Monday Overnight Open Thread (9/16/19)

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The Quotes of The Day


Quote I

“A lot is happening in Washington and across this great country of ours. And it’s because we have a president who is a true leader. And I believe will be regarded as one of this country’s greatest presidents.” Lou Dobbs


Quote II

"They are not dangerous animals. They are trained. They assist me. I have PTSD because of something that happened to me, a very bad thing that happened to me a long time ago,” Texanne McBride-Teahan


Quote III

“This action cost our community many, many millions of dollars in lost commerce,” Sean Teare, a Harris County prosecutor


Quote IV

“My grandmother didn’t get here because she was forging a path for herself, but because she was thinking about other women and other men. Those who look like you, those who do not.” Lauren Secatore


Quote V

“I believe that our country has become excessively punitive and vindictive about remarks that people find offensive or racist and that we need to try and move beyond that if we can,” Presidential candidate Andrew Yang

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No Tatter commentary but still good.....................


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Do you have a sh!t ton of cash burning a hole in your pocket? Do you want to make a scene? Boy oh boy, this show is right up your alley.

Michelle Obama must really need the extra cash to pay for that new Martha’s Vineyard mansion that she and her husband, Barack Obama, bought — ticket prices for her latest event are through the roof.

The former first lady is hosting an event called “A Moderated Conversation with Michelle Obama,” and ticket prices are as high as $4,200 each.

What insights could she give? She's nothing more than an unaccomplished individual with a chip on her shoulder.


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Vapers are quitting and going back to smoking.

E-cigarettes, long touted as a healthier way to move off the original cancer sticks, suddenly face an alarming bad rap: mysterious lung diseases; random explosions during use; a link with cancer and heart disease.

At the same time, the devices’ so-called strengths have become weaknesses. Users originally drawn to the cheap hit—you get more nicotine for less cash—now find that it’s not always ideal to be able surreptitiously suck on the sticks wherever you choose, whether in subways or school hallways.


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There could be a dangerous bias against people undergoing cancer treatment.

There Seems to Be a Big Issue When It Comes to Single People Being Treated For Cancer

When it comes to receiving cancer treatment, your marital status might make a significant difference in the level of medical care you get, according to a new study.

University of Delaware researcher Joan DelFattore suggests there's a subtle bias at work when physicians weigh up which treatments best suit their patients' needs - one that prizes a spouse's support above all others, in sickness and in health.


DelFattore, a professor emerita of English and legal studies, was inspired by her life experience as a cancer patient to delve into a close examination of literature analysing data from the US National Cancer Institute database.


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US armed forces die in part to protect every day citizens free speech rights. They even die for this worthless company, Face Book.

Mary Ann Mendoza is not a popular woman among tech companies, it seems.

Mendoza, an “angel mom” whose son was killed by a drunk driver that was illegally in this country, was suspended from Twitter in July for doing what she’s done for years: Posting about illegal immigration.

Now, according to Breitbart, Facebook has done something similar. Not only has it taken down two of her posts for violating “Community Standards on hate speech,” she says the donation button on her organization’s page has been permanently removed, according to Breitbart.

#MuhPrinicples echos the cuckservatives.


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'Then came the lawyers, then came the rules'

A Federal Judge Says Anheuser-Busch Can't Advertise MillerCoors' Use of Corn Syrup

One of the best things about the otherwise tedious Super Bowl broadcast earlier this year was the debut of a mildly amusing, medieval-themed Bud Light beer commercial that attacked rivals Miller Lite and Coors Light over the latter two's use of corn syrup as an ingredient in their respective brewing processes.

"Bud Light," one such ad closes. "Brewed with no corn syrup."

That is, by all accounts, a true statement. But it's also one that helped spur MillerCoors, which brews (as its name implies) Miller Lite and Coors Light, to file a federal lawsuit in Wisconsin against Bud Light brewer Anheuser-Busch.

The Bud Light ad, court documents state, "claims that Miller Lite and Coors Light are 'made with' or 'brewed with' corn syrup." All parties to the lawsuit agree that MillerCoors uses corn syrup as an ingredient in brewing both Miller Lite and Coors Light.

The crux of MillerCoors's claims against Anheuser-Busch, then, is that "when viewed as a whole, [the advertisements] deceive[] consumers into believing that Miller Lite and Coors Light final products actually contain corn syrup and thus are unhealthy and inferior to Bud Light."


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Something is better than nothing, even if it is less than one wanted. The makers of OxyContin file for bankruptcy after several states reject their offer of settlement.

At a time when some 130 Americans are dying every day from opioid-related overdoses, Purdue is hoping that its settlement will placate most of these plaintiffs, allowing the company to restructure and emerge from bankruptcy, likely under new ownership. Though many litigants agreed to the company's settlement proposal last week, a number of holdouts, including two dozen states, refused, insisting on more onerous terms for Purdue, the New York Times reports.

The company was the first to introduce fast-acting OxyContin to market in the 1990s, the drug that more than any other pharmaceutical has been blamed for jump-starting the opioid crisis.


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The ONT MUSICAL INTERLUDE

RIP Eddie Money

&&&

RIP Ric Ocasek


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Too drunk to fly? No problem for our Genius Award Winner.

A furious ballerina kicked a police officer in the testicles after being told she was too drunk to get on a plane.

Daiana Andreas Rivera found herself in a confrontation with cops at Heathrow airport after fellow passengers told staff she had had too much to drink.

They saw the 33-year-old being 'drunk and disorderly' in the airport Wetherspoon.

When she was approached by staff Ms Rivera kicked one in the genitals and scratched another in the face.

Officers searched her they found she had a lock knife in her possession.


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Elevated gardens. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

After Terry Garrett witnessed his ailing brother lose the ability to pursue his love of gardening, he took it upon himself to ensure that anybody—regardless of whether they are confined to a wheelchair—could keep their green thumbs in the dirt.

Garrett is the mastermind behind the Elevated Garden: a tabletop garden that has been designed specifically for people in wheelchairs. The idea for the elevated garden was born after his brother was diagnosed with Stage IV chronic obstructive pulmonary disease.


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Weekly commenter stats for week of 9-15-2019

Top 10 commenters:
1 [558 comments] 'Insomniac' [78.33 posts/day]
2 [508 comments] 'TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier'
3 [450 comments] 'garrett'
4 [360 comments] 'Jane D'oh'
5 [338 comments] 'Crazy Miklos' Tzampotli Family Fun Park and Endless Taco Bar'
6 [320 comments] 'Blonde Morticia'
7 [312 comments] 'Tom Servo'
8 [297 comments] 'Pig to man dreaming of lions'
9 [296 comments] 'qdpsteve'
10 [295 comments] 'Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview'

Top 10 sockpuppeteers:
1 [332 names] 'Crazy Miklos' Tzampotli Family Fun Park and Endless Taco Bar' [46.61 unique names/day]
2 [53 names] 'Surfperch'
3 [45 names] 'Notorious BFD'
4 [41 names] 'Ha'
5 [28 names] 'My Pimp Shot My Dealer'
6 [25 names] 'ace'
7 [25 names] 'davidt'
8 [22 names] 'LeftCoast Dawg'
9 [21 names] 'Bertram Cabot, Jr.'
10 [20 names] 'boulder t'hobo'

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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Assurances.

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Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 10:00 PM




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1 1

Posted by: ALH at September 16, 2019 10:00 PM (NqiHX)

2 1+1?

Posted by: Rex B at September 16, 2019 10:00 PM (PFyX2)

3 ONT!

Posted by: Linn Ridge at September 16, 2019 10:00 PM (ECrgQ)

4 Hello Dear, how was your day?

Posted by: ALH at September 16, 2019 10:01 PM (NqiHX)

5 3rd?

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 16, 2019 10:01 PM (Mm4NK)

6 Not quick enough.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 16, 2019 10:01 PM (Mm4NK)

7 Evening Horde!

Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2019 10:02 PM (Y4EXg)

8 Darn!

But I was watching el Presidente!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 16, 2019 10:02 PM (BiNEL)

9 Two Primus Noctii for ALH in a row!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 16, 2019 10:03 PM (uL22A)

10 I had forgotten that Ric prodiuced Suicide.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 16, 2019 10:03 PM (MDdQR)

11 Congrats, ALH!

Posted by: Rex B at September 16, 2019 10:04 PM (PFyX2)

12 How many opioid prescriptions did Purdue write?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 16, 2019 10:04 PM (BiNEL)

13 Happy Monday, Horde!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at September 16, 2019 10:04 PM (TdMsT)

14 Not bad.

You?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 16, 2019 10:05 PM (aA3+G)

15 If PDT doesn't punch Schumer in the face on the floor of the Senate at least once during his presidency, can we really say it was a successful presidency??

Posted by: jmel at September 16, 2019 10:05 PM (OeWgo)

16 Number 1? Dammit.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 10:06 PM (NWiLs)

17 Read the content, watching the rally, all with one hand tied behind my back.

Posted by: ALH at September 16, 2019 10:06 PM (NqiHX)

18 Yeah, $4200 bucks to have a moderated conversation with Michelle Obama seems fair. And for another $500 I'll put my junk in her face.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 16, 2019 10:06 PM (ZYB2s)

19 You?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 16, 2019 10:05 PM (aA3+G)

Excellente!

Posted by: ALH at September 16, 2019 10:07 PM (NqiHX)

20 Blonde girl to Trump's left needs a hug.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 16, 2019 10:07 PM (DY3v8)

21 What insights could she give? She's nothing more than an unaccomplished individual with a chip on her shoulder.



I'll field this one.

Michelle Obama is like every other democrat woman who is angry at Amerikka. Yet she is rich and respected by the media and other democrats. Other unaccomplished democrat women with a chip on their shoulder want a step by step guide on how to become rich and respected without doing any work. Those are Michelle's insights.

Posted by: shibumi, in house selling hell at September 16, 2019 10:07 PM (gdfZ0)

22 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 16, 2019 10:06 PM (ZYB2s)

That would probably be the first time she's seen one of those in decades.

Posted by: ALH at September 16, 2019 10:08 PM (NqiHX)

23 18: you two could sword fight. that would bring down the house.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 16, 2019 10:08 PM (KP5rU)

24 18 Yeah, $4200 bucks to have a moderated conversation with Michelle Obama seems fair. And for another $500 I'll put my junk in her face.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 16, 2019 10:06 PM (ZYB


No mud hut for Moochele--that's only for the little people.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 16, 2019 10:08 PM (TdMsT)

25 I saw Furious Ballerina open for Joan Jett and the Black Hearts at the Orpheum in '89.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 16, 2019 10:08 PM (HaL55)

26 What'd I miss?

Posted by: BifBewalski at September 16, 2019 10:09 PM (VcFUs)

27 What insights could she give? She's nothing more than an unaccomplished individual with a chip on her shoulder.

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How to get a high-paying no-show job based entirely on the position of her husband? That's worth something right there.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 16, 2019 10:09 PM (ZYB2s)

28 hiya

Posted by: JT at September 16, 2019 10:10 PM (arJlL)

29 Number 1? Dammit.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 10:06 PM (NWiLs)
***************
Awesome!
Wear it as a badge of honor.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 16, 2019 10:10 PM (wiXsO)

30 Woot, made the top 10 sox again.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 16, 2019 10:10 PM (ykYG2)

31 Ric produced Weezer and you can tell. Pity Weezer didn't have the same range as the Cars.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 16, 2019 10:10 PM (ykYG2)

32 The crux of MillerCoors's claims against Anheuser-Busch, then, is that
"when viewed as a whole, [the advertisements] deceive[] consumers into
believing that Miller Lite and Coors Light final products actually
contain corn syrup and thus are unhealthy and inferior to Bud Light."


why do people hate lawyers?

Complete. Mystery.

Posted by: mikeyG at September 16, 2019 10:11 PM (1vWDB)

33 Drunken ballerina is a One.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2019 10:11 PM (jEgzt)

34
"I believe that our country has become excessively punitive and vindictive about remarks that people find offensive or racist and that we need to try and move beyond that if we can."

That horse has left the barn. You can say those pretty words to your interrogator at the Lefortovo.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2019 10:11 PM (7rVsF)

35 So furious ballerina = Rahm Emmanuel right?
I'm getting confused. I should probably take up drinking as a hobby.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2019 10:11 PM (myjNJ)

36
Michelle Obama is like every other democrat woman who is angry at Amerikka. Yet she is rich and respected by the media and other democrats. Other unaccomplished democrat women with a chip on their shoulder want a step by step guide on how to become rich and respected without doing any work. Those are Michelle's insights.
Posted by: shibumi, in house selling hell at September 16, 2019 10:07 PM (gdfZ0)


What is I married a lazy dope smoking bastard for $500, Shibumi?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 16, 2019 10:11 PM (aA3+G)

37
Well, shoot.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2019 10:12 PM (7rVsF)

38 Great top photo, Mis Hum!

And I believe Lou Dobbs is correct.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 16, 2019 10:12 PM (64MP/)

39 I'd take anyone punching Schumer in the face during Trump's presidency. Could be Trump, could be Pence, could be that panhandler on the corner. I'm flexible.

(Note to our Big Tech overlords: the above is, of course, a joke.)

Posted by: Dr. T at September 16, 2019 10:12 PM (2PXwn)

40 Bicycle Riding ONT Compliance Pics

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Posted by: kbdabear at September 16, 2019 10:12 PM (qAR6u)

41 Assurances : nice Clerks reference. Like The Onion, Kevin Smith used to be kind of cool once you know.
tinyurl.com/yxbjpzq2

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 16, 2019 10:12 PM (ykYG2)

42 Michelle Obama is like every other democrat woman
who is angry at Amerikka. Yet she is rich and respected by the media and
other democrats. Other unaccomplished democrat women with a chip on
their shoulder want a step by step guide on how to become rich and
respected without doing any work. Those are Michelle's insights.


Posted by: shibumi, in house selling hell at September 16, 2019 10:07 PM (gdfZ0)


First, be born the child of an influential politician. Next, an appropriate college degree. Next, an arranged marriage with an up and coming rabble-rouser. Then... Profit!!

Posted by: davidt at September 16, 2019 10:12 PM (m3tRO)

43 Damn in the top ten again. I really am going to have to start working at work.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 16, 2019 10:13 PM (2DOZq)

44 Miller Lite and Coors Light final products actually
contain corn syrup


With flapjacks.

Breakfast of Champions.

Posted by: Miklos, starting the day off Valu-Rite at September 16, 2019 10:13 PM (QzkSJ)

45 That would probably be the first time she's seen one of those in decades.
Posted by: ALH at September 16, 2019 10:08 PM (NqiHX)

She's not that fat.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2019 10:13 PM (jEgzt)

46 The store owner must have liked "Clerks"

Posted by: Eisenhorn at September 16, 2019 10:13 PM (F6tBH)

47 The new Kavanaugh thing is troubling me beyond what it should..
It is patently false.. but the MSM is still reporting it.. even though they now add the part about the accuser not remembering it!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 16, 2019 10:13 PM (438dO)

48 More Bicycle Riding ONT Compliance Pics

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https://tinyurl.com/y4b8m3lw

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Posted by: kbdabear at September 16, 2019 10:14 PM (qAR6u)

49 18 Yeah, $4200 bucks to have a moderated conversation with Michelle Obama seems fair. And for another $500 I'll put my junk in her face.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 16, 2019 10:06 PM (ZYB2s)

Don't forget to have your college friends push!

Posted by: Justice Kavanaugh at September 16, 2019 10:14 PM (jp0Bv)

50 First!

My first comment since the Board posting, that is. Only 299 to go to make next week's Board! #Goals #DreamBig

Posted by: FireHorse at September 16, 2019 10:14 PM (jh17W)

51 Berzerker!!!

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 16, 2019 10:14 PM (DY3v8)

52 Bicycle Riding ONT Compliance Pics

They can "ride on my handlebars" any day.

Posted by: Miklos, without Mom watching at September 16, 2019 10:15 PM (QzkSJ)

53 47 The new Kavanaugh thing is troubling me beyond what it should..
It is patently false.. but the MSM is still reporting it.. even though they now add the part about the accuser not remembering it!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 16, 2019 10:13 PM (438dO)

Then she's not an 'accuser'.

Posted by: Tami at September 16, 2019 10:15 PM (cF8AT)

54 the MSM is still reporting it.. even though they now add the part about the accuser not remembering it!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 16, 2019 10:13 PM (438dO)

This is what happens when you run out of new ideas. You just recycle the old ones.

Posted by: ALH at September 16, 2019 10:15 PM (NqiHX)

55 I'm out for the night. See you folks later. Stay safe and sleep sweet.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2019 10:15 PM (myjNJ)

56
Other unaccomplished democrat women with a chip on
their shoulder want a step by step guide on how to become rich and
respected without doing any work.


Putting up with the Idiot God is a lot of work, I should think.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2019 10:15 PM (7rVsF)

57 Great top photo, Mis Hum!

And I believe Lou Dobbs is correct.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 16, 2019 10:12 PM (64MP/)

Question: what happens when the parachutist reaches the ground? I thought the U.S. flag was not supposed to be allowed to touch the ground?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2019 10:15 PM (jEgzt)

58 The Kav thing is probably because of the frailty of RBG.

Posted by: davidt at September 16, 2019 10:15 PM (m3tRO)

59 My Grandma & Your Grandma were sitting by the fire...

Posted by: Quilp at September 16, 2019 10:15 PM (Bf3hj)

60 MH, what is your email?


Thanks

Posted by: Ha at September 16, 2019 10:15 PM (HJ38S)

61 12 How many opioid prescriptions did Purdue write?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
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Spot on sir, spot on.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at September 16, 2019 10:15 PM (Jn4Qy)

62 When you've been kicked in the nuts by a ballerina, you've really been kicked in the nuts.

Posted by: MW at September 16, 2019 10:16 PM (hNTtn)

63 Ric Ocasek and Paulina Porizkova 's marriage was an eternity, rock star wise.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 16, 2019 10:16 PM (MDdQR)

64 This is what happens when you run out of new ideas. You just recycle the old ones.
Posted by: ALH

*they're on to us*

Posted by: the Star Wars franchise at September 16, 2019 10:16 PM (QzkSJ)

65 I love the idea of an elvated garden. For someone like me with a bad back and knees it would be perfect. If we weren't going to be moving I'd give thought to doing it.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 16, 2019 10:16 PM (dUJdY)

66 The new Kavanaugh thing is troubling me beyond what it should..
It is patently false.. but the MSM is still reporting it.. even though they now add the part about the accuser not remembering it!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 16, 2019 10:13 PM (438dO)



My futile hope is that people will start to see the perfidy of our media!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 16, 2019 10:16 PM (BiNEL)

67 Hey everybody.

When you assure, you make an ass out of u and...
never mind. :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2019 10:17 PM (L2ZTs)

68 My Grandma & Your Grandma were sitting by the fire...
Posted by: Quilp

Hey Now!

Posted by: The Dixie Cups feat. Miklos at September 16, 2019 10:17 PM (QzkSJ)

69 Goodnight, Madamemayhem.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 16, 2019 10:17 PM (TdMsT)

70
This is what happens when you run out of new ideas. You just recycle the old ones.
Posted by: ALH at September 16, 2019 10:15 PM (NqiHX)

And isn't that the story of The ONT?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 16, 2019 10:17 PM (aA3+G)

71
What is I married a lazy dope smoking bastard for $500, Shibumi?


Actually, think Michelle's line is "I married a lazy dope smoking bastard who has George Soros backing him."

Posted by: shibumi, in house selling hell at September 16, 2019 10:17 PM (gdfZ0)

72
Ric Ocasek and Paulina Porizkova 's marriage was an eternity, rock star wise.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie


The half life of a transplutonium element is an eternity, rock star wise.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2019 10:18 PM (7rVsF)

73 And isn't that the story of The ONT?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 16, 2019 10:17 PM (aA3+G)

Do the COB's have a giant filing cabinet with old ONT's and rotate the stock? Efficiency!

Posted by: ALH at September 16, 2019 10:19 PM (NqiHX)

74 For people who don't know who National Womens' Hall of Fame honoree Angela Davis is, google Judge Harold Haley. She supplied the shotgun that Haley's kidnappers used to shoot him in the head.

Angela Davis is the worst of the worst. It is jaw-dropping that that bloodthirsty commie bitch even dares to live in America, let alone be honored. Wikipedia calls her a "political activist, academic, and author."

Those were very bad times in the USA, with radicals and bomb-throwers terrorizing us, and our colleges were quickly cowed by them into becoming the fountain of America-hatred that they remain to this day.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 16, 2019 10:19 PM (mk9aG)

75 Question: what happens when the parachutist reaches the ground? I thought the U.S. flag was not supposed to be allowed to touch the ground?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2019 10:15 PM (jEgzt)
* * * *

Good question! I've seen these types of jumps and recall only that the flag does not touch the ground. Forget if ground crew snag it or just what happens.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 16, 2019 10:19 PM (64MP/)

76 The half life of a transplutonium element is an eternity, rock star wise.

Reactions so ephemeral that you'd miss them if you blinked! They should use celebrity marriages to discover new bosons.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 16, 2019 10:20 PM (ykYG2)

77 Do the COB's have a giant filing cabinet with old ONT's and rotate the stock? Efficiency!
Posted by: ALH

They're all on file at the frat house.

Posted by: my Delta pledge name is Miklos at September 16, 2019 10:20 PM (QzkSJ)

78 I forgot how cute college girls in baseball caps look.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 16, 2019 10:20 PM (DY3v8)

79 So the current debate in sports is whether college athletes should be paid.

I'm a big no but I think there should be a fund set aside to make payments for permanent injuries sustained by student athletes.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 16, 2019 10:21 PM (2DOZq)

80 Interesting that Ric Ocasek and Eddie Money died so close together, they both died at the *same* age, and that their first big albums both came out at about the same time, 1977-78.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2019 10:21 PM (L2ZTs)

81 They should use celebrity marriages to discover new bosons.

I read that as "New Bosoms"

Posted by: JT at September 16, 2019 10:21 PM (arJlL)

82 I forgot how cute college girls in baseball caps look.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie
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As long as there not RED!

(2 and 2)

Posted by: WaterCow at September 16, 2019 10:22 PM (jh17W)

83 Also don't agree with the exorbitant salaries paid to head coaches.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 16, 2019 10:22 PM (2DOZq)

84 Ric Ocasek and Paulina Porizkova 's marriage was an eternity, rock star wise.



Posted by: Cosmic Charlie

.............

they were estranged at the time of his death.. but they did have a long run!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 16, 2019 10:22 PM (438dO)

85 I like the Gregg Allman/Cher one.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 16, 2019 10:22 PM (PUmDY)

86 Yes we were estranged, but oh how I loved Nic! How I loved him!!
Now where's that will???

Posted by: Paulina P at September 16, 2019 10:23 PM (L2ZTs)

87 OK Hordelings, it's BfB here at stately Casa Backwardio.

Y'all try to behave. Pray for protection and pray for our President.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 16, 2019 10:23 PM (HaL55)

88 Re the next rock star to go, I am personally surprised Ginger Baker is still around. Then again he's never had much stress because he's always inflicted tons of it on everyone else. :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2019 10:24 PM (L2ZTs)

89 My word as a non-Biden: I lived in Rio Rancho for years.

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 16, 2019 10:25 PM (uDh3k)

90 Steve Sailer points out that Ocasek was relatively old when he made it big. Mid 30s. That's why it looks weird to find he was 75 today.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 16, 2019 10:26 PM (ykYG2)

91 Cosmic, what happened to cause Gregg Allman to be so severely ostracized from the Allman Brothers?

I think the marriage to Cher was part of it, but there was something else...

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2019 10:26 PM (L2ZTs)

92 He thought everyone was a narc, I've heard.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 16, 2019 10:27 PM (MDdQR)

93 >>>Those were very bad times in the USA, with radicals and bomb-throwers terrorizing us, and our colleges were quickly cowed by them into becoming the fountain of America-hatred that they remain to this day.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 16, 2019 10:19 PM (mk9aG)



It's been a very long time since radicals were properly punished.

Posted by: Ol' Town Drunk at September 16, 2019 10:27 PM (+gUIl)

94 the Allman Brothers?

I think the marriage to Cher was part of it, but there was something else...
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2019 10:26 PM (L2ZTs)


Personality conflicts. Dope. Drug trials. Moar Dope. I wouldn't even consider Cher an issue between Allman & Betts

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 16, 2019 10:27 PM (aA3+G)

95 Check out this Brendan O'Neill podcast with historian David Starkey wherein the activities of Remainers are explicity labeled treason.

https://youtu.be/jUxV6SvQHc0

It's just refreshing to see a spade correctly labeled.

Posted by: You think I'm being metaphorical, but I'm not at September 16, 2019 10:28 PM (dmoiP)

96 Cosmic, what happened to cause Gregg Allman to be so severely ostracized from the Allman Brothers?

He let his manager take the fall instead of taking responsibility for his drug use. No one likes a rat.

Posted by: ALH at September 16, 2019 10:28 PM (NqiHX)

97 >
Personality conflicts. Dope. Drug trials. Moar Dope. I wouldn't even consider Cher an issue between Allman & Betts
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 16, 2019 10:27 PM (aA3+G)



Yep. Drugs.

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 16, 2019 10:28 PM (uDh3k)

98 Debate weeks tend to be my best weeks for my sock-puppetry.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 16, 2019 10:29 PM (tVQUs)

99 *Reads ballerina article*

*Consults Hot/Crazy Matrix*

9.5 Hot

8.5 Crazy

Definitely in the Danger Zone

Posted by: Bert G at September 16, 2019 10:29 PM (OMsf+)

100 37
Well, shoot.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2019 10:12 PM (7rVsF)

Bang!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 10:29 PM (NWiLs)

101
This is a sensationally dull football game.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2019 10:29 PM (7rVsF)

102 MisHum and ALH, so dope, dope and more dope? Sounds legit, thanks. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2019 10:31 PM (L2ZTs)

103 Based on the latest baseless allegations, here's a realistic sketch of Brett Kavanaugh:

https://i.redd.it/0x0pch73zzv11.png

Posted by: Surfperch at September 16, 2019 10:31 PM (tVQUs)

104 How does Trump always remember where he is?

They won't let me write it on my hand anymore.

Posted by: Lifeguard Joe at September 16, 2019 10:31 PM (QzkSJ)

105 Britney Spears' was kind of great.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 16, 2019 10:31 PM (MDdQR)

106 How does Trump always remember where he is?

They won't let me write it on my hand anymore.
Posted by: Lifeguard Joe at September 16, 2019 10:31 PM (QzkSJ)

I guess he's been eating nutritious breakfasts for the past Fifty-seven years, Joe.

Posted by: Corn Pop at September 16, 2019 10:34 PM (tVQUs)

107 Thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 16, 2019 10:35 PM (MmMhO)

108 I know there's a scene in the classic black comedy flick "Where's Poppa?" where George Segal makes his mom (played by Ruth Gordon) breakfast: Lucky Charms floating in Pepsi. (Movie was made in 1970, it's cool to see the old bottle with the old logo...)

Anyway, I think that's what Biden has for breakfast every morning.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2019 10:36 PM (L2ZTs)

109 It will be interesting to see if New Mexico goes for Trump in 2020. Just might happen!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 16, 2019 10:36 PM (64MP/)

110 Thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 16, 2019 10:35 PM (MmMhO)


A Guinness will help with that!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 16, 2019 10:36 PM (BiNEL)

111 >Thirst!
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 16, 2019 10:35 PM (MmMhO)



**pours bourbon for red**

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 16, 2019 10:37 PM (uDh3k)

112 I don't know why this made me laugh so hard and why I now want to become a Franchise Member, but it did; and I do...

"'Crazy Miklos' Tzampotli Family Fun Park and Endless Taco Bar'"

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at September 16, 2019 10:37 PM (Ckg4U)

113 Muad, that's 7-Eleven brand bourbon!

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2019 10:37 PM (L2ZTs)

114 Only 103

Posted by: None shall pass at September 16, 2019 10:37 PM (8l4XQ)

115 It will be interesting to see if New Mexico goes for Trump in 2020. Just might happen!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 16, 2019 10:36 PM (64MP/)

With Gary Johnson out of the mix, it does seem possible.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 16, 2019 10:37 PM (tVQUs)

116 >113 Muad, that's 7-Eleven brand bourbon!
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2019 10



Shhhhhhh.

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 16, 2019 10:38 PM (uDh3k)

117
27 What insights could she give? She's nothing more than an unaccomplished individual with a chip on her shoulder


Why, her unwarranted meddling in America's school lunch programs caused more putatively edible items to be thrown in the trash than by all previous First Ladies combined!

Unaccomplished, indeed!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2019 10:39 PM (6G4DD)

118 Let's check that 7-Eleven brand bourbon bottle label...

"Specially aged in the back room inside of the finest leftover plastic Slurpee syrup bottles for a minimum of three years"

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2019 10:40 PM (L2ZTs)

119 I'm President, and they're not.

Posted by: Fox2! at September 16, 2019 10:40 PM (RvWR/)

120 With Gary Johnson out of the mix, it does seem possible.
Posted by: Surfperch at September 16, 2019 10:37 PM (tVQUs)
* * * *

Trump is really enjoying his rally tonight, and the audience appears to be loyal and entertained.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 16, 2019 10:40 PM (64MP/)

121 I don't know if Trump will win New Mexico, but of this I am certain--he is going to fight for every single vote.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2019 10:40 PM (o1fzk)

122 Muad, that's 7-Eleven brand bourbon!

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2019 10:37 PM (L2ZTs)


Are you trying to tell me there's something wrong with Jack Denials Bourbon?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 16, 2019 10:41 PM (BiNEL)

123 >
"Specially aged in the back room inside of the finest leftover plastic Slurpee syrup bottles for a minimum of three years"
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2019 10:40



The horde puts Valu-Rite on their Kaboom prior to going hobo hunting. It's a good match.

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 16, 2019 10:42 PM (uDh3k)

124 Hrothgar, I thought you were a Dack Janiels man

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2019 10:42 PM (L2ZTs)

125 I don't know if Trump will win New Mexico, but of this I am certain--he is going to fight for every single vote.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2019 10:40 PM (o1fzk)
* * * *

And that fighting is just what I am so glad to see! Finally, a Republican who "gets" it!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 16, 2019 10:42 PM (64MP/)

126 evening y'all

Posted by: wing at September 16, 2019 10:42 PM (JFzNN)

127 Ric Ocasek did indeed produce Weezer's debut album --which featured the great "Buddy Holly" song, the subject of a hilarious "Happy Days"- style video.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2019 10:43 PM (o1fzk)

128 Going to Bourbon & Beyond In Louisville this weekend Really good lineup for a festival.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 16, 2019 10:43 PM (PUmDY)

129 The Republican party s the party of the American Dream.

Truth

Posted by: ALH at September 16, 2019 10:43 PM (NqiHX)

130 Why does it look like they're repairing the sidewalk with asphalt in the bottom photo?

Posted by: Surƒperch at September 16, 2019 10:43 PM (tVQUs)

131 Re the next rock star to go, I am personally surprised Ginger Baker is still around. Then again he's never had much stress because he's always inflicted tons of it on everyone else. :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2019 10:24 PM (L2ZTs)

===

Jackson Browne

Or

James Taylor

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2019 10:44 PM (EZebt)

132 Big Jack and Ginger fan. I like knowing what I am getting.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 16, 2019 10:44 PM (PUmDY)

133 Michelle Obama is like a Kardashian. Zero accomplishments and famous only for being famous.
Once the celebrity wears off, making those mortgage payments is gonna be a bitch.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2019 10:44 PM (axyOa)

134 Hadrian,

Willowed but directed to you:

I'm one of those "best if used by date" guys. Way past. I went through a massive lull in work a few years ago. I ended up completely rewriting my resume in a certain way that is fashionable these days.

My original style was pretty technical and was directed at hiring managers. Now it's happy, happy, joy, joy eyewash with hip kewords for the scanners and "Britineys" in HR. Over half the people I talk to initaly have no idea of what is involved with the terms involved.

I admit I was proud of my accomplishments but thay is not what gets you to the next level these days, plus you need to loose all but the lat 20 years of your career and drop all the dates on your degrees, etc.

I don't want to piss you off but the jobs are out here, even for mature folks. Employers seem desperate. The economy is very hot. It's embarrasing getting several calls a day from recuiters while I'm at work.

It's important to get your resume in front of actual hiring managers. They are dying for qualified people, hence the interest in folks who have "way too much experience".

There is a popular website that can help you find out who is behind the curtain at companies. A GOOD recruiter is nice to have too. Suprisingly (not) sales people know who's hiring and buying new equipment and who has work in the pie.

Don't give up! Things are happening for us >>29 folks.

Posted by: pawn at September 16, 2019 10:44 PM (PveK5)

135 Cosmic, yup. Too bad they hated each other.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2019 10:44 PM (L2ZTs)

136 122 Muad, that's 7-Eleven brand bourbon!

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2019 10:37 PM (L2ZTs)

Are you trying to tell me there's something wrong with Jack Denials Bourbon?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 16, 2019 10:41 PM (BiNEL)


You one of them fancy southerners?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 16, 2019 10:44 PM (aA3+G)

137 I'm tired of reading sob stories about murderous scumbags but the people they killed are nameless.

Posted by: vivi at September 16, 2019 10:45 PM (11H2y)

138 Hey.
That parachute dude spelled ARMY wrong.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2019 10:45 PM (axyOa)

139 Hrothgar, I thought you were a Dack Janiels man

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2019 10:42 PM (L2ZTs)


That's when the market is down!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 16, 2019 10:45 PM (BiNEL)

140 *sends Slapweasel discount coupon booklet*

Posted by: Crazy Miklos Franchising Opportunities, SA de CV at September 16, 2019 10:45 PM (QzkSJ)

141 I was gonna make a joke about the fine bourbons of Utah, but I just looked it up and it turns out there *are* some distilleries and related businesses there.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2019 10:47 PM (L2ZTs)

142 Trump was 3 points away from winning the county the rally is being hosted in (Sandoval) back in 2016, a few former Johnson voters flipping to GOP could easily make a big impact on the county.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 16, 2019 10:47 PM (tVQUs)

143 You one of them fancy southerners?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 16, 2019 10:44 PM (aA3+G)


If it warn't distilled on a mountain side by an Uncle of mine, it hain't fit to drink in civilized company!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 16, 2019 10:48 PM (BiNEL)

144 Slap!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 16, 2019 10:48 PM (KP5rU)

145 Oh for crying out loud! You guys and your off-off-brand liquors! Has no one here heard of Pendleton Whiskey? It just happens to be my favorite. One sip and I was converted.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 16, 2019 10:49 PM (64MP/)

146 ...Muad, that's 7-Eleven brand bourbon!

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2019 10

***

Shhhhhhh.

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 16, 2019 10:38 PM (uDh3k)



In the U.K., the giant grocery chain Tesco's house brand Scotches, (two varieties) SWEPT United Kingdom "Best Scotch Awards".

Two. Years. In. A. Row.

Keep in mind, those are true Blind Tastings, up against every other premium distiller in the U.K.

I've got a one of each being hand-carried to me in Novermber, alas, too late for the Tx Mo Meet.

But I'll gladly report on the results.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 16, 2019 10:49 PM (QzJWU)

147 Jim, hmmm.
I believe Tesco is the UK equivalent of Walmart...

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2019 10:50 PM (L2ZTs)

148 It's maddening to accurately suspect Ford was a lyin' See-You-Next-Tuesday this whole time, but it's another thing to have all the evidence flood out at you, especially when another vile smear campaign against Kavanaugh is beginning.

He needs to sue everybody involved, because the useless GOP isn't going to do anything to stop the defamation of officials simply because they are even tangentially associated with Orange-Man bad.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 16, 2019 10:50 PM (Ta69/)

149 "Big Jack and Ginger fan here. I know what I'm getting."

Two-thirds of CREAM ?

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2019 10:51 PM (o1fzk)

150
Posted by: pawn at September 16, 2019 10:44 PM (PveK5)

Thank you. I need to remember there are Horde members with problems far worse than mine and not to wallow in my little disappointments. I still get paid through February, after all.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2019 10:51 PM (7rVsF)

151 I was gonna make a joke about the fine bourbons of Utah, but I just looked it up and it turns out there *are* some distilleries and related businesses there.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2019 10:47 PM (L2ZTs)
* * * *

There is a whole lot more drinking in Utah than most folks would imagine. Just sayin'

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 16, 2019 10:51 PM (64MP/)

152 If it warn't distilled on a mountain side by an Uncle of mine, it hain't fit to drink in civilized company!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

Moon Pies in the mash.

Old family secret.

Posted by: Uncle Miklos Bodine at September 16, 2019 10:51 PM (QzkSJ)

153 Jeri Hall seems to be in love with money.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 16, 2019 10:51 PM (PUmDY)

154 There is a whole lot more drinking in Utah than most folks would imagine. Just sayin'
Posted by: Legally Sufficient

Having six wives will do that.

Posted by: Miklos, or just one at September 16, 2019 10:52 PM (QzkSJ)

155 It's about your country!

Says it all....

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 16, 2019 10:52 PM (BiNEL)

156
A story below the ballet dancer-cum-ball buster in the Mirror:

Mum-of-two with 'fear of food' lives off cheese sandwiches for almost 30 years

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2019 10:52 PM (6G4DD)

157
There is a whole lot more drinking in Utah than most folks would imagine. Just sayin'

Posted by: Legally Sufficient


It's not like they're Baptists or anything.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2019 10:53 PM (7rVsF)

158 It's not a problem. It's a situation.

Posted by: pawn at September 16, 2019 10:54 PM (PveK5)

159 There is a whole lot more drinking in Utah than most folks would imagine. Just sayin'
Posted by: Legally Sufficient

Having six wives will do that.
Posted by: Miklos, or just one at September 16, 2019 10:52 PM (QzkSJ)
* * * *

Ha! Not to mention all the rug rats...

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 16, 2019 10:54 PM (64MP/)

160 Regarding latest Kav smear, Politico reports their mole at NYT says this: ""It was really neglectful," the insider said of the paper's overall handling. "There were serious errors made along the way.""

The entire NYT is a "serious error." Their op-eds have been bashing over half of the American population for at least ten years. Their lunatic editorials are openly racist hatred of whites.

They hired white-hater Sarah Jeong as an editor, a position she is clearly unqualified for, just to defiantly twist the knife into us. They are a cadre of abnormal foaming freaks, determined to destroy this country.

First time I saw Michelle Goldberg on TV, I could instantly tell that she is a f*cking mutant. Dean Baquet looks like a retarded Venusian. These people have NO connection to, nor knowledge of traditional Americans.

That said, I like some of their food recipes.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 16, 2019 10:54 PM (mk9aG)

161 I believe Tesco is the UK equivalent of Walmart...
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2019 10:50 PM (L2ZTs)

It is, but most Britishers would say that it's somehow better.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 16, 2019 10:54 PM (tVQUs)

162 There is a whole lot more drinking in Utah than most folks would imagine. Just sayin'
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 16, 2019 10:51 PM (64MP/)

My son lives in SLC. Suffice to say, I know where the liquor stores are.

Some very good breweries in the area as well.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Actually Irish at September 16, 2019 10:55 PM (x8Wzq)

163 Surfperch, I'd bet most Britishers would pronounce it "Wammert." They seem to enjoy trolling us with their pronunciations of things...

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2019 10:55 PM (L2ZTs)

164 Re: Emotional Support Monkeys

She should name those monkeys Jose, Jorge and Juan and register them to vote Democrat and the entire media would be tripping over their own dicks to keep the monkeys around.

Short of that, the only other solution I can think of is for her to marry them and start shouting "Love Wins! Bang me monkey Paolo!"

I'm sure that'd get the alphabet community behind her.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 16, 2019 10:55 PM (pyXW1)

165 Jeebus, the guy's energy is amazing.



Posted by: rhomboid at September 16, 2019 10:55 PM (QDnY+)

166 154 There is a whole lot more drinking in Utah than most folks would imagine. Just sayin'
Posted by: Legally Sufficient

Having six wives will do that.
Posted by: Miklos, or just one at September 16, 2019 10:52 PM (QzkSJ)

Lol.

Posted by: tbodie at September 16, 2019 10:56 PM (D5XRv)

167 Soothi loves emotional support monkeys. Just FYI.

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 16, 2019 10:56 PM (uDh3k)

168 You know how you go upstairs in the dark you have to keep track of how many stairs there are?

I took that extra step on the ghost stair just now. Ow!

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 16, 2019 10:57 PM (ykYG2)

169 143 You one of them fancy southerners?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 16, 2019 10:44 PM (aA3+G)

If it warn't distilled on a mountain side by an Uncle of mine, it hain't fit to drink in civilized company!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 16, 2019 10:48 PM (BiNEL)


You sound like Paternal Grandfather Mis Hum who was more Mis than Hum

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 16, 2019 10:58 PM (aA3+G)

170 Jeebus, the guy's energy is amazing.



Posted by: rhomboid

Well, he's only been up since 5 AM.

Posted by: Miklos, late riser at September 16, 2019 10:58 PM (QzkSJ)

171 166 154 There is a whole lot more drinking in Utah than most folks would imagine. Just sayin'
Posted by: Legally Sufficient

Having six wives will do that.
Posted by: Miklos, or just one at September 16, 2019 10:52 PM (QzkSJ)

Lol.
Posted by: tbodie at September 16, 2019 10:56 PM (D5XRv)


That could be a thread winner right there.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 16, 2019 10:58 PM (aA3+G)

172 Many Catholics make their home in Salt Lake City. If they banned booze there would be a riot.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 16, 2019 10:58 PM (ykYG2)

173 I think Jagger has had at least 6 wives.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 16, 2019 10:59 PM (PUmDY)

174 They just cut off the rally

Posted by: Ol' Town Drunk at September 16, 2019 10:59 PM (+gUIl)

175
That Federal judge is a fuching idiot.

AB was stopped for telling the truth.

That judge is essentially a criminal level of incompetence, certainly has zero idea of what his job is.

I could find dozens, no, hundreds of examples of companies advertising that knocks competitor's perceived weaknesses or limitations.

What a fool, but more importantly, anti-American.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 16, 2019 11:00 PM (sy5kK)

176 That crowd is fired up!

Posted by: ALH at September 16, 2019 11:00 PM (NqiHX)

177 That could be a thread winner right there.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 16, 2019 10:58 PM (aA3+G)
* * * *

Miklos gets my vote!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 16, 2019 11:00 PM (64MP/)

178 174 They just cut off the rally
Posted by: Ol' Town Drunk at September 16, 2019 10:59 PM (+gUIl)

I'm watching it on You Tube.

Posted by: ALH at September 16, 2019 11:01 PM (NqiHX)

179 Certainly, Tesco is very Wal-Martian, but with a noticeable Target-ization of being slight more upscale than an average Wal-Mart.

They sell some excellent foods and ingredients at Tesco. Pity so damn few Brits know how to actually cook with 'em.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 16, 2019 11:02 PM (QzJWU)

180 Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 16, 2019 10:59 PM (PUmDY)

Only one. Two if you count Jeri, but their marriage was never legal.

Plenty of Baby Mamas and girlfriends, however.

Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at September 16, 2019 11:02 PM (OXF4a)

181 How many Presidents EVER refer to "you"?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 16, 2019 11:03 PM (BiNEL)

182 Having six wives will do that.
Posted by: Miklos, or just one at September 16, 2019 10:52 PM

Divorced, beheaded, died, divorced, beheaded, survived.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 16, 2019 11:03 PM (COzlW)

183 I'm watching it on You Tube.

Posted by: ALH at September 16, 2019 11:01 PM (NqiHX)


Me too, but the channel posted a banner saying it was concluding. Cut Video, cut audio.

Found another channel, don't know whose.

Never could get past them in the parking lot on RSBN.

Posted by: Ol' Town Drunk at September 16, 2019 11:03 PM (+gUIl)

184 Oh for crying out loud! You guys and your
off-off-brand liquors! Has no one here heard of Pendleton Whiskey? It
just happens to be my favorite. One sip and I was converted.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 16, 2019 10:49 PM (64MP/)


Does it come in plaid?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2019 11:03 PM (xG/b0)

185
*peruses Wall of Shame*
*nods in self-satisfaction*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2019 11:03 PM (CDGwz)

186 Bianca the one?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 16, 2019 11:03 PM (PUmDY)

187 How does a grown man go by the name "Booger"?

Posted by: Larry "Chipper" Jones at September 16, 2019 11:03 PM (ORkk+)

188 > I believe Tesco is the UK equivalent of Walmart...

Similar, but Walmart actually owns the UK's ASDA (roughly Coke to Tesco's Pepsi).

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 16, 2019 11:04 PM (IRd4p)

189 187 How does a grown man go by the name "Booger"?
Posted by: Larry "Chipper" Jones at September 16, 2019 11:03 PM (ORkk+)

He has respiratory issues?

Posted by: ALH at September 16, 2019 11:04 PM (NqiHX)

190 Jack Daniels is whiskey because Tennessee ain't Kentucky

Posted by: NCKate at September 16, 2019 11:04 PM (lknvV)

191 Any Morons at the rally? If so, I hope we get a report!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 16, 2019 11:04 PM (64MP/)

192 Sock off.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 11:04 PM (IRd4p)

193 You sound like Paternal Grandfather Mis Hum who was more Mis than Hum

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 16, 2019 10:58 PM (aA3+G)


So, we might be related?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 16, 2019 11:05 PM (BiNEL)

194 > Does it come in plaid?

Wool-filtering is the best.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 11:05 PM (IRd4p)

195 But you might find
sometimes
You get what you need.

Posted by: Ol' Town Drunk at September 16, 2019 11:05 PM (+gUIl)

196 Mick certainly spread his genes around. He mixed it with women British and American and Latin and Black.
He fucked all comers.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2019 11:05 PM (o1fzk)

197 NCKate, *and* Jack Daniels is produced in a *dry* county. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2019 11:06 PM (L2ZTs)

198 That judge is essentially a criminal level of incompetence, certainly has zero idea of what his job is.

I could find dozens, no, hundreds of examples of companies advertising that knocks competitor's perceived weaknesses or limitations.

What a fool, but more importantly, anti-American.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 16, 2019 11:00 PM (sy5kK)

Coors should have just run ads that read: "American Beer, made without rice." Because they put rice in Bud, and it gives me heartburn something fierce.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2019 11:06 PM (jEgzt)

199 Jack Daniels is whiskey because Tennessee ain't Kentucky
Posted by: NCKate

Well, it's certainly not bourbon.

So, there you go!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at September 16, 2019 11:06 PM (TQYKn)

200
So, we might be related?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 16, 2019 11:05 PM (BiNEL)


We might be
That would be neat.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 16, 2019 11:07 PM (aA3+G)

201 AOP, wait 'til you try the new Bud made with Malt-O-Meal :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2019 11:07 PM (L2ZTs)

202 Fantastic rally in NM. PDT never ceases to amaze and inspire.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 16, 2019 11:07 PM (TdMsT)

203 I admit I was proud of my accomplishments but thay is not what gets you to the next level these days, plus you need to loose all but the lat 20 years of your career and drop all the dates on your degrees, etc.

Even twenty is pushing it.

But you are correct, with the correct use of buzzwords to get caught by the resume scanners, and with some appropriate graphics, your phone can ring several times each day with new opportunities.

Posted by: ʎoſ ƃuᴉ,Ⅎ ɟo pɹᴉq ǝnlq at September 16, 2019 11:07 PM (lD3vL)

204 NCKate, *and* Jack Daniels is produced in a *dry* county. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2019 11:06 PM (L2ZTs)

*turns up Blackfoot Real Loud!*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Actually Irish at September 16, 2019 11:07 PM (x8Wzq)

205 > Surfperch, I'd bet most Britishers would pronounce it "Wammert."

And they would spell it "Wolmondeleystonehaughmoot" or something like that.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 11:07 PM (IRd4p)

206 Does it come in plaid?
Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2019 11:03 PM (xG/b0)
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Nope, but they have featured our brave military veterans with a special label and "dog tag" attached to the bottle.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 16, 2019 11:07 PM (64MP/)

207 I have corn whiskey from a place in Reno made with "1OO% Nevada corn".


I'm a barbarian when it comes to this kind of booze, but it's pretty nice with a bit of water over ice.


The Depot, in Reno. Craft brewery and distillery, and restaurant. Can highly recommend.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 16, 2019 11:07 PM (QDnY+)

208 113 Muad, that's 7-Eleven brand bourbon!

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2019 10



Shhhhhhh.

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 16, 2019 10:38 PM (uDh3k)

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as long as it has ethanol, i'm good.

i am, after all, both a Moron AND a Drunken Bastard.

as such, i have standards that need to be upheld.

Cheers!

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 16, 2019 11:07 PM (MmMhO)

209 Doctor prescribed a new pill for me today, to stop me from being a jerk. Researching it tonite, I'm not so sure I want to take it. It doesn't even belong to the class of drugs he said it did. So I have to choose: continue being an a-hole, or suffer [scary side-effects deleted.] Guess I should have read up on it before I filled the $45 scrip.

The best side effect is somnolence, which I could really use some, since I've been awake for 36 hours and still can't sleep.

He says I'm right when I say that people are f*cking intolerable, but I really shouldn't let it bother me so much.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 16, 2019 11:08 PM (mk9aG)

210 Enjoy the night good people, I have a mechanics appointment at 0 dark thirty tomorrow, so I'm done!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 16, 2019 11:08 PM (BiNEL)

211 Rodrigo, LOL :-)
rhomboid, I will look for that place, I wanna to go Reno in the next couple years, thanks. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2019 11:08 PM (L2ZTs)

212 196 Mick certainly spread his genes around. He mixed it with women British and American and Latin and Black.
He fucked all comers.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2019 11:05 PM (o1fzk


And some just wanna get fucked all nite
I just don't have that much jam

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 16, 2019 11:08 PM (aA3+G)

213 Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 16, 2019 11:03 PM (PUmDY)

Yes.

Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at September 16, 2019 11:09 PM (OXF4a)

214 Fantastic rally in NM. PDT never ceases to amaze and inspire.
Posted by: Ladyl

He would run circles around Biden.

Yuge, beautiful circles. Fantastic circles.

Posted by: Miklos, an early nighter at September 16, 2019 11:09 PM (QzkSJ)

215 There is far more credible evidence of Bigfoot, alien bodies at area 51 and the Bermuda Triangle than the rape allegations against Kavanaugh. Who actually believes BS?

Posted by: Ripley at September 16, 2019 11:09 PM (NbRJx)

216 Coors should have just run ads that read: "American Beer, made without rice." Because they put rice in Bud, and it gives me heartburn something fierce.

Replace "rice" with "Chinese staple" and get people to associate Bud with antifreeze and polluted water.

Posted by: ʎoſ ƃuᴉ,Ⅎ ɟo pɹᴉq ǝnlq at September 16, 2019 11:09 PM (lD3vL)

217 red, the ethanol is left over from 7-Eleven's breakup with Citgo a number of years back... ;-)

(Remember that?)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2019 11:09 PM (L2ZTs)

218 > Coors should have just run ads that read: "American Beer, made without rice."

Neither rice nor corn have any business in beer.

Wheat or oats, occasionally, for very specific styles.

Rice or corn: never. They can stay in sake and chicha, where they belong.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 11:09 PM (IRd4p)

219 How does a grown man go by the name "Booger"?

He prefers to go by "No" here.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 16, 2019 11:10 PM (ykYG2)

220 Pug, yup :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2019 11:10 PM (L2ZTs)

221 Coors should have just run ads that read: "American Beer, made without rice." Because they put rice in Bud, and it gives me heartburn something fierce.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2019 11:06 PM (jEgzt)
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Bud products make me ill, but always figured it was one of the additives.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 16, 2019 11:10 PM (64MP/)

222 gp got prescribed molly? that's some good sh!t dude

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 16, 2019 11:11 PM (ykYG2)

223 209 Doctor prescribed a new pill for me today, to stop me from being a jerk. Researching it tonite, I'm not so sure I want to take it. It doesn't even belong to the class of drugs he said it did. So I have to choose: continue being an a-hole, or suffer [scary side-effects deleted.] Guess I should have read up on it before I filled the $45 scrip.

The best side effect is somnolence, which I could really use some, since I've been awake for 36 hours and still can't sleep.

He says I'm right when I say that people are f*cking intolerable, but I really shouldn't let it bother me so much.
Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 16, 2019 11:08 PM (mk9aG)


I could have used a double of that tonight out for dinner with Mrs. MH.

I walked out of restaurant fuming and everybody in the approximate vicinity knew that my opinion was that on "This place sucks.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 16, 2019 11:11 PM (aA3+G)

224 214 Fantastic rally in NM. PDT never ceases to amaze and inspire.
Posted by: Ladyl

He would run circles around Biden.

Yuge, beautiful circles. Fantastic circles.
Posted by: Miklos, an early nighter at September 16, 2019 11:09 PM (QzkSJ)


Oh yes.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 16, 2019 11:11 PM (TdMsT)

225 219 How does a grown man go by the name "Booger"?

He prefers to go by "No" here.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 16, 2019 11:10 PM (ykYG2)



I called him Fucking Snot for Brains and my wife said, "That's enough, let it go"

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 16, 2019 11:11 PM (aA3+G)

226 > Many Catholics make their home in Salt Lake City.

Even some Jews, so I hear. Rosanne had a rap about growing up in the only Jewish family in Salt Lake City, where her father sold Bibles to Mexicans.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 11:12 PM (IRd4p)

227 Wool-filtering is the best.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
--------

It's the lanolin that makes for smoothness.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2019 11:12 PM (xSo9G)

228 Utah beers? Polygamy Porter, "Take Some Home for the Wives"! When You Can't Have Just One!

Posted by: free tibet at September 16, 2019 11:12 PM (n/eZB)

229 Why is Trump in New Mexico (5 EV) ?

Posted by: ʎoſ ƃuᴉ,Ⅎ ɟo pɹᴉq ǝnlq at September 16, 2019 11:12 PM (lD3vL)

230 "AB was stopped for telling the truth." The law is a ass - a idiot.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 16, 2019 11:13 PM (mk9aG)

231 "I walked out of restaurant fuming and everybody in the approximate vicinity knew that my opinion was that on "This place sucks."

Fill us in: what happened?

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 16, 2019 11:13 PM (mk9aG)

232 MisHum, bad service at the restaurant?! Story, story please!! :-)

Lately I've been sick of fast food teenagers who don't listen.

[I place my order and say, "to go"]
"Great, got that down. Is that for here or to go?"
"It's to go."
"Would you like some ketchup packets?"
"No thanks."
"Okay, we got it. It's for here or to go?"
"It's to go."
"And we'll throw some ketchup in there for you"
"I don't need any thanks"
"Did you want it here or to go?"

[qdpsteve goes on violent rampage stabbing everyone in sight with a plastic spork]

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2019 11:14 PM (L2ZTs)

233 Bud products make me ill, but always figured it was one of the additives.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 16, 2019 11:10 PM (64MP/)

I can't drink Kokanee (Canadian brand). Tastes OK, but two bottles, sometimes only one, and I am guaranteed to have a splitting headache the entire next day. Same thing with Stella Artois. And the heartburn with Bud. I actually drank a Bud the other day, cause it was taking up room in my fridge. And I quite like the Bud Lite Cheladas, but same thing, they give me heartburn.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2019 11:14 PM (jEgzt)

234 Utah beers? Polygamy Porter, "Take Some Home for the Wives"! When You Can't Have Just One!
Posted by: free tibet at September 16, 2019 11:12 PM (n/eZB)
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LOL!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 16, 2019 11:14 PM (64MP/)

235 1999 being rereleased with several unreleased songs.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 16, 2019 11:14 PM (PUmDY)

236 Neither rice nor corn have any business in beer.

Wheat or oats, occasionally, for very specific styles.

Rice or corn: never. They can stay in sake and chicha, where they belong.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Barley is typically used for beer. Barley and hops.

Some really good wheat beers.

Oats?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at September 16, 2019 11:15 PM (TQYKn)

237 Bud products make me ill, but always figured it was one of the additives.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient
-----------

Neigh!

Posted by: A Clydesdale at September 16, 2019 11:15 PM (CDGwz)

238 Jack Daniels is a Tennessee Whiskey, which by law must be made using the Lincoln County Process.

That requires that it be column filtered through sugar-maple charcoal before barreling.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 16, 2019 11:16 PM (pyXW1)

239 I think Trump takes no chances/prudently makes few assumptions about the election. NM has been evaluated as "gettable", so, he'll spend some time there.


I'd expect to see him in NH, MN, and NV, maybe even CO as well. Guessing, but fairly certain his team would like to win the "popular" vote as well as achieve an electoral thumping. Good idea, can't hurt.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 16, 2019 11:16 PM (QDnY+)

240 Oats?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at September 16, 2019 11:15 PM (TQYKn)

Oats go into the horses, horse piss goes into the Bud vats.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2019 11:16 PM (jEgzt)

241
*splat*

Posted by: Piece of Crap Throw at September 16, 2019 11:17 PM (t5m5e)

242 > Oats?

Oatmeal stout is pretty tasty stuff. It makes for a good chewy wintertime comfort beer.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 11:17 PM (IRd4p)

243 Rodrigo, yup, it's great with some M&Ms ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2019 11:18 PM (L2ZTs)

244 229 Why is Trump in New Mexico (5 EV) ?


because he could gain 5 EV in 2020. He was close in 2016, and NM has always had problems with enough jobs.

Trump's energy policies have increased jobs and income for many, especially in NM

Remember when he went to NH (or was it Vermont?) for the one EV in 2016, where they split their EV by district? He went there 3 or 4 times. For one EV.

Plus the Latino push could be a breakthrough led by NM.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 16, 2019 11:18 PM (sy5kK)

245 Coming soon: Mueslix beer!

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2019 11:18 PM (L2ZTs)

246 "Lately I've been sick of fast food teenagers who don't listen."

They'll be completely replaced by kiosks, webapps and smartphone apps very soon. It will be a welcome relief, not just from bad order takers, but also from bad order-givers, who I'm always standing behind in line.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 16, 2019 11:18 PM (mk9aG)

247 Polygamy Porter = Wasatch Brewing. They actually did advertise "Take Some Home for the Wives"

Posted by: free tibet at September 16, 2019 11:18 PM (jOEDM)

248 AOP, I seem to recall that you were working the Neck Fire near Lund, Utah. If so, thanks. It was finally contained on Thursday. If you are ever on I-15 near CC, dinner and drinks are on me. Or, if you need a place to crash just let me know!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 16, 2019 11:19 PM (64MP/)

249 gp, LOL. I always end up behind the person who wants to order the entire menu, but with everything completely changed from something else, and then gets upset about something and demands to personally see the company CEO right that minute before they'll move an inch out of the drive-thru. Aaaarrrrgggghhhh!!!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2019 11:20 PM (L2ZTs)

250 polygamy porter are still using that "when you can't have just one" line? I remember it when my dad and I visited in 2004ish.

It's a good line!

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 16, 2019 11:21 PM (ykYG2)

251
They'll be completely replaced by kiosks, webapps and smartphone apps very soon. It will be a welcome relief, not just from bad order takers, but also from bad order-givers, who I'm always standing behind in line.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 16, 2019 11:18 PM (mk9aG)


"I want a Whopper, fries and a Coke."

"This is a McDonalds, Ma'am."

"Let me speak to the manager!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2019 11:21 PM (7rVsF)

252 [qdpsteve goes on violent rampage stabbing everyone in sight with a plastic spork]
Posted by: qdpsteve
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It seems to happen a lot. I've adopted the technique of mocking them:

Me: "I'll have blah, blah, blah, and black coffee, to go."

Dull Twit: "Okay, that's blah, blah, blah, and...do you want cream in the coffee?"

Me: "No, I still want it black."

Dull Twit: "Uh, okay. Is that for here or to go?

Me: "It's still to go."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2019 11:21 PM (CDGwz)

253 AOP, I seem to recall that you were working the Neck Fire near Lund, Utah. If so, thanks. It was finally contained on Thursday. If you are ever on I-15 near CC, dinner and drinks are on me. Or, if you need a place to crash just let me know!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 16, 2019 11:19 PM (64MP/)

Not me! I am an oilfield geologist, not a firefighter. I think you may have me confused with Moron DB Cooper, who flies a spotter plane for air tankers.

I did pass a fire burning just south of Fillmore, last Sunday, the 8th.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2019 11:22 PM (jEgzt)

254 Maine is the place (well, one place, the other's Nebraska) where they split their votes by region.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 16, 2019 11:22 PM (ykYG2)

255 Mike, good idea. Unfortunately I'm too softhearted to pull that stuff.

I need to learn to start embarrassing people, that usually makes them shape up fast.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2019 11:22 PM (L2ZTs)

256

Two Fried Chickens and a Coke.

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at September 16, 2019 11:22 PM (UFLLM)

257 238 Jack Daniels is a Tennessee Whiskey, which by law must be made using the Lincoln County Process.

That requires that it be column filtered through sugar-maple charcoal before barreling.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 16, 2019 11:16 PM (pyXW1)


And I, for one, am appreciative for the Lincoln County Process. Until you mentioned it, I had no idea what the Lincoln County Process was. But I like the results.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 16, 2019 11:23 PM (sy5kK)

258 Polygamy Porter = Wasatch Brewing. They actually did advertise "Take Some Home for the Wives"
Posted by: free tibet at September 16, 2019 11:18 PM (jOEDM)
* * * *

That's hilarious.

In reality, the poly-gammies are not well liked in these parts. Not shunned, just tolerated by most, barely tolerated by some.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 16, 2019 11:24 PM (64MP/)

259 215 There is far more credible evidence of Bigfoot, alien bodies at area 51 and the Bermuda Triangle than the rape allegations against Kavanaugh. Who actually believes BS?
Posted by: Ripley at September 16, 2019 11:09 PM (NbRJx)

Anonymous sources have told The New York Times that Justice Kavanaugh and his college friend, known as Big Foot, raped the dead bodies of space aliens at Area 51 before a Spring Break trip to Bermuda.

Posted by: The New York Times at September 16, 2019 11:24 PM (jp0Bv)

260 I had a friend fired from Checkers while in college for making a special order burger with no meat, still not sure if I believe him.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 16, 2019 11:25 PM (PUmDY)

261 231 "I walked out of restaurant fuming and everybody in the approximate vicinity knew that my opinion was that on "This place sucks."

Fill us in: what happened?
Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 16, 2019 11:13 PM (mk9aG)

232 MisHum, bad service at the restaurant?! Story, story please!! :-)

Lately I've been sick of fast food teenagers who don't listen.

[I place my order and say, "to go"]
"Great, got that down. Is that for here or to go?"
"It's to go."
"Would you like some ketchup packets?"
"No thanks."
"Okay, we got it. It's for here or to go?"
"It's to go."
"And we'll throw some ketchup in there for you"
"I don't need any thanks"
"Did you want it here or to go?"

[qdpsteve goes on violent rampage stabbing everyone in sight with a plastic spork]
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2019 11:14 PM (L2ZTs)



It is past the dinner rush hour.
There are at least 10 people wondering around doing important things like FUCKING NOTHING

We place our order and find an open table. Table is fucking dirty. Across the aisle is the garbage receptacle. Both bins are full.

Wait forever for the food. It comes out with some pimpled face HS kid saying, "Bon Appetite." I'm in fucking Rhinelander, WI not Paris, TX let alone France. So we digest the dinner.

We normally don't grab desert but tonight is different. We go up to the counter to order. Lots of young people working but no one over the age of 23 supervising. We have folks not changing gloves, not wearing gloves, not wearing beard nets, etc.

So we order the 2 waffle cones and we wait for 10 minutes. Finally I said to the Mrs. lets grab one of these custard pints to go. Cheaper than the 2 cones. So we went up there to change our order. The kid behind the counter said we had to wait our turn as there were people standing in line behind us who were there before us.

Fuck you you little pimple nose prick. I left Mrs. Mis Hum grabbed the stuff and we left.

I grabbed a comment card for this Family Style Fast Food Restaurant based in Sauk City WI not naming names, right Craig Culver.

Kids unsupervised. Dirty. No effort to clean up. The employees were dirty and unprofessional. I will never eat there again as long as I live. PERIOD

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 16, 2019 11:26 PM (aA3+G)

262 and all these comments and no one asks q-steve if he's going to Reno to shoot a man...

Posted by: FtWorthMike at September 16, 2019 11:26 PM (168MX)

263 Not me! I am an oilfield geologist, not a firefighter. I think you may have me confused with Moron DB Cooper, who flies a spotter plane for air tankers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2019 11:22 PM (jEgzt)
* * * *

Oops! Thanks for the correction.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 16, 2019 11:27 PM (64MP/)

264 I'm not even supposed to BE here today!

Posted by: Dante Hicks at September 16, 2019 11:27 PM (Do5/p)

265 Well f*ck it, I took the pill. Just one can't hurt me too bad. Waiting now for somnolence. Then in five hours I have to get up and drink the last bottle of bowel prep for my ass-reaming tomorrow.

I got clocks set on two PCs, with "jet engine" alarm selected. If this scrip does what the doctor promised, you will see gp reborn in a couple weeks. I've made a lot of changes in the last six weeks. The things I do for you morons.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 16, 2019 11:27 PM (mk9aG)

266
"Get me a................. double meat burger................. fries......... no, onion rings......." (to teenager across the way) "Mo'esha! Whaddya want?" (kid, looking at phone, mumbles) "What? Can't hear you!"

*continue for 10 minutes*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2019 11:27 PM (7rVsF)

267 Big Foot's scientific name is Biggus dickus.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 16, 2019 11:28 PM (ykYG2)

268 257 238 Jack Daniels is a Tennessee Whiskey, which by law must be made using the Lincoln County Process.

That requires that it be column filtered through sugar-maple charcoal before barreling.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 16, 2019 11:16 PM (pyXW1)


And I, for one, am appreciative for the Lincoln County Process. Until you mentioned it, I had no idea what the Lincoln County Process was. But I like the results.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 16, 2019 11:23 PM (sy5kK)


Obviously CBD is using the wrong type of maple syrup for his French Toast.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 16, 2019 11:28 PM (aA3+G)

269 254 Maine is the place (well, one place, the other's Nebraska) where they split their votes by region.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 16, 2019 11:22 PM (ykYG2)


Yeah, I'm 2500-something miles away, and too lazy to Bing the right state, so thanks.

Trump has an amazing amount of energy, more than a 25 year old. At 72, his energy is flat-out off the charts.

If Biden somehow makes it, the carnage in the debates will be historic.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 16, 2019 11:28 PM (sy5kK)

270 131 Re the next rock star to go, I am personally surprised Ginger Baker is still around. Then again he's never had much stress because he's always inflicted tons of it on everyone else. :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2019 10:24 PM (L2ZTs)

===

Jackson Browne

Or

James Taylor
Posted by: San Franpsycho



Van Morrison. When he dies, I will be very sad.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 16, 2019 11:29 PM (HCqAo)

271
Fantastic rally in NM. PDT never ceases to amaze and inspire.
Posted by: Ladyl

======

Could you imagine being a Democrat right now? My God, I don't recall us being that miserable and lacking in prospects even back in the McCain and Romney days.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2019 11:29 PM (13CQC)

272 Bigfoot is flat.

Posted by: jennifer anniston's perky nipples at September 16, 2019 11:29 PM (6OoFY)

273 nice of you to clean out the maze for the gerbil, gp.

seriously, good luck with the super colon blow.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 16, 2019 11:29 PM (ykYG2)

274 MisHum, sounds wunnerful. Thanks for sharing that.

I can relate. I used to enjoy Baja Fresh but they closed a ton of locations in my area. I finally found one that was still open (not any more) a few years ago... and it was dirty, plus the salsa bar looked like it hadn't been cleaned up in days.

Got my food, it was flavorless, which it wasn't before. Ended up having to put half my food in the trash. Very disappointed.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2019 11:30 PM (L2ZTs)

275 Kids unsupervised. Dirty. No effort to clean up. The employees were dirty and unprofessional. I will never eat there again as long as I live. PERIOD
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 16, 2019 11:26 PM (aA3+G)
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How awful! So sorry you had such a bad experience.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 16, 2019 11:30 PM (64MP/)

276 "gp got prescribed molly?"

I wish.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 16, 2019 11:30 PM (mk9aG)

277 FtWorth, nope, just play and hopefully win at some poker at Grand Sierra Resort. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2019 11:31 PM (L2ZTs)

278 Oops! Thanks for the correction.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 16, 2019 11:27 PM (64MP/)

No offense taken by me, but DB has to have his due.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2019 11:31 PM (jEgzt)

279

Also, that's not butter on your Butter Burger...

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at September 16, 2019 11:31 PM (UFLLM)

280 I've made a lot of changes in the last six weeks. The things I do for you morons.
Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 16, 2019 11:27 PM (mk9aG)
* * * *

Good luck!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 16, 2019 11:32 PM (64MP/)

281 275 Kids unsupervised. Dirty. No effort to clean up. The employees were dirty and unprofessional. I will never eat there again as long as I live. PERIOD
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 16, 2019 11:26 PM (aA3+G)
* * * *

How awful! So sorry you had such a bad experience.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 16, 2019 11:30 PM (64MP/)


The thing is we drove out of our way to stop there as you can always count on Culvers for a clean store, good food product and good service.
Yikes, I'm going to rip a few new anal openings.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 16, 2019 11:32 PM (aA3+G)

282 Is Fudruckers still around?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 16, 2019 11:33 PM (PUmDY)

283 Andrew Yang FOR ....

dog catcher

Posted by: torabora at September 16, 2019 11:34 PM (va1fQ)

284 > Could you imagine being a Democrat right now?

Their sanest candidates are a senile groper, a guy who wants to spend trillions of taxpayer dollars on a utopian social program, and a woman who worships crystals.

