John Wick 3 Opens to $57 Million Domestic/$92 Million World, Dethrones Avengers as Country's Biggest Movie
Also, Open Thread

Sorry for all the entertainment crap today.

The box office has a new king and his name is John Wick. The third installment of the hyper-violent Keanu Reeves franchise has taken the top spot at the North American box office and ended the three-week reign of "Avengers: Endgame."

Studios on Sunday say "John Wick: Chapter 3 -- Parabellum" has grossed an estimated $57 million in its opening weekend. Not only did it far exceed expectations, it's a franchise-best that nearly doubled the opening of the second film, which itself doubled the opening of the first film from 2014.

Is it any good, though?

Overall audiences gave the film a rare A+ CinemaScore, indicating that word-of-mouth will be strong in subsequent weekends.

Imma see this soon.

Engame is still making money, of course, pulling in $2.62 billion globally. Box office watchers had wondered if it could dethrone any of the top three (not adjusted for inflation) money makers, Titanic, Avatar, and The Force Awakens. It beat Titanic and beat Avatar domestically, but not globally.

It needs $173 million more in global box office take to pass Avatar, which Forbes says it probably won't do (though it may come close).

It probably has no chance at all of beating The Force Awakens. I think I'm surprised by that. Though the Star Wars brand was a lot bigger in 2015 than it is now.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 08:07 PM




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1 Ima go tomorrow!

Posted by: Blutarski at May 20, 2019 08:08 PM (+Tibp)

2 Like, dude.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at May 20, 2019 08:08 PM (COzlW)

3 Roomy and grey in here.

Posted by: Blutarski at May 20, 2019 08:08 PM (+Tibp)

4
I might actually pay to see this...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 20, 2019 08:09 PM (cwL3u)

5 Don't be sorry, ace.

Just get me out of this box.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 20, 2019 08:09 PM (ufFY8)

6 Gloomy, not roomy.

Posted by: clutch cargo at May 20, 2019 08:09 PM (sLicW)

7 Meta-barreled.

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at May 20, 2019 08:09 PM (x84aV)

8 Avatar was only shown in 3D, so that has to skew the ticket prices

Posted by: josephistan at May 20, 2019 08:10 PM (Izzlo)

9 Gray is the new black.

Posted by: clutch cargo at May 20, 2019 08:10 PM (sLicW)

10 I can't remember the last time I visited the local cinema. Maybe Lone Survivor? But this I've been looking forward to.

Posted by: Blutarski at May 20, 2019 08:10 PM (+Tibp)

11 8 Avatar was only shown in 3D, so that has to skew the ticket prices
Posted by: josephistan at May 20, 2019 08:10 PM (Izzlo)
inflation

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at May 20, 2019 08:10 PM (x84aV)

12 'if it could dethrone'
Are we still talking about that psycho with the dragon?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 20, 2019 08:10 PM (ufFY8)

13 New Yorker critic discovers that the 'Gosnell' movie is 'transparently racist, repulsive' pro-life propaganda

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Everything is rayciss!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 20, 2019 08:11 PM (+y/Ru)

14 Titanic and Avatar speak to the world and Avengers don't? It's a world I am glad I travel very little in...

Posted by: Boswell at May 20, 2019 08:11 PM (32YRo)

15 It is gray or a very light blue?

Posted by: Tonypete at May 20, 2019 08:11 PM (Y4EXg)

16 I saw the second one, but haven't seen the first one yet. It took a while to dawn on me that it was a comedy. Of a sort.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 08:11 PM (HaL55)

17 Watch the u tube videos of Keanu Training with live rounds for the movies. Impressive.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at May 20, 2019 08:12 PM (xInes)

18 One thing I've noticed is that the gray boxes are darker in Firefox/Linux than they were in Epic/Mac. I'm not complaining, though.

Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2019 08:12 PM (sdi6R)

19 Some friends wanted to go out to see the 2nd John Wick movie, and we hadn't seen the first one, so we tried to watch it. I think I made it halfway through.

We still went with our friends, but I thought the second one was really dumb. Five minutes of conversation, ten minutes of walking and killing. Repeat until runtime full. The body counts had to be in the hundreds. I found myself wondering about the labor situation for hitmen in these locales. Murders must have dropped to near zero for years following, due to the sheer numbers of killers taken out of the workforce.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 20, 2019 08:12 PM (oVJmc)

20
The grey box is the greatest invention of the SMR.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2019 08:12 PM (X3lUd)

21 Also, Tombstone is on AMC and I just can't not watch. Even with the commercials.

Posted by: Blutarski at May 20, 2019 08:12 PM (+Tibp)

22 The Patriarchy boxes women in!!!

Posted by: andycanuck at May 20, 2019 08:12 PM (Dh1wo)

23 14 Titanic and Avatar speak to the world and Avengers don't? It's a world I am glad I travel very little in...
Posted by: Boswell at May 20, 2019 08:11 PM (32YRo)

Titanic spoke to 14yo girls.

Avengers peaked with the first movie. The MCU is a bit overrated.

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at May 20, 2019 08:12 PM (x84aV)

24 And another woman passes out at the Trump rally

Posted by: josephistan at May 20, 2019 08:12 PM (Izzlo)

25 13
New Yorker critic discovers that the 'Gosnell' movie is 'transparently racist, repulsive' pro-life propaganda



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Everything is rayciss!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 20, 2019 08:11 PM (+y/Ru)
Racist?
Fucking lunatic idiot liars.
Sigh.
And these people actually have a voice, amplified.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 20, 2019 08:13 PM (ufFY8)

26 Willowed:

Nevermind. This is the most degenerate thing I've read all day.
Posted by: Kensington

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Stick around for the ONT. Betcha we peg your degenerate meter.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 20, 2019 08:13 PM (Y4EXg)

27 I'm going to see it. I just want to see how they get out of that corner they painted themselves into at the end of part II.

Posted by: Vanya at May 20, 2019 08:13 PM (U7voe)

28 I don't mean mind the entertainment threads, but no more GOT. Please!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2019 08:14 PM (TdMsT)

29
New Yorker critic discovers that the 'Gosnell' movie is 'transparently racist, repulsive' pro-life propaganda

Hit a little too close to home, eh?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2019 08:14 PM (X3lUd)

30 "Can we get nine movie installments of a fanfic Game Of Thrones ending that we deserve? Lucas and Speilberg, please pick up the anything-but-white courtesy phone!" -- Jon Snowflakes everywhere

Posted by: ShainS -- Born Again Easter Worshipper at May 20, 2019 08:14 PM (WqPYg)

31 19 Some friends wanted to go out to see the 2nd John Wick movie, and we hadn't seen the first one, so we tried to watch it. I think I made it halfway through.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 20, 2019 08:12 PM (oVJmc)

First one was great fun. 2nd one sucked.

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at May 20, 2019 08:14 PM (x84aV)

32 The grey box is the greatest invention of the SMR.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2019 08:12 PM (X3lUd)
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I miss Uncle Palp. Any sightings?

Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:14 PM (aXucN)

33 Also, Tombstone is on AMC and I just can't not watch. Even with the commercials.

Posted by: Blutarski

Because of Gene Hackman

Posted by: Boswell at May 20, 2019 08:15 PM (32YRo)

34 New Yorker critic discovers that the 'Gosnell' movie is 'transparently racist, repulsive' pro-life propaganda


Yet, Gosnell was the one killing black babies (and women patients).

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 20, 2019 08:15 PM (oVJmc)

35 I didn't think the second one was anywhere near as good as the first one, not really surprising. But I was still entertained. I'm just afraid it's going to be "more must be better". More guns, more bad guys, more cars, more dogs, more pencils... No doubt Hollyweird is going to milk this one until its tits are dragging.

Posted by: clutch cargo at May 20, 2019 08:15 PM (sLicW)

36 Over the weekend I watched Dragged Across Concrete with Mel Gibson and Vince Vaughan. It was slow, but not in a bad way. Probably not for everybody.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 20, 2019 08:15 PM (xPl2J)

37 Comments are now open for business.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 20, 2019 08:15 PM (RBOtF)

38 First one was great fun. 2nd one sucked.
Posted by: The Federal Reserve at May 20, 2019 08:14 PM (x84aV)

What this guy said.

Posted by: Vanya at May 20, 2019 08:15 PM (U7voe)

39 I liked Keanu in "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure".

What ever happened to Alex Winter?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 20, 2019 08:15 PM (Z+IKu)

40
I miss Uncle Palp. Any sightings?
Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:14 PM (aXucN)


What actually happened to him?

Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2019 08:16 PM (TdMsT)

41
I'm going to see it. I just want to see how they get out of that corner they painted themselves into at the end of part II.


I don't recall anything about that flick. It went in the eyeballs and the ears and went out...somewhere. Don't know where. Nothing stuck around, thank goodness. I do occasionally like a movie where you can check your brain in at the door because you won't be needing it for an hour and a half or so.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 08:16 PM (HaL55)

42 I keep hearing that the Wick series are good but I can't get Bill & Ted out of my mind - not good.

Posted by: Boswell at May 20, 2019 08:16 PM (32YRo)

43 36 Over the weekend I watched Dragged Across Concrete with Mel Gibson and Vince Vaughan. It was slow, but not in a bad way. Probably not for everybody.
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 20, 2019 08:15 PM (xPl2J)

More or less "Brawl in Cell Block 99" meets "What Women Want".


...


(i'm kidding)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2019 08:16 PM (Ct55T)

44 Keanu Reeves is becoming an all-time classic movie icon, based on the number of Iconic Action Characters in his personal resume. Very few actors have EVER notched so many as Keanu has, now with John Wick added to the list. The only actors I can think of who rival him in number of Iconic Characters are Humphrey Bogart, Harrison Ford and Arnold S.

People like James Cagney, Jackie Chan or Chuck Norris basically played the same character over and over -- but Keanu's Iconic heroes are all different.

Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 08:16 PM (5tb4C)

45 "New Yorker critic discovers that the 'Gosnell' movie is 'transparently racist, repulsive' pro-life propaganda"

Yet, Gosnell was the one killing black babies (and women patients).
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 20, 2019 08:15 PM (oVJmc)


Nonono, the Gosnell character was a metaphor.

Posted by: completely missing the point at May 20, 2019 08:16 PM (t+qrx)

46 Because of Gene Hackman
Posted by: Boswell at May 20, 2019 08:15 PM (32YRo)

He... Wasn't in Tombstone, but ok.

Posted by: Vanya at May 20, 2019 08:16 PM (U7voe)

47 I'm a bigger fan of the Equalizer. waitingfor#3

Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2019 08:17 PM (IOquy)

48 21
Also, Tombstone is on AMC and I just can't not watch. Even with the commercials.

Posted by: Blutarski at May 20, 2019 08:12 PM (+Tibp)


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Val Kilmer was ROBBED of the Oscar! I watch it when I can simply for his performance alone, although most everybody else is quite good in it as well.

Posted by: ShainS -- Born Again Easter Worshipper at May 20, 2019 08:17 PM (WqPYg)

49 >>>I just want to see how they get out of that corner they painted themselves into at the end of part II.

imma guess that it involves shooting and jujitsu

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 08:17 PM (PbpT7)

50 I miss Uncle Palp. Any sightings?
Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:14 PM
*************
Also, where is Calm Mentor?

Posted by: redridinghood at May 20, 2019 08:17 PM (RBOtF)

51 Is it true that fasting Ace is living on a post in the desert somewhere?

I confess to being drunk so feel free to ignore the question.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 08:17 PM (JgA4k)

52 Gone With The Wind Adjusted for inflation is still the biggest film of all time.

It made over 200 million in 1939 for an adjusted 1.8 billion dollars.

All with out multiplexes and overpiced tickets.

Star Wars: A New Hope happens to be number to adjusted for inflation.

Posted by: John The Savage at May 20, 2019 08:17 PM (mdPwd)

53 Get out and vote for Fred Keller. Tomorrow.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 20, 2019 08:18 PM (gH2RJ)

54 Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 08:16 PM (HaL55)

He kills a guy in the no-killy area and gets blacklisted. At the end it's revealed that basically everyone on Earth is part of this uber secret assassin network, which kinda begs the question of why or how it's secret at this point.

Posted by: Vanya at May 20, 2019 08:18 PM (U7voe)

55 Good flick. On par with first John Wick.

Posted by: madtechie at May 20, 2019 08:19 PM (gDNMH)

56 32 The grey box is the greatest invention of the SMR.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2019 08:12 PM (X3lUd)
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I miss Uncle Palp. Any sightings?

Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:14 PM (aXucN)


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Trump hired him to be the new Attorney General. ;-)

Posted by: ShainS -- Born Again Easter Worshipper at May 20, 2019 08:19 PM (WqPYg)

57 Also, where is Calm Mentor?
Posted by: redridinghood at May 20, 2019 08:17 PM (RBOtF)


I was under the impression Calm Mentor was having housing issues. I hope I'm wrong. I hope he's okay.

Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2019 08:19 PM (TdMsT)

58 What actually happened to him?
Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2019 08:16 PM (TdMsT)
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He was involved in a very bad car accident on the way to Ben Had's Texas MoMe in October (he was the victim). He broke all kinds of things and was/is in a very prolonged recovery period. He showed up for a thread or two several months ago - maybe January or February? - to let us know what happened but as far as I know, no sightings since then.

Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:19 PM (aXucN)

59 imma guess that it involves shooting and jujitsu
Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 08:17 PM (PbpT7)

And a dog.

Posted by: Vanya at May 20, 2019 08:19 PM (U7voe)

60 Evening folks.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 20, 2019 08:19 PM (ePLen)

61 It was slow, but not in a bad way. Probably not for everybody.


Posted by: Mark1971 at May 20, 2019 08:15 PM (xPl2J)

Not as slow as Andrei Rublev.

TJM's movie thread was right about that one.



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 20, 2019 08:19 PM (ufFY8)

62 Alex Winter - looks like a fat middle aged out of work actor at the moment - like 90% of LA really.

Posted by: Boswell at May 20, 2019 08:19 PM (32YRo)

63 13 New Yorker critic discovers that the 'Gosnell' movie is 'transparently racist, repulsive' pro-life propaganda

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Everything is rayciss!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 20, 2019 08:11 PM (+y/Ru


Yeah, because Kermit Gosnell would treat white patients in his nicest exam room, and non-whites in the grody one.

Posted by: Emmie Oakley at May 20, 2019 08:20 PM (4HMW8)

64 36 Over the weekend I watched Dragged Across Concrete with Mel Gibson and Vince Vaughan. It was slow, but not in a bad way. Probably not for everybody.
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 20, 2019 08:15 PM (xPl2J)

Just saw on IMDB it's from the Bone Tomahawk guy.

Will watch.

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at May 20, 2019 08:20 PM (x84aV)

65 Anybody have allergies (hay fever type)? I've had them bad most of my life. Last year I bit the bullet and started a shot regime. 14 months of weekly then monthly shots and the allergies are as bad as ever. The allergy clinic has not been helpful.

What OTC medication do you take? Everything I try gives me nasty headaches.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 20, 2019 08:20 PM (H8QX8)

66 40
I miss Uncle Palp. Any sightings?
Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:14 PM (aXucN)


What actually happened to him?
Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2019 08:16 PM (TdMsT)


I believe an auto accident, but I could be wrong. Too busy trying to keep track of the thousands and thousands of lies that Trump supposedly says, or so the Left claims.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 08:20 PM (sy5kK)

67 Gone With The Wind...


*long, deep inhale*

....



IN MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2019 08:20 PM (Ct55T)

68 He kills a guy in the no-killy area and gets blacklisted. Posted by: Vanya at May 20, 2019 08:18 PM (U7voe)

*winces, covers no-killy area*

Ouch. That's cold.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 08:20 PM (t+qrx)

69
Count among the tired themes in movies the secret assassin squad. Oh, and the agency where everyone is officially dead.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2019 08:20 PM (X3lUd)

70 I'm a bigger fan of the Equalizer. waitingfor#3


I really liked that TV series a lot. Very low key hero. Edward Woodward was great. Good guy wins, bad guy gets what he deserves.


*long wistful sigh* I really miss the old days...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 08:20 PM (HaL55)

71 Who socked Captain Slapballs in the earlier thread? I hate you, I'm still laughing

Posted by: Marcus T at May 20, 2019 08:20 PM (VkWRL)

72
We watched the first JW a couple of weeks back. Violent, sure, but in a good way.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2019 08:21 PM (pNxlR)

73 @33
I also quite liked Brian Denihey's star turn as The Town of Tombstone.

Some of his best work.

Posted by: John The Savage at May 20, 2019 08:21 PM (mdPwd)

74 Yeah, I liked Bone Tomahawk too.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 20, 2019 08:21 PM (xPl2J)

75 you call that "entertainment" ?

Posted by: E. Stan Bull at May 20, 2019 08:21 PM (B+t5k)

76 Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 20, 2019 08:20 PM (H8QX

A friend of a friend is a vet who has allergies. He took a whole course of shots which did absolutely nothing.

Posted by: Vanya at May 20, 2019 08:21 PM (U7voe)

77
He was involved in a very bad car accident on the way to Ben Had's Texas MoMe in October (he was the victim). He broke all kinds of things and was/is in a very prolonged recovery period. He showed up for a thread or two several months ago - maybe January or February? - to let us know what happened but as far as I know, no sightings since then.
Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:19 PM (aXucN)



I hope he's okay, too.

Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2019 08:21 PM (TdMsT)

78 65 Anybody have allergies (hay fever type)? I've had them bad most of my life. Last year I bit the bullet and started a shot regime. 14 months of weekly then monthly shots and the allergies are as bad as ever. The allergy clinic has not been helpful.

What OTC medication do you take? Everything I try gives me nasty headaches.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 20, 2019 08:20 PM (H8QX


Valu-rite?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 08:21 PM (sy5kK)

79 I didn't see the Gosnell movie but I read the indictment. That's the first step a serious movie critic should take - for context.

Posted by: kallisto at May 20, 2019 08:21 PM (eFRS+)

80
I'm going to see it. I just want to see how they get out of that corner they painted themselves into at the end of part II.
Posted by: Vanya at May 20, 2019 08:13 PM (U7voe)






Not sure how they're going to solve that, but I suspect that it'll somehow involve shooting someone in the face.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 20, 2019 08:21 PM (cwL3u)

81 Young Keanu Reeves, not unlike Catherine Deneuve, couldn't act his way out of a paper bag early in his career. Whereas Miss Deneuve eventually grew as an actress, Keanu's producers and directors eventually learned to, er, "accomodate" and worked their way around his, er, "limitations".

Having said all that, I still like Keanu Reeves a lot.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at May 20, 2019 08:21 PM (PkkL6)

82 He was involved in a very bad car accident on the way to Ben Had's Texas MoMe in October (he was the victim). He broke all kinds of things and was/is in a very prolonged recovery period. He showed up for a thread or two several months ago - maybe January or February? - to let us know what happened but as far as I know, no sightings since then.

Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:19 PM (aXucN)

OMG...I didn't know this! Prayers up for him.

Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2019 08:22 PM (cF8AT)

83 Tell me about John Wick, bearing in mind that I'm drunk.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 08:22 PM (JgA4k)

84 LOL.

On Biden: "He left you for another state. Remember that."


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 20, 2019 08:22 PM (ufFY8)

85 65 Anybody have allergies (hay fever type)? I've had them bad most of my life. Last year I bit the bullet and started a shot regime. 14 months of weekly then monthly shots and the allergies are as bad as ever. The allergy clinic has not been helpful.

What OTC medication do you take? Everything I try gives me nasty headaches.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice


Take Azelastine. For real. It's a "second-gneration antihistamine," administered as a nasal spray. By Rx only. It's over-the-counter in Europe, but not here yet. I find it works wayyyy better than normal antihistamines, and no side effects. No no needles. Just spray, takes ten seconds.

Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 08:22 PM (5tb4C)

86 33 Also, Tombstone is on AMC and I just can't not watch. Even with the commercials.

Posted by: Blutarski

Because of Gene Hackman

Posted by: Boswell at May 20, 2019 08:15 PM (32YRo)


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Reading a recently published autobiography by Gary Sinise called "Grateful American" -- very enjoyable. He mentions that his inspiration for making a fourth incarnation (previously two cinematic versions, one television) of "Of Mice And Men" was the 1973 film "Scarecrow" with Gene Hackman and Al Pacino.


I'd never heard of it and watched it this past weekend. Not much of a plot, but tremendous acting -- especially from Hackman.

Posted by: ShainS -- Born Again Easter Worshipper at May 20, 2019 08:22 PM (WqPYg)

87 I might actually pay to see this...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 20, 2019 08:09 PM (cwL3u)


Same. It will be my first visit to a theater in 3 years or so if I do. I liked the first two, but saw them long after they had their theater runs.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 20, 2019 08:22 PM (Z4rgH)

88 What OTC medication do you take? Everything I try gives me nasty headaches.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 20, 2019 08:20 PM (H8QX


Nasalcrom. It's a nasal spray, but it takes a few days to start working, not a dry-you-out kind of spray.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 08:22 PM (t+qrx)

89
Gone With The Wind...

*long, deep inhale*
....

IN MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Warai-otoko


IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE WIND COMES OUT OF HIS ASS!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at May 20, 2019 08:23 PM (aKsyK)

90 Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 08:22 PM (5tb4C)

Thanks.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 20, 2019 08:23 PM (H8QX8)

91 Claudia Gerini as Gianna D'Antonio in John Wick 2 was my favorite part.

By the way, I hate all the firearm commercialism coming. out of the movie.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 20, 2019 08:23 PM (VkWRL)

92 Who socked Captain Slapballs in the earlier thread? I hate you, I'm still laughing

Posted by: Marcus T at May 20, 2019 08:20


Only in ace world would this sentence be understood.

Posted by: Infidel at May 20, 2019 08:23 PM (kRPTw)

93 >>>83 Tell me about John Wick, bearing in mind that I'm drunk.


John Wick kills all the people.

ALL of the people.

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 08:24 PM (PbpT7)

94 I think Alex Winter is a writer/producer. And actor, again, now that they're making a new Bill & Ted *air guitar riffs*

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1086064/?ref_=ttfc_fc_tt

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 20, 2019 08:24 PM (kQs4Y)

95 He... Wasn't in Tombstone, but ok.

Posted by: Vanya

it's a joke but okay - quick and the dead was the show - he was the only one in it that was any good ...so the joke.

But Tombstone was horrible - sorry. No one redeemed it.

Posted by: Boswell at May 20, 2019 08:24 PM (32YRo)

96
On Biden: "He left you for another state. Remember that."

A state that matches his smallness.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2019 08:24 PM (X3lUd)

97 39 I liked Keanu in "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure".

What ever happened to Alex Winter?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 20, 2019 08:15 PM (Z+IKu)


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If you don't already know, they both announced (at the Hollywood Bowl) a couple months ago that they're going to be making a third installment.

Posted by: ShainS -- Born Again Easter Worshipper at May 20, 2019 08:24 PM (WqPYg)

98 But Tombstone was horrible - sorry. No one redeemed it.
Posted by: Boswell at May 20, 2019 08:24 PM (32YRo)

"... and to be honest, I was ducking and covering too much to really know what happened after that, officer."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2019 08:25 PM (Ct55T)

99 He was involved in a very bad car accident on the way to Ben Had's Texas MoMe in October (he was the victim). He broke all kinds of things and was/is in a very prolonged recovery period. He showed up for a thread or two several months ago - maybe January or February? - to let us know what happened but as far as I know, no sightings since then.

Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:19 PM (aXucN)


It was in a chess thread. He wrote that he held on gun on the illegal who hit him until the cops showed up. I haven't seen him since

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 20, 2019 08:25 PM (nVq7R)

100 Take Azelastine. For real. It's a "second-gneration antihistamine," administered as a nasal spray. By Rx only. It's over-the-counter in Europe, but not here yet. I find it works wayyyy better than normal antihistamines, and no side effects. No no needles. Just spray, takes ten seconds.
Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 08:22 PM (5tb4C)


We might be talking about the same sort of medication.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 08:25 PM (t+qrx)

101 Gone With The Wind...

IN MY VAGINA!!!!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at May 20, 2019 08:25 PM (gkstg)

102 He kills a guy in the no-killy area and gets blacklisted. At the end
it's revealed that basically everyone on Earth is part of this uber
secret assassin network, which kinda begs the question of why or how
it's secret at this point.


I've seen bits and pieces of it on YooToob. Some Russian mobster's son steals KR's car and kills his dog, right? So KR exacts revenge.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 08:25 PM (HaL55)

103 By the way, I hate all the firearm commercialism coming. out of the movie.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 20, 2019 08:23 PM (VkWRL)

It's popular, now it sucks?

I kinda agree though. The bandwagon fanboyism is rather tiresome.

That, and the fact that from what I hear an actual professional hitman would use a $75 Hi Point that he could toss off a bridge on his way home.

Posted by: Vanya at May 20, 2019 08:25 PM (U7voe)

104 77
He was involved in a very bad car accident on the way to Ben Had's Texas MoMe in October (he was the victim). He broke all kinds of things and was/is in a very prolonged recovery period. He showed up for a thread or two several months ago - maybe January or February? - to let us know what happened but as far as I know, no sightings since then.
Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:19 PM (aXucN)


I think that's right. Me I'm drunk on a Monday fucking afternoon.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 08:26 PM (JgA4k)

105 It was in a chess thread. He wrote that he held on gun on the illegal who hit him until the cops showed up. I haven't seen him since
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 20, 2019 08:25 PM (nVq7R)
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That's right, it was. And it was quite a while ago. I hope he is recovering okay. It sounded pretty darn awful.

Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:26 PM (aXucN)

106
What OTC medication do you take?
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 20, 2019 08:20 PM (H8QX






I recommend bourbon.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 20, 2019 08:26 PM (cwL3u)

107 92 Who socked Captain Slapballs in the earlier thread? I hate you, I'm still laughing

Posted by: Marcus T at May 20, 2019 08:20


Only in ace world would this sentence be understood.
Posted by: Infidel at May 20, 2019 08:23 PM (kRPTw)


"The Legend of Captain Slapballs" is one of the regular break-out sessions at most MoMes.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 08:26 PM (sy5kK)

108 It was in a chess thread. He wrote that he held on gun on the illegal who hit him until the cops showed up. I haven't seen him since
---
God bless Palp. Busted up like a stale breadstick but he still manages to hold up a roscoe!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 20, 2019 08:26 PM (kQs4Y)

109 especially from Hackman.

Posted by: ShainS -

He made everything watchable - I hated Superman but Hackman knew what to do, everyone else was simply shit.

Posted by: Boswell at May 20, 2019 08:26 PM (32YRo)

110 Everything okay, Northern Lurker?

Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:27 PM (aXucN)

111 Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 08:25 PM (HaL55)

That's the first one. Don't worry, the plot is a wafer-thin set of contrivances to let Keanu Reeves do speed reloads and Mozambique drills on people. It's like a kung fu movie-- just roll with it.

