Outliers: Lindsey Graham Claims that Steven Miller is an "Outlier" On Immigration; White House Says Miss Lindsey is The Outlier

I guess they're all being polite by saying "outlier" instead of "extremist," which is obviously what is meant here.

By the way: No one is actually against DACA, including Steven Miller. What Miller and other real Republicans are against is DACA 2.0, the next DACA which we will certainly have if we do not finally control the border.

Miller is willing to do DACA -- so long as the Democrats, and Miss Lindsey and Jeff Flake, who looks like he used to host a game show called Who's Inside My Wife? -- agree to the wall and new laws to prevent DACA 2.0. And 3.0. And 4.0.

But of course they don't want any of that, because they're determined to replace the Current Year population of the US with people they think are Better Americans, by virtue of not being Americans at all.

Posted by: Ace at 06:27 PM




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1 St

Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at January 22, 2018 06:23 PM (7R2h5)

2 top something-rd

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at January 22, 2018 06:24 PM (ILitO)

3 Miss Lindsay is definitely the outlier.... well, that's one word for it, anyhow.

Posted by: PAgirlinNC at January 22, 2018 06:24 PM (dVEGV)

4

Miss Lindsey is the Outed Liar

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2018 06:24 PM (fceHP)

5 Earliest!

Posted by: tbodie at January 22, 2018 06:24 PM (HK4MN)

6 Somewhere near the beginning

Posted by: Ft.worthMike at January 22, 2018 06:24 PM (6bmev)

7 Someone close to Miss Graham needs to tell her to shut her pie hole.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 22, 2018 06:24 PM (EoRCO)

8 Lindsay might as well just on over to the other side. Political party that is. he's firmly a man's man.

Posted by: DanMan at January 22, 2018 06:25 PM (XTiHL)

9 right on Ace. Ya hit that one out of the park

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 22, 2018 06:25 PM (5y11N)

10 Flake as game show host. The chief is a genius.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 22, 2018 06:25 PM (fA1SL)

11 Sad that it is so exciting to see the White House defend the conservative position instead of cower in the face of PC bullying....

Posted by: Iris at January 22, 2018 06:25 PM (dYDe7)

12 blowdried game show host Jeff Flake

haha

like a young Bob Barker

so true

including super white teeth
fake orange tan

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2018 06:25 PM (fceHP)

13 4 artisanal 'ette

Yes indeed. Well stated.

*steeples fingers*

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 22, 2018 06:25 PM (hyuyC)

14 Lindsey Graham is nothing more than a DemonCrat.... And possibly a girl

Posted by: me at January 22, 2018 06:25 PM (oZM/7)

15 I'm outraged!

Posted by: Weasel at January 22, 2018 06:25 PM (Sfs6o)

16 Ace has certainly warmed to the cuck thing he once yelled at posters as racists for using....

Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2018 06:26 PM (LiyEm)

17 I ate at Lubys today. I would bet more than half the employees were illegal. I know at least that many barely spoke English. I asked for Roast Beef gravy damnit!!!

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 22, 2018 06:26 PM (zoyKY)

18 low-hanging fruit



Yes, please.

Posted by: Lindsey Graham at January 22, 2018 06:26 PM (ARGJJ)

19 Miss Lindsey hasn't figured out that when it comes down to "us" versus "them", he doesn't want to be a member of "them".

Posted by: random lurker commenter at January 22, 2018 06:26 PM (dab45)

20 Flake as game show host. The chief is a genius.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 22, 2018 06:25 PM (fA1SL)

Actually flake is more the vanna white type

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 22, 2018 06:26 PM (5y11N)

21 Eternal truth that Washington cannot grasp: Incentives work. Both the normative and the perverse.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 22, 2018 06:26 PM (LV3VM)

22 All republicans need to do is make these assholes defend their indefensible position.

Posted by: ccoffer at January 22, 2018 06:26 PM (maSjv)

23 Graham still trying to backdoor the whole immigration tolerance - illegal residence position.

See, I'm the normal one here!!!

I mean, really. When will these turkeys learn?

Lindsey Graham, backdoor man.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at January 22, 2018 06:26 PM (vcOmj)

24 I've been inside Flake's wife.

...not memorable.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 06:27 PM (Ckg4U)

25 Burst out laughing at "Who's Inside My Wife."

Posted by: aquaviva at January 22, 2018 06:27 PM (o0dph)

26 This made me snerk out loud.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 06:27 PM (NWiLs)

27 I'm against DACA 1.0 . Everybody I know is to. How is this extreme?

Posted by: Monk at January 22, 2018 06:27 PM (g4lFK)

28 I'm against DACA. I don't see how it's extremist to be against something that never even freaking passed Congress.

Also, I have seen too many Mexicans peeing in front of their houses in my neighborhood for me to be all, "love knows no borders."

Posted by: sunny-dee at January 22, 2018 06:28 PM (QAOZh)

29 LOL Ace!

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 22, 2018 06:28 PM (dUJdY)

30 Let's playyyyy... Who's Inside My Wife?!
First category... Can I Watch?!

Posted by: Jeff Flake at January 22, 2018 06:28 PM (HgMAr)

31 ..."But of course they don't want any of that, because they're determined to replace the Current Year population of the US with people they think are Better Americans, by virtue of not being Americans at all."

Great fucking line.

I wish I could write like this.

I might have a blog.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 06:28 PM (Ckg4U)

32 Lindsey is feeling the pressure now that his butt buddy McCain is apparently down for the count.

The fact that McCain has dropped out so completely leads me to believe that he has less than 6 months to live. Maybe far less.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2018 06:28 PM (k1TUh)

33 DACA is CACA

all illegals out now!

no excuses, no exceptions

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 22, 2018 06:29 PM (w0xwb)

34 " (his old show I think was called Who's Inside My Wife?)"

Ace is bringin' it

Posted by: random lurker commenter at January 22, 2018 06:29 PM (dab45)

35 "The problem with America is ... there are too many Americans.." --Lindsey Longshanks Graham

Posted by: ShainS at January 22, 2018 06:29 PM (6gPPJ)

36 Fuck Lindsey. Fuck the "dreamers." It would be one thing if none of them ever got a nickel of my money but, of course, that is far from being the case. MAGA! #releasethememo

Posted by: Peaches at January 22, 2018 06:29 PM (14URa)

37 feh.

NEXT!

Posted by: the Paolo at January 22, 2018 06:29 PM (ARGJJ)

38 I'm against DACA 1.0 . Everybody I know is to. How is this extreme?
Posted by: Monk


Do you know me? I used to be POTUS. Millions chose me. Am I extreme? Go ahead, pull my finger.

Posted by: Barack Insane Obama Jones at January 22, 2018 06:29 PM (vcOmj)

39 Who's Inside My Wife?

What channel is that on?

Posted by: tu3031 at January 22, 2018 06:30 PM (O5Q3r)

40 Why do they think they will remain overlords when the new Americans replace the old?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 22, 2018 06:30 PM (qJtVm)

41 like a young Bob Barker

Hey, what did Bob ever do to you?

Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at January 22, 2018 06:30 PM (7R2h5)

42 39 Who's Inside My Wife?

What channel is that on?
Posted by: tu3031 at January 22, 2018 06:30 PM (O5Q3

Spanktravision.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 06:30 PM (NWiLs)

43 I see DACA as Simpson-Mazzoli 2.0, so I'm against it. It's been over 30 years and yet this shit continues. Enough, already.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at January 22, 2018 06:30 PM (NL6wI)

44 Man, I am against DACA. If I wasn't before I sure as hell am now that I know their support is this weak. If we do not get everything to stop further illegals, and with Rat fingerprints alongside ours, then NO DEAL. They all go back unless they are American soldiers or legitimately married to Americans with kids. And maybe not even that last one.

You had more years in America than you deserved. If you wanted to be guests I would say sure, stay. But you want to be part of the problem, voting in our enemies? Well fuck you, buddy, you can vote in Mexico.

Posted by: trev006 at January 22, 2018 06:30 PM (OgdSR)

45 I'm against DACA. I want the people who came here illegally GONE. If they want to come across and become citizens properly, fine. But zero tolerance for illegal immigration. Don't hand me sob stories, every time someone is arrested it breaks some mom's heart or leaves kids weeping.

American citizens have dreams too, and they should be the focus of the federal government, PERIOD.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2018 06:30 PM (39g3+)

46 Tom, as long as his daughter is still showing up on TV, he's okay. When you suddenly don't see her anymore she's probably been called home to be there when he passes.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 22, 2018 06:30 PM (dUJdY)

47
Yes, Miller is an outlier on immigration. With respect to the One Big Party Congress, that is.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 22, 2018 06:30 PM (ds2oz)

48 I ate at Lubys today. I would bet more than half the employees were illegal. I know at least that many barely spoke English. I asked for Roast Beef gravy damnit!!!
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 22, 2018 06:26 PM (zoyKY)


Did you leave your gun in the truck?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 22, 2018 06:31 PM (z79tQ)

49 Steven Miller should stick to his guns and tell Little Miss Lindsey that we the people want our immigration laws followed. To. The. Letter.

This means that if you're in my country illegally, you are to go back home and get in line like everyone else. You won't get any special favors because your parents broke our laws to bring you here.

And if you don't like that, then you have no business in my country. I don't want you here.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 22, 2018 06:31 PM (tRaq7)

50
Ace ought to write a 2000-word screed on how this DACA bullshit is a Manufactured MAGUFFIN.

Because that's all it is.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 22, 2018 06:31 PM (9dh/m)

51 Also, I have seen too many Mexicans peeing in front of their houses in my neighborhood for me to be all, "love knows no borders."
Posted by: sunny-dee


When they re-shingled my house in 2003, they certainly peed on my front lawn. My then-wife wondered why the grass had turned brown in various places.

I guffawed.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at January 22, 2018 06:32 PM (vcOmj)

52 Bob Barker probably fucked your girlfriend.

#Realman

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 06:32 PM (Ckg4U)

53 I still say Stephen Miller looks like the kind of guy who gets pissed if you spell it STEVEN.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Huge Yakman Lookalike at January 22, 2018 06:32 PM (OEub0)

54 Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 22, 2018 06:31 PM (z79tQ)

As a matter of fact I had two guns on me.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 22, 2018 06:32 PM (zoyKY)

55 #Mountainclimber

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 06:32 PM (Ckg4U)

56 Wait, wasn't it "Who's inside my husband?*

Posted by: ShainS at January 22, 2018 06:32 PM (6gPPJ)

57 Top sixty

Posted by: Traveling Man at January 22, 2018 06:33 PM (R5lpX)

58 didn't Graham at one point during the 2016 campaign threaten to quit the Repub party? Maybe because he felt personally threatened by Trump's talking about grabbing pussy?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at January 22, 2018 06:33 PM (ILitO)

59
If every one of the 800K "dreamers" "nightmares" disappeared tonight....

NO ONE WOULD NOTICE.


No one would give a shit.

No one would miss them.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 22, 2018 06:33 PM (9dh/m)

60 Graham is a closeted liar.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 22, 2018 06:33 PM (oVJmc)

61 #Range Game

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 06:33 PM (Ckg4U)

62 The best thing the USA could do at this point, aside from reformation and revival, is to get back to a sense of justice for all, blind to who they are. No matter how powerful, sympathetic, trendy, or media-protected you are: Justice. Love mercy, but DO JUSTICE.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2018 06:33 PM (39g3+)

63 Miss Lindsey is out, lying again.

Posted by: davidt at January 22, 2018 06:34 PM (Vl5bQ)

64 Graham gets away with these spectacles because....Turtle.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 22, 2018 06:34 PM (r9UYA)

65 "Who's Inside My Wife?"

Arizona Cardinals, come on down!

Posted by: Jeff Flake at January 22, 2018 06:34 PM (398bZ)

66 "We can't restart this until tomorrow".

#Bob Barker.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 06:34 PM (Ckg4U)

67 NO ONE WOULD NOTICE.

I loved their two attempts at a day without immigrants. Loved it.

It proved the point perfectly, but not as they'd hoped. Nobody even noticed. Just like the day without women. Meh.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2018 06:34 PM (39g3+)

68 Who's Inside My Wife?

What channel is that on?
Posted by: tu3031 at January




wasn't that the premise of freaky friday?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 22, 2018 06:34 PM (MTjB1)

69 Ace ought to write a 2000-word screed on how this DACA bullshit is a Manufactured MAGUFFIN.

Well, all the shit they have thrown against the wall has...how do you say...NOT STUCK.

Therefore, they are flailing around looking for an issue to save them from the No Russians-Booming Economy-Tax Cuts-ISIS on a slab-Here Comes the Memo reality we live in.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 22, 2018 06:35 PM (LV3VM)

70 Nothing to see here.

#Flakewife

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 06:36 PM (Ckg4U)

71 Who's Inside My Wife?



What channel is that on?

Posted by: tu3031 at January


It's on between The Newlywed Game and Divorce Court.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 22, 2018 06:36 PM (oVJmc)

72 @51, I live in a "diverse" neighborhood in Dallas, meaning a delightful blend of white and Mexican (judging by the decorative flags). There are LOUD parties 3-4 nights a week, except in the worst cold, with live music, celebratory gunfire (!!!), tons of parked cars. It's a pain. I've only called with a noise complaint once, when the party on the block *behind* me and three doors down was causing my bedroom windows at the *front* of my house to vibrate audibly and it was midnight.

And don't get me started on how they treat their dogs. NOT. WELL.

Posted by: sunny-dee at January 22, 2018 06:36 PM (QAOZh)

73

my goodness

Turtle is now even acting like one. Moving slow, talking really really slow, pausing at odd places. Maybe he's morphing.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2018 06:36 PM (fceHP)

74 Everyone needs to remind these idiots that President Donald Trump beat their asses like a drum in the primary because REAL REPUBLICAN VOTERS stand with Trump on Immigration.

His campaign was DOA on Day One according to the Washington DC experts because he said some Mexicans were rapists and criminals. Instead he became the leading candidate. After he didn't back down after a week of screaming and hectoring, people realized he was for real, and his lead increased.

We voted President Trump in because of his Immigration Position. We will stand with him.

Posted by: rd at January 22, 2018 06:36 PM (4dz1m)

75 >>Who's Inside My Wife?


Best Show on the Gorilla Channel.

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 06:36 PM (xx9a7)

76 Flake's wife looks like she is his sister.

Posted by: Monk at January 22, 2018 06:37 PM (g4lFK)

77 She's been picked-over like so many canned-goods.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 06:37 PM (Ckg4U)

78 Someday, one of them may cure cancer! WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST CURING CANCER!!!!

Posted by: Sen. Chuck Schumer (D-NY) at January 22, 2018 06:37 PM (O5Q3r)

79 @59. I would notice. I would care. I would REJOICE. I'd probably get someone who spoke English when I tried to order at McDonalds, the crazy drivers would be at least halved, and there would be 100% fewer loud parties and lawn peeing. (I am an old soul. GET OFF MY LAWN.)

Posted by: sunny-dee at January 22, 2018 06:37 PM (QAOZh)

80 even Miller should stick to his guns and tell Little Miss Lindsey that we the people want our immigration laws followed. To. The. Letter.

This means that if you're in my country illegally, you are to go back home and get in line like everyone else. You won't get any special favors because your parents broke our laws to bring you here.

And if you don't like that, then you have no business in my country. I don't want you here.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 22, 2018 06:31 PM (tRaq7)

So. In other words...

The laws already on the books.

#amnesty1986

Posted by: The Lion of the Senate. at January 22, 2018 06:37 PM (1ubE4)

81 Who's inside my wife? Your illegal lawn boy.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 22, 2018 06:37 PM (UbVvc)

82 No DACA,
No Re-Run,
No Rent!

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 06:38 PM (xx9a7)

83 Outliar Lindsay

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 22, 2018 06:38 PM (hMwEB)

84 "Who's Inside My Wife?"

-------

The Paolo, he is the executive producer of the show.

Posted by: The Paolo at January 22, 2018 06:38 PM (ANIFC)

85 Who's Inside My Wife?
"Best Show on the Gorilla Channel."
-Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 06:36 PM (xx9a7)

LMFAO!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 06:38 PM (Ckg4U)

86 73




my goodness



Turtle is now even acting like one. Moving slow, talking really really slow, pausing at odd places. Maybe he's morphing.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2018 06:36 PM (fceHP)
What is he going on about now?

Posted by: IC at January 22, 2018 06:38 PM (a0IVu)

87 Quick who was the last sob story immigrant deportation in the news? What was his name? When was it?

Do you even remember? Neither does anyone else. They run this stuff to try to manipulate emotions but deep down people really do not give a damn no matter how sad they might feel at the moment.

The moment he GOP figures this out, that will be a big win for the whole country.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2018 06:38 PM (39g3+)

88

Ever notice how the This Old House hosts are kinda like the Doctor Whos of the building trades?

There's been, what, 3 hosts of This Old House? All of them do the same thing, say the same stupid things, and act the same.

The hosts are interchangeable like Doctor Who.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 22, 2018 06:38 PM (9dh/m)

89 Who's Inside My Wife?

What channel is that on?

Playboy

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 22, 2018 06:38 PM (y3aQB)

90

Why hasn't Mollie been on Special Report panel?

nevertrumpers Jonah G. tag teams Stephen Hayes - bleck

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2018 06:38 PM (fceHP)

91 I guess I'm an 'outlier' too...

DACAs can stay, once they pay back all the money they stole from the US taxpayer through the Education system...

$15 K per year of education... cash up front.

Posted by: Don Q. at January 22, 2018 06:38 PM (NgKpN)

92 I peed a little.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 06:39 PM (Ckg4U)

93 Who's Inside My Wife?



What channel is that on?

Posted by: tu3031 at January

BBC

Posted by: Monk at January 22, 2018 06:39 PM (g4lFK)

94 71 Who's Inside My Wife?

What channel is that on?

Posted by: tu3031 at January

It's on between The Newlywed Game and Divorce Court.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 22, 2018 06:36 PM (oVJmc)


Oh, so it's not on PornHub, then?

*disconnects from VPN*

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at January 22, 2018 06:39 PM (NL6wI)

95 Serious questions - how do you write legislation that keeps activist at bay?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 22, 2018 06:39 PM (JyFLk)

96 You know, if you piss on our laws to barge into the country, that's the best reason I can think of to not want your ass here.

In what possible way should I consider that noble?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 22, 2018 06:39 PM (oVJmc)

97
Just like the day without women. Meh.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


When silence like a balm fell on the land and men tootled in their workshops peacefully, knowing that, for an all-too-short day, they would not be dragged away.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 22, 2018 06:39 PM (ds2oz)

98 This means that if you're in my country illegally, you are to go back home and get in line like everyone else. You won't get any special favors because your parents broke our laws to bring you here.

I'm willing to let people who were brought here as little kids, who have lived productive lives and been reasonably solid citizens to cut in line. But still get in line. Become a citizen or stay the hell out.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2018 06:39 PM (39g3+)

99 Who's Inside My Wife?

What channel is that on?


Inside The Beltway

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2018 06:39 PM (fceHP)

100
Jeff: I'll take, "Brazilians," for $300, please.
Alex: The answer is, "The Paolo."
Jeff: Which Brazilian was most recently in my wife?
Alex: Sorry, Jeff, it's, "Which Brazilian is most often in your wife?"

Posted by: Who's Inside of My Wife at January 22, 2018 06:39 PM (Vl5bQ)

101 16 Ace has certainly warmed to the cuck thing he once yelled at posters as racists for using....
Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2018 06:26 PM (LiyEm)


I always thought it was a dead-on accurate description of the GOPe, which is probably why it garnered such sputtering outrage.

Posted by: rickl at January 22, 2018 06:39 PM (sdi6R)

102 so what happened to the "Russia gave money to the NRA to support Trump" story..?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at January 22, 2018 06:40 PM (ILitO)

103
btw, did anyone notice Graham said almost the exact same thing to his Fake News friends about Steve Bannon ...."as long as he's in the White House bla bla bla..."

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 22, 2018 06:40 PM (9dh/m)

104 >>Who's Inside My Wife?


'Big Bucks, No Cooties aaaaaand STOP!'

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 06:40 PM (25b0D)

105 88

Ever notice how the This Old House hosts are kinda like the Doctor Whos of the building trades?

There's been, what, 3 hosts of This Old House? All of them do the same thing, say the same stupid things, and act the same.

The hosts are interchangeable like Doctor Who.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 22, 2018 06:38 PM (9dh/m)

Who says actors are interchangeable!

Posted by: Dick Saergent at January 22, 2018 06:40 PM (NgKpN)

106 NO ONE WOULD NOTICE.


I would.



Please clap.

Posted by: Heb! at January 22, 2018 06:40 PM (ARGJJ)

107 Ace, my friend, let me just go on the record now and say that I am against DACA and so are a lot of people I know. If by DACA you mean that people who come her illegally get any special path for citizenship other than the existing laws (i.e. be in your country of origin, go to the US embassy, get paperwork and file just like everyone else) otherwise you are here illegally and are subject to deportation. You are under 18? Fine ~ you are a ward of the state until 18 then you get returned to your country (with a nice hefty bill to that country for the services rendered for being in loco parentis for their citizen) or you can apply for a temporary work or visit visa ~ once that's done? Get the F*ck out.

The House bill allows these DACA people to be eligible for an automatically renewing work visa if they satisfy requirements ~ but no citizenship, so they cannot be deported. Meh. Could do without, but ~ I would agree to that once the wall gets built and all other immigration laws are reformed to end chain migration and stiffen every etc. and also and end to the retarded "visa lottery".

But this whole "everyone agrees its OK to let DACA folks stay?" Ahem. No. They can go f*ck themselves and their f*ckwad parents can too ~ and their sh*thole countries can EABOD. And this is not jus me talking ~ I know a LOT of people who feel this way.

Posted by: Publius Redux at January 22, 2018 06:41 PM (0YSzp)

108 OT but, wow. Youngest child molested by Nasser just testified in court (she's 15). She said, "At my age, I shouldn't have to be inside a courtroom but I'm going to get real comfortable with it. I suggest you do, too." The bawls on that kid!!

Posted by: Peaches at January 22, 2018 06:41 PM (14URa)

109 Who's Inside My Wife 2.0 and 3.0 and 4.0...

Posted by: Corn Flake at January 22, 2018 06:41 PM (Tyii7)

110 101 Yep

Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2018 06:41 PM (LiyEm)

111 Nobody clap.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 06:41 PM (Ckg4U)

112 Ace has certainly warmed to the cuck thing he once yelled at posters as racists for using....

I'm not fond of it because of the weird racial overtones a small group on the internet gave the very old word but I can't think of a better one.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2018 06:41 PM (39g3+)

113 Who's Inside My Wife?

What channel is that on?


It ain't the Gorilla Channel.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 22, 2018 06:41 PM (LV3VM)

114 >>I'm willing to let people who were brought here as little kids, who have lived productive lives and been reasonably solid citizens to cut in line.


Nope.

GTFO

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 06:41 PM (25b0D)

115 I don't think Graham wants to tangle with PDT..men with more testosterone have tried it and come away fried and pickled.

Posted by: IC at January 22, 2018 06:41 PM (a0IVu)

116 The laws already on the books.

#amnesty1986

Posted by: The Lion of the Senate. at January 22, 2018 06:37 PM (1ubE4)


Actually, one quick look around and you start to conclude DACA 2.0 has already been accomplished! It's DACA 3.0+ that worries me.

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 22, 2018 06:41 PM (gwPgz)

117 I'm Outlier

Posted by: Tony Curtis at January 22, 2018 06:42 PM (gfh9Z)

118
Become a citizen or stay the hell out.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Give them jury duty every day for six months. Now do you want to become a citizen?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 22, 2018 06:42 PM (ds2oz)

119 Lindsey's on the long left side tail.

Posted by: geoffb at January 22, 2018 06:42 PM (zOpu5)

120 112 The racial overtones come from porn.

Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2018 06:42 PM (LiyEm)

121 Flake's wife plays Tic-Tac-Blow.

Posted by: Wink Martindale at January 22, 2018 06:42 PM (89T5c)

122 Nope.

GTFO

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 06:41 PM (25b0D)


But we're sure they'll be turning their lives around any minute now!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 22, 2018 06:43 PM (gwPgz)

123 Is that Jeff Flake show still on? Because it sounds good.

Posted by: Silly Boy at January 22, 2018 06:43 PM (Q3oNv)

124 *TIME OUT!*

-Andy Reid

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 06:43 PM (Ckg4U)

125 Mitch is really coming out of his shell lately. Held Garland off the Supreme Court allowing for Gorsuch and now he shoves Schumer's stupid shutdown right up his chuck.

Not bad for a RINO.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2018 06:43 PM (AfcYG)

126 The problem is that in D.C. Lindsey is not the outlier among the GOP of the cesspool known as the Capitol.

Posted by: buzzion at January 22, 2018 06:43 PM (lKs2v)

127 I like trains.

Posted by: Jeff Flake's wife at January 22, 2018 06:43 PM (HgMAr)

128 means that if you're in my country illegally, you are to go back home and get in line like everyone else. You won't get any special favors because your parents broke our laws to bring you here.

I'm willing to let people who were brought here as little kids, who have lived productive lives and been reasonably solid citizens to cut in line. But still get in line. Become a citizen or stay the hell out.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January




Slippery. Slope. Nope.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 22, 2018 06:44 PM (MTjB1)

129 You are under 18? Fine ~ you are a ward of the state until 18 then you get returned to your country (with a nice hefty bill to that country for the services rendered for being in loco parentis for their citizen) or you can apply for a temporary work or visit visa ~ once that's done? Get the F*ck out.

No, deport them, too. Who cares how old they are? They came with family or have family there. Send em back.

Just like "anchor babies" no, you don't get to stay and get welfare for your new nino. You ALL get deported and stay out. If your nino at 18 wants to come to the USA alone, ok then they can. But for the rest of you: get in line.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2018 06:44 PM (39g3+)

130 I have questions as to whether Graham is really a human being. And he's questioning other people as an outlier?

Posted by: MAGA at January 22, 2018 06:44 PM (LnOh3)

131 Over 100 so I can go OT, right?

Just saw news that PA's supreme court declared the state's congressional map unconstitutional due to gerrymandering. Going to restructure the map (I assume to wipe Republican districts off the map and give Trump less of a chance to win in 2020)

They act like only the GOP does this, hah! If they un-gerrymandered NYC, Charlie Rangel would have lost his seat long ago due to Harlem turning Latino.

Posted by: LizLem at January 22, 2018 06:44 PM (hvf9s)

132 Lindsey is more "in the closet liar."

Posted by: JAS at January 22, 2018 06:44 PM (7JbXq)

133 Steve Miller should open all his press conferences with "Living in the USA".

Posted by: tu3031 at January 22, 2018 06:44 PM (O5Q3r)

134 Some day Lindsey will come out and proud and switch parties....

Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2018 06:45 PM (LiyEm)

135 "Ever notice how the This Old House hosts are kinda like the Doctor Whos of the building trades? "

Hey, don't you go dissing on This Old House. I love dat show.

Posted by: Silly Boy at January 22, 2018 06:45 PM (Q3oNv)

136 "Who's Inside My Wife?"
-----------------

I'm old enough to remember when Ace thought the "cuck" slur was Seriously You Guys racist.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 22, 2018 06:45 PM (xN1DB)

137 I also support illegals serving in the military being allowed to become citizens upon a full term of service with a good record. Allowing criminals the choice between jail time and military service has a long and honorable history.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2018 06:45 PM (39g3+)

138 Look, DACA kids have a leg up on everyone in their home countries at the expense of the US Taxpayer.

They have stolen enough.

Kick them out.

Remove every last person in this Country that is not a Lawful Citizen or a Valid Visa Holder.

Then, spend the nest 10 years integrating all of the fleas we have let in from the 3rd world.

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 06:45 PM (25b0D)

139 Lindsey has "closet hair".

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 06:45 PM (Ckg4U)

140 re 125: maybe he realized that Trump really is the head of the real winning team.


Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at January 22, 2018 06:46 PM (ILitO)

141 131 Ah that's why Pennsylvania Supreme Court was the number one "Trending" news on Facebook...

Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2018 06:46 PM (LiyEm)

142 Jeff Fake is the poor man's Wink Martindale.

Who's inside my wife? Uh, Anthony Weiner? Al Frankenstein? John Conyers? Bill Clinton?

Posted by: mercenary13 at January 22, 2018 06:46 PM (lsfS3)

143 ...and a mouth shaped like a cock.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 06:46 PM (Ckg4U)

144 Gerrymandering is kind of dumb these days, people are too mobile and move around too much. You get your district all perfect and half the people aren't there next time.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2018 06:46 PM (39g3+)

145 Jeff Flake is actually the Lost Kennedy. And by lost I mean, the asshole Kennedy. And by Kennedy I mean, all the Kennedys.

Posted by: Silly Boy at January 22, 2018 06:47 PM (Q3oNv)

146 93 Who's Inside My Wife?

What channel is that on?

Posted by: tu3031 at January

BBC
Posted by: Monk at January 22, 2018 06:39 PM
-----------------------

Oh my goodness you win the comments forevermore.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 22, 2018 06:47 PM (xN1DB)

147 Steve Miller should open all his press conferences with "Living in the USA".
Posted by: tu3031 at January




Living in America is an order of magnitude better. Much more Trumpian


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5BL4RNFr58

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 22, 2018 06:47 PM (MTjB1)

148 137. Give 'em the Roman Army deal - 20 years in the legions. Citizenship thereafter.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 22, 2018 06:47 PM (fA1SL)

149 stop child trafficking
any incentives to move kuds here just encos the traffy

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 22, 2018 06:47 PM (hMwEB)

150 Graham must have one of the safest seats against being Primaried, if he's the designated point-man for what the GOPe wants but the rank and file are against.

Posted by: davidt at January 22, 2018 06:47 PM (Vl5bQ)

151 Mean Ace is the best Ace.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2018 06:47 PM (WbIyz)

152 >>maybe he realized that Trump really is the head of the real winning team.

Maybe. Or maybe he was never as bad as some people thought he was. He did the Garland thing long before Trump was president.

Right now the left is saying the exact same things about Schumer that everyone said when the Republicans shutdown the government and then had to cave.

Elections and majorities matter.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2018 06:47 PM (AfcYG)

153 But we're sure they'll be turning their lives around any minute now!
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 22, 2018 06:

Sad. But it occurred to me today while listening to a Shelby Steele interview.

A greater percentage of the DACA kids (and their parents) are more invested than the AA kids.

Posted by: Golfman at January 22, 2018 06:47 PM (1ubE4)

154
I read somewhere Wink Martindale is quite conservative.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 22, 2018 06:48 PM (9dh/m)

155 Cheap labor that votes 100 percent uni-party = GOPe fantasy cum true

Posted by: Max Power at January 22, 2018 06:48 PM (llxrS)

156 I wouldn't duck her with a stolen dick.

Posted by: Gene Rayburn at January 22, 2018 06:48 PM (89T5c)

157 I don't understand Grahamnsty's obsession with illegal aliens. Does he have a lover or love child{ren} that is an illegal alien?

Posted by: Locke Common at January 22, 2018 06:48 PM (DJ/XX)

158 >>What channel is that on?

Posted by: tu3031 at January

BBC
Posted by: Monk at January 22, 2018 06:39 PM
-----------------------

>>Oh my goodness you win the comments forevermore.



I JUST GOT IT!



Posted by: BEN ROETHLESBERGER at January 22, 2018 06:48 PM (25b0D)

159

Lindsay Graham:


Not Yet "Out" But a Confirmed LIAR


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 06:48 PM (mbhDw)

160 You get your district all perfect and half the people aren't there next time.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2018 06:46 PM (39g3+)

Sure they are.

Look, see all those names on the voter rolls? Those are called Democrats.

Posted by: Democrat Ward Boss 2.0 at January 22, 2018 06:48 PM (wYseH)

161 stop child trafficking
any incentives to move kuds here just encos the traffy
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January




stupid kids have no business being in the streets. slows down traffic.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 22, 2018 06:48 PM (MTjB1)

162 Game Show Host Who Are Conseratives (at the core):

Chuck Woolery
Pat Sajak
Drew Carey
Wink Martindale
Bob Barker (sort of)
Hugh Downs
Steve Harvey (not really but sort of)
Jeff Flake's Neighbor

Posted by: Silly Boy at January 22, 2018 06:48 PM (Q3oNv)

163

Which Ace is best Ace?

Mean Ace is best Ace.


Which Ace is best Ace?

High Test Ace is best Ace.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 22, 2018 06:49 PM (9dh/m)

164 Outlier, Ha! I can out lie the both of them and pork Lyndsey at the same time.

Posted by: Johnny Mac McBrain at January 22, 2018 06:49 PM (E3678)

165 136 "Who's Inside My Wife?"
-----------------

I'm old enough to remember when Ace thought the "cuck" slur was Seriously You Guys racist.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 22, 2018 06:45 PM (xN1DB)

Well unfortunately porn gets to define the language far to often. I do not blame ace.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 22, 2018 06:49 PM (2DOZq)

166 Little Jeffy Flake. Still trying to get back at all the means kids at school that made fun of your last name?

Posted by: Archer at January 22, 2018 06:49 PM (gbWkA)

167 Don't look now Jeff but I think Raul Grijhalva (sp) just went in the back door.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 22, 2018 06:49 PM (UbVvc)

168
our little Ace has become a legit Alpha

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 22, 2018 06:49 PM (9dh/m)

169

DACA 2.0 - Electric Boogaloo

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 22, 2018 06:49 PM (IqV8l)

170 >> Give 'em the Roman Army deal - 20 years in the legions. Citizenship thereafter.



I don't know...the Italians will be pretty pissed at us.

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 06:49 PM (25b0D)

171 No DACA.
It is deferred action against children (through no fault of their own) who were brought there (through no fault of their own) - and now it is time to take action - because it is not my f*ing fault either.
If Trump and the GOP don't take action to deport all the children (through no fault of their own) the next time there is a democrat president there will be an executive action that makes this one look like -- oh Reagan in the 80's?

Posted by: Batterup at January 22, 2018 06:49 PM (mtGE/)

172 Some people call him the Gangster of Love.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2018 06:49 PM (WbIyz)

173 >>> Ah that's why Pennsylvania Supreme Court was the number one "Trending" news on Facebook...
Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2018 06:46 PM (LiyEm)

I thought FB was getting rid of news hits? Zuckerburg, stop mulling running for preezy and get your site in order. Also fix your algorithms and stop putting ppl at the top of my news feed I have no interest in seeing everyday, but am obligated to follow (ie lefty friends and fam.)

Posted by: LizLem at January 22, 2018 06:50 PM (hvf9s)

174
btw, did you hear this?

MARVEL has ENDED ALL their queer comics.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 22, 2018 06:50 PM (9dh/m)

175 Middle of last thread was kinda napping out, now whats this about Stevie Miller?

I want to fly like a Eagle, to the sea

Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2018 06:50 PM (aC6Sd)

176 My keyboard wuz hacked

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 22, 2018 06:50 PM (hMwEB)

177
Which Ace is best Ace?

Mean Ace is best Ace.


Which Ace is best Ace?

High Test Ace is best Ace.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January




Which Ace is best Ace?

Leaded Ace is best Ace.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 22, 2018 06:50 PM (MTjB1)

178
The entire homo comic book line is mort.

Why?


NO SALES.

NO INTEREST.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 22, 2018 06:50 PM (9dh/m)

179 I also support illegals serving in the military being allowed to become citizens upon a full term of service with a good record. Allowing criminals the choice between jail time and military service has a long and honorable history.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2018 06:45 PM (39g3+)

Only if they already speak English, and have no other criminal background... and have some education.

The military does not really need cannon fodder anymore. Every job needs at least some technical abilities.

Using the Military to Educate Illegals? Well lets just say I can't see them surviving the ship board environments I know pretty well.

Posted by: Don Q. at January 22, 2018 06:51 PM (NgKpN)

180 What channel is that on?

Posted by: tu3031 at January

BBC
Posted by: Monk at January 22, 2018 06:39 PM (g4lFK)

Calling Big Ben. Why is this funny?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 22, 2018 06:51 PM (z79tQ)

181 letting the daca kids stay is like letting the kids of some robber keep the proceeds from his crime.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 22, 2018 06:51 PM (MTjB1)

182 Here is MY DACA Proposal,

End Chain Migration.
End Visa Lottery
Qualified Immigrants Only
Build the Wall

DACANS can renew their temporary visas. Any DACAN with a felony or misdemeanor beyond a parking ticket goes home. Any Dacan on welfare goes home. They can apply for citizenship, and after the wall is built and the border is secure to MY satisfaction, we can discuss amnesty in 2030.

Posted by: rd at January 22, 2018 06:52 PM (4dz1m)

183 maybe he realized that Trump really is the head of the real winning team.

Maybe. Or maybe he was never as bad as some people thought he was. He did the Garland thing long before Trump was president.

Right now the left is saying the exact same things about Schumer that everyone said when the Republicans shutdown the government and then had to cave.

Elections and majorities matter.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2018 06:47 PM (AfcYG)


I think he's got Trump's wind behind his back.
And Trump is showing him what leadership is.
And the Trump administration, with all it's internal issues, is winning, and that is contagious, and makes people more confident.

It comes from the top.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2018 06:52 PM (fceHP)

184 The other reason the Democrats want DACA is they don't want anyone who has been here to go back & have the wherewithal to overthrow their puppet rulers in of the shitholes in Central & South America.

Posted by: Batterup at January 22, 2018 06:52 PM (mtGE/)

185 Schumer's problem is that he never had to negotiate with someone who has spent several decades bargaining with politicians, bureaucrats, unions and subcontractors in several states are well as a foreign gov't or two.

And people like Schumer don't understand what Trump does understand: you don't make a deal that's bad for you just so you can boast that you made a deal.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at January 22, 2018 06:52 PM (ILitO)

186 errymandering is kind of dumb these days, people are too mobile and move around too much. You get your district all perfect and half the people aren't there next time.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2018 06:46 PM (39g3+)


That is what you think.

Posted by: US 4th Circuit at January 22, 2018 06:52 PM (1ubE4)

187 120 112 The racial overtones come from porn.
Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2018 06:42 PM (LiyEm)


A very tiny subset of porn, too, which most people have never seen or have any interest in.

Since the Left always plays the race card, I'm inclined to think the people who say "you can't use the word cuck because it's racist" just prove themselves to be cucks.

(I don't mean ace. He didn't start it.)

Posted by: rickl at January 22, 2018 06:52 PM (sdi6R)

188 180 Umm ,BBC has another meaning than British Broadcasting Corporation...

Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2018 06:52 PM (LiyEm)

189 Here is MY DACA Proposal,

End Chain Migration.
End Visa Lottery
Qualified Immigrants Only
Build the Wall

DACANS can renew their temporary visas. Any DACAN with a felony or misdemeanor beyond a parking ticket goes home. Any Dacan on welfare goes home. They can apply for citizenship, and after the wall is built and the border is secure to MY satisfaction, we can discuss amnesty in 2030.
Posted by: rd at January 22, 2018 06:52 PM (4dz1m)


e-verify

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2018 06:52 PM (fceHP)

190 137
I also support illegals serving in the military being allowed to become
citizens upon a full term of service with a good record. Allowing
criminals the choice between jail time and military service has a long
and honorable history.

I doubt very many in the military would want to serve next to fvckheads who hate Americans and America. There have been enough grenades rolled into tents already.

Posted by: dartist at January 22, 2018 06:53 PM (nisXv)

191

_lake's_ w_f_ su_ks c_ck f_r b__ _ r m_ney

Posted by: Pat Sajak at January 22, 2018 06:53 PM (89T5c)

192 Breitbart was wrong. Its not just the comments: Who's Inside My Wife? made me laugh my ass off.

Posted by: California Red at January 22, 2018 06:53 PM (AzsM3)

193
Who knew there'd be no readers for a comic book about a brown-skinned lesbo immigrant college student.


Seriously, that was one of them.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 22, 2018 06:53 PM (9dh/m)

194 I'd toss every mothers son of the 'dreamers' back where their parents came from, but am not holding my breath on that

Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2018 06:53 PM (aC6Sd)

195 112 Ace has certainly warmed to the cuck thing he once yelled at posters as racists for using....

I'm not fond of it because of the weird racial overtones a small group on the internet gave the very old word but I can't think of a better one.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2018 06:41 PM (39g3+)

Yep. Goes back to the 13th century and was used by Chaucer and Shakespeare.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 06:54 PM (NWiLs)

196 >>> Game Show Host Who Are Conseratives (at the core):
Pat Sajak

Love his trollish twitter feed. Caught Wheel of Fortune over the holidays with fam. He got sassy at some point! I like it. Glad he seems to be in IDGAF mode now.

Posted by: LizLem at January 22, 2018 06:54 PM (hvf9s)

197 Umm ,BBC has another meaning than British Broadcasting Corporation...

okay.. care to enlighten the ignorant here?

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 22, 2018 06:54 PM (dUJdY)

198 I doubt the Dems were truly upset that Garland was held up.They expected Hillary to win and they would have put up a more radical leftist....

Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2018 06:54 PM (LiyEm)

199 Here is my DACA deal - GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY COUNTRY AND DO NOT COME BACK UNLESS IT IS DONE LEGALLY.
The end.

Posted by: Archer at January 22, 2018 06:54 PM (gbWkA)

200 "Who's Inside My Wife?"

Don't know anything about his wife. Taking disgust for one person out on another is unhordesmanlike.
Rubs the wrong way.

Hey, Lyndsey baby, come here.

Posted by: Johnny Mac McBrain at January 22, 2018 06:54 PM (E3678)

201 Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2018 06:43 PM (AfcYG)
----------

Well there you are. We had the FBI thread and it's in your wheelhouse and you were nowhere to be found, and it was scaring me.



Posted by: bluebell at January 22, 2018 06:54 PM (kNasr)

202 Who knew there'd be no readers for a comic book about a brown-skinned lesbo immigrant college student.


Seriously, that was one of them.


Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 22, 2018 06:53 PM


Which one?

Posted by: otho at January 22, 2018 06:54 PM (qGuLD)

203 >>Goes back to the 13th century and was used by Chaucer and Shakespeare.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 06:54 PM (NWiLs)


Both rabid anti-semites.

I assume you are a big fan.

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 06:55 PM (25b0D)

204 any truth to the rumor that Flake's wife has a tattoo on her thigh that reads "Pull Forward For Valet Parking"?

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 22, 2018 06:55 PM (w0xwb)

205 MARVEL has ENDED ALL their queer comics.

RACISM!!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 22, 2018 06:55 PM (oVJmc)

206 Calling Big Ben. Why is this funny?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 22, 2018 06:51 PM (z79tQ)


always check urban dictionary first

moron rule #...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2018 06:55 PM (fceHP)

207 Who knew there'd be no readers for a comic book about a brown-skinned lesbo immigrant college student.


Seriously, that was one of them.


Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 22, 2018 06:53 PM


Which one?
Posted by: otho at January




she was Fist of Social Justice or something

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 22, 2018 06:55 PM (MTjB1)

208 Oh Honey, he's just a good friend.









(snickers)

Posted by: Mrs Flake at January 22, 2018 06:55 PM (Vl5bQ)

209 Posted by: rickl at January 22, 2018 06:52 PM (sdi6R)

I would not subscribe it as a tiny subset.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 22, 2018 06:55 PM (2DOZq)

210 John Lindsay Graham.

Posted by: mercenary13 at January 22, 2018 06:55 PM (9Mqkr)

211 We shouldn't even separate these groups any longer with bullshit like "Dreamers"

I'm sure every illegal has some heart breaking story, I still want them to GTFO.

99.9% of illegal immigration is about one thing. Money

These people wanted more money and were willing to sneak into our country and break our laws to get it.

I'm only interested in a deal that flips the script forever on illegals. Otherwise, just keep the status quo of dreamers being illegals like the rest and keep rounding them up.

Posted by: Maritime at January 22, 2018 06:55 PM (lKmt3)

212 197 Umm ,BBC has another meaning than British Broadcasting Corporation...

okay.. care to enlighten the ignorant here?
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 22, 2018 06:54 PM (dUJdY)


A size, a color, a male body part.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 06:55 PM (mbhDw)

213

Rax Roast Beef used to have a BBC. Beef, Bacon and Cheese.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 22, 2018 06:56 PM (IqV8l)

214 197 Umm ,BBC has another meaning than British Broadcasting Corporation...

okay.. care to enlighten the ignorant here?
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 22, 2018 06:54 PM (dUJdY)

Big Black, um, rooster.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 06:56 PM (NWiLs)

215 Hmmm.. I'm an "outlier" ... always thought of this being a feature, not a bug... the thing about outliers, we usually don't march off cliffs....

Posted by: kraken at January 22, 2018 06:56 PM (zSVEm)

216 Game Show Host Who Are Conseratives (at the core): Pat Sajak

Love his trollish twitter feed.


A couple of years ago, I swear he was actively trying to get canned.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 22, 2018 06:56 PM (LV3VM)

217 >>I like trains.

Posted by: Jeff Flake's wife

My kind of girl!

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 22, 2018 06:56 PM (2cuLk)

218 size, a color, a male body part.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January




uh, spotted dick?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 22, 2018 06:56 PM (MTjB1)

219 Rich Zeoli on 1210am is sure most Democrats really don't want to settle DACA because it would be one less cudgel to use

Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2018 06:56 PM (aC6Sd)

220
Dated John Lindsay's niece for a bit back in the early-mid 80s. Sweet thing.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 06:56 PM (mbhDw)

221 16 Ace has certainly warmed to the cuck thing he once yelled at posters as racists for using....
Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2018 06:26 PM

-----------------

I think it must have been the "Paolo the Wifehunter" episode that did it. It made him realize that modern leftism is actually, literally about letting some dude bang your wife.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 22, 2018 06:56 PM (xN1DB)

222 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 06:55 PM (mbhDw)

lol.. thanks!

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 22, 2018 06:56 PM (dUJdY)

223 194 I'd toss every mothers son of the 'dreamers' back where their parents came from, but am not holding my breath on that
Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2018 06:53 PM (aC6Sd)

The Cacadevaca-Kuhscheiss treaty of 1835, ratified by the United Nations in 1836, effectively ended legal dreaming in all nations save for the United States.

Read a book sometimes, people. Jeez.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 22, 2018 06:56 PM (T28di)

224 okay.. care to enlighten the ignorant here?

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 22, 2018 06:54 PM (dUJdY)
---
Big Black Cuck...

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 22, 2018 06:56 PM (w0xwb)

225 If they were brought here as children then what has happened to those that brought them?

Because if illegal Ramon and Lupe brought little Jaime age 2 when the coyote delivered them to the van in the Arizona desert, they were all illegal, right?

And Ramon and Lupe should have been caught long ago and sent back with little Jaime.

But no, they have all been living on fake IDs and the cash economy and finding ways to such the big teat of the Fed, but because we're nice, we are supposed to let Jaime, now 19, stay?

And sponsor in his whole fucking extended family?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 22, 2018 06:56 PM (U6f54)

226 170 >> Give 'em the Roman Army deal - 20 years in the legions. Citizenship thereafter.



I don't know...the Italians will be pretty pissed at us.

------------

If I was a European (-eeewwww), I would happily trade the European Immigrants for our Immigrants.

At least most of ours are nominally Christian and Westernized.

Posted by: rd at January 22, 2018 06:56 PM (4dz1m)

227 203 >>Goes back to the 13th century and was used by Chaucer and Shakespeare.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 06:54 PM (NWiLs)


Both rabid anti-semites.

I assume you are a big fan.
Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 06:55 PM (25b0D)

I burn a cross every night at their shrine.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 06:57 PM (NWiLs)

228 "my goodness



Turtle is now even acting like one. Moving slow, talking really really slow, pausing at odd places. Maybe he's morphing."

One could only hope...
Like Morphing into Gamera baby. Steppin' on shit and showin' who's boss.

Posted by: Gunslinger at January 22, 2018 06:57 PM (R2gO3)

229 210 John Lindsay Graham.
Posted by: mercenary13 at January 22, 2018 06:55 PM (9Mqkr)

@220...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 06:57 PM (mbhDw)

230 The entire homo comic book line is mort. Why?
NO SALES. NO INTEREST.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 22, 2018 06:50 PM (9dh/m)

Stop teasing me! Next you'll say that they are going to stop making Iron Man a young black girl. (Or Iron Heart or whatevs her name is.)

Link? If this is on the conservative comic youtube channel I learned about from here, I am behind, bettah catch up!

Posted by: LizLem at January 22, 2018 06:57 PM (hvf9s)

231 okay.. care to enlighten the ignorant here?
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Big Black Rooster.

Posted by: The Chicken at January 22, 2018 06:57 PM (Vl5bQ)

232 >>Well there you are. We had the FBI thread and it's in your wheelhouse and you were nowhere to be found, and it was scaring me.

I'm up visiting the polar bears in Maine.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2018 06:57 PM (AfcYG)

233 I also support illegals serving in the military being allowed to become
citizens upon a full term of service with a good record. Allowing
criminals the choice between jail time and military service has a long
and honorable history.

I doubt very many in the military would want to serve next to fvckheads who hate Americans and America. There have been enough grenades rolled into tents already.
Posted by: dartist

More philapina nurses, is ok

Posted by: Jean at January 22, 2018 06:57 PM (yM/Yl)

234 I was inside Jeff Flake's wife, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.

Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2018 06:57 PM (+lOpA)

235 cuck

Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says cuck... at January 22, 2018 06:58 PM (Tyii7)

236 I'm glad this shit show took the heat off of me for the moment.

Posted by: J. Sessions at January 22, 2018 06:58 PM (r9UYA)

237 223 194 I'd toss every mothers son of the 'dreamers' back where their parents came from, but am not holding my breath on that
Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2018 06:53 PM (aC6Sd)

The Cacadevaca-Kuhscheiss treaty of 1835, ratified by the United Nations in 1836, effectively ended legal dreaming in all nations save for the United States.

Read a book sometimes, people. Jeez.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 22, 2018 06:56 PM (T28d


The Cacazotte-Scheisshausen Accord in 1887 superseded it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 06:58 PM (mbhDw)

238 234 I was inside Jeff Flake's wife, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.
Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2018 06:57 PM (+lOpA)

What else was up in there?

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 06:58 PM (NWiLs)

239 And I guess this begs the question.. what do I not know about Jeff Flakes wife?

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 22, 2018 06:58 PM (dUJdY)

240 lol.. thanks!
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 22, 2018 06:56 PM (dUJdY)
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Jewells, I had no idea either, and I sure wasn't about to go to urban dictionary. I don't know how all these guys know this stuff. And I don't think I really want to know. I pretty much know nothing and I'd like it to stay that way.

Posted by: bluebell at January 22, 2018 06:58 PM (kNasr)

241 A couple of years ago, I swear he was actively trying to get canned.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 22, 2018 06:56 PM
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The core audience for Wheel of Fortune is people who can spell words and who are old enough to think that Vanna White is still a young piece of ass. I'd say the only more conservative TV audience out there is Hannity's.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 22, 2018 06:58 PM (xN1DB)

242
76 Flake's wife looks like she is his sister.
Posted by: Monk at January 22, 2018 06:37 PM (g4lFK)









Talk about a hanging curve........

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 22, 2018 06:59 PM (eXA4G)

243 Give 'em the Roman Army deal - 20 years in the legions. Citizenship thereafter.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 22, 2018 06:47 PM (fA1SL)



They are invaders that the Democrats are using to take over our country. Why are we letting invaders join our army? Why do we trust that criminals have a sense of ethics so that we arm them and entrust them to defend our country and our values? I expect Germany to start recruiting Muslims en masse into their army at some point. I'd hope we have more sense.

Posted by: Bear phone at January 22, 2018 06:59 PM (0BFUD)

244 Maybe. Or maybe he was never as bad as some people thought he was. He did the Garland thing long before Trump was president.

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Once again. McConnell's Garland calculation was that Hillary would win. He opposed Garland for conservative cred from the rubes fully expecting a failure theater loss to President Hillary.

Posted by: MAGA at January 22, 2018 06:59 PM (LnOh3)

245
Frank Zappa recorded a tune that was a slap at Peter Frampton's "I'm In You" called "I Have Been In You."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 06:59 PM (mbhDw)

246 Big Blue Clavicle

Posted by: Paul Bunyon at January 22, 2018 06:59 PM (A2HP/)

247
If I was a European (-eeewwww), I would happily trade the European Immigrants for our Immigrants.

At least most of ours are nominally Christian and Westernized.
Posted by: rd


And natural conservatives.

/s

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 22, 2018 06:59 PM (IqV8l)

248 Jewells, I had no idea either, and I sure wasn't about to go to urban dictionary. I don't know how all these guys know this stuff. And I don't think I really want to know. I pretty much know nothing and I'd like it to stay that way.
Posted by: bluebell at January 22, 2018 06:58 PM (kNasr)

You only pretend to be sweet and innocent. We know you're a stone-cold shot caller with a whole stash of sharpened sporks.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 06:59 PM (NWiLs)

249
Which one?

Posted by: otho



I dunno.


Dyke Girl??

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 22, 2018 06:59 PM (9dh/m)

250 >>"I Have Been In You."


Sheik Yerboutti

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 07:00 PM (A2HP/)

251 I rate the FBI somewhere under Department of education in useful organizations

Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2018 07:00 PM (aC6Sd)

252 What else was up in there?
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 06:58 PM (NWiLs)


A Scooby Doo fridge magnet.

Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2018 07:00 PM (+lOpA)

253 What the latest flood of illegals has taught too many is the in-your-face personal experience of 25 to a house, trash that, take a year to evict, then just move to another house in the subdivision, craptastic drivers, and being looked down on IN YOUR OWN COUNTRY. people are fed up with this.

I know I am.

Posted by: Texican ette at January 22, 2018 07:00 PM (scbJ5)

254 I'm up visiting the polar bears in Maine.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2018 06:57 PM (AfcYG)
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Glad you're okay. Although I'm not sure why you'd want to be in Maine this time of year - RI not cold enough for you?

Posted by: bluebell at January 22, 2018 07:00 PM (kNasr)

255 More philapina nurses, is ok

Posted by: Jean at January 22, 2018 06:57 PM (yM/Yl)
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not if you've ever had to w*rk with them.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 22, 2018 07:00 PM (w0xwb)

256 129 Chris Taylor

yes agree to deporting DACA jagoffs if their relatives can be located etc. ~ if they cannot ~ they become wards as I said and returned when they are 18 with really hefty bill ( I think $10M US for each ~ you know ~ taking into account the excellent education that their home country will now be able to take advantage of etc. etc.). Oh you don't want to pay Mexico? Well then guess you will not get any cross border bank transactions and all assets are frozen.

Posted by: Publius Redux at January 22, 2018 07:00 PM (0YSzp)

257 >>Once again. McConnell's Garland calculation was that Hillary would win. He opposed Garland for conservative cred from the rubes fully expecting a failure theater loss to President Hillary.

Ok then.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2018 07:01 PM (AfcYG)

258 Bluebell, you would think I would have heard it all between my husband and his 2 brothers.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 22, 2018 07:01 PM (dUJdY)

259 You only pretend to be sweet and innocent. We know you're a stone-cold shot caller with a whole stash of sharpened sporks.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 06:59 PM (NWiLs)
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I honestly didn't even know what a shiv was until you guys accused me of having one.

I just destroyed all my street cred, didn't I.

Posted by: bluebell at January 22, 2018 07:01 PM (kNasr)

260 I'm a big fan of Chaucerr and Shakespeare, but not because they were Anti Semites but because they were brilliant writers. The only people back them who weren't anti Semites were Semites.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2018 07:01 PM (8+Ozj)

261 I honestly didn't even know what a shiv was until you guys accused me of having one.

I just destroyed all my street cred, didn't I.

Posted by: bluebell at January 22, 2018 07:01 PM (kNasr)

You can drop the act, convict. We know the truth.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 07:02 PM (NWiLs)

262 The thing about Sessions and Ryan and McConnell... they have the jobs right now, so when they get anything right, give 'em an ear scratch, and an extra Marrobone... can't hurt...

Posted by: kraken at January 22, 2018 07:02 PM (zSVEm)

263 I don't know how all these guys know this stuff.

Megatonnage throw weight.
The western theological tradition of St. Augustine.
Porn.

We are Renaissance Morons.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 22, 2018 07:02 PM (LV3VM)

264 I'll take Giving The Dog A Bone for $400 Alex

Posted by: x at January 22, 2018 07:02 PM (nFwvY)

265 Why doesn't Lindsay Graham just because a Democrat?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2018 07:02 PM (8+Ozj)

266 253. Yep. REMOVE BURRITO.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 22, 2018 07:02 PM (fA1SL)

267 bluebell carries a shiv?

Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2018 07:02 PM (+lOpA)

268 Okay, well I do know what a shiv is.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 22, 2018 07:03 PM (dUJdY)

269 >> I honestly didn't even know what a shiv was until you guys accused me of having one.


...says the contributor of the Pruno Recipe in the Deplorable Gourmet.

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 07:03 PM (lJhja)

270 257 >>Once again. McConnell's Garland calculation was that Hillary would win. He opposed Garland for conservative cred from the rubes fully expecting a failure theater loss to President Hillary.

Ok then.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2018 07:01 PM (AfcYG)

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Your welcome.

Posted by: MAGA at January 22, 2018 07:03 PM (LnOh3)

271 259 You only pretend to be sweet and innocent. We know you're a stone-cold shot caller with a whole stash of sharpened sporks.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 06:59 PM (NWiLs)
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I honestly didn't even know what a shiv was until you guys accused me of having one.

I just destroyed all my street cred, didn't I.

Posted by: bluebell at January 22, 2018 07:01 PM (kNasr)
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Riiiiiiight. Ask her about shims.

Posted by: Weasel at January 22, 2018 07:03 PM (Sfs6o)

272 265 Why doesn't Lindsay Graham just because a Democrat?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2018 07:02 PM (8+Ozj)

Probably figures he can do more damage as an infiltrator.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 07:03 PM (NWiLs)

273 255

More philapina nurses, is ok

Posted by: Jean at January 22, 2018 06:57 PM (yM/Yl)
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not if you've ever had to w*rk with them.
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 22, 2018 07:00 PM (w0xwb)

Bad, huh??

Posted by: kraken at January 22, 2018 07:03 PM (zSVEm)

274 238 234 I was inside Jeff Flake's wife, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.
Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2018 06:57 PM (+lOpA)

What else was up in there?
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 06:58 PM (NWiLs)

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The barrel.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 22, 2018 07:03 PM (gC2IV)

275 Jewells carries a shiv?

Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2018 07:04 PM (+lOpA)

276 Maybe. Or maybe he was never as bad as some people thought he was. He did the Garland thing long before Trump was president.

Right now the left is saying the exact same things about Schumer that everyone said when the Republicans shutdown the government and then had to cave.

Elections and majorities matter.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2018 06:47 PM (AfcYG)

I think he's got Trump's wind behind his back.
And Trump is showing him what leadership is.
And the Trump administration, with all it's internal issues, is winning, and that is contagious, and makes people more confident.

It comes from the top.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2018 06:52 PM (fceHP)


Would there have been a government shutdown if Hillary was president? Would there have been a government shutdown with another republican as president? I think the answer is no. There would have been no spine in McConnell. Maybe some sort of hold up in the House but I doubt it.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 22, 2018 07:04 PM (lKs2v)

277 >>Riiiiiiight. Ask her about shims.

and pruno.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 22, 2018 07:04 PM (r9UYA)

278
Soory, no link for the gay marvel news. I heard it on the radio.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 22, 2018 07:04 PM (9dh/m)

279 >>Glad you're okay. Although I'm not sure why you'd want to be in Maine this time of year - RI not cold enough for you?


I used to live up here. It's only cold outside.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2018 07:04 PM (AfcYG)

280 189 Here is MY DACA Proposal,

End Chain Migration.
End Visa Lottery
Qualified Immigrants Only
Build the Wall

DACANS can renew their temporary visas. Any DACAN with a felony or misdemeanor beyond a parking ticket goes home. Any Dacan on welfare goes home. They can apply for citizenship, and after the wall is built and the border is secure to MY satisfaction, we can discuss amnesty in 2030.
Posted by: rd at January 22, 2018 06:52 PM (4dz1m)

e-verify
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2018 06:52 PM (fceHP)

End sanctuary cities.
Enforce the laws.

Posted by: rd at January 22, 2018 07:04 PM (4dz1m)

281 Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2018 07:04 PM (+lOpA)

and a gun

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 22, 2018 07:05 PM (dUJdY)

282 236 I'm glad this shit show took the heat off of me for the moment.

Posted by: J. Sessions at January 22, 2018 06:58 PM (r9UYA)


Did you run out of Ambien?

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at January 22, 2018 07:05 PM (NL6wI)

283 One guy who tweets-Bongino- had a good line

Democrats calls Americans "deplorable" and illegals "dreamers. That's all you need to know.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2018 07:05 PM (8+Ozj)

284

geez, playing recorded The Five

Gutfeld got face smashed. Says he ran into a door...

Two big knobs on his head, and a messed up eye. Looks like it hurts.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2018 07:05 PM (fceHP)

285 The only positive personality trait of Lindsey Graham is that he has a sense of humor.

After that, "POS" and "anti American citizen" comes to mind.

Posted by: Izapole at January 22, 2018 07:05 PM (jhgxs)

286 _lake's_ w_f_ su_ks c_ck f_r b__ _ r m_ney

Posted by: Pat Sajak at January 22, 2018 06:53 PM (89T5c)



I'd like to buy a vowel..

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2018 07:05 PM (WbIyz)

287 Lindsay shrieks so much about Trump I wouldn't be surprised if he's being blackmailed.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2018 07:06 PM (8+Ozj)

288 Zero Immigration. Nobody from anywhere.

Posted by: Burger Chef at January 22, 2018 07:06 PM (RuIsu)

289 Diversity! #Failifornia style

http://pix11.com/2018/01/22/uber-driver-in-us-
illegally-charged-with-4-rapes/

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 22, 2018 07:06 PM (w0xwb)

290 Although I'm not sure why you'd want to be in Maine this time of year - RI not cold enough for you?


I used to live up here. It's only cold outside.


Bullshit. I drove up there once at the holidays while I was in the Navy to see a girl. It was cold everywhere.

Make of that what you will. And know you idiots will.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 22, 2018 07:06 PM (LV3VM)

291 >>uh, spotted dick?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- -

If they have vitiligo.

Posted by: Aviator at January 22, 2018 07:07 PM (2cuLk)

292 I would guess most ettes would be packing heat by now, with sound suppressors

Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2018 07:07 PM (aC6Sd)

293 Miss Lindsey is out!

Well, good for xir! Xe should be able to live the way xe wants.

Miss Lindsey can damn well sleep with wh-

Wait. What?

Oh. Outlier....

um...well...

Never mind.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 22, 2018 07:07 PM (E3rQ4)

294 Jewells carries a shiv?


It's called a shank.

*shiftyeyes*

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2018 07:07 PM (WbIyz)

295 >>Did you run out of Ambien?

I misplaced 5 months worth.

Posted by: J. Sessions at January 22, 2018 07:08 PM (r9UYA)

296 good news in the music world!

https://globalnews.ca/news/3979914/rush-guitarist-alex-
lifeson-says-band-is-basically-done/

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 22, 2018 07:08 PM (w0xwb)

297 I can't get to a thread before it's 250+ comments.

Damnit...don't you people ever eat...or pee?!

Posted by: Tami at January 22, 2018 07:08 PM (Enq6K)

298 I'm willing to let people who were brought here as little kids, who have
lived productive lives and been reasonably solid citizens to cut in
line.

=====

Keep bringing this up, but families I know locally have no sympathy for their very own DACA kids. Parents worked their butts off to get citizenship (late 80s/early 90s), but some of their kids didn't even bother. Not a lot of sympathy even in my approx 40% neighborhood -- with another significant percentage from other parts of the world.


Posted by: mustbequantum at January 22, 2018 07:09 PM (MIKMs)

Literally "Unbelievable:" Congressmen Rip FBI's Excuses for "Losing" Strzok Texts; Say This Is Bigger Than Lois Lerner

Unbelievable. Literally.

No one should believe this, because it's an obvious lie.

The revelation that the FBI "failed to preserve" five months worth of anti-Trump agents’ text messages is evoking memories of Lois Lerner, the IRS official whose emails mysteriously disappeared during congressional investigations into her targeting of conservative non-profit groups.

"The [Lois] Lerner thing was huge," Ohio Rep. Jim Jordan told The Daily Caller. "My gut tells me this is probably bigger."

Isn't it funny how misbehaving, weaponized parts of the bureaucracy keep "losing" evidence of their crimes when called to account?

Jordan, who serves on the House Judiciary and House Oversight Committees, sees parallels to the Lerner investigation...

After months of investigation, IRS officials claimed that thousands of Lerner emails from before April 2011 had been lost due to a crash of her email system. The snafu occurred in June 2011, just days after the House Ways and Means Committee requested IRS documents, including emails from Lerner’s division.

During this period when Strzok's/Page's texts were "lost" (deliberately), December 2016 to May 2017, many important things happened in the RUSSIA investigation, which the texts could have shed light on:

Conversations between Trump national security adviser Michael Flynn and Russian ambassador Sergey Kislyak.

The completion and publication of the intelligence community assessment of Russian interference in the 2016 election.

The briefing in which FBI director James Comey told President-elect Donald Trump about the Trump dossier.

This is a huge one, as many suspect, for very good reason, that this briefing was not a briefing of the president but of the press -- the press had passed on reporting on the Pee-Pee Party dossier, so Clapper and Comey decided to "brief the president" about it, for the express purpose of then immediately leaking news of the "briefing" to the press, for the express purpose of making the otherwise-unreportable dossier now reportable.

After all, the dossier had been "briefed" to the president. Doesn't that now make it something that the public should know about (via an illegal leak)?

Other things that happened during the period of the "lost" email:


The president's inauguration.

The nomination and confirmation of new Justice Department leadership.

Flynn's interview with the FBI (conducted by Strzok).

Comey's assurances to Trump that he, Trump, was not under investigation.

A variety of revelations, mostly in the Washington Post and New York Times, about various Trump figures under investigation.

Attorney General Jeff Sessions' recusal from the Russia probe.

Would there have been texts discussing this? Maybe speaking about it in a way that suggested this was a set-up for the exact purpose of getting the more-pliable Ron Rosenstein in charge of making decisions about a special prosecutor?


The firing of top Obama Justice Department holdover Sally Yates.

Trump's tweet alleging he was wiretapped.

Trump's firing of Comey.

And, finally, on May 17, 2017 — the final day of the missing texts — the appointment of Trump-Russia special prosecutor Robert Mueller.

"Strzok and Page had a lot to talk about," Byron York dryly comments.

BTW, York also notes a real hmmmdinger of a new text which the FBI didn't "lose" but is now disclosing. It involves Strzok and Page saying that now that Trump would be the nominee (after Cruz dropped out), the "pressure" to conclude the investigation into Hillary's emails was now even more urgent.

John Sexton also writes about this.

Below, "MYE" refers to "Mid-Year Examination," which is the euphemism the FBI used to refer to the Clinton email investigation.

Ms. Page: And holy s**t Cruz just dropped out of the race. It's going to be a Clinton Trump race. Unbelievable.

Mr. Strzok: What?!?!??

Ms. Page: You heard it right my friend.

Mr. Strzok: I saw trump [sic] won, figured it would be a bit.

Mr. Strzok: Now the pressure really starts to finish MYE….

Ms. Page: It sure does. We need to talk about follow up call tomorrow. We still never have.

And they weren't talking about pressure to bring charges against her, of course. They meant it was now imperative to clear her so she could beat Trump.

The "loss" of key information which would otherwise be turned over to defendants in the dragnet could very well lead to a motion to dismiss charges against Manafort and other members of Trump's team.

Months of text messages don’t just accidentally disappear. One past conversation between Strzok and Page indicated that former Attorney General Loretta Lynch knew there would be no charges filed against Clinton well before that investigation ended. Given the significant evidence of impropriety in the Clinton case, a foregone conclusion of innocence before the FBI wrapped up their investigation looks shady at best. Trump’s lawyers will surely argue that after those messages came to light, the DOJ intentionally "lost" those five months; worth of other messages.

Look for Paul Manafort to jump all over this. He’s already fighting his indictment, claiming that Mueller is overstepping his authority and shouldn’t be running the investigation. Throw in this evidence that the investigation may have been tainted before Mueller even took over, and that the DOJ could be covering up damaging information, and a motion to dismiss alleging prosecutorial misconduct is a near certainty.

Steven Green has a cynical interpretation of this literally unbelievable "loss" of key information -- you're not even intended to believe it.

You're supposed to take it as a warning by the FBI that they can break whatever law they like and perjure themselves to courts and Congress and you can't do a damn thing about it, so you'd damn well better fall in line.

One more thing: A source connected to the House Intelligence Committee says the FBI must now affirmatively prove that the "loss" of these emails is not deliberate wrongdoing.

The source was described by Fox News as a member of the congressional committee investigating the FBI's handling of the Clinton email investigation.

"The FBI must show now that the missing texts are not obstruction of congressional oversight or destruction of evidence," the source reportedly stated

The FBI claims this is a "misconfiguration problem" which affected some Samsung 5 phones.

But per Chuck Ross, the FBI is now refusing to answer the question: How many such phones suffered this "misconfiguration problem"?

Because if the number turns out to be somewhere between 2 and 20, and most of those phones just happen to be those used by Mueller's team and the various partisans whose names we've come to know so well, we've got some serious, hire-a-criminal-attorney problems, lads.