Everyone else is a murderous, sleazy communist.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 11:34 PM (IRd4p)

285 I grabbed a comment card for this Family Style Fast Food Restaurant based in Sauk City WI not naming names, right Craig Culver.

Kids unsupervised. Dirty. No effort to clean up. The employees were dirty and unprofessional. I will never eat there again as long as I live. PERIOD
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 16, 2019 11:26 PM (aA3+G)

Call the headquarters, give them the info. They have expanded awfully fast over the past 10 years and probably haven't paid enough attention. Rhinelander isn't that far from home base.

Give them hell.

Culver's was one of the last fine bastions of small town entrepreneurial spirit. I hope they haven't sold their soul. At least they used to listen and fix things.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 16, 2019 11:34 PM (vVOK2)

286 "I will never eat there again as long as I live. PERIOD"

It was Culver's? I'm sorry to hear that! I don't eat in restaurants much anymore, but Culver's's always been good for me. I like the pork tenderloin sandwich.

Jonah Goldberg likes Culver's too. He drove across the midwestern USA with his dog once, didja hear?

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 16, 2019 11:34 PM (mk9aG)

287 Cosmic, yes it is. There's been a Fuddruckers in my home town for over 30 years now. I think it was one of the first in the chain.

Ironically, I never go there. Seems like every time I've tried it, it hasn't been very good.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2019 11:35 PM (L2ZTs)

288 No offense taken by me, but DB has to have his due.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2019 11:31 PM (jEgzt)
* * * *

Indeed he does! I will keep an eye out for him. Thanks.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 16, 2019 11:35 PM (64MP/)

289 "Call the headquarters, give them the info." Yes, I think they'll listen to you and make it right.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 16, 2019 11:35 PM (mk9aG)

290 > Got my food, it was flavorless, which it wasn't before.

The usual sign of a chain restaurant in trouble is that it starts cutting quality on the ingredients.

Of course, that makes the food suck, and only leads to further decline.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 11:35 PM (IRd4p)

291 Steve, way back when during prototype training in Idaho Falls did a road trip on the 5 off the schedule had, me and a couple buddies decided we would go to Reno. When we got there around dawn, looked so sad there we decided to go on up to Tahoe instead. I've been thru Reno a number of times but have never had to actually stop.

Posted by: FtWorthMike at September 16, 2019 11:36 PM (168MX)

292
The last Fudruckers I am aware of was, a few years ago, in Omaha, across from the mall at 72 and Dodge, IIRC.

Ghetto mall the last few years. Seriously nasty.

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at September 16, 2019 11:36 PM (UFLLM)

293 They used to have one in the Home Depot near my old work.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 16, 2019 11:36 PM (PUmDY)

294
And I, for one, am appreciative for the Lincoln County Process. Until you mentioned it, I had no idea what the Lincoln County Process was. But I like the results.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 16, 2019 11:23 PM (sy5kK)


Obviously CBD is using the wrong type of maple syrup for his French Toast.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 16, 2019 11:28 PM (aA3+G)


Yesterday at a local bar watching the Seahawks visiting and later beating the Steelers, they had as a breakfast special chicken and Belgian waffles, with chili-infused real maple syrup.

It was crazy good, just enough heat to know it was there, but not enough to overwhelm the maple syrup.

I appreciate what CBD does here, but was he harmed by a big vat of maple syrup as a kid? He is really missing out, but to each his own.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 16, 2019 11:37 PM (sy5kK)

295 I grabbed a comment card for this Family Style Fast Food Restaurant based in Sauk City WI not naming names, right Craig Culver.

Kids unsupervised. Dirty. No effort to clean up. The employees were dirty and unprofessional. I will never eat there again as long as I live. PERIOD
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 16, 2019 11:26 PM (aA3+G)

Culver's is a restaurant whose very existence seems to me to be unnecessary. They seem to position themselves as an upscale fast food joint with desserts. Or something. I have eaten in one maybe twice. Food OK, but nothing to write home about.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2019 11:37 PM (jEgzt)

296 Rodrigo, yup. Baja Fresh has continued to disappear.

I miss Quiznos like crazy and there's ONE left in the OC that I want to go back to, but I'm afraid the experience will be just like the one I had at Baja.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2019 11:37 PM (L2ZTs)

297 "Good luck!" Thanks!

It might be a placebo, because I'm still awake.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 16, 2019 11:37 PM (mk9aG)

298 Miller is the Folsom Street Fair brew.

Corn syrup for the corn holing.

Posted by: Bwarny Fwank at September 16, 2019 11:37 PM (va1fQ)

299 FtWorth, yeah I've heard Reno has really fallen on hard times. I also want to check out Tahoe.

IMHO Tahoe has more going for it. You can hike, explore nature, swim in the lake, boat, fish, and ski in the wintertime. Lots more to do than just gamble.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2019 11:38 PM (L2ZTs)

300 I got clocks set on two PCs, with "jet engine" alarm selected. If this scrip does what the doctor promised, you will see gp reborn in a couple weeks. I've made a lot of changes in the last six weeks. The things I do for you morons.
Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 16, 2019 11:27 PM (mk9aG)

I think the crapping is really not for me.....

BUT, there really is nothing like blowing out your guts for hours in preparation for the indignity of some tech ramming a hose up your backside, which results in a letter a week later saying everything is just hunky dory.

They don't care if you have risk factors or not.

I think it is just a horrible joke gone terribly awry.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 16, 2019 11:38 PM (vVOK2)

301
Culver's was one of the last fine bastions of small town entrepreneurial spirit. I hope they haven't sold their soul. At least they used to listen and fix things.

Posted by: tcn in AK


Sometimes chains get bought by some soulless conglomerate, advised by MBA consultants who earn fat fees by giving the same advice to all their clients: cut corners, scrimp, abandon founding principles. Stock price goes up, value is sucked out, chain goes down the tubes.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2019 11:39 PM (7rVsF)

302 Had a screaming bloody murder six year old girl seated at the table next to us Saturday night at a very nice local steakhouse. Her parents should have been shot. If your kid is a screaming asshole, take them to the car.

Posted by: NCKate at September 16, 2019 11:39 PM (lknvV)

303 I think there still may be a Fuddruckers up by Grapevine Mills mall here in DFW area. Been quite a while since we were there.

Posted by: FtWorthMike at September 16, 2019 11:39 PM (168MX)

304 The thing is we drove out of our way to stop there as you can always count on Culvers for a clean store, good food product and good service.
Yikes, I'm going to rip a few new anal openings.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 16, 2019 11:32 PM (aA3+G)
* * * *

Sounds like they need to hear from you. Knew a former restaurant owner. He said that if it is something the restaurant can fix/correct, you owe it to them to let them know so they can have an opportunity to make it right. This store sounds like a chaotic mess with employees badly in need of training.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 16, 2019 11:40 PM (64MP/)

305 Could you imagine being a Democrat right now? My God, I don't recall us being that miserable and lacking in prospects even back in the McCain and Romney days.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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Imagine someone, having been in suspended animation for, oh, 20 years, and then watching these 'debates' and attendant potential candidates.

In the movie 'Death in Brunswick', Sam Neil returns to church with his mother, not having attended Mass in several decades, and not since Vatican II.

He turns to his mother in astonishment and asks, "Mother...what have they done to the Mass?"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2019 11:40 PM (xSo9G)

306 Food OK, but nothing to write home about.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2019 11:37 PM (jEgzt)

Clearly, you did not develop a taste for the custard turtle sundae.

Or, in my case, an addiction.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 16, 2019 11:41 PM (vVOK2)

307 Had a screaming bloody murder six year old girl seated at the table next to us Saturday night at a very nice local steakhouse. Her parents should have been shot. If your kid is a screaming asshole, take them to the car.
Posted by: NCKate at September 16, 2019 11:39 PM (lknvV)

Used to be, you could just give the screaming kiddo a little dose of laudanum, and silence would reign supreme.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2019 11:41 PM (jEgzt)

308 Is that bed sheet hanging on a *sign* company?

Posted by: GWB at September 16, 2019 11:42 PM (mRtYs)

309
Culvers cheese curds were very good. Used to stop on the way out of the Twin Cities enroute home after visiting girlfriend and get a burger and curds.

Haven't been in one since 2014.

A Culvers, not a girlfriend.

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at September 16, 2019 11:42 PM (UFLLM)

310 Jonah Goldberg ... drove across the midwestern USA with his dog once, didja hear?

So driving across country was an overfed neutered mutt who soils the couch... and his dog.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 16, 2019 11:43 PM (ykYG2)

311 mishum, i knew who you were talking about before you finished. i will choose a bar that serves burgers over any fast food joint any fucking day. usually ends up much better and cheaper. culvers was good about five years ago, today, not so much.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 16, 2019 11:43 PM (KP5rU)

312
Even places we go to frequently can have bad nights. Often we quietly let the manager know, say we're telling them as a friend, and refuse (or try to) any refund.

On the other hand, we let the manager know when we had a good meal and good service. Their relief is palpable.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2019 11:43 PM (7rVsF)

313 Used to be, you could just give the screaming kiddo a little dose of laudanum, and silence would reign supreme.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2019 11:41 PM (jEgzt)

Was in Costco over the weekend (I know, NEVER on a weekend) and there were two little girls belting out one line of a Christmas carol over and over at the top of their lungs while standing in the middle of an early display of Christmas decorations.

No parents in sight.

And everyone KNEW the parents could hear their little darlings because everyone else certainly could.

What the actual F?

Now guess the average melanin of their skin tone.

Went on for over half an hour.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 16, 2019 11:44 PM (vVOK2)

314 I used to work for a guy that looked like Ginger Baker. He had a sister that looked like Ginger Baker.

Posted by: klaftern at September 16, 2019 11:44 PM (RuIsu)

315 "Grapevine Mills mall"

That still stuns me. The place is nearly unrecognizable from when I lived there.

Posted by: GWB at September 16, 2019 11:44 PM (mRtYs)

316 Clearly, you did not develop a taste for the custard turtle sundae.

Or, in my case, an addiction.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 16, 2019 11:41 PM (vVOK2)

I am not a big dessert fan. A burger and fries is a full meal. Might have a shake with that, or just a soft drink. At a proper sit-down restaurant, or if I am with a party, might have a piece of pie.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2019 11:44 PM (jEgzt)

317 klaftern, LOL.
I hope he didn't have a temper like Ginger Baker. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2019 11:44 PM (L2ZTs)

318 Not a big survey person, just don't go back if too bad.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 16, 2019 11:45 PM (PUmDY)

319 I am not a big dessert fan. A burger and fries is a full meal. Might have a shake with that, or just a soft drink. At a proper sit-down restaurant, or if I am with a party, might have a piece of pie.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2019 11:44 PM (jEgzt)

Well, if you skip the burger and fries... and cut straight to the custard....

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 16, 2019 11:45 PM (vVOK2)

320

Worse comes to worse, go nuclear on Trip Advisor.

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at September 16, 2019 11:46 PM (UFLLM)

321 Blizzards rule.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 16, 2019 11:46 PM (PUmDY)

322 Posted by: tcn in AK at September 16, 2019 11:34 PM (vVOK2)

I didn't wait to fill out the comment card and mail it.

I let them have it tonight.

Will see what happens. I'm not holding my breath.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 16, 2019 11:47 PM (aA3+G)

323 Mail it? Postage prepaid?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 16, 2019 11:48 PM (PUmDY)

324 Well, if you skip the burger and fries... and cut straight to the custard....
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 16, 2019 11:45 PM (vVOK2)

Fancy desserts don't interest me. Pie, without ice cream. Ice cream, without pie. Black Forest cake is about as fancy as I care to eat.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2019 11:48 PM (jEgzt)

325 Corn syrup was the scourge of the housing projects behind the pool. Corn Pop was the kingpin. He controlled it all. Especially at Christmastime to bake the pecan pies, everybody, even your Grandma and your Aunt Susie, had to seek out Corn Pop to get what they needed. Some gals sold themselves for as little as a quarter cup, barely enough for a pecan tartlet. See, if there hadn't been Cornhibition there wouldn't have been a criminal enterprise built around it. Yellow gold they called it.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 16, 2019 11:48 PM (5itaF)

326 Culver Franchising System, LLC. (CFS, LLC)
1240 Water Street
Prairie du Sac, WI 53578

Guest Relations Toll Free Phone: 833-224-7670

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 16, 2019 11:48 PM (vVOK2)

327 for a true gastric nightmare, try one of warren buffet's dairy queens. the hockey pucks they serve should be autographed by gretzky. absolute shit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 16, 2019 11:49 PM (KP5rU)

328 318 Not a big survey person, just don't go back if too bad.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 16, 2019 11:45 PM (PUmDY)

The last little fucker pissed me off. Not only am I not going back. Everybody between me and the door knew what I thought of their service and now corporate knows.

I can put up with a lot of shit, tonight the shit was too much. 2 GD icecream cones FFS

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 16, 2019 11:49 PM (aA3+G)

329 Kevin Smith is a shitweasel, but Clerks was still the most fun a bunch of kids ever had with a film camera. Love the sign on that store.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 16, 2019 11:49 PM (ju9gW)

330 An important Twitter thread about the real reasons for the latest Kavanaugh lie -- trying to delegitimize Supreme Court verdicts because there are three important cases coming up over gun rights, DACA and other immigration items like the Census Question.

https://twitter.com/tracybeanz/status/
1173330460837068801

For those adverse to Twitter, here's the "unrolled" thread that's more like a webpage than individual linked tweets:

https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/
1173330460837068801.html


Posted by: andycanuck at September 16, 2019 11:50 PM (Dh1wo)

331 You know how you go upstairs in the dark you have to keep track of how many stairs there are?

I took that extra step on the ghost stair just now. Ow!
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 16, 2019 10:57 PM


When you get near the top, walk up a single step at a time and then slowly kick your lead foot forward.

Posted by: Life Hacks at September 16, 2019 11:50 PM (zCabI)

332
Culver's was one of the last fine bastions of small town entrepreneurial spirit. I hope they haven't sold their soul. At least they used to listen and fix things.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 16, 2019 11:34 PM (vVOK2)



Used to visit relatives in Argyle, WI, and stopped at the New Glarus Culver's on most visits going back to the airport in Madison.

Culver's was really good. Went to another one closer to Milwaukee once, also really good.

Too bad they have gone downhill, honestly I'm surprised.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 16, 2019 11:50 PM (sy5kK)

333
The thing is we drove out of our way to stop there as you can always count on Culvers for a clean store, good food product and good service.
Yikes, I'm going to rip a few new anal openings.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 16, 2019 11:32 PM (aA3+G)

I'm sure if you complain to corporate they will comp you a small water.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at September 16, 2019 11:50 PM (s4Jyr)

334
I've been in DQs that were clean and efficient and in ones where I thought I might stick to the floor.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2019 11:50 PM (7rVsF)

335
Bean Bag Toss is the game where you toss soft bags through holes in a board for points.

Cornhole is a San Francisco Mazola party.

Know the difference.

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at September 16, 2019 11:50 PM (UFLLM)

336 Sucker for creme brûlée. Auto spell looks kind of heavy metal.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 16, 2019 11:52 PM (PUmDY)

337 My pet theory is that a lot of the public misery being described above is what happens when a culture decides its children are too good for corporal punishment. Non-stop lack of discipline and rudeness on display. I avoid the public whenever I can these days.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 16, 2019 11:53 PM (H5knJ)

338
I'm sure if you complain to corporate they will comp you a small water.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at September 16, 2019 11:50 PM (s4Jyr)


Maybe they can use it to spritz the tables or dable their dirty fingers in it.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 16, 2019 11:53 PM (aA3+G)

339 Went to a pizza joint we used to like to take the kids to, always had a good meal and no issues. Went back after a couple years and sheesh, tables dirty and sticky, was a buffet place and it was near empty the whole time, salad bar looked like someone had just tossed crap at it instead of being in individual containers. E mailed their corporate. Let them have it, got a response back from local management groveling about how it must have been during shift change blah blah blah. No dice, never went back

Posted by: FtWorthMike at September 16, 2019 11:54 PM (168MX)

340 "there really is nothing like blowing out your guts for hours in preparation for the indignity of some tech ramming a hose up your backside, which results in a letter a week later saying everything is just hunky dory."

This is number four for me. It's not a big deal. I do enjoy the anesthetics they administer. I've had injected benzodiazepine, propofol, and fentanyl, and they are very pleasant. I always ask for a doggie bag.

Be thankful you got a good pathology report on yours. I got a bad one in 2005, and the cure was a week in the hospital, with a bill of several tens of thousands of dollars. I suppose in 2019, the same cure will cost around $200K.

Posted by: gp at September 16, 2019 11:54 PM (mk9aG)

341 "Too bad they have gone downhill, honestly I'm surprised."

Tight labor market, they have to hire all comers now I suppose. Good news, bad news.

Posted by: gp at September 16, 2019 11:55 PM (mk9aG)

342 I suppose in 2019, the same cure will cost around $200K.

Naahhh, your final exit shot will only bill your estate a few hundred bucks.

Ohh, wait, you said 'cure' hahahaha, we haven't been doing that at all for the last several years, sorry if you got your hopes up...

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at September 16, 2019 11:56 PM (UFLLM)

343 My Mom was convinced that kids peed in the ball castle at Chuck E Cheese.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 16, 2019 11:57 PM (PUmDY)

344 At a time when some 130 Americans are dying every day from opioid-related overdoses, Question..how many of those deaths are from Fentanyl or heroin? Am I the only one who thinks this discussion regarding the opioid crisis is somewhat muddy. Don't get me wrong, big RX has some splaining to do..but

Posted by: Sock Monkey... going boldly...somewhere...when I find my keys at September 16, 2019 11:57 PM (9Vttv)

345

Kids?

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at September 16, 2019 11:57 PM (UFLLM)

346 Was not allowed to go in.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 16, 2019 11:58 PM (PUmDY)

347 My Mom was convinced that kids peed in the ball castle at Chuck E Cheese.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 16, 2019 11:57 PM (PUmDY)


No that was me. Sorry.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 16, 2019 11:59 PM (L2ZTs)

348 "What the actual F? Now guess the average melanin of their skin tone." School field trips to art museums. OMG do they behave badly. Can't say anything, because ... you know why.

Posted by: gp at September 17, 2019 12:00 AM (mk9aG)

349 Kids! What's the matter with kids today?!!
Kids!! Who can believe all the things they say???
Why can't they be like we are, perfect in every way??
What's the matter with kids today??!!

(Or has someone already sung that?)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 17, 2019 12:00 AM (L2ZTs)

350 I've been in DQs that were clean and efficient and in ones where I thought I might stick to the floor.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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If I'm headed down to Atlanta, I regularly stop at one in Clayton, GA. It's owned/operated by an Indian (dots) family. It's always good, and apparently very popular locally.

It's a bit weird to see Indians in Clayton. I mean, it's a small town in the hills of N. Georgia

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2019 12:01 AM (xSo9G)

351 At a time when some 130 Americans are dying every day from opioid-related overdoses, Question..how many of those deaths are from Fentanyl or heroin? Am I the only one who thinks this discussion regarding the opioid crisis is somewhat muddy. Don't get me wrong, big RX has some splaining to do..but
Posted by: Sock Monkey... going boldly...somewhere...when I find my keys at September 16, 2019 11:57 PM (9Vttv)

And what percentage of those deaths are of people who ever had a legally-prescribed opioid for pain?

If it's just junkies dying, BFD. It's what they want to do.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2019 12:02 AM (jEgzt)

352 "Ohh, wait, you said 'cure' hahahaha, we haven't been doing that at all for the last several years, sorry if you got your hopes up..." No cure for the terminal disease called life.

I'm starting to feel somnolent. Bless you all!

73
QRP

Posted by: gp at September 17, 2019 12:03 AM (mk9aG)

353 I've wished American women had the "dot" system married Indian women do. Would be nice to know where you stand sometimes. :-)

Also, I've heard Indian women say they can always tell when they're dealing with Americans before we even say a word, because we all stare at it.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 17, 2019 12:03 AM (L2ZTs)

354 >>>a bit weird to see Indians in Clayton. I mean, it's a small town in the hills of N. Georgia

Oh yummy, Curry Blizzard

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 17, 2019 12:04 AM (aA3+G)

355 MisHum, *snort* :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 17, 2019 12:04 AM (L2ZTs)

356
Also, I've heard Indian women say they can always tell when they're dealing with Americans before we even say a word, because we all stare at it.
Posted by: qdpsteve

======

Wait, what? What are ya, a dusky son of the subcontinent?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2019 12:05 AM (13CQC)

357 Blonde, uhhhh... yes?? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 17, 2019 12:06 AM (L2ZTs)

358 American women could have a dot system like traffic lights:

Red dot = happily married, guys, so back off
Yellow dot = married but it's iffy
Green dot = make your move

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 17, 2019 12:08 AM (L2ZTs)

359 Electric Feel is a very good song.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 17, 2019 12:10 AM (PUmDY)

360 Mollie Hemingway's twitter is pretty awesome right now.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2019 12:11 AM (ZLI7S)

361 Red dot = happily married, guys, so back off
Yellow dot = married but it's iffy
Green dot = make your move
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 17, 2019 12:08 AM (L2ZTs)

---------

Left arrow = chicks only

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 17, 2019 12:13 AM (ZYB2s)

362 Flashing yellow light = bunny boiler

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 17, 2019 12:14 AM (ZYB2s)

363 American women could have a dot system like traffic lights:

Red dot = happily married, guys, so back off
Yellow dot = married but it's iffy
Green dot = make your move

Posted by: qdpsteve


This system lasts 17 hours, before the everyone-is-their-own-gender crowd expands it to colors only detectable by honeybees.

Posted by: mikeski at September 17, 2019 12:14 AM (P1f+c)

364 Mollie Hemingway's twitter is pretty awesome right now.

Posted by: JackStraw

I think she is going to do something trivially objectionable and Twitter will ban her.....soon.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at September 17, 2019 12:15 AM (TQYKn)

365 Cicero and mikeski, yep/LOL

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 17, 2019 12:15 AM (L2ZTs)

366 The NYT is waking up to the fact that they just committed a major own goal.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2019 12:16 AM (V2Yro)

367 Hood rat on an atv just got literally run over by one of our useless light rail trains. Choo choo mfer

Posted by: NCKate at September 17, 2019 12:18 AM (lknvV)

368 366
The NYT is waking up to the fact that they just committed a major own goal.

You mean using it to increase their ad revenue?

" We lied. We knew we lied. We did it on purpose. We. Are. The. Resistance. Subscribe."

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at September 17, 2019 12:18 AM (UFLLM)

369 NCKate,

So they have some use, lol

Posted by: four seasons at September 17, 2019 12:19 AM (PisyI)

370
The NYT is waking up to the fact that they just committed a major own goal.
Posted by: Tom Servo


Walter Duranty and Herbert Matthews say "so what!"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2019 12:19 AM (aKsyK)

371 NCKate, LOL!
So he just joined the Corrie Club...

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 17, 2019 12:20 AM (L2ZTs)

372 354, saw this lineup of Mott in Cleveland. It was only 8 shows originally. Ariel Bender kicks ass.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 17, 2019 12:20 AM (PUmDY)

373
Blonde, uhhhh... yes?? ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve

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lololol, my default image for this place is Some White Guy.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2019 12:21 AM (13CQC)

374
The NYT is waking up to the fact that they just committed a major own goal.
Posted by: Tom Servo

=======

What's the tell? Their utter silence?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2019 12:21 AM (13CQC)

375 Finally got around to previewing 2 girls 1 cup. Highly recommend

Posted by: jennifer anniston's perky nipples at September 17, 2019 12:23 AM (6OoFY)

376 Hood rat on an atv just got literally run over by one of our useless light rail trains. Choo choo mfer
Posted by: NCKate
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Charlotte?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2019 12:25 AM (CDGwz)

377 Hi everyone, as always good wishes to Insomniac, as well as all the other folks here who need a helping hand or two, or three, or a otter trained as a fence-measurer.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 17, 2019 12:25 AM (l9m7l)

378 Red dot = happily married, guys, so back off
Yellow dot = married but it's iffy
Green dot = make your move
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 17, 2019 12:08 AM (L2ZTs)

Yellow dot should also be red dot. Still can get you shot.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2019 12:26 AM (jEgzt)

379 You mean using it to increase their ad revenue?

" We lied. We knew we lied. We did it on purpose. We. Are. The. Resistance. Subscribe."
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at September 17, 2019 12:18 AM (UFLLM)

But it didn't increase their ad revenue, by getting more and more partisan they're driving it away. There's not one single person who didn't subcribe to the NYT who saw that story and said "oh wow I will subscribe!" Even left wing site Politico has run a story saying that the NYT has no journalistic standards whatsoever.

They lost their reputation with us a long time ago, but this is blatant that now they're losing what shreds of reputation they had left with the normies.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2019 12:26 AM (V2Yro)

380 I loved President Trump calling out the NYT during his speech tonight.

Posted by: four seasons at September 17, 2019 12:28 AM (PisyI)

381 otter trained as a fence-measurer

Got one that can sing contra-tenor? I need a vocal backup for a commercial selling poison wood oils to girly-elves...

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at September 17, 2019 12:28 AM (UFLLM)

382
Oh Tom. /S.

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at September 17, 2019 12:29 AM (UFLLM)

383 Hammer, yes, Charlotte. A few weeks ago police were chasing an atv and the guy ran his atv into a telephone pole. So, slowly, we are thinning the herd, little by little.

Posted by: NCKate at September 17, 2019 12:29 AM (lknvV)

384 You know, I am a well brought up old gal--I was particularly cautioned not to wish anyone dead. The Left is making that very hard vis-à-vis RBG. I do not wish her dead per se, but, I sure do want Trump to be the one who gets to replace her. Whomever he nominates will undergo pure hell from the evil Left Machine, but, if confirmed, that person will have 20-40 years to gloat, etc...

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto at September 17, 2019 12:30 AM (kXoT0)

385 Finally got around to previewing 2 girls 1 cup. Highly recommend

No shit?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at September 17, 2019 12:30 AM (xkSJa)

386 @381 - Sorry, my tenor-otters are on back order. I've got a baritone, though, he's only been in a few fights and swears he only eats bacon now.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 17, 2019 12:30 AM (l9m7l)

387 Sherry, I agree with you.

Posted by: four seasons at September 17, 2019 12:31 AM (PisyI)

388 '' I loved President Trump calling out the NYT during his speech tonight. ''

The man was born to be president. Absolutely fearless.

Posted by: Tuna at September 17, 2019 12:31 AM (jm1YL)

389 Wait 'til you see the sequel: "The Cup's Revenge"

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 17, 2019 12:32 AM (L2ZTs)

390 Amen Tuna!

Posted by: four seasons at September 17, 2019 12:32 AM (PisyI)

391 Sherry Baby?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 17, 2019 12:33 AM (MDdQR)

392 Just saying hi real quick. BC, good to see you.

373
Blonde, uhhhh... yes?? ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve

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lololol, my default image for this place is Some White Guy.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2019 12:21 AM (13CQC)

Hey, I'm not just Some White Guy. I'm a very particular White Guy, thank you very much!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2019 12:33 AM (NWiLs)

393

Nike now has an Emmy under its belt, thanks to its partnership with football player and athlete Colin Kaepernick. His "Dream Crazy" commercial brought home the Emmy for Outstanding Commercial at the 2019 Creative Arts Emmy Awards.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2019 12:34 AM (aKsyK)

394 I think I'm one of the other BCs here.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 17, 2019 12:34 AM (l9m7l)

395 Those in charge should rename this place to Planet of the BCs.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 17, 2019 12:35 AM (l9m7l)

396 Nike now has an Emmy under its belt, thanks to its partnership with football player and athlete Colin Kaepernick. His "Dream Crazy" commercial brought home the Emmy for Outstanding Commercial at the 2019 Creative Arts Emmy Awards.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2019 12:34 AM (aKsyK)

Well, they can bask in the warmth of that Emmy, because they sure won't be able to pay the heating bill with the money they make from me.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2019 12:36 AM (jEgzt)

397 363 American women could have a dot system like traffic lights:

Red dot = happily married, guys, so back off
Yellow dot = married but it's iffy
Green dot = make your move

Posted by: qdpsteve

This system lasts 17 hours, before the everyone-is-their-own-gender crowd expands it to colors only detectable by honeybees.
Posted by: mikeski at September 17, 2019 12:14 AM (P1f+c)


Funny, that used to be Wedding rings, engagement rings, or empty fingers.

Everything needs to be reinvented apparently.

Posted by: Don Q at September 17, 2019 12:36 AM (NgKpN)

398 My Dad thought bc powder in my car was coke one time.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 17, 2019 12:37 AM (MDdQR)

399
lololol, my default image for this place is Some White Guy.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

I identify as peach with a touch of melanin

Posted by: Sock Monkey... going boldly...somewhere...when I find my keys at September 17, 2019 12:37 AM (9Vttv)

400 My Dad thought bc powder in my car was coke one time.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 17, 2019 12:37 AM (MDdQR)

birth control powder?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2019 12:38 AM (jEgzt)

401 I got a silver dime as change today. Pretty thrilling, it's the first time since I was a kid that I found any silver coin.

Posted by: $urfper¢h at September 17, 2019 12:39 AM (tVQUs)

402 Probably works that way.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 17, 2019 12:40 AM (MDdQR)

403 NYT and Bloomberg, part of the same Fake News matrix. Which will be next to make up some obscenely slanderous bullshit and get away with it?

My money's on Washington Post. But not a lot of money as CNN could do it first.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 12:41 AM (ykYG2)

404 lololol, my default image for this place is Some White Guy.

You can use my name, it's OK.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at September 17, 2019 12:41 AM (xkSJa)

405 I got a silver dime as change today. Pretty thrilling, it's the first time since I was a kid that I found any silver coin.
Posted by: $urfper¢h at September 17, 2019 12:39 AM (tVQUs)

You probably just received stolen goods. Somebody burgled a home, found the dime jar and stole it. Might not hurt to contact the cops and ask them if they are investigating any burglaries in which collectible coins were stolen.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2019 12:42 AM (jEgzt)

406 This is back when there were mirrors in the glove compartment door.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 17, 2019 12:43 AM (MDdQR)

407 Funny, that used to be Wedding rings, engagement rings, or empty fingers.

Everything needs to be reinvented apparently.
Posted by: Don Q at September 17, 2019 12:36 AM (NgKpN)

My Mom wore both her engagement and wedding rings for a time and my Dad refused to wear any ring because he didn't want to risk losing a finger.

It's an imperfect system, but I doubt there's a such thing as a perfect system.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 17, 2019 12:44 AM (tVQUs)

408 Mr. Charlie is a cool song.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 17, 2019 12:44 AM (MDdQR)

409 I'd read an article recently that said the reason for this over the top bias in "reporting" in newspapers is since the internet took over, the shift went from advertisers to subscribers. So they are just giving their subscribers what they want...NYT, WaPo etc.
But at some point do the subscribers just finally call bullshit and are sick of being lied to?

Posted by: keena at September 17, 2019 12:45 AM (RiTnx)

410 This is back when there were mirrors in the glove compartment door.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 17, 2019 12:43 AM (MDdQR)

They put them on the backside of the sun visors, now.

Back in the day:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y2akgyd7

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2019 12:46 AM (jEgzt)

411 Filling out some forms at the docs office the other day. Got to the "gender box and yep there was an other box. Took a sharpie out of my pocket and blacked it out. Checked the male box, circled it and added the note as opposed to female underneath.

Posted by: Sock Monkey... going boldly...somewhere...when I find my keys at September 17, 2019 12:46 AM (9Vttv)

412 If I had a million dollars, I would buy a nice house. Then I would buy a whole bunch of shelter cats, along with cat food and litter boxes.

I would probably end up slashed a lot, from the cats.

Maybe a better idea would be to buy a nice house, then invite Freddy Kruger in as a houseguest. I'd still end up slashed a lot, but I'm pretty sure Freddy would know how to use the litter boxes.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 17, 2019 12:46 AM (l9m7l)

413 You probably just received stolen goods. Somebody burgled a home, found the dime jar and stole it. Might not hurt to contact the cops and ask them if they are investigating any burglaries in which collectible coins were stolen.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2019 12:42 AM


Or a parent or grandparent passed away and the coins in the coffee can were dumped in a CoinStar.

Posted by: Chuck C at September 17, 2019 12:46 AM (zCabI)

414 You probably just received stolen goods. Somebody burgled a home, found the dime jar and stole it. Might not hurt to contact the cops and ask them if they are investigating any burglaries in which collectible coins were stolen.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2019 12:42 AM (jEgzt)

What kind of burglar would steal a silver dime just to spend it?

Posted by: Surfperch at September 17, 2019 12:47 AM (tVQUs)

415 My Mom wore both her engagement and wedding rings for a time and my Dad refused to wear any ring because he didn't want to risk losing a finger.

It's an imperfect system, but I doubt there's a such thing as a perfect system.
Posted by: Surfperch at September 17, 2019 12:44 AM (tVQUs)

I thought it was SOP for married women to wear both rings. And for men, especially in the trades, to not wear a ring, for that very reason. My father never wore one.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2019 12:49 AM (jEgzt)

416 Hammer, yes, Charlotte. A few weeks ago police were chasing an atv and the guy ran his atv into a telephone pole. So, slowly, we are thinning the herd, little by little.
Posted by: NCKate
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You're going to need more telephone poles.

Meanwhile, here in Asheville, we just lost the 5th police chief in as many years. 'Lost' is something of a euphemism. They've each departed under a cloud of incompetence/lack of ability.

On the upside, our pissed off grievance monger, hired from Seattle, in the newly created Office of Equity Management is working out swell. $85K/year.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2019 12:49 AM (xSo9G)

417 A little Mongolian metal on a fine Monday evening
https://tinyurl.com/ybjobkas

Posted by: Quilp at September 17, 2019 12:49 AM (Bf3hj)

418 Whomever he nominates will undergo pure hell from the evil Left Machine, but, if confirmed, that person will have 20-40 years to gloat, etc...
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto at September 17, 2019 12:30 AM (kXoT0)

So, we get the nominee, a rock ribbed conservative, to come out as a LGBTQRS. Does that make it okay for them to serve as a justice?

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at September 17, 2019 12:50 AM (s4Jyr)

419 Some White Guy, indeed!

There's an incredible diversity of White Guys here, including:

Southern White Guy, who comments while strumming I'm A Good Old Rebel on the banjo out on the back porch.

Canuckistani White Guy, who suppresses all the "ehs" and never drinks more than a case of Labatt at a time to remain comprehensible.

Texas White Guy, who can use every topic as a vehicle for explaining why your state is sad and little and degenerate and Texas is best.

Slavic Origins White Guy, whose bizarre cultural preferences serve as a constant reminder of what losing the Cold War would have meant.

And many, many other types of White Guy.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 17, 2019 12:50 AM (H5knJ)

420 What kind of burglar would steal a silver dime just to spend it?
Posted by: Surfperch at September 17, 2019 12:47 AM (tVQUs)

Better sit down. This is going to come as a shock to you, but few, if any, burglars are Mensa candidates.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2019 12:51 AM (jEgzt)

421 Generally burglars are of low IQ, so they just see coins to spend.

Posted by: four seasons at September 17, 2019 12:51 AM (PisyI)

422 My Reno data is from 3-4 day visits, but positive. Not a Brentwood or a La Jolla feel/look, to be sure, but move around/look around and there's plenty to like [as always depends on individual preference/taste]. Friendly people, in my experience. Actually just in random retail situations, as a bystander, observed a good amount of local identity and awareness.


I go there for the snow up in the mountains to the west. But we like the desert/western landscape. Go north of town and there's an awesome county shooting range complex, just past the BLM wild horse center, which is cool to visit. And beyond that Pyramid Lake, a yuuuuge and impressive bit of scenery. Local branch of the U of NV generates some local team spirit and decent sports.


The craft brewery/distillery I mentioned is in a fairly gritty party of town, across from the bus station - but "gritty" in a mid-sized western city is cheese-ass, nothing like, say, Port Authority back in the [pre-Giuliani] day.


With a shared parking lot and 15O feet away from the brewery [the very nicely revamped original train station] is one of the oldest and most storied Basque places, Louie's Basque Corner [haven't been there yet]. Though a very nice bartender at the Depot advised that a Basque place down the road in Minden.


One of the founders of the local outfit that got attacked by ATF for 8O% AR lowers/no-serial-number rifles, last time he was testing uppers out at the range, said he was likely bailing out to move to Minden [where firearm businesses are welcome]. Infuriating. He's lifelong local, loves the ocean, being driven out by the idiocy of his fellow citizens.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 17, 2019 12:52 AM (QDnY+)

423
What kind of burglar would steal a silver dime just to spend it?
Posted by: Surfperch


What kind of a person is most burglars?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2019 12:52 AM (aKsyK)

424 bear with asymmetrical balls

*fistbump

Posted by: Sock Monkey... going boldly...somewhere...when I find my keys at September 17, 2019 12:53 AM (9Vttv)

425 I thought it was SOP for married women to wear both rings. And for men, especially in the trades, to not wear a ring, for that very reason. My father never wore one.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2019 12:49 AM (jEgzt)

I thought my Mom wearing her engagement ring was a tad unusual because she only put it on after her twentieth anniversary.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 17, 2019 12:53 AM (tVQUs)

426 I thought it was SOP for married women to wear both rings. And for men, especially in the trades, to not wear a ring, for that very reason. My father never wore one.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Knew a guy who swung down out of the bomb bay of a B-52, his ring caught on an exposed bolt. Thereafter, he only had 4 fingers on that hand.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2019 12:53 AM (xSo9G)

427 rhomboid, sounds nice.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 17, 2019 12:53 AM (L2ZTs)

428 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2019 12:53 AM (xSo9G)

Heh , my dad worked on B-52s and never wore his ring.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 17, 2019 12:55 AM (2DOZq)

429 Better sit down. This is going to come as a shock to you, but few, if any, burglars are Mensa candidates.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2019 12:51 AM (jEgzt)

In my experience, people who have these sorts of coins generally keep them locked up. Surely a burglar smart enough to break into a safe would recognize them for what they are.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 17, 2019 12:58 AM (tVQUs)

430 I'm pretty sure Freddy would know how to use the litter boxes.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm


You're on a roll tonight BC.

Posted by: Sock Monkey... going boldly...somewhere...when I find my keys at September 17, 2019 12:58 AM (9Vttv)

431 I have a hamburglar costume somewhere. It is awesome because you can talk gibberish to people you don't want to talk to.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 17, 2019 12:58 AM (MDdQR)

432 most people just lose their sh!t in Bombay.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 12:58 AM (ykYG2)

433 I got a nice 1888 Morgan Silver dollar that someone used to buy liquor at a Walgreens I worked at when I was 18 . I didn't make the sale but it was in the register and the manager let me exchange it for a bill.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 17, 2019 12:58 AM (2DOZq)

434
Now now now Insomniac, Blanco, Sock Monkey, you're ALL special snowflakes!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2019 01:00 AM (13CQC)

435 Mike H., um ..... what was he doing swinging "down out of the bomb bay of a B-52"???


You knew Slim Pickens??


Posted by: rhomboid at September 17, 2019 01:00 AM (QDnY+)

436 In my experience, people who have these sorts of coins generally keep them locked up. Surely a burglar smart enough to break into a safe would recognize them for what they are.
Posted by: Surfperch at September 17, 2019 12:58 AM (tVQUs)

You only invest in a safe if your coin collection outvalues the safe. Lots of people have a Mason jar that they toss "special" coins into, with an idea of getting them valued, "some day".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2019 01:01 AM (jEgzt)

437 Yesterday had beers and dinner with a friend who found a bunch of silver coins, including Kennedy half-dollars, and WWII "wheat" pennies [think I have that right] in his mom's stuff, that he's still going through. Won't be spending them at the drugstore, though.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 17, 2019 01:03 AM (QDnY+)

438 And many, many other types of White Guy.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
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I think of myself as the somewhat passé ofay honky.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2019 01:04 AM (xSo9G)

439 The mask is kind of creepy: like in Sweet Dreams Are Made of This.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 17, 2019 01:04 AM (MDdQR)

440 Most people don't do anything with their valuable coins. Their heirs get them.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2019 01:06 AM (CDGwz)

441 Yesterday had beers and dinner with a friend who found a bunch of silver coins, including Kennedy half-dollars, and WWII "wheat" pennies [think I have that right] in his mom's stuff, that he's still going through. Won't be spending them at the drugstore, though.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 17, 2019 01:03 AM (QDnY+)

I would guess that very, very few "yutes", of any race, would even recognize the difference between silver coins and modern base-metal coins, or recognize that silver has significant melt value. As indeed, copper does, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2019 01:07 AM (jEgzt)

442 You only invest in a safe if your coin collection outvalues the safe. Lots of people have a Mason jar that they toss "special" coins into, with an idea of getting them valued, "some day".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2019 01:01 AM (jEgzt)

I guess I'll check if there were any burglaries recently in the neighborhood.

The store it came from has a CoinStar, so I was under the impression that somebody had just dumped Grandpa's jar of coins without caring what was in it.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 17, 2019 01:07 AM (tVQUs)

443 Does anyone here comb beaches with metal detectors?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 17, 2019 01:08 AM (MDdQR)

444 Most people don't do anything with their valuable coins. Their heirs get them.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2019 01:06 AM


And if the heirs are young enough, they might not even be aware that "silver coins" are a thing.

Posted by: Chuck C at September 17, 2019 01:11 AM (zCabI)

445 ...Does anyone here comb beaches with metal detectors?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 17, 2019 01:08 AM (MDdQR)




Try that at Anzio, and you're likely to make a fortu...*boom!*




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 17, 2019 01:11 AM (QzJWU)

446
and WWII "wheat" pennies [think I have that right] in his mom's stuff,

Those might be the 1943 steel pennies.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2019 01:12 AM (aKsyK)

447 Venetian masks have featured in several creepy music videos. Til Tuesday's Looking Over My Shoulder. And that scene in Labyrinth

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 01:12 AM (ykYG2)

448 The store it came from has a CoinStar, so I was under the impression that somebody had just dumped Grandpa's jar of coins without caring what was in it.
Posted by: Surfperch at September 17, 2019 01:07 AM (tVQUs)

That's quite possible, and it could have been Grandpa's junkie grandson that did it, without Grandpa's OK.

It'd be kind of cool, though, if a report from you led to the cops solving a burglary. Assuming, of course, that they care.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2019 01:13 AM (jEgzt)

449 Spaceballs is now even more funny.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 17, 2019 01:13 AM (MDdQR)

450 I got a silver dime as change today. Pretty thrilling, it's the first time since I was a kid that I found any silver coin.
Posted by: $urfperch

Ron Paul's grandkids are operating a lemonade stand?

Posted by: Miklos, small change at September 17, 2019 01:13 AM (QzkSJ)

451 The great Eyes Wide Shut.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 17, 2019 01:14 AM (MDdQR)

452 And if it's a normal, circulated 1960s silver dime, it's not worth that much. Two bucks? Not exactly safe-behind-the-portrait money, there.

Posted by: mikeski at September 17, 2019 01:15 AM (P1f+c)

453 Goodnight all, thanks for the fun chat tonight.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 17, 2019 01:15 AM (L2ZTs)

454 Spaceballs is now even more funny.

1-2-3-4-5.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 01:16 AM (ykYG2)

455 When liquidating my late Step Mom's estate, I researched the Coin Mavens in the Houston area, and wow, were their reputations all over the place, from good to bad and everything in between.

Short version, I found my way to get the most value out of the stockpile. Stuff my Dad had collected (he passed in 2010) had the most value, as he actually knew his stuff and did research.

Stuff Step Mom had amassed lost a small fortune, 'cause she bought crap from places like Franklin Mint, which specializes in selling little old ladies overpriced, nearly value-less "junk" nickels, dimes and quarters, bundled as "collections", of this or that.

Where I made the most value per ounce, was in getting the "melt" value from her jewelry case. Most everything in there was suited for nothing but "melt", and the various stones and such, were all but valueless junk, save for a couple of spectacular opals.

And those "collectable plates"?

You'll get the most value from those, by using them for skeet practice.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 17, 2019 01:18 AM (QzJWU)

456 Try that at Anzio, and you're likely to make a fortu...*boom!*




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 17, 2019 01:11 AM (QzJWU)

A friend of mine has a photo of his young daughter perched on an old Russian sea mine washed up on the beach in Estonia. There are a bunch of them there, and apparently they are inert, as the Estonian government has done nothing to remove them. I am sort of skeptical of how "inert" they are. It would be fun to set up a half-mile away, behind a berm, and plink at the mine "horns" with a Mosin-Nagant.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2019 01:18 AM (jEgzt)

457 According to the local Police website there were two burglaries in the past month within a few miles of the store. One appears to have been at a tattoo parlor, the other was at a residence. If it was stolen, it's probably from the latter.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 17, 2019 01:18 AM (tVQUs)

458 ...Those might be the 1943 steel pennies.


Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2019 01:12 AM (aKsyK)



I kept all of those. Shiny, sharp edged details, fantastic condition, too.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 17, 2019 01:21 AM (QzJWU)

459
And those "collectable plates"?

You'll get the most value from those, by using them for skeet practice.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim

=======

My mom once offered to get me a bunch of literary-themed mugs from Franklin Mint. I warned her that if she did, I'd use them for drinking.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2019 01:21 AM (13CQC)

460 And those "collectable plates"?

You'll get the most value from those, by using them for skeet practice.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 17, 2019 01:18 AM (QzJWU)

The best collectibles, by far, are ephemera, stuff that was meant to be used up, worn out, and thrown away.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2019 01:21 AM (jEgzt)

461 Stuff Step Mom had amassed lost a small fortune, 'cause she bought crap from places like Franklin Mint, which specializes in selling little old ladies overpriced, nearly value-less "junk" nickels, dimes and quarters, bundled as "collections", of this or that.

Posted by: Jim at September 17, 2019 01:18 AM (QzJWU)

I've seen one of those places selling regular nickels as "rare limited edition collectibles".

Posted by: Surfperch at September 17, 2019 01:22 AM (tVQUs)

462 The best collectibles, by far, are ephemera, stuff that was meant to be used up, worn out, and thrown away.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

A lot of the "I'm with Her" stuff is mint.

Posted by: Miklos, appraising at September 17, 2019 01:24 AM (QzkSJ)

463 ...A friend of mine has a photo of his young daughter perched on an old Russian sea mine washed up on the beach in Estonia. There are a bunch of them there, and apparently they are inert, as the Estonian government has done nothing to remove them. I am sort of skeptical of how "inert" they are. It would be fun to set up a half-mile away, behind a berm, and plink at the mine "horns" with a Mosin-Nagant.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2019 01:18 AM (jEgzt)




Use the full 8 lb. batch of Tannerite.

Use a paper cone from an ice-cream cone, in the Tannerite, as to create a "Shaped Charge", wedge the jar tightly up against the mine, with the wide-mouth of said cone up against the mine.

.30-'06 or greater. Range, at least 400 yards.

You want to be that far back from any shipping mine, and you've still got to put some serious energy "on target", even from a quarter mile out.

That mine's not "inert". Maybe the "horns" are, maybe they're not.

But that mine's core charge will surely still make an earth shattering ka-boom.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 17, 2019 01:25 AM (QzJWU)

464 I was 9 in '65, my Dad had a small business that was retail.

When the silver coins switched over to clad, he let me use money that I earned doing yard work to buy the silver coins for face value.

I had over a hundred dollars in silver after about a year.

6 years later when I went to college, I sold them and paid for my first quarter of school.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 17, 2019 01:26 AM (362aR)

465 I've seen one of those places selling regular nickels as "rare limited edition collectibles".
Posted by: Surfperch at September 17, 2019 01:22 AM (tVQUs)

Strictly speaking, that is true. Once the Mint is done making 2019 coins, they won't be making any more. Limited edition? Check. And 2019 coins aren't rare right now, but they will be in 29 years. Just as 1999 coins are a little rare right now? Got one in your pocket?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2019 01:26 AM (jEgzt)

466 A lot of the "I'm with Her" stuff is mint.

Posted by: Miklos, appraising


Buy some MAGA hats to leave for your grandkids.

Especially after the Purges of 2042, they'll be worth a ton.

Posted by: mikeski at September 17, 2019 01:27 AM (P1f+c)

467 AOP, that's rather unnerving - the sea mines in Estonia thing. And we could probably use most of my rather impressive stockpile of 54R ammo plinking from a 1/2 mile before getting results with a Mosin. Though the sights do go up to nearly that range IIRC [gotta go look].


Climbed on a T-54 in Eritrea, but it had been gone over for years by locals, so no fear of boom-boom. Did have to monitor my friends, however, to stay on the road at various obvious former strong-point locations on the roads in the south there.


And once when taking a nature's-call break on a work road trip, for some reason we stopped in the world's largest abandoned/destroyed former city, had to edumucate a colleague to stay on the pavement. "Huh? Why?" In this case, easy to explain - machine-gun links and tarnished brass and other stuff pretty visible everywhere in the rubble. You'd think he'd have cued off the utter destruction and the fact the local driver was staying on the pavement.


Posted by: rhomboid at September 17, 2019 01:33 AM (QDnY+)

468 Buy some MAGA hats to leave for your grandkids.

Especially after the Purges of 2042, they'll be worth a ton.
Posted by: mikeski

When Lord Baron takes over, it'll be like England after the Norman Conquest. Titles and honors will be handed out according to the age and fabled history of the hereditary family MAGA hat.

Posted by: Miklos, future Duke of Earl at September 17, 2019 01:33 AM (QzkSJ)

469 Well, besides doing a load of laundry, and running some errands, I accomplished very little today. Should get up early tomorrow, and get some building work done before the heat of the day becomes too great.

Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2019 01:38 AM (jEgzt)

470 I don't know if I'd have any luck trying to trace the coin back to any specific reported theft as nearly a billion dimes were minted in the same year as the one I have was.

I'll tell the Horde if anything comes up in my investigation, but I doubt I'll find anything given that neither the victim nor the thief likely ever knew they had it in their possession.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 17, 2019 01:38 AM (tVQUs)

471 There were, in fact, nickles made with high silver content during the war, '42-45'. They are fairly apparent when you see them, a bit darker than normal.

I have a few. Circulated pieces are worth ~$1.75, numismatic. Check your change.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2019 01:40 AM (CDGwz)

472 when I am Duke of Boulder I will definitely want a gold commode.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 17, 2019 01:40 AM (ykYG2)

473 There were, in fact, nickles made with high silver content during the war, '42-45'. They are fairly apparent when you see them, a bit darker than normal.

I have a few. Circulated pieces are worth ~$1.75, numismatic. Check your change.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2019 01:40 AM (CDGwz)

I got a bunch of them as change when I was about ten years old. Finding out what they were was what got me interested in coin collecting. I think I still have them somewhere.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 17, 2019 01:46 AM (tVQUs)

474 Democrats in Sacramento probably aren't going to be able to make it to the Moochell extravaganza.

CalPers family medical insurance plan now over $2900 month.

They refuse to admit that it's quadruple what it should be because of moochers and illegals.

Posted by: torabora at September 17, 2019 01:50 AM (va1fQ)

475 you're ALL special snowflakes!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Snowflake...meh... barbarian yep.

Posted by: Sock Monkey... going boldly...somewhere...when I find my keys at September 17, 2019 01:53 AM (9Vttv)

476 #460 The Obama inauguration commemorative plates are best used for skeet competition.

Virtue signalers brought them to work to display...but you can't wear a MAGA hat because hate speach.

Posted by: torabora at September 17, 2019 01:58 AM (va1fQ)

477 The Obama inauguration commemorative plates are best used for skeet competition.


I realized that enthusiasm for WWI in the Austro-Hungarian Empire must have waned a bit when I saw a chamber pot in an antique market with pictures of Emperor Franz Jozef and Kaiser Wilhelm on the bottom.

Posted by: Miklos, possibly comparable at September 17, 2019 02:06 AM (QzkSJ)

478 Hey-C. Crane has a new radio!

The things you learn on Coast-to-Coast.

Posted by: Paranormal Miklos at September 17, 2019 02:09 AM (QzkSJ)

479 *stretches out, puts feet up on ONT*

Posted by: Miklos, in the early morning quiet at September 17, 2019 02:12 AM (QzkSJ)

480 Miklos. Does a C.Crane radio compare to a vintage Hallicrafters?

Hell, for that matter, an early '70s Sony World Receiver.

Pound for pound, ounce for ounce, I think the pre-"chip", solid state, post-vacuum tube electronics set the benchmark for stereo, shortwave, and hell, even simple, cheap portable AM radio quality.

The only downside being, they were battery hogs. That's the "chip" advantage, the efficiency.

But you want a clear audio signal on your radio? Then you want a vintage '70s unit of some better quality than from a Fingerhut catalog.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 17, 2019 02:21 AM (QzJWU)

481 Does a C.Crane radio compare to a vintage Hallicrafters?


I don't know, never had one. I hear they are very good though, made in Korea (South).

I have had a number of shortwave radios, but never a Hallicrafter.

Posted by: Miklos, on the 25 meter band at September 17, 2019 02:24 AM (QzkSJ)

482 Little known fact, Hammarlund was located in the small mountain town of Mars Hill, NC.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2019 02:29 AM (CDGwz)

483 I have a Hallicrafters S-38D receiver.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2019 02:31 AM (CDGwz)

484 With that, I'm off the air. 73's

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2019 02:33 AM (CDGwz)

Clinton Lawyer and Kavanaugh Smear-Whisperer Max Stier Worked With the Washington Post Since 2016, But Forgot to Mention the Brett Kavanaugh Smears Until Democrats Needed Them in 2018



More: It turns out that Robin Pogrebin wrote the promotional tweet for her promotional article/smear promoting her book that has all the #Woke brigades up in arms.

The left is acting like this is the big scandal here -- not that this article fails to mention that the alleged victim denies any memory of this farcical allegation (which, as far as I can tell, was actually made by Clinton lawyer Max Stier, who claims he "heard" things).

This is the scandal, they're saying: that the tweet used to promote this story said something about penises being harmless. To wit:

Having a penis thrust in your face at a drunken dorm party may seem like harmless fun. But when Brett Kavanaugh did it to her, Deborah Ramirez says, it confirmed that she didn’t belong at Yale in the first place.

Well, that's, whatever, not a terrific sentence but on the other hand, who cares?

I kind of think the deliberate omission of key information while making a smear for personal economic gain was the bigger sin, but that's just me.

And now, this guy now alleges that the co-author of this article, and the co-author of the book the article is intended to serve as puffery for, wrote this tweet her very own self:



This really puts lie to the claim of "multiple layers of painstaking fact-checking and editorial oversight," doesn't it? Just handing out the Times' twitter keys to any flunkie with an agenda and book to promote?

A friend says it's as if the New York Times just gave her the keys to the car and said, "Keep it under 90 and top off the tank when you're done, huh?"

I'm thinking that there was no editor involved, not really, in the original article. I'm thinking this pair just turned in their article and it went to press with almost no checking at all.

It gets worse: Phil Kerpen is bumping this old find from November 2018.

It turns out this same Robin Pobrebin tried to "force feed" a quote to a Ramirez friend, trying to contrive some (spurious, journalist-invented) corroboration for her "recovered memories."

The exact text is below, but here's my take:

The friend says "I know nothing of this and I haven't spoken to Ramirez in a long time. She's political, and I'm not."

So this "reporter," desperate to find or create any corroboration for Ramirez's claim, floats this idea: How about saying that after this incident, she became very very political? As in, wink-wink, something must have happened to drastically change her personality.

And what could that something be, besides Brett Kavanaugh's Baleful Pud of Despair?

The woman declined to repeat the lines this "reporter" had pre-written for her:







Can't wait for this newest "journalistic" endeavor.

I think we all assume that the practice of quote-fishing -- "Could you say x for me? It would rilly rilly help" -- is pretty much 90% of "journalism" today. They don't find witnesses; they cast them, and have them repeat pre-written lines that will forward the plot.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 08:05 PM




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1 Nothing to see here, comrades move along!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 16, 2019 08:06 PM (BiNEL)

2 First!!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 16, 2019 08:06 PM (FiUMj)

3 Awww come on.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 16, 2019 08:06 PM (FiUMj)

4 Journalism isn't even a profession anymore - its just paid High School.

Posted by: Boswell at September 16, 2019 08:10 PM (32YRo)

5 I feel like all the Kavanaugh attacks are truthful, therefore I am immune from criticism, or being sued for libel/slander!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 16, 2019 08:10 PM (BiNEL)

6 A friend says it's as if the New York Times just gave her the keys to
the car and said, "Keep it under 90 and top off the tank when you're
done, huh?"

You fucked up. You trusted us./progs

Posted by: GWB at September 16, 2019 08:10 PM (mRtYs)

7 Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 16, 2019 08:06 PM (FiUMj)

Win some, lose some!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 16, 2019 08:11 PM (BiNEL)

8 Just handing out the Times' twitter keys to any flunkie with an agenda and book to promote?

AH Lloyd and Anna Puma, call your agents! Here's free advertising for your work. And it's less fictional than the bullshit the NYT spews out

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 16, 2019 08:11 PM (ykYG2)

9 But remember, it's TRUMP who's coarsening political discourse in the US of A.

This divorce is gonna be uuuuugly.

Posted by: DocJ at September 16, 2019 08:11 PM (ejdGR)

10 These people need to be nowhere near an international paper of any merit - but, hey, The NY Times, sure, no problem!

Posted by: Boswell at September 16, 2019 08:12 PM (32YRo)

11 oh btw, Bolton has a "dishy" book he wants to promote too.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 16, 2019 08:12 PM (ykYG2)

12 hiya

Posted by: JT at September 16, 2019 08:12 PM (arJlL)

13 Okay ya bastards
I was told that Ace his own self was naked in here. What the fuck? Where? I see NO naked ewok. Don't make me cut a bitch. I am totally razors edge here.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2019 08:12 PM (myjNJ)

14 Comrade I need you to aid me in attacking soon to be non-person 957....
//Winston Smith, Ministry of Truth

Posted by: sven at September 16, 2019 08:12 PM (xbWHd)

15 Where in fuck is my shocked face?

Anyone?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 16, 2019 08:12 PM (3H9h1)

16 Just waiting until its revealed those two writers worked for Obama, lived with Obama employees, or were volunteers for Hillary and attended her Election Night Victory Party with Andrew Weissman

Posted by: Andrew Yang at September 16, 2019 08:12 PM (NVYyb)

17 Vile, vile, vile people.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 16, 2019 08:13 PM (H8QX8)

18 This sort of BS would get someone kicked off a high school newspaper.

But hey, it's time for a recycled target for today's Two Minutes Hate so it's totes cool with The Paper Of Record(tm).

Posted by: DocJ at September 16, 2019 08:13 PM (ejdGR)

19 Pogrebin and Kelly gotta eat too, you know. Hoping to $ell more book$ with the controver$y. Who care$ if Kavanaugh and hi$ family are put though the wringer again? There'$ money to be made!

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 16, 2019 08:14 PM (COzlW)

20 I am totally razors edge here.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2019 08:12 PM (myjNJ)
-----
Is it stylishly rusted?

Posted by: Captain Obvious at September 16, 2019 08:14 PM (iB1oa)

21 AND TRUMP SAID DOODY.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 16, 2019 08:14 PM (ykYG2)

22 Democracy dies smothered in MSM bullshit.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 08:14 PM (NWiLs)

23 I saw Brett Kavanaugh nakedly harassing Joe Biden at a pool.

Posted by: Corn Pop at September 16, 2019 08:14 PM (a4EWo)

24 Do these people leave a slime trail at their cocktail parties?

Posted by: Tami at September 16, 2019 08:14 PM (cF8AT)

25 This won't halt until the smeared develop a painful strategic response. In fact, expect this to accelerate. I can't imagine all these stupid fucking attorneys can't return serve to the Proggie Press.

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at September 16, 2019 08:15 PM (Jj+59)

26 My review of this book:
four front doors!

Posted by: Christine Blasey-Ford at September 16, 2019 08:15 PM (COzlW)

27 "House Judiciary chairman signals impeachment calls against Kavanaugh are premature."

That's too bad. I was hoping they'd really get their freak on. But I suppose there's still the possibility that loonier heads will prevail.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 16, 2019 08:15 PM (hjaPQ)

28 Smear campaign? Heck, this is an outbreak of hebephrenia!

Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2019 08:16 PM (Q3dyo)

29 These 'guys' are like mean girls who didn't get asked to the prom by the football team. They are playing with fire and don't realize how high a helicopter can hover.

Posted by: Eromero at September 16, 2019 08:16 PM (UUkQp)

30 I saw Baleful Pud of Despair open for The Faint at #s in 2000.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 16, 2019 08:16 PM (ykYG2)

31 Deborah Ramirez says, it confirmed that she didn't belong at Yale in the first place.

If she got in on the basis of affirmative action, then she's absolutely right in thinking that she didn't belong there in the first place.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 16, 2019 08:16 PM (zmxYi)

32 The good news is that one copy of the Black Friday NYT still provides me with enough fire starter for an entire winter season of heating with my wood stove.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 16, 2019 08:17 PM (BiNEL)

33 Plants a sub 50 flag and fits to read content

Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 16, 2019 08:17 PM (rnqss)

34 I just lost a friend -- over an Uber ride!

Here's what happened:

Me and friend were in SF for an event and we need to get to another part of town fairly quickly -- somewhere not near a BART station or Muni line.

So I said, "Heck, let's just take an Uber!"

But, unexpectedly, she said, "No -- no Uber."

I said "Why not?"

She said "I refuse to give them my money, It's a matter of principle!"

I said, "What's wrong with Uber?"

She said, "They don't pay their drivers enough! Workers' rights!"

I said, "So, you think the drivers should get paid more for each ride?"

She said, "Yes!"

So I said, "Then why don't you simply pay them more for each ride you take. Problem solved."

She said, "But I don't set the fares - -the company does. I CAN'T pay them more."

Me: "Yes you can."

Her: "How?"

Me, pointing to the app on my phone: "You can add a tip of however much you want to each ride you take. Think the drivers are underpaid? Tip them generously! Plus, the money goes all straight to them, not to the company."

She grit her teeth and glared at me.

Her: "I think I should just get going home now anyway. " And she walked off.

Have not heard back from her since.

And I doubt I ever will again.

Man, lefties simply cannot STAND when you point out their hypocrisy.

The never want to solve a problem individually themselves -- the goal is always to force EVERYONE ELSE to solve what they define as a problem.

Anyway, good riddance.

Politics ruins everything.

Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2019 08:17 PM (Q3dyo)

35 *sits down across the table from the NYT*


What would you say you do here, exactly?

Posted by: pookysgirl at September 16, 2019 08:17 PM (XKZwp)

36 Do these people leave a slime trail at their cocktail parties?

Oh, honey . . .

Posted by: Stormy! at September 16, 2019 08:17 PM (ykYG2)

37 who the fuck wants to see a naked ewok?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 16, 2019 08:17 PM (KP5rU)

38 Grassley referred two of the liars to Justice. How come no action?

Posted by: kallisto at September 16, 2019 08:17 PM (hgEWn)

39
There's just sooo much stupid non-news these days.

I guess there is news -- that Saudi oil facility, heh -- but you should hear the non-news all around it. Ben Rhodes on the Chris Matthews show, lolol. It's so bad it's news unto itself.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2019 08:18 PM (3EPLG)

40

Richard Goodstein says Stier used to work for Republicans and is not a Democrat toady.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2019 08:18 PM (aKsyK)

41 ABC Nightly News ran a story tonight in which they repeated every
discredited NYT talking point re: Kavanaugh ....including waiting until
the end of the story to say that 'Republicans point to the Times saying
the accuser doesn't even recall the story'.
Unreal.The NYT formula for
destroying America in 4 simple steps:1. Print a slanted anti-Republican
story, which omits key facts2. Unleash the entire leftist media across
the country to go crazy repeating the story3. Add a 'never mind'
disclaimer 10 hours later, which totally discredits the story... but
don't acknowledge that it totally discredits the story.4. Never, ever apologize or write a correction to the original story.
Here
we are, 48 hours after the NYT broke the story, and the leftist minions
at ABC news are repeating all the lies as if they are true.

Un
-freaking- believable.

Posted by: Forheremenaremen at September 16, 2019 08:19 PM (RLiOt)

42 updated -- I forgot to include the tweet that included this reporter trying to get the alleged source to repeat the lines she had written for her. It's in there now.

Posted by: ace at September 16, 2019 08:19 PM (PbpT7)

43 34 Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2019 08:17 PM (Q3dyo)

economics coupled with logic are like garlic to a vampire with the leftoids zombie....
hope you're well.

Posted by: sven at September 16, 2019 08:19 PM (xbWHd)

44 According to the AP, the main "controversy" among liberals is apparently why the New York Times didn't run its smear on the front page instead of "hiding it" in the Opinion section.

I'm not joking.

America is doomed.

Posted by: Ex-liberal at September 16, 2019 08:19 PM (R1mDg)

45 Man, lefties simply cannot STAND when you point out their hypocrisy.

The never want to solve a problem individually themselves -- the goal is always to force EVERYONE ELSE to solve what they define as a problem.

Anyway, good riddance.

Politics ruins everything.
Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2019 08:17 PM (Q3dyo)

You ruined her virtue signaling, damnit!

Posted by: Tami at September 16, 2019 08:19 PM (cF8AT)

46 Richard Goodstein says Stier used to work for Republicans and is not a Democrat toady.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2019 08:18 PM (aKsyK)

I thought he was a clntonista

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2019 08:19 PM (85Gof)

47 Don't make me cut a bitch. I am totally razors edge here.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2019 08:12 PM (myjNJ)


May I suggest that you confer with your dentist about using a night guard. You can purchase them at WallyWorld for about$18.


not gonna say she's a grinder na ah.

Posted by: Ol' Town Drunk at September 16, 2019 08:19 PM (+gUIl)

48 Aren't enough lamp posts to accommodate every oxygen thief who needs to occupy one.

Infrastructure FTW !



And if we're throwing federal $ around, how about redirecting some of NPR's money toward fully stocking the Strategic Cheap Beer Reserve ? Kulaks and wreckers have raised the price of a 30-pack of Hamms (the beer refreshing !) to 11.50 !


Kindly Hordelings will take my customary toast to all-and-sundry as read.

L'chaim !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 16, 2019 08:20 PM (8fHBx)

49 Grassley referred two of the liars to Justice. How come no action?
Posted by: kallisto at September 16, 2019 08:17 PM (hgEWn)

I'm sure the Top. Men. at the DOJ will get right on that. Right after we start seeing indictments for the FISA abuse, the weaponizing of the FBI against the Trump Campaign, etc.

Posted by: DocJ at September 16, 2019 08:20 PM (ejdGR)

50 37 who the fuck wants to see a naked ewok?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 16, 2019 08:17 PM (KP5rU)

---

Shame is part of the kink, I guess...

*shrugs*

Posted by: SMH at September 16, 2019 08:20 PM (RU4sa)

51 And yet, and yet!

Brett will vote with the marxists to show there are no hard feelings regardless of a case's merits.

And to keep Jumping Johnny's deep, dark secret a deep, dark secret.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 16, 2019 08:21 PM (Z+IKu)

52 Posted by: ace

Sorry for the early OT comment -- I thought this thread would as quickly devolve into dick jokes as the last one, and thought your post was finalized.

Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2019 08:21 PM (Q3dyo)

53 Richard Goodstein says Stier used to work for Republicans and is not a Democrat toady.

Well if Richard Goodstein said it...

Who is this guy anyway?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 16, 2019 08:21 PM (ykYG2)

54
Me, pointing to the app on my phone: "You can add a tip of however much you want to each ride you take. Think the drivers are underpaid? Tip them generously! Plus, the money goes all straight to them, not to the company."

Posted by: zombie

======

I've had a form of this argument a few times.

Me: "What's stopping you from [performing some charitable act they think the government should do]?"

Them: blank stare

In most cases, it's literally never occurred to them that they can voluntarily donate, house the homeless, whatever, without being coerced by the government.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2019 08:22 PM (3EPLG)

55
Smear campaign? Heck, this is an outbreak of hebephrenia!
Posted by: zombie


Is that The Who album with all the Jewish songs?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2019 08:22 PM (aKsyK)

56 *sits down across the table from the NYT*

What would you say you do here, exactly?

Posted by: pookysgirl

"None of your business, Bish! And I hope you fail chemistry, ho" - The NY Times - The Jr High School Paper of 8th Graders everywhere!

Posted by: Boswell at September 16, 2019 08:22 PM (32YRo)

57 >>>Sorry for the early OT comment -- I thought this thread would as quickly devolve into dick jokes as the last one, and thought your post was finalized.

not at all, there's no OT on my own posts. I do a lot of them, i really don't care what people talk about in any of them

Posted by: ace at September 16, 2019 08:22 PM (PbpT7)

58 I saw Brett Kavanaugh nakedly harassing Joe Biden at a pool.

His hair was perfect...

Posted by: Hawkpilot at September 16, 2019 08:22 PM (7ZV3n)

59 DICKSIPPER Goodstein

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 16, 2019 08:23 PM (BqBId)

60 the main "controversy" among liberals is apparently why the New York Times didn't run its smear on the front page instead of "hiding it" in the Opinion section.

That is, in fact, an excellent question. If it's true it deserves to be trumpeted as a Big News Scoop.

If not, then it's just your opinion man.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 16, 2019 08:23 PM (ykYG2)

61 50: smh, i need to get out more i guess. i'm a naive cheesehead. not much kink around here.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 16, 2019 08:23 PM (KP5rU)

62 Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2019 08:17 PM

And this too, is the story of Obama.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 16, 2019 08:23 PM (3H9h1)

63
Very depressed. The two other people let go when I was have landed new positions. I haven't and, at 63, I increasingly doubt I ever will.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2019 08:23 PM (7rVsF)

64 The forced "captivate" media dump in the elevator of my building gushed "Bolton seeks vengeance - and a book deal."

Vengeance. VENGEANCE.