Posted by: Vanya at May 20, 2019 08:27 PM (U7voe)

112 90 Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 08:22 PM (5tb4C)

Thanks.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice


Check it out:

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2621402/


Effectiveness of twice daily azelastine nasal spray in patients with seasonal allergic rhinitis

" Compared with oral antihistamines, azelastine nasal spray also demonstrates superior efficacy and a more rapid onset of action, and is effective even in patients who did not respond to previous oral antihistamine therapy."

Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 08:27 PM (5tb4C)

113 93 >>>83 Tell me about John Wick, bearing in mind that I'm drunk.

John Wick kills all the people.

ALL of the people.

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 08:24 PM (PbpT7)

And then he porks a Sig Sauer which gives birth to a new race of Gunfolk with which he shoots himself, thus ending the race of Men in this world.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2019 08:27 PM (Ct55T)

114 IN MY VAGINA!!!!

Posted by: Amy Schumer


Low-hanging fruit for Ben R.

Posted by: That irredemable guy who always says... at May 20, 2019 08:27 PM (EgshT)

115 It's not just that the mobsters kill his dog (which is the most adorable puppy ever). The puppy was a final gift from his dying wife. She gave it to him to remember her by, and to have something else in his life to care for and love.

The mobsters were inexperienced and didn't know who they were attacking.

When they tell the more senior mobsters who they'd robbed and attacked, the senior mobsters go ballistic. "You attacked and robbed... THE BOGEYMAN?!"

They're all scared shitless of him and for good reason.

He kills ALL of the people.

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 08:27 PM (PbpT7)

116 John Wick is pretty much the apotheosis of what it is to be a Guy Movie.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2019 08:27 PM (0MVr3)

117 Am I the only one who has not seen nor heard of John Wick 1 and 2? Well maybe I heard of it, the name does ring a bell. But I have no clue what they're about.

Damn I am out of the loop.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 20, 2019 08:27 PM (FiUMj)

118 He showed up for a thread or two several months ago - maybe January or February? - to let us know what happened but as far as I know, no sightings since then.

Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:19 PM (aXucN)

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OH GEEZ, apologies for my previous flippant remark -- I was not aware of this. Sorry to hear that and hope he is able to mend fully ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Born Again Easter Worshipper at May 20, 2019 08:28 PM (WqPYg)

119 If you don't already know, they both announced (at the Hollywood Bowl) a couple months ago that they're going to be making a third installment.
Posted by: ShainS -- Born Again Easter Worshipper at May 20, 2019 08:24 PM (WqPYg)

Thanks Born Again! I did not know that and I will keep my eyes peeled for it....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 20, 2019 08:28 PM (Z+IKu)

120 110 Everything okay, Northern Lurker?
Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:27 PM (aXucN)

Everything is fine. It's a holiday here and I opened a growler of beer and I'm predestined to finish it.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 08:28 PM (JgA4k)

121 John Wick movies are about a guy who kills all the people.

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 08:28 PM (PbpT7)

122 We're wondering about Disney's Marvel movie beating Disney's Star Wars movie instead of wishing the whole thing would die in a fire.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at May 20, 2019 08:28 PM (0V/8D)

123 Ohio State finally got around to admitting they enabled a perv MD who molested 170 student athletes during his tenure there. The perv was repeatedly reported to campus officials, who did - nothing.

Posted by: kallisto at May 20, 2019 08:28 PM (eFRS+)

124 I only hate it because it's very gimmicky and also pricey. I really don't need a Taran Tactical shotgun that i could upgrade with better parts for a lot cheaper.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 20, 2019 08:28 PM (VkWRL)

125 Wick II was a bloated mess filmed in DarkOVision. PUt me to sleep.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 20, 2019 08:28 PM (cXV7n)

126 After the giant mediocrity that was The Force Awakens, I swore off any further Star Wars movies.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 20, 2019 08:28 PM (9hauA)

127 'John was not really the Boogeyman. He was the man you sent to kill the fucking Boogey Man!'
-Viggo

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2019 08:28 PM (0MVr3)

128 I was under the impression Calm Mentor was having housing issues. I hope I'm wrong. I hope he's okay.
Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2019 08:19 PM (TdMsT)
***************
I know that he was on the verge of being homeless and was looking for employment.
I sure hope he's okay.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 20, 2019 08:28 PM (RBOtF)

129

On my drive home tonight for the hell of it I tuned in the Joe Walsh show (not the Eagles guy). He was defending Justin Amash. Said he is one of THE most conservative guys in congress and a true TEA Party conservative just like he is. And all of these people calling Amash a RINO or liberal are the same who call Walsh those names because he's honest about Trump. Walsh said that he is THE most conservative person on the radio. He also applauded the judge who said the president has to release his financial records because and I quote, "Trump is acting like a king and going against the Constitution". The NeverTrumpers are really delusional

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 20, 2019 08:29 PM (nVq7R)

130 hi bluebell ! hope you are well

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 20, 2019 08:29 PM (ykYG2)

131 >Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 08:28 PM (JgA4k)



You're a Canuck?

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 20, 2019 08:29 PM (ePLen)

132 Not going to see John Wick III but then didn't see John Wick I or II

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2019 08:29 PM (BbGew)

133 Sooner or later I would like to see John Wick get a piece of ass, instead of killing it all. I'm a romantic like that.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 20, 2019 08:29 PM (VkWRL)

134 >>Am I the only one who has not seen nor heard of John Wick 1 and 2?


I think it's about a man's love for his dog.

Like Old Yeller.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 08:29 PM (488xF)

135 all 1000 of the top assassins and killers in the world < John Wick

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 08:30 PM (PbpT7)

136 OH GEEZ, apologies for my previous flippant remark -- I was not aware of this. Sorry to hear that and hope he is able to mend fully ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Born Again Easter Worshipper at May 20, 2019 08:28 PM (WqPYg)
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No worries - Uncle Palp would definitely approve of that comment! He's probably designing his new AG uniform (of course he'll have a uniform) complete with rows and rows of medals, and of course, a sword at his side.

Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:30 PM (aXucN)

137 I may see JW III on my day off and eat at Tacqeria Lugar afterwards.

Posted by: Eromero at May 20, 2019 08:30 PM (qBNEP)

138 I had so much hope for The Force Awakens.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 08:30 PM (yQpMk)

139 I thought the scene where he shit on an escalator was brilliant to relieve the unrelenting tension.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 20, 2019 08:30 PM (hjaPQ)

140 ****
I know that he was on the verge of being homeless and was looking for employment.
I sure hope he's okay.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 20, 2019 08:28 PM (RBOtF)


That is incredibly upsetting. We need to help him.

Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2019 08:31 PM (TdMsT)

141 Am I the only one who has not seen nor heard of John Wick 1
====
Wick 1. Is tight.
No wasted dialogue.

Posted by: Simplemind at May 20, 2019 08:31 PM (ZuGkg)

142 Sorry for all the entertainment crap today.


Why sorry?

Aren't we all here for the entertainment?

Posted by: Miklos, easily amused at May 20, 2019 08:31 PM (QzkSJ)

143 I saw it on Sunday. It's good, but not perfect. Check Cranky T-Rex's video about it. I agreed with it almost entirely. Sure hope there is a 4th!

Posted by: Zakn at May 20, 2019 08:31 PM (BijY5)

144 I've spent about an hour trying to fix my e-mail problem. Since I installed Linux the other day, I get error messages when I try to set up my existing e-mail accounts. Everything else is working perfectly.

So tonight I called Comcast for help. I got a lady of indeterminate ethnicity who was very friendly and chipper, but was unable to solve my problem. She finally told me to call Apple for help. Yes, I'm using an 8-10 year old Apple computer, but why would Apple be able to help me configure Mozilla Thunderbird on Linux Mint? That makes no sense. I had a sneaking suspicion she was trying to get rid of me.

So I did call them, and after being on hold for 15 minutes I got "your call cannot be completed as dialed".

Then I went to the Linux Mint website and figured I'd have to go to the user forum. I tried to register and after several abortive tries got the message that I had tried too many times for one session and to try again later.

Fine. I've had about enough of this for one night.

*pours stiff drink*

Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2019 08:31 PM (sdi6R)

145 I also quite liked Brian Denihey's star turn as The Town of Tombstone.

-
This town ain't big enough for the both . . ., Well, actually, it's pretty good sized.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 20, 2019 08:31 PM (+y/Ru)

146 Surprisingly, I really enjoyed the first John Wick. A tad violent but very cool.

Don't know if I'll go to the theater to see it but if not I will definitely rent it when it comes out on Amazon /YouTube, etc.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 20, 2019 08:31 PM (9hauA)

147 Everything is fine. It's a holiday here and I opened a growler of beer and I'm predestined to finish it.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 08:28 PM (JgA4k)
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Okay, good. You may proceed.

Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:31 PM (aXucN)

148 137 I may see JW III on my day off and eat at Tacqeria Lugar afterwards.
Posted by: Eromero at May 20, 2019 08:30 PM (qBNEP)


No movie can be so bad that you want to eat a Lugar afterwords.


Well, maybe a Brie Larson movie............

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 08:31 PM (sy5kK)

149


I wanna see Nadler's Gunt II, The Belt Tightens.

Should be good.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at May 20, 2019 08:31 PM (z8c2c)

150 John Wick movies are about a guy who kills all the people.

Posted by: ace

J. Goldberg - "It's a Christmas Movie!"

Posted by: Boswell at May 20, 2019 08:32 PM (32YRo)

151 You can get azelastine from inhouse pharmacy. I need to do another order for that and for albuterol.

Posted by: notsothoreau at May 20, 2019 08:32 PM (JKNZq)

152 John Wick has some of the most kick-ass fight scenes that have ever kicked ass but it's never really figured out how to have those fight scenes mean anything.

And Endgame probably lost steam at the box office because it...SPOILER ALERT...killed off or decommissioned most of the Avengers. It's actually pretty damn good but how many times would anyone have gone back to see Return of the Jedi in the theater is Luke, Leia, Lando, and Chewbacca all died heroically in it?

Mike

Posted by: MBunge at May 20, 2019 08:32 PM (7Nkan)

153 142 Sorry for all the entertainment crap today.

Why sorry?

Aren't we all here for the entertainment?
Posted by: Miklos, easily amused at May 20, 2019 08:31 PM (QzkSJ)

I'm just here for the stories about people shittin' into a running escalator.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2019 08:32 PM (Ct55T)

154 Why sorry?

Aren't we all here for the entertainment?
Posted by: Miklos, easily amused at May 20, 2019 08:31 PM (QzkSJ)


I'm here for edification.

Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2019 08:32 PM (TdMsT)

155 I've recently mentioned going on a superhero binge. Among the movies I've watched I've watched Antman and the Wasp.
Evangeline Lilly might be 40 but I think she's hot. She definitely looks better in Spandex than Brie Larson.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 08:32 PM (JgA4k)

156 >>Walsh said that he is THE most conservative person on the radio. He also applauded the judge who said the president has to release his financial records because and I quote, "Trump is acting like a king and going against the Constitution".


Sounds like a regular Montesquieu.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 08:32 PM (488xF)

157 I don't know what to think about this until I hear Brie Larsens' ass opinion.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 20, 2019 08:32 PM (pw+jk)

158 Rickl,

I have linux mint installed.I do tech support for a living. What's the problem with your email?

Posted by: notsothoreau at May 20, 2019 08:33 PM (JKNZq)

159 Aren't we all here for the entertainment?
Posted by: Miklos, easily amused at May 20, 2019 08:31 PM (QzkSJ)


I thought it was comedy tomorrow.

*checks program*

Shit.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 08:33 PM (t+qrx)

160 Young Keanu Reeves, not unlike Catherine Deneuve, couldn't act his way
out of a paper bag early in his career. Whereas Miss Deneuve eventually
grew as an actress, Keanu's producers and directors eventually learned
to, er, "accomodate" and worked their way around his, er, "limitations".




Having said all that, I still like Keanu Reeves a lot.


I've heard the same thing. I didn't really start paying attention to his films until The Matrix, which is one of my favorite movies ever. He's pretty good at playing Keanu Reeves, but he's a lot better now at picking scripts, IMHO. He's done some pretty good movies here lately in the past 15 years.


And he's supposed to be a really nice dude IRL. Lots of stories about him being nice to people. Plus, he's a bass player. I saw a video of him with Dog Star (the band) on some late night talk show a while back and he never made a big deal about him being in the band. He was almost shy and hardly said anything after the song, which I really liked.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 08:33 PM (HaL55)

161 John was not really the Boogeyman. He was the man you sent to kill the fucking Boogey Man!'
-Viggo
======
The Baba Yaga.

Posted by: Simplemind at May 20, 2019 08:33 PM (ZuGkg)

162 John Wick movies are about a guy who kills all the people.



I had no idea that Assassins Inc was such a large franchise. I mean, they scores of assassins in every large city just sitting around. How do they pay for all this? Are they 1099 employees?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 08:33 PM (yQpMk)

163 "Humankind" is just a list of people John Wick hasn't killed.

Yet.

Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 08:33 PM (5tb4C)

164 hi bluebell ! hope you are well
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 20, 2019 08:29 PM (ykYG2)
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Oh my goodness! Hello! So good to see you - I haven't seen you around in forever. I told WDS to say hi to you for me at the Morondezvous. I hope she remembered.

I was thinking of you at the Easter Vigil Mass because my husband and I were asked to be sponsors for a young couple coming into the church, and I remembered that you came in last Easter.

Hope you are well!

Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:33 PM (aXucN)

165 OSU joins PSU and Michigan State on the Collegiate Pervert Wall of Shame. The perps are being served their just desserts but that's cold comfort. OSU perp offed himself.

Posted by: kallisto at May 20, 2019 08:34 PM (eFRS+)

166 Not going to see John Wick III but then didn't see John Wick I or II


That's why I didn't see Malcolm X.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 20, 2019 08:34 PM (oVJmc)

167 When they tell the more senior mobsters who they'd robbed and attacked, the senior mobsters go ballistic. "You attacked and robbed... THE BOGEYMAN?!"

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 08:27 PM (PbpT7)

That's the one thing that annoyed me. Baba Yaga is a witch, not the boogeyman. If I remember my Russian fairy tales,

She lives in a house in the forest that stands on four huge chicken feet and constantly turns round and round. Her yard fence is made of human bones with skulls set on top of each fencepost... however, a visitor will always see one that one fencepost is empty, just as a friendly reminder to be on his or her best behavior. If you mess with her, she will kill you and eat you.

She travels in a giant magic mortar and pestle that flies along the ground, and she always carries a broom with her to sweep her tracks away behind her. You can go to her and ask a favor, and maybe she'll help, and maybe she'll kill you. But if she helps, you will owe her...

All in all a much more interesting character than anything Hollywood has shat out in the last decade or two.

Posted by: Vanya at May 20, 2019 08:34 PM (U7voe)

168 And he's supposed to be a really nice dude IRL. Lots of stories about him being nice to people. Plus, he's a bass player.


and a 3 gunner.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 08:34 PM (yQpMk)

169 J. Goldberg - "It's a Christmas Movie!"
Posted by: Boswell

That sounds like something I should argue with while my wife entertains Paolo...

Posted by: Eric Erickson at May 20, 2019 08:34 PM (gkstg)

170
Temps in LA and TX were in the high 80s, but I'm frozen. Had to drive for 12 hours with the AC on high for the mutts. Wore a coat, which looked funny when I stopped for gas or bathroom.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2019 08:34 PM (X3lUd)

171 My little brother always said I look like Keanu, so all his movies are teh awesome as far as I'm concerned.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 20, 2019 08:34 PM (EZebt)

172 165 OSU joins PSU and Michigan State on the Collegiate Pervert Wall of Shame. The perps are being served their just desserts but that's cold comfort. OSU perp offed himself.
Posted by: kallisto at May 20, 2019 08:34 PM (eFRS+)

dude, why's it gotta be all BIG10?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2019 08:34 PM (Ct55T)

173 you know, keanu reeves is a weird guy. he is the hero of weird movies that no one likes but then everyone loves.

matrix was shunned by everyone initially but then it got a cult following.

john wick same.




Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2019 08:34 PM (MTjB1)

174 I posted this about JW3 this am:

John Wick was a decent watch.

I faulted JW2 for spending too much time on the world building. The original left a lot to mystery, hinting at the size and shape of the world and it's rules, but leaving a lot to the imagination. Then 2 got bogged down in the details of the world and less with the shooting in the face.

JW3 introduces elements of the world in sparse fashion again. And plenty of face shooting.

Mostly a setup for JW4 though. Some callbacks to The Matrix and The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly.

Biggest disappointment: if you are putting Halle Berry in a movie, you do it because she is hot. Ehh, not so much. Character was kind of a throwaway and could have been played by anybody. The dog scenes were cool, but not reliant on Berry.


I will add - I rank it better than JW2, not quite as good as JW1

Posted by: blaster at May 20, 2019 08:34 PM (ZfRYq)

175 "You attacked and robbed... THE BOGEYMAN?!"



They're all scared shitless of him and for good reason.



He kills ALL of the people.

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 08:27 PM (PbpT7)


I think the mobster says something like, "You attacked and robbed the guy you hire to KILL the bogeyman."
Still, the point is, they fucked up bigly.
lol

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 20, 2019 08:35 PM (ufFY8)

176 i think Han was supposed to buy the farm in Return of the Jedi but the scriptwriters convinced themselves otherwise.

The Extended Universe, later, figured Chewie was plot-expendable and killed that guy. Upsetting many, many fans.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 20, 2019 08:35 PM (ykYG2)

177
I had no idea that Assassins Inc was such a large franchise. I mean, they scores of assassins in every large city just sitting around. How do they pay for all this? Are they 1099 employees?



And most of them are on the job for ten or fifteen seconds before getting gunned down by THE SAME GUY.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 20, 2019 08:35 PM (oVJmc)

178
On my drive home tonight for the hell of it I tuned in the Joe Walsh show (not the Eagles guy).


He sounds like he's full of himself.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2019 08:36 PM (pNxlR)

179 158 Rickl,

I have linux mint installed.I do tech support for a living. What's the problem with your email?

Posted by: notsothoreau at May 20, 2019 08:33 PM (JKNZq)


It keeps saying that my username or password is incorrect. I've tried every combination I can think of. The Comcast lady had me log in to the Xfinity website and it worked.

Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2019 08:36 PM (sdi6R)

180 you know, have to disagree with the words "nyper-violent", think "justice-oriented" is more suiting.


every motherfucker he shoots or otherwise offs deserves it.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2019 08:36 PM (MTjB1)

181 'I'm told you struck my son.'

'Yes, Sir. I did.'

'Why?'

'He stole John Wick's car and shot his dog.'

'Oh.' *click*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2019 08:36 PM (0MVr3)

182 Posted by: MBunge at May 20, 2019 08:32 PM (7Nkan)

I loved Endgame and saw it twice, which I basically never do. The only other time I can remember doing that was The Dark Knight.

I think we all knew most of the major contracts were up well before the movie came out.

As a result of mindless MCU fangurl, I hope they break all the records.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 20, 2019 08:36 PM (9hauA)

183 151 You can get azelastine from inhouse pharmacy. I need to do another order for that and for albuterol.
Posted by: notsothoreau


Yeah, you can get it on the Internet too. But any doctor will prescribe it no problem, as it has zero danger or side-effects.

I have no idea why it isn't over-the-counter here, yet is freely available overseas. It's completely safe -- and in fact is safer than many over-the-counter drugs on any random drugstore shelf.

Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 08:36 PM (5tb4C)

184 >>matrix was shunned by everyone initially but then it got a cult following.


Is that how you remember it?

I remember it being quite popular and then moreso until they made more of them.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 08:36 PM (488xF)

185
Temps in LA and TX were in the high 80s, but I'm frozen. Had to drive for 12 hours with the AC on high for the mutts. Wore a coat, which looked funny when I stopped for gas or bathroom.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


They probably thought you were a Columbine goth type criminal.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 20, 2019 08:36 PM (aKsyK)

186 123
What's up with The Pedophile Ten....Penn state ,MI state, Ohio state

Posted by: A dude in MI at May 20, 2019 08:36 PM (OOH1c)

187 Am I the only one who has not seen nor heard of John Wick 1

====

Wick 1. Is tight.

No wasted dialogue.

Posted by: Simplemind at May 20, 2019 08:31 PM (ZuGkg)

====
DO NOT fuck with a man's dog.

I like that because if my dog were fucked with, the man left after he got done with them would be seriously fucked up by me. Then buried.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 20, 2019 08:36 PM (pw+jk)

188 @176
The best Star Wars Extended Universe Book was the Vulcan Academy Murders.

They really should work that into Episode IX

Posted by: John The Savage at May 20, 2019 08:37 PM (mdPwd)

189 double check the server settings. If you have the wrong incoming/outgoing server settings, you'll get an error. Also, for some accounts, you need to have the full email address for the username.

Posted by: notsothoreau at May 20, 2019 08:37 PM (JKNZq)

190
I had no idea that Assassins Inc was such a large franchise.

A new engineer introduced herself as I passed in the corridor. She asked what I did in the company. "Corporate assassin," I replied solemnly.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2019 08:37 PM (X3lUd)

191 I had no idea that Assassins Inc was such a large franchise. I mean, they scores of assassins in every large city just sitting around. How do they pay for all this? Are they 1099 employees?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 08:33 PM (yQpMk)


The world rule is a gold piece pays for a service, kind of regardless. Though it would seem a killing pays more than a coin, especially since JW has had multimillion dollar (no coins mentioned) prices on his head in each movie.

Posted by: blaster at May 20, 2019 08:37 PM (ZfRYq)

192 Biggest disappointment: if you are putting Halle Berry in a movie, you do it because she is hot.

I like that they cast Halle as the middle-aged cynic she actually is, by now. It's good she's in a movie as something other than eye candy.

Charlize Theron played Wournos in a movie who was not hot, at all.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 20, 2019 08:37 PM (ykYG2)

193
That's the one thing that annoyed me. Baba Yaga is a witch, not the boogeyman. If I remember my Russian fairy tales,

She lives in a house in the forest that stands on four huge chicken feet and constantly turns round and round. Her yard fence is made of human bones with skulls set on top of each fencepost... however, a visitor will always see one that one fencepost is empty, just as a friendly reminder to be on his or her best behavior. If you mess with her, she will kill you and eat you.

She travels in a giant magic mortar and pestle that flies along the ground, and she always carries a broom with her to sweep her tracks away behind her. You can go to her and ask a favor, and maybe she'll help, and maybe she'll kill you. But if she helps, you will owe her...

All in all a much more interesting character than anything Hollywood has shat out in the last decade or two.
Posted by: Vanya at May 20, 2019 08:34 PM (U7voe)



Sounds a lot like the story of Hillary.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 08:37 PM (sy5kK)

194
I only hate it because it's very gimmicky and also pricey. I really don't need a Taran Tactical shotgun that i could upgrade with better parts for a lot cheaper.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 20, 2019 08:28 PM (VkWRL)





I've seen his videos lately. Taran needs to lay off the Chunky Monkey. Dood may be able to shoot the wings off a fly, but he's seriously soggy around the midsection, more than just age catching up with him.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 20, 2019 08:38 PM (cwL3u)

195 DO NOT fuck with a man's dog.



I think it's more than that. It was the dog his beloved dying wife gave him so he wouldn't be alone. It the wife that he was killing for.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 08:38 PM (yQpMk)

196 I know that he was on the verge of being homeless and was looking for employment.
I sure hope he's okay.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 20, 2019 08:28 PM (RBOtF)


That is incredibly upsetting. We need to help him.
Posted by: Ladyl

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A few days ago in the ONT someone posted that CM's gofundme had been closed and the poster could not reach him. So, AFAIK, no one here knows definitively what is going on.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 20, 2019 08:38 PM (Y4EXg)

197 It keeps saying that my username or password is incorrect. I've tried every combination I can think of. The Comcast lady had me log in to the Xfinity website and it worked.
Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2019 08:36 PM (sdi6R)


You've gone through this, yeah?
http://tinyurl.com/yddaz6cj

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 08:38 PM (t+qrx)

198 I'm starting to get the idea college athletic programs are perv magnets.

Posted by: kallisto at May 20, 2019 08:38 PM (eFRS+)

199 'He stole John Wick's car and shot his dog.'

'Oh.' *click*
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2019 08:36 PM (0MVr3)


This is what I mean by sparse telling of the story - so much was conveyed by just the delivery of that "oh"

Posted by: blaster at May 20, 2019 08:38 PM (ZfRYq)

200 It was


I keep leaving out words today.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 08:38 PM (yQpMk)

201 It was


I keep leaving out words today.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 08:38 PM (yQpMk)
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Here, I'll fix that for you.

"It was . . .

soap

poisoning!"

Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:39 PM (aXucN)

202 I buy from inhouse pharmacy because I'm tired of the doctors and insurance companies jacking me around. Albuterol is safe too. When we had bad forest fires last year, I ran out of my inhaler. The smoke made me use it more than before. They wouldn't let me refill it. This year, they decided that two hits a day meant I could only refill every 100 days. There's no reason for that. I need it to keep my oxygen levels up so that I can function.

Posted by: notsothoreau at May 20, 2019 08:39 PM (JKNZq)

203 I like that they cast Halle as the middle-aged cynic she actually is, by now. It's good she's in a movie as something other than eye candy.

It's like I don't even know you people.

Posted by: blaster at May 20, 2019 08:39 PM (ZfRYq)

204 I'm not saying but I'm just saying that Obama sicked the OSHA DEA ETC ETC on tea party groups just for whatever reason. So, this audit thing bullshit seems like a good starting point to harass the fuck out of the libss in question.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at May 20, 2019 08:39 PM (JziUy)

205 just 'cause.

https://youtu.be/srZnENbdwDI?t=97

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2019 08:39 PM (Ct55T)

206 I saw it on Friday. Overall I thought it was worth the ticket price. We learn a little more about Wick's history, a little more about this shadowy guild of killers, introduce a new antagonist, and watch a shitload of bad guys get whacked in increasingly brutal ways. There are some call backs (including one to the Matrix), and if you thought John was fucked at the end of Chapter 2, stand by.

The one thing I can see about this franchise is that they are having to try harder and harder to top the last one. I don't know how much room they have left.

Posted by: Reactor Axe Man at May 20, 2019 08:40 PM (LFsmk)

207 JW 1 and JW2 were on television a few nights ago, and I watched them for the first time. Obviously a runup to the opening of JW3.
I was entertained.
Like someone said earlier, you just roll with it.
Sort of like an amped up Death Wish, now that I think about it.
Except for the things that are different. lol

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 20, 2019 08:40 PM (ufFY8)

208 133 Sooner or later I would like to see John Wick get a piece of ass, instead of killing it all. I'm a romantic like that.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 20, 2019 08:29 PM (VkWRL)


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So, no Brie Larson then?

Posted by: ShainS -- Born Again Easter Worshipper at May 20, 2019 08:40 PM (WqPYg)

209 There's a great scene where the mobsters send 15 men to Wick's home to kill him before he comes after the mob, and he kills them all.

The cops show up.

Wick just pays them a gold coin to go away. It's very clear they've done this transaction before and they expect to have to ignore dead bodies when they come to Wick's house.