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1 Go get em

Posted by: Bruce at January 22, 2018 05:07 PM (8ikIW)

2 3rd

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 22, 2018 05:07 PM (z79tQ)

3 lookit that. must be my pessimism showing

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 22, 2018 05:08 PM (z79tQ)

4 Help. I seem to have "failed to preserve" a number of recent bowel movements...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 22, 2018 05:08 PM (7LY+6)

5 There is no such thing as "lost", "deleted", or "missing".

The Internet is forever.

Right, Bob from NSA?

Posted by: ACME Batman-suit at January 22, 2018 05:09 PM (tbaaT)

6 Now THIS is what Conspiracy to Obstruct Justice looks like.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2018 05:09 PM (k1TUh)

7 Congress needs to inadvertently delete half the FBI's budget.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 22, 2018 05:09 PM (LrbFI)

8 What comes after totally fukn disgusted?

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 22, 2018 05:09 PM (BtQd4)

9
The ''dog ate my homework'' excuse. Top. Men.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 22, 2018 05:09 PM (2FqvZ)

10 We shouldnt be satisfied until the deep state criminals are jailed and their families impoverished.

Posted by: BluesFish at January 22, 2018 05:10 PM (Px1wx)

11 And WTF is a "misconfiguration problem"?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 22, 2018 05:10 PM (7LY+6)

12 #releasethememo

Posted by: Peaches at January 22, 2018 05:10 PM (14URa)

13 Electronic.

Supersonic.

Start downcount.

Posted by: Joey 'Two Zlads' Biden at January 22, 2018 05:10 PM (R3eJ/)

14 Lock 'em up.

Posted by: Little Boomer at January 22, 2018 05:10 PM (6fu25)

15 What comes after totally fukn disgusted?"

FBI?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 22, 2018 05:11 PM (7LY+6)

16 Too bad the person in charge of the Executive Branch can't make hiring and firing decisions.

Seems to me conveniently "losing" evidence goes well beyond job performance straight into criminal misconduct.

Posted by: Maritime at January 22, 2018 05:11 PM (lKmt3)

17 But the IG says, " Hey, I've got them. What's the problem?"

Posted by: Pete Seria at January 22, 2018 05:11 PM (y53qZ)

18 "11 And WTF is a "misconfiguration problem"?"

Trump was misconfigured to be President when they intended for it to be Hillary.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2018 05:11 PM (k1TUh)

19 I'm worried about JackStraw. This stuff is right up his alley and we haven't heard a peep from him all day.

Posted by: bluebell at January 22, 2018 05:11 PM (kNasr)

20 Because if the number turns out to be somewhere between 2 and 20, and
... we've got
some serious, hire-a-criminal-attorney problems, lads.


For once, it's not me having to do the 'splaining!

Posted by: Lucy at January 22, 2018 05:11 PM (ctuyM)

21 Are we a Banana Republic yet?

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 22, 2018 05:11 PM (dKiJG)

22 All those affected by the 'misconfiguration' need to go missing. And the techs involved.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 22, 2018 05:11 PM (fA1SL)

23 This is not even the Deep State anymore; this is the Shallow State ...

Posted by: ShainS at January 22, 2018 05:12 PM (FASvy)

24 Are we a Banana Republic yet?"

Well, we've some work to do, but someday we may make it up to that level...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 22, 2018 05:12 PM (7LY+6)

25 An artist could go super-nova overnight by putting old-fashioned stocks in front of the capitol. Sabo? You here, dude?

Posted by: Peaches at January 22, 2018 05:13 PM (14URa)

26 #releasSETHememo

Posted by: ShainS at January 22, 2018 05:13 PM (6gPPJ)

27 I'm worried about JackStraw. This stuff is right up his alley and we haven't heard a peep from him all day.

Posted by: bluebell at January 22, 2018 05:11 PM (kNasr)


I think he's a New England Patriots fan. Hungover. Enjoying his brief victory before reality hits them in #TwoWeeks.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 22, 2018 05:13 PM (2FqvZ)

28 There is no such thing as "lost", "deleted", or "missing".

The Internet is forever.

Right, Bob from NSA?
Posted by: ACME Batman-suit at January 22, 2018 05:09 PM (tbaaT)

I'm also of the opinion that this stuff is "out there" somewhere. NSA. Maybe saved in the cloud by the provider?
Maybe still in the memory of the phones physically.
If the full power of the US government were brought to bear on finding these emails, they'd be found.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 22, 2018 05:14 PM (z79tQ)

29
Are we a Banana Republic yet?
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio


Yes, but we have no bananas. We have no bananas today.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 22, 2018 05:14 PM (IqV8l)

30 10 We shouldnt be satisfied until the deep state criminals are jailed and their families impoverished.
Posted by: BluesFish at January 22, 2018 05:10 PM (Px1wx)

They know we won't get there if we can't prove it.

No delete = Proof of impropriety, loss of livelihood and PRESTIGE (e.g., cocktail party invites, twitter followers, invites to write onto Forbes, Medium, HuffPo, Newsweek, et cetera).
Delete = Suggestion of impropriety, worst outcome is circumstantial judgment of impropriety, no worse and can be spun to make bald accusations of political bias and OMGDRUMPF.

As integrity is a handicap rather than an asset, they literally have nothing to lose. Delete delete delete!

Posted by: Undue Process at January 22, 2018 05:14 PM (wx6iv)

31 M-O-O-N that spells spoliation.

Posted by: Tom Cullen at January 22, 2018 05:14 PM (ARGJJ)

32 Before with a Democrat in the White House you were never getting to the bottom of this stuff. Now with a Republican... you are never getting to the bottom of this stuff.
Seriously, where did all those other investigations - Lois Lerner, Fast and Furious, etc, disappear to? What is the point of investigating if they don't ever get to the bottom? You can't blame it on Obama and Holder any more.
Why bother wining the executive branch if the executive branch still won't police itself?

Posted by: DM at January 22, 2018 05:14 PM (26mCP)

33 I think he's a New England Patriots fan. Hungover. Enjoying his brief victory before reality hits them in #TwoWeeks.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 22, 2018 05:13 PM (2FqvZ)
Hahahahahahahahaha . . . Putting it on my calendar to check back with you on February 5. Bet you won't even show up.

Posted by: Peaches at January 22, 2018 05:14 PM (14URa)

34 This is no accident. It's destruction of evidence and obstruction of justice. All these fuckers need to go to prison.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 05:14 PM (NWiLs)

35 Juan Williams excuses it all away.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 22, 2018 05:14 PM (IqV8l)

36 Jim Jordan is a solid conservative with a CR rating of 96. but I am confident that all of these criminals will skate out and nobody will be punished.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 22, 2018 05:14 PM (mpXpK)

37 I think McGruff The Crime Dog ate them.

Posted by: tu3031 at January 22, 2018 05:15 PM (O5Q3r)

38 21 Are we a Banana Republic yet?
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 22, 2018 05:11 PM (dKiJG)

Yes Fleegie, Drooper, Bingo, and Snorky run most deep state government entities.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 22, 2018 05:15 PM (BtQd4)

39 Seriously you guys, there's totes nothing to see here...


now!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 22, 2018 05:15 PM (gwPgz)

40 "You're supposed to take it as a warning by the FBI that they can break whatever law they like and perjure themselves to courts and Congress and you can't do a damn thing about it, so you'd damn well better fall in line."
______________________

Yeah, we already received that warning from Obama's corrupt and weaponized IRS. They'll break whatever laws they damn well please, they'll blatantly destroy whatever evidence of their crimes they damn well please, and congress will roll over on its belly. Lois Lerner got to retire with her pension intact and her testimony hidden from public view, and not one single damn IRS agent or supervisor ever suffered any repercussions for destroying reams of evidence. The taxpayers even get stuck paying for these criminals' legal bills.

It's long past time for citizens to stomp these a-holes into the ground. The American Revolution was fought over less provocation than this. Enough is enough.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 22, 2018 05:15 PM (fqUgw)

41 Spoliation felony charges, indictments and convictions...oh my!
#....WAR

Posted by: Taqyia2Me at January 22, 2018 05:16 PM (Ftuf+)

42 "But no reasonable prosecutor will take them to court."

So sad, to bad.

- Comey

\sarc.

Posted by: scott_t at January 22, 2018 05:16 PM (xGZ+b)

43 Does the OIG still have their copies?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at January 22, 2018 05:16 PM (IcT7t)

44 Hahahahahahahahaha . . . Putting it on my calendar to check back with you on February 5. Bet you won't even show up.

Posted by: Peaches at January 22, 2018 05:14 PM (14URa)


Oh, I'll show up.

* aligns snowballs and 'D' cell batteries in neat array *

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 22, 2018 05:16 PM (2FqvZ)

45 Hillarys IT department has Brooks Bro suit with the fukn hammer loop on the pants.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 22, 2018 05:16 PM (BtQd4)

46 The FBI claims this is a "misconfiguration problem" which affected some Samsung 5 phones.

Galaxy 8's I think.

A good point I saw elsewhere. It was a snafu regarding a change in the documenting of Samsung phones.

Would be curious to see how many other government Samsung Galaxy 8's were affected the same.

Posted by: golfman at January 22, 2018 05:16 PM (48QDY)

47 What comes after totally fukn disgusted?
Posted by: rhennigantx



Gunfire?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2018 05:17 PM (4dbPD)

48
The Lives of Others is now an American story

Posted by: Watching You at January 22, 2018 05:17 PM (/zwDg)

49 I cannot voice what I want to do to these people as I try to act (and think) as a decent Christian man should.

I used to say *torches, pitchforks and lampposts* as a joke. I fear it will have to come to that to take back our country.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 22, 2018 05:17 PM (tr2D7)

50 5 There is no such thing as "lost", "deleted", or "missing".

The Internet is forever.

Right, Bob from NSA?
Posted by: ACME Batman-suit at January 22, 2018 05:09 PM (tbaaT)

Yo man I got that data right here what are you talking about? But I've got some international travel planned, call DWS she can help.

Posted by: Imran Awan at January 22, 2018 05:17 PM (wx6iv)

51
"...You're supposed to take it as a warning by the FBI that they can break whatever law they like and perjure themselves to courts and Congress and you can't do a damn thing about it, so you'd damn well better fall in line..."


Please note that I am NOT advocating violence in any way shape or form. But it is this attitude that the Deep State traitors have that has led to death squads in banana republics.

And as I noted on Friday, America is a first world country in all aspects but this kind of behavior of people we trust to keep us safe and secure and keep their own politics out of this critical service is the very essence of a banana republic.

This is a cancer on the nation and it must be excised. Hopefully by the rule of law because if not, G-d help us.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 05:17 PM (mbhDw)

52 Oh, I'll show up.



* aligns snowballs and 'D' cell batteries in neat array *

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 22, 2018 05:16 PM (2FqvZ)
Yeah, yeah, yeah . . . bring your own crying towel. Might wanna stock up, so you have some left on Monday.

Posted by: Peaches at January 22, 2018 05:17 PM (14URa)

53 I saw it here too. Duh.

Posted by: golfman at January 22, 2018 05:17 PM (48QDY)

54 You're supposed to take it as a warning by the FBI....
----
That every one of them is completely ignorant of history and what typically happens to government officials who rubbed everyone else's noses in their so called 'authority' when everyone else decides the relationship no longer suits them.

Posted by: Methos at January 22, 2018 05:18 PM (XQvuQ)

55 Gunfire?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2018 05:17 PM (4dbPD)

Been worried many years that Progs wanted violence to create police state.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 22, 2018 05:18 PM (BtQd4)

56 "Misconfiguration problem" my black ass. Since 2012, all of my texts have been automatically backed up into the cloud. It took one free app to do it.

Files only go away if you want them to go away.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 22, 2018 05:18 PM (xN1DB)

57 Ok, well everybody has asked the question, doesn't the IG have them anyway? I'm confused.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 22, 2018 05:18 PM (dUJdY)

58 It's incredible, in every sense of the word.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2018 05:19 PM (QQ+il)

59 M-O-O-N that spells spoliation.

Just how big does spoliation get? At the rate they're going we'll have a legitimate case against the FBI for the Lindbergh baby.

Posted by: DaveA at January 22, 2018 05:19 PM (FhXTo)

60 Spoliation -- it is reasonable to infer that the party had "consciousness of guilt" or other motivation to avoid the evidence.

Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at January 22, 2018 05:19 PM (Q/rPc)

61 *ahem*

Posted by: PMITA Federal Prison at January 22, 2018 05:19 PM (9OGJj)

62 Oh Crap I apologize i forgot that I read somewhere that Banana Republic is a racist term I denounce myself.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 22, 2018 05:19 PM (dKiJG)

63 Jim Jordan is in a rather large district in Ohio. The Fourth District cuts across a rather large swath of Ohio in the Central-West, just north of Columbus... a Shithole.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 05:19 PM (Ckg4U)

64 You can't drag me into this shitstorm. I'm a Professor of Ethics!

Posted by: James Comey, Heterosexual at January 22, 2018 05:19 PM (398bZ)

65 These are professionals at work. DO NOT try this at home

Posted by: sofa saver at January 22, 2018 05:19 PM (4u7kU)

66 It smells like total BS. These are texts. Ergo, phone company.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at January 22, 2018 05:19 PM (CPk08)

67 Spoliation felony charges, indictments and convictions...oh my!
#....WAR
Posted by: Taqyia2Me at January 22, 2018 05:16 PM (Ftuf+)

I learned that word from Trey Gowdy.

I'll leave it there.

Posted by: golfman at January 22, 2018 05:20 PM (48QDY)

68 Columbus is a shithole, not the Fourth District.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 05:20 PM (Ckg4U)

69
Please note that I am NOT advocating violence in any way shape or form. But it is this attitude that the Deep State traitors have that has led to death squads in banana republics.

Only when the EBT cards don't work and the shelves are empty.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 22, 2018 05:20 PM (IqV8l)

70 waterboard chopper rides

Posted by: x at January 22, 2018 05:20 PM (nFwvY)

71 Before with a Democrat in the White House you were never getting to the bottom of this stuff. Now with a Republican... you are never getting to the bottom of this stuff.
Seriously, where did all those other investigations - Lois Lerner, Fast and Furious, etc, disappear to? What is the point of investigating if they don't ever get to the bottom? You can't blame it on Obama and Holder any more.
Why bother wining the executive branch if the executive branch still won't police itself?
Posted by: DM

_________


I just don't understand why the President can't mass fire all the top people running these agencies.

I know there are civil service laws, but there is such thing as agencies screwing up to the point they can get fired. Especially when it goes into criminal behavior.

Even if it gets litigated over several years, throwing them out on the street where they can't do as much damage would make the whole exercise worthwhile.

Posted by: Maritime at January 22, 2018 05:20 PM (lKmt3)

72 Deep State Delenda Est

Posted by: Bored383 at January 22, 2018 05:20 PM (70HTk)

73 Sessions is the only one who can put these assholes in jail. But it is quite obvious he has zero intention of ever doing so.

Nothing will happen to any of them.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 22, 2018 05:20 PM (a/Jqy)

74 Does Comey have text msgs?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2018 05:20 PM (QQ+il)

75 How bad is it when this BS story is the best they can come up with ?

Real bad.

Posted by: jsg at January 22, 2018 05:21 PM (4upo5)

76 Yeah, yeah, yeah . . . bring your own crying towel. Might wanna stock up, so you have some left on Monday.
Posted by: Peaches at January 22, 2018 05:17 PM (14URa)
--------

Maybe Barstool sports has some of those Goodell clown ones left over that he can use.

Posted by: bluebell at January 22, 2018 05:21 PM (kNasr)

77 Pr0n-ibrarian wannabe Liz MacDonald is yapping about the 'lost' texts right now.

And....OMG....she *just* said that zzzZZZzzz Sessions WILL look into this matter.


Now it's the f-ing 'Brad' commercial.
I wish that would be deleted.



Posted by: Anchorbabe fashion cop at January 22, 2018 05:21 PM (8iiMU)

78 Has the FBI and DOJ become nothing but a criminal enterprise... the enforcers for the Deep State??? ( Starting to look that way, to me..)

Posted by: kraken at January 22, 2018 05:21 PM (zSVEm)

79
Acts 16:23
And when they had laid many stripes upon them, they cast them into prison, charging the jailor to keep them safely:

Posted by: James Comey at January 22, 2018 05:21 PM (2FqvZ)

80 11 And WTF is a "misconfiguration problem"?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 22, 2018 05:10 PM (7LY+6)


Bruce Jenner is misconfigured.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at January 22, 2018 05:21 PM (CPk08)

81 62 Oh Crap I apologize i forgot that I read somewhere that Banana Republic is a racist term I denounce myself.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 22, 2018 05:19 PM (dKiJG)

Spending those renegade pesos on a bottle of rum and lime singing give men some words I can dance to or a melody that rhymes.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 22, 2018 05:21 PM (BtQd4)

82 As mentioned above. I cannot get a rise out of this even knowing the guilty parties will skate, with a pension, a nice house, car, family and more power than I'll ever have in a lifetime.

Just doesn't cut it will dealing with pure malice.

Posted by: auscolpyr at January 22, 2018 05:21 PM (suO/a)

83 Start Up the Rotors

https://youtu.be/w4MxFm6eZS8

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 22, 2018 05:21 PM (fA1SL)

84 The Internet is forever.



Right, Bob from NSA?

Posted by: ACME Batman-suit at January 22, 2018 05:09 PM (tbaaT)

Text messages aren't exactly "the internet" but I'm sure the NSA vacuums all of them up too.

Whoever their cell provider is should have them. After all, the FBI usually doesn't even get a warrant when they retrieve all of our texts from our cell providers.


Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at January 22, 2018 05:21 PM (UBzPO)

85 Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2018 05:17 PM (4dbPD)

Posted by: Tonypete at January 22, 2018 05:17 PM (tr2D7)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 05:17 PM (mbhDw)


Right? Is it rule of Law, or rule of Man? In our hearts we know how it mostly is, but this blatant way of lawbreaking needs to be punished, or the government and the law loses legitimacy. And then...

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 22, 2018 05:21 PM (z79tQ)

86 Columbus is a shithole, not the Fourth District.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 05:20 PM (Ckg4U)


Columbus aspires to be a shithole.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 22, 2018 05:21 PM (nNPAz)

87 I just don't understand why the President can't mass fire all the top people running these agencies.



I know there are civil service laws, but there is such thing as
agencies screwing up to the point they can get fired. Especially when
it goes into criminal behavior.
---
I see no reason to obey those when the only people protected by them are the ones ignoring all the rest.

Posted by: Methos at January 22, 2018 05:22 PM (XQvuQ)

88 Are we a Banana Republic yet?
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 22, 2018 05:11 PM

Apple Republic.

Posted by: CNN at January 22, 2018 05:22 PM (2NqXo)

89 The dog ate my homework excuse only works once.

Posted by: dagny at January 22, 2018 05:22 PM (16bxt)

90 66
It smells like total BS. These are texts. Ergo, phone company.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at January 22, 2018 05:19 PM (CPk0
Thank you!

Posted by: Peaches at January 22, 2018 05:22 PM (14URa)

91 75 How bad is it when this BS story is the best they can come up with ?

Real bad.
Posted by: jsg at January 22, 2018 05:21 PM (4upo5)


I think Ace's point is that they know that we know that not only are they lying, but the lie is about a half-step less believable than my cate ate my homework.

And that is the most enraging thing about this whole thing. It's a double-dog dare of titanic proportions.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 05:22 PM (mbhDw)

92
Yeah, we already received that warning from Obama's corrupt and
weaponized IRS. They'll break whatever laws they damn well please,
they'll blatantly destroy whatever evidence of their crimes they damn
well please, and congress will roll over on its belly. Lois Lerner got
to retire with her pension intact and her testimony hidden from public
view, and not one single damn IRS agent or supervisor ever suffered any
repercussions for destroying reams of evidence. The taxpayers even get
stuck paying for these criminals' legal bills.

=====

As much as I want to support Law Enforcement, the DC follies and various other egregious and dangerous razzberries given to taxpayers by local law enforcement has me honestly worried.


Posted by: mustbequantum at January 22, 2018 05:22 PM (MIKMs)

93 I believe that charges of conspiracy and obstruction are now warranted.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2018 05:23 PM (QQ+il)

94 78 Has the FBI and DOJ become nothing but a criminal enterprise... the enforcers for the Deep State??? ( Starting to look that way, to me..)
Posted by: kraken at January 22, 2018 05:21 PM (zSVEm)

Yeah and Ike aint Prezzy anymore nyther, mate

Posted by: sofa saver at January 22, 2018 05:23 PM (4u7kU)

95 88 Are we a Banana Republic yet?
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 22, 2018 05:11 PM

Apple Republic.
Posted by: CNN at January 22, 2018 05:22 PM (2NqXo)



Thread winner

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 05:23 PM (mbhDw)

96 77
Pr0n-ibrarian wannabe Liz MacDonald is yapping about the 'lost' texts right now.

And....OMG....she *just* said that zzzZZZzzz Sessions WILL look into this matter.


Now it's the f-ing 'Brad' commercial.
I wish that would be deleted.



Posted by: Anchorbabe fashion cop at January 22, 2018 05:21 PM (8iiMU)

Same here... wonder what she named her NEW Prius????

Posted by: kraken at January 22, 2018 05:23 PM (zSVEm)

97 If you took a poll today and asked everyone in the country if they cared whether the FBI used false information to get a search warrant to surveil candidate Trump, and then President-elect Trump, I bet 40+% of respondents would say "no" (because Trump!)

Are the rest of us so well informed, despite the MSM, and so committed to the rule of law as to overcome this kind of inertia? I guess we'll soon find out.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 22, 2018 05:24 PM (9OGJj)

98 And WTF is a "misconfiguration problem"?

J. Edgar in a dress is misconfiguration, deletion is a felony.

Posted by: DaveA at January 22, 2018 05:24 PM (FhXTo)

99
How much you want to bet that a lot of this if not all of it is somehow being run through the Kalorama Kaliphate Kompound?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 05:24 PM (mbhDw)

100 Start up the rotors
Pack the leftist scum

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 05:24 PM (NWiLs)

101 FWIW, this shiite really bothers old farts like myself - we grew up respecting, even admiring folks in the FBI...

That admiration is long gone...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 22, 2018 05:24 PM (7LY+6)

102 Peaches - for you:

https://tinyurl.com/ycssgjze

Posted by: bluebell at January 22, 2018 05:24 PM (kNasr)

103 And ot but speaking if incredible and literally unbelievable...

Ontario is debating whether or not to keep schools named after john McDonald, Canada's first PM. Cuz he was raaaaaacist dontcha know.

How long before Cali bans the use of George Washington on any public buildings?

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 22, 2018 05:25 PM (a/Jqy)

104 Executions by fire, please.

Or, you know, retirement with full benefits and Hero Status conferred by the DemonRats.

One of those.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 22, 2018 05:25 PM (dDMQ9)

105 So if and when the IRS or FBI investigates me I can just say the papers and emails were lost right?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 22, 2018 05:25 PM (5y11N)

106 Correct me I'm wrong here but doesn't the Office of OIG already have these texts?

They were turned over 5 months ago IIRC.

Posted by: Tom12pack at January 22, 2018 05:25 PM (Fikbq)

107 Whoever their cell provider is should have them. After all, the FBI usually doesn't even get a warrant when they retrieve all of our texts from our cell providers.


Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at January 22, 2018 05:21 PM (UBzPO)

Yeah. Try to text some non-PC shit and see what happens. They'll be a white van patrolling your neighborhood in two hours.

Posted by: golfman at January 22, 2018 05:25 PM (48QDY)

108 36 Jim Jordan is a solid conservative with a CR rating of 96. but I am confident that all of these criminals will skate out and nobody will be punished.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 22, 2018 05:14 PM (mpXpK)
>>>>

God only knows how many IOUs are being called in, how many people are being reminded of publicly unknown skeletons in their closets, and much NSA and other surveillance info is being used by Deep Staters, to strong-arm people in Congress and DoJ/FBI, protect themselves and the Deep State.

Posted by: Gref at January 22, 2018 05:25 PM (AMIL/)

109 Are the rest of us so well informed, despite the MSM, and so committed
to the rule of law as to overcome this kind of inertia? I guess we'll
soon find out.
---
I'll believe it when we establish a government to protect our liberty against the imperials in DC.

Posted by: Methos at January 22, 2018 05:25 PM (XQvuQ)

110 Only when the EBT cards don't work and the shelves are empty.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 22, 2018 05:20 PM (IqV8l)

Saw someone drink 2 Titos martinis and order some kind of bad pizza at a bar at the Wynne several years ago and pay with an EBT card.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 22, 2018 05:25 PM (BtQd4)

111 Subpoena the server logs.

Posted by: Serious Cat at January 22, 2018 05:25 PM (Gei2C)

112
Psalms 109:2
For the mouth of the wicked and the mouth of the deceitful are opened against me: they have spoken against me with a lying tongue.

Posted by: James Comey at January 22, 2018 05:26 PM (2FqvZ)

113 How much you want to bet that a lot of this if not all of it is somehow being run through the Kalorama Kaliphate Kompound?



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 05:24 PM (mbhDw)
He was never anything but a sockpuppet. If it's running through anywhere, it's Chappaqua. And I don't believe that either. It's just stupid run amok and worried that people are getting wise to their shit.

Posted by: Peaches at January 22, 2018 05:26 PM (14URa)

114 Fly Commie Scum!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2018 05:26 PM (QQ+il)

115 Recall that Lois Lerner's and David Fish's hard drives 'failed' simultaneously.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 22, 2018 05:26 PM (5qYq+)

116 Wow, Meghan McCain lashing into lib Ana Navarro over DACA and for still calling herself a Republican. Ben Domeneich is a having a good influence on Meghan.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 22, 2018 05:27 PM (OD2ni)

117 Trump said pussy and that is 100000 times worse than this.
MSM

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 22, 2018 05:27 PM (a/Jqy)

118 Is there anyone at the FBI who isn't a crook?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2018 05:27 PM (8+Ozj)

119 102
Peaches - for you:



https://tinyurl.com/ycssgjze



Posted by: bluebell at January 22, 2018 05:24 PM (kNasr)

Posted by: Peaches at January 22, 2018 05:27 PM (14URa)

120 Top. Men.

Posted by: Richard Jewel at January 22, 2018 05:27 PM (398bZ)

121 To look at this seriously, this is Trump's true challenge, one that I believe he will be up to.

The question is - how to BEST use these revelations to root out the evil which is nested inside our government, while at the same time achieving our overall goals?

Jumping out emotionally without thinking through the response very carefully is likely to ruin a lot of possibilities. This thing is SO big that there is a LOT of leverage here. What happens to a few individuals who are corrupt is very small potatoes, although of course they need to be cashiered.

But this is now a golden opportunity to reshape and wound the Deep State that I never thought would arise. It has to be done very carefully and cautiously. But I think this may be where Trump will excel most.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2018 05:27 PM (k1TUh)

122 Astonishing. Truly the Democratic party is the biggest, most effective organized crime operation in American history. What if Hillary Clinton had won? We'd know about none of this, and the Democrats would be cementing their control of the country's internal security apparat. That is, if it isn't already wholly owned property, owned by the Left.

Just as some describe the United States as a propositional nation, that is, one can be an American by accepting the premises which make up the Declaration and the Constitution*, Democrats have become a propostional ethnic group; Enemy-Americans.


*Of course, one can easily spot the flaw in that silly idea. What if someone lies about accepting the premise? Ties of loyalty and trust have to be made of something stronger than just saying what someone wants you to say, and then you get a vote.

Posted by: Monty James at January 22, 2018 05:28 PM (gKOMX)

123 i]Sessions is the only one who can put these assholes in jail. But it is quite obvious he has zero intention of ever doing so.
Nothing will happen to any of them."
-Posted by: #neverskankles at January 22, 2018 05:20 PM (a/Jqy)

Sorry, man but I'm pretty sick of seeing these posts.

They are more "Muh Feelz" then they are reason.

If you haven't heard the phrase, "The Wheels of Justice Turn Slowly", then you are twelve.

While the expedience hasn't been publicly exposed, I'd much rather have it that way than how the Democrats *splode* ALL OF THE THINGS!!!111Eleventy!!!

Most of us thought that Sessions was a good choice.

I'm sticking with my Gut Instinct.

...and I'm Jamming Weezer.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 05:28 PM (Ckg4U)

124 So if a hypothetical President of America were to hypothetically use a hypothetical military to root out and eliminate known elements of corruption from the Executive branch, would that still count as a "military coup"?

Or just "cleaning house" with a slightly gunpowdery accent?

It seems most if not all of this Deep State treachery occurs in the alphabet soup of agencies that form the Executive branch. Not much to do with Congress or the Judiciary.

At what point must these agencies be reminded that they are not, in fact, untouchable, but very, very touchable indeed?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 22, 2018 05:28 PM (T28di)

125 IRS or FBI investigates me I can just say the papers and emails were lost"

*looks at turbo tax again*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 22, 2018 05:28 PM (7LY+6)

126 I too used to admire the Fbi. And cops generally. Now I fear them. And thats not what is suppised to happen in a free society.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 22, 2018 05:28 PM (a/Jqy)

127 If only Trump hadn't said 'shit-hole'.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2018 05:29 PM (QQ+il)

128 It's contempt.Contempt for their boss at the executive branch.Contempt for congress that has oversight over them.Contempt at the American people who chose a president they despise.Look at their body language at hearings,it's surprising they just don't come right out and say "fuck you" because it is written all over their faces.Clapper and many others just stroll out and lie to your face and when they are lying to congress they are lying straight to the American people.

Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2018 05:29 PM (LiyEm)

129 Start charging the IT people with crimes for destruction of evidence: First-They'll start talking and two- This BS will come to end real fast.

Someone just has to have the stones to apply pressure.

How about it AG Sessions?

Sessions: Zzzzzzzzzz

Posted by: WisRich at January 22, 2018 05:29 PM (G0vdT)

130 I would be much more enraged and pessimistic if the Bundys didn't get off due to government malfeasance, hiding exculpatory evidence to the point a hostile judge was forced to acknowledge it all.

Now? Holy shit. It isn't "Trump is obviously innocent" of collusion. We are long, long past that: at this point, the President could walk into a beer hall saying "yo boyz let's overthrow representative democracy" and I would just say "yeah all the way."

I mean, goons from Washington to Wisconsin are literally coming after conservatives under cover of law. So it's not like I'm less secure either way. When Littlr Brother starts punching back? Whoa Nelly.

Posted by: trev006 at January 22, 2018 05:29 PM (OgdSR)

131 My apologies, #neverskanlkes.

I don't think you're a jerk. I actually appreciate your posts.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 05:29 PM (Ckg4U)

132 101 FWIW, this shiite really bothers old farts like myself - we grew up respecting, even admiring folks in the FBI...

That admiration is long gone...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 22, 2018 05:24 PM (7LY+6)

I was raised that way with regard to all law enforcement. That's changed dramatically for me over the past ten years or so. Fullerton Police beating Kelly Thomas to death was the turning point.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 05:29 PM (NWiLs)

133 A bullet pocked wall should be the backdrop for these traitorous POS.

Posted by: Traveling Man at January 22, 2018 05:30 PM (R5lpX)

134 no such thing as "lost" emails or texts. unless the hardware was nuked from outer space. the whole charade is bullshit. as is the fbi.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 22, 2018 05:30 PM (KP5rU)

135 108
God only knows how many IOUs are being called in, how many people are being reminded of publicly unknown skeletons in their closets, and much NSA and other surveillance info is being used by Deep Staters, to strong-arm people in Congress and DoJ/FBI, protect themselves and the Deep State.
Posted by: Gref at January 22, 2018 05:25 PM (AMIL/)


To put a positive spin on a very frustrating and tragic situation in this regard, I am consoled that not only did Trump's win prevent Hillary from completely destroying the nation - which I thought that everything after that would be gravy - but that he is doing things that are tantamount to an ocean of gravy, both in tangible political terms but also social and cultural ones as well which will have a salutary effect going forward.

I want them all to swing but sadly, like Nuremberg and Tokyo after the war, most will skate.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 05:30 PM (mbhDw)

136 123

Turn slowly? The Lerner thing happened 5 years ago. The wheels aren't slow dude, they are stuck in 3 feet of mud.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 22, 2018 05:30 PM (a/Jqy)

137 The really incriminating stuff was probably done on any personal devices. Subpoena that shit.

Posted by: Serious Cat at January 22, 2018 05:30 PM (Gei2C)

138 OT.... but I am hard put to find ANY cop show that is not just a bunch of self righteous, preening SJW garbage... who blithely use questionable tactics on " suspects", which is okay because they are always "bad people" who are always " guilty" ( and almost always white guys.... funny that..

Posted by: kraken at January 22, 2018 05:30 PM (zSVEm)

139 Why hasn't the IRS been incarcerated in a gulag in Russia yet?

youtube.com/watch?v=EXFSF4o6Mxk

Posted by: Fritz at January 22, 2018 05:30 PM (bJ0w+)

140 So if and when the IRS or FBI investigates me I can just say the papers and emails were lost right?
Posted by: Nevergiveup
--------

Well, if you do after a subpoena is issued, then it would seem that statistically it would be normal.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 22, 2018 05:30 PM (5qYq+)

141 I'm betting SOMEONE has these texts. If we've learned anything about the Deep State, it's that their venality is matched only by their incompetence.

Look at all the stuff that we weren't supposed to know that has come out.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2018 05:31 PM (7uYFy)

142 Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2018 05:27 PM (k1TUh)

Advocating the use of a scalpel here?

I'm a BFH kind of guy myself.

Posted by: John Henry at January 22, 2018 05:31 PM (z79tQ)

143 I used to say *torches, pitchforks and lampposts* as a joke. I fear it will have to come to that to take back our country.


Why do you think every department the Federal Government has a SWAT Team? And lots and lots of ammo?

Posted by: Paladin at January 22, 2018 05:31 PM (hxLER)

144 The movie that Ace is reviewing here so succinctly is called:

"Enjoy Your Schadenboners, Wing-Nuts, Because Not One Mother-Fucking Thing Will Happen As A Result Of This."

Posted by: Sharkman at January 22, 2018 05:31 PM (dDMQ9)

145
There has got to be a full-court press on Assange to silence him if he has this material.

He better watch his ass.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 05:31 PM (mbhDw)

146 126 I too used to admire the Fbi. And cops generally. Now I fear them. And thats not what is suppised to happen in a free society.
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 22, 2018 05:28 PM (a/Jqy)

Yup.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 05:31 PM (NWiLs)

147 and this is how you get a Caesar, because a Caesar will at least murder your enemies.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2018 05:31 PM (QQ+il)

148 My opinion.

I understand the cynicism.

Skepticism is Par for the Course.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 05:32 PM (Ckg4U)

149 116
Wow, Meghan McCain lashing into lib Ana Navarro over DACA and for still calling herself a Republican. Ben Domeneich is a having a good influence on Meghan.
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 22, 2018 05:27 PM (OD2ni)

I have not given up on her yet.

Posted by: kraken at January 22, 2018 05:32 PM (zSVEm)

150 The really incriminating stuff was probably done on any personal devices. Subpoena that shit.
Posted by: Serious Cat
-----------

Oh, sorry...those were accidentally pounded in crumbs with a sledge hammer.

Posted by: Hillary's IT guy at January 22, 2018 05:32 PM (+y0ym)

151 This is gonna be grrrrrreat!

Posted by: Weasel at January 22, 2018 05:32 PM (Sfs6o)

152 I'm a BFH kind of guy myself.
Posted by: John Henry"

Got a couple of engineer's hammers in the garage. Time to get busy...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 22, 2018 05:32 PM (7LY+6)

153 The texts? They're a bit runny.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2018 05:32 PM (QQ+il)

154 Saw someone drink 2 Titos martinis and order some kind of bad pizza at a bar at the Wynne several years ago and pay with an EBT card.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 22, 2018 05:25 PM (BtQd4)

EBT cards are also used for unemployment, though, in which case they're both legally and morally free to spend that money on whatever they want.

And if I were unemployed, I think a two martini lunch once in a while would be a welcome distraction from job hunting.

But... i am also aware i'm being a tad too optimistic here.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 22, 2018 05:33 PM (T28di)

155 The Founders, when they designed our system, made sure that there were competing centers of Power...

Congress, vs the Administration, vs the Courts...

AND, Army, vs Marines...

So you would always have some check and balance in case one of the other entities got out of control.

We used to have competing Federal Police as well... Marshall service, FBI, Secret Service, ATF...

and competing Spy groups... CIA, FBI, Def Intelligence folks...

But now? After 9/11, they are no longer competing, but under same bosses... the National Security Advisor... and Attorney General...

Who do you send to investigate the FBI? Who spies on the NSA?

Posted by: Don Q. at January 22, 2018 05:33 PM (NgKpN)

156 Well, they're very runny.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2018 05:33 PM (QQ+il)

157 97
If you took a poll today and asked everyone in the country if they cared
whether the FBI used false information to get a search warrant to
surveil candidate Trump, and then President-elect Trump, I bet 40+% of
respondents would say "no" (because Trump!)



Are the rest of us so well informed, despite the MSM, and so
committed to the rule of law as to overcome this kind of inertia? I
guess we'll soon find out.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 22, 2018 05:24 PM (9OGJj)

I bet that poll would be different if you asked if they were in favor of TRUMP having the power to surveil his future political opponents. That is what's waking up the saner Leftists to how bad this is. If they go along with Obama/Clinton playing that game then they can't complain when Trump has every D candidate under CIA/NSA surveillance in 2020.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at January 22, 2018 05:33 PM (UBzPO)

158 Nothing online is ever lost. I googled my name and found something i posted to an innocuos message board in 1999 lol. And yet texts from 2016 that have multiple layers of backups by Verizon are gone. How stupid do they think we fucking are?

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 22, 2018 05:34 PM (a/Jqy)

159 He better watch his ass"

And turn down the free tour of fort Marcy Park...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 22, 2018 05:34 PM (7LY+6)

160 Oh, the cat's eaten them.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2018 05:34 PM (QQ+il)

161
The FBI is going to try to stonewall the investigation until Nov and hope democrats regain control.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 22, 2018 05:34 PM (lKyWE)

162 156. I don't care how fucking runny they are! Dispense the texty & memo-y comestibles forthwith.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 22, 2018 05:34 PM (fA1SL)

163 Now? Holy shit. It isn't "Trump is obviously innocent" of collusion. We
are long, long past that: at this point, the President could walk into a
beer hall saying "yo boyz let's overthrow representative democracy" and
I would just say "yeah all the way."
---
Pretty much.

If there's a case to be made for allowing the continued existence of
1) Congress
2) The Judiciary
3) Any part of the executive that qualifies as deep state

I can't think of it.

Posted by: Methos at January 22, 2018 05:34 PM (XQvuQ)

164 When are Republicans going to understand their place in our system?

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at January 22, 2018 05:34 PM (n0LqG)

165 Nothing online is ever lost. I googled my name and found something i posted to an innocuos message board in 1999 lol. And yet texts from 2016 that have multiple layers of backups by Verizon are gone. How stupid do they think we fucking are?
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 22, 2018 05:34 PM (a/Jqy)

Yup.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2018 05:34 PM (7uYFy)

166 I only got through the text, not the links, I'll be back

Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2018 05:34 PM (aC6Sd)

167 Jim Jordan is a solid conservative with a CR rating of 96. but I am confident that all of these criminals will skate out and nobody will be punished.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party

_____________

I have the same frustration, but I see people make the point that "Republicans Congress will do nothing about this" but Congress can't really prosecute people or make firing decisions.

This really all falls on the Executive Branch.

I guess with Mueller pretending to investigate something bullshit, the Deep State has figured they can paralyze all of this because ANY action disciplining these agencies will be perceived as Trump "obstructing" justice.

Posted by: Maritime at January 22, 2018 05:35 PM (lKmt3)

168 How stupid do they think we fucking are?"

Wipe? Like with a cloth?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 22, 2018 05:35 PM (7LY+6)

169 I would support any program that would cause the FBI to be fired en mass and have to re interview for the job. Same for the rest of the executive branch. Congress and the judiciary need similar programs. Every six years or so would be good.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at January 22, 2018 05:36 PM (0OmEj)

170 I'm going to go ahead and have Faith in Jeff Sessions.

He was always methodical, so my enthusiasm, (as it were), may be misplaced.

Sometimes I eat shit.

At least I produce it and am responsible for it.

I am self-contained.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 05:36 PM (Ckg4U)

171 Our hopes and prayers are with the families of the missing FBI IT workers and we pray that they will soon be found alive and safe.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2018 05:36 PM (QQ+il)

172 These clowns are remarkably bad at lying, too. It's like a 5th grader is in charge of making this shit up.

Posted by: Weasel at January 22, 2018 05:36 PM (Sfs6o)

173 171. * fistbump *

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 22, 2018 05:37 PM (fA1SL)

174 129 Start charging the IT people with crimes for destruction of evidence: First-They'll start talking and two- This BS will come to end real fast.

...

this, or just hang out a reward for, say, $200M that leads to a conviction of anyone close to the top of the FBI. or DOJ. or IRS.

Hell, we could crowd-fund a reward like that. I would personally donate a kidney.

Not my kidney, but a kidney.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 22, 2018 05:37 PM (yL25O)

175 nobody will be punished.



Posted by: Vic We Have No Party


Vic, with all respect, there are other punishments than being prosecuted in courts with the kind of judges we've had. I'm waiting for the part where these assholes and the associated congresscritters lose their life-long pensions. I'd be happy with that. And the shaming. Which WILL be life-long.

Posted by: Peaches at January 22, 2018 05:37 PM (14URa)

176 I too used to admire the Fbi. And cops generally.
------------

I recall The Junior G-Men. As a kid, I had one of the badges. The FBI was much admired as a staunch defender of the American ideal.

The Left have brought the stench of corruption upon it, as they have everything in American culture.

Posted by: Hillary's IT guy at January 22, 2018 05:37 PM (dzxr0)

177 Okay tech geeks edumacate me. So twitter has no storage of tweets and the only place they would be is on the phones of those who are communicating with these tweets? Is that correct?

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 22, 2018 05:37 PM (zoyKY)

178 I bet that poll would be different if you asked if they were in favor of
TRUMP having the power to surveil his future political opponents. That
is what's waking up the saner Leftists to how bad this is. If they go
along with Obama/Clinton playing that game then they can't complain when
Trump has every D candidate under CIA/NSA surveillance in 2020.
---
I think the lefties can rest pretty soundly in the knowledge they will never be on the receiving end of this. None of those agencies are going to go out of their way for a President who is faithful to the American people.

At least until the next of their own is in office, but then that will be just another internal purge.

Posted by: Methos at January 22, 2018 05:37 PM (XQvuQ)

179 * fistbump *



I can't stop chuckling over this formulation and I have you to thank so, thank you.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2018 05:38 PM (QQ+il)

180 BUT TRUMP SAID DOODY!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mega at January 22, 2018 05:38 PM (rv0Fo)

181 Look at all the stuff that we weren't supposed to know that has come out.
=====

That is why I am not quite as angry at Congress as some. I really think that they were blindsided by most of it for the past 5-6 years. Listen to the oldsters talk about so-and-so is 'an honorable man' and then you know they are lost in their own bubble. Listen to the critters (R and D alike) talking about our intelligence people. Clueless.

Posted by: mustbequantum at January 22, 2018 05:38 PM (MIKMs)

182 Law enforcement not enforcing the law.

What's the worst that can happen?

Seriously, I have money to put down.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 22, 2018 05:38 PM (xJa6I)

183 what does the Bible say about submitting false testimony, James Comey?

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 22, 2018 05:38 PM (v8zB8)

184
...and I'm Jamming Weezer.

Let me check the Urban Dictionary...

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 22, 2018 05:38 PM (IqV8l)

185 60 Spoliation -- it is reasonable to infer that the party had "consciousness of guilt" or other motivation to avoid the evidence.

Exactly.

Posted by: mikeyslaw at January 22, 2018 05:38 PM (JZJ9v)

186 Vic, with all respect, there are other punishments than being prosecuted in courts with the kind of judges we've had. I'm waiting for the part where these assholes and the associated congresscritters lose their life-long pensions. I'd be happy with that. And the shaming. Which WILL be life-long.

Posted by: Peaches at January 22, 2018 05:37 PM (14URa)

Heh.

Posted by: Lois Lerner _ scared on a neighbor's porch at January 22, 2018 05:39 PM (48QDY)

187 To the average millenial, the average immigrant from a socialist shithole, and the average identity-grievance-based voter (ethnic, racial and LGBTQRXZ-American), or about 47% of the electorate, concepts like "privacy", "rule of law" and "liberty" rank about 422nd behind other values like "cares about people like me," "promotes diversity" and "free shit."

But hey I'm an optimist.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 22, 2018 05:39 PM (9OGJj)

188 ...and I'm Jamming Weezer.


I'm laying Linoleum.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2018 05:39 PM (QQ+il)

189 You're supposed to take it as a warning by the FBI that they can break whatever law they like and perjure themselves to courts and Congress and you can't do a damn thing about it

What's even worse is that most leftists are ok with this end-justifies-the-means, banana republic BS.

One day they'll wake up with the boot on their necks and realize what they've wrought. Sadly, the boot will be on our necks too.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at January 22, 2018 05:39 PM (6Oz8S)

190 I'm sure mueller is right on this?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 22, 2018 05:39 PM (5y11N)

191 These clowns are remarkably bad at lying, too. It's like a 5th grader is in charge of making this shit up.
Posted by: Weasel at January 22, 2018 05:36 PM (Sfs6o)

I don't think they are. I think it's an in-your-face lie they figure you can't prove.

Said with a smirk.

That's how bad I believe it is.

Posted by: John Henry at January 22, 2018 05:39 PM (z79tQ)

192 106 Correct me I'm wrong here but doesn't the Office of OIG already have these texts?

They were turned over 5 months ago IIRC.

Posted by: Tom12pack at January 22, 2018 05:25 PM (Fikbq)

I asked that this morning and was told yes, OIG has them. So I'm not sure what was lost.

Posted by: Tami at January 22, 2018 05:39 PM (Enq6K)

193 IRS was created to tax the income of about 1.5 million people or about 2% of the population in 1900. Progressivism always take a small problem and applies it to the entire society.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 22, 2018 05:39 PM (BtQd4)

194 176 I too used to admire the Fbi. And cops generally.
------------

I recall The Junior G-Men. As a kid, I had one of the badges. The FBI was much admired as a staunch defender of the American ideal.

The Left have brought the stench of corruption upon it, as they have everything in American culture.
Posted by: Hillary's IT guy at January 22, 2018 05:37 PM (dzxr0)

The One Ring corrupts everything.... even if the intent is to do good when it is used... only evil will result.

Posted by: kraken at January 22, 2018 05:39 PM (zSVEm)

195 Re Sessions

I was excited when he was picked as well. But he has been a disaster. While all this fbi shit is happening his number 1 issue is going after legalized weed. Tells you all you need to know.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 22, 2018 05:39 PM (a/Jqy)

196 I have the same frustration, but I see people make the point that
"Republicans Congress will do nothing about this" but Congress can't
really prosecute people or make firing decisions.
---
How about changing the law in order to make firing the bureaucrats easier?

Posted by: Methos at January 22, 2018 05:39 PM (XQvuQ)

197 175; peaches, you know as well as anybody you can't shame any person in government. they never, ever feel shame. they usually double down. see nazi pelousy.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 22, 2018 05:39 PM (KP5rU)

198 You're supposed to take it as a warning by the FBI that they can break whatever law they like and perjure themselves to courts and Congress and you can't do a damn thing about it, so you'd damn well better fall in line.

Hey, I got news for you assholes:. It doesn't work that way around here.

We're Americans. We don't get intimidated, we do the intimidating. We're nice and all, but if you come at us thinking you're going to start running things, you really should think again.

You'd better take that shit right back to Soros because we will cross a frozen river to kill you in your sleep on Christmas.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 22, 2018 05:40 PM (tRaq7)

199 172
These clowns are remarkably bad at lying, too. It's like a 5th grader is in charge of making this shit up.
Posted by: Weasel at January 22, 2018 05:36 PM (Sfs6o)

They are used to their own constituents believing absolutely anything they tell them to believe, no matter how asinine. That was on full display only a few days ago when the usual suspects immediately started saying the #releasethememo outrage was all the work of Russian bots. Some people actually believe that shit - or rather, NEED to believe that shit. I see it backfiring every day now. You can only call someone a Racist Nazi Russian Spy so many times before the realize you're a liar.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at January 22, 2018 05:40 PM (UBzPO)

200 Screw the 18-minute gap. This is an 18 month gap. It's iron maiden time.

Posted by: pep at January 22, 2018 05:40 PM (LAe3v)

201 " ... that they can break whatever law they like and perjure themselves to courts and Congress and you can't do a damn thing about it, ...".


Which has been the case for at least twenty-some-odd years now - it's just starting to affect Real People now, and thereby getting traction.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at January 22, 2018 05:40 PM (oVWx5)

202 "I asked that this morning and was told yes, OIG has them. So I'm not sure what was lost."

The FBI's anal virginity.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2018 05:40 PM (k1TUh)

203 "Now that Trump would be the nominee (after Cruz dropped out), the "pressure" to conclude the investigation into Hillary's emails was now even more urgent."

There is another alternative - the pressure to resolve the Clinton thing is about making sure she gets off Scott-free, on the off chance Trump gets elected.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at January 22, 2018 05:41 PM (fftfA)

204 One more thing: this shutdown is proof positive, as if we needed it, that Rats would rather see serviceman families starve than endanger voting rights for illegal aliens.

If they think bought officers will back them successfully if the rubber hits the road, as opposed to enlisted soldiers gleefully slaughtering anyone involved with those cocksucking traitors, then they are -dead- wrong.

Posted by: trev006 at January 22, 2018 05:41 PM (OgdSR)

205 How stupid do they think we fucking are?
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 22, 2018 05:34 PM


Paris Hilton. The Kardishans.

'Nuff said.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 22, 2018 05:41 PM (ctuyM)

206 IRS destroys hard drives. FBI: "Everything's cool".

Hillary email investigation. FBI: "Here, let us destroy those computers for you."

FBI Conspiracy to Defeat/Impeach Trump: FBI: "Yeah, we destroyed the evidence. F*ck you America"

Posted by: WisRich at January 22, 2018 05:41 PM (G0vdT)

207 Time to lock the doors and put the Hoover Building to the torch.

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 05:41 PM (xx9a7)

208 Please note that I am NOT advocating violence in any
way shape or form. But it is this attitude that the Deep State traitors
have that has led to death squads in banana republics.



And as I noted on Friday, America is a first world country in all
aspects but this kind of behavior of people we trust to keep us safe and
secure and keep their own politics out of this critical service is the
very essence of a banana republic.



This is a cancer on the nation and it must be excised. Hopefully by the rule of law because if not, G-d help us.





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 05:17 PM (mbhDw)


Amen.

Posted by: LGoPs at January 22, 2018 05:41 PM (UThOJ)

209 Wow, Meghan McCain lashing into lib Ana Navarro over DACA and for still calling herself a Republican. Ben Domeneich is a having a good influence on Meghan.
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 22, 2018 05:27 PM (OD2ni)

I have not given up on her yet.

Posted by: kraken at January 22, 2018 05:32 PM (zSVEm)


Osmosis can have a powerful effect. I imagine it might change her position from slightly left-of-center to missionary.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 22, 2018 05:41 PM (2FqvZ)

210 I wonder if even one Federal Agency exists that Obama hasn't completely corrupted to the point of blatant partisanship? THAT needs to be Obama's legacy, that under his "reign" even the fig-leaf of impartiality was cast away by government and media alike.

Posted by: acethepug at January 22, 2018 05:41 PM (539ql)

211 191 These clowns are remarkably bad at lying, too. It's like a 5th grader is in charge of making this shit up.
Posted by: Weasel at January 22, 2018 05:36 PM (Sfs6o)
I don't think they are. I think it's an in-your-face lie they figure you can't prove.
Said with a smirk.
That's how bad I believe it is.
Posted by: John Henry at January 22, 2018 05:39 PM (z79tQ)
----------
You may have a point there.

Posted by: Weasel at January 22, 2018 05:41 PM (Sfs6o)

212 177 Okay tech geeks edumacate me. So twitter has no storage of tweets and the only place they would be is on the phones of those who are communicating with these tweets? Is that correct?
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 22, 2018 05:37 PM (zoyKY)

Nope... not only are tweets kept by the parent company, they are monitored.

But these were not tweets, they were text messages... which are ALSO kept by the parent company....

Posted by: Don Q. at January 22, 2018 05:42 PM (NgKpN)

213 I think the lefties can rest pretty soundly in the knowledge they will never be on the receiving end of this. None of those agencies are going to go out of their way for a President who is faithful to the American people.

At least until the next of their own is in office, but then that will be just another internal purge.
Posted by: Methos

_______

Its sort of the same with why they will never be "uncomfortable" with the idea of having easy ballot/voter access.

They know conservatives will never go into election fraud.

The first time Republicans started busing people in out of state and casting fraudulent ballots, you'd see some basic bipartisan election laws suddenly come together.

Posted by: Maritime at January 22, 2018 05:42 PM (lKmt3)

214 177
Okay tech geeks edumacate me. So twitter has no storage of tweets and
the only place they would be is on the phones of those who are
communicating with these tweets? Is that correct?

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 22, 2018 05:37 PM (zoyKY)

This isn't about tweets. This is about text messages. Text messages use your cell carrier's infrastructure not the internet.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at January 22, 2018 05:42 PM (UBzPO)

215 Meanwhile the Dems ( read that as fuckie chuckie and others in their "leadership") are facing the wrath the children who never had anyone say NO to them in their lives. LOL...Ther chickens coming home to roost.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 22, 2018 05:42 PM (5y11N)

216 Let's see ... over two-hundred comments ... no way I got in before the Law and Order FBI Apologists. No friggin' way.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 22, 2018 05:42 PM (QSnbM)

217 Are you fn shitting me, what moron would believe this shit, Oh wait someone who voted for HRC?.....Nevermind.

Posted by: RiverRat1297 at January 22, 2018 05:42 PM (sn3IH)

218 Face it, who could hide self incriminating information better than a personwhos job is to find it?

Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2018 05:42 PM (aC6Sd)

219 I remember when the movie Arlington Road made me sad.

Now it makes me want to cheer.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 22, 2018 05:42 PM (xJa6I)

220 Really?!?

You don't know Weezer?!?

Jiminy Freaking Christmas...

I will extricate myself from your collective lawns, immediately.

When the FUCK did Forty-Six become child-like?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zo-x4PU8S6g

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 05:42 PM (Ckg4U)

221 The one thing that we is average citizens can do is jury nullification every jury trial in any case the FBI brings against an American citizen. I could care less if they haul Hannibal Lecter in to court on a cart chewing on a human ear, if the FBI is one bringing the case their credibility is lower than dogshit and Dr. Lecter is released just in time for dinner.

I want men with guns showing up at these people's homes to take them away and at this point I don't care whether those men are carrying badges or not.

Otherwise, my new personal morality is that if you can get away with it, I want to get away with it.

Posted by: SaltyDonnie at January 22, 2018 05:43 PM (nWmg2)

222 I asked that this morning and was told yes, OIG has them. So I'm not sure what was lost.
Posted by: Tami at January 22, 2018 05:39 PM (Enq6K)

Unless the FBI was lying to them too and the OIG hasn't realized it yet.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at January 22, 2018 05:43 PM (UBzPO)

223 Ugg... off nasty paper pushing sock.

There are several threads on Twatter that deep dive into the OIG, DoJ, FBI, WH issues surrounding the "memo." Most are garbage. However, some do connect the dots.

Suffice to say, February will be a major political shit storm and the donks know it. Hence the white flag on the shutdown. They want to save face for the real battles coming up. Like staying out of jail.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at January 22, 2018 05:43 PM (iiixZ)

224 folks, I think we've finally discovered some communications the NSA does not have.

Posted by: x at January 22, 2018 05:43 PM (nFwvY)

225 171 Our hopes and prayers are with the families of the missing FBI IT workers and we pray that they will soon be found alive and safe.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2018 05:36 PM (QQ+il)

LOL.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 05:43 PM (NWiLs)

226 197 175; peaches, you know as well as anybody you can't shame any person in government. they never, ever feel shame. they usually double down. see nazi pelousy.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 22, 2018 05:39 PM (KP5rU)

Several books on this subject. If you see a lib mohennedan saying her hajib was touched and someone asked for proof she will come back saying it was also her panties. Double down, lie, cheat, whatever!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 22, 2018 05:43 PM (BtQd4)

227
ENOUGH of this shit. Clap 'em in irons!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 22, 2018 05:44 PM (pNxlR)

228 We're Americans. We don't get intimidated, we do the
intimidating. We're nice and all, but if you come at us thinking you're
going to start running things, you really should think again.



You'd better take that shit right back to Soros because we will cross a frozen river to kill you in your sleep on Christmas.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 22, 2018 05:40 PM (tRaq7)


I love the imagery of that. I hope and pray that there's still enough of us left with that fighting spirit.

Posted by: LGoPs at January 22, 2018 05:44 PM (UThOJ)

229
Screw the 18-minute gap. This is an 18 month gap. It's iron maiden time.

Excellent!

Posted by: Bill and Ted at January 22, 2018 05:44 PM (IqV8l)

230 I don't think they are. I think it's an in-your-face lie they figure you can't prove.

Said with a smirk.

That's how bad I believe it is.
--------------------

It is. They are laughing at us. They did it in our faces for eight years under Obama and are still doing it when they can.

Posted by: Mega at January 22, 2018 05:44 PM (rv0Fo)

231 There are laws about proper handling of data. When are white-collar people (as opposed to low-grade sailors) going to pound-me-in-the-ass prison for this kind of mishandling? Why is that geek Koskinen still breathing free air? Where are the convictions and sentences for people in the privileged class?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 22, 2018 05:44 PM (oVJmc)

232 Oh boy. So that kick-the-can-down-the-road bill Congress passed to keep the gubmint running? According to the NY Slimes, there are more tax cuts totaling $31 billion.

http://nyti.ms/2F4mKYK

The left is not happy.

Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at January 22, 2018 05:44 PM (AJeMv)

233 Screw the 18-minute gap. This is an 18 month gap. It's iron maiden time.

Excellent!

Posted by: Bill and Ted at January 22, 2018 05:44 PM (IqV8l)




HAHA. I just watched that last night.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2018 05:44 PM (QQ+il)

234 Wasted Years.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 05:45 PM (Ckg4U)

235 221

YES!

If I am on a jury, and it's a non violent charge, not guilty. Dont give a fuck what the evidence is.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 22, 2018 05:45 PM (XwTGV)

236 Actually Scogg, everyone seems to be pretty salty about this.

I think you're good.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 22, 2018 05:45 PM (xJa6I)

237 #MetalThread

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 05:45 PM (Ckg4U)

238 Has Comey come out tweeting a bibile verse about this yet? Of all of the punchable faces his is the one I want to see punched the most. He just got a gig teaching a college course on ethical leadership...

Posted by: Cheri at January 22, 2018 05:45 PM (oiNtH)

239 Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at January 22, 2018 05:42 PM (UBzPO)

Yeah I realized that after I posted. Text , Tweet 220 221.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 22, 2018 05:45 PM (zoyKY)

240 Trump should ask if Russia has them. Dumb lib media will spread it far and wide.

Posted by: Mega at January 22, 2018 05:45 PM (rv0Fo)

241 I see many FBI IT workers kill in single engine plane crash on mission trip to africa.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 22, 2018 05:45 PM (BtQd4)

242 ENOUGH of this shit. Clap 'em in irons!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 22, 2018 05:44 PM (pNxlR)

Do we still clap people in irons? Kinky

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 22, 2018 05:45 PM (5y11N)

243 Text , Tweet 220 221.

whatever it takes.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2018 05:46 PM (QQ+il)

244 >>According to the NY Slimes, there are more tax cuts totaling $31 billion.


I call that The French Tickler

Posted by: Donald Trump's Presidential Forehead merkin at January 22, 2018 05:46 PM (xx9a7)

245 155
The Founders, when they designed our system, made sure that there were competing centers of Power...



Congress, vs the Administration, vs the Courts...AND, Army, vs Marines...



So you would always have some check and balance in case one of the other entities got out of control.



We used to have competing Federal Police as well... Marshall service, FBI, Secret Service, ATF...



and competing Spy groups... CIA, FBI, Def Intelligence folks...



But now? After 9/11, they are no longer competing, but under same
bosses... the National Security Advisor... and Attorney General...



Who do you send to investigate the FBI? Who spies on the NSA?
Posted by: Don Q. at January 22, 2018 05:33 PM (NgKpN)

The Constitution is not yet a dead letter, but it is looking more and more to be useless for dealing with a committed movement of the Left which seeks to pull it down. If this is true, it leads to an unpleasant thought; what else must be added to the mix, apart from traditional Constitutional mechanisms, in order to destroy the Left?

Do not be mistaken, the Left would destroy us, and are trying to do so this very moment. Sewer rats don't deserve a fair fight, neither does the Left.

Posted by: Monty James at January 22, 2018 05:46 PM (gKOMX)

246 And not just fbi...any trial. Local cops are as corrupt as the feds, if not more. Fuck em all.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 22, 2018 05:46 PM (XwTGV)

247 osted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 05:42 PM (Ckg4U)

"Undone" would be more timely.

Posted by: golfman at January 22, 2018 05:46 PM (48QDY)

248 The one thing that we is average citizens can do is jury nullification every jury trial in any case the FBI brings against an American citizen. I could care less if they haul Hannibal Lecter in to court on a cart chewing on a human ear, if the FBI is one bringing the case their credibility is lower than dogshit and Dr. Lecter is released just in time for dinner.

I want men with guns showing up at these people's homes to take them away and at this point I don't care whether those men are carrying badges or not.

Otherwise, my new personal morality is that if you can get away with it, I want to get away with it.
Posted by: SaltyDonnie

__________

My only issue with that is basically what liberal jurors did with that illegal alien scumbag that shot that woman in San Francisco.

Because they hate Trump so much, they let a guy get away with murder (literally) just as way to show their displeasure with the President.

Posted by: Maritime at January 22, 2018 05:46 PM (lKmt3)

249 I wonder if even one Federal Agency exists that Obama hasn't completely corrupted to the point of blatant partisanship?

Nope. That's not how this works.

Please - raise your hand if you believe Obama took an FBI full of straight-as-an-arrow folks and turned them into willing tools of the State more than happy to put the screws into John Q Public in eight years ?

Because to do that, Barry would be the biggest criminal mastermind since Blofeld. Spoiler Alert ... Barry was neither that smart or energetic.

The FBI was sending out HRT teams to assassinate people under Clinton. They were raring to go to do domestic surveillance of you and me under Bush.

No ... Barry didn't build that FBI. Somebody else made that happen.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 22, 2018 05:47 PM (QSnbM)

250 You'd better take that shit right back to Soros because we will cross a frozen river to kill you in your sleep on Christmas.



Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 22, 2018 05:40 PM (tRaq7)

Dammit. Just when I thought I'd never fall in love again . . .

Posted by: Peaches at January 22, 2018 05:47 PM (14URa)

251 246: fuck em all. bigly. with the barbed cock of lucifer.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 22, 2018 05:47 PM (KP5rU)

252 Has Comey come out tweeting a bibile verse about this yet? Of all of the punchable faces his is the one I want to see punched the most. He just got a gig teaching a college course on ethical leadership...

Posted by: Cheri at January 22, 2018 05:45 PM (oiNtH)


Exodus 4:15
And thou shalt speak unto him, and put words in his mouth: and I will be with thy mouth, and with his mouth, and will teach you what ye shall do.

Posted by: James Comey at January 22, 2018 05:48 PM (2FqvZ)

253 their integrity is exceeded only by their competence

Posted by: x at January 22, 2018 05:48 PM (nFwvY)

254 their integrity is exceeded only by their competence


ISWYDT

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2018 05:48 PM (QQ+il)

255 Heads on pikes.
Impalements.
Gibbets.
The rack.
The iron maiden.
The pear of anguish.
The Judas cradle.

Time to get medieval on their asses.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 05:48 PM (NWiLs)

256 251

Gib newsletter cut

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 22, 2018 05:48 PM (XwTGV)

257 Weasel go see Legal Insurrection, 2nd story down

Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2018 05:48 PM (aC6Sd)

258 I want men with guns showing up at these people's homes to take them away and at this point I don't care whether those men are carrying badges or not.

Otherwise, my new personal morality is that if you can get away with it, I want to get away with it.
Posted by: SaltyDonnie at January 22, 2018 05:43 PM (nWmg2)

There you go, ladies and gentlemen. Either the law means something.

Or it means nothing.

We're skating a fine line in this country, and have been for years.

Posted by: John Henry at January 22, 2018 05:48 PM (z79tQ)

259 Actually Scogg, everyone seems to be pretty salty about this.

I think you're good.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 22, 2018 05:45 PM (xJa6I)


No shit ?

That brings a little tear to my eye. I think this is how the Grinch felt when he decided to bring all that Christmas shit back.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 22, 2018 05:48 PM (QSnbM)

260 The term is "Couldn't care less".

If you "could" care less, do it on your own time.

If you couldn't give One More Gaddamn Shit about something, you've got something to say.

Otherwise, "care less" on your own time.

I couldn't care less if you could care less.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 05:49 PM (Ckg4U)

261 251 246: fuck em all. bigly. with the barbed cock of lucifer.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 22, 2018 05:47 PM (KP5rU)

Poetry, as always man

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 22, 2018 05:49 PM (xJa6I)

262 Announce that losing the texts is criminal negligence and the IT guy(s) who lost them must be fired and forfeit any pension accumulations and possibly face minor jail time/major fines.

This "whoops, so sorry we accidentally deleted data" data, they are required by law to preserve and hand to congress on demand has got to stop.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 22, 2018 05:49 PM (eASYU)

263 What we have here is called a banana republic... Time to change all that. Release the memo!!! Let the chips fall.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at January 22, 2018 05:49 PM (0OmEj)

264 Here. Use my detextinator. What could go wrong?

Posted by: Senator Doofenschmirtz at January 22, 2018 05:50 PM (7+qdf)

265 My only issue with that is basically what liberal jurors did with that illegal alien scumbag that shot that woman in San Francisco.
------------

See: O.J. Simpson

Posted by: Hillary's IT guy at January 22, 2018 05:51 PM (dzxr0)

266 Man... I'm getting really fucking angry.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 05:51 PM (Ckg4U)

267 Throwing a few FBI/IRS/Justice people in jail for crimes would do a whole lot towards cleaning up the Agencies.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 22, 2018 05:51 PM (5y11N)

268 This lost text bs means Verizon is in on it...or at&t or whatever carrier they use

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 22, 2018 05:51 PM (XwTGV)

269 248

What part of my morality of "if you get to do it, so do I" was unclear?

Posted by: SaltyDonnie at January 22, 2018 05:51 PM (nWmg2)

270 I agree w. Steven Green.

Posted by: kakisto at January 22, 2018 05:51 PM (tLRcG)

271 My take, potentiall penalties for loss of data preferred to penalties for sedition.

Posted by: tbodie at January 22, 2018 05:51 PM (HK4MN)

272 Man... I'm getting really fucking angry.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 05:51 PM (Ckg4U)

getting?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 22, 2018 05:52 PM (5y11N)

273 When Punxsutawney Phil wakes Jeff Sessions up, this is gonna cause 3 more weeks of Winter.

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 05:52 PM (xx9a7)

274 5
There is no such thing as "lost", "deleted", or "missing".

The Internet is forever.

Right, Bob from NSA?


Posted by: ACME Batman-suit at January 22, 2018 05:09 PM (tbaaT)


I agree. One tweet from PDT along the lines of Find those texts, tell us who "lost" them and how, or pack your box because security is on its way to escort you out.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 22, 2018 05:52 PM (7+qdf)

275 Gotten.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 05:52 PM (Ckg4U)

276 Fibbies in jail getting the 'butt-bump boogey'? Maybe the next time they feel look making Nixon look like a Piker they'll think again.

Posted by: AdamPM at January 22, 2018 05:52 PM (vTCSA)

277 Ruth Ginsburg looks like she is at death's doorstep

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 22, 2018 05:52 PM (5y11N)

278 246 And not just fbi...any trial. Local cops are as corrupt as the feds, if not more. Fuck em all.
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 22, 2018 05:46 PM (XwTGV)

Yes with speeding tickets and quotas police are just revenue collection. Love cops hate politics.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 22, 2018 05:52 PM (BtQd4)

279 246 And not just fbi...any trial. Local cops are as corrupt as the feds, if not more. Fuck em all.
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 22, 2018 05:46 PM (XwTGV)

Local cops tend to care about two and only two things:

-Expired registrations
-DUI stops (bullshit or otherwise)

Drive by them at 75 in a 35 zone? Meh.
Blow through a stop sign? Eh.

If it ain't one of those two and only two things, they're not even gonna take the cruiser out of park.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 22, 2018 05:53 PM (T28di)

280 266; chill Slap. No use getting angry. Never helps. Unless you have a shitload of old tvs.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 22, 2018 05:53 PM (KP5rU)

281 Announce that losing the texts is criminal negligence and the IT guy(s) who lost them must be fired and forfeit any pension accumulations and possibly face minor jail time/major fines.

This "whoops, so sorry we accidentally deleted data" data, they are required by law to preserve and hand to congress on demand has got to stop.
Posted by: PaleRider



Fuck that shit. Announce heavy jail terms and that we are coming after you with the full weight of the federal government. And if you spoke with one person about doing this, RICO charges on top.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2018 05:53 PM (4dbPD)

282 >> the FBI is now refusing to answer the question:


Then why are they still getting paychecks?

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 05:53 PM (xx9a7)

283 My take, potentiall penalties for loss of data preferred to penalties for sedition.
---
Generally the way you solve economic incentives like that is to make the penalties equal.

