



Technically he was Army Air Corp
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 19, 2018 06:55 PM (10vO4)


Post-1947.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 19, 2018 06:55 PM (VM6ev)

266 I'd love to see Black Rifle Coveffe Company authorize and help open a chain of franchised stores.

That's a place I'd frequent, happily so.

Their sizes could be:

Small: Concealed Carry

Medium: Standard Capacity

Large: Extended Magazine

Extra Large: Drum Mag.

With a 10% discount for any customer actually carrying, open or concealed.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 19, 2018 06:56 PM (p7zrD)

267 My favorite is, 'People For The American Way'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, deplorable cultist at June 19, 2018 06:46 PM (wA0yZ)


Here's the funny part: there typically aren't all that many people in any leftist outfit.

Yet every protest will have a flyer in which they list all the organizations that support the protest (typically two dozen or so, all with names like those above), and then the flyer will also list a "steering committee," inviting the conclusion that there's just so many supporting groups that they need a supergroup to coordinate everything.

In fact, as I expect zombie will bear out, ALL of those groups consist of various permutations and combinations of the same two dozen leftist assholes who, by happy coincidence, also happen to be the "steering committee."

The Left is very big on trying to appear to be huge and reflecting a common opinion to which resistance is futile. See, e.g., "Bolsheviks."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 06:56 PM (YqDXo)

268
I did miss a segment or two of Limbaugh's show today. He likely made the distinction then, and I'm very glad to hear of it.

I really hope that point of argument catches on because as long as the administration let's the press claim that what's happening at the boarder is the arbitrary policy of Trump: they're being granted an additional and very effective weapon in the public debate.

(BTW, I didn't take you as arguing with me. - Not that there's anything wrong with a good, spirited but respectful argument. - I just tend to be hyper-emphatic when I put forth a position.)


Posted by: Cold Civil War at June 19, 2018 06:56 PM (Z2PYk)

269 Also at pjmedia-

Christie to Trump: 'Zero Tolerance' Border Policy Damaging to GOP, 'Not Worth It'


Choke on a doughnut fat man.


Posted by: Under Fire at June 19, 2018 06:56 PM (r9UYA)

270

And the countries/shitholes of which these people are CITIZENS bear no responsibility.

Because the USA is the world's doormat.

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at June 19, 2018 06:57 PM (h/tJC)

271 Schumer is on record saying they won't support any fix.

They want Trump to write and EO (and illegal one btw) and will not allow a fix to happen.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 19, 2018 06:57 PM (bkV+o)

272 We have learned much in the last couple of years, but this is the lesson that stands out:

It is impossible to have political union with people who use law enforcement and secret police agencies to fix election outcomes and, upon losing said election, refuse to recognize the legitimacy of the winner.

The union is kaput. Time to split up the china and form a new alliance excluding the aforesaid resisters.

Posted by: oh brother at June 19, 2018 06:57 PM (6OUNd)

273 250
Technically, every nation is a nation of immigrants.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 19, 2018 06:53 PM (r+sAi)

So the sweet gentle natives that crossed the Aleutian land mass 20k years ago to create tribes of killing, raping, murdering, thugs are just misunderstood immigrants?

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 19, 2018 06:57 PM (JFO2v)

274 When they come to the legal border crossing and claim asylum, they are not separated from their family.
=====

The hook comes, though, when they are apprehended for illegally crossing THEN they claim asylum.

If they come to a legal checkpoint and claim asylum, all is well.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 19, 2018 06:57 PM (nILVB)

275 Keep your powder dry.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at June 19, 2018 06:57 PM (F6tBH)

276

Those Latin American immigrants ate naturally conservative!

IIRC, Nazi Pelousi was famously against uncontrolled immigration from Mexico for that very reason. It was around the time of Ronaldus Magnus.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 19, 2018 06:57 PM (HaL55)

277 Fuck Diversity.

Posted by: Uniformity at June 19, 2018 06:58 PM (ItyGR)

278 Nice!


Hispanic Caucus members of the House reportedly yelling at Trump as he enters a meeting. This may be separate from the intern/staffer who shouted "Mr President, f**k you!" earlier, in the Rotunda, I think.



But remember, it's Trump who's "divisive".

Posted by: rhomboid at June 19, 2018 06:58 PM (QDnY+)

279 Does anyone realize just how close we are to the starting of the shooting? We are very close. Very very close.

Posted by: BEN ROTHLESBERGER at June 19, 2018 06:58 PM (Fs5vw)

280
I'd love to see Black Rifle Coveffe Company authorize and help open a chain of franchised stores.


They've created coffee for Nine Line Apparel here. There's a coffee shop in Nine Line as well.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2018 06:58 PM (ptqGC)

281 Got you beat. Comcast went digital in my area and the converter was a piece of shit and didn't work.

Took the whole thing back and they couldn't figure out how to process a return.

I told them that this shit is why I was returning and not reupping ever again.

Been true to my word since then: Feb 2011.
Posted by: jakee308 at June 19, 2018 06:51 PM (bkV+o)

Oh. I had been on Golflady to bail. Rate went up $20 one month. Called and asked for retention agent. Rep said they no longer had a retention department. I cancelled.

Poor girl. Sure she heard it every day.

Posted by: golfman at June 19, 2018 06:58 PM (zAmE9)

282 Posted by: Jim at June 19, 2018 06:56 PM (p7zrD)

Yeah. Like that's gonna happen.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 19, 2018 06:58 PM (bkV+o)

283 Sorry, I should have explained about the sheep and lamb saying. It means what bluebell said, if you are going to be damned anyway you might as well go big. Go for the whole hog.
Posted by: Decaf at June 19, 2018 06:47 PM (/3+Sg)
---------

Yay! Except - now we have hogs to worry about too. That's okay, there's plenty of room in the barn for all the animals.

Posted by: bluebell at June 19, 2018 06:58 PM (SSUEn)

284 My favorite is, 'People For The American Way'.

The American Civil Liberties Union

Posted by: tu3031 at June 19, 2018 06:59 PM (O5Q3r)

285 The media, the Democratic Party specifically and the political class in general are vermin fit only for contempt. They offer no value to the human race. None.

Posted by: Northernlurker lighter less filing at June 19, 2018 06:59 PM (eAMlh)

286 Does anyone realize just how close we are to the starting of the shooting? We are very close. Very very close.
Posted by: BEN ROTHLESBERGER at June 19, 2018 06:58 PM (Fs5vw)

True. Glad you said that in a hushed tone.

Posted by: golfman at June 19, 2018 06:59 PM (zAmE9)

287 Off dumbass sock

Posted by: Soona at June 19, 2018 06:59 PM (Fs5vw)

288 So the sweet gentle natives that crossed the Aleutian land mass 20k years ago to create tribes of killing, raping, murdering, thugs are just misunderstood immigrants?

I guess the Chickasaw were "outliers."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 19, 2018 06:59 PM (EV0ql)

289 240 Then, there's Zuckerberg's fake organization, 'Americans For A Conservative Direction'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, deplorable cultist at June 19, 2018 06:51 PM (kBWZu)


The CA primary had a bunch of false flag flyers sent out to Republicans to support various no-hope Republican candidates in the interests of splitting the American vote (so two Commies would be running against each other in the general election).

If you read the back of the flyers - first thing I read - you'll find that the suspect ones were paid for by the SEIU or the teachers' unions. You know, those bedrock Republican outfits.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 06:59 PM (YqDXo)

290 264 250
Technically, every nation is a nation of immigrants.
------------------
is it though?

A bit tetschy there. Colonial America was a colony of British citizens.

The use of the term immigrant or migrant is intentionally used to denude these folks of their originating nationality, as if they're fungible, but the left will sure as hell round them up and tell them that they're discriminated against and they need to band together and vote as a bloc once here.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 19, 2018 06:59 PM (FOPyv)

291 Starbucks to close 150 locations
............

Due to astronomical janitorial costs.

Posted by: wth at June 19, 2018 06:59 PM (HgMAr)

292 So take the infographic and reverse it. Dad and son take AR from safe. Go to high spot near border. Fire off several rounds to sight in gun. Then shoot aliens as they cross border.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 19, 2018 06:59 PM (JFO2v)

293 Does anyone realize just how close we are to the starting of the shooting? We are very close. Very very close.
Posted by: BEN ROTHLESBERGER at June 19, 2018 06:58 PM (Fs5vw)




Sorry, BEN.

You're whispering. Can't hear you.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 19, 2018 06:59 PM (ZSkht)

294 Zombie LeMay is gonna get you for that.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 19, 2018 06:54 PM (VM6ev)


LeMay was Army Air Corp so he was a real general. Unlike the HR managers and accountants that wear Air Farce stars today.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at June 19, 2018 06:59 PM (bML9A)

295 Can we just go ahead and get this shooting war started?
It's going to happen eventually, I don't see the point of waiting any longer.

