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Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (9/19/17) Abbreviated Edition

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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by pancakes.

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Notice: Posted with permission by AceCorp, LLC. It is what it is. ONT tips? petmorons at gmail thingy. Other tidbits to Mr. Ace himself.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 10:01 PM




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1 I've been had!!!

*Bows to Walter Freeman*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Just a Guy With a Keyboard at September 19, 2017 10:01 PM (Ckg4U)

2 Pancake girl - looks cute.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 10:01 PM (fA1SL)

3 I got drunk with the Iron Butterfly drummer in Grand Junction one time.

Posted by: Eromero at September 19, 2017 10:01 PM (zLDYs)

4 *demands paper comment slips*

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 19, 2017 10:01 PM (3Vlkn)

5

19th National Nervous Breakdown

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 19, 2017 10:02 PM (IqV8l)

6 Pancakes pillow.

Works for me.

Posted by: smfh at September 19, 2017 10:02 PM (s5Kql)

7 Hmm....

Playing with the time machine again?

Posted by: the guy across the street at September 19, 2017 10:02 PM (sf2BM)

8
Pancake girl need some syrup.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 19, 2017 10:02 PM (8O3HH)

9 Shut it fast!

Posted by: Pandora's Box at September 19, 2017 10:02 PM (Ae45Z)

10 Pancakes?

https://youtu.be/gB-d9aDWBPI

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 19, 2017 10:02 PM (R2RYK)

11
This sounds like rock and/or roll.

Posted by: otho at September 19, 2017 10:02 PM (qGuLD)

12 Now THAT was a willowing.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 19, 2017 10:02 PM (6FqZa)

13 Caption: "Trigglypuff, the week before"

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 19, 2017 10:03 PM (6FqZa)

14 Butterface

Posted by: tu3031 at September 19, 2017 10:03 PM (O5Q3r)

15 4 *demands paper comment slips*
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 19, 2017 10:01 PM (3Vlkn)

Funny how your stamp was a full minute before I posted the ONT.

Your comment was deleted.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 19, 2017 10:03 PM (ZTRlp)

16 Dudes... Walter Freeman had the "First" post.

I'll not accept "charity", especially after I talked smack on the last thread.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Just a Guy With a Keyboard at September 19, 2017 10:03 PM (Ckg4U)

17 Needs more Long Cat.

Posted by: Corona at September 19, 2017 10:03 PM (zIb93)

18 It's a very nice gesture for that gal to use her face to keep those pancakes warm. Thoughtful, even.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 19, 2017 10:03 PM (0ogQG)

19 I done told ya I ain't taped nuttin

Posted by: JEF at September 19, 2017 10:03 PM (Oafb1)

20 Trump exploded quite a few heads today. Good for him and us.

Posted by: Traveling Man at September 19, 2017 10:03 PM (ivy+W)

21 8. Heh.....working on it.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 10:04 PM (fA1SL)

22 What's that picture of at the top? Disco balls or some kind of deep-water bioluminescent sea life?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2017 10:04 PM (NWiLs)

23 Cat???

http://www.michaelwhelan.com/galleries/cat-who-walks-through-walls/

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 19, 2017 10:04 PM (R2RYK)

24 Cake girl > pancake girl. Cake girl has a better smile.

Posted by: tbodie at September 19, 2017 10:04 PM (rXkis)

25 Are Bisquick pancakes the best?

Posted by: kallisto at September 19, 2017 10:04 PM (7l5V0)

26 LOL @ "Rocket Man". Trump does know how to troll.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 19, 2017 10:04 PM (6FqZa)

27 I'd butter her pancakes.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2017 10:05 PM (NWiLs)

28 Soon Kim Tu Phat is going to be "The Man Who Fell To Earth"

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 19, 2017 10:05 PM (6FqZa)

29 That reminds me. I saw part of a Love Boat episode on METV the other night and there was some chick on there with a tight shirt and they had BLURRED OUT HER NIPS! I couldn't believe it. How do you get a job like that?

Posted by: freaked at September 19, 2017 10:05 PM (UdKB7)

30 Like I said. The only reason for pancakes is as a maple syrup sponge.

Posted by: RI Red - now in a para-social relationship at September 19, 2017 10:05 PM (+WXeq)

31 Every time I pour my HEART into typing some profound, & possibly immortal, prose?

New fuckin' thread! Story o' my life.

Posted by: mnw at September 19, 2017 10:05 PM (uqdlV)

32 If those were real pancakes, they would be dripping with maple surple.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 19, 2017 10:05 PM (pvjTE)

33 Disco Balls in a garden of eden pancake face plant


what'd I win?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at September 19, 2017 10:05 PM (m9X4Y)

34 Looks pretty nipply up there.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 19, 2017 10:05 PM (6FqZa)

35 Girl is obviously carb-loading in anticipation of a marathon session with me.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 10:05 PM (fA1SL)

36 Since I conjured the ONT's appearance (thanks as ever MisHum), I'll re-post this from the end of the last thread -

No, "illegal alien" is better. Foreign national is correct, but ambiguous, since one can have legal status, or not.

blaster
I'm almost allowing myself to believe that the Mueller idiocy will
indeed blow up, to encompass the astounding surveillance story. Almost.

But
recall: there is no press, there is barely a GOP/WH "party" in the
Beltway, the judiciary (and most of DOJ) are not professional, have no
integrity, and get to play to an unbelievably dumbed-down populace (the
only sort that wouldn't laugh/jeer the whole Mueller investigation
concept into oblivion from the get-go).

Oh, Sessions mumbling and
mewling in Portlandia about "sanctuary" crap. I am at the point where I
think nobody in the administration actually understands how the
government works, how appropriations work, how Congress exercises its
control over policy. And they are pretty dim, or don't care, about their
immigration/rule of law agenda. Because they've done almost nothing
about it, despite many tools sitting there on the table in front of
them, and the political wind (more like a gale) at their back.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 19, 2017 10:06 PM (QDnY+)

37 Manafort is going to own Mueller. No need for Trump to fire. Petard. Hoisting. Assembly required.

Posted by: blaster at September 19, 2017 10:06 PM (jHrzU)

38 That was an impressive slap down at the UN today, wasn't it?

The only thing that could have made it better would be for him to announce that they could find somewhere else for their HQ.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 19, 2017 10:06 PM (w+Jhj)

39 disco balls, Iron butterfly, there is a dead girl in my kitchen.

what'd I win

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at September 19, 2017 10:06 PM (m9X4Y)

40 Iron butterfly covers Sonobi, hell yeah.

Posted by: Traveling Man at September 19, 2017 10:06 PM (ivy+W)

41
I like a girl with a nice smile.

And sometimes the one on her face is nice, too.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 19, 2017 10:06 PM (8O3HH)

42 This may be the best 4 second video I've ever seen, no joke.

http://tinyurl.com/y8b66m8z

Posted by: Thrawn at September 19, 2017 10:07 PM (a1WR4)

43 SLAP!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 19, 2017 10:07 PM (KP5rU)

44 25 Are Bisquick pancakes the best?
Posted by: kallisto at September 19, 2017 10:04 PM (7l5V0)

No I have the recipe for the best pancakes.


That is all.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 19, 2017 10:07 PM (tbOMB)

45 @16: "I'll not accept 'charity', especially after I talked smack on the last thread."

Kind of you to say so, Slapweasel.

But, obviously, we should now focus our attention on Russian interference in AoSHQ ONT threads.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 19, 2017 10:07 PM (3Vlkn)

46 Uncle Bill's pancakes at SJ shore points are delicious

Posted by: kallisto at September 19, 2017 10:07 PM (7l5V0)

47 blue balls, Iron Butterfly cure, satisfaction


What'd I win?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at September 19, 2017 10:07 PM (m9X4Y)

48 Those pancakes have quite a bit of girth.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 19, 2017 10:07 PM (0ogQG)

49 I don't think she gets the concept of pancake makeup.

Posted by: arrg at September 19, 2017 10:07 PM (UdKB7)

50 Is that woman is committing pancakecide?

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 19, 2017 10:08 PM (6Dmwc)

51 CHAVEZ!!!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Just a Guy With a Keyboard at September 19, 2017 10:08 PM (Ckg4U)

52 I think I have found my new desktop wallpaper.

Mmmmmm, Pancakes.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 19, 2017 10:08 PM (Gv+zt)

53 That reminds me. I saw part of a Love Boat episode on METV the other
night and there was some chick on there with a tight shirt and they had
BLURRED OUT HER NIPS! I couldn't believe it. How do you get a job like
that?

They don't do that on the Carson reruns. And that studio must've been COLD.

Posted by: tu3031 at September 19, 2017 10:08 PM (O5Q3r)

54 "That was an impressive slap down at the UN today, wasn't it?"

========

Only wish that Trump said, "The bombing begins in 5 minutes".

Posted by: Corona at September 19, 2017 10:09 PM (zIb93)

55 45.
* shifty eyes. Hides vodka under astrakhan *

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 10:09 PM (fA1SL)

56 Actually she has heard a new urban myth, if you smash your face into a stack of pancakes three times, St. Pancake will appear.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 19, 2017 10:09 PM (R2RYK)

57 Mr Frexit calls out the feckless, heartless, dickless cowards in the GOP who called Trump a liar when he - truthfully - noted he'd been watergate'd:
twitter.com/MrFrexit/status/909947069414166528

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 19, 2017 10:09 PM (6FqZa)

58 Don't make fun of that woman. She might still be in mourning over the death of "St." Rachel Corrie...

Posted by: Thrawn at September 19, 2017 10:09 PM (a1WR4)

59 So theme is:
Wild night of partying & ROCKIN' OUT. Follewd by the morning after.

Not sure how Sonobi fits in there.

Posted by: tbodie at September 19, 2017 10:09 PM (rXkis)

60 Ummm....okay?

Thanks (I think), MisHum!

Baby Sister Update follows.

Posted by: ibguy at September 19, 2017 10:09 PM (vUcdz)

61 Baby Sister Update

From her good friend Roni:

"So, Joyce has been calling me daily to check up on ME! I stopped over for a short visit and amazingly, Joyce was able to get herself up from the sofa and walk me to the door as I left. She is complaining a little bit more about her peripheral vision, so they will mention this to the doctor tomorrow. She has a new raised toilet seat in her bathroom which is making her life easier. She is very upbeat!"

[To my fellow Hordelings, thank you all in advance for your prayers and well-wishes for my sister and her family]

Posted by: ibguy at September 19, 2017 10:10 PM (vUcdz)

62 24 Cake girl > pancake girl. Cake girl has a better smile.


Pizza Girl!! Don't tell me she's not real. She's 'real' for me!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 19, 2017 10:10 PM (6Dmwc)

63 Love pancakes, haven't had 'em in ages. I always liked the ones I made with Bisquick (with alterations). Grade B Vermont syrup on top, real blueberries and walnuts in the mix.

Getting hungry.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 19, 2017 10:10 PM (QDnY+)

64 Thanks for the ONT.

Pancakes must be cold.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 19, 2017 10:10 PM (rb1zT)

65 44 pls share. I guess the food thread is the place for recipes.

Posted by: kallisto at September 19, 2017 10:10 PM (7l5V0)

66 Ha! You call those pancakes? They're too thick. Where's the butter melting down them? Where's the syrup they should be drowning in? Where are the fried eggs on top and the crisp bacon on the side? Why isn't the girl serving breakfast instead of sleeping on it?

Posted by the officious and grumpy pancake expert who is now hungry.

Posted by: JTB at September 19, 2017 10:10 PM (V+03K)

67 Good luck with that darlin'...I rule around these parts.

Posted by: Cake Girl at September 19, 2017 10:11 PM (6qhvI)

68 Death of a Disco Dancer is very emo, imo.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 19, 2017 10:11 PM (PUmDY)

69 Trump, "The US is declaring Eminent Domain upon the property which the United Nations stands. I need a new golf course."

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 19, 2017 10:11 PM (R2RYK)

70 MMm, now I want biscuits and gravy. And maybe some country fried steak.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 19, 2017 10:12 PM (rb1zT)

71 25 Are Bisquick pancakes the best?
Posted by: kallisto


I don't know, but I can tell you what the worst ones are. Frozen pancakes from the grocery store.



Posted by: nerdygirl at September 19, 2017 10:12 PM (+lVUW)

72 [To my fellow Hordelings, thank you all in advance for your prayers and well-wishes for my sister and her family]
Posted by: ibguy at September 19, 2017 10:10 PM (vUcdz)


Hearing such good news about Joyce lifts me up, Ibguy. Prayer continues, of course.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at September 19, 2017 10:12 PM (TdMsT)

73 No, cake girl is depressed *because* she has no syrup or butter or strawberries or whip cream.

Well, OK, maybe she does have strawberries. IYNWIMAITYD

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 19, 2017 10:12 PM (w+Jhj)

74 "St. Pancake will appear."

Posted by: St. Alfonzo at September 19, 2017 10:12 PM (UdKB7)

75 trump
trump
trump


deport
deport
deport

Posted by: original jake at September 19, 2017 10:12 PM (/43JA)

76 Google knows the pancake girl; she's on pinterest.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at September 19, 2017 10:12 PM (m9X4Y)

77 67 Good luck with that darlin'...I rule around these parts.
Posted by: Cake Girl at September 19, 2017 10:11 PM (6qhvI)

There is only one way this rivalry can be settled.

With a duel to the death, using only your pointy, God-accursed elbows.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 19, 2017 10:13 PM (a1WR4)

78 67. I'll comfort and console her.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 10:13 PM (fA1SL)

79 You call those pancakes? They're too thick. Where's the butter peanut butter melting down them? Where's the syrup they should be drowning in?

FIFY

Posted by: Traveling Man at September 19, 2017 10:13 PM (ivy+W)

80 There is one of those "Diabetes disappears with this weird trick.." ads on WZ. It always makes me thing: "Why did they put guacamole on those cheerios?"

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 19, 2017 10:14 PM (rb1zT)

81 If you people would turn ad blockers back on after viewing porn, Sonobi wouldn't show up.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 19, 2017 10:14 PM (PUmDY)

82 Good evening, MisHum!

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at September 19, 2017 10:14 PM (TdMsT)

83 Morrissey did a LOT of emo back when he was writing at Hot Air

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 19, 2017 10:14 PM (6FqZa)

84 ""St. Pancake will appear."





Posted by: St. Alfonzo"

They're so light + fluffy white,
We'll make a fortune by tonight,

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 19, 2017 10:15 PM (w+Jhj)

85 Polly's Pancake Parlor in Sugar Hill, New Hampshire have extremely delicious pancakes.

Posted by: Jemimah at September 19, 2017 10:15 PM (nWc4E)

86 I remember when LPs were only around 30 minutes total. 36+, that's groundbreaking.

Posted by: Corona at September 19, 2017 10:15 PM (zIb93)

87 83. Pundit in a Coma was some of his best work.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 10:15 PM (fA1SL)

88 Best disco track- Your Sweetness is my Weakness by Barry White

Posted by: kallisto at September 19, 2017 10:15 PM (7l5V0)

89 80 There is one of those "Diabetes disappears with this weird trick.." ads on WZ. It always makes me thing: "Why did they put guacamole on those cheerios?"
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 19, 2017 10:14 PM (rb1zT)

"Top ten weird tricks for creating clickbait! Number four will shock you!"

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2017 10:15 PM (NWiLs)

90 There is only one way this rivalry can be settled.

With a duel to the death, using only your pointy, God-accursed elbows.


*sharpens elbows*

*assumes par terre position*

Posted by: Cake Girl at September 19, 2017 10:16 PM (6qhvI)

91 Sonobi has become a fixture of permanence and continuity on this blog. It gives a kind of solidity in a world gone mad. Why would we take it down now? What would happen if we did take it down since obviously someone put a lot of effort to put it up and make sure it stayed up.

Chesterton's Fence.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 19, 2017 10:16 PM (rb1zT)

92 89. Heh.....

Bait for the bait-god!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 10:16 PM (fA1SL)

93 Pancake girl. Wonder if she was a disciple of St Alfonzo?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 19, 2017 10:16 PM (ZTRlp)

94 With a duel to the death, using only your pointy, God-accursed elbows.
Posted by: Thrawn

I bet 500 quatloos on the Cake Girl.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at September 19, 2017 10:16 PM (S6Pax)

95 By the way, who said Russians can't do third wave Ska?

https://youtu.be/JhkbzH3Frbo

Posted by: Kindltot at September 19, 2017 10:16 PM (Gv+zt)

96 Posted by: ibguy at September 19, 2017 10:10 PM (vUcdz)

I love hearing these, thank you so much!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 19, 2017 10:16 PM (pBIv+)

97 Pancakes need to be made from scratch and the batter should include nutmeg and copious amounts of vanilla extract. If that's not in the US Constitution, it should be.

Posted by the overly persnickety pancake expert.

Posted by: JTB at September 19, 2017 10:17 PM (V+03K)

98 Just finished watching the last season of Farscape and the movie they made by popular demand. The actress Claudia Black is the definition of an unconventional beauty. I need to see how's she aged since Farscape was 2003.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 19, 2017 10:17 PM (LuKE7)

99 That album, and others, used to bring the librarian to my table when I was in 9th grade. Final year of jr high back then.

You see, we had phonographs and headphones so you could listen without disturbing others.
Until the solo came on of course. That's when the table would magically turn into a 9 piece drum kit.

She was very sweet about it to be sure. And always complimentary when I played with the stage band at school functions.
Nice looking lady too.
You know,, I wonder if,,,, naw.
When I was 15 I looked like i was 12,,, tops.

Posted by: teej at September 19, 2017 10:17 PM (hYB//)

100 At least Sonobi isn't linking to hairy Nihongo muff.

Yet.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 19, 2017 10:17 PM (6FqZa)

101 'What would happen if we did take it down since obviously someone put a lot of effort to put it up and make sure it stayed up. '

BURN IT!

Posted by: a peasant at September 19, 2017 10:17 PM (UdKB7)

102 So from previous thread, did Janice Ian actually eventually Sylvia Plath herself?

Posted by: Eromero at September 19, 2017 10:17 PM (zLDYs)

103 you know that ad with the female golfer whacking golf balls off the roof of what used to be the Pan Am building in NYC? The last golf ball gets picked up by Sir Branson?

new ad: Trump instead of the female golfer, golf balls hit Hillary, Pelosi, Schumer, etc in the back of the head, they fall face down in the gutter, a dog runs up and pisses on them, no one cares, except maybe Huma.

Posted by: mallfly of the Lammermoor at September 19, 2017 10:17 PM (ILitO)

104 Ya know, if the whole troth fails to plight with my angel, pancake faceplant girl would be a nice consolation prize.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 10:17 PM (fA1SL)

105 Iron Butterfly? In A Garda Da Vida, Baby?

REALLY? REALLY? Fifth-rate swill.

Brothers & Sisters! I come here tonight to proclaim the Gospel truth of ...The DOORS!

Posted by: mnw at September 19, 2017 10:17 PM (uqdlV)

106 When will Ob-Gyn Sonobi deliver?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 19, 2017 10:17 PM (R2RYK)

107 "If you people would turn ad blockers back on after viewing porn, Sonobi wouldn't show up."

You don't need to turn off adblockers to watch porn.

I was told that by a friend.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2017 10:18 PM (EyPfd)

108 98 Just finished watching the last season of Farscape and the movie they made by popular demand. The actress Claudia Black is the definition of an unconventional beauty. I need to see how's she aged since Farscape was 2003.
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 19, 2017 10:17 PM (LuKE7)

Great show.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 19, 2017 10:18 PM (rb1zT)

109 wait I meant Don't Leave Me This Way - Harold Melvin ft. Teddy

Posted by: kallisto at September 19, 2017 10:18 PM (7l5V0)

110 I spy........ a nipple !





ok, I went there

Posted by: original jake at September 19, 2017 10:18 PM (/43JA)

111 Thrawn, have you read Zahn's latest yet?
http://delarroz.com/?p=1488

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 19, 2017 10:18 PM (6FqZa)

112 37 Manafort is going to own Mueller. No need for Trump to fire. Petard. Hoisting. Assembly required.

Posted by: blaster at September 19, 2017 10:06 PM (jHrzU)

++++

Prosecutorial immunity. Mueller has absolutely nothing to loose. If Manafort's wildest dreams come true and he is 100% vindicated of all charges, followed by a successful civil suit against the federal government, it will be the taxpayers on the hook for the penalty, not Mueller.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 19, 2017 10:18 PM (FUu/Z)

113 @65 For kallisto eyes only. Nobody else look.

Griddle Cakes
Makes 8 cakes ~ preheat griddle
1 1/4 cups silled regular all-purpose flour
1 tablespoon baking powder
1 tablespoon sugar
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 1/4 cups milk
1 egg, beaten
1/4 cup (1/2 stick) butter, melted

Into a bowl sift together flour, baking powder, sugar and salt. In a small bowl beat together milk and egg; stir in butter. Add to dry ingredients and stir just until moistened (batter will be lumpy). Using 1/4 cup measure, pour batter onto ungreased griddle. Bake until top is bubbly and edges baked. Tum and bake other side. Serve at once with butter and syrup.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 19, 2017 10:18 PM (tbOMB)

114 100 comments in 16 minutes. And all a good read.

Posted by: tbodie at September 19, 2017 10:19 PM (rXkis)

115 Russians iwented SKA to the third extent.

Posted by: Ensign Checkhov at September 19, 2017 10:20 PM (m9X4Y)

116 Posted by: mnw at September 19, 2017 10:17 PM (uqdlV)

Huh

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 19, 2017 10:20 PM (ZTRlp)

117 So anyone going to LV?

I've got to get stuff together. Will arrive on Thurs.

Get together that night somewhere?

Posted by: Farmer at September 19, 2017 10:20 PM (yJ1e6)

118 97 Pancakes need to be made from scratch and the batter should include nutmeg and copious amounts of vanilla extract. If that's not in the US Constitution, it should be.
Posted by: JTB
______________

Oh but it is. It may be in the penumbras, but it's a stacks.

Posted by: Chief "Justice" John Roberts at September 19, 2017 10:20 PM (2Omzf)

119 tbodie

You want ACTION? This is the place.

Posted by: mnw at September 19, 2017 10:20 PM (uqdlV)

120 110. Thinking of her Uncle Palpy.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 10:20 PM (fA1SL)

121 SCIENCE! ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/910202069541425152

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/910202151225393153

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/910202234843131904

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/910202326522068993

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/910202424337592320

Posted by: kbdabear at September 19, 2017 10:20 PM (eh0Va)

122 Young Hearts Run Free .- Candi Staton!

Posted by: kallisto at September 19, 2017 10:21 PM (7l5V0)

123 I'm just gonna say it.

I much prefer waffles over pancakes.

And I don't want any hair and nipples near either of them.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 19, 2017 10:21 PM (pBIv+)

124 Redefines 'stacked'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 19, 2017 10:21 PM (9tO1t)

125 That pancake recipe left out the blueberries. Put some blueberries in'm.

Posted by: Ensign Checkhov at September 19, 2017 10:21 PM (m9X4Y)

126 Very cool 3D pic of barnacles?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 19, 2017 10:21 PM (EZebt)

127

My God, it's full of nipples, er, pancakes, er, stars!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 19, 2017 10:22 PM (t3kPl)

128 More SCIENCE! ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/910202496823517184

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/910202577668788224

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/910202655628251136

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/910202740688740352

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/910202830274867200

Posted by: kbdabear at September 19, 2017 10:22 PM (eh0Va)

129 Bake until top is bubbly and edges baked. Tum and bake other side. Serve at once with butter and syrup.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 19, 2017 10:18 PM (tbOMB)

How many times I gotta tell you... peanut butter goes on pancakes with copious amounts of syrup.

Posted by: Traveling Man at September 19, 2017 10:22 PM (ivy+W)

130 >>>I'd butter her pancakes.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2017 10:05 PM (NWiLs)

I can't believe it's not butt-- oh wait!

Posted by: Max Power at September 19, 2017 10:22 PM (q177U)

131 Or was that the light show at Cornell '77?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 19, 2017 10:22 PM (EZebt)

132 127. Whatever. * grabs the honey *

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 10:22 PM (fA1SL)

133 sigh

Posted by: St. Pancake at September 19, 2017 10:22 PM (Tyii7)

134 113- woo-hoo thanks! Will that work for waffles too?

Posted by: kallisto at September 19, 2017 10:22 PM (7l5V0)

135 Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 19, 2017 10:18 PM (rb1zT)

Sucks that it was cancelled and left you hanging with the last episode. And the movie didn't pick up where the series left off. Still one of the best of the genre.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 19, 2017 10:23 PM (LuKE7)

136 Russians iwented pancakes with blueberries in'm.

Posted by: Ensign Checkhov at September 19, 2017 10:23 PM (m9X4Y)

137 I'm just gonna say it.

I much prefer waffles over pancakes.

And I don't want any hair and nipples near either of them.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor


Blasphemy!

Posted by: Election Night Thread at September 19, 2017 10:23 PM (6qhvI)

138 Claudia Black and the guy who played Crichton the astronaut moved over to SyFy's Stargate SG-1.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 19, 2017 10:24 PM (R2RYK)

139 'Russians iwented SKA to the third extent.
Posted by: Ensign Checkhov '

Mon please

Posted by: zombie Cecil Bustamente Campbell at September 19, 2017 10:24 PM (UdKB7)

140 It might. We don't use it for that. Snoqualmie waffle mix is what we use.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 19, 2017 10:24 PM (tbOMB)

141 much prefer waffles over pancakes.

And I don't want any hair and nipples near either of them.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 19, 2017 10:21 PM (pBIv+)

Hey, you know what goes great with Waffles? Yep, peanut butter. French toast too.

Posted by: Traveling Man at September 19, 2017 10:24 PM (ivy+W)

142 That EAR!

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 19, 2017 10:25 PM (XFue2)

143 Huh

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 19, 2017 10:20 PM (ZTRlp)

If I am going to listen to a far-too-long rock ballad, it's going to be "The End" by The Doors, and definitely not Iron Butterfly.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 19, 2017 10:25 PM (wYseH)

144 waffles leave me feeling flat

Posted by: St. Pancake at September 19, 2017 10:25 PM (Tyii7)

145 Chocolate chips.

Those are the secret ingredients for pancakes.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2017 10:25 PM (EyPfd)

146 *I much prefer waffles over pancakes.

And I don't want any hair and nipples near either of them.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 19, 2017 10:21 PM (pBIv+)*

Tammy, I love ya. But you're doing it wrong.

Posted by: tbodie at September 19, 2017 10:25 PM (rXkis)

147 Sucks that it was cancelled and left you hanging with the last episode. And the movie didn't pick up where the series left off. Still one of the best of the genre.
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 19, 2017 10:23 PM (LuKE7)

The first season can be a bit rough, but all the ideas were there. The show was one of the few that really got a lot better as it went along- crazy and dark, but much better story telling, dialogue and acting.

Constellation of Doubt and La Bomba from season 4 are two of my favorites.

"Why? Because. I. Am. An American!"

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 19, 2017 10:25 PM (rb1zT)

148 80 There is one of those "Diabetes disappears with this weird trick.." ads on WZ. It always makes me thing: "Why did they put guacamole on those cheerios?"
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 19, 2017 10:14 PM (rb1zT)

"Top ten weird tricks for creating clickbait! Number four will shock you!"
Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2017 10:15 PM (NWiLs)


Clicking on that crap crashes my iPad. But I want to KNOW!

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at September 19, 2017 10:25 PM (TdMsT)

149

Remember that episode where Kirk and Spock were playing nipple chess and eating blue pancakes?

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 19, 2017 10:25 PM (t3kPl)

150 So carrots in pancakes Yea or nay ??

Posted by: Sheps the real rocketman at September 19, 2017 10:26 PM (vRMso)

151 *Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 19, 2017 10:24 PM (tbOMB)*

I so want that hash.

Posted by: tbodie at September 19, 2017 10:26 PM (rXkis)

152 so why are we forgetting about the Original Pancake Girl..?

http://tinyurl.com/y894s3tu

no, it's not porn

Posted by: mallfly of the Lammermoor at September 19, 2017 10:26 PM (ILitO)

153 123 I'm just gonna say it.

I much prefer waffles over pancakes.

And I don't want any hair and nipples near either of them.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 19, 2017 10:21 PM (pBIv+)

++++

I thought that's what the little cups in the waffles were for. To hold the nipples.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 19, 2017 10:27 PM (pvjTE)

154 Since my mother's parents came from Sweden, I grew up with Swedish pancakes. So basically I had dessert for breakfast.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 19, 2017 10:27 PM (LuKE7)

155 "At least Sonobi isn't linking to hairy Nihongo muff.



Yet.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo"

Technically, "Nihongo" means "the Japanese language". If you want to specify a Japanese person, you would use "Nihonjin"

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 19, 2017 10:27 PM (w+Jhj)

156 *notices hash*

I got an R2 unit???? Nyah!!???

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 19, 2017 10:27 PM (R2RYK)

157 143 Huh

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 19, 2017 10:20 PM (ZTRlp)

If I am going to listen to a far-too-long rock ballad, it's going to be "The End" by The Doors, and definitely not Iron Butterfly.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 19, 2017 10:25 PM (wYseH)


In a sauna smoking a joint?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 19, 2017 10:28 PM (ZTRlp)

158 * So carrots in pancakes Yea or nay ??
Posted by: Sheps the real rocketman at September 19, 2017 10:26 PM (vRMso)*

You plan on covering the carrot cakes with chili?

Posted by: tbodie at September 19, 2017 10:28 PM (rXkis)

159 * directing pancake goddess as high-speed cameras shoot a thousand frames per second *

That's good! Good! Now, the honey! Slowly......slowly......

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 10:28 PM (fA1SL)

160 Mmmmmmmmmmm.....

Cake Girl vs Pancake Girl.

And remember Bubble Girl? Throw her in too. And Pizza Girl.

Wonder who'd be the domme?

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 19, 2017 10:28 PM (8O3HH)

161 Sonobi has become a fixture of permanence and continuity on this blog. It gives a kind of solidity in a world gone mad.
----------

I'm inclined to agree. In a world torn by division and violence, it is important that there be some constant, some Rock of Gibraltar to which we can cling.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 19, 2017 10:28 PM (9tO1t)

162 111 Thrawn, have you read Zahn's latest yet?
http://delarroz.com/?p=1488
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 19, 2017 10:18 PM (6FqZa)

Not yet, but this review gives me hope that they didn't butcher the character. Thanks!

Posted by: Thrawn at September 19, 2017 10:29 PM (a1WR4)

163 Yes' Starship Troopers, is that considered a "ballad?"

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 19, 2017 10:29 PM (PUmDY)

164 Cake Girl vs Pancake Girl.

And remember Bubble Girl? Throw her in too. And Pizza Girl.

Tri-corner hat girl for the win

Posted by: Sheps the real rocketman at September 19, 2017 10:29 PM (vRMso)

165 freebird!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 19, 2017 10:29 PM (KP5rU)

166
Posted by: Election Night Thread at September 19, 2017 10:23 PM (6qhvI)

I lost my nerve that night and went to bed early.

Woke up, checked the news, saw the he lost Virginia, and went back to bed depressed as fuck.

Didn't even bother checking the site til like 10, and even when I saw the pic on JJ's thread, I thought it was just like a "well done" thing.


Damn, I still start laughing like a loon when I think about it.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 19, 2017 10:30 PM (pBIv+)

167 Claudia Black is 44. Lives in Australia. Does lots of voiceovers for video games. Still acts and shows up on various TV shows. Yes, Farscape was fantastic! !

You can read more at imdb. A very useful site.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 19, 2017 10:30 PM (6Dmwc)

168 "85 Polly's Pancake Parlor in Sugar Hill, New Hampshire have extremely delicious pancakes.
Posted by: Jemimah at September 19, 2017 10:15 PM (nWc4E)"

Jemimah, I'll back you up on that. Maple syrup, maple cream and maple sugar!

Posted by: RI Red - now in a para-social relationship at September 19, 2017 10:30 PM (+WXeq)

169 Thank you AshevilleRobert.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 19, 2017 10:31 PM (6FqZa)

170 Mmmmmmmmmmm.....

Cake Girl vs Pancake Girl.

And remember Bubble Girl? Throw her in too. And Pizza Girl.

Wonder who'd be the domme?


*cracks whip*

Pardon me?

Posted by: Cake Girl at September 19, 2017 10:31 PM (6qhvI)

171 pancakes? Can we not discuss music... or porn? ... or porn music?

I know I'm showing my age again, but I'm down with Annette Haven. You can't touch that, and you know it, too!

Come on, baby, light my fahr! Without Ray Manzarek, they wouldn't have been much.

Posted by: mnw at September 19, 2017 10:31 PM (uqdlV)

172 167 Claudia Black is 44. Lives in Australia. Does lots of voiceovers for video games. Still acts and shows up on various TV shows. Yes, Farscape was fantastic! !

You can read more at imdb. A very useful site.
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 19, 2017 10:30 PM (6Dmwc)

She has a great voice. Very distinctive. Can definitely pick her out in any game.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 19, 2017 10:32 PM (rb1zT)

173 Posted by: Jemimah at September 19, 2017 10:15 PM (nWc4E)"


The Hatchery in Ludlow VT has extremely delicious everything remotely connected with breakfast.

It's worth a detour.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 19, 2017 10:32 PM (wYseH)

174 Mallfly @ 152- original pancake girl?
I thought you meant Aunt Jemima.

Posted by: Eromero at September 19, 2017 10:32 PM (zLDYs)

175 Look at the neck on her though. Is that the same women that was in the painting the other day on CBD's "art" thread?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 19, 2017 10:32 PM (pvjTE)

176 @15: "Funny how your stamp was a full minute before I posted the ONT. Your comment was deleted."

After rereading the fine print in my Platinum Membership welcome package, and consulting with my lawyers, I just wanna let everyone know that the "timestamps in comments are closer than they appear" clause is truly iron clad, thus nullifying all personal injury claims.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 19, 2017 10:32 PM (3Vlkn)

177 *"85 Polly's Pancake Parlor in Sugar Hill, New Hampshire have extremely delicious pancakes.
Posted by: Jemimah at September 19, 2017 10:15 PM (nWc4E)"

Jemimah, I'll back you up on that. Maple syrup, maple cream and maple sugar!
Posted by: RI Red - now in a para-social relationship at September 19, 2017 10:30 PM (+WXeq)*

Tell me they have spicy maple sausage and i will plan NH as my next vacation destination

Posted by: tbodie at September 19, 2017 10:33 PM (rXkis)

178 143 Huh

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 19, 2017 10:20 PM (ZTRlp)

If I am going to listen to a far-too-long rock ballad, it's going to be "The End" by The Doors, and definitely not Iron Butterfly.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 19, 2017 10:25 PM (wYseH)


This is the end, my only friend, the end.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at September 19, 2017 10:33 PM (TdMsT)

179 I'm just glad none of you have mentioned crepes yet.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 19, 2017 10:33 PM (3Vlkn)

180 Yeah, let's put on a long song that's really damn dark and depressing.

Pancakes or waffles?
Power of and to the white courtesy phone please.

Posted by: teej at September 19, 2017 10:33 PM (hYB//)

181 125 ... "That pancake recipe left out the blueberries. Put some blueberries in'm."

That's OK but instead of in the batter I prefer a layer of blueberries between each pancake, mingling with the melting pat of butter.

NO PEANUT BUTTER! It doesn't melt well enough to mingle with the maple syrup. Kids! Honestly!

Posted by the Pancake Curmudgeon.

Posted by: JTB at September 19, 2017 10:33 PM (V+03K)

182 Pizza Girl > Cake Girl > Pancake Girl

(Pizza) Pie > Cake

QED

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at September 19, 2017 10:34 PM (PccTh)

183 Damn, I still start laughing like a loon when I think about it.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor


Like an avoided tag save Barrel visit, I am owed.

Posted by: Election Night Thread at September 19, 2017 10:34 PM (6qhvI)

184 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 19, 2017 10:32 PM (wYseH)

Rumor has it that Mary Clotgenstein is a waitress there

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 19, 2017 10:34 PM (ZTRlp)

185 99 freshman teej out of control!

reminds me of my wild friend Fred.

teach just smiled? she sounds wise.

Posted by: booknlass at September 19, 2017 10:34 PM (SBgDf)

186 157 143 Dildo

F'n A, bro!

(The more I drink, the better the horde looks, btw)

Posted by: mnw at September 19, 2017 10:34 PM (uqdlV)

187
Does anybody like nuts in their pancakes?

Posted by: Shep Smith at September 19, 2017 10:34 PM (8O3HH)

188 Potato pancakes.

Posted by: davidt at September 19, 2017 10:34 PM (12AHt)

189 Titillating!

Posted by: Chris M at September 19, 2017 10:35 PM (6RZos)

190 I thought that's what the little cups in the waffles were for. To hold the nipples.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 19, 2017 10:27 PM (pvjTE)


That's a helluva lotta nipples, even for a Moron!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 19, 2017 10:35 PM (pBIv+)

191 36,
"I'm almost allowing myself to believe that the Mueller idiocy will

indeed blow up, to encompass the astounding surveillance story. Almost."

"Posted by: rhomboid at September 19, 2017 10:06 PM (QDnY+)"


This, with Comey and the entire DNC/MSM et al, is the most far reaching case of projection I think I've ever seen.

"During Mr. Browder's testimony the origin of the Fusion GPS 'Russian Dossier' was discussed. Browder stated the Russian government actually paid Fusion GPS to create the Steele propaganda dossier on candidate Donald Trump. That same dossier was used by the FBI in June/July 2016 to generate the FISA surveillance warrants against the Trump campaign.

FBI Director James Comey was using propaganda commissioned by Russia, funded in part by the FBI, to attack Trump, as the framework to launch his FBI investigation into candidate Donald Trump and Russian collusion.

Expanding the reality from that testimony. This means the Russian collusion narrative the U.S. media has been running with for a year to attack Trump, was actually factual collusion between Russia and the the U.S. FBI, via James Comey."


http://tinyurl.com/y7kcteja

Posted by: geoffb at September 19, 2017 10:35 PM (zOpu5)

192 179 I'm just glad none of you have mentioned crepes yet.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 19, 2017 10:33 PM (3Vlkn)

Well I did mention Swedish pancakes. Same thing.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 19, 2017 10:35 PM (LuKE7)

193 the only doors tune i really like is l.a. woman. thevrest are kind of meh, to me anyway.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 19, 2017 10:36 PM (KP5rU)

194 Posted by: an indifferent penguin at September 19, 2017 10:34 PM (PccTh)


Rating? I will have a slice of each

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 19, 2017 10:36 PM (ZTRlp)

195 Pizza Girl > Cake Girl > Pancake Girl

(Pizza) Pie > Cake

QED
Posted by: an indifferent penguin


*clubs random penguin*

*skins*

*wears skin as trophy*

Posted by: Cake Girl at September 19, 2017 10:36 PM (6qhvI)

196 *Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 19, 2017 10:32 PM (wYseH)

Rumor has it that Mary Clotgenstein is a waitress there
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 19, 2017 10:34 PM (ZTRlp)*

Man, when the COBS turn on each other, it gets ugly.

Posted by: tbodie at September 19, 2017 10:36 PM (rXkis)

197 >>>Does anybody like nuts in their pancakes?

Posted by: Shep Smith at September 19, 2017 10:34 PM (8O3HH)<<<



The ho-cakes like nuts in them.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at September 19, 2017 10:36 PM (PccTh)

198 "Thru A Pancake Darkly" was widely panned by critics as being "Cold and devoid of butter". Bergman never made another breakfast movie again.

Posted by: zombie Cecil Bustamente Campbell at September 19, 2017 10:37 PM (UdKB7)

199 There seems to be no one, not her husband, not her daughter, not her lover, not her advisors, not anyone else in her family, not one of the thousand of paid performers who worked on her campaign, nor even any of the 65 million voters who marked their ballots for her last November, nor her spokespersons, nor her speech writers nor the ghost writers who wrote : WHAT HAPPENED??, nor the sycophants with whom she surronds herself, not even the women who wash and iron her clothes, or select her costumes for her public appearances, not even her HAIRDRESSER, God Help us, who care enough about her, who think well of her, who publically support her, not one person who cares enough about her who can find the fortitude and compassion to get to her and stop her from first of all, lending her name to that book, to allow it to be published under her name, from promoting it at bookstores all over America and from publicly debasing herself on every media source possible!!!! THINK. Carefully. On. That. Fact.

There is no one who cares enough about her stop this horror, let alone vote for her.

Posted by: Anne R. Abler at September 19, 2017 10:37 PM (H0SP/)

200 which moron vacationed in italy? saw a story about hundreds of dildos washing up on a popular beach over there.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 19, 2017 10:38 PM (KP5rU)

201

Crepes tear too easily...

Posted by: Pancake Fucker at September 19, 2017 10:38 PM (t3kPl)

202 I'd love it if Trump just said, on camera, "playtime is over" and called an end to all WH and agency co-operation with this bogus "Russia probe". And fired any personnel still engaged in it after three days.

No, Trump wouldn't be impeached for it. He'd look like the strong horse.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 19, 2017 10:38 PM (6FqZa)

203 the only doors tune i really like is l.a. woman. thevrest are kind of meh, to me anyway.
Posted by: chavez the hugo
----------

I really liked that one with the lyric "Show me the way to the next little boy...oh, don't ask why.."

Posted by: Hairy Reid at September 19, 2017 10:38 PM (9tO1t)

204 "A Day In The Pancake" was John Lennon's best ever song--Beatles or solo.

(Note failure to mention She Who Should Not Be Mentioned.)

Posted by: filbert at September 19, 2017 10:39 PM (s5o+q)

205 Wasn't an avid Stargate SG-1 watcher but I remember that the blue eyed beauty that is Claudia Black and the sultry minx that is Moreena Baccrin were the final couple of seasons.

Why Moreena Baccrin doesn't show up on top 10 most beautiful lists is criminal. Then again, I don't pay attention to that shit so maybe she has.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 19, 2017 10:39 PM (6Dmwc)

206 CBD should visit Wal-Mart to view some 'art' they have.

For Halloween movies like Young Frankenstein, Jennifer's Body, Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter, Child's Play, Black Swan, Killer Klowns from Outer Space, and Poltergeist have gotten some special covers.

The artist is Orlando Arocena. And they all look like Mexican Day of the Dead art done while on LSD.

Young Frankenstein on Blu-Ray is $7. DVDs are $5. And each copy comes with a coloring book of the art.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 19, 2017 10:39 PM (R2RYK)

207 You'll know Sonobi has become self-aware when it bitches about being willowed.

I call that the Moron Turing Test

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at September 19, 2017 10:39 PM (di1hb)

208 the best pancakes I ever had (homemade) had ricotta and lemon zest and Z O M G

they was good

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at September 19, 2017 10:39 PM (oAY8z)

209 >> hundreds of dildos washing up on a popular beach
>> over there.

Horrible accident on a lesbo cruise.

Posted by: Shep Smith at September 19, 2017 10:39 PM (8O3HH)

210 Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 19, 2017 10:38 PM (KP5rU)

JJ Sefton

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 19, 2017 10:39 PM (ZTRlp)

211 Evenin' everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 19, 2017 10:39 PM (IcT7t)

212 @192: "Well I did mention Swedish pancakes. Same thing."

Kinda like Belgian fries.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 19, 2017 10:40 PM (3Vlkn)

213 Don't know what Sonobi is nor do I care to. All I know is that when I see it I read it as Sonofabitch.

Posted by: Average Guy at September 19, 2017 10:40 PM (LMcFk)

214 Dildo

You know his dad was an admiral in the U.S. Navy?

When he died of an overdose, his future royalties went to his wife Patty. When she died of an overdose a few months later, all of his future royalties went to his in-laws, Patty's parents, who always hated his guts.

Irony? And how.

Posted by: mnw at September 19, 2017 10:40 PM (uqdlV)

215
There is no one who cares enough about her stop this horror, let alone vote for her.

Posted by: Anne R. Abler at September 19, 2017 10:37 PM (H0SP/)

The only logical conclusion is they all hate her and want her to crash and burn.

Posted by: davidt at September 19, 2017 10:41 PM (12AHt)

216 Mmm. Crepes made by a sweaty, angry, Algerian street vendor in Paris. What could go wrong? Well, you don't want to know.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 19, 2017 10:41 PM (9tO1t)

217 210; mh, oh, oh.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 19, 2017 10:41 PM (KP5rU)

218 102 So from previous thread, did Janice Ian actually eventually Sylvia Plath herself?
Posted by: Eromero at September 19, 2017 10:17 PM (zLDYs)


Nope, she's still alive.

I noted in the last thread that she won a Grammy for "At Seventeen".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zw7Esd9C_yA

I saw her play it live once in the 90s, solo acoustic. I'm very happy to have seen that.

Posted by: rickl at September 19, 2017 10:41 PM (sdi6R)

219 >>>*clubs random penguin*

*skins*

*wears skin as trophy*
Posted by: Cake Girl at September 19, 2017 10:36 PM (6qhvI)<<<





**wakes up with headache**



Damn, why's it so chilly in here?



**goes off to sit by Pizza Girl's oven**

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at September 19, 2017 10:41 PM (PccTh)

220 "Thrawn, have you read Zahn's latest yet?

http://delarroz.com/?p=1488

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 19, 2017 10:18 PM (6FqZa)



Not yet, but this review gives me hope that they didn't butcher the character. Thanks!

Posted by: Thrawn"

I was lucky enough to be able to sit and have a nice long conversation with Zahn at a convention right after the original trilogy came out. Very nice guy.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 19, 2017 10:41 PM (w+Jhj)

221 The only logical conclusion is they all hate her and want her to crash and burn.
Posted by: davidt at September 19, 2017 10:41 PM (12AHt)


They hate her now because she can't deliver the graft.

Posted by: filbert at September 19, 2017 10:41 PM (s5o+q)

222 It's a weird ONT

But it's a weird world we live in

Innit?

feelin' philosophicallals

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at September 19, 2017 10:42 PM (oAY8z)

223
I found the Sun article on the dildos washing ashore.

"Filthy phallic flotsam", they called it.

Posted by: Shep Smith at September 19, 2017 10:42 PM (8O3HH)

224 People Are Strange isn't bad. Speaking of music porn, Jessica Simpson's cover of These Boots is up there.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 19, 2017 10:42 PM (PUmDY)

225 Rumor has it that Mary Clotgenstein is a waitress there


Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 19, 2017 10:34 PM (ZTRlp)

Not even close. Solid waiters, solid kitchen, solid everything.

And lunch is damned near as good.

I do not fvck around when it comes to restaurants.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 19, 2017 10:42 PM (wYseH)

226 Posted by: Election Night Thread at September 19, 2017 10:34 PM (6qhvI)

Looka here now, you had Fun O' Plenty that night..

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 19, 2017 10:42 PM (pBIv+)

227 the dildo story was in the sun out of the u.k.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 19, 2017 10:43 PM (KP5rU)

228 And I don't want any hair and nipples near either of them.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 19, 2017 10:21 PM (pBIv+)


What about just syrup and butter?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 19, 2017 10:43 PM (Tnhbr)

229 they hate her because she's despicable

*as Daffy Duck would say*

Posted by: booknlass at September 19, 2017 10:43 PM (SBgDf)

230 Zahn wrote the real Star Wars VII-IX. Abrams and MouseCorp can go eat all those d!cks that just washed up

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 19, 2017 10:43 PM (6FqZa)

231 Mmm. Crepes made by a sweaty, angry, Algerian street vendor in Paris. What could go wrong? Well, you don't want to know.

how many casualties?

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at September 19, 2017 10:43 PM (oAY8z)

232 I'm a crepe.
I'm a weird dough.
What the hell am I doin' here?
I don't belong here.

Posted by: Radiohead Breakfast Buffet at September 19, 2017 10:43 PM (PccTh)

233 Don't know what Sonobi is nor do I care to.
---------

Sonobi is a hand-crafted, artisanal wine from Louisiana.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 19, 2017 10:43 PM (9tO1t)

234 sign seen in FL


hot single female seeks sexy lineman to electrify her life

Posted by: original jake at September 19, 2017 10:44 PM (/43JA)

235 A sure winner for any pancake place would be a giant Trigglypuff pancake baked in the oven, large enough to feed a whole family!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 19, 2017 10:44 PM (nWc4E)

236 Inna gadda devida - Slayer - Less than Zero Soundtrack.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 19, 2017 10:44 PM (f3PHc)

237 I was attending a panel run by Zahn in 2010 when one fan in the audience mentioned that they had in the Star Wars universe had killed off Mara Jade.

It was like 'wut?' from a bunch of people.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 19, 2017 10:44 PM (R2RYK)

238 *It's a weird ONT*

Serious question: How can you tell?

Ok, /s

Posted by: tbodie at September 19, 2017 10:44 PM (rXkis)

239 208 - does sound good. Had nutella pancakes once, was disappointed. What that guy said about PB not melting

Posted by: kallisto at September 19, 2017 10:44 PM (7l5V0)

240 Hi ya booknlass.
Got my fan going in the window.

It's mom's fault. Forced me to take band in 7th grade.
"Fine. I'm going to play drums."
She looked to the heavens, closed her eyes and the counsellor who was enrolling me laughed. He ended up being the stage band leader.

And thanks mom. If not for you doing that I would have never ended up playing in a trio with Gary and Steve.

Posted by: teej at September 19, 2017 10:44 PM (hYB//)

241 As long as that song is, not a single use of cowbell.

Shameful.

Posted by: tankdemon at September 19, 2017 10:44 PM (FmgTV)

242 One of roommates in college was obsessed with the Doors.

But he was born and raised in Rome. So,, you know.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 19, 2017 10:45 PM (EZebt)

243 Tammy, Properly made waffles deserve their own food group. But I can make pancakes from scratch, eat my share and serve a lot of people, and clean up the kitchen in the time it takes to make two waffles.

There is a restaurant nearby that serves a Belgian waffle with a few pieces of GOOD fried chicken, tons of butter and plenty of syrup. It is a gift fro God but I can indulge only a few times a year.

Posted by: JTB at September 19, 2017 10:46 PM (V+03K)

244 203 Harry Reid

Whiskey Bar

(Don't ask why)

Posted by: mnw at September 19, 2017 10:46 PM (uqdlV)

245 The Russians inwented Sonobi to send targeted election propaganda to those potential voters who were ambivalent about Trump and persuaded them to vote for him. That is how the Russians tampered with the US election.

Posted by: Ensign Checkhov at September 19, 2017 10:46 PM (m9X4Y)

246 144 waffles leave me feeling flat
Posted by: St. Pancake


Me too.

Posted by: Rachel Corrie at September 19, 2017 10:47 PM (+lVUW)

247 One of roommates in college was obsessed with the Doors.

But he was born and raised in Rome. So,, you know.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 19, 2017 10:45 PM (EZebt)


Yeah? well my freshman roommate listened to Men Without Hats

more than once

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at September 19, 2017 10:47 PM (oAY8z)

248 Mara Jade was cool but Zahn reeeeally ramped up that secksual tenshun between her and Luke. I remember reading some of those scenes where she was supposedly angry with him and thinking "all this needs is some Marvin Gaye"

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 19, 2017 10:47 PM (6FqZa)

249 I like pancakes.


Also : Currently spinning a US Promo Copy of 'The Real Thing' by Faith No More.

Took me 15 years to find a clean copy!

Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2017 10:47 PM (OwwIP)

250 "hundreds of dildos washing up on a popular beach

>> over there.



Horrible accident on a lesbo cruise.

Posted by: Shep Smith"

Well, the island of Lesbos is not too far away...

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 19, 2017 10:48 PM (w+Jhj)

251 >> Inna gadda devida - Slayer - Less than Zero Soundtrack.


SLAYER!!!!

Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2017 10:48 PM (OwwIP)

252 vid still up with the General Lee car.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 19, 2017 10:48 PM (PUmDY)

253 Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at September 19, 2017 10:47 PM (oAY8z)

Did he fly out of the window?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 19, 2017 10:49 PM (ZTRlp)

254 Looks like I wasn't the only one. Over on An Archive Of Their Own (nsfw)

1 - 20 of 347 Works in Mara Jade/Luke Skywalker

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 19, 2017 10:49 PM (6FqZa)

255 If you're going to give your bestest gal the short stack, make sure it's proportioned like a tuna can.

Posted by: Fritz at September 19, 2017 10:49 PM (z74gh)

256 Gotta get to sleep.
Leofb

Posted by: teej at September 19, 2017 10:49 PM (hYB//)

257 I assume Shep Smith is a biscotti guy?

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 19, 2017 10:50 PM (3Vlkn)

258 Best pancakes are at Original Pancake House in Portland.

Have the Hawaiian pancakes. Pineapple pancakes with coconut syrup.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 19, 2017 10:50 PM (EZebt)

259 For anyone's Mara Jade shrine

http://www.e2046.com/p/Mara+Jade/18687/

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 19, 2017 10:50 PM (R2RYK)

260 Saw them live at the Chicago Auditorium once. Now a national landmark & part of Roosevelt University.

I think they were there 3 nights, two shows each night.

Posted by: mnw at September 19, 2017 10:50 PM (uqdlV)

261 fan on medium here.

I keep putting on the covers, taking them off, putting them on

I did that for my son Joe, but with the guitar. started taking him to lessons at the music store when he was 10 or 11. He's since learned and played the drums (I have a picture of him wearing a banana suit, seated on the drum throne), bass, piano, even makes music on a Game Boy!

you know, I thank God for music and art. It's kept my kids and I sane.

Posted by: booknlass at September 19, 2017 10:50 PM (SBgDf)

262 What about just syrup and butter?
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 19, 2017 10:43 PM (Tnhbr)

Yes, just that.

Preferably on waffles, because pancakes give me the stomach ache half the time, and I mostly can't finish even one.

And fake syrup please; that real Vermont shit ain't got no taste.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 19, 2017 10:50 PM (pBIv+)

263 boom, gone

Posted by: original jake at September 19, 2017 10:51 PM (/43JA)

264 Tammy, I love ya. But you're doing it wrong.
Posted by: tbodie at September 19, 2017 10:25 PM (rXkis)

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 19, 2017 10:52 PM (pBIv+)

265 *Whiskey Bar

(Don't ask why)
Posted by: mnw at September 19, 2017 10:46 PM (uqdlV)*

Never question the Whiskey Bar.

Posted by: tbodie at September 19, 2017 10:52 PM (rXkis)

266 Posted by: JTB at September 19, 2017 10:46 PM (V+03K)

Bless your heart.


Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 19, 2017 10:53 PM (pBIv+)

267 Did he fly out of the window?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 19, 2017 10:49 PM (ZTRlp)


unfortunately, no. But the other roommate (there were 3 of us) was a sociopath. Two years after we roomed together, he dropped acid and locked himself into a dorm room with a girl and tried to strangle her. His roommate had to get help after hearing screams and they kicked in the door.

My freshmen year was interesting.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at September 19, 2017 10:53 PM (oAY8z)

268 tbodie

They had something, didn't they?

Posted by: mnw at September 19, 2017 10:54 PM (uqdlV)

269 re 191: thanks for the link. interesting stuff.
if it were revealed that Hill and Putin spoke several time in fall 2016 to figure out how to get Hill the White House, the media and Dems would still demand more investigations to find the still missing links between the Rooskies and the Trump campaign.

Posted by: mallfly of the Lammermoor at September 19, 2017 10:54 PM (ILitO)

270 Anne R. Abler,
It wouldn't surprise me if they ridicule her behind her back.
In the book "Shattered", when the campaign went poorly she would berate and yell at THEM for not doing a better job of getting HER message across to the public. Sometimes both she and Bill would yell at them.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 19, 2017 10:54 PM (+lVUW)

271 I'm sorry, but pancake girl made me think of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ns1SGo3WCF4

Posted by: Jim S. at September 19, 2017 10:55 PM (ynUnH)

272 Evening, all

Posted by: fluffy at September 19, 2017 10:55 PM (U0v/A)

273 270 - what thoroughly hideous creatures

Posted by: kallisto at September 19, 2017 10:56 PM (7l5V0)

274 Morena Baccarin. All those wasted JenLaw faps I transfer to her.

Posted by: RI Red - now in a para-social relationship at September 19, 2017 10:57 PM (+WXeq)

275 Yanno, it just wouldn't be Current Year Star Wars if they didn't cast Leslie Jones to play Mara Jade in the coming movies.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 19, 2017 10:57 PM (6FqZa)

276 I think many many people were so afraid of the Clintons for so long that they can't get it through their heads that Hillary! is now meaningless. Like an abusive ex who dies, they don't grasp it yet. A lot of others that were never on the inside still take their cues from the ones they think are politically smart like Tapper and Acosta or Nora but are actually washed up hacks themselves. There will be a crisis for the Dems in 2018.

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at September 19, 2017 11:00 PM (74KUk)

277 It wouldn't surprise me if they ridicule her behind her back.

In the book "Shattered", when the campaign went poorly she would
berate and yell at THEM for not doing a better job of getting HER
message across to the public. Sometimes both she and Bill would yell at
them.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 19, 2017 10:54 PM (+lVUW)


Part of it is probably finding SOMETHING to distract her from screaming at and assaulting the paid staff.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 19, 2017 11:01 PM (Gv+zt)

278 FAB gets face time everywhere in support of her shitshow book and Diazepam Dude is nowhere to be seen. That's gratitude for ya.

Posted by: kallisto at September 19, 2017 11:02 PM (7l5V0)

279 *There will be a crisis for the Dems uniparty in 2018.
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at September 19, 2017 11:00 PM *

Ok. I may have had a beer or two, tonight.

Posted by: tbodie at September 19, 2017 11:02 PM (rXkis)

280 >>Sometimes both she and Bill would yell at
them


Hillary : "Why didn't you come to me like a fucking man and tell me I wasn't up by 50 Points!!?!?"

Bill : "Hold Still -
"...and somebody get her some ice, she's gonna need it."

Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2017 11:03 PM (F6PuK)

281 Pancake Girl must spend alot on air-conditioning.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 19, 2017 11:04 PM (mJ8mX)

282 Helena in Wicked Game is something as well.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 19, 2017 11:04 PM (PUmDY)

283 Mmm. Pancakes.

Posted by: homer simpson at September 19, 2017 11:04 PM (mJ8mX)

284 The kitchen face-plant reminds me of the segment of Ab Fab where Patsy set the kitchen on fire, 30 sec. video: http://tinyurl.com/ydzapm7g

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 19, 2017 11:05 PM (9tO1t)

285 The rumor is that Bill needed the ice since he was the one who had to go try and calm her down.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 19, 2017 11:05 PM (Gv+zt)

286 >>> And fake syrup please; that real Vermont shit ain't got no taste.

That's the crap they sell to flatlanders.

The darker the better. Look for Grade B, if you can get it.

Posted by: fluffy at September 19, 2017 11:08 PM (U0v/A)

287 howdy all!

Posted by: Tickled Pink at September 19, 2017 11:08 PM (smD62)

288 Looks like the left is already starting to eat itself from the Gawker Network:

http://bit.ly/2fzFx3T

Appearantly, being a straight black man is just as bad as being a straight white man if other black people are women or gay.


Posted by: Dr.Mr.Badman at September 19, 2017 11:09 PM (al2Cf)

289 287 howdy all!
Posted by: Tickled Pink at September 19, 2017 11:08 PM (smD62)

Hello TP, how are you doing?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 19, 2017 11:09 PM (rb1zT)

290 How do you get a job like that?
Get a job as a graphic artist at a mainstream catalogue store, ad agency, or the like and you'll get alot of work airbrushing out camel toe, slips etc. A brother's friend worked for IIRC Sears Canada a long time ago.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 19, 2017 11:10 PM (mJ8mX)

291 Why is Gawker still here?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 19, 2017 11:10 PM (6FqZa)

292 *howdy all!
Posted by: Tickled Pink at September 19, 2017 11:08 PM (smD62)*

You can't say that without opining about pancakes.

New rule in the AoSHQ Style Guide.

Posted by: tbodie at September 19, 2017 11:10 PM (rXkis)

293 Not for everyone but I really like buckwheat pancakes, made with buttermilk. The way I make them is closer to a crepe. Just substitute buckwheat flour for regular flour or do half and half. The rest of the recipe is the same.

They are supposed to be somewhat healthier but I eat them for the taste.

NO PEANUT BUTTER!

They also go great with crispy bacon and/or GOOD sausage patties.

Posted by the increasingly hungry pancake person who is now counting the hours to breakfast.

Posted by: JTB at September 19, 2017 11:10 PM (V+03K)

294 Tickets, money, passport! Funny as shit sometimes.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 19, 2017 11:11 PM (PUmDY)

295 Gawker affiliates have been eating one another for awhile now. Always fun to read the comments for a Jezebel article when it's crossposted on Jalopnik.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 19, 2017 11:12 PM (3Vlkn)

296 I have had the Andrews Sisters 'Bei mir bist du shoen' stuck in my head all day.

You know your music tastes are odd when you are taking a trip with your Dad and when you change the channel to 40s of 4 he says: "My parents listened to this kind of music."

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 19, 2017 11:12 PM (rb1zT)

297 JTB gets it.

Posted by: tbodie at September 19, 2017 11:13 PM (rXkis)

298 Posted by the increasingly hungry pancake person who is now counting the hours to breakfast.
Posted by: JTB at September 19, 2017 11:10 PM (V+03K)

Now you're talkin'..... buttermilk does make a difference.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 19, 2017 11:14 PM (pBIv+)

299 @289

Alright....exhausted. Every night, I have so much to do and so much hope to get it done. Then...the sleepies take over.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at September 19, 2017 11:15 PM (smD62)

300 >> How do you get a job like that?


How do you get a girl like that?

I could be wrong, but she doesn't appear to be talking.

Do you know how rare that is?

Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2017 11:15 PM (F6PuK)

301 a weekend ago I had cornbread pancakes topped with blueberry jam, pulled pork and green onion.

it was meh.

Posted by: booknlass at September 19, 2017 11:15 PM (SBgDf)

302 Damn you Trump! I finally started losing weight, but the sight of those hot, moist, buttery, mapley flapjacks sent me on another pancake bender.

Posted by: Barbara Streisand at September 19, 2017 11:15 PM (3JQ/p)

303 Hey everybody.

My 12-year-old niece loves pancakes.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 19, 2017 11:16 PM (eMKNe)

304 In a Maoist pantsuit, Pancake Girl looks just as hot as me.

You'll see. In 2020 when the uniforms are issued.

Posted by: Hillary! at September 19, 2017 11:16 PM (H0quv)

305 296. 'Please let me explain......'

My grandparents had that album. They thought it was the funniest thing.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 11:16 PM (fA1SL)

306 Am I the only one who doesn't like pancakes?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 19, 2017 11:16 PM (IqV8l)

307 Pro Tip : Lindt Swedish Pancake Mix

Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2017 11:17 PM (F6PuK)

308 299 @289

Alright....exhausted. Every night, I have so much to do and so much hope to get it done. Then...the sleepies take over.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at September 19, 2017 11:15 PM (smD62)

It does have a tendency to happen. Being busy and sleepy both.

It's almost like they are connected!!!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 19, 2017 11:17 PM (rb1zT)

309 *a weekend ago I had cornbread pancakes topped with blueberry jam, pulled pork and green onion.

it was meh.[/b9
Posted by: booknlass at September 19, 2017 11:15 PM (SBgDf)*

Not the ending I expected.

Posted by: tbodie at September 19, 2017 11:17 PM (rXkis)

310 Close tags ftw.

Posted by: tbodie at September 19, 2017 11:17 PM (rXkis)

311 Got them can't-go-to-GNAMM blues
don't know what to do
I got a little bit o' money
But I ain't got no honey
I wanna play 21
But my schedule ain't no fun
Got them can't-go-to-GNAMM blues
don't know what to do

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 19, 2017 11:18 PM (eMKNe)

312 293
Not for everyone but I really like buckwheat pancakes, made with
buttermilk. The way I make them is closer to a crepe. Just substitute
buckwheat flour for regular flour or do half and half. The rest of the
recipe is the same.



They are supposed to be somewhat healthier but I eat them for the taste.



NO PEANUT BUTTER!



They also go great with crispy bacon and/or GOOD sausage patties.



Posted by the increasingly hungry pancake person who is now counting the hours to breakfast.

Posted by: JTB at September 19, 2017 11:10 PM (V+03K)

-------------------------

Mmmm, Galettes.


http://tinyurl.com/y7zsysl8

Posted by: Javems at September 19, 2017 11:18 PM (yOqwj)

313 >>Am I the only one who doesn't like pancakes?


I like them and I hate them.

Nothing leaves you feeling emptier, more quickly than a big pancake breakfast.

The high is great, but coming down off of them is too much.
So, I rarely indulge.

Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2017 11:18 PM (F6PuK)

314 NO CREPES!!

Posted by: Edna at September 19, 2017 11:18 PM (z2W2E)

315 Not the ending I expected.

Nor Pixy, Barrel-Boy...

Posted by: t-bird at September 19, 2017 11:18 PM (H0quv)

316 I don't know if I should go dancing or not. I would get home late tonight if I did, and work is early.

In other news, I think I'm going to sign up for this

https://www.verlocal.com/pages/payment_page?listing_id=18530&hb=t

And this

https://www.verlocal.com/pages/payment_page?listing_id=15889&hb=t

So that should be fun.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 19, 2017 11:18 PM (Tnhbr)

317 don't get between a girl and her
www.memecenter.com/fun/1269771/pancakes

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 19, 2017 11:18 PM (6FqZa)

318 306 Am I the only one who doesn't like pancakes?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 19, 2017 11:16 PM (IqV8l)

I am not the biggest fan. I have to be in the right mood ("Moods are a thing for Cattle and Love Play- not breakfast!")

I much prefer biscuits and gravy. Eggs. Bacon.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 19, 2017 11:19 PM (rb1zT)

319 ha ha, tbodie, they were disappointing!

I guess, as savory as I care pancakes to be is potato pancakes with warm applesauce.

or mom made gingerbread with hot lemon pudding poured over. oh my.

Posted by: booknlass at September 19, 2017 11:19 PM (SBgDf)

320
I much prefer biscuits and gravy. Eggs. Bacon.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 19, 2017 11:19 PM


Yes on every one of those!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 19, 2017 11:20 PM (IqV8l)

321 *Nor Pixy, Barrel-Boy...
Posted by: t-bird at September 19, 2017 11:18 PM (H0quv)*

I knoe, right!?

Posted by: tbodie at September 19, 2017 11:20 PM (rXkis)

322 .[/b9
Oh, no! tbodie sank my battleship!

Posted by: andycanuck at September 19, 2017 11:20 PM (mJ8mX)

323 Bisquick pancakes are in a league of their own.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 19, 2017 11:20 PM (eMKNe)

324 >>In a Maoist pantsuit, Pancake Girl looks just as
>> hot as me.

See the Daily Caller. Melania wore a pantsuit to the UN for Trump's speech. Hot as hell, of course. As she would be in anything.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 19, 2017 11:20 PM (8O3HH)

325 Okay so pancakes...I had cinnamon roll pancakes that I still dream about to this day.

In college, I ate chocolate chip pancakes probably 3-4 times a week.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at September 19, 2017 11:21 PM (smD62)

326 * totally NOT trying to find out who pancake faceplant goddess is. *

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 11:21 PM (fA1SL)

327 Dad pancakes are the best of all time.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 19, 2017 11:21 PM (JO9+V)

328 and here's one for ghost of halleluja
www.pinterest.com/pin/456763587179591866

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 19, 2017 11:21 PM (6FqZa)

329 Posted by: booknlass at September 19, 2017 11:19 PM (SBgDf)

Potato pancakes yummy

Don't forget the bacon

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 19, 2017 11:21 PM (ZTRlp)

330 306; not a big fan either.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 19, 2017 11:21 PM (KP5rU)

331 >>I much prefer biscuits and gravy. Eggs. Bacon.


Man, there is a place here that has the most amazing gravy and the most god-awful biscuits. It's a sin.

Luckily, the counter girl has an exemplary ass. And if you order a double americano, you get to watch her walk back to the counter after she delivers it to your table...


(Funny thing is, there's another place that has amazing biscuits and shitty gravy.)

Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2017 11:22 PM (F6PuK)

332 >> totally NOT trying to find out who pancake
>> faceplant goddess is

When you don't find who she is, how about not letting the rest of us know.

And please, oh, please dear lord, let her have done some "modelling" and "acting" in some educational type videos....

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 19, 2017 11:22 PM (8O3HH)

333
Looks like the left is already starting to eat itself from the Gawker Network:

http://bit.ly/2fzFx3T


I ran that through the universal translator and it still made no sense. Especially the comments.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 19, 2017 11:22 PM (IqV8l)

334 mmmm. pancakes are the source of one of the sweetest innovations in doughnuts: bacon with maple frosting on top.

out in albuquerque, there was a place that served them warm. oh my my my

Posted by: booknlass at September 19, 2017 11:22 PM (SBgDf)

335 *Oh, no! tbodie sank my battleship!
Posted by: andycanuck at September 19, 2017 11:20 PM (mJ8mX)*

Even though I am 29, again, I still like that game.

Posted by: tbodie at September 19, 2017 11:23 PM (rXkis)

336 One other pancake point: the syrup should be warm. Also, if REAL maple syrup is not available (yes, such horrors do happen) warm some honey until it has the consistency of warm syrup and stir in a bit of cinnamon. Much as I love maple syrup, I hate to think of all those bees laboring for nothing.

Posted by the irritatingly helpful and soft-hearted pancake topper.

Posted by: JTB at September 19, 2017 11:23 PM (V+03K)

337 I don't let anything come between me and me pancakes.

Posted by: Brooke Sheilds at September 19, 2017 11:23 PM (JO9+V)

338
I got drunk with the Iron Butterfly drummer in Grand Junction one time.


Posted by: Eromero at September 19, 2017 10:01 PM (zLDYs)

A girl I worked with dated the Iron Butterfly bass player. 2 degrees of separation.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 19, 2017 11:23 PM (Id9+8)

339 Okay so pancakes...I had cinnamon roll pancakes that I still dream about to this day.

===

Get the pop-open cinn rolls and press em in your waffle iron.