Posted by: Methos at January 22, 2018 05:53 PM (XQvuQ)

284 My doctor can't even leave a voice mail about test results on my answering machine, but these f*ckers are completely unconcerned with anything happening to them.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 22, 2018 05:53 PM (ks6bw)

285 Been

#Winter without lights.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 05:54 PM (Ckg4U)

286 272 Man... I'm getting really fucking angry.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 05:51 PM (Ckg4U)

getting?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 22, 2018 05:52 PM (5y11N)

I'm always angry. But it's not a lifestyle I recommend.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 05:54 PM (NWiLs)

287 268
This lost text bs means Verizon is in on it...or att or whatever carrier they use
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 22, 2018 05:51 PM (XwTGV)

Verizon only stores the contents of text messages for 5 days max. They store details of text messages (dates, recipients) for a year.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at January 22, 2018 05:54 PM (UBzPO)

288 From Hell's heart, I strike at thee...

*squirt*

Hillary: Gaaaah! My eye!

Posted by: Anthony Weiner and His Magic Laptop at January 22, 2018 05:54 PM (UwqGo)

289 If this is true, it leads to an unpleasant thought; what else must be added to the mix, apart from traditional Constitutional mechanisms, in order to destroy the Left?
----------------

That's the pleasant thought, the unpleasant thought is what pieces are the Left missing to utterly destroy us, and how many of them would have been completed under Chairman Frau?

Posted by: Mega at January 22, 2018 05:54 PM (rv0Fo)

290 If the people on the House Intelligence Committee are taking their jobs seriously, they must not only threaten subpoenas against half the people at the Bureau, they must also start talking about whether the Bureau itself deserves to continue in operation.

And yeah, I know there are lots of good people among the rank-and-file at the Bureau. That doesn't change the fact that the institution itself is looking more and more like the "political police" in some technocratic European country.

Posted by: T at January 22, 2018 05:54 PM (MmeCn)

291 You know, I always try and come up with an "innocent mistake" scenario. That is, if these guys just screwed up, how would they behave, versus what we are seeing.

And I must say, texting your secret girlfriend this shit doesn't count for much in the intelligence department. Ergo, the erasure of the texts is likely to be poorly done, if it was intentional.

I have higher hopes than the Lerner situation because a) there are a lot of FBI people who actually do give a shit about their reputation, and will bust ass to see it restored and b) Lerner happened back with Obama was in charge of Justice, which explains...a lot.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at January 22, 2018 05:55 PM (fftfA)

292 I'm always angry. But it's not a lifestyle I recommend.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 05:54 PM (NWiLs)



I have said it before and still believe it today: Hate keeps me young. And I gots a lot of hate in me now a days

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 22, 2018 05:55 PM (5y11N)

293 wake me up when there is something more to the story that "Outrage!"

you know, like indictments, or arrests or trials and convictions, or at least plea bargains with required testimony against others...

until then, i'll be over with Jeff Sessionzzzzzz

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 22, 2018 05:55 PM (w0xwb)

294 This lost text bs means Verizon is in on it...or at&t or whatever carrier they use

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 22, 2018 05:51 PM (XwTGV)



ComCast is a wholly owned entity of the Democrat party. That's my guess.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 22, 2018 05:55 PM (2FqvZ)

295 280
266; chill Slap. No use getting angry. Never helps. Unless you have a shitload of old tvs.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 22, 2018 05:53 PM (KP5rU)
LOL! I had to buy a new tv once, many years ago, after my dumbfuck ex pissed me off so bad (lying) I threw a beer bottle threw ours. Totally worth it . . . extremely satisfying.

Posted by: Peaches at January 22, 2018 05:55 PM (14URa)

296 Dammit -


I listened to 'Craigslist' by Weird Al this morning and now it's stuck in my head!




'...I'm only
giving you
the peanuts.
Get. Real.'

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 05:55 PM (xx9a7)

297 OIG Horowitz has been dogging this shit from day one. There will be some players that go down, but I think Trump wants the grand prize... prezzy zero.

If that's the case, a lot of people will skate to get there. Hope Sleepy is up to the job.

Or not.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at January 22, 2018 05:55 PM (iiixZ)

298 "chill Slap. No use getting angry. Never helps. Unless you have a shitload of old tvs."
-Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 22, 2018 05:53 PM (KP5rU)

I refuse to "chill".

I'd rather put a round through a television than "chill".

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 05:55 PM (Ckg4U)

299
I have said it before and still believe it today: Hate keeps me young. And I gots a lot of hate in me now a days
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 22, 2018 05:55 PM (5y11N)

Oh lots of gas also...not sure how that fits in? LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 22, 2018 05:55 PM (5y11N)

300 IMO this is why justice delayed, is often Justice denied.

If the Obama administration had been perp walked for the blatant illegalities they performed, then the REST of the Government would be afraid of not following the Law.

What we are seeing here is the FRUITS of the policy of not enforcing the Law.

Same with sanctuary cities and the Law against Aiding and Abetting...

They don't fear the law, because we are no longer a Republic...

Posted by: Don Q. at January 22, 2018 05:56 PM (NgKpN)

301 Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 05:48 PM (NWiLs)

I agree with the sentiment, but that was the worst limerick ever.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 22, 2018 05:56 PM (T28di)

302 280 266; chill Slap. No use getting angry. Never helps. Unless you have a shitload of old tvs.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 22, 2018 05:53 PM (KP5rU)

Elvis made every TV remote with a 38

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 22, 2018 05:56 PM (BtQd4)

303 301 Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 05:48 PM (NWiLs)

I agree with the sentiment, but that was the worst limerick ever.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 22, 2018 05:56 PM (T28di)

It's vers libre.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 05:57 PM (NWiLs)

304 Sigh

Been doing a lot of typing and deleting in this thread.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 22, 2018 05:57 PM (xJa6I)

305 I have said it before and still believe it today: Hate keeps me young. And I gots a lot of hate in me now a days

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 22, 2018 05:55 PM (5y11N)


Leviticus 19:17
Thou shalt not hate thy brother in thine heart: thou shalt in any wise rebuke thy neighbour, and not suffer sin upon him.

Posted by: James Comey at January 22, 2018 05:57 PM (2FqvZ)

306 Behold the terrible penalty for treason! - The King*s lord high executioner in ancient times to the assembled throngs.

We lost all the evidence. - Today*s Jr. G-men.

The times, they are a changing.

Posted by: Archer at January 22, 2018 05:57 PM (gbWkA)

307 You're welcome.

Posted by: Emperor Fuckstick at January 22, 2018 05:57 PM (89T5c)

308 As far as my belief in the integrity of DC, the Federal Justice System.... Goodbye to All That.... they will have to earn it back as far as I am concerned... and once you lose Trust... well, it's hard to get that restored.... we are talking some Major Atonement here.

Posted by: kraken at January 22, 2018 05:57 PM (zSVEm)

309 And yeah, I know there are lots of good people among the rank-and-file at the Bureau. That doesn't change the fact that the institution itself is looking more and more like the "political police" in some technocratic European country.
Posted by: T at January 22, 2018 05:54 PM (MmeCn)

No, you don't know that. You believe that because you must, and because they tell you that. Maybe there's not.
Maybe there's one, and she's afraid to make waves.

Posted by: John Henry at January 22, 2018 05:57 PM (z79tQ)

310 295: peaches! i shot one once. pure fucking adrenaline rush. i highly recommend such therapy.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 22, 2018 05:57 PM (KP5rU)

311 Well I could care less but first I'd had to give a shit.

Posted by: freaked at January 22, 2018 05:58 PM (UdKB7)

312 This is a cover up. We need to see Sessions get his head out of his ass and investigate and prosecute these FBI criminals.

Posted by: Locke Common at January 22, 2018 05:58 PM (DJ/XX)

313 So much for the nfl boycott. Yesterday's game was the highest rated tv show since the last Super Bowl. Not the highest rated game, highest tv show. I guess conservatives care more about Tom Brady than the flag.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 22, 2018 05:58 PM (a/Jqy)

314 I love the imagery of that. I hope and pray that there's still enough of us left with that fighting spirit.

It's still here, it's just not as public as it once was.

That also should've read "...cross a frozen river without shoes..."

I envision the great General Mad Dog Mattis saying something like that, because you know he would actually do it if he thought he had to.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 22, 2018 05:58 PM (tRaq7)

315 I don't think the IG has these texts. Take a look at Sessions' statement today. He says he'll get to the bottom of this, but he also says:

"After reviewing the voluminous records on the FBI's servers, which included over 50,000 texts, the Inspector General discovered the FBI's system failed to retain text messages for approximately 5 months between December 14, 2017 to May 17, 2017."

https://tinyurl.com/y9pvekjh

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at January 22, 2018 05:58 PM (398bZ)

316 I'm too trusting in Sessions.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 05:59 PM (Ckg4U)

317 298: suit yourself, my friend.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 22, 2018 05:59 PM (KP5rU)

318 latest on ZH.... (i know) is that the DOJ IG says he got those texts months ago.

so who benefits from saying they are lost, and why?

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 22, 2018 05:59 PM (w0xwb)

319 So much for the nfl boycott. Yesterday's game was the highest rated tv show since the last Super Bowl. Not the highest rated game, highest tv show. I guess conservatives care more about Tom Brady than the flag.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 22, 2018 05:58 PM (a/Jqy)


None of the kneeling teams made the playoffs.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 22, 2018 05:59 PM (2FqvZ)

320 No ... Barry didn't build that FBI. Somebody else made that happen.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 22, 2018 05:47 PM (QSnbM)


See #35 here: https://tinyurl.com/yb44n27k

Posted by: Country Singer at January 22, 2018 05:59 PM (yzxic)

321 Leviticus 19:17

Thou shalt not hate thy brother in thine heart: thou shalt in any wise rebuke thy neighbour, and not suffer sin upon him.

Posted by: James Comey at January 22, 2018 05:57 PM (2FqvZ)
All this tells me is that Leviticus never lived in Los Angeles.

Posted by: Peaches at January 22, 2018 05:59 PM (14URa)

322 95 280
266; chill Slap. No use getting angry. Never helps. Unless you have a shitload of old tvs.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 22, 2018 05:53 PM (KP5rU)
LOL! I had to buy a new tv once, many years ago, after my dumbfuck ex pissed me off so bad (lying) I threw a beer bottle threw ours. Totally worth it . . . extremely satisfying.
Posted by: Peaches at January 22, 2018 05:55 PM (14URa)

If there is no anger... then nothing will ever get fixed.

Anger is a POSITIVE force in the World IMO... it motivates us to fight Evil... it makes us right the wrongs...

Its part of the Human condition... to deny it and not use it, denies us a part of ourselves...

There are things we SHOULD get angry about.

Posted by: Don Q. at January 22, 2018 05:59 PM (NgKpN)

323 Wake me when we hear anything meaningful about this from FBI Director Christopher Wray.

He'd better be raising hell and cleaning house to PDT's satisfaction, or PDT needs to fire Wray and find a remorseless Ulysses S Grant-type for new FBI Director, from way outside the Acela Corridor.

Posted by: Gref at January 22, 2018 06:00 PM (AMIL/)

324 There needs to be action to stop all this hiding/lost/wiped with a cloth/crashed harddrive bullshit soon because people are legitimately angry. If it goes on too long it won't just be us political junkies that are aware and armed and angered. We talk/post/argue here because there is no call to violent change. It does not take a huge percentage of the population to get violent and have revolution. The Fed better get a hand on this shit now.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at January 22, 2018 06:00 PM (0OmEj)

325 I have to disagree. Being constantly angry is not healthy and in the end makes you a miserable person. I learned a lot last year even at my ripe age of 29. I'm not saying don't be angry at what's happening in the country but don't let it consume you. Just my 2 cents.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 22, 2018 06:00 PM (dUJdY)

326 322. Gooood........goood.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 22, 2018 06:00 PM (fA1SL)

327 310
295: peaches! i shot one once. pure fucking adrenaline rush. i highly recommend such therapy.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 22, 2018 05:57 PM (KP5rU)
Well, I highly recommend the beer bottle route. Let's face it, you can shoot a lot of stuff, but only certain things can be completely taken out with a well-aimed beer bottle.

Posted by: Peaches at January 22, 2018 06:00 PM (14URa)

328 http://bit.ly/2DqP6fo

1. Hezbollah & the Iran deal : is Trump lining Obama up for charges of treason? Dont rule it out. Some thoughts

Thread Reader from Imperator_Rex

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 22, 2018 06:01 PM (y3aQB)

329 309

Exactly. Why do we all assume that the bad guys are a minority? Its probavly the other way. The good guys are the small and silent minority. At the end of the day they are power hungry libs that run things in DC.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 22, 2018 06:01 PM (a/Jqy)

330 "Well I could care less but first I'd had to give a shit."
-Posted by: freaked at January 22, 2018 05:58 PM (UdKB7)

I want to tear your flesh from your bones right now.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 06:01 PM (Ckg4U)

331 Ruth Ginsburg looks like she is at death's doorstep

Maybe Wise Latina will pass out on top of her and we'll get a two-fer.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 22, 2018 06:01 PM (oVJmc)

332 Leviticus 19:17
Thou shalt not hate thy brother in thine heart: thou shalt in any wise rebuke thy neighbour, and not suffer sin upon him.
Posted by: James Comey at January 22, 2018 05:57 PM (2FqvZ)

What if he is Stalin?

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 22, 2018 06:01 PM (BtQd4)

333 So much for the nfl boycott. Yesterday's game was the highest rated tv show since the last Super Bowl. Not the highest rated game, highest tv show. I guess conservatives care more about Tom Brady than the flag.

None of the kneeling teams made the playoffs.

We should show the NFL that if they get their act back together, we'll return. If not, they can go out of business altogether and we won't care.

We've proven that we don't need them and don't have to watch them. We can sink them, too.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 22, 2018 06:01 PM (tRaq7)

334 Bubba Clinton lost the nuke codes for months...supposedly.

Posted by: BignJames at January 22, 2018 06:01 PM (0+nbW)

335 Apparently, the FBI is touchable.

Posted by: Archer at January 22, 2018 06:01 PM (gbWkA)

336 Not only do I not believe the 'misconfiguration' problem explanation, I'm not believing that the texts were ONLY in their original form on the phones.

They printed those mofos out. If not...WTF are they good for!?

Posted by: Tami at January 22, 2018 06:01 PM (Enq6K)

337 277 Ruth Ginsburg looks like she is at death's doorstep
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 22, 2018 05:52 PM (5y11N)
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Are we sure she's still alive? I think that was just the wind moving her empty carapace.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 22, 2018 06:02 PM (qJtVm)

338 Being constantly angry is not healthy and in the end makes you a miserable person. I learned a lot last year even at my ripe age of 29. I'm not saying don't be angry at what's happening in the country but don't let it consume you. Just my 2 cents.
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 22, 2018 06:00 PM (dUJdY)

what's funny is that in The Navy, they think I am the cool level headed guy?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 22, 2018 06:02 PM (5y11N)

339 The Department wants to bring to your attention that the FBI's technical
system for retaining text messages sent and received on FBI mobile
devices failed to preserve text messages for Mr. Strzok and Ms. Page,


and

Boyd attributed the failure to"misconfiguration issues related to
rollouts, provisioning, and software upgrades that conflicted with the
FBI's collection capabilities.


I'm guessing this means the texts weren't copied to the FOIA system. That's slightly credible for everyone with that phone HW/SW for that timeframe. Not if it's just the strokejobtwins. Presumably they're everywhere else (the phones, NSA, verizon) unless they actually we're deleted.

Posted by: DaveA at January 22, 2018 06:02 PM (FhXTo)

340 Lot's to digest, but before I read the content, I think Trump could readily get a mandate to fire hundreds of people in the Justice Department and prosecute dozens at the top echelons on incompetence alone. Not that what we are witnessing is incompetence because we aren't. This is criminal activity in perhaps immeasurable quantities. But if the defense of those who have partaken in this partisan assault on the state is repeated cases of "the whoopsies", then they should be summarily fired for gross negligence, incompetence, and stupidity.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 22, 2018 06:02 PM (H8S+R)

341
"It was the Windows 10 upgrade" - Gender-studies major who's now head of FBI IT, because he "got sent"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 22, 2018 06:02 PM (/l5kJ)

342 I'm late to the thread. Has anyone here asked for public executions yet?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 06:03 PM (ptqGC)

343 337 277 Ruth Ginsburg looks like she is at death's doorstep
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 22, 2018 05:52 PM (5y11N)
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Are we sure she's still alive? I think that was just the wind moving her empty carapace.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 22, 2018 06:02 PM (qJtVm)

Her taxidermist is amazing..

Posted by: kraken at January 22, 2018 06:03 PM (zSVEm)

344 Are we sure she's still alive? I think that was just the wind moving her empty carapace.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 22, 2018 06:02 PM (qJtVm)

LOL....Did you see the same clip of her on FOX I just did

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 22, 2018 06:03 PM (5y11N)

345 327: you have my utmost respect. that is a great story. you rock.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 22, 2018 06:03 PM (KP5rU)

346 342

I'm late to the thread. Has anyone here asked for public executions yet?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 06:03 PM (ptqGC)

Oh yes....

Posted by: kraken at January 22, 2018 06:03 PM (zSVEm)

347
WAIT!

Are you saying this is even bigger than obama's IRS scandal that the Republicans did NOTHING about??

Whoa!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 22, 2018 06:03 PM (9dh/m)

348 P
None of the kneeling teams made the playoffs.
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 22, 2018 05:59 PM (2FqvZ)p

Google Patriots kneeling. They most definitely knelt.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 22, 2018 06:03 PM (a/Jqy)

349 Your too easy Slap.

Posted by: freaked at January 22, 2018 06:04 PM (UdKB7)

350 Hey, All Hail Eris, if you're still here, your contribution to The Cookbook is everything.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 06:04 PM (ptqGC)

351 342
I'm late to the thread. Has anyone here asked for public executions yet?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 06:03 PM (ptqGC)
Not even 400 comments yet, Jane. We're just building up a head of steam. I think Slap's gonna go there first, though.

Posted by: Peaches at January 22, 2018 06:04 PM (14URa)

352 Posted by: DaveA at January 22, 2018 06:02 PM (FhXTo)

I still don't see how "Oops!" is now some kind of iron-clad, air-tight legal defense for anyone lucky enough to work at a high level in government.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 22, 2018 06:04 PM (T28di)

353 Several times Jane. I mean it IS the horde after all...

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 22, 2018 06:04 PM (dUJdY)

354 Maybe the FBI has been hiring IT people from the same strip club FanneMae did.

Posted by: Archer at January 22, 2018 06:04 PM (gbWkA)

355 I'm late to the thread. Has anyone here asked for public executions yet?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 06:03 PM (ptqGC)



Oh yes....

Posted by: kraken at January 22, 2018 06:03 PM (zSVEm)


I used to think drawing and quartering was barbarous. Now, not so much.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 06:05 PM (ptqGC)

356 Please G-D watch over Stephen Miller and keep him safe and close to PDT

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 22, 2018 06:05 PM (5y11N)

357
Her taxidermist is amazing..

Posted by: kraken


Ultra-high-purity formaldehyde.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 22, 2018 06:05 PM (/l5kJ)

358 "I'm late to the thread. Has anyone here asked for public executions yet?"
-Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 06:03 PM (ptqGC)

That usually happens within the first twenty posts.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 06:05 PM (Ckg4U)

359 Google Patriots kneeling. They most definitely knelt.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 22, 2018 06:03 PM (a/Jqy)


Okay. Then they deserve to lose.

I've read otherwise here, but checked as you said.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 22, 2018 06:05 PM (2FqvZ)

360 This isn't that hard. Federal Law requires backups of backups of backups of backups of backups of the shit. You identify and subpoena the people that are responsible for safeguarding it. You tell them to bring it to court by a certain date. If they show up and say we don't have it, the judge politely tells them that all of their narrow asses are going to sit in jail cells until they produce it.

If they then give some bullshit excuse about how their dog pissed on the server or there was some incredible coincidence that every hard drive in the building crashed, then the judge politely tells them that it looks like their jail stay will be a long one.

You would be surprised what the actual threat of sitting in a jail so does to one's Focus. This is a deliberate dick in the eye to Congress, the executive branch, the judiciary, the constitution, the rule of law, and the American people from a subsidiary agency at the direction of the President telling Christ and everyone to go fuck themselves because they're above the law. These motherfuckers need dragged out of their offices in the Beltway by their nose hairs nose hairs and brought before the hangman. Either the legitimate Avenues of consequence handle business, or the illegitimate Avenues of consequence are going to have to step up. The choice is theirs.

Posted by: SaltyDonnie at January 22, 2018 06:05 PM (nWmg2)

361 Public executions? How about public flogging!

Posted by: dantesed at January 22, 2018 06:05 PM (88xKn)

362 353. Not Grump and not I. We both hope and pray that the IT guys who goofed will be found soon, alive and safe.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 22, 2018 06:05 PM (fA1SL)

363 342 I'm late to the thread. Has anyone here asked for public executions yet?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 06:03 PM (ptqGC)

I vote that we all start using this formulation as the new replacement for "First!"-ing.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 22, 2018 06:05 PM (T28di)

364 Maybe the good guys are holding out the release of information until the timing can provide for maximum political damage? It is an election year after all.

Posted by: Skeptically optimistic at January 22, 2018 06:05 PM (DrLXT)

365 350 Hey, All Hail Eris, if you're still here, your contribution to The Cookbook is everything.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 06:04 PM (ptqGC)
----
Are you talking about the Bocaditos? Are they not fabuloso? It's so much salty goodness in one tiny package. Like little edible Alexthechicks.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 22, 2018 06:06 PM (qJtVm)

366 LOL @ Peaches.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 06:06 PM (Ckg4U)

367 342 I'm late to the thread. Has anyone here asked for public executions yet?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 06:03 PM (ptqGC)

...

Are you kidding?

We're storyboarding them, down to the last painful detail.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 22, 2018 06:06 PM (yL25O)

368
Please G-D watch over Stephen Miller and keep him safe and close to PDT

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 22, 2018 06:05 PM (5y11N)


I pray every single day for PDT and everyone in this administration whose loyalty is to God and Country.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 06:06 PM (ptqGC)

369 people among the rank-and-file at the Bureau. That doesn't change the fact that the institution itself is looking more and more like the "political police" in some technocratic European country.
Posted by: T at January 22, 2018 05:54 PM (MmeCn)

No, you don't know that. You believe that because you must, and because they tell you that. Maybe there's not.
Maybe there's one, and she's afraid to make waves.
Posted by: John Henry at January



We went through this during the election when people were suggesting that rank and file agents should come forth with the evidence of hillary's treasonous crimes.

Lots of people explaining that that was impossible because they were only rank and file employees, that it was not their responsibility, and, well, their pensions.

You know, to hell with whatever they swore to uphold.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 22, 2018 06:06 PM (MTjB1)

370
257 Weasel go see Legal Insurrection, 2nd story down
Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2018 05:48 PM (aC6Sd)
--------
Ack!

Posted by: Weasel at January 22, 2018 06:06 PM (Sfs6o)

371 361 Public executions? How about public flogging!
Posted by: dantesed at January 22, 2018 06:05 PM (88xKn)

Public execution by flogging.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 06:07 PM (NWiLs)

372 but I think Trump wants the grand prize... prezzy zero.

The Yugely deal is everyone else for zero and the PantSuit. Because once you get everyone else you've got all that was ever going to be nonriot inducing.

Posted by: DaveA at January 22, 2018 06:07 PM (FhXTo)

373
I'm guessing this means the texts weren't copied to the FOIA system.
That's slightly credible for everyone with that phone HW/SW for that
timeframe. Not if it's just the strokejobtwins. Presumably they're
everywhere else (the phones, NSA, verizon) unless they actually we're
deleted.
=====

The 'Oooopsie' doesn't work all the time. Since the oopsie has been used for many times now, it sure does not inspire trust in government.

Posted by: mustbequantum at January 22, 2018 06:07 PM (MIKMs)

374 by their nose hairs nose hairs

LOL! I don't know if that was accidental but I suddenly had visions of nose hairs with nose hairs.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 22, 2018 06:07 PM (dUJdY)

375 Yeah... I want to rend someone's flesh.

I'd much prefer the hangings, however.

Makes me more human.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 06:07 PM (Ckg4U)

376 358. Takes about 30 on chess & dress threads, because weekend

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 22, 2018 06:07 PM (fA1SL)

377 The FBI claims this is a "misconfiguration problem" which affected some Samsung 5 phones.

But per Chuck Ross, the FBI is now refusing to answer the question: How many such phones suffered this "misconfiguration problem"?

Because if the number turns out to be somewhere between 2 and 20, and most of those phones just happen to be those used by Mueller's team and the various partisans whose names we've come to know so well, we've got some serious, hire-a-criminal-attorney problems, lads.


After what just happened in the Bundy trial, and now this, every single solitary criminal defense attorney worth s/h/it's salt is drafting a motion to dismiss all charges on the basis that the FBI has confirmed that it does not have in place effective backup protection on possible Brady evidence and since the FBI has lost this evidence then the charges must be dismissed.

I mean, how do we know this is confined to the S5? Hmm?

And Green is right, this is absolutely an explicit so what are you going to do about it. And the answer will be nothing. I mean, the FBI lab misconduct investigation is now on year 20 or so.

No, I'm not kidding about that.


Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With jaunty propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 22, 2018 06:07 PM (dEQP3)

378 Theory: The FBI released this info today to distract from the pressure to release the "memo"

Posted by: TexasDan at January 22, 2018 06:08 PM (yL25O)

379 Slapweasel-I think in common usage now, "I could less" is considered o.k. It used to drive my mother crazy because she was an English professor, but that was 35 years ago. If it makes you feel better you can correct my grammar, and Lord knows, I'm a wretched typist and make lots of mistakes. That is, you can do it until I get so annoyed at you I bite your head (big) head off. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2018 06:08 PM (8+Ozj)

380 Leviticus don't surf!

Posted by: Monk at January 22, 2018 06:08 PM (g4lFK)

381 So, let me get this straight...

The people who hoover up every email, text, and cellphone call can't find them. Who feels really good right now about our anti-terror efforts?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 22, 2018 06:08 PM (LV3VM)

382 Hey, All Hail Eris, if you're still here, your contribution to The Cookbook is everything.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 06:04 PM (ptqGC)

----

Are you talking about the Bocaditos? Are they not fabuloso? It's
so much salty goodness in one tiny package. Like little edible
Alexthechicks.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 22, 2018 06:06 PM (qJtVm)


Actually, my favorite is your cocktail, "Call of Cthulhu."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 06:08 PM (ptqGC)

383 I'm late to the thread. Has anyone here asked for public executions yet?

Yep.

Executioner out front should've told you.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 22, 2018 06:08 PM (tRaq7)

384 I have all those e-mails. How much money you got?

Posted by: Bob, Bobs.retirementfund@NSA.gov at January 22, 2018 06:09 PM (gbWkA)

385 379-Meant "I could care less"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2018 06:09 PM (8+Ozj)

386 Goddamn FBI don't respect nothin.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 22, 2018 06:09 PM (5y11N)

387 Stephen Hawking is peppier than Ginsburg.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 22, 2018 06:09 PM (oVJmc)

388 377

No, I'm not kidding about that.


Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With jaunty propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 22, 2018 06:07 PM (dEQP3)

Even the lies are lame... not called Feebs for nothing, I guess... I lied better at age 9...

Posted by: kraken at January 22, 2018 06:09 PM (zSVEm)

389 I'm guessing this means the texts weren't copied to the FOIA system.

FOIA now stands for Fuck Off, Inquisitive Americans.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 06:09 PM (NWiLs)

390 "Takes about 30 on chess & dress threads, because weekend."
-Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 22, 2018 06:07 PM (fA1SL)

It is a more "chill" atmosphere.

Welcome to Monday.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 06:09 PM (Ckg4U)

391 >>Like little edible Alexthechicks.


I always thought those would taste like Strawberry Quick.

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 06:10 PM (xx9a7)

392 356 Please G-D watch over Stephen Miller and keep him safe and close to PDT
______________

Amen to that. Miller has been doing great work.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 22, 2018 06:10 PM (fqUgw)

393 389

I'm guessing this means the texts weren't copied to the FOIA system.

FOIA now stands for Fuck Off, Inquisitive Americans.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 06:09 PM (NWiLs)

May I steal that??

Posted by: kraken at January 22, 2018 06:10 PM (zSVEm)

394 Please G-D watch over Stephen Miller and keep him safe and close to PDT

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 22, 2018 06:05 PM (5y11N)
>>>

Just saw a clip on Bret Baier's FNC show of Gramnesty whining that Miller is not in the mainstream of Senate thinking on immigration.

So....100 Senators cannot out-maneuver JUST ONE Presidential aide? Hilarious!!!!!

Posted by: Gref at January 22, 2018 06:10 PM (AMIL/)

395 Well, I gotta get dinner ready. I'll keep my rage burning.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 06:10 PM (ptqGC)

396 Actually, my favorite is your cocktail, "Call of Cthulhu."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 06:08 PM (ptqGC)

It really breaks the ice at invocations.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 22, 2018 06:10 PM (qJtVm)

397 >>Who feels really good right now about our anti-terror efforts?


Climate Change is the more pressing issue.

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 06:11 PM (xx9a7)

398 Steven Green has a cynical interpretation of this literally unbelievable "loss" of key information -- you're not even intended to believe it.

You're supposed to take it as a warning by the FBI that they can break whatever law they like and perjure themselves to courts and Congress and you can't do a damn thing about it, so you'd damn well better fall in line.


Stephen Green

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2018 06:11 PM (fceHP)

399 It's not often that you can say that every conspiratorial plot point from a cheesy television script is coming true in front of our eyes.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 22, 2018 06:11 PM (LV3VM)

400 I just want to Kill Something right now. It is a Good Thing that I love my doggie.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 06:11 PM (Ckg4U)

401 To the FBI:

Only don't tell me that you're innocent. Because it insults my intelligence and it makes me very angry.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 22, 2018 06:11 PM (5y11N)

402 Actually, my favorite is your cocktail, "Call of Cthulhu."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 06:08 PM (ptqGC)

It really breaks the ice at invocations.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 22, 2018 06:10 PM (qJtVm)


heh

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 06:11 PM (ptqGC)

403 393 389

I'm guessing this means the texts weren't copied to the FOIA system.

FOIA now stands for Fuck Off, Inquisitive Americans.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 06:09 PM (NWiLs)

May I steal that??
Posted by: kraken at January 22, 2018 06:10 PM (zSVEm)

It's not stealing if you get permission, but knock yourself out.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 06:12 PM (NWiLs)

404 Posted by: Jewells45 at January 22, 2018 06:00 PM
(dUJdY)

I think your two cents was worth considerably more than that, Jewells45.

Good advice.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2018 06:12 PM (8+Ozj)

405 Are you talking about the Bocaditos? Are they not fabuloso? It's
so much salty goodness in one tiny package. Like little edible
Alexthechicks.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 22, 2018 06:06 PM (qJtVm)



I'm choosing to interpret this as a compliment.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With drink holders. Hopping all around. at January 22, 2018 06:12 PM (dEQP3)

406 Let's see how Bret Baier spins this story.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 06:12 PM (ptqGC)

407 I deal with stories from Tenants from time to time, and I know I have the same attitude that a lot of cops have with traffic tickets. When things have gone south, I kind of expect some kind of story, but I can't help but give a bit of credit to someone who at least tries to come up with a really good story to make it go down easier. That's what I would do, after all.

And nothing pisses me off more than someone who has so little respect for me that they don't even try to come up with a decent explanation. As the saying goes, adding insult to injury. That's REALLY unforgivable.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2018 06:12 PM (k1TUh)

408 Just saw a clip on Bret Baier's FNC show of Gramnesty whining that Miller is not in the mainstream of Senate thinking on immigration.

So....100 Senators cannot out-maneuver JUST ONE Presidential aide? Hilarious!!!!!
Posted by: Gref at January 22, 2018 06:10 PM (AMIL/)


Ms. Lindsey is sure ramping up his rhetoric against Trump and his administration. The only time he is passionate...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2018 06:12 PM (fceHP)

409 the mainstream of Senate thinking on immigration

Ewwww...

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 22, 2018 06:13 PM (LV3VM)

410 Hahaha....what is the FBI's motto again?

Hahahaha......"Corrupt, Cowardly, Criminal."

The FBI are swine.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 22, 2018 06:13 PM (EoRCO)

411 Lock. Them. Up.



Posted by: Robert Carl Woodstein at January 22, 2018 06:13 PM (ZVNwR)

412 you talking about the Bocaditos? Are they not fabuloso? It's
so much salty goodness in one tiny package. Like little edible
Alexthechicks.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January




how do you make the emoticon with the shocked expression?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 22, 2018 06:13 PM (MTjB1)

413 To Senate Republicans:

I don't want my President to come out of that toilet with just his dick in his hand.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 22, 2018 06:13 PM (5y11N)

414 We need a Perseus to kill the deep state Medusa.

Posted by: Archer at January 22, 2018 06:13 PM (gbWkA)

415 Trump's Secret Service detail needs to keep all FBI personnel away from the White House and the President. In the meantime, he needs to fire every senior member of FBI leadership.

Posted by: Born Free at January 22, 2018 06:13 PM (3osKa)

416 I basically view the phrase "I could care less" as a form of sarcasm.

Either direct sarcasm, or more subtly meaning "I actually *could* care less, but I already don't care so much that I don't even care enough to try to care less than I already do." Or something like that.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 22, 2018 06:13 PM (T28di)

417 The people who hoover up every email, text, and cellphone call can't
find them. Who feels really good right now about our anti-terror
efforts?
=====

W Bush should be rotting right alongside H Obama.

Posted by: mustbequantum at January 22, 2018 06:13 PM (MIKMs)

418 They're falling into my trap. zzzzZZZZzzzz

Posted by: J. Sessions at January 22, 2018 06:13 PM (r9UYA)

419 lou honorichi? was willing to murder Randy Weavers wife back in the 90's. This weaponizing of the government didn't happen over night.

You need to look back at GHWB at what efforts he took to make sure another RR could not happen. Something his son was a willing accomplice in.

Posted by: The Ghost of a once Good Man. at January 22, 2018 06:14 PM (Fikbq)

420 Let's see how Bret Baier spins this story.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January




in a cage, over a table, in a bar outside subic bay.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 22, 2018 06:14 PM (MTjB1)

421 how do you make the emoticon with the shocked expression?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 22, 2018 06:13 PM (MTjB1)

Posted by: Peaches at January 22, 2018 06:14 PM (14URa)

422 -Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 22, 2018 06:13 PM (T28di)

I don't want any part of it and you shouldn't, either.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 06:15 PM (Ckg4U)

423 Ms. Lindsey is sure ramping up his rhetoric against Trump and his administration. The only time he is passionate...
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2018 06:12 PM (fceHP)

Just like Jessie Jackson literally stepped over MLK's body to grab the headlines, So is Miss Lindsey climbing over McShit's body to become numero uno asshole number 1

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 22, 2018 06:15 PM (5y11N)

424 The FBI claims this is a "misconfiguration problem"

I too, was misconfigured.

Posted by: Literally Hitler at January 22, 2018 06:15 PM (ARGJJ)

425 how do you make the emoticon with the shocked expression?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 22, 2018 06:13 PM (MTjB1)

Posted by: Peaches at January




that one

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 22, 2018 06:15 PM (MTjB1)

426 To Senate Republicans:



I don't want my President to come out of that toilet with just his dick in his hand.


Fargin iceholes.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 22, 2018 06:15 PM (oVJmc)

427 Radio Calamity is foaming at the mouth over this latest FBI outrage.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 22, 2018 06:15 PM (r9UYA)

428 I still don't see how "Oops!"

I should have said not 100% BS instead of slightly credible.

And it's not a legal defense, it may be a stalling tactic.

Posted by: DaveA at January 22, 2018 06:15 PM (FhXTo)

429
We lost all the evidence. - Today*s Jr. G-men.

The times, they are a changing.
Posted by: Archer
------------

The dog ate my homework.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 22, 2018 06:15 PM (D5uQK)

430 I couldn't care less. I could care less.

Same difference!

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at January 22, 2018 06:15 PM (398bZ)

431 that one

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 22, 2018 06:15 PM (MTjB1)
http://smilies.mee.nu/

Posted by: Peaches at January 22, 2018 06:16 PM (14URa)

432 Circa: "The people who hoover up every email, text, and cellphone call can't find them. Who feels really good right now about our anti-terror efforts?"

Which is why we need to recertify, nay expand, the capacity of DHS and Justice to surveil American citizens. If only they had more authority, we'd be safer.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 22, 2018 06:16 PM (H8S+R)

433 Can we RICO the FBI?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 22, 2018 06:16 PM (oVJmc)

434 I tow the line on properly using expressions.....

Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2018 06:16 PM (LiyEm)

435 http://smilies.mee.nu/
Posted by: Peaches at January









Thanks




Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 22, 2018 06:17 PM (MTjB1)

436 What this country needs is a good, five-cent emoticon tax, Marta.

Posted by: Lancelot Link at January 22, 2018 06:17 PM (398bZ)

437 430: i just don't give a fuck.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 22, 2018 06:17 PM (KP5rU)

438 2nd look at Carousel?

Posted by: x at January 22, 2018 06:17 PM (nFwvY)

439 I tow the line on properly using expressions.....
Posted by: steevy at January




you mean "toe"

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 22, 2018 06:17 PM (MTjB1)

Posted by: The Ghost of a once Good Man. at January 22, 2018 06:17 PM (Fikbq)

441 "I couldn't care less. I could care less.
Same difference!
"
-Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at January 22, 2018 06:15 PM (398bZ)

Time to get Cerberus warmed-up in the bullpen.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 06:17 PM (Ckg4U)

442 It's behavior like this that reminds me that the purpose of the criminal justice system isn't to protect us from them, but to protect them from us.

Posted by: random lurker commenter at January 22, 2018 06:17 PM (dab45)

443
4It is not for kings, O Lemuel, it is not for kings to drink wine; nor for princes strong drink:
5Lest they drink, and forget the law, and pervert the judgment of any of the afflicted.

Posted by: James Comey at January 22, 2018 06:17 PM (ARGJJ)

444 437
430: i just don't give a fuck.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 22, 2018 06:17 PM (KP5rU)
Not my hill to die on, either.

Posted by: Peaches at January 22, 2018 06:18 PM (14URa)

Posted by: The Ghost of a once Good Man. at January 22, 2018 06:18 PM (Fikbq)

446 Like little edible
Alexthechicks


So much low-hanging fruit in four little words...

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 22, 2018 06:18 PM (LrbFI)

447 Poland was misconfigured in 1939.

Posted by: dantesed at January 22, 2018 06:18 PM (88xKn)

448
I never knew this but 'stranger in a strange land' is from the Bible.

Continue.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 22, 2018 06:18 PM (2FqvZ)

449 Start Up the Rotors

https://youtu.be/w4MxFm6eZS8

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 22, 2018 05:21 PM (fA1SL)
.............

Free Helicopter Rides!

Posted by: wth at January 22, 2018 06:18 PM (HgMAr)

450 had visions of nose hairs with nose hairs.

Or both nostrils.

Posted by: DaveA at January 22, 2018 06:18 PM (FhXTo)

451 >>So much low-hanging fruit


What...like, mushrooms?

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 06:18 PM (xx9a7)

452 Gay Smileys.

Chicks can use them, but Dudes shouldn't.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 06:19 PM (Ckg4U)

453 I'm choosing to interpret this as a compliment.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With drink holders. Hopping all around. at January 22, 2018 06:12 PM (dEQP3)
---

It is. They are the first things eaten at the party!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 22, 2018 06:19 PM (qJtVm)

454 We should outsource our federal investigative arm of government to the FSB. I would feel safer.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 22, 2018 06:19 PM (r9UYA)

455 I tow the line on properly using expressions.....

Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2018 06:16 PM (LiyEm)


I tow the line for water-skiers.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 22, 2018 06:19 PM (2FqvZ)

456 You'd think all this would warrant a Special Prosecutor.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 22, 2018 06:19 PM (oVJmc)

457 Maybe the FBI has been hiring IT people from the same strip club FanneMae did.
Posted by: Archer at January 22, 2018 06:04 PM (gbWkA)

Wait.

Patrons or dancers.

It does matter.

Posted by: FBI Nerds at January 22, 2018 06:20 PM (HK4MN)

458 I've actually seen several comments across the web about firing squads and executions for these people.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 22, 2018 06:20 PM (4ErVI)

459 454. 'Please forgive. All subjects who did not vanish along with their families and colleagues committed suicide while in custody.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 22, 2018 06:21 PM (fA1SL)

460
458 I've actually seen several comments across the web about firing squads and executions for these people.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 22, 2018 06:20 PM (4ErVI)
--------
I'm available.

Posted by: Weasel at January 22, 2018 06:21 PM (Sfs6o)

461 "Vic, with all respect, there are other punishments than being prosecuted in courts with the kind of judges we've had. I'm waiting for the part where these assholes and the associated congresscritters lose their life-long pensions. I'd be happy with that. And the shaming. Which WILL be life-long."

Taking a pension away without adjudication by a federal court is unlikely. Even after conviction of a felony (at least in my state). Congress critters protect each other regardless of party affiliation.

Shaming those who have no shame is not possible.



Posted by: SilverBellsCockleShellsEtc at January 22, 2018 06:21 PM (fDHoU)

462 Or both nostrils.

Eh.. I was thinking more along the they were braided together line.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 22, 2018 06:21 PM (dUJdY)

463 I'm choosing to interpret this as a compliment.

Yea, that means we all get to live right?, right?

Posted by: DaveA at January 22, 2018 06:21 PM (FhXTo)

464 hmmm, bets on whether the Awans have the texts?

Posted by: random lurker commenter at January 22, 2018 06:22 PM (dab45)

465 I couldn't care less. I could care less.
Same difference!

just under 6 of one, slightly over half a dozen of the other

Posted by: x at January 22, 2018 06:22 PM (nFwvY)

466 458. This is what they've done. They're building a plurality of decent people who have decided they can live with doing what must be done.
They've made the rod for their own backs.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 22, 2018 06:22 PM (fA1SL)

467 I think the FBI needs some strategic reassignments to the field office in Moose Fuck, Alaska.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 22, 2018 06:22 PM (LV3VM)

468 NostrilBraids are simultaneously hilarious and disgusting.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 06:22 PM (Ckg4U)

469 Nood - cock sipping fop what wants to cuck America

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 22, 2018 06:24 PM (fA1SL)

470 I could care less whether you tow the line or toe it....

Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2018 06:24 PM (LiyEm)

471 More Weezer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvCzxhvpfsA

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 06:24 PM (Ckg4U)

472 457 Maybe the FBI has been hiring IT people from the same strip club FanneMae did.
Posted by: Archer at January 22, 2018 06:04 PM (gbWkA)

Wait.

Patrons or dancers.

It does matter.

Posted by: FBI Nerds at January 22, 2018 06:20 PM (HK4MN)

FannieMae is being sued for $20MM by a former stripper ostensibly hired as an IT person, then sexually abused by her FannieMae IT boss.

Posted by: Archer at January 22, 2018 06:25 PM (gbWkA)

473 467 I think the FBI needs some strategic reassignments to the field office in Moose Fuck, Alaska.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 22, 2018 06:22 PM (LV3VM)

Yeah, hey boss, it's me. I gotta put in for some personal time off. I'm going to... vacation. Yeah, that's it. Vacation.

Posted by: The Moose Out Front at January 22, 2018 06:25 PM (T28di)

474 >>NostrilBraids are simultaneously hilarious and disgusting.



It's snot funny.

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 06:25 PM (xx9a7)

475 Posted by: Under Fire at January 18, 2018 11:29 AM (r9UYA)

Sweetheart your act has worn through

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 22, 2018 06:25 PM (y3aQB)

476 Wray hasn't been anything but useless.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 22, 2018 06:25 PM (UbVvc)

477 It's snot funny.

OMG.. I actually laughed.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 22, 2018 06:26 PM (dUJdY)

478 I have a Samsung phone. I guess that can come in handy if I decide to take up a life of crime.

Any warrant to look at my phone can get the I lost all those files just like the FBI did answer.

I am tots sure that would keep me out of jail.

Posted by: Big V at January 22, 2018 06:26 PM (MVE/7)

479
It is. They are the first things eaten at the party!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 22, 2018 06:19 PM (qJtVm)



Ahhhh now I see the similarity.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With drink holders. Hopping all around. at January 22, 2018 06:26 PM (dEQP3)

480
Y'know, there's a yumungous copper smoker for sale outside of my local HEB in the shape of a longhorn steer. Wouldn't take much to set it up as a Brazen Bull.

I'm just sayin'.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 22, 2018 06:27 PM (eXA4G)

481 The idea of John McCain propped up on a stretcher for a firing squad is pretty horrific.

He'll die in bed first.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 22, 2018 06:28 PM (4ErVI)

482 Well, I guess I should count myself lucky that for 50 Years as a U.S. citizen I was able to believe that the FBI and DOJ were the good guys - seeking justice and all that. So much for that delusion!

Posted by: Syracuse1989 at January 22, 2018 06:29 PM (DAnVX)

483 Firing squad is too good for them. Hanging is more horrific and reserved for criminals.

Posted by: Archer at January 22, 2018 06:30 PM (gbWkA)

484 NostrilBraids are simultaneously hilarious and disgusting.







It's snot funny.

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 06:25 PM (xx9a7)



It's snot knot funny at the same time.

Posted by: NC Ref at January 22, 2018 06:32 PM (pAx+1)

485 <___ src="http://smilies.mee.nu/light/15_orange/icon_twisted.gif" />

Posted by: Monty James at January 22, 2018 06:34 PM (gKOMX)

486 158
Nothing online is ever lost. I googled my name and found something i
posted to an innocuos message board in 1999 lol. And yet texts from 2016
that have multiple layers of backups by Verizon are gone. How stupid do
they think we fucking are?


There is actually no phrase or word in Western civilization that actually conveys how stupid they think we are.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 22, 2018 06:34 PM (UsCnO)

487 Harry Doyle:
Heywood leads the league in most offensive categories, including nose hair. When this guy sneezes, he looks like a party favor.

Posted by: Archer at January 22, 2018 06:34 PM (gbWkA)

488

My only issue with that is basically what liberal jurors did with that illegal alien scumbag that shot that woman in San Francisco.

Because they hate Trump so much, they let a guy get away with murder (literally) just as way to show their displeasure with the President.

Posted by: Maritime at January 22, 2018 05:46 PM (


-------

It's the wages of being an illegitimate organization. One cannot trust anything from the DoJ or FBI. All testimonial evidence is immediately suspect and not worthy of any consideration for truthfulness.

Posted by: MAGA at January 22, 2018 06:36 PM (LnOh3)

489 An attempted coup by federal law Enforcement seems pretty serious

Posted by: ThunderB at January 22, 2018 06:38 PM (5rCam)

490 It is. They are the first things eaten at the party!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 22, 2018 06:19 PM (qJtVm)


An hour later you want to eat more?

You eat them occasionally over the holidays, but if you eat them too much your wife gets angry?


Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 22, 2018 06:38 PM (LrbFI)

491 I don't understand - I'm sure the NSA has all the "lost" texts.
Get them from them.

Posted by: The Arc of History at January 22, 2018 06:38 PM (Mrl1e)

492 Squeeze the IT guys.
5 will get you 5000 that one of them has a backup "at home" for just such emergencies

Posted by: SMOD at January 22, 2018 06:42 PM (e8kgV)

493 I don't understand - I'm sure the NSA has all the "lost" texts.

Get them from them.

Posted by: The Arc of History at January 22, 2018 06:38 PM (Mrl1e)


Well, MI6 does anyway.

Posted by: Theresa May's Prolapse at January 22, 2018 06:44 PM (sXefu)

494 393
389



I'm guessing this means the texts weren't copied to the FOIA system.



FOIA now stands for Fuck Off, Inquisitive Americans.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 06:09 PM (NWiLs)



May I steal that??

Posted by: kraken at January 22, 2018 06:10 PM (zSVEm)

This is Ace of Spades, featuring a bevy of morons and moronettes.
It has already been stolen dozens of times in these few minutes.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 22, 2018 06:47 PM (UsCnO)

495 sign in

Posted by: andycanuck at January 22, 2018 06:51 PM (ewxPW)

496 Ask the Russians for the texts, or the Mossad

Posted by: Jean at January 22, 2018 06:53 PM (yM/Yl)

497 432 Which is why we need to recertify, nay expand, the capacity of DHS and Justice to surveil American citizens. If only they had more authority, we'd be safer.

The obvious answer is to have everyone staple a copy of their e-mails for the year to their tax return and send it into that paragon of impartiality, the IRS.

It's the only way to be sure.

Posted by: Anachronda at January 22, 2018 06:54 PM (sGtp+)

498 486 158
Nothing online is ever lost. I googled my name and found something i
posted to an innocuos message board in 1999 lol.


how many text messages did you find?

Posted by: Anachronda at January 22, 2018 06:55 PM (v3pYe)

499 This former career prosecutor says: the plot thickens. It ain't looking good for fibbies.

Posted by: CMU VET at January 22, 2018 07:01 PM (C+wjz)

500 If Strohk n Page had done this to a Dem, there would be a sea of msm satellite trucks in front of their homes.

Posted by: BluesFish at January 22, 2018 07:07 PM (Px1wx)

501 I remember being young enough to think that the FBI was the gold standard, populated by people committed to the law, the Constitution and the United States of America.

Now, I don't trust them half as far as I can spit.

Posted by: Sam Adams at January 22, 2018 07:07 PM (DbadI)

Another Poll Shows Democrats' Lead in Congressional Generic Ballot Falling By Half

Noted RUSSIAN BOT expert Allahpundit notes, with some degree of chagrin, the bad news for his party.

Of the last five generic ballot polls taken, four show the Dems' lead cut in half from the heights of mid-December, when they were leading consistently by margins of 10 points are better. If you missed this post on Friday night about NBC's latest survey, that'll catch you up on the other numbers. The most dramatic example of the trend towards Republicans comes in today’s new one from CNN, which has Republicans trailing by just five points among registered voters. A month ago, CNN had Republicans down... 18. No typo.

He notes some optimistic news, however: There remains one lone poll showing a big Democrat advantage -- the ABC/Washington Post poll still shows a double-digit lead -- and Democrats still lead in enthusiasm and therefore propensity to vote. The usual rule that Republicans are more likely to vote in midterms than Democrats may be reversed, and thus the polls may understate Democrats' true lead whereas they usually overstate it.

However, i'd note that a rising tide lifts all poll number boats, and just as increasing enthusiasm for the economy has boosted Republicans on the congressional generic ballot, as well as slightly boosted Trump's approval rating, so too, over time, will the gangbusters economy begin increasing Republican enthusiasm.

Posted by: Ace at 03:27 PM




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1 Yup.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 03:23 PM (Ckg4U)

2

So a generic ballot where they include the large populations of CA, NY and IL?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 22, 2018 03:24 PM (r+sAi)

3 Noted RUSSIAN BOT expert Allahpundit notes, with some degree of chagrin, the bad news for his party.

Trouble in Paradise?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2018 03:24 PM (QQ+il)

4 Polls are for the Polish.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 03:25 PM (Ckg4U)

5 Polls.


Don't these people ever learn?

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 03:25 PM (3xjrX)

6 The polls aren't *falling*, they have just stopped oversampling Dems and supposed Independents who are really dems.

That Q poll last week had a D+11 Sample and an I+17 sample. Someone was smoking crack when they published that poll.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 22, 2018 03:25 PM (+Dllb)

7 He notes some optimistic news, however: There remains





skittle shitting unicorns!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2018 03:25 PM (4dbPD)

8 This is a group of people in desperate need of a ledge.

Or a high bridge.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 22, 2018 03:25 PM (EyPfd)

9 Midterms are a lifetime away. Trump distorts the space-time continuum.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Huge Yakman Lookalike at January 22, 2018 03:25 PM (p9GKy)

10
Allahpundit was wishing the other day that the Stormy stuff had come out during the primary. Racking his brains as to why it didn't. He thought it might have derailed Trump with the evangelicals before he managed to get the Svengali like hold on them.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 03:25 PM (8O3HH)

11
Once the effects of the tax bill kick in, the Dems are in for a major ass kicking.

Provided the GOP doesn't stab PDT in the back between now and November, primarily on Amnesty.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 03:25 PM (mbhDw)

12 Night status: downgraded from "going to be an early one" to "still going to be an early one, but not quite as early as it was going to be."

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 22, 2018 03:26 PM (KUaJL)

13 Too soon. Election not 'til November.
Too much can happen; meteor shower, asteroid strike, alien invasion, WWIII
economic collapse, hyper-inflation, locust, plague, volcanos, earthquake, tsunami.

Could be anything.

Posted by: Dandy Randy Longtree at January 22, 2018 03:26 PM (GroCc)

14 I think Stormy knows quite a bit about poles.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 22, 2018 03:26 PM (8iiMU)

15 I don't know how you measure enthusiasm over the phone.

Posted by: jsg at January 22, 2018 03:26 PM (gs8be)

16 With 26 Senate Dem Seats to defend I don't see a Tsunami nowheres. I see four easy Senate pickups and if McCain dies five. That puts the Pub Senate at 55. There are another four possible Dem seats up for grabs on top of this.

As for the House, the Dems have already demonstrated that they have a paucity of believable candidates to run. Why is this going to improve cuz the hard left hates real hard? Just don't see middle America wanting to send any other message to Trump other than Thank You.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 22, 2018 03:26 PM (YV+SU)

17 My enthusiasm for Trump is way up. Can't argue with the economic results, and he's at least starting to flush out the corrupt admin state. I'm a cynic, but I was still underestimating how crooked these sons a bitches are.

Posted by: itsatax at January 22, 2018 03:27 PM (/1c+O)

18 10
Allahpundit was wishing the other day that the Stormy stuff had come out during the primary. Racking his brains as to why it didn't. He thought it might have derailed Trump with the evangelicals before he managed to get the Svengali like hold on them.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 03:25 PM (8O3HH)

Rabid atheist ponders what are those darn Christians going to do about Drumpf.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 22, 2018 03:27 PM (4ErVI)

19 the only poll i trust has a well endowed female performance artist spinning on it. more true to life. and cold hard cash.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 22, 2018 03:27 PM (KP5rU)

20 Allahpander

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 22, 2018 03:27 PM (ul9CR)

21 human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria...

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Huge Yakman Lookalike at January 22, 2018 03:27 PM (p9GKy)

22 They'll never get East Jesus.

Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2018 03:27 PM (+lOpA)

23 RBG and rising poles..

I call bullshit.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at January 22, 2018 03:27 PM (jsWA8)

24 Willowed again but Ruth Bader Ginsberg was kind of hot when she was young.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 22, 2018 03:28 PM (3QAtO)

25 AllahPander getting slattered by Jenna was a highlight of a very good day.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 22, 2018 03:28 PM (y7DUB)

26 I'm still impressed that the Democrats have decided to go with raising taxes and protecting criminal foreigners as their major planks.

Quem Iuppiter vult perdere, dementat prius

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2018 03:28 PM (QQ+il)

27 Too soon. Election not 'til November.
Too much can happen; meteor shower, asteroid strike, alien invasion, WWIII
economic collapse, hyper-inflation, locust, plague, volcanos, earthquake, tsunami.

Could be anything.

Posted by: Dandy Randy Longtree at January 22, 2018 03:26 PM (GroCc)

But only an economic collapse would spell trouble, and that's unlikely at this point.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2018 03:28 PM (7uYFy)

28 Sock off

Posted by: WisRich at January 22, 2018 03:28 PM (G0vdT)

29 >>> I don't know how you measure enthusiasm over the phone.

The humming of the schadenboner

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Huge Yakman Lookalike at January 22, 2018 03:28 PM (p9GKy)

30 the hardcore John Anderson deadenders weren't a patch on these guys.

Posted by: x at January 22, 2018 03:28 PM (nFwvY)

31 RBG, poles and hot..are three words I never thought I would see together.

Posted by: IC at January 22, 2018 03:28 PM (a0IVu)

32 >> Ruth Bader Ginsberg was kind of hot when she was young.

I saw that. I wouldn't say she's hot, but she wasn't bad. But eye of the beholder and all that.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 03:28 PM (8O3HH)

33 Is this about me?

Posted by: Allahpundit at January 22, 2018 03:28 PM (FTPVM)

34 So, this whole Stormy thing simply raised PDT's poll?

Well, duh!


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 22, 2018 03:29 PM (8iiMU)

35 24; so was imogene coca. your point?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 22, 2018 03:29 PM (KP5rU)

36 22 They'll never get East Jesus.
Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2018 03:27 PM (+lOpA)


Early night in Kishnyev.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 03:29 PM (mbhDw)

37 > I don't know how you measure enthusiasm over the phone.



There's an Ap for that.

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 03:29 PM (ncSO7)

38 It's a damn good thing Republicans passed that tax cut. I'm still amazed they got it through.

Still, the last few off season elections are troubling in the way the Left has gotten crazy high turnout.

Republicans better have a united base to counter that.

Posted by: Maritime at January 22, 2018 03:29 PM (lKmt3)

39 These polls obviously oversampled people from that whole area between Washington and San Francisco, like, what do they cal it?...ah yes, Minnesota!

Posted by: William Kristol, noted polymath and generally civilized character at January 22, 2018 03:29 PM (ylUqT)

40 "Willowed again but Ruth Bader Ginsberg was kind of hot when she was young."

When RBG was young, the entire damn planet was kinda hot.

Then we had an ice age.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 22, 2018 03:29 PM (EyPfd)

41 I don't know how you measure enthusiasm over the phone.


----

There used to be 800 numbers you could call where a girl would show you. For a fee, of course.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 22, 2018 03:29 PM (KUaJL)

42 Allahpundit , Bicycle seat guy and milky glute guy can have a circle jerk.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 22, 2018 03:30 PM (3QAtO)

43 Beaner futures are down today.

Posted by: Roland THTG at January 22, 2018 03:30 PM (xBSm0)

44 24
Willowed again but Ruth Bader Ginsberg was kind of hot when she was young.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 22, 2018 03:28 PM (3QAtO)

Yeah, it's a bit disturbing, but I am compelled to concur that she was a 'one' back in the day.



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 22, 2018 03:30 PM (8iiMU)

45 If the democrats are ahead, divide by 2 to get a closer real world assessment.

If the republicans are ahead multiply by 3 to get a closer real world assessment.

The donks are in deep trouble. The cave of Schmuck Schumer's Shutdown plainly demonstrates this.

Trump ain't no gopE.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 22, 2018 03:30 PM (3BFzK)

46 40 "Willowed again but Ruth Bader Ginsberg was kind of hot when she was young."

When RBG was young, the entire damn planet was kinda hot.

Then we had an ice age.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 22, 2018 03:29 PM (EyPfd)


Creative way to reference Imogene Coca again without sounding repetitious.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 03:30 PM (mbhDw)

47 This is not the time to rest on our laurels, so to speak. The mid-terms are the time for all of us to turn out in historic numbers to beat back the criminal organization that is the Democrat Party.
Fight them in the polls, fight them in the voting booth, fight them everywhere you find them because they are not Americans who merely hold an opposing opinion. They are un-American seditionists who will destroy their own country just to get back into power.

Posted by: LGoPs at January 22, 2018 03:30 PM (UThOJ)

48 >> AllahPander getting slattered by Jenna was a
>> highlight of a very good day.

He probably enjoyed it, too. It'll go into his little spank bank.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 03:31 PM (8O3HH)

49 I don't think our Manhattan Thought Leaders have recognized how far and how fast Trump has moved the Overton Window. Once his achievement is status quo the left will have move to the center to compete. I don't see that happening in 2018.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 22, 2018 03:31 PM (YV+SU)

50 He thought it might have derailed Trump with the evangelicals before he managed to get the Svengali like hold on them.
------------

Because he's too stupid to realize that Trump's evangelical support came precisely because evangelicals correctly recognized early on that DJT was going to fight for their values in a way that nobody else could and/or would.

Allah's dumb atheist ass was a bit more trenchant when he wasn't an an out and proud liberal.

Posted by: Mega at January 22, 2018 03:31 PM (6NQZF)

51 "Creative way to reference Imogene Coca again without sounding repetitious."

I do try...

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 22, 2018 03:31 PM (EyPfd)

52 "Willowed again but Ruth Bader Ginsberg was kind of hot when she was young."

When RBG was young, the entire damn planet was kinda hot.

Then we had an ice age.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 22, 2018 03:29 PM (EyPfd)

Unless they are dealt a truly unfortunate hand, MOST young women are hot---for a time.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2018 03:31 PM (7uYFy)

53 OT, but Trump just said 'We will make a long-term deal on immigration if, and only if, it is good for our country'.

Lol. well played Mr President.

Posted by: IC at January 22, 2018 03:31 PM (a0IVu)

54 49 I don't think our Manhattan Thought Leaders have recognized how far and how fast Trump has moved the Overton Window. Once his achievement is status quo the left will have move to the center to compete. I don't see that happening in 2018.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 22, 2018 03:31 PM (YV+SU)


Note: "I" am your Manhattan thought leader.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 03:32 PM (mbhDw)

55 NeverTrumper bitterly clinging to the ghost of globalism posing as conservatism. Sadz.

Posted by: BluesFish at January 22, 2018 03:32 PM (Px1wx)

56 >>> I saw that. I wouldn't say she's hot, but she wasn't bad.

She was probably in her early forties when that photo was taken.

Posted by: fluffy at January 22, 2018 03:32 PM (cHbmY)

57 Building a beautiful wall will send the right message on what party to vote for.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 22, 2018 03:32 PM (YV+SU)

58 My Demelectinator will guarantee the democrats retaking of the house and senate in 2018!

Posted by: Senator Doofenschmirtz at January 22, 2018 03:32 PM (ymnmz)

59 Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 03:28 PM (8O3HH)

I do not know what pic you are looking at . I am looking at her high school and college pics.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 22, 2018 03:32 PM (3QAtO)

60 AllahPander getting slattered by Jenna

(George Taki voice) "Oh! My! Heh! Heh!"



Posted by: Dandy Randy Longtree at January 22, 2018 03:32 PM (GroCc)

61 "Unless they are dealt a truly unfortunate hand, MOST young women are hot---for a time."


Thank you

Posted by: Lena Dunham at January 22, 2018 03:32 PM (EyPfd)

62 Aren't the poll leads the dems have miraculously similar to the number of oversample of dems?

Polls are for strippers.

Posted by: Sponge at January 22, 2018 03:32 PM (xttKs)

63 Trigglypuff is kind of cute.

Posted by: The MANatees at January 22, 2018 03:33 PM (xBSm0)

64 Also, I would crawl over broken glass this November to get the schadenbonerliciousness I got last November.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 22, 2018 03:33 PM (RD7QR)

65 My pole is not falling. But falling is a relative term because if its all the way down my pole cannot fall anymore.

Posted by: Senator Doofenschmirtz at January 22, 2018 03:33 PM (ymnmz)

66 There remains one lone poll showing a big Democrat advantage -- the ABC/Washington Post poll still shows a double-digit lead -- and Democrats still lead in enthusiasm and therefore propensity to vote.

And this will be only poll we'll ever hear about until the midterms.

And you just know it's skewed heavily in favor of Prog/Dims. Prolly put out by the same imbeciles that said Her Heinous had a 98% chance of winning in '016.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 22, 2018 03:33 PM (tRaq7)

67 But only an economic collapse would spell trouble, and that's unlikely at this point.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2018 03:28 PM (7uYFy)


Hardly unlikely. "Unavoidable" is more like it. We have yet to even start paying for all the money that was borrowed and printed over the past 10 years. That bill will come due and it is MASSIVE.

Trump is doing a great job with getting the feral government off the back of the economy but there are things that Trump has no control over and that no one can avoid.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 22, 2018 03:34 PM (8gDQu)

68 "Unless they are dealt a truly unfortunate hand, MOST young women are hot---for a time."


Thank you
Posted by: Lena Dunham at January 22, 2018 03:32 PM (EyPfd)

Yes, but YOU were dealt an unfortunate hand.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2018 03:34 PM (7uYFy)

69 Anybody ask Chuckie 'Shutdown' Schumer how Trump's ass tastes yet?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 22, 2018 03:34 PM (EyPfd)

70 "Allahpundit was wishing the other day that the Stormy stuff had come out during the primary. Racking his brains as to why it didn't. He thought it might have derailed Trump with the evangelicals before he managed to get the Svengali like hold on them."

I continue to be amazed by the way the NeverTrumpers keep thinking that the Stormy Daniels contretemps should change evangelicals minds, or even be some kind of big deal to them.

It's like expecting a bunch of Brits to say, during WW2, "Whoa, you're telling me that Churchill drinks too much and he walks around his house naked? Well that's it, then, I guess we're for Hitler now!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2018 03:34 PM (k1TUh)

71 Note: "I" am your Manhattan thought leader.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 03:32 PM


And I am the Queens thought leader.

Posted by: Shep!/i] at January 22, 2018 03:34 PM (ctuyM)

72 Seth Mandel and the rest of the Salon 25 are deeply saddened by this news.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 22, 2018 03:35 PM (OD2ni)

73 I can be hip like the youngsters.

#Metoo



ZZZZZZZZZZZ

Posted by: RGB at January 22, 2018 03:35 PM (ymnmz)

74 Trump is doing a great job with getting the feral government off the back of the economy but there are things that Trump has no control over and that no one can avoid.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 22, 2018 03:34 PM (8gDQu)

Then we can blame Obama, right? Since this correction would be a long time coming.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2018 03:35 PM (7uYFy)

75 The only poll I trust is the L.A. Times poll. They had Trump winning and because of that, it got dropped from the Average of Polls.

Posted by: JAS at January 22, 2018 03:35 PM (7JbXq)

76 Note: "I" am your Manhattan thought leader.
J.J. Sefton
-----------------------
And you're Jewish too. Jeebus. JJ, love you, but I've come to distrust anything that comes from Manhattan. Would you consider moving to Queens or Long Island?

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 22, 2018 03:35 PM (YV+SU)

77 Thank you
Posted by: Lena Dunham at January 22, 2018 03:32 PM
Yes, but YOU were dealt an unfortunate hand."

Hey, ante up and let's play a hand of "Show Low".

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at January 22, 2018 03:36 PM (k1TUh)

78 >> I do not know what pic you are looking at

http://bit.ly/2DxvHx8

That one above, from the last thread.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 03:36 PM (8O3HH)

79
Yeah, you have to 'drill down' into every poll anymore to find the truth. I'm so used to the lying (and getting lazy) I just inflate or deflate by 10% to guess the truth.

It seems to be a good metric in todays media. They 'know' they can get away with a 10% lie. Beyond that they don't usually venture.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 22, 2018 03:37 PM (2FqvZ)

80 Donald's ass tastes great, luxurious with a hint of gold and peppermint.

Posted by: Schmuck "Shutdown" Schumer at January 22, 2018 03:37 PM (3BFzK)

81 78
>> I do not know what pic you are looking at



http://bit.ly/2DxvHx8



That one above, from the last thread.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 03:36 PM (8O3HH)


Yum, that one yellow tooth.

Posted by: Senator Doofenschmirtz at January 22, 2018 03:37 PM (ymnmz)

82 Another Poll Shows Democrats' Lead in Congressional Generic Ballot Falling By Half


Hotgas and Allahpundit hardest hit.

Posted by: WisRich at January 22, 2018 03:37 PM (G0vdT)

83 17 My enthusiasm for Trump is way up. Can't argue with the economic results, and he's at least starting to flush out the corrupt admin state. I'm a cynic, but I was still underestimating how crooked these sons a bitches are.

Posted by: itsatax at January 22, 2018 03:27 PM (/1c+O)
---
Agreed. I know we love to believe our own logic on how they upcoming midterms SHOULD turn out but the Gimmedats are EVIL and will do whatever they can whenever they can to gain (or steal) a seat. Just look at what happened in WI when they flipped from D to R in what was known to be the deeper Red part of the state... We can't get lazy or think this is in the bag but I do like where we are headed. All aboard.... Trump train departing...

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 22, 2018 03:37 PM (9B/d8)

84 Dear Putin,

We would very much appreciate it you could find time
again to hack the 2018 midterm vote, so that we don't have to listen to
the dems crowing about a mandate.

Thanks,

'Murica

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 22, 2018 03:37 PM (Dp6qK)

85 An improving economy certainly helps the GOP, but I think the two biggest factors are:

(1) Legislative Victories -- If the Congressional GOP is just acting like the conservative wing of the Uniparty, the base isn't going to be interested in returning them to power. There will be plenty of throw-the-bums-out sentiment. Who wants to drive across town in the rain to vote for milquetoast sellouts? But if the GOP actually gets stuff done, like the tax bill, there's less reason to be disgusted with those clowns. And the victories that Trump and the GOP have been getting are actually pretty good for conservatives. Every day it's getting harder for #NeverTrump to maintain the "Never" without looking like lunatics. Basically, if you're still #NeverTrump at this point, you've revealed yourself to be a leftist, out of your mind, or both.

(2) The Normalization of Trump -- I still think we're all still getting used to the idea that Donald Freakin' Trump is the President of the United States. Many days I wake up and can't actually believe it. The country spent 2017 squinting, scratching their heads, and saying "this guy's our president?" But as times goes on, we're getting used to the idea of President Trump, and the fact that we have a president who spends a good part of the day calling people "losers" on Twitter seems... less odd. Every day that goes by is a day when Trump has not been as bad as everyone's worst predictions. You still might not like him, you still might oppose him, but he's not a catastrophe. No one's getting nuked.