SMFH.

Posted by: Gem at September 16, 2019 08:23 PM (XoAz8)

65 I can't imagine all these stupid fucking attorneys can't return serve to the Proggie Press.
Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at September 16, 2019 08:15 PM (Jj+59)

I know. Hard to believe.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 16, 2019 08:23 PM (H8QX8)

66 the pic BB has of Tank Abrams is sumptin

a lot of woman

some pair of guns on that tugboat

Posted by: REDACTED at September 16, 2019 08:23 PM (AQBtr)

67 I'm still searching for that perfect cock whisperer.

I know you're out there!

Posted by: Here Come The Judge Brett! at September 16, 2019 08:23 PM (kLDv+)

68 Reminds me of when I worked with press releases. They would write what they wanted and ask you if you would agree that it was a quote from you.

Standard fare for press releases. Now for journalists too I guess.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 16, 2019 08:23 PM (rnqss)

69 It's alright, zombie, you can blame a college freshman party for your friend's transformation and voila! Book deal!

Posted by: pookysgirl at September 16, 2019 08:24 PM (XKZwp)

70
Kindly Hordelings will take my customary toast to all-and-sundry as read.

L'chaim !
----
Thank goodness, can I start drinking now? I've been waiting all day.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 16, 2019 08:24 PM (IDhUW)

71 Without questioning Phil Kerpen's points, if a space lizard arrived on Earth and put on a human suit to try and blend in, it'd look exactly like Phil Kerpen.
And "Phil Kerpen" is the kind of name that a sentient, extraterrestrial lizard-man would favor too.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical bears at September 16, 2019 08:24 PM (H5knJ)

72 Smear campaign? Heck, this is an outbreak of hebephrenia!
Posted by: zombie

Is that The Who album with all the Jewish songs?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


Bada-bing!

Actually, in the old psych textbooks, "hebephrenics" was the name given to crazy people who smeared shit on the walls.

Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2019 08:24 PM (Q3dyo)

73 mostly Bolton seeks a swift payday.
principles.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 16, 2019 08:24 PM (ykYG2)

74 Goodstein

Penis Head.

Posted by: Infidel at September 16, 2019 08:24 PM (BLFnH)

75 My minor lol (aside from freak in the sheets, sheet in the streets thing) is Ben Shapiro is now the worst person on earth for daring to blame/not believe victims by suggesting no one can positively ID Kavanaugh's dork like they did in Porkys.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 16, 2019 08:24 PM (thQkh)

76 Bertram Cabot Jr. @ 55- The Kresmer one?

Posted by: Eromero at September 16, 2019 08:25 PM (UUkQp)

77 not at all, there's no OT on my own posts. I do a lot of them, i really don't care what people talk about in any of them
Posted by: ace


Them's dangerous words.

Folks, listen: THERE ARE NO RULES!

Commenting untethered!

Wild in the streets!

Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2019 08:26 PM (Q3dyo)

78 Test

Posted by: Ladyl at September 16, 2019 08:26 PM (TdMsT)

79 Biden vs Kavy

Joe 8 track vs 2 hand Bret

Posted by: REDACTED at September 16, 2019 08:26 PM (AQBtr)

80 Robin Pogrebin went to Yale at the same time as Kavanaugh.
I see a pattern here. Lefty Yalies (Ramirez, Stier, Pogrebin) who can't stand the sight of a conservative Yalie in such an influential position.

Posted by: Wethal at September 16, 2019 08:26 PM (3RspO)

81 I read the thread and all the snark up to this point; I got nothing to add. SMH

Posted by: zeera Moron Author Working on Book TWO at September 16, 2019 08:26 PM (CAJL/)

82 63
Very depressed. The two other people let go when I was have landed new positions. I haven't and, at 63, I increasingly doubt I ever will.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2019 08:23 PM (7rVsF)

Damn, that's a real kick when you're already down. Sorry to hear that.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 08:26 PM (NWiLs)

83 I thought 80% of journalism was a Soros lackey writing a hit piece and having a journalist put his by line to it.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 16, 2019 08:26 PM (dNzKv)

84 75 Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 16, 2019 08:24 PM (thQkh)

Lil Benny is too young to recall that Beijing Bill's crank has been described in detail under oath.
At any rate I have as much use for Ben as a pianist has for a kazoo at a philharmonic.

Posted by: sven at September 16, 2019 08:26 PM (xbWHd)

85 "Penis Head"

So Goodstein had Kavanaugh's dork on his face too??

... probably not, but I'm sure he's dreamt about it.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 16, 2019 08:26 PM (ykYG2)

86

I can't take much more of this shit from the left.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 16, 2019 08:27 PM (TdMsT)

87 Max Stiers wife, his second wife, was nominated by Fredo to be a Federal Judge but never confirmed. So I guarantee you he is a left winger

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2019 08:27 PM (85Gof)

88 Journalism isn't even a profession anymore - its just paid High School.
Posted by: Boswell at September 16, 2019 08:10 PM (32YRo)

It never has been a profession. It used to, properly, be a trade, and one entered the trade by apprenticing.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2019 08:27 PM (jEgzt)

89 61
50: smh, i need to get out more i guess. i'm a naive cheesehead. not much kink around here.

I thought you guys had hookers hanging out by the men's room in the Carhartt section of Fleet Farm.

Posted by: dartist at September 16, 2019 08:27 PM (K22Va)

90 I'm diggin the combo of #77 and #78. Why does this strike me as funny?

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2019 08:28 PM (myjNJ)

91 63
Very depressed. The two other people let go when I was have landed new positions. I haven't and, at 63, I increasingly doubt I ever will.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2019 08:23 PM (7rVsF)

Sorry to hear this Hadrian. Sending up a prayer for patience, persistence, and hope.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 16, 2019 08:28 PM (IDhUW)

92 63
Very depressed. The two other people let go when I was have landed new positions. I haven't and, at 63, I increasingly doubt I ever will.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2019 08:23 PM (7rVsF)

I'm so sorry, Hadrian. My husband is terrified of losing his job because he knows how hard it would be to get a new one. And his employers know it, too. He hasn't gotten a raise in six years.

Posted by: Gem at September 16, 2019 08:28 PM (XoAz8)

93 Bill Clinton went to Yale and yet not one unbecoming story

huh

Posted by: REDACTED at September 16, 2019 08:28 PM (AQBtr)

94 Very depressed. The two other people let go when I was have landed new positions. I haven't and, at 63, I increasingly doubt I ever will.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2019 08:23 PM (7rVsF)


What do you do, and where do you do it?

Posted by: Hawkpilot at September 16, 2019 08:28 PM (7ZV3n)

95 In most cases, it's literally never occurred to them that they can voluntarily donate, house the homeless, whatever, without being coerced by the government.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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But us Christians are hypocrites because we voluntarily tithe and do charity work...

Posted by: lin-duh at September 16, 2019 08:28 PM (UUBmN)

96 The NYT used to be a great newspaper. Now, it's garbage.

Posted by: Guy who always says "Now, it's garbage" at September 16, 2019 08:28 PM (Tnijr)

97 When my father, watching the news, hears this story, and that the people there say nothing happened, and he shakes his head and raises his hands in a "Then why the hell are you telling me this?" fashion, then the story is pretty much nothing but all lights and fog machine.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Invites You to Listen to the Gripes of the People! at September 16, 2019 08:28 PM (zXlV/)

98
old and busted: Show me the man and I'll show you the crime
new hotness: Show me the man and I'll show you the false quotes I just pulled out of my ass

Posted by: Hands at September 16, 2019 08:28 PM (786Ro)

99 Robin Pogrebin went to Yale at the same time as Kavanaugh.
I see a pattern here. Lefty Yalies (Ramirez, Stier, Pogrebin) who can't stand the sight of a conservative Yalie in such an influential position.

Posted by: Wethal

More like accomplished intelligent Yale graduate goes onto to become Supreme Court Judge - other marginal affirmative action cradle Yale students turn out just as you would suspect - and then get vengeful.

Posted by: Boswell at September 16, 2019 08:29 PM (32YRo)

100
I can't take much more of this shit from the left.
Posted by: Ladyl at September 16, 2019 08:27 PM (TdMsT)
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Same here.

Posted by: Weasel at September 16, 2019 08:29 PM (MVjcR)

101 NYTs? Might as well be reading fiction.

And that's my entertainment time - if I'm going to read fiction, it's got to involve Stompy Robots and Steamy Sex. Or Steamy Robots and Stompy Sex.

But the political fantasies of some "journalist"? Nah, I'll pass. I'd rather subject myself to Green Lantern. Even gasp the female Dr Who.

Posted by: Fenrisulven at September 16, 2019 08:29 PM (Ad2sq)

102 Grassley referred two of the liars to Justice. How come no action?

Posted by: kallisto at September 16, 2019 08:17 PM (hgEWn)


The Sessionzzz mentality is strong in that department!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 16, 2019 08:29 PM (BiNEL)

103 over at ZeroHedge ,there is a story about San Diego state u teaching that pedophilia is a sexual orientation.


Posted by: shibumi, in house selling hell at September 16, 2019 08:29 PM (gdfZ0)

104

Flag football MILFs need their ribbons stripped off...

Posted by: Cyrious Memberpate at September 16, 2019 08:29 PM (Q6x51)

105 Hey, JJS found work. There is hope! And when President Warren is sworn in, there will be millions of new jobs!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 16, 2019 08:29 PM (dNzKv)

106 The NYT used to be a great newspaper. Now, it's garbage.
Posted by: Guy who always says "Now, it's garbage" at September 16, 2019 08:28 PM (Tnijr)

NO. It makes excellent bird cage liner

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2019 08:29 PM (85Gof)

107 the Governor is Andrew, Fredo's brother. Chris is Fredo.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 16, 2019 08:30 PM (ykYG2)

108 Trump

http://tinyurl.com/y5ygzjka

Posted by: dartist at September 16, 2019 08:30 PM (K22Va)

109 87 Max Stiers wife, his second wife, was nominated by Fredo to be a Federal Judge but never confirmed. So I guarantee you he is a left winger

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2019 08:27 PM (85Gof)

He's a Clinton lawyer...there's no doubt which way he leans.

Posted by: Tami at September 16, 2019 08:30 PM (cF8AT)

110 90 I'm diggin the combo of #77 and #78. Why does this strike me as funny?
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2019 08:28 PM (myjNJ)

It is funny.....be careful. *Insert grin with shades here.*

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 16, 2019 08:31 PM (IDhUW)

111 Watched the CBS Evening News tonight.

Norah O'Donnell looked like she'd just bitten into a lemon when admitting the latest Kavanaugh allegation was a bust.

Posted by: Dr. T at September 16, 2019 08:31 PM (2PXwn)

112 96 The NYT used to be a great newspaper. Now, it's garbage.

Posted by: Guy who always says "Now, it's garbage" at September 16, 2019 08:28 PM (Tnijr)


Au contraire mon frere, see 32!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 16, 2019 08:31 PM (BiNEL)

113 There are those
regular joes,
maybe moved,
who do not oppose,
indeed curl their toes
at the idea of a penis in their face.

Just sayin'

Posted by: Shep at September 16, 2019 08:31 PM (WGyIB)

114 I'm curious how zombie's former friend got to her destination. Hopefully with a stroll through an unsavory part of town.

Posted by: AlmostYuman at September 16, 2019 08:31 PM (0B0xY)

115
I apologize to everyone for blubbering. Ought to keep my fool mouth shut, my head down and get to it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2019 08:32 PM (7rVsF)

116 96 . Garbage people need to read their kind of 'news' too, yanno.

Posted by: kallisto at September 16, 2019 08:32 PM (hgEWn)

117 I'm thinking that there was no editor involved, not really, in the original article. I'm thinking this pair just turned in their article and it went to press with almost no checking at all.

-------

Could have something to do with the fact that they hired a public editor to fix the paper after Jason Blair, and then abruptly eliminated the position in 2017.

Jus' sayin'.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2019 08:32 PM (5aX2M)

118 there is a story about San Diego state u teaching that pedophilia is a sexual orientation.

I'm at the point of conceding that San Diego is right.

There's natural sexuality; and there's "orientation". "Orientation" is Genesis 19.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 16, 2019 08:32 PM (ykYG2)

119 I can't take much more of this shit from the left.
Posted by: Ladyl at September 16, 2019 08:27 PM (TdMsT)
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Same here.
Posted by: Weasel

Cheer up, youse guys, its almost Tuesday !

Posted by: JT at September 16, 2019 08:32 PM (arJlL)

120 Any Yale graduates out there want to admit to pushing Kav's junk at the chicks? You could be a Prog Hero!

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at September 16, 2019 08:32 PM (dYe5S)

121 Willowed Here's the link to the NM Trump rally (Diamond and Silk/ RSBN)
Nice MAGA crowd outside right now.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pgLFwejiOb4



Posted by: redridinghood at September 16, 2019 08:32 PM (wiXsO)

122
I can't take much more of this shit from the left.
Posted by: Ladyl


I have a sickening feeling that you'd better get used to it because you ain't seen nothing yet.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2019 08:32 PM (aKsyK)

123 Can we subpoena congressional email to find out how much coordination there was before the NYT article was published. They knew it was coming.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 16, 2019 08:33 PM (dNzKv)

124 I think we all assume that the practice of quote-fishing -- "Could you say x for me? It would rilly rilly help" -- is pretty much 90% of "journalism" today. They don't find witnesses; they cast them, and have them repeat pre-written lines that will forward the plot.
---------------------

That's why I've been saying that Fake News is now a poor term because it can indicate an ignorance. What they are doing is actually Make News. They just make it up.

None, and I mean NONE, of these commie agitators.... aherm aherm aherm... I mean journalists... journalists!!! are ignorant of what they are doing.

Still hasn't caught on, but I do like the term.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2019 08:33 PM (uEbPt)

125 So journalism is imitating Impractical Jokers sketches now. Nice.

As for uber, I typically use lyft just because they do get paid more and every driver I've ever talked to who drives for both says lyft treats them far better than uber does.

Posted by: the dandy at September 16, 2019 08:33 PM (bR08X)

126 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2019 08:32 PM (7rVsF)

Dude, don't worry about it. A bunch of us are in the same boat, so we totally get it.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 08:33 PM (NWiLs)

127 Prayers for you, {{{Hadrian.}}}

Never give up.

Depression is a luxury you can't afford right now.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 16, 2019 08:33 PM (TdMsT)

128 89: not anymore dartist. fleet farm got rid of the hookers when the mill's family sold the chain to an investment group. i think they hang around chili's now. or cracker barrel.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 16, 2019 08:34 PM (KP5rU)

129 FWIW, I worked for the Census last time around. I liked it. Mid-teens/hr, 50 cents a mile, set your own schedule. I highly recommend it during funemployment

Posted by: zeera Moron Author Working on Book TWO at September 16, 2019 08:34 PM (CAJL/)

130 Eyes your next door neighbor.

youtube.com/watch?v=snEXWH7OBB4

Posted by: Corn Pop at September 16, 2019 08:34 PM (kLDv+)

131 119 I can't take much more of this shit from the left.
Posted by: Ladyl at September 16, 2019 08:27 PM (TdMsT)
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Same here.
Posted by: Weasel

Cheer up, youse guys, its almost Tuesday !
Posted by: JT at September 16, 2019 08:32 PM (arJlL)
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I'm looking forward to retirement and ignoring the rest of the world.

Posted by: Weasel at September 16, 2019 08:34 PM (MVjcR)

132 Trump moving through military shaking hands.

http://tinyurl.com/y5ygzjka

Posted by: dartist at September 16, 2019 08:34 PM (K22Va)

133 Kirsten Powers just says the woman was prolly too drunk to remember

what has happened to these people ?

Posted by: REDACTED at September 16, 2019 08:34 PM (AQBtr)

134 Hadrian, there was no blubbering. Thanks for letting us share your burden. That's what friends are for.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 16, 2019 08:35 PM (IDhUW)

135 I never went to Yale, but I was at a lot of drunken college parties back in the mid to late 1980's.

I never saw any guy drop trou in front of people at any of the parties, and yes we were pretty drunk at those parties.

No regular guy was going to just grab another guy's junk and pull it toward a girl. First, "you don't grab other guy's junk" is a pretty ironclad rule; second pulling on said junk would get you one bellow of pain from the owner of said junk.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Invites You to Listen to the Gripes of the People! at September 16, 2019 08:36 PM (zXlV/)

136 128
89: not anymore dartist. fleet farm got rid of the hookers when the
mill's family sold the chain to an investment group. i think they hang
around chili's now. or cracker barrel.

Well, that sucks. I used to like Cracker Barrel breakfasts.

Posted by: dartist at September 16, 2019 08:36 PM (K22Va)

137 Kavanaugh may be his own executioner. His practice of hiring only female clerks, for which RBG gave him kudos, would take only one good actress in the bunch to accuse him of rape. I think he is stupidly naive.

Posted by: Ever at September 16, 2019 08:36 PM (ZZDMQ)

138 133 Kirsten Powers just says the woman was prolly too drunk to remember

what has happened to these people ?
Posted by: REDACTED at September 16, 2019 08:34 PM (AQBtr)


Does she remember the $100 she borrowed from me? No? Then pay up.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 16, 2019 08:36 PM (zmxYi)

139 114 I'm curious how zombie's former friend got to her destination. Hopefully with a stroll through an unsavory part of town.
Posted by: AlmostYuman


Neither one of us went. We just abandoned the evening.

Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2019 08:36 PM (Q3dyo)

140 I'm looking forward to retirement and ignoring the rest of the world.
Posted by: Weasel at September 16, 2019 08:34 PM (MVjcR)

For a lot of us, myself included, death will probably come first.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 08:36 PM (NWiLs)

141 For those just tuning in, I'm with Andrew.

Fuck you, war.

They have no scruples, no morals, no principles. Only the thirst for power.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 16, 2019 08:36 PM (Xw/fc)

142 Hadrian, there was no blubbering. Thanks for letting us share your burden. That's what friends are for.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel

Yeah, if you engage in blubbering, you'll offend the whales.

Posted by: JT at September 16, 2019 08:37 PM (arJlL)

143 honestly, though, what college party didn't have that guy walking around with his dick out?

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 16, 2019 08:37 PM (thQkh)

144 I'm looking forward to retirement and ignoring the rest of the world.

Posted by: Weasel at September 16, 2019 08:34 PM (MVjcR)


It is not as easy as you might think!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 16, 2019 08:37 PM (BiNEL)

145 139 Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2019 08:36 PM (Q3dyo)

All was not wasted, you got a life lesson and she got to feel superior.

Posted by: sven at September 16, 2019 08:37 PM (xbWHd)

146 I save a considerable ammount of time by assuming that anything in the NYT is a lie.

Also CNN, ABC, CBS, NBC, PBS, BBC, NPR.....and so on, and so on, and so on....

Posted by: You think I'm being metaphorical, but I'm not at September 16, 2019 08:37 PM (dmoiP)

147 No regular guy was going to just grab another guy's junk and pull it toward a girl. First, "you don't grab other guy's junk" is a pretty ironclad rule; second pulling on said junk would get you one bellow of pain from the owner of said junk.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Invites You to Listen to the Gripes of the People! at September 16, 2019 08:36 PM (zXlV/)

And punched in the face. Repeatedly.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 08:37 PM (NWiLs)

148 When the history of these times is written, the people responsible for the destruction of once venerable news organizations will be properly castigated. Unfortunately, no one currently has the gravitas to do the job.

Posted by: IanDeal at September 16, 2019 08:38 PM (vgGyZ)

149
122
I can't take much more of this shit from the left.
Posted by: Ladyl

I have a sickening feeling that you'd better get used to it because you ain't seen nothing yet.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2019 08:32 PM (aKsyK)


I've been pissed off since an argument with a leftest friend on Thursday. He is the one who brought the topic up and successfully baited me.

I can't seem to shake my anger about it, which is VERY unlike me.

It was the smug condescension with which he spoke to me that I can't get past.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 16, 2019 08:38 PM (TdMsT)

150 137 Posted by: Ever at September 16, 2019 08:36 PM (ZZDMQ)

I happen to agree, unless he is smart enough never to be alone with the darlings....provably.

Posted by: sven at September 16, 2019 08:38 PM (xbWHd)

151 When my father, watching the news, hears this story,
and that the people there say nothing happened, and he shakes his head
and raises his hands in a "Then why the hell are you telling me this?"
fashion, then the story is pretty much nothing but all lights and fog
machine.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Invites You to Listen to the
Gripes of the People! at September 16, 2019 08:28 PM (zXlV/)


Yet - the French Revolution, Russian Revolution, Hitler's rise to power, and every other such movement recorded by pen on paper tells us that these efforts work. They gain followers. All the while, people that prefer peace at all costs loudly and proudly shout their preference.

But there are so many chapters in those history books precisely because - when conditions are right - enough people really aren't so in love with their perfectly boring lives. No matter how loudly others that really do love their perfectly boring lives scream that they should be.

And when they scream at their TV ? Nobody really cares at all.

Posted by: History Says I'm Right at September 16, 2019 08:38 PM (2yICW)

152 Kavanaugh may be his own executioner. His practice of hiring only female clerks, for which RBG gave him kudos, would take only one good actress in the bunch to accuse him of rape. I think he is stupidly naive.
Posted by: Ever

Hiring male clerks doesn't guarantee tranquility.

Posted by: JT at September 16, 2019 08:39 PM (arJlL)

153 Kirsten Powers just says the woman was prolly too drunk to remember

what has happened to these people ?

Posted by: REDACTED at September 16, 2019 08:34 PM (AQBtr)


Old Kirsten has been a PoS for a looong time!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 16, 2019 08:39 PM (BiNEL)

154 149 Posted by: Ladyl at September 16, 2019 08:38 PM (TdMsT)

The left are engaged in a religious exercise on a plane that you most likely feel is a necessary evil in your moral and intellectual existence.
Religious exercise is based on zeal ma'am.

Posted by: sven at September 16, 2019 08:39 PM (xbWHd)

155 Once you reject the assumption that NYT is engaged in journalism, it's a lot easier to understand and then ignore any NYT work product.

Same with CNN, MSNBC, NBC, ABC, CBS, Fox News, any every other publication/platform you care to mention in the so-called "journalism" space.

There are individual reporters out there (and on some of those platforms) that do engage in actual journalism, but these folks are exceedingly rare and generally are rarely employed at any of the major outfits precisely BECAUSE they engage in journalism.

As a lawyer, I'm hyper-sensitive to the distinction between advocacy (what you do for your client public-facing) and objective analysis (what you say only to your client). I see only advocacy on the "news" these days. Sad.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at September 16, 2019 08:40 PM (DRgs8)

156 147 No regular guy was going to just grab another guy's junk and pull it toward a girl. First, "you don't grab other guy's junk" is a pretty ironclad rule; second pulling on said junk would get you one bellow of pain from the owner of said junk.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Invites You to Listen to the Gripes of the People! at September 16, 2019 08:36 PM (zXlV/)

you need to get out more

Posted by: shep at September 16, 2019 08:41 PM (AQBtr)

157 "I can't imagine all these stupid fucking attorneys can't return serve to the Proggie Press."

As I posted earlier, the laws have changed since Barry Goldwater won a suit against a paper, collected damages, put the paper out of biz, way back in his day.
Then, the laws were changed, by a Dem Congress.
Now you have to prove "malice aforethought" or something.
Nearly impossible to do.

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at September 16, 2019 08:41 PM (w7KSn)

158


Youtube has de-platformed RightSideBroadcastNetwork from showing live President Trump rallies this morning.

Youtube says it is because of inadvertent copyright infringement. Guessing it is the 1 or 2 seconds of the Rolling Stone "Can't Always Get What You Want", but they have ignored RSBN emails trying to get clarification.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyEoN2475qY

I found this link that seems to have it.

YouTube, and their owners, Google, are traitors to America and the US Constitution, and we all know what will eventually happen to them, if they haven't successfully turned America into their Communist Utopia.

I for one will celebrate when they meet their just reward.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 16, 2019 08:41 PM (sy5kK)

159 It wasn't Kavenaugh. It was Paul Rubens.

Posted by: A Fist Full of Pee Wee at September 16, 2019 08:41 PM (/SIrv)

160 137 Kavanaugh may be his own executioner. His practice of hiring only female clerks, for which RBG gave him kudos, would take only one good actress in the bunch to accuse him of rape. I think he is stupidly naive.

Posted by: Ever at September 16, 2019 08:36 PM (ZZDMQ)


That sounds like the opposite of the Pence Rule.

Posted by: rickl at September 16, 2019 08:41 PM (sdi6R)

161 Isn't the NY Slimes pretty much owned by the Mexico? Why doesn't that get mentioned a bit more than never? All this concern about Russian propaganda on Facebook and we have the New York Times of Mexico City.

Posted by: Inogame at September 16, 2019 08:41 PM (+2xjH)

162 No regular guy was going to just grab another guy's
junk and pull it toward a girl. First, "you don't grab other guy's
junk" is a pretty ironclad rule; second pulling on said junk would get
you one bellow of pain from the owner of said junk.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Invites You to Listen to the
Gripes of the People! at September 16, 2019 08:36 PM (zXlV/)


Totally, its in the rule book.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 16, 2019 08:41 PM (9Om/r)

163 It was the smug condescension with which he spoke to me that I can't get past.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 16, 2019 08:38 PM (TdMsT)


{{{Ladyl}}}

So, from a psychoanalytical viewpoint, did the smugness or the condescension bother you the most?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 16, 2019 08:41 PM (BiNEL)

164 First, "you don't grab other guy's junk" is a pretty ironclad rule

AbsoluteFuckinRight

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2019 08:41 PM (85Gof)

165 Hadrian,
My husband was out of work over 2 years. He pretty much gave up after a year. He just started a job a month ago. He wasn't even looking but a random recruiter called then he got an email from a second one and got them confused. Wound up working for the one who emailed. He too is 29 and works in a field that is much younger demographically. He's one of only 2 white guys too.
So, I guess I'm saying don't give up. You never know when something will come your way.

Posted by: lin-duh at September 16, 2019 08:42 PM (UUBmN)

166 Hadrian, there was no blubbering. Thanks for letting us share your burden. That's what friends are for.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 16, 2019 08:35 PM (IDhUW)

Indeed. And since the two others have found new jobs, they won't be competing with Hadrian for the next round of job openings to crop up. I'd say outlook-wise, it's better for the other two to both be employed, than unemployed. Means there is some hiring going on, at any rate. And if Hadrian is the most senior, and hence "most expensive", it stands to reason he will be picked up last.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2019 08:42 PM (jEgzt)

167 I've been pissed off since an argument with a leftest friend on Thursday. He is the one who brought the topic up and successfully baited me.

I can't seem to shake my anger about it, which is VERY unlike me.

It was the smug condescension with which he spoke to me that I can't get past.
Posted by: Ladyl at September 16, 2019 08:38 PM (TdMsT)


Lose the friend.

Simple, really. My policy: anyone who has a history of making me feel bad goes over the side unceremoniously. Happy landings!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 16, 2019 08:42 PM (zmxYi)

168 164 First, "you don't grab other guy's junk" is a pretty ironclad rule

AbsoluteFuckinRight
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2019 08:41 PM (85Gof)

Not even while they're unconscious in the dentist chair. Right?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 08:42 PM (NWiLs)

169 Not even while they're unconscious in the dentist chair. Right?
Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 08:42 PM (NWiLs)

Amen

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2019 08:43 PM (85Gof)

170 "100
I can't take much more of this shit from the left.
Posted by: Ladyl at September 16, 2019 08:27 PM (TdMsT)
-----
Same here.

Posted by: Weasel at September 16, 2019 08:29 PM (MVjcR)"


Thirded, with enthusiasm !

An outbreak of which, of course, is exactly what they are hoping for.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 16, 2019 08:43 PM (8fHBx)

171 I hate these guys.

Posted by: GuyfromNH at September 16, 2019 08:43 PM (Gs5TH)

172 Something everyone is overlooking: if it took multiple friends to push Kavanaugh's penis into the hand of an unsuspecting co-ed, then Kavanaugh must have a huge cock. Think about it: the average hand is about 4-5 inches across. If two friends (at least two, the article just indicated plural friends) each had one hand on it and then the co-ed had one hand on it, then that is 12-15 inches of penis as a bare minimum, assuming they were all standing very close together and were holding it hand to hand. If they were standing arm's width apart or there were three or more friends we would have to measure his penis in feet.
Amazing. What a guy.

Posted by: DM at September 16, 2019 08:43 PM (9BY6w)

173 67 I've been pissed off since an argument with a leftest friend on Thursday. He is the one who brought the topic up and successfully baited me.

I can't seem to shake my anger about it, which is VERY unlike me.

It was the smug condescension with which he spoke to me that I


====

i remember my first liberal...

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 16, 2019 08:43 PM (thQkh)

174 weasel i have retired. i pretty much ignore the rest of the world. keeps me sane. fuck it. i'm happy. most of the time.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 16, 2019 08:44 PM (KP5rU)

175 Rally's in 20min right? OAN carrying it?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2019 08:44 PM (5aX2M)

176 152 Hiring male clerks doesn't guarantee tranquility.
Posted by: JT at September 16, 2019 08:39 PM (arJlL)

Tranquility, perhaps, not, but he's been painted as a sexual predator victimizing women. Much easier to find a victim in a gaggle of female law clerks.

Posted by: Ever at September 16, 2019 08:44 PM (ZZDMQ)

177 Link over at Insty about YouTiube banning RSBN from live streaming Trump rallies I

Posted by: Tuna at September 16, 2019 08:44 PM (jm1YL)

178 I think the Kav story is bunk. Obvious bunk. But I don't think various details are hard to imagine in other contexts. I was drunk and naked at a couple of parties in my youth. Young men are capable of an astonishing amount of ribald, drunken behavior.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical bears at September 16, 2019 08:44 PM (H5knJ)

179 In case some perceive no love for dentists here, let me proclaim my praise for my own.
They have improved and prolonged my life.
I like them personally, they have a really tough job and they have to get it right 100% of the time, which is just about superhuman.

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at September 16, 2019 08:45 PM (w7KSn)

180 Clinton mouthpiece Stier told his story at the time but it was such an obvious lie the FBI told him to get lost before they were forced to charge him.

I think they brought it back up now because they need Gorilla Dust for Spy-Gate. And they are only going to get more desperate.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 16, 2019 08:45 PM (Ndje9)

181 74 Goodstein

Penis Head.
Posted by: Infidel at September 16, 2019 08:24 PM (BLFnH)


Goodstein needs to wear a turban, to hide his circumcision marks.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 16, 2019 08:45 PM (sy5kK)

182
63


Very depressed. The two other people let go when I was have landed
new positions. I haven't and, at 63, I increasingly doubt I ever will.

Very sorry to hear. Sending prayers your way.

Posted by: Forheremenaremen at September 16, 2019 08:45 PM (RLiOt)

183 {{{Ladyl}}}

So, from a psychoanalytical viewpoint, did the smugness or the condescension bother you the most?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

And did he leave it in your driveway ?

Posted by: JT at September 16, 2019 08:46 PM (arJlL)

184 An outbreak of which, of course, is exactly what they are hoping for.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 16, 2019 08:43 PM (8fHBx)


The alternative is letting them continue to slap you all in the face - which is also exactly what they are hoping for.

Wanna' lose the short game ? Or lose the long game ? Only other option is to change the game.

Posted by: History Says I'm Right at September 16, 2019 08:46 PM (2yICW)

185
I've been pissed off since an argument with a leftest friend on Thursday. He is the one who brought the topic up and successfully baited me.


I can't seem to shake my anger about it, which is VERY unlike me.


It was the smug condescension with which he spoke to me that I can't get past.



Real friends NEVER speak to you with smug condescenion. FWIW, I'd recommend... writing this person off, at least in the short term.

Posted by: shibumi, in house selling hell at September 16, 2019 08:46 PM (gdfZ0)

186 The number of major media outlets that vet -- and by that I mean do more than check spelling and grammar -- the tweets they spunk is ... none. I'm certain of this because I worked at a couple of them, and NYT, Wapo, which I did not work for, have galvanized my certainty. They would say this is exculpatory, but it's actually aggravating.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at September 16, 2019 08:47 PM (OneoG)

187 100
I can't take much more of this shit from the left.
Posted by: Ladyl at September 16, 2019 08:27 PM (TdMsT)
-----
Same here.
Posted by: Weasel at September 16, 2019 08:29 PM (MVjcR)

Amen! Let's do something crazy about these ignorant fucksticks.
Like, ok, I know this is awful but we could, we could just maybe do something terrible to them.

Like jazz hands them in to submission.
Or beat them with organic carrots
OR
Que the veggie tales music**

We could throw them in the dungeon
We could let them rot in jail.
We could drag them to the ocean
Have them eaten by a whale
We could give them jelly doughnuts
Take them all away
Or fill their ears with cheese balls
And their nostrils with sorbet
We could use them as a footstool
Or a table to play scrabble on
Then tie them up and beat them up
And throw them outta Babylon.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2019 08:47 PM (myjNJ)

188 160 That sounds like the opposite of the Pence Rule.
Posted by: rickl at September 16, 2019 08:41 PM (sdi6R)

LOL. It does. Maybe he and Pence need to talk. Or, Ms. Pence and Ms. K.

Posted by: Ever at September 16, 2019 08:47 PM (ZZDMQ)

189 We could throw them in the dungeon
We could let them rot in jail.
We could drag them to the ocean
Have them eaten by a whale
We could give them jelly doughnuts
Take them all away
Or fill their ears with cheese balls
And their nostrils with sorbet
We could use them as a footstool
Or a table to play scrabble on
Then tie them up and beat them up
And throw them outta Babylon.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2019 08:47 PM (myjNJ)

Oh no, what we gonna do?!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 08:48 PM (NWiLs)

190 Think about it: the average hand is about 4-5 inches across. If two friends (at least two, the article just indicated plural friends) each had one hand on it and then the co-ed had one hand on it, then that is 12-15 inches of penis as a bare minimum, assuming they were all standing very close together and were holding it hand to hand. If they were standing arm's width apart or there were three or more friends we would have to measure his penis in feet.
Amazing. What a guy.

Posted by: DM at September 16, 2019 08:43 PM (9BY6w)

You've put way too much thought into this....

Posted by: Tami at September 16, 2019 08:48 PM (cF8AT)

191
Real friends NEVER speak to you with smug condescenion. FWIW, I'd recommend... writing this person off, at least in the short term.
Posted by: shibumi, in house selling hell at September 16, 2019 08:46 PM (gdfZ0)

I'm taking a break from him, for sure. No doubt he plans to take a break from me as well.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 16, 2019 08:48 PM (TdMsT)

192 Black mobs attacking , beating and robbing white people in Minneapolis . I watched the news report which only addressed the issue whether more police are needed in Minneapolis while ignoring the big black elephant in the room. This makes me mental.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 16, 2019 08:48 PM (2DOZq)

193
Kirsten Powers just says the woman was prolly too drunk to remember

what has happened to these people ?

Posted by: REDACTED

=====

That's one of the themes all over lefty social media today.

Note, it's not the supposed victim who says she can't recall -- it's her FRIENDS who are saying so.

She was so drunk she doesn't even know if she doesn't remember! Cuz she's drunk now!!!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2019 08:48 PM (3EPLG)

194 I've been pissed off since an argument with a leftest friend on Thursday. He is the one who brought the topic up and successfully baited me.

I can't seem to shake my anger about it, which is VERY unlike me.

It was the smug condescension with which he spoke to me that I can't get past.
Posted by: Ladyl at September 16, 2019 08:38 PM (TdMsT)


Follow up to my #167.

Offering you smugness and condescension indicates a lack of respect for you, and that's why you can't get past it.

Shitcan him. End of problem. Make him an unperson, and forget the whole thing.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 16, 2019 08:48 PM (zmxYi)

195 'If they were standing arm's width apart or there were three or more friends we would have to measure his penis in feet. '

That's a good point. He must have a supreme cock.

Posted by: Guy who always says at September 16, 2019 08:49 PM (Tnijr)

196 153 Kirsten Powers just says the woman was prolly too drunk to remember

what has happened to these people ?

Posted by: REDACTED at September 16, 2019 08:34 PM (AQBtr)


When she touched Kavanaugh's bois d' arc she swooned then passed out.

Posted by: Ol' Town Drunk at September 16, 2019 08:49 PM (+gUIl)

197 remember, if thye're laughing you don't need them cause they're not good friends.
So to all you normals out across the land
no need to argue
liberals just don't understand

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 16, 2019 08:49 PM (thQkh)

198 " History Says I'm Right"


Well, sounds like three people here who would be interested to hear your suggestions ....

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 16, 2019 08:50 PM (8fHBx)

199 179 In case some perceive no love for dentists here, let me proclaim my praise for my own.
They have improved and prolonged my life.
I like them personally, they have a really tough job and they have to get it right 100% of the time, which is just about superhuman.

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at September 16, 2019 08:45 PM (w7KSn)


Seconded. My current dentist's office is terrific. The dentists as well as their assistants and teeth cleaners.

Posted by: rickl at September 16, 2019 08:50 PM (sdi6R)

200

118 there is a story about San Diego state u teaching that pedophilia is a sexual orientation.

I'm at the point of conceding that San Diego is right.

There's natural sexuality; and there's "orientation". "Orientation" is Genesis 19.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 16, 2019 08:32 PM (ykYG2)


"Orientation" is when large groups of Chinese pay $500k for a Green Card, overpay for all the houses for sale in your neighborhood, and move in.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 16, 2019 08:50 PM (sy5kK)

201

RSBN is un-deplatformed on my ipad.

Posted by: Ol' Town Drunk at September 16, 2019 08:50 PM (+gUIl)

202 'If they were standing arm's width apart or there were three or more friends we would have to measure his penis in feet. '

That's a good point. He must have a supreme cock.
Posted by: Guy who always says

So it wasn't Kavanaugh, it was JOHN HOLMES !

Posted by: JT at September 16, 2019 08:50 PM (arJlL)

203 183 {{{Ladyl}}}

So, from a psychoanalytical viewpoint, did the smugness or the condescension bother you the most?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

And did he leave it in your driveway ?
Posted by: JT at September 16, 2019 08:46 PM (arJlL)

It's an accumulation of smug comments over the past few years. He has a PhD, (psychologists) and and he's always saying, "you only have a masters degree."

Posted by: Ladyl at September 16, 2019 08:51 PM (TdMsT)

204 Black mobs attacking , beating and robbing white people in Minneapolis . I watched the news report which only addressed the issue whether more police are needed in Minneapolis while ignoring the big black elephant in the room. This makes me mental.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 16, 2019 08:48 PM (2DOZq)


Keep a good thought: maybe they're beating the shit out of liberals. In Minneapolis, I understand that that's a very good bet.

Yeah, I'm a Pollyanna, what can I say?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 16, 2019 08:51 PM (zmxYi)

205 192; i knew minneapolis was becoming a shithole ten years ago. have never went back. between the gangs, somali's and other culteral diversity, it's fucking doomed. not surprised to see that video.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 16, 2019 08:51 PM (KP5rU)

206 188 160 That sounds like the opposite of the Pence Rule.

==

I respect Kavanaugh for living life in "fun, expert mode". He locks the door behind the women he meets at work, while wearing a 80's silk kimono robe, thigh height, while serving them hard alcohol."

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 16, 2019 08:51 PM (thQkh)

207 75 My minor lol (aside from freak in the sheets, sheet in the streets thing) is Ben Shapiro is now the worst person on earth for daring to blame/not believe victims by suggesting no one can positively ID Kavanaugh's dork like they did in Porkys.
Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 16, 2019 08:24 PM (thQkh)

He's talking about Saggy Daniels calling Trump's hog a mushroom, and Monica correctly IDing Billy Jeff's pinto plunger.

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at September 16, 2019 08:51 PM (Jj+59)

208
Oh no, what we gonna do?!
Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 08:48 PM (NWiLs)

Lol...happy memories dancing around the kitchen with my littles.

Posted by: Gem at September 16, 2019 08:52 PM (XoAz8)

209 "117 I'm thinking that there was no editor involved, not really, in the original article. I'm thinking this pair just turned in their article and it went to press with almost no checking at all.

-------

Could have something to do with the fact that they hired a public editor to fix the paper after Jason Blair, and then abruptly eliminated the position in 2017.

Jus' sayin'."

True, and almost every other layer of editing has been eliminated (as ace pointed out). This once was thought to be an economically driven bug but it's really a feature because, in the unlikely event one decided to actually do their job, an assignment or copy editor could intercept or challenge some of the more blatant agitprop.


Newspapers are little more than Faulkner now, stream of consciousness from NPC's either virtue signaling or in the throes of moral panic.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at September 16, 2019 08:52 PM (iw59Q)

210 "That's a good point. He must have a supreme cock."

It's a firehose. No wonder he became a judge, under those robes he doesn't have to try and stuff it into pants anymore.

Posted by: DM at September 16, 2019 08:52 PM (9BY6w)

211 The predictions for tomorrows Israeli election is another near deadlock.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2019 08:52 PM (85Gof)

212 Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2019 08:47 PM (myjNJ)

You really are on fire today. Lol.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 16, 2019 08:52 PM (IDhUW)

213 208
Oh no, what we gonna do?!
Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 08:48 PM (NWiLs)

Lol...happy memories dancing around the kitchen with my littles.
Posted by: Gem at September 16, 2019 08:52 PM (XoAz

Hilarious stuff. The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything is one of my personal favorites.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 08:52 PM (NWiLs)

214 I think they had this entire clusterfuck on tap as a potential news-cycle cleanser, and then managed to fuckup the rollout beyond even the inherent window-licking of the accusation's core conceit.

My money is on Beto shooting them in the dick, or Ginsburg being in trouble.

Posted by: lurker (the other one, but spelled with a P) at September 16, 2019 08:53 PM (67XdO)

215 It's an accumulation of smug comments over the past few years. He has a PhD, (psychologists) and and he's always saying, "you only have a masters degree."
Posted by: Ladyl

What's your Master's in ?

Posted by: JT at September 16, 2019 08:53 PM (arJlL)

216 215 It's an accumulation of smug comments over the past few years. He has a PhD, (psychologists) and and he's always saying, "you only have a masters degree."
Posted by: Ladyl

What's your Master's in ?
Posted by: JT at September 16, 2019 08:53 PM (arJlL)

Batin'

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 08:53 PM (NWiLs)

217 133 Kirsten Powers just says the woman was prolly too drunk to remember


Actually it was the money shot hitting both of her eyes, she couldn't see who it was.

We expect to have the video up by the end of the week.

Posted by: pronhub at September 16, 2019 08:53 PM (sy5kK)

218 RSBN is un-deplatformed on my ipad.

Posted by: Ol' Town Drunk at September 16, 2019 08:50 PM (+gUIl)

They had some major technical issues and can't broadcast tonight.

Posted by: Tami at September 16, 2019 08:54 PM (cF8AT)

219 >>>Think about it: the average hand is about 4-5 inches across. If two
friends (at least two, the article just indicated plural friends) each
had one hand on it and then the co-ed had one hand on it, then that is
12-15 inches of penis as a bare minimum, assuming they were all standing
very close together and were holding it hand to hand.<<<


My tribal name is Three-Hands Beaver Slayer. Doesn't exactly roll off of the tongue in English, but there you have.

Posted by: Corn Pop at September 16, 2019 08:54 PM (kLDv+)

220 It's an accumulation of smug comments over the past few years. He has a PhD, (psychologists) and and he's always saying, "you only have a masters degree."
Posted by: Ladyl at September 16, 2019 08:51 PM (TdMsT)


Besides being an asshole, he's also intellectually insecure.

And if he has a history of putting you down, I say again: shitcan him. Forthwith.

If someone offers you that kind of disrespect, pull the plug on him.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 16, 2019 08:54 PM (zmxYi)

221 RBG must be ready to kick the bucket and they are firing up the smear machine on Kavanaugh as shock troops for the main event. Pathetic weaklings.

Posted by: monkey at September 16, 2019 08:54 PM (hyGje)

222 It's an accumulation of smug comments over the past few years. He has a PhD, (psychologists) and and he's always saying, "you only have a masters degree."


That comment from him really shows a lack of understanding of human nature. Some of the most successful people I know in live entetainment have no degree. One of the most talented dropped out of high school.

Sounds like the guy has an inferiority complex and is taking it out on you. Walk away. For your own sanity. You don't need anyone putting you down because they have an inferiority complex.

Posted by: shibumi, in house selling hell at September 16, 2019 08:54 PM (gdfZ0)

223 It's an accumulation of smug comments over the past few years. He has a PhD, (psychologists) and and he's always saying, "you only have a masters degree."
Posted by: Ladyl at September 16, 2019 08:51 PM (TdMsT)

A PhD in Psych, and four dollars, will get you a coffee at Starbucks.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2019 08:54 PM (jEgzt)

224 What's your Master's in ?
Posted by: JT at September 16, 2019 08:53 PM (arJlL)

The master is usually in the big house. Did you not see Gone With The Wind

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2019 08:54 PM (85Gof)

225 It's kinda of weird that after months of trying to separate different groups from again supporting Trump, they return to the well that will only unite these groups behind Trump

Posted by: REDACTED at September 16, 2019 08:55 PM (AQBtr)

226 Want a good laugh? Check out Sean Spicer's getup on "Dancing With The Stars."

Posted by: mercenary13 at September 16, 2019 08:55 PM (gzUYd)

227 "It's an accumulation of smug comments over the past few years. He has a PhD, (psychologists) and and he's always saying, "you only have a masters degree."

Posted by: Ladyl at September 16, 2019 08:51 PM (TdMsT) "



and you've put up with that for all that time ?
Awesome patience.

which has to run out at some point.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 16, 2019 08:55 PM (8fHBx)

228 Ladyl,
I have to agree with those that say drop the friend. We need positive influences in our lives, not negative ones.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 16, 2019 08:55 PM (IDhUW)

229 It's an accumulation of smug comments over the past few years. He has a PhD, (psychologists) and and he's always saying, "you only have a masters degree."

Posted by: Ladyl at September 16, 2019 08:51 PM (TdMsT)


So, there is degree contempt* there (on his part), my advice for what it is worth, is lose this loser, you'll be better off, and who cares about him!

*I think this is in the DSM VIII

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 16, 2019 08:56 PM (BiNEL)

230 201

RSBN is un-deplatformed on my ipad.
Posted by: Ol' Town Drunk at September 16, 2019 08:50 PM (+gUIl)


yes, but as of 20 minutes ago, did not have the Trump-NM feed that is live right now on the alternative link.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyEoN2475qY

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 16, 2019 08:56 PM (sy5kK)

231 226; not a chance in fucking hell am i watching that corn pop bullshit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 16, 2019 08:56 PM (KP5rU)

232 so, this guy, max steir's, outfit vets federal employees. and after dozens of f.b.i. and senate investigations cleared kavanaugh of any malfeasance in his several judicial confirmations, steir decides he will declare him unfit for office.

this is the left - the rule of man over the rule of law, delegating for himself the arbitrary exercise of power to destroy others.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 16, 2019 08:56 PM (Pg+x7)

233 right Stormy. She sounds like someone who totally slept with Trump.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 16, 2019 08:56 PM (thQkh)

234 What's your Master's in ?
Posted by: JT at September 16, 2019 08:53 PM (arJlL)


Economics and public administration.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 16, 2019 08:57 PM (TdMsT)

235 Tell him if you were a guy you'd kick his ass. And that he probably has a small dick. And finish with a 'go fuck your self''

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 16, 2019 08:57 PM (2DOZq)

236 Well, sounds like three people here who would be interested to hear your suggestions ....
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 16, 2019 08:50 PM (8fHBx)


Meh - many peeps here saying the same things.

One - you ain't got no friends that are Evangelical Liberals. Those folks want you in a camp. They're just waiting for times to get right to drop your name. Quit fucking being so nice to them.

Two - you ain't got no friends that are Clever Debate Liberals either. They're also going to drop your ass in - with comments about the shit you've said in conversation.

Three - These fuckers are letting you work in the office and the shop for now. But that shit you see on TV in Portland and such ? That's coming to your shop and office soon. You're not going to behave your way out of it, any more than you'll vote out of it.

Four - These fuckers telling you to just stay calm ? They're you're biggest problem. Because when shit hits the fan - they'll be the ones holding a dude back that would otherwise defend your six while the mob kicks your ass. Because these stay calm folks - no matter how polite and nice - are really just fuckers worried more about themselves than anything else.

Posted by: History Says I'm Right at September 16, 2019 08:57 PM (2yICW)

237 Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2019 08:47 PM (myjNJ)

You really are on fire today. Lol.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 16, 2019 08:52 PM (IDhUW)

I have no extinguisher handy. This could be problematic.
I jumped from foul mouthed rant to wholesome Veggie Tales. Eh, whatever. I gotta be me.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2019 08:57 PM (myjNJ)

238 What's your Master's in ?
Posted by: JT at September 16, 2019 08:53 PM (arJlL)


Economics and public administration.
Posted by: Ladyl

Nice

Posted by: JT at September 16, 2019 08:57 PM (arJlL)

239 BUT TRUMP CAN'T APPOINT A SUPREME COURT JUSTICE DURING AN ELECTION YEAR!!!

Posted by: REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! at September 16, 2019 08:58 PM (hyGje)

240 TRUMP RALLY @ 9:00!!!!

Posted by: four seasons at September 16, 2019 08:58 PM (PisyI)

241 In fact I would compare the Trump Justice Department to the Miami Dolphins.

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at September 16, 2019 08:58 PM (Jj+59)

242
So, there is degree contempt* there (on his part), my advice for what it is worth, is lose this loser, you'll be better off, and who cares about him!

*I think this is in the DSM VIII
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 16, 2019 08:56 PM (BiNEL)


{{{Hrothgar}}}

What is the DSM VIII?

Posted by: Ladyl at September 16, 2019 08:58 PM (TdMsT)

243 Barney Miller is coming on.

Posted by: JT at September 16, 2019 08:58 PM (arJlL)

244 They really want war don't they.

Posted by: Jean at September 16, 2019 08:59 PM (vpBjp)

245 199 179 In case some perceive no love for dentists here, let me proclaim my praise for my own.
They have improved and prolonged my life.
I like them personally, they have a really tough job and they have to get it right 100% of the time, which is just about superhuman.

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at September 16, 2019 08:45 PM (w7KSn)

Seconded. My current dentist's office is terrific. The dentists as well as their assistants and teeth cleaners.

Posted by: rickl at September 16, 2019 08:50 PM (sdi6R)


If you children or grandchildren want to be doctors tell them to be dentists or dermatologists. They make good money, don't have to make hospital calls, don't work weekends, and it's 9 to 5.

Except my dermatologists' office which closes at noon on Fridays and opens at noon on Mondays.

Posted by: Ol' Town Drunk at September 16, 2019 09:00 PM (+gUIl)

246 yes, but as of 20 minutes ago, did not have the Trump-NM feed that is live right now on the alternative link.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyEoN2475qY

And another.

http://tinyurl.com/y5ygzjka

Posted by: dartist at September 16, 2019 09:00 PM (K22Va)

247 239 BUT TRUMP CAN'T APPOINT A SUPREME COURT JUSTICE DURING AN ELECTION YEAR!!!
Posted by: REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! at September 16, 2019 08:58 PM (hyGje)

Why yes, yes he can.

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at September 16, 2019 09:00 PM (hyGje)

248 239 BUT TRUMP CAN'T APPOINT A SUPREME COURT JUSTICE DURING AN ELECTION YEAR!!!
Posted by: REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! at September 16, 2019 08:58 PM (hyGje)


So, will just put the election off until 2021

Posted by: Donnie 2 scoops at September 16, 2019 09:00 PM (AQBtr)

249 Smear campaign? Heck, this is an outbreak of hebephrenia!
Posted by: zombie

Is that The Who album with all the Jewish songs?

Ok, I laughed out loud :-)

Posted by: free tibet at September 16, 2019 09:00 PM (CMq2e)

250 192 Black mobs attacking , beating and robbing white people in Minneapolis . I watched the news report which only addressed the issue whether more police are needed in Minneapolis while ignoring the big black elephant in the room. This makes me mental.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 16, 2019 08:48 PM (2DOZq)


If true, MN is getting their just reward. If innocents get in the way, too bad.

Because #OrangeManBad, and #saveAbortion over all.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 16, 2019 09:01 PM (sy5kK)

251 Barney Miller is coming on.
Posted by: JT at September 16, 2019 08:58 PM (arJlL)


===

Mmm. Yamana covfefe.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2019 09:01 PM (EZebt)

252 They really want war don't they.
Yeah, but they'll want us to start shooting first so they can blame us for pushing back against all the things they've been goading us about for decades.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 16, 2019 09:02 PM (HaL55)

253 So your PhD friend is paling around with a lowly MA? What a loser. Dump him.

Posted by: Regular joe at September 16, 2019 09:02 PM (zMaZS)

254 I have no extinguisher handy. This could be problematic.
I jumped from foul mouthed rant to wholesome Veggie Tales. Eh, whatever. I gotta be me.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2019 08:57 PM (myjNJ)
----
Sorry about the toothache, truly.

The hot iron usually is the cure all.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 16, 2019 09:02 PM (IDhUW)

255 What is the DSM VIII*?

Posted by: Ladyl at September 16, 2019 08:58 PM (TdMsT)


Frodo referenced it in the LOTR trilogy to explain Sauron!

Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, and insiders know that the VIII is in draft!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 16, 2019 09:03 PM (BiNEL)

256 50 192 Black mobs attacking , beating and robbing white people in Minneapolis . I watched the news report which only addressed the issue whether more police are needed in Minneapolis while ignoring the big black elephant in the room. This makes me mental.

====

I get the feeling that these skinnies might consider violent street hammer attacks just that little chef-kiss of violence that will help Mogadishanapolis feel like home. Especially once the real vikings start firing back.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 16, 2019 09:03 PM (thQkh)

257 Oh, every dentist or oral surgeon I know does emergency weekend calls.
If nothing else, to stabilize the patient until Monday.
Yes, you can die from a tooth related infection.
Infections travel thru the bloodstream.
Might not kill you tomorrow, but weeks later...

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at September 16, 2019 09:03 PM (w7KSn)

258 252 They really want war don't they.
Yeah, but they'll want us to start shooting first so they can blame us for pushing back against all the things they've been goading us about for decades.

===

to the left, self defense is a sin.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 16, 2019 09:03 PM (thQkh)

259 So what is it about Judge K's dick?

Is it like the one Kamel Toe sucked?

No, it's white, but obviously must be HUGE!!

Posted by: Kemp at September 16, 2019 09:04 PM (ilh9B)

260 So your PhD friend is paling around with a lowly MA? What a loser. Dump him.

Posted by: Regular joe at September 16, 2019 09:02 PM (zMaZS)


And people ask why I keep coming here!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 16, 2019 09:04 PM (BiNEL)

261 to the left, self defense is a sin.
Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 16, 2019 09:03 PM (thQkh)


To the enemies behind us - self defense outside of what the State allows is problematic as well.

Posted by: History Says I'm Right at September 16, 2019 09:05 PM (2yICW)

262
Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, and insiders know that the VIII is in draft!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar


Orthodox Judeo-Christian beliefs and gun ownership will be the only mental disorders listed.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2019 09:05 PM (7rVsF)

263 They really want war don't they.

Posted by: Jean at September 16, 2019 08:59 PM (vpBjp)


BUT, they want us to fire the first shot!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 16, 2019 09:06 PM (BiNEL)

264 Honestly, there aren't many PhD's I'd respect outright, and a psychology whatever one doesn't not meet the bar. Just tell him at least you stopped participating in the great American advanced degree giveaway first, so you're smarter.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 16, 2019 09:06 PM (thQkh)

265 Christie Brinkley.

Jesus God.

Why Christie?

Why?

Posted by: mikeyG at September 16, 2019 09:06 PM (1vWDB)

266
Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, and insiders know that the VIII is in draft!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 16, 2019 09:03 PM (BiNEL)


Lol!

I feel like an idiot!

Posted by: Ladyl at September 16, 2019 09:07 PM (TdMsT)

267 Orthodox Judeo-Christian beliefs and gun ownership will be the only mental disorders listed.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2019 09:05 PM (7rVsF)


Dammit, someone leaked the draft copy!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 16, 2019 09:07 PM (BiNEL)

268 BUT, they want us to fire the first shot!

===

nah, they're fine you waiting until they're ready to fire the first shot.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 16, 2019 09:07 PM (thQkh)

269 63
Very depressed. The two other people let go when I was have landed new positions. I haven't and, at 63, I increasingly doubt I ever will.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2019 08:23 PM (7rVsF)

Did you get my job application email?

Your post number matches your age. That's a good sign!

Posted by: clutch at September 16, 2019 09:08 PM (Z3oWA)

270 They really want war don't they.
Posted by: Jean at September 16, 2019 08:59 PM (vpBjp)



BUT, they want us to fire the first shot!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 16, 2019 09:06 PM (BiNEL)


And over-worrying about not firing first only lets them do what they're doing - continuing to push and push knowing that the pushed would never fire the first shot.

He who never throws the first punch typically takes an ass-whipping.

Posted by: History Says I'm Right at September 16, 2019 09:08 PM (2yICW)

271 Kavanaugh's penis once tried to steal Joe Biden's Camaro. Old Joe pulled a straight razor out of the glove box and made the penis back down. True story.

Posted by: Panchito Pistoles at September 16, 2019 09:09 PM (jGFaz)

272 Well, after my misspelling of klezmer? I went on line and got hooked into a half hour of Jewish wedding music. And was pleasantly remind why such great jazz artists are tribal.

Posted by: Eromero at September 16, 2019 09:09 PM (UUkQp)

273
218 RSBN is un-deplatformed on my ipad.

Posted by: Ol' Town Drunk at September 16, 2019 08:50 PM (+gUIl)

They had some major technical issues and can't broadcast tonight.
Posted by: Tami at September 16, 2019 08:54 PM (cF8AT)

You Tube censored them, and they found out this morning. YT claimed inadvertent copyright infringement.

Sure.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 16, 2019 09:09 PM (sy5kK)

274 BTW, if you guys thought about, sanctuary cities are basically an act of war by the left. But whatever, let's react to the lefts' latest slanders to prove to the Easter bunny that we're the good guys.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 16, 2019 09:11 PM (thQkh)

275 Hello Wilmington!1!!!

Posted by: Corn Pop at September 16, 2019 09:11 PM (Jj+59)

276 If you children or grandchildren want to be doctors tell them to be dentists or dermatologists. They make good money, don't have to make hospital calls, don't work weekends, and it's 9 to 5.

Except my dermatologists' office which closes at noon on Fridays and opens at noon on Mondays.

Posted by: Ol' Town Drunk at September 16, 2019 09:00 PM (+gUIl)

My dentist's office is closed on Fridays.

Posted by: Tami at September 16, 2019 09:11 PM (cF8AT)

277
Did you get my job application email?

Your post number matches your age. That's a good sign!

Posted by: clutch


I was touched by your thoughtfulness. Yes, I looked at your company's career site, but didn't see anything matching my qualifications.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2019 09:11 PM (7rVsF)

278 235 Tell him if you were a guy you'd kick his ass. And that he probably has a small dick. And finish with a 'go fuck your self''
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 16, 2019 08:57 PM (2DOZq)


I wouldn't even do that. I'd just ... distance myself from him henceforth, and generally minimize (ideally eliminate) any dealings with him thereafter. No drama, just coolly distant.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 16, 2019 09:11 PM (zmxYi)

279 Orthodox Judeo-Christian beliefs and gun ownership will be the only mental disorders listed.

You read my book. You weren't supposed to read my book.

Posted by: Theodor Adorno at September 16, 2019 09:11 PM (ykYG2)

280 I wouldn't even do that. I'd just ... distance myself from him henceforth, and generally minimize (ideally eliminate) any dealings with him thereafter. No drama, just coolly distant.

===

liberals have their TV to keep them company and tell them that they're good and smart people after they chase away their friends in the real world.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 16, 2019 09:12 PM (thQkh)

281 Trump is late.

Posted by: ALH at September 16, 2019 09:13 PM (NqiHX)

282 Orthodox Judeo-Christian beliefs and gun ownership will be the only mental disorders listed.

Come on - let's not "talk shit about it". After all - a Judge will be involved.

We can totally trust a Judge.

Posted by: History Says I'm Right at September 16, 2019 09:13 PM (2yICW)

283 liberals have their TV to keep them company and tell them that they're good and smart people after they chase away their friends in the real world.
Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 16, 2019 09:12 PM (thQkh)


Great. Then everybody's happy. They are told their good and smart people, and you don't have to put up with them.

Win-win.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 16, 2019 09:14 PM (zmxYi)

284 my fave Veggie Tales was the Grapes of Wrath song.

We are the grapes of wrath
We seldom take a bath

Posted by: Theodor Adorno at September 16, 2019 09:14 PM (ykYG2)

285

It appears that FOXnews will also be broadcasting Trump rally tonight, so say TuCa and Hannity.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 16, 2019 09:14 PM (sy5kK)

286 I think I have found a site that is live streaming the rally....not started yet.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 16, 2019 09:14 PM (IDhUW)

287 264 Honestly, there aren't many PhD's I'd respect outright, and a psychology whatever one doesn't not meet the bar. Just tell him at least you stopped participating in the great American advanced degree giveaway first, so you're smarter.
Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 16, 2019 09:06 PM (thQkh)


That's a great response.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 16, 2019 09:14 PM (TdMsT)

288 You Tube censored them, and they found out this morning. YT claimed inadvertent copyright infringement.

Sure.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 16, 2019 09:09 PM (sy5kK)

Yeah that but this too:


@RSBNetwork 1 hour ago

We are still working to resolve our technical issues at the venue, but at this time we believe that we'll be unable to resume our live feed for tonight. There is no cell network and the WiFi at the Santa Ana Center is not working.

We apologize for the inconvenience. We are going to head home and reevaluate things with our equipment going forward to make sure this doesn't happen again. You can watch the rally on Fox News or @TeamTrump's feed tonight!

Posted by: Tami at September 16, 2019 09:14 PM (cF8AT)

289 adorno would probably not be a fan of the Veggie Tales.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 16, 2019 09:14 PM (ykYG2)

290 Oh well, I was hoping for a startling new insight, not stuff I already know in the blood and bone.


One of these days, someone, somewhere, is gonna do something and become the 21st century's John Brown.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 16, 2019 09:15 PM (8fHBx)

291
It appears that FOXnews will also be broadcasting Trump rally tonight, so say TuCa and Hannity.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 16, 2019 09:14 PM (sy5kK)


Just as long as Hannity doesn't blather throughout.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 16, 2019 09:16 PM (TdMsT)

292 Hadrian be mindful of negative self-talk. You're awesome and will have to face lots of noes before you get to yes.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2019 09:16 PM (EZebt)

293 One of these days, someone, somewhere, is gonna do something and become the 21st century's John Brown.

He's gonna have a little Indian?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 16, 2019 09:17 PM (HaL55)

294 Trump is late... must be tied up reading "My Pet Goat" to some grade school kids...


/things getting hairy in mid-east and all

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 16, 2019 09:17 PM (1g7ch)

295 Yes, you can die from a tooth related infection.
Infections travel thru the bloodstream.
Might not kill you tomorrow, but weeks later...

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at September 16, 2019 09:03 PM (w7KSn)


Yes
It can go to your heart or your brain and kill you.


And Trump is on mountain time, so another hour?

Posted by: Ol' Town Drunk at September 16, 2019 09:17 PM (+gUIl)

296 John Brown.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 16, 2019 09:15 PM (8fHBx)

That's NOT who we are!

Posted by: Commissar K Rover at September 16, 2019 09:17 PM (BiNEL)

297 https://tinyurl.com/y2h8ttpn

link to rally, when it begins.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 16, 2019 09:18 PM (FTlwv)

298 I am interjecting this bit of information from the Ilhan Omar thread. Several posters were posting contributions from Islam to the West. All were incorrect. "O" was from India and brought to the West AFTER the Muslims conquered that area.See Diophantus of Alexandria for the origin of algebra. 200+ A.D.

Posted by: Grannymimi at September 16, 2019 09:18 PM (u5LFV)

299 291
It appears that FOXnews will also be broadcasting Trump rally tonight, so say TuCa and Hannity.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 16, 2019 09:14 PM (sy5kK)


Just as long as Hannity doesn't blather throughout.
Posted by: Ladyl at September 16, 2019 09:16 PM (TdMsT)


I'd like to put one of those bird dog training shock collars on Hannity, and zap him every time he cuts one of his guests off mid-sentence.

I watch him only on DVR, so I can fast forward when he talks and regular speed when one of his guests come on.

Still, he cuts them off with reckless abandon.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 16, 2019 09:19 PM (sy5kK)

300 I'm sure I'm late and you've moved on but someone with a PHD giving you crap about not having one is someone you can feel real good about not hanging out with ever again. You are certainly not the loser in that equation.

Posted by: Inogame at September 16, 2019 09:19 PM (+2xjH)

301 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 16, 2019 09:11 PM (zmxY

You disappoint me.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 16, 2019 09:19 PM (2DOZq)

302 Loving the choice of music pre rally

Posted by: Tuna at September 16, 2019 09:19 PM (yYfK/)

303 And Trump is on mountain time, so another hour?

Posted by: Ol' Town Drunk at September 16, 2019 09:17 PM (+gUIl)

No, was suppose to start about 20 mins. ago.

Posted by: Tami at September 16, 2019 09:19 PM (cF8AT)

304
FOX news is showing the rally on YT.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=d7vcwLrwgDQ

Posted by: redridinghood at September 16, 2019 09:19 PM (wiXsO)

305 Hadrian be mindful of negative self-talk. You're awesome and will have to face lots of noes before you get to yes.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2019 09:16 PM (EZebt)


Hadrian, normally, I hate all the psychobabble talk, but this makes sense, the job market is screwed up right now, but you are obviously a talented and capable individual. Don't let negative results impact your long term view!

Posted by: Commissar K Rover at September 16, 2019 09:20 PM (BiNEL)

306 One of these days, someone, somewhere, is gonna do something and become the 21st century's John Brown.

A cat in Bloomington - of course, Bloomington - apparently came out of his car and confronted the crowd.

From what I'm hearing - media did not report the entire story, only the "talking part".

Posted by: History Says I'm Right at September 16, 2019 09:20 PM (2yICW)

307 He's late

Posted by: Tuna at September 16, 2019 09:20 PM (yYfK/)

308 Some of the dumbest people I have ever met have PhD.
Also some of the smartest.
Your mileage may vary.

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at September 16, 2019 09:21 PM (w7KSn)

309 287 264 Honestly, there aren't many PhD's I'd respect outright, and a psychology whatever one doesn't not meet the bar. Just tell him at least you stopped participating in the great American advanced degree giveaway first, so you're smarter.
Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 16, 2019 09:06 PM (thQkh)

That's a great response.
Posted by: Ladyl at September 16, 2019 09:14 PM (TdMsT)


It's a good response, and valid, but I wouldn't say this, frankly. He'll take it as validation (sour grapes).

When you can't avoid him, just smile and nod, acknowledging you heard what he said, and let it go at that.

My guess: that'll drive him nuts, and he'll stop. Operant conditioning FTW!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 16, 2019 09:21 PM (zmxYi)

310 218 RSBN is un-deplatformed on my ipad.

Posted by: Ol' Town Drunk at September 16, 2019 08:50 PM (+gUIl)

They had some major technical issues and can't broadcast tonight.
Posted by: Tami at September 16, 2019 08:54 PM (cF8AT)

You Tube censored them, and they found out this morning. YT claimed inadvertent copyright infringement.

Sure.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 16, 2019 09:09 PM (sy5kK)



They are up. Diamond $ Silk opened up their channel but you can get to it from their old link.

Also there are other links posted on this thread.

And I like RSBN but those girls should take some voice lessons and can the screech.

Posted by: Ol' Town Drunk at September 16, 2019 09:21 PM (+gUIl)

311 They're playing 'Simply the Best' by Tina Turner...HA!

Posted by: Tami at September 16, 2019 09:22 PM (cF8AT)

312 No, was suppose to start about 20 mins. ago.

Posted by: Tami at September 16, 2019 09:19 PM (cF8AT)


Bomb, bomb, bomb Iran!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 16, 2019 09:22 PM (BiNEL)

313
My dentist's office is closed on Fridays.
Posted by: Tami at September 16, 2019 09:11 PM (cF8AT)


So is mine. But on Friday, he goes to the Dental school at the local University, teaches and also gives free dental work to low-income people.

Every Friday. Impressive.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 16, 2019 09:22 PM (sy5kK)

314 Hadrian prayers for you in the job hunting. You could try living on love but, yeh, that usually works out well.

Ladyl scrape the pompous ass off permanently. You deserve better friends. Want me to beat him up? I seem to be on a roll tonight.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2019 09:22 PM (myjNJ)

315 Sara Sanders is a nice addition to Fox.

Posted by: dartist at September 16, 2019 09:22 PM (K22Va)

316 They are up. Diamond $ Silk opened up their channel but you can get to it from their old link.

Also there are other links posted on this thread.

And I like RSBN but those girls should take some voice lessons and can the screech.

Posted by: Ol' Town Drunk at September 16, 2019 09:21 PM (+gUIl)

Oh that's good!

And YES...their voices are horrible!

