Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (6/20/18 )

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The Quotes of The Day

Quote I

“I don’t know, should I run for president? The terrifying thing is, I might win.” Stephanie Clifford


Quote II

"Frankly this law was actually signed into effect in 2008 under her husband's leadership. Not under this administration" Sarah Sanders


Quote III

Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving. Erma Bombeck

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The Royal Free Hospital. This free health care doesn't sound free.

Hundreds of thousands more families could be forced to pay the higher 40p rate of income tax under plans to give the NHS a £20.5billion-a-year cash boost.

Ministers have been told that freezing the tax-free allowance at £12,500 and the point at which the higher rate kicks in at £50,000 would raise billions of pounds from 2020.

But the Institute for Fiscal Studies said this would raises taxes on everyone earning over £12,500 and drag an extra 400,000 people into the 40p income tax band in just two years.


The NHS needs to kill them off faster.


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Diversity isn't diverse enough: Or thoughts by Shoe0nHead. NSFW-Language


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I'm not trying to step on CBD's toes, really I'm not. Summer treats for you and your dog.

While every season holds different charms for dog owners (even brutal winter walks give way to magic moments with doggos frolicking in the snow!), there’s nothing quite like lazy summer days with your furry friend. It’s the season of restaurant patios, front stoop sittin’, and beach outings, all rife with opportunities to bring along your buddy (sun’s out, tongues out). And while you can totally pony up a few bucks for those fancy dog cupcakes at your favorite cupcake shop, or blow away your Starbucks budget with too many Puppuccino trips (they’re free, but you need a treat, too!), there are plenty of frozen concoctions that you can make at home for both you and your pup to enjoy!


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A Democratic congressional candidate appears to have a weeeeee problem. Law suit filed to remove candidate from ballot.

A lawsuit seeking to remove Arizona Democrat Ann Kirkpatrick's name from the ballot this November could stymie the former congresswoman's attempt to run for the House again.

Kirkpatrick represented Arizona's first congressional district beginning in 2009, but was voted out of office in the 2010 Republican wave election. She won back her seat in 2012 and 2014, but then decided to forgo reelection to challenge John McCain unsuccessfully in the 2016 Senate race.

Now Kirkpatrick aims to return to Congress, this time in Arizona's neighboring second district. But a lawsuit from three voters bankrolled by her primary opponent, Matt Heinz, claims she gave false information to election officials about her place of residency.

I know that some GOP swamp creatures are guilty of not residing in their districts. But it is always funny when "Our Betters" are called out for being hypocrites.

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The 2nd Amendment and gun ownership keeps getting interesting. There are more guns in the USA than there are people.

We did it! According to a decade-long survey of gun ownership around the world, the United States now has more firearms than people, about 1.2 guns for every man, woman and child. It’s always appalled civilian disarmament types and their media stenographers that Americans love their guns so much, so expect this news – that America accounts for almost half the one billion civilian-owned firearms globally — to induce plenty of spittle-spraying cries of horror and think pieces lamenting the depravity of a nation so in love with guns.


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The ONT Musical Interlude



June 20, 1942, Born on this day, Brian Wilson American singer, songwriter with The Beach Boys who scored the 1966 UK & US No.1 single 'Good Vibrations', plus over 25 other UK Top 40 singles. The 1966 classic album Pet Sounds is widely considered to be one of the most influential albums in music history. Wilson released and toured the 'lost' Beach Boys Smile album in 2004. via thisdayinmusic.com

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June 20, 1954, Born on this day, Michael Anthony, American bassist who has worked with Van Halen and other acts. Anthony markets a line of hot sauces and related products named Mad Anthony. He has a number of custom-made bass guitars, including a Jack Daniel's model shaped like a whiskey bottle. via thisdayinmusic.com

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Do you like Elvis? Do you like to fly? Here's your chance to own a jet owned by Elvis.

Still, if you’re intrigued, you have until July 27 to bid on it. Per auction outfit IronPlanet’s listing:

“Custom private jet personally owned by Elvis Presley, the late American singer, complete with red velvet seats, gold plated accents, and red plush carpet. Elvis’s Jet has been privately owned for more than 35 years.”

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The times, they are a changin'.

In 1896, Charles Dow created what came to be known as the Dow Jones Industrial Average—an index consisting of just 12 companies at the time, meant to signal the state of the industrial sector. Nestled among outfits focused on cotton, sugar, tobacco, and railroads was General Electric, then a four-year-old electric company.

Today, some 122 years after the DJIA’s debut, GE is being booted from the list.

On Tuesday (June 19), Dow Jones announced it would be replacing GE in the index with Walgreens Boots Alliance. The change will take effect before the market opens on June 26.


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Would you like a chuckle? Starbucks is planning on 150 stores.

The coffee chain Starbucks today announced plans to close 150 locations.


The 150 poorly performing company-operated cafés will be closed next year. That's about three times as many stores as Starbucks typically closes per year.

From CNN Money:

The company told investors late Tuesday that it expects same-store sales to grow just 1% for the quarter that begins next month, lowering its previous guidance. The stock slumped 3.5% in after-hours trading.


Goodbye shooting galleries.......


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Somewhere a shrink is screaming, "My couch is empty!!"

Forget extreme plastic surgery, tattoos and piercings - a minority are taking body modification to the next level - by voluntarily cutting off their own limbs.

A body modifier has exclusively revealed how his "extra" limbs feel alien, and has resorted to the drastic measure of self-mutilation - because he actually want to be disabled.

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Always. Always check your Quotes of The Day. Or you could become a Genius Award Winner.

'One cannot permit unique opportunities to slip by for the sake of trifles.' -from Erwin Rommel, who led Hitler's war machine in North Africa.

The quote from the German commander, known as the Desert Fox during the Second World War, read: 'One cannot permit unique opportunities to slip by for the sake of trifles.'

A spokesman for the university, based in Devon, said it was a 'genuine error'.


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Not content for the pricing rollback at Wal-Mart tonight's Genius Award Winner.

Man charged with making $1.3 million in fraudulent returns to Walmart

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Trying to help his fellow man, one lawn at a time. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.


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Need some more good news? Sure, we all could. Missing toddler and doggeh found safe and sound. Tonight's 2nd Feel Good Story of The Day. h/t Mike Hammer.

A 3-year-old girl was found safe on Friday after spending the night in a rural Missouri cornfield with her faithful Yorkshire terrier by her side.

The Missouri State Highway Patrol said the whole incident began around 8:30 p.m. Thursday after officers received a 911 call that 3-year-old Remy Elliott wandered from her home in the town of Qulin, located about 175 miles south of St. Louis.

Missouri State Highway Patrol Sgt. Clark Parrott told the Associated Press a search began that included an airplane, but the girl was not found overnight.


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1 Nice!

Posted by: lin-duh at June 20, 2018 10:00 PM (kufk0)

2 st

Posted by: ALH at June 20, 2018 10:01 PM (XOAlA)

3 Congrats lin-duh

Posted by: ALH at June 20, 2018 10:01 PM (XOAlA)

4 Thirſt!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 20, 2018 10:01 PM (c+0/M)

5 Don't box me bro

Posted by: That guy what says don't box me bro at June 20, 2018 10:01 PM (rv0Fo)

6 Why not make it a Shakespeare week?

William Shakespeare telling his friend that having a child is the closest thing we have to immortality here. Sonnet 2 When forty winters shall besiege thy brow . . .

https://tinyurl.com/y9mqe2uc

Posted by: Zaklog the Great at June 20, 2018 10:01 PM (5tklD)

7 The lesbians have been feeding me down by the campfire.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 20, 2018 10:02 PM (iTpm7)

8 I hear Laurel.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 20, 2018 10:02 PM (iTpm7)

9 I coulda been first, but I wasn't.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 20, 2018 10:02 PM (IcT7t)

10 It was a grey and girthy night...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 20, 2018 10:03 PM (c+0/M)

11 7 The lesbians have been feeding me down by the campfire.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 20, 2018 10:02 PM (iTpm7)

I'm confused. Are you THEIR pet now?

Posted by: Ladyl at June 20, 2018 10:03 PM (TdMsT)

12 Hot cherry campfire pie, it was.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 20, 2018 10:03 PM (iTpm7)

13 (Very gray around the HQ here.)


This ONT is brought to you by Fail: The Republican Body Spray.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Inspector General and his Electric Accordian Band! at June 20, 2018 10:03 PM (0QYMt)

14 MisHum--such a robust ONT, as per usual!

Posted by: Ladyl at June 20, 2018 10:03 PM (TdMsT)

15 Evening Horde!

So I saw two lesbians around the campfire. I asked them *Are you game?*They said *Yes!*
So I shot them.

The would have made it too, but I field dressed them.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 20, 2018 10:04 PM (9rIkM)

16 Crap, I been denooded

47 The next president after Trump will be so boring.

Posted by: Jmel at June 20, 2018 08:38 PM (OeWgo)


I rate this statement as True.

There was a time, before the oceans drank Atlantis, when giants walked the Earth.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 20, 2018 10:01 PM

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 20, 2018 10:04 PM (0ogQG)

17 I'm not sure, Ladyl.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 20, 2018 10:04 PM (iTpm7)

18 That last pic, cannot unsee... worse than Yoko...

*shakes fist at MisHum*

Posted by: Hands at June 20, 2018 10:04 PM (EzdLW)

19 "Frankly this law was actually signed into effect in 2008 under her husband's leadership. Not under this administration" Sarah Sanders

We cannot spare this woman. She fights.

Posted by: rickl at June 20, 2018 10:04 PM (sdi6R)

20 Good Yorkie! Stay with the baby!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Inspector General and his Electric Accordian Band! at June 20, 2018 10:05 PM (0QYMt)

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The would have made it too, but I field dressed them.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 20, 2018 10:04 PM (9rIkM)


That will earn you time in The Camps.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 20, 2018 10:05 PM (TdMsT)

22 Is that a woman in a man's body?

Nice ONT, MisHum. And thank you for no Ono.

Posted by: ALH at June 20, 2018 10:05 PM (XOAlA)

23 Just keep your top on, Miley, I implore you.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 20, 2018 10:05 PM (TdMsT)

24 Hot cherry campfire pie, it was.

This calls for a horrible song!
https://youtu.be/OjyZKfdwlng
(sfw, mostly)
Sorry about the spacing, the hamsters keep eating my newlines.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 20, 2018 10:06 PM (IcT7t)

25 What's with all this backyard lesbian talk? Is this *another* beaver thread???

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 20, 2018 10:06 PM (9PmJj)

26
Shortest night of the year? Or is that tomorrow night?

Posted by: Spun & Murky at June 20, 2018 10:06 PM (4DCSq)

27 23 Just keep your top on, Miley, I implore you.
Posted by: Ladyl at June 20, 2018 10:05 PM (TdMsT)

Yes, keep a lid on it.

Posted by: ALH at June 20, 2018 10:06 PM (XOAlA)

28 It was a grey and girthy night...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 20, 2018 10:03 PM (c+0/M)

Not at Miley's....

Posted by: Mega at June 20, 2018 10:06 PM (rv0Fo)

29 "There are more guns in the USA than there are people."

Now, if only women had the same rights as guns, we could overwhelmingly vote the Democrats out.

Posted by: JSchuler at June 20, 2018 10:06 PM (7axIG)

30 18 That last pic, cannot unsee... worse than Yoko...

*shakes fist at MisHum*
Posted by: Hands at June 20, 2018 10:04 PM (EzdLW)




Wait until it is the Yoko, Tanya, Nancy, Hillary, Rosie and Rachel ONT........
Just wait..........

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 20, 2018 10:06 PM (3Pma+)

31 "Frankly this law was actually signed into effect in 2008 under her husband's leadership. Not under this administration" Sarah Sanders

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I like that she is pushing back and jamming it down Laura's throat. But, she said it ind of weird. Why didn't she just say "Frankly this law was actually signed into effect in 2008 by her husband. Not under this administration."

Why that passive formulation that it was signed under her husband's leadership? He signed it, just say it.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 20, 2018 10:06 PM (pvjTE)

32 I'm conflicted.

Posted by: f'd at June 20, 2018 10:07 PM (UdKB7)

33 That will earn you time in The Camps Hunger Games.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 20, 2018 10:05 PM (TdMsT)

FIFY

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 20, 2018 10:07 PM (iTpm7)

34 I was watching an Event Horizon youtube and the commenter pointed out, hey, the movie is Catholic.

Guilt eats away at several characters, and destroys or possesses them all... except for Lawrence Fishbourne's character, the captain. Because that guy confesses his sin. (Fishbourne dies too, at the end, but on his own terms.)

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 20, 2018 10:07 PM (6FqZa)

35 >> The lesbians have been feeding me down by the
>> campfire.

What did they feed you, Your Grace. I bet it was something cunning?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 20, 2018 10:08 PM (8O3HH)

36 Wait until it is the Yoko, Tanya, Nancy, Hillary, Rosie and Rachel ONT........
Just wait..........
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 20, 2018 10:06 PM (3Pma+)


We've been really good, MisHum. Have a heart.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 20, 2018 10:08 PM (TdMsT)

37 Fashion

Beep beep!

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 20, 2018 10:08 PM (6FqZa)

38 Just keep your top on, Miley, I implore you.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 20, 2018 10:05 PM (TdMsT)

The breasts are actually the part of my body closest to the fire, so I'm cautious about the nips.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 20, 2018 10:08 PM (iTpm7)

39 A bountiful ONT, indeed.

Thanks, MisHum.

I must say, Mr WallyWorld clocking in at $1.3m in returns deserves a salute.

Wow.

BSU follows (really!).

Posted by: ibguy at June 20, 2018 10:08 PM (vUcdz)

40 I don't understand what the error is in the Rommel thing.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 20, 2018 10:08 PM (IqV8l)

41
* Well-regarded surgeon and author Atul Gawande, a
critic of his industrys medical practices, will lead the new company
being formed by Amazon.com Inc, Berkshire Hathaway Inc and JPMorgan Chase that aims to cut
U.S. employee healthcare costs, the companies said on Wednesday.
Amazon,
Berkshire and JPMorgan announced the joint venture in January, saying
U.S. healthcare costs were rising too fast and holding back economic
growth. The three companies said they would use big-data analysis and
other high-tech tools to improve care and cut waste.*
https://tinyurl.com/yblomh9b



What could go wrong? HAHAHAHAHA


Posted by: Tonypete at June 20, 2018 10:09 PM (9rIkM)

42 Brian Wilson is touring again this fall with Al Jardine and Blondie and a great big band. Highly recommended.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 20, 2018 10:09 PM (PUmDY)

43 Sorry about the spacing, the hamsters keep eating my newlines.


Posted by: Blanco Basura

Obligatory!

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 20, 2018 10:09 PM (iTpm7)

44 >> Just keep your top on, Miley, I implore you.

Bite your tongue.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 20, 2018 10:09 PM (8O3HH)

45 Hiya

Posted by: JT at June 20, 2018 10:09 PM (kBQ3p)

46 Wait until it is the Yoko, Tanya, Nancy, Hillary, Rosie and Rachel ONT........
Just wait..........
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 20, 2018 10:06 PM (3Pma+)

A Skankathon?

Posted by: ALH at June 20, 2018 10:09 PM (XOAlA)

47 that last picture confuses me and tbh, scares me too

Posted by: IC at June 20, 2018 10:10 PM (PEJUg)

48 What's with all this backyard lesbian talk? Is this *another* beaver thread???

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 20, 2018 10:06 PM (9PmJj)

Not beavers - lesbians! In the backyard. Full of scrumptious ideas, these two. Very inspirational.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 20, 2018 10:10 PM (iTpm7)

49 38 Just keep your top on, Miley, I implore you.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 20, 2018 10:05 PM (TdMsT)

The breasts are actually the part of my body closest to the fire, so I'm cautious about the nips.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 20, 2018 10:08 PM (iTpm7)



The voice of experience.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 20, 2018 10:10 PM (TdMsT)

50 Oh my.

Posted by: ALH at June 20, 2018 10:11 PM (XOAlA)

51 Randy Bachman is touring. He looks like he is 88 years old.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 20, 2018 10:11 PM (IqV8l)

52 Just keep your top on, Miley, I implore you.

Bite your tongue.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 20, 2018 10:09 PM (8O3HH)


It's for her own good, Publius!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at June 20, 2018 10:11 PM (TdMsT)

53 So what is the name of the good doggie?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Inspector General and his Electric Accordian Band! at June 20, 2018 10:11 PM (0QYMt)

54 That will earn you time in The Camps.


Posted by: Ladyl

I loved the Cramps!

https://youtu.be/8fyr0zbaFyE

Posted by: Tonypete at June 20, 2018 10:11 PM (9rIkM)

55 Miley has left the gentlemen speechless as the pictures roll through their brains.

Posted by: ALH at June 20, 2018 10:11 PM (XOAlA)

56 I'd love to go quail/dove hunting for an afternoon with Sarah Huckabee Sanders and few others from Team Trump followed by dinner and drinks.

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 20, 2018 10:12 PM (c1sSU)

57 I'd love to go quail/dove hunting for an afternoon with Sarah Huckabee Sanders and few others from Team Trump followed by dinner and drinks.
Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 20, 2018 10:12 PM (c1sSU)

Don't being Dick Cheney along.

Posted by: ALH at June 20, 2018 10:13 PM (XOAlA)

58 >> It's for her own good, Publius!!!

Her Grace is like Mae West. When she's good, she's good, but when she's bad, she's better.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 20, 2018 10:13 PM (8O3HH)

59 I've seen Sammy Hagar a couple of times, both with Michael Anthony on bass, and he had his Jack Daniels bass guitar out each time.

He also chugged from a bottle of Jack each time.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 20, 2018 10:13 PM (0ogQG)

60 55
Miley has left the gentlemen speechless as the pictures roll through their brains.



Yup.

Posted by: Off the reservation at June 20, 2018 10:13 PM (vWMNq)

61 I like that she is pushing back and jamming it down Laura's throat. But, she said it ind of weird. Why didn't she just say "Frankly this law was actually signed into effect in 2008 by her husband. Not under this administration."

Why that passive formulation that it was signed under her husband's leadership? He signed it, just say it.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 20, 2018 10:06 PM (pvjTE)

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Pretty sure the "not under this Administration" is the part she wanted heard. People are acting like this is a sudden problem, as per the Dem and MFM scripting on this issue.

Sara just let everyone know this is a ten year old issue, not a 6 month old issue.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 20, 2018 10:13 PM (I16G8)

62 I got willowed too, so:

An interesting factoid about Boogie Nights:

Reynolds saw a rough cut before its release & hated it SO MUCH that he fired his agent for putting him in such a total POS.

Then later, Reynolds got his only Academy Award nomination for Best Actor... in Boogie Nights.

He changed his mind & said he was proud of his work in the film.

Posted by: strawdog at June 20, 2018 10:14 PM (Cssks)

63 What did they feed you, Your Grace. I bet it was something cunning?



Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 20, 2018 10:08 PM (8O3HH)

Oh, yes indeed it was, Pear! Bread buttered on both sides (this is a 2-sided griddle-like contraption that opens and closes like a clamshell). Then cream cheese on one slice, then cherry pie filling, then another slice of bread. Clamp together the grill thingy and lay it on the fire. Then flip it over.I love to work my tongue between the slices to pull out a cherry.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 20, 2018 10:14 PM (iTpm7)

64 Yikes! What has been seen cannot be unseen.

Posted by: JAS at June 20, 2018 10:14 PM (3HNOQ)

65 Still have the 'stang, Miley?

You and the lesbians should go out on the town! Kendall can drive...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 20, 2018 10:14 PM (c+0/M)

66 https://youtu.be/8fyr0zbaFyE
Posted by: Tonypete at June 20, 2018 10:11 PM (9rIkM)



Hmmmm. On par with Rock Lobster.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 20, 2018 10:14 PM (TdMsT)

67 Miley has left the gentlemen speechless as the pictures roll through their brains.


Everyone's gotta be good at something.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 20, 2018 10:14 PM (IcT7t)

68 Oh, FFS.

Rommel was never even an enthusiastic Nazi, and he had to commit suicide after being caught trying to kill the Fuehrer.

But I guess he's an unperson, now.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 20, 2018 10:14 PM (UiRxW)

69 The voice of experience.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 20, 2018 10:10 PM (TdMsT)

I could tell you stories.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 20, 2018 10:15 PM (iTpm7)

70 34
Event Horizon was a scary movie. A space ship that's been to Hell and some Latin thrown in? Nope nope nope!

Posted by: Jmel at June 20, 2018 10:15 PM (OeWgo)

71 The Polish commanding general during the initial campaign of WWII was named Julius Rommel.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 20, 2018 10:16 PM (H5rtT)

72 I love to work my tongue between the slices to pull out a cherry.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 20, 2018 10:14 PM (iTpm7)

oh my. the catholic girls will talk bad about you for this.

Posted by: ALH at June 20, 2018 10:16 PM (XOAlA)

73 The Stanford prison experiment was a lie.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yaq7vpfy

97% of studies are bullshit. Still, we cling to the ones we like.

(h/t Insty)

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 20, 2018 10:16 PM (0ogQG)

74 Hmmmm. On par with Rock Lobster.
Posted by: Ladyl

You know Ladyl, I did not have you figured for a B-52s fan.
You learn something new everyday.

*Rubs chin. Ponders.*

Posted by: Tonypete at June 20, 2018 10:17 PM (9rIkM)

75 Her Grace is like Mae West. When she's good, she's good, but when she's bad, she's better.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 20, 2018 10:13 PM (8O3HH)

Spoken like a connoisseur of better girls.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 20, 2018 10:17 PM (iTpm7)

76 56--you should quail hunt with me!
Never know what you're going to scare up

Posted by: Dick "Duck" Cheney at June 20, 2018 10:17 PM (6OUNd)

77 Don't mind me, playing a different browser to see if I can have newlines back again.

Or not.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 20, 2018 10:18 PM (IcT7t)

78 >> Then flip it over.I love to work my tongue between
>> the slices to pull out a cherry.

Very cunning indeed. I love to lick tasty creamy filling out between clamshells.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 20, 2018 10:18 PM (8O3HH)

79 Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 20, 2018 10:14 PM (iTpm7)

Those are called hobo pies. A Boy Scout staple.

Posted by: clutch at June 20, 2018 10:18 PM (kiSdp)

80 John Rabe > Rommel.

If there's a Chinese Heaven, Herr Rabe is the emperor of it.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 20, 2018 10:19 PM (6FqZa)

81 We've been really good, MisHum. Have a heart.
Posted by: Ladyl at June 20, 2018 10:08 PM (TdMsT)

What's this "we've"?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 20, 2018 10:19 PM (3Pma+)

82 74
Hmmmm. On par with Rock Lobster.
Posted by: Ladyl

You know Ladyl, I did not have you figured for a B-52s fan.
You learn something new everyday.

*Rubs chin. Ponders.*


Posted by: Tonypete at June 20, 2018 10:17 PM (9rIkM)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBRr_TqLDf4

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Inspector General and his Electric Accordian Band! at June 20, 2018 10:19 PM (0QYMt)

83 59

I bet you know that Hagar & Roth BOTH toured with Van Halen for awhile. Wags called it the Sam & Dave tour.

Posted by: strawdog at June 20, 2018 10:20 PM (Cssks)

84 54
I loved the Cramps!

https://youtu.be/8fyr0zbaFyE
Posted by: Tonypete at June 20, 2018 10:11 PM (9rIkM)


The IDF's theme song. Kewl.

Posted by: rickl at June 20, 2018 10:20 PM (sdi6R)

85 I am become Willow, Destroyer of Thoughtful Posts.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 20, 2018 10:20 PM (+Tibp)

86 Still have the 'stang, Miley?

You and the lesbians should go out on the town! Kendall can drive...


Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 20, 2018 10:14 PM (c+0/M)

I do! I'll be out topless tomorrow, but Kendall and the lesbians will be leaving at 3:20 am and won't be back until 7 pm. I'm feeding them green chicken enchiladas for dinner.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 20, 2018 10:20 PM (iTpm7)

87 What's this "we've"?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 20, 2018 10:19 PM (3Pma+)


Well...me and some of the others. I think.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 20, 2018 10:21 PM (TdMsT)

Evening Briefing

Trump signs Executive Order asking judge to modify consent decree (which Obama apparently agreed to) that forbids holding children for more than 20 days. The judge almost certainly won't do that, which means we're back to catch-and-release.

Even though a modification of that decree to permit holding families as a unit seems to command a plurality of support:



This is the point in the script where the NeverTrumpers start howling about Trump being soft on immigration, ignoring the part where they've joined the liberal mob for a week in agitating for just that outcome.





Four things the media won't tell you about the border crisis.


The Obama administration responded to these rulings with a combination of deportation raids targeting criminals and a "catch-and-release" policy for families apprehended at the border, who would usually be issued notices to appear at an immigration hearing at some later date. This "catch-and-release" policy is what the Trump administration is trying to end.


To that end, Trump has invoked Flores as the reason for separating parents and children, saying the settlement limits what federal agencies can do with children brought here illegally and apprehended at the border. He blames congressional Democrats for failing to negotiate on an immigration bill that would solve the problem--although saddling Democrats with all the blame is disingenuous. Republicans have also failed to act on immigration (although now they say they're ready to pass a bill to keep families together).

The media have been nearly unanimous in contradicting Trump, arguing that Flores does not force the federal government to separate parents and children, and that the administration has discretion in how it treats these families.

Both sides have a point. Flores does indeed limit how long, and under what circumstances, federal immigration authorities can detain children. But it only "forces" the separation of families if the parents are detained and prosecuted for illegal entry. In that case, families are separated because children can't stay with their parents if the parents are in criminal custody.

Before Trump's "zero tolerance" policy, families caught crossing illegally were often released within a few days and the parents fitted with an electronic ankle monitor to reduce the likelihood of them absconding. Back in March, when I was reporting on the border in McAllen, Texas, I met a number of people from Central America who were wearing an ankle monitor. Most planned to cut it off and throw it away when they got to where they were going.

I'm having a Bush flashback: It shouldn't be up to The Federalist to explain these things. Trump should do a primetime address explaining them.

Do Republican Presidents just not do communications?

"Reporter" admits he's a Democrat seeking to "inflict" damage on Trump, then pretends he didn't mean that.

"You can't inflict this kind of policy on Americans, and not pay a political price," Heilemann told MSNBC's Nicole Wallace, referring to Trumpís recent executive order to stop separating families who entered the United States illegally. "We have a great chance to inflict [a political price on Trump] and his party on November. We, I mean the Democratic Party."

Heilemann quickly tried to cover his tracks. "I'm not part of the Democratic party, but people who object to this policy, which I think is a lot of people."

Christopher Steele visited the State Department just before the 2016 election to brief people there on the Steele Dossier Sid Blumenthal and Cody Shearer Dossier with the Words "Totally by Christopher Steele" Added at the Top.

Former British spy Christopher Steele visited the State Department in October 2016 and briefed officials there about his work on the infamous anti-Trump dossier, it was revealed on Wednesday.

"Based upon our review of the visitor logs at the State Department, Mr. Steele visited the State Department, briefing officials on the dossier in October 2016," Senate Select Committee on Intelligence Chairman Richard Burr said during a hearing held to review the U.S. government's response to Russian meddling in the 2016 election.

Steele's visit to Foggy Bottom in Washington, D.C., prior to the election has not been previously reported.

Burr revealed Steele's visit during an exchange with Victoria Nuland, who served as assistant secretary of state for European and Eurasian Affairs in former President Barack Obamaís administration.



Sounds like Hillary's Minions were frantic to get this reported as a story -- "Steele briefs State Department" was their last effort before the election to get this sham printed up.

But it would take Clapper and Comey staging a false briefing with Trump -- which did not brief him at all -- to get CNN the "news hook" they told Comey they needed.

Finally -- Instapundit apparently isn't as submissive to the whims of Jake Tapper as Tapper's Fanbois are.




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Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2018 08:22 PM (pHfeF)

2 Corgis summoned

And good night, my work is done here.

Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2018 08:24 PM (pHfeF)

3 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHzxrj21IqU

Right Side Broadcasting is having bandwidth issues, but the audio is good.

Posted by: rickl at June 20, 2018 08:25 PM (sdi6R)

4 Fox version of rally is clearer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUkDWalgVJs

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 20, 2018 08:25 PM (+dsLj)

5 Trump bringing up McCain's thumbs down vote on Obamacare again. Didn't use his name Referred to him as a 'gentleman'.

Posted by: Tami at June 20, 2018 08:26 PM (Enq6K)

6 Am I wrong in my reading of the EO that this might not be a return to "catch-and-release?" The EO says they should *try* to keep families together, not that they *must* do so. The way I read this, the putative parents can remain in detention after the 3 week period, but the minors can't be due to the consent decree.

And what's next for the consent decree when California Judge declines to remove it? Fight up to the Supreme Court?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2018 08:26 PM (hYcqw)

7 Do Republican Presidents just not do communications?

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Trump is too busy doing a rally and speaking directly to the American people tonight to be concerned with communications.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 20, 2018 08:26 PM (+dsLj)

8 Don't think that Trump does not have a plan.

Many others have and he has schlonged them.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 20, 2018 08:27 PM (pw+jk)

9 And what's next for the consent decree when California Judge declines to remove it? Fight up to the Supreme Court?

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Trump set it up so that the courts have to decide to either follow the law or keep the families together while being detained. Brilliant.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 20, 2018 08:28 PM (+dsLj)

10 Trump shouldnt have signed the EO. The outrage mob knows it can win now. They would have moved on to the new worst thing ever soon enough.

Posted by: #neverskankles at June 20, 2018 08:28 PM (u8xct)

11 th

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 20, 2018 08:28 PM (pw+jk)

12 All you concerned folks ... pack up the kids, plop down in a foreign country - and see if "the chirrens" get you a Free Pass to the Express Lane to Legal Residency.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 20, 2018 08:28 PM (fiGNd)

13 I also wondered about the EBS/EAS. Is the president allowed to activate the Emergency Broadcast System to take over all channels and issue an address? I don't know that reg works, but it might be time to start considering that action. Knock everyone off the air, speak for 60 minutes setting the record straight, and then return to normal programming.
You shouldn't do this often or it will lose its effect, but it might be a solid move to do it *once* to cut through the noise.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2018 08:28 PM (hYcqw)

14 #Two Weeks

Start shipping the illegals home by the truck load.

Posted by: ALH at June 20, 2018 08:28 PM (XOAlA)

15 Trump set it up so that the courts have to decide to
either follow the law or keep the families together while being
detained. Brilliant.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 20, 2018 08:28 PM (+dsLj)

==
That's a BINGO!!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 20, 2018 08:29 PM (pw+jk)

16 "We want reciprocal trade, not STUPID trade."

Love it.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at June 20, 2018 08:29 PM (t0Z53)

17 Trump set it up so that the courts have to decide to either follow the law or keep the families together while being detained. Brilliant.

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If the courts follow the law Trump will instantly blame them for separating families. If they don't the democrats lose it as a campaign issue. HA HA!

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 20, 2018 08:29 PM (+dsLj)

18 Trump bringing up McCain's thumbs down vote on Obamacare again. Didn't use his name Referred to him as a 'gentleman'.

Posted by: Tami at June 20, 2018 08:26 PM (Enq6K)
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McCain would rather stick it to Trump than help his own constituents.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 20, 2018 08:29 PM (PvFoN)

19 Love my President

Posted by: ALH at June 20, 2018 08:30 PM (XOAlA)

20 Trump shouldnt have signed the EO. The outrage mob knows it can win now. They would have moved on to the new worst thing ever soon enough.

Posted by: #neverskankles at June 20, 2018 08:28 PM (u8xct)



Mark Levin read a press release from the ACLU that they brought Trump to his knees.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 20, 2018 08:30 PM (SiINZ)

21 thnx ace
hope you and your friend get to feeling better about stuff.

Posted by: concrete girl at June 20, 2018 08:30 PM (yzU5t)

22 McCain would rather stick it to Trump than help his own constituents.
Posted by: redridinghood at June 20, 2018 08:29 PM (PvFoN)
+++++++++
McCain has *always* worked for his constituents. His real ones.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2018 08:30 PM (hYcqw)

23 Okay I'm missing something how does this EO benefit the fight against illegals and I'm not being facetious or anything I really don't get it

Posted by: #neverskankles at June 20, 2018 08:31 PM (u8xct)

24 "Trump signs Executive Order asking judge to modify consent decree (which Obama apparently agreed to) that forbids holding children for more than 20 days. The judge almost certainly won't do that, which means we're back to catch-and-release."

Trump's EO will lead us back to Catch & Release? That doesn't sound right.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at June 20, 2018 08:31 PM (H8QX8)

25 13: I would think that be in conditions of attack or catastrophic natural disaster.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 20, 2018 08:31 PM (89T5c)

26 I'm actually okay with catch and release. As long as the release happens South of the Border.

Posted by: Bill R. at June 20, 2018 08:31 PM (IuYIh)

27 McCain would rather stick it to Trump than help his own constituents.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 20, 2018 08:29 PM (PvFoN)

====

I can't believe that that douchebag actually made me want a human being to die. Root for that human being to die. But he did. I hate that fucker for that more than anything.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 20, 2018 08:31 PM (pw+jk)

28 Mark Levin read a press release from the ACLU that they brought Trump to his knees.

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Just as with the Constitution they obviously didn't read the EO either.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 20, 2018 08:31 PM (+dsLj)

29 Talking about veteran's medical reform.

"I think I'm such a genius...wanting them to be able to just go to any doctor. I go talk to some vets and they tell me...'Yeah, we've been trying to get that for 30 years.' I didn't know that!"

Posted by: Tami at June 20, 2018 08:32 PM (Enq6K)

30 "Jim, I'm sorry, you're fired. Get out of here!"

Trump on being able to sh*tcan worthless VA employees.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 20, 2018 08:32 PM (UOcKN)

31 There are no refugees on the Southern border and no one, not one person, deserves a hearing. Immediately deport every single one.

If a person is seeking refuge in a safe country, and they are in Mexico. Then that's it. Apply for refugee status in Mexico. If you pass through one or more safe countries, you are not seeking refuge, you are an economic migrant. We have no obligation to economic migrants and we can and should accept or decline as our economic needs dictate.

No jails for children or families, no hearings and no entry.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at June 20, 2018 08:32 PM (jp0Bv)

32 If the Ryan bill to stab us all in the back passes, none of this will make any difference.

Posted by: Ever at June 20, 2018 08:33 PM (QPeHQ)

33 10 Trump shouldnt have signed the EO. The outrage mob knows it can win now. They would have moved on to the new worst thing ever soon enough.
Posted by: #neverskankles at June 20, 2018 08:28 PM (u8xct)



I get the opposite sense. I think this is their rally point.

But what the fuck do I know?

Posted by: eleven at June 20, 2018 08:33 PM (+lOpA)

34 Shout out to weasel McCarthy, sad!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 20, 2018 08:33 PM (n9EOP)

35
Dennis Miller

Hate to be a buzzkill but to all of you who want to get back at Peter Fonda at the box office? His track record would seem to indicate he's... uhh...let's say...he's un-boycottable.

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 20, 2018 08:34 PM (y3aQB)

36 Trump's EO will lead us back to Catch & Release? That doesn't sound right."

'cause it isn't.

Posted by: Big Willie Style at June 20, 2018 08:34 PM (7LY+6)

37 Early night for Trump.

Folks, no one (least of all his supporters) is gonna give two shits about this a month from now.

Posted by: Max Power at June 20, 2018 08:35 PM (q177U)

38 "The elite...the elite! Why are they the elite? I have a much better apartment than they do.....I'm smarter than they are. I became president and they didn't.'

Posted by: Tami at June 20, 2018 08:35 PM (Enq6K)

39 Victoria Nuland is dirtier than Killary I have studied and followed this bitch since before Benghazi and there was no way her taint wasn't all over this deal.
I knew we'd get around to her sooner or later.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 20, 2018 08:35 PM (g+l2b)

40 Trump mocking the "elite" now. Hilarious.

Posted by: rickl at June 20, 2018 08:35 PM (sdi6R)

41 35
Dennis Miller

Hate to be a buzzkill but to all of you who want to get back at Peter Fonda at the box office? His track record would seem to indicate he's... uhh...let's say...he's un-boycottable.


If one were cynical one might suspect he did this for the free publicity.

If one were cynical.

Posted by: eleven at June 20, 2018 08:35 PM (+lOpA)

42 Talking now about the IG report.

Posted by: Tami at June 20, 2018 08:36 PM (Enq6K)

43 Okay I'm missing something how does this EO benefit the fight against illegals and I'm not being facetious or anything I really don't get it

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It's basically a bomb to. Say they sue over the EO. Trump says oh well he tried to keep the families together but the leftist judges and democrats overruled it.

Plus the EO doesn't have him dictating a new policy it seems tells the homeland security to file requests with a court in California, I think to make exceptions to the law. If they do it, the democrats will lose it as an issue, and if they don't do it, they will once again be blamed for ripping families apart.

It's basically bulletproofs the argument that it is Congress (and now the courts) who are to blame for this shit. That's my read at least.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 20, 2018 08:36 PM (+dsLj)

44 I can do better -

Here sign this piece of paper wherein you have two choices
a) Request relief as an alien in distress and be expiditiously returned to your home country with family, or
b) Sit with your family in a holding tank for twenty days, then be separated while you are processed for any number of offenses to include criminal tresspass.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 20, 2018 08:36 PM (1g7ch)

45 38 "The elite...the elite! Why are they the elite? I have a much better apartment than they do.....I'm smarter than they are. I became president and they didn't.'
Posted by: Tami at June 20, 2018 08:35 PM (Enq6K)


You type faster and much more accurately than I can.

Posted by: rickl at June 20, 2018 08:36 PM (sdi6R)

46 Instead of catch-and-release the adults and the kids into the U.S. after 20 days because the kids can't be detained for more than 20 days, why don't we give the adults this option at the 20-day mark: they can either voluntarily go back home with their kid, or they can remain in custody and we'll place the kid with relatives or in foster care until their case is resolved.

If the parents (or people posing as the parents) choose to remain in custody at that point, then they are the ones who are choosing to be separated from their kids. If they really want to be with their kids, they can. If they make a different choice, that's on them.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 20, 2018 08:37 PM (fqUgw)

47 The next president after Trump will be so boring.

Posted by: Jmel at June 20, 2018 08:38 PM (OeWgo)

48 It's basically a bomb to. (the democrats) I mean.

Really a grenade actually. A big, beautiful grenade, luxurious and classy, that I can tell you.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 20, 2018 08:38 PM (+dsLj)

49 If the courts follow the law Trump will instantly blame them for separating families. If they don't the democrats lose it as a campaign issue. HA HA!

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 20, 2018 08:29 PM (+dsLj)

I know many of you are young and maybe have never seen me, but this is what I look like.

Posted by: A Republican Who Fights at June 20, 2018 08:38 PM (rv0Fo)

50 6
Am I wrong in my reading of the EO that this might not be a return to
"catch-and-release?" The EO says they should *try* to keep families
together, not that they *must* do so. The way I read this, the putative
parents can remain in detention after the 3 week period, but the minors
can't be due to the consent decree.



And what's next for the consent decree when California Judge declines to remove it? Fight up to the Supreme Court?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2018 08:26 PM (hYcqw)

The best we can hope for is the judge rejected the change to Flores and then Trump saying "I tried its up to Congress now. The status quo separations must remain until Congress acts. That's the law."
The risk there is that Congress passes a law that codifies catch and release, DACA and maybe even some amnesty (4-8 weeks before the elections), forcing Trump's veto hand. He might not even veto that.
Regardless this will be the story for the next three months. No more OIG, FBI, Russian Collusion collapse, etc.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 20, 2018 08:38 PM (rnXGe)

51 My fb feed today was filled about how big bad Trump wants to take children away from their parents.

Trump just took that narrative away from them.

And its not like immigration enforcement will stop.

The courts will probably strike down his EO and then he can pass the burden back to Congress to change the law.

Trump just won, deal with it.

Posted by: Iasonas at June 20, 2018 08:38 PM (MIvRT)

52 Calling the MSM/DEMS. out for pushing the immigration narrative to hide the IG hearing.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 20, 2018 08:38 PM (PvFoN)

53 You type faster and much more accurately than I can.

Posted by: rickl at June 20, 2018 08:36 PM (sdi6R)


Sometimes....

How are you rick? You still set with certificates or you need more?

Posted by: Tami at June 20, 2018 08:38 PM (Enq6K)

54 I've watched Trump three times in person and it just gets better every time I watch him speak.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 20, 2018 08:38 PM (UOcKN)

55 The next president after Trump will be so boring.
Posted by: Jmel at June 20, 2018 08:38 PM (OeWgo)

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It is my high honor to be the most boring President you will ever see.

Posted by: Future President Pence at June 20, 2018 08:39 PM (+dsLj)

56 >>>His track record would seem to indicate he's... uhh...let's say...he's un-boycottable.

Tell that to Kathleen Kennedy

Posted by: Max Power at June 20, 2018 08:39 PM (q177U)

57 illegal aliens commit the crime of "invasion" and CHOOSE to be separated from their children (though 80% of kids have been SENT ALONE) ... so they can acquire the freebies in America.

The "separated parents" ALWAYS HAVE THE CHOICE to be sent back home with their kids ... they say no. Or they send their kids with rapist coyotes and let them suffer, hoping to gain American (welfare) citizenship at their kid's expense.

We are not a refugee camp for the world ... the six BILLION must fight their own fights, we can help, we CANNOT adopt them all.

Posted by: illiniwek at June 20, 2018 08:39 PM (bT8Z4)

58 I love that The Donald disses past presidents. Kind of fed up with the hail-fellow-well-met collegial shit.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 20, 2018 08:39 PM (JxMDl)

59 The Trump has this 'all gamed' thing is just so much horseshit.

Give that hobbyhorse a break, upholster the seat with a print of Trump's face on vinyl, armorall the stick - just do something other than bark for the seance.

Posted by: 13times at June 20, 2018 08:40 PM (K3B2k)

60 Watching trump in Duluth
pro tip to protestors: never wear a man bun to a Trump rally lol.

Posted by: Rightleftcoaster at June 20, 2018 08:40 PM (qlTN9)

61 "BTW...is there anything more fun than a Trump rally?"

Posted by: Tami at June 20, 2018 08:40 PM (Enq6K)

62 I know many of you are young and maybe have never seen me, but this is what I look like. Posted by: A Republican Who Fights

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Well it's about goddamned time. If I had known I never would have foisted Bush on you poor lot.

Posted by: Ronald Reagan shaking his head from heaven at June 20, 2018 08:41 PM (+dsLj)

63 OMG the chanting! It's like the Nuremberg rallies!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 20, 2018 08:41 PM (JxMDl)

64 I propose we annex Mexico and keep all of the illegal immigrants there.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 20, 2018 08:42 PM (h1jJh)

65 Man bun alert.

Posted by: Burger Chef at June 20, 2018 08:42 PM (RuIsu)

66 Here comes Stephen Miller's closing.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at June 20, 2018 08:42 PM (t0Z53)

67 Trump set it up so that the courts have to decide to
either follow the law or keep the families together while being
detained. Brilliant.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 20, 2018 08:28 PM (+dsLj)

Sending children to jail with their parents until the Supreme Court weighs in is the opposite of brilliant. Even if the Fed judge goes along with the extension another suit will be filed immediately and Hawaiian Judge #6 will issue an injunction at light speed that forces catch-and-release to be reinstated until the SC decides.
The good thing about 15 years of watching Failure Theater is that you learn to predict how these movies end.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 20, 2018 08:43 PM (rnXGe)

68 Trump teasing Minnesota about letting him down by *thismuch* was funny.

Posted by: Jmel at June 20, 2018 08:43 PM (OeWgo)

69 i'm all in favor of keeping illegal alien families together...

on *that* side of the border: deport them all. no exceptions, no excuses.

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 20, 2018 08:43 PM (aLkGV)

70 OMG the chanting! It's like the Nuremberg rallies!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 20, 2018 08:41 PM (JxMDl)

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This is the most Hitlerian speech that ever hitlered up the country with its hitlery.

Posted by: Protestor with the man bun who was just thrown out and now smoking a bong at June 20, 2018 08:43 PM (+dsLj)

71 63 OMG the chanting! It's like the Nuremberg rallies!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 20, 2018 08:41 PM (JxMDl)


He's Literally Hitler!

Posted by: rickl at June 20, 2018 08:43 PM (sdi6R)

72 The Trump has this 'all gamed' thing is just so much horseshit.

Give that hobbyhorse a break, upholster the seat with a print of Trump's face on vinyl, armorall the stick - just do something other than bark for the seance.


He doesn't need to have this "all gamed" genius. None of his supporters give a shit about this problem. He's not losing any support for being tough on border enforcement.

Posted by: Max Power at June 20, 2018 08:43 PM (q177U)

73 I have trouble believing he is doing this all without a teleprompter, and he's obviously having fun.

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 20, 2018 08:44 PM (n9EOP)

74 Posted by: 13times at June 20, 2018 08:40 PM (K3B2k)

---
your concern is laughed at, but not noted.

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 20, 2018 08:44 PM (aLkGV)

75 The widespread child trafficking dam among The Protected is about to burst.

Posted by: a cougar scissoring a bobcat while eating some beaver at June 20, 2018 08:44 PM (rkCLP)

76 I love that The Donald disses past presidents. Kind of fed up with the hail-fellow-well-met collegial shit.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 20, 2018 08:39 PM (JxMDl)



It's all Bush's fault for 8 years

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 20, 2018 08:44 PM (SiINZ)

77 Regardless this will be the story for the next three months. No more OIG, FBI, Russian Collusion collapse, etc.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 20, 2018 08:38 PM (rnXGe)

LOL

Trump's not even out of neutral.

He is going to own their asses from August to November. I know you said Trump was gonna win back when, so it gives you some license to keep shitting out this negativity, but I was busy back in 2015 telling people to enjoy the ride.

I'm saying it again. Enjoy this. Savor it. He is a machine, and it's going to end in even more big beautiful Lefty tears in November.

Posted by: A Republican Who Fights at June 20, 2018 08:45 PM (rv0Fo)

78 The good thing about 15 years of watching Failure Theater is that you learn to predict how these movies end.

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Concern status:

{ } Not Noted
{ X } Noted

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 20, 2018 08:45 PM (+dsLj)

79 It might be easier to issue a different EO, instructing that any asylum request made at a United States Port of Entry shall be summarily denied. All asylum requests must be made at the asylum seeker's nearest embassy.

Then just release them on the other side of the border.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2018 08:45 PM (hYcqw)

80 Still not tired of winning!

Posted by: ALH at June 20, 2018 08:45 PM (XOAlA)

81 Space Force!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 20, 2018 08:45 PM (JxMDl)

82 The next president after Trump will be so boring.

-
Not if it's David Lee Roth.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 20, 2018 08:45 PM (+y/Ru)

83 61 "BTW...is there anything more fun than a Trump rally?"
Posted by: Tami at June 20, 2018 08:40 PM (Enq6K)

I have a few ideas.

Posted by: a cougar scissoring a bobcat while eating some beaver at June 20, 2018 08:46 PM (rkCLP)

84 This is the most Hitlerian speech that ever hitlered up the country with its hitlery.

Posted by: Protestor with the man bun who was just thrown out and now smoking a bong at June 20, 2018 08:43 PM (+dsLj)



New and improved Super HitlerTrump! Now with more Hitler

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 20, 2018 08:46 PM (SiINZ)

85 How do you keep families together when unaccompanied (that would be minors not in the company of their parents) cross the border illegally? That would make unaccompanied minors victims of human traffickers who are smuggling unaccompanied minors across the US border?

This would be the reason why there is a law named after some guy "Flores". What does that law say? That these minors children have to be returned to the smugglers who brought them across the border? Or we just turn these kids loose on the streets? Or return them to their parents in their home countries.

These immigration laws are insane.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 20, 2018 08:47 PM (roQNm)

86 53
How are you rick? You still set with certificates or you need more?
Posted by: Tami at June 20, 2018 08:38 PM (Enq6K)


I'm feeling fine so far. I have enough gift certificates for one or two more orders.

One thing that is neat is that the outpatient cancer treatment center I've been going to is moving out of the local hospital to a new building only five minutes from where I work, which is convenient. It would be practically walking distance if the PA Turnpike wasn't in the way.

Posted by: rickl at June 20, 2018 08:47 PM (sdi6R)

87 Trump recharge battery status: 99% .... 100%

ALL SYSTEMS GO

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 20, 2018 08:48 PM (+dsLj)

88 Tuca on now.

Hope the Republican wins in Minnesota. We need a bullet proof majority in the Senate.

Posted by: ALH at June 20, 2018 08:48 PM (XOAlA)

89

GREETINGS

Posted by: The Mighty GorKa at June 20, 2018 08:48 PM (K3B2k)

90 I bet ubama cries in his pillow every night. Possibly as bitterly as does hellary. Heh.

Posted by: Eromero at June 20, 2018 08:49 PM (zLDYs)

91 "Trump should do prime time address" and go fight on the battlefield his enemies have prepared instead of shifting things elsewhere.
My advice is: No. Like the media and their puppets, the Democrats, shifted away from the IG report to this, Trump should (in my opinion), shift things away from this to something else. And he can.
But to go out there, use a prime time address to say "Yes, the Democrats and the media are right! I AM A MONSTER! But I will get better, trust me! Look how less monstrous I am as I proposed this nuanced seven step program which will answer every issue while the media and their Democrats keep screaming MONSTER! MONSTER! until I cave like a regular Republican cuck just like always. Good night."

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Inspector General and his Electric Accordian Band! at June 20, 2018 08:49 PM (0QYMt)

92 Remember how crazy the left got over the Arizona "show us your papers" debate? They said that people shouldn't have to show proof of citizenship (but ignoring that if you decline to show ID to law enforcement when asked even in a blue state like NJ it won't work out so well for you).

So if we can't ID people, according to the left, how do we prove the adults with the children are really their parents?

The adult could even be a convicted child molester and we wouldn't even know because the left said we shouldn't ask for ID.

What am I missing?

Posted by: Iasonas at June 20, 2018 08:49 PM (MIvRT)

93 F' Them All.

Posted by: SteveOReno, as an intelligent person, I self-identify as a Moron at June 20, 2018 08:49 PM (2sCft)

94 Obama cyber chief confirms 'stand down' order against Russian cyberattacks in summer 2016

The Obama White House's chief cyber official testified Wednesday that proposals he was developing to counter Russia's attack on the U.S. presidential election were put on a "back burner" after he was ordered to "stand down" his efforts in the summer of 2016.



Oh dear, that's quite a shot to the old narrative

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 20, 2018 08:49 PM (SiINZ)

95 Time for a gin and tonic and a bit of radio silence. Good night, Horde!

Posted by: SteveOReno, as an intelligent person, I self-identify as a Moron at June 20, 2018 08:50 PM (2sCft)

96 I'm feeling fine so far. I have enough gift certificates for one or two more orders.

One thing that is neat is that the outpatient cancer treatment center I've been going to is moving out of the local hospital to a new building only five minutes from where I work, which is convenient. It would be practically walking distance if the PA Turnpike wasn't in the way.

Posted by: rickl at June 20, 2018 08:47 PM (sdi6R)

That's good news!

You just shoot me an e-mail when you need more certificates.

Posted by: Tami at June 20, 2018 08:50 PM (Enq6K)

97 The Right Side Broadcasting narrator is apologizing for the video problems tonight.

I watched their feeds of many of the rallies during the campaign, and they mostly do a good job.

Posted by: rickl at June 20, 2018 08:50 PM (sdi6R)

98 Why do we even pay fucking taxes?

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2018 08:51 PM (tTfU6)

99 ''New and improved Super HitlerTrump! Now with more Hitler''

LOL. Perfect

Now I ask does it look like the bastards are getting him down? I think that is what causes so much craziness with the progtards and the MSM. They just can't deflate him.

Posted by: Tuna at June 20, 2018 08:51 PM (jm1YL)

100 I have no idea what the legal barriers are. But my proposed solution to *families* seeking asylum would be to deport them back to their home country until their case is heard in absentia.

Invite UNICEF, LWR, Catholic Charities to set up refugee camps if they need protection from the wars or violence, oppression, whatever other BS excuse they are fleeing. (I don't believe there are any wars, but lets go with the fiction) And if they go back to their communities vs a refugee camp that is defacto evidence that they didn't need asylum, so anyone granted asylum has to be in the designated refugee camp when their papers are couriered in or those papers are burned on the spot. No separating families.

Now lets address the kids who are not with a parent. DNA test, and if the adult is not a match arrest them for human trafficking.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at June 20, 2018 08:51 PM (eASYU)

101 **Hums to self**

You can't always get what you want (President Cruz) but if you try sometimes, you just might find, you get what you need (President Trump)!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 20, 2018 08:51 PM (UOcKN)

102 Which networks broadcast the rally tonight? Any besides Fox?

Posted by: ALH at June 20, 2018 08:52 PM (XOAlA)

103 RSB also has some very young reporters, which is a good sign.

Posted by: rickl at June 20, 2018 08:52 PM (sdi6R)

104 Look how less monstrous I am as I proposed this nuanced seven step program which will answer every issue while the media and their Democrats keep screaming MONSTER! MONSTER! until I cave like a regular Republican cuck just like always. Good night."

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I could swear you just cited ad verbatim a typical Dubya primetime speech.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 20, 2018 08:52 PM (+dsLj)

105 94: yep. That's the message I saw on Twitter. Incompetent treasonous assholes top to bottom.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 20, 2018 08:52 PM (89T5c)

106 Trump should tweet something like "Dems cannot be taken seriously when it comes to children when they are the party of Kevin Spacey and Anthony Weiner"

Posted by: Iasonas at June 20, 2018 08:53 PM (MIvRT)

107 Man bun guy protestor how about those unemployment numbers for black prople??

Posted by: Rightleftcoaster at June 20, 2018 08:53 PM (qlTN9)

108 Now I ask does it look like the bastards are getting him down? I think that is what causes so much craziness with the progtards and the MSM. They just can't deflate him.

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I'm thinking Trump's American Optimism is a worthy attribute to emulate.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 20, 2018 08:53 PM (+dsLj)

109 Why do we even pay fucking taxes?

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2018 08:51 PM (tTfU6)


How we gonna give first world treatment to third world chirren without yo' tax dollars?

Besides if you didn't pay them taxes, you might spend that money on YOUR OWN children and that would be a cryin' shame!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 20, 2018 08:53 PM (n9EOP)

110 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 20, 2018 08:53 PM (KCxzN)

111 106 Trump should tweet something like "Dems cannot be taken seriously when it comes to children when they are the party of Kevin Spacey and Anthony Weiner"
Posted by: Iasonas at June 20, 2018 08:53 PM (MIvRT)

And abortion is their sacrament.

Posted by: ALH at June 20, 2018 08:54 PM (XOAlA)

112 Ted Cruz is learning to fight like Trump. He could be ready by 2024.

Posted by: a cougar scissoring a bobcat while eating some beaver at June 20, 2018 08:54 PM (rkCLP)

113 ''Man bun guy protestor how about those unemployment numbers for black prople??''

Loved how PDT told him to go home to mommy.

Posted by: Tuna at June 20, 2018 08:55 PM (jm1YL)

114 Why do we even pay fucking taxes?

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2018 08:51 PM (tTfU6)



So a bunch of rotten fucks who hate us can have government jobs to make our lives miserable and then collect a yuge pension for decades

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 20, 2018 08:55 PM (SiINZ)

115 Trump really brings it to these rally's. Slow mo Twitter.

Posted by: dartist at June 20, 2018 08:56 PM (K22Va)

116 Why do we even pay fucking taxes?

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2018 08:51 PM (tTfU6)
**********************
For the illegals.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 20, 2018 08:56 PM (PvFoN)

117 Posted by: a cougar scissoring a bobcat while eating some beaver at June 20, 2018 08:54 PM (rkCLP)

You mean as Pence's VP candidate and then as top of the ticket in 2036, right?

Posted by: Iasonas at June 20, 2018 08:56 PM (MIvRT)

118 Why do we even pay fucking taxes?

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I assume my taxes are being partially spent to help the funding and building of busty fembots who will always say yes. If a lot of it goes elsewhere on things I don't like, well, still willing to take one for the team.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 20, 2018 08:56 PM (+dsLj)

119 Now lets address the kids who are not with a parent. DNA test, and if the adult is not a match arrest them for human trafficking.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at June 20, 2018 08:51 PM (eASYU)


I think you need to do this to any putative parent as well, just to be sure!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 20, 2018 08:56 PM (n9EOP)

120 He doesn't need to have this "all gamed" genius.
None of his supporters give a shit about this problem. He's not losing
any support for being tough on border enforcement.

Posted by: Max Power at June 20, 2018 08:43 PM (q177U)

Trump isn't on the ballot in November. Congress is. The Dems are hoping they've just found an issue to drive turnout in their favor. This issue has shaken many GOP congressmen too so odds are good that they'll send him a shit bill by then.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 20, 2018 08:56 PM (rnXGe)

121 "Good Evening. I am President Trump, and I want to use this prime time address to talk about a crisis that didn't actually exist no matter how much Rachel Maddow screamed about the children, which is funny because she'll never have children. But now that there is a prime time address by me, the president, I guess it is a real crisis. Kind of funny how the media wants to maneuver me into granting their bleatings legitimacy, and look how I have! So they are right and from now on I have to dance as the puppet on their strings. The media, their masters, and their servants the Democrats, will now have full control of everything because by me doing this I have surrendered to them full control of what the public narrative is. I recommend that most of you out there just commit suicide, it'll be easier.
Good night."

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Inspector General and his Electric Accordian Band! at June 20, 2018 08:57 PM (0QYMt)

122 Trump signed an executive order asking a judge to shove a pineapple into Obama's butt.

Hope it was that Hawaiian judge.

Posted by: Roy at June 20, 2018 08:57 PM (ABjxW)

123 What am I missing?
____________

SCOTUS said AZ cops can not ask people they stop and who they suspect of being illegal aliens for proof of their citizenship. Immigration enforcement is a federal responsibility, states can't help, even states that want to help (like AZ, where we're routinely overrun by illegals and the crime they bring with them).

And although states can't help the feds enforce immigration laws, apparently states (and municipalities) are free to actively INTERFERE with the feds' enforcement of immigration law, as we saw recently when that skank mayor in CA tipped off the local illegals that an ICE raid was imminent, and of course, as we see daily in the creation of so-called "sanctuaries" for illegal aliens.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 20, 2018 08:57 PM (fqUgw)

124 08:55 PM (SiINZ). Used to be moron federal employees would now jump in and explain how *they* are doing important work for the country serious you guys, don't paint us all with that brush yada yada. But I think almost all of them jumped on the never Trump train and never found their way back here.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at June 20, 2018 08:58 PM (eASYU)

125 I really hope congress passes something along the lines of Cruz's fix... but short of that, I believe Trump will just go back to separation policy but with improving conditions and throwing a lot of resources to get these asylum cases resolved ASAP.

Also, is there any law that prevents the cases with Kansas kids currently in detention centers from jumping ahead in the backlog of cases?

Posted by: Serious Cat at June 20, 2018 08:59 PM (aNP7B)

126 Yachts for pencil pushers and paper shufflers.

Oh, there might be a Zuckerberg v. Soros Cage Match in the works. A guy can dream.

Posted by: Burger Chef at June 20, 2018 08:59 PM (RuIsu)

127 Hrothgar. Yes I said that poorly. DNA test every kid who is not obviously solo at the border and if the adult with the kid is not a DNA match arrest that adult for human trafficking -- and send the kid to the catholic orphanage in their home country.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at June 20, 2018 09:00 PM (eASYU)

128 117 Posted by: a cougar scissoring a bobcat while eating some beaver at June 20, 2018 08:54 PM (rkCLP)

You mean as Pence's VP candidate and then as top of the ticket in 2036, right?
Posted by: Iasonas at June 20, 2018 08:56 PM (MIvRT)

It has been well established that Pence is a time traveller from the future. He has to go back before then so the timelines don't cross.

Posted by: a cougar scissoring a bobcat while eating some beaver at June 20, 2018 09:00 PM (rkCLP)

129 He is going to own their asses from August to
November. I know you said Trump was gonna win back when, so it gives you
some license to keep shitting out this negativity, but I was busy back
in 2015 telling people to enjoy the ride.

I'm saying it again.
Enjoy this. Savor it. He is a machine, and it's going to end in even
more big beautiful Lefty tears in November.


Posted by: A Republican Who Fights at June 20, 2018 08:45 PM (rv0Fo)

I'm negative because I don't want him impeached. If the Dems take Congress he will be. Dems vote on emotion and they have set a trap with this and their media minions will not let it go away now. If you want someone to blame then go after the 15 GOP senators that flipped on this last night. I don't think we'd have today's EO without that betrayal.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 20, 2018 09:00 PM (rnXGe)

130 Used to be moron federal employees would now jump in and explain how *they* are doing important work for the country serious you guys, don't paint us all with that brush yada yada

*********************

In which case my response would be FYBID

FUCK YOU, BURN IT DOWN

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 20, 2018 09:01 PM (+dsLj)

131 which means we're back to catch-and-release.
Or we're back to separating families and this time Trump has months of news reports where people can witness the case moving through the courts. Then Trump can show with evidence that he tried and that congress has to fix it. Also he can alynski the judge(s) who decide the case. X judge says children have to be separated from family etc. I was pissed but thinking about it so long as Trump just holds firm on no catch and release he has strengthened his position and pawned responsibility for separating families onto the courts and congress (where it belongs). Plus it will probably all shake out after the midterms and he's got Dems openly advocating for open borders. Preliminarily I'd say he won at least this round.

Posted by: huh? at June 20, 2018 09:01 PM (CwefE)

132 I assume my taxes are being partially spent to help the funding and building of busty fembots who will always say yes. If a lot of it goes elsewhere on things I don't like, well, still willing to take one for the team.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 20, 2018 08:56 PM (+dsLj)


Required SJW software will ensure that the fembots normally say "No!" and file charges against you!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 20, 2018 09:01 PM (n9EOP)

133
There is another piece in the EO people are not talking about.

It directs the Dept of DEFENSE to help with housing illegals...

As this will be on Government property, no problem with the Posse act.

Advantage? Trump.

Posted by: Don Q at June 20, 2018 09:02 PM (NgKpN)

134 Hillary's Minions were frantic to get this reported as a story

Not at all, Ace.

CIA research has shown that for psychological impact, this type of disinformation is much more effective when provided to influencers in a form they are told is top secret and can't be publicly reported because the lives of sources would be at stake.

They are less likely to question the truthfulness of the statements provided and are more strongly incited against the target of the operation.

I describe the operation in detail in my forthcoming book, How the Sword of Allah Will Destroy the Kakistocracy of Trump.

Posted by: John O. Brennan, CIA Spymaster at June 20, 2018 09:02 PM (DuAZ5)

135 Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 20, 2018 08:57 PM (fqUgw)

My biggest problem with the Arizona case is that, at least in NJ, cops can request you to produce ID (maybe not proof of citizenship but at least some form of ID) and failure to do so can be considered obstruction.

So if we can ID people at the border, we can at least have some sort of idea if the adults are really related to the children.

But the left would be against a policy stating that all suspected illegal immigrants must provide proof of ID and proof of their childrens' ID.

Posted by: Iasonas at June 20, 2018 09:03 PM (MIvRT)

136 I'm negative because I don't want him impeached. If the Dems take Congress he will be.

********************************

Oh horseshit, they'd impeach him no matter what. That ship has way past sailed.

The only question is whether they'll have the balls to do it and ensure the next civil war or if they'll blink.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 20, 2018 09:03 PM (+dsLj)

137 It's Trump against the world. So far he's winning. I hope it continues.

Posted by: Off the reservation at June 20, 2018 09:03 PM (vWMNq)

138 >>>90 I bet ubama cries in his pillow every night.

Obama doesn't care. He's rich, hangs out with celebrities, and everyone kisses his ass. His legacy as the greatest human on the planet will be intact for at least the next 50 years (thanks to public school teachers).

Posted by: wooga at June 20, 2018 09:04 PM (V3cHU)

139 And although states can't help the feds enforce immigration laws, apparently states (and municipalities) are free to actively INTERFERE with the feds' enforcement of immigration law, as we saw recently when that skank mayor in CA tipped off the local illegals that an ICE raid was imminent, and of course, as we see daily in the creation of so-called "sanctuaries" for illegal aliens.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 20, 2018 08:57 PM (fqUgw)

Actually... if Jeff Sessionzzzzz would wake up.

Its a slam dunk case... a Felony... under the Aiding and Abetting Illegal Aliens Act.

The Law actually talks about that exact type of offense.

Posted by: Don Q at June 20, 2018 09:04 PM (NgKpN)

140 PaleRider

Yes. There are just too many sleazy illegal traffickers out there to take any chances!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 20, 2018 09:04 PM (n9EOP)

141 Posted by: a cougar scissoring a bobcat while eating some beaver at June 20, 2018 09:00 PM (rkCLP)

Pence is clearly from the future because he saw those Dems get accused of rape and harassment so he required a 3rd party be present whenever he is with a female colleague.

Posted by: Iasonas at June 20, 2018 09:05 PM (MIvRT)

142 Remember this is all "spontaneous outrage" over illegal immigrant children just as the school shooting walkouts were "spontaneous protests by the children".
Just forget the left had websites, facebook & twitter accounts planning protests for about a year, funded by George Soros, to coincide with June World Refugee Month and Sandy Hook.
Just the forget the left wing activist mainstream media working hand in hand with these organizations.
This is all just "for the children" not some plot to turn the United States into a backwards Communist state in the mold of Venezuela and Cuba. You would have to be some crazy conspiracy theorist like Ace of Spades to think that! (ProTip: Buy stock in Gulag construction companies before the Revolution is complete, sell high, and get the hell out of the country before you end up in one)
#OpenBorders #TheFourOlds #MaoSpring #CheSpring #KhmerRougeSummer

Posted by: Trigger Warning at June 20, 2018 09:05 PM (YRXy3)

143 It's Trump against the world. So far he's winning. I hope it continues.

*****************************

I think it will, after all blessed are the peacemakers.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 20, 2018 09:06 PM (+dsLj)

144 Obama doesn't care. He's rich, hangs out with celebrities, and everyone kisses his ass. His legacy as the greatest human on the planet will be intact for at least the next 50 years (thanks to public school teachers).
Posted by: wooga at June 20, 2018 09:04 PM (V3cHU)
++++++++
I dunno. I think Obama cares about his legacy a lot. Bigly. He seems to feed not on adoration or celebrity exactly (as Trump seems to) but on people believing him to be great. His legacy being dismantled means he isn't so great, and I suspect it causes him a lot of pain. I'd like to think that his legacy being dismantled is physically painful for him.
I am probably wrong, but I don't want to be...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2018 09:06 PM (hYcqw)

145 >>>122 Trump signed an executive order asking a judge to shove a pineapple into Obama's butt.

Pen Pineapple Asshole Pen

Posted by: wooga at June 20, 2018 09:07 PM (V3cHU)

146 Posted by: Trigger Warning at June 20, 2018 09:05 PM (YRXy3)

So what is the combination of Gas Lighting, and Astro Turfing called???

Gas Turfing? Astro Lighting?

or... just... business as usual with the left and MSM.

Posted by: Don Q at June 20, 2018 09:07 PM (NgKpN)

147 The only question is whether they'll have the balls to do it and ensure the next civil war or if they'll blink.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 20, 2018 09:03 PM (+dsLj)

... ensure the next civil war goes hot or if they'll blink.


FIFY

Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 20, 2018 09:07 PM (1g7ch)

148 Posted by: Iasonas at June 20, 2018 09:03 PM (MIvRT)

We were forced to leave our home country under threat of immediate death and didn't have time to gather our papers, so none of my family of nine has any form of ID!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 20, 2018 09:07 PM (n9EOP)

149 >>>122 Trump signed an executive order asking a judge to shove a pineapple into Obama's butt.


On the Dole.

Posted by: davidt at June 20, 2018 09:07 PM (TKQ/l)

150 SCOTUS said AZ cops can not ask people they stop and who they suspect of being illegal aliens for proof of their citizenship.

--
Tell me again, what was the Real ID act of 2005 all about.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 20, 2018 09:08 PM (roQNm)

151 On the Dole.
Posted by: davidt at June 20, 2018 09:07 PM (TKQ/l)



ICWYDT.

Posted by: eleven at June 20, 2018 09:09 PM (+lOpA)

152 Trump folded
Not happy about it

Posted by: Menu at June 20, 2018 09:09 PM (73Pwg)

153 Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Inspector General and his Electric Accordian Band! at June 20, 2018 08:57 PM (0QYMt)

It's funny because Trump would absolutely say Maddow will never have children.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 20, 2018 09:10 PM (4ErVI)

154 Posted by: wooga at June 20, 2018 09:07 PM (V3cHU)

LOL

Posted by: Mega at June 20, 2018 09:10 PM (rv0Fo)

155 I don't like this because it makes PDT look weak. It's ok though he knows how to play this game.

Posted by: f'd at June 20, 2018 09:10 PM (UdKB7)

156 "Remember this is all "spontaneous outrage" over illegal immigrant
children just as the school shooting walkouts were "spontaneous protests
by the children"."

Bingo. And just like back then you have people who want to surrender because they are afraid of what "Tater" Stetler and all of his friends are going to say.
I recall this story: Years ago an aide to Jesse Helms commented about an article in the NYT that was critical of the senator. Helms replied "My voters don't care what the NYT says."

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Inspector General and his Electric Accordian Band! at June 20, 2018 09:11 PM (0QYMt)

157
SCOTUS said AZ cops can not ask people they stop and who they suspect of being illegal aliens for proof of their citizenship.

--
Tell me again, what was the Real ID act of 2005 all about.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl


They can only hassle citizens.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 20, 2018 09:11 PM (IqV8l)

158 Tell me again, what was the Real ID act of 2005 all about.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 20, 2018 09:08 PM (roQNm)


To make sure no citizen escapes the net.


Posted by: Kindltotq at June 20, 2018 09:13 PM (2K6fY)

159 I agree with Ace completely that PDT should make a nationwide address about the DEMs' beloved (& newly re-discovered!) "cage kids."

As for Trump folding? BULLSHIT!

Posted by: strawdog at June 20, 2018 09:13 PM (Cssks)

160 i'm all in favor of keeping illegal alien families together...

on *that* side of the border: deport them all. no exceptions, no excuses.
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 20, 2018 08:43 PM (aLkGV)

Yep. Catch 'em at the border, put 'em in a van, and haul them to a barracks at the nearest Air Force base. When you have accumulated enough to fill a Herc, load 'em up, and fly them to Honduras, or El Salvador, or Guatemala, land at the end of the runway, and push 'em all out the door. Have some fighters to give air cover.

"We're not deporting them. It's a humanitarian flight to reunite these lost souls with their home villages."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 20, 2018 09:14 PM (WFV7d)

161 Kindltoque would be a good sock if I were talking about Canada, eh?

Posted by: Kindltot at June 20, 2018 09:14 PM (2K6fY)

162 I thought Trump was made of sterner stuff, but apparently the Mrs. can make him fold like a cheap suit.

Posted by: Locke Common at June 20, 2018 09:14 PM (W0pSB)

163 They can only hassle citizens.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 20, 2018 09:11 PM (IqV8l)

We really have a three tier justice system

Illegals get an automatic pass on almost all violations of any law;

Accused citizens get examined under a microscope (rented from the FBI Crime Lab); and

The anointed get a letter of exoneration prior to their unrecorded interview!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 20, 2018 09:14 PM (n9EOP)

164 152
Trump folded

Not happy about it

Posted by: Menu at June 20, 2018 09:09 PM (73Pwg)

Think about it from this perspective. Trump needs to continue to make progress on all fronts. The enemy wants stasis. So he occasionally needs to keep things moving while more important issues are being resolved.

Posted by: Off the reservation at June 20, 2018 09:14 PM (vWMNq)

165 Because CBP cannot hold children, nor (now) separate them from their families, CBP must release the families without bond.