The fact is that midterms are tough for the President's party, but if Trump stays on track, 2018 looks to be one of the milder corrections in recent years.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 22, 2018 03:38 PM (xN1DB)

86 78, http://bit.ly/2DxvHx8



That one above, from the last thread.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 03:36 PM (8O3HH)
Not bad really. Age has not been kind, but then again, it rarely is.

Posted by: IC at January 22, 2018 03:38 PM (a0IVu)

87 Good news for all AllahPundit and other NeverTrumpers: The methodology on those generic ballot polls is way off owing to voting illegal aliens being vastly underrepresented.

Posted by: ShainS at January 22, 2018 03:38 PM (FASvy)

88 So, this whole Stormy thing simply raised PDT's poll?

When I first heard the Stormy stuff, I yawned. Wow, a billionaire playboy and a porn star? At this point, I think I'd be surprised if Trump hadn't had an affair with a porn star and then tried to pay her off to keep quiet. Plus, I voted for Bill Clinton, so I don't have a moral ground to stand on.

Posted by: sillyme at January 22, 2018 03:38 PM (zYWPO)

89 Harumpf.

-- Your Congress


Don't reelect anybody.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at January 22, 2018 03:38 PM (qvDmC)

90 Beaner futures are down today.


Posted by: Roland THTG at January 22, 2018 03:30 PM (xBSm0)
...........

For Sale: Taco Truck, low mileage, best offer.

Posted by: wth at January 22, 2018 03:38 PM (HgMAr)

91 75 The only poll I trust is the L.A. Times poll. They had Trump winning and because of that, it got dropped from the Average of Polls.
----------------------------
If you watched the Average of Polls closely what you would see was polls showing Hillary with ridiculous leads sprinkled into the mash of polls showing 3% or less leads. The average result would always point to a Hillary landslide. I believe this is why 538 was skewed and I think the Party did this to skew 538.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 22, 2018 03:39 PM (YV+SU)

92
Note: "I" am your Manhattan thought leader. J.J. Sefton


Which one of you thought Manhattan Clam Chowder was a good idea?

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 22, 2018 03:39 PM (lKyWE)

93 Noted RUSSIAN BOT expert Allahpundit
---------------------

I don't know how Tom Nichols is going to like hearing that someone who is not Tom Nichols is an expert.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 22, 2018 03:39 PM (xN1DB)

94 Try MY taco bowls.

Posted by: President Richard Punch at January 22, 2018 03:39 PM (ymnmz)

95 >> I do not know what pic you are looking at
http://bit.ly/2DxvHx8
That one above, from the last thread.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 03:36 PM (8O3HH)
Yum, that one yellow tooth."

Her College Sorority name was "Spooky Tooth".

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2018 03:39 PM (k1TUh)

96 So what did Schumer get from this shutdown? besides heaps of abuse from his own party?

Posted by: IC at January 22, 2018 03:39 PM (a0IVu)

97 willowed -

The next Prog immigration double-speak tactic is debuting on MSNBC this afternoon: Stop calling chain migration "chain migration," and start calling it "family migration."

Looks like the Progs may cave on the wall but will try to dig-in on chain migration, so that every amnestied Dreamer can bring over the 147 cousins he/she has never seen and never cared about.

Posted by: Gref at January 22, 2018 03:40 PM (AMIL/)

98 I haven't clicked on Hot Air for a long time, but I remember when it used to be a conservative place.

What did I miss? How/when did Allahpundit turn Left?

Posted by: Margaret at January 22, 2018 03:40 PM (F2qnR)

99 80 Donald's ass tastes great, luxurious with a hint of gold and peppermint.
Posted by: Schmuck "Shutdown" Schumer at January 22, 2018 03:37 PM (3BFzK)

Purty shur dat gold is inurt, dont know nuffin bout pepament

Posted by: sofa spender at January 22, 2018 03:40 PM (4u7kU)

100 "That one above, from the last thread."

To be fair and honest, in that daguerreotype she looks attractive.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 22, 2018 03:40 PM (EyPfd)

101 If Republicans don't lose the House I'll....just...., I JUST DON'T KNOW!!


*runs off crying, arms flailing in the air*

Posted by: Allahpundit at January 22, 2018 03:40 PM (4e+hS)

102 Plus, I voted for Bill Clinton, so I don't have a moral ground to stand on.
-------------------
Bill never paid for it. He would send his wife to rough em up if they got uppity.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 22, 2018 03:40 PM (YV+SU)

103 "Unless they are dealt a truly unfortunate hand, MOST young women are hot---for a time."

Indeed. It seems to be nature's way of propagation of the species.

Posted by: JAS at January 22, 2018 03:40 PM (7JbXq)

104 >>NeverTrumpers keep thinking that the Stormy
>> Daniels contretemps should change evangelicals
>> minds,

Another Horde favorite, Kevin D. Williamson is in high dudgeon about this as well. Jonah Goldberg too.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 03:40 PM (8O3HH)

105 Serious - though, snarky - question: What the hell happened to Allahpundit, Guy Benson, Jonah, and the rest of the conservative establishment media? They were always borderline squish, but Trump's policies are more conservative than they would ever see with McCain, Romney, or Rubio.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 22, 2018 03:40 PM (VWp7G)

106 Trump lost the shutdown theater this last weekend. But his ass still tastes like unicorn farts and strawberries.

Posted by: Schmuck Shutdown Schumer at January 22, 2018 03:40 PM (3BFzK)

107 you can just take your taco bowels south of the border, mister!

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2018 03:41 PM (k1TUh)

108 98 I haven't clicked on Hot Air for a long time, but I remember when it used to be a conservative place.

What did I miss? How/when did Allahpundit turn Left?
Posted by: Margaret at January 22, 2018 03:40 PM (F2qnR)

Remember when TGIFs was cool. NDI

Posted by: sofa spender at January 22, 2018 03:41 PM (4u7kU)

109 Willowed again but Ruth Bader Ginsberg was kind of hot when she was young."

I just did a search... wow she was

Posted by: BIG ALFREDO at January 22, 2018 03:41 PM (iWo0u)

110 So what did Schumer get from this shutdown? besides heaps of abuse from his own party?
Posted by: IC at January 22, 2018 03:39 PM (a0IVu)

I don't trust that weasel. I'm sure he has something up his sleeve.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2018 03:41 PM (7uYFy)

111 100 "That one above, from the last thread."

To be fair and honest, in that daguerreotype she looks attractive.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 22, 2018 03:40 PM (EyPfd)

And her ability to hold her head still that long is impressive.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 22, 2018 03:41 PM (ycWCI)

112 75 The only poll I trust is the L.A. Times poll. They had Trump winning and because of that, it got dropped from the Average of Polls.
-------

I believe the LA Times poll was the only one that was a "tracking poll". And yes, they hit it right on the head.

Posted by: WisRich at January 22, 2018 03:41 PM (G0vdT)

113 There needs to be some serious f-ing threats to the GOPe idiots currently in the House by more conservative candidates.

More so in the Senate, but that is more problematic.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 22, 2018 03:41 PM (8iiMU)

114 JJ Sefton - Note: "I" am your Manhattan thought leader.

And now I have this image of JJ Sefton storming the New York Times office and ordering the editors, "LOOK AT ME. I am your Manhattan thought leader now."

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 22, 2018 03:42 PM (6FqZa)

115 There remains one lone poll showing a big Democrat advantage -- the ABC/Washington Post poll

-
I won't know what to believe until I hear it from Dan Rather.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 22, 2018 03:42 PM (+y/Ru)

116 I may go sock-less like Brave Joe Scarborough until sanity has been restored to the Republic.

*runs off crying, arms flailing in the air*

Posted by: Allahpundit at January 22, 2018 03:42 PM (4e+hS)

117 President Trump's ass? Why do you ask? Well yes I suppose it doe tastes a little like a big mac.

Posted by: Senator Doofenschmirtz at January 22, 2018 03:42 PM (ymnmz)

118 the only time rbg was hot was when mastadons were playing hide the salami with cromagnon man. if early remembrances of rbg aren't cave etchings, i call fake.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 22, 2018 03:42 PM (KP5rU)

119 #50 Because he's too stupid to realize that Trump's evangelical support came precisely because evangelicals correctly recognized early on that DJT was going to fight for their values in a way that nobody else could and/or would.

Yep. The left and MFM (birm) continue to be beside themselves over Trump's evangelical support. They see it all through the lens of P*ssyGate and the two divorces and so on. They just don't "get" it that Trump was the only candidate who had their backs so of course they support him.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 22, 2018 03:42 PM (ul9CR)

120 "I don't know how Tom Nichols is going to like hearing that someone who is not Tom Nichols is an expert.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete"



I love when Ace slams that smug d-bag on Twitter.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 22, 2018 03:42 PM (OD2ni)

121 I'm way behind on this Stormy Daniels tale. I thought she had denied the story.
Eh. Whatever.
NOBODY CARES.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 22, 2018 03:42 PM (0jtPF)

122 Yeah Master... Pete.

The Overton Window has been shifted way right.

Posted by: JAS at January 22, 2018 03:42 PM (7JbXq)

123 I've made Cheeseburger Soup.

I think Taco Soup is next.

I'm feeling creative. Like growing-up in the Reagan era.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 03:42 PM (Ckg4U)

124 How/when did Allahpundit turn Left?

He was never conservative. He took great delight in insulting conservatives.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 22, 2018 03:43 PM (GroCc)

125 Hardly unlikely. "Unavoidable" is more like it. We
have yet to even start paying for all the money that was borrowed and
printed over the past 10 years. That bill will come due and it is
MASSIVE.



Trump is doing a great job with getting the feral government off the
back of the economy but there are things that Trump has no control over
and that no one can avoid.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 22, 2018 03:34 PM (8gDQu)


Agreed. A question I would like to see shouted from the rooftops is what did we get for the doubling of the National Debt - from 10 to 20 trillion - that Obama gave us.Seriously. What Did We Get? Nothing, that's what.
And shove that answer down the American people's throat.

Posted by: LGoPs at January 22, 2018 03:43 PM (UThOJ)

126 These generic polls are worthless.. mid-terms are very local.. although Senate races encompasses the whole state.

Generic national polls had Hillary up significantly in 2016 right up to the election.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 22, 2018 03:43 PM (so+oy)

127 110 So what did Schumer get from this shutdown? besides heaps of abuse from his own party?
Posted by: IC at January 22, 2018 03:39 PM (a0IVu)

I don't trust that weasel. I'm sure he has something up his sleeve.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2018 03:41 PM (7uYFy)

Bet he's planning to cry again.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 22, 2018 03:43 PM (72PAC)

128 I just did a search... wow she was
Posted by: BIG ALFREDO at January 22, 2018 03:41 PM (iWo0u)

Yes.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2018 03:43 PM (7uYFy)

129 "Unless they are dealt a truly unfortunate hand, MOST young women are hot---for a time."

------------

IMHO, you are saying that as an older man. When I was a young man, no offense ladies, 80% of the ladies were undatable.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 22, 2018 03:43 PM (3BFzK)

130 So what did Schumer get from this shutdown?



Spanked?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2018 03:43 PM (4dbPD)

131 What the hell happened to Allahpundit, Guy Benson, Jonah, and the rest of the conservative establishment media?

Jonah has been dragging himself toward Trump over the past few months.

Overall, nobody likes to be proven wrong and shown up as a putz in public, and #nevertrump has been proven wrong many times over.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 22, 2018 03:44 PM (6FqZa)

132 I believe the LA Times poll was the only one that was a "tracking poll". And yes, they hit it right on the head.

Posted by: WisRich at January 22, 2018 03:41 PM (G0vdT)


I checked it every day. When Hillary got tossed into the Scooby Van on 9/11 she was finished. She never recovered.

Darn Russians did her in.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 22, 2018 03:44 PM (2FqvZ)

133 My new schlonginator cannot possibly backfire.

Posted by: Senator Doofenschmirtz at January 22, 2018 03:44 PM (ymnmz)

134 And her ability to hold her head still that long is impressive.

I believe it's impaled on a spike from behind.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2018 03:44 PM (QQ+il)

135 >>>>75 The only poll I trust is the L.A. Times poll. They had Trump winning
and because of that, it got dropped from the Average of Polls.

----------------------------

If you watched the Average of Polls closely what you would see was
polls showing Hillary with ridiculous leads sprinkled into the mash of
polls showing 3% or less leads. The average result would always point to
a Hillary landslide. I believe this is why 538 was skewed and I think
the Party did this to skew 538.
.
.
.
.Any form of National polling is worthless now. We have reached the point where States like CA, IL and NY skew National poll results due to their population density.

The only thing that needs to be watched is State polling. Once those start coming out for November we will get an accurate picture of what is going on.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 22, 2018 03:44 PM (+Dllb)

136 krang krang krang Hillary krang
*vocal ice pick in your eye*
klank throat scratch Not Truuuuue

hurgh hurgh hurgh hurgh
Ok if Republicans do it blagblag
klack hack *hairball* phtui

Posted by: the smooth sounds of Jessica Tarlov at January 22, 2018 03:44 PM (tbaaT)

137 Allahpundit is an insightful, level headed everyman with a wonderful wit. He reminds me of a photo I took of a patch of weeds near the Santa Monica pier. There was a shopping cart tipped over in the middle. It was so poignant. Later, I rode home sans bicycle seat because my anus is a vagina.

Posted by: Chucky Johnson at January 22, 2018 03:44 PM (FTPVM)

138 The Overton Window has been shifted way right.

Posted by: JAS at January 22, 2018 03:42 PM (7JbXq)

It truly has.

Posted by: WisRich at January 22, 2018 03:44 PM (G0vdT)

139 >>>Overall, nobody likes to be proven wrong and shown up as a putz in public, and #nevertrump has been proven wrong many times over.


Unless you're a Rubin-McMuffin sammich.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 22, 2018 03:44 PM (VWp7G)

140 >> What did I miss? How/when did Allahpundit turn
>> Left?

When Trump starting winning the primaries. It drove him crazy and off the deep he went. He's fully NeverTrump Salon Hot 25 now. ANd so hating Trump, he'll take lefty positions just to be against Trump.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 03:44 PM (8O3HH)

141 Know what else Evangelicals believe in?

Repentance and redemption.

Posted by: JAS at January 22, 2018 03:44 PM (7JbXq)

142 105 Serious - though, snarky - question: What the hell happened to Allahpundit, Guy Benson, Jonah, and the rest of the conservative establishment media? They were always borderline squish, but Trump's policies are more conservative than they would ever see with McCain, Romney, or Rubio.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 22, 2018 03:40 PM (VWp7G)



Serious answer: He's yucky.

Yes. That's the serious answer.

Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2018 03:45 PM (+lOpA)

143 113 There needs to be some serious f-ing threats to the GOPe idiots currently in the House by more conservative candidates.

More so in the Senate, but that is more problematic.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 22, 2018 03:41 PM (8iiMU)


The Senate is the bigger problem by far. Susan "Tom" Collins and Grahamnesty. They are itching to ram home Amnesty.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 03:45 PM (mbhDw)

144 "105 Serious - though, snarky - question: What the hell happened to Allahpundit, Guy Benson, Jonah, and the rest of the conservative establishment media?"

And Trump continues to tear off all the masks - clearly the Never Trumpers relished the idea of always playing the Washington Generals to the dems Harlem Globetrotters; they had worked out a nice way to make a living by always whining and complaining and never having to actually do anything. They pretended to be conservative until someone came along who started actually DOING conservative things. And obviously, this scared the shit out of them. Because they obviously never, ever, wanted any of this to actually happen.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2018 03:45 PM (k1TUh)

145 As a practicing Christian, I did not elect Trump to be the Pastor of our Church.

I got one of those already.

I voted for him be the agent of change in this nest of vipers known as our Federal Government.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 22, 2018 03:45 PM (EyPfd)

146 96 So what did Schumer get from this shutdown? besides heaps of abuse from his own party?
Posted by: IC at January 22, 2018 03:39 PM

- - - - - - - - - - - - - -

My take: The Democrats think they have a winner with the DACA/Dreamers issue. They think they can win big if there's an isolated vote on granting amnesty to all the cute innocent toddlers who didn't do anything wrong and who totally love America you guys. They think that if that's the only issue up for a vote, even staunch conservative voters will melt the phones to tell their Senators to vote for amnesty.

So the Democrats are cool with isolating that. They'll keep the government open, and a couple weeks they'll get a vote on DACA amnesty -- a vote that they think they'll win.

I think they're miscalculating bigly here, for both substantive and structural reasons, but they think they've got a winner.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 22, 2018 03:45 PM (xN1DB)

147 Overall, nobody likes to be proven wrong and shown up as a putz in public,

I'm starting to think Bill KristolMeth actually does like it.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 22, 2018 03:45 PM (ul9CR)

148 By the way - the Presidential election was the year before last. Somebody ought to point that out to all the people still whining about it.

Posted by: An Observation at January 22, 2018 03:45 PM (9wsMY)

149 I saw RBG open for Nine Inch Nails at the Plaza in 92.


I'm still blind in one eye.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at January 22, 2018 03:46 PM (jsWA8)

150 Ruth Bader Ginsberg was kind of hot when she was young.
..........

What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Elena Kagan at January 22, 2018 03:46 PM (HgMAr)

151 Remember when Allahpundit was, much like Rick Wilson, still a friend of the blog and not merely a chance for cheap mockery?

Been a while though.

Posted by: Colonel Kurtz at January 22, 2018 03:46 PM (TGWxN)

152 >>>And Trump continues to tear off all the masks


Arguably the best part of his presidency. The GOPe media is seen for the frauds they are.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 22, 2018 03:46 PM (VWp7G)

153 130 So what did Schumer get from this shutdown?

Spanked?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2018 03:43 PM (4dbPD)


The base wants his scalp, cornrows and all.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 03:46 PM (mbhDw)

154 IMHO, you are saying that as an older man. When I was a young man, no offense ladies, 80% of the ladies were undatable.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 22, 2018 03:43 PM (3BFzK)

You're right. I guess I was just trying to say that we shouldn't judge RBG or anyone else by what they look like when they are 80.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2018 03:46 PM (7uYFy)

155 Something like 13 of our $20T debt were passed by Republican Congresses.

Theirs is the Dirty Nose Sign.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2018 03:46 PM (QQ+il)

156 I'm laughing so hard at #137 that my dog, Teddy, just came over to check on me.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 22, 2018 03:47 PM (y7DUB)

157 He reminds me of a photo I took of a patch of weeds near the Santa Monica pier. There was a shopping cart tipped over in the middle. It was so poignant.
Posted by: Chucky Johnson at January 22, 2018 03:44 PM (FTPVM)
- - - - - - - -

Proud of myself for chuckling at the reference to the LGF photography book.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 22, 2018 03:47 PM (xN1DB)

158 What Trump needs to do now is proclaim that the Meteor will not hit earth and claim credit for saving the earth. Its a win-win thing to do.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 22, 2018 03:47 PM (YV+SU)

159 153
130 So what did Schumer get from this shutdown?



Spanked?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2018 03:43 PM (4dbPD)





The base wants his scalp, cornrows and all.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 03:46 PM (mbhDw)

A sore butthole and bad breath, mostly bad breath.

Posted by: Senator Doofenschmirtz at January 22, 2018 03:47 PM (ymnmz)

160 Trump teabags Schumer - 'pleased they came to their senses'

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 22, 2018 03:47 PM (6FqZa)

161 "Another Horde favorite, Kevin D. Williamson is in high dudgeon about this as well. Jonah Goldberg too.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear"


I grew up in NY and have no illusions about who Donald Trump is. But I voted for him. FFS, Obama tried to destroy a group of poor nuns for trying to defy him and Hillary would have been worse. They had to be stopped.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 22, 2018 03:47 PM (OD2ni)

162 142 Or,they were just pretending to be conservative all along....

Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2018 03:47 PM (LiyEm)

163 'We will make a long-term deal on immigration if, and only if, it is good for our country'.


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That's not gonna work for Chuckie.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 22, 2018 03:47 PM (+y/Ru)

164 I'm only gonna say this once. There is NO blue wave coming. I know this in the marrow of my bones, just like I knew, the day he stepped off the escalator and declared, that Trump would be our next President. You can check back with me in November if you doubt this.

Posted by: Peaches at January 22, 2018 03:47 PM (14URa)

165 Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 22, 2018 03:42 PM (KP5rU)

Whats your point?

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 22, 2018 03:48 PM (3QAtO)

166 the democrats will rebrand themselves as the party of the middle class (identity politics? never heard of it). that republican are the party of the rich. that the dems are the ones who really want middle class prosperity.

republicans are taking away your middle class entitlement programs!

entitlement programs will be the campaign.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 22, 2018 03:48 PM (Pg+x7)

167 Now why might the GOP be doing better in Jan polls than Dec? Oh yeah they actually did pass the tax cut instead of whiffing and making some lame ass excuse about not having enough seats to do the right thing.

Imagine if they get border wall and end of chain migration in return for DACA permanent amnesty and do an OCARE repeal or at least a repeal that only fails by Dem filibuster?

If they actually work for americans instead of stabbing us in the back with 'compromise' deals with the Dems the GOP might do very well in the mid-terms and convince me they are not trying to get back to minority status and only token opposition to the commie party.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 22, 2018 03:48 PM (eASYU)

168 Lib heads are popping everywhere. Seems like the perfect time for God to pull the plug on Darth Ginsburg and keep the momentum....

Posted by: Random thought at January 22, 2018 03:48 PM (DrLXT)

169 Effin fake news

Posted by: torabora at January 22, 2018 03:48 PM (xVa/a)

170 >>>162 142 Or,they were just pretending to be conservative all along....


More likely. They're the McCain and Romney of media.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 22, 2018 03:48 PM (VWp7G)

171 The next Prog immigration double-speak tactic is debuting on MSNBC this
afternoon: Stop calling chain migration "chain migration," and start
calling it "family migration."



And we can't let them get away with it. They always do this, changing the rules of the game - in this case language - when it's not going their way. It's positively Stalinist, but it is effective. Which is why our side needs to ram the original phrase down their throat.


In the same way it needs to be called Global Warming, not Climate Change. They named it Global Warming and when the data no longer fits we don't let them weasel out by renaming it.

Posted by: LGoPs at January 22, 2018 03:48 PM (UThOJ)

172 151 Remember when Allahpundit was, much like Rick Wilson, still a friend of the blog and not merely a chance for cheap mockery?

Been a while though.
Posted by: Colonel Kurtz at January 22, 2018 03:46 PM (TGWxN)

Remember when we used to joke that Ace and Allahpundit were the same person?

Peppridge farm remembers.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 22, 2018 03:48 PM (KUaJL)

173 LOL.

Asshole Charlie Gasparino (who I sort of like) is bringing up the Stormy story. He thinks it's all bullcrap.


Big-boobed Liz Claman is telling him that is last weeks news, and where's he been?




Posted by: Anchorbabe fashion cop at January 22, 2018 03:49 PM (8iiMU)

174 So what did Schumer get from this shutdown? besides heaps of abuse from his own party?

A reputation for aiding illegal immigrants over Americans for both him and his Prog/Ctrl-left buddies.

That's going to leave a mark that I hope never goes away.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 22, 2018 03:49 PM (tRaq7)

175 163 'We will make a long-term deal on immigration if, and only if, it is good for our country'.


-
That's not gonna work for Chuckie.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 22, 2018 03:47 PM (+y/Ru)


As gratifying as it is to see that goniffing momzer Cuck Schemer get beaten like a rug, it would've been even sweeter had it been Harry Reid.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 03:49 PM (mbhDw)

176 "You end up with the face you deserve."

-proverb somewhere

Posted by: JAS at January 22, 2018 03:49 PM (7JbXq)

177 168 Lib heads are popping everywhere. Seems like the perfect time for God to pull the plug on Darth Ginsburg and keep the momentum....
Posted by: Random thought at January 22, 2018 03:48 PM (DrLXT)
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The Left would stroke out.

Posted by: WisRich at January 22, 2018 03:49 PM (G0vdT)

178 JMHO, senate comes out with a amnesty, and it will be amnesty, plan that the HOR whittles down but is still amnesty.

TRUMP VETOES!!!!!

Trump vetoes as only he could because his terms are not met for the wall, E-verify, visa overstays, funding, etc. Avalanche hits gopE and they can't override because the HOR everyone is up for elections and the very few up for election will go with him.

Trump wins again and decimates any democrats for amnesty.

WHY?

Look to the Schmuck Schumer Shutdown. THAT'S WHY.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 22, 2018 03:49 PM (3BFzK)

179 ... and, btw, i called it yesterday:

gold plated lead pipe cinch lock of the week - minn/phi take the over. the over/under was 38!

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 22, 2018 03:50 PM (Pg+x7)

180 I think they're miscalculating bigly here, for both substantive and structural reasons, but they think they've got a winner.
--------------------
I'm not sure. They are in re-election mode and every Dem district doesn't have a hard on for more Mexicans and their cost. I suspect the Dems found out that their caucus isn't that united on Amnesty.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 22, 2018 03:50 PM (YV+SU)

181 What does Schumer get from this DACA issue?

He thinks it is a guilt stick he can use to browbeat non-democrat voters and he can use it to keep democrat minions toeing the partyline.

Trump doesn't play that game.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 22, 2018 03:50 PM (GroCc)

182 OT Sports Illustrated is adding big girls to the Swimsuit issue.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yc2hsqms

Link to WZ

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 22, 2018 03:50 PM (aVYsC)

183 136
Posted by: the smooth sounds of Jessica Tarlov


lol

Posted by: wth at January 22, 2018 03:50 PM (HgMAr)

184 168 Lib heads are popping everywhere. Seems like the perfect time for God to pull the plug on Darth Ginsburg and keep the momentum....
Posted by: Random thought at January 22, 2018 03:48 PM (DrLXT)


"Hold my insulin..."

- - G-d with a head fake, then makes a move on Sotomayor

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 03:50 PM (mbhDw)

185 Okay, so now that this little episode of kabuki theater is over, let's get back on that memo, eh? Because I am sick as shit of this "oh, look, a squirrel" business. We need to take this clown college down. Our future as a great country depends on it.

Posted by: Peaches at January 22, 2018 03:51 PM (14URa)

186 Now if we could only get rid of the Republicans, their approval ratings would skyrocket.

Off topic I hear that shagging porn stars is good for your heart.

Posted by: West at January 22, 2018 03:51 PM (1Rgee)

187 The only page left in the Dem playbook will be on full display over the next few weeks. Expect mobs of angry illegals protesting in the streets.

Posted by: Take it to the bank at January 22, 2018 03:51 PM (DrLXT)

188 Serious - though, snarky - question: What the hell happened to Allahpundit, Guy Benson, Jonah, and the rest of the conservative establishment media? They were always borderline squish, but Trump's policies are more conservative than they would ever see with McCain, Romney, or Rubio.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 22, 2018 03:40 PM (VWp7G)


Serious answer: He's yucky.

Yes. That's the serious answer.

-
A loud mouth vulgarian. Not our type at all.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 22, 2018 03:51 PM (+y/Ru)

189 Trump spanked Schumer like he did Stormy, with a magazine with his face on the cover.

Seriously, that's one of the claims about Trump and Stormy.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 03:51 PM (8O3HH)

190 182 OT Sports Illustrated is adding big girls to the Swimsuit issue.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yc2hsqms

Link to WZ
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 22, 2018 03:50 PM (aVYsC)

Sports Illustrated has apparently been wrestling with the issue of "what do we do when we have too much money?"

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 22, 2018 03:51 PM (KUaJL)

191 diabeetus

Posted by: Zombie Wilford at January 22, 2018 03:51 PM (vtcmf)

192 There's no way the Republicans win this thing, it's in the bag, you can take that to the bank, it's over, lead pipe cinch, ironclad guarantee, yes I do have terrible body odor

Posted by: Stank Wigger, Young Besmirched at January 22, 2018 03:51 PM (UwqGo)

193 -Delay in delivery due to weather or natural disaster-

A new Amazon Prime excuse. Package is shipping from Reno, NV to Seattle. Both cities have weather in the mid 40's and sunny. Prime has turned into total shit.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 22, 2018 03:52 PM (r9UYA)

194 True Conservative Allahpundit is concerned about the direction of the Republican Party, as am I. We need more Mexicans in this country to make it a glorious paradise with unicorns and rainbows and cheap labor for all!

Posted by: Ana Navarro at January 22, 2018 03:52 PM (4e+hS)

195
Posted by: the smooth sounds of Jessica Tarlov


I think Jessica is as cute as a button.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 22, 2018 03:52 PM (lKyWE)

196 I have just developed an "Inator" that will shut down the entire tri state area for almost THREE days.

And you can stop me Trumpy the Golden Scalp Weasel.

Posted by: Senator Doofenschmirtz at January 22, 2018 03:52 PM (ymnmz)

197
Teh kittehz must be teh fed.


BBL.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 03:52 PM (mbhDw)

198 Yeah, RBG was pretty in her youth. Then Sauron/Moloch got a hold on her and twisted that beautiful soul into ugliness.

Posted by: JAS at January 22, 2018 03:52 PM (7JbXq)

199 Charlie Gasparino has a penis named "Insider Government" in his ass so deep, that he no longer has feelings.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 03:52 PM (Ckg4U)

200 I thought the plan is still to import millions of "generic Democrats" from shithole countries by next November.

Posted by: Roy at January 22, 2018 03:53 PM (7n4KQ)

201 184 168 Lib heads are popping everywhere. Seems like the perfect time for God to pull the plug on Darth Ginsburg and keep the momentum....
Posted by: Random thought at January 22, 2018 03:48 PM (DrLXT)


"Hold my insulin..."

- - G-d with a head fake, then makes a move on Sotomayor
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 03:50 PM (mbhDw)
-------

It's a good thing I wasn't drinking anything when I read that. :0

Posted by: WisRich at January 22, 2018 03:53 PM (G0vdT)

202 Allahpundit was, at best, a candy@ss rhino back in the day. But you could at least have a decent conversation in the threads. They tolerated a certain amount of pushback in the comments. But during the election people were banned, the threads got horrible and then they went to Facebook comments and the whole place went SJW. It was ugly.

So fled to the, relatively, saner arms of the horde. Better info here, great commentary, funny, and the horde is not full of SJWs masquerading as the voice of tolerance and reason.

Posted by: Lily(former Bronco Superfan) now of AoSHQ assassin in the night at January 22, 2018 03:53 PM (VLw7y)

203 And Trump continues to tear off all the masks -
clearly the Never Trumpers relished the idea of always playing the
Washington Generals to the dems Harlem Globetrotters; they had worked
out a nice way to make a living by always whining and complaining and
never having to actually do anything. They pretended to be
conservative until someone came along who started actually DOING
conservative things. And obviously, this scared the shit out of them.
Because they obviously never, ever, wanted any of this to actually
happen.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2018 03:45 PM (k1TUh)


THIS^^^^^^
It's why I quit my subscription to NR a year ago - after being a subscriber since college, over 40 years ago.

Posted by: LGoPs at January 22, 2018 03:53 PM (UThOJ)

204 I can't wait to see what Trump does as a victory lap. It needs to be yuge. And classy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 03:53 PM (ptqGC)

205 204 I can't wait to see what Trump does as a victory lap. It needs to be yuge. And classy.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 03:53 PM (ptqGC)

SOTU!

Posted by: Roy at January 22, 2018 03:54 PM (7n4KQ)

206 150
Ruth Bader Ginsberg was kind of hot when she was young.

..........



What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Elena Kagan at January 22, 2018 03:46 PM (HgMAr)



No. Some people like chopped liver.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 22, 2018 03:54 PM (Dp6qK)

207 "Unless they are dealt a truly unfortunate hand, MOST young women are hot---for a time."

------------

IMHO, you are saying that as an older man. When I was a young man, no offense ladies, 80% of the ladies were undatable.




That's the point of being an older man. You get perspective. When I was a young man I "got" plenty of young women who didn't seem quite good enough. (I got some that were good enough, too, but that's not the point).

This subthread made me look up one of my favorite Fitzgerald stories.

" I don't think he was ever happy unless some one was in love with him, responding to him like filings to a magnet, helping him to explain himself, promising him something. What it was I do not know. Perhaps they promised that there would always be women in the world who would spend their brightest, freshest, rarest hours to nurse and protect that superiority he cherished in his heart."

Unless they are as unfortunate as someone postulated above, they all have brightest, freshest, rarest hours, and if they share them with you it's a blessing.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 22, 2018 03:54 PM (fuK7c)

208 Imagine if they get border wall and end of chain
migration in return for DACA permanent amnesty and do an OCARE repeal or
at least a repeal that only fails by Dem filibuster?



If they actually work for americans instead of stabbing us in the
back with 'compromise' deals with the Dems the GOP might do very well in
the mid-terms and convince me they are not trying to get back to
minority status and only token opposition to the commie party.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 22, 2018 03:48 PM (eASYU)

We should not have to trade DACA amnesty for anything... they are not special and should no more get to break the law with impunity than any other illegals.

Posted by: redbanzai at January 22, 2018 03:54 PM (f5uaD)

209 Yeah, it's a bit disturbing, but I am compelled to concur that she was a 'one' back in the day.

Yes, she was. Number 1.

Posted by: Social Security Administration at January 22, 2018 03:54 PM (gs8be)

210 His uvula Rings of Penis.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 03:54 PM (Ckg4U)

211
So fled to the, relatively, saner arms of the
horde. Better info here, great commentary, funny, and the horde is not
full of SJWs masquerading as the voice of tolerance and reason.

Posted by: Lily(former Bronco Superfan) now of AoSHQ assassin in the night at January 22, 2018 03:53 PM (VLw7y)
I also came here from Tepid Air, Lily. Best thing I ever did and, man, when you're home, there's a really good snuggly feeling to it, isn't there?

Posted by: Peaches at January 22, 2018 03:54 PM (14URa)

212 >> I think Jessica is as cute as a button.

She stirs my loins as well, but the voice just kills it. She'd need a ball gag.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 03:54 PM (8O3HH)

213 I'd hit it.

Posted by: Zombie Wilford at January 22, 2018 03:54 PM (vtcmf)

214 "Serious - though, snarky - question: What the hell happened to Allahpundit, Guy Benson, Jonah, and the rest of the conservative establishment media? They were always borderline squish, but Trump's policies are more conservative than they would ever see with McCain, Romney, or Rubio.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp"


Jonah is still pissed about personal shots Trump took at him during the election. In addition, Jonah grew up in Manhattan and has a little bit of that snobby attitude they have towards people from the outer Burroughs (like Trump).

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 22, 2018 03:55 PM (OD2ni)

215 204
I can't wait to see what Trump does as a victory lap. It needs to be yuge. And classy.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 03:53 PM (ptqGC)


Not Sad.

Posted by: President Richard Punch at January 22, 2018 03:55 PM (ymnmz)

216 SOTU!

Posted by: Roy at January 22, 2018 03:54 PM (7n4KQ)


Since the hags on the left are wearing black, Melania needs to wear red.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 03:55 PM (ptqGC)

217 Another Horde favorite, Kevin D. Williamson is in high dudgeon about this as well. Jonah Goldberg too.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear"

"High Dudgeon" about what? That the Schumer Shutdown is over? Or that Trump got the win?
Sooner all later and for their own credibility and future employment potential, they're going to have to come to their senses. It's not like any of them have a future writing for leftwing magazines or blogs.
See: MeAgain Kelly.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2018 03:55 PM (7uYFy)

218 I think the real reason Chuck Schumer went through this charade was because he is desperate to appease his hard left base. He knows that they would have been outraged if he would have just agreed Friday night - they would have been calling for his head! But as the idiocy of the funding bill played out, it became obvious to all that this was a loser of a plan - and yet he can still go to that base and say "well look I tried!! It just didn't work".

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2018 03:55 PM (k1TUh)

219 I'm only gonna say this once. There is NO blue wave coming. I know this in the marrow of my bones, just like I knew, the day he stepped off the escalator and declared, that Trump would be our next President. You can check back with me in November if you doubt this.

I concur, Peaches.

Sometimes you just know something without knowing how you know it.

And watching that something be correct (and seeing that something actually happen) is an awesome feeling.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 22, 2018 03:55 PM (tRaq7)

220 >> Serious - though, snarky - question: What the hell happened to Allahpundit

Poppin' Frau put in more than the tip?

Posted by: Under Fire at January 22, 2018 03:55 PM (r9UYA)

221 I think Jessica is as cute as a button.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic


Since the Fox Makeup Squad got to her, she looks passable good.

Posted by: Roland THTG at January 22, 2018 03:55 PM (xBSm0)

222 185 Okay, so now that this little episode of kabuki theater is over, let's get back on that memo, eh? Because I am sick as shit of this "oh, look, a squirrel" business. We need to take this clown college down. Our future as a great country depends on it.
Posted by: Peaches at January 22, 2018 03:51 PM (14URa)



Hear hear.

::Taps cane on floor::

Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2018 03:55 PM (+lOpA)

223 Schumer comes over to the White House and asks Trump if he can stop the shutdown? Trump says sure but you gots to give me a BJ. Schumer thinks about it and says OK. HE gets down to business and says "Hey this tastes like shit!"

Trump says "Oh that's right I told McConnell he could end the shutdown."

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 22, 2018 03:56 PM (3BFzK)

224 Trump can start his SOTU speech by saying "I promised that I would get America back in the black - You're welcome!"

Posted by: Roy at January 22, 2018 03:56 PM (7n4KQ)

225 Okay, so now that this little episode of kabuki theater is over,
let's get back on that memo, eh? Because I am sick as shit of this "oh,
look, a squirrel" business. We need to take this clown college down. Our
future as a great country depends on it.

Posted by: Peaches at January 22, 2018 03:51 PM (14URa)





THIS. I'm sick and tired of the teasing: "People will go to jail. This is bigger than Watergate."




SHOW US THE MEMO!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 03:57 PM (ptqGC)

226 Even though the LA Times poll showed Trump winning, it was still wrong in that it was a national poll and Hillary actually won the popular vote.

If you look at the average on RealClearPolitics, the national polling was actually within the margin of error. Hillary won the national vote by 2.1, the RCP average showed 3.3.


I absolutely think the media uses polling dishonestly as a weapon, but I also think our side whistles past the graveyard sometimes with "all polling is wrong because Trump!".

Posted by: Maritime at January 22, 2018 03:57 PM (lKmt3)

227 I've seen some cock-clappers in my day. Charlie Gasparino and Allahpundit have uvulas that scream "cock-clapper".

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 03:57 PM (Ckg4U)

228 Kevin Williamson jumped the shark forever when he wrote that all of the poor Appalachian workers who can't find jobs now are drug addicted low lifes who deserved what happened to them. I've never been able to read his idiocy after that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2018 03:57 PM (k1TUh)

229 OT Sports Illustrated is adding big girls to the Swimsuit issue.

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Hey, if I wanted to see hippos, I'd buy National Geographic.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 22, 2018 03:57 PM (+y/Ru)

230 I think Chuck Schmer did this to try and embarrass Donald on the 1 year anniversary of his inauguration.



Posted by: ALH at January 22, 2018 03:57 PM (7DwnJ)

231 >> "High Dudgeon" about what? That the Schumer Shutdown is over? Or that Trump got the win?

The Stormy thing, and what idiots and hypocrites evangelicals are for not getting all mad about it, and abandoning their support for Trump.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 03:57 PM (8O3HH)

232
Since the Fox Makeup Squad got to her, she looks passable good.
Posted by: Roland THTG at January 22, 2018 03:55 PM (xBSm0)


Fox really should start marketing it's own makeup brand. The got Mollie Hemingway looking hot

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 22, 2018 03:57 PM (lKyWE)

233 i was under the impression that we had learned not to take polls to seriously back in November 2016?

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 22, 2018 03:57 PM (0kkuk)

234 They've known "other uses" for a pillow.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 03:58 PM (Ckg4U)

235 Was emailing with a friend (moron) the other day and he said, Trump should start the SOTU with reading the memo. I would totally cream my jeans if he did that.

Posted by: Peaches at January 22, 2018 03:58 PM (14URa)

236 the wise latina was hot back in the day. before she discovered tacos, tamales, dead goat, and large cokes.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 22, 2018 03:58 PM (KP5rU)

237
the only time rbg was hot was when mastadons were playing hide the salami with cromagnon man. if early remembrances of rbg aren't cave etchings, i call fake.
Posted by: chavez the hugo


Her's was my worst nightmare!

Posted by: Alley Oop at January 22, 2018 03:58 PM (IqV8l)

238 224 Trump can start his SOTU speech by saying "I promised that I would get America back in the black - You're welcome!"
Posted by: Roy at January 22, 2018 03:56 PM (7n4KQ)

And then air guitar to AC/DC's "Back in Black"

Posted by: josephistan at January 22, 2018 03:58 PM (7HtZB)

239 216, Since the hags on the left are wearing black, Melania needs to wear red.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 03:55 PM (ptqGC)
Yes, something red and sexy

Posted by: IC at January 22, 2018 03:58 PM (a0IVu)

240 The time has come to consider a different route. If Facebook wants to recognize 'trusted' publishers then it should pay those publishers a carriage fee similar to the model adopted by cable companies. The publishers are obviously enhancing the value and integrity of Facebook through their news and content but are not being adequately rewarded for those services. Carriage payments would have a minor impact on Facebook's profits but a major impact on the prospects for publishers and journalists."

Posted by: undocumented illegal sh*thole traveler at January 22, 2018 03:58 PM (e8kgV)

241
I've seen some cock-clappers in my day. Charlie Gasparino and Allahpundit have uvulas that scream "cock-clapper".

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 03:57 PM (Ckg4U)


What the heck got Gasbagarino's undies in a wad and made him a NeverTrumper?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 03:58 PM (ptqGC)

242 I can't wait to see what Trump does as a victory lap. It needs to be yuge. And classy.

----

Balanced federal budget?
Reduced Federal Spending except for Military?

Send in US Marshals to arrest California Democrat govenators?

Moon Base?

A boy can dream, can't he? What's wrong with that?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 22, 2018 03:58 PM (GroCc)

243 Does everyone know understand that there will be no deal on DACA/dreamers?

if the dems agree to any kind of deal on DACA they lose the only thing they have to rile up their base in November so it's not going to happen.

They will walk away from any deal and use that to fund raise and hype up their base for November. they have nothing left except "Trump and the GOP are racist".

You heard it here first.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 22, 2018 03:58 PM (+Dllb)

244 I thought I read that the election map favored Repuclicans this go around with a lot of "safe" seats

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on fried to a crisp Ventura Highway at January 22, 2018 03:58 PM (M+Lyo)

245 I'd say seeing improved paychecks with the new withholding next month, combined with watching Chuckie Schuma carpetbombing America on behalf of illegals, will have a further effect as we hurtle into the new year.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 22, 2018 03:58 PM (oVJmc)

246 PDT said that Jonah "couldn't afford a pair of pants."

Jonah has not been able to be objective since.

Posted by: JAS at January 22, 2018 03:58 PM (7JbXq)

247 I told SI no fatties.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 22, 2018 03:59 PM (4e+hS)

248 Several things Trump can do to prepare the November battlefield:
1. Introduce the Infrastructure Bill
2. Campaign directly to Blacks about jobs/opportunity
3. Campaign directly to Ohio, Iowa, Wisconsin, and Minnesota blue collar types

Basically campaign that an end to massive immigration means better jobs with higher pay for Americans. Hammer this over and over.

If he can move his numbers with Black Males up then Pubbies can win in November.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 22, 2018 03:59 PM (YV+SU)

249 Announcer: And to begin tonight's SOTU speech, President Richard Punch.

PRP-(Walks up to podium and sets a mayonnaise jar full of vinegar and two hard boiled eggs on lectern.)

Before I begin, Chuck, you can pick these up after my speech, I'll be in the coat room.

Posted by: President Richard Punch at January 22, 2018 03:59 PM (ymnmz)

250 He thought it might have derailed Trump with the evangelicals before he managed to get the Svengali like hold on them.

"Why don't evangelicals hate (person) because of (whatever)" has been a feature of progressives for years. It was pretty much the entire point of the Roy Moore campaign.

I saw a variant on Twitter recently where a feminist shrieked "Hey men, sexbots won't make you dinner or bear your children", and about 50,000 people all replied "Neither will feminists".

Posted by: Ian S. at January 22, 2018 03:59 PM (3J/LN)

251 Democrats lead cut in half?

I'll take it.

Better than the 93% chance that Hillary had to be president on November 7.

We had no chance on November 8 with those kinds of odds, you know.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 22, 2018 03:59 PM (UsCnO)

252
OT Sports Illustrated is adding big girls to the Swimsuit issue.



-

Hey, if I wanted to see hippos, I'd buy National Geographic.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 22, 2018 03:57 PM (+y/Ru)
OMG, I almost died laughing!!!!

Posted by: Peaches at January 22, 2018 03:59 PM (14URa)

253 Who wants to see pictures of women you can see at Walmart?

Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2018 03:59 PM (+lOpA)

254 DACA?

You might as well call it Caca. Ain't getting by us.

Posted by: House GOP at January 22, 2018 03:59 PM (7JbXq)

255 >> The got Mollie Hemingway looking hot

Indeed. I was noticing the other day and this morning how hot she was looking. Damn, I thought.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 04:00 PM (8O3HH)

256 "Fox really should start marketing it's own makeup brand. The got Mollie Hemingway looking hot
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic"


Even Marie Harf looks decent on Fox. Of course, they don't put her in the leg chair for obvious reasons.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 22, 2018 04:00 PM (OD2ni)

257
A SOTU union speech written by Steve Miller on speed. The Dems will be dropping in the aisles from coronaries.

Early prediction: 10 Special Elections in coming months.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 22, 2018 04:00 PM (2FqvZ)

258 235. * waves .45, one-handed, face and landscape desaturated, yells at Morgan Freeman *

'What's in the memo?'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 22, 2018 04:00 PM (fA1SL)

259 The Stormy thing, and what idiots and hypocrites evangelicals are for not getting all mad about it, and abandoning their support for Trump.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 03:57 PM (8O3HH)

Yeah, but they don't like Evangelicals anyway.
It's typical Beta male bullshit. They are mad that the cheerleader is going out with the big dumb jock even though they told her that she shouldn't trust him and that he'll surely cheat on her....

Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2018 04:00 PM (7uYFy)

260 Just sad that you can go from painted on swim suits and soft core pin ups to meaty models.

Screw you SI

Posted by: H Badger at January 22, 2018 04:00 PM (n/0Nw)

261
Was emailing with a friend (moron) the other day and he said, Trump
should start the SOTU with reading the memo. I would totally cream my
jeans if he did that.


Posted by: Peaches at January 22, 2018 03:58 PM (14URa)


Same here. And have anyone associated with the memo rounded up on the floor right then and there and hauled off in cuffs.


I'd faint, and I'm not a fainter.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 04:01 PM (ptqGC)

262 "What the heck got Gasbagarino's undies in a wad and made him a NeverTrumper?"
-Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 03:58 PM (ptqGC)

He's a Chamber of Commerce apoloigist.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 04:01 PM (Ckg4U)

263 Even Marie Harf looks decent on Fox. Of course, they don't put her in the leg chair for obvious reasons.
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 22, 2018 04:00 PM (OD2ni)

I doubt the Fox Makeup Wizards could do anything with Jen Psaki though....

Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2018 04:02 PM (7uYFy)

264 253
Who wants to see pictures of women you can see at Walmart?

Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2018 03:59 PM (+lOpA)
Plus, there's already a website for that. And it's spectacular.

Posted by: Peaches at January 22, 2018 04:02 PM (14URa)

265 230 I think Chuck Schmer did this to try and embarrass Donald on the 1 year anniversary of his inauguration.

Posted by: ALH at January 22, 2018 03:57 PM (7DwnJ)

Didn't Schumer learn anything from the primaries and what made Trump a force to be reckoned with:

He's a street fighter who absolutely cannot be shamed or embarrassed.

Posted by: WisRich at January 22, 2018 04:02 PM (G0vdT)

266 228 Kevin Williamson jumped the shark forever when he wrote that all of the poor Appalachian workers who can't find jobs now are drug addicted low lifes who deserved what happened to them. I've never been able to read his idiocy after that.
---------------------------
Yep, NAZIs have a way of putting people off.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 22, 2018 04:02 PM (YV+SU)

267 212
>> I think Jessica is as cute as a button.



She stirs my loins as well, but the voice just kills it. She'd need a ball gag.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 03:54 PM (8O3HH)

That's an extra hundred.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 22, 2018 04:03 PM (UsCnO)

268
"I don't know how you measure enthusiasm over the phone.


Posted by: jsg"

Let me demonstrate.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner, inmate #79112-054Federal Medical Center Devens at January 22, 2018 04:03 PM (MxEKc)

269 They went to work on Patty Ann Miller and really, really succeeded.

Posted by: JAS at January 22, 2018 04:03 PM (7JbXq)

270 >> feminist shrieked "Hey men, sexbots won't make
>> you dinner or bear your children",

You know, the feminists are really scared of the sexbots. And when you consider why, you realize something about what really makes them tick.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 04:03 PM (8O3HH)

271 I find any poll favoring Dems difficult to believe. The reason people voted for Trump was because of dissatisfaction with Democrat rule. If they obstruct him from getting as much done as they want, I doubt the reaction would be "I guess I'd better start voting for Democrats".

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 22, 2018 04:03 PM (/qEW2)

272 Gas-Bag-Rino has had his moth over the cock of Big Government since he appeared on Fox News.

If I ever see him, I'm going to fight him.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 04:03 PM (Ckg4U)

273 247
I told SI no fatties.


Posted by: Dr Spank at January 22, 2018 03:59 PM (4e+hS)

Then how are my cigars going to be rolled? Monica isn't returning my calls anymore.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 22, 2018 04:03 PM (jxbfJ)

274 if the dems agree to any kind of deal on DACA they lose the only thing they have to rile up their base in November so it's not going to happen.

They will walk away from any deal and use that to fund raise and hype up their base for November. they have nothing left except "Trump and the GOP are racist".

You heard it here first.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman

_________



Even though "dreamers" poll well, its sort of like some specific issue on gun control, like a national database.

Maybe it has high numbers on polling, but the people that really care about this big picture issue overwhelm the more obscure plank.


Posted by: Maritime at January 22, 2018 04:03 PM (lKmt3)

275 265
230 I think Chuck Schmer did this to try and embarrass Donald on the 1 year anniversary of his inauguration.



Posted by: ALH at January 22, 2018 03:57 PM (7DwnJ)



Didn't Schumer learn anything from the primaries and what made Trump a force to be reckoned with:



He's a street fighter who absolutely cannot be shamed or embarrassed.

Posted by: WisRich at January 22, 2018 04:02 PM (G0vdT)


Its a New York thing.

Posted by: President Richard Punch at January 22, 2018 04:03 PM (ymnmz)

276 'mouth', even.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 04:03 PM (Ckg4U)

277 "I doubt the Fox Makeup Wizards could do anything with Jen Psaki though....
Posted by: JoeF."


With Jen, they would just put her a low cut top so you stare at her big hooters intsead of her face.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 22, 2018 04:03 PM (OD2ni)

278 181
What does Schumer get from this DACA issue?



He thinks it is a guilt stick he can use to browbeat non-democrat voters and he can use it to keep democrat minions toeing the partyline.



Trump doesn't play that game.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 22, 2018 03:50 PM (GroCc)



Trump grabbed Schumer by the Pelosi.


Remember when it was racist to not support bipartisan immigration reform, Schumer?

http://www.breitbart.com/video/2018/01/15/ schumer-to-trump-you-can-begin-to-prove-youre-not-racist-or-bigoted-by- supporting-bipartisan-immigration-compromise/


Cram it in your cramhole.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 22, 2018 04:04 PM (Dp6qK)

279 Kevin Williamson jumped the shark forever when he wrote that all of the poor Appalachian workers who can't find jobs now are drug addicted low lifes who deserved what happened to them.

Hence "Kevin djugashWilliamson".

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 22, 2018 04:04 PM (6FqZa)

280 The Fox makeup magicians even make Julie Pace look passable. I honestly think some of these lefty women enjoy going on Fox for the makeovers.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 04:04 PM (ptqGC)

281 26,214.60 +142.88 (+0.55%)

Posted by: DJIA Death Watch at January 22, 2018 04:04 PM (QQ+il)

282 The market is booming, jobs are coming back, and vending machines are full.

#SOTU

Posted by: jsg at January 22, 2018 04:05 PM (gs8be)

283 10
Allahpundit was wishing the other day that the Stormy stuff had come out during the primary. Racking his brains as to why it didn't. He thought it might have derailed Trump with the evangelicals before he managed to get the Svengali like hold on them.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 03:25 PM (8O3HH)

So AP has the same view of evangelicals as monolithically pearl-clutching, fragile, easily-offended, easily-led and naive as the MFM. Good to know.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 04:05 PM (NWiLs)

284 >>>Posted by: Zombie Wilford

:::awkward silence:::
:::shuffles feet:::

Uh, he is still living...

:::looks away:::

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Huge Yakman Lookalike at January 22, 2018 04:05 PM (p9GKy)

285 >> That's an extra hundred.

How much for a three-way with Marie and Jessica Tarlov........Asking for myself.

And I'm not worried about Jen Pusaski's face. A little below that.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 04:06 PM (8O3HH)

286 Charles Johnson and Allahpundit are both atheists right? I hope that is not a common thread for these breakdowns because I really like a certain blogger that will remain nameless but has the initials aos. Is Rick Wilson an atheist?

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 22, 2018 04:06 PM (3QAtO)

287 I saw Cramhole open for Hole at the Convocation Center in ''94.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 04:06 PM (Ckg4U)

288
I'm sure that people -- after 10 months of seeing higher pay checks -- will feel kindly to people with no business being here competing to take their higher pay checks away from them.

Schumer Shutdown was failure theater. To get it out of the way. A half-hearted "We Tried" to the weirdest of their base.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 22, 2018 04:06 PM (2FqvZ)

289 feminist shrieked "Hey men, sexbots won't make you dinner or bear your children",

Pro-aborts aren't up for bearing our children either. As for trusting Medea with my meal . . .

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 22, 2018 04:06 PM (6FqZa)

290 Kamala Harris is all sorts of angry at Schumer.
*oh my, this is fun*

Posted by: IC at January 22, 2018 04:06 PM (a0IVu)

291 The Fox makeup magicians even make Julie Pace look passable. I honestly think some of these lefty women enjoy going on Fox for the makeovers.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 04:04 PM (ptqGC)

I actually had the same thought the other day when i saw Jessica Tarlov on FOX. She looked passable.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2018 04:07 PM (7uYFy)

292 282
The market is booming, jobs are coming back, and vending machines are full.



#SOTU

Posted by: jsg at January 22, 2018 04:05 PM (gs8be)
Companies are paying out bonusesCorporate money is coming back into the countryThe stock market is rockingBlack unemployment at historic lowsOverall, unemployment is way down#winning

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 22, 2018 04:07 PM (jxbfJ)

293 "228 Kevin Williamson jumped the shark forever when he wrote that all of the poor Appalachian workers who can't find jobs now are drug addicted low lifes who deserved what happened to them. I've never been able to read his idiocy after that."


I've said this before, but the point of that article was actually not bad, namely, that people should seek economic opportunities where they exist and not wait to be bailed out by the Government. However, Williamson was such a smug asshole in the article that the point was lost.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 22, 2018 04:07 PM (OD2ni)

294 Whoops... double-tapped my apostrophe.

You'll have that every so often.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 04:07 PM (Ckg4U)

295 Quality AllahPundit burn, Ace.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 22, 2018 04:07 PM (xJa6I)

296 260 Just sad that you can go from painted on swim suits and soft core pin ups to meaty models.

Screw you SI
Posted by: H Badger at January 22, 2018 04:00 PM (n/0Nw)

Fundamental transformation, man. Sad.

Posted by: josephistan at January 22, 2018 04:07 PM (7HtZB)

297 Kamala Harris is all sorts of angry at Schumer.
*oh my, this is fun*
Posted by: IC at January 22, 2018 04:06 PM (a0IVu)

Kamalafornia won't even be a factor in the next election.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2018 04:07 PM (7uYFy)

298 Fox really should start marketing it's own makeup brand. The got Mollie Hemingway looking hot

Two words: Trish Regan.

That is all.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 22, 2018 04:08 PM (tRaq7)

299 The got Mollie Hemingway looking hot

She was great in Star 80.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2018 04:08 PM (QQ+il)

300 Unless they are dealt a truly unfortunate hand, MOST young women are hot---for a time.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2018 03:31 PM (7uYFy)



Many years ago I worked with a young woman who was just, there's no nice way to say this, ugly. She had truly been dealt a very unfortunate hand by genetics. Bless her heart, she tried to make the most of what she had but she had nothing with which to work.

She was also one of the nicest, sweetest, most genuinely kind people you will ever meet in your life.

She married a guy who was also not, shall we say, overly blessed with an abundance of good looks. Shall we say. Some of the snotty pretty women at work made all kinds of nasty like appeals to like comments.

Here's the thing. What he was blessed with was a nigh to savant understanding of various and sundry forms of math, the practical applications thereof and how to manipulate odds. He used a small inheritance from a relative to begin day trading.

Yeah. Yeah, that ugly girl that all the hot girls in high school laughed at and the pretty girls at work mocked for marrying someone as ugly as her? Very happily married to a man who worships the ground she walks on and made a fortune so he could treat her as she should be treated and so that she could always have anything she wanted. That's not speculation, that's what he told me himself.

Sometimes, very, very rarely, but sometimes, the good person wins.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 22, 2018 04:08 PM (mf5HN)

301 Kamalafornication

Posted by: Willie Brown at January 22, 2018 04:08 PM (7uYFy)

302 feminist shrieked "Hey men, sexbots won't make you dinner or bear your children",


True. But you can shut their mouth off with the flip of a switch.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 22, 2018 04:08 PM (jxbfJ)

303 Posted by: Benji Carver at January 22, 2018 04:07 PM (OD2ni)

Yes it reminded me of some former posters here who I agreed with but were so condescending and adversarial expressing their viewpoint it was lost on most people.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 22, 2018 04:09 PM (3QAtO)

304 Jesse Kelly@JesseKellyDC
Does the GOP tax plan give Mitch McConnell an extra deduction for his ownership of Chuck Schumer?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 22, 2018 04:09 PM (+y/Ru)

305 297,
Kamalafornia won't even be a factor in the next election.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2018 04:07 PM (7uYFy)
Agreed. She just isn't very intelligent at all. With zero charisma. A younger version of Hillary, come to think about it.

Posted by: IC at January 22, 2018 04:09 PM (a0IVu)

306 Allahpundit was wishing the other day that the
Stormy stuff had come out during the primary.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 04:05 PM (NWiLs)
AP should go clean the cat box.

Posted by: Peaches at January 22, 2018 04:09 PM (14URa)

307 We need a musician 'ron to do a song mocking Joe Scarborough.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 04:09 PM (ptqGC)

308 272 Gas-Bag-Rino has had his moth over the cock of Big Government and Varney, and Cavuto since he appeared on Fox News.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 22, 2018 04:09 PM (r9UYA)

309 * vomits on self *

Posted by: Beel Kreestol at January 22, 2018 04:10 PM (32tyq)

310 Trish Regan? Former Miss New Hampshire? They really don't have to do much to make her look good.

Posted by: JAS at January 22, 2018 04:10 PM (7JbXq)

311 good question from previous thread:


If the memo is released , doesn't that eliminate the possibility of impaneling an impartial jury later?




Posted by: Lurk Ur at January 22, 2018 02:44 PM (tPiX0)

Posted by: ACME Batman-suit at January 22, 2018 04:10 PM (tbaaT)

312 300: now, that is justice. love it.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 22, 2018 04:10 PM (KP5rU)

313 "299 The got Mollie Hemingway looking hot

She was great in Star 80.
Posted by: Grump928(C)"


Heh. Eric Roberts was so damn good and creepy in that movie that I think it ruined his career since people just saw Paul Snider after that.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 22, 2018 04:10 PM (OD2ni)

314 Joy Reid@JoyAnnReid
There is nothing so predictable as media spin in favor of Republicans.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 22, 2018 04:10 PM (+y/Ru)

315 I've said this before, but the point of that article was actually not bad, namely, that people should seek economic opportunities where they exist and not wait to be bailed out by the Government. However, Williamson was such a smug asshole in the article that the point was lost.
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 22, 2018 04:07 PM


Yep. The words he used to make the point were insulting. He intended it to be insulting. He succeeded beyond his wildest expectations.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 22, 2018 04:10 PM (GroCc)

316 >>AP should go clean the cat box.

That's why he keeps Ed around.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 22, 2018 04:11 PM (r9UYA)

317 I've said this before, but the point of that article was actually not bad, namely, that people should seek economic opportunities where they exist and not wait to be bailed out by the Government.

I used to have a career that allowed me to work in any city I chose. I didn't make a fortune, but if I wanted to move to a new place, I could be there inside of a year.

Then BJ Cliton signed NAFTA and all that was gone. I got no bailout, no money for reeducation, not even a kiss from my own government that did that to me.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 22, 2018 04:11 PM (tRaq7)

318 Some local idiot was complaining that his company gave him a bonus after the tax reform bill went through.

"Big deal! It was only $500 and I spent it already!"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 04:11 PM (ptqGC)

319
Obama enacted the highest tax increase in history. Mid-term result? Advantage Republicans. Hugely.

Trump by both killing the individual mandate and enacting the tax cut has achieved the largest tax cut in history.

Anyone who thinks this is an advantage for the 'party out of power' has a hellacious airplane-glue sniffing habit.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 22, 2018 04:11 PM (2FqvZ)

320 osted by: Dandy Randy Longtree at January 22, 2018 03:26 PM (GroCc)

Yep.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2018 04:11 PM (8+Ozj)

321 241
I've seen some cock-clappers in my day. Charlie Gasparino and Allahpundit have uvulas that scream "cock-clapper".

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 03:57 PM (Ckg4U)

What the heck got Gasbagarino's undies in a wad and made him a NeverTrumper?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 03:58 PM (ptqGC)


Gasparino is an insufferable prick...pardon my French.
He was horrible during the primaries and all of the debates (doing coverage)...and he's only gotten worse.

Posted by: Tami at January 22, 2018 04:11 PM (Enq6K)

322 Travel q
I just realized we are gonna get ravaged by roaming charges on our trip next month
Should we just get prepaid sim cards at the country on arriving?
Our phones are unlocked so it should be ok, right?

Posted by: Votermom's phone at January 22, 2018 04:11 PM (v2HEy)

323 good question from previous thread:



If the memo is released , doesn't that eliminate the possibility of impaneling an impartial jury later?

Posted by: Lurk Ur at January 22, 2018 02:44 PM (tPiX0)
Posted by: ACME Batman-suit at January 22, 2018 04:10 PM (tbaaT)

Very little, if any, of this stuff will be adjudicated. I honestly think the best thing we can do is shame them, hard and continuously. But, hey, what do I know?

Posted by: Peaches at January 22, 2018 04:11 PM (14URa)

324 How about this as a National Republican Campaign:

Are you better off now than you were in 2016?

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 22, 2018 04:12 PM (YV+SU)

325 Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 22, 2018 04:08 PM (mf5HN)

I am reading and hearing Paul Harvey tell the rest of the story.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 22, 2018 04:12 PM (3QAtO)

326 307: jane, killer joe does a great job of mocking himself. he's like a loose stool.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 22, 2018 04:12 PM (KP5rU)

327 ..."Sometimes, very, very rarely, but sometimes, the good person wins."
-Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 22, 2018 04:08 PM (mf5HN)

#Fuck Yeah.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 04:12 PM (Ckg4U)

328 Two words: Trish Regan.

That is all.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 22, 2018 04:08 PM (tRaq7)

Yes, but Trish was always hot. Wasn't she Miss New Hampshire or something? She looks good with little make-up. The Fox Wizards didn't even break a sweat working on her....

Posted by: Willie Brown at January 22, 2018 04:12 PM (7uYFy)

329 There are too many fuzzy idiots in this country that are suckered by the "Dreamer" sob story.
I don't care if the kids are innocent. To legalize them is to reward their PARENTS, the law-breakers.

To most parents, a benefit to their children is as great or even greater than a benefit to themselves. Why should these trespassers get the same benefits to children that LEGAL immigrants get?
Talk about "unfair."

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 22, 2018 04:12 PM (0jtPF)

330 The Left is complaining that Trump is supposed to be the king of "Are of the Deal" and why isn't he making deals. Schumer complaining that negotiating with Trump is like negotiating with jello.

Lefty translation: "Why isn't he capitulating!"

This is the Art of the Deal in action. It a process, usually a long one, where Trump just wears the other side down. He kicks, swears, screams, and cajoles until he gets what he wants.

Posted by: WisRich at January 22, 2018 04:12 PM (G0vdT)

331 "Yes it reminded me of some former posters here who I agreed with but were so condescending and adversarial expressing their viewpoint it was lost on most people.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol"


Would that be a very wealthy person (claimed anyway) whose named rhymed with poo poo?

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 22, 2018 04:12 PM (OD2ni)

332
322 Travel q
I just realized we are gonna get ravaged by roaming charges on our trip next month
Should we just get prepaid sim cards at the country on arriving?
Our phones are unlocked so it should be ok, right?
--------------------
Yes. Somehow the family racked up a $650 bill in Jamaica.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 22, 2018 04:12 PM (YV+SU)

333 Kamala Harris is all sorts of angry at Schumer.
*oh my, this is fun*


Posted by: IC at January 22, 2018 04:06 PM (a0IVu)
............

He better watch out, she's a biter.

Posted by: wth at January 22, 2018 04:13 PM (HgMAr)

334 Who remembers when Chuck Schumer shivved Tom Cotton sometime early last year?

I said at the time that Schumer was as nasty as Reid but not nearly as competent.

I'd say that that reading hold true today.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 22, 2018 04:13 PM (ELUpj)

335 Sidebar

Bafley Manning, please try to run for office as a Dem while confined at Leavenworth.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 22, 2018 04:13 PM (Xq/2B)

336 Ha, I thought the shutdown might last thru this week, at most. My (obvious) call that this was a sure loser was a misunderestimate.


Dems are very boxed in. Their "big" issues have little support, Trump and GOP the opposite.


If Dems keep amnesty and opposition to border security/immigration reform front and center ..... we really looking at potential historic in-power party mid-term gains.

Posted by: Rhomboid at January 22, 2018 04:13 PM (h3yxu)

337 "Hey men, sexbots won't make you dinner "

Really? Cause I saw a recent vid of a bot serving ice cream and another making burgers...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 22, 2018 04:13 PM (7LY+6)

338 307: jane, killer joe does a great job of mocking himself. he's like a loose stool.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 22, 2018 04:12 PM (KP5rU)


Yeah, there's that. He gets weirder and weirder looking.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 04:13 PM (ptqGC)

339
Gasparino stricks me as an old school union democrat

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 22, 2018 04:13 PM (lKyWE)

340 >> feminist shrieked "Hey men, sexbots won't make
>> you dinner or bear your children",

You know, the feminists are really scared of the sexbots. And when you consider why, you realize something about what really makes them tick.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 04:03 PM (8O3HH)


========

The solution is simple. Prevent men from getting into STEM programs. Then they will eventually lose the capacity to construct sexbots, and will dependent upon feminists to do so. And the feminists will only manufacture ones that look like Lena Dunham.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 22, 2018 04:13 PM (/qEW2)

341 Every single repub will accused of being a child molester. Every single conservative blogger will abandon them.

The fix is in. Just ask Roy Moore.

Posted by: chicken al fredo al tysonski at January 22, 2018 04:13 PM (Fikbq)

342 >> Very happily married to a man who worships the ground she walks on and made a fortune so he could treat her as she should be treated

------------------------

That's so sweet. I'm getting something in my eye, dammit.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 04:14 PM (8O3HH)

343 #322 Should we just get prepaid sim cards at the country on arriving?
Our phones are unlocked so it should be ok, right?

Good plan, and if your phone is unlocked it should be no problem.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 22, 2018 04:14 PM (ul9CR)

344 307
We need a musician 'ron to do a song mocking Joe Scarborough.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 04:09 PM (ptqGC)

Maybe a tape of farting noises?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 22, 2018 04:14 PM (UsCnO)

345 Heh. Eric Roberts was so damn good and creepy in that movie that I think it ruined his career since people just saw Paul Snider after that.
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 22, 2018 04:10 PM (OD2ni)

I agree. He was TOO good in that movie.

Posted by: Willie Brown at January 22, 2018 04:14 PM (7uYFy)

346 Whoops... double-tapped my apostrophe.





Kinky man. Kinky.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2018 04:14 PM (4dbPD)

347 And the feminists will only manufacture ones that look like Lena Dunham.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 22, 2018 04:13 PM (/qEW2)


THE PERFECT CRIME

Posted by: hogmartin, who likes saying 'the perfect crime' at January 22, 2018 04:15 PM (y87Qq)

348 Sometimes, very, very rarely, but sometimes, the good person wins.



Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 22, 2018 04:08 PM (mf5HN)



You should write children's books.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 22, 2018 04:15 PM (Dp6qK)

349 I also came here from Tepid Air, Lily. Best thing I ever did and, man, when you're home, there's a really good snuggly feeling to it, isn't there?
Posted by: Peaches at January 22, 2018 03:54 PM (14URa)

Yep. Nothing like a den of Ewoks to make you feel all warm and snuggly.

People mention how bad it was here during the election but it was worse elsewhere.

Posted by: Lily(former Bronco Superfan) now of AoSHQ assassin in the night at January 22, 2018 04:15 PM (VLw7y)

350 Heh. Eric Roberts was so damn good and creepy in that movie that I think it ruined his career since people just saw Paul Snider after that.


That is a fair point. (I saw him on Broadway in Burn This, he was amazing. He took over the role from Malkovich, which I think is what made Malkovich, but I never saw him).

The probelm with Mariel in Star 80 is that she got tit implants for the role.