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at September 19, 2017 11:24 PM (z2W2E)

340 Another boring night at work.

On the bright side, at this time tomorrow night I will be on my way to Vegas.

Posted by: Country Boy - CenTexMoMee AmbASSador at September 19, 2017 11:25 PM (D2vc1)

341 And please, oh, please dear lord, let her have done some "modelling" and "acting" in some educational type videos....
Posted by: publius


Good news publius. Per IMDB, she's already appeared in:

- "Be Proud Of Your Skin"
- "How To Achieve Maximum Suntan Exposure At The Beach"
- "The Joy Of Lollygagging In Just Your Skimpiest Underwear"

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 19, 2017 11:25 PM (eMKNe)

342 Oh!

Has anyone been to the Pancake Pantry in Nashville?

Their Sugar n Spice Pancakes are amazing. If I had the nerve, I would make an attempt to re-create them.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at September 19, 2017 11:25 PM (smD62)

343 moronette ghost:
monstersoupcomic.com/?comic=chapter-1-page-16

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 19, 2017 11:26 PM (6FqZa)

344 340; have fun. i had no idea this was a pancake homage deal.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 19, 2017 11:26 PM (KP5rU)

345 She is asking for a wet willy.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 19, 2017 11:27 PM (XFue2)

346 *Has anyone been to the Pancake Pantry in Nashville?

Their Sugar n Spice Pancakes are amazing. If I had the nerve, I would make an attempt to re-create them.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at September 19, 2017 11:25 PM (smD62)*

You only say that 'cause you're a girl.

Posted by: tbodie at September 19, 2017 11:28 PM (rXkis)

347 *cracks whip at Counter Girl's exemplary ass*

Watch yourself missy.

Posted by: Cake Girl at September 19, 2017 11:28 PM (6qhvI)

348 So is anybody at GNAMM going to a range where you can bring your own guns? If not, I may not bring mine. Not sure I want to leave my children at home though.

Posted by: Country Boy - CenTexMoMee AmbASSador at September 19, 2017 11:28 PM (D2vc1)

349 Posted by: Tickled Pink at September 19, 2017 11:25 PM (smD62)

Go for it.

Half the fun of being in the kitchen is whipping up new stuff

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 19, 2017 11:28 PM (ZTRlp)

350 I don't get it. Is Cake Girl sexy because she *makes* cakes, or because she's *encased* in cake??

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 19, 2017 11:28 PM (eMKNe)

351 LOL @ "Rocket Man". Trump does know how to troll.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 19, 2017 10:04 PM
_____

Yu won't be raffing when I hit yu with my Sonobi series 2 missires!

Posted by: Kim Jong Uhh at September 19, 2017 11:28 PM (H5knJ)

352 I love pancakes. Mrs Hades makes them out of a box. Philistine!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 19, 2017 11:29 PM (vbvxt)

353 k. nipples meet syrup.

Posted by: Chef at September 19, 2017 11:29 PM (OKuv5)

354 I like pancakes OK. Prefer waffles. Whenever I eat breakfast out, however, I never order pancakes, or waffles, or French toast. It's always an omelet or a scramble or something eggy, sometimes with bacon or sausage if included, but always with potatoes of some sort.

Cooking at home, it's usually Belgian waffles or Dutch pancakes (sounds similar to Swedish pancakes mentioned upthread), passed on from my mom. Slop some butter on 'em, sprinkle with granulated sugar, roll 'em up and eat 'em.

Posted by: Average Guy at September 19, 2017 11:29 PM (LMcFk)

355 Everything is better with bacon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaK9bjLy3v4

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at September 19, 2017 11:30 PM (S6Pax)

356 >> The Joy Of Lollygagging In Just Your Skimpiest
>> Underwear"

That tank top look really gets me going somehow (well, there's a lot of things that get me going -- might be better to just list things that don't get me going).

Basically, a skimpy little tank top like that (in a cold ambient temp, of course) and not much else. Maybe flip flops, or little cute footie sockie thingies, whatever you call 'em.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 19, 2017 11:30 PM (8O3HH)

357 I used to love pancakes and bacon in butter and syrup as dinner when I was a kid. Much better than tuna fish casserole

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 19, 2017 11:31 PM (PUmDY)

358 When I was a kid, it was a big deal to go someplace for breakfast like Country Kitchen, because they had syrups other than maple.

Such as boysenberry, raspberry and strawberry. I liked 'em but always thought the colors made the cakes look strange, especially the strawberry, which looked a bit too much like blood IMHO. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 19, 2017 11:32 PM (eMKNe)

359
Heh, I wonder if they make a ball lollygag?

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 19, 2017 11:32 PM (8O3HH)

360 Good news publius. Per IMDB, she's already appeared in:

- "Be Proud Of Your Skin, Pancake Facials"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 19, 2017 11:32 PM (nBBdT)

361 I don't get it. Is Cake Girl sexy because she *makes* cakes, or because she's *encased* in cake??
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 19, 2017 11:28 PM (eMKNe)


She's an adorable brunette holding a cake that reads, "Happy Diablo III, Ryan".

As a blog we collectively agreed from that one picture that Ryan is a bastard and we all hate him.

Then Cake Girl found out about us. She took it in good stride.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 19, 2017 11:32 PM (Tnhbr)

362 I don't get it. Is Cake Girl sexy because she *makes* cakes, or because she's *encased* in cake??

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 19, 2017 11:28 PM (eMKNe)

Is a cake the only thing you see in her picture?

Posted by: Country Boy - CenTexMoMee AmbASSador at September 19, 2017 11:32 PM (D2vc1)

363 I got drunk with the Iron Butterfly drummer in Grand Junction one time.

Sir I am unfamiliar with this meme.

Posted by: Bourbonchicken at September 19, 2017 11:32 PM (rnAwa)

364 Gingerbread pancakes at the Magnolia Cafe in Austin.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 19, 2017 11:32 PM (89T5c)

365 I eat a lot of breakfasts at 4-5 am during the various seasons (hunt fish) and don't get to eat lunch till...oh, after dinner time.

If I don't have eggs, meat and cheese with at least one starch, I am starving by 2 pm.

If I do, I am fine until 6-7pm (or so).

Pancakes? I am insanely ravenous by 11 am.

Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2017 11:33 PM (F6PuK)

366 what's the worst thing you can say after sex?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 19, 2017 11:33 PM (KP5rU)

367 Silence peasants!

Posted by: Cake Girl at September 19, 2017 11:33 PM (6qhvI)

368 "Heh, I wonder if they make a ball lollygag? "

Worthy of one,

*snort*

Posted by: the guy across the street at September 19, 2017 11:33 PM (sf2BM)

369 >>She is asking for a wet willy.

I'm on it!

Posted by: Bill Clinton at September 19, 2017 11:33 PM (/Nite)

370 Pancakes are better if you cook them in rendered bacon fat like any good Boy Scout knows.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 19, 2017 11:33 PM (3Vlkn)

371 Country Boy: uh, well I, gee... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 19, 2017 11:33 PM (eMKNe)

372 >>>She is asking for a wet willy.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 19, 2017 11:27 PM (XFue2)<<<

I like your thinking.

Posted by: Slick Willy Clinton at September 19, 2017 11:33 PM (PccTh)

373 what's the worst thing you can say after sex?
Posted by: chavez the hugo


"NEXT!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 19, 2017 11:34 PM (eMKNe)

374 366 what's the worst thing you can say after sex?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 19, 2017 11:33 PM (KP5rU)

Don't cash the check until next Friday?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 19, 2017 11:34 PM (ZTRlp)

375 what's the worst thing you can say after sex?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 19, 2017 11:33 PM (KP5rU)

Your mom and/or little sister was better.

Posted by: Country Boy - CenTexMoMee AmbASSador at September 19, 2017 11:34 PM (D2vc1)

376 what's the worst thing you can say after sex?
Posted by: chavez the hugo

" buuuurp"

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at September 19, 2017 11:35 PM (S6Pax)

377 373: awesome.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 19, 2017 11:35 PM (KP5rU)

378 Mike, didn't pick up on that whole title :-)

Colorado Alex, good to hear :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 19, 2017 11:35 PM (eMKNe)

379 "what's the worst thing you can say after sex?"

Thank You???

Posted by: the guy across the street at September 19, 2017 11:35 PM (sf2BM)

380 chavez, thanks

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 19, 2017 11:35 PM (eMKNe)

381 @366

Bro/Sis, Go back to your own room.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at September 19, 2017 11:35 PM (smD62)

382 366- "Are you itchy? I'm itchy."

Posted by: kallisto at September 19, 2017 11:35 PM (n6gcM)

383 366 & 367: lol

Posted by: Average Guy at September 19, 2017 11:36 PM (LMcFk)

384 >>what's the worst thing you can say after sex?


I don't know about worst...

, a slap on the ass and a - 'Now clean yourself up and go make me a Pot Pie' is my standard post coital conversation opener.

Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2017 11:36 PM (F6PuK)

385 >>>Basically, a skimpy little tank top like that (in a
cold ambient temp, of course) and not much else. Maybe flip flops, or
little cute footie sockie thingies, whatever you call 'em.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 19, 2017 11:30 PM (8O3HH)<<<

That's so disgusting...

Socks?! I mean, really?

Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at September 19, 2017 11:37 PM (PccTh)

386 Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2017 11:33 PM (F6PuK)

Ditto. Gotta have meat.

I love a big breakfast, don't get me wrong, but it's gotta be bacon heavy, and plenty o' 'taters.

I don't really like sweet food for breakfast.

I mean, waffles are okay now and then, but not just waffles.

I really love leftover steak or salmon for breakfast, but NOT with eggs.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 19, 2017 11:37 PM (pBIv+)

387 >>what's the worst thing you can say after sex?


For the Just the Punchline Lovers:

"Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes."

Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2017 11:37 PM (F6PuK)

388 Other bad things to say after sex:

"Oh just remembered, my doctor told me I have..."
"Your Yelp reviews made me think it'd be better"
"You do it like my sister does it"

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 19, 2017 11:37 PM (eMKNe)

389 what's the worst thing you can say after sex?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 19, 2017 11:33 PM
_____

Shower at your own place, Shep. This ain't the Y.

Posted by: Sodomy and the Lash at September 19, 2017 11:38 PM (H5knJ)

390 *upon hearing front door slam:* "oh, sounds like Tom's home early!"

Posted by: kallisto at September 19, 2017 11:39 PM (n6gcM)

391 Ditto. Gotta have meat.

I volunteer as tribute!

Posted by: Shep Smith at September 19, 2017 11:39 PM (6qhvI)

392 >>I really love leftover steak or salmon for breakfast, but NOT with eggs.


Oh, that's because you have never had Antelope Steak and Eggs with Bernaise and Crab.

Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2017 11:39 PM (F6PuK)

393 Backs out of ONT......

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 19, 2017 11:39 PM (pBIv+)

394 >> Is Cake Girl sexy because she *makes* cakes, or
>> because she's *encased* in cake?

I accidentally saw one of them educational type videos (it's amazing how this stuff can just spontaneously appear on the screen without any input from the user) about a cake girl, well girls who did both.

It was apparently one girl's birthday and her friend baked her a cake. The poor girl had some kind of eating problem or something. She was spastic and couldn't eat it right, and got the damn cake all over her trying to eat it.

The other girl had to help clean her up.


.................


With her tongue.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 19, 2017 11:39 PM (8O3HH)

395 kallisto: "yup, he just got back from the Gun Club!"
;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 19, 2017 11:39 PM (eMKNe)

396 "got change for a twenty?"

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 19, 2017 11:41 PM (KP5rU)

397 Ditto. Gotta have meat.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 19, 2017 11:37 PM (pBIv+)

Phrasing? You are getting Shep all hot and bothered.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 19, 2017 11:41 PM (rb1zT)

398 publius, those educational flicks from Mexico must be worth every peso ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 19, 2017 11:41 PM (eMKNe)

399 >>Backs out of ONT...


Well, if you are backing out can you at least be 'bouncy' about it?

Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2017 11:42 PM (F6PuK)

400 I had a spoiler grandmother and an underwear grandmother. Spoiler used to let me put extra Pillsbury icing on the Pillsbury cinnamon rolls. She also was easily talked into buying me KISS or whatever crap I wanted. Underwear one made me go to the library and always consulted with my parents about everything. She was very miserly.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 19, 2017 11:42 PM (PUmDY)

401 393: WHY??

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 19, 2017 11:42 PM (KP5rU)

402 "oh,______" when his or her name isn't _______

Posted by: booknlass at September 19, 2017 11:42 PM (SBgDf)

403 395- gimme two steps Mister

Posted by: kallisto at September 19, 2017 11:43 PM (n6gcM)

404 >>Backs out of ONT...


Well, if you are backing out can you at least be 'bouncy' about it?


I am still owed after all...

Posted by: Election Night Thread at September 19, 2017 11:43 PM (6qhvI)

405 I had a spoiler grandmother, but what the hell is an underwear grandmother?

Posted by: Country Boy - CenTexMoMee AmbASSador at September 19, 2017 11:43 PM (D2vc1)

406 >>Socks?! I mean, really?
Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at September 19, 2017 11:37 PM (PccTh)

Hah. If I were drinking scotch, I would've spit it out on the screen.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 19, 2017 11:43 PM (8O3HH)

407 >>what's the worst thing you can say after sex?
------------

zzzzzzzzzz...

Posted by: They say at September 19, 2017 11:43 PM (7Cr6v)

408 Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2017 11:39 PM (F6PuK)

No, and I won't never!

I do not eat sea insects.

I would eat your eggs in Bernaise.

But I'd eat my steak first!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 19, 2017 11:44 PM (pBIv+)

409 >>what's the worst thing you can say after sex?

It's gonna be an early night?

Posted by: Will Bynn at September 19, 2017 11:44 PM (6qhvI)

410 "... after sex?"

And.... CUT!

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 19, 2017 11:44 PM (6FqZa)

411 Worst thing to say after sex:

"Sorry."

Posted by: Quick Draw McCullough at September 19, 2017 11:45 PM (qYCgM)

412 *country tune*-"that's my house, that's my dog, that ain't my truck"

Posted by: kallisto at September 19, 2017 11:45 PM (n6gcM)

413 >>I do not eat sea insects.


They are forbidden because they are delicious.

Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2017 11:45 PM (F6PuK)

414 >>what's the worst thing you can say after sex?

oops. sorry.

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at September 19, 2017 11:46 PM (z2W2E)

415 Christmas was a 6 pack of underwear

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 19, 2017 11:46 PM (PUmDY)

416 I am still owed after all...
Posted by: Election Night Thread at September 19, 2017 11:43 PM (6qhvI)


Parts of me ARE bouncy, but you had more than your share of fun in the Morning After thread, when Dack Thrombosis was slapping all the Leftists around with his fully erect cock.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 19, 2017 11:47 PM (pBIv+)

417 *>>what's the worst thing you can say after sex?

It's gonna be an early night?
Posted by: Will Bynn at September 19, 2017 11:44 PM (6qhvI)*

Ok, this one made me laugh.

Posted by: tbodie at September 19, 2017 11:47 PM (rXkis)

418 98 Just finished watching the last season of Farscape and the movie they made by popular demand. The actress Claudia Black is the definition of an unconventional beauty. I need to see how's she aged since Farscape was 2003.

The last couple of seasons of Stargate: SG1 and Stargate Atlantis turned into a gathering of actors from cancelled SciFi shows, Farscape and Firefly.

Posted by: Fox2! at September 19, 2017 11:47 PM (brIR5)

419 >>> what the hell is an underwear grandmother?

Gives you underwear for your birthday, I suspect.

Posted by: fluffy at September 19, 2017 11:47 PM (U0v/A)

420 Latkes with apple sauce.

It makes my hungry just thinking about it. Nom.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 19, 2017 11:47 PM (Gv+zt)

421 >>what's the worst thing you can say after sex?

*laughter*

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at September 19, 2017 11:48 PM (z2W2E)

422 >>what's the worst thing you can say after sex?



First!

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 19, 2017 11:48 PM (JO9+V)

423 Worst thing to say after sex:


Did I do that?

Posted by: Steve Urkel at September 19, 2017 11:48 PM (PccTh)

424 >> publius, those educational flicks from Mexico

Yanet Garcia's Twitter feed is free. Don't tell her, but she could probably get away with charging for it.

Another good food item premise is the watermelon rubber band thing.

You get the gals to see how many rubber bands that can put on a watermelon before it explodes. All over 'em. That gives a fun clean-up opportunity.

Boy, I'm just proud of how intellectual my artistic tastes are.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 19, 2017 11:48 PM (8O3HH)

425 They are forbidden because they are delicious.
Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2017 11:45 PM (F6PuK)

Blech, it has nothing to do with religion, I just cannot stand the pissy taste of sea insects. Gross, gross, gross.

I love fish, but you can keep all the sea bugs.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 19, 2017 11:49 PM (pBIv+)

426 >>>>what's the worst thing you can say after sex?

Hand me your dress so I can wipe off.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at September 19, 2017 11:49 PM (/Nite)

427 a dear friend once showed up at my house and made for me banana crepes with chocolate sauce and whipped cream.

later she had a little room built in her house just for breakfast, where she would entertain in a cozy glass on three sides nook overlooking her amazing garden. on the menu, waffles!

Posted by: booknlass at September 19, 2017 11:50 PM (SBgDf)

428 375 what's the worst thing you can say after sex?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 19, 2017 11:33 PM (KP5rU)

Your mom and/or little sister was better.

Posted by: Country Boy - CenTexMoMee AmbASSador at September 19, 2017 11:34 PM (D2vc1)



https://youtu.be/NYWalQCkXOI

Posted by: buzzion at September 19, 2017 11:50 PM (cAnNx)

429 >>what's the worst thing you can say after sex?

Man, that booger just flew out, didn't it? Didja see that? Where'd it go, anyway?

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at September 19, 2017 11:51 PM (z2W2E)

430 >>what's the worst thing you can say after sex?

As Bill Clinton would say "better put ice on that"

Posted by: Chilling the most at September 19, 2017 11:52 PM (9Ej78)

431 366 what's the worst thing you can say after sex?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 19, 2017 11:33 PM (KP5rU)

---

That's it??

Posted by: smfh at September 19, 2017 11:52 PM (s5Kql)

432 >>what's the worst thing you can say after sex?

"Thanks, Mom"

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 19, 2017 11:53 PM (eMKNe)

433 "look- Underwear Grandmom's on deck"

Posted by: kallisto at September 19, 2017 11:53 PM (n6gcM)

434 >what's the worst thing you can say after sex?

Was it in ?

Posted by: Sheps the real rocketman at September 19, 2017 11:53 PM (vRMso)

435 >>what's the worst thing you can say after sex?



You've been skipping your Kegels, haven't you?

Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2017 11:53 PM (F6PuK)

436
A couple broiled lobster tails with lemon butter and a big ol' chunk of blood rare cow is pretty hard to beat.

Posted by: irongrampa at September 19, 2017 11:53 PM (S/hVx)

437 Well, since I have not had sex tonight, no shame in saying: I'm outta here."

Nite, all.

Posted by: tbodie at September 19, 2017 11:53 PM (rXkis)

438 425; Tammy, check out the cool waters band. they are a bar band. really good.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 19, 2017 11:54 PM (KP5rU)

439 I love fish, but you can keep all the sea bugs.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 19, 2017 11:49 PM (pBIv+)


I love taking my girlfriend out for crab. She will sit there and eat with that charming, "no, I really shouldn't . . . may I have another couple of pounds please?" look on her face.

She weighs all of 115 pounds too. I can't figure out where she puts it all.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 19, 2017 11:54 PM (Gv+zt)

440 You've been skipping your Kegels, haven't you?
Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2017 11:53 PM (F6PuK)

---

Figures your needle-dicked ass would think that.

Posted by: smfh at September 19, 2017 11:54 PM (s5Kql)

441 Booknlass, what? Had a room built for breakfast? Did they add it on?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 19, 2017 11:55 PM (PUmDY)

442
Worst thing to say after sex:

I meant to do that!

Posted by: Pee Wee Herman at September 19, 2017 11:55 PM (IqV8l)

443 More Gawker madness from today; two articles:

"5 Ways Trump's UN Speech Proves He's the World's White-Supremacist-in-Chief"

"Group Of 45 Magnum, P.I.s Kicked Out Of Tigers Game For Alleged Catcalling"

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 19, 2017 11:56 PM (3Vlkn)

444 Better get going my wife will be home soon.

Posted by: buzzion at September 19, 2017 11:56 PM (cAnNx)

445 ...what's the worst thing you can say after sex?


BAAAA!

Posted by: Achmed's Goat at September 19, 2017 11:57 PM (MGCfm)

446 One of these days, Pixy is gonna automatically replace curly quotes with straight quote, rather than throwing red text error message back in my face.

*dares to dream*

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 19, 2017 11:58 PM (3Vlkn)

447 Y'all hush about your sweet grandmas; she probably couldn't afford anything else, and just wanted to be able to give you something.

My maternal g-grandma used to give us all a card, with a little outing of some sort in it "Good for one trip to Tallulah Gorge with just Grandma"

I have 81 first cousins on that side, so it was no mean feat.

I got to go to Atlanta with her one time, just me and I was walkin' in pretty high cotton that day, yes I was.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 19, 2017 11:58 PM (pBIv+)

448 yes, Cos charlie, her husband was a big wig at John Deere, and he spoiled her something wonderful.

it was off the kitchen, and all glass but was designed to be cozy, with a little pot-bellied stove, and a dining table. a breakfast nook extraordinaire!

plus she was really really into breakfast.

Posted by: booknlass at September 19, 2017 11:58 PM (SBgDf)

449 You know they say its a great face moisturizer.

Posted by: buzzion at September 19, 2017 11:59 PM (cAnNx)

450 >>what's the worst thing you can say after sex?

Igor! She MOVED! She's alive! ALIVE!

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at September 20, 2017 12:00 AM (z2W2E)

451 Posted by: booknlass at September 19, 2017 11:50 PM (SBgDf)

Heavenly!!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 20, 2017 12:00 AM (pBIv+)

452 Igor! She MOVED! She's alive! ALIVE!

I need to try this line.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 20, 2017 12:01 AM (6FqZa)

453 "So could you tell that I used to be a man?"

Posted by: buzzion at September 20, 2017 12:01 AM (cAnNx)

454 Figures your needle-dicked ass would think that.

Posted by: smfh at September 19, 2017 11:54 PM (s5Kql)


BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 20, 2017 12:01 AM (vbvxt)

455 I miss Heavy D.

Posted by: smfh at September 20, 2017 12:01 AM (s5Kql)

456
I was walkin' in pretty high cotton that day, yes I was.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 19, 2017 11:58 PM


BLM will be after you.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 20, 2017 12:02 AM (IqV8l)

457 >> You know they say its a great face moisturizer.

I try that too, but it doesn't work. Also, also kinds of stuff about protein treatment and all that horseshit.

But they still won't do it and threaten to call the cops and all that crap. Just plain mean.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 20, 2017 12:02 AM (8O3HH)

458 what's the worst thing you can say after sex?

Ass, gas, or grass. Nobody rides for free.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 20, 2017 12:02 AM (tbOMB)

459 A breakfast room, a morning room, many people have had such wonders.

I'd want mine to face east, for the dawn.

And all the lovely morning sunlight would make it easier on the maid, when she came to tidy up.


Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 20, 2017 12:02 AM (pBIv+)

460 BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 20, 2017 12:01 AM (vbvxt)

---

*bows*

Posted by: smfh at September 20, 2017 12:03 AM (s5Kql)

461 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 20, 2017 12:02 AM (IqV8l)

Oh, I wish.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 20, 2017 12:03 AM (pBIv+)

462 Tammy, the memory of those morning times with her had faded until the ONT elicited them from my mind.

My beloved friend's been gone as long as Princess Diana. cancer took her very young.

Posted by: booknlass at September 20, 2017 12:03 AM (SBgDf)

463 Who's Heavy D, baby girl?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 20, 2017 12:04 AM (pBIv+)

464 Anytime I go out of town for weekend, I look for best brunches. Usually seeing a show at night.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 20, 2017 12:04 AM (PUmDY)

465 garrett,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJEbfeG2oAE

Posted by: smfh at September 20, 2017 12:04 AM (s5Kql)

466 "So could you tell that I used to be a man?"

*knucks*

Posted by: Christy Cillizza at September 20, 2017 12:05 AM (6qhvI)

467 Posted by: booknlass at September 20, 2017 12:03 AM (SBgDf)

Oh that's horrible, I'm so sorry!

But so glad that her man spoiled her good.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 20, 2017 12:05 AM (pBIv+)

468 would you believe that the M4BL (aka BLM) took over a Trump rally and... started making sense?
tinyurl.com/yb3bpmgn

Add that the freakin' clown posse came to DC last weekend and made even more sense.

It's the end of the world I tell you.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 20, 2017 12:05 AM (6FqZa)

469 I told a girlfiend that, "I don't need a towel, I can wipe my dick on the curtains like a gentleman" and she was deeply offended told me I was not touching her curtains until she realized I was joking. Then she laughed.

I regret she broke up with me, she had a sense of humor.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 20, 2017 12:06 AM (Gv+zt)

470 Tammy,

Heavy D was one of the rare rappers that loved the ladies, and had mad respect for us fairer sex.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJEbfeG2oAE

Posted by: smfh at September 20, 2017 12:06 AM (s5Kql)

471 Worst thing to say after sex:

Sorry I woke you.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at September 20, 2017 12:06 AM (PccTh)

472 I think I still have some Heavy D cassettes!

Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2017 12:07 AM (F6PuK)

473 "Toby and the Peanut Butter was better"

Posted by: buzzion at September 20, 2017 12:07 AM (cAnNx)

474 lol garrett,

I loved him.

RIP.

Posted by: smfh at September 20, 2017 12:07 AM (s5Kql)

475 She'd had a hard childhood, but her married life seemed perfect.

heck, no wonder I get so bummed out. all of my best friends have gone on already...and me only 29!

Posted by: booknlass at September 20, 2017 12:08 AM (SBgDf)

476 Time for the old folk. Doctor tomorrow to check progress on the eyes, rumor has it he may let me start drivin. I bloody hope.

Just remember, it is the most exceptional country on the planet, populated by an extraordinary people, led by an extraordinary man. Of that there is no doubt.

Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.

Posted by: irongrampa at September 20, 2017 12:08 AM (S/hVx)

477 Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.


Posted by: irongrampa at September 20, 2017 12:08 AM (S/hVx)


Good night IG.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 20, 2017 12:09 AM (vbvxt)

478 436 ... irongrampa gets it. The only thing missing is appropriately crispy hash browns or properly buttered Texas toast. Gotta have something to sop up the butter from the lobster tails and juice from the steak.

Posted by: JTB at September 20, 2017 12:09 AM (V+03K)

479 goodnight, IG!

i'll follow soon.

Posted by: booknlass at September 20, 2017 12:09 AM (SBgDf)

480 I get it, I am being messed with. Har de Har, hope y'all had fun.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 20, 2017 12:09 AM (PUmDY)

481 Worst thing to say after sex:


My sammich isn't going to make itself

**followed by a smack on the ass**

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at September 20, 2017 12:10 AM (PccTh)

482 Sadly, no Heavy D and the Boyz on vinyl...

though, I do have a recent reissue of the first Digital Underground LP I need to spin.

Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2017 12:10 AM (F6PuK)

483 My sammich isn't going to make itself

**followed by a smack on the ass**
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at September 20, 2017 12:10 AM (PccTh)

---

Thus followed by a 3-5 round burst.

"Get it yourself."

Posted by: smfh at September 20, 2017 12:12 AM (s5Kql)

484
On the Perry Mason episode playing on MeTV, I saw this actress. Distinct voice, southern accent and real. I've see her before. Looked her up.

Joanna Moore. She was married to Ryan O'Neal and is the mother of Tatum. Did not know that.

Anyway, she got addicted to drugs and alcohol after the breakup with O'Neal. Tragic and died of cancer.

Ryan O'Neal was something of a dick, wasn't he?

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 20, 2017 12:12 AM (8O3HH)

485 Worst Best thing to say after sex:


My sammich isn't going to make itself

**followed by a smack on the ass**
Posted by: an indifferent penguin


The Paolo. He fixes that for you.

Posted by: The Paolo at September 20, 2017 12:13 AM (6qhvI)

486 483: smfh, that's how it would be at my house. i aint stupid.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 20, 2017 12:13 AM (KP5rU)

487 LOL chavez!

Posted by: smfh at September 20, 2017 12:14 AM (s5Kql)

488 Good night, everyone. If I don't get to sleep soon I'll make something to eat. Really enjoyed the culinary conversation. See folks on the art thread.

Posted by: JTB at September 20, 2017 12:15 AM (V+03K)

489 Niters JTB.

Posted by: smfh at September 20, 2017 12:15 AM (s5Kql)

490 Posted by: smfh at September 20, 2017 12:06 AM (s5Kql)

What happened to him, he looks young!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 20, 2017 12:16 AM (pBIv+)

491 Heart disease and/or diabetes.

Posted by: smfh at September 20, 2017 12:17 AM (s5Kql)

492 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpY_ElM4CYk

Posted by: smfh at September 20, 2017 12:18 AM (s5Kql)

493 What's wrong with Magnum PI?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2017 12:18 AM (rb1zT)

494 "I was saddened to see how bad the ratings were on the Emmys
last night - the worst ever. Smartest people of them all are
the "DEPLORABLES."

Oh yes.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 20, 2017 12:18 AM (QDnY+)

495 DJT schlonged those Hollywood trash but good.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 20, 2017 12:19 AM (6FqZa)

496 487; smfh, sorry to hear about your accident. asshole drivers suck. too many today. my next vehicle will be an f-350 ford diesel dually. then, i can roll coal on all the dumbfucks. lift kit will be a must.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 20, 2017 12:19 AM (KP5rU)

497 493 What's wrong with Magnum PI?

he ate pizza with pineapple on it

Posted by: navycopmothafingjoe at September 20, 2017 12:20 AM (RgmpP)

498
Joanna Moore. She was married to Ryan O'Neal and is the mother of Tatum. Did not know that.

She did a lot of TV back in the 60's. Didn't know about the O'Neal connection.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 20, 2017 12:20 AM (IqV8l)

499 How come I don't get no lovin'? No mixing up flour and baking powder, just dredge stale, dry bread (important) in an egg/milk mixture w/ vanilla. Dust a little cinnamon and nutmeg. Butter. Maple syrup. SFG.

Posted by: French Toast at September 20, 2017 12:21 AM (2GOKi)

500 Worst thing to say after sex:

sorry, I thought you were your grandson

Posted by: navycopmothafingjoe at September 20, 2017 12:22 AM (RgmpP)

501 he ate pizza with pineapple on it

Posted by: navycopmothafingjoe at September 20, 2017 12:20 AM (RgmpP)



Good to see you shipmate.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 20, 2017 12:23 AM (vbvxt)

502 I want to remind everyone the Brattleboro Fall Fart-Tubing festival is com___ up soon. There will floots and clowns in the pourade and one lucking person will win a autograph picture of Micheal Obamo !!! All proseedes will be donated to Presdent Obama to help stop Globul Warming /////////

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro at September 20, 2017 12:23 AM (WmgTn)

503 Worst thing to say after sex:

sorry, I thought you were your grandson
Posted by: navycopmothafingjoe


So I guess that means I'm closed for the night...

Posted by: The Internet at September 20, 2017 12:23 AM (6qhvI)

504 Go to bed Mary, you've had enough. Take the aspirin first.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 20, 2017 12:25 AM (vbvxt)

505 504; let her go. she's just getting warmed up.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 20, 2017 12:25 AM (KP5rU)

506 Night Grampa

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 20, 2017 12:26 AM (nWc4E)

507 503; that should do it.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 20, 2017 12:27 AM (KP5rU)

508 Sorry Hillary I didn't know it was you.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at September 20, 2017 12:28 AM (cAnNx)

509 Mary's enjoying the ripple again.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 20, 2017 12:29 AM (eMKNe)

510 Mary is the lamest sock in the history of this site.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 20, 2017 12:30 AM (6FqZa)

511 >> Mary's enjoying the ripple again.

That woman's uglier than Esther.

Posted by: Fred Sanford at September 20, 2017 12:31 AM (8O3HH)

512 adios all. be well.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 20, 2017 12:31 AM (KP5rU)

513 I actually think it's a real leftist from Brattleboro impersonating a conservative's parody of a Brattleboro inhabitant.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 20, 2017 12:31 AM (6FqZa)

514 Wheels within wheels, man.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 20, 2017 12:32 AM (6FqZa)

515 501 hola gge
hope all is well with you

Posted by: navycopmothafingjoe at September 20, 2017 12:32 AM (RgmpP)

516 510 Mary is the lamest sock in the history of this site.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 20, 2017 12:30 AM (6FqZa)

She is kind of an institution now.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2017 12:32 AM (rb1zT)

517 She is kind of an institution now.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2017 12:32 AM (rb1zT)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE SHE BELONGS IN AN INSTITUTION!

Posted by: Ben Rothelisburger at September 20, 2017 12:33 AM (rb1zT)

518 yeah, 'institution' is definitely a word i'd associate with those posts

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 20, 2017 12:33 AM (6FqZa)

519 thanks Ben, wish you'd waited a millisecond later

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 20, 2017 12:34 AM (6FqZa)

520 BTH, that would require your standard crusading leftist to have a sense of humor. I am not sure that computes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2017 12:34 AM (rb1zT)

521 "Mary is the lamest sock in the history of this site."

Nah, IMO that would be Dorcus Blimline. Mary's brother I think.

Posted by: the guy across the street at September 20, 2017 12:35 AM (sf2BM)

522
I actually think it's a real leftist from Brattleboro impersonating a conservative's parody of a Brattleboro inhabitant.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 20, 2017 12:31 AM


Wasn't Colbert supposed to be something like that?
Or was he supposed to be a man pretending to be a woman pretending to be a man?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 20, 2017 12:35 AM (IqV8l)

523 Ok. First of all, Magnum PI took place in the island Kingdom of Hawaii. Their ways are not our ways. You should just be happy he did not put Teriyaki Spam on pizza. Second, pineapple and pepperoni (with Tabasco Sauce) is a damned fine dining.

Posted by: Tom Selleck's Angry Mustache, Free Rides Available at September 20, 2017 12:38 AM (H5knJ)

524 I'm off to bed. Big day tomorrow before blasting off to Vegas tomorrow night.

Nite all.

Posted by: Country Boy - CenTexMoMee AmbASSador at September 20, 2017 12:39 AM (Jcg9Q)

525 523:

You are a philistine, sir.

Posted by: Higgins at September 20, 2017 12:39 AM (8O3HH)

526 I tried spam again for the first time in around 20 years not that long ago.

Yep. Another 20 will be just fine.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2017 12:41 AM (rb1zT)

527 Full cut, so drum solo...sweet. Flashbacks.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 20, 2017 12:41 AM (dCikz)

528 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5OqkD2OG-o

Posted by: smfh at September 20, 2017 12:47 AM (s5Kql)

529 You should just be happy he did not put Teriyaki Spam on pizza
--

there is teriyaki spam?

Posted by: shibumi at September 20, 2017 12:48 AM (aT+Bx)

530 there is teriyaki spam?
Posted by: shibumi at September 20, 2017 12:48 AM (aT+Bx)

Oh...child...

Posted by: Pancake Fucker at September 20, 2017 12:49 AM (t3kPl)

531 I send spam every day! I make good living!

Posted by: Teri Yaki at September 20, 2017 12:49 AM (eMKNe)

532 >>>Mary is the lamest sock in the history of this site.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 20, 2017 12:30 AM (6FqZa)<<<




Susan Olivia Cuthbert-Klein

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at September 20, 2017 12:50 AM (PccTh)

533 One of my dogs lost a lot of weight due to cancer. After his surgery, we used Spam (and Mac & Cheese) to fatten him back up. I wanted to fry some of it up for myself, but wife said no dice. No question that it's low rent, but I still like it.

Posted by: Curmudgeonly Ex-Clerk at September 20, 2017 12:50 AM (H5knJ)

534 Another boring night at work.

On the bright side, at this time tomorrow night I will be on my way to Vegas.

Posted by: Country Boy - CenTexMoMee AmbASSador at September 19, 2017 11:25 PM (D2vc1)

Well, I got on the road, late, at 7:20 P.M. Figured I would at least make it to Great Falls. So I get an hour south, and realized I didn't have the dog's vaccination record in the truck with us. Never been asked for them (at the border) on any previous trip, but always carried them. So I drive on to Strathmore, asking myself, "take a chance on it, or no?" "No" won out. I could be back home in an hour, but I was still at least 3 hours from the border. Should I be turned back, it would be a long-ass drive home from there. And there were a couple of other things I remembered I should have loaded. Not deal-breakers, but nice to have.

And then one of the mufflers on the 'burb blew out on the trip home. Depending on what blew out, it could be an easy fix, or not. But too loud to drive it that way for 1500 miles. I have some mufflers and pipe on hand here.

So I will get up early in the morning, locate the dog's papers, load the other overlooked stuff, and see if I can fix the muffler. And hopefully be on the road before noon.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2017 12:50 AM (EkNES)

535
Green eggs and spam, my favorite.

Monty Python's Spam classic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE

I don't like Spam!

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 20, 2017 12:51 AM (8O3HH)

536 there is teriyaki spam?
Posted by: shibumi at September 20, 2017 12:48 AM
_____

Yep. Comes in all sorts of "flavors."
http://www.spam.com/varieties

Posted by: Curmudgeonly Ex-Clerk at September 20, 2017 12:52 AM (H5knJ)

537 I don't like Spam!
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 20, 2017 12:51 AM (8O3HH)

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I do!

Spam musubi.

Spam, eggs, and rice...

Posted by: smfh at September 20, 2017 12:54 AM (s5Kql)

538 536 there is teriyaki spam?
Posted by: shibumi at September 20, 2017 12:48 AM

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Oh fuck yeah.

Plus you can make your own with Spam and Teriyaki sauce.

Posted by: smfh at September 20, 2017 12:55 AM (s5Kql)

539 >>>I don't like Spam!

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 20, 2017 12:51 AM (8O3HH)<<<

You get used to it.



Posted by: Sonobi at September 20, 2017 12:56 AM (PccTh)

540
Actually, I was just quoting whats-his-name from that Python sketch. I like Spam myself pretty well.

Spam always does better during economic downturns. I remember reading that back after the Crash of '08, the Spam factory (Hormel, I think) was going overtime.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 20, 2017 12:56 AM (8O3HH)

541 I grew up in Hawai'i.

Fuck y'all.

Posted by: smfh at September 20, 2017 12:56 AM (s5Kql)

542 There are almost as many spam flavors as there are genders.

Posted by: SJWs at September 20, 2017 12:57 AM (PccTh)

543 542 There are almost as many spam flavors as there are genders.
Posted by: SJWs at September 20, 2017 12:57 AM (PccTh)

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Except that most folks will admit liking Spam.

Posted by: smfh at September 20, 2017 12:59 AM (s5Kql)

544 So many flavors of Spam that one or two might actually be pork.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 20, 2017 01:01 AM (3Vlkn)

545
I got a can of jalepeno Spam not too long ago.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 20, 2017 01:02 AM (8O3HH)

546 I don't think I've ever had spam. And I think that when I was in school and they had the "ham patty" sandwich, I think I had that once and made sure to always pack a lunch when it was on the menu after that.

Posted by: buzzion at September 20, 2017 01:04 AM (cAnNx)

547 Spam, spam, spam, spam.
Spam, spam, spam, spam.
Spam, spam, spam, spam,

Woooonderful Spam!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2017 01:05 AM (EkNES)

548 Ham patty might be closer to scrapple than Spam.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 20, 2017 01:05 AM (3Vlkn)

549 Avoid the cow patties.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2017 01:06 AM (EkNES)

550 >>>Except that most folks will admit liking Spam.

Posted by: smfh at September 20, 2017 12:59 AM (s5Kql)<<<

The, uh, stuff that dreams are made of.

Posted by: Spam Sade at September 20, 2017 01:07 AM (PccTh)

551 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yf_Lwe6p-Cg

Posted by: smfh at September 20, 2017 01:08 AM (s5Kql)

552
548 Ham patty might be closer to scrapple than Spam.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 20, 2017 01:05 AM (3Vlkn)



Nope. It was definitely spam-like.

Posted by: buzzion at September 20, 2017 01:08 AM (cAnNx)

553 >>>Avoid the cow patties.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2017 01:06 AM (EkNES)<<<

And the Peppermint Patty.

Or I'll cut a bitch, sir.

Posted by: Marcie at September 20, 2017 01:09 AM (PccTh)

554 *waves to AOP*

Any chance you can come on down to Texas for the MoMee?

Posted by: smfh at September 20, 2017 01:10 AM (s5Kql)

555 Nope. It was definitely spam-like.

Posted by: buzzion at September 20, 2017 01:08 AM (cAnNx)

There are knock-off "luncheon meats" that are not as yummy as Spam. Klik and Kam come to mind.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2017 01:10 AM (EkNES)

556 Marcie is a thug.

I knew it.

Posted by: smfh at September 20, 2017 01:11 AM (s5Kql)

557 Spam is very much yummy.

Posted by: smfh at September 20, 2017 01:11 AM (s5Kql)

558 Hey, where all da white wimmen at?

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at September 20, 2017 01:12 AM (J2oJa)

559 Any chance you can come on down to Texas for the MoMee?

Posted by: smfh at September 20, 2017 01:10 AM (s5Kql)

Is that mid-October? I am still hoping to be at the GNAMM. I'm giving myself 2-3 weeks for this road trip. Going to be trailering a vehicle home from Arizona.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2017 01:12 AM (EkNES)

560 558 Hey, where all da white wimmen at?
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at September 20, 2017 01:12 AM (J2oJa)

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Does 56% white count?

Posted by: smfh at September 20, 2017 01:13 AM (s5Kql)

561 Did you know Lena Dunham was once known as Spam Girl? It's true!

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 20, 2017 01:13 AM (eMKNe)

562 Okay, wish me well. Finally steeled up the courage to submit a little story/slice of possible alternate timeline life for Baen's September contest.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 20, 2017 01:13 AM (R2RYK)

563 >>>Marcie is a thug.



I knew it.

Posted by: smfh at September 20, 2017 01:11 AM (s5Kql)<<<

My glasses hide the tear tattoo near my eye.

Posted by: Marcie at September 20, 2017 01:14 AM (PccTh)

564 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

Posted by: smfh at September 20, 2017 01:14 AM (s5Kql)

565 *waves to SMFH*

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 20, 2017 01:15 AM (R2RYK)

566 562 Okay, wish me well. Finally steeled up the courage to submit a little story/slice of possible alternate timeline life for Baen's September contest.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 20, 2017 01:13 AM (R2RYK)

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You got it girlfriend.

Posted by: smfh at September 20, 2017 01:15 AM (s5Kql)

567 Is Treet still in business?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2017 01:16 AM (rb1zT)

568 SMFH, this is the contest.

http://www.baen.com/contests-september2017

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 20, 2017 01:17 AM (R2RYK)

569 My glasses hide the tear tattoo near my eye.
Posted by: Marcie at September 20, 2017 01:14 AM (PccTh)


---

No problemo.

Posted by: smfh at September 20, 2017 01:17 AM (s5Kql)

570 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkRKT6T0QLg

Posted by: smfh at September 20, 2017 01:18 AM (s5Kql)

571 Fried Spam Sandwiches. I've had 'em.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 20, 2017 01:18 AM (V2Yro)

572
Treet is Armour's competition to Spam and it appears to still be in business. I *think* they carry it in the local grocery stores, but I'm not sure. The texture is a little different than Spam.

There's a lot of Armour products, but I'm not sure about Treet.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 20, 2017 01:18 AM (8O3HH)

573 Hey!

Best of luck, Anna ...

Posted by: Adriane the Sci Fi Critic ... at September 20, 2017 01:20 AM (AoK0a)

574

I like Vienna sausages, and that's Armour. Also some of their little cans of "potted meat" they call it. Also, some of their beef stew cans.

I accidentally got some of Armour's chicken Vienna sausages and that was awful.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 20, 2017 01:20 AM (8O3HH)

575 BUT I DON'T LIKE SPAM !!!!!

Posted by: Long Suffering British Housewife ... at September 20, 2017 01:21 AM (AoK0a)

576 Thanks, I'm just angling to get maybe perhaps could be noticed by Baen.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 20, 2017 01:23 AM (R2RYK)

577 Vienna sausages are just canned wieners. And what's a wiener? A Viennese sausage, eh? In Austrian (heh) Vienna is "Wien".

I like 'em too. And Pogo always gets one.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2017 01:23 AM (EkNES)

578
I think Armour is skimping. It's a way to hide inflation, but I think there's one less "Wien" in the cans than there used to be, now.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 20, 2017 01:26 AM (8O3HH)

579 Pogo, "for we have met the Vienna sausage and they are Wien."

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 20, 2017 01:27 AM (R2RYK)

580 Thanks, I'm just angling to get maybe perhaps could be noticed by Baen.

The way to a man's heart is through his library ...

Posted by: Professor Peacock with the Knife ... at September 20, 2017 01:28 AM (AoK0a)

581 Seth Myers on...like him...don't usually watch him. Had a old time comedian on who I never thought was funny, but they had an interesting exchange about people wanting to laugh.

The parting comment by Seth was why I made this post. He said "we could have used that 2 night's ago". (Emmys) And the look on his face said he meant it.

It floored me. I had only heard good things about Colbert's hosting & these comedians usually stick together. Not like the Leno/Letterman wars. Maybe he meant other people acting stupid/political & not Colbert. But it did still surprise me.

Now got that outta my system...Off to dreamland. Needs my beauty sleep.

Posted by: Pandora's Box props at September 20, 2017 01:30 AM (ZXAbo)

582 *masks the lead pipe behind a volume of The Golden Bough while warily eying the 'good' Professor*

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 20, 2017 01:30 AM (R2RYK)

583 Treet plus velveeta aerosol cheese. White privilege on a platter right there.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 20, 2017 01:33 AM (J2oJa)

584 Pancake chick es muy bonita.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 20, 2017 01:33 AM (J2oJa)

585 Well the March of Dreams beckons because the alarm comes too early that will sound the rally for me to face that dread event called work.

Night all. And thanks.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 20, 2017 01:34 AM (R2RYK)

586
581 Seth Myers on...like him...don't usually watch him. Had a old time comedian on who I never thought was funny, but they had an interesting exchange about people wanting to laugh.

The parting comment by Seth was why I made this post. He said "we could have used that 2 night's ago". (Emmys) And the look on his face said he meant it.

It floored me. I had only heard good things about Colbert's hosting & these comedians usually stick together. Not like the Leno/Letterman wars. Maybe he meant other people acting stupid/political & not Colbert. But it did still surprise me.

Now got that outta my system...Off to dreamland. Needs my beauty sleep.



Posted by: Pandora's Box props at September 20, 2017 01:30 AM (ZXAbo)



Seth Myers is a pathetic liberal shit like Colbert.

Posted by: buzzion at September 20, 2017 01:36 AM (cAnNx)

587 Now the Underwood White meat chicken spread? I am there. That is good stuff.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2017 01:36 AM (rb1zT)

588 I know a little wiener that needs sealed up...

Posted by: huma abedin at September 20, 2017 01:36 AM (6FqZa)

589 Goodnight all, thanks for the fun chat.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 20, 2017 01:39 AM (eMKNe)

590 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdpsfBsN_Dg

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 20, 2017 01:40 AM (vbvxt)

591
I dig that Underwood deviled ham spread, too.

And perhaps related, I would dig a spread Carrie Underwood as well. And would be a devil.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 20, 2017 01:41 AM (8O3HH)

592 >>>Now the Underwood White meat chicken spread? I am there. That is good stuff.



Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2017 01:36 AM (rb1zT)<<<

Hands off, pal.
**waives Marcie "The Enforcer" over**

Posted by: Carrie Underwood at September 20, 2017 01:42 AM (PccTh)

593 Certainly are a lot of picky eaters in the Horde. Always freaking out about how others eat pineapples, carrots, soybeans, or grass-fed hobo.

Open your mind and bask in the enjoyment provided by these epicurean delights.

Posted by: Sjg at September 20, 2017 01:42 AM (gDSJf)

594 I was looking at the Spam website for quite a while. (Probably a mistake. As Nietzsche said, "If you stare into the Spam, the Spam also stares into you.") And there is a Spam Spread that I have never seen on the shelves. It is now my white whale.

Posted by: Curmudgeonly Ex-Clerk at September 20, 2017 01:46 AM (H5knJ)

595
Well, I am going to bed. Getting mighty tired, and it will be busy tomorrow.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2017 01:46 AM (EkNES)

596 Last call!

Posted by: Hillary at September 20, 2017 01:57 AM (bc2Lc)

597 596 Last call!

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Come on down to Texas and enforce that shit.

Posted by: smfh at September 20, 2017 02:00 AM (s5Kql)

598 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2caEL5ATPX4

Posted by: smfh at September 20, 2017 02:03 AM (s5Kql)

599 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ujf0R4ZOKTQ

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Beyoncé wishes she was like Janet.

Posted by: smfh at September 20, 2017 02:08 AM (s5Kql)

600 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44VvUqyillk&t=1196s

Posted by: smfh at September 20, 2017 02:17 AM (s5Kql)

601 Niters y'all.

Posted by: smfh at September 20, 2017 02:26 AM (s5Kql)

602 Niters y'all.

Good night.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 20, 2017 02:29 AM (IcT7t)

603 *Looks around*



Mine, all mine.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at September 20, 2017 02:43 AM (bML9A)

604 603 *Looks around*
Mine, all mine.
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at September 20, 2017 02:43 AM (bML9A)

Um, nope.

Posted by: m at September 20, 2017 02:54 AM (9egmK)

605 Nope.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 20, 2017 02:55 AM (Id9+8)

606
All yours, Whipsnade. If that's your real name.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at September 20, 2017 02:56 AM (e1mEI)

607 baseball been berry berry good to me.

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 20, 2017 02:57 AM (8CMuu)

608 *Thumbs through Ace's stash of pictures Hillary in a gimp suit*





Hey he left the drawer open.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at September 20, 2017 02:59 AM (bML9A)

609 Nice to see I didn't miss much while I was out doing laundry.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 20, 2017 03:01 AM (vbvxt)

610 >>>608 *Thumbs through Ace's stash of pictures Hillary in a gimp suit*
Hey he left the drawer open.
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at September 20, 2017 02:59 AM (bML9A)

Go to your room.

Posted by: m at September 20, 2017 03:02 AM (9egmK)

611 Retirement is grand and so boring.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at September 20, 2017 03:02 AM (bML9A)

612 FAKE!

everyone *knows* the FAB is the original "gimp suit"....

this troll is "fake news"

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 20, 2017 03:03 AM (8CMuu)

613 I tried writing a book about modern Islam in Europe. I got a lot of push back from Muslims and I don't know why. As soon as they read the working title it was all hate and anger.

" In the Anus of Allah"

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at September 20, 2017 03:10 AM (bML9A)

614 In these images and video from the UK Daily Mail article, Hillary doesn't look quite right to me, especially around the eyes. And the still photo of her entering the building looks like her head was photoshopped on.

Maybe I'm mis-perceiving.

Or is Teresa Barnwell back on the job?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4901088/Hillary- Huma-arrive-outside-Late-Show.html

Posted by: Emmie at September 20, 2017 03:10 AM (ZapPq)

615 614 In these images and video from the UK Daily Mail article, Hillary doesn't look quite right to me, especially around the eyes. And the still photo of her entering the building looks like her head was photoshopped on.

Maybe I'm mis-perceiving.

Or is Teresa Barnwell back on the job?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4901088/Hillary- Huma-arrive-outside-Late-Show.html

Posted by: Emmie at September 20, 2017 03:10 AM (ZapPq)



Medication.

Posted by: buzzion at September 20, 2017 03:12 AM (cAnNx)

616 Buzzion, I mean that her eyes usually protrude a little. In the Daily Mail pictures, they don't.

Posted by: Emmie at September 20, 2017 03:13 AM (ZapPq)

617 Or the final psychotic break from reality.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at September 20, 2017 03:15 AM (bML9A)

618 Personally, I'm enjoying her mental breakdown.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at September 20, 2017 03:18 AM (bML9A)

619 Personally, I'm enjoying her mental breakdown.

Been done: https://youtu.be/6ZeaCohfWsY (sfw)

G'night everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 20, 2017 03:19 AM (IcT7t)

620 Goodnight, BB.

This is it for me as well. Tried to get my homework finished tonight, but it's gonna have to wait for tomorrow.

Posted by: Emmie at September 20, 2017 03:26 AM (ZapPq)

621 2 days in s row woke up good 1/2 hr before alarm, do you just get up or try not to?
Luckily I'm working at a job by myself and have nothing to do with anyone else except to get what I have to do done. And can start whenever I get there.

Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2017 03:41 AM (ghofu)

622 I always got up and made coffee. Trying to get that last 1/2 hour made waking to the alarm harder.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at September 20, 2017 03:51 AM (bML9A)

623 If its in the middle of night with more than 1 hr I don't get up and at least rest there.

Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2017 03:58 AM (ghofu)

624 Test.

Posted by: :twisted: :o at September 20, 2017 04:02 AM (/qEW2)

625 Yeah that would work otherwise get up and treat yourself to a great breakfast.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at September 20, 2017 04:04 AM (bML9A)

626 Motherfucker.

I really hate my neighbors.

Posted by: smfh at September 20, 2017 04:11 AM (s5Kql)

627
"I really hate my neighbors."




Like kick wedges under the doors and set their place on fire?

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at September 20, 2017 04:16 AM (bML9A)

628 Like kick wedges under the doors and set their place on fire?
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at September 20, 2017 04:16 AM (bML9A)

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Not enough to go to jail over.

Posted by: smfh at September 20, 2017 04:17 AM (s5Kql)

629 *flips through Netflix documentaries*

Pretty sure I'll find one to go to sleep over.

Posted by: smfh at September 20, 2017 04:18 AM (s5Kql)

630 How about going to your local library and removing all the Bill-me-later postage paid magazine subscriptions and filling them out with their address. Lots of laughs and the collection calls will drive them crazy.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at September 20, 2017 04:22 AM (bML9A)

631 630 How about going to your local library and removing all the Bill-me-later postage paid magazine subscriptions and filling them out with their address. Lots of laughs and the collection calls will drive them crazy.
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at September 20, 2017 04:22 AM (bML9A)

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Pretty sure the library is closed at this time of night.

Posted by: smfh at September 20, 2017 04:33 AM (s5Kql)

632 Pretty sure the library is closed at this time of night.



Posted by: smfh at September 20, 2017 04:33 AM (s5Kql)'


Gives you something to do tomorrow then.
Later roonz and roonettez, fear no evil!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 20, 2017 04:36 AM (vbvxt)

633 Niters GGE.

Posted by: smfh at September 20, 2017 04:37 AM (s5Kql)

634 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oB6wpWgYk44

Posted by: smfh at September 20, 2017 04:39 AM (s5Kql)

635 H'mm you can put a small amount of grease, preferably used automotive grease on the underside of their car door handles. They won't notice it and by the time they get to work they're smeared with it. Clothes, face everything.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at September 20, 2017 04:44 AM (bML9A)

636 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdBvTvxHy7E

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at September 20, 2017 04:55 AM (bML9A)

637 Offer them free booze, and they might be more considerate.

Posted by: Vic's neighbor at September 20, 2017 04:57 AM (/qEW2)

638 Girthly? Pfftt. I prefer to use the term veiny treat.

Posted by: NZFrank withanM2 at September 20, 2017 05:03 AM (Z55XK)

639 Bunch of bills CA is mulling over.

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2017/sep/14/bill-requires-california-pet-stores-to-sell-rescue/


"- Add school sexual assault response guidelines to state law after a Trump administration official said it would roll back the rules at the federal level."

But if CA is gay or illegal, and gays and illegals can't commit sexual assault, there should be no need for this.

Posted by: Vic's neighbor at September 20, 2017 05:08 AM (/qEW2)

640 >>>614 In these images and video from the UK Daily Mail article, Hillary doesn't look quite right to me, especially around the eyes.

The photo that's used on her book cover (shown at Amazon) is super-airbrushed, vasoline-smeared-on-the-lens, whatever you do to do distance the photography subject from reality. She looks like a composed Dinah Shore. Almost electable!

Posted by: m at September 20, 2017 05:13 AM (9egmK)

641 "She looks like a composed Dinah Shore. Almost electable!"





Mortuary science is amazing.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at September 20, 2017 05:18 AM (bML9A)

642 Mornin'

TREET is SPAM with extra snout!

Think I'll have roast beef hash and eggs, with a Wegmans "everything" bagel.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 20, 2017 05:19 AM (ul9CR)

643 Hillary! photo at Amazon:

http://tinyurl.com/y8cq82qt

Posted by: m at September 20, 2017 05:20 AM (9egmK)

644 643 Hillary! photo at Amazon:

http://tinyurl.com/y8cq82qt
Posted by: m at September 20, 2017 05:20 AM (9egmK)

It's not her hair, her body, her eyes, her teeth. It's a much improved HRC. If only.

Posted by: m at September 20, 2017 05:22 AM (9egmK)

645 643 Hillary! photo at Amazon:

http://tinyurl.com/y8cq82qt
Posted by: m at September 20, 2017 05:20 AM (9egmK)


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I'll pass.

Posted by: smfh at September 20, 2017 05:22 AM (s5Kql)

646 Girthly? Pfftt. I prefer to use the term veiny treat.

Posted by: NZFrank withanM2


Give me the girth and length, and I will be able to compute the volume and surface area.

Posted by: Neil DeGrasse Tyson at September 20, 2017 05:22 AM (/qEW2)

647 >>>645 643 Hillary! photo at Amazon:

http://tinyurl.com/y8cq82qt
Posted by: m at September 20, 2017 05:20 AM (9egmK)
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I'll pass.
Posted by: smfh at September 20, 2017 05:22 AM (s5Kql)

It's, honestly, hilarious. It is not-Hillary.

Posted by: m at September 20, 2017 05:24 AM (9egmK)

648 >>>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4901088/Hillary- Huma-arrive-outside-Late-Show.html

614 In these images and video from the UK Daily Mail article, Hillary doesn't look quite right to me, especially around the eyes. And the still photo of her entering the building looks like her head was photoshopped on.

Also, wildly insane.

Posted by: m at September 20, 2017 05:29 AM (9egmK)

649 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2t_vNkJgelc

Posted by: smfh at September 20, 2017 05:35 AM (s5Kql)

650 Stand back, I dont know how big this thing gets.

Posted by: NZFrank withanM2 at September 20, 2017 05:41 AM (Z55XK)

651 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCWVuCCWqzQ

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at September 20, 2017 05:42 AM (bML9A)

652 Mornin' y'all
Happy happy hump day!

Posted by: wing at September 20, 2017 05:56 AM (BzFtl)

653 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 20, 2017 05:59 AM (EyPfd)

654 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 20, 2017 06:00 AM (hyuyC)

655 VIA and Wong, Top of the morning to ya.

My postings will be light for several days. I'm getting a briefings on being the temporary phone answerer for my boss, and extra tasks at work, with a smidgen of extra pay. I do not post from work computers.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 20, 2017 06:07 AM (hyuyC)

656 Wong = wing. My apologies. This smaller Apple wireless keyboard is my new bane / learning curve object.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 20, 2017 06:10 AM (hyuyC)

657 "My postings will be light for several days. "

Allright my friend, a little extra coin is never a bad thing.

We'll keep the light on for ya..

: T. Bodette

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 20, 2017 06:10 AM (EyPfd)

658 It's, honestly, hilarious. It is not-Hillary.

Posted by: m at September 20, 2017 05:24 AM (9egmK)


Yeah, that pic of Hillarity! on the back of her book is waaaaay too thin. Looks like the body double from outside Chelsea's Emergency Room and Condominium from 9/11/16.

Posted by: Fatty Arbuckle at September 20, 2017 06:12 AM (G6dXP)

659 So I was just saying to myself, ya' know, Christmas is in less than 100 day, and I have no idea what to buy myself.

Than this article suddenly showed up.
As if it were a sign.
Almost.

http://tinyurl.com/y8jdz44d

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 20, 2017 06:12 AM (EyPfd)

660 Good-bye, Fatty, we did know ye.

Posted by: RickZ at September 20, 2017 06:12 AM (G6dXP)

661
Leonard Skinner, American high school gym teacher; namesake of rock band Lynyrd Skynyrd is dead. Died today in 2010.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 20, 2017 06:15 AM (EgwCt)

662
Any hijinks from Rocket Man yet?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 20, 2017 06:24 AM (bYk1t)

663

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 20, 2017 06:27 AM (kKwi8)

664 "Any hijinks from Rocket Man yet?"

No...but the MSM Mandarins, and the Democratic leadership have all stepped up to defend Lil' Kim from the hateful words of or President.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 20, 2017 06:28 AM (EyPfd)

665 Any hijinks from Rocket Man yet?


Got Shillary to do an outrage tour on Colbert.

I remember when the late night shows were more about entertainment then having political axes to grind.

Posted by: Bruce at September 20, 2017 06:29 AM (8ikIW)

666 I remember when the late night shows were more about entertainment then having political axes to grind.

Posted by: Bruce at September 20, 2017 06:29 AM (8ikIW)


Or they were self-deprecating, especially a losing politician, because Johnny wouldn't let them be pompous asses.

Posted by: RickZ at September 20, 2017 06:31 AM (G6dXP)

667 "I remember when the late night shows were more about entertainment then having political axes to grind. "

It's almost as if Late Night talk shows, and Meet the Press are merging into one.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 20, 2017 06:33 AM (EyPfd)

668
Late night television shows are the daily dying wheezes of screeching bagpipes - you're merely grateful THAT'S over with.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 20, 2017 06:33 AM (bYk1t)

669 Or they were self-deprecating, especially a losing politician, because Johnny wouldn't let them be pompous asses.

Posted by: RickZ at September 20, 2017 06:31 AM (G6dXP)


I remember what Bob Dole had to say about his election defeat when he ran for President. 'Slept like a baby last night. Woke up crying every two hours.'

Posted by: Bob Dole at September 20, 2017 06:34 AM (EgwCt)

670
614 In these images and video from the UK Daily Mail article, Hillary doesn't look quite right to me, especially around the eyes. And the still photo of her entering the building looks like her head was photoshopped on.


Her exploration of the wide, wide fashion world opportunities for purple foil wrapping paper are bold... bold and ugly.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 20, 2017 06:41 AM (bYk1t)

671 Or they were self-deprecating, especially a losing politician, because Johnny wouldn't let them be pompous asses.

Johnny's show was usually pretty good. I couldn't watch it often because I had to get up at 4 AM for work.

Letterman was kind of goofy quirky at first, after a while though, he was the only one that found his jokes funny.
I've only seen Colbert from clips on the computer, but he reminds me of the old greasy car salesman.

Posted by: Bruce at September 20, 2017 06:41 AM (8ikIW)

672 "Hillary! photo at Amazon:



http://tinyurl.com/y8cq82qt


Posted by: m:"

That is either a great photoshop or a body double. No way could she smile like that: warm genuine.... Far beyond the ability of today's best AI programmers.

Posted by: Ripley at September 20, 2017 06:47 AM (MxEKc)

673
Late night talk show hosts used to understand that their shows and their own roles were to entertain. Period.

Now they think their role is to be "deep" and they haven't the chops to accomplish that illusion.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 20, 2017 06:47 AM (bYk1t)

674 Yeah, the smile was unusually human looking ... combined with the purple foil jacket, the effect was disturbing.
Weird hunched-over posture, too.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7 at September 20, 2017 06:50 AM (Umfx1)

675 659 So I was just saying to myself, ya' know, Christmas is in less than 100 day, and I have no idea what to buy myself.



Duh. A new gun.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 20, 2017 06:50 AM (FYqfs)

676 Late night talk show hosts used to understand that their shows and their own roles were to entertain. Period.

It might be that the old late night guys actually had a large quantity of entertaining guests to choose from.

Posted by: Bruce at September 20, 2017 06:51 AM (8ikIW)

677 Weird hunched-over posture, too.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez,

Trying to hide her stadium booze bag.

Posted by: Bruce at September 20, 2017 06:52 AM (8ikIW)

678 You are currently blocked by most DOD networks due to a detected vulnerability on your site. I won't say what it is here. You should have my email address and if you reach out i can give you the details i saw when i tried to get on the site while on break.

Posted by: Leroy Outlaw at September 20, 2017 06:53 AM (bGtYf)

679
So I was just saying to myself, ya' know, Christmas is in less than 100 day, and I have no idea what to buy myself.

Duh. A new gun.

Posted by: rickb223
__________________________

That reminds me. I bought a $20 ticket for a 25 days of Christmas drawing. Starting Dec 1st through Dec 25th, each day, there is a drawing for a gun.

*hic*


Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 20, 2017 06:53 AM (kKwi8)

The National Nervous Breakdown, and How to Exploit it Ruthlessly

From the Daily Caller, from last week:

I'm going to add some italics for emphasis.

New York Times reporter Yamiche Alcindor said Wednesday that she knows people who are "still in therapy" over former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton’s election loss to President Donald Trump.

...

"I think the intention of [Hillary Clinton's deplorable] book was two things. One it was to really, I think just vent and get it out there. Because there are so many people like Hillary Clinton who are still writing about this, who are still thinking about this, who are still in therapy, frankly. Sources I know who are still really upset about the election," she said.

Alcindor also said that Clinton represents everything wrong with the Democratic Party, and said voters are still "reeling" from Trump’s historic upset.

"Hillary Clinton is the embodiment of all that's still going wrong with the Democratic Party, and what they need to get through. So I think Hillary Clinton, I don't think is opening any new wounds here,” she said.

Oh my, look at all those floridly emotional, mental-unwellness-signalling words.

Video at the link.

I've repeatedly noted that half of the country is clinically insane, driven mad by the election of Donald Trump and the blow to their own egos, their sense that they are the Masters of the Universe and control their fellow countrymen, producing daily neurotic spasms on Twitter, and are virally infecting normal people with their toxic mental derangement.

(Don't comment on old threads -- the system automatically bans you, thinking you're a comment-spammer.)

Okay, let me talk about how to exploit that, or how it will do its own exploiting for us.

In the old days, the media liked to pretend that it was conservatives who were super-crazy-ideological, and that liberals were not even liberals at all, they were non-ideological and non-partisan creatures, who only reluctantly engage in politics, only compelled to engage with it at all by their deep inner goodness to do what's best for everyone.

But not political. Oh dear, not that.

You may remember when conservatives objected to being identified as a "conservative advocate" by the media, whereas the out-and-proud liberal they were squared off against was identified only as "an expert" in whatever policy field they were debating.

Obama pretended to be non-ideological and non-partisan, despite being rabidly ideological and ruthlessly partisan. He was forever painting those disagreeing with him on policy for being "political" in their thinking, whereas he, you see, was just thinking rationally and lucidly.

You know the pose: Some say we should kill every single Iranian man, woman, and child by launching 10,000 nuclear missiles at them without warning. Some others say we should sign over to Iran the entirety of the US gross national product. I dismiss the extremists on either side -- I say we merely give Iran $150 billion, as well as a go-ahead to build their own nuclear missiles.

There's a reason the media and left-liberals-who-don't-wish-to-acknowledge-they're-left-liberals do this. It's because people -- most normal people, anyway -- have a deep suspicion of politics and politically minded people.

If you can paint your opponent as political, while fighting him nail and tooth while pretending that you are yourself not political, you've taken a massive first step towards persuading an audience, because the first thing you need to do to persuade someone is seem "relatable," and basically Just Like Them, and as they themselves like to believe they're non-political, you establish something more important than logic and reason can when you pretend to match their personality and emotional state.

You don't like politics? Why that's so funny-- I don't like politics either! Now that we've established that we both are kindred spirits who don't like politics, let me tell you about my plan to convert the US into a single-payer health care system!

The media, and Democrats, wage a remorseless war to paint anyone who isn't an extremist left-liberal -- as they are -- as being "political." Not at all like Jake Tapper and Jim Acosta, who are just truth-telling crusaders for Goodness and Honesty.

In other words: They relentlessly Otherize their political opponents.

This is why every protester at a left-liberal march is depicted as Just Like You. You know the drill -- "Grandmothers. Teachers. Firemen. Welders. Whites, blacks, Hispanics, Asians. Most of them had never even thought of attending a political rally before, but [X left-liberal political claim] had finally drawn them out to the streets to make their voices heard..."

They deliberately depict the left-liberal protesters as demographically broad as possible, so that as many readers as possible can look at the description and think: Oh, that's me. These people are Just Like Me. I should agree with them!

Meanwhile, ever protester at a conservative rally is depicted as weird, intensely political, heads all filled with bugaboos, hang-ups, and #FakeNews. The media also deliberately claims that these people are as demographically narrow as possible, to make sure the smallest possible segment of the audience sees any of themselves in the crowd. They always claim conservatives are entirely white, and will actively forge video to erase black people out of gun rights marches.

With the Tea Party, there were two storylines about economic status: Half of the news stories depicted Tea Partiers as "just the rich" (and hence, Not Like You) and half of them depicted the Tea Partiers as "largely unecucated and poor" (again, Not Like You, and in fact, your Social Inferiors).

The people writing the first Narrative never bothered reconciling their stories with those writing the second Narrative. No media editor ever got the two competing Narratives to share the same story so that the report was, "People from all economic strata came to the Tea Party protest against Obamacare..."

No, it was just the very rich and uncaring, or just the very poor and easily conned, and in all events, it was only old, white people of traditional sexual roles who probably didn't even like rock-n-roll or boobs.

This is a very potent method of propgandization. Most people think they're swayed by reason and logic, but most people are wrong, and do not know themselves very well at all. Most people -- including those who are the most insistent that they are Independent Rational Thinkers -- are swayed more by emotion and the feeling of belongingness in a group.