Fine, release the families back to their home country. They can be notified when the court can hear their case and they can return then.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 20, 2018 09:15 PM (roQNm)

166 Trump should not have done this because reasons.

Definitely reasons.


I'm afraid!

*pees down leg*


Posted by: #deeplyconcerned at June 20, 2018 09:15 PM (ItyGR)

167 Watching Yellowstone which someone upthread suggested I shouldn't owing to something Costner said on the view, but I'm not sure what.

Costner seems to have more hair than he did a few years ago. Rug or Joe Biden plugs?

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 20, 2018 09:15 PM (+Tibp)

168 I don't like this because it makes PDT look weak. It's ok though he knows how to play this game.

Posted by: f'd at June 20, 2018 09:10 PM (UdKB7)

Trump understands communication and politics better than most will him credit for until maybe roughly another 20 years pass. I would say he's likely a once in a generation talent on both fronts, which still sounds insane.

The Commies had a snowball rolling down a hill and gathering speed and Trumpy just redirected the path back toward them, leaving his (and therefore *our*) rising popular support well in place.

That matters for the bigger picture. I also don't think the EO was a cave, even though his hand was clearly forced.

Posted by: Mega at June 20, 2018 09:15 PM (rv0Fo)

169 Whose leg do I have to hump to get a remake of Deliverance made starring Peter Fonda as Bobby Trippe?

Posted by: Trigger Warning at June 20, 2018 09:15 PM (YRXy3)

170 I've watched the GOPe fold every time for 50 years. Trump is not folding. That is KRAAAZY talk!

Posted by: strawdog at June 20, 2018 09:16 PM (Cssks)

171 How about Trump shuts the border down completely until he can fuck with dealing with this thing. Fvck em all.

Posted by: dartist at June 20, 2018 09:16 PM (K22Va)

172 It's gonna be an early night for Trump! No path to 270! We lose the house and the senate! Whaaaaa!

Fuck that bullshit sideways. Are there really people here who still doubt Trump? You don't think he'll bring an unprecedented amount of energy to our side in the midterms? Be concerned if you like. Me? I'm happy as a pig in shit. Trump's got this.

Posted by: Octopussy at June 20, 2018 09:17 PM (AZMQo)

173 The austin aclu is bussing people down to Brownsville and providing breakfast, lunch, & dinner plus water and beverages to keep you hydrated next Thursday the 29th....totally organic and spontaneous.

Posted by: lin-duh at June 20, 2018 09:17 PM (kufk0)

174 Trump 's EO means we might finally get the happy fun camps!

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 20, 2018 09:17 PM (hMwEB)

175 Dang, the RSB chick on the right is gorgeous.

Posted by: rickl at June 20, 2018 09:17 PM (sdi6R)

176 'Fine, release the families back to their home country. '

3 weeks way too long. 3 days max to South of the border.

Posted by: f'd at June 20, 2018 09:17 PM (UdKB7)

177 My God.



Maybe he DID collude with Russians!!!


Someone please pat my tummy like mommy used to do.

Posted by: #deeplyconcerned at June 20, 2018 09:17 PM (ItyGR)

178 wooga, ubama cries because he knows he ain't god and never will be. It's also becuase he knows he's just a poor half/white failure who has had everything handed to him his whole life. He knows he ain't never earned a damn thing, especially a Nobel.

Posted by: Eromero at June 20, 2018 09:17 PM (zLDYs)

179 Costner seems to have more hair than he did a few years ago. Rug or Joe Biden plugs?
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 20, 2018 09:15 PM (+Tibp)


He can certainly afford the best plugs money can buy.

But it's more likely movie magic.

Posted by: eleven at June 20, 2018 09:18 PM (+lOpA)

180
The plan was still to go after Trump even if hillary won.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 20, 2018 09:18 PM (r+sAi)

181 Wings, beer and poontang.

Extra blue cheese please.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 20, 2018 09:18 PM (jOO8i)

182 SCOTUS said AZ cops can not ask people they stop and who they suspect of being illegal aliens for proof of their citizenship. Immigration enforcement is a federal responsibility, states can't help, even states that want to help (like AZ, where we're routinely overrun by illegals and the crime they bring with them).

How can the police determine if an arrestee is entitled to consular services from his home country if they can't ask him what country he is a citizen of?

Posted by: Jack O'Neill at June 20, 2018 09:19 PM (brIR5)

183 The austin aclu is bussing people down to
Brownsville and providing breakfast, lunch, dinner plus water and
beverages to keep you hydrated next Thursday the 29th....totally organic
and spontaneous.

Posted by: lin-duh at June 20, 2018 09:17 PM (kufk0)


In the face of this non-spontaneous planned attack of outrage I recommend complete surrender.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Inspector General and his Electric Accordian Band! at June 20, 2018 09:19 PM (0QYMt)

184 I thought Trump was made of sterner stuff, but apparently the Mrs. can make him fold like a cheap suit.

Posted by: Locke Common at June 20, 2018 09:14 PM (W0pSB)

Reminder: This is what libs give you when you look like you even *might* be leaning toward appeasing them. A long, very tired broken record (or skipping CD for you young'uns).

Trump won, again, you lost... again. The fact that you are here tells me it still stings. Which frankly gives me a bit of a Commenting Stiffie.

Posted by: Mega at June 20, 2018 09:19 PM (rv0Fo)

185 THIS is just MOAR Jarvanka ORDERING DADDDY to kill INNOCENTS.




I just pooped myself.

Posted by: #deeplyconcerned at June 20, 2018 09:19 PM (ItyGR)

186 Watching Boogie Nights - I never got to finish it first time I saw it 20 years ago.

Mark Wahlberg is Luke Skywalker; Burt Reynolds is Obi-Wan

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 20, 2018 09:19 PM (6FqZa)

187 On Yellowstone just now, a minor character just said "fucking". Times have changed.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 20, 2018 09:20 PM (+Tibp)

188 This is a loser for the Democrat/Open Border types. After a week of screeching about bambinos being ripped from their mamacita's arms and NAZI showers, you still have 46% say they approve of President Trump's handling of this issue and only 19% oppose. The other 35% also approves but they don't want to admit it to the pollsters.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at June 20, 2018 09:21 PM (5Yee7)

189 Catch and Release, huh. Um, release the kids to whom? If 5/6 of the children in custody are unaccompanied minors, their families already are in their home country and have been there all along. The "breaking up" of the families occurred in Honduras / Guatemala / El Salvador, not here.

Posted by: Hands at June 20, 2018 09:21 PM (EzdLW)

190 171
How about Trump shuts the border down completely until he can fuck with dealing with this thing. Fvck em all.


Posted by: dartist at June 20, 2018 09:16 PM (K22Va)

That is the best option. Point out the percentage of unaccompanied minors crossing. What the hell do they do with those anyway? More DACA?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 20, 2018 09:22 PM (rnXGe)

191 Eromero at June 20, 2018 09:17 PM (zLDYs).

Nah I would bet that Barky isn't doing any crying. He just tokes up and then he believes that the MBM is going to vindicate him soon very soon.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at June 20, 2018 09:22 PM (eASYU)

192 The Deep State needs an Illudium Q-38 Space Modulator shoved up its squeakhole.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 20, 2018 09:23 PM (nF4Bw)

193
I am going to call it a semi-fold, because this issue required political expediency, the 'news" was established and the issue couldn't be won. But the EO really does squat, they will still have to separate children from their smugglers.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 20, 2018 09:23 PM (r+sAi)

194 Rep. Matt Gaetz

"If we were really serious about oversight we'd say the documents will be present at 10:00a.m. tomorrow, if they're not, at 10:01 we start the impeachment proceedings regarding Rod Rosenstein."

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 20, 2018 09:23 PM (y3aQB)

195 Trump is just waiting for his opportunity to step down and crown Hillary Queen !!!
The damned British Space Lizard Monarchy is Everywhere!!!



Hold me?

Posted by: #deeplyconcerned at June 20, 2018 09:23 PM (ItyGR)

196 It'd be a fucking shame if something happened to the ACLU bus. Real shame.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 20, 2018 09:23 PM (89T5c)

197 Trump won, again, you lost... again. The fact that you are here tells me it still stings. Which frankly gives me a bit of a Commenting Stiffie.
Posted by: Mega at June 20, 2018 09:19 PM (rv0Fo)



**fistbump**

Posted by: eleven at June 20, 2018 09:23 PM (+lOpA)

198 190. 'Como se dice "pizza"?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 20, 2018 09:23 PM (fA1SL)

199 One thing that is neat is that the outpatient cancer treatment center I've been going to is moving out of the local hospital to a new building only five minutes from where I work, which is convenient. It would be practically walking distance if the PA Turnpike wasn't in the way.
Posted by: rickl at June 20, 2018 08:47

Prayers up for you rickl. Hope all goes well.
T

Posted by: Farmer at June 20, 2018 09:24 PM (yJ1e6)

200 "If we were really serious about oversight we'd say the documents will be present at 10:00a.m. tomorrow, if they're not, at 10:01 we start the impeachment proceedings regarding Rod Rosenstein."
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy

Oh, wow, it moved.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 20, 2018 09:24 PM (+Tibp)

201 IT guy takes shit all over Dem 'Russia, Russia, Russia' story:


@NatashaBertrand

In his testimony before the Senate Intel Committee today, Obama's cyber chief confirmed he was ordered to "stand down" against Russian cyberattacks in summer 2016

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 20, 2018 09:25 PM (zfrbv)

202 buzzin'

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 20, 2018 09:25 PM (0O7c5)

203 PDT does fight back although not with a televised national speech:
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/
299941/#respond

Posted by: andycanuck at June 20, 2018 09:25 PM (Evws/)

204 **fistbump**

Posted by: eleven at June 20, 2018 09:23 PM (+lOpA)

Just the fists though.

Posted by: Mega at June 20, 2018 09:26 PM (rv0Fo)

205 #203 Scroll up to the post above the comment section.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 20, 2018 09:26 PM (Evws/)

206 186 hobo

Burt Reynolds could ACT. He wasn't just a movie star, & his performance in Boogie Nights was superb.

The kid with the big dick that Reynolds discovers working in a restaurant is a thinly-veiled fictional version of a real life porn "star" whose name I con't remember. Tom [somebody], I think.

Posted by: strawdog at June 20, 2018 09:27 PM (Cssks)

207 188. Ninos not bambinos. my people got nothing to do with this mess. and Italy is turning away refugee ships.

Posted by: kakisto at June 20, 2018 09:27 PM (WLeoI)

208 The kid with the big dick that Reynolds discovers working in a restaurant is a thinly-veiled fictional version of a real life porn "star" whose name I con't remember. Tom [somebody], I think.

Posted by: strawdog

John Holmes, I think. Died of AIDS I also think.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 20, 2018 09:29 PM (+Tibp)

209 I say ubama knows he failed his sugar daddy soros/shaitan and all his brethen in the muslim world because he couldn't drag hellary's fat festering butt into the whitehouse.

Posted by: Eromero at June 20, 2018 09:30 PM (zLDYs)

210 If you have any doubt that this was a smart move by Trump, just look at how the trolls came out tonight. The more Trump wins, the more the Trolls come out.

Posted by: Iasonas at June 20, 2018 09:30 PM (MIvRT)

211 Ninos not bambinos. my people got nothing to do with this mess. and Italy is turning away refugee ships.
Posted by: kakisto at June 20, 2018 09:27 PM (WLeoI)

Since sending invaders to Italy is tantamount to an act of war against that country, Italy should mine the harbors from which these ships embark. If that fails to deter them, bring in naval vessels. and shell the shit out of the ports, which I assume are in Libya.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 20, 2018 09:30 PM (WFV7d)

212 205 #203 Scroll up to the post above the comment section.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 20, 2018 09:26 PM (Evws/)

Come on man. I got there and I was like, why does this dude want me to read ALL the comments on whatever article this was?

Posted by: Mega at June 20, 2018 09:30 PM (rv0Fo)

213 Oh. Over at Townhall it looks like none of the immigration bills got enough votes to go anywhere but onto the ash heap.



Gee. That's too bad.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Inspector General and his Electric Accordian Band! at June 20, 2018 09:30 PM (0QYMt)

214 John Holmes

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 20, 2018 09:30 PM (89T5c)

215 Thanks, Farmer!

Posted by: rickl at June 20, 2018 09:30 PM (sdi6R)

216 The kid with the big dick that Reynolds discovers
working in a restaurant is a thinly-veiled fictional version of a real
life porn "star" whose name I con't remember. Tom [somebody], I think.





Posted by: strawdog at June 20, 2018 09:27 PM (Cssks)

John Holmes. He actually killed some people too.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 20, 2018 09:31 PM (rnXGe)

217 206
186 hobo



Burt Reynolds could ACT. He wasn't just a movie star, his performance in Boogie Nights was superb.



The kid with the big dick that Reynolds discovers working in a
restaurant is a thinly-veiled fictional version of a real life porn
"star" whose name I con't remember. Tom [somebody], I think.





Posted by: strawdog at June 20, 2018 09:27 PM (Cssks)


Tommy Flanagan.

Posted by: Tommy Flanagan at June 20, 2018 09:31 PM (TKQ/l)

218 @193

I agree with your assment.

Since by and large the left owns the media and can set the narrative, they also have an incredibly large and expansive army of foot soldiers they can deploy at the drop of hat anywhere they need them.

Trump with his EO has executed a jujitsu move and has bought himself a little space and time.

The real wildcard is what the useless dogshit GOP is going to do now.

It seems like they are going to push forward with Amigo Grande.

We shall see.

Posted by: Kreplach at June 20, 2018 09:32 PM (UfMVm)

219 Tom [somebody], I think.

John something something.... wait...it's coming to me.. tip of my tongue....

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 20, 2018 09:33 PM (dUJdY)

220 The kid with the big dick that Reynolds discovers working in a

restaurant is a thinly-veiled fictional version of a real life porn

"star" whose name I con't remember. Tom [somebody], I think.


Kids

Posted by: T. Byron at June 20, 2018 09:33 PM (K22Va)

221 The kid with the big dick that Reynolds discovers working in a
restaurant is a thinly-veiled fictional version of a real life porn
"star" whose name I con't remember.

Blutarski!

(Looks in pants) Nope, nope. Nevermind.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 20, 2018 09:33 PM (+Tibp)

222 173 The austin aclu is bussing people down to Brownsville and providing breakfast, lunch, & dinner plus water and beverages to keep you hydrated next Thursday the 29th....totally organic and spontaneous.
Posted by: lin-duh at June 20, 2018 09:17 PM (kufk0)


So ... another one of those "spontaneous" demonstrations that's more thoroughly planned than D-Day?

And why don't the surviving members of ISIS ever shoot up an ACLU office, or the Academy Awards?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 20, 2018 09:33 PM (L+DZm)

223 John something something.... wait...it's coming to me.. tip of my tongue....
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 20, 2018 09:33 PM (dUJdY)



Bawdy!

Posted by: eleven at June 20, 2018 09:33 PM (+lOpA)

224 "star" whose name I con't remember. Tom [somebody], I think.

Kids
Posted by: T. Byron at June 20, 2018 09:33 PM (K22Va)


Wait - not "Dick" something?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 20, 2018 09:34 PM (L+DZm)

225 I've been saying Sid Blumenthal and Cody Shearer wrote the "dossier" since it came to light.

Posted by: dagny at June 20, 2018 09:34 PM (nRWPy)

226 The kid with the big dick in Boogie Nights was closely based on porn "star" Tom Byron.

Posted by: strawdog at June 20, 2018 09:35 PM (Cssks)

227 The kid with the big dick that Reynolds discovers working in a restaurant is a thinly-veiled fictional version of a real life porn "star" whose name I con't remember. Tom [somebody], I think.

I'm not sure I want to know the answer, but how did he come to know that?

I've been in lots of restaurants, and I couldn't tell you how well endowed any of the employees were.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 20, 2018 09:36 PM (L+DZm)

228 Wait - not "Dick" something?

That's the Bruiser, I think.

Posted by: dartist at June 20, 2018 09:36 PM (K22Va)

229 Evidently there was an MTV award show last night. Chris Pratt told the audience that "God is real and he loves you. Grace was paid for"

Career ender?

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 20, 2018 09:37 PM (+Tibp)

230 And why don't the surviving members of ISIS ever shoot up an ACLU office, or the Academy Awards?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 20, 2018 09:33 PM (L+DZm)

Why would they harm their allies?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 20, 2018 09:37 PM (4ErVI)

231 -
-If you have not touched the Golden Scalp Weasel, you do not know the Golden Scalp Weasel.
-----------------------
Do you know the Golden Scalp Weasel?


Posted by: PDT aka GSW at June 20, 2018 09:38 PM (RVcmP)

232 My fav quote is still the retiring diplomat who said Trump was like a Velociraptor. Still makes me laugh.

Of course, in the movie they were on the good guys' side, taking on the huge, monstrous dinosaurs that were rying to kill people. I doubt the diplomat saw the relevance of his chosen animal, but I sure do.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 09:40 PM (mNJBC)

233 Guevara

See the movie! It's GOOD.

Reynolds' character introduces himself to the Byron character as a film producer & asks to see his schlong. Both the film audience & the Byron character wrongly suspect it's a homosexual pickup attempt.

As well they might.

Posted by: strawdog at June 20, 2018 09:40 PM (Cssks)

234 There are new rules.
An EO like this just builds on Cruz' wondering, which was answered unequivocally.
Bulletproof all the things.

Posted by: micky at June 20, 2018 09:40 PM (dF9Lb)

235 Have any of the Christian Morons seen the Russel Crowe Noah?

I'm curious what you think of it. I just got the dvd from the library. Thought it was very odd.

Posted by: eleven at June 20, 2018 09:42 PM (+lOpA)

236 Reynolds' character doesn't ask to see the kid's schlong. He does watch the kid bang the Heather Graham character though.

Posted by: davidt at June 20, 2018 09:43 PM (TKQ/l)

237 Is a consent decree binding in perpetuity? Does it tie the hands of the next administration? I think this should be litigated.

Posted by: Atlanta Bob at June 20, 2018 09:43 PM (ct/rV)

238 Academy Awards have insane security. No expense spared.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 09:44 PM (mNJBC)

239 238 Academy Awards have insane security. No expense spared.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 09:44 PM (mNJBC)

Now that's gun control!

Posted by: ALH at June 20, 2018 09:45 PM (XOAlA)

240 231
Do you know the Golden Scalp Weasel?


Posted by: PDT aka GSW at June 20, 2018 09:38 PM (RVcmP)


*knock knock*

Good evening. We're here to bring you the Good News about the Golden Scalp Weasel.

Posted by: Donald's Witnesses at June 20, 2018 09:46 PM (sdi6R)

241 -If you have not touched the Golden Scalp Weasel, you do not know the Golden Scalp Weasel.
-----------------------
Do you know the Golden Scalp Weasel?




Posted by: PDT aka GSW at June 20, 2018 09:38 PM (RVcmP)


Dude. Please.I write those.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Inspector General and his Electric Accordian Band! at June 20, 2018 09:48 PM (0QYMt)

242 The Russell Crowe Noah is wretchedly bad. I couldn't finish the thing.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 20, 2018 09:48 PM (6FqZa)

243 There are new rules.
An EO like this just builds on Cruz' wondering, which was answered unequivocally.
Bulletproof all the things.
Posted by: micky at June 20, 2018 09:40 PM (dF9Lb)


The overwhelming majority of the U.S. population obviously doesn't give a crap about the illegal alien families "being ripped apart." Even the Free $h!t Army cohorts of the Donk coalition don't care. They have a very close-up and personal relationship with Children's Services. FSA members know all about being separated from their children and I will bet that some are wondering why their "allies" in the Democrat party never said a word on their behalf.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at June 20, 2018 09:48 PM (5Yee7)

244 btw, I am not speaking as a Christian here, just as someone who likes movies.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 20, 2018 09:49 PM (6FqZa)

245 Good evening. We're here to bring you the Good News about the Golden Scalp Weasel.

It'll be great. The best.

Posted by: eleven at June 20, 2018 09:49 PM (+lOpA)

246 242 The Russell Crowe Noah is wretchedly bad. I couldn't finish the thing.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 20, 2018 09:48 PM (6FqZa)



Yeah. I was just curious if they even came remotely close to the Biblical story.

So many strange things.

Posted by: eleven at June 20, 2018 09:50 PM (+lOpA)

247 Heileman and Nicole wallace.
It's turtles on fence posts all the way down.
Deep state disinformation op. They will do anything to win the midterms. When they don't, it'll go thunderdome.

Posted by: Simplemind at June 20, 2018 09:51 PM (ZuGkg)

248 On Yellowstone, another "fucking" and now a "cock sucker", by Costner, no less.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 20, 2018 09:51 PM (+Tibp)

249 It occurs to me that Trump coins/announces a real life "Space Force" just a moment or two after the death of Star Wars by the commie hand.

Timing is too coincidental not to be intentional.

Posted by: Mega at June 20, 2018 09:52 PM (rv0Fo)

250 248
On Yellowstone, another "fucking" and now a "cock sucker", by Costner, no less.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 20, 2018 09:51 PM (+Tibp)


Barbarians.

Posted by: Al Swearagen at June 20, 2018 09:53 PM (TKQ/l)

251 235 Have any of the Christian Morons seen the Russel Crowe Noah?

==

the one with stone decepticons?

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 20, 2018 09:54 PM (hMwEB)

252 That matters for the bigger picture. I also don't think the EO was a cave, even though his hand was clearly forced.


Posted by: Mega at June 20, 2018 09:15 PM (rv0Fo)
If Trumps hand was not forced then he manipulated the shit out of Dems. I think he called a poorly thought out bluff or called on a player who overestimated his hand. The Dems didn't anticipate Trump putting up a basically worthless EO that kept zero tolerance in place. Now this manufactured crisis is out of the crisis stage. It has been returned to a normal political dispute which gives the space for emotions to cool and the liberty movement to get out our message and inoculate against another one of these coordinated freakouts. He did look weak though basically like Obama when he said I can't do DACA myself then did DACA a couple years later only Trump did it in two days.

Posted by: huh? at June 20, 2018 09:54 PM (CwefE)

253 the one with stone decepticons?
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 20, 2018 09:54 PM (hMwEB)



That was actually the only thing I liked about it. The Rock Angels.

Posted by: eleven at June 20, 2018 09:56 PM (+lOpA)

254 The Cult of Trump.

THE CULT OF TRUMP!!
Can't you see?? Don't you understand??!?!??!??!


I'm shitting my pants, man!!1111!

Posted by: #deeplyconcerned at June 20, 2018 09:56 PM (ItyGR)

255 Those of you who were talking about suicide last week and saying that you couldn't understand it...this is why.
The liberals, the democrats, the GOPe, the Bill Krystols of this age will go into their graves attended by the finest medical available. They will die peacefully of old age, smiling all the while. They'll never be punished. We're not in that world any more.

The world is no longer a place where evil is punished and good rewarded. No. It's now a place where you grab all you can, when you can, and do your best to screw your neighbor out of his/her gains.
Those of us who thought, "Do unto others" and so on, will be seen as the naive fools flicked into the garbage can of history. We'll be lucky if they find our bodies so we can have a proper burial.

We're in Hell, and it's only a mater of recognizing that.
There's no point anymore.
Sorry, I know this is really depressing, or it would be if I was anyone of note on this blog, but there it is. There it is. It's right there, and it's baring its fangs.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 20, 2018 09:57 PM (l9m7l)

256 >> I've been in lots of restaurants, and I couldn't tell you how well endowed any of the employees were.

-------------------------

Me neither. Maybe at the Bathhouse Bar and Grill and by "Bar", they mean the waiters show off their bars.

Like Hooters, but for tinkerbells.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 20, 2018 09:59 PM (8O3HH)

257 Posted by: huh? at June 20, 2018 09:54 PM (CwefE)

And the part of the EO everyone is missing???
President Trump directed the Dept. of DEFENSE to help with housing of illegals, including building camps and facilities.

As this will be on Federal Land, no Posse Act problems.

This... is new... and could be a game changer.

Posted by: Don Q at June 20, 2018 10:01 PM (NgKpN)

258 nood

Posted by: eleven at June 20, 2018 10:01 PM (+lOpA)

259 Me neither. Maybe at the Bathhouse Bar and Grill and by "Bar", they mean the waiters show off their bars.

Like Hooters, but for tinkerbells.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 20, 2018 09:59 PM (8O3HH)

That would be "Boxers," the gay sports bar chain.

Posted by: josephistan at June 20, 2018 10:01 PM (ANIFC)

260 47 The next president after Trump will be so boring.

Posted by: Jmel at June 20, 2018 08:38 PM (OeWgo)

I rate this statement as True.

There was a time, before the oceans drank Atlantis, when giants walked the Earth.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 20, 2018 10:01 PM (0ogQG)

261 211. The Italian Navy escorted the ship to Spain. I haven't read the Italian press lately however there has been a shft rightward and the immigrant crisis is infuriating the guido on the street.

Posted by: kallisto at June 20, 2018 10:02 PM (WLeoI)

262 We're in Hell, and it's only a mater of recognizing that.
There's no point anymore.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 20, 2018 09:57 PM (l9m7l)

Christianity has always stated that this is the world of the Enemy. Remember that it was within Satan's power to offer Jesus all the kingdoms of the world if He just bowed to him.

And we know how this story ends. First, it gets dark. Then, it gets really dark. Then, we win.

Never despair.

Posted by: JSchuler at June 20, 2018 10:02 PM (7axIG)

263 Here is the thing for me: Not only do I have NO sympathy for these people, I am growing real animus towards them.

Not one more dollar for these fuckers.


I denounce myself.

Posted by: nip at June 20, 2018 10:03 PM (NUH4Q)

264 BeckoningChasm, if Jesus / Mashiach won't come, there is one who will. The Reconciler; the Zhéng-Mìng. Call it Gozer the Traveler if you like.

Every sick society collapses eventually. Names are always rectified in the end.

Your job is to survive the process.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 20, 2018 10:03 PM (6FqZa)

265 Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 20, 2018 09:57 PM (l9m7l)


The wailing and gnashing of the enemy demonstrates their losing position.

Have Faith. The Shining Light of the Golden Scalp Weasel shall be as the kitchen light upon cockroaches, scattering them unto the winds.

Posted by: davidt at June 20, 2018 10:04 PM (TKQ/l)

266 An interesting factoid about Boogie Nights:

When Reynolds saw the director's cut, he hated it, and fired his agent for putting him in such a total pos.

Then... he got nominated for Best Actor. He later said he was proud of the film.

Posted by: strawdog at June 20, 2018 10:04 PM (Cssks)

267 i know i'm late for the star wars thread, but i saw something about bobo fett - so how about this for a storyline:

fett is also an amateur singer with aspirations to being a pop star, so he goes on galaxy's got talent (wtvr) and gets a lot of criticism - so he must learn to deal with being disliked and also to look at his talent critically. so with some tough love from a friend, he improves and faces his fears and continues in the contest. and he has to juggle that with the demands of his family life and his professional responsibility as a bounty hunter. what does he choose?

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 20, 2018 10:04 PM (Pg+x7)

268 and of course i got the accents wrong because i am a moron.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 20, 2018 10:04 PM (6FqZa)

269 The other 35% also approves but they don't want to admit it to the pollsters.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at June 20, 2018 09:21 PM (5Yee7)

Are there really people who are askerd of pollsters? I never get polled but if I did, I'd tell them whatever I wanted to...then hang up and not give them another thought.

Posted by: Tami at June 20, 2018 10:06 PM (Enq6K)

270 255. There's a paradigm shift happenning. it's the Fourth Turning, take heart!

Posted by: kallisto at June 20, 2018 10:06 PM (WLeoI)

271 238 Academy Awards have insane security. No expense spared.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 09:44 PM (mNJBC)


I doubt the World Trade Center skimped on security.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 20, 2018 10:12 PM (L+DZm)

272 This... is new... and could be a game changer.



Posted by: Don Q at June 20, 2018 10:01 PM (NgKpN)
I think he put DOD on it because the military is super good at putting together fortified bases quickly in the middle of nowhere. HHS would turn it into a major goat fuck but they'll probably still run the well being type stuff to make sure the kids are ok. Military will probably be in charge of security and infrastructure only. Plus I noted in the order that he'll only put kids with their families if it is clear they are family. So the camp probably won't really have to be that big making it easier to keep it manageable. Could end up being a pretty nice camp which may convince judges to alter Flores?

Posted by: huh? at June 20, 2018 10:13 PM (CwefE)

273 willower, I am, heh.
Hypocrisy eventually undoes itself.
Words mean things (the lame parsing from fakeness aside).
Just observing, mho, that Ted might have had some 'wording' as there was some idea of a senate bill.

Same page things. Nevermind -- ELittella

Posted by: micky at June 20, 2018 10:16 PM (dF9Lb)

274 Rickl, if you are still here I finally read your linked article about the SPLC. I hope they are sued into the ground. They are a hate organization, I agree.

The Clooneys dumped in millions of dollars awhile back, and that is when I noticed it really go off the rails. Maybe it was just coincidence, I don't know. George's wife is Arab and maybe that also has something to do with it. When I read about the money invested, it was implied they they were now partners with the SPLC...decision making and all.

I remember being disturbed by it, but then, so many things are disturbing these days.

Just read about the bloodbath caused by Muslims in Maine. My heart sank. This was the line that did it:

One Lewiston resident noted that there had been other incidents, but nothing had been done: “It’s like the police are scared. But they need to put a stop to it or there are going to be riots.”

The police scared is what has happened throughout Europe. It was my fear for here too.


Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 10:17 PM (mNJBC)

275 Good evening, framily

Posted by: TickledPink at June 20, 2018 10:17 PM (TL2pK)

276 I would love to have faith, but in my experience faith is a very fragile butterfly. If you touch it, it loses its scales and becomes just another window. If you withdraw your finger after touching, faith says, "Ah, you're not."
Again, apologies for being depressing. This is the stuff I see descending all the time.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 20, 2018 10:18 PM (l9m7l)

277 Academy Awards have insane security. No expense spared.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 09:44 PM (mNJBC)

I doubt the World Trade Center skimped on security.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 20, 2018 10:12 PM (L+DZm)


Since 9/11 the security for the Oscars has increased 100 fold. I don't know about the other award shows.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 10:19 PM (mNJBC)

Claim: Future Soy Wars Movies on Hold as LucasFilm Tries to Navigate the SJW Asteroid Field It's Created

I don't know if I buy this -- this hot scoop is from "Collider," whatever that is -- but it made me smile.

t may be a while before we see any more movies like Solo: A Star Wars Story out of Lucasfilm. Sources with knowledge of the situation tell Collider that Lucasfilm has decided to put plans for more A Star Wars Story spinoff movies on hold, instead opting to focus their attention on Star Wars: Episode IX and what the next trilogy of Star Wars films will be after that film. Sources tell us that the previously rumored Obi-Wan movie was in active development, but those who were working on the film are no longer involved. It was recently reported that Logan filmmaker James Mangold was in early talks to write and direct the Boba Fett film, but that was before Solo's release.

This news comes in the wake of the disappointing launch of Solo, which was only Lucasfilm's second A Star Wars Story spinoff, but which received mixed-positive reviews and fell short of box office expectations.

Disney is terrible and deserves to have its nose bloodied.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 07:04 PM




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1 You don't say ...

Posted by: Adriane the Sarcastic Critic ... at June 20, 2018 07:06 PM (AoK0a)

2 Meh. They screwed the pooch with all the SJW crap. I wish them nothing but failure.

Posted by: Old Blue at June 20, 2018 07:06 PM (gEvQ8)

3 Oh well.

Posted by: blaster at June 20, 2018 07:07 PM (jHrzU)

4 Solo hasn't even hit $200 million in the US and it's been out four weeks.

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 20, 2018 07:07 PM (xPl2J)

5 Mickey, you dirty rat. You killed my brother!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 20, 2018 07:08 PM (IqV8l)

6 I wish them nothing but failure.

They'll blame us, though. Count on it.

Posted by: Adriane the Sarcastic Critic ... at June 20, 2018 07:08 PM (AoK0a)

7 I summoned the Corgis

Posted by: Old Blue at June 20, 2018 07:08 PM (gEvQ8)

8 What is a mixed-positive review?

And top 10!

Posted by: Rosasharn at June 20, 2018 07:09 PM (PzBTm)

9 Get Woke, Go Broke.

Posted by: Jmel at June 20, 2018 07:09 PM (OeWgo)

10 If they went back to the classic Space Opera meme of the first three movies they would make a mint.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 20, 2018 07:09 PM (+Dllb)

11 >> "James Mangold was in early talks to write and direct the Boba Fett film ..."

"The Boba Fett film?" That's really scraping the bottom of the Soy Wars cracker barrel.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at June 20, 2018 07:09 PM (qmI8g)

12 STAMPEDE!!!!!! (thousands of furry little feet running over everything in their path)

Posted by: Old Blue at June 20, 2018 07:09 PM (gEvQ8)

13 Maybe Disney has decided to stop making bad movies until the childrens are safe from Trump.

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 20, 2018 07:10 PM (4e+hS)

14 Wait, we can't make money by insulting the only people who would come see our movies no matter what?!?!

What has this world come to?

Posted by: Disney at June 20, 2018 07:10 PM (ycWCI)

15 "and fell short of box office expectations."

Understatement of the decade.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 20, 2018 07:10 PM (+Dllb)

16 It's dead.

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 20, 2018 07:10 PM (c1sSU)

17 top 20 !!

Posted by: runner at June 20, 2018 07:11 PM (bUjCl)

18 Wait...what? The chill out thread is over? That was fast. I read too slowly.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 07:11 PM (mNJBC)

19 When I was a kid "Disney" meant awesome with awesome sauce and a dessert of awesome pie.


The future sucks.

Posted by: eleven at June 20, 2018 07:11 PM (+lOpA)

20 16
It's dead.

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 20, 2018 07:10 PM (c1sSU)

The correct response is to say "It's dead, Jim."

Posted by: Old Blue at June 20, 2018 07:11 PM (gEvQ8)

21 It's dead Jim.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 20, 2018 07:11 PM (dUJdY)

22 lmfao!! Great minds Old Blue.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 20, 2018 07:12 PM (dUJdY)

23 Posted by: Jewells45 at June 20, 2018 07:11 PM (dUJdY)

Nanner nanner

Posted by: Old Blue at June 20, 2018 07:12 PM (gEvQ8)

24 They can't help themselves, they gotta lecture us, because of their superiority.

To paraphrase another superior human, "It is their destiny."

Posted by: davidt at June 20, 2018 07:12 PM (TKQ/l)

25 So that's where you all went! I never.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 20, 2018 07:12 PM (md3fh)

26 I wish there was a way that Disney could be forced to change its name. Either that or have Walt retroactively change his name.

Posted by: OCBill at June 20, 2018 07:13 PM (df+Zi)

27 11 "The Boba Fett film?" That's really scraping the bottom of the Soy Wars cracker barrel.

i, for one, was looking forward to the film about the little droid that chewie scared while they were wandering around the death star in episode iv.

Posted by: Anachronda at June 20, 2018 07:13 PM (NmR1a)

28 "The Boba Fett film?" That's really scraping the bottom of the Soy Wars cracker barrel.
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at June 20, 2018 07:09 PM (qmI8g)


It could be really good if really good creative people wanted to make something really good.

Posted by: eleven at June 20, 2018 07:13 PM (+lOpA)

29 OK, gotta start cooking something. MBBL.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 20, 2018 07:13 PM (md3fh)

30 With all the nonsense going on, this rates pretty low on my list of hot priorities. But it's always nice to read.

Just waiting for Gainzz! thread. Soon....soon.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 20, 2018 07:13 PM (+Tibp)

31 Gee, shitting on your core audience for not wanting to watch your trainwreck cash grab movie isn't a good idea? Who woulda thunkit?

Posted by: buzzion at June 20, 2018 07:14 PM (lKs2v)

32 I saw Star Wars back in 1977 in Boston before it was in wide release. I've seen them all at the show until Solo. I just couldn't.

When they've lost a diehard like me that sat through all the crap they've released the last nearly 20 years... well, it ain't good for the bottom line.

Posted by: Ann at June 20, 2018 07:14 PM (e59uY)

33 What exactly do you have in a Boba Fett movie anyway?

This is what I call the Locke Conundrum (from the Locke character on Lost.)

1) TV show/Movie creates a character that a lot of people like.

2) Fans want to know more about character.

3a) If studio is smart, they do not give it to them. Character stays popular.

3b) The studio gives fans what they want and ruin the character. (Han Solo is the most recent example.)

And Boba Fett is not that good of a character anyway.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 20, 2018 07:14 PM (ycWCI)

34 And Marvel is going the same way...

With SJW Ms. Marvel.

Posted by: Don Q. at June 20, 2018 07:14 PM (NgKpN)

35 Disney's next project :
The Sand People

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 20, 2018 07:14 PM (4e+hS)

36 It would *like* a producer to produce a Star Wars film that isn't SJW, but treats the protagonists and antagonists each with respect for their different philosophies.

George Lucas himself *almost* succeeded in Revenge of the Sith.

I don't think Disney can. Abrams has Nazis on the brain - perhaps understandably, for (((one of us))). The others whom Kathleen Kennedy has pegged are just panderers.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 20, 2018 07:14 PM (6FqZa)

37 A Leia Organa prequel movie would make more sense than a Fett movie. And it would feature a female lead.

Posted by: Atlanta Bob at June 20, 2018 07:15 PM (ct/rV)

38 If you don't like this film Peter Fonda will put you in a cage with a pedophile.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 20, 2018 07:15 PM (IqV8l)

39 I'm probably not going to see Episode 9.

After the abysmal prequels, I waited for the final trilogy. I finally gave it up after Star Wars: Girl Power.

It's not worth it. We can't have nice things.

Posted by: Axeman at June 20, 2018 07:15 PM (vDqXW)

40 Disney is terrible..unfortunately it is going to buy Fox..71.3 BILLION !

Posted by: runner at June 20, 2018 07:15 PM (bUjCl)

41 Satans children ruin everything.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 20, 2018 07:16 PM (xMnHK)

42 Disney ruined Star Wars. I choose to ignore their disastrous storylines. They just don't exist for me.

Posted by: Tuna at June 20, 2018 07:16 PM (jm1YL)

43 Mickey is very disappointed in all of us.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 20, 2018 07:16 PM (ppaKI)

44 This is what I call the Locke Conundrum (from the Locke character on Lost.)

1) TV show/Movie creates a character that a lot of people like.

2) Fans want to know more about character.

3a) If studio is smart, they do not give it to them. Character stays popular.

3b) The studio gives fans what they want and ruin the character. (Han Solo is the most recent example.)
======

Don't I know it!

Posted by: Space Jockey at June 20, 2018 07:16 PM (nILVB)

45 Posted by: Ann

I redboxed TFA, borrowed Rogue One from a library, and just couldn't even with TLJ and Soylo. I'm not even going to start.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 20, 2018 07:16 PM (6FqZa)

46 19 When I was a kid "Disney" meant awesome with awesome sauce and a dessert of awesome pie.


The future sucks.
Posted by: eleven at June 20, 2018 07:11 PM (+lOpA)

Yeah.... they even screwed up Tommorowland...

Posted by: Don Q. at June 20, 2018 07:16 PM (NgKpN)

47 How about just invoking "shave and a haircut" and putting this interminable space cartoon out of its misery?

Posted by: Lebron Horowitz at June 20, 2018 07:16 PM (UFgOG)

48 I think if they scream louder when calling people who hate these turds racists, that will probably work.

They should probably do that. Dial it up to eleven, fellas!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 20, 2018 07:17 PM (4ErVI)

49 A Soy Wars Story: The Tofu Strikes Back

Posted by: wth at June 20, 2018 07:17 PM (HgMAr)

50 The most accurate depiction of Disney, Inc on film is that South Park episode where Mickey beats the shit out of the Jonas Brothers for not wanting to make preteen girls horny to sell product. I saw A New Hope II-- Er, sorry, I mean The Force Awakens-- and nothing else.

Posted by: Vanya at June 20, 2018 07:17 PM (7PLM4)

51 Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 20, 2018 07:16 PM (6FqZa)

I wish I had done that. Took me a while, but I finally learned.

Posted by: Ann at June 20, 2018 07:17 PM (e59uY)

52 It's a series of two good movies 35 years ago.

Posted by: Axeman at June 20, 2018 07:17 PM (vDqXW)

53 34 And Marvel is going the same way...

With SJW Ms. Marvel.
Posted by: Don Q. at June 20, 2018 07:14 PM (NgKpN)

It is still Disney. It was never a matter of 'if' just 'how long' could they keep it out of the Marvel movies.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 20, 2018 07:17 PM (ycWCI)

54 I could watch a Leia Organa movie if it was about Leia and her family working for freedom under an Empire; but under Disney it would just be about the vaj.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 20, 2018 07:17 PM (6FqZa)

55 Revenge of the Jawas.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 20, 2018 07:17 PM (xMnHK)

56 All together now:
"Get woke, go broke."

The more this happens, the better the world is. Also, if you laugh at them while putting your pocketbook away, it acts as a force multiplier. They take themselves very seriously, so being laughed at makes them afraid. They are also terrified of being ostracized, and so shunning them really underscores their "otherness" and drives them into depressed terror.

Keep it up!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2018 07:18 PM (hYcqw)

57 Hey, how about "Porkins, A Star Wars Story?" It'd be two hours of rebel flight crews trying to shoehorn his fat ass into his x-wing.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 20, 2018 07:18 PM (ppaKI)

58 I use to go to movies all the time, but the Left ruined them for me. Unless it's something that is patriotic or pro-God I will usually wait for it to come out on Redbox so I can give Hollywood as little $ as possible.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 20, 2018 07:18 PM (PvFoN)

59 Hollyweird makes shit, talks shit, so, as far as i am concerned, they can eat shit.

and then die.

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 20, 2018 07:18 PM (aLkGV)

60 But the world wants to know what happens with Darth Maul, crime lord!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 20, 2018 07:18 PM (VgKNm)

61 This is what I call the Locke Conundrum (from the Locke character on Lost

I hate what they did to his character. Six years I watched it only to be so disappointed I wanted to throw a brick through my TV.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 20, 2018 07:19 PM (dUJdY)

62 Meanwhile Disney just committed $71B to get X-Men (and Fox).

I'm not terribly worried about Iger running for president, he is an idiot.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 20, 2018 07:19 PM (PHotS)

63 As a child, I would look forward to the Wonderfull World of Disney. Even on our B/W TV, it was enjoyable.

Now?

All things Disney can just go away.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 20, 2018 07:19 PM (EyPfd)

64 How about just invoking "shave and a haircut" and putting this interminable space cartoon out of its misery?
Posted by: Lebron Horowitz at June 20, 2018 07:16 PM (UFgOG)
+++++++
Oh, that was *very* nice. Fist bump.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2018 07:19 PM (hYcqw)

65 Jar Jar and his gay gay buddies

Meesa likesa that!

Posted by: Bruce at June 20, 2018 07:19 PM (8ikIW)

66 33 What exactly do you have in a Boba Fett movie anyway?

This is what I call the Locke Conundrum (from the Locke character on Lost.)

1) TV show/Movie creates a character that a lot of people like.

2) Fans want to know more about character.

3a) If studio is smart, they do not give it to them. Character stays popular.

3b) The studio gives fans what they want and ruin the character. (Han Solo is the most recent example.)

And Boba Fett is not that good of a character anyway.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 20, 2018 07:14 PM (ycWCI)



There was an expanded universe novel trilogy focused on Boba Fett after he successfully escaped the Sarlaac. I believe the final climax of the series involves him hijacking a star destroyer under construction. The authors did keep his motivations close to his chest through most of the books though.

He's a character that could be done well. Just no faith in Hollywood to accomplish that.

Posted by: buzzion at June 20, 2018 07:20 PM (lKs2v)

67 52 It's a series of two good movies 35 years ago.
Posted by: Axeman at June 20, 2018 07:17 PM (vDqXW)



I would say two and a half, but yeah. That's it.

Posted by: eleven at June 20, 2018 07:20 PM (+lOpA)

68 The last Disney movie I really enjoyed was that 70s Snow White porno.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 20, 2018 07:20 PM (VgKNm)

69 lol.. I told hubby about Costner's appearance on The View. We were all set to watch Yellowstone tonight. Not now.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 20, 2018 07:20 PM (dUJdY)

70 63 As a child, I would look forward to the Wonderfull World of Disney. Even on our B/W TV, it was enjoyable.

Now?

All things Disney can just go away.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 20, 2018 07:19 PM (EyPfd)

Yup...

Davey... Davey Crocket, King of the Wild Frontier...

Posted by: Don Q. at June 20, 2018 07:20 PM (NgKpN)

71 It really doesn't matter who ruins Star Wars now or next. That the most stomachable movies are either the direct sequel or a replay of the first movie, means that it was more hype than anything that the series *had*.

Posted by: Axeman at June 20, 2018 07:20 PM (vDqXW)

72 Disney is literally the enemy.

Posted by: Simplemind at June 20, 2018 07:20 PM (ZuGkg)

73 Revenge of the Jawas.
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 20, 2018 07:17 PM (xMnHK)

=

Revenge of the Jews !

Posted by: loitering hitler at June 20, 2018 07:20 PM (bUjCl)

74 Val Jar Binks.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 20, 2018 07:20 PM (xMnHK)

75 I just saw some Dem rep on Fox equate the border situation with the internment of her Japanese forbears.

I said out loud, "I'd like to take a hammer to these people sometimes". I was surprised to hear Mrs Blutarski say "Me too, #@$*". A good woman she is.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 20, 2018 07:21 PM (+Tibp)

76 "and fell short of box office expectations."

Understatement of the decade.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 20, 2018 07:10 PM (+Dllb)

Our 'Titanic' property has not met its year to date profit goals.

Posted by: The White Star Line at June 20, 2018 07:21 PM (7PLM4)

77 So worry they will fuk up the SW section at Studios. Lots of SJwhores, and LBGTASDF bullshit.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 20, 2018 07:21 PM (JFO2v)

78 Jar Jar is an amphibian and has no penis. He splooges on the eggs of other Gungans.

Is it even possible for Gungans to gay?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 20, 2018 07:21 PM (6FqZa)

79 A Soy Wars Story: The Phantom Gluten

Posted by: wth at June 20, 2018 07:21 PM (HgMAr)

80 The Leia Organa story would be a spy thriller. And an opportunity for some beautiful girl to wear diaphanous robes. And hairy earmuffs, which was the style at the time.

Posted by: Atlanta Bob at June 20, 2018 07:22 PM (ct/rV)

81 Wassup with Costner?

Posted by: Bruce at June 20, 2018 07:22 PM (8ikIW)

82 41 years ago it began.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 20, 2018 07:22 PM (xMnHK)

83 "Yup...

Davey... Davey Crocket, King of the Wild Frontier... "

*Fistbump*

These youngsters need to stay the hell off of our yards.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 20, 2018 07:22 PM (EyPfd)

84 Disney is dead. It's an Edgar suit for the alien thing living inside it.

Posted by: Simplemind at June 20, 2018 07:22 PM (ZuGkg)

85 60 But the world wants to know what happens with Darth Maul, crime lord!

and what brand of duct tape they used to put him back together. there's an awesome product placement opportunity, right there.

Posted by: Anachronda at June 20, 2018 07:22 PM (xGZ+b)

86

We didn't even think about going to see Solo.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 20, 2018 07:22 PM (fceHP)

87 Ha ha

Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2018 07:22 PM (pHfeF)

88 They need to do a dream sequence in the next movie kind of like the Bobby Ewing dream episode on Dallas. Have Han and Leia's kid wake up from the nightmare of the previous 2 movies and tell us all our preconceived notions of HEA for our beloved characters really did happen. Kid then goes out and has his own adventures. Perfect.

Posted by: Tuna at June 20, 2018 07:22 PM (jm1YL)

89 I would say two and a half, but yeah. That's it.

Posted by: eleven at June 20, 2018 07:20 PM (+lOpA)
--
The Lucas Ruins Star Wars era started in the 3rd. And I still like things about Return, but Hammil's delivery stunk it up!

Posted by: Axeman at June 20, 2018 07:23 PM (vDqXW)

90 Return of the Gastrointestinal Distress

Posted by: wth at June 20, 2018 07:23 PM (HgMAr)

91 Hey, how about "Porkins, A Star Wars Story?" It'd be two hours of rebel flight crews trying to shoehorn his fat ass into his x-wing.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 20, 2018 07:18 PM (ppaKI)

A Rocky-esque story of effort and triumph as Porkins trains and lives on baked beans and tuna and saves every cent he has to go to X-wing school. Then, at the end...

Posted by: The White Star Line at June 20, 2018 07:23 PM (7PLM4)

92 Maybe if they push the SJW agenda some more it will work out.

Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2018 07:23 PM (pHfeF)

93 Die Soy Wars, DIE!!

On another note, how soon after FOX is sold to SoyDisney, does it become PMSNBC?

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 20, 2018 07:23 PM (Y9uH4)

94 78 - GUNGAN STYLE!

Posted by: Psy Psy Links at June 20, 2018 07:23 PM (W2YA6)

95 Why won't you people realize that we just don't care about you? You're no longer in our target audience. We know she took a lot of unjustified heat for it, but Hillary Clinton was right when she described you as "deplorables." We're on the side of good and right, and you all are a bunch of reactionary bigots who fear a future where you're no longer dominant.

Enjoy wallowing in your backwaters, and we'll laugh all the way to the bank, just like we did with "Solo: A Star Wars Story."

Posted by: Bob Iger at June 20, 2018 07:24 PM (hYcqw)

96 lol.. I told hubby about Costner's appearance on The View. We were all set to watch Yellowstone tonight. Not now.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 20, 2018 07:20 PM (dUJdY)
*********************
Trump bashing?

Posted by: redridinghood at June 20, 2018 07:24 PM (PvFoN)

97 It turns out making shitty movies targeted towards people that ARE NOT your fans and have no intention of ever seeing your movies, and then smearing your ACTUAL fans as racists and misogynists is no, in fact, a sound business strategy.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at June 20, 2018 07:24 PM (Y7Ajm)

98 88 They need to do a dream sequence in the next movie kind of like the Bobby Ewing dream episode on Dallas. Have Han and Leia's kid wake up from the nightmare of the previous 2 movies and tell us all our preconceived notions of HEA for our beloved characters really did happen. Kid then goes out and has his own adventures. Perfect.
Posted by: Tuna at June 20, 2018 07:22 PM (jm1YL)

The Force... being all powerful...

Suddenly wakes up and discovers its somehow turned female, and doesn't like it...

So rewinds time...

Posted by: Don Q. at June 20, 2018 07:24 PM (NgKpN)

99 >>>Is it even possible for Gungans to gay?


Hollywood...finds a way.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 20, 2018 07:24 PM (ppaKI)

100 I'm not terribly worried about Iger running for president, he is an idiot
=====
Jumped up weatherman with a few skels in his closet.

Posted by: Simplemind at June 20, 2018 07:24 PM (ZuGkg)

101 Rocky-esque story of effort and triumph as Porkins trains and lives on baked beans and tuna and saves every cent he has to go to X-wing school. Then, at the end...
Posted by: The White Star Line

And one day before retirement...

Posted by: Bruce at June 20, 2018 07:24 PM (8ikIW)

102 What? The Jar-Jar Binks storyline not doing well in focus groups?

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 20, 2018 07:24 PM (Y9uH4)

103 97 It turns out making shitty movies targeted towards people that ARE NOT your fans and have no intention of ever seeing your movies, and then smearing your ACTUAL fans as racists and misogynists is no, in fact, a sound business strategy.
Posted by: DudeAbiding at June 20, 2018 07:24 PM (Y7Ajm)

3. Profit!

Posted by: Underpants Disney Executive at June 20, 2018 07:24 PM (NgKpN)

104 lol.. I told hubby about Costner's appearance on The View. We were all set to watch Yellowstone tonight. Not now.
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 20, 2018 07:20 PM (dUJdY)

Don't ruin it for me! Open Range was good!

Posted by: Vanya at June 20, 2018 07:25 PM (7PLM4)

105 Maybe if they push the SJW agenda some more it will work out.


The right people just haven't tried it yet, they got the messaging wrong.

Posted by: An Observation at June 20, 2018 07:25 PM (+xAoG)

106 84 Disney is dead. It's an Edgar suit for the alien thing living inside it.
Posted by: Simplemind at June 20, 2018 07:22 PM (ZuGkg)


Hah. An edgar suit. Perfect description.

Posted by: eleven at June 20, 2018 07:25 PM (+lOpA)

107

This is why a lot of Hollywood is in meltdown too. People are pushing back on them too. Sick of it all. And they did it to themselves. All of it. Most people are easy going and just want to be entertained. Not used, bored, and preached to.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 20, 2018 07:25 PM (fceHP)

108 and what brand of duct tape they used to put him back together. there's an awesome product placement opportunity, right there.


Posted by: Anachronda at June 20, 2018 07:22 PM (xGZ+b)

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Some badass 90-lb British girl saves him with stem cell research she completed during a junior-high STEM outreach class.

Posted by: reason at June 20, 2018 07:25 PM (W2YA6)

109 The Boba Fett origin story film involves him starting out illegally buying, selling, and transporting Edamame on the galaxy's blackmarket.

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 20, 2018 07:25 PM (c1sSU)

110 >>>When I was a kid "Disney" meant awesome with awesome sauce and a dessert of awesome pie.

yep
all the kurt russell ones and the love bug.
+ the cartoons

Posted by: concrete girl at June 20, 2018 07:26 PM (yzU5t)

111 And Boba Fett is not that good of a character anyway.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 20, 2018 07:14 PM (ycWCI)


Sort of a stereotype, right? Cookie cutter character? Seen one, seen 'em all?

Multiplicity with plasma guns?

Posted by: Kindltot at June 20, 2018 07:26 PM (2K6fY)

112 Yay! Time to unplug.

Chill.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 20, 2018 07:26 PM (fceHP)

113 Jar-Jar was not as bad as *looks around* Ewoks

Posted by: runner at June 20, 2018 07:26 PM (bUjCl)

114 The Jar-Jar Binks storyline not doing well in focus groups?

Put Harvey Weinstein on it.

Oh, fOcus groups . . .

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 20, 2018 07:27 PM (6FqZa)

115 My son keeps trying to talk me into going to Soylo. I simply shrug and say "meh."


He is deeply immersed in the Millennial culture, but is smart enough not to broach any kind of SJW or grrl power topics. He's a good guy, but I don't know if he'll wake up and see the things I see.


We've had some pretty heated arguments about muzzies. So we simply do not talk about that.

Sigh.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Macho Business Donkey Wrestler at June 20, 2018 07:27 PM (xPJvm)

116 Soy Wars: The Farts Awaken

Posted by: wth at June 20, 2018 07:27 PM (HgMAr)

117 The last two movies I went to in first run:
- Dunkirk
- Darkest Hour

Dunkirk was astonishing. Chris Nolan knows how to direct a movie. Darkest hour was presented well, but took some liberties. In any event, I almost only go to the third-run movie house for two bucks when I go to a movie, which is rarer than ever. I haven't stopped liking movies. I've stopped liking *their* movies.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2018 07:27 PM (hYcqw)

118 They did not shoehorn Porkins into the x-wing, they assembled it around him. He lived there. Never was a man more wedded to his machine.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 20, 2018 07:27 PM (ycWCI)

119 I'm curious, since I don't watch the view. In what context did Cos Kid mean he can't recognize "Murica any longer? He seems to be in a few movies that are Center to right of center. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 20, 2018 07:27 PM (Y9uH4)

120 I wonder if the yodeling from Mars Attacks works on SJWs?

Posted by: An Observation at June 20, 2018 07:27 PM (+xAoG)

121 It's like I was saying when Disney started planting stories about how Solo was flopping like a trout because people don't like white male leads - that was Kennedy's propaganda, to reassure investors and board members that Boba Fett wouldn't be another damn disaster, 'cause they'd make sure to SJW the shit of it EVEN HARDER this time.

Full disclosure: I do not watch Star Wars. I just follow the business, and know PR flopsweat when I smell it...

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 20, 2018 07:28 PM (UiRxW)

122 I am not suprised to hear Rachel Maddow has Downs Syndrome.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 20, 2018 07:28 PM (xMnHK)

123 80 The Leia Organa story would be a spy thriller. And an opportunity for some beautiful girl to wear diaphanous robes. And hairy earmuffs, which was the style at the time.
Posted by: Atlanta Bob at June 20, 2018 07:22 PM (ct/rV)

It would need to be subject to the underwear test. There is no underwear in space.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at June 20, 2018 07:28 PM (jp0Bv)

124 Shart Wars: The Force Gets Woke.

Posted by: Axeman at June 20, 2018 07:28 PM (vDqXW)

125 The grand Moff Tarkin grew up a slave on an arugala farmworld.

Posted by: Simplemind at June 20, 2018 07:29 PM (ZuGkg)

126 The Scone War

Posted by: wth at June 20, 2018 07:29 PM (HgMAr)

127 One thing that I did not know about Porkins: the actor was the same one from Raiders of the Lost Ark who had the legendary line "Top. Men."

Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 20, 2018 07:29 PM (ppaKI)

128 The Boba Fett origin story film involves him starting out illegally buying, selling, and transporting Edamame on the galaxy's blackmarket.
Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 20, 2018 07:25 PM (c1sSU)

He's actually the fourth Boba Fett. He was captured by the third Boba Fett, and every night Boba III would tell him, "Good night. I'll most likely kill you in the morning."

Also, he has a sidekick who's hunting for the Six Fingered Jedi who killed his father.

Posted by: Vanya at June 20, 2018 07:29 PM (7PLM4)

129 It isn't Disney's fault. Our nation suffers a painful despair knowing that TrumpHitler is actively scheming to barbecue innocent children. The sadness leaves us listless, unable to enjoy even a finely crafted cinematic masterpiece.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 20, 2018 07:29 PM (2xR5z)

130 Claim: Future Soy Wars Movies on Hold as LucasFilm Tries to Navigate the SJW Asteroid Field It's Created

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They need to hire Howard Schultz of Starbucks to help them dodge virtue signalling asteroids.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 20, 2018 07:30 PM (+y/Ru)

131 127 One thing that I did not know about Porkins: the actor was the same one from Raiders of the Lost Ark who had the legendary line "Top. Men."
Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 20, 2018 07:29 PM (ppaKI)

Damn, I never caught that one before. He is one of the government guys. Damn.

Thanks.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 20, 2018 07:30 PM (ycWCI)

132 "I wonder if the yodeling from Mars Attacks works on SJWs?"

Give it a try.

Can't hurt.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 20, 2018 07:30 PM (EyPfd)

133 I sense a great disturbance in the force. As if millions of SJWs cried out in outrage, then wouldn't shut the hell up.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 20, 2018 07:30 PM (+Tibp)

134 One thing that I did not know about Porkins: the actor was the same one from Raiders of the Lost Ark who had the legendary line "Top. Men."
Posted by: Citizen Cake

Quick, a Porkins musical!

Posted by: Bruce at June 20, 2018 07:30 PM (8ikIW)

135 Disney is terrible and deserves to have its nose bloodied.

We need the copyright laws restored to some semblance of sanity. It's largely Disney that is responsible for buying enough Congressmen in order to keep the rights to Mickey Mouse et. al. in perpetuity.

Posted by: rickl at June 20, 2018 07:31 PM (sdi6R)

136 This is why a lot of Hollywood is in meltdown too. People are pushing back on them too. Sick of it all. And they did it to themselves. All of it. Most people are easy going and just want to be entertained. Not used, bored, and preached to.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 20, 2018 07:25 PM (fceHP)

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Plus, like many Union-Label products, it's gotten painfully expensive to purchase movie tickets.

I am a family of four, and my youngest is 11. So I am buying three adult tickets and one child ticket (for now). Easily kissing $40 unless I make a concerted effort to scrimp (matinee, not use Fandango, not go to the luxury theatre, etc...) Thankfully I have been blessed with a family who doesn't like the 3D experience, or you'd be looking at closer to $55-60.

That is no longer "spur of the moment" money on our budget.

You'd better be cranking out some damn fine product that all four of us are going to enjoy, and that we adults are going to be comfortable subjecting our children to.

Most of time Hollywood ain't making that happen.

Posted by: reason at June 20, 2018 07:31 PM (W2YA6)

137 125 The grand Moff Tarkin grew up a slave on an arugala farmworld.

was he farming arugula or being farmed by it?

Posted by: Anachronda at June 20, 2018 07:31 PM (NmR1a)

138 This has to put a major crimp in Diznee's profit projections.

Good. Fuck them.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 20, 2018 07:31 PM (oVJmc)

139 118 They did not shoehorn Porkins into the x-wing, they assembled it around him. He lived there. Never was a man more wedded to his machine.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 20, 2018 07:27 PM (ycWCI)



He's more machine than man, now.

Posted by: eleven at June 20, 2018 07:31 PM (+lOpA)

140 Disney is a problem and should be broken up as well as the other media companies. Too much power is being held in too few hands. Thirty years ago or more there were fifty major media companies, now you can count the major media companies on one hand.

Posted by: Locke Common at June 20, 2018 07:31 PM (W0pSB)

141 Dunkirk was astonishing. Chris Nolan knows how to direct a movie. Darkest hour was presented well, but took some liberties. In any event, I almost only go to the third-run movie house for two bucks when I go to a movie, which is rarer than ever. I haven't stopped liking movies. I've stopped liking *their* movies.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2018 07:27 PM (hYcqw)

ok. thank's for the opportunity to express my absolute dissatisfaction with the Darkest Hour. I think it was a letdown - Gary Oldman was bad. He was terrible. Hated his Churchill. WHoever played George vi was really good.

Posted by: runner at June 20, 2018 07:31 PM (bUjCl)

142 Think of the BORDERS!!---cough! cough!
{coughing} I mean CHILDREN!!--CHILDREN!!

Posted by: Democrats at June 20, 2018 07:32 PM (vDqXW)

143 Disney is terrible and deserves to have its nose bloodied.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 07:04 PM

You spelled "beaten within an inch of its life" wrong.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 20, 2018 07:32 PM (BAML8)

144 Yes, I've heard this on youtube livechat.

And just a few days ago, there were rumors that Disney was planning 9 more SW movies. The Obi-Wan and Boba Fett, a separate anthology trilogy for Rian Johnson, and some more additions to the series proper. But that seems to have been a Baghdad Bob attempt at improving morale.

Sciver thinks that this freeze is a first step to Kathleen Kennedy stepping down. But of course SJWs always double down. The rumored heir to the throne is Kiri Hart who will be even worse than Kennedy.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 20, 2018 07:32 PM (/qEW2)

145 William Hootkins per IMDB. Passed away in 2005 at 57.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 20, 2018 07:32 PM (ycWCI)

146 A Soy Wars Story: The Last Starbucks

Posted by: wth at June 20, 2018 07:32 PM (HgMAr)

147 He's more machine than man, now.
Posted by: eleven

Like Hillary

Posted by: Bruce at June 20, 2018 07:33 PM (8ikIW)

148 111 And Boba Fett is not that good of a character anyway.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 20, 2018 07:14 PM (ycWCI)

Sort of a stereotype, right? Cookie cutter character? Seen one, seen 'em all?

Multiplicity with plasma guns?
Posted by: Kindltot at June 20, 2018 07:26 PM (2K6fY)

Are you saying they all look alike to you? That kind of Clonophobia is just wrong. Everyone knows all of our ancestors came from the outer rim if you go back far enough.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at June 20, 2018 07:33 PM (jp0Bv)

149 118 They did not shoehorn Porkins into the x-wing, they assembled it around him. He lived there. Never was a man more wedded to his machine.

kind of like a bonsai kitten, only x-wing shaped?

Posted by: Anachronda at June 20, 2018 07:33 PM (NmR1a)

150 The Boba Fett origin story film involves him starting out illegally buying, selling, and transporting Edamame on the galaxy's blackmarket.

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He was never the same after he married Lorena Boba Fett.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 20, 2018 07:34 PM (+y/Ru)

151 We Eromeros have not seen the new StarWars movie, but would kinda like to see the Jurassic World movie.

Posted by: Eromero at June 20, 2018 07:34 PM (zLDYs)

152 was he farming arugula or being farmed by it?
Posted by: Anachronda at June 20, 2018 07:31 PM (NmR1a)

MORE WATER, HUMAN MINION

Posted by: Arugula Overseer With A Whip at June 20, 2018 07:34 PM (7PLM4)

153 And Boba Fett is not that good of a character anyway.

He's a costume, not a character.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 20, 2018 07:34 PM (oVJmc)

154 We Eromeros have not seen the new StarWars movie, but would kinda like to see the Jurassic World movie.

SPOILER: The dinosaurs excape, people runs around.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 20, 2018 07:35 PM (oVJmc)

155 SPOILER: The dinosaurs excape, people runs around.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 20, 2018 07:35 PM (oVJmc)

Someone gets eaten?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 20, 2018 07:36 PM (ycWCI)

156 Speaking of Sciver, I do not think I will get cyberfrog. I'm not that crazy about comics proper. But he is planning a surreal parody of Rainbow Brite: Rainbow Brute, rewriting the character as a male, badass Viking warrior. I would definitely get that.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 20, 2018 07:36 PM (/qEW2)

157 Who is Boba Fett?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 20, 2018 07:36 PM (EyPfd)

158 Woke you get broke you get.

Posted by: Yoda at June 20, 2018 07:36 PM (et3tp)

159 Do the dinosaurs finally eat Jeff Goldblum?

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 20, 2018 07:36 PM (xMnHK)

160 My comix-reading friends say the character of Captain Marvel isn't even popular with the other characters in her own comic.

If true, hilarious.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 20, 2018 07:36 PM (JxMDl)

161 There goes Hope Solo's chance for a cameo as the Sarlacc Pit.

Posted by: wooga at June 20, 2018 07:37 PM (V3cHU)

162 ok. thank's for the opportunity to express my absolute dissatisfaction with the Darkest Hour.

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Me too. I thought it was going to be the Hope Solo story.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 20, 2018 07:37 PM (+y/Ru)

163 Whole day is Boba Fett?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Exactly

Posted by: Bruce at June 20, 2018 07:37 PM (8ikIW)

164 161 There goes Hope Solo's chance for a cameo as the Sarlacc Pit.
Posted by: wooga at June 20, 2018 07:37 PM (V3cHU)

A good Hope Solo joke!
*golf clap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 20, 2018 07:38 PM (ycWCI)

165 Soy Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sixth Burrito

Posted by: wth at June 20, 2018 07:38 PM (HgMAr)

166 And Boba Fett is not that good of a character anyway.

>>>He's a costume, not a character


Also a cool toy, with a very cool toy spaceship.

Posted by: wooga at June 20, 2018 07:38 PM (V3cHU)

167 Waiting for Boba Fett

Posted by: runner at June 20, 2018 07:38 PM (bUjCl)

168 OT does anyone know what Bill Ryan was just babbling about on cspan? Immigration obviously but was it his shitpile or the "compromise " bill.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 20, 2018 07:38 PM (myjNJ)

169 Han Solo should have ripped his shirt off before he died.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 20, 2018 07:38 PM (xMnHK)

170 SPOILER: The dinosaurs excape, people runs around.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 20, 2018 07:35 PM (oVJmc)

Two children will be involved, who will somehow not become dino droppings

Someone will get snuck up on by something that weighs ten metric tons

Raptors will manifest heretofore unseen abilities-- next up I believe is slam poetry contests

An aircraft of some form will crash

By the way-- from Jurassic World. Why were the security guys wearing plate carriers? Were they expecting the dinosaurs to be shooting at them?

Posted by: Vanya at June 20, 2018 07:39 PM (7PLM4)

171 160 My comix-reading friends say the character of Captain Marvel isn't even popular with the other characters in her own comic.

If true, hilarious.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 20, 2018 07:36 PM (JxMDl)

Well... think about it...

HUGE COSMIC POWER!!!!!

and, uh... that time of the month...

Posted by: Don Q at June 20, 2018 07:39 PM (NgKpN)

172 >>>Me too. I thought it was going to be the Hope Solo story.


They're rebooting "The Abyss"?

Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 20, 2018 07:39 PM (ppaKI)

173 Also, if Mexico put even half of the the effort into reforming their corrupt narco-government as they do into European kickyball, they be friggin' Switzerland by now.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 20, 2018 07:39 PM (+Tibp)

174 I just saw some Dem rep on Fox equate the border situation with the internment of her Japanese forbears.

I said out loud, "I'd like to take a hammer to these people sometimes". I was surprised to hear Mrs Blutarski say "Me too, #@$*". A good woman she is.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 20, 2018 07:21 PM (+Tibp)
*************************
They got to get be in sync with all the same talking points. Tonight, I am sure they are meeting to be pushing the next one.

Russia, Russia, Russia,
Racist, Racist, Racist,
Stormy, Stormy, Stormy,
Collusion, Collusion, Collusion,
Impeach, Impeach, Impeach
Drama...Drama... Faux Tears...Drama

Posted by: redridinghood at June 20, 2018 07:39 PM (PvFoN)

175 Boba Fett is just a poor man's Stig. Or is it the other way around?

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 20, 2018 07:39 PM (Y9uH4)

176 164 161 There goes Hope Solo's chance for a cameo as the Sarlacc Pit.
Posted by: wooga at June 20, 2018 07:37 PM (V3cHU)



I'm ready for my close-up, Mr DeMille.

Posted by: Hope Solo at June 20, 2018 07:39 PM (+lOpA)

177 Porky's in space?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 20, 2018 07:39 PM (IqV8l)

178 This is why I love Ace of Spades HQ.

*wipes a tear away*

Someone else that knows "bonsai kittens."

Posted by: reason at June 20, 2018 07:40 PM (W2YA6)

179 The grand Moff Tarkin grew up a slave on an arugala farmworld.

was he farming arugula or being farmed by it?
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That is literally the only reason to go see the movie.
But Kathleen Kennedy will ruin it by giving it away in the trailer.

Posted by: Simplemind at June 20, 2018 07:40 PM (ZuGkg)

180 Remember the final episode of Firefly with the obvious rip-off of the Boba Fett character?

Anyone else weirded out at the time by the casual tossing around of rape threats in that one? It does not even add anything to the story, it just seems to have been thrown in as a lark.

People show you who they are, and I wonder if that was a giant red flag for Joss Whedon.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 20, 2018 07:40 PM (ycWCI)

181 This thread is a classic example of the Horde at their Mystery Science 3000 political commentary best.

Posted by: An Observation at June 20, 2018 07:40 PM (+xAoG)

182 Who is Boba Fett?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice


Why is Boba Fett?!?

Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic ... at June 20, 2018 07:40 PM (AoK0a)

183 Why not make star wars great again?

Look, Lucas was no genius. The stories took old flash gorden serials, mixed with Joseph Campbell mythmaking, mix in a dash of WWII movies, westerns, and samurai films. Viola - Star Wars.

It is not hard to do. hell, you've got piles of books and comics to pull from already.

All you have to do is know your audience. And it is not SJWs. You don't need to insult those people, just ignore them. Focus on what makes star wars great, great special effects and music, good casting, fun stories, cheesy jokes and dialogue. Light saber fights with lots of things happening. "I got a bad feeling" "don't get cocky." and han shoots first.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at June 20, 2018 07:40 PM (fftfA)

184 159 Do the dinosaurs finally eat Jeff Goldblum?
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 20, 2018 07:36 PM (xMnHK)

No, he's off defeating the Aliens... again...

Posted by: Don Q at June 20, 2018 07:40 PM (NgKpN)

185 I actually had Bobo Fett confused with Greedo.


(Not a big Star wars fan)

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 20, 2018 07:40 PM (EyPfd)

186 Boba Fett and Lady Gaga in: "A Star is Disintegrated".

Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 20, 2018 07:41 PM (ppaKI)

187 That lovely sidebar story about England deciding a kid doesn't have nor ever had a mother?

It is simply the legal profession deciding it's fine to raise seriously mentally twisted kids and then foist them on the general populace.

It will cost them, in the end.