Mariel Hemingway in Personal Best was flat chested track star playing flat chested track star and that hit me really way down in the id.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 22, 2018 04:15 PM (fuK7c)

351 322 Travel q
I just realized we are gonna get ravaged by roaming charges on our trip next month
Should we just get prepaid sim cards at the country on arriving?
Our phones are unlocked so it should be ok, right?
Posted by: Votermom's phone at January 22, 2018 04:11 PM (v2HEy)

AT&T has an international option, if you use them. It's like $10 a day or something, so it's not exactly cheap, but could be worth it if you don't want the hastle. It worked pretty well with my wife and I when we were in Italy in the fall, and we didn't really need more than one phone that could make calls at a time. Wifi still works so you can do something like whattsapp for text messaging.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 22, 2018 04:15 PM (KUaJL)

352 "Hey men, sexbots won't make you dinner "

Really? Cause I saw a recent vid of a bot serving ice cream and another making burgers...
Posted by: Anon a mouse



Without the whining and caterwauling.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2018 04:15 PM (4dbPD)

353 I've said this before, but the point of that article was actually not bad, namely, that people should seek economic opportunities where they exist and not wait to be bailed out by the Government. However, Williamson was such a smug asshole in the article that the point was lost.
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 22, 2018 04:07 PM (OD2ni)


That Williamson article may be the Platonic Ideal of it's not always what you say, it's how you say it.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 22, 2018 04:16 PM (mf5HN)

354 We need a musician 'ron to do a song mocking Joe Scarborough.

-
I wrote a folk song:

Hey, Mr. Tambourine Man
Kick that Joe guy's ass
Whatever comes to pass
Just kick that Joe guy's ass
Whether first or last
Just kick that Joe guy's ass
After Temple or after Mass
Just kick that Joe guy's ass
You can smoke a little grass
Just kick Joe guy's ass
Until he shuts the fvck up.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 22, 2018 04:16 PM (+y/Ru)

355 prepaid sim cards at the country on arriving? "

You can pay in advance for some carriers...30 bucks covered most of two weeks in the DR...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 22, 2018 04:16 PM (7LY+6)

356 OT Sports Illustrated is adding big girls to the Swimsuit issue.



-

Hey, if I wanted to see hippos, I'd buy National Geographic.

============
call me when they include goats

Posted by: mo ham head at January 22, 2018 04:16 PM (jR7/O)

357 302
feminist shrieked "Hey men, sexbots won't make you dinner or bear your children",

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 22, 2018 04:08 PM (jxbfJ)



Software upgrade.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 22, 2018 04:16 PM (Dp6qK)

358 Every single repub will accused of being a child molester. Every single conservative blogger will abandon them.

The fix is in. Just ask Roy Moore.
Posted by: chicken al fredo al tysonski at January 22, 2018 04:13 PM (Fikb

A tactic that works will be used until it no longer does.
A few tiimes more if you're the GOP

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 22, 2018 04:16 PM (z79tQ)

359 The probelm with Mariel in Star 80 is that she got tit implants for the role.

Mariel Hemingway in Personal Best was flat chested track star playing flat chested track star and that hit me really way down in the id.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 22, 2018 04:15 PM (fuK7c)

And she looked nothing like Dorothy Stratton who really was gorgeous and exuded innocence.

Posted by: Willie Brown at January 22, 2018 04:17 PM (7uYFy)

360 Gasparino reminds me of my Dad's Democrat buddies.

Union apologist assholes.

Show up on a Harley and explain to me why General Electric was Yuuuuge because 2+2 equals seven.

Know-Nothing, Good-for-Nothing assholes.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 04:17 PM (Ckg4U)

361 #322 Should we just get prepaid sim cards at the country on arriving?
Our phones are unlocked so it should be ok, right?

When I went to Canada a few years back, we just used the Hangouts app for the phone and wifi. Turn your network off entirely and make the calls thru wifi

Posted by: Bruce at January 22, 2018 04:17 PM (8ikIW)

362
People mention how bad it was here during the election but it was worse elsewhere.

Posted by: Lily(former Bronco Superfan) now of AoSHQ assassin in the night at January 22, 2018 04:15 PM (VLw7y)
I had to step out during the lead up to the election. Not here to fight or flame. Took ace a really long time to come around.

Posted by: Peaches at January 22, 2018 04:17 PM (14URa)

363 Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 22, 2018 04:08 PM (mf5HN)

Nice story. Thanks for ushering it. I don't really understand the cattiness of women who mock others for their looks. Lord knows I can be sarcastic, but it's in relation to other things.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2018 04:17 PM (8+Ozj)

364 Another Poll Shows Democrats' Lead in Congressional Generic Ballot Falling By Half

This cannot stand! How is conservatism expected to survive this way? Vote Democrat.

Posted by: NeverTrumpers at January 22, 2018 04:17 PM (H8S+R)

365 The solution is simple. Prevent men from getting into STEM programs. Then they will eventually lose the capacity to construct sexbots, and will dependent upon feminists to do so. And the feminists will only manufacture ones that look like Lena Dunham.


They'll need to stop bitching and take off those stupid vagina costumes and hats in order to do that.

Posted by: Roy at January 22, 2018 04:17 PM (7n4KQ)

366 Had a squirrel caught in outbuilding downspout, had to take it totally apart to get it out. But after doing that he climbed the fence, looked at me and ran away.

Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2018 04:18 PM (aC6Sd)

367 300---Sometimes, very, very rarely, but sometimes, the good person wins.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 22, 2018 04:08 PM (mf5HN)
-----------------------------
Lovely story. Makes my day.
Yes, sometimes --- not often, but sometimes --- there is justice in this world. And when it happens, it is very sweet.

(Did you know that Hillary will never be President of the United States?)

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 22, 2018 04:18 PM (0jtPF)

368 365 The solution is simple. Prevent men from getting into STEM programs. Then they will eventually lose the capacity to construct sexbots, and will dependent upon feminists to do so. And the feminists will only manufacture ones that look like Lena Dunham.

Posted by: Roy at January 22, 2018 04:17 PM (7n4KQ)

And so the human race becomes extinct.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 22, 2018 04:18 PM (72PAC)

369 Eric Roberts was very good in that Doctor Who movie when he becomes the Master, the Doctor's arch nemesis. This movie predates Moffat making the villain almost pitiable before turning him into Missy.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 22, 2018 04:18 PM (Xq/2B)

370 Eric Roberts is another guy that used to come into my club. Not unfriendly but guarded.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 22, 2018 04:19 PM (3QAtO)

371 feminist shrieked "Hey men, sexbots won't make you dinner or bear your children",
..............

But you can tolerate them in the passenger seat while driving in the carpool lane, if you turn off the voice function.

Posted by: wth at January 22, 2018 04:19 PM (HgMAr)

372 Had a squirrel caught in outbuilding downspout, had to take it totally apart to get it out. But after doing that he climbed the fence, looked at me and ran away.
Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2018 04:18 PM (aC6Sd)


I've never been able to get the squirrel back together without leaving parts on the bench.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 22, 2018 04:19 PM (y87Qq)

373 You know why they make sex-bots feet so small?

So they can stand closer to the stove.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 22, 2018 04:20 PM (3BFzK)

374 And I have to say, Eric Roberts too good of an actor to have to be in the movie, Human Centipede 3. WTF?

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 22, 2018 04:21 PM (3QAtO)

375 "The probelm with Mariel in Star 80 is that she got tit implants for the role.

Mariel Hemingway in Personal Best was flat chested track star playing flat chested track star and that hit me really way down in the id.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 22, 2018 04:15 PM (fuK7c)"


I recall my house getting a Showtime Free Preview when I was about 13 (mid 80's0 and being greeted with Mariel's huge implants in The Mean Season.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 22, 2018 04:21 PM (OD2ni)

376 Adulthood now begins at 24

https://tinyurl.com/ydbvktdz

Posted by: jsg at January 22, 2018 04:22 PM (gs8be)

377 Oh Empress, playing a simple MMORPG loosely based off Record of Lodoss Wars. Someone in programming has a sense of humor since there is a squirrel running around on a map, there is no way I am attacking it for fear it will be Mappy and eat my lunch. Luckily so far no killer rabbits spied.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 22, 2018 04:22 PM (Xq/2B)

378 145 As a practicing Christian, I did not elect Trump to be the Pastor of our Church.....I voted for him be the agent of change in this nest of vipers known as our Federal Government.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 22, 2018 03:45 PM (EyPfd)

Unfortunately, I voted for my pastor to be the agent of change in this nest of vipers known as our Federal Government.

So far, I'm very disappointed in him.

Posted by: Captain Oblivious at January 22, 2018 04:22 PM (Astxw)

379
Had a squirrel caught in outbuilding downspout, had to take it totally apart to get it out. But after doing that he climbed the fence, looked at me and ran away. Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2018 04:18 PM (aC6Sd)
I've never been able to get the squirrel back together without leaving parts on

the bench.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 22, 2018 04:19 PM (y87Qq)


Those are just extra nuts

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 22, 2018 04:22 PM (lKyWE)

380 Well not the squirrel, the downspout, little bastard could have thanked me. No idea how long he was stuck in there, maybe a hour or all day.

Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2018 04:22 PM (aC6Sd)

381 feminist shrieked "Hey men, sexbots won't make you dinner or bear your children",
...........

No burnt toast and ankle biters? OMG

Posted by: wth at January 22, 2018 04:22 PM (HgMAr)

382 I've never been able to get the squirrel back together without leaving parts on the bench.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 22, 2018 04:19 PM (y87Qq)

Posted by: Peaches at January 22, 2018 04:22 PM (14URa)

383 I want to punch Eric Roberts.

I hate his face.

I apologize to all his fans.

/Beer

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 04:22 PM (Ckg4U)

384 331---Would that be a very wealthy person (claimed anyway) whose named rhymed with poo poo?
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 22, 2018 04:12 PM (OD2ni)
---------------------------
Well, I always enjoyed that guy because his condescension was so over-the-top that it was hilarious.
And no amount of criticism could budge him from it.

But he also had a thick skin so we could laugh at him to his face and he didn't get all butthurt.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 22, 2018 04:23 PM (0jtPF)

385 374 And I have to say, Eric Roberts too good of an actor to have to be in the movie, Human Centipede 3. WTF?
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 22, 2018 04:21 PM (3QAtO)


It's called "a paycheck."

As even the great Peter Ustinov once lamented, "The only reason I did an American Express commercial was so that I could pay my American Express bill."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 04:23 PM (mbhDw)

386
Sports Illustrated is adding big girls to the Swimsuit issue.

Like the ones in the Marie Claire plus size TV ad?

Posted by: Alley Oop at January 22, 2018 04:24 PM (IqV8l)

387 I thought the Stormy Daniels thing was just-odd, he's kissing her and talking about how much he hates sharks?!. Boy, that' some knock your socks off kind of steamy expose. So, who was paying a big $20.00 cover charge to see her in Greenville? Did she strip there and were the people there people who hated Donald Trump and who enjoyed strip shows or bothy. The paper reported "My wife even enjoyed the show.' You couldn't think of someplace to take your wife?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2018 04:24 PM (8+Ozj)

388 376 Adulthood now begins at 24

https://tinyurl.com/ydbvktdz
Posted by: jsg at January 22, 2018 04:22 PM (gs8be)


"Pfft! 26!

- - Obamacare, what there is of it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 04:25 PM (mbhDw)

389 Rut-roh.

Malia Obama is dating the white, BRITISH son of a wealthy banker.

We all know how her daddy "loves" the Brits, and white people in general.

https://tinyurl.com/y982t5f3

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 04:25 PM (ptqGC)

390 Gotta admit, I was having trouble understanding why the GOP was in such trouble. Losing a few seats would not be terribly surprising - even with a booming economy - but not the bloodbath being predicted. Some of the retirements are concerning because they typically signal a wave coming - but maybe this time it signals something else. Of course, some areas may be getting more blue while others are getting more red - or Trump red.

Posted by: SH at January 22, 2018 04:25 PM (sX1BW)

391 allahpundit has been obsessed with russian bots for a while. he blocked me on twitter because he concluded that i was a russian bot though maybe 5% of my tweets had anything to do with russia.

despite his obvious flaws i think he is a wonderful writer who is very funny and can be astute when it comes to voters' psychology.

Posted by: kata at January 22, 2018 04:25 PM (Qsmyf)

392 It was testing before the election, quite a few are hors de combat fromthat time.

Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2018 04:25 PM (aC6Sd)

393 I suspect the mid-terms will be decided by what the GOP does on immigration.

Stand Firm ... and the GOPe wins. Compromise more than the smallest of fractions ... they lose.

I'm sensing compromise.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 22, 2018 04:26 PM (Oz2Jh)

394 And the feminists will only manufacture ones that look like Lena Dunham.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 22, 2018 04:13 PM


What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Cora Segal at January 22, 2018 04:26 PM (ctuyM)

395
Adulthood now begins at 24


I'm good with that if they raise the voting age to 24

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 22, 2018 04:26 PM (lKyWE)

396 I take my dogs for a walk and come back to 400 comments.
On a throw away thread. I'm among the idle rich

Posted by: sofa saver at January 22, 2018 04:26 PM (4u7kU)

397 372 Had a squirrel caught in outbuilding downspout, had to take it totally apart to get it out. But after doing that he climbed the fence, looked at me and ran away.
Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2018 04:18 PM (aC6Sd)

I've never been able to get the squirrel back together without leaving parts on the bench."

I had a squirrel caught in a kitchen vent pipe once, but I wasn't able to get to him (well, I didn't realize he was there) until after he'd been dead for a couple of weeks.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2018 04:26 PM (k1TUh)

398 389 Rut-roh.

Malia Obama is dating the white, BRITISH son of a wealthy banker.

We all know how her daddy "loves" the Brits, and white people in general.

https://tinyurl.com/y982t5f3
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 04:25 PM (ptqGC)



HA HA HA! I hope he gives Barry a bust of Churchill and an i-Pod with all Churchill's speeches.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 04:27 PM (mbhDw)

399 Sports Illustrated, what no trans genders? H8ers

Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2018 04:27 PM (aC6Sd)

400 Well not the squirrel, the downspout, little bastard could have thanked me. No idea how long he was stuck in there, maybe a hour or all day.
Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2018 04:22 PM (aC6Sd)

Hey, I saw that cute video last week about the baby squirrel being gently released from captivity before being mauled by that tabby. I got outta there fast.

Posted by: Squirrel in downspout at January 22, 2018 04:27 PM (suO/a)

401 Hillary up by 10 in Florida!


Guys, really. Polls?

Stop it. Get some help.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at January 22, 2018 04:27 PM (oyCqX)

402
Stormy's gonna be hot on the strip circuit for a while, now. A in-demand A-lister "actress" can pull in some serious dough doing this. They get paid a big fee, a YUGE gap between them and the other girls.

That's what the $20 cover charge is for.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 04:27 PM (8O3HH)

403 And maybe we'll do in a squirrel, or two -

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 22, 2018 04:27 PM (6FqZa)

404 Jane, guess Malia is rebelling against her parents.

Guess Who's Coming to Dinner reboot with Gaylord in the Spencer Tracey role.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 22, 2018 04:27 PM (Xq/2B)

405 What am I, chopped liver?
Posted by: Cora Segal at January 22, 2018 04:26 PM (ctuyM)

I was hot back in the day.

Posted by: RBG at January 22, 2018 04:27 PM (gs8be)

406 389
Rut-roh.

Malia Obama is dating the white, BRITISH son of a wealthy banker.

We all know how her daddy "loves" the Brits, and white people in general.

https://tinyurl.com/y982t5f3

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 04:25 PM (ptqGC)



Who's your white patriarch?! Who's your white patriarch?!

Posted by: Rory Farquharson at January 22, 2018 04:28 PM (Dp6qK)

407

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 22, 2018 04:29 PM (6FqZa)

408 Get your prayer requests in before Gorilla Pundit's thread tomorrow.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 04:30 PM (Ckg4U)

409 Grand jury operation not affected by info being in the news. Nor trial jury. Concern has been about investigation tactics being compromised by disclosures - I don't see that as plausible or important for most of this, but whatever.


Wouldn't be so sure the Mega-Scandal will not see prosecutions.


U-1, Espionage Act/obstruction of justice, and the outlandish behavior of DOJ/FBI, odds are good of prosecutions.

Posted by: Rhomboid at January 22, 2018 04:30 PM (h3yxu)

410 391 allahpundit has been obsessed with russian bots for a while. he blocked me on twitter because he concluded that i was a russian bot though maybe 5% of my tweets had anything to do with russia.

despite his obvious flaws i think he is a wonderful writer who is very funny and can be astute when it comes to voters' psychology.

Posted by: kata at January 22, 2018 04:25 PM (Qsmyf)

Was funny. His first blog "Allah is in the House" was one of the funniest blogs ever. But he had to tone it down once he joined Hot Air, although I noticed a long time ago he had a propensity for trolling his religious readers. If he's seeing Russian bots everywhere now, well that's just another sign of decline.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 22, 2018 04:30 PM (ZM2xo)

411 Adulthood now begins at 24


I'm good with that if they raise the voting age to 24
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic



Adulthood begins when you get off mummy & da da's health
insurance.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2018 04:30 PM (4dbPD)

412 I always get prayer requests after the darned thread.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 04:30 PM (Ckg4U)

413 Posted by: Rory Farquharson at January 22, 2018 04:28 PM (Dp6qK)

Krazee Eyez Killa was a funny Curb Your Enthusiasm episode.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 22, 2018 04:31 PM (3QAtO)

414 HA HA HA! I hope he gives Barry a bust of Churchill and an i-Pod with all Churchill's speeches.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 04:27 PM (mbhDw)


In the article, Barry smugly sez he doesn't worry about who Malia and Sasha date because "there's only so much they can do" [Secret Service babysitters].

And Rory is a golfer! So he and Barry can hit the links together! (I'll bet he can outplay Choom Boy.)

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 04:31 PM (ptqGC)

415 If he's seeing Russian bots everywhere now, well that's just another sign of decline.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at J

Hot Air goes full Little Green Footballs in 5...4....4....

Posted by: Agent Cooper at January 22, 2018 04:31 PM (oyCqX)

416 408 Get your prayer requests in before Gorilla Pundit's thread tomorrow.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 04:30 PM (Ckg4U)
---
Slap, I want to win the PowerBall so I can finally have my skull-shaped island redoubt (with sub base) somewhere in the South China Sea.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 22, 2018 04:32 PM (qJtVm)

417 https://legalinsurrection.com/2018/01/newsweeks-sad-fall-from-grace/#more-240093
Weasel made cover of Newsweek

Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2018 04:32 PM (aC6Sd)

418 Eris, South China Sea?

Far too close to the PRC I think. Perhaps closer to Bali?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 22, 2018 04:32 PM (Xq/2B)

419 "Slap, I want to win the PowerBall so I can finally have my skull-shaped island redoubt (with sub base) somewhere in the South China Sea."
-Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 22, 2018 04:32 PM (qJtVm)

I don't believe God should be involved in our South China Sea plans.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 04:33 PM (Ckg4U)

420 389
....Malia Obama is dating the white, BRITISH son of a wealthy banker....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 04:25 PM (ptqGC)
------------------------
He looks pretty.

Seriously, could that girl please lengthen her hemline just a couple of inches? I'm all for showing off long lean legs when you've got 'em, but her skirts barely cover her hoohah.

Ah well.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 22, 2018 04:33 PM (0jtPF)

421 In the article, Barry smugly sez he doesn't worry about who Malia and Sasha date because "there's only so much they can do"



Define "worry". What's that take?

Because if she can suck a bong, she can suck a d...
Guess that doesn't rise to the level of worry since like father like daughter.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2018 04:33 PM (4dbPD)

422 And maybe we'll do in a squirrel, or two -
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 22, 2018 04:27 PM (6FqZa)


* golf clap *

Posted by: hogmartin at January 22, 2018 04:33 PM (y87Qq)

423 I know what I want, Anna!

Get to praying, Horde. There's jobs for everyone if this pans out.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 22, 2018 04:34 PM (qJtVm)

424 skittle shitting unicorns!
Posted by: rickb223
-----------

Man, that skittle must have some painful hemorrhoids.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 22, 2018 04:34 PM (dzxr0)

425 The problem with Guess Who's Coming to Dinner? is that they make the Sidney Poitier character perfect.There is literally nothing about him that can be objected to but his skin color.

Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2018 04:34 PM (LiyEm)

426 Eris, I won $4 on the Powerball will that help any?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 22, 2018 04:35 PM (Xq/2B)

427 I don't believe God should be involved in our South China Sea plans.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 04:33 PM (Ckg4U)
---
Who are you to assume what God wants, sir!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 22, 2018 04:35 PM (qJtVm)

428 Really? Why would anyone subject themselves to being called a racist, sexist, homophobe, transphobe, et al., by telling the truth during polling? Trump got elected with a 2% chance of winning based on polling. How'd that work out?

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at January 22, 2018 04:35 PM (rdl6o)

429 Seriously, could that girl please lengthen her
hemline just a couple of inches? I'm all for showing off long lean legs
when you've got 'em, but her skirts barely cover her hoohah.



Ah well.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 22, 2018 04:33 PM (0jtPF)
Considering her genetic makeup, she has only a small window to be considered even marginally attractive. That said, regardless of my abject loathing of this entire family, they should leave the kids alone.

Posted by: Peaches at January 22, 2018 04:35 PM (14URa)

430 >> Guess that doesn't rise to the level of worry since
>> like father like daughter.

He could probably teach her some tricks.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 04:35 PM (8O3HH)

431 Malia's boyfriend also smokes cigs, something else he and Barry have in common.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 04:35 PM (ptqGC)

432

I am frankly stunned by how well the Trump presidency is working out

I keep waiting for the shoe to drop


Posted by: ThunderB at January 22, 2018 04:35 PM (iSbMU)

433 >>>>Adulthood now begins at 24





I'm good with that if they raise the voting age to 24
.
.
.and the drinking age, the age to get a drivers license, marriage license, etc.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 22, 2018 04:35 PM (+Dllb)

434 hash test

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 22, 2018 04:36 PM (gwPgz)

435 Get your prayer requests in before Gorilla Pundit's thread tomorrow.


I would like a Mercedes S class , an FN SCAR, a spy submarine, a secret underwater hide-out, one million dollars tax free, my own island , and a pony. And a Diet Coke.

To go.

Amen.

Posted by: ACME Batman-suit at January 22, 2018 04:36 PM (tbaaT)

436 *waves hand expansively*

No, Anna, thank you, but you need to reinvest that in PowerBall tickets.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 22, 2018 04:36 PM (qJtVm)

437 "Who are you to assume what God wants, sir!"
-Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 22, 2018 04:35 PM (qJtVm)

I'm just a guy with a keyboard. But I'm also responsible for the AoSHQ Prayer List.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 04:36 PM (Ckg4U)

438 >>>>> If he's seeing Russian bots everywhere now, well that's just another sign of decline.



Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at J

Hot Air goes full Little Green Footballs in 5...4....4....
.
.
.
.Never go full charles johnson.....never.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 22, 2018 04:36 PM (+Dllb)

439 I am frankly stunned by how well the Trump presidency is working out

I keep waiting for the shoe to drop

------------

Biggest disappointment is that the government was only shutdown for a long weekend.

Posted by: SH at January 22, 2018 04:36 PM (sX1BW)

440 434 hash test
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 22, 2018 04:36 PM (gwPgz)M

Were you the artist on todays art thread?

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 22, 2018 04:36 PM (3QAtO)

441
hash test

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 22, 2018 04:36 PM (gwPgz)


Welcome back. You've been in my prayers. {{{hug}}}

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 04:36 PM (ptqGC)

442 Is it Sasha or Malaria that is dating an evil white man?

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 22, 2018 04:37 PM (gnSkR)

443 I keep waiting for the shoe to drop
Posted by: ThunderB at January 22, 2018 04:35 PM (iSbMU)


https://tinyurl.com/ycqgmvaz

Posted by: hogmartin at January 22, 2018 04:37 PM (y87Qq)

444 "219 I'm only gonna say this once. There is NO blue wave coming. I know this in the marrow of my bones, just like I knew, the day he stepped off the escalator and declared, that Trump would be our next President. You can check back with me in November if you doubt this.

I concur, Peaches.

Sometimes you just know something without knowing how you know it.

And watching that something be correct (and seeing that something actually happen) is an awesome feeling.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 22, 2018 03:55 PM (tRaq7)"



I'm right wit' youse.
We're looking at a Red Wave, imho.
All polling is just gaslighting these days.
Lies designed to sap morale.

Nine more months of this and D's will be out on the streets panhandling for their campaigns.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at January 22, 2018 04:37 PM (oVWx5)

445 434
hash test

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 22, 2018 04:36 PM (gwPgz)
Dude . . . balm for the soul to see you back here. xoxo

Posted by: Peaches at January 22, 2018 04:37 PM (14URa)

446 Hrothgar!!!!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 22, 2018 04:37 PM (qJtVm)

447 This feeling of........sort of.......perhaps a wee bit of....optimism

Posted by: ThunderB at January 22, 2018 04:37 PM (iSbMU)

448 >>>>Adulthood now begins at 24





I'm good with that if they raise the voting age to 24
.
.
.and the drinking age, the age to get a drivers license, marriage license, etc.

----------

I'd add that if you are still on parents health insurance then you cannot enter into a student loan contract.

Posted by: SH at January 22, 2018 04:37 PM (sX1BW)

449 >> something else he and Barry have in common.

Maybe he's cock curious too, and that's a third thing
he has in common with Barky.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 04:37 PM (8O3HH)

450 Oh Empress, playing a simple MMORPG loosely based
off Record of Lodoss Wars. Someone in programming has a sense of humor
since there is a squirrel running around on a map, there is no way I am
attacking it for fear it will be Mappy and eat my lunch. Luckily so far
no killer rabbits spied.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 22, 2018 04:22 PM


It might be good to remember #8 of the Top Ten Torments in Dog-Hell, as listed in the sidebar:

8. Five Words: Giant Fire-Breathing Demonic Squirrels

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 22, 2018 04:37 PM (ctuyM)

451 This is hilarious-

https://pjmedia.com/trending/wow-trump-campaign-releases-ad-saying-dems-complicit-murders-illegals/


The GOPe weenie who wrote the article finds the ad distasteful. Not his sort of thing at all, dear boy.

Meh. It's the same thing the Dims have been doing to the Republicans for decades.

Only ad this has the benefit of being true.


Not tired of winning yet.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 22, 2018 04:37 PM (E3rQ4)

452 hash test
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 22, 2018 04:36 PM (gwPgz)
-----------

Is it really you???!!! Welcome home!!

Posted by: bluebell at January 22, 2018 04:38 PM (kNasr)

453 "I would like a Mercedes S class , an FN SCAR, a spy submarine, a secret underwater hide-out, one million dollars tax free, my own island , and a pony. And a Diet Coke.
To go.
Amen.
"
-Posted by: ACME Batman-suit at January 22, 2018 04:36 PM (tbaaT)

*HAH!*

God doesn't operate a Drive-Thru Window.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 04:38 PM (Ckg4U)

454 I do not know what pic you are looking at

http://bit.ly/2DxvHx8

That one above, from the last threa


Was I the only one who, upon first seeing this picture, thought "what's RBG doing in a Klan robe"?

Posted by: pep at January 22, 2018 04:38 PM (LAe3v)

455 Surprise! Nicole Wallace and Steve Schmidt just denounce Sarah Sanders calling Chuck Schumer an idiot or some such thing. Then said it's never happened before. They have to know that it's bullshit, but they're just counting on their idiot regular fanboi viewers not to know and not to care about the truth.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at January 22, 2018 04:38 PM (rdl6o)

456 Get to praying, Horde. There's jobs for everyone if this pans out.



Jobs? I was sort of counting on lounging on the beach with a pinky extended.

Job somehow implies work.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 22, 2018 04:38 PM (fuK7c)

457 Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 04:27 PM (8O3HH)

Here's my story about strip clubs-I have never been to one myself- because not a male or a lesbian. and no interest About 25 years ago my husbands's company relocated to a place that was 2.5. hour commute each way. I told him it was too long to go back and forth that distance every day, so he rented a room with a guy that was about 15 years younger than he was and husband came home on weekends. The guy invited him to go to a strip joint. They got there and there was some women with 42 double D breasts or something and men would pay her to balance her breasts on top of their heads, so that her breast would come down around their ears that a muff. You paid for the picture. The younger guy did it. My husband didn't. He said "It was just silly and sophomoric and kind of depressing. So he may have been to strip joints before we were married ,but thankfully he never asked me to go to strip joint while we were dating.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2018 04:38 PM (8+Ozj)

458 371 feminist shrieked "Hey men, sexbots won't make you dinner or bear your children",

They also won't fuck around on you behind your back, throw you out and take over half your shit and your income stream for years thereafter so, you know, tradeoffs.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 04:38 PM (NWiLs)

459 Infrastructure bill will not help much for November - no differentiation between. Dems and GOP on that - more likely all the hogs rushing to the trough.


Issues the idiot Beltway calls "divisive" are real issues. That's where there is political mileage.


Trump gets wall/RAISE for skinny DACA (no parents, no chain), big win for him.

Posted by: Rhomboid at January 22, 2018 04:38 PM (h3yxu)

460 >> something else he and Barry have in common.



Maybe he's cock curious too, and that's a third thing

he has in common with Barky.





Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 04:37 PM (8O3HH)


Well, Rory DID attend a tony British boarding school........

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 04:38 PM (ptqGC)

461 As for the question of when to stop watching the Record of Lodoss War OVAs and switch to the TV series Chronicles of the Heroic Knight, that should be done after Parn's party deals with Karla the Gray Witch.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 22, 2018 04:38 PM (Xq/2B)

462 Nice story. Thanks for ushering it. I don't really understand the cattiness of women who mock others for their looks. Lord knows I can be sarcastic, but it's in relation to other things.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2018 04:17 PM (8+Ozj)



Looks come and go but nastiness is skin deep. It's also interesting that by the time you are extra 29, you begin to have the face that shows your inside, not your outside.

So you know what people think about how they look now? Wow, they are always so happy! Because they are and it's not the money, it's because they are genuinely nice, happy people. Are they a handsome couple? Nope, but they are a happy couple so people gravitate to them.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 22, 2018 04:38 PM (mf5HN)

463 There he is!

Welcome back, Brother.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 04:39 PM (Ckg4U)

464 What did I miss? How/when did Allahpundit turn Left?

Posted by: Margaret at January 22, 2018 03:40 PM (F2qnR)

Allahpundit never got over Meggie Mac getting married, did he

Posted by: kbdabear at January 22, 2018 04:39 PM (eh0Va)

465 I assume Malia's BF can't play BB worth a damn either just looking at him. He and Barry have tons in common.

Posted by: jsg at January 22, 2018 04:39 PM (gs8be)

466 Jobs? I was sort of counting on lounging on the beach with a pinky extended.

Job somehow implies work.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 22, 2018 04:38 PM (fuK7c)
---
You an be my Minister of Sarongs.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 22, 2018 04:39 PM (qJtVm)

467 God doesn't operate a Drive-Thru Window.


It's cool. I have Prime.

Posted by: ACME Batman-suit at January 22, 2018 04:39 PM (tbaaT)

468 Squirrels. When we lived in SC we would close up the house for 4 months and spend the summer in our cottage in MI. Came home to SC one fall and opened the door to the house and smelled rotting flesh. Started checking things out and the big tell were the maggots falling out of the rangehood. When installed one of the vents had the flap removed to make the hood fit better. Also no screen over the outside vent. Squirrel nested in the pipe coming out of the hood. Nest slid down to the opening in the hood with the squirrel in the nest. The only way the squirrel could attempt to exit was over the range. It tried to chew it's way out and died trying. Still have nightmares about those maggots.

Posted by: never enough caffeine at January 22, 2018 04:39 PM (N3JsI)

469 Dems keep moving out of blue states to purple states. So purple CDs get mpre blue while blue CDs stay blue. This is a long term trend that sucks.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 22, 2018 04:39 PM (gnSkR)

470 feminist shrieked "Hey men, sexbots won't make you dinner or bear your children",

They also won't fuck around on you behind your back, throw you out and take over half your shit and your income stream for years thereafter so, you know, tradeoffs.
Posted by: Insomniac



That and, no kids & I already know how to cook.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2018 04:39 PM (4dbPD)

471 The GOPe weenie who wrote the article finds the ad distasteful. Not his sort of thing at all, dear boy.


Nawt ouwah clahss, old sport.
**clenches jaw**

Posted by: Bill Kristol at January 22, 2018 04:40 PM (LAe3v)

472 I would like a Mercedes S class , an FN SCAR, a spy submarine, a secret underwater hide-out, one million dollars tax free, my own island , and a pony. And a Diet Coke.

Amateur. REAL villains have secret volcano hideouts.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 04:40 PM (NWiLs)

473 Just was on a 'Gawker' site and man are they pissed a Schumer.

Posted by: GeoSTI at January 22, 2018 04:40 PM (w1GWh)

474 453 "I would like a Mercedes S class , an FN SCAR, a spy submarine, a secret underwater hide-out, one million dollars tax free, my own island , and a pony. And a Diet Coke.
To go.
Amen."
-Posted by: ACME Batman-suit at January 22, 2018 04:36 PM (tbaaT)

Taxes on your island are estimated to be $34,546,234.79.

Thank you in advance for keeping our couches comfy and pensions prodigious.

Posted by: The IRS at January 22, 2018 04:40 PM (72PAC)

475 but thankfully he never asked me to go to strip joint while we were dating.

---------

That's how you know if we really like a girl.

Posted by: SH at January 22, 2018 04:40 PM (sX1BW)

476 Yes it reminded me of some former posters here who I agreed with but
were so condescending and adversarial expressing their viewpoint it was
lost on most people.



Hey, I'm not a former poster.

Posted by: An Observation at January 22, 2018 04:40 PM (9wsMY)

477 Is Publius socking as Fenelon?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 22, 2018 04:41 PM (qJtVm)

478 That and, no kids & I already know how to cook.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2018 04:39 PM (4dbPD)

Yep. I can make my own meals without having to put up with crazy bullshit. Not seeing the downside on that one.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 04:41 PM (NWiLs)

479 After this weekend, those Democrat numbers will continue to crumble.

Chuck Schumer is the gift that just keeps giving.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 22, 2018 04:41 PM (ATVNj)

480 What did I miss? How/when did Allahpundit turn Left?

Posted by: Margaret



Albuquerque.
Posted by: Bugs Bunny

Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2018 04:41 PM (4dbPD)

481 Good Lord how I've missed you all. It is good to be home!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 22, 2018 04:41 PM (gwPgz)

482 You an be my Minister of Sarongs.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 22, 2018 04:39 PM (qJtVm)



At what do I get to be huh huh huh huih huh huh huh

*sucks in air*

huh huh huh huh huh huh huh?

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 22, 2018 04:41 PM (mf5HN)

483 451 This is hilarious-

https://pjmedia.com/trending/wow-trump-campaign-releases-ad-saying-dems-complicit-murders-illegals/


The GOPe weenie who wrote the article finds the ad distasteful. Not his sort of thing at all, dear boy.

Meh. It's the same thing the Dims have been doing to the Republicans for decades.

Only ad this has the benefit of being true.


Not tired of winning yet.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 22, 2018 04:37 PM (E3rQ4)


Paul Ryan is whining like a little bitch about it too.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 22, 2018 04:41 PM (lKs2v)

484 Hrothgar siting!

Posted by: Ben Had at January 22, 2018 04:41 PM (VEOh1)

485 Surprise! Nicole Wallace and Steve Schmidt just
denounce Sarah Sanders calling Chuck Schumer an idiot or some such
thing. Then said it's never happened before. They have to know that it's
bullshit, but they're just counting on their idiot regular fanboi
viewers not to know and not to care about the truth.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at January 22, 2018 04:38 PM (rdl6o)


Ah, yes. Nicole Wallace, the Bushie who worked on McCain's campaign and bragged about throwing Sarah Palin under the bus. She's right at home at MSDNC.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 04:42 PM (ptqGC)

486 You do you, ACME Batman.

I just type things into a screen.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 04:42 PM (Ckg4U)

487 >> Here's my story about strip clubs-I have never been to one myself- because not a male or a lesbian. and no interest

-------------------

That's surprising, I figured you and hubbie would be there every Friday or something.

I haven't been to one since college. That might surprise you with all the wild talk I do here, but nope, not gonna waste the money, and I'd just feel stupid. And look stupid, too.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 04:42 PM (8O3HH)

488 Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 22, 2018 04:41 PM (qJtVm)

LOL. No.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2018 04:42 PM (8+Ozj)

489 I do not think FenelonSpoke would appreciate my strip club stories.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 22, 2018 04:42 PM (3QAtO)

490 Wench! A horn of mead for Hrothgar!

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 04:42 PM (NWiLs)

491 Jobs? I was sort of counting on lounging on the beach with a pinky extended.

Job somehow implies work.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 22, 2018 04:38 PM (fuK7c)

You know all those security guys James Bond mows down as he single-handedly breaches the impenetrable island fortress?
Yeah. That's you.
Good work right up until it not.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 22, 2018 04:42 PM (z79tQ)

492 God to have you back, Brother!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 04:42 PM (Ckg4U)

493 Posted by: never enough caffeine at January 22, 2018 04:39 PM (N3JsI)

Absolutely horrifying! I thought I had squirrels living in my attic. With the wild temperature swings, I've been able to satisfy myself that the noise is just shitty vinyl siding, improperly installed. So, lucky, but, not.

Posted by: Peaches at January 22, 2018 04:43 PM (14URa)

494 At what do I get to be huh huh huh huih huh huh huh

*sucks in air*

huh huh huh huh huh huh huh?

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 22, 2018 04:41 PM (mf5HN)
---

The true power behind the throne (you'll have your own throne behind the throne, with drink holders)

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 22, 2018 04:43 PM (qJtVm)

495 Or human cup-bearers, if that is your preference.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 22, 2018 04:43 PM (qJtVm)

496 Big pet kitteh...

https://youtu.be/lIcprsi-Ykk

Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2018 04:43 PM (LiyEm)

497 480 What did I miss? How/when did Allahpundit turn Left?

Posted by: Margaret


YKM,S

Posted by: sofa saver at January 22, 2018 04:43 PM (4u7kU)

498 Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 04:39 PM (Ckg4U)

And my sincere thanks for the prayers from many of you (and the prayer list).

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 22, 2018 04:43 PM (gwPgz)

499 "I do not think FenelonSpoke would appreciate my strip club stories."
-Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 22, 2018 04:42 PM (3QAtO)

I save those for the ONT.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 04:43 PM (Ckg4U)

500 So glad you're back, Hrothgar.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 04:43 PM (ptqGC)

501 481
Good Lord how I've missed you all. It is good to be home!

Posted by: Hrothgar



Has anyone told you that we're subscription-based now? I'm the treasurer, so, you know.

Posted by: pep at January 22, 2018 04:44 PM (LAe3v)

502 I haven't been to one since college. That might surprise you with all the wild talk I do here, but nope, not gonna waste the money, and I'd just feel stupid. And look stupid, too.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 04:42 PM (8O3HH)

Never been, probably never will. I just know I would leave at least as depressed as when I went in, probably moreso.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 04:44 PM (NWiLs)

503 489
I do not think FenelonSpoke would appreciate my strip club stories.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 22, 2018 04:42 PM (3QAtO)Team Fenelon on that one, Roc.

Posted by: Peaches at January 22, 2018 04:44 PM (14URa)

504 No such thing as skinny daca. One legalized they will 100% become cirizens. Courts would never allow 2nd tier permanent resident status. I hope Trump doesn't fall for that.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 22, 2018 04:44 PM (tYW2H)

505
I would like a Mercedes S class , an FN SCAR, a spy submarine, a secret underwater hide-out, one million dollars tax free, my own island , and a pony. And a Diet Coke.

To go.

Amen.
Posted by: ACME
-------------

That's not how it works. That's not how any of this works.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 22, 2018 04:44 PM (dzxr0)

506 "And my sincere thanks for the prayers from many of you (and the prayer list)."
-Posted by: Hrothgar at January 22, 2018 04:43 PM (gwPgz)

*fistbump*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 04:44 PM (Ckg4U)

507 Has anyone told you that we're subscription-based now? I'm the treasurer, so, you know.
Posted by: pep at January 22, 2018 04:44 PM (LAe3v)
------------

None of that now. Bad pep. For your penance I sentence you to five hours of Motown.

Posted by: bluebell at January 22, 2018 04:44 PM (kNasr)

508 Too soon. Election not 'til November.
Too much can happen; meteor shower, asteroid strike, alien invasion, WWIII
economic collapse, hyper-inflation, locust, plague, volcanos, earthquake, tsunami.

Could be anything.


The Return Of DISCO?

Posted by: Paladin at January 22, 2018 04:45 PM (hxLER)

509 *sends to Hrothgar a tankard of premium Val-u-Rite*

How do you know it's premium? Aged 10 days in a hobo pelt.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 22, 2018 04:45 PM (Xq/2B)

510 I gladly accept the position of Minister of Sarongs.

I don't think you can grant anything to alex that she doesn't already have. Like how the Queen doesn't need a passport.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 22, 2018 04:45 PM (fuK7c)

511 I haven't been to one since college. That might surprise you with all the wild talk I do here

I suspect that's true of almost all of us. We talk a good game, but we're really homebodies.

Posted by: pep at January 22, 2018 04:45 PM (LAe3v)

512 Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 04:42 PM (8O3HH)

I think he felt stupid too. He would have been about 40 at the time. The other guy was in his twenties.

However, some people think that if you're a Christian and/or a pastor you have no past where you did stupid stuff, which is ridiculous.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2018 04:45 PM (8+Ozj)

513 Barkeep, mead all around.

When Hrothgar drinks everybody drinks...


and when Hrothgar pays, everybody pays!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 22, 2018 04:45 PM (gwPgz)

514 489 I do not think FenelonSpoke would appreciate my strip club stories.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 22, 2018 04:42 PM (3QAtO)

I would, screw him

Posted by: sofa saver at January 22, 2018 04:45 PM (4u7kU)

515 Peaches. In current house thought we had squirrels in the attic. Come to find out it was mice. Sounded like a herd of rampaging elephants up there. Just had to refresh the poison last week.

Posted by: never enough caffeine at January 22, 2018 04:46 PM (N3JsI)

516 "Has anyone told you that we're subscription-based now? I'm the treasurer, so, you know."
-Posted by: pep at January 22, 2018 04:44 PM (LAe3v)

The Fuck?

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 04:46 PM (Ckg4U)

517 The true power behind the throne (you'll have your own throne behind the throne, with drink holders)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 22, 2018 04:43 PM (qJtVm)

With or without a booster seat?

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 04:46 PM (NWiLs)

518 Surprise! Nicole Wallace and Steve Schmidt just
denounce Sarah Sanders calling Chuck Schumer an idiot or some such
thing. Then said it's never happened before. They have to know that it's
bullshit, but they're just counting on their idiot regular fanboi
viewers not to know and not to care about the truth.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at January 22, 2018 04:38 PM (rdl6o)

I can't see her using that word to describe Schumer at a presser.

Posted by: Willie Brown at January 22, 2018 04:46 PM (7uYFy)

519 Gonna be an early night for Republicans...

Posted by: Don Q. at January 22, 2018 04:46 PM (NgKpN)

520 The true power behind the throne (you'll have your own throne behind the throne, with drink holders)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 22, 2018 04:43 PM


The world's first high-chairesque throne? Or are you just going to mount it on a 4+ foot dais?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 22, 2018 04:46 PM (ctuyM)

521 I would, screw him
Posted by: sofa saver at January 22, 2018 04:45 PM (4u7kU)
---------

Ahem. FenelonSpoke is a she.

Posted by: bluebell at January 22, 2018 04:46 PM (kNasr)

522 Hrothgar!!!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 22, 2018 04:46 PM (0jtPF)

523 504 No such thing as skinny daca. One legalized they will 100% become cirizens. Courts would never allow 2nd tier permanent resident status. I hope Trump doesn't fall for that.
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 22, 2018 04:44 PM (tYW2H)

Either he, or somebody at his right hand (Stephen Miller?) has to know this is 100% about shoving through as many Democrat Voters (De Boters, Mang!) in time for the 2018 elections, so Mad Maxine can "M-PEACH FOATY FI"!

Posted by: Hikaru at January 22, 2018 04:47 PM (WDCYi)

524 >> I just know I would leave at least as depressed as when I went in,

They won't even let you bring your ficus with you.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 04:47 PM (8O3HH)

525 With or without a booster seat?
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 04:46 PM (NWiLs)
---
Ha! That would be you!

Kneel!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 22, 2018 04:47 PM (qJtVm)

526 homebodies.


Posted by: pep at January 22, 2018 04:45 PM (LAe3v)
homebody, house arrest . . . potato, potahtoh.

Posted by: Peaches at January 22, 2018 04:47 PM (14URa)

527 Buzzion, really?


Ryan has an almost childishly naive understanding of immigration and economics, based on his past writings and statements.


That ad is excellent. It needs to be part of a series highlighting the negative impact of mass illegal migration. Plaster that all over TV and social media. Laugh at the ravings of the race-baiters.

Profit.

Posted by: Rhomboid at January 22, 2018 04:47 PM (h3yxu)

528 Boy, Insomniac and Duncanthrax like to live dangerously.

Just sayin'

Posted by: bluebell at January 22, 2018 04:47 PM (kNasr)

529 So good to have you back, Hrothgar. And Conor too.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 22, 2018 04:47 PM (VEOh1)

530 Big pet kitteh...



https://youtu.be/lIcprsi-Ykk

Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2018 04:43 PM (LiyEm)


WANT! Would be fun at the local dog park.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 04:47 PM (ptqGC)

531 Posted by: sofa saver at January 22, 2018 04:45 PM (4u7kU)

Fenelon probably wouldn't. He's been dead since the early 1700's. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2018 04:47 PM (8+Ozj)

532 Hrothgar Good to see you. Welcome back.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 22, 2018 04:47 PM (dUJdY)

533 Good Lord how I've missed you all. It is good to be home!
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 22, 2018 04:41 PM (gwPgz)



SMISH

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With drink holders. Hopping all around. at January 22, 2018 04:47 PM (mf5HN)

534 512 However, some people think that if you're a Christian and/or a pastor you have no past where you did stupid stuff, which is ridiculous.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2018 04:45 PM (8+Ozj)

That's just how they Alinsky #4 you.

Posted by: Hikaru at January 22, 2018 04:47 PM (WDCYi)

535 525 With or without a booster seat?
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 04:46 PM (NWiLs)
---
Ha! That would be you!

Kneel!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 22, 2018 04:47 PM (qJtVm)

I kneel to no one, man or woman.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 04:48 PM (NWiLs)

536 I can't see her using that word to describe Schumer at a presser.

Well, if little dick durbin can get away with it, little c#nt nicole wallace can too!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at January 22, 2018 04:48 PM (rdl6o)

537 Has anyone told you that we're subscription-based now? I'm the treasurer, so, you know.

Posted by: pep at January 22, 2018 04:44 PM (LAe3v)



SO that's why I had so much trouble logging in...


until I posted my Paypal info!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 22, 2018 04:48 PM (gwPgz)

538 None of that now. Bad pep. For your penance I sentence you to five hours of Motown.





Posted by: bluebell



Ummmm, look, over there!!!!

**ducks into the barrel**

Posted by: pep at January 22, 2018 04:48 PM (LAe3v)

539 NYTimes has an article on the Senate vote to end debate and vote on the continuing resolution; 81 for.

I don't really care to read the NYTimes but the article shows up on news.google.com.

The House still has to vote on the resolution as it was altered by the Senate, but 'that is just a formality' the Times reports.

And Schumer makes a lot of claims about what is in the agreement.

As if you can trust anything Schumer says or the Times reports.

Posted by: Dandy Randy Longtree at January 22, 2018 04:48 PM (GroCc)

540 squirrels? conibear #110 baited with peanuts peanut butter. swift efficient.

Posted by: BluesFish at January 22, 2018 04:48 PM (Px1wx)

541 Has anyone told you that we're subscription-based now? I'm the treasurer, so, you know."
-Posted by: pep at January 22, 2018 04:44 PM (LAe3v)

Do you need my SS # and bank account #? I will not be able to give to you until tomorrow.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 22, 2018 04:48 PM (3QAtO)

542 Empress Alex the First of Alextopia will have a throne installed atop a mountain of squirrel skulls.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 22, 2018 04:48 PM (Xq/2B)

543 I took a girlfriend to a strip club once. The strippers loved her.
That told me all I needed to know.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2018 04:48 PM (7uYFy)

544 *Hear! Hear!*

To The Horde! The Cause of and Solution to All of Life's problems!

*Taps glass on Screen*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 04:48 PM (Ckg4U)

545 524 >> I just know I would leave at least as depressed as when I went in,

They won't even let you bring your ficus with you.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 04:47 PM (8O3HH)

That's a definite deal-killer.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 04:48 PM (NWiLs)

546 Just raw numbers if Dems do not out pole Repubs by 9 points they are screwed. Public runs about 48% D to 39% D.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 22, 2018 04:48 PM (BtQd4)

547 Hey Slap I was just teasing you last night. I hope you weren't offended.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 22, 2018 04:48 PM (lgKyC)

548 Hey Garrett just saw on Facebook that Slayer is doing one last world tour than hanging it up.

Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2018 04:49 PM (LiyEm)

549 501 481
Good Lord how I've missed you all. It is good to be home!

Posted by: Hrothgar

Glad to see you, dear.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2018 04:49 PM (8+Ozj)

550 528 Boy, Insomniac and Duncanthrax like to live dangerously.

Just sayin'

Posted by: bluebell at January 22, 2018 04:47 PM (kNasr)

It's the only excitement I get in my drab and boring existence.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 04:49 PM (NWiLs)

551 Posted by: Ben Had at January 22, 2018 04:47 PM (VEOh1)

Conor has been my right hand paw in these trying times!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 22, 2018 04:50 PM (gwPgz)

552 Posted by: Hikaru at January 22, 2018 04:47 PM (WDCYi)

That stuff wouldn't work with me.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2018 04:50 PM (8+Ozj)

553 In the article, Barry smugly sez he doesn't worry about who Malia and Sasha date because "there's only so much they can do" [Secret Service babysitters].

And Rory is a golfer! So he and Barry can hit the links together! (I'll bet he can outplay Choom Boy.)

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 04:31 PM (ptqGC)

Was not there a 50% she would go white? Her dad was half white!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 22, 2018 04:50 PM (BtQd4)

554 Skinny DACA's my term, means what I say.

No chain migration, no amnesty for parents, strict enforcement of tight standards.

Yes, no permanent LPR status would/should survive court review. Nor restrictions on voting or other rights. Not what I meant by skinny DACA.

Posted by: Rhomboid at January 22, 2018 04:50 PM (h3yxu)

555 Never been, probably never will. I just know I would leave at least as depressed as when I went in, probably moreso.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 04:44 PM (NWiLs)


There's two schools of thought:
1). You've demeaned her by admiring her smoking hot body and leaving a small pile of dollar bills.
2). You've demeaned yourself by by admiring her smoking hot body and leaving a small pile of dollar bills.

I'm of the:

3). She's probably a decent but not-too-bright person, making a lot of men spend a lot of money which she will put toward college and helping her ailing mother stay in her home which is in foreclosure, so of course I'm a helluva guy and it should totally be a charitable deduction on my income taxes.

Life is how you look at it.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 22, 2018 04:50 PM (2FqvZ)

556 Hrothgar. Welcome back.

Posted by: never enough caffeine at January 22, 2018 04:51 PM (N3JsI)

557 hi Hikaru ! I was looking for you on here yesterday. How's it going ?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 22, 2018 04:51 PM (6FqZa)

558 Glad to see you, dear.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2018 04:49 PM (8+Ozj)


Thanks Fen, I've thought of your patience and wisdom many times these past few months.

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 22, 2018 04:51 PM (gwPgz)

559 With or without a booster seat?
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 04:46 PM (NWiLs)
---
Ha! That would be you!

Kneel!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 22, 2018 04:47 PM (qJtVm)


Psst....Insomniac....this is where you say you'll get on your knees when she get on her elbows.

jus sayin

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 22, 2018 04:51 PM (z79tQ)

560 Hrothgar, welcome back

I hope that your efforts to get back were due to missing out on the ONT Compliance Pics

Posted by: kbdabear at January 22, 2018 04:51 PM (eh0Va)

561 >> I took a girlfriend to a strip club once. The strippers loved her.

You should have bought the girlfriend a lap dance. Could have led somewhere really fun.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 04:51 PM (8O3HH)

562 "Hey Slap I was just teasing you last night. I hope you weren't offended."
-Posted by: Ladyl at January 22, 2018 04:48 PM (lgKyC)

No-no-no-no-no.

I should apologize if I led you in that direction.

I have NEVER been "offended", ever.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 04:51 PM (Ckg4U)

563 Look at that, Hrothgar still has the ability to use tags properly, even after being away for a few months. A true Moron if there ever was one.

Posted by: bluebell at January 22, 2018 04:51 PM (kNasr)

564 Oh good God they are doing a Friends movie.....

Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2018 04:51 PM (LiyEm)

565 Barkeep, mead all around.

When Hrothgar drinks everybody drinks...


and when Hrothgar pays, everybody




has another round!

Salud!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2018 04:51 PM (4dbPD)

566 I've known a couple of girls who sank low enough to work the pole as strippers. It's pretty sad when you see it from that side.

Posted by: Peaches at January 22, 2018 04:51 PM (14URa)

567 1). You've demeaned her by admiring her smoking hot body and leaving a small pile of dollar bills.
2). You've demeaned yourself by by admiring her smoking hot body and leaving a small pile of dollar bills.

Neither. It would be the frustration and heightened sense of loneliness and despair.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 04:52 PM (NWiLs)

568 Maybe pollsters include illegal aliens on the assumption Shatty Schumer and his Gang of Skidmarks will get illegals legalized before the next election. Anything to help the Dems morale. Or maybe not.

Posted by: Nowhere Man at January 22, 2018 04:52 PM (/RYJz)

569 I kneel to no one, man or woman.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 04:48 PM (NWiLs)


* AtC pulls off helmet *

"I am no man!"

* AtC pulls off face *

"aLsssssO nO wOmaNnnnNNNNnnnnn..."

Posted by: hogmartin at January 22, 2018 04:52 PM (y87Qq)

570 Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 22, 2018 04:50 PM (2FqvZ)

And I am relieved to see the level of philosophical discourse has remained constant here!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 22, 2018 04:53 PM (gwPgz)

571 I would like a Mercedes S class , an FN SCAR, a spy submarine, a secret
underwater hide-out, one million dollars tax free, my own island , and a
pony. And a Diet Coke.



Amateur. REAL villains have secret volcano hideouts.



Updated prayer request : The underwater hide-out is IN a volcano with private airstrip and a jet and helicopter with lots of fuel. And taxes have already been paid in full upon delivery.

But you know He knew that already, duh.

Posted by: ACME Batman-suit at January 22, 2018 04:53 PM (tbaaT)

572 It would be the frustration and heightened sense of loneliness and despair.

Man, maybe Slayer should put one of these comments to music.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 22, 2018 04:53 PM (6FqZa)

573 Oh good God they are doing a Friends movie..

No. It's a hoax.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 22, 2018 04:53 PM (dUJdY)

574 Those skunky pools also had a positive effect, several RINO fossils decided to move on with their lives. They might have kept their barnacle encrusted asses in those Committee Chairs for a few more years with numbers like this.

Posted by: Jean at January 22, 2018 04:53 PM (yM/Yl)

575 I'm wondering where Two Scoops is now on insurance looters, er, "companies" bail-out.

He was adamant agin' not long ago. Better stick to that position.

Posted by: Rhomboid at January 22, 2018 04:53 PM (h3yxu)

576 Posted by: hogmartin at January 22, 2018 04:52 PM (y87Qq)

Well, that escalated quickly in a Clive Barker-esque way.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 04:54 PM (NWiLs)

577 521 I would, screw him
Posted by: sofa saver at January 22, 2018 04:45 PM (4u7kU)
---------

Ahem. FenelonSpoke is a she.

Posted by: bluebell at January 22, 2018 04:46 PM (kNas

THAT is so yesterday

Posted by: sofa saver at January 22, 2018 04:54 PM (4u7kU)

578 Allahpundit was wishing the other day that the Stormy stuff had come out during the primary. Racking his brains as to why it didn't. He thought it might have derailed Trump with the evangelicals before he managed to get the Svengali like hold on them.

========

Evangelicals have got to see that voting to prevent an evil like Obama or Hillary doesn't mean endorsing the private life of his opponent. They've got to see there is no moral obligation to sit out elections. The Bible doesn't even deal with forms of government like republics.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 22, 2018 04:54 PM (/qEW2)

579 Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2018 04:51 PM (4dbPD)


Wait, that's not how any of this is supposed to work!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 22, 2018 04:54 PM (gwPgz)

580 Hrothgar's back?

Far out, man. Good to see you.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 22, 2018 04:54 PM (tRaq7)

581 566 I've known a couple of girls who sank low enough to work the pole as strippers. It's pretty sad when you see it from that side.

Posted by: Peaches at January 22, 2018 04:51 PM (14URa)

Must have been interesting when they handed you a $20 to pay back what they borrowed.

Posted by: kbdabear at January 22, 2018 04:54 PM (eh0Va)

582
*runs off crying, arms flailing in the air*

Posted by: Allahpundit
_____________________

Show off....

~sniff-sniff~

Posted by: Michelle Fields at January 22, 2018 04:54 PM (mPeei)

583 danger, vill robinson

Posted by: Russian Bot at January 22, 2018 04:54 PM (Tyii7)

584 Boy, Insomniac and Duncanthrax like to live dangerously.
Just sayin'
Posted by: bluebell at January 22, 2018 04:47 PM


She can only put you on The List once.

Unlike The Look, which can be delivered multiple times.

Fortunately, most women don't fully develop The Look until after 29, or older, so we're safe here.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 22, 2018 04:54 PM (ctuyM)

585 Welcome back, Hrothgar.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 22, 2018 04:54 PM (lgKyC)

586


Must have been interesting when they handed you a $20 to pay back what they borrowed.


They stuffed it in her pants.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 22, 2018 04:55 PM (oVJmc)

587 Malia's boyfriend. Does he really have a cartoon strip taped to the innards of his blue jacket? Okaaay.

Posted by: Travis Alexander at January 22, 2018 04:55 PM (mQ0Mc)

588 Posted by: Hrothgar at January 22, 2018 04:53 PM (gwPgz)

I'm sorry. I just shared the story because I thought it would amuse publius.. Someone may want to talk about docetism or arianism at 11;30 p.m. EST, I can't do that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2018 04:55 PM (8+Ozj)

589 Oh for Pete's sake. I was just looking at Spotify playlists and they have one called "I'm with the banned." So of course I had to see what it was.

"We stand with artists from the nations of the travel ban."

Posted by: bluebell at January 22, 2018 04:55 PM (kNasr)

590 /tragic sock begone!

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 22, 2018 04:55 PM (mQ0Mc)

591 Must have been interesting when they handed you a $20 to pay back what they borrowed.



Posted by: kbdabear at January 22, 2018 04:54 PM (eh0Va)
You're such a fuckin' perv, kd . . .

Posted by: Peaches at January 22, 2018 04:56 PM (14URa)

592 "I've known a couple of girls who sank low enough to work the pole as strippers. It's pretty sad when you see it from that side."
-Posted by: Peaches at January 22, 2018 04:51 PM (14URa)

Speaking as a D.J. from a strip club? Just as you'd imagine, there are a lot of drugs in those clubs.

I quit after two months.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 04:56 PM (Ckg4U)

593 ONT Compliance Pics

Posted by: kbdabear at January 22, 2018 04:51 PM (eh0Va)


Definitely one of many a reason to return!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 22, 2018 04:56 PM (gwPgz)

594
Updated prayer request : The underwater hide-out is IN a volcano with private airstrip and a jet and helicopter with lots of fuel. And taxes have already been paid in full upon delivery.

But you know He knew that already, duh.
Posted by: ACME Batman

As Venezuela disintegrates, I plan on grabbing a high plateau for a Redoubt.

Posted by: Jean at January 22, 2018 04:56 PM (yM/Yl)

595 hrothgar is back. that's a good thing.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 22, 2018 04:56 PM (KP5rU)

596 Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2018 04:51 PM (4dbPD)


Wait, that's not how any of this is supposed to work!
Posted by: Hrothgar


Welcome back.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2018 04:56 PM (4dbPD)

597 And taxes have already been paid in full upon delivery.


Seriously? Your version of everything you want includes paying taxes?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 22, 2018 04:57 PM (fuK7c)

598 581 566 I've known a couple of girls who sank low enough to work the pole as strippers. It's pretty sad when you see it from that side.

Posted by: Peaches at January 22, 2018 04:51 PM (14URa)

I've know a couple if girls that sank so low that they married me. ditto

Posted by: sofa saver at January 22, 2018 04:57 PM (4u7kU)

599

Posted by: chicken al fredo al tysonski at January 22, 2018 04:57 PM (Fikbq)

600 527 Buzzion, really?


Ryan has an almost childishly naive understanding of immigration and economics, based on his past writings and statements.


That ad is excellent. It needs to be part of a series highlighting the negative impact of mass illegal migration. Plaster that all over TV and social media. Laugh at the ravings of the race-baiters.

Profit.
Posted by: Rhomboid at January 22, 2018 04:47 PM (h3yxu)



Yup

https://tinyurl.com/yaqlu7qf

Posted by: buzzion at January 22, 2018 04:57 PM (lKs2v)

601 Seriously? Your version of everything you want includes paying taxes?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 22, 2018 04:57 PM (fuK7c)
---------

Hey, he's a realist.

Posted by: bluebell at January 22, 2018 04:57 PM (kNasr)

602 Is Allahpundit talking about smoking Poles again ?

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 22, 2018 04:57 PM (y3aQB)

603 Allahpundit was wishing the other day that the Stormy stuff had come out during the primary. Racking his brains as to why it didn't. He thought it might have derailed Trump with the evangelicals before he managed to get the Svengali like hold on them.

They knew that Trump was not a social conservative, he's been a very public figure for almost 40 years. They decided that flaws and all, at least he wasn't promising them what he had no intention of delivering as so many "Conservative Republicans who grew in office" did


Posted by: kbdabear at January 22, 2018 04:57 PM (eh0Va)

604 Thank you, Slap. It did weigh on me.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 22, 2018 04:58 PM (lgKyC)

605 Dems keep moving out of blue states to purple states. So purple CDs get mpre blue while blue CDs stay blue. This is a long term trend that sucks.
Posted by: #neverskankles
-----------

An anecdotal example, from article about Ann Wilson:

"She not only walked away from her sister and the old band, she and her husband moved about as far away from Seattle as they could get without leaving the country. After falling in love with Key West, Florida, on their honeymoon, they bought a house and some property farther north, near Jacksonville.

“We were looking for someplace where a dollar is still close to a dollar, where we could buy a nice house that we’d be able to afford, get some land with it and live by water,” she said.

Clashing viewpoints

But she and her husband soon found out that politically, ultra-liberal Seattle is worlds away from their new rural neighborhood in Florida, an alt-right, onetime bastion of the KKK.

“It’s a huge change, especially where we live, right smack dab in the middle of Trump country,” she said. “We’re definitely living blue in a red state. Living in Florida has been a real eye opener. "

I note that the article is from The Mercury News (San Francisco), so the 'alt-right' and 'KKK' references are not surprising, but indicative of the Left/Lib/Prog nut-job echo chamber.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 22, 2018 04:58 PM (dzxr0)

606 "took a girlfriend to a strip club once. The strippers loved her.

You should have bought the girlfriend a lap dance. Could have led somewhere really fun.
Posted by: publius,"


Dear Penthouse,

I never thought it would happen to me....

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 22, 2018 04:58 PM (OD2ni)

607 I've known a couple of girls who sank low enough to work the pole as strippers. It's pretty sad when you see it from that side.
Posted by: Peaches at January 22, 2018 04:51 PM (14URa)

I think the ones who go into it purely for the money not caring what people think actually do pretty good.
The trick is making a pile fast and getting out.
The sad ones are the ones who stay too long.
I actually knew one who did work her way through college and ended up Valedictorian. She works on Wall Street now.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2018 04:58 PM (7uYFy)

608 "We stand with artists from the nations of the travel ban."

Posted by: bluebell at January 22, 2018 04:55 PM (kNasr)


"Are any of them any good?"

"...good?"

"Yeah, like is listening to the music enjoyable?"

"Enjoy... listening to the music? I'm not sure you quite understand the purpose of music."

Posted by: hogmartin at January 22, 2018 04:58 PM (y87Qq)

609 I have no idea where that "if" came from

Posted by: sofa saver at January 22, 2018 04:58 PM (4u7kU)

610 Life is how you look at it.

I'm pretty meh about strip clubs.

If you've seen one tit, you've seen them both.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 22, 2018 04:58 PM (tRaq7)

611
Speaking as a D.J. from a strip club? Just as you'd imagine, there are a lot of drugs in those clubs.

I quit after two months.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 04:56 PM (Ckg4U)


Drugs weren't the right quality? lol

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 22, 2018 04:58 PM (nNPAz)

612 The stripper club world skirts the edge of the real world and the criminal world.

The company I used to work for insured Cheetahs in Atlanta. I handled a number of liability and WC claims out of there. Fenelon story reminded me of a claim by customer that he was injured by one of the dancers when she violently shoved her breasts in his face.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 22, 2018 04:58 PM (3QAtO)

613 Go easy on Allahpundit. It's rougher on the NeverTrump assholes than on Dems. The former have sold their souls, and got nothing but an Egg McMuffin for it. The D's never had souls to sell, so they can handle it.

Posted by: George LeS at January 22, 2018 04:58 PM (+TcCF)

614
Huh. On the news break on the radio, I just got the tail end of something "...he was shot at the strip club and carried to the QT Mart"

I hope that wasn't the club Stormy was at, but a more low-rent place.

Anyway, yet more reason not to even think about going to one.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 04:58 PM (8O3HH)

615 It is good to see so many familiar nics even at a crazy time on a Monday afternoon.

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 22, 2018 04:58 PM (gwPgz)

616 Hrothgar good to hear from you, you came up in conversations often you know.
All good

Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2018 04:59 PM (aC6Sd)

617 As Venezuela disintegrates, I plan on grabbing a high plateau for a Redoubt.
Posted by: Jean at January 22, 2018 04:56 PM (yM/Yl)

I once ran a D&D campaign based on hand traced topographical maps, from the Grand Junction CO area...

People loved the campaign, but kept saying the terrain was unrealistic...

I just laughed....

Posted by: Don Q. at January 22, 2018 04:59 PM (NgKpN)

618 Ahem. FenelonSpoke is a she.

Posted by: bluebell



Did FenelonSpoke choose that or was it patriarchally assigned at birth???

Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2018 04:59 PM (4dbPD)

619 The Bible doesn't even deal with forms of government like republics.

The Prophets were aware of oligarchic city-states up north in Canaan. That's about as close as the Ancient Near East got to the republican system (which, to be fair, was about as close as Rome ever got, too).

The Bible considers these to be pagan in religion and oppressive to the poor in practice.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 22, 2018 04:59 PM (6FqZa)

620 Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2018 04:58 PM (7uYFy)

The sad ones are the ones that work the day shift.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 22, 2018 04:59 PM (3QAtO)

621 "Drugs weren't the right quality? lol"
-Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 22, 2018 04:58 PM (nNPAz)

*HAH!*

I hated the coke-heads, but the free beer was good.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 04:59 PM (Ckg4U)

622
Seriously? Your version of everything you want includes paying taxes?



Got audited by the IRS in comment 474.

My next list eliminates them. Don't want to seem too greedy right up front.

Posted by: ACME Batman-suit at January 22, 2018 05:00 PM (tbaaT)

623 Skinny DACA to me means no ice cream on the bus back to your designated shitholes.

Posted by: Jean at January 22, 2018 05:00 PM (yM/Yl)

624 584 Boy, Insomniac and Duncanthrax like to live dangerously.
Just sayin'
Posted by: bluebell at January 22, 2018 04:47 PM

She can only put you on The List once.

Unlike The Look, which can be delivered multiple times.

Fortunately, most women don't fully develop The Look until after 29, or older, so we're safe here.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 22, 2018 04:54 PM (ctuyM)

I've developed an immunity to all that after being on the constant receiving end of hostile, shaming disapproval throughout my formative years then throughout marriage. Do your worst, I've already suffered through it.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 05:00 PM (NWiLs)

625 My deal for daca would be no more sponsorship by green card holders. And for citizens, only kids and spouses. No parents, no siblings, no cousins.

Enough of a green card holder sponsoring the entire village from back home.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 22, 2018 05:00 PM (tYW2H)

626 The company I used to work for insured Cheetahs in Atlanta. I handled a number of liability and WC claims out of there. Fenelon story reminded me of a claim by customer that he was injured by one of the dancers when she violently shoved her breasts in his face.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 22, 2018 04:58 PM (3QAtO)


What, it pushed his pacifier down his throat?

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 22, 2018 05:00 PM (nNPAz)

627 613
Go easy on Allahpundit. It's rougher on the NeverTrump assholes than on
Dems. The former have sold their souls, and got nothing but an Egg
McMuffin for it. The D's never had souls to sell, so they can handle it.

Posted by: George LeS at January 22, 2018 04:58 PM (+TcCF)
AP jumped the shark years before Trump came along. I came here in '08 from that place. Never looked back.