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 08:40 PM (PbpT7)

210 Here's an imdb short about Zippo lighters and other props:

https://tinyurl.com/y28834uz

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 20, 2019 08:40 PM (kQs4Y)

211 garrett is right. The first Matrix got repeat views and spawned cultural memes near-immediately. People were still waiting for Phantom Menace that year so the media was more concentrating on that... until The Matrix got to DVD first. A lot of people bought DVD players specifically to watch Matrix on it (Lucas delayed Phantom Menace's DVD release because reasons).

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 20, 2019 08:40 PM (ykYG2)

212 Levin has on one of the guys who is primarying Amash - Lauer?

Posted by: kallisto at May 20, 2019 08:40 PM (eFRS+)

213 the moral of john wick is do not fuck with the dog.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2019 08:40 PM (MTjB1)

214 They're all scared shitless of him and for good reason.



He kills ALL of the people.



Revenge: served up best in a doggy bowl.
I'll have to see if I can find that one and watch the whole thing at once. Of course, if I wait a few months, they'll have the trilogy out on DVD.


They still make DVD's, right?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 08:41 PM (HaL55)

215 I'm starting to get the idea college athletic programs are perv magnets.
Posted by: kallisto

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*ding! ding! ding!*

Posted by: Tonypete at May 20, 2019 08:41 PM (Y4EXg)

216 >>I think it's more than that. It was the dog his beloved dying wife gave him so he wouldn't be alone. It the wife that he was killing for.

Plus he likes killing. You can't be that good at something unless you like it a lot.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2019 08:41 PM (/tuJf)

217 Not a moviegoer, so John Wicks gets el-zilcho from me. But I am glad to see the comic-book crapola dethroned.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2019 08:42 PM (7njPr)

218
She travels in a giant magic mortar and pestle that flies along the ground, and she always carries a broom with her to sweep her tracks away behind her. You can go to her and ask a favor, and maybe she'll help, and maybe she'll kill you. But if she helps, you will owe her...

All in all a much more interesting character than anything Hollywood has shat out in the last decade or two.
Posted by: Vanya at May 20, 2019 08:34 PM (U7voe)


Her segment in Mussoursky's Pictures at an Exhibition is rousing, too.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2019 08:42 PM (pNxlR)

219 Levin has on one of the guys who is primarying Amash - Lauer?
Posted by: kallisto at May 20, 2019 08:40 PM (eFRS+)


Jim Lower.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 08:42 PM (t+qrx)

220
A few days ago in the ONT someone posted that CM's gofundme had been closed and the poster could not reach him. So, AFAIK, no one here knows definitively what is going on.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 20, 2019 08:38 PM (Y4EXg)



That is VERY upsetting. I'm didn't know he had a GoFundMe.

Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2019 08:42 PM (TdMsT)

221 No worries - Uncle Palp would definitely approve of that comment! He's probably designing his new AG uniform (of course he'll have a uniform) complete with rows and rows of medals, and of course, a sword at his side.

Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:30 PM (aXucN)


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Heh. Indeed ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Adversity Score = -1600 (full Self-Reliance penalty) at May 20, 2019 08:42 PM (WqPYg)

222 >>garrett is right.


What?

I am?

That almost never happens.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 08:42 PM (488xF)

223 [pi]Wick just pays them a gold coin to go away. It's very clear they've done this transaction before and they expect to have to ignore dead bodies when they come to Wick's house.



Yeah, and like the guys who come to mop up blood and bag dead guys for the creepy undertaker. Do they have day jobs? Is there really enough demand for brutally murdered body disposal?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 08:42 PM (yQpMk)

224 Plus he likes killing. You can't be that good at something unless you like it a lot.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2019 08:41 PM (/tuJf)
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Like you and Swiffering.

Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:42 PM (aXucN)

225 133 Sooner or later I would like to see John Wick get a piece of ass, instead of killing it all. I'm a romantic like that.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 20, 2019 08:29 PM (VkWRL)

I sometimes wonder how he got married to a normal person. Did he just never tell her? Was she down with it?

It's like that scene in Grosse Pointe Blank. "I'm a professional killer." "Oh? You get good benefits with that?"

Posted by: Vanya at May 20, 2019 08:42 PM (U7voe)

226 188 @176
The best Star Wars Extended Universe Book was the Vulcan Academy Murders.

They really should work that into Episode IX
Posted by: John The Savage at May 20, 2019 08:37 PM (mdPwd)

A Barbara Hambley reference? Jeez, talk about things I never expected on the AOSHQ.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2019 08:42 PM (0MVr3)

227 One of John Wick's most diabolical killing techniques is to hold the guy down and overdose him on Azelastine nasal spray.

Takes 3 hours. Damn that stuff is safe.

Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 08:42 PM (5tb4C)

228 John Wick makes me want to be a better man.

And also, a better face-shooter.

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 08:42 PM (PbpT7)

229 I just had an epiphany. I walk like Mr Tudball when I've been drinking.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 08:42 PM (JgA4k)

230 >229 I just had an epiphany. I walk like Mr Tudball when I've been drinking.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 08:42 PM (JgA4k)



Happy Victoria Day, eh!

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 20, 2019 08:43 PM (ePLen)

231 I just had an epiphany. I walk like Mr Tudball when I've been drinking.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 08:42 PM (JgA4k)
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That's funny. Because I walk like Mrs. A-Whiggins when I've been drinking.

Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:44 PM (aXucN)

232 >>Like you and Swiffering.

bingo

Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2019 08:44 PM (/tuJf)

233 And also, a better face-shooter.


The art of stabbing someone in the foot also comes in handy. An oft overlooked skill.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 08:44 PM (yQpMk)

234 >>Yeah, and like the guys who come to mop up blood and bag dead guys for the creepy undertaker. Do they have day jobs? Is there really enough demand for brutally murdered body disposal?


YES!

My god, friend of mine started a Crime Scene Cleanup Service in Tucson. Got pretty fucking rich as he was the only one South of Phoenix for almost 8 years.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 08:44 PM (488xF)

235 That's funny. Because I walk like Mrs. A-Whiggins when I've been drinking.

Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:44 PM (aXucN)


It's funny because its true!

Posted by: blaster at May 20, 2019 08:44 PM (ZfRYq)

236 229 I just had an epiphany. I walk like Mr Tudball when I've been drinking.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 08:42 PM (JgA4k)



I hope you waited to start until the sun was over the yardarm.

Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2019 08:44 PM (TdMsT)

237 New Yorker critic discovers that the 'Gosnell' movie is 'transparently racist, repulsive' pro-life propaganda

-
Everything is rayciss!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 20, 2019 08:11 PM (+y/Ru)

Planned Barrenhood is as racist as can be; they kill way more black babies than white ones.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2019 08:44 PM (7njPr)

238 231 I just had an epiphany. I walk like Mr Tudball when I've been drinking.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 08:42 PM (JgA4k)
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That's funny. Because I walk like Mrs. A-Whiggins when I've been drinking.

Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:44 PM (aXucN)

LOL

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 08:45 PM (JgA4k)

239
That's why I didn't see Malcolm X.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles


They were OK up to Malcolm VIII but Malcolm IX jumped the shark.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 20, 2019 08:45 PM (aKsyK)

240 >> John Wick makes me want to be a better man.


Does he not eat, or someting?

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 08:45 PM (488xF)

241 150 John Wick movies are about a guy who kills all the people.

Posted by: ace

J. Goldberg - "It's a Christmas Movie!"

Posted by: Boswell at May 20, 2019 08:32 PM (32YRo)


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... and the missing piece of ass is the MacGuffin!

Posted by: ShainS -- Adversity Score = -1600 (full Self-Reliance penalty) at May 20, 2019 08:45 PM (WqPYg)

242 The art of stabbing someone in the foot also comes in handy. An oft overlooked skill.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 08:44 PM (yQpMk)


Foot, shin, thigh, crotch, gut, thorax, neck, eye, and then puncture the skull.

It's the only way to be sure.

Posted by: blaster at May 20, 2019 08:46 PM (ZfRYq)

243 That statement by MLK's daughter on abortion was pretty powerful. And she's right. It messes up your body and they deny it. One of the women in the Gosnell book said that as well.

Posted by: notsothoreau at May 20, 2019 08:46 PM (JKNZq)

244 234 >>Yeah, and like the guys who come to mop up blood and bag dead guys for the creepy undertaker. Do they have day jobs? Is there really enough demand for brutally murdered body disposal?


YES!

My god, friend of mine started a Crime Scene Cleanup Service in Tucson. Got pretty fucking rich as he was the only one South of Phoenix for almost 8 years.
Posted by: garrett


One of the best shows on TV in the last ten years is a German half-hour comedy series called "Crime Scene Cleaner." Absolutely hilarious, if you can find it.

Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 08:46 PM (5tb4C)

245
John Wick makes me want to be a better man.

And also, a better face-shooter.
Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 08:42 PM (PbpT7)








Teh Ewok seriously needs to head out to the CenTXMoMe in Oct.....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 20, 2019 08:46 PM (cwL3u)

246 Also, I'm pretty sure that Casablanca's crime rate dropped 90% for about six months after John Wick blew through town.

Posted by: Reactor Axe Man at May 20, 2019 08:46 PM (LFsmk)

247 A few days ago in the ONT someone posted that CM's gofundme had been closed and the poster could not reach him. So, AFAIK, no one here knows definitively what is going on.

Posted by: Tonypete

That was me.


I have no clue.

Posted by: Miklos, hopeful for CM with a Project Manager Certification, which is pretty marketable at May 20, 2019 08:46 PM (QzkSJ)

248 It's funny because its true!
Posted by: blaster at May 20, 2019 08:44 PM (ZfRYq)
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Shhh, blaster! You're not supposed to tell!

Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:46 PM (aXucN)

249 197
You've gone through this, yeah?
http://tinyurl.com/yddaz6cj

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 08:38 PM (t+qrx)


"Thunderbird failed to find the settings for your e-mail account"

Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2019 08:46 PM (sdi6R)

250 Shhh, blaster! You're not supposed to tell!
Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:46 PM (aXucN)


But you just told!

Women.

Posted by: blaster at May 20, 2019 08:47 PM (ZfRYq)

251 213 the moral of john wick is do not fuck with the dog.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2019 08:40 PM (MTjB1)


When meeting someone for the first time in a non-business setting and they have their dog with them, I quickly say "hi" to them, and then hold open my hand to the dog, a couple of feet away, until the dog comes up to me and sniffs or licks my hand. I'll bend my knee to a small dog, too.

Never in decades have I been bit by the dog. And the person thinks positive things about me.

And if I return, even a year later, the dog ALWAYS remembers me and usually wags it's tail.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 08:47 PM (sy5kK)

252 Really psyched for JW3. I have to wait until my John Wick buddy gets back from Michigan to go, though. It's killing me!

Posted by: Gem at May 20, 2019 08:47 PM (XoAz8)

253 Do they have day jobs? Is there really enough demand for brutally murdered body disposal?
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Oh yes, there is.

Posted by: Hillary! at May 20, 2019 08:47 PM (ZuGkg)

254 Planned Barrenhood is as racist as can be; they kill way more black babies than white ones.

Do they? I figured it was just more as a percentage. I think they are pretty much indifferent about the objects of their assembly line now. Sure, they might get an extra frisson of pleasure murdering the untermensch but killing is just paying the bills now.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 08:47 PM (yQpMk)

255 My e-mail works fine in my old Mac OS, but I have to boot into that at startup.

Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2019 08:47 PM (sdi6R)

256 Sounds like Thunderbird didn't save the account when you tried to set it up. Some programs won't save the settings if they can't verify the account.

Posted by: notsothoreau at May 20, 2019 08:47 PM (JKNZq)

257 https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2147995/

Crime Scene Cleaner

8.5 stars (incredibly high rating on IMDB).

Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 08:47 PM (5tb4C)

258 What actually happened to him?
Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2019 08:16 PM (TdMsT)

AFAIK, he was in a very bad car wreck on his way to the Texas MoMee. Both legs broken. He came back here briefly once he was a bit mobile, and then dropped out of sight again.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2019 08:48 PM (7njPr)

259
212 Levin has on one of the guys who is primarying Amash - Lauer?
Posted by: kallisto at May 20, 2019 08:40 PM (eFRS+)


Spelled "Lower", but you have the correct pronunciation, according to someone in here the morning who knows the family.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2019 08:48 PM (pNxlR)

260 243
That statement by MLK's daughter on abortion was pretty powerful. And
she's right. It messes up your body and they deny it. One of the women
in the Gosnell book said that as well.

Posted by: notsothoreau at May 20, 2019 08:46 PM (JKNZq)

Yes, very nice to hear those words from her.
I hope it wakes some libtards up. One can hope and pray.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 20, 2019 08:48 PM (ufFY8)

261 Fun fact: The mob used to recruit their assassins from Baltimore. Not sure why but my friend's FBI dad told me that.

Posted by: mog smash at May 20, 2019 08:48 PM (qMjSx)

262 Also, re Halle Berry - does anyone dispute my assertion that anyone could have played her character?

Posted by: blaster at May 20, 2019 08:48 PM (ZfRYq)

263 Chick-Fil-A Becomes Nation's Third-Biggest Restaurant Chain

..

And I've never seen one in my life. Wtf

Posted by: Ha at May 20, 2019 08:48 PM (MAstk)

264 261 Fun fact: The mob used to recruit their assassins from Baltimore. Not sure why but my friend's FBI dad told me that.
Posted by: mog smash at May 20, 2019 08:48 PM (qMjSx)


Prolly cause Pelosi was mayor.

Posted by: blaster at May 20, 2019 08:49 PM (ZfRYq)

265 >>Yeah, and like the guys who come to mop up blood and bag dead guys for the creepy undertaker. Do they have day jobs? Is there really enough demand for brutally murdered body disposal?

No.

Posted by: Winston Wolf at May 20, 2019 08:49 PM (/tuJf)

266 YES!

My god, friend of mine started a Crime Scene Cleanup Service in Tucson. Got pretty fucking rich as he was the only one South of Phoenix for almost 8 years.
Posted by: garrett

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I needed the services of one once and they had a 36 hour backlog. The coroner's assistant and I did it instead. (and yet, the smell of someone else's bad BO makes me gag. Go figure.)

It's a hell of a business.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 20, 2019 08:49 PM (Y4EXg)

267 I just had an epiphany. I walk like Mr Tudball when I've been drinking.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 08:42 PM (JgA4k)
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That's funny. Because I walk like Mrs. A-Whiggins when I've been drinking.

Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:44 PM (aXucN)


*Harvey Korman cracks up in Heaven*

Posted by: Miklos, speculating at May 20, 2019 08:49 PM (QzkSJ)

268 That's the one thing that annoyed me. Baba Yaga is a witch, not the boogeyman. If I remember my Russian fairy tales,
...
Posted by: Vanya at May 20, 2019 08:34 PM (U7voe)

"Baba may also have a pejorative connotation in modern Russian, both for women as well as for "an unmanly, timid, or characterless man"."

It may have been being used half-ironically. Double-entendre? I dunno.

It can be used to describe "an unmanly, timid, or characterless man", but it's also a female witch, and John Wick is a principled, nigh-magical, male murder machine.

Satirical mixed metaphor?

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at May 20, 2019 08:49 PM (x84aV)

269 Blaster, Brie Larson would have made a RBF hash of the Sophia character.

Posted by: Reactor Axe Man at May 20, 2019 08:49 PM (LFsmk)

270 Ruh Rooo
The dirty muzzie somali might be getting the fuck out of our country.

https://dcdirtylaundry.com/ ilhan-omar-becomes-subject-of-immigration- fraud-lawsuit/
Fuck this somali muzzie brother humper.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 20, 2019 08:50 PM (pw+jk)

271 Do they? I figured it was just more as a percentage. I think they are pretty much indifferent about the objects of their assembly line now. Sure, they might get an extra frisson of pleasure murdering the untermensch but killing is just paying the bills now.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 08:47 PM (yQpMk)

Not to change the subject too violently, but this is one reason I liked Eastern Promises: It made the organized criminals interesting but not sexy.

Posted by: Vanya at May 20, 2019 08:50 PM (U7voe)

272 It was


I keep leaving out words today.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 08:38 PM (yQpMk)
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Here, I'll fix that for you.

"It was . . .

soap

poisoning!"

Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:39 PM (aXucN)

------------------------------------

"I told you not to use Lifebuoy!"

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 20, 2019 08:50 PM (8g9zh)

273 My e-mail works fine in my old Mac OS, but I have to boot into that at startup.
Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2019 08:47 PM (sdi6R)


Well one of the settings in Mail.app must have an analogue that isn't set properly in Thunderbird.

After the setting detection fails in TBird, you can go to advanced config, right?

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 08:50 PM (t+qrx)

274 boulder t'hobo, I have to go for a bit, but I hope you saw my reply to you upthread. So good to see you here.

Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:50 PM (aXucN)

275 269 Blaster, Brie Larson would have made a RBF hash of the Sophia character.
Posted by: Reactor Axe Man at May 20, 2019 08:49 PM (LFsmk)


I think she would have been about perfect for it.

Posted by: blaster at May 20, 2019 08:51 PM (ZfRYq)

276 Michi State's paedo? What happened there?

Ohio State's scandal is ... euughh. 170? I'd hate to be Sloppy Number 170 on that list.

After about, let's say, #45 the administration perhaps should have said, you know, we could maybe overlook the first forty four but...

Maybe they should just put up big statues of Jimmy Savile on the front lawns of all these major athletic colleges, just to let the matriculating class know what they are in for. They can dress him in that tracksuit.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 20, 2019 08:51 PM (ykYG2)

277 John Wick is not the boogeyman.

John Wick is the guy send to kill the boogeyman.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2019 08:51 PM (/tuJf)

278 >>It's a hell of a business.


Always bring a toothbrush.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 08:51 PM (488xF)

279 269 Blaster, Brie Larson would have made a RBF hash of the Sophia character.
Posted by: Reactor Axe Man at May 20, 2019 08:49 PM (LFsmk)


I would have preferred Halle Berry from Swordfish. But it was almost 20 years ago.

Posted by: blaster at May 20, 2019 08:52 PM (ZfRYq)

280 263 Chick-Fil-A Becomes Nation's Third-Biggest Restaurant Chain

..

And I've never seen one in my life. Wtf
Posted by: Ha at May 20, 2019 08:48 PM (MAstk)

They generally pic third-rate locations, and people addicted to their chicken grease sniff them out.

I'm not kidding.

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at May 20, 2019 08:52 PM (x84aV)

281 275, Based on what we got, or what we could have gotten?

Posted by: Reactor Axe Man at May 20, 2019 08:52 PM (LFsmk)

282 >>Ohio State's scandal is ... euughh. 170? I'd hate to be Sloppy Number 170 on that list.


How?

170 guys molested and not one of them beat this guys ass?

He must have been working with the Soccer Squad?

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 08:52 PM (488xF)

283 264: Yes and same guy arrested Pelosi's brother in Las Vegas for racketeering. They were friends in high school.

Posted by: mog smash at May 20, 2019 08:53 PM (qMjSx)

284 Planned Barrenhood is as racist as can be; they kill way more black babies than white ones.



Do they? I figured it was just more as a percentage. I think they
are pretty much indifferent about the objects of their assembly line
now. Sure, they might get an extra frisson of pleasure murdering the
untermensch but killing is just paying the bills now.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 08:47 PM (yQpMk)

===
Marget Sanger smiles. And you know who else smiles.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 20, 2019 08:53 PM (pw+jk)

285 If you didn't read Oregon Muse's The Morning Rant post this morning about white privilege, and that anyone can get it for free, regardless of color, you need to go back and read it.


Go on, it will only take a few minutes. Look for the very hip ape picture. It is the text underneath the pic.


Useful to use in arguments with dumb Lefties.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 08:53 PM (sy5kK)

286 >>I've never seen one in my life. Wtf


I saw one, once. On a Sunday.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 08:53 PM (488xF)

287 I never know what I need to do to get my girl dog to relax and calm down. Sometimes stroked her between her ears gets her real mellow. But not always.

I never know which button to push. Kind of like it was with my Faye.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 08:53 PM (JgA4k)

288 283 264: Yes and same guy arrested Pelosi's brother in Las Vegas for racketeering. They were friends in high school.
Posted by: mog smash at May 20, 2019 08:53 PM (qMjSx)


And there you have it

Posted by: blaster at May 20, 2019 08:54 PM (ZfRYq)

289 I wanna see Nadler's Gunt II, The Belt Tightens.
Should be good.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at May 20, 2019 08:31 PM (z8c2c)

Yup....can't wait for Nadler's Gut III, Return of the Fumundacheese.

I look forward to the scene where he breaks out the Ritz crackers......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 20, 2019 08:54 PM (Z+IKu)

290 And most of them are on the job for ten or fifteen seconds before getting gunned down by THE SAME GUY.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 20, 2019 08:35 PM (oVJmc

Are you in a dead end job? Would you like to try something new? With guns? Killing people.
Then apply for Assassins Ltd. We're hiring now and if you think you have what it takes, apply today. Travel! Guns! Stellar Funeral Benefits!
Assassins Ltd.*

*100% chance of getting offed by the guy who kills teh Boogeyman just as a warm-up.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Memorial Day Special! AoS Brand Cuck Flensing Knives 50% off at The Outrage Outlet! at May 20, 2019 08:54 PM (hI/80)

291 266. oh I have another 'gag on BO' story but will spare yawz since I grossed out the world last nite.

Posted by: kallisto at May 20, 2019 08:54 PM (eFRS+)

292 How?

170 guys molested and not one of them beat this guys ass?

He must have been working with the Soccer Squad?
Posted by: garrett at M




how else do some euro wannabes wearing mullets get laid?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2019 08:54 PM (MTjB1)

293 How?

170 guys molested and not one of them beat this guys ass?

He must have been working with the Soccer Squad?
Posted by: garrett

-----

Actually, mostly wrestlers. But when you are worried Scarlet and Gray Inc. will take away your full ride, you'll let things slide.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 20, 2019 08:55 PM (Y4EXg)

294 261 Fun fact: The mob used to recruit their assassins from Baltimore. Not sure why but my friend's FBI dad told me that.
Posted by: mog smash at May 20, 2019 08:48 PM (qMjSx)


Have you ever been to Baltimore?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 08:55 PM (sy5kK)

295 if you're looking for a movie about a business that cleans up after dead dudes : SUNSHINE CLEANING.

Pretty kino.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 20, 2019 08:55 PM (ykYG2)

296 256 Sounds like Thunderbird didn't save the account when you tried to set it up. Some programs won't save the settings if they can't verify the account.

Posted by: notsothoreau at May 20, 2019 08:47 PM (JKNZq)


I guess I'll try again tomorrow night to register in the Linux Mint forum and ask there.

Other than this, I'm quite pleased with Linux Mint. It's a very impressive OS and software suite. I was able to get online immediately with the included Firefox browser. It was much easier than I expected. I had some issues with text formatting at first, but they got fixed in the Sunday EMT if you want to go look.

Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2019 08:55 PM (sdi6R)

297 John Wick is 100% toxic masculinity right?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Media Controls the Whether Machines at May 20, 2019 08:56 PM (lPsvG)

298
276 Michi State's paedo? What happened there?


Sports doctor who molested women's gymnastics competitors.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2019 08:56 PM (pNxlR)

299 Chick-Fil-A Becomes Nation's Third-Biggest Restaurant Chain

..

And I've never seen one in my life. Wtf
Posted by: Ha at May 20, 2019 08:48 PM (MAstk)

They generally pic third-rate locations, and people addicted to their chicken grease sniff them out.

I'm not kidding.
Posted by: The Federal Reserve
----
They are also only open 6 days a weeks... my kids love it. Just got the nugget tray and fries for dinner tonight.

Posted by: lin-duh at May 20, 2019 08:56 PM (UUBmN)

300 Lots of people with questionable morals in Baltimore. Makes sense.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 08:56 PM (pUDQf)

301 Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Media Controls the Whether Machines at May 20, 2019 08:56 PM (lPsvG)

One hundred percent.

Posted by: Vanya at May 20, 2019 08:56 PM (U7voe)

302 Her segment in Mussoursky's Pictures at an Exhibition is rousing, too.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2019 08:42 PM (pNxlR)

-------------------------------

We played Pictures in community band recently. My favorite was The Ox-Cart, but the Hut of the Baba Yaga was fun, too. (They all were actually).

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 20, 2019 08:57 PM (8g9zh)

303 I just tried setting one of my email accounts up in Thunderbird and I'm getting a password error too. And the password works with webmail.

Did you set up the account as pop or imap?

Posted by: notsothoreau at May 20, 2019 08:57 PM (JKNZq)

304 Votes scheduled: At 2:15pm on Tuesday, May 21st:
1. Confirmation of Cal.#201 Daniel Collins to be U.S. Circuit Judge for the Ninth Circuit
2. Under the regular order, motion to invoke cloture on Cal.#23 Howard Nielson Jr. to be U.S. District Judge for the District of Utah

Posted by: Ha at May 20, 2019 08:57 PM (MAstk)

305 297 John Wick is 100% toxic masculinity right?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Media Controls the Whether Machines at May 20, 2019 08:56 PM (lPsvG)


They did make the baddie assassins female but Wick keeps killing them. So, yeah.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 08:58 PM (pUDQf)

306
"You attacked and robbed... THE BOGEYMAN?!"



Here's looking at you kid

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 20, 2019 08:58 PM (IDWxn)

307 you are worried Scarlet and Gray Inc. will take away your full ride, you'll let things slide.

Posted by: Tonypete at M



sure, but with a bunch of guys that oil each other down and roll around, grabbing each other and checking each others oil with lots of people watching, not hard to understand how they could get confused.

was that a bad touch or not?

show me where the bad man touched you.

now show me where everyone else touches you.

hmm, would be the same places, this could get difficult.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2019 08:58 PM (MTjB1)

308 Michi State's paedo? What happened there?
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 20, 2019 08:51 PM (ykYG2)


He's not going anywhere, ever. Aside from getting shuffled around Federal prisons.

The judge in his case is an attention-seeking unprofessional wretch, but that's incidental and has no bearing on Nassar's overwhelming guilt or the complicity of the people at MSU who allowed him to do what he did for so long. I just personally can't stand her and wanted to mention that.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 08:59 PM (t+qrx)

309
DO NOT fuck with a man's dog.



Barry O: Especially if it's been cooked the way you like it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 20, 2019 08:59 PM (IDWxn)

310 You from Baltimore Blaster?

Posted by: mog smash at May 20, 2019 08:59 PM (qMjSx)

311 282. he was a doctor so he had a 'legit medical reason' for grabbing their junk.

Posted by: kallisto at May 20, 2019 09:00 PM (eFRS+)

312 303 I just tried setting one of my email accounts up in Thunderbird and I'm getting a password error too. And the password works with webmail.

Did you set up the account as pop or imap?

Posted by: notsothoreau at May 20, 2019 08:57 PM (JKNZq)


I've tried it both ways; same result. It's POP3 in Mac.

Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2019 09:00 PM (sdi6R)

313 you know who has a legit reason for grabbing your junk, or at least rubbing up against more than you would think is right?


your tailor, only way to get the inseam right.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2019 09:01 PM (MTjB1)

314 I set up the account as pop and had it autodetect. It worked with no encryption, encrypted password on incoming and normal password on outgoing. It will give you a warning, but just say you understand the risks and it will let you set it up.

Posted by: notsothoreau at May 20, 2019 09:01 PM (JKNZq)

315 not sure there is a legit reason to grab someone's junk with your mouth if you are not dating.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2019 09:02 PM (MTjB1)

316 Leftcoast I live in Baltimore. I'm in the well armed part.

Posted by: mog smash at May 20, 2019 09:02 PM (qMjSx)

317 I had to use the full email address for the username (this is an email for my own domain). Incoming port is 110, outgoing 587.

Posted by: notsothoreau at May 20, 2019 09:02 PM (JKNZq)

318 your tailor, only way to get the inseam right.

So THAT's how they do it!

Posted by: David Brooks at May 20, 2019 09:02 PM (ykYG2)

319 303 I just tried setting one of my email accounts up in Thunderbird and I'm getting a password error too. And the password works with webmail.




you know thunderbird has been eliminating support for apple2es.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2019 09:03 PM (MTjB1)

320 I have not seen the three biggest movie money makers and probably the fourth. As a self declared movie guy I am questioning my commitment.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 20, 2019 09:03 PM (2DOZq)

321 I think we have a comcast email I could try setting up, if it stays quiet. I'm working for another hour.

Posted by: notsothoreau at May 20, 2019 09:03 PM (JKNZq)

322 Sounds like a regular Montesquieu.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 08:32 PM (488xF)



Walsh started out with the Good Trump, Bad Trump routine and now he's in Ralph Peters territory now. He really believes himself to be a pure and true conservative and Trump supporters are just blind to how bad Trump is. It's amazing how true conservatives support left wingers

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 20, 2019 09:03 PM (IDWxn)

323 282. he was a doctor so he had a 'legit medical reason' for grabbing their junk.
Posted by: kallisto at May 20, 2019 09:00 PM (eFRS+)

There's a doctor here in Louisiana that does physicals for commercial divers (of which I am one). He's had a reputation for decades for being waaaayyyyyy too into some guys' junk and buttholes than is necessary.

You have to get your prostate checked during a dive physical. For some guys, it's normal. Other guys have told me he reaches around, grabs your dick and pulls on it-- supposedly to check some involuntary reflex or other. Other people in the know all say the same thing: if you put this guy on a witness stand he could give you a 'legitimate' medical reason to do it. But that's not why he does it.

Posted by: Vanya at May 20, 2019 09:04 PM (U7voe)

324 you know who has a legit reason for grabbing your junk, or at least rubbing up against more than you would think is right?


your tailor, only way to get the inseam right.
Posted by: yankeefifth

Taylor Swift or James Taylor?

Posted by: Miklos, eyes narrowing at May 20, 2019 09:05 PM (QzkSJ)

325 your tailor, only way to get the inseam right.
Posted by: yankeefifth

Taylor Swift or James Taylor?

Posted by: Miklos, eyes narrowing at May 20, 2019 09:05 PM (QzkSJ)


Ohh Andy!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 20, 2019 09:06 PM (IDWxn)

326 There's a doctor here in Louisiana that does physicals for commercial divers (of which I am one). He's had a reputation for decades for being waaaayyyyyy too into some guys' junk and buttholes than is necessary.

Posted by: Vanya

----

Uh, haven't plenty of folks just 'disappeared' into the bayous for shit like that?

Posted by: Tonypete at May 20, 2019 09:07 PM (Y4EXg)

327 You have to get your prostate checked during a dive physical

Er. Why? I don't breathe through my prostate. Maybe *past* it if I'd had too many beans

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 20, 2019 09:07 PM (ykYG2)

328 You have to get your prostate checked during a dive physical


What if you're a female diver?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 20, 2019 09:07 PM (2DOZq)

329 John Wick also makes an insane amount of head shots. From close range. And in JW II we see the Continental Hotel in Rome operates exactly like the Continental in NY. That's mostly the best thing about JW II

Posted by: Blutarski at May 20, 2019 09:08 PM (+Tibp)

330 you know who has a legit reason for grabbing your junk, or at least rubbing up against more than you would think is right?

your tailor, only way to get the inseam right.
Posted by: yankeefifth

From The Public Enemy, 1931

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Whyks7Gp9E

Posted by: Vanya at May 20, 2019 09:08 PM (U7voe)

331 What if you're a female diver?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 20, 2019 09:07 PM (2DOZq

Breast exam

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 09:09 PM (pUDQf)

332 316 Leftcoast I live in Baltimore. I'm in the well armed part.
Posted by: mog smash at May 20, 2019 09:02 PM (qMjSx)


so, as long as you don't hurt any dogs, you're good!

I just looked it up.

Baltimorians.


Oh wait, there is an extra "i".

still, close!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 09:09 PM (sy5kK)

333 Sorry but John Wick is even less plausible than comicbook heros.

Posted by: Regular joe at May 20, 2019 09:10 PM (zMaZS)

334 What if you're a female diver?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation

-----

A thorough Dr. would spend much more time looking for it.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 20, 2019 09:10 PM (Y4EXg)

335 My e-mail works fine in my old Mac OS, but I have to boot into that at startup.
Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2019 08:47 PM (sdi6R)

Make a copy of your Thunderbird profile. I have no idea where it's kept on a Mac OS. Then put that copy somewhere where the Linux version of TB can access it, and then tell the Linux version to "import profile". I had to do that when I migrated ny Windows 7 TB to a new Win& install.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2019 09:10 PM (7njPr)

336 Mrs D drug me off to see John Wick so $21.00 of the domestic take is mine.
Hate Hollywood.
Good movie though. Worth it.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2019 09:10 PM (0tfLf)

337 What if you're a female diver?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 20, 2019 09:07 PM (2DOZq)

They get it too. Sphincter tone.

The physical is about making sure all the nerves connected to your spinal cord are within normal limits, so the doc can tell if you're permanently effed up if he sees you after you get bent.

Posted by: Vanya at May 20, 2019 09:10 PM (U7voe)

338
Christ Almighty.

Have you seen this??
WE paid for this shit.

Just click on it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2ppLtHbag4

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at May 20, 2019 09:10 PM (f1en5)

339 Prostate exam is a necessary evil. The rose petals and scented candles were very thoughtful, but when he leaned in and whispered, "You like that, don't you dirty boy," it seemed medically unnecessary.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 20, 2019 09:10 PM (H5knJ)

340 314 I set up the account as pop and had it autodetect. It worked with no encryption, encrypted password on incoming and normal password on outgoing. It will give you a warning, but just say you understand the risks and it will let you set it up.

Posted by: notsothoreau at May 20, 2019 09:01 PM (JKNZq)


317 I had to use the full email address for the username (this is an email for my own domain). Incoming port is 110, outgoing 587.

Posted by: notsothoreau at May 20, 2019 09:02 PM (JKNZq)


I tried all that and am still getting the same error message.

Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2019 09:10 PM (sdi6R)

341 Vanya that's um, disturbing.

Posted by: kallisto at May 20, 2019 09:11 PM (eFRS+)

342 329 John Wick also makes an insane amount of head shots. From close range. And in JW II we see the Continental Hotel in Rome operates exactly like the Continental in NY. That's mostly the best thing about JW II
Posted by: Blutarski at May 20, 2019 09:08 PM (+Tibp)


are there any woodpeckers in the Wick movies?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 09:11 PM (sy5kK)

343 Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 20, 2019 09:10 PM (H5knJ)

I missed this place.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 20, 2019 09:12 PM (ykYG2)

344 Uh, haven't plenty of folks just 'disappeared' into the bayous for shit like that?
Posted by: Tonypete at May 20, 2019 09:07 PM (Y4EXg)

Plenty of guys aren't the best diving doctor in the country.

Posted by: Vanya at May 20, 2019 09:12 PM (U7voe)

345 Sorry but John Wick is even less plausible than comicbook heros.
Posted by: Regular joe at May 20, 2019 09:10 PM (zMaZS)

So what?

Hollywood documentaries are less plausible than John Wick.

Nothing wrong with enjoying fantasy.

Posted by: Sjg at May 20, 2019 09:12 PM (gDSJf)

346 Hey everybody.

Seems like every era has its revenge pron flicks.

In the 1970s, there was the Death Wish and Dirty Harry flicks.

In the 1980s, Dirty Hary ended, but then there was Rambo and Die Hard.

In the 1990s, the Die Hard flicks continued, and the superhero genre started to gain steam.

In the 2000s, the superhero genre REALLY got up to speed.

And today, there's the John Wick series.

I'm sure I'm leaving a few franchises out...

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 09:12 PM (miE9U)

347 "Thunderbird failed to find the settings for your e-mail account"

Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2019 08:46 PM (sdi6R)



Thunderbird is not a go?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 20, 2019 09:12 PM (2RalS)

348 John Wick works well because the underworld assassin ring is cool. And the gun play is orgasmic. No cheating. No BS. Reeves learned the trade and displayed the skill that would make an operator proud.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 09:12 PM (pUDQf)

349 are there any woodpeckers in the Wick movies?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 09:11 PM (sy5kK)

*****

No. I heard Nurse R have them under contract.
There are a disturbingly large number of doves though.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2019 09:13 PM (0tfLf)

350 Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 20, 2019 09:10 PM (H5knJ)

The worst part is when you realize both of his hands are on your shoulders.

Posted by: Vanya at May 20, 2019 09:13 PM (U7voe)

351 One revenge pron flick I've been meaning to see forever, is Darkman.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 09:15 PM (miE9U)

352 I just tried setting up our comcast email as a pop account. No problems with it.

You could try importing the profile from the mac side. That assumes that you are using Thunderbird on the Mac. Here's the info: https://mzl.la/2PtInLt

Posted by: notsothoreau at May 20, 2019 09:15 PM (JKNZq)

353 There must be some other high tech way to assess nerve condition.

Posted by: kallisto at May 20, 2019 09:16 PM (eFRS+)

354 The worst part is when you realize both of his hands are on your shoulders.
Posted by: Vanya

Nah, that's just Joe being Joe.

Posted by: Miklos, on the lam from Delaware at May 20, 2019 09:16 PM (QzkSJ)

355 And today, there's the John Wick series.



I'm sure I'm leaving a few franchises out...

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 09:12 PM (miE9U)

=======


The Braveheart/Gladiator/Old Boy trilogy. [Okay, I made up that trilogy part ...]

Posted by: ShainS -- Adversity Score = -1600 (full Self-Reliance penalty) at May 20, 2019 09:16 PM (WqPYg)

356 Shain, yup, historical revenge pron.
Also of course, 300.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 09:17 PM (miE9U)

357 352 I just tried setting up our comcast email as a pop account. No problems with it.

You could try importing the profile from the mac side. That assumes that you are using Thunderbird on the Mac. Here's the info: https://mzl.la/2PtInLt

Posted by: notsothoreau at May 20, 2019 09:15 PM (JKNZq)


Nope, I'm using Mail on the Mac.

Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2019 09:17 PM (sdi6R)

358 I'd just like to go OT for a moment to say that I took the bread out of the oven ten minutes ago, and I have just now cut the heel off, slathered it in butter and am now eating it. And it is fugging awesome.

Carry on.

Posted by: Vanya at May 20, 2019 09:18 PM (U7voe)

359 Vanya, takes guts to share that.
A lot of folks here consider carbs the Democrats of food. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 09:19 PM (miE9U)

360 John Wick works well because the underworld assassin ring is cool. And the gun play is orgasmic. No cheating. No BS. Reeves learned the trade and displayed the skill that would make an operator proud.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 09:12 PM (pUDQf)

*****

The thing that I found that made me jump was how Hollywood has really nailed the sound of a bullet passing past your head. The rest of the movie is fantasy but the sounds nail it.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2019 09:19 PM (0tfLf)

361 Vanya, takes guts to share that.
A lot of folks here consider carbs the Democrats of food. ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 09:19 PM (miE9U)


That's crazy talk. Bread is the bread of life.

Posted by: DR.WTF at May 20, 2019 09:20 PM (aS1PU)

362
Walsh started out with the Good Trump, Bad Trump routine and now he's in Ralph Peters territory now. He really believes himself to be a pure and true conservative and Trump supporters are just blind to how bad Trump is. It's amazing how true conservatives support left wingers
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 20, 2019 09:03 PM (IDWxn)

Yep.. I listen to MeTV radio until Larry Elder comes on. Joe Walsh is tiresome and he has a whiney, wheedling voice.

Posted by: Gem at May 20, 2019 09:20 PM (XoAz8)

363 334 What if you're a female diver?

..

Then they check your husband's.

Posted by: WUT at May 20, 2019 09:20 PM (MAstk)

364 Carry on.
Posted by: Vanya at May 20, 2019 09:18 PM (U7voe

Oh yeah? I had Jim n Nicks BBQ chicken with white sauce and Mac and cheese for dinner.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 09:20 PM (pUDQf)

365 359
Vanya, takes guts to share that.

A lot of folks here consider carbs the Democrats of food. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 09:19 PM (miE9U)

======


Heh. Exactly what I was thinking. The wife made some wonderful-smelling breadstick-like buns for brauts yesterday and I had to pass on the bread (until I lose another 10 pounds). ;-)

Posted by: ShainS -- Adversity Score = -1600 (full Self-Reliance penalty) at May 20, 2019 09:20 PM (WqPYg)

366 A loaf lasts me a week. I limit my carbs, but you cannot powerlift on paleo or keto or whatever. Well, you can, but you'll never get anywhere.

Posted by: Vanya at May 20, 2019 09:20 PM (U7voe)

367 John Wick seems like kind of an updated James Bond of sorts. One likable man, against an army of underworld mobsters.

If only we could get a flick, John Wick 4: Vs the Deep State...

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 09:21 PM (miE9U)

368
I tried to set up an e-mail account on thunderbird yesterday

put all the right words and numbers in all the places; no joy

did this several times with no luck

did it again, except this time I clicked on "advanced set-up options" (or whatever it's called)

I did not change anything in the advanced set-up, just clicked OK

it hooked right up & recognized the account. I can receive, but cannot send as of yet (server times out)

Thunderbird on Linux Ubuntu 16.something.something

Posted by: AltonJackson Come to the MoMe In June link in nick at May 20, 2019 09:21 PM (26G1N)

369 DrWTF, true, bread tastes great. Democrats taste like shit, for obvious reasons.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 09:21 PM (miE9U)

370 I really liked that TV series a lot. Very low key hero. Edward Woodward was great. Good guy wins, bad guy gets what he deserves.


*long wistful sigh* I really miss the old days...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 08:20 PM (HaL55)

IIRC, there was only one episode where he actually shot the bad guy.

Posted by: Fox2! at May 20, 2019 09:22 PM (eN2PK)

371 The thing that I found that made me jump was how Hollywood has really nailed the sound of a bullet passing past your head. The rest of the movie is fantasy but the sounds nail it.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2019 09:19 PM (0tfLf)


Yup. Just the right ffffffffpppppp.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 09:23 PM (pUDQf)

372 I gotta find that YouTube John Wick parody where Keanu Reeves is murdered and his dog goes on a revenge killing spree.

Posted by: JuJuBee at May 20, 2019 09:23 PM (kQ8nA)

373 http://bit.ly/2WXNovw
*******
Retired FBI Agent Battles DOJ For McCabe's Texts and Emails. As DOJ Fights FOIA Request. - Sara A. Carter

Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 20, 2019 09:24 PM (BqBId)

374 313 you know who has a legit reason for grabbing your junk, or at least rubbing up against more than you would think is right?


your tailor, only way to get the inseam right.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2019 09:01 PM (MTjB1)



Sure thing Joey.

https://youtu.be/rjhjEi4pxxc

Posted by: buzzion at May 20, 2019 09:25 PM (WaxcS)

375 I'm exploring the truth of in vino veritas. I'm veritasing the shit out of myself.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 09:25 PM (JgA4k)

376 The thing that I found that made me jump was how Hollywood has really nailed the sound of a bullet passing past your head. The rest of the movie is fantasy but the sounds nail it.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2019 09:19 PM (0tfLf)


They can probably thank Christopher Lee.

Posted by: DR.WTF at May 20, 2019 09:26 PM (aS1PU)

377 I'm just Biden my time.

Posted by: Slow ham hand Joe at May 20, 2019 09:26 PM (kQ8nA)

378 372 I gotta find that YouTube John Wick parody where Keanu Reeves is murdered and his dog goes on a revenge killing spree.
Posted by: JuJuBee at May 20, 2019 09:23 PM (kQ8nA



I like the Avenger's comic book parody where they put the last Infinity stone in a dog and Thanos tears it apart to get it. Enter John Wick, "Hey guys, anyone seen my dog?"

Posted by: buzzion at May 20, 2019 09:27 PM (WaxcS)

379 IIRC, there was only one episode where he actually shot the bad guy.

That sounds about right.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 09:28 PM (HaL55)

380 Dethrones Avengers as Country's Biggest Movie

Dammit, we lost our ass to these Wick guys!

Posted by: Brie Larson at May 20, 2019 09:30 PM (dzJ3R)

381 I'll maybe watch it someday when it's free to me. Maybe.

#2 son and I watched "Journey to the West" the other night. That was fun.
And free.

Posted by: freaked at May 20, 2019 09:30 PM (UdKB7)

382 Hello

Posted by: ALH, Herself at May 20, 2019 09:31 PM (htgmn)

383 375 I'm exploring the truth of in vino veritas. I'm veritasing the shit out of myself.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 09:25 PM (JgA4k)


Don't hurt yourself, dear.

Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2019 09:32 PM (TdMsT)

Chick-Fil-A Becomes Nation's Third-Biggest Restaurant Chain

Plucky!

Actually, it's really the second biggest restaurant chain, among actual restaurants -- the #2 restaurant chain is Starbucks, and, you know, I mean, a biscotti and a Nina Simone compilation CD do not a restaurant make.

Wouldn't 7/11 be one of the biggest restaurants if we're counting pastry and coffee?

Anyway, the only legit restaurant ahead of Chick-Fil-A is the mighty McDonald's.

So, here's what Burger King is doing to claw back into relevance.

Over in Europe, leftists are "milkshaking" conservative people, or anyone they disagree with. "Milkshaking" is just throwing a milkshake at an unsuspecting person.

It's not the worst form of assault, but it is assault.

It's getting so common that police have asked restaurants not to sell milkshakes during political events:



So anyway, here's Burger King: Playfully endorsing leftist attacks on normal people.



Then they backtracked from their endorsement of political violence by the hard left:



Then what did you mean, assholes?

I got the context of Burger King's tweet -- following the picture of the store window announcing that police had asked them not to sell milkshakes -- from Tim Pool.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 07:01 PM




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1 2 in a day?

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at May 20, 2019 07:03 PM (9dQxE)

2 Good. Let the pickled chicken flow.....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 20, 2019 07:03 PM (Z+IKu)

3 MMMMMM. Chik Fil A

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at May 20, 2019 07:03 PM (9dQxE)

4 the world is a very stupid place

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 20, 2019 07:03 PM (d7Ww2)

5 Burger King seems to be run by idiots.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Memorial Day Special! AoS Brand Cuck Flensing Knives 50% off at The Outrage Outlet! at May 20, 2019 07:04 PM (hI/80)

6 Ace, does fasting ever make you crabby?

because I'm ferking crabby

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 20, 2019 07:04 PM (d7Ww2)

7 Milkshakes are too expensive to waste throwing at someone. That's just retarded. Only rich assholes throw milkshakes at people. Normal people throw ketchup that they got as free condiments.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 20, 2019 07:05 PM (vq6T3)

8 is this thing turned on?

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 20, 2019 07:06 PM (d7Ww2)

9 Peach Hate Shakes For The Win!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 07:06 PM (sy5kK)

10 Is there something in the water? Or have people just gone batshit crazy in the last 10 or 15 years? WTFO?

Posted by: Old Blue at May 20, 2019 07:06 PM (VNmG1)

11 the "milkshakes" you get at most fast food places are NASTY

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 20, 2019 07:06 PM (d7Ww2)

12 An enterprising gun store should tweet back:

"We're selling 1911As all weekend. Have fun. #justsaying"

Posted by: josephistan at May 20, 2019 07:06 PM (Izzlo)

13 I try to eat at Chick Fil A all the time if I have to eat fast food. Just downloaded the APP.

I support those who support me

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2019 07:06 PM (FwN37)

14 If I ate meat, I would BOYCOTT BURGER KING.

Sadly, I am a vegetarian. But I'l boycott them anyway.

Did I mention BOYCOTT BURGER KING?

Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 07:06 PM (5tb4C)

15 Yay. I want one where I live.

Posted by: LGoPs at May 20, 2019 07:06 PM (jYEmF)

16 Some clown on twitter said throwing a milkshake is not violence.

#TASTF

Posted by: golfman at May 20, 2019 07:07 PM (OE84+)

17 the "milkshakes" you get at most fast food places are NASTY

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 20, 2019 07:06 PM (d7Ww2)


I used to love McDonald's milkshakes. THey were awesome!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 20, 2019 07:07 PM (vq6T3)

18 Burger King also is into fake beef hamburgers. To hell with 'em.

Posted by: Furious George at May 20, 2019 07:07 PM (9vQJW)

19 Well actually, not where I live, because that's in my house and it would be awfully crowded.

Posted by: LGoPs at May 20, 2019 07:07 PM (jYEmF)

20 Hey everyone, I saw the photo of Nadler on the sidebar,...

I think I found Brie Larson's butt.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at May 20, 2019 07:07 PM (LWu6U)

21 "Burger King -- use our food to assault Normals!"

Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 07:08 PM (5tb4C)

22 I'm boycotting boycotts. Everybody sucks. Man has to eat and drink.

Posted by: E. Stan Bull at May 20, 2019 07:08 PM (B+t5k)

23 Wasn't there a song earlier this century where a girl is bragging about her "milkshake"? I thought that was slang for her breasts.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at May 20, 2019 07:08 PM (WwTrs)

24 If the throwing of milkshakes is okay, what happens when it is ratcheted up to urine or drano or sulphuric acid? Someone was given 28 days in jail for egging Corbyn but no arrest for throwing a milkshake on Tommy Robinson.

Posted by: museisluse at May 20, 2019 07:08 PM (YudWf)

25 I'm guessing that Lawless Fat Jerry Nadless has had his share of Peach Hate Shakes.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 07:08 PM (sy5kK)

26 "The McDonald's next to the Farage demo. Someone clearly got wind."

*titters from the back of the classroom*

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 07:08 PM (t+qrx)

27 "Burger King: It's for throwing, not eating!"

Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 07:08 PM (5tb4C)

28 Shake shake shake, shake shake shake

Shake your booty

Posted by: Kacee and the Funshine Band at May 20, 2019 07:08 PM (3AmWB)

29 I guess we could throw our milkshakes on Burger King employees to protest their tweet?


No?


That would be unfair. The counter jockeys and even the managers shouldn't bear the brunt of stupid social media execs.


But the execs should. It's too bad they feel they are safely isolated.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 20, 2019 07:08 PM (oVJmc)

30 Burger King Ammunition Depot and Woke Weapons Emporium.

Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 07:09 PM (5tb4C)

31 >>>6 Ace, does fasting ever make you crabby?

because I'm ferking crabby

...

sometimes. I had that more before I'd start burning fat. it's a low blood energy thing.

today i'm just dead tired from interrupted sleep.

Day 12 heading into 13 for me. What about you?

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 07:09 PM (PbpT7)

32 I sent Burger King an email today. I don't think I've ever even been in one of their crap joints but I didn't mention that when I said I'd never go in one again.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 20, 2019 07:09 PM (H8QX8)

33 Meh, just buy your shakes the week before and put them in the deep freeze.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 20, 2019 07:09 PM (1g7ch)

34 Do you know what the last group of writers of Game of Thrones consumed when they finished the screenplay?


Peach Hate Shakes!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 07:09 PM (sy5kK)

35 Is it an extra hatey hate crime if you throw a jamocha shake at someone?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2019 07:10 PM (Ct55T)

36 Leftists are incapable of having an intelligent conversation or debate with anyone who disagrees with them.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 07:10 PM (JgA4k)

37 >>Actually, it's really the second biggest restaurant chain, among actual restaurants -- the #2 restaurant chain is Starbucks, and, you know, I mean, a biscotti and a Nina Simone compilation CD do not a restaurant make.

Given the way you eat it does.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2019 07:10 PM (/tuJf)

38 zombie gal on fire today.

Posted by: E. Stan Bull at May 20, 2019 07:10 PM (B+t5k)

39 Are these Assault Shakes? With the thing that goes up?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 20, 2019 07:10 PM (3AmWB)

40 24 If the throwing of milkshakes is okay, what happens when it is ratcheted up to urine or drano or sulphuric acid? Someone was given 28 days in jail for egging Corbyn but no arrest for throwing a milkshake on Tommy Robinson.
Posted by: museisluse at May 20, 2019 07:08 PM (YudWf)


------
They used to throw pigs blood on people.

Posted by: MAGA at May 20, 2019 07:10 PM (I5LRE)

41 Serious question - people I trust universally say that some guy tossing a shake on them will be inviting an ass kicking.

I'm seeing some kvetching from, well, more tender hearted lads saying it's more mature and proper to just shrug it off.

I am very much in the former camp. Out of touch or not?

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at May 20, 2019 07:10 PM (IfYaq)

42 It's not the worst form of assault, but it is assault.

Yeah, that's an assault. These people are ignorant animals, just as the congressmorons who think they should impeach the president because they don't like the results of the '16 election are ignorant animals.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 20, 2019 07:10 PM (+lVUW)

43 Waffle fries make my dick hard

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 20, 2019 07:10 PM (41cY4)

44 We need to ban milkshakes.

For the chilluns....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 20, 2019 07:10 PM (Z+IKu)

45 The Burger King next to us closed because it sucked.

Posted by: mikeyG at May 20, 2019 07:10 PM (LL1Be)

46 Just be glad no one's thought of hucking those chicken fries at anyone yet.

Those things are freakin' lethal, dude.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2019 07:11 PM (Ct55T)

47 Do you know why Iran still is threatening the US, even after Obama sent them $1.6 Billion in Cash?



Because he didn't include any Peach Hate Shakes!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 07:11 PM (sy5kK)

48 23 Wasn't there a song earlier this century where a girl is bragging about her "milkshake"? I thought that was slang for her breasts.
Posted by: Pete in Texas


I think it was Fergie from the Black Eyed Pea -- yes?

"My milkshake brings the boys to the yard" -- meaning bouncing boobs.

Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 07:11 PM (5tb4C)

49 Burger King used to us the "chocolate color" logic with their milkshakes -- just enough chocolate to make it look chocolate, but not ever enough to taste.