Propagandists -- political consultants and the media -- know this.

And so they ruthlessly paint their enemies as Not Like You, while presenting themselves as Just Like You.

And one very important factor in the Not Like You/Just Like You propaganda rush is to claim that The Other Side are Too Political, and therefore Not Like You, while Our Side isn't really political at all, we're all just rational folks who want what's best. You know -- Just Like You.

So here's the problem the left (and the NeverTrumper fringe, who are now in a strong alliance with the left) has: While for years they followed standard propaganda protocol and pretended they were almost entirely non-political, they have now decided that The Moment Is Too Vital to pretend any longer, and have decided to out themselves as ferociously, obsessively political.

And that's contrary to their own career interests, as well as to their own propganda-efficacy interests.

In the old days, if the media pretended to be impartial but then leaned a story to favor their left-liberal buddies, most normal Americans wouldn't really notice the bias. They'd view the media as trustworthy, and not really all that political (Just Like Me!), and they would buy the bias.

These small pushes are more effective than aggressive shoves, because small pushes can be subtle enough to pass undetected, whereas aggressive shoves are obvious and clumsy -- and people get their hackles up when they realize the nightly newscast is nothing but a 30 minute political ad. (And people hate political ads.)

ESPN used to cover, you know, sports, and by doing so, their viewers would form a para-social relationship with the hosts. (A para-social relationship is the feeling of having some kind of rapport with someone you don't really have any relationship with -- it's an unavoidable sort of thing, because human beings are used to thinking they know someone if they see them, because, for 100,000 years of human history, you really could not see someone's face without actually coming into close contact with them -- familiarity with someone's face and voice tricks the brain (wired for pre-technological life) into thinking there's some kind of actual human connection. Trust me, for a while, I kinda thought I "knew" Bradley Cooper.)

And then, if that host made a snarky aside about Republicans, the viewers would think, "Hey, I like this guy, and he made a funny snarky comment about Republicans. Boy, Republicans really are dicks, aren't they?"

But again, it's the subtle aside, the pickpocket's light-fingered touch, that works. Not the pedal-to-the-metal obvious-on-its-face full-spectrum propagandizing.

That pushes people away.

It's weird. It's obsessive.

It's Not Like Me.

People don't like to feel like they're being had -- and the minute you get clumsy and impatient in your con and let your mark know you're conning him, he's not a mark anymore. Now he's an enemy.

I could go on and on, obviously. But you get it. They have decided themselves to no longer wear the mask of Just Like You, but instead to show their true face of Not Like You.

They live in a bubble and the only people they know or listen to are also showing their Not Like You face, so they don't think this is abnormal. After all, if all of my #SmartSet friends are signalling how intensely, weirdly, obsessively partisan and ideological they are, it must be a good idea, right?

Pro-Tip: No, not if the people you think are the #SmartSet are actually profoundly stupid and currently mentally unstable.

Diversity and Comics -- a YouTube critic of Marvel's descent in nonstop political propaganda -- has noted that comic books used to be a fairly "happy" and "mainstream" hobby and diversion. Maybe not entirely mainstream, but mainstream as far as the nerdier edge of mainstream.

But now comic books are -- like the media, like ESPN -- constantly engaging in weird, Not Like You angry political propaganda for all sorts of weird, fringe obsessions -- like pushing grossly obese super-heroes because hey, you're healthy at any size.

Oh the anger! I used to counsel readers not to show anger when attempting to persuade someone, because you have to match your emotional state to the target's as the first step in persuasion.

But the left is angry -- insanely so -- and needs you to know it.

And it's weird. Not Like Me at all!

They're alienating their audience -- and shedding their audience by the thousands -- not just because the audience disagrees with their politics. That's part of it, sure.

But they're losing readers because a lot of their audience just doesn't really think of themselves as one of those Not Like Me intense partisans always nattering on about fringe political issues.

They're turning themselves from "relatable" -- and therefore worth giving a fair hearing to -- to very unrelatable and weird in their single-minded obsessive political propagandizing.

The media used to know this -- a woman's magazine would mostly just serve up beauty tips and celebrity interviews, and just slip in the occasional "Republicans are weird" message.

Now they're pushing, in almost every issue, the Not Like Me idea that teenagers should have anal sex and that women who don't consider "trans women" to be women are not women themselves.

But they've forgotten. Or, more likely, they've just gone so insane they don't care what actually works as far as propaganda any longer.

They're now just engaging in primal-screaming public displays of hyperemotional venting -- and they don't care that this is Not Like Me as far as their audience is concerned. A lunatic who thinks he's Napoleon knows the hospital staff disagrees with him about his Transitioning to a French Emperor, and thinks he's weird and senseless because of it.

But he can't stop himself from identifying his pronouns as Bonaparte, Bonaparteir, Bonapartem, because his psychological deformity crowds out any reason.

The daily Twitter freak-outs are toxic and psychologically damaging for those non-insane people who have to deal with lunatics on a daily basis, but they are very good indeed for us, the normal people, the Just Like You crowd (or, at least, we're Just Like You in comparison to these maniacs).

They're destroying themselves, and sabotaging their own propaganda operations, because they're just too crazy to think or care about such things any longer.

And I gotta tell you: I love it.

Destroying the media is a thing to be dearly wished for -- but watching them destroy themselves is tons better.

They're now Othering themselves, and I think that's just fine.

People don't want to associate with weirdoes -- and now that they've decided to fly their freak flags proudly and put their Full Metal Weird on display for the world, I can only sit back and cheer.


Trigglypuff vid added because a commenter brought it up -- it's a good visual for what I'm talking about.

Who is Just Like You -- Trigglypuff, or the normal looking girl giving her the side-eye, and Some Black Guy (it's his YouTube name) goofing calmly about it?

The media has gone Full Trigglypuff -- and you never go Full Trigglypuff.

Some Black Guy is worth the subscription, by the way. His reaction to the freakout over PewDiePie is worth a quick watch.

Oh, and I call this picture, "Hi, don't you feel an immediate admiration for and kinship with me and wish to emulate me in all my life choices and political dogmas?"


Posted by: Ace at 07:25 PM




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1 Boy. That's a lot of text.

*hands in review*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 19, 2017 07:25 PM (Mouru)

2 Pro-Tip: No, not if the people you think are the #SmartSet are actually profoundly stupid and currently mentally unstable.

I'm sensing the beginnings of a theme at the HQ.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 19, 2017 07:27 PM (Mouru)

3 I love that slant on things.

Posted by: JEM at September 19, 2017 07:27 PM (TppKb)

4 This " Breakdown" .....this is what, like the 19th???

Posted by: kraken at September 19, 2017 07:27 PM (zSVEm)

5 A girthy post if there ever was one. Huzzah.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 19, 2017 07:28 PM (Mouru)

6 Oh crap, now no one will have a clue what I meant.

Posted by: JEM at September 19, 2017 07:28 PM (TppKb)

7 Oh crap, now no one will have a clue what I meant.
Posted by: JEM at September 19, 2017 07:28 PM (TppKb)



It'll just be between us.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 19, 2017 07:28 PM (Mouru)

8 Destroying the media is a thing to be dearly wished for -- but watching them destroy themselves is tons better.

Just because they're in the process of destroying themselves doesn't mean I have to get out of the way. I'd like to join in the fun.

Posted by: pep at September 19, 2017 07:29 PM (LAe3v)

9 He didn't like 'mother!'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 07:29 PM (fA1SL)

10 money line - "they're now othering themselves"

Posted by: Bored383 at September 19, 2017 07:30 PM (70HTk)

11 Very good and insightful. Excellent and thought provoking.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at September 19, 2017 07:30 PM (2VN2E)

12 But they've forgotten. Or, more likely, they've just gone so insane they don't care what actually works as far as propaganda any longer.


They could learn a thing or two from Josef Goebbels.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 19, 2017 07:30 PM (Mouru)

13 Don't stand for anything? You'll fall for everything. Not me.

Posted by: 80's music fan at September 19, 2017 07:30 PM (xaJIp)

14 Must have been a damn good movie.

Posted by: Country Boy - CenTexMoMee AmbASSador at September 19, 2017 07:30 PM (2QnUt)

15 In short, we should raise Trigglypuff's panties up the flagpole and force them to salute.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 19, 2017 07:30 PM (6FqZa)

16 11 Very good and insightful. Excellent and thought provoking.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at September 19, 2017 07:30 PM (2VN2E)


Okay, fine... I'll read it...

Posted by: kraken at September 19, 2017 07:31 PM (zSVEm)

17 But they're losing readers because a lot of their audience just doesn't
really think of themselves as one of those Not Like Me intense partisans
always nattering on about fringe political issues.


Nattering, screaming in Romanian while pushing a shopping cart full of soiled sneakers...
tomato, tomahto

Posted by: pep at September 19, 2017 07:31 PM (LAe3v)

18 Hillary represents 100% of what is wrong with the democrats,

Bernie represents the other 100% of what is wrong with them.

the neo-commies ("anti"-fa) are another couple hundred percent.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at September 19, 2017 07:31 PM (LWu6U)

19 Masks being removed is the best thing about the Trump era. I like my enemy to speak plainly.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 19, 2017 07:31 PM (rb1zT)

20 I've been in therapy ever since the elections had been over for four hours!

Vegas would probably be the best location for the AoS Schadenboner Clinic.

Posted by: t-bird at September 19, 2017 07:31 PM (FV+Yl)

21 It's bad that thanks to the fecklessness of the GOPe the only way we are winning is because the Marxist-cultist opposition is rotting away or committing suicide.

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at September 19, 2017 07:32 PM (N5dam)

22 The relentless anti-TRUMP- ism turns people off

Posted by: kallisto at September 19, 2017 07:32 PM (qV5PD)

23 Nattering nabobs of negativism.... I read that Agnew said that...

Posted by: kraken at September 19, 2017 07:32 PM (zSVEm)

24 How much real difference is there between Hillary and Bernie?

Bernie actually believes in his own horseshit. Hillary just said it to be elected- to gin up the base (it is fun making alcohol puns with Hillary!)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 19, 2017 07:32 PM (rb1zT)

25 is Yamiche the grand daughter/son of Lou Alcindor?

Posted by: the Butcher at September 19, 2017 07:32 PM (DIosY)

26 Very good and insightful. Excellent and thought provoking.

Wait...you READ IT ALL by now?

Damn, I'm still three paragraphs in and you're all 'though provoking'?

You disgust me.

(please note that's largely because you're simply better than I am. But I can still do the Yosemite Sam number and jump up and down a bunch. Which, of course, slows down my reading...)

Posted by: JEM at September 19, 2017 07:33 PM (TppKb)

27 Masks being removed is the best thing about the Trump era. I like my enemy to speak plainly.

----------

And very good that some of those fallen masks are coming from our so called "allies."

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at September 19, 2017 07:33 PM (2VN2E)

28 Ace

And they're replicating that strategy in their candidate recruitment!

Look! I'm a vet! Watch me break down avfifle blindfolded! You don't think I'M some kind if left wing HandSlamCrisco FREAK, do you? Did I mention that I'm a VETERAN? A small businessman? Why, I'm one of yew!"

Worked a couple times for some of them.

Posted by: mnw at September 19, 2017 07:33 PM (uqdlV)

29 Hey, what's with that Sonobi ad?

Posted by: a day late and a dollar short at September 19, 2017 07:33 PM (SQWNo)

30 21. Yep.....and totally NOT because there's a network of MAGA defskwadz disappearing them. That's just crazy talk


*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 07:34 PM (fA1SL)

31 Pro-Tip: No, not if the people you think are the #SmartSet are actually profoundly stupid and currently mentally unstable.


And the New Yorker thinks that voters who want to take power from these feckless clowns are just a bunch of uneducated cousin-humpers who dare to believe that they could "fly the plane." As if fucking up every aspect of public policy and taking graft are hypertechnical skills that can only be learned with decades of study.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 19, 2017 07:34 PM (Mouru)

32 And very good that some of those fallen masks are coming from our so called "allies."
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at September 19, 2017 07:33 PM (2VN2E)

Aye. It is nice to know where people stand rather than finding out when the bullets start flying.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 19, 2017 07:34 PM (rb1zT)

33 Look! I'm a vet! Watch me break down avfifle blindfolded!

----

Is avfifle a kind of covfefe?

Posted by: josephistan at September 19, 2017 07:34 PM (ANIFC)

34 But now comic books are -- like the media, like ESPN -- constantly engaging in weird,
Not Like You political propaganda for all sorts of weird, fringe
obsessions -- like pushing grossly obese super-heroes because hey,
you're healthy at any size.


Is that really a thing? I'm thinking of Avoirdupois Man! Or perhaps just plain MANatee!

Posted by: pep at September 19, 2017 07:35 PM (LAe3v)

35 I'm tired of arguing with morons. I'm content to rule by fear. It's for their own good.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 19, 2017 07:35 PM (LTHVh)

36 it was comedy gold hearing Pelousy getting pwnd by the dreamers.

Posted by: kallisto at September 19, 2017 07:35 PM (qV5PD)

37 I've been wondering when Ace was going to write a book. I guess today was the day!

Posted by: Dang at September 19, 2017 07:35 PM (RX8uZ)

38 you know, the Dems are the Reality Based Party."
we're the crazies.

but I suspect a lot of Hill voters did so not because they thought she was so wonderful but because they thought she was qualified and Trump wasn't qualified to be president... and I suspect a lot of those Hill voters think Trump turned out to be pretty okay. On the other hand I suspect a lot of the GOPe still Trump is doing a poor job, unlike the swell job !Jeb would have been doing.


Posted by: Mallfly Maddow at September 19, 2017 07:35 PM (ILitO)

39 28 Ace

And they're replicating that strategy in their candidate recruitment!

Look! I'm a vet! Watch me break down avfifle blindfolded! You don't think I'M some kind if left wing HandSlamCrisco FREAK, do you? Did I mention that I'm a VETERAN? A small businessman? Why, I'm one of yew!"

Worked a couple times for some of them.
Posted by: mnw at September 19, 2017 07:33 PM (uqdlV)

See my shirt? It says "Veteran".

Let me sing you some off key "You've lost that lovin' feeling"...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 19, 2017 07:35 PM (rb1zT)

40 RH : PAC

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 19, 2017 07:35 PM (LTHVh)

41 Is avfifle a kind of covfefe?

Well, at least it isn't caffeinated.

Posted by: JEM at September 19, 2017 07:35 PM (TppKb)

42 I've been wondering when Ace was going to write a book. I guess today was the day!



HINT: Look for the hidden messages in the post.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 19, 2017 07:35 PM (Mouru)

43 Wow, that's a meaty post. Gotta read.

Posted by: Pandora's Box at September 19, 2017 07:36 PM (Ae45Z)

44 23
Nattering nabobs of negativism.... I read that Agnew said that...

Posted by: kraken



IIRC, the phrase was written by Pat Buchanan.

Posted by: pep at September 19, 2017 07:36 PM (LAe3v)

45 Nice post, ace. I said in the last thread that one of the best things about Trump's presidency is how he's driving media people stark raving insane.

Posted by: rickl at September 19, 2017 07:36 PM (sdi6R)

46 New York Times reporter Yamiche Alcindor said Wednesday that she knows people who are "still in therapy" over former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton's election loss to President Donald Trump.

LOL.

I don't doubt that they're still in therapy. But they were in therapy even before they ever heard of Shrillary Clinton and they'll be in therapy until the day they die ... because they're friggin deranged lunatics.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 19, 2017 07:36 PM (rZ+mb)

47 The constant screeching is like fingernails on a chalkboard. It gets old.

Posted by: Uncle Si at September 19, 2017 07:36 PM (ZLmoR)

48 See my shirt? It says "Veteran".

With eleven stripes.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 19, 2017 07:36 PM (6FqZa)

49 The MSM disappeared Pelosi v. The Aliens already. Down the memory hole.

What confrontation?

Posted by: mnw at September 19, 2017 07:37 PM (uqdlV)

50 I don't know, guys, I thought the scene where the dude saved the chick was so cliche.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 19, 2017 07:37 PM (wmaTe)

51 Wow, that's a meaty post.

Girthy, one might say.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 19, 2017 07:37 PM (6FqZa)

52 50. Look, volcanoes aren't essential to a good movie, but very few good ones don't have at least one.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 07:38 PM (fA1SL)

53 As if f***ing up every aspect of public policy and taking graft are
hypertechnical skills that can only be learned with decades of study.


Gotta disagree. It takes some skill to make the wrong choice EVERY FREAKIN' TIME.

Posted by: pep at September 19, 2017 07:38 PM (LAe3v)

54 I'm just going to pretend that this was the review of Mother. It was long enough, and I won't read it either. So who wants a drink?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 19, 2017 07:38 PM (6Ll1u)

55 It's Girthy with Wordz!

Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2017 07:38 PM (OwwIP)

56 And BTH brings the thread to a standstill.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 19, 2017 07:38 PM (rb1zT)

57 Oh I Will get around to reading Ace's post... you say it is good, and I know you guys would never lead me astray... I'm just out of phase right now...

Posted by: kraken at September 19, 2017 07:39 PM (zSVEm)

58 Clearly Ace has thought a lot about this.

Anyone got a pdf of the Cliffs Notes?

Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2017 07:40 PM (OwwIP)

59 cfnm

(I'll get the thread going again)

Posted by: mnw at September 19, 2017 07:40 PM (uqdlV)

60 like pushing grossly obese super-heroes

I hadn't heard about that one. What's their super power, crushing their enemies by falling on them? Sharts that can kill at twenty miles? Wheezing so loud they cause deafness?

Posted by: rickl at September 19, 2017 07:40 PM (sdi6R)

61 'People don't want to associate with weirdoes'

Which people? One man's weirdo is another man's freak, whatever that means.

Posted by: Superfreaked at September 19, 2017 07:40 PM (UdKB7)

62 I take umbrellage at being called "unecucated".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 19, 2017 07:40 PM (rZ+mb)

63 Bullshit! EVERYBODY considers transgender bathroom rights a defining issue of our time! That you think otherwise shows how UNWOKE you are!

Posted by: tu3031 at September 19, 2017 07:41 PM (O5Q3r)

64 58 Clearly Ace has thought a lot about this.

Anyone got a pdf of the Cliffs Notes?
Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2017 07:40 PM (OwwIP)

TL;DR: Liberals are really intolerant, deceptive assholes who are starting to overplay their hand.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 19, 2017 07:41 PM (rb1zT)

65 The left has made everything political so you can't escape them. That large soda in NYC, the kind of light bulbs in your house, the meat in your freezer, where your electricity comes from... it's all political. Because of the left. So when they saw Trump win, EVERYTHING was ruined because they made EVERYTHING political. Good. Fuck them. I hope the therapy makes them worse.

Posted by: Dang at September 19, 2017 07:41 PM (RX8uZ)

66 I really hate politics, but did you know that China has government health care and they have over three times the number of people dying over there than we do here in the United States?

Posted by: David at September 19, 2017 07:41 PM (T2uZP)

67 Brian Dennehy was awesome in his role of this post by Ace.

Posted by: Bete the deplorable at September 19, 2017 07:41 PM (Ojki1)

68 I've read shorter minutes of Passove Sedars.

Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2017 07:42 PM (OwwIP)

69 TL; SR
but,
familiarity with someone's face and voice tricks the brain

C'mon we know you well enough to insult your carpentry.

Posted by: DaveA at September 19, 2017 07:42 PM (FhXTo)

70 HINT: Look for the hidden messages in the post.
Crap. All it says is "remember to drink your hydrates".

Posted by: andycanuck #CNNisISIS at September 19, 2017 07:43 PM (mJ8mX)

71 I don't know, guys, I thought the scene where the dude saved the chick was so cliche.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes

From the volcano?

Yeah, just like that Tom Hanks movie where he gets stranded on a desert island after he gets dumped by the mermaid.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at September 19, 2017 07:43 PM (S6Pax)

72 I really hate politics too! Did you know that Cuba has great healthcare for everybody and it's totally free, though? They call it Medicare For All (only en Espanol).

Posted by: mnw at September 19, 2017 07:43 PM (uqdlV)

73 but watching them destroy themselves is tons better.

Yes, when your enemy is busy stepping on his own dick, let him. I've enjoyed watching them rip off their own masks and yell "if it wasn't for those Russians, Hillary would have won" a la Scooby Doo.

Posted by: no good deed at September 19, 2017 07:43 PM (eIQHF)

74 'Hey, what's with that Sonobi ad?'

Xe's the new Marvel comics superhero. Rickl described his super powers in #60.

Posted by: Superfreaked at September 19, 2017 07:44 PM (UdKB7)

75 Hate to say it but a destroyed media might be the best thing to happen for this country. They for the most part are anti-American anyway

Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2017 07:44 PM (ghofu)

76 From the volcano?

Yeah, just like that Tom Hanks movie where he gets stranded on a desert island after he gets dumped by the mermaid.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at September 19, 2017 07:43 PM (S6Pax)

Yeah, I mean, c'mon -- so overdone

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 19, 2017 07:44 PM (wmaTe)

77 Excellent post, Ace!

Daniel Greenfield (Sultan Knish) noted this re: Islam recently.
It's good because it shows their desperation; they don;t have time to be subtle, to go slow. They are losing and they know it.

http://gatesofvienna.net/2016/08/
daniel-greenfield-the-lie-is-coming-apart/

Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2017 07:44 PM (W+vEI)

78 People don't want to associate with weirdoes

At least 45% of America certainly does. They spend all their time glorifying weirdos and trying to make everyone else as weird and demented as they are.

With Barky, they glorified retardation and ineptitude ... but they've moved "forward" since then.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 19, 2017 07:44 PM (rZ+mb)

79 Great post, Ace.

Posted by: Johnny at September 19, 2017 07:45 PM (kUotE)

80 Hey, i'm a normal american who's just into all the things you are, and I don't like politics, same as you don't.

That said, when are we going to get real about fighting the oppressive patriarch and burn some cop cars?!

Posted by: Guy Who Doesn't Like Politics Just Like You Don't But Wants to Punch a Stranger at September 19, 2017 07:45 PM (8rNrN)

81 How much real difference is there between Hillary and Bernie?

Bernie actually believes in his own horseshit. Hillary just said it to be elected- to gin up the base (it is fun making alcohol puns with Hillary!)


Both of them are in it for power and wealth. NEITHER of them have worked a day outside government; their access to power has made BOTH of them rich.

Everyone -- EVERYONE -- who wants more government power is really interested in THEIR PERSONAL POWER and the perks that come with it.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at September 19, 2017 07:45 PM (fVubI)

82 Nice post, ace.
That's what she said!

Posted by: andycanuck at September 19, 2017 07:45 PM (mJ8mX)

83 "Trigglypuff takes the cake..."


****


Well played young man. Well played.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 19, 2017 07:45 PM (wPiJc)

84 I've repeatedly noted that half of the country is clinically insane, driven mad by the election of Donald Trump and the blow to their own egos, their sense that they are the Masters of the Universe and control their fellow countrymen, producing daily neurotic spasms on Twitter, and are virally infecting normal people with their toxic mental derangement.

Point of order, they weren't driven mad by the election. They were mad from before. They are freaking out now because we are escaping from their dungeon. They were calm psychopaths as long as we submissively sat in their dungeon, but they were always psychopaths.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 19, 2017 07:45 PM (/qEW2)

85 >>>A girthy post if there ever was one. Huzzah.<<<

There is a Golden Ratio of girth to length. Only the truly gifted are cool, posers and suckers drool.

Posted by: Fritz at September 19, 2017 07:45 PM (z74gh)

86 I found this video yesterday and I think its a good indication of the insanity of the left. Its of an 84 year old man appearing on America's Got Talent in 2014. The judges laugh the audience laughs I think he's pretty funny. And I think today they would all do exactly the same thing.

However I highly doubt that NBC would ever allow him on the show today to let him perform.

https://youtu.be/P4_Bxqp2tQU

Posted by: buzzion at September 19, 2017 07:46 PM (z/Ubi)

87 They're alienating their audience -- and shedding their audience by the thousands

And yet they're still getting paid.

Posted by: DaveA at September 19, 2017 07:46 PM (FhXTo)

88 66 I really hate politics, but did you know that China has government health care and they have over three times the number of people dying over there than we do here in the United States?
Posted by: David at September 19, 2017 07:41 PM (T2uZP)

ITS FUNNY BECAUSE THEY HAVE THREE TIMES THE PEOPLE WE DO!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at September 19, 2017 07:46 PM (ANIFC)

89 >> People don't want to associate with weirdoes


We just give them a 'Courage Award', keep them away from out kids and pretend they aren't freaks.

Posted by: ESPN at September 19, 2017 07:46 PM (OwwIP)

90 "When your enemy is busy stepping on their own dicks... "
-----
Buy them some golf cleats.

Posted by: Dang at September 19, 2017 07:46 PM (RX8uZ)

91 "over former Secretary of State Hillary..."

---

It's amusing to see them admitting that the appointment was just an attempt at resume building beyond her position as Mrs. President Bill Clinton. The game is up, so why not? Or did they think the readers were going to mistake Hillary Clinton, Presidential Candidate, for Hillary Clinton down the road?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football - Forever at September 19, 2017 07:47 PM (rjrh3)

92 'They were mad from before.'

Oh yea. The left has always been the refuge of commies, nutsos, and deviants. Liberalism is a mental disorder.

Posted by: Superfreaked at September 19, 2017 07:47 PM (UdKB7)

93 Seriously, though...




do they get the Ring to Mt. Doom?

Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2017 07:47 PM (OwwIP)

94 I wonder if it will ever go back to how it was?

Where not every fragment of culture and media was an attempt to push a political narrative?

I doubt it.

Posted by: Maritime at September 19, 2017 07:48 PM (lKmt3)

95 This post should be read while listening to either "19th Nervous Breakdown" by the Rolling Rocks, or "The Mask" by Roger Glover.

Obscure.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at September 19, 2017 07:48 PM (S6Pax)

96 "Sources I know who are really upset..."

Hmmmm. These sources; exactly what are they good for- source material on people who are upset? Ms. Alcindor sounds like quite the journalist.

Posted by: LASue at September 19, 2017 07:48 PM (Mjus2)

97 En Fuego!

Posted by: That Guy who shouts "En Fuego!" at September 19, 2017 07:48 PM (yjmRY)

98 That is how I try to run my social media stuff: mostly interesting images and info I run across, quotes, hardboiled book sections, images of cute animals and Oregon scenery... and once in a while a poke at the left to remind people how loony they are.

That's all it really takes, just little reminders. There was an old communist party dictum in movie writing. They said "don't write the whole script commie. Just have one short piece, one small scene, one minute commie." People get it in small bursts and get used to it after a while.

That's a good approach for us. Be cool, funny, normal, interesting, entertaining, and... once in a while remind people what freaks the left are.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2017 07:49 PM (39g3+)

99 Alright, the left is melting down. Are there specific things we can do to "exploit it ruthlessly"?

Posted by: Emmie at September 19, 2017 07:49 PM (ZapPq)

100 92 'They were mad from before.'

Oh yea. The left has always been the refuge of commies, nutsos, and deviants. Liberalism is a mental disorder.
Posted by: Superfreaked at September 19, 2017 07:47 PM (UdKB7)

One sometimes gets the impression that the mere words 'Socialism' and 'Communism' draw towards them with magnetic force every fruit-juice drinker, nudist, sandal-wearer, sex-maniac, Quaker, 'Nature Cure' quack, pacifist, and feminist in England.
-George Orwell

Posted by: josephistan at September 19, 2017 07:49 PM (ANIFC)

101 En fuego!

Posted by: amy schumer at September 19, 2017 07:49 PM (mJ8mX)

102 If this is like the last time, in about a decade or so, the old hands from the pre-Obama left will take them all in hand and invent a new strategy to unite around and work diligently for 10 to 20 years in the political desert before repeating the cycle again.

Posted by: geoffb at September 19, 2017 07:50 PM (zOpu5)

103 "What makes people suddenly go beserk and hate everything anyway? Why does there have to be an underground? After all, there's the orb, the telescreen, the orgasmatron. What more do they want?"

Posted by: josephistan at September 19, 2017 07:50 PM (ANIFC)

104 Epic, simply epic.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, girthing his loins at September 19, 2017 07:50 PM (9tO1t)

105 The girl at right in the beginning of the video with the WTF look on her face is just ridiculously gorgeous. DAYUM.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2017 07:51 PM (NWiLs)

106 93
Seriously, though...
do they get the Ring to Mt. Doom?

Posted by: garrett


No, they unplug the red-eyed computer, then put it on a scuba tank and blow it up.


Posted by: pep at September 19, 2017 07:51 PM (LAe3v)

107 Nice points, Ace.

I personally would rather enjoy a nice bon mot from a likeably quirky television personality than listen to a 24/7 screed from a bulging-eyed psycho. First time I ever stumbled upon MSNBC I did a literal double take. There was some bit by (?Olberman) about Republicans and penises and graphics of skyscrapers, and the Eiffel Tower and penises and "Ha Ha Ha Republicans are dicks". Flipped the remote as quickly as I could.

It's Not Like Me.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 19, 2017 07:51 PM (wPiJc)

108 Posted by: That Guy who shouts "En Fuego!" at September 19, 2017 07:48 PM (yjmRY)


*stinkeye*

Posted by: that guy that shouts En Fuego! at September 19, 2017 07:51 PM (LTHVh)

109 Alright, the left is melting down. Are there specific things we can do to "exploit it ruthlessly"?
Posted by: Emmie

_________

I honestly don't believe Trump is some 3d chess master, but he's inadvertently exploiting it almost every day just being Trump.

Like the retweet where he's hitting hillary with the golf ball and knocking her down.

It's one of those things that should have just been an eye roll, but instead you had people saying how he's advocating assault on women.

Posted by: Maritime at September 19, 2017 07:51 PM (lKmt3)

110 Daniel Greenfield (Sultan Knish) noted this re: Islam recently.
It's good because it shows their desperation; they don;t have time to be subtle, to go slow. They are losing and they know it.
Posted by: Lizzy

It's because of....get this....fracking. And the fear of Iran. OPEC is breaking up.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at September 19, 2017 07:51 PM (S6Pax)

111 >>At least 45% of America certainly does. They spend all their time
glorifying weirdos and trying to make everyone else as weird and
demented as they are.




I think they get a lot of people on board because they present the weirdos as victims, and supporting them as a social responsibility.
That's why the LGBT activists presented SSM as love.

The stumbling block has been transgenders, since they are too weird and demanding to be perceived as simply victims. Losing the support they had with Obama (they knew he would ram this down middle America's throat!), the masks started coming off. Weird + angry + violent doesn't sell. And as that post at the Federalist said: OK, now I'm even questioning my support for SSM because of the transgender craziness.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2017 07:51 PM (W+vEI)

112 >>> Alright, the left is melting down. Are there specific things we can do to "exploit it ruthlessly"?

uh, i kinda wrote that title just to be catchy, and planned to think of something to say along those lines, but then I wrote All the Words and wanted to post it and be done with it. I had hoped that no one would notice I'd mentioned "exploiting it" in the headline.

So thanks.

Posted by: ace at September 19, 2017 07:52 PM (8rNrN)

113 Just got here.

Is that guy wearing a bra?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 19, 2017 07:52 PM (tRaq7)

114
One sometimes gets the impression that the mere words 'Socialism' and 'Communism' draw towards them with magnetic force every fruit-juice drinker, nudist, sandal-wearer, sex-maniac, Quaker, 'Nature Cure' quack, pacifist, and feminist in England.
-George Orwell
-------------

He left out, 'Green tea sipping lotus eaters'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, girthing his loins at September 19, 2017 07:52 PM (9tO1t)

115 So, was the volcano a metaphor? Or Brian Denehey?

Posted by: Paul Ryan at September 19, 2017 07:52 PM (/9uFC)

116 Former Secretary of States are a dime a dozen. Criminal dirtbag wife of perverted former president former Secretary of State, well there's only one of those abominations around.

I almost said "running around" but she ain't running for shit anymore!

Posted by: Dang at September 19, 2017 07:53 PM (RX8uZ)

117 A whole lot of content, and excellent.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 19, 2017 07:53 PM (PY9jH)

118 Is anyone here a publisher, media agency, or advertiser interested in a ad technology driver to drive results and achieve business gosls?

Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2017 07:53 PM (ghofu)

119 Okay, I read the post. What I take away is that the Lunatic Fringe is in control of news, education and entertainment, but in reality they do not Produce tangible squat. Better that than the other way around.

Normals are ceasing to suffer fools.

Posted by: kraken at September 19, 2017 07:53 PM (zSVEm)

120 Way to go Emmie. Hurting ace's feelings.

Posted by: buzzion at September 19, 2017 07:54 PM (z/Ubi)

121 Good read... Thanks

Posted by: E.T. at September 19, 2017 07:54 PM (P1GJy)

122 115. It was a metaphor for Brian Dennehy

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 07:54 PM (fA1SL)

123 Shorter version: This is how you get Trump 2.0.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 19, 2017 07:54 PM (PY9jH)

124 Woman in Porche shoots homeless man.

https://tinyurl.com/y933z6zm

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 19, 2017 07:54 PM (Nwg0u)

125 99
Alright, the left is melting down. Are there specific things we can do to "exploit it ruthlessly"?

Posted by: Emmie at September 19, 2017 07:49 PM (ZapPq)


---

I think that's the best/most interesting part. There's really not. We're no different than we have been. We just calmly, quietly, and peacefully got fed up and said "stop, I don't want you to do that to me."

Now they're pissed that we said no to their advances and they're going to start boiling rabbits. Because to them it's our fault that we can't understand how their pro-rape approach is okay because they love us sooooo much and know what's best for us since we're inherently not as smart as they are.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football - Forever at September 19, 2017 07:55 PM (rjrh3)

126 I. Will. Never. Be...*hic*

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at September 19, 2017 07:55 PM (Tyii7)

127 That's a really good video, ace. Thanks for posting it. That young man is very impressive.

Posted by: grammie winger - heretic at September 19, 2017 07:55 PM (lwiT4)

128


Regarding the trauma of Hillary's loss - BDS was the frontier of lefty politically-induced derangement. And that was a long time ago - like, half of your 29-year-old lifetime, Ace.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 19, 2017 07:55 PM (Id9+8)

129 had hoped that no one would notice I'd mentioned "exploiting it" in the headline.




No, I noticed too. Ya gotta watch it Ace. These Horde people will attack...they don't miss a thing. I've gotten caught out myself.

Posted by: Pandora's Box at September 19, 2017 07:55 PM (Ae45Z)

130 >>Woman in Porche shoots homeless man.


Well, if he was on her porch...

Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2017 07:55 PM (OwwIP)

131 95,
"This post should be read while listening to either "19th Nervous
Breakdown" by the Rolling Rocks, or "The Mask" by Roger Glover.



Obscure."


I'll give you obscure.
"Insanity comes quietly to the structured mind" By Janis Ian.
http://tinyurl.com/y7gke57a

Posted by: geoffb at September 19, 2017 07:55 PM (zOpu5)

132 Oboes vs. bassoons.

Discuss.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 19, 2017 07:57 PM (Mouru)

133 "Janis Ian"



Emo.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 19, 2017 07:57 PM (Id9+8)

134 115
So, was the volcano a metaphor? Or Brian Denehey?


Apropos of nothing, but I like the scene in Joe vs the Volcano where Tom Hanks is in the middle of the ocean, dancing to Come Go With Me.

Posted by: pep at September 19, 2017 07:58 PM (LAe3v)

135 Oboes vs. bassoons.



Discuss.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 19, 2017 07:57 PM (Mouru)

Bassoons, natch.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 19, 2017 07:58 PM (Id9+8)

136 Did not Janis Ian do " My Name is Luka"? Yeah, emo....

Posted by: kraken at September 19, 2017 07:59 PM (zSVEm)

137 118 cont.
Well Sonobi can help you.

Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2017 07:59 PM (ghofu)

138 Oboes vs. bassoons.



Discuss.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 19, 2017 07:57 PM (Mouru)


--

The monkeys are going to win every time since the winos aren't going to have the nutrition to maintain any level of violence for very long.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football - Forever at September 19, 2017 07:59 PM (rjrh3)

139 >>>120 Way to go Emmie. Hurting ace's feelings.


I need a #SafeSpace and some Therapy Playdoh.

Also, you're racist for bringing this up.

Posted by: ace at September 19, 2017 07:59 PM (8rNrN)

140 It's the trannies. They went full retard with the tranny nonsense.

Posted by: Max Power at September 19, 2017 07:59 PM (q177U)

141
"This Is A Watershed Moment"

I think I know what this means, using context, intuition, and my general knowledge, but I've never been told what this expression means.

What does it mean?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 19, 2017 07:59 PM (xeiq6)

142 132
Oboes vs. bassoons.


Discuss.


Oboes are the tranvestites of the woodwinds. Are they not manly enough to be the bassoons nature intended they be? Do they lack the commitment to go full piccolo?

Posted by: pep at September 19, 2017 08:00 PM (LAe3v)

143 >>>No, I noticed too. Ya gotta watch it Ace. These Horde people will attack...they don't miss a thing. I've gotten caught out myself.

they're all sexist and want to Control My Body

Posted by: ace at September 19, 2017 08:00 PM (8rNrN)

144 >> Alright, the left is melting down. Are there specific things we can do to "exploit it ruthlessly"?



I think one of the things that Trump does that drives them batty is he refuses to use their language. That's something that can be done by all of us. Don't say 'undocumented immigrant,' say 'illegal alien', etc.. Most of us probably already do that, but it's a small change if you're not.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2017 08:00 PM (W+vEI)

145 A whole lot of content, and excellent.

Yep.

Mental illness is a complex thing where many seemingly small and normally insignificant things, ideas, and concepts take on a much larger meaning to those afflicted by it. Ace is pointing out a lot of stuff that needs pointing out.

Trust me on this, I've seen this close up and been a victim of it. I thank God for saving me from it's destructive influences which are manifold.

You go, Ace.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 19, 2017 08:00 PM (tRaq7)

146 I had hoped that no one would notice I'd mentioned "exploiting it" in the headline.


---

And then here comes the mansplaining. Typical.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football - Forever at September 19, 2017 08:00 PM (rjrh3)

147 Did not Janis Ian do " My Name is Luka"? Yeah, emo....

Posted by: kraken at September 19, 2017 07:59 PM (zSVEm)

Wasn't that Suzanne Vega?
Janis Ian was "Society's Child" and "Seventeen."

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 19, 2017 08:00 PM (Id9+8)

148 The girl at right in the beginning of the video with the WTF look on her face is just ridiculously gorgeous. DAYUM.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2017 07:51 PM (NWiLs)

Wasn't that the ShoeOnHead chick?

Posted by: Country Boy - CenTexMoMee AmbASSador at September 19, 2017 08:00 PM (2QnUt)

149 Oboes vs. bassoons.



Discuss.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 19, 2017 07:57 PM (Mouru)
===========================

Oboes. Easier to store in the hall closet. Ask me how I know.

Posted by: grammie winger - heretic at September 19, 2017 08:00 PM (lwiT4)

150 >>>"This Is A Watershed Moment

it means turning point, critical point, etc.

Why it means that, I don't know. I always wondered myself.

Posted by: ace at September 19, 2017 08:00 PM (8rNrN)

151 142 132
Oboes vs. bassoons.


Discuss.

Oboes are the tranvestites of the woodwinds. Are they not manly enough to be the bassoons nature intended they be? Do they lack the commitment to go full piccolo?
Posted by: pep at September 19, 2017 08:00 PM (LAe3v)

As the viola is the moped of the stringed instruments.

Posted by: josephistan at September 19, 2017 08:01 PM (ANIFC)

152 Triggleypuff's arms are really shaky. And her voice is not melodious. She doesn't seem polite or smart. She's kind of a mess. Poor Cora. Her buddies Rebecca Goyette and Donna Larner aren't much better. I hope they are the "others"!

Posted by: LASue at September 19, 2017 08:01 PM (Mjus2)

153 *hands ace my dog*

Have some puppy therapy!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2017 08:01 PM (W+vEI)

154 148 The girl at right in the beginning of the video with the WTF look on her face is just ridiculously gorgeous. DAYUM.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2017 07:51 PM (NWiLs)

Wasn't that the ShoeOnHead chick?
Posted by: Country Boy - CenTexMoMee AmbASSador at September 19, 2017 08:00 PM (2QnUt)

No. Different girl. Similar eye makeup though.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2017 08:01 PM (NWiLs)

155 Wow! Where'd that Batman kid in Trigglypuff come from??
I wanna vote for him!

Posted by: mnw at September 19, 2017 08:01 PM (uqdlV)

156 I think one of the things that Trump does that
drives them batty is he refuses to use their language. That's something
that can be done by all of us. Don't say 'undocumented immigrant,' say
'illegal alien', etc.. Most of us probably already do that, but it's a
small change if you're not.


Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2017 08:00 PM (W+vEI)

And NEVER use "cis" anything.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 19, 2017 08:01 PM (Id9+8)

157 I always wondered what Trigglypuff was, and I tried to read between the lines in the posts.

I finally landed on idea that it was a nickname for Ace.

So, yea, guess I got that wrong.

Posted by: Pandora's Box at September 19, 2017 08:01 PM (Ae45Z)

158 Did not Janis Ian do " My Name is Luka"?

I used to play that song over and over again for Zombie Eleanor in the Lincoln Bedroom. *hic*

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at September 19, 2017 08:01 PM (Tyii7)

159 The chick or whatever in the bottom pick looks like Eichmann, as a youth, only more crazy.....

Posted by: kraken at September 19, 2017 08:01 PM (zSVEm)

160 "A para-social relationship is the feeling of having some kind of rapport with someone you don't really have any relationship with"

Is this why I hang out here with people I've never met?

Posted by: RI Red at September 19, 2017 08:01 PM (+WXeq)

161 I need a #SafeSpace and some Therapy Playdoh.

Go Old School, a half gallon of cookie dough Haagen-Dazs.

Posted by: that guy that shouts En Fuego! at September 19, 2017 08:02 PM (LTHVh)

162 135, 136,

Was there emo in 1967? I don't remember that.

Posted by: geoffb at September 19, 2017 08:02 PM (zOpu5)

163 139 >>>120 Way to go Emmie. Hurting ace's feelings.


I need a #SafeSpace and some Therapy Playdoh.

Also, you're racist for bringing this up.
Posted by: ace at September 19, 2017 07:59 PM (8rNrN)



I think she should make it up to you by flashing you.


And me, for suggesting it as a way to make it up to you.

Posted by: buzzion at September 19, 2017 08:02 PM (z/Ubi)

164 Do they lack the commitment to go full piccolo?


Posted by: pep at September 19, 2017 08:00 PM (LAe3v)
============================

Oboes outclass piccolos by at least three castes. The reed alone laughs at the piccolo.

Posted by: grammie winger - heretic at September 19, 2017 08:02 PM (lwiT4)

165 118, 137 cont

Well Sonobi there seems to be no takers.
So go peddle your shit elsewhere

Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2017 08:02 PM (ghofu)

166 ah okay. Well a watershed is where there's a land elevation (ridge, mountains) that sends water tumbling one way or the other. So a watershed moment is a moment that can send events down one path, or the other, irretrievably.

Posted by: ace at September 19, 2017 08:02 PM (8rNrN)

167 dammit

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 19, 2017 08:03 PM (LTHVh)

168 Here, ace. Kate Upton wants to offer you a Safe Space:

http://tinyurl.com/y6w9mr4b

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 19, 2017 08:03 PM (PY9jH)

169 159
The chick or whatever in the bottom pick looks like Eichmann, as a youth, only more crazy.....

Posted by: kraken


But he looks so happy.

Posted by: pep at September 19, 2017 08:03 PM (LAe3v)

170 Miley you are right... still emo though...

Posted by: kraken at September 19, 2017 08:03 PM (zSVEm)

171 I think she should make it up to you by flashing you.


And me, for suggesting it as a way to make it up to you.
Posted by: buzzion at September 19, 2017 08:02 PM (z/Ubi)



Hey, is it too late for me to get in on this somehow?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 19, 2017 08:03 PM (Mouru)

172 You have every position of power you need. All that is required is that you USE it.

Posted by: Xeno at September 19, 2017 08:04 PM (9bNq3)

173 Great post, Ace.

I tend toward pessimism about the future of Western Civilization, but I do make an effort to note positive things.

I've long thought that there's at least the possibility that the left is sowing the seeds of its own destruction. It may be that leftists were more dangerous when they were less honest and direct--when they claimed to support speech, for example.

That was always a lie, but many people believed it. At least some of those people have to be re-examining their assumptions now.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 19, 2017 08:04 PM (398bZ)

174 "A para-social relationship is the feeling of having
some kind of rapport with someone you don't really have any
relationship with"



Is this why I hang out here with people I've never met?

Posted by: RI Red at September 19, 2017 08:01 PM (+WXeq)

Does "really" mean "not in meatworld"?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 19, 2017 08:04 PM (Id9+8)

175 150 >>>"This Is A Watershed Moment

it means turning point, critical point, etc.

Why it means that, I don't know. I always wondered myself.
Posted by: ace at September 19, 2017 08:00 PM (8rNrN)

A watershed is the divide in a mountain range, where on one side all water drains into one rver system, and the other side drains into another river system. So it's s big dividing line.

Posted by: josephistan at September 19, 2017 08:04 PM (ANIFC)

176 You know the pose: Some say we should kill every single Iranian man, woman, and child by launching 10,000 nuclear missiles at them without warning. Some others say we should sign over to Iran the entirety of the US gross national product. I dismiss the extremists on either side -- I say we merely give Iran $150 billion, as well as a go-ahead to build their own nuclear missiles.

=============

At Oxford we called that The Hegelian Dialectic: thesis; antithesis; synthesis.

I used it to perfection to become the most beloved rapist in the country!

Posted by: Bill Clinton at September 19, 2017 08:04 PM (BiLU+)

177 >>>"This Is A Watershed Moment
it means turning point, critical point, etc.
Why it means that, I don't know. I always wondered myself

It means somethng flooded in and washed out the old way so a new way was established.

Posted by: Superfreaked at September 19, 2017 08:04 PM (UdKB7)

178 162

135, 136,

Was there emo in 1967? I don't remember that.
Posted by: geoffb at September 19, 2017 08:02 PM (zOpu5)

dunno really... maybe precursors...

Posted by: kraken at September 19, 2017 08:05 PM (zSVEm)

179 the viola is the moped of the stringed instruments.

Posted by: josephistan at September 19, 2017 08:01 PM (ANIFC)
=============================

True. If the cello and the bass don't show up, you have a real problem. No viola? meh

Posted by: grammie winger - heretic at September 19, 2017 08:05 PM (lwiT4)

180 >>>Is this why I hang out here with people I've never met?


when you hang out with people online, that's not really para-social, I don't think. If you're interacting with people, even if through remote electronic means, that's an actual relationship, although not a close-proximity one.

Para-social relationships are where one person is interacting with you (Keith Olbermann, yapping at you) but you're not really interacting with him.

Posted by: ace at September 19, 2017 08:05 PM (8rNrN)

181 On October 7th, 1996, Fox News launched. It actually gave Conservatives ten or more seconds without interrupting their Point of View with specious arguments and detractions that I started listening to Conservative Stuff.

It was immediately attacked.

When I started listening to Rush Limbaugh, (as entertainment), in '92 I laughed and "Got His Point", but I wasn't sold.

It wasn't until I saw the media outlets attack Fox as an outlier that I actually understood "The Bubble". I understood the "Not Like Me" Borg for what they were.

I'd like to thank Rush Limbaugh for paving the path to light defeating darkness.

I'd cursed at God for my own imperfections, loudly.

I no longer remain ignorant. Thank God.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Just a Guy With a Keyboard at September 19, 2017 08:05 PM (Ckg4U)

182 "A para-social relationship is the feeling of having some kind of rapport with someone you don't really have any relationship with"

Is this why I hang out here with people I've never met?
Posted by: RI Red at September 19, 2017 08:01 PM (+WXeq)

We have some real in your face MoMee's coming up that could change that.

Posted by: Country Boy - CenTexMoMee AmbASSador at September 19, 2017 08:05 PM (2QnUt)

183 Everyone is crazy except me.

Posted by: Napoleon Bonapostpartum at September 19, 2017 08:05 PM (IqV8l)

184 I meant, "really" is a vague term. What constitutes a real relationship? Do online friends not count for anything? How much time/connection do you need in meatworld to count as a real relationship?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 19, 2017 08:06 PM (Id9+8)

185 True Fact : Water infiltration is the downfall of most sheds.

Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2017 08:06 PM (OwwIP)

186 Sonobi has taught you well, Ace-san

Posted by: Dildo Bugger at September 19, 2017 08:06 PM (S7qSx)

187 Another reason that everyone has this political mania is because you are punished if you disagree. It is not just "virtue signaling," but insanity signaling.

If you agree that men with dicks can decide themselves women, you will have an easier time in that bicoastal society, and if you get more outrageous you will even be lauded.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at September 19, 2017 08:06 PM (LWu6U)

188 136 Did not Janis Ian do " My Name is Luka"? Yeah, emo....
Posted by: kraken at September 19, 2017 07:59 PM (zSVEm)


No, that was Suzanne Vega.

Janis Ian did "At Seventeen". It came out when I was 17, and I loved it. OK, maybe I was an emo kid years before the term was coined.

Anywho, I got to see her perform it live many years later, which was cool.

Posted by: rickl at September 19, 2017 08:06 PM (sdi6R)

189 113 Just got here.

Is that guy wearing a bra?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 19, 2017 07:52 PM (tRaq7)

That's a 'bro'.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 19, 2017 08:06 PM (rb1zT)

190 "A para-social relationship is the feeling of having
some kind of rapport with someone you don't really have any relationship with"



A False Karass.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 19, 2017 08:07 PM (LTHVh)

191 The water shed is where we were taken when we needed an enema. A water shed moment is referring to all the shit in said water shed after the "cleansing" of the bowels. The phrase refers to a time of great shitting.

Posted by: Gramps, reminiscing his truly fucked up childhood at September 19, 2017 08:07 PM (RX8uZ)

192 I meant, "really" is a vague term. What constitutes a real relationship? Do online friends not count for anything?


By your questions it's obvious that you've never tried to borrow money from one.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 19, 2017 08:07 PM (Mouru)

193 Snowflake from central casting. Perfect.




Isn't it amazing that all of these SJWs are freaks of nature, mental defectives.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 19, 2017 08:07 PM (auHtY)

194 184. About 10 minutes, if you're thinking about baseball stats at the time.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 08:07 PM (fA1SL)

195 It was pie in the sky kind of hope but wished after a few years of President DT some reasonable Democrats would see he wasn't the ogre the media made him out to be and some would come around.
But the Left isn't giving up and is getting worse so it was just a dream.

Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2017 08:07 PM (ghofu)

196 Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at September 19, 2017 07:48 PM (S6Pax)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoNSFFhyEi8

Darn good video quality too, but live audio recordings leave a bit to be desired!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 19, 2017 08:07 PM (gwPgz)

197 Great post, ace! I read it AND the comments!

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at September 19, 2017 08:07 PM (hMwEB)

198 That's a 'bro'.


A Mansiere.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 19, 2017 08:07 PM (LTHVh)

199 In other words: They [the Left] relentlessly Otherize their political opponents.

==============

You know who else Otherized their political opponents? Yeah, that's right ... Hitler, Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot, et. al.

Posted by: ShainS at September 19, 2017 08:08 PM (BiLU+)

200
it means turning point, critical point, etc.

Why it means that, I don't know. I always wondered myself.


Yeah, that's the context. Here's what I think it means: Say you just put a roof on your barn or cabin, now you're structure is "waterproof" so to speak. So the completion of the roof is a "watershed" moment.

The moment your project is ready to be "tested" by something, such as The Elements, for example.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 19, 2017 08:08 PM (xeiq6)

201 A False Karass.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 19, 2017 08:07 PM (LTHVh)



Know in France as a faux-carah

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 19, 2017 08:08 PM (Mouru)

202 >> If you're interacting with people, even if through remote electronic means, that's an actual relationship, although not a close-proximity one.


Fine. Just. Don't start getting all clingy and shit.

Okay?

Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2017 08:08 PM (OwwIP)

203 Para-social relationships are where one person is
interacting with you (Keith Olbermann, yapping at you) but you're not
really interacting with him.





Posted by: ace at September 19, 2017 08:05 PM (8rNrN)

How can that even be considered a relationship, though?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 19, 2017 08:08 PM (Id9+8)

204 "para" as in parasitic?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at September 19, 2017 08:08 PM (LWu6U)

205 BTW Ace, that was a fantastic screed!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 19, 2017 08:08 PM (gwPgz)

206 Janis Ian did "At Seventeen". It came out when I was 17, and I loved it.
=============================


That song made me want to shoot out my own ear canals. Jiminy crickets - could it BE more depressing?

Posted by: grammie winger - heretic at September 19, 2017 08:09 PM (lwiT4)

207 So thanks.

Posted by: ace at September 19, 2017 07:52 PM (8rNrN)


Sorry, Ace.

I just wonder if there is more I could do in a practical way. I see the problems, and currently just obsess helplessly and wonder why people are so stubbornly self-destructive.

On the plus side, I'm beginning to suspect that my s-i-l's rabid and abusive leftism is driving my academia-steeped stepdaughter away from the extreme left.

Posted by: Emmie at September 19, 2017 08:09 PM (ZapPq)

208 By your questions it's obvious that you've never tried to borrow money from one.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 19, 2017 08:07 PM (Mouru)

Fuck, I don't try to borrow money from anybody.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 19, 2017 08:09 PM (Id9+8)

209 i lurve brian piccolo

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at September 19, 2017 08:09 PM (Tyii7)

210 Para-social relationships are where one person is
interacting with you (Keith Olbermann, yapping at you) but you're not
really interacting with him.





Posted by: ace at September 19, 2017 08:05 PM (8rNrN)

How can that even be considered a relationship, though?

Forget it, he's rolling.

Posted by: Country Boy - CenTexMoMee AmbASSador at September 19, 2017 08:10 PM (2QnUt)

211 Jiminy crickets - could it BE more depressing?



Posted by: grammie winger - heretic


Excellent use of the Chandlerian tense.

Posted by: pep at September 19, 2017 08:10 PM (LAe3v)

212 And here's the other thing: we watched Clinton rallies and Trump rallies. We saw the folks that attended them. We saw how the Clinton people behaved towards the Sanders supporters.

Honestly, which group would you rather hang out with? Clinton supporters? Or Trump supporters? Try as she could, Hillary just couldn't stand having ordinary Americans at her rallies

Posted by: notsothoreau at September 19, 2017 08:10 PM (JKNZq)

213 More snowflake pics. Feel like I should play the song "Memories"

Someone posted it during Boobgate & I kept the link.

http://tinyurl.com/ycarr37p

Posted by: Pandora's Box at September 19, 2017 08:10 PM (Ae45Z)

214 Fuck, I don't try to borrow money from anybody.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 19, 2017 08:09 PM (Id9+



Okay, we can be friends then.

So who's your favorite singer?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 19, 2017 08:10 PM (Mouru)

215 About 10 minutes, if you're thinking about baseball stats at the time.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 08:07 PM (fA1SL)
==========================

Baseball's on? Shoot. Rev's gone and I don't know how to work the TV.

Posted by: grammie winger - heretic at September 19, 2017 08:11 PM (lwiT4)

216 205. Rises to the level of a jeremiad, even.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 08:11 PM (fA1SL)

217 I am encouraged by the possibility that there are normal people who are beginning to notice that leftism is insane.

Posted by: Emmie at September 19, 2017 08:11 PM (ZapPq)

218 Watershed Moment

St. Louis Co MN drains into The Gulf, The Atlantic and Hudson Bay.

Posted by: DaveA at September 19, 2017 08:12 PM (FhXTo)

219
Was today's address to the UN by President Trump a "watershed moment" for US foreign policy?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 19, 2017 08:12 PM (xeiq6)

220 granfalloon - a false karass; i.e., a group of people who imagine they have a connection that does not really exist. An example is "Hoosiers"; Hoosiers are people from Indiana, and Hoosiers have no true spiritual destiny in common, so they really share little more than a name. Another example is a Cornellian, a student or graduate of Cornell University.

You may now continue.

Posted by: @SOEarpiece at September 19, 2017 08:12 PM (LTHVh)

221

Those Trigglypuff flapping upper arm fat lobes get me hard every time.

Posted by: Sphynx at September 19, 2017 08:12 PM (OZmbA)

222 I am encouraged by the possibility that there are normal people who are beginning to notice that leftism is insane.


Good luck. Half the population of Cambodia died before people started to realize that.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 19, 2017 08:12 PM (Mouru)

223
I was just looking at the Daily Caller. Melania wore a pantsuit to the UN for Trump's speech. And black heels.

She rocked it of course. Just compare Melania's in a pantsuit to The Beast and laugh.

But, Melania would look hot in a burlap bag, anyway.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 19, 2017 08:12 PM (8O3HH)

224 About 10 minutes, if you're thinking about baseball stats at the time.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 08:07 PM (fA1SL)

I did start to answer, but why type and delete?

<buttons lip>

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 19, 2017 08:12 PM (Id9+8)

225 206 Janis Ian did "At Seventeen". It came out when I was 17, and I loved it.
=============================


That song made me want to shoot out my own ear canals. Jiminy crickets - could it BE more depressing?

Posted by: grammie winger - heretic at September 19, 2017 08:09 PM (lwiT4)


Let's just say I could relate to it at the time.

Or even now, for that matter.

Posted by: rickl at September 19, 2017 08:12 PM (sdi6R)

226 We have some real in your face MoMee's coming up that could change that.

Posted by: Country Boy - CenTexMoMee AmbASSador at September 19, 2017 08:05 PM (2QnUt)


And my personal recommendation is that if there is any way a dedicated Moran can attend a MoMee, any MoMee, they should do what ever it takes to attend. Morons in person are even nicer and more interesting than you would have concluded from their comments here!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 19, 2017 08:13 PM (gwPgz)

227 "para" as in "adjacent to" or "somewhat like."

>>.How can that even be considered a relationship, though?

well it's not, but you feel that way -- people like actors they've never met just because of the sense of the actor they get from film roles or interviews.

People feel like they "know" someone they technically don't. In a way, they do know *something* of the person, but they don't really know the person.

But people kind of feel like they know strangers just because, as I said, the brain isn't used to seeing someone close up on TV and not actually "knowing" that person.

I mean, let me put it like this: Who hasn't felt disappointed and even a little betrayed when discovering that some celebrity one's a fan of is actually a rabid, toxic, lunatic lefty?

I have. And yet, I have no real reason to feel that way. But I feel like a friend has misled me, and hidden from me his awful side.

I had that happen with James Roday from psych six months ago. He pumped out some rapid TRUMP RUSSIA!!! tweet, and I felt steamed and used. Like, I've told everyone to watch Psych, and now he pulls this shit on me?

It's not rational, but the brain feels like anyone it's "hung out with" for a while, even if only on tv, is kind of a friend, in a way.

Posted by: ace at September 19, 2017 08:13 PM (8rNrN)

228 > Why it means that, I don't know. I always wondered myself.

The origin come from the peak where water falls off. Now we have corrupted it to mean everything within those peaks where the water falls in the same direction, but it used to be the peak, where on one side water goes one way, and the other side it goes the other.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at September 19, 2017 08:13 PM (LWu6U)

229 "Okay, we can be friends then.



So who's your favorite singer
"
-Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 19, 2017 08:10 PM (Mouru)

-Please say the guy with the sewing machine.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Just a Guy With a Keyboard at September 19, 2017 08:13 PM (Ckg4U)

230 "A para-social relationship is the feeling of having
some kind of rapport with someone you don't really have any relationship with"


A False Karass

-
A granfalloon.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 19, 2017 08:13 PM (Nwg0u)

231 It is a relationship pretty much between two human beings if it engenders feelings in the other (Comradeship, romance, loyalty, hate- whatever.)

So I would more argue that some interactions on the net are relationships and some aren't.

(This is an arbitrary definition of my own, so YMMV.)

I would say that a lot of the interactions here are relationships (chiding Ace for his carpentry and tool knowledge, ATC for her height, NG for being a dentist.) Once you know the people well enough to pick their comments out of a lineup, it crosses that boundary.

The MOmees are attempts to forge a stronger relationship, not create one. It's a healthy part of being human- the formation of tribes of like minded individuals.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 19, 2017 08:13 PM (rb1zT)

232 >>Isn't it amazing that all of these SJWs are freaks of nature, mental defectives.


I think a lot of them sure don't start out that way, but their embrace of a sick ideology corrupts them from the inside out. Recall "Moldylocks" was a cute gal until she went to college, became a Marxist, started starring in hairy grunge porn, joined antifa... Same thing goes with RSMcCain's occasional posts on feminist tumblr, where he'll include before and after feminism photos. Cute turned ugly, with dyed hair, facial piercings, clunky glasses, tattoos, etc.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2017 08:14 PM (W+vEI)

233 >>>Those Trigglypuff flapping upper arm fat lobes get me hard every time.


"Bingo Wings"

Posted by: ace at September 19, 2017 08:14 PM (8rNrN)

234 Janis Ian reminds me of a bisexual I used to date in college.

By the time I got done with him, he was 100% gay.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 19, 2017 08:14 PM (Id9+8)

235 People don't like to feel like they're being had -- and the minute you get clumsy and impatient in your con and let your mark know you're conning him, he's not a mark anymore. Now he's an enemy.

==============

Not us! We're still happy, useful marks ...

Posted by: McConnell and Ryan, esq. at September 19, 2017 08:14 PM (BiLU+)

236 These small pushes are more effective than large pushes, because small pushes can be subtle enough to pass undetected, whereas large pushes are obvious and clumsy -- and people get their hackles up when they realize the nightly newscast is nothing but a 30 minute political ad. (And people hate political ads.)

I basically ignored politics until Obama took office and a few months later I started noticing all radical kinds of things he was pushing for. In the 2012 campaign, the MSM's behavior (think Chris Matthews and Candy Crowley) started to really frighten me. Yes, the current "wokening" is their doing, although from their perspective, they woke people in the wrong direction.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 19, 2017 08:14 PM (/qEW2)

237 226. True.....except for insomniac.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 08:14 PM (fA1SL)

238 So who's your favorite singer"
-Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 19, 2017 08:10 PM (Mouru)

-Please say the guy with the sewing machine.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Just a Guy With a Keyboard at September 19, 2017 08:13 PM (Ckg4U)



Isaac Bashevis would have been a clever answer.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 19, 2017 08:14 PM (Mouru)

239 A "watershed" is where the yokels store their rainwater out on the prairies, where the dust storms never cease due to the climate changing.

Posted by: Manhattanite who grows a tomato plant on the back steps at September 19, 2017 08:14 PM (JyFLk)

240 Let's just say I could relate to it at the time.

**revoked**

Posted by: Mancard Processing Center at September 19, 2017 08:15 PM (Tyii7)

241
You know who else Otherized their political opponents? Yeah, that's right ... Hitler, Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot, et. al.
Posted by: ShainS


At least they didn't Motherize! them.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 19, 2017 08:15 PM (IqV8l)

242 239 A "watershed" is where the yokels store their rainwater out on the prairies, where the dust storms never cease due to the climate changing.
Posted by: Manhattanite who grows a tomato plant on the back steps at September 19, 2017 08:14 PM (JyFLk)

Wasn't it a lack of a watershed due to deforestation by government land grants that caused the dust bowl?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 19, 2017 08:16 PM (rb1zT)

243 "Isaac Bashevis would have been a clever answer."
-Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 19, 2017 08:14 PM (Mouru)

Sure, it would have been. I'm not that bright and the word "clever" means "Not Funny".

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Just a Guy With a Keyboard at September 19, 2017 08:16 PM (Ckg4U)

244 203 Para-social relationships are where one person is
interacting with you (Keith Olbermann, yapping at you) but you're not
really interacting with him.





Posted by: ace at September 19, 2017 08:05 PM (8rNrN)

How can that even be considered a relationship, though?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 19, 2017 08:08 PM (Id9+

And if paranormal is not normal...

would a para relationship be not a relationship?

Posted by: Don Q. at September 19, 2017 08:16 PM (NgKpN)

245 Will someon give me a TLR.

Did he like the movie or not?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at September 19, 2017 08:16 PM (LWu6U)

246 >>>Snowflake from centeal casting.

If you perversely enjoy this kind of thing, the occasional Cringe Threads on 4Chan's /b/ is mandatory viewing.

Posted by: Curmudgeonly Ex-Clerk at September 19, 2017 08:16 PM (H5knJ)

247 That's a 'bro'.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 19, 2017 08:06 PM (rb1zT)


Please to be 'splainin' it to me, Lucy.

Is that a guy or a girl. Or does he/she even know?

And why would a guy want to wear a bra? He's not even pudgy enough to have moobs.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 19, 2017 08:16 PM (tRaq7)

248 237 226. True.....except for insomniac.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 08:14 PM (fA1SL)

Thpppppt.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2017 08:17 PM (NWiLs)

249 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I SOLD THAT GIRL HER T-SHIRT FOR 55 CLAMS

Posted by: BEN BUTTLICKBERGER at September 19, 2017 08:17 PM (S7qSx)

250 65 The left has made everything political so you can't escape them. That large soda in NYC, the kind of light bulbs in your house, the meat in your freezer, where your electricity comes from... it's all political. Because of the left. So when they saw Trump win, EVERYTHING was ruined because they made EVERYTHING political. Good. Fuck them. I hope the therapy makes them worse.
Posted by: Dang at September 19, 2017 07:41 PM (RX8uZ)

We have a stringent 'no politics' policy at work.
Every time it comes up I point out that the problem is for some people everything is political: light bulbs, football... you name it.

A low key dig that that the people doing this are totalitarian progs without saying it.
And your stupid office policy won't work because their is no safe space from 'them' so shove your head deeper in the sand boss.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 19, 2017 08:17 PM (IWbvi)

251 Watershed moment is kind of like a damn break, right. The two bodies of water separated by a watershed are united when it collapses.

Posted by: Max Power at September 19, 2017 08:17 PM (q177U)

252 >>>Same thing goes with RSMcCain's occasional posts on feminist tumblr, where he'll include before and after feminism photos. Cute turned ugly, with dyed hair, facial piercings, clunky glasses, tattoos, etc.

diversity & Comics has a great term for this. Actually a real word, but used for a novel purpose. He calls this "aposematism," which is a real thing: It's the warning coloration of poisonous animals (snakes, frogs) warning people to stay away. (or the trick aposematism, where a non-venmous toad has colors similar to venomous species.)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aposematism

I mean, these people really are doing their level best to say "stay away from me, I'm crazy and toxic."

I take them at their word.

Posted by: ace at September 19, 2017 08:17 PM (8rNrN)

253 136, 188,

I just mentioned that song because, too me, it does a good job of evoking what insanity is like as does the play Marat/Sade on a larger scale. And I like the song ---- and the play too. But then I was 19 in 1967 when I first heard them both and that is an age where many likes are fixed into the mind.

Posted by: geoffb at September 19, 2017 08:17 PM (zOpu5)

254
btw, ever notice that "commode" (a.k.a. toilet) is the root word commodore?

Or is it?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 19, 2017 08:17 PM (xeiq6)

255 >> By the time I got done with him, he was 100% gay.

Odd, sort of like all the women around here. When I try to get frisky, they all claim to be lesbos. It's just strange how there's such a high proportion of lesbos around here.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 19, 2017 08:18 PM (8O3HH)

256 And if paranormal is not normal...

would a para relationship be not a relationship?
Posted by: Don Q. at September 19, 2017 08:16 PM (NgKpN)

I can't deal with one relationship, let alone a pair of 'em.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2017 08:18 PM (NWiLs)

257 a watershed moment is where I have diarrhea at a restaurant for 20 minutes and walk out dehydrated, like just happened last week.

Posted by: ace at September 19, 2017 08:18 PM (8rNrN)

258 244. A para relationship is one maintained by the judicious application of 550 paracord to prevent the other party's leaving.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 08:18 PM (fA1SL)

259
What's "commodore?" A naval rank, right?

No one's really sure what a commodore is -- let's be honest.

What does the Commodore have to do with commodes?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 19, 2017 08:19 PM (xeiq6)

260 Odd, sort of like all the women around here. When I try to get frisky, they all claim to be lesbos. It's just strange how there's such a high proportion of lesbos around here.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 19, 2017 08:18 PM (8O3HH)



You saw "Scared Straight," right?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 19, 2017 08:19 PM (Mouru)

261 254
btw, ever notice that "commode" (a.k.a. toilet) is the root word commodore?

Or is it?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 19, 2017 08:17 PM (xeiq6)

Don't discommode me.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 19, 2017 08:19 PM (rb1zT)

262 What instrument provides the low part of the foghorn sound on Into the Mystic? Bass sax?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 19, 2017 08:19 PM (PUmDY)

263
And aren't toilets (located in "the head") called "commodes" on ships/boats?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 19, 2017 08:19 PM (xeiq6)

264 Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2017 08:14 PM (W+vEI)

More?

I found out the dysfunction IS contagious...

If you are around dysfunctional people... it spreads to your life... almost inevitably.... like a disease...

Now... when you, as a group, start to celebrate dysfunction... reward it even???? Like.... say... on a College campus???

Posted by: Don Q. at September 19, 2017 08:19 PM (NgKpN)

265 Am I banned?
I dropped in to say I would be back next month & had Red Error?

Posted by: Carol at September 19, 2017 08:19 PM (NKOy9)

266 No one's really sure what a commodore is -- let's be honest.

What does the Commodore have to do with commodes?


He's who the Groom of the Stool reports to.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 19, 2017 08:20 PM (Mouru)

267

The snowflake from central casting is a female (biologically) IMHO. Two points: (no pun intended): fat around the armpits and no sign of facial hair. Of course 'xer' "two points" are missing or concealed.

This analysis is possible after my education by my sister on how to spot a true female after I asked a guy made up like a woman to dance at a nightclub.