Much like their much-vaunted "free" healthcare. Dead babies and old folks are just no big deal over there anymore.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 20, 2018 07:41 PM (7UW64)

188 Darn. I was hoping for a movie with more radfem robots, who deny sex to ewoks when they aren't in the mood.

Posted by: Aeric at June 20, 2018 07:41 PM (ZbgGv)

189 Remember the Star Wars episode where Spock & Kirk had all those furry things on the ship? Good Times.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 20, 2018 07:41 PM (Y9uH4)

190 The wikipedia entry for Bonsai Kittens is hilarious.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 20, 2018 07:42 PM (ycWCI)

191 What would be super cool and innovative would be a wookie-centric movie. Wookie homeworld. Stop being species-ist.

So never happen.

Posted by: Skeezix at June 20, 2018 07:43 PM (+Q9b4)

192 OT, but I just saw this linked at Instapundit:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yb65gqwj

SPLC is an anti-American hate group and it needs to be taken down.

Posted by: rickl at June 20, 2018 07:43 PM (sdi6R)

193 I actually had Bobo Fett confused with Greedo.

Things Mrs Greedo said in the divorce hearing.

Posted by: Bruce at June 20, 2018 07:43 PM (8ikIW)

194 170 SPOILER: The dinosaurs excape, people runs around.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 20, 2018 07:35 PM (oVJmc)

Two children will be involved, who will somehow not become dino droppings

Someone will get snuck up on by something that weighs ten metric tons

Raptors will manifest heretofore unseen abilities-- next up I believe is slam poetry contests

An aircraft of some form will crash

By the way-- from Jurassic World. Why were the security guys wearing plate carriers? Were they expecting the dinosaurs to be shooting at them?


but it will be in glorious 3d!!!

Posted by: Anachronda at June 20, 2018 07:43 PM (xGZ+b)

195 "Remember the Star Wars episode where Spock & Kirk had all those furry things on the ship? Good Times."

'The Trouble With Ewoks'

One of my favorites.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 20, 2018 07:43 PM (EyPfd)

196 Wait til you see MY Grand Muff Merkin!

Posted by: Hope Solo at June 20, 2018 07:43 PM (+lOpA)

197 Meadows and Ryan get into it on the House floor. lmao.. this should be good.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 20, 2018 07:43 PM (dUJdY)

198 Remember that Space: 1999 episode when Martin Landau talked that robotic Barbara Bain into self-destructing?

Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 20, 2018 07:43 PM (ppaKI)

199 Darn. I was hoping for a movie with more radfem robots, who deny sex to ewoks when they aren't in the mood.
Posted by: Aeric at June 20, 2018 07:41 PM (ZbgGv)


Trying to come up with a "sticky Wicket" quip here, but drawing a blank, sorry

Posted by: hogmartin at June 20, 2018 07:44 PM (fZuhk)

200 I just saw some Dem rep on Fox equate the border situation with the internment of her Japanese forbears.

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I ordered eggs Benedict for breakfast today. There wasn't enough Hollandaise sauce. It was like Auschwitz.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 20, 2018 07:44 PM (+y/Ru)

201 159 Do the dinosaurs finally eat Jeff Goldblum?

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 20, 2018 07:36 PM (xMnHK)
............

I thought he turned into a fly.

Posted by: wth at June 20, 2018 07:44 PM (HgMAr)

202 189 Remember the Star Wars episode where Spock & Kirk had all those furry things on the ship? Good Times.

Oh, yeah! The ewoks that looked like tribbles.

Posted by: Aeric at June 20, 2018 07:44 PM (ZbgGv)

203 Mexico threatens to immolate itself with Cartels unless Trump changes border policy.

They'll show Trump! They're are going to stop pretending to fight the cartels and save some funds.

Posted by: Axeman at June 20, 2018 07:44 PM (vDqXW)

204 Boba Fett is just a poor man's Stig. Or is it the other way around?

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 20, 2018 07:39 PM (Y9uH4)

---------------

Toniiiight, on Warp Gear....

Clarkson wears a hat!
The Hamster...wears a hat!
And Darth Slow...wears a hat!

Plus, Boba Stig takes an ARC-170 around our test planet!

Posted by: reason at June 20, 2018 07:44 PM (W2YA6)

205 Remember that Space: 1999 episode when Martin Landau talked that robotic Barbara Bain into self-destructing?

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By talking baseball statistics!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 20, 2018 07:45 PM (+y/Ru)

206 165 Soy Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sixth Burrito
Posted by: wth at June 20, 2018 07:38 PM (HgMAr)

Qdoba in Space.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 20, 2018 07:45 PM (7UW64)

207 Is Darth a Name, like Frank, or a Title, like Count? Or is it both, depending on the person, like Earl?

Will a Star Wars nerd help a brutha out by putting me some information?

Posted by: Minuteman at June 20, 2018 07:45 PM (et3tp)

208 Oooh, how about a gay porn movie called 'Han Shot First'?

Posted by: Aeric at June 20, 2018 07:45 PM (ZbgGv)

209 205 Remember that Space: 1999 episode when Martin Landau talked that robotic Barbara Bain into self-destructing?

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By talking baseball statistics!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 20, 2018 07:45 PM (+y/Ru)

Yeah, well, sometimes that sort of talk makes me want to punch somebody.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 20, 2018 07:45 PM (7UW64)

210 This thread is a classic example of the Horde at their Mystery Science 3000 political commentary best.


Posted by: An Observation at June 20, 2018 07:40 PM (+xAoG)
******************

It's what we do.
Calling Tom Servo.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 20, 2018 07:45 PM (PvFoN)

211 Space Force > Soy Wars

Posted by: wth at June 20, 2018 07:46 PM (HgMAr)

212 I ordered eggs Benedict for breakfast today. There wasn't enough Hollandaise sauce. It was like It reminded me of Ann Frank being shipped from Amsterdam to Auschwitz.

FIFY

Posted by: Kindltot at June 20, 2018 07:46 PM (2K6fY)

213 "Will a Star Wars nerd help a brutha out by putting me some information?"

It's both a dessert topping, and a floor wax.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 20, 2018 07:46 PM (EyPfd)

214 barrel!

Posted by: Kindltot at June 20, 2018 07:46 PM (2K6fY)

215 One thing that I did not know about Porkins: the actor was the same one from Raiders of the Lost Ark who had the legendary line "Top. Men."

Posted by: Citizen Cake


He also played Lt. Eckhardt in Tim Burton's Batman movie.

Posted by: HTL at June 20, 2018 07:46 PM (3TKkF)

216 203 Mexico threatens to immolate itself with Cartels unless Trump changes border policy.

They'll show Trump! They're are going to stop pretending to fight the cartels and save some funds.
Posted by: Axeman at June 20, 2018 07:44 PM (vDqXW)

"Come any closer and the n----- gets it!"

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 20, 2018 07:46 PM (7UW64)

217 189 Remember the Star Wars episode where Spock & Kirk had all those furry things on the ship? Good Times.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 20, 2018 07:41 PM (Y9uH4)

That's the one where Starbuck and Apollo were both trying score with Princess Ardala.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at June 20, 2018 07:47 PM (jp0Bv)

218 "Oooh, how about a gay porn movie called 'Han Shot First'?"

Or a Scat movie.

Han Shat First!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 20, 2018 07:47 PM (EyPfd)

219 >>>>191
What would be super cool and innovative would be a wookie-centric movie. Wookie homeworld. Stop being species-ist.


I'm ready for my close-up, Mr Lucas.

Posted by: Moochelle at June 20, 2018 07:47 PM (TKQ/l)

220 The myth of Joseph Campbell and his quest for soup.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 20, 2018 07:47 PM (IqV8l)

221 "Yeah, well, sometimes that sort of talk makes me want to punch somebody."
-Posted by: tcn in AK at June 20, 2018 07:45 PM (7UW64)

That almost makes me want to list George Brett and Bob Feller's lifetime statistics.

...sometimes.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 20, 2018 07:47 PM (Ckg4U)

222 Suck it in deep, NeverT's

@MHackman

Confirmed: The White House will propose merging the Education and Labor Departments, as part of a much broader plan to consolidate the federal government

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 20, 2018 07:48 PM (zfrbv)

223 My idea is to make a Jabba the Hut movie, but make him the good guy by him eating Subway every day. Then he becomes a bad guy again.

Posted by: Minuteman at June 20, 2018 07:48 PM (et3tp)

224
Revenge of The Stiff

*Scrolling Text*
The Insignificant Rebellion is in on the Verge of Collapse
Intrepid Wookiee Battalion finds A Secret Galactic Elixir
To Resurrect Old Dead Characters....

Posted by: runner at June 20, 2018 07:48 PM (bUjCl)

225 That's the one where Starbuck and Apollo were both trying score with Princess Ardala.
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at June 20, 2018 07:47 PM (jp0Bv)
---
Was that the one that violated the Hatch Act?

Posted by: Axeman at June 20, 2018 07:48 PM (vDqXW)

226 Kashyyyky freaky.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 20, 2018 07:49 PM (xMnHK)

227 Confirmed: The White House will propose merging the Education and Labor Departments, as part of a much broader plan to consolidate the federal government
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 20, 2018 07:48 PM (zfrbv)

Holy Crap! If he pulls that off, he is the Kwisatz Haderach!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 20, 2018 07:49 PM (ycWCI)

228 Free Mickey from the Jews.

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 20, 2018 07:49 PM (vV/gB)

229 Fox showing Trump rally in Minnesota.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 20, 2018 07:49 PM (PvFoN)

230 Will a Star Wars nerd help a brutha out by putting me some information?
Posted by: Minuteman at June 20, 2018 07:45 PM (et3tp)

Title. They're all Darth [Comically Evil Name]

Posted by: Vanya at June 20, 2018 07:49 PM (7PLM4)

231 223 My idea is to make a Jabba the Hut movie, but make him the good guy by him eating Subway every day. Then he becomes a bad guy again.

Hillary could play Jabba! She would never be out of character.

Posted by: Aeric at June 20, 2018 07:49 PM (ZbgGv)

232 223 My idea is to make a Jabba the Hut movie, but make him the good guy by him eating Subway every day. Then he becomes a bad guy again.
Posted by: Minuteman at June 20, 2018 07:48 PM (et3tp)

So, like Jared the Subway guy then?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 20, 2018 07:50 PM (ycWCI)

233 Trump starting in Minn.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 20, 2018 07:50 PM (+Tibp)

234 I have World Class Bullshitters on pretty much daily, and I think they've said Collider is one of the more obviously bought and paid for by Disney channels on youtube, so I would guess this is more likely to be accurate than not.

Posted by: Methos at June 20, 2018 07:50 PM (XQvuQ)

235 USA! USA! USA!

Posted by: redridinghood at June 20, 2018 07:50 PM (PvFoN)

236 How about the one where Buck Rogers goes back in time and vaporizes Nellie Oleson. As I recall, there was much rejoicing.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 20, 2018 07:50 PM (ppaKI)

237 Remember the Star Wars episode where Spock & Kirk had all those furry things on the ship? Good Times.

Oh, yeah! The ewoks that looked like tribbles.
Posted by: Aeric at June 20, 2018 07:44 PM (ZbgGv)

yes ! And Kirk kissed a tribble - first time in cinematic history ! One small step..

Posted by: runner at June 20, 2018 07:50 PM (bUjCl)

238
Fox showing Trump rally in Minnesota.
Posted by: redridinghood


No Tucker tonight.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 20, 2018 07:51 PM (IqV8l)

239 It's amazing in just how few years we've gone from

"Another Star Wars Trilogy!!!!??!!?! GREAT!!!!"

to

"ANOTHER Star Wars Trilogy. Great."


Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 20, 2018 07:51 PM (BRvh1)

240 When I was a kid "Disney" meant awesome with awesome sauce and a dessert of awesome pie.


The future sucks.


Remember how crap the Disney channel of the '90s was?

Constant replays of:
That Darn Cat
Herbie the Love Bug
The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes
The Absent-Minded Professor (og version)
The Parent Trap (og version)

over and over and over and over and over again

Posted by: bonhomme at June 20, 2018 07:51 PM (9qZ3S)

241 We blame white people for the failure of our next Star Wars movie.

Posted by: Lucasfilms at June 20, 2018 07:51 PM (XXzrw)

242 Robot Chicken did Boba Fett inside the Sarlaac better than anyone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mo10xiHvR_c

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 20, 2018 07:51 PM (V2Yro)

243 ...sometimes.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 20, 2018 07:47 PM (Ckg4U)

Tell me, how *do* you feel about the designated hitter? And the infield fly rule?

Posted by: Vanya at June 20, 2018 07:52 PM (7PLM4)

244 ''Confirmed: The White House will propose merging the Education and Labor Departments, as part of a much broader plan to consolidate the federal government''

Oh my goodness. PDT strikes again.

Posted by: Tuna at June 20, 2018 07:52 PM (jm1YL)

245 Remember the Star Wars episode where Spock & Kirk had all those furry things on the ship? Good Times.

Turn in your nerd card. There were two TOS tribble episodes.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 20, 2018 07:52 PM (9qZ3S)

246 Holy Crap! If he pulls that off, he is the Kwisatz Haderach!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 20, 2018 07:49 PM (ycWCI)

At that point, they better fix the whole healthcare system ASAP. Because I will literally be sick of all the winning.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 20, 2018 07:52 PM (BRvh1)

247 Trump live at Duluth. His scalp weasel is particularly fluffy and golden this evening.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 20, 2018 07:52 PM (JxMDl)

248 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHzxrj21IqU

Not seeing video at the moment, but there is audio.

Posted by: rickl at June 20, 2018 07:53 PM (sdi6R)

249 Go long on pink slip stocks!

Posted by: Bosk at June 20, 2018 07:53 PM (fjMEv)

250 173†Also, if Mexico put even half of the the effort into reforming their corrupt narco-government as they do into European kickyball, they be friggin' Switzerland by now.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 20, 2018 07:39 PM (+Tibp)

I disagree, completely. Not only does Mexico have to deal with a very well funded cartel, whose violence would cause the Taco Endoslung if imported here in quantity, but I'm increasingly convinced Soros money is involved to keep Mexico a narcostate. After all, easiest way to make them stay bought.

Posted by: trev006 at June 20, 2018 07:53 PM (LBkA5)

251 I'm rage stroking over 'Solo'. Oh, wait. No I'm not. Actually I haven't seen a Star Wars flick since the first one. Apparently the right move, or non-move.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 20, 2018 07:54 PM (4lDWV)

252 Here's a link, rickl:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tynGOQ-wkFQ

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 20, 2018 07:54 PM (JxMDl)

253 drain the swamp !

Posted by: runner at June 20, 2018 07:54 PM (bUjCl)

254 Say what you like about Jabba, he wasn't a paedo. He wouldn't go to Subway for his sammiches

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 20, 2018 07:54 PM (6FqZa)

255 241 We blame white people for the failure of our next Star Wars movie.
Posted by: Lucasfilms at June 20, 2018 07:51 PM (XXzrw)

Well, \is it written, directed and produced by white people? You may have a point there...

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at June 20, 2018 07:55 PM (jp0Bv)

256 BIDI BIDI BIDI BUCK

Posted by: Twiki at June 20, 2018 07:55 PM (HgMAr)

257 243 ...sometimes.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 20, 2018 07:47 PM (Ckg4U)

Tell me, how *do* you feel about the designated hitter? And the infield fly rule?
Posted by: Vanya at June 20, 2018 07:52 PM (7PLM4)

IFR YES, DH NO.

And quit screwing with the rules, you assholes.

Baseball should be off limits to fiddling. Adjusting your cup is fine, but not regulating mound visits.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 20, 2018 07:55 PM (7UW64)

258 "Turn in your nerd card. There were two TOS tribble episodes."

I..See..Five..Tribbles

Posted by: Captain Picard at June 20, 2018 07:56 PM (EyPfd)

259 is that Kevin McCarthy ?

Posted by: runner at June 20, 2018 07:56 PM (bUjCl)

260 "Tell me, how *do* you feel about the designated hitter? And the infield fly rule?"
-Posted by: Vanya at June 20, 2018 07:52 PM (7PLM4)

Baseball was meant to be played without the D.H. I was born in '71, so I know nothing other than the D.H. For the purists, I agree, but I'm not outraged by the D.H.

The infield fly rule is a good rule. Allowing fly balls to drop for a Double-Play is cheap. It is only in the human side of each ruling that it comes into controversy.

...every ten years, maybe.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 20, 2018 07:56 PM (Ckg4U)

261 Oh this is comforting - mosquitoes have the ability to remember and crave your delicious blood:

https://tinyurl.com/ybck2okq

Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 20, 2018 07:56 PM (ppaKI)

262 A lot of movies are now are just a sequence of didactic scenes meant to impart SJW principles. Telling an entertaining yarn is a non-priority. I've developed an instinct for detecting whether a movie is like this or not via the buzz, which is why I haven't seen any of the Disney SW films. I know based on experience such films will cause more annoyance than they will give me pleasure. I'm not going to pay to see a film just to feel there's some invisible asshole behind the scenes, wagging their finger at me and scolding me.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 20, 2018 07:56 PM (/qEW2)

263 When I was a kid "Disney" meant awesome with awesome sauce and a dessert of awesome pie.

And then came The Black Cauldron.

Ever since then it's been hit or miss. Aladdin: hit. Little Mermaid: miss. Mulan: somewhere in between.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 20, 2018 07:56 PM (6FqZa)

264 Soy Wars: The Fempire Strikes Back?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 20, 2018 07:56 PM (UOcKN)

265 is that Kevin McCarthy ?

Posted by: runner at June 20, 2018 07:56 PM (bUjCl)
******************
Yes

Posted by: redridinghood at June 20, 2018 07:56 PM (PvFoN)

266 Right Side Broadcasting has the video back.

Posted by: rickl at June 20, 2018 07:57 PM (sdi6R)

267 I like RSB because that's where I watched so many of Trump's rallies during the campaign.

Posted by: rickl at June 20, 2018 07:57 PM (sdi6R)

268 254 Say what you like about Jabba, he wasn't a paedo. He wouldn't go to Subway for his sammiches
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 20, 2018 07:54 PM (6FqZa)



Someone here once observed that Subway buns smell like dishwater.

It's funny cause it's true. Also every Subway sub tastes the same no matter what.

Posted by: eleven at June 20, 2018 07:57 PM (+lOpA)

269 And Disney is bidding for Fox.

Posted by: Izapole at June 20, 2018 07:57 PM (c6Sas)

270 I can't wait to pitch Disney my idea for a movie.

Posted by: a cougar scissoring a bobcat while eating some beaver at June 20, 2018 07:58 PM (rkCLP)

271 Lots of hand-wringing about the new Space Force.

If Obama had proposed it (which he wouldn't - why promote something at which Americans excel? Let's cede the high ground to the Reds) they would be hailing him as a visionary.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 20, 2018 07:58 PM (JxMDl)

272 You know the president doesn't look like he's losing any sleep over all the fake news. Big lol on the MSM

Posted by: Tuna at June 20, 2018 07:58 PM (jm1YL)

273 We have just about reached the Pancho Villa threshold with the Mexican Drug Cartels. How long do you think they would last against a squadron of A-10s attacking them?

Posted by: An Observation at June 20, 2018 07:59 PM (+xAoG)

274 is that Kevin McCarthy ?

Posted by: runner at June 20, 2018 07:56 PM (bUjCl)
******************
Yes
Posted by: redridinghood at June 20, 2018 07:56 PM (PvFoN)


next Speaker then

Posted by: runner at June 20, 2018 08:00 PM (bUjCl)

275 273 We have just about reached the Pancho Villa threshold with the Mexican Drug Cartels. How long do you think they would last against a squadron of A-10s attacking them?
Posted by: An Observation at June 20, 2018 07:59 PM (+xAoG)

Well, I still have Grandpa's Colt.... but no Pershing.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 20, 2018 08:00 PM (7UW64)

276
We need Fen to mention Disney in every comment. If that won't see them off I don't know what will.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 20, 2018 08:00 PM (LsBY9)

277 If Obama had been the LaRouche sort of Democrat who was big into space and nuclear, I'd have volunteered for his campaign. Even with all the nuttiness and the anti-English(?!) bias that came with LaRouchism.

Because... space. And actual cheap energy.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 20, 2018 08:00 PM (6FqZa)

278 271 Lots of hand-wringing about the new Space Force.

If Obama had proposed it (which he wouldn't - why promote something at which Americans excel? Let's cede the high ground to the Reds) they would be hailing him as a visionary.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 20, 2018 07:58 PM (JxMDl)


There has been discussion of a Space Force almost since the dawn of the Space Age in the 1950s. It's not a new idea.

As the Air Force was split off from the Army in 1947, perhaps the time has come to split off the Space Force from the Air Force.

Posted by: rickl at June 20, 2018 08:01 PM (sdi6R)

279 Lots of hand-wringing about the new Space Force.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 20, 2018 07:58 PM (JxMDl)


Did you see the latest Terminal Lance?

Hits a little close to home.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 20, 2018 08:01 PM (fZuhk)

280 Turn in your nerd card. There were two TOS tribble episodes."

Actually I must play my nerd card. There was only one TOS tribble episode, "The Trouble with Tribbles". However, there was also a DS9 Tribble Episode,"Trials and Tribble-ations".

There's also an episode of the Animated series, never know if those can be called canon or not.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 20, 2018 08:01 PM (V2Yro)

281 For their next trick, Disney should reboot and try to improve upon The Godfather Saga ...
* runs *

Posted by: ShainS at June 20, 2018 08:01 PM (BiLU+)

282 Crowd at Trump rally chanting 'CNN SUCK...CNN SUCKS'.

Posted by: Tami at June 20, 2018 08:01 PM (Enq6K)

283 Crowd chanting CNN SUCKs

Posted by: redridinghood at June 20, 2018 08:01 PM (PvFoN)

284 You tell those fucking democrats I'm coming, and hell's coming with me, you hear?

HELL'S COMING WITH ME!

Posted by: Wyatt Trump at June 20, 2018 08:02 PM (+dsLj)

285 269 And Disney is bidding for Fox.
Posted by: Izapole at June 20, 2018 07:57 PM (c6Sas)

Crazy.

Posted by: a cougar scissoring a bobcat while eating some beaver at June 20, 2018 08:02 PM (rkCLP)

286 The other day my rich lesbian neighbors brought me a Rolex watch as a gift for being a great neighbor and helping them out when they had a water leak and were out of town.

I thought it was pretty damned awesome of them, but it's not really what I meant when I told them "I wanna watch"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 20, 2018 08:02 PM (+y/Ru)

287 Crowd at Trump rally chanting 'CNN SUCK...CNN SUCKS'.


Thousands of journalists will die because of this.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 20, 2018 08:02 PM (oVJmc)

288 I'm f'n Goofy.

Posted by: Disney Soy Boy at June 20, 2018 08:02 PM (Tyii7)

289 Disney needs to grab FOX so that it can get all the rights to Soy Wars.

Posted by: Iblis at June 20, 2018 08:02 PM (9221z)

290 The DS9 episode was time travel. I'm not sure if Word's explanation of the brow ridges redeems the embarrassment.

Protip: it does not.

Posted by: trev006 at June 20, 2018 08:03 PM (LBkA5)

291 There's also an episode of the Animated series, never know if those can be called canon or not.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 20, 2018 08:01 PM (V2Yro)

My fingers itched to type the same comment, but I demurred.

Canon talk has all been rendered moot by the new movies, don't-cha-know.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 20, 2018 08:03 PM (ycWCI)

292 As the Air Force was split off from the Army in 1947, perhaps the time has come to split off the Space Force from the Air Force.

Posted by: rickl at June 20, 2018 08:01 PM (sdi6R)


======


Can't we just outsource our Space Force to China? Asking for 500+ CongressCritters ...

Posted by: ShainS at June 20, 2018 08:03 PM (BiLU+)

293 Oh wow...Trump just said the remains of 200 Americans killed during the Korean war have already been sent back.

Posted by: Tami at June 20, 2018 08:03 PM (Enq6K)

294 "I'm f'n Goofy."

Back off, SoyBoy

Posted by: Minnie Mouse at June 20, 2018 08:04 PM (EyPfd)

295 Did you see the latest Terminal Lance? "

Was that a Terminal Lance Bottoms?

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 20, 2018 08:04 PM (V2Yro)

296

Pizza the Hutt

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 20, 2018 08:04 PM (IqV8l)

297 Isn't there some limit to what Disney can buy up?

Some monopoly laws?

Posted by: eleven at June 20, 2018 08:04 PM (+lOpA)

298
For their next trick, Disney should reboot and try to improve upon The Godfather Saga ...

Connie becomes Boss of the Corleones.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 20, 2018 08:04 PM (LsBY9)

299 Hey Mickey!
SJW Deliverance meets SJW Prime Cut in SJW space.

Posted by: Burger Chef at June 20, 2018 08:05 PM (RuIsu)

300 286 The other day my rich lesbian neighbors brought me a Rolex watch as a gift for being a great neighbor and helping them out when they had a water leak and were out of town.

I thought it was pretty damned awesome of them, but it's not really what I meant when I told them "I wanna watch"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 20, 2018 08:02 PM (+y/Ru)


========


Steven Wright, is that you? Funny ...

Posted by: ShainS at June 20, 2018 08:05 PM (BiLU+)

301 One way they can regroup the franchise is to produce...

"Slave Girls of Jabba the Hutt"

However, they would have to make sure no SJWs were within 100 miles of the movie production.

Posted by: William Eaton at June 20, 2018 08:05 PM (MuTTO)

302 NOrth KOrean KOlooshion !!!!

Posted by: runner at June 20, 2018 08:05 PM (bUjCl)

303 There's also an episode of the Animated series, never know if those can be called canon or not.

Yes, More Tribbles More Troubles, which was originally proposed as a sequel to The Trouble with Tribbles.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 20, 2018 08:06 PM (9qZ3S)

304 When I was a kid "Disney" meant awesome with awesome sauce and a dessert of awesome pie.

Don Knotts in... The Apple Dumpling Gang

Posted by: wooga at June 20, 2018 08:06 PM (V3cHU)

305 There's also an episode of the Animated series, never know if those can be called canon or not.
Posted by: Tom Servo


More Tribbles, More Troubles ...

a friend told me about it.

Posted by: Adriane the TV Critic ... at June 20, 2018 08:06 PM (AoK0a)

306 I thought it was pretty damned awesome of them, but it's not really what I meant when I told them "I wanna watch"

********************

Seeing lesbians in real life is always a Debbie Downer for me.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 20, 2018 08:06 PM (+dsLj)

307 Trump is a nork agent !!!111!!11

Posted by: runner at June 20, 2018 08:06 PM (bUjCl)

308 Last good Star Wars movie was that when the guy that sold rich corinthian leather cars was the bad guy.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 20, 2018 08:06 PM (JFO2v)

309 You're right though, I done goofed. It was the animated series, not TOS as I claimed.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 20, 2018 08:07 PM (9qZ3S)

310 ok. thank's for the opportunity to express my absolute dissatisfaction with the Darkest Hour. I think it was a letdown - Gary Oldman was bad. He was terrible. Hated his Churchill. WHoever played George vi was really good.
Posted by: runner at June 20, 2018 07:31 PM (bUjCl)
+++++++++++
I disagree. Gary Oldman did a fine job. One think I like about him (also, Daniel Day Lewis) is how he leaps into roles with both feet. There were several things about the movie I didn't love, but Oldman's performance was *excellent,* even if I have some quibbles with what he was portraying.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2018 08:08 PM (hYcqw)

311 Seeing lesbians in real life is always a Debbie Downer for me.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 20, 2018 08:06 PM (+dsLj)


Fuckin a. I can never understand why they would ever want to see each other naked.

Cripes.

Posted by: eleven at June 20, 2018 08:08 PM (+lOpA)

312 Trump is a masterful speaker to the common man.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 20, 2018 08:08 PM (UOcKN)

313 Yes, the animated series is considered canon. It had many of the same writers.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 20, 2018 08:08 PM (JxMDl)

314 Don Knotts in... The Apple Dumpling Gang
Posted by: wooga at June 20, 2018 08:06 PM (V3cHU)


Hey. They can't all be winners.

Posted by: eleven at June 20, 2018 08:08 PM (+lOpA)

315 Enjoying Trump's rally, esp the "CNN sucks" part.

Posted by: dagny at June 20, 2018 08:08 PM (nRWPy)

316 Don Knotts in... The Apple Dumpling Gang

YES! That was another one of the 90s Disney channel constant reruns.

Also, Ghost and Mr Chicken.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 20, 2018 08:09 PM (9qZ3S)

317 Trump is a masterful speaker to the common man.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 20, 2018 08:08 PM (UOcKN)
++++++
But Obama! He was just so well-spoken and charismatic, dontchyaknow!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2018 08:09 PM (hYcqw)

318 Disney is terrible and deserves to have its nose bloodied.

As they are buying Fox, Fox will now be run by some hunchback named Igor.

*holds sore nose*

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 20, 2018 08:09 PM (0ogQG)

319 I've seen lesbians in Boulder.
No, I do not want to watch. I want to smell, even less

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 20, 2018 08:09 PM (6FqZa)

320 Soy Wars just needs more gay robots like C-3PO.

Posted by: wth at June 20, 2018 08:10 PM (HgMAr)

321 re: The Parent Trap

I actually always liked the old school Parent Trap. Maureen O'Hara was hot as hell. I also liked Brian Keith, although the movie always made me wonder if they intended John Wayne to play the father.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 20, 2018 08:10 PM (ycWCI)

322 Yes, the animated series is considered canon. It had many of the same writers.

Additionally, More Tribbles More Troubles the animated version was exactly the same episode that was pitched as a season 3 followup to The Trouble with Tribbles.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 20, 2018 08:10 PM (9qZ3S)

323 But Obama! He was just so well-spoken and charismatic, dontchyaknow!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2018 08:09 PM (hYcqw)

....

Night and day.

Obama was a high school guidance counselor.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 20, 2018 08:11 PM (UOcKN)

324 Soy Wars just needs more gay robots like C-3PO.
Posted by: wth at June 20, 2018 08:10 PM (HgMAr)
++++++++
You rang?

Posted by: Optimus Prime at June 20, 2018 08:11 PM (hYcqw)

325 Weird, Trump pronounces "Boom" like it has umlauts.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 20, 2018 08:12 PM (JxMDl)

326 But Obama! He was just so well-spoken and charismatic, dontchyaknow!


I always thought that was one of those "everyone knows" things that gaslight people. He had a weird cadence and a f-ed up accent that changed. That =g= dropping was annoying as hell along with the halting stuff. He would NEVER go without teleprompters like Trump does.


I also hated the way he crossed his legs. Shudder.

Posted by: dagny at June 20, 2018 08:12 PM (nRWPy)

327 If there had been a Space Force when I enlisted, I'm pretty sure I would have walked into that recruiter's Office, not the Army's.

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 20, 2018 08:12 PM (l14X/)

328 Night and day.

Obama was a high school guidance counselor.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 20, 2018 08:11 PM (UOcKN)
+++++++++
And like most of them, he had a huge tell. Whenever he said, "Let me be clear," well, you knew what was coming next.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2018 08:12 PM (hYcqw)

329 I actually always liked the old school Parent Trap.

Sure, none of those movies are horrific, I'm just venting that the Disney Channel played that shiz CONSTANTLY. That Darn Cat doesn't hold up on its third viewing, much less its 60th.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 20, 2018 08:12 PM (9qZ3S)

330 Soy Wars just needs more gay robots like C-3PO.
Posted by: wth at June 20, 2018 08:10 PM (HgMAr)


LGB-3PO

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 20, 2018 08:12 PM (UOcKN)

331 Posted by: Optimus Prime at June 20, 2018 08:11 PM (hYcqw)

***********************

Prime was my favorite robot character right up until they retconned him into being a SJW fuck who would have been content to see Earth destroyed as long as Cybertron had gay marriage.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 20, 2018 08:13 PM (+dsLj)

332 The Mos Eisley Cantina is a caricature of liberals. Discuss.

Posted by: Disney Soy Boy at June 20, 2018 08:13 PM (Tyii7)

333 Trump speech is good.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 20, 2018 08:13 PM (EyPfd)

334 Weird, Trump pronounces "Boom" like it has umlauts.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 20, 2018 08:12 PM (JxMDl)


Brrm?

Posted by: hogmartin at June 20, 2018 08:14 PM (fZuhk)

335 brian keith was the best.
really great dad in, 'with six you get eggroll'
and even better in 'the mountain men'

Posted by: concrete girl at June 20, 2018 08:14 PM (yzU5t)

336 The Mos Eisley Cantina is a caricature of liberals. Discuss.
Posted by: Disney Soy Boy at June 20, 2018 08:13 PM (Tyii7)
++++++++
Disagree. It is an accurate portrayal of congress.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2018 08:14 PM (hYcqw)

337 Sure, none of those movies are horrific, I'm just venting that the Disney Channel played that shiz CONSTANTLY. That Darn Cat doesn't hold up on its third viewing, much less its 60th.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 20, 2018 08:12 PM (9qZ3S)

What was the one with the Cat from Outer Space? The Cat from Outer Space?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 20, 2018 08:14 PM (ycWCI)

338 I actually always liked the old school Parent Trap.
Maureen O'Hara was hot as hell. I also liked Brian Keith, although the
movie always made me wonder if they intended John Wayne to play the
father.



Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 20, 2018 08:10 PM (ycWCI)

What was that movie set in Ireland? One of the best movie kisses evah.

Posted by: dagny at June 20, 2018 08:14 PM (nRWPy)

339 Its going to be nip and tuck to keep the global haul under 400mil.

Its last foreign market to open is Japan.

If it makes under 400mil it would officially be a financial disaster akin to Ishtar.

Posted by: Kreplach at June 20, 2018 08:15 PM (UfMVm)

340 I love it when PDT heckles his protesters when they're removed for being disruptive, and then throws a jab at the press into the end of it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2018 08:15 PM (hYcqw)

341 Trump really likes unpretentious people. Have you seen videos of him meeting cops where he visits, shaking every hand, chatting, posing for selfies? He also sends stacks of pizzas.

These rallies recharge his batteries, so to speak.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at June 20, 2018 08:15 PM (t0Z53)

342 327 If there had been a Space Force when I enlisted, I'm pretty sure I would have walked into that recruiter's Office, not the Army's.
Posted by: Lincolntf at June 20, 2018 08:12 PM (l14X/)
----
Oh hell yeah.

Of course they would tell you it's about bug smashing and Arcturian 'tang. And check out the uniform!

I'd still do it. Imagine the view at work!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 20, 2018 08:16 PM (JxMDl)

343 It's hard to watch the newer parent trap knowing what Lohan turned into.

Posted by: dagny at June 20, 2018 08:16 PM (nRWPy)

344 So bittersweet that Marvel will get back Fantastic Four rights right when their Disney Masters are on the verge of corrupting them with the SJW poison.

Posted by: Max Power at June 20, 2018 08:16 PM (q177U)

345 I sure hope Disney doesn't try a remake Song of the South.

Posted by: Infidel at June 20, 2018 08:16 PM (LBSeG)

346 Trump "We have a single protester. Giod bye darlin'. He's going home to his mom. Say hello to mommy"

This guy is the best!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 20, 2018 08:16 PM (UOcKN)

347 Maybe is Star Wars had Jar-Jar boiled in oil then jetted into space it might bring me back.

Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2018 08:16 PM (pHfeF)

348 What was that movie set in Ireland? One of the best movie kisses evah.
Posted by: dagny at June 20, 2018 08:14 PM (nRWPy)

The Quiet Man?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 20, 2018 08:16 PM (ycWCI)

349 "Bye, darling."

LOL

Posted by: josephistan at June 20, 2018 08:16 PM (ANIFC)

350 The thing with the protester... lmao, goodbye darling. Damn Trump just tell the idiot to go get daddy's belt.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 20, 2018 08:17 PM (myjNJ)

351 Where is Foaddy-FI????

Posted by: jmel at June 20, 2018 08:17 PM (OeWgo)

352 Space Force.

Zoomies will finely have a service branch even less manly than them.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at June 20, 2018 08:18 PM (H5knJ)

353 Pedo Island sign

Posted by: josephistan at June 20, 2018 08:18 PM (ANIFC)

354 These rallies recharge his batteries, so to speak.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at June 20, 2018 08:15 PM (t0Z53)
+++++++
I have long thought this, too, and it's unfathomable. I know people can feed off crowd energy, but speaking with that kind of enthusiasm and energy being a *recharge* is just nuts. I can't even imagine it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2018 08:18 PM (hYcqw)

355 HA...Trump just pointed to someone and said, "Get him outta here. Go home to your mom, darlin'."

Bwahahaha!

Posted by: Tami at June 20, 2018 08:18 PM (Enq6K)

356 Man bun.

Posted by: josephistan at June 20, 2018 08:18 PM (ANIFC)

357 Where is Foaddy-FI????
Posted by: jmel at June 20, 2018 08:17 PM (OeWgo)
++++++++
FNC and OAN are carrying it, that I know of.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2018 08:18 PM (hYcqw)

358 Zoomies will finely have a service branch even less manly than them.
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at June 20, 2018 08:18 PM (H5knJ)


Space Shuttle Door Gunners.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 20, 2018 08:19 PM (fZuhk)

359 *HAH!* @ Trump!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 20, 2018 08:19 PM (Ckg4U)

360 Needs a haircut!

Posted by: josephistan at June 20, 2018 08:19 PM (ANIFC)

361 I wanna join the Space Force as long as they're willing to give me the callsign Buck Rogers.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 20, 2018 08:19 PM (+dsLj)

362 REMOVE AZTEC ?

Posted by: runner at June 20, 2018 08:19 PM (bUjCl)

363 I've been getting depressed with the scum in DC, but watching President Trump at the rally is rejuvenating me!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 20, 2018 08:19 PM (n9EOP)

364 YES! Trump just made fun of a man-bunner's stupid, girly haircut! Good on ya, big guy.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2018 08:19 PM (hYcqw)

365 Trump: "He needs a haircut more than I do"

LOL.

Posted by: rickl at June 20, 2018 08:20 PM (sdi6R)

366 Ooooh -- is it a man or a woman?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 20, 2018 08:20 PM (JxMDl)

367 Ooooh -- is it a man or a woman?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 20, 2018 08:20 PM (JxMDl)
++++++++++
It's just so mean, exclusionary and heternormative! There are more than two genders, Mr. President!

Posted by: A mewling SJW at June 20, 2018 08:21 PM (hYcqw)

368 About protester #2, "He needs a haircut more than I do!"

Trump has made politics fun again.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at June 20, 2018 08:21 PM (t0Z53)

369 So my Staten Island brother in law has a friend who worked construction and he worked on some of Trump's buildings. He said he wasn't sure about him during the election because he said he would get really animated and pissed if he found out someone had done something wrong to one of his people. He also said he'd climb down into the pit and talk to all the workers, a lot.

Posted by: dagny at June 20, 2018 08:21 PM (nRWPy)

370 I found it on
https://trumptube.tv/donald-trump-rally-speech-
video/video/live-stream-president-trump-
rally-duluth-mn-6-20-18/?tape=1

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 20, 2018 08:21 PM (n9EOP)

371 Trump speaking in Duluth? He'll take Minnesota in 2020.

Posted by: davidt at June 20, 2018 08:22 PM (TKQ/l)

372 So my Staten Island brother in law has a friend who worked construction and he worked on some of Trump's buildings. He said he wasn't sure about him during the election because he said he would get really animated and pissed if he found out someone had done something wrong to one of his people. He also said he'd climb down into the pit and talk to all the workers, a lot.
Posted by: dagny at June 20, 2018 08:21 PM (nRWPy)
+++++++++++
And that made him *un*sure?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2018 08:22 PM (hYcqw)

373 Nood.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 20, 2018 08:22 PM (JxMDl)

374 NOOD

and that's how you do it boys and girls

Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2018 08:23 PM (pHfeF)

375 293
Oh wow...Trump just said the remains of 200 Americans killed during the Korean war have already been sent back.

Posted by: Tami at June 20, 2018 08:03 PM (Enq6K)

Kim sent his grandfather's throne chair?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 20, 2018 08:24 PM (rnXGe)

376 I just got back from watching a good Disney movie: Incredibles 2. If you were an SJW, you could say that there was a little Grrrl Power vibe because Mrs. Incredible got to work while Bob stayed home, but the villain was a conniving murderous female with daddy issues. Not a spoiler, btw: Anyone over 12 could see who the villain was before the reveal.

The men weren't bumbling idiots and the females weren't all highly competent. Except Edna Mole, but that's her central characteristic. The teenaged daughter was interested in a boy and the son was interested in a really cool car.

A couple scenes of Bob adjusting to staying home reminded us of our own dads, our favorites being when he read up on "new math" while the kids were asleep so he could tutor his son in the morning and when he took the kids in the backyard so the youngest could demonstrate his dangerous skills. Heck, it even had a nod to Jonny Quest, best adventure cartoon ever!

It's like I said to my family when we watched the DVD of the first Incredibles: it's really sad that the best depiction of a well-rounded, normal family is a cartoon about superheroes.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 20, 2018 08:26 PM (/+bwe)

377 bööm goes the dynamite

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 20, 2018 08:27 PM (6FqZa)

378 Oh wow...Trump just said the remains of 200 Americans killed during the Korean war have already been sent back.
Posted by: Tami at June 20, 2018 08:03 PM (Enq6K)


Well, if this was Obama years, the press would be doing feel good interviews with families who can now bury their dead.

Bcz it's Trump, I don't know if we will get any stories at all.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 08:27 PM (mNJBC)

379 NaughtyPine : thank you for this. it is sad that I have to wait for a moron review before I can see a movie, but Current Year.

Scary movies these days are still uninfected by SJW. A Quiet Place was good. Hereditary was almost good but had a problem with casting.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 20, 2018 08:29 PM (6FqZa)

380 Bcz it's Trump, I don't know if we will get any stories at all.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 08:27 PM (mNJBC)


Old old news, fifty years ago and more than 10 miles from CONUS!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 20, 2018 08:29 PM (n9EOP)

381 there's a nood, but it'll just make me angry. so i'm staying here.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 20, 2018 08:31 PM (6FqZa)

382 there's a nood, but it'll just make me angry. so i'm staying here.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 20, 2018 08:31 PM (6FqZa)


I felt the same way. I thought...I just can't. I'll go to the Chill Out & Disney threads. I'll read Ace's post later...or tomorrow.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 08:35 PM (mNJBC)

383 He said why are they elite? I have more money. I live in a nicer house.

I love that man.

Posted by: vivi at June 20, 2018 08:39 PM (11H2y)

384 What would be super cool and innovative would be a wookie-centric movie. Wookie homeworld. Stop being species-ist.

So never happen.
Posted by: Skeezix at June 20, 2018 07:43 PM (+Q9b4)

I give you the Star Wars Christmas Holiday Special. Really, be careful what you ask for or you'll have to celebrate Life Day.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at June 20, 2018 08:51 PM (J70i0)

385 NaughtyPine : thank you for this. it is sad that I have to wait for a moron review before I can see a movie, but Current Year.

Scary movies these days are still uninfected by SJW. A Quiet Place was good. Hereditary was almost good but had a problem with casting.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 20, 2018 08:29 PM

I don't like scary movies unless I go with a friend who can tell me when to uncover my eyes!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 20, 2018 08:52 PM (/+bwe)

386 BTW, I knew Incredibles 2 was going to be fun when the Globe & Mail critic called it "Big, annoying and mostly, pointless." I have Canadian friends who swear he writes the exact opposite of what they think.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 20, 2018 08:58 PM (/+bwe)

387 Probably too late here, but has anyone heard anything about the proposed Doc Savage re-boot? I want to say that Dwayne Johnson was attached to the project at one point, and that Shane Black was interested in doing Clark Savage the right way. I think Kevin Smith has abandoned his plan to do a Buckaroo Banzai series, but Doc and company could well have some success

Posted by: Second (blue) Unicorn at June 20, 2018 09:19 PM (lJMCC)

Chill-Out Thread

A friend expressed to me that he was depressed and angry due to the news (and Twitter -- which he took off his phone, wisely), and I'm feeling that too, and I figured you guys are also feeling that.

So, here's a completely politics and bummer-free thread.

No politics -- consider the post below a "live" thread for political chatter. It's only about 20 minutes old, anyway.

If something breaks and you *have* to get it to my attention, email me. Or just say "I posted something in the thread below."

Also, no shit-stirring. Leave ongoing arguments to another thread.

Just say hello to each other, check in, and talk about cool stuff you're doing or reading.

husky.jpg

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:00 PM




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1
Cute doggehs...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 20, 2018 05:59 PM (VM6ev)

2 Awww, dog memes.

I am on vacation right now, so I am feeling pretty good anyway.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 20, 2018 06:00 PM (ycWCI)

3
I feel alone on an ice floe...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 20, 2018 06:00 PM (VM6ev)

4 So we have to be nice to each other?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 20, 2018 06:01 PM (pvjTE)

5 A friend expressed to me that he was depressed and angry due to the news (and Twitter -- which he took off his phone, wisely), and I'm feeling that too, and I figured you guys are also feeling that.

I feel great.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 20, 2018 06:01 PM (xlCXC)

6 Damn, my ass is cold.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 20, 2018 06:01 PM (1ISKN)

7 Hi everybody! How ya doin'?

Posted by: Ruthless at June 20, 2018 06:01 PM (md3fh)

8 Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 20, 2018 06:00 PM (ycWCI)

Mine starts July 2.. God I cannot wait. My stress level has been through the roof. Some much needed down time awaits.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 20, 2018 06:02 PM (dUJdY)

9 so I am packing for our second to last military move....
I am *so* looking forward to going home.

Posted by: sven at June 20, 2018 06:02 PM (SzZnW)

10 "
Watch out where the huskies go,
and don't you eat that yellow snow..."

- - The Fur-Trapper, who was strictly from commercial

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 20, 2018 06:02 PM (VM6ev)

11 Ace calls it a chill-out, but it's really a time out.

You kids have been driving him CrAzY!

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 20, 2018 06:02 PM (pvjTE)

12 You're the best, Ace!

Looking out for all the Morons.

Posted by: Ersatz at June 20, 2018 06:02 PM (44PTs)

13 Chillin' out here. Not ruthless at all. Nope. Nada ruthlessness now I tell ya.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 20, 2018 06:02 PM (md3fh)

14 When they sit like that, are their balls, like, right on the ice?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 20, 2018 06:02 PM (1ISKN)

15 Just say hello to each other, check in, and talk about cool stuff you're doing or reading.



Just spent $659.00 on a 4 wheel brake job. All pads & rotors replaced. 3 year, 36k miles warranty.
Not bad for 115k miles on factory brakes.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2018 06:02 PM (zHhW4)

16 it's been getting to me the past couple of weeks.

Posted by: ace at June 20, 2018 06:02 PM (PA9oZ)

17 Going to visit the kid at the pentagon then check out his new digs in Durham on the way back home. Taking the backroads.

Posted by: NCKate at June 20, 2018 06:02 PM (nU09Z)

18 Just put the final touches on my DRZ400. New tires and suspension.

I am heading to central Colorado for a off-road, alpine to desert trip this weekend. Far from WiFi and news of any kind. Phones will be designated "for emergencies only".

Looking forward to it.

Posted by: Joe Mama at June 20, 2018 06:03 PM (syLv6)

19 "The Phil Silvers Show" was good stuff. (Just putting that out there.)

Posted by: FireHorse at June 20, 2018 06:03 PM (n8nDZ)

20 We have replaced Luke's sister with a freeze dried Leia. Let's see if he notices.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 20, 2018 06:03 PM (e1mEI)

21 i'll be here to answer your shelving questions

Posted by: ace at June 20, 2018 06:03 PM (PA9oZ)

22 Tysons teriyaki thighs (frozen section) + jasmine rice + stir fry mixed vegetables sautťed just enough to be hot on the outside but still coldish on the inside (also frozen section) = very tasty, cheap, and quick meal.

I highly recommend it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 20, 2018 06:03 PM (VgKNm)

23 That reminds me, there's a Russian show on Amazon Prime called THE DOG worth watching, It's cliche and requires subtitles but still fun to watch.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 20, 2018 06:03 PM (+dsLj)

24 13 Chillin' out here. Not ruthless at all. Nope. Nada ruthlessness now I tell ya.
Posted by: Ruthless at June 20, 2018 06:02 PM (md3fh)

Why, he's veritably full of RUTH!!!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 20, 2018 06:03 PM (ycWCI)

25 15 Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2018 06:02 PM (zHhW4)

I put 63,000 miles on my Jeep the last 12 months.
I am resisting the urge to trade it in for an F-250.

Posted by: sven at June 20, 2018 06:04 PM (SzZnW)

26 Every now and then life steps up and slaps you across the face and reminds you that there are things more important than politics. I still follow them closely cause they interest me but I've got more important things to worry about.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2018 06:04 PM (/tuJf)

27 Boy, nice and cool in here. *stretches out and yawns*

Posted by: Ruthless at June 20, 2018 06:04 PM (md3fh)

28 But I'd rather post bits from bad 70s music (redundant, I know) on political threads.

Drives them nuts...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 20, 2018 06:04 PM (4fOMF)

29 East coast chillin' here, brah.

Posted by: Weasel at June 20, 2018 06:05 PM (MVjcR)

30 My boss is going on vacation. Woot!

Posted by: AgathaPagatha at June 20, 2018 06:05 PM (xDMjB)

31 One thing that used to make me very angry was that one Ritz cracker that would disintegrate as soon as I loaded it up with peanut butter.

(I got over it - mainly because the Ritz cracker people have been making some solid crackers lately. No handfuls of peanut butter and cracker crumbs.)

Posted by: FireHorse at June 20, 2018 06:05 PM (n8nDZ)

32 You know...

I've got some great stories for sale...

Link in nic!!!!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone at June 20, 2018 06:05 PM (Jj43a)

33 If I were to put up shelves, which way should I set the power drill? Screw in or screw out? Does it matter? I guess either way I'll get screwed.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 20, 2018 06:05 PM (md3fh)

34 so I am packing for our second to last military move....
I am *so* looking forward to going home.
Posted by: sven at June 20, 2018 06:02 PM (SzZnW)


Mine was about 18 and a half years ago. I tip my glass to you and yours!

Posted by: Bill R. at June 20, 2018 06:05 PM (IuYIh)

35 What I've been doing?

Watching the two fox kits living in our yard. Half of the time they are in a hollow in a tree and the other half hiding under our shed. About twice a day mom shows up for them to nurse and to supervise playtime.

They may be the cutest things known to man.

Posted by: Art Rondolet of Malmsey at June 20, 2018 06:05 PM (S+f+m)

36 talk about cool stuff you're doing or reading.

Just finished "Two Kinds of Truth" By Michael Connelly. Really good.
Just started "The Rooster Bar" by John Grisham. Good so far.

Posted by: wth at June 20, 2018 06:06 PM (HgMAr)

37 anybody remember the name of that stoopid German Shepherd that was always doing dumb ass stuff?

Moonpie or something I think

Posted by: DanMan at June 20, 2018 06:06 PM (XTiHL)

38 It's cold in here.


What's a vampire's favorite animal?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 20, 2018 06:06 PM (5jVnA)

39 I am resisting the urge to trade it in for an F-250.


Posted by: sven at June 20, 2018

When you can no longer resist, I have the crew cab, V10 powered truck you need. ;-)

Posted by: Joe Mama at June 20, 2018 06:06 PM (syLv6)

40 Where are you headed sven?

Posted by: lin-duh at June 20, 2018 06:06 PM (kufk0)

41 26 Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2018 06:04 PM (/tuJf)

My son leaves for Ft Benning next Tuesday....
while it is entwined with politics it supercedes the macro level and is just the micro I will be worrying about in Louisiana.

Posted by: sven at June 20, 2018 06:06 PM (SzZnW)

42
Thread music:

https://tinyurl.com/ycqq9442

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 20, 2018 06:06 PM (r+sAi)

43 So, Ace finally pulled the car over?

Posted by: Texican ette at June 20, 2018 06:06 PM (Be7jw)

44 My boss is going on vacation. Woot!

Posted by: AgathaPagatha at June 20, 2018

So is my bass!

No gigs for two weeks. Woot!

Posted by: Joe Mama at June 20, 2018 06:07 PM (syLv6)

45 i'll be here to answer your shelving questions

Posted by: ace at June 20, 2018 06:03 PM (PA9oZ)

How are they hanging?

Posted by: wth at June 20, 2018 06:07 PM (HgMAr)

46 (I got over it - mainly because the Ritz cracker people have been making some solid crackers lately. No handfuls of peanut butter and cracker crumbs.)
Posted by: FireHorse at June 20, 2018 06:05 PM (n8nDZ)

They fixed the glitch? Product improves over time? Someone needs to tell them that that is not how you run a business in the 21st century.

They should take a page from apple and release a line of celery sticks.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 20, 2018 06:07 PM (ycWCI)

47 I put 63,000 miles on my Jeep the last 12 months.
I am resisting the urge to trade it in for an F-250.
Posted by: sven


I thought I was bad when I put 48,000 on an F150 in a year and never left Texas.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2018 06:07 PM (zHhW4)

48 40 Posted by: lin-duh at June 20, 2018 06:06 PM (kufk0)

Back to scenic Ft Polk and then home ~ 2.75 years later.
I did not want to leave Ohio this last trip.

Posted by: sven at June 20, 2018 06:07 PM (SzZnW)

49 A giraffe! c/o a popsicle stick.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 20, 2018 06:07 PM (5jVnA)

50 You have a bass?

Posted by: Ruthless at June 20, 2018 06:07 PM (md3fh)

51 For any gamers, check out The Long Dark. A seriously good and addicting game where you have to survive in the Canadian mountains, and it really tests your wits. Nice break from the usual shoot zombies in the face and watch it explode in itty bitty bitties trope.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 20, 2018 06:07 PM (+dsLj)

52 I'm taking Ace's advice and tuning it all out for a while.

Closing all the tabs open to political/news articles.

Time to go skinny-dipping in a glass of bourbon

Posted by: Ersatz at June 20, 2018 06:08 PM (44PTs)

53

How come nobody eats ice cream as their entree for dessert?
This is wrong.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 20, 2018 06:08 PM (r+sAi)

54 What do you call a dromedary without a hump?


Humphrey.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 20, 2018 06:08 PM (ctuyM)

55 My ear wax tastes different.

Posted by: Dick at June 20, 2018 06:08 PM (SRarZ)

56 34 Posted by: Bill R. at June 20, 2018 06:05 PM (IuYIh)

Thank you and thanks to you, my wife is the soldier....
at times it feels like I am just extra baggage.
I'll miss Montana, I made good money here.

Posted by: sven at June 20, 2018 06:08 PM (SzZnW)

57 Just finished a superb burger and Irish Death Ale here in town with a friend.
Not much politics but lots of talk about guns and cooking. He's making gumbo from the Deplorable Cookbook I gave him for Christmas. If it works, he'll make me some.
Repaired back to the house, sat under my Hawthorn tree and smoked cigars.

Posted by: Winston at June 20, 2018 06:08 PM (wgCUV)

58 What's a vampire's favorite animal?

****************

I don't know, but I do know they never drink... wine.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 20, 2018 06:09 PM (+dsLj)

59 Movie Reviews:

Blade Runner 2049: All of the weaknesses of the first without the shock of originality. Plot makes no sense and is essentially stolen from Total Recall (false memory implants to make someone hunt the person you want to find -- but if they had the memory implants in their possession, they could have just used them to find that person themselves!)

Game Night: Big disappointment. I had high hopes. Almost all of the good stuff was in the trailer. Stupid attempt at plot-twist that made no sense.

The Mummy: First 15 minutes were straight from Uncharted. Then it got bad, and stole liberally from An American Werewolf from London and the Brandon Frasier Mummy.

Where it didn't steal, it just was pointless and made no sense. I still do not understand the mummy's powers -- he seems to just be a vampire who steals life with a kiss (or inhalement of breath) instead of bite. The Dr. Jekyll cameo was terrible and unnecessary.

Also, as with Brandon Frasier mummy, this mummy almost immediately steals life and looks human instead of looking like a mummy. If you're going to make a mummy movie, why not acutally have, you know, a mummy in it? If you want to show the actor, just have her carrying a talisman that lets her appear human sometimes, but then reverts to mummy form when she attacks or tries to steal your breath.



Posted by: ace at June 20, 2018 06:09 PM (PA9oZ)

60 Saw Zac Brown last weekend in Boston. Don't usually go to arena concerts but Fenway is acceptable. Anyway, it was a typically good concert and at the end the band invited a vet to come out on stage and the crowd stood and cheered USA-USA-USA. It was a heartwarming and surprising moment from a northeastern crowd.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at June 20, 2018 06:09 PM (LISuA)

61 So I used to work in a hardware store.

Coworker: I like this Sawsall.
Me: It likes you, too. You know how I know?
Coworker: How?
Me: It's a reciprocating saw.

(True story.)

Posted by: FireHorse at June 20, 2018 06:09 PM (n8nDZ)

62 I know a woman who orders dessert first, to make sure she has room to eat it. That's someone who knows how to set priorities.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 20, 2018 06:09 PM (md3fh)

63
You know who looks nice and curvy?

A mature but still very adorable Dorothy Hamill.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 20, 2018 06:09 PM (9Exb6)

64 That is a adorable photo and caption.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2018 06:09 PM (O5K3f)

65 I thought I was bad when I put 48,000 on an F150 in a year and never left Texas.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2018 06:07 PM (zHhW4)

Texas is made for driving. That and air conditioning.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 20, 2018 06:09 PM (ycWCI)

66 Looking forward to heading to Acadia National Park next week and totally unplug for a week.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 20, 2018 06:09 PM (jxbfJ)

67 Thanks Ace!
Needed that..

Posted by: DB Cooper at June 20, 2018 06:09 PM (KCY5B)

68 How's Phas3 going?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 20, 2018 06:09 PM (ctuyM)

69 The Yankees are going to play in London next year. Against the Red Sox.

That's sort of weird. But cool.

I think I am going to try to go.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 20, 2018 06:10 PM (wYseH)

70 You have a bass?"

O - matic.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 20, 2018 06:10 PM (7LY+6)

71 You have a bass?


Posted by: Ruthless at June 20, 2018

Six of them, actually.

Posted by: Joe Mama at June 20, 2018 06:10 PM (syLv6)

72 I'm working on more Flash animation. It's going well.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 20, 2018 06:10 PM (l9m7l)

73 I know it's a chill-out thread, but can we swap shelving tips?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 20, 2018 06:10 PM (EyPfd)

74 >>>68 How's Phas3 going?

According to government schedules, it's going according to plan.

Posted by: ace at June 20, 2018 06:10 PM (PA9oZ)

75 Need to order tannerite and make the video for CBD of blowing the dam wall on the lower "pond" on the property. It's nothing more than a stagnant run off catch.

I promised CBD a video or he is revoking my man card.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2018 06:10 PM (zHhW4)

76 59 Movie Reviews:

Blade Runner 2049: All of the weaknesses of the first without the shock of originality. Plot makes no sense and is essentially stolen from Total Recall (false memory implants to make someone hunt the person you want to find -- but if they had the memory implants in their possession, they could have just used them to find that person themselves!)

Game Night: Big disappointment. I had high hopes. Almost all of the good stuff was in the trailer. Stupid attempt at plot-twist that made no sense.

The Mummy: First 15 minutes were straight from Uncharted. Then it got bad, and stole liberally from An American Werewolf from London and the Brandon Frasier Mummy.

Where it didn't steal, it just was pointless and made no sense. I still do not understand the mummy's powers -- he seems to just be a vampire who steals life with a kiss (or inhalement of breath) instead of bite. The Dr. Jekyll cameo was terrible and unnecessary.

Also, as with Brandon Frasier mummy, this mummy almost immediately steals life and looks human instead of looking like a mummy. If you're going to make a mummy movie, why not acutally have, you know, a mummy in it? If you want to show the actor, just have her carrying a talisman that lets her appear human sometimes, but then reverts to mummy form when she attacks or tries to steal your breath.



Posted by: ace at June 20, 2018 06:09 PM (PA9oZ)



Aren't there some additional Fifty Shades movies you should be reviewing?

Posted by: buzzion at June 20, 2018 06:10 PM (lKs2v)

77 BTW, Zac Brown played an excellent version of "Into The Mystic", which is a favorite of mine

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at June 20, 2018 06:10 PM (LISuA)

78 I just spent the past hour looking at You Tube videos. Mostly that little Japanese drummer Yoyoka Soma. That young lady is going to make a name for herself. There's a short video of a Robert Plant video watching the one that went viral of her playing Good Times, Bad Times.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XYr6H2mGxk

Posted by: Bill R. at June 20, 2018 06:10 PM (IuYIh)

79 Hello fellow commenters.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 20, 2018 06:10 PM (cW5Gl)

80 Range trip in the works, Training my son with his new pistola and breaking in the new AR.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at June 20, 2018 06:10 PM (0OmEj)

81 We had a very heavy rain yesterday. Came home and hubby tells there is water in the basement.. Jesus. No cracks in the foundation thankfully but he had a guy out that looked at it and recommend a sump pump. I have heard lots of horror stories so would like some input. Should we go the sump pump route or dig up that spot and re-inforce it?

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 20, 2018 06:10 PM (dUJdY)

82 A skinny friend once went to Alaska. Came back a husky fvcker.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Macho Business Donkey Wrestler at June 20, 2018 06:11 PM (xPJvm)

83 My folks went to Acadia last year. Loved it.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 20, 2018 06:11 PM (89T5c)

84 keep on truckin

Posted by: concrete girl at June 20, 2018 06:11 PM (yzU5t)

85 I'm adjusting to mah part time job.
Being nice to people can be tiring, eh?

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 20, 2018 06:11 PM (hMwEB)

86 74 >>>68 How's Phas3 going?

According to government schedules, it's going according to plan.
Posted by: ace at June 20, 2018 06:10 PM (PA9oZ)



Overbudget and six months delay minimum?

Posted by: buzzion at June 20, 2018 06:11 PM (lKs2v)

87 Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 20, 2018 06:01 PM (pvjTE)

Not to YOU!

Posted by: jakee308 at June 20, 2018 06:11 PM (cW5Gl)

88 We have baby bluebirds in the nesting box in the backyard.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2018 06:11 PM (ptqGC)

89 Totally feeling this myself. Trying to push my interest into other things. Recent obsessions include WWII and board and card games. and board games ABOUT WWII.

Axis & Allies is just FUN! Have even scheduled a group from work to come by and play this coming weekend. Really looking forward to it!

Posted by: Mordineus at June 20, 2018 06:11 PM (HJEdL)

90 9 so I am packing for our second to last military move....
I am *so* looking forward to going home.
Posted by: sven at June 20, 2018 06:02 PM (SzZnW)


Are you the original sven or new sven?

Posted by: eleven at June 20, 2018 06:11 PM (oLrbn)

91

If your shelf tips, you put it up wrong.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 20, 2018 06:11 PM (r+sAi)

92 When I was first married mumblety years ago we bought some boards and concrete blocks. Voila, instant shelves.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 20, 2018 06:12 PM (md3fh)

93 Nice break from the usual shoot zombies in the face and watch it explode in itty bitty bitties trope.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 20, 2018 06:07 PM (+dsLj)

I watch DayZ standalone vids on youtube. Mindr and RunningmanZ are two funny ones to watch. If I took up the genre, DayZ would be one I would check out.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 20, 2018 06:12 PM (5jVnA)

94 also, rewatched most of the Sherlock series. (I've been a real bum, tired all the time, and have watched the shit out of tv.)_

It does not hold up at all. It attempts to cover up for its defects with cloying humor (mostly the same joke -- Sherlock has aspergers and is rude) and endless fan-service of the "mythology."

Posted by: ace at June 20, 2018 06:12 PM (PA9oZ)

95 I know it's a chill-out thread, but can we swap shelving tips?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 20, 2018 06:10 PM (EyPfd)

My best advice: shelves should be horizontal, not vertical.

Learned the hard way.

Posted by: Ersatz at June 20, 2018 06:12 PM (44PTs)

96 Thanks, Ace. A breathe of fresh air.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 20, 2018 06:12 PM (KP5rU)

97 >>My son leaves for Ft Benning next Tuesday....
while it is entwined with politics it supercedes the macro level and is just the micro I will be worrying about in Louisiana.

Best wishes and my thanks to him and your whole family.

Cool stuff, let's see. We finally launched the boat I have been building with some friends for the last year+.

It's only a 23 foot center console but it came out pretty damn sweet. So I got that going for me, which is nice. Now if I can just get the state to get their heads out of their buts and give me a registration ....

Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2018 06:12 PM (/tuJf)

98
In somewhat more cheering news, the classical music playlist I'm preparing for the Horde has now reached 900 works by over 400 different composers. I hope it can be finished in a month or so when I reach 1000 and then I can offer it to customers.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 20, 2018 06:12 PM (LsBY9)

99 We're camping our way down to Austin and back after the Fourth to do the Hatsune Miku Expo for Pookette. I'd love to meet Morons, but not sure how well we can pull that off or if Pooky's comfortable with it.

Posted by: pookysgirl at June 20, 2018 06:12 PM (XKZwp)

100 Hi Horde. Hope everyone is doing well for a hump day.

Posted by: SteveOReno, as an intelligent person, I self-identify as a Moron at June 20, 2018 06:12 PM (2sCft)

101 76 Posted by: buzzion at June 20, 2018 06:10 PM (lKs2v)

"Fifty Shades-Freed" or something?
If I want beaten for fun and profit I can go to the Ohio DMV.

Posted by: sven at June 20, 2018 06:12 PM (SzZnW)

102 This made me LMAO. http://www.funnycatpix.com/_pics/I_Have_My_Paper_Bag.htm

How bad an owner do you have to be for your cat to place a bag over its face???

Posted by: Locke Common at June 20, 2018 06:12 PM (W0pSB)

103 >>>Totally feeling this myself. Trying to push my interest into other things. Recent obsessions include WWII and board and card games. and board games ABOUT WWII.

Pandemic is really good cooperative game.

Fury of Dracula looks good. I own it, but have never gotten anyone to play with me. It's semi-co-op, with four players playing the vampire hunters as a team, and only the Dracula player playing against them.

Posted by: ace at June 20, 2018 06:13 PM (PA9oZ)

104 Garden looks good. Beets are doing so well, Dana Loesch would leave a snail-trail.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 20, 2018 06:13 PM (fiGNd)

105

Hello Jake. State Farm?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 20, 2018 06:13 PM (r+sAi)

106 Watched two hen turkeys and six poults walk into the yard and scratch around the bird feeders, then the thunderstorm sent them trotting. A good day.

Posted by: Sumdumchief at June 20, 2018 06:13 PM (q6HI0)

107 Horizontal? Oh shit, no wonder my books are always on the floor.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 20, 2018 06:13 PM (md3fh)

108 keep on truckin

Posted by: concrete girl
________

Ten-roger, concrete girl!

Posted by: FireHorse at June 20, 2018 06:13 PM (n8nDZ)

109 I'm adjusting to mah part time job.
Being nice to people can be tiring, eh?
-------
Ain't that the truth!!!

Posted by: lin-duh at June 20, 2018 06:13 PM (kufk0)

110 Blade Runner 2049: All of the weaknesses of the
first without the shock of originality.

Posted by: ace at June 20, 2018 06:09 PM (PA9oZ)

Have to disagree.

It was filmed pretty well, and Ryan Gosling did a solid job. Worth the NetFlix rental. Although....the plot was...um....was there a plot?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 20, 2018 06:13 PM (wYseH)

111 94 also, rewatched most of the Sherlock series. (I've been a real bum, tired all the time, and have watched the shit out of tv.)_

It does not hold up at all. It attempts to cover up for its defects with cloying humor (mostly the same joke -- Sherlock has aspergers and is rude) and endless fan-service of the "mythology."
Posted by: ace at June 20, 2018 06:12 PM (PA9oZ)



Maybe you should try to read The Hound of the Baskervilles again.

Posted by: buzzion at June 20, 2018 06:13 PM (lKs2v)

112 We binged-watched The Crown.
Interesting.

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 20, 2018 06:13 PM (hMwEB)

113 Anybody watching soccer?

I don't watch soccer. If I wanted to watch somebody struggle to score for 90 minutes, I'd take my friends out to the bar.

Posted by: Valiant at June 20, 2018 06:13 PM (3MiF8)

114 I'll miss Montana, I made good money here.
Posted by: sven at June 20, 2018 06:08 PM (SzZnW)

I did a 110 day TDY to Great Falls in 1987 to help them convert from F-106's to F-16's. Great time. I went to Glacier National Park and I managed to see Yellowstone the year before the big fire.

Posted by: Bill R. at June 20, 2018 06:13 PM (IuYIh)

115 Just finished the big book Hamilton, by Ron Chernow. Will not see the musical. Alexander Hamilton is more like Donald Trump than progressives would care to admit.

Posted by: AgathaPagatha at June 20, 2018 06:13 PM (xDMjB)

116 Ace,

Thank you. I needed to cheer up and those fluffy pups did the trick.

Thank you also to the Horde for tolerating me.

Take care, and be well.

Posted by: acethepug at June 20, 2018 06:13 PM (HwQlG)

117 "My best advice: shelves should be horizontal, not vertical. "

See...this is why I come here.

The type of pro-tips that you can't get anywhere else.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 20, 2018 06:13 PM (EyPfd)

118 >>>Maybe you should try to read The Hound of the Baskervilles again.


I thought I said no shit-stirring!

Posted by: ace at June 20, 2018 06:13 PM (PA9oZ)

119 I know it's a chill-out thread, but can we swap shelving tips?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice


Pro tip: Buy the Stanley laser leveler.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2018 06:14 PM (zHhW4)

120 Shelving is best using 5/4" boards, you'll thank me later.

Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2018 06:14 PM (pHfeF)

121 19 year old Chik-Fil-A employee earns praise for running after car to give order to customer:

https://tinyurl.com/y8rz8adv

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2018 06:14 PM (O5K3f)

122 God Bless Texas...and the rest of you too

Posted by: rammajamma at June 20, 2018 06:14 PM (xceTB)

123 94 Posted by: ace at June 20, 2018 06:12 PM (PA9oZ)

On Sherlock we agree, it is at its best on first and casual viewing.
Our version on this side of the pond, Elementary, is actually aging better despite its attempts at SJW pap.
I was almost impressed with the underlying theme of the last three weeks.

Posted by: sven at June 20, 2018 06:14 PM (SzZnW)

124 We're camping our way down to Austin and back after the Fourth to do the Hatsune Miku Expo for Pookette. I'd love to meet Morons, but not sure how well we can pull that off or if Pooky's comfortable with it.
Posted by: pookysgirl at June 20, 2018 06:12 PM


Well, at least we can point you toward the better BBQ'ed brisket, if you'd like.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 20, 2018 06:14 PM (ctuyM)

125 Shelves: steel or plastic?

Wood's too expensive for the capacity I think. Looks nice though.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 20, 2018 06:14 PM (cW5Gl)

126
Axis & Allies is just FUN! Have even scheduled a group from work to come by and play this coming weekend. Really looking forward to it!
Posted by: Mordineus at June 20, 2018 06:11 PM (HJEdL)

I loved that game...

I have enough points to place my King Tiger and... a couple Wehrmacht infantry.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 20, 2018 06:14 PM (ycWCI)

127 I found the rarest .32 semi-automatic pistol ever.
Less than 100 of the Union-Reifgraber were made,
and I can only find 3 that have ever sold.
The broken one with no bluing left, no firing pin or trigger,
and no follower or spring in the magazine sold for $2K
3 years ago.

This one is complete, matching serials on every part,
and the original high polish blue. Got it for $450 from
a guy who didn't do his homework. "It belongs in a museum"

I denounce myself. But it was a sweet sweet score.

Posted by: retropox at June 20, 2018 06:14 PM (m4w2/)

128 A happy fun thread is a good idea.

I'm not sure how I missed the first 100+

*scurries to catch up*

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 20, 2018 06:15 PM (fuK7c)

129 >>>It was filmed pretty well, and Ryan Gosling did a solid job

it was filmed well and Ryan Gosling was dependable as usual. but... any excitement? It even lacks the very good end sequence of the boring original. They just have punch-up in the waves.