They (used to - I have not been in years since I do not live in US anymore) do the same with their sodas. They have the syrup turned down so low they only have to refill every 4 years when they clean them.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at May 20, 2019 07:11 PM (LWu6U)

50 Day 12 heading into 13 for me. What about you?
Posted by: ace

day 3. and I'm not really hungry, just crabby

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 20, 2019 07:11 PM (d7Ww2)

51 They used to throw pigs blood on people.

Tell me about it.

Posted by: Zombie Carrie at May 20, 2019 07:11 PM (3AmWB)

52 Low carb milkshakes are easy to make. Heavy whipping cream plus three ice cubes, use a hand-blender to whip it up. Plus whatever flavorings you like. Lately I've been big on vanilla. I also got some DaVinci sugar free strawberry syrup so I've been having strawberry shakes (with a couple of chopped up real strawberries added in).

So simple.

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 07:11 PM (PbpT7)

53 And Chick-fil-a runs on only 6 days a week AND has very clean restaurants.

Posted by: MAGA at May 20, 2019 07:12 PM (I5LRE)

54 If the throwing of milkshakes is okay, what happens when it is ratcheted up to urine or drano or sulphuric acid? Someone was given 28 days in jail for egging Corbyn but no arrest for throwing a milkshake on Tommy Robinson.
Posted by: museisluse at May 20, 2019 07:08 PM (YudWf)

THAT was the differentiation in that dope's tweet.

Posted by: golfman at May 20, 2019 07:12 PM (OE84+)

55 The worst days as far as hunger and hanger are days 2-5.

Most people say day 3 and day 4.

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 07:12 PM (PbpT7)

56 FWIW... last evening, I had the brownie dough blizzard at the local Dairy Queen. It was pretty damn good.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 20, 2019 07:12 PM (AwVzI)

57 we need common sense milkshake reform!

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 20, 2019 07:12 PM (d7Ww2)

58 I'm delighted with Chik Fil A's great success in the face of intimidation and opposition. I like it when the good guys win.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 20, 2019 07:12 PM (lwiT4)

59 I am very much in the former camp. Out of touch or not?
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at May 20, 2019 07:10 PM (IfYaq)


Do you know absolutely, at that moment, that it's a milkshake? Are you a board-certified forensic milkshakeologist? Or are you just some guy who's just been assaulted with an unidentified liquid? There you go.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 07:12 PM (t+qrx)

60 Our Sri Lankan guests had their first Chick-fil-A and peach hate shakes today and loved them.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2019 07:12 PM (ptqGC)

61 And you think that over a million people would risk their lives, walk hundreds of miles, and nearly die to get to the United States?



Are you aware there are no Chik-Fil-A's in El Salvador?


Coincidence? I think NOT!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 07:12 PM (sy5kK)

62 39 Are these Assault Shakes? With the thing that goes up?
Posted by: Guy Smiley/i]

They used to call that "the straw." But then they banned straws too (seriously).

Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 07:12 PM (5tb4C)

63 If I were going to throw foodstuffs at someone I'd probably throw a hot apple pie or a burrito at them. Maybe a cream donut ... though I'd probably eat the cream donut before I threw it ... Or a pizza - being a disc I could probably hit someone with a pizza from 80 yards, but that is definitely a bit pricey.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 20, 2019 07:13 PM (vq6T3)

64 Kelis.

Bit of a one hit wonder IIRC.

Soooooooooo damn good looking though.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2019 07:13 PM (Ct55T)

65 44 We need to ban milkshakes.

For the chilluns....
Posted by: Hairyback Guy
_________

Uh, uh, commonsense milkshake, uh, safety measures.

Posted by: Low Information Ex-President at May 20, 2019 07:13 PM (9vQJW)

66 unitlaic

Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 07:13 PM (5tb4C)

67 Speaking of business news, some think this tweet supporting abortion on demand reveals a certain lack of self awareness by a certain interweb company about their own business model:

Pornhub ARIA
@Pornhub
Men shouldn't be making decisions about women's bodies

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 20, 2019 07:13 PM (+y/Ru)

68 Thanks hogmartin - just needed a status check.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at May 20, 2019 07:13 PM (IfYaq)

69 Universal background checks before you can buy that milkshake, bub.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 20, 2019 07:13 PM (3AmWB)

70 There's a Trump rally in Montoursville, PA if anyone cares.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 20, 2019 07:13 PM (kQs4Y)

71 I think it was Fergie from the Black Eyed Pea -- yes?

"My milkshake brings the boys to the yard" -- meaning bouncing boobs.
Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 07:11 PM (5tb4C)

Nope.

And don't care who it was.

Posted by: golfman at May 20, 2019 07:13 PM (OE84+)

72 LACTOSE INTOLERANCE!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2019 07:14 PM (Ct55T)

73 Only rich assholes throw milkshakes at people. Normal people throw ketchup that they got as free condiments.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair


Yeah, but tearing all those little packets to get enough to throw would be a pain in the butt.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 20, 2019 07:14 PM (+lVUW)

74 Is it a Hate Crime with Extra Hate if you throw a milkshake at a lactose-intolerant person?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 20, 2019 07:14 PM (3AmWB)

75 I'm delighted with Chik Fil A's great success in the face of intimidation and opposition. I like it when the good guys win.


Posted by: grammie winger at May 20, 2019 07:12 PM (lwiT4)


Me too grammie.

Posted by: LGoPs at May 20, 2019 07:14 PM (jYEmF)

76 41 Serious question - people I trust universally say that some guy tossing a shake on them will be inviting an ass kicking.

I'm seeing some kvetching from, well, more tender hearted lads saying it's more mature and proper to just shrug it off.

I am very much in the former camp. Out of touch or not?
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at May 20, 2019 07:10 PM (IfYaq)

I'm much more in the "Fuck you, war" camp of conservatism than the "That's not who we are" camp.

Posted by: josephistan at May 20, 2019 07:14 PM (Izzlo)

77 We do give our president some awesome toys.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2019 07:14 PM (/tuJf)

78 *waves*

Hi there, Eris!

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 07:14 PM (t+qrx)

79 Over in Europe, leftists are "milkshaking" conservative people, or
anyone they disagree with. "Milkshaking" is just throwing a milkshake at
an unsuspecting person.

It's not the worst form of assault, but it is assault.

It's getting so common that police have asked restaurants not to sell milkshakes during political events:



Maturity: how does it fucking work?


Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 07:14 PM (HaL55)

80 I love how Burger King implicitly endorses the freedom to buy and hurl milkshakes at speakers but has nothing to say about the free speech of the milk-shake target.

What the childish ingrates who run these companies don't understand is that they are profoundly morally obligated to our nation and our values which have enabled them to exist and prosper. They are taking the side of wanna-be totalitarians who would not be so accommodating to their capitalist needs.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 20, 2019 07:14 PM (H8QX8)

81 Ok, so I missed the open thread below by a minute to post this.

The SC today ruled that the 1868 treaty the US signed with the Crow nation in Wyoming allows them to take unlimited game in the area and the ability to hunt off the reservation in taking this unlimited game.

The case before them was of a member of the Crow tribe in Wyoming, and former game warden for the tribe, who followed a group of bull elk off of the reservation and killed multiples of them. When arrested and charged by the state of Wyoming, he cited this treaty. He lost in the state court, but then prevailed today at the SC where Gorsuch joined the usual weasel leftist judges in this ruling.

This means that the 11 or 12 other tribes involved in this treaty may also now start unlimited taking of game off reservation land, with no limits, no season, no rules , no regs. As opposed to the taxpaying non tribal residents who will not only be regulated, but will probably end up even more restricted in order to compensate for the new found anything goes for Indian tribes as far as hunting is concerned.

SCI had filed a friend of the court brief in the case and in a statement I don't understand, says that the ruling also allows Wyoming to continue to demonstrate a need to regulate game hunting to conserve game. To who, I don't know.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 20, 2019 07:14 PM (hdg/u)

82 Anyway, the only legit restaurant ahead of Chick-Fil-A is the mighty McDonald's.

Just what I commented the other day! (Ace must be reading my comments. No charge. )

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids at May 20, 2019 07:15 PM (jTv1/)

83 But CFA's so triggering. So hurtful for marginalized people.

I can't even.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 20, 2019 07:15 PM (5+4v7)

84 Uh, uh, Nurse Ratched, uh. I didn't mean to go all Fareed Zakaria on you. Or Doris Kearns Goodwin. Or Molly Ivins.

That wouldn't be in alignment with my values.

Posted by: Low Information Ex-President at May 20, 2019 07:15 PM (9vQJW)

85 Burger Clown is now just a shelf for sub-par fast food with a side of political commentary. Brilliant.
Second look at Jack In The Box?

Posted by: Jack-In-The-Box at May 20, 2019 07:15 PM (CsvE8)

86 52 Low carb milkshakes are easy to make. Heavy whipping cream plus three ice cubes, use a hand-blender to whip it up. Plus whatever flavorings you like. Lately I've been big on vanilla. I also got some DaVinci sugar free strawberry syrup so I've been having strawberry shakes (with a couple of chopped up real strawberries added in).

So simple.

Posted by: ace


Lotsa companies now also make "protein powder for smoothies" specifically designed to mix in low-carb shakes. Some are quite tasty.

Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 07:15 PM (5tb4C)

87 LACTOSE INTOLERANCE!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2019 07:14 PM (Ct55T)


I will not suffer those who lack toes. Fucking gimps.

Posted by: LGoPs at May 20, 2019 07:16 PM (jYEmF)

88 If I get a milkshake thrown on me there is going to be an ambulance call for the SOB that I beat the hell out of. My favorite flavor of milkshake is CURBSTOMP.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 20, 2019 07:16 PM (pw+jk)

89 I can't even.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 20, 2019 07:15 PM (5+4v7)


*fidgets*

So... not gonna eat that, then? No?

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 07:16 PM (t+qrx)

90 It's all fun in games until a milkshake takes someone's eye out...

Posted by: steevy at May 20, 2019 07:16 PM (AjVAj)

91 BK 's social media person is full of fail.

To be fair I think only Wendy's has a clever Twitterer.

Chik Fil A just concentrates on serving yummy chicken, politely.

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at May 20, 2019 07:17 PM (dm05u)

92 I'm much more in the "Fuck you, war" camp of conservatism than the "That's not who we are" camp.
Posted by: josephistan at May 20, 2019 07:14 PM (Izzlo)

Guess you won't be getting any of that sweet campaign cash.

Posted by: golfman at May 20, 2019 07:17 PM (OE84+)

93 >>>
Lotsa companies now also make "protein powder for smoothies" specifically designed to mix in low-carb shakes. Some are quite tasty.

yeah that could work too. I specifically got a sugar free "fudge" flavored protein powder to make chocolate milkshakes with. I didn't even need the protein powder, I just wanted the powder for flavor.

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 07:17 PM (PbpT7)

94 Hi Hogmartin!

*waves back*

I'm definitely in the "shoving a lava-filled hot apple pie in the face of milkshake tosser" camp.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 20, 2019 07:17 PM (kQs4Y)

95 If they would just tase the living fvck out of the milkshake throwers that would probably stop pretty quickly.

The fact is that this idea that people cannot be held liable for their actions and justifiably punished in real time has really taken a toll on society. All these twerps who were never spanked are running amok among decent people.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 20, 2019 07:17 PM (vq6T3)

96 You can throw anything at anybody. Does that mean we have to ban all the things now? We're going to straight up ban the entire category of "objects"? Or maybe just fasten everything to the ground with a series of tech screws and lag bolts?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2019 07:17 PM (Ct55T)

97 Pornhub ARIA
@Pornhub
Men shouldn't be making decisions about women's bodies
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 20, 2019 07:13 PM (+y/Ru)

You know, I'm so tired of hearing this stupid canard. Men aren't making decisions about women's bodies. They are making decisions about their children. They are deciding between killing a child or insisting the child be nurtured to completion of birth.

And yes, that's rich coming from Porn Hub.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 20, 2019 07:17 PM (hdg/u)

98 10 Is there something in the water? Or have people just gone batshit crazy in the last 10 or 15 years? WTFO?
Posted by: Old Blue


I do think that people on the left got worse after Obama was elected. Hannity had something with the messiah stuff. They think of Obama as the messiah, and they, his followers, are doing the messiah's work.
Sanctimonious and self-righteous only scratches the surface of their lunacy.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 20, 2019 07:17 PM (+lVUW)

99 I looked up the ingredients for beyond meat, it was surprising actually.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 20, 2019 07:17 PM (41cY4)

100 Trump rally in PA

https://tinyurl.com/yyxq54u7

Posted by: redridinghood at May 20, 2019 07:17 PM (RBOtF)

101 Oh, this is one of those tarmac rallies.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 20, 2019 07:18 PM (3AmWB)

102 btw, even tho I bought that protein powder, I forgot to use it.

See, during fasts, I buy things off Amazon to eat later and sometimes I just forget what the hell I bought. I get a little crazy buying spices and weird shit for recipes I never make.

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 07:18 PM (PbpT7)

103 92 I'm much more in the "Fuck you, war" camp of conservatism...
Posted by: josephistan at May 20, 2019 07:14 PM (Izzlo)


Pretty small camp. But I'm with you.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 20, 2019 07:18 PM (H8QX8)

104 11 the "milkshakes" you get at most fast food places are NASTY
Posted by: nurse ratched


You have to go to a diner that makes them from ice cream AND has malt.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 20, 2019 07:18 PM (+lVUW)

105 I stopped going to BK long before they got #woke. Their Whoppers have degraded so badly they're basically a bigger White Castle ratburger with a few more condiments.

Mickey D's and Wendy's have nothing to brag about either.

Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2019 07:18 PM (0Ntuf)

106 Oh, FFS, i had actually forgotten about the "Unhappy Meal" fiasco....

Sweet Buddha in a wheelchair, why can't these dicks just shut up and microwave their damn burgers in peace?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2019 07:19 PM (Ct55T)

107 Sanctimonious and self-righteous only scratches the surface of their lunacy.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 20, 2019 07:17 PM (+lVUW)


Which is chilling. That's the kind of thinking that leads to mass killings.

Posted by: LGoPs at May 20, 2019 07:19 PM (jYEmF)

108 Some see a Peach, some see Hate.


What do those people see with a Zucchini?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 07:19 PM (sy5kK)

109 71 I think it was Fergie from the Black Eyed Pea -- yes?

"My milkshake brings the boys to the yard" -- meaning bouncing boobs.
Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 07:11 PM (5tb4C)

Nope.

And don't care who it was.
Posted by: golfman


Apparently it's someone named "Kelis." Never heard of her.

Mid-sized boobs, but unrestrained raunchiness:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGL2rytTraA

Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 07:19 PM (5tb4C)

110 "No milkshakes? OK, we'll throw bricks!!"

https://twitter.com/nickmon1112

Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2019 07:19 PM (W+vEI)

111 You can throw anything at anybody. Does that mean we have to ban all the things now? We're going to straight up ban the entire category of "objects"? Or maybe just fasten everything to the ground with a series of tech screws and lag bolts?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2019 07:17 PM (Ct55T)


Just cut everyone's arms off. Easy-peasy.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 20, 2019 07:19 PM (vq6T3)

112 low carb gyro recipe


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8vaJaFCFYA

another recipe i saw suggested mixing in five strips of cooked bacon to increase fat content.

Yeah I'm gonna eat the fuck out of some gyros when I'm done with this fast.

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 07:19 PM (PbpT7)

113 It's not like men having anything to do with women getting pregnant....

Posted by: steevy at May 20, 2019 07:19 PM (AjVAj)

114 I get 2 of the plain double stack burgers from Wendy's and throw away the bun.

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at May 20, 2019 07:19 PM (dm05u)

115 Sweet Buddha in a wheelchair, why can't these dicks just shut up and microwave their damn burgers in peace?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2019 07:19 PM (Ct55T)

Wha???

Posted by: ESPN at May 20, 2019 07:20 PM (OE84+)

116

Are they allowed to call it a "milkshake" if it has no actual milk in it? I thought a lot of places just call them "shakes" for that very reason?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 20, 2019 07:20 PM (aKsyK)

117 Do you know what the last group of writers of Game of Thrones consumed when they finished the screenplay?





Peach Hate Shakes!



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 07:09 PM (sy5kK)


If a Chick-fil-a wrapped could be spotted in a background, all hell would break loose. Anyone good with photoshop?

Posted by: mugiwara at May 20, 2019 07:20 PM (kVT3g)

118 104 11 the "milkshakes" you get at most fast food places are NASTY
Posted by: nurse ratched

You have to go to a diner that makes them from ice cream AND has malt.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 20, 2019 07:18 PM (+lVUW)


You mean a diner, circa 1967?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 07:20 PM (sy5kK)

119 92 I'm much more in the "Fuck you, war" camp of conservatism...

Posted by: josephistan at May 20, 2019 07:14 PM (Izzlo)

===
Me too brother. All out war, no quarter.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 20, 2019 07:21 PM (pw+jk)

120 Since Booger King finds it funny for someone to throw a shake at me, surely they'll just die laughing when I throw a brick through their window.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 20, 2019 07:21 PM (hjaPQ)

121 104 11 the "milkshakes" you get at most fast food places are NASTY

Posted by: nurse ratched

You have to go to a diner that makes them from ice cream AND has malt.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 20, 2019 07:18 PM (+lVUW)

The "shakes" you get at a fast food joint are basically a thinner version of the "frozen custard" squeezed out at a Dairy Queen.

A real milkshake at a diner uses a Hamilton Beach stainless steel cup under the mixer. For some reason that steel cup makes a difference and the taste is worth the wait.

Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2019 07:21 PM (0Ntuf)

122 We have an annual or so report in local media about local restaurants that do poorly on health inspections. Many feel this is unfair because many of the violations are minor in nature. In response, the local paper ran a story about restaurants that had perfect scores. They were 7/11 on the highway, 29 Road Stop and Go . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 20, 2019 07:22 PM (+y/Ru)

123 Which is chilling. That's the kind of thinking that leads to mass killings.

Posted by: LGoPs at May 20, 2019 07:19 PM (jYEmF)

The Left is always just one turn of the dial away from that.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 20, 2019 07:22 PM (H8QX8)

124 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 20, 2019 07:20 PM (aKsyK)

Media doing what they do.

Accuracy. Schmaccuracy

Posted by: golfman at May 20, 2019 07:22 PM (OE84+)

125 So, why does the Left still get away with the "WE HATE CORPORATIONS!!!" charade when it's obvious that they're all in their back pocket now?

Posted by: Hikaru at May 20, 2019 07:22 PM (pgXNG)

126 Old and busted: glitter bombs
The new hawtness: "lactose against intolerance" milkshakes

I saw the pics of Sargon getting milkshaked. They do get he feeds off this stuff and that it helps his point and makes them look like fools? Right?

And thanks for the easy low carb recipe Ace! Will try.

Posted by: LizLem at May 20, 2019 07:22 PM (hvf9s)

127 Borger King and their King of Bling can go get eviscerated.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2019 07:22 PM (cxvn3)

128 NY Post: An adult film star who previously alleged an extramarital affair with Donald Trump now says in a statement the affair never happened.

A lawyer for porn actress Stormy Daniels confirmed his client's statement Tuesday. Daniels' real name is Stephanie Clifford.

Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2019 07:22 PM (cF8AT)

129 There used to be a newsstand/bookstore in Eastown in Grand Rapids called Socrates, sold milkshakes. Like a coffee bar in a bookstore, only it had a big f-off milkshake mixer. All kinds of flavors. Made them right there, the real thing, ice cream, malt, syrups, whipped cream. That morning's newspapers from all around the world, chess tables, books, and milkshakes all day every day.

*gaze drifts to middle distance*

Well anyhow, thanks for letting me share.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 07:22 PM (t+qrx)

130 Burger King is the low rung of the totem pole for fast food.

Dirty, nasty stores with dirty, nasty people working there serving dirty, nasty food to dirty, nasty customers.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 20, 2019 07:22 PM (Z+IKu)

131 The "You're not in this category so you can't comment on this category" is so dumb. Extend that out to any other group.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 20, 2019 07:23 PM (lwiT4)

132
so they're laughing it off as harmless fun & games "it's just a milkshake, lol"

what happens when it escalates & some malcontent spikes the milkshake with acid or some such?

the victim is expecting some humiliation & dry cleaning expense; and instead is seriously injured

do we have to start extending the molotov cocktail protocol to milkshakes as well?

Posted by: AltonJackson Come to the MoMe In June link in nick at May 20, 2019 07:23 PM (26G1N)

133 Already escalated to throwing bricks, slashing tires. Note that "journalists" are also cheering this on.

https://twitter.com/nickmon1112/status/

1130546517398511617

Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2019 07:23 PM (W+vEI)

134 100 Trump rally in PA

https://tinyurl.com/yyxq54u7
Posted by: redridinghood at May 20, 2019 07:17 PM (RBOtF)

101 Oh, this is one of those tarmac rallies.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 20, 2019 07:18 PM (3AmWB)


Ol' Scranton Joe can only seethe and fap.

There are more people that drove to the Trump rally and decided to go home when they saw the line to get in, than all participants of all Biden rallies combined.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 07:23 PM (sy5kK)

135 Burger Sling.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at May 20, 2019 07:23 PM (IfYaq)

136 As far as I'm concerned, every blue checkmark on Twitter cheering or laughing at all the milkshake assaults should be drenched head-to-toe in milkshake any time they're out in public until this bullshit stops.

It's the only way.

Posted by: Kensington at May 20, 2019 07:24 PM (y87jW)

137 Serious question - people I trust universally say that some guy tossing a shake on them will be inviting an ass kicking.

Biggest drawback to a good and proper ass-kicking: your hands may be wet from the milkshake.

But yeah, that deserves a beatdown. And if it happens to a Seasoned Citizen down here, it's an automatic felony. Being 29 has its advantages sometimes. Of course, you'd need to catch the perp first.
Oh, I just thought of something: couldn't you effect a Citizen's Arrest then? I'd sure do it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 07:24 PM (HaL55)

138 128 ... Daniels' real name is Stephanie Clifford.

Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2019 07:22 PM (cF8AT)


Klavan?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2019 07:24 PM (zBaqJ)

139 Burger King sucks anyways and always has.

Posted by: DaveA at May 20, 2019 07:24 PM (FhXTo)

140 >>>what happens when it escalates & some malcontent spikes the milkshake with acid or some such?

what happens when I play the knockout game with a milkshake thrower? Will police and judges treat my counterattack as no big whoop too?

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 07:24 PM (PbpT7)

141 Just cut everyone's arms off. Easy-peasy.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 20, 2019 07:19 PM


That would have saved me my press pass.

Posted by: James Accosta at May 20, 2019 07:24 PM (uTwcY)

142 131 The "You're not in this category so you can't comment on this category" is so dumb. Extend that out to any other group.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 20, 2019 07:23 PM (lwiT4)

You can't say anything about gun laws if you don't own a gun.

You can't have any opinion on property taxes if you don't own property.

You can't say anything about school taxes if you don't have kids.

You can't say anything about anything if you're a dipshit braindead NPC.

(OK, i just snuck that last one in there for fun....)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2019 07:24 PM (Ct55T)

143 We have an annual or so report in local media about local restaurants that do poorly on health inspections. Many feel this is unfair because many of the violations are minor in nature. In response, the local paper ran a story about restaurants that had perfect scores. They were 7/11 on the highway, 29 Road Stop and Go . . .
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 20, 2019 07:22 PM (+y/Ru)

Golflady inspects restaurants. The chains are, by far; the most clean and have the best food handling practices.

Posted by: golfman at May 20, 2019 07:25 PM (OE84+)

144 Nina Simone compilation CD at Starbucks.
That's so on time.
She hate white people.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 20, 2019 07:25 PM (gH2RJ)

145 11 the "milkshakes" you get at most fast food places are NASTY
Posted by: nurse ratched

One should take a look at the ingredients in a regular McDonalds milkshake. A choc shake not only is 530 Cal. for a small, but contains yummy stuff such as glycerin, mono and diglycerides, corn syrup, caragheenan, guar gum, fruit and vegetable juice for coloring-not joking- and potassium sorbate and salt. And their website warns you it might contain eggs, etc. from the machine if the store also serves Egg Nog shakes

Posted by: Jen the original at May 20, 2019 07:25 PM (hdg/u)

146 141 Just cut everyone's arms off. Easy-peasy.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 20, 2019 07:19 PM

That would have saved me my press pass.
Posted by: James Accosta at May 20, 2019 07:24 PM (uTwcY)



"Pfft"

- - Michelle Fields

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2019 07:25 PM (zBaqJ)

147 93 >>>
Lotsa companies now also make "protein powder for smoothies" specifically designed to mix in low-carb shakes. Some are quite tasty.

yeah that could work too. I specifically got a sugar free "fudge" flavored protein powder to make chocolate milkshakes with. I didn't even need the protein powder, I just wanted the powder for flavor.

Posted by: ace


The ones I have are admittedly pretentious organic/hipster/ brands like Navitas and Kuli Kuli, with ingredients like Goji Berries and Wheat Grass and Moringa and so on. Pricey, pretentious -- but pretty good, I must admit.

Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 07:25 PM (5tb4C)

148
Burger King calls it a milkshake on their tweet.
On the official site it's called a shake.
Maybe because the two main ingredients are milk and soy.

Posted by: YIKES! at May 20, 2019 07:26 PM (t6XCL)

149 Dang, and I personally prefer BK to McDonald's.

It's more about aesthetics than food: Most McD's have gone to that stupid internet-cafe style for their locations and ruined the previous kitschy individuality, and I hate it. BK joints tend to feel more at-home, the older ones anyway.

Why do you do this to me, burger restaurants??? *shakes fists angrily*

Posted by: Dr. T at May 20, 2019 07:26 PM (2PXwn)

150 Day 12 heading into 13 for me. What about you?

Posted by: ace

Sorry but what the hell are you doing? Fasting as in not eating while still trying to maintain a 5 or 4 out of 7 workout routine? Not smart. I get the 5 day non-carbo slippin' into ketosis shit, weekends are for woopie stuff - done that. But 13 or 14 days straight of low calorie intake is simply not healthy. Do a three day or two day routine per week of low calorie then regular intake the rest of the week and cut the work out back to 2 or 3 days of light shit or you are going to have a barbell bounce off your noggin when you gas out on the third set.