Posted by: Dick at June 19, 2018 07:00 PM (SRarZ)

296 Let me get the Magic 8 ball.

*Reply Hazy. Try again. *

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 19, 2018 06:54 PM (hyuyC)
---
Thass no good. Let meh get my magic High-ball!

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary I. Clinton at June 19, 2018 07:00 PM (vDqXW)

297 The Left is very big on trying to appear to be huge and reflecting a common opinion to which resistance is futile. See, e.g., "Bolsheviks."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara,
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Or any of the Eastern Bloc countries where the reds had installed their puppets.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, deplorable cultist at June 19, 2018 07:00 PM (yScch)

298 243 My favorite is, 'People For The American Way'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, deplorable cultist at June 19, 2018 06:46 PM (wA0yZ)

I call them "People for the Communist Way."

Also "Union of Concerned Scientists" --> "Union of Concerned Communists"

"Common Cause" --> "Communist Cause"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 06:52 PM (YqDXo)


American Civil Liberties Union ---> American Communist Lawyers Union

Posted by: rickl at June 19, 2018 07:00 PM (sdi6R)

299
I don't think they are misunderstood Rhenn.
but I was pointing out that nation of immigrants is a stupid tact, its about a nation's sovereignty.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 19, 2018 07:00 PM (r+sAi)

300 Due to astronomical janitorial costs.
Posted by: wth at June 19, 2018 06:59 PM (HgMAr)

Are they tired of putting up with shit?

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 19, 2018 07:00 PM (JFO2v)

301 So much drama and angst and its not even mid-week!

Posted by: IC at June 19, 2018 07:01 PM (a0IVu)

302 What do these leftist's think is going to happen with open borders?

I ain't open to living in Somalia west.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 19, 2018 07:01 PM (7028f)

303 "252 >>>Also the Red State Democrats signed onto the Feinstein madness

which ones?"

All of them. Manchin held out until last night.

It indicates to me the Democrats know they won't take the Senate and this issue is more important to their future than majority control for a few cycles.

They really intend to make us irrelevant, and that's the best case scenario as to what they intend. Learn to aim.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 19, 2018 07:01 PM (u6lQq)

304 288 So the sweet gentle natives that crossed the Aleutian land mass 20k years ago to create tribes of killing, raping, murdering, thugs are just misunderstood immigrants?

I guess the Chickasaw were "outliers."
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 19, 2018 06:59 PM (EV0ql)


And in some cases they developed a unique and charming culture, based upon torturing captives in the most horrible ways they could imagine, competing with each other to see how long they could keep their tormented victim alive.

Nice.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 07:01 PM (YqDXo)

305 LeMay was Army Air Corp so he was a real general. Unlike the HR managers and accountants that wear Air Farce stars today.
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade
---------------

I detect an impending rift here.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, deplorable cultist at June 19, 2018 07:01 PM (yScch)

306 Diversity licks sweaty goat balls.

Posted by: Consistency at June 19, 2018 07:01 PM (ItyGR)

307
Does anyone realize just how close we are to the starting of the shooting? We are very close. Very very close. Posted by: BEN ROTHLESBERGER at June 19, 2018 06:58 PM (Fs5vw)


IT'S FUNNIER WHEN YOU USE YOUR OUTSIDE VOICE

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 19, 2018 07:01 PM (10vO4)

308 Let me get the Magic 8 ball.
=====

I never leave home without mine! *snooooooooooort*

Posted by: Barry at June 19, 2018 07:01 PM (nILVB)

309 Posted by: Dick at June 19, 2018 07:00 PM (SRarZ)

Who's stopping you?

Knock yourself out.

Posted by: kallisto at June 19, 2018 07:01 PM (kD8Fh)

310 What if you change that Occupy Wall Street How-To manual to refer to CPS?

Posted by: Socratease at June 19, 2018 07:02 PM (BT83d)

311
The American Civil Liberties Union
Posted by: tu3031


They used to at least pretend to be non partisan.
Not any more.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2018 07:02 PM (IqV8l)

312 Hey! all you tough guys from antifa, BLM, etc.

Let's all meet in the (insert local large meadow park) this Sunday.

Last man/woman standing wins.

Let's get this shit over with. I'm about fed up with the lies and the games.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 19, 2018 07:02 PM (bkV+o)

313 300 Due to astronomical janitorial costs.
Posted by: wth at June 19, 2018 06:59 PM (HgMAr)

Are they tired of putting up with shit?
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 19, 2018 07:00 PM (JFO2v)


They got the point. Literally. The needles left behind were getting under their skin.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 07:02 PM (YqDXo)

314 This idiocy will have a lifespan of "until the next poll numbers come out and Trump is up (again) and the GOP is up (again) on the generic ballot."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 19, 2018 07:02 PM (EV0ql)

315 280
I'd love to see Black Rifle Coveffe Company authorize and help open a chain of franchised stores.


They've created coffee for Nine Line Apparel here. There's a coffee shop in Nine Line as well.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2018 06:58 PM (ptqGC)


The last couple times I ordered they shipped from TN instead of Salt Lake City, so they're definitely expanding.

Posted by: rickl at June 19, 2018 07:02 PM (sdi6R)

316 264 250
Technically, every nation is a nation of immigrants.
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I also think that every nation is composed of folks who formed borders a few years ago. Those folks formed those borders based on some affiliation. Almost 95% of the time that affiliation was based on a bond of race/language or religion. Not diversity. My gramps moved the whole family to america not becasuse of diversity but because of similarity to him and his values. He didn't show up and go, "gee, what's that cross shaped thing and should I not rape infidel whores?" He probably showed up, looked for the polish organization and the nearest church.

saying everyone is an immigrant everywhere ignores that someone started the borders in the first place.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 19, 2018 07:03 PM (FOPyv)

317 4 Generations of socialist indoctrination does not make a citizen.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 19, 2018 07:03 PM (7028f)

318 I want to hear that PDT walked into this cuck huddle on the Hill and punched Paul Ryan in his vag then walked out.

Anything less would be disappointing at this point.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 19, 2018 07:03 PM (r9UYA)

319 Yeah, this "nation of immigrants" thing is partially bs. My ancestors were all colonists, every single one of them minus one. Colonists aren't migrants. We were here and fought for the inception.


But what really needs to be examined is why? Why do the elites so badly want to "diversify" the population? I can only think of one reason.

Posted by: dagny at June 19, 2018 07:03 PM (nRWPy)

320 Yay! Except - now we have hogs to worry about too. That's okay, there's plenty of room in the barn for all the animals.
Posted by: bluebell at June 19, 2018 06:58 PM (SSUEn)

It takes a lot of critters
to make Farmer Smith's Fritters

Posted by: Motel Hello at June 19, 2018 07:03 PM (13IFa)

321 thnx, Trump poisoned my cat

Posted by: concrete girl at June 19, 2018 07:04 PM (yzU5t)

322 American Civil Liberties Union ---> American Communist Lawyers Union
Posted by: rickl at June 19, 2018 07:00 PM (sdi6R)


"Southern Poverty Law Center" --> "Southern Progressive Law Center"

"ProPublica" --> "ProCommunistica"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 07:04 PM (YqDXo)

323 The last couple times I ordered they shipped from TN instead of Salt Lake City, so they're definitely expanding.
Posted by: rickl at June 19, 2018 07:02 PM (sdi6R)

Yup....local watering hole I visit in my travels sells their stuff for their coffee service and a small gun shop I have been known to stop in has their K cups, coffee and combat cocoa for sell on a rack.

Interesting......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 19, 2018 07:04 PM (EoRCO)

324 But what really needs to be examined is why? Why do the elites so badly want to "diversify" the population? I can only think of one reason.
Posted by: dagny at June 19, 2018 07:03 PM (nRWPy)


Lowering the average IQ?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 07:05 PM (YqDXo)

325 319 Yeah, this "nation of immigrants" thing is partially bs. My ancestors were all colonists, every single one of them minus one. Colonists aren't migrants. We were here and fought for the inception.

---

right. and those guys formed the borders and the rules that let folks like me come in. Maybe great great grampa was a dirty weirdo immigrant to the wasps but he knew enough about western civilization to fit in once he got used to running water.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 19, 2018 07:05 PM (FOPyv)

326 If America was truly a Nation of Restaurants, my favorite was always Sambo's.

Posted by: Joey 'Touch The Tots' Biden at June 19, 2018 07:05 PM (KPc5Q)

327 /raises hand

So...

They can't find a single Hawaiian judge that can stop this whatever-it-is-that-is-inhumane-and-akin-to-the-Holocaust?

Ponder that one for a moment, folks.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 19, 2018 07:05 PM (EV0ql)

328 Hey Diversity?
Blow me.

Posted by: Similarity at June 19, 2018 07:06 PM (ItyGR)

329
combat cocoa



That's just wrong

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 19, 2018 07:06 PM (10vO4)

330 That's not the way to kill with a knife and a severed head on a pike is more effective as an example to enemies.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at June 19, 2018 07:07 PM (bML9A)

331 Hispanic Caucus members of the House reportedly yelling at Trump as he enters a meeting. This may be separate from the intern/staffer who shouted "Mr President, f**k you!" earlier, in the Rotunda, I think.