Posted by: Tami at September 16, 2019 09:23 PM (cF8AT)

317 213 208
Oh no, what we gonna do?!
Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 08:48 PM (NWiLs)

Lol...happy memories dancing around the kitchen with my littles.
Posted by: Gem at September 16, 2019 08:52 PM (XoAz

Hilarious stuff. The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything is one of my personal favorites.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 08:52 PM (NWiLs)

I think one of the head writers on Veggie Tales is now one of the writers/editors of the Babylon Bee!

Posted by: Gem at September 16, 2019 09:23 PM (XoAz8)

318 Here we go!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 16, 2019 09:24 PM (IDhUW)

319 301 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 16, 2019 09:11 PM (zmxY

You disappoint me.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 16, 2019 09:19 PM (2DOZq)


Sorry! (Seriously.)

I just don't like to expend emotional energy on what I would consider to be essentially worthless people. Getting into with him is like wrestling with proverbial pig: you both get muddy, but the pig enjoys it. Life is short; why waste it on assholes? Just give them a wide berth, focus on family and friends, and get on with life.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 16, 2019 09:24 PM (zmxYi)

320 317 213 208
Oh no, what we gonna do?!
Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 08:48 PM (NWiLs)

Lol...happy memories dancing around the kitchen with my littles.
Posted by: Gem at September 16, 2019 08:52 PM (XoAz

Hilarious stuff. The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything is one of my personal favorites.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 08:52 PM (NWiLs)

I think one of the head writers on Veggie Tales is now one of the writers/editors of the Babylon Bee!

Posted by: Gem at September 16, 2019 09:23 PM (XoAz


Someone call Larry-Boy!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Invites You to Listen to the Gripes of the People! at September 16, 2019 09:24 PM (zXlV/)

321 Hadrian, I feel your pain. I had to resign to care for my mom and dad the last year. They both passed within the last 10 months and at 62, I'm looking to go back to work. Haven't even gotten an interview which has stunned me. I have an accomplished history, am a documented revenue producer and never had a problem moving on up throughout my career until now. It's like I'm invisible. I'm looking at getting creative but can't wrap my head around anything specific yet. I contacted, and had lunches with, contacts, etc but nothing. Trouble is not far off. I may end up scanning groceries at Winn Dixie. Remember, old age isn't for sissies.

Posted by: StellasTwoCents at September 16, 2019 09:24 PM (Z0huu)

322 Th Faux News feed seems to be working

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7vcwLrwgDQ

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 16, 2019 09:26 PM (BiNEL)

323 TRUMP

Posted by: mikeyG at September 16, 2019 09:26 PM (1vWDB)

324 I've been lurking, three thoughts about friendship,

1) zombie hasn't seen or heard from his former friend because she skulked off in San Francisco and slipped on a pile of feces and was pricked by a needle, she now has Bubonic plague, this will not be reported on the news.

Ladyl needs to cut off someone who was never her friend, and I suspect she is a little bit angry at herself for taking the bait and not destroying him with facts. I feel that way sometimes, I let emotion (generally anger) overrule logic and facts and it gives these smug, condescending assholes the upper hand.

My friends are really important to me, true friends are a blessing in life. The Horde are good friends, I may not engage with everybody, but I'm always following your thoughts and stories. I have learned a lot here.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 16, 2019 09:27 PM (a4EWo)

325 Sounds like age discrimination to me.

Posted by: Ol' Town Drunk at September 16, 2019 09:27 PM (+gUIl)

326
Hadrian, normally, I hate all the psychobabble talk, but this makes sense, the job market is screwed up right now, but you are obviously a talented and capable individual.

Thank you. Yes, I'm a splendid fellow but that and $1.50 buys me a cup of coffee. None of us is entitled to anything but a Christian burial. I keep trying but sometimes I get discouraged, especially since it's robots reading resumes now.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2019 09:27 PM (7rVsF)

327 >> They don't find witnesses; they cast them, and have them repeat pre-written lines that will forward the plot.


I resemble that remark!

Posted by: Rosa Parks at September 16, 2019 09:27 PM (LWu6U)

328 focus on family and friends, and get on with life.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 16, 2019 09:24 PM (zmxYi)


THIS^^^^

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 16, 2019 09:28 PM (BiNEL)

329 YouTube has a live stream if you ain't got cable

and owwwww !! my elbow hurts

Posted by: Ben Rothleeeeeeeesburger at September 16, 2019 09:28 PM (8KSPd)

330 Trump up

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2019 09:28 PM (5aX2M)

331 'Latinos for Trump' seem to have a huge presence there tonight.

Posted by: Tami at September 16, 2019 09:29 PM (cF8AT)

332 From the looks of things, background persons, men in NM don't like Trump.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 16, 2019 09:29 PM (1g7ch)

333 Love the sign Latinos for Trump.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 16, 2019 09:29 PM (wiXsO)

334
Some of the dumbest people I have ever met have PhD.

I object to this slander!

*drools on pants*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2019 09:29 PM (7rVsF)

335 I hate it when women shove their titties in my face at drunken college parties.

Posted by: jennifer anniston's perky nipples at September 16, 2019 09:29 PM (6OoFY)

336 Ladyl needs to cut off someone who was never her friend, and I suspect she is a little bit angry at herself for taking the bait and not destroying him with facts.

Don't bother.

Disengage.

Ommmmmmmmmmm.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 16, 2019 09:29 PM (zmxYi)

337 Dayum, I just get a boost from seeing President Trump looking ready to rumble!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 16, 2019 09:30 PM (BiNEL)

338 Stier's wife was nominated to the D.C. Court of Appeals by Obama.

Cocaine Mitch killed it.
Bitter much?

Posted by: Wethal at September 16, 2019 09:30 PM (3RspO)

339 Anthem

Posted by: Ol' Town Drunk at September 16, 2019 09:31 PM (+gUIl)

340 Heckler already.

Posted by: Tami at September 16, 2019 09:31 PM (cF8AT)

341 "eternal Grace of Almighty God"

Posted by: mikeyG at September 16, 2019 09:31 PM (1vWDB)

342
By the eternal grace of Almighty God...

Posted by: Ladyl at September 16, 2019 09:31 PM (TdMsT)

343 The enthusiasm is great!

Posted by: redridinghood at September 16, 2019 09:31 PM (wiXsO)

344 Already a disrupter. Going home to mommy. Lol

Posted by: Tuna at September 16, 2019 09:31 PM (yYfK/)

345 *protester ejected*
"going home to mommy a little bit sooner"

Crowd. Goes.



Wild.

Posted by: mikeyG at September 16, 2019 09:32 PM (1vWDB)

346 as you get older, though, friends seem more important because they get rarer. You need to share hobbies. Most of my friends' hobbies are kids and I don't share that hobby

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 16, 2019 09:32 PM (thQkh)

347 335 I hate it when women shove their titties in my face at drunken college parties.
Posted by: jennifer anniston's perky nipples at September 16, 2019 09:29 PM (6OoFY)


This comment makes perfect sense when you read the 6 in the hash as a G

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2019 09:32 PM (myjNJ)

348 Sorry to hear this crap Ladyl.

Want him to beat my hand to a bloody stump with his nose?

Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2019 09:32 PM (Y4EXg)

349 281 Trump is late.
Posted by: ALH at September 16, 2019 09:13 PM (NqiHX)

Pray it's a boy in 3 months.

Posted by: jennifer anniston's perky nipples at September 16, 2019 09:33 PM (6OoFY)

350 I say this mostly in jest but if anyone were really hard up for any kind of work, ChikFilA has a big poster up that says they are hiring. This Fire won't let me type that name any different.

Posted by: AlmostYuman at September 16, 2019 09:33 PM (0B0xY)

351 Do these people leave a slime trail at their cocktail parties?

Posted by: Tami at September 16, 2019 08:14 PM (cF8AT)

These people ARE the slime trail at all parties.

Posted by: Grannymimi at September 16, 2019 09:33 PM (u5LFV)

352 Don't bother.

Disengage.

Ommmmmmmmmmm.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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I've trying to do this all day dealing with my new boss. Hopefully he is only temporary and doesn't get it permanently. I just hope I last that long.

Posted by: lin-duh, was deplorable now a committed racist doing keto! at September 16, 2019 09:34 PM (UUBmN)

353 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Posted by: Kurt at September 16, 2019 09:34 PM (hyGje)

354 Our President is having a good time at his rallies.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 16, 2019 09:36 PM (HaL55)

355 "FOUR MORE YEARS,FOUR MORE YEARS"With the enthusiasm, you would think that he was in Alabama.

Posted by: mikeyG at September 16, 2019 09:36 PM (1vWDB)

356 I think this is the most exuberant rally crowd yet.

Posted by: four seasons at September 16, 2019 09:36 PM (PisyI)

357 I hate it when women shove their titties in my face at drunken college parties.
Posted by: jennifer anniston's perky nipples at September 16, 2019 09:29 PM (6OoFY)

I'd be willing to run interference for you. I know it's a sacrifice, but I'm a giver.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2019 09:37 PM (jEgzt)

358 Did a speed bag workout. Needed to hit something repeatedly. I feel marginally better.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 09:37 PM (NWiLs)

359 Did he do any rallies there before the last election?

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2019 09:37 PM (myjNJ)

360 Heh. We'll be called the Hermit Nation.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 16, 2019 09:37 PM (HaL55)

361 Very cute backdrop girls.

: )

Posted by: mikeyG at September 16, 2019 09:37 PM (1vWDB)

362 Is that a bearded woman in the background?

Posted by: Josephistan at September 16, 2019 09:37 PM (Izzlo)

363
"Speaking to a half-empty stadium, an obviously unstable President Trump ranted about..."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2019 09:37 PM (7rVsF)

364 Hey everybody.

Ladyl, drop the friend (preferably right after saying something to him you know will hurt) and make it utterly impossible to communicate any further with you unless he starts to stalk you, in which case put some lead in his head.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2019 09:37 PM (L2ZTs)

365 Could NM go RED?

Posted by: Ol' Town Drunk at September 16, 2019 09:38 PM (+gUIl)

366 Going to out myself a bit, LadyL 266. I and my wife has PhDs and I and my wife are very familiar with what it takes in your field of Econ/PA to get a masters.

A masters in Econ is more logically based and more mathematical than a Psy PhD and I suspect that you have a better grasp on stat than a Psych PhD. given econometrics.

The other way is that the percentage of mentally ill or those with significant mental issues are pretty high in psychology as they want to understand what is wrong with them. Probably even higher in graduate programs along with competing to be the smartest person in the room syndrome.

Posted by: whig at September 16, 2019 09:38 PM (hqUZK)

367 I know it's a sacrifice, but I'm a giver.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2019 09:37 PM (jEgzt)


If you need an assistant, call me!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 16, 2019 09:38 PM (BiNEL)

368 I'm not sure madam.



Posted by: four seasons at September 16, 2019 09:38 PM (PisyI)

369 362 Is that a bearded woman in the background?

Posted by: Josephistan at September 16, 2019 09:37 PM (Izzlo)

Man boobs

Posted by: Tami at September 16, 2019 09:38 PM (cF8AT)

370 USA USA USA USA USA

love these New Mexicans!


Posted by: mikeyG at September 16, 2019 09:38 PM (1vWDB)

371 "360 Heh. We'll be called the Hermit Nation.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 16, 2019 09:37 PM (HaL55) "



Title currently held by the NorKs ...
which is, of course, where they want to take us.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 16, 2019 09:39 PM (8fHBx)

372 I mentioned earlier Manhattan is going have the walls close in on truymp on the novel theory that paying off a blackmailer is a business expense that should be taxed, or something, to note how fucking NBC paid off bitches for decades under Lauer and other super-predators that worked there and they just counted that as the normal course of business operating expenses.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 16, 2019 09:39 PM (thQkh)

373 Mariano Rivera was not the best relief pitcher of all time, he's the best closer of all time.

C'mon, Donald, details matter.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 16, 2019 09:39 PM (FNXDu)

374 I don't think Trump is standing on a booster box.

Posted by: Miklos, long and tall at September 16, 2019 09:40 PM (QzkSJ)

375 something, to note how fucking NBC paid off bitches for decades under Lauer and other super-predators that worked there and they just counted that as the normal course of business operating expenses.
Posted by: mushroom maniac

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so, i'm just saying DJTjr (since you read this), you could use me as a DOJ pit-bull that would put Weissmann to shame.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 16, 2019 09:40 PM (thQkh)

376 "Speaking to a half-empty stadium, an obviously unstable President Trump ranted about..."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2019 09:37 PM (7rVsF)


Glad you noticed that, the green screen CGI from Fox is very persuasive!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 16, 2019 09:40 PM (BiNEL)

377
I get loud, cheery laughs out of Trump's rallies. The dude handles princes, prime ministers, dictators, snakes and fakes, and these itty bitty insects in the American left are trying to take him down.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2019 09:40 PM (3EPLG)

378 I think the PhD vs Masters was an ongoing bit on The Big Bang Theory.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 16, 2019 09:40 PM (2DOZq)

379 From what I've read, Lauer is the Jimmy Savile of NBC.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2019 09:40 PM (L2ZTs)

380 I'm glad he gave the Presidential Medal of Honor to Mariano Rivera. Big supporter of Israel. Doesn't let the SJW mob intimidate him.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 16, 2019 09:41 PM (COzlW)

381 Mariano Rivera was not the best relief pitcher of all time, he's the best closer of all time.

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More Trump lies!

Posted by: This is CNN at September 16, 2019 09:41 PM (Izzlo)

382 Man boobs
Posted by: Tami at September 16, 2019 09:38 PM (cF8AT)


*clips on sound-powered phone headset*

Boobs manned and ready.

Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 16, 2019 09:42 PM (t+qrx)

383
Could NM go RED?
Posted by: Ol' Town Drunk

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He does keep talking about what's up in New Mexico. Of course, the crowd already knows it, but maybe a few other NM's have noticed.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2019 09:42 PM (3EPLG)

384 348 Sorry to hear this crap Ladyl.

Want him to beat my hand to a bloody stump with his nose?

Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2019 09:32 PM (Y4EXg)


Just flash your AR 15!

Posted by: Ladyl at September 16, 2019 09:42 PM (TdMsT)

385 369 362 Is that a bearded woman in the background?

Posted by: Josephistan at September 16, 2019 09:37 PM (Izzlo)

Man boobs
Posted by: Tami at September 16, 2019 09:38 PM (cF8AT)


Gotta have a Bubba in the back on occasion.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 16, 2019 09:42 PM (1g7ch)

386 Are they claiming that Ramirez dropped out of Yale and it is Kav's fault because he disempowered her?

Posted by: Emmie at September 16, 2019 09:42 PM (i/wJA)

387
Mariano Rivera was not the best relief pitcher of all time, he's the best closer of all time.

Pick. That. Coffee. Up.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2019 09:42 PM (7rVsF)

388 dude, Jimmy Savile was an absolute monster. The closest analogue I can think of in America is Marion Zimmer Bradley

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 16, 2019 09:43 PM (ykYG2)

389 almost any state could go red if there's turn out.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 16, 2019 09:43 PM (thQkh)

390 Just returned from Iceland where, at a farmers' ball, a silly drunk teenager offered my friend and me his friend's junk. No actual junk visible. He just made an offering gesture towards his friend's crotchular area, as if to say, like what you see?

I guess the boy's friend, whose junk was offered, should never be allowed to hold any position of importance ever.

Posted by: chique d'afrique in Iceland at September 16, 2019 09:43 PM (7Ckfj)

391 Just flash your AR 15!
Posted by: Ladyl

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You sure know how to sweet talk a fella.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2019 09:43 PM (Y4EXg)

392 PhD vs Masters

Dr. mikeyG sounds like a professional.

Master mikeyG sounds like the slimey BDSM Orgy King of Hamtramck.

#Branding

Posted by: mikeyG at September 16, 2019 09:43 PM (1vWDB)

393 Omfg this guy is killing me. I love how he disparages the looks of #MeToo feminists and their soyboy fellow travelers alike.

Pure gold.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2019 09:44 PM (5aX2M)

394 377
I get loud, cheery laughs out of Trump's rallies. The dude handles princes, prime ministers, dictators, snakes and fakes, and these itty bitty insects in the American left are trying to take him down.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2019 09:40 PM (3EPLG)


It hasn't worked. Sucks to be the left.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 16, 2019 09:44 PM (TdMsT)

395 383
Could NM go RED?
Posted by: Ol' Town Drunk

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He does keep talking about what's up in New Mexico. Of course, the crowd already knows it, but maybe a few other NM's have noticed.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2019 09:42 PM (3EPLG)

His internal polls must show it's in play. Why else would he be there out of the blue on a Monday night?

Posted by: Tami at September 16, 2019 09:44 PM (cF8AT)

396

You sure know how to sweet talk a fella.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2019 09:43 PM (Y4EXg)

Posted by: Ladyl at September 16, 2019 09:45 PM (TdMsT)

397 Where are all the b( . )( . )bs you're talking about?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 09:45 PM (NWiLs)

398 Hadrian, don't get downhearted. I am older than you, and when I was let go at the beginning of April I landed a new position by the end of June. The jobs are out there.

Posted by: Darles Chickens at September 16, 2019 09:45 PM (F7Xdn)

399 Just returned from Iceland where, at a farmers' ball, a silly drunk teenager offered my friend and me his friend's junk.
Posted by: chique d'afrique in Iceland at September 16, 2019 09:43 PM (7Ckfj)


Is Kerrymuir in Iceland?

Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 16, 2019 09:45 PM (t+qrx)

400 386 Are they claiming that Ramirez dropped out of Yale and it is Kav's fault because he disempowered her?

Posted by: Emmie at September 16, 2019 09:42 PM (i/wJA)


He disempowered her by means of his mighty pud of power. It made her realize that her parents' above ground pool was a mark of shame she could never overcome.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Invites You to Listen to the Gripes of the People! at September 16, 2019 09:45 PM (zXlV/)

401 Are they claiming that Ramirez dropped out of Yale and it is Kav's fault because he disempowered her?
Posted by: Emmie at September 16, 2019 09:42 PM (i/wJA)


She had her chance at bat.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 16, 2019 09:45 PM (1g7ch)

402 I think most states would be red if there was an honest unbiased press and media. Hahaha! Damn, I crack myself up. Honest, unbiased press and media. Man that's a good one.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2019 09:45 PM (myjNJ)

403 Think Trump will mention Corn Pop?

Posted by: Josephistan at September 16, 2019 09:45 PM (Izzlo)

404 It would be one thing if your rank and file rabid Dems could see this outrageous farce for what it is but decided to cynically use it for political purposes. The scary thing is a lot of them believe this stuff.

Posted by: chique d'afrique NOT in Iceland at September 16, 2019 09:46 PM (7Ckfj)

405 Hey ace, sooper S-M-R-T David French has an epiphany:

https://twitter.com/DavidAFrench/status/ 1173588841116184576

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at September 16, 2019 09:46 PM (guYtK)

406 I get loud, cheery laughs out of Trump's rallies. The dude handles
princes, prime ministers, dictators, snakes and fakes, and these itty
bitty insects in the American left are trying to take him down.

Me too. Where's my favorite dictator? lol

Posted by: dartist at September 16, 2019 09:46 PM (K22Va)

407 Didn't New Mexico pass their version of the green new deal in the past few months. My understanding is lots of folks will be out of a job when that is enacted.

Does anyone know if that is correct?

Posted by: four seasons at September 16, 2019 09:46 PM (PisyI)

408 Trump takes NM in 2020.

Posted by: Ol' Town Drunk at September 16, 2019 09:47 PM (+gUIl)

409 404 It would be one thing if your rank and file rabid Dems could see this outrageous farce for what it is but decided to cynically use it for political purposes. The scary thing is a lot of them believe this stuff.

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I was thinking something similar.

we still have Bush...checkout machine...W with the plastic turkey and now trump with putin, without any reflection.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 16, 2019 09:47 PM (thQkh)

410

He could be trying to dislocate the Dems, make them think that places they thought secure (Wisconsin, Michigan in 2016) are not, and thus have them expend resources defending everywhere instead of attacking somewhere.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Invites You to Listen to the Gripes of the People! at September 16, 2019 09:48 PM (zXlV/)

411 Is Kerrymuir in Iceland?
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 16, 2019 09:45 PM (t+qrx)

Looked that up, LOL.

Posted by: chique d'afrique NOT in Iceland at September 16, 2019 09:48 PM (7Ckfj)

412
Heh. We'll be called the Hermit Nation.


Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 16, 2019 09:37 PM (HaL55)



And a Herman shall lead them

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 16, 2019 09:49 PM (NRvrq)

413 Hey ace, sooper S-M-R-T David French has an epiphany


His wife will be in a better mood if French sucks the bull's cock while she takes a smoke break?

Posted by: mikeyG at September 16, 2019 09:49 PM (1vWDB)

414 t secure (Wisconsin, Michigan in 2016) are not, and thus have them expend resources defending everywhere instead of attacking somewhere.
Posted by: Mikey NTH

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instead of losing Senate seats because Mitch spent all the money defending his own seat instead of going after Va's seat.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 16, 2019 09:50 PM (thQkh)

415 Hey ace, sooper S-M-R-T David French has an epiphany:

https://twitter.com/DavidAFrench/status/ 1173588841116184576
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at September 16, 2019 09:46 PM (guYtK)

Wow, he's a brilliant one, isn't he? Such unusual insight.

Posted by: chique d'afrique NOT in Iceland at September 16, 2019 09:51 PM (7Ckfj)

416 wow. genius comment by David French the African baby kidnapper!

For an antidote to French, twitter.com/PALE_Primate/status/1173433494225195009

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 16, 2019 09:51 PM (ykYG2)

417 Just returned from Iceland where, at a farmers' ball, a silly drunk teenager offered my friend and me his friend's junk. No actual junk visible. He just made an offering gesture towards his friend's crotchular area, as if to say, like what you see?

I guess the boy's friend, whose junk was offered, should never be allowed to hold any position of importance ever.
Posted by: chique d'afrique in Iceland at September 16, 2019 09:43 PM (7Ckfj)

Back in my college days, there was a stunt called "the one-eared elephant". The perpetrator would be induced to walk around a gathering with his junk hanging out the open zipper, and one pants pocket turned inside-out, simulating the elephant's ear. Copious amounts of alcohol were involved. Quite often a hazing ritual, or a simple dare. If Kav were involved in such an event, he'd be about as much a "victim" as the gal who was made to reach out and feel the elephant's trunk. It's not in any way a willful sexual assault.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2019 09:53 PM (jEgzt)

418 Wow, he's a brilliant one, isn't he? Such unusual insight.

Posted by: chique d'afrique NOT in Iceland at September 16, 2019 09:51 PM (7Ckfj)


Hey, good evening, there's an open bar grab a drink and join.

Posted by: Ol' Town Drunk at September 16, 2019 09:53 PM (+gUIl)

419 "I don't mind being embarrassed."

I truly love that man. No homo.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 16, 2019 09:54 PM (HaL55)

420 "erase American history"
"I will never, ever allow them"

"I will never, ever allow them to take away your Constitutional right to keep and bear arms."


Imagine GWB saying this.


You can't.

Posted by: mikeyG at September 16, 2019 09:55 PM (1vWDB)

421
instead of losing Senate seats because Mitch spent all the money defending his own seat instead of going after Va's seat.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 16, 2019 09:50 PM (thQkh)


Mitch stole all of the money? There was no money left for other people to run their own races? No one could fundraise and run their own races?

That Bastard!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Invites You to Listen to the Gripes of the People! at September 16, 2019 09:56 PM (zXlV/)

422 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2019 09:53 PM (jEgzt)

Exactly. If the story were true (which it is not), BK was in no way the aggressor.

These people have lost it.

Posted by: chique d'afrique NOT in Iceland at September 16, 2019 09:56 PM (7Ckfj)

423 Uh oh, here comes the Kav stuff.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 16, 2019 09:56 PM (HaL55)

424 i'm really enjoying trump's n.m. speech. i've only started listening to his entire speeches recently, so maybe it's me, but he seems to get better & better.

impressive.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 16, 2019 09:57 PM (Pg+x7)

425 I I looked up New Mexico's "green new deal"; not surprising, it's a virtue signaling fraud. They're going to shut down one old coal fired plant and buy surplus power from the Palo Verde Nuclear Plant in Arizona, so they can say it's "Carbon Free"". And if they run short because of bad planning, they'll just buy extra power from Texas, since Texas always has extra power to sell.

that's really about all their is to the "plan"; well plus a whole bunch of virtue signaling bullshit words that really don't mean anything at all.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2019 09:57 PM (V2Yro)

426 Back in my college days, there was a stunt called "the one-eared elephant". The perpetrator would be induced to walk around a gathering with his junk hanging out the open zipper, and one pants pocket turned inside-out, simulating the elephant's ear. Copious amounts of alcohol were involved. Quite often a hazing ritual, or a simple dare. If Kav were involved in such an event, he'd be about as much a "victim" as the gal who was made to reach out and feel the elephant's trunk. It's not in any way a willful sexual assault.

I saw a frat guy "walking" down the hall with his dick hanging out and telling all that he was "trolling for cocksuckers". Mucho alcohol was already in play.

Posted by: free tibet at September 16, 2019 09:57 PM (x/2Z8)

427 >>>Think about it: the average hand is about 4-5 inches across. If two
friends (at least two, the article just indicated plural friends) each
had one hand on it and then the co-ed had one hand on it, then that is
12-15 inches of penis as a bare minimum, assuming they were all standing
very close together and were holding it hand to hand.

So, we have a new WarCock

Posted by: Jean at September 16, 2019 09:57 PM (cAnuB)

428 He's calling for resignations at the NYT.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 16, 2019 09:57 PM (HaL55)

429 Hampsters are beginning to strike,

Posted by: jennifer anniston's perky nipples at September 16, 2019 09:57 PM (6OoFY)

430 Tom Servo: hey, they're going nuclear! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2019 09:58 PM (L2ZTs)

431
It hasn't worked. Sucks to be the left.
Posted by: Ladyl

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I've had them on for sport today. Such grasping, smug, desperate little minds, and they think they're going to bring him down with a mighty tumble. HAH.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2019 09:59 PM (3EPLG)

432 "no obstruction, no collusion , no nothing"

Posted by: mikeyG at September 16, 2019 09:59 PM (1vWDB)

433 Keep calling out the buttholes, President Trump!!!

Posted by: four seasons at September 16, 2019 10:00 PM (PisyI)

434 Does Ms Kavanaugh have a very contented look

Posted by: Jean at September 16, 2019 10:00 PM (cAnuB)

435 Wow, David French is starting to figure out things I figured out when I was 15 years old.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2019 10:00 PM (V2Yro)

436 I saw a frat guy "walking" down the hall with his dick hanging out and telling all that he was "trolling for cocksuckers". Mucho alcohol was already in play.
Posted by: free tibet at September 16, 2019 09:57 PM (x/2Z

Basically, nothing but a poor-taste joke that drunken frat boys find screamingly funny.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2019 10:01 PM (jEgzt)

437 ... part of it is that he's more effective and exudes good will more when he's touting his accomplishments than attacking his enemies, which i like ever so moreso.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 16, 2019 10:01 PM (Pg+x7)

438 The violin playing penis was hilarious in Hollywood Knights.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 16, 2019 10:01 PM (2DOZq)

439
He's calling for resignations at the NYT.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism

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This will have a CHILLING effect on the free press.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2019 10:01 PM (3EPLG)

440 Is the DoD the only government department that isn't awash in ammo?

Posted by: Miklos, seemingly incongruous at September 16, 2019 10:02 PM (QzkSJ)

441 This will have a CHILLING effect on the free press.


Where would you find one of those?

Posted by: mikeyG at September 16, 2019 10:02 PM (1vWDB)

442 ONT

Posted by: Miklos, quite incongruous at September 16, 2019 10:02 PM (QzkSJ)

443 This will have a CHILLING effect on the free press.


Yeah. Brrrrr, mofos. I hope they freeze in their offices this winter.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 16, 2019 10:03 PM (HaL55)

444 This will have a CHILLING effect on the free press.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2019 10:01 PM (3EPLG)

Well, if they find the chill too great, Hell is open 24/7

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2019 10:03 PM (jEgzt)

445 So the lesson here is, sometimes drunk 19 year olds do stupid drunk things; therefore based on no evidence whatsoever, Kavanaugh should be impeached. Makes sense.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2019 10:04 PM (V2Yro)

446 OMG

WASP joke...
Have ask grampa, "What's a WASP?"

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 16, 2019 10:04 PM (1g7ch)

447 The Bay of Pigs Award?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 16, 2019 10:06 PM (FNXDu)

448 Bottom line is a couple of hacks are making up shit to sell a book that will be read by nobody.

And they work for a newsletter owned by a Mexican billionaire (wonder where his money came from).

Posted by: Regular joe at September 16, 2019 10:16 PM (zMaZS)

449 Yes, resignation would be be the honorable thing; but, well, there you are.

Posted by: Regular joe at September 16, 2019 10:19 PM (zMaZS)

450 sockoff

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at September 16, 2019 10:26 PM (LWu6U)

451 I'm one of those "best if used by date" guys. Way past. I went through a massive lull in work a few years ago. I ended up completely rewriting my resume in a certain way that is fashionable these days.

My original style was pretty technical and was directed at hiring managers. Now it's happy, happy, joy, joy eyewash with hip kewords for the scanners and "Britineys" in HR. Over half the people I talk to initaly have no idea of what is involved with the terms involved.

I admit I was proud of my accomplishments but thay is not what gets you to the next level these days, plus you need to loose all but the lat 20 years of your career and drop all the dates on your degrees, etc.

I don't want to piss you off but the jobs are out here, even for mature folks. Employers seem desperate. The economy is very hot. It's embarrasing getting several calls a day from recuiters while I'm at work.

It's important to get your resume in front of actual hiring managers. They are dying for qualified people, hence the interest in folks who have "way too much experience".

There is a popular website that can help you find out who is behind the curtain at companies. A GOOD recruiter is nice to have too. Hard to find but maybe talk with your friends who got hired.

Don't give up! Things are happening for us >>29 folks.

Posted by: pawn at September 16, 2019 10:34 PM (PveK5)

452 this is a great post, revealing the corruption ... yeah, a coordinated smear campaign against SCOTUS, and against POTUS in other venues ... malice and aforethought ... dastardly and contrived ... lawsuits sure, but this is surely criminal at some level? idk

Posted by: illiniwek at September 16, 2019 10:36 PM (Cus5s)

453 A little Mongolian metal on a Monday evening

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4xZUr0BEfE

Posted by: Quilp at September 17, 2019 12:46 AM (Bf3hj)

454 Auburn? I keed.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 17, 2019 01:18 AM (MDdQR)

Women's March Cuts Ties With Three Founding Members Accused of Anti-Semitism

Credibly accused.


The Women’s March is cutting ties with three inaugural board members who have been dogged by accusations of anti-Semitism, infighting and financial mismanagement — controversies some say have slowed the organization’s progress and diminished its impact.

Co-Chairs Bob Bland, Tamika Mallory and Linda Sarsour stepped down from the board July 15, though the organization has been slow to announce their departures. The Women’s March website continued to host their photos and titles as co-chairs through this week, when the group announced the board turnover.

Reminder: Communist Bernie Sanders, who honeymooned in the Soviet Union, so much did he love that particular antisemitic tyranny, recently tapped Linda Sarsour to be a national spokesbigot.

Background on these antisemites here, by John Sexton.

Well, I'm sure now that they have these terrorist-sympathizers, racists, and antisemites out, it'll be smooth sailing for the Women's March from here on out.

Oh wait, breaking:

New Women’s March Board Member: US Military And ISIS Terrorists Are 'Comparably Evil'

A new board member for the left-wing activist group Women's March has repeatedly compared the U.S. and Israeli militaries to the terrorist groups ISIS and Al Qaeda.

...

She justified boycotting "Wonder Woman" in 2017 because lead actress Gail Gadot served in the Israeli Defense Forces (IDF), writing on Facebook and Twitter: "I similarly would not watch a movie where the lead actor or actress were proud of their participation in the US military, ISIS, or Al Qaeda."

"Don't guess, I’ll just tell you, I believe all of them are comparably evil," she added.

Um, no, you boycotted because she's a Jew.

By the way, this specimen is a high-ranking toad at CAIR. So, perfect.


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Posted by: DaveA at September 16, 2019 07:14 PM (FhXTo)

2 Corgis called

Posted by: Josephistan at September 16, 2019 07:21 PM (Izzlo)

3 this is the under boob post?

Posted by: IC at September 16, 2019 07:21 PM (a0IVu)

4 We should have CAIR declared a terrorist organization.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 16, 2019 07:22 PM (HaL55)

5 The only "Woman's March" I want to see is the roll call at the nearest strip club.

Holla for a Dolla........

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 16, 2019 07:22 PM (Z+IKu)

6 sweaty smelly undernood

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 16, 2019 07:23 PM (ykYG2)

7 Time, she is relative....

Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2019 07:23 PM (90T4r)

8 The Undernood is wher cell phones and cash is stashed.... on sweltering summer days... in convenience stores....

Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2019 07:26 PM (90T4r)

9 US military, ISIS, or Al Qaeda."

"Don't guess, I'll just tell you, I believe all of them are comparably evil," she added.

Everything I said about Omar in the last thread should be applied to this raving bitch also.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2019 07:26 PM (myjNJ)

10 I thought Jew hatred was a prerequisite for these types of groups.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 07:26 PM (NWiLs)

11 Hmmm, they weren't Anti-Semetic enough?

Posted by: socalcon at September 16, 2019 07:27 PM (Roy2Z)

12 Is this the Real Thread? Or just a fantasy??

Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2019 07:27 PM (90T4r)

13 recently tapped Linda Sarsour


Phrasing?

Posted by: Hands at September 16, 2019 07:27 PM (786Ro)

14 Top 20-ish!

Posted by: Norman Spiny at September 16, 2019 07:27 PM (mYyxr)

15 Real quality people in that organization.
Real quality.

Posted by: DR.WTF at September 16, 2019 07:28 PM (aS1PU)

16 Should be no problem to replace Sarsour with a Professional Muslim Activist woman that doesn't hate Jews, right? Maybe Ilhan Omar is available.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at September 16, 2019 07:28 PM (dYe5S)

17 recently tapped Linda Sarsour


Phrasing?
Posted by: Hands at September 16, 2019 07:27 PM (786Ro)

Tapped? Like over the head, with a baseball bat? That kinda tapped would be awesome.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2019 07:29 PM (myjNJ)

18 What's going on with the time of the post? It must be a Joo conspiracy. I knew they could control the weather, but the time?

Posted by: pep at September 16, 2019 07:29 PM (T6t7i)

19 By Anti-Semitic you mean Leftists I suspect.

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2019 07:29 PM (ZCEU2)

20 All these disparate radical factions that make up "the left" are bound only by their shared hatred of America. If not for that, many would be at each others' throats!

It just goes to show just how much the left reeeeealy hates us.

Posted by: weew at September 16, 2019 07:29 PM (GEgLe)

21 17 recently tapped Linda Sarsour


Phrasing?
Posted by: Hands at September 16, 2019 07:27 PM (786Ro)

Tapped? Like over the head, with a baseball bat? That kinda tapped would be awesome.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2019 07:29 PM (myjNJ)

You are en fuego today!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 07:30 PM (NWiLs)

22 Why does a women's group hire people from the most misogynist cult on earth?

Posted by: Jamaica Queens at September 16, 2019 07:30 PM (8loGC)

23 Kavanaugh just came down with a legal ruling.

LOLGF.

Posted by: pep at September 16, 2019 07:30 PM (T6t7i)

24 Is this the real post, or should we look for another??

Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2019 07:30 PM (90T4r)

25 24
Is this the real post,


Or just fantasy.

Posted by: pep at September 16, 2019 07:31 PM (T6t7i)

26 Sure, she hates Jews. But don't overlook another factor. Check out her picture. It's also the envy of an ugly woman for a beautiful one.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 16, 2019 07:31 PM (VaN/j)

27 Joos can't actually stop time, but they can make it hesitate, overcome with guilt and self-doubt.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 16, 2019 07:31 PM (hjaPQ)

28 Damn! That Billoo cznt is one ugly POS.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2019 07:31 PM (jEgzt)

29 Hey Insom!
I'm in a mood so vile it would have to improve to be classified as foul. And these rancid bitches are pissing me off.
Toothache makes mayhem cranky.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2019 07:32 PM (myjNJ)

30 Is this the real post, or should we look for another??
Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2019 07:30 PM (90T4r)


What do you see?

The vile mocked.

Islam criticized.

Madammayhem unchained.

Judge for yourself.

Posted by: DR.WTF at September 16, 2019 07:33 PM (aS1PU)

31 28
Damn! That Billoo cznt is one ugly POS.


Sometimes you go full burka.

Posted by: pep at September 16, 2019 07:33 PM (T6t7i)

32 Hi guys whatcha talking about?

Posted by: freaked at September 16, 2019 07:33 PM (Tnijr)

33 If I could just get my hands on the Joo weather machine!

Posted by: Linda Sarsewer at September 16, 2019 07:33 PM (EgshT)

34
Hamas Louse!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2019 07:33 PM (8dpRy)

35 Send all of these women to the ME.... preferably Yemen or Somalia...... see what happens to them.

Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2019 07:33 PM (90T4r)

36 Bulbous has a face only a two by four could love.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at September 16, 2019 07:33 PM (BRpqW)

37 29 Hey Insom!
I'm in a mood so vile it would have to improve to be classified as foul. And these rancid bitches are pissing me off.
Toothache makes mayhem cranky.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2019 07:32 PM (myjNJ)

Sorry about the toothache but you're tearing it up today. Love it!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 07:34 PM (NWiLs)

38 Nice.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2019 07:34 PM (bDqIh)

39 Toothache?? A little Oxy, washed down with bourbon...

Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2019 07:35 PM (90T4r)

40 That is the definition of ugly....good grief.

Posted by: Pliney at September 16, 2019 07:35 PM (nzKWW)

41 Sometimes you go full burka.
Posted by: pep at September 16, 2019 07:33 PM (T6t7i)

The only article of clothing that would improve her appearance is a bomb vest, one microsecond after the detonator fires.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2019 07:35 PM (jEgzt)

42 Not one of the new members in the link would I ever care to meet.

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2019 07:35 PM (ZCEU2)

43 I think if I were president, Iran would no longer have a functioning oil industry. Also, Tehran would be dark.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 16, 2019 07:35 PM (dNzKv)

44 Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2019 07:32 PM (myjNJ)

Crap, don't tell me I have to go back and read the entire thread to get the full impact of madamemayhem on a toothache fueled rant!
Oh well, it will be worth it, I am sure.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 16, 2019 07:36 PM (BiNEL)

45 Hopefully we will see the swing of the pendulum on women's rights as well.

"all men are created equal" and, no, some are not more equal than others.

Also, we do not need to change the "men" in that phrase to "people" or "men and women" or "all 57 genders" because the word "men" used in this sense covers all of humanity.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 16, 2019 07:36 PM (IDhUW)

46 Only in the West would they be allowed to carry on the way they are doing.

Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2019 07:36 PM (90T4r)

47 SO the Women's March is no longer a joint black panther/Palestinian org, it's CAIR for women?

Just perfect.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2019 07:37 PM (bDqIh)

48 32 Hi guys whatcha talking about?
Posted by: freaked at September 16, 2019 07:33 PM (Tnijr)

Well, pull up a chair and lemme splain
It all started with a toothache. ..
Then bitchy broads started bad mouthing my country AND the U.S. military.

Let's just say I have a bad attitude today.

But on the bright side, Insom and Berserker have suggested that I should run for president.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2019 07:37 PM (myjNJ)

49 Why don't you just Women's March your ass into the kitchen and fetch me a ham and cheese sandwich.

Not not with the fancy mustard, that's for company!

Posted by: Regular joe at September 16, 2019 07:38 PM (zMaZS)

50
Wahmyn's March participants, start knotting your 2021 edition poo-see hats now!

#orangemanbad's a-comin'!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2019 07:38 PM (8dpRy)

51 Read the link introducing the new members, quite a group.

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2019 07:38 PM (ZCEU2)

52 madamemayhem, kidding aside, have you made a dental appointment??

Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2019 07:38 PM (90T4r)

53 Co-Chairs Bob Bland...
--------

Really? 'Bob Bland'?

I'm guessing the guy has self esteem problems.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2019 07:39 PM (xSo9G)

54 46 Only in the West would they be allowed to carry on the way they are doing.
Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2019 07:36 PM (90T4r)

This is true and to not see that is to be ignorant and/or evil.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 16, 2019 07:39 PM (IDhUW)

55 CAIR for women. Because someone's got to protect you from those... you know.
tinyurl.com/y385qekp

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 16, 2019 07:39 PM (ykYG2)

56 I'm tired and bitchy. Here's my rant. Attended Mass at the University of Dayton last evening. It was in honor of Hispanic Heritage Month and partially in Spanish. 97% of the people attending Mass didn't look hispanic. WHY does this need to happen? Why do they get a special month? What incredibly fabulous contribution have they made to the US? Why isn't their an American Heritage Month? I do recognize that my great grandparents immigrated from Poland, however they celebrated that in their neighborhood, in their church or within their family. They became Americans and honored that on the 4th of July.
My husband asked why this bothered me so much. It was just something being honored. Others are honored as well. So I looked it up. What crap that we honor. Link goes to wikipedia.
https://tinyurl.com/y3r7q25v
Urghhhhh!!!

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 16, 2019 07:39 PM (N3JsI)

57 >>Should be no problem to replace Sarsour with a Professional Muslim Activist woman that doesn't hate Jews, right? Maybe Ilhan Omar is available.



Pretty sure Omar has worked with Biloo in the past - her name sounds familiar.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2019 07:39 PM (bDqIh)

58 The left is full of some truly ugly women. That's not hyperbole, these are some foul looking scrunts.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2019 07:39 PM (ZLI7S)

59 I had some antisemites in my attic, had to call Terminix.

Posted by: wth at September 16, 2019 07:39 PM (v0R5T)

60 I'd hit it.

With a semi

Posted by: Josephistan at September 16, 2019 07:39 PM (Izzlo)

61

Real Muslim bitches in real Muslim countries be keepin dere bitch moufs shut or de be getting it fuck started by muh fist...

Posted by: Imam Pendulous Richard at September 16, 2019 07:40 PM (UFLLM)

62 I'm guessing the guy has self esteem problems.

Unless his middle name is "Blue" and he can't sing.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 16, 2019 07:40 PM (HaL55)

63 I guess to some people this may be a surprise, I always took the "womens march" as nothing but a quivering mass of marxist agit-prop, so of course all of the usual WE HATE AMERIKA!!! suspects flocked to it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2019 07:40 PM (V2Yro)

64 I feel all puffy and bloated.

Posted by: Bob Bland at September 16, 2019 07:41 PM (EgshT)

65 "Let's just say I have a bad attitude today.

Oh I get those days too. Can't help with the attitude but Anbesol might help with the tooth.

Posted by: freaked at September 16, 2019 07:41 PM (Tnijr)

66 And I would totally vote for you.

Posted by: freaked at September 16, 2019 07:41 PM (Tnijr)

67 Shit, I've got a lousy attitude today to and can't even blame it on a tooth.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 07:41 PM (NWiLs)

68 My husband asked why this bothered me so much. It was just something being honored. Others are honored as well. So I looked it up. What crap that we honor."

I'm so old fashioned that I would say that a Mass is intended to honor God, not man.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2019 07:41 PM (V2Yro)

69 Clove oil a very good toothache remedy...

Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2019 07:42 PM (90T4r)

70 51 - every one sounds like their Orange Man Bad

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2019 07:42 PM (ZCEU2)

71 Not too anti-Semitic for Bernie.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 16, 2019 07:42 PM (jYnPD)

72 Kraken
I got the toothache FROM a dental appointment last week. The tooth is actually almost half filling at this point. Hot food or liquid makes me flinch. Cold food or liquid damn near makes me piss.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2019 07:43 PM (myjNJ)

73 And my moobs are so tender I could just scream.

Posted by: Bob Bland at September 16, 2019 07:43 PM (EgshT)

74 Seriously madame,

If I may be so bold. Get the to a dentist.

Tomorrow. Today you are angelic.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 16, 2019 07:43 PM (qojq3)

75 22 Why does a women's group hire people from the most misogynist cult on earth?

Posted by: Jamaica Queens at September 16, 2019 07:30 PM (8loGC)


It almost makes me wish we had the Muslims in charge of the USA, just to see Sarsour, Omar, Tlaib, AOC, Pelosi, Warren, Harris, Hillary, and all their liberal female pals get a full, hard dose of real Islam. The lead headline in the WaPo would often be: Stonings of women demanding equal rights with men are scheduled to be held on the National Mall tomorrow, sunrise to sunset.

Posted by: Gref at September 16, 2019 07:43 PM (AMIL/)

76 39 Toothache?? A little Oxy, washed down with bourbon...

Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2019 07:35 PM (90T4r)


That's what I'm taking for my chest tumor. Only it's a Sidecar instead of bourbon. Yum.

Posted by: rickl at September 16, 2019 07:43 PM (sdi6R)

77 Hellooooooooooooooo nurse!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 07:43 PM (NWiLs)

78 Never mind

Shoot the dentist.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 16, 2019 07:44 PM (qojq3)

79 I'm tired and bitchy. Here's my rant. Attended Mass at the University of Dayton last evening. It was in honor of Hispanic Heritage Month and partially in Spanish. 97% of the people attending Mass didn't look Hispanic...
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine

Reminds me of the Kwanzaa celebrations at the local school where there were exactly ZERO minority students.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 16, 2019 07:44 PM (FTlwv)

80 Let me make it perfectly clear: my name is Baloo, and I am a bear, and a handsome one at that. The nastiest turd I ever shit out was not as nasty as that Billoo scrunt.

Peace out.

Posted by: Baloo the Bear at September 16, 2019 07:44 PM (jEgzt)

81 Not being Jewish, guess I'll go to the Philippines to find a wife. Unlike women here, they like Americans.

Posted by: Ol' Town Crier at September 16, 2019 07:44 PM (+gUIl)

82 Shoot the dentist.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 16, 2019 07:44 PM (qojq3)

I miss something?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2019 07:44 PM (85Gof)

83 I guess to some people this may be a surprise, I always took the "womens march" as nothing but a quivering mass of marxist agit-prop, so of course all of the usual WE HATE AMERIKA!!! suspects flocked to it.
Posted by: Tom Servo

There was a womens march here in January. I was gobsmacked to read in the paper that my doc took his daughter to it.

Posted by: Infidel at September 16, 2019 07:44 PM (BLFnH)

84 Billoo was just making a rhetorical point.

She doesn't really think ISIS and al-Qaeda are evil.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at September 16, 2019 07:44 PM (iw59Q)

85 Hi Insom!

Faked you out on that one!!!!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 16, 2019 07:45 PM (qojq3)

86 I had some antisemites in my attic, had to call Terminix.
Posted by: wth
---------

I hope they put some of those little muzzie baits around outside. They flock to those things.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2019 07:45 PM (xSo9G)

87

Sarsour.


Spewing blind hate.


It's only a matter of time until......


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 16, 2019 07:45 PM (sy5kK)

88 Lovely women associated with this march ha?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2019 07:46 PM (85Gof)

89 Not being Jewish, guess I'll go to the Philippines to find a wife. Unlike women here, they like Americans.

Posted by: Ol' Town Crier at September 16, 2019 07:44 PM (+gUIl)
.........

You could go on 90 Day Fiance.

Posted by: wth at September 16, 2019 07:46 PM (v0R5T)

90 Ryan has found some of Billoo's tweets that indicate where she stands. Spoiler alert: Linda Sarsour 2.0. She's also a fan of Farrakhan - likes to listen to his sermons while she works out, apparently.

What a peach.

https://twitter.com/RealSaavedra

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2019 07:46 PM (bDqIh)

91 85 Hi Insom!

Faked you out on that one!!!!
Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 16, 2019 07:45 PM (qojq3)

*looks around nervously*
You're just trying to misdirect me.
*looks up in the rafters*

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 07:46 PM (NWiLs)

92 Tomorrow. Today you are angelic.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 16, 2019 07:43 PM (qojq3)

I'm not sure angels swear as much as I do. But thanks!

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2019 07:46 PM (myjNJ)

93 72 Kraken
I got the toothache FROM a dental appointment last week. The tooth is actually almost half filling at this point. Hot food or liquid makes me flinch. Cold food or liquid damn near makes me piss.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2019 07:43 PM (myjNJ)


You are a candidate for a root canal.
When the dentist drilled he penetrated the pulp,
they rarely survive that.

Posted by: Ol' Town Crier at September 16, 2019 07:46 PM (+gUIl)

94
I propose initiating the backlash with a program of bad smells.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 16, 2019 07:46 PM (1RlY2)

95 [i69 Clove oil a very good toothache remedy...
Posted by: kraken

Actually, no.

Clove at best acts as a mild surface-level anaesthetic. it generally never masks the pain of any deep-seated tooth problem.

But that's not the primary "issue" with clove oil as a
"remedy" for a toothache:

95% of toothaches are simply indications of a much deeper problem that needs dental work ASAP -- cavities, roots canals, abcesses, gingivitis, etc. etc. The worst thing you can is try to numb the pain and hope it goes away. The pain exists for a reason - -to warn you that dentistry is needed NOW.

Maybe in the Olden Dayes when there were no dentists people used clove oil as a (totally ineffectual) way to mask pain that will eventually kill them or cause massive mouth problems, but no longer.

Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2019 07:47 PM (Q3dyo)

96 Spewing blind hate > spewing blind date

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 07:47 PM (NWiLs)

97 "Comparably evil"

Stupidity is the inability to distinguish what is easily distinguishable. The modern presentation has mistaken this kind of stupidity for reflection.

Posted by: jmt at September 16, 2019 07:47 PM (I8vjj)

98 Celebrating minority holidays without the minorities proves your woke.

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2019 07:47 PM (ZCEU2)

99 yeah but ...

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 16, 2019 07:48 PM (thQkh)

100
I miss something?
Posted by: Nevergiveup
-----------

The mouthful of plaster, usually offered along with the blindfold.

;-)

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2019 07:48 PM (xSo9G)

101 Reminds me of the Kwanzaa celebrations at the local school where there were exactly ZERO minority students.


Even if minorities were present, there'd still be zero Kwanzaa celebrants.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2019 07:48 PM (9t0Zz)

102 Reminds me of the Kwanzaa celebrations at the local school where there were exactly ZERO minority students.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 16, 2019 07:44 PM (FTlwv)

Hahaha...yup. Years ago, when the made up holiday was a "thing", I sent Happy Kwanzaa! cards to all my friends and relatives.

They loved them.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 16, 2019 07:49 PM (Z+IKu)

103 I can't shoot my dentist. He thinks I'm awesome. And he doesn't get offended when I swear while in his office.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2019 07:49 PM (myjNJ)

104 72 Kraken
I got the toothache FROM a dental appointment last week. The tooth is actually almost half filling at this point. Hot food or liquid makes me flinch. Cold food or liquid damn near makes me piss.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2019 07:43 PM (myjNJ)


Hey!

It's Root Canal time!

A good dentist will make the procedure relatively easy, and that pain will be gone.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 16, 2019 07:49 PM (sy5kK)

105 I was really looking forward to the advancement of the species and awesome things like colonizing the solar system but we have chosen the path of death by stupid fucking retard. Oh well, good luck next evolved species.

Posted by: Zeno the Stoic at September 16, 2019 07:49 PM (cGlgB)

106 It almost makes me wish we had the Muslims in charge
of the USA, just to see Sarsour, Omar, Tlaib, AOC, Pelosi, Warren,
Harris, Hillary, and all their liberal female pals get a full, hard dose
of real Islam. The lead headline in the WaPo would often be: Stonings
of women demanding equal rights with men are scheduled to be held on the
National Mall tomorrow, sunrise to sunset.

Posted by: Gref at September 16, 2019 07:43 PM (AMIL/)


Well, we could have a pretend to be muslim day. Cultural enlightenment and shit.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 16, 2019 07:49 PM (9Om/r)

107 Spewing blind hate > spewing blind date
Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 07:47 PM (NWiLs)

I don't about that. The spewing blind date might be embarrassed, and if you clean her up, you might get lucky.

Posted by: Baloo the Bear at September 16, 2019 07:49 PM (jEgzt)

108 the possibility of getting laid just isn't worth it to hang out with (presumptive) femmes like this lot.
wish more men understood this.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 16, 2019 07:49 PM (ykYG2)

109 meet the new bigots, same as the old bigots

Posted by: bored383 at September 16, 2019 07:49 PM (zJ4nO)

110 I love Kwanzaa but I never get any presents.

Posted by: Talcum X at September 16, 2019 07:49 PM (EgshT)

111 Amazing how their principles are all straight from the Kremlin shop circa 1967.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Invites You to Listen to the Gripes of the People! at September 16, 2019 07:50 PM (zXlV/)

112 So bored on this flight that I actually paid for internet so youz guyz should start entertaining me! (Please)

Posted by: IrishEi on the phone at September 16, 2019 07:50 PM (hChYn)

113 As I mentioned in another thread... Mohamed Tawhidi says that Qatar is backing a House run for a "female Palestinian activist from Brooklyn." Can't figure it's anyone besides *shudders* Sarsour.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2019 07:50 PM (5aX2M)

114 A good dentist will make the procedure relatively easy, and that pain will be gone.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 16, 2019 07:49 PM (sy5kK)

First problem with that is the obvious: there are no good dentists

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2019 07:50 PM (85Gof)

115 >>>
Maybe in the Olden Dayes when there were no dentists people used clove oil as a (totally ineffectual) way to mask pain that will eventually kill them or cause massive mouth problems, but no longer.

Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2019 07:47 PM (Q3dyo)


You could drink a pint of Gin.

Posted by: Ol' Town Drunk at September 16, 2019 07:50 PM (+gUIl)

116


A diverse cast of 16 new board members that includes three Jewish women,
a transgender woman, a former legislator, two religious leaders and a
member of the Oglala tribe of the Lakota nation



What no blind Eskimo in a wheelchair. h8rs!!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 16, 2019 07:50 PM (rd5/U)

117 You could go on 90 Day Fiance.

Posted by: wth at September 16, 2019 07:46 PM (v0R5T)


Does that have the trial rental option?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 16, 2019 07:50 PM (BiNEL)

118 I can't shoot my dentist. He thinks I'm awesome. And he doesn't get offended when I swear while in his office.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2019 07:49 PM (myjNJ)
.......

Yeah but when you wake up, is your shirt untucked?

Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at September 16, 2019 07:51 PM (v0R5T)

119 Reminds me of the Kwanzaa celebrations at the local school where there were exactly ZERO minority students.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 16, 2019 07:44 PM (FTlwv)

Reminds me of all the black people I have befriended or been acquainted with over the years:

NOT A SINGLE ONE OF THEM CELEBRATED KWANZAA! NOT! A! ONE!

Most were Christian, a few not sure, a couple of Muslims even.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, With a Broken Brain at September 16, 2019 07:51 PM (xPJvm)

120
Just so we all know, Bob Bland is a woman. I know, I know! but really, it's a chick named "Bob."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2019 07:51 PM (3EPLG)

121 Microwaves are killing the species.

Posted by: Fritz at September 16, 2019 07:51 PM (kLDv+)

122 Not being Jewish, guess I'll go to the Philippines to find a wife. Unlike women here, they like Americans.

As the child of a GI who was stationed in the Philippines for four years, I should pass on some information.

More than a few guys had Filipino wives who cleaned out their bank accounts and flew back home as soon as their new hubby got stationed state-side.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2019 07:52 PM (9t0Zz)

123
Well, we could have a pretend to be muslim day. Cultural enlightenment and shit.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
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I ain't wiping my butt with my hand. Forget it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2019 07:52 PM (xSo9G)

124 110 I love Kwanzaa but I never get any presents.
Posted by: Talcum X


Apart from the SIV I gave you on your trip to Kinshasa

Posted by: a green monkey at September 16, 2019 07:52 PM (ykYG2)

125 Hey!

It's Root Canal time!

A good dentist will make the procedure relatively easy, and that pain will be gone.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 16, 2019 07:49 PM (sy5kK)


Nope. No root canal. Doc and I agree, if this tooth keeps causing trouble, it gets pulled.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2019 07:52 PM (myjNJ)

126 Just so we all know, Bob Bland is a woman. I know, I know! but really, it's a chick named "Bob."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2019 07:51 PM (3EPLG)



Does she have a brother named Sue?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 16, 2019 07:52 PM (rd5/U)

127 ." Can't figure it's anyone besides *shudders* Sarsour.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2019 07:50 PM (5aX2M)


Qatar has its Benjaminantic tentacles weaving all through America.

Posted by: Ol' Town Drunk at September 16, 2019 07:52 PM (+gUIl)

128

If you have a bad toothache, don't take any FedEx rides until you get it taken care of properly, or you will have to pull it yourself, and your only friend will be a volleyball.

Posted by: Tom Hanks at September 16, 2019 07:52 PM (sy5kK)

129
OH, and Ken Salazar (Obama's Sec of Interior) is endorsing Joe Biden right now. w00000t!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2019 07:53 PM (3EPLG)

130 Not past 200

*drums fingers*

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2019 07:53 PM (yQpMk)

131 Bitches be crazy.

Posted by: Archer at September 16, 2019 07:53 PM (0E35O)

132 Antonio Salazar > Ken Salazar

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 16, 2019 07:54 PM (ykYG2)

133 I got the toothache FROM a dental appointment last
week. The tooth is actually almost half filling at this point. Hot food
or liquid makes me flinch. Cold food or liquid damn near makes me piss.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2019 07:43 PM (myjNJ)





Hey!



It's Root Canal time!



A good dentist will make the procedure relatively easy, and that pain will be gone.





Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 16, 2019 07:49 PM (sy5kK)

Yup, went through that this year, in a tooth with no filling. Ended up with a root canal. They said a nerve can just die sometimes. It goes out with a bang, but then will subside after the nerve is dead, but thats when bad shit can happen. I ended up with a very small white colored filling, because of the high tech way they do root canals now.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 16, 2019 07:54 PM (9Om/r)

134 Yeah but when you wake up, is your shirt untucked?

When you wipe, do you find jelly in your crack?

Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2019 07:54 PM (9t0Zz)

135 Nope. No root canal. Doc and I agree, if this tooth keeps causing trouble, it gets pulled.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2019 07:52 PM (myjNJ)

Cut to the chase. Get it horked out now, and plan to have an implant installed in a few months after you gum and jawbone have healed. Saves you the cost of a root canal that may not last long, anyway.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2019 07:55 PM (jEgzt)

136 111 Amazing how their principles are all straight from the Kremlin shop circa 1967.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Invites You to Listen to the Gripes of the People! at September 16, 2019 07:50 PM (zXlV/)


Compare the American Communist Party's list of plans from 1960, and compare it to the Democrat party desires of 2019.

Nearly identical. Seriously.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 16, 2019 07:55 PM (sy5kK)

137 NOT A SINGLE ONE OF THEM CELEBRATED KWANZAA! NOT! A! ONE!



But I have corn!

Posted by: Kwanzaa Timmy at September 16, 2019 07:55 PM (yQpMk)

138 Nope. No root canal. Doc and I agree, if this tooth keeps causing trouble, it gets pulled.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2019 07:52 PM (myjNJ)

Well I do not know the particulars of that tooth or your circumstances, but that is usually not a good choice. Just saying. And i did stay at a holiday in last week

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2019 07:55 PM (85Gof)

139 120
Just so we all know, Bob Bland is a woman. I know, I know! but really, it's a chick named "Bob."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2019 07:51 PM (3EPLG)


I need a drink.

Posted by: Ol' Town Drunk at September 16, 2019 07:55 PM (+gUIl)

140 Bolton is talking with book agents apparently. "A lot to dish".

Only faggots use the word "dish" unironically.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 16, 2019 07:56 PM (ykYG2)

141 >>As I mentioned in another thread... Mohamed Tawhidi says that Qatar is backing a House run for a "female Palestinian activist from Brooklyn." Can't figure it's anyone besides *shudders* Sarsour.


Yep, he means Sarsour.
He said so a while back.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2019 07:56 PM (bDqIh)

142 One might naively think "How unfortunate!" for the Women's Movement that by chance they had founders who said some gaffes and sullied the whole movement.

Because, you see, it's not "unfortunate" or unexpected at all. The very nature of contemporary leftism is that IF someone has extreme enough views to found this or that movement or meme, that person is almost guaranteed to ALSO hold a vast litany of toxic viewpoints selected from the buffet of Toxic Marxist Philosophical Delights.

It's the evil mirror image of "intersectionality" -- in which all leftist beliefs "intersect" in a vast interconnected web of evil and metal illness and naivete.

If someone is in favor of, say, rent control, then you can bet your bottom dollar they also pro-abortion, hate the USA, are anti-Semites, secretly love eugenics and wouldn't mind if pedophilia is legalized. If someone else wants to ban fur, they almost certainly ALSO want to outlaw free speech, confiscate all guns, and put trannies in charge of nursery schools. etc. etc.

So -- someone founds the "Women's March?" Oh yeah, they hate Jews. No way to avoid it. Mirror-Intersectionality is like gravity - -you can't escape it.

Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2019 07:56 PM (Q3dyo)

143 Some good news from here in AZ (for a change).

AZ Supreme Court rules that a couple of Christian women who run a custom calligraphy company, and did not want to be forced to create wedding invitations for same-sex weddings, don't have to, and also that they can post a notice on their website saying that they will not create or sell such invitations.

This was a declaratory judgment action, meaning that the women's business was not targeted by gays (as Masterpiece Cake Shop and so many other Christian businesses have been). Instead, the women saw what had happened elsewhere, and they went to the courts pro-actively and said we'd like a declaration that the Phoenix ordinance (prohibiting any discrimination by public accommodations) does not require us to create custom invitations for same-sex or polygamous weddings, which we oppose on religious grounds. Of course, the City of Phoenix and a bunch of gay groups opposed the suit, and argued that the women just wanted to discriminate against gays in their business, but the AZ Supremes rejected those arguments.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 16, 2019 07:56 PM (k4dH2)

144 Corn Pop!!!

Posted by: Talcum X at September 16, 2019 07:56 PM (EgshT)

145 Trump rally tonight in NM? Is that correct?

Posted by: Hands at September 16, 2019 07:56 PM (786Ro)

146 I had some teeth extracted and implants put in at the same time. (not the crowns, just the metal parts)
This saves a later visit, AND you are already numbed up.
That was 7 years ago, they are still in. Strongest teeth in my whole head.

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at September 16, 2019 07:57 PM (w7KSn)

147 A diverse cast of 16 new board members that includes three Jewish women,
a transgender woman, a former legislator, two religious leaders and a
member of the Oglala tribe of the Lakota nation

On the fifth day of wokeness xhe/Xer gave to me....

Posted by: Josephistan at September 16, 2019 07:57 PM (Izzlo)

148 And i did stay at a holiday in last week

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2019 07:55 PM (85Gof)


Even so, when NGU gives dental advice, I listen very carefully!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 16, 2019 07:57 PM (BiNEL)

149 If you have a bad toothache, don't take any FedEx rides until you get it taken care of properly, or you will have to pull it yourself, and your only friend will be a volleyball.

Posted by: Tom Hanks



Wanna feel bad?

That movie is 20 years old.

Posted by: eleven at September 16, 2019 07:57 PM (tH5fk)

150 In Russia, Zeks will perform root canal. Is good.

Posted by: Hands at September 16, 2019 07:58 PM (786Ro)

151 147 A diverse cast of 16 new board members that includes three Jewish women,
a transgender woman, a former legislator, two religious leaders and a
member of the Oglala tribe of the Lakota nation

On the fifth day of wokeness xhe/Xer gave to me....
Posted by: Josephistan at September 16, 2019 07:57 PM (Izzlo)

Five co-ock riiiiings!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 07:58 PM (NWiLs)

152 Just so we all know, Bob Bland is a woman. I know, I know! but really, it's a chick named "Bob."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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Well, I had already stumbled, as I was thinking of the jazz guy, Bobby Bland. Seemed rather unlikely...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2019 07:58 PM (CDGwz)

153 ALIENSTOCK 2019!!!!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 16, 2019 07:58 PM (qojq3)

154 In Soviet Russia, corn pop YOU.

Posted by: eleven at September 16, 2019 07:59 PM (tH5fk)

155 Pulling it only, will result in a hole in your mouth and a shrinking jaw bone.

It's root canal or implant time.

Posted by: Ol' Town Drunk at September 16, 2019 07:59 PM (+gUIl)

156
Let me make it perfectly clear: my name is Baloo, and I am a bear, and a handsome one at that. The nastiest turd I ever shit out was not as nasty as that Billoo scrunt.

Peace out.
Posted by: Baloo the Bear


I like your cartoons.

http://baloocartoons.com

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2019 07:59 PM (aKsyK)

157 Five co-ock riiiiings!

Four bu-utt plugs!

Posted by: Shemp! at September 16, 2019 08:00 PM (EgshT)

158 OH, and Ken Salazar (Obama's Sec of Interior) is endorsing Joe Biden right now. w00000t!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2019 07:53 PM (3EPLG)



Bloomberg "news" reported that the "Working Families Party" endorsed Squaw Liz. Commies supporting commies

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 16, 2019 08:00 PM (rd5/U)

159 Trump rally tonight in NM? Is that correct?
Posted by: Hands at September 16, 2019 07:56 PM
**************
YES.
9 EDT

Posted by: redridinghood at September 16, 2019 08:00 PM (wiXsO)

160 In Russia, Zeks will perform root canal. Is good.
Posted by: Hands at September 16, 2019 07:58 PM (786Ro)

In Russia, they use Zerks as implant studs. They don't support crowns very well, but your jawbone joints will never squeak.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2019 08:00 PM (jEgzt)

161 Trump rally tonight in NM? Is that correct?
Posted by: Hands at September 16, 2019 07:56 PM (786Ro)

Yes. Not sure what time, though. I just recall getting an invite from the DJT campaign. Can't recall how I got on their e-mail list.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, With a Broken Brain at September 16, 2019 08:00 PM (xPJvm)

162 Even so, when NGU gives dental advice, I listen very carefully!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
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Gee, I don't know. I'm pretty sure he endorsed Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs cereal. I've been slightly suspicious ever since. And, well, Navy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2019 08:01 PM (CDGwz)

163 Yes. Not sure what time, though. I just recall getting an invite from the DJT campaign. Can't recall how I got on their e-mail list.
Posted by: Pug Mahon,



Big Orange Man is watching you.

Posted by: eleven at September 16, 2019 08:01 PM (tH5fk)

164 Hey NGU

It's the very back tooth on top, left. I had its partner on the bottom pulled a few yrs ago because it was broken. Yeh, I broke a tooth into 3 pieces while eating an oreo. Top one is now over half filling and more trouble than its worth. Doc is awesome and agrees that it isn't worth the time or money investment to do anything else with it. And this guy HATES pulling teeth . He will try to save any of them.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2019 08:01 PM (myjNJ)

165 I just recall getting an invite from the DJT campaign. Can't recall how I got on their e-mail list.
Posted by: Pug Mahon


In Russian America, Trump list invite YOU.

Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2019 08:02 PM (Q3dyo)

166 135
Cut to the chase. Get it horked out now, and plan to have an implant installed in a few months after you gum and jawbone have healed. Saves you the cost of a root canal that may not last long, anyway.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2019 07:55 PM (jEgzt)


That's what happened to me several years ago. I broke a molar, got a root canal, got a crown, the root cracked and got infected, then I had the whole thing extracted and eventually got a bridge. It would have been cheaper and less trouble to go straight for the extraction.

Posted by: rickl at September 16, 2019 08:02 PM (sdi6R)

167 161 Trump rally tonight in NM? Is that correct?
Posted by: Hands at September 16, 2019 07:56 PM (786Ro)

Yes. Not sure what time, though. I just recall getting an invite from the DJT campaign. Can't recall how I got on their e-mail list.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, With a Broken Brain at September 16, 2019 08:00 PM (xPJvm)

Anyone know if it will be streamed anywhere?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 16, 2019 08:02 PM (IDhUW)

168 Gee, I don't know. I'm pretty sure he endorsed Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs cereal. I've been slightly suspicious ever since. And, well, Navy.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2019 08:01 PM (CDGwz)

Soos yes mean it is wrong to hand out tootsie rolls with each appointment?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2019 08:02 PM (85Gof)

169
They were called Sugar Pops when ol' Joe claimed what happened, happened.

And back then, the cars didn't have airbags, or even a three-point seat belt. They only had lap belts, that would snap your spine when in a head-on collision.


Just retire and end it, Joe. You are an embarrassment to your name, your race, and your sex. And everyone else that doesn't fit under one or more of those categories.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 16, 2019 08:03 PM (sy5kK)

170 Gee, I don't know. I'm pretty sure he endorsed Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs cereal. I've been slightly suspicious ever since. And, well, Navy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2019 08:01 PM (CDGwz)


Dayum, you've dashed my faith in depending on advice from the horde comments!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 16, 2019 08:03 PM (BiNEL)

171 Top 175!

Posted by: Weasel at September 16, 2019 08:03 PM (MVjcR)

172 Now that RSBN has been thrown off youTubercle how is one with no cable to watch President Trump tonight in NM???

Posted by: Ol' Town Drunk at September 16, 2019 08:03 PM (+gUIl)

173 Panorama was by far the best album released by The Cars.

Also, Benjamin Orr was clearly a superior singer as compared to Ric Ocasek. (Both RIP).

Not a NeverTrump cuck, but I do love a good argument.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 16, 2019 08:04 PM (BF9rg)

174 164 Hey NGU

It's the very back tooth on top, left. I had its partner on the bottom pulled a few yrs ago because it was broken. Yeh, I broke a tooth into 3 pieces while eating an oreo.


I tell everyone to stay away from Oreos!