Posted by: Boswell at May 20, 2019 07:26 PM (32YRo)

151 A real milkshake at a diner uses a Hamilton Beach stainless steel cup under the mixer. For some reason that steel cup makes a difference and the taste is worth the wait.
Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2019 07:21 PM (0Ntuf)



That's correct!

kbdabear knows his shakes, and his gifs.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 07:26 PM (sy5kK)

152 My favorite menu item at Chick Fil A is the Frozen Lemonade, especially in the summer months. Reminds a lot of the old Orange Julius recipe.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2019 07:26 PM (V2Yro)

153 Chick-fil-a is the bomb. Best fast food around.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 07:26 PM (NWiLs)

154 Burger King's food is awful. Who would eat that crap?

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 20, 2019 07:26 PM (dUJdY)

155 Burger King is ass burgers anyway.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 20, 2019 07:27 PM (t6MX/)

156 NY Post: An adult film star who previously alleged an extramarital affair with Donald Trump now says in a statement the affair never happened.
A lawyer for porn actress Stormy Daniels confirmed his client's statement Tuesday. Daniels' real name is Stephanie Clifford.
Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2019 07:22 PM (cF8AT)
~~~~~

Holy. Crap.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 20, 2019 07:27 PM (NtglE)

157 >>>Sorry but what the hell are you doing? Fasting as in not eating while still trying to maintain a 5 or 4 out of 7 workout routine? Not smart

I'm not working out during it.

I have worked out before during fasts but not this time.

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 07:27 PM (PbpT7)

158 the world is a very stupid place
Posted by: nurse ratched
---------

It's merely populated by stupid people.

Free-roaming large predators used to take care of this problem.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2019 07:27 PM (xSo9G)

159 I never believed germaphobe Trump would fuck a pornstar.

Posted by: steevy at May 20, 2019 07:27 PM (AjVAj)

160
How are the hate frozen key-lime drinks?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2019 07:27 PM (X3lUd)

161 Anime fans-

MomoCon in Atlanta this Friday and Saturday will have Shinji Aramaki.

Alas I have to work.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2019 07:27 PM (cxvn3)

162 NY Post: An adult film star who previously alleged an extramarital affair with Donald Trump now says in a statement the affair never happened.

A lawyer for porn actress Stormy Daniels confirmed his client's statement Tuesday. Daniels' real name is Stephanie Clifford.


Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2019 07:22 PM (cF8AT)

You know who she owes an apology to first? Melania. And I would like for Melania to throw one big ass milkshake on that scuzzball.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 20, 2019 07:28 PM (hdg/u)

163 Last time I was in a Burger King they sold slushies and not milkshakes.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at May 20, 2019 07:28 PM (0V/8D)

164 How this works for me. Throw something at me and I will turn the other cheek BUT then I will follow you home and take my vengeance.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2019 07:28 PM (IOquy)

165 >>>But 13 or 14 days straight of low calorie intake is simply not healthy.

zero calorie, man. I said a fast, not a diet.

The only calories I've had were about 20 calories from metamucil a couple of times (to avoid... issues) and whatever calories are in a little apple cider vinegar.

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 07:28 PM (PbpT7)

166 128 NY Post: An adult film star who previously alleged an extramarital affair with Donald Trump now says in a statement the affair never happened.

A lawyer for porn actress Stormy Daniels confirmed his client's statement Tuesday. Daniels' real name is Stephanie Clifford.

Posted by: Tami


Are you f'ing KIDDING ME???

After ALL THAT, she finally backs down????? And admits it was all a lie???????

Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 07:28 PM (5tb4C)

167 How are the hate frozen key-lime drinks?

---

Fantastic. A little more tart than the lemonade. Very refreshing.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at May 20, 2019 07:29 PM (IfYaq)

168 Rally in PA has started...

Live stream choices here...

https://tinyurl.com/ztw6qrj

Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2019 07:29 PM (cF8AT)

169 Sorry but what the hell are you doing? Fasting as in not eating while still trying to maintain a 5 or 4 out of 7 workout routine? Not smart. I get the 5 day non-carbo slippin' into ketosis shit, weekends are for woopie stuff - done that. But 13 or 14 days straight of low calorie intake is simply not healthy. Do a three day or two day routine per week of low calorie then regular intake the rest of the week and cut the work out back to 2 or 3 days of light shit or you are going to have a barbell bounce off your noggin when you gas out on the third set.
Posted by: Boswell at May 20, 2019 07:26 PM (32YRo)

Our fearless leader would like to eventually break the record of 392 days without eating, methinks.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 20, 2019 07:29 PM (pgXNG)

170 This all reminds me - is it time for Chick-Fil-A peach shakes yet? Like everything about the place, but only go a few times a year, and several of those are during peach-shake season.


And ace I had started to talk about this end of last thread. Several non racist-authoritarian candidates in the UK have been hit with shakes and had more dangerous stuff thrown at them. Nice, 193Os-ish Berlin street vibe to much of the west these days.


Related, somewhere I saw very creepy go-pro type video of a New Zealander talking with police at his front door. Apparently they came to "talk with him" about social media posting related to the mosque massacre.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 20, 2019 07:29 PM (QDnY+)

171 How are the hate frozen key-lime drinks?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2019 07:27 PM (X3lUd)

Great.

Not so much with beer, so I just had a sip.

Posted by: golfman at May 20, 2019 07:29 PM (OE84+)

172 >>>Our fearless leader would like to eventually break the record of 392 days without eating, methinks.


well no but when I get to 14 days, I'm planning on committing to 21 days.

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 07:29 PM (PbpT7)

173 >>NY Post: An adult film star who previously alleged an extramarital affair with Donald Trump now says in a statement the affair never happened.
A lawyer for porn actress Stormy Daniels confirmed his client's statement Tuesday. Daniels' real name is Stephanie Clifford.
Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2019 07:22 PM (cF8AT)


Oh.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2019 07:30 PM (/tuJf)

174 Check out the guy in the brick wall suit.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 20, 2019 07:30 PM (kQs4Y)

175 He brought some guy on stage that's wearing a sport coat that looks like bricks....for the wall.

Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2019 07:30 PM (cF8AT)

176 It's more about aesthetics than food: Most McD's have gone to that stupid internet-cafe style for their locations and ruined the previous kitschy individuality, and I hate it. BK joints tend to feel more at-home, the older ones anyway.
--------

Local McD's just plain sucks. The food, the service. The coffee is the only thing worth having.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2019 07:30 PM (xSo9G)

177 LOL Trump brings guy with a brick wall sports coat up on stage with him.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 20, 2019 07:30 PM (NtglE)

178 Since Booger King finds it funny for someone to throw a shake at me,
surely they'll just die laughing when I throw a brick through their
window.

--

Make sure you spray paint #justsaying on the outside wall.

Posted by: Lady in Black, Death to the Man Bun at May 20, 2019 07:30 PM (JoUsr)

179 Welcome to Ace's personal war against the fat cell.

Will he win?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2019 07:30 PM (IOquy)

180 As far as I'm concerned, every blue checkmark on Twitter cheering or laughing at all the milkshake assaults should be drenched head-to-toe in milkshake any time they're out in public until this bullshit stops.

It's the only way.
Posted by: Kensington


Yep.

In the face. With a frozen one every morning.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 20, 2019 07:30 PM (cXV7n)

181
potassium sorbate

Hey! My company makes potassium sorbate. You should double up on it. Your body will live longer than you do.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2019 07:30 PM (X3lUd)

182 At least when I go to Chick Fil A, they smile at me

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2019 07:30 PM (FwN37)

183
A real milkshake at a diner uses a Hamilton Beach stainless steel cup under the mixer. For some reason that steel cup makes a difference and the taste is worth the wait.
Posted by: kbdabear


http://www.oasisdiner.com/

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 20, 2019 07:30 PM (aKsyK)

184 >>>You can't say anything about gun laws if you don't own a gun.

You can't have any opinion on property taxes if you don't own property.

You can't say anything about school taxes if you don't have kids.

You can't say anything about anything if you're a dipshit braindead NPC.

(OK, i just snuck that last one in there for fun....)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2019 07:24 PM (Ct55T)
--------------


I think I like those. Except;
You can't say anything about taxes unless you pay them.

and

You can't vote unless you pay taxes.


Posted by: Braenyard at May 20, 2019 07:31 PM (gH2RJ)

185 155 Burger King is ass burgers anyway.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 20, 2019 07:27 PM (t6MX/)

The preferred term is "on the spectrum."

Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 07:31 PM (NWiLs)

186 >>>179 Welcome to Ace's personal war against the fat cell.

Will he win?

..

Like Stacy Abrams, i've already won.

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 07:31 PM (PbpT7)

187 There's a hamburger stand down the road from me. They serve the best milkshakes I've ever had in my life. I think they churn their own ice cream. I dream about these shakes. I allowed myself one last week and gained a pound and a half. End of shakes.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 20, 2019 07:31 PM (lwiT4)

188 SCI had filed a friend of the court brief in the
case and in a statement I don't understand, says that the ruling also
allows Wyoming to continue to demonstrate a need to regulate game
hunting to conserve game. To who, I don't know.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 20, 2019 07:14 PM (hdg/u)



It's a treaty signed by the United States of America, it supersedes state laws. Sucks, but that's how treaties work.

Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scamper at May 20, 2019 07:31 PM (fdTrp)

189 167 How are the hate frozen key-lime drinks?

---

Fantastic. A little more tart than the lemonade. Very refreshing.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at May 20, 2019 07:29 PM (IfYaq)

you'll hate them so much you'll like them.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 07:31 PM (sy5kK)

190 I'm not seeing any links to this Stormy Daniels story. Did Trump ever deny sleeping with her?

Posted by: Kensington at May 20, 2019 07:31 PM (y87jW)

191 IDK Ace.. I worry about you. I think I need to come over there and take you up on the pancake offer. But first...

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 20, 2019 07:31 PM (dUJdY)

192 Throw a shake or give the target a bag with 3 burritos from Taco Bell's value menu? Both are going to leave a mark (on your clothes).

Posted by: East Bay Jay at May 20, 2019 07:32 PM (Lg/Uq)

193 Golfman - including Chipotle? (well, now, I suppose, they'd be Japan-like in their cleanliness).

Posted by: rhomboid at May 20, 2019 07:32 PM (QDnY+)

194 The Business they do at the Chick Fil A outside the gates at NSA Pensacola is amazing

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2019 07:32 PM (FwN37)

195 Peach hate shakes are here for the summer.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2019 07:32 PM (ptqGC)

196 Yeah one scoop of protein powder will flavor a whole thermos. I'm filling mine with callagen peptides, cocoa powder ( for sports performance and heart health) and some almond milk. Almost zero carbs.

Posted by: Max Power at May 20, 2019 07:32 PM (QCc6B)

197 Are you f'ing KIDDING ME???

After ALL THAT, she finally backs down????? And admits it was all a lie???????

Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 07:28 PM (5tb4C)

I think she's gonna go with the story that it was Avenatti who was pushing it all along. (and he's gonna spend the rest of his life in federal prison)

But - and this is gonna sound non-woke or whatever, but something that all sensible people in all cultures have always knows is that you just don't pay a lot of attention to what whores say. And no, she is not a "sex worker" or "entertainer" - she's just a nasty worn out whore, who for her entire life has done and said anything for a dollar.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2019 07:32 PM (V2Yro)

198 165 >>>But 13 or 14 days straight of low calorie intake is simply not healthy.

zero calorie, man. I said a fast, not a diet.

The only calories I've had were about 20 calories from metamucil a couple of times (to avoid... issues) and whatever calories are in a little apple cider vinegar.

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 07:28 PM (PbpT7)

Why would you have...issues when you're fasting? Honest question.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 07:32 PM (JgA4k)

199 Burger King keeps sending me coupons I eat Burger King.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 20, 2019 07:32 PM (gH2RJ)

200 I see The Killer is back on Jeopardy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2019 07:32 PM (xSo9G)

201 Like Stacy Abrams, i've already won.
Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 07:31 PM (PbpT7)

Proof he's become delirious.

Ace, have you ever read about the Donner party?

Posted by: Jen the original at May 20, 2019 07:32 PM (hdg/u)

202 Donny Two Scoops talking about taxes and the Second Amendment.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 20, 2019 07:33 PM (ufFY8)

203 >>>. I think they churn their own ice cream.

there's an ice cream place out near Newton, MA where they have their own cows in a pen next to the shop and they get their milk from them.

Now, to be honest, they are so busy that there's no way they get all their milk from those cows, even though they have like 30. But it's nice to imagine some of the milk is coming straight from the pasture on the premises.

Good ice cream, too.

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 07:33 PM (PbpT7)

204 I see The Killer is back on Jeopardy.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2019 07:32 PM (xSo9G)

jerry Lee Lewis?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2019 07:33 PM (FwN37)

205 You know who she owes an apology to first? Melania. And I would like for Melania to throw one big ass milkshake on that scuzzball.
Posted by: Jen the original at May 20, 2019 07:28 PM (hdg/u)
~~~~~

Big time. Didn't she claim that the affair happened while Melania was pregnant with Barron?

What a piece of work.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 20, 2019 07:33 PM (NtglE)

206 Ace has become a breatharian.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 07:33 PM (NWiLs)

207 Ace, but at what cost and will your intestional organs ever forgive you?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2019 07:33 PM (IOquy)

208 I'm not seeing a Stormy denial story at the NY Post.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 20, 2019 07:33 PM (hjaPQ)

209 I have worked out before during fasts but not this time.

Posted by: ace

Really glad to hear it. I thought you lost your mid for a second. You're cleansing, I suppose - done that, too. But it really sucks. And its weird it never helped me cut. I just looked like I caught aids. But that look depends on the person's body type I suppose.

Posted by: Boswell at May 20, 2019 07:34 PM (32YRo)

210 Golfman - including Chipotle? (well, now, I suppose, they'd be Japan-like in their cleanliness).
Posted by: rhomboid at May 20, 2019 07:32 PM (QDnY+)

Not one here. Thank goodness.

Had that happened here, she wouldn't have slept for a month.

Posted by: golfman at May 20, 2019 07:34 PM (OE84+)

211
And no, she is not a "sex worker" or "entertainer" - she's just a nasty worn out whore, who for her entire life has done and said anything for a dollar.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2019 07:32 PM (V2Yro)


This won't do much for her singing career.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2019 07:34 PM (X3lUd)

212 Are you f'ing KIDDING ME???

After ALL THAT, she finally backs down????? And admits it was all a lie???????

Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 07:28 PM (5tb4C)

That was from January 2018.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 20, 2019 07:34 PM (t6MX/)

213 oh by the way, Low Carbers:


I looked up how to make Magic Shell -- you know, the syrup that turns hard on your ice cream -- and it's super-easy, barely an inconvenience. There are only two ingredients (sugar free chocolate chips and butter, I think) and all you do is microwave and mix them.

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 07:34 PM (PbpT7)

214 53 And Chick-fil-a runs on only 6 days a week AND has very clean restaurants.
Posted by: MAGA


Their employees are the friendliest fast food employees I've ever seen. The act as if they don't hate their job.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 20, 2019 07:34 PM (+lVUW)

215 But - and this is gonna sound non-woke or whatever, but something that all sensible people in all cultures have always knows is that you just don't pay a lot of attention to what whores say. And no, she is not a "sex worker" or "entertainer" - she's just a nasty worn out whore, who for her entire life has done and said anything for a dollar.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2019 07:32 PM (V2Yro)

Maybe she's hoping Trump will forego enforcing the court order that she pay his legal fees if she admits to being a "fraud".

Posted by: Jen the original at May 20, 2019 07:34 PM (hdg/u)

216 Don't forget the spinach.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 20, 2019 07:34 PM (gH2RJ)

217 It takes a particular kind of stupidity to waste a milkshake.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 07:34 PM (yQpMk)

218 190 I'm not seeing any links to this Stormy Daniels story. Did Trump ever deny sleeping with her?

Posted by: Kensington at May 20, 2019 07:31 PM (y87jW)

Forgot the link...sorry.

https://tinyurl.com/y6eneygv

Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2019 07:34 PM (cF8AT)

219 128 NY Post: An adult film star who previously alleged an extramarital affair with Donald Trump now says in a statement the affair never happened.

A lawyer for porn actress Stormy Daniels confirmed his client's statement Tuesday. Daniels' real name is Stephanie Clifford.


Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2019 07:22 PM (cF8AT)

I wonder if the NeverTrumpers who went "BUt STOrmY DAnIels!" will apologize?


Posted by: josephistan at May 20, 2019 07:35 PM (Izzlo)

220 McDonald's is one tier from the bottom of the fast food joints.

Their food is like play-doh fake food which looks real but has strange textures and tastes only found in play-doh.

Also, the urban outdoorsmen love McDonald's and sit around in the store all day spreading MRSA and other bodily fluids right where they sit for your dining pleasure.



Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 20, 2019 07:35 PM (Z+IKu)

221 Related, somewhere I saw very creepy go-pro type video of a New
Zealander talking with police at his front door. Apparently they came to
"talk with him" about social media posting related to the mosque
massacre.


Me: "I need to see your ID. Do you have a warrant? Which law did I break?"

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 07:35 PM (HaL55)

222 >>>. I think they churn their own ice cream.


I churn my own protein shakes.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 20, 2019 07:35 PM (t6MX/)

223 That was from January 2018.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 20, 2019 07:34 PM (t6MX/)

Well crap...I missed that. Why would they be tweeting it out now?!

Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2019 07:36 PM (cF8AT)

224 big doggie:

OCEARCH @OCEARCH

Be advised! For the first time ever, we are tracking a white shark in the Long Island Sound. 9' 8" @GWSharkCabot is just off the shore near Greenwich. Follow him using the browser on any device at http://www.ocearch.org

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 20, 2019 07:36 PM (cXV7n)

225 Bad form on my part, you cannot question someone and have a misspelling.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2019 07:36 PM (IOquy)

226 I stopped going to BK long before they got #woke. Their Whoppers have degraded so badly

Posted by: kbdabear



I swear they are using sawdust to keep the meat together.
Where's Cora "Where's the beef?" when you really need her?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 07:36 PM (KB6If)

227 I swear, diabetic icecream used to be a thing when I was a kid but I'll be damned if any of my local stores carry sugar-free icecream.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 07:36 PM (yQpMk)

228 NY Post: An adult film star who previously alleged
an extramarital affair with Donald Trump now says in a statement the
affair never happened.



A lawyer for porn actress Stormy Daniels confirmed his client's statement Tuesday. Daniels' real name is Stephanie Clifford.





Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2019 07:22 PM (cF8AT)

Oooookaaaayy.
She still owes him for that lost court case.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Memorial Day Special! AoS Brand Cuck Flensing Knives 50% off at The Outrage Outlet! at May 20, 2019 07:37 PM (hI/80)

229 206 Ace has become a breatharian.
Posted by: Insomniac


I actually knew a guy in college who claimed to be a "breathatarian" (as he called it). He claimed it was an actual movement, not just something he made up.

He later admitted that he survived on Del Taco hot-sauce packets. Seriously.

Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 07:37 PM (5tb4C)

230 190 I'm not seeing any links to this Stormy Daniels story. Did Trump ever deny sleeping with her?

Posted by: Kensington at May 20, 2019 07:31 PM (y87jW)

Umm, about a thousand times.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 20, 2019 07:37 PM (hdg/u)

231 Be advised! For the first time ever, we are tracking a white shark in the Long Island Sound. 9' 8" @GWSharkCabot is just off the shore near Greenwich. Follow him using the browser on any device at http://www.ocearch.org
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 20, 2019 07:36 PM (cXV7n)
---
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jersey_Shore_shark_attacks_of_1916

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 20, 2019 07:38 PM (kQs4Y)

232 I keep hoping

that normal people are the majority

that normal people are seeing what is going on with the left

that normal people are repulsed

that normal people will act in accordance with what they are seeing

Posted by: Emmie Oakley at May 20, 2019 07:38 PM (4HMW8)

233 A lawyer for porn actress Stormy Daniels confirmed his client's statement Tuesday. Daniels' real name is Stephanie Clifford.

Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2019 07:22 PM (cF8AT)

I wonder if the NeverTrumpers who went "BUt STOrmY DAnIels!" will apologize?

Posted by: josephistan


I will only accept samurai apologies.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 07:38 PM (KB6If)

234 NY Post: An adult film star who previously alleged an extramarital affair with Donald Trump now says in a statement the affair never happened.

A lawyer for porn actress Stormy Daniels confirmed his client's statement Tuesday. Daniels' real name is Stephanie Clifford.

-
CPL must be so disappointed.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 20, 2019 07:38 PM (+y/Ru)

235 Whore link

https://nyp.st/2YHVYiB

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 07:38 PM (yQpMk)

236 and willowed

It's hard to believe a darn chairman of a Congressional committee can ask for the returns of a particular individual and the Treasury has to produce it. But I've read the regulation and it's there.



A new precedent is set. This will come in handy in 2021.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 07:39 PM (yQpMk)

237 It depends on what the meaning of "blow job" is.

Posted by: Billy Bob Clinton at May 20, 2019 07:39 PM (hjaPQ)

238 Stephanie Clifford sounds nice and disease free.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 07:39 PM (JgA4k)

239 Last time went to BK was 10 minutes after 12 noon and had the coldest stailest hamburger possible, that was in the late 90's

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2019 07:39 PM (BbGew)

240 The whore story is from 2018.

Posted by: Low Information Ex-President at May 20, 2019 07:39 PM (9vQJW)

241 Also, the urban outdoorsmen love McDonald's and sit around in the store all day spreading MRSA and other bodily fluids right where they sit for your dining pleasure.



Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 20, 2019 07:35 PM (Z+IKu)

You're referring to Starbucks, right? Free needles, only used once!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 07:40 PM (sy5kK)

242 When I noted this story about Chick-Fil-A's amazing business performance to someone, she immediately made the point about "only open 6 days a week". Which is an excellent point. Fast-food, and not even open on Sundays. And *still* No. 2 in the space. Incredible.


And with Jane's info that peach shakes are happening ..... just decided it's Chick-Fil-A on Thursday for dinner, just before going to see The Cold Blue.


Posted by: rhomboid at May 20, 2019 07:40 PM (QDnY+)

243 The whore story is from 2018.


Damn. It is. My bad.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 07:40 PM (yQpMk)

244
NY Post: An adult film star who previously alleged an extramarital affair with Donald Trump now says in a statement the affair never happened.

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of Facebook memes suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2019 07:40 PM (X3lUd)

245 >>> It's more about aesthetics than food: Most McD's have gone to that stupid internet-cafe style for their locations and ruined the previous kitschy individuality, and I hate it.

I miss the old Wendy's decor with the victorian era ads on the tables. They had corset ads, hah! And the old Subway decor with ye olde underground imagery. No school like the old school.

Posted by: LizLem at May 20, 2019 07:40 PM (hvf9s)

246 He's getting his pee-pee touches:

@ChadPergram 3m

McCarthy on seeing Amash on the floor:
The only people I saw coming up to congratulate him were Democrats

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 20, 2019 07:40 PM (cXV7n)

247 227 I swear, diabetic icecream used to be a thing when I was a kid but I'll be damned if any of my local stores carry sugar-free icecream.

Greater's Ice cream makes Diabetic friendly Ice Cream. I eat it all the time and send some to my brother all the time in TX.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 20, 2019 07:40 PM (4OV6C)

248 Burger King keeps sending me coupons I eat Burger King.

B'Gal wanted a fish sammich from there Saturday night, so I got her one on the way home from the gig. It was awful. Overcooked and the onion rings I got were also overcooked, badly. Normally the stuff from there isn't half bad, but she swore off them that night. What a happy coincidence, because I was gonna boycott them but didn't know what to say to B'Gal about it.

They boycotted themselves from us.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 07:40 PM (HaL55)

249 190 I'm not seeing any links to this Stormy Daniels story. Did Trump ever deny sleeping with her?
Posted by: Kensington at May 20, 2019 07:31 PM (y87jW)


Stormy has repeatedly denied sleeping with Trump.

Her story changed when it looked like it could be useful.

Posted by: Emmie Oakley at May 20, 2019 07:40 PM (4HMW8)

250 The Stormy story is old, and convoluted.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2019 07:41 PM (xSo9G)

251 Whore link

https://nyp.st/2YHVYiB
Posted by: Grump928


Crap. I thought that was an ordering link.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 07:41 PM (KB6If)

252 I stopped going to BK long before they got #woke. Their Whoppers have degraded so badly

Posted by: kbdabear

The Paolo, he has no such problems

Posted by: The Paolo at May 20, 2019 07:41 PM (Izzlo)

253 232 I keep hoping

that normal people are the majority

that normal people are seeing what is going on with the left

that normal people are repulsed

that normal people will act in accordance with what they are seeing
Posted by: Emmie Oakley at May 20, 2019 07:38 PM (4HMW


Agreed.

And congrats on the new handle! It sounds like you earned it!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 07:41 PM (sy5kK)

254 Posted by: Jen the original at May 20, 2019 07:14 PM (hdg/u)

Wyoming had better extirpate the wolves or all the elk an moose will be gone.

Posted by: clutch at May 20, 2019 07:41 PM (kiSdp)

255 Well, I would say I'm now boycotting Burger King, except I already am because their food is shit.

Posted by: Vanya at May 20, 2019 07:41 PM (U7voe)

256 A guy that threw an egg at Labour Leader (and commie) Jeremy Corbyn got a month in jail. Suspect the guy that attacked Farage today with a milkshake gets "sentenced" to hosting his own show on BBC4 or whatever.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at May 20, 2019 07:41 PM (dYe5S)

257 I'm on day 18,457 of my, hopefully, 40,000 day diet of eating food...

And drinking booze..


Mostly booze.

Posted by: John The Savage at May 20, 2019 07:41 PM (mdPwd)

258 Wendy's, in the middle of the rungs for fast food eats, at least tries.

The stores are pretty clean, the help is washed and somewhat presentable and the food at least tastes like and looks like the real thing.

Plus their chili ain't bad.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 20, 2019 07:41 PM (Z+IKu)

259 The BK in our neighborhood was very scummy, and recently closed. It sits next to a McD's, and every time I passed by while it was running, the BK would have 0-1 car in teh drive through, and McD would be crowded like a Trump rally.

Every day, day or night.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 20, 2019 07:42 PM (ufFY8)

260
I miss the old Wendy's decor with the victorian era ads on the tables. They had corset ads, hah!
----------

I recall an ad for a patent cure for 'Torpid Liver'. I never figured out what that is, but am thankful that I seem not to have suffered from it...yet

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2019 07:43 PM (xSo9G)

261 Last weekend I ordered Pei Wei. I used to like it years ago but damn, it sucks now.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at May 20, 2019 07:43 PM (IfYaq)

262 Congressman Doug Collins just released another document dump of transcripts of the criminals interviewed by Nunes's committee:

https://dougcollins.house.gov/transparency

Posted by: Sharkman at May 20, 2019 07:43 PM (fdxBF)

263
KFC: "We're out of that. It'll take 20 minutes."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2019 07:44 PM (X3lUd)

264 >>> I looked up how to make Magic Shell -- you know, the syrup that turns hard on your ice cream -- and it's super-easy, barely an inconvenience.

Bless you Ace! Will have to try that this week.

Posted by: LizLem at May 20, 2019 07:44 PM (hvf9s)

265 There are I think 11 Chik fil-A restaurants here in Washington State. None in the cesspool that is Seattle, naturally, but in the suburbs and a few in the eastern part of the state. As far as I can tell, always mobbed.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at May 20, 2019 07:44 PM (k3g2v)

266 Without checking I don't think 9' 8" is all *that* big for a white pointer (just using the aussie name in honor of their election performance. And I'm gonna go waaaay out on a limb and assert that a great white *has* been in Long Island sound before.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 20, 2019 07:44 PM (QDnY+)

267 Ignoring the attack on the Republic, the electorate and our country generally, the attack on Trump and Melania personally might have had tragic consequences on their relationship. Stormy is a pig.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 20, 2019 07:44 PM (+y/Ru)

268 10
Is there something in the water? Or have people just gone batshit crazy in the last 10 or 15 years? WTFO?