But remember, it's Trump who's "divisive".

Posted by: rhomboid at June 19, 2018 06:58 PM (QDnY+)


It's also Trump who is "uncivil."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 07:07 PM (YqDXo)

332 So much drama and angst and its not even mid-week!

And still four months plus #twoweeks until election day in November.

This is going to get out of control, and we will be lucky to live through it.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 19, 2018 07:07 PM (roQNm)

333 I have never seen the left agitate so intensely for violence and the overthrow of the USA.

The 60s do not come close to what I am seeing now. It is fever pitched and not just angry, but insanely enraged. Something is going to snap soon, unfortunately.

Pray for the safety of Trump and his family. I am afraid for them.

Posted by: Soona at June 19, 2018 07:07 PM (Fs5vw)

334 Happy Juneteenth to all Americans. We should all take meaningful holidays more seriously. 90 percent didn't celebrate flag day last week, and 90 percent have probably never heard of Juneteenth unless they are from Texas. Presidents Day is not even a national holiday but everyone thinks it is. Sad.

Posted by: Quint at June 19, 2018 07:07 PM (n13/j)

335 And I renew the call
REMOVE AZTEC
REMOVE KEBAB
REMOVE TIDE POD
REMOVE QUINOA

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 19, 2018 07:07 PM (fA1SL)

336 302 What do these leftist's think is going to happen with open borders?

I ain't open to living in Somalia west.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 19, 2018 07:01 PM (7028f)

I hear Somalia only has 4,643 cumulative cases of AWD/Cholera and 32 deaths since December 2017. Sounds pleasant to me.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 19, 2018 07:08 PM (JFO2v)

337 "331 Hispanic Caucus members of the House reportedly yelling at Trump as he enters a meeting. This may be separate from the intern/staffer who shouted "Mr President, f**k you!" earlier, in the Rotunda, I think.

But remember, it's Trump who's "divisive".

Posted by: rhomboid at June 19, 2018 06:58 PM (QDnY+)

It's also Trump who is "uncivil.""

the next 6-18 years of trump's presidency is going to be pretty unpleasant for them.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 19, 2018 07:08 PM (FOPyv)

338 326 If America was truly a Nation of Restaurants, my favorite was always Sambo's.
Posted by: Joey 'Touch The Tots' Biden at June 19, 2018 07:05 PM (KPc5Q)

Next to Cracka' Barrel, eh?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 19, 2018 07:08 PM (VM6ev)

339 Can we just go ahead and get this shooting war started?


Wargame it out. How does it start?

You want Red vs. Blue, openly declared. It would start as insurrection and also murder.

So now the police are against you. Play through that and so is the military.

Do you count on all of the police and military to stand aside and let us sort it out, or do you expect them to step in on the side of order?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 19, 2018 07:08 PM (fuK7c)

340 Just noticed since the ONT Pixy fixed the AoSHq time machine, well mostly. It was on central time or EST at 4am.

Posted by: Skip at June 19, 2018 07:08 PM (pHfeF)

341 Tubby Jonah Goldberg has an article today about how nation states are just an extension of our "tribal mind" and we will evolve toward "dynamic global unity." He prevaricates about not knowing whether or not that would be "better," but it's clear where his sympathies.

I hope the cruise tickets were worth your soul, Jonah.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2018 07:08 PM (UiRxW)

342 Lock & Load

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 19, 2018 07:08 PM (Y9uH4)

343 Got you beat. Comcast went digital in my area and the converter was a piece of shit and didn't work.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 19, 2018 06:51 PM (bkV+o)


They went digital "for your convenience." I love that one.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 07:09 PM (YqDXo)

344 339 Can we just go ahead and get this shooting war started?


Wargame it out. How does it start?

You want Red vs. Blue, openly declared. It would start as insurrection and also murder.

So now the police are against you. Play through that and so is the military.

Do you count on all of the police and military to stand aside and let us sort it out, or do you expect them to step in on the side of order?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 19, 2018 07:08 PM (fuK7c)


I think he's a Soros plant/troublemaker. Ignore.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 19, 2018 07:09 PM (VM6ev)

345 the 60's hippies were bad too

Posted by: concrete girl at June 19, 2018 07:09 PM (yzU5t)

346
Technically, every nation is a nation of immigrants.


Progs always say that to make you feel like you don't belong here and have no claim to the place you were born.

It's sickening and a damnable lie because my family has been here since 1750.

And here's the ironic part: if I don't have a claim on this land, neither does the imbecile politician who tells me I don't have a claim on this land.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 19, 2018 07:09 PM (HaL55)

347 "319 Yeah, this "nation of immigrants" thing is partially bs. My ancestors were all colonists, every single one of them minus one. Colonists aren't migrants. We were here and fought for the inception.


But what really needs to be examined is why? Why do the elites so badly want to "diversify" the population? I can only think of one reason."

And that reason, if prematurely exposed, would lead to the liquidation of our elites after a pretty nasty war, which explains the need for a coup and subsequent desperate cover-up. It won't end well. The desire of oligarchic mediocrities to impose a new feudal system requires not only a pliable, government-dependent populace but the extirpation of anyone who might dissent. Things happened too quickly, maybe they did come ten or twenty years to early to paraphrase Ben Rhodes.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 19, 2018 07:09 PM (u6lQq)

348 " I have never seen the left agitate so intensely for violence and the overthrow of the USA. "

maybe they need some doxxin' so we know who these violent revolutionaries are.

You know, you watch the lefts' handiwork in history, like in vietnam, they start burying families alive and such. I guess I will buy that AR...

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 19, 2018 07:09 PM (FOPyv)

349 Do you count on all of the police and military to stand aside and let us sort it out, or do you expect them to step in on the side of order?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 19, 2018 07:08 PM (fuK7c)


I expect the latter. I just hope that their idea of order is the same as mine.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 07:09 PM (YqDXo)

350 341 Tubby Jonah Goldberg has an article today about how nation states are just an extension of our "tribal mind" and we will evolve toward "dynamic global unity." He prevaricates about not knowing whether or not that would be "better," but it's clear where his sympathies.

I hope the cruise tickets were worth your soul, Jonah.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2018 07:08 PM (UiRxW)


Ironic how the guy who wrote "Liberal Fascism" is now embracing liberalism and fascism.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 19, 2018 07:10 PM (VM6ev)

351 It was beyond offensive, it was chilling to hear skankles quoting scripture and harking back to her days as a Sunday school teacher to Religion Shame Trump and his supporters.

That thing's husband worked to release child trafficker Laura Silsby in Haiti.

PIAPS is a legit sociopath.
Posted by: kallisto at June 19, 2018 06:13 PM (kD8Fh)

-----

I wonder if she knows Satan can (and did) quote Scripture, too. Or does she just think no one else knows this?

Posted by: Saber Alter at June 19, 2018 07:10 PM (yWWaf)

352 Do you count on all of the police and military to stand aside and let us sort it out, or do you expect them to step in on the side of order?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 19, 2018 07:08 PM (fuK7c)
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In the event that this were to happen, I would expect the police and military would fracture along the same faultlines as the rest of society.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2018 07:10 PM (UiRxW)

353 Tubby Jonah Goldberg has an article today about how nation states are just an extension of our "tribal mind" and we will evolve toward "dynamic global unity."

How very Damien Thorn of you, Jonah.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 19, 2018 07:10 PM (EV0ql)

354
If America was truly a Nation of Restaurants, my favorite was always Sambo's.


Many of my fond HS memories involve Sambo's

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 19, 2018 07:10 PM (10vO4)

355 302 What do these leftist's think is going to happen with open borders?

Bring in more voters into the socialist party

Posted by: Skip at June 19, 2018 07:10 PM (pHfeF)

356 NOOD

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2018 07:10 PM (ptqGC)

357 I made Diversity my bitch.

Posted by: Congruity at June 19, 2018 07:11 PM (ItyGR)

358 334 Happy Juneteenth to all Americans.

The day LBJ said Ill Have Those 14s Voting Democratic for 200 Years?

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 19, 2018 07:11 PM (JFO2v)

359 I hear Somalia only has 4,643 cumulative cases of AWD/Cholera and 32 deaths since December 2017. Sounds pleasant to me.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 19, 2018 07:08 PM (JFO2v)


They're just promoting Pathogen Diversity!

H8ter.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 07:11 PM (YqDXo)

360 Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 19, 2018 07:09 PM (HaL55)

Especially galling when it's some retard who's been here since Dad came over in the 1960s or something.

Bitch, my family came over in 1660. You're a fucking visitor.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 19, 2018 07:12 PM (4ErVI)

361 333 I have never seen the left agitate so intensely for violence and the overthrow of the USA.