Posted by: Peaches at January 22, 2018 05:01 PM (14URa)

628 Did FenelonSpoke choose that or was it patriarchally assigned at birth???
Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2018 04:59 PM (4dbPD)

My gender o r my nic?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2018 05:01 PM (8+Ozj)

629 Sometimes I fail to retain my flatus.

Posted by: James Comey, Heterosexual at January 22, 2018 05:01 PM (398bZ)

630 hogmartin, I did click to see if I recognized any of the names.

Of course I didn't. I couldn't even pronounce them.

And no way was I going to actually click on any of the songs. I found a nice 70s playlist and I'm listening to that instead while I clean out my pantry (allegedly) and play here.

Posted by: bluebell at January 22, 2018 05:01 PM (kNasr)

631 She works on Wall Street now.
Posted by: JoeF.

There's a strip club on Wall Street?

Posted by: Bruce at January 22, 2018 05:02 PM (8ikIW)

632 "Thank you, Slap. It did weigh on me."
-Posted by: Ladyl at January 22, 2018 04:58 PM (lgKyC)

Awwwww, sweetheart. Don't EVER think that.

I'm sorry that I left that impression.

I must have been a jerk.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 05:02 PM (Ckg4U)

633 a claim by customer that he was injured by one of the dancers when she violently shoved her breasts in his face.



What a pussy.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2018 05:02 PM (4dbPD)

634 137 Allahpundit is an insightful, level headed everyman with a wonderful wit. He reminds me of a photo I took of a patch of weeds near the Santa Monica pier. There was a shopping cart tipped over in the middle. It was so poignant. Later, I rode home sans bicycle seat because my anus is a vagina.
Posted by: Chucky Johnson at January 22, 2018 03:44 PM (FTPVM)
++++++++++++++++++
Funny, because it's true.

Posted by: LGF's Seatpost at January 22, 2018 05:02 PM (oozmg)

635 Protip: never read AOSHQ while you're having your hair cut.

Posted by: pep at January 22, 2018 05:03 PM (LAe3v)

636 Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2018 04:59 PM (aC6Sd)

Good to know, thanks!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 22, 2018 05:03 PM (gwPgz)

637 I don't think you can grant anything to alex that she doesn't already have.

I assume the flamethrowers need fuel and raptor chow costs money.

Posted by: DaveA at January 22, 2018 05:03 PM (FhXTo)

638 >> I just shared the story because I thought it would
>> amuse publius.

Mission accomplished. I was amused.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 05:03 PM (8O3HH)

639
The sad ones are the ones that work the day shift.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 22, 2018 04:59 PM (3QAtO)

Except for the Russians. They would work day, night; as much as they could. It was all for money. And they would complain if they took home less than 1000 on a Friday night ( small club in NJ) even though their fathers had probably made that in a year in the USSR.....

Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2018 05:03 PM (7uYFy)

640 I've developed an immunity to all that after being on the constant receiving end of hostile, shaming disapproval throughout my formative years then throughout marriage. Do your worst, I've already suffered through it.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 05:00 PM (NWiLs)


How far are you from ft Lauderdale? I'll be there next week.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 22, 2018 05:03 PM (nNPAz)

641 There's a strip club on Wall Street?
Posted by: Bruce
-----------

Don't know about strippers, but the place is populated with pimps, whores and prostitutes.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 22, 2018 05:03 PM (+y0ym)

642 think I'll watch that cheesy Nicholas Cage movie

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 22, 2018 05:03 PM (6FqZa)

643 AP jumped the shark years before Trump came along. I came here in '08 from that place. Never looked back.

Posted by: Peaches

_________

Even before Trump, I've said for a while it seemed like he and the rest of HotAir was almost some sort of PsyOps campaign funded by Soros. And I'm only half joking.

Posted by: Maritime at January 22, 2018 05:03 PM (lKmt3)

644 Ahhh....I recall fondly telling a fellow - in the midst of nasty university faculty politics - that the only thing worse for him than having a stripper for a mistress was having someone like me know it.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 22, 2018 05:04 PM (fA1SL)

645 There's a strip club on Wall Street?
Posted by: Bruce at January 22, 2018 05:02 PM (8ikIW)

Wall Street IS a strip club.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2018 05:04 PM (7uYFy)

646 Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2018 05:02 PM (4dbPD)
Dr

Well I did not pay him anything but I did have to investigate and interview the dancer. Good times.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 22, 2018 05:04 PM (3QAtO)

647 think I'll watch that cheesy Nicholas Cage movie
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 22, 2018 05:03 PM (6FqZa)
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Oh c'mon, bt hobo. You'll have to be more specific than that.

Posted by: bluebell at January 22, 2018 05:04 PM (kNasr)

648 In my yuute days i would go to strip clubs with girls. Enough drinks and they would all eventually want a lap dance or 5, lol. Fun times.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 22, 2018 05:04 PM (tBJsP)

649
I've known a couple of girls who sank low enough to work the pole as strippers. It's pretty sad when you see it from that side.

As opposed to the morally uplifting role of stocking shelves at the super market for minimum wage? Dancing around for hours -- something that I know many women would enjoy doing for free -- and collecting a purse full of dollar bills in exchange. While the stock boys would make lewd comments about her body without rendering one tip?

Some people see victims everywhere. I see some women of limited intelligence leading with their best asset (no pun intended), saving money, and getting out.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 22, 2018 05:04 PM (2FqvZ)

650 How far are you from ft Lauderdale? I'll be there next week.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 22, 2018 05:03 PM (nNPAz)

About a 3.5 hour drive.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 05:04 PM (NWiLs)

651 No you werent a jerk at all. I think that sometimes my commentary is too ambiguous.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 22, 2018 05:05 PM (EdGEP)

652 Berserker is doing the Sweet Metal tour '18.

No tickets available.

Have a fuckin' backyard.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 05:05 PM (Ckg4U)

653 There's a strip club on Wall Street?
Posted by: Bruce
-----------

Don't know about strippers, but the place is populated with pimps, whores and prostitutes.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

There used to be strippers in limos circling the area

Posted by: Jean at January 22, 2018 05:05 PM (yM/Yl)

654 How far are you from ft Lauderdale? I'll be there next week.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 22, 2018 05:03 PM (nNPAz)

About a 3.5 hour drive.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 05:04 PM (NWiLs)
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The chance to meet Berserker? DO IT

Posted by: bluebell at January 22, 2018 05:05 PM (kNasr)

655 Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 22, 2018 04:15 PM (KUaJL)

thanks
we're on an older T-Mobile plan though

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 22, 2018 05:06 PM (hMwEB)

656 Speaking as a D.J. from a strip club? Just as you'd imagine, there are a lot of drugs in those clubs.

I quit after two months. "

Oh Slap, I can hear you in my head "And now let's give a big hand to Talladega, coming up on Stage 2! Let's hear it, guys!""

(nascar tracks always make great Stripper names)

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2018 05:06 PM (k1TUh)

657 been a while...must be a movie review on the way.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 22, 2018 05:07 PM (z79tQ)

658 Good, Ladyl. I don't want to be a jerk.

...at least not to you.

The rest of you can drink my ass.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 05:07 PM (Ckg4U)

659 NOOD

Posted by: Bruce at January 22, 2018 05:07 PM (8ikIW)

660
425 The problem with Guess Who's Coming to Dinner? is that they make the Sidney Poitier character perfect.There is literally nothing about him that can be objected to but his skin color.

Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2018 04:34 PM (LiyEm)

Yeah. Would have been more interesting if she had brought home a Black Panther.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 22, 2018 05:07 PM (ZM2xo)

661 took a girlfriend to a strip club once. The strippers loved her.



You should have bought the girlfriend a lap dance. Could have led somewhere really fun.

Posted by: publius,"


I go to the strip clubs when I'm in Portland, and usually between 20%-25% of the clientele are women. Last time I was there, I was sitting at the stage when some gal walked up, plopped a ten-dollar bill in front of me, and walked off. I went over to thank her later and it was this gorgeous statuesque blonde gal in a business suit. She was there with her boyfriend.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 22, 2018 05:07 PM (LrbFI)

662 Knew a girl in college who stripped. She made more in a weekend than i made in a summer working menial jobs.

So yeah who is the "victim"?

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 22, 2018 05:08 PM (VZo1+)

663 Mike Hammer-- think you are referring to the floor of the Exchange.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 22, 2018 05:08 PM (VXOfH)

664 "The chance to meet Berserker? DO IT."
-Posted by: bluebell at January 22, 2018 05:05 PM (kNasr)

#MetalThread

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 05:08 PM (Ckg4U)

665 (nascar tracks always make great Stripper names)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2018 05:06 PM (k1TUh)

"give it up for Watkin's Glen, everybody!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 22, 2018 05:08 PM (T28di)

666 About a 3.5 hour drive.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 05:04 PM (NWiLs)


Damn, kinda far.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 22, 2018 05:08 PM (nNPAz)

667 There's a strip club on Wall Street?


There was one nearby, somewhere behind Trinity Place.

Old fashioned strip club. Drink a beer, look at the tits, don't look at the tits, whatever. It wasn't a production, it wasn't a shakedown. You could just drink a beer and look at the tits.

I went to school down there. We took the girl we liked (literally we, a bunch of us liked her) and she was a good sport.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 22, 2018 05:08 PM (fuK7c)

668 Knew a girl in college who stripped. She made more in a weekend than i made in a summer working menial jobs.

So yeah who is the "victim"? She was wicked smaaaht too.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 22, 2018 05:08 PM (VZo1+)

669 And my sincere thanks for the prayers from many of you (and the prayer list).
Posted by: Hrothgar


God be with you always. You have not been forgotten.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at January 22, 2018 05:08 PM (vcOmj)

670 The rest of you can drink my ass.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 05:07 PM (Ckg4U)
Is it cold? Asking for a friend . . .

Posted by: Peaches at January 22, 2018 05:08 PM (14URa)

671
"Sex workers", which is the PC term for strippers and similar most often end up hating men. Especially strippers and those who perform in public like that.

Why? They see men at their worst, hooping and hollering and acting like lunatics, pawing and grabbing at 'em and treating them like commodities.

They end up despising men. And a lot of them go lesbo because of it.

I was reading something about this by some psychologist describing what "working the pole" does to a girl.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 05:09 PM (8O3HH)

672 Even before Trump, I've said for a while it seemed like he and the rest of HotAir was almost some sort of PsyOps campaign funded by Soros. And I'm only half joking.

Posted by: Maritime at January 22, 2018 05:03 PM (lKmt3)

Sometime in NOV '12. Lost me when, after O's re-election, they dropped the Obamateurism-of-the-day. Checked the sidebar.

AoSHQ was at the top of the list. AND I COULD COMMENT. Got a response or one and I was hooked.

Posted by: golfman at January 22, 2018 05:09 PM (48QDY)

673 Nood - Saul Goodman

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 22, 2018 05:09 PM (fA1SL)

674 *HAH!*

NOOD!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 05:10 PM (Ckg4U)

675 666 About a 3.5 hour drive.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 05:04 PM (NWiLs)


Damn, kinda far.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 22, 2018 05:08 PM (nNPAz)

Yeah, I'm more in the middle of the state and Ft. Lauderdale is pretty far south. I've made the drive before. What days are you going to be there, if you don't mind saying?

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 05:10 PM (NWiLs)

676 As Venezuela disintegrates, I plan on grabbing a high plateau for a Redoubt.
Posted by: Jean at January 22, 2018 04:56 PM (yM/Yl)

I once ran a D&D campaign based on hand traced topographical maps, from the Grand Junction CO area...

People loved the campaign, but kept saying the terrain was unrealistic...

I just laughed....
Posted by: Don Q

I had some idiot telling me about how unreal all.these fanatsy novels with big cave systems were, and sitting right in front of us was a natgeo with an article on the huge cave systems in veitnam

Posted by: Jean at January 22, 2018 05:12 PM (yM/Yl)

677 >>>Ruth Bader Ginsberg was kind of hot when she was young.<<<

Some jamoke named Adam took a bite of her fucking apple and it has since been an everlasting descent into Hellfire.

Posted by: Fritz at January 22, 2018 05:12 PM (bJ0w+)

678 And my sincere thanks for the prayers from many of you (and the prayer list).
Posted by: Hrothgar

Speaking for myself, I appreciate the privilege of praying for people. I am so sorry for the tragic death of your son, but I want to keep people in prayer as I am grateful for the prayers of others. I think that's one of the special things people of faith here do for each other.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2018 05:12 PM (8+Ozj)

679 Hey dont knock strip clubs that's where I met my wife. Unfortunately, she was the bouncer.

Posted by: Mr Elena Kagan at January 22, 2018 05:13 PM (4upo5)

680 Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 05:10 PM (NWiLs)

Sorry to be nosy. but Could';t you guy meet half way or something". I think it would be good for you to get out, IS and Berserker has such a positive attitude.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2018 05:14 PM (8+Ozj)

681 Serious question Ace. How would like to write posts on a blog everyday where 99% of the commenters, in every single posts, told you what a stupid, ignorant, dumb-ass you were? I ALMOST feel sorry for the slub!

Posted by: jmell7 at January 22, 2018 05:16 PM (tai6/)

682 Posted by: Peaches at January 22, 2018 03:47 PM (14URa)

I'll be saying it multiple times. It's actually gonna be more like a mini red wave. The Smarter Democrats know whats coming. A lot of people on our side are just too scared to believe it. It will get more obvious as the year rolls on.

Posted by: Mega at January 22, 2018 05:18 PM (rv0Fo)

683 681 Serious question Ace. How would like to write posts on a blog everyday where 99% of the commenters, in every single posts, told you what a stupid, ignorant, dumb-ass you were? I ALMOST feel sorry for the slub!

Posted by: jmell7 at January 22, 2018 05:16 PM (tai6/)

One cold stare from Ace with the words "Don't ever take sides against the family again" puts a stop to that.

Posted by: kbdabear at January 22, 2018 05:20 PM (eh0Va)

684 "Dems keep moving out of blue states to purple states. So purple CDs get
mpre blue while blue CDs stay blue. This is a long term trend that
sucks."

Well, if that's the case then our only hope is to ban all interstate migration for at least the next 50 years and start building walls and posting guards at every state border. Stock the Mississippi and Ohio rivers with sharks that have friggin' laser beams attached to their heads.....

Posted by: Secret Square at January 22, 2018 05:24 PM (+HoK2)

685 Look what the ring of power did to

Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2018 05:29 PM (aC6Sd)

686 Ruthy

Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2018 05:30 PM (aC6Sd)

687 683 681 Serious question Ace. How would like to write posts on a blog everyday where 99% of the commenters, in every single posts, told you what a stupid, ignorant, dumb-ass you were? I ALMOST feel sorry for the slub!

Posted by: jmell7 at January 22, 2018 05:16 PM (tai6/)

One cold stare from Ace with the words "Don't ever take sides against the family again" puts a stop to that.
Posted by: kbdabear at January 22, 2018 05:20 PM (eh0Va)

Yeah, you don't want to see Ace settle all family business.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 22, 2018 05:35 PM (xJa6I)

688 Sometimes, very, very rarely, but sometimes, the good person wins.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny

=====

Alex, that story was all kinds of heart warming. Especially since the 'rons here are so, well, harsh.

Posted by: Texican(ette) at January 22, 2018 05:35 PM (CjE8v)

Dan Rather to Host Weekly Show With Archprog Goon Squad "The Young Turks"

Let's take "Young" out of that name. The Young Turks weren't that young when they started, and ten years later, they're less young.

Thought they do cry like fat little babies.

Anyway, alleged down-the-middle Hard News Man Dan Rather will be doing an "untraditional" "news" "cast" (it's not a cast, as it's not broadcast) with hard core prog bridge trolls.

Speaking of supposed "news" people, MeAgain Kelly gives a catty response to Jane Fonda over a minor joke about Kelly asking her about plastic surgery. Don't get me wrong, Jane Fonda deserves every inch of having her disgraceful posing on a North Vietnamese anti-aircraft gun and propagandizing for that regime.

But what spurred this? Was MeAgain Kelly bringing this up to rebut Jane Fonda's political claims?

No, because MeAgain is a liberal. MeAgain only brought this up to vindicate, get this, a personal dispute. I know, hard to believe, right? She was all butthurt that Jane Fonda made another reference to a question MeAgain asked about her plastic surgery. It's barely even a tweak, let alone an insult.

But for that sin -- and not for any substantive dispute -- MeAgain Kelly does what LBJ should have, full saturation bombing all the way to Hanoi.

I'm still amused by these petty, narcissistic, personally-insulting creatures rending their garments over Trump's pettiness, narcissism, and personal insults.

Update:

By popular demand, here is the Young Turks election night meltdown:

(OregonMuse)

Posted by: Ace at 02:21 PM




Comments

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1 I knew this joint leaned right, but...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at January 22, 2018 02:22 PM (AM1GF)

2 This is disgusting. The Left never ceases attempts to rehabilitate the public image of proven liar Dan Rather.

Posted by: navybrat, enjoying covfefe at January 22, 2018 02:23 PM (w7KSn)

3 Middle Aged Turks just doesn't trip off the tongue.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 22, 2018 02:24 PM (RD7QR)

4 Who watches/listens to Young Turks?

Posted by: Under Fire at January 22, 2018 02:24 PM (r9UYA)

5

got nothing

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2018 02:24 PM (fceHP)

6 The young turks are ten years old? They seem kind of immature for 10 year olds... Stunted developmental growth.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 22, 2018 02:24 PM (ycWCI)

7

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 22, 2018 02:24 PM (RD7QR)

8 Heh. TYT. bought and paid for by Qatari slavers. And now they've got dan rather.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 22, 2018 02:24 PM (fA1SL)

9 They stream on YouTube.That's the Big Time.

Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2018 02:24 PM (LiyEm)

10 Young hearts, be free tonight
Time is on your side

Posted by: Rod Stewart at January 22, 2018 02:25 PM (hXeKX)

11 You misspelled Turds in that headline

Posted by: ShainS at January 22, 2018 02:25 PM (xgMyX)

12 Yeah, why would anyone think there's an issue when Fake News when the reputation of Dan Freaking Rather has now been fully rehabilitated.

Post needs more youtube of the Young Turks losing it on Election night.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 22, 2018 02:25 PM (mf5HN)

13 PropaDanda Rather: All the News That's Fit For you To Know

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 22, 2018 02:25 PM (+y/Ru)

14 Sarah Huckabee Sanders holding her press conference. Totally ignoring Acosta.

Love her

Posted by: ALH at January 22, 2018 02:26 PM (7DwnJ)

15 I refuse to be willowed.

I will appropriate the gay marriage slogan and say I will oppose the border wall when all the Lefty elites tear down their home security walls.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 22, 2018 02:26 PM (3QAtO)

16 12. You can't talk like that! Ana is better than you - much fvcking better.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 22, 2018 02:26 PM (fA1SL)

17 I don't actually have anything to say about this. I'm just bored because my week-long Twitter ban for saying "'Trans-women' are men" still has a day to go on it.

Also I like to call that fat tub "Cuck Uygur," and you should do that too.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 22, 2018 02:26 PM (xN1DB)

18

MeAgain was trying to tie girl power (her) with girl power (feminists).

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2018 02:26 PM (fceHP)

19
The young turks are ten years old? They seem kind of immature for 10 year olds... Stunted developmental growth.

Posted by: Aetius451AD


An Austrian general on Emperor Karl I: "Imagine a man of 30 who looks like he's 20 and talks like he's 10."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 22, 2018 02:27 PM (BWL+E)

20 Young Turks = Suicide Squad

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 22, 2018 02:27 PM (+y/Ru)

21 One of my fave election night meltdown vids. Now with more fakery.

Posted by: jsg at January 22, 2018 02:27 PM (gs8be)

22 I'm part Macedonian. We don't like any Turks, young middle aged or old.

Posted by: Archer at January 22, 2018 02:27 PM (gbWkA)

23 "At this age and stage in my life, my attitude is, 'What the hell,'" Rather said.

That attitude didn't work out so well in September 2004!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at January 22, 2018 02:27 PM (rdl6o)

24 Post needs more youtube of the Young Turks losing it on Election night.

Oh, man, *that's* what I was going to watch this weekend but totally forgot.

I knew there was something. I wrote it down, but then I misplaced the paper.

(winning)

Posted by: Lance McCormick at January 22, 2018 02:27 PM (hXeKX)

25 Can't we all just get along? Can't we just set aside our ideological difference and coexist in peace? Can't we give peace a chance?

"All we are saaaaaaaying"
"Is give Peace a chance."

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 22, 2018 02:27 PM (GroCc)

26 Wow Meagain is amazingly brittle.

Posted by: Norma Desmond at January 22, 2018 02:27 PM (p9tsI)

27 Some dipshit cable station that people only watch on YouTube to make fun on just how fucking ignorant they are? Sounds like a perfect landing place for the senile fartcutter.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 22, 2018 02:27 PM (y7DUB)

28 Which is an interesting point. Has anyone seen much of antifa lately? They seem quiet.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 22, 2018 02:22 PM (ycWCI)

^^ From previous thread.

Antifa's been quiet because the optics of that looked bad and so OFA probably pulled funding. I expect thy might be somewhat quiet until after the election. Democrats really don't want Antifa tied to them.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2018 02:28 PM (8+Ozj)

29 Sarah Huckabee Sanders holding her press conference. Totally ignoring Acosta.

Love her
Posted by: ALH at January 22, 2018 02:26 PM (7DwnJ)


I saw him cheating off someone else's notes.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2018 02:28 PM (fceHP)

30 I do not know what Kelley said to Fonda but if I am picking sides ... Die Fonda Die!

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 22, 2018 02:28 PM (3QAtO)

31 Post needs more youtube of the Young Turks losing it on Election night.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 22, 2018 02:25 PM (mf5HN)


I second that!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2018 02:28 PM (fceHP)

32 Oh, and I for one will dance on the grave of Hanoi Jane.

Posted by: Archer at January 22, 2018 02:28 PM (gbWkA)

33 my give a shit meter refuses to move. so, booze run. dan rather, still a corpse.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 22, 2018 02:29 PM (KP5rU)

34 Dan Rather keeps coming back like bad potato salad.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 22, 2018 02:29 PM (hUqh+)

35 20 Young Turks = Suicide Squad
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 22, 2018 02:27 PM (+y/Ru)

Does that mean they are a heavily scripted, convoluted and meaningless plot that was tweaked by executives to the point that it is an unwatchable mess?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 22, 2018 02:29 PM (ycWCI)

36 Discuss amongst yourselves... I'll give you a topic...
"The Young Turks" are neither young nor Turks.

[Technically correct, because Cuck Uygur is the only Turk on the show, so at most there's one Turk on there, not the plural "Turks"]

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 22, 2018 02:29 PM (xN1DB)

37 A former prisoner of war spoke at my graduation from Navy Officer Candidate School at Newport RI in Nov of 1988. He gave a very detailed description of the torture suffered by the POWs in the runup to Hanoi Jane's visit.

I hope to piss on her grave some day.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 22, 2018 02:29 PM (dDMQ9)

38 >>Heh. TYT. bought and paid for by Qatari slavers. And now they've got dan rather.


You'd think he would find retirement preferable.
Next we'll hear he's doing guest spots on PewDiePie's YouTube videos.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 22, 2018 02:29 PM (W+vEI)

39 Also I like to call that fat tub "Cuck Uygur," and you should do that too.

I'm partial to Chunk Uygur.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 22, 2018 02:29 PM (iv0p7)

40 Addressing Meagain and Fonda: Remember girls hair pulling and clothes tearing ... are real crowd pleasers.

Posted by: Roy Bignus at January 22, 2018 02:30 PM (hxLER)

41 32 Oh, and I for one will dance on the grave of Hanoi Jane.