Posted by: Sphynx at September 19, 2017 08:20 PM (OZmbA)

268
btw, how the heck was James Bond a "commodore?"

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 19, 2017 08:20 PM (xeiq6)

269 232 >>Isn't it amazing that all of these SJWs are freaks of nature, mental defectives.


I think a lot of them sure don't start out that way, but their embrace of a sick ideology corrupts them from the inside out. Recall "Moldylocks" was a cute gal until she went to college, became a Marxist, started starring in hairy grunge porn, joined antifa... Same thing goes with RSMcCain's occasional posts on feminist tumblr, where he'll include before and after feminism photos. Cute turned ugly, with dyed hair, facial piercings, clunky glasses, tattoos, etc.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2017 08:14 PM (W+vEI)



I wonder if part of it is because they are all trying to be "different" "edgy" "counter culture" or whatever word they want. And so they've gone and gotten the pink/purple hair, the tattoos, and the additional piercings. And that might have been the end of it. But that's no longer different enough. It seems like everyone and their mother has a couple tattoos and maybe extra piercings. So they're no longer different, and since that is what their psyche needs, they snap and go to crazy town.

Posted by: buzzion at September 19, 2017 08:20 PM (z/Ubi)

270 I agree that half the nation is suffering from some sort of mental or personality disorder.

And typically, psychiatrists say to confront the mentally ill, especially those who are delusional.

But that's effing exhausting. There are no discussions; there are just people who end up screaming at you. Which makes life difficult, especially at work.

So, in the end, I just end up either avoiding political discussions or simply doing no contact with the more rabid.

Posted by: shibumi at September 19, 2017 08:20 PM (aT+Bx)

271 263
And aren't toilets (located in "the head") called "commodes" on ships/boats?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 19, 2017 08:19 PM (xeiq6)

Ole Navy we called em Pissers and Shitters...

Sure the new Navy calls them something else...

/spit...

Posted by: Don Q. at September 19, 2017 08:20 PM (NgKpN)

272 >>>And if paranormal is not normal...

paranormal is not supposed to mean "not normal," which would just be "abnormal."

It's supposed to mean adjacent to the normal or akin to it. Like the idea of the "Ethereal Plane" which intersects with ours but is not usually visible to us. "Psychics" claim this is real, but separated from our reality by some kind of veil that only psychics can see through.

compare with "paramilitary" -- they're not military, but they're akin to military.

Posted by: ace at September 19, 2017 08:20 PM (8rNrN)

273 But they've forgotten. Or, more likely, they've just gone so insane they don't care what actually works as far as propaganda any longer.

===============

I think Trump's election demonstrated to them that even owning 99% of the propaganda machine failed them, so now the only hope to attain the unattainable collectivist paradise is unleashed "terrible two's" tantrums, vitriol, and violence.

Posted by: ShainS at September 19, 2017 08:20 PM (BiLU+)

274 Mexico City was struck by a 7.1 earthquake Tuesday afternoon, leaving at least 116 dead and impacting an estimated 28 million others.




Has Jennifer Lawrence explained why Mother Nature did this to Mexico?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 19, 2017 08:20 PM (auHtY)

275
He's who the Groom of the Stool reports to.

Heh.

What the hell is that??

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 19, 2017 08:20 PM (xeiq6)

276 It's short for commode odor.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 19, 2017 08:21 PM (IqV8l)

277 226 We have some real in your face MoMee's coming up that could change that.

Posted by: Country Boy - CenTexMoMee AmbASSador at September 19, 2017 08:05 PM (2QnUt)

And my personal recommendation is that if there is any way a dedicated Moran can attend a MoMee, any MoMee, they should do what ever it takes to attend. Morons in person are even nicer and more interesting than you would have concluded from their comments here!
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 19, 2017 08:13 PM (gwPgz)


So when is the next New England one? I'm jonesin' here!

Posted by: RI Red - now in a para-social relationship at September 19, 2017 08:21 PM (+WXeq)

278 I know what a Commodore is!

What do I win?

Posted by: Lionel Ritchie at September 19, 2017 08:21 PM (H5knJ)

279 I have diarrhea at a restaurant for 20 minutes

Bet you were chef, waiter and chief bottle washer by the time that was over.

Posted by: Mancard Processing Center at September 19, 2017 08:21 PM (Tyii7)

280 He's who the Groom of the Stool reports to.

Heh.

What the hell is that??
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 19, 2017 08:20 PM (xeiq6)



All I'll say is, you wouldn't want to be one for Henry VIII.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 19, 2017 08:21 PM (Mouru)

281 >>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aposematism


Heh. Your pictures above scream: "Stay away --- I'm CRAZY!"

Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2017 08:21 PM (W+vEI)

282 I think that Ace's statement that half the country is insane is an exaggeration. I would estimate 1/3 to 2/5s of the population are delusional (although many of them are in positions of power). This bodes ill for two reasons.

1) The delusional will not debate or deal unless you buy into their delusion.

2) Conservatives are now aware that normal political solutions are not available to them.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 19, 2017 08:22 PM (Nwg0u)

283 I mean, let me put it like this: Who hasn't felt
disappointed and even a little betrayed when discovering that some
celebrity one's a fan of is actually a rabid, toxic, lunatic lefty?








Posted by: ace at September 19, 2017 08:13 PM (8rNrN)

Ahhh. Yeah, I just assume they're all lefties, even conservatives. I've lost any ability to suspend my disbelief.
And yet, I don't feel demoralized, in the political sense of the word. Occasionally downcast, and sometimes even wishing I were 20 years closer to death, but I still value truth.

So there's that.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 19, 2017 08:22 PM (Id9+8)

284 223
I was just looking at the Daily Caller. Melania wore a pantsuit to the UN for Trump's speech. And black heels.

She rocked it of course. Just compare Melania's in a pantsuit to The Beast and laugh.

But, Melania would look hot in a burlap bag, anyway.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 19, 2017 08:12 PM (8O3HH)


Anyone know how to start a White House petition...
We have this bet that FLOTUS would look hot in burlap...

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 19, 2017 08:22 PM (IWbvi)

285
It was an old joke in the Navy that any midshipman who managed to command of detail of two or more little boats got to calling himself a "commodore".

The original meaning is a naval officer who commands a group of two or more ships.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 19, 2017 08:22 PM (8O3HH)

286
Sure the new Navy calls them something else...

Do new ships have urinals?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 19, 2017 08:22 PM (IqV8l)

287 Aetius451 -

My exec summary of "Worst Hard Time":

We needed grain to export during WW1. The land west of a certain Longitude wasn't farmed because rain wasn't reliable. Banks essentially red-lined the area. But . . . It rained enough for a few years and the govt replaced the banks. Mesquite, with very very deep roots, got plowed under. It worked for a while. The rain stopped. Bad things happened.

If you read the book, keep a glass of water handy. Youll gey symparhy thirst.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 19, 2017 08:22 PM (JyFLk)

288 The red error is Pixy's way of telling you you're using too many non-ASCII characters.

Pixy won't close your tags or strip out the Microsoft crap or stop you from accidentally reposting a 600-comment thread, but s/he is a TIGER at stopping those illicit extra-long hyphens and diagonal apostrophes.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 19, 2017 08:22 PM (6FqZa)

289 270. He said, and here I'm quoting again, 'This is about you. And Laetis, that's all it's ever been about.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 08:22 PM (fA1SL)

290 270 I agree that half the nation is suffering from some sort of mental or personality disorder.

And typically, psychiatrists say to confront the mentally ill, especially those who are delusional.

But that's effing exhausting. There are no discussions; there are just people who end up screaming at you. Which makes life difficult, especially at work.

So, in the end, I just end up either avoiding political discussions or simply doing no contact with the more rabid.
Posted by: shibumi at September 19, 2017 08:20 PM (aT+Bx)

Estimates are as many as 30-40% of Women are on some mood or brain altering Drug...

Based on the Women who have been in my life... I'd say that estimate is low....

Posted by: Don Q. at September 19, 2017 08:22 PM (NgKpN)

291 >>>No one's really sure what a commodore is -- let's be honest.

when a captain is aboard a ship, who is not the actual captain of the ship, he is given the convenience title of "Commodore," because only one person on a ship may be called captain.

I think this also applies to higher-ranking officers on the ship but not captain of it -- so when Kirk (an admiral at the time) was on the Enterprise in the first star trek movie, maybe he was called "Commodore."

I don't know about that last one, but I do know that another naval captain or just an army captain would be called "Commodore" on a ship that they don't command.

Posted by: ace at September 19, 2017 08:23 PM (8rNrN)

292 You know who else Otherized their political opponents? Yeah, that's right ... Hitler, Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot, et. al.
Posted by: ShainS

At least they didn't Motherize! them.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


Yeah, but if they Martinized them, at least their clothes would be clean and sharp looking.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at September 19, 2017 08:23 PM (S6Pax)

293 I'm entitled to another 15 minutes of fame. Because because.

Posted by: Pajama Boy at September 19, 2017 08:23 PM (zVTul)

294 253 136, 188,

I just mentioned that song because, too me, it does a good job of evoking what insanity is like as does the play Marat/Sade on a larger scale. And I like the song ---- and the play too. But then I was 19 in 1967 when I first heard them both and that is an age where many likes are fixed into the mind.
Posted by: geoffb at September 19, 2017 08:17 PM (zOpu5)


Suzanne Vega's song "Luka" was about child abuse and came out in the late 1980s. Interestingly, 10,000 Maniacs also had a hit with "What's the Matter Here?" at about the same time. I don't remember which one was first, but they both hit the charts nearly simultaneously as I recall.

Posted by: rickl at September 19, 2017 08:23 PM (sdi6R)

295 I believe the word "Commodore" itself derives from the latin "commodius," or "for convenience."

Posted by: ace at September 19, 2017 08:23 PM (8rNrN)

296 btw, how the heck was James Bond a "commodore?"

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 19, 2017 08:20 PM (xeiq6)




He went to Vanderbilt.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 19, 2017 08:23 PM (auHtY)

297 I mean, let me put it like this: Who hasn't felt

disappointed and even a little betrayed when discovering that some

celebrity one's a fan of is actually a rabid, toxic, lunatic lefty?
---

For me, it's more like "OK then. I don't need to go see your movie, watch your tv series or read your book. Thanks for pointing out this money saver to me, I appreciate it."

Posted by: shibumi at September 19, 2017 08:23 PM (aT+Bx)

298
So "commodore" is sort of an honorary designation?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 19, 2017 08:24 PM (xeiq6)

299 248 237 226. True.....except for insomniac.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 08:14 PM (fA1SL)

Thpppppt.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2017 08:17 PM (NWiLs)


Well, at some point you have to have "some" standards, it is true!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 19, 2017 08:24 PM (gwPgz)

300 Three out of four error messages on iPhone.

Posted by: Carol at September 19, 2017 08:24 PM (NKOy9)

301 Yeah this is why I don't care at all about Trump's tweeting and off the cuff remarks.

In fact, I hope he doubles his outpost if not triples it.

Anything that keeps these asswipes frothing at the mouth with their crazypants observations works for me.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 19, 2017 08:24 PM (4ErVI)

302
I believe the word "Commodore" itself derives from the latin "commodius," or "for convenience."

Which brings us back to....toilet.

Interesting.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 19, 2017 08:24 PM (xeiq6)

303 >.I wonder if part of it is because they are all trying to be "different" "edgy" "counter culture" or whatever word they want.


But why do they always go uglier? You can be different without being ugly/dirty/disfigured. It's that "warning" message with an extra dose of self-hatred, perhaps?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2017 08:25 PM (W+vEI)

304 "...and sometimes even wishing I were 20 years closer to death, but I still value truth.

So there's that.
"
-Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 19, 2017 08:22 PM (Id9+

*Thinks about things.*

*Truthstamp*(TM)

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Just a Guy With a Keyboard at September 19, 2017 08:25 PM (Ckg4U)

305 296 btw, how the heck was James Bond a "commodore?"

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 19, 2017 08:20 PM (xeiq6)




He went to Vanderbilt.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 19, 2017 08:23 PM (auHtY)

He was COMMANDER Bond...

Geeeezzzzz...

Posted by: Do not take your Bond in vain! at September 19, 2017 08:25 PM (NgKpN)

306 299 248 237 226. True.....except for insomniac.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 08:14 PM (fA1SL)

Thpppppt.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2017 08:17 PM (NWiLs)

Well, at some point you have to have "some" standards, it is true!
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 19, 2017 08:24 PM (gwPgz)

I'm sure I'd be a terrible disappointment in person so it's just as well I won't be at any MoMees for the foreseeable future.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2017 08:25 PM (NWiLs)

307
He was COMMANDER Bond...

Geeeezzzzz...


Oops.

Color me red-faced.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 19, 2017 08:27 PM (xeiq6)

308 Was disappointed when surviving members of GD did an Obama benefit. I think JG kept political stuff in check besides rainforest benefits for most of GD's career.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 19, 2017 08:27 PM (PUmDY)

309 303
I think of their self-uglification as just another version of cutting.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 08:27 PM (fA1SL)

310
Estimates are as many as 30-40% of Women are on some mood or brain altering Drug...



Based on the Women who have been in my life... I'd say that estimate is low....
----

As a female, I blame feminism for the majority of that.

Women are told they MUST have it all: an important career, husband, kids, friends and an active social life that does, of course, include charity work. As years go by, add in take care of aging parents.

Personally, I don't think it can be done, but lots of women buy into it, try to do everything and are miserable.


Posted by: shibumi at September 19, 2017 08:27 PM (aT+Bx)

311 Are comments this far down even relevant? Eh, who cares! This essay is so "on point" I'm bleeding from the numerous truths contained therein. Too bad it will convince exactly no one on the Left, but it sure is nice to know someone who can express very articulately what I feel! Thanks, Ace!

Posted by: Doc Samson at September 19, 2017 08:27 PM (cLvSp)

312 *Thinks about things.*

*Truthstamp*(TM)




Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Just a Guy With a Keyboard at September 19, 2017 08:25 PM (Ckg4U)

Thanks, Slap!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 19, 2017 08:27 PM (Id9+8)

313 that last photo looks like a load keith olberman shot on the sidewalk in manhatten. then, the sun hatched it, and jackals raised it.

thanks keefums.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 19, 2017 08:27 PM (KP5rU)

314 We have this bet that FLOTUS would look hot in burlap...
Posted by: Burnt Toast


I was perusing this website the other day, that I think was called "lost to history", which had some odd, unusual and interesting photographs. Like Lennon, McCartney and Harrison playing together when they were 14 and 16 years old.

This one picture had Marilyn Monroe in a potato sack, just to prove she would look good in it.
Well, she did.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at September 19, 2017 08:27 PM (S6Pax)

315 But why do they always go uglier? You can be
different without being ugly/dirty/disfigured. It's that "warning"
message with an extra dose of self-hatred, perhaps?


Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2017 08:25 PM (W+vEI)
==================================

They hate themselves. They want to abuse their bodies. They want to display their pain. They want to make you look and be disgusted. Self-loathing and disturbed. I bet half of them cut themselves.

Posted by: grammie winger - heretic at September 19, 2017 08:27 PM (lwiT4)

316
So why did they call Bond "commander?"

Was he Royal Navy?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 19, 2017 08:27 PM (xeiq6)

317 There's that "lift the blockade against Qatar" spot again.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 19, 2017 08:28 PM (IqV8l)

318 I saw Full Metal Weird open for My Morning Jacket at The Mud Island Amphitheatre in 2002.

Posted by: ShainS at September 19, 2017 08:28 PM (BiLU+)

319 RICO the entire federal gov't. Just open a morgue at Ft. Marcy park.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 19, 2017 08:28 PM (89T5c)

320 306. Well, shit! We were all counting on you to provide expert testimony when we pitch our collective 'not guilty by reason of insanity' defense.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 08:28 PM (fA1SL)

321 Ace: hydrated, fed, rested and ready.

Thanks

Posted by: gNewt - Imperialism is the answer at September 19, 2017 08:28 PM (AHcCm)

322 "White Men are the Terrorists"


They are not true white men. White men are the race/gender of peace.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 19, 2017 08:28 PM (/qEW2)

323 I was a Kentucky Colonel. Just sayin'.

Posted by: John Wayne Gacy at September 19, 2017 08:29 PM (bc2Lc)

324
btw, in case you didn't hear:

Bobby "the brain" Heenan is mort.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 19, 2017 08:29 PM (xeiq6)

325 But he can't stop himself from identifying his pronouns as Bonaparte, Bonaparteir, Bonapartem, because his psychological deformity crowds out any reason.
-----------

Oh ace. Just one of the many reasons I love it here.

Posted by: bluebell at September 19, 2017 08:29 PM (LeWPm)

326 They hate themselves. They want to abuse their bodies. They want to display their pain. They want to make you look and be disgusted. Self-loathing and disturbed. I bet half of them cut themselves.
Posted by: grammie winger - heretic at September 19, 2017 08:27 PM (lwiT4)

It is not just all that: They also want to shock so that they can then feel superior.

A tangled skein, as it were.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 19, 2017 08:29 PM (rb1zT)

327 I'm sure I'd be a terrible disappointment in person so it's just as well I won't be at any MoMees for the foreseeable future.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2017 08:25 PM (NWiLs)

It could be said that anyone would be a disappointment in person, because we're all so fucking fascinating here at the HQ.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 19, 2017 08:29 PM (Id9+8)

328
>> So "commodore" is sort of an honorary
>> designation?

It has a long history and various meanings. The basic, oldest definition is a senior officer assigned to command more than one ship. Ie a group or "flotilla".

It's also a rank in some navies. For a brief period in the early '80s, the US Navy called the rank of 1 star admiral a "Commodore Admiral". But they hated that.

There's a long history of "rear admirals" in the US Navy. Congress was always stingy in the old days about making too many admirals, and there's some funny history there.

The division was "upper half" and "lower half" rear admirals. At one time all rear admirals got two-stars, no matter if they were tops or bottoms, and that pissed the Army and other services off. One star generals didn't like it, and two stars didn't like these Bottom Rear Admirals running around with 2 stars.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 19, 2017 08:29 PM (8O3HH)

329 I'm still kinda shaking my head about Trump retweeting the golf gif. Is it genius or madness? Or some strange combination of both? It's very alpha, kinda goofy and sorta risky. It's also delightful. A delightful gesture to his base.

Posted by: Max Power at September 19, 2017 08:29 PM (q177U)

330 So why did they call Bond "commander?"

Was he Royal Navy?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 19, 2017 08:27 PM (xeiq6)


Yes

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 19, 2017 08:30 PM (auHtY)

331
Interesting read, Ace. What happened with comics, and continues to happen... particularly Marvel... is worth a lengthy study in itself.

Posted by: otho at September 19, 2017 08:31 PM (qGuLD)

332 Do new ships have urinals?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr

I read the Gerald Ford does not. There is a good maintenance reason for that. But they are concerned because the toilet drainpipes constrict to a narrow radius and the waste is pressure pumped out of the toilets. They could get easily clogged if tampons get discarded into them.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at September 19, 2017 08:31 PM (S6Pax)

333
For a brief period in the early '80s, the US Navy called the rank of 1 star admiral a "Commodore Admiral". But they hated that.

Very interesting!

Wait,...they don't hate "rear admiral" even more?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 19, 2017 08:31 PM (xeiq6)

334 "I mean, let me put it like this: Who hasn't felt disappointed and even a little betrayed when discovering that some celebrity one's a fan of is actually a rabid, toxic, lunatic lefty?"

Uhh, we are talking about Jennifer Lawrence, right?

Posted by: RI Red - now in a para-social relationship at September 19, 2017 08:31 PM (+WXeq)

335 I'm sure I'd be a terrible disappointment in person so it's just as well I won't be at any MoMees for the foreseeable future.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2017 08:25 PM (NWiLs)
====================================

Everyone will be so busy worrying about what everyone thinks of them, they will have no time to notice you at all.

Posted by: grammie winger - heretic at September 19, 2017 08:31 PM (lwiT4)

336 "Bottom Rear Admiral" is one shitty career goal.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 19, 2017 08:31 PM (398bZ)

337 I'm sure I'd be a terrible disappointment in person so it's just as well I won't be at any MoMees for the foreseeable future.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2017 08:25 PM (NWiLs)


Dammit, I knew I should have included a /sarc tag in that comment. You would have a really great time at a MoMee, any MoMee!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 19, 2017 08:32 PM (gwPgz)

338 Snowflake from central casting only eats organic because he doesn't want chemicals in his body. Then pays hundreds of dollars to some tattoo artist to inject ink into his skin.

Posted by: Dang at September 19, 2017 08:32 PM (RX8uZ)

339 If you separate the art from the artist then you are free to enjoy the art. If you like something, like a song or painting, does finding out that you hate the artist change the fact that you liked the art?

It's kind of like finding a cockroach in your milkshake.

Posted by: Superfreaked at September 19, 2017 08:32 PM (UdKB7)

340 >>>So "commodore" is sort of an honorary designation?


no not really. It is to avoid confusion about who the actual captain is. No one on a ship may be called captain, except the ship's captain. Other people holding the rank of captain get called "Commodore" while on the ship.

It's because captain has two different meanings: One is a rank, the other an important job title. You can only be called captain on a ship if your job is to actually be captain of that ship (the job title of being captain).

If your rank is captain, that's just your rank, not a statement that you are in command of the ship, so you are called commodore so no one misunderstands you to be the actual captain of the ship.

Posted by: ace at September 19, 2017 08:32 PM (8rNrN)

341 They hate themselves. They want to abuse their bodies. They want to display their pain. They want to make you look and be disgusted. Self-loathing and disturbed. I bet half of them cut themselves.
Posted by: grammie winger - heretic at September 19, 2017 08:27 PM (lwiT4)

I don't understand this at all. I don't do any of this shit despite being riddled with self-loathing. I don't want that kind of attention.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2017 08:32 PM (NWiLs)

342 So "commodore" is sort of an honorary designation?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 19, 2017 08:24 PM (xeiq6)




No, it was a Lionel Richie group. She's a brick house...

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 19, 2017 08:32 PM (auHtY)

343 Everyone will be so busy worrying about what everyone thinks of them, they will have no time to notice you at all.
--

Or conversely, everyone will be so busy discussing "how much they hate Hillary/Obama/liberals in general" that they won't notice or care about how anyone looks.

Posted by: shibumi at September 19, 2017 08:33 PM (aT+Bx)

344 I got to wonder, getting back to the topic, if things would be different if the left had backed away from the crazy a few years ago. Think 2013... the left literally had everything. Obamacare... Obama... gay marriage... cultural supremacy. What if they had just decided it was enough and just behaved like gracious victors.

But, instead, they had to have moar. Gay marriage wasn't enough, they had to bully Christians into baking their gay wedding cakes, and making their gay wedding floral arrangements... even host gay weddings in their homes.

It wasn't enough that they controlled all the power in Government and Culture, they had to humiliate conservatives, drive people from their jobs for holding the wrong opinions, sterilize the campuses of all non-leftist opinions.

And, for a while, it seemed like they could do exactly that. And they loved it. They loved being the bullies. They loved the power to humiliate their opponents.

And, of course, the left-wing activist organizations couldn't just disband and find real jobs. They had to push the envelope, so they adopted the transgendereds as their new cause.

But if they had just backed off and just enjoyed their victories, they wouldn't pants-crapping, writing "F**K Trump" on the wall with their own feces insane right now. And maybe Trump wouldn't have happened.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 19, 2017 08:33 PM (jn7FC)

345 308 Was disappointed when surviving members of GD did an Obama benefit. I think JG kept political stuff in check besides rainforest benefits for most of GD's career.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 19, 2017 08:27 PM (PUmDY)


I remember reading about that. Also, 10,000 Maniacs did a benefit for Hillary when she ran for the Senate. That was guitarist Robert Buck's last public appearance before he died. He was a pretty husky guy in his prime, but he looked like a cadaver in the photos I've seen.

Posted by: rickl at September 19, 2017 08:33 PM (sdi6R)

346


. . . still reading the post. Bookmarked it for later on the Commodore

Posted by: Sphynx at September 19, 2017 08:33 PM (OZmbA)

347 I saw Full Trigglypuff open for Monty's Maggot English Ceilidh and Country Dance Band at the London Hippodrome in 2015.

Posted by: ShainS at September 19, 2017 08:33 PM (BiLU+)

348 335. So, like high school?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 08:33 PM (fA1SL)

349 Watershed : Where I like to hide and have people piss and shit on my face.

Posted by: Charles Johnson at September 19, 2017 08:34 PM (S7qSx)

350 If I hacked PDT's twitter feed -

"It was wrong of me to mock Mrs. Clinton in that manner. Alcoholism is a serious disease, not a laughing matter. #Sobrietywinswisconsin"

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 19, 2017 08:34 PM (JyFLk)

351 >> they don't hate "rear admiral" even more?

The history of "rear admiral" has to do with a big fleet, with all the ships arranged in the "line of battle". The head of the whole fleet was the Admiral, his second in command was the Vice Admiral, and the third guy was the Rear Admiral.

And that was because he was stationed on a ship near the rear of the line. The big admiral was in the center, and the Vice Admiral was near the front. The Rear Admiral was at the rear.

I think Lord Admiral Nelson was "only" a Vice Admiral at Trafalgar. But I'm not sure. That was the actual rank. He was in command of the fleet.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 19, 2017 08:34 PM (8O3HH)

352 I don't understand this at all. I don't do any of
this shit despite being riddled with self-loathing.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2017 08:32 PM (NWiLs)
=================================

Count that as a blessing my friend. I'm coming alongside a woman in our church who goes in and out of inpatient. Lots of cutting. My heart hurts for her.

Posted by: grammie winger - heretic at September 19, 2017 08:35 PM (lwiT4)

353 Wouldn't a Vice Admiral be in charge of rum, sodomy, and the lash?

Posted by: rickl at September 19, 2017 08:36 PM (sdi6R)

354 Genius, post, Ace! Just pure genius.

OK, now let me go read it. Back in 3 hours.

Posted by: zombie at September 19, 2017 08:36 PM (DQ4Fv)

355 You know, there was a time when comics were hyper-political. Check out WWII era comics. Why, Captain America was fighting Hitler before the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 19, 2017 08:36 PM (AM8tm)

356 329- it's not just for his base. He understands branding and mass media like no other. When he retweeted the CNN gif that network took a P.R. hit. There's democrats who are laughing at golf ball Hillary.

Posted by: kallisto at September 19, 2017 08:36 PM (qV5PD)

357 This is a great piece, ace - thank you. Well worth the half-hour it took to read.

Posted by: bluebell at September 19, 2017 08:36 PM (LeWPm)

358 Dammit, I knew I should have included a /sarc tag in that comment. You would have a really great time at a MoMee, any MoMee!
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 19, 2017 08:32 PM (gwPgz)

I imagine I might. I'm just unlikely to find the time and I'm still trying to get back on my feet.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2017 08:37 PM (NWiLs)

359 350. 'Kuru is a terrible and debilitating neurological disorder. Please join me in wishing Hillary and the Podestas nothing but the best as they struggle with this horrible condition.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 08:37 PM (fA1SL)

360 There is an 88 rainforest show with Suzanne Vega and Daryl Hall. No Luka, though. It was actually a show I used to listen to every so often. I know she sang on Cassidy.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 19, 2017 08:37 PM (PUmDY)

361 Trigglypuff at the Hippodrome. Seems appropriate.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 19, 2017 08:37 PM (IqV8l)

362 I don't understand this at all. I don't do any of this shit despite being riddled with self-loathing. I don't want that kind of attention.
Posted by: Insomniac

You are probably not as riddled with self - loathing as just unhappy with how your life is (not) working out. It may feel that way to you, but I hope the fates change and things get better for you.
I know exactly what Grammy Winger is talking about. I have a niece that is a recovering heroin addict. If she weren't a blood relative and my beloved sister's daughter, I would have nothing to do with her. She's a hot mess of a human being.
As it is, I only have to interact with her maybe once a year for a couple of hours.
My other nieces are adorable young women, with families and a normal life.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at September 19, 2017 08:37 PM (S6Pax)

363 They hate themselves. They want to abuse their bodies. They want to display their pain.

Reavers.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 19, 2017 08:38 PM (6FqZa)

364 >> Other people holding the rank of captain get called
>>"Commodore" while on the ship.

Actually, an Army or Marine or Air Force officer with the rank of captain will usually be called "major" on a ship. Those ranks of captain are O-3, the equivalent of a naval lieutenant. The rank of navy captain is O-6, the equivalent of full bird colonel in the other services.

On aircraft carriers, you will have several officers with rank of captain. One will be the actual captain of the ship. THe XO will usually be a captain rank as well. As well as the CAG, the air wing commander, who will be a captain as well.

And usually you've got an admiral on board as well, commanding the group.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 19, 2017 08:39 PM (8O3HH)

365 If I hacked PDT's twitter feed -



"It was wrong of me to mock Mrs. Clinton in that manner. Alcoholism
is a serious disease, not a laughing matter. #Sobrietywinswisconsin"

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 19, 2017 08:34 PM (JyFLk)

Well, that was a waste of indifferent bourbon.

<wipes keyboard>


Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 19, 2017 08:39 PM (Id9+8)

366 Huh. So weirdos is spelled with an "e"? Who knew?

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 19, 2017 08:39 PM (0wem/)

367 Oh dear. That picture of the snowflake from central casting - how very sad. These are unhappy people. Very unhappy.

Posted by: bluebell at September 19, 2017 08:39 PM (LeWPm)

368 329 I'm still kinda shaking my head about Trump retweeting the golf gif. Is it genius or madness? Or some strange combination of both? It's very alpha, kinda goofy and sorta risky. It's also delightful. A delightful gesture to his base.
Posted by: Max Power at September 19, 2017 08:29 PM (q177U)

Keeping Hills in the game.
Maybe he can tweet something like, "if Dr Jill kept the recount going in Michigan Hillary might have taken the state...



/s"

Bring focus back on the vote fraud there, which is why they called off the recount.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 19, 2017 08:39 PM (IWbvi)

369 Nelson was a blue admiral

Posted by: Krakenboner at September 19, 2017 08:39 PM (S7qSx)

370 I think you left one thing out. Everyone is underestimating how pissed off the rest of us are. They all act like it's just a minor thing that will blow over in 24 hours. They can't conceive of folks being angry about all the illegals in this country or any of the other nonsense the Left and the GOPe have pushed.

Posted by: notsothoreau at September 19, 2017 08:39 PM (JKNZq)

371 Wouldn't a Vice Admiral be in charge of rum, sodomy, and the lash?
Posted by: rickl


Well, the Rear Admiral might be in charge of sodomy.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at September 19, 2017 08:40 PM (S6Pax)

372 . 'Kuru is a terrible and debilitating neurological disorder. Please
join me in wishing Hillary and the Podestas nothing but the best as they
struggle with this horrible condition.'
---

You added the Podestas. Nice touch Uncle Palp.

Posted by: shibumi at September 19, 2017 08:40 PM (aT+Bx)

373 Count that as a blessing my friend. I'm coming alongside a woman in our church who goes in and out of inpatient. Lots of cutting. My heart hurts for her.
Posted by: grammie winger - heretic at September 19, 2017 08:35 PM (lwiT4)

Ugh. That's awful.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2017 08:40 PM (NWiLs)

374 As my son texted last night, "If you want a picture of the future... imagine an obese tranny twerking on the remains of Western Civilization... forever."

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 19, 2017 08:40 PM (jn7FC)

375 I always thought that it worked like this:

Commander- captain of a small ship, sometimes subordinate of a captain.

Captain - Commander of a ship (hush.)

Commodore- temporarily in command of a group of ships, usually a Captain, but given the rank for formal purposes to be over a group of captains.

Admiral- Permanent commander of a group of ships.

(This is all gathered from watching/reading Horatio Hornblower, so I could be in complete left field.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 19, 2017 08:40 PM (rb1zT)

376 Well, the Rear Admiral might be in charge of sodomy.

Just sayin'.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at September




Depends upon whether you think sodomy is a vice.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 19, 2017 08:41 PM (0wem/)

377 332 Do new ships have urinals?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr

I read the Gerald Ford does not. There is a good maintenance reason for that. But they are concerned because the toilet drainpipes constrict to a narrow radius and the waste is pressure pumped out of the toilets. They could get easily clogged if tampons get discarded into them.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at September 19, 2017 08:31 PM (S6Pax)

Real men can just piss in the sink anyway.


Not real men cannot make the trajectory.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 19, 2017 08:41 PM (IWbvi)

378 Ahem, excuse me, Nelson was a white admiral.

RACIST!!!

Posted by: Krakenboner at September 19, 2017 08:42 PM (S7qSx)

379 Well tweeting the Hillary golf gif is not so much about keeping her in the game as it is about keeping her off balance.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 19, 2017 08:42 PM (0wem/)

380 >>>Commodore- temporarily in command of a group of ships, usually a Captain, but given the rank for formal purposes to be over a group of captains.

nah. The commander of a group of ships has to be on one ship, which he usually isn't captain of, because his duties are coordinating and planning for the several ships. He will have offices and staff on one ship, but that will be run, usually, by a captain in charge of that ship. (And just that ship.)

So when he's on that ship, even though he's a superior to the captain, he's not in fact captain *of that ship,*, and so will be called commodore when on that ship.

Posted by: ace at September 19, 2017 08:43 PM (8rNrN)

381 Dammit, I knew I should have included a /sarc tag in that comment. You would have a really great time at a MoMee, any MoMee!
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 19, 2017 08:32 PM (gwPgz)

I imagine I might. I'm just unlikely to find the time and I'm still trying to get back on my feet.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2017 08:37 PM (NWiLs)

We still have that threesome with Miley in Pensacola to look forward to next summer.

Posted by: Country Boy - CenTexMoMee AmbASSador at September 19, 2017 08:43 PM (2QnUt)

382 "Seventeen" wasn't that Winger?

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 19, 2017 08:43 PM (f3PHc)

383 366 Huh. So weirdos is spelled with an "e"? Who knew?
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 19, 2017 08:39 PM (0wem/)


You used to spell it "wirdos"?

Posted by: rickl at September 19, 2017 08:44 PM (sdi6R)

384 >>>Actually, an Army or Marine or Air Force officer with the rank of captain will usually be called "major" on a ship. Those ranks of captain are O-3, the equivalent of a naval lieutenant. The rank of navy captain is O-6, the equivalent of full bird colonel in the other services.


ah, thank you, I didn't know that.

Posted by: ace at September 19, 2017 08:44 PM (8rNrN)

385 But if they had just backed off and just enjoyed their victories, they wouldn't pants-crapping, writing "F**K Trump" on the wall with their own feces insane right now. And maybe Trump wouldn't have happened.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo


They are incapable of realizing "this situation is fair for us. We have no right to demand more". Hence you have complaints that women's clothes cost more than men's, demands for reparations, etc.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 19, 2017 08:44 PM (/qEW2)

386
The British fleet used to the The Red, The White, and THe Blue somehow. Red fleet, White fleet, Blue fleet. I forget.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 19, 2017 08:44 PM (8O3HH)

387 Stevie Nicks singing about the edge.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 19, 2017 08:44 PM (PUmDY)

388
I think you left one thing out. Everyone is underestimating how pissed off the rest of us are. They all act like it's just a minor thing that will blow over in 24 hours. They can't conceive of folks being angry about all the illegals in this country or any of the other nonsense the Left and the GOPe have pushed.
Posted by: notsothoreau at September 19, 2017 08:39 PM


But if you are angry it is proof that you are a white supremacist. They have Antifa to fight you.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 19, 2017 08:44 PM (IqV8l)

389 "I'm sure I'd be a terrible disappointment in person so it's just as well I won't be at any MoMees for the foreseeable future."
-Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2017 08:25 PM (NWiLs)

Shit, Bro. I'm a "disappointment", as well. I've got enough whiskey and vocabulary to last us a couple of hours. Please do not mention my hyphen-Pr0n.

People would hang-out with your over-achieving, brilliantly-minded, Restaurant-Quality humor for at least ten minutes. We'll call it "Food Court Time".

You seem to think that people need a fundraiser to endure you. That's horseshit.

Perhaps you want to talk about Legal Precedence and Dungeons and Dragons.

Hard to find, admittedly.

*Rolls 3D6*

You got an Eight, brother. That's not impossible.

I'll continue to pray for you because brilliance like yours is rare. Even here. From a guy who has performed in front of crowds who have taken him down.

Your resilience is a mastery granted by God. You are a survivor and from what I've read? A legal beacon of brilliance.

Downplay that as much as you like. I know the truth.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Just a Guy With a Keyboard at September 19, 2017 08:45 PM (Ckg4U)

390 Oh, and why do we KNOW that Trigglypuff and the Bat-Wielding Lesbians of Evergreen are normies?

They all refuse to 'normalize' TGE and his legions of deplorables. They proved it - they're the normie scum the prophets warned us against.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 08:45 PM (fA1SL)

391 Estimates are as many as 30-40% of Women are on some mood or brain altering Drug...


That's nothing. The actress Glen Close did a nationally televised commercial about ten years ago with her schizophrenic sister that stated a stat that 1 in 6 people were diagnosed with a mental illness.

Of course the severity was never mentioned, but still that's awfully scary to think about. And how many others need help and aren't getting it? Besides everyone on the Left, that is?

Personally, I'd like to see a mental evaluation of all political candidates made mandatory prior to allowing them to run for orifice, the results of which would be made public, including any and all medications currently prescribed. Just so we have a better idea of whom we're voting for.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 19, 2017 08:45 PM (tRaq7)

392 I am wondering about James O'Keefe's tease about an explosive expose coming up against the media. Any thought?

Posted by: Cheri at September 19, 2017 08:45 PM (AiNgf)

393 One fleet. Two fleet. Red fleet. Blue fleet.

Posted by: Dr. Seuss at September 19, 2017 08:46 PM (IqV8l)

394 355 You know, there was a time when comics were hyper-political. Check out WWII era comics. Why, Captain America was fighting Hitler before the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 19, 2017 08:36 PM (AM8tm)

The Japanese?

Posted by: Senator John Blutarsky at September 19, 2017 08:46 PM (ANIFC)

395
No you can't always get
What you want
But if you try sometimes
Well you might find
You get what you need

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at September 19, 2017 08:47 PM (x7OgJ)

396 Celebrity scientist Neil deGrasse Tyson appeared on CNN, Sunday, to lecture those he deemed too stupid to accept the linkage of climate change to Hurricanes Harvey and Irma. Proving he should stick to science on TV, deGrasse pompously botched history: "Abraham Lincoln, the first Republican president, signed into law in 1963 - a year when he had important things to be thinking about - the National Academy of Sciences."



Not bad for a guy who was dead for 98 years.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 19, 2017 08:47 PM (auHtY)

397 Does O'Keefe have any exposes that aren't "explosive?"

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 19, 2017 08:47 PM (PUmDY)

398 So when he's on that ship, even though he's a superior to the captain, he's not in fact captain *of that ship,*, and so will be called commodore when on that ship.

Posted by: ace

Watch "The Pursuit of the Graf Spee". I think the Commodore who commanded the three ship flotilla of Ajax, Exeter and Achilles was also the commander of his light cruiser.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at September 19, 2017 08:47 PM (S6Pax)

399 So I'm looking at that last pic and realized that if you move that person's part to the other side of their head, they comb their hair just like Hitler did.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 19, 2017 08:49 PM (IcT7t)

400 Bradley Cooper?

Dehydrated again?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 19, 2017 08:49 PM (EZebt)

401 We still have that threesome with Miley in Pensacola to look forward to next summer.
Posted by: Country Boy - CenTexMoMee AmbASSador at September 19, 2017 08:43 PM (2QnUt)

Ah yes.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2017 08:49 PM (NWiLs)

402 >>>So why did they call Bond "commander?"

Was he Royal Navy?

...

yes, he was actually Royal Navy, and appears in uniform in several movies, including The Spy Who Loved Me.

Fleming gave him the same rank and background he himself had -- as a commander in naval intelligence in WWII.

Fleming proposed some commando ops, some of them, I think, rejected as too outlandish.

And then he started writing books about a naval intel officer who goes on outlandish missions.

Posted by: ace at September 19, 2017 08:50 PM (8rNrN)

403 Why would the Navy use the italian for "toilet driver" as a rank?

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 19, 2017 08:50 PM (0wem/)

404 We still have that threesome with Miley in Pensacola to look forward to next summer.

Posted by: Country Boy - CenTexMoMee AmbASSador at September 19, 2017 08:43 PM (2QnUt)

Ummmm...yes. About that move...I may need a gofundme to pull this off. 100 hours of overtime doesn't finance that kind of relocation. If I knew someone there, it would be so much easier. I've always had a friend as a "bridge" when making my moves. At least a base of operation from which to find a job and an apartment.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 19, 2017 08:50 PM (Id9+8)

405
" England expects that every man will do his duty."

That was the last signal Lord Admiral Nelson sent to the fleet at Trafalgar.

He originally wanted to say "confides" -- England confides -- but that would've had to be spelled out, so he allowed the substitution to "expects" for which there was a code.

He meant it in that say. England is sure, confidant, that every man of this fleet will do his duty.

ANd then he got his backbone shot through.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 19, 2017 08:50 PM (8O3HH)

406 So when he's on that ship, even though he's a superior to the captain, he's not in fact captain *of that ship,*, and so will be called commodore when on that ship.

Posted by: ace at September 19, 2017 08:43 PM (8rNrN)


That's not true! I saw Down Periscope and Bruce Dern told Bill Macy to sit down and shut up while he took over the sub to go get Kelsey Grammar and his band of lovable lunatics.

That was a good movie, BTW.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 19, 2017 08:50 PM (rZ+mb)

407 Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Just a Guy With a Keyboard at September 19, 2017 08:45 PM (Ckg4U)

That's a helluva pep talk man. Thanks.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2017 08:51 PM (NWiLs)

408 344 I got to wonder, getting back to the topic, if things would be different if the left had backed away from the crazy a few years ago. Think 2013... the left literally had everything. Obamacare... Obama... gay marriage... cultural supremacy. What if they had just decided it was enough and just behaved like gracious victors.

But, instead, they had to have moar. Gay marriage wasn't enough, they had to bully Christians into baking their gay wedding cakes, and making their gay wedding floral arrangements... even host gay weddings in their homes.

It wasn't enough that they controlled all the power in Government and Culture, they had to humiliate conservatives, drive people from their jobs for holding the wrong opinions, sterilize the campuses of all non-leftist opinions.

And, for a while, it seemed like they could do exactly that. And they loved it. They loved being the bullies. They loved the power to humiliate their opponents.

And, of course, the left-wing activist organizations couldn't just disband and find real jobs. They had to push the envelope, so they adopted the transgendereds as their new cause.

But if they had just backed off and just enjoyed their victories, they wouldn't pants-crapping, writing "F**K Trump" on the wall with their own feces insane right now. And maybe Trump wouldn't have happened.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 19, 2017 08:33 PM (jn7FC)



I just now saw this comment. That was excellent.

Posted by: rickl at September 19, 2017 08:51 PM (sdi6R)

409 Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Just a Guy With a Keyboard at September 19, 2017 08:45 PM (Ckg4U)
==================================


Yes. Every word yes.

Posted by: grammie winger - heretic at September 19, 2017 08:52 PM (lwiT4)

410 Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Just a Guy With a Keyboard at September 19, 2017 08:45 PM (Ckg4U)

Dayum Slap, when you're right you're really right!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 19, 2017 08:52 PM (gwPgz)

411 407. Pretty sure he was talking to me.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 08:53 PM (fA1SL)

412 Fox News: "Conservative" channel

CNN: "News" channel

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 19, 2017 08:53 PM (z/7QK)

413 Cheri, I bet it's a yuge deal! Bigly!

Posted by: Max Power at September 19, 2017 08:53 PM (q177U)

414 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 19, 2017 08:53 PM (KCxzN)

415 What the hell is wrong with Tucker Carlson? Why waste air time with that idiot?

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at September 19, 2017 08:54 PM (CNHr1)

416 394. Well played, sir!

Posted by: Doug Kenney at September 19, 2017 08:55 PM (bc2Lc)

417 Hello AltonJackson. Whatcha got on the jukebox tonight?

Posted by: grammie winger - heretic at September 19, 2017 08:55 PM (lwiT4)

418 It wasn't enough that they controlled all the power in Government and Culture, they had to humiliate conservatives, drive people from their jobs for holding the wrong opinions, sterilize the campuses of all non-leftist opinions.

And, for a while, it seemed like they could do exactly that. And they loved it. They loved being the bullies. They loved the power to humiliate their opponents.

And, of course, the left-wing activist organizations couldn't just disband and find real jobs. They had to push the envelope, so they adopted the transgendereds as their new cause.

But if they had just backed off and just enjoyed their victories, they wouldn't pants-crapping, writing "F**K Trump" on the wall with their own feces insane right now. And maybe Trump wouldn't have happened.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 19, 2017 08:33 PM (jn7FC)


Well ... the left had their cake and got to eat it, too. Everything they did is still in place. The courts are still deciding against America on almost everything. We still have the payment to come due on the insane money printing. The left hasn't really lost anything, at all.

And Trump happened because of the spineless, low life, collaborating Vichy Republicans, not because of the left.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 19, 2017 08:55 PM (rZ+mb)

419
Lord Nelson also a thing for MILFs, IIRC.

The common term for MILF in Britain is "yummy mummy" which strikes me as funny.

I wonder if Lord Admiral Nelson called them that?

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 19, 2017 08:55 PM (8O3HH)

420 Personally, I'd like to see a mental evaluation of all political candidates made mandatory prior to allowing them to run for orifice...



Well BB, if they are running for orifice, I think you are looking at the wrong test.

Posted by: Pandora's Box at September 19, 2017 08:56 PM (Ae45Z)

421 That's not true! I saw Down Periscope and Bruce Dern told Bill Macy to sit down and shut up while he took over the sub to go get Kelsey Grammar and his band of lovable lunatics.

That was a good movie, BTW.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 19, 2017 08:50 PM (rZ+mb)

I enjoyed that one. Some great lines.

"I need a man who thinks like a pirate! I need a man with a tattoo on his dick! Are you that man?"

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2017 08:57 PM (NWiLs)

422 Another beautiful moment from TurtleBay - the UN Ambassador striding to the microphone and sneering he thought Reagan had returned.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 19, 2017 08:57 PM (JyFLk)

423 From Venezuela, should have added.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 19, 2017 08:57 PM (JyFLk)

424 The common term for MILF in Britain is "yummy mummy" which strikes me as funny.




Well, it's a lot more classy than MILF, which is so coarse.

Posted by: Pandora's Box at September 19, 2017 08:58 PM (Ae45Z)

425
Maybe we should call ourselves commodores instead of morons. A promotion, shall we say.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 19, 2017 08:58 PM (xeiq6)

426 Personally, I'd like to see a mental evaluation of all political
candidates made mandatory prior to allowing them to run for orifice...


=======================================



And they must recite all the lyrics to Maxwell's Silver Hammer. Just to be sure.


Posted by: grammie winger - heretic at September 19, 2017 08:58 PM (lwiT4)

427 if people are still freaking out about the election results, let me quote our POTUS...

sad!

...like totally

Posted by: concrete girl at September 19, 2017 08:59 PM (zPScB)

428 392 I am wondering about James O'Keefe's tease about an explosive expose coming up against the media. Any thought?
Posted by: Cheri at September 19, 2017 08:45 PM (AiNgf)

___

The tapes were doctored. Doesn't matter what the tapes show, they were doctored.

Posted by: MSM at September 19, 2017 08:59 PM (z/7QK)

429 I cant stop laughing about the T shirt White Men Are Terrorists...

She? Is just so hideous even for a rabidly angry dyke. Or wait maybe she has boyfriend. I'm getting all judgy and shit.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 19, 2017 08:59 PM (dCikz)

430 419. Reminds me of a bit from The Young Ones.
Limey naval officer: 'We wish to engage you as ship's cook and concubine.'
Trollop: 'Oh, yeah? What's a concubine? '
Limey naval officer: 'it is a small, spiky mammal.'
Trollop: 'No, that's a hedgehog.'
'Then we wish to engage you as ship's cook and hedgehog.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 08:59 PM (fA1SL)

431 The common term for MILF in Britain is "yummy mummy" which strikes me as funny.




Well, it's a lot more classy than MILF, which is so coarse.
Posted by: Pandora's Box at September




Meh. You find thousand year old women wrapped in gauze, dusty and crusty more attractive?

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 19, 2017 08:59 PM (0wem/)

432 Meh. You find thousand year old women wrapped in gauze, dusty and crusty more attractive?

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 19, 2017 08:59 PM (0wem/)


Uh ... yeah.

Posted by: Monsieur Macron at September 19, 2017 09:01 PM (rZ+mb)

433 Are all of these people nuts, or is it that the culture has so coarsened over the last half-century that few are able to express themselves as adults? Maybe the Left, as a group, are just permanently stuck in adolescence, and are only able to describe their feelings in the crudest, most vivid manner possible.

Imagine all of them being drama queens in their old age. Imagine the world of the future.

Posted by: Monty James at September 19, 2017 09:01 PM (gKOMX)

434 Well of course a post on the liberal descent into insanity would turn into a discussion on the proper rank designation of officer's on naval ships.

Posted by: buzzion at September 19, 2017 09:02 PM (z/Ubi)

435 Heya y5.

How ya doing?

Posted by: smfh at September 19, 2017 09:02 PM (s5Kql)

436 Are all of these people nuts, or is it that the culture has so coarsened over the last half-century that few are able to express themselves as adults? Maybe the Left, as a group, are just permanently stuck in adolescence,

Posted by: Monty James at September 19, 2017 09:01 PM (gKOMX)


They have anal fixations and love to play with their own shit. They never even got close to adolescence.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 19, 2017 09:03 PM (rZ+mb)

437 "I need a man who thinks like a pirate! I need a man with a tattoo on his dick! Are you that man?"

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2017 08:57 PM (NWiLs)


Today was Talk Like A Pirate day.
I think the dick tattoos are optional.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 19, 2017 09:03 PM (Id9+8)

438 Has Jennifer Lawrence explained why Mother Nature did this to Mexico?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 19, 2017 08:20 PM (auHtY)

Mexico must be punished for sending us their best and brightest.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 19, 2017 09:03 PM (2NqXo)

439 Actually, an Army or Marine or Air Force officer with the rank of captain will usually be called "major" on a ship.

Whuuuuut?! A Marine officer on board a ship or any where else for that matter is addressed by his rank with the exception of Lieutenants and Colonels. Butter Bars and 1st Looeys are just Lieutenants. If you called a Marine Captain a Major he'd politely correct you.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 19, 2017 09:03 PM (s28y4)

440 Downplay that as much as you like. I know the truth.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Just a Guy With a Keyboard at September 19, 2017 08:45 PM (Ckg4U)

===

You ain't the only one who knows.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 19, 2017 09:04 PM (EZebt)

441 Mine says "Moby"

Posted by: Superfreaked, arrg at September 19, 2017 09:04 PM (UdKB7)

442
Damn.

Teh Ewok REALLY hated this movie, didn't he?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 19, 2017 09:05 PM (iFZVz)

443 Speaking of possibly having commented on an old thread, what's the best way to get unbanninated? Which Cob do I have to humble myself before to get them to look into it? Thanks in advance.

Posted by: Bob in Houston right wing basket of deplorable at September 19, 2017 09:05 PM (5djL7)

444 Posted by: smfh at September 19, 2017 09:02 PM (s5Kql)

SMFH! Why the lower case?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 19, 2017 09:06 PM (Id9+8)

445 I've long said that the enemy here is not liberals, or the Left, or Democrats, but the Media who shields and protects them all.

Destroy the Media and you destroy the rest. They have no place to hide, and no one to hide them.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 19, 2017 09:06 PM (l9m7l)

446 Whuuuuut?! A Marine officer on board a ship or any where else for that matter is addressed by his rank with the exception of Lieutenants and Colonels. Butter Bars and 1st Looeys are just Lieutenants. If you called a Marine Captain a Major he'd politely correct you.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 19, 2017 09:03 PM (s28y4)

---

I dunno...

I know many an Army captain that would cream his/her/it panties if addressed as 'Major'.

Posted by: smfh at September 19, 2017 09:06 PM (s5Kql)

447
Mexico must be punished for sending us their best and brightest.
Posted by: JuJuBee


We get the beast and the blightest.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 19, 2017 09:06 PM (IqV8l)

448 437. Damn!

NOW she tells us!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 09:06 PM (fA1SL)

449 I read something about Taylor Swift refusing to denounce PDT. She has good counsel.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 19, 2017 09:06 PM (PUmDY)

450 I broke my dick this afternoon in a struggle with a liberal slut over a two dollar surcharge...you should see the size of the swelling and the oversized cast...it is huuuuuuge!

Posted by: Tentotwo at September 19, 2017 09:06 PM (yhf6w)

451 Miley,

I forgot?

I was lazy.

Posted by: smfh at September 19, 2017 09:06 PM (s5Kql)

452 I'm so disappointed in JenLaw. Is there any way to recover prior faps?

Posted by: RI Red - now in a para-social relationship at September 19, 2017 09:07 PM (+WXeq)

453 How ya doing?
Posted by: smfh at September




SMFH! So simply because I am married you ask how I am doing and not who I am doing?

I am fine though, thanks for asking.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 19, 2017 09:07 PM (0wem/)

454 452: run a few batches off to lena dunham for penance. it will even out.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 19, 2017 09:08 PM (KP5rU)

455 Well, it's a lot more classy than MILF, which is so coarse.
Posted by: Pandora's Box at September

You're concerned about coarse on THIS blog?

Posted by: Country Boy - CenTexMoMee AmbASSador at September 19, 2017 09:09 PM (2QnUt)

456 Posted by: yankeefifth at September 19, 2017 08:59 PM (0wem/)



Oh, I see. I've watched so much Brit TV for so long, I see mummy and think mommy automatically (when it is a Brit term).

Posted by: Pandora's Box at September 19, 2017 09:09 PM (Ae45Z)

457 Not sure that Navy thing addressing Army captains as major is accurate. In my experience the Navy always addressed the Army and Marines as jeffe.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 19, 2017 09:09 PM (0wem/)

458 SMFH! So simply because I am married you ask how I am doing and not who I am doing?

I am fine though, thanks for asking.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 19, 2017 09:07 PM (0wem/)

---

I don't make it a habit in asking who's doing whom...lol.

Sorry that I won't be in Vegas. Between the accident and family issues, no can do.

Posted by: smfh at September 19, 2017 09:09 PM (s5Kql)

459 Hey SMFH! How's things?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2017 09:09 PM (NWiLs)

460 You're concerned about coarse on THIS blog?
Posted by: Country Boy - CenTexMoMee AmbASSador at September 19, 2017 09:09 PM (2QnUt)

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No shit.

When us 'ettes get the banhammer...

Posted by: smfh at September 19, 2017 09:10 PM (s5Kql)

461 smfh, how are things?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 19, 2017 09:10 PM (KP5rU)

462 So simply because I am married you ask how I am doing and not who I am doing?



I am fine though, thanks for asking.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 19, 2017 09:07 PM (0wem/

1) You're doing your wife because

B) You follow instructions like a motherfucker.


By the way, that was one of the most fun ONTs of my life. I laughed so hard my stomach hurt. I read the thread next day and cracked up again.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 19, 2017 09:10 PM (Id9+8)

463 452. Never, ever regret any faps. To do so invites hauntings by sockbabies.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 09:10 PM (fA1SL)

464 I'm so disappointed in JenLaw. Is there any way to recover prior faps?

Posted by: RI Red - now in a para-social relationship


Let me put it this way. You can't put the toothpaste back in the tube.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 19, 2017 09:10 PM (/qEW2)

465 Oh, I see. I've watched so much Brit TV for so long, I see mummy and think mommy automatically (when it is a Brit term).
Posted by: Pandora's Box at September




Oh, lots of people use it here too but usually it involves pabst blue ribbon, nitrous, and a blue dress.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 19, 2017 09:11 PM (0wem/)

466 Have I been banned, or did IOS 11 break commenting from my phone?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 19, 2017 09:11 PM (BoMuO)

467 Insomniac!

Doing ok.

Still a bit heated over some dipshit running me off the road.

"I didn't see her officer!"

Never had that issue in a truck.

No more little cars for me.

Posted by: smfh at September 19, 2017 09:12 PM (s5Kql)

468 466 Have I been banned, or did IOS 11 break commenting from my phone?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 19, 2017 09:11 PM (BoMuO)

Yes. Please conduct yourself accordingly.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2017 09:12 PM (NWiLs)

469 Well, lucky for all of you, it looks like it is just an IOS 11 commenting break. You get to experience my rapist wit and stunning commentary from my laptop.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 19, 2017 09:12 PM (BoMuO)

470 yes

Posted by: costello at September 19, 2017 09:12 PM (QHacd)

471 Sorry that I won't be in Vegas. Between the accident and family issues, no can do.
Posted by: smfh at September



You're sorry? We're sorry. Now we don't have anyone to drive the tank.

No problem, would have been silly to expect you there sith everything you have going on now.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 19, 2017 09:13 PM (0wem/)

472 Fat, unemployable and triggered is no way to go through life TrigglyPoo.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 19, 2017 09:13 PM (5VlCp)

473 466 Have I been banned, or did IOS 11 break commenting from my phone?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 19, 2017 09:11 PM (BoMuO)



Why would that not surprise me that the new iOS would use the special punctuation that is not allowed in the comments here.

Posted by: buzzion at September 19, 2017 09:13 PM (z/Ubi)

474 466 Have I been banned, or did IOS 11 break commenting from my phone?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 19, 2017 09:11 PM (BoMuO)

Yes, you have been cast into the outer darkness with Buzzion and can only affect our world in dreams...

How did you piss off Fenlon?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 19, 2017 09:13 PM (rb1zT)

475 469 Well, lucky for all of you, it looks like it is just an IOS 11 commenting break. You get to experience my rapist wit and stunning commentary from my laptop.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 19, 2017 09:12 PM (BoMuO)

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Yay.

Posted by: smfh at September 19, 2017 09:13 PM (s5Kql)

476 >>>Let me put it this way. You can't put the toothpaste back in the tube.

You can if it's girthy enough.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 19, 2017 09:13 PM (RrhD2)

477
My mother and aunt (her big sister) went to London on a little trip back around 2000. Well, 2003, I think.

ANyway, I got an e-mail entitled "Hello from Mum". I knew some Brit had helped her send that e-mail. She wasn't too proficient back then. She actually typed the thing, but her helper had to compose the subject and send it.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 19, 2017 09:14 PM (8O3HH)

478 Late to the thread, but I just wanted to say: Good stuff, Ace.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 19, 2017 09:14 PM (3Vlkn)

479

One could eliminate all this naval and other rank confusion if they got rid of the designation of "captain". Change it to "Boat Boss", "Big Boat Boss" and "Big Boat With Planes On It Boss" for carriers. Problem solved.

Posted by: otho at September 19, 2017 09:14 PM (qGuLD)

480 You get to experience my rapist wit and stunning commentary from my laptop.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 19, 2017 09:12 PM (BoMuO)

Autocuke is an SJW, you rapist!
And please don't draw attention to your...laptop.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 19, 2017 09:14 PM (Id9+8)

481 455 Well, it's a lot more classy than MILF, which is so coarse.
Posted by: Pandora's Box at September

You're concerned about coarse on THIS blog?
Posted by: Country Boy - CenTexMoMee AmbASSador at September 19, 2017 09:09 PM (2QnUt)


Well that'd be a futile concern. No, I was just sayin' that the Brit term was better than ours. Classier.

Posted by: Pandora's Box at September 19, 2017 09:14 PM (Ae45Z)

482 Posted by: smfh at September 19, 2017 09:06 PM (s5Kql)

As enlisted flight crew, we always wore a zoom bag and our name patches had our wings over top our names and abbreviated rank. From a distance regular ole enlisted aircrew wings look a lot like officer wings. Usually they'd salute and being the kinder and gentler jarheads we were, we'd return the favor and then politely correct them.

We had to wear the the garrison cover and O's wore the piss cutter so the grunts knew who to salute before they got close enough to make the distinction. Lotsa pissy grunts....

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 19, 2017 09:15 PM (s28y4)

483 By the way, that was one of the most fun ONTs of my life. I laughed so hard my stomach hurt. I read the thread next day and cracked up again.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September




You know I would kill someone for a good laugh.




Posted by: yankeefifth at September 19, 2017 09:15 PM (0wem/)

484 467 Insomniac!

Doing ok.

Still a bit heated over some dipshit running me off the road.

"I didn't see her officer!"

Never had that issue in a truck.

No more little cars for me.
Posted by: smfh at September 19, 2017 09:12 PM (s5Kql)

Yeah, that sucks. With some people it doesn't matter. I drive a full size SUV and had some numbnutz almost pull right out in front of me the other night. He would've kept going if I hadn't laid on the horn. Some people just shouldn't be behind the wheel.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2017 09:15 PM (NWiLs)

485 'You can't put the toothpaste back in the tube. '

How did they get it in there in the first place?

Posted by: arrg at September 19, 2017 09:16 PM (UdKB7)

486 My phone "upgraded" to IOS 11 today. I now get a pixy server error when commenting from Dolphin, chrome, and safari. I have also heard it breaks a bunch of apps, though I havent tried many. Sufficient to say, wait for IOS 11.1 if you haven upgraded yet.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 19, 2017 09:16 PM (BoMuO)

487 Hell forgot to shut the damn gate and now demons walk among us.
Just my $.02 worth.

Posted by: navybrat at September 19, 2017 09:17 PM (w7KSn)

488 Jennifer Garner is a smart one as well, not being Paltrowi full retard.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 19, 2017 09:17 PM (PUmDY)

489 "That's a helluva pep talk man. Thanks."
-Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2017 08:51 PM (NWiLs)

I meant every syllable.

You kick ASS, Brother.

You use every bit of that "Cheerleader Shit" and blow peoples' minds with your brilliance.

When I say "You're funnier than me.", it is not acting in a demure fashion. I like to kick ass and take names on stage. Comedy is a competition.

You have enough Human Nature alongside natural brilliance to be wary, yet ebullient with legal clarity to shine, Brother.

Your quick wit and clarity is nearly immaculate.

I emit "The Silly", often to disguise my non-educated 'takes' for those who would rather enjoy linguistic acrobatics rather than learned, solid knowledge.

You, Sir... are the embodiment of knowledge that I crave.

I look up to you, Good Sir.

-Continued Brilliance, prayers alongside.

--Your Friendly Neighborhood Slapweasel.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Just a Guy With a Keyboard at September 19, 2017 09:17 PM (Ckg4U)

490 You know I would kill someone for a good laugh.











Posted by: yankeefifth at September 19, 2017 09:15 PM (0wem/)

Oh fuck, Y5, I've spent the entire summer laughing almost every day. What a blessing it's been to smile that much. What a change!
I never thought I'd recover from losing Tim. But it appears that I have, more or less.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 19, 2017 09:18 PM (Id9+8)

491 One could eliminate all this naval and other rank confusion if they got rid of the designation of "captain". Change it to "Boat Boss", "Big Boat Boss" and "Big Boat With Planes On It Boss" for carriers.

The airwing side of the Navy solved that; the Captain is called 'Skipper', the XO is called the hammer and the Deck Boss is called god.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 19, 2017 09:18 PM (s28y4)

492 I liked it.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at September 19, 2017 09:18 PM (m9X4Y)

493 Yay.
Posted by: smfh
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Been missing you, ma'am. Good to see your name.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 19, 2017 09:19 PM (9tO1t)

494 -
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The National Nervous Breakdown, and How to Exploit it Ruthlessly
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Exploit it? That is the most horrific idea I've ever heard.



Posted by: Therapists Soaking in Leftyland at September 19, 2017 09:19 PM (85f6P)

495 Yeah, that sucks. With some people it doesn't matter. I drive a full size SUV and had some numbnutz almost pull right out in front of me the other night. He would've kept going if I hadn't laid on the horn. Some people just shouldn't be behind the wheel.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2017 09:15 PM (NWiLs)


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If I was in a truck, him squeezing me onto the shoulder and ditch would have had a vastly different outcome.

Posted by: smfh at September 19, 2017 09:19 PM (s5Kql)

496 As enlisted flight crew, we always wore a zoom bag and our name patches had our wings over top our names and abbreviated rank. From a distance regular ole enlisted aircrew wings look a lot like officer wings. Usually they'd salute and being the kinder and gentler jarheads we were, we'd return the favor and then politely correct them.

I enlisted in the AF shortly after they went to the leather nametag on the BDU. Everybody had "slick sleeves". You had to be right on top of somebody to read their rank to know whether to salute or not.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 19, 2017 09:19 PM (BoMuO)

497 487 Hell forgot to shut the damn gate and now demons walk among us.
Just my $.02 worth.
Posted by: navybrat at September 19, 2017 09:17 PM (w7KSn)



I blame John Winchester giving the Colt to Azazel.

Posted by: buzzion at September 19, 2017 09:19 PM (z/Ubi)

498 Sonobi.


I just ordered 3 dozen.

Whatever it is.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at September 19, 2017 09:20 PM (2wRtc)

499 Insomniac,

I did lay on the horn.

Fucker still kept on coming.

Posted by: smfh at September 19, 2017 09:20 PM (s5Kql)

500 We can't continue this away and survive as a country. I still think there is a silent majority but the Left is getting closer to having more people than the Right instead of just louder than the Right.

They have taken control of every institution except the military but have been concentrating on that take over for the last few decades.

I'm at a loss at how this can be turned around before it's too late. Divine intervention is probably required. In the mean time I'm preparing for the worst while hoping for the best.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 19, 2017 09:20 PM (LuKE7)

501 Hey SMFH, you've got Mileymail.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 19, 2017 09:21 PM (Id9+8)

502 Wish I could be in Vegas to meet you all. Life issues and work have conspired against me. Praying for a better month in October. Don't forget to bring bail money.

Posted by: Cheri at September 19, 2017 09:21 PM (AiNgf)

503 If I was in a truck, him squeezing me onto the shoulder and ditch would have had a vastly different outcome.

Posted by: smfh at September 19, 2017 09:19 PM (s5Kql)

This is true, but some people are just oblivious when they drive. It makes me nuts.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2017 09:22 PM (NWiLs)

504 500. Move someplace ten miles from your nearest neighbor.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 09:22 PM (fA1SL)

505 NVTS nuts

Posted by: DaveA at September 19, 2017 09:22 PM (FhXTo)

506 "Insomniac,



I did lay on the horn.



Fucker still kept on coming.

-Posted by: smfh at September 19, 2017 09:20 PM (s5Kql)

I hate cell-phones on the road. Idiots, all of them.

...Yes, anyone who does that. You, Too.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Just a Guy With a Keyboard at September 19, 2017 09:23 PM (Ckg4U)

507 >>>Move someplace ten miles from your nearest neighbor.

Bingo. Write one of the Kaczynski brothers for real estate advice.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 19, 2017 09:23 PM (RrhD2)

508 We can't continue this away and survive as a country. I still think there is a silent majority but the Left is getting closer to having more people than the Right instead of just louder than the Right.


I think we are mostly all who we think we are- Americans. The same Americans we were post 9-11. The same Americans in Houston and Florida right now. It is this vocal, asshole 5%, encouraged by the MSM and hollywood that makes us think differently.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 19, 2017 09:24 PM (BoMuO)

509 Ok Miley.

Posted by: smfh at September 19, 2017 09:24 PM (s5Kql)

510 What does "emo" mean?

I recognize the root word must be "emotion," but can someone explain the emandations & penumbras of "Emo," pls?

BeJaysus, does this place get a lot of traffic! I make dinner for my kids & then? Buried alive by an avalanche of posts, mostly about horsezhit-- boobs, etc. (No offense)

Posted by: mnw at September 19, 2017 09:24 PM (uqdlV)

511 507. Heh.....mail-order bowling leagues.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 09:24 PM (fA1SL)

512 From a distance regular ole enlisted aircrew wings look a lot like officer wings. Usually they'd salute and being the kinder and gentler jarheads we were, we'd return the favor and then politely correct them.
We had to wear the the garrison cover and O's wore the piss cutter so the grunts knew who to salute before they got close enough to make the distinction. Lotsa pissy grunts....
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 19, 2017 09:15 PM (s28y4)

Yup.....as a humble Pfc. I had the pleasure of being on an advanced party loading out in Norfolk, which at the time had a squid ASW school there. All split tails.

I was going to chow when 3 Navy blue piss cutters came into view with gold on them. I saluted. The split-tails laughed and turned red.

Damn. Some emblem on their piss cutter for their school it was but gold.

You see gold, you salute.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 19, 2017 09:24 PM (5VlCp)

513 499 Insomniac,

I did lay on the horn.

Fucker still kept on coming.
Posted by: smfh at September 19, 2017 09:20 PM (s5Kql)

I guess it's hard to hear when driving with your head that far up your own ass.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2017 09:25 PM (NWiLs)

514 Hillary on Colbert tonight reacting to Trump's UN speech.

Sorry, folks, but she's running for president again in 2020.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 19, 2017 09:25 PM (3Vlkn)

515 504 500. Move someplace ten miles from your nearest neighbor.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 09:22 PM (fA1SL)

Ten mile restraining order and I'd never have another issue to be concerned about.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 19, 2017 09:25 PM (LuKE7)

516 Excellent breakdown, Ace. Love articles like this.

Posted by: Corona at September 19, 2017 09:25 PM (zIb93)

517 Sonobi.


I just ordered 3 dozen.

Whatever it is.
Posted by: Mortimer
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I now buy it buy it in a 2 gallon carton. People sneer, but it's a better buy than those hoity-toity glass bottles.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 19, 2017 09:26 PM (9tO1t)

518 >>>What does "emo" mean?

Shortening/contraction of 'emotional homo'.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 19, 2017 09:26 PM (RrhD2)

519 514. I might jave been sorry to learn this not so long ago. Now, I'm glad of it.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 09:26 PM (fA1SL)

520 Sorry, folks, but she's running for president again in 2020.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 19, 2017 09:25 PM (3Vlkn)

YAAAASSSSSS!