The 60s do not come close to what I am seeing now. It is fever pitched and not just angry, but insanely enraged. Something is going to snap soon, unfortunately.

Pray for the safety of Trump and his family. I am afraid for them.
Posted by: Soona at June 19, 2018 07:07 PM (Fs5vw)


Agreed. Things are coming to a head.

If the Left ever gets back into power, there will be mass graves. They're insane, driven by pure hate, and they've all but promised it.

Posted by: rickl at June 19, 2018 07:12 PM (sdi6R)

362 "333 I have never seen the left agitate so intensely for violence and the overthrow of the USA.

The 60s do not come close to what I am seeing now. It is fever pitched and not just angry, but insanely enraged. Something is going to snap soon, unfortunately.

Pray for the safety of Trump and his family. I am afraid for them."

It's terrifying. Imagine if Trump hadn't won, and imagine what will happen the next time a leftist comes to power.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 19, 2018 07:13 PM (u6lQq)

363 I hope there is no hot second Civil War. If it did start (God help us!) it would be Red types living in Blue areas taking the heat, and maybe vice versa. It would be those living "behind enemy lines" who would likely suffer.

Just like the original Civil War and the American Revolution. The worst atrocities were neighbor against neighbor. And often people were falsely charged as political/military opponents when the reality was it was greed and jealousy or some other grudge as the primary motivation.

Posted by: Quint at June 19, 2018 07:14 PM (n13/j)

364 Trump poisoned my cat

Posted by: concrete girl at June 19, 2018 07:04 PM (yzU5t)
............

Stole it from mommy's litter, put it in a cage, made it cry, cooked it in an oven for a few minutes, then poisoned it.
Just like the holocaust.

Posted by: wth at June 19, 2018 07:14 PM (HgMAr)

365 ...
Ironic how the guy who wrote "Liberal Fascism" is now embracing liberalism and fascism.


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 19, 2018 07:10 PM (VM6ev)




He looked too long into the abyss. It looked back into him.

And it liked what it saw.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 19, 2018 07:15 PM (p7zrD)

366 The day LBJ said Ill Have Those 14s Voting Democratic for 200 Years?

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 19, 2018 07:11 PM (JFO2v)

Screw LBJ. One of our worst presidents.

Posted by: Quint at June 19, 2018 07:15 PM (n13/j)

367 I made Diversity my bitch.

Posted by: Congruity at June 19, 2018 07:11 PM (ItyGR)

Who's yer daddy?

Posted by: Coexistence at June 19, 2018 07:16 PM (HgMAr)

368 Also from Paul Sperry twitter:
"Horowitz just confirmed that there indeed was an original draft of his 568-pp report that was subsequently redlined by DOJ/FBI higher-ups. It's imperative that Congress obtain this early version before the swamp rats edited and revised it for obvious CYA purposes".

This is exactly what Q posted on JUNE 13th. There were in fact 3 versions of the report, all of which the President had possession of. First was the original draft by Horowitz, second was the modified unredacted version by Rod Rosenstein, and third (the one that became the final report) was the modified AND redacted (edited) Rosenstein version (#3). The IG summary notes re obstruction to obtain select info was classified and not released apparently. In the Q post, he/they call for the original to be requested.

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 19, 2018 07:17 PM (y3aQB)

369 The day LBJ said Ill Have Those 14s Voting Democratic for 200 Years?


How did 14s come to stand in for the other word?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 19, 2018 07:18 PM (fuK7c)

370 Happy Juneteenth to all Americans.



The day LBJ said Ill Have Those 14s Voting Democratic for 200 Years?

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 19, 2018 07:11 PM (JFO2v)I dont' know the history of that. I would not be surprised if LBJ did something cynical, that was his thing right? I do know there are quite a few conservatives in Texas who celebrate the holiday. I don't know how they celebrate it, but it is well known. Ending slavery of course is a great thing, it should have been done in 1787.

Posted by: Quint at June 19, 2018 07:19 PM (n13/j)

371 "Tubby Jonah Goldberg has an article today about how nation states are just an extension of our "tribal mind" and we will evolve toward "dynamic global unity.""

Has anyone told him "Star Trek" was just an excuse for Roddenberry to get some on the casting couch?

Posted by: Rob Crawford at June 19, 2018 07:39 PM (t9n/3)

372 Tubby Jonah Goldberg has an article today about how nation states are
just an extension of our "tribal mind" and we will evolve toward
"dynamic global unity." He prevaricates about not knowing whether or not
that would be "better," but it's clear where his sympathies.


Seems odd that all these assholes are actually ideological communists. The end game to what they advocate for is exactly that. Global, redistributionist, collectivist communism. Really?

Are they that stupid or are they just revealing themselves?

I feel like I'm in a movie where nothing was what it seemed all along. Like everyone is really just aliens in human bodies.

Posted by: dagny at June 19, 2018 07:43 PM (SchhY)

373 Oh my....
if no one's said it, it's hung as a LION. A sheep is no more dangerous than a lamb.

Posted by: Gooshy at June 19, 2018 07:57 PM (F2VRp)

374 213 I reported that f*cking OWS this morning. I knew they'd do nothing - and can guarantee hundreds if not thousands have reported it. Screw twitter.

Posted by: clutch cargo at June 19, 2018 06:47 PM (RHEDC)


Copy it, change "ICE" to "BLM" and repost it. see how fast it gets reported and taken down.

Posted by: BifBewalskiBot at June 19, 2018 07:57 PM (RiqFp)

375 Now's the time to start converting more people to the moron cause. Black voters take heart; dems are trying to replace you with brown voters. The dems need a never ending supply of immigrants because after two generations, Latins begin voting republican.

Posted by: IanDeal at June 19, 2018 08:22 PM (5mrLG)

376 If you have doubts that the United States is in a Civil War the left is now targeting ICE employees and their families. Notice that Twitter is perfectly fine with this. SHOCKER I know! #FuckTwitter #LockAndLoad

@sam_lavigne
20h20 hours ago
More
I scraped LinkedIn for people that work for ICE:
https://bit.ly/2tosZlN

Posted by: Trigger Warning at June 20, 2018 04:25 AM (YRXy3)

Progressive Conspiracy Theory Of the Day, #2: OMG, Not Only Does ICE Have NAZIS Working For Them, They Publicly Promote These NAZIS!!!!

Really?

John Sexton explains at Hot Air.

It's all based on this picture, and then propagandized by ignorant media-class morons:



Sexton adds:

Apparently, a reporter for the New Yorker was also sharing this nonsense. It caught on enough that ICE issued a response on Twitter this morning.

Well, ICE had to respond to this idiocy, and they did. The tattoo on his elbow is of his unit in Afghanistan, and outfit called "Titan 2."

Of course, this should have been obvious from the start, for one simple reason:

The tattoo is plainly not an Iron Cross.

You'd have to be an idiot not to recognize the shape, and further recognize the shape as "not an Iron Cross."

Here are some iron cross symbols, on Google. The interesting thing about them is that they do not look like the tattoo on this guy's elbow, except in that they are, yes, crosses of some kind.

Did that shape not stir any recognition in the minds of the retards who see a four-armed symbol and shriek "IRON CROSS!!! NAZIS!!!" ?

Because the moment I saw it, I recognized it as the type of cross most famously seen on virtually every fireman's helmet, which is actually a Florian cross, a variant of the Maltese cross.

st-florian-cross-fire-department.jpg

OMG, it's the symbol of the Nazi Reichstag Fire Squad!!! REEEEEE!!!!

See, there are lots and lots of cross symbols -- it's one of the most ancient symbols on earth, predating even Christianity by, oh, fifty thousand years.

There are many variations.

The Iron Cross and Florian Cross look very different -- apart from having four arms. The Iron Cross either has flat-sided arms or arms with a concave curve, and ends that are either flat or concave, while the Florian Cross is almost all convex, rounded outward on the sides, rounded at the end, so much that it looks more like a four-leaf clover than a cross.

We're now down to the point where retarded actors and reporters cannot even recognize very basic shapes apart, shapes we see weekly (in the case of the Florian cross, given that just about every firetruck and fire helmet is emblazoned with them) or every once in a while in movies about WWII or WWI.

I realize you mental defectives cannot read written words. Can you at least learn the difference between common shapes, you malignant, lunatic obsessive retards?

Life is now imitating SNL's Celebrity Jeopardy sketches.

OMG: The New Yorker employee who shared this on social media?

A fact-checker.

Bear in mind the New Yorker used to be famously proud of its fact-checking department. That bit was featured in Bright Lights, Big City.

Now they can't tell basic shapes apart and don't feel the need to Shape Check their social media farts.

Officials with ICE are now demanding that the New Yorker and Talia Lavin apologize over her erroneous tweet about Justin Gaertner.