Posted by: Louis Farrakann at September 16, 2019 08:04 PM (sy5kK)

175 It's the very back tooth on top, left. I had its partner on the bottom pulled a few yrs ago because it was broken. Yeh, I broke a tooth into 3 pieces while eating an oreo. Top one is now over half filling and more trouble than its worth. Doc is awesome and agrees that it isn't worth the time or money investment to do anything else with it. And this guy HATES pulling teeth . He will try to save any of them.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2019 08:01 PM (myjNJ)

OK much more info. Yes if the teeth in front of it are ok, then yes I understand and probably a wise decision

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2019 08:04 PM (85Gof)

176 Hey there, Adorable Deplorable!1!! Get two or three pulled, you could be starring in our newest 60 second spot.

Posted by: Public Broadcasting Service at September 16, 2019 08:04 PM (Jj+59)

177 Soos yes mean it is wrong to hand out tootsie rolls with each appointment?
Posted by: Nevergiveup
-----------

I think it is an excellent business plan.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2019 08:04 PM (xSo9G)

178 It's the very back tooth on top, left. I had its partner on the bottom pulled a few yrs ago because it was broken. Yeh, I broke a tooth into 3 pieces while eating an oreo. Top one is now over half filling and more trouble than its worth. Doc is awesome and agrees that it isn't worth the time or money investment to do anything else with it. And this guy HATES pulling teeth . He will try to save any of them.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2019 08:01 PM (myjNJ)

You may as well have it pulled. Poor loner tooth hates being a wallflower when they hold a square dance in your mouth.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2019 08:05 PM (jEgzt)

179 Credibility ain't what it used to be.

Posted by: klaftern at September 16, 2019 08:05 PM (RuIsu)

180 Also, Benjamin Orr was clearly a superior singer as compared to Ric Ocasek. (Both RIP).

He was a helluva defenseman too

Posted by: Josephistan at September 16, 2019 08:05 PM (Izzlo)

181 170 Gee, I don't know. I'm pretty sure he endorsed Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs cereal. I've been slightly suspicious ever since. And, well, Navy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2019 08:01 PM (CDGwz)

Dayum, you've dashed my faith in depending on advice from the horde comments!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 16, 2019 08:03 PM (BiNEL)

That's a shame! The medical and dating advice found here are the best, can't go wrong!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 16, 2019 08:05 PM (IDhUW)

182 If clove oil keeps you out of my ER at 2am, use all you want.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 16, 2019 08:05 PM (dNzKv)

183 Some women did some things.

Posted by: Hermann Goering at September 16, 2019 08:06 PM (EZebt)

184 Doesn't anybody care about my teefs???

Posted by: Headless Uncle Joe Biden at September 16, 2019 08:06 PM (EgshT)

185 If clove oil keeps you out of my ER at 2am, use all you want.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 16, 2019 08:05 PM (dNzKv)

Lol. Now that is cutting right to the chase.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2019 08:06 PM (85Gof)

186 I find it interesting that, back in the day, Sen. McCarthy and his staff had to work very hard to root out communists, spies and treasonous sympathizers within the Federal government.

Today, in national orgs and in the Federal govt, they self identify.

Good - makes our work so much easier.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2019 08:06 PM (Y4EXg)

187 Ace Nood, or is it

Nood Ace?

In short, Corgis!!!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 16, 2019 08:07 PM (BiNEL)

188 Wish I could stay up for the rally as they are a whoot, but have to leave earlier tomorrow.
Hope there is a rally thread to read in the morning.

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2019 08:07 PM (ZCEU2)

189 We're calling it 'Summer Teeth'. Summer here and summer there.

Posted by: Public Broadcasting Service at September 16, 2019 08:07 PM (Jj+59)

190
OK much more info. Yes if the teeth in front of it are ok, then yes I understand and probably a wise decision
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2019 08:04 PM (85Gof

Doc thinks it's a wisdom tooth. Other teeth are fine.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2019 08:07 PM (myjNJ)

191
Dayum, you've dashed my faith in depending on advice from the horde comments!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
--

*?*

And just as I was thinking about asking for DIY hernia repair advice. You think this is unwise?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2019 08:08 PM (xSo9G)

192 $10 and all I get is root canal.

Posted by: IrishEi on the phone at September 16, 2019 08:09 PM (hChYn)

193 I never really got into the Cars but their songs were a background to my childhood in the early 1980s. Many of their songs featured on the radio.

I've been going through their catalogue on YouTube. I'm experiencing a lot of "oh THAT song! i didn't know the Cars did that one".

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 16, 2019 08:09 PM (ykYG2)

194 NGU, nothing infuriates me more than the following exchange:

Your tooth hurts? Did you call your dentist?

Yeah, he said he can't see me today, and I should go to the ER.


What do you expect me to do about it?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 16, 2019 08:09 PM (dNzKv)

195 Now that RSBN has been thrown off youTubercle how is one with no cable to watch President Trump tonight in NM???
Posted by: Ol' Town Drunk at September 16, 2019 08:03 PM
***************
Supposedly, RSBN is going to be broadcasting from Diamond and Silk's YT channel.






Posted by: redridinghood at September 16, 2019 08:09 PM (wiXsO)

196 WAIT
wait, read yesterday they had been deplatformed BUT just checked and RSBN is up and it appears they will be broadcasting the rally. On the Tubercle.

Posted by: Ol' Town Drunk at September 16, 2019 08:09 PM (+gUIl)

197
I don't doubt Sarsour can win in Brooklyn, so long as the money's right. I just hope she's being groomed for 2022, so we don't have her in Congress on the 20th anniversary of the 9/11 attack. That would make me puke.

And, BTW: it was embarrassing enough to have the Soviet Russians planting officials and politicians at high places in our government.

Arab Moslems doing it is an abject fuckin humiliation.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2019 08:10 PM (5aX2M)

198 Rally @ 9PM EDT.


For feed, do a search on duckduck, or I think C-span has them, or search on the evil UToob - I recall finding several feeds in the past, which was handy because some can have technical problems, and you can switch to a clean one if needed.



Posted by: rhomboid at September 16, 2019 08:10 PM (QDnY+)

199
OT, that old purse Samantha Power has published a book and she's all over the MSM recalling her glory days in the temple of Obama's White House.

GOD, I wish someone would pick her up for FISA abuse.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2019 08:10 PM (3EPLG)

200 172
Now that RSBN has been thrown off youTubercle how is one with no cable to watch President Trump tonight in NM???

They were streaming live from NM here an hour or so ago and were thanking the stream for supporting them. I'm hoping they'll be back when it gets closer to Trump time. Watch the chat for updates.

http://tinyurl.com/y5ygzjka


Posted by: dartist at September 16, 2019 08:11 PM (K22Va)

201 Toothache? Slap hot iron to it!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 08:11 PM (NWiLs)

202 I am ashamed I did not pose the obvious solution earlier.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 08:11 PM (NWiLs)

203 Posted by: rhomboid at September 16, 2019 08:10 PM (QDnY+)

would Hooktube work?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 16, 2019 08:12 PM (BiNEL)

204 I am ashamed I did not pose the obvious solution earlier.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 08:11 PM (NWiLs)


Dude, you're losing your edge!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 16, 2019 08:13 PM (BiNEL)

205 What do you expect me to do about it?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 16, 2019 08:09 PM (dNzKv)

Lol. Exactly. Give the patient the name of another dentist..emergencies are the best business

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2019 08:13 PM (85Gof)

206 I just lost a friend -- over an Uber ride!

Here's what happened:

Me and friend were in SF for an event and we need to get to another part of town fairly quickly -- somewhere not near a BART station or Muni line.

So I said, "Heck, let's just take an Uber!"

But, unexpectedly, she said, "No -- no Uber."

I said "Why not?"

She said "I refuse to give them my money, It's a matter of principle!"

I said, "What's wrong with Uber?"

She said, "They don't pay their drivers enough! Workers' rights!"

I said, "So, you think the drivers should get paid for for each ride?"

She said, "Yes!"

So I said, "Then why don't you simply pay them more for each ride you take. Problem solved."

She said, "But I don't set the fares - -the company does. I CAN'T pay them more."

Me: "Yes you can."

Her: "How?"

Me, pointing to the app on my phone: "You can add a tip of however much you want to each ride you take. Think the drivers are underpaid? Tip them generously! Plus, the money goes all straight to them, not to the company."

She grit her teeth and glared at me.

Her: "I think I should just get going home now anyway. " And she walked off.

Have not heard back from her since.

And I doubt I ever will again.

Man, lefties simply cannot STAND when you point out their hypocrisy.

The never want to solve a problem individually themselves -- the goal is always to force EVERYONE ELSE to solve what you define as a problem.

Anyway, good riddance.

Politics ruins everything.

Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2019 08:13 PM (Q3dyo)

207 madam, you sound like a candidate for a night guard.
They can be purchased at Wally's for about $18.

Posted by: Ol' Town Drunk at September 16, 2019 08:14 PM (+gUIl)

208 et paid for for
=
et paid MORE for

Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2019 08:14 PM (Q3dyo)

209 Here's the link to the rally Diamond and Silk RSBN


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pgLFwejiOb4

Posted by: redridinghood at September 16, 2019 08:16 PM (wiXsO)

210 Man, lefties simply cannot STAND when you point out their hypocrisy.

The never want to solve a problem individually themselves -- the goal is always to force EVERYONE ELSE to solve what you define as a problem.

Anyway, good riddance.

Politics ruins everything.
Posted by: zombie
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Yes, multimillionaires calling for higher taxes, while never voluntarily kicking in so much as an extra dime.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2019 08:16 PM (CDGwz)

211 206 willowed, so reposted in NOOD thread.

Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2019 08:16 PM (Q3dyo)

212 Yes, multimillionaires calling for higher taxes, while never voluntarily kicking in so much as an extra dime.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2019 08:16 PM (CDGwz)


continued at 34 on NOOD.

Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2019 08:18 PM (Q3dyo)

213 Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2019 08:13 PM (Q3dyo

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What a bitch.

I feel they aren't paid enough, too, when you take into account the amount of bullshit they have to deal with.

Unless they really, really suck I tip an Uber driver generously and give them a good rating even if they're not great... I just figure it for an off-day, because Uber shitcans bad drivers in a hurry.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2019 08:21 PM (5aX2M)

214 /Prussian Police President sock off

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2019 08:27 PM (EZebt)

215

Youtube this morning has de-platformed RightSideBroadcastNetwork from showing live President Trump rallies .

Youtube says it is because of inadvertent copyright infringement. Guessing it is the 1 or 2 seconds of the Rolling Stone "Can't Always Get What You Want", but they have ignored RSBN emails trying to get clarification.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyEoN2475qY

I found this link that seems to have it.

YouTube, and their owners, Google, are traitors to America and the US Constitution, and we all know what will eventually happen to them, if they haven't successfully turned America into their Communist Utopia.

I for one will celebrate when they meet their just reward.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 16, 2019 08:39 PM (sy5kK)

216 "Reminder: Communist Bernie Sanders, who honeymooned in the Soviet Union, so much did he love that particular antisemitic tyranny"

Uhrmm... The Soviet Union was anti-religion entirely.

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at September 16, 2019 09:37 PM (w+Ped)

Ilhan Omar: When You Think About It, Didn't America Terrorize Muslims After 9/11?



Update: Gangs of Ilhan Omar's constituents are prowling the city looking for Americans to be oppressed by.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:06 PM




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Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 16, 2019 06:07 PM (BqBId)

2 Firstest

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2019 06:07 PM (ZCEU2)

3 muzzies gotta muzzie.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 16, 2019 06:08 PM (Zv1X1)

4 If I could spell faster, but fine I go get em

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2019 06:08 PM (ZCEU2)

5

Omar and Beto. Faces of the Democrats.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2019 06:08 PM (aKsyK)

6 I really loathe this woman

Posted by: Josephistan at September 16, 2019 06:09 PM (Izzlo)

7 Yes we beat her, mocked her, made her marry her brother, and sent her incompetent a** to Congress...
any of those are torture I'd wager.

Posted by: sven at September 16, 2019 06:09 PM (xbWHd)

8 Fucking wog.

Posted by: Archer at September 16, 2019 06:09 PM (gmo/4)

9 Somehow, this is probably -really- the story of one Barack Hussein Obama.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at September 16, 2019 06:09 PM (xptlg)

10 SVEN!!!

Posted by: lin-duh at September 16, 2019 06:09 PM (UUBmN)

11 Send Her Back!

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2019 06:10 PM (yBOIx)

12 I really loathe this woman
Posted by: Josephistan at September 16, 2019 06:09 PM (Izzlo)


I don't have anything to add to this.

Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 16, 2019 06:10 PM (t+qrx)

13 I can't wait for this bitch to be gone.

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2019 06:10 PM (ZCEU2)

14 Ilhan at least has her family behind her.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo, free Farmer! at September 16, 2019 06:10 PM (ykYG2)

15 Always the victim, never a victor.

Go F your brother.

Posted by: Czech Chick at September 16, 2019 06:10 PM (AY3OR)

16 5, 4, 3, 2, 1: The Conservative Case for Apologizing to Muslims because of 9/11.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at September 16, 2019 06:10 PM (iw59Q)

17 Ok. Minnesota, what say you? You sent her.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 16, 2019 06:10 PM (NVYyb)

18 Islam is all about being a victim when you're not chopping off people's heads and appendages and stoning your neighbors and honor killing your sisters and de-clitting your daughters and tossing queers off buildings.

Posted by: kathysaysso at September 16, 2019 06:10 PM (vkS2Z)

19 SVEN! really you?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 16, 2019 06:11 PM (Zv1X1)

20 Well she is a victim. Of Islam. Ask her little man in the boat.

Posted by: NCKate at September 16, 2019 06:11 PM (lknvV)

21 I really wish bad things for this person.

Posted by: Leonero at September 16, 2019 06:11 PM (zSLqp)

22 Minnesota needs to change it's nickname from the Land of 10,000 Lakes to the Land of 10,000 Idiots.

Who voted for a lady who wears a diaper on her head.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 16, 2019 06:11 PM (Z+IKu)

23 Ilhan at least has her family behind her."

Is she bent over?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 16, 2019 06:11 PM (6qErC)

24 I'm never gonna do it without the fez on.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2019 06:11 PM (ZLI7S)

25 Keep fucking that chicken , right up til November 2020

Posted by: Pliney at September 16, 2019 06:11 PM (nzKWW)

26 19 years later and we're still waiting for the backlash

Posted by: Josephistan at September 16, 2019 06:11 PM (Izzlo)

27 Elizabeth Harrington
@LizRNC
Unbelievable


Sigh. It's completely believable that Ilhan would say that. It's what she does.

Posted by: Hands at September 16, 2019 06:11 PM (786Ro)

28 yeah, backlash and all that bullshit. I loath her.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 16, 2019 06:11 PM (Zv1X1)

29 Islam is all about being a victim when you're not
chopping off people's heads and appendages and stoning your neighbors
and honor killing your sisters and de-clitting your daughters and
tossing queers off buildings.

Posted by: kathysaysso at September 16, 2019 06:10 PM (vkS2Z)

That really sizes it up.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 16, 2019 06:12 PM (9Om/r)

30 (Democrats refuse to censure this bitch.

Posted by: Hepcat at September 16, 2019 06:12 PM (5b+Sr)

31 After 9/11 We have slowly but surely are getting filled with Islam just as their plan was.

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2019 06:12 PM (ZCEU2)

32
Oh, the old "Backlash Against Muslims" nonsense, Part MCMLll.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2019 06:12 PM (7rVsF)

33 Ok, I gotta go hit something. Later.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 16, 2019 06:12 PM (Zv1X1)

34 This is how they talk right up until the scimitar is at your throat.

Posted by: navybrat, at large at September 16, 2019 06:13 PM (w7KSn)

35 Ok. Minnesota, what say you? You sent her.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever

*Honk honk*

Posted by: Sen Smalley at September 16, 2019 06:13 PM (CW16p)

36 Islam means "some people did something"

Posted by: dubya at September 16, 2019 06:13 PM (786Ro)

37 Massive Head-wound Ilhan needs to go the f*ck away.

I am in a shitty mood today, and this does not f*cking help.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, With a Broken Brain at September 16, 2019 06:13 PM (xPJvm)

38 At least Omar had the gentle caress of her brusband to console her in those trying times.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2019 06:13 PM (9t0Zz)

39 If you would have asked me 10 years ago which city would inflict someone like this on us, I would not have guessed Minneapolis.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 16, 2019 06:13 PM (dNzKv)

40 If we terrorize muslims, why the hell are they all moving here and leaving their tolerant muslim homelands?

Dumb as the husband she married.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 16, 2019 06:13 PM (gAXBD)

41 I remember the Mosque Jihad (real name) here bein' burned to the ground, with all the Muslims inside.


True story. My word as a D'oh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 16, 2019 06:14 PM (ptqGC)

42 No. And please to be with the returning to your country of origin as rapidly as possible. And take the rest of your America-hating "squad" with you post-haste, and your brother, preferably sooner. Today would be good.

You do not belong in my country and frankly I wish we could keep people like you out of her. You act like a rude tourist. Go away.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 16, 2019 06:14 PM (HaL55)

43 Ok, I gotta go hit something. Later.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 16, 2019 06:12 PM (Zv1X1)

Me too. Got me a date with my heavy bag.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, With a Broken Brain at September 16, 2019 06:14 PM (xPJvm)

44 This blows my mind.

This does too: Indian PM Modi is holding a political rally this weekend in Houston. 50,000 people are expected to attend.

Trump scored an invite.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 16, 2019 06:14 PM (NVYyb)

45 SMH for the FNM that have made this beeyotch a congress critter. And lets not forget Bush embracing Muzzie immigration to show "we are only at war with the jihadi terrorists"

Thanks Dubya, really appreciate you flooding the country with terrorist loving, lying cheating scum like Omar.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at September 16, 2019 06:14 PM (eASYU)

46 yes, well, so what? In what Islamic nation are infidels tolerated?

OT: saturday night live fires new comic for being offensive. weird, I thought their whole thing was being offensive.

OTII: My local radio station mention that the walls are closing in on trump as Manhattan District Attorney is trying to get trumpffss' tax returns because he was blackmailed by stormy and we all know that's bad to do.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 16, 2019 06:15 PM (thQkh)

47 According to the powerline guys this is exactly what she does... so anyone paying attention would not describe it as unbelievable

Posted by: Inogame at September 16, 2019 06:15 PM (3C6OJ)

48 also, fuck Ilhan.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 16, 2019 06:15 PM (thQkh)

49 Keep talking, Silky.

Your Squad is the best thing to happen to the Republican Party since secession.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 16, 2019 06:15 PM (gAXBD)

50 Ilhan Omar: When You Think About It, Didn't America Terrorize Muslims After 9/11?

Forcing you from your homelands by giving you visas to America? Sorry about that. No, really- I am sorry that that happened.

Posted by: t-bird at September 16, 2019 06:15 PM (n6bs1)

51 At least Omar had the gentle caress of her brusband to console her in those trying times.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2019 06:13 PM (9t0Zz)



Brusband.

Classic.

Posted by: LASue at September 16, 2019 06:15 PM (Ed8Zd)

52 Ilhan Omar: When You Think About It, Didn't America Terrorize Muslims After 9/11?



No, you dumb cvnt. No we didn't.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2019 06:16 PM (AKYZm)

53 This is how they talk right up until the scimitar is at your throat.
Posted by: navybrat, at large at September 16, 2019 06:13 PM (w7KSn)

That is very bigoted of you. You should be willing to allow them to put a scimitar to your throat. It is their culture.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 16, 2019 06:16 PM (dNzKv)

54 >>also, fuck Ilhan.

That seems to be a thing.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2019 06:16 PM (ZLI7S)

55 Meh, having a country means having a people who are tough enough to keep it. If that means hurting the feeling of people who step fresh off the boat with the intention of invading it while sitting around in Starbucks drinking coffee that's paid for with UN refugee relocation funds...well, fuck em.

Trump should go FDR on this shit and send them all back.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 16, 2019 06:16 PM (thQkh)

56 Speaking of crazy bitches . . .

Stormy Daniels says she'll run against Michael Avenatti just so she can run smear videos

-
Eh, lie down with dogs . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 16, 2019 06:16 PM (+y/Ru)

57 I've been trying to finish off Cobb's book on the Crusades. The Muslims thought us "Franks" to be very backward, for one thing that we don't practice polygamy.

Yeah: we don't. Because we know that wherever Europeans have practiced polygamy, from the Muenster Anabaptists to the early Mormons, it ends up in incest and a curse on the next generation; and excess frustrated males for this generation.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo, free Farmer! at September 16, 2019 06:16 PM (ykYG2)

58 When You Think About It, Didn't America Terrorize Muslims After 9/11?

* looks down with index finger and thumb holding chin*
NO!

Posted by: DR.WTF at September 16, 2019 06:17 PM (aS1PU)

59 OTII: My local radio station mention that the walls are closing in on trump as Manhattan District Attorney is trying to get trumpffss' tax returns because he was blackmailed by stormy and we all know that's bad to do.
Posted by: mushroom maniac


LOL. Paying blackmail isn't illegal.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2019 06:17 PM (AKYZm)

60 And, yet, her consultant said "I'm leaving my wife for you".

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 16, 2019 06:17 PM (dNzKv)

61 I hate Minnesota Islamonazis.

Posted by: Jake Blues at September 16, 2019 06:17 PM (3ZUfw)

62 Sweetie, the depends covers your ass not your head. Although since you're a shithead, I can understand the confusion.

Posted by: Archer at September 16, 2019 06:17 PM (gmo/4)

63 C'mon, man! You willowed me!

487
*sings*

Gone are the days
When I drove Corn Pop away
Gone is my brain
Strokes turned it into clay
Gone are my teeth
And my dentures try to go
I hear those gentle voices callin'
Senile Joe

I'm a sniffing', I'm a sniffin'
Some young girl's hair I know
I grope her even as they're callin'
Senile Joe

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 16, 2019 06:17 PM (n8Jib)

64 also, fuck Ilhan.

Yeah, buddy! Now we're talkin'!

Posted by: Brother Omar at September 16, 2019 06:17 PM (n6bs1)

65 54 >>also, fuck Ilhan.

That seems to be a thing.

===

lol, right? I guess she's one of those muslim freak in the sheets, sheet in the streets type.

damn, that's funny, has anyone made that joke before?

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 16, 2019 06:17 PM (thQkh)

66 Didn't America Terrorize Muslims After 9/11?"

You're here, aren't you?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 16, 2019 06:17 PM (6qErC)

67 Clitless says what?

Posted by: nip at September 16, 2019 06:17 PM (Izot6)

68 she's no different than any other politician. this is what they do.
she'll probably blame racism for when she either loses re-election or gets charged with campaign finance fraud.

Posted by: Little Brian at September 16, 2019 06:17 PM (ZZEwZ)

69 She's kinda hot for an African. And I hear she gets around.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 16, 2019 06:17 PM (hjaPQ)

70 Count me as one who doesn't want to watch a Stormy smear video. Ewww

Posted by: boulder t'hobo, free Farmer! at September 16, 2019 06:17 PM (ykYG2)

71 peaking of crazy bitches . . .

Stormy Daniels says she'll run against Michael Avenatti just so she can run smear videos

-
Eh, lie down with dogs . . .
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 16, 2019 06:16 PM (+y/Ru)


Avenatti chose poorly.

Posted by: DR.WTF at September 16, 2019 06:18 PM (aS1PU)

72 also, fuck Ilhan.




Why not? Everyone else has.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2019 06:18 PM (AKYZm)

73 I see the press and the NeverTrumpers are hardy har harring over the latest UK Eu dust up where the EU called a press conference in front of a group of Euro trash UK hecklers and then taunted Boris Johnson to come out and just sit there while he gets pelted by eggs - hardy har har indeed - instead Johnson said no thanks and left the empty suit EU rep standing at an empty podium. Ohh the optics! wailed the limp wristed Ed Morrissey over at Buzzfee...er HotAir.

You see, that's what matters to most to empty suiters - how the press can be impressed. Preening and mewling for approval from a group of Euro journo hipsters is where it's at Baby!

Johnson should have never gone, should refuse to negotiate anything and give the middle finger to the EU and UK Remain weenies.

Posted by: Boswell at September 16, 2019 06:18 PM (32YRo)

74 So the awesome guy who responded to her flippant comment on 9/11 by reading the names of those that "something was done to" must have got to her.

Posted by: LASue at September 16, 2019 06:18 PM (Ed8Zd)

75 When You Think About It, Didn't America Terrorize Muslims After 9/11

No, it didn't, and the statistics prove it you lying liar who lies. Now take that rag off your fool head.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 16, 2019 06:18 PM (u//oP)

76 One day they will get the backlash that they talk about.

Posted by: Picric at September 16, 2019 06:18 PM (nonGu)

77 LOL. Paying blackmail isn't illegal.
Posted by: rickb223

===

yeah, but they still want his tax returns because maybe he used his business funds to do it. Not that he runs a publicly traded company but maybe he took a loss on that money?

This lawfare from the left is war, trump needs to open up a special unit just to fuck these people in the ass right back.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 16, 2019 06:18 PM (thQkh)

78 I'm sensing that the estimable Madame Stormy Daniels can only be around men if she is well paid to do so.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 16, 2019 06:19 PM (gAXBD)

79 And then the "Face the Nation" news lady apologized to Omar for the pain she went through those dark days.

Posted by: lowandslow at September 16, 2019 06:19 PM (Mr80f)

80 my word as a Ross, this House of Representatives needs to be burned down. Again.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo, free Farmer! at September 16, 2019 06:19 PM (ykYG2)

81 77 LOL. Paying blackmail isn't illegal.

Fucking really?

Posted by: Dennis Hastert at September 16, 2019 06:19 PM (gAXBD)

82 When you think about it

======

There is the first lie.

Posted by: Senator Kamala Corn POP Harris at September 16, 2019 06:19 PM (19Oib)

83 Muslim holidays didn't start appearing on calendars until after 9/11

Posted by: Josephistan at September 16, 2019 06:19 PM (Izzlo)

84 What a complete bitch.

Posted by: LASue at September 16, 2019 06:20 PM (Ed8Zd)

85 Ilhan is right, you know.

Posted by: David French at September 16, 2019 06:20 PM (QkPts)

86 Sick of this creep. How gratifying it would be to send her packing.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 16, 2019 06:20 PM (H8QX8)

87 #59
LOL. Paying blackmail isn't illegal.

Exactly. It's the blackmail itself that *is* illegal, not that our worthless, lying MFM gives a flying fk.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 16, 2019 06:20 PM (u//oP)

88 There I was, pulling people from the rubble when I saw some bad dude named pea pod giving this Muslim a hard time. I said hey man, lay off the camel humper... some folks did some stuff and that doesn't me you do stuff to man.
My word as Biden.

Posted by: Inogame at September 16, 2019 06:20 PM (3C6OJ)

89 but Ilhan is just repeating what liberals said the instant the dust cloud cleared...check that BEFORE the dust cloud cleared over Manhattan...

that:

1. Modern Marxism kinda sorta blames 3rd world poverty on the First world because reasons.

2. Naturally Marxism lets the aggrieved be violent.

3. Cultural Marxism and softhead boomer idiocy were a natural combination because, don't you know, islam is really a race a minority (narrator: there's a billion of them with all the oil in the world spread out, as majorities, in dozens of countries) so obviously whitemanbad.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 16, 2019 06:21 PM (thQkh)

90 No one terrorized muslims. The "backlash" never happened.

Posted by: CN at September 16, 2019 06:21 PM (U7k5w)

91 >>I'm sensing that the estimable Madame Stormy Daniels can only be around men if she is well paid to do so.

I'd pay her to stay away.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2019 06:21 PM (ZLI7S)

92 Me too. Got me a date with my heavy bag.

Dittos - also a double ended bag.

Nothing gets motivation for ten three minutes rounds than hearing madness from the Left.

Posted by: ʎoſ ƃuᴉ,Ⅎ ɟo pɹᴉq ǝnlq at September 16, 2019 06:21 PM (lD3vL)

93 It is a cornerstone of the American judicial system that prosecutors can comb through any and all of your records in search of a crime.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 16, 2019 06:21 PM (dNzKv)

94 3 Stages of Jihad https://tinyurl.com/yxkc2hhy

All their "I'm a victim" stuff makes perfect sense.

Posted by: dagny at September 16, 2019 06:21 PM (nRWPy)

95 This lawfare from the left is war, trump needs to open up a special unit just to fuck these people in the ass right back.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 16, 2019 06:18 PM (thQkh)

The SEALS are a special unit.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 16, 2019 06:22 PM (9Om/r)

96 I worked with a couple of Somali women during and after 9/11. They would tell each other "news" about Muslims being attacked and harassed in America in response to the attacks.

I'd search the news for reports but, of course, there weren't any because these incidences didn't actually ever occur.

Posted by: 29Victor at September 16, 2019 06:22 PM (BJKQV)

97 She can go jump in Joe Bidens pool.

Posted by: Senator Kamala Corn POP Harris at September 16, 2019 06:22 PM (19Oib)

98 40 If we terrorize muslims, why the hell are they all moving here and leaving their tolerant muslim homelands?

Dumb as the husband she married.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 16, 2019 06:13 PM (gAXBD)

To start colonies and terrorize the infidel.

Posted by: CN at September 16, 2019 06:22 PM (U7k5w)

99 Mr. President 2020, 24, 28, 32 is going to have a
rally in NM tonight. iirc

Posted by: Ol' Town Crier at September 16, 2019 06:22 PM (+gUIl)

100 well, we also terrorized japan after pearl harbor. and Germany and Italy. sucks to be you, Ilhan.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 16, 2019 06:22 PM (thQkh)

101 I encourage her to keep talking. No matter what Nancy and Steny say, don't let them stifle your voice, Ilhan!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Invites You to Listen to the Gripes of the People! at September 16, 2019 06:22 PM (zXlV/)

102 Wife Beater 101: She done made me slap her when she be bitching the babies hungry and I only had enuf bucks to buy a 12 pack instead of my case.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 16, 2019 06:23 PM (JFO2v)

103 Minnesotans. What will they think up next?

Posted by: klaftern at September 16, 2019 06:23 PM (RuIsu)

104 I would like to amend my comment at 76. One day I hope that you are pulled into the productive society of the modern world. Maybe muslims can relive the golden years about 700 years ago.

Posted by: Picric at September 16, 2019 06:23 PM (nonGu)

105 96 I worked with a couple of Somali women during and after 9/11. They would tell each other "news" about Muslims being attacked and harassed in America in response to the attacks.

===

a couple of somali women, every leftwing news reporter, every leftwing website, CAIR, and future cuckservataives.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 16, 2019 06:23 PM (thQkh)

106 Based upon Mullah Omar's demeanor, no the US did not terrorize muslims after 9-11.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 16, 2019 06:23 PM (1g7ch)

107 "I came to this country and was forced to eat three meals a day, get a college education, practice my religion, marry whomever I wanted, and get elected to Congress."

How awful.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 16, 2019 06:23 PM (gAXBD)

108 Imam Tawhidi has strongly implied that Qatar is backing a Sarsour for a Brooklyn House run.

So, get ready for Congresswoman Sarsour... Brooklyn will seat their newest representative in time for the 20th anniversary of 9/11.

I'm sure they'll be very proud of that.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2019 06:23 PM (+QOsc)

109 So we were fighting them over there so we didn't have to fight them here....but then we brought them here anyway.

What a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2019 06:24 PM (WdocV)

110 Actually, Muslims aren't terrorized any more than Democrats are terrorized by Unknown Perps wearing MAGA hats. But that doesn't stop either group from staging fake crimes to prove their points.


Posted by: shibumi, in house selling hell at September 16, 2019 06:24 PM (gdfZ0)

111 The internet collected a comedian's scalp today. I myself could care less, but SNL (which used to be funny) fired a new hire for saying Judd Apatow was "gayer than ISIS". That doesn't even make sense, but I guess you had to be there.

Censorship is the new black.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 16, 2019 06:24 PM (NVYyb)

112 Did I ever tell you about the time I was at the Mogadishu Community Pool? I got in a gang fight with "Captain Canjeero" and his gang "Ilhan's Future Husbands". Man, was he frosted!

Posted by: Joe Biden For Polident 2020! at September 16, 2019 06:24 PM (Ndje9)

113 If only NASA had done more for Muslim outreach. It was just too little, too late.

Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 16, 2019 06:24 PM (t+qrx)

114 snopes.com@snopes
An intriguing rumor about cultural theft and fried chicken lacks concrete evidence but alludes to a deeper truth.

-
Deeper truth. [takes bong hit] Yeah, that's where it's it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 16, 2019 06:24 PM (+y/Ru)

115 >>>I'd search the news for reports but, of course, there weren't any because these incidences didn't actually ever occur.

Posted by: 29Victor at September 16, 2019 06:22 PM (BJKQV)
---------------


If they went back to the land they love they would be safe.

Posted by: Ol' Town Crier at September 16, 2019 06:24 PM (+gUIl)

116 They're just repeating the scheme that gave Mohammad Mecca after he had to run the first time to Medina. They successfully use the same operation over and over. The first stage is playing the victim.

Posted by: dagny at September 16, 2019 06:24 PM (nRWPy)

117 types deletes

Posted by: eleven at September 16, 2019 06:25 PM (tH5fk)

118 If so, then how the fuck is Ilhan Omar still breathing?

Posted by: Archer at September 16, 2019 06:25 PM (gmo/4)

119 40 If we terrorize muslims, why the hell are they all moving here and leaving their tolerant muslim homelands?

Dumb as the husband she married.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot
___________

Who is she married to this week?

Posted by: Furious George at September 16, 2019 06:25 PM (9vQJW)

120 So last night I watched some BBC thing on the dark ages. 4 episodes and of course one was about islam. It was hilarious and as far as I could tell, all they accomplished were stealing a bunch of columns and stones from Christian and Roman buildings to build their boxes.

They had two very nice buildings right after it started (including the big one in Israel) but they were purely Byzantine designs with all byzantine art and techniques so nothing original.

Oh yeah, they put a stick in the nile to measure flood depth, and they modified the astrolab to point to their other stolen shit so people know which direction to kneel to.

The hilarious part is that while trying to make the claim that islam was so wonderful during the dark ages, the presenter (i think a muzzie) actually made a strong case that they had caused the dark ages in Europe since they squelched all innovation in the ME and surrounding areas. They get a lot of credit for the small amount of technology that survived their rule but was actually created earlier.

You always hear about the muzzie astronomers, but the Greeks made the fucking antikythera mechanism 600 years earlier for crying out loud.

I am so sick of all the lies.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at September 16, 2019 06:25 PM (LWu6U)

121 109 So we were fighting them over there so we didn't have to fight them here....but then we brought them here anyway.

What a stupid time to be alive.

=======

but they're all 35 year old children!

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 16, 2019 06:25 PM (thQkh)

122 Well that's a first. Fox just showed a picture of a protester in Hong Kong carry a Pepe poster. Trump is going global.

He really is a marketing genius.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2019 06:26 PM (ZLI7S)

123 I literally typed something that might get me banned.

Literally.

Posted by: eleven at September 16, 2019 06:26 PM (tH5fk)

124 You should be willing to allow them to put a scimitar to your throat. It is their culture.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 16, 2019 06:16 PM

Fine. That is their culture. But it is my culture to fight to my enemies' death to preserve our constitution. So let them draw their scimitar. I will lock and load, and we will each follow our own cultures.

*with apologies to Gen. Napier*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2019 06:26 PM (rBtIz)

125 That hat of hers would look a lot better with some hair on it.

Posted by: Sheila Jackleg Lee at September 16, 2019 06:26 PM (hjaPQ)

126
One last time, then I'll shut up.

Some people have indicated that they would like the Official AoSHQ Classical Music Playlist of White Supremacy (TM) but haven't yet given me a mailing address to send ti to.

http://soyaraborzoi.com/Playlist.htm

This magisterial compilation (675 different composers) is transcribed onto a flash drive, so anyone interested needs to send me an e-mail (monsalvat 61 at gmail dot com, remove spaces and add symbols) with their mailing address for me to get it to you.

Again, it's free to you; I can't accept anything for it. If you feel compelled to do something, please pay it forward or make a suitable contribution to a charity of your choice.

I think previous recipients will testify to the quality I've tried to maintain.

That is all. You may now return to your previously scheduled drinking.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2019 06:26 PM (7rVsF)

127 Muslims fit in well with the Left because they always play the victim.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 16, 2019 06:26 PM (oVJmc)

128 Some goats did something.

Posted by: Little Omar at September 16, 2019 06:26 PM (EgshT)

129 The internet collected a comedian's scalp today. I myself could care less, but SNL (which used to be funny) fired a new hire for saying Judd Apatow was "gayer than ISIS". That doesn't even make sense, but I guess you had to be there.

Censorship is the new black.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 16, 2019 06:24 PM

Moron commenter Biggs Darklighter apparently knows him

Posted by: Josephistan at September 16, 2019 06:26 PM (Izzlo)

130 I'm sure Mitt Romney and the Mormon and Roman Catholic churches will rush to poor Rep Omar's defense. After all, it's hard to keep the coffers flush without all that sweet, sweet "refugee" resettlement money.
And on the same topic, I agree with willowed comment:That's the problem. Kavanaugh seems to be a
NeverTrumper-type conservative at heart, more David French than Michael
Anton. While the left is abandoning all pretense at following the
constitution, Kavanaugh will bend over backwards to appease them. It's
bemusing to watch conservatives fight so hard for a guy who would never
fight that hard for them.



Posted by: Catoi at September 16, 2019 05:54 PM (PRj89)

Posted by: newcomputernewname at September 16, 2019 06:26 PM (sDvSt)

131 >>>100 well, we also terrorized japan after pearl harbor. and Germany and Italy. sucks to be you, Ilhan.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 16, 2019 06:22 PM (thQkh)


Like Donald Trump we don't hit until we are hit.
Then we hit back.

Posted by: Ol' Town Crier at September 16, 2019 06:27 PM (+gUIl)

132 Nobody has yet described Rep Omar's clitoris.

Posted by: not binary Ben at September 16, 2019 06:27 PM (786Ro)

133 487
*sings*
Gone are the days
When I drove Corn Pop away
Gone is my brain
Strokes turned it into clay
Gone are my teeth
And my dentures try to go
I hear those gentle voices callin'
Senile Joe
I'm a sniffing', I'm a sniffin'
Some young girl's hair I know
I grope her even as they're callin'
Senile Joe
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 16, 2019 06:17 PM (n8Jib)

That's beautiful man! Just beautiful....

Posted by: Zombie Stephen Foster at September 16, 2019 06:28 PM (Z+IKu)

134 So we were fighting them over there so we didn't have to fight them here....but then we brought them here anyway.

It's who we are.

Posted by: GWB at September 16, 2019 06:28 PM (EgshT)

135 To mend relations with the aggrieved Muslims, we shall send Crack Jack Biden as our emissary.

Posted by: There at September 16, 2019 06:28 PM (fOqG5)

136 109 So we were fighting them over there so we didn't have to fight them here....but then we brought them here anyway.

What a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2019 06:24 PM (WdocV)

Sugartits Cupp is a great one for that. Let's send thousands of our best young men into the meat grinder in Syria but also lets bring in every Syrian who wants to come over here because she got the weepies over a drowned kid.

Posted by: kbdabear at September 16, 2019 06:28 PM (qAR6u)

137 When you think about it, isn't the existence of Netanyahu an obstacle to peace?

Posted by: Ilhan Omar at September 16, 2019 06:28 PM (5itaF)

138 Some goats dindu much.

Posted by: klaftern at September 16, 2019 06:28 PM (RuIsu)

139 "And, yet, her consultant said "I'm leaving my wife for you".


or for the campaign money, wasn't it. Is he the guy that is in trouble for half a million or so from her campaign funds? So many crooks marrying crooks, hard to keep track.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 16, 2019 06:29 PM (Cus5s)

140 The hilarious part is that while trying to make the claim that islam was so wonderful during the dark ages, the presenter (i think a muzzie) actually made a strong case that they had caused the dark ages in Europe since they squelched all innovation in the ME and surrounding areas. They get a lot of credit for the small amount of technology that survived their rule but was actually created earlier.

======

that does sound interesting. Somethings about the dark that I suspect:

1. we think of Northwestern Europe which was mostly the savage backwaters. It was already dark.

2. The real modern parts of the roman empire got conquered by the muslims south of Rome, that caused the darkness.

3. Also, the Northeastern portion of the Roman empire had Attila the Hun killing eeer'yone up in that bitch.

4. North of England and Germany and France, such as they were: Vikings also killing bitches.

so, the dark ages, complaining about a lack of advancement in an area that was still governed by Giants.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 16, 2019 06:29 PM (thQkh)

141 the dark ages? They were.. dark

Posted by: Thornton Melon at September 16, 2019 06:30 PM (O2RFr)

142 And she's getting air time.

Posted by: m at September 16, 2019 06:30 PM (hnjoD)

143 You always hear about the muzzie astronomers, but the Greeks made the fucking antikythera mechanism 600 years earlier for crying out loud.

===

yeah, and the gang bangers in Detroit were famous architects, they just stopped building nice houses in 1985 for some reason

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 16, 2019 06:30 PM (thQkh)

144 So I was like hey nergo Ester Williams get the hell of the 3 meter board and she was like nuh uh and I was like dont make me come up the in the sun and then she said call me Corn Row and and I said Corn Ho and she was like Row not Ho and I was like Corn Rose and she was like no it aint plural just Row and I was like Row Row Row ur boat and she was like I aint got no boat and I was like what about the man in the boat and she was like dont be talking about my vajayjay. She jump headfirst to the concrete. I gave her EBT card to the train conductor when I went to DC and for the first time ever his kids did not eat Kaboom.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 16, 2019 06:30 PM (JFO2v)

145 And she's getting air time.

She should be lying low

Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2019 06:31 PM (O2RFr)

146 o the shores of Tripoli. exactly where she should be dropped. from 30,000ft

Posted by: just do something at September 16, 2019 06:31 PM (0hOKG)

147 Ilhan Omar: When You Think About It, Didn't America Terrorize Muslims After 9/11?

Yeah. I remember blood running ankle-deep in the streets of NYC on 9/12, from the bodies of beautiful, peaceful Muslims, butchered by Lutherans and other White Supremacists. My word as a Biden!

Posted by: Old Joe at September 16, 2019 06:31 PM (AMIL/)

148 Lets list some of the great contributions that the Muslim community has given us before the 1700. Algebra, uhhhhhh drawing a blank I am sure there are some.

Lets list the contributions from the 1900's. hijacking and the sucide vest.

Posted by: Picric at September 16, 2019 06:31 PM (nonGu)

149
Islam: Peaked in the Dark Ages.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2019 06:31 PM (7rVsF)

150 109
So we were fighting them over there so we didn't have to fight them here....but then we brought them here anyway.

What a stupid time to be alive.


Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2019 06:24 PM (WdocV)
It's just who we are! I guess we are idiots.

Posted by: newcomputernewname at September 16, 2019 06:32 PM (sDvSt)

151 It's bemusing to watch conservatives fight so hard for a guy who would never
fight that hard for them.


Posted by: Catoi at September 16, 2019 05:54 PM (PRj89)

I'm not looking at the Magic 8 Ball. I don't know what he's going to do.

Posted by: Hoary Puffleg at September 16, 2019 06:32 PM (j0JAA)

152 If they went back to the land they love they would be safe.
Posted by: Ol' Town Crier at September 16, 2019 06:24 PM (+gUIl)

I always got the feeling that they were ashamed of their (Muslim) homeland and ashamed that Muslims did 9/11 but they could never admit that because ISLAM IS AWESOME!!!!!

So, instead they turned their noses up at evil Americans (everything wrong was probably all their fault anyway, them and the Jews).

Posted by: 29Victor at September 16, 2019 06:32 PM (BJKQV)

153 Shouldn't Ilhan the Incestor be in mourning over the death of Osama Bin Laden's son?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 16, 2019 06:32 PM (gAXBD)

154 Does she make him wash after he's been with the goats or does she just take it as it is?

Posted by: Ol' Town Crier at September 16, 2019 06:32 PM (+gUIl)

155
Ilhan Omar feeling bad.

That's the down side to these mass terror attacks that kill thousands.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2019 06:33 PM (3EPLG)

156 AOC.Tlaib and Omar must be running a press betting pool to see who can keep their name in the press the most.

Pressley is kind of a dud.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2019 06:33 PM (cgIyZ)

157
Shouldn't Ilhan the Incestor be in mourning over the death of Osama Bin Laden's son?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot


Who inherited the Bin Laden family porn stash?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2019 06:33 PM (7rVsF)

158 I always got the feeling that they were ashamed of their (Muslim) homeland and ashamed that Muslims did 9/11 but they could never admit that because ISLAM IS AWESOME!!!!!

===

it's odd how the hateful foreigners the left imported to vote for them also parrot the hateful leftist things liberals say about their fellow Americans.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 16, 2019 06:34 PM (thQkh)

159 eenie meeanie chili beanie
the spirits are about to speak
*puts fingertips to forehead*
Somebody did something.

Posted by: Sultana Omar at September 16, 2019 06:34 PM (v0R5T)

160 The internet collected a comedian's scalp today. I myself could care
less, but SNL (which used to be funny) fired a new hire for saying Judd
Apatow was "gayer than ISIS". That doesn't even make sense, but I guess
you had to be there.
----------------------------------

They mean to ruin and unperson EVERYONE. No really. Everyone.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2019 06:34 PM (uEbPt)

161 Minneapolis has gone full on left wing. Violence reigns. No such thing as Minnesota nice, as Ilhan Omar exemplifies.


https://tinyurl.com/y4mhshcy

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 16, 2019 06:34 PM (NVYyb)

162 Pressley is kind of a dud.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2019 06:33 PM (cgIyZ)

That's why I call her The Squad's "Zeppo."

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 16, 2019 06:34 PM (u//oP)

163 Proposed new NYT motto.

Old and busted: All the News That's Fit To Print

New hotness: All the News That Ain't Necessarily So

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 16, 2019 06:35 PM (+y/Ru)

164 Lets list some of the great contributions that the Muslim community has given us before the 1700. Algebra, uhhhhhh drawing a blank I am sure there are some.

I think they take pride in giving us the Zero.

Which coincidentally is their value to mankind.

Posted by: ʎoſ ƃuᴉ,Ⅎ ɟo pɹᴉq ǝnlq at September 16, 2019 06:35 PM (lD3vL)

165 A few Muslims got jeered at as they walked down the street. That's the terrible backlash they experienced at the hands of angry white Americans after 9/11. Eyeroll.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 16, 2019 06:35 PM (5itaF)

166 mushroom maniac at September 16, 2019 06:29 PM (thQkh)

You nailed it.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at September 16, 2019 06:35 PM (LWu6U)

167 This lying, despicable, putrid, pus dripping cock scab needs to shut the fuck up and get the fuck out. Useless bag of moldy, cockroach infested shit. Disgusting pile of rancid piss stains. I do NOT like this bitch.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2019 06:35 PM (myjNJ)

168 Didn't America Terrorize Muslims After 9/11?"

You're here, aren't you?


Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 16, 2019 06:17 PM


****

Pretty much sums it up right there.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2019 06:35 PM (axyOa)

169
Did you hear what she said? Muslim Americans' rights were stripped.

That reporter just sat there.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2019 06:35 PM (3EPLG)

170
The internet collected a comedian's scalp today.

Soon there will be a fresh crop of articles, shows and movies about blacklisting in the McCarthy era.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2019 06:36 PM (7rVsF)

171 The Conservative Case for 9/11 Revisited: Dead White People Cannot Vote for Trump

Posted by: Capn Ned at September 16, 2019 06:36 PM (JFO2v)

172 19 Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 16, 2019 06:11 PM (Zv1X1)

Yes Cannibal Bob it is really me.
I am recovering nicely from my surgery and will likely be returning to the field next week.
I hope the horde is well, and wanted to let all the horde know that Ms10077 and Lad10077 are both doing well.

Posted by: sven at September 16, 2019 06:36 PM (xbWHd)

173 The internet collected a comedian's scalp today. I myself could care
less, but SNL (which used to be funny) fired a new hire for saying Judd
Apatow was "gayer than ISIS". That doesn't even make sense, but I guess
you had to be there.



And, apparently, he's GAY and ASIAN.

Lulz.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 16, 2019 06:36 PM (oVJmc)

174 It is a cornerstone of the American judicial system that prosecutors can comb through any and all of your records in search of a crime. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

Cy Vance is the Dirty D.A. who sold Harv Weinstein a pardon for campaign ca$h. He knows all about subpenis.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 16, 2019 06:36 PM (Ndje9)

175
And, apparently, he's GAY and ASIAN.

Lulz.


Oh, Derp Me. Apparently that's another guy they brought in at the same time.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 16, 2019 06:37 PM (oVJmc)

176 The muslims didn't "invent" algebra. The Greeks did. Remember that Pythagoras dude? Yeah. He was around long before the World's Greatest Dating Service for Goats.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 16, 2019 06:37 PM (gAXBD)

177 where was lil omar when the saudi refineries were hit? helping the amish at a barn raising?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 16, 2019 06:37 PM (KP5rU)

178 If only NASA had done more for Muslim outreach. It was just too little, too late.

Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 16,


****

Seems to me that this outreach started about the time we quit flying into space with our own rockets.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2019 06:37 PM (axyOa)

179 153 Shouldn't Ilhan the Incestor be in mourning over the death of Osama Bin Laden's son?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 16, 2019 06:32 PM (gAXBD)

What is muslims I never fucked?

Posted by: Bro Fo at September 16, 2019 06:37 PM (JFO2v)

180 @SenRomney
11 minutes ago

I have nothing but the deepest regards for @RepOmar and I thank her for sharing her harrowing story of hatred by alt-right bigots who voted for you know who in 2016. Salaam-Alaikum my fine Nubian princess.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 16, 2019 06:37 PM (FiUMj)

181 166 mushroom maniac at September 16, 2019 06:29 PM (thQkh)

You nailed it.
Posted by: Gentlemen,

=====

yeah, the usual militant atheist asshole suspects blamed the dark ages on Christianity, ignoring everything that actually happened. I'm sure Aetius would agree if he's on this thread.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 16, 2019 06:37 PM (thQkh)

182 This lying, despicable, putrid, pus dripping cock
scab needs to shut the fuck up and get the fuck out. Useless bag of
moldy, cockroach infested shit. Disgusting pile of rancid piss stains.
I do NOT like this bitch.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2019 06:35 PM (myjNJ)


You just gave Chavez a run for his money. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 16, 2019 06:37 PM (9Om/r)

183 "122 Well that's a first. Fox just showed a picture of a protester in Hong Kong carry a Pepe poster. Trump is going global.

He really is a marketing genius."

The intellectual property theft continues even in the throes of revolution.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at September 16, 2019 06:37 PM (iw59Q)

184
I am so sick of all the lies.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at September 16, 2019 06:25 PM


You've only begun to hear them.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2019 06:37 PM (aKsyK)

185 madamemayhem, Spot On!

Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2019 06:38 PM (cgIyZ)

186 SNL dodged a bullet today. They came perilously close to hiring a comedian who might have turned out to be funny.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 16, 2019 06:38 PM (u//oP)

187 There's got to be a sealed indictment with her name on it.

Posted by: oddnot at September 16, 2019 06:38 PM (q/fTp)

188 Imagine being a Democrat in 1960 looking forward to 2019 and seeing what that party has become. I'm glad they're so honest actually. When Democrats are able to mask their lunacy they're actually dangerous. It's become impossible to ignore how they are actually defining themselves now.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at September 16, 2019 06:38 PM (BRpqW)

189 ENOUGH.

ENOUGH ENOUGH ENOUGH.

ENOUGH ABOUT ANYONE ON THE LEFT GOING "Oh, poor victimized Islam!!!"

I might not belong here anymore, but I for DAMN sure am still going to rail about how much of a Cancer that Islam is upon the world.

Posted by: Allie at September 16, 2019 06:38 PM (pgXNG)

190 Dude.

Posted by: Diophantes at September 16, 2019 06:38 PM (ykYG2)

191 This lying, despicable, putrid, pus dripping cock scab needs to shut the fuck up and get the fuck out. Useless bag of moldy, cockroach infested shit. Disgusting pile of rancid piss stains. I do NOT like this bitch.

Tell us how you REALLY feel.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 16, 2019 06:38 PM (dUJdY)

192 173 The internet collected a comedian's scalp today. I myself could care less, but SNL (which used to be funny) fired a new hire for saying Judd Apatow was "gayer than ISIS". That doesn't even make sense, but I guess you had to be there.


And, apparently, he's GAY and ASIAN.

===

point of clarity, there's a new asian cast member. he wasn't fired. Some other new guy was because, get this, SNL doesn't like to offend people.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 16, 2019 06:38 PM (thQkh)

193 While the Greeks were talking about philosophy and building the Parthenon, the muslims realized they didn't have to be nomads and started planting seeds and having something like "towns." Literally around 500 BC.

Posted by: dagny at September 16, 2019 06:39 PM (nRWPy)

194 176 The muslims didn't "invent" algebra. The Greeks did. Remember that Pythagoras dude? Yeah. He was around long before the World's Greatest Dating Service for Goats.

===

the idea being that arabs and muslim are the same thing, even though one didn't exist until 700 AD.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 16, 2019 06:39 PM (thQkh)

195 Apatow was "gayer than ISIS". That doesn't even make sense, but I guess
you had to be there.

___

Libs think anyone who doesn't embrace teh gheys is themselves gay. Therefore everyone in ISIS is gay. But they hate themselves for being gay so they kill gays to prove how not gay they are.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 16, 2019 06:39 PM (FiUMj)

196 I watched a body language lady on YouTube analyze a Squad presser. The other 3 deferred to Omar. She was the leader but Tlaib is gunning for that position. AOC is unsure of herself, at least with Omar and Tlaib around. Pressley is a non-entity.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 16, 2019 06:40 PM (5itaF)

197 @SenRomney
11 minutes ago

I have nothing but the deepest regards for @RepOmar and I thank her for sharing her harrowing story of hatred by alt-right bigots who voted for you know who in 2016. Salaam-Alaikum my fine Nubian princess.


Now *that* is how a real conservative leader talks. From your lips to Allah's ears, Senator.

Posted by: David French Davidian at September 16, 2019 06:40 PM (u//oP)

198 180 @SenRomney
11 minutes ago

I have nothing but the deepest regards for @RepOmar and I thank her for sharing her harrowing story of hatred by alt-right bigots who voted for you know who in 2016. Salaam-Alaikum my fine Nubian princess.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 16, 2019 06:37 PM (FiUMj)

That I will never have to see in heaven!

Posted by: Magic Drawers Mitt at September 16, 2019 06:40 PM (JFO2v)

199 Clearly we didn't terrorize enough.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at September 16, 2019 06:40 PM (T3IIM)

200 Diaphontes! Long time, no C-squared over x!

How the hell are you?

Posted by: Pythagoras at September 16, 2019 06:41 PM (gAXBD)

201
AOC.Tlaib and Omar must be running a press betting pool to see who can keep their name in the press the most.

Pressley is kind of a dud.
Posted by: Ben Had

======

So is Tlaib, actually. Did the Bolsheviks have an obnoxious loudmouth? I know they had a slick-talking propagandist (Molotov), but did they have a shrill, hyperbolic, mouth-running slackoff who annoyed the Politburo itself? That's who Tlaib is.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2019 06:41 PM (3EPLG)

202 madame mayhem, i take my hat off to your extremely awesome feelgood post. cheers!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 16, 2019 06:41 PM (KP5rU)

203 Muslims invented the split-finger fastball. And clackers.

Posted by: Mustapha Khunt at September 16, 2019 06:42 PM (hjaPQ)

204 "Freak in the sheets, sheet in the streets."

That's a classic, mushroom maniac. That's a keeper.

Posted by: Pastafarian at September 16, 2019 06:42 PM (sgHEm)

205 In a sane world on 9/12 every American consulate in the muslim world would have been closed and immigration from the musli world would have stopped. Not slowed down. No reduced. Just stopped. Period. End of fucking sentence.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 16, 2019 06:42 PM (FiUMj)

206 >>Ilhan Omar: When You Think About It, Didn't America Terrorize Muslims After 9/11?

The classic Otter Defense.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2019 06:42 PM (ZLI7S)

207 @SenRomney
11 minutes ago


I have nothing but the deepest regards for @RepOmar and I thank her for sharing her harrowing story of hatred by alt-right bigots who voted for you know who in 2016. Salaam-Alaikum my fine Nubian princess.






That could totally be real. Just like the Joe Biden story at 144

Also, if someone paid attention, there has to be some sort of weird formula that Biden's mind follows when creating these stories. Sort of like "take one real event, add a weird name, throw in event that is not physically possible and add in multiple things that make no sense."

Posted by: shibumi, in house selling hell at September 16, 2019 06:43 PM (gdfZ0)

208 Only a Democrat could get away with what she has

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2019 06:43 PM (ZCEU2)

209 I can't eat clackers. They make my dentures slip.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 16, 2019 06:43 PM (gAXBD)

210 Did we give up when the Germans blew up the WTC on 9/11?

Germans?

Leave him alone he's on a roll....

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 16, 2019 06:43 PM (FiUMj)

211 I was talking to a old, retired doctor in my town the other day and he assured me Trump avoided bankruptcy by getting a Russian oligarch to co-sign a bank loan for him. When I laughed and told him that story was pure fiction and NBC had actually apologized for airing it, and made Stop The Hammering! personally retract it, he paused and then said, "No matter, because they're going to get Trump anyway on election fraud. He paid off strippers to influence an election. Those are felonies!"

If we live in a world where community pillars spout this kind of nonsense, it doesn't surprise me at all no blinks at Face The Nation when Ilhan Omar vomits up her muslim victim speech.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 16, 2019 06:43 PM (NVYyb)

212 197 @SenRomney
11 minutes ago

I have nothing but the deepest regards for @RepOmar and I thank her for sharing her harrowing story of hatred by alt-right bigots who voted for you know who in 2016. Salaam-Alaikum my fine Nubian princess.


Now *that* is how a real conservative leader talks. From your lips to Allah's ears, Senator.


I know, right? So refreshing after OrangeManBad's illiterate Tweets. I was moved to tears while reading Senator Romney's statement out in the cuckshed, while the poolboy roundly rogered my wife.

Posted by: Jonah Whaleberg at September 16, 2019 06:43 PM (u//oP)

213 Every time I see her with that turban, she reminds me of the Blue Raja. I keep wanting her to pull out a bunch of forks and throw them at someone.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2019 06:44 PM (V2Yro)

214 191 This lying, despicable, putrid, pus dripping cock scab needs to shut the fuck up and get the fuck out. Useless bag of moldy, cockroach infested shit. Disgusting pile of rancid piss stains. I do NOT like this bitch.

Dayum.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 06:44 PM (NWiLs)

215 I'm a lifelong Conservative Republican. In fact, the Republican Party is named after my great great great grandfather JR Republic. He actually gave Lincoln that famous line that destroyed to Douglas: "Hell Yeah, we're gonna take your slaves!" I have looked on in dismay these recent years at the outright bigotry republicans show to our hardworking, peaceful Muslim friends. I was utterly devastated when MY president attempted to ban the practice of Islam in the United States. That is not the party of my grandfather. That is why fine young women like rep Omar are such a breath of fresh air. I know I will be working hard to elect more inclusive members of Congress, who are the true representatives of conservative values. At the helm, we need a rock solid conservative like joe Biden, who has proven he can reach across racial lines and find a common ground.

Posted by: Very Senior Citizen at September 16, 2019 06:44 PM (dNzKv)

216 I need a TRUMP 2024 shirt.

Posted by: free tibet at September 16, 2019 06:44 PM (IMdOQ)

217
Muslims developed the Novus Ordo Mass. This is a heinous war crime.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2019 06:44 PM (7rVsF)

218 182 This lying, despicable, putrid, pus dripping cock
scab needs to shut the fuck up and get the fuck out. Useless bag of
moldy, cockroach infested shit. Disgusting pile of rancid piss stains.
I do NOT like this bitch.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2019 06:35 PM (myjNJ)


*sniff*

that was beautiful....

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 16, 2019 06:44 PM (d7Ww2)

219 How could we ever forget that muzzie creation of ulululullating.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2019 06:45 PM (cgIyZ)

220 Helloooooooo nurse!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 06:45 PM (NWiLs)

221 You infidels must stop dishonoring the Prophet. And quit defaming Stalin while you're at it.






Posted by: John Mohammed Brennan at September 16, 2019 06:45 PM (9vQJW)

222

point of clarity, there's a new asian cast member. he wasn't fired. Some other new guy was because, get this, SNL doesn't like to offend people.



Yeah, the article I checked needed a serious review by a competent editor with reading comprehension. Mea culpa.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 16, 2019 06:45 PM (oVJmc)

223 209 I can't eat clackers. They make my dentures slip.
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 16, 2019 06:43 PM (gAXBD)

Never eaten a cracker girl but I assume they have they same parts, just with a little daisy dukes razor burn.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 16, 2019 06:45 PM (JFO2v)

224 216 I need a TRUMP 2024 shirt.
Posted by: free tibet at September 16, 2019 06:44 PM (IMdOQ)

___

We rate Trump 2024 as FALSE.

Posted by: Snopes at September 16, 2019 06:45 PM (FiUMj)

225 And furthermore. ..
Nobody terrorised those ass munchers. We should have. We should have terrorized the unholy fuck out of them. Persecute the evil motherfuckers until they all went back to their medieval shitholes and never set foot here again out of fear for their lives.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2019 06:45 PM (myjNJ)

226 216 I need a TRUMP 2024 shirt.
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I was thinking I'd order a KAVANAUGH 2024 bumpersticker.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 16, 2019 06:45 PM (hjaPQ)

227 Hi Insom!

*POUNCE*
*SEIZE*
*smooch!!!*

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 16, 2019 06:46 PM (d7Ww2)

228 In a sane world on 9/12 every American consulate in the muslim world would have been closed and immigration from the musli world would have stopped. Not slowed down. No reduced. Just stopped. Period.

But we had Apologizer in Chief who was constantly reminding us that the country must continue to be colonized by those members of the Religion of Peace

Posted by: ʎoſ ƃuᴉ,Ⅎ ɟo pɹᴉq ǝnlq at September 16, 2019 06:46 PM (lD3vL)

229 If America is so shitty....


....why is she here?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 16, 2019 06:46 PM (oVJmc)

230 All I know is that Europeans invented nothing but racism!!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 16, 2019 06:46 PM (FiUMj)

231 I think I just pooped myself.

Young lady, can I borrow the diaper on your head?

*takes hijab*

Corn Pop! Is that you!

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 16, 2019 06:46 PM (gAXBD)

232 Terrorize Muslims after 911? If we did, it wasn't nearly enough.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at September 16, 2019 06:46 PM (uCrjJ)

233 204 "Freak in the sheets, sheet in the streets."

That's a classic, mushroom maniac. That's a keeper.
Posted by: Pastafarian

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thank you, someone else had to have coined that one a;ready but I was like haha when I typed it

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 16, 2019 06:47 PM (thQkh)

234 I think the senior citizen has a point. The orange man IS bad.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 16, 2019 06:47 PM (dNzKv)

235 I was thinking I'd order a KAVANAUGH 2024 bumpersticker.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 16, 2019 06:45 PM (hjaPQ)

___

I'll assume you don't own a very expensive car, and won't mind seeing it ablaze?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 16, 2019 06:47 PM (FiUMj)

236 HI Insom.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2019 06:47 PM (cgIyZ)

237 227 Hi Insom!

*POUNCE*
*SEIZE*
*smooch!!!*
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 16, 2019 06:46 PM (d7Ww2)

Whew! Boy did I need that!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 06:48 PM (NWiLs)

238 Ululating

What the Muzzies' favorite old TV show?

I Love Lululululululululucy!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 16, 2019 06:48 PM (u//oP)

239 I was thinking I'd order a KAVANAUGH 2024 bumpersticker.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 16, 2019 06:45 PM (hjaPQ)

___

I'll assume you don't own a very expensive car, and won't mind seeing it ablaze?


That would be for someone else's car.

Posted by: ʎoſ ƃuᴉ,Ⅎ ɟo pɹᴉq ǝnlq at September 16, 2019 06:48 PM (lD3vL)

240 I need a TRUMP 2024 shirt.

Posted by: free tibet at September 16, 2019 06:44 PM (IMdOQ)


Shit, I want a madamemayhem 2024 shirt. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 16, 2019 06:48 PM (9Om/r)

241
Well, at least if she ever uses a public toilet, she always has access to a towel.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 16, 2019 06:48 PM (e0p0c)

242 Hi Insom!

*POUNCE*
*SEIZE*
*smooch!!!* Posted by: nurse ratched



Sigh.

You guys have set the bar really high for the rest of us. The last shout out I got from Bozo Conservative online at the HQ was "Is your phone off the hook?"

/and yes, it was, because I am an 'ettte

Posted by: shibumi, future dental floss tycoon at September 16, 2019 06:48 PM (gdfZ0)

243 "No matter, because they're going to get Trump anyway on election fraud. He paid off strippers to influence an election. Those are felonies!"

====

damn dude, get another doctor.

typical crazy liberal brain disorder, "everything you did is wrong and superbad, and anything similar that my side did doesn't exist"

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 16, 2019 06:49 PM (thQkh)

244 She's the one dating the pasty white guy, right?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 16, 2019 06:49 PM (oVJmc)

245 http://bit.ly/2ApqS5c
*******
EXCLUSIVE: Hillary Used at Least Six Different Personal Phones for Government Business and All Were Easily Hacked!

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 16, 2019 06:49 PM (BqBId)

246 If you think about, anytime a lefty says "if you think about it," the last thing you should do is waste valuable brain cells (even the ones pickled in Valu-Rite) thinking about it.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at September 16, 2019 06:49 PM (uCrjJ)

247 236 HI Insom.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2019 06:47 PM (cgIyZ)

Hey, Ben Had! Que pasa?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 06:49 PM (NWiLs)

248 0 All I know is that Europeans invented nothing but racism!!

===

right, that's basically the summation of current year liberal crazy brain disease.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 16, 2019 06:49 PM (thQkh)

249 229 If America is so shitty....


....why is she here?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 16, 2019 06:46 PM (oVJmc)

THIS^^
If this country is such a terrible place, WHY are they here?!

Posted by: Cheriebebe at September 16, 2019 06:50 PM (a4qVe)

250 All weekend long the weather forecase for today was rain. So I planned the day around it raining, ie I was going to play golf but changed plans. Not only did it not rain, it was bright sunny skies all afternoon.

And yet these same people can tell me what the climate will be like in 100 years..

LOLGF

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 16, 2019 06:50 PM (FiUMj)

251 240 I need a TRUMP 2024 shirt.

Posted by: free tibet at September 16, 2019 06:44 PM (IMdOQ)


Shit, I want a madamemayhem 2024 shirt. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 16, 2019 06:48 PM (9Om/r)

Oh fuck yeah. That was epic.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 06:50 PM (NWiLs)

252 No other nation in history has been kinder (to a fault) to a hostile, foreign religion than the USA has been to Islam in light of 9/11.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at September 16, 2019 06:50 PM (fYi9j)

253 Shit, I want a madamemayhem 2024 shirt. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 16, 2019 06:48 PM (9Om/r)


Ha!

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2019 06:50 PM (myjNJ)

254 Insom, checking on your snail mail status.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2019 06:50 PM (cgIyZ)

255 EXCLUSIVE: Hillary Used at Least Six Different Personal Phones for Government Business and All Were Easily Hacked!
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 16, 2019 06:49 PM (BqBId)


Hillary was convicted and served her time years ago. Why do we keep relitigating crimes she has already paid the price for.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 16, 2019 06:52 PM (dNzKv)

256 Huck, doctors are not any more or any less pillars of society than you or me.


Mengele was a monster, Salk was a hero.

Posted by: Archer at September 16, 2019 06:52 PM (gmo/4)

257 Oh yes, Ben, the package is in hand.

Wait, that doesn't sound quite right...

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 06:52 PM (NWiLs)

258 39 If you would have asked me 10 years ago which city would inflict someone like this on us, I would not have guessed Minneapolis.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 16, 2019 06:13 PM (dNzKv)

This stuff has been De Rigueur in Minneapolis for going on 2 decades now. There have been problems with cabbies at the airport picking up seeing-eye dogs and people with alcohol due to all the Somali immigrants.

Minneapolis, MN, Dearborne, MI - ground zero, baby.

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at September 16, 2019 06:52 PM (w+Ped)

259 I have to go to a meeting right now, but I will leave you with these words of wisdom from my pastor from this past Sunday:

"People say they don't like lies. That's not true. They like lies that fit their sinful nature. Even when they know the lies are untrue, they believe them because they fit their sinful nature."

Looking at you, Democrat Party.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 16, 2019 06:53 PM (gAXBD)

260 205 In a sane world on 9/12 every American consulate in the muslim world would have been closed and immigration from the musli world would have stopped. Not slowed down. No reduced. Just stopped. Period. End of fucking sentence.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 16, 2019 06:42 PM (FiUMj)


And many would have been sent packing.

Posted by: Ol' Town Crier at September 16, 2019 06:53 PM (+gUIl)

261 Gangs of Ilhan Omar's constituents are prowling the city in packs looking for individual Americans to be oppressed by

https://www.theblaze.com/news/minneapolis-police-beating-videos

Posted by: ace at September 16, 2019 06:53 PM (PbpT7)

262 244
She's the one dating the pasty white guy, right?

she's dating biden?