*****
I am going to fabricate a study that proves that global warming makes liberals crazy. It will be as legit as any of the other global warming studies; in other words, I'm just going to make shit up. When presented with the results of my study, they are going to have to admit to being crazy or deny my new facts....checkmate bitches.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 20, 2019 07:45 PM (h1jJh)

269 Also KFC: "We'll be glad to take your money and give you SOME, possibly even MOST, of what you paid for."

Posted by: Kensington at May 20, 2019 07:45 PM (y87jW)

270 Whataburger is exploring sale options. $4 billion is being bounced around.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 20, 2019 07:45 PM (hjaPQ)

271 Burger King is ass burgers anyway.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 20, 2019 07:27 PM (t6MX/)

The preferred term is "on the spectrum."
Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 07:31 PM (NWiLs)


*looks around*

Nobody? I laughed.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 07:45 PM (t+qrx)

272 Last weekend I ordered Pei Wei. I used to like it years ago but damn, it sucks now.

Posted by: WitchDoktor


Now why the Hell would you want to eat a sensei who plucks his student's eyeballs out?


Posted by: Sharkman at May 20, 2019 07:45 PM (fdxBF)

273 Technically speaking, I can't boycott BK because I don't go there anyway.
But I do know the guy who owns the franchise nearest to us and will tell him I'm boycotting and why.

Complaints from franchise owners to the corporate center might get BK to think twice about this stuff.
Might.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 20, 2019 07:45 PM (Rxduq)

274 I do hit Wendy's fairly often, we have a Chic-fil- A but only went once, thought it was to salty.

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2019 07:45 PM (BbGew)

275 Wendy's, in the middle of the rungs for fast food eats, at least tries.

The stores are pretty clean, the help is washed and somewhat presentable and the food at least tastes like and looks like the real thing.

Plus their chili ain't bad.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 20, 2019 07:41 PM (Z+IKu)

It took a while for Wendy's to right the ship after Dave died, the kids wanted nothing to do with running the Company.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 20, 2019 07:45 PM (4OV6C)

276 Some one faint in the audience? Trump was calling for a doctor.

Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2019 07:46 PM (cF8AT)

277 Oh well, it's not like I could boycott them more.

Not really hard, all their crap tastes like ass, and about all their shakes are good for is a kind of inert ammo.

*spits*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 20, 2019 07:46 PM (isI7q)

278 Dairy Queen dip cones. Fast as you can lick in August.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2019 07:46 PM (IOquy)

279 I am going to fabricate a study that proves that global warming makes liberals crazy. It will be as legit as any of the other global warming studies; in other words, I'm just going to make shit up.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 20, 2019 07:45 PM (h1jJh)

Ahem. I believe this is now known as "Your truth".

Posted by: Vanya at May 20, 2019 07:46 PM (U7voe)

280 Reminder: if you use the touch screens at a modern fast food place, wipe them with a travel clorox wet wipe or use hand sanitizer after. The majority of the screens when tested had traces of fecal matter on them.

Want to keep my Morons healthy!

Posted by: LizLem at May 20, 2019 07:46 PM (hvf9s)

281 A woman just swooned over PDT.
A Dr. is attending to her now.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 20, 2019 07:46 PM (gH2RJ)

282 Yeah. That happens at least once at every rally.

Haven't seen any panties being thrown, though.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 20, 2019 07:47 PM (ufFY8)

283 Is it "sciencer"? "sciencier"? "more science"?

I'm gonna need to know this, for reasons.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2019 07:47 PM (Ct55T)

284 LOL, Donny is hilarious.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 20, 2019 07:47 PM (ufFY8)

285 Oh the fun we have with cum I mean milkshakes

Posted by: Mayor Pete & hubby at May 20, 2019 07:47 PM (OKp8N)

286 274 I do hit Wendy's fairly often,

-----

Hey, somethimeths you haveth to do what you haveth to do.

Posted by: Mike Tyson at May 20, 2019 07:47 PM (Izzlo)

287 The CHick Fil A in Pensacola at lunch has 3 drive thru lanes and they were moving. It was amazing to watch. They ran the food out to the cars. I never saw anything like it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2019 07:47 PM (FwN37)

288 259 The BK in our neighborhood was very scummy, and recently closed.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt


The Burger King just outside the Civic Center BART Station in San Francisco surely takes the prize as the mist disgusting Burger King on the planet. It's right at the epicenter of the Bum Zone, and its "clientele" are almost entirely homeless lunatics. Stinks like high heaven. Anything you put down will instantly be stolen. Workers are shell-shocked. The only time I ever went in there, I was assaulted and nearly blinded by a crazy lady who has come halo-cast on her wrist and she repeatedly tried to hit me in the face with it for unknown reasons - - then chased me down the street afterward apologizing.

Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 07:47 PM (5tb4C)

289 that normal people will act in accordance with what they are seeing

We/they did in the '016 presidential election. And you just know that a lot of people read the nooz and make the decision to start carrying every day, something the Progtards don't ever seem to grok. And they don't talk about it, they just do it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 07:48 PM (HaL55)

290 Ohhhh, there is a Trump rally going on in Pa, 100 miles from me.

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2019 07:48 PM (BbGew)

291 s when tested had traces of fecal matter on them.

Want to keep my Morons healthy!
Posted by: LizLem at May 20, 2019 07:46 PM (hvf9s)

A sad, brown, discontinuous outline of a cheeseburger....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2019 07:48 PM (Ct55T)

292 Science+1

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 20, 2019 07:48 PM (kQs4Y)

293 ace, your pal French twatted that he'd vote for Amash vs. Trump if Amash ran as a Libertarian.


Was it French who earlier said he'd vote for Stalin over Trump?


Why do such ridiculous, uninteresting and vapid people have any platform other than the corner stool at their local bar [where they're ignored]?

Posted by: rhomboid at May 20, 2019 07:48 PM (QDnY+)

294 McDonald's over Carl's any day.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 20, 2019 07:48 PM (gH2RJ)

295 who has come halo-cast = who had some halo-cast

Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 07:48 PM (5tb4C)

296 24 If the throwing of milkshakes is okay, what happens when it is ratcheted up to urine or drano or sulphuric acid? Someone was given 28 days in jail for egging Corbyn but no arrest for throwing a milkshake on Tommy Robinson.
Posted by: museisluse at May 20, 2019 07:08 PM (YudWf)

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Some days ago Mr. Robinson had a milkshake thrown on him and was physically assaulted. The police stood and watched and did nothing.

Yesterday, a mob threw bricks at Mr. Robinson and his supporters. The police stood and watched and did nothing.

It's the same all over the West now. The mob attacks conservatives, and the police just watch. They're waiting for us to fight back, then they'll act.

I think it is the intention of the UK establishment is that Mr. Robinson is to be killed.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 20, 2019 07:49 PM (9KWLl)

297 I went into a Burger King once. It was in Florida. It was nasty. I wouldn't go in there but I was doing survey work in the parking lot of a strip mall and I was so thirsty, and I thought "hey, its just a drink". It was all steamy and nasty and smelled like a gas station bathroom in there. The guy working there had his hand in his pants. I tried to tough the cup where he didn't. When I filled it up with Coke it had this thick yellow foam on top. I just left the cup and got out of there. I almost died of heat exhaustion that day.

Posted by: Prince Tuesday at May 20, 2019 07:49 PM (vtd+q)

298 NY Post has a story from May 17 that Daniels has agreed to walk away from a lawsuit she filed against her former atty and Michael Avenatti. She accused both of them of working with Trump to get her to say the affair never happened when she appeared on Jimmy Kimmel's show and then subsequently filing a lawsuit against Trump for his remarks about her which defamed her reputation, LOL. She lost that lawsuit , it was thrown out, and she was ordered to pay Trump's legal fees in his defense in this lawsuit. So now she has walked away from Avanatti and won't get anything out of him or another lawyer Avanatti was working with.

Her new lawyer said Avanatti should have never filed the lawsuit against Trump, that he did it just to get his face on TV.

Daniel's said Avanatti was dumber than herpes.

Can she please just go away?

Posted by: Jen the original at May 20, 2019 07:49 PM (hdg/u)

299 As for the Eromero Tribe, fast food means Whataburger or Chick-Fil-A. We will accept no more common 'food'. Although McDonalds bathrooms are usually ok to take a leak in. Standing up. So naturally Mrs. E prefers to keep bleachwipes in her gobag.

Posted by: Eromero at May 20, 2019 07:49 PM (qBNEP)

300 287 The CHick Fil A in Pensacola at lunch has 3 drive thru lanes and they were moving. It was amazing to watch. They ran the food out to the cars. I never saw anything like it
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2019 07:47 PM (FwN37)

I was shocked to hear how low the Franchise fee is for them 10 grand but you have to put in alot of sweat equity.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 20, 2019 07:49 PM (4OV6C)

301 Yeah. That happens at least once at every rally.

Haven't seen any panties being thrown, though.




Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 20, 2019 07:47 PM (ufFY

Well, he is no Tom Jones.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Memorial Day Special! AoS Brand Cuck Flensing Knives 50% off at The Outrage Outlet! at May 20, 2019 07:50 PM (hI/80)

302 Zombie, are you sure you aren't trapped in a Hieronymus Bosch painting? On black velvet?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 20, 2019 07:50 PM (kQs4Y)

303 I wonder if the Army will ever kick BK to the curb.

Posted by: SMH at May 20, 2019 07:50 PM (RU4sa)

304 272 Last weekend I ordered Pei Wei. I used to like it years ago but damn, it sucks now.

Posted by: WitchDoktor


Now why the Hell would you want to eat a sensei who plucks his student's eyeballs out?


Posted by: Sharkman at May 20, 2019 07:45 PM (fdxBF)

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I was drunk. On sake. Seemed appropriate.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at May 20, 2019 07:50 PM (IfYaq)

305 Now THIS, this cannot stand. When you besmirch the good and honorable name of milkshakes, you have gone too far. Liberals ruin everything.

Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 07:50 PM (aXucN)

306 259 The BK in our neighborhood was very scummy, and recently closed. It sits next to a McD's, and every time I passed by while it was running, the BK would have 0-1 car in teh drive through, and McD would be crowded like a Trump rally.

Every day, day or night.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 20, 2019 07:42 PM (ufFY


Lots of BK's have closed in the Puget Sound area the last few years.

Flame broiled burgers that are re-warmed in a microwave, do not taste like flame-broiled burgers.

Cleaning the tables and floors more than a couple times a day works wonders, too

And I'm not a Harvard PhD, and I didn't sleep at a Holiday Inn Express last night.


But I did attend a MoMe.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 07:50 PM (sy5kK)

307 Burger King is ass burgers anyway.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 20, 2019 07:27 PM (t6MX/)

The preferred term is "on the spectrum."
Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 07:31 PM

On the speculum.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at May 20, 2019 07:51 PM (COzlW)

308 I like Wendy's but they don't have anything I really like. Like, I do like BK's burgers (or -- I did), and I like McD's double cheeseburgers and Filet O Fish and big mac (no bun).

Wendy's is pretty good but there's just nothing there that really makes me want to go there over anywhere else.

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 07:51 PM (PbpT7)

309 The only time I ever went in there, I was assaulted
and nearly blinded by a crazy lady who has come halo-cast on her wrist
and she repeatedly tried to hit me in the face with it for unknown
reasons - - then chased me down the street afterward apologizing.

Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 07:47 PM (5tb4C)

That's horrible.
Ours was poorly run, rather than having sketchy clientele.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 20, 2019 07:52 PM (ufFY8)

310 moo

Posted by: Burger R.R.R.R.R. King at May 20, 2019 07:52 PM (EgshT)

311 Daniel's said Avanatti was dumber than herpes.

Can she please just go away?
Posted by: Jen the original at May 20, 2019 07:49 PM (hdg/u)
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Hey Avanatti, when you've lost Stormy Daniels . . . .

And talk about the pot calling the kettle black.

Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 07:52 PM (aXucN)

312 You know how Dan Bongino does his "Devin Nunes Translator" gag?

Well, I built a David French Translator.

You play the audio into it, press the green button, and out comes the translation.

But it always just says "I'm a complete f*cking idiot!", so i might have to make some minor adjustments before going to market with this thing....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2019 07:52 PM (Ct55T)

313 Top of the heap for fast food burger joints is Whataburger.

I don't like their food per se, their taste just don't fit me, but the stores are clean, the food is hot and fresh and even the late night stripper moms and homeless bums keep it on the down low and wipe up after themselves out of respect.

Plus they always have specials on their menu which is nice.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 20, 2019 07:52 PM (Z+IKu)

314 THE CONSERVATIVE CASE FOR THROWING DRINKS AT CONSERVATIVES

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 20, 2019 07:52 PM (FiUMj)

315 There is a CFA at Calgary Airport but it is outside security, which makes it unlikely I will eat there.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 07:53 PM (JgA4k)

316 But mission accomplished. Forever, the Left will assert that "TRUMP HAD SEX WITH A PORN STAR WHILE HIS WHORE WIFE WAS PREGNANT!"

Posted by: Kensington at May 20, 2019 07:53 PM (y87jW)

317 And racist-authoritarian jurisdictions continue to bar Chick-Fil-A from opening, amirite?

Posted by: rhomboid at May 20, 2019 07:53 PM (QDnY+)

318 Saw somewhere earlier Smash is up to his ears in China as well, so maybe some animosity going on.

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2019 07:53 PM (BbGew)

319
Now THIS, this cannot stand. When you besmirch the good and honorable
name of milkshakes, you have gone too far. Liberals ruin everything.





Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 07:50 PM (aXucN)

You, an 'ette named after ice cream, would say that.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 07:54 PM (HaL55)

320 you know what's worth a try?

Nando's Peri-Peri. It's good. A little different than other chicken.

Should be okay for low carb. The chicken isn't breaded. It's marinated in something so I'm sure they sneak some sugar in but it's probably not much because it's not sweet.

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 07:54 PM (PbpT7)

321 who has come halo-cast = who had some halo-cast
Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 07:48 PM (5tb4C)


OK, but I still have no idea what one of those is.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 07:54 PM (t+qrx)

322 Damn, it's six of the clock on a Monday afternoon and I feel a little wasted. I'm so ashamed.
It is a holiday here.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 07:54 PM (JgA4k)

323 302 Zombie, are you sure you aren't trapped in a Hieronymus Bosch painting? On black velvet?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage


It's even worse than I described. Directly in front of the Civic Center Burger King is the escalator that goes down to the BART station. It had been acting cranky for months, and one day it just stopped working. They couldn't figure out why. So they disassembled the escalator to discover than the gears and mechanical innards were completely encrusted with HUMAN FECES. Hundreds of pounds of it. Homeless bums had been using the escalator as an outdoor toilet every night for years. Took BART weeks to get it all cleaned off and re-opened. And now it's clogging up with feces all over again.

Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 07:54 PM (5tb4C)

324 Oh geez...another fainter. Is it hot in PA today?

Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2019 07:55 PM (cF8AT)

325 You, an 'ette named after ice cream, would say that.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 07:54 PM (HaL55)
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True story: chocolate ice cream is my favorite food in the whole world. The end.

Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 07:55 PM (aXucN)

326 The CHick Fil A in Pensacola at lunch has 3 drive thru lanes and they were moving. It was amazing to watch. They ran the food out to the cars. I never saw anything like it
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2019 07:47 PM (FwN37)



It's next to the Whataburger so, stiff competition.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 07:55 PM (yQpMk)

327
hogmartin: I sent you a txt...that thing I got for the MoMe has arrived

Posted by: AltonJackson Come to the MoMe In June link in nick at May 20, 2019 07:55 PM (26G1N)

328 299 As for the Eromero Tribe, fast food means Whataburger or Chick-Fil-A. We will accept no more common 'food'. Although McDonalds bathrooms are usually ok to take a leak in. Standing up. So naturally Mrs. E prefers to keep bleachwipes in her gobag.


Eromero, I concur - those are my Top Two as well. (and I don't eat much fast food in general)

well... my guilty secret is Tacqueria Lugar.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2019 07:55 PM (V2Yro)

329 Elevation burger is pretty good.

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 07:55 PM (PbpT7)

330 so everything sucks, I see.

Posted by: E. Stan Bull at May 20, 2019 07:55 PM (B+t5k)

331 Bad form on my part, you cannot question someone and have a misspelling.

Posted by: Ben Had

Man, I'm toast because I never spell a shitting thing right in any post here - except this one weirdly...

Posted by: Boswell at May 20, 2019 07:55 PM (32YRo)

332 Another Dr. call.

Wendy's used to have a dollar menu: chili, salad, burger, fries, and baked potatoe for five bucks.
And a full belly.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 20, 2019 07:55 PM (gH2RJ)

333 My only complaint with CFA is they are inconveniently located in my area.

Posted by: kallisto at May 20, 2019 07:56 PM (eFRS+)

334 This is the first outdoor rally I can recall PDT having.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 20, 2019 07:56 PM (ufFY8)

335 >>> And racist-authoritarian jurisdictions continue to bar Chick-Fil-A from opening, amirite?

It made its way into NYC at last, a gateway hate drug. I know gay and bi and trans ppl that prefer to eat there. They don't care about the owner's politics as long as the food is good and they are treated well. They think the moniker "hate shake" is hilarious.

Posted by: LizLem at May 20, 2019 07:56 PM (hvf9s)

336 Nando's Peri-Peri. It's good. A little different than other chicken.

Should be okay for low carb. The chicken isn't breaded. It's marinated in something so I'm sure they sneak some sugar in but it's probably not much because it's not sweet.
Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 07:54 PM (PbpT7)
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So it's good? Thanks - I've been wondering about it. We have one here in town but we've never been. With two Chick-Fil-A's between here and there, though, it would have to be a mission specifically to go there.

Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 07:56 PM (aXucN)

337 And now it's clogging up with feces all over again.
Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 07:54 PM (5tb4C)


~ tHe ciRcLe oF LiFe ~

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 07:56 PM (t+qrx)

338 So the Muslims in Europe are throwing acid on people, while the effeminate left throws milkshakes.

Any guesses as to who eventually seized control in Europe?

Posted by: Ted K at May 20, 2019 07:56 PM (eigtD)

339 323 302 Zombie, are you sure you aren't trapped in a Hieronymus Bosch painting? On black velvet?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage

I just finished listening to a crime novel featuring a character named Hieronymous (Harry) Bosch.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 07:56 PM (JgA4k)

340 AltonJackson, I have increased my contribution do the reasonableness of the cost.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2019 07:57 PM (IOquy)

341 >>>So it's good? Thanks - I've been wondering about it.

Yup! I've had it a few times. It's a good change-up chicken.

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 07:57 PM (PbpT7)

342 McCarthy on seeing Amash on the floor:
The only people I saw coming up to congratulate him were Democrats
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 20, 2019 07:40 PM (cXV7n)

OANN did a report on Amash' ties to China.

Also, Amash has a BA from Univ of Mich and a law degree from U of M 's law school. Is law school now the new finishing school for politicians? Do they have a debutante ball when they graduate? I've decided that most law schools must be fairly easy to get in( Amash's ethnicity gave him extra points at U/M) and it must be easy to graduate.

Lawyers, take heed. When your ranks swell into the tens of thousands produced every year, the public is going to notice that the majority are idiots. The good lawyers are being drowned by these clowns.


Amash and Avanatti are exhibits #1and #2.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 20, 2019 07:57 PM (hdg/u)

343 The Gambler romps over lackluster competition. Total at ~$1,800,000

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2019 07:57 PM (CDGwz)

344 337 And now it's clogging up with feces all over again.
Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 07:54 PM (5tb4C)

~ tHe ciRcLe oF LiFe ~
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 07:56 PM (t+qrx)

Different shit. Different day.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2019 07:57 PM (Ct55T)

345 PDT: "No more spying on Trump"

lol, I can hear individuals saying, 'Lock them up'.




Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 20, 2019 07:57 PM (ufFY8)

346 @RepDougCollins

Today I'm releasing the remaining interview transcripts from @JudiciaryGOP's investigation into decisions made at the Department of Justice and FBI. To read the transcripts, visit https://dougcollins.house.gov/transparency

Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2019 07:57 PM (/tuJf)

347 303 I wonder if the Army will ever kick BK to the curb.

Posted by: SMH at May 20, 2019 07:50 PM (RU4sa)

They could use the Whoppers for Ranger survival training. Most Rangers will prefer eating the worms and beetles.

Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2019 07:57 PM (0Ntuf)

348 hogmartin: I sent you a txt...that thing I got for the MoMe has arrived
Posted by: AltonJackson Come to the MoMe In June link in nick at May 20, 2019 07:55 PM (26G1N)


Looks nice!

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 07:57 PM (t+qrx)

349 Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 07:54 PM (5tb4C)

I want to make some witty comment here but... Nothing comes. What the hell is wrong with these people?

Posted by: Vanya at May 20, 2019 07:57 PM (U7voe)

350 Bluebell, I like Nando's very much. Chicken is very good, and their sides are...also very good. Worth a visit!

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at May 20, 2019 07:57 PM (IfYaq)

351 334 This is the first outdoor rally I can recall PDT having.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 20, 2019 07:56 PM (ufFY

I think the last one he did was outside too but I'm Alzheimer-ing where it was.

Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2019 07:58 PM (cF8AT)

352 This is the first outdoor rally I can recall PDT having.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 20, 2019 07:56 PM (ufFY
*****************
He's had a lot of outdoor rallies.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 20, 2019 07:58 PM (RBOtF)

353 Lawyers, take heed. When your ranks swell into the tens of thousands produced every year, the public is going to notice that the majority are idiots. The good lawyers are being drowned by these clowns.


Amash and Avanatti are exhibits #1and #2.
Posted by: Jen
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*ahem*

Posted by: Eric Swalwell at May 20, 2019 07:58 PM (CDGwz)

354 It made its way into NYC at last, a gateway hate drug. I know gay and bi and trans ppl that prefer to eat there. They don't care about the owner's politics as long as the food is good and they are treated well. They think the moniker "hate shake" is hilarious.
Posted by: LizLem at May 20, 2019 07:56 PM (hvf9s)
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And Chick-Fil-A opened their Orlando store on Sunday to cook food for all the people involved in the Pulse nightclub shooting, the majority of whom were, I would presume, LGBTQ.

Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 07:59 PM (aXucN)

355 The Gambler romps over lackluster competition. Total at ~$1,800,000


That guy is a cyborg, or a time traveler, or possibly a time traveling cyborg.

I think they should insist on a CAT scan.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 07:59 PM (yQpMk)

356 Every Trump rally is an outdoor rally if the arena was over capacity 12 hours before the event started...

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 07:59 PM (t+qrx)

357 bluebell, you must try Mexican chocolate. In ice cream and hot chocolate variations.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2019 07:59 PM (IOquy)

358 320 you know what's worth a try?

Nando's Peri-Peri. It's good. A little different than other chicken.

Should be okay for low carb. The chicken isn't breaded. It's marinated in something so I'm sure they sneak some sugar in but it's probably not much because it's not sweet.
Posted by: ace


Nando's Peri-Peri Sauce is sold retail, so you can see the ingredients list:

Water, Vinegar, Onion (11%), Salt, Lemon (4%), Sunflower Seed Oil, Spices (Cayenne Pepper, African Bird's Eye Chilli, Paprika), Green Chilli, Garlic, Stabilisers (Xanthan Gum, Propylene Glycol Alginate), Preservative (Ascorbic Acid), Rosemary Extract.

Only 5 calories per serving.

https://www.amazon.com/ Nandos-Medium-PERi-PERi-Single-Packets/dp/B07GVNPM67

Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 07:59 PM (5tb4C)

359 Oh, I think I saw posted video of a BBC twit making light of the milkshake assault on Farage. As I said above, the degradation of the west is becoming fairly dramatic.


Wondering if, as here, the more and more brazen and crude soft-fascist mindset of much of the "press" will actually help boost the political momentum of the non racist-authoritarians.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 20, 2019 07:59 PM (QDnY+)

360
upside down, but nice

I'm pretty pleased with it, nice & heavy

it'll last for years

Posted by: AltonJackson Come to the MoMe In June link in nick at May 20, 2019 07:59 PM (26G1N)

361 The last time I had one of BK's classic chicken sandwiches I had a flashback to 1979 HS cafeteria. I believe that was 6 years ago. Never again.
Oh, and I remember I had Onion rings with that. Don't go there if you like OR's, you wont anymore.

Posted by: Quilp at May 20, 2019 08:00 PM (Bf3hj)

362 True story: chocolate ice cream is my favorite food in the whole world. The end.

You'd luv what I had for dessert last night: Publix brand Chocolate Trinity ice cream. While unfortunately it didn't have any Carrie-Anne Moss, it does have chocolate ice cream, streaks of fudge and some little things that look like Rollo candies made out of chocolate to munch on.

It. Is. Awesome.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 08:00 PM (HaL55)

363 Throwing a Burger King milkshake at someone is akin to chemical warfare. Just saying...

INGREDIENTS
Milk fat and Nonfat Milk, Sugar, Sweet Whey, Corn Syrup, High Fructose Corn Syrup, Propylene Glycol Monoesters, Natural and Artificial Vanilla Flavor, Mono & Diglycerides, Guar Gum, Disodium Phosphate, Sodium Citrate, Cellulose Gum, Carrageenan. High fructose corn syrup, water, dextrose, corn syrup, cocoa processed with alkali, whey, salt, natural flavors, potassium sorbate (a preservative), citric acid, xanthan gum.

Posted by: Orson at May 20, 2019 08:00 PM (iwONs)

364 I'm 3 for 3 for Trump rallys in my area, and they have all been in different places, and indoors. But, Michigan, so cold by default.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 20, 2019 08:00 PM (ufFY8)

365 Welcome to Ace's personal war against the fat cell.

Will he win?

..

Like Stacy Abrams, i've already won.
====
That was perfect.

Posted by: Simplemind at May 20, 2019 08:00 PM (ZuGkg)

366 Bluebell, I like Nando's very much. Chicken is very good, and their sides are...also very good. Worth a visit!
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at May 20, 2019 07:57 PM (IfYaq)
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Ah, thanks Witchdoktor! You've probably been to the very one I'm talking about. Mr. bluebell and I shall have to journey over there soon.

Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:00 PM (aXucN)

367 17 million people probably not real fond of Burger King right now

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2019 08:00 PM (39g3+)

368 The Atlantic
@TheAtlantic
Anti-abortion groups see adoption as a better alternative, but many women seem to find adoption more emotionally distressing than termination, writes @olgakhazan

-
Same is true of divorce and spousal euthanasia.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 20, 2019 08:00 PM (+y/Ru)

369 Should be okay for low carb. The chicken isn't breaded. It's marinated in something so I'm sure they sneak some sugar in but it's probably not much because it's not sweet.

Posted by: ace

Tuna in water - its shit, I know - but eat the starkist crap thing in that little can with a samll amount of salt 10 times a day during your fast and you'll make it. But it sucks and you'll get divorced and then go on a ten state killing spree. But you'll drop 30 pounds in about five weeks so you'll be able to escape the jail cell by squeezing between the bars and climb up the air duct...where was I? Oh, yeah, just eat the tuna, man!