In the gaffe, Lavin allegedly implied over the weekend that Gaertner, a combat-wounded veteran and ICE forensics analyst, had the Nazis' Iron Cross inked on his elbow.

...

But she deleted her post after "military veterans responded that the tattoo looked more like a Maltese cross, a symbol associated with firefighters," ICE said in a statement.

The tattoo, according to Gaertner, is actually a “Titan 2” symbol for his platoon when he served in Afghanistan.

“The writing on his right arm is the Spartan Creed which is about protecting family and children,” ICE said. “Anyone attempting to advance their personal political opinions by baselessly slandering an American hero should be issuing public apologies to Mr. Gaertner and retractions. This includes Levin [sic] and the New Yorker.”

Gaertner lost both of his legs and suffered other permanent injuries when an IED exploded during his deployment to Helmand Province, Afghanistan. He served as a fire team leader and lead sweeper for IEDs.

Now Gaertner is a para-Olympic athlete who has "volunteered his time to motivate other wounded warriors and Boston bombing victims," according to ICE. With the immigration agency, he helps solve criminal cases related to sexually abused children.

Lavin made her Twitter account private following the backlash over her tweet -- which was in response to a May 25 ICE post that featured a photo of Gaertner.

BTW, although the Maltese and Florian crosses are often confused, the tattoo is definitely of a Florian cross.

The Maltese cross is all sharp edges and looks like two bow-ties crossed over each other.

Sue. Sue Like the Wind. Ron Perlman must have a little bit of money.

This guy should file a slander suit post-haste. Automatic win.


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Posted by: wytshus at June 19, 2018 05:10 PM (zRWwx)

2 First?
Cuz the Iron Cross was the symbol of NAZI - oh, wait, no it wasn't.
Guess I better stick to bad acting.

Posted by: Ron Moronman at June 19, 2018 05:10 PM (37IEG)

3
Ron Perlman:

Not only a Leftist and D-list actor suffering from polyploidy, but a complete and utter schmuck to boot.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 19, 2018 05:10 PM (VM6ev)

4 Short answer, Yes, D-list actor Ron Perlman, that is a mistake.

Did you have any more questions?

Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 19, 2018 05:10 PM (H5rtT)

5 Believe it or not the swastika is also considered to be a good luck symbol in various cultures around the world...

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at June 19, 2018 05:11 PM (ZIoLS)

6 Someone pooped in my underwear!!!



...you local MSM...

Posted by: Bruce at June 19, 2018 05:11 PM (8ikIW)

7 Perlman is a D list actor if D stands for douchebag.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 19, 2018 05:11 PM (Bc1aB)

8 Good Lord! D-List actor (in his dreams) with low IQ shall lead us all to Utopia if only we would pay more attention to his Tweets! Wasn't he in some bestiality show?

Posted by: kathysaysso at June 19, 2018 05:11 PM (yACxx)

9 Dickery. Dickery never changes.

Posted by: Joshua at June 19, 2018 05:11 PM (Y5muH)

10 >>>First?
Cuz the Iron Cross was the symbol of NAZI - oh, wait, no it wasn't.
Guess I better stick to bad acting.

right, well that's the next thing.

But I can't even state that fact because these retards will next say "OMG LOOK HE'S DEFENDING THE NAZI IRON CROSS!!!!" even as I point out the symbol was a Prussian military symbol long before there was a Nazi party or, indeed, even before there was a united Germany.

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2018 05:12 PM (PA9oZ)

11
More like Perl-necklace...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 19, 2018 05:12 PM (VM6ev)

12 Yeesh. I have been following this one somewhat. These fools really do see Nazis hiding behind every bush. If they *really* want to find fascists (though not necessarily Nazis) I can give them some great, easy-to-follow advice:
Look in the damn mirror.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2018 05:12 PM (I2dne)

13 The Iron cross itself is not nazi ,long predates them and is still in use by the Germans who have made nazi symbols illegal.

Posted by: steevy at June 19, 2018 05:12 PM (LiyEm)

14 Don't google polyploidy.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 19, 2018 05:12 PM (pUDQf)

15 Please let the leftists keep going on twatter until November.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 19, 2018 05:12 PM (pw+jk)

16 Um, the modern German Luftwaffe still slaps an Iron Cross on its aircraft.

Posted by: Captain Ned at June 19, 2018 05:13 PM (XIfux)

17 @3 Looks like he's not actually suffering from it, just trying to make the rest of us suffer from it.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 19, 2018 05:13 PM (H5rtT)

18 You can't fool Ron Perlman. He's on to all of the Nazi fire fighters too!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 19, 2018 05:14 PM (OLCnA)

19 Point of fact, the Iron Cross is from Prussia. Even the Swastika is an old symbol but will forever be associated with the National SOCIALIST Workers Party.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 19, 2018 05:14 PM (pw+jk)

20 You know who else had fire brigades?

Hitler.

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2018 05:14 PM (PA9oZ)

21 Besides the Iron Cross was a symbol of Germany / Prussia not NAZIS.

I believe it's still used today.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 19, 2018 05:14 PM (Bc1aB)

22 D list actor...Perlman gives himself too much credit.

Posted by: Tentotwo at June 19, 2018 05:15 PM (yhf6w)

23 That big brow ridge of his ain't just whistling dixie.

Posted by: nip at June 19, 2018 05:15 PM (ECLaL)

24 20 You know who else had fire brigades?

Hitler.
Posted by: ace at June 19, 2018 05:14 PM (PA9oZ)


"I know, right?!"

- - Montag, (Fahrenheit 451)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 19, 2018 05:15 PM (VM6ev)

25 >>>Even the Swastika is an old symbol but will forever be associated with the National SOCIALIST Workers Party.

I believe the Indian good luck symbol has arms that bend the other way.

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2018 05:15 PM (PA9oZ)

26 Ron Perlman needs a bag of dicks STAT. He said on Morning Joke today that the U. S. is one of the biggest abusers of human rights.

And that Marine is amazing. Semper Fi, hon.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2018 05:15 PM (ptqGC)

27 You know who else had dogs? Nazis. That's who.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 19, 2018 05:15 PM (pUDQf)

28 Next up, swastikas in India, Hopi pottery and the gosh-darn New Mexico National Guard. Nazis I tell you, every where the Nazis.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 19, 2018 05:15 PM (H5rtT)

29 The man is a Ginger. Do you people not see this ?
Soulless gingers ripping families apart !!!!!11111!!

Posted by: Boomer at June 19, 2018 05:15 PM (2cfUo)

30 Evergreen comment

t's really, really, really hard not to hate these people.
Posted by: random lurker commenter at June 19, 2018 04:49 PM (oLa9K)

Posted by: random lurker commenter at June 19, 2018 05:15 PM (oLa9K)

31 Poor ron, even the letter sequence of the alphabet is a challenge.

Posted by: Ever at June 19, 2018 05:16 PM (QPeHQ)

32 Well 'Ron', he's probably way more of a hero than you could even dream of being. While you're at it dickbreath, why don't you tell us how his service dog is a GERMAN SHEPARD! which, coupled with the "iron cross" proves he's a NAZI.

You D-List jackass - at least you know your true value though, I'll give you that much.

Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 19, 2018 05:16 PM (37IEG)

33 Believe it or not the swastika is also considered to be a good luck symbol in various cultures around the world...
Posted by: Lord Squirrel at June 19, 2018 05:11 PM (ZIoLS)

See any 70s kung fu flick, especially if they show a Buddhist temple.

Posted by: auscolpyr at June 19, 2018 05:16 PM (suO/a)

34 Excuse me but is that a picture communist murderer you have on your t-shirt?

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 19, 2018 05:16 PM (Bc1aB)

35 Moar lawsuits.

They damaged this fellow's reputation by calling him a Nazi.

Until you make them pay, they won't stop.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 19, 2018 05:16 PM (UOcKN)

36 More disturbing that even with this, there are people who take this no-talent hack seriously.

Perlman needs to go away.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at June 19, 2018 05:16 PM (++G28)

37 Incompetent assholes. Every.Single.One.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 19, 2018 05:16 PM (Y9uH4)

38 Don't get to many baseball games, eh Mr. Perlman?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 19, 2018 05:16 PM (VgKNm)

39 In the interest of being pedantic, what we call the Iron Cross is the Ritterkreuz (Knight's Cross) which goes back to the Prussian Kingdom and was used in WWI.

It's not Nazi, though the Nazis used it. The Hakenkreuz (sort of hooked cross, Swastika) is Nazi.

The Ritterkreuz is just a callback to German military tradition.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 19, 2018 05:16 PM (fuK7c)

40 So on the one hand. It is getting ever easier to spot the idiots, haters and those completely ruled by first impulse emotions.

OTOH I can't help but worry about the number of people who fall into one of these clown groups. An idiotic violent mob is still a dangerous violent mob.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at June 19, 2018 05:17 PM (eASYU)

41 5 Believe it or not the swastika is also considered to be a good luck symbol in various cultures around the world...
Posted by: Lord Squirrel at June 19, 2018 05:11 PM (ZIoLS)


And it's also thousands of years old.