Posted by: ace at June 20, 2018 06:15 PM (PA9oZ)

130 I've been watching the world cup and enjoying it; in the process reconnected w. an old friend who lives on a diff continent. But we have great fun messaging each other throughout the games w. snarky comments.

Posted by: IC at June 20, 2018 06:15 PM (a0IVu)

131 So it's like a nice sorbet kinda palate cleanser thingy.

I really could use some nice juicy red meat with a side of Liberal tears.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 20, 2018 06:15 PM (PvFoN)

132
Remember last week I said I tawt I saw Col Wilma Daring in a tv commercial?

Well, here she is:

https://www.ispot.tv/ad/wZ5V/natrol-cognium-staying-sharp

And here's Erin Gray "working out" on Silver Spoons:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoDQlvsxr7M




Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 20, 2018 06:15 PM (9Exb6)

133 Is it only Wednesday? Working late all week for deadlines.

Getting a tree cut down from my back yard. I'll have plenty of firewood and more sun in yard. Very happy about it!

Posted by: Iris at June 20, 2018 06:15 PM (dYDe7)

134 89 Totally feeling this myself. Trying to push my interest into other things. Recent obsessions include WWII and board and card games. and board games ABOUT WWII.

Axis & Allies is just FUN! Have even scheduled a group from work to come by and play this coming weekend. Really looking forward to it!
Posted by: Mordineus at June 20, 2018 06:11 PM (HJEdL)

Are you playing the original game? or the recent variations?

I enjoyed this game as a kid, but when I recently looked to buy it, I couldn't find it in it's original incarnation. It seems now there are multiple versions: only set in the ETO or the Pacific but not both; different stages of the war ('42 vs '43). Heck, there's even a WWI version, I think.

It's all different from what I remember. I don't like change; it frightens and enrages me.

Posted by: Ersatz at June 20, 2018 06:15 PM (44PTs)

135 I'm attending a historical reenactment all weekend. My favorite thing about this hobby is that I leave the cell phone in the car and forget about the outside world for two days. It's fabulous.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 20, 2018 06:15 PM (ppaKI)

136 I'm in camp in the middle of the Alabama heat.

I'm slightly disappointed that this chill-out thread does not lower body temperatures.

Other than that, I've learned how to shoot a bow and arrow.

Posted by: Delaforce. One post a week at June 20, 2018 06:16 PM (rlcpo)

137 I'm adjusting to mah part time job.
Being nice to people can be tiring, eh?

Posted by: votermom
________

Yes. Yes, it can.

But then there are the surly people who gripe about everything all day long. That has to be downright exhausting.

Posted by: FireHorse at June 20, 2018 06:16 PM (n8nDZ)

138 114 Posted by: Bill R. at June 20, 2018 06:13 PM (IuYIh)

I like Great Falls a lot, I also found myself drawn to Billings.
If, God forbid, dad were to leave before I go home to Ohio I would be quite content retiring to Sunburst and working out of Great Falls.

Posted by: sven at June 20, 2018 06:16 PM (SzZnW)

139 oh shit. fun thread.

I thought it said gun thread.

my bad.

Posted by: retropox at June 20, 2018 06:16 PM (m4w2/)

140 My nice anecdote from the day: I stopped in to give a coworker his choice from my chocolate candy collection (Milk, Dark, Really Dark) to thank him for his help with a problem. [ He picked the Milk chocolate....it's okay, in all other ways he's really a fine human being!]

He's unpacking after being forced to switch offices due to a reorganization. He started showing me his collection of fountain pens, fountain pen ink, etc. He has a really neat collection, and it turns out he knows a great deal about fountain pen mechanics. His exotic fountain pen ink collection is breathtaking!

My brief chocolate reward visit morphed into a 45 minute discussion of our favorite pens and mechanical pencils. I'm not quite the pen geek he is, but it was a lot of fun. The next time I bring in my Rotring 600 Trio multi-pen/pencil, he wants me to stop in with it.

Posted by: Jill v2 at June 20, 2018 06:16 PM (xpnbN)

141 I got in a car wreck and survived ... glass half full I guess.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 20, 2018 06:16 PM (fiGNd)

142 " A happy fun thread is a good idea. "

Don't taunt Happy Fun Thread.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 20, 2018 06:16 PM (EyPfd)

143 In addition to summer peach hate shakes, Chick-fil-A also has white peach tea.

Just throwing that out there. I think the heat got to me today.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2018 06:16 PM (ptqGC)

144 Cruise's Mummy flick really was all kinds of terrible.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at June 20, 2018 06:16 PM (dkHoZ)

145 It does not hold up at all. It attempts to cover up for its defects with cloying humor (mostly the same joke -- Sherlock has aspergers and is rude) and endless fan-service of the "mythology."

Posted by: ace at June 20, 2018 06:12 PM (PA9oZ)
---
If you look up "Everything that is wrong with Sherlock" on youtube, you'll see a lot of stuff, and if you are like me, you might find yourself agreeing with most of it.

I generally really enjoyed the first season--even the stuff he didn't like about Moriarty. But as the seasons go on, his invective becomes ever truer.

The finale should have been entitled "How about this..."

Posted by: Axeman at June 20, 2018 06:16 PM (vDqXW)

146 Things are getting out of control in Anchorage/Eagle River. This just gets worse every year.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybo256s7

Posted by: Bosk at June 20, 2018 06:17 PM (fjMEv)

147 Am gonna try two mainstream (aka library) books - Meficus by someone or the other (mystery set in ancient Rome), and some mystery by Ruth Ware

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 20, 2018 06:17 PM (hMwEB)

148 Hello.

Posted by: tbodie at June 20, 2018 06:17 PM (MZnJr)

149 The Mummy: First 15 minutes were straight from Uncharted.

********************

I watched it expecting it to be another Tom Cruise feel good movie where I get to watch him beat the shit out of people in an ode to the olden Brendan Fraser days, and had no idea it would morph into a wanna be marvel cinematic universe fiasco bombfest. Thank God they bombed so badly theyre not even thinking of trying to emulate marvel here. At least i hope.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 20, 2018 06:17 PM (+dsLj)

150 >>>Our version on this side of the pond, Elementary, is actually aging better despite its attempts at SJW pap.
I was almost impressed with the underlying theme of the last three weeks.

oh i forgot to watch this Monday's show.

It's a pretty decent show.

The crimes are usually not interesting but they'll have some interesting background they got from Wikipedia or something, like the landfill where the world's worst game is buried (a reference to the real burial of Atari's ET game) or the Cicadia 113 game or the "Lucifer" programming language and stuff like that.

Posted by: ace at June 20, 2018 06:17 PM (PA9oZ)

151 89 Posted by: Mordineus at June 20, 2018 06:11 PM (HJEdL)

Axis and Allies is awesomesauce.
134 Posted by: Ersatz at June 20, 2018 06:15 PM (44PTs)

I have yet to play the "subyear games", I looked very closely at the WW1 game to introduce the lad to the game.

Posted by: sven at June 20, 2018 06:17 PM (SzZnW)

152 In addition to summer peach hate shakes, Chick-fil-A also has white peach tea.

Just throwing that out there. I think the heat got to me today.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2018 06:16 PM (ptqGC)
---
Sounds hatey.

Posted by: Axeman at June 20, 2018 06:17 PM (vDqXW)

153 Blade Runner is another one of those movies because people fill in the gaps themselves. It is great for the visuals and the world it 'suggests' not the one it actually provides.

It has about as much excitement itself as a Taster's Choice commercial.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 20, 2018 06:17 PM (ycWCI)

154 I expanded the Freedom Locker with a couple Euro-Dart Projectors ... what some call 9mm.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 20, 2018 06:17 PM (fiGNd)

155 Female teacher carries 60 lb old student on her back so that girl with cerebral palsy can go on class camping trip:

https://tinyurl.com/y6v2wn3z

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2018 06:17 PM (O5K3f)

156 I loved the first couple of seasons of Sherlock but could barely watch the latest season. It got..annoying.

Posted by: IC at June 20, 2018 06:17 PM (a0IVu)

157

Life is good.

Hummigbird almost attacked me today because I was blocking his feeder.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 20, 2018 06:17 PM (fceHP)

158 It's Wednesday?

Shit I thought it was Tuesday.

Where did Tuesday go?

Posted by: jakee308 at June 20, 2018 06:18 PM (cW5Gl)

159 Did some gunsmith work on a savage bolt today. Replaced a bolt baffle. Yeah, not much...not much in the que at the moment. But Relaxing...

Posted by: CATMguy at June 20, 2018 06:18 PM (aRB23)

160 If you have critters with flea infestations, try nitenpyram (Walmart sells it as PetArmor FastCaps). Gave my cat Ghost one, and in less than half an hour, fleas were literally falling off him (onto my desk, so I could see them). Safe enough you can dose every day ---if you can afford it. Stuff is kinda pricey, but with bad flea problems, maybe worth it.

Posted by: empire1 at June 20, 2018 06:18 PM (5z6p1)

161 I prefer Dank Chocolate.

Posted by: Internet Meme Guy at June 20, 2018 06:18 PM (PA9oZ)

162 81; Jewell, drain tile and a sump pump are your friends.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 20, 2018 06:18 PM (KP5rU)

163 141 I got in a car wreck and survived ... glass half full I guess.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 20, 2018 06:16 PM (fiGNd)

Roundabouts of Death near Amazon?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 20, 2018 06:18 PM (ycWCI)

164 God Bless Texas...and the rest of you too

Posted by: rammajamma at June 20, 2018 06:14 PM (xceTB)
************************



If more states were like Texas, America would be Great Again.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 20, 2018 06:18 PM (PvFoN)

165 Still busy getting ready for the wedding here in 3 days....

I'd rather be having political fights.

My daughter (the bride) has done a whole 'Wedding Itinerary'....with attachments. Groom keeps asking, "Is the information I'm looking for in Attachment J or what?" She is not amused.

Posted by: Tami at June 20, 2018 06:18 PM (Enq6K)

166 Bill R-
I always thought the original chick drummer for the Donna's
crashed drums as hard ad Dave Grohl. She was pretty impressive for a small gal. Had to quit from tendonitis in both wrists from holding her sticks wrong her whole short career.

Posted by: DB Cooper at June 20, 2018 06:18 PM (KCY5B)

167 In a few weeks I'm going down to Ft Rucker for Family Day. Get to see the varmint for the first time in a while.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 20, 2018 06:18 PM (FTlwv)

168 127 I found the rarest .32 semi-automatic pistol ever.
Less than 100 of the Union-Reifgraber were made,
and I can only find 3 that have ever sold.
The broken one with no bluing left, no firing pin or trigger,
and no follower or spring in the magazine sold for $2K
3 years ago.

This one is complete, matching serials on every part,
and the original high polish blue. Got it for $450 from
a guy who didn't do his homework. "It belongs in a museum"

I denounce myself. But it was a sweet sweet score.
Posted by: retropox at June 20, 2018 06:14 PM (m4w2/)

+++++
That is very exciting. Good for you for doing YOUR homework!

Posted by: SteveOReno, as an intelligent person, I self-identify as a Moron at June 20, 2018 06:18 PM (2sCft)

169
Plus, Ben Cumberbun is an AWFUL actor. Not enjoyable to watch, at all.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 20, 2018 06:18 PM (9Exb6)

170 Hummigbird almost attacked me today because I was blocking his feeder.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 20, 2018 06:17 PM (fceHP)


They have incredibly nimble tongues. If you're into that.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 20, 2018 06:18 PM (fiGNd)

171 I used to be a receptionist. One day a client walked it, saw me sitting at the reception desk, and said, "You must be [Kindltot]."

I said, "Yes, its a compulsion."

Hilarity did not ensue.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 20, 2018 06:18 PM (2K6fY)

172 150 Posted by: ace at June 20, 2018 06:17 PM (PA9oZ)

This week had a "ripped from the healines" nod to the necessity of flow breaks for bridges being a preventive to "bridge collapse."
They even managed to do so without any digs on infrastructure spending.
Johnny Lee Miller's Sherlock is better than Cumberbund's.

Posted by: sven at June 20, 2018 06:19 PM (SzZnW)

173 Seriously, how many movies today are remakes, sequels, or derived from comic books? Gotta be north of 90% right?

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 20, 2018 06:19 PM (+dsLj)

174 My daughter (the bride) has done a whole 'Wedding
Itinerary'....with attachments. Groom keeps asking, "Is the information
I'm looking for in Attachment J or what?" She is not amused.



Posted by: Tami at June 20, 2018 06:18 PM (Enq6K)
How the dress saga - yours I mean...

Posted by: IC at June 20, 2018 06:19 PM (a0IVu)

175 Citizen Cake at June 20, 2018 06:15 PM

Want to say where? And ACW?

( American Civil War ya know)

Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2018 06:19 PM (pHfeF)

176
Offered my Rosary today for Insomniac and for all the Horde who suffer. Don't know if I have any influence upstairs, but I am bidden to try.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 20, 2018 06:19 PM (LsBY9)

177 Life is good.

Hummigbird almost attacked me today because I was blocking his feeder.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 20, 2018 06:17 PM (fceHP)


I had one startle me the other day. I was hanging the feeder after filling it, turned around, and it was eyeball-to-eyeball with me. Just hovering there.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2018 06:19 PM (ptqGC)

178 "Chill" is my middle name.

Posted by: RI Chill Red at June 20, 2018 06:19 PM (HnOWY)

179 We binged-watched The Crown.
Interesting.
Posted by: votermom


Binged The Ranch & The Stairwell this weekend.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2018 06:19 PM (zHhW4)

180 My hearing ended over a week ago. 5 years worth. The Judge shot down her discovery/evidence she tried to enter. Her affidavits were impeached. She got in no expert affidavits and no witnesses. My attorney gave close to an hour Kong closing that had the Judge in tears. We got in 2 testimonies from experts, a witness, me, and 4 affidavits from experts saying I'm fine and she and her crew are harming the child along with this process. The Jsuge tried to be reasonable with her asking her point blank what she wanted to get to a standard decree and she said never and wanted the Judge to block all modification actions in the future. She told the Judge she wanted 2 hours every other weekend supervised and she refuses to co-parent with me, which is the law.

I think I'm going to be a full time dad. I'm very hopeful right now and relieved. The Judge saw through her lies and delays and BS.

Please pray. I faught a literal war that I would never wish on anybody.

Posted by: Pickles at June 20, 2018 06:19 PM (juQf+)

181 I used to have a mechanical pencil that had four different colors. Haven't seen it lately so it was probably nicked by some miscreant bastard. All my good stuff goes like that. I miss my samurai sword that disappeared during a move. Damned movers.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 20, 2018 06:19 PM (md3fh)

182 The WWI version is fun.

I've played it a couple of times.

But I had to buy extra infantry pieces. Germany in particular runs out. Pretty dumb shortcoming.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at June 20, 2018 06:19 PM (dkHoZ)

183 *walks in*

Hello.

*walks out*

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 20, 2018 06:19 PM (4ErVI)

184 omg Scogg, I hope you are ok?

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 20, 2018 06:20 PM (hMwEB)

185 Nyah !!

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 20, 2018 06:20 PM (nF4Bw)

186 It even lacks the very good end sequence of the boring original. They just have punch-up in the waves.

Posted by: ace at June 20, 2018 06:15 PM (PA9oZ)

True, but I had zero expectations, so I was pleasantly surprised that it didn't suck beyond belief.

At least it wasn't as bad as "Last Jedi," which I saw last month and was stunned to discover that it was worse than everyone said.

And I am an idiot Star Wars fan, and have the first six on DVD, even though the last three were, in retrospect, pretty bad.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 20, 2018 06:20 PM (wYseH)

187 Hummigbird almost attacked me today because I was blocking his feeder.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette
________


If you put up a second feeder, put it a good distance away from the first. Hummingbirds are pretty and graceful. They're also very territorial and aggressive.

Posted by: FireHorse at June 20, 2018 06:20 PM (n8nDZ)

188 I got in a car wreck and survived ... glass half full I guess.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 20, 2018 06:16 PM (fiGNd)

Roundabouts of Death near Amazon?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 20, 2018 06:18 PM (ycWCI)


County road out by Lanesville. Clipped a car. My fault.

All cosmetic damage - still driving it. Dumb ass move.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 20, 2018 06:20 PM (fiGNd)

189 >>In addition to summer peach hate shakes, Chick-fil-A also has white peach tea.



I have a blueberry and peach buckle in the oven right now - yay me!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 20, 2018 06:20 PM (W+vEI)

190 Janitor gives soulful performance of the National Anthem at the high school graduation right before janitor's retirement:

https://tinyurl.com/ydgwydtb

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2018 06:20 PM (O5K3f)

191 >>Still busy getting ready for the wedding here in 3 days....

Godspeed.

Posted by: Mama AJ at June 20, 2018 06:20 PM (mtfdF)

192 Please pray. I faught a literal war that I would never wish on anybody.

Posted by: Pickles at June 20, 2018 06:19 PM (juQf+)


Good grief. What an ordeal. Prayers.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2018 06:21 PM (ptqGC)

193 145 Posted by: Axeman at June 20, 2018 06:16 PM (vDqXW)

Yeah I made a concerted effort to rewatch the series, and discovered my happiness with it was a hunger for ANY Sherlock not in honor of what it earned.
I wound up watching Elementary and the Brett films.

Posted by: sven at June 20, 2018 06:21 PM (SzZnW)

194 Chick fil A Frosted Lemonade is Teh AWESOME!

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 20, 2018 06:21 PM (k1TUh)

195 Getting prepped for a 7 day 65 mile backpacking trip thru Yosemite. 7-14 July. Can't wait !!

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at June 20, 2018 06:21 PM (q1VoB)

196 omg Scogg, I hope you are ok?

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 20, 2018 06:20 PM (hMwEB)


Doc says I'll probably never recover fully from the mental damage.

He never saw me before the accident.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 20, 2018 06:21 PM (fiGNd)

197 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 20, 2018 06:19 PM (LsBY9)


Very nice and spiritual thing for you to do! :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2018 06:21 PM (O5K3f)

198
Scogg, hope no one got hurt.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 20, 2018 06:21 PM (LsBY9)

199 Retropox-
We need pix for the gunthread. I'd love to see the .32

Posted by: DB Cooper at June 20, 2018 06:21 PM (KCY5B)

200 Yeah feelin' pretty bummed here. My "friends" all think I'm a monster because I want laws enforced.

Thank God for my wife and my cats.

Posted by: Ex-liberal at June 20, 2018 06:21 PM (R1mDg)

201 I loved the first couple of seasons of Sherlock but could barely watch the latest season. It got..annoying.
Posted by: IC at June 20, 2018 06:17 PM (a0IVu)
---
I think it was the first ep of season 3 that was about as twee to me as the Hobbit romp on Frodo's bed in Return of the King.

The rest of my family was excited to see Sherlock continue...I kept real silent.

Posted by: Axeman at June 20, 2018 06:21 PM (vDqXW)

202 156 I loved the first couple of seasons of Sherlock but could barely watch the latest season. It got..annoying.
Posted by: IC at June 20, 2018 06:17 PM (a0IVu)

The second season was the best IMO. After that, well...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 20, 2018 06:21 PM (ycWCI)

203 oh shit. fun thread.

I thought it said gun thread.

my bad.
Posted by: retropox


Guns are fun.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2018 06:22 PM (zHhW4)

204 I just got the crossbars for my Acadia. To these I will affix our car-top carrier, aka the car hat. Into this we shall pour camping gear, and on the 28th begin a grand trek through the National Parks of the SW. It will be a combo of camping and staying at (relatively) high end hotels and resorts. It's getting to be bitter sweet, one daughter in college, one going into senior year of HS. One summer, it will be just Mrs. Robin and me.
Oh well, nothing lasts forever.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 20, 2018 06:22 PM (ty7RM)

205 You know, this makers Mark 46 I'm drinking right now is just what the doctor ordered. After all is said and done, I'll wake up tomorrow with the woman I love, with a new job that's going to line my greedy pockets and the sun will be shining. We're really lucky to be living in this interesting time.


As Tom Petty sang: "It's time to move on, it's time to get going. What lies ahead I have no way of knowing. But under my feet, babe, the grass is growing. It's time to move on, it's time to get going."

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 20, 2018 06:22 PM (Y9uH4)

206 Maybe this is the correct thread to report on my first Peach H8 Shake! It was excellent.

Posted by: Octopussy at June 20, 2018 06:22 PM (AZMQo)

207 Tablet sign in unless that's a downer, man.


On the bright side the "ST: Voyager" I'm watching just had a great ass-shot of 60-of-9.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 20, 2018 06:22 PM (Evws/)

208 Scogg, hope no one got hurt.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 20, 2018 06:21 PM (LsBY9)


Only my checkbook.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 20, 2018 06:22 PM (fiGNd)

209 deleted -- see thread topic rules. No politics. Ace.

Posted by: Eromero at June 20, 2018 06:23 PM (zLDYs)

210 Geez louise, Pickles - wow!

All the best to you as you (finally) move forward.

Posted by: FireHorse at June 20, 2018 06:23 PM (n8nDZ)

211 My daughter (the bride) has done a whole 'Wedding Itinerary'....with attachments. Groom keeps asking, "Is the information I'm looking for in Attachment J or what?" She is not amused.
Posted by: Tami at June 20, 2018 06:18 PM (Enq6K)


How is the weather? Better forecast?

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 06:23 PM (mNJBC)

212 I think I'm going to be a full time dad. I'm very hopeful right now and relieved. The Judge saw through her lies and delays and BS.

Please pray. I faught a literal war that I would never wish on anybody.
Posted by: Pickles


Woot! Congratulations!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2018 06:23 PM (zHhW4)

213 >>>ACW?


Yes, it's ACW. The event is in Indiana.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 20, 2018 06:23 PM (ppaKI)

214 Offered my Rosary today for Insomniac and for all the Horde who suffer. Don't know if I have any influence upstairs, but I am bidden to try.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 20, 2018 06:19 PM (LsBY9)

What's the news on Insomniac? I have seen or heard from him in a while?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 20, 2018 06:23 PM (5jVnA)

215
Only my checkbook.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 20, 2018 06:22 PM (fiGNd)


Mine's on disability.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 20, 2018 06:23 PM (LsBY9)

216 >>Getting prepped for a 7 day 65 mile backpacking trip thru Yosemite. 7-14 July. Can't wait !!


Nice!! Sounds like fun.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 20, 2018 06:24 PM (W+vEI)

217 I had one startle me the other day. I was hanging the feeder after filling it, turned around, and it was eyeball-to-eyeball with me. Just hovering there.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2018 06:19 PM (ptqGC)


They wait. Happens to me too. They get mad if I don't fill it quick enough.

Same with my bird bath. I put fresh water in it almost daily and as soon as I fill it, boink, splash, the red red robins or the little fluffy ones are rolling around in it. Dirty within minutes. It's fun to watch though. They love that bath.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 20, 2018 06:24 PM (fceHP)

218 So here I am at episode 27 of ''The History of Byzantium''podcast and it's titled"The Walking Dead". Probably the best all around description of how the the plague bacteria, Yersinia pestis, operates and I've read a lot about the plague. Quite fascinating. I listened to it twice.

Oh and here's a link to the ear worm I can't get rid of(we're talking weeks)

https://tinyurl.com/ydekmv7c

I'm spreading the joy.

Posted by: Tuna at June 20, 2018 06:24 PM (jm1YL)

219 No politics here, eromero. Take it to the last thread.

Posted by: Internet Meme Guy at June 20, 2018 06:24 PM (PA9oZ)

220 All cosmetic damage - still driving it. Dumb ass move.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 20, 2018 06:20 PM (fiGNd)

Glad to hear you will make a complete, er recovery.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 20, 2018 06:24 PM (ycWCI)

221 Man flies to Ontario to personally thank retaurant worker who had cheered his ailing dad:

https://tinyurl.com/y94yqkl2

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2018 06:24 PM (O5K3f)

222 *clappyhands*

Yay! A happy thread!

Let's see, let's see.

My father is doing so much better that it's amazing. Thank you for all the prayers, Horde.

Work is still being stupid but I have a job and my co-worker and I get along fabulously and even though my boss is being super annoying right now, he actually is a good boss.

Also our office hours are officially close at noon on Friday and that is the single best perk I've had at any job ever.

It's stupid hot but then I come home to an apartment where I can make it as cold as I wish. Also I have a dishwasher and a washing machine and a dryer and clean water and way, way, way too much food.

I'm a lucky girl.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at June 20, 2018 06:24 PM (dEQP3)

223 go to the other thread, guys. Ace

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2018 06:25 PM (zHhW4)

224 60-of-9.


What...is this ST:Voyager, the Elder Years? I keed.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 06:25 PM (mNJBC)

225 Posted by: DB Cooper at June 20, 2018 06:18 PM (KCY5B)

I hope nothing like that happens to her. She's got a gift few people ever have.

Posted by: Bill R. at June 20, 2018 06:25 PM (IuYIh)

226 Guns are fun.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2018 06:22 PM (zHhW4)

For a boy AND a girl.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 20, 2018 06:25 PM (ycWCI)

227
What's the news on Insomniac? I have seen or heard from him in a while?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner


Not so good. Depressed and can't see his way out.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 20, 2018 06:25 PM (LsBY9)

228 Ha!!

Exclusive: Future 'A Star Wars Story' Spinoffs on Hold at Lucasfilm

Posted by: Lizzy at June 20, 2018 06:25 PM (W+vEI)

229 Yay, AtC! Such great news about your dad.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2018 06:25 PM (ptqGC)

230 We got a little rain here in Central Texas. It's a real big deal in June. No rain to speak of in May, so I got one zucchini, one cucumber, a handful of beans and a bunch of grape tomatoes out of my garden this year at a cost of probably hundreds of dollars, not including labor.

Posted by: Mary at June 20, 2018 06:25 PM (gq8vW)

231 My happy moment for the day:

Going to WalMart and seeing Femynyst Ghostbusters in the $5 bin.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 20, 2018 06:25 PM (oVJmc)

232 So did you fire a full spread of photon torpedoes?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 20, 2018 06:25 PM (nF4Bw)

233 Chavez.. are you saying do both? Budget is kind of tight. Sump pump is cheaper but digging up and reinforcing sounds like a better solution. I don't know what to do.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 20, 2018 06:25 PM (dUJdY)

234 The sun is almost over the yardarm here in Moab. Hmm, shall I have the straight-gin-with-an-olive martini or make a nice VO manhattan with some of those gourmet cherries I picked up at the store the other day. Decisions, decisions. (And don't suggest the power of "and")

Posted by: Ruthless at June 20, 2018 06:25 PM (md3fh)

235 We had a very heavy rain yesterday. Came home and hubby tells there is water in the basement.. Jesus. No cracks in the foundation thankfully but he had a guy out that looked at it and recommend a sump pump. I have heard lots of horror stories so would like some input. Should we go the sump pump route or dig up that spot and re-inforce it?
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 20, 2018 06:10 PM (dUJdY)

I've had problems with water in two basements. With one the water rose up from the footers whenever there was a hard rain. That required jackhammering the inside perimeter of the basement to install waterproofing drainage stuff that led to a sump pump. I had two sump pumps put in, 1 standard type that plugged into an outlet, and a 2nd submersible pump that was on a battery backup. One fine day the standard pump burned out and if not for the backup pump it would have been bad.

The 2nd basement just had water come in and drain down the wall from one spot when it occasionally rained really hard. I had dirt dumped on the ground outside that spot to try to raise its level and cause rain to drain away from the house.

At my current house, my wonderful sweet boyfriend has spent weeks digging trenches, laying pipe, installing drains, and connecting in the drain pipes so that when rain pools on the driveway or hits the drain pipes it gets carried out and discharged away from the house.

I recommend you try to figure out where the water is coming in from. If it's coming in through the walls or up through the footers, you need a drainage system with a sump pump so that it's evicted from the foundation as quickly as possible. Do you have any wet spots on the walls or mold? That can be a tip off.. If the water is running down the wall because of an issue with water pooling outside, then you can look at fixing the drainage in that spot. Drain pipes can be a big culprit if they discharge too close to the house. Ground that has settled and created a low spot where rain puddles form is another source of leaks that can be fixed outside.

Good luck. Water is pernicious, and it can do a lot of damage....

Posted by: Jill v2 at June 20, 2018 06:25 PM (xpnbN)

236 I've been enjoying the Magic 2.0 series by Scott Meyer -- first book is "Off to be the Wizard".

A guy discovers the code to the world and decides to time jump to old England and become Merlin... but he's not the first one to find the code or have that idea. A comedic series that's got a great narrator if you enjoy audio-books.

Posted by: Oil Field Trash at June 20, 2018 06:26 PM (O6F1g)

237 Ace,Just curious - how do I e-mail you?


Posted by: LGoPs at June 20, 2018 06:26 PM (WfMDW)

238 141 I got in a car wreck and survived ... glass half full I guess.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 20, 2018 06:16 PM (fiGNd)

Dude! It a fukn car. Easily replaced. Wife was run off road have had perfect little Miata destroyed. She cried at lost little car and I cried she had bruises where seat belt tension system came across lap and chest.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 20, 2018 06:26 PM (JFO2v)

239 Not so good. Depressed and can't see his way out.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 20, 2018 06:25 PM (LsBY9)

Sorry to hear. Come back, insomniac. We love and miss you.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 20, 2018 06:26 PM (5jVnA)

240 Going to WalMart and seeing Femynyst Ghostbusters in the $5 bin.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles

Kinda pricey for a coaster

Posted by: Bruce at June 20, 2018 06:26 PM (8ikIW)

241 My father is doing so much better that it's amazing. Thank you for all the prayers, Horde.

Work is still being stupid but I have a job and my co-worker and I get along fabulously and even though my boss is being super annoying right now, he actually is a good boss.

Also our office hours are officially close at noon on Friday and that is the single best perk I've had at any job ever.

It's stupid hot but then I come home to an apartment where I can make it as cold as I wish. Also I have a dishwasher and a washing machine and a dryer and clean water and way, way, way too much food.

I'm a lucky girl.
Posted by: alexthechick


+1.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2018 06:27 PM (zHhW4)

242 I'm a lucky girl.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at June 20, 2018 06:24 PM (dEQP3)


Great post! We are lucky to have you. Okay, that is a little too treacly even for me, but I'm working on my merit badge.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 06:27 PM (mNJBC)

243 Initially I found both Elementary and Sherlock entertaining, but my enthusiasm has waned.

One thing that bugs me about these and so many other detective/crime shows these days is that they feel the need to give the protagonist a mental illness every time. Holmes is a sociopath or on the autism spectrum. Poirot in the recent remake of Murder on the Orient Express is painfully OCD.


What was once an interesting idea (e.g. Monk) has really turned into a cheap gimmick. Why can't these people just be eccentric instead of having to have a clinical diagnosis?

Posted by: Ersatz at June 20, 2018 06:27 PM (44PTs)

244 >>>Exclusive: Future 'A Star Wars Story' Spinoffs on Hold at Lucasfilm


You mean "Laundry Droid T-879B, A Star Wars Story" might not be made?

Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 20, 2018 06:27 PM (ppaKI)

245 Game Night: Big disappointment. I had high hopes. Almost all of the good stuff was in the trailer. Stupid attempt at plot-twist that made no sense.

Posted by: ace at June 20, 2018 06:09 PM (PA9oZ)


That was your mistake: you had high hopes. Mrs Cop and I enjoyed it as some mental bubblegum. It has some decently funny bits. My review, "It wasn't nearly as bad as I expected."

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at June 20, 2018 06:27 PM (5Yee7)

246 Ersatz - on A&A, yes many many versions.

If you want something that plays pretty close to the classic 1980's version, then A&A 1942 won't be too far off. It has a few changes and new pieces though, so if you really want classic (and there is NOTHING wrong with that) ebay is your friend where you can find it for cheap if you are at all patient.

I am almost embarrassed at how many versions there are and I own. Current versions only include 1914 (WW1), 1941 (fast version, fewer options/pieces), 1942 2nd Edition ("core" version), and the big boys : A&A Pacific 1940 2nd Edition and A&A Europe 1940 2nd Edition, which when combined make a true monster of a game with many rules and such that don't exist in simpler versions.

Then for now at least you can also pick up a copy of A&A Anniversary Edition, which many feel hit the sweet spot between fun and complexity. When the last printing ran out back in 2008 it went up to about $1,000 a copy on ebay. You can find it now for a bit over $60 on Amazon.

If you are at all interested check out the forums on www.axisandallies.org.

Posted by: Mordineus at June 20, 2018 06:27 PM (HJEdL)

247 Getting prepped for a 7 day 65 mile backpacking trip thru Yosemite. 7-14 July. Can't wait !!
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at June 20, 2018 06:21 PM (q1VoB)


This is awesome. Yosemite is so beautiful. You will never want to go home.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 20, 2018 06:27 PM (fceHP)

248 I went to Central America for work, caught some kind of bacterial infection, recovered, but lost about 15 pounds.

So I go that going for me.

Posted by: motionview at June 20, 2018 06:27 PM (pYQR/)

249 Also our office hours are officially close at noon on Friday and that is the single best perk I've had at any job ever.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at June 20, 2018 06:24 PM (dEQP3)


When I first got in the biz ... that's how every engineering and A&E firm was. If you were working after lunch on Friday - that was overtime.

Engineering used to be a Hell of a gig back in the day.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 20, 2018 06:27 PM (fiGNd)

250 Movie Reviews:

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I see that they're backing off the SJW virtue signalling in the new Jurassic World. There will no longer be a lesbo reveal scene. They claim it's due to time restraints but I'm calling bullshit. They don't want to go far, far the way of Soylo.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 20, 2018 06:27 PM (x4XMF)

251 Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at June 20, 2018 06:24 PM (dEQP3)

Glad to hear about your dead and thanks for the other upbeat news.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2018 06:27 PM (O5K3f)

252 178 "Chill" is my middle name.
Posted by: RI Chill Red at June 20, 2018 06:19 PM (HnOWY)

Much better than THE of bear fame.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 20, 2018 06:27 PM (JFO2v)

253 ''I've been enjoying the Magic 2.0 series by Scott Meyer -- first book is "Off to be the Wizard".

A guy discovers the code to the world and decides to time jump to old England and become Merlin... but he's not the first one to find the code or have that idea. A comedic series that's got a great narrator if you enjoy audio-books.''

I've seen those on Amazon and wondered if I should give them a try. Thanks for the recommendation.

Posted by: Tuna at June 20, 2018 06:28 PM (jm1YL)

254 Exclusive: Future 'A Star Wars Story' Spinoffs on Hold at Lucasfilm

HA!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 20, 2018 06:28 PM (oVJmc)

255 Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at June 20, 2018 06:24 PM (dEQP3)



Glad to hear about your dead and thanks for the other upbeat news.



Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2018 06:27 PM

---

Dear lord, first buzzion is dead and now alexthechick is gone too?

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 20, 2018 06:28 PM (+Dllb)

256 I don't know man, lesbian velociraptors would really move tickets.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at June 20, 2018 06:28 PM (dkHoZ)

257 I just got a new supply of brush pens.

I also got some really cool inks from Noodlers.


Black Swan in Austrailian Roses and Apache Sunset.

Gonna load them into waterbrushes and splash a whole lot of ink around.

Posted by: Kreplach at June 20, 2018 06:29 PM (UfMVm)

258 What was once an interesting idea (e.g. Monk) has really turned into a cheap gimmick. Why can't these people just be eccentric instead of having to have a clinical diagnosis?
Posted by: Ersatz at June 20, 2018 06:27 PM (44PTs)

I think it is their way of having the character have struggles. If you are brilliant and solve every case, what's the motivation as a character.

When you think about it, Magnum in Magnum PI was a Mary Sue living the perfect life.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 20, 2018 06:29 PM (ycWCI)

259 By today's standards at least.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 20, 2018 06:29 PM (ycWCI)

260 Went camping last weekend with my wife and kids in southwest Nebraska - had to run away from a tornado, which was kind of awesome. Some good friends of ours joined us; good to see them.
God has really been blessing our kids with a great time this summer.

Posted by: T at June 20, 2018 06:29 PM (F+Hpl)

261 Bought nice kershaw titanium knife. Read online how to adjust spring. It opens like a switch blade now.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 20, 2018 06:29 PM (JFO2v)

262 >>>One thing that bugs me about these and so many other detective/crime shows these days is that they feel the need to give the protagonist a mental illness every time. Holmes is a sociopath or on the autism spectrum. Poirot in the recent remake of Murder on the Orient Express is painfully OCD.

OMG, Murder on the Orient Express was TERRRRRIBLE.

And yeah, they ripped off OTHER detectives to give him Monk's OCD, which itself was derived from Sherlock's assholery and single-minded focus.

It all goes back to Sherlock, the idea that someone with a profound gift must have some kind of limitation to balance it. I don't mind that schtick, given that it's a classic, but I do mind it when they give Hercule Poirot Monk's affliction.

Hercule Poirot's affliction was simply that he was a comical figure and vain -- that's it. He wasn't dysfunctional.

Posted by: ace at June 20, 2018 06:29 PM (PA9oZ)

263 What's the news on Insomniac? I have seen or heard from him in a while?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner

Not so good. Depressed and can't see his way out.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 20, 2018 06:25 PM (LsBY9)


Part of the problem is he is not here anymore. How do we get him back? Does he realize how much many of us miss him?

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 06:29 PM (mNJBC)

264 How the dress saga - yours I mean...

Posted by: IC at June 20, 2018 06:19 PM (a0IVu)

I ordered two more. They came today. One is the winner.

I have a lot of returning to do.

Posted by: Tami at June 20, 2018 06:29 PM (Enq6K)

265 Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 20, 2018 06:28 PM (+Dllb)

Oh, no; I am so sorry, ATC. I am so glad about your DAD!!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2018 06:29 PM (O5K3f)

266 Oh oh -- Fenelon has killed again!

Posted by: Ruthless at June 20, 2018 06:29 PM (md3fh)

267 Glad to hear about your dead and thanks for the other upbeat news.



Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2018 06:27 PM

---

Dear lord, first buzzion is dead and now alexthechick is gone too?
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman


Fen typo'ed another one.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2018 06:30 PM (zHhW4)

268 Good for you Empress, in the art thread posted a totes, thank you Bander, adorbs woman in mini-skirt, pirate attire, cat-girl, and plenty of bounce.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 20, 2018 06:30 PM (nF4Bw)

269 Glad to hear about your dead and thanks for the other upbeat news.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2018 06:27 PM (O5K3f)

First buzzion, now you take our AtC?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 20, 2018 06:30 PM (5jVnA)

270 Jill, there was just a pool of water.. no cracks and no water running down anywhere. He looked outside and didn't see anything either. No mold (thank God.. been there and done that, not fun!)

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 20, 2018 06:30 PM (dUJdY)

271 Had a friend who lived in a valley in the Ozarks. Sump pump went into the back yard, but not over the ridge. His house flooded 3 or 4 times a year, and the insurance kept buying him new basements. I'm not sure what sort of scam kept that money flood going.

Posted by: DHS at June 20, 2018 06:30 PM (VWE5i)

272 How about a happy song?


https://tinyurl.com/mz9zj84

Posted by: Bruce at June 20, 2018 06:30 PM (8ikIW)

273 DB Cooper says "we need pix for the gun thread"

I have no idea where to send them.
Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

googlify "union reifgraber forgottenweapons"
for a video of the busted one by Ian.

Posted by: retropox at June 20, 2018 06:30 PM (m4w2/)

274 Kind of a stressful week here, but at night I chill out to documentaries about Henry VIII and his six wives. It's kind of an obsession with me. I'm fascinated about what kind of woman would have married him, especially after Anne Boleyn.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at June 20, 2018 06:30 PM (MX7xj)

275 233; Jewells, have a sump sump and drain tile at our place. over 4" of rain Sunday night and basement stayed dry. Also, if you have gutters, make sure the drains are emptying downhill from your house.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 20, 2018 06:30 PM (KP5rU)

276 There will no longer be a lesbo reveal scene.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 20, 2018 06:27 PM (x4XMF)

Let's not be too hasty!

What kind of a reveal? Full frontal? Threesome?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 20, 2018 06:31 PM (wYseH)

277 Hummig Antifabird almost attacked me today because I was blocking his feeder.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 20, 2018 06:31 PM (x4XMF)

278 When you think about it, Magnum in Magnum PI was a Mary Sue living the perfect life.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 20, 2018 06:29 PM (ycWCI)

Oddly enough, those of us 'ettes who are 29 years old don't think about that when they think about Magnum PI.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 20, 2018 06:31 PM (7UW64)

279 194 Chick fil A Frosted Lemonade is Teh AWESOME!
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 20, 2018 06:21 PM (k1TUh)

A girl I banged in HS liked Sonic slushies with gin.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 20, 2018 06:31 PM (JFO2v)

280 Zero work today so I went down to the 7-11 and got some chips, made some spinach-artichoke dip, and watched the Cubs beat the Dodgers 4-0. Yippee!

For some strange reason I have no appetite and thus no interest in making dinner.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 20, 2018 06:31 PM (0jtPF)

281 So I made a new pair of pants this week. I'm now considering what changes I want to make for the next pair. Every time I go to the women's restroom, I evaluate them in the thoughtfully provided full-length mirror. I'm thinking tapered is not the way to go, or at least not THIS tapered.

And I continue to knit scarves for the St. Vincent de Paul Society. I want them to sell them in their tiny food bank, just for a couple of dollars, cheap enough for people to buy them for Christmas presents or for themselves, but not free because that encourages bad behavior.

I've started Stephen King's latest (I know) and I fear it's going to be quite reminiscent of "It." And then I'm going to read a true crime my sister told me about because it freaked her out and we have drastically different taste when it comes to books. It's called "A Death in White Bear Lake."

Posted by: Tonestaple at June 20, 2018 06:31 PM (ctOlR)

282 They're rebooting Magnum, PI.

Of course.

Posted by: ace at June 20, 2018 06:31 PM (PA9oZ)

283 Getting prepped for a 7 day 65 mile backpacking trip thru Yosemite. 7-14 July. Can't wait !!
==============================
Are you packing a gun? We were up in Glacier NP year before last. 2 Forest Service guys went out mt. biking the day before we got to East Glacier; one came back. The brownies are for real. I recommend a short barrel shot gun, w/alternating loads of slugs and shot.
We did the hike up to Grinell Glacier, and it was interesting to see an NPS Park Ranger w/his bear spray out of the carrier. This was in broad daylight, above tree line, on a fairly crowded trail.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 20, 2018 06:31 PM (ty7RM)

284
Fen, the Destroying Angel.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 20, 2018 06:31 PM (LsBY9)

285 228 Posted by: Lizzy at June 20, 2018 06:25 PM (W+vEI)

"Sweetheart, you can't lose 115 million each picture."
//Disney

Posted by: sven at June 20, 2018 06:31 PM (SzZnW)

286 277 Hummig Antifabird almost attacked me today because I was blocking his feeder.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 20, 2018 06:31 PM (x4XMF)

Well, get the hell outta the way, already!

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 20, 2018 06:31 PM (7UW64)

287 Certainly a sump pump is a quick fix and the cheapest. Just a pit needs to be cut out and a pump installed piped to outside. And even if a major undertaking to waterproof foundation if like me sometimes it can be a internal flood.

Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2018 06:31 PM (pHfeF)

288 This is a Happy occasion! Let's stop whining about 'who killed who.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 20, 2018 06:31 PM (ycWCI)

289 How is the weather? Better forecast?

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 06:23 PM (mNJBC)

Cloudy during the day...possible stray thunderstorm. High of 80 (12 degrees cooler than the forecast for that day a week ago).

Evening thunderstorms likely... FML

Posted by: Tami at June 20, 2018 06:32 PM (Enq6K)

290 282 They're rebooting Magnum, PI.

Of course.

Posted by: ace at June 20, 2018 06:31 PM (PA9oZ)

Unpossible. Higgins is dead.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 20, 2018 06:32 PM (7UW64)

291 Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at June 20, 2018 06:24 PM (dEQP3)



Glad to hear about your dead and thanks for the other upbeat news.



Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2018 06:27 PM

---

Dear lord, first buzzion is dead and now alexthechick is gone too?
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 20, 2018 06:28 PM (+Dllb)


Omg Fen!! lol Her dad is fine, not dead.

I know that is a typo and it is cracking me up, but I wanted to make sure others knew too, jic.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 06:32 PM (mNJBC)

292 Part of the problem is he is not here anymore. How do we get him back? Does he realize how much many of us miss him?
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 06:29 PM (mNJBC)

I'll try to send him a note and express our good wishes and sentiments.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 20, 2018 06:32 PM (5jVnA)

293 And today is my Mother's birthday. She died in 2004 at a good age. Think of her everyday. Happy Birthday, Ma!

Posted by: Mary at June 20, 2018 06:32 PM (gq8vW)

294 262 Posted by: ace at June 20, 2018 06:29 PM (PA9oZ)

He was Monk, Sherlock, and Poirot with little of Sherlock's physical courage.

Posted by: sven at June 20, 2018 06:32 PM (SzZnW)

295 Just wanted to say "Hi!" and I'm feeling much better than I was two days ago.

Melancholy Slapweasel is a fucking drag.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 20, 2018 06:32 PM (Ckg4U)

296 Alex.. good news about your dad

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 20, 2018 06:32 PM (dUJdY)

297 I have a video I will send for the pet thread to update my kittehs, Bogie and Bacall. They are pretty smart for 10 weeks old. I already taught them that they can get down from anything they can get up on. No tree stuck kittehs for me.

Posted by: I am Spartacus at June 20, 2018 06:33 PM (2DOZq)

298 I'm not bummed because of the news. I'm bummed because my friends believe it.

Posted by: Brisco_County_Sr at June 20, 2018 06:33 PM (XXl7H)

299 Initially I found both Elementary and Sherlock entertaining, but my enthusiasm has waned.

One thing that bugs me about these and so many other detective/crime shows these days is that they feel the need to give the protagonist a mental illness every time. Holmes is a sociopath or on the autism spectrum. ...
Why can't these people just be eccentric instead of having to have a clinical diagnosis?
Posted by: Ersatz at June 20, 2018 06:27 PM (44PTs)


Sir Arthur Conan Doyle had Sherlock Holmes struggle with cocaine addition after it was discovered to be dangerous. (Yes, in late Victorian Europe, the Peruvian marching powder was initially thought to be a "harmless" stimulant). Holmes has some unpleasant personality traits and I heard an interesting talk by a professional actor a while back about why actors playing Sherlock Holmes grow to dislike the character: they don't have Dr. Watson to act as a filter, unlike the audience/reader.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at June 20, 2018 06:33 PM (5Yee7)

300 Oddly enough, those of us 'ettes who are 29 years old don't think about that when they think about Magnum PI.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 20, 2018 06:31 PM (7UW64)

Hah. Ok, with Ace's comment, who would you want to play Magnum today?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 20, 2018 06:33 PM (ycWCI)

301 >>And yeah, they ripped off OTHER detectives to give him Monk's OCD, which itself was derived from Sherlock's assholery and single-minded focus.


Monk was sort of a knock-off of "Zero Effect" which was weird but entertaining.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 20, 2018 06:33 PM (W+vEI)

302 Not that it means shit to anybody, but I am two months clean and sober. Never felt better. I pray I continue.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 20, 2018 06:33 PM (KP5rU)

303 A girl I banged in HS liked Sonic slushies with gin.
================================
I knew that same chick! Maggie, right?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 20, 2018 06:33 PM (ty7RM)

304 What's the news on Insomniac? I have seen or heard from him in a while?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 20, 2018 06:23 PM (5jVnA)

He checked in earlier today, art thread iIRC. Said things were still in bad shape, my paraphrase. Asked for continued prayers.

Posted by: tbodie at June 20, 2018 06:33 PM (MZnJr)

305 They're rebooting Magnum, PI.


Gay Black Muslim Magnum! Hooray!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 20, 2018 06:33 PM (oVJmc)

306 Chicken wings for dinner.

And beer.

That is all.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at June 20, 2018 06:33 PM (iiixZ)

307 God willing, my son graduates from high school tomorrow. The long- sometimes traumatic- four years of that will finally be over. He's not going to be the valedictorian or salutatorian. He didn't win any awards but made wonderful progress from the beginning of the year when he was still so ill. Today he asked me, "Are you coming to my graduation?" (I don't know why he thought I wouldn't) and I said "I wouldn't miss it!! and he said "Thank so so much!"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2018 06:33 PM (O5K3f)

308 remember that beat-nik book?
i wish i would have persevered.
been thinking i'd re-read lonesome dove.

Posted by: concrete girl at June 20, 2018 06:33 PM (yzU5t)

309 Storm better than a week ago mainly because I didn't clean out my gutters water came in. Not terrible just annoying, but required shop vac every day.

Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2018 06:33 PM (pHfeF)

310 I Am Spartacus is Lancelot Links I-Pad.

Posted by: I am Spartacus at June 20, 2018 06:34 PM (2DOZq)

311 Not that it means shit to anybody, but I am two months clean and sober. Never felt better. I pray I continue.
Posted by: chavez the hugo

Great for you!!

Posted by: Bruce at June 20, 2018 06:34 PM (8ikIW)

312 I haz a sad.

Left my Kindle on the airplane this weekend, and you know how great they are at finding stuff and returning it. Somewhere, Consuela is enjoying a nice Kindle with a lovely purple cover.

I haz a happy!! DH said to order a new one stat.

He does know what makes me tick. He does.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 20, 2018 06:34 PM (7UW64)

313 Melancholy Slapweasel is a fucking drag.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 20, 2018 06:32 PM (Ckg4U)


Look on the bright side ... you possess the emotional complexity to experience depression. So you've got that going for you.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 20, 2018 06:34 PM (fiGNd)

314

It's hard to find good comedy. Standup or movies or otherwise. Brooklyn Nine-Nine is pretty funny without too much politics at all. At least not so far. A few stupid slips.

Otherwise, I go to older shows. Sad.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 20, 2018 06:34 PM (fceHP)

315 I put peach syrup in my iced tea all summer. It's a good thing.

Our rainstorm passed, cooled things down, so I'll go throw some balls for the dogs. Thank you all for helping me get thru this crap that makes days like this.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at June 20, 2018 06:34 PM (t0Z53)

316 Re: car wrecks.

Greatest Day in a Fathers Life:

Daughter is late coming home at night, when the phone rings.

A quavering voice says "Daddy, I totaled car!!!"

think about it....

Posted by: retropox at June 20, 2018 06:34 PM (m4w2/)

317 There will no longer be a lesbo reveal scene.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 20, 2018 06:27 PM (x4XMF)

Let's not be too hasty!

What kind of a reveal? Full frontal? Threesome?

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Despite my love for our clawed and fanged friends, I still probably won't see it because I don't trust the filmmakers. And, I think I speak for the majority here, lesbo is the least offensive of the SJW memes.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 20, 2018 06:34 PM (x4XMF)

318 >>>Monk was sort of a knock-off of "Zero Effect" which was weird but entertaining.

I like Monk!

Anyway, I don't think it's a knock-off of Zero Effect, but of the original model, Sherlock Holmes.

Posted by: ace at June 20, 2018 06:34 PM (PA9oZ)

319 I've been binge-watching watching Mad Men. Never seen it before. Good character-driven stuff...at least the first two or three seasons. After that, it seems to primarily be about 1960's fashion set pieces, and smoking cigarettes.

Which ain't bad... like the end of season 5 when Draper walks out of the TV studio to the strains of You Only Live Twice, my favorite Bond theme song. Kiernan Shipka is also real good.

Posted by: Al Crapton at June 20, 2018 06:34 PM (csNuU)

320 Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 20, 2018 06:33 PM (KP5rU)

Good for you.

Posted by: tbodie at June 20, 2018 06:34 PM (MZnJr)

321 Awww, Fen. Congrats to him, and you. Sweet young man.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2018 06:34 PM (ptqGC)

322 Yeah, project of the day. Melted down a whole bag of Red Hots (those very strong cinnamon candies). Added a little lemon juice to keep from crystallizing and then added the syrup to muffin mix and made some bad-ass Cinnamon Muffins with a nice kick.

Also, I hit a chipmunk in the ass with a rubberband because he was robbing my bird feeder.

I've been productive on my day off.

Posted by: Orson at June 20, 2018 06:34 PM (f4pfm)

323 If they're rebooting Magnum PI, they should cast a woman but retain the mustache.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at June 20, 2018 06:34 PM (dkHoZ)

324 292. Tell him I got dibs on his stuff.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 20, 2018 06:34 PM (fA1SL)

325 Evening thunderstorms likely... FML
Posted by: Tami at June 20, 2018 06:32 PM (Enq6K)


Well, boards on the muddy ground with umbrellas...OR, everyone takes their shoes off and goes barefoot.

Even if humid, 80 degrees is a gift over 92.

Hang in there Tami.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 06:34 PM (mNJBC)

326 Let's not be too hasty!

What kind of a reveal? Full frontal? Threesome?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 20, 2018 06:31 PM (wYseH)

OK Threeway lesbian sound like a geometry problem.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 20, 2018 06:34 PM (JFO2v)

327 Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 20, 2018 06:33 PM (KP5rU)

I think that's great! Congratulations and "One day at a time.'

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2018 06:34 PM (O5K3f)

328 295: Slap!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 20, 2018 06:34 PM (KP5rU)

329 ''They're rebooting Magnum, PI. ''

Ummm...There is no other Magnum but Tom Selleck. Nope, never, no way.

Posted by: Tuna at June 20, 2018 06:34 PM (jm1YL)

330 243 Posted by: Ersatz at June 20, 2018 06:27 PM (44PTs)

Eh, Miller's Holmes is just a recovering addict(arguably canonical) who is anti-social(also arguably canonical.)

Posted by: sven at June 20, 2018 06:35 PM (SzZnW)

331
Of course.

Posted by: ace at June




so, you got your original nic back? no more ace of spades?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 20, 2018 06:35 PM (MTjB1)

332 Retropox-
petmorons@gmail.com
that's to MisHum

Posted by: DB Cooper at June 20, 2018 06:35 PM (KCY5B)

333 They're rebooting Magnum, PI.

Posted by: ace at June 20, 2018 06:31 PM (PA9oZ)

Come on...it will be comedy gold for the four episodes until it is cancelled.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 20, 2018 06:35 PM (wYseH)

334 262 EXACTLY Ace!

That's why I always loved David Suchet's Poirot. Captured the comic character of this fussy little Belgian, while also investing him with pathos.

The final episode of that series was heart-breaking!

Posted by: Ersatz at June 20, 2018 06:35 PM (44PTs)

335 302 Not that it means shit to anybody, but I am two months clean and sober. Never felt better. I pray I continue.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 20, 2018 06:33 PM (KP5rU)

WOOT!!!

**high five thru the port**

It certainly means shit to the moronosphere.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 20, 2018 06:35 PM (7UW64)

336 Hi Slap!!! Glad you are feeling better!

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 20, 2018 06:35 PM (dUJdY)

337
Today he asked me, "Are you coming to my graduation?" (I don't know why he thought I wouldn't) and I said "I wouldn't miss it!! and he said "Thank so so much!"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2018 06:33 PM (O5K3f)


Great news! Now, just don't...uh...

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 20, 2018 06:35 PM (LsBY9)

338 Posted by: retropox at June 20, 2018 06:14 PM (m4w2/)

The Union Reifgraber .32 S and W autopistol is a sweet little design
Makes me think of the CZ 52 bolt and the Makarov backstrap.

Forgotten weapons has a video on it


https://youtu.be/hPu7_ZZ3-PM

Posted by: Kindltot at June 20, 2018 06:35 PM (2K6fY)

339 One thing that bugs me about these and so many other detective/crime shows these days is that they feel the need to give the protagonist a mental illness every time.

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Want a detective show that's not like that, Watch Shetland (it was on Netflix but if you're boycotting that you can get it via a Brit channel on Amazon i think).

It's based in the isles north of Scotland, one of the best moody detective shows I've ever seen, and the protagonist is a straight shooting normal single father (widowed) with a teen daughter.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 20, 2018 06:35 PM (+dsLj)

340 new magnum is some hispanic guy

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 20, 2018 06:35 PM (MTjB1)

341 Not that it means shit to anybody, but I am two months clean and sober. Never felt better. I pray I continue.
Posted by: chavez the hugo

I'd say 'Congratulations', but I know it was hard work. Good work, man. Keep it up.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 20, 2018 06:35 PM (ycWCI)

342 Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 20, 2018 06:28 PM (+Dllb)



Oh, no; I am so sorry, ATC. I am so glad about your DAD!!


Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2018 06:29 PM
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FenelonSpoke.....I have become death....destroyer of morons.........

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 20, 2018 06:35 PM (+Dllb)

343 I'm waiting for a knockoff of Petticoat Junction. All-male cast. I'm thinking the guys from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2018 06:35 PM (ptqGC)

344 Threeway lesbian sound like a geometry problem.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 20, 2018 06:34 PM (JFO2v)

I think we can waive the "No Math!" rule for that.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 20, 2018 06:36 PM (wYseH)

345 329 Posted by: Tuna at June 20, 2018 06:34 PM (jm1YL)

Maybe the dude they fired from Lethal Weapon could pull it off....

Posted by: sven at June 20, 2018 06:36 PM (SzZnW)

346 That's great Chavez!!! Congrats!

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 20, 2018 06:36 PM (dUJdY)

347 Good thing I read the content before commenting!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at June 20, 2018 06:36 PM (rdl6o)

348 Hummig Antifabird almost attacked me today because I was blocking his feeder.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 20, 2018 06:31 PM (x4XMF)


I was helping mom in her garden a few years ago and a hummingbird buzzed my head and slowed down for an instant right next to my ear. I caught the shimmer out of the corner of my eye and felt/heard the wingbeats.

My brain put its hand on my shoulder and said "son, I classify this as the world's largest wasp. It has decided that today, you die. I'll take over from here" and launched me headfirst at about warp five into a pile of pulled weeds. Awkward!

Posted by: hogmartin at June 20, 2018 06:36 PM (fZuhk)

349 As of this past weekend, my younger nephew has graduated high school. He's going to UVa on a baseball scholarship. Older is already at Cornell. I'm hoping bro and SiL are keeping them centered so they don't fall for all the craziness, but they have good heads on their shoulders.

I have to focus on the good things. The black dog keeps howling about the bad things. I'm learning, I think.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Penitent Cylon at June 20, 2018 06:36 PM (lLeln)

350 new magnum is some hispanic guy
Posted by: yankeefifth

His name...The Paolo

Posted by: Bruce at June 20, 2018 06:36 PM (8ikIW)

351 Not that it means shit to anybody, but I am two months clean and sober. Never felt better. I pray I continue.
==============================
Heh. Tomorrow is day 7 for me. I can't believe how much better I sleep, and the gut wrenching fear I woke up w/at 3:00 a.m. EVERY damn morning has largely left me.
I say The Lords prayer every time I have a drinking thought. I don't even know how many times I've said it so far.
Carry on brother, you're not alone.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 20, 2018 06:36 PM (ty7RM)

352 OK Threeway lesbian sound like a geometry problem.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 20, 2018 06:34 PM (JFO2v)

Um, a2 x b2 = um.... strap-on?

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 20, 2018 06:36 PM (7UW64)

353 every detective show since Columbo was a footnote.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 20, 2018 06:36 PM (MTjB1)

354 Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at June 20, 2018 06:33 PM (5Yee7)

They did a pretty good showing Holmes less than desirable traits in the Downey movies. No cocaine though.

Posted by: I am Spartacus at June 20, 2018 06:36 PM (2DOZq)

355 307 God willing, my son graduates from high school tomorrow.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2018 06:33 PM (O5K3f)

Congrats, FenelonSpoke!!

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at June 20, 2018 06:37 PM (SGpFT)

356 Chavez the Hugo,

Early sobriety is something *I* give a f*ck about, and I am proud of you.
The first three years are the hardest.

Posted by: sven at June 20, 2018 06:37 PM (SzZnW)

357 I'm in the process of designing a CNC router that will let me carve custom doors. I'm wondering if I can convince the Wife to let me replace the front door with a Han Solo in Carbonite version.

Eventually. Right now it's research time. There is a lot to learn.

Posted by: Semper Why at June 20, 2018 06:37 PM (WjuiC)

358 Thanks, all. It's been a ride.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 20, 2018 06:37 PM (KP5rU)

359 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2018 06:33 PM (O5K3f)

Congratulations to you and your son!

Posted by: tbodie at June 20, 2018 06:37 PM (MZnJr)

360 "AMAZING RIBS" is a cool website. They have a slow cooked offset pork rib recipe I want to try. And a rub recipe with lots of paprika and brown sugar.

Posted by: Max Power at June 20, 2018 06:37 PM (q177U)

361 307 God willing, my son graduates from high school tomorrow.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2018 06:33 PM (O5K3f)

Congratulations, and God bless him always!

Posted by: IC at June 20, 2018 06:37 PM (a0IVu)

362 I went over my folks' place after work and made them a bunch of sandwich fixins. They both love Dagwood-Style stacked sammies, but they never eat anything but plain sammiches w/plain bread.

I got two big French loaves and cut up nearly everything they have at Subway for them. Sammich Bar, Baby!

The cool thing was I got to rob them of produce so I can make awesome lunches for the next few days. ...and I don't have to go shopping tomorrow.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 20, 2018 06:37 PM (Ckg4U)

363 There better be corgis and booze and more corgis and booze and THE GOOD STRIPPERS YOU GUYS at my funeral.


Great post! We are lucky to have you. Okay, that is a little too treacly even for me, but I'm working on my merit badge.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 06:27 PM (mNJBC)



You may have a non-smallpoxed blanket.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. In Heaven. Since Fenelon morted me. at June 20, 2018 06:37 PM (dEQP3)

364 ''God willing, my son graduates from high school tomorrow. The long- sometimes traumatic- four years of that will finally be over. He's not going to be the valedictorian or salutatorian. He didn't win any awards but made wonderful progress from the beginning of the year when he was still so ill. Today he asked me, "Are you coming to my graduation?" (I don't know why he thought I wouldn't) and I said "I wouldn't miss it!! and he said "Thank so so much!"


Congratulations to you and your son!

Posted by: Tuna at June 20, 2018 06:37 PM (jm1YL)

365 If the new Magnum isn't carrying a 1911 he/she/za is a fraud

Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2018 06:37 PM (pHfeF)

366 >>>They're rebooting Magnum, PI.


Let me know when they reboot "Tales of the Gold Monkey".

Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 20, 2018 06:37 PM (ppaKI)

367 Any time it's more than 90 degrees in the PNW is not good. Supposed to drop down to the high 70s tomorrow.

And work continues on getting the house ready to sell. Gotta get it on the market before September.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 20, 2018 06:38 PM (Lqy/e)

368 Paolo as Magnum P.I. -- He would shoot no blanks!

Posted by: Ruthless at June 20, 2018 06:38 PM (md3fh)

369 323 If they're rebooting Magnum PI, they should cast a woman but retain the mustache.
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at June 20, 2018 06:34 PM (dkHoZ)

Your mother waxes her upper lip?

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 20, 2018 06:38 PM (JFO2v)

370 This thread is like an early ONT.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 20, 2018 06:38 PM (fiGNd)

371 new magnum holds his pistol sideways.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 20, 2018 06:38 PM (MTjB1)

372 I'm on day 30 of my Naked and Afraid challenge. I've lost 35lbs. I figured if those folks from Survivor and Naked and Afraid can do it so can I. And I get sick if you I eat more than 800 calories at night.

Also pecans are high in fat because very oily, and work great for fiber and cleaning you out to make you regular.

The pecan is an underatted nut.

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 20, 2018 06:38 PM (cMIkI)

373 Glad to hear about your dead and thanks for the other upbeat news.



Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2018 06:27 PM

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Dear lord, first buzzion is dead and now alexthechick is gone too?

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I'm smelling a new movie. Indiana Jones and the Keyboard of Doom!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 20, 2018 06:38 PM (x4XMF)

374 Congrats, chavez!

That's why I always loved David Suchet's Poirot.


David Suchet did a wonderful piece on the Holy Land on the Travel Channel.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2018 06:38 PM (ptqGC)

375 Oh and the new updates to No Man's Sky have kinda sorta made it fun to play. And true mulitplayer is coming July 24th.

Posted by: Max Power at June 20, 2018 06:38 PM (q177U)

376 Let me know when they reboot "Tales of the Gold Monkey".
Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 20, 2018 06:37 PM (ppaKI)

Who own Johnny Quest?

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 20, 2018 06:39 PM (JFO2v)

377 Chavez!

...and Thank You, Jewells45.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 20, 2018 06:39 PM (Ckg4U)

378 Wow, tree hundred fiddy comments in thirty-five minutes is a pretty good clip.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at June 20, 2018 06:39 PM (rdl6o)

379 >>Let me know when they reboot "Tales of the Gold Monkey".

I loved that show

Posted by: CanaDave at June 20, 2018 06:39 PM (Gf3vF)

380 Good idea to have a chill out thread. One of the ingenious things about Dark Side of the Moon is that after 30 minutes of dismal songs they have the interlude Any Colour You Like.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 20, 2018 06:39 PM (/qEW2)

381 366 Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 20, 2018 06:37 PM (ppaKI)

or "AutoMan"

Posted by: sven at June 20, 2018 06:39 PM (SzZnW)

382 someone is rebooting bj and the bear, but the show is based on the modern definition of the title.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 20, 2018 06:39 PM (MTjB1)

383 I wonder how many times Peter Fonda has had to read his name as "Fonda Peter."

That's funny enough that I may have to soften my loathing for his father.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 20, 2018 06:39 PM (oVJmc)

384 Ah nice chilling. My ankle/tibia is broken darnit. Monday night I had a headache so took ibuprofen and the ankle felt so good I was sure the 2nd x-ray taken that morning was going to show it had only been a sprain. But there are a lot of riding options in late summer and fall this year so it will be OK. My work review went well. I always dread them so its a double relief, done for another year and no needs to improve this crap like my old supervisor liked to do (he thought he was doing constructive criticism with the nitpicking bless his heart)

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at June 20, 2018 06:39 PM (eASYU)

385 Not that it means shit to anybody, but I am two months clean and sober. Never felt better. I pray I continue.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 20, 2018 06:33 PM (KP5rU)


*hugs*

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 20, 2018 06:39 PM (fceHP)

386 351 Not that it means shit to anybody, but I am two months clean and sober. Never felt better. I pray I continue.
==============================
Heh. Tomorrow is day 7 for me. I can't believe how much better I sleep, and the gut wrenching fear I woke up w/at 3:00 a.m. EVERY damn morning has largely left me.
I say The Lords prayer every time I have a drinking thought. I don't even know how many times I've said it so far.
Carry on brother, you're not alone.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 20, 2018 06:36 PM (ty7RM)

Biiiiig Congrats to both of you! Well done!

Posted by: Tami at June 20, 2018 06:40 PM (Enq6K)

387 Higgins is going to be a tranny named "Jigguns".

Posted by: andycanuck at June 20, 2018 06:40 PM (Evws/)

388 Oh and the new updates to No Man's Sky have kinda sorta made it fun to play. And true mulitplayer is coming July 24th.

Posted by: Max Power at June 20, 2018 06:38 PM (q177U)


Skyrim VI is slated to come out sometime before I draw Social Security - but probably not before ScoggBoy graduates high school ... in four years.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 20, 2018 06:40 PM (fiGNd)

389 I wonder if that Tag movie is going to be what that game night movie hoped to be.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 20, 2018 06:40 PM (lKs2v)

390 371 new magnum holds his pistol sideways.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 20, 2018 06:38 PM (MTjB1)

and hold up baggy jeans with other hand

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 20, 2018 06:40 PM (JFO2v)

391 Indiana Jones and the Keyboard of Doom!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 20, 2018 06:38 PM (x4XMF)

LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2018 06:40 PM (O5K3f)

392 The Many Lives of Harry Lime - fun old radio serial. Would probably make for a good tv series.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 20, 2018 06:40 PM (fA1SL)

393 I'm smelling a new movie. IndianaFenelon Jones and the Keyboard of Doom!


Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 20, 2018 06:38 PM (x4XMF)

FIFY

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 20, 2018 06:41 PM (hMwEB)

394 Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 20, 2018 06:38 PM (cMIkI)

Pee-Can or Pa-khan ?

Posted by: I am Spartacus at June 20, 2018 06:41 PM (2DOZq)

395 Just checking in and then off to see my congregation's production of CS Lewis' Screwtape Letters, part one. Should be interesting!

Posted by: jazzuscounty at June 20, 2018 06:41 PM (z0nZv)

396 Not a chillout topic, but my dad died on the 1st of the month. He was almost 91, so had a good full life, but he was really healthy and on track to make it to 100. Had a dumb accident in April and never recovered from head trauma.

The family was lucky, we all got to say goodbye, but it is still very sad. I'm finally picking up the ashes and death certificates tomorrow, so I can settle the estate.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 20, 2018 06:41 PM (PHotS)

397 387 Higgins is going to be a tranny named "Jigguns".
Posted by: andycanuck at June 20, 2018 06:40 PM (Evws/)

I am seeing Nathan Lane

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 20, 2018 06:41 PM (JFO2v)

398 I had a vacation planned to start this Friday but have too much stuff left unfinished at work. So I delayed it until Tuesday.
I wouldn't enjoy the vacation knowing I left unmet obligations and stuff. I'd think about it the whole damned time. So I have the next 5 days to perform some crazy overtime engineering magic and then its RR time. First real va-ca in about 12 years.

Posted by: bananadream at June 20, 2018 06:41 PM (yRBj9)

399 Now I know what happened to Atlantis. Erick Erickson ate it.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 20, 2018 06:41 PM (iHRFg)

400 >>Not that it means shit to anybody, but I am two months clean and sober. Never felt better. I pray I continue.

Quitter! Seriously, congratulations.

Two weeks today without a cigarette. Not that bad.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2018 06:41 PM (/tuJf)

401 nice chilling. My ankle/tibia is broken darnit. Monday night I had a headache so took ibuprofen and the ankle felt so good I was sure the 2nd x-ray taken that morning was going to show it had only been a sprain. But there are a lot of riding options in late summer and fall this year so it will be OK. My work review went well. I always dread them so its a double relief, done for another year and no needs to improve this crap like my old supervisor liked to do (he thought he was doing constructive criticism with the nitpicking bless his heart)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at June




you broke your ankle and got a headache?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 20, 2018 06:41 PM (MTjB1)

402 every detective show since Columbo was a footnote.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 20, 2018 06:36 PM (MTjB1)

Word.

Oh, one more thing....

Posted by: tbodie at June 20, 2018 06:41 PM (MZnJr)

403 ''new magnum holds his pistol sideways.''

LOL

Posted by: Tuna at June 20, 2018 06:42 PM (jm1YL)

404 387 Higgins is going to be a tranny named "Jigguns".
Posted by: andycanuck at June 20, 2018 06:40 PM (Evws/)

And Mag drives pimped out 83 Eldo.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 20, 2018 06:42 PM (JFO2v)

405 I am so upset by all the immigration junk and fake news that I am listening to classical music. And classic rock. It helps. Oh, and wine.

Posted by: Madeline at June 20, 2018 06:42 PM (QotYK)

406 Posted by: jazzuscounty at June 20, 2018 06:41 PM (z0nZv)
That's wonderful that your congregation does theatre and that's a great show!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2018 06:42 PM (O5K3f)

407 Not that it means shit to anybody, but I am two months clean and sober. Never felt better. I pray I continue.

Quitter! Seriously, congratulations.

Two weeks today without a cigarette. Not that bad.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2018 06:41 PM (/tuJf)


I've went fourteen days without buying guns or ammunition.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 20, 2018 06:42 PM (fiGNd)

408 Glad to hear about your dead and thanks for the other upbeat news.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

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Dear lord, first buzzion is dead and now alexthechick is gone too?