Posted by: Anachronda at September 16, 2019 06:53 PM (sGtp+)

263 Ilhan Omar: Impeaching Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh is 'Our Constitutional Duty'

https://tinyurl.com/yypwb9my

Posted by: redridinghood at September 16, 2019 06:54 PM (wiXsO)

264 Thanks Dubya, really appreciate you flooding the country with terrorist loving, lying cheating scum like Omar.
Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at September 16, 2019 06:14 PM (eASYU)


I knew we were done when W said it's "the religion of peace."

I yelled at the TV, "no, you idiot! It means submission! We are doomed!"

Posted by: Flyover at September 16, 2019 06:54 PM (B5K06)

265 257
Oh yes, Ben, the package is in hand.



Wait, that doesn't sound quite right...


would have been funnier with a kavanaugh sockpuppet

Posted by: Anachronda at September 16, 2019 06:54 PM (sGtp+)

266 265 257
Oh yes, Ben, the package is in hand.



Wait, that doesn't sound quite right...

would have been funnier with a kavanaugh sockpuppet
Posted by: Anachronda at September 16, 2019 06:54 PM (sGtp+)

Heh. That takes a whole fire team, from what I've heard.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 06:54 PM (NWiLs)

267 258 39 If you would have asked me 10 years ago which city would inflict someone like this on us, I would not have guessed Minneapolis.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 16, 2019 06:13 PM (dNzKv)


It was a trick Clinton played on them.

Posted by: Ol' Town Crier at September 16, 2019 06:55 PM (+gUIl)

268 262 244
She's the one dating the pasty white guy, right?

she's dating biden?



Biden's pasty? He looks like he's 50% ManTan from a Can.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 16, 2019 06:55 PM (oVJmc)

269 Hey, Mark Spitz! No freestyle! Breaststroke only!

Posted by: Lifeguard Joe Biden at September 16, 2019 06:55 PM (PbpT7)

270 Insom, Great, Enjoy!

Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2019 06:55 PM (cgIyZ)

271 245 http://bit.ly/2ApqS5c
*******
EXCLUSIVE: Hillary Used at Least Six Different Personal Phones for Government Business and All Were Easily Hacked!
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 16, 2019 06:49 PM (BqBId)

her last email was hrc22 so that mean 1 thru 21 were hacked.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 16, 2019 06:56 PM (JFO2v)

272 268
262 244

She's the one dating the pasty white guy, right?



she's dating biden?





Biden's pasty?


you are what you eat

Posted by: Anachronda at September 16, 2019 06:56 PM (sGtp+)

273 "Breaststroke only!"

Heh.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at September 16, 2019 06:56 PM (gAXBD)

274 270 Insom, Great, Enjoy!
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2019 06:55 PM (cgIyZ)

Thank you! It's everything I'd hoped for and more!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 06:56 PM (NWiLs)

275 Biden's pasty?

you are what you eat
Posted by: Anachronda at September 16, 2019 06:56 PM (sGtp+)

With or without tassels?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 06:57 PM (NWiLs)

276 ITS FUNNY BECAUSE SHE'S A MUSLIM AND SHE'S FINE BUT I'M AN AMERICAN AND I HAVE A BROKEN ELBOW.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at September 16, 2019 06:58 PM (gAXBD)

277 Never forget Minnesota gave us such criminals as Hubert Humphrey and Walter Mondale.

The assholes from that state have been doing this crap for years.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 16, 2019 06:59 PM (Z+IKu)

278 >>Gangs of Ilhan Omar's constituents are prowling the city in packs looking for individual Americans to be oppressed by


I am sensing some sarcasm.

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2019 06:59 PM (yBOIx)

279 My main issue with calling the current times a "clash of civilizations" is that it implies that our enemies are civilized.

This is an attack *on* civilization. From the East, the Far East, the New world Southern hemisphere, and from the Left. But mostly from the elites who have benefited so much from our rules and civilization but are too stupid to see it.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at September 16, 2019 07:00 PM (LWu6U)

280 We were warned of a backlash.

I watched for a backlash.

All we saw were self inflicted hoaxes.

So much shared reality from libdiots.

Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2019 07:00 PM (p5VRR)

281 Fuck you, America.

Posted by: Ilhan Omar at September 16, 2019 07:00 PM (sy5kK)

282 Insom, I'll do a reverse Weasel and send you a peck on the cheek to go along with the cap.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2019 07:01 PM (cgIyZ)

283 That seems to be a thing.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2019 06:16 PM (ZLI7S)

Lacking a clit, it's not likely to do her any good.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2019 07:01 PM (jEgzt)

284 AND I HAVE A BROKEN ELBOW.

Slap a hot iron on it and stop your whining.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 16, 2019 07:01 PM (dUJdY)

285 I saw Package In Hand open for George Michael at Mary's in Montrose 1989.

Posted by: Diophantes at September 16, 2019 07:02 PM (ykYG2)

286
Update: Gangs of Ilhan Omar's constituents are prowling the city looking for Americans to be oppressed by.


Great commercial for the 2nd Amendment.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 16, 2019 07:02 PM (oVJmc)

287 off Greek sock.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 16, 2019 07:02 PM (ykYG2)

288 282 Insom, I'll do a reverse Weasel and send you a peck on the cheek to go along with the cap.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2019 07:01 PM (cgIyZ)

*looks around furtively*
*blushes*

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 07:03 PM (NWiLs)

289 W was the most beta fighter pilot, ever.

He was like a towel boy for real men. Don't get me wrong, I liked him in the drinking buddy sort of way, but he saw America under attack, and he flinched.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at September 16, 2019 07:03 PM (LWu6U)

290 281 Posted by: Ilhan Omar at September 16, 2019 07:00 PM (sy5kK)

Sweetheart, I am not your brother.
//America

Posted by: sven at September 16, 2019 07:03 PM (xbWHd)

291 It wouldn't bother me one whit if this ditzy broad with a hankie on her noggin received a couple of good slaps to remind her of her station within Islam.

Posted by: Fritz at September 16, 2019 07:03 PM (kLDv+)

292 Why on earth is anybody interviewing this wretched woman and giving her airtime to complain about how she's the real victim of 9/11? She's a horrible person and should not be in any seat of power in a sane world. This crap drives me nuts.

Posted by: bluebell at September 16, 2019 07:04 PM (aXucN)

293 Hello Horde,

Just got back online yesterday and have been enjoying the return to your company.

As always, thanks for the news and the laughs.

As to the current subject, the old saying "better late than never" comes to mind.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 16, 2019 07:05 PM (IDhUW)

294 293 Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 16, 2019 07:05 PM (IDhUW)
Welcome back Kestrel, yeah if she was hurt by the tongue bath W gave Muslims just wait until we actually start showing anger.

Posted by: sven at September 16, 2019 07:06 PM (xbWHd)

295 Re the update:

So Minneapolis is hiring 14 new cops and eight will be for "neighborhood outreach." Yes, that will work.

I also wondered the reason for all the euphemisms and avoidances of the racial and ethnic motives, and then noticed the article appeared in The Blaze and was written by Leon Wolf. This answers the mystery of whether someone can be too cucky to write for a cuck publication.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at September 16, 2019 07:06 PM (iw59Q)

296 I just hope she keeps using her cock holster for pissing off decent and civilized Americans. Because she is how you get more Trump.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 16, 2019 07:07 PM (pw+jk)

297 The first muzzie that starts to say al Hah axbar is going to be met with auto correct.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2019 07:08 PM (cgIyZ)

298 295 Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at September 16, 2019 07:06 PM (iw59Q)

Given that ten of them will likely be Somali themselves the net result will be less convictions and arrests because the cops will warn the gangs how long the response will be.

Posted by: sven at September 16, 2019 07:08 PM (xbWHd)

299 Rep. Omar was elected to represent her constituents. And she is. Unfortunately her constituents are a bunch of America hating idiots. Keep in mind she represents a small part of America.
As Bluebell (I think) stated, it's a shame that she gets so much air time.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 16, 2019 07:10 PM (N3JsI)

300
Starting with the Obama era, these successive crops of vicious brown grifters have worked long and hard to convince me that the civil rights movement was a gigantic con, and all talk of one great human family is a grotesque fraud, and the only problem they really have with slavery and Jim
Crow is that the wrong people were being enslaved. They have ground this assertion into my face like a giant spiny lobster and they have convinced me.

I pay for these dickheads to sit around and plan my extinction.

The backlash they falsely claim all the time, the one that never arrives, is now just around the corner. They demand it. I will comply with their wishes, and do my part.

Somebody is going to grab this bony stick figure Omar by her ankles and swing her into a wall.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 16, 2019 07:10 PM (1RlY2)

301 Romans Still Fear Abuse From Christians

200 years after they crucified Christ many Romans still feel they are being discriminated against. We interviewed Marcus and Aurelius, both feared they would not be promoted to second assistant second shift manager at Starbucks.

I mean WTF, said Marcus, some wood, nails, and a few thorns and we are the bad guys.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 16, 2019 07:11 PM (JFO2v)

302 Our response after 9/11 was pretty soft, when you get down to it. Our leaders jumped up on their tables and pleaded with us to just not get too mad and violent against our peaceful neighbors. That's all we heard from our politicians and the Media, but I repeat myself. Islamophobe was the New Racisty Racist, and white guys were suspects of this NEW SIN....

Rant off.....

Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2019 07:11 PM (90T4r)

303 just wait until we actually start showing anger
-----
Being basically nice people, we have given our enemies a lot of latitude. With the masks coming off the enemies, we should be able to identify them and if/when needed take action.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 16, 2019 07:11 PM (IDhUW)

304 Yes Jack
more Steely Dan

Posted by: kactus at September 16, 2019 07:11 PM (haWE5)

305 She needs to go home. To Somalia.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 16, 2019 07:11 PM (7imgO)

306 Ilhan's behavior isn't unbelievable at all, it's textbook sociopathic.

Posted by: kallisto at September 16, 2019 07:13 PM (za+mW)

307 303 Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 16, 2019 07:11 PM (IDhUW)

The right needs to be more giving like Santa Claus.....
and being like Santa means "making a list and checking it twice...."

Posted by: sven at September 16, 2019 07:13 PM (xbWHd)

308 Blue bird of f**king joy -

How the he!! did you do that upside down thingy?!?!?

Posted by: Grannymimi at September 16, 2019 07:13 PM (u5LFV)

309 305 She needs to go home. To Somalia.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 16, 2019 07:11 PM (7___O)

She would not last a year there, and she knows it.

Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2019 07:13 PM (90T4r)

310 306 Posted by: kallisto at September 16, 2019 07:13 PM (za+mW)

If you want to understand just how normal she is take a hard look at Londonistan Municipal politics post 2000.

Posted by: sven at September 16, 2019 07:13 PM (xbWHd)

311 Starting with the Obama era, these successive crops of vicious brown grifters have worked long and hard to convince me that the civil rights movement was a gigantic con, and all talk of one great human family is a grotesque fraud, and the only problem they really have with slavery and Jim
Crow is that the wrong people were being enslaved. They have ground this assertion into my face like a giant spiny lobster and they have convinced me.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 16, 2019 07:10 PM (1RlY2)

Yup......The Civil Rights Act of 1964 was no such thing.

Now we reap what we sowed.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 16, 2019 07:14 PM (Z+IKu)

312 8 Fucking wog.
Posted by: Archer


The wogs begin at St. Paul.

Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2019 07:14 PM (Q3dyo)

313 77 LOL. Paying blackmail isn't illegal.
Posted by: rickb223

===

yeah, but they still want his tax returns because maybe he used his business funds to do it. Not that he runs a publicly traded company but maybe he took a loss on that money?

This lawfare from the left is war, trump needs to open up a special unit just to fuck these people in the ass right back.
Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 16, 2019 06:18 PM (thQkh)


Rich and famous people pay off the leeches and anklebiters all the time, perfectly legal.

This legal trash from NY that claim to be lawful are not investigating a crime, rather are fleecing the Trumps to try to find something, anything, illegal.

Just like they do it in Venezuela and Iran.

It was Uncle Josef that said something about give me the man, and I will find the crime, or something like that.

These NY shitheads should hang by lamp posts.

Someday......someday.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 16, 2019 07:14 PM (sy5kK)

314 Yes Cannibal Bob it is really me.
I am recovering nicely from my surgery and will likely be returning to the field next week.
I hope the horde is well, and wanted to let all the horde know that Ms10077 and Lad10077 are both doing well.
Posted by: sven at September 16, 2019 06:36 PM (xbWHd)

Good to see you here, sven!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2019 07:14 PM (jEgzt)

315 309 305 She needs to go home. To Somalia.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 16, 2019 07:11 PM (7___O)

She would not last a year there, and she knows it.
Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2019 07:13 PM (90T4r)



With all of her adultery she would be headless within hours after her arrival.

Let's buy her a one-way ticket.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2019 07:15 PM (myjNJ)

316 If windmills could harness the infinite supply of backlash...

Posted by: klaftern at September 16, 2019 07:16 PM (RuIsu)

317 Another democrat what doesn't know to stop digging when they've already hit bedrock.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 07:16 PM (NWiLs)

318 With all of her adultery she would be headless within hours after her arrival.

Let's buy her a one-way ticket.


Yeah, why waste money?

Posted by: ʎoſ ƃuᴉ,Ⅎ ɟo pɹᴉq ǝnlq at September 16, 2019 07:16 PM (lD3vL)

319 Everyone must do his part.

Posted by: Ol' Town Crier at September 16, 2019 07:17 PM (+gUIl)

320 Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2019 07:13 PM (90T4r)

She's the worst kind of traitor. She abandoned her land and her way of life instead of fighting for it, and she comes her to bad mouth us. Fuck her and the horse she rode in on.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 16, 2019 07:17 PM (7imgO)

321 OT: just listened to The Cars' "Drive" on yootoob.

A sad couple days.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 16, 2019 07:17 PM (ykYG2)

322 311 Starting with the Obama era, these successive crops of vicious brown grifters have worked long and hard to convince me that the civil rights movement was a gigantic con, and all talk of one great human family is a grotesque fraud, and the only problem they really have with slavery and Jim
Crow is that the wrong people were being enslaved. They have ground this assertion into my face like a giant spiny lobster and they have convinced me.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 16, 2019 07:10 PM (1RlY2)

Yup......The Civil Rights Act of 1964 was no such thing.

Now we reap what we sowed.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 16, 2019 07:14 PM (Z+IKu)



When I signed it, I said that those n*****s will be voting Democrat for the next 200 years.

55 down, 145 to go!

Posted by: Lyndon Baines Johnson at September 16, 2019 07:17 PM (sy5kK)

323 Blue bird! How are you doing that upside down and backward thingy with the nic?

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2019 07:18 PM (myjNJ)

324 PDT is having a rally in...NM??

Posted by: IC at September 16, 2019 07:18 PM (a0IVu)

325 Democrats will keep digging and digging looking for any scrap of information that they can make the general public think it's a bigger problem.

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2019 07:19 PM (ZCEU2)

326 Ilhan, Why be a slave to democracy when you can go to Somalia and be a queen of millions?

Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2019 07:19 PM (cgIyZ)

327 "So Minneapolis is hiring 14 new cops ..."

Do they train at the pistol range with targets of Australian Milfs in lingerie?

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at September 16, 2019 07:19 PM (w7KSn)

328 Under nood

Posted by: Josephistan at September 16, 2019 07:19 PM (Izzlo)

329 Yup......The Civil Rights Act of 1964 was no such thing.

Now we reap what we sowed.
-----
The swing of the pendulum..... I hope that this returning swing will not over correct, but result in accepting that "all men are created equal"

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 16, 2019 07:20 PM (IDhUW)

330 It was Uncle Josef that said something about give me the man, and I will find the crime, or something like that
....
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 16, 2019 07:14 PM (sy5kK)


Please, let us give credit where credit is due!

Posted by: Zombie L Beria at September 16, 2019 07:20 PM (BiNEL)

331 314 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2019 07:14 PM (jEgzt)

Happy to be here, my hashtag changed because I am back at Ft Polk.
I miss everyone and am doing well at my job.
What time I have to post on the remains of the day is usually at Insty's.
Good stuff on the ONTs of late.
Hope all is well, and I sincerely hope that our departed friends who were troubled by the choice in 2016 come home for 2020.
We need to reunify and unleash the horde.
God bless you all.

Posted by: sven at September 16, 2019 07:20 PM (xbWHd)

332

Would you rather be gang raped by Blacks, Muslims, or Black Muslims? We report, you decide!

Posted by: Your MFM at September 16, 2019 07:20 PM (+R3wP)

333 327 "So Minneapolis is hiring 14 new cops ..."

Do they train at the pistol range with targets of Australian Milfs in lingerie?

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at September 16, 2019 07:19 PM (w7KSn)
----------------


How to shoot in a car
How to shoot across your partner
How to shoot first and ask questions later

Posted by: Ol' Town Crier at September 16, 2019 07:21 PM (+gUIl)

334 C-Span 9pm President Trump rally Rio Rancho NM

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2019 07:21 PM (ZCEU2)

335
Starting with the Obama era, these successive crops of vicious brown grifters have worked long and hard to convince me that the civil rights movement was a gigantic con,

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug

======

You'd think so, considering how quickly it got jacked. But even Dennis Prager and Larry Elder admit that it didn't spring from nothing. People were getting screwed at one time. I wish I could find the vid they made, I think it's about 10 years old, that summarizes the whole story, the origins, the jacking, the affirmative action mess we have today.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2019 07:23 PM (3EPLG)

336 God bless you and yours sven

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 16, 2019 07:25 PM (IDhUW)

337 76 One day they will get the backlash that they talk about.

Posted by: Picric at September 16, 2019 06:18 PM (nonGu)


When? I've been hearing that for 18 years.

Posted by: rickl at September 16, 2019 07:25 PM (sdi6R)

338 The sad part of this is that she was probably in a news studio in New York, maybe DC and the interviewer didn't stand up and bitch slap her like the sperm burpin penis holster that she is.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 16, 2019 07:26 PM (7imgO)

339 the civil rights movement was a gigantic con,

I read that as 'gigantic coon.'

I denounce myself and will spend the night in The Box.

Posted by: Pendulous Richard at September 16, 2019 07:26 PM (UFLLM)

340 If this country is such a terrible place, WHY are they here?!

Posted by: Cheriebebe at September 16, 2019 06:50 PM (a4qVe)


You obviously have not evaluated the potential for benefits and graft in other countries!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 16, 2019 07:27 PM (BiNEL)

341 You obviously have not evaluated the potential for benefits and graft in other countries!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 16, 2019 07:27 PM (BiNEL)


Germany?
England?

Posted by: Ol' Town Crier at September 16, 2019 07:29 PM (+gUIl)

342 ABC Nightly News just ran a story in which they repeated every discredited NYT talking point re: Kavanaugh ....including waiting until the end of the story to say that 'Republicans point to the Times saying the accuser doesn't even recall the story'. Unreal.The NYT formula for destroying America in 4 simple steps:1. Print a slanted anti-Republican story, which omits key facts2. Unleash the entire leftist media across the country to go crazy repeating the story3. Add a 'never mind' disclaimer 10 hours later, which totally discredits the story... but don't acknowledge that it totally discredits the story.
4. Never, ever apologize or write a correction to the original story.
Here we are, 48 hours after the NYT broke the story, and the leftist minions at ABC news are repeating all the lies as if they are true. Un -freaking- believable.

Posted by: Forheremenaremen at September 16, 2019 07:30 PM (RLiOt)

343 Germany?
England?

Posted by: Ol' Town Crier at September 16, 2019 07:29 PM (+gUIl)


Well, they apparently do approve of blonde rape in Sweden, so you may have a point!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 16, 2019 07:30 PM (BiNEL)

344 When? I've been hearing that for 18 years.

Posted by: rickl at September 16, 2019 07:25 PM (sdi6R)


Increasingly, I have begun to think maybe "that's not really who we are!"

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 16, 2019 07:32 PM (BiNEL)

345 If only NASA had done more for Muslim outreach. It was just too little, too late

like "outreach" from the entire fleet of USSBN's.

Posted by: Grannymimi at September 16, 2019 07:35 PM (u5LFV)

346 Hello, my name is lin-duh and I am a racist....

Posted by: lin-duh at September 16, 2019 07:36 PM (UUBmN)

347 Here we are, 48 hours after the NYT broke the story, and the leftist minions at ABC news are repeating all the lies as if they are true. Un -freaking- believable.
Posted by: Forheremenaremen
-------
Is it really that unbelievable???///

Posted by: lin-duh at September 16, 2019 07:38 PM (UUBmN)

348 327:

"Do they train at the pistol range with targets of Australian Milfs in lingerie?"


That's officially been memoryholed.


Move on.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at September 16, 2019 07:39 PM (iw59Q)

349
I might not belong here anymore, but I for DAMN sure am still going to rail about how much of a Cancer that Islam is upon the world.
Posted by: Allie at September 16, 2019 06:38 PM (pgXNG)

Nonsense. Not the Islam part, but that you don't belong here.

sure you do! as much as anyone else.

so stop that talk, ok?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 16, 2019 07:40 PM (sy5kK)

350 349
I might not belong here anymore, but I for DAMN sure am still going to rail about how much of a Cancer that Islam is upon the world.
Posted by: Allie at September 16, 2019 06:38 PM (pgXNG)

Nonsense. Not the Islam part, but that you don't belong here.

sure you do! as much as anyone else.

so stop that talk, ok?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 16, 2019 07:40 PM (sy5kK)

Truth about conservatives, typically people are seen and accepted as the individuals they are not a group they are part of.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 16, 2019 07:42 PM (IDhUW)

351
The backlash is potential energy, held in check by the activation energy required.

It will be initiated when one person too many loses a loved one to this madness.

Once started it will be self-sustaining like a forest fire. It is the nature of civil wars.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 16, 2019 07:44 PM (1RlY2)

352 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46BCpSJKIjw
********
Ilhan Omar's song

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 16, 2019 07:53 PM (BqBId)

353 Not nearly enough.

Posted by: Quilp at September 16, 2019 07:55 PM (Bf3hj)

354 When you think about Ihlan, you understand why even her brother got tired of her.

Posted by: tbodie at September 16, 2019 07:56 PM (vz4z/)

355 Happy to be here, my hashtag changed because I am back at Ft Polk.
I miss everyone and am doing well at my job.
What time I have to post on the remains of the day is usually at Insty's.
Good stuff on the ONTs of late.
Hope all is well, and I sincerely hope that our departed friends who were troubled by the choice in 2016 come home for 2020.
We need to reunify and unleash the horde.
God bless you all.
Posted by: sven at September 16, 2019 07:20 PM
************
Yes, wze do need to all come together in order to save our country. You think censorship is bad now, if the Leftists win the only opinion allowed will be theirs.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 16, 2019 07:57 PM (wiXsO)

356 Get outta my country you stupid cum bucket.

Posted by: Leonard Pinth-Garnell at September 16, 2019 08:58 PM (/Q8NR)

357 No, bitch. No.

Posted by: Gadzooks Mike at September 16, 2019 09:16 PM (p9mPa)

358 The only reason she is claiming terrorism is because we didn't kill every last one of them.

Posted by: Rob in Katy at September 16, 2019 10:46 PM (yCDuR)

359 Minnesota wanted them, and it got them good and hard.

Posted by: I am not corey Booker at September 17, 2019 12:35 AM (nRj4F)

And Now, Another Episode of "Grampa Joe's Corny Old-Timey Half-Remembered Lies"

This is as true as it gets, friends.


A newly surfaced video clip from 2017 shows Joe Biden recounting a bizarre alleged incident in which he deftly avoided a razor-and-chain fight with a gang leader named Corn Pop, when Biden was serving as the only white lifeguard at a predominately black Delaware pool in the summer of 1962.

...

"I learned a lot. And I learned that it makes a difference," Biden said in the 2017 video clip, which documented the ceremony in which the Brown-Burton-Winchester Park was renamed the Joseph R. Biden Jr. Aquatic Center.

"This was the diving board area, and I was one of the guards, and they weren't allowed to -- it was a 3-meter board. And if you fell off sideways, you landed on the damn, er, darn cement over there," Biden said.


Some members of the crowd laughed, apparently at Biden correcting his language, as a small gathering of black children surrounding Biden looked ahead, seemingly disinterested.

"And Corn Pop was a bad dude. And he ran a bunch of bad boys. And back in those days -- to show how things have changed -- one of the things you had to use, if you used Pomade in your hair, you had to wear a baby cap. And so he was up on the board and wouldn't listen to me. I said, 'Hey, Esther, you! Off the board, or I'll come up and drag you off.' Well, he came off, and he said, 'I'll meet you outside.'"

Biden's comments were a reference to competitive swimmer-turned actress Esther Williams, who died in 2013.

"My car was mostly, these were all public housing behind us," Biden continued. "My car - there was a gate on here. I parked my car outside the gate. And he said, 'I'll be waiting for you. He was waiting for me with three guys with straight razors. Not a joke. There was a guy named Bill Wright the only white guy and he did all the pools. He was a mechanic. And I said, 'What am I gonna do?' And he said. 'Come down here in the basement, where all the mechanics- - where all the pool builder is.' You know the chain, there used to be a chain that went across the deep end. And he cut off a six-foot length of chain, and folded it up and he said, 'You walk out with that chain, and you walk to the car and say, 'you may cut me man, but I'm gonna wrap this chain around your head.'"


Biden continued: "I said, 'You're kidding me.'" He said, 'No if you don't, don't come back.' And he was right. So I walked out with the chain. And I walked up to my car. And in those days, you remember the straight razors, you had to bang 'em on the curb, gettin' em rusty, puttin' em in the rain barrel, gettin' em rusty? And I looked at him, but I was smart, then. I said, 'First of all,' I said, 'when I tell you to get off the board, you get off the board, and I'll kick you out again, but I shouldn't have called you Esther Williams, and I apologize for that. I apologize.' But I didn't know that apology was gonna work."

"He said, 'you apologize to me?'" Biden went on. "I said, 'I apologize but not for throwing you out, but I apologize for what I said.' He said, 'OK,' closed that straight razor, and my heart began to beat again."

News has come out that there was indeed a guy calling himself "Corn Pop" alive at that time, and there was a gang called "The Romans."

But the rest of the story seems... well, Bidenesque. This twitter user cast doubt on a lot of the story, highlighting Biden's claim that many of the blacks at the pool had never spoken to a white person before.

He points out that whites made up 73% of the county, making this claim highly dubious.

I'm not sure if I believe that Joe Biden almost had a chain and knife fight which was later defused by mutual recognition of each other's humanity.

Because I think I saw that happen in "Beat It."





Posted by: Ace of Spades at 04:06 PM




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1 The gangsta's name was really "KABOOM!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2019 05:06 PM (Kpl3J)

2 Joey Bidet is a few Fruit Loops short of a bowl.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2019 05:08 PM (7pqxB)

3 He really wanted to put Corn Pop back in chains.

Posted by: Roy at September 16, 2019 05:08 PM (Ciifn)

4 SCREAM AND LEAP!

Into the pool in 1962, that is.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2019 05:09 PM (ClOmq)

5 As far as Biden stories go, this is one of the best.

As Mark Steyn would say, this is classic Biden.

Posted by: SH at September 16, 2019 05:09 PM (sX1BW)

6 "... predominately black Delaware pool in the summer of 1962."

I imagine the diving board was a pretty lonely place at that pool.

Posted by: BuckIV at September 16, 2019 05:09 PM (PZ2ib)

7 Eat it! Just eat it!

Posted by: Joe Biden channel MJ by way of Weird Al at September 16, 2019 05:09 PM (RD7QR)

8 It wasn't Corn Pop you stupid old man. It was me.

Posted by: Frosted Flake at September 16, 2019 05:09 PM (5itaF)

9 And Cornpop is conveniently dead.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2019 05:09 PM (jEgzt)

10 How badass could that guy be? - his name was Corn Pop and he wore a bathing cap to the pool.

Posted by: Roy at September 16, 2019 05:10 PM (Ciifn)

11 Beat it.

https://youtu.be/oRdxUFDoQe0

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 16, 2019 05:10 PM (jYnPD)

12 Who did he steal this story from?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2019 05:10 PM (7pqxB)

13 Let me tell you about the time I faced down Count Chockula!

Posted by: Joe Biden channels MJ by way of Weird Al at September 16, 2019 05:10 PM (RD7QR)

14 "They gonna put ya'll back in CHAINZ!"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 16, 2019 05:10 PM (ptqGC)

15
When you're a Jet, you're a Jet all the way
From your first cigarette to your last dying day.
My word as a Biden.

Posted by: Smokin' Joe Biden at September 16, 2019 05:11 PM (iCClr)

16
Wait, what?

The Joe Biden Aquatic Center?!?!

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 16, 2019 05:11 PM (KL8os)

17 This version sounds a *fraction* more plausible in one detail, that Biden went out with the chain in hand, instead of wrapped around his arm and under a towel. Of course, now he's added the detail that all three kids had straight razors instead of Corn Pop alone.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2019 05:11 PM (ClOmq)

18 My theory is still that it was "Corn Chip", not "Corn Pop", and that it was a Mexican, not a black guy, and that the whole thing is a half-remembered dream from when Plugs nodded off during a Frito Bandito commercial.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 05:11 PM (IRd4p)

19 You apologizing to me?

YOU apologizing to ME!

YOU APOLOGIZING TO ME!!

Posted by: Corn Pop talking to a mirror at September 16, 2019 05:11 PM (Ciifn)

20 The Romans. Weren't they in The Warriors movie dressed like centurions?


Can You Dig It !!

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 16, 2019 05:11 PM (hN5g8)

21 And in those days, you remember the straight razors, you had to bang
'em on the curb, gettin' em rusty, puttin' em in the rain barrel,
gettin' em rusty?


Someone slip this tip to bluebell.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 16, 2019 05:11 PM (ptqGC)

22 OK you paste eating ass hat. Whatever makes you feel better. Now wipe that milk off your lip and STFU.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 16, 2019 05:12 PM (Qf6sY)

23 Coulda happened just that way, you don't know.

Thing is the system is broken so we are all senile now.

Posted by: Living in Amash's District at September 16, 2019 05:12 PM (Xo3T0)

24 What, no running under sniper fire?

Piker.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 16, 2019 05:12 PM (zmxYi)

25 He shouldn't have called that guy Venus Williams.

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2019 05:12 PM (yBOIx)

26 > his name was Corn Pop and he wore a bathing cap to the pool.

Keeps the Jheri Curl from forming an oil slick.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 05:12 PM (IRd4p)

27 Someone please tell me there's no Ted Kennedy Aquatic Center.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 16, 2019 05:12 PM (ptqGC)

28 He ran a bunch of bad boys

++++

Boys?

That 's rather.....problematical, isn't it?

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at September 16, 2019 05:12 PM (T09ml)

29 18 My theory is still that it was "Corn Chip", not "Corn Pop", and that it was a Mexican, not a black guy, and that the whole thing is a half-remembered dream from when Plugs nodded off during a Frito Bandito commercial.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 05:11 PM (IRd4p)


Aye, aye, aye-aye!!

Posted by: Roy at September 16, 2019 05:12 PM (Ciifn)

30
I did my part to keep the negros out of our pools!

Posted by: Joe "Cracker Jack" Biden at September 16, 2019 05:12 PM (AzW6q)

31 And then I told ol' Corn Pop, to have some more chicken, have some more pie. It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried. Just eat it.

Posted by: Biden at September 16, 2019 05:12 PM (jYnPD)

32 So Joey Plugz and Corn Pone almost had a brawl, but in the end they hugged it out?

Posted by: sven at September 16, 2019 05:12 PM (xbWHd)

33 And that little girl was me...

Posted by: Hawkpilot at September 16, 2019 05:12 PM (7ZV3n)

34 I even doubt the diving board detail. Back in the '60s, public pools had 10-foot boards. Not three-meters.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at September 16, 2019 05:13 PM (jWe5r)

35 Then there was the time Count Chocula grabbed me from behind in a dark alley around midnight. I apologized for being a warm-blooded mammal. He retracted his fangs, said Ok, offered me his hand to shake, and we're still friends to this day. Swear it on my dead son's grave, man.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 16, 2019 05:13 PM (5itaF)

36 Carrie Ann just won the internet today.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 16, 2019 05:13 PM (ptqGC)

37 I'm pretty sure Biden is confusing real life with the movies The Outsiders and Porky's.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2019 05:13 PM (LgJhO)

38 If he swore on that story "as a Biden," I'm sold. That's pretty much the Gold Standard.

Posted by: Oedipus at September 16, 2019 05:13 PM (N4r5a)

39 So what's the over/under before some leftist accuses Biden of racism?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 16, 2019 05:13 PM (zmxYi)

40 'Unchain my Heart' - Joe Biden and the Corn Pop Gang (1962)

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2019 05:13 PM (yBOIx)

41 Somewhere there is a black Providence gang banger by the name of Sugar Smack who but for the chance of fate determined by Biden's cereal of choice for that day is not the most famous Delaware gang banger to ever have lived.

Posted by: SH at September 16, 2019 05:13 PM (sX1BW)

42 Well his name was Joe Wheat. So corn, whatever. He had a Pop who shaved with a straight razor he said, and he was gonna get it from his house, man. He said he would threaten my cracker, excuse me for saying "cracker ass" with it. So, I'm not saying I'm brave or nothing, but its not everyone who would stand with brother Malcolm X on that bridge in Selma like I did.
I can see it like it was yesterday man. Governor Reagan was there with his boys, his dogs and the firehoses.
Just like yesterday. It was beautiful man.

Posted by: My Word as a Biden at September 16, 2019 05:13 PM (koNhm)

43 Was this before or after he gave his famous Welsh Coal Miner speech?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 16, 2019 05:13 PM (NVYyb)

44 I thought they don't have any buoyancy ?

Posted by: yacht rocker at September 16, 2019 05:13 PM (B+t5k)

45 21 And in those days, you remember the straight razors, you had to bang
'em on the curb, gettin' em rusty, puttin' em in the rain barrel,
gettin' em rusty?

Someone slip this tip to bluebell.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 16, 2019


*
*

I don't get what Joe is talking about (though of course I rarely ever do). Straight razors were made more effective by a coating of rust?? (Hard to rust stainless steel, ain't it?)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2019 05:13 PM (ClOmq)

46 And the three...um.....boys in the gang were Snap, Crackle and Little Pop.

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at September 16, 2019 05:13 PM (T09ml)

47 Man, I must have had more than my limit or fell into that damn time machine.
I've been to this thread before.

Posted by: Ol' Town Drunk at September 16, 2019 05:14 PM (a3puQ)

48
"Aquatic Center" wasn't their first choice.
They almost named it The Joe Biden Place Where You Get All Wet And Shit In The Big Hole In The Ground.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 16, 2019 05:14 PM (KL8os)

49 "I knew Captain Crunch."
" And you, Sir...are no Captain Crunch."

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 16, 2019 05:14 PM (yBOIx)

50 I love the video of Uncle Joe spittin' his dentures during the debate.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 16, 2019 05:14 PM (pyXW1)

51 That CarrieAnne tweet is friggin hilarious.

Posted by: irright at September 16, 2019 05:14 PM (pMGkg)

52 The leader of the meanest gang in town went by Kaboom.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 16, 2019 05:14 PM (ptqGC)

53 *clink*clink*clink*

Joeeeeeey! Come out and plaaaaayyy!

Posted by: Corn Pop and the Romans at September 16, 2019 05:14 PM (iCClr)

54 Joey Bidet had a tussle with Huggy Bear Sr?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2019 05:14 PM (7pqxB)

55 My favorite Joe Biden Moment was when he stood up before a graduating class at Princeton and threw down an IQ comparison challenge; Joe versus Princeton.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 16, 2019 05:14 PM (NVYyb)

56 36
Carrie Ann just won the internet today.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 16, 2019 05:13 PM (ptqGC)

I give her three sniffs.

Posted by: Biden at September 16, 2019 05:14 PM (jYnPD)

57 News has come out that there was indeed a guy calling himself "Corn Pop" alive at that time, and there was a gang called "The Romans."



They weren't shit. You should have seen Pop Corn and the Greeks.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2019 05:14 PM (AKYZm)

58 And in those days, you remember the straight razors, you had to bang
'em on the curb, gettin' em rusty, puttin' em in the rain barrel,
gettin' em rusty?

--------------

Unlike to today, when you can just order an already rusted straight razor directly from Amazon.

Posted by: SH at September 16, 2019 05:14 PM (sX1BW)

59 "I'm your Crunch-Berry."

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 16, 2019 05:15 PM (yBOIx)

60 Wait West Side Story was on Delaware? Where is Maria in this story.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 16, 2019 05:15 PM (zksaJ)

61 So, some garrulous old man spins a yarn about days of old... pretty much sums it up... except that said old man is a notorious liar, so skepticism is mandatory.

Besides... Who Cares??

Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2019 05:15 PM (90T4r)

62 I carry a straight razor and a folding knife. I do not try to get them rusty. Perhaps I am doing something wrong here.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2019 05:15 PM (myjNJ)

63 Did you see the one where he said he and Barack were tested for AIDS ?

Posted by: jsg at September 16, 2019 05:15 PM (aDxMP)

64
I never heard of a pool called an "Aquatic Center."

Is it also an Aquarium?? With penguins and seals?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 16, 2019 05:15 PM (KL8os)

65 >>Keeps the Jheri Curl from forming an oil slick.

Soul Glo.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2019 05:15 PM (ZLI7S)

66 "And Corn Pop was a bad dude. And he ran a bunch of bad boys.

"Yes, they were called The Sharks. The only gang tough enough to stand up to The Jets. They accepted me and put away the razors when I won the dance-off."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 16, 2019 05:15 PM (zmxYi)

67 Oh lord. laughing so hard at the Carrie Ann tweet and the stupidity that is Biden.

Posted by: IC at September 16, 2019 05:15 PM (a0IVu)

68 Another week another Bullshit Biden tale. Why do we even bother to comment? Just pass the popcorn

Posted by: Sock Monkey... going boldly...somewhere...when I find my keys at September 16, 2019 05:15 PM (9Vttv)

69 is joe trying to get on unlimited fighting champions? why is this dumb fuck always trying to impress everybody with his tough guy bullshit? what a corncob clusterfuck.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 16, 2019 05:15 PM (KP5rU)

70 It's like Joe is trying to make up for some lack in himself or something.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 16, 2019 05:15 PM (ptqGC)

71 60 Wait West Side Story was on Delaware? Where is Maria in this story.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 16, 2019 05:15 PM (zksaJ)


Sorry, just saw this!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 16, 2019 05:16 PM (zmxYi)

72 > Straight razors were made more effective by a coating of rust?? (Hard to rust stainless steel, ain't it?)

Belief that rusty steel was more likely to cause tetanus and other infections.

The straight razors of that era weren't stainless.... stainless steel alloys sucked for anything with a quality edge up until around the 1980s or so.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 05:16 PM (IRd4p)

73 Joe was about to eat Corn Pop alive, then Cap'n Crunch showed up.

Posted by: Sphynx at September 16, 2019 05:16 PM (rXie1)

74 Now I didn't tell you guys the rest of the story which is a feel good story . If I'm lying I'm dying .

Corn Pop later went on to become a counselor and went on Twitter during the 1968 Chicago Riots and tried to calm the well spoken blacks that were not participating. My word as s Biden. ----Joe Biden

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 16, 2019 05:16 PM (hN5g8)

75 Just using the word "pomade" would be enough for a Republican to have to drop out.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2019 05:16 PM (NFEMn)

76 BIDEN! COME OUT AND PLAY-AYYYY!

Posted by: Corn Pop and the Lucky Charms at September 16, 2019 05:16 PM (RD7QR)

77 Yes. Joe Biden IS Grandpa Simpson.

Posted by: shibumi, in house selling hell at September 16, 2019 05:16 PM (gdfZ0)

78 The pomade comment made me cringe.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 16, 2019 05:16 PM (ptqGC)

79 Corn Pop was a bad dude. And he ran a bunch of bad boys.

Badder than old King Kong, and meaner than a junk yard dog.

Posted by: Roy at September 16, 2019 05:16 PM (Ciifn)

80 62 I carry a straight razor and a folding knife. I do not try to get them rusty. Perhaps I am doing something wrong here.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2019 05:15 PM (myjNJ)

If you carry your cell phone in your bra, you have the Trifecta.

Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2019 05:16 PM (90T4r)

81 Biden had balls of steel back when he had teeth.

Posted by: Doggfish at September 16, 2019 05:16 PM (rIuKr)

82 Rumor is that biden gets a new asshole every few years. He talks out of them so much he wears them out.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 16, 2019 05:16 PM (9Om/r)

83 Sargent Krupke calls bullshit

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 16, 2019 05:17 PM (zksaJ)

84 Corn Pop's real name was Neil Kinnock.

Posted by: Frasier Crane (I'm coming back!) at September 16, 2019 05:17 PM (dmYb7)

85 72 > Straight razors were made more effective by a coating of rust?? (Hard to rust stainless steel, ain't it?)

Belief that rusty steel was more likely to cause tetanus and other infections.

The straight razors of that era weren't stainless.... stainless steel alloys sucked for anything with a quality edge up until around the 1980s or so.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019


*
*

Ah. Okay. So Unca Joe can actually remember some details that fit the story he's spinning.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2019 05:17 PM (ClOmq)

86 82 Rumor is that biden gets a new asshole every few years.

He had Obama for 8 years.

Posted by: Roy at September 16, 2019 05:17 PM (Ciifn)

87 Next week Joey Bidet will retell his encounter with LeRoy Brown

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2019 05:17 PM (7pqxB)

88 True Story. ..Joe Biden was the inspiration for Springteens 'Glory Days'

Posted by: A dude in MI at September 16, 2019 05:17 PM (WhTSP)

89 The black kids are looking around like, "Who's this old white dude? When can we get back in the pool?"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 16, 2019 05:17 PM (ptqGC)

90 As we said this morning, Biden, as a life guard, in 1962, at an all black public pool?

Because they weren't integrated back then.


Not buying it.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2019 05:18 PM (AKYZm)

91 I wonder if Ace ever got cut by Kaboom

Posted by: jsg at September 16, 2019 05:18 PM (aDxMP)

92 Corn Pop!
I just met a gangsta named Corn Pop!

Posted by: West side of Wilmington Story at September 16, 2019 05:18 PM (RD7QR)

93 "Joe Biden Aquatic Center"?

Y'all know that the I-95 rest stop in Delaware was renamed the "Biden Welcome Center" recently, right?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 16, 2019 05:18 PM (dfRN6)

94 Joe's just working on his street cred. To bad it's from 50 years ago.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2019 05:18 PM (cgIyZ)

95
I just decided to call my bathroom The Soothsayer Aquatic Center.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 16, 2019 05:18 PM (KL8os)

96 You know, that Corn Pop feller... turned out he was clean and articulate...

Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2019 05:18 PM (90T4r)

97 I can't even imagine what would happen if a Republican candidate had a bizarre story like this. It would instantly end their candidacy and be the butt of every joke for the next 30 years.

Posted by: Blago at September 16, 2019 05:18 PM (sjTfF)

98 Dance fight!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 05:18 PM (NWiLs)

99 I went to the on line version of the Washington Post Express. It's a nice new app on my phone. They have this thing where you can get your gangster name......Mines Cream of Wheat. Grits woulda been cool, but Cream of Wheat? Come on man! Suppose it's better than Maypo.

Word of Biden.

Posted by: Creepy Joe Biden at September 16, 2019 05:18 PM (ymnmz)

100
I like sniffing Pop Tarts

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 16, 2019 05:18 PM (t6XCL)

101 I'm guessing the real story is that in High School Joe was known as 'Esther' and he's developed the 'Joe's a hero' story to keep from blowing his brains out.

Posted by: East Bay Jay at September 16, 2019 05:19 PM (Lg/Uq)

102 There is iron in your words of death for all to see, lifeguard Joe.

Posted by: Corn Pop at September 16, 2019 05:19 PM (ZLI7S)

103 94 Joe's just working on his street cred. To bad it's from 50 years ago.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2019 05:18 PM (cgIyZ)

Gansta Joe

Posted by: IC at September 16, 2019 05:19 PM (a0IVu)

104 And then I convinced Butters to come out of retirement for the danceoff

Posted by: uncle handsy Joe at September 16, 2019 05:19 PM (zksaJ)

105 64 I never heard of a pool called an "Aquatic Center."

Is it also an Aquarium?? With penguins and seals?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 16, 2019 05:15 PM (KL8os)


I'll see the aquarium and raise you a natatorium.

Posted by: Ol' Town Drunk at September 16, 2019 05:19 PM (a3puQ)

106 Tell us another one, Sheriff Joe!

Posted by: mrp at September 16, 2019 05:19 PM (Pqytn)

107 There was this time that me and some friends spent a night in the county jail after a wild night back in '62. Big colored fella named Sugar Bear grabs me by the shirt and says "who you can't get 'nuff of?"

True story

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 16, 2019 05:19 PM (qAR6u)

108 Bob Dole has a story like that but I think it was more manly.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 16, 2019 05:19 PM (dNzKv)

109 What is it with gangsters and food items?

Cory Booker > T-BoneJoe Biden > Corn Pop
What's next, Buttigieg has a gangster buddy named Ham Hock?

Posted by: Fritz at September 16, 2019 05:19 PM (2Mnv1)

110 Corn Pop later joined forces with the Frito Bandito and bought a farm in Iowa.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2019 05:19 PM (NFEMn)

111 I was born a cornpopper's daughter in Butcher Holler. I mean Scranton.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 16, 2019 05:19 PM (5itaF)

112 I don't need no stinkin' bathing cap.

Posted by: Corn Row at September 16, 2019 05:19 PM (2+84X)

113 Then there was that time when Joe and I rumbled with Tony and the Tigers.

ps; the delicious sugar frosting is part of the kink!

Posted by: Lucky the Leprechuan at September 16, 2019 05:19 PM (Ndje9)

114 I wonder if dude would Corn Pop a cap in yo ass back in those days.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 16, 2019 05:19 PM (pyXW1)

115 If you carry your cell phone in your bra, you have the Trifecta.
Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2019 05:16 PM (90T4r)

I usually carry it in my pocket.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2019 05:20 PM (myjNJ)

116 That Carrie Ann tweet is the funniest damn thing I've read in awhile. I laughed and laughed and laughed.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 16, 2019 05:20 PM (NMAzL)

117 Just spitballin' here, but I'm willing to bet Joe is kinda racist. He bends over backwards to try to cover it up, but in doing so, fails miserably.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 16, 2019 05:20 PM (ptqGC)

118 87
Next week Joey Bidet will retell his encounter with LeRoy Brown

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2019 05:17 PM (7pqxB)


Well that was some story, but let me tell you the one about "Jim"

Posted by: Creepy Joe Biden at September 16, 2019 05:20 PM (ymnmz)

119 . . . and then the negroes stole our dates.

Posted by: Biden at September 16, 2019 05:20 PM (jYnPD)

120 109 What is it with gangsters and food items?

Cory Booker > T-BoneJoe Biden > Corn Pop
What's next, Buttigieg has a gangster buddy named Ham Hock?
Posted by: Fritz at September 16, 2019 05:19 PM (2Mnv1)

Honey Smacks

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 05:20 PM (NWiLs)

121 I'll see the aquarium and raise you a natatorium.

Posted by: Ol' Town Drunk at September 16, 2019 05:19 PM (a3puQ)

=========================
A cee-ment pond.

Posted by: mrp at September 16, 2019 05:20 PM (Pqytn)

122 I just decided to call my bathroom The Soothsayer Aquatic Center.



Mine remains The Fortress of Solitude.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2019 05:20 PM (iCClr)

123 When you're insulting blacks
And threatening them with whacks
That's a-Biden

Posted by: kathysaysso at September 16, 2019 05:20 PM (vkS2Z)

124 "I'm not racist. Some of my best memories are about black people ... including that time I heroically faced down, what I am assuming was, a black gangster at a public swimming pool. Did I ever mention I was the first white person ever to visit inner city Baltimore? Yeah, I was. That was me."

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at September 16, 2019 05:21 PM (hdzef)

125 Corn Pop was a punk next to my gang --Snap, Crackle and Pop. They were Cereal Killers, I tell ya

Posted by: Bad, Bad Corey Booker at September 16, 2019 05:21 PM (zMaZS)

126 102 There is iron in your words of death for all to see, lifeguard Joe.

Posted by: Corn Pop at September 16, 2019 05:19 PM (ZLI7S)


Big Joey speaks iron words of death and life.
And Gin and tonic.

Posted by: Ol' Town Drunk at September 16, 2019 05:21 PM (a3puQ)

127 Biden, as a life guard, in 1962, at an all black public pool?

Because they weren't integrated back then.


Not buying it.


east Texas 1962 did not have integrated swimming in public pools

Posted by: DanMan at September 16, 2019 05:21 PM (XTiHL)

128 Corn Pop was a Dapper Dan man...

Posted by: Hawkpilot at September 16, 2019 05:21 PM (7ZV3n)

129 Just spitballin' here, but I'm willing to bet Joe is kinda racist. He bends over backwards to try to cover it up, but in doing so, fails miserably.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 16, 2019 05:20 PM (ptqGC)

This

If he isn't actually "racist", he's certainly race "obsessed."

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2019 05:21 PM (NFEMn)

130 > Just spitballin' here, but I'm willing to bet Joe is kinda racist.

Pretty much every guy of Biden's age is kinda racist.

Dems get a pass on that, though.

Look at Hillary's mentor, Robert Byrd -- the dude was an actual KLAN OFFICIAL at one time.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 05:21 PM (IRd4p)

131 I hope Joe Biden starts using Fred Sanford lines, and claims them as his own. It fits somehow.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 16, 2019 05:21 PM (NVYyb)

132 Biden is a shoe-in for the nomination. He's the only known quantity. He's also the only one in that crowd of shrill dullards close to entertaining.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 16, 2019 05:21 PM (H8QX8)

133 Corn Pop backed down because he saw that Fightin' Joe Biden was a combination of Alvin York, Manila John Basilone, Audie Murphy, and Rocky Marciano!!!

But without hair. Good thing Joe didn't have hair plugs at the time, or Corn Pop would have laughed, then cut out Joe's liver and handed it to him.

Posted by: Gref at September 16, 2019 05:21 PM (AMIL/)

134 Oddly enough, Mayor Pulled off his dedication of a nearby Colonic center without a single gaffe.

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2019 05:22 PM (yBOIx)

135 And it's bad...bad..Leroy Corn-Pop....

Baddest man in the whole damn town....

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 16, 2019 05:22 PM (cqNba)

136 I'm thinking a white guy at a black pool, telling a black guy to get off the board and put on a bathing cap or "I'll come up and drag you off," wouldn't have gone over well with the majority of people at the pool. At. All.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 16, 2019 05:22 PM (ptqGC)

137 Corn Pop and Slo Joe became friends and joined the synchronized swim team. And now you know the rest of the story. Good day.

Posted by: Archer at September 16, 2019 05:22 PM (gmo/4)

138 Is he so far gone that he does not realize how stupid he sounds?

Posted by: IC at September 16, 2019 05:22 PM (a0IVu)

139 120
109 What is it with gangsters and food items?



Cory Booker > T-BoneJoe Biden > Corn Pop

What's next, Buttigieg has a gangster buddy named Ham Hock?

Posted by: Fritz at September 16, 2019 05:19 PM (2Mnv1)



Honey Smacks

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 05:20 PM (NWiLs)


Quisp.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 16, 2019 05:22 PM (ymnmz)

140 > Somewhere there is a black Providence gang banger by the name of Sugar Smack

Nah, Sugar Smack is Corn Pop's gay brother.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 05:22 PM (IRd4p)

141 The most frightening words in the English language:
"Kamala Harris has graciously accepted my offer of the Vice Presidency."

Posted by: My Word as a Biden at September 16, 2019 05:22 PM (koNhm)

142 Just spitballin' here, but I'm willing to bet Joe is
kinda racist. He bends over backwards to try to cover it up, but in
doing so, fails miserably.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 16, 2019 05:20 PM (ptqGC)

I don't think it's ill-intended racism, it's just racial awareness that isn't colorblind, you know what I mean? Awkward but not malicious. Like Juan Williams (and just about every other sane person) being highly aware of Islamic dudes praying to Allah at the airport. Can't do much about it.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 16, 2019 05:22 PM (NMAzL)

143 All bullshit from that old white man. He didn't have no chain. It was a noose and a jug of bleach!

Posted by: Jussie at September 16, 2019 05:23 PM (+lVUW)

144 Did I ever mention the time I helped a struggling lumberjack with the branding of his ox

Posted by: Joe's memoirs at September 16, 2019 05:23 PM (WhTSP)

145 The time I took the kids to a circus at the county fairgrounds in Dover. Crazy guy calls himself Kaboom the Clown scaring the shit out of my kids and grabbing Jill's ass.

One mean shot with my squirting flower and he ran back to his Volkswagen with 11 other clowns.

True Story

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 16, 2019 05:23 PM (qAR6u)

146 I'm thinking a white guy at a black pool, telling a black guy to get off the board and put on a bathing cap or "I'll come up and drag you off," wouldn't have gone over well with the majority of people at the pool. At. All.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 16, 2019 05:22 PM (ptqGC)

And if Joe felt comfortable even saying that to a black man, that only shows that Joe felt he was untouchable.

Think about why that is.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2019 05:23 PM (NFEMn)

147 Shredded Wheeeeeeeats, come out to playeeee.....

Posted by: Citizen Cake at September 16, 2019 05:23 PM (HmZuC)

148 Things best forgotten but seen at Wally World.

1. Women pulling their cellphone out from under their bra strap to call.

2. Women pulling soggy money out of their bras.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2019 05:23 PM (7pqxB)

149 So I says to Corn Pop,
What the fo shizzlie my nizzle

That was me, I invented that

Posted by: Bruce at September 16, 2019 05:23 PM (vd8XM)

150 136 I'm thinking a white guy at a black pool, telling a black guy to get off the board and put on a bathing cap or "I'll come up and drag you off," wouldn't have gone over well with the majority of people at the pool. At. All.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 16, 2019 05:22 PM (ptqGC)


Yeah, no... Joe would have got curb stomped at some point that day... his Mad Ninja Skilz notwithstanding...

Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2019 05:23 PM (90T4r)

151 I just decided to call my bathroom The Soothsayer Aquatic Center.

And the bedroom is The Eros Center.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 16, 2019 05:23 PM (zmxYi)

152 There is iron in your words of death for all to see, lifeguard Joe.
Posted by: Corn Pop


I don't care who you are, that right there is funny.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2019 05:24 PM (AKYZm)

153 Biden: "Womb to tomb!"

Corn Pop: "Sperm to worm!"

(Lines from West Side Story. Actually I think if Biden had said, "Womb to tomb," Corn Pop would have flashed a grin, said, "Why not!" and opened him up with the razor.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2019 05:24 PM (ClOmq)

154 Kaboom Klown > Corn Pop

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 16, 2019 05:24 PM (u//oP)

155 Corn Pop's given name was Barack Obama, Sr

Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2019 05:24 PM (cgIyZ)

156 I've had trouble with a Porn Cop too but that's a story for another day, like long after the statue of imitations for harmless fun with kids is over.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 16, 2019 05:24 PM (5itaF)

157 So did Joe get off early to go to the junkyard to get a six foot length of chain or was there just one laying around the pool?

Posted by: My Word as a Biden at September 16, 2019 05:24 PM (koNhm)

158 109 fritz

Spotted Dick

Posted by: uncle handsy Joe at September 16, 2019 05:24 PM (zksaJ)

159 Joe Bee is one tough hombre. He's so tough, he ordered his security staff to stuff a reporter into a closet while Joe told one funny story after another - for cold, hard cash.

Posted by: mrp at September 16, 2019 05:24 PM (Pqytn)

160 The greatest trick Corn Pop ever pulled was making the world think he didn't exist.

Posted by: Verbal Kint at September 16, 2019 05:25 PM (ZLI7S)

161 Everyone knows that you don't tug on Superman's cape
you don't spit into the wind
you don't pull the mask off the ol' Lone Ranger
and you don't mess around with Joe.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 16, 2019 05:25 PM (wCmLp)

162
Joe Biden: There was this one time I was at the beach with Annette a gal I dated back then. And who do you think shows up? Eric von Zipper. True story. Now this von Zipper guy was a bad dude and he's gang was the worst. I told him, Look pal, you're not going to mess with Annette when she's doing a song and I give him this look, you know. And long story short he tells me that I'm his idol. My word as a Biden

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 16, 2019 05:25 PM (Un9AW)

163 Is he so far gone that he does not realize how stupid he sounds?

Posted by: IC at September 16, 2019 05:22 PM (a0IVu)

I'm going to say yeah.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 16, 2019 05:25 PM (9Om/r)

164 And then his dog up and died.
Just...up and died.

Posted by: Miklos, happily houring at September 16, 2019 05:25 PM (QzkSJ)

165 "Behold my CHAINZ!"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 16, 2019 05:25 PM (ptqGC)

166 They wanna put y'all's Corn Pops back in chains!!!

Posted by: my word as a Biden at September 16, 2019 05:25 PM (786Ro)

167

Incidentally, the stupid Ms Monopoly youtube video uploaded by Hasbro has 162,090 views.

1,051 Likes
38,837 Dislikes

Wow.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 16, 2019 05:25 PM (KL8os)

168 So did Joe get off early to go to the junkyard to get a six foot length of chain or was there just one laying around the pool?



It's where all the pool builder is.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2019 05:25 PM (iCClr)

169 148 Things best forgotten but seen at Wally World.

1. Women pulling their cellphone out from under their bra strap to call.

2. Women pulling soggy money out of their bras.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2019 05:23 PM (7pqxB)

3. The ones most likely to wear spandex are the ones you least want to see in spandex

Posted by: West side of Wilmington Story at September 16, 2019 05:25 PM (RD7QR)

170 once Kaboom formed the Parthians gang, Joe and Corn Pop had no choice but to reach terms.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at September 16, 2019 05:26 PM (uF/4L)

171
Joey Bidet is a few Fruit Loops short of a bowl.


He's a place holder for she who sharts in bowls.

Posted by: DaveA at September 16, 2019 05:26 PM (FhXTo)

172 138 Is he so far gone that he does not realize how stupid he sounds?

Posted by: IC at September 16, 2019 05:22 PM (a0IVu)


Is that the Godsend of dementia?
One doesn't know he's lost his brains.

Posted by: Ol' Town Drunk at September 16, 2019 05:26 PM (a3puQ)

173 Joe would make a great TV comedy.
As a main character, he'd be constantly talking himself into embarrassing work problems and only getting out based on the goodwill of those around him. Hapless and clumsy around females, and still always sniffing away whenever he saw someone he thinks is cute.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 16, 2019 05:26 PM (NVYyb)

174 So which is funnier: imagining Joe Biden and Corn Pop is some sort of choreographed street fight ala Michael Jackson, or picturing some sort of gladiatorial-style combat of chain versus straight razor?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 16, 2019 05:26 PM (wCmLp)

175 And when I needed to clear the pool, I just swam naked.

Still works, too, I'll show ya.

Posted by: Joey B. at September 16, 2019 05:26 PM (QzkSJ)

176 The Goth gang in my 'hood was run by a really bad dude named Count Chocula.

Posted by: Joey Plugs Biden at September 16, 2019 05:26 PM (u//oP)

177 So, are we at war with Iran yet? I need to know since the car needs to be filled up.

Posted by: shibumi, in house selling hell at September 16, 2019 05:26 PM (gdfZ0)

178
If Charlie Murphy was still alive, he could make this story a great skit.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 16, 2019 05:26 PM (KL8os)

179 And if Joe felt comfortable even saying that to a black man, that only shows that Joe felt he was untouchable.



Think about why that is.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2019 05:23 PM (NFEMn)

======================================
I'm thinkin' it never happened. That's what I'm thinkin'.

Posted by: mrp at September 16, 2019 05:26 PM (Pqytn)

180 What would a Biden/Trump debate look like?

How would the press protect Uncle Joe?

would Uncle Joe challenge PDT to a pushup contest, a fistfight or a paste eating contest?

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 16, 2019 05:26 PM (d7Ww2)

181 Erik von Zipper is more manly and believable than Joey Bidet.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2019 05:27 PM (7pqxB)

182 He told this story back in '17. And two years later, he's getting worse and worse.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 16, 2019 05:27 PM (ptqGC)

183



BOO!!

Posted by: Boo Berry at September 16, 2019 05:27 PM (aKsyK)

184 You know who else kept the mechanics in the basement?

Posted by: Hands at September 16, 2019 05:27 PM (786Ro)

185

Note to Self : Don't Wind Up Your Teeth Before Putting Them In, Dummy!

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 16, 2019 05:27 PM (yBOIx)

186 He's going to start telling "Chuck Norris is so tough ..." jokes but substituting his name.

Posted by: Frasier Crane (I'm coming back!) at September 16, 2019 05:27 PM (dmYb7)

187 Buckwheat was Corn Pop's uncle. Coincidentally Biden's father also had a run in with him because Buckwheat had stolen his dog, Petey.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 16, 2019 05:27 PM (hN5g8)

188 showtune sockoff

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 16, 2019 05:28 PM (RD7QR)

189

Biden also told Corn Pop to listen to a record player at night because you people need to learn more words

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 16, 2019 05:28 PM (Un9AW)

190 shibumi, The war won't last for more than a day so go ahead and fill up.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2019 05:28 PM (cgIyZ)

191 Lemme tell ya about the time I was abducted and probed by that little bastard Quisp.

Posted by: Joey Plugs Biden at September 16, 2019 05:28 PM (u//oP)

192 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 05:28 PM (Zz0t1)

193 When Joe blew the whistle for Adult Swim, Joe got in to protect the little girls from the Corn Pop gang.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 16, 2019 05:28 PM (ptqGC)

194 This story is 100% bullshit. Everyone knows black people can't swim.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 16, 2019 05:28 PM (FiUMj)

195 176
The Goth gang in my 'hood was run by a really bad dude named Count Chocula.





Posted by: Joey Plugs Biden at September 16, 2019 05:26 PM (u//oP)

A story for another time is when I faced down the mixed race, oriental european gang leader, Rice Chex.

Posted by: Biden at September 16, 2019 05:28 PM (jYnPD)

196 And then his dog up and died.

Just...up and died.



Posted by: Miklos, happily houring at September 16, 2019 05:25 PM (QzkSJ)


Mr Joejangles?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 16, 2019 05:28 PM (9Om/r)

197 *static*

Posted by: the steel plate in Joe's head at September 16, 2019 05:28 PM (v0R5T)

198 So did Joe practice lifeguarding while white in the nude or was that something he developed a penchant for later on while in the presence of female SS agents?

Posted by: WonkishRogue at September 16, 2019 05:28 PM (vBH2i)

199 Obligatory Eddie Murphy "Breakfast Cereal" bit here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XDnuQx1yP4

Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 05:28 PM (Zz0t1)

200 Do I recall that Trump himself actually interrupted a mugging several years ago?

Posted by: Miklos, vaguely recalling at September 16, 2019 05:29 PM (QzkSJ)

201 177 So, are we at war with Iran yet? I need to know since the car needs to be filled up.

Posted by: shibumi, in house selling hell at September 16, 2019 05:26 PM (gdfZ0)


Oil is not up, gold is not up.
I speculated they would both be rockets.

Posted by: Ol' Town Speculator at September 16, 2019 05:29 PM (a3puQ)

202 My fav Joe Biden tick is saying, 'my word as a Biden.'

That's actually the tipoff that he's lying or to be generous, deeply embellishing a tale.

Posted by: MJ at September 16, 2019 05:29 PM (gAMkn)

203 Did i ever tell you about the time i took on the Van Buren gang?

True story. Gather round

Posted by: Bruce at September 16, 2019 05:29 PM (vd8XM)

204 And then his dog up and died.

Just...up and died.



Posted by: Miklos, happily houring at September 16, 2019 05:25 PM (QzkSJ)


Mr Joejangles?




After twenty years he still grieves.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2019 05:29 PM (iCClr)

205 Biden is toast. He's a lying turd with brain issues and is 100 years old to boot. I hope he gets the nomination.

Posted by: USNtakim at September 16, 2019 05:29 PM (0OmEj)

206 I really wish Joe had worked as a caddy and had stories to tell. It would be like Corky Shack.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 16, 2019 05:29 PM (ptqGC)

207 I'm drowning and he thinks I'm waving so he just waves back at me.Worst lifeguard ever.

Posted by: Homie Don't Swim at September 16, 2019 05:29 PM (2+84X)

208 How are Democrats listening to this guy without constant, full scale cringe? He has most of Hillary's biggest vulnerabilities, and the fact he's obviously senile is tacked on. Another lamb waiting to get slaughtered by Trump. Can't wait.

Posted by: trev006 at September 16, 2019 05:30 PM (AIfDi)

209 How much did they have to pay all those kids standing behind Joe?

The one gal looks like she wants to cut a bitch.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2019 05:30 PM (cgIyZ)

210 I just saw a recent picture of Ric Ocasek. ok, I see why he croaked. He looked like RBG with a straight black wig on.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2019 05:30 PM (Kpl3J)

211 Corn Pop used to be called Sugar Pop, but The Man told him he had to change his name because sugar is bad for you.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 16, 2019 05:30 PM (+lVUW)

212 Joe needs to stop making shit up. It's embarrassing.

Posted by: Brian Williams at September 16, 2019 05:30 PM (ZLI7S)

213 No wonder Joe's confused -- here's the etymology of the cereal name (from wikipedia):

The cereal was introduced in 1950 as Corn Pops.[1] In 1951, the name was changed to Sugar Corn Pops[2] and later it was called Sugar Pops. It was the sponsor for "The Adventures of Wild Bill Hickok" radio and television show. The name was changed to Sugar Corn Pops in 1978, and finally to Corn Pops in 1984, a time when many cereals dropped the word "sugar" from their titles for marketing reasons. In January 2006, the name of the cereal was changed to Pops, but after a few months of poor reception, was changed back to Corn Pops.

Posted by: Hands at September 16, 2019 05:30 PM (786Ro)

214 I actually saw Eddie Murphy do the Breakfast cereal bit live, when it was a still new bit.

Murphy was red-hot at the time. Crowd was full of celebs. Rick James was sitting a few rows in front of us with The Weather Girls.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 16, 2019 05:30 PM (u//oP)

215 And if Joe felt comfortable even saying that to a black man, that only shows that Joe felt he was untouchable.



Think about why that is.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2019 05:23 PM (NFEMn)

======================================
I'm thinkin' it never happened. That's what I'm thinkin'.
Posted by: mrp at September 16, 2019 05:26 PM (Pqytn)

You're probably right, but I was thinking more along the lines that for Joe to talk to a "bad dude" black guy like that -in 1962, in the South- he was banking on the black guy letting it slide for fear of getting stomped by a white mob or the cops. In other words, Joe was using his White Privilege card.....

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2019 05:31 PM (NFEMn)

216 Biden was unchained in 1962?

Posted by: dantesed at September 16, 2019 05:31 PM (88xKn)

217 210 I just saw a recent picture of Ric Ocasek. ok, I see why he croaked. He looked like RBG with a straight black wig on.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2019 05:30 PM (Kpl3J)


Yep. He looked reeaaallly bad..

Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2019 05:31 PM (90T4r)

218 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOYZaiDZ7BM

For my hero joe biden

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2019 05:31 PM (p0A33)

219 Corn Pop and Slo Joe's face off had the combat music from Star Trek OS (Pon Far) playing in the background.

Posted by: Archer at September 16, 2019 05:31 PM (gmo/4)

220 > Do I recall that Trump himself actually interrupted a mugging several years ago?

That is correct. I think more like 20 years ago, but yeah, it happened.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 05:31 PM (IRd4p)

221 Corn Pop > T-Bone

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at September 16, 2019 05:31 PM (iw59Q)

222 >>Rick James was sitting a few rows in front of us


Pass the Joint

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2019 05:31 PM (yBOIx)

223 200 Do I recall that Trump himself actually interrupted a mugging several years ago?

Posted by: Miklos, vaguely recalling at September 16, 2019 05:29 PM (QzkSJ)


If so, the Left will claim he was oppressing a poor person trying get money to buy food for his twelve kids who all had cancer.

Posted by: Gref at September 16, 2019 05:31 PM (AMIL/)

224 So I says "Hey Corn Pop where you goin' with that gun in your hand."
And he say "I'm gonna go shoot my old lady. Caught her messing round with another man."
So I give him the look. You know The Look. And he looks back at me and says "okay Joe I gotcha."
Never any more trouble from him after that.

Posted by: My Word as a Biden at September 16, 2019 05:31 PM (koNhm)

225 > Yep. He looked reeaaallly bad..

I was surprised that he was 75 years old.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 05:31 PM (IRd4p)

226 I completely believe the story - doesn't it just prove how problematic, toxic and racist Joe is? #Cancel this racist old man who won't leave Corn Pop and The Romans alone.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 16, 2019 05:31 PM (oZ6kz)

227 So that guy could have been called corn pop for reasons other than cereal no?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 16, 2019 05:31 PM (FiUMj)

228 Part of this complete breakfast campaign!

Posted by: Hands at September 16, 2019 05:32 PM (786Ro)

229 Just spitballin' here, but I'm willing to bet Joe is kinda racist. He bends over backwards to try to cover it up, but in doing so, fails miserably.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 16, 2019 05:20 PM (ptqGC)


But poor kids are just as smart as white kids!!!

Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 05:32 PM (Zz0t1)

230 Yeah, Trump once hopped out of his limo on a NYC street to interrupt a mugging!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 16, 2019 05:32 PM (u//oP)

231 I just saw a recent picture of Ric Ocasek. ok, I see why he croaked. He looked like RBG with a straight black wig on.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2019 05:30 PM (Kpl3J)

It's come out that he recently had surgery. For cancer?