Posted by: rickl at June 19, 2018 05:17 PM (xjiRE)

42 I hate Nazi firemen.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2018 05:17 PM (/tuJf)

43 26 Ron Perlman needs a bag of dicks STAT. He said on Morning Joke today that the U. S. is one of the biggest abusers of human rights.

And that Marine is amazing. Semper Fi, hon.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2018 05:15 PM (ptqGC)


Mr. Perlman:

If we abuse human rights so terribly, how is it you are allowed to point that out in public without being hauled off to Trump-schwitz with all speed?

You can go to Guatemala where you will be welcomed as a DREAMER.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 19, 2018 05:17 PM (VM6ev)

44 At least Ron Perlman realizes he's a D-lister, like Kathy Griffin. So there's that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2018 05:17 PM (ptqGC)

45 That guy is wearing pants.

Hitler wore pants.

Argh!!!

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at June 19, 2018 05:17 PM (++G28)

46 Just like that dumbass Silverman who saw the gas line marks on the street as swastikas.

I got an idea!

Let's release the little chirruns in the detention centers and put any Nazi symbol leftard in their place!

Probably some vacancies in the legendary FEMA camps.

Posted by: kallisto at June 19, 2018 05:17 PM (kD8Fh)

47 Most firefighters are white, dude. It's a system that incorporates, no, even exalts Nazi like symbolism in order to perpetuate white hegemony.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 19, 2018 05:18 PM (CPk08)

48 Ron Perlman got promoted to "D" list? When did that happen?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 05:18 PM (YqDXo)

49 Didn't Nazis also wear shirts? Like, dark colored shirts??

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 19, 2018 05:18 PM (pUDQf)

50
25 >>>Even the Swastika is an old symbol but will forever be associated with the National SOCIALIST Workers Party.

I believe the Indian good luck symbol has arms that bend the other way.


i dunno. watched "night of the generals" on tmc the other night. there was a long shot of a street that had flags going both ways.

hollywood wouldn't lie to me, would it?

especially about jeeps driving around in paris in 1944? (laughed out loud at that one)

Posted by: Anachronda at June 19, 2018 05:18 PM (xGZ+b)

51 If you want to realize that we are living with people who are seriously mentally ill and emotionally crippled, (not to mention major liars) but have constant access to the internet, click on the twitter photo and read through the comments. There will be three factual comments from normal people, then there will be a comment from someone either in their parent's basement or in a paid for housing because they cannot support themselves in the real world. it's amazing.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 19, 2018 05:18 PM (OdLH1)

52 45 That guy is wearing pants.

Hitler wore pants.

Argh!!!
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at June 19, 2018 05:17 PM (++G2


"He could paint an entire apartment, two coats, in one afternoon!"

- - Franz Liebkin

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 19, 2018 05:18 PM (VM6ev)

53 Hey maybe the crucifix is a Nazi cross too!!!!

Posted by: Average Progressive Hate Retard at June 19, 2018 05:18 PM (PA9oZ)

54 No, Ron. It's not ICE who hires these Nazis! It's the gas company!

Posted by: The Incredibly Stupid Sarah Silverman at June 19, 2018 05:19 PM (O5Q3r)

55 Hey JJ, Heidi said if I run into you, to thank you for the unseasonably cool weather we have in Phoenix these days.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'Shamelessly self promoting for the Degeneration Award' at June 19, 2018 05:19 PM (2CQCl)

56 I believe that Ron has difficulty finding his way out of the house in the morning.

Posted by: Bruce at June 19, 2018 05:19 PM (8ikIW)

57 49 Didn't Nazis also wear shirts? Like, dark colored shirts??
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 19, 2018 05:18 PM (pUDQf)


"Ach, so..."

- - Hugo Boss

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 19, 2018 05:19 PM (VM6ev)

58 I saw the Malignant Lunatic Obsessive Retards open for U2 at ...no wait, that was U2. Never mind.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 19, 2018 05:19 PM (CPk08)

59 Pretty sure the Iron Cross predates the Nazis anyway. Didn't Rommel win one in WWI for his combat heroics in Italy?

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at June 19, 2018 05:19 PM (X8p7j)

60 Given the stupid times we live in, if this gentleman still had all of his limbs then he probably would've been placed on leave or otherwise reprimanded despite not being a Nazi.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at June 19, 2018 05:19 PM (NL6wI)

61 And he looks so smug in his little wheeled nazi chair

Posted by: Boomer at June 19, 2018 05:19 PM (2cfUo)

62 This just in: the Red Baron was a Nazi, before there even were Nazis.

https://tinyurl.com/y7n6e8af

Now THAT'S being an early adopter.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 05:19 PM (YqDXo)

63 Firemen: The guys you call after liberals bring racial justice to your community.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 19, 2018 05:19 PM (UOcKN)

64 Ahem. A) What fucking dumbasses and B) the Iron Cross was PRUSSIAN in origin, not Nazi.

Idiots.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 19, 2018 05:20 PM (EV0ql)

65 I realize you mental defectives cannot read written words. Can you at least learn the difference between common shapes, you malignant, lunatic obsessive retards?[/]

when I first looked at the pic I thought they mistook him for Nazi due to his hair, because they're that out of their minds.

Posted by: kallisto at June 19, 2018 05:20 PM (kD8Fh)

66 The Iron Cross was around long before Nazi Germany.

I think they still use it today.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 19, 2018 05:20 PM (4ErVI)

67 55 Hey JJ, Heidi said if I run into you, to thank you for the unseasonably cool weather we have in Phoenix these days.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'Shamelessly self promoting for the Degeneration Award' at June 19, 2018 05:19 PM (2CQCl)


Jes' me and muh "minyan."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 19, 2018 05:20 PM (VM6ev)

68 Ever look at a US Army marksmanship badge?

Posted by: CSMBigBird at June 19, 2018 05:20 PM (xInes)

69 That Marine, who lost his legs in A-stan, has bigger balls than Ron Perlman.

And that Marine is also working against child trafficking. Bill Clinton hardest hit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2018 05:20 PM (ptqGC)

70 Steel cage match: Double-amputee veteran in wheelchair with service dog, versus leftist D-list actor with tragic mug and fancy-pants attitude.
PayPer.View.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 19, 2018 05:20 PM (H5rtT)

71 Is that Jewish guy wearing a pentagram? WTF?

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 19, 2018 05:20 PM (Bc1aB)

72 The Iron Cross is the current symbol of the Luftwaffe, so nothing nazi-specific about it. It's German.

Posted by: josephistan at June 19, 2018 05:20 PM (7HtZB)

73 Leave it to a leftist Z list retarded actor to smear a wounded Marine.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 05:20 PM (YqDXo)

74 Hello? German Shepherd..dog is a Nazi.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'Shamelessly self promoting for the Degeneration Award' at June 19, 2018 05:21 PM (2CQCl)

75 They WANT to see Nazis everywhere. They can't admit good people can disagree with them, so disagreement must be evil, and the ultimate evil is...

Posted by: Rob Crawford at June 19, 2018 05:21 PM (t9n/3)

76 Don't these people believe in doing a little bit of research on google before yapping off on twitter? they don't seem to be familiar with that old adage 'you are entitled to your opinions but not to your own facts'.

Posted by: IC at June 19, 2018 05:21 PM (a0IVu)

77

10, 20, 30, 40, 50 or more,
Perlman's D-Listers, shedding IQ points by the score...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 19, 2018 05:21 PM (VM6ev)

78 Isn't that eagle symbol used by the Luftwaffe also commonly used by the US military?

Posted by: X-ray at June 19, 2018 05:21 PM (IoWN7)

79 Peter Strzok looks like Neil Peart.

Prove me wrong.

Posted by: Serious Cat at June 19, 2018 05:21 PM (aNP7B)

80 Hitler is in hell. Ron Perlman played Hell Boy in the movies. Coincidence?

Ergo, Ron Perlman is a nazi.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 19, 2018 05:21 PM (pUDQf)

81 Perlman has a hard time finding panties in his size.

Posted by: Tentotwo at June 19, 2018 05:21 PM (yhf6w)

82 Shamrocks, literally worse than Hitler

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at June 19, 2018 05:21 PM (RKQ/v)

83 This just in: the Red Baron was a Nazi, before there even were Nazis.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 05:19 PM (


Snoopy is a Nazi?! Poor Charlie Brown. The guy cannot catch a break. Does this mean Woodstock is a Nazi sympathizer?

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 19, 2018 05:21 PM (tQASX)

84 71 Is that Jewish guy wearing a pentagram? WTF?
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 19, 2018 05:20 PM (Bc1aB)


He got a defective Magen Dovid 10% off.