-
I'm smelling a new movie. Indiana Jones and the Keyboard of Doom!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks



Honey, I Killed the Morons!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2018 06:42 PM (zHhW4)

409 oops, i did it again ...

:-(

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 20, 2018 06:42 PM (Pg+x7)

410 hold up baggy jeans with other hand
Posted by: rhennigantx at June



refers to robins masters as jeffe.



higgins has cobra chickens.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 20, 2018 06:43 PM (MTjB1)

411 I recognized several weeks ago that I needed to seriously chill. I've cut 'way back on my news consumption.

When the immigrant children brouhaha began, I found it quite easy to tell myself, "This is just the left's latest infantile temper tantrum. There was one before this and there'll be many more to come. I don't have to participate in this shit show."

It felt good.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 20, 2018 06:43 PM (HiLJ1)

412 Anyway, I don't think it's a knock-off of Zero Effect, but of the original model, Sherlock Holmes.

Posted by: ace at June 20, 2018 06:34 PM (PA9oZ)


It's been a long time since I've seen Zero Effect but I definitely remember thinking it was a weird homage to Sherlock Holmes and, if I remember correctly, the story "A Scandal in Bohemia"

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at June 20, 2018 06:43 PM (5Yee7)

413 Kind of a stressful week here, but at night I chill out to documentaries about Henry VIII and his six wives. It's kind of an obsession with me. I'm fascinated about what kind of woman would have married him, especially after Anne Boleyn.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at June 20, 2018 06:30 PM (MX7xj)


I was watching something on that too, and wondered the same thing. The historian said if you caught the King's eye, you pretty much had no say in the matter. You did not want to tick him off, not only bcz he'd be mad at you, but at your family too, and could make everyone miserable. Supposedly he was very charming.

Then there's the whole "being queen" and you'll be the wife that sticks...that'll change him. Also, you are the one that can deliver him his son, then you'll be safe.

Different historians have different theories. One thing is for sure, they all seem to disagree about Anne, in one way or another.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 06:43 PM (mNJBC)

414 383 I wonder how many times Peter Fonda has had to read his name as "Fonda Peter."

That's funny enough that I may have to soften my loathing for his father.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
_______________

Too bad Henry didn't name him Dick.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 20, 2018 06:43 PM (fqUgw)

415 Here is a cute story to help you chill out. A local veteran's cemetery in Mass. was having problems with the little flags disappearing from the graves of the dead vets. They figured it was vandals, so they got the police involved. Turned out, it was a groundhog using the flags to line its burrow. Damn rodents got no respect for the Stars and Stripes, I tell ya....

Posted by: Pave Low John at June 20, 2018 06:43 PM (+KIcz)

416 I haz a sad.

Left my Kindle on the airplane this weekend, and you know how great they are at finding stuff and returning it. Somewhere, Consuela is enjoying a nice Kindle with a lovely purple cover.

I haz a happy!! DH said to order a new one stat.

He does know what makes me tick. He does.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 20, 2018 06:34 PM (7UW64)
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If you happen to have some conservative books downloaded on it, maybe Consuela will learn something, which would be great.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 20, 2018 06:43 PM (PvFoN)

417 They're rebooting Magnum, PI.
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The new Magnum is a balding low-T couch potato that identifies as a macho private eye. But really, we watch him play Call of Duty and eat chips.

Posted by: Axeman at June 20, 2018 06:43 PM (vDqXW)

418 400: I tried quitting so many times, I just am not tough enough. Hang in there, Jack.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 20, 2018 06:43 PM (KP5rU)

419 *hugs chavez* Good on you.

Oh and the new updates to No Man's Sky have kinda sorta made it fun to play. And true mulitplayer is coming July 24th.
Posted by: Max Power at June 20, 2018 06:38 PM (q177U)


I'm waaaay into Surviving Mars though everyone else is doing omg how high can we tune the difficulty and I'm all I want the unlimited resources option and the no disasters option and the flattest possible place with the most resources please.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. In Heaven. Since Fenelon morted me. at June 20, 2018 06:43 PM (dEQP3)

420 Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 20, 2018 06:41 PM (PHotS)

Sorry, Dave.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2018 06:43 PM (O5K3f)

421 The pecan is an underatted nut.

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 20, 2018 06:38 PM (cMIkI)

Pie is its highest calling.

All else is a pale reflection of greatness.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 20, 2018 06:43 PM (wYseH)

422 382 Posted by: yankeefifth at June 20, 2018 06:39 PM (MTjB1)

It's on "the original A ampersand E" right?

Posted by: sven at June 20, 2018 06:43 PM (SzZnW)

423 396 Not a chillout topic, but my dad died on the 1st of the month. He was almost 91, so had a good full life, but he was really healthy and on track to make it to 100. Had a dumb accident in April and never recovered from head trauma.

The family was lucky, we all got to say goodbye, but it is still very sad. I'm finally picking up the ashes and death certificates tomorrow, so I can settle the estate.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 20, 2018 06:41 PM (PHotS)

Sorry to hear that. My condolences.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 20, 2018 06:43 PM (ycWCI)

424 ''higgins has cobra chickens.''

No he has2 big pit bulls

Posted by: Tuna at June 20, 2018 06:43 PM (jm1YL)

425 It's probably long past time to bring back Pink Lady and Jeff.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 20, 2018 06:44 PM (4ErVI)

426 Monk is like a new age Columbo without the roaming eye.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at June 20, 2018 06:44 PM (rdl6o)

427 417 They're rebooting Magnum, PI.
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The new Magnum is a balding low-T couch potato that identifies as a macho private eye. But really, we watch him play Call of Duty and eat chips.
Posted by: Axeman at June 20, 2018 06:43 PM (vDqXW)

Nope... its Magnum's DAUGHTER...

/eyeroll

Posted by: Don Q. at June 20, 2018 06:44 PM (NgKpN)

428 Hello, Larry! too.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 20, 2018 06:44 PM (4ErVI)

429 Any advice about novel writing?

I'm working on my first novel. Draft 1 is finished -- that was a big hurdle, because I proved to myself I could do it. Working on Draft 2 now and my Internal Critic will. Not. Shut. Up. You know, "you SUCK. Your story SUCKS. Your writing SUCKS. You should GIVE UP." Etc., ad infinitum.

I managed to ignore him enough to finish Draft 1, but now that I'm trying to read my own work with a critical eye in order to fix it and polish it up for presentation, he's slowing me down.

Any of you writers here have any advice? Tricks? Edifying reading or anything?

Posted by: Ex-liberal at June 20, 2018 06:44 PM (R1mDg)

430 Two weeks today without a cigarette. Not that bad.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2018 06:41 PM (/tuJf)

So...you smoke when the Mets win?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 20, 2018 06:44 PM (wYseH)

431 Dave in Fla , I am so sorry to hear that.
Deepest sympathies and prayers.

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 20, 2018 06:44 PM (hMwEB)

432 413 Kind of a stressful week here, but at night I chill out to documentaries about Henry VIII and his six wives. It's kind of an obsession with me. I'm fascinated about what kind of woman would have married him, especially after Anne Boleyn.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at June 20, 2018 06:30 PM (MX7xj)

Wait I thought the answer was obvious.

They all thought they could change him.

Posted by: I am Spartacus at June 20, 2018 06:44 PM (2DOZq)

433 Pie is its highest calling.

All else is a pale reflection of greatness.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 20, 2018 06:43 PM (wYseH)

Butter pecan ice cream can be damn good.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 20, 2018 06:44 PM (ycWCI)

434 384 Ah nice chilling. My ankle/tibia is broken darnit.

A job review where they break your ankle sounds pretty severe. I have changed jobs for bad coffee.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 20, 2018 06:44 PM (JFO2v)

435 JackStraw, glad to hear your boat is ready to go.
My GB still hasn't been painted/launched, so my summer plans are in the slow lane.
Had a lowball offer on the boat a week ago. Another prospect looking at her tomorrow.
Waiting for the second best day in a boat owner's life.

Posted by: RI Chill Red at June 20, 2018 06:44 PM (HnOWY)

436 Let me know when they reboot "Tales of the Gold Monkey".

I loved that show

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A might less sex offender in the reboot, please.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 20, 2018 06:45 PM (x4XMF)

437 280 Zero work today so I went down to the 7-11 and got some chips, made some spinach-artichoke dip, and watched the Cubs beat the Dodgers 4-0. Yippee!

For some strange reason I have no appetite and thus no interest in making dinner.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 20, 2018 06:31 PM (0jtPF)

The Paolo can help you work up an appetite in 20 minutes or less.

Posted by: Paolo at June 20, 2018 06:45 PM (c1sSU)

438 I'm in the process of designing a CNC router that will let me carve custom doors. I'm wondering if I can convince the Wife to let me replace the front door with a Han Solo in Carbonite version.

Eventually. Right now it's research time. There is a lot to learn.
Posted by: Semper Why at June 20, 2018 06:37 PM (WjuiC)


wow, fun

Where are you getting the components, may I ask?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 20, 2018 06:45 PM (fceHP)

439 It's on "the original A ampersand E" right?
Posted by: sven at June




lol

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 20, 2018 06:45 PM (MTjB1)

440 They're rebooting Magnum, PI.
Who's going to wear Selleck's hot pants?

Posted by: itsacookbook at June 20, 2018 06:45 PM (yPxXc)

441 I want the unlimited resources option and the no disasters option and the flattest possible place with the most resources please.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. In Heaven. Since Fenelon morted me. at June 20, 2018 06:43 PM (dEQP3)


Same here but for real life.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 20, 2018 06:45 PM (fZuhk)

442 Any of you writers here have any advice? Tricks? Edifying reading or anything?

Posted by: Ex-liberal at June 20, 2018 06:44 PM (R1mDg)


Porn. Include lots of Porn. The more sex-scenes - the better.

You're gonna' make a fortune.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 20, 2018 06:45 PM (fiGNd)

443 385 Not that it means shit to anybody, but I am two months clean and sober. Never felt better. I pray I continue.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 20, 2018 06:33 PM (KP5rU)

*hugs*
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 20, 2018 06:39 PM (fceHP)

Congrats, chavez. And lean into the hug for some delightful chest gropage.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 20, 2018 06:45 PM (5jVnA)

444 413 Kind of a stressful week here, but at night I chill out to documentaries about Henry VIII and his six wives. It's kind of an obsession with me. I'm fascinated about what kind of woman would have married him, especially after Anne Boleyn.
Posted by: hobbitopoly
_________________

Did you ever watch the Showtime (I think) mini-series on Henry? It was pretty good. A few historical inaccuracies, but overall it was well done and very entertaining.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 20, 2018 06:45 PM (fqUgw)

445 The new Magnum will be played by Jay Martinez, but Higgins is a chick? They cast Perdita Weeks (?) as Juliet Higgins. She's not tubby or old, shocka.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 20, 2018 06:46 PM (W+vEI)

446 Nope... its Magnum's DAUGHTER...

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Then it should be Magna.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 20, 2018 06:46 PM (x4XMF)

447 Posted by: tcn in AK at June 20, 2018 06:34 PM (7UW64)

you should deregister it or something - I think there is something you or Amazon can do so your info isn't on it anymore.

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 20, 2018 06:46 PM (hMwEB)

448 "Not that it means shit to anybody, but I am two months clean and sober. Never felt better. I pray I continue.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 20, 2018 06:33 PM (KP5rU)"

It means something to me. Congratulations and keep pushing. It's nearing five years for me, one day at a time.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 20, 2018 06:46 PM (HiLJ1)

449 reading "Love Worth Making" by Steven Snyder, md

Awesome insight into long term marriages/relationships

Posted by: sunny at June 20, 2018 06:46 PM (XBatu)

450 Screw you, I'm festively plump.

Posted by: Cartman at June 20, 2018 06:47 PM (Lb4wQ)

451 MIL is not doing well. We may be packing the dog into the vehicle and heading cross-country to Las Vegas. In the summer. Can't wait to feel the sand ping off my face as I stand in a furnace.

Posted by: Ann at June 20, 2018 06:47 PM (e59uY)

452 I was away for a little while. We still being nice?

Posted by: Weasel at June 20, 2018 06:47 PM (e0vsJ)

453 It's ARRL Field Day this weekend!

Bugging out at O'dark thirty tomorrow for a long weekend of camping in the northeastern Cascades. Hope to spot a wolf or Bigfoot.



Posted by: Under Fire at June 20, 2018 06:47 PM (r9UYA)

454 ''Who's going to wear Selleck's hot pants?''

The era of short, short men's shorts. Sigh. Howe I miss them.

Posted by: Tuna at June 20, 2018 06:47 PM (jm1YL)

455 >>A might less sex offender in the reboot, please.

One of the actors was a sex offender?

Posted by: CanaDave at June 20, 2018 06:47 PM (Gf3vF)

456 Posted by: hobbitopoly at June 20, 2018 06:30 PM (MX7xj)

I read TONS about Henry 8th and his wives when I was in my late teens-20's. That's because when I was a youngster the BBC had series on this with the actor Keith Michell. It was excellent. I'm glad i saw that and not the modern version.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2018 06:47 PM (O5K3f)

457 So...you smoke when the Mets win?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 20, 2018 06:44 PM (wYseH)



*pats couch* Come. Sit by me.

The Indians beat the White Sox 12-0 today and, as much as I love my Tribe, and I do, scoring 12 runs on a day when Kluber is pitching is just salt in the wound.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. In Heaven. Since Fenelon morted me. at June 20, 2018 06:47 PM (dEQP3)

458 The horde never disappoints. Thanks, all.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 20, 2018 06:47 PM (KP5rU)

459 ... i just bought another balthus drawing!

:-)

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 20, 2018 06:47 PM (Pg+x7)

460 The new Magnum will be played by Jay Martinez, but Higgins is a chick? They cast Perdita Weeks (?) as Juliet Higgins. She's not tubby or old, shocka.
Posted by: Lizzy at June




doesn't matter, guy or girl in the new magnum magnum was going to fuck higgins either way. rick an tc too.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 20, 2018 06:47 PM (MTjB1)

461 They used a Grumman Albatross for that show. A Widgeon would have been more period correct. still a fun show.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 20, 2018 06:47 PM (nF4Bw)

462 >>So...you smoke when the Mets win?

Why you wanna fight?

I had, well let's just call it a motivating event. Made the while quitting thing a lot easier.

Good luck Red. As bittersweet as it is, it's a great feeling when you finally sell a boat you are ready to move on from.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2018 06:47 PM (/tuJf)

463 Eventually. Right now it's research time. There is a lot to learn.
Posted by: Semper Why at June 20, 2018 06:37 PM (WjuiC)

Look up this old tony on youtube. I believe he has a CNC router build series. He's a funny fuck, in any event.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 20, 2018 06:47 PM (5jVnA)

464 421 The pecan is an underatted nut.

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 20, 2018 06:38 PM (cMIkI)

Pie is its highest calling.

All else is a pale reflection of greatness.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 20, 2018 06:43 PM (wYseH)
422 382 Posted by: y

Posted by: Dr at June 20, 2018 06:47 PM (c1sSU)

465 tcn

"report your amazon device as lost or stolen"

(delete space before display)

https://www.amazon.com/gp/help/customer/ display.html?nodeId=201755180

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 20, 2018 06:48 PM (hMwEB)

466 Yay, a happy thread! I've been reading too much politics lately and it's getting me down.

I recently moved from Connecticut to Colorado (hence why I haven't even made my usual Book Thread appearance lately; I've been running around like a chicken with no head trying to get things done). No job yet, but I have a roof over my head and food to eat while I'm looking.


Posted by: right wing yankee at June 20, 2018 06:48 PM (zlzYb)

467 Any other members of the Horde going to be at #Farmageddon18?

Posted by: Bert G at June 20, 2018 06:48 PM (yzxic)

468 Holiday too! From York uk. Lots of walls. And people.

Posted by: enzo at June 20, 2018 06:49 PM (L7QLc)

469 Best wishes to you all. Did you see that the @dog_rates kid actually rescued and old guy's doggo? A nice story for a change.

Posted by: plum at June 20, 2018 06:49 PM (txDrA)

470 1-8-1 + 69 = delta

Posted by: andycanuck at June 20, 2018 06:49 PM (Evws/)

471 1 I recognized several weeks ago that I needed to seriously chill. I've cut 'way back on my news consumption.

When the immigrant children brouhaha began, I found it quite easy to tell myself, "This is just the left's latest infantile temper tantrum. There was one before this and there'll be many more to come. I don't have to participate in this shit show."

It felt good.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 20, 2018 06:43 PM (HiLJ1)


Kinda my thoughts too, except I find the need to balance it with my civil duty. I feel that if I had been more active when the illegal immigration thing began, we would not be in this place. So, I want to learn from that and make sure I'm doing something. Make calls, or send a letter, or e-mail.

To paraphrase Rachael on Friends "We are taking our Country back".

That takes action. Plus, I owe Trump, he takes virtual bullets daily, as does his family.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 06:49 PM (mNJBC)

472 Pie is its highest calling.

All else is a pale reflection of greatness.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 20, 2018 06:43 PM (wYseH)

Butter pecan ice cream can be damn good.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


Have to find Blue Bell Blackberry Cobbler ice cream.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2018 06:49 PM (zHhW4)

473 I think pie and candied are both fine ways to eat pecans.

Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 20, 2018 06:49 PM (vDapD)

474 I've been feeling tired recently so it's reading, until propping a book up is too taxing, and then on to t.v. watching.

Boning up on "Albion's Seed" (the Puritan bits), and when that was too dense, on to "Full Service", a memoir by Scotty Bowers on servicing of/procuring for Hollywood greats. Whole lot of knob polishing, everybody's gay/lesbian, and I learned more than I ever needed to of Charles Laughton's proclivities.

And now I'm watching the well-mounted wire-fu of "Into the Badlands".

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 20, 2018 06:49 PM (JxMDl)

475 WAY TO GO Chavez the Hugo and Brave Sir Robin.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at June 20, 2018 06:49 PM (eASYU)

476 Different historians have different theories. One thing is for sure, they all seem to disagree about Anne, in one way or another.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 06:43 PM (mNJBC)

I don't think she was the aggressive, overbearing harpy that everyone said she was. Not completely a victim, but certainly didn't deserve her fate.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at June 20, 2018 06:49 PM (MX7xj)

477 I had, well let's just call it a motivating event. Made the while quitting thing a lot easier.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2018 06:47 PM (/tuJf)


People don't go in for heart tests like you just did simply for the thrill.

How bad was it ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 20, 2018 06:49 PM (fiGNd)

478 Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 20, 2018 06:41 PM (PHotS)

It's tough no matter what age.

My dad had a great run, and after more than two years I still think about him a lot. However, there is much less pain, mostly smiles and fond memories...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 20, 2018 06:49 PM (wYseH)

479 I recently moved from Connecticut to Colorado


Posted by: right wing yankee at June




why?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 20, 2018 06:49 PM (MTjB1)

480 ''I recently moved from Connecticut to Colorado (hence why I haven't even made my usual Book Thread appearance lately; I've been running around like a chicken with no head trying to get things done). No job yet, but I have a roof over my head and food to eat while I'm looking.''

Well good luck to you! There's something out there for you!

Posted by: Tuna at June 20, 2018 06:50 PM (jm1YL)

481 On the deck of our MI cottage having a second glass of white wine. Very rare for me to drink white. A guest left it. Enjoying the quiet, the beauty and time with my hubby. Planning our 17th anniversary night out. French restaurant in central MI. Run by a frog. Boggles the mind that he settled here. Better then being stabbed in gay Pareeeeee!

Posted by: never enough caffeine at June 20, 2018 06:50 PM (tU1IF)

482 467 Any other members of the Horde going to be at #Farmageddon18?
Posted by: Bert G at June 20, 2018 06:48 PM (yzxic)
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At Ben Had's? Yup.

Posted by: Weasel at June 20, 2018 06:50 PM (MVjcR)

483 464 421 The pecan is an underatted nut.

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 20, 2018 06:38 PM (cMIkI)

Pie is its highest calling.

All else is a pale reflection of greatness.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 20, 2018 06:43 PM (wYseH)

Agreed. Maybe I'll send in a family or family friend secret recipe from the Deep south for a food thread. It will be hard as these things are guarded under lock and key down here

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 20, 2018 06:50 PM (c1sSU)

484 IMemeGuy @ 219- Perhaps I should have ANOTHER chilled refreshing vodka-themed drink then?

Posted by: Eromero at June 20, 2018 06:50 PM (zLDYs)

485
Anybody watching soccer?

I am, but only three decent games since the damn thing started.
Portugal vs Spain
Mexico vs Germany
Argentina vs Iceland (was pretty good -watching rich $$$ athletes from Argentina struggle against the mighty nation of
Iceland).

Posted by: Glenn John at June 20, 2018 06:50 PM (LilNs)

486 Pet has a good candied pecan ice cream. Their "Southern Peach Pie" ice cream is quite nice, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 20, 2018 06:50 PM (vDapD)

487 >>>One of the actors was a sex offender?


The star, Stephen Collins. Likes little girls. Real little girls. Interesting Magnum-Gold Monkey connection - one of the popular supporting actors in Magnum left the show for Monkey. He chose...poorly.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 20, 2018 06:50 PM (ppaKI)

488 Who is playing Rick and TJ?

Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2018 06:50 PM (pHfeF)

489 At Ben Had's? Yup.

Posted by: Weasel at June 20, 2018 06:50 PM (MVjcR)

Sweet. Gonna start packing stuff tomorrow evening. I'll be out there Saturday morning.

Posted by: Bert G at June 20, 2018 06:51 PM (yzxic)

490 About writing novels, I have written a book on that. It is titled: Word Power: A Writer's Guide. On Amazon for $9.95 in pb. I have written four novels and three non-fiction books to date.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 20, 2018 06:51 PM (md3fh)

491 Pie is its highest calling.

All else is a pale reflection of greatness.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June




only if used in a single layer on top of the pie.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 20, 2018 06:51 PM (MTjB1)

492 473 I think pie and candied are both fine ways to eat pecans.
Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 20, 2018 06:49 PM (vDapD)


I like turtles!

Posted by: Zombie kid at June 20, 2018 06:51 PM (5jVnA)

493 348
I was helping mom in her garden a few years ago and a hummingbird buzzed my head and slowed down for an instant right next to my ear. I caught the shimmer out of the corner of my eye and felt/heard the wingbeats.

My brain put its hand on my shoulder and said "son, I classify this as the world's largest wasp. It has decided that today, you die. I'll take over from here" and launched me headfirst at about warp five into a pile of pulled weeds. Awkward!
Posted by: hogmartin at June 20, 2018 06:36 PM (fZuhk)


Once I was out walking and got dive-bombed by a butterfly. It must have hit a funny air current or something because all of a sudden it was heading straight towards my face. I instinctively ducked.

*turns in man card*

Posted by: rickl at June 20, 2018 06:51 PM (sdi6R)

494 Posted by: enzo at June 20, 2018 06:49 PM (L7QLc)

Nice town and I enjoyed the museum in the castle.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2018 06:51 PM (O5K3f)

495 Anybody watching soccer?


---

No, but I heard Mexico fans were making signs saying "Queremos Bama," which I love.

Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 20, 2018 06:52 PM (vDapD)

496 Okay, feel good stuff:

VERY special BSU on tonight's ONT.

Posted by: ibguy at June 20, 2018 06:52 PM (vUcdz)

497 They did a pretty good showing Holmes less than desirable traits in the Downey movies. No cocaine though.
Posted by: I am Spartacus at June 20, 2018 06:36 PM (2DOZq)


I enjoyed the first Downey Sherlock Holmes, the second, not so much. The interplay between the two men, Holmes and Watson, was pretty good. Downey didn't follow my mental picture of Holmes but Jude Law (?) did a nice job with his Dr. Watson. The "real" Watson was a combat veteran and an amateur athlete, and definitely not a buffoon.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at June 20, 2018 06:52 PM (5Yee7)

498 I'm waaaay into Surviving Mars though everyone else is doing omg how high can we tune the difficulty and I'm all I want the unlimited resources option and the no disasters option and the flattest possible place with the most resources please.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. In Heaven. Since Fenelon morted me. at June 20, 2018 06:43 PM (dEQP3)



I looked into that game on Steam. It has nice reviews there. And you'll probably get those options you want since they're the company that releases a game and then dumps an extra $200 worth of "dlc" for it.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 20, 2018 06:52 PM (lKs2v)

499 489 At Ben Had's? Yup.

Posted by: Weasel at June 20, 2018 06:50 PM (MVjcR)
Sweet. Gonna start packing stuff tomorrow evening. I'll be out there Saturday morning.
Posted by: Bert G at June 20, 2018 06:51 PM (yzxic)
-------
It's in October, you know.

Posted by: Weasel at June 20, 2018 06:52 PM (MVjcR)

500 Candied pecans straight out of the pan is one of life's secret joys. You can sometimes find them at festivals and tourist attractions.

Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 20, 2018 06:52 PM (vDapD)

501 Jill, there was just a pool of water.. no cracks and no water running down anywhere. He looked outside and didn't see anything either. No mold (thank God.. been there and done that, not fun!)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 20, 2018 06:30 PM (dUJdY)

Hmmm...that sounds like it could be coming up from the footer the way it did with my first house, but you should be seeing it more often unless this was a truly historic rainfall. In my first house, every darn time it rained hard there were puddles on the floor.

You might want to just check around outside and see if there's anything with how the ground slopes or the drainage pipes discharge that could be improved. I'd hold off on trenching the basement and putting in a sump pump until you see if this happens again. That's a really expensive fix that might not be justified.

If you're worried the puddle would spread and harm something down there if it happens again, you could look into creating a small dam with a line of sandbags or one of those flexible absorbent tubes of stuff they use to absorb or "fence" off hazmat spills. You could probably make your own if you had to with clumping cat litter in fabric tubes. That way while you're watchfully waiting to see if the problem reappears, you've also got a fallback to protect if it does.

That's a frustrating situation. Hang in there and best of luck!

Posted by: Jill v2 at June 20, 2018 06:52 PM (xpnbN)

502 So, there's an elderly couple who live together in a nursing home. One day, the wife walks in on the husband gettin' a handy from one of the other old ladies.

She freaks out: "Why would you do this?!?! What does she have, that I don't?"

He replies: "Parkinson's."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 20, 2018 06:52 PM (UiRxW)

503 If Aubrey Plaza was cast for a New Magnum P.I., I think it would be a perfect role for her because she has great deadpan humor, can play an intelligent woman, and is hot.

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 20, 2018 06:52 PM (c1sSU)

504 The new Magnum is a balding low-T couch potato that identifies as a macho private eye. But really, we watch him play Call of Duty and eat chips.
Posted by: Axeman at June 20, 2018 06:43 PM (vDqXW)

Who misses his son coming back to visit and wearing striped PJs, drinkin cocoa, and discussing Bhusseincare. Fist seasons is Magnum is Magnum taking cases to raise funds to go to books stores to buy door stop copies of HRC Hard Bollards to keep book on Honolulu best sellers list for almost 20 months.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 20, 2018 06:53 PM (JFO2v)

505 Great Idea, Ace. It's important to know what bs is going on, but just as important to not let it consume you.

PS. REALLY miss the old top 10's. and Long bows.

Posted by: Micheal Clark at June 20, 2018 06:53 PM (hWztH)

506 Still the best horde known to humanity, I thank you all.

Posted by: Sumdumchief at June 20, 2018 06:53 PM (q6HI0)

507 485. I enjoyed the warrior-athletes of the SMR defeating & humiliating the veak, vomanish Sand Irish and their Marlboro-peddling Nile rat cousins.
Glory to Russian bear!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 20, 2018 06:53 PM (fA1SL)

508 >>The star, Stephen Collins. Likes little girls.

That sucks...didn't know that. Another thing spoiled by Hollywood scum.

Posted by: CanaDave at June 20, 2018 06:53 PM (Gf3vF)

509 Did you ever watch the Showtime (I think) mini-series on Henry? It was pretty good. A few historical inaccuracies, but overall it was well done and very entertaining.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 20, 2018 06:45 PM (fqUgw)

You mean The Tudors? Oh, hell, yes I watched that. Historical inaccuracies be damned, Jonathan Rhys Meyers is all that and a bag of chips. I LOVED him as Henry.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at June 20, 2018 06:53 PM (MX7xj)

510 Wow this post is on fire! Almost 500 comments already. Probably more by the time I click Post.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 20, 2018 06:53 PM (md3fh)

511 It's in October, you know.

Posted by: Weasel at June 20, 2018 06:52 PM (MVjcR)


Huh. Wrong Farmageddon, I guess. The one I'm going to is this weekend. I need to do better at keeping online names straight in my head, I guess.

Posted by: Bert G at June 20, 2018 06:53 PM (yzxic)

512 On the deck of our MI cottage having a second glass of white wine. Very rare for me to drink white. A guest left it. Enjoying the quiet, the beauty and time with my hubby. Planning our 17th anniversary night out. French restaurant in central MI. Run by a frog. Boggles the mind that he settled here. Better then being stabbed in gay Pareeeeee!
Posted by: never enough caffeine at June 20, 2018 06:50 PM (tU1IF)

Hope the frog doesn't croak.

Posted by: Northernlurker lighter less filing at June 20, 2018 06:53 PM (eAMlh)

513 Just read a news story about the discovery of a surgeons pit at Manassas. It contained two full skeletons and severed limbs. Yesterday the Army took possession of the full remains with a special service and transported them to Arlington for burial. Internet search will provide multiple stories about this

Posted by: Jen the original at June 20, 2018 06:54 PM (OdLH1)

514 Not that it means shit to anybody, but I am two months clean and sober. Never felt better. I pray I continue.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 20, 2018 06:33 PM (KP5rU)"

It means something to me. Congratulations and keep pushing. It's nearing five years for me, one day at a time.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 20, 2018 06:46 PM (HiLJ1)


Of course it matters chavez. You are a fellow human and member of the Horde. Well done!

Congrats to both of you. You encourage me, even though my struggles lie elsewhere.

*Pushes platypus magic coins thru USB ports*

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 06:54 PM (mNJBC)

515 >>People don't go in for heart tests like you just did simply for the thrill.

>>How bad was it ?

Technically, heart attack. But I got to ride in two ambulances which was way cool and it seemed like half my town showed up to see me off on the first one. Which was very nice of them.

And I got to watch them stick a stent in one of my heart arteries which was pretty freaky. And I'm pretty sure one of my nurses had a crush on me. Or me on her. One of the two.

All in all it was a busy couple days.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2018 06:54 PM (/tuJf)

516 you broke your ankle and got a headache?

My wife used that line Saturday night. It must be a thing.

Posted by: Bosk at June 20, 2018 06:54 PM (fjMEv)

517 449 reading "Love Worth Making" by Steven Snyder, md

Awesome insight into long term marriages/relationships
Posted by: sunny at June 20, 2018 06:46 PM (XBatu)

Wife and I reading together this month.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 20, 2018 06:54 PM (JFO2v)

518 Posted by: Ann at June 20, 2018 06:47 PM (e59uY)

OMG.. I'm sorry I laughed. That's how I feel when I'm in AZ which will be in July this year. Prayers for your MIL.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 20, 2018 06:54 PM (dUJdY)

519 Candied pecans straight out of the pan is one of life's secret joys. You can sometimes find them at festivals and tourist attractions.
Posted by: Moron Robbie



Like kettle corn. Find 'em at Buc-ee's.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2018 06:54 PM (zHhW4)

520 Congratulations to you and your son!
Posted by: Tuna at June 20, 2018 06:37 PM (jm1YL)

Thanks!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2018 06:54 PM (O5K3f)

521 511 It's in October, you know.

Posted by: Weasel at June 20, 2018 06:52 PM (MVjcR)

Huh. Wrong Farmageddon, I guess. The one I'm going to is this weekend. I need to do better at keeping online names straight in my head, I guess.
Posted by: Bert G at June 20, 2018 06:53 PM (yzxic)
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Come to the Texas MoMee, too!

Posted by: Weasel at June 20, 2018 06:54 PM (MVjcR)

522 Shakin it boss!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 20, 2018 06:54 PM (2CQCl)

523 Officer breaks window on car to release bear trapped inside.


https://bit.ly/2tqmfns


A. That guy clanks when he walks.

II. I have many questions as to how this happened in the first place.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. In Heaven. Since Fenelon morted me. at June 20, 2018 06:54 PM (dEQP3)

524 Thanks everyone.

And Chavez, that is great news, keep it up!

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 20, 2018 06:54 PM (PHotS)

525 MIL is not doing well.

Posted by: Ann at June 20, 2018 06:47 PM (e59uY)

Best wishes for a good outcome.

Posted by: Zombie kid at June 20, 2018 06:55 PM (5jVnA)

526 PS. REALLY miss the old top 10's.


What were those?

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 06:55 PM (mNJBC)

527 -Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 20, 2018 06:52 PM (UiRxW)

*HAH!*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 20, 2018 06:55 PM (Ckg4U)

528 OK.... Happy Thought...

Just ordered my Uberti .45 Single Action

5.5 inch barrel El Patron, with the competition hammer.

Posted by: Don Q. at June 20, 2018 06:55 PM (NgKpN)

529 If the 'ettes would play a little slap and tickle that would relax me. And make me cheery!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 20, 2018 06:55 PM (2CQCl)

530 If a bear gets in my Jeep, he can have it.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 20, 2018 06:55 PM (md3fh)

531 "Officer breaks window on car to release bear trapped inside."

Yes, the bear was Catholic.

The Pope was out in the woods...

Posted by: Parker at June 20, 2018 06:56 PM (MFwf8)

532 Hi guys

Posted by: ALH at June 20, 2018 06:56 PM (XOAlA)

533 Come to the Texas MoMee, too!

Posted by: Weasel at June 20, 2018 06:54 PM (MVjcR)


I'd love to, but timing and distance will be a factor.

Posted by: Bert G at June 20, 2018 06:56 PM (yzxic)

534 MIL is not doing well. We may be packing the dog into the vehicle and heading cross-country to Las Vegas. In the summer. Can't wait to feel the sand ping off my face as I stand in a furnace.
Posted by: Ann at June 20, 2018 06:47 PM (e59uY)


Glass making
Glass half full

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 20, 2018 06:56 PM (fceHP)

535 473 I think pie and candied are both fine ways to eat pecans.
Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 20, 2018 06:49 PM (vDapD)

as long as you say pacahn

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 20, 2018 06:56 PM (JFO2v)

536 Hows it hanging

Posted by: ALH at June 20, 2018 06:56 PM (XOAlA)

537 >>Candied pecans straight out of the pan is one of life's secret joys. You can sometimes find them at festivals and tourist attractions.


YUM

Pecans in chocolate turtles are good, too!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 20, 2018 06:56 PM (W+vEI)

538 533 Come to the Texas MoMee, too!

Posted by: Weasel at June 20, 2018 06:54 PM (MVjcR)

I'd love to, but timing and distance will be a factor.
Posted by: Bert G at June 20, 2018 06:56 PM (yzxic)
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We could move it to your house.

Posted by: Weasel at June 20, 2018 06:56 PM (MVjcR)

539 I have stop at the grocery store on the way home for pie and ice cream now..

Posted by: IC at June 20, 2018 06:57 PM (a0IVu)

540 OK.... Happy Thought...

Just ordered my Uberti .45 Single Action

5.5 inch barrel El Patron, with the competition hammer.
Posted by: Don Q. at June 20, 2018 06:55 PM (NgKpN)


But did you buy it out of spite ? A wise weasel once said - "Spiteful gun purchases are the most satisfying".

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 20, 2018 06:57 PM (fiGNd)

541 No politics thread? Next Ace will throw up a thread about gardening...

Anyway... is anyone into 'The Expanse' show on syfy? New episode comes on tonight.

Posted by: JC at June 20, 2018 06:57 PM (mJXUS)

542 ''You mean The Tudors? Oh, hell, yes I watched that. Historical inaccuracies be damned, Jonathan Rhys Meyers is all that and a bag of chips. I LOVED him as Henry.''

Some things are just more important than historical accuracy.

Posted by: Tuna at June 20, 2018 06:57 PM (jm1YL)

543 We could move it to your house.

Posted by: Weasel at June 20, 2018 06:56 PM (MVjcR)


*Looks around at house*

Anyone got the number for a good cleaning service?

Posted by: Bert G at June 20, 2018 06:57 PM (yzxic)

544 *waves at ALH*

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. In Heaven. Since Fenelon morted me. at June 20, 2018 06:57 PM (dEQP3)

545 Happy thoughts - hump day is over. Relaxing with a whiskey. Ahhhhh. And yes those are cute doggies!

Posted by: Uncle Si at June 20, 2018 06:57 PM (Je5yd)

546 Pecan Brittle > Peanut Brittle

Posted by: I am Spartacus at June 20, 2018 06:58 PM (2DOZq)

547 Appreciate the no politics thread.... I am only posting on the no poltics/low drama topics now. Had enough of the endless angst....

Posted by: kraken at June 20, 2018 06:58 PM (OOYCm)

548 540 OK.... Happy Thought...

Just ordered my Uberti .45 Single Action

5.5 inch barrel El Patron, with the competition hammer.
Posted by: Don Q. at June 20, 2018 06:55 PM (NgKpN)

But did you buy it out of spite ? A wise weasel once said - "Spiteful gun purchases are the most satisfying".
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 20, 2018 06:57 PM (fiGNd)
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That guy sure is smart.

Posted by: Weasel at June 20, 2018 06:58 PM (MVjcR)

549 My wife used that line Saturday night. It must be a thing

-

I've been married long enough that my wife doesn't bother with excuses anymore.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 20, 2018 06:58 PM (VgKNm)

550 529 If the 'ettes would play a little slap and tickle that would relax me. And make me cheery!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 20, 2018 06:55 PM (2CQCl)
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Not "slap a hot iron", I hope.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 20, 2018 06:58 PM (JxMDl)

551 All in all it was a busy couple days.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2018 06:54 PM (/tuJf)


Oh Jack...you are recounting that with aplomb, so I hope that means you are feeling really good and they don't see any more heart issues.

Do you have to change diet or exercise routine? Lifestyle changes?

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 06:58 PM (mNJBC)

552 Thank you, Jewells45. She's had a long life, but I call her the Energizer Bunny (she's had so many medical issues the last 10-15 years) and I am hoping she will get through this one.

Posted by: Ann at June 20, 2018 06:58 PM (e59uY)

553 Yeah, now I want to go get myself a pecan pie! *throttles self* *hides car keys*

Posted by: Ruthless at June 20, 2018 06:58 PM (md3fh)

554 ankle --damn horse stepped on it 3 weeks ago. My sweet old mare had to be PTS on Monday and between high (for us) humidity from much celebrated rain and bawling my eyes out I had quite a head-ache. I had not been taking any NSAIDs for two weeks since getting a first x-ray cuz of some theories that it delays bone healing but made an exception on Monday for the headache. I now suspect that any NSAIDs delaying healing effects is more due to "whee I feel fine" than them inhibiting cox or cox2 that is needed to heal which is the *medical* theory floating on the web.

But thanks for the laugh on 'broke you ankle as part of performance review' My bosses are wimps and also nice guys but that would be a diabolical way to make me spend more time at the computer.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at June 20, 2018 06:58 PM (eASYU)

555 Hello everyone. I love you!

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at June 20, 2018 06:58 PM (rNGKx)

556 Speaking of MoMes, we really need to set up a Georgia-Lina MoMe. Say, in Columbia or Charleston.

Posted by: Bert G at June 20, 2018 06:59 PM (yzxic)

557
I'll do remake of 7th Heaven reunion if Stephen Collins character is killed off...

Posted by: Catherine Hicks at June 20, 2018 06:59 PM (LilNs)

558 543 We could move it to your house.

Posted by: Weasel at June 20, 2018 06:56 PM (MVjcR)

*Looks around at house*

Anyone got the number for a good cleaning service?
Posted by: Bert G at June 20, 2018 06:57 PM (yzxic)
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Debris is generally shoveled!

Posted by: Weasel at June 20, 2018 06:59 PM (MVjcR)

559 >>All in all it was a busy couple days.


Yikes!!

Glad you're on the mend and have a nurse to play with(?)!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 20, 2018 06:59 PM (W+vEI)

560 Have to find Blue Bell Blackberry Cobbler ice cream.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2018 06:49 PM (zHhW4)

Oh, another bit of good news! I have not seen Blue Bell in a dog's age (ever since the... listeria? scare.) Yet there it was in the freezer section at the local wal-mart grocery.

Huzzah!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 20, 2018 06:59 PM (ycWCI)

561 And I got to watch them stick a stent in one of my
heart arteries which was pretty freaky. And I'm pretty sure one of my
nurses had a crush on me. Or me on her. One of the two.



All in all it was a busy couple days.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2018 06:54 PM (/tuJf)

Now thats a true moron. The doc is sticking a stent in his artery and hes thinking about the nurse. That shit could kill an ordinary human.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 20, 2018 06:59 PM (2CQCl)

562 Ok here's what is really making me sad this week. I LOVE HiC orange drink at McDonalds. You can buy it at the store but it does not taste like the fountain one.
And now they stopped carrying it! That and their iced tea were the only reasons I stopped there. Back to Chick Fil A for the lemonade I guess.

Same kind of stuff happens when I find something I love at Trader Joe's or Costco. Not fair!

Posted by: keena at June 20, 2018 06:59 PM (AR+9V)

563 My favorite Far Side cartoon: A clown is in a gun shop holding a big revolver. A thought balloon reads: "Laugh at me will they!"

Posted by: Ruthless at June 20, 2018 07:00 PM (md3fh)

564 Hiya, 'rons and ettes!

Nice to have a chill-out thread. I started reading a few of the other posts and could feel my anger rising...so I had to quit.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 20, 2018 07:00 PM (SRarZ)

565 488 Who is playing Rick and TJ?
Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2018 06:50 PM (pHfeF)

Have not decided but it gonna be a la cage of follie type of relationship. Like Will and Grace but much gayer.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 20, 2018 07:00 PM (JFO2v)

566 Debris is generally shoveled!

Posted by: Weasel at June 20, 2018 06:59 PM (MVjcR)


I need a specialist in dog hair removal.

Posted by: Bert G at June 20, 2018 07:00 PM (yzxic)

567 But did you buy it out of spite ? A wise weasel once said - "Spiteful gun purchases are the most satisfying".
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 20, 2018 06:57 PM (fiGNd)

Nah, no spite... its a happy fun gun...

Now... When I shoot it I'll be wearing my Confederate Cav Hat.... so some might consider that a might spiteful...

but not me...

Posted by: Don Q. at June 20, 2018 07:00 PM (NgKpN)

568 Hi AtC - How you doin', Dollie?!!!


It's good to be amongst friends.

Posted by: ALH at June 20, 2018 07:00 PM (XOAlA)

569 Anyway... is anyone into 'The Expanse' show on syfy? New episode comes on tonight.
Posted by: JC at June 20, 2018 06:57 PM (mJXUS)
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Love the show. This season has been very good so far.

Very happy that it's been picked up by Amazon.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 20, 2018 07:00 PM (JxMDl)

570 >>>503 If Aubrey Plaza was cast for a New Magnum P.I.,

They really could have gender swapped this. Have a hot chick in Hawaii dress the same in short shorts and driving an 80s Ferrari. Everything the same (Higgins, all war buddies, etc), just Tom Selleck with tits and no stache.

But seems like they went soy boy route.

Posted by: wooga at June 20, 2018 07:01 PM (V3cHU)

571 I recently moved from Connecticut to Colorado




Posted by: right wing yankee at June



why?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 20, 2018 06:49 PM (MTjB1)
I'd been meaning to leave CT for a while, because of the politics. Then things got sped up a bit when I got engaged last month. My fiance lives in CO (going to school there), so it made sense for me to move to him instead of the other way around.

Posted by: right wing yankee at June 20, 2018 07:01 PM (zlzYb)

572 Do you suppose minx will ever go into beta?

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 20, 2018 07:01 PM (PHotS)

573 All in all it was a busy couple days.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2018 06:54 PM (/tuJf)
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My old man got two stents placed a few weeks back.

I was freakin' terrified. It turned out to be so much more quick and painless than I imagined. Not that isn't a big deal, but what a miracle of modern science...

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 20, 2018 07:01 PM (UiRxW)

574 I was at a Tim Hortons earlier today at the same time as some teenagers who appeared unfamiliar with the the concept of inside voices. Nor have they ever pondered the need to bellow when they're sitting two feet apart.
I guess that makes me a curmudgeon. It adds to the vague doubts I have about the wisdom of youth.

Posted by: Northernlurker lighter less filing at June 20, 2018 07:01 PM (eAMlh)

575 My $240 Uberti 45 causes no end of grief to my friend with his $1200 or so Colt.

After we get through shooting them I always remind him that he has an heirloom that anyone would love to have and I've just got a $200 pistol that shoots rings around it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 20, 2018 07:01 PM (VgKNm)

576 465 tcn

"report your amazon device as lost or stolen"

(delete space before display)

https://www.amazon.com/gp/help/customer/ display.html?nodeId=201755180
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 20, 2018 06:48 PM (hMwEB)

Yep. Took care of that as soon as I saw it gone. Just after I cursed. Right after that.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 20, 2018 07:01 PM (7UW64)

577 Loads of antiquity here. We check out Minster of York tomorrow. Did the train museum and outer walls today. Cup football is rocking!!!! Go England !!!!

Posted by: enzo at June 20, 2018 07:01 PM (L7QLc)

578 563 My favorite Far Side cartoon: A clown is in a gun shop holding a big revolver. A thought balloon reads: "Laugh at me will they!"
Posted by: Ruthless at June 20, 2018 07:00 PM (md3fh)

My favorite was the dog setting the trap for the cat in the dryer, with signs for "fud".

Posted by: Zombie kid at June 20, 2018 07:02 PM (5jVnA)

579 I LOVE HiC orange drink at McDonalds. You can buy it at the store but it does not taste like the fountain one.
And now they stopped carrying it!
Posted by: keena at June 20, 2018 06:59 PM (AR+9V)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Posted by: hobbitopoly at June 20, 2018 07:02 PM (MX7xj)

580 565 488 Who is playing Rick and TJ?
Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2018 06:50 PM (pHfeF)

Have not decided but it gonna be a la cage of follie type of relationship. Like Will and Grace but much gayer.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 20, 2018 07:00 PM (JFO2v)

And I'm sure it will have a 'Robyns Masters' who is a well known Dominatrix who writes Children's books...

Posted by: Don Q. at June 20, 2018 07:02 PM (NgKpN)

581 Not "slap a hot iron", I hope.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 20, 2018 06:58 PM (JxMDl)

That will never go away. lol.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 20, 2018 07:02 PM (2CQCl)

582 Little known fact ...

... according to the New England Journal of Medicine - masturbation at least three times a week reduces the chance of heart attack by 9% in men and 7% in women.

Look it up.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 20, 2018 07:02 PM (fiGNd)

583 >>Do you have to change diet or exercise routine? Lifestyle changes?

I quit smoking. Let's not get carried away.

Overall I'm in pretty good shape I just had a blockage. I'd prefer not to do that again but there are only so many changes I'm willing to make.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2018 07:02 PM (/tuJf)

584 421 The pecan is an underatted nut.

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 20, 2018 06:38 PM (cMIkI)

Pie is its highest calling.

All else is a pale reflection of greatness.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 20, 2018 06:43 P



But the real question is how do you pronounce it?

Posted by: Buzzion at June 20, 2018 07:02 PM (lKs2v)

585 Outside air temp is declining, windows open, fans running, chilling taking place.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 20, 2018 07:02 PM (roQNm)

586 ''I need a specialist in dog hair removal.''

Our last doggie was a Pembroke corgi. Oh my gosh did that boy shed! I just learned to live with it after a couple of years.

Posted by: Tuna at June 20, 2018 07:02 PM (jm1YL)

587 563 My favorite Far Side cartoon: A clown is in a gun shop holding a big revolver. A thought balloon reads: "Laugh at me will they!"
Posted by: Ruthless at June 20, 2018 07:00 PM (md3fh)

Love the TROUBLE Brewing
Dingo farm next door to kindergarten
Parachute School and Alligator farm
Tea cup poodles and falconers

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 20, 2018 07:02 PM (JFO2v)

588 I'd been meaning to leave CT for a while, because of the politics. Then things got sped up a bit when I got engaged last month. My fiance lives in CO (going to school there), so it made sense for me to move to him instead of the other way around.
Posted by: right wing yankee




where?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 20, 2018 07:02 PM (MTjB1)

589 People don't go in for heart tests like you just did simply for the thrill.



>>How bad was it ?



Technically, heart attack. But I got to ride in two ambulances which
was way cool and it seemed like half my town showed up to see me off on
the first one. Which was very nice of them.



And I got to watch them stick a stent in one of my heart arteries
which was pretty freaky. And I'm pretty sure one of my nurses had a
crush on me. Or me on her. One of the two.



All in all it was a busy couple days.


Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2018 06:54 PM

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Geesh....I don't remember a thing from mine once they pumped me full of benadryl. I was out like a light but the Doc said I was awake and did everything he told me to do. I don't remember a thing.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 20, 2018 07:02 PM (+Dllb)

590 I haven't been commenting much (okay like AT ALL) lately. Sorry to see about your horse, Pale Rider. We had to put down a cat in March and our beloved white GSD two weeks ago. But life goes on. Wish we had gotten all the rain they forecasted for us!! I hate Weathermen on the tv/internet. Slimey bastards.

On the fun side, going to take my sister on a tour of a Bourbon distillery this weekend and watch her get drunk (kidding about the drunk part). Should be fun

Posted by: satrose at June 20, 2018 07:03 PM (nycWw)

591 *Holds up sign "Will Trade For Scoops"*

Posted by: AliWatkins@milkandhoney.com at June 20, 2018 07:03 PM (c1sSU)

592 Want to go to Kelleys Island on Lake Erie for a day. Anyone got a unique experience there that does not include murder or prostitution? (or murder and prostitution for that matter)

Posted by: Duncan MacKochinar at June 20, 2018 07:03 PM (tegMn)

593 My favorite was the dog setting the trap for the cat in the dryer, with signs for "fud".
Posted by: Zombie kid at June 20, 2018 07:02 PM (5jVnA)

One of my favorites! I even have it on a coffee cup.

My favorite: Two men are sitting in Hell surrounded by devils with pitchforks. One man leans over to the other and whispers "I hate this place."

Posted by: hobbitopoly at June 20, 2018 07:03 PM (MX7xj)

594 Speaking of MoMes, we really need to set up a Georgia-Lina MoMe. Say, in Columbia or Charleston.
Posted by: Bert G at June 20, 2018 06:59 PM (yzxic)



I vote Savannah so we can have drinks with Jane D'Oh. Also Savannah is gorgeous.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. In Heaven. Since Fenelon morted me. at June 20, 2018 07:03 PM (dEQP3)

595 After we get through shooting them I always remind him that he has an heirloom that anyone would love to have and I've just got a $200 pistol that shoots rings around it.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 20, 2018 07:01 PM (VgKNm)

My dad has his dad's Colt, which he carried around Mexico with Gen. Pershing, and which dispatched a mugger in Seattle. It will pass to me at some point, because my sisters are pansies. It is a beautiful piece of hardware.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 20, 2018 07:03 PM (7UW64)

596 So if I masturbate every hour on the hour I will become immortal? Hmm, it would be a lot of work, but might be worth it.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 20, 2018 07:03 PM (md3fh)

597 ah, chill-out thread.. I needed that ....

Posted by: runner at June 20, 2018 07:03 PM (bUjCl)

598 But the real question is how do you pronounce it?
Posted by: Buzzion at June




rhymes with khan

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 20, 2018 07:03 PM (MTjB1)

599 582 Little known fact ...

... according to the New England Journal of Medicine - masturbation at least three times a week reduces the chance of heart attack by 9% in men and 7% in women.

Look it up.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 20, 2018 07:02 PM (fiGNd)

So I should have reduced my heart attack chances by 36%.

Posted by: I am Spartacus at June 20, 2018 07:04 PM (2DOZq)

600 Thank you ace for this thread (I'm at post 565+, so, possibly willowed by now).

"It's just the war, and that lying Johnson!"... nah, we have agency too, and we can choose not to be haters.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 20, 2018 07:04 PM (6FqZa)

601 Tea cup poodles and falconers
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My all-time favorite Far Side.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 20, 2018 07:04 PM (JxMDl)

602 I vote Savannah so we can have drinks with Jane D'Oh. Also Savannah is gorgeous.





Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. In Heaven. Since Fenelon morted me. at June 20, 2018 07:03 PM (dEQP3)


Works for me.

Posted by: Bert G at June 20, 2018 07:04 PM (yzxic)

603 I like butter pecan ice cream, not into nut pie much, would eat it if was only pie available.

Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2018 07:04 PM (pHfeF)

604 594 Speaking of MoMes, we really need to set up a Georgia-Lina MoMe. Say, in Columbia or Charleston.
Posted by: Bert G at June 20, 2018 06:59 PM (yzxic)


I vote Savannah so we can have drinks with Jane D'Oh. Also Savannah is gorgeous.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. In Heaven. Since Fenelon morted me. at June 20, 2018 07:03 PM (dEQP3)

I propose the Great Alaska MoMe. Anybody up for it? I've floated the suggestion in the past, but still no takers.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 20, 2018 07:04 PM (7UW64)

605 Far Side comics - good times.

Love Bloom County. Berk Breathed did a comic at Ut called "Academia Walz" - funny shit.

Posted by: satrose at June 20, 2018 07:04 PM (nycWw)

606 Started watching Fauda on Netflix. About Israeli undercover agents working in Gaza. Really good. Using unknown actors who look like real people adds a lot to credibility

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 20, 2018 07:05 PM (n+6mJ)

607 you broke your ankle and got a headache?

My wife used that line Saturday night. It must be a thing.
Posted by: Bosk at June 20, 2018 06:54 PM (fjMEv)

Buddy of mine had a wife that got a lot of headaches when he was in the mood to play. This went on for a while. One night he decided to be proactive and rather than seek her affection he took her 3 aspirin. She gives him a puzzled look and asked what he was doing. He explained they were for her headache. She got a little huffy and said she didn't have a headache.

It worked, but only one time.

Posted by: tbodie at June 20, 2018 07:05 PM (0v57o)

608 >>>I LOVE HiC orange drink at McDonalds. You can buy it at the store but it does not taste like the fountain one.
And now they stopped carrying it!


Our corporate research has indicated that we have too many customers. This should help to thin the numbers quite nicely.

Posted by: McDonald's at June 20, 2018 07:05 PM (ppaKI)

609 Anybody watching soccer?


Posted by: Glenn John at June 20, 2018 06:50 PM (LilNs)


Always. Until that crappy window until the next season starts.

Waiting on hubby to get home to watch the recorded matches from today.

He's very late. Always getting pulled into meetings at the end of the day.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 20, 2018 07:05 PM (fceHP)

610 Oh, actually I liked pretty much ALL of the Far Side cartoons best. Hilarious.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 20, 2018 07:05 PM (md3fh)

611 Party at Jane D'OHs house ! I heard on the news her shrimp recipe is good ....

Posted by: runner at June 20, 2018 07:05 PM (bUjCl)

612 I would go to Alaska!!

What about a Hawaii Tiki Bar hook up???

Posted by: satrose at June 20, 2018 07:05 PM (nycWw)

613 Um, a2 x b2 = um.... strap-on?
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 20, 2018 06:36 PM (7UW64)


The sum of the angles of a triangle is 180 degrees

Posted by: Kindltot at June 20, 2018 07:05 PM (2K6fY)

614

Breathe in serenity...

Breathe out bullshit...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 20, 2018 07:05 PM (IMCKq)

615 Oh and the expanse is fantastic. Agree.

Posted by: enzo at June 20, 2018 07:06 PM (L7QLc)

616 ''My favorite was the dog setting the trap for the cat in the dryer, with signs for "fud".''

The chef dropping a lobster in a pot while the lobster frantically clicks its claws and repeats ''Auntie Em, Auntie Em"'

Posted by: Tuna at June 20, 2018 07:06 PM (jm1YL)

617 I like the Farside with the caption

What dogs really hear

Posted by: I am Spartacus at June 20, 2018 07:06 PM (2DOZq)

618 I propose the Great Alaska MoMe. Anybody up for it? I've floated the suggestion in the past, but still no takers.



Posted by: tcn in AK at June 20, 2018 07:04 PM

---

You might have got me 37 years ago when I was stationed on Adak, but Texas to AK is quite the drive at my age.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 20, 2018 07:06 PM (+Dllb)

619 594 Speaking of MoMes, we really need to set up a Georgia-Lina MoMe. Say, in Columbia or Charleston.
Posted by: Bert G at June 20, 2018 06:59 PM (yzxic)


I vote Savannah so we can have drinks with Jane D'Oh. Also Savannah is gorgeous.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. In Heaven. Since Fenelon morted me. at June 20, 2018 07:03 PM (dEQP3)
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This is a delightful idea, and no way would it end up in a jail cell.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 20, 2018 07:06 PM (JxMDl)

620 Posted by: yankeefifth at June 20, 2018 07:02 PM (MTjB1)

The Denver area. Whereabouts are you?

Posted by: right wing yankee at June 20, 2018 07:06 PM (zlzYb)

621 All time Far Side classic:

'Midvale School for the Gifted'

Student pushing hard on door marked "Pull"

Posted by: Parker at June 20, 2018 07:06 PM (MFwf8)

622 596 So if I masturbate every hour on the hour I will become immortal? Hmm, it would be a lot of work, but might be worth it.
Posted by: Ruthless at June 20, 2018 07:03 PM (md3fh)

Every teenage boy I've ever met thinks he is immortal. Now I know why.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 20, 2018 07:06 PM (7UW64)

623 Little known fact ...



... according to the New England Journal of Medicine - masturbation
at least three times a week reduces the chance of heart attack by 9% in
men and 7% in women.



Look it up.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 20, 2018 07:02 PM (fiGNd)




Then why did I have a heart attack?????

Posted by: Bert G at June 20, 2018 07:06 PM (yzxic)

624 Yeah, now I want to go get myself a pecan pie! *throttles self* *hides car keys*
Posted by: Ruthless at June 20, 2018 06:58 PM (md3fh)

I don't think I've ever had pecan pie but my mom used to make awesome butter tarts which had pecans. Is it pe-cans or pe-kahns?

Posted by: Northernlurker lighter less filing at June 20, 2018 07:06 PM (eAMlh)

625 556 Speaking of MoMes, we really need to set up a Georgia-Lina MoMe. Say, in Columbia or Charleston.
Posted by: Bert G at June 20, 2018 06:59 PM (yzxic)

Word! Greenville SC would be great to get the NC morons there. Beautiful city and in the middle for everybody

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 20, 2018 07:06 PM (c1sSU)

626 I propose the Great Alaska MoMe. Anybody up for it? I've floated the suggestion in the past, but still no takers.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 20, 2018 07:04 PM (7UW64)

funny story , I have family in AK...never talk to them, though

Posted by: runner at June 20, 2018 07:06 PM (bUjCl)

627 I'm reading a dissertation by a 'sulayman dost' who is presumably Iranian. He's arguing for the Arabian authorship of the Qur'an. I'm reading this with an open mind since he hasn't cried racism or orientalism yet.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 20, 2018 07:06 PM (6FqZa)

628 Hey does anyone remember on a gun thread two or three years ago about a competition we did? You had 30 minutes to shoot fifty rounds? What was the distance??

Posted by: satrose at June 20, 2018 07:06 PM (nycWw)

629
Question: How do I get my cell 'phone number off my wordpress account, and off my bank account when I no longer have the 'phone?

Pro Tip, don't link your bank account to your cell phone nor install the online banking app.

Probably means I'll have to call someone and try to convince them that I am the owner of the account even though I can't remember the passwords, security questions and my father's middle name.


Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 20, 2018 07:06 PM (roQNm)

630 582 Little known fact ...

... according to the New England Journal of Medicine - masturbation at least three times a week reduces the chance of heart attack by 9% in men and 7% in women.

Look it up.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 20, 2018 07:02 PM (fiGNd)

And for Men over 50?

Sex more than three times a week has a 40% INCREASE in mortality...

Due to the wife finding out about the girlfriend...

Posted by: Don Q. at June 20, 2018 07:07 PM (NgKpN)

631 Thank you, Zombie kid!

Posted by: Ann at June 20, 2018 07:07 PM (e59uY)

632 >>I was freakin' terrified. It turned out to be so much more quick and painless than I imagined. Not that isn't a big deal, but what a miracle of modern science...

Once I got over the shock of the heart attack thing it was actually pretty interesting. I was awake for the stent and the whole thing was televised so I could watch.

But yea, the doc told me that 10 - 15 years ago it would have been full open heart surgery which would have been no bueno. I was back on the water in 2 days.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2018 07:07 PM (/tuJf)

633 My dad has his dad's Colt, which he carried around Mexico with Gen. Pershing, and which dispatched a mugger in Seattle. It will pass to me at some point, because my sisters are pansies. It is a beautiful piece of hardware.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 20, 2018 07:03 PM (7UW64)
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Guns with stories are the best. I have a beautiful 1950 vintage Tula Armory SKS. It has 5 X's punched in the stock, and the Cyrillic serial augmented with a Latin-alphabet serial, done by hand. Some nasty little Korean bastard got five Americans with that thing, and then some marine gave him his comeuppance.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 20, 2018 07:07 PM (UiRxW)

634 My dad has his dad's Colt, which he carried around Mexico with Gen. Pershing, and which dispatched a mugger in Seattle. It will pass to me at some point, because my sisters are pansies. It is a beautiful piece of hardware.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 20, 2018 07:03 PM (7UW64)


Wow! It would be good to get some sort of authentica tin on some of those details, if possible. I imagine it could affect collector value.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 20, 2018 07:07 PM (5jVnA)

635 you know the left ruins everything. when I was a kid, would read the paper front to back every day, except the sports section because who cares. the comics used to be funny.

picked one up not too long ago, worthless. lots of untalented people who would not be good writing funny comics have decided to turn the comic section into a editorial cartoon section for the talentless.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 20, 2018 07:07 PM (MTjB1)

636 It has been raining hard in Houston TX for several days now. It has rained quite a bit, my yard is soggy. It can stop for a couple of weeks and that would be groovy.The last radar loop I looked at showed a line of red/purple blobs heading right over my house in Glorious Copperfield.
I am at home, about to pour a glass of hand crafted whiskey; cheers y'all.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at June 20, 2018 07:07 PM (r+mGZ)

637 #626 - Thats ok, I have family in Iowa and never talk to them ...

Posted by: satrose at June 20, 2018 07:07 PM (nycWw)

638 So I watched the trailer for the new Magnum, P.I.

Ehh. It could be worse. It's slicker looking, obviously. Looks like the remake of Hawaii Five-0.

I haven't watched that one either except for a clip or two maybe. Same look though.

I wasn't a huge fan of the original Magnum largely because I was a teenager and wasn't around much when it originally aired. Still though I've seen plenty of episodes and it is a classic show. The humor balanced with some pretty dark material occasionally worked really well. The episodes with Ivan and when they go back to Vietnam are extraordinarily well done, very dark, and they stay with you after you watch them.

I preferred Magnum's television ancestor Jim Rockford. Magnum was essentially The Rockford Files in Hawaii.

Selleck even did a couple of Rockford episodes where he played a goody two shoes private dick named Lance White. They're memorable because they're hilarious.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 20, 2018 07:07 PM (4ErVI)

639 Love Bloom County. Berk Breathed did a comic at Ut called "Academia Walz" - funny shit.
Posted by: satrose at June 20, 2018 07:04 PM (nycWw)

Was there during that. Rabies Vac Steve I am sure now he would have been hung in front of the Union for Crimes against the system after spending 2 years in the Reeducation Dept.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 20, 2018 07:07 PM (JFO2v)

640 Hi, Horde.

Just got back from cemetery putting new flowers on my son's grave. Kind of puts things in perspective for me. (Unfortunately.)

Posted by: olddog in mo at June 20, 2018 07:07 PM (Dhht7)

641 hi y5! welcome back. hadn't seen you here in a bit. (still haven't irl. you should have been here last Friday.)

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 20, 2018 07:07 PM (6FqZa)

642 Started watching Fauda on Netflix. About Israeli undercover agents working in Gaza. Really good. Using unknown actors who look like real people adds a lot to credibility

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 20, 2018 07:05 PM (n+6mJ)


It's an excellent series. The second season is as good as the first.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 20, 2018 07:07 PM (xlCXC)

643 Love the show. This season has been very good so far.



Very happy that it's been picked up by Amazon.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 20, 2018 07:00 PM (JxMDl)
------------------------Yeah, the only decision Bezos has made that I agree with.Season one is still by far my favorite, maybe because I like detective stuff and the first season had a great noir feel to it. It also showed a lot of the common culture of people who never stepped foot on a planet which was pretty neat. Plus Miller was way more interesting than Holden.

Posted by: JC at June 20, 2018 07:07 PM (mJXUS)

644 I think the distance was seven yards IIRC.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 20, 2018 07:07 PM (md3fh)

645 congrats to all the horde who are getting clean!

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 20, 2018 07:08 PM (hMwEB)

646 Daily moment of SMR Zen.

https://youtu.be/i7VnE-QshfA

Givi.....they broke the mold when they made him.
* pours vodka out for homie *

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 20, 2018 07:08 PM (fA1SL)

647 Nood Soy Wars. Although that might sell some tickets.

Posted by: Old Blue at June 20, 2018 07:08 PM (gEvQ8)

648 582 Little known fact ...



... according to the New England Journal of Medicine - masturbation
at least three times a week reduces the chance of heart attack by 9% in
men and 7% in women.



Look it up.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 20, 2018 07:02 PM (fiGNd)


Only if there's no pictures.

also, and i mean this...do NOT look for jockstraps on Amazon. theres shit you'll never forget.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 20, 2018 07:08 PM (2CQCl)

649 Russia is running out of beer. A lot of crazy stuff happened while I was working.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 20, 2018 07:08 PM (xMnHK)

650 Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. In Heaven. Since Fenelon morted me. at June 20, 2018 07:03 PM (dEQP3)

Not you. never you, I was just glad about whatever spirits you have around you. :^) You just have to cross your fingers when I call you "dear".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2018 07:08 PM (O5K3f)

651

Oh, there is comedy on tonight and soon. Trump rally. Makes me laugh every time.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 20, 2018 07:08 PM (fceHP)

652 #636 - Could you for once just send the damn rain over to San Antonio??? Just once??? Geez, what is it you Hooooutonites?

Posted by: satrose at June 20, 2018 07:08 PM (nycWw)

653 My fav Far Side?

"Oh, Ginger, you look lovely, and may I say, whatever you rolled in sure does stink."

Rusty was often my hero.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 20, 2018 07:08 PM (7UW64)

654 The Denver area. Whereabouts are you?
Posted by: right wing yankee at June




westminster




drink water.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 20, 2018 07:08 PM (MTjB1)

655 636 It has been raining hard in Houston TX for several days now. It has rained quite a bit, my yard is soggy. It can stop for a couple of weeks and that would be groovy.The last radar loop I looked at showed a line of red/purple blobs heading right over my house in Glorious Copperfield.
I am at home, about to pour a glass of hand crafted whiskey; cheers y'all.
Posted by: Bonecrusher at June 20, 2018 07:07 PM (r+mGZ)

Is is pissing down about a mile from the space shuttle.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 20, 2018 07:08 PM (JFO2v)

656 596 So if I masturbate every hour on the hour I will become immortal? Hmm, it would be a lot of work, but might be worth it.
Posted by: Ruthless at June 20, 2018 07:03 PM (md3fh)

Every teenage boy I've ever met thinks he is immortal. Now I know why.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 20, 2018 07:06 PM (7UW64)

I don't know about immortality but you will have impressively hairy palms.

I saw a movie many years ago called "Can I do it until I need glasses? "

Posted by: Northernlurker lighter less filing at June 20, 2018 07:08 PM (eAMlh)

657 I was awake for the stent and the whole thing was televised so I could watch.

But yea, the doc told me that 10 - 15 years ago it would have been full open heart surgery which would have been no bueno. I was back on the water in 2 days.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2018 07:07 PM (/tuJf)
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Dude, you sound exactly like my old man. He complained when I talked to him after, was that the room wasn't configured such that he could watch the surgery on the monitor.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 20, 2018 07:09 PM (UiRxW)

658 626 I propose the Great Alaska MoMe. Anybody up for it? I've floated the suggestion in the past, but still no takers.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 20, 2018 07:04 PM (7UW64)

Whereabouts? It's kind of a big place.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 20, 2018 07:09 PM (5jVnA)

659 I don't think I've ever had pecan pie but my mom used to make awesome butter tarts which had pecans. Is it pe-cans or pe-kahns?
Posted by: Northernlurker lighter less filing at June 20, 2018 07:06 PM (eAMlh)


Pelicans.

Also, you really should try pecan pie. It's pretty good! I can only eat about five or six pieces at one meal though, it's overwhelmingly sweet.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 20, 2018 07:09 PM (fZuhk)

660 578
563 My favorite Far Side cartoon: A clown is in a gun shop holding a big
revolver. A thought balloon reads: "Laugh at me will they!"

Posted by: Ruthless at June 20, 2018 07:00 PM (md3fh)



My favorite was the dog setting the trap for the cat in the dryer, with signs for "fud".
Don't remember if it's Far Side, but: two unicorns looking at the ark sailing away in the background. One says, "Damn. Was that today?"

Posted by: itsacookbook at June 20, 2018 07:09 PM (yPxXc)

661 Posted by: Northernlurker lighter less filing at June 20, 2018 07:01 PM (eAMlh)

Mmmm Tim Horton's!

That's why they make a drive-thru.

Posted by: Ann at June 20, 2018 07:09 PM (e59uY)

662 653 My fav Far Side?

"Oh, Ginger, you look lovely, and may I say, whatever you rolled in sure does stink."

Rusty was often my hero.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 20, 2018 07:08 PM (7UW64)

Doreen breezes thru Equine Vet School
Broke leg shoot horse
Splayed hoof shoot horse
Sore throat...

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 20, 2018 07:10 PM (JFO2v)

663 hey any recs on a router/modem to buy instead of renting?

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 20, 2018 07:10 PM (hMwEB)

664 #626 - Thats ok, I have family in Iowa and never talk to them ...
Posted by: satrose at June 20, 2018 07:07 PM (nycWw)

right ? I mean, why ? They are there, I am here, what's the big deal ?

Posted by: runner at June 20, 2018 07:10 PM (bUjCl)

665 Getting to all6

Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2018 07:10 PM (pHfeF)

666 649. Pfft! Pivo, like other children's beverages, is not kept in true Slav establishment.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 20, 2018 07:10 PM (fA1SL)

667 I've just said it out loud a couple of times, and apparently the proper pronunciation is puh-khan.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 20, 2018 07:10 PM (VgKNm)

668 #639 - Do you remember the strip where the blonde sorority girl told Kizzy the Jewish girl to put bandaids on her nipples, since she was going braless?.... Still one of my favorite strips. Knew a lot of snot sorority chicks in my day...

Posted by: satrose at June 20, 2018 07:11 PM (nycWw)

669 Also greasy with a Z, and far and tire rhyme.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 20, 2018 07:11 PM (VgKNm)

670 Tea cup poodles and falconers
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 20, 2018 07:02 PM (JFO2v)

There's a video out there of falconers hunting in a field adjacent to a busy road with large trucks. It was not a good combination

Can only hope it was fake because I don't want to believe someone who cared about their bird would ever do something that stupid.

Posted by: Sjg at June 20, 2018 07:11 PM (gDSJf)

671 ''Oh, there is comedy on tonight and soon. Trump rally. Makes me laugh every time.''

Can't wait to hear what he says tonight.

Posted by: Tuna at June 20, 2018 07:11 PM (jm1YL)

672 That was close.

Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2018 07:11 PM (pHfeF)

673 Want a detective show that's not like that, Watch Shetland (it was on Netflix but if you're boycotting that you can get it via a Brit channel on Amazon i think).