Posted by: Archer at January 22, 2018 02:28 PM (gbWkA)

~~~

Careful, you'll be dancing in my piss. Don't wear your best shoes.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 22, 2018 02:30 PM (hUqh+)

42 Dan Rather should go home and collect his Social Security.

Posted by: ALH at January 22, 2018 02:30 PM (7DwnJ)

43 Guess they got over Rather's comment about Obama selling watermelons on the side of the road.

Posted by: Mega at January 22, 2018 02:30 PM (6NQZF)

44
Hanoi Jane or MeAgain: whose pussy is the worst nightmare?

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 02:30 PM (8O3HH)

45 32 Oh, and I for one will dance on the grave of Hanoi Jane.

Posted by: Archer at January 22, 2018 02:28 PM (gbWkA)

They need to install a urinal- and not one of those half measures that seem to be the rule these days, but the full to the floor porcelain works of art.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 22, 2018 02:30 PM (ycWCI)

46 36. His nephew, Brown Fabio, is also there. He's like his uncle, but with added dumb.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 22, 2018 02:31 PM (fA1SL)

47 I saw that clip of MeAgain asking Jane Traitor Fonda about her plastic surgery and I hate to side with MeAgain about anything, but Fonda did act like a total bitch.

Fonda has made a career based on her looks and her name, so it should be fair game for any interviewer to ask her about either. If she really doesn't want to be asked, then don't go on damn interview shows. But if she is going to do interview shows, then don't assume some bitchy, holier-than-thou attitude because an interviewer asks about something most of her viewers want to know about -- like how many plastic surgery procedures an 80-year old woman with a face as tight as a drum has had.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 22, 2018 02:31 PM (fqUgw)

48
I refuse to be willowed.

"The Morons,
United,
Will never be willowed!"

Eh, doesn't parse but whattaya gonna do?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 22, 2018 02:31 PM (BWL+E)

49 Middle Aged Turks just doesn't trip off the tongue.
With Rather joining the compromise name is going to be the Yerks.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 22, 2018 02:31 PM (ewxPW)

50 Will Brian Williams be doing Xan-on-the-street interviews with all the dead bodies washing by as a result of the Trump presidency?

Posted by: ShainS at January 22, 2018 02:31 PM (xgMyX)

51 Hanoi Jane or MeAgain: whose pussy is the worst nightmare
=========
You disgust me!

Posted by: Hillary Clinton's gynecologist at January 22, 2018 02:31 PM (GOoDQ)

52 The Left never ceases attempts to rehabilitate the public image of proven liar Dan Rather.

-
I smell a new movie, Truth: The Resurrection!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 22, 2018 02:31 PM (+y/Ru)

53 Stephen Crowder as Cenk Ugwhatever:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMSRAz2VZqk

Posted by: Lizzy at January 22, 2018 02:32 PM (W+vEI)

54 Queen did a song about Dan Rather --

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oU7rqB9E_0M


*okay, it could have been about him*

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 22, 2018 02:32 PM (0ogQG)

55 Oh. My. Stars. And. Garters..

Sarah Huckabee Sanders: "We are pleased to see Sen. Schumer accept the deal that President Trump put on the table from the beginning."

https://twitter.com/StevenTDennis/status/955520014832021504

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 22, 2018 02:32 PM (mf5HN)

56
Let's take "Young" out of that name. The Young Turks weren't that young when they started, and ten years later, they're less young.

Are they even Turks?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 22, 2018 02:32 PM (IqV8l)

57 Post needs more youtube of the Young Turks losing it on Election night.

My favorite part is when Chunk starts yelling and pointing his stubby sausage finger.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 22, 2018 02:32 PM (iv0p7)

58 Antifa's been quiet because the optics of that looked bad and so OFA probably pulled funding. I expect thy might be somewhat quiet until after the election. Democrats really don't want Antifa tied to them.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke



They're really down for their cause, except when they aren't getting paid.

Then they sit down and shut up.
Really makes one wonder just how truly committed they are?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2018 02:33 PM (4dbPD)

59 Cenk Ungher is the Dan Lebetard of Politics.

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 02:33 PM (FQutf)

60
I thought you were kidding about the whole saturation bombing of a minor dustup, but whoa kelly went a little nuts.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 22, 2018 02:33 PM (r+sAi)

61 Nothing in the world could make me watch a Dan Rather show.

Posted by: m at January 22, 2018 02:33 PM (W3P1i)

62
Antifa's been quiet because the optics of that looked bad and so OFA probably pulled funding.

So, this sudden spontaneous expression of popular rage suddenly and spontaneously disappeared.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 22, 2018 02:33 PM (BWL+E)

63 So are these Young Turks all Jewish like those other Young Turks? Armenians want to know.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 22, 2018 02:33 PM (YV+SU)

64 Are they even Turks?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 22, 2018 02:32 PM (IqV8l)

Hey, don't link them with me. *gobble*

Posted by: Butterball at January 22, 2018 02:33 PM (suO/a)

65 Even if it didn't come from a "good place", kudos for MeAgain Kelly to blast Jane Fonda the way she did.

I'm still amazed some vet didn't ever get revenge on Jane Fonda, what she did was well beyond having a different opinion.

Posted by: Maritime at January 22, 2018 02:33 PM (G/kZc)

66 dan rather should be selling catheters to gullible old timing people on me tv. fucking sideshow, decrepit, full of shit, pickle puffer.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 22, 2018 02:33 PM (KP5rU)

67 61 Nothing in the world could make me watch a Dan Rather show.
Posted by: m at January 22, 2018 02:33 PM (W3P1i)

Topless Christina Hendricks?

Just back of the envelope thinking here.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 22, 2018 02:34 PM (ycWCI)

68 I thought you were kidding about the whole saturation bombing of a minor dustup, but whoa kelly went a little nuts.
========
Like I said, Meagain is quite brittle isn't she?

Posted by: Norma Desmond at January 22, 2018 02:34 PM (1ncYF)

69 I loved Cenk Ungher's Election night coverage.

Posted by: undocumented illegal sh*thole traveler at January 22, 2018 02:34 PM (e8kgV)

70 When will they do the chop chop on Rathers neck?

Posted by: Under Fire at January 22, 2018 02:34 PM (r9UYA)

71 Is he still alive?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 22, 2018 02:35 PM (5y11N)

72 62
Antifa's been quiet because the optics of that looked bad and so OFA probably pulled funding.

So, this sudden spontaneous expression of popular rage suddenly and spontaneously disappeared.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 22, 2018 02:33 PM (BWL+E)

Funny how grassroots turns to easily removed astroturf. Why, it's like it was astroturf all along! It seemed so natural!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 22, 2018 02:35 PM (ycWCI)

73 Megyn's next show will involve DNA tests and burly security guards.

Posted by: tu3031 at January 22, 2018 02:35 PM (O5Q3r)

74 From the Wall thread, I'm always amused by Democrats saying the Wall will be a waste of money.

You know how Democrats are fiscal hawks. The Wall will take funds away from crucial programs, such as that helping the gay polar bears to stop smoking.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2018 02:35 PM (YqDXo)

75
That's one cat fight I won't care to watch. Nor, the kissing and making up afterwards. That's would be at best B-cup lesbian porn. And just ewwwwwww.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 02:35 PM (8O3HH)

76 Oh. My. Stars. And. Garters..

Sarah Huckabee Sanders: "We are pleased to see Sen. Schumer accept the deal that President Trump put on the table from the beginning."

https://twitter.com/StevenTDennis/status/955520014832021504
Posted by: alexthechick



That's a National League Ouch! That's no farm team ouch.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2018 02:35 PM (4dbPD)

77 I'm still amazed some vet didn't ever get revenge on Jane Fonda, what she did was well beyond having a different opinion.
Posted by: Maritime at January 22, 2018 02:33 PM (G/kZ

HS Gym coach (80's) (vet) chose the Lyle Alzado workout video over that commie bitch.

Posted by: Butterball at January 22, 2018 02:35 PM (suO/a)

78 Sarah Huckabee Sanders: "We are pleased to see Sen. Schumer accept the deal that President Trump put on the table from the beginning."

I am sure when Schumer called, Trump said, yes, but first....

Posted by: blaster at January 22, 2018 02:35 PM (Z5y53)

79 Whoa!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 22, 2018 02:35 PM (ycWCI)

80 37 A former prisoner of war spoke at my graduation from Navy Officer Candidate School at Newport RI in Nov of 1988. He gave a very detailed description of the torture suffered by the POWs in the runup to Hanoi Jane's visit.

I hope to piss on her grave some day.
______________________

Jane says that torture was "understandable."

I wonder how many of the U.S. servicemen who were the victims of that torture felt the same?

Everytime I think of her comments and that photo of her, I can't help but be reminded of that old SNL skit: "Jane, you ignorant slut . . . ."

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 22, 2018 02:36 PM (fqUgw)

81 ERDOGAN TO US: GET OUT OF THE WAY SO WE CAN KILL KURDS
Turkey under Erdogan has long ceased to behave like a NATO ally.

He's no friend, NO Ally, and No Good

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 22, 2018 02:36 PM (5y11N)

82 I saw Archprog Goon Squad open for GWAR. They sucked.

Posted by: Vanya at January 22, 2018 02:36 PM (FNloY)

83 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 22, 2018 02:33 PM (BWL+E)

They could always be called upon at another spontaneous time.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2018 02:36 PM (8+Ozj)

84
When will these Young Turks start slaughtering Armenians? They could do something useful if they started with the Kardashians.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 22, 2018 02:36 PM (BWL+E)

85 >>Megyn's next show will involve DNA tests and burly security guards.


a Webcam, some Produce and a Tip Jar.

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 02:36 PM (Y0XKM)

86 If you're bringing on Dan Rather to increase ratings everyone involved should be working on their resumes and picking out plush kneepads.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 22, 2018 02:36 PM (hUqh+)

87 A lot of Jayne Fonda pictures in Military Urinals

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 22, 2018 02:36 PM (5y11N)

88 I remember when TYT signed up Talcum X. I guess rather is a natural.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 22, 2018 02:37 PM (fA1SL)

89 55 Oh. My. Stars. And. Garters..

Sarah Huckabee Sanders: "We are pleased to see Sen. Schumer accept the deal that President Trump put on the table from the beginning."

https://twitter.com/StevenTDennis/status/955520014832021504
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 22, 2018 02:32 PM (mf5HN)

Boom.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 22, 2018 02:37 PM (RD7QR)

90 Does Jane Fonda have a husband or significant other or is she just surrounded by cats?

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 22, 2018 02:37 PM (YV+SU)

91 To be fair I think the other Today crew also piled on Kelley , specifically Whoreta, so her response was probably an accumulation of everything.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 22, 2018 02:37 PM (3QAtO)

92 Posted by: blaster at January 22, 2018 02:35 PM (Z5y53)

I hope not. The thought of Schumer blowing anyone is distinctly unappealing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2018 02:37 PM (8+Ozj)

93 Dan Rather isn't competent to be out in public by himself without appropriate supervision. The young turks are not appropriate supervision. This will not end well.

There will be "accidents".

Posted by: simplemind at January 22, 2018 02:38 PM (d8YSr)

94 Odd.

I suddenly have the urge to play 'War Pigs'.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 22, 2018 02:38 PM (GroCc)

95 >>90 Does Jane Fonda have a husband or significant other or is she just surrounded by cats?

Her cats are afraid of the turkey claws she calls hands.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 22, 2018 02:38 PM (r9UYA)

96 81 ERDOGAN TO US: GET OUT OF THE WAY SO WE CAN KILL KURDS
Turkey under Erdogan has long ceased to behave like a NATO ally.

He's no friend, NO Ally, and No Good
--------------------------
I hope we have moved the nukes in Turkey back to Europe.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 22, 2018 02:38 PM (YV+SU)

97 Do the young turds have a Uygur Wednesday?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 22, 2018 02:39 PM (IqV8l)

98 4 Who watches/listens to Young Turks?
Posted by: Under Fire

I do. I love the show. But I only watch the 2016 election night edition. I really love the show. Almost everything that is said is a homerun.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at January 22, 2018 02:39 PM (kfcYC)

99 Twitter ban for saying "'Trans-women' are men"

-
When you purposely intend to insult like the NFLers kneeling or the K*ntKaps marching, that's not hate speech, but if you accidentally notice that Bradley Manning isn't a chick but a mentally ill mutilated male, that's hate speech.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 22, 2018 02:39 PM (+y/Ru)

100 Nothing in the world could make me watch a Dan Rather show.
Posted by: m at January 22, 2018 02:33 PM (W3P1i)



What if there are lions on the show?

Bears?

Velociraptors?

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 22, 2018 02:39 PM (mf5HN)

101 So turks, like Muslims?

Posted by: pogomip at January 22, 2018 02:39 PM (Luz9l)

102 I hope not. The thought of Schumer blowing anyone is distinctly unappealing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2018 02:37 PM (8+Ozj)


It would be like a Viking!

Or something.

Posted by: blaster at January 22, 2018 02:39 PM (Z5y53)

103 Maybe his first guest will be Cave Schumer

Posted by: sofa spender at January 22, 2018 02:40 PM (4u7kU)

104
https://twitter.com/StevenTDennis/status/955520014832021504

Posted by: alexthechick







That's a National League Ouch! That's no farm team ouch.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2018 02:35 PM (4dbPD)

Most of the replies are delusional.


Posted by: Jon Snow at January 22, 2018 02:40 PM (8iiMU)

105 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqVpk0qxmfA

Naw !! This Queen Song is Dan Blather

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 22, 2018 02:40 PM (y3aQB)

106 a Webcam, some Produce and a Tip Jar.

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 02:36 PM (Y0XKM)

I know right? *reaches for paddle and pin-pong ball*

Posted by: Winona in SP the Movie at January 22, 2018 02:40 PM (suO/a)

107 Tonight on FOX :


When Animals Attack Dan Rather

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 02:40 PM (bWZS9)

108 Most women (Moronettes are the obvious exception) are silly about politics. Most celebrities are silly about politics. Lady celebrities? I think I can name two living ones that aren't retarded.

So the notion that someome condemns Hanoi Jane over catty personal spats instead of simple decency- which MeAgain should show by calling out that scum sucking traitor during her promo tours- is the best I expect from her type.

Posted by: trev006 at January 22, 2018 02:40 PM (jRA31)

109 Press Numbnuts: Will the President commit to citizenship for illegals that you repeatedly refuse to commit to?

Sanders: We don't negotiate with the press.


Boom! Outta there.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 22, 2018 02:40 PM (y7DUB)

110 When will these Young Turks start slaughtering Armenians?

Whenever the YTs have one of their Q ampersand A sessions, the audience member has to talk to a microphone held by a YT employee. If you say anything about the Armenian genocide they snatch the mic away from your mouth and hustle you away.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 22, 2018 02:40 PM (iv0p7)

111 100 Nothing in the world could make me watch a Dan Rather show.
Posted by: m at January 22, 2018 02:33 PM (W3P1i)

What if it was Dan Rather hosting Celebrity Death Match?

But instead of claymation models it was actual celebrities actually fighting to the death?

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 22, 2018 02:40 PM (72PAC)

112 90 Does Jane Fonda have a husband or significant other or is she just surrounded by cats?
___________

Cats.

She's been divorced multiple times, and has some kids and grandkids, but mostly . . . cats.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 22, 2018 02:40 PM (fqUgw)

113 Who are the idiots/assholes who keep giving Chunk Uyghur money?

Posted by: Hikaru at January 22, 2018 02:40 PM (CMbMd)

114 At the doctor's office this morning, there was a copy of People with a pic of Hanoi Jane on the cover. "Jane Fonda at 80--Still Sexy!" or some such.

I looked briefly at the picture. Either a very old picture or heavily photoshopped. No way that was an 80 year old woman.

It's both unsettling and sad, watching these old people continue to deny reality and pretend they're still young and attractive.

Posted by: tsj017 at January 22, 2018 02:40 PM (4YUWF)

115 Ohhhh thank you for the youtube video, ace!

*clappyhands*

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 22, 2018 02:40 PM (mf5HN)

116 When I need a good chuckle, I watch their epic election night meltdown. Especially the part where Ungyer (sp?) goes on a tirade about going after the Dems and their donors. lol

Posted by: IC at January 22, 2018 02:41 PM (a0IVu)

117 Nothing in the world could make me watch a Dan Rather show.
Posted by: m at January 22, 2018 02:33 PM (W3P1i)

Judgement from a Court as punishment ?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 22, 2018 02:41 PM (5y11N)

118 "21 One of my fave election night meltdown vids. Now with more fakery.
Posted by: jsg"


The beginning of the night with Chunk smugly gloating about Hillary having an early lead in Alabama is priceless.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 22, 2018 02:41 PM (OD2ni)

119 What does this mean?

And on 2/8 that spiked football is going to bounce up and hit her in the eye.

The gems will pull sone shenanigans then?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2018 02:41 PM (8+Ozj)

120 Dan Rather's next gig after TYT will be as a spokesperson for some bladder incontinence product.

Posted by: ALH at January 22, 2018 02:41 PM (7DwnJ)

121 44
Hanoi Jane or MeAgain: whose pussy is the worst nightmare?
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear

wurst?

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at January 22, 2018 02:41 PM (kfcYC)

122 I count myself fortunate that I have no idea who any of those people are.

From the two minutes I could tolerate of that video I came to the conclusion that gnurr is smarter than all of them combined.

Posted by: The toaster at January 22, 2018 02:42 PM (tRaq7)

123 Jane Fonda has to keep an Electric Can Opener on the nighstand because her cats have learned not to trust their cute little noses.

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 02:42 PM (bWZS9)

124 I love that video sexually.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 02:42 PM (ptqGC)

125 Sarah Huckabee Sanders: "We are pleased to see Sen. Schumer accept the deal that President Trump put on the table from the beginning."

-
Bernie knows who's to blame:

Bernie Sanders@SenSanders
This government shutdown is part of the long-term, anti-government ideology paid for by the Koch brothers.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 22, 2018 02:42 PM (+y/Ru)

126 Anna Kasparian is kind of cute when she is frothing at the mouth.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 22, 2018 02:42 PM (OD2ni)

127 121 wurst?

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at January 22, 2018 02:41 PM (kfcYC)

No, that's Bradley "Chelsea" Manning.

Posted by: Hikaru at January 22, 2018 02:42 PM (CMbMd)

128 112 90 Does Jane Fonda have a husband or significant other or is she just surrounded by cats?
___________

Cats.

She's been divorced multiple times, and has some kids and grandkids, but mostly . . . cats.
------------------------------------
As I expected. That was my first impression of the Womens March. Angry female hoarders smelling of cat urine.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 22, 2018 02:42 PM (YV+SU)

129 109
Press Numbnuts: Will the President commit to citizenship for illegals that you repeatedly refuse to commit to?



Sanders: We don't negotiate with the press.



Boom! Outta there.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 22, 2018 02:40 PM (y7DUB)
Holy moly! I have a girl crush on her.

Posted by: IC at January 22, 2018 02:43 PM (a0IVu)

130 >>It's both unsettling and sad, watching these old people continue to deny reality and pretend they're still young and attractive.


It's all we have. Well, besides a painful and horrible *OW my head*

Posted by: John McCain at January 22, 2018 02:43 PM (r9UYA)

131 113. Qatar. TYT was funded by Al Jazzera, who also fubd all the biggest prog channels and such.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 22, 2018 02:43 PM (fA1SL)

132 Hanoi Jane's last hubby was Ted Turner; they divorced in 2001.

Before that it was Tom Hayden, and then some other one before him.

She's 80 now, the internet says.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 02:43 PM (8O3HH)

133 What if there are lions on the show?

Bears?

Velociraptors?
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 22, 2018 02:39 PM (mf5HN)

Gladiators !

Posted by: jsg at January 22, 2018 02:43 PM (gs8be)

134 'Nothing in the world could make me watch a Dan Rather show.
Posted by: m at January 22, 2018 02:33 PM (W3P1i) "

How about an episode involve Gunga Dan, a five gallon can of gas, and him holding a strike-anywhere match?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 22, 2018 02:44 PM (EyPfd)

135 Tonight on FOX :


When Animals Attack Dan Rather
Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 02:40 PM (bWZS9)



There was a throwaway background gag on the Simpsons once with the tv in the background "Tonight on Fox: When Animals Attack Magicians" and I thought, yeah, I'd watch that.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 22, 2018 02:44 PM (mf5HN)

136 She's been divorced multiple times, and has some kids and grandkids, but mostly . . . cats.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer



Ted Turner could only stand her for ten years.
Her cats are just waiting for her to die so they can eat her.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2018 02:45 PM (4dbPD)

137 Posted by: trev006 at January 22, 2018 02:40 PM (jRA31)

I wish you would have told me sooner.

Posted by: Zombie Joan Rivers at January 22, 2018 02:45 PM (3QAtO)

138 Wait a sec. Wasn't Sink Ugly recently fired for offending speech towards women ?

Posted by: jsg at January 22, 2018 02:45 PM (gs8be)

139
131 113. Qatar. TYT was funded by Al Jazzera, who also fubd all the biggest prog channels and such.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 22, 2018 02:43 PM (fA1SL)


I swear to god, somebody on a video game message board I (sometimes) post on wrote a post today saying they can't wait until Islam takes over and wipes out Christianity, because Islam will never deny somebody medical care, unlike "those Christians".

Posted by: Hikaru at January 22, 2018 02:45 PM (CMbMd)

140 Off, Zappa sock leftover from the last thread.

Posted by: Backwards O'Boy at January 22, 2018 02:45 PM (tRaq7)

141 People are always on about how Bannon looks, *ahem* disheveled.

I think Stank Ugh-gyar has him beaten in this category. He looks like a disgusting slob, and he talks like an inarticulate cretin. He can't blame his brain damaged speech or lumpy, deformed face on anything but genetics.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 22, 2018 02:45 PM (/qEW2)

142
You know, I'm not making any bets on what Christie Brinkley will look like at 80. At 63 now, she's still hot. So at 80, she might look 50 or something.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 02:45 PM (8O3HH)

143 Jane Fonda is 80!
Where does the time go?

She'll probably live to be a hundred and twelve and outlive us all.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 22, 2018 02:45 PM (GroCc)

144 I saw a bumper sticker holding together some pinch faced harridan's beater saying "Bernie can't be bought by Billionaires". I figured that third house was much less pricey.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 22, 2018 02:45 PM (y7DUB)

145 Who the hell is Shailene Woodley/ Hollywood Royalty?

Posted by: Glenn John at January 22, 2018 02:46 PM (zgAdX)

146 "Tonight on Fox: When Animals Attack Magicians" and I thought, yeah, I'd watch that.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 22, 2018 02:44 PM (mf5HN)


"When Animals Attack Mimes" would be even funnier.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 02:46 PM (ptqGC)

147 Bernie Sanders@SenSanders
This government shutdown is part of the long-term, anti-government ideology paid for by the Koch brothers.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 22, 2018 02:42 PM (+y/Ru)

And Freemasons! They're putting fluoride in our prune juice!

Posted by: Bernie! at January 22, 2018 02:46 PM (RD7QR)

148 "Hanoi Jane's last hubby was Ted Turner; they divorced in 2001."


Fond memories of the TV camera showing Jane doing the Tomahawk Chop right before Leyritz hit the 3 run HR in the 1996 World Series. Shut the bitch up.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 22, 2018 02:46 PM (OD2ni)

149 The robots are coming for our pills!

Posted by: Toby Sunshine at January 22, 2018 02:46 PM (QQ+il)

150 143
Jane Fonda is 80!

Where does the time go?



She'll probably live to be a hundred and twelve and outlive us all.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 22, 2018 02:45 PM (GroCc)
What you're saying is she and RBG share the same life prolonging doctor?

Posted by: IC at January 22, 2018 02:46 PM (a0IVu)

151 >>Ted Turner could only stand her for ten years.


Guarantee there was a 10 year break in the pre-Nup.

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 02:46 PM (3QTc9)

152 I saw a bumper sticker holding together some pinch
faced harridan's beater saying "Bernie can't be bought by Billionaires".
I figured that third house was much less pricey.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 22, 2018 02:45 PM (y7DUB)


Why get bought when you can just have your wife embezzle?

Posted by: Country Singer at January 22, 2018 02:46 PM (uiwCw)

153 Chong of Cheech and Chong is also 80.

Posted by: Zombie Joan Rivers at January 22, 2018 02:47 PM (3QAtO)

154 It's archprog goon squads all the way down.

Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2018 02:47 PM (+lOpA)

155
Hanoi Jane's last hubby was Ted Turner; they divorced in 2001.

They used to do the "Tomahawk Chop" at Braves games.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 22, 2018 02:47 PM (IqV8l)

156 "Barbarella: The Remake" Now with 100% more silly putty and camera gauze.

Posted by: regular joe at January 22, 2018 02:47 PM (rO07P)

157 >>"When Animals Attack Mimes" would be even funnier.


That's play as a Game Show, too.

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 02:47 PM (3QTc9)

158 Her cats are just waiting for her to die so they can eat her.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2018 02:45 PM (4dbPD)


Bander and I got into a very interesting philosophical discussion the other day as to whether or not cats will wait until you are dead before eating you or if a deep enough sleep will do.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 22, 2018 02:47 PM (mf5HN)

159 HotAir links should have disclaimer.

Posted by: JT in KC at January 22, 2018 02:47 PM (FoSz+)

160 So, after her turning around and telling them to "shut the fuck up", did they respond with "Go to Hell! bitch. This is called freedom of speech?"



Posted by: JAS at January 22, 2018 02:47 PM (7JbXq)

161 HERE COMES HILLARY!!!

Posted by: Chunk Eye-gore at January 22, 2018 02:48 PM (OD2ni)

162 90 Does Jane Fonda have a husband or significant other or is she just surrounded by cats?
____________________

I looked it up for you. She recently broke up with record producer Richard Perry, who had been her boyfriend for 8 years. Said she wasn't happy, and wanted to return to her "activism."

She has three kids: a daughter Vanessa from her marriage to director Roger Vadim. A son Troy and an adopted daughter LuLu from her marriage to California fruitcake "activist" Tom Hayden. She was also married for about a decade to CNN founder Ted BiPolar Turner (no kids from him).

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 22, 2018 02:48 PM (fqUgw)

163 I swear to god, somebody on a video game message board I (sometimes) post on wrote a post today saying they can't wait until Islam takes over and wipes out Christianity, because Islam will never deny somebody medical care, unlike "those Christians".


Well, they will cure homosexuality, so there's that.

Posted by: Toby Sunshine at January 22, 2018 02:48 PM (QQ+il)

164 I hope we have moved the nukes in Turkey back to Europe.

How about detonate in place? Saves on shipping.

Posted by: Paladin at January 22, 2018 02:48 PM (hxLER)

165 142
You know, I'm not making any bets on what Christie Brinkley will look like at 80. At 63 now, she's still hot. So at 80, she might look 50 or something.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 02:45 PM (8O3HH)



You should give her a call. Have your dick airbrushed while you're at it

Posted by: sofa spender at January 22, 2018 02:48 PM (4u7kU)

166 Jane Fonda is 80!
Where does the time go?

She'll probably live to be a hundred and twelve and outlive us all.


She's more machine now than man.

Posted by: bonhomme kenobi at January 22, 2018 02:48 PM (iv0p7)

167 That creep from Turner Classic Movies Ben Mankoweitz is one of the "Turks." His grandfather wrote Citizen Kane with Orson Wells and he's a "celebrity" because of that. TCM has been going downhill since Robert Osborne died.

Posted by: Marcus Gravey at January 22, 2018 02:48 PM (jP+cm)

168 The American Legion Post I go to once a month for karaoke (don't ask) often has Hanoi Jane stickers in the urinals.. they take them off, but some vet puts 'em right back on again!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 22, 2018 02:48 PM (so+oy)

169
Oh yeah, I remember Hanoi Jane doing the Tomahawk chop.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 02:48 PM (8O3HH)

170 I just read something the other day about someone getting badly beaten at an Antifa protest. So, they have not gone away.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 22, 2018 02:48 PM (zRZaJ)

171 118 "21 One of my fave election night meltdown vids. Now with more fakery.
Posted by: jsg"


The beginning of the night with Chunk smugly gloating about Hillary having an early lead in Alabama is priceless.
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 22, 2018 02:41 PM (OD2ni)


Whenever I need a pick-me-up, I watch either election night coverage from the MSM or golden retriever puppy videos.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2018 02:49 PM (YqDXo)

172 I remember a story about Ted and Jane having molds made of their butts for a custom-made hot tub.

I wonder how those shriveled butts would fit in that tub now?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 02:49 PM (ptqGC)

173 Jane Fonda poking other people for plastic surgery is like King Kong in the Crystal Cathedral throwing boulders

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2018 02:49 PM (39g3+)

174 Ted Turner could only stand her for ten years.

I read a huge reason for the breakup was Fonda became an icky Christian.

Teddy couldn't abide that.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 22, 2018 02:49 PM (iv0p7)

175 She'll probably live to be a hundred and twelve and outlive us all.

In one hundred years, the only living life forms on Earth will be her, Keith Richards and cockroaches.

Posted by: Backwards O'Boy at January 22, 2018 02:50 PM (tRaq7)

176 'Kitty loves Mommy
Kitty loves the taste
Kitty loves Mommy
Kitty loves salami'

Posted by: GWAR Lyrics for All Occasions at January 22, 2018 02:50 PM (SSFYU)

177 "Oh yeah, I remember Hanoi Jane doing the Tomahawk chop."

Isn't that cultural appropriation?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 22, 2018 02:51 PM (EyPfd)

178 Hanoi Jane's last hubby was Ted Turner; they divorced in 2001.

Before that it was Tom Hayden, and then some other one before him.


Roger Vadim, who was also married to Brigitte Bardot. He fucked her brains out, filmed Barbarella and then threw her in the dumpster. A real feminist success story.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 22, 2018 02:51 PM (y7DUB)

179 >> You should give her a call. Have your dick
>> airbrushed while you're at it

That is so far out of my league it's just mind boggling.

Do you doubt me about Christie's hotness at 63? Look up her recent SI photoshoot last year. Teenaged boys young enough to be her grandsons would be happily fouling the ol' ficus to that granny.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 02:51 PM (8O3HH)

180 Whenever I need a pick-me-up, I watch either election night coverage from the MSM or golden retriever puppy videos.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2018 02:49 PM (YqDXo)

Drunk and alone = return vids
Drunk and not alone =puppy vids

Cause porn

Posted by: sofa spender at January 22, 2018 02:51 PM (4u7kU)

181 Has anyone pointed out yet that the Young Turks were responsible for the Armenian Genocide? Probably not a great way to advertise yourself.

Posted by: CPT11A at January 22, 2018 02:51 PM (gY9Ct)

182 Well, with Jane and Peter you have to give them some elbow room. Their mother was bat shit crazy.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 22, 2018 02:51 PM (YV+SU)

183 150 143
Jane Fonda is 80!

Where does the time go?



She'll probably live to be a hundred and twelve and outlive us all.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 22, 2018 02:45 PM (GroCc)
What you're saying is she and RBG share the same life prolonging doctor?
Posted by: IC at January 22, 2018 02:46 PM (a0IVu)

If by "life prolonging doctor" you mean "blood of kidnapped virgins" then yes, that is true.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 22, 2018 02:52 PM (RD7QR)

184 I read a huge reason for the breakup was Fonda became an icky Christian.



Teddy couldn't abide that.



Posted by: bonhomme at January 22, 2018 02:49 PM (iv0p7)


I don't know how much credence I'd give that. After all, Ted did bankroll both Gettysburg and Gods and Generals. The latter isn't exactly an homage to atheism.

Posted by: Country Singer at January 22, 2018 02:53 PM (uiwCw)

185 In defense of Ted Turner, I don't think he's been sober since well into the 20th century.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 22, 2018 02:54 PM (y7DUB)

186 Never forget when Jane Fonda, when married to Ted Turner at the time and was hanging around Atlanta quite a bit, made some ignorant comment about how the poverty in the north Georgia mountains was some of the worst in the country/world. Which proved her ignorance as the north Georgia mountains is filled with tourist destinations, second homes, enormous estates and is a great get-away for the rest of the state.

But she saw Deliverance so of course she considered herself an expert on the subject.

Posted by: Ripley at January 22, 2018 02:54 PM (MxEKc)

187 Did Ben Mankiewicz manage work the 50's Hollywood Blacklist into the conversation during election night coverage?

Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2018 02:55 PM (7uYFy)

188 Wow.

"Fake News" to the (insert your favorite exponent here) power.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at January 22, 2018 02:55 PM (oVWx5)

189 ANA! BRING ME MY BACON GREASE!!!!

Posted by: Chunk Uygur at January 22, 2018 02:55 PM (NWiLs)

190 I swear to god, somebody on a video game message board I (sometimes) post on wrote a post today saying they can't wait until Islam takes over and wipes out Christianity, because Islam will never deny somebody medical care, unlike "those Christians".
___________________

LOL. Yeah, they'll lop your 7-year old daughter's clit off with a rusty knife or the jagged edge of a broken bottle, absolutely free of charge!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 22, 2018 02:56 PM (fqUgw)

191 Do you doubt me about Christie's hotness at 63? Look up her recent SI photoshoot last year. Teenaged boys young enough to be her grandsons would be happily fouling the ol' ficus to that granny.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 02:51 PM (8O3HH)

Well,yeah. I was married to a high profile makeup artist for 14 years. I might just have an insight to how much manipulation is in play. You obviously do not

Posted by: sofa spender at January 22, 2018 02:56 PM (4u7kU)

192 Isn't it funny how ultra-left wing"socialist" women are always able to fund themselves an uber-wealthy husband?

They're down with the cause of income equality...but not for themselves.

Posted by: Maritime at January 22, 2018 02:56 PM (lKmt3)

193 The CNN that Ted Turner built was a much better product than what Manhattan Media did to it. Ted was a serious Blue Dog Dem and the editorial spin at CNN reflected that. Now its just another West Manhattan wanker fest.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 22, 2018 02:56 PM (YV+SU)

194 After all, Ted did bankroll both Gettysburg and Gods and Generals. The latter isn't exactly an homage to atheism.

That one got a pass for being about the old south, which he loves more than he hates God.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2018 02:56 PM (39g3+)

195 Throwing gas onto a Jane-Megyn fight is a dream come true. We so seldom get a double execution these days.

Posted by: goon at January 22, 2018 02:56 PM (EaQ6/)

196 >>In defense of Ted Turner, I don't think he's been sober since well into the 20th century.


The way Family Guy depicts him is hysterical.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=8&v=es8dJ7gMWQQ

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 02:57 PM (SSFYU)

197 A lot of Jayne Fonda pictures in Military Urinals

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Yep. I've seen a bunch of them in VFW and Legion bathrooms.

Posted by: Jolo at January 22, 2018 02:57 PM (WrMOC)

198 "When Animals Attack Mimes" would be even funnier.

-
On Reality TV, nobody can hear you scream.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 22, 2018 02:57 PM (+y/Ru)

199 I have to respectfully disagree but n this. Ms. Kelly responded only after Hanoi Jane kept obsessing on this over tha last few weeks.

And it was a beautiful, even brutal takedown.

I may not like Megyn much, but give credit where you t to s due.

Posted by: Natrium at January 22, 2018 02:58 PM (XDG1o)

200 195 Throwing gas onto a Jane-Megyn fight is a dream come true. We so seldom get a double execution these days.
Posted by: goon at January 22, 2018 02:56 PM (EaQ6/)

Maybe we can convince them to do the whole Ponn Farr or Poon Fair or whatever-the-hell-it-is thing.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 22, 2018 02:58 PM (RD7QR)

201 Musk Can't Test Fire Rocket Due to Government Shutdown Despite Billions in Taxpayer Funding -BB

Boo hoo assface.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 22, 2018 02:59 PM (r9UYA)

202 That's BULLSHIT!! I'm trying to have a reasonable conversation and that's BULLSHIT!! GET OFF THE FUCKING PHONE!!

Posted by: Chunk Uygur at January 22, 2018 02:59 PM (NWiLs)

203 The sound of "Fonda" reminds me of another commenter we used to have "Hurricane LaFawnduh". Loved that nic, and she was spunky. I think she left during the Trump wars, being on the #never side.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 22, 2018 03:00 PM (/qEW2)

204 Ugh, the picture on Drudge = swamp creatures.

Posted by: IC at January 22, 2018 03:00 PM (a0IVu)

205 196 >>In defense of Ted Turner, I don't think he's been sober since well into the 20th century.

Saw Ted at a Sotheby's auction exhibition around 2000. He seemed a little unsteady then

Posted by: sofa spender at January 22, 2018 03:01 PM (4u7kU)

206 Well,yeah. I was married to a high profile makeup artist for 14 years. I might just have an insight to how much manipulation is in play. You obviously do not

Posted by: sofa spender at January 22, 2018 02:56 PM (4u7kU)


You're right. There are under $100 air brush kits that will lay down foundation as well as the best robots on the assembly line at Chevrolet. A matte finish air brush makeup can take nearly twenty years off while appearing perfectly natural.

As soon as I saw the pic of Hill and Bill at the convention last year I knew they had been sprayed down by a pro.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 22, 2018 03:01 PM (2FqvZ)

207 I had to quit watching the YT video the blood rushing to my already girthy schadenboner was too much.

Not tired of winning yet.

The media is useless, Cut the cord and quit paying them, you will not miss it.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at January 22, 2018 03:01 PM (0OmEj)

208 IIRC, Jane joined a black congregation.

Posted by: JAS at January 22, 2018 03:01 PM (7JbXq)

209 I used to be a bank examiner, and one bank in my portfolio was in Telluride. This was around 1994ish.

The senior loan officer there was friends with Ricky Taubman and Christie Brinkley.

While I was on site there for an exam, Christie Brinkley stopped by for lunch. The loan officer brought her in to the conference room to introduce her. I can say this: Any photo you see of Christie Brinkley does NOT do her justice.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at January 22, 2018 03:02 PM (tVWQB)

210 Since they are paid agents of the Chicoms, their name should be the Yeung Uyghurs.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at January 22, 2018 03:03 PM (e1mEI)

211 The progs are scorching Schooooooomer for caving. I swear the 80s weren't nearly this much fun.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 22, 2018 03:03 PM (y7DUB)

212 If Fonda had truly become a Christian as reported she would have crawled on her hands and knees begging for forgiveness to all veterans for her traitorous transgressions and continue to do so until the end of her life. It would not be required for her to do this to become a Christian but it would be something a real Christian would do.

Posted by: Zombie Joan Rivers at January 22, 2018 03:04 PM (3QAtO)

213 Shouldn't the defeated be moving their legs and not their mouths? If this was a battlefield, the victors are now deciding whether to chase and finish off the remnants or let them escape.

Posted by: charley horse at January 22, 2018 03:05 PM (+kahX)

214 211 The progs are scorching Schooooooomer for caving. I swear the 80s weren't nearly this much fun.
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 22, 2018 03:03 PM (y7DUB)

Youd better watch it my cats will come over and eat your face theyve done it too me!

Posted by: One of Schumer's Constituents at January 22, 2018 03:05 PM (RD7QR)

215 She joined something like Jerermiah Wright's church. Hate America all the time.

Posted by: JAS at January 22, 2018 03:05 PM (7JbXq)

216 211 The progs are scorching Schooooooomer for caving. I swear the 80s weren't nearly this much fun.
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Yep. Remember it took 18 months before Reagan's economic changes took effect - with Trump the effect took the minute he was elected. Remember the 700 Dow point plunge in after market trading with the Bears covering on election night?

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 22, 2018 03:05 PM (YV+SU)

217 Well,yeah. I was married to a high profile makeup artist for 14 years. I might just have an insight to how much manipulation is in play. You obviously do not

Posted by: sofa spender at January 22, 2018 02:56 PM (4u7kU)

You're right. There are under $100 air brush kits that will lay down foundation as well as the best robots on the assembly line at Chevrolet. A matte finish air brush makeup can take nearly twenty years off while appearing perfectly natural.




Oh, I'm going to call alexthechick back to this thread. Way back when I first met her I said "scroll past the makeup thing and look at the thing under it".

I did not at the time know that she's a makeup queen.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 22, 2018 03:05 PM (fuK7c)

218 As good as the Young Turks election night coverage is...and I watch the whole thing regularly because schadenboner, there's another classic worth a look.

Find the RT Network's coverage with Ed Schultz (yep, he's in bed with the RUSSIANS) and skip ahead to the part right after Paedesta came out and sent everyone at the Javits Center home. Schultz went on an anti-Hillary tirade for the ages. It was EPIC! Absolutely one of the finest takedowns of Hillary you've ever seen. Priceless.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 22, 2018 03:06 PM (ul9CR)

219 If Fonda had truly become a Christian as reported she would have crawled on her hands and knees begging for forgiveness to all veterans for her traitorous transgressions and continue to do so until the end of her life. It would not be required for her to do this to become a Christian but it would be something a real Christian would do.

Posted by: Zombie Joan Rivers at January 22, 2018 03:04 PM (3QAtO)


She should get down on her hands and knees in front of the Vietnam Memorial down in DC and take responsibility for about 30,000 names carved in that granite.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 22, 2018 03:06 PM (2FqvZ)

220 OT

Ladies, If you hadn't seen this during the holidays,

Social Justice Warriors Want Women to Ditch Their High Heels see acculturated.com

And as if that campaign against actual stilettos weren't enough, Florie Hutchinson, a self-described arts publicist in Palo Alto, California, has a campaign against stiletto emojis. Incensed not just at the teetering heel height on the virtual shoe that pops up on smartphones but at its "vixen-ish" bright red color, Hutchinson has asked the Unicode Consortium, the nonprofit that approves standardized emojis across platforms, to substitute a ballet flat instead. "The high-heeled stiletto is highly suggestive," she wrote

I do not know if she won this emoji war, but I did notice that in Charleston recently, women are swearing off makeup. They already declared pantyhose/stockings dead down there, but honestly, I think it is mostly due to the heat and humidity.

And recently my MIL mentioned she won't be dying her hair anymore. Which is good, chemicals. But my FIL is against it. He doesn't want her showing her grey hair.

Anyway, women food for thought. Gotta jet.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2018 03:06 PM (fceHP)

221 210. Nope. They're Qatari funded. ChiComs don't much cotton to Uighurs.

See Xinjiang Province while I look up Mandarin for 'REMOVE KEBAB.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 22, 2018 03:07 PM (fA1SL)

222 Ataturk was very pro-Western. He would have had these MFM "Young Turks" shot.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 22, 2018 03:07 PM (8gDQu)

223 Jane Fonda has resting bitch personality.

RBP

Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2018 03:07 PM (+lOpA)

224
208
IIRC, Jane joined a black congregation.





Posted by: JAS at January 22, 2018 03:01 PM (7JbXq)

So she will never go back?

Posted by: Anchorbabe fashion cop at January 22, 2018 03:07 PM (8iiMU)

225 Behind the 30' wall, build a moat filled with hydrochloric acid. That would be fenced off on the US side with a simple chain link fence.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 22, 2018 03:07 PM (/qEW2)

226 For some reason Fordham University is allowing Rather to come and speak too. So much for being an institution dedicated to the truth.

Posted by: Iblis at January 22, 2018 03:07 PM (9221z)

227 Can't watch. I have brothers and much younger sisters, little girls crying means somebody is in trouble.

Posted by: DaveA at January 22, 2018 03:08 PM (FhXTo)

228 I'm confused.
Did Jane get new bolt-ons? Or did Smegyn?

Posted by: wth at January 22, 2018 03:08 PM (HgMAr)

229 this place is getting funky. fashion thread last night, dan rather and jane fonda today. what's next, ben gay and icey hot infomercials?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 22, 2018 03:08 PM (KP5rU)

230 You're right. There are under $100 air brush kits that will lay down foundation as well as the best robots on the assembly line at Chevrolet. A matte finish air brush makeup can take nearly twenty years off while appearing perfectly natural.

As soon as I saw the pic of Hill and Bill at the convention last year I knew they had been sprayed down by a pro.
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 22, 2018 03:01 PM (2FqvZ)



I posted on a previous thread that I used to get into the shows at Memorial Auditorium in Dallas because my BIL was the IATSE house man. Remember that album cover of Linda Ronstadt everyone fell in love with ? I saw her sans makeup from about 12 ". Skin like the flip side of a Nestles Crunch bar. FUGLY

Posted by: sofa spender at January 22, 2018 03:08 PM (4u7kU)

231 Another hate crime solved. Another fake.


https://tinyurl.com/ydhzvk4w

Posted by: jsg at January 22, 2018 03:08 PM (gs8be)

232 Nothing like a little blue on blue hate.

Posted by: WisRich at January 22, 2018 03:08 PM (G0vdT)

233 229 this place is getting funky. fashion thread last night, dan rather and jane fonda today. what's next, ben gay and icey hot infomercials?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 22, 2018 03:08 PM (KP5rU)

Reverse mortgages and physical gold?

Mass Hysteria!!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 22, 2018 03:09 PM (ycWCI)

234 229 this place is getting funky. fashion thread last night, dan rather and jane fonda today. what's next, ben gay and icey hot infomercials?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 22, 2018 03:08 PM (KP5rU)

Lets get our NOOD on

Posted by: sofa spender at January 22, 2018 03:09 PM (4u7kU)

235 There is a UK study (of civil servants) detailing that the brain starts to decline after retirement.
That is patently untrue.
Mine is going in to decline and I am still working...

Posted by: navybrat, enjoying covfefe at January 22, 2018 03:09 PM (w7KSn)

236
Social Justice Warriors Want Women to Ditch Their High Heels

Do they still make Earth Shoes?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 22, 2018 03:09 PM (IqV8l)

237 The hilarious thing about that Young Turks election night video is that during the primary season, up to election night, they were dyed-in-the-wool Berniebots. They loathed Team Hillary (or so they said) with the heat of a thousand suns.

But then comes election night ...

Posted by: mrp at January 22, 2018 03:09 PM (Pqytn)

238 Serious question, do you think the Left Tards will vote in larger numbers in 2018 than they did 2016? Are there enough Left Tards uncounted to do any damage this November?

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 22, 2018 03:10 PM (YV+SU)

239 I don't know who the young or old turks are and I'm pretty sure that I am better off for it.

Rather blather and MeAgain could start their own show "Dumb and Dumber".

Posted by: Cheri at January 22, 2018 03:10 PM (oiNtH)

240 236
Social Justice Warriors Want Women to Ditch Their High Heels

Do they still make Earth Shoes?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 22, 2018 03:09 PM (IqV8l)

Never wore a pair of the negative heel. They sounded like they would be distinctly uncomfortable.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 22, 2018 03:10 PM (ycWCI)

241 229 this place is getting funky. fashion thread last night, dan rather and jane fonda today. what's next, ben gay and icey hot infomercials?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 22, 2018 03:08 PM (KP5rU)

Get off my damn lawn!

Posted by: Bernie! at January 22, 2018 03:11 PM (RD7QR)

242 I think those young Turk bitches need to get bent over an ottoman.

Posted by: wth at January 22, 2018 03:11 PM (HgMAr)

243 Something tells me going after women's shoes might not be a good ideer.

Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2018 03:12 PM (+lOpA)

244 Satan has the Ronco Nuke-Powered Eterna-Sawzall©* attachment for his Barbed C*ck ready to go when Jane finally dies and goes where she deserves.


*originally designed for one-man dismantling of retired aircraft carriers.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 22, 2018 03:12 PM (dDMQ9)

245 Wait. Some dude (?) named Powell is head of the Federal Reserve?

When did Yellen go bye bye?


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 22, 2018 03:13 PM (8iiMU)

246 Dracula would know what to do about Young Turks.

Posted by: Hikaru at January 22, 2018 03:14 PM (WDCYi)

247 220 Incensed not just at the teetering heel height on the virtual shoe that pops up on smartphones but at its "vixen-ish" bright red color, Hutchinson has asked the Unicode Consortium, the nonprofit that approves standardized emojis across platforms, to substitute a ballet flat instead. "The high-heeled stiletto is highly suggestive," she wrote

AIUI, the Unicode consortium only specifies what the code points *are*; they don't control what they look like.

Posted by: Anachronda at January 22, 2018 03:14 PM (v3pYe)

248 I swear to god, somebody on a video game message board I (sometimes) post on wrote a post today saying they can't wait until Islam takes over and wipes out Christianity, because Islam will never deny somebody medical care, unlike "those Christians".

Posted by: Hikaru at January 22, 2018 02:45 PM (CMbMd)


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Don't scoff. This is absolutely true. If an angry mob of Muslims decides to burn down some Christian village, and any of the villagers are ill, the Muslims will administer free medical care until they are cured. Then they will put them back in the village and burn it down.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 22, 2018 03:14 PM (/qEW2)

249 242 I think those young Turk bitches need to get bent over an ottoman.
Posted by: wth at January 22, 2018 03:11 PM (HgMAr)

I prefer a pouf

Posted by: sofa spender at January 22, 2018 03:14 PM (4u7kU)

250 246. 'Enjoy the view. '

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 22, 2018 03:15 PM (fA1SL)

251 One of my co-workers is a shoe fiend. She has every type of heels and boots you can imagine. She brings a pair of flats in case she has to walk a lot but anyone that goes after her shoes is going to get one in the crotch.

Posted by: Cheri at January 22, 2018 03:15 PM (oiNtH)

252 245 Wait. Some dude (?) named Powell is head of the Federal Reserve?

When did Yellen go bye bye?


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 22, 2018 03:13 PM (8iiMU)

November? December? Somewhere in there. Her term was up so she shuffled off, leaving her successor to soak up the extra stimulus.

Posted by: Bernie! at January 22, 2018 03:15 PM (RD7QR)

253 The old jerks ... that video shows them going from happy and hateful bigots, to angry and hateful bigots.

Dan Rather will give them so much credibility ...
Old Jerks
-- now fortified with more exploding Pintos in every box.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 22, 2018 03:15 PM (otAqJ)

254 Withered socialist sock off.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 22, 2018 03:15 PM (RD7QR)

255 OK now RBG is saying she was sexually harassed in college.

#It'sDeadNow

Posted by: jsg at January 22, 2018 03:16 PM (gs8be)

256 dan rather to crap out almond sized turd. calls it a day. film at 7 for the old timing fucks.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 22, 2018 03:16 PM (KP5rU)

257 "OK now RBG is saying she was sexually harassed in college. "

Wishful thinking on her part.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 22, 2018 03:17 PM (EyPfd)

258 It would not be required for her to do this to become a Christian but it would be something a real Christian would do.

Sadly, Christians are just as sinful as everyone else and we never show the character of our beloved savior as we ought.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2018 03:17 PM (39g3+)

259 Never wore a pair of the negative heel. They sounded like they would be distinctly uncomfortable.

Earth Shoes - I wore them for years when I worked on my feet all day. Loved them.

Always knew it was time for a new pair when my back started to hurt.

Posted by: Backwards O'Boy at January 22, 2018 03:17 PM (tRaq7)

260 255 OK now RBG is saying she was sexually harassed in college.

#It'sDeadNow
Posted by: jsg at January 22, 2018 03:16 PM (gs8be)

What, by a chupacabra? Who else would look at her?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 22, 2018 03:17 PM (RD7QR)

261 My facebook is full of people posting Dan Rather's BS, and its mostly from millennials who were barely voting age when his ass got fired

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at January 22, 2018 03:17 PM (mynhJ)

262 I did not at the time know that she's a makeup queen.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 22, 2018 03:05 PM (fuK7c)


As part of my art school education I purchased an air brush way way back when. I'm thoroughly familiar with how phenomenal they are.

Recently my wifes air brush jammed up and she thought it was dying. The look of relief on her face when I fixed it was quite the sight. Ten dollars of foundation every couple months, plus a couple bucks to add a drop of some 'other' anti-aging ingredients every time. The end result is undectable.

You want to buy an under $100 present a woman will use and learn to love? That's it.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 22, 2018 03:18 PM (2FqvZ)

263 255 OK now RBG is saying she was sexually harassed in college.

Linkage

https://tinyurl.com/y8cukbuo

Posted by: jsg at January 22, 2018 03:18 PM (gs8be)

264 OK now RBG is saying she was sexually harassed in college.

By who? Teddy Roosevelt?

Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2018 03:18 PM (+lOpA)

265 >>"OK now RBG is saying she was sexually harassed in college. "


Let the Fossil Record show...

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 03:18 PM (+NMJh)

266 RBG?

I wouldn't fuck her with a STOLEN dick.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at January 22, 2018 03:18 PM (tVWQB)

267 And I'll admit it. As crazy as she is, I'd bang Ana Kasperian

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at January 22, 2018 03:18 PM (mynhJ)

268 Did anyone run this past the Hawaiian Judge?


http://tinyurl.com/yb3rva7e

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 22, 2018 03:18 PM (EyPfd)

269 You're right. There are under $100 air brush kits that will lay down foundation as well as the best robots on the assembly line at Chevrolet. A matte finish air brush makeup can take nearly twenty years off while appearing perfectly natural.

As soon as I saw the pic of Hill and Bill at the convention last year I knew they had been sprayed down by a pro.
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 22, 2018 03:01 PM (2FqvZ)



Yup.

While I haven't yet succumbed to the allure of the airbrush foundation, properly applied makeup does wonders even before the actual Photoshopping.

See re: the various and sundry youtube videos of women applying high levels of contouring. The face you see is not the face they woke up with.

I'm always deeply amused whenever I am told how nice it must be that I can have such nice skin that I don't have to wear any makeup. Yes. I'm not wearing any makeup other than primer, foundation, loose powder to mattify, blush, lipstick and setting powder. Other than that, not a thing is on my skin!

Mind you, my daily wear look takes maybe, maybe five minutes to do in the morning. Full face is for special occasions.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 22, 2018 03:18 PM (mf5HN)

270 I swear to god, somebody on a video game message board I (sometimes) post on wrote a post today saying they can't wait until Islam takes over and wipes out Christianity, because Islam will never deny somebody medical care, unlike "those Christians".

Posted by: Hikaru


Tell them Video games would be bannaned under islam because haram.

Gamers will be thrown from rooftops because it displeases allah.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2018 03:18 PM (4dbPD)

271 Wow,everybody is jumping on the #MeToo bandwagon.Who's next?

Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2018 03:18 PM (LiyEm)

272 OK now RBG is saying she was sexually harassed in college.



I thought they just knocked them on the head and dragged them back to the cave in those days.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2018 03:19 PM (QQ+il)

273 OK now RBG is saying she was sexually harassed in college.

Events that took place in the 17th century have no bearing on today.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2018 03:19 PM (39g3+)

274 "OK now RBG is saying she was sexually harassed in college. "

Wishful thinking on her part.



Alley Oop lives!

Posted by: Backwards O'Boy at January 22, 2018 03:19 PM (tRaq7)

275
At the doctor's office this morning, there was a copy of People with a pic of Hanoi Jane on the cover. "Jane Fonda at 80--Still Sexy!" or some such.

I looked briefly at the picture. Either a very old picture or heavily photoshopped. No way that was an 80 year old woman.

It's both unsettling and sad, watching these old people continue to deny reality and pretend they're still young and attractive.

Posted by: tsj017 at January 22, 2018 02:40 PM (4YUWF)






Every couple of years the Hanoi Harridan does a bunch of sex-related press. "Roger Vadim made me engage in threesomes!", "I still have sex in my 70s!" etc. It's transparently a pathetic cry for someone to PLEASE be interested in her dessicated cooch.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 22, 2018 03:19 PM (veoSD)

276 OK now RBG is saying she was sexually harassed in college.

#It'sDeadNow

Woman's losing it. She should be snoozing on a couch somewhere with her teeth in a cup.

Posted by: Cheri at January 22, 2018 03:19 PM (oiNtH)

277 "The high-heeled stiletto is highly suggestive," she wrote

AIUI, the Unicode consortium only specifies what the code points *are*; they don't control what they look like.

Posted by: Anachronda at January 22, 2018 03:14 PM (v3pYe)


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It would be like controlling fonts, no? I believe engravings are a separate issue from encodings.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 22, 2018 03:20 PM (/qEW2)

278 rbg is living vicariously through ruth buzzi. ruth buzzi was sexually harassed on tv once.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 22, 2018 03:20 PM (KP5rU)

279 Social Justice Warriors Want Women to Ditch Their High Heels see acculturated.com

That's cool. Barefoot is a good start. But if they must wear something then tennis sneakers are pretty sexy.


I do not know if she won this emoji war, but I did notice that in Charleston recently, women are swearing off makeup. They already declared pantyhose/stockings dead down there, but honestly, I think it is mostly due to the heat and humidity.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2018 03:06 PM (fceHP)


I'm fine with this, too. Truth in advertising. Besides, for nice legs, bare >>> stockings.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 22, 2018 03:20 PM (8gDQu)

280 >>"OK now RBG is saying she was sexually harassed in college. "


Pictographs or it didn't happen.

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 03:21 PM (Vy7Pa)

281 #NotMe

Confirmed congenital contrarian.

Posted by: Dandy Randy Longtree at January 22, 2018 03:21 PM (GroCc)

282
OK now RBG is saying she was sexually harassed in college.


Unfortunately Calvin Coolidge is dead and can't defend himself against her scurrilous allegation.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 22, 2018 03:21 PM (lKyWE)

283 I give facials.


I denounce myself...

Posted by: CSMBigBird at January 22, 2018 03:21 PM (jsWA8)

284 Oh good lord you have to read it.

She's saying she was nervous about a test so the professor let her take a practice test. The next day was the actual test and it was the SAME TEST !! OMFG !

'I knew exactly what he wanted in return,' she added.

Asked how she had dealt with that, Ginsburg said: 'I went to his office and said "how dare you? how dare you do this?" and that was the end of that.'

Hang Him !!

Posted by: jsg at January 22, 2018 03:22 PM (gs8be)

285 255 OK now RBG is saying she was sexually harassed in college.

#It'sDeadNow
Posted by: jsg at January 22, 2018 03:16 PM (gs8be)


Pics or it didn't happen. On second thought...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 03:22 PM (mbhDw)

286 I smell Gelfling!

Posted by: Ruth Bader Ginsburg at January 22, 2018 03:22 PM (QQ+il)

287 I posit that young Ruth Bader Ginsberg was a 1.

http://bit.ly/2DxvHx8

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 22, 2018 03:22 PM (fuK7c)

Posted by: Dead Armenians at January 22, 2018 03:22 PM (Dp6qK)

289 I admit I am really shocked Fauxcahontas couldn't find some little tale to tell about her awful Sexual Harassment victimization.

She just doesn't seem like a woman to let free publicity pass her by.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, critic de Cinema Verite at January 22, 2018 03:23 PM (ylUqT)

290 'I give facials.


I denounce myself...'

*Fistbump*

Posted by: The Hedgehog at January 22, 2018 03:23 PM (EyPfd)

291 278 rbg is living vicariously through ruth buzzi. ruth buzzi was sexually harassed on tv once.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 22, 2018 03:20 PM (KP5rU)


Arte Johnson on the park bench?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 03:23 PM (mbhDw)

292 *NOOD!*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 03:23 PM (Ckg4U)

293 "OK now RBG is saying she was sexually harassed in college. "


Pictographs or it didn't happen.
Posted by: garrett



The stone Tablet mason is currently tied up on other business.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2018 03:23 PM (4dbPD)

294 "OK now RBG is saying she was sexually harassed in college. "

She was quite fetching and coquettish back in the day.

Posted by: Thomas Jefferson at January 22, 2018 03:23 PM (O5Q3r)

295 >>I smell Gelfling!
Posted by: Ruth Bader Ginsburg at January 22, 2018 03:22 PM (QQ+il)


Never gets old.

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 03:23 PM (3xjrX)

296 "OK now RBG is saying she was sexually harassed in college. "

You lie!

Posted by: Rep Joe Wilson at January 22, 2018 03:23 PM (G0vdT)

297 I said this earlier, I don't understand men like Rather. Yeah, you destroyed your carefully crafted career over Fake News. But you made millions, go enjoy the sunset of your life already! It's like people purposefully go out of their way to avoid happiness.

Posted by: LizLem at January 22, 2018 03:23 PM (hvf9s)

298 286 I smell Gelfling!
Posted by: Ruth Bader Ginsburg at January 22, 2018 03:22 PM (QQ+il)


You smell of gefilte, more like it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 03:24 PM (mbhDw)

299
280 >>"OK now RBG is saying she was sexually harassed in college. "


Pictographs or it didn't happen.

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 03:21 PM (Vy7Pa)









Akkadian Cuneiform pressings

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 22, 2018 03:24 PM (veoSD)

300 That moment when Chunk sighed over women voting for Trump.

You could almost hear the unspoken What's wrong with you cvnts?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 22, 2018 03:24 PM (4ErVI)

301 The next Prog immigration double-speak tactic is debuting on MSNBC this afternoon: Stop calling chain migration chain migration, and start calling it "family migration."

Posted by: Gref at January 22, 2018 03:24 PM (AMIL/)

302 The Song -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sz6IpmmYSXA

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 22, 2018 03:24 PM (tRaq7)

303 I admit I am really shocked Fauxcahontas couldn't find some little tale to tell about her awful Sexual Harassment victimization.

She just doesn't seem like a woman to let free publicity pass her by.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, critic de Cinema Verite at January 22, 2018 03:23 PM (ylUqT)


She was sold to a neighboring tribe, once ... but they returned her.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 22, 2018 03:24 PM (8gDQu)

304 I saw some pics of RBG when she was young. Definitely more than hittable .

Posted by: Zombie Joan Rivers at January 22, 2018 03:25 PM (3QAtO)

305 Also, I think MeAgain is just lashing out because she can't get a free vacation to South Korea for the Olympics. She knows she's smarter and prettier than Bob Costas. That's gotta sting.

Posted by: LizLem at January 22, 2018 03:25 PM (hvf9s)

306 The next Prog immigration double-speak tactic is debuting on MSNBC this afternoon: Stop calling chain migration chain migration, and start calling it "family migration."

Posted by: Gref at January 22, 2018 03:24 PM (AMIL/)

And they have big families....

Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2018 03:25 PM (7uYFy)

307 They can have stiletto heels when they pry them off my cold dead shoulders...

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 22, 2018 03:25 PM (BofQh)

308 Off plastic surgery comedian Sock.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 22, 2018 03:25 PM (3QAtO)

309 NOOD

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Huge Yakman Lookalike at January 22, 2018 03:25 PM (p9GKy)

310 'I knew exactly what he wanted in return,' she added.

For you to pass and get away from him?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2018 03:26 PM (39g3+)

311 267 And I'll admit it. As crazy as she is, I'd bang Ana Kasperian

Yep.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 22, 2018 03:26 PM (ul9CR)

312 "the founders were slave owners who died at 40... Ha ha ha..

God i hope Trump does it again in 2020. I can't imagine what they would do.

Posted by: Fish at January 22, 2018 03:27 PM (Pof/y)

313 260
255 OK now RBG is saying she was sexually harassed in college.



#It'sDeadNow

Posted by: jsg at January 22, 2018 03:16 PM (gs8be)



What, by a chupacabra? Who else would look at her?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 22, 2018 03:17 PM (RD7QR)



I hear she has a real following among naked mole rats. But they eat their own pooh, so YMMV.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 22, 2018 03:27 PM (Dp6qK)

314
I think I hear the hum of the air brush for less than five minutes in the morning. That seems to be the shortest part of her routine.

*I* did my wifes makeup up one time, artistically. The entire nine yards. Twenty something girls were coming up to her and raving wanting to know what she had done.

But then I used to paint portraits so I know all the ways to 'model' two dimensions into appearing three dimensional, so applying the same tricks in three dimensions became a lot more dramatic.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 22, 2018 03:29 PM (2FqvZ)

315 55
Oh. My. Stars. And. Garters..



Sarah Huckabee Sanders: "We are pleased to see Sen. Schumer accept
the deal that President Trump put on the table from the beginning."



https://twitter.com/StevenTDennis/status/955520014832021504

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 22, 2018 02:32 PM (mf5HN)


I did not accept his deal....he accepted my deal.

Posted by: Senator Doofenschmirtz at January 22, 2018 03:29 PM (ymnmz)

316 Oh good lord you have to read it.



She's saying she was nervous about a test so the professor let her
take a practice test. The next day was the actual test and it was the
SAME TEST !! OMFG !



'I knew exactly what he wanted in return,' she added.



Asked how she had dealt with that, Ginsburg said: 'I went to his
office and said "how dare you? how dare you do this?" and that was the
end of that.'



Hang Him !!



Posted by: jsg at January 22, 2018 03:22 PM (gs8be)

So... all in her head #metoo with not a word spoken by the guy. I wonder if she insisted on taking a zero because she had an unfair advantage?

Posted by: redbanzai at January 22, 2018 03:32 PM (f5uaD)

317 >>> I saw some pics of RBG when she was young. Definitely more than hittable .
Posted by: Zombie Joan Rivers at January 22, 2018 03:25 PM (3QAtO)

Carved into cuneiform tablets? Then breakable too!

Posted by: LizLem at January 22, 2018 03:33 PM (hvf9s)

318 So... all in her head #metoo with not a word spoken by the guy. I wonder if she insisted on taking a zero because she had an unfair advantage?


Posted by: redbanzai at January 22, 2018 03:32 PM (f5uaD)


So she cheated on a test? Did she disclose this on her bar admission form?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 22, 2018 03:34 PM (Dp6qK)

319 These "Young Turks" are completely delusional. And very condescending. I like the part where the white girl says every woman who voted for Trump are "Fing stupid". And the other one that said Trump is "literally a pedophile".

The taste of their tears, however, is delicious.

Posted by: Baboo the Oceleot at January 22, 2018 03:36 PM (2CG5J)

320 Narcissistic women age well - since they only think of themselves the problems of the rest of humanity never bother them, and they never know heartbreak.

Posted by: An Observation at January 22, 2018 03:38 PM (9wsMY)

321 Woot, one of my favorite election night videos. The young turks!!!

Posted by: Drider at January 22, 2018 03:51 PM (HdKKm)

322 Dan Rather is an egomaniac and believes he's a genius because CBS paid him an unseemly amount of money to read the daily propaganda.

Posted by: Locke Common at January 22, 2018 04:03 PM (DJ/XX)

323

OK now RBG is saying she was sexually harassed in college.

________________________

I'd hit it...

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 22, 2018 04:15 PM (mPeei)

324 I still think the best election night video is the one with Martha Radditz of ABC crying and saying that nobody should go into the Marines because Trump will be president.

Martha crying doesn't get better than that.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 22, 2018 04:39 PM (UsCnO)

325 267 And I'll admit it. As crazy as she is, I'd bang Ana Kasperian
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at January 22, 2018 03:18 PM (mynhJ)

She is hot. So long as she keeps her mouth shut, I second that thought.

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at January 22, 2018 04:40 PM (4X80g)

326 I've never watched The Young Turks before.

My God, that clip compilation was DELICIOUS.

Posted by: Paperwork Ninja at January 22, 2018 04:44 PM (no66b)

327 Young Turks? I think Rather took part in the fall of Constantinople in 1453.

I guess he's there to keep them from veering too far to the right.

Posted by: George LeS at January 22, 2018 05:02 PM (+TcCF)

328 When they're ready to start "literally targeting" those assholes, can we buy a spot in the mob?

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at January 22, 2018 06:08 PM (cJDvr)

329 Real goons don't watch that kind of show. Real goons don't do much thinking, but when they do, they do it by and for themselves. Those people give goons a bad name.

Posted by: goon at January 22, 2018 06:41 PM (EaQ6/)

330 Honestly - if it weren't for this AOS article, I would have never heard of "the Young Turks".

why give them any pub? why would anyone carve time out of their day to bother to listen?

if they are considered "intellectual" by the "under 30 crowd", our nation is doomed.

Posted by: Jim Connor at January 22, 2018 07:02 PM (qVA3l)

Democrats Give Up on Shutdown; Vote for Cloture on CR Passes, Setting Up Vote to Re-Open Government

The CR will keep the government open just for two and a half weeks, until February 8th.

McConnell offered them his personal commitment that they'd vote on a DACA bill in the meantime, but they say that Republicans already made that offer. And also note there's no guarantee that bill will pass, or what the bill will actually say.

Oh, in the meantime, Schumer has been claiming he offered a grand compromise to the president and the GOP, offering to support authorization for the wall.

That's a con. The wall was authorized in 2006; what is lacking is appropriations for money to actually build it. So Schumer has been claiming he's "compromising" by offering to authorized that which was authorized going on 12 years now. While continuing to not offer what is actually needed, money.

Posted by: Ace at 01:04 PM




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1 That is some ugly sausage...

Posted by: navybrat, enjoying covfefe at January 22, 2018 01:00 PM (w7KSn)

2 Smell the glove, Schumer.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 01:00 PM (NWiLs)

3 Lotta winning for a Monday.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 22, 2018 01:01 PM (fA1SL)

4 In before the doom and gloom.

Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at January 22, 2018 01:01 PM (AJeMv)

5 Fuck. Them. All.

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 22, 2018 01:01 PM (2sCft)

6 May the Democrat Party become the French of US politics.

Always surrendering.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 22, 2018 01:02 PM (Xq/2B)

7 Now to disband the Ninth Circuit...

Posted by: Hikaru at January 22, 2018 01:03 PM (WDCYi)

8 I'm disappointed as I personally liked having the federal government shut down. Do a lot less harm to our country that way. Bastards.

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 22, 2018 01:03 PM (2sCft)

9 We have decided at this time that it looks bad choosing illegals over Americans. At this time.

Posted by: Dems at January 22, 2018 01:03 PM (gs8be)

10 Schumer needs to get his bony ass up to the White House and make a deal with the Golden Scalp Weasel if he knows what's good for him.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 22, 2018 01:03 PM (RD7QR)

11
I love them that love me; and those that seek me early shall find me.

Posted by: James Comey at January 22, 2018 01:03 PM (2FqvZ)

12 Meanwhile in California..(yeah,I know,illegals already vote there and elsewhere)

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/286627/

Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2018 01:04 PM (LiyEm)

13 Oh no we are going to give citizenship to all of the world inhabitants/

Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at January 22, 2018 01:04 PM (czkHE)

14 That's a con. The wall was authorized in 2006; what is lacking is appropriations for money to actually build it. So Schumer has been claiming he's "compromising" by offering to authorized that which was authorized going on 12 years now. While continuing to not offer what is actually needed, money.


----


Wasn't there money appropriated for the wall back in like 1985 or something?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 22, 2018 01:04 PM (KUaJL)

15 Schumer could use some exercise equipment, he looks out of shape.

Posted by: Tentotwo at January 22, 2018 01:04 PM (yhf6w)

16 So the possibilities are:

1. The democrats figured out they were on the losing side optically and are now bragging about getting a vote on the unpopular side of the argument they were just losing

or

2. McConnell just got an excuse for the DACA sellout to pass without any other consideration when this spending bill runs out in three weeks.

Posted by: Methos at January 22, 2018 01:04 PM (XQvuQ)

17 But nobody has actually told us what the "deal" is.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 22, 2018 01:04 PM (mpXpK)

18 Devilcrats were obviously hanging the whole thing out to dry over illegals, and the public was wise to it. That's why they caved.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 22, 2018 01:05 PM (oVJmc)

19 Schumer could use a gurney for all I care.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at January 22, 2018 01:05 PM (rdl6o)

20 Uniparty theater. We'll get cornholed in the end.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 22, 2018 01:05 PM (r9UYA)

21 Trump framed it perfectly. If we had a real opposition party, illegals would all be rounded up and send on a one way train back south of the border.

But we have One Party.

Posted by: Monk at January 22, 2018 01:05 PM (g4lFK)

22 So Schumer is ready to offer a 'clean' wall deal? Go for it.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 22, 2018 01:05 PM (YV+SU)

23 they should just leave it shut down indefinitely.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 22, 2018 01:05 PM (F5+ro)

24 Dem polling must have looked really, really bad.

Posted by: BignJames at January 22, 2018 01:05 PM (0+nbW)

25 Oh, in the meantime, Schumer has been claiming he offered a grand compromise to the president and the GOP, offering to support authorization for the wall.


Byron York called him a liar on that.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 22, 2018 01:05 PM (mpXpK)

26

A lot of "Non-Essentials" with a sad face today. They wanted the extended holiday. They know they get paid anyway.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2018 01:05 PM (fceHP)

27 Still not sick of the #Winning

Posted by: Defenestratus at January 22, 2018 01:05 PM (a9n6M)

28 may i ask How the govt can guarentee fund for the wall in 2006 yet never fund the wall? But appropriate money for everyotherthing. in the trillions ? how can this be?

Posted by: willow at January 22, 2018 01:06 PM (t2Uf9)

29 And now, Chuck Schumer has singlehandedly saved us from the depredations of a government closure.

Polling must have looked bad.

Posted by: huerfano at January 22, 2018 01:06 PM (EtMVh)

30 Don't give up yet. The Donald has yet to disappoint.

Posted by: Latemarch at January 22, 2018 01:06 PM (BmG3e)

31 This has implications far beyond just the immediate CR. It's taken shutdowns off the table, or at least without lots of prepping of the battlespace. The threat of a shutdown has been used since Bush 2 to get what they want, because we couldn't possibly win one.

That's over now.

Posted by: pep at January 22, 2018 01:06 PM (wW03z)

32 Can Trump pay for parts of the wall from the Whitehouse budget? Barry spent nearly a billion dollars all up on vacations, so you know there is plenty of fat in there. Trump can afford to pay for his own vacations.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2018 01:06 PM (WbIyz)

33
Leviticus 19:34
But the stranger that dwelleth with you shall be unto you as one born among you, and thou shalt love him as thyself; for ye were strangers in the land of Egypt

Posted by: James Comey at January 22, 2018 01:06 PM (2FqvZ)

34 So the possibilities are:

1. The democrats figured out they were on the losing side optically and are now bragging about getting a vote on the unpopular side of the argument they were just losing

or

2. McConnell just got an excuse for the DACA sellout to pass without any other consideration when this spending bill runs out in three weeks.
Posted by: Methos at January 22, 2018 01:04 PM (XQvuQ)



Internal polling + Trump = You gotta know when to fold 'em.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2018 01:06 PM (fceHP)

35
Smells like ... Victory.

Posted by: mrp at January 22, 2018 01:06 PM (Pqytn)

36 We will have to pass the bill to find out what is in it.
--former speaker of the House and expert on passing complex legislation, Nancy Pelosi.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 22, 2018 01:06 PM (GroCc)

37 now start reducing the number of legal immigrants allowed each day until the dems capitulate.

Posted by: x at January 22, 2018 01:07 PM (nFwvY)

38 Schumer could use some exercise equipment, he looks out of shape.

Posted by: Tentotwo at January 22, 2018 01:04 PM (yhf6w)


He could use a nice set of exercise bands.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 01:07 PM (ptqGC)

39 I still submit this is all McConnells fault.

He promised regular order spending bills... and did not even TRY to get them to the floor.

If the Senate cannot do its job, which is to appropriate funds for the Government... because of its own self imposed rules???

Then the rules need to change.

If you or I was 5 months late doing our job? and then made a deal for ANOTHER month, to be able to do the BASIC requirement for our job???

We would not have a job....

Posted by: Don Q. at January 22, 2018 01:07 PM (NgKpN)

40 Schumer:

He is the Dr. Heinz Doofenschmirtz of the Democratic party.

I hope Perry the platypus shows up and punches him in the stomach "like a hundred times already".

Posted by: simplemind at January 22, 2018 01:07 PM (MGEDh)

41 But nobody has actually told us what the "deal" is.

When it's a bad deal for Americans, they never do. Expect the same tasting shit sandwich we always get when it's done in secrecy.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at January 22, 2018 01:07 PM (rdl6o)

42 Smegma Schoooooomer is dumber than his unfunny cellulite ridden cousin.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 22, 2018 01:07 PM (y7DUB)

43 I ain't no ways tired of winning.

Posted by: WisRich at January 22, 2018 01:07 PM (OAlmw)

44 Hehe. Schemer blinked. If we had a party with balls, this would mean that we could crush the Left moving forward, and such a party would commence doing so. But the GOP, not so much.

The Left should be our bitch now. Should.

Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at January 22, 2018 01:07 PM (Bv9F2)

45 21 Trump framed it perfectly. If we had a real opposition party, illegals would all be rounded up and send on a one way train back south of the border.
------------------------
What I've been hearing is Trump's ICE has been deporting any and all Dreamers that have been involved in felonies and those that did not register as Dreamers. Remember, the registered number was supposed to be 800K and at the moment it is 670K.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 22, 2018 01:07 PM (YV+SU)

46 i would say funding illegals is non essential. Aren't funds appropriated for Essential LEGAL functions of gvt? i had thought Still being Illegal was still illegal? and Govt funding would also be illegal? aren't they supporting Illegal activity?

Posted by: willow at January 22, 2018 01:07 PM (t2Uf9)

47 17 But nobody has actually told us what the "deal" is.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 22, 2018 01:04 PM (mpXpK)

Ah, don't worry yourself with the details.

The Republicans have a long history of standing by their -- oh, nevermind. Yeah, this was probably a huge cave on the R side.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 22, 2018 01:08 PM (F5+ro)

48 14
Wasn't there money appropriated for the wall back in like 1985 or something?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 22, 2018 01:04 PM (KUaJL)


The Democrats approved the wall but never funded it.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 22, 2018 01:08 PM (mpXpK)

49 Let's get those regular order appropriation bills moving now.





Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 22, 2018 01:08 PM (8iiMU)

50 Good.

Release the Memo.

Have Trump blast Mueller for "losing" crucial emails

Control the Narrative

SOTU ( or STFU, Schumer?) Address

Winning.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2018 01:08 PM (7uYFy)

51 In the 1980's Regean granted amnesty for border security.

And yet no border security.

Posted by: Monk at January 22, 2018 01:08 PM (g4lFK)

52 and so it begins

Posted by: that guy that always thinks it's beginning at January 22, 2018 01:08 PM (WbIyz)

53 If only someone could have written a book on how Trump negotiates. Would have to be pretty big though.

Posted by: Mega at January 22, 2018 01:08 PM (6NQZF)

54 32 Can Trump pay for parts of the wall from the Whitehouse budget? Barry spent nearly a billion dollars all up on vacations, so you know there is plenty of fat in there. Trump can afford to pay for his own vacations.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2018 01:06 PM (WbIyz)

Transfer the Wall to the State Dept. and use Foreign Aid Money from the UN, Palestinians, and Pakistan...

Posted by: Don Q. at January 22, 2018 01:08 PM (NgKpN)

55 40 Schumer:

He is the Dr. Heinz Doofenschmirtz of the Democratic party.

I hope Perry the platypus shows up and punches him in the stomach "like a hundred times already".
Posted by: simplemind at January 22, 2018 01:07 PM (MGEDh)

Nah. Dr. D wasn't really evil, just a misguided slave to his emotionally scarring backstory. Schumer is an evil prick.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 01:09 PM (NWiLs)

56 Smarmy Schumer at his usual sleazy.

Gear up for another budget fight and more Commiecrat caterwauling in February.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 22, 2018 01:09 PM (ujg0T)

57 44 Hehe. Schemer blinked. If we had a party with balls, this would mean that we could crush the Left moving forward, and such a party would commence doing so. But the GOP, not so much.

The Left should be our bitch now. Should.
Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at January 22, 2018 01:07 PM (Bv9F2)

Why do you assume it was Schumer who blinked and not the R's?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 22, 2018 01:09 PM (F5+ro)

58 Schemer blinked.

He knew he would have to to mollify his base. His heart was never in it.

Posted by: pep at January 22, 2018 01:09 PM (wW03z)

59 44 Hehe. Schemer blinked. If we had a party with balls, this would mean that we could crush the Left moving forward, and such a party would commence doing so. But the GOP, not so much.

The Left should be our bitch now. Should.
----------------------------
Schumer and the Dems have learned that they have no leverage. From here on out they will have to deal-deal not just pretend and run out of room crying to Manhattan Media. Trump moves the ball further right.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 22, 2018 01:09 PM (YV+SU)

60 49 Let's get those regular order appropriation bills moving now.





Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 22, 2018 01:08 PM (8iiMU)

They should already be working on NEXT years....

Posted by: Don Q. at January 22, 2018 01:09 PM (NgKpN)

61 You could see it in the image above the header on Drudge yesterday. Senate and congressional leaders seated behind Trump, who was speaking from the podium. Schumer was doubled over, like he saw the writing on the wall.

Posted by: mrp at January 22, 2018 01:09 PM (Pqytn)

62 If I was a Dacaette, I would be very nervous at this moment.

Posted by: sofa saver at January 22, 2018 01:09 PM (4u7kU)

63 Leviticus 19:34

But the stranger that dwelleth with you shall be unto you as one
born among you, and thou shalt love him as thyself; for ye were
strangers in the land of Egypt

Posted by: James Comey at January 22, 2018 01:06 PM (2FqvZ)

That's not what I meant!!!!!

Posted by: The entire book of Jeremiah, and several of the other prophets at January 22, 2018 01:10 PM (XQvuQ)

64

maybe they should another hate march

that'll do it

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2018 01:10 PM (fceHP)

65 Uniparty theater. We'll get cornholed in the end.
=========
I believe the uniparty will try.

The problem is that trump has taken control of the narrative. They media couldn't drive the polls, Trump did and continues to do so.

Its the tweeting.

Wow.

Posted by: simplemind at January 22, 2018 01:10 PM (p9tsI)

66 Bill Kristolnacht and Egg McMuffin unavailable for comment?

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 22, 2018 01:10 PM (y7DUB)

67 Don't trust either of them.

Posted by: josephistan at January 22, 2018 01:10 PM (7HtZB)

68 People in the last thread are claiming that this was just a face-saving measure for the left and that the GOP gave up nothing. But, if that were true, then why the hell would the GOP have any interest in handing the left any sort of "face-saving" measure to get them out of a bind they got themselves into? That just doesn't make any sense, at all ... well, not if you're trying to claim that nothing was really given by the GOP.

Only the most retarded idiot on Earth would offer any sort of concession to someone who got himself into a bind (assuming that that's even true for the left - and I don't) while calling the retarded idiot all sorts of names and making all sorts of accusations against him.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 22, 2018 01:10 PM (8gDQu)

69 24 Dem polling must have looked really, really bad.
Posted by: BignJames at January 22, 2018 01:05 PM (0+nbW)


This.

When the NYT calls out Dems for causing the shutdown, you KNOW the Dems are in trouble.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2018 01:10 PM (YqDXo)

70 Big Winner :

Jim Acosta. Was almost dead but the vending machine dude finally filled it just in time.

Posted by: jsg at January 22, 2018 01:10 PM (gs8be)

71 Trump should tell McConnell and Ryan to just shut up and back him, and in return, watch as he' gives them BIGGER pluralities in BOTH Houses this November.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2018 01:10 PM (7uYFy)

72 Trump just gave Shumer a wedgie; Shumer was wobbling and weaving during his concession mini-speech.


like Jello, hanging from a school locker

Posted by: Harry Dexter White at January 22, 2018 01:10 PM (Co9e8)

73 I would love to see Schumer wearing a pussy hat.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 22, 2018 01:10 PM (YV+SU)

74 If you or I was 5 months late doing our job? and then made a deal for ANOTHER month, to be able to do the BASIC requirement for our job???
We would not have a job...."

Well if you were on your knees every night blowing the guys who were giving you piles of cash to do exactly what you'd been doing, you probably would.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2018 01:11 PM (k1TUh)

75 the 'bible' also had borders. and Those laws within those borders.

Posted by: willow at January 22, 2018 01:11 PM (t2Uf9)

76 Happy to see that the dems also have a "this is not the hill to die on". Going to take this as a victory. The repubs and PDT didn't cave. Small steps.

Posted by: never enough caffeine at January 22, 2018 01:11 PM (N3JsI)

77 CNN poll showed Americans blamed shutdown on dhimmicrats. So today 81 dhim Senators jump ship.

Posted by: kallisto at January 22, 2018 01:11 PM (GjigR)

78 60
49 Let's get those regular order appropriation bills moving now.


Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 22, 2018 01:11 PM (8iiMU)

79 But the stranger that dwelleth with you shall be unto you as one born among you, and thou shalt love him as thyself; for ye were strangers in the land of Egypt
Posted by: James Comey


So we turn illegal Mexicans into slave labor and force them to build pyramids? And set them free after baby Moises floats down the rio grande.

Posted by: wooga at January 22, 2018 01:11 PM (+RSgm)

80 Would love to know what PDT'S true walk-away position is. Would he drop the wall for no chain no lottery e - verify AND national citizenship verification on voting? Note I'm not sure that last one happens without the courts.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 22, 2018 01:12 PM (J1/Mn)

81 Somehow 700 miles of corrugated shiite has been put up on the border. I am sure there was some sort of funding for it.

Posted by: RioBravo at January 22, 2018 01:12 PM (5NMZN)

82 A DACA riot would be perfect about now. Maybe burn Maywood California to the ground.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2018 01:12 PM (WbIyz)

83 You know,the skeptics are right.We lost again.Expect Trump to govern like Democrat from now on.It's going to be an early night.

Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2018 01:12 PM (LiyEm)

84 We are proud that Senitor Shoemer voted to end this redicuolous Republican game to hurt immergrants and the children !!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at January 22, 2018 01:12 PM (hqQ+Q)

85
Nah. Dr. D wasn't really evil, just a misguided slave to his emotionally scarring backstory. Schumer is an evil prick.

Posted by: Insomniac
=========
You have a much more benevolent view of my creator that I.

Posted by: Hi. I'm Norm. at January 22, 2018 01:12 PM (JLXOA)

86 I like what PDT tweeted yesterday.

"Great to see how hard Republicans are fighting for our Military and Safety at the Border. The Dems just want illegal immigrants to pour into our country unchecked. If stalemate continues, Republicans should go to 51% (Nuclear Option) and vote on a real, long term budget, no CRs!"


Too bad no one in GOPe is actually interested in passing a budget.

Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at January 22, 2018 01:12 PM (AJeMv)

87
Eh, I think its just so these guys can go to their SuperBowl parties.

I personally blame them for opening the govt rather than shutting it down.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 22, 2018 01:13 PM (r+sAi)

88 President Trump should roll out Schumer's head on a pike during the State of the Union.

Posted by: Vlad, Revenge and Messaging Czar at January 22, 2018 01:13 PM (hUqh+)

89 How long id McStain have to sit on Flakey's face to bend his nose that far over ?? And did McStain give him a reach down ??

Posted by: a friend of sofa saver at January 22, 2018 01:13 PM (4u7kU)

90 Something has shifted. Can you feel it?

2018 is gonna be verrrry different year than 2017. Starting with all the phony lib crying news that is getting easier with every fake story for the general population to simply tune out.

When the Dems get wiped out in November it will feel like you expected it all along.

Posted by: Mega at January 22, 2018 01:13 PM (6NQZF)

91 Got my official "you're furloughed" notice an hour ago, and am now home. Looks like I'll be heading back to work tomorrow. For three weeks, then I believe this escapade will repeat.

Posted by: Gref at January 22, 2018 01:13 PM (AMIL/)

92

A 71 year old man brought the Dems to heel.

A 71 year old man exhausted both Pelosi and Schumer.

defeated, deflated

Release the Memo! Hammer the nail all the way down on the DemParty coffin.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2018 01:13 PM (fceHP)

93 I cannot worry about crap I have no control over. Let me know the outcome and I will adjust my concern accordingly and evaluate my next step. Which again will probably involve something I have no control over.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 22, 2018 01:13 PM (3QAtO)

94 Dem polling must have looked really, really bad.

Posted by: BignJames at January 22, 2018 01:05 PM (0+nbW)


Then the GOP didn't have to do anything but wait.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 22, 2018 01:13 PM (8gDQu)

95 But the stranger that dwelleth with you shall be unto you as one ...

Posted by: James Comey at January 22, 2018 01:06 PM (2FqvZ)

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.....

Posted by: The Beatles at January 22, 2018 01:13 PM (7uYFy)

96 Now how do we snatch defeat from the jaws of victory? We need ideas people. ASAP.

Posted by: GOPe at January 22, 2018 01:13 PM (FI8ge)

97 Trump should order the CFPB to build the wall. Instant funding without needing Congress, just like Obama and Warren designed it for, and within the agency's broad mandate.

Posted by: x at January 22, 2018 01:13 PM (nFwvY)

98 People in the last thread are claiming that this was just a face-saving measure for the left and that the GOP gave up nothing. But, if that were true, then why the hell would the GOP have any interest in handing the left any sort of "face-saving" measure to get them out of a bind they got themselves into? That just doesn't make any sense, at all ...

I'll take a crack at this one. It's politics. Imagine in a war you announce that you'll execute any enemy prisoners you take. They'll fight to the death, right?

But if you say "Surrender, and we'll give you warm chow, and treat you humanely" you undermine their motivation to resist.

Give the enemy a face-saving way out that at the same time advances your interests. Smart politics.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2018 01:13 PM (YqDXo)

99 57 Why do you assume it was Schumer who blinked and not the R's?

If you don't get anything from a deal, you're the one that blinked.

Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at January 22, 2018 01:13 PM (Bv9F2)

100 Trump is holding the line. God bless him.

Posted by: Jmel at January 22, 2018 01:13 PM (JIxMa)

101 I would love to see Schumer wearing a pussy hat.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 22, 2018 01:10 PM (YV+SU)


With those dipshit glasses he'd look like someone people in Manhattan would cross the street to avoid.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 22, 2018 01:14 PM (y7DUB)

102 Dem polling must have looked really, really bad.

Posted by: BignJames at January 22, 2018 01:05 PM (0+nbW)

Then the GOP didn't have to do anything but wait.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 22, 2018 01:13 PM (8gDQu)

No. Who knows what the polling will be next week? Seize the moment.
Release the Memo.

Posted by: The Beatles at January 22, 2018 01:14 PM (7uYFy)

103 Hey, James Comey

Your Twitter account actually hasn't posted any Scripture for days. Worried?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2018 01:14 PM (8+Ozj)

104 81
Somehow 700 miles of corrugated shiite has been put up on the border. I am sure there was some sort of funding for it.


Posted by: RioBravo at January 22, 2018 01:12 PM (5NMZN)

There is a short distance down around San Diego, but I don't think it is 700 miles long.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 22, 2018 01:14 PM (mpXpK)

105 Just to clarify...we will still cave by Feb 8th.

Posted by: GOPe at January 22, 2018 01:14 PM (FI8ge)

106 Ah. February 8. Start of Curlingpalooza.

Posted by: Anachronda at January 22, 2018 01:14 PM (sGtp+)

107 Note I'm not sure that last one happens without the courts.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 22, 2018 01:12 PM (J1/Mn)

Very simple... you point to the 2nd Amendment... if its OK to ask for prior permission to buy a gun... and government approval... and checking IDs and backgrounds for ONE right...

How can you not say its OK for those same restrictions for ANOTHER right?

Posted by: Don Q. at January 22, 2018 01:14 PM (NgKpN)

108 A 71 year old man exhausted both Pelosi and Schumer.

In fairness, Pelosi is something like 118.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2018 01:15 PM (WbIyz)

109 Flake on Fox!!!! The Talking Turd talks to clueless MSM! Wowsers!

Posted by: Harry Dexter White at January 22, 2018 01:15 PM (Co9e8)

110 Word of caution:

Trump stated when he rescinded the DACA EO that he wanted a legislative fix for it, and expected one.

If you are not yet tired of winning, expect one.

If you think that anything short of deporting every DACA recipient is amnesty, well, it is going to be amnesty. But, if you allow for a legal status that is NOT citizenship and does not allow for it other than the ordinary, legal channels (i.e, go back home and apply from there), and in return get modifications to visa lottery and chain migration (I won't say elimination is impossible, but half a loaf, right?) as well as actual funding for the wall?

That is what I think we will get, and you need to gird your loins for that win.

Posted by: blaster at January 22, 2018 01:15 PM (Z5y53)

111 What I've been hearing is Trump's ICE has been deporting any and all
Dreamers that have been involved in felonies and those that did not
register as Dreamers. Remember, the registered number was supposed to be
800K and at the moment it is 670K.
----
If that registration includes home addresses, I don't know why that's not the first place ICE goes to show some easy deportation accomplishment

Posted by: Methos at January 22, 2018 01:15 PM (XQvuQ)

112 I have convinced myself that penis sipper Graham is and has been blackmailed by the left over his proclivities. He always seems to swing a wrench at opportune moments while being allowed to vote on some issues, as cover.

If you're so ashamed of the fact that other men violate your bottom, with your consent, fall on your fucking sword. Don't ruin our country.

Posted by: 1921 C DRUM at January 22, 2018 01:15 PM (h7sWp)

113 More Shithole Schumer: "We have unlimited funds for all illegal aliens and their families for whatever they need and for all time ... but really nothing available to build a wall."

Posted by: ShainS at January 22, 2018 01:15 PM (wegMH)

114 >>Oh, in the meantime, Schumer has been claiming he offered a grand compromise to the president and the GOP, offering to support authorization for the wall.



Is he fooling anyone?

Even people on his side knew (and liked) that his one an only negotiation move with Trump was: Give me DACA and I give you nothing in return.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 22, 2018 01:15 PM (W+vEI)

115 "3 Lotta winning for a Monday."


Amazing the difference when you have a White House that does not try to exaggerate the impact of a shutdown. Dems lose the leverage when no photos of kids barricaded from entering the Lincoln Memorial.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 22, 2018 01:16 PM (OD2ni)

116 I'll take a crack at this one. It's politics. Imagine in a war you announce that you'll execute any enemy prisoners you take. They'll fight to the death, right?

But if you say "Surrender, and we'll give you warm chow, and treat you humanely" you undermine their motivation to resist.

Give the enemy a face-saving way out that at the same time advances your interests. Smart politics.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2018 01:13 PM (YqDXo)

There was a reason why the Krauts wanted to surrender to us and not the Soviets.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2018 01:16 PM (7uYFy)

117 Way O/T since we're over 100 comments.

Ace, have you watched this video of Dr. Jordan Peterson being "interviewed" by BBC's Cathy Newman?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMcjxSThD54

It's causing a lot of waves because of his skillful takedown of her false charges. What do you think?

And yeah, I'm pushing this a lot because I think it's a rare thing of beauty. We don't get to see or hear this often enough from today's media.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 22, 2018 01:16 PM (tRaq7)

118 During a speech on the Senate floor on Monday, Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-NY) announced a deal has been reached where Democrats will vote to reopen the government with a commitment that if an agreement has not been reached by February 8th, there will be immediate consideration of DACA legislation.

Schumer said, 'We will vote today to reopen the government, to continue negotiating a global agreement, with the commitment that, if an agreement isn't reached by February the 8th, the Senate will immediately proceed to consideration of legislation dealing with DACA. The process will be neutral and fair to all sides. We expect that a bipartisan bill on DACA will receive fair consideration and an up or down vote on the floor."

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 22, 2018 01:16 PM (y3aQB)

119 66 Bill Kristolnacht and Egg McMuffin unavailable for comment?
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 22, 2018 01:10 PM (y7DUB)

Too busy tongue bathing one another on Twitter. I'll leave the visualization of that as an exercise for the reader.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 22, 2018 01:16 PM (RD7QR)

120 Like any good scam artist, if the mark doesn't take the bait, change the story.

Schumer is just changing his product pitch, it is the same deal as ever; Schumer is just using different words to describe the fraud.

But wait, there is more! For a limited time only with the government reopening and back to doing business for the people, you also get this through examination of the benefits of immigration and how much immigrants have contributed to the growth of the United States. Everyone wins!

We couldn't have done it without the massive and very successful Feminist March for Feminism yesterday.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 22, 2018 01:16 PM (GroCc)

121 Schumer's giving an interview at this moment, WEARING A FLAKEY MASK

Posted by: a friend of sofa saver at January 22, 2018 01:16 PM (4u7kU)

122 Ok, now that this is over....

Release the effing memo!

Oh...maybe they already have. Trump has it and will read it at the SOTU speech.


Pleeeease, pleeeease, pleeeeeeeease!

Posted by: Tami at January 22, 2018 01:16 PM (Enq6K)

123 They caved quicker than I thought they would.

Posted by: ALH at January 22, 2018 01:16 PM (7DwnJ)

124 Schumer in a pussyhat:

https://tinyurl.com/yc6k43ec

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at January 22, 2018 01:16 PM (rdl6o)

125 63 strangers? More like slaves you drape molesting emo

Posted by: kallisto at January 22, 2018 01:17 PM (GjigR)

126 96 Now how do we snatch defeat from the jaws of victory? We need ideas people. ASAP.
--------------------------
Senator Lindsay Graham is sure to pop up. The Shit Dough Boy is always ready to bend over.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 22, 2018 01:17 PM (YV+SU)

127 If you think that anything short of deporting every DACA recipient is amnesty, well, it is going to be amnesty. But, if you allow for a legal status that is NOT citizenship and does not allow for it other than the ordinary, legal channels (i.e, go back home and apply from there), and in return get modifications to visa lottery and chain migration (I won't say elimination is impossible, but half a loaf, right?) as well as actual funding for the wall?

That is what I think we will get, and you need to gird your loins for that win.
Posted by: blaster at January 22, 2018 01:15 PM (Z5y53)


Art of the possible, and all that.

Art of the possible meets "Art of the Deal."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2018 01:17 PM (YqDXo)

128 WE think Presdent Obama should something about this because Trump can screw up wet dream !!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at January 22, 2018 01:17 PM (hqQ+Q)

129 So we turn illegal Mexicans into slave labor and force them to build pyramids? And set them free after baby Moises floats down the rio grande.

Posted by: wooga at January 22, 2018 01:11 PM (+RSgm)


Leviticus 25:45

Moreover of the children of the strangers that do sojourn among you, of them shall ye buy, and of their families that are with you, which they begat in your land: and they shall be your possession.

Posted by: James Comey at January 22, 2018 01:17 PM (2FqvZ)

130 If you're so ashamed of the fact that other men violate your bottom, with your consent, fall on your fucking sword. Don't ruin our country.
Posted by: 1921 C DRUM at January 22, 2018 01:15 PM (h7sWp)

I agree. Especially now. It's cool and hip to be gay.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2018 01:17 PM (7uYFy)

131
? how can this be?


Posted by: willow at January 22, 2018 01:06 PM <<<<<<<<<<<<<

Its pretty sad when a young girl loses her belief in magic.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 22, 2018 01:17 PM (r+sAi)

132 If polling were really bad for Dems why the fuck didn't the gop prolong this a few more days and get some concessions out of Shumer? Like oh I dunno...wall funding for starters?

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 22, 2018 01:18 PM (FI8ge)

133 >> Bill Kristolnacht and Egg McMuffin
....
>> I'll leave the visualization of that as an exercise for
>> the reader.

Both of them are bottoms, I thought.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 01:18 PM (8O3HH)

134 It sorta worked. Damn!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at January 22, 2018 01:18 PM (rdl6o)

135 In this poker game against Trump, Schumer laid down his hand of two checkers, a chipped dice and the old iron from a discarded Monopoly game.

And Trump laid down his hand, and Straight Flushed Schumer right down the Senatorial Shitter.

Bye, Chuckie!

*ker-wwwoosssshhhhhh!*




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 22, 2018 01:18 PM (QzJWU)

136 My friend The Rick Wilson and I both agree that Chuck Schumer is the true conservative in Congress and would be supported by Reagan.

Posted by: Egg McMuffin at January 22, 2018 01:18 PM (OD2ni)

137 Dems: Uncle Trump!


Give Schumer a wedgie and fauxahontas a noogie for good measure.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 22, 2018 01:18 PM (Dp6qK)

138 If we hurry up and deport the Dacoids all now, there will be nothing to debate.

Posted by: Jefe El Donaldo at January 22, 2018 01:18 PM (HgMAr)

139 There was a reason why the Krauts wanted to surrender to us and not the Soviets.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2018 01:16 PM (7uYFy)


Exactly. Perfect example.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2018 01:18 PM (YqDXo)

140 A "deal" deal!

Posted by: Crapgame at January 22, 2018 01:19 PM (ewxPW)

141 Sometimes when you win, you lose.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at January 22, 2018 01:19 PM (gs8be)

142 There was a reason why the Krauts wanted to surrender to us and not the Soviets.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2018 01:16 PM (7uYFy)


But they only wanted to surrender to us when they knew the Soviets were right around the corner.

But this analogy has nothing to do with the GOP helping the left out of a bind they think they got themselves into. They weren't staring at torture and death. The GOP had no reason to help them out, in any way. If things were so bad for the left and the GOP was really offering nothing then they should have done nothing and just waited.

No, there was more going on (and more planned to go on) in this deal than many are willing to acknowledge or admit.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 22, 2018 01:19 PM (8gDQu)

143 I would love to hear Trump's response to the "grand bargain" that "authorized" something that had been written into law and willfully obstructed by everyone for at least 12 years, and possibly going back to the GHWB administration.

I can imagine that he expected Ashton Kutcher to come out and tell him her was being punked.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at January 22, 2018 01:19 PM (wGbBR)

144 Posted by: 1921 C DRUM at January 22, 2018 01:15 PM (h7sWp)

Is that you Ms. Handler?

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 22, 2018 01:19 PM (3QAtO)

145 Sometimes when you win, you lose.


Good Time Charlie's got the blues.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2018 01:19 PM (WbIyz)

146 Like any good scam artist, if the mark doesn't take the bait, change the story.

Schumer is just changing his product pitch, it is the same deal as ever; Schumer is just using different words to describe the fraud.

But wait, there is more! For a limited time only
================
So your saying he's basically an appliance salesman. Yep. Nailed it.

Posted by: simplemind at January 22, 2018 01:19 PM (39R9D)

147 Well this will upset the True Cons as NR.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 22, 2018 01:20 PM (YV+SU)

148 130
If you're so ashamed of the fact that other men violate your bottom, with your consent, fall on your fucking sword. Don't ruin our country.

Posted by: 1921 C DRUM at January 22, 2018 01:15 PM (h7sWp)



I agree. Especially now. It's cool and hip to be gay.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2018 01:17 PM (7uYFy)



You love our new for 2018 lineup.

Posted by: Crocs, Inc. at January 22, 2018 01:20 PM (Dp6qK)

149 How about if we let the Dreamers stay, but they have to help build the wall? And all the money they make doing so has to stay in the U.S.

Posted by: bluebell at January 22, 2018 01:20 PM (kNasr)

150 110 If you think that anything short of deporting every DACA recipient is amnesty, well, it is going to be amnesty. But, if you allow for a legal status that is NOT citizenship and does not allow for it other than the ordinary, legal channels (i.e, go back home and apply from there), and in return get modifications to visa lottery and chain migration (I won't say elimination is impossible, but half a loaf, right?) as well as actual funding for the wall?

That is what I think we will get, and you need to gird your loins for that win.
Posted by: blaster at January 22, 2018 01:15 PM (Z5y53)


Need to make it so that the Ninth Circuit can't step in and cancel it all out, while demanding Immediate Voting Rights for the 2018 Midterms.

Posted by: Hikaru at January 22, 2018 01:20 PM (WDCYi)

151 40
Schumer:



He is the Dr. Heinz Doofenschmirtz of the Democratic party.



I hope Perry the platypus shows up and punches him in the stomach "like a hundred times already".

Posted by: simplemind at January 22, 2018 01:07 PM (MGEDh)


OK, Now I'm going to shoot Trump with my Loseinator. There's now way this can backfire.

Posted by: Senator Doofenschmirtz at January 22, 2018 01:20 PM (ymnmz)

152 No one asked Flake if the bill would include ending chain migration and the visa lottery system. I can't believe any of these people can claim to be journalists.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at January 22, 2018 01:20 PM (rdl6o)

153 I don't trust any of them. PERIOD.

When I see something is writing I'll.....

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 22, 2018 01:20 PM (5y11N)

154 >> Well this will upset the True Cons as NR.

Time to dig up another porn star or something that he banged.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 01:21 PM (8O3HH)

155 Senators Obama, Clinton and Schumer voted for the 2006 Secure Fence Act.

About 650 miles of fencing was built, but the majority is vehicle barriers. Some is pretty stout 18 ft fencing, but there are big gaps in it, and it's climbable.

A lot of private land had to be condemned a hurry with many landowners screwed over, and 10 years later they're still sorting out the mess.

Posted by: stace at January 22, 2018 01:21 PM (6HFDU)

156 135 And Trump laid down his hand, and Straight Flushed Schumer right down the Senatorial Shitter.

Bye, Chuckie!

*ker-wwwoosssshhhhhh!*


HAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by: ALH at January 22, 2018 01:21 PM (7DwnJ)

157 Meanwhile, RELEASE THE MEMO!!!

Stop teasing us!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 01:21 PM (ptqGC)

158 The illegal alien lobby/La Raze/Jorge Ramos will not be happy about this and are going to punish the Dems for caving.

Remember
when Jorge Ramos, quite unexpected, started grilling Obama about Fast
in Furious back in 2012? For a few short minutes we made him look like the incompetent, corrupt tool we
know him to be but more importantly it was a warning shot: stop screwing
around on immigration and just do it or else we will destroy you (and we can.)

Obama started issuing executive orders shortly after his re-election and Ramos never breathed another word about running guns to Mexico. This was not a coincidence. The illegal lobby are going to start shooting anybody that retreats. This should be interesting.

Posted by: Ripley at January 22, 2018 01:21 PM (MxEKc)

159 I can't believe any of these people can claim to be journalists.
Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at January 22, 2018 01:20 PM (rdl6o)

They are not. They are all scrunts

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 22, 2018 01:21 PM (5y11N)

160 Two weeks.

That was the recurring punchline in The Money Pit.

How apropos. In so many ways.

Posted by: Joe Mama at January 22, 2018 01:21 PM (oRlt1)

161 So we turn illegal Mexicans into slave labor and force them to build pyramids? And set them free after baby Moises floats down the rio grande.
Posted by: wooga at January 22, 2018 01:11 PM (+RSgm)

Oh alright but no Methodist

Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at January 22, 2018 01:22 PM (czkHE)

162 Time to start filling those boxcars.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 22, 2018 01:22 PM (YV+SU)

163 Moreover of the children of the strangers that do sojourn among you, of them shall ye buy, and of their families that are with you, which they begat in your land: and they shall be your possession.

We get to buy the children of illegal immigrants?
I think we can call this the "Harry Reid's Dreamy Dreamer Act"

Posted by: wooga at January 22, 2018 01:22 PM (+RSgm)

164 There is 0 chance that dacas wont get citizenship eventually. Either courts will make it happen or a dem president will make it happen. But the idea that today's 25 yo daca will not be a citizen 20,30 years from now is laughable.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 22, 2018 01:22 PM (Dx4uB)

165 How long until Chuckie gets canned by his fellow Dems?

Posted by: ALH at January 22, 2018 01:23 PM (7DwnJ)

166 If that registration includes home addresses, I don't know why that's not the first place ICE goes to show some easy deportation accomplishment

Posted by: Methos at January 22, 2018 01:15 PM (XQvuQ)


That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.

The DACA program that Obama created by EO said to these folks if you register here, we won't bust you.

Trump wrote a new EO that said, yeah, not anymore. In six months, this doesn't apply to you.

That six months isn't up until March. I suppose he could Vader it and alter the deal, but the deal is you sign up, we won't bust you.




Posted by: blaster at January 22, 2018 01:23 PM (Z5y53)

167 Fun fact: Obama, Clinton, Schumer and 23 other Democratic senators voted for the Secure Fence Act of 2006. Now is the chance for the Dems to put our money where their mouth is.

Posted by: Valiant at January 22, 2018 01:23 PM (3MiF8)

168 Friend of mine had a sign:
Authorized Personnel Only
If you're bringing money, you're authorized.

by friend I mean dealer.

Posted by: DaveA at January 22, 2018 01:23 PM (FhXTo)

169 149 How about if we let the Dreamers stay, but they have to help build the wall? And all the money they make doing so has to stay in the U.S.

Posted by: bluebell at January 22, 2018 01:20 PM (kNasr)

I'd like that except for...flashbacks to the Russians who helped build the Moscow Embassy in the 80's. That was a multimillion dollar fiasco.

Posted by: moki at January 22, 2018 01:23 PM (V+V48)

170 Guess the weekend poll numbers were not good for those people.

Still, this is about as far from "normal order" as you can get. Get your act together, Congress.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 22, 2018 01:23 PM (LV3VM)

171 so we're safe from asteroids?

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 22, 2018 01:23 PM (hMwEB)

172 Sometimes I think it's a sin
When I feel like I'm winnin' when I'm losin' again

Posted by: gordon at January 22, 2018 01:23 PM (ewxPW)

173 Meanwhile, RELEASE THE MEMO!!!

Why not the FISA warrant application itself? Instead, we'll get a watered down memo. Expect it to be underwhelming as Dana Perino stated on The Five last Friday.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at January 22, 2018 01:24 PM (rdl6o)

174 Special Forces had a week long exercise attempting to breech the wall prototypes. Reports are they were unable to complete the mission.

Now that is a wall.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 22, 2018 01:24 PM (3QAtO)

175 158 The illegal alien lobby/La Raze/Jorge Ramos will not be happy about this and are going to punish the Dems for caving.

Remember
when Jorge Ramos, quite unexpected, started grilling Obama about Fast
in Furious back in 2012? For a few short minutes we made him look like the incompetent, corrupt tool we
know him to be but more importantly it was a warning shot: stop screwing
around on immigration and just do it or else we will destroy you (and we can.)

Obama started issuing executive orders shortly after his re-election and Ramos never breathed another word about running guns to Mexico. This was not a coincidence. The illegal lobby are going to start shooting anybody that retreats. This should be interesting.
Posted by: Ripley at January 22, 2018 01:21 PM (MxEKc)

That'll backfire. It would be like that march they had in which they flew huge Mexican flags but no US flags. Big backlash. The meme that works for them now is "Illegals are harmless children who just want a part of the American dream." When it becomes hardball politics that disappears.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 22, 2018 01:24 PM (RD7QR)

176 At least when ace "Authorizes" some nonsense it's funny.

Posted by: DaveA at January 22, 2018 01:24 PM (FhXTo)

177 I saw a bumper sticker "If you elect a clown.Expect a circus."

Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2018 01:24 PM (LiyEm)

178
I suspect the Trump-Shumer meeting went something like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xLEBtyar6M

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 22, 2018 01:24 PM (r+sAi)

179 In the distance, The Golden Scalp Weasel chuckled.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 22, 2018 01:24 PM (p+Wdc)

180 I'd like that except for...flashbacks to the Russians who helped build the Moscow Embassy in the 80's. That was a multimillion dollar fiasco.
Posted by: moki at January 22, 2018 01:23 PM (V+V4
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Yes, but we are building the wall here, not there, so hopefully we'd have more eyes on it. And no typewriters or listening devices

Posted by: bluebell at January 22, 2018 01:24 PM (kNasr)

181 149 How about if we let the Dreamers stay, but they have to help build the wall?

I'm OK with that as long as they're building on the south side.

Posted by: jsg at January 22, 2018 01:25 PM (gs8be)

182 There is 0 chance that dacas wont get citizenship eventually. Either
courts will make it happen or a dem president will make it happen. But
the idea that today's 25 yo daca will not be a citizen 20,30 years from
now is laughable.
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Which is exactly why every single one must be removed from the country.

Posted by: Methos at January 22, 2018 01:25 PM (XQvuQ)

183 Still not tired of winning.

A little chafed, however.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 22, 2018 01:25 PM (Tnhbr)

184 Notice that Schumer has said openly that there will be an up or down vote on DACA. Which means, if he is actually being honest, that he's not planning on filibustering that vote. Which means whatever bill is put up, it's only going to need 50 votes + Mike Pence to pass.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2018 01:25 PM (k1TUh)

185 How about if we let the Dreamers stay, but they have to help build the wall? And all the money they make doing so has to stay in the U.S.

Posted by: bluebell at January 22, 2018 01:20 PM (kNasr)

I'd like that except for...flashbacks to the Russians who helped build the Moscow Embassy in the 80's. That was a multimillion dollar fiasco.
Posted by: moki at January 22, 2018 01:23 PM (V+V4


they would just build in weaknesses and openings to let their family and friends in

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2018 01:25 PM (fceHP)

186 I'm waiting to "hear the lamentations of the women"
cue up Madame Lindsey.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 22, 2018 01:25 PM (hUqh+)

187
*jingle music*
Doofenschmirtz Evil Incorporated

Dr. D: What! Perry the platypus why are you pointing my loseinator ray at that mirror?

Perry: *grrrrrrrr*

*Loseinator ray fires and ray bounces off mirror and hits Dr. D*

Dr. D: Drat! I'll never get another win now.

Posted by: simplemind at January 22, 2018 01:25 PM (39R9D)

188 so we're safe from asteroids?

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 22, 2018 01:23 PM (hMwEB)


Of course not. But we'll have a couple days notification before we all die a sudden and fiery death. You know, time to put a will together, sell real estate, that kind of stuff.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 22, 2018 01:25 PM (2FqvZ)

189 Still not tired of winning.

A little chafed, however.




*shakes head sadly*

Posted by: Jergins at January 22, 2018 01:25 PM (WbIyz)

190 In the spirit of Motor voter laws, today I announce a new federal program for Dreamers...DACA Citizenship Death Certificates. On the day you die you become a citizen! The path is clear.

Posted by: President Richard Punch at January 22, 2018 01:26 PM (ymnmz)

191 David Holland - RIP

The Drummer for Judas Priest, has passed.

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 01:26 PM (bZOIt)

192 171 so we're safe from asteroids?
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 22, 2018 01:23 PM (hMwEB)

And empty vending machines. We really dodged a bullet.

Posted by: jsg at January 22, 2018 01:26 PM (gs8be)

193 in ye olde dayes the wall would be built from bricks made of the groubd up bones of would-be invaders

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 22, 2018 01:26 PM (hMwEB)

194 174 Special Forces had a week long exercise attempting to breech the wall prototypes. Reports are they were unable to complete the mission.

Now that is a wall.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 22, 2018 01:24 PM (3QAtO)


Yep. I saw that too. Heartwarming, isn't it?

They shut down part of the test over concern of dismounting from the top of a 30 foot wall. (Fair enough!)

A wall doesn't have to stop every single person from getting across; it just has to cut the flood to a trickle, or better, a few drips. Anyone who can get over a wall Special Forces blanch at crossing is pretty impressive.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2018 01:26 PM (YqDXo)

195 Time to start filling those boxcars.
Posted by: Puddin Head

And send them to the ovens at Applebee's!
/former commenter reference

Posted by: andycanuck at January 22, 2018 01:26 PM (ewxPW)

196 Special Forces had a week long exercise attempting to breech the wall prototypes. Reports are they were unable to complete the mission.

Now that is a wall.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 22, 2018 01:24 PM (3QAtO)
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Three weeks. And yep, pretty much unbreachable.

https://tinyurl.com/y787c9za

Posted by: bluebell at January 22, 2018 01:26 PM (kNasr)

197 PDT should just fund the wall from the same account that the skidloads of cash for Iran came from.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at January 22, 2018 01:26 PM (oVWx5)

198 "Which is exactly why every single one must be removed from the country."

That's not going to happen, so go dig a hole and scream into it for as many hours as you need to for that lesson to take hold.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2018 01:26 PM (k1TUh)

199
Yes, but we are building the wall here, not there, so hopefully we'd have more eyes on it. And no typewriters or listening devices

Posted by: bluebell at January 22, 2018 01:24 PM (kNasr)

Lol- I'd say, "Remember, this is the government doing this" but it's Trump's govt, and he seems to be about doing it right the first time. A new and unusual environment that is probably causing a great deal of angst amongst the entrenched bureaucrats!

Posted by: moki at January 22, 2018 01:27 PM (V+V48)

200 171 so we're safe from asteroids?
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 22, 2018 01:23 PM (hMwEB)

Keep using the suppositories just in case.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 22, 2018 01:27 PM (RD7QR)

201 >> Special Forces had a week long exercise attempting to breech the wall prototypes. Reports are they were unable to complete the mission.

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Yes, I heard something about that this morning. Built several different wall prototypes, and got SF teams in there to try their best to defeat it. They couldn't

Yes, winning, indeed.

Remember all the idiots who said and continue to say that a wall is stupid, they'll just go over it. Hah, hah.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 01:27 PM (8O3HH)

202 University student hospitalized after earing a Tide pod.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/286584/

Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2018 01:27 PM (LiyEm)

203 My nightmare is your biggest pussy.

Posted by: Dyslexic feminist at January 22, 2018 01:27 PM (IqV8l)

204 That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.



The DACA program that Obama created by EO said to these folks if you register here, we won't bust you.



Trump wrote a new EO that said, yeah, not anymore. In six months, this doesn't apply to you.



That six months isn't up until March. I suppose he could Vader it
and alter the deal, but the deal is you sign up, we won't bust you.
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Vader away. The government doesn't have any right not to deport them and they have no rights here period.

Plus as soon as you return any of the registered illegals to the countries they belong to, you can guarantee that the next time the uniparty tries to set up something like DACA, no one will sign up.

Posted by: Methos at January 22, 2018 01:27 PM (XQvuQ)

205 Does anybody expect some truth from Schmucky Chuckie? He's been a lying worm forever. That's how you rise in the Death Cult Party.

Posted by: geoffb at January 22, 2018 01:28 PM (zOpu5)

206 A border wall is less an obstacle than a statement. Even a single strand of barbwire is enough to indicate the point after which you will be fired upon.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2018 01:28 PM (WbIyz)

207 174 Special Forces had a week long exercise attempting to breech the wall prototypes. Reports are they were unable to complete the mission.

Now that is a wall.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol

the two with the open bottom look like you could throw a rock over with a string tied to it and run a line up and over and tie it off.

Posted by: x at January 22, 2018 01:28 PM (nFwvY)

208 Why not the FISA warrant application itself? Instead, we'll get a watered down memo. Expect it to be underwhelming as Dana Perino stated on The Five last Friday.
Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at January 22, 2018 01:24 PM (rdl6o)

Something tells me that Dana Perino would find a wild night of passionate sex with a huge porn star "underwhelming."
She's a drip.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2018 01:28 PM (7uYFy)

209 University student hospitalized after earing a Tide pod.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/286584/
Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2018 01:27 PM (LiyEm)


this is the new "thing"

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2018 01:28 PM (fceHP)

210 What some of you guys are not taking into account is that most of those 800,000 DACA illegals have been here longer than 5 years. So if they get amnesty and a green card they will be immediately eligible to apply for citizenship and vote.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 22, 2018 01:29 PM (mpXpK)

211 A wall doesn't have to stop every single person from getting across; it just has to cut the flood to a trickle, or better, a few drips. Anyone who can get over a wall Special Forces blanch at crossing is pretty impressive.
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We should go into business offering helicopter rides.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 22, 2018 01:29 PM (YV+SU)

212 Now that we know the shutdown bluff over DACA is dead, what do Democrats have left? Oh yeah... traitorous Senate Republicans, who can still fuck everything up.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 22, 2018 01:30 PM (toi7g)

213 so we're safe from asteroids?
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 22, 2018 01:23 PM (hMwEB)

Keep using the suppositories just in case.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 22, 2018 01:27 PM (RD7QR)


I always mess up with suppositories and end my sentences with one.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 22, 2018 01:30 PM (2FqvZ)

214 so we're safe from asteroids?

I literally laughed out loud when they made this claim. I think it was CNN that showed the next asteroid that was coming close to Earth's atmosphere. It seems now we believe aliens can travel astronomical distances to visit the Earth but not make contact. Why wouldn't they try and intentionally make contact?

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at January 22, 2018 01:30 PM (rdl6o)

215 I'll take a crack at this one. It's politics. Imagine in a war you announce that you'll execute any enemy prisoners you take. They'll fight to the death, right?

But if you say "Surrender, and we'll give you warm chow, and treat you humanely" you undermine their motivation to resist.



Which really is better though?
Giving the Germans of WWI a face saving way out, thereby ensuring WWII, or smoking the Japs?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2018 01:30 PM (4dbPD)

216 I heard Turtle just guaranteed them a debate not a vote.

Posted by: redbanzai at January 22, 2018 01:30 PM (f5uaD)

217 If every left wing dipshit in the country would go ahead and eat a Tide pod I would be okay with that...

Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2018 01:30 PM (LiyEm)

218 We should embrace these beautiful children and give them immediate and unfettered citizenship

Posted by: sofa saver at January 22, 2018 01:30 PM (4u7kU)

219 Look at all the airline reservations that will have to be cancelled by the Non-Essential gov employees to Orlando...They don't have to worry, they get paid anyway.

Posted by: Colin at January 22, 2018 01:30 PM (/lyOy)

220 Once the wall starts to go up, I wonder what level of protection the construction will need. Riot police? Army?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 22, 2018 01:30 PM (/qEW2)

221 Cruz taking it to a reporter for her misinformed narrative on shutdowns.

Posted by: WisRich at January 22, 2018 01:30 PM (OAlmw)

222 Obama sent Over a hundred billion dollars to Iran. Can't Trump get some cash, or did all the money get stolen.

Posted by: Brian at January 22, 2018 01:31 PM (G4MPJ)

223 A wall doesn't have to stop every single person from getting across; it just has to cut the flood to a trickle, or better, a few drips. Anyone who can get over a wall Special Forces blanch at crossing is pretty impressive.

In the places where illegals are still getting through, there are some new, non-lethal methods to stop them like the low-dose microwave "heat ray." They can then be picked up and trebucheted back over the fence.

We have the technology...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 22, 2018 01:31 PM (tRaq7)

224 "216 I heard Turtle just guaranteed them a debate not a vote."

And even if it gets a vote in the Senate, so what? Nothing becomes law unless it's agreed to by the House and signed by Trump.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2018 01:31 PM (k1TUh)

225 And send them to the ovens at Applebee's!
/former commenter reference
Posted by: andycanuck at January 22, 2018 01:26 PM


he's trolling the twits, now...really upped his game with rants about the "right-wingers"

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 22, 2018 01:31 PM (ZQfW9)

226 220You think certain states might try to interfere with construction or just use there welfare collecting army to do it?

Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2018 01:31 PM (LiyEm)

227 Anthony Weiner Mentor Chuck Schumer: Biological proof that at one point humans did crossbreed with weasels.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at January 22, 2018 01:31 PM (BRpqW)

228 Why wouldn't they try and intentionally make contact?
=========
Well, when you are walking by the neighborhood pond, do you stop to talk to the frogs?

Posted by: simplemind at January 22, 2018 01:31 PM (1ncYF)

229 Giving the Germans of WWI a face saving way out, thereby ensuring WWII


Not giving the Germans of WWI a face saving way out is what ensured WWII.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2018 01:31 PM (WbIyz)

230 So if they get amnesty and a green card they will be immediately eligible to apply for citizenship and vote.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 22, 2018 01:29 PM (mpXpK)


Unless the law - and it will be a law - prohibits that.

Also, current law says you have to be a green card holder for 5 years. Not just be here 5 years.

Posted by: blaster at January 22, 2018 01:31 PM (Z5y53)

231
the two with the open bottom look like you could throw a rock over with a string tied to it and run a line up and over and tie it off.
Posted by: x at January 22, 2018 01:28 PM (nFwvY)


I thought the open bottom was just for the prototype to show the reinforcement like a cutaway model

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 22, 2018 01:32 PM (lKyWE)

232 Something tells me that Dana Perino would find a wild night of passionate sex with a huge porn star "underwhelming."
She's a drip.


She may be an establishment Republican, but how does it benefit her to downplay obvious illegal activity of the FBI and DOJ?

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at January 22, 2018 01:32 PM (rdl6o)

233 218 We should embrace these beautiful children and give them immediate and unfettered citizenship
Posted by: sofa saver at January 22, 2018 01:30 PM (4u7kU)

Unfortunately, they already do.

Or are we not talking about our Senators?

Posted by: josephistan at January 22, 2018 01:32 PM (7HtZB)

234
Hey, let's see what happens if we shove some Tide pods up that Worst Nightmare Pussy and see what happens.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 01:32 PM (8O3HH)

235 I doubted it was possible, but Dems have actually lost a shutdown fight. Schumer has agreed to end the filibuster in exchange for practically nothing. Make no mistake: Schumer & Dems caved. What a political fiasco.

Brit Hume January 22, 2018

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 22, 2018 01:32 PM (y3aQB)

236 so we're safe from asteroids?

I literally laughed out loud when they made this claim. I think it was CNN that showed the next asteroid that was coming close to Earth's atmosphere. It seems now we believe aliens can travel astronomical distances to visit the Earth but not make contact. Why wouldn't they try and intentionally make contact?
Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at January 22, 2018 01:30 PM (rdl6o)


I just finished watching Season 1 of Salvation

same premise

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt6170874/?ref_=nv_sr_1

not a great show, but hot guy Santiago Cabrera is the star, so, why not?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2018 01:32 PM (fceHP)

237 We need a mined and armed DMZ on the Southern Border.

Posted by: Monk at January 22, 2018 01:32 PM (g4lFK)

238 112 I have convinced myself that penis sipper Graham is and has been blackmailed by the left over his proclivities. He always seems to swing a wrench at opportune moments while being allowed to vote on some issues, as cover.

If you're so ashamed of the fact that other men violate your bottom, with your consent, fall on your fucking sword. Don't ruin our country.
Posted by: 1921 C DRUM at January 22, 2018 01:15 PM (h7sWp)




No, I think Pansy Grahmnesty really IS a Hispandering Fool. I mean, his homosexuality is the most open secret of all time at this point!

Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 22, 2018 01:32 PM (ujg0T)

239 Which is exactly why every single one must be removed from the country."



That's not going to happen, so go dig a hole and scream into it for as many hours as you need to for that lesson to take hold.
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Then Trump will be a single termer.

He was elected to eliminate the foreign invasion, and anything short of that is failure.

Posted by: Methos at January 22, 2018 01:32 PM (XQvuQ)

240 220 gators

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 22, 2018 01:32 PM (hMwEB)

241 200 171 so we're safe from asteroids?
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 22, 2018 01:23 PM (hMwEB)

Keep using the suppositories just in case.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 22, 2018 01:27 PM (RD7QR)


We need to fund construction of a giant catcher's mitt.

Just in case.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2018 01:32 PM (YqDXo)

242

Rush playing Susan Collins... argh

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2018 01:33 PM (fceHP)

243 Leviticus 19:34
But the stranger that dwelleth with you shall be unto you as one born among you, and thou shalt love him as thyself; for ye were strangers in the land of Egypt

Posted by: James Comey at January 22, 2018 01:06 PM (2FqvZ)


Hey, Jimmy, this one's for you: He that is surety for a stranger shall smart for it:
Proverbs 11:15

Posted by: Billy Stubb at January 22, 2018 01:33 PM (gvGwC)

244
Once the wall starts to go up, I wonder what level of protection the construction will need. Riot police? Army?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 22, 2018 01:30 PM (/qEW2)


One Israeli driving a bulldozer should be able to handle the problem in no time flat.

Posted by: Rachel Corrie at January 22, 2018 01:33 PM (uiwCw)

245 Sheesh...is today Eeyore day at the HQ?


Think I'll go clean the cabinet under the laundry room sink....

Posted by: Tami at January 22, 2018 01:33 PM (Enq6K)

246 I literally laughed out loud when they made this claim. I think it was CNN that showed the next asteroid that was coming close to Earth's atmosphere. It seems now we believe aliens can travel astronomical distances to visit the Earth but not make contact. Why wouldn't they try and intentionally make contact?

Oh they've been here already.

How do we know? Because they haven't come back.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 22, 2018 01:33 PM (tRaq7)

247 A border wall is less an obstacle than a statement. Even a single strand of barbwire is enough to indicate the point after which you will be fired upon.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2018 01:28 PM (WbIyz)


Exactly. My neighbor has a fence I can quickly and easily traverse. However, if caught on his property the judge is going to ask me how I got there. What can I say?

Which is why I'm more of a fence guy then a wall guy. Both the fence and the wall make a statement. One is a helluva lot cheaper.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 22, 2018 01:33 PM (2FqvZ)

248 Well, when you are walking by the neighborhood pond, do you stop to talk to the frogs?

And you feel that's an equivalent analogy?

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at January 22, 2018 01:33 PM (rdl6o)

249 237 We need a mined and armed DMZ on the Southern Border."

Now that is one of the most idiotic statements that has ever been posted here.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2018 01:33 PM (k1TUh)

250 Posted by: x at January 22, 2018 01:28 PM (

Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, that was me. Airborne, huh? I can see!

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 22, 2018 01:34 PM (3QAtO)

251 Think I'll go clean the cabinet under the laundry room sink....

Posted by: Tami at January 22, 2018 01:33 PM (Enq6K)
-------

Come over and help me with my pantry. I have half of it out in my kitchen and now I'm paralyzed so I'm here instead.

Posted by: bluebell at January 22, 2018 01:34 PM (kNasr)

252 Will this wall be made of ice?




Posted by: Jon Snow at January 22, 2018 01:34 PM (8iiMU)

253 I had asteroids once.

Posted by: Senator Doofenschmirtz at January 22, 2018 01:34 PM (ymnmz)

254 Trump the master Non-Negotiator

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 22, 2018 01:34 PM (oGRue)

255 artisinal, was curious about that show

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 22, 2018 01:34 PM (hMwEB)

256 I thought the open bottom was just for the prototype to show the reinforcement like a cutaway model
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 22, 2018 01:32 PM (lKyWE)


I think the comb-like structure is to avoid windblown sand piling up against the wall.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2018 01:34 PM (YqDXo)

257 >>Rush playing Susan Collins.


Bootsy Collins > Susan Collins

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 01:34 PM (DLuTg)

258 I've been working at work, the horror, the horror, so I'm just catching up to this.

So there was a, what, 60 hour shutdown, 48 hours of which were over a weekend, and the Dems get to be in the exact same position they were when it started but now with Trump being able to say they want to give amnesty to illegal rather than pay the military?

Do I have that right?

I mean, look, it pains me to say something not awful about Chuck Schumer but he's not usually this politically stupid.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 22, 2018 01:34 PM (mf5HN)

259 >>A border wall is less an obstacle than a statement. Even a single
strand of barbwire is enough to indicate the point after which you will
be fired upon.

I think it can be both, while being realistic about certain areas where the terrain naturally makes it less secure that others.

At minimum, it makes it harder to use a car or truck to cross the border, and anything that requires time to climb over provides more time for Border Patrol to get there. I've seen the "virtual border" in Arizona, and as cool as it is that they have electronic devices that monitor and sound an alarm when a person is detected within the range of their sonar beamed across the border line (or whatever it is), it still requires an in-person follow-up. A walls buys them some time.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 22, 2018 01:35 PM (W+vEI)

260 220 Once the wall starts to go up, I wonder what level of protection the construction will need. Riot police? Army?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 22, 2018 01:30 PM (/qEW2)

At least some rent-a-cops for the construction workers. There's almost certainly going to be some sort of civil disobedience.

234
Hey, let's see what happens if we shove some Tide pods up that Worst Nightmare Pussy and see what happens.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 01:32 PM (8O3HH)

We replaced this woman's IUD with a Tide pod. Let's see what happens.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 22, 2018 01:35 PM (RD7QR)

261 University student hospitalized after earing a Tide pod.



https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/286584/

Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2018 01:27 PM (LiyEm)



this is the new "thing"

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2018 01:28 PM


As others have pointed out before me, what a very stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 22, 2018 01:35 PM (p+Wdc)

262 Dreamer Act:
1. Registration is closed. If you haven't already registered you're out of here. Buh bye.
2. Any felonies? Buh bye.
3. Mama, Papa, and Cousin Pepe are on their own. Buh bye.
4. You take an oath swearing Allegiance to the United States of America, forswearing allegiance to any other country. You ain't a citizen, but by God if you live in my country you are loyal to it.
5. You want citizenship, leave and get into line.

Posted by: That Deplorable SOB Van Owen at January 22, 2018 01:35 PM (ipyio)

263 >> Something tells me that Dana Perino would find a wild night of passionate sex with a huge porn star "underwhelming."

------------------------

Heh, I'm trying to visualize that.

But I'll tell you one thing, though. If it were Kimberly Guilfoyle, I think she'd wear him out. He might not be able to maintain his control with her.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 01:35 PM (8O3HH)

264 249 237 We need a mined and armed DMZ on the Southern Border."

Now that is one of the most idiotic statements that has ever been posted here.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2018 01:33 PM (k1TUh)

Now such a DMZ on the California border, OTOH...

Posted by: josephistan at January 22, 2018 01:35 PM (7HtZB)

265 249 237 We need a mined and armed DMZ on the Southern Border."

Now that is one of the most idiotic statements that has ever been posted here.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2018 01:33 PM (k1TUh)


Yep. Imagine the first time a child got blown up by a mine. The MSM and the leftists would be a paroxysm of joy over that one.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2018 01:35 PM (YqDXo)

266 He was elected to eliminate the foreign invasion, and anything short of that is failure.

Posted by: Methos at January 22, 2018 01:32 PM (XQvuQ)


Dude. TRUMP said he wanted to find a legal fix for DACA.

Posted by: blaster at January 22, 2018 01:35 PM (Z5y53)

267 202 University student hospitalized after earing a Tide pod.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/286584/
Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2018 01:27 PM (LiyEm)


I take it he wasn't a Biology or Chemistry major.

Posted by: rickl at January 22, 2018 01:35 PM (xjiRE)

268
It seems now we believe aliens can travel astronomical distances to visit the Earth but not make contact. Why wouldn't they try and intentionally make contact?

Prime Directive

Posted by: Dyslexic feminist at January 22, 2018 01:35 PM (IqV8l)

269 So if they get amnesty and a green card they will be immediately eligible to apply for citizenship and vote.



Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 22, 2018 01:29 PM (mpXpK)



Unless the law - and it will be a law - prohibits that.



Also, current law says you have to be a green card holder for 5 years. Not just be here 5 years.





Posted by: blaster at January 22, 2018 01:31 PM (Z5y53)

Hold my beer.

Posted by: Hawaiian judge at January 22, 2018 01:35 PM (XQvuQ)

270 We need a mined and armed DMZ on the Southern Border.

It would certainly make a statement. No entry from the failed Narco State of Mexico.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2018 01:35 PM (WbIyz)

271 Oh they've been here already.

How do we know? Because they haven't come back.


Must've landed in Detroit or Newark.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at January 22, 2018 01:35 PM (rdl6o)

272 I mean, look, it pains me to say something not awful about Chuck Schumer but he's not usually this politically stupid.
Posted by: alexthechick




He's not used to dealing with a bare knuckle brawler.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2018 01:36 PM (4dbPD)

273 "He was elected to eliminate the foreign invasion, and anything short of that is failure."

So you're going to vote for Bernie Sanders and Communism just because you only get 90% of what you wanted, not all of it? Or maybe Kamela Harris? Or Lizzie Warren?

What do you think your options are going to be?

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2018 01:36 PM (k1TUh)

274 227 Anthony Weiner Mentor Chuck Schumer: Biological proof that at one point humans did crossbreed with weasels.
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at January 22, 2018 01:31 PM (BRpqW)

#WeaselToo

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 22, 2018 01:36 PM (RD7QR)

275 Rush playing Susan Collins... argh
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2018 01:33 PM (fceHP)

HOLD OUR BEERS

Posted by: CORY AND FLAKEY at January 22, 2018 01:36 PM (4u7kU)

276 210.

Not quite. It's 5 years of being a legal resident. Ie green card. So theyd need to eait 5 years once getting the GC. So 2024 election.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 22, 2018 01:36 PM (QyBLU)

277
I mean, look, it pains me to say something not awful about Chuck Schumer but he's not usually this politically stupid.
=========
His Lose-in-ator ray bounced off a mirror positioned by Perry the Platypus and hit him right in the kisser.

Posted by: simplemind at January 22, 2018 01:36 PM (9Sfx1)

278 Shoomer caved. Utterly. He gave away the only leverage he had: a shutdown. Repubs can literally write the bill on dreamers.

Posted by: Silly Boy at January 22, 2018 01:36 PM (Q3oNv)

279 >>Dreamer Act:

1. Registration is closed. If you haven't already registered you're out of here. Buh bye.

So it would be limited to the ~800K who applied for Obama's DACA?

I think that is an excellent minimum requirement.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 22, 2018 01:36 PM (W+vEI)

280 To be honest, we ARE in danger from asteroids / SMOD

we have no planetary defense system

in fact SMOD is a bigger threat than climate change
we should immediately move all Climate Change funding to SMOD defense

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 22, 2018 01:37 PM (hMwEB)

281 so the non citizens of the world want a vote, so they can vote themselves my wallet and vote against me.

I vote no. never. and I'm ready to started voting people who feel otherwise off the island.

Posted by: x at January 22, 2018 01:37 PM (nFwvY)

282 She may be an establishment Republican, but how does it benefit her to downplay obvious illegal activity of the FBI and DOJ?
Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at January 22, 2018 01:32 PM (rdl6o)

The only thing I can think of is that the Dems will try to blame her old boss Bush for for allowing spying on Americans (post 9/11) in the first place.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2018 01:37 PM (7uYFy)

283 Bootsy Collins > Susan Collins

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 01:34 PM (DLuTg)

Well yeah....when Susie can play a bass like that she'll be worth something.

Posted by: BignJames at January 22, 2018 01:37 PM (0+nbW)

284 So Schumer boils down to four days of impotence followed by a public beclowning. Way to go Chuck. You NYers are so smartz.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 22, 2018 01:37 PM (YV+SU)

285 Several versions of History:
If you go all Henry Beard fourth-year Latin on it, "Dracula" is the diminutive of draco, so, "Little Dragon." But that's not where his name came from.

Some say Draco was a harsh law-giver. Others say he thought the city-state had too damn many laws, but he couldn't convinde the populace of that, an so he had each and every law enforced so they'd get the feel of it.

I'd like to see these government closures be a little more draconian. We sit like little peeping chicks in the neck waiting for mama-bird uniparty to chew up a worm and vomit it down our throats. Closing the government should not be a cutesie-show, it should involve the troops being ordered into the field to scavenge for food, every fund with a federal component being frozen, and satellites falling out of orbit. Students sent home at their own expense from colleges several states away. And no spring break!

It should be bad enough that any Congress not passing a budget should be unable to adjourn and go home because the Capital is surrounded by torch-bearing desperate crowds. And there must be no continuing temporaries.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 22, 2018 01:37 PM (H5rtT)

286 US embassy in Jerusalem will open next year

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/286645/

Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2018 01:37 PM (LiyEm)

287 We need a mined and armed DMZ on the Southern Border."



Now that is one of the most idiotic statements that has ever been posted here.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2018 01:33 PM (k1TUh)

It works, clear a mile of land, put up fences, guard towers every 5 miles. and mines, lots of mines....

Posted by: Colin at January 22, 2018 01:37 PM (/lyOy)

288 Watched one of the women's marches for a few minutes this weekend and saw this broad crying to the reporter about how oppressed women in the US are and Trump doesn't care!!! She also said that the way he talks about people gives her the sadz.

These people are nuts!!

Posted by: Cheri at January 22, 2018 01:37 PM (oiNtH)

289 "245 Sheesh...is today Eeyore day at the HQ?"


Understandable given history of these things, but this is a definite cave by Schumer. Always good for the Dems to realize that Twitter is not representative of the voting public.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 22, 2018 01:37 PM (OD2ni)

290 243 Leviticus 19:34
But the stranger that dwelleth with you shall be unto you as one born among you, and thou shalt love him as thyself; for ye were strangers in the land of Egypt

Posted by: James Comey at January 22, 2018 01:06 PM (2FqvZ)


Hey, Jimmy, this one's for you: He that is surety for a stranger shall smart for it:
Proverbs 11:15
Posted by: Billy Stubb at January 22, 2018 01:33 PM (gvGwC)

What Jimmy missed in his Bible study was that God required the strangers to assimilate into the Hebrew culture-to accept Him and His laws, foreswear their gods and cultural practices that were abhorrent to God, and live at peace with the Hebrews.

That stuff always get ignored by leftist Bible quoters, especially the "Go and sin no more" part of the Judge not lest ye be judged.

Posted by: moki at January 22, 2018 01:37 PM (V+V48)

291 I doubted it was possible, but Dems have actually lost a shutdown fight.
Schumer has agreed to end the filibuster in exchange for practically
nothing. Make no mistake: Schumer Dems caved. What a political
fiasco.



Brit Hume January 22, 2018
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But we didn't get anything either.

It's not like funding the government is some kind of win.

Posted by: Methos at January 22, 2018 01:37 PM (XQvuQ)

292 261
University student hospitalized after earing a Tide pod.





https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/286584/


Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2018 01:27 PM (LiyEm)





this is the new "thing"



Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2018 01:28 PM

As others have pointed out before me, what a very stupid time to be alive.


Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 22, 2018 01:35 PM (p+Wdc)

Got some nice tasty licorice in my electrical panel they can nibble on.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 22, 2018 01:38 PM (jxbfJ)

293 Fuck Schumer. And fuck any R that gives them DACA without something real and now.

Now.

These bills that kick cans down the road, promising something one, two, three years out, are disgusting.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 22, 2018 01:38 PM (U6f54)

294 I mean, look, it pains me to say something not awful about Chuck Schumer but he's not usually this politically stupid.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 22, 2018 01:34 PM (mf5HN)


I think it bespeaks desperation. Even the NYT laid responsibility for the shutdown on the Dems. Their internal polling must be awful: shutting down the American government to favor illegal aliens? Yow. The poll numbers must be awful.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2018 01:38 PM (YqDXo)

295 Rush playing Susan Collins.

Too bad it's not the other way around.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 22, 2018 01:38 PM (tRaq7)

296 I saw a bumper sticker "If you elect a clown.Expect a circus."

Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2018 01:24 PM (LiyEm)


========

Our problem is that we've elected 535 clowns.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 22, 2018 01:38 PM (/qEW2)

297 in fact SMOD is a bigger threat than climate change

we should immediately move all Climate Change funding to SMOD defense

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 22, 2018 01:37 PM


Do not taunt Happy Fun SMOD.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 22, 2018 01:38 PM (p+Wdc)

298 Dude. TRUMP said he wanted to find a legal fix for DACA.

Posted by: blaster at January 22, 2018 01:35 PM (Z5y53)

On HIS terms.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2018 01:38 PM (7uYFy)

299 1. Registration is closed. If you haven't already registered you're out of here. Buh bye.


Moose out front did tell you.

Posted by: x at January 22, 2018 01:38 PM (nFwvY)

300 Now that we know the shutdown bluff over DACA is
dead, what do Democrats have left? Oh yeah... traitorous Senate
Republicans, who can still fuck everything up.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 22, 2018 01:30 PM (toi7g)

Yeah... but that is not new. We have been fighting the same Senate jackholes on amnesty for well over a decade. They haven't won yet. They are likely not going to win. Obama "had" to implement DACA via executive order because he could not get a DACA bill through congress... the House is more conservative now than it was then so I seriously doubt they will get it through now.

Posted by: redbanzai at January 22, 2018 01:38 PM (f5uaD)

301 Obama sent Over a hundred billion dollars to Iran. Can't Trump get some cash, or did all the money get stolen.

Posted by: Brian at January 22, 2018 01:31 PM (G4MPJ)
...............

Sorry we only have pesos left.

Posted by: wth at January 22, 2018 01:38 PM (HgMAr)

302 We're more than 16 years past 9/11 covering both GOPe and Democrat party rule and many more years past real terrorist threats coming across the border.

That's eight voting cycles worth of campaigning about national security, and yet the entirety of federal government has failed to build a single inch of new wall to defend us from a narco-terrorist state shithole next door that funnels both dirty money and criminal enterprise from not only itself but from every nation south of it plus any other nation that can bribe its way through.

Something tells me our government really isn't all that interested in a wall and national security. Just a hunch.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 22, 2018 01:38 PM (H8S+R)

303 I read an article about Malia Obama and her boyfriend. He is white and apparently generating a lot of negative comments about being white.

But, Trump is the racist.

Posted by: Cheri at January 22, 2018 01:38 PM (oiNtH)

304 266 He was elected to eliminate the foreign invasion, and anything short of that is failure.

Posted by: Methos at January 22, 2018 01:32 PM (XQvuQ)

Dude. TRUMP said he wanted to find a legal fix for DACA.

Posted by: blaster at January 22, 2018 01:35 PM (Z5y53)

The only legal fix is to send them all back and charge their enablers with human trafficking.

Posted by: Monk at January 22, 2018 01:38 PM (g4lFK)

305 I think the comb-like structure is to avoid windblown sand piling up against the wall.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2018 01:34 PM (YqDXo)