Posted by: Nobody Ever at September 19, 2017 09:26 PM (mtGE/)

521 510 What does "emo" mean?

I recognize the root word must be "emotion," but can someone explain the emandations & penumbras of "Emo," pls?

BeJaysus, does this place get a lot of traffic! I make dinner for my kids & then? Buried alive by an avalanche of posts, mostly about horsezhit-- boobs, etc. (No offense)
Posted by: mnw at September 19, 2017 09:24 PM (uqdlV)



3 steps above goth.

Posted by: buzzion at September 19, 2017 09:27 PM (z/Ubi)

522 Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Just a Guy With a Keyboard at September 19, 2017 09:17 PM (Ckg4U)

Damn dude, you're making me blush. But thank you, again.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2017 09:28 PM (NWiLs)

523 510 What does "emo" mean?

Part pajama boy, part goth, all SJW.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 19, 2017 09:28 PM (EZebt)

524 Yup.....as a humble Pfc. I had the pleasure of being on an advanced party loading out in Norfolk, which at the time had a squid ASW school there. All split tails.

I was going to chow when 3 Navy blue piss cutters came into view with gold on them. I saluted. The split-tails laughed and turned red.

Damn. Some emblem on their piss cutter for their school it was but gold.

You see gold, you salute.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 19, 2017 09:24 PM (5VlCp)

As a PO3 in the Navy, I was sent to Ft. Gordon for training...

Well... the 'pin' we wore on our jackets was an Eagle (we called it a Crow), with a single chevron below it...

Same pin we wore on our Ballcaps...

Seemed it looked a lot like a Colonel's eagle to some of the Army kids who hadn't been in long..

Posted by: Don Q. at September 19, 2017 09:28 PM (NgKpN)

525 BSG

Thx, but WTF is "emotional homo"?

Asking for a friend. Mongo straight. Thx.

Posted by: mnw at September 19, 2017 09:28 PM (uqdlV)

526 I don't there is enough Chardonnay or meds to get HRC through another election.

Posted by: Cheri at September 19, 2017 09:28 PM (AiNgf)

527 Sorry, folks, but she's running for president again in 2020.
Posted by: Walter Freeman
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I don't think she can last that long. It may be wishful thinking on my part, but a human psyche can only contain crazy for so long without a mental breaker tripping.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 19, 2017 09:29 PM (9tO1t)

528 What does "emo" mean?

I recognize the root word must be "emotion," but can someone explain the emandations & penumbras of "Emo," pls?


Posted by: mnw at September 19, 2017 09:24 PM


It's a style/genre of rock, that dates back to post punk and whatnot. It's means "emotional".

Posted by: otho at September 19, 2017 09:29 PM (qGuLD)

529 Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 19, 2017 09:24 PM (5VlCp)

Yessir. Better safe than sorry. Nothing fouls the mood like getting the red ass from a butter bar.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 19, 2017 09:29 PM (s28y4)

530 Hey, swabbies! (Meant respectfully, of course.) Is a "piss-cutter" the same thing we grunts used to call a "c*nt cap"?

Posted by: RI Red - now in a para-social relationship at September 19, 2017 09:30 PM (+WXeq)

531 ...Yes, anyone who does that. You, Too.




Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Just a Guy With a Keyboard at September 19, 2017 09:23 PM (Ckg4U)

No you don't.

Posted by: Rightfighter at September 19, 2017 09:30 PM (Id9+8)

532 Oh, PLEASE reboot the Scooby Van! "Im chill'n in Cedar Rapids!"

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 19, 2017 09:30 PM (BoMuO)

533 What does "emo" mean?

Posted by: mnw at September 19, 2017 09:24 PM


"Tattooed Pussy/Drama Queen"

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 19, 2017 09:30 PM (rZ+mb)

534 Local abc reporter Mya Shay getting taken to the woodshed in Houston covering Harvey. http://tinyurl.com/ydefngff

Posted by: WeBoned! at September 19, 2017 09:30 PM (yOWG+)

535 514; note to self, buy more distillery futures.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 19, 2017 09:31 PM (KP5rU)

536 "Emo" is a bunch of dark-minded kids who seem to enjoy the camaraderie of others who think that "There is No God" and "This is All Pointless".

They listen to songs that affirm their dire point-of-view and dwell in a self-driven well of endless emotion.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Just a Guy With a Keyboard at September 19, 2017 09:31 PM (Ckg4U)

537 otho

Thx.

What's "emoji"?

Posted by: mnw at September 19, 2017 09:31 PM (uqdlV)

538 Hey on a completely off topic... We have dairy delivery from the local farm and the first delivery of Egg Nog came today..... Buuuuuuurrrrrrrppppp!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 19, 2017 09:31 PM (s28y4)

539 508 We can't continue this away and survive as a country. I still think there is a silent majority but the Left is getting closer to having more people than the Right instead of just louder than the Right.


____

I used to think that as boomers started dying off the left would take complete control After all millenials are all lefty cunts.

But I'm starting to see some glimmer of hope for Gen Z (or whatever they're called). The post-millenial generation seems a lot more sane. Maybe not necessarily conservative, but at least not fucking insane.

And I'm seeing this myself. I know several 20ish year olds who I've been shocked to find out have pretty right-ish views on the world. And even when they disagree, they can understand the opposing view and not react like these millenial snowflakes have been for the past 10 years.

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 19, 2017 09:32 PM (z/7QK)

540 Good breakdown Ace - the left are the ultimate micromanagers & until you and others bloggers came along they could micromanage everyone's lives incrementally but now we have somewhere to go.

Even lurkers get to read the people here who are "just like us" who also say "are you f'ing kidding me, that is nuts". The left has been able to somewhat mute some of the others (al la hot air & it's facebook wall) but not here & not entirely on twitter.

Posted by: Batterup at September 19, 2017 09:32 PM (mtGE/)

541 Eromero schooled a 'management' type female on the facts today, and as a consequence may or may not have a j-o-b soon. Told her to read 1984. Ce la vie. As the old folks say.

Posted by: Eromero at September 19, 2017 09:32 PM (zLDYs)

542 "Damn dude, you're making me blush. But thank you, again."
-Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2017 09:28 PM (NWiLs)

You're Welcome. I ain't just Kissing Your Ass and I think you know it.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Just a Guy With a Keyboard at September 19, 2017 09:32 PM (Ckg4U)

543 What's "emoji"?

Posted by: mnw at September 19, 2017 09:31 PM (uqdlV)


A beefier emoticon ... as if there were any need for such a thing ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 19, 2017 09:32 PM (rZ+mb)

544 As an enlisted I had to salute officers. As a Captain, I have to salute every-damn-body.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 19, 2017 09:32 PM (BoMuO)

545 536. Kinda like the Horde, but not nearly so cool.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 09:33 PM (fA1SL)

546 -
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I'm at a loss at how this can be turned around
before it's too late. Divine intervention is probably required. In the
mean time I'm preparing for the worst while hoping for the best.


Posted by: Jack Sock at September 19, 2017 09:20 PM

-----------------

I've been saying for a while that divine intervention was required. I still think that's true. However, the left's continued undisguised sillyness has made God's job much easier.

Posted by: irright at September 19, 2017 09:33 PM (85f6P)

547 539. Generation Zed. Zed for Zardoz.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 09:34 PM (fA1SL)

548 I don't there is enough Chardonnay or meds to get HRC through another election.

Posted by: Cheri at September 19, 2017 09:28 PM (AiNgf)




But she was robbed. And if it wasn't for (insert 9,000 excuses) she would have won the election. She must avenge that loss no matter what. I really hope she runs again

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 19, 2017 09:35 PM (auHtY)

549 Hey, swabbies! (Meant respectfully, of course.) Is a "piss-cutter" the same thing we grunts used to call a "c*nt cap"?
Posted by: RI Red
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Yeah. I don't where they got 'piss cutter' from... but if it's Nav or AF, anything is possible, and it probably involves some form of grab-ass.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 19, 2017 09:35 PM (9tO1t)

550 @527: "I don't think she can last that long. It may be wishful thinking on my part, but a human psyche can only contain crazy for so long without a mental breaker tripping."

If Hillary could survive Lewinsky without kicking over a lantern and burning down the White House, and losing to a cold fish wannabe preacher born engineered by the Chicago political machine, then she can, and will, defy Father Time for four more years, even if that means Huma needs to begin spiking her morning coffee with formaldehyde rather than whiskey.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 19, 2017 09:36 PM (3Vlkn)

551 Sorry, folks, but she's running for president again in 2020.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 19, 2017 09:25 PM
____

From your lips to God's ears.

I'm sure all she needs is another 4 years to connect with the public.

Posted by: Curmudgeonly Ex-Clerk at September 19, 2017 09:36 PM (H5knJ)

552 527 Sorry, folks, but she's running for president again in 2020.
Posted by: Walter Freeman
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I don't think she can last that long. It may be wishful thinking on my part, but a human psyche can only contain crazy for so long without a mental breaker tripping.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 19, 2017 09:29 PM (9tO1t)

I don't know how she could pull it off physically. She wasn't exactly a picture of health before her campaign, and during the campaign had the side of beef incident and others where she had to be physically assisted. The only thing I see sustaining her is her insatiable lust for power and burning hatred for America.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2017 09:36 PM (NWiLs)

553 549. If'n it's your first Med cruise, or first equatorial crossing - pack a spare toothbrush.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 09:36 PM (fA1SL)

554 Are y'all serious about her running again? Why (besides she has to pay back the donations)? You don't think she will endorse someone who will agree to retire her "campaign debt" and provide a nice stipend for her and her sleazy family?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 19, 2017 09:37 PM (PUmDY)

555 Hillary on Colbert tonight reacting to Trump's UN speech.

Sorry, folks, but she's running for president again in 2020.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 19, 2017 09:25 PM (3Vlkn)



Let mental defectives like Colbert keep feeding her ego. I want her to run again and have the Dem party bulldoze any opposition again. Let her be the William Jennings Bryan of our day

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 19, 2017 09:37 PM (auHtY)

556 Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Just a Guy With a Keyboard at September 19, 2017 09:32 PM (Ckg4U)

I know.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2017 09:37 PM (NWiLs)

557 Thx to all of you on the "emo" thing. I believe I've got it.

That black kid narrator in the Twiggly video is amazing! PDT should make him a job offer tonight!

(If I were a bright young AA looking to leapfrog the pack, one could do well by recognizing that a lot of heavyweight conservatives are... looking for allies! Hey, kid! Ever heard of the Koch Brothers? They wanna meet YOU!)

Posted by: mnw at September 19, 2017 09:37 PM (uqdlV)

558 550. Heh.....Dr Phibes in a pantsuit.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 09:38 PM (fA1SL)

559 Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Just a Guy With a Keyboard at September 19, 2017 08:45 PM (Ckg4U)

So, what's a girl gotta do to get a tribute like this?!

Don't answer that!

And God's own truth, every bit of it!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 19, 2017 09:38 PM (pBIv+)

560 Excellent post, Ace. Thanks.

Posted by: IrishEi at September 19, 2017 09:38 PM (HiDrR)

561 " Is a "piss-cutter" the same thing we grunts used to call a "c*nt cap"?
Posted by: RI Red "

Yep.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2017 09:38 PM (EyPfd)

562 She might run, but I dont think she can strong arm the DNC into making her the sole candidate again. She is going to get schlonged by Kamala Harris and Deval Patrick, and Corey Booker and probably one of the Castro brothers.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 19, 2017 09:38 PM (BoMuO)

563 519
514. I might jave been sorry to learn this not so long ago. Now, I'm glad of it.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 09:26 PM (fA1SL)

Sometimes it's difficult to understand your Kekistani accent.

Posted by: Rightfighter at September 19, 2017 09:38 PM (Id9+8)

564 539
And I'm seeing this myself. I know several 20ish year olds who I've been shocked to find out have pretty right-ish views on the world. And even when they disagree, they can understand the opposing view and not react like these millenial snowflakes have been for the past 10 years.
Posted by: #neverskankles at September 19, 2017 09:32 PM (z/7QK)


Yeah, I keep thinking there must be some college kids who roll their eyes and make jerk-off motions when their professors wax poetic about their days on the barricades in the 60s.

Posted by: rickl at September 19, 2017 09:39 PM (sdi6R)

565 563. Ha! This guy - he gets it.
Shadilay, brother!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 09:40 PM (fA1SL)

566 She is going to get schlonged by Kamala Harris and Deval Patrick, and Corey Booker and probably one of the Castro brothers.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 19, 2017 09:38 PM (BoMuO)


That is something that no decent person should see ... or even hear about.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 19, 2017 09:40 PM (rZ+mb)

567 >>So, what's a girl gotta do to get a tribute like this?!

Take selfies.

Posted by: Hope Solo at September 19, 2017 09:40 PM (8O3HH)

568 543 Primordial

Thx. I kept running into that term & had only the vaguest clue.

Posted by: mnw at September 19, 2017 09:42 PM (uqdlV)

569 >> She is going to get schlonged by Kamala Harris

Point of diction. When a gal is doing it, topping as it were (with aide of some equipment) it's known as "pegging", not schlonging.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 19, 2017 09:42 PM (8O3HH)

570 Thanks, swabbies. I may just have a future daughter-in-law Ensign and I don't think I can ask her that...

Posted by: RI Red - now in a para-social relationship at September 19, 2017 09:42 PM (+WXeq)

571 As a CPO, I had somebody tell me not to wear my pisscutter in my belt but carry it in my left hand if it was not on my damn head. Has the Navy changed that much? Retired in 96.

Posted by: Eromero at September 19, 2017 09:42 PM (zLDYs)

572 Good observations, Ace. I think the exploit part is a little nebulous. I kept waiting for the part where we kick them in the bards mid freakout.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 19, 2017 09:43 PM (tbOMB)

573 Thx to all of you on the "emo" thing. I believe I've got it.


Posted by: mnw at September 19, 2017 09:37 PM


Yeah, it was originally a style of rock as far back as the 80's, but didn't draw a specific identity (or self indentity) or much comment regarding sub-genre until much later. Sometime in the late 90's, early 21st century, I think. It's used more as term for a teen culture, now, rather than the music it stemmed from.

Posted by: otho at September 19, 2017 09:44 PM (qGuLD)

574 @552: "The only thing I see sustaining her is her insatiable lust for power and burning hatred for America."

Getting the last laugh on Bill too. Heaven forbid he croaks before 2020. Sympathetic widow would be a new look for her.

@562: "She might run, but I dont think she can strong arm the DNC into making her the sole candidate again"

She could run as a third party independent against whichever red/black progressive wins the Democratic nomination.

You know, so normal, everyday, non-partisan Americans like her can have a voice in government again.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 19, 2017 09:44 PM (3Vlkn)

575 I don't want to be chicken little but we dodged a bullet only because of the fixable errors Hillary made. It will take just one screw up by Trump to give her a chance in a rematch.

That's why I wanted Trump's DOJ to pursue her.

Jeez I'm not usually this pessimistic.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 19, 2017 09:44 PM (LuKE7)

576 572. We need to work on profiting from this current moral panic.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 09:44 PM (fA1SL)

577 That is something that no decent person should see ... or even hear about.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 19, 2017 09:40 PM (rZ+mb)


Oh please, every one of your pervs would pay to see it!

DA DO or D something like that, which I learned here, I might add...

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 19, 2017 09:44 PM (pBIv+)

578 Never allowed to tuck the piss cutter in your belt.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 19, 2017 09:45 PM (89T5c)

579 Well, I could do everyone a favor and kick-start the ONT by posting a comment.

Yes, arrogantly assuming I have willow-like powers.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 19, 2017 09:45 PM (QDnY+)

580 Bards, nards.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 19, 2017 09:45 PM (tbOMB)

581 "So, what's a girl gotta do to get a tribute like this?!

Don't answer that!

And God's own truth, every bit of it!
"
-Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 19, 2017 09:38 PM (pBIv+)

You think I'd disrespect God and Thor?... lol One God is bad enough.

I'll simply say that the Blog is better when you're here. Your joy and enthusiasm is contagious.

You tell the truth and give 'The Amateurs' a Real Look into Life, Itself.

You live every day and don't back down from challenges, lest you can find a Teachable Moment and then you are open and humerous, given your trials.

If that was not "Tribute", I can rewrite it.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Just a Guy With a Keyboard at September 19, 2017 09:46 PM (Ckg4U)

582 I kept waiting for the part where we kick them in the bards mid freakout.

This is about Hamlet, isn't it?

Posted by: William "Bill" Shakespeare at September 19, 2017 09:46 PM (JyFLk)

583 566 She is going to get schlonged by Kamala Harris and Deval Patrick, and Corey Booker and probably one of the Castro brothers.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 19, 2017 09:38 PM (BoMuO)

That is something that no decent person should see ... or even hear about.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 19, 2017 09:40 PM (rZ+mb)

Beat up by a black gang. Are they the Crips or Bloods.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 19, 2017 09:46 PM (LuKE7)

584 575. Dude - entropy ALWAYS wins. TGE has bought us 4 to 8 years' breathing space.

Time enough to make even more preparations.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 09:46 PM (fA1SL)

585 -
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Snowflake from central casting.

--------------------------------------

Isn't that the redhead from "Sluts in the City"?

Posted by: irright at September 19, 2017 09:46 PM (85f6P)

586 579 Well, I could do everyone a favor and kick-start the ONT by posting a comment.

Yes, arrogantly assuming I have willow-like powers.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 19, 2017 09:45 PM (QDnY+)



I figure 15 - 30 minutes.

Posted by: buzzion at September 19, 2017 09:46 PM (z/Ubi)

587 "the side of beef incident"


A classic, and every conservative knows what it refers to.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 19, 2017 09:46 PM (Id9+8)

588 Remember when SJW stood for St. Johns Worts?

Posted by: Corona at September 19, 2017 09:47 PM (zIb93)

589 563. Ha! This guy - he gets it.

Shadilay, brother!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 09:40 PM (fA1SL)

That's sister to you, Uncle!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 19, 2017 09:47 PM (Id9+8)

590 526 I don't there is enough Chardonnay or meds to get HRC through another election.
Posted by: Cheri
__________

Hold my beer. I've got this one.

DistHillary 2020! A clear vision through thick goggles!

Posted by: Vodka at September 19, 2017 09:48 PM (2Omzf)

591 Well, I was a Seabee and we did a lot of stuff not supposed to, besides for me khakis were for wearing at CPO initiations.

Posted by: Eromero at September 19, 2017 09:50 PM (zLDYs)

592 otho

I remember Janis Ian quite well from when she first started getting air play back in the '60s-- she SUCKED from the gitgo.

Why anybody would want to listen to HER instead of the Doors & the Airplane? Only God knows.

Posted by: mnw at September 19, 2017 09:50 PM (uqdlV)

593 I sense a disturbance in the force. Surely the ont is arriving.

Posted by: RI Red - now in a para-social relationship at September 19, 2017 09:51 PM (+WXeq)

594 Hillary has never entered a contest that was considered "losable."

JEF was supposed to be a nuisance, but beat her. So she rigged 2016 well and good. If in 2020 it looks like she'd have to win Dem nomination in a fair fight (please don't laugh), I can't see her running. How would she rig the game?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 19, 2017 09:52 PM (JyFLk)

595 tldr de tutt'i tldr

Posted by: Dave (in MA) at September 19, 2017 09:52 PM (/JyEh)

596 Allow me to Stretch My Ego...

If you thing you're going to be First on the ONT?

...you're wrong.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Just a Guy With a Keyboard at September 19, 2017 09:52 PM (Ckg4U)

597 "Don't say 'undocumented immigrant,' say 'illegal alien', "

I think "foreign national" is a better descriptor

Posted by: artemis at September 19, 2017 09:53 PM (AwPyG)

598 Is that snowflake a dude, or a chick? Or the combo -- a dick?

Posted by: LASue at September 19, 2017 09:53 PM (Mjus2)

599 592
Why anybody would want to listen to HER instead of the Doors & the Airplane? Only God knows.

Posted by: mnw at September 19, 2017 09:50 PM (uqdlV)


Well, personally, I embraced the healing concept of "and".

Posted by: rickl at September 19, 2017 09:54 PM (sdi6R)

600 589. How dare you assume your gender!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 09:54 PM (fA1SL)

601 Rocketman...LOL.

More like firecracker boy.

Posted by: smfh at September 19, 2017 09:54 PM (s5Kql)

602 otho

I remember Janis Ian quite well from when she first started getting air play back in the '60s-- she SUCKED from the gitgo.

Why anybody would want to listen to HER instead of the Doors & the Airplane? Only God knows.


Posted by: mnw at September 19, 2017 09:50 PM


I can't say I'm familiar with Janis Ian. Heard of the name, but can't recall any of the music. Must be lucky in that regard.

Posted by: otho at September 19, 2017 09:54 PM (qGuLD)

603 looks at last pic posted by Rita Panahi
[be]
What.....is that? It appears humanoid but......isn't.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 19, 2017 09:55 PM (6Dmwc)

604 I hate cell-phones on the road. Idiots, all of them.
===

I call it Commute of the Living Dead.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at September 19, 2017 09:55 PM (2wRtc)

605 I think of the Smiths or MBV as "emo" founders.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 19, 2017 09:55 PM (PUmDY)

606 That twink is of the somewhat male persuasion.

Posted by: smfh at September 19, 2017 09:55 PM (s5Kql)

607 OT, and probably already mentioned, but Manafort is going to own Mueller.

Trump doesn't need to fire him, Mueller hung himself.

Sad!

Posted by: blaster at September 19, 2017 09:56 PM (jHrzU)

608
Posted by: Eromero

CM2

We build, We fight.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at September 19, 2017 09:56 PM (2wRtc)

609 Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Just a Guy With a Keyboard at September 19, 2017 09:46 PM (Ckg4U)

*Blushes*

*Tries to think of appropriate words*

*fails*

*kicks rocks*

Thanks, Slappy. Humbled.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 19, 2017 09:57 PM (pBIv+)

610 You rock, lady.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Just a Guy With a Keyboard at September 19, 2017 09:58 PM (Ckg4U)

611 604 I hate cell-phones on the road. Idiots, all of them.
===

I call it Commute of the Living Dead.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at September 19, 2017 09:55 PM (2wRtc)

---

I was in the hammer lane in moderate traffic.

Guess I should be glad I didn't run into jersey barriers at 75+ mph or recreate a Dukes of Hazzard jump into an overpass.

Posted by: smfh at September 19, 2017 09:58 PM (s5Kql)

612 Who would shove a 'piss cutter' into their trousers?

Just inviting an ugly injury.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 19, 2017 09:58 PM (9tO1t)

613 Yeah my crystal ball's in the shop but Hillary running again would be a long-shot at each stage of the game. Depending on events, of course, the general might be completely beyond any Dem's reach.

Meaning Trump could be re-elected by a very thin margin, since most Dem voters are tribal, stupid, racist, ignorant, and/or self-dealing - oh, or insane. So regardless of how well Trump does, it won't matter nearly as much as, say, it did for Reagan's re-election.

It's all disconnects. Dem voters from reality (as long as it doesn't directly affect them - then they howl and go nuts), GOP incumbents from intelligent policies and the wishes of their voters, the media and pop culture from a huge swath of the populace. Very hard to handicap it any more.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 19, 2017 09:58 PM (QDnY+)

614
Yeah, any thread is always more fun and bright with Tammy posting.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 19, 2017 09:59 PM (8O3HH)

615 Build your own bomb: How Amazon's algorithm helps suggest explosive recipes

Items under 'frequently bought together' tabs guide users how to make dangerous explosives

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at September 19, 2017 09:59 PM (e8kgV)

616 *waves to Tammy*

'sup grrrl!

Posted by: smfh at September 19, 2017 09:59 PM (s5Kql)

617 I can't say I'm familiar with Janis Ian. Heard of the name, but can't recall any of the music. Must be lucky in that regard.
Posted by: otho
---------

Yeah, you're better off.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 19, 2017 10:00 PM (9tO1t)

618 Nebulous nood

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 10:00 PM (fA1SL)

619 National Nervous Breakdown was a good Stones song.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 19, 2017 10:00 PM (IqV8l)

620 575 Jack Sock

I think you may misunderestimate the potential for conflict between the Berniebots & those DEMs who still want to win elections. I'm betting on Betniebot-ism triumphant, btw.

There's a funny scene in "I, Claudius" in which someone informs the emperor Tiberius that a deadly serious rebellion has broken out in Rome.

Tiberius: "Are there any left who love Rome?"

Caligula: "None that I know of... but why not set a dog to catch a dog?"

Posted by: mnw at September 19, 2017 10:00 PM (uqdlV)

621 ont

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 19, 2017 10:01 PM (IqV8l)

622 "Retired in 96. "
in 2010 I was still wearing coveralls, with it tucked in my belt when not worn.

Exactly like the photograph in the Uniform Reg manual showed it being worn.

CMC wanted to give me gas about it.

Showed him the photo, and all he could say was "Damn, never knew that"

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2017 10:01 PM (EyPfd)

623 MBV weren't influential in emo. Before "Loveless" they didn't have many fans and you couldn't hear the lyrics on "Loveless" itself.

I'll give you Morrissey being a whiny faggot. I mean the guy on the Smiths, not the guy on HotAir

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 19, 2017 10:01 PM (6FqZa)

624 **ONT is NOOD!**

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Just a Guy With a Keyboard at September 19, 2017 10:01 PM (Ckg4U)

625 Called it. ONT 16 minutes after rhomboid's post.

Posted by: buzzion at September 19, 2017 10:02 PM (z/Ubi)

626 I think "The Cure" can probably claim the most annoyingly whiney fanbase over the 1980s / early 1990s though.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 19, 2017 10:02 PM (6FqZa)

627 No, "illegal alien" is better. Foreign national is correct, but ambiguous, since one can have legal status, or not.

blaster I'm almost allowing myself to believe that the Mueller idiocy will indeed blow up, to encompass the astounding surveillance story. Almost.

But recall: there is no press, there is barely a GOP/WH "party" in the Beltway, the judiciary (and most of DOJ) are not professional, have no integrity, and get to play to an unbelievably dumbed-down populace (the only sort that wouldn't laugh/jeer the whole Mueller investigation concept into oblivion from the get-go).

Oh, Sessions mumbling and mewling in Portlandia about "sanctuary" crap. I am at the point where I think nobody in the administration actually understands how the government works, how appropriations work, how Congress exercises its control over policy. And they are pretty dim, or don't care, about their immigration/rule of law agenda. Because they've done almost nothing about it, despite many tools sitting there on the table in front of them, and the political wind (more like a gale) at their back.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 19, 2017 10:04 PM (QDnY+)

628 Bth, I agree somewhat. MBV ended up being very influential, however.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 19, 2017 10:05 PM (PUmDY)

629 Wow, I didn't realize that Janis Ian won a Grammy for "At Seventeen".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zw7Esd9C_yA

Posted by: rickl at September 19, 2017 10:08 PM (sdi6R)

630 510,
"What does "emo" mean?
"


To me it's Goth-Punk music IFAIK

The look and the emotions remind me of the 50s "Beat" scene and all the girls in the 60s who loved/self-identified with Sylvia Plath. And that would be where the music of Janis Ian back then comes in.

Posted by: geoffb at September 19, 2017 10:09 PM (zOpu5)

631 626 I think "The Cure" can probably claim the most annoyingly whiney fanbase over the 1980s / early 1990s though.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 19, 2017 10:02 PM (6FqZa)


10KM fucking pwned the Cure's version of "Just Like Heaven".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWRmniLj70I

Posted by: rickl at September 19, 2017 10:12 PM (sdi6R)

632 Excellent post. Long-time conservatives/independents have had to tolerate the subtle onslaughts of leftist propaganda and resist being a boiled frog for decades (for me since Reagan was in office). Now with the full on crazy attacks it's the conservatives and independents who are becoming "woke" in that, hey, these people who I thought were fairly normal but leaned left actually see me as an enemy now, and want to shut me up and knock me down. The leftists are now becoming "unwoke" and living their life in a nightmare of their own making.

When the MSM decided to show how antifa was a bunch of "normal" people like you and me, and were all about peace and free speech, and then apologized for and justified their violence - I saw that as the jumping off a cliff event for the liberal bubble world. Even Pelosi saw that as a political mistake (and she's insane) and denounced antifa. (My stupid Republican Rep couldn't do it though - pathetic, swamp rat jerk off.)

Step back and take be calm, then get the popcorn and enjoy the show - it's not going to stop anytime soon. Thank you CNN for leading the way. Don't stop. Don't change. Go! Go! Go!

Posted by: marky at September 19, 2017 10:27 PM (spVAn)

633 Another fantastic essay, Ace.

I'd swear your work history includes time in academia.

Posted by: Weak Geek at September 19, 2017 10:27 PM (VQjk/)

634 I know the thread has now deteriorated to a valuerite off topic slugfest, but I'm coming in at the end to tell Ace this:

This is a brilliant analysis.

I've watched and read you for years. THis culture we've had shoved upon us is confusing for those WHO DO understand cultural Marxism.

You just hit it outta the park. When I see you someday in person I may lick your......

Posted by: Derak at September 19, 2017 10:34 PM (/LnUG)

635 Nattering nabobs of negativism.... I read that Agnew said that...

Posted by: kraken at September 19, 2017 07:32 PM (zSVEm)
================

He did. The speechwriter who actually wrote the words was the late, GREAT Bill Safire.

Posted by: mrp at September 20, 2017 12:22 AM (Pqytn)

636
Another excellently insightful post.


Posted by: Cold Civil War at September 20, 2017 03:30 AM (Z2PYk)

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 20, 2017 05:15 AM (mpXpK)

ABCNews' Chief Foreign Correspondent Terry Moran: Trump's UN Speech "Bordering on Threat" of a "War Crime"

Ohhh.

Trump told the United Nations that if America is "forced to defend itself or its allies, we will have no choice but to totally destroy North Korea." In response, Moran freaked out: "The words 'totally destroying' a nation of 25 million people, that borders on the threat of committing a war crime."

Terry Moran was joined in freaking out by his Twitter Bubble Buddies at the SJW National Laughingstock and SJW Atlantic Magazine, who had all sorts of GAINZZZ as far as nervous disorders.

Strangely enough, the media -- get this -- praised Obama's steely toughness and girthy penis when he said the US could use its nuclear arsenal to "destroy" North Korea in 2016.

President Barack Obama delivered a stern warning to North Korea on Tuesday, reminding its "erratic" and "irresponsible" leader that America’s nuclear arsenal could "destroy" his country.

...


Mr Obama gave warning of the possible consequences. "We could, obviously, destroy North Korea with our arsenals," he told CBS News. "But aside from the humanitarian costs of that, they are right next door to our vital ally, [South] Korea."

I guess it's hard to mount a sustained criticism of a man who's got his dick three and a half deep in your mouth.

Thanks to Jane D'Oh. For the link. Not for all the penis stuff.

BTW, I don't know who came up with "girthy penis" but I think it was a commenter and it's hilarious.

Posted by: Ace at 06:04 PM




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1

Ever since I saw Barry's huge black cock on that jet...I knew.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Alt-Rightie Esq at September 19, 2017 06:03 PM (AASEZ)

2

Wow, I was actually first...

I came a little bit.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Alt-Rightie Esq at September 19, 2017 06:04 PM (AASEZ)

3 War is a war crime?

Posted by: wooga at September 19, 2017 06:05 PM (LupTM)

4 trump or die.

Posted by: rebel at September 19, 2017 06:06 PM (MvXIR)

5 I wish I could have been firthy.

Posted by: jayhawkone at September 19, 2017 06:06 PM (ZD+J8)

6 Well, hell, if "our speech is violence" then it follows that Trump's speech is a war crime. That's just common sense.

Posted by: Aunt Luna at September 19, 2017 06:06 PM (Zd2ZF)

7 Calling me a sucker of cocks? Also a war crime, buster. See you at the Hague.

Posted by: Terry Moron, Expert on the Law of War, Cockwrangling at September 19, 2017 06:06 PM (KtcMg)

8 War crimes are an impeachable offense, no?

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 19, 2017 06:06 PM (cAXIk)

9 A girly penis?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 19, 2017 06:07 PM (IqV8l)

10 The difference is they knew Obama was full of shit.
A girthy penis lacking balls.

Posted by: wooga at September 19, 2017 06:07 PM (LupTM)

11 It is just so hilarious to watch the left want so desperately to defend North Korea, even though they know it'll kill them to do it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 19, 2017 06:07 PM (k1TUh)

12 From the willow cask:

Bottom line, even division of ten is not ideal for measurement on the human scale.

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 19, 2017 05:17 PM (HtLSE)
***********************

Give the man a pint o' ale on me.

Posted by: gNewt - Imperialism is the answer at September 19, 2017 06:07 PM (AHcCm)

13 Words are a war crime.

Posted by: josephistan at September 19, 2017 06:08 PM (ANIFC)

14 You might want to back off.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, girthing his loins at September 19, 2017 06:09 PM (9tO1t)

15 Corgis summoned.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 19, 2017 06:09 PM (hyuyC)

16 Its been so long since we've had a real alpha male as president. Thank God for PDT. May he live long and continue to drive the idiots right up the wall and into the looney bin.

Posted by: Tuna at September 19, 2017 06:09 PM (Nu8Vg)

17 Just words

Posted by: Barack Obama at September 19, 2017 06:09 PM (IqV8l)

18 I suppose it's obvious they think that President Truman was a War Criminal, since he truly did destroy a decent chunk of Japan.

Ah, but was Lincoln a War Criminal for destroying the South? That question will get their antifa panties all bunched up for sure.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 19, 2017 06:09 PM (k1TUh)

19 Frankly I love seeing them all freaking out about Trump's words. For a while they were doing well about ignoring what he said and smearing him. Now they're back to reacting to him and him controlling the narrative again. And all because he gave another magnificent speech.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2017 06:10 PM (39g3+)

20 death to the infidels!?

Posted by: war lord at September 19, 2017 06:10 PM (MvXIR)

21 This constant over the top freak out at anything anyone without a (D) after their name says is exhausting.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 19, 2017 06:10 PM (wmaTe)

22 Born 1959 ... too late to remember any of the above ground nuclear tests

Posted by: undocumented illegal Barack Obama at September 19, 2017 06:10 PM (e8kgV)

23 Ah, but was Lincoln a War Criminal for destroying the South? That question will get their antifa panties all bunched up for sure.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 19, 2017 06:09 PM (k1TUh)

coughcough ::shifty eyes::

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 19, 2017 06:11 PM (wmaTe)

24 Yeah, some liberal Cali commentator on Fox this morning was almost saying the same thing. Highly coordinated these libs are.

Posted by: Old Blue at September 19, 2017 06:11 PM (gEvQ8)

25 Terry's a girl's name.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2017 06:11 PM (NWiLs)

26 Its been so long since we've had a real alpha male as president. Thank God for PDT. May he live long and continue to drive the idiots right up the wall and into the looney bin.

Posted by: Tuna at September 19, 2017 06:09 PM (Nu8Vg)


Something like that in my prayers every night.

Posted by: gNewt - Imperialism is the answer at September 19, 2017 06:11 PM (AHcCm)

27 machine indepdence !?

Posted by: ace of lace! at September 19, 2017 06:11 PM (MvXIR)

28 This constant over the top freak out at anything anyone without a (D) after their name says is exhausting.

But useful. These guys never read the story of the boy who cried wolf, apparently.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2017 06:11 PM (39g3+)

29 The last poll I saw the MFM was seen as honest by >20 percent of viewers. Sad.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 19, 2017 06:12 PM (mcI77)

30


I can only hope Terry was one of the few lucky ones on board Air Cock One when Barry Obama, maybe tipsy after a few COCKtails (get it) was feeling randy and aroused at the sight of...maybe Terry, maybe it was Terry who he locked eyes with, or was it one of the many older but still attractive press women, dressed professionally.

Just because a woman dresses professionally doesn't mean she also feels the passion in her loins, the fire...the smoldering burning caused by the President massaging his cig dick in his slacks, then raising one leg, pretending to be nonchalantly talking on the phone, and showing off his huge appendage, bulging and throbbing for the US press corpse.

He gave them a show of his heat seeking black mamba missle, ready to attack the nearest state capitol with ferocious love thrusts, pounding and pounding so hard the pilots and passengers on the plane thought they had smashed into the tops of the Rockies.

No, that was the President, pounding his man meat in the john, after he got so turned on showing his big veiny rod to Terry Moran.

Allegedly.



Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Alt-Rightie Esq at September 19, 2017 06:12 PM (AASEZ)

31 Terry Moran is an idiot. I won't even grant him the status of Warner Brothers cartoon 'maroon'.

Dumb, evil and fond of girthy penis mouthwash.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 19, 2017 06:12 PM (xJa6I)

32 Obama declares America will essentially accept blasphemy laws, despite the 1st Amendment, just a week or so after our embassy was attacked by terrorists (i.e., a legitimate act of war) and these MSM tools nearly orgasm on camera.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2017 06:12 PM (W+vEI)

33 Was Girthy Penis a SF garage band?

Posted by: redenzo at September 19, 2017 06:12 PM (5wSNN)

34 I suppose it's obvious they think that President Truman was a War Criminal, since he truly did destroy a decent chunk of Japan.


Of course. He was a notorious Republican. Everybody knows that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 19, 2017 06:12 PM (SRKgf)

35
These guys never read the story of the boy who cried wolf

In a crowded theater

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at September 19, 2017 06:12 PM (IqV8l)

36 your a fine girl.

Posted by: brandi at September 19, 2017 06:12 PM (MvXIR)

37 These clowns have the depth of thinking rivaling a puddle. Right now, I guarantee, China's representatives are having a sit down with the NK lackeys who are labeled as advisers to the exalted one....and they are candidly telling them..."Look, we don't know if he's serious or not, but we would rather not find out...and besides, if something does happen, we will not be taking in any refugees across our border."

Posted by: Orson at September 19, 2017 06:12 PM (+xtsu)

38 Terry Moran (sp?)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 19, 2017 06:13 PM (SRKgf)

39 Comic book: Terry and the Pirates

Posted by: gNewt - Imperialism is the answer at September 19, 2017 06:13 PM (AHcCm)

40 This post is a war crime.

*runs off crying, arms flailing wildly*

Posted by: Terry Moran at September 19, 2017 06:13 PM (4e+hS)

41 The word of the day is..."girthy".

Posted by: tu3031 at September 19, 2017 06:13 PM (O5Q3r)

42 I think I may actually BE a war crime.

Posted by: Angela Merkel at September 19, 2017 06:13 PM (Ae45Z)

43 Not only a War Criminal, he was wearing a cotton shirt!

Posted by: Terry Moran at September 19, 2017 06:13 PM (mcI77)

44 They have completely lost it. What the hell do they think we are building all those weapons for, a fireworks show?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2017 06:13 PM (/tuJf)

45 the eyes.

Posted by: mj 12 at September 19, 2017 06:13 PM (MvXIR)

46 36 your a fine girl.
Posted by: brandi at September 19, 2017 06:12 PM (MvXIR)

You are.

Posted by: Looking Glass Ass at September 19, 2017 06:15 PM (Ae45Z)

47 In other news, nine stray elephants were electrocuted in Botswana.

Thomas Alva Edison was unavailable for comment.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 19, 2017 06:15 PM (cAXIk)

48 Tidying up trivia business, from the last thread, without looking it up, I think McHale was based at Rendova or Tulagi - New Caledonia at that point was rear area/R and R/soft duty, as I (vaguely) recall it being portrayed in the TV series.

I think some PT boats, for a while, were based at Gavutu-Tanombogo, but I'm guessing that was way too much of a mouthful for a slapstick 60s TV comedy.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 19, 2017 06:15 PM (QDnY+)

49 46 36 your a fine girl.
Posted by: brandi at September 19, 2017 06:12 PM (MvXIR)

You are.
Posted by: Looking Glass Ass at September 19, 2017 06:15 PM (Ae45Z)

What a good wife she would be.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 19, 2017 06:16 PM (xJa6I)

50 What has them worried is that they believe Trump would go to war, no one believed that Obama was serious about defending U.S. and U.S. allies interests.

Posted by: Darth Randall at September 19, 2017 06:16 PM (6n332)

51 Did they use AC or DC. Edison only would use AC on Topsy the Elephant.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 19, 2017 06:17 PM (89T5c)

52 I'm still laughing over the fact that PDT is probably going to send bologna sammiches, snickers bars and a megaton of small arms to Venezuela.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 19, 2017 06:17 PM (5qmri)

53 There was a replaying of the UN speech on the radio when I was on my way home a bit ago and I had not heard it yet. I thought it was awesome. I did not hear the whole thing but what I did hear I was all Fuck Yeah!

Posted by: kahall at September 19, 2017 06:17 PM (3s5V4)

54 44. Duh.....they're for supporting jihadists.
(See: Libya, Yugoslavia, etc.)

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 06:17 PM (fA1SL)

55 DC. Meant DC.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 19, 2017 06:17 PM (89T5c)

56 Gavutu was In Harm's Way.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 19, 2017 06:17 PM (IqV8l)

57 Willowed for rhomboid

New Caledonia is nice; now. With air conditioning, power and millions in US funded improvements in WWII.

Out of about 5,000 exiles to New Caledonia after the Paris Commune, only 40 stayed rather than return to France after the amnesty given years later.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 19, 2017 06:18 PM (hyuyC)

58 51 Did they use AC or DC.

====

Embrace the power of "and'! \m/

Posted by: Zombie Bon Scott at September 19, 2017 06:18 PM (ANIFC)

59
One less egg to fry.

Posted by: Soothiewing Plover at September 19, 2017 06:18 PM (xeiq6)

60 Gay elephants

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 19, 2017 06:18 PM (IqV8l)

61
What?

We're doing song lyrics, right?

Posted by: Soothiewing Plover at September 19, 2017 06:19 PM (xeiq6)

62
I just love the feel of a nice girthy penis.

Posted by: Shep Smith at September 19, 2017 06:19 PM (8O3HH)

63 49 46 36 your a fine girl.
Posted by: brandi at September 19, 2017 06:12 PM (MvXIR)
You are.
Posted by: Looking Glass Ass at September 19, 2017 06:15 PM (Ae45Z)
What a good wife she would be.

But my life, my lover, my lady, is the sea.

Posted by: Don't you see I had to do it! at September 19, 2017 06:19 PM (k1TUh)

64 48 Tidying up trivia business, from the last thread, without looking it up, I think McHale was based at Rendova or Tulagi - New Caledonia at that point was rear area/R and R/soft duty, as I (vaguely) recall it being portrayed in the TV series.

I think some PT boats, for a while, were based at Gavutu-Tanombogo, but I'm guessing that was way too much of a mouthful for a slapstick 60s TV comedy.


I like the Republic of Vanuatu's National Anthem, Yumi Yumi Yumi. Brings a tear to my eye every time I hear it played aloud.

Posted by: Terry Moran at September 19, 2017 06:19 PM (mcI77)

65 I saw Girthy Penis cover the DKs' "Too Drunk to F*ck".

Posted by: SFGoth at September 19, 2017 06:19 PM (dZ756)

66 Girthy penis? Hmmm, I'm thinking pencil dick is more like it.

Posted by: Cheri at September 19, 2017 06:19 PM (AiNgf)

67 I saw Girthy Penis rock Alice in Chains off the stage.

It was a two drink minimum and a $50.00 cover cha...

Okay. We're not on the same page.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Just a Guy With a Keyboard at September 19, 2017 06:19 PM (Ckg4U)

68 60 Gay elephants
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 19, 2017 06:18 PM (IqV8l)

You sold me queer giraffes

Posted by: The Guy Who Bought Queer Giraffes at September 19, 2017 06:20 PM (ANIFC)

69 McHale's Navy was stationed on Taratupa. Just looked it up.

Posted by: Old Blue at September 19, 2017 06:20 PM (gEvQ8)

70
I like the Republic of Vanuatu's National Anthem, Yumi Yumi Yumi. Brings a tear to my eye every time I hear it played aloud.
Posted by: Terry Moran


The Archies?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 19, 2017 06:20 PM (IqV8l)

71
Nice find, Jane.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 19, 2017 06:20 PM (fceHP)

72 "Girthly Penis"

I am actually getting smarter reading AoS. The many hours I spend here are truly an investment in my smartness.

Posted by: Weasel at September 19, 2017 06:20 PM (Sfs6o)

73 Only Sonobi's penis is the most girthious.

Posted by: Strobe at September 19, 2017 06:20 PM (gbWkA)

74 68. They just walk around in circles, eating and not mating.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 06:20 PM (fA1SL)

75 recall when Obama said "don't call my bluff"? or am I recalling that incorrectly? The man who went through a case of crayons drawing red lines.

Posted by: Mallfly Maddow at September 19, 2017 06:21 PM (ILitO)

76 Edison used AC to kill an elephant at Coney Island to scare people of the dangers of Westinghouse's competing high voltage AC electricity. The elephant had an abusive keeper and had stomped him to death.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 19, 2017 06:21 PM (cAXIk)

77 Well yeah, it's as big around as a beer can, but it's only two inches long.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 19, 2017 06:21 PM (tRaq7)

78 "War crimes"

Words have no meaning for these sniveling half-men. They doing them randomly like baby chimps and poo.

Posted by: Mortimer's phone at September 19, 2017 06:21 PM (qY6Y/)

79 New Caledonia is where McHale and the boys went for R&R.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2017 06:21 PM (/tuJf)

80 Moran obviously believes in the British point of view. If you are being attacked by a homicidal maniac, and presume to defend yourself, even by using pepper spray, you are the one committing the crime.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 19, 2017 06:22 PM (/qEW2)

81 "They throw them."

Die, phone.

Posted by: Mortimer's phone at September 19, 2017 06:22 PM (qY6Y/)

82 76 Edison used AC to kill an elephant at Coney Island to scare people of the dangers of Westinghouse's competing high voltage AC electricity. The elephant had an abusive keeper and had stomped him to death.
Posted by: Ignoramus

this is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at September 19, 2017 06:22 PM (FZYNt)

83 NaCly Dog, thanks, saw that. My friend's father described it as pretty good duty, compared to the alternatives. Climate/conditions were much less brutal than anywhere in the Solomons, or New Guinea, most of the Marianas.

He was sent to Manila immediately at the surrender, was doing paperwork there too - though things were slow, so his CO let his office spend a lot of time observing the trial of Gen. Yamashita.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 19, 2017 06:22 PM (QDnY+)

84 Was there much feasting after Edison murdered the innocent elephant?

Posted by: Strobe at September 19, 2017 06:22 PM (gbWkA)

85 Hung like a tuna can!

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 19, 2017 06:23 PM (JO9+V)

86 Brandy... we talking about that girl with the triple Ds as seen on Reality Kings?

Posted by: Mallfly Maddow at September 19, 2017 06:23 PM (ILitO)

87 It's fake outrage all the way down.

Posted by: Aunt Luna at September 19, 2017 06:24 PM (Zd2ZF)

88 79 New Caledonia is where McHale and the boys went for R&R.

Except for me. I stayed behind and whittled papaya butt plugs.

Posted by: Ensign Parker at September 19, 2017 06:24 PM (mcI77)

89 Terry Moran is a cross-eyed, news-enthusiast with learning disabilities. Namely, the inability to cross-reference anything with anything else to discern truth from micturated hyperbole.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Just a Guy With a Keyboard at September 19, 2017 06:24 PM (Ckg4U)

90 Lot of cute girls in N. Korea. It would be a shame if we had to nuke their asses.

Posted by: Weasel at September 19, 2017 06:25 PM (Sfs6o)

91 I saw Girthy Penis open for Pansy Division at The Open Fist in Chicago, back in '96!

They really blew me away.

Posted by: Barry Obama at September 19, 2017 06:25 PM (RKQ/v)

92 Girthy penis? Hell no, that was a tuna can in a water balloon.

Posted by: Reggie Love at September 19, 2017 06:25 PM (z74gh)

93 Edison was obviously a fascist animal oppressor. Due to this new revelation, it is incumbent upon us as the woke to resolve to never again use electricity in any form.

Posted by: PETA at September 19, 2017 06:25 PM (k1TUh)

94 Terry Moran is an idiot.

That's not the worst of it. His eyes are way too close together and he has big fleshy lips. I hate that.

Posted by: pep at September 19, 2017 06:25 PM (LAe3v)

95 86 Brandy... we talking about that girl with the triple Ds as seen on Reality Kings?
Posted by: Mallfly Maddow at September 19, 2017 06:23 PM (ILitO)

No, no, this Brandi wears a braided chain made of finest silver from the North of Spain.

Totally different girl

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 19, 2017 06:26 PM (xJa6I)

96 My apologies for the extraneous comma in post # 89.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Just a Guy With a Keyboard at September 19, 2017 06:26 PM (Ckg4U)

97 77 Well yeah, it's as big around as a beer can, but it's only two inches long.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 19, 2017 06:21 PM (tRaq7)


You're going to have a rough time finding a girl to the butt sex thing with you.

Posted by: jwest at September 19, 2017 06:26 PM (Zs4uk)

98 Rhomboid

The trial of Gen. Yamashita!

A victor's punishment of a successful enemy general. He was very skilled. Would have loved to have his perspective on Generals Percival and Macarthur.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 19, 2017 06:26 PM (hyuyC)

99 I suppose it's obvious they think that President Truman was a War Criminal, since he truly did destroy a decent chunk of Japan.

According to the Left, any American who is part of a winning war effort is a war criminal. In fact, winning a war (actually winning it) is considered a war crime by the left. Luckily, for them, (and because of them) we haven't won a war since WWII.

The Left would also have to consider just the existence of our Strategic Nuclear Arsenal to be a war crime.

Ah, but was Lincoln a War Criminal for destroying the South? That question will get their antifa panties all bunched up for sure.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 19, 2017 06:09 PM (k1TUh)


When they hear things that Lincoln really said about the slaves they'll declare him a war criminal. The establishment and use of Liberia would certainly be considered a crime against humanity for the left.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 19, 2017 06:26 PM (rZ+mb)

100 Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 19, 2017 06:22 PM (/qEW2)

Which is amazing since "A man's home is his castle" started as British doctrine.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 19, 2017 06:26 PM (rp9xB)

101 Now say it like a Pirate! A Pirate Damnit!

Posted by: Strobe at September 19, 2017 06:26 PM (gbWkA)

102 My girthy penis will invert into a super roomy vagina!

Guys really like that, right?

Posted by: Kara B Goin' To Prison at September 19, 2017 06:26 PM (RX8uZ)

103 I count myself fortunate that I don't have the slightest idea who Terry Moran is.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 19, 2017 06:27 PM (tRaq7)

104 JackStraw - that's what I recalled from the series (haven't seen it since it aired).

Old Blue - Taratupa? Hmm, can't even recall seeing that name, and many of the Solomons names are seared, seared into my memory. I recall Rendova coming up alot in McHale's Navy.

Mortimer - funny you should use the word "half-men"; same basic word was used in a famous short poem referring to Stalin's sycophantic circle (poet was lucky to just get prison, no shot to the head). Just starting a Stalin book (Stalin and His Hangmen), but the "Stalin Epigram" of Osip Mandelshtam has (really) been seared into my memory for a long time.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 19, 2017 06:27 PM (QDnY+)

105 Well yeah, it's as big around as a beer can, but it's only two inches long.



Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 19, 2017 06:21 PM (tRaq7)


Cheese wheel.
He can't hit bottom, but he can sure stretch out the sides!

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at September 19, 2017 06:27 PM (/o9Qk)

106 Hope you have a lot of gasoline to trade.

Posted by: Craig's List at September 19, 2017 06:28 PM (Ae45Z)

107 Pretty sure it was Dirty Rotten Imbeciles who said war was the crime.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 19, 2017 06:28 PM (+2ZGk)

108 War crime accusations from the left. What are they good for?
Absolutely nothing. Say it again!

Posted by: Dang at September 19, 2017 06:28 PM (RX8uZ)

109 84
Was there much feasting after Edison murdered the innocent elephant?

Posted by: Strobe


Did many Shuvs and Zuuls what it was to be roasted in the depths of a Slor that day?

Posted by: pep at September 19, 2017 06:28 PM (LAe3v)

110 If we let the democrats turn us into a socialist country, would that be a war crime?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 19, 2017 06:29 PM (6Ll1u)

111 I do know who he is, another ABC news Leftists.

Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2017 06:29 PM (ghofu)

112
Girthy penis? You think Gainzzz are only in arms, shoulders, legs?

There's an entire culture of dudes that are pumping... well not iron, but they're pumping away. I discovered their little haunt one night. Didn't bookmark it, 'cause didn't care at the time.

It's kinda funny. Everyone has before and after/current numbers for three dimensions - with every comment. Which either means they're a bunch of lying liars or they're really packing on the length and girth with their vacuum devices. I have no clue what the third number is. Not sure I want to know.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 19, 2017 06:29 PM (EgwCt)

113 Here's the episode where Virgil lost the PT 73 and the crew was devastated because they couldn't go to New Caledonia to see the admiral. Those madcap Navy boys!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isfLokVI9HY

Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2017 06:30 PM (/tuJf)

114 NaCly Dog, gonna go out on a limb here and guess Yamashita wasn't charged with being successful; there was a wee amount of untoward activity pursuant to his commands, esp. in Manila.

In any case, "victor's justice" has never had the slightest sting, to me. If the victors represent the better/just/good side, then it's just "justice".




Posted by: rhomboid at September 19, 2017 06:30 PM (QDnY+)

115 I guess it's hard to mount a sustained criticism of a man who's got his dick three and a half deep in your mouth.

========

Go on ...

Posted by: Shep Smith at September 19, 2017 06:31 PM (SKSB+)

116 According to Wiki, Taratupa was a fictional island, presumed to be in the Solomon's

Posted by: Old Blue at September 19, 2017 06:31 PM (gEvQ8)

117 "or they're really packing on the length and girth with their vacuum devices. "

It's not Mine! Really, it isn't!!!

Posted by: Austin "Danger" Powers at September 19, 2017 06:31 PM (k1TUh)

118 And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats,

Posted by: Strobe at September 19, 2017 06:31 PM (gbWkA)

119 32 Obama declares America will essentially accept blasphemy laws, despite the 1st Amendment, just a week or so after our embassy was attacked by terrorists (i.e., a legitimate act of war) and these MSM tools nearly orgasm on camera.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2017 06:12 PM (W+vEI)

Officially adopting Islamic Blasphemy Laws was one of the first things Hillary planned on doing if she won.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 19, 2017 06:31 PM (Vevy5)

120 NaCly Dog, gonna go out on a limb here and guess Yamashita wasn't
charged with being successful; there was a wee amount of untoward
activity pursuant to his commands, esp. in Manila.


Little of column A
Little of column B

Posted by: pep at September 19, 2017 06:32 PM (LAe3v)

121 Meanwhile, assholes gonna asshole.


Yeah, telling our enemies that we will not think twice about wiping them out is a war crime.


Keep it up, media. You're already so well-loved and adored by the general public. This will definitely bring more people onto your side.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at September 19, 2017 06:32 PM (/o9Qk)

122 Is this Trump's 'moon shot' speech? Does this mean we're going back to apace and beyond?

Or is this Trump's 'tear down this wall' speech where Communism spread far and wide, even into the White House?

Or is this one of Obama's great speeches -- don't ask me, but people who love Obama say he is a great speech reader -- and now North Africa is in chaos, and Europe is being over run by desperate refugees seeking an escape from the carnage that Hillary and Obama unleashed.

I'm going to be really disappointed if nothing comes from it.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at September 19, 2017 06:32 PM (m9X4Y)

123 115 I guess it's hard to mount a sustained criticism of a man who's got his dick three and a half deep in your mouth.

========

Go on ...
Posted by: Shep Smith at September 19, 2017 06:31 PM (SKSB+)





Bite Down.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at September 19, 2017 06:32 PM (Ae45Z)

124 Old Blue, thanks - now I feel better.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 19, 2017 06:33 PM (QDnY+)

125 The best way to measure girthiness is with water displacement.

Posted by: Hot Tub Guy at September 19, 2017 06:33 PM (RX8uZ)

126 Girthy penis is what caused that German guy so much trouble at the gym.

Posted by: Strobe at September 19, 2017 06:33 PM (gbWkA)

127 [COMMENT DELETED BY GOOGLE REVIEW TEAM]

Posted by: User Removed at September 19, 2017 06:35 PM (pAv7B)

128 Nicola Tesla invented DC, and as far as I know, he never killed any elephants.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 19, 2017 06:35 PM (/qEW2)

129 Obama's penis is more mirthy than girthy.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 19, 2017 06:35 PM (oVJmc)

130 For quite some time I've had a mental list of news outlets, newspapers, news channels and individuals whom I can safely disregard before ever reading or hearing anything they may say or write because I already know what they'll say; it's consistently wrong. Without fail. Every. Single. Time.

It saves a lot of time (not to mention brain and liver cells) and I've never been wrong or disappointed.

Moran is now on that list.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 19, 2017 06:35 PM (tRaq7)

131 Something Strange is going down in Alabama.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 19, 2017 06:35 PM (mcI77)

132 126 Girthy penis is what caused that German guy so much trouble at the gym.
Posted by: Strobe at September 19, 2017 06:33 PM (gbWkA)



I still wonder how that happened. Is this a thing guys do? Or was it on a dare? Or both?

I mean, it's not like he tripped and it fell into the weight hole.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla goobley at September 19, 2017 06:35 PM (Ae45Z)

133 Obama's penis is more mirthy than girthy.

But that one on Moochelle is HUGE!

Posted by: Strobe at September 19, 2017 06:36 PM (gbWkA)

134 "Girthy" would be a swell name for a wiener dog.

Posted by: Dang at September 19, 2017 06:36 PM (RX8uZ)

135
Chrissy Moran is still on my *liked* list.

Posted by: Ted Cruise at September 19, 2017 06:37 PM (EgwCt)

136 "Barack Obama then dropped his trousers, gripped his girthy penis, and wagged it at Kim Jong-un, as an alpha male challenge in this year's UN fornication ritual." What Happened -- Hillary Clinton

Posted by: Reggie Love at September 19, 2017 06:37 PM (z74gh)

137 One of the best things about the Trump presidency is the way he drives media people stark raving insane.

Posted by: rickl at September 19, 2017 06:37 PM (sdi6R)

138 Alternating giggling, and theatrical maniacal fits of Vincent Price laughter, over many parts of Teh Donald's speech.

"Rocketman"

And belittling the blood-soaked sickness that is socialism/communism.

Someone said it, I think it's perfect, this is the equivalent of his inaugural address. Lots of well-known, vital, yet unspeakable truths delivered without circumlocution or honey. And not the other similarity - the stunned silence of much of the audience (at the inaugural, on the dais, and in the idiot-commentariat).

Bwahahahahaha .......

Posted by: rhomboid at September 19, 2017 06:37 PM (QDnY+)

139 "Nicola Tesla invented DC, and as far as I know, he never killed any elephants."
-Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 19, 2017 06:35 PM (/qEW2)

Edison invented DC. Tesla invented AC.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Just a Guy With a Keyboard at September 19, 2017 06:37 PM (Ckg4U)

140 Why has no one mentioned the crease in the girthy penis?

On a brighter note, a sidebar link reminded me that, for Stacy Dash, I'd run across the street.

Posted by: George LeS at September 19, 2017 06:37 PM (+TcCF)

141 Not many people remember what happened in Manila at the end of the Philippine campaign.

Yamashita deserved everything he got and much, much more for what he brought about there. In terms of military war crimes, what he did certainly ranks as one of the worst of the entire war.

He intentionally caused the deaths of over 100,000 civilians in the last days before his command was surrendered, knowing that it would surrender, just for the hope of slowing down the American forces a little bit.

Yamashita is why I will always believe that the death of every man, woman and child in Hiroshima and Nagasaki was nothing more nor less than Justice.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 19, 2017 06:37 PM (k1TUh)

142 Nork chicks:
Plusses: cheap to feed, generally comfortable in poverty, familiarity with most Warsaw Pact small arms and crew-served weapons.
Minuses: dude, they're Korean chicks who can live off the land and know how to kill you - they're about the definition of 'ex-wife from hell.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 06:37 PM (fA1SL)

143 It's amazing the things people just happened to fall into

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 19, 2017 06:38 PM (6Ll1u)

144 Is the girthiness being measured in English or Metric?

Posted by: davidt at September 19, 2017 06:38 PM (12AHt)

145 Taratupa was, get this, a fictional place. It sounds a lot like some of the islands, but it did not exist.

New Caledonia/ Noumea did exist. Rear area for staging and R&R. My Dad spent time there recovering from Dengue fever he got in New Guinea, like a lot of other sick GI's and Marines.
New Guinea; now that was an awful place for the Army and Marines.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at September 19, 2017 06:38 PM (vcOmj)

146 "NOTE the other similarity"

Posted by: rhomboid at September 19, 2017 06:39 PM (QDnY+)

147 >> I still wonder how that happened. Is this a
>> thing guys do?

Well, guys have a tendency to see holes and want to stick something in it.

Mostly idiots who stick it in holes they can't get it back out. See tales of the ER for all sorts of masturbatory mishaps.

A while back there was a story from China where some idiot got his willy stuck in the box end wrench. Really embarrassingly, it was just 13mm.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 19, 2017 06:39 PM (8O3HH)

148 "Edison invented DC. Tesla invented AC."

Didn't they eventually get together and put out some albums?

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 19, 2017 06:39 PM (k1TUh)

149 It's OK for Democrats to talk tough, because they're appeasers and don't mean what they say.

Republican's CANNOT talk tough, because they do what they say and say what they mean, and baby, one thing leads to another...

Posted by: The MSM at September 19, 2017 06:39 PM (aT+Bx)

150 According to Wiki, Taratupa was a fictional island, presumed to be in the Solomon's

It's a Peruvian colony. One of the first, IIRC.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 19, 2017 06:39 PM (tRaq7)

151 IIRC, with DC you couldn't be more than three miles from the generator. So Tesla's invention of AC changed the World. But Westinghouse made all the money on it, and Tesla died broke.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 19, 2017 06:39 PM (cAXIk)

152 During the search of [Ms] Witt,
a female jailer recovered a loaded Kimber .380 caliber handgun from the suspect's vagina. The gun--seen below in a photo from the manufacturer's web site--had a fully loaded clip and a bullet in the chamber.

The handgun weighs 13.4 ounces with an empty magazine and is 5.6" long.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/ybjccvsu

Posted by: gNewt - Imperialism is the answer at September 19, 2017 06:39 PM (AHcCm)

153 Comic book: Terry and the Pirates

Posted by: gNewt - Imperialism is the answer at September 19, 2017 06:13 PM (AHcCm)

Exercise book: Terry and the Pilates.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2017 06:39 PM (EkNES)

154 Yeah but North Korean girls are tiny and used to eating almost nothing, plus they have lived their whole life being raised to follow orders without question. I doubt many of them have seen anything more dangerous than a chopstick in their lives, since paranoid dictators tend to keep weapons out of the hands of their subjects.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2017 06:39 PM (39g3+)

155 Tesla invented air conditioning? He was so prolific!

Posted by: josephistan at September 19, 2017 06:40 PM (ANIFC)

156 114 rhomboid

General Yamashita ordered the IJA out of Manila. He was in direct command of forces in Northern Luzon.

The Manila reoccupation was directly against his orders. An IJN admiral used the port troops and naval forces with a small Army security detachment to defend Manila. 100,000 Filipino died in that battle. Mostly from US Army weapons.

Given the nature of the IJA and IJN relationship in WWII, he was wrongfully prosecuted. But the doctrine of Command Responsibility is now enshrined in International Law. So Yeah MacArthur. President Truman and the Supreme Court refused to intervene.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 19, 2017 06:40 PM (hyuyC)

157 War crimes? War crimes?

The 8 years of Barack Mugabe was a war crime.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 19, 2017 06:40 PM (5VlCp)

158 Terry Moran also said after The Chocolate Wonder's first coronation, that not since George Washington was the Oval Office a step down for a president.

Terry Moran. In Perugia he's a pooper scooper.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 19, 2017 06:40 PM (PY9jH)

159 Nine elephants electrocuted in Botswana?

I'm surprised there is that much electricity in the entire country.

My mother, in America, didn't have electricity until 1940.

Posted by: Meremortal at September 19, 2017 06:40 PM (O4wiF)

160 "Is the girthiness being measured in English or Metric?"
-Posted by: davidt at September 19, 2017 06:38 PM (12AHt)

...yes

...Yes

...YES!

Posted by: Some Broad at September 19, 2017 06:40 PM (Ckg4U)

161 Bozo, yep, we've been talking New Caledonia since the last thread.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 19, 2017 06:41 PM (QDnY+)

162 >>New Guinea; now that was an awful place for the Army and Marines.

It's an awful place for anyone. Right up there with the worst places I have ever been and plan to never go again.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2017 06:41 PM (/tuJf)

163 Dying broke is nothing. Living broke, that's a problem.

Posted by: Meremortal at September 19, 2017 06:42 PM (O4wiF)

164 Kim Jong keeps lobbing missiles over Japan and detonating hydrogen bombs and saying he has a "gift" for the United States. Yet it is inappropriate for Trump merely to issue a verbal warning to him.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 19, 2017 06:42 PM (/qEW2)

165 152 During the search of [Ms] Witt,
a female jailer recovered a loaded Kimber .380 caliber handgun from the suspect's vagina.


Amateur hour if you can't fit a Howitzer in there.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at September 19, 2017 06:42 PM (mcI77)

166 Manila was a special case. Yamashita ordered the commander not to defend the city. The Japanese admired all the old architecture there. The commander disobeyed Yamashita and vowed to defend Manila to the death.
MacArthur tried Yamashita because he got his ass kicked by the man. Pretty sure it was revenge.

Posted by: Old Blue at September 19, 2017 06:42 PM (gEvQ8)

167 "Didn't they eventually get together and put out some albums?"
-Posted by: Tom Servo at September 19, 2017 06:39 PM (k1TUh)

Tesla, Edison's Medicine:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2zwBRa0YhA

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Just a Guy With a Keyboard at September 19, 2017 06:42 PM (Ckg4U)

168 Yeah but North Korean girls are tiny and used to eating almost nothing,
plus they have lived their whole life being raised to follow orders
without question. I doubt many of them have seen anything more
dangerous than a chopstick in their lives, since paranoid dictators tend
to keep weapons out of the hands of their subjects.
--

So... they're maltese puppies?

Posted by: shibumi at September 19, 2017 06:42 PM (aT+Bx)

169 154. You gotta figure the healthier ones are Party members. That's another strike right there.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 06:42 PM (fA1SL)

170 144 Is the girthiness being measured in English or Metric?
Posted by: davidt at September 19, 2017 06:38 PM (12AHt)



Chickpeas. The number of chickpeas it takes to go around it once. Ya get a bigger number that way.

Posted by: Jolly Green Giant at September 19, 2017 06:43 PM (Ae45Z)

171 I would imagine Seth Rogen and James Franco are probably standard issue libtards. And even they get that Kim Jong is a dangerous, evil wacko. This is a real miscalculation from the MSM. They will alienate even their fellow libs.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 19, 2017 06:44 PM (/qEW2)

172 Girth should be in English measurements. Stuff like "pounds" sounds appropriate. And cool.

Posted by: Dang at September 19, 2017 06:44 PM (RX8uZ)

173 Bozo, yep, we've been talking New Caledonia since the last thread.
Posted by: rhomboid

It was also known as Noumea.

Supposed to be a very pretty place.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at September 19, 2017 06:44 PM (vcOmj)

174 So... they're maltese puppies

But they can dance and sing like nobody's business, based on K-pop I've seen

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2017 06:44 PM (39g3+)

175 Paraphrasing Obama: "Our weapons, if they got angry fired themselves, could destroy North Korea."

I like Trump's statement better.

Posted by: Meremortal at September 19, 2017 06:44 PM (O4wiF)

176 You gotta figure the healthier ones are Party members. That's another strike right there.

Sure, but I figure its like finding a sick puppy on the streets, you nurse it to health and its loyal and loving as hell the rest of its life.

That sounds pretty good for a wife to me.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2017 06:45 PM (39g3+)

177 174. Those are south Korean. Norks don't approve of kpop.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 06:45 PM (fA1SL)

178 Girthy? I imagine it's the whitest part of him.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 19, 2017 06:45 PM (LTHVh)

179 It's amazing the things people just happened to fall into

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 19, 2017 06:38 PM (6Ll1u)


No really. Wikipedia used to have some click bait of 'take me somewhere interesting' or something random like that. Kinda fun.

For a guy, punch in 'Viagra' and skip 5, 10, 15 pages and there's some true craziness going on.

I can't imagine what the female equivalent to that craziness is. I suspect there isn't one. Which is kinda sad. Because I'd read that stuff in the middle of the night to go back to sleep, instead of laying awake pondering the third dimension of measurement.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 19, 2017 06:45 PM (EgwCt)

180 Well that's quite interesting NaCly Dog, will have to look into it. I assume there was a lot more on the charge sheet than just the last few weeks in Manila. But first I have undoubted Soviet crimes and undoubted criminals to slog through.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 19, 2017 06:46 PM (QDnY+)

181 Didn't they eventually get together and put out some albums?
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 19, 2017 06:39 PM


Yes. I saw Girth open for Tesla in 87.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 19, 2017 06:46 PM (lExSW)

182 I knew an older, mild mannered gentleman who when he worked was a flower salesman or something like that. Nice guy, nice family. He had this neat old chevy pickup he was tooling around in one day, with a topper. I said "that would be good for camping"; he just looked at me like I was an idiot. "Camping!" he sort of spit it out. "I did all the camping I'll ever want to do in New Guinea in 1942." lol

Posted by: Common Tater at September 19, 2017 06:46 PM (2GOKi)

183 Obama: "Don't cross my red line!!" *stomps wimpy foot*

NORKS: *fires nuke and take out Hawaii*

Obama: "It wasn't MY red line, it was the world's."

Thank G-d that mincing, wispy ponce POS is off getting blown by Reggie right now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 19, 2017 06:46 PM (PY9jH)

184 shibumi
NOK women are Biddable?