It's based in the isles north of Scotland, one of the best moody detective shows I've ever seen, and the protagonist is a straight shooting normal single father (widowed) with a teen daughter.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 20, 2018 06:35 PM (+dsLj)


The original Wallander is good too. Swedish, 2005

Just the very end is painful.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 20, 2018 07:12 PM (fceHP)

674 Speaking of MoMes, we really need to set up a Georgia-Lina MoMe. Say, in Columbia or Charleston.
Posted by: Bert G at June 20, 2018 06:59 PM (yzxic)

.....

Just got back from Hilton Head.

It wasn't a chill-out thread, it was a chill-out week.

I ashamedly admit I didn't even look at AoS all week (sorry Ace). Waves, dolphins, golf, low-country boils, frozen drinks on the beach, boogie-boarding, reading (books, with actual pages), fishing for redfish and flounder, bocce ball with the kids, frisbee, football.....life ought to be like that forever.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 20, 2018 07:12 PM (UOcKN)

675 529 If the 'ettes would play a little slap and tickle that would relax me. And make me cheery!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 20, 2018 06:55 PM (2CQCl)

You show us yours first.

Posted by: ALH at June 20, 2018 07:12 PM (XOAlA)

676 Bumped...bcz...


Here is a cute story to help you chill out. A local veteran's cemetery in Mass. was having problems with the little flags disappearing from the graves of the dead vets. They figured it was vandals, so they got the police involved. Turned out, it was a groundhog using the flags to line its burrow. Damn rodents got no respect for the Stars and Stripes, I tell ya....
Posted by: Pave Low John at June 20, 2018 06:43 PM (+KIcz)

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 07:12 PM (mNJBC)

677 Hi, Horde.

Just got back from cemetery putting new flowers on my son's grave. Kind of puts things in perspective for me. (Unfortunately.)
Posted by: olddog in mo at June 20, 2018 07:07 PM (Dhht7)

Indeed. Whatever I have to endure, I try to remember that I am blessed. May you find comfort and peace in your memories of your son.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 20, 2018 07:13 PM (5jVnA)

678 663 hey any recs on a router/modem to buy instead of renting?
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 20, 2018 07:10 PM (hMwEB)

u can get netgear nighthawk for about 80 bucks

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 20, 2018 07:13 PM (JFO2v)

679 when can we start talking shit again?

asking for a friend.

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 20, 2018 07:13 PM (aLkGV)

680
Wow! It would be good to get some sort of authentica tin on some of those details, if possible. I imagine it could affect collector value.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 20, 2018 07:07 PM (5jVnA)

I imagine I could request the police report, but that would be from the 1970's, so maybe not so easy. But his military records including muster rolls are available online, which is a hoot. He often got busted to bread and water for drinking on guard duty. He didn't get in trouble in action, however, and was highly decorated in WWI. He never talked about any of it, however, and we didn't know the whole mess until we researched it.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 20, 2018 07:13 PM (7UW64)

681 drink water.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 20, 2018 07:08 PM (MTjB1)
Oh, yes. Very much so. Between the altitude, the dryness, and being sick with a cold for the last week, I'm about to set an alarm on my phone for every half hour, named, "Drink some H2O, you idiot!"

Posted by: right wing yankee at June 20, 2018 07:13 PM (zlzYb)

682 >>Dude, you sound exactly like my old man. He complained when I talked to him after, was that the room wasn't configured such that he could watch the surgery on the monitor.

I think things like this are always easier on the person they are happening to than family and friends. I never really felt in any danger cause I knew how I felt but I can understand why others were kind of worried.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2018 07:13 PM (/tuJf)

683 Thanks Ace! I wish more bloggers would do this. Insty does in the eve, but just as an open thread. Hope everyone is doing alright

Posted by: ATCGuy at June 20, 2018 07:13 PM (LbjGj)

684 #644 Thanks!

Posted by: satrose at June 20, 2018 07:13 PM (nycWw)

685 I watched season 1 of Counterpart recently. Though it kept me interested in the beginning, by the end of the season, I was losing patience. It's one of those shows where the main exercise is trying to figure out wtf the rules are in the show's universe.

I just find those thing tedious after a while. Just tell us what the basic rules of the universe are, and then tell us a story in that universe. I especially don't care for the trope of making a big reveal about how the universe works in order to generate some new stories when it's something that should have been visible all along.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 20, 2018 07:14 PM (pvjTE)

686 Nood you all.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 20, 2018 07:14 PM (md3fh)

687 You show us yours first.
Posted by: ALH at June 20, 2018 07:12 PM (XOAlA)

Please don't. The dinner hour approaches.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 20, 2018 07:14 PM (7UW64)

688 No politics thread? Next Ace will throw up a thread about gardening...
..........

I guess I better not mention how I think the Russians are controlling my gophers.

Posted by: wth at June 20, 2018 07:14 PM (HgMAr)

689 You show us yours first.

Posted by: ALH at June 20, 2018 07:12 PM (XOAlA)

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i would, but then everyone would be complaining that the margins were blown out.


Posted by: redc1c4 at June 20, 2018 07:14 PM (aLkGV)

690 Nood - Soy Wars rumors.

Think you can be mean there, if you really need to.

Posted by: Parker at June 20, 2018 07:14 PM (MFwf8)

691 regarding chilling out ... I like watching the homesteaders that develop their little you0tube channels ... I guess they can make some bucks ... but I like their adventurism. But they try too hard at the "off grid" thingy.

sure that is nice, but just "get outa town" and grow some things, maybe some solar power but mostly have your own space. Cities are too stacked and oppressive ... but stacked and oppressive is how Dem/commies win elections and control minds.

free your mind ... get out ... control your space ... fun, relaxing ... from that bastion of strength, fight the internet "save liberty" wars against the commies.

Posted by: illiniwek at June 20, 2018 07:15 PM (bT8Z4)

692 I go to the doctor tomorrow for my quarterly beating.

Loose Weight

Exercise

No Red Meat

No Salt

No Sugar

I need some reason to live, Doc.

Posted by: ALH at June 20, 2018 07:15 PM (XOAlA)

693 Moving to Tampa next week. Can't say I'll miss the Charlotte area of N.C....too many New Yawkers and Joiseyites assing the place up. Just sorted and matched about 7 years worth of socks. Amazing how they reproduce when I'm not watching.

Posted by: doomed at June 20, 2018 07:15 PM (UW4Uc)

694 "I need some reason to live, Doc. "

Masturbating three times a week?

Posted by: Parker at June 20, 2018 07:15 PM (MFwf8)

695 My favorite Far Side? Witchdoctor waiting rooms. There's a guy reading the paper like it's nothing, only he has an alligator clamped onto his foot.

Posted by: right wing yankee at June 20, 2018 07:16 PM (zlzYb)

696 #664 - What is there to say to a cousin who is 25 years older than me that I have seen twice in my life?

Posted by: satrose at June 20, 2018 07:16 PM (nycWw)

697 I've had good luck with netgear for about two years and then they all start failing. Same with most every other brand, too, so I stick with netgear mostly.

I did get an Asus router that was really easy to flash and put ddwrt on and it quickly became my new favorite. Time will tell, though.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 20, 2018 07:16 PM (VgKNm)

698 Every now and then life steps up and slaps you across the face and reminds you that there are things more important than politics. I still follow them closely cause they interest me but I've got more important things to worry about.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2018 06:04 PM (/tuJf)


yep, words to live by

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 20, 2018 07:16 PM (fceHP)

699 Good on you, chavez, no easy task! Wishing you continued success.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 20, 2018 07:17 PM (nWc4E)

700 Hi, Horde.

Just got back from cemetery putting new flowers on my son's grave. Kind of puts things in perspective for me. (Unfortunately.)
Posted by: olddog in mo at June 20, 2018 07:07 PM (Dhht7)


{{{hugs}}}

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 07:17 PM (mNJBC)

701 Just sorted and matched about 7 years worth of socks. Amazing how they reproduce when I'm not watching.


Posted by: doomed at June 20, 2018 07:15 PM (UW4Uc)
That was me a couple weeks ago. I wear the same dozen pairs of socks, yet I had at least a couple hundred floating around. Where they all came from, I dunno.

Posted by: right wing yankee at June 20, 2018 07:17 PM (zlzYb)

702 >>Moving to Tampa next week. Can't say I'll miss the Charlotte area of N.C....too many New Yawkers and Joiseyites assing the place up.

I spent 4 year working in Tampa. I've got some bad news for you if you are running from New York/Jersey types.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2018 07:17 PM (/tuJf)

703 Bonecrusher. Yikes! Live just down the road from you. But am in uk. How much rain?

Posted by: enzo at June 20, 2018 07:18 PM (L7QLc)

704 Jack,

Yeah, but I hear they tend to be seasonal. Was I lied to?

Posted by: doomed at June 20, 2018 07:18 PM (UW4Uc)

705 What if we don't want to go?

Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2018 07:19 PM (pHfeF)

706 #703 - A whole shitton. But McAllen and Port A got even worse I believe.

Posted by: satrose at June 20, 2018 07:19 PM (nycWw)

707 I guess I will mosey upstairs

Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2018 07:21 PM (pHfeF)

708 Could have taken this to 1K

Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2018 07:21 PM (pHfeF)

709 >>Yeah, but I hear they tend to be seasonal. Was I lied to?

It's really not that bad. I enjoyed Tampa quite a bit.

But it was funny when I was there that it was much harder to get tickets to the Yankees spring training games than to the Devil Rays regular season games. I think on the whole more of the transplants tend to come from the midwest while east coaster tend to go to the Miami, Ft Lauderdale area.

If I was going to move to FL the Tampa area would definitely be at the top of the list. Fun place with lots to do.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2018 07:23 PM (/tuJf)

710 Speaking of MoMes, we really need to set up a Georgia-Lina MoMe. Say, in Columbia or Charleston.
Posted by: Bert G at June 20, 2018 06:59 PM (yzxic)


I vote Savannah so we can have drinks with Jane D'Oh. Also Savannah is gorgeous.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. In Heaven. Since Fenelon morted me. at June 20, 2018 07:03 PM (dEQP3)
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This is a delightful idea, and no way would it end up in a jail cell.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 20, 2018 07:06 PM (JxMDl)


Hahaha. That is hilarious.
You all definitely should make that happen.
The guys will bail ya out.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 07:24 PM (mNJBC)

711 I recently moved from Connecticut to Colorado (hence why I haven't even made my usual Book Thread appearance lately; I've been running around like a chicken with no head trying to get things done). No job yet, but I have a roof over my head and food to eat while I'm looking.


Posted by: right wing yankee at June 20, 2018 06:48 PM (zlzYb)

Five years ago this August, we moved from Connecticut back to our home state of Missouri. I don't regret one second. Ok, there's the MIL who can be a PITA but other than that....saved tons o'money.

Posted by: Tami at June 20, 2018 07:25 PM (Enq6K)

712 Kid 1: I wish I had a moon to play with.

Me: Go outside. It's coming out.

Kid 1: No, like, it needs to be closer.

Kid 2: We need a giantest ladder ever!

Kid 1: let's go draw a picture so Mommy knows what it looks like and then she can buy it on Amazon.

Kid 2: it needs to be pink!

Kid 1: moon ladders aren't pink! They're white, like the moon!

... and they are still trying to draw a picture of a ladder, but have agreed it should be rainbow colored...

Posted by: NadineCharmichael at June 20, 2018 07:27 PM (SVmEh)

713 "Are you coming to my graduation?" (I don't know why he thought I wouldn't) and I said "I wouldn't miss it!! and he said "Thank so so much!"



Awww Fen, that is so sweet. Congrats to you and your son.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 07:28 PM (mNJBC)

714 I'm ripping about a terabyte of music into my pooter. Erosion is a slow...steady...process.

Posted by: Corona at June 20, 2018 07:29 PM (MceDl)

715 Satrose. Am in houston....we needed the rain. Just don't need the lawn to be three quarter cat high when I get home. Deere may not cope.

Posted by: enzo at June 20, 2018 07:30 PM (L7QLc)

716 satrose @ 628- AofS shootout! Mrs. E placed kinda high in that one with a KelTec PMR30. She is da bomb.

Posted by: Eromero at June 20, 2018 07:31 PM (zLDYs)

717 Howdy, Horde!!

On permanent vacation (retired), so life is always wunnerful.

My current pastime is searching out and capturing the titles of books that were reviewed in the old Common Reader catalogue - how I miss it! If only James Mustich would launch a monthly review magazine, every reading person in America would subscribe.

I hope you have a wonderful evening!

Posted by: Trubble at June 20, 2018 07:32 PM (N1XDG)

718 I'm quite stoned and bringing the hurt to the weeds in my yard. So sweaty....

Posted by: Model_1066 at June 20, 2018 07:32 PM (FYqfs)

719 Could you for once just send the damn rain over to San Antonio??? Just once??? Geez, what is it you Hooooutonites?
Posted by: satrose
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I know, right

Posted by: lin-duh in Austin at June 20, 2018 07:33 PM (kufk0)

720 Tomorrow is day 7 for me. I can't believe how much better I sleep, and the gut wrenching fear I woke up w/at 3:00 a.m. EVERY damn morning has largely left me.
I say The Lords prayer every time I have a drinking thought. I don't even know how many times I've said it so far.
Carry on brother, you're not alone.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 20, 2018 06:36 PM (ty7RM)


Good on you! You and Chavez can help each other along, perhaps. Solidarity. And there's always the Horde. ^.^

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 07:33 PM (mNJBC)

721 Tomorrow night I have to meet with a venue regarding putting on a wrestling show. We just hope the damn ring fits.

Posted by: Colonel32 at June 20, 2018 07:34 PM (33jUQ)

722 Trump has arrived in Minnesota for his rally. I think they showed it in Duluth?

Posted by: Tami at June 20, 2018 07:35 PM (Enq6K)

723 Solidarity. And there's always the Horde. ^.^
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 07:33 PM (mNJBC)


AHAHAHA just not the ONT ffs.

ONT: "HEY GUYS WHAT ARE WE ALL DRINKING TONIGHT?/1!/1/1!"

*me, quietly*: ...tea.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 20, 2018 07:37 PM (fZuhk)

724 I'll let y'all in on a wee secret....the horde does not really drink as much alcohol as is made out. Hell, a lot of us don't drink any alcohol at all.

Posted by: lin-duh in Austin at June 20, 2018 07:39 PM (kufk0)

725 Just finished "Two Kinds of Truth" By Michael Connelly. Really good.
Just started "The Rooster Bar" by John Grisham. Good so far.

Posted by: wth at June 20, 2018 06:06 PM (HgMAr)


Very late to the party, but I just got a copy of Two Kinds and glad to know it's good.
Violated my no TV rule and started watching "Bosch" on Amazon, pretty well done, but the guy doesn't look like Bosch to me!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 20, 2018 07:47 PM (n9EOP)

726 I'm 67 and my wife just adopted a 1-year old Corgi puppy. Sweet, but need housebreaking, training, etc. So, I am tuning out of news.

The puppy may outlive me.

Posted by: Little Head at June 20, 2018 07:53 PM (/1AIY)

727 Posted by: NadineCharmichael at June 20, 2018 07:27 PM (SVmEh)


Thanks for sharing that story...kids are the best. You are probably gone but I was sorta wondering if one was a boy and one was a girl bcz of the pink ladder.

They sound adorable. It was nice not to break it to them that there is not a ladder that will reach the moon...not even on Amazon.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 07:54 PM (mNJBC)

728 Right, Lin-duh. I go into a bar, pay $6 for a beer and only drink half of it. Times have changed for me.

Posted by: Little Head at June 20, 2018 07:54 PM (/1AIY)

729 Posted by: right wing yankee at June 20, 2018 07:13 PM (zlzYb)

I find the most useful apps on my iphone are the clock timer and alarm functions.

That and the FindABailBondsman aoo.

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 20, 2018 07:56 PM (n9EOP)

730 Just picked up the Odyssey 2007 van my insurance agent/body shop told me was "totaled'..... would take $8700. to "FIX" .Got the side airbags replaced , damage fixed for just over $350. !!! It pays to know good guys ~

Brownies going to those guys tomorrow !

Posted by: bls46 at June 20, 2018 07:58 PM (WbdMc)

731 Not that it means shit to anybody, but I am two months clean and sober.
-Chavez the Hugo

Well done, hang in there, it gets better. And not in the gay way.

Posted by: motionview at June 20, 2018 07:59 PM (pYQR/)

732 It seems that Ace went to Alaska as a 98 pound weakling. He came back a husky fucker.

Posted by: CMU VET at June 20, 2018 08:01 PM (C+wjz)

733 Jinx, Hope you enjoy your trip to Fort Rucker. Our niece and her husband were just transferred there a month or so ago.

Posted by: Mrs. JTB at June 20, 2018 08:03 PM (V+03K)

734 Tuesdays gone with the wind

Posted by: Lynyrd at June 20, 2018 08:32 PM (czZUb)

735

Mildly pissed today, I went over to the shop to grab the Toy there is a small green puddle under the front of the engine.
Appears to be a bad water pump. Wanted to show it this weekend, I WILL if I can find a pump for it.

Posted by: irongrampa at June 20, 2018 08:44 PM (S/hVx)

736 Bumped from the 100s...



Anybody watching soccer?

I don't watch soccer. If I wanted to watch somebody struggle to score for 90 minutes, I'd take my friends out to the bar.
Posted by: Valiant at June 20, 2018 06:13 PM (3MiF

Hahahahaha

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 08:51 PM (mNJBC)

737 Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 07:12 PM (mNJBC)
Needs more Carl Spackler and cowbell, of course

Posted by: micky at June 20, 2018 09:07 PM (dF9Lb)

738 I go on vacation this Saturday ! So looking forward to it

Posted by: Noah Bawdy at June 20, 2018 09:15 PM (K4qvO)

739 16 it's been getting to me the past couple of weeks.

Me too Ace. Seems like everywhere I look there's nothing fun anymore. Thanks for the thread

Posted by: Noah Bawdy at June 20, 2018 09:16 PM (K4qvO)

740 I successfully made homemade ice cream yesterday and people said it was good!

Posted by: CCO at June 20, 2018 09:28 PM (D8y7b)

741 I rode a Suzuki hayabusa for the first time today...it belongs to a friend. Never needed to get out of second gear. Fast. Stupid fast.

Posted by: Model_1066 at June 20, 2018 09:57 PM (7j/fW)

742 Sorry about that. My chores kept me from staying on the thread. I'll look up Old Tony, thanks.

As for parts... I don't know yet. I suspect there will be a lot of eBay, some Home Depot and some local metal shop sourcing. My partner in this endeavor can weld, which should help keep costs down.

Small routers are easy. Routers big enough for plywood and good accuracy are not cheap.

Posted by: Semper Why at June 20, 2018 10:07 PM (WjuiC)

The US Department of Antifa: One of the "Activists" That Stalked and Harassed DHS Secretary Kristjen Nielsen Is... a Department of Justice Employee

We are coming to the point of actual violence.

She's also a socialist.

One of the activists who chased Homeland Security Kirstjen Nielsen out of a Mexican restaurant Tuesday night over the Trump administration's immigration policies is an employee of the Department of Justice, The Daily Caller News Foundation has confirmed.

Members of the Washington, D.C., chapter of the Democratic Socialists of America crashed Nielsenís meal with a demonstration full of chants and other outbursts.

One of those participants, Allison Hrabar, actually works for the Trump administration -- as a paralegal in the DOJ...

An employee within the Trump administration initially tipped TheDCNF off about Hrabar's presence at the protest.

The Washington Examiner spoke with Hrabar Wednesday and she defended her behavior as off government time and a use of her First Amendment rights.

"If you see these people in public, you should remind them that they shouldnít have peace," she told The Examiner. "We aren't the only ones who can do this. Anyone who sees Kirstjen Nielsen at dinner, anyone who sees anyone who works at DHS and ICE at dinner can confront them like this, and thatís what we hope this will inspire people to do."

Despite Hrabar's claims of keeping her personal politics outside of her time as an employee of the federal government, a look at her Twitter account, @allisongeroi, features tweets during the workday openly celebrating her behavior Tuesday night.

No, you're not, in fact, the only people who can do this. You should keep that in mind yourself, if you socialists also want "peace" in your lives.

When the social compact is torn up, it's torn up for one and all.

Erick Erickson's I'm-Safe-For-CNN claim that there is no Deep State is looking even weaker than when he first farted it out.

Of course, this notion of a single grand conspiracy is overblown, but it leads to counter-arguments, like Erick Erickson's recent tweet about the FBI inspector general's report:


There is no coup. There is no sinister deep state. There is no dark conspiratorial force. Itís incompetence, idiocy, bureaucratic self-aggrandizement, and partisan hackery all the way down.

Since there are no risible meetings of a Secret Cabal, it follows (for people like Erickson) that there's no Deep State at all. This is a fallacy that is so widespread it's endemic, part of the popular wisdom: a complicated system has to have a Boss, someone to wave the baton and a bureaucracy to follow the Boss's orders, or it won't work at all.


But this is a fallacy. There are plenty of systems we look at every day that have no boss: there is no tree sprite telling each tree how to grow, no homunculus in our head tripping switches and turning knobs with wild abandon trying to keep our bodies working. Instead, there are complicated feedbacks that respond to changing conditions more or less automatically.

Per Erickson's illogic, there must also be no Liberal Media, as there is no firm hierarchy of Generals of Liberal Bias giving orders to their lesser officers of Liberal Bias.

But who knows, given his frequent flattery of CNN, maybe he doesn't think there's such a thing as liberal bias any longer -- at least not at would-be employer CNN.

PS: #MuhPrinciples.


Sean's mentions of other progressive agitations towards open blood-in-the-streets civil war include Antifa doxxing ICE agents, in case any radicals want to look them up, and former Gawker employee turned HuffPo employee Ashley Feinberg spreading the doxxing information about Stephen Miller's cellphone number:



That, of course, comes on the heels of HuffPo doxxing Twitter agitator @AmyMek a couple of weeks ago -- and then crying when people threatened to dox them in turn.

And cable news is of course calling everyone that disagrees with them Nazis, and you know, of course, that progressives declared that it's okay to physically brutalize anyone any progressive anywhere has declared to be a Nazi.

See Instapundit's post for more, including CNN's Ana Navaro's apparent endorsement of the stalking of public figures.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 05:32 PM




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1 smells better in here

Posted by: Juan Williams Is Too Uncoordinated to Sip Penis at June 20, 2018 05:33 PM (dkHoZ)

2 This seems to be a very centrist post.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 20, 2018 05:33 PM (+dsLj)

3 I guess this is how the center holds.

Posted by: trev006 at June 20, 2018 05:33 PM (xNAOj)

4 The center cannot hold...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 20, 2018 05:34 PM (4fOMF)

5 Cleaning and oiling up everything. It is coming and it is coming sooner than we think. The left wants us dead. Prepare accordingly.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 20, 2018 05:34 PM (pw+jk)

6 Absolute insanity.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 20, 2018 05:34 PM (ycWCI)

7 Hey Ace...

Remember the Army Cadet that just was kicked out?


Socialist, or communist?


Fuckers are inside the wall.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 20, 2018 05:34 PM (EyPfd)

8 Done.

And done.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 20, 2018 05:35 PM (4fOMF)

9 I'm starting to think it's time to outlaw Twitter whereas only Trump can use it. It's really magnified the insanity and even worse it gives too much power to the mob of deranged psychopaths who take to it like piranhas and make their numbers larger than it really is.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 20, 2018 05:35 PM (+dsLj)

10 All these SJW guerilla tactics do is solidify the anti-left base and alienate the squishy middlers.
They like to be part of the Kewl Kid Klub, but criminality is a bridge too far for normies.

Posted by: kallisto at June 20, 2018 05:35 PM (Iz8Py)

11 The Great Leftprog Meltdown continues apace.

Posted by: filbert at June 20, 2018 05:36 PM (953wK)

12 The latest death threat, against GOP Rep's kids...
https://twitter.com/PrisonPlanet/status/
1009490050852315136

Posted by: andycanuck at June 20, 2018 05:36 PM (Evws/)

13
She is not the only one that can do it, in fact I bet a twitter hash of #FindAllisonHrabar and suggesting a meal interruption might be a little reminder.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 20, 2018 05:36 PM (r+sAi)

14 I think it's time to start praying for the biblical plague that will remove, um I mean PERMANENTLY SPIRITUALLY HEAL these misguided communist miscreants.

Posted by: kallisto at June 20, 2018 05:36 PM (Iz8Py)

15 9 I'm starting to think it's time to outlaw Twitter whereas only Trump can use it. It's really magnified the insanity and even worse it gives too much power to the mob of deranged psychopaths who take to it like piranhas and make their numbers larger than it really is.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 20, 2018 05:35 PM (+dsLj)

I disagree, the curtailing of certain kinds of speech is one of the ways we have gotten to where we are. That and human stupidity, ymmv.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 20, 2018 05:36 PM (ycWCI)

16 Let me guess: She's still employed by the DoJ.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2018 05:36 PM (ptqGC)

17 Antifa is an international terror group with a domestic arm. They ought to be declared as such and then treated as applicable.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2018 05:37 PM (I2dne)

18 Some site, maybe WZ, said that his plan was to forego the front line troops of the left and go to the media. Local, regional, and national as they are the real agitators and shit stirrers of all of the hate on the low IQ left.

I approve of this plan as it has been mine for over 10 years.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 20, 2018 05:37 PM (pw+jk)

19 Why hasn't Sessions fired her?

Posted by: IC at June 20, 2018 05:37 PM (a0IVu)

20 Before the usual suspects show up insisting that Trump cucked out with his executive order? First, fuck you. Secondly, the order asked for Nielsen to keep families together- to the extent legally possible. Zero tolerance for illegals is still in effect.

I'm mildly annoyed the President gave this any credence at all, but with parts of his own part cucking- and in the face of terrorist agitation from the Dems, including corporate America and his own DoJ- I'm just surprised he hasn't surrendered entirely. It takes brass ones to have even gotten as far as he did.

Posted by: trev006 at June 20, 2018 05:37 PM (xNAOj)

21 It's starting to become obvious that leftard women are so angry because ugly and conservative women are calm because good looking.

Posted by: csmats at June 20, 2018 05:37 PM (X5VFN)

22 So, how did they know to flashmob Neilsen at dinner?

Leak?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 20, 2018 05:37 PM (oVJmc)

23 Ace, you must have missed Juan Williams defending Peter Fonda's "poorly worded" tweets.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2018 05:37 PM (ptqGC)

24
I don't care if peter fonda apologized; I'm still gonna smash his face if I ever see him.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 20, 2018 05:38 PM (9Exb6)

25 The Keebler Oaf will be all over this like icing on a butter cookie.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 20, 2018 05:38 PM (r9UYA)

26 How bout the Twitter feed today. Obama adm.. Gave stand down order during Russia cyber attack.
Commenter on GP had it linked.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 20, 2018 05:38 PM (89T5c)

27 I could pretty easily pick out the Deep State members just by their last name alone.

Just sayin, not surprised.

Posted by: Yvone at June 20, 2018 05:38 PM (fWdPl)

28 So, this Ashley Fineberg broad is a journalist and her Twitter picture is of her wearing what appears to be a giant balloon headdress.

I long for a time when journalists worse suits and spoke Flint English when lying directly to my face.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2018 05:38 PM (I2dne)

29 It is really getting nasty. I hope the SS is all over these potentially murderous cucks. Warnings is not good enough -- should be PMITA hard time in a SuperMax.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 20, 2018 05:38 PM (md3fh)

30 Erick Erickson was just complaining on the radio how him and his family get violently attacked for his principles. And he has found out who his true friends really are.

This. Fucking. Guy.

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 20, 2018 05:39 PM (09tFn)

31 Ana Navarro has guilt from being descended from slaveholders.

Posted by: OCBill at June 20, 2018 05:39 PM (df+Zi)

32 >>Let me guess: She's still employed by the DoJ.

One of the wonderful things about our civil service. Try to fire someone, see how long it takes no matter what they've done.

Why do you think the bureaucracy fights so hard to protect itself?

Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2018 05:39 PM (/tuJf)

33 Does anyone else remember the response to the Loughner shooting with all the fake blaming of Palin and the Tea Party?

The Lefty campaign at the time instructed us to "Moderate the Rhetoric".

Really. This was a thing for like two months under Bambi.

Posted by: Mega at June 20, 2018 05:39 PM (rv0Fo)

34 There is no coup. There is no sinister deep state. There is no dark conspiratorial force. It’s incompetence, idiocy, bureaucratic self-aggrandizement, and partisan hackery all the way down.
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Erickson does not embrace the power of "and".

Any treachery is either 1) righteous or 2) some exercise of will and vanity.

Posted by: Axeman at June 20, 2018 05:39 PM (vDqXW)

35 This Alison Hrabar bitch needs to be stalked. Let's turn the tables on these people.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 20, 2018 05:39 PM (ujg0T)

36 24
I don't care if peter fonda apologized; I'm still gonna smash his face if I ever see him.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 20, 2018 05:38 PM (9Exb6)

This is the part of the joke where I ask you if you are mad about his recent comment and you say 'He said something recently?'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 20, 2018 05:39 PM (ycWCI)

37 Trump for the Olympic gymnastics team.

This has been a truly quality double backflip with pike.

And as per usual he's hung his supporters like Ace out to dry and left them looking like the Muppets they are.

Posted by: Trump gymnastics at June 20, 2018 05:39 PM (Oq7FU)

38 When I needed security clearance in the 80s to work for a federal contractor, I was interviewed by a Security Officer who literally asked me the old cliche: "Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of the Communist Party. I actually chuckled, but he didn't think that was funny.
I don't know if they still do that, but they should include Socialist as well since it's a synonym for Communist ...

Posted by: ShainS at June 20, 2018 05:39 PM (o9JxP)

39
Isn't Anna Navarro a public figure?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 20, 2018 05:39 PM (r+sAi)

40 Unverified, but very believable.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 20, 2018 05:39 PM (89T5c)

41 It is really getting nasty. I hope the SS is all
over these potentially murderous cucks. Warnings is not good enough --
should be PMITA hard time in a SuperMax.


Posted by: Ruthless at June 20, 2018 05:38 PM (md3fh)

Inspiration for masturbation.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 20, 2018 05:40 PM (iTpm7)

42 You just know there are a few patriots talking about how their turn is going to go down.

Call me.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 20, 2018 05:40 PM (Y9uH4)

43 What's fucked up about fucked up people like Fat Erick who is a generally fucked up fat boy is how they continue to spout leftist talking points in a Post-Trumpian world.

If you don't like the man, fine, but why does that require completely changing your political belief system and literally contradicting yourself because now you make no fucking coherent sense anymore?

Seriously, how much of the population does nevertrumping "conservative" really represent anyway? .000000001%?

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 20, 2018 05:40 PM (+dsLj)

44 Dance music.

https://youtu.be/V5ivQLI3Lyo

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 20, 2018 05:40 PM (fA1SL)

45 She has a highly googlable name.

You can find her number at DOJ easily.

Posted by: blaster at June 20, 2018 05:40 PM (jHrzU)

46 24
I don't care if peter fonda apologized; I'm still gonna smash his face if I ever see him.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 20, 2018 05:38 PM (9Exb6)



Maps To The Homes Of The Stars--is that still a thing?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 20, 2018 05:40 PM (ujg0T)

47 We are coming to the point of actual violence.

Like the IG report and the conclusion of NO BIAS FOUND.

We have seen tons of violence already against the right. It's just no "violence" found.

The guy who was almost killed with a bike lock.
Not to mention the Congress baseball shooting.
Trump supporters all over the nation.
Handing out Trump trinkets.
Pro-life folks.
You name it.

Violence for decades against the right. But, no violence there. They have just gotten away with it.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 20, 2018 05:40 PM (fceHP)

48 Well, Rush said today or maybe it was yesterday, this is getting out of hand and there will be violence. Been thinking the same thing myself for quite some time. They are unhinged and they are dangerous.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 20, 2018 05:40 PM (dUJdY)

49 It's odd that Erickson sees the human brain as just a set of "automatic responses". Very telling.

Posted by: Mega at June 20, 2018 05:41 PM (rv0Fo)

50 Isn't Anna Navarro a public figure?


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 20, 2018 05:39 PM (r+sAi)

That's Ana, h8tr.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 20, 2018 05:41 PM (iTpm7)

51 The Department of Just-Us.

Posted by: Wildcat72 at June 20, 2018 05:41 PM (yiAMj)

52 The Horde will come to find comfort and solice in the fact that the autists of 4chan and 8chan /pol/ are on our side.

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 20, 2018 05:41 PM (09tFn)

53 Hmmm. So you're saying I shouldn't think about stalking Kristjen Nielsen?

Posted by: wth at June 20, 2018 05:41 PM (HgMAr)

54 Someday one of these POSs is going to pull out a weapon. I get the feeling this has all been carefully orchestrated to get a violent response from those being attacked. Crazy. I know. Not.

Posted by: Tuna at June 20, 2018 05:41 PM (jm1YL)

55 She has a highly googlable name.



You can find her number at DOJ easily.

Posted by: blaster at June 20, 2018 05:40 PM (jHrzU)


It would be a shame if it got out.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2018 05:41 PM (ptqGC)

56 Be safe out there, all ...

Posted by: Adriane the Sarcastic Critic ... at June 20, 2018 05:41 PM (AoK0a)

57 Good grief. Erick Erickson's Head looks like it was stolen from a Mardi Gras parade.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 20, 2018 05:41 PM (iHRFg)

Posted by: Kathy Griffin's Brain at June 20, 2018 05:41 PM (rv0Fo)

59 I was surprised when President Trump took office and didn't immediately declare "You're Fired"! to everyone within earshot that day and in the days to follow.

Would have been better to rip that bandaid off quickly and move on, but oh well here we are.

The threat of being punished/fired is about all you can do to the traitors who are already inside the walls of the government, busily trying to tear the whole thing down.

Posted by: Boots at June 20, 2018 05:42 PM (blfUS)

60 Try to fire someone, see how long it takes no matter what they've done.
See this is where I say fire them anyway. Make them hire a lawyer and go to court. This excuse has been used for 50 years, its time for pushback.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 20, 2018 05:42 PM (r+sAi)

61
Why, did peter fonda say something idiotic and vile, recently?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 20, 2018 05:42 PM (9Exb6)

62 Are you now or have you ever been a member of the Democratic Party? A question that needs to be asked of future government job applicants. And result in rejection. Too many years where it was a requirement, so we need to make up for lost time.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 20, 2018 05:42 PM (md3fh)

63 Is it possible that the Antifa-DOJ used her government credentials to get that info? If so isn't that a crime?
Forget about firing her. Charge her!

Posted by: Iblis at June 20, 2018 05:42 PM (9221z)

64 Hook her up with West Point commie

Posted by: NCKate at June 20, 2018 05:42 PM (nU09Z)

65 The Horde will come to find comfort and solice in the fact that the autists of 4chan and 8chan /pol/ are on our side.
Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 20, 2018 05:41 PM (09tFn)


Q sez "Trust The Plan."

Which would be easier if we knew what the fucking "Plan" was!!!

Posted by: filbert at June 20, 2018 05:42 PM (953wK)

66 61
Why, did peter fonda say something idiotic and vile, recently?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 20, 2018 05:42 PM (9Exb6)

*fistbump*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 20, 2018 05:43 PM (ycWCI)

67 This is what happens when you import Mexico and Marxism.

There were something like half a dozen political assasinations in Mexico this year.

They average 4-5 per election cycle.


The US will be an Hispano-Asian shit hole in less than 20 years.

Posted by: Kreplach at June 20, 2018 05:43 PM (UfMVm)

68 BTW, i read the EO, if I understood it correctly, nearly everything in it just reiterates the law, and there's one section where Homeland secretary should file a request in court for an exception to the rule that is causing this stupidity so "families" can remain together.

In other words Trump passed the buck to the courts. Wanna bet how many times they'll happily grant these requests to help Trump out?

LOLZZZZ

And Breitbart needs to stop with the manic #rightfakenews headlines. Assholes.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 20, 2018 05:43 PM (+dsLj)

69 Oh look. Says in her linked in page that she speaks Russian. Every single thing the left accuses the right of is pure fucking projection.

Posted by: resist we much at June 20, 2018 05:43 PM (BkYvb)

70 Someday one of these POSs is going to pull out a
weapon. I get the feeling this has all been carefully orchestrated to
get a violent response from those being attacked. Crazy. I know. Not.

Posted by: Tuna at June 20, 2018 05:41 PM (jm1YL)


The night of PDT's inauguration, some rabid leftist womyn threw red paint on Travis Manion's sister as she was entering a ball. Ruined the dress her mother had loaned her.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2018 05:43 PM (ptqGC)

71 We are coming to the point of actual violence.



Finally!
Because some peeps have needed a "Come to Jesus" meeting for a long time.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2018 05:43 PM (zHhW4)

72 The left really won't stop until they are stopped and that will get very ugly

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 20, 2018 05:43 PM (OLCnA)

73 Says the guy who sold out Redstate to give CNN a blowjob

Posted by: Marcus T at June 20, 2018 05:43 PM (iHRFg)

74 It's going to be interesting to hear Trumps comments at his rally tonight.

Posted by: WisRich at June 20, 2018 05:44 PM (G0vdT)

75 Trump for the Olympic gymnastics team.

This has been a truly quality double backflip with pike.

And as per usual he's hung his supporters like Ace out to dry and left them looking like the Muppets they are.
Posted by: Trump gymnastics at June 20, 2018 05:39 PM (Oq7FU)
++++++++
Your search - site:acecomments.mu.nu "Oq7FU" - did not match any documents.

Also, it is still zero-tolerance and still not a return to catch-and-release. The only was I see it backfiring is when California Judge refuses to modify the order limiting minor child detainment to 21 days. But even then, the EO just says that DHS must make every reasonable effort. I don't see this is a big loss. I also don't see this as that big a win, but we don't seem to have lost anything at first blush.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2018 05:44 PM (I2dne)

76 I, for one, welcome the exposing and taking down of the fraud that is Erick Erickson. Learn to code, bro.

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 20, 2018 05:44 PM (09tFn)

77 I feel like they are over reaching. They sense a momentum that is not there. Their frightening actions will reap no tangible evidence.

Shit is about to get real, real quick.

Posted by: Max Power at June 20, 2018 05:44 PM (q177U)

78 And by "hook her up" you mean to battery cables, right?

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at June 20, 2018 05:44 PM (dkHoZ)

79 The use of Nazi and Hitler is all the rage again.
Goodwin be damned.
Anyone uses those words in an unfriendly way directed at me will be making emergency visits to a dentist.

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commenter at June 20, 2018 05:44 PM (w7KSn)

80 Oh bless her heart. She's about to learn the difference between speech and public disturbance.

Posted by: Brisco_County_Sr at June 20, 2018 05:44 PM (bcleC)

81 Heh. I love the internet.

Allison Hrabar's pre DOJ experience, from her LinkedIn page:

Co-Editor-in-Chief
The Daily Gazette at Swarthmore College
May 2015 -- May 2016

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 20, 2018 05:44 PM (fuK7c)

82 Applying the new rules equally can't happen fast enough. if

Posted by: ShainS at June 20, 2018 05:44 PM (o9JxP)

83 Erick Erickson has a very fatty double chin. Looks like he has been hitting the buffet with his buddy, Kristol.

Posted by: IC at June 20, 2018 05:45 PM (a0IVu)

84 Are you now or have you ever been a member of the Democratic Party? A question that needs to be asked of future government job applicants. And result in rejection. Too many years where it was a requirement, so we need to make up for lost time.
Posted by: Ruthless at June 20, 2018 05:42 PM (md3fh)


"Have you ever voted, campaigned for, or advocated in any way for any Democrat candidate for any office?"

"Have you ever subscribed to the New York Times?"

Remember, you're under penalty of perjury before you answer . . .

Posted by: filbert at June 20, 2018 05:45 PM (953wK)

85 They want a war fine, Carthage delenda est.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 20, 2018 05:45 PM (nF4Bw)

86 Remember when antifa mobbed some guy at one of their riots and he drew his gun to defend himself? And then the government charged *him*?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 20, 2018 05:45 PM (/sY49)

87 Much like Mueller is trying to get Trump to fire him, these people are hoping to provoke a violent reaction.

Posted by: Juan Williams at June 20, 2018 05:45 PM (V+k34)

88 Well isn't she a frumpy looking little thing. I'll bet she'd cry if you told her that.

Posted by: tu3031 at June 20, 2018 05:45 PM (O5Q3r)

89 Does anyone else remember the response to the Loughner shooting with all the fake blaming of Palin and the Tea Party?

The Lefty campaign at the time instructed us to "Moderate the Rhetoric".

Really. This was a thing for like two months under Bambi.


Posted by: Mega at June 20, 2018 05:39 PM (rv0Fo)

-------------

I remember. There was much hand-wringing over the "coarsening of the dialogue." Now, however...TEH DIALOGUES CANNOT BE COARSE ENOUFH!

Posted by: reason at June 20, 2018 05:45 PM (W2YA6)

90 Yes, Allison Hrabar is a millennial, Looks a little like the woman who slept around to get stories for NYT.

https://tinyurl.com/ya86zmqp

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2018 05:45 PM (O5K3f)

91 Oops

/Williams

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 20, 2018 05:45 PM (V+k34)

92 this notion of a single grand conspiracy is overblown

I've long since hated the word strawman, because so many people use the word incorrectly, but STRAWMAN!

Nobody out there is actually arguing there is a shadow president with a shadow cabinet and shadow congressmen that all meet in a shadow hall of congress and vote on what to do next.

The deep state is a whole bunch of people in government positions who are moderate to hard left and let their political beliefs guide their decisions in their professional lives.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 20, 2018 05:46 PM (9qZ3S)

93 She has a highly googlable name.

You can find her number at DOJ easily.
Posted by: blaster


Feckless Gash has an extension? Who knew?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2018 05:46 PM (zHhW4)

94 Trump was our nice way of saying we've had enough. Pinochet will be our not so nice way

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 20, 2018 05:46 PM (OLCnA)

95 And Breitbart needs to stop with the manic #rightfakenews headlines. Assholes.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen


Haven't been there in years. They're pretty much trash now.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 20, 2018 05:46 PM (AM1GF)

96 Too bad Kirstjen Nielsen's security team didn't TASE THE HELL out of those vile scum. Would have been a nice lesson for others contemplating the same.

And Peter Fonda calling for 90 million to march against Trump, lol.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2018 05:46 PM (ptqGC)

97 And Breitbart needs to stop with the manic #rightfakenews headlines. Assholes.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 20, 2018 05:43 PM (+dsLj)

Seriously! They're more reliable than GatewayPundit, but there's a reason I increasingly get my news from this gang of Ewoks. PJMedia has made some truly bizarre commentator decisions, Powerline still employs Mirengoff, and Infogalactic is usually hours behind the news, if not a day behind.

Posted by: trev006 at June 20, 2018 05:46 PM (xNAOj)

98 The use of Nazi and Hitler is all the rage again.
Goodwin be damned.

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commenter at June 20, 2018 05:44 PM (w7KSn)
---
What are you some Nazi-nazi?

Posted by: Axeman at June 20, 2018 05:46 PM (vDqXW)

99 There is no coup. There is no sinister deep state. There is no dark conspiratorial force. It's incompetence, idiocy, bureaucratic self-aggrandizement, and partisan hackery all the way down.

There certainly is a coup attempt. The incompetence, idiocy and partisan hackery are the only saving graces that stopped it from being successful.

Go long on Brazen Bulls.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 20, 2018 05:46 PM (xlCXC)

100 Why hasn't Sessions fired her?"

Whaaaaaaaaaa?

Snort.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 20, 2018 05:46 PM (4fOMF)

101 Yes, Allison Hrabar is a millennial, Looks a little like the
woman [igitrl who slept around to get stories for NYT.

Edited. She's not an adult.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 20, 2018 05:47 PM (V+k34)

102 Harbar would prefer to be working at some lefty NGO.

Let's give her a push.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 20, 2018 05:47 PM (oVJmc)

103 87 Much like Mueller is trying to get Trump to fire him, these people are hoping to provoke a violent reaction."

They deserve to get one, but it needs to be private and completely unconnected to anyone who can be named. A series of Seth Rich like incidents would start to get the message across.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 20, 2018 05:47 PM (k1TUh)

104 >>86
Remember when antifa mobbed some guy at one of their riots and he drew
his gun to defend himself? And then the government charged *him*?

Posted by: 18-1

I think that was in Portland so yeah.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 20, 2018 05:47 PM (r9UYA)

105 These new rules are going to be a blast.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at June 20, 2018 05:47 PM (5jVnA)

106 Bring it. Bet I am better prepared for violence than your average leftard.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 20, 2018 05:47 PM (ovir2)

107 Yikes. HTML fail.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 20, 2018 05:47 PM (V+k34)

108 Hey Ace...

Remember the Army Cadet that just was kicked out?


Socialist, or communist?


Fuckers are inside the wall.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 20, 2018 05:34 PM (EyPfd)


The calls are coming from inside the house.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 05:47 PM (mNJBC)

Posted by: at June 20, 2018 05:47 PM (lKs2v)

110 How did the a**holes know where the Sec'y was dining?

Posted by: Tuna at June 20, 2018 05:47 PM (jm1YL)

111 PJMedia is awful. And Instapundit is increasingly just a mill for circulating PJMedia's shitty links.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at June 20, 2018 05:48 PM (dkHoZ)

112 And Peter Fonda calling for 90 million to march against Trump, lol.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2018 05:46 PM (ptqGC)


They'll tip the continent over!

Posted by: Hank Johnson at June 20, 2018 05:48 PM (xlCXC)

113 90 Yes, Allison Hrabar is a millennial, Looks a little like the woman who slept around to get stories for NYT.

https://tinyurl.com/ya86zmqp
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2018 05:45 PM (O5K3f)


Shit I lost my bet on hair color. Still got action on the cat bet, however.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 20, 2018 05:48 PM (L+DZm)

114 To the point of actual violence. I've got experience dealing with them a-holes. They like to wear hoodies and they make a great handle to grab and swing them around by. Yeah bring it on.

Posted by: JROD High Testosterone Conservative at June 20, 2018 05:48 PM (X5/mo)

115 Would have been better to rip that bandaid off quickly and move on, but oh well here we are.

****************************

I can understand why he didn't at first, none of us knew how bad the rot was, early thinking probably concluded it's a few cabinet level or random senior officials here and there or Obama holdovers we just needed to get rid of, not that it went all the way down to the goddamned fucking rank and file in which the only solution is to burn it all down and start over.

Burn it all down.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 20, 2018 05:48 PM (+dsLj)

116 Erickson = homo

Posted by: Weasel at June 20, 2018 05:48 PM (MVjcR)

117 Allison Hrabar is NOT an activist.
Allison Hrabar is a political terrorist.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 20, 2018 05:48 PM (pw+jk)

118 I'm so old that I remember when being a communist would preclude you from federal employment.

Now it is front and center on the CV.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 20, 2018 05:48 PM (PHotS)

119 the Cuck GOP is fine lawfare and guerrilla tactics against its base and donors.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 20, 2018 05:49 PM (FOPyv)

120 111 PJMedia is awful. And Instapundit is increasingly just a mill for circulating PJMedia's shitty links.
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at June 20, 2018 05:48 PM (dkHoZ)

Which is understandable. I still like some of their stuff, but have had to disable scripting on that page. It is like quicksand.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 20, 2018 05:49 PM (ycWCI)

121 Hrabar cites her First Amendment rights.

A veritable constitutional scholar.

What was Reagan's line-

It's not that the Progressives are ignorant, it's that they know so much that just isn't so.

(paraphrase)

Posted by: Muldoon at June 20, 2018 05:49 PM (m45I2)

122 Infogalactic is usually hours behind the news, if not a day behind.
Posted by: trev006 at June 20, 2018 05:46 PM (xNAOj)



Is there not a tradeoff between getting it first and getting it right?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 20, 2018 05:50 PM (ujg0T)

123 All I have to say is if thugs want to provoke a violent reaction out of me, then fine.

I am past caring. My safety is my safety.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at June 20, 2018 05:50 PM (++G28)

124 Let me guess, the bitch wasn't cleaning out her desk today

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 20, 2018 05:50 PM (OLCnA)

125 Yes, Allison Hrabar is a millennial, Looks a little like the woman who slept around to get stories for NYT.



https://tinyurl.com/ya86zmqp

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2018 05:45 PM (O5K3f)


Yikes. She looks like my husband's idiot lefty niece who works at UC Berkley. Only his niece's hair isn't that clean.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2018 05:50 PM (ptqGC)

126 Every government employee should be thrown in the village pond. If they float, burn the witch!

Posted by: Ruthless at June 20, 2018 05:50 PM (md3fh)

127 Shit I lost my bet on hair color. Still got action on the cat bet, however.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 20, 2018 05:48 PM (L+DZm)

Going for blond futures, eh?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 20, 2018 05:50 PM (ycWCI)

128 Last night I saw the personal info of Attorney #2, Kevin C. It was his home address and a cell phone number. No one (on the site where it was posted) was calling for a mob attack or even sending a dozen pizzas to his home. It really is different on the other side.

Posted by: Ever at June 20, 2018 05:50 PM (QPeHQ)

129 16 Let me guess: She's still employed by the DoJ.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2018 05:36 PM (ptqGC)

___

She's next in line to replace acting AG Rosenstein.

Posted by: ShainS at June 20, 2018 05:50 PM (o9JxP)

130 But clicking 8 times to read an entire article on pjmedia is awesome

Posted by: NCKate at June 20, 2018 05:50 PM (nU09Z)

131 It's beyond time to fight fire with fire.

Posted by: Bosk at June 20, 2018 05:50 PM (fjMEv)

132 >>See this is where I say fire them anyway. Make them hire a lawyer and go to court. This excuse has been used for 50 years, its time for pushback.

Trump strike you as a guy who doesn't like to fire people when he wants to? I don't think we've ever had anyone in that office more eager to fire people and yet the only ones he does are politically appointees.

Look what happened when he tried to get rid of the head of the Consumer Protection Board. He hired Mulvaney and told Leandra English she was fired.

She's still there, doing nothing and getting paid.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2018 05:50 PM (/tuJf)

133 WTF? The HQ actually loads?!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 20, 2018 05:51 PM (x4XMF)

134 Ashley Feinberg?


You mean Ashley Feinberg at 374 South [redacted, but oh so easy to reveal] St., Apt. 39, Brooklyn, NY?

Yes. Let's play this fucking game.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 20, 2018 05:51 PM (BfOXk)

135 I've long since hated the word strawman, because so many people use the word incorrectly, but STRAWMAN!

Posted by: bonhomme at June 20, 2018 05:46 PM (9qZ3S)
---
It's a total strawman. I don't remember anybody on this blog--or any Trumpist blog--*ever* talking about a leader of the Deep State. But all the same, it's a total non-sequitur because there doesn't have to be a central leader.

It's clear that Obama did a good bit of damage, and also clear that the Deep State showed quite a bit of deference to their future Party of State president.

Posted by: Axeman at June 20, 2018 05:51 PM (vDqXW)

136 This should cost Hrabar any security clearance she has, right?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 20, 2018 05:51 PM (oVJmc)

137 "Let me guess, the bitch wasn't cleaning out her desk today"

Raise in pay, less responsibility, natch.

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commenter at June 20, 2018 05:51 PM (w7KSn)

138 If only our AG was a leader...

Posted by: Under Fire at June 20, 2018 05:51 PM (r9UYA)

139 And Peter Fonda calling for 90 million to march against Trump, lol.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2018 05:46 PM (ptqGC)
............

90 million what? Cartoon people inhabiting his latest flashback?

Posted by: wth at June 20, 2018 05:51 PM (HgMAr)

140 Seriously! They're more reliable than GatewayPundit, but there's a reason I increasingly get my news from this gang of Ewoks. PJMedia has made some truly bizarre commentator decisions, Powerline still employs Mirengoff, and Infogalactic is usually hours behind the news, if not a day behind.

****************************

I go to Whatfinger.com now, which is awesome. It's basically a pro-Trumpian news and twitter aggregator of the saner voices in pro-trump news and balances it with leftoid news (labeling it as such) so you can get a sense of what these dumb fucks are saying as well. What drudge might have been before he went full retard and deranged click whore.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 20, 2018 05:51 PM (+dsLj)

141 >>>Socialist, or communist? Fuckers are inside the wall.


That one stupidly outed himself. How many more quiet, and therefore more dangerous, infiltrators like that are already in the system?

Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 20, 2018 05:51 PM (ppaKI)

142
We used to call them "liberals."

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 20, 2018 05:51 PM (9Exb6)

143 130 But clicking 8 times to read an entire article on pjmedia is awesome
Posted by: NCKate at June 20, 2018 05:50 PM (nU09Z)

What do you mean? I think this is a fundam-


Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 20, 2018 05:51 PM (ycWCI)

144 I am WFH today. I've been too busy to read real news on AoS, so I've been casually flipping through the 'nets in the background, but I almost never listen to MSM shit.

I can tell you the rhetoric is completely bananas, and I don't think that really comes through in the bits-and-pieces we pick up in conservative media.

These people have lost their marbles. Trump is turning America into Nazi Germany. DHS/ICE is like the Gestapo. Mexicans are being treated like the European Jews when they're sent to take a shower on intake. Not a Zyklon-B shower, not even DDT, just a regular-ass shower.

This rhetoric is what you hear from violent lunatics, bent on inciting violence. It's not the usual oblique comparison of a given policy to what happens in a fascist political economy (which we see all too often, as it is).

The media and Democrat legislators are alleging that actual human rights violations are being perpetrated by the US government on a racial basis, against children, and at the behest of Trump.

This is nuts.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 20, 2018 05:52 PM (UiRxW)

145 >>>111 PJMedia is awful. And Instapundit is increasingly just a mill for circulating PJMedia's shitty links.

I like them, I get a lot of links from them. They do have their share of weak sisters, of course.

Posted by: ace at June 20, 2018 05:52 PM (PA9oZ)

146 127 Shit I lost my bet on hair color. Still got action on the cat bet, however.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 20, 2018 05:48 PM (L+DZm)

Going for blond futures, eh?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 20, 2018 05:50 PM (ycWCI)


Hang on - I need a fatwa here. What if her hair USED to be green? Do I still win my bet?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 20, 2018 05:52 PM (L+DZm)

147 No one (on the site where it was posted) was calling for a mob attack or even sending a dozen pizzas to his home.

Posted by: Ever at June 20, 2018 05:50 PM (QPeHQ)


I'd accept a dozen pizzas that were sent to my home.

Unless they had mushrooms or pineapple or carrots or shit like that on them.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 20, 2018 05:52 PM (xlCXC)

148 Hmmm, pixy formatting ruined that joke...

Was supposed to be followed by:

(click to load more)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 20, 2018 05:52 PM (ycWCI)

149 So what is the strategy? piss people off so much that they are willing to fight, ... and then start a fight?

These children need to be beat with a shovel. We have made life too easy and now they are still at that "testing" stage.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 20, 2018 05:52 PM (LWu6U)

150 also instapundit is still invaluable.

Posted by: ace at June 20, 2018 05:52 PM (PA9oZ)

151 I am going to call the Department of Justice tomorrow to ask that such a unstable person be terminated;

https://www.justice.gov/contact-us

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2018 05:52 PM (O5K3f)

152 In a just world, Juan Williams wouldn't be making a bucket load of $$$ working at Fox and would be licking windows in Starbucks.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2018 05:53 PM (ptqGC)

153 This is nuts.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 20, 2018 05:52 PM (UiRxW)

Yes. Yes it is.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 20, 2018 05:53 PM (ycWCI)

154 Can I get an America, Fvck Yeah!?

Americans make up only four percent of the global population but they own 40 percent of the world's firearms, a new study said Monday.

There are more than one billion firearms in the world but 85 percent of those are in the hands of civilians, with the remainder held by law enforcement and the military, according to the Small Arms Survey.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 20, 2018 05:53 PM (x4XMF)

155 CNN out with a screaming tendentious pile of crap about Trump reversing himself, caving and doing an EO to "fix" the non-existent "humanitarian crisis". Based on Trump saying he'd be doing something "pre-emptive".


Haven't actually read an MSM dispatch in a while.


Wow. Full blown hysterical advocacy, lies, distortion - nothing more than a poorly done press release for the racist authoritarians (Dems, "libs").


Posted by: rhomboid at June 20, 2018 05:54 PM (QDnY+)

156 How did the a**holes know where the Sec'y was dining?

In Hollywood, every restaurant is full of employees who get kickbacks for texting the Paparazzi with tips on who is dining there.

Betcha the "no peace" marxists are doing the same in DC.

Either that or they have Twitter alerts set up. Anyone who posts a "look who just walked in" just tipped off the thugs.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 20, 2018 05:54 PM (9qZ3S)

157 The Liberty Daily is second only to our own Moron Report by JJ Sefton.
https://thelibertydaily.com/

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 20, 2018 05:54 PM (pw+jk)

158 >>>144 I am WFH today. I've been too busy to read real news on AoS, so I've been casually flipping through the 'nets in the background, but I almost never listen to MSM shit.

I can tell you the rhetoric is completely bananas, and I don't think that really comes through in the bits-and-pieces we pick up in conservative media.

These people have lost their marbles. Trump is turning America into Nazi Germany. DHS/ICE is like the Gestapo. Mexicans are being treated like the European Jews when they're sent to take a shower on intake. Not a Zyklon-B shower, not even DDT, just a regular-ass shower.

This rhetoric is what you hear from violent lunatics, bent on inciting violence. It's not the usual oblique comparison of a given policy to what happens in a fascist political economy (which we see all too often, as it is).

The media and Democrat legislators are alleging that actual human rights violations are being perpetrated by the US government on a racial basis, against children, and at the behest of Trump.

This is nuts.

...

yeah, I have a chill-out thread coming up soon because I think everyone is stressed and angry and maybe we all could do with some friendly decompression.

Posted by: ace at June 20, 2018 05:54 PM (PA9oZ)

159 This is what happens when you import Mexico and Marxism.

There were something like half a dozen political assasinations in Mexico this year.

They average 4-5 per election cycle.

Posted by: Kreplach at June 20, 2018 05:43 PM (UfMVm)
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I was reading something (last night?) that this election cycle there have been 139 murders of political candidates in Mexico. One candidate this week, at the end of a campaign rally, was posing for a photo with a supporter and someone ran up and shot him dead.


Posted by: Boots at June 20, 2018 05:54 PM (blfUS)

160 @110

Probably the same way the comments the WH staffer made about McCain came out.

Somebody on her security detail leaked it to a resister cell leader.

Who then leaked it to the their street muscle to harrass their targets.

Posted by: Kreplach at June 20, 2018 05:54 PM (UfMVm)

161 145 >>>111 PJMedia is awful. And Instapundit is increasingly just a mill for circulating PJMedia's shitty links.

I like them, I get a lot of links from them. They do have their share of weak sisters, of course.
Posted by: ace at June 20, 2018 05:52 PM (PA9oZ)


AOSHQ is the best, the best! Except for that jerk in the morning. Sheesh!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 20, 2018 05:54 PM (VM6ev)

162 Peter Fonda seems to have mellowed out since his apparent visit from the Secret Service. Funny, that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2018 05:54 PM (ptqGC)

163 152 In a just world, Juan Williams wouldn't be making a bucket load of $$$ working at Fox and would be licking windows in Starbucks.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2018 05:53 PM (ptqGC)

And Soros' body would be decorating an iron fence in Israel...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 20, 2018 05:54 PM (ycWCI)

164 I have a feeling that some folks working for Homeland will be making visits to the nice young activist at Justice.

Posted by: dc at June 20, 2018 05:54 PM (u0crE)

165 Allison Hrabar at the DOJ
Code name: Allahu Ackbar

Posted by: wth at June 20, 2018 05:54 PM (HgMAr)

166 Seriously! They're more reliable than GatewayPundit, but there's a reason I increasingly get my news from this gang of Ewoks. PJMedia has made some truly bizarre commentator decisions, Powerline still employs Mirengoff, and Infogalactic is usually hours behind the news, if not a day behind.
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Indeed. I saw a post the other day about the 10 greatest cult movies and the first one was the Pervtacular Rocky Horror Picture Show (!!!).

All that movie has going for it is perversion and cult followers--following perversion.

I didn't know whether I was reading a conservative site or Huffpo.

Posted by: Axeman at June 20, 2018 05:54 PM (vDqXW)

167 This is nuts.

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Democrats going fucking insane is why the limpy dicked GOP can still hold the House in spite of themselves.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 20, 2018 05:54 PM (+dsLj)

168 >>>AOSHQ is the best, the best! Except for that jerk in the morning. Sheesh!


he's the worst.

Posted by: ace at June 20, 2018 05:55 PM (PA9oZ)

169 65 The Horde will come to find comfort and solice in the fact that the autists of 4chan and 8chan /pol/ are on our side.
Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 20, 2018 05:41 PM (09tFn)

Q sez "Trust The Plan."

Which would be easier if we knew what the fucking "Plan" was!!!
Posted by: filbert at June 20, 2018 05:42 PM (953wK)

Take the time Educate yourself. It's all scouced right here at this site I've linked a dozen times in the past. Literally EVERYTHING is up to date from arrests, firings, happenings, deaths, retirements, sealed indictments, ect..and the 850 page pdf file Q Map explaining everything. No excuse not to be and stay informed and inform family and friends and peers. So many links on this site.

http://irc.qclearancearchive.net/index.php?page=index

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/ 1MAnZZoD7y5Ydwx2rSrZualrZTNUYDY7gozTXkT0YUOs/edit#gid=0

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 20, 2018 05:55 PM (09tFn)

170 Invaluable is quite an overstatement. When it was Glenn, it really was golden and he had links to a lot if different sources. The less Glenn there is, the less valuable it has become.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at June 20, 2018 05:55 PM (dkHoZ)

171 yeah, I have a chill-out thread coming up soon
because I think everyone is stressed and angry and maybe we all could do
with some friendly decompression.

Posted by: ace at June 20, 2018 05:54 PM (PA9oZ)


Will there be cute baby animals?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2018 05:55 PM (ptqGC)

172 Watch the other hand. When these fuckers whigout, something big is happening.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 20, 2018 05:55 PM (89T5c)

173 168 >>>AOSHQ is the best, the best! Except for that jerk in the morning. Sheesh!


he's the worst.
Posted by: ace at June 20, 2018 05:55 PM (PA9oZ)


"I know, right?!"

- - the jerk in the morning

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 20, 2018 05:55 PM (VM6ev)

174 there's a whole lot of people who're going to be unpleasantly surprised when the shooting finally starts.

Twitter's going to make filling out the enemies list very easy.

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 20, 2018 05:56 PM (aLkGV)

175 Our thoughts and prayers are with the Hrabar family.......

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 20, 2018 05:56 PM (fA1SL)

176 I'm kinda getting done with all their crap.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at June 20, 2018 05:56 PM (nQHw/)

177 Peter Fonda seems to have mellowed out since his apparent visit from the Secret Service. Funny, that.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2018 05:54 PM (ptqGC)

Hope he's still crapping his Depends.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at June 20, 2018 05:56 PM (MX7xj)

178 I was reading something (last night?) that this election cycle there have been 139 murders of political candidates in Mexico. One candidate this week, at the end of a campaign rally, was posing for a photo with a supporter and someone ran up and shot him dead.

Posted by: Boots at June 20, 2018 05:54 PM (blfUS)
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Si. Our versi-on of...how you say...checks and balances.

Posted by: Drug Cartels at June 20, 2018 05:56 PM (vDqXW)

179 Does anyone else remember the response to the Loughner shooting with all the fake blaming of Palin and the Tea Party?

Posted by: Mega at June 20, 2018 05:39 PM (rv0Fo)

Yes! And it gave Jug Ears an excuse to go give a speech to lecture us again. They even had tee shirts.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at June 20, 2018 05:56 PM (t0Z53)

180 I'm starting to think it's time to outlaw Twitter whereas only Trump can use it. It's really magnified the insanity and even worse it gives too much power to the mob of deranged psychopaths who take to it like piranhas and make their numbers larger than it really is.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 20, 2018 05:35 PM (+dsLj)

I disagree, the curtailing of certain kinds of speech is one of the ways we have gotten to where we are. That and human stupidity, ymmv.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 20, 2018 05:36 PM (ycWCI)


a custom Trump App
sideline Twitter altogether

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 20, 2018 05:56 PM (fceHP)

181 Depending on the topic, often the best source of actual factual news is twitter. Not only are the often hours if not days ahead of most reporters, they are where the reporters are increasingly getting their news these days.

There are some very smart, very well connected people out there. You just have to avoid the whack jobs and look for the people who report the facts.

They've been way ahead of the media on the whole Russia collusion garbage for over a year now.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2018 05:56 PM (/tuJf)

182 172 Watch the other hand. When these fuckers whigout, something big is happening.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 20, 2018 05:55 PM (89T5c)



The collective Elijah Cummings freak out is to cover for Mueller fading away.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 20, 2018 05:57 PM (VM6ev)

183 I didn't know whether I was reading a conservative site or Huffpo.

************************

LOL

There's a handful of good eggs at Breitbart, but it's embarrassing just how many things they get wrong. I wish they were more like DailyCaller.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 20, 2018 05:57 PM (+dsLj)

184 At least we don't have to put up with him on weekends.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 20, 2018 05:57 PM (md3fh)

185 I go to Whatfinger.com now, which is awesome. It's basically a pro-Trumpian news and twitter aggregator of the saner voices in pro-trump news and balances it with leftoid news (labeling it as such)

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 20, 2018 05:51 PM (+dsLj)

Dude, kickass! These guys are way better than Drudge! Ow the hell have I not heard of them before?! Though it's my fault: I should be adding TheDonald (reddit) to my diet as well.

Posted by: trev006 at June 20, 2018 05:57 PM (xNAOj)

186 Allison Hrabar is a millennial, Looks a little like the woman who slept around to get stories for NYT.

Mousy little twerp, isn't she?

Posted by: bonhomme at June 20, 2018 05:57 PM (9qZ3S)

187 151 I am going to call the Department of Justice tomorrow to ask that such a unstable person be terminated;

https://www.justice.gov/contact-us

Hoping that there is a demand to view her work computer and phone (not sure if she would have a work-issued cell phone or not.) I bet she spends most of her day on left wing sites contemplating how to oust her boss.

Posted by: Ever at June 20, 2018 05:57 PM (QPeHQ)

188 Peter Fonda seems to have mellowed out since his apparent visit from the Secret Service. Funny, that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2018 05:54 PM (ptqGC)
............

How would you like to break rocks for the next 10 years, Pete?
No? Then take your meds.

Posted by: SS Courtesy Squad at June 20, 2018 05:58 PM (HgMAr)

189 Gerber or Ka-Bar?

Posted by: Under Fire at June 20, 2018 05:58 PM (r9UYA)

190 Good idea Ace. I have a question I need to ask the horde anyway so I will wait.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 20, 2018 05:58 PM (dUJdY)

191 And more mush from the wimps of the Trump administration's public affairs crews.


DHS spokesman statement on airline idiocy is a wimpy weak expression of regret that the airlines won't partner with the heroes of DHS to do good stuff. Pathetic.


No refutation of the outrageous slanderous premise of the airlines, no mention of action to be taken against the airlines. Just "unfortunate" this, blah blah that.


Well Nielsen certainly has the PR shop that matches her communications savvy. It's 2003 again, and hysterical distortion and slander of the good guys is met with wimpy appeals to solidarity with noble law enforcement.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 20, 2018 05:58 PM (QDnY+)

192 Hrabar!

Posted by: Hrabar! at June 20, 2018 05:58 PM (vDqXW)

193
Yes! And it gave Jug Ears an excuse to go give a speech to lecture us again. They even had tee shirts.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at June 20, 2018 05:56 PM (t0Z53)


That wasn't a lecture. It was a memorial pep rally. Yeah ... it was a first.

And the t-shirts were the shit! "Together We Thrive"

I think it wasn't long after that that Barky's braintrust also came up with "Winning The Future!" LOL.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 20, 2018 05:59 PM (xlCXC)

194 Oh...it moved big time ...PDT 'we are not going to give aid to countries that send us illegals'.....please be true

Posted by: DXO at June 20, 2018 05:59 PM (nzKWW)

195 Someone pass the message along to this little Hrabar girl to get the f*ck off my lawn.

Posted by: Jorge Soros at June 20, 2018 05:59 PM (BRvh1)

196 El Failo Del Socko.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 20, 2018 05:59 PM (BRvh1)

197 I guess I should correct myself in at least one particular: I do like Hoyt at Instapundit. She's more of a part timer and idiosyncratic in terms of content, but her contributions are good.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at June 20, 2018 05:59 PM (dkHoZ)

198 i posted the Chill-Out thread because I thought it should come quickly.

Posted by: ace at June 20, 2018 05:59 PM (PA9oZ)

199 but not to worry: i'm sure her union will fight tooth and nail to save her j*b.

reading the union billboard at Sepulveda VA the other day was *very* enlightening... they are all on board with #TheResistance

too bad they could give a FUCK about quality healthcare for their patients.

miserable bastards.

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 20, 2018 05:59 PM (aLkGV)

200 I saw The Jerk In The Morning open for Heart.

Decent show

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at June 20, 2018 05:59 PM (++G28)

201 yeah, I have a chill-out thread coming up soon because I think everyone is stressed and angry and maybe we all could do with some friendly decompression.
Posted by: ace


We're not the ones wigging out.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2018 05:59 PM (zHhW4)

202 yeah, I have a chill-out thread coming up soon because I think everyone is stressed and angry and maybe we all could do with some friendly decompression.
Posted by: ace at June 20, 2018 05:54 PM (PA9oZ)

The sharing of GAINZZZ, self improvement, and good news would be very much appreciated.

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 20, 2018 05:59 PM (09tFn)

203 I broke down in the 100 degree heat while I was in town today, and had a small Chick-fil-A peach hate shake.

It was so icy cold and delicious.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2018 06:00 PM (ptqGC)

204 WTF? Great motto for Barry Bigears.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 20, 2018 06:00 PM (md3fh)

205
I'll bet HALF the Secret Service is rotten, too.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 20, 2018 06:00 PM (9Exb6)

206 Posted by: ace at June 20, 2018 05:55 PM (PA9oZ)


Wait, is somebody socking ace? That's not the hash that starts with 8rN.

Is he at Starbucks? Scores? Sponging off his Uber driver's mobile hotspot?

Is he visiting another human being?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 20, 2018 06:00 PM (fuK7c)

207 Why did the management of the restaurant allow this to go on for ten minutes? Why didn't they tell the stupid non-paying Antifa hippies to get out and call the cops if they didn't? Harassment of paying customers who were the target - and everyone else in there who paid.

The management/owners have made themselves part of this action. There should be a price for that.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 20, 2018 06:00 PM (5ZgYD)

208 DHS spokesman statement on airline idiocy is a wimpy weak expression of regret that the airlines won't partner with the heroes of DHS to do good stuff. Pathetic.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 20, 2018 05:58 PM (QDnY+)
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From my perspective, Trump has gotten a lot of milage out of patience. He's quick to tweet, but his movements have been slow and deliberate...it seems.

Posted by: Axeman at June 20, 2018 06:00 PM (vDqXW)

209 190 Good idea Ace. I have a question I need to ask the horde anyway so I will wait.
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 20, 2018 05:58 PM (dUJdY)



always check your lighting before turning on your webcam broadcast.

Posted by: buzzion at June 20, 2018 06:00 PM (lKs2v)

210 >>188
Peter Fonda seems to have mellowed out since his apparent visit from the Secret Service. Funny, that.

Mellowed! I want that commie fuck split in half by an IRS anal probe then thrown in PMIA prison. Make an example of him.



Posted by: Under Fire at June 20, 2018 06:00 PM (r9UYA)

211
I remember. There was much hand-wringing over the "coarsening of the dialogue." Now, however...TEH DIALOGUES CANNOT BE COARSE ENOUFH!
Posted by: reason at June 20, 2018 05:45 PM (W2YA6)

Oh, we are way past that. Now it is Vulgarity. Coarse would be a return to some civility. Plus, it was celebs who brought this onto the airwaves.