Missing a point.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 19, 2018 05:21 PM (VM6ev)

85
Jes' me and muh "minyan."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 19, 2018 05:20 PM (VM6ev)

lol.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'Shamelessly self promoting for the Degeneration Award' at June 19, 2018 05:22 PM (2CQCl)

86 Oy.

Posted by: Adriane the Technology Critic ... at June 19, 2018 05:22 PM (AoK0a)

87 Hitler was recommend for an Iron Cross 1st class in 1918 - by, get this, a German Jewish officer.

Hardly a decoration he was going to 86 given he had received both a 2nd class and 1st class award for his service in WW I.

Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 19, 2018 05:22 PM (37IEG)

88 82 Shamrocks, literally worse than Hitler
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at June 19, 2018 05:21 PM (RKQ/v)


How do you say Lucky the Leprechaun in Austrianese?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 19, 2018 05:22 PM (VM6ev)

89 79 Peter Strzok looks like Neil Peart.

Prove me wrong.

But can the fucker drum like Peart ?

Posted by: Boomer at June 19, 2018 05:22 PM (2cfUo)

90 I guarandamntee you that young Marine has enough upper body strength to made up for his lack of legs. He could take Ron Perlman easily.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2018 05:22 PM (ptqGC)

91 willowed


370 there you are VM. OT please. What do you eat for breakfast on meat program? how many meals, and what for snacks?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'Shamelessly self promoting for the Degeneration Award' at June 19, 2018 05:10 PM (2CQCl)

Hi CB,

Since I don't really have a k t of time for breakfast, I like it when I have leftover meat I can eat then.

A lot of times I use my airfryer to cook burgers, sliced pork belly or porchops and eat that. I also cook bacon there or in the oven. Sometimes I eat eggs and cheese with the meat.

I eat 3 meals a day and snack whenever hungry. When I first started I was hungry a lot and always had ham or roast beef slices and cheese on hand to snack

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 19, 2018 05:22 PM (hMwEB)

92 51 If you want to realize that we are living with people who are seriously mentally ill and emotionally crippled, (not to mention major liars) but have constant access to the internet, click on the twitter photo and read through the comments. There will be three factual comments from normal people, then there will be a comment from someone either in their parent's basement or in a paid for housing because they cannot support themselves in the real world. it's amazing.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 19, 2018 05:18 PM (OdLH1)

Scary to remember these people have always been with us. Back in the old days long before the internet, they mostly sat in the house looking out the window and drinking. Sometimes they were on the lawn spouting gibberish. As kids we just thought they were retarded people and treated them as such.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 19, 2018 05:22 PM (4ErVI)

93 How does the Left maintain this level of hysteria?

Phantom Nazi symbols, fake crisis of fake illegal alien families, etc.

It's exhausting just listening to this. Where do they find the energy to stay this ginned up?

Posted by: Ersatz at June 19, 2018 05:22 PM (44PTs)

94 Even a Canadian can figure it out!
http://disq.us/p/1tc2lsc

Posted by: andycanuck at June 19, 2018 05:22 PM (Evws/)

95 The Iron Cross was a military decoration of the Kingdom of Prussia and later of Germany which was established by King Frederick William III of Prussia.

Boy are there some dumb people in this world. Heavy concentration in Hollywood.

Posted by: wrg500 at June 19, 2018 05:22 PM (Bdeb0)

96 The Iron Cross well predates, and survives, the Third Reich.

So stupid.

It's like saying that wooden crosses are racist, because some guys in hoods lit them up from time to time during a bad period in our history.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2018 05:23 PM (AzW6q)

97 53 Hey maybe the crucifix is a Nazi cross too!!!!
Posted by: Average Progressive Hate Retard at June 19, 2018 05:18 PM (PA9oZ)


Jesus was a Nazi!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 05:23 PM (YqDXo)

98 mind, the swastika has been around since the Bronze Age too. seems to be a stylised spinning (chariot) wheel.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 19, 2018 05:23 PM (dQsCC)

99 I've got to wonder

If Hitler and the Nazis never existed, who would the Left accuse their opponents of being?

Posted by: Ersatz at June 19, 2018 05:23 PM (44PTs)

100 14 Don't google polyploidy.

sounds like one of those pattern-matching games for a phone, where they don't give you enough moves to finish the level so that you'll buy stuff using microtransactions.

Posted by: Anachronda at June 19, 2018 05:23 PM (NmR1a)

101 These are your betters folks.

If they saw half my tattoos, I would probably be declared a Hells Angels psycho

Posted by: Marcus T at June 19, 2018 05:24 PM (iHRFg)

102 There *is* a German shepherd in the picture, though. A Nazi dog!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2018 05:24 PM (ptqGC)

103 Looks like an Ace of Spade symbol on the dog jacket.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 19, 2018 05:24 PM (tQASX)

104 Don't these people believe in doing a little bit of research on google before yapping off on twitter? they don't seem to be familiar with that old adage 'you are entitled to your opinions but not to your own facts'.
Posted by: IC at June 19, 2018 05:21 PM (a0IVu)

They simply vomit up this stuff in between snorts of coke, and hits of heroin.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 19, 2018 05:24 PM (OdLH1)

105 And he's got a Nazi dog!!! GERMAN Shepard!!!

Posted by: Ron Assman at June 19, 2018 05:24 PM (Evws/)

106 doesn't matter what Truth is ... they can hear the dog whistles, they can see the Nazi intent, no matter how patriots try to hide it ... like behind any cross, or by supporting Trump, or by helping children ... cuz the Nazi whisperers can hear the Nazi intent ...

just ask Chrissy Matthews. one legs gives him thrills for Obama, the other gives him chills whenever a patriot or Trump voter is near. They are seers ... prognosticators ... /s
nah, they're just consumed with their hate.

Posted by: illiniwek at June 19, 2018 05:24 PM (bT8Z4)

107 93 How does the Left maintain this level of hysteria?

Phantom Nazi symbols, fake crisis of fake illegal alien families, etc.

It's exhausting just listening to this. Where do they find the energy to stay this ginned up?
Posted by: Ersatz at June 19, 2018 05:22 PM (44PTs)


Drugs.

And mental illness.

It's how they're incensed by MLB's support of the KKK until the fourth strikeout of the game.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 05:24 PM (YqDXo)

108 I have a dream: that time traveling Storm Troopers show up in these mental defectives' living rooms, thinking they've landed at the HQ of local Polish resistance.

THEN maybe these idiots would get a clue about how Nazis really act.

Posted by: kallisto at June 19, 2018 05:24 PM (kD8Fh)

109 Well, penis faced Hell Boy is on a roll today. Your post led me to unfortunately read some of his Twister feed. Twister where they twist the truth and act like 7th graders 'I know you are but what am I?'

They're going to ride this 'evil Republicans detaining children' horse until it dies of exhaustion.

Posted by: Sphynx at June 19, 2018 05:24 PM (rXie1)

110 Ron Perlman clearly needs a new heart, because the one he has isn't pumping nearly enough blood to the tiny brain he has hidden in his comically large melon.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 19, 2018 05:25 PM (0oDnb)

111 How is it that we so often lose to these retardates?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 19, 2018 05:25 PM (HiLJ1)

112
Follow this link to see that, indeed, the Iron Cross remains the official of FRG's Bundeswehr:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bundeswehr

These freaking journalists are supposed to be worldly. And they're all college graduates.

Says a lot for J-School.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2018 05:25 PM (AzW6q)

113 99 I've got to wonder

If Hitler and the Nazis never existed, who would the Left accuse their opponents of being?
Posted by: Ersatz at June 19, 2018 05:23 PM (44PTs)

Nixon?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 19, 2018 05:25 PM (pUDQf)

114 >>mind, the swastika has been around since the Bronze Age too.

Popular with Indians (dot not feather) too.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2018 05:25 PM (/tuJf)

115 Everyone the progressives disagree with is a Nazi.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 19, 2018 05:25 PM (W+vEI)

116 It's interesting how easily the left immediately goes after people who served.

MS13 tattoos? Spark of the divine or whatever.

This guy? Nazi.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 19, 2018 05:25 PM (VgKNm)

117 110 Ron Perlman clearly needs a new heart, because the one he has isn't pumping nearly enough blood to the tiny brain he has hidden in his comically large melon.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 19, 2018 05:25 PM (0oDnb)


Big Paulie Castellano penis pump for the cranium.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 19, 2018 05:25 PM (VM6ev)

118 66 The Iron Cross was around long before Nazi Germany.

I think they still use it today.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 19, 2018 05:20 PM (4ErVI)


The cross was also used by the Crusaders who were notorious Islamophobes!

Posted by: rickl at June 19, 2018 05:25 PM (xjiRE)

119 Can someone send Perlman one of the toddler toys that has shapes you push through a board so the 18 month old learns shapes and colors?
They are made out of plastic, so he'll be able to teeth on them without harm.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 19, 2018 05:26 PM (OdLH1)

120 mind, the swastika has been around since the Bronze Age too. seems to be a stylised spinning (chariot) wheel.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 19, 2018 05:23 PM



Fidget spinners are whtie supremcist naz i symbol !!!1!
Ban ban ban them NOW!!1!!!