~~~

Visibility.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 22, 2018 01:38 PM (hUqh+)

306 So the border wall prototypes are unbreachable, you say?

Have you tried using a bigger bomb?

Lessons learned in Hue 1969, a book I am very sorry to have purchased. It ended as I suspected, and I am very sorry to have contributed 70 cents to the bank account of the author and incrementally added to the success of his book.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 22, 2018 01:38 PM (GroCc)

307 Sschumer is a total tool and he should be made to eat this like a big dick.

Word on the Hill is the internals were running heavily against them, especially in the Trump states they need to win (irrespective of the fig leaf vote those senators gave).

Several things were sticking with voters in the internals;
- The Schumer Shutdown
- Illegal immigrants over the average voter
- There was nothing in the bill Democrats opposed
- The fact that Republicans don't have 60 votes (Democrats thought people were ignorant

Wait for the immigration fight, which as you said McConnell already agreed to schedule two weeks ago

Posted by: Marcus T at January 22, 2018 01:38 PM (VpIIl)

308 At some point Dems are going to have to realize Trump is a force unlike any they have seen. Ganging up with Miss Lindsay and Jeff Fluck ain't gonna get it done.

Posted by: Silly Boy at January 22, 2018 01:39 PM (Q3oNv)

309 So how will the MSM spin this and turn it into a victory for the Dems?

Posted by: ALH at January 22, 2018 01:39 PM (7DwnJ)

310 Got some nice tasty licorice in my electrical panel they can nibble on.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 22, 2018 01:38 PM (jxbfJ)


Or have sex with an energized light socket.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2018 01:39 PM (YqDXo)

311 Not giving the Germans of WWI a face saving way out is what ensured WWII.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2018 01:31 PM (WbIyz)


A popular sentiment ... but untrue.

Look at the total devastation we rained on the Germans and Japanese in WWII, forcing unconditional surrender, and that resulted in the greatest victory of any war in human history. Our most intransigent and implaccable enemies became our strongest and most trustworthy allies for well over half a century and we had an unprecedented long and wide term of peace and prosperity. Meanwhile France, our "ally" in WWII spent every year after the war (in which we saved their pathetic asses) stabbing us in the back over and over and over.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 22, 2018 01:39 PM (8gDQu)

312 If the Senate cannot do its job, which is to appropriate funds for the Government... because of its own self imposed rules???

Then the rules need to change.

If you or I was 5 months late doing our job? and then made a deal for ANOTHER month, to be able to do the BASIC requirement for our job???

We would not have a job....
Posted by: Don Q. at January 22, 2018 01:07 PM (NgKpN)

Someone correct me if I am wrong. Don't all spending and tax bills need to originate in the House? The Senate doesn't "appropriate" funds, it either approves, disapproves, or modifies what the House sends them.

This Democrat shutdown theater is over the Continuing Resolution that was sent to the Senate by the House. They modified it, then the Dems refused to vote for it despite being in agreement with what it said.

Now they are agreeing to the modified version, which then needs to go back to the House for another vote.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 22, 2018 01:39 PM (bw/1x)

313
so many leaks

White House Infrastructure Plan Leaks...
Drudge, unbelievable

so many leaks

LEAK THE MEMO

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2018 01:39 PM (fceHP)

314 It seems now we believe aliens can travel astronomical distances to visit the Earth but not make contact.

Why wouldn't they try and intentionally make contact?





Free Shit Army.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2018 01:39 PM (4dbPD)

315 Trump is no clown but he is a master at getting his enemies to beclown themselves....

Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2018 01:39 PM (LiyEm)

316 I asked a friend of my wife who is all into womYns rights and shit...name one right I have that you dont have. She went on about inequality and sexism but of course couldnt answer my question.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 22, 2018 01:39 PM (QyBLU)

317 249
237 We need a mined and armed DMZ on the Southern Border."



Now that is one of the most idiotic statements that has ever been posted here.
---
For most of human history people only recognized borders because they were enforced with lethal force.

We need to return to that standard.

Posted by: Methos at January 22, 2018 01:39 PM (XQvuQ)

318 262 Dreamer Act:
1. Registration is closed. If you haven't already registered you're out of here. Buh bye.
2. Any felonies? Buh bye.
3. Mama, Papa, and Cousin Pepe are on their own. Buh bye.
4. You take an oath swearing Allegiance to the United States of America, forswearing allegiance to any other country. You ain't a citizen, but by God if you live in my country you are loyal to it.
5. You want citizenship, leave and get into line.
Posted by: That Deplorable SOB Van Owen at January 22, 2018 01:35 PM (ipyio)


You want to vote? Joo Want Bote? TOO BAD! NO BOTE! NO EVER BOTE!

Posted by: Hikaru at January 22, 2018 01:40 PM (WDCYi)

319 >>>>>210 What some of you guys are not taking into account is that most of those 800,000 DACA illegals have been here longer than 5 years. So if they get amnesty and a green card they will be immediately eligible to apply for citizenship and vote
.
.
.And the vast majority live in CA which will change nothing at the National level.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 22, 2018 01:40 PM (n54XI)

320 305 I think the comb-like structure is to avoid windblown sand piling up against the wall.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2018 01:34 PM (YqDXo)

~~~

Visibility.
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 22, 2018 01:38 PM (hUqh+)


Good point. That, too.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2018 01:40 PM (YqDXo)

321 318...

Bad Hispanic Accent, not what else you could have taken it for.

Posted by: Hikaru at January 22, 2018 01:40 PM (WDCYi)

322 Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 22, 2018 01:38 PM (jxbfJ)
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I saw a big group of students from Franciscan at the March on Friday. Was your daughter with them?

Posted by: bluebell at January 22, 2018 01:40 PM (kNasr)

323 >>>9 We have decided at this time that it looks bad choosing illegals over Americans. At this time.
Posted by: Dems at January 22, 2018 01:03 PM (gs8be)

Who TOLD them.

Posted by: m at January 22, 2018 01:41 PM (W3P1i)

324 28 may i ask How the govt can guarentee fund for the wall in 2006 yet never fund the wall? But appropriate money for everyotherthing. in the trillions ? how can this be?
Posted by: willow at January 22, 2018 01:06 PM (t2Uf9)


Direct result of funding gov by means of Continuing Resolutions as opposed to budgets.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 22, 2018 01:41 PM (di1hb)

325 298 Dude. TRUMP said he wanted to find a legal fix for DACA.

Posted by: blaster at January 22, 2018 01:35 PM (Z5y53)

On HIS terms.
---------------
He signs only what he signs.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 22, 2018 01:41 PM (YV+SU)

326 249
237 We need a mined and armed DMZ on the Southern Border."



Now that is one of the most idiotic statements that has ever been posted here.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2018 01:33 PM (k1TUh)



You new here?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 22, 2018 01:41 PM (Dp6qK)

327 It seems now we believe aliens can travel astronomical distances to visit the Earth but not make contact.

Why wouldn't they try to intentionally make contact?



Same reason ships don't stop in Somalia.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2018 01:41 PM (YqDXo)

328 We won because we didn't lose. But that's not really winning. We still have no wall, still have chain migration, lottery, a depleted military, etc.

That aint winning.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 22, 2018 01:41 PM (QyBLU)

329 268


It seems now we believe aliens can travel astronomical distances
to visit the Earth but not make contact. Why wouldn't they try and
intentionally make contact?



Prime Directive

Posted by: Dyslexic feminist at January 22, 2018 01:35 PM (IqV8l)

Don't want to bring any Dreamers home with them?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 22, 2018 01:41 PM (ymnmz)

330 The only thing I can think of is that the Dems will try to blame her old boss Bush for for allowing spying on Americans (post 9/11) in the first place.


That ship has sailed.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at January 22, 2018 01:41 PM (rdl6o)

331 Democrats will be working behind the scenes with Twitter to shut Trump down.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2018 01:41 PM (8+Ozj)

332 Obama sent Over a hundred billion dollars to Iran. Can't Trump get some cash, or did all the money get stolen.

Posted by: Brian



Put an exit tax on all remittances going out of the country.
80% should work.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2018 01:41 PM (4dbPD)

333
Why wouldn't they try and intentionally make contact?


Because we don't have universal background checks before you can purchase a firearm?

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 22, 2018 01:42 PM (lKyWE)

334 316
the right to remain silent!
well, ok she has the right but I bet she never uses it

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 22, 2018 01:42 PM (hMwEB)

335 I'm so glad that the horror of a Federal shutdown is over.


because...yes.....Maryland hardest hit.


http://cbsloc.al/2n25trw

Perhaps we should consider diversifying our employment portfolio?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 22, 2018 01:42 PM (EyPfd)

336 For most of human history people only recognized borders because they were enforced with lethal force.

We need to return to that standard.

Posted by: Methos at January 22, 2018 01:39 PM (XQvuQ)


Exactly.

A national border is a very serious thing and it should be treated as such.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 22, 2018 01:42 PM (8gDQu)

337 Dude. TRUMP said he wanted to find a legal fix for DACA.
----
During the campaign?

Because I sure don't remember voting on that.

Posted by: Methos at January 22, 2018 01:42 PM (XQvuQ)

338 316...I hear the same thing. These loons need to take a world tour to the enlightened nations Africa, the ME, and some Asian countries to view some real oppression.

Posted by: Cheri at January 22, 2018 01:42 PM (oiNtH)

339 256 I thought the open bottom was just for the prototype to show the reinforcement like a cutaway model
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 22, 2018 01:32 PM (lKyWE)

I think the comb-like structure is to avoid windblown sand piling up against the wall.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2018 01:34 PM (YqDXo)

No. The Border Patrol needs to be able to see through the wall to check on activities so the prototypes with the see through barred lower panels are preferred. Then the upper part is smooth concrete so that part can't be climbed.

Anything with bars, even vertical bars, can be climbed, as they've learned.

Posted by: stace at January 22, 2018 01:43 PM (6HFDU)

340 Then Trump will be a single termer.

He was elected to eliminate the foreign invasion, and anything short of that is failure.
Posted by: Methos at January 22, 2018 01:32 PM (XQvuQ)



You do know that Trump said he would sign a DACA if done legally and not by Obamunist style Executive Tyranny, right?

Or that may just be a ploy on his part to show how unreasonable the Demunists are, or that they have no guts to actually sponsor such legislation without facing the music from their constituents, especially the Joe Manchins that remain.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 22, 2018 01:43 PM (ujg0T)

341 Visibility.
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 22, 2018 01:38 PM (hUqh+)

Good point. That, too.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2018 01:40 PM (YqDXo)
--------

From the article I linked above:

"The report favors steel at the ground level because agents can see what is happening on the other side through mesh, and damage can more easily be fixed than concrete, the official said. With concrete, large slabs have to be replaced for even small breaches, which is time-consuming and expensive. Topping the steel with smooth concrete surfaces helps prevent climbing."

Posted by: bluebell at January 22, 2018 01:43 PM (kNasr)

342 Old Chuck You finally realized he had backed a weak horse with his DACA demands. He is a slow learner--but sometimes he actually learns something.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at January 22, 2018 01:43 PM (Sda6L)

343 I mean, look, it pains me to say something not awful about Chuck Schumer but he's not usually this politically stupid.

They'll have to test the MSM's flaccidity a few more times because it's all they have.

Posted by: DaveA at January 22, 2018 01:43 PM (FhXTo)

344 Is there a GoFundMe for the wall?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 22, 2018 01:43 PM (1ISKN)

345 To be honest, we ARE in danger from asteroids / SMOD

we have no planetary defense system

in fact SMOD is a bigger threat than climate change
we should immediately move all Climate Change funding to SMOD defense
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 22, 2018 01:37 PM (hMwEB)



In the immortal words of Billy Bob Thornton in Armageddon - Our budget for watching the sky is $1 million and pardon my language but it's a big ass sky.

Did everyone see the clips of the meteor that hit outside of Detroit? As far as I know, the first sign we had that it was going to come down is when all of a sudden BOOM.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 22, 2018 01:43 PM (mf5HN)

346 A popular sentiment ... but untrue.

Look at the total devastation we rained on the Germans and Japanese in WWII, forcing unconditional surrender, and that resulted in the greatest victory of any war in human history.



The Western Allies weren't able to rain that kind of description on Germany in WWI. The Eastern Front had already collapsed with the departure of the Russians. The Anglo-French alliance wasn't going to fight it's way to Berlin.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2018 01:44 PM (WbIyz)

347 307
Sschumer is a total tool and he should be made to eat this like a big dick.

Word
on the Hill is the internals were running heavily against them,
especially in the Trump states they need to win (irrespective of the fig
leaf vote those senators gave).

Several things were sticking with voters in the internals;
- The Schumer Shutdown
- Illegal immigrants over the average voter
- There was nothing in the bill Democrats opposed
- The fact that Republicans don't have 60 votes (Democrats thought people were ignorant

Wait for the immigration fight, which as you said McConnell already agreed to schedule two weeks ago


Posted by: Marcus T at January 22, 2018 01:38 PM (VpIIl)



mmmff grble plumf gurgel gack

Posted by: Senator Doofenschmirtz at January 22, 2018 01:44 PM (ymnmz)

348 So the border wall prototypes are unbreachable, you say?

No wall is unbreachable. The question is what it takes to breach it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2018 01:44 PM (YqDXo)

349 Or have sex with an energized light socket.


I haz sadz.

Posted by: The toaster at January 22, 2018 01:44 PM (tRaq7)

350 No. The Border Patrol needs to be able to see through the wall to check on activities so the prototypes with the see through barred lower panels are preferred. Then the upper part is smooth concrete so that part can't be climbed.

Anything with bars, even vertical bars, can be climbed, as they've learned.
Posted by: stace at January 22, 2018 01:43 PM (6HFDU)

The bars can also let flood water through.

Posted by: stace at January 22, 2018 01:44 PM (6HFDU)

351
"He was elected to eliminate the foreign invasion, and anything short of that is failure."



So you're going to vote for Bernie Sanders and Communism just
because you only get 90% of what you wanted, not all of it? Or maybe
Kamela Harris? Or Lizzie Warren?



What do you think your options are going to be?

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2018 01:36 PM (k1TUh)

Once the invasion is recognized as a fait accompli, there are no meaningful options before we resort to arms.

Posted by: Methos at January 22, 2018 01:44 PM (XQvuQ)

352 319 >>>>>210 What some of you guys are not taking into account is that most of those 800,000 DACA illegals have been here longer than 5 years. So if they get amnesty and a green card they will be immediately eligible to apply for citizenship and vote
.


Make them take a lie detector test. If they have ever eaten at Taco Bueno, send them back

Posted by: sofa saver at January 22, 2018 01:44 PM (4u7kU)

353 Obamam taking credit for the economy is like Chip Kelly taking credit for the Eagles going to the Super Bowl.

Posted by: josephistan at January 22, 2018 01:45 PM (7HtZB)

354 It seems now we believe aliens can travel astronomical distances to visit the Earth but not make contact. Why wouldn't they try and intentionally make contact?
=====================
Now seriously, such hypothetical travelers would have about as much interest in talking to you as you would have in talking to the frogs that live in the neighborhood pond that you walk by with your dog in the evening.

What kind of conversation could we have with a mayfly, it lives for one day? Its not that communication isn't theoretically possible, its just not worth the effort it would take to dumb yourself down to tolerate the exchange, and to what end, its dead at the end of the day. An interstellar civilization if such a thing exists, is way older than 2000 years. Our civ is like a twinkling in the eye for such creatures.

Extremely large gulfs in technology between civilizations will create a communication barrier - basically avoidance on the part of the higher tech civ.

Posted by: simplemind at January 22, 2018 01:45 PM (bMWRl)

355 I would open Dreamer check-in stations in Malibu, but that's cuz I'm a lover. There would be some very long lines.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 22, 2018 01:45 PM (YV+SU)

356 The Dimowits are bound and determined to make America a Schumerhole.

Thank goodness we have PDT in the White House making America great again.

Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at January 22, 2018 01:45 PM (6Azlx)

357
I asked a friend of my wife who is all into womYns rights and shit...name one right I have that you dont have. She went on about inequality and sexism but of course couldnt answer my question.
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 22, 2018 01:39 PM (QyBLU)


If there was sexism why would you even bother to ask a woman what she thinks

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 22, 2018 01:45 PM (lKyWE)

358 Dude. TRUMP said he wanted to find a legal fix for DACA.
----
During the campaign?

Because I sure don't remember voting on that.


Posted by: Methos at January 22, 2018 01:42 PM (XQvuQ)

He was back and forth on it but you are correct... that is not what his voters voted for and he knows it. Reinforcing this knowledge is that the "dreamers" got absolutely no sympathy from even Dems polled about the shutdown. It is clear that most see them rightfully as just another group of illegals breaking the law and stealing from the taxpayers' coffers.

Posted by: redbanzai at January 22, 2018 01:45 PM (f5uaD)

359 I guess Schumer really didn't like it being called the Schumer Shutdown, hahahah

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on fried to a crisp Ventura Highway at January 22, 2018 01:45 PM (M+Lyo)

360 Obama taking credit for the economy is like Chip Kelly taking credit for the Eagles going to the Super Bowl.
=======
Boom

Tweet it Donald!

Posted by: simplemind at January 22, 2018 01:46 PM (gshtX)

361 237 We need a mined and armed DMZ on the Southern Border."
Now that is one of the most idiotic statements that has ever been posted here.

I'm sure the rancher's will find that it's difficult to keep their cattle from turning into steak tartare.



Posted by: Jen the original at January 22, 2018 01:46 PM (bw/1x)

362 We won because we didn't lose.

Exactly. The laws remain the same.

I'll take it.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2018 01:46 PM (WbIyz)

363 The whole asteroid thing is just one more big scare story to generate buzz in order to fund some big new government program, to "fix" a problem that doesn't exist.

Asteroid's have been whizzing along close to Earth ever since this planet coalesced out of the primordial gravel pile that was originally here. The scars on the moon show that most of the big ones with wild orbits fell into the various planetary gravity wells during the great early bombardment.

Currently, our best scientific evidence that we've collected says that planet killing asteroids come by once every 66 million years, or maybe longer. That number could easily be 100 million years, which means we've still got 34 million more years before we need to worry about it.

Here's the biggest danger of actually funding an asteroid deflection system - we would be building a device that could actually be used to deflect an asteroid INTO an earth collision, if any nefarious organization were to get it into their control. We would be creating the means of our own destruction, which would not ever happen unless we were stupid enough to create it ourselves.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2018 01:46 PM (k1TUh)

364 347 307
Sschumer is a total tool and he should be made to eat this like a big dick.


How close are you to Wash Ave ??

Posted by: Marco Rubio at January 22, 2018 01:46 PM (4u7kU)

365 On the wall prototypes and testing, I will admit, I assumed by testing they meant, you know, did this bit fall over and/or get disintegrated by wind or rain or armadillos or whatever.

I did not think they meant did the SEALS get through whilst using flamethrowers.

Is there footage of that? Because I want to see footage of that.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 22, 2018 01:46 PM (mf5HN)

366 Don't want to bring any Dreamers home with them?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 22, 2018 01:41 PM (ymnmz)


No lawns on their planet.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2018 01:46 PM (YqDXo)

367 Why wouldn't they try and intentionally make contact?
==

reasons for aliens to make contact:

a. conquest
b. extermination
c. trade
d. observation / study

reasons for aliens not to make contact:

a. infection / quarantine
b. observation / study
c. Schumer Shutdown

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 22, 2018 01:47 PM (hMwEB)

368 For most of human history people only recognized borders because they were enforced with lethal force.

We need to return to that standard.


Posted by: Methos at January 22, 2018 01:39 PM (XQvuQ)

The great wall in China had soldiers every so far along the border. Hadrian's wall was also protected by Roman soldiers. etc, etc.

Posted by: Colin at January 22, 2018 01:47 PM (/lyOy)

369 haha, Breitbart's headline

Schumer Chucks Up!: Amnesty Shutdown Over

Surrender: Democrats Get Nothing

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2018 01:47 PM (fceHP)

370 The wall wont be 100% effective. But so what? Even if it stops 30% of illegals its well worth building. Right now we have 0% stopped by a non existing wall. Any number above 0% will be worth building it.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 22, 2018 01:47 PM (Sq3oY)

371 331 Democrats will be working behind the scenes with Twitter to shut Trump down.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2018 01:41 PM (8+Ozj)

Surprised they haven't done that before now. Trump on Twitter is an end run around the MSM.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 22, 2018 01:47 PM (RD7QR)

372 >> Dude. TRUMP said he wanted to find a legal fix for DACA.


Yes, that was certainly concerning. I have to wonder if all that has happened since he initially expressed this has changed his mind?

Specifically, the leaked memo by the Hillary campaign/Center for American Progress woman specifying how DACA kids are critical in future Democrat victories, and the way that Schumer and Pelosi have treated Trump since they started negotiating.

I am hoping that, plus the outcry from his base might have changed his mind a bit on the issue. Schumer has made sure that this is a win/lose for Trump, that it cannot be w win/win with his insistence on giving him DACA for nothing.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 22, 2018 01:47 PM (W+vEI)

373
"We shut down the government for half a business day for you 'Dreamers'"
How do you think that will work ?

Posted by: undocumented illegal sh*thole traveler at January 22, 2018 01:47 PM (e8kgV)

374 272,

Chuckie always looked good playing the Washington Generals.

Posted by: geoffb at January 22, 2018 01:47 PM (zOpu5)

375 OK when I turn on this Switchinator everyone north of the the tristate area border will move south and everyone south of the border of the tristate area will move north.

And you can't stop me Golden Scalp Weasel

Posted by: Senator Doofenschmirtz at January 22, 2018 01:47 PM (ymnmz)

376 365 On the wall prototypes and testing, I will admit, I assumed by testing they meant, you know, did this bit fall over and/or get disintegrated by wind or rain or armadillos or whatever.

I did not think they meant did the SEALS get through whilst using flamethrowers.

Is there footage of that? Because I want to see footage of that.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 22, 2018 01:46 PM (mf5HN)


I think the test was whether Special Forces could climb or otherwise get over the wall without blowing it up or something.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2018 01:48 PM (YqDXo)

377 I got a win win for everyone. The North Koreans a re starving right? So let's hire the North Koreans to build a barrier and guard it-with guns. They eat, we get a secure Border. Wins all arounb

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 22, 2018 01:48 PM (5y11N)

378 8 I'm disappointed as I personally liked having the federal government shut down. Do a lot less harm to our country that way. Bastards.

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 22, 2018 01:03 PM (2sCft)

True for most of the government, but I hate to see the military going without paychecks. Even if they get back pay, it's tough for those on a tight budget.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 22, 2018 01:48 PM (ZM2xo)

379 344 Is there a GoFundMe for the wall?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe



I like it. Make it a non profit and Americans will build it through donations and get some of the money back in the form of reduced tax liability.

Posted by: x at January 22, 2018 01:48 PM (nFwvY)

380 The bars can also let flood water through.

Posted by: stace at January 22, 2018 01:44 PM (6HFDU) >>>

Also lets small critters like lizards, snakes, mice, and jackrabbits through, making it less susceptible to enviro-weenie challenges.

Posted by: Gref at January 22, 2018 01:48 PM (AMIL/)

381 >>Surrender: Democrats Get Nothing


AND LIKE IT!

Posted by: Judge Smails at January 22, 2018 01:48 PM (Y0XKM)

382 Once the invasion is recognized as a fait accompli, there are no meaningful options before we resort to arms."

Well then go dig that hole and start screaming, unless you think you're up to another Mandalay Bay performance.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2018 01:48 PM (k1TUh)

383 Is there a GoFundMe for the wall?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 22, 2018 01:43 PM (1ISKN)

GoFundMe wouldn't allow that because... liberal. But crowdsourcing the wall would be an excellent suggestion. If anyone from Trump's administration is reading, this would be a most bodacious way to get around Congress and get border security done (after all, the Wall is already authorized).

Posted by: redbanzai at January 22, 2018 01:49 PM (f5uaD)

384 Stupid Trump kicks Dum's genius asses once again. Funny how that keeps happening.

Posted by: Bob at January 22, 2018 01:49 PM (fVGlW)

385 Dude. TRUMP said he wanted to find a legal fix for DACA.
----
During the campaign?

Because I sure don't remember voting on that.

Posted by: Methos at January 22, 2018 01:42 PM (XQvuQ)


What Trump said during the campaign was that he would end Obama's illegal DACA program immediately.

It has taken longer than immediately, but he has done just that.

He did NOT promise that he would deport every DACA recipient.

I am not parsing it, just saying, if you think that Trump doing what he said he would do is the end of his Presidency, well, you aren't really keeping up with current events.

Posted by: blaster at January 22, 2018 01:49 PM (Z5y53)

386 EARING A TIDE POD
IS SOMETHING BIG BEN WOULD THINK WAS FUNNY BECAUSE

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 22, 2018 01:49 PM (H5rtT)

387 370 The wall wont be 100% effective. But so what? Even if it stops 30% of illegals its well worth building. Right now we have 0% stopped by a non existing wall. Any number above 0% will be worth building it.
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 22, 2018 01:47 PM (Sq3oY)


Exactly. It won't stop every single person. Some Olympic material types will probably still get over. But it'll stanch the flood of illegal aliens who just walk across the border now.

And that's good enough.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2018 01:50 PM (YqDXo)

388 290 243 Leviticus 19:34
But the stranger that dwelleth with you shall be unto you as one born among you, and thou shalt love him as thyself; for ye were strangers in the land of Egypt

Posted by: James Comey at January 22, 2018 01:06 PM (2FqvZ)


Hey, Jimmy, this one's for you: He that is surety for a stranger shall smart for it:
Proverbs 11:15
Posted by: Billy Stubb at January 22, 2018 01:33 PM (gvGwC)

What Jimmy missed in his Bible study was that God required the strangers to assimilate into the Hebrew culture-to accept Him and His laws, foreswear their gods and cultural practices that were abhorrent to God, and live at peace with the Hebrews.

That stuff always get ignored by leftist Bible quoters, especially the "Go and sin no more" part of the Judge not lest ye be judged.

Posted by: moki at January 22, 2018 01:37 PM (V+V4


He thinks we're the Philistines and he is sent by the one true I-AM-SUPERIOR-MAN to lead us to the promised land.

That's the only thing commies can do is promise.

Posted by: Billy Stubb at January 22, 2018 01:50 PM (gvGwC)

389 The great wall in China had soldiers every so far along the border. Hadrian's wall was also protected by Roman soldiers. etc, etc.
Posted by: Colin at January 22, 2018 01:47 PM (/lyOy)



Frankly, the US Border Patrol ought to be up on the same level as the Coast Guard. Military vehicles, periodic posts on the border wall.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 22, 2018 01:50 PM (ujg0T)

390 You do know that Trump said he would sign a DACA if done legally and not by Obamunist style Executive Tyranny, right?



Or that may just be a ploy on his part to show how unreasonable the
Demunists are, or that they have no guts to actually sponsor such
legislation without facing the music from their constituents, especially
the Joe Manchins that remain.
---
Yes, I care less about what is said than actually done.

Posted by: Methos at January 22, 2018 01:50 PM (XQvuQ)

391 I saw a bumper sticker with a cartoonish Bernie Sanders that looked like Einstein wearing glasses and 2020 next to it.

I laughed.

Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at January 22, 2018 01:50 PM (6Azlx)

392 Anything with bars, even vertical bars, can be climbed, as they've learned.
Posted by: stace at January 22, 2018 01:43 PM (6HFDU)

Special Forces could not climb sample walls.
https://tinyurl.com/y9f3msec

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 22, 2018 01:51 PM (BtQd4)

393 The wall wont be 100% effective. But so what? Even if it stops 30% of illegals its well worth building. Right now we have 0% stopped by a non existing wall. Any number above 0% will be worth building it.
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 22, 2018 01:47 PM (Sq3oY)

I believe Gateway Pundit ran a story yesterday of five illegals who were found in either Texas or Arizona dead from exposure to freezing temps a couple weeks ago. They were found by hunters.

Photos are pretty gruesome, several had become dinner for coyotes, etc. Border Patrol said that human coyotes take their money, get them to the border, point and leave them. None are dressed or have water, or provisions to withstand several nights in freezing temps. desert conditions, etc.

The wall in these areas would stop them from trying to cross in those areas. Walls can be used to funnel illegals into areas easier to patrol and stop.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 22, 2018 01:51 PM (bw/1x)

394 We cannot spare this president, he fights.

Posted by: Blake at January 22, 2018 01:51 PM (WEBkv)

395 226 220You think certain states might try to interfere with construction or just use there welfare collecting army to do it?

Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2018 01:31 PM (LiyEm)


========

I doubt resistance would be sponsored at the state level. My fear is that the left seems to have been mobilizing in grassroots ways. Guerilla groups may form from people all across the country. Maybe they'd join with gangs of illegals, antifa, "refugees", cartels etc. and use guns and explosives in order to sabotage the efforts at constructing the wall. There was already footage of antifa packing rifles. They've moved beyond bike locks.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 22, 2018 01:51 PM (/qEW2)

396 Can't wait for the re-match. Now excuse me while I go tend to my pigeons on the roof.

Posted by: Bad ass bowl of jello at January 22, 2018 01:52 PM (DrLXT)

397 Are we making any progress though on getting employer sanctions or some other method of making it impossible for the invaders to find work? To me, that is the key. And eliminating birthright citizenship, but I can't seem to get any interest on that subject.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2018 01:52 PM (WbIyz)

398 391 I saw a bumper sticker with a cartoonish Bernie Sanders that looked like Einstein wearing glasses and 2020 next to it.

I laughed.
Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at January 22, 2018 01:50 PM (6Azlx)

Bernie should be STRONGLY ENCOURAGED to let his freak flag fly and run as a Socialist. The debate with Cameltoe Harris alone would make it worthwhile.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 22, 2018 01:52 PM (RD7QR)

399 Stupid Trump kicks Dum's genius asses once again. Funny how that keeps happening.

Posted by: Bob at January 22, 2018 01:49 PM (fVGlW)


Careful, Bob. You bois out there in NV aren't unobserved.

Posted by: Server Skillz at January 22, 2018 01:52 PM (gvGwC)

400 I think the test was whether Special Forces could climb or otherwise get over the wall without blowing it up or something.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2018 01:48 PM (YqDXo)


Did they not think of a rope and an etrier? A little bit of planning and prep and I am pretty sure I could have gotten over at least some of those prototypes.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 22, 2018 01:52 PM (Dp6qK)

401 Imagine the consternation in Dem circles. NONE of their playbook seems to work against The Donald. Instead, everything they try ends up putting them in Wile E. Coyote territory.

It's a wonder to behold.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2018 01:52 PM (YqDXo)

402 Any barrier in place will make it cost more to cross. More time and more money paid to smugglers. Make something more expensive and fewer people will buy it. Simple as that.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 22, 2018 01:52 PM (Sq3oY)

403 SCHLONGED!!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at January 22, 2018 01:52 PM (xttKs)

404 18 Devilcrats were obviously hanging the whole thing out to dry over illegals, and the public was wise to it. That's why they caved.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 22, 2018 01:05 PM (oVJmc)
_____________________

Yes, "we're going to shut down the government because Trump and the Republicans won't agree to give even more rights and even more of your money to illegal aliens!" just wouldn't sell, for some odd reason.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 22, 2018 01:53 PM (fqUgw)

405 I am just going to have to figure that even those who pay ZERO attention (D voters) noticed that the govt was shut down during the time no one works anyway.

Some of them, anyway.

Posted by: Texican(ette) at January 22, 2018 01:53 PM (CjE8v)

406 "The wall wont be 100% effective. But so what? Even if it stops 30% of illegals its well worth building. Right now we have 0% stopped by a non existing wall. Any number above 0% will be worth building it. "

Like I had posted on an earlier thread.

The insertion of 100% effectiveness as an unspoken metric of success is a dick move by the left.

And in conversation, I push back on it at every opportunity. The example I use is seat belt.

They don't save every life, but they are recognized as effective enough that federal standards require them.
And most people in this debate have worn a seat belt.

Easy to relate to.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 22, 2018 01:53 PM (EyPfd)

407 I think the test was whether Special Forces could climb or otherwise get over the wall without blowing it up or something.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2018 01:48 PM (YqDXo)



The use of flamethrowers is my truth and I am living my best truth.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 22, 2018 01:54 PM (mf5HN)

408 >>I doubt resistance would be sponsored at the state level. My fear is
that the left seems to have been mobilizing in grassroots ways. Guerilla
groups may form from people all across the country. Maybe they'd join
with gangs of illegals, antifa, "refugees", cartels etc. and use guns
and explosives in order to sabotage the efforts at constructing the
wall. There was already footage of antifa packing rifles. They've moved
beyond bike locks.


IIRC, there are Lefties attempting to buy up border land to fight against every last mile of the border. I would assume after legal challenges fail they would attempt to destroy the wall physically.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 22, 2018 01:54 PM (W+vEI)

409 The American Southwest seems perfect for continuous "Afghan" training.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2018 01:54 PM (WbIyz)

410 The wall in these areas would stop them from trying to cross in those areas. Walls can be used to funnel illegals into areas easier to patrol and stop.
Posted by: Jen the original at January 22, 2018 01:51 PM (bw/1x)



Bingo. the border is 2,000 odd miles, but only 700 odd miles of that border is in any way hospitable for a hiking illegal alien. The rest is ridges and deserts. Even the stretch along the Rio Grande around Big Bend National Park (or what the Mexicans call the Rio Bravo Del Norte) is mostly too jagged to cross.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 22, 2018 01:54 PM (ujg0T)

411 redbanzai: "If anyone from Trump's administration is reading, this would be a most bodacious way to get around Congress and get border security done (after all, the Wall is already authorized)."

Hi, there. You really haven't seen us flex our muscle yet. You see, we like to play, too. And you can bet we can collude with the best of the Legislature to keep any walls down. For the children.

Posted by: The Judiciary at January 22, 2018 01:54 PM (H8S+R)

412
The use of flamethrowers is my truth and I am living my best truth.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 22, 2018 01:54 PM (mf5HN)


Threadwinner

Posted by: blaster at January 22, 2018 01:55 PM (Z5y53)

413 Special Forces could not climb sample walls.
https://tinyurl.com/y9f3msec
Posted by: rhennigantx


that's either complete bullshit, or we need better special forces.

Posted by: x at January 22, 2018 01:55 PM (nFwvY)

414 why wouldn't they try and intentionally make contact?

==



reasons for aliens to make contact:



a. Melania

reasons for aliens not to make contact:



a. Michelle

Posted by: Ripley at January 22, 2018 01:55 PM (MxEKc)

415 Shadenboner status nearing Defcon levels

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 22, 2018 01:55 PM (uR+m4)

416 "It's official: Chuck Schumer is the worst negotiator in Washington - even worse than Trump," said Murshed Zaheed, political director at Credo, a progressive advocacy group.

Posted by: undocumented illegal sh*thole traveler at January 22, 2018 01:55 PM (e8kgV)

417 It's difficult to fence a coyote, they're wily.
However, they're not difficult to shoot.

Posted by: Server Skillz at January 22, 2018 01:56 PM (gvGwC)

418 Did they not think of a rope and an etrier? A little bit of planning and prep and I am pretty sure I could have gotten over at least some of those prototypes.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 22, 2018 01:52 PM (Dp6qK)


The news reports said that there was a concern about dismounting from a 30 foot wall (i.e., a three story building). How many people could climb a 30 foot wall, and dismount on the side without breaking their necks? Hence my "Olympic material" comment. Sure, with the appropriate hardware, some training, and a lot of huevos, someone could do it, but most people couldn't/wouldn't want to try.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2018 01:56 PM (YqDXo)

419
Surrender: Democrats Get Nothing

And they'll LIKE IT!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 22, 2018 01:56 PM (IqV8l)

420 ca and nm are dem run and those two states would fught like hell to keep the wall from getting built. That's 1/2 the border right there. Which is why dems may just give in on the wall knowing between that and endless court challenges theres a good chance it never goes up, even if funded.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 22, 2018 01:56 PM (gnSkR)

421 392 Anything with bars, even vertical bars, can be climbed, as they've learned.
Posted by: stace at January 22, 2018 01:43 PM (6HFDU)
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The bars have a solid header starting around 10 - 15 feet and reaching 60 feet. The top is rounded thus repels grappling hooks. And then, if you reach the top you have to find someway to drop 60 feet with out injury.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 22, 2018 01:56 PM (YV+SU)

422 I doubt resistance would be sponsored at the state level. My fear is that the left seems to have been mobilizing in grassroots ways. Guerilla groups may form from people all across the country. Maybe they'd join with gangs of illegals, antifa, "refugees", cartels etc. and use guns and explosives in order to sabotage the efforts at constructing the wall. There was already footage of antifa packing rifles. They've moved beyond bike locks.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 22, 2018 01:51 PM (/qEW2)




If it comes to that, then let us begin Blacklisting Leftist "stars", holding Un-American Activities Committees, and firing Leftist "professors". Tailgunner Joe had the right idea, he was just alcoholic.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 22, 2018 01:56 PM (ujg0T)

423 Special Forces could not climb sample walls.
https://tinyurl.com/y9f3msec

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 22, 2018 01:51 PM (BtQd4)


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Interesting! But it looks vertical. Suggestions: have it tilt outwards, and electrify the top. Post a warning sign. In English.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 22, 2018 01:56 PM (/qEW2)

424
Did they not think of a rope and an etrier? A little bit of planning and prep and I am pretty sure I could have gotten over at least some of those prototypes.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 22, 2018 01:52 PM (Dp6qK)


That's not something the average border jumper could do in significant numbers

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 22, 2018 01:56 PM (lKyWE)

425 A report on the different WALL PROTOTYPES with photos is hotlinked in my sock.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 22, 2018 01:57 PM (ewxPW)

426 Walls can be used to funnel illegals into areas easier to patrol and stop.

We can also mount those little Forest Service signboards to them with "Go Back this is a desert" flyers. And a coupon for a free meal in Guadalajara.

Posted by: DaveA at January 22, 2018 01:57 PM (FhXTo)

427 ...xtremely large gulfs in technology between civilizations will create a communication barrier - basically avoidance on the part of the higher tech civ.

Posted by: simplemind at January 22, 2018 01:45 PM (bMWRl)

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Ever talk to your dog?

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 22, 2018 01:57 PM (hUqh+)

428 So another pay day loan?

Posted by: PhilDirt at January 22, 2018 01:58 PM (q70zf)

429 The way to stop illegal border crossing is to put a bounty on illegals.

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 01:58 PM (FQutf)

430 We need a double layer fence. The first directly on the border and not necessarily that hard to cross going North, but very difficult to cross going back south. The the reverse a half mile inland of the border. Get the enemy trapped between them with the guard dogs.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2018 01:58 PM (WbIyz)

431 "Did they not think of a rope and an etrier? A little bit of planning and prep and I am pretty sure I could have gotten over at least some of those prototypes. "

It's simple

Trebuchet!!!

(Some days I don't even know you people)

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 22, 2018 01:58 PM (EyPfd)

432 The use of flamethrowers is my truth and I am living my best truth.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 22, 2018 01:54 PM (mf5HN)
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They reportedly used "jackhammers, saws, torches and other tools and climbing devices." I think flamethrowers could certainly be a possibility there.

Live your best truth.

Posted by: bluebell at January 22, 2018 01:58 PM (kNasr)

433 You do know that Trump said he would sign a DACA if done legally and not by Obamunist style Executive Tyranny, right?



Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 22, 2018 01:43 PM (ujg0T)




Not to be confused with Michael Obama, the Executive Tranny.

Posted by: Country Singer at January 22, 2018 01:58 PM (uiwCw)

434 How long are the faces on CNN?

Posted by: ALH at January 22, 2018 01:58 PM (7DwnJ)

435
I believe Gateway Pundit ran a story yesterday of five illegals who were found in either Texas or Arizona dead from exposure to freezing temps a couple weeks ago. They were found by hunters.
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Yep, Texas. Brooks county has scores of dead illegals every year even though it's well north of the border. The coyotes take them off into the brush in order to avoid the Falfurrias highway checkpoint, and anyone who can't keep up gets left behind to die. Some are never found after the hogs get done with the bodies. A lot of the female illegals are raped and murdered there too. I met a rancher whose dog brought him a decomposed woman's head. Fun.

Posted by: stace at January 22, 2018 01:58 PM (6HFDU)

436
The Pennsylvania State Police don't patrol every mile of the Turnpike every minute. Every 100 miles or so they have a command center. Officers get into their cars daily and drive from one command center to the next, then return. Probably one every hour. Continuous coverage but not constant.

That's my view of the wall. A fence, then a single lane road, then another fence. Every once in a while it would have two lanes for a short distance to accommodate two cars getting around each other.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 22, 2018 01:58 PM (2FqvZ)

437 226 220You think certain states might try to interfere with construction or just use there welfare collecting army to do it?
Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2018 01:31 PM (LiyEm)


Intensive training for contractors in how to hit protesters in the jimmy with tear gas canisters should keep that knocked back.

Posted by: cornbred at January 22, 2018 01:58 PM (HeNAd)

438 427 ...xtremely large gulfs in technology between civilizations will create a communication barrier - basically avoidance on the part of the higher tech civ.

Posted by: simplemind at January 22, 2018 01:45 PM (bMW