They try and blame Trump, but a privately recorded convo where he used vulgarity, is way different that DeNiro and other celebs at Award Ceremonies, Samantha Bee, Colbert, and who knows how many others.

Most of this cesspool is originating from Twitter...who are a bunch of navel-gazing lowlifes who either do it for work or bcz they have no life. The press then dutifully picks it up and magnifies it out into the culture. Then say "we are just reporting news". That is not news reporting you jackasses. What a bunch of popinjays.

I am not taking the bait and fighting in the streets. Because 1]They want that 2] a bunch of keyboard know nuthin's don't deserve all that power. 3) I don't want to make the press happy and successful. I prefer frustrating the hell outta them.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 06:00 PM (mNJBC)

212 I should be adding TheDonald (reddit) to my diet as well.

*******************************

The-Donald is good for memes, but it's hard to get anything of substance from it. Too many screenshots and internal reddit lingo for me. I think it's meant for a younger crowd, particularly those who are 29 like me.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 20, 2018 06:01 PM (+dsLj)

213 I'm waiting on Sefton to take the leap into a morning hour or 2 daily podcast. He would be great. He could post it on YouTube.

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 20, 2018 06:01 PM (09tFn)

214
Thank Christ General Kelly didn't turn out to be a Shit.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 20, 2018 06:01 PM (9Exb6)

215 She's still there, doing nothing and getting paid.
My point exactly. March her out, stop paying her, make her sue.

You may come back with govt rules don't allow it, and my point is make them sue to say that.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 20, 2018 06:01 PM (r+sAi)

216 AOSHQ is the best, the best! Except for that jerk in the morning. Sheesh!

I usually like a good jerk in the morning.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 20, 2018 06:01 PM (oVJmc)

217 206 Posted by: ace at June 20, 2018 05:55 PM (PA9oZ)


Wait, is somebody socking ace? That's not the hash that starts with 8rN.

Is he at Starbucks? Scores? Sponging off his Uber driver's mobile hotspot?

Is he visiting another human being?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 20, 2018 06:00 PM (fuK7c)



His hash changed a few days ago. His last almost a year it seems sometimes but they do change on occasion.

Posted by: buzzion at June 20, 2018 06:01 PM (lKs2v)

218 There are some very smart, very well connected people out there. You just have to avoid the whack jobs and look for the people who report the facts.†

They've been way ahead of the media on the whole Russia collusion garbage for over a year now.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2018 05:56 PM (/tuJf)

Jack, most people don't have your ability to keep up with Twitter names (although they should). They click on their aggregator and that's it. I read Ace, Insty (will swap out for WhatFinger), Powerline (sometimes), and LastRefuge. And I'm well ahead of most online news consumers.

Maybe the Horde should put up a list of the Twitter worth following. Undercover Huber, etc.

Posted by: trev006 at June 20, 2018 06:01 PM (xNAOj)

219 Perhaps not entirely OT: Palmetto State Armory has some ammo at sale prices. Just ordered 200 rounds of Federal MatchKing .308 Winchester 168grain HPBT. Ten Boxes = Free Shipping!

They are just about giving away some Israeli 5.56mm. It's being sold for prices I saw in the mid 1980s.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at June 20, 2018 06:01 PM (5Yee7)

220 189 Gerber or Ka-Bar?

Posted by: Under Fire at June 20, 2018 05:58 PM (r9UYA)

Dude, I'd be happy with a freakin' Ronco at this point.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 20, 2018 06:01 PM (BRvh1)

221 27 I could pretty easily pick out the Deep State members just by their last name alone.

Just sayin, not surprised.

Posted by: Yvone at June 20, 2018 05:38 PM (fWdPl)


Oh, really? Care to expand on this statement, one-nameed-first-time-poster?

Posted by: Iowa Bob at June 20, 2018 06:01 PM (tu3iY)

222 212. Reddit - the AOL of ___boards.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 20, 2018 06:02 PM (fA1SL)

223 yeah, I have a chill-out thread coming up soon because I think everyone is stressed and angry and maybe we all could do with some friendly decompression.
Posted by: ace at June 20, 2018 05:54 PM



dude, you're gonna mellow my harsh!

Posted by: Hands at June 20, 2018 06:02 PM (EzdLW)

224 Elijah Cummings...My spiritual adviser and friend of the blog.

Posted by: Little Green Cucks at June 20, 2018 06:02 PM (yhf6w)

225 instapundit and weasel zippers are in my daily rotation.

Posted by: lin-duh at June 20, 2018 06:02 PM (kufk0)

226 I know hate only really consumes the hater but I'm willing to take one for the team.

Posted by: f'd at June 20, 2018 06:02 PM (UdKB7)

227 We're not the ones wigging out.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2018 05:59 PM (zHhW4)


Winner.

Its not like some here haven't been saying this shit is coming for, oh Hell - I dunno' - as long as I've been on this board.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 20, 2018 06:02 PM (fiGNd)

228 I guess I should correct myself in at least one particular: I do like Hoyt at Instapundit. She's more of a part timer and idiosyncratic in terms of content, but her contributions are good.
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls


Sarah Hoyt comes at night, mostly.

Mostly at night. That's when she comes.

Posted by: Newt at June 20, 2018 06:02 PM (vcOmj)

229 So *when* (not if) there is violence we are going to be lectured that Trump et. al. brought this on themselves.

Everyone in the Trump admin will require security, private transport, and then the Left will b#tch about the cost.

It is no longer acceptable to be non-progressive in any space. Guess they're telling us the hot war has begun?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 20, 2018 06:03 PM (W+vEI)

230 "See this is where I say fire them anyway. Make them hire a lawyer and go to court. This excuse has been used for 50 years, its time for pushback.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 20, 2018 05:42 PM (r+sAi)"


Exactly.
Let 'em enjoy The New Rules to the fullest.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 20, 2018 06:03 PM (GNCPT)

231 His hash changed a few days ago. His last almost a year it seems sometimes but they do change on occasion.

Posted by: buzzion at June 20, 2018 06:01 PM (lKs2v)
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He needs to post about shelves, just as a sort of Captcha.

Posted by: Axeman at June 20, 2018 06:03 PM (vDqXW)

232 The-Donald is good for memes, but it's hard to get anything of substance from it.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 20, 2018 06:01 PM (+dsLj)

I would argue that memes are healthier and more valuable substance than anything put out by 95% of conservative web sites, let alone liberal ones, but I take your point.

Posted by: trev006 at June 20, 2018 06:03 PM (xNAOj)

233 I, for one, could use a Ali Watkins right now. My 6 years of hell is wrapping up.... Finally.

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 20, 2018 06:03 PM (09tFn)

234 >>Dude, I'd be happy with a freakin' Ronco at this point.

Pocket fisherman. Hmmmm

Posted by: Under Fire at June 20, 2018 06:03 PM (r9UYA)

235 Awww. Vader has passed away. One of the great wrestling big men that could do fairly athletic moves.

Posted by: buzzion at June 20, 2018 06:04 PM (lKs2v)

236 18 Some site, maybe WZ, said that his plan was to forego the front line troops of the left and go to the media. Local, regional, and national as they are the real agitators and shit stirrers of all of the hate on the low IQ left.

I approve of this plan as it has been mine for over 10 years.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 20, 2018 05:37 PM (pw+jk)

Agreed. Same. Ten years at least.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 20, 2018 06:04 PM (4ErVI)

237 216 AOSHQ is the best, the best! Except for that jerk in the morning. Sheesh!

I usually like a good jerk in the morning.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 20, 2018 06:01 PM (oVJmc)

If we are curating a collection of posts and comments to present the AOSHQ to future species when they discover the ruins of Earth That Was millenia from now, I vote that this one goes in the vault.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 20, 2018 06:04 PM (BRvh1)

238 Bret Baier is reporting on Peter Fonda's tweets.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2018 06:04 PM (ptqGC)

239 Oh, really? Care to expand on this statement, one-nameed-first-time-poster?
Posted by: Iowa Bob at June 20, 2018 06:01 PM (tu3iY)

Naturally they're thinking of Bob IhateTrump
Sally IonlyvoteDemocrat. Those sorts of last names.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2018 06:04 PM (O5K3f)

240 Why are J.J. Sefton and Ace so mad at CharlieBrownsDildo?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 20, 2018 06:04 PM (vcOmj)

241 214
Thank Christ General Kelly didn't turn out to be a Shit.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 20, 2018 06:01 PM (9Exb6)

Word!

Posted by: Chet at June 20, 2018 06:05 PM (09tFn)

242 Omg. A Fonda spokesweasel likened his tweet to one the commie Pope posted.


I can't.....um....even.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2018 06:05 PM (ptqGC)

243 Bret Baier is reporting on Peter Fonda's tweets.
Posted by: Jane D'oh


I have small dreams. Like a 500 lb JDAM on Peter Fonda's house. And Jane Fonda too, while the plane is up there cruising around.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 20, 2018 06:05 PM (vcOmj)

244 240 Why are J.J. Sefton and Ace so mad at CharlieBrownsDildo?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 20, 2018 06:04 PM (vcOmj)



Cause he's an anti-semite.

Posted by: buzzion at June 20, 2018 06:05 PM (lKs2v)

245 We're almost at 250 comments. When is Ace's Liver going to come and post his summary?

Posted by: Axeman at June 20, 2018 06:05 PM (vDqXW)

246 He needs to post about shelves, just as a sort of Captcha.


Right? How do we know this is *our* Furry?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 20, 2018 06:06 PM (fuK7c)

247 245 We're almost at 250 comments. When is Ace's Liver going to come and post his summary?
Posted by: Axeman at June 20, 2018 06:05 PM (vDqXW)



He posted his summary in the 400s. It was just of the first 280 some comments.

Posted by: buzzion at June 20, 2018 06:06 PM (lKs2v)

248 I had my first Peach H8 Shake today! I may have shed a small tear.

Posted by: Octopussy at June 20, 2018 06:06 PM (AZMQo)

249 178 I was reading something (last night?) that this election cycle there have been 139 murders of political candidates in Mexico. One candidate this week, at the end of a campaign rally, was posing for a photo with a supporter and someone ran up and shot him dead. "

Whenever people say "The Mexican Govm't does this!" or "The Mexican Govm't should do that!" I wonder if people realize that all of Mexico is just one bad day away from total frikkin anarchy.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 20, 2018 06:06 PM (k1TUh)

250 I like to frequent where everybody is treated like and called a faggit and everybody hates everybody, ironically.

Posted by: Chet at June 20, 2018 06:06 PM (09tFn)

251 Too much too fast to even just read comments.

Posted by: eleven at June 20, 2018 06:07 PM (oLrbn)

252 He needs to post about shelves, just as a sort of Captcha.

Right? How do we know this is *our* Furry?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 20, 2018 06:06 PM (fuK7c)
---
Describe the cover of the Monster Manual to us.

Posted by: Axeman at June 20, 2018 06:07 PM (vDqXW)

253 WWPinochetDo?

Posted by: Eromero at June 20, 2018 06:07 PM (zLDYs)

254
Sweet reference of Weird Science, there!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 20, 2018 06:07 PM (9Exb6)

255 Off turd sock

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 20, 2018 06:08 PM (09tFn)

256 >>Peter Fonda seems to have mellowed out since his apparent visit from the Secret Service. Funny, that.


Fonda was never going to do what he claimed --- the problem is he has planted that idea into untold number of fevered minds. And he will have blood on his hands if he's given marching order to the next Hodgkinson.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 20, 2018 06:08 PM (W+vEI)

257

NOOP

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 20, 2018 06:08 PM (9Exb6)

258 Those hate shakes don't work on me, I barely feel a slight apathy.

Posted by: Axeman at June 20, 2018 06:08 PM (vDqXW)

259 Cause he's an anti-semite.
Posted by: buzzion at June 20, 2018 06:05 PM (lKs2v)



???

Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 20, 2018 06:08 PM (ujg0T)

260

doon

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 20, 2018 06:08 PM (9Exb6)

261 Axeman, talking about spokesthings and press releases, not Trumpentwatters.


Though this situation calls for a lot more than "Fake news!" and "Dems' fault!". Trump is capable of stepping it way up, and should, when the assault frenzy reaches this level.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 20, 2018 06:08 PM (QDnY+)

262 I'll bet HALF the Secret Service is rotten, too.

What are you talking about?
--The Secret Service hooker scandal

Posted by: bonhomme at June 20, 2018 06:09 PM (9qZ3S)

263 Whenever people say "The Mexican Govm't does this!" or "The Mexican Govm't should do that!" I wonder if people realize that all of Mexico is just one bad day away from total frikkin anarchy.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 20, 2018 06:06 PM (k1TUh)


The bulk of that country won't last two weeks.

Your typical Mexican - in the places I've worked - has no means to farm. Has no ability to build a stock of food. No way to defend himself.

They're fucked.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 20, 2018 06:09 PM (fiGNd)

264 "141 >>>Socialist, or communist? Fuckers are inside the wall.


That one stupidly outed himself. How many more quiet, and therefore more dangerous, infiltrators like that are already in the system?
Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 20, 2018 05:51 PM (ppaKI)"



My guess would be between 100000 - 500000.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 20, 2018 06:09 PM (GNCPT)

265 So now we're all supposed to go chillax about puppies or something?


And the rage-aholics nuts stay here below and rage, nuttily?

Posted by: rhomboid at June 20, 2018 06:09 PM (QDnY+)

266 I like to frequent where everybody is treated like and called a faggit and everybody hates everybody, ironically.
Posted by: Chet at June 20, 2018 06:06 PM (09tFn)
............
Please come join us, you will be welcomed...
Registration open...

Posted by: Little Green Cucks at June 20, 2018 06:09 PM (yhf6w)

267 >>Dude, I'd be happy with a freakin' Ronco at this point.

Pocket fisherman. Hmmmm



Pocket fisherman was Popeil's.

I know they're both Ron Popeil, I just have dickish years.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 20, 2018 06:09 PM (fuK7c)

268 Why is Navarro mentioning Nielsen's Norwegian ancestry?

Given that Navarro and Nielsen are both white, I suppose it's technically not racism but it certainly is ethnic bigotry.
Oh hell, why pettifog? Let's call it raaaacism anyway.

Que perra esa.
(That's Norwegian for "Bless her heart.")


Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 20, 2018 06:10 PM (0jtPF)

269 264 "141 >>>Socialist, or communist? Fuckers are inside the wall.

That one stupidly outed himself. How many more quiet, and therefore more dangerous, infiltrators like that are already in the system?
Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 20, 2018 05:51 PM (ppaKI)"

My guess would be between 100000 - 500000.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 20, 2018 06:09 PM (GNCPT)



It is becoming clear that, despite his alcoholism, "Tailgunner Joe" McCarthy was in fact correct.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 20, 2018 06:10 PM (ujg0T)

270

This is getting out of control ...

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 20, 2018 06:13 PM (roQNm)

271 Oughtn't someone on our side to no give a doxback to Allison Hrabar and Ashley Feinberg? I have no notion of how this is done (and I don't do social media, anyway) but surely there are some youngsters on our side who could do it.

I was disappointed, months ago, when the threatened doxback of CNN petered out. I may disagree with many here - including Ace - on theory, but on tactics the Ace/Schlicter view is correct. Massive retaliation is the only way to stop this crap.

Posted by: George LeS at June 20, 2018 06:14 PM (59GGI)

272 >>Why is Navarro mentioning Nielsen's Norwegian ancestry?



Because she can only think in terms of race and ethnicity. It's literally the only tool in her toolbox, so she just keeps pounding it.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 20, 2018 06:15 PM (W+vEI)

273 Your typical Mexican - in the places I've worked - has no means to farm. Has no ability to build a stock of food. No way to defend himself.

They're fucked.


Don't forget the average Mexican has a third-grade education.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 20, 2018 06:16 PM (9qZ3S)

274 Why is Navarro mentioning Nielsen's Norwegian ancestry?

Given that Navarro and Nielsen are both white, I suppose it's technically not racism but it certainly is ethnic bigotry.
Oh hell, why pettifog? Let's call it raaaacism anyway.

Que perra esa.
(That's Norwegian for "Bless her heart.")
======

It's them highlighting the fact that her ancestors came from elsewhere.

"See!! You're an immigrant too! Nation of Immigrants!!! YEAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!"

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 20, 2018 06:18 PM (nILVB)

275 This is ridiculous. The left subverting democracy by intimidating a few well chosen targets. And these people are senators and heads of federal agencies.

This shit has to be stopped. It's hard to believe such high level people can be targeted like this.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 20, 2018 06:20 PM (/qEW2)

276

What got me was Joe Scarborough saying that they're marching the kids to the showers...and he kept going on about it. My jaw dropped. Mika sitting there with her f'd up face.

Probably the worst I heard so far.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 20, 2018 06:20 PM (fceHP)

277 To be fair, JJS pops into the ONT to be a jerk at night, sometimes

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 20, 2018 06:21 PM (UiRxW)

278 Trump EO's exact practical effect is not clear to me.


DHS shall maintain custody "during pendency" of cases being adjudicated (no time limit mentioned). SecDef shall blah blah blah make facilities available. DOJ will immediately petition 9th Circuit to change the Flores consent decree.


I suppose it could be a 20-day game of chicken with the 9th. Either Flores goes, or DHS would have to release everyone after 20 days.


If I had to be right now, I'd bet 1) no wall funding 2) no other progress on securing the border 3) no major progress on internal enforcement. Trump just blinked - and he faces 450-470 opponents in Congress on all his immigration policies.


And there was even despicable corporate pile-on to the lynch mob festival - the airlines. Think about that for a second - how far the airlines had to reach to make themselves part of this (when nobody would ever consider them relevant).


Losing.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 20, 2018 06:22 PM (QDnY+)

279 The list of major federal felonies and even capital crimes committed by members of the Department of Justice continues to climb.
You want an example of a capital crime committed by lawyers in the DOJ? Happy to oblige.

Operation Fast and Furious which - to great derision here - I identified as a conspiracy shortly after its disclosure to the public. I think there are very few people here that are not convinced now that there was a conspiracy involved. There was an assistant attorney general who was fired as a result of the IG investigation. I am sure that he was stunned to find out the whole operation was his idea.

That entire operation was a massive violation of 18 U.S. Code 241; a conspiracy to oppress 2nd amendment constitutional rights. Because the conspiracy led directly to the death of a federal agent - everyone involved is eligible for a death sentence under two distinct statutes: 1. 18 U.S. Code 241 itself and 2. the felony murder statute.
It is easy to prove that the operation involved President Obama. As detailed in the book The Unarmed Truth written by the agent who blew the whistle on Fast and Furious - the operation violated existing BATFE policy which was changed to allow it to proceed. Only the President can alter existing federal agency policy.

Posted by: An Observation at June 20, 2018 06:23 PM (+xAoG)

280
69 Prager speaks Russian.

Posted by: Glenn John at June 20, 2018 06:25 PM (LilNs)

281 Some people think that turning this back on the left will either give them pause for thought or even stop them.

NO.

Reciprocation is what they want. They're egging anyone and everyone on so they can claim how evil they are relying on the media's refusal to point out who started all this shiite.

And as the cycle of back and forth continues and gains speed we're heading down the water slide towards someone or someones taking a bullet and then things will get real interesting real fast.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 20, 2018 06:25 PM (cW5Gl)

282 Calm yourself, Horde.


There was major pushback to insane crap like public threats to govt. figures, public harassment of senior public figures, former senior officials insanely slandering the administration as Nazi. Finally.


Trump issued an EO of dubious legality to make sure - alone among human beings charged or convicted of with crimes in the US - illegal alien border crossers will not be separated from their kids. Instantly unavoidably validating every lie distortion and insane slander of the last week.


That's some major pushback. Finally. Take heart!

Posted by: rhomboid at June 20, 2018 06:27 PM (QDnY+)

283 269
It is becoming clear that, despite his alcoholism, "Tailgunner Joe" McCarthy was in fact correct.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 20, 2018 06:10 PM (ujg0T)


After reading Diana West, I'd say McCarthy didn't know the half of it.

Posted by: rickl at June 20, 2018 06:29 PM (sdi6R)

284 And as the cycle of back and forth continues and gains speed we're heading down the water slide towards someone or someones taking a bullet and then things will get real interesting real fast.
Posted by: jakee308 at June 20, 2018 06:25 PM (cW5Gl)


What I can't figure out is : how did so many people get so mentally damaged in one era? These lefties are completely nuts...and violent, with no sense of right and wrong, no self awareness and no self control. No matter how much President Trump fixes things, drains the swamp and destroys Obama's Legacy, these lunatics will still be around...like mildew that won't go away.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at June 20, 2018 06:32 PM (SGpFT)

285 Trump's got a rally in a few hours.


Of course the sort who go to his rallies aren't the sort who are going to look too closely at a confused and distorted situation like the faux border crisis.


But how is Trump going to portray his blinking as somehow staying the course on immigration rule of law and security?

Posted by: rhomboid at June 20, 2018 06:32 PM (QDnY+)

286 Even an idiot like Rubio is already noting that - within hours of the EO being signed - the goalposts have been shifted over the horizon again.


The cretinous POS Harris from CA sez it's not enough! Cannot detain the families TOGETHER, either! Inhumane!


And if 9th Circuit gives Trump the finger, then what?

Posted by: rhomboid at June 20, 2018 06:37 PM (QDnY+)

287
And if 9th Circuit gives Trump the finger, then what?

Posted by: rhomboid at June 20, 2018 06:37 PM (QDnY+)


SCOTUS

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 20, 2018 06:38 PM (10vO4)

288 Posted by: RondinellaMamma at June 20, 2018 06:32 PM (SGpFT)

My Theory? The Brain is a Pattern recognition device. It puts things into patterns, so, if something is OUTSIDE the pattern (like, oh, that Lion over there in the bushes about to eat you), you can realize something is not right.

We are also preprogrammed by DNA for certain male and female characteristics, which lead to behavior which is natural and normal... ie, natural patterns.

The left has foisted onto us, an UN Natural Societal pattern and our brains recognize that pattern as wrong.

Leading us to be unhappy, as we constantly look for the danger, while being constantly told there is no danger.

Drives people crazy, because they are unhappy, and can't figure out why.

Posted by: Don Q. at June 20, 2018 06:40 PM (NgKpN)

289 Which one of these assholes is ready to take the first bullet from someone defending themselves?

Posted by: mb at June 20, 2018 06:44 PM (/lb39)

290 One of the wonderful things about our civil service. Try to fire someone, see how long it takes no matter what they've done.


As I have pointed out - they don't need to be fired. There is a desperate need for GS rated personnel in Death Valley to carry on interviews with Gila Monsters to find out if they feel their rights are being violated.

Posted by: An Observation at June 20, 2018 06:45 PM (+xAoG)

291 Flawless Male, SCOTUS will decide within 20 days? Don't think so, even if they get it. And they may too well decide against the motion. So ..... then what?


And we have a new standard, right? Lawlessness is OK if it's to address an insane lynch mob's (temporary) demands, right?


So, no bets on wall funding this fiscal cycle? Trump's threat to "shut down" the govt. looks ridiculous when he can't even hold out against the lynch mob like this. He's got 40-50 actual supporters on the Hill, tops. Any potential recruits just got a key signal.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 20, 2018 06:47 PM (QDnY+)

292 Obviously US Grant didn't shoot enough rebels.

Posted by: torabora at June 20, 2018 06:50 PM (Y274z)

293 What restaurant was this, and why didn't the management do anything?

Posted by: MikeN at June 20, 2018 06:52 PM (o/eHL)

294 Fuckers are inside the wall.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
====
Broken Arrow. Repeat Broken Arrow.

I say again Broken Arrow.

Posted by: Hal Moore at June 20, 2018 06:53 PM (ZuGkg)

295 293 What restaurant was this, and why didn't the management do anything?
Posted by: MikeN at June 20, 2018 06:52 PM (o/eHL)


This was addressed in an earlier thread. It was in DC, so either:

A. The restaurant owner is a lib who agreed with the protesters, or

B. He was afraid that if he called the police there would have been 100 screaming nutjobs picketing his restaurant.

Posted by: rickl at June 20, 2018 06:56 PM (sdi6R)

296 It continues.


Alumni of Nielsen's *HIGH SCHOOL* write letter of protest to school condemning Nielsen.


I thought the US was unrecognizable years ago. Not sure how to describe it now.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 20, 2018 06:56 PM (QDnY+)

297 Hrrmmm...Where, oh where, have I heard that mantra from liberals before? It's for the Chillens! My question here is, if say, an American citizen woman who is a single mother commits a crime, is tried and convicted then sent to jail, is she not also "having her children taken away from her?" Again it appears that the socialists want to grant more rights to illegal immigrants than what are afforded to American citizens. Oblama avoided the controversy by instituting catch and release. 97% of those caught and released never show up for their court date. They know this. They count on it. How many caught are those their actual kids? Once they are in the country they know that unless they commit other crimes that they're caught at, they're home free. Pretty sick of the hypocrisy of the left. They disgust me.

Posted by: Old Blue at June 20, 2018 07:02 PM (gEvQ8)

298 Just found out Arnold Schwartzthemaid got caught up int the border virtue signalling.

Concern troll Arnie.

Posted by: Axeman at June 20, 2018 07:06 PM (vDqXW)

299 If the Republicans don't plaster this reactionary leftist s**t on every available medium 24/7 I'm quitting and founding 3rd party.

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at June 20, 2018 07:07 PM (T09ml)

300 Broken Arrow. Repeat Broken Arrow.

I say again Broken Arrow.

Posted by: Hal Moore at June 20, 2018 06:53 PM


And, yes, I got the reference.

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at June 20, 2018 07:11 PM (T09ml)

301 By the way, in Texas, any citizen has a right to arrest someone who commits either a felony, or a breach of the peace, in their presence. Be sure to read them their Miranda rights.

The police have the following arrest rights which are more than those of an ordinary citizen: police can arrest on a warrant, police can arrest on a class A or B misdemeanor committed in their presence, and on a Class C misdemeanor (Traffic ticket) where the suspect refuses to sign the agreement to appear in court.

Posted by: An Observation at June 20, 2018 07:11 PM (+xAoG)

302 In 2016 Allison is editing a college newspaper. In 2018 she has a job in the DoJ. Just who was/is she screwing?

Posted by: Ben Had at June 20, 2018 07:16 PM (g+l2b)

303
Alumni of Nielsen's *HIGH SCHOOL* write letter of protest to school condemning Nielsen.

Airplane! was OK, but those Naked Gun movies...

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 20, 2018 07:18 PM (IqV8l)

304 Just who was/is she screwing?
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Whom

Posted by: Simplemind at June 20, 2018 07:18 PM (ZuGkg)

305 I stand corrected.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 20, 2018 07:21 PM (g+l2b)

306 I stand corrected.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 20, 2018 07:21 PM (g+l2b)
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New shoes?

Posted by: Axeman at June 20, 2018 07:26 PM (vDqXW)

307 Axeman, nothing is gonna fix my bowleggedness.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 20, 2018 07:31 PM (g+l2b)

308 The left is making a big mistake. They are equating 2nd Amendment protectors with the Well Regulated Militia in the Constitution. Isn't going to happen that way.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 20, 2018 07:35 PM (g+l2b)

309 So when do American families separated by incarceration get that changed?


Come on, vigilant protectors of children. 1.7M cases, at last estimate.


Surely the GOP - brimming as it is with responsible, adult, serious concern about real problems - will get right on this? I'm sure they can make it "bipartisan".


Oh - that's right. There's nothing "cruel" or "monstrous" or "un-American" or "hideous" about separating adults in detention from children. It's SOP, everywhere, since forever.


But now that the WH has officially agreed with all these insane slanders, what's next? The Dems, not being very bright, of course are already on "you can't keep whole families in detention! Nazis! There is no flight risk! eleventy!!". But I'm sure they'll wise up and be told about some much better new goalposts (won't mention them here).


Posted by: rhomboid at June 20, 2018 07:42 PM (QDnY+)

310 The website zabasearch.com has a treasure trove of information on people... including our enemies in the media. I'm not on Twitter anymore, but it's information others can use to dox the doxxers.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 20, 2018 07:44 PM (Agn5J)

311 But now that the WH has officially agreed with all
these insane slanders, what's next? The Dems, not being very bright, of
course are already on "you can't keep whole families in detention!
Nazis! There is no flight risk! eleventy!!". But I'm sure they'll
wise up and be told about some much better new goalposts (won't mention
them here).

Posted by: rhomboid at June 20, 2018 07:42 PM (QDnY+)

After having a few hours to think about it the only hope is for the Fed judge to rule against extending the 20 day limit and then Trump saying "Hey I tried, we must continue the status quo until Congress changes the law."
Then pray the GOPe doesn't send him an Amnesty + catch/release bill to save their asses in the mid-terms. Then it's up to his veto, putting us right back into the concentration camp hysteria of yesterday.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 20, 2018 07:52 PM (rnXGe)

312 Erickson is full of it. Of course there's a deep state. He should just ask Catherine Engelbrecht at True the Vote. She will tell him all about it. But I don't think he really cares.

Posted by: Random though generator at June 20, 2018 07:55 PM (1EwqP)

313 Re:Erickson, When you are completely wrong about something just deny it's existence.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 20, 2018 08:00 PM (g+l2b)

314 Allison Hrabar: 202-598-8005


In case anyone is interested, this is that socialist twats work number..... public record from the gov website....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at June 20, 2018 08:02 PM (5AVMW)

315 In case anyone is interested, this is that socialist twats work number..... public record from the gov website....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at June 20, 2018 08:02 PM (5AVMW)

No it isn't, it's the desk line for an attorney named Yusong Huang in the anti-trust criminal division of the DOJ. Well done.
https://www.justice.gov/atr/contact/directory/H

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 20, 2018 08:07 PM (rnXGe)

316 I'll bet sugartits voicemail was full 3 hours ago.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 20, 2018 08:09 PM (g+l2b)

317 Just saw someone on Facebook arguing that America has a "moral obligation" to take in anyone who wants to come here from Central America because the US government helped depose a communist President in Guatemala in 1954.

She was completely serious.

Posted by: girldog at June 20, 2018 08:12 PM (g5YYQ)

United Airlines, American Airlines Say They Won't Transport Illegal Immigrant Children Back To Their Homes

Yes let's do All the Corporate Favors for the Chamber of Commerce.

United Airlines joined American Airlines in telling the federal government to "immediately refrain" from using its planes to transport children who have been separated from their families who crossed the US-Mexico border.

Like many other US airlines, American has contracts with the federal government that allow authorities to use its planes to provide for certain travel. For example, the company said it has "carried refugees for non-profits and the government."

"We have no desire to be associated with separating families, or worse, to profit from it," the company said in a statement Wednesday. "We have every expectation the government will comply with our request and we thank them for doing so."

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 04:10 PM




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1 Get woke, go broke

Posted by: josephistan at June 20, 2018 04:11 PM (7HtZB)

2 FIRRRRRST!

Posted by: fixerupper at June 20, 2018 04:11 PM (8XRCm)

3
dammit

Posted by: fixerupper at June 20, 2018 04:11 PM (8XRCm)

4 You know who also should deny UA from business?

The DoD.

Posted by: Scott T. at June 20, 2018 04:11 PM (xGZ+b)

5 Then we're back to Greyhound. Not that there's really much difference between AA & Greyhound anyway.

Posted by: kathysaysso at June 20, 2018 04:11 PM (yACxx)

6 Well, by.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 20, 2018 04:11 PM (X+DbD)

7 Deny UA _any_ business

Posted by: Scott T. at June 20, 2018 04:11 PM (xGZ+b)

8 Nice, yank their license.
They are required to operate under Presidential Authority in time of emergency.
If they are not to follow the law, in service to those who break the law what laws may we Americans break?

Posted by: sven at June 20, 2018 04:12 PM (SzZnW)

9 The Air Force has transports...

Posted by: steevy at June 20, 2018 04:12 PM (LiyEm)

10 And American Airports will no longer allow their planes to land.

Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 20, 2018 04:12 PM (37IEG)

11 Surely the right can muster the strength to boycott these creeps. And, PDT should have an EO that AA and United are no longer used for government travel, too.

Posted by: Ever at June 20, 2018 04:12 PM (QPeHQ)

12 Well this is a Good Thing - United would have just stuffed them in an overhead locker and let them suffocate.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 20, 2018 04:12 PM (k1TUh)

13 I'll drive them if I can get some of that government $$$.

Pay me per ride and I'll do it 7 days a week.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 20, 2018 04:13 PM (72PAC)

14 Another look at Trebuchet Airways?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 20, 2018 04:13 PM (EyPfd)

15 Fine then they stand to lose all Federal Contract Carrier arrangements. That should cost them about $50 BILLION $$$$ a year.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 20, 2018 04:13 PM (+Dllb)

16 Nice airline you got there. Be a shame if something happened to it.
Posted by: Fully Weaponized FAA

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2018 04:13 PM (zHhW4)

17 They never had the slightest problem doing this up until now of course....

Posted by: steevy at June 20, 2018 04:13 PM (LiyEm)

18 Nevermind, we can use Air America. The real one, not the radio show. It was once the world's largest airline, but who knows today.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 20, 2018 04:13 PM (md3fh)

19 Funny. Don't know if they've done it, but they're again it...

Snort

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 20, 2018 04:13 PM (7LY+6)

20 What's that you said?

Posted by: FAA at June 20, 2018 04:13 PM (vDqXW)

21 Fly Trebuchet Airways! Comfortable seating, quick flights.

Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 20, 2018 04:13 PM (37IEG)

22 I see a FAA shitstorm coming there way. Lots more inspections and fees increasing BIGLY.

Posted by: Shep Smith at June 20, 2018 04:13 PM (pw+jk)

23 How high is the bar for insanity?

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 04:13 PM (mNJBC)

24 This makes it easier for me to decide whether to use my work rewards points to buy airline tickets or a Roku

Posted by: josephistan at June 20, 2018 04:14 PM (7HtZB)

25 I'm sure there are some helicopter companies that would step into the gap.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 20, 2018 04:14 PM (RD7QR)

26 Another look at Trebuchet Airways?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice


Pinochet Tours.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2018 04:14 PM (zHhW4)

27 I hope for backlashing

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 20, 2018 04:14 PM (FOPyv)

28 So Boxcars. Am I Right?

Posted by: Gumby at June 20, 2018 04:14 PM (2LelM)

29

Wow.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 20, 2018 04:14 PM (fceHP)

30 So children who are being sent from the border detention to relatives in NYC are banned from traveling on these two airlines.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 20, 2018 04:14 PM (OdLH1)

31 godDAMMIT!

I fucking HATE American Airlines, but live in the DFW area and have no choice but to use them because of this being their base.

Piss off, you shithole airline.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at June 20, 2018 04:14 PM (Pi667)

32 23 How high is the bar for insanity?
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 04:13 PM (mNJBC)

About 30,000 feet apparently

Posted by: josephistan at June 20, 2018 04:14 PM (7HtZB)

33 Pay me per ride and I'll do it 7 days a week"

Per ton. I've an F 150...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 20, 2018 04:14 PM (7LY+6)

34 12 Well this is a Good Thing - United would have just stuffed them in an overhead locker and let them suffocate.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 20, 2018 04:12 PM (k1TUh)


LOL!

Posted by: Ever at June 20, 2018 04:14 PM (QPeHQ)

35 I boycott the entire system by not flying anymore. Maybe once in a while, but prefer to drive, even when it's the 1100 miles to Phoenix.

If I do fly, I try to take Southwest, and even they're not as good as they used to be.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 20, 2018 04:15 PM (k1TUh)

36 Expect bad news from AA and UA financials at end of Q2. They're always covering for something.

Posted by: Alskari at June 20, 2018 04:15 PM (tdVTp)

37
More leftarded masks come off.

If it was me, I'd cancel every single one of their government contracts like right now.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 20, 2018 04:15 PM (HaL55)

38 They had absolutely no problem doing it when Obama was president.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 20, 2018 04:15 PM (ATVNj)

39 alternate headline

"Airlines insist government return children home on top of freight trains through Mexico, same way they came."

Posted by: illiniwek at June 20, 2018 04:15 PM (bT8Z4)

40 Another reason to fly Southwest - Death to the Wright Amendment!

Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 20, 2018 04:15 PM (37IEG)

41 I see a FAA shitstorm coming there way. Lots more inspections and fees increasing BIGLY.
Posted by: Shep Smith at June 20, 2018 04:13 PM (pw+jk)
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And for once it wouldn't bother me.

Also, what's the penalty for being a contract with Uncle Sugar?

Posted by: bluebell at June 20, 2018 04:15 PM (rhdgT)

42 Do we really have to return them to their original places of residence? Why not just dump them on the Mexican side of the border and let the Beaners deal with it? Most of them are "undocumented" anyway, so who knows where they're from.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 20, 2018 04:15 PM (md3fh)

43 I live in NE Texas and have a Tacoma. I can probably get 6-8 a week back to the border checkpoint.


Gas and $10 an hour and I would be happy to work 3 or 4 days a week.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 20, 2018 04:15 PM (+Dllb)

44 Like AA UAL are without sin? Let's beat the sh*t out of passengers, overbook almost every flight, have loaded planes sit on the tarmac for hours. Maybe they need to get their own houses in order before preaching to the rest of the world. Oh, I forgot - liberals!

Posted by: oldgeezer at June 20, 2018 04:15 PM (lHLIE)

45 Huzzah! We can almost smell the sweet, sweet government contract dollars rolling in!

Posted by: The Flingley Trebuchet Works, LLC at June 20, 2018 04:15 PM (BRvh1)

46 Eh... if they have existing contracts they can just shut the hell up and do what they're told.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 20, 2018 04:15 PM (h2Bdk)

47 We should recommission old cruise ships, keep them in port until full and make a one way trip to Veracruz, Mexico. Wash, repeat.

Posted by: Central Scrutinizer at June 20, 2018 04:15 PM (vI+F1)

48 So children who are being sent from the border detention to relatives in NYC are banned from traveling on these two airlines.
Posted by: Jen


Yes. They will be paired with a hobo and hooked up with a freight train.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2018 04:15 PM (zHhW4)

49 Um...Skippy.

If you are taking them back to their home, aren't you reuniting them with their families, instead of separating them?

Why does UA not want to reunite families?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 20, 2018 04:15 PM (EyPfd)

50 It's funny because two months from now this will all be forgotten...

Posted by: Max Power at June 20, 2018 04:15 PM (Hucnr)

51 *waves arms*
We have planes!!

Posted by: UPS at June 20, 2018 04:16 PM (xBSm0)

52 30,

Yep. They haven't thought this thru.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 20, 2018 04:16 PM (7LY+6)

53 They walked here, right?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 20, 2018 04:16 PM (5jVnA)

54 The INS used to have its own airlines. They made a point of delivering illegals far away from their home to make a financial point of fucking with the US Border.

Posted by: Gumby at June 20, 2018 04:16 PM (2LelM)

55 Up next, refusing to fly the kids and their parents back together.

Posted by: buzzion at June 20, 2018 04:16 PM (lKs2v)

56 Well of course not, fear of the Left is the main driving force in America today.

Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2018 04:16 PM (pHfeF)

57 Antonovs flown by washed up Aeroflot pilots.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 20, 2018 04:16 PM (fA1SL)

58 Southwest airlines FTW

Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at June 20, 2018 04:16 PM (czkHE)

59 33
Pay me per ride and I'll do it 7 days a week"



Per ton. I've an F 150...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 20, 2018 04:14 PM (7LY+6)

I'm in. Silverado Crew Cab. We got us a convoy.......

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 20, 2018 04:16 PM (jxbfJ)

60 And have they heard about the law that will allow foreign airlines to fly local flights?

They can be replaced and the fares go down.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 20, 2018 04:16 PM (bkV+o)

61 How is the left going to ever recover the Evil Corporation narrative, when they do their bidding without much prompting?

Posted by: Axeman at June 20, 2018 04:16 PM (vDqXW)

62 Maybe the Germans have some trains they can lend us ...

Posted by: Adriane the Sarcastic Critic ... at June 20, 2018 04:16 PM (AoK0a)

63 Eh? They get to fly back? Why not bused back?

Posted by: IC at June 20, 2018 04:16 PM (a0IVu)

64 Slow Boat to Oaxaca?

Posted by: Gumby at June 20, 2018 04:16 PM (2LelM)

65 If it was me, I'd cancel every single one of their government contracts like right now.


=======
My guess is the companies can break a contract but will sue if the feds break a contract. I'd take them to court and impose some very hefty fines for breech of contract.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 20, 2018 04:16 PM (pw+jk)

66

How high is the bar for insanity?

About 30,000 ft. in this case.

Depending on cloud cover, of course.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 20, 2018 04:17 PM (HaL55)

67 it seems like the more trump we get, the more the remaining few anti-trumpers writhe around more and more violently creating a thousand more trumps

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 20, 2018 04:17 PM (FOPyv)

68 Shipping containers and a shoehorn

Posted by: Bruce at June 20, 2018 04:17 PM (8ikIW)

69 You know, it's a gott-dang shame that the United States Armed Forces as a whole have no flying machines with which to transport people with. Not a single one.

Dang shame.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 20, 2018 04:17 PM (BRvh1)

70 Deny United and American the use of US airspace. If they want to play, then they get the shiv.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at June 20, 2018 04:17 PM (O9qtX)

71 How about Aeromexico flies them, or else they lose their US air routes?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 20, 2018 04:17 PM (ATVNj)

72 If UA and AA are under contract with the US Govt., and they will not fulfill the terms of their contract -- they lose the contract. Case closed. There are other airlines that would/could use the business.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 20, 2018 04:17 PM (jxbfJ)

73 We should recommission old cruise ships, keep them in port until full
and make a one way trip to Veracruz, Mexico. Wash, repeat.


Liberian container ships.

Posted by: Roland THTG at June 20, 2018 04:17 PM (xBSm0)

74 Pay me per ride and I'll do it 7 days a week"

Per ton. I've an F 150...
Posted by: Anon a mouse


So. Three senoritas.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2018 04:17 PM (zHhW4)

75 Air Pinochet will take them

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 20, 2018 04:17 PM (OLCnA)

76 Oh for God's sake.

This shit is getting to be absolutely intolerable.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 20, 2018 04:17 PM (4ErVI)

77 Trump should announce that he won't be giving American or United any more U.S. government business, so they can preserve their virtue-signalling dignity.

F*ck them.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 20, 2018 04:17 PM (fqUgw)

78 47 The Love Boat,load up the muffins and make a run.The Love Boat,ship those muppets back to Mexico!

Posted by: steevy at June 20, 2018 04:17 PM (LiyEm)

79 we should outsource this to mexican airlines

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 20, 2018 04:17 PM (FOPyv)

80 Well, I for one think they should give free transport to the U.S. for anyone declaring themselves a refugee.
From anywhere in the world.
Otherwise they are racists.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 20, 2018 04:17 PM (VpIIl)

81 OK.

Aero Pinochet it is then.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 20, 2018 04:18 PM (L+DZm)

82 A contract is a contract, right?

Posted by: frode at June 20, 2018 04:18 PM (Amc8V)

83 They are a business and allowed to do what they want!!!

Posted by: Libertardians at June 20, 2018 04:18 PM (J70i0)

84 Count me in - crew cab shortbed F150 - I'll even serve cold water.

Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 20, 2018 04:18 PM (37IEG)

85 [[insert jacking off motion]]

Thank you for virtue signalling.

Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at June 20, 2018 04:18 PM (2MNlk)

86

They are all starting to sound and act like sh*t for brains, little kid Hogg. Stamping feet. Holding their breath.

Children.

But, worse.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 20, 2018 04:18 PM (fceHP)

87 So- I guess they now go back to Mexico, who let them in, and it becomes their problem.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 20, 2018 04:18 PM (VpIIl)

88 F'in' United would probably lose them anyway.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at June 20, 2018 04:18 PM (7oUUT)

89 "We have no desire to be associated with separating families, or worse, to profit from it," the company said in a statement Wednesday. "We have every expectation the government will comply with our request and we thank them for doing so."

"But we're still on for dragging obnoxious Chinks off our planes."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 20, 2018 04:18 PM (L+DZm)

90
People virtue signalling has donned the leather jacket, put on ski's and jumped the shark to Corporate Virtue Signalling.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 20, 2018 04:19 PM (8XRCm)

91 All Trump has to do is ban United and American from Federal Business. Do you have any idea how many GSers fly every week?

Posted by: Gumby at June 20, 2018 04:19 PM (2LelM)

92 ICE buses. Drop them off at their point of entry.

Posted by: Bosk at June 20, 2018 04:19 PM (fjMEv)

93 How high is the bar for insanity?
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 04:13 PM



Helloooooo! **waves** Wow you people look like ants from up here.

Posted by: Peter Fonda at June 20, 2018 04:19 PM (EzdLW)

94 Some competitor might be glad for the extra income--then again, the gov might need to spin off Deportation Airlines.

Posted by: Axeman at June 20, 2018 04:19 PM (vDqXW)

95 C-5's & C117's & C-130'swork just as well and carry more people.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 20, 2018 04:19 PM (Y9uH4)

96 57 Antonovs flown by washed up Aeroflot pilots.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 20, 2018 04:16 PM (fA1SL)

Talk about Slav customer service! "Welcome to Flight 329 to some shithole. Is your captain. We arrive at destination sometime today. Anybody have vodka?"

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 20, 2018 04:19 PM (RD7QR)

97
Bake me a cake, AS.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 20, 2018 04:19 PM (BWL+E)

98 The government should withdraw ALL of its business from United and American.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 20, 2018 04:19 PM (L+DZm)

99 No border, no wall, no USA at all!!!

Posted by: Antifa, now the official American position at June 20, 2018 04:19 PM (YtLwH)

100 Attorney: Your Honor, on behalf of Dewey, Cheathem and Howe, my client, UA, did not breach the contract with the government, but rather exercised its rights under the contract to refuse to perform.

The Court: Where exactly is that provision?

Attorney: It's right there, the handwritten stuff right after the provision saying PDT is an orange freak.
Court: Counsel for the Government, how much were you requesting in sanctions again?

Posted by: Penfold at June 20, 2018 04:20 PM (Fbt5B)

101 My guess is the companies can break a contract but will sue if the feds break a contract.


Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 20, 2018 04:16 PM (pw+jk)
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Oh ho ho, not at all. The government is fond of fining contractors for anything they can.


Posted by: bluebell at June 20, 2018 04:20 PM (rhdgT)

102 We should recommission old cruise ships, keep them in port until full and make a one way trip to Veracruz, Mexico. Wash, repeat.

Liberian container ships.
Posted by: Roland THTG


Paging Captain Schettino.
Paging Captain Francis Schettino.

Please pick up the Costa Concordia courtesy phone.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2018 04:20 PM (zHhW4)

103 We have no desire to be associated with separating families.

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Oh...... Ill remind you assholes of that when you cancel a flight and I miss my connection to get back home.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 20, 2018 04:20 PM (8XRCm)

104 "21 Fly Trebuchet Airways! Comfortable seating, quick flights.

Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 20, 2018 04:13 PM (37IEG)"


And best of all, no long TSA waiting lines !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 20, 2018 04:20 PM (GNCPT)

105 They did make it a "request" so I have a feeling they have to transport whoever the government says they have to transport.

They're just looking for air time.

Contribute to the confusion and insanity.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 20, 2018 04:20 PM (bkV+o)

106 "Do you have any idea how many GSers fly every week?"


NGU provides his own ticket on the carrier of his choice...yes?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 20, 2018 04:20 PM (EyPfd)

107 Just another reason to drive and enjoy the scenery.

Posted by: Dick at June 20, 2018 04:20 PM (SRarZ)

108 Drive them one foot across the border into Mexico and drop them off. They walked in, they can walk home.

Not seeing the problem.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2018 04:20 PM (/tuJf)

109 CANCEL ALL THEIR CONTRACTS.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 20, 2018 04:20 PM (oVJmc)

110 62 Posted by: Adriane the Sarcastic Critic ... at June 20, 2018 04:16 PM (AoK0a)

American Airlines did Obama's bidding, I can't walk into Lincolnshire UK, and demand back ancestral lands taken from my family in the 1600s....
why can 10 million guys named Juan do so based on an 1800s purchase?

Posted by: sven at June 20, 2018 04:20 PM (SzZnW)

111 Yes, all corporations are right wing. Ha ha.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 20, 2018 04:20 PM (IqV8l)

112 So many companies to boycott, so little money to withhold.

Posted by: zombie at June 20, 2018 04:20 PM (c+2jX)

113 >>>Yes let's do All the Corporate Favors for the Chamber of Commerce.

Well, it's not so much that. It's that the CEO is a Mexican. Like that Indian Pepsi bitch, we let these people come here, and as AA hires in sinecures get treated much better than they deserve. Instead of showing gratitude towards this country and respecting the rule of law, they behave like tribal, subhuman animals. They repay goodwill and openmindedness will bigotry and herd mentality.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 20, 2018 04:20 PM (/qEW2)

114 So if they havr contracts and are not fulfilling them - CANCEL the contract.

Get woke, go broke.

Posted by: Nevyan at June 20, 2018 04:20 PM (a7HML)

115 Talk about Slav customer service! "Welcome to Flight 329 to some shithole. Is your captain. We arrive at destination sometime today. Anybody have vodka?"
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 20, 2018 04:19 PM (RD7QR)


That would be "scheduled service to some shithole. Where the plane actually lands, and its speed and angle of attack when it does so, are another question entirely.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 20, 2018 04:21 PM (L+DZm)

116 It's summertime, and there are probably a lot of school buses not being used for the next few months.

Posted by: bluebell at June 20, 2018 04:21 PM (rhdgT)

117 Hey, UA and AA. Nice planes you got there. Be a shame if something happened to them.---FAA Air Traffic Controllers.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 20, 2018 04:21 PM (9BLnV)

118 eh...screw um. The USPS has contractual agreements with air freight providers already in place. Toss them (FedEx) a few extra dollars to convert some of their lesser used airliners into passenger transport...and use them.

Posted by: Orson at June 20, 2018 04:21 PM (f4pfm)

119
United will have the kids put in the overhead compartments, then be surprised when they die of suffocation.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 20, 2018 04:21 PM (BWL+E)

120 Fly Trebuchet Airways! Comfortable seating, quick flights.
Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 20, 2018 04:13 PM (37IEG)"

Deluxe first class flights have you wrapped in beach balls and an emergency balloon.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 20, 2018 04:21 PM (bkV+o)

121 C-5's & C117's & C-130'swork just as well and carry more people.
---------------------------

We really don't want to use mil A/C for this.

Transportation of mil assets is a priority.

Part of reason CRAF was implemented.

Posted by: dDan at June 20, 2018 04:21 PM (hwYmz)

122 Well, it's not so much that. It's that the CEO is a Mexican. Like that Indian Pepsi bitch, we let these people come here, and as AA hires in sinecures get treated much better than they deserve. Instead of showing gratitude towards this country and respecting the rule of law, they behave like tribal, subhuman animals. They repay goodwill and openmindedness will bigotry and herd mentality.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 20, 2018 04:20 PM (/qEW2)


This.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 20, 2018 04:21 PM (L+DZm)

123 103 We have no desire to be associated with separating families.
_____________________________________

Except if you're Asian, and middle-aged, and male.

Then we will unceremoniously drag your ass out of the plane and post it on youtube.

Posted by: United at June 20, 2018 04:21 PM (ATVNj)

124 "Please pick up the Costa Concordia courtesy wall ceiling phone.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 20, 2018 04:22 PM (EyPfd)

125 Sounds like a real good time to start an airline.
I'd begin by bidding just for the DOD contracts.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2018 04:22 PM (0tfLf)

126 Antonovs flown by washed up Aeroflot pilots.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 20, 2018 04:16 PM (fA1SL)

Talk about Slav customer service! "Welcome to Flight 329 to some shithole. Is your captain. We arrive at destination sometime today. Anybody have vodka?"
Posted by: joncelli


Malaysian Airlines. Problem disappears forever.

Too soon?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2018 04:22 PM (zHhW4)

127 Do we have anymore WWII LSTs still floating?

Posted by: Gumby at June 20, 2018 04:22 PM (2LelM)

128 Less likely to fly those airlines? How do I use them less than zero?

Posted by: Neil deGrasse It's not rape if I'm wearing the dress Tyson at June 20, 2018 04:22 PM (1L9V9)

129 102
We should recommission old cruise ships, keep them in port until full
and make a one way trip to Veracruz, Mexico. Wash, repeat.



Liberian container ships.

Posted by: Roland THTG





Paging Captain Schettino.

Paging Captain Francis Schettino.



Please pick up the Costa Concordia courtesy phone.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2018 04:20 PM (zHhW4)

We even have some disciplined US Navy junior grade officers that we can recruit to navigate the ships. I hear they need practice.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 20, 2018 04:22 PM (jxbfJ)

130 Wasn't Dilbert's Elbonian Airlines like that?

Posted by: jakee308 at June 20, 2018 04:22 PM (bkV+o)

131 Hadrian - see #12, beat you to it!

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 20, 2018 04:22 PM (k1TUh)

132 >>>Just another reason to drive and enjoy the scenery.

thank god and greyhound...

Posted by: concrete girl at June 20, 2018 04:22 PM (yzU5t)

133 Did they just cut their noses off? I think that they may have forgotten that we live in a market economy. Somewhere, someone is going to love getting that business.

Posted by: goon at June 20, 2018 04:23 PM (PEcU2)

134
In related news..... DICKS Sporting Goods announces they are no longer selling assault rifles to undocumented immigrants in any of their chain stores.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 20, 2018 04:23 PM (8XRCm)

135 United will have the kids put in the overhead compartments, then be surprised when they die of suffocation.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 20, 2018 04:21 PM (BWL+E)

And blame Ivanka Trump for it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 20, 2018 04:23 PM (BRvh1)

136 C-5's C117's C-130'swork just as well and carry more people.


Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 20, 2018 04:19 PM

---

Plus they have to get their quarterly training hours in one way or the other.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 20, 2018 04:23 PM (+Dllb)

137 AA hasn't been flying anyone out of Charlotte for a week now. Maybe they could concentrate on that shit show instead.

Posted by: NCKate at June 20, 2018 04:23 PM (nU09Z)

138 We are quite screwed with 1/2 of the country inviting a invasion and hiding them once they get here, actually fighting the Fed's to do that.

Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2018 04:23 PM (pHfeF)

139 115. As I say, SMR benefit from enhanced, accelerated natural selection.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 20, 2018 04:23 PM (fA1SL)

140 Aren't all airlines involved with separating people from their families?

Posted by: Gumby at June 20, 2018 04:23 PM (2LelM)

141 So. Three senoritas.
Posted by: rickb223 "

Ah... si.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at June 20, 2018 04:23 PM (7LY+6)

142 How are these airlines not being racist?

Posted by: Rob Crawford at June 20, 2018 04:23 PM (t9n/3)

143 Sounds like a real good time to start an airline.
I'd begin by bidding just for the DOD contracts.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2018 04:22 PM (0tfLf)
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ICEAir.

Posted by: bluebell at June 20, 2018 04:23 PM (rhdgT)

144 Fly Trebuchet Airways! Comfortable seating, quick flights.
Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 20, 2018 04:13 PM (37IEG)"
---
You've never felt so free in the air.

Posted by: Axeman at June 20, 2018 04:23 PM (vDqXW)

145 Are you guys really so anxious to make yourselves even MORE unpopular?
Flesh-eating bacteria are about to lap you.

Posted by: pep at June 20, 2018 04:24 PM (LAe3v)

146 Considering the state of airline travel these days, I'll be driving to my vacation destinations. Between getting raped by TSA, luggage getting lost, airline delays, and generally rotten behavior by airlines, its just easier to drive. Its too bad really, airline travel is the safest its ever been but the service is worse.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 20, 2018 04:24 PM (R+L56)

147 Someone get hold of AeroMexico and see if they're interested in making some dinero.

Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 20, 2018 04:24 PM (37IEG)

148 Ah I see... them Dems are gonna grease the corporate coffers with big kick backs and tax breaks just as soon as they get their voters safe and comfy in the good ole' U.S.


Posted by: dananjcon at June 20, 2018 04:24 PM (xqfqx)

149 "United 777 Heavy, turn right heading 270 and enter into a holding pattern...we'll get with you in an hour or two."

FAA Air Traffic Controllers

Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2018 04:24 PM (0tfLf)

150 screw these guys. you think coyotes won't take money from us to smuggle these fuckers back where they came from?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 20, 2018 04:24 PM (MTjB1)

151 I think the CEOs and boards of these Airlines need to have IRS anal probes.
Then the Airlines should start getting FAA and NTSB and whatever other federal agency has authority, anal probes.
All contracts with these firms should be revoked with penalties for non-compliance.
Time for liberals to pay the price.

Posted by: Iblis at June 20, 2018 04:24 PM (9221z)

152

"See... the... U-SA!
From the rearview mirror
on a TREB-uchet!..."


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 20, 2018 04:24 PM (VM6ev)

153 We wont separate your kids but happy to kill your dog.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 20, 2018 04:24 PM (ovir2)

154 OK, let them walk.
They cross the border in violation of our immigration laws, actually have their case adjudicated and they are legally denied entry.
But they don't want the government to give them a free flight home.
M'kay

Posted by: Marcus T at June 20, 2018 04:25 PM (VpIIl)

155 United? That airline that drags paying passengers off of their airliners?

That United?

How about if the President directs all Federal agencies to *not* use AA or UA?

Posted by: filbert at June 20, 2018 04:25 PM (953wK)

156

Fly Translove Airways gets you there on time

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 20, 2018 04:25 PM (IqV8l)

157 63 Eh? They get to fly back? Why not bused back?
Posted by: IC at June 20, 2018 04:16 PM (a0IVu)


Most illegals coming in these days aren't from Mexico. They're from places like El Salvador and Guatemala. Even though they went through Mexico to get over the border, the Mexicans won't take them back.

Mexicans aren't as motivated to come because, drug gang problems in the north notwithstanding, the Mexican economy is booming, and TFR is right around replacement.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 20, 2018 04:25 PM (h2Bdk)

158 144 Fly Trebuchet Airways! Comfortable seating, quick flights.
Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 20, 2018 04:13 PM (37IEG)"
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You've never felt so free in the air.
Posted by: Axeman

Up, up and away in my beautiful balloon.

Posted by: wrg500 at June 20, 2018 04:25 PM (Bdeb0)

159 In the end the hysteria about the illegal immigrant children (who Maddow et al don't and never did care about) will help Trump - the left has nothing left to attack him. The IG report is blowing up the Russian collusion and showing the real collusion was with the left and the FBI. Stormy Daniels went nowhere. All the other attacks have failed. (If nothing else Trump is resilient.) The MSM, the Dems, the Hollywood celebs, all the hard-left crazies, are desperate for something, anything - even if helps them for a few weeks but hurts them in the long run (the separation law was put in place 20 years ago under Clinton, Obama did the same thing Trump is doing for all 8 years he was in office, etc.). The left has run out of bullets - they don't know what to do now except scream at the sky. Trump is in a really strong position right now.

Posted by: Tommy at June 20, 2018 04:25 PM (yEAdf)

160 C-5's C117's C-130'swork just as well and carry more people.


Posted by: Jak Sucio at June




well, with those planes you do not even have to land to unload your passengers.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 20, 2018 04:25 PM (MTjB1)

161 Hey, let's try my newly invented teleportation device. What could go wrong?

Posted by: Jeff Goldblum at June 20, 2018 04:25 PM (QLvwG)

162 147 Someone get hold of AeroMexico and see if they're interested in making some dinero.
Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 20, 2018 04:24 PM (37IEG)


Deniro? Travis Bickel es un puta-madre!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 20, 2018 04:25 PM (VM6ev)

163 I see a lot of people are choosing Civil War 2.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at June 20, 2018 04:25 PM (J70i0)

164 Hate it when you forget you socked last time, and come back to post in the wrong character.

Posted by: Sponge at June 20, 2018 04:25 PM (Pi667)

165 We have no desire to be associated with separating families.

Unless you consider your dog or bunny rabbit part of your family.....Cause we're gonna kill it.

Posted by: United by one brain cell at June 20, 2018 04:26 PM (q8F2l)

166 ICEAir.


Posted by: bluebell at June 20, 2018 04:23 PM



I like it!
ICEAir...Our flight do not have an Estimate Time of Arrival, but a Probability or Arrival.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2018 04:26 PM (0tfLf)

167 We could have them carry like, 2 lbs of brick per person, and they could drop it off as they crossed the line south.
Win/Win.

Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 20, 2018 04:26 PM (37IEG)

168 they hate you, the Ruling Class really, really hates you.

they want to replace you with people who can be more easily manipulated in surrendering their freedom...

and they are winning

Posted by: Shoey at June 20, 2018 04:26 PM (tRYHy)

169
Put them all into Don Lemon's black hole...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 20, 2018 04:26 PM (VM6ev)

170
Golden Scalp Weasel.... this is Rattler. He have missile lock on UA Flight 267. Request permission to engage.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 20, 2018 04:26 PM (8XRCm)

171 now you know why the liberals want aggregation in the transportation sector and not competition.

You control transport, you control a lot.

Posted by: Simplemind at June 20, 2018 04:26 PM (fNC78)

172 Hollywood would have you believe every corporation is run by a comical, far-right, heartless, myopic capitalist. Here in the real world, can anyone name a big corporation NOT run by a doctrinaire leftist?

Posted by: bonhomme at June 20, 2018 04:26 PM (9qZ3S)

173 163 I see a lot of people are choosing Civil War 2.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist

It's starting to look like 1862

Posted by: wrg500 at June 20, 2018 04:26 PM (Bdeb0)

174 OK, I've f***ing had it. This is it.


These idiotic dipshits need a strong response.


Cancel these contracts (there damn well should be recourse within the contract to prevent or punish crap like this), pronto.


Use other airlines or charter services.


GOP members of Congress should immediately introduce legislation, to be added as an amendment to appropriations bills (remember those, WH staff? The ones the president should promise to veto unless they come to him in regular order?) barring any federal $ for American or United.


But I'll also note how far the rot and degradation have gone, as reasons for my pessimism.


This is the most dishonest, insulting stunt imaginable. "Separating" families by deportation - the *only* action/sanction available to enforce immigration law, to any nation - is beyond the pale.


Posted by: rhomboid at June 20, 2018 04:27 PM (QDnY+)

175 What do a Trebuchet and a San Antonio KFC have in common?


They both have a Family Sized Bucket.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 20, 2018 04:27 PM (BRvh1)

176 Airlines do crazy amounts of business with the USG. If Trump really wants to rub their nose in it he can just issue an executive order stating no more civil service or contractor travel on those airlines. It would literally break them.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 20, 2018 04:27 PM (h2Bdk)

177 Send 'em on Garuda. They'll be so fucking scared they'll never leave home again.

Posted by: wth at June 20, 2018 04:27 PM (HgMAr)

178 163 I see a lot of people are choosing Civil War 2.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at June 20, 2018 04:25 PM (J70i0)


Not fond'a Peter. Nope.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 20, 2018 04:27 PM (VM6ev)

179 I fully expect that left wing violence will skyrocket as election day approaches.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 20, 2018 04:27 PM (KxbBq)

180 Paging Captain Schettino. "

Cap'n Hazelwood?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 20, 2018 04:27 PM (7LY+6)

181 Eh. Just use C-5s instead...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 20, 2018 04:27 PM (AM1GF)

182 Put them all into Don Lemon's black hole...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 20, 2018 04:26 PM (VM6ev)

-----

*gasp*
*clutches pearls*

PHRASING!!!

and

RACIST!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at June 20, 2018 04:27 PM (8XRCm)

183 These companies have seen Dicks and Netflix stock rise after their virtue signaling and think they can do the same. Meh! I really don't care. I don't use any of these companies anyways.

Posted by: lin-duh at June 20, 2018 04:27 PM (kufk0)

184 175 What do a Trebuchet and a San Antonio KFC have in common?

They both have a Family Sized Bucket.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 20, 2018 04:27 PM (BRvh1)

Thread winner.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 20, 2018 04:27 PM (72PAC)

185
Talk about Slav customer service! "Welcome to Flight 329 to some shithole. Is your captain. We arrive at destination sometime today. Anybody have vodka?"

Kids fly free? Kids fly plane!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aeroflot_Flight_593

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 20, 2018 04:27 PM (BWL+E)

186 We should just "rehabilitate" the smugglers by having them herd people back across the border into Mexico. I don't see why we should transport anyone to anywhere other than to Mexico. Not our problem.

Posted by: goon at June 20, 2018 04:27 PM (PEcU2)

187 177 Send 'em on Garuda. They'll be so fucking scared they'll never leave home again.
Posted by: wth at June 20, 2018 04:27 PM (HgMAr)


June 1992. Moscow to Krasnoyarsk on an IL-76. Gypsies standing in the aisles with chickens and goats.

Mic-drop.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 20, 2018 04:28 PM (VM6ev)

188 I don't get what separation is involved that airplanes would be needed for. Aren't the parents and kids in detention centers mostly in contiguous states?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2018 04:28 PM (O5K3f)

189
"We have no desire to be associated with separating families, or worse, to profit from it," the company said in a statement Wednesday.


But if you want your beloved family pet killed they'll be glad to lend a hand.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 20, 2018 04:28 PM (10vO4)

190 What do a Trebuchet and a San Antonio KFC have in common?


They both have a Family Sized Bucket.
Posted by: Warai-otoko


*el snorto

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2018 04:28 PM (zHhW4)

191 I knew there was a refugee class.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 20, 2018 04:28 PM (ovir2)

192 Time for liberals to pay the price.
Posted by: Iblis at June 20, 2018 04:24 PM (9221z)

I have a feeling, like most laws, the Feds have been lax on a lot of airlines. Well, it'll be a shock when every i and t has to be crossed, in triplicate.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at June 20, 2018 04:28 PM (J70i0)

193 Probably already mentioned: the socialist activist who harassed Neilson at dinner last night is - get this! - a DoJ employee.

Allison Hrabar, paralegal. Fire her NOW.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 20, 2018 04:28 PM (W+vEI)

194 People virtue signalling has donned the leather jacket, put on ski's and jumped the shark to Corporate Virtue Signalling.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 20, 2018 04:19 PM (8XRCm)



Hope they don't run into any trees on the way.

I wonder how many Mexicans work for them? I kinda think there may be a lot, and thus internal pressure has come to bear.

I hate the GOP for selling people the lie about illegal cheap labor no one else would do. The only people enriched were the wealthy and Dems. I won't go into a screed, but I could. Even Paul Krugman in the beginning knew it was wrong. But then the Establishment Elites in Govt. and Corporations got their orders and changed their tune.

Sooooo many people bought it. So many. All. I had already become disillusioned with the GOP, but that was another nail in the coffin.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 04:28 PM (mNJBC)

195 180 Paging Captain Schettino. "

Cap'n Hazelwood?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 20, 2018 04:27 PM (7LY+6)


"Pfft!"

- - Queeg

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 20, 2018 04:28 PM (VM6ev)

196 Manhunt on for a 26 year old who threatened to kill President Trump.This is what they want,to stoke so much hatred that a nut does their dirty work for them.

Posted by: steevy at June 20, 2018 04:29 PM (LiyEm)

197 Paging Captain Schettino. "

Cap'n Hazelwood?
Posted by: Anon a mouse

I'm rested, hydrated and ready.

Posted by: zombie Capt Smith RMS Titanic at June 20, 2018 04:29 PM (q8F2l)

198
What about children separated from their parents who are being returned to their parents? Will the airlines help reunited those children with their parents in their home countries?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 20, 2018 04:29 PM (roQNm)

199 Airlines have been sucking so much cock lately, I guess United figured another bag of dicks couldn't hurt.

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 20, 2018 04:29 PM (y7DUB)

200 188 I don't get what separation is involved that airplanes would be needed for. Aren't the parents and kids in detention centers mostly in contiguous states?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2018 04:28 PM (O5K3f)


Unfortunately, mostly our contiguous lower 48.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 20, 2018 04:29 PM (VM6ev)

201 "113 >>>Yes let's do All the Corporate Favors for the Chamber of Commerce.

Well, it's not so much that. It's that the CEO is a Mexican. Like that Indian Pepsi bitch, we let these people come here, and as AA hires in sinecures get treated much better than they deserve. Instead of showing gratitude towards this country and respecting the rule of law, they behave like tribal, subhuman animals. They repay goodwill and openmindedness will bigotry and herd mentality.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 20, 2018 04:20 PM (/qEW2)"

Wow.
You have no idea how much I wish I could believe you were making a joke.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 20, 2018 04:29 PM (GNCPT)

202 I'm waiting for the antifa assholes to start attacking the ICE agents that the NY dickhead doxxed and released.

The body count is going to get a lot higher before those assholes get the message.

Posted by: Sponge at June 20, 2018 04:29 PM (Pi667)

203 Have ICE drop them off at CNN headquarters. Or maybe Google.

Posted by: X-ray at June 20, 2018 04:29 PM (HC+Vc)

204 189
"We have no desire to be associated with separating families, or worse, to profit from it," the company said in a statement Wednesday.


But if you want your beloved family pet killed they'll be glad to lend a hand.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 20, 2018 04:28 PM (10vO4)


They'll also beat the shit out of you if you protest being bumped, and it's all included in the ticket price.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 20, 2018 04:29 PM (h2Bdk)

205 2,000 illegal immigrants children whose parents knowingly broke the law and brought them here, are incarcerated, thereby being separated from them.
We've got our FBI subverting the law, Democrats creating phony dossiers and conspiring with the prior administration to subvert the Constitution/law and a phony special counsel trying to undermine a U.S. President.
But illegal immigrants are what Democrats are "outraged" about?

Posted by: Marcus T at June 20, 2018 04:30 PM (VpIIl)

206 Barges. Lots of barges. In the Gulf of Mexico.

Posted by: Lester at June 20, 2018 04:30 PM (LfJIn)

207 Damned hard keeping score on which companies to deal with and movies to watch.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 20, 2018 04:30 PM (FTlwv)

208 Airlines do crazy amounts of business with the USG.
If Trump really wants to rub their nose in it he can just issue an
executive order stating no more civil service or contractor travel on
those airlines. It would literally break them.


Posted by: Ace's liver at June 20, 2018 04:27 PM

---

Yes it would.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 20, 2018 04:30 PM (+Dllb)

209 Fly me!

https://youtu.be/XawRcZWgBPw

Posted by: National Airlines at June 20, 2018 04:30 PM (EzdLW)

210 I'm to the point where I think conservatives should actively be going after big corporations.

They are all like this now. They've been taken over by the 28 year old PR flunkie than runs their Twitter page.

Posted by: Maritime at June 20, 2018 04:30 PM (lKmt3)

211 I say those kids dodged a bullet with United.

They have a reputation for killings animals so it isn't a far step to think they have a 50/50 chance of arriving alive at their destination.

Posted by: mpfs channeling Wm T Sherman at June 20, 2018 04:30 PM (Mjtwb)

212 196 Posted by: steevy at June 20, 2018 04:29 PM (LiyEm)

What price did the left pay socially for their BarneyBot shooting at our GOP softball team?
This very FBI said it was "not terrorism."

Posted by: sven at June 20, 2018 04:31 PM (SzZnW)

213 Hey, let's try my newly invented teleportation device. What could go wrong?
Posted by: Jeff Goldblum"

Hey...

/david hedison

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 20, 2018 04:31 PM (7LY+6)

214 We have no desire to be associated with separating families, or worse, to profit from it," the company said in a statement Wednesday.



Oh BS on the profit thing. There is profit here for you somewhere. I could hazard a few guesses too.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 04:31 PM (mNJBC)

215 "We are all woke cucks now." -- Most American CEOs

Posted by: ShainS at June 20, 2018 04:31 PM (o9JxP)

216 Dump 'em at Zuckerberg's Hawaii estate.

Posted by: Iblis at June 20, 2018 04:31 PM (9221z)

217 A Detention Tent City at Google Campus would be fun. I would love to watch all the Aspergy Geeks dealing with Guatemalan Indians.