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2019 05:32 PM (NFEMn)

232 The real Joe Biden would have gave him a coupon for a free pint of fried chicken livers from Maryland Fried Chicken.

The real Cornpop would have made Joe drive him there, took his wallet, and his keys.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 16, 2019 05:32 PM (1g7ch)

233 I still want to know why Biden was waving chains around at black folks!

And why there's no outrage that he did it!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 16, 2019 05:32 PM (37IEG)

234 Oil is not up, gold is not up.
I speculated they would both be rockets.
Posted by: Ol' Town Speculator at September 16, 2019 05:29 PM (a3puQ)

Looks to me like Brent Crude and WTI Crude were both up $8.00 today (about 15%)

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2019 05:32 PM (Kpl3J)

235 > So I give him the look. You know The Look.

Then I took him out behind the gym and beat hell out of him.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 16, 2019 05:32 PM (IRd4p)

236
Rick James was sitting a few rows in front of us with The Weather Girls.

Then you went back to Rick James' apartment and Prince made you pancakes?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 16, 2019 05:32 PM (KL8os)

237 An Indian rope burn for you, and an Indian rope burn for you, and a wedgie for you, and a noogie for you, and ... hey, kid, gimme your lunch money!

Posted by: The Bully at September 16, 2019 05:33 PM (WGyIB)

238 "Corn Pop was very well spoken. Reminded me of Obama, who, of course, I hadn't met yet, I think, but one time in 2000 or 1958, Obama did pull a rusty razor on me in the Senate Cloakroom after I told him to put on a swim cap. He refused. That's why he asked me to be his VP. True story."

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at September 16, 2019 05:33 PM (hdzef)

239 222 >>Rick James was sitting a few rows in front of us


Pass the Joint
Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2019 05:31 PM (yBOIx)


That would've been awesome since I was born in the city they call Buffalo (zero degrees below), for real.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 16, 2019 05:33 PM (u//oP)

240 208 How are Democrats listening to this guy without constant, full scale cringe? ...
Posted by: trev006 at September 16, 2019 05:30 PM (AIfDi)


They think what they're told to think
They say what they're told to say
They go where they're told to go
They do what they're told to do

Posted by: Ol' Town Speculator at September 16, 2019 05:33 PM (a3puQ)

241 Before Corn Pop and me shook hands and parted friends, he told me down on Market St. there's a girl named Cocoa Pebbles who'd work me good, tell her Corn Pop sent me.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 16, 2019 05:33 PM (qAR6u)

242 231 I just saw a recent picture of Ric Ocasek. ok, I see why he croaked. He looked like RBG with a straight black wig on.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2019 05:30 PM (Kpl3J)

It's come out that he recently had surgery. For cancer?
Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2019 05:32 PM (NFEMn)

Don't know. I guess the surgery was successful, but the patient died.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2019 05:33 PM (Kpl3J)

243 219 Corn Pop and Slo Joe's face off had the combat music from Star Trek OS (Pon Far) playing in the background.
Posted by: Archer at September 16, 2019 05:31 PM (gmo/4)

duh duh DA DA DA DA DA duh duh DA DA

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 16, 2019 05:33 PM (RD7QR)

244 A story for another time is when I faced down the mixed race, oriental european gang leader, Rice Chex.
Posted by: Biden at September 16, 2019 05:28 PM (jYnPD)


My vote for thread winner.....

Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 05:33 PM (Zz0t1)

245 You're probably right, but I was thinking more along the lines that for Joe to talk to a "bad dude" black guy like that -in 1962, in the South- he was banking on the black guy letting it slide for fear of getting stomped by a white mob or the cops. In other words, Joe was using his White Privilege card.....
Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2019 05:31 PM (NFEMn)

__

Delaware is (was) the South?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 16, 2019 05:33 PM (FiUMj)

246 His gang was 'Snap' and 'Crackle.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 16, 2019 05:33 PM (oVJmc)

247 >>That would've been awesome since I was born in the city they call Buffalo (zero degrees below), for real.


Awesome.

That's one funky ass LP.

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2019 05:34 PM (yBOIx)

248 Joe's Cornpop story already has more corroboration than Blasey Ford's swimsuit rape story. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 16, 2019 05:34 PM (oZ6kz)

249 My people called it maize pops.

/Fauxcahantas

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 16, 2019 05:34 PM (6qErC)

250 I *SO BADLY* want Grandpa Simpson to go the distance this year.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 16, 2019 05:34 PM (oVJmc)

251 Then there was that Irish gang we always had trouble with. The Lucky Charms, they called themselves.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 16, 2019 05:34 PM (IRd4p)

252 148 Things best forgotten but seen at Wally World.

1. Women pulling their cellphone out from under their bra strap to call.

2. Women pulling soggy money out of their bras.
Posted by: Anna Puma


I worked with a woman whose high school aged son was working at Subway. A woman pulled her money out from her bra to pay him. The poor kid was gobsmacked.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 16, 2019 05:35 PM (+lVUW)

253 My fav Joe Biden tick is saying, 'my word as a Biden.'

That's actually the tipoff that he's lying or to be generous, deeply embellishing a tale.
Posted by: MJ at September 16, 2019 05:29 PM (gAMkn)

Yep, that's his version of 'I shit you not"

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado) at September 16, 2019 05:35 PM (ZFYYP)

254 Anyone who always finishes their yarns with " true story" well...

Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2019 05:35 PM (90T4r)

255 Joey Choo Choo trying to prove to America he's a real tough guy. Picking on a black kid at the public pool threatening to put CHAINS on him.

Racist fuck.

Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 05:35 PM (Zz0t1)

256 @251
Okay I laughed.

Posted by: My Word as a Biden at September 16, 2019 05:35 PM (koNhm)

257 Joe's Cornpop story already has more corroboration than Blasey Ford's swimsuit rape story. Just sayin'.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 16, 2019 05:34 PM (oZ6kz)


I haven't seen any evidence that Biden wasn't the lifeguard at that pool too, now that you mention it.

Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 16, 2019 05:35 PM (t+qrx)

258 > Then there was that Irish gang we always had trouble with. The Lucky Charms, they called themselves.

They'd rumble with the Jewish gang, the Kashas, nearly every weekend.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 16, 2019 05:35 PM (IRd4p)

259 Just spitballin' here, but I'm willing to bet Joe is kinda racist.

---

What gave you that idea?

Posted by: SMH at September 16, 2019 05:35 PM (RU4sa)

260


After his run in with Corn Pop, Biden then went on to take down the Snap Crackle and Pop gang

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 16, 2019 05:35 PM (kw5n8)

261 >>2. Women pulling soggy money out of their bras.
Posted by: Anna Puma

I worked with a woman whose high school aged son was working at Subway. A woman pulled her money out from her bra to pay him. The poor kid was gobsmacked.


TRUE FACT : 88% of ALL us paper currency tests positive for Tit Sweat.

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2019 05:35 PM (yBOIx)

262 "And Corn Pop was a bad dude. And he ran a bunch of bad boys."


Corn Pop was actually white and his real name was Chuck Daly.

Posted by: Hands at September 16, 2019 05:36 PM (786Ro)

263 Anyone who always finishes their yarns with " true story" well...
Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2019 05:35 PM (90T4r)


All of mine start with "so there I was - and this is no-shit..."

Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 16, 2019 05:36 PM (t+qrx)

264 Yep, that's his version of 'I shit you not"
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert

Yeah, that's the ticket!

Posted by: Miklos, congenial liar at September 16, 2019 05:36 PM (QzkSJ)

265 Corn Pop > T-Bone
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at September 16, 2019 05:31 PM (iw59Q)

You take that back!!!

Posted by: C. Booker at September 16, 2019 05:36 PM (vz4z/)

266 252 148 Things best forgotten but seen at Wally World.

1. Women pulling their cellphone out from under their bra strap to call.

2. Women pulling soggy money out of their bras.
Posted by: Anna Puma

I worked with a woman whose high school aged son was working at Subway. A woman pulled her money out from her bra to pay him. The poor kid was gobsmacked.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 16, 2019 05:35 PM (+lVUW)

Seen that at a Walmart.... and yeah, the woman was fat, and the money was sodden....

Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2019 05:36 PM (90T4r)

267 Then there was that Irish gang we always had trouble with. The Lucky Charms, they called themselves.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 16, 2019 05:34 PM (IRd4p)

And you had to really be way of the Puerto Rican gang, they were tough hombres, The Crispix.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2019 05:36 PM (NFEMn)

268 Yeah, no... Joe would have got curb stomped at some point that day... his Mad Ninja Skilz notwithstanding...
Posted by: kraken


Maybe Corn Pop and the bad kids he ran with were a bunch of scary, ghetto 4 year olds.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 16, 2019 05:37 PM (+lVUW)

269 And Corn Pop was a bad...motherf...r.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 16, 2019 05:37 PM (6qErC)

270 So I give him the look. You know The Look.



Walking like a man. Hitting like a hammer. She's a juvenile scam. Never was a quitter. Tasty like a raindrop. She's got the look.

Posted by: Roxette at September 16, 2019 05:37 PM (gmo/4)

271 www.yahoo.com/ric ocaseks cause of death sweet final drawing revealed
https://tinyurl.com/y5xyvprc

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2019 05:37 PM (ZCEU2)

272 Corn Pop was going to make Shredded White out of Joe.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2019 05:37 PM (cgIyZ)

273 They used those switchblades to cut the onion on Joe's belt.

'Twas the style at the time.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 16, 2019 05:37 PM (oZ6kz)

274 Scientists try, but fail, ...

https://tinyurl.com/y6nbl43y

... honorary morons all.

Either that, or really gullible.

Posted by: Off the reservation at September 16, 2019 05:37 PM (vWMNq)

275 261

TRUE FACT : 88% of ALL us paper currency tests positive for Tit Sweat.
Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2019 05:35 PM (yBOIx)


" My word as a Biden"...

Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2019 05:37 PM (90T4r)

276 Grandpa Simpson still doesn't recognie Missou-rah as a state.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 16, 2019 05:37 PM (FiUMj)

277 > Corn Pop was going to make Shredded White out of Joe.

Good one.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 05:37 PM (IRd4p)

278 So what's the over/under before some leftist accuses Biden of racism?

See Blow, Charles, today's NYT>

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 16, 2019 05:37 PM (FNXDu)

279
A standard leftist article of faith is that "Trump has lied thousands of times." Biden has actually done that, for real; not one word is said about it.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 16, 2019 05:37 PM (1RlY2)

280 And Corn Pop was a bad...motherf...r.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 16, 2019 05:37 PM (6qErC)


SHUT YO MOUF!

Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 05:38 PM (Zz0t1)

281 He points out that whites made up 73% of the county, making this claim highly dubious.

Yeah, but they make up even more of the swimmers! D'oh...

Posted by: Uncle Joe Remembahs... at September 16, 2019 05:38 PM (f6lTY)

282 Maybe Corn Pop and the bad kids he ran with were a bunch of scary, ghetto 4 year olds.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 16, 2019 05:37 PM (+lVUW)

Bebe's kids!

Posted by: Archer at September 16, 2019 05:38 PM (gmo/4)

283 a chain to separate the deep end ... even in 62 I think they had a rope with little floats on it ... a chain would be under water, unless pulled so tight it would pull out from the wall ... I guess a chain could have floats, but chain and deep end don't really go together, if safety is an issue.

Then the guy just "cut a length of chain" ... like, he had a bolt cutters on hand? And he was OK with messing up the chain for the deep end.


not much Joe says makes sense ... but who knows, maybe he knew some black yout's in his day, so what.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 16, 2019 05:38 PM (Cus5s)

284 When the Cheerios get that kinda smile, you know there's gonna be trouble.

Posted by: Miklos, cheerio, old chap! at September 16, 2019 05:38 PM (QzkSJ)

285 At the end of the Fox story about Joe Biden telling lies about Corn Pop, there's this story I had never heard:

The Washington Free Beacon's Alex Griswold reacted with skepticism to a Biden story about how his father, in the 1950s, had reacted to the sight of two men kissing by telling his son: "Joey, they love each other, it's simple.

"Oh sure, I absolutely believe that Joe Biden saw two men kissing publicly in the 1950s, and that his Irish-Catholic father reacted by approving of it," Griswold wrote.

Posted by: m at September 16, 2019 05:38 PM (hnjoD)

286 Corn Pop sounds like an off color song.

Posted by: jennifer anniston's perky nipples at September 16, 2019 05:38 PM (6OoFY)

287 my word as a Clinton.
my word as a Cuomo.
my word as a French

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at September 16, 2019 05:38 PM (uF/4L)

288 OK I am now officially in favor of going to all digital currency.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 16, 2019 05:38 PM (FiUMj)

289

Wasn't there something about a racist Corn Pop box a few years back?

Like the dark Corn Pop on the box was a janitor or something?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 16, 2019 05:39 PM (pyXW1)

290 > Oh sure, I absolutely believe that Joe Biden saw two men kissing publicly in the 1950s, and that his Irish-Catholic father reacted by approving of it

Oh, COME ON, Joe.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 05:39 PM (IRd4p)

291 Scientists try, but fail, ...

https://tinyurl.com/y6nbl43y

... honorary morons all.

Either that, or really gullible.

Posted by: Off the reservation at September 16, 2019 05:37 PM (vWMNq)


Didn't Mythbusters prove that shit was shit a long time ago?

Who funded that shit? They should've spent that money elsewhere. That's some stupid shit right there.

Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 05:40 PM (Zz0t1)

292 Things best forgotten but seen at Wally World.

Women pulling soggy money out of their bras.
Posted by: Anna Puma


I have seen signs on mom & pops that refuse to take bra money during the summer.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2019 05:40 PM (AKYZm)

293 o that guy could have been called corn pop for reasons other than cereal no?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 16, 2019 05:31 PM (FiUMj)

Dyslexic gang leader.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 16, 2019 05:40 PM (hN5g8)

294 And then you had the toughest of them all. I mean, they didn't even have a name, man. But they were selling a lot of drugs. They called it Product 19....

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2019 05:40 PM (NFEMn)

295 Someone please tell me there's no Ted Kennedy Aquatic Center.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 16, 2019 05:12 PM (ptqGC)

The Ted Kennedy Aquatic Center and Car Wash.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2019 05:40 PM (jEgzt)

296 SHUT YO MOUF!"

I'm talking about Pop!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 16, 2019 05:40 PM (6qErC)

297 OK I am now officially in favor of going to all digital currency.


There will be titty sweat on that, too.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 16, 2019 05:40 PM (FNXDu)

298 Are there any breakfast cereal mascots of color? Would Count Chocula qualify? Is cereal white supremacist? Must we all have pancakes with Aunt Jemima syrup daily as reparations?

Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 16, 2019 05:40 PM (zPDJi)

299 You can mess with the Romans, the Fordham Baldies, hell even the Wanderers, but you never, ever fuck with The Wongs.

Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at September 16, 2019 05:40 PM (nQK4W)

300 284
When the Cheerios get that kinda smile, you know there's gonna be trouble.

Posted by: Miklos, cheerio, old chap! at September 16, 2019 05:38 PM (QzkSJ)

Don't get me started on the Quakers and those wild oats.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 16, 2019 05:40 PM (jYnPD)

301
Corn Pop was later cut down on the mean streets of Wilmington, in an area called The Cereal Bowl. He grew soggy in the rain.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 16, 2019 05:40 PM (1RlY2)

302 274 Scientists try, but fail, ...

https://tinyurl.com/y6nbl43y

... honorary morons all.

Either that, or really gullible.
Posted by: Off the reservation at September 16, 2019 05:37 PM (vWMNq)

oh god no no no no no...

you gonna cut your food with that knife?

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2019 05:40 PM (Kpl3J)

303 Pop Quiz: Which of the following people really exist(ed)?

T-Bone
Haven Monahan
Corn Pop
AR15 owners who really want Beto to take their guns
The two white guys in MAGA hats who told Jussie "this is MAGA Country"
Ron Mexico
Carlos Danger

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 16, 2019 05:40 PM (oZ6kz)

304 Don't recall who it was here that proposed the theory of Biden getting the nod only to have his VP - who could never win on his/her own - run things. I'm on board with that theory.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 16, 2019 05:40 PM (FiUMj)

305 he Washington Free Beacon's Alex Griswold reacted with skepticism to a Biden story about how his father, in the 1950s, had reacted to the sight of two men kissing by telling his son: "Joey, they love each other, it's simple.

"Oh sure, I absolutely believe that Joe Biden saw two men kissing publicly in the 1950s, and that his Irish-Catholic father reacted by approving of it," Griswold wrote.
Posted by: m at September 16, 2019 05:38 PM (hnjoD)

It was two Italian guys greeting each other by kissing on the cheek

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2019 05:41 PM (NFEMn)

306 *static*
sst...the weather today in Santiago...sst...degrees...
*static*

Posted by: the steel plate in Joe's head at September 16, 2019 05:41 PM (v0R5T)

307 Someone please tell me there's no Ted Kennedy Aquatic Center.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 16, 2019 05:12 PM (ptqGC)



The Ted Kennedy Aquatic Center and Car Wash.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2019 05:40 PM (jEgzt)

and U-boat training.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 16, 2019 05:41 PM (9Om/r)

308 Papa Oumuamua

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-7457233

Posted by: Off the reservation at September 16, 2019 05:41 PM (vWMNq)

309 I'm almost embarrassed for this idiot. Almost.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 16, 2019 05:41 PM (dUJdY)

310 off gub thread sock...

well, i survived another VA visit...

they were only *somewhat* difficult about things.

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 16, 2019 05:41 PM (MmMhO)

311 Pop Quiz: Which of the following people really exist(ed)?

T-Bone
Haven Monahan
Corn Pop
AR15 owners who really want Beto to take their guns
The two white guys in MAGA hats who told Jussie "this is MAGA Country"
Ron Mexico
Carlos Danger
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 16, 2019 05:40 PM (oZ6kz)


Didn't Owebama talk about a cousin Pookie or some shit once?

Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 05:41 PM (Zz0t1)

312 We'll know Joe is really far gone when he starts telling his crazy grandpa stories, then repeats them word for word 2 minutes later.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 16, 2019 05:42 PM (+lVUW)

313 Corn Pop had a girlfriend, her name was Special Kay.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2019 05:42 PM (Kpl3J)

314 Don't recall who it was here that proposed the theory of Biden getting the nod (...)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 16, 2019 05:40 PM (FiUMj)


He's had the nod for years and it's only gotten worse.

Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 16, 2019 05:42 PM (t+qrx)

315 "And Corn Pop was a bad...motherf...r."

shut your mouth!

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at September 16, 2019 05:42 PM (uF/4L)

316 I saw Corn Pop open for Kernel Panic at the Salty Jam Music Festival in '99.

Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 16, 2019 05:42 PM (k4LPa)

317 And that corn pop little girls....was me

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 16, 2019 05:43 PM (FiUMj)

318 I'd be willing to bet that paste eating ass hat hadn't ever SEEN a black person until he got to congress.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 16, 2019 05:43 PM (Qf6sY)

319 He grew soggy in the rain."

Like the cake that was left out in the rain?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 16, 2019 05:43 PM (6qErC)

320 Didn't read all 300+ comments...

Has anyone asked what Life Guard Joe was doing with a chain?

Posted by: Horus Hearsay at September 16, 2019 05:43 PM (DB16e)

321 I have a quip about " two Wongs" but I just can't make it work...

Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2019 05:43 PM (90T4r)

322 I wonder if Joe Biden remembers meeting Raquel Welsh when she was dressed in those furry skins. Did he really save her from the dinosaurs?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 16, 2019 05:43 PM (FTlwv)

323 The Ted Kennedy Aquatic Center and Car Wash.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2019 05:40 PM (jEgzt)

and U-boat training.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 16, 2019 05:41 PM (9Om/r)

When Ted Kennedy asked a girl to go with him to the beach to watch the submarine races he meant that literally.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 16, 2019 05:43 PM (hN5g8)

324 Corn Pop and the Nutritious Breakfast Gang

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 05:43 PM (NWiLs)

325

Joe Biden: Back in those days I was a real cool dude. I wore a leather jacket and rode a motorcycle. Any way Corn Pop starts messing with the Cunningham kid. Nice kid but real squaresville. Any way I tell Corn Pop to leave Richie alone or else and as I say or else I give him a look. Any way Corn Pop backs down and I hit the jukebox and it plays Richie's favorite song. True story

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 16, 2019 05:43 PM (kw5n8)

326 If Cocoa Pebbles was a whore, does that mean Fruity Pebbles was a gay hustler?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 16, 2019 05:43 PM (u//oP)

327 > and U-boat training.

Olds Delta 88: poor choice for a field-expedient submarine.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 05:44 PM (IRd4p)

328 You see, back in those days, the guy on the Cream of Wheat box was white.

Posted by: Joe, going into detail at September 16, 2019 05:44 PM (QzkSJ)

329 I still don't think Slow Joe will survive to the convention, but now I hope he makes it. The campaign would be the most entertaining thing ever.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 16, 2019 05:44 PM (hjaPQ)

330 Sometimes ladies call me the Billy Jack Of Delaware. Old Joe still hasn't lost his martial arts prowess or sexy behind lemme tell you. I think it's why Lizzy Warren sends me her lingerie from time to time. True story.

Posted by: Joke Bidet at September 16, 2019 05:44 PM (vBH2i)

331 I have a quip about " two Wongs" but I just can't make it work...
Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2019 05:43 PM (90T4r)


I saw Two Wongs open for Make A Right at the Texxas Jam in '86.

Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 05:44 PM (Zz0t1)

332 wildly OT, but it just occurred to me...

the Iranians attacked a Saudi refinery/oil production facility.

and they only have one in their entire country.

the KSA should bomb the shit out of it.

that would F the mullahs right the F up, Bigly!

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 16, 2019 05:44 PM (MmMhO)

333 Wonder if Corn Pop and T-Bone ever met, Wilmington and Trenton aren't far from each other.

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2019 05:44 PM (ZCEU2)

334 293 o that guy could have been called corn pop for reasons other than cereal no?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 16, 2019 05:31 PM (FiUMj)

Dyslexic gang leader.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 16, 2019 05:40 PM (hN5g

Porn Cop
Popcorn
Ron Copp
Prop Con

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 16, 2019 05:44 PM (RD7QR)

335 Why would you even tell a story like that?

Is Biden that desperate to be liked? It's one tall tale after another.

My new nickname for Biden is Route 80. Because his lies are as long as that road.

Posted by: Marcus T, Gringo at September 16, 2019 05:44 PM (wxC/u)

336 You think that's some story? Well let me tell you about the time I was on the wrong side of the tracks at a seedy little club in 1972 Delaware. The gays were seen as subhuman then. Not even people.

In fact there I was sidled up to the bar talking to a gay, and he told me he'd never even seen a straight person before. I was the first one. Frosted Flake they called him.

He had these frosted ends on his hair. This is a true story.

And so I said to him... I said "Frosted? Can I call you Frosted?" and he told me I could call him whatever I wanted to call him. And I said "It's not like that, Frosted. I understand you find me irresistable and articulate with a high IQ and all that, but it's not like that." So he says "Well what's it like, then?"

Then the darndest thing happened. We both looked up at the HD TV they had hanging on the wall and there was Nixon resigning. Right there before our eyes. It was a Wednesday I remember it like yesterday. And as sure as you and me are right here, we looked at each other and hugged.

Then we had gay sex. Now listen, it was a one time thing. Not for me but I don't judge. And you shouldn't either.

But more importantly, although it wasn't exactly the Geneva Convention, it was nice to - there in prejudiced 1970s America - have the straights and gays getting along for once.

And also that night I finally learned why they really called him Frosted Flake.

It had nothing to do with cereal let me tell you that.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 16, 2019 05:44 PM (uEbPt)

337 "My word as a Biden" is something a used car salesman would say back in 1962.

Posted by: mrp at September 16, 2019 05:45 PM (Pqytn)

338
Joe Biden: Back in those days I was a real cool dude. I wore a leather jacket and rode a motorcycle. Any way Corn Pop starts messing with the Cunningham kid. Nice kid but real squaresville. Any way I tell Corn Pop to leave Richie alone or else and as I say or else I give him a look. Any way Corn Pop backs down and I hit the jukebox and it plays Richie's favorite song. True story
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 16, 2019 05:43 PM (kw5n


I contemplated changing my vote for thread winner after this one.....

Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 05:45 PM (Zz0t1)

339 I saw Corn Pop open for Kernel Panic at the Salty Jam Music Festival in '99.
Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 16, 2019 05:42 PM (k4LPa)


I proudly served under Kernel Panic. It was the Tet offensive we were outnumbered 1000 to 1. Fortunately I was able to talk the VC into surrendering. True story as a Biden.
-Joe "Guns" Biden

Posted by: DR.WTF at September 16, 2019 05:45 PM (aS1PU)

340 Keep yo hans off my Trix.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2019 05:45 PM (cgIyZ)

341 It was two Italian guys greeting each other by kissing on the cheek
Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2019 05:41 PM (NFEMn)


After which one of them was found in the trunk of a Buick at the airport.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 16, 2019 05:45 PM (zmxYi)

342 I confess to actually tuning into Beck this morning on my way to a meeting, just to see how crazy he still is.

He actually had one of his sidekicks doing a bit as a seminar caller, and it was actually hilarious. Guy pretended to be a "real" Texan, or "Texan-ish," and was a fan of "those Dallas Cowboys." He claimed he'd met Beto and had totally changed his mind about guns. "I've got an AR15, an AR29, an AR9, and I drove to the local police station and threw them out the window. Some nice guy was kind enough to pick them up and carry them away. And now I'm really into abortion, too. Me and the wife have had 12 so far."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 16, 2019 05:46 PM (ptqGC)

343 Whose corn flake dis is?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 16, 2019 05:46 PM (u//oP)

344 Elvis taught Joe his kung fu moves.

Posted by: Archer at September 16, 2019 05:46 PM (gmo/4)

345 I remember that time Deebo kept stealing from everyone in the hood and then he hit Debbie and I had to knock him out. True story.

Posted by: QA at September 16, 2019 05:46 PM (hGnX8)

346 332 the KSA should bomb the shit out of it.


Probably pointless. I read somewhere that it's running at some tiny fraction of its capacity because of Trump's sanctions.

Posted by: Off the reservation at September 16, 2019 05:46 PM (vWMNq)

347 Now Trump, you may cut me, but you're gonna have this chain wrapped around your head. Now watch me do 30 push-ups!

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 16, 2019 05:46 PM (oZ6kz)

348 This is the dawning of the age of Corn Pop.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 16, 2019 05:46 PM (YtZB9)

349 I'm surprised Biden didn't say they shared a "40" afterwards.

Posted by: Marcus T, Gringo at September 16, 2019 05:46 PM (wxC/u)

350 Nobody was more gangsta than Toucan Sam.

Posted by: Fritz at September 16, 2019 05:46 PM (2Mnv1)

351 It was a diff'rent day and time back then....1957 or 58.
If you was black and you was an astronaut, you were out of work.

--Joe Biden remembering his encounter with Loopy Louie Hayes from NASSA

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 16, 2019 05:46 PM (FTlwv)

352 Remember the surprise when SNL was going to hire a new comic who wasn't hard left? Shane Gillis? Well, it's been 4 days, he hasn't even done one show, he's already fired. For a joke he made a year ago. Suh-prise, Suh-prise, Suh-prise.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2019 05:47 PM (Kpl3J)

353 Wasn't Corn Pop in a blaxploitation film?

Posted by: jennifer anniston's perky nipples at September 16, 2019 05:47 PM (6OoFY)

354 Has anyone asked what Life Guard Joe was doing with a chain?"

Well, there were chain gangs

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 16, 2019 05:47 PM (6qErC)

355 "Biden that desperate to be liked? "

he is a politician.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at September 16, 2019 05:47 PM (uF/4L)

356 I always though Corn Pop was a reference to Lawrence Welk.

Posted by: Miklos, maybe mistaken at September 16, 2019 05:47 PM (QzkSJ)

357
I saw Corn Pop open for Kernel Panic at the Salty Jam Music Festival in '99.

Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 16, 2019 05:42 PM (k4LPa)

I saw them with Limp Bizkit and Bananarama on the Breakfast in America tour.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 16, 2019 05:47 PM (jYnPD)

358 Next story would be how Biden was as fierce as Genghis Khan.

Posted by: IC at September 16, 2019 05:47 PM (a0IVu)

359 345 I remember that time Deebo kept stealing from everyone in the hood and then he hit Debbie and I had to knock him out. True story.
Posted by: QA at September 16, 2019 05:46 PM (hGnX

You got knocked tha FUCK out, man!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 05:47 PM (NWiLs)

360 Trix better than Kix. It's diversified with all the pretty colors. More progressive.

Posted by: olddog in mo at September 16, 2019 05:48 PM (Dhht7)

361 It was a diff'rent day and time back then....1957 or 58.
If you was black and you was an astronaut, you were out of work.

--Joe Biden remembering his encounter with Loopy Louie Hayes from NASSA
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 16, 2019 05:46 PM (FTlwv)


That is the best documentary ever produced.

Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 16, 2019 05:48 PM (t+qrx)

362 Corn Pop be hung like a kernel.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 16, 2019 05:48 PM (YtZB9)

363 > I proudly served under Kernel Panic.

I can't forget to give credit to the rest of the team. General Disarray, Major Havoc, Corporal Punishment, and Private Parts.

A hell of a team, we were.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 05:48 PM (IRd4p)

364 336

He had these frosted ends on his hair. This is a true story.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 16, 2019 05:44 PM (uEbPt)

The way you put that is hilarious.

Posted by: m at September 16, 2019 05:48 PM (hnjoD)

365 Joe Biden did not see two guys kissing in the 50's. Neither did his father. I shan't believe it. I simply shannot.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 16, 2019 05:48 PM (hjaPQ)

366 Then, methought, the air grew denser, perfumed from an unseen censerSwung by Seraphim whose footfalls tread upon my diving board."Esther," I cried, "thy god hath lent thee--by the signals he hath sent theeRespite--respite and nepenthe from the memories of thy yore;Quaff, oh, quaff this kind nepenthe and depart my diving board!Quoth the Corn Pop, "Nevermore."

Posted by: Edgar Allen Joe at September 16, 2019 05:48 PM (sN9mD)

367 At my age, it's Super Colon Blow for breakfast.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 16, 2019 05:48 PM (u//oP)

368 I beat Corn Pop. I can beat Trump.

Posted by: Marcus T, Gringo at September 16, 2019 05:48 PM (wxC/u)

369 I'm surprised Biden didn't say they shared a "40" afterwards.
Posted by: Marcus T, Gringo at September 16, 2019 05:46 PM (wxC/u)

Rocket Fuel. Dammmmn !!

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 16, 2019 05:48 PM (hN5g8)

370 Mr. Trump, I worked with Corn Pop, I had a switchblade fight with Corn Pop, I called Corn Pop Esther Williams, and you sir, you are no Corn Pop.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 16, 2019 05:48 PM (oZ6kz)

371 The Ted Kennedy Aquatic Center and Car Wash.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2019 05:40 PM



Pool has no deep end. Wading pool only.

Posted by: Hands at September 16, 2019 05:49 PM (786Ro)

372 ...

Posted by: tbodie at September 16, 2019 05:49 PM (vz4z/)

373 > Next story would be how Biden was as fierce as Genghis Khan.

Nope, I've already got dibs on Jen-jiss Khan.

Posted by: John Heinz-Kerry at September 16, 2019 05:49 PM (IRd4p)

374 About that chain- Joe was doing his interpretive dance routine to Chain of Fools.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2019 05:50 PM (cgIyZ)

375 343 Whose corn flake dis is?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 16, 2019 05:46 PM (u//oP)

Y'all are really killing it, here.

Posted by: m at September 16, 2019 05:50 PM (hnjoD)

376 Call me Ishmael, he told me...

/

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 16, 2019 05:50 PM (6qErC)

377 Walter Mitty runs for President.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at September 16, 2019 05:50 PM (7s3Gx)

378 Pool has no deep end. Wading pool only.

Posted by: Hands at September 16, 2019 05:49 PM (786Ro)

=======================
Car pool.

Posted by: mrp at September 16, 2019 05:50 PM (Pqytn)

379 Dance like a Corn Pop, sting like a camel.

Or is that a bee?

Aw, what the hell state are we in anyway?

Posted by: Marcus T, Gringo at September 16, 2019 05:50 PM (wxC/u)

380 To me if it was Sugar Smacks I might believe it

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2019 05:50 PM (ZCEU2)

381 I always though Corn Pop was a reference to Lawrence Welk.

Posted by: Miklos, maybe mistaken at September 16, 2019 05:47 PM



Yacht Rock > Corn Pop ?

Posted by: Hands at September 16, 2019 05:51 PM (786Ro)

382 > Pool has no deep end.

Sorta like Joe's gene pool.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 05:51 PM (IRd4p)

383 Pray for his nomination, Horde... pray hard... who would be the perfect running mate???

Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2019 05:51 PM (90T4r)

384 Just an aside.

Corn Nuts are the the most stinky snack out there if you're not the one eating them.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 16, 2019 05:51 PM (hN5g8)

385 chain gang ... not a bad song ... Biden said he sang bass for that song.


youtube.com/watch?v=zBn5aIfZElE

Posted by: illiniwek at September 16, 2019 05:51 PM (Cus5s)

386 Kids back then used to say "fuckin' A" all the time. Well, the colored kids didn't say it. I never really knew what that meant anyway.

Posted by: Joe "The Real Fonz" Biden at September 16, 2019 05:52 PM (hjaPQ)

387 And that little corn pop was
me!

Posted by: Senator Kamala Corn POP Harris at September 16, 2019 05:52 PM (19Oib)

388 Sugar Crisp (Bear) > Sugar Smacks (Frog)

Posted by: olddog in mo at September 16, 2019 05:52 PM (Dhht7)

389 "I used to teach poor black kids how to read back in Delaware. Did you know black kids could be taught to read? Yeah, I was the first one to ever do it. Should have won a Nobel for it back in 1969, but Woody Allen won it that year for Bananas. True Story."

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at September 16, 2019 05:52 PM (hdzef)

390 Next Debate, Gropin' Joe needs to enter the stage to Black Sabbath, Swinging the Chain.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, With a Broken Brain at September 16, 2019 05:52 PM (xPJvm)

391 Corn Nuts are the the most stinky snack out there"

Maize Nuts

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 16, 2019 05:52 PM (6qErC)

392 There was this one dude, Rice Krispie. Asian guy, had a mean gang of midgets...

Posted by: goodluckduck at September 16, 2019 05:52 PM (rwaEp)

393 384 Just an aside.

Corn Nuts are the the most stinky snack out there if you're not the one eating them.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 16, 2019 05:51 PM (hN5g


If you wanna ruin your teeth, Corn Nuts is the snack for you...

Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2019 05:52 PM (90T4r)

394 I still don't think Slow Joe will survive to the
convention, but now I hope he makes it. The campaign would be the most
entertaining thing ever.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 16, 2019 05:44 PM (hjaPQ)


Especially when trump assigns him a small closet space in the white house, along with a propeller beanie, a cardboard desk with the word president scribbled on it in crayon, a presidential seal made from a pie tin, and a sign for the door that reads "don't feed the retard".

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 16, 2019 05:52 PM (9Om/r)

395


Joe Biden: Back in those days I tried to stop a gang war. The Sharks vs. The Jets. They were bad dudes and had some choreography that you just did not want to mess with. Any way I ended up with this little senorita named Maria. You know what I'm talking about? Any way I stood up to both gangs with just some sheet music in my hand and they liked the score so much they backed down. True story

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 16, 2019 05:53 PM (kw5n8)

396 When Biden was in high school.He had a dog that was wild....but he trained her to be a champion show dog.....Ya....Black Lassie.

Posted by: Doggfish at September 16, 2019 05:53 PM (rIuKr)

397 387 And that little corn pop was
me!
Posted by: Senator Kamala Corn POP Harris at September 16, 2019 05:52 PM (19Oib)

Farina, that you??

Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2019 05:53 PM (90T4r)

398 "Afterwards we shared a Colt 45 and sang Jimi Hendrix songs while playing air guitar. "

I mean, c'mon Joe. Make it believable.

Posted by: Marcus T, Gringo at September 16, 2019 05:53 PM (wxC/u)

399 Pray for his nomination, Horde... pray hard... who would be the perfect running mate???
Posted by: kraken


Who would be perfect, or who will it be?

Perfect? No idea.
Worst case? Tank Abrams.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2019 05:54 PM (AKYZm)

400 383 Pray for his nomination, Horde... pray hard... who would be the perfect running mate???
Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2019 05:51 PM (90T4r)

Tank Abrams...Joe could regale us about how they bonded over Aretha Franklin songs and then try to sniff her hair, at which point she pulls out a straight razor and tries to castrate him...hilarity ensues.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 16, 2019 05:54 PM (RD7QR)

401 I stared down George until he saw the genius of my plan. Cross the Delaware at night on Christmas eve...true story, my word as a Biden.

-Joe Bidet

Posted by: Archer at September 16, 2019 05:54 PM (gmo/4)

402 and suddenly the menacing gang started to sway their hips and snap their fingers and do jazz hands. corn pop started singing "I feel pretty, so pretty...."

Posted by: piratepatch at September 16, 2019 05:54 PM (taXNc)

403 Stymie > Farina > Buckwheat.

Fight me.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 16, 2019 05:54 PM (u//oP)

404 By this time next year Biden is going to be regaling audiences with his tales of being second in command to Colonel George Washington during the French and Indian Wars.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at September 16, 2019 05:54 PM (mQBQH)

405 After work, I used to go unwind at this place called the Honeycomb Hideout. A lot of cute girls there. Just the age I like them. Only problem was some guy named Epstein always poached them from me.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 16, 2019 05:54 PM (IRd4p)

406 Did anyone ask Neil McKinnon if this happened for realz?

Posted by: Just Lily at September 16, 2019 05:55 PM (+qBkz)

407 Semolina >Stymie > Farina > Buckwheat

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 16, 2019 05:55 PM (6qErC)

408 Hes got like three different movies mixed into one story.

Mr. Tibbs

West Side Story

And

Honey I Shrunk My Nutz

Posted by: Senator Kamala Corn POP Harris at September 16, 2019 05:55 PM (19Oib)

409 Another interest group for the Democrats

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-7462229

Professor Spikins said: On the one hand Neanderthals are healthy because they are walking around a lot.But
there is a very high injury rate and there are a lot of famines, so
almost every skeleton has got signs of a serious injury or illness just
because of the lifestyles they are living.They're not suffering from the sedentary lifestyles that we are but they are dealing with a difficult life as well.

Posted by: Off the reservation at September 16, 2019 05:55 PM (vWMNq)

410 He's not Joe Biden. He's fucking Forest Gump.

Posted by: Marcus T, Gringo at September 16, 2019 05:55 PM (wxC/u)

411 Still a pack of lies.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 16, 2019 05:55 PM (8fHBx)

412 406 Did anyone ask Neil McKinnon if this happened for realz?

No, they didn't ask Neil Kinnock, either.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 16, 2019 05:56 PM (oVJmc)

413 The worst part of listening to these kind of rambling stories from Biden or some drunk in a bar is they waste five minutes of your life and they have absolutely no point.

Posted by: lowandslow at September 16, 2019 05:56 PM (Mr80f)

414
I was the one who killed Malcolm X. True story. He went soft. Wasn't keepin' it real. Nothin' makes me madder than when a man forgots his blackness. My word as a Biden.

Posted by: Joe "Cracker Jack" Biden at September 16, 2019 05:56 PM (AzW6q)

415 Worst case? Tank Abrams.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2019 05:54 PM (AKYZm)


Tank Abrams...Joe could regale us about how they bonded over Aretha Franklin songs and then try to sniff her hair, at which point she pulls out a straight razor and tries to castrate him...hilarity ensues.
Posted by: joncelli


Horde mind atwerk.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2019 05:56 PM (AKYZm)

416 Kamala: and that little Pop Tart was me!

Posted by: Ever at September 16, 2019 05:56 PM (ZZDMQ)

417 "And Corn Pop was a bad dude."

And Aubrey was her name.

Posted by: m at September 16, 2019 05:56 PM (hnjoD)

418 He's fucking Forest Gump."

Jenny?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 16, 2019 05:56 PM (6qErC)

419
He's not Joe Biden. He's fucking Forest Gump.

Posted by: Marcus T, Gringo at September 16, 2019 05:55 PM (wxC/u)

In the end, that's really the truth of it.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 16, 2019 05:56 PM (9Om/r)

420 Corn Pop Quiz:

WTF is wrong with Biden?

A) dementia
B) Alzheimer's
C) blank pages
D) synapses not firing
E) all of the above

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 16, 2019 05:56 PM (5itaF)

421 The worst part of listening to these kind of
rambling stories from Biden or some drunk in a bar is they waste five
minutes of your life and they have absolutely no point.


Posted by: lowandslow at September 16, 2019 05:56 PM (Mr80f)

==================
Woof!

Posted by: The Shaggy Dog at September 16, 2019 05:57 PM (Pqytn)

422 I think I'm in love with this Carrie Ann

Posted by: Josephistan at September 16, 2019 05:57 PM (Izzlo)

423 Semolina >Stymie > Farina > Buckwheat
Posted by: Anon a mouse


Grits was a bad mother....

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2019 05:57 PM (AKYZm)

424 I promise not to do that thing in your mouth. My word as a Biden.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 16, 2019 05:57 PM (Z4rgH)

425 He's not Joe Biden. He's fucking Forest Gump.

That explains why he's running.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 16, 2019 05:57 PM (HaL55)

426 Joe Biden has been lying since he crawled out the crib.....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 16, 2019 05:57 PM (Z+IKu)

427 420
Corn Pop Quiz:


E

Posted by: Off the reservation at September 16, 2019 05:58 PM (vWMNq)

428 That explains why he's running.

*snort

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 16, 2019 05:58 PM (dUJdY)

429 He's fucking Forest Gump."

Or Matt Damon ?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 16, 2019 05:58 PM (6qErC)

430 Good Lord there wasn't a coherent thought in that rant. I am sure that more than little black children were not interested.

Posted by: Cheri at September 16, 2019 05:58 PM (oiNtH)

431
WTF is wrong with Biden?

A) dementia
B) Alzheimer's
C) blank pages
D) synapses not firing
E) all of the above


F) Joe being Joe

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 16, 2019 05:58 PM (oVJmc)

432 Joe picks Hunter as his running mate.

Just tossin' out ideas.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 16, 2019 05:58 PM (ptqGC)

433
Joe picks Hunter as his running mate.

Just tossin' out ideas.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 16, 2019 05:58 PM (ptqGC)

---------

Nah, first Dr. Jill, then Hunter.

Hunter won't get involved until he has a relative to cuck.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2019 05:59 PM (AzW6q)

434 That Corn Pop is a bad mother f....

Hush your mouth

Just talking about Corn Pop.

Posted by: Shaft at September 16, 2019 05:59 PM (ZLI7S)

435 429 Or Matt Damon ?


Back asswards. SS would do Biden, I think.

Posted by: Off the reservation at September 16, 2019 06:00 PM (vWMNq)

436 And everybody clapped.

This sounds like a scene from a Norman Lear sitcom from the 1970s. Everybody clapped then too. I wouldn't be surprised if you found a similar scene from one of those shows.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 16, 2019 06:00 PM (j3npP)

437 He's not Joe Biden. He's fucking Forest Gump.

That explains why he's running.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 16, 2019 05:57

-------

Heh.

Posted by: olddog in mo at September 16, 2019 06:00 PM (Dhht7)

438 I misspoke.

I meant to say "Porn Cop."

*tweet*

No running!

*tweet*

No coal!

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 16, 2019 06:00 PM (gAXBD)

439 Corn Pop and T Bone walk into a bar...

Posted by: Senator Kamala Corn POP Harris at September 16, 2019 06:00 PM (19Oib)

440 Some call him Corn Pop, I call him daddy.

Posted by: Shaun King at September 16, 2019 06:00 PM (4e+hS)

441 So Biden had a run in with some black people in Wilmington? Big deal! Back then I was the blackest person in all of Vermont!

Posted by: Bernie Grape Nutz Sanders at September 16, 2019 06:00 PM (Izzlo)

442 why do I get the sense that the story is basically true but happened to someone else?

Posted by: mallfly the Georgie Peach at September 16, 2019 06:00 PM (ZqRa6)

443 Corn Pop sounds butt rapey.

Posted by: jennifer anniston's perky nipples at September 16, 2019 06:01 PM (6OoFY)

444 Corn Pop and T Bone walk into a bar.."

You think they would've seen it

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 16, 2019 06:01 PM (6qErC)

445 Breaking Newsweek story-

Trump stole some pancakes and forgot a relative was dead...cousin says-

https://tinyurl.com/y3who7vj

Posted by: redridinghood at September 16, 2019 06:01 PM (wiXsO)

446 442 why do I get the sense that the story is basically true but happened to someone else?
Posted by: mallfly the Georgie Peach at September 16, 2019 06:00 PM (ZqRa6)

Because Joe is a cereal liar?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 16, 2019 06:01 PM (RD7QR)

447 Joe Biden: Don't you just hate it when walking the dog, a cat jumps on the treadmill and the dog chases it and now your caught on the tread mill and you scream for your wife Jane, to stop this crazy thing? Don't you just hate that?

Posted by: Archer at September 16, 2019 06:01 PM (gmo/4)

448 425 He's not Joe Biden. He's fucking Forest Gump.

That explains why he's running."

I hate fucking Forest Gump.

Posted by: Forest Gump's Skanky Girlfriend at September 16, 2019 06:02 PM (Kpl3J)

449 Joe is suffering from neural democratum botulism. It's when you did so much botox that it fucked up your brain that was already rotted from being a democrat and a liar.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2019 06:02 PM (myjNJ)

450 Biden 2020 has to be a M$/week operation. If there was any truth to any of his stories there'd be witnesses on the trail.

Posted by: DaveA at September 16, 2019 06:02 PM (FhXTo)

451 Corn Pop Quiz:

WTF is wrong with Biden?

A) dementia
B) Alzheimer's
C) blank pages
D) synapses not firing
E) all of the above

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 16, 2019 05:56 PM (5itaF)
.........

*static*

Posted by: the steel plate in Joe's head at September 16, 2019 06:02 PM (v0R5T)

452 432 Joe picks Hunter as his running mate.

Just tossin' out ideas.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 16, 2019 05:58 PM (ptqGC)

Which means The Donald is then free to go with Donald Jr.

Epicness!

Posted by: Just Lily at September 16, 2019 06:02 PM (+qBkz)

453 Joe likes to swim naked. Think he did that as a lifeguard too?

Posted by: Archer at September 16, 2019 06:03 PM (gmo/4)

454

Keep in mind: this old senile jerkoff would be president today
if he ran in 2016.

Posted by: Soothie at September 16, 2019 06:03 PM (KL8os)

455 Then as your flying into Afghanistan you get shot at and next thing you know you and Chelsea are serpentining on the tarmac in Bosnia.

You lose your hat on the Mekong Delta so your stuck with only your Yankees hat cuz the Cubs suck anyways.

Posted by: Senator Kamala Corn POP Harris at September 16, 2019 06:03 PM (19Oib)

456 Joe likes to swim naked. Think he did that as a lifeguard too?
Posted by: Archer

That's how he got the nickname

Nubbin

Posted by: Bruce at September 16, 2019 06:04 PM (vd8XM)

457 Forest Gump's Skanky Girlfriend"

Scroll up.

Jenny

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 16, 2019 06:04 PM (6qErC)

458 446 Joe is a cereal liar
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 16, 2019 06:01 PM (RD7QR)

hahahahaha!

Posted by: m at September 16, 2019 06:04 PM (hnjoD)

459 Poon Hunter Biden is not going any nearer the White House than I am.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo, free Farmer! at September 16, 2019 06:04 PM (ykYG2)

460 Seminal act that led to all the race relation problems.

Posted by: socalcon at September 16, 2019 06:04 PM (Roy2Z)

461 I'll kick Corn Pop's ass.

Posted by: Corn Pone at September 16, 2019 06:04 PM (v0R5T)

462 Some people call him Rufus. I call him Corn Pop.

arrrrr

Posted by: Karl Childers at September 16, 2019 06:05 PM (ZLI7S)

463 Moral of the story

No one had sex with that woman till the blue dress got not sent to the laundry.

Posted by: Senator Kamala Corn POP Harris at September 16, 2019 06:05 PM (19Oib)

464 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eL3o1w5uRA

Posted by: MarkY at September 16, 2019 06:05 PM (eMZAQ)

465 Some people call him Rufus. I call him Corn Pop."

As long as no one calls him maurice

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 16, 2019 06:05 PM (6qErC)

466 What a retard.

Posted by: Weasel at September 16, 2019 06:06 PM (MVjcR)

467 Joe worked with a black girl at the pool. Her name was Honey Comb.

Posted by: There at September 16, 2019 06:06 PM (fOqG5)

468 And we all need street names. I'm Little G Money.

Posted by: Weasel at September 16, 2019 06:06 PM (MVjcR)

469 Biden wants to get his black street cred right up there to Talcum X levels.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at September 16, 2019 06:06 PM (BRpqW)

470 457 Forest Gump's Skanky Girlfriend"

Scroll up.

Jenny
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 16, 2019 06:04 PM (6qErC)

Jenny, I got your number! 867-5309

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2019 06:07 PM (Kpl3J)

471 I suppose I'm English Hob'.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo, free Farmer! at September 16, 2019 06:07 PM (ykYG2)

472 465 Some people call him Rufus. I call him Corn Pop."

As long as no one calls him maurice
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 16, 2019 06:05 PM (6qErC)

I don't think pompatus is acceptable on cereal.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 16, 2019 06:07 PM (RD7QR)

473
No, they didn't ask Neil Kinnock, either.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 16, 2019 05:56 PM (oVJmc)

Autocucumber strikes again!

Posted by: Just Lily at September 16, 2019 06:07 PM (+qBkz)

474 HOOOOD OMar

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 16, 2019 06:07 PM (BqBId)

475 Nood

Posted by: Josephistan at September 16, 2019 06:08 PM (Izzlo)

476 Newsweek@Newsweek
Donald Trump stole pancakes and forgot a relative was dead while visiting family, cousin claims

-
Damn few things are more flat lowdown than a pancake thief.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 16, 2019 06:09 PM (+y/Ru)