You could sure persuade a lot of them with taking them to any fast food restaurant or buffet.

My plan to destroy NOK was to fly every town's most gossipy woman to the US of A on the same day. Take each one to a different Whole Foods or Wegmans, have them spend $500, and then fly them and the groceries back. All in the same time frame.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 19, 2017 06:46 PM (hyuyC)

185 Barry knows the measure of my girthlyness. (wink)

Posted by: Reggie at September 19, 2017 06:47 PM (12AHt)

186 I remember being told that "it could never happen here."

Shit.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at September 19, 2017 06:47 PM (2VN2E)

187 I have wondered for a while - if a Tesla automobile is stolen, is it called an Edison?

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 19, 2017 06:47 PM (k1TUh)

188 cop has self defense right to defend himself when attacker has knife and is refusing to stand down, instead threatens attack.

Sovereign country has right to defend itself when rocket man shoots ICBM over allies and develops nuke and promises to wipe out America. (and as he is protected/enabled by barely veiled human rights abuser (polluter/thief/commie enemy) China.

The left is saying we must surrender to NK/Iran cuz if we don't become their submissive, they might attack. And we can't preempt said attack, cuz they hold their own people hostage, and it would be mean to let those hostages die --better the free world surrenders.

"Pay me a billion, or I'll shoot my dog" ... has been done before ... only a little funny the first time.

Posted by: Illiniwek at September 19, 2017 06:48 PM (yKAUL)

189 IIRC, with DC you couldn't be more than three miles from the generator. So Tesla's invention of AC changed the World. But Westinghouse made all the money on it, and Tesla died broke.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 19, 2017 06:39 PM (cAXIk)


The full story is even more intriguing:

Tesla worked for Edison and tried to convince Edison that AC was the way to. Edison would have none of it.

Tesla left to work on his AC. In the Westinghouse situation, Tesla and Westinghouse eventually won a fierce battle that allowed them to start implementing Tesla's AC vision, but at that point Westinghouse said that he couldn't make any money with Tesla's royalties so he was going to scrap the whole thing. Tesla just wanted to see AC done so he signed all of his ownership and royalties over to Westinghouse so that they could start the project. That's why Tesla made no money off of that and Westinghouse made a fortune.

Tesla was really some kind of guy.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 19, 2017 06:48 PM (rZ+mb)

190 IIRC, with DC you couldn't be more than three miles from the generator. So Tesla's invention of AC changed the World. But Westinghouse made all the money on it, and Tesla died broke.

Tesla also designed a way to generate (or gather) electricity using a tower that was shaped a certain way in order to gather electricity from what was called "the ether." For free. The only cost was construction of the tower and the electrical lines plus whatever maintenance there was to them.

IIRC, Westinghouse told him to get lost since they couldn't charge for electricity that cost essentially nothing to produce.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 19, 2017 06:48 PM (tRaq7)

191 >.I would imagine Seth Rogen and James Franco are probably standard issue
libtards. And even they get that Kim Jong is a dangerous, evil wacko.


Maybe Kim Jong has been sending people in the MSM puppies and Katy Perry mixtapes?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2017 06:48 PM (W+vEI)

192 Come see my show in Vegas!

Posted by: Girth Brooks at September 19, 2017 06:48 PM (JO9+V)

193

BELLEVILLE, Ill. – Every player on the Cahokia Quarterback Club football team (8 and under) took a knee during the national anthem ahead of Sunday’s game at Little Devil’s Field in Belleville.
“One of the kids asked me if I saw (people) protesting and rioting in St. Louis. I said yes; I said, ‘Do you know why they are doing it?'” said Coach Orlando Gooden.

Coach Gooden said his player responded, "Because black people are getting killed and nobody's going to jail.”

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 19, 2017 06:48 PM (IqV8l)

194 ABCNews' Chief Foreign Correspondent Terry Moran
===


Who?

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at September 19, 2017 06:49 PM (2wRtc)

195 Trump had to call out the U.N. Let's face it if the U.N told you to take out the garbage or walk the dog you'd tell them to fuck off. Sorry but the blue helmeted rapist brigade only strikes fear into their female victims. The U.N is like a less effective Mitch McConnell (if that's even possible)

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 19, 2017 06:49 PM (lExSW)

196 Sadly, the few narratives of Nork defectors I've come across suggest that the Kim dynasty have more or less driven the Norks insane. It'll take at least two generations to undo the damage.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 06:49 PM (fA1SL)

197 Moran is a fool. Ignore him.... it is what we can REALLY do with these Progs.

Posted by: kraken at September 19, 2017 06:49 PM (zSVEm)

198 "The U.N is like a less effective Mitch McConnell (if that's even possible)"

To your point, the UN building is located on...Turtle Bay.

Coincidence- oh, I think NOT!

Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, pointing and laughing. at September 19, 2017 06:50 PM (7flPD)

199 instead of laying awake pondering the third dimension of measurement.

Girth?

Posted by: wooga at September 19, 2017 06:50 PM (LupTM)

200 I think the "girthy penis" remark came from the Howard Stern Show...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at September 19, 2017 06:51 PM (e9G8E)

201 114
I believe Yamashita ordered Manila to be abandoned but a subordinate disobeyed orders and fought, causing Manila's destruction.

Posted by: Thanatopsis at September 19, 2017 06:51 PM (BeU6K)

202 Anybody else feeling girthy?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2017 06:51 PM (NWiLs)

203 But seriously, now is the time for Trump to begin the process of nuclearizing South Korea, Japan, Taiwan, the Philippines, and Australia.

Preliminary but credible steps are all that would be required. Policy papers. Talks.

Phat Ho would be dead within hours.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 19, 2017 06:51 PM (398bZ)

204 Here comes the Hurdy Girthly Man, singing songs of love.

Posted by: Dovovan at September 19, 2017 06:51 PM (12AHt)

205 196 Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine.

Yes, they have a very hard time with a self-driven life. Multiple choices at store paralyzes them. They do recover, in a couple of years. But the scars never go away completely.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 19, 2017 06:51 PM (hyuyC)

206 189 IIRC, with DC you couldn't be more than three miles from the generator. So Tesla's invention of AC changed the World. But Westinghouse made all the money on it, and Tesla died broke.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 19, 2017 06:39 PM (cAXIk)

The full story is even more intriguing:

Tesla worked for Edison and tried to convince Edison that AC was the way to. Edison would have none of it.

Tesla left to work on his AC. In the Westinghouse situation, Tesla and Westinghouse eventually won a fierce battle that allowed them to start implementing Tesla's AC vision, but at that point Westinghouse said that he couldn't make any money with Tesla's royalties so he was going to scrap the whole thing. Tesla just wanted to see AC done so he signed all of his ownership and royalties over to Westinghouse so that they could start the project. That's why Tesla made no money off of that and Westinghouse made a fortune.

Tesla was really some kind of guy.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 19, 2017 06:48 PM (rZ+mb)




In fairness, wasn't Westinghouse's hand forced by J.P. Morgan, who had invested in Edison's scheme first and when Morgan realized Tesla's method worked much better, basically used the Lawfare of the day to beat Westinghouse down?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 19, 2017 06:51 PM (ujg0T)

207 instead of laying awake pondering the third dimension of measurement.

"lying" awake. "Lay" is transitive.

... Carry on ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 19, 2017 06:52 PM (rZ+mb)

208 Edison invented DC. Tesla invented AC.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Just a Guy With a Keyboard at September 19, 2017 06:37 PM (Ckg4U)

I don't know if it's accurate to say either "invented" their respective type of electrical current. Tesla did invent the three-phase AC system we still use today.

I think it would be quite accurate to say: "Edison promoted DC power generation and distribution; Tesla promoted AC power generation and distribution."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2017 06:52 PM (EkNES)

209 "Sadly, the few narratives of Nork defectors I've come across suggest that the Kim dynasty have more or less driven the Norks insane. It'll take at least two generations to undo the damage."

That's at least twice as fast as the American Left will recover.

Posted by: Meremortal at September 19, 2017 06:52 PM (O4wiF)

210 Had a work and golf buddy who had done a UN job in New Guinea.

The structures are all elevated, lightly built (5 inches of rain a day, or whatever).

He said their offices had escape hatches built into the floor, with pre-planned escape routes out the back of the compound, in case the perimeter was penetrated. Armed guards would switch sides for $$, or be killed. Lovely place!

Ghost Mountain Boys, so-so book as far as the writing, but a good account of the horrendous experience of a MN nat'l guard unit that was fighting the Japanese on the trail over the Owen Stanleys.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 19, 2017 06:52 PM (QDnY+)

211 158 Terry Moran also said after The Chocolate Wonder's first coronation, that not since George Washington was the Oval Office a step down for a president.



Obama would have continued to be a nobody if not for the fact his opponent had to drop out of the race way back when.

What could he have possibly achieved that made the Oval Office a step down? What? Gave pretty speeches? Other presidents went to war & fought & served. Obama organized.

That just riles me. Terry Moran is a douche.


Posted by: George Washington at September 19, 2017 06:52 PM (Ae45Z)

212 177 174. Those are south Korean. Norks don't approve of kpop.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 06:45 PM (fA1SL)


The Norks don't approve of much of anything, besides worship of whichever Kim is in charge.

Posted by: rickl at September 19, 2017 06:52 PM (sdi6R)

213 re 193.... " Because black people are getting killed and no one is going to jail"... excusable ignorance for an 8 year old... for SJWs and their Lib enablers and financiers, not so much...

Posted by: kraken at September 19, 2017 06:53 PM (zSVEm)

214 In fairness, wasn't Westinghouse's hand forced by J.P. Morgan, who had invested in Edison's scheme first and when Morgan realized Tesla's method worked much better, basically used the Lawfare of the day to beat Westinghouse down?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 19, 2017 06:51 PM (ujg0T)


Yes. ANd Westinghouse didn't ask Tesla to sign over anything. Tesla just did it because he cared more about AC and his inventions than about money.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 19, 2017 06:53 PM (rZ+mb)

215 Doesn't Terry Moran's retarded brother write for PJMedia? ISTR he plays at being a "centrist conservative" by repeating the media's talking points.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at September 19, 2017 06:53 PM (fVubI)

216 "I don't know if it's accurate to say either "invented" their respective type of electrical current. Tesla did invent the three-phase AC system we still use today.

I think it would be quite accurate to say: "Edison promoted DC power generation and distribution; Tesla promoted AC power generation and distribution."
"
-Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2017 06:52 PM (EkNES)

After I hit *Enter*, I knew someone would call me out.

You are exactly correct.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Just a Guy With a Keyboard at September 19, 2017 06:53 PM (Ckg4U)

217 I think we should all begin to cheer for deranged dictators that hold their people hostage.

Yes, I'm here to endorse the Democratic Governors Conference.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 19, 2017 06:54 PM (F0ZHr)

218 I think it would be right to say Tesla invented AC. AFIK, alternating current is not found in nature while direct current is.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 19, 2017 06:54 PM (LTHVh)

219 So... Edison and Tesla started AC/DC.... did not know that....

Posted by: kraken at September 19, 2017 06:54 PM (zSVEm)

220 I think Tesla's real contribution was figuring out a way to deliver AC power safely to homes. Its tricky stuff.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2017 06:55 PM (39g3+)

221 You can tell by the way she walks that Michele Obama has a girthy penis.

Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2017 06:55 PM (OwwIP)

222 >>>Girth should be in English measurements. Stuff like "pounds" sounds appropriate. And cool.<<<

Girth is measured in... Hands, a traditional British way of measuring horses that's still used in the United States.

Posted by: Fritz at September 19, 2017 06:55 PM (z74gh)

223 Didn't Tesla invent the transformer too?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 19, 2017 06:55 PM (LTHVh)

224 158 Terry Moran also said after The Chocolate Wonder's first coronation, that not since George Washington was the Oval Office a step down for a president.

Terry Moran. In Perugia he's a pooper scooper.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 19, 2017 06:40 PM (PY9jH)



I responded to this in the last thread. Of course note that my response is rather polite than just being a contrarian prick excusing liberal excess.

Not that I want to defend the asshole because its pretty clear that so many democrats view the JEF as a Diety in mortal form, but I thought that claim that he said that was debunked?


Or was it that he really is the dipshit that said this and the claim that some other Media asshole said it debunked?

Posted by: buzzion at September 19, 2017 06:55 PM (z/Ubi)

225 "So... Edison and Tesla started AC/DC.... did not know that."
-Posted by: kraken at September 19, 2017 06:54 PM (zSVEm)

They'll Rock You All Night Long.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Just a Guy With a Keyboard at September 19, 2017 06:56 PM (Ckg4U)

226 So the secret of perpetual motion died with Tesla?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 19, 2017 06:56 PM (IqV8l)

227 I'll kick both their polarized little asses.

Posted by: Alessandro Volta at September 19, 2017 06:56 PM (Mouru)

228
The polyphase AC induction motor is Telsa's baby. That is what makes the world go 'round.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 19, 2017 06:57 PM (8O3HH)

229 Tesla's earthquake machine was pretty impressive.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 19, 2017 06:57 PM (LTHVh)

230 "Blacks are getting killed and no one's going to jail."

And "Snitches get stitches." Go figure, little fucking idiot.

Posted by: Dang at September 19, 2017 06:57 PM (RX8uZ)

231 Tesla played a mean lute.

Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2017 06:57 PM (OwwIP)

232 Didn't Tesla invent the transformer too?

Yep, and the Japanese cheated him out of the toy money.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at September 19, 2017 06:57 PM (fVubI)

233 You can tell by the way she walks that Michele Obama has a girthy penis.

Hmmm, doesn't really rhyme ...

Posted by: Barry Gibb at September 19, 2017 06:57 PM (ItysD)

234 Didn't Tesla invent the transformer too?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 19, 2017 06:55 PM (LTHVh)



You're thinking of Michael Bay.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 19, 2017 06:57 PM (Mouru)

235 226.
*in best Sithy voice*
'Ironic - he could save others from entropy, but not himself.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 06:57 PM (fA1SL)

236 I think it would be right to say Tesla invented AC. AFIK, alternating current is not found in nature while direct current is.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 19, 2017 06:54 PM (LTHVh)


But alternating current is the natural output of electricity generating rotary magnets. Once you start generating electricity you naturally run into AC. It's also the natural input to such rotor-based engines.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 19, 2017 06:58 PM (rZ+mb)

237 history channel did a good thing of Ac versus DC ...they basically said one side won cuz lawyers on one side had more resources, promised to bankrupt other side in court ... lawyer scum won the day.

I forget who was the good guy

Posted by: Illiniwek at September 19, 2017 06:58 PM (yKAUL)

238 I invented the microwave oven.

Posted by: Michael Faraday at September 19, 2017 06:58 PM (Mouru)

239 All of the MFM Talking Heads are profoundly silly people.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 19, 2017 06:58 PM (LTHVh)

240 Posted by: buzzion at September 19, 2017 06:55 PM (z/Ubi)


The Newsbusters link says it's true.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 19, 2017 06:58 PM (PY9jH)

241 "Earthquake Machine " was just Tessa's nickname for his dick.

Posted by: Dang at September 19, 2017 06:58 PM (RX8uZ)

242 >> So the secret of perpetual motion died with Tesla?

I think he also invented the 100 mpg carburetor.

"They" know how to make "free energy", but "They" won't let the secret out to make money and keep mankind enslaved to their price gouging and profiteering.

That's how it usually goes with this stuff.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 19, 2017 06:58 PM (8O3HH)

243 So... Edison and Tesla started AC/DC.... did not know that....
Posted by: kraken at September 19, 2017 06:54 PM

Edison was a hell of a bass player. His stylings on Thunderstruck are awesome.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 19, 2017 06:59 PM (lExSW)

244 The MSM should station reporters in North Korea, you know just so we won't bomb them.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 19, 2017 06:59 PM (6Ll1u)

245 apropos of nothing, Donovan:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AUEjzVQwKo

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 19, 2017 06:59 PM (k1TUh)

246 Dang

Tesla was a virgin until very late in life.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 19, 2017 06:59 PM (hyuyC)

247 "Blacks are getting killed and no one's going to jail."

What? Don't look over here.

Posted by: Chicago at September 19, 2017 06:59 PM (eIQHF)

248 Girth is measured in... Hands, a traditional British way of measuring horses that's still used in the United States.




But not for that part of the horse! lol

Posted by: Sea Biscuit at September 19, 2017 07:00 PM (Ae45Z)

249 >>Girth is measured in... Hands, a traditional British way of measuring horses that's still used in the United States.

Egyptian

Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2017 07:00 PM (/tuJf)

250 >>Girth is measured in... Hands, a traditional British way of measuring horses that's still used in the United States.


They'll only be measuring horse cock by hand until the robots take over.

Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2017 07:00 PM (OwwIP)

251 Terry Moran thought Washington was a great president until someone told him George owned slaves.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 19, 2017 07:00 PM (PY9jH)

252 246. Dude was a genius, blessed by Almighty Kek, Whose generosity was too much for him.
Nikola had the chrism of the tism.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 07:01 PM (fA1SL)

253 I learned a lot of stuff about the different currents... by peeing on an electric fence at the instigation of Loki, my jokester uncle.... it hurt... and by shocking worms using an extension cord with a copper wire inserted.. same uncle... it hurt differently...

Posted by: kraken at September 19, 2017 07:01 PM (zSVEm)

254 Too many isms.

Posted by: George W. Bush at September 19, 2017 07:01 PM (IqV8l)

255 "So the secret of perpetual motion died with Tesla?"
-Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 19, 2017 06:56 PM (IqV8l)

No such thing as "Free Energy". He did say that "If you want to find the Secrets of the Universe, think in terms of energy, frequency and vibration."

Harmonics and Resonance came from many of his experiments done in Edison's lab.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Just a Guy With a Keyboard at September 19, 2017 07:01 PM (Ckg4U)

256 223 Didn't Tesla invent the transformer too?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 19, 2017 06:55 PM (LTHVh)

I invented Transformers! Telsa invented those faggy Gobots.

Posted by: Zombie Thomas Edison at September 19, 2017 07:02 PM (ANIFC)

257 ABCNews' Chief Foreign Correspondent Terry Moran

I wonder if he's got a trench coat? And a fedora.

Posted by: tu3031 at September 19, 2017 07:02 PM (O5Q3r)

258 "Tesla was a virgin until very late in life."

Then he invented the cattle prod.

Posted by: Meremortal at September 19, 2017 07:02 PM (O4wiF)

259 Words are now a crime to left since they have to argument.

Posted by: ryukyu at September 19, 2017 07:02 PM (12Vsr)

260 >>>BTW, I don't know who came up with "girthy penis" but I think it was a commenter and it's hilarious.


I saw "girly penis" and thought, oh, trannies again.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 19, 2017 07:02 PM (Id9+8)

261 In response, Moran freaked out: "The words 'totally destroying' a nation of 25 million people, that borders on the threat of committing a war crime."

The problem with North Korea, is that its full of North Koreans.

Posted by: Trump I Scalpweasel at September 19, 2017 07:02 PM (Mouru)

262 TBF: If The Left didn't have *double* standards, it would have no standards at all.

Posted by: ibguy at September 19, 2017 07:02 PM (vUcdz)

263 >>Hmmm, doesn't really rhyme ...
Posted by: Barry Gibb at September 19, 2017 06:57 PM (ItysD)



'You can tell by the way she walk,
that's no woman - man
(she) got a girthy cock'

Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2017 07:02 PM (OwwIP)

264 Too many jisms...

Posted by: Peep Show Janitor at September 19, 2017 07:03 PM (RX8uZ)

265 If you haven't seen the legendary Oatmeal cartoon about Nikola Tesla, check it out:

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/tesla

Posted by: rickl at September 19, 2017 07:03 PM (sdi6R)

266
It wasn't until JFK began preparations for evacuating NYC and Washington, DC that Nikita Khrushchev picked up the hot line and defused the Cuban Missile Crisis.

Chess games are quite structured. Trump has structure in this.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 19, 2017 07:03 PM (EgwCt)

267 >>"If you want to find the Secrets of the Universe, think in terms of energy, frequency and vibration."


That's not a bad pickup line...

Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2017 07:03 PM (OwwIP)

268 t was okay for Obama to talk about destroying North Korea because everyone knew he didn't mean it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 19, 2017 07:04 PM (Mouru)

269 IIRC, with DC you couldn't be more than three miles from the generator. So Tesla's invention of AC changed the World. But Westinghouse made all the money on it, and Tesla died broke.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 19, 2017 06:39 PM (cAXIk)


Aren't those generators, at Niagara Falls, still in operation?

Posted by: gNewt - Imperialism is the answer at September 19, 2017 07:04 PM (AHcCm)

270 So, the Beachboys grasped universal secrets...

Posted by: kraken at September 19, 2017 07:04 PM (zSVEm)

271 "The problem with North Korea, is that its full of North Koreans."

A Puerto Rican told me exactly the same thing about his country. Except he said "fucking Puerto Ricans".

Posted by: Meremortal at September 19, 2017 07:05 PM (O4wiF)

272 270. That's why they had to die.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 07:05 PM (fA1SL)

273 . it hurt differently..."

Your uncle got you to shock your worm with an extension cord and a copper wire? Yikes!

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 19, 2017 07:05 PM (k1TUh)

274 >>So, the Beachboys grasped universal secrets...

Well Brian Wilson is an alien so yes.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2017 07:05 PM (/tuJf)

275 There's a terrific series called The Men Who Built America on netflix that has a great section on Edison (and Tesla). Shows them as brilliant, flawed, but interesting men who got things done.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2017 07:06 PM (39g3+)

276 DC is actually more efficient. We just had to have the fan motor on our 10 year old furnace replaced. It was a D/C motor which I was unaware of. The good news. Being more efficient The DC motor takes 1/3 of the energy of the old A/C motors so your electric bill is less. The bad news, it's about 2/3 more expensive for that motor. So much for the savings.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 19, 2017 07:07 PM (lExSW)

277 I saw "girly penis" and thought, oh, trannies again.




Well, some people are using "girthly" instead of "girthy".

So maybe that's girth plus girly = girthly.

Posted by: Websters Dictionary at September 19, 2017 07:07 PM (Ae45Z)

278 Anchor bimbo on Fox just said "Islam IS a religion of peace."

Yeah, you keep telling yourself that baby.


Posted by: shibumi at September 19, 2017 07:07 PM (aT+Bx)

279 An opinion from that world renowned international law expert Terry Moran? What he has no training in law much less international law. Wonder what he thinks of Hillary's behavior as secretary of state? Any crimes there, Terry?

Posted by: Locke Common at September 19, 2017 07:08 PM (IfokU)

280 229
Tesla's earthquake machine was pretty impressive.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 19, 2017 06:57 PM (LTHVh)

The Bush family stole my hurricane machine patent.

Posted by: Zombie Tesla at September 19, 2017 07:08 PM (12AHt)

281
Squeeeeeeeee!

Posted by: Terry Moran, Tongue Pointed, Fingers Bent at September 19, 2017 07:08 PM (6KuDG)

282 Obama's comment was a war misdemeanor.

Posted by: LASue at September 19, 2017 07:08 PM (Mjus2)

283 278 Anchor bimbo on Fox just said "Islam IS a religion of peace."

Yeah, you keep telling yourself that baby.


Posted by: shibumi at September 19, 2017 07:07 PM (aT+Bx)



Ask her if she'd rather be in the center of 100 Christian men or 100 Muslim men.

Posted by: buzzion at September 19, 2017 07:09 PM (z/Ubi)

284 Aren't those generators, at Niagara Falls, still in operation?
Posted by: gNewt - Imperialism is the answer at September 19, 2017 07:04 PM (AHcCm)

Niagara Falls! Slooowly I turned...

Posted by: josephistan at September 19, 2017 07:10 PM (ANIFC)

285 I can't figure out where that ROP crap came from. Muslims don't claim to be a religion of peace, why do people keep saying it? I mean NOW they do, based on their doctrine of lying to spread the faith, but they never did in the past.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2017 07:10 PM (39g3+)

286 Ask her if she'd rather be in the center of 100 Christian men or 100 Muslim men.

Posted by: buzzion at September 19, 2017 07:09 PM (z/Ubi)


BINGO!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 19, 2017 07:10 PM (Id9+8)

287 278 Anchor bimbo on Fox just said "Islam IS a religion of peace."




Oohhhkkayy.

Islam is a religion of piece. As, they will blow you into pieces. Or cut you into pieces. It's all about piece.

Posted by: Winston Churchill at September 19, 2017 07:11 PM (Ae45Z)

288 Obama's steely toughness and girthy penis
.............

pencils have girth?

Posted by: wth at September 19, 2017 07:11 PM (HgMAr)

289 Anchor bimbo on Fox just said "Islam IS a religion of peace."

Yeah, you keep telling yourself that baby.



I'm sure this comes from decades of academic study of the koran, history and islamic cultures.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 19, 2017 07:11 PM (Mouru)

290 Caldonia, Caldonia! What makes your big head so hard??

Posted by: some jump blues man at September 19, 2017 07:11 PM (qV5PD)

291 There's a terrific series called The Men Who Built America on netflix that has a great section on Edison (and Tesla). Shows them as brilliant, flawed, but interesting men who got things done.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2017 07:06 PM (39g3+)
********************************

Yes, the whole series.

Posted by: gNewt - Imperialism is the answer at September 19, 2017 07:12 PM (AHcCm)

292 I can't figure out where that ROP crap came from. Muslims don't claim to be a religion of peace, why do people keep saying it?


As a Methodist George W had special insight into islam, or something.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 19, 2017 07:12 PM (Mouru)

293 These pussies will be the first against the wall when shit hits the fan.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at September 19, 2017 07:13 PM (aMlLZ)

294 283 278 Anchor bimbo on Fox just said "Islam IS a religion of peace."

Yeah, you keep telling yourself that baby.



Come talk to me.

You forget rape. Peace and rape. Women, goats, little boys & girls.

Posted by: Lara Logan at September 19, 2017 07:13 PM (Ae45Z)

295 "One of the kids asked me if I saw (people) protesting and rioting in St. Louis. I said yes; I said, 'Do you know why they are doing it?'" said Coach Orlando Gooden.

Coach Gooden said his player responded, "Because black people are getting killed and nobody's going to jail."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


Future Dindus of America.

This Stockley case may be a lousy verdict given all the circumstantial evidence against him. Still this little sh*tster is too dumb to realize that the only time he should be outraged is when *innocent* people are being killed and nobody's going to jail.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 19, 2017 07:13 PM (/qEW2)

296 Thread needs some car chases or something.

Posted by: mnw at September 19, 2017 07:13 PM (uqdlV)

297 So the secret of perpetual motion died with Tesla?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 19, 2017 06:56 PM (IqV8l)


Ummmm........Yes.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 19, 2017 07:14 PM (5VlCp)

298 Mandarin word of the day: 'baizuo'.

Baizuo - college educated white shitlib what lives for virtue signalling and affected concern with what are neurotic distillations of 1st World non-problems.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 07:14 PM (fA1SL)

299 Girthy penis?

You rang?

Posted by: Sonobi 'Big Swinging Girthy Penis of the Internet Universe' at September 19, 2017 07:14 PM (dCikz)

300 Anchor bimbo on Fox just said "Islam IS a religion of peace."

Yeah, you keep telling yourself that baby.


Posted by: shibumi at September 19, 2017 07:07 PM (aT+Bx)


Ask her if she's up for the clitorectomy.

Posted by: gNewt - Imperialism is the answer at September 19, 2017 07:14 PM (AHcCm)

301
As a Methodist George W had special insight into islam, or something.
---

Yep, we can blame that meme on GW.

On the positive side, I don't defend him any more either. Or Sessions.

/on the other hand, Nixon is looking pretty good these days...

Posted by: shibumi at September 19, 2017 07:15 PM (aT+Bx)

302 I slowly started to respect Martha McCallum until she started apologizing for the "Not All Muslims" -cause.

She has to know people, (women), who tried to escape that oppressive bag of horse-shit.

If the Muzzies come-a-callin', they'll be the first to deny their new lifestyle and commit a dagger to her heart.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Just a Guy With a Keyboard at September 19, 2017 07:15 PM (Ckg4U)

303 every word of a Republican is hate and every word of a Democrat is love.
that is how Obama's nuclear destruction is just OK and Trump's destroy is a "war crime" pretzel logic at its best.

Posted by: arbitrary turn back at September 19, 2017 07:15 PM (8RQER)

304 Last month DNC media: Trump is literally Hitler and wont defend our allies.

Today DNC media: Trump is literally Hitler for saying he will defend our allies just as all other Presidents have done.

Posted by: wodun at September 19, 2017 07:15 PM (lFga6)

305 This is off topic, but related to earlier thread topics... When I play " Black Betty"... a favorite bumper tune of mine, should I feel bad???... Do I have to turn myself in to the local college's HR?

Posted by: kraken at September 19, 2017 07:16 PM (zSVEm)

306 >>>got his dick three and a half deep in your mouth.

So, hair deep.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 19, 2017 07:16 PM (EUMr7)

307 The difference is that they knew President Obama had no intention of doing anything about the Norks while President Trump is ready to squash "Rocket Man" like a bug.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at September 19, 2017 07:16 PM (5Yee7)

308 296 Thread needs some car chases or something.

Posted by: mnw at September 19, 2017 07:13 PM (uqdlV)

---

yeah...no

Posted by: smfh at September 19, 2017 07:16 PM (s5Kql)

309 J. Wilson wrote a good 30-page order analyzing the evidence in great detail. Anybody read it? Nah!

He 's a good lawyer. Decision is persuasive, imo.

Posted by: mnw at September 19, 2017 07:17 PM (uqdlV)

310 I'm not sure Fat Boy can take one more session from his boyfriend Dennis Rodman and live.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 19, 2017 07:17 PM (6Ll1u)

311 Heya Slap.

Posted by: smfh at September 19, 2017 07:17 PM (s5Kql)

312 300

Anchor bimbo on Fox just said "Islam IS a religion of peace."

Yeah, you keep telling yourself that baby.


Posted by: shibumi at September 19, 2017 07:07 PM (aT+Bx)


Ask her if she's up for the clitorectomy.
Posted by: gNewt - Imperialism is the answer at September 19, 2017 07:14 PM (AHcCm)


ALL evidence to the contrary... mock, then ignore her... she is a fool...

Posted by: kraken at September 19, 2017 07:17 PM (zSVEm)

313 292 I can't figure out where that ROP crap came from. Muslims don't claim to be a religion of peace, why do people keep saying it?



B/c we tell them what to think. And people are stupid & believe us. And we are stupid too. Also cowardly & don't care about Americans.

Posted by: Media & Politicians at September 19, 2017 07:17 PM (Ae45Z)

314 It's different because- shut up.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 19, 2017 07:17 PM (rb1zT)

315 Anchor bimbo on Fox just said "Islam IS a religion of peace."

Yeah, you keep telling yourself that baby.




Posted by: shibumi at September 19, 2017 07:07 PM (aT+Bx)


She said it because that peckerhead looking appeasement jerkoff that was pearl clutching over trump's speech claimed Bush never mentioned Islamic terrorism , and always called it a religion of peace. She basically said there could be both, some peaceful, some terrorist.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at September 19, 2017 07:17 PM (aMlLZ)

316 on the other hand, Nixon is looking pretty good these days...
Posted by: shibumi at September 19, 2017 07:15 PM (aT+Bx)

So is Pinochet.

I'm gonna make a t-shirt that says "who will be the Democrats' Ceaucescu?" and see if anybody gets it. Kinda doubt it.

Posted by: Country Boy - CenTexMoMee AmbASSador at September 19, 2017 07:18 PM (2QnUt)

317 Howdy, lowercase SMFH!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Just a Guy With a Keyboard at September 19, 2017 07:18 PM (Ckg4U)

318 Has Sir Elton John bitched about Trump's use of 'Rocketman'?

Posted by: josephistan at September 19, 2017 07:18 PM (ANIFC)

319 Hi Country Boy.

Posted by: smfh at September 19, 2017 07:18 PM (s5Kql)

320 I'm gonna make a t-shirt that says "who will be the Democrats' Ceaucescu?" and see if anybody gets it. Kinda doubt it.

Cool. I can hang with that.

Posted by: Clara Petacci at September 19, 2017 07:19 PM (Mouru)

321 Yeah, didn't feel like capitalizing.

Sue me.

Posted by: smfh at September 19, 2017 07:19 PM (s5Kql)

322 There are high voltage DC transmission lines that go hundreds of miles.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 19, 2017 07:20 PM (BoMuO)

323 316. That's Nicolae 'Puppy' Ceaucescu.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 07:20 PM (fA1SL)

324 296 Thread needs some car chases or something.

Posted by: mnw at September 19, 2017 07:13 PM (uqdlV)

---

yeah...no
Posted by: smfh at September 19, 2017 07:16 PM (s5Kql)

ROADTRIP!!!!! : )

Posted by: Country Boy - CenTexMoMee AmbASSador at September 19, 2017 07:20 PM (2QnUt)

325 OT but i think we should cut California loose. build the wall on the CA border.

Posted by: vivi at September 19, 2017 07:20 PM (11H2y)

326 The prosecutor in the Missouri case overcharged, for the same reason that Roger Goodall was so heavyhanded with Ezekiel Elliott. Both were scared that they would be denounced in the press if they didn't go for the maximum charge and maximum penalty, so they went for it even while knowing that the evidence didn't support what they were doing, and that it would fall apart once it actually got to court.

But this way they can both say "hey, don't blame me, I tried!!! Blame those other fuddy duddy legal guys!!!"

And that's what "responsible" prosecution has come to in America today.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 19, 2017 07:21 PM (k1TUh)

327 Hey young lady.

Posted by: Country Boy - CenTexMoMee AmbASSador at September 19, 2017 07:21 PM (2QnUt)

328 Low speed crushing cars in tanks?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 19, 2017 07:21 PM (rb1zT)

329 Has Sir Elton John bitched about Trump's use of 'Rocketman'?

Posted by: josephistan at September 19, 2017 07:18 PM (ANIFC)


He might (?) have the better sense not to ... since Elton John was certainly not even close to the first guy to use the term "rocket man".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 19, 2017 07:21 PM (rZ+mb)

330 Islam is a religion of pieces.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 19, 2017 07:21 PM (BoMuO)

331 She basically said there could be both, some peaceful, some terrorist.

Well that is true, there are some peaceful, useful members of society who are Muslim. If they were all like that, nobody would mind the wailing "call to worship" over the loudspeakers in NYC and London.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2017 07:21 PM (39g3+)

332 Shaft - a limerick

Unless one should think I'm not worthy
(Please excuse if my language is earthy)
My toughness is real
My resolve is like steel
And my penis is decidedly girthy!!

Posted by: Muldoon at September 19, 2017 07:21 PM (wPiJc)

333 No lawsuits to follow, darlin'.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Just a Guy With a Keyboard at September 19, 2017 07:21 PM (Ckg4U)

334 "Islam is a religion of peace."

Stupidest words that ever came out of George Bush's mouth

Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2017 07:21 PM (ghofu)

335 gNewt

I admire you for just throwing out a comment this afternoon reading, in its entirety, "Annette Haven."

Posted by: mnw at September 19, 2017 07:21 PM (uqdlV)

336 Peaceful Muslims are not Muslim Muslims.... just go along to get along posers... for the time being.

Posted by: kraken at September 19, 2017 07:21 PM (zSVEm)

337 On this religion of peace thing. Name a religion that espouses that it's adherents are per se superior to non-believers, who can and should be subjugated and even raped and killed.

One of the false notions of Islam is that believers are superior to non-believers. This is belied by facts on the ground, where the reality is inescapable that without the West, Muslims in the Middle East would have nothing but their camels and goats. So cognitive dissonance. And Israel is a thorn in their side reminder.

Fundamentalist Islam is also fantastic at attracting and militarizing disaffected, sexually frustrated, moronic young men, of which there are plenty in the Middle East

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 19, 2017 07:21 PM (cAXIk)

338 on the other hand, Nixon is looking pretty good these days...
Posted by: shibumi at September 19, 2017 07:15 PM (aT+Bx)
********************

The worst thing he did was to create all those alphabet agencies.

Later, he said if he knew how they would abuse their authority he would have never done it.

Posted by: gNewt - Imperialism is the answer at September 19, 2017 07:22 PM (AHcCm)

339 325 OT but i think we should cut California loose. build the wall on the CA border.

Posted by: vivi at September 19, 2017 07:20 PM (11H2y)


Might as well, obviously we can't count on the San Andreas Fault.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 19, 2017 07:22 PM (dCikz)

340 Has Sir Elton John bitched about Trump's use of 'Rocketman'?
Posted by: josephistan at September 19, 2017 07:18 PM (ANIFC)


Elton has agreed to compromise by allowing Trump to call Phat Boy either "Honky Cat" or "Jamaica Jerk-off"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 19, 2017 07:22 PM (Mouru)

341 Servo

What would you have charged?

Posted by: mnw at September 19, 2017 07:22 PM (uqdlV)

342 Islam is a religion of pees.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 19, 2017 07:23 PM (rZ+mb)

343 334 "Islam is a religion of peace."

Stupidest words that ever came out of George Bush's mouth
Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2017 07:21 PM (ghofu)

For the sake of accuracy, what he said was "islam means peace." Which was very stupid in and of itself. islam means submission.

Posted by: josephistan at September 19, 2017 07:23 PM (ANIFC)

344 Annette Haven.

My first porn crush, when she was turning MILFy.

Teacher fantasy.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 19, 2017 07:23 PM (cAXIk)

345 344

U have good taste.

Posted by: mnw at September 19, 2017 07:23 PM (uqdlV)

346 ..."But this way they can both say "hey, don't blame me, I tried!!! Blame those other fuddy duddy legal guys!!!"

And that's what "responsible" prosecution has come to in America today.
"
-Posted by: Tom Servo at September 19, 2017 07:21 PM (k1TUh)

That is exactly what happened. The Obama-Enraged, Race-Baiting, Aggrieved Class decided that Judicial Process wasn't enough.

They had to break and burn their neighborhood.

They have the Right to Remain Silent. I suggest they use it.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Just a Guy With a Keyboard at September 19, 2017 07:24 PM (Ckg4U)

347 Islam is a religion of:
1. pay up
2.it's mine or you die.

Posted by: gNewt - Imperialism is the answer at September 19, 2017 07:25 PM (AHcCm)

348 "Islam is a religion of peace."

Stupidest words that ever came out of George Bush's mouth

Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2017 07:21 PM (ghofu)


No kidding, that was weapons grade stupid. That religion has 1300 years of blood on its hands and was never stopped through peaceful means. It needs to be removed from the fucking planet.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at September 19, 2017 07:25 PM (aMlLZ)

349 The Italicans have landed

NOOD

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 19, 2017 07:25 PM (Mouru)

350 My first porn crush, when she was turning MILFy.

Barely.

In any case, as far as 'war crimes' go, this media bunghole should understand that some of us would not 'border' on anything.

Posted by: JEM at September 19, 2017 07:26 PM (TppKb)

351 She basically said there could be both, some peaceful, some terrorist.

Yeah ... but not really. islam demands control of the whole world and charges its cannon fodder followers to do everything in their power to bring that about. That's pretty much all islam is about ... and there ain't no peace anywhere there.

islam is about exactly what it's named for: "submission".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 19, 2017 07:26 PM (rZ+mb)

352 348. So, is that 'REMOVE KEBAB,' or 'off-world colonies'?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 07:26 PM (fA1SL)

353
"girthy penis"
Fucking light weight.
To this day.
Thursday at that Tijuana whorehouse I visited is stilled called "noche del puma".

Posted by: Dick Cheney at September 19, 2017 07:27 PM (t6XCL)

354 >>> "Islam is a religion of peace."<<<

I thought Islam is the religion of chick peas.

Posted by: Fritz at September 19, 2017 07:27 PM (z74gh)

355
islam is about exactly what it's named for: "submission".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 19, 2017 07:26 PM (rZ+mb)

Does Islam mean 'submission'?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 19, 2017 07:27 PM (dCikz)

356 Shaft - a limerick

Unless one should think I'm not worthy
(Please excuse if my language is earthy)
My toughness is real
My resolve is like steel
And my penis is decidedly girthy!!
Posted by: Muldoon at September 19, 2017 07:21 PM (wPiJc)

This, ladies and gentlemen, is why AOSHQ gets hundreds of comments on almost every post and Legal Insurrection doesn't.

Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at September 19, 2017 07:27 PM (T71PA)

357 For the sake of accuracy, what he said was "islam means peace." Which was very stupid in and of itself. islam means submission.

Posted by: josephistan at September 19, 2017 07:23 PM (ANIFC)


He actually thought it means peace??? I thought he quit drinking.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at September 19, 2017 07:27 PM (aMlLZ)

358
For an example of DC transmission line, see the Pacific Intertie. DC can be the most efficient, but the trouble was changing voltages and other things that make it ridiculously expensive and inefficient. Rectification and Inversion technology.

Things have changed. It's still expensive and complicated, but can be cost effective now.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 19, 2017 07:27 PM (8O3HH)

359 I'm gonna make a t-shirt that says "who will be the Democrats' Ceaucescu?" and see if anybody gets it. Kinda doubt it.

Cool. I can hang with that.

Posted by: Clara Petacci at September 19, 2017 07:19 PM (Mouru)




You're a bad bad man.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 19, 2017 07:28 PM (LTHVh)

360 So if President Trump has a sharp crease in his pants that is a sign of his evil why exactly?

I am going to guess it is because he unconsciously wants to slice the throats of babies three days AFTER they are born instead of three days BEFORE birth when it is perfectly okay.

Posted by: JB1000, EAJ at September 19, 2017 07:29 PM (3acYM)

361 Does Islam mean 'submission'?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 19, 2017 07:27 PM (dCikz)


Yes.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 19, 2017 07:29 PM (rZ+mb)

362 361 Does Islam mean 'submission'?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 19, 2017 07:27 PM (dCikz)

Yes.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 19, 2017 07:29 PM (rZ+mb)

Thanks.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 19, 2017 07:29 PM (dCikz)

363 I saw my first Blade Runner commercial on antenna TV last night, the future is coming.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 19, 2017 07:30 PM (6Ll1u)

364 "She said it because that peckerhead looking
appeasement jerkoff that was pearl clutching over trump's speech claimed
Bush never mentioned Islamic terrorism , and always called it a
religion of peace. She basically said there could be both, some
peaceful, some terrorist.

Posted by: Berserker-
That was Martha?

if she said Religion of Peace I hope she was being a little sarcastic. She seems competent to point out such hypocrisy. I'll have to listen ... I was really warming up to her as being "down with the struggle" to save America First from the leftist cabal.

But being in the middle of cocktail party NY/DC can certainly twist the brain. But the left went so far certifiable commie, a few (even NY/DC) Americans are not so easily conquered ... I hope.

Posted by: Illiniwek at September 19, 2017 07:30 PM (yKAUL)

365 "Bordering on the threat" of a "war crime".

So it's really not a threat, yet it's definitely not a threat about the narrow range of international law that defines war crimes.

I guess that's like "Almost hinting" that a certain foreign correspondent "had intimate relations with his car's stick shift last night at 9:47pm."

Stupid partisan journalists enjoy adding uselessly vague qualifiers to a very specific and serious accusation. It lets them all pretend they've said something profound they nod to and frown thoughtfully about.

Posted by: GalosGann at September 19, 2017 07:30 PM (md1b/)

366 Nood.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 19, 2017 07:33 PM (hyuyC)

367 noodluM the innocent

Posted by: andycanuck #CNNBlackmail at September 19, 2017 07:33 PM (mJ8mX)

368 islam means submission.




Yes. Their idea of tolerance is us capitulating to all their demands, and becoming submissive to their ideology.

People here think police & courts will protect them. Well, it didn't work in Europe, and watching how anti-fa is handled
with kid gloves does not give me a lot of hope for us. Muslims are 10 times as radioactive for politicians & police.

Wish people would push on TV. Say yes, peace and submission. Peace & violence. Etc.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla googly at September 19, 2017 07:33 PM (Ae45Z)

369 Trump stood along in the U.N. zoo
Totally alone but for Netanyahu
Bile flowed down-he was not Obama
He totally enraged all the media piranhas

He's Trump, he's Trump
He's in their heads
He's Trump, he's Trump, he's Trump
They want him dead

Trump lingered on in words and phrase
And what the MSM said was surely crazy and insane
Small things so sad they couldn't even see
That Trump was kicking ass on MSNBC

He's Trump, he's Trump
He's in their heads
He's Trump, he's Trump, he's Trump
They want him dead

Trump spoke long and right from the heart
While they hissed and crumbled into parts
Trump sent a message between the tweets
Trolling CNN at supersonic speed

He's Trump, he's Trump
He's in their head
He's Trump, he's Trump, he's Trump
They want him dead

Posted by: president of the united states at September 19, 2017 07:35 PM (ALDN3)

370 Trump's Venezuela quote goes right up there with some of Reagan's


I absolutely love it

Posted by: PMRich at September 19, 2017 07:36 PM (w5Qj0)

371
Well that is true, there are some peaceful, useful members of society who are Muslim. If they were all like that, nobody would mind the wailing "call to worship" over the loudspeakers in NYC and London.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Mostly peaceful annoyances.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 19, 2017 07:51 PM (IqV8l)

372 370 Trump's Venezuela quote goes right up there with some of Reagan's


I absolutely love it
Posted by: PMRich at September 19, 2017 07:36 PM (w5Qj0)


That was pure awesomesauce, and as someone pointed out, Reagan is smiling down from Heaven.

Now if only we had a major political party that routinely denounced socialism in all its forms.

Posted by: rickl at September 19, 2017 08:02 PM (sdi6R)

373 well, 2cents, Caledonia -- Robin Trower

Posted by: micky at September 19, 2017 08:09 PM (dF9Lb)

374


"Now if only we had a major political party that routinely denounced socialism in all its forms."

That is not who we are as a people,, as a country, as a nation, as a continent, as a...populace....as a...did I say people? Yeah, as a people, as a state, as a country, as a group of people...as a collection of people living in one country.

Thank you,

Rep. Paul "Eddie Fuckhead" Ryan

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Alt-Rightie Esq at September 19, 2017 08:26 PM (AASEZ)

375 The Democrats aren't even worth quoting; they were indistinguishable from America's enemies--except the Commies were more honest: "We didn't know if we were listening to President Reagan in 1982 or to President Trump in 2017,"

Why, thank you, Communist Toady!

You losers tried Peace Through Weakness for eight long years and your Boyfriend left the world in flames. Enough!

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 19, 2017 09:28 PM (Ndje9)

376 During the Civil War, "seeing the elephant" was slang among the troops for having seen combat. This was in an era when almost every American knew what an elephant was, but very few had actually ever seen one.

Imagine applying this phrase to President Trump... we all know who he is, but relatively few of us have seen him in person. Imagine about a million people going to D.C. to "See the Elephant". That would pretty much let The Elephant know who his masters were, should anyone try to confuse him on that.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at September 19, 2017 10:26 PM (4hIeD)

Antifa Members On Trial in France for Firebombing a Police Car with Cops Inside of It

Yeah, I remember seeing pictures of the Normandy invasion force setting cop cars on fire and attacking cops with sticks.

This report says that among the antifa on trial is an American a transgender calling himself "Kara B."

Sure seem to be a lot of transgenders in antifa.

Antifa got angry that cops were protesting "anti-cop hatred," and decided to show how silly cops were by setting a cop car on fire with cops inside of it. And then physically attacking them when they exited the burning vehicle.

Remember, this is the group the media has vouched for repeatedly.


Posted by: Ace at 05:14 PM




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1 First?

Posted by: Mike at September 19, 2017 05:13 PM (ATvjD)

2
Mostly peaceful firebombing.

Posted by: new normal at September 19, 2017 05:14 PM (/zwDg)

3 Peaceful protesters, right MFM?

Posted by: Scott-High Plains Deplorable at September 19, 2017 05:15 PM (GmJ8V)

4 Someone get that guy who thinks its always beginning.

Posted by: Max Power at September 19, 2017 05:15 PM (q177U)

5

remember how Fcked Up and ANGRY the ELLEN JAMESIANS were in Garp?

Posted by: Soothiewing Plover at September 19, 2017 05:16 PM (xeiq6)

6 But the car was mostly not on fire. And they left most of the cops bodies unbeaten, so on balance, mostly peaceful protest.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 19, 2017 05:16 PM (BoMuO)

7
#include_southernhospitality.h

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 19, 2017 05:16 PM (EgwCt)

8 Intense video, holy hell!

Posted by: Max Power at September 19, 2017 05:16 PM (q177U)

9 Holy moly.

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at September 19, 2017 05:16 PM (ylUqT)

10 So they cops weren't armed?

Got to be getting close to start stacking bodies time when shit like this happens.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 19, 2017 05:17 PM (xJa6I)

11 Aaargh. Tis the Black Spot that denied me a 'first'!
http://preview.tinyurl.com/y9zb3zrp


Posted by: andycanuck #CNNBlackmail at September 19, 2017 05:17 PM (mJ8mX)

12 Je suis en fuego!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 19, 2017 05:17 PM (gd1cy)

13 Sure seem to be a lot of transgenders in antifa.
...........

I thought it was a requirement.

Posted by: wth at September 19, 2017 05:17 PM (HgMAr)

14 Coming to a city near you soon...

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at September 19, 2017 05:17 PM (/o9Qk)

15 Well, how else do you fight #WhiteSupremacy???

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 19, 2017 05:17 PM (oVJmc)

16 That's a pretty big cop getting out of the car. I'm a little surprised he didn't grab whatever the kook was flailing at him and beat him to death with it.

Posted by: spongeworthy at September 19, 2017 05:18 PM (AnwTH)

17 Interesting. The cop who got out is black. I'll bet that cause the dickhead with the noodle a bit of cognitive dissonance.

The cops were far more patient than I would have been. Someone does that to a car I'm riding in, and I'm armed, they're dead.

Posted by: pep at September 19, 2017 05:18 PM (LAe3v)

18 But Whoopi Goldberg assured us that Antifa was a false flag creation of the alt-right!

Posted by: josephistan at September 19, 2017 05:18 PM (ANIFC)

19 But they are against fascists. It is in their name! If you don't agree with them or their tactics, that makes you a fascist, and that is literally Hitler!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 19, 2017 05:18 PM (BoMuO)

20 NYT: The charges are "unproven"

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at September 19, 2017 05:18 PM (ylUqT)

21 * checks map *

Nope. Too far away.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 05:18 PM (fA1SL)

22

In the olden days these fascist freaks were considered "fringe" and never taken seriously

Today, they are a dangerous and formidable political movement backed by a major political party and (fake) news organizations.

Posted by: Soothiewing Plover at September 19, 2017 05:19 PM (xeiq6)

23 Lovely monster children. They will propel Trump through 2020.

Posted by: redenzo at September 19, 2017 05:19 PM (5wSNN)

24 Death to antifa. Death to islam.

Posted by: Chris M at September 19, 2017 05:19 PM (eAZVt)

25 Someone 'splain to me, please, why the antifa douche wasn't aerated on the spot by the huge cop?

I'm just a simple 'ette, so I don't get it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 19, 2017 05:19 PM (PY9jH)

26
Totally off topic..... well not really ...... but its funny.


Some of you guys know that #1 son is in the Guard as an MP and was activated by St Louis.

He's not doing any active crowd control but is providing security for certain properties.

ANYWAY........

He tested me to say he witnessed *some* St Louis cops doing the "Whose Streets ..... OUR STREETS" chants while arresting miscreant protestors last night.

I find that hilarious.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 19, 2017 05:20 PM (8XRCm)

27 That big black cop looked like he wanted to go off the script and start bashing some skulls.

Posted by: Max Power at September 19, 2017 05:20 PM (q177U)

28 Looks like pretty short work to beat the shit out of a little EV.

Posted by: wth at September 19, 2017 05:20 PM (HgMAr)

29
That's a pretty big cop getting out of the car. I'm a little surprised he didn't grab whatever the kook was flailing at him and beat him to death with it.

Posted by: spongeworthy at September 19, 2017 05:18 PM (AnwTH)


That was my first thought too. But trans-genders are pretty much hard-core suicidal types.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 19, 2017 05:20 PM (EgwCt)

30 The car-b-que is a French tradition.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2017 05:20 PM (/tuJf)

31 Local story.

Antifa in EU completely different than Antifa in US.

Also..those sort of violent acts cannot happen here. Just like muslims don't kill gays in the US either.

Posted by: The MSM at September 19, 2017 05:20 PM (aT+Bx)

32 Those cops showed more restraint than I can imagine.
I would have beat the fuck out of the punk ass.

Posted by: lowfibass at September 19, 2017 05:20 PM (BrqlK)

33 23 Lovely monster children. They will propel Trump through 2020.
=======================

You're right- they might as well wear Trump t-shirts and MAGA hats

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at September 19, 2017 05:21 PM (ylUqT)

34 22

In the olden days these fascist freaks were considered "fringe" and never taken seriously

Today, they are a dangerous and formidable political movement backed by a major political party and (fake) news organizations.
Posted by: Soothiewing Plover at September 19, 2017 05:19 PM (xeiq6)

And every college and univeristy

Posted by: josephistan at September 19, 2017 05:21 PM (ANIFC)

35 18. Ana Kasparian - who's better than you, much fucking better than you - and Cenk are pretty sure antifa are right-wing agitators:
https://youtu.be/YcvmSJzpwiA

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 05:21 PM (fA1SL)

36 But trans-genders are pretty much hard-core suicidal types.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 19, 2017 05:20 PM (EgwCt)


Word.

Posted by: "Scout" GA Tech Xi/Xer at September 19, 2017 05:22 PM (PY9jH)

37 I would have beat the fuck out of the punk ass.
Posted by: lowfibass at September 19, 2017 05:20 PM (BrqlK)

Yes, but in this day and age, it is best not to announce that beforehand especially on memorex

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 19, 2017 05:22 PM (SjImc)

38
That cop's last stint was injecting Hillary Clinton in the butt cheeks every hour on the hour, during the presidential race.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 19, 2017 05:22 PM (EgwCt)

39 In the olden days these fascist freaks were considered "fringe" and never taken seriously

Wait, are we talking about antifa or the SD? Because that didn't end well.

Posted by: pep at September 19, 2017 05:22 PM (LAe3v)

40 The French police retreated, in effect surrendered. Probably ordered to do so by the powers that be.

Posted by: davidt at September 19, 2017 05:22 PM (12AHt)

41 21 * checks map *

Nope. Too far away.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 05:18 PM (fA1SL)

LOL

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 19, 2017 05:22 PM (xJa6I)

42 RE: Kasich opposing Obamacare repeal:

Well, to repeal it, we'll have to have the support of two of these 3: McCain; Murkowski; Paul.

When was the last time you remember good news arriving from THOSE three?


Posted by: mnw at September 19, 2017 05:22 PM (uqdlV)

43 The French police retreated, in effect surrendered. Probably ordered to do so by the powers that be.
Posted by: davidt at September 19, 2017 05:22 PM (12AHt)

The Germans?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 19, 2017 05:23 PM (SjImc)

44 Get that White Supremacist! Get that White Supremacist! Get that--

uh,

...Get that tool of the White Supremacists!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 19, 2017 05:23 PM (oVJmc)

45 39
In the olden days these fascist freaks were considered "fringe" and never taken seriously

Wait, are we talking about antifa or the SD? Because that didn't end well.


Posted by: pep


Correction: SA, not SD.

Posted by: pep at September 19, 2017 05:23 PM (LAe3v)

46 They make pretty short work of that car window. Speaks a lot for American safety standards- which are government mandates. Therefore if you are for smaller government, you are for weak ass car windows that will kill you in a crash. /s

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 19, 2017 05:23 PM (BoMuO)

47
There is a way we deal with these bandits in my country.

Posted by: Rodrigo Duterte at September 19, 2017 05:23 PM (/zwDg)

48 Sure seem to be a lot of transgenders in antifa.

---


Transgenderism is a mental illness. Anyone who plays along isn't helping.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 19, 2017 05:23 PM (U+nHb)

49 That's a pretty big cop getting out of the car. I'm a little surprised he didn't grab whatever the kook was flailing at him and beat him to death with it.

Posted by: spongeworthy at September 19, 2017 05:18 PM (AnwTH)
...........

Should have at least shoved a road flare up his ass.

Posted by: wth at September 19, 2017 05:24 PM (HgMAr)

50 >>Today, they are a dangerous and formidable political movement backed by a major political party and (fake) news organizations.

They are only dangerous when the cops are told to stand down like they did in the video.

Did you hear about the violence they caused at the Ben Shapiro speech at Berkeley last week? Nobody did because the cops finally started throwing them in jail.

It really is amazing the changes that happen when the laws are enforced. I wonder if this might save our illegal immigrant problem?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2017 05:24 PM (/tuJf)

51 I'd like to see them try that crap again in Spain. The Spanish po po don't play.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 19, 2017 05:24 PM (PY9jH)

52 I remember when our boys landed on Normandy Beach and gave the Krauts what for with bike locks and pointy sticks.

I still tear up.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 19, 2017 05:24 PM (4e+hS)

53 Gov. Jerry Brown's black bloc militia expeditionary force.

Posted by: 13times at September 19, 2017 05:24 PM (WHVu+)

54 Is it true Kasich has joined Antifa?

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at September 19, 2017 05:24 PM (ylUqT)

55 Well, to repeal it, we'll have to have the support of two of these 3: McCain; Murkowski; Paul.

When was the last time you remember good news arriving from THOSE three?


Posted by: mnw at September 19, 2017 05:22 PM (uqdlV)

Cough Cough...Being a Gentleman...or kinda..I will not answer that one, but I would think that is rather obvious. Cough Cough

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 19, 2017 05:24 PM (SjImc)

56 The last time the French used the guillotine to execute someone was in 1977. 40 years absence seems a long enough time.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 19, 2017 05:24 PM (jhqr1)

57 solve not save

Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2017 05:25 PM (/tuJf)

58 I'm pretty sure many of those antifa boys are Obama's imaginary sons taking a gap year in France.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 19, 2017 05:25 PM (PY9jH)

59 The Soviet era pysop guys have apparently worked hard at inducing "psychotic breaks" in citizens in relatively safe countries. They get some so stirred up they go over the edge ... or maybe they are just paid to do such things.

In a sense, the whole suicide bomber thing is the same ... stoke enough hate for enough time, then point to the only way out being to destroy the fabricated victim.

Some of these pampered youth had it too good ... the Dem kid that went to jail for hacking Palin, Dem/commie vP candidate Kaine kid in antifa ... Obama himself, for that matter. They are led along down this maniacal journey.

Obama, first American prez directly raised by Soviet era commies. The matrix is in place, we need a lot of red-pilling for the counter-revolution. No one magic 'Neal' or any other superhero will come save us.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 19, 2017 05:25 PM (yKAUL)

60 30 The car-b-que is a French tradition.


American leftists would have flipped it. See they are TOTALLY different.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 19, 2017 05:25 PM (BoMuO)

61 Not OT because it's police in Europe:

Lancashire police have Tranny-mobiles painted up with LGBQT rainbows badges! LOL!

(remove the space

https://www.steynonline.com/8128/ when-opposite-world-moves-in-next-door

Posted by: Max Power at September 19, 2017 05:26 PM (q177U)

62 People like to blame the USA for all of the world's problems. In reality they can all be traced back to France.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 19, 2017 05:26 PM (ODr92)

63 They're mostly peaceful. Mostly.

Posted by: rickl at September 19, 2017 05:26 PM (xjiRE)

64 Surely they can find an old guillotine in the downstairs storeroom.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 19, 2017 05:27 PM (oVJmc)

65 Hillary's State Department would blame the burning of cops and cars on a video. I sure hope that Kara B. is having trouble with the embassy switchboard when she/he calls them for bail and help.

Posted by: goon at September 19, 2017 05:27 PM (EaQ6/)

66
Hey ace, you can't hardly blame anti-fa here.
Did you see the size of that evil white supremacist who exited his burning Nazi-mobile?

They needed to put that fucker down fast before his mere existence inspired more people to convert to Nazism.

All I'm just saying don't knock this righteous movement until you've walked a mile in their jackboots. (And you might have to stomp on a face or two if you really want to understand them.)




Posted by: Cold Civil War at September 19, 2017 05:27 PM (Z2PYk)

67 We need to find a way to make the left own these guys harder. Seriously they should have antifa shoved down their damned throats.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2017 05:27 PM (39g3+)

68 Sacrebleu!

Posted by: J. Sessions at September 19, 2017 05:27 PM (mcI77)

69 They should get along mostly with their fellow Muslim inmates.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 19, 2017 05:28 PM (oqMTy)

70 Am I seeing this right - a gang of white people with their faces covered are attacking a black man?

huh.

Posted by: Batterup at September 19, 2017 05:28 PM (mtGE/)

71 47
There is a way we deal with these bandits in my country.
Posted by: Rodrigo Duterte at September 19, 2017 05:23 PM (/zwDg)

Haven't heard much from him in the news lately.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 19, 2017 05:28 PM (xJa6I)

72 70 Am I seeing this right - a gang of white people with their faces covered are attacking a black man?


Must be republicans.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 19, 2017 05:28 PM (BoMuO)

73 That a heap of carbon pollution right there. Doesn't that conflict these Antifa hippies?

Posted by: Strobe at September 19, 2017 05:29 PM (gbWkA)

74 They are the Klantifa

Posted by: Batterup at September 19, 2017 05:29 PM (mtGE/)

75 Melania wore heels!!1!

Posted by: les oiseaux du merde cest a dire journalistes AMERICAINS at September 19, 2017 05:29 PM (qV5PD)

76
25 Someone 'splain to me, please, why the antifa douche wasn't aerated on the spot by the huge cop?

I'm just a simple 'ette, so I don't get it.


Lawyers.

Posted by: Anachronda at September 19, 2017 05:29 PM (sGtp+)

77 btw Gateway Pundit said Hillary's campaign directed $800K to antifa.
sounds right, O'Keefe found them directly paying instigators at TRump rallies, even as Hillary was scolding him for causing the violence she was funding.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 19, 2017 05:29 PM (yKAUL)

78 Gateway Pundit said Hillary's campaign directed $800K to antifa.

Oh, please, please, please let that be true.

Posted by: pep at September 19, 2017 05:31 PM (LAe3v)

79 I'd like to see them try that crap again in Spain. The Spanish po po don't play.

As much fun as it is to make fun of the French military, their elite forces are as good as the Israelis, Russians, Germans, and even the US.

If the politicians unleashed those guys, the antifa survivors would have lifelong PTSD.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 19, 2017 05:31 PM (jhqr1)

80 67 We need to find a way to make the left own these guys harder. Seriously they should have antifa shoved down their damned throats.

They do. But the people being attacked are worthy of attack because they are OTHER. They are bigots, Nazis, racists etc, etc. antifa is just trying to stand up for the voiceless, helpless people.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 19, 2017 05:31 PM (BoMuO)

81 I have been writing AntiFa is a world organization

Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2017 05:31 PM (ghofu)

82 78 Gateway Pundit said Hillary's campaign directed $800K to antifa.

Oh, please, please, please let that be true.
Posted by: pep at September 19, 2017 05:31 PM (LAe3v)

Please, oh please, let someone go to jail for it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 19, 2017 05:31 PM (xJa6I)

83 Well, to repeal it, we'll have to have the support of two of these 3: McCain; Murkowski; Paul.

When was the last time you remember good news arriving from THOSE three?


Posted by: mnw at September 19, 2017 05:22 PM (uqdlV)

I don't know if it'll pass but if it does I just have to wonder how much of the deal making Trump did with Schumer/Pelosi scared the bejebus out of the GOPe and figured they better get something passed or Donnie two scoops is going to deal with the Dem's on single payer.

Posted by: WisRich at September 19, 2017 05:32 PM (G0vdT)

84 Hillary is a buffer for the Soros Family. They got a lot of buffers.

Posted by: Cicci at September 19, 2017 05:32 PM (12AHt)

85 Trouble with this is that those French anarchists never played baseball. There would have been a whole different outcome if one of our home-grown lunatics was swinging that rod-thingy at the policeman. He would have needed to go to the gun. It appears that even the French "tough guys" are worthless in a scrap.

Posted by: goon at September 19, 2017 05:32 PM (EaQ6/)

86 84 Hillary is a buffer for the Soros Family. They got a lot of buffers.
Posted by: Cicci at September 19, 2017 05:32 PM (12AHt)

Fluffer.

Posted by: Batterup at September 19, 2017 05:32 PM (mtGE/)

87
Anachronda @ or near comment 76,

If he had attempted to do his job and arrest the vicious thug who was beating him with a stick, the other self-righteous anti-fa thugs would have swarmed him.
Unfortunately, without a lot more backup in that situation, arresting a violent criminal who is supported by a mob of other violent criminals is not an option.


Posted by: Cold Civil War at September 19, 2017 05:33 PM (Z2PYk)

88 Just what the hell was that rod-thingy? It appeared to be as limp as the antifa's genitalia.

Posted by: pep at September 19, 2017 05:34 PM (LAe3v)

89 Trouble with this is that those French anarchists never played baseball.
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Our own home-grown misfits never played baseball either.

Posted by: mustbequantum at September 19, 2017 05:34 PM (MIKMs)

90 Some people say that I'm an ass covering worthless lazy asshole and you know something? They're half right.

Posted by: J. Sessions at September 19, 2017 05:34 PM (mcI77)

91 "arresting a violent criminal who is supported by a mob of other violent criminals is not an option."

Then they should just shoot them all.

Posted by: Chris M at September 19, 2017 05:34 PM (eAZVt)

92 Gateway Pundit said Hillary's campaign directed $800K to antifa.

A domestic terrorist organization...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 19, 2017 05:36 PM (oVJmc)

93 Looks like a job for Water-Cannon Guy.

Posted by: davidt at September 19, 2017 05:36 PM (12AHt)

94 >>Oh, please, please, please let that be true.

I have zero doubt that she at least encouraged the violence. Obama did. He was warned about the growing threat of antifa in mid-2016 and did absolutely nothing to stop it.

And longtime unrepentant domestic terrorist Bill Ayers is definitely connected to them.

They were useful to the left until Trump started calling them out. And now that Pelosi turned on them they are going after her too.

Scorpions and frogs.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2017 05:36 PM (/tuJf)

95 OT, but I had to laugh when Trump called Whoa Fat! rocket man this morning. My thought process went immediately to that Big Bang Theory episode when Howard was going into space and he desperately wanted his nickname to be Rocket Man. Instead, he got saddled with Fruit Loops!
So now whenever I think of Whoa Fat, I think Fruit Loops. An apt moniker it is.

Posted by: Old Blue at September 19, 2017 05:37 PM (gEvQ8)

96
87 Anachronda @ or near comment 76,

If he had attempted to do his job and arrest the vicious thug who was beating him with a stick, the other self-righteous anti-fa thugs would have swarmed him.
Unfortunately, without a lot more backup in that situation, arresting a violent criminal who is supported by a mob of other violent criminals is not an option.


I never get to have any fun. *pout*

Posted by: Anachronda at September 19, 2017 05:37 PM (sGtp+)

97
(mcI77) = 'Under Fire'

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 19, 2017 05:37 PM (EgwCt)

98 In a sense, the whole suicide bomber thing is the same ... stoke enough hate for enough time, then point to the only way out being to destroy the fabricated victim.

As terrible as it is, the process of grooming a suicide bomber is fascinating.

Once they have a candidate, they whisk that guy/girl away to a private compound. They have them praying day and night, and meeting with an Imam who praises them and tells them all the glories in store for them and etc for weeks.

On the day they're unleashed, they're washed, shaved, anointed with rosewater and usually drugged. They're given *very* detailed instructions (walk 100 paces towards the statue in the town square, turn 90 degrees right, proceed to the pizza shop named X with the red sign, etc) and there are spotters with remote detonators in case the bomber doesn't go through with it.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 19, 2017 05:38 PM (jhqr1)

99 The Left is suddenly very afraid of this Graham-Cassidy repeal bill.

How do I know?

Jimmy Kimmel tweeted is going to "give our thoughts on the "Graham-Cassidy health "care" bill" in his opening monologue".

Posted by: WisRich at September 19, 2017 05:38 PM (G0vdT)

100 The US cops are pretty hesitant overall, but they killed that guy that kept coming at them with a knife (or multi-tool, whatever).

How can the French survive if cops have their car set on fire and they just walk away? At least they got this guy on trial, but they have many mass killings where open carry would have been useful. Oh, and border control ... has anyone mentioned this to them? heh ...

Posted by: illiniwek at September 19, 2017 05:38 PM (yKAUL)

101 92
Gateway Pundit said Hillary's campaign directed $800K to antifa.



A domestic terrorist organization...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles


These Dem peawits just seem to be unable to grasp that the tactics they employ will one day be turned on them. I was reminded of that during Pelosi's press conference with the amnesty whores. The best she could do was to croak at them to be quiet. Yeah, that'll work, Nancy.

Posted by: pep at September 19, 2017 05:38 PM (LAe3v)

102 Antifas to the left of me an Muzzies to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle avec vous.

Posted by: Gendarme at September 19, 2017 05:38 PM (/qEW2)

103 The left has won. They have beaten me down to the point where I want everyone to be shot. I used to believe in the law, now I believe in the bullet.

Posted by: goon at September 19, 2017 05:39 PM (EaQ6/)

104 People, people - looks are deceiving. The Frenchy yutes were all tore up over the untimely death of Jerry Lewis. Grief reactions can get ugly.

Posted by: kallisto at September 19, 2017 05:40 PM (qV5PD)

105 Hope y'all can bear with me on a belated "Oh, FFS" re the last story:

Some judge didn't think an entire fraternity was defamed by false claims of rapes in the building??

FFS, the entire idea of fraternities, on every campus, across the country was declared eeeevil.

Idiot.

Glad it was overturned.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled topic.

Posted by: Mama AJ at September 19, 2017 05:40 PM (wwL6Q)

106 there are spotters with remote detonators in case the bomber doesn't go through with it.