Posted by: Gumby at June 20, 2018 04:31 PM (2LelM)

218 Delta Airlines, if they had any sense, could make a killing here.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 20, 2018 04:31 PM (ujg0T)

219 206 Barges. Lots of barges. In the Gulf of Mexico.
Posted by: Lester at June 20, 2018 04:30 PM (LfJIn)


We don't need no steen-keeng barges!

Sinking ones, maybe.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 20, 2018 04:31 PM (VM6ev)

220 Jesus! By definition, by the time families need the flights home they already are reunited!

Posted by: Serious Cat at June 20, 2018 04:31 PM (aNP7B)

221 It's starting to look like 1862
Posted by: wrg500 at June 20, 2018 04:26 PM (Bdeb0)

Now with more people, dispersed populations that hate each other, and little goodwill.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at June 20, 2018 04:31 PM (J70i0)

222 We have no desire to be associated with separating families.
...........

But your luggage? That's another issue altogether.

Posted by: United Airlines at June 20, 2018 04:31 PM (HgMAr)

223 181 Eh. Just use C-5s instead...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 20, 2018 04:27 PM (AM1GF)

Thats what I thought too.

Pilots get the airtime.

Posted by: Golfman at June 20, 2018 04:31 PM (0TRAZ)

224 It seems the DHS has replied to the airlines.....And it's good.

https://twitter.com/SpoxDHS

Posted by: Sponge at June 20, 2018 04:32 PM (Pi667)

225 I'm waiting for the antifa assholes to start attacking the ICE agents that the NY dickhead doxxed and released.

The body count is going to get a lot higher before those assholes get the message.
Posted by: Sponge


Ok.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2018 04:32 PM (zHhW4)

226 I'd boycott United and American, but flying is such a miserable experience that I don't even feel like going on a vacation anymore.

They're like Starbucks. I wish I could show my displeasure with their stupid views, but their business is so sucky that I wouldn't use them anyway.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 20, 2018 04:32 PM (+lVUW)

227 216 Dump 'em at Zuckerberg's Hawaii estate.
Posted by: Iblis at June 20, 2018 04:31 PM (9221z)


Jeff Epstein's and Branson's.

Oh boy!!! Literally.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 20, 2018 04:32 PM (VM6ev)

228 These companies have seen Dicks and Netflix stock rise after their virtue signaling"

Stock "rise"?

Ah, you may wanna check that.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 20, 2018 04:32 PM (7LY+6)

229 42 Do we really have to return them to their original places of residence? Why not just dump them on the Mexican side of the border and let the Beaners deal with it? Most of them are "undocumented" anyway, so who knows where they're from.
Posted by: Ruthless at June 20, 2018 04:15 PM (md3fh)



Again, think Cancun. "Chutes and Ladders" on a continental scale.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 20, 2018 04:32 PM (ujg0T)

230 Antonovs flown by washed up Aeroflot pilots.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 20, 2018 04:16 PM (fA1SL)


I flew on Aeroflot from Odessa to Moscow. The pilot - obviously a Red Air Force veteran or reject - thought he was flying a Stuka when he approached Vnukovo airport in a power dive.

This being the USSR at the time, people brought food from Odessa (Ukraine being the breadbasket of the USSR, and food distribution in the USSR being notoriously bad) onto the plane.

When the pilot did his Stuka maneuver, a woman who'd brought a bunch of honeydew melons in a string basket lost control of them, and they rolled forward toward the cockpit while everyone stuck their feet out to stop them.

True story.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 20, 2018 04:32 PM (L+DZm)

231 221 It's starting to look like 1862
Posted by: wrg500 at June 20, 2018 04:26 PM (Bdeb0)

Now with more people, dispersed populations that hate each other, and little goodwill.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist

And better arms

Posted by: wrg500 at June 20, 2018 04:32 PM (Bdeb0)

232 The FAA should have a field day with this.

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2018 04:32 PM (DV+JV)

233 226 I'd boycott United and American, but flying is such a miserable experience that I don't even feel like going on a vacation anymore.

They're like Starbucks. I wish I could show my displeasure with their stupid views, but their business is so sucky that I wouldn't use them anyway.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 20, 2018 04:32 PM (+lVUW)


Every airport only plays CNN, serves Starbucks and flies UAL and AA.

Gevalt.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 20, 2018 04:32 PM (VM6ev)

234 Where is BEN ROETHLISBERGER to tell us how funny the Trebuchet / San Antonio KFC commanlity is funny because they both have family size buckets???

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 20, 2018 04:33 PM (Y9uH4)

235 If 10k out of 12k of the ninos are currently unaccompanied, wouldn't transporting them out of the US be REUNITING them with their families, not "separating" them?

UAL change name to ReUnited Airlines

Posted by: Hands at June 20, 2018 04:33 PM (EzdLW)

236 How long does it take to clear an airplane from a bomb threat? I'm asking for a friend.

Posted by: Gumby at June 20, 2018 04:33 PM (2LelM)

237 Bretibart's headline is giving me a migraine? Trump caves..no he doesn't, liberals still outraged..well, which is it, Mr. Editor?

Posted by: IC at June 20, 2018 04:33 PM (a0IVu)

238 It seems the DHS has replied to the airlines.....And it's good.


DHS shit status: Weak

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2018 04:33 PM (zHhW4)

239 2,000 illegal immigrants children whose parents knowingly broke the law and brought them here, are incarcerated, thereby being separated from them.
We've got our FBI subverting the law, Democrats creating phony dossiers and conspiring with the prior administration to subvert the Constitution/law and a phony special counsel trying to undermine a U.S. President.
But illegal immigrants are what Democrats are "outraged" about?


Obviously, you missed Elijah Cumbucket crying during the OIG report hearing.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at June 20, 2018 04:33 PM (rdl6o)

240 175 What do a Trebuchet and a San Antonio KFC have in common?


They both have a Family Sized Bucket.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 20, 2018 04:27 PM (BRvh1)

Threadwinner !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 20, 2018 04:34 PM (GNCPT)

241 The body count is going to get a lot higher before those assholes get the message.
Posted by: Sponge at June 20, 2018 04:29 PM (Pi667)

You don't win a hot culture war by dying for your beliefs. You win a hot culture war by making the other sorry child of a bitch die for xir beliefs.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 20, 2018 04:34 PM (BRvh1)

242 Man, I hope The President brings this up at tonight's rally.

Posted by: Serious Cat at June 20, 2018 04:34 PM (aNP7B)

243 230 True story.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 20, 2018 04:32 PM (L+DZm)


I got that beat. See me at 187.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 20, 2018 04:34 PM (VM6ev)

244 Yes, all corporations are right wing.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr


*******


ISWYDT.


I would hope those airline tickets would be half off, right?

Posted by: Muldoon at June 20, 2018 04:34 PM (m45I2)

245 227 216 Dump 'em at Zuckerberg's Hawaii estate.
Posted by: Iblis at June 20, 2018 04:31 PM (9221z)

Jeff Epstein's and Branson's.

Oh boy!!! Literally.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 20, 2018 04:32 PM (VM6ev)


What, no love for Martha's Vineyard?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 20, 2018 04:34 PM (L+DZm)

246 GS contract supervisor to American Airlines Rep:
"So, if I understand your last press release, you're not interested in making a profit?
Okay, we're perfectly happy to pay cost on this.
Your government thanks you for your contribution to reducing the deficit."


Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 20, 2018 04:34 PM (37IEG)

247 OFFS! Via Katy Pavlich:
---
Former Obama Press Secretary Josh Earnest is the chief communications officer at @United.

Posted by: Axeman at June 20, 2018 04:34 PM (vDqXW)

248 UA and AA? F*ck these guys in particular. I already avoid them like the plague because they are awful. Now it will simply be even easier to do.

No self respecting, law abiding American citizen should use other of thee airlines. Ever. Again.

Boycott AA and UA. it's simply that easy to do.

Posted by: Publius Redux at June 20, 2018 04:34 PM (0/0WS)

249 One step forward , two steps back.

I am appreciative of the Trump speedbump though.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 20, 2018 04:34 PM (fkLIX)

250 Luckily, I can always fly Southwest. I wouldn't let my dog fly on UAL or AA......cuz they'd DIE!!!

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 20, 2018 04:34 PM (Y9uH4)

251
This being the USSR at the time, people brought food from Odessa (Ukraine being the breadbasket of the USSR, and food distribution in the USSR being notoriously bad) onto the plane.

Georgians used to load up on flowers, fly to Moscow, sell them and end up much better off on the deal.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 20, 2018 04:34 PM (BWL+E)

252
After a few more days of this bullshit from the Marxist Leftards, I wouldn't be surprised if PDT just up and closed the Mexican border.

He's be perfectly justified in doing so, and it would actually solve the problem that our government has been so glad to ignore for the past few decades or so.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 20, 2018 04:34 PM (HaL55)

253 e have no desire to be associated with separating families.
...........

But your luggage? That's another issue altogether.
Posted by: United Airlines at June 20, 2018 04:31 PM (HgMAr)

LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2018 04:34 PM (O5K3f)

254 238
It seems the DHS has replied to the airlines.....And it's good.





DHS shit status: Weak

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2018 04:33 PM (zHhW4)
What did they say?

Posted by: IC at June 20, 2018 04:34 PM (a0IVu)

255 235 If 10k out of 12k of the ninos are currently unaccompanied, wouldn't transporting them out of the US be REUNITING them with their families, not "separating" them?

UAL change name to ReUnited Airlines
Posted by: Hands at June 20, 2018 04:33 PM (EzdLW)


*sound of Peaches & Herb dialing their copyright lawyers*

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 20, 2018 04:34 PM (VM6ev)

256 United 777 Heavy, descend to 15,000 and turn to heading 270.
American 11, descend to 15,000 and turn to heading 090.


HeeHeeHee....

FAA Flight Controllers

Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2018 04:34 PM (0tfLf)

257 Posted by: Jeff Goldblum at June 20, 2018 04:25 PM (QLvwG)

And if something goes wrong, they can still fly home!

Posted by: jakee308 at June 20, 2018 04:35 PM (cW5Gl)

258 The FAA should have a field day with this.

The FAA probably agrees with them.

Posted by: tu3031 at June 20, 2018 04:35 PM (O5Q3r)

259 You think this shit is batfuck crazy, wait until you see me!!!

Posted by: 2019 at June 20, 2018 04:35 PM (lbc5g)

260 Oh BS on the profit thing. There is profit here for you somewhere. I could hazard a few guesses too.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 04:31 PM (mNJBC)


____

Sundance over at The Conservative Treehouse has been killing it on this point vis-a-vis illegal immigration and asylum. It's all a racket, and just follow the money ...

Posted by: ShainS at June 20, 2018 04:35 PM (o9JxP)

261 Fine. Commandeer the aircraft and don't pay dirty "profit" to either corporation.

Posted by: Justice Sodatomato at June 20, 2018 04:35 PM (fiF07)

262 Manhunt on for a 26 year old who threatened to kill President Trump.This is what they want,to stoke so much hatred that a nut does their dirty work for them.
Posted by: steevy at June 20, 2018 04:29 PM (LiyEm)


I believe this. Whether conciously or subconciously, that seems the end goal. They believe the ends justify the means and they have to get rid of Trump, somehow. Their hate has blinded them.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 04:35 PM (mNJBC)

263 IT WASN'T A CHICKEN...




IT WAS A BABY!!!!

Posted by: Hawkeye Pierce at June 20, 2018 04:35 PM (DV+JV)

264 Maybe not dicks stock so much but Netflix is up. Over $400 a share.

Posted by: lin-duh at June 20, 2018 04:35 PM (kufk0)

265 105 They did make it a "request" so I have a feeling they have to transport whoever the government says they have to transport.

They're just looking for air time.

Contribute to the confusion and insanity.
Posted by: jakee308 at June 20, 2018 04:20 PM (bkV+o)


They're in it for the free publicity virtue signalling.

Posted by: DFCtomm at June 20, 2018 04:35 PM (50gG9)

266 247 OFFS! Via Katy Pavlich:
---
Former Obama Press Secretary Josh Earnest is the chief communications officer at @United.
Posted by: Axeman at June 20, 2018 04:34 PM (vDqXW)


That lisping, lying, whiny titty-baby?! Well, there you go.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 20, 2018 04:35 PM (VM6ev)

267 I'd bet Air Mexico would fly them for the right price.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 20, 2018 04:36 PM (KxbBq)

268 Airlines do crazy amounts of business with the USG.
If Trump really wants to rub their nose in it he can just issue an
executive order stating no more civil service or contractor travel on
those airlines. It would literally break them.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 20, 2018 04:27 PM (h2Bdk)

---
that won't do him any good.

ask me why...

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at June 20, 2018 04:36 PM (XTrNh)

269 OFFS! Via Katy Pavlich:
---
Former Obama Press Secretary Josh Earnest is the chief communications officer at @United.

Posted by: Axeman


Wasn't United on quite a roll of negative PR not that long ago? I can't imagine how they think this will correct that...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 20, 2018 04:36 PM (AM1GF)

270 One day aboard Right Wing Airlines:


Pilot: "The left wing has fallen off the plane, we have adjusted power and are compensating for this, but the delay does mean we will be an hour late reaching our destination.


Passenger: "Man, I hope the other wing doesn't fall off. We'll be up here all day!!"

Posted by: Muldoon at June 20, 2018 04:36 PM (m45I2)

271 Remember the corporations falling all over themselves to left virtue signal with ther Super Bowl afs?Yeah,they hate us.

Posted by: steevy at June 20, 2018 04:36 PM (LiyEm)

272 I fly Southwest or Jet Blue if going east. The rest can piss off. Going abroad, always w an international carrier. United, Delta and AA suck.

Posted by: IC at June 20, 2018 04:36 PM (a0IVu)

273 "Pope Francis has criticised the Trump administration's policy of separating migrant families at the Mexican border, saying populism is not the answer to the world's immigration problems."

When you lose the pope.... Who am I kidding I can't stop laughing

Posted by: wrg500 at June 20, 2018 04:36 PM (Bdeb0)

274 Late to the party.
I assume the airline's lawyers will get to discuss contract law with government attorneys.

Posted by: Carpe Manana at June 20, 2018 04:36 PM (IUkl3)

275 There is a shit ton of other, smaller airlines that would love this business. Also charter airlines.

Fuck AA and UA. And sue them for breach of contract.

Posted by: Soona at June 20, 2018 04:36 PM (Fs5vw)

276 Well we are back where we started some years ago with kids kept with their families and so are going to be released for a future hearing which they will never show and free to move about the country.

Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2018 04:36 PM (pHfeF)

277 that won't do him any good.

ask me why...
Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at June 20, 2018 04:36 PM (XTrNh)

That won't do you any good.

Ask me why.

Posted by: Random Hawaiian Volcano at June 20, 2018 04:37 PM (72PAC)

278 First look at dictator Trump nationalizing the Airlines? /

Posted by: ShainS at June 20, 2018 04:37 PM (o9JxP)

279 What did they say?
Posted by: IC


Whined about how they wish those airlines would partner with DHS to help keep America safe, yada, yada, yada.

Instead of, "wish our agents did a better jobs of searching passengers"....

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2018 04:37 PM (zHhW4)

280 245
What, no love for Martha's Vineyard?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 20, 2018 04:34 PM (L+DZm)


Pop Sefton, King of Malapropisms on a family trip to New England conflated Martha's Vineyard and Woods Hole with hilarious results.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 20, 2018 04:37 PM (VM6ev)

281 Lotsa regulations surrounding air corridor protections and landing rights that might need to be loosened up some, ya think? Bring more competition into the airline business, instead of it being limited to just a couple majors?

I read something about killing 22 regulations for each new one - which seems pretty applicable here.

Nice little airline you got there, buddy. Let's see if you can compete.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at June 20, 2018 04:37 PM (X8DLV)

282 Why is anyone talking about airplane rides for Indians? They got to our border on buses and trains.

Posted by: Gumby at June 20, 2018 04:37 PM (2LelM)

283 and the thing is United will dox you if you dare criticize them or use social media to complain. Enjoy the new rules, conservatives, as we have to complain in private anonymously. Hopefully, more trump is the answer because I think this is how you get more trump.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 20, 2018 04:37 PM (FOPyv)

284 Keisha Lance Bottoms, the new mayor of Atlanta, has just announced that Atlanta City jails will not be taking ice detainees. It's for the children, you see. Great, another effectively Sanctuary City.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 20, 2018 04:37 PM (REnjw)

285 275 There is a shit ton of other, smaller airlines that would love this business. Also charter airlines.

Fuck AA and UA. And sue them for breach of contract.
Posted by: Soona at June 20, 2018 04:36 PM (Fs5vw)


Pull the US Mail contracts from them.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 20, 2018 04:38 PM (VM6ev)

286
GOP members of Congress should immediately introduce legislation, to
be added as an amendment to appropriations bills (remember those, WH
staff? The ones the president should promise to veto unless they come
to him in regular order?) barring any federal $ for American or United.





But I'll also note how far the rot and degradation have gone, as reasons for my pessimism.





This is the most dishonest, insulting stunt imaginable.
"Separating" families by deportation - the *only* action/sanction
available to enforce immigration law, to any nation - is beyond the
pale.







Posted by: rhomboid at June 20, 2018 04:27 PM (QDnY+)
---------------------------------------
Nothing will be done.
They'll continue to profit off of your tax money while pushing for more leftist causes because it gives them access to money/power.
Nothing will be done. That's the reality. This is one of many reasons why I just want to have a civil war and be done with it. Roughly half the country is so brainwashed and full of hate, there is NO reconciling that can be done.

They hate you. They think you are subhuman. And they've been working tooth and nail to overturn your vote and take away your rights. We have a whole generation of people who don't even understand the very foundation of western democracy. They will stomp on your throat and feel righteous while doing so.
As some have said, the democratic party's strategy is to elect a new people, because the current batch has rejected them. Hence unrestricted immigration. They are your replacement.

Posted by: JC at June 20, 2018 04:38 PM (mJXUS)

287 When you lose the pope....

Posted by: wrg500 at June 20, 2018 04:36 PM (Bdeb0)
---
...You're probably not being Marxist.

Posted by: Axeman at June 20, 2018 04:38 PM (vDqXW)

288 Despite being provided facts on this issue, these airlines clearly do not understand our immigration laws and the long-standing devastating loopholes that have caused the crisis at our southern border.




I thought it was good.

Posted by: Sponge at June 20, 2018 04:38 PM (Pi667)

289 "Pope Francis has criticised the Trump administration's policy of separating migrant families at the Mexican border, saying populism is not the answer to the world's immigration problems."

This miserable bastard never did anything when Ireland leagalized abortion.

Typical jesuit socialist...but I repeat myself.

Posted by: Papist Bograt at June 20, 2018 04:38 PM (q8F2l)

290 280 Martha's Hole IS lovely this time of year....

Posted by: steevy at June 20, 2018 04:38 PM (LiyEm)

291 I got that beat. See me at 187.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 20, 2018 04:34 PM (VM6ev)


OK, that's a good one. I can't top it, but I can match it, I think.

I was on a international flight between two countries (I've kind of forgotten which ones; I used to have to travel a lot) when a gypsy family got out in the aisle, fired up a can of Sterno, and started making tea.

The stewardess freaked.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 20, 2018 04:38 PM (L+DZm)

292 Buckling to a false media narrative only exacerbates the problems at our border and puts more children at risk from traffickers. We wish the airlines would instead choose to be part of the solution.

Posted by: Sponge at June 20, 2018 04:38 PM (Pi667)

293 Dump 'em at Zuckerberg's Hawaii estate.

*slowly turns head to look at you*
*stares for an uncomfortably long period of time*
*bl-inks*
*turns head to side*
*bliiiiinks*

Posted by: Zuckerberg at June 20, 2018 04:38 PM (9qZ3S)

294 UAL change name to ReUnited Airlines


*******


It feels so good.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 20, 2018 04:39 PM (m45I2)

295 They're in it for the free publicity virtue signalling."

This.

They didn't even think the "whooops, we won't be reuniting familes" thru.

Funny.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 20, 2018 04:39 PM (7LY+6)

296
For 15 years, DHSgov has worked diligently with America's airlines to secure aviation and facilitate the travel by air of millions of Americans and visitors and we will continue to do so.

Posted by: Sponge at June 20, 2018 04:39 PM (Pi667)

297
Well we are back where we started some years ago with kids kept with their families and so are going to be released for a future hearing which they will never show and free to move about the country.

Posted by: Skip


Have them post bond for their appearance. Better still, have all the Hollywood bleeding hearts post bond for them.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 20, 2018 04:39 PM (BWL+E)

298 If DHS really wanted to punch back on the airlines, they tell them their pilots, flight attendants, and personnel no longer get to pass through the TSA checkpoints in the employee lines, but have to go through regular security with everyone else.
They'd change their tune really quickly.

Posted by: brak at June 20, 2018 04:39 PM (VckGX)

299 "Pope Francis has criticised the Trump administration's policy of separating migrant families at the Mexican border, saying populism is not the answer to the world's immigration problems."

OK, the Vatican it is for their destination.

Thanks, Frankie!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 20, 2018 04:39 PM (L+DZm)

300 207 Damned hard keeping score on which companies to deal with and movies to watch.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 20, 2018 04:30 PM (FTlwv)


There are probably more to avoid dealing with now.

Posted by: rickl at June 20, 2018 04:39 PM (xjiRE)

301 I hear the Big Island has some prime real estate that can be used as a YUGE detention center.

I'm sure the Hawaiians won't mind.

Posted by: mpfs channeling Wm T Sherman at June 20, 2018 04:39 PM (Mjtwb)

302 http://bit.ly/2K2z5PS
=====
Byrne v. Foundation et al (1:18-cv-01422), District Of Columbia District Court
=====
Gary John Byrne filed against CF & others

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 20, 2018 04:40 PM (y3aQB)

303 *slowly turns head to look at you*
*stares for an uncomfortably long period of time*

Posted by: Zuckerberg at June 20, 2018 04:38 PM (9qZ3S)
---
Harassment!!!

Posted by: Netflix Management at June 20, 2018 04:40 PM (vDqXW)

304 278 First look at dictator Trump nationalizing the Airlines? /
Posted by: ShainS at June 20, 2018 04:37 PM (o9JxP)


In all seriousness, with everything we have witnesses since Obama and definitely since January of 2017, I can understand how a generally law-abiding populace can cheer on a Pinochet with a fleet of helicopters. Not saying that I would relish it, but I totally get it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 20, 2018 04:40 PM (VM6ev)

305 Hey, UA and AA. Nice planes you got there. Be a shame if something happened to them.---FAA Air Traffic Controllers.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 20, 2018 04:21 PM



Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking mezcal.

Posted by: Steve McCloskey at June 20, 2018 04:40 PM (EzdLW)

306 C-5's baby

Posted by: Under Fire at June 20, 2018 04:40 PM (r9UYA)

307 Before any sanity can be applied to immigration, the Border Wall must be built.

Now you know why the left is so much against it.


Most of this stuff wouldn't not be happening were it not for the huge gaps in our border.

The left knows this. And by left, I'm also referring to those on the supposedly opposing side of the aisle from the Dems.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 20, 2018 04:40 PM (cW5Gl)

308 Doing this for the Chamber of Commerce...or just doing it out of basic human decency. This is the humane thing to do. This is the thing to do if you care about human beings at all. Donald Trump and his Trumpettes don't care about that. Trump fought it and fought it, tried to blame others and finally caved when the heat got too bad for him.

Posted by: Mark Shimmel at June 20, 2018 04:40 PM (IM7hs)

309

EM BLACK CROWBERRY FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at June 20, 2018 04:40 PM (mPeei)

310 24 It seems the DHS has replied to the airlines.....And it's good.

https://twitter.com/SpoxDHS
Posted by: Sponge at June 20, 2018 04:32 PM (Pi667)


Ha! Suck it...and don't expect future favors.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 04:40 PM (mNJBC)

311 Mezcal is pretty good liquor.

Posted by: Gumby at June 20, 2018 04:40 PM (2LelM)

312 In all seriousness, with everything we have witnesses since Obama and definitely since January of 2017, I can understand how a generally law-abiding populace can cheer on a Pinochet with a fleet of helicopters. Not saying that I would relish it, but I totally get it.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 20, 2018 04:40 PM (VM6ev)


That's basically what's happening in the PI right now.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 20, 2018 04:41 PM (h2Bdk)

313 273
"Pope Francis has criticised the Trump administration's policy of
separating migrant families at the Mexican border, saying populism is
not the answer to the world's immigration problems."



When you lose the pope.... Who am I kidding I can't stop laughing

Posted by: wrg500 at June 20, 2018 04:36 PM (Bdeb0)

More like:"When the pope has lost his flock......"

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 20, 2018 04:41 PM (jxbfJ)

314 His many immigrants has Vatican City accepted around their walled country?

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 20, 2018 04:41 PM (fkLIX)

315 298 If DHS really wanted to punch back on the airlines, they tell them their pilots, flight attendants, and personnel no longer get to pass through the TSA checkpoints in the employee lines, but have to go through regular security with everyone else.
They'd change their tune really quickly.
Posted by: brak at June 20, 2018 04:39 PM (VckGX)


And they lose the prime landing/takeoff slots. Their flights depart and arrive at midnight out behind an equipment shed on the far side of the airport, and their passengers have to hoof it to/from the terminal.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 20, 2018 04:41 PM (L+DZm)

316 272 I fly Southwest or Jet Blue if going east. The rest can piss off. Going abroad, always w an international carrier. United, Delta and AA suck.
Posted by: IC

Emirates, best attendants (gorgeous). Lufthansa best food

Posted by: wrg500 at June 20, 2018 04:41 PM (Bdeb0)

317 I notice Delta has not taken a position on this. I wonder why?

Posted by: Under Fire at June 20, 2018 04:41 PM (r9UYA)

318 I'm sure another reason to separate families is that'd it'd prevent flight by any other family members during the hearings.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 20, 2018 04:41 PM (FOPyv)

319 I have a sister in law that used to like to take wild vacations. (til she caught amoebic dysentery on one of them) Anyway, whe was traveling in New Guinea, on one of the Jungle tours, flying in this glorified crop duster that seated about 15 people, she was in the back.

The airport they were taking off from had a big mountain at the end of the runway, so the pilot had to get off the ground and then put the plane into a near vertical climb to keep from running into the mountain - great layout for an airstrip. So, they get off the ground, he stand the plane up in that hard climb, and her chair breaks and she falls over backwards and rolls back into the tail section. The pilot has a little curtain, but he sees what's happened so he just yells out, "hey, you ok back there?" and she gamely waves from where shes mashed into the tail cone and says "sure, fine".

Me, now that is not the kind of adventure I am looking for.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 20, 2018 04:41 PM (k1TUh)

320 243 230 True story.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 20, 2018 04:32 PM (L+DZm)


I got that beat. See me at 187.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 20, 2018 04:34 PM



Was flying out of Pakistan in '87 after a couple weeks work at the Embassy. On a Brit Air 747 to London. Dudes in back were in the process of starting the campfire to cook the chicken that had already been killed. Blood everywhere. Flight Attendants had to get the co-pilot to come back and settle them down. Hilarious.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2018 04:41 PM (0tfLf)

321 291 I got that beat. See me at 187.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 20, 2018 04:34 PM (VM6ev)

OK, that's a good one. I can't top it, but I can match it, I think.

I was on a international flight between two countries (I've kind of forgotten which ones; I used to have to travel a lot) when a gypsy family got out in the aisle, fired up a can of Sterno, and started making tea.

The stewardess freaked.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 20, 2018 04:38 PM (L+DZm)


If the stewardess had merely yawned and passed the packet of goulash chips, you'd have had me beat.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 20, 2018 04:41 PM (VM6ev)

322
"Pope Francis has criticised the Trump administration's policy of separating migrant families at the Mexican border, saying populism is not the answer to the world's immigration problems."


Somebody should tell the Italians

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 20, 2018 04:42 PM (10vO4)

323 slowly turns head to look at you*
*stares for an uncomfortably long period of time*

Posted by: Zuckerberg at June 20, 2018 04:38 PM (9qZ3S)
---
Harassment!!!
Posted by: Netflix Management at June 20, 2018 04:40 PM (vDqXW)

Almost want to call Netflix and say "I can feel you staring at me thru the phone".

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 04:42 PM (mNJBC)

324 Atlanta City jails will not be taking ice detainees. "

Huh. And here I thought most major US cities, including Hotlanta, had their own ICE facility.

Turns out they do. Mayor = idiot.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 20, 2018 04:42 PM (7LY+6)

325 Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit chewing peyote

Posted by: Steve McCloskey at June 20, 2018 04:42 PM (EzdLW)

326 evergreen aviation has to have a solution for this

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 20, 2018 04:42 PM (MTjB1)

327 The government should go all Chicago on them. Some lost paperwork here or there can cost a big company millions.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 20, 2018 04:42 PM (h2Bdk)

328 If DHS really wanted to punch back on the airlines, they tell them their pilots, flight attendants, and personnel no longer get to pass through the TSA checkpoints in the employee lines, but have to go through regular security with everyone else.


??? How about "there are no more TSA checkpoints. And unless everyone has went thru a checkpoint prior to boarding, the planes will not take off."

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2018 04:43 PM (zHhW4)

329 His many immigrants has Vatican City accepted around their walled country?
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 20, 2018 04:41 PM (fkLIX)

They have lots of kittehs dies that count?

They could be migrant kittehs.

Posted by: mpfs channeling Wm T Sherman at June 20, 2018 04:43 PM (Mjtwb)

330
Maybe the airlines insurance carriers aren't thrilled with them transporting infectious disease ridden people around. I wouldn't want to be on a plane transporting unvaccinated -- perhaps TB ridden people for any flight longer then I could hold my breath.

It's not always virtue signaling. Insurance carriers can bust your nuts six ways from Sunday.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at June 20, 2018 04:43 PM (LOgQ4)

331 301 I hear the Big Island has some prime real estate that can be used as a YUGE detention center.

I'm sure the Hawaiians won't mind.
Posted by: mpfs channeling Wm T Sherman at June 20, 2018 04:39 PM (Mjtwb)


Nah. Molokai. Let 'em bunk down in the leper colony.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 20, 2018 04:43 PM (L+DZm)

332 Pope Francis has criticised the Trump
administration's policy of separating migrant families at the Mexican
border, saying populism is not the answer to the world's immigration
problems."



When you lose the pope.... Who am I kidding I can't stop laughing
Posted by: wrg500 at June 20, 2018 04:36 PM (Bdeb0)


Remember when the Pope Pius IX ran away from Rome in 1848?

He felt that populism wasn't a solution to Europe's problems

Posted by: Kindltot at June 20, 2018 04:43 PM (2K6fY)

333 308 Posted by: Mark Shimmel at June 20, 2018 04:40 PM (IM7hs)

The "humane thing to do" is deport them via force march to Mexico complying with international law.
Leftoids like you refuse to condemn the Armenian Genocide after all.

Posted by: sven at June 20, 2018 04:44 PM (SzZnW)

334 Fake Pope is an ass.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 20, 2018 04:44 PM (r9UYA)

335 thegatewaypundit -man arrested after threatening to kill-GOP lawmakers children over Trump's cruel immigration policy

Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2018 04:44 PM (pHfeF)

336 Late to the party, but...

Fuck American and United.

Immediately forbid any government travel on those airlines. Give a contract at a fat price to someone who wants the business.

Posted by: Jwest at June 20, 2018 04:44 PM (/roJx)

337 Keisha Lance Bottoms, the new mayor of Atlanta
..........

has boils on her ass?

Posted by: wth at June 20, 2018 04:44 PM (HgMAr)

338 If you follow ace's link (I know, I know) to the Fox5 story, you'll also see a link to a Facebook post about someone's friend's coworker's story and how she was a flight attendant on a plane from Arizona to Miami that transported 16 children in the middle of the night. The post makes it sound like the children were treated like criminals, and notes they were dressed in "cheap Walmart sweats" of black and grey. They were all sad, etc. etc.

This person makes the ASSUMPTION that these were children involuntarily separated from their parents by ICE. How on earth could she know that? What if they were kids who were smuggled in by traffickers? What if they were just rescued and were being taken somewhere to be cared for until their families could be found? She has no proof at all.

She goes on to say that no one could speak to these children because no one spoke Spanish, but she hugged one of the littlest ones as she left, which earned her a glare from the children's escort.

Posted by: bluebell at June 20, 2018 04:44 PM (rhdgT)

339 So Pope Francis wants a Protestant nation to accept Catholicism's failures. Color me surprised.

Posted by: Gumby at June 20, 2018 04:44 PM (2LelM)

340 320 Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2018 04:41 PM (0tfLf)


Winner winner, chicken dinner. Oh, WAIT a second...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 20, 2018 04:44 PM (VM6ev)

341 294 UAL change name to ReUnited Airlines


*******


It feels so good.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 20, 2018 04:39 PM



Excellent!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2018 04:44 PM (0tfLf)

342 Keisha Lance Bottoms, the new mayor of Atlanta...


*****


Okay people. I don't want to hear any cracks about her name.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 20, 2018 04:45 PM (m45I2)

343 Pope Francis has criticised the Trump administration's policy of
separating migrant families at the Mexican border, saying populism is
not the answer to the world's immigration problems.
Every day the Catholic church does something that makes me glad I split from the program.

Posted by: tu3031 at June 20, 2018 04:45 PM (O5Q3r)

344 I say we are seeing our first BLM Riots in 3 weeks.

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2018 04:45 PM (DV+JV)

345 Maybe the airlines insurance carriers aren't thrilled with them transporting infectious disease ridden people around. I wouldn't want to be on a plane transporting unvaccinated -- perhaps TB ridden people for any flight longer then I could hold my breath.

It's not always virtue signaling. Insurance carriers can bust your nuts six ways from Sunday.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at June 20, 2018 04:43 PM (LOgQ4)


Yeah, I thought that too, but the airlines didn't mention it in their press release. Also, they've been transporting illegal aliens for yonks, and for that matter, routinely fly people to the U.S. from places where shitty infectious disease are rampant.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 20, 2018 04:45 PM (L+DZm)

346 Is Francis a homo?

Posted by: Gumby at June 20, 2018 04:45 PM (2LelM)

347 Trump's EO will require airlines to chuck separated illegal asylum-seeking chil'ren out da plane like DB Cooper!

Posted by: Bryan in Ohnoes! at June 20, 2018 04:45 PM (rdl6o)

348 Where is BEN ROETHLISBERGER to tell us how funny the
Trebuchet / San Antonio KFC commanlity is funny because they both have
family size buckets???

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 20, 2018 04:33 PM (Y9uH4)
---
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE THINKS I HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO DO ALL DAY BUT EXPLAIN THINGS TO HIM

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at June 20, 2018 04:45 PM (XTrNh)

349 "Pope Francis has criticised the Trump administration's policy of separating migrant families at the Mexican border, saying populism is not the answer to the world's immigration problems."



Please, for the love of all that is holy, shut up Mr. Pope. Stay away from climate change, 3rd world immigrants, law breaking borders...these are not your strong suits and you are so uninformed. Sooooo in the last century.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 04:45 PM (mNJBC)

350 If Keisha Lance Bottoms married Peter Boyle would she be Keisha Lance Boyle-Bottoms.


That sounds like a pain in the ass.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 20, 2018 04:45 PM (m45I2)

351 *walks away*

Stupid humans, deserve the hyperspace bypass.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 20, 2018 04:45 PM (nF4Bw)

352 294 UAL change name to ReUnited Airlines


*******

It feels so good.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 20, 2018 04:39 PM


And their partner in crime, Anti-American Airlines.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 20, 2018 04:46 PM (L+DZm)

353 >>"Pope Francis has criticised the Trump administration's policy of separating migrant families at the Mexican border, saying populism is not the answer to the world's immigration problems."


Go suck a dick, Francis.

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2018 04:46 PM (DV+JV)

354 Maybe the airlines insurance carriers aren't thrilled with them transporting infectious disease ridden people around. I wouldn't want to be on a plane transporting unvaccinated -- perhaps TB ridden people for any flight longer then I could hold my breath.

It's not always virtue signaling. Insurance carriers can bust your nuts six ways from Sunday.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic


So they don't fly down there now?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2018 04:46 PM (zHhW4)

355 346
Is Francis a homo?

Posted by: Gumby at June 20, 2018 04:45 PM (2LelM)
He is a spineless idiot.

Posted by: IC at June 20, 2018 04:46 PM (a0IVu)

356 It's not always virtue signaling. Insurance carriers can bust your nuts six ways from Sunday.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at June 20, 2018 04:43 PM (LOgQ4)


They've been doing this for more than a decade now, and just this week decide they have a disease problem? No, that's not really believable.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 20, 2018 04:46 PM (h2Bdk)

357 Keisha Lance Bottoms, the new mayor of Atlanta,"

My god, that sounds like a painful medical procedure, not a mayor!

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 20, 2018 04:46 PM (k1TUh)

358 So Ace. Mr tough guy Trump just pussied out on keeping families apart.
Folded like a cheap suit.

You look ridiculous now having defended the policy even he isn't willing to defend any more. Bwahahaha

Posted by: Trump is a pussy at June 20, 2018 04:46 PM (F/LLT)

359 someone's friend's coworker's story "

So we're on what, 5th hand outrage?

Heh.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 20, 2018 04:46 PM (7LY+6)

360 >>346
Is Francis a homo?

He's a commie so, yes.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 20, 2018 04:46 PM (r9UYA)

361
"Pope Francis has criticised the Trump administration's policy of separating migrant families at the Mexican border, saying populism is not the answer to the world's immigration problems."

I long for the days when Popes kept their mouths shut on matters outside of faith and doctrine.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 20, 2018 04:47 PM (BWL+E)

362 Lighten Up Francis.

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 20, 2018 04:47 PM (y3aQB)

363
Keisha Lance Bottoms, the new mayor of Atlanta...


*****


Okay people. I don't want to hear any cracks about her name.
Posted by: Muldoon at June 20, 2018 04:45 PM (m45I2)

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B-b-b-butt.....

Posted by: fixerupper at June 20, 2018 04:47 PM (8XRCm)

364 works for me, would prefer not to have to be on a plane with lots of filthy illegal immigrants from third world shitholes.





biggest losers will be people from third world shitholes not getting their only chance to ride on metal bird.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 20, 2018 04:47 PM (MTjB1)

365 We will just fly them on ConAir. Cages supplied .

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 20, 2018 04:47 PM (fkLIX)

366 Time to start dropping illegals on Vatican City.

Posted by: Burger Chef at June 20, 2018 04:47 PM (RuIsu)

367 358 Posted by: Trump is a pussy at June 20, 2018 04:46 PM (F/LLT)

Hey sport, when we hold the House and make gains in the senate remember this:
fuck you

Posted by: sven at June 20, 2018 04:47 PM (SzZnW)

368 Once again, Mr. Garrison seemed to have the right idea for combating the airlines:
http://southpark.cc.com/clips/153051/flexi-grips

Posted by: BurtTC at June 20, 2018 04:47 PM (9chmE)

369 why can 10 million guys named Juan do so based on an 1800s purchase?

If it had been their land then they would have been here in the 1800s and their families would have been US citizens for going on 150 years.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at June 20, 2018 04:47 PM (xQfPr)

370 Please, for the love of all that is holy, shut up Mr. Pope. Stay away from climate change, 3rd world immigrants, law breaking borders...these are not your strong suits and you are so uninformed. Sooooo in the last century.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 04:45 PM (mNJBC)


And instead focus your attention on cleaning up your pederasty problem.

By which I mean "no longer putting pederasts on a road trip to another diocese that doesn't know the guy's history."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 20, 2018 04:47 PM (L+DZm)

371 It's starting to look like 1862

Posted by: wrg500 at June 20, 2018 04:26 PM (Bdeb0)



Now with more people, dispersed populations that hate each other, and little goodwill.


Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at June 20, 2018 04:31 PM

---

And the manufacturing base turned literally 180 from 1862.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 20, 2018 04:47 PM (+Dllb)

372 Please, for the love of all that is holy, shut up Mr. Pope. Stay away from climate change, 3rd world immigrants, law breaking borders...these are not your strong suits and you are so uninformed. Sooooo in the last century.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 04:45 PM (mNJBC)


And as someone pointed out above, he didn't say a word about the Irish abortion referendum. Catholics have been joking about it for years, but it really does seem like this pope isn't Catholic.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 20, 2018 04:47 PM (h2Bdk)

373 324 Atlanta City jails will not be taking ice detainees. "

Huh. And here I thought most major US cities, including Hotlanta, had their own ICE facility.

Turns out they do. Mayor = idiot.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 20, 2018 04:42 PM



I bet that asshole mayor doesn't give a damn about the 15 kids who will be taken into custody this weekend in Atlanta when mommy and/or daddy get busted and go to jail.
you know....AMERICAN kids???!!!
What an ass.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2018 04:47 PM (0tfLf)

374 Massive cave in:

Another limitation on Mr. Trump is the timeline. Under a court agreement known as the Flores Settlement children can only be kept in immigration detention for about 20 days.

That gives the government a choice of either releasing the child - which means family separation - or releasing the family as a whole, which is essentially the catch-and-release policy the president objects to.


What a punch to the nuts.

Posted by: She sells sea shells at June 20, 2018 04:47 PM (g7Suk)

375 Posted by: Trump is a pussy at June 20, 2018 04:46 PM (F/LLT)
=====
Concern Noted

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 20, 2018 04:47 PM (y3aQB)

376 358 So Ace. Mr tough guy Trump just pussied out on keeping families apart.
Folded like a cheap suit.

You look ridiculous now having defended the policy even he isn't willing to defend any more. Bwahahaha
Posted by: Trump is a pussy at June 20, 2018 04:46 PM (F/LLT)
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Did you miss the /sarc tag?

Posted by: WisRich at June 20, 2018 04:48 PM (G0vdT)

377 were the airlines serious they would simply refund monies received from flying these people back since bush2.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 20, 2018 04:48 PM (MTjB1)

378 When Keisha bats at the annual Mayoral softball game does the PA announcer say, "Bottoms up!"

Posted by: Muldoon at June 20, 2018 04:48 PM (m45I2)

379 How many pets has UAL killed this week?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 20, 2018 04:48 PM (nF4Bw)

380 Man, they are jumping the shark.

There will be no need for airlines. They will be released after the 20 or 30 day wait period.

Posted by: Drider at June 20, 2018 04:48 PM (HdKKm)

381 evergreen aviation has to have a solution for this
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 20, 2018 04:42 PM (MTjB1)


Evergreen is in bankuptcy. The old man died and the kids weren't interested and the corporate structure was based on who had which office.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 20, 2018 04:48 PM (2K6fY)

382 Pope Francis has criticised the Trump administration's policy of
separating migrant families at the Mexican border, saying populism is
not the answer to the world's immigration problems.
Every day the Catholic church does something that makes me glad I split from the program.
Posted by: tu3031

____________

He makes me want to be a Catholic just so I can leave.

So glad I have a religion were if the head of my Church carried on like this about his left-wing politics I can just walk out on the organization.

Beyond the politics though, the current Pope has said some incredibly disturbing things theologically. It's funny that all sorts of apologists will make excuses but the Pope seems fine with the "misunderstandings"

Posted by: Maritime at June 20, 2018 04:49 PM (lKmt3)

383 Did you miss the /sarc tag?
Posted by: WisRich "

They're from TepidGas. Can't afford tags...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 20, 2018 04:49 PM (7LY+6)

384 369 Posted by: Laughing in Texas at June 20, 2018 04:47 PM (xQfPr)

I agree, my family came here so claim ceded....
the Juans who went south made a choice.

Posted by: sven at June 20, 2018 04:49 PM (SzZnW)

385 4 I say we are seeing our first BLM Riots in 3 weeks.

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2018 04:45 PM (DV+JV)


I know this is weird to admit, but I felt we were overdue for one. Since last week I've been wondering why they have been so quiet. Must have felt a disturbance in the force. Where are they having it Judd?

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 04:49 PM (mNJBC)

386 Late to the thread, but I have some experience with government contracts.

They do not get out of their responsibilities quite that easily.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at June 20, 2018 04:49 PM (++G28)

387 Evergreen is in bankuptcy. The old man died and the kids weren't interested and the corporate structure was based on who had which office.
Posted by: Kindltot at June'


did not look it up before hitting post, very sad such a cool co is gone.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 20, 2018 04:49 PM (MTjB1)

388 https://twitter.com/SpoxDHS
Posted by: Sponge at June 20, 2018 04:32 PM (Pi667)


Ha! Suck it...and don't expect future favors.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 04:40 PM (mNJBC)

Weak...

It should be... if United Airlines does not want legal Government Business? We will make it so.

Posted by: Don Q at June 20, 2018 04:50 PM (NgKpN)

389 378 When Keisha bats at the annual Mayoral softball game does the PA announcer say, "Bottoms up!"
Posted by: Muldoon

No but babe got back!

Posted by: wrg500 at June 20, 2018 04:50 PM (Bdeb0)

390 ...children can only be kept in immigration detention for about 20 days...


*******


Unlike Democrat children, who can be kept in their parents' basement for 26 years.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 20, 2018 04:50 PM (m45I2)

391 ABC FakeNews run chiron that Manfort pleaded guilty to 5 counts of manslaughter.

That's a lot of laughter.

Posted by: Axeman at June 20, 2018 04:50 PM (vDqXW)

392 Hardcore extremist leftwingers are already drafting legal papers to challenge Trump's Executive Order. They will claim that ICE cannot hold children in custody longer than 20 days, per the Flores Agreement from the Clinton Administration. A preselected hardcore extremist leftwinger "judge" will agree, meaning that ICE will have only 20 days to process asylum requests from "parents" who storm the border with their alleged children -- which ICE cannot do -- which means that ICE will have to release all such "parents" and their alleged children into the US.

Posted by: There Is No Decent Democrat Left In America at June 20, 2018 04:50 PM (XcgmW)

393 335 thegatewaypundit -man arrested after threatening to kill-GOP lawmakers children over Trump's cruel immigration policy
Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2018 04:44 PM (pHfeF)


As long as the Left is going to cry "Nazi"! and Michael Hayden compare immigration law to Mengele and the Birkenau ramp, it's fair to say their rhetoric will create a Kristallnacht of their making.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 20, 2018 04:50 PM (VM6ev)

394 >>I know this is weird to admit, but I felt we were overdue for one.


It's not Hot enough yet. They like to gin up a riot at the height of summer.


And for years, the 4th of July in Chicago is a Free Fire Zone. So, they have to wait at least a week for those reports to be properly ignored.

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2018 04:51 PM (DV+JV)

395 No but babe got back!
Posted by: wrg500 at June 20, 2018 04:50 PM (Bdeb0)

"Stop trying to bounce quarters off the Mayor!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 20, 2018 04:51 PM (BRvh1)

396
...children can only be kept in immigration detention for about 20 days...

-----

That's right. After twenty days.... they get moved out of immigration detention and go straight to juvi.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 20, 2018 04:51 PM (8XRCm)

397 Time to start dropping illegals on Vatican City.
Posted by: Burger Chef


Can't. They have 40 ft walls.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2018 04:51 PM (zHhW4)

398 ACLU would sue somebody for putting defenseless wimmen and children on old rattle-trap aircraft against their will, anyway.

Posted by: Burger Chef at June 20, 2018 04:51 PM (RuIsu)

399 ...Well, well, well. I hope this is remembered next time a contract comes up for renewal.

Also, if they are under contract and refuse to perform, I hope the US Gov't has some recourse.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 20, 2018 04:52 PM (F5+ro)

400 385 4 I say we are seeing our first BLM Riots in 3 weeks.

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2018 04:45 PM (DV+JV)

I know this is weird to admit, but I felt we were overdue for one. Since last week I've been wondering why they have been so quiet. Must have felt a disturbance in the force. Where are they having it Judd?
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 04:49 PM (mNJBC)


They're just waiting for the really hot weather, then they'll trash their own neighborhood, driving out what few businesses remain.

Boy, will THAT teach Whitey a lesson.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 20, 2018 04:52 PM (L+DZm)

401 When did this become a profitable strategy for these woke companies??

Posted by: Vince at June 20, 2018 04:52 PM (RAM6j)

402 which means that ICE will have to release all such "parents" and their alleged children into the US."

Want to know how we know you didn't read the EO?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 20, 2018 04:52 PM (7LY+6)

403 Posted by: Maritime at June 20, 2018 04:49 PM (lKmt3)

So, the head Catholic is criticizing US Politics and Law...

Second look at Tax Exempt Status???

There is a Metric Fuckton of Catholic land that does not pay property taxes...

Posted by: Don Q at June 20, 2018 04:52 PM (NgKpN)

404 ..children can only be kept in immigration detention for about 20 days...

-----

That's right. After twenty days.... they get moved out of immigration detention and go straight to juvi.
Posted by: fixerupper


Gen pop with their "parents".

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2018 04:52 PM (zHhW4)

405 Also, if they are under contract and refuse to perform, I hope the US Gov't has some recourse.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 20, 2018 04:52 PM (F5+ro)
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Oh, they do. Trust me.

Posted by: bluebell at June 20, 2018 04:52 PM (rhdgT)

406 324 Atlanta City jails will not be taking ice detainees.

-----

I tried my best.

Posted by: Zombie General Sherman at June 20, 2018 04:52 PM (7HtZB)

407
The Barrel disapproves.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 20, 2018 04:52 PM (h2Bdk)

408 Each child deported should get a window seat. Then the crew could sing the National Anthem.


José can you see?

Posted by: Muldoon at June 20, 2018 04:52 PM (m45I2)

409 guess this is a real marketing opportunity for amtrak and greyhound.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 20, 2018 04:52 PM (MTjB1)

410 Hardcore extremist leftwingers are already drafting
legal papers to challenge Trump's Executive Order. They will claim that
ICE cannot hold children in custody longer than 20 days, per the Flores
Agreement from the Clinton Administration. A preselected hardcore
extremist leftwinger "judge" will agree, meaning that ICE will have only
20 days to process asylum requests from "parents" who storm the border
with their alleged children -- which ICE cannot do -- which means that
ICE will have to release all such "parents" and their alleged children
into the US.



Posted by: There Is No Decent Democrat Left In America at June 20, 2018 04:50 PM

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Nope, they didn't come in through a port of entry.....in 20 days they will be turned loose at the border or sent back to their Country of origin.


Catch and release is gone forever.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 20, 2018 04:52 PM (+Dllb)

411 Keisha Lance Bottoms, the new mayor of Atlanta...


*****

Okay people. I don't want to hear any cracks about her name.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 20, 2018 04:45 PM (m45I2)

because that would be shitty.

Posted by: wth at June 20, 2018 04:52 PM (HgMAr)

412 damn, and I was thinking AA might not have been as crazy as delta adn united. shame I have to fly for work.

but i'll drive as much as possible from now on.

and I hope ALL govt contracts with both companies are cancelled along with failure to fulfill penalties imposed.

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 20, 2018 04:53 PM (8D42x)

413 397 Time to start dropping illegals on Vatican City.
Posted by: Burger Chef

Can't. They have 40 ft walls.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2018 04:51 PM (zHhW4)


Then we get Pelosi's 41 ft ladder. Let them figure out how to get down the other side.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 20, 2018 04:53 PM (L+DZm)

414 oh dear...

Posted by: IC at June 20, 2018 04:53 PM (a0IVu)

415 I've been reading articles today about how Russia has been classifying a lot of media companies as foreign agents and thus open to restrictions and even sanctions (whatever that means).

One of them is the NYT.

Can we do that here? Label the media foreign agents and simply turn off their lights.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 20, 2018 04:53 PM (4ErVI)

416 Whoops. Copied more than I thought.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 20, 2018 04:53 PM (h2Bdk)

417 So where's that Scott Adams guy to explain the fantastic subliminal messaging of these Airlines equating a trip on their airplanes to a civil rights violation?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 20, 2018 04:53 PM (BRvh1)

418 it's fair to say their rhetoric will create a Kristallnacht of their making.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton


The Reckoning will follow.

Posted by: Joe Mama at June 20, 2018 04:53 PM (syLv6)

419 We could just Mulch them after 20 days?

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2018 04:53 PM (DV+JV)

420 Oh, there's embarreling...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 20, 2018 04:53 PM (7LY+6)

421 I'm beginning to think that my government has declared war on me and mine.

Or at least, some of the employees have.

http://dailycaller.com/2018/06/20/socialist-activist-kirstjen-nielsen-doj/

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 20, 2018 04:53 PM (EyPfd)

422 Ace's liver to the barrel...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2018 04:53 PM (I2dne)

423 Aces liver: I agree!

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at June 20, 2018 04:53 PM (++G28)

424 Posted by: Ace's liver at June 20, 2018 04:52 PM

Geesh....for a minute I thought that was me heading to the barrel.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 20, 2018 04:53 PM (+Dllb)

425 So Ace. Mr tough guy Trump just pussied out on keeping families apart.
Folded like a cheap suit.

Posted by: Trump is a pussy at June 20, 2018 04:46 PM (F/LLT)
----
I don't think Trump banked anything on keeping families separated. It was the law, and he waited on Congress to change it.

Posted by: Axeman at June 20, 2018 04:53 PM (vDqXW)

426 Posted by: Ace's liver at June 20, 2018 04:52 PM (h2Bd


Oh you've got to go to the deep end of the barrel.

Posted by: buzzion at June 20, 2018 04:53 PM (lKs2v)

427 Trebuchet Airways is ready to fill the gap. Our trained flight crews are skilled and can be deployed within 48 hours, providing effective transit of undocumented aliens from US soil on a regularly scheduled basis. Our system is extremely scalable and very efficient.

Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 20, 2018 04:54 PM (37IEG)

428 It's starting to look like 1862

Posted by: wrg500

Weren't we shooting by 1862?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2018 04:54 PM (zHhW4)

429 Can we do that here? Label the media foreign agents and simply turn off their lights.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 20, 2018 04:53 PM (4ErVI)

NYT's owned by Carlos Slim....

Fuggit, I say go for it!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 20, 2018 04:54 PM (BRvh1)

430 When did this become a profitable strategy for these woke companies??
Posted by: Vince
-------

We studied the Starbucks playbook.

Posted by: AA Marketing Dept. at June 20, 2018 04:54 PM (Ip71V)

431 Ace's Liver" please report to the barrel.

Posted by: Joe Mama at June 20, 2018 04:54 PM (syLv6)

432 Posted by: Trump is a pussy at June 20, 2018 04:46 PM (F/LLT)
----------------------------
You and the rest of the brainwashed left are experiencing cognitive dissonance. Under Trump virtually everything in the country is going better and people are expressing more optimism for the direction of the country than ever before.
Trump has exposed the political class as a corrupt cabal of emperors with no clothes. This media generated 'outrage' will be as ineffective as all of the other lame ass attempts to bring Trump down.

The media's insane and dem-coordinated demagoguery has gone beyond parody. They're not even trying to hide it anymore. It's like the last roar of a dying political class desperately trying to cling onto power and influence.

Posted by: JC at June 20, 2018 04:54 PM (mJXUS)

433 Thanks for the thread recap Ace's liver.

Maybe you can scrape the Bottoms in the Barrel.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 20, 2018 04:54 PM (m45I2)

434 >>Second look at Tax Exempt Status???

This.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 20, 2018 04:54 PM (r9UYA)

435 And Ted Turner is a citizen of Batshitcrazyville, which I'm certain is not part of the United States.

So you're out too, CNN!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 20, 2018 04:54 PM (BRvh1)

436
And so to recap...

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 20, 2018 04:54 PM (BWL+E)

437 Nope, they didn't come in through a port of
entry.....in 20 days they will be turned loose at the border or sent
back to their Country of origin.


Catch and release is gone forever.


Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 20, 2018 04:52 PM (+Dllb)
Yes and asylum seekers can only come through specific ports of entry, everywhere else, it is illegal immigration. Quite brilliant, really.

Posted by: IC at June 20, 2018 04:54 PM (a0IVu)

438 I lance bottoms too.

Posted by: Don Lemon at June 20, 2018 04:55 PM (HgMAr)

439 You get a Quote!

And You get a Quote!


Look under your chairs...You ALL get a Quote!

Posted by: Oprah at June 20, 2018 04:55 PM (DV+JV)

440
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 20, 2018 04:53 PM (h2Bdk)

/point to the barrel

Posted by: Don Q at June 20, 2018 04:55 PM (NgKpN)

441 We studied the Starbucks playbook.
Posted by: AA Marketing Dept."

They want to be more like... er, Dick's?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 20, 2018 04:55 PM (7LY+6)

442 I'm beginning to think that my government has declared war on me and mine.



Or at least, some of the employees have.



http://dailycaller.com/2018/06/20/socialist-activist-kirstjen-nielsen-doj/


Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 20, 2018 04:53 PM

---

Somebody just violated the Hatch Act.....

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 20, 2018 04:55 PM (+Dllb)

443 It's starting to look like 1862



Posted by: wrg500



Weren't we shooting by 1862?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2018 04:54 PM (zHhW4)



Shooting? Good grief, no! They'll get their shiny uniforms dirty.



Posted by: G. B. McClellan at June 20, 2018 04:55 PM (9chmE)

444

Transporting children--what ever happened to MATC the military in house system?

Posted by: irongrampa at June 20, 2018 04:55 PM (S/hVx)

445 Ace's liver to the barrel...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2018 04:53 PM (I2dne)
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I enjoy a good pâté!

Posted by: The Barrel at June 20, 2018 04:56 PM (vDqXW)

446 411 Keisha Lance Bottoms, the new mayor of Atlanta...


*****

Okay people. I don't want to hear any cracks about her name.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 20, 2018 04:45 PM (m45I2)

because that would be shitty.
Posted by: wth

You know fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round

Posted by: wrg500 at June 20, 2018 04:56 PM (Bdeb0)

447 371 It's starting to look like 1862

Posted by: wrg500 at June 20, 2018 04:26 PM (Bdeb0)



Now with more people, dispersed populations that hate each other, and little goodwill.


Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at June 20, 2018 04:31 PM

---

And the manufacturing base turned literally 180 from 1862.


Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 20, 2018 04:47 PM



Actually this is more disturbing than it first appears...and I've written on this before.
Historically civil wars are a result of mutually supporting schisms in a society, and touched off by a usually random event. Today we are separated urban/not-urban, educated/not-educated, the very wealthy/everyone else, conservative/not conservative, racially, immigrant/not immigrant etc...
These are reinforcing and getting worse, especially over the last 10 years. It is fueled by a media that seeks to drive the divisions deeper. And last, they do not need to be real divisions...just perceived as such.
Could be a real popcorn summer!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2018 04:56 PM (0tfLf)

448 Willowed:

670 It's hotter than John Podesta's scrotum in a hot tub filled with young children.
Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 20, 2018 04:52 PM (JpIFY)

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 20, 2018 04:56 PM (JpIFY)

449 Francis is the anti-Pope.

There was a coup in the Vatican and Bendict got the boot.

Then they put this moron in. It's obvious why; low IQ and communist. With no f'ing idea what he's talking about.

I'm protestant and have a better idea what Catholicism is all about than he does.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 20, 2018 04:56 PM (cW5Gl)

450 Oops my bad it wasn't the Times they're just talking about it.

It's Voice of America and Radio Free Europe and such. The old government funded outlets that used to beam in info during the Cold War and are still around.

Retaliation for us making RT register as a foreign agent.

Still, why think so small? It would be hilarious if both Russia and the U.S. labeled the NYT as a foreign agent.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 20, 2018 04:56 PM (4ErVI)

451 408 Each child deported should get a window seat. Then the crew could sing the National Anthem.

Josť can you see?
Posted by: Muldoon at June 20, 2018 04:52 PM (m45I2)

"Mama, Mama, what does 'donzerly' mean?"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 20, 2018 04:56 PM (BRvh1)

452 We studied the Starbucks playbook.
Posted by: AA Marketing Dept. at June 20, 2018 04:54 PM (Ip71V)

Ah, Starbucks, the company that's closing 150 stores in a booming economy. Good work.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at June 20, 2018 04:56 PM (MX7xj)

453 Wow. Check Trump's twitter.

ABC had a picture of Trump with a banner underneath saying Manafort pleads guilty to 5 counts of manslaughter.

Totally out of control.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2018 04:56 PM (/tuJf)

454 Somebody just violated the Hatch Act....."

Hatch Act? We took care of that...

Posted by: Big Willie Style at June 20, 2018 04:56 PM (7LY+6)

455 Torpid liver? We have the solution.

Posted by: Barrel Magic Elixir Co. at June 20, 2018 04:56 PM (Ip71V)

456 What the fcuk? and I mean that. Do they think ONLY lefties fly in planes!? Whats wrong with these people!!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 20, 2018 04:57 PM (2CQCl)

457 430 When did this become a profitable strategy for these woke companies??
Posted by: Vince
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We studied the Starbucks playbook.
Posted by: AA Marketing Dept. at June 20, 2018 04:54 PM (Ip71V)

I would put money on the fact that the US Government is UA's largest single customer.

This is like Toys R Us giving money to planned parenthood...

Posted by: Don Q at June 20, 2018 04:57 PM (NgKpN)

458 It's starting to look like 1862

Posted by: wrg500

Weren't we shooting by 1862?

Posted by: rickb223

I'm talking lead up

Posted by: wrg500 at June 20, 2018 04:57 PM (Bdeb0)

459 fvckers

Posted by: MLK_from_the_grave at June 20, 2018 04:57 PM (Zpygp)

460 What would really shut the airlines up is if the Feds just gave these contracts to other airlines.

I'm sure shareholders would love to know if it was worth the virtue signaling to lose millions over a "woke" Twitter message.

Posted by: Maritime at June 20, 2018 04:57 PM (lKmt3)

461 I lance bottoms too.

Posted by: Don Lemon at June 20, 2018 04:55 PM (HgMAr)


I used to lance bottoms, but I find I'm not half the man I used to be.

Posted by: L. Armstrong at June 20, 2018 04:57 PM (9chmE)

462 It should be... if United Airlines does not want legal Government Business? We will make it so.
Posted by: Don Q at June 20, 2018 04:50 PM (NgKpN)


That's what they are saying, if you read between the lines. They can't, as a govt. entity on twitter, say it the way you did. They may want to, but they can't. Believe me, the Airline knows what they meant.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 04:57 PM (mNJBC)

463 Trump's ribs hurt. He's been giggling for 48 straight hours.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 20, 2018 04:57 PM (89T5c)

464 Nope, they didn't come in through a port of

entry.....in 20 days they will be turned loose at the border or sent

back to their Country of origin.


Catch and release is gone forever.




Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 20, 2018 04:52 PM (+Dllb)
Yes
and asylum seekers can only come through specific ports of entry,
everywhere else, it is illegal immigration. Quite brilliant, really.





Posted by: IC at June 20, 2018 04:54 PM---
Petard...hoisting, some assembly required.


Trump played this one brilliantly and schumer, warren, et. al walked right into it with their eyes wide open.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 20, 2018 04:58 PM (+Dllb)

465 That barrel is full. Usually they're empty.

Posted by: wth at June 20, 2018 04:58 PM (HgMAr)

466 You can't in all fairness call Pope Frankie "spineless".

How can you blame a puppet for being "spineless"? It's a feature, not a bug.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 20, 2018 04:58 PM (BRvh1)

467 454 Somebody just violated the Hatch Act....."

Hatch Act? We took care of that...
Posted by: Big Willie Style at June 20, 2018 04:56 PM (7LY+6)


"Hatch act? I did. I fucked you all over!"

- - Orrin Hatch

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 20, 2018 04:58 PM (VM6ev)

468 "Mama, Mama, what does 'donzerly' mean?"
Posted by: Warai-otoko
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'Land of the pills inside...'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 20, 2018 04:58 PM (V+k34)

469 As usual, it's only worth it reading Ace's Liver's summary.

Posted by: Axeman at June 20, 2018 04:58 PM (vDqXW)

470 Yes and asylum seekers can only come through specific ports of entry, everywhere else, it is illegal immigration. Quite brilliant, really.
Posted by: IC at June 20, 2018 04:54 PM (a0IVu)


So all we then need is a moose out in front of each port of entry to tell them we're full up.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 20, 2018 04:58 PM (L+DZm)

471 So now Frontier Airlines is also refusing to fly "immigrant" children.


Hahahahahaha.

They don't even fly their customers, let alone government contracts.

Losers.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 20, 2018 04:58 PM (7UW64)

472 Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2018 04:56 PM (0tfLf)

I'm hoping to see the random event happening before it goes bad.

I don't know yet whether I'll take part or run away.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 20, 2018 04:58 PM (cW5Gl)

473 How about if TSA flags all AA and UA passengers for "enhanced security checks" effective . . . um . . . NOW.

Posted by: filbert at June 20, 2018 04:58 PM (953wK)

474 I'm protestant and have a better idea what Catholicism is all about than he does.


Posted by: jakee308 at June 20, 2018 04:56 PM (cW5Gl)
Ever so often, we get a bad pope in place...but he foreshadows a great pope...so keeping my fingers crossed Francis resigns or return home to the Lord and we get someone like Cardinal Sarah.

Posted by: IC at June 20, 2018 04:58 PM (a0IVu)

475 Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2018 04:56 PM (0tfLf)

Could look more like Yugoslavia than 1861-65.

No one is marching an army across fields when there are things like missiles, pressure bombs, and other high tech weaponry.

It'll be ethnically cleansing a neighborhood or small towns.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 20, 2018 04:58 PM (4ErVI)

476 snip (but SO tempted)

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 20, 2018 04:52 PM (h2Bdk)

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i disagree


Posted by: redc1c4 at June 20, 2018 04:58 PM (XTrNh)

477 Looks like the FAA is going to be doing some surprise inspections on United and American airlines planes.

Posted by: Sidney Allen Johnson at June 20, 2018 04:59 PM (NkLx8)

478 Wouldn't a wall stop illegals from getting in, so that they couldn't then get legal rights to a hearing, which is why they're being detained.

Isn't that a real benefit of the wall

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 20, 2018 04:59 PM (n+6mJ)

479 the news is depressing and rage inducing, but at least we have a barrellee to mock.

*tosses some fava beans in there*

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 20, 2018 04:59 PM (UZ1Hp)

480 I thought of a good horror movie . The Vatican has become a front for the leaders of the occult . A faithful but lowly priest discovers this and tries to warn others but is deemed a nut. His best friend , confidant and fellow priest believes him and helps him find proof. When he finally believes he has gathered the proof and ready to present it to the authorities, turns out his fellow priest had always been one of the occultist and has led him to his doom.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 20, 2018 04:59 PM (fkLIX)

481 477 Looks like the FAA is going to be doing some surprise inspections on United and American airlines planes.
Posted by: Sidney Allen Johnson at June 20, 2018 04:59 PM (NkLx


You assume the FAA is run and staffed by non-Democrats and Trump supporters, or at the very least disinterested parties.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 20, 2018 05:00 PM (VM6ev)

482 Unlike Democrat children, who can be kept in their parents' basement for 26 years.

Posted by: Muldoon


And require a court order to evict...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 20, 2018 05:00 PM (AM1GF)

483 No more GS, WG, Military, or contractor tix purchased through the feral gov't.

Winning.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 20, 2018 05:00 PM (89T5c)

484 What the fcuk? and I mean that. Do they think ONLY lefties fly in planes!? Whats wrong with these people!!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 20, 2018 04:57 PM (2CQCl)


They had head wounds, went out for walks, got bit by bats, and now they all have Resistance rabies.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 05:00 PM (mNJBC)

485 Wouldn't a wall stop illegals from getting in, so
that they couldn't then get legal rights to a hearing, which is why
they're being detained.



Isn't that a real benefit of the wall


Posted by: Ignoramus at June 20, 2018 04:59 PM

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And it would force asylum seekers to entry through a legitimate port of entry to start their claim.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 20, 2018 05:00 PM (+Dllb)

486
Lanced Bottomed Girls you make the rocking world go round......


NOW GET ON YOUR BIKE AND RIIIIIIDE!!!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at June 20, 2018 05:01 PM (8XRCm)

487 Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2018 04:56 PM (/tuJf)
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Some Progtard having fun & it gone TV ! hahaha

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 20, 2018 05:01 PM (y3aQB)

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 20, 2018 05:01 PM (2CQCl)

489 They had head wounds, went out for walks, got bit by bats, and now they all have Resistance rabies.


Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 05:00 PM

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They all took bazooka rounds to the head at the Little Big Horn.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 20, 2018 05:01 PM (+Dllb)

490 I've been away.. did Trump issue the EO?

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 20, 2018 05:02 PM (dUJdY)

491 485 - And that's why the Dems don't want a wall.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 20, 2018 05:02 PM (V+k34)

492
Yeah, fed ex and ups go to many countries daily.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 20, 2018 05:02 PM (r+sAi)

493 They all took bazooka rounds to the head at the Little Big Horn.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 20, 2018 05:01 PM (+Dllb)

Caught flak from a Stukka dive-bomber at Pearl.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 20, 2018 05:02 PM (BRvh1)

494 I've been away.. did Trump issue the EO?
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 20, 2018 05:02 PM (dUJdY)
++++++++++++++
https://tinyurl.com/ya4k268y

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2018 05:02 PM (I2dne)

495 No more GS, WG, Military, or contractor tix purchased through the feral gov't.



Winning.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 20, 2018 05:00 PM (89T5c)


I do wonder, is this the type of thing that could be executive ordered? No more Fedtravel payments to either of those airlines. I think it would literally bankrupt them.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 20, 2018 05:02 PM (9chmE)

496 I did NOT post nothing. It was the Russians.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 20, 2018 05:03 PM (2CQCl)

497 481 477 Looks like the FAA is going to be doing some surprise inspections on United and American airlines planes.
Posted by: Sidney Allen Johnson at June 20, 2018 04:59 PM (NkLx


You assume the FAA is run and staffed by non-Democrats and Trump supporters, or at the very least disinterested parties.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 20, 2018 05:00 PM (VM6ev)

Tuckers been all over a story about how the Air Traffic Controller tests are all about Affirmative Action, vice Air Experience...

Posted by: Don Q at June 20, 2018 05:03 PM (NgKpN)

498 >>492

Yeah, fed ex and ups go to many countries daily.

I bet your could fit 50 illegals in one of those cargo pods.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 20, 2018 05:03 PM (r9UYA)

499 NOW GET ON YOUR BIKE AND RIIIIIIDE!!!!!
Posted by: fixerupper at June 20, 2018 05:01 PM (8XRCm)
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You say black I say white
You say bark I say bite
You say shark I say hey man
Jaws was never my scene
And I don't like Star Wars
You say Rolls I say Royce
You say God give me a choice
You say Lord I say Christ
I don't believe in Peter Pan
Frankenstein or Superman
All I wanna do is

Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle
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So forget all your duties oh yeah!
Fat bottomed girls
They'll be riding today
So look out for those beauties oh yeah
On your marks get set go
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Bicycle bicycle bicycle bicycle
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You say coke I say caine
You say John I say Wayne
Hot dog I say cool it man
I don't wanna be the President of America
You say smile I say cheese
Cartier I say please
Income tax I say Jesus
I don't wanna be a candidate for
Vietnam or Watergate
Cos all I wanna do is

Bicycle bicycle bicycle
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Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 20, 2018 05:03 PM (y3aQB)

500 Mr tough guy Trump just pussied out on keeping families apart.
Folded like a cheap suit.

Posted by: Trump is a pussy at June 20, 2018 04:46 PM (F/LLT)

And this is what happens when you make any attempt to even remotely please the libs.

Posted by: Mega at June 20, 2018 05:03 PM (rv0Fo)

501 I used to lance bottoms, but I find I'm not half the man I used to be.
Posted by: L. Armstrong at June 20, 2018 04:57 PM (9chmE)


Was that before or after Sheryl Crow started her "one sheet of toilet paper" policy?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 20, 2018 05:03 PM (L+DZm)

502 475 Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2018 04:56 PM (0tfLf)

Could look more like Yugoslavia than 1861-65.

No one is marching an army across fields when there are things like missiles, pressure bombs, and other high tech weaponry.

It'll be ethnically cleansing a neighborhood or small towns.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 20, 2018 04:58 PM


Good point...particularly when you consider that the vast majority of progressives live in urban cen