477 468 And we all need street names.
~~~
I dropped mine after moving...it was 'Dumb Fvck'.

Posted by: socalcon at September 16, 2019 06:09 PM (Roy2Z)

478 There he was.

Crazy Joe was surrounded at the Delaware Public Pool facing the world's worst villains.

One was cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs. Clearly he was a tweaker.

Then there was the Leprechaun. A possible IRA associate, he dealt in moons and stars. A possible devil worshiper.

Then there was the Captain. He called himself a captain, but he only had three stripes on his sleeve. Because he had only four fingers on each hand, he was suspected of being a bomb builder.

Lastly, there was the Tiger. His name was Tony and we suspect he was cosa nostra. This was the guy who Biden hates to this day because he thinks Make American GRRRRREAT Again! is a taunt from his formative years.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 16, 2019 06:10 PM (gAXBD)

479 WTF is wrong with Biden?



A) dementia

B) Alzheimer's

C) blank pages

D) synapses not firing

E) all of the above



Posted by: JuJuBee at September 16, 2019 05:56 PM (5itaF)

.........



*static*

Posted by: the steel plate in Joe's head at September 16, 2019 06:02 PM (v0R5T)


He's ALWAYS been this way, but no one paid any attention before.

Posted by: dagny at September 16, 2019 06:10 PM (nRWPy)

480 BREAKING... According to his autobiography, while in the RAF in 1958, Neil Kinnock got in a gang fight at the Belfast Community Pool with a gang of hooligans led by "Lucky", the Irish Leprechaun. Critics accuse Biden of sugar-coating his story... Developing...

Posted by: Manufactured News Network: "Making News Magically Delicious Since Kelloggs Went Commie!" at September 16, 2019 06:10 PM (Ndje9)

481 Didn't Joe win the Nathan's hot dog eating contest the same year?

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at September 16, 2019 06:10 PM (Jj+59)

482 It's fun to laugh at Biden's stupid lies, but it's also important to remember Biden's lies have ruined people.

The truck driver who hit Biden's wife and kid, killing them was a victim of Biden's lies. He went to the grave trying to fight the lie that he was drunk at the time. Even the police got involved in trying to clear this one up, issuing a public statement the truck driver was stone cold sober at the time.

Can you imagine being in a very unfortunate accident, that was almost certainly the other driver's fault, killing a woman and child, only to spend the rest of your life being falsely accused of being drunk at the time? Further, the person spreading the lie is a politician on the national stage?

Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2019 06:10 PM (9t0Zz)

483 Nood Ilhan Omar

:-)

Posted by: Off the reservation at September 16, 2019 06:11 PM (vWMNq)

484 Warren/ Buttplug will be the ticket. Why Biden is still around baffles me.

Posted by: Jamaica, Queens at September 16, 2019 06:11 PM (8loGC)

485 Wasn't there a film with that Private Ryan guy who played halfback for Bear Bryant? I think Biden was the QB.

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at September 16, 2019 06:12 PM (Jj+59)

486 If Biden were elected POTUS, I am sure the following G7 summits would be a hoot as Biden regales them with these stories.

Posted by: Cheri at September 16, 2019 06:16 PM (oiNtH)

487
*sings*

Gone are the days
When I drove Corn Pop away
Gone is my brain
Strokes turned it into clay
Gone are my teeth
And my dentures try to go
I hear those gentle voices callin'
Senile Joe

I'm a sniffing', I'm a sniffin'
Some young girl's hair I know
I grope her even as they're callin'
Senile Joe

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 16, 2019 06:16 PM (n8Jib)

488 Joe Biden is just fucking weird.

Posted by: eleven at September 16, 2019 06:23 PM (tH5fk)

489 After Joe courageous display, Corn Pop accepted him and called him Cracker Jack.

Posted by: There at September 16, 2019 06:24 PM (fOqG5)

490 464 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eL3o1w5uRA
Posted by: MarkY at September 16, 2019 06:05 PM (eMZAQ)

Ralphie May.
Nice.

Posted by: m at September 16, 2019 06:27 PM (hnjoD)

491 Used to be this tuff that hung out onna street corner in my 'hood, name'ah Rye Toast. One day passin' I musta' looked a him wrong because he liked tah put me in a JAM.
I was kinda' street smart, cept for that lookin' at RT wrong, so I buttered him up some and he let it slide afta I toll him he was the most righteous slice of a dood I evah done seed.

Posted by: White Bread at September 16, 2019 06:31 PM (pSotA)

492 He ran a bunch of bad boys, I'll tell you.
Or maybe he was just thinking of Kill Bill.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXYfapQbqo4

Posted by: Onlooker at September 16, 2019 06:40 PM (5rmY3)

493 Conflated the pool incident with the opening dialog of Adam-12 where the dispatcher reports a gang fight with chains and knives.

Joe needs to check into the retirement home.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at September 16, 2019 07:31 PM (LGo6U)

494 Pom Aid was for English immigrants in OZ.


He's not heavy he's my brother.Can you rescue him from the deep end Joe,under the AfroShine slick.

Hey Carrie Ann what's your name now?

Posted by: saf at September 16, 2019 07:43 PM (5IHGB)

495 Joe has a gang name
Honey comb over

Posted by: Priapism at September 16, 2019 08:04 PM (ucNdt)

496 You always bring a chain to a straight razor fight.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 16, 2019 10:25 PM (2Ia/C)

497 Uncle Joe gonna put you back in chains boy.

Posted by: I am not corey Booker at September 17, 2019 12:36 AM (nRj4F)

Leland Keyser, Who Blasey-Ford Claimed Was a Witness to Her Fabricated Assault, Finally Speaks About Ford's Accusation: "I don't have any confidence in the story."

Funny that the New York Times "reporters" who wrote up that silly accusation where the alleged victim denies the event chose not to publicize this bombshell.

Mollie Hemingway writes:


And then, just before the book ends, the reporters drop a bombshell:

>We spoke multiple times to Keyser, who also said that she didn’t recall that get-together or any others like it. In fact, she challenged Ford's accuracy. I don't have any confidence in the story."

This on-the-record quote is the first time that Keyser has spoken publicly about what was previously reported in detail in the new bestseller "Justice on Trial: The Kavanaugh Confirmation and the Future of the Supreme Court"...

The New York Times authors dismiss Keyser’s statement as the product of a bad memory, before noting that their unsuccessful efforts to corroborate Blasey Ford’s claims including desperately searching for a house that matched the description she gave. Nevertheless, their “gut” told them to believe her in the absence of facts.

The authors also acknowledge what had previously been reported in "Justice on Trial," about A group text was formed in which friends such as Cheryl Amitay and Lulu Gonella discussed how to get her to say something more helpful to the cause. An unnamed man on the text suggested that they defame her as an addict. Keyser has been in recovery for some time, as her friends know and as has previously been reported.

Amitay answered,"Leland is a major stumbling block" While asserting she didn't want her to make anything up out of whole cloth, she offered ideas for things that could sound supportive of Ford's story, such as that she'd been in similar situations with Blasey Ford that summer.

"I was told behind the scenes that certain things could be spread about me if I didn't comply," Keyser told the reporters, a stunning admission of the pressure to which she was subjected to by Blasey Ford's allies.

Beach friends need to get their asses sued into bankruptcy.

Or maybe some investigation for the lies that we know some "accusers" told. Why are the false accusers being let off the hook, as usual?



Posted by: Ace of Spades at 04:06 PM




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1 Oneth again?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 16, 2019 04:07 PM (HaL55)

2 Seems like the "actual malice" threshold was left in the rear view mirror quite a while ago.

Posted by: filbert at September 16, 2019 04:07 PM (NiXyF)

3 Sue them all!

This has ALWAYS been the Dems game. Now it's our turn. Grow a spine. You'll see them shrink.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 16, 2019 04:08 PM (vEIlU)

4 Sad!

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 16, 2019 04:08 PM (2sCft)

5 Don't know how I managed that. I just dropped into the last thread to see what condition my condition was in.

Oh yeah.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 16, 2019 04:08 PM (HaL55)

6 Why it's almost like they're lying like rugs!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 16, 2019 04:08 PM (BiNEL)

7 Looks it is an all out war on everyone associated with PDT and all us Deplorables. About time we respond in kind and also hold RINOs like romney accountable

Fight like your Life Depends on it, because i t does

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2019 04:08 PM (p0A33)

8 Good for her, because that cannot be easy.
How many friends and DC influencers are pressuring her to continue the charade, I wonder. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2019 04:08 PM (bDqIh)

9 "I was told behind the scenes that certain things could be spread about me if I didn't comply," Keyser told the reporters, a stunning admission of the pressure to which she was subjected to by Blasey Ford's allies.

This is why "News" just doesn't exist anymore.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 16, 2019 04:09 PM (vEIlU)

10 LOL get fucked

Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2019 04:10 PM (ov5W2)

11 I am just glad I can't be nominated to the SCOTUS. No telling the dirt they could find on young SteveOReno.

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 16, 2019 04:11 PM (2sCft)

12 This is how the left operates - without shame or any regard on who they destroy, as long as it gets the job done. "It worked, didn't it?" - Harry Reid, after admitting he lied when he said he had proof that Romney cheated on his taxes.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 16, 2019 04:11 PM (9+jnX)

13 Kavanaugh probably thinks he can follow Thomas' path and stay quiet for years, letting his record speak for him. However, this is 1991, and the Left/MSM will not let go of this story.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2019 04:11 PM (bDqIh)

14 I wonder if these people have a spreadsheet to keep track of the lies.

Posted by: MiklosPM at September 16, 2019 04:12 PM (QzkSJ)

15 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 16, 2019 04:12 PM (DjIxe)

16 Sue Max Steyer (the "source" aka Slanderer Zero for this hit), the NYT reporter, the NYT editor, and the NYT as an organization.

Discovery is a bitch.

Posted by: filbert at September 16, 2019 04:12 PM (NiXyF)

17 Brett stuck his thing in my butt, and I never even met him!

Posted by: Random Liberal Hag at September 16, 2019 04:12 PM (88+cf)

18 I remember when Brett Kavanaugh lured me into a panel van with promises of puppies and candy. Oh the things he did to me!!!

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 16, 2019 04:12 PM (2sCft)

19 The thing is, none of this is new. Ford threw this one under the bus at the hearings. All of this was known then.

Why the hell are we reliving this?

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 16, 2019 04:12 PM (JcXHH)

20 If the GOP rolls over as usual, because wrong hill, then what sane person of integrity would risk working for President Trump, or more importantly, ANY effective conservative/non-Democrat President!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 16, 2019 04:13 PM (BiNEL)

21 I think it's safe to assume that whatever the left throws at the next SCOTUS nominee isn't going to stick at all.

Lindsay Graham, faced with incontrovertible evidence that the nominee spends their time raping battered baby seals, will push through the nominee as a giant fuck you to the Left.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 16, 2019 04:13 PM (DjIxe)

22 Spoiler Alert : There are also lies behind Door #2.

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2019 04:13 PM (yBOIx)

23 17 Brett stuck his thing in my butt, and I never even met him!
Posted by: Random Liberal Hag at September 16, 2019 04:12 PM (88+cf)

The "thing" is your own head, you douchebag.

Posted by: Roy at September 16, 2019 04:13 PM (DBI6f)

24 Very interesting comments by Trump right now. He said when he entered office Gen. Mattis told him we were so low on ammo that he was asking Trump to delay an action then being contemplated. Trump said "I won't name the country."

Posted by: Frasier Crane (I'm coming back!) at September 16, 2019 04:13 PM (dmYb7)

25 What Brett Kavanaugh should start doing is voting with Gorsuch and Thomas on the votes that matter.

That is all.

Posted by: SH at September 16, 2019 04:14 PM (sX1BW)

26 Beach friends need to get their asses sued into bankruptcy.

I'd settle for heads on pikes.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 16, 2019 04:14 PM (jYnPD)

27

Comey and pals have a bunker full of military ammo?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 16, 2019 04:14 PM (vEIlU)

28 Kav should be unleashed upon his detractors. That oughta be their worst nightmare: a SCOTUS justice who just reached the very tippy-top of the career mountain should know how to leave them with just enough money to where they'll need to work the local truck stop for BJs in order to eat.

This bullshit's gone on long enough. We used to have laws against this sort of thing specifically to stop exactly what we're seeing happen.

He should be ruthless. Revenge is a dish best served cold.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 16, 2019 04:14 PM (HaL55)

29 Beach friends are bitch friends.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt - Cub Fan at September 16, 2019 04:14 PM (ufFY8)

30 I wonder if Corn Pop was somehow involved.

Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2019 04:15 PM (90T4r)

31 The oceans levels were once higher? Next, you'll be telling me CO2
levels were also higher and there were more species alive then too.

Posted by: Archer at September 16, 2019 04:15 PM (gmo/4)

32 Tyranny by slander, defamation and libel.

Soft tyranny, but still tyranny.

Posted by: simplemind at September 16, 2019 04:15 PM (ZE/nz)

33 Why the hell are we reliving this?
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 16, 2019 04:12 PM (JcXHH)

Because the russian hoax fell thru...didn't you get the memo?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2019 04:15 PM (p0A33)

34 19
The thing is, none of this is new. Ford threw this one under the bus at the hearings. All of this was known then.



Why the hell are we reliving this?

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 16, 2019 04:12 PM (JcXHH)

++++
Very odd. Very old. Already established as false, but now they're coming out of the woodwork whipping this up into some new sensational scandal.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 16, 2019 04:15 PM (9+jnX)

35 What Brett Kavanaugh should start doing is voting with Gorsuch and Thomas on the votes that matter.

Posted by: SH at September 16, 2019 04:14 PM (sX1BW)


AND SUE THE BASTARDS!!!

Posted by: filbert at September 16, 2019 04:15 PM (NiXyF)

36 Laws against making false accusations need to be needed up.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at September 16, 2019 04:15 PM (J+mig)

37 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 04:15 PM (Zz0t1)

38 They've got nothing, so they recycle now.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 16, 2019 04:15 PM (vEIlU)

39 "14
I wonder if these people have a spreadsheet to keep track of the lies.

Posted by: MiklosPM at September 16, 2019 04:12 PM (QzkSJ)"
..I'm going to assume you haven't seen many of the docs that came out of the DNC, the Clintons' organization, or the sock puppet farms? They literally have regular written guidance to keep people on script. Hell, it was part of the entire point of journolist 1.0/2,0

Posted by: lurker (the other one... spelled with a P) at September 16, 2019 04:15 PM (eAshZ)

40 13 Kavanaugh probably thinks he can follow Thomas' path and stay quiet for years, letting his record speak for him. However, this is 1991, and the Left/MSM will not let go of this story.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2019 04:11 PM (bDqIh)

Kavanaugh said plenty at his confirmation. There's no reason for him to get involved in any public shit slinging now; in fact, Democrats will only use it to try and claim he's not "impartial" in any future decisions. So Kav has to just shut up about it and let other people fight it out for him.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2019 04:16 PM (Kpl3J)

41 Beach friends need to get their asses sued into bankruptcy.

This. A BILLION times, this.

This will continue until someone is forced to pay for their actions. If they're forced to compensate victims of their lies, they just might think twice.

Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 04:16 PM (Zz0t1)

42 I've missed all the threads today so apologies if this has been discussed: Why are Dems reopening this attack?

Posted by: tbodie at September 16, 2019 04:16 PM (vz4z/)

43 32 Tyranny by slander, defamation and libel.

Soft tyranny, but still tyranny.
Posted by: simplemind at September 16, 2019 04:15 PM (ZE/nz)

Yeah, but enough of it, and it'll become a raging tyranny boner, so this shit needs to be shut down post haste.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at September 16, 2019 04:16 PM (J+mig)

44 I'll throw in a couple of bucks in the kitty for more bombs.

Posted by: Archer at September 16, 2019 04:16 PM (gmo/4)

45 I've missed all the threads today so apologies if this has been discussed: Why are Dems reopening this attack?

Posted by: tbodie at September 16, 2019 04:16 PM (vz4z/)


INPEACH TRUMP!!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 04:17 PM (Zz0t1)

46 >Why the hell are we reliving this?

One theory: they need to delegitimize the court's authority since there are at least 3 big cases coming up that they don't want to have to comply with should they lose:

https://twitter.com/tracybeanz/status/

1173331122878582784

Also, prepping battlespace for when RGB croaks. If they resurrect the 'Kavanaugh is an extreme extremist who shouldn't be there, so you owe us one for tolerating him!!" then they will insist Trump nominate a Lefty for RGB's vacancy. Not Barrett.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2019 04:17 PM (bDqIh)

Posted by: lurker (the other one... spelled with a P) at September 16, 2019 04:17 PM (eAshZ)

48 24 Very interesting comments by Trump right now. He said when he entered office Gen. Mattis told him we were so low on ammo that he was asking Trump to delay an action then being contemplated. Trump said "I won't name the country."
Posted by: Frasier Crane (I'm coming back!) at September 16, 2019 04:13 PM (dmYb7)

Canucks let off the hook, as usual.

Posted by: josephistan at September 16, 2019 04:17 PM (Izzlo)

49 So, that "buy more ammo" thing turned out to be a good idea after all.

Posted by: Roy at September 16, 2019 04:17 PM (DBI6f)

50 I'll throw in a couple of bucks in the kitty for more bombs.


But only if I get to drop them myself..


Posted by: Archer at September 16, 2019 04:18 PM (gmo/4)

51 They've got nothing, so they recycle now.


It's good for the soil.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2019 04:18 PM (iCClr)

52 Pretty bad for the Dems when they have to rerun old outrage material. Shows a real dearth of slander writing talent. What DO they teach snowflakes in Universities nowadays, anyway??

Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2019 04:18 PM (90T4r)

53 I'll throw in a couple of bucks in the kitty for more bombs.
Posted by: Archer at September 16, 2019 04:16 PM (gmo/4)


Thanks for your support!!!!

Posted by: Wheeler Dealers at September 16, 2019 04:18 PM (Zz0t1)

54 Yeah, but enough of it, and it'll become a raging tyranny boner, so this shit needs to be shut down post haste.
========
You had me at raging tyranny boner . . .

Posted by: Shep! at September 16, 2019 04:18 PM (wEKEq)

55 >>One theory: they need to delegitimize the court's authority since there are at least 3 big cases coming up that they don't want to have to comply with should they lose:

>Also, prepping battlespace for when RGB croaks


Very much this.

Not that they respect any laws they don't like.

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2019 04:18 PM (yBOIx)

56 Damn I would love to run for elected office just once just so I could admit to most of what they accuse me of and make a frigging party out of it. Laughing in their fucking faces would be worth it.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 16, 2019 04:18 PM (9Om/r)

57 Yeah, but enough of it, and it'll become a raging tyranny boner, so this shit needs to be shut down post haste.
========
You had me at raging tyranny boner . . .

Posted by: Shep!
======
#me too!

Posted by: RBG at September 16, 2019 04:18 PM (wEKEq)

58 46 >Why the hell are we reliving this?

One theory: they need to delegitimize the court's authority since there are at least 3 big cases coming up that they don't want to have to comply with should they lose:

https://twitter.com/tracybeanz/status/

1173331122878582784

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2019 04:17 PM (bDqIh)

==========

I can imagine a Democratic president saying, "Because this was a 5-4 decision and there were two justices who had been credibly accused of sexual crimes in the majority, this ruling is deemed invalid. I shall do what I want because I was elected king."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 16, 2019 04:19 PM (DjIxe)

59 42 I've missed all the threads today so apologies if this has been discussed: Why are Dems reopening this attack?

Posted by: tbodie at September 16, 2019 04:16 PM (vz4z/)

lying assholes gonna asshole, basically.

But step back and think - you mean THIS is the best you guys had left? It only lasted 36 hours before the story collapsed under it's own ridiculousness???

They're out of ammunition. They used up everything they had, and now they're desperate.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2019 04:19 PM (Kpl3J)

60 40
Sadly this one of those situations where justifiably attacking like a rabid dog, will work to the detriment of your legacy!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 16, 2019 04:19 PM (BiNEL)

61 And Trump is correct...this is EXACTLY what they're trying to do. They are not only trying to convince Kavanaugh that they'll continue to ruin his life and his family's lives, they're trying to remind future nominees that they, too, will be ruined.

Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 04:19 PM (Zz0t1)

62 All Keyser had to say was "I do not recall anything like that but I support my friend."

She didn't and good for her.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 16, 2019 04:19 PM (mf5HN)

63 What DO they teach snowflakes in Universities nowadays, anyway??

Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2019 04:18 PM (90T4r)


Nothing.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 16, 2019 04:19 PM (9Om/r)

64 One theory: they need to delegitimize the court's authority since there are at least 3 big cases coming up that they don't want to have to comply with should they lose:

https://twitter.com/tracybeanz/status/

1173331122878582784
-----------------------------------------------------------------

I suggest everyone read that twitter thread. It's epic.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2019 04:19 PM (NFEMn)

65 I'm not gonna be too hard on Kavanaugh right now. He's pretty new to the job, and he's not Merrick Garland.

Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2019 04:19 PM (90T4r)

66
I've missed all the threads today so apologies if this has been discussed: Why are Dems reopening this attack?


Desperation, as best I can tell. They have absolutely nothing else to offer America. That's gotta sting, hence the recycled crazy.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 16, 2019 04:20 PM (HaL55)

67 Also, prepping battlespace for when RGB croaks. If
they resurrect the 'Kavanaugh is an extreme extremist who shouldn't be
there, so you owe us one for tolerating him!!" then they will insist
Trump nominate a Lefty for RGB's vacancy. Not Barrett.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2019 04:17 PM (bDqIh)

+++
Has to be along these lines. Can't think of any other reason.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 16, 2019 04:20 PM (9+jnX)

68 They've got nothing, so they recycle now.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 16, 2019 04:15 PM (vEIlU)


----

Recycling is green friendly.

Posted by: Darth Randall at September 16, 2019 04:20 PM (R4unc)

69 I'll point out that this isn't an attack in isolation, either. They've been ramping up themed articles for a week or more on dozens of publications prepping for this. I even saw one the other day about accusations against Roman senators.

As in, ancient Romans. Almost 2000 years ago.

Posted by: lurker (the other one... spelled with a P) at September 16, 2019 04:20 PM (eAshZ)

70 >>What DO they teach snowflakes in Universities nowadays, anyway?


how to be good little NPCs.

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2019 04:20 PM (yBOIx)

71 >Why the hell are we reliving this?

-------------

So the Dems don't make the same mistakes in running this play.

Ford assumed Keyser would back her story. The next victim will not make the same mistake. She'll find an actual "corroborating" witness.

And to let those "witnesses" know now that there will be consequences to not corroborating.

Posted by: SH at September 16, 2019 04:20 PM (sX1BW)

72 i seem to recall hearing a tape of a dem activist (a woman) stating she was working on a plan to bring down the next trump nominated justice (this was before kavanaugh's hearings) and if he's not destroyed, then at least he would be damaged and a cause advanced. there were no details beyond the general dark intention..

i think i heard that tape on a link from this site. does anybody recollect this?

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 16, 2019 04:20 PM (Pg+x7)

73 They're out of ammunition.


No demagogue should have to hear that.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2019 04:21 PM (iCClr)

74 Boy, I'm glad Chief Justice Roberts assured us the SC was not political. I can't imagine what justice would be like in this country if it was at the mercy of political ideology.

Posted by: DaveD at September 16, 2019 04:21 PM (P5fqQ)

75


Leyland Keyser? The guy from The Usual Suspects?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 16, 2019 04:21 PM (kw5n8)

76 Two Door Ford had no motivation to lie. Other than getting tons of lavish attention, taking down a prominent person in a political party she despises, and becoming a millionaire overnight... no motivation at all.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2019 04:21 PM (+18sB)

77 >>I can imagine a Democratic president saying, "Because this was a 5-4 decision and there were two justices who had been credibly accused of sexual crimes in the majority, this ruling is deemed invalid. I shall do what I want because I was elected king."




Pretty sure some are already saying they should/will expand the size of SCOTUS to dilute conservative justices' votes.e some are already saying they will expand the size of SCOTUS

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2019 04:21 PM (bDqIh)

78 Kav's still basically an Establishment Squish. I actually wouldn't be too upset if he gets impeached ... so long as Trump get's to name Kav's successor.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at September 16, 2019 04:21 PM (hdzef)

79 Some see Dead People, Clinton Lawyers see penises.
Don't judge.

Posted by: Quilp at September 16, 2019 04:21 PM (Bf3hj)

80 email about 30 minutes ago from Adam Schiffhead:

Almost one year ago, we heard the courageous and gut-wrenching testimony
of Dr. Christine Blasey Ford, describing how Brett Kavanaugh sexually
assaulted her in high school. Her testimony was corroborated by multiple
people she had previously told about the attack. And she wasn't alone:
Deborah Ramirez, a Yale classmate, also claimed to have been assaulted
by Kavanaugh in college.

well, when you have nothing else...

Posted by: mallfly the Georgie Peach at September 16, 2019 04:22 PM (ZqRa6)

81 Never forget these are the same people who are seeking to disarm you and your descendants.

They are evil to the core.

They hate you and want you dead.

Posted by: Demos at September 16, 2019 04:22 PM (lsZMj)

82 Also, prepping battlespace for when RGB croaks. If
they resurrect the 'Kavanaugh is an extreme extremist who shouldn't be
there, so you owe us one for tolerating him!!" then they will insist
Trump nominate a Lefty for RGB's vacancy. Not Barrett.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2019 04:17 PM (bDqIh


Trump--"Lol. GF'd."

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2019 04:22 PM (NFEMn)

83 "I was told behind the scenes that certain things could be spread about me if I didn't comply," Keyser told the reporters, a stunning admission of the pressure to which she was subjected to by Blasey Ford's allies.


This is that 'meanness' that Marianne Williamson was shocked (SHOCKED!) to hear was practiced by Democrats, not Republicans.

Seriously, you've got to be a special kind of delusional to NOT look at the Democrat Party and see what a fucking syndicate it is.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 16, 2019 04:22 PM (oVJmc)

84 Not weird at all to have nothing to drink, a traumatic experience, no car miles from your hometown and yet not remember how you got home.

Not weird at all!

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2019 04:22 PM (+18sB)

85 i think i heard that tape on a link from this site. does anybody recollect this?

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 16, 2019 04:20 PM (Pg+x7)

This was by Dr. Professor's own attorney (Katz?) who had previously stated that hippocampus had no political motive for accusing Kavanaugh.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 16, 2019 04:23 PM (jYnPD)

86 Bee-atch friends...

Posted by: Hawkpilot at September 16, 2019 04:23 PM (7ZV3n)

87 Obviously Ford was not invited to any of the cool parties and this is why she is the way she is.

If she were, she could have found one person to sort of corroborate her story, but not one came to her defense.

And no one wanted to say the obvious - she was never invited to the fun parties.

Posted by: SH at September 16, 2019 04:23 PM (sX1BW)

88 77 >>I can imagine a Democratic president saying, "Because this was a 5-4 decision and there were two justices who had been credibly accused of sexual crimes in the majority, this ruling is deemed invalid. I shall do what I want because I was elected king."




Pretty sure some are already saying they should/will expand the size of SCOTUS to dilute conservative justices' votes.e some are already saying they will expand the size of SCOTUS
Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2019 04:21 PM (bDqIh)

=========

That requires an act of Congress, though.

I'm not sure it can get through either chamber. We talk about the craziness of the Democratic Party, but I don't think it's 100% there. Maybe 50%.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 16, 2019 04:23 PM (DjIxe)

89 One of the the things that puzzles me about Democrat response to Kavanaugh is he seems to be a classic east coast country club conservative.
The Dems couldn't ask for a better conservative. Why the insanity that can only hurt them?

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at September 16, 2019 04:23 PM (aCNZ6)

90 The military is out of ammunition because it was all allocated and purchased by the various Obama bureaucratic Departments.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 16, 2019 04:23 PM (hN5g8)

91 Although I don't recall if I was actually there, the memory of Brett Kavanaugh exposing something is burned into my hippo campus, and the hippo's can no longer swim in that part of the pool.

Posted by: Christine Blaise Ford at September 16, 2019 04:23 PM (10bW0)

92
Also, prepping battlespace for when RGB croaks. If they resurrect the 'Kavanaugh is an extreme extremist who shouldn't be there, so you owe us one for tolerating him!!" then they will insist Trump nominate a Lefty for RGB's vacancy. Not Barrett.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2019 04:17 PM (bDqIh)






This.

More importantly, I'll bet that RBG had some kind of health setback that hasn't been announced yet. But the Donks have been informed on the sly, so they're trying to get their forces mobilized.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 16, 2019 04:24 PM (veoSD)

93 "The greatest trick the Devil ever played . . . was convincing you that someone stuck his Cock in your face."

--- Keyser (Leland)

Posted by: Sharkman at September 16, 2019 04:24 PM (ePjOB)

94 email about 30 minutes ago from Adam Schiffhead:

Almost one year ago, we heard the courageous and gut-wrenching testimony
of Dr. Christine Blasey Ford, describing how Brett Kavanaugh sexually
assaulted her in high school. Her testimony was corroborated by multiple
people she had previously told about the attack. And she wasn't alone:
Deborah Ramirez, a Yale classmate, also claimed to have been assaulted
by Kavanaugh in college.

well, when you have nothing else...
Posted by: mallfly the Georgie Peach at September 16, 2019 04:22 PM (ZqRa6)

These people are evil scum.

Maybe they just resurrected this for fundraising.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2019 04:24 PM (NFEMn)

95 Never forget these are the same people who are seeking to disarm you and your descendants.

They are evil to the core.

They hate you and want you dead.
Posted by: Demos at September 16, 2019 04:22 PM (lsZMj)


They all seem to forget that we're allowed guns to protect ourselves, first and foremost, FROM TYRRANY, which is what they're trying to impose upon us.

Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 04:24 PM (Zz0t1)

96 Get the fuck otta here. - Goodfellas

Words to live by.



Posted by: Archer at September 16, 2019 04:24 PM (gmo/4)

97 I can imagine a Democratic president saying, "Because this was a 5-4 decision and there were two justices who had been credibly accused of sexual crimes in the majority, this ruling is deemed invalid. I shall do what I want because I was elected king."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


And THAT'S when CWII started, your honor.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2019 04:24 PM (0t+fn)

98 Ford and her stupid two front doors and idiotic uptalk..sheesh.

Posted by: IC at September 16, 2019 04:24 PM (a0IVu)

99 There sure is a lot of surplus SS109 on the market for there to be a shortage.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2019 04:24 PM (iCClr)

100 >>Trump--"Lol. GF'd."



I assume they're targeting Senate Republicans with this. How many flakes like Flake (good riddance) still remain to be manipulated by their Senate Dem pals?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2019 04:24 PM (bDqIh)

101 80
email about 30 minutes ago from Adam Schiffhead:

Almost one year ago, we heard the courageous and gut-wrenching testimony

of Dr. Christine Blasey Ford, describing how Brett Kavanaugh sexually

assaulted her in high school. Her testimony was corroborated by multiple

people she had previously told about the attack. And she wasn't alone:

Deborah Ramirez, a Yale classmate, also claimed to have been assaulted

by Kavanaugh in college.

well, when you have nothing else...


Posted by: mallfly the Georgie Peach at September 16, 2019 04:22 PM (ZqRa6)

Imagine the situation they must be in where reliving the glory days of this failed SCOTUS nominee attack that made them look ridiculous is all they have.

I am loving every minute of this.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 16, 2019 04:24 PM (jYnPD)

102 I'm not a GI surgeon or endocrinologist, but I can search the medical literature. The longest anyone lived in a study of biliary stents for pancreatic cancer was around 240 days.

That puts RGB on schedule for April of next year. All this is a smokescreen for the declining health of RGB. PI believe the Dumbs know the real medical situation for RGB is soon to change for the worse.

Posted by: stumck at September 16, 2019 04:24 PM (w9Wax)

103 The fk names a chick "Leland"?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 16, 2019 04:24 PM (u//oP)

104 Leyland Keyser sounds like the bad guy in a bad movie.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 16, 2019 04:24 PM (RD7QR)

105 9 "I was told behind the scenes that certain things could be spread about me if I didn't comply," Keyser told the reporters, a stunning admission of the pressure to which she was subjected to by Blasey Ford's allies.

--------
LOL *could* be???

Ford herself alluded to some vague "problems" Keyser had in her national testimony. Which means she was complicit in the threat. Great person!!!

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2019 04:25 PM (+18sB)

106 61 And Trump is correct...this is EXACTLY what they're trying to do. They are not only trying to convince Kavanaugh that they'll continue to ruin his life and his family's lives, they're trying to remind future nominees that they, too, will be ruined.
Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 04:19 PM (Zz0t1)

This may be what they intended, but it hasn't worked. Look at it clearly - did this change ANYONE'S mind from where they were at the end of the Kavanaugh hearings? Of course not, and anyone who didn't pay attention then isn't paying attention now. The way this fell apart so quickly, leading to nothing but ridicule for them (Even from Morning Joe!) shows this to be a complete Own Goal on their part. The losses from this claim are all theirs, not ours.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2019 04:25 PM (Kpl3J)

107 Also, prepping battlespace for when RGB croaks. If they resurrect the 'Kavanaugh is an extreme extremist who shouldn't be there, so you owe us one for tolerating him!!" then they will insist Trump nominate a Lefty for RGB's vacancy. Not Barrett.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2019 04:17 PM (bDqIh)






This.

More importantly, I'll bet that RBG had some kind of health setback that hasn't been announced yet. But the Donks have been informed on the sly, so they're trying to get their forces mobilized.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 16, 2019 04:24 PM (veoSD)

Okay, but if RBG croaks a few days from now, it's going to be so obvious.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2019 04:25 PM (NFEMn)

108 At first I thought you making a reference to:
Keyser in The Usual Suspects.
I am a goof, still fits.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 16, 2019 04:25 PM (9PtLS)

109 if I was Kav I'd just choose to win and be the RBG of the right, but I'm vindictive that way.

Posted by: x at September 16, 2019 04:25 PM (nFwvY)

110 I had Lulu Gonella once. Penicillin took care of it.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 16, 2019 04:25 PM (bWBdM)

111 So, we're out of conventional ammo. I guess we use nukes then.

Posted by: Archer at September 16, 2019 04:25 PM (gmo/4)

112 This.

More importantly, I'll bet that RBG had some kind of health setback that hasn't been announced yet. But the Donks have been informed on the sly, so they're trying to get their forces mobilized.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 16, 2019 04:24 PM (veoSD)

hmmm..so she had that cancer treatment early in August, seemed to get better based on sightings at musicals and what not but has since regressed, potentially?

Posted by: IC at September 16, 2019 04:25 PM (a0IVu)

113 89 One of the the things that puzzles me about Democrat response to Kavanaugh is he seems to be a classic east coast country club conservative.
The Dems couldn't ask for a better conservative. Why the insanity that can only hurt them?
Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at September 16, 2019 04:23 PM (aCNZ6)

I honestly think that facts don't matter to any of them anymore. The Democratic Socialists do not live in a rational world of logic, cause and effect, and enlightened self interest.
Nope, they are Cult members.

Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2019 04:25 PM (90T4r)

114 107 This.

More importantly, I'll bet that RBG had some kind of health setback that hasn't been announced yet. But the Donks have been informed on the sly, so they're trying to get their forces mobilized.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 16, 2019 04:24 PM (veoSD)

Okay, but if RBG croaks a few days from now, it's going to be so obvious.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2019 04:25 PM (NFEMn)

=========

What if they find her with a pillow over her face?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 16, 2019 04:25 PM (DjIxe)

115 iNdElIbLy EtChEd iNtO mY hIpPoCaMpUs

Posted by: Christine Blasé Fraud at September 16, 2019 04:26 PM (vkjqP)

116 16 Sue Max Steyer (the "source" aka Slanderer Zero for this hit), the NYT reporter, the NYT editor, and the NYT as an organization.

Discovery is a bitch.
Posted by: filbert at September 16, 2019


*
*

At first I thought you were talking about an actual person named Susan Max Steyer. Considering the left's gender confusion these days, I wouldn't be surprised at such a name combo.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2019 04:26 PM (ClOmq)

117 By this time next Warren will simply be pointing and yelling "Orange Penis!" for votes.

Posted by: Quilp at September 16, 2019 04:26 PM (Bf3hj)

118 Kav's still basically an Establishment Squish. I actually wouldn't be too upset if he gets impeached ... so long as Trump get's to name Kav's successor.
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at September 16, 2019 04:21 PM (hdzef)

Sometimes Morons really are morons. WTF?

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 16, 2019 04:26 PM (hN5g8)

119 fuck these fuckers.

doxx them. we need to play their game at their level and beat the living piss out of them. leave them wanting for their puppies and safe spaces.

fuck trying to be the adults in the room. it isn't winning us shit.

I love the way Trump trolls them.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 16, 2019 04:26 PM (d7Ww2)

120 One of the the things that puzzles me about Democrat response to Kavanaugh is he seems to be a classic east coast country club conservative.
The Dems couldn't ask for a better conservative. Why the insanity that can only hurt them?
=======
They were sooo close. And now it looks like its at least another 20 years or 30 or more before they can gain complete control. They are expecting something else to happen in 10 years that is going to upset their plans to cash in big. Their schedule is kaput and now they have to take risks.

Posted by: simplemind at September 16, 2019 04:26 PM (lDg5r)

121 The Dems couldn't ask for a better conservative. Why the insanity that can only hurt them?

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at September 16, 2019 04:23 PM (aCNZ6)


Remember during WWII when the russians would make unarmed people rush german positions with the prospect of getting mowed down while hopefully picking up a random gun from one of their own dead?
yeah, something like that.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 16, 2019 04:26 PM (9Om/r)

122 89 One of the the things that puzzles me about Democrat response to Kavanaugh is he seems to be a classic east coast country club conservative.
The Dems couldn't ask for a better conservative. Why the insanity that can only hurt them?
Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at September 16, 2019 04:23 PM (aCNZ6)

==========

Because they were literally one election away from a SCOTUS that was going in invalidate the 2nd Amendment.

And they screwed it up with Hillary.

Being that close to total victory screwed their brains up something fierce.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 16, 2019 04:26 PM (DjIxe)

123 That puts RGB on schedule for April of next year. All this is a smokescreen for the declining health of RGB. PI believe the Dumbs know the real medical situation for RGB is soon to change for the worse.
Posted by: stumck at September 16, 2019 04:24 PM (w9Wax)

I bet Trump does too.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2019 04:27 PM (NFEMn)

124 90
The military is out of ammunition because it was all allocated and purchased by the various Obama bureaucratic Departments.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 16, 2019 04:23 PM (hN5g

+++
Another really strange maneuver. Never found out what the hidden meaning was behind this, if there was one.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 16, 2019 04:27 PM (9+jnX)

125 >>There sure is a lot of surplus SS109 on the market for there to be a shortage.

He made clear that there isn't a shortage anymore.

Posted by: Frasier Crane (I'm coming back!) at September 16, 2019 04:27 PM (dmYb7)

126 More importantly, I'll bet that RBG had some kind of health setback that
hasn't been announced yet. But the Donks have been informed on the sly,
so they're trying to get their forces mobilized.


I bet Notorious RBG bought the farm last week. How would we know? There's been a virtual media blackout on her for years now in anticipation of her impending demise. I bet this bullshit is a warning shot to PDT that the Progs are getting warmed up for Teh Kavining Part Deux when they finally announce that she's mort.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 16, 2019 04:28 PM (HaL55)

127 notice that Schiff, again, intentionally misuses the word Corroborate. Legally, Corroborate means that you have found someone else that can independently confirm the truth of the story. There was NO corroboration of any of these stories, that is the heart of the issue.

Finding someone who can say "yeah, she told me that lie, too!" is NOT "Corroboration".

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2019 04:28 PM (Kpl3J)

128 This.

More importantly, I'll bet that RBG had some kind of health setback that hasn't been announced yet. But the Donks have been informed on the sly, so they're trying to get their forces mobilized.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 16, 2019 04:24 PM (veoSD)

Okay, but if RBG croaks a few days from now, it's going to be so obvious.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2019 04:25 PM (NFEMn)

=========

What if they find her with a pillow over her face?
========
more likely plugged into an electrical outlet but the fuses blew. . .

Posted by: RoboRBG at September 16, 2019 04:28 PM (wEKEq)

129 Kav's still basically an Establishment Squish. I actually wouldn't be too upset if he gets impeached ... so long as Trump get's to name Kav's successor.
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at September 16, 2019 04:21 PM (hdzef)


Please. Then the Left will turn it around and say that Trump picked a stinker in Kavanaugh, why should he get another pick?

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2019 04:28 PM (NFEMn)

130 My gut tells me to sue. Sue like the wind.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2019 04:29 PM (iCClr)

131 It puts the lotion in the basket or it gets the hose.

Posted by: Brett Gumb at September 16, 2019 04:29 PM (ZLI7S)

132 Leland Keyser Soze.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 16, 2019 04:29 PM (oVJmc)

133 Finding someone who can say "yeah, she told me that lie, too!" is NOT "Corroboration".
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2019 04:28 PM (Kpl3J)

It's "Collaboration."

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2019 04:29 PM (NFEMn)

134 Imagine the crazy you must be to willingly humiliate yourself in front of the nation the way Ford did.

When I hear people say we need to play by the Dems rules, I just think there are some games we conservatives cannot play.

Posted by: SH at September 16, 2019 04:29 PM (sX1BW)

135 Paging Amy Coney Barrett

Paging Amy Coney Barrett

Report without hesitation

Posted by: Local Barrel #626 at September 16, 2019 04:29 PM (+18sB)

136 Imagine if Paul Ryan had given Republicans something to turn out to vote for in 2018, anything at all.

Posted by: Quilp at September 16, 2019 04:30 PM (Bf3hj)

137 "They are expecting something else to happen in 10
years that is going to upset their plans to cash in big. Their schedule
is kaput and now they have to take risks.

Posted by: simplemind at September 16, 2019 04:26 PM (lDg5r)"
..
Climate.
Fallout from 2015 in the EU
And, eventually, pensions and treasuries.


Any one of the three is going to sink them if they can't go all jackboot on people.

Posted by: lurker (the other one... spelled with a P) at September 16, 2019 04:30 PM (eAshZ)

138 I'm guessing this latest onslaught of Kavanaugh attacks have little to do with him. I don't think they expect RBG to make it to 2020. So, they are sending a message to Trump (trying to get him to have a moderate as his next nomination to avoid a similar result)...and, also, sending a message to potential conservative nominees that "they don't want no part of dis."

RGB must have a really crappy prognosis.

Posted by: Orson at September 16, 2019 04:30 PM (eXAO5)

139 134 Imagine the crazy you must be to willingly humiliate yourself in front of the nation the way Ford did.

When I hear people say we need to play by the Dems rules, I just think there are some games we conservatives cannot play.
Posted by: SH at September 16, 2019 04:29 PM (sX1BW)

==========

I want her social media.

A woman willing to go out and lie to the nation about someone like that has got to have an interesting social media record.

I wouldn't be surprised by a "James Hodgkinson didn't go far enough!" post.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 16, 2019 04:30 PM (DjIxe)

140 Finding someone who can say "yeah, she told me that lie, too!" is NOT "Corroboration".
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2019 04:28 PM (Kpl3J)

It's "Collaboration
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Nay, it is COLLUSION!!! The style book says so!

Posted by: Jim Acosta at September 16, 2019 04:31 PM (NG3nQ)

141 *looks around expectantly*

I'm deeply concerned about a pounce gap...

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 04:31 PM (NWiLs)

142
There sure is a lot of surplus SS109 on the market for there to be a shortage.







Because SS109/M855 sucks.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 16, 2019 04:31 PM (veoSD)

143 Okay, but if RBG croaks a few days from now, it's going to be so obvious.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2019 04:25 PM (NFEMn)

=========

What if they find her with a pillow over her face?
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They call her Scalia?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2019 04:32 PM (AKYZm)

144 Please. Then the Left will turn it around and say that Trump picked a stinker in Kavanaugh, why should he get another pick?
Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2019 04:28 PM (NFEMn)

Not really sure why the Constitution would be suspended to prevent a sitting president with a Senate majority from confirming another SCOTUS pick, but sure if that's all it takes, I guess we better just stick with the Establishment's squish and hope he turns out better than Roberts (or Souter).

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at September 16, 2019 04:32 PM (hdzef)

145 from the "Democratic Legislative Campaign Committee" (sounds like an old Commie front group, don't it?) email 10 minutes ago:


Another bombshell allegation has been made against Brett Kavanaugh.


The New York Times uncovered that Kavanaugh allegedly lied under oath about his sexual misconduct during his confirmation.


But Republicans were more than willing to ignore Kavanaugh's alleged
lying and sexual misconduct to achieve their ultimate goal: A rubber
stamp for their legislative policies. And with his vote to greenlight
partisan gerrymandering and his blind support for the right-wing agenda,
it's clear Kavanaugh delivered.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgie Peach at September 16, 2019 04:32 PM (ZqRa6)

146 What if they find her with a pillow over her face?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 16, 2019 04:25 PM (DjIxe)

+++
Oh, can you imagine? They'd have Medical Examiners lined up out the door just to find one who would say it was manual suffocation done by who other than murdering Trump.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 16, 2019 04:32 PM (9+jnX)

147 124
Posted by: washrivergal at September 16, 2019 04:27 PM (9+jnX)

Prepping for gun confiscation in Hillary's first term!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 16, 2019 04:32 PM (BiNEL)

148 Imagine the crazy you must be to willingly humiliate yourself in front of the nation the way Ford did.
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*ahem*

shame is part of the kink . . .

Posted by: countless milllions of dem voters at September 16, 2019 04:32 PM (ZE/nz)

149
https://twitter.com/tracybeanz/status/

1173331122878582784
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I suggest everyone read that twitter thread. It's epic.
Posted by: JoeF.

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It has me salivating for the next SCOTUS term.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2019 04:32 PM (3EPLG)

150 Thanks to everyone for the response to my question.

Posted by: tbodie at September 16, 2019 04:32 PM (vz4z/)

151 Imagine if Paul Ryan had given Republicans something to turn out to vote for in 2018, anything at all.
Posted by: Quilp at September 16, 2019 04:30 PM (Bf3hj)

Yes I would have liked to have had better leadership but I still blame the voters first and foremost. It's hard for me to accept that voters on the Right can be dense or apathetic. Hoping Alabama pulls its head out of its ass this time,

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 16, 2019 04:33 PM (hN5g8)

152 Brett has been voting with his penis for his entire career.

Posted by: The New York Times at September 16, 2019 04:33 PM (2Mnv1)

153
I can imagine a Democratic president saying, "Because this was a 5-4 decision and there were two justices who had been credibly accused of sexual crimes in the majority, this ruling is deemed invalid. I shall do what I want because I was elected king."

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Honestly, if I were elected President I'd put it simply:

"During the campaign, I bothered reading the Constitution. I know, it sounds crazy.

It turns out that the SC may decide cases involving treaties, cases between states, between states and the United States, and trials for treason. It also serves as the final court of appeal.

It has no right of judicial review, and may not override legislation, or enjoin the executive from his duties.

Any attempt to do that will be duly noted and categorically ignored by this administration."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2019 04:33 PM (AzW6q)

154 Album Review: Tool, Fear Inoculum (2019):

"Instruments played in the most pretentious way possible. Lyrics penned and sung in the most self-regarding way by the most egotistical, self-fellating asshole in all of Rock History, Maynard James Keenan. It will blow your mind, and never stop reminding you that you are inferior to every single note and chord, forever. I loved it. 5 Stars (out of 4)."

Posted by: Sharkman at September 16, 2019 04:33 PM (ePjOB)

155 Dianne Feinstein, Elizabeth Warren, Hillary Clinton, and Kamala Harris simultaneously groped me at a party once. They used me like a cheap sex toy, passing me from one to the other.

I don't remember the year, or the location, or anyone else who was there, but it totally happened.

Posted by: Anonymous Beach Friend at September 16, 2019 04:33 PM (IRd4p)

156 Amy Coney Barrett shoved her vag in my face at a drunken frat party in nineteen eighty something!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 16, 2019 04:33 PM (u//oP)

157 If Mika had as many sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her, sh'ed resemble a porcupine. Today she's just a pork u pine.

Posted by: Baron Barron at September 16, 2019 04:33 PM (Jj+59)

158
*looks around expectantly*

I'm deeply concerned about a pounce gap...
Posted by: Insomniac

======

Jesus man, let her get to the ladies' room from time to time.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2019 04:33 PM (3EPLG)

159 The cornerstone of our judicial system is that the accused must prove his innocence beyond a shadow of a doubt, and Kavanaugh has definitely not lived up to that standard. We really have no choice but to impeach.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 16, 2019 04:33 PM (dNzKv)

160 149
https://twitter.com/tracybeanz/status/

1173331122878582784
-----------------------------------------------------------------

I suggest everyone read that twitter thread. It's epic.
Posted by: JoeF.

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It has me salivating for the next SCOTUS term.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2019 04:32 PM (3EPLG)

==========

Imagine the kind of cases SCOTUS will see with RBG replaced by Amy Coney Barrett.

Just 4 to accept a case, and you'll have Barret, Thomas, Alito, and Gorsuch ganging up on stuff.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 16, 2019 04:34 PM (DjIxe)

161 Oddly enough, we all are asking 'Why now' on the Kavenaugh thing, right.

Oddly enough, local social media linked to a hot mess of a facebook story about a girl claiming to have been due rape drugged two weekends ago.

Lots of shit didn't add up, but on Social media it quickly became 'Believe her, or you're a sexist pig'.

Turns out that there is no record of the claimed 9-11 call.

No record of an ambulance run to the identified medical facility at that time.

No record of the receipt of a female victim suffering from the claimed medical issues at the medical facility.

And oddly enough, no record of the second female victim of the same type of attack in the next room over at the medical facility.

And no record of the medical facility making the legally required police report concerning the alleged admission and treatment.

And now....the Social Media post has gone *POOF*.

Somebody is trying to drive a wedge between good people in this country.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 16, 2019 04:34 PM (cqNba)

162 hmmm..so she had that cancer treatment early in
August, seemed to get better based on sightings at musicals and what not
but has since regressed, potentially?

Posted by: IC at September 16, 2019 04:25 PM (a0IVu)

"musicals"...what tune was she tap dancing too?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 16, 2019 04:34 PM (Zv1X1)

163 85 flounder, etc, "this was by the professor's own attorney (katz?)..."

that ominous tape was recorded well before the bombshell letter dropped in kavanaugh's senate confirmation hearing. it must be tied to the plot to disqualify him. but i haven't seen anything about it since, and no mention of it appearing in mollie hemingway's book. (of course i haven't read her book - sheesh - no pictures). does anyone know who has.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 16, 2019 04:34 PM (Pg+x7)

164 Because they were literally one election away from a SCOTUS that was going in invalidate the 2nd Amendment.

And they screwed it up with Hillary.

Being that close to total victory screwed their brains up something fierce.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 16, 2019 04:26 PM (DjIxe)

They thought they had a lock on it, and that their Earthly Paradise was imminent. But they missed their predictions again. No second coming. No UFO trailing the comet. The Almighty State did not hear their pleas and rise up to make everything perfect.

The Holy Scriptures can't ever be questioned, the Sacred Dogmas are perfect and eternal, so it had to be the fault of the Orange Devil.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at September 16, 2019 04:34 PM (J+mig)

165 Schiff is just 'deeming' her allegations proved. His window-licking minions will repeat the Big Lie as Truth.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 16, 2019 04:34 PM (oVJmc)

166 I just dropped into the last thread to see what condition my condition was in.

Oh yeah.


back in the 80s or 90s my parents gave me a pair of tickets to a Kenny Rogers show at the Arena in Houston. This was the duet era with the drippy songs.
DanMa'am and I go to it and at the end he mentioned he used to be a rocker and let rip that song ' Somethings Burning'. The cowboys that had never heard that ran out out of that show.

Kenny played for us a year or so ago at Michael Berry's Redneck Country Club and everybody loved it.

Posted by: DanMan at September 16, 2019 04:34 PM (XTiHL)

167 They are trying to influence his opinions. Can't let that happen!

_______


I think they already have, Mr. President.

Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 16, 2019 04:34 PM (k4LPa)

168 SCOTUS starts a new session next month. We'll find out the fate of RGB soon.

Posted by: josephistan at September 16, 2019 04:34 PM (Izzlo)

169 RGB must have a really crappy prognosis.
Posted by: Orson


Three separate cancers. Two of them pancreatic. At 85.

Dead man walking.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2019 04:35 PM (AKYZm)

170 Brett has been voting with his penis for his entire career.
Posted by: The New York Times at September 16, 2019 04:33 PM (2Mnv1)

He simply pulls the lever for the candidate of his choice.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2019 04:35 PM (NFEMn)

171 My hippopotamus is inedible.

Posted by: wth at September 16, 2019 04:35 PM (v0R5T)

172 Album Review: Tool, Fear Inoculum (2019):

"Instruments played in the most pretentious way possible. Lyrics penned and sung in the most self-regarding way by the most egotistical, self-fellating asshole in all of Rock History, Maynard James Keenan. It will blow your mind, and never stop reminding you that you are inferior to every single note and chord, forever. I loved it. 5 Stars (out of 4)."
Posted by: Sharkman at September 16, 2019 04:33 PM (ePjOB)


I will say, Maynard Keenan has one of the best rock n roll screams in the history of music.

Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 04:35 PM (Zz0t1)

173 What would you do if RBG dies at a similar timeframe before the election as Scalia?

Stay consistent with last time and hope Trump wins? Or say LOLGF?

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at September 16, 2019 04:35 PM (N4xQB)

174 159
The cornerstone of our judicial system is that the accused must prove
his innocence beyond a shadow of a doubt, and Kavanaugh has definitely
not lived up to that standard. We really have no choice but to impeach.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 16, 2019 04:33 PM (dNzKv)

You make a joke. That is a camel toe campaign talking point.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 16, 2019 04:35 PM (jYnPD)

175 Two of the false accusers were referred for prosecution and nothing happened.

Posted by: kallisto at September 16, 2019 04:35 PM (LCbYb)

176 SCOTUS starts a new session next month. We'll find out the fate of RGB soon.
Posted by: josephistan


Like last time? Where no one saw her for 6 months?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2019 04:35 PM (AKYZm)

177 Okay, but if RBG croaks a few days from now, it's going to be so obvious.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2019 04:25 PM (NFEMn)

Maybe she's already dead.
Weekend at RBG's!

Posted by: Mattie the Brod at September 16, 2019 04:35 PM (ufFY8)

178 Hey - Don't knock window-licking till you've tried it. The tinted ones taste like lemonade.

Posted by: Joey Plugs Biden at September 16, 2019 04:36 PM (u//oP)

179 Jesus man, let her get to the ladies' room from time to time.


Did three other 'Ettes get up from the table to accompany her?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 16, 2019 04:36 PM (FNXDu)

180 I hope I get into Yale, I hear the coeds are super drunk and easy AF. I'm going to buy my own Frat House and start my own fraternity. My pledge name will be , BOSS.

Posted by: Baron Barron at September 16, 2019 04:36 PM (Jj+59)

181 What would you do if RBG dies at a similar timeframe before the election as Scalia?

Stay consistent with last time and hope Trump wins? Or say LOLGF?
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter


LOLGF.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2019 04:36 PM (AKYZm)

182 35 year old allegations about a sexual assault that never occurred is just the start.

When RBG dies, expect a complete shit show of alllegations and innuendo.

The Donks have no shame and they know the MSM will provide cover and prop up any allegation they make.

The new standard is prove you are innocent.

F them all.

Posted by: Czech Chick at September 16, 2019 04:36 PM (J9wxX)

183 173 What would you do if RBG dies at a similar timeframe before the election as Scalia?

Stay consistent with last time and hope Trump wins? Or say LOLGF?
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at September 16, 2019 04:35 PM (N4xQB)

==========

McConnell has already split that hair, calling it a different situation.

Garland was in the year of a presidential election without an incumbent on the ballot. RBG would be in the year of a presidential election with an incumbent on the ballot.

Totes different.

Also, McConnell gets what he wants because the Biden rule is garbage and an excuse to play by whatever rules he wants.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 16, 2019 04:36 PM (DjIxe)

184 Next on the BullCuck: the Conservative Case for Nominating Alexadria O'CrazyHo Communist for the Supreme Court.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 04:37 PM (IRd4p)

185 Fin hafta go gangsta. I had a name back when I was bangin
Honey Comb-over

Posted by: Joey B at September 16, 2019 04:37 PM (2cfUo)

186 *round off back handspring triple twisting somersault*
*POUNCE!*

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 16, 2019 04:37 PM (d7Ww2)

187 I'm going to eat all of garrett's graham crackers, too.

Posted by: Baron Barron at September 16, 2019 04:37 PM (Jj+59)

188 All this SC talk always gives me a weird vibe. Mostly because I strongly believe that those Nazgul have waaay too much power over our lives... and I find myself wanting to install those who I approve of to ensure that things go the way I want them to go.
There's a dissonance there I have trouble reconciling.

Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2019 04:37 PM (90T4r)

189 "musicals"...what tune was she tap dancing too?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 16, 2019 04:34 PM (Zv1X1)

stairway to heaven

Posted by: IC at September 16, 2019 04:37 PM (a0IVu)

190 Has any of the Democrat Presidential candidates said anything about this?

Posted by: dantesed at September 16, 2019 04:37 PM (88xKn)

191 *round off back handspring triple twisting somersault*
*POUNCE!*
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 16, 2019 04:37 PM (d7Ww2)


That might actually cause damage.

Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 04:37 PM (Zz0t1)

192 "Beach friends need to get their asses sued into bankruptcy.

Or maybe some investigation for the lies that we know some "accusers" told."


Aww, c'mon, we all know that's not gonna happen.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 16, 2019 04:37 PM (8fHBx)

193 ... that tape should be resurrected, given wide currency and investigated for its links to the ford plot.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 16, 2019 04:38 PM (Pg+x7)

194 Because they were literally one election away from a SCOTUS that was going in invalidate the 2nd Amendment.

And they screwed it up with Hillary.

Being that close to total victory screwed their brains up something fierce.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 16, 2019 04:26 PM (DjIxe)


Yes. They knew that with 5 ultra-liberal Justices, they could re-write the Constitution any way they wanted. With a PDT re-election, that dream is pushed back a couple of decades or so. Makes them screaming mad.

Posted by: Gref at September 16, 2019 04:38 PM (AMIL/)

195 RBG was at the University at Buffalo on Aug 26. I don't know where y'all are getting this "hasn't been seen in 6 months/8 months/one year" stuff,

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 16, 2019 04:38 PM (u//oP)

196 > He simply pulls the lever for the candidate of his choice.

The Mighty Kav Penis is prehensile?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 04:38 PM (IRd4p)

197 186 *round off back handspring triple twisting somersault*
*POUNCE!*
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 16, 2019 04:37 PM (d7Ww2)

*whumpf!*

W00T!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 04:38 PM (NWiLs)

198 186 *round off back handspring triple twisting somersault*
*POUNCE!*

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 16, 2019 04:37 PM (d7Ww2)

Hot damn. Is Insom still alive after that?

Posted by: IC at September 16, 2019 04:38 PM (a0IVu)

199 My hippopotamus is inedible.



My hovercraft is full of eels.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2019 04:38 PM (iCClr)

200 I will say, Maynard Keenan has one of the best rock n roll screams in the history of music.


Strong words.

Posted by: Won't Get Fooled Again at September 16, 2019 04:38 PM (FNXDu)

201 188 All this SC talk always gives me a weird vibe. Mostly because I strongly believe that those Nazgul have waaay too much power over our lives... and I find myself wanting to install those who I approve of to ensure that things go the way I want them to go.
There's a dissonance there I have trouble reconciling.
Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2019 04:37 PM (90T4r)

=========

You've accepted the reality of how SCOTUS actually works versus how it should work.

Give them a few years, and you may find SCOTUS making decisions that direct lawmaking authority away from the executive and back towards the legislature, and things might begin to reshape in our nation.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 16, 2019 04:38 PM (DjIxe)

202 Suing would be a terrible idea. It would cost money. His opponents are fabulists, and nothing is going to dissuade them from lying and lying some more; this is political, so someone is underwiring this enterprise and will shield them from penury. The allegations aren't credible. No one believes them other than people which are very motivated to believe them. America's jury system is not something anyone sane wants to voluntarily encounter absent pressing need. So there's no guarantee of victory. What get's accomplished by a suit?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 16, 2019 04:38 PM (ppBhU)

203 I will say, Maynard Keenan has one of the best rock n roll screams in the history of music.


Strong words.
Posted by: Won't Get Fooled Again at September 16, 2019 04:38 PM (FNXDu)


I believe I said "one of..."

Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 04:39 PM (Zz0t1)

204 > Has any of the Democrat Presidential candidates said anything about this?

Kameltoe and Warren have both called for Kavanaugh's impeachment.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 04:39 PM (IRd4p)

205 Yes I would have liked to have had better leadership but I still blame the voters first and foremost. It's hard for me to accept that voters on the Right can be dense or apathetic. Hoping Alabama pulls its head out of its ass this time,
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Obamacare still the law of the land
No wall
Ryan pushes for Amnesty, again and again
Ryan fights sanctions on Mexico, & China
Ryan allows Investigations in The Russia nonsense.
Ryan pushes for Tax cuts, but gives the WH nothing in return.
Ryan fights the Trump WH on Spending, but gave the Obama WH even more than it asked for.
Ryan constantly going on CNN calling Trump inappropriate.

None of that is voter's fault. We gave them everything they said they ever wanted, and they flipped us off for it- then went and cashed in.

Posted by: Quilp at September 16, 2019 04:39 PM (Bf3hj)

206 Okay, but if RBG croaks a few days from now, it's going to be so obvious.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2019 04:25 PM (NFEMn)


She was just invited to stay at one of Sander's many homes. Weekend at Bernie's!

Posted by: Roy at September 16, 2019 04:39 PM (Ciifn)

207 I'm going to eat all of garrett's graham crackers, too.
Posted by: Baron Barron at September 16, 2019 04:37 PM (Jj+59)

Do I need to go to the urban dictionary? I'm assuming it's something something gay.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 16, 2019 04:39 PM (hN5g8)

208 Schiff has the proof that Trump collaborated with Putin, don't you know. Also kompromat from a couple of Russian comedians.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgie Peach at September 16, 2019 04:39 PM (ZqRa6)

209 oooo Oooh that smell, cant you smell that smell ?

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 16, 2019 04:39 PM (M+Lyo)

210
You make a joke. That is a camel toe campaign talking point.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 16, 2019 04:35 PM (jYnPD)







That's also a succinct description of her prosecutorial/CA AG career.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 16, 2019 04:39 PM (veoSD)

211 RBG was at the University at Buffalo on Aug 26.
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I heard she went to BW3 and ate an entire bucket of super hot wings by herself.

Posted by: a moron at September 16, 2019 04:39 PM (yXdXW)

212
Imagine the kind of cases SCOTUS will see with RBG replaced by Amy Coney Barrett.

Just 4 to accept a case, and you'll have Barret, Thomas, Alito, and Gorsuch ganging up on stuff.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier

======

Affirmative action is at the top of my wish list.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2019 04:39 PM (3EPLG)

213 Brother banger Omar says it's our (her) 'Constitutional Duty' to impeach (spins wheel)...

Kavanaugh.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2019 04:40 PM (LgJhO)

214 If RBG was dead somehow PDT would be trolling it. And it would be epic.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 16, 2019 04:40 PM (Zv1X1)

215 194
Yes. They knew that with 5 ultra-liberal Justices, they could re-write the Constitution any way they wanted. With a PDT re-election, that dream is pushed back a couple of decades or so. Makes them screaming mad.
Posted by: Gref at September 16, 2019 04:38 PM (AMIL/)

=========

It could be even worse for them.

The right didn't start playing this game until the 90s, 30 years after the left had started.

The right isn't going to suddenly stop playing and could end up creating bulwarks against leftist encroachment that could last for a very long time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 16, 2019 04:40 PM (DjIxe)

216 The Mighty Kav Penis is prehensile?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 04:38 PM (IRd4p)

Yes. Just like on an Elephant.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 16, 2019 04:40 PM (O4YGa)

217 What would you do if RBG dies at a similar timeframe before the election as Scalia?

Stay consistent with last time and hope Trump wins? Or say LOLGF?
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at September 16, 2019 04:35 PM (N4xQB)

==========

McConnell has already split that hair, calling it a different situation.


--------------

The McConnell rule is simply a power rule. If you have the power to confirm, confirm. If you have the power the block confirmation, block.

But McConnell only has the power 49 other Senators give him.

I'm sure Romney would love to slide into the Flake role. So who knows if he could get done.

I'm guessing the closer we get to election, the more difficult it will be for him to pull off.

Posted by: SH at September 16, 2019 04:40 PM (sX1BW)

218 "Instruments played in the most pretentious way possible. Lyrics penned and sung in the most self-regarding way by the most egotistical, self-fellating asshole in all of Rock History, Maynard James Keenan. It will blow your mind, and never stop reminding you that you are inferior to every single note and chord, forever. I loved it. 5 Stars (out of 4)."
Posted by: Sharkman at September 16, 2019 04:33 PM (ePjOB)

I really tried to like it. I just found it utterly monotonous. At some point--when they release a gimmick-free proper CD--I'll give it another try, but ZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2019 04:40 PM (NFEMn)

219 I will say, Maynard Keenan has one of the best rock n roll screams in the history of music.


Strong words.

Posted by: Won't Get Fooled Again


Yeah, Daltrey just mike dropped from orbit.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 16, 2019 04:40 PM (ePjOB)

220 Leftist lie with the ease you breath

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2019 04:41 PM (ZCEU2)

221
*Thud*

Posted by: RBG, Precipitating A Shit Storm at September 16, 2019 04:41 PM (1RlY2)

222 188 All this SC talk always gives me a weird vibe. Mostly because I strongly believe that those Nazgul have waaay too much power over our lives... and I find myself wanting to install those who I approve of to ensure that things go the way I want them to go.
There's a dissonance there I have trouble reconciling.
Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2019 04:37 PM (90T4r)

If you see a dangerous power that can't be flung into a volcano yet, you want it in safe hands until it can be. I see no dissonance there.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at September 16, 2019 04:41 PM (J+mig)

223 Hot damn. Is Insom still alive after that?
Posted by: IC at September 16, 2019 04:38 PM (a0IVu)

I don't want to go on the cart!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 04:41 PM (NWiLs)

224 RBG was at the University at Buffalo on Aug 26. I don't know where y'all are getting this "hasn't been seen in 6 months/8 months/one year" stuff,
Posted by: Guy Smiley


December 8th, 2018 to July or August of 2019.
She supposedly went to a concert in her honor and not ONE photo was taken.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2019 04:41 PM (AKYZm)

225 I'm sure Romney would love to slide into the Flake role. So who knows if he could get done.

I'm guessing the closer we get to election, the more difficult it will be for him to pull off.
Posted by: SH at September 16, 2019 04:40 PM (sX1BW)

Someone needs to bitch slap Romney and tell him to fall in line.

Posted by: IC at September 16, 2019 04:41 PM (a0IVu)

226 the dems are trying to:

destroy the 1st and 2nd amendments and electoral college.

destroy the supreme court.

destroy the president.

it's a full court press to shred the constitution and the republic.


Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 16, 2019 04:41 PM (Pg+x7)

227 I will say that the Dem's are pretty good at digging up the dead horse and trying to beat it to death again.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2019 04:41 PM (cgIyZ)

228 Posted by: Quilp at September 16, 2019 04:39 PM (Bf3hj)

And we reward the Left because of it and really eliminate any chance to get what we want? We are going to have to agree to disagree mainly because I'm right.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 16, 2019 04:42 PM (hN5g8)

229
the dems are trying to:

destroy the 1st and 2nd amendments and electoral college.

destroy the supreme court.

destroy the president.

it's a full court press to shred the constitution and the republic.


Posted by: musical jolly chimp

======

Also:

obliterate the border

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2019 04:42 PM (3EPLG)

230 They've got nothing, so they recycle now.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 16, 2019 04:15 PM (vEIlU)

======================
This. And the MSM-Dark State really, really need something NOW. Something terrible must be coming their way.

Posted by: mrp at September 16, 2019 04:43 PM (Pqytn)

231 They'll probably find a kid to come forward about Amy. Or someone she touched when they were a minor.

Nothing too low for the Left.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2019 04:44 PM (+18sB)

232 the dems are trying to:

destroy the 1st and 2nd amendments and electoral college.

destroy the supreme court.

destroy the president.

it's a full court press to shred the constitution and the republic.


Posted by: musical jolly chimp

======

Also:

obliterate the border
Posted by: Blonde Morticia


Fuck with the first ten and we are no longer a country.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2019 04:44 PM (AKYZm)

233 > obliterate the border

The "American" left basically consists of bots who are still running propaganda scripts written by the disinformation section of the old KGB.

The goal is, and always was, destruction of the United States.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 04:44 PM (IRd4p)

234 What we haven't seen is how the left will go after a conservative female justice nominee.

Will sort of be interesting to see their approach.

Posted by: SH at September 16, 2019 04:44 PM (sX1BW)

235 170 Brett has been voting with his penis for his entire career.
Posted by: The New York Times at September 16, 2019 04:33 PM (2Mnv1)

He simply pulls the lever for the candidate of his choice.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2019 04:35 PM (NFEMn)

You know, I can see where a prehensile penis would be REALLY useful.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 16, 2019 04:44 PM (RD7QR)

236 229
the dems are trying to:

destroy the 1st and 2nd amendments and electoral college.

destroy the supreme court.

destroy the president.

it's a full court press to shred the constitution and the republic.


Posted by: musical jolly chimp

======

Also:

obliterate the border
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2019 04:42 PM (3EPLG)

The ultimate goal is the annihilation of Western culture except for the horrid little quasi-religious spinoff called Marxism.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at September 16, 2019 04:44 PM (J+mig)

237 234 What we haven't seen is how the left will go after a conservative female justice nominee.

Will sort of be interesting to see their approach.
Posted by: SH at September 16, 2019 04:44 PM (sX1BW)

=========

Holy shit, the slut shaming is going to be amazing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 16, 2019 04:44 PM (DjIxe)

238
The Mighty Kav Penis is prehensile?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 04:38 PM (IRd4p)

Yes. Just like on an Elephant.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 16, 2019 04:40 PM (O4YGa)








"I'd love to, but I don't think my ass can take another dinner roll."

#justthepunchline

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 16, 2019 04:44 PM (veoSD)

239 Ramirez cartoon of the Democrats shooting the Constitution full of holes was spot on, they would toss the whole thing in the trash if they could.

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2019 04:45 PM (ZCEU2)

240 >>I will say, Maynard Keenan has one of the best rock n roll screams in the history of music.

Tom Araya, FTW.


Hon Mention : "SCREAM FOR ME LONG BEACH!"

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2019 04:45 PM (yBOIx)

241 The odd thing to me is that every one of these liberal stories is ridiculous on its face. UVa and Haven Monaghan, Juicy Smollier, Christine Blasey Fraud, the most recent smear of Kavanaugh, NONE of them pass the smell test. Each one is OBVIOUSLY made-up rubbish.

To see that, all one has to do is imagine the sequence of events that we're asked to believe, and compare that sequence with our own experience. Is the sequence plausible? No. It's laughable, in each instance.

And yet the leftists apparently believe it, because they go all-in and then look ridiculous afterwards. Now I'm sure intrinsically they would like to go all-in any propaganda item, but no one likes to be laughed at, which leads me to believe that they actually did believe the story.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 16, 2019 04:45 PM (zmxYi)

242
Yeah, Daltrey just mike dropped from orbit.
Posted by: Sharkman at September 16, 2019 04:40 PM (ePjOB)


Again, I said "one of the best...."

Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 04:45 PM (Zz0t1)

243 Nevertheless, their 'gut' told them to believe her in the absence of facts.


old and busted: fact-check
new hotness: gut-check


The next edition of the Newspeak dictionary will be #Woke AF !!!

Posted by: Hands at September 16, 2019 04:45 PM (786Ro)

244 Leftists are the scum of the earth. And that's saying something.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 16, 2019 04:45 PM (9+jnX)

245 Album Review: Tool, Fear Inoculum (2019): . . .

I get this review.

I've listened to it a lot since its release. It's grown on me quite a bit, but it's clearly the least of Tool's last 4 albums. The lack of anything approaching conventional song structure is a problem.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 16, 2019 04:45 PM (ppBhU)

246 239
Ramirez cartoon of the Democrats shooting the Constitution full of holes
was spot on, they would toss the whole thing in the trash if they
could.

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2019 04:45 PM (ZCEU2)

Praise the founders and pass the ammunition.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 16, 2019 04:46 PM (jYnPD)

247 Rock and roll scream?

Gotta toss in Dave Grohl.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2019 04:46 PM (LgJhO)

248 You know, I can see where a prehensile penis would be REALLY useful.


NYC subway. Have two hands free for the newspaper.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 16, 2019 04:46 PM (FNXDu)

249 Hon Mention : "SCREAM FOR ME LONG BEACH!"

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2019 04:45 PM (yBOIx)

Live After Death?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 16, 2019 04:47 PM (jYnPD)

250 If Barret is the nominee, I bet they will even attack her special needs child. Because the left are vile creatures.

Posted by: IC at September 16, 2019 04:47 PM (a0IVu)

251 Ramirez cartoon of the Democrats shooting the Constitution full of holes was spot on, they would toss the whole thing in the trash if they could.
Posted by: Skip


Do it.
Posted by: Texas Going It's Merry Way and Taking Flyover Country With It

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2019 04:47 PM (AKYZm)

252 As someone said on a previous thread, we're dealing with monsters. Truly depraved people with no limits. Have we made the necessary strategic and tactical adjustments?

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 16, 2019 04:47 PM (H8QX8)

253 Rock and roll scream?

Gotta toss in Dave Grohl.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2019 04:46 PM (LgJhO)


My opinion, he's not even on the list.

Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 04:47 PM (Zz0t1)

254 Amy Coney Barrett put her hands on a baby's butt. MFM

Oh? She has 7 kids? Fact checker musta missed that.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2019 04:47 PM (cgIyZ)

255 To see that, all one has to do is imagine the sequence of events that we're asked to believe, and compare that sequence with our own experience. Is the sequence plausible? No. It's laughable, in each instance.

------------

Would a career minded bureaucrat who wants to advance further put a pubic hair on a coke can for a colleague?

I think to the left, it is believable, because they are the type of people who would do that to set someone up.

Posted by: SH at September 16, 2019 04:47 PM (sX1BW)

256 If Barret is the nominee, I bet they will even attack her special needs child.

-------

Yeah right. Prolly not even her kid.

Posted by: Mika at September 16, 2019 04:48 PM (AzW6q)

257 246 Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 16, 2019 04:46 PM (jYnPD)

Jim Clyburn -d(umbass) South Carolina gave the game away last week when he stated that he did not believe the bill of rights could be passed with the current congress.
He is an honest if stupid and evil man.

Posted by: sven at September 16, 2019 04:48 PM (xbWHd)

258 I expect Barrett to get the Palin treatment. She's a) good-looking, b) religious and c) has had (and adopted) a bunch of kids without aborting any of them (not even the one with "special needs").

Everything a feminut hates, in other words.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 04:48 PM (IRd4p)

259 >>Live After Death?

Yeah.
Great Tour. Got to see 2 of the Radio City shows.

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2019 04:48 PM (yBOIx)

260 250 If Barret is the nominee, I bet they will even attack her special needs child. Because the left are vile creatures.
Posted by: IC at September 16, 2019


*
*

Didn't they use Sarah Palin's autistic kid as part of their attacks on her? And they've only gotten worse since then.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2019 04:49 PM (ClOmq)

261 Well that's a KEYSER SAUSAGE up the Nude Yak Tones... maybe they can switch the RoboReporters OFF and bring in some of their BIG GUNS to fuck it up more.

Posted by: saf at September 16, 2019 04:49 PM (5IHGB)

262 Affirmative action is at the top of my wish list.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2019 04:39 PM (3EPLG)


Along with Griggs v. Duke Power, O'Connor v. Donaldson, and the notion that one hack-in-black can issue a nationwide injunction.

Shitcan those four decisions and America will be on the mend.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 16, 2019 04:49 PM (zmxYi)

263 I never made up any Cucumbent Rule because they repeat on me.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 16, 2019 04:49 PM (5itaF)

264 If this is true, Leland Keyser is boss. The pressure on her must have been and still must be ridiculous. If I were her, I'd write a tell-all book with nothing in it about Kavanaugh but plenty of dirt on the beach friends, and call it LOLGF

Posted by: grognard at September 16, 2019 04:49 PM (L3c+B)

265 256 If Barret is the nominee, I bet they will even attack her special needs child.

-------

Yeah right. Prolly not even her kid.
Posted by: Mika at September 16, 2019 04:48 PM (AzW6q)

She would probably get the 'should have been aborted' remark.

Posted by: IC at September 16, 2019 04:49 PM (a0IVu)

266 >>Amy Coney Barrett


.50 Cal Rabbit Rifles are weapons of war!

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2019 04:49 PM (yBOIx)

267
What we haven't seen is how the left will go after a conservative female justice nominee.

Will sort of be interesting to see their approach.
Posted by: SH at September 16, 2019 04:44 PM (sX1BW)

======

Barrett was already grilled when she got nominated to the 7th Circuit. That's the one when Feinstein said "the dogma lives loudly within you."

So I think the females are going to be Sister Mary Sadist.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2019 04:49 PM (3EPLG)

268 If Barret is the nominee, I bet they will even attack her special needs child. Because the left are vile creatures.
Posted by: IC


The campaign ads would write themselves.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2019 04:49 PM (AKYZm)

269 the dems are trying to:

destroy the 1st and 2nd amendments and electoral college.

destroy the supreme court.

destroy the president.

it's a full court press to shred the constitution and the republic.


Posted by: musical jolly chimp

======

Also:

obliterate the border
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2019 04:42 PM



Sadly all of that could also be in a very special edition of National Review

Posted by: Hands at September 16, 2019 04:49 PM (786Ro)

270 I expect Barrett to get the Palin treatment. She's a) good-looking, b) religious and c) has had (and adopted) a bunch of kids without aborting any of them (not even the one with "special needs").

Everything a feminut hates, in other words.

------------

The left won't touch ACB for her own actions. They are going to have to get her on some omissions. Such as someone reported harassment and she did nothing.

Posted by: SH at September 16, 2019 04:50 PM (sX1BW)

271 My opinion, he's not even on the list.
Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 04:47 PM (Zz0t1


Probably not FIRST!, but definitely on the list.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2019 04:50 PM (LgJhO)

272 Nice to see the newz returning to normal...

Whackerdoodle

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 16, 2019 04:50 PM (6qErC)

273 250 If Barret is the nominee, I bet they will even attack her special needs child. Because the left are vile creatures.
Posted by: IC at September 16, 2019 04:47 PM (a0IVu)

Aw, that Trig Palin thing??? Just an aberration in journalism. Could not possibly happen again..

Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2019 04:50 PM (90T4r)

274 I just realized the whitest rock song in history .

Immigrant Song by Led Zeppelin

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 16, 2019 04:50 PM (hN5g8)

275 "Everything a feminut hates, in other words. "

A penis....

I don't think she gets the check in the box for that.


Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 16, 2019 04:50 PM (cqNba)

276 > Yeah right. Prolly not even her kid.

Expect them to say that their Haitian adoptees are actually children her husband had with a Haitian mistress or something.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 04:50 PM (IRd4p)

277 Please blow up more Saudi oil fields. Gas just dropped eight cents a gallon. Down to $2.08.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2019 04:50 PM (AKYZm)

278 If Barrett is Trump's nominee at some point, I think she should look the Left in their collective squinty eye and say, "None of your business. Next question" as often as necessary.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2019 04:50 PM (ClOmq)

279 The odd thing to me is that every one of these liberal stories is ridiculous on its face. UVa and Haven Monaghan, Juicy Smollier, Christine Blasey Fraud, the most recent smear of Kavanaugh,


Don't forget the Pee-Pee Dossier.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 16, 2019 04:50 PM (oVJmc)

280 Nevertheless, their 'gut' told them to believe her in the absence of facts.

I think the part that told them to believe her was a little lower than their guts.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 16, 2019 04:51 PM (zmxYi)

281 Yeah, Daltrey just mike dropped from orbit.
Posted by: Sharkman at September 16, 2019 04:40 PM (ePjOB)

Again, I said "one of the best...."
_________________________________

Get your lemons here!

Posted by: Robert Plant at September 16, 2019 04:51 PM (w9Wax)

282 > A penis....

> I don't think she gets the check in the box for that.

Good point.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 04:51 PM (IRd4p)

283 Rock and roll scream?

Gotta toss in Dave Grohl.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2019 04:46 PM (LgJhO)

You white boys make me laugh....

Posted by: Little Richard at September 16, 2019 04:51 PM (NFEMn)

284 282 > A penis....

> I don't think she gets the check in the box for that.

Good point.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 04:51 PM (IRd4p


Phrasing?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2019 04:51 PM (LgJhO)

285 277 Please blow up more Saudi oil fields. Gas just dropped eight cents a gallon. Down to $2.08.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2019 04:50 PM (AKYZm)


That's the price per quart in California.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 16, 2019 04:51 PM (zmxYi)

286 Women can step off the Democrat plantation too, besides blacks. They get the same pack of hounds after them....

Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2019 04:52 PM (90T4r)

287 "musicals"...what tune was she tap dancing too?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 16, 2019 04:34 PM (Zv1X1)

stairway to heaven


Highway to Hell

Posted by: zeera Moron Author Working on Book TWO at September 16, 2019 04:52 PM (T9rmq)

288 Little Known Fact: According to reports, Brett Kavanaugh's Penis is so huge that he buys specialized underwear that stores most of it in a different dimension where it is worshipped as a deity.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 16, 2019 04:52 PM (O4YGa)

289 Rob Halford is gonna be pissed if he looks in here.

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2019 04:53 PM (yBOIx)

290 Please blow up more Saudi oil fields. Gas just dropped eight cents a gallon. Down to $2.08.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2019 04:50 PM (AKYZm)

You know what's funny? With Trump at the helm, I'm not afraid of things going tits up. He knows what he's doing.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2019 04:53 PM (NFEMn)

291 Kav can pack the Supreme Court all by himself!

Posted by: Robert Plant at September 16, 2019 04:53 PM (w9Wax)

292 That's the price per quart in California"

Snort

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 16, 2019 04:53 PM (6qErC)

293 That's the price per quart in California"

Snort
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 16, 2019 04:53 PM (6qErC)

Per litre

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 16, 2019 04:54 PM (hN5g8)

294 285 277 Please blow up more Saudi oil fields. Gas just dropped eight cents a gallon. Down to $2.08.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2019 04:50 PM (AKYZm)


*
*

That was about the price of Exxon regular this morning when I was driving in. I was going to wait until Wednesday or Thursday to gas up -- but tomorrow a.m. may be a lot better.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2019 04:54 PM (ClOmq)

295 ob Halford is gonna be pissed if he looks in here.
Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2019 04:53 PM (yBOIx)


He's on the list.

Even today he can still bring it.

Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 04:54 PM (Zz0t1)

296 I can see RBG rocking to "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap"

Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2019 04:54 PM (cgIyZ)

297 Rob Halford is gonna be pissed if he looks in here.

Posted by: garrett


Why?

He's never had a problem with dick getting shoved in his face.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 16, 2019 04:54 PM (ePjOB)

298 I think the purpose of the NYT's "1619 Project" is to discredit the Founding Fathers of this country by labeling them as creator-agents of a racist state, an argument which, in turn, undermines the Constitution as poisoned fruit.

Posted by: mrp at September 16, 2019 04:54 PM (Pqytn)

299 288 Little Known Fact: According to reports, Brett Kavanaugh's Penis is so huge that he buys specialized underwear that stores most of it in a different dimension where it is worshipped as a deity.
Posted by: Surfperch at September 16, 2019 04:52 PM (O4YGa)

And the worshipers tremble in fear when it's sexy time...

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 16, 2019 04:55 PM (RD7QR)

300 He knows what he's doing."

Instead of groveling and apologizing?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 16, 2019 04:55 PM (6qErC)

301 Please blow up more Saudi oil fields. Gas just dropped eight cents a gallon. Down to $2.08.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2019 04:50 PM (AKYZm)

That's the price per quart in California.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 16, 2019 04:51 PM (zmxYi)

It's the price per ounce in Europe.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 16, 2019 04:55 PM (O4YGa)

302 It's hard to see a great logic for this crap beyond selling an idiotic book, but there are multiple benefits that the scumbags could gain by launching this particular turd into the punchbowl, including:

-- it tells every potential Trump (or GOP in general) nominee that they should expect their lives to be harmed substantially if they accept a call to serve;

-- they may succeed in abusing Kavanaugh into leaning more left, and he will have more sympathy from the right should he choose to do so;

-- they can create an aura of invalidation of SC decisions in general;

-- they may be able to create a context where Kavanaugh can be pressured to recuse himself on an upcoming case that will overturn the ridiculous Sullivan-NYT decision;

and other reasons.

Would they think it through to this degree or beyond? Dunno.

Posted by: jc at September 16, 2019 04:55 PM (PuMKG)

303 283 Rock and roll scream?

Gotta toss in Dave Grohl.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2019 04:46 PM (LgJhO)

You white boys make me laugh....
Posted by: Little Richard at September 16, 2019 04:51 PM (NFEMn)


Ahem.

Posted by: Jerry Lee Lewis at September 16, 2019 04:55 PM (LgJhO)

304 Rob Halford is gonna be pissed if he looks in here.

Posted by: garrett


Why?

He's never had a problem with dick getting shoved in his face.
Posted by: Sharkman at September 16, 2019 04:54 PM (ePjOB)

Or anywhere else.

Posted by: The Ripper at September 16, 2019 04:55 PM (NFEMn)

305 Amy Coney Barrett is WHITE. That's all that's required today for the left to demonize her.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 16, 2019 04:55 PM (5itaF)

306 Why?

He's never had a problem with dick getting shoved in his face.
Posted by: Sharkman at September 16, 2019 04:54 PM (ePjOB)


This is also a good point.

Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 04:55 PM (Zz0t1)

307 Don't forget the Pee-Pee Dossier.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 16, 2019 04:50 PM (oVJmc)


Yeah, I thought about that one, but didn't include because it wasn't obviously self-refuting.

Unlike, say, a bunch of guys rolling around with their todgers out on a floor covered with broken glass in a darkened room. Or going out for a sammich at 2 am in the coldest night in decades and running into the only two MAGA rednecks in Chicago who just happen to have a noose and bleach with them, and who recognize an actor from a black show. Or being at a party where a guy grabs your dick to put it in some girl's hand.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 16, 2019 04:55 PM (zmxYi)

308 When RBG dies the real shit show starts

This is gonna be great!!!

Posted by: Regular Flounder at September 16, 2019 04:56 PM (zMaZS)

309 298
I think the purpose of the NYT's "1619 Project" is to discredit the
Founding Fathers of this country by labeling them as creator-agents of a
racist state, an argument which, in turn, undermines the Constitution
as poisoned fruit.




Posted by: mrp at September 16, 2019 04:54 PM (Pqytn)

They are free to leave to any socialist paradise of their choice on earth. For now.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 16, 2019 04:56 PM (jYnPD)

310 We have any new reason RBG is not immortal?

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2019 04:56 PM (ZCEU2)

311
Andrew Sullivan on his assertion that Trig was really Bristol's baby, not Sarah's:

"I have never claimed I know the truth. I don't. I only know that none of us does. We all have to rely on the word of Sarah Palin - something about as reliable as a credit default swap. I want to know the truth. Because if I am loony, I deserve the pushback and criticism for suspecting a story that turned out to be true. And because if Palin has lied about this, it's the most staggering, appalling deception in the history of American politics."

That's some fine, baseless slanderous journalismin' right there, I'll tell ya what.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2019 04:56 PM (AzW6q)

312 Howard Dean was a white screamer

Posted by: zeera Moron Author Working on Book TWO at September 16, 2019 04:56 PM (T9rmq)

313 No mention of Bruce Dickinson? For shame.

Posted by: josephistan at September 16, 2019 04:56 PM (Izzlo)

314 >>Howard Dean was a white screamer


Another great Chappelle sketch.

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2019 04:56 PM (yBOIx)

315 It's the price per ounce in Europe.


Freakin' commies don't know what an ounce is.

It's one of the things I hate Starbucks for. Venti? A 20 oz. coffee?

How do you say "ounce" in Italian?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 16, 2019 04:57 PM (FNXDu)

316 And the worshipers tremble in fear when it's sexy time..."

Oh. I misheard it as "Kong"...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 16, 2019 04:57 PM (6qErC)

317 Is there any doubt that ACB will be the nominee should RGB pass?

McConnell put this plan in motion a long time ago.

And now he has even more reason to push through a nominee quickly.

Posted by: SH at September 16, 2019 04:57 PM (sX1BW)

318 He's never had a problem with dick getting shoved in his face.
Posted by: Sharkman at September 16, 2019 04:54 PM (ePjOB)

Or anywhere else.
Posted by: The Ripper at September 16, 2019 04:55 PM (NFEMn)

Grinder.... looking for meat.
Grinder.... wants you to eat.

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