Who gets the virgins then?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 19, 2017 05:40 PM (oVJmc)

107 Does France still have the guillotine? No? How about Devil's Island? No? Any African colonies they could send this freak to? No?

Shit.

Posted by: Monty James at September 19, 2017 05:40 PM (gKOMX)

108 Jimmy Kimmel tweeted is going to "give our thoughts on the "Graham-Cassidy health "care" bill" in his opening monologue".

Well...I'm on the edge of MY seat, let me tell you.
I liked it better when he had Chicks on Trampolines.

Posted by: tu3031 at September 19, 2017 05:41 PM (O5Q3r)

109 Of course it is France.

Setting cars on fire is something they do there...a lot. Seems I was always reading about it. But usually by angry Muslims.

We might as well re-name the EU "Adventures in Insanity Land" and get it over with.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla at September 19, 2017 05:41 PM (Ae45Z)

110 More pants-wetting hysteria from the right wing. This is a purely isolated matter of no interest or consequence to anyone other than the parties directly involved. Unbunch your panties and try being an adult.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2017 05:42 PM (NWiLs)

111 Klantifa strikes again.

Posted by: zombie at September 19, 2017 05:42 PM (DQ4Fv)

112 Sure seem to be a lot of transgenders in antifa.

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It makes sense. Cross dressers who sincerely believe they're Napoleon or whoever are delusional, so one would have to assume this sort of thing fits right in with their view of the world.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football - Forever at September 19, 2017 05:42 PM (UUvSq)

113 107
Does France still have the guillotine? No? How about Devil's Island? No? Any African colonies they could send this freak to? No?

S***.


Posted by: Monty James


We have a nearby volcano that is underused at the moment.

Posted by: Naples at September 19, 2017 05:42 PM (LAe3v)

114 goon and mustbequantum, PJ O'Rourke (spit) had a classic along those lines - something like if the Palestinian "intifada" had occurred in Panama or the Dominican Republic, their side would have won in a week - cuz baseball. As it was/is, Fakestinians, like most of the world, throw like girls, so, no big deal.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 19, 2017 05:42 PM (QDnY+)

115 What's all this about Smegma Duty?

Posted by: Corona at September 19, 2017 05:42 PM (zIb93)

116 More inspiration from what could be characterized as lookinh like the sons and daughters of the 12th Imam Obama: "What do we want? Dead cops! When do we want them? Now!"

Posted by: ShainS at September 19, 2017 05:42 PM (SKSB+)

117 FFS, the entire idea of fraternities, on every campus, across the country was declared eeeevil.

I'd adjudicate them drunken and mostly retarded, but not necessarily evil.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2017 05:43 PM (NWiLs)

118 To the credit of the cop in the video, he stood his ground until the punk left.

Posted by: davidt at September 19, 2017 05:43 PM (12AHt)

119 And who cares, anyway? It's more than 16 kilometers away, after all.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football - Forever at September 19, 2017 05:43 PM (UUvSq)

120 Charges against Robert F. Kennedys son were dropped Tuesday stemming from his wild drunken house party last month in Massachusetts.

Matthew Max Kennedy dodged disorderly conduct charges in lieu of paying a $150 fine in Barnstable District Court for throwing the rowdy Aug. 20 get-together at a posh rental home in Hyannis Port.

Well one set of laws for us and one set for the royal kennedys

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 19, 2017 05:43 PM (SjImc)

121 "Remember, this is the group the media has vouched for repeatedly."

What part of "No enemies to the Left" are you not understanding? Antifa is simply part of the armed wing of the Media-Academia-Government establishment.

Posted by: FaCubeItches at September 19, 2017 05:43 PM (rznWS)

122 Gateway Pundit said Hillary's campaign directed $800K to antifa.
--

It's a clickbait story IMHO.

Hillary had compaign $$.

Went to her own PAC.

PAC sent out $$$ to various groups.

PAC is not required to say where cash went.

They contacted five Antifa groups, ONE denied Hillary cash.

No explanation in terms of the other four.

http://tinyurl.com/y9lej934

Posted by: shibumi at September 19, 2017 05:43 PM (aT+Bx)

123 What Insomniac said, plus, 10-mile Rule, etc etc.

Sheesh, people.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 19, 2017 05:43 PM (QDnY+)

124 >>Sure seem to be a lot of transgenders in antifa.


Remember: These are the same "women" Obama and Lynch were pushing to allow into your wife/daughter's/sister's bathroom, locker room and fitting room.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2017 05:44 PM (W+vEI)

125 As it was/is, Fakestinians, like most of the world, throw like girls, so, no big deal.

From what I've heard they don't shoot particularly well either. More of the "wave the gun around and hold the trigger down until its out" school of fighting

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2017 05:44 PM (39g3+)

126 123 What Insomniac said, plus, 10-mile Rule, etc etc.

Sheesh, people.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 19, 2017 05:43 PM (QDnY+)

Fuck it, rhomboid. Let's go bowling.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2017 05:44 PM (NWiLs)

127 Hundreds of Euro black bloc attacked Brenner Pass border police on three separate occasions - not a one of them charged and found guilty for assault.

Posted by: 13times at September 19, 2017 05:44 PM (WHVu+)

128 107 Does France still have the guillotine? No? How about Devil's Island? No? Any African colonies they could send this freak to? No?

Shit.
Posted by: Monty James


Things boomeranged and now France has been reverse-colonized by its former colonies.

Next year, the nation will be renamed "New Algeria."

Posted by: zombie at September 19, 2017 05:44 PM (DQ4Fv)

129 108 Jimmy Kimmel tweeted is going to "give our thoughts on the "Graham-Cassidy health "care" bill" in his opening monologue".




STFU. This is my shtick. Didn't you see my brilliance at the Emmy Awards?

Posted by: Steven Colbert at September 19, 2017 05:44 PM (Ae45Z)

130 Hope I'm not banned for this but if the government will not protect these assholes by arresting them, we will take care of the unique problem that they are. Nobody wants this but George Soros.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 19, 2017 05:44 PM (7kLRC)

131 Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2017 05:42 PM (NWiLs)

You forgot: t"It's in Paris. MUCH more than 10 miles away from you."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2017 05:45 PM (iVOAv)

132 @6: "But the car was mostly not on fire. And they left most of the cops bodies unbeaten, so on balance, mostly peaceful protest."

Good point! And if you really think about it, most of JFK's and RFK's bodies were unshot, so....mostly peaceful assassinations!

Posted by: Sirhan Sirhan and Zombie Lee Harvey Oswald at September 19, 2017 05:45 PM (rznWS)

133 What the fcuk kind of parent raises a kid that can't understand that his dick is hardcoded and gender is anything else but binary and non optional.
I'm in favor of bringing back the nuthouse-for the tranwhatever bioparents.

Posted by: Mortimer-Finish Her! at September 19, 2017 05:45 PM (qY6Y/)

134 I wouldn't touch an Antifa tranny with a 3.1-meter pole.

Posted by: zombie at September 19, 2017 05:46 PM (DQ4Fv)

135 Jimmy Kimmel tweeted is going to "give our thoughts on the "Graham-Cassidy health "care" bill" in his opening monologue".

I think I'll blubber like a fat, bloated idiot, Jimmy. How about you?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 19, 2017 05:46 PM (oVJmc)

136 76
25 Someone 'splain to me, please, why the antifa douche wasn't aerated on the spot by the huge cop?

I'm just a simple 'ette, so I don't get it.

Lawyers.
Posted by: Anachronda at September 19, 2017 05:29 PM (sGtp+)

I don't know if the gendarmerie routinely carry guns or not.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2017 05:46 PM (NWiLs)

137 Does France still have the guillotine? No?

They used it 40 years ago.

I'm pretty sure they could knock a few together in short order.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 19, 2017 05:46 PM (jhqr1)

138 #10: "Got to be getting close to start stacking bodies time when shit like this happens."

Can't sink to their level, don't you know.

Posted by: The Western Right (less Anders Breivik) at September 19, 2017 05:46 PM (rznWS)

139 Remember: These are the same "women" Obama and Lynch were pushing to allow into your wife/daughter's/sister's bathroom, locker room and fitting room.

Every man is a rapist. Now allow them into your daughter's changing room at the pool, hater!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2017 05:47 PM (39g3+)

140 You forgot: t"It's in Paris. MUCH more than 10 miles away from you."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2017 05:45 PM (iVOAv)

I think Uncle Palp covered that one. I'm not the sort to step on another man's shtick.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2017 05:47 PM (NWiLs)

141 hard to imagine, but burning cars is apparently a right of passage for Muslims in France ... and a right every year after that. 40,000 a year are burned ... five million Muslim population ... an economy the size of California.

80 cars burned a year ... normalized
rape, jihad attacks ... normalized
western civ evil ... normalized

Posted by: illiniwek at September 19, 2017 05:47 PM (yKAUL)

142 Tee-shirt idea, see what you think:

"Trans-phobic and proud"

or "I [heart] Trans-phobia

Posted by: Max Power at September 19, 2017 05:47 PM (q177U)

143 "Does France still have the guillotine? No?



They used it 40 years ago.



I'm pretty sure they could knock a few together in short order."

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I have a razor sharp double bit axe.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 19, 2017 05:47 PM (7kLRC)

144 After the Paris Commune of 1871 there were no more communist / socialist societies until after DeGaulle died. The Paris Commune started 146 years of failure for modern socialism / progressive policies.

Why? The French Military killed about 30,000 of the Commune supporters, and exiled many thousands more to such garden spots as French New Caledonia.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 19, 2017 05:47 PM (hyuyC)

145 80 cars a day, I meant

Posted by: illiniwek at September 19, 2017 05:47 PM (yKAUL)

146 They used it 40 years ago.

I'm pretty sure they could knock a few together in short order.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 19, 2017 05:46 PM (jhqr1)


A little edge grinding and some WD-40 and an old one is back in service.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 19, 2017 05:48 PM (mcI77)

147 133 What the fcuk kind of parent raises a kid that can't understand that his dick is hardcoded and gender is anything else but binary and non optional.
I'm in favor of bringing back the nuthouse-for the tranwhatever bioparents.

Posted by: Mortimer-Finish Her! at September 19, 2017 05:45 PM (qY6Y/)

---

My youngest wants to be Sonic the Hedgehog when he grows up.

Some parents would've already begun tattooing his skin bright blue.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football - Forever at September 19, 2017 05:48 PM (UUvSq)

148 134 I wouldn't touch an Antifa tranny with a 3.1-meter pole.
Posted by: zombie at September 19, 2017 05:46 PM (DQ4Fv)

*does conversion*

Oh, I get it now. How about beating them with one?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2017 05:48 PM (NWiLs)

149 140
No step on shtick.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 05:49 PM (fA1SL)

150 121;121 "Remember, this is the group the media has vouched for repeatedly."

What part of "No enemies to the Left" are you not understanding? Antifa is simply part of the armed wing of the Media-Academia-Government establishment.
Posted by: FaCubeItches



AntiFa = Para-military.

Obama didn't get his National Police Force with the same powers of the military so this is the next best thing.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 19, 2017 05:49 PM (2PjLf)

151 Transphobic and sane

Posted by: Max Power at September 19, 2017 05:49 PM (q177U)

152 RE: don't be transphobic, I got this lecture:

"Trans people are some of the most emotionally vulnerable and harmless people in the world. The only people who will misuse the bathroom laws are straight white men who want to rape little girls."

Posted by: shibumi at September 19, 2017 05:49 PM (aT+Bx)

153 My youngest wants to be Sonic the Hedgehog when he grows up.

Some parents would've already begun tattooing his skin bright blue.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football - Forever at September 19, 2017 05:48 PM (UUvSq)

He'll kick ass at track events.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2017 05:49 PM (NWiLs)

154 I don't know if the gendarmerie routinely carry guns or not.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2017 05:46 PM (NWiLs)

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Some do. They seem to believe in binary gendarmerie.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football - Forever at September 19, 2017 05:49 PM (UUvSq)

155 110 . Vos culottes sont tordue!

Posted by: le type creme glacee aux bananas at September 19, 2017 05:49 PM (qV5PD)

156 From what I've heard they don't shoot particularly well either. More of the "wave the gun around and hold the trigger down until its out" school of fighting

Ever see those videos of our guys trying to train Middle Eastern recruits to do jumping jacks? Bunch of completely uncoordinated spastic goofs.

Someone once told me they think the American troops are so good because of US football programs.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 19, 2017 05:49 PM (jhqr1)

157 As Jeff Sessions sits around whittling another butt plug.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 19, 2017 05:50 PM (mcI77)

158 Jimmy Kimmel tweeted is going to "give our thoughts on the "Graham-Cassidy health "care" bill" in his opening monologue".

That should be an absolutely riveting 0.8 seconds.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 19, 2017 05:50 PM (SGFoV)

159 The shock troops of globalization.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 19, 2017 05:50 PM (0jtPF)

160 The French Military killed about 30,000 of the Commune supporters, and exiled many thousands more to such garden spots as French New Caledonia.
Posted by: NaCly Dog


New Caledonia
New Caledonia
Good place to send all the 'tards.

Posted by: zombie at September 19, 2017 05:50 PM (DQ4Fv)

161 Matthew Max Kennedy dodged disorderly conduct charges in lieu of paying a
$150 fine in Barnstable District Court for throwing the rowdy Aug. 20
get-together at a posh rental home in Hyannis Port.

That's almost as much as Uncle Ted got for drowning that Mary Jo girl a million years ago.

Posted by: tu3031 at September 19, 2017 05:50 PM (O5Q3r)

162 That cop has the funniest look on his face - like a disgusted coach dealing with a youthful player who has screwed up. Definitely the right temperament for police work. His size may help there - pretty confident.

Reminds me, this week I might run across the huge Border Patrol officer (gentle giant) near the range, I'll ask him about the incident where some idiot with poor vision and/or judgement attacked him. Didn't turn out well for the idiot.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 19, 2017 05:50 PM (QDnY+)

163
Ever see those videos of our guys trying to train Middle Eastern
recruits to do jumping jacks? Bunch of completely uncoordinated spastic
goofs.
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"consanguanity"

Posted by: shibumi at September 19, 2017 05:51 PM (aT+Bx)

164 #35: " Ana Kasparian . . . and Cenk"

Shouldn't he be busy genociding....sorry, Turkey "not" genociding her kuffir ass?

Posted by: FaCubeItches at September 19, 2017 05:51 PM (rznWS)

165 129:STFU. This is my shtick. Didn't you see my brilliance at the Emmy Awards?
Posted by: Steven Colbert



No.

Posted by: Nielson at September 19, 2017 05:51 PM (2PjLf)

166 Trans people are some of the most emotionally vulnerable and harmless people in the world.

All Dreamers are valedictorian war heroes who save kittens from furnaces.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 19, 2017 05:52 PM (oVJmc)

167
Western Europe in general is a sad spectacle. It was once the vanguard of Judea-Christian ethics and western civilization. Now its churches are mostly empty, (Christianity is widely held in contempt), and it's rife with huge pockets of no-go-zone Islam culture with more Islamist immigrants pouring in.
They look all but doomed.

I'd say Europe could serve as an excellent cautionary example to the US. We should looking at them say, "Damn, and we're NEXT if we don't a handle on our out-of-control immigration and rotten culture.
Unfortunately, I don't think enough commonsense Americans are going to be awoken in time.

More red pills much faster please.


Posted by: Cold Civil War at September 19, 2017 05:53 PM (Z2PYk)

168 All Dreamers are valedictorian war heroes who save kittens from furnaces.
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OMG. We obviously know the same people!

Posted by: shibumi at September 19, 2017 05:53 PM (aT+Bx)

169 The French Police apparently need a Russian helicopter with live missiles doing a live fire exercise.

Posted by: Strobe at September 19, 2017 05:53 PM (gbWkA)

170 Every day is talk like a Sonobi day

Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2017 05:53 PM (ghofu)

171 Leftist/commie/antifa the other religion of piece.

Posted by: USNtakim at September 19, 2017 05:53 PM (0OmEj)

172 164 #35: " Ana Kasparian . . . and Cenk"

Shouldn't he be busy genociding....sorry, Turkey "not" genociding her kuffir ass?
Posted by: FaCubeItches at September 19, 2017 05:51 PM (rznWS)

GET THE FUCK OFF THE INTERNET! THAT'S BULLSHIT! I'M TRYING TO HAVE A REASONABLE DISCUSSION AND THAT'S BULLSHIT!

*chugs bacon grease*

Posted by: Cenk Uygur at September 19, 2017 05:53 PM (NWiLs)

173 If A Republican had a son who was known as an AOSHQ commentator the MFM would freak out. Tim Maine's son is a member of a violent Stalinist terrorist group and crickets from the blow dried imbeciles.

Posted by: Northernlurker at September 19, 2017 05:53 PM (7GNTg)

174 Obama, first American prez directly raised by Soviet era commies. The matrix is in place, we need a lot of red-pilling for the counter-revolution. No one magic 'Neal' or any other superhero will come save us.

Posted by: illiniwek


I think they may be beyond that. They are like citizens of another country, with different loyalties and values. You can't red-pill that away. Let them separate, and then let them fester.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 19, 2017 05:53 PM (/qEW2)

175 >>He'll kick ass at track events.

That's not fair to my kid!

Posted by: Mrs. Eggman at September 19, 2017 05:53 PM (wwL6Q)

176 Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 19, 2017 05:47 PM (hyuyC

The communist party was pretty big in France since 1920 and a huge part of the French resistance in WWII. I'm not quite sure I'm understanding your post.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 19, 2017 05:53 PM (ODr92)

177 @51: "I'd like to see them try that crap again in Spain. The Spanish po po don't play."

Maybe not, but with three bombs, you can topple their whole government.

Posted by: al Qaida at September 19, 2017 05:54 PM (rznWS)

178 169. They'll need some Chilean pilots and Argentine loadmasters.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 05:54 PM (fA1SL)

179 Someone once told me they think the American troops are so good because of US football programs.

Let's just say athletics all around. US troops were really damn good before football was even remotely popular. Plus, I think Northern European stock is naturally athletic. Middle eastern/Semetic, not so much.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2017 05:54 PM (39g3+)

180 110 More pants-wetting hysteria from the right wing. This is a purely isolated matter of no interest or consequence to anyone other than the parties directly involved. Unbunch your panties and try being an adult.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2017 05:42 PM (NWiLs)




What if we are going Commando?

Posted by: Right Wing at September 19, 2017 05:54 PM (Ae45Z)

181 152 RE: don't be transphobic, I got this lecture:

"Trans people are some of the most emotionally vulnerable and harmless people in the world. The only people who will misuse the bathroom laws are straight white men who want to rape little girls."
Posted by: shibumi at September 19, 2017 05:49 PM (aT+Bx)

Oh my Lord. That called for a throatpunch.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2017 05:54 PM (NWiLs)

182 172 164 #35: " Ana Kasparian . . . and Cenk"

Shouldn't he be busy genociding....sorry, Turkey "not" genociding her kuffir ass?
Posted by: FaCubeItches at September 19, 2017 05:51 PM (rznWS)

GET THE FUCK OFF THE INTERNET! THAT'S BULLSHIT! I'M TRYING TO HAVE A REASONABLE DISCUSSION AND THAT'S BULLSHIT!

*chugs bacon grease*
Posted by: Cenk Uygur at September 19, 2017 05:53 PM (NWiLs)

Steven?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 19, 2017 05:54 PM (xJa6I)

183 Didn't you see my brilliance at the Emmy Awards?

Viewership of this year's Emmy Awards was down 10% from last year.

Last year's viewership was an all-time historic low.

Nobody saw your act at the Emmy Awards, Col-burt.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 19, 2017 05:55 PM (jhqr1)

184 Maybe not, but with three bombs, you can topple their whole government.
Posted by: al Qaida


Yeah, they had two choices: Get angry and seek vengeance, or run and hide and hope the bad man goes away. They chose poorly.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2017 05:56 PM (39g3+)

185 No step on shtick.
====

Not a problem.

Posted by: Bruce Jenner's rotting penis at September 19, 2017 05:56 PM (qY6Y/)

186 The communist party was pretty big in France since 1920 and a huge part of the French resistance in WWII. I'm not quite sure I'm understanding your post.

Pol Pot was taught by commies in France.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 19, 2017 05:56 PM (jhqr1)

187 New Caledonia is actually a decent place. Of most of the South Pacific locales US troops "visited" in WWII, it was the best, I think. Not a malarial swamp, like many of them. Was the HQ for that area for quite a while. And remained a big administrative and hospital/recuperation center. Oldest friend's father, after getting a concussion in a huge ammo dump explosion on Saipan after only one day of action as a spotter pilot, spent the rest of the war in Noumea doing paperwork (good gig).

Oddly, two years ago, a week apart, TWO groups of people (French, basically) visited a place I volunteer, from ..... New Caledonia. They said there was a new-ish museum open there now commemorating the huge US/Allied presence during the war.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 19, 2017 05:56 PM (QDnY+)

188 Right, but other than setting johnny law on fire, what do you have against them antifers?

Posted by: Early Cuyler at September 19, 2017 05:56 PM (KtcMg)

189 174 Obama, first American prez directly raised by Soviet era commies. The matrix is in place, we need a lot of red-pilling for the counter-revolution. No one magic 'Neal' or any other superhero will come save us.

Posted by: illiniwek


If I painted some .223 red that should work right?

Posted by: Under Fire at September 19, 2017 05:56 PM (mcI77)

190 Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 19, 2017 05:54 PM (xJa6I)

Just me. But his parody was brilliant, although it was so close to real life it almost wasn't parody.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2017 05:56 PM (NWiLs)

191 >>"Trans people are some of the most emotionally vulnerable and harmless
people in the world. The only people who will misuse the bathroom laws
are straight white men who want to rape little girls."


"Well, unless they're TERFs, then it's OK to assault them, in a bathroom or out in the open."

--- Transgender activists

http://preview.tinyurl.com/y89ohqxr

Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2017 05:57 PM (W+vEI)

192 Yeah but that's l'Antifa. Totally different.

Posted by: Mx4 at September 19, 2017 05:57 PM (2NGuj)

193 @67: "We need to find a way to make the left own these guys harder. Seriously
they should have antifa shoved down their damned throats."

Except that they don't care. The Left doesn't piss itself and fellate its enemies whenever someone tries to do stuff like that. At most, they simply say: "And?" and then continue on with what they were doing.

Posted by: FaCubeItches at September 19, 2017 05:57 PM (rznWS)

194 As R. S. McCain says, crazy people are dangerous.

Posted by: goodluckduck at September 19, 2017 05:58 PM (yqvys)

195 118 To the credit of the cop in the video, he stood his ground until the punk left.
Posted by: davidt at September 19, 2017 05:43 PM (12AHt)

Well, his car got firebombed and the bad guy got away. So something is wrong there.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 19, 2017 05:59 PM (xJa6I)

196 @79: "As much fun as it is to make fun of the French military, their elite
forces are as good as the Israelis, Russians, Germans, and even the US.



If the politicians unleashed those guys, the antifa survivors would have lifelong PTSD."

Be that as it may, the French are famous - even among the West - for their lack of national willpower. And that is really saying something.

Posted by: FaCubeItches at September 19, 2017 05:59 PM (rznWS)

197 I just tapped on a police car and he started blasting away. I should have moved to France instead.

Posted by: Justine Ruszczyk at September 19, 2017 05:59 PM (oozmg)

198 A couple weeks ago we saw that miraculous simultaneous "Antifa is bad" coverage after some event where they acted out. There was a slight uptick as that memory faded. Now I guess there'll be another memo and coverage will toughen for a day or two.

Its all so predictable . . .

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 19, 2017 05:59 PM (JyFLk)

199 Mitt Romney assured us these were the good guys. I hope his Mormon planet ends up like Alderaan.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at September 19, 2017 06:00 PM (2EYE1)

200 By the way, Terry Moran (ABC douchetard) who said PDT's UN speech was verging on a "war crime," said when The Chocolate Messiah was crowned that he was the first president since George Washington that the Oval Office was a "step down" for.

I can't even. These people are enemies of the US.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 19, 2017 06:00 PM (PY9jH)

201 @81: "I have been writing AntiFa is a world organization"

A communist international, or ComIntern, if you will.

Posted by: FaCubeItches at September 19, 2017 06:00 PM (rznWS)

202 Except that they don't care.

Yes, but everyone other than the hard left cares. Your auntie, the people that live down the street, folks working at the local supermarket, they all need to know about this and make the connection. All those people who don't hang out at websites and chat, who don't get political news, who don't see the social media comedy.

They all need to see how the Democrat leadership defended antifa and embraced them. They all need to know how just about every reporter on earth on the same morning tweeted comparisons of D-Day landings to antifa. They need to know.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2017 06:00 PM (39g3+)

203 Je veux mon fucking service animal!!

Posted by: French Antifada at September 19, 2017 06:00 PM (NWiLs)

204 176 Jack Sock

The Communists were not in charge. Yes, they were incredible irritants, and helped crash the French Republic. However, the social order was not communist.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 19, 2017 06:00 PM (hyuyC)

205 195
118 To the credit of the cop in the video, he stood his ground until the punk left.

Posted by: davidt at September 19, 2017 05:43 PM (12AHt)



Well, his car got firebombed and the bad guy got away. So something is wrong there.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 19, 2017 05:59 PM (xJa6I)

Orders are orders.

Posted by: French Cop at September 19, 2017 06:02 PM (12AHt)

206 Do you think you can impress the Rock by setting the Rock's Puegeot on fire?

Posted by: The Rock at September 19, 2017 06:02 PM (yqvys)

207 I have been writing AntiFa is a world organization

They've been around since the Clinton administration at least, but they used to go by Black Bloc. They rebranded themselves Acorn-style to sound better. Who couldn't be anti-fascist??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2017 06:02 PM (39g3+)

208 186 The communist party was pretty big in France since 1920 and a huge part of the French resistance in WWII. I'm not quite sure I'm understanding your post.

Pol Pot was taught by commies in France.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 19, 2017 05:56 PM (jhqr1)

And Ho Chi Minh, and Ayatollah Khomeni, and Lenin - I see a pattern here.

Posted by: josephistan at September 19, 2017 06:02 PM (ANIFC)

209 They rebranded themselves Acorn-style to sound better. Who couldn't be anti-fascist??
--

Brilliant actually.

Control the language, control the discussion, control the world.

Posted by: shibumi at September 19, 2017 06:03 PM (aT+Bx)

210 199 Mitt Romney assured us these were the good guys. I hope his Mormon planet ends up like Alderaan.


Steve Scalise recovering from major gunshot surgery condemned PDT's statements post Charlottesville. Stockholm isn't only in Sweden.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 19, 2017 06:03 PM (mcI77)

211 177 @51: "I'd like to see them try that crap again in Spain. The Spanish po po don't play."

Maybe not, but with three bombs, you can topple their whole government.
Posted by: al Qaida at September 19, 2017 05:54 PM (rznWS)

Bears reposting. So so true. it's not like they are alone in this regard. The French violence right before the election pushed people into the socialist camp. The Muslim military has timed several attacks right before European elections.

Posted by: charley horse at September 19, 2017 06:03 PM (+kahX)

212 187 Rhomboid

New Caledonia is nice; now. With air conditioning, power and millions in US funded improvements in WWII.

Out of about 5,000 exiles to New Caledonia after the Paris Commune, only 40 stayed rather than return to France after the amnesty given years later.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 19, 2017 06:03 PM (hyuyC)

213 @107: "Does France still have. . . Any African colonies"

The Africans have colonies in France now.

Posted by: FaCubeItches at September 19, 2017 06:03 PM (rznWS)

214 New Caledonia. They said there was a new-ish museum open there now commemorating the huge US/Allied presence during the war.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 19, 2017 05:56 PM (QDnY+)

Is that where McHale was stationed?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 19, 2017 06:03 PM (SjImc)

215 I not foolink. Parkink lot vas innocent. Look vhat I do to it. Da? Russian Helicopter Pilot Today after blowing up spectators' parking lot during war games.

Posted by: Strobe at September 19, 2017 06:04 PM (gbWkA)

216 @107: "Does France still have. . . Any African colonies"

Not really, but they often militarily intervene in their former colonies without much hand-wringing about it.

Posted by: josephistan at September 19, 2017 06:05 PM (ANIFC)

217 Brilliant actually.

The serpent has always been clever with words.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2017 06:06 PM (39g3+)

218 @120: "Well one set of laws for us and one set for the royal kennedys"

Sic semper tyrranis!

Posted by: Oswald, Sirhan, and Gravity at September 19, 2017 06:06 PM (rznWS)

219 200 By the way, Terry Moran (ABC douchetard) who said PDT's UN speech was verging on a "war crime," said when The Chocolate Messiah was crowned that he was the first president since George Washington that the Oval Office was a "step down" for.

I can't even. These people are enemies of the US.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 19, 2017 06:00 PM (PY9jH



Not that I want to defend the asshole because its pretty clear that so many democrats view the JEF as a Diety in mortal form, but I thought that claim that he said that was debunked?


Or was it that he really is the dipshit that said this and the claim that some other Media asshole said it debunked?

Posted by: buzzion at September 19, 2017 06:06 PM (z/Ubi)

220 "Shuttup, you pedo-phobe."

Soon they will all be saying this.

Posted by: Mortimer's phone at September 19, 2017 06:06 PM (qY6Y/)

221 Is that where McHale was stationed?

Taratupa

Posted by: tu3031 at September 19, 2017 06:06 PM (O5Q3r)

222 183 Didn't you see my brilliance at the Emmy Awards?

Viewership of this year's Emmy Awards was down 10% from last year.

Last year's viewership was an all-time historic low.

Nobody saw your act at the Emmy Awards, Col-burt.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 19, 2017 05:55 PM (jhqr1)


The ratings were low b/c of the Hurricanes. Didn't you read that? Florida couldn't get the numbers added. Or wait...no...it was Texas and Florida. They didn't have electricity back so they could watch the Emmy Awards. Yea, that's the story.

Still want that fuckweasel Kimmel to shut his blow hole. He's so last year.

Posted by: Steven Colbert at September 19, 2017 06:07 PM (Ae45Z)

223 If the founding fathers came back to life now they would beat our asses for calling them father.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2017 06:07 PM (39g3+)

224 Nood.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 19, 2017 06:08 PM (hyuyC)

225 @125: "From what I've heard they don't shoot particularly well either. More of
the "wave the gun around and hold the trigger down until its out"
school of fighting"

Spray and pray may not be efficient, but it works (see, e.g. Afghanistan, Somalia, and just about every third world civil war ever). In the end, it's not so much the bullet with your name on it that you have to worry about, but the one addressed "To Whom It May Concern"

Posted by: FaCubeItches at September 19, 2017 06:08 PM (rznWS)

226 Is it just me or did that French cop look like The Rock climbing out of that car and standing there blocking that idiot with the pipe like a BOSS.
Dude never even glanced at his sidearm. An American cop wold have ventilated the SOB.

Posted by: Palpitine at September 19, 2017 06:10 PM (GOUHc)

227 Girthy nood

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 19, 2017 06:17 PM (xJa6I)

228 maybe instead of Antifa, people should start calling them AntiAm, as in anti-American.

Posted by: Mallfly Maddow at September 19, 2017 06:18 PM (ILitO)

229 Unfortunately, without a lot more backup in that situation, arresting a violent criminal who is supported by a mob of other violent criminals is not an option.


Posted by: Cold Civil War

That's why you carry a p90

Posted by: Jean at September 19, 2017 06:23 PM (9TU00)

230 Yeah, I remember seeing pictures of the Normandy invasion force setting cop cars on fire and attacking cops with sticks.

Posted by: Ace at 5:14
________

Then later, the occupying forces' soldiers found Gestapo staff cars and crapped on them in downtown Berlin.

Posted by: FireHorse at September 19, 2017 06:39 PM (zkGZ8)

231 Late to the thread but HOLY CRAP!!!

Get that officer a leading role in an action movie, STAT!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 19, 2017 06:46 PM (nAp1e)

Judge Re-Instates Group Defamation Lawsuit by UVA Fraternity Against Susan Erdeley and Rolling Stone for Fabricated Rape Story

A trial judge dismissed the suit, finding the allegations could not support a "group defamation" finding. Group defamation suits are a bit tricky: You're not alleging that someone said you, personally, committed a heinous act, but that a "small" (that's the legal requirement) group of people committed the heinous act -- which group includes you, so you may be subject to a diminished reputation due to the smearing of the group. If the group is smeared, then you, as a member of the group, are likely to have a damaged reputation.

But it's a balancing act of deciding how "small" the group has to be in order to say that smearing that group smears an individual (unnamed) member of it.

The trial court judge dismissed the fraternity student's individual defamation claims, and also their "small group" defamation claims.

An appeals court has reversed that ruling and re-instated the small group defamation suit, as well as two (of the three) individual defamation suits: So the suit will now proceed, and, if the past is prologue, the rest of the media will duly ignore.

The one thing Erdeley won on was the claim that remarks she made in an NPR podcast were defamatory. But the court reinstated the defamation suit as regards her Rolling Stone article.



The ruling is here.

The small group defamation charges, the appellate court found, should stand because it is very unlikely that a gang rape could occur in a fraternity house without the other brothers knowing. Therefore, even if Erdeley wasn't naming them as perpetrators of the rape, her article sure suggests that the other brothers are somehow guilty in it, and tainted by it, because -- and this is just common sense -- if there was a gang rape, they must have known; and as they never reported such a gang rape, they must have chosen to actively conceal a heinous crime.

The court wasn't bothered by the size of the "small group." Usually, a small group is 25 members or fewer; but New York (the state the lawsuit was filed in) casts no firm upper bound on the number. That the fraternity had 53 members is no bar to suit for small group defamation, the appellate court found. (Actually, the trial court found that too, but the appellate court affirms.)

Furthermore, the appellate court found that Erdeley/Rolling Stone had strongly implied in the article that a gang rape was a common initiation ritual at the fraternity -- which would obviously implicate all members.

Consider first the description of Jackie’s purported rape.  Not only did nine men associated with the fraternity participate in the alleged offense, but several made comments -- "Don't you want to be a brother" and "We all had to do it, so you do, too" -- implying the event was part of an initiation ritual.   

Other allegations supported that implication. For example, the Article stated that two other female students reported to Jackie that they had been gang‐raped at the fraternity, suggesting that gang rapes regularly occurred at Phi Kappa Psi. Moreover, the Article described a decades‐long “trail” of sexual violence leading back to the fraternity, including a gang rape committed there in 1984.  Connecting the dots, a reader could plausibly conclude that Phi Kappa Psi had a long tradition of requiring pledges to participate in gang rapes as a condition of membership.

Indeed -- that is precisely what I concluded when I first skimmed the story, and was more naive about the media straight-up inventing #FakeNews.

The court also reinstated two individual defamation cases. One man claimed individual defamation on the grounds that he occupied the only room in the frat that corresponded to the description that Jackie Coakley provided, and ergo, he was individually defamed, as most people would know (or could easily find out) the alleged "rape room" was his. Another man's claim was reinstated because Jackie Coakeley claimed one of the rapists was a lifeguard at the school's pool; the man suing wasn't a lifeguard, but was known to frequently use the pool, and therefore it is plausible (if not exactly a slam-dunk) that his participation in the non-rape was strongly implied by the article.

The New York Times had an interesting (as usual) way to describe Jackie Coakley's attempt to pity-pressure a boy into liking her by fabricating a group rape: They claimed that her rape story was merely "unproven:"


Well, the appellate court here is a bit more firm on the question of whether this was merely an "unproven" gang rape or a fabricated gang rape. They say, as a legal matter, it's the latter:



I got all of this from KC Johnson's timeline -- not seeing much about it in the media. Go figure.

He cites another interesting story the media isn't much interested in -- the public overwhelmingly agrees with Betsy DeVos' framing of the issue -- respecting complaining witnesses, but also respecting due process rights of the accused -- in Title IX college rape court cases.


By the way: Jann Wenner just put his musty old hippie piece of shit magazine Rolling Stone up for sale.

Greg Gutfeld said he's trying to arrange some kind way to buy it. Why, I wouldn't know. The Travelling Wilburies are defunct so what does Rolling Stone have to write about any more?


BTW: You might remember the frat itself settled with Rolling Stone for $1.65 million.

So what's up here?

Well, that was the frat suing, the organization itself. These are suits by individual members of the frat, two suing for individual defamation, and several suing for group defamation.

Posted by: Ace at 03:27 PM




Comments

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1 Glad we are allowed to name the lying liar who lied.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 19, 2017 03:30 PM (8/+/o)

2 Good decision. The article clearly defamed each member of the fraternity by association.
And f the NYT. "Unproven" Sheesh.

Posted by: LASue at September 19, 2017 03:30 PM (Mjus2)

3 In regards to DeVos, that fact is going to have to be censored.

Don't want the proles to think that both men and women should have equal justice in terms of sexual assault.

Posted by: shibumi at September 19, 2017 03:30 PM (aT+Bx)

4
Good.

Give Wenner and his rag The Gawker Treatment.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at September 19, 2017 03:31 PM (2wRtc)

5 Could not have happened to a nicer group of assholes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 19, 2017 03:31 PM (ycWCI)

6 "unproven gang rape"

stupid New York Times.

I'm glad these young men can go forward. They went through a lot.

And for some reason, Rolling Stone magazine has been showing up in our mail recently, yet none of us ordered it. I think my BIL did it with spare mileage points or something, probably for a joke. I keep forgetting to ask him. The magazine goes straight into the recycling bin.

Posted by: bluebell at September 19, 2017 03:32 PM (UoSKV)

7 Good, Now give it to them good and hard in return.

Posted by: USNtakim at September 19, 2017 03:32 PM (0OmEj)

8 Maybe Rolling Stone could just shut down?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2017 03:32 PM (W+vEI)

9 It's only a matter of time until the fake rape is proven.

Posted by: Haven Monahan at September 19, 2017 03:33 PM (Mjus2)

10 [Jingles change]

I've got 36 cents and some lint. Will that get me Rolling Stone?

Posted by: joncelli, Ray of Freakin' Sunshine at September 19, 2017 03:33 PM (RD7QR)

11 Stop! Stop all this winning. I can't take any more.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 19, 2017 03:33 PM (tbOMB)

12 >>"unproven gang rape"



Is that kinda like my unproven Harvard degree?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2017 03:33 PM (W+vEI)

13 Seems to be a good day so far.

Across many topics, and events.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2017 03:33 PM (EyPfd)

14 I'm ok with Guttfield buying Rolling Stone.

I'd be tempted to buy it just so I can be the one to fire Pete Travers.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 19, 2017 03:33 PM (xJa6I)

15 In issuing an unapologetic non-retraction retraction to Sarah Palin, the NYT also was cute by saying that it was "unproven" that Sarah's literature had influenced the shooter, still implying that it might have happened.

Let's hope that Sarah's wins on this when she goes to the same Second Circuit for her appeal.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 19, 2017 03:34 PM (cAXIk)

16
Protip: Neither buy Rolling Stone itself or it's stock. It's heading for the rocks at 100 mph.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 19, 2017 03:34 PM (EgwCt)

17 Gutfeld gonna put The Melvins or GWAR on every cover?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 19, 2017 03:34 PM (ul9CR)

18 Bill O'Reilly should buy the Rolling Stone.

Posted by: LASue at September 19, 2017 03:34 PM (Mjus2)

19 Rolling Stone asking price just went down.

Posted by: gNewt - Imperialism is the answer at September 19, 2017 03:34 PM (t8kZU)

20 It would be kind of cool it Gutfeld bought Rolling Stone, and put Ace in the cobs in charge of content.

Elbows, boobies, guns, recipes, shoes and fashion for the 'ettes....

I can see this.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 19, 2017 03:34 PM (PY9jH)

21 Hope they wind up paying out their nose

Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2017 03:34 PM (ghofu)

22 i bought a rolling stone mag once. in the seventies or something. have no idea why, must have been stoned.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 19, 2017 03:34 PM (KP5rU)

23 "By the way: Jann Wenner just put his musty old hippie piece of shit magazine Rolling Stone up for sale."


Herbert!!

Posted by: Jann Wenner at September 19, 2017 03:35 PM (OD2ni)

24 2 Good decision. The article clearly defamed each member of the fraternity by association.
And f the NYT. "Unproven" Sheesh.

Posted by: LASue at September 19, 2017 03:30 PM (Mjus2)


I was reading an article yesterday about the St. Louis cop, Stockley, verdict.

I swear to God it said this: Stockley was accused of killing MOTORIST Anthony Lamar Smith.

Posted by: Tami at September 19, 2017 03:35 PM (Enq6K)

25 Greg Gutfeld said he's trying to arrange some kind way to buy it. Why, I wouldn't know. The Travelling Wilburies are defunct so what does Rolling Stone have to write about any more?

To put actual bands on the cover?

Posted by: blaster at September 19, 2017 03:35 PM (I3yVB)

26 Not tired of winning yet !

I still think Kid Rock and The Nuge should buy Rolling Stone, but Gutfeld might be an acceptable substitute.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7 at September 19, 2017 03:35 PM (Umfx1)

27 What was the guy's name that she made up?

Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2017 03:35 PM (mXfy+)

28 kid rock should buy rolling stone.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 19, 2017 03:35 PM (KP5rU)

29 Ace, if you're around, Terry Moran of ABC sez Trump's UN speech borders on a "war crime."

http://tinyurl.com/y8fvq3p3

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 19, 2017 03:36 PM (PY9jH)

30 Oh, and this qualifies as a Rape Story, right?

Happy Tuesday

Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2017 03:36 PM (mXfy+)

31 This gives me a serious schadenboner.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2017 03:36 PM (NWiLs)

32
When you buy a business you acquire both assets AND liabilities. Don't ask me how I know this or why I still wake up in the middle of the night remembering that mistake.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 19, 2017 03:36 PM (EgwCt)

33 27 What was the guy's name that she made up?
Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2017 03:35 PM (mXfy+)

Made up? I'm totes real!

Posted by: Haven Monahan at September 19, 2017 03:37 PM (NWiLs)

34 Dr. Hook should buy it. Just for the covers.

Posted by: Roy at September 19, 2017 03:37 PM (7n4KQ)

35 >>When you buy a business you acquire both assets AND liabilities.


This.

Posted by: ARCO at September 19, 2017 03:37 PM (mXfy+)

36 I'm thinking of buying Rolling Stone, does anyone have change for a twenty?

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 19, 2017 03:37 PM (4e+hS)

37 Just sue it out of business. Although Gutfeld buying it would have all the right heads go explody

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 19, 2017 03:37 PM (493sH)

38 Unindicted Gang Rapers, formerly know as Phi Kappa Psi......

Posted by: Roland THTG at September 19, 2017 03:38 PM (QM5S2)

39 Haven Monahan!

That always makes me laugh.

Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2017 03:38 PM (mXfy+)

40 Lets not give mattress girl short shrift on this matter.

Posted by: dananjcon at September 19, 2017 03:38 PM (WLK0w)

41 20. Fashion for the 'ettes.
**
Thongs and aprons. Thongs and aprons.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 03:38 PM (fA1SL)

42 I'm going to need Bactine for some very awkward places after I'm done rubbing this decision all over me.

GOOD.

I will say that the trial court's ruling wasn't that far out of bounds. As ace noted, group defamation is tricky. That being said, of course I think the appellate court got it right and not merely because I like the outcome.

This was an outrageous case and responsibility needs to be forced on those unwilling to accept it and I use that phrasing intentionally.

I think everyone who says that Survivors Must Be Believed!!!111!!! should be asked a very simple question. Does Haven Monahan exist? Yes or no. I don't mean as a symbol. I mean is there an actual person named Haven Monahan who existed and who attended UVA? Yes or no.

Posted by: alexthechick - I got your gravitas right here at September 19, 2017 03:38 PM (mf5HN)

43 32
When you buy a business you acquire both assets AND liabilities. Don't ask me how I know this or why I still wake up in the middle of the night remembering that mistake.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 19, 2017 03:36 PM (EgwCt)

That depends on whether you're doing an assets-only purchase or you're acquiring the stock.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2017 03:38 PM (NWiLs)

44 Second Circuit appears to realize that MSM has grossly abused the Sullivan case and needs to be spanked.

The leaking with Trump and the use of anonymous sources has to be stopped.

I'm still praying that Sarah's case will be reversed on appeal.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 19, 2017 03:38 PM (cAXIk)

45 I swear to God it said this: Stockley was accused of killing MOTORIST Anthony Lamar Smith.
=========

Booth was accused of killing audience member Abraham Lincoln.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 19, 2017 03:39 PM (vg8iE)

46 But was it rape rape?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2017 03:39 PM (/tuJf)

47 People named "Haven" would also be eligible for a group defamation lawsuit, except for the fact that nobody in the history of ever has been named "Haven".

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 19, 2017 03:39 PM (HtLSE)

48 What's Sabrina Rubin Erdely up to nowadays?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2017 03:39 PM (W+vEI)

49 Fuck the damn Rollin bullshit Stone that hasn't been relevant since before half of all adults in the USA were born

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at September 19, 2017 03:39 PM (8C+9j)

50 29; somebody needs to ask that stool pushing pussy when war crimes were redefined. that guy is like the oil you drain from a junk ass car from 1955. useless.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 19, 2017 03:39 PM (KP5rU)

51 I think everyone who says that Survivors Must Be Believed!!!111!!! should be asked a very simple question. Does Haven Monahan exist? Yes or no. I don't mean as a symbol. I mean is there an actual person named Haven Monahan who existed and who attended UVA? Yes or no.

Posted by: alexthechick - I got your gravitas right here at September 19, 2017 03:38 PM (mf5HN)
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Bingo.

Posted by: bluebell at September 19, 2017 03:40 PM (UoSKV)

52 "27 What was the guy's name that she made up?
Posted by: garrett"


Haven Monahan. He had some very funny posts on this site.

Posted by: Benji Carver at September 19, 2017 03:40 PM (OD2ni)

53 That depends on whether you're doing an assets-only purchase or you're acquiring the stock.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2017 03:38 PM (NWiLs)


Unfortunately my representation in the matter was not Moron level.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 19, 2017 03:40 PM (EgwCt)

54 ROBOT HOUSE!!!!!!

Posted by: Publius Redux at September 19, 2017 03:40 PM (Fb9aZ)

55 But was it rape rape?

+++

Yeah, but it wasn't gang gang

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at September 19, 2017 03:40 PM (8C+9j)

56 Don't forget that the UVA rape hoax was promoted by a SJW-type working at the Obama White House.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 19, 2017 03:40 PM (cAXIk)

57

It's all designed to blow our minds,
But our minds won't really get blown
Like the blow that'll getcha
When you get your picture
On the cover of the Rolling Stone.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 19, 2017 03:40 PM (IqV8l)

58 Greg Gutfeld said he's trying to arrange some kind way to buy it. Why, I wouldn't know. The Travelling Wilburies are defunct so what does Rolling Stone have to write about any more?
--------------------------------------
To put actual bands on the cover?
Posted by: blaster at September 19, 2017 03:35 PM (I3yVB)


PJ O'Rourke, to the white courtesy phone.

Otherwise... Hunter Thompson is dead.

Maybe some of the old Spy Magazine writers are looking for work? Or even current/former National Kazoo and Weakly Stand-in writers who would like, you know, to actually write for a conservative zine.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 19, 2017 03:40 PM (TOk1P)

59 53 That depends on whether you're doing an assets-only purchase or you're acquiring the stock.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2017 03:38 PM (NWiLs)

Unfortunately my representation in the matter was not Moron level.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 19, 2017 03:40 PM (EgwCt)

Oh dear. Shoulda come to me first!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2017 03:41 PM (NWiLs)

60 But it's a balancing act of deciding how "small" the group has to be in order to say that smearing that group smears an individual (unnamed) member of it.

It's not the size of the group that should make the difference, it's the severity of the false allegations. Our judiciary always seems to have problems with simple concepts like this. It reminds me of the "cruel and unusual punishment" clause and how the courts have totally perverted that. Punishment is only cruel or unusual with respect to the crime. For certain crimes, there is no punishment that is (relatively) cruel or unusual. Of course, our courts are too intentionally retarded to see that.

False accusations of rape are pretty much among the most egregious in our society. Hah-vahd would never hire someone who was convicted of rape ... but they have no problem hiring someone who is convicted of espionage/treason.

I'm glad to see that a court has put a little bit of reason back into the system, here.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 19, 2017 03:41 PM (rZ+mb)

61 27 & 52. Worked at Vandelay - he was their buyer.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 03:41 PM (fA1SL)

62 People named "Haven" would also be eligible for a group defamation lawsuit, except for the fact that nobody in the history of ever has been named "Haven".
========

You would think, but.... there was a social worker pajama boy who worked here named "Haven."

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 19, 2017 03:41 PM (vg8iE)

63 Greg should put up a go fund me site to buy Rolling Stone. I'd donate.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 19, 2017 03:42 PM (YV+SU)

64 Rolling Stone is actually now worth LESS than Newsweek.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 19, 2017 03:42 PM (oVJmc)

65 We should Horde-fund it. Get Insomniac and AtC to broker the deal, and buy it our damned selves.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 03:42 PM (fA1SL)

66 "48 What's Sabrina Rubin Erdely up to nowadays?
Posted by: Lizzy"


A shit ton of legal fees.

One of the more fascinating aspects of the fiasco was the revelation that Sabrina Rubin Erdely got busted for making shit up for her college paper. BY STEPHEN GLASS!!!!

Posted by: Benji Carver at September 19, 2017 03:42 PM (OD2ni)

67 And for some reason, Rolling Stone magazine has been showing up in our mail recently, yet none of us ordered it. I think my BIL did it with spare mileage points or something, probably for a joke. I keep forgetting to ask him. The magazine goes straight into the recycling bin.
Posted by: bluebell at September 19, 2017 03:32 PM (UoSKV)



IIRC, magazines will buy subscriber lists and then start sending out copies to those on that list so that they can say circulation of whatever.

Posted by: alexthechick - I got your gravitas right here at September 19, 2017 03:43 PM (mf5HN)

68 Why isn't anyone suing 'Jackie?'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 19, 2017 03:43 PM (oVJmc)

69 Buy it and change the name to Virginia Frat House Illustrated.

Posted by: tu3031 at September 19, 2017 03:43 PM (O5Q3r)

70 One of the more fascinating aspects of the fiasco was the revelation that Sabrina Rubin Erdely got busted for making shit up for her college paper. BY STEPHEN GLASS!!!!
Posted by: Benji Carver at September 19, 2017 03:42 PM (OD2ni)

Well, he would know.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2017 03:43 PM (NWiLs)

71 I'll trade two Newsweeks for Rolling Stone.

Posted by: fluffy at September 19, 2017 03:43 PM (U0v/A)

72 47 People named "Haven" would also be eligible for a group defamation lawsuit, except for the fact that nobody in the history of ever has been named "Haven".

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 19, 2017 03:39 PM (HtLSE)

I had a female student named Heaven in class, and since I'm in Title 1 schools in Phoenix a few Angels. Yeah...no.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'don't judge me!' at September 19, 2017 03:43 PM (dCikz)

73 A Texan named Jesse Kelly, whose wife is friends with Gingy, has started a GoFundMe to buy Rolling Stone. I have no idea if he has actually raised money.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 19, 2017 03:43 PM (rp9xB)

74 >>One of the more fascinating aspects of the fiasco was the revelation that Sabrina Rubin Erdely got busted for making shit up for her college paper. BY STEPHEN GLASS!!!!


...like an onion.

Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2017 03:43 PM (mXfy+)

75 You would think, but.... there was a social worker pajama boy who worked here named "Haven."

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 19, 2017 03:41 PM (vg8iE)


That was just his nickname. His real name was "Haven't".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 19, 2017 03:43 PM (rZ+mb)

76 If only they could also sue the Obama admin person who was point(wo)man for campus rape and who connected Erdley with Crazypants McFalserape so that the Rolling Stone article could be used to shove heavy-handed rape-prevention rules onto all college campuses....

Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2017 03:43 PM (W+vEI)

77 Unconvicted child molester Harry Reid could not be reached for comment.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at September 19, 2017 03:43 PM (QtQaN)

78 Rolling Stone is actually now worth LESS than Newsweek.

Shit, I just overbid.

Posted by: fluffy at September 19, 2017 03:44 PM (U0v/A)

79 65 We should Horde-fund it. Get Insomniac and AtC to broker the deal, and buy it our damned selves.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 03:42 PM (fA1SL)

And rename it:


Rolling Horde?

Stoned Horde?

???

Posted by: Tami at September 19, 2017 03:44 PM (Enq6K)

80 The Obama years hatched a lot of chickens. Chickens looking for a home. Mean, hungry, vengeful chickens.

"Death Cluck VII: Red Hen Rises"

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - DIY Insufferables! See the Selections in the Outrage Outlet's Hobby Area! at September 19, 2017 03:44 PM (hLRSq)

81 65 We should Horde-fund it. Get Insomniac and AtC to broker the deal, and buy it our damned selves.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 03:42 PM (fA1SL)

That would be a hoot, although I think it would take just a bit more scratch than the Horde could scrape together.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2017 03:44 PM (NWiLs)

82 Why isn't anyone suing 'Jackie?'
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 19, 2017 03:43 PM (oVJmc)



You don't sue people who are judgment proof. As I tell people, we can get you a judgment but what I think you want is money and that is not the same thing.

There is a growing trend by those falsely accused in the Title IX kangaroo courts to name the accuser as well and I am all for that.

Posted by: alexthechick - I got your gravitas right here at September 19, 2017 03:44 PM (mf5HN)

83 68 Why isn't anyone suing 'Jackie?'
--------------
Simple, she never brought any charges, just spun a tall tale to RS and they were dumb enough to print it. No law about playing Manhattanites for rubes.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 19, 2017 03:45 PM (YV+SU)

84 IIRC, magazines will buy subscriber lists and then start sending out copies to those on that list so that they can say circulation of whatever.
Posted by: alexthechick - I got your gravitas right here at September 19, 2017 03:43 PM (mf5HN)
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Ah, really? That's interesting! Because we also get People and some trashy Entertainment magazine or something like that. No one knows why they come here, and no one wants to read them, so they go right into the trash. I keep blaming my BIL but he lives overseas so I keep forgetting to ask him. Maybe I owe him an apology, lol.

Posted by: bluebell at September 19, 2017 03:45 PM (UoSKV)

85 there was a social worker pajama boy who worked here named "Haven."

So, nobody. I rest my case.

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 19, 2017 03:45 PM (HtLSE)

86 Looks like the "buyer" will have to be paid to take rolling stone.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 19, 2017 03:45 PM (7kLRC)

87 75. Rolling Fucking Stone.

Ben's columns would be Pulitzer material.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 03:45 PM (fA1SL)

88 The last interview Obama did w/Rolling Stone they mused about how the US government should subsidize media...like the R.S. They both thought it'd be great.

*facepalm*

It is done in many countries in Europe. That way govt. has control over the Political Correct tone & what is reported. In Sweden, Muslim criminals are called Asians, or given names like Joe Smith.

Not all European media is subsidized by govt., and I didn't do a deep dive into subject, but it was an eye-opener for me. Still think it could happen here under an Obama type Presidency.

I mean look at our press bias now, even w/o direct money.

For instance, the BBC receives govt. funding.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla goobly at September 19, 2017 03:45 PM (Ae45Z)

89 55
But was it rape rape?



+++



Yeah, but it wasn't gang gang

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at September 19, 2017 03:40 PM (8C+9j)

***
But is was false false, gang gang, rape rape, rape rape . . wasn't it?

Posted by: Publius Redux at September 19, 2017 03:45 PM (Fb9aZ)

90 Almost Haven. West Virginia.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 19, 2017 03:45 PM (IqV8l)

91 Wanna see my picture on the cover..

Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2017 03:46 PM (/tuJf)

92 You don't sue people who are judgment proof. As I tell people, we can get you a judgment but what I think you want is money and that is not the same thing.

There is a growing trend by those falsely accused in the Title IX kangaroo courts to name the accuser as well and I am all for that.
Posted by: alexthechick - I got your gravitas right here at September 19, 2017 03:44 PM (mf5HN)

You may not get any money out of them right away, but getting liens and garnishments is a great way to make their lives miserable.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2017 03:46 PM (NWiLs)

93 That would be a hoot, although I think it would take just a bit more scratch than the Horde could scrape together.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2017 03:44 PM (NWiLs)



We'll steal it from jwest's petty cash drawer.

Posted by: alexthechick - I got your gravitas right here at September 19, 2017 03:46 PM (mf5HN)

94 80 The Obama years hatched a lot of chickens. Chickens looking for a home. Mean, hungry, vengeful chickens.

"Death Cluck VII: Red Hen Rises"

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - DIY Insufferables! See the Selections in the Outrage Outlet's Hobby Area! at September 19, 2017 03:44 PM (hLRSq)

Soon to be ChickenNado.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'don't judge me!' at September 19, 2017 03:46 PM (dCikz)

95 "That would be a hoot, although I think it would take just a bit more scratch than the Horde could scrape together."

Put me in for a ten-spot.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2017 03:47 PM (EyPfd)

96 81. Naah....we all just skip one drink a day and we can fund this thing by Thursday, lunchtime.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 03:47 PM (fA1SL)

97 Someone might ask an obvious question - if defamation does not apply in this case, where does it apply? A woman lied to a reporter, who then did not due even basic journalism to check out the story. The lie implicated that a group of 53 people were rapists. The article caused them humiliation, threats, and monetary loss.

Frankly, Erdley, Coakley, and Rolling Stone should be bankrupted over this.

Posted by: Dean Wromer at September 19, 2017 03:47 PM (fftfA)

98
Why would anyone buy The Rolling Stone now with a lawsuit hanging over it's head?

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 19, 2017 03:47 PM (lKyWE)

99 Annette Haven

Posted by: gNewt - Imperialism is the answer at September 19, 2017 03:47 PM (t8kZU)

100 I keep getting Vanity Fair in the mail. I have no idea why, and it goes straight into the recycling bin.

Every. Single. Cover. is full-on Trump hate. A freaking fashion magazine that plasters anti-Trump crap all over its cover.

I hope it goes out of business.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 19, 2017 03:47 PM (PY9jH)

101 Well...it is Tuesday.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 19, 2017 03:47 PM (p+Wdc)

102 That would be a hoot, although I think it would take just a bit more scratch than the Horde could scrape together.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2017 03:44 PM (NWiLs)


We'll steal it from jwest's petty cash drawer.
Posted by: alexthechick - I got your gravitas right here at September 19, 2017 03:46 PM (mf5HN)
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Honestly, I think we could do it with the change we find in our sofa cushions.

Posted by: bluebell at September 19, 2017 03:47 PM (UoSKV)

103 In other news, I have this idea for a great sitcom - a fraternity is falsely accused of gang rape, sues, and takes ownership of a rock music magazine. Hijinks ensue.

Posted by: Dean Wromer at September 19, 2017 03:48 PM (fftfA)

104 Soon to be ChickenNado.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'don't judge me!' at September 19, 2017 03:46 PM (dCikz)

I watch that.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 19, 2017 03:48 PM (ycWCI)

105 "Frankly, Erdley, Coakley, and Rolling Stone should be bankrupted over this."

The other names I recognize.
But who's Frankly?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2017 03:48 PM (EyPfd)

106 Posted by: Publius Redux at September 19, 2017 03:45 PM (Fb9aZ)

Yeah....I wasn't going to go for that one

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at September 19, 2017 03:48 PM (8C+9j)

107 I think everyone who says that Survivors Must Be Believed!!!111!!! should be asked a very simple question. Does Haven Monahan exist? Yes or no. I don't mean as a symbol. I mean is there an actual person named Haven Monahan who existed and who attended UVA? Yes or no.

Posted by: alexthechick - I got your gravitas right here at September 19, 2017 03:38 PM (mf5HN)


A related subject I know something about:

You know those dudes who are deadbeat dads and/or wife beaters?

Worst of the worst, right? The law should show no mercy to these guys.

I know guys who paid thousands and thousands of dollars to support their kids over the years, only to have the state come along decades later and give them a bill for tens of thousands of dollars in back child support. Not just a bill, but will start raiding their bank accounts. Because they can.

I know other guys who have restraining orders, and sometimes felony convictions for domestic violence, and I swear they never laid a hand (or anything else) on their partners. The law doesn't care. Especially if she shows up at family court with her lawyer, and the dude either doesn't show up, or thinks the truth will be enough.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 19, 2017 03:48 PM (TOk1P)

108 We'll steal it from jwest's petty cash drawer.

Posted by: alexthechick - I got your gravitas right here at September 19, 2017 03:46 PM (mf5HN)


And there went a mouthful of tasty Rooibos tea all over the keyboard.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 19, 2017 03:49 PM (PY9jH)

109 98
Why would anyone buy The Rolling Stone now with a lawsuit hanging over it's head?
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 19, 2017 03:47 PM (lKyWE)

You buy the assets, and leave the current and contingent liabilities with the existing company. Of course, there could be an issue with fraudulent transfer given the depth of shit they're in at the moment.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2017 03:49 PM (NWiLs)

110 And for some reason, Rolling Stone magazine has been showing up in our mail recently, yet none of us ordered it. I think my BIL did it with spare mileage points or something, probably for a joke. I keep forgetting to ask him. The magazine goes straight into the recycling bin.
Posted by: bluebell at September 19, 2017 03:32 PM (UoSKV)


That used to happen to me years ago with Men's Health magazine. Never ordered it, didn't pay for it, didn't want it but every month it came and went straight in the circular file.

And the editor of Men's Health was...Greg Gutfeld. For realz.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 19, 2017 03:49 PM (ul9CR)

111 >>Why isn't anyone suing 'Jackie?'


Would be nice, but I am all for punishing Erdley and RS for creating the illusion that there's a scary, widespread issue of campus gang-rapes, particularly at fraternities. Jackie may have harmed the frat's reputation on campus, but Erdley RS took it national, international.


Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2017 03:49 PM (W+vEI)

112 Wanna buy 5 copies for my mother...

Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2017 03:49 PM (/tuJf)

113 Rolling Stone should put some ice on that.

Posted by: BJ Clinton at September 19, 2017 03:50 PM (7kLRC)

114 I'd.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 19, 2017 03:50 PM (ycWCI)

115 Gutfeld could turn rolling stone into a right wing Maxim with slightly more music coverage. And lotsa trumpsa

Posted by: Bob Loblaw at September 19, 2017 03:50 PM (XhN8Z)

116 Wanna buy 5 copies for my mother...
Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2017 03:49 PM (/tuJf)
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I wanna see your smiling face.

Posted by: bluebell at September 19, 2017 03:50 PM (UoSKV)

117 Instead of the question on why they are broke?
Ask why haven't Leftists keeping it afloat?

Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2017 03:50 PM (ghofu)

118 IIRC, magazines will buy subscriber lists and then start sending out copies to those on that list so that they can say circulation of whatever.

Publisher's Clearing House did something similar-- some magazines would *lose money* on the PCH-offer subscriptions, but when they stopped partnering (to, you know, stop bleeding cash), their numbers went down but profitability went up.

This is all from memory from the mid or late 90's IIRC, so I don't know how accurate it is now, but at the time, I thought it was interesting.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at September 19, 2017 03:50 PM (u0s1P)

119 We'll steal it from jwest's petty cash drawer.

Are we sure we want to do that? I mean, it's small change, but it's in the drawer for him to be petty about.

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 19, 2017 03:50 PM (HtLSE)

120 We'll steal it from jwest's petty cash drawer.
Posted by: alexthechick - I got your gravitas right here at September 19, 2017 03:46 PM (mf5HN)

*snort*

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2017 03:50 PM (NWiLs)

121 It'd be good for the culture to have a successful right of center pop culture publication.

Posted by: Bob Loblaw at September 19, 2017 03:51 PM (XhN8Z)

122 Well...it is Tuesday.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 19, 2017 03:47 PM (p+Wdc)



So it must be Belgium

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 19, 2017 03:51 PM (493sH)

123 46 But was it rape rape?
Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2017 03:39 PM (/tuJf)

Yes, but without proof proof.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 19, 2017 03:51 PM (tbOMB)

124 68 Why isn't anyone suing 'Jackie?'
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 19, 2017 03:43 PM (oVJmc)
------------------------------
I assume it's because she herself didn't publish the silly story.
And it would be hard to prove what she did and didn't tell the writer.
And she doesn't have deep pockets.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 19, 2017 03:51 PM (0jtPF)

125 114 I'd.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 19, 2017 03:50 PM (ycWCI)

me too.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'don't judge me!' at September 19, 2017 03:51 PM (dCikz)

126 68 Why isn't anyone suing 'Jackie?'
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 19, 2017 03:43 PM (oVJmc)

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Didn't her latest adventures involve pretending to be some kind of campus "rape counselor"? Oof, the irony.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 19, 2017 03:51 PM (iFFfd)

127 So why does 'Men's Health' have lots of pictures of hot guys and 'Shape' magazine have lots of pictures of hot girls? Shouldn't those two be reversed?

I mean, not that I regret my Shape magazine subscription, but if we could switch the article content and keep the images, that would make more sense to me.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 19, 2017 03:51 PM (xJa6I)

128 Where do I go to get my good fictitious name back?

Posted by: Haven Monahan at September 19, 2017 03:51 PM (oVJmc)

129 BBC says receiving govt. funding doesn't distract from their editorial control. Oh BS. A person has to pretty naive to believe that. And, well, many are sadly.

Here's a good article about the monies & BBC/govt. plans & targets.

http://tinyurl.com/jb59l5v

BBC is very pro Islam. No, I don't see any govt. interference at all. smh



Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla goobly at September 19, 2017 03:51 PM (Ae45Z)

130 Wanna see my smilin' face....

Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2017 03:51 PM (/tuJf)

131 You don't sue people who are judgment proof. As I
tell people, we can get you a judgment but what I think you want is
money and that is not the same thing.



There is a growing trend by those falsely accused in the Title IX
kangaroo courts to name the accuser as well and I am all for that.

Posted by: alexthechick - I got your gravitas right here at September 19, 2017 03:44 PM


There's also the fact that judgments can last quite a long time. Plenty of time for a currently judgment-proof defendant to, say, win the lottery or inherit your judgment.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 19, 2017 03:51 PM (p+Wdc)

132 You guys we could of bought it already but you chased off what's his name

Fuck now he's gonna buy it.

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at September 19, 2017 03:52 PM (8C+9j)

133 Jackie just seems to be a more than slightly unstable woman who was taken for a ride by people who really should know better- but agenda.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 19, 2017 03:52 PM (ycWCI)

134 Here's a good article about the monies & BBC/govt. plans & targets.

http://tinyurl.com/jb59l5v

BBC is very pro Islam. No, I don't see any govt. interference at all. smh



Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla goobly at September 19, 2017 03:51 PM (Ae45Z)

Oh I just LOVE BBC!

Posted by: Kim Kardashian at September 19, 2017 03:52 PM (NWiLs)

135 123 46 But was it rape rape?
Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2017 03:39 PM (/tuJf)

Yes, but without proof proof.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 19, 2017 03:51 PM (tbOMB)


when did stuttering become contagious?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'don't judge me!' at September 19, 2017 03:52 PM (dCikz)

136 So it must be Belgium
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 19, 2017 03:51 PM (493sH)
---------

That might be

the dumbest

movie

ever.

Posted by: bluebell at September 19, 2017 03:52 PM (UoSKV)

137 Two questions if anyone can answer them for me:

1) How was "Jackie's" real identity--Jackie Coakley, discovered?

2) Why would Sabrina Erdely use Jackie's real first name in the article? Why not call her "Jane" or "Joan" or "Betsy" or anything really that would have helped shield her identity?

I'm just curious and I've had trouble finding straight answers to these questions. Thanks y'all!

Posted by: JJTownsend1977 at September 19, 2017 03:52 PM (PsdJu)

138 Jackie cost me the election!!!!!

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 19, 2017 03:52 PM (7kLRC)

139 Jackie just seems to be a more than slightly unstable woman who was taken for a ride by people who really should know better- but agenda.


She was gang raped by the editorial board at Rolling Stone?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 19, 2017 03:53 PM (oVJmc)

140 when did stuttering become contagious?

I don't think it's real stuttering stuttering.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2017 03:53 PM (EyPfd)

141 On the cover of the Rolling Stone!

Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2017 03:53 PM (/tuJf)

142 Cicero 126 68

Judgment proof.

Posted by: mnw at September 19, 2017 03:53 PM (uqdlV)

143
when did stuttering become contagious?


Monday Monday

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 19, 2017 03:53 PM (oVJmc)

144 Hey, Fox is showing my old office in PR. Man I miss that job.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2017 03:54 PM (/tuJf)

145 By the way: Jann Wenner just put his musty old hippie piece of shit magazine Rolling Stone up for sale.

Why? I'll tell you why. What's the point of owning a formerly cutting-edge magazine if the only people who read it are bad-smelling hippy grandmothers? It might matter if I'd been able to get an erection since 1997, but you get my point.

Posted by: Jann Wenner at September 19, 2017 03:54 PM (LAe3v)

146 WTH

Mr M something.

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at September 19, 2017 03:54 PM (8C+9j)

147 Monday Monday

LA LA

LA LA LA LA

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at September 19, 2017 03:55 PM (8C+9j)

148 2) Why would Sabrina Erdely use Jackie's real first name in the article? Why not call her "Jane" or "Joan" or "Betsy" or anything really that would have helped shield her identity?

--------

Countess Constance Haversham-Cranberry would have been appropriate.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 19, 2017 03:55 PM (iFFfd)

149
Oh I just LOVE BBC!
Posted by: Kim Kardashian


Kim has a big butt
Kim has a big butt

Posted by: BBC radio at September 19, 2017 03:55 PM (IqV8l)

150 1) How was "Jackie's" real identity--Jackie Coakley, discovered?
I suspect it was because they used her real first name and there are a very limited number of Jackies involved in "anti-rape" advocacy at UVA. One at most? Also, she'd told the story non-anonymously.

2) Why would Sabrina Erdely use Jackie's real first name in the article? Why not call her "Jane" or "Joan" or "Betsy" or anything really that would have helped shield her identity?