Posted by: raging nitwit progtard at June 19, 2018 05:26 PM (EzdLW)

121 Hey JJ, Heidi said if I run into you, to thank you for the unseasonably cool weather we have in Phoenix these days.


Posted by: Cannibal Bob


Sooooo, You guys got OUR weather !

Posted by: JT at June 19, 2018 05:26 PM (nBx9H)

122 He's just asking questions. Stupid, stupid questions.

Posted by: Steve Earle Song Ideas at June 19, 2018 05:26 PM (PvCxa)

123 I eat 3 meals a day and snack whenever hungry. When I
first started I was hungry a lot and always had ham or roast beef
slices and cheese on hand to snack

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 19, 2018 05:22 PM (hMwEB)

thank you! July. I'm going full-meat. Back in the gym after shoulder surgery so its time. Gonna make jerky for snacks, and make and freeze a buncha bacon. Pork chops seem really cheap so may be my go too. kicking it off by cooking a turkey...FOR ME!!!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'Shamelessly self promoting for the Degeneration Award' at June 19, 2018 05:26 PM (2CQCl)

124 115 Everyone the progressives disagree with is a Nazi.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 19, 2018 05:25 PM (W+vEI)


Ironic, and not in the cross way, considering the Nazi movement was one of the first fully "progressive" governments.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 19, 2018 05:26 PM (VM6ev)

125 I always suspected Woodstock was a dirty quisling.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at June 19, 2018 05:26 PM (X8p7j)

126 How is it that we so often lose to these retardates?
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 19, 2018 05:25 PM (HiLJ1


They make it up in volume.

Posted by: X-ray at June 19, 2018 05:27 PM (IoWN7)

127 Iron Crosses were NAZI before there were NAZIs OMG!!!! OMG!!!!

Posted by: Ron 'Dipshit' Pearlman at June 19, 2018 05:27 PM (37IEG)

128 Still. The. Insignia. Of. The. Bundeswehr.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 19, 2018 05:27 PM (EV0ql)

129 The D in D-List must be douchebag.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2018 05:27 PM (IqV8l)

130 How does the Left maintain this level of hysteria?


===

*clears throat*

They are afflicted by psychopathy !

**things I learned at AoSHQ**


Posted by: runner at June 19, 2018 05:27 PM (bUjCl)

131 119 Can someone send Perlman one of the toddler toys that has shapes you push through a board so the 18 month old learns shapes and colors?
They are made out of plastic, so he'll be able to teeth on them without harm.
Posted by: Jen the original at June 19, 2018 05:26 PM (OdLH1)


If they don't fit, he can shift the shapes, nudge-nudge wink-wink...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 19, 2018 05:27 PM (VM6ev)

132 St George Cross. Fine on an ambulance. Evil on a shield. White Privilege.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 19, 2018 05:27 PM (Bc1aB)

133 So, he doesn't mention the wheelchair, the legs lost, or the dog. Nor commend him for his continued service to the country. Just asks about his ink.

Does he mention the jail and gang ink on rappers and actors? Thought not.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 19, 2018 05:27 PM (tQASX)

134 114 >>mind, the swastika has been around since the Bronze Age too.

Popular with Indians (dot not feather) too.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2018 05:25 PM (/tuJf)

Actually, popular with both. Swastikas were used by many Southwest Indian tribes.

Posted by: josephistan at June 19, 2018 05:27 PM (7HtZB)

135 This is sort of on topic because it relates to my attempts to provide research based snark.

I'm really mad at google. Bing just has Bing, but google allegedly has country-specific sites. So it used to be that if I wanted an Italian source for something I'd go to google.it, or google.de for German.

It doesn't care anymore. It goes by where your IP is. I was in Italy earlier this year and it only gave Italian results, no matter which country suffix I typed in.

I'm trying to look up google.de stuff right now and it's only giving me American returns.

Dudes! If I'm asking for *.de please give me that. Maybe I'm a Kraut stranded here and I don't speak American. Don't second guess me.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 19, 2018 05:28 PM (fuK7c)

136 I guess Perlman is an expert because he played a raaacist white supremacist biker on tv?



It's weird that a guy who kinda humanized white supremacists with his tv show is the first guy to point and say, "Look, a NAZI!!!"

Posted by: Lizzy at June 19, 2018 05:28 PM (W+vEI)

137 These freaking journalists are supposed to be worldly. And they're all college graduates.

Says a lot for J-School.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2018 05:25 PM (AzW6q)

Like most Colleges of Education. All that is taught at these places is that traditional American society is evil and must be destroyed.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 19, 2018 05:28 PM (OdLH1)

138 most swastikas that aren't evil nazi swastikas turn clockwise ('deosil')

the evil nazi swastika turns counter-clockwise ('widdershins')

it pays to increase your word power tm

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at June 19, 2018 05:28 PM (RKQ/v)

139
I just happen to have the same eagle tattooed on my arm as that guy has. Mines a bit older though.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 19, 2018 05:28 PM (10vO4)

140 Sooooo, You guys got OUR weather !

Posted by: JT at June 19, 2018 05:26 PM (nBx9H)

JT! where are you again?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'Shamelessly self promoting for the Degeneration Award' at June 19, 2018 05:28 PM (2CQCl)

141 What's a perlman? STD??

Posted by: Under Fire at June 19, 2018 05:29 PM (r9UYA)

142 Ron Perlman peaked as the fake Methos on Highlander: The Series.

Posted by: wooga at June 19, 2018 05:29 PM (43VTL)

143 To be fair, he is a white man with tattoos. And white men with tattoos are almost all Nazis who stereotype and prejudge people based on looks.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 19, 2018 05:29 PM (wdmm9)

144 I'm not surprised...this from the geniuses that thought orange ear plugs were ZOMG!!! RUBBER BULLETS! RUN!!!!

Posted by: Tami at June 19, 2018 05:29 PM (Enq6K)

145 I wanna bitch slap Perlman, then go and hug the guy working at the computer. Unfortunately, I can't do either.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 19, 2018 05:29 PM (tQASX)

146 >>Mines a bit older though.

Why did you choose an old eagle?

Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2018 05:30 PM (/tuJf)

147 The tattoo is plainly not an Iron Cross.

You'd have to be an idiot not to recognize the shape, and further recognize the shape as "not an Iron Cross."


If the Iron Cross is a clear indication of a Nazi then that means all male gymnasts are Nazis!

Speaking of which ... the Olympics adopted more than a few Nazi innovations for the games. That torch relay to start the games ... Nazis.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 19, 2018 05:30 PM (xlCXC)

148
Knew a guy in college radio, whose pigmentation shall be unidentified, who had an incredible voice but a champagne grape for a brain (like Perlman) who used to pronounce "neo-Nazi" as "Knee-Oh-Nays-Eyes."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 19, 2018 05:30 PM (VM6ev)

149 Perlman has a tattoo of a chicken with a penis in it. Apparently.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 19, 2018 05:30 PM (dQsCC)

150 5:30 - headed out to a Theology on Tap night, sponsored by a local Catholic young adult group. I'm Catholic & adult - 2 out of 3 ain't bad.

Posted by: josephistan at June 19, 2018 05:30 PM (7HtZB)

151 Goodwins neurosis. needs more nukes.

Posted by: muckrack at June 19, 2018 05:30 PM (DoqY9)

152
Starbucks closing 150 stores, my guess its the ones mostly used as shitholes.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 19, 2018 05:30 PM (r+sAi)

153 Mental exercise: Perlman says this to a Hell's Angel about one of their tats.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 19, 2018 05:30 PM (EV0ql)

154 Perlmans face and his tiny leftard brain are a match. Lies and bullshit are all they have.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 19, 2018 05:30 PM (sqaXk)

155 122 He's just asking questions. Stupid, stupid questions.
Posted by: Steve Earle Song Ideas at June 19, 2018 05:26 PM (PvCxa)


You see, that's why when he got a master's degree in theater (or whatever they called it), he only had to do coursework in "Crying on Command" and "Making Your Lower Lip Quiver To Show How Sensitive You Are."

They gave him lifetime credit for "Saying Stupid Shit in Public," and waived the course on that for him.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 05:30 PM (YqDXo)

156 JT! where are you again?

America .

Posted by: JT at June 19, 2018 05:30 PM (nBx9H)

157 Hey, that Nazi ICE guy has a German Shepherd next to him. A GERMAN Shepherd. And it's wearing a uniform! With black straps and some kind of insignia! It's probably a member of the SS!

Oh, the humanity . . . . . . .!!!

Posted by: Idiot leftist (but I repeat myself) at June 19, 2018 05:30 PM (fqUgw)

158 To be fair, he is a white man with tattoos. And white men with tattoos are almost all Nazis wh