Erdely was not only a flaming lazy asshair, but a flaming lazy INCOMPETENT asshair.

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 19, 2017 03:55 PM (HtLSE)

151 140 when did stuttering become contagious?

I don't think it's real stuttering stuttering.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2017 03:53 PM (EyPfd)

Lol. I'm not sure why i laugh at this stuff. Whats wrong with me? Lol!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'don't judge me!' at September 19, 2017 03:55 PM (dCikz)

152 Ramussen: ovewhelming (73-6) support for @BetsyDeVosED speech framing--take issue seriously, don't presume guilt.

Time after time, the leftards find themselves overwhelmingly on the wrong side of issues that matter, and it doesn't slow them down a bit.

As to Rolling Stone, ever since they decided to glorify a terrorist on their front cover I've been wishing for them to financially die.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 19, 2017 03:55 PM (0ogQG)

153 @46
As to the "rape rape" issue there is an enormous, real issue.
It goes by many names, but the hard left is always engaged in a form of "concept creep" whereby terms such as "racist" (that originally, correctly referred to heinous acts of racial slavery, segregation, burning crosses on lawns, etc. to mean any slight, real or imagined, that might conceivably cause someone "offense" about issues of race. And so, they seek to apply the social oppobrium of the most extreme forms of "racism" to all kinds of innocent behavior, or behavior or thoughts that should rightfully fall in the zone of private thoughts, assumptions, etc that should not be matters of anyone else's "concern."

So with "campus rape." The game they play is to first be "scientific" and create a "neutral catagory" of acts that encompasses what everyone thinks of as rape, but is actually much larger and more amorphous, e.g. "sexual assault." Then they push "the definition" of "sexual assault" to include an unwanted compliment, or two kids having sex while one or both has been drinking. And so a huge swath of "gray" human behavior becomes "sexual assault" which is then over reported and conflated with "rape" so you get ridiculous statistics about 25% of college women having been "sexually assaulted" etc.

Then, when reported, it becomes "25% are raped" and anyone who dares to qualify becomes either "pro rape" or is ridiculed for talking about whether something is "rape rape."

Posted by: xnycpeasant at September 19, 2017 03:56 PM (QtQaN)

154 151 140 when did stuttering become contagious?

I don't think it's real stuttering stuttering.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2017 03:53 PM (EyPfd)

Lol. I'm not sure why i laugh at this stuff. Whats wrong with me? Lol!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'don't judge me!' at September 19, 2017 03:55 PM (dCikz)

That's n-n-n-n-n-not f-f-f-f-funny!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2017 03:56 PM (NWiLs)

155 They settled for 1.65m? That is like 30k each. That isnt even 1 year of tuition for crying out loud. Who the fuck was their lawyer?

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 19, 2017 03:56 PM (zw5zA)

156 Or to summarize previous points, the anonymity angle was a farce from the beginning, an embroidery to give the story credence which was, itself, badly executed.

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 19, 2017 03:57 PM (HtLSE)

157 I knew a guy named Dick Dickenson.

When he introduced himself he said. "yes, my parents stuttered, OK?"

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'don't judge me!' at September 19, 2017 03:57 PM (dCikz)

158 Lol. I'm not sure why i laugh at this stuff. Whats wrong with me? Lol!

+++

You're a cannibal. Probably prions eating your brain

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at September 19, 2017 03:57 PM (8C+9j)

159 7.1 earthquake in Mexico City. Some amazing and scary videos on ace's other woman's site.

Posted by: golfman at September 19, 2017 03:57 PM (48QDY)

160 >>Then, when reported, it becomes "25% are raped" and anyone who dares to qualify becomes either "pro rape" or is ridiculed for talking about whether something is "rape rape."

In fairness, I ridicule just about everything that comes out of Whoopi's pie hole.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2017 03:57 PM (/tuJf)

161 Bleed'em dry

Posted by: steevy at September 19, 2017 03:57 PM (rmVvL)

162 158 Lol. I'm not sure why i laugh at this stuff. Whats wrong with me? Lol!

+++

You're a cannibal. Probably prions eating your brain
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at September 19, 2017 03:57 PM (8C+9j)

Kuru. Gets 'em every time.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2017 03:58 PM (NWiLs)

163 The thing that really ticks me off is that Jackie Coakley was not thrown out of UVA the minute her lies were exposed.
They have a honor code that provides expulsion for serious cheating, LYING, and stealing.
I guess "honor" is an outdated concept.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 19, 2017 03:58 PM (0jtPF)

164 All MSM these days have libel insurance, even motheaten forgotten old rags like RS.

However, they took a $1.6 mill hit already, so one wonders about the liability limits here.

Posted by: mnw at September 19, 2017 03:58 PM (uqdlV)

165 Tried doing my favorite days-of-the-week songs. But nobody writes good 'uns about poor, neglected Wednesday.

"I Don't Like Mondays" - The Boomtown Rats

"Tuesday Afternoon" - Moody Blues

?

"Thursday's Child" - David Bowie

"Friday on my Mind" - The Easybeats

"Saturday Night Special" - Skynyrd

'Sunday Bloody Sunday" - U2

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 19, 2017 03:58 PM (ul9CR)

166 Stephen Glass dressing down Turdley for making shit up: never not funny.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 19, 2017 03:58 PM (8/+/o)

167 "That's n-n-n-n-n-not f-f-f-f-funny!"

The entire AoSHQ experience...distills down to this.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2017 03:59 PM (EyPfd)

168

You ain't seen nothin' yet
B-b-b-baby, you just ain't seen n-n-nothin' yet
Here's something that you never gonna forget
B-b-b-baby, you just ain't seen n-n-nothin' yet

Posted by: BTO at September 19, 2017 03:59 PM (IqV8l)

169 G-g-g-...G-ggg. G-gg-ood mo-rning, Wanda.

Posted by: Ken at September 19, 2017 03:59 PM (HtLSE)

170 163 The thing that really ticks me off is that Jackie Coakley was not thrown out of UVA the minute her lies were exposed.
They have a honor code that provides expulsion for serious cheating, LYING, and stealing.
I guess "honor" is an outdated concept.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 19, 2017 03:58 PM (0jtPF)

She wasn't lying. She was telling a Greater Truth.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2017 03:59 PM (NWiLs)

171 I guess suing is the proper and civilized way to do things. I never get my way .

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 19, 2017 03:59 PM (ODr92)

172 I'm gonna go get the papers, get the papers.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2017 03:59 PM (/tuJf)

173 If that UVA frat wins, they'll be walkin' in tall cotton.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at September 19, 2017 04:00 PM (2wRtc)

174 All MSM these days have libel insurance, even motheaten forgotten old rags like RS.

However, they took a $1.6 mill hit already, so one wonders about the liability limits here.
Posted by: mnw at September 19, 2017 03:58 PM (uqdlV)

Premiums going up?

Posted by: golfman at September 19, 2017 04:00 PM (48QDY)

175 >>> 7.1 earthquake in Mexico City. Some amazing and scary videos on ace's other woman's site.

Can ya give me a hint?

Posted by: Max Power at September 19, 2017 04:00 PM (q177U)

176 If ace buys Rolling Stone, I predict he will rickroll his subscribers in the first issue.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 19, 2017 04:00 PM (0ogQG)

177 Wait. A rolling stone does gather moss, and probably a permanent hacking cough from smoking too much weed?

Posted by: Marcus T at September 19, 2017 04:00 PM (6fmef)

178 More winning? Trump looking to pack the EPA's science commission with climate change deniers. Deniers!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 19, 2017 04:00 PM (tbOMB)

179
You're a cannibal. Probably prions eating your brain

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at September 19, 2017 03:57 PM (8C+9j)


Huh. Prions, i had to look it up. What I learn here. Now i have to try to use it in a sentence. Thanks a whole lot Bigby.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'don't judge me!' at September 19, 2017 04:00 PM (dCikz)

180 t-t-t-talkin' b-bout my g-generation

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 19, 2017 04:01 PM (ul9CR)

181 Hey, Fox is showing my old office in PR. Man I miss that job.
Posted by: JackStraw




Just got off the phone with my sister on Vieques. She is in a brick fortress. The neighbors have come to her house to ride this storm out.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 19, 2017 04:01 PM (JP4JT)

182 I'm gonna go get the papers, get the papers.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2017 03:59 PM (/tuJf)


Take willow with you. She probably rolls a mean joint by now.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 19, 2017 04:01 PM (EgwCt)

183 "The thing that really ticks me off is that Jackie Coakley was not thrown out of UVA the minute her lies were exposed."



The Gloria Allred press conference over that would have been a doozy.

Posted by: Benji Carver at September 19, 2017 04:01 PM (OD2ni)

184 More winning? Trump looking to pack the EPA's science commission with climate change deniers. Deniers!
==

A war of inches.

Not an easy task, clawing back national sanity.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at September 19, 2017 04:02 PM (2wRtc)

185 Huh. Prions, i had to look it up.
PRIONS ARE A MYTH

Posted by: Hillary, what's got the kuru at September 19, 2017 04:02 PM (HtLSE)

186 >>>29 Ace, if you're around, Terry Moran of ABC sez Trump's UN speech borders on a "war crime."

http://tinyurl.com/y8fvq3p3

...

They've gone insane.

Posted by: ace at September 19, 2017 04:02 PM (8rNrN)

187 Joe Bastardi is on with Cavuto. His prediction for Puerto Rico is pretty dire.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 19, 2017 04:02 PM (PY9jH)

188 Rolling Stone. All the news that's fit to roll your weed in.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 19, 2017 04:02 PM (6fmef)

189 159 7.1 earthquake in Mexico City. Some amazing and scary videos on ace's other woman's site.
Posted by: golfman at September 19, 2017 03:57 PM (48QDY)

...

Mexico city is a filled-in lake. It has the effect of sharply limiting which frequencies are transmitted in an earthquake, and amplifying the frequencies that it does transmit.

The 85 eq knocked down mostly 3 and 4 story buildings, because they are the ones that have natural frequencies that coincide with that of the soils in the area.

When I visited in 88 there were still piles of rubble that had not been cleared.

Mercy on those trapped or injured. It's a serious situation.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 19, 2017 04:02 PM (yL25O)

190
Huh. Prions, i had to look it up.

Shrimp things

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 19, 2017 04:02 PM (IqV8l)

191 >>Just got off the phone with my sister on Vieques. She is in a brick fortress. The neighbors have come to her house to ride this storm out.

I wish them luck, the caribbean needs a break.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2017 04:03 PM (/tuJf)

192 Ace, if you're around, Terry Moran of ABC sez Trump's UN speech borders on a "war crime."
===

Every progtard shrieks, the ratchet has clicked back in our favor.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at September 19, 2017 04:03 PM (2wRtc)

193 "Can ya give me a hint?"

Twitter.

That hussy whore strumpet that Ace spends all his time with.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2017 04:03 PM (EyPfd)

194 I think everyone who says that Survivors Must Be Believed!!!111!!! should be asked a very simple question. Does Haven Monahan exist? Yes or no. I don't mean as a symbol. I mean is there an actual person named Haven Monahan who existed and who attended UVA? Yes or no.

Posted by: alexthechick - I got your gravitas right here at September 19, 2017 03:38 PM (mf5HN)



I thought he lived in Canada.

Posted by: buzzion at September 19, 2017 04:03 PM (z/Ubi)

195
They've gone insane.



Posted by: ace at September 19, 2017 04:02 PM (8rNrN)


Jim Acosta is slapping his forehead wishing he'd thought of "war crime."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 19, 2017 04:03 PM (PY9jH)

196 Just got off the phone with my sister on Vieques. She is in a brick fortress. The neighbors have come to her house to ride this storm out.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 19, 2017 04:01 PM (JP4JT)
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Rick, I hope her house holds up well and that they all stay safe. It sounds like a scary storm coming.

Posted by: bluebell at September 19, 2017 04:03 PM (UoSKV)

197 Just watching a YT video of Brits reacting to American food for the first time.

They keep calling their Shrimp Po-boys "prawns."

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 19, 2017 04:04 PM (ul9CR)

198 *Every t-t-t-time.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at September 19, 2017 04:04 PM (2wRtc)

199 165 Tried doing my favorite days-of-the-week songs. But nobody writes good 'uns about poor, neglected Wednesday.

"I Don't Like Mondays" - The Boomtown Rats

"Tuesday Afternoon" - Moody Blues

?

"Thursday's Child" - David Bowie

"Friday on my Mind" - The Easybeats

"Saturday Night Special" - Skynyrd

'Sunday Bloody Sunday" - U2

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 19, 2017 03:58 PM (ul9CR)

I kinda like Lisa Loeb, 'Waiting for Wednesday'?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 19, 2017 04:04 PM (xJa6I)

200 I think someone could get a bargain by buying RS for a dollar and then first issue, make it the all apology issue, make a new case for First Amendment freedom and for truth in reporting.

RS's big problem now is standing behind the article.

Posted by: blaster at September 19, 2017 04:04 PM (I3yVB)

201 167 "That's n-n-n-n-n-not f-f-f-f-funny!"

The entire AoSHQ experience...distills down to this.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2017 03:59 PM (EyPfd)

Oh great. Now that I know that it is whats my reason to come here?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'don't judge me!' at September 19, 2017 04:04 PM (dCikz)

202 >>>35 >>When you buy a business you acquire both assets AND liabilities.


This.

...

well... not really. You can write a contract for purchase in which you specifically state that certain liabilities do not transfer with the property, but remain "owned" by the seller.

I mean yes, you're generally right, but the buyer can negotiate to not take these liabilities as part of the sale.

Posted by: ace at September 19, 2017 04:04 PM (8rNrN)

203 But was it rape rape?
=====

Obviously, if any of those frat members played lacrosse . . .

Posted by: mustbequantum at September 19, 2017 04:04 PM (MIKMs)

204 getting liens and garnishments is a great way to make their lives miserable.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2017 03:46 PM (NWiLs)

Can I sue someone for being an asshole? Because there is one person in particular whose life I would like to make miserable.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 19, 2017 04:04 PM (wYseH)

205 The thing that really ticks me off is that Jackie Coakley was not thrown out of UVA the minute her lies were exposed.

They have a honor code that provides expulsion for serious cheating, LYING, and stealing.


OTOH, my guess is that her dating life is not going well, which is nice.

Posted by: pep at September 19, 2017 04:05 PM (LAe3v)

206 They have a honor code that provides expulsion for serious cheating, LYING, and stealing.



Wait...what?! That's a dishonor code!

Man, the SJW/Left/Education brigade is changing word meanings. Suddenly fascism, communism, supremacy, et.al. mean different things. But changing "honor" is unconscionable.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla goobly at September 19, 2017 04:05 PM (Ae45Z)

207 They keep calling their Shrimp Po-boys "prawns."
Was you watching them eat enough to qualify it as prawnography?

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 19, 2017 04:05 PM (HtLSE)

208 Can I sue someone for being an asshole? Because there is one person in particular whose life I would like to make miserable.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 19, 2017 04:04 PM (wYseH)
-----------

All right, out with it. What did I do now?

Posted by: bluebell at September 19, 2017 04:05 PM (UoSKV)

209 Time after time, the leftards find themselves overwhelmingly on the wrong side of issues that matter, and it doesn't slow them down a bit.

Always remember, nothing the left says is sincere. Everything they say is intended to gather and keep power. The campus SJW-industrial complex is just part of the apparatus.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 19, 2017 04:05 PM (B+qrE)

210 162. Just wanna say how very proud I am to have been a part of promoting Kuru Awareness among the Horde.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 04:05 PM (fA1SL)

211 WE could buy Rolling Stone!
AoSHQ (formerly Rolling Stone)

Posted by: m at September 19, 2017 04:06 PM (9egmK)

212 185 Huh. Prions, i had to look it up.

PRIONS ARE A MYTH

Posted by: Hillary, what's got the kuru at September 19, 2017 04:02 PM (HtLSE)

...and a myth is an effeminate moth.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'don't judge me!' at September 19, 2017 04:06 PM (dCikz)

213 I reckon the appellate court didn't cotton to fake rape stories.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at September 19, 2017 04:06 PM (2wRtc)

214 >>OTOH, my guess is that her dating life is not going well, which is nice.


Thought I read that she's now married.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2017 04:06 PM (W+vEI)

215 The way to defang and disarm Liberal criticism of Trump's UN speech is to put it side by side with Kim Jung Un doing whatever blowhard crap with like duelling banjos playing

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at September 19, 2017 04:06 PM (8C+9j)

216 Elvis Costello-- Wednesday Week. Which just is an english way of saying "wednesday." Yeah I don't get it either.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VDnd2g1ZSw


Posted by: ace at September 19, 2017 04:06 PM (8rNrN)

217 Another excellent factoid: even though the Rolling Stone already paid out $1.65 million to settle with the Phi Psi national, they probably are paying that much again (or more) to Davis Wright Tremaine just on the motion to dismiss and appeal. And now... Discovery!!!
$$$$

Posted by: LASue at September 19, 2017 04:06 PM (Mjus2)

218 You know who got gang raped? NY Giants. Shoosh.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 19, 2017 04:06 PM (YV+SU)

219 133 Jackie just seems to be a more than slightly unstable woman who was taken for a ride by people who really should know better- but agenda.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 19, 2017 03:52 PM (ycWCI)
----------------------------
Or you could say that SHE took THEM for a ride.
Either way, same train to hell.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 19, 2017 04:06 PM (0jtPF)

220 Lizzy, I was just going to say the same thing. I think I read it here, come to think of it.

Posted by: bluebell at September 19, 2017 04:06 PM (UoSKV)

221 207 They keep calling their Shrimp Po-boys "prawns."
Was you watching them eat enough to qualify it as prawnography?



They didn't like them much. But they hated Sloppy Joes even more.

They all loved cheese steaks though.

One of the Britchicks said "Americans are all about the meat."

Indeed we are, sister.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 19, 2017 04:06 PM (ul9CR)

222 OTOH, my guess is that her dating life is not going well, which is nice.

Maybe we could hook her up with Carlos Danger.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 19, 2017 04:07 PM (B+qrE)

223 lol Trump is moving exports on small arms, AR's and ammunition from DoS to Commerce. This will remove a roadblock to selling those items overseas.

Gun stock are flying. Weeeeeewww!

Posted by: Marcus T at September 19, 2017 04:07 PM (6fmef)

224 "Thought I read that she's now married"

So she's not dating...
and gave up oral sex.


Damn..

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2017 04:07 PM (EyPfd)

225 My picture on the cover!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at September 19, 2017 04:07 PM (12AHt)

226 Shrimp things

+++

Favorite 70s era comic book

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at September 19, 2017 04:07 PM (8C+9j)

227 well... not really. You can write a contract for purchase in which you
specifically state that certain liabilities do not transfer with the
property, but remain "owned" by the seller.


But then what's the point of selling it at all instead of just liquidating? The value of the mag is nil, so you'd still be on the hook for the slander, without the means to pay it off. Or am I missing something?

Posted by: pep at September 19, 2017 04:07 PM (LAe3v)

228 I mean yes, you're generally right, but the buyer can negotiate to not take these liabilities as part of the sale.

Posted by: ace at September 19, 2017 04:04 PM (8rNrN)


The former owner stiffed the IRS for taxes withheld from employees. Many times. I purchased stock. I owned the obligation.

Perhaps I had ineffectual representation. But the lawyer had a friendly dog in his law office, so he couldn't have been that bad.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 19, 2017 04:08 PM (EgwCt)

229 Can ya give me a hint?
Posted by: Max Power at September 19, 2017 04:00 PM (q177U)

twitter, videos posted there

Posted by: TexasDan at September 19, 2017 04:08 PM (yL25O)

230 " lol Trump is moving exports on small arms, AR's and ammunition from DoS to Commerce. This will remove a roadblock to selling those items overseas. "

Link?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2017 04:08 PM (EyPfd)

231 wait -- I looked it up. Wednesday week means "wednesday next week," and they also say things like "thursday week" to mean "next thursday."

Posted by: ace at September 19, 2017 04:08 PM (8rNrN)

232 When I wuz a little bitty baby
My mamma would rock me in my cradle
In dem ol' cotton fields back home....

Your friendly afternoon ear worm. You're welcome.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 19, 2017 04:08 PM (PY9jH)

233
All right, out with it. What did I do now?

Posted by: bluebell at September 19, 2017 04:05 PM (UoSKV)


I thought he meant Cochran

Posted by: blaster at September 19, 2017 04:08 PM (I3yVB)

234 They've gone insane.

Posted by: ace at September 19, 2017 04:02 PM (8rNrN)

They have indeed. For so long their narrative was the only one available, but Trump has destroyed both their monopoly on the narrative and their self image as elites who tell us peons what to think.

The cognitive dissonance is driving them to greater and greater heights of rhetorical bullshit, and it is AWESOME!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 19, 2017 04:08 PM (wYseH)

235 Thought I read that she's now married.

Truly that would be an auto-cucking of the highest order. Almost impossible to conceive. A beta-ness to the power of beta... to the power of beta.

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 19, 2017 04:08 PM (HtLSE)

236 It'd be fun to turn RS into a Anal Pron Mag just for the Irony.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 19, 2017 04:08 PM (YV+SU)

237 Well that was different. My friends finally made it to their house in Marathon. Not good.

They got between 2 to 3 feet of water in the house. All the furniture was trashed, fixtures overturned and the disgusting black mold has already started growing.

He just sent me a video of his wife using a garden hose to wash the sand out of the house. Not something you see everyday.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2017 04:09 PM (/tuJf)

238 I kinda like Lisa Loeb, 'Waiting for Wednesday'?

Not familiar with it, I'll check it and see if it's worthy!

I always liked Loeb's theme song for Mad TV's "Pretty White Kids With Problems." She has to have a good sense of humor to have done that.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 19, 2017 04:09 PM (ul9CR)

239 The media may be ignoring this ruling as far as what they tell the public, but I have a hunch their legal departments are far from ignoring it.

Posted by: kbdabear at September 19, 2017 04:09 PM (eh0Va)

240 Let Rolling Stone die.

It hasn't been relevant since John Belushi died.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 19, 2017 04:09 PM (ATVNj)

241 231 Yeah,those motherfuckers should just speak plain English...

Posted by: steevy at September 19, 2017 04:09 PM (rmVvL)

242 wait -- I looked it up. Wednesday week means
"wednesday next week," and they also say things like "thursday week" to
mean "next thursday."





Posted by: ace at September 19, 2017 04:08 PM (8rNrN)


Erm....we say that down here...

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 19, 2017 04:09 PM (PY9jH)

243
Thought I read that she's now married.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2017 04:06 PM (W+vEI)



There are some pictures of her online that look like wedding pictures but who knows they could be fake too.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 19, 2017 04:10 PM (lKyWE)

244 Can I sue someone for being an asshole? Because there is one person in particular whose life I would like to make miserable.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDild



I believe this is more of a class action. I'd like to sue the entire class of a**holes, which is much of the human race.

Posted by: pep at September 19, 2017 04:10 PM (LAe3v)

245 >>>But then what's the point of selling it at all instead of just liquidating? The value of the mag is nil, so you'd still be on the hook for the slander, without the means to pay it off. Or am I missing something?

well if the value is nil, right, you have no reason to sell. I assume the value is not actually nil.

If you settled these suits for a couple of million total, you would probably still have money left from the purchase.

Zombie brands have value just because people know the names.

Posted by: ace at September 19, 2017 04:10 PM (8rNrN)

246 So did you like my UN speech?

Are you not entertained!

Posted by: Donaldus Maximus at September 19, 2017 04:10 PM (cAXIk)

247 233
All right, out with it. What did I do now?

Posted by: bluebell at September 19, 2017 04:05 PM (UoSKV)

I thought he meant Cochran
Posted by: blaster at September 19, 2017 04:08 PM (I3yVB)

CBD. Yoko in Art Thread. Brings a new definition to asshole.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'don't judge me!' at September 19, 2017 04:10 PM (dCikz)

248 >>>Erm....we say that down here...


in the south? I didn't know that.

Posted by: ace at September 19, 2017 04:10 PM (8rNrN)

249 99 gNewt

You certainly grabbed my attention!

You're showing your age, though.

Posted by: mnw at September 19, 2017 04:10 PM (uqdlV)

250 Fortnight.

Brits still use Fortnight.

I like using it, but no one knows what I mean when I say it. So basically, I don't use it. Except in my head. Where all thought crimes and wrong terminology reside.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla goobly at September 19, 2017 04:11 PM (Ae45Z)

251 ace, well yeah.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 19, 2017 04:11 PM (PY9jH)

252 "It hasn't been relevant since John Belushi died."

Which is exactly why we should buy it.

It could be reborn.

Just imagine what we do all day.

In hard copy.

It would be as thick as Computer Shopper used to be in the 90's.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2017 04:11 PM (EyPfd)

253 238 I kinda like Lisa Loeb, 'Waiting for Wednesday'?

Not familiar with it, I'll check it and see if it's worthy!

I always liked Loeb's theme song for Mad TV's "Pretty White Kids With Problems." She has to have a good sense of humor to have done that.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 19, 2017 04:09 PM (ul9CR)

I'm a fan of hers, 'Stay' is a good 90's song for me. She had a very small role the "House on Haunted Hill" remake too.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 19, 2017 04:11 PM (xJa6I)

254 Trump Eases Gun Export Rules

http://tinyurl.com/ycnxwrzv

Posted by: Marcus T at September 19, 2017 04:11 PM (6fmef)

255 The cognitive dissonance is driving them to greater and greater heights of rhetorical bullshit, and it is AWESOME!

They are sliding down the Matterhorn, their pitons having given way, and the only thing they can think to do is to reach farther and farther with each ice-axe stroke, flailing faster and faster.

The ice? Well... it doesn't give a *shit* they don't want to go that way.

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 19, 2017 04:11 PM (HtLSE)

256 "Isn't the next committee meeting this Thursday?"

"No, that would be Thursday week."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 19, 2017 04:12 PM (PY9jH)

257 Some characterize the New York Times as a newspaper, but that remains unproven.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 19, 2017 04:12 PM (SRKgf)

258 Rolling Stone is the Reader's Digest for stoners and wannabe musicians.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 19, 2017 04:12 PM (ATVNj)

259 Brits still use Fortnight.

That's because they're a lot of prats and wankers.

Posted by: pep at September 19, 2017 04:12 PM (LAe3v)

260
I personally know a freelance writer for Rolling Stone. Every conception you have of a left-wing individual - you're not off by more than six degrees of separation.

But... he considers himself 'middle of the road' and loves John McCain.

Judge away.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 19, 2017 04:12 PM (EgwCt)

261 Erm....we say that down here...




Posted by: Jane D'oh
==

Yes'm.

We do indeed.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at September 19, 2017 04:13 PM (2wRtc)

262 254 Trump Eases Gun Export Rules

http://tinyurl.com/ycnxwrzv

Posted by: Marcus T at September 19, 2017 04:11 PM (6fmef)

Good! Now do it for imports, please.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 19, 2017 04:13 PM (xJa6I)

263 240 Let Rolling Stone die.

It hasn't been relevant since John Belushi died.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 19, 2017 04:09 PM (ATVNj)

It would be perfect if the frat took it over, turned it into a national lampoonesque rag with boobs and dick jokes.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 19, 2017 04:13 PM (tbOMB)

264 Your friendly afternoon ear worm. You're welcome
++++
I have no idea what you're talking about

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at September 19, 2017 04:13 PM (8C+9j)

265 And what's with the way Euros write dates?

Posted by: steevy at September 19, 2017 04:13 PM (rmVvL)

266
It would be as thick as Computer Shopper used to be in the 90's.


I had one in fall '98. It would have been enough to kill a man with.

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 19, 2017 04:14 PM (HtLSE)

267 But... he considers himself 'middle of the road' and loves John McCain.

Judge away.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 19, 2017 04:12 PM (EgwCt)

McCain's a worthless asshole.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 19, 2017 04:14 PM (tbOMB)

268 We need to get to work on updating the National Firearms Act. I DEMAND mail-order ppsh41's become - as the kids say - 'a thing.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 04:14 PM (fA1SL)

269 257
Some characterize the New York Times as a newspaper, but that remains unproven.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


Some say Jann Wenner is a mincing little liar, but that remains...no wait. Never mind.

Posted by: pep at September 19, 2017 04:14 PM (LAe3v)

270 I have no idea what you're talking about

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at September 19, 2017 04:13 PM (8C+9j)


You've never heard that song??? Every single time we drive past a cotton field, I drive my husband crazy by singing it. Then he can't get it out of his head for the rest of the day.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 19, 2017 04:14 PM (PY9jH)

271 >>>That hussy whore strumpet that Ace spends all his time with.


nah, bruv. I usually do two or three runs on twitter a day, scanning for news I can post, and retweeting it. Then I go into my timeline and post about the stories I've rt'd.

If you follow me on twitter, you'll see me absent for hours, then in 45 minutes I'll RT 50 stories, then I go away again.

now that I don't use Hot Air as an aggregator, given that I'm not interested in further stories about AllahPundit and his NeverTrump Twitter Buddies being the only non-hypocritical principled TruCons in the world, I have to get this stuff from somewhere.

Posted by: ace at September 19, 2017 04:14 PM (8rNrN)

272 Does this mean I can call the DNC a group of notorious goat fuckers with impunity? So be it.

Posted by: regular joe at September 19, 2017 04:15 PM (SnflP)

273 It'd be fun to turn RS into a Anal Pron Mag just for the Irony

+++

Considering I only ever seen it in doctor waiting rooms and barber shops

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at September 19, 2017 04:15 PM (8C+9j)

274 262. Yes! We need this. We deserve this.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 04:15 PM (fA1SL)

275 "263 240 Let Rolling Stone die.

It hasn't been relevant since John Belushi died.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 19, 2017 04:09 PM (ATVNj)"


I was a teenager in the 80's and even then we thought RS was an old person's magazine. Their commercials had Paul Schaefer singing for God's sake. Lame.

Posted by: Benji Carver at September 19, 2017 04:16 PM (OD2ni)

276 "Trump Eases Gun Export Rules "

Damn, you have to run all that bullshit writing through the BS decoder to get to the main nuggets.

People were buying guns like crazy during the Obama years, clearly in fear of losing the right to own firearms.

Under Trump, not so much.

This is brought about by actions contemplated by the Obama administration.

But then he got high, and forgot what he was doing.

And on, and on.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2017 04:16 PM (EyPfd)

277
102 That would be a hoot, although I think it would take just a bit more scratch than the Horde could scrape together.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2017 03:44 PM (NWiLs)


We'll steal it from jwest's petty cash drawer.
Posted by: alexthechick - I got your gravitas right here at September 19, 2017 03:46 PM (mf5HN)
--------

Honestly, I think we could do it with the change we find in our sofa cushions.

Posted by: bluebell at September 19, 2017 03:47 PM (UoSKV)







If we hit Moo Moo's sofa, we can buy Google as well......

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 19, 2017 04:16 PM (veoSD)

278 265 And what's with the way Euros write dates?

Tell me about it. Like George Costanza, I'm in the import-export biz so I deal with their funny dates on paperwork all day.

And they expect you to fvcking just know the currrancy is in Euros if they put a fvcking comma before the cents instead of a good-old American period.

Just say the currency is in Euros, you Euroweenies.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 19, 2017 04:16 PM (ul9CR)

279 My ear worm today is Barry White.

If u r gonna have one, that's the one to have.

http://tinyurl.com/y6vj3bqf

I especially like the violin addition...who knew?

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla goobly at September 19, 2017 04:16 PM (Ae45Z)

280 162. Just wanna say how very proud I am to have been a part of promoting Kuru Awareness among the Horde.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 04:05 PM (fA1SL)
..............

Yes, and we thank you.

Posted by: pygmy cannibals at September 19, 2017 04:17 PM (HgMAr)

281 OT but I have a semi-lefty friend who thinks Miss Lindsey Graham will primary Trump, and that will knock Trump out because Dems would go for him

I reminded him Graham dropped out in 16 after failing to hit 1% in the polling. And actual 0.

He never got over 3% in SC - his home state.

Oh, and whatever else, Graham is pro-life. No Dem would support him.

Posted by: blaster at September 19, 2017 04:17 PM (I3yVB)

282 >>I personally know a freelance writer for Rolling Stone. Every conception you have of a left-wing individual - you're not off by more than six degrees of separation.

One of the more underrated movies, Almost Famous, does a great job of showing what joke Rolling Stone was even when they actually covered music.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2017 04:17 PM (/tuJf)

283 Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 19, 2017 04:04 PM

"Afternoon Delight" for Wednesday. Fill the hole in your list.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at September 19, 2017 04:17 PM (m9X4Y)

284 in 45 minutes I'll RT 50 stories
Your concern for my skanking schedule is appreciated. Just leave the money on the nightstand. Sweetie.

Posted by: That Twitter Hussy at September 19, 2017 04:17 PM (HtLSE)

285 Rolling Stone was what you read in the high school library in 1975.

Before you graduated to NME and Trouser Press .

Posted by: JEM at September 19, 2017 04:17 PM (TppKb)

286 Yikes. "Currency". Not whatever the f I typed.

My fingers went out of control there.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 19, 2017 04:17 PM (ul9CR)

287 I've said this before, but there should be laws in all 50 states that a person convicted of making a false criminal accusation can be sentenced to the maximum time for the crime falsely accused. Because that after all really gauges the seriousness of the offense. Falsely accuse someone of rape that could have put them behind bars for 20 years, do 20 years.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at September 19, 2017 04:17 PM (QtQaN)

288 There probably is a reservation of rights letter from the insurance company. There also will probably be litigation over whether the magazine's libel is covered under the policy. If it was made knowingly or with reckless disregard, it probably won't be.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by: LASue at September 19, 2017 04:18 PM (Mjus2)

289 No Jane not a clue

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at September 19, 2017 04:18 PM (8C+9j)

290 that whole honor code thing was pre-diversity and pre-lying-ass-bitches.

srs ... there were article back in early 90's about the honor code was discriminatory.

Posted by: Bob Loblaw at September 19, 2017 04:18 PM (XhN8Z)

291 Instapundit has been my aggregator for a while now.

Posted by: steevy at September 19, 2017 04:18 PM (rmVvL)

292 "IIRC, magazines will buy subscriber lists and then start sending out copies to those on that list so that they can say circulation of whatever.
Posted by: alexthechick - I got your gravitas right here at September 19, 2017"






Or someone "evil" can go to the public library and pull all the Bill-me-later postage paid cards and send some asshole a shit-ton of magazine subscriptions.



* Looks innocently at the monitor*

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at September 19, 2017 04:18 PM (bML9A)

293 They are sliding down the Matterhorn, their pitons having given way, and
the only thing they can think to do is to reach farther and farther
with each ice-axe stroke, flailing faster and faster.
===

Tucker Carlson's guest are of two types of proggie:

1)The seething, barely controlled, nearly homicidal activist.

b) The seething, barely controlled, nearly homicidal activist with a fake, barely maintained plastic smile cracking their face.

He let's them go a little bit before he fires off " That's not true, your are not being honest, what you're saying is a lie, and you still haven't answered my question".

At that point, your popcorn should be ready.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at September 19, 2017 04:18 PM (2wRtc)

294 217 Another excellent factoid: even though the Rolling Stone already paid out $1.65 million to settle with the Phi Psi national, they probably are paying that much again (or more) to Davis Wright Tremaine just on the motion to dismiss and appeal. And now... Discovery!!!
$$$$
____________________

In addition to the $1.65 million settlement to the frat, the UVA dean who was slandered in the phony gang-rape article (Eramo, or Erasmo or something) won a $3 million jury verdict in her case.

This is turning out to be a very expensive little fantasy for Rolling Stone.

It's just too bad Jackie Coakley doesn't have to pay part of the bill for all the misery she caused with her imaginary gang rape.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 19, 2017 04:18 PM (BXf9o)

295 http://tinyurl.com/y6vj3bqf

I especially like the violin addition...who knew?
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla goobly at September 19, 2017 04:16 PM (Ae45Z)
-----------

Love that song! And it's always had violins.

Have you seen the video where he sings it with Pavarotti?

Posted by: bluebell at September 19, 2017 04:18 PM (UoSKV)

296 question:

If it's sunday, and I'm asking if you can do a meeting on the upcoming Wednesday...

...if I ask "How about NEXT wednesday?," does that imply to you the coming wednesday, or the wednesday following?

So on to Wednesday Week: Does wednesday week mean the very next upcoming wednesday or does it imply the next wednesday after at least a full week?

so anyway: how do people interpret next wednesday -- it means the 2nd wednesday upcoming, right, or else you'd just say "wednesday"?

And is wednesday week different from that?

Posted by: ace at September 19, 2017 04:19 PM (8rNrN)

297
now that I don't use Hot Air as an aggregator, given that I'm not interested in further stories about AllahPundit and his NeverTrump Twitter Buddies being the only non-hypocritical principled TruCons in the world, I have to get this stuff from somewhere.

Posted by: ace at September 19, 2017 04:14 PM (8rNrN)







*snort*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 19, 2017 04:19 PM (veoSD)

298 259 Brits still use Fortnight.

That's because they're a lot of prats and wankers.
Posted by: pep at September 19, 2017 04:12 PM (LAe3v)



And you are a Tosser.

Posted by: Prats & Wankers at September 19, 2017 04:19 PM (Ae45Z)

299 Rand Paul on hannity radio now, talking healthcare.

Posted by: shibumi at September 19, 2017 04:19 PM (aT+Bx)

300 Huh, and here I thought a Prion was one of those little shoebox cars ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7 at September 19, 2017 04:19 PM (Umfx1)

301 Hey Ace.

Wanna know the difference between the truth and a meme?



"That hussy whore strumpet that Ace spends all his time with. "

This is a meme.

This is the 'Ace" that we have created for you.

It's what we do.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2017 04:19 PM (EyPfd)

302 "One of the more underrated movies, Almost Famous, does a great job of showing what joke Rolling Stone was even when they actually covered music.

Posted by: JackStraw"


Very good movie. Frances McDormand gets justified praise for Fargo, but she was great in AF as well.

Posted by: Benji Carver at September 19, 2017 04:20 PM (OD2ni)

303 Phi Kappa Psi had a long tradition of requiring pledges to participate in gang rapes
..........

So did Tappa Kegga Bru.

Posted by: wth at September 19, 2017 04:21 PM (HgMAr)

304 Creedence Clearwater Revival sings "Cotton Fields Back Home"

http://tinyurl.com/m9qlfk5

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 19, 2017 04:21 PM (PY9jH)

305 The New Rolling Stone will feature the Holy Trinity on its cover: Mel Gibson, Ted Nugent, and John Lydon.

Posted by: kallisto at September 19, 2017 04:21 PM (qV5PD)

306 Can I sue someone for being an asshole? Because there is one person in particular whose life I would like to make miserable.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 19, 2017 04:04 PM (wYseH)

Um...

*starts sweating profusely*

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2017 04:21 PM (NWiLs)

307 This Wednesday is the upcoming Wednesday
Next Wednesday means the Wednesday next week
Pretty sure there was a Seinfeld bit about this..

Posted by: steevy at September 19, 2017 04:21 PM (rmVvL)

308
Qatar keeps running ads on FoxBusinessNews saying how good Qatar is.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 19, 2017 04:21 PM (IqV8l)

309 "That hussy whore strumpet that Ace spends all his time with. "

This is a meme.


You mean the one with the Hello Kitty tat on the inside of her left thigh?

The one that I was rubbing massage oil on last night?

Yeah, that's a meme.

Sorry ace. Guess I'm banned now.

Posted by: JEM at September 19, 2017 04:21 PM (TppKb)

310 And you are a Tosser.



Posted by: Prats Wankers



Well, technically, we're the tossees.

Posted by: Dwarves at September 19, 2017 04:21 PM (LAe3v)

311 Yeah not following this Wednesday week stuff if I ever hear it I'll just go for a number, like you mean the 26th right?

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at September 19, 2017 04:22 PM (8C+9j)

312 Credence, dammit. *sigh*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 19, 2017 04:22 PM (PY9jH)

313 Posted by: bluebell at September 19, 2017 04:18 PM (UoSKV)

Yes about Pavie baby. I almost linked it...it is on Youtube.

As for the violins...erm, yes, that's me. lol Didn't realize it until I actually SAW the violins.

Posted by: Gumdrop gorilla at September 19, 2017 04:23 PM (Ae45Z)

314
Posted by: Prats & Wankers at September 19, 2017 04:19 PM

They make jet engines, don't they?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 19, 2017 04:23 PM (IqV8l)

315 so anyway: how do people interpret next wednesday -- it means the 2nd wednesday upcoming, right, or else you'd just say "wednesday"?

And is wednesday week different from that?

Posted by: ace at September 19, 2017 04:19 PM (8rNrN)
---------

I would say "Wednesday" or "this Wednesday" if I meant this week. I would say "next Wednesday" if I meant the Wednesday 10 days away, but I would probably say "Wednesday of next week" just to be clear.

But I know people who would say "next Wednesday" and mean the next Wednesday that comes up, like in 3 days. That's why I always clarify.

Too many Wednesdays, say I

Posted by: bluebell at September 19, 2017 04:23 PM (UoSKV)

316 >>Very good movie. Frances McDormand gets justified praise for Fargo, but she was great in AF as well.

Yea, she was great. Pretty much everyone was great in their roles. Just a really good little movie.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2017 04:23 PM (/tuJf)

317 How about Wednesday Morning, 3AM - Simon and Garfunkel?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 19, 2017 04:23 PM (36cFs)

318 "Wednesday week" sounds like the nonsensical ravings of a lunatic mind.

Posted by: irright at September 19, 2017 04:23 PM (pMGkg)

319 All right - I've got a question for the folks what owns honest-to-Stalin Tokarev pistols. (I've got two CZ52's, m'self, but wouldn't mind making an addition, depending on the answer.)

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 04:23 PM (fA1SL)

320 They do have some charming names for food:

Bubble-n-squeak

Bangers and mash

Chip Buttys

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 19, 2017 04:24 PM (ul9CR)

321 "Mel Gibson, Ted Nugent, and John Lydon."

All three have Irish heritage. Mel lived in Poughkeepsie till he was ten.

Posted by: Donaldus Maximus at September 19, 2017 04:24 PM (cAXIk)

322 Posted by: ace at September 19, 2017 04:19 PM (8rNrN)

I would interpret it as next Wednesday (not this upcoming Wednesday) I would interpret "Wednesday week" to mean a week from this Wednesday, but I have never heard anybody but British people use the second term..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2017 04:24 PM (iVOAv)

323 The frat needs to take ownership of the RS, remake and rename it, "The Phi Kappa Psi Newsletter, formerly known as 'The Dishonest Rolling Stone Magazine'."

Posted by: davidt at September 19, 2017 04:25 PM (12AHt)

324
Why, I'd pay good cash money for AoSHQ's Rolling Stone just for the GorillaPundit columns alone!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 19, 2017 04:25 PM (pNxlR)

325
This Wednesday is the upcoming Wednesday Next Wednesday means the Wednesday next week Pretty sure there was a Seinfeld bit about this..
Posted by: steevy at September 19, 2017 04:21 PM (rmVvL)



But this Wednesday would also be the next Wednseday

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 19, 2017 04:25 PM (lKyWE)

326 Talking about Rolling Stone reminds me.Eddie Trunk was talking about Gene Simmons being in the building and doing two other shows but not coming on his show to plug his new release.Apparently because Paul Stanley is angry about things he has said.Simmons was going on a Rolling Stones show and that magazine has always shit all over KISS.

Posted by: steevy at September 19, 2017 04:25 PM (rmVvL)

327 296: all I know is "Wednesday's child is full of woe.". Ask me how I know that.

Posted by: kallisto at September 19, 2017 04:25 PM (qV5PD)

328 This Wednesday is the upcoming Wednesday.

Next Wednesday means the Wednesday next week.


Unless tomorrow is Wednesday, then this = next.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 19, 2017 04:25 PM (tbOMB)

329 @320
and the ever-popular Spotted Dick.

Posted by: pep at September 19, 2017 04:25 PM (LAe3v)

330 325 Right

Posted by: steevy at September 19, 2017 04:25 PM (rmVvL)

331 the nonsensical ravings of a lunatic mind.
So, any given Englishman, then.

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 19, 2017 04:26 PM (HtLSE)

332 I call dibs on writing record reviews for AoSHQ's Rolling Stone.

Not all of 'em. I'll share.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 19, 2017 04:26 PM (ul9CR)

333 >>He let's them go a little bit before he fires off " That's not true,
your are not being honest, what you're saying is a lie, and you still
haven't answered my question".


I like it when he reacts like a normal person would react, as in, "Wait - are you threatening me?" which he said to the strident, entitled Dreamer last night. The guy seemed so used to delivering demands as if they were discussion he was surprised that someone would call him out on it.


Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2017 04:26 PM (W+vEI)

334 29 Ace, if you're around, Terry Moran of ABC sez Trump's UN speech borders on a "war crime."

http://tinyurl.com/y8fvq3p3

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 19, 2017 03:36 PM (PY9jH)

---

fapfapfapfapfap

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football - Forever at September 19, 2017 04:26 PM (UUvSq)

335 Can I sue someone for being an asshole?
===

Being? or acting like?

The Born This Way defense is a tough nut to crack.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at September 19, 2017 04:26 PM (2wRtc)

336 >>> This Wednesday is the upcoming Wednesday.
Next Wednesday means the Wednesday next week.
Unless tomorrow is Wednesday, then this = next.

Let me measure your ears, Bub.

Posted by: Daffy Duck at September 19, 2017 04:27 PM (U0v/A)

337 329 @320
and the ever-popular Spotted Dick.


And to make it worse, Spotted Dick is tasty as hell.

Yeah, I said it. But it's true.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 19, 2017 04:27 PM (ul9CR)

338 all I know is "Wednesday's child is full of woe.". Ask me how I know that.

Posted by: kallisto at September 19, 2017 04:25 PM (qV5PD)


Was it good for you, too?

Posted by: Woe, smoking post-coital cigarette at September 19, 2017 04:27 PM (EgwCt)

339 now that I don't use Hot Air as an aggregator, given that I'm not interested in further stories about AllahPundit and his NeverTrump Twitter Buddies being the only non-hypocritical principled TruCons in the world, I have to get this stuff from somewhere.

Posted by: ace at September 19, 2017 04:14 PM (8rNrN)



I take it you avoid the Tracinski articles over at the Federalist too then.

Posted by: buzzion at September 19, 2017 04:27 PM (z/Ubi)

340 "All right - I've got a question for the folks what owns honest-to-Stalin Tokarev pistols."

Go ahead

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2017 04:27 PM (EyPfd)

341 290 that whole honor code thing was pre-diversity and pre-lying-ass-bitches.

srs ... there were article back in early 90's about the honor code was discriminatory.
Posted by: Bob Loblaw at September 19, 2017 04:18 PM (XhN8Z)
-----------------------------
Yeah, I figured it had turned into a 'living' document, so to speak, by the ongoing Cultural Revolution --- or just plain obliterated.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 19, 2017 04:27 PM (0jtPF)

342
and the ever-popular Spotted Dick.

On Molokai

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 19, 2017 04:27 PM (IqV8l)

343 321 . Can we fit Vince Vaughn in there as an honorary?

Posted by: kallisto at September 19, 2017 04:28 PM (qV5PD)

344 "Terry Moran of ABC sez Trump's UN speech borders on a "war crime." "

Which is impeachable, no?

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 19, 2017 04:28 PM (cAXIk)

345 310 And you are a Tosser.

Posted by: Prats Wankers


Well, technically, we're the tossees.
Posted by: Dwarves at September 19, 2017 04:21 PM (LAe3v)


You have only been tossing the prats. Then you tossers & wankers sit around and smoke fags afterwards. We have seen you with our nightgoggles.

Posted by: The Troll Tribe at September 19, 2017 04:28 PM (Ae45Z)

346 Um...

*starts sweating profusely*
Posted by: Insomniac


You could always go to Argentina.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at September 19, 2017 04:28 PM (vcOmj)

347
All right - I've got a question for the folks what owns honest-to-Stalin Tokarev pistols. (I've got two CZ52's, m'self, but wouldn't mind making an addition, depending on the answer.)

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 04:23 PM (fA1SL)







The one where Fedor Tokarev practically photocopied the 1911 design and oopsie, forgot to pay licensing fees to the Browning estate?

Nah. Don't own one. But one day I will.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 19, 2017 04:28 PM (veoSD)

348 340 "All right - I've got a question for the folks what owns honest-to-Stalin Tokarev pistols."

Go ahead
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2017 04:27 PM (EyPfd)

Mine's Bulgarian but ok

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 19, 2017 04:28 PM (xJa6I)

349 284
in 45 minutes I'll RT 50 stories

Your concern for my skanking schedule is appreciated. Just leave the money on the nightstand. Sweetie.

Posted by: That Twitter Hussy at September 19, 2017 04:17 PM (HtLSE)

And you may want to go to the doctor. I think this sore is contagious.

Posted by: That Twitter Hussy yelling out the door at Ace at September 19, 2017 04:28 PM (jxbfJ)

350 "320 They do have some charming names for food:

Bubble-n-squeak

Bangers and mash

Chip Buttys"


I was once in Ireland and asked our B&B owner what time Mass was (Sunday) and he responded "it's at half nine." We could not figure out if that meant a half hour before or after nine. We guessed 9:30 and were right.

Posted by: Benji Carver at September 19, 2017 04:29 PM (OD2ni)

351 296 so anyway: how do people interpret next wednesday -- it means the 2nd wednesday upcoming, right, or else you'd just say "wednesday"?

And is wednesday week different from that?

Posted by: ace


Wednesday, or next Wednesday refer to the same day. Wednesday week refers to the 2nd Wednesday from now.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 19, 2017 04:29 PM (0ogQG)

352 "All right - I've got a question for the folks what owns honest-to-Stalin Tokarev pistols."

----

Ask away.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 19, 2017 04:29 PM (8XRCm)

353 By the way, how many wife beaters, rapists and pedophiles did Rolling Stone feature and promote over the decades, which contributed to the culture of rape in the music industry?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 19, 2017 04:29 PM (ATVNj)

354 It's just too bad Jackie Coakley doesn't have to pay part of the bill for all the misery she caused with her imaginary gang rape.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer


Yes, but I think her career is dead. I mean, who would hire her??

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at September 19, 2017 04:29 PM (vcOmj)

355 344
"Terry Moran of ABC sez Trump's UN speech borders on a "war crime." "



Which is impeachable, no?

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 19, 2017 04:28 PM (cAXIk)

Oh, Terry, please run with that thought. I double dog dare you.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 19, 2017 04:29 PM (jxbfJ)

356 The Born This Way defense is a tough nut to crack.

The confusion of innate/original traits with immutable ones is one of my favorite things about modern leftism. Wait, no, not favorite - the other thing.

"Okay smart guy, you were *born with* two working kneecaps. Let's find out if that's impossible for you to get away from."

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 19, 2017 04:29 PM (HtLSE)

357
now that I don't use Hot Air as an aggregator, given that I'm not interested in further stories about AllahPundit and his NeverTrump Twitter Buddies being the only non-hypocritical principled TruCons in the world, I have to get this stuff from somewhere.

Posted by: ace at September 19, 2017 04:14 PM (8rNrN)

---

I left when I learned they were trolling their own commenters.

Say one thing on a "conservative" website, and then go to twitter, post a link, and say something making fun of their comment section to try to get other TruCons to come over just to laugh at their users.

*spit*

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football - Forever at September 19, 2017 04:30 PM (UUvSq)

358 338 . Suck my dick, Lena breath. You know what you did.

Posted by: kallisto at September 19, 2017 04:30 PM (qV5PD)

359 324
Why, I'd pay good cash money for AoSHQ's Rolling Stone just for the GorillaPundit columns alone!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 19, 2017 04:25 PM (pNxlR)

+1

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 19, 2017 04:30 PM (xJa6I)

360 Terry Moran is a crime against human sanity.

Posted by: irright at September 19, 2017 04:31 PM (pMGkg)

361
Tucker Carlson's guest are of two types of proggie:

1)The seething, barely controlled, nearly homicidal activist.

b) The seething, barely controlled, nearly homicidal activist with a fake, barely maintained plastic smile cracking their face.

He
let's them go a little bit before he fires off " That's not true, your
are not being honest, what you're saying is a lie, and you still haven't
answered my question".

At that point, your popcorn should be ready.
---

The best part for me?

Tucker always has this frat boy clueless look on his face. Like he has no real idea what is being discussed.

Then he eviscerates them like a very skilled surgeon.

Posted by: shibumi at September 19, 2017 04:31 PM (aT+Bx)

362 Uncle Palp @ 268 - Partial to the PPS-43 myself. Would prefer it chambered in 9mm rather than .32 though.

Posted by: Butch at September 19, 2017 04:31 PM (hXu8T)

363 353
By the way, how many wife beaters, rapists and pedophiles did Rolling
Stone feature and promote over the decades, which contributed to the
culture of rape in the music industry?



Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 19, 2017 04:29 PM (ATVNj)

Michael Jackson alone as 15+ covers on RS.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 19, 2017 04:31 PM (jxbfJ)

364
But this Wednesday would also be the next Wednseday

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 19, 2017 04:25 PM (lKyWE)

---

I think it's fairly regional, but we say "Wednesday week" for the Wednesday one week from the upcoming one.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football - Forever at September 19, 2017 04:32 PM (UUvSq)

365 "It's just too bad Jackie Coakley doesn't have to pay part of the bill for all the misery she caused with her imaginary gang rape.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer"



Jackie is full of body thetans. I could clear her up with about ten million dollars worth of auditing.

Posted by: Zombie L. Ron Hubbard at September 19, 2017 04:33 PM (OD2ni)

366 231 wait -- I looked it up. Wednesday week means "wednesday next week," and they also say things like "thursday week" to mean "next thursday."

Posted by: ace at September 19, 2017 04:08 PM (8rNrN)

---

HA!

(I should probably do more than page down and scan the comments, though. But I'm a Moron, so I have an excuse.)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football - Forever at September 19, 2017 04:34 PM (UUvSq)

367 Ace:

"musty old hippie piece of shit magazine Rolling Stone"

I watch, daily, and the gray-haired ex-hippies now in their 70s age gracelessly in front of my eyes, dragging themselves with ever-creakier bones to Whole Foods and farmers' markets in their worn-out Birkenstocks. There are so many of them around the Bay Area, and so similar in their appearance and personality, that I refer to them collectively as "Central Casting."

Seeing them slide into decrepitude and die off of old age one by one brings joy to my heart, I am not ashamed to say. You fuckers ruined this country, and yet you STILL have smug smiles on your faces about your treachery. Spit.

Anyway, this is the demographic that used to buy the "musty old hippie piece of shit magazine Rolling Stone." No wonder it's going bankrupt.

Posted by: zombie at September 19, 2017 04:34 PM (DQ4Fv)

368 Are there any 7.62 tokarevs better than the zastava ones?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 04:34 PM (fA1SL)

369 324
Why, I'd pay good cash money for AoSHQ's Rolling Stone just for the GorillaPundit columns alone!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 19, 2017 04:25 PM (pNxlR)

...and the ads...oh God, the ads.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'don't judge me!' at September 19, 2017 04:34 PM (dCikz)

370 OT: Bloomberg says Trump stopped a Saudi/ Qatar war.

At ZeroHedge and Bloomberg.

Posted by: shibumi at September 19, 2017 04:35 PM (aT+Bx)

371 I watch, daily, and the = I watch, daily, AS the

Posted by: zombie at September 19, 2017 04:35 PM (DQ4Fv)

372 63 353
By the way, how many wife beaters, rapists and pedophiles did Rolling
Stone feature and promote over the decades, which contributed to the
culture of rape in the music industry?



Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 19, 2017 04:29 PM (ATVNj)

Michael Jackson alone as 15+ covers on RS.

***

no, you see...this is before when Rolling Stone and ... uh...National Review switched places in politics. Just like how the DNC's bad stuff from a few years ago just switched too and that's like really the GOP's bad stuff too.

Posted by: Bob Loblaw at September 19, 2017 04:35 PM (XhN8Z)

373 362. 7.62 Tokarev is .32 in much the same way .30 carbine is.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 04:35 PM (fA1SL)

374
I guess you could give the day and date to avoid confusion as in Wednseday the 27th

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 19, 2017 04:36 PM (lKyWE)

375 Jackie is full of body thetans.

Actually, this raises an interesting point. What if, she really was raped in an alternate timeline or a previous reincarnation? Maybe "Monahan" is actually "Minoan". Maybe "Haven" is really "Heron", some rapey ancient Greek.

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 19, 2017 04:36 PM (HtLSE)

376 I don't like lawsuits as a rule. I don't like lawfare, where you use lawsuits to attack enemies politically or for some cause. I don't like suing people for ridiculous sums of money just because your feewings was huwt. But Rolling Stone is caustic, pernicious, and vile. They ran an article they had no logical basis for believing just because they wanted to run that kind of article and in the process destroyed a young man's life.

So yeah. Salt the earth. END ROLLING STONE.

I mean you can't ruin Jacki Coakley, she has a career as a touring leftwing feminist speaker and performance artist. But she'll never have enough money to make a lawsuit even worth considering.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2017 04:36 PM (39g3+)

377 365 "It's just too bad Jackie Coakley doesn't have to pay part of the bill for all the misery she caused with her imaginary gang rape.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer"

***

jackie made some cray shit up but Eredely made it emblematic and much more dramatic.

Posted by: Bob Loblaw at September 19, 2017 04:36 PM (XhN8Z)

378 Zombie @ 367 - Thanks so much for sharing. It puts a spring in my step and warms the cockles of my obsidian heart-shaped hole.

Posted by: Butch at September 19, 2017 04:37 PM (hXu8T)

379 Someone should buy Rolling Stone once its destroyed and put out actual content about the music industry, with musicians on the cover.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2017 04:38 PM (39g3+)

380 370 OT: Bloomberg says Trump stopped a Saudi/ Qatar war.

At ZeroHedge and Bloomberg.

Posted by: shibumi at September 19, 2017 04:35 PM (aT+Bx)

---

No, no. That was Obama. Remember, Bush's fault rules for credit for everything good, and to shirk responsibility for everything bad.

So, technically, Obama stopped that war.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football - Forever at September 19, 2017 04:38 PM (UUvSq)

381 and remember, Chuck Ross or whoever that ginger reporter for daily caller pointed out that the Obama regime is the real hitler here, they had some bish work with UVA to make sure this shit was emblematic and such.

Posted by: Bob Loblaw at September 19, 2017 04:38 PM (XhN8Z)

382 368 Are there any 7.62 tokarevs better than the zastava ones?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 04:34 PM (fA1SL)

I'm pretty happy with my Romanian* TT-C. Very, very accurate. Sort of a poor man's Browning.


*I said 'Bulgarian' above, but looking at the slide it's clearly Romanian.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 19, 2017 04:38 PM (xJa6I)

383 re there any 7.62 tokarevs better than the zastava ones?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 04:34 PM (fA1SL)

-----

If by that you mean the Yugo ones.??? M57s??

IMHO.....No.

Their tolerances are better, they have 9 round capacity, the fit and finish are better.

Plus.... I was able to locate 9mm barrels for mine and I honed out a replacement 7.62 barrel bushing to work with the nine so I can shoot 9mm out of mine.


Try that with a 33.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 19, 2017 04:38 PM (8XRCm)

384 >>By the way, how many wife beaters, rapists and pedophiles did Rolling

Stone feature and promote over the decades, which contributed to the

culture of rape in the music industry?





...and 1 terrorist! But he was dreamy, right Jan?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2017 04:39 PM (W+vEI)

385 BTW, the Empress mentions applying Bactine to hard-to-reach locations and, at post #378, nobody has volunteered to apply said Bactine. It's like I don't know you people.

Posted by: Butch at September 19, 2017 04:40 PM (hXu8T)

386 I wouldn't buy a Bulgarian... anything.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2017 04:40 PM (39g3+)

387 Why, I'd pay good cash money for AoSHQ's Rolling Stone just for the GorillaPundit columns alone!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 19, 2017 04:25 PM (pNxlR)

...and the ads...oh God, the ads.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'don't judge me!'



The Sybian ads. Manual, electric, hydraulic....

Posted by: rickb223 at September 19, 2017 04:41 PM (JP4JT)

388 Bulgaria is run by gypsies and the mob. I think that's most of its population as well.

Sad, some really beautiful country and extremely ancient cities. Some of the oldest continually-inhabited places on earth.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2017 04:41 PM (39g3+)

389 383. Good to hear. I've been spoiled by those CZ's - and the few tokarev pistols I've seen around have been romanian & Bulgarian

Jugo it is, then.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 04:41 PM (fA1SL)

390 I kept reading that KC Johnson as KFC Johnson.

My brain is hijacking me.

Posted by: The Troll Tribe at September 19, 2017 04:41 PM (Ae45Z)

391 265 And what's with the way Euros write dates?
Posted by: steevy at September 19, 2017 04:13 PM (rmVvL)



More to the point, what's with the way WE write dates? It's totally illogical. The Euros for once have the advantage of us: DD MM YYYY.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 19, 2017 04:42 PM (SRKgf)

392 Oopsies

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla at September 19, 2017 04:42 PM (Ae45Z)

393 "Bulgaria is run by gypsies and the mob. I think that's most of its population as well."


Is it full of fraudulent driveway sealing businesses?

Posted by: Benji Carver at September 19, 2017 04:43 PM (OD2ni)

394 Bulgarians make good squats and weightlifting routines. Anything else not so much.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 19, 2017 04:43 PM (gd1cy)

395 I mean you can't ruin Jackie Coakley, she has a career as a touring leftwing feminist speaker and performance artist. But she'll never have enough money to make a lawsuit even worth considering.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2017 04:36 PM (39g3+)


But let her experience the delight of multiple aggressive depositions.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 19, 2017 04:43 PM (SRKgf)

396 Romania is known for its deadlift innovations.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 19, 2017 04:43 PM (gd1cy)

397 I agree, day/month/year appeals to my sense of order and it is more logical in terms of necessity. The day is a higher priority to know than the month, and again the year.

Metric makes more sense, too, but there's no real way to get that to change any more.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2017 04:44 PM (39g3+)

398 Back in the day, RS had Charlie Manson on the cover. Man of the Year. He was just a misunderstood hippie.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 19, 2017 04:44 PM (Lqy/e)

399 Posted by: zombie at September 19, 2017 04:34 PM (DQ4Fv)

Many of us are going to slide off into decrepitude and we're all going to die-some of us sooner than others and we aren't Birkenstock wearing hippies. Decrepitude doesn't spare many people and death certainly doesn't no matter how worthy or unworthy their politics.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2017 04:44 PM (iVOAv)

400 378 468 zombie

Old Goldwater volunteers get old & die too.

Death doesn't take sides.

Posted by: mnw at September 19, 2017 04:44 PM (uqdlV)

401 Tawana Brawley has tried to flee her libel debt, but the defamed prosecutor keeps tracking her down.

But the Rev Al hasn't paid a dime.

Go figure.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 19, 2017 04:44 PM (cAXIk)

402 >>Romania is known for its deadlift innovations.

Also for undead.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2017 04:45 PM (/tuJf)

403 I've been spoiled by those CZ's

-----

The CZ 52 is cool.

Ingenious little roller cam system that has for the slide and barrel lockup.

Ive shot a 52 several times..... but never owned one.

7.62x25 Tok.

Copper washed steel jacket zipping along at 1700 FPS.

Whats not to like??

Posted by: fixerupper at September 19, 2017 04:46 PM (8XRCm)

404 386 I wouldn't buy a Bulgarian... anything.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2017 04:40 PM (39g3+)

You ought to try their Mavarov's. Very nice for the price.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 19, 2017 04:46 PM (xJa6I)

405 "Metric makes more sense, too"

Better for science obviously, but the English system has a better common feel to it.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 19, 2017 04:46 PM (cAXIk)

406 32


When you buy a business you acquire both assets AND liabilities.
Don't ask me how I know this or why I still wake up in the middle of the
night remembering that mistake.

No, you can do an "asset only" purchase of a business. Many do, just to avoid lawsuits. It can be a problem if a lawsuit is ongoing though.

Posted by: Cthillary - dead, but dreaming at September 19, 2017 04:46 PM (Tmdcv)

407 395 I mean you can't ruin Jackie Coakley, she has a career as a touring leftwing feminist speaker and performance artist. But she'll never have enough money to make a lawsuit even worth considering.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2017 04:36 PM (39g3+)

But let her experience the delight of multiple aggressive depositions.

***

you guys, after the lessons of Charlottesville and in light of Trump's refusal to speak out against white people in general, it's probably the best for the country to heal to not have to force liberals and their puppets to bear the conseqeunces for the blood libels that flow so freely from their whore mouths. I mean, they'd do the same for us...after sending a SWAT team in to collect trivial pieces of subpoena'd information.

Posted by: Bob Loblaw at September 19, 2017 04:46 PM (XhN8Z)

408 Fenelon

You beat me to it by a few seconds.

Posted by: mnw at September 19, 2017 04:46 PM (uqdlV)

409 397 . . . Metric makes more sense, too, but there's no real way to get that to change any more.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
________

I enjoy your comments, but what?

Musty old hippies wanted the metric system. Sheesh.

Posted by: Furious George at September 19, 2017 04:46 PM (j+dfT)

410 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 19, 2017 04:42 PM (SRKgf)


Yea, theirs really does make more sense once you get used to it. But, I don't want to move to "stones" for weight or the metric system.

People wonder why they don't say pounds. It is b/c that is a unit of currency for them.





I made that last part up. I don't really know. *giggles*

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla at September 19, 2017 04:46 PM (Ae45Z)

411 Is it full of fraudulent driveway sealing businesses?

They export that, to the rest of Europe. Along with other scams such as skimmers on ATMs, slashing luggage when your arms are full and running off with clothing, pickpocketing, etc.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2017 04:46 PM (39g3+)

412 Tolerate no insolence. Decimate all adversaries.

Posted by: Duke Lacrosse at September 19, 2017 04:47 PM (bc2Lc)

413 Metric makes more sense, too, but there's no real way to get that to change any more.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2017 04:44 PM (39g3+)

----

Pshaw. You discount the power of racism. Go to Wikipedia and look at the entry for "foot" as a unit of measurement. I'll quote it here for ease of use:

"Historically the human body has been used to provide the basis for units of length. The foot of a white male is typically about 15.3% of his height..."

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football - Forever at September 19, 2017 04:47 PM (UUvSq)

414 >>You ought to try their Mavarov's. Very nice for the price.

Not to mention the best caviar in the world.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2017 04:47 PM (/tuJf)

415 405 "Metric makes more sense, too"

Better for science obviously, but the English system has a better common feel to it.

***

decimel nerds need to realize that the english system is a handy base-12 system which lets you divide most units by 2,3,4 unlike decimals

Posted by: Bob Loblaw at September 19, 2017 04:48 PM (XhN8Z)

416
There are those countries that use metric, and there is the one country that put a man on the moon.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 19, 2017 04:48 PM (EgwCt)

417 Birkenstocks....I had to look that one up and found its foot wear....

Posted by: Colin at September 19, 2017 04:48 PM (QTD7V)

418 Oh and.. I'm 66, grey haired and wearing Birkies for the arthritis in my feet. I was smart enough to leave CA in the 70s and to know that Trump could win the election. If you want to look for someone to blame for the state of country, you'll have to look elsewhere.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 19, 2017 04:49 PM (Lqy/e)

419 fucking hippies

Posted by: Cartman at September 19, 2017 04:49 PM (12AHt)

420 Musty old hippies wanted the metric system. Sheesh.

They wanted to get laid too, that doesn't discredit sex. Its a lot more logical system for weights and measures and super easy to remember.

Quick, without looking it up, how many teaspoons in a cup?

How many yards in a mile?

How many feet in an acre?

How much does a quart of water weigh?

The system we use is a hodgepodge of randomly accumulated, arbitrary, mathematically byzantine crap that piled up over the centuries in England and we just kept. There's nothing more American, conservative, or good about it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2017 04:49 PM (39g3+)

421 >>>Metric makes more sense, too, but there's no real way to get that to change any more.

10 finger math? Isn't it arbitrary?

Posted by: Max Power at September 19, 2017 04:49 PM (q177U)

422 Test

Posted by: Country Boy - CenTexMoMee AmbASSador at September 19, 2017 04:50 PM (2QnUt)

423 Hey guys, did you know today is Amalia Hernández's 100th Birthday?

Posted by: Serious Cat at September 19, 2017 04:50 PM (Hnqc1)

424 They export that, to the rest of Europe. Along with other scams such as skimmers on ATMs, slashing luggage when your arms are full and running off with clothing, pickpocketing, etc.

---

That's more than 16 kilometers from here, so I don't need to be concerned with it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football - Forever at September 19, 2017 04:50 PM (UUvSq)

425 Yea, theirs really does make more sense once you get used to it. But, I don't want to move to "stones" for weight or the metric system.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla at September 19, 2017 04:46 PM (Ae45Z)


I read some article in a Brit paper about a woman who lost four stone and I'm wondering how painful that must be to the urinary system.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 19, 2017 04:51 PM (EgwCt)

426 decimel nerds need to realize that the english system is a handy base-12
system which lets you divide most units by 2,3,4 unlike decimals


Yeah, I know it's trivial to subtract 17/64ths from 5/16ths.

Posted by: pep at September 19, 2017 04:51 PM (LAe3v)

427 "401 Tawana Brawley has tried to flee her libel debt, but the defamed prosecutor keeps tracking her down.

But the Rev Al hasn't paid a dime.

Go figure."


Al paid the judgment. It just didn't come out of his pocket. And you are right that Steve Pagones keeps finding Tawana to collect. Sharpton will have to answer for a lot, but the pain he caused Harry Crist's parents* will be at the top.


*Harry Crist was a police officer that killed himself a few days after the Brawley "incident" because his girlfriend dumped him. That POS Sharpton repeatedly stated on TV that it was actually due to guilt over raping Tawana.

Posted by: Benji C