Posted by: Boswell at May 20, 2019 08:00 PM (32YRo)

370 Not sure if BK is really considering the implications of this sort of nonsense. They could have simply shut the hell up and had no impact either way; instead, now they have people deciding to embark upon multi-generational boycotts.

Posted by: lurker (the other one. buy radios too) at May 20, 2019 08:01 PM (eAshZ)

371 So whoever manages BK's twitter feed doesn't know how to separate their personal views from corporate marketing effort? Someone should start a Social Darwinism twit feed to document these yo yos.

Posted by: kallisto at May 20, 2019 08:01 PM (eFRS+)

372 338 So the Muslims in Europe are throwing acid on people, while the effeminate left throws milkshakes.

Any guesses as to who eventually seized control in Europe?
Posted by: Ted K at May 20, 2019 07:56 PM (eigtD)


Waaay too much truth and reality for a Monday!

Then again, no country in Europe has anything remotely like the 2A.

*whew*.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 08:01 PM (sy5kK)

373
Ben Had....funny thing is, it shipped from Austin

Posted by: AltonJackson Come to the MoMe In June link in nick at May 20, 2019 08:01 PM (26G1N)

374
That guy is a cyborg, or a time traveler, or possibly a time traveling cyborg.

I think they should insist on a CAT scan.
Posted by: Grump928
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The competition seems to be racheting down. I wonder if people are declining to be subjected to the humiliation.

BTW, Broseiden (sp?) tells us that he knows how it ends, the shows having been taped in advance.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2019 08:01 PM (xSo9G)

375 321 who has come halo-cast = who had some halo-cast
Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 07:48 PM (5tb4C)

OK, but I still have no idea what one of those is.
Posted by: hogmartin


It's lik a cast for a broken wrist, but with metal screws they screw into your bones to keep it stable -- for serious fractures. It had big pointy screws sticking out of it, very sharp and dangerous. Instead of treating it delicately, she took advantage of having a permanent weapon attached to her arm, like Wolverine or something. Did I mention she was insane?

Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 08:01 PM (5tb4C)

376 The British news were being coy with this too, calling someone shoving a Remain politician "assault" properly, and a milkshake thrown on Farage "milkshaking." Not really assault, you see, wink wink.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2019 08:02 PM (39g3+)

377 I stopped at a CFA not long ago early one morning and walked up to the door and gave it a tug. Locked - not open yet. I should of known, not many cars in the lot. I turned around and started to head back to the truck.

The manager unlocked the door and hollered at me to come on in. He said they weren't open for 20 minutes yet but coffee was made and "let's see what we can do for you."

Somehow a bacon egg and cheese biscuit magically appeared. No charge.

Customer for life.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 20, 2019 08:02 PM (Y4EXg)

378 not everybody twitters.. bk will be just fine

Posted by: E. Stan Bull at May 20, 2019 08:02 PM (B+t5k)

379 Best Burger: The one I make at home on the grill.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 20, 2019 08:02 PM (FiUMj)

380 You know what Backwards Boy, I'm a purist. I don't really like stuff in my ice cream. Or even on it, unless it's something like hot fudge sauce. The only thing I really like in my ice cream is a peanut butter ribbon in chocolate ice cream. That is living large in my book.

Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:02 PM (aXucN)

381 69 Should be okay for low carb. The chicken isn't breaded. It's marinated in something so I'm sure they sneak some sugar in but it's probably not much because it's not sweet.

Posted by: ace

Tuna in water - its shit, I know - but eat the starkist crap thing in that little can with a samll amount of salt 10 times a day during your fast and you'll make it. But it sucks and you'll get divorced and then go on a ten state killing spree



WAIT!


ACE IS MARRIED?

WTH?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 08:02 PM (sy5kK)

382 "So they disassembled the escalator to discover than the gears and
mechanical innards were completely encrusted with HUMAN FECES. Hundreds
of pounds of it. Homeless bums had been using the escalator as an
outdoor toilet every night for years."

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But...but...how do you use an escalator as a...

Nevermind. This is the most degenerate thing I've read all day.

Posted by: Kensington at May 20, 2019 08:03 PM (y87jW)

383 well, duh...

Del Quentin Wilber
@DelWilber

Just in: Justice Department's influential Office of Legal Counsel says Congress cannot compel McGahn to testify.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 20, 2019 08:03 PM (cXV7n)

384 I'm pretty pleased with it, nice & heavy

it'll last for years
Posted by: AltonJackson Come to the MoMe In June link in nick at May 20, 2019 07:59 PM (26G1N)


I can already imagine it showing up in pictures in all sorts of public places like a guerilla art project.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 08:03 PM (t+qrx)

385 NY Post: An adult film star who previously alleged an extramarital affair with Donald Trump now says in a statement the affair never happened.



Amazing how similar she and Mueller are, isn't it?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 20, 2019 08:03 PM (oVJmc)

386 Trump's hair is funny in the wind.

Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2019 08:03 PM (cF8AT)

387 The scary thing about the current Jeopardy champ: he's not a third of the way to the number of games that that guy Jennings won. He's just winning a lot bigger.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 08:03 PM (yQpMk)

388 Zombie, wow, thanks!

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 08:03 PM (PbpT7)

389 "Our country is FULL. We don't want them coming up."


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 20, 2019 08:03 PM (ufFY8)

390 So is there no limit to how many times someone can win? This dude could go on forever the way he's slaughtering opponents nightly.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 20, 2019 08:04 PM (FiUMj)

391 Oh, and I remember I had Onion rings with that. Don't go there if you like OR's, you wont anymore.

Whataburger has the Best Onion Rings made by any restaurant, anywhere. I get them every time.

the most disgusting "onion rings" in the world are the ones that aren't made out of real Onion, but instead are fried and pressed circles of reconstituted onion paste. And sawdust, they taste like they gotta be half sawdust.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2019 08:04 PM (V2Yro)

392 Wait, ace, you're still on that fast from last week? What day is it? 9 or 10 or so?

Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:04 PM (aXucN)

393 "What's going on at FOX? They are putting more Democrats on than ever now."

LOL

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 20, 2019 08:04 PM (ufFY8)

394 But...but...how do you use an escalator as a...

Nevermind. This is the most degenerate thing I've read all day.
Posted by: Kensington at May 20, 2019 08:03 PM (y87jW)

Do it right and it'll do the wiping for you!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2019 08:05 PM (Ct55T)

395 372 Then again, no country in Europe has anything remotely like the 2A.

Neither does California.

Posted by: adobe juan kenobe at May 20, 2019 08:05 PM (ST2AL)

396 It's lik a cast for a broken wrist, but with metal screws they screw into your bones to keep it stable -- for serious fractures. It had big pointy screws sticking out of it, very sharp and dangerous.


She was part of the Borg Collective.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 08:05 PM (yQpMk)

397 I am fasting onion rings

Posted by: E. Stan Bull at May 20, 2019 08:05 PM (B+t5k)

398 I really like Chick Fil A, so thankfully I have to travel a decent way down to the valley to get me sum.
But Honestly we are avoiding . going any place like that lately, except for the drive through. I don't know where many of AOS readers reside, but out West its usually a good bet there is an "immigrant" family bathing, taking care of bodily functions, and sometimes even conducting business in the bathrooms of these establishments.

Posted by: Quilp at May 20, 2019 08:05 PM (Bf3hj)

399 392 Wait, ace, you're still on that fast from last week? What day is it? 9 or 10 or so?

Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:04 PM (aXucN)

I think above he said day 12 heading into 13.

Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2019 08:05 PM (cF8AT)

400 The last time I had one of BK's classic chicken sandwiches I had a flashback to 1979 HS cafeteria

--

I read that as elastic chicken sandwiches.

Posted by: Lady in Black, Death to the Man Bun at May 20, 2019 08:05 PM (JoUsr)

401
I can already imagine it showing up in pictures in all sorts of public places like a guerilla art project.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 08:03 PM


it'll be the Horde version of "flat stanley"

hmmm, maybe in front of the happiest place on earth?

Posted by: AltonJackson Come to the MoMe In June link in nick at May 20, 2019 08:06 PM (26G1N)

402 Customer for life.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 20, 2019 08:02 PM (Y4EXg)
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That's wonderful. And it doesn't surprise me at all.

I know a fair number of kids that work or have worked at three Chick-Fil-As around here. All of them are exactly the same off the job as they are on - polite, friendly, nice. They have a great business model going there.

Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:06 PM (aXucN)

403 Tonypete, great anecdote.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 20, 2019 08:06 PM (QDnY+)

404 Trump's hair is funny in the wind.
Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2019 08:03 PM (cF8AT)

The Weasel, my friend, is blowin' in the wind
The Weasel is blowin' in the wind...

Posted by: Vanya at May 20, 2019 08:06 PM (U7voe)

405 Instead of treating it delicately, she took advantage of having a permanent weapon attached to her arm, like Wolverine or something.
Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 08:01 PM (5tb4C)


I'm sorry, but I can't find it in myself to judge someone for hitting people with a huge metal weapon anchored through their wrist into the living bone whenever they feel like it. It's like winning the cyborg lottery.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 08:06 PM (t+qrx)

406 WAIT!

ACE IS MARRIED?

WTH?

Posted by: LeftCoast

Not if he eats ten cans of smelly tuna a day, he's not. But he's gonna be super cut! You bish's!

Posted by: Boswell at May 20, 2019 08:07 PM (32YRo)

407 382 "So they disassembled the escalator to discover than the gears and
mechanical innards were completely encrusted with HUMAN FECES. Hundreds
of pounds of it. Homeless bums had been using the escalator as an
outdoor toilet every night for years."
======

But...but...how do you use an escalator as a...

Nevermind. This is the most degenerate thing I've read all day.
Posted by: Kensington


The escalator was turned off for the night at midnight. The bums would then use the non-moving escalator as their night-toilet. When it turned on automatically in the morning, the shit was carried away -- into the machinery underneath. I think the BART employees never realized what was happening until it was too late.

Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 08:07 PM (5tb4C)

408 I think above he said day 12 heading into 13.
Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2019 08:05 PM (cF8AT)
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Oh dear. Now I've got my "I'm everyone's mom" worry hat on.

Hydrate, ace! Hydrate like the wind!

Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:07 PM (aXucN)

409 Kean-nood.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2019 08:08 PM (Ct55T)

410 The US was a colony that became a great nation. UK was a great nation that became a colony.

Funny old world.

Posted by: Regular joe at May 20, 2019 08:08 PM (zMaZS)

411 Anyone like Church's chicken?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 20, 2019 08:08 PM (Z+IKu)

412 Aah, the rally is at the airport.
Right next to AF1.

Cool.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 20, 2019 08:08 PM (ufFY8)

413 Actually, Czech Republic has been mulling a 2A addition to their constitution, I think to counter EU nonsense [and it has a gun culture, one of the few in Europe].



Posted by: rhomboid at May 20, 2019 08:08 PM (QDnY+)

414 Tom Servo @ 328- Tacqerea Lugar? That the one on Gentry puts shredded cabbage in tacos and such? If so they is the bomba.

Posted by: Eromero at May 20, 2019 08:09 PM (qBNEP)

415 The only thing I really like in my ice cream is a peanut butter ribbon
in chocolate ice cream. That is living large in my book.


This, too, is awesome ice cream. IIRC, Haagen-Daas makes that.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 08:09 PM (HaL55)

416 New Yorker critic discovers that the 'Gosnell' movie is 'transparently racist, repulsive' pro-life propaganda

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Everything is rayciss!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 20, 2019 08:09 PM (+y/Ru)

417 411 Anyone like Church's chicken?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 20, 2019 08:08 PM (Z+IKu)

Haven't had it since I lived in Chicago in the '90's. It was very good - from what I remember...but their biscuit were to die for.

Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2019 08:10 PM (cF8AT)

418 >>>Tuna in water - its shit, I know - but eat the starkist crap thing in that little can with a samll amount of salt 10 times a day during your fast and you'll make it.

well I might try that at some point but I'm on a real fast -- I'm not eating. Anything. Nothing.

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 08:11 PM (PbpT7)

419 Oh dear. Now I've got my "I'm everyone's mom" worry hat on.

Hydrate, ace! Hydrate like the wind!

Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:07 PM (aXucN)

I'm not saying nuttin'...people gonna do what they do.

Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2019 08:11 PM (cF8AT)

420 416 New Yorker critic discovers that the 'Gosnell' movie is 'transparently racist, repulsive' pro-life propaganda

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Everything is rayciss!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 20, 2019 08:09 PM (+y/Ru)

That's like saying "Inglorius Basterds" was racist against Austrians.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2019 08:11 PM (Ct55T)

421 I gotta try Church's chicken and Whataburger.

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 08:11 PM (PbpT7)

422 This, too, is awesome ice cream. IIRC, Haagen-Daas makes that.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 08:09 PM (HaL55)
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The first time I ever had it was at Baskin-Robbins when I was in college, uh, last century. But now, pretty much everyone makes it. The Harris Teeter brand (the natural line) is really good. When they put it on sale I feel like they're talking to me.

Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:11 PM (aXucN)

423 380 You know what Backwards Boy, I'm a purist. I don't really like stuff in my ice cream. Or even on it, unless it's something like hot fudge sauce. The only thing I really like in my ice cream is a peanut butter ribbon in chocolate ice cream. That is living large in my book.

Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:02 PM (aXucN)


Sweet Cream Ice Cream.


like vanilla ice cream, except no vanilla.

yum.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 08:11 PM (sy5kK)

424 I'm pretty pleased with it, nice & heavy

it'll last for years
Posted by: AltonJackson Come to the MoMe In June link in nick at May 20, 2019 07:59 PM (26G1N)

I can already imagine it showing up in pictures in all sorts of public places like a guerilla art project.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 08:03 PM (t+qrx)
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Assault lawn gnome?

Cannon?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 20, 2019 08:12 PM (kQs4Y)

425 Oh, and I remember I had Onion rings with that. Don't go there if you like OR's, you wont anymore.

Posted by: Quilp at May 20, 2019 08:00 PM (Bf3hj)

Last time I went which is the last time I'll ever go, what passed for onion rings was a bunch of burnt batter crumbs with a few traces of onion.

I suppose I should be grateful that there was no spit on my Whopper

Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2019 08:12 PM (0Ntuf)

426 just to clarify: I'm fasting, not on a cleanse where I have some restricted diet but I'm still eating.

I'm not eating anything at all, nor drinking anything with calories.

With the trivial exception of some sugar-free metamucil, to make sure I don't have GI issues. But that has 20 calories per tablespoon and I only have it once ever 2 or 3 days.

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 08:12 PM (PbpT7)

427 I'm not saying nuttin'...people gonna do what they do.
Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2019 08:11 PM (cF8AT)
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I agree. That doesn't mean I won't worry, though! I'm a mom! It's in my genes!

Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:12 PM (aXucN)

428 >>>Sweet Cream Ice Cream.


coldstone creamery used to have that in a no-sugar low carb form. It was good.

And then they stopped carrying that.

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 08:13 PM (PbpT7)

429 *spits*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 20, 2019 07:46 PM (isI7q)

A career in food preparation may be a great choice for you! Please apply online at...

Posted by: Burger King Human Resources at May 20, 2019 08:14 PM (0Ntuf)

430 I think ace forgot to open up the comments section in the new thread.
Time to end the fast.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 20, 2019 08:14 PM (RBOtF)

431 These women are swooning all over Trump. #3

Posted by: Braenyard at May 20, 2019 08:14 PM (gH2RJ)

432 Burger King food is more suitable as a weapons than something to eat. The routine E Colin outbreaks support that point.

That aside, the British government is a disgusting police state apparatus. When a milk shake was thrown on Tommy Robinson and his supporters pelted with bricks, the UK cops stood aside. Some grinned. This is moving towards civil war everywhere in the West, and particularly in the Anglosphere. It will ratchet up after the Brexit Party wins Thursday.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 20, 2019 08:14 PM (Ea9Sw)

433
Assault lawn gnome?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 20, 2019 08:12 PM


hokey smokes, that's a great idea, Eris

I'll have to do some research

Posted by: AltonJackson Come to the MoMe In June link in nick at May 20, 2019 08:14 PM (26G1N)

434 someone in the amazon comments says they sell Nando's Peri-Peri sauce at Target, and at one third the price the amazon jackwad is selling it for.

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 08:15 PM (PbpT7)

435 well I might try that at some point but I'm on a real fast -- I'm not eating. Anything. Nothing.

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 08:11 PM (PbpT7)
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Soon Ace will demand to be immured in a church wall, living on bone broth and the prayers of the Horde.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 20, 2019 08:15 PM (kQs4Y)

436 Fox has just completely stopped carrying Trump's rally...

Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2019 08:15 PM (cF8AT)

437 Ben Had, Mexican chocolate can be had in Texas ice creams? Which brands/stores? I have a Mercad0 Monterey 10 minutes from OP Eromero.

Posted by: Eromero at May 20, 2019 08:15 PM (qBNEP)

438 Burger King has descended to Popeye's level of quality and service.

Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2019 08:16 PM (0Ntuf)

439 Soon Ace will demand to be immured in a church wall, living on bone broth and the prayers of the Horde.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 20, 2019 08:15 PM (kQs4Y)
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I'm on it.

Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:16 PM (aXucN)

440 >>coldstone creamery used to have that in a no-sugar low carb form


Did they serve it with Raibow Sprinkles and in a Croc?

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 08:16 PM (488xF)

441 what people should do is buy a burger king milkshake then spill it or drop it or knock it over in the restaurant. or throw it at their front window. or doorway.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 20, 2019 08:20 PM (Pg+x7)

442 414 Tom Servo @ 328- Tacqerea Lugar? That the one on Gentry puts shredded cabbage in tacos and such? If so they is the bomba.
Posted by: Eromero at May 20, 2019 08:09 PM (qBNEP)

oh yeah, that's the one! My favorite is the #6, I think - they grill a big pile of chopped beef with butter, then put a big chunk of that beef in a lightly fried tortilla with a big chunk of queso blanco (white cheese) That's it - beef and cheese, cooked in butter, wrapped up - it is so good, it is addictive!

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2019 08:20 PM (V2Yro)

443 Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 20, 2019 08:20 PM (Pg+x7)

You forgot the sarc tag.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 20, 2019 08:21 PM (gH2RJ)

444 >>>Burger King has descended to Popeye's level of quality and service.

we don't love Popeye's anymore?

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 08:21 PM (PbpT7)

445 they grill a big pile of chopped beef with butter, then put a big chunk of that beef in a lightly fried tortilla with a big chunk of queso blanco (white cheese) That's it - beef and cheese, cooked in butter, wrapped up - it is so good, it is addictive!
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2019 08:20 PM (V2Yro)
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That sounds amazing. I hope ace isn't still here to see that.

Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:21 PM (aXucN)

446 Though Renn State is full of Leftist seminary students Trump could still fill Beaver stadium

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2019 08:21 PM (BbGew)

447 So somebody in California looked at an escalator and said, "You know what--that would be a great place to take a shit!" So he did take a shit. And all his friends saw him do it and thought, "Man, I gotta get me some a' that shit action."

Thus are legends of California made.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 20, 2019 08:22 PM (hjaPQ)

448 Penn State, been fighting my typing and autocucumber all night.

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2019 08:22 PM (BbGew)

449 443... i was serious.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 20, 2019 08:22 PM (Pg+x7)

450 #438 good

Posted by: McDonald's at May 20, 2019 08:53 PM (t1c4w)

451 I like the Whopper with cheese. I had my first ckikfila sandwich two weeks ago at a trade show (they were out of the spicy) and it was pretty darn good. I wanted to see what everyone was talking about. I didn't feel oppressed, but that's me.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at May 20, 2019 09:14 PM (/Fmtj)

Game of Boners: Over 1 Million Sign Petition Asking HBO to Remake Final Season So That It "Makes Sense"
And Also: Open Thread

Sometimes brevity isn't the soul of wit.

Sometimes brevity is just being lazy and slapdash.

As of Saturday evening, 1.02 million people had signed a Change.org petition saying the hit HBO series "deserves a final season that makes sense."

Dylan D., who started the petition to HBO, criticized series creators David Benioff and D.B. Weiss, accusing them of being "woefully incompetent writers when they have no source material (i.e. the books) to fall back on."

Apparently more signatures could be coming too, after Dylan posted an urgent plea saying: "Let's get to 1,500,000!"

I mentioned before that I don't have a problem with most of the actual story beats (except for what people are calling "Deus Ex Arya") except for the fact that they were very, very rushed, to the point where they just had no real impact because they were clearly writers' contrivances for the sake of being done with the series and not character evolutions that felt organic and earned.

If you're going to turn a character who has been a Big Damn Hero for seven years into a straight-up homicidal maniac villain, you need to show that descent into madness over the course of an entire season. Not three minutes here and there over the course of two episodes.

I don't hate that plotline on the merits; a lot of people have long suspected that was where the show was heading.

People suspected it because they know that George R.R. Martin says that he doesn't like conventional hero vs. villain stories. He prefers conflicts between people who are partly hero, partly villain. Or between heroes who just have a disagreement.

But is that what the producers of the show actually gave us? No. They did not give us a conflict between two admirable people who each had some flaws. Instead, they turned one of the two into Westerosi Hitler, and I guess want to defend this choice on grounds that it's "realistic."

But it's not. People don't turn into Hitler overnight.

A "realistic" ending would have involved two people, each with incompatible goals -- one to claim a birthright and establish a better world, one who just wants his own land to be free from rule by foreign despot -- but both essentially good. Just unable to compromise.

Turning one of the two into Dragon Fuhrer goes against whatever "gritty, realistic" point George R.R. Martin thinks he was making. It's just a final conflict between Good and Evil, just with the "evil" side being represented by someone who just executed the world's fastest personality change.

Damn, I've seen pro wrestlers foreshadow their impending heel-turn longer than these jokers did in this supposedly "prestige," "realistic" drama.

Nerdrotic, I think, mentioned that Dany had gone from hero to villain faster than Annikin Skywalker. "I will save people from everything, including death" to "brb, out murderin' all the younglings" in about 40 minutes.

Call her Daennykin.

Also: Jon Snow got jealous of Bran Stark getting all the attention for not doing anything at all and decided he would do even more nothing at all.

I mean, except for wearing the Sad and Confused Jon Stark face. Also known more simply as "the Jon Stark Face."

So you're the Prince Who Was Promised?

Promised what? A wedgie?

The Onion comes in for some snark.


'Game Of Thrones' Showrunners Disappointed With How Quality Of Fans Has Dropped Off Over Past Couple Seasons

LOS ANGELES-- Saying their once-beloved viewers have lost much of their luster in recent years, Game Of Thrones showrunners D.B. Weiss and David Benioff acknowledged Friday they have been frustrated with the way fans of the HBO series have declined in quality over the past few seasons.

...

"Nothing [the fans] do makes any sense anymore, and it just seems like they want the show to be over with as quickly as possible. It's pretty sad, to be honest."

Well, having split the fan base with a divisive and poorly thought out epic, what Benioff and Weiss need now is a property with a fully united fan base which won't give them any grief for screwing up a different once-beloved intellectual property.

So on to Star Wars, then!

David Benioff and D.B. Weiss moving to 'Star Wars': In an announcement that hopes to bring together fans of the biggest fantasy series of all time with the biggest sci-fi franchise, the showrunners for "Game of Thrones" will transition to a galaxy far, far away once Disney gets back to releasing new "Star Wars" movies. Assuming the world doesn’t end before the first arrives in 2022, Benioff and Weiss have shown gifts for compression and spectacle in adapting George R.R. Martin’s sprawling novels, but the past few seasons have revealed some big holes in their storytelling game. Maybe there’s a "Star Wars" book someone can write first?

I've got a baaad feeling about this...

and/or:

Here we go again!


What did you guys think? Like the show's producers, I'm just glad it's over so I can move on to more interesting material.

Oh, btw: We Are Real News, Mr. President.



#CNNPride

David Frenchie says, give me some of that sweet action:



David Frenchie really relates to the floppy weiners.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 05:42 PM




Comments

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1 No one actually WRITES any more.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 20, 2019 05:44 PM (oVJmc)

2 Except Ace, with the movie reviews.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 20, 2019 05:45 PM (oVJmc)

3 weiners, floppy weiners, weiners weiners...

not hard, not erect...

weiners...

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 05:46 PM (PbpT7)

4 I would just like to virtue signal that I've never seen a single GOT episode, which makes me better than you.

Posted by: Guy who has never seen a single GOT and is therefore better than you at May 20, 2019 05:46 PM (+dsLj)

5 It's a silly society.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 20, 2019 05:47 PM (oVJmc)

6 well now we know to not have watched. but most people don't have a time machine.

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 05:47 PM (PbpT7)

7 This does not engender optimism about the state of the country that my future grandchildren nearly adult children will live in.

Posted by: random lurker commenter at May 20, 2019 05:48 PM (48RE5)

8 Jeez.
It was just a TV show.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2019 05:48 PM (0tfLf)

9 I thought it was the stabbing & boobs show. What's the wieners thing? Not that I have a wiener in this fight, mind.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 05:48 PM (t+qrx)

10 Maybe there's a "Star Wars" book someone can write first?


Fuck off.

Posted by: Timothy Zahn at May 20, 2019 05:49 PM (oVJmc)

11 >>>8 Jeez.
It was just a TV show.

well, some of us read the books, and the preview chapters from the yet unreleased sixth book, and read the theory sites, etc.

So, for those of us who were dumb enough to become fans, it was more than a tv show.

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 05:49 PM (PbpT7)

12 This was a six episode season. Everyone was getting a million an episode. Why rush it? Do you not like money?

Posted by: Le Garde Vieux at May 20, 2019 05:49 PM (FwSdb)

13 Never saw one episode.

Posted by: WisRich at May 20, 2019 05:49 PM (G0vdT)

14 So feckless and fuckless Gayvid Frenchie who passes his wife around like candy at leftist cucktail parties berates all of Christiandom for voting for icky man Trump but is a fan of Game of Thrones?

Why Gayvid, do tell me more about your morally upright walk with the Lord free of sin and sex you fuckless twat monkey.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 20, 2019 05:49 PM (+dsLj)

15 Game of Thrones.

I watched a couple of episodes. Really don't get the attraction at all.

Dragons, the Army of the Dead. Sure, it's all just derivative of something else.

What was the other literary epic written earlier in the 20th century that seems like this? (taps forehead)
I should remember...soon.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at May 20, 2019 05:50 PM (vcOmj)

16 I have nary a fuck to give about this subject.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 20, 2019 05:50 PM (JFO2v)

17 I don't care

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 20, 2019 05:50 PM (41cY4)

18 'Game Of Thrones' Fans Confused As Aslan Suddenly Appears To Claim Iron Throne
https://tinyurl.com/y6sphocy

That'll do, Bee.


That'll do.

Posted by: mikeyG at May 20, 2019 05:51 PM (LL1Be)

19 I had a blast with the first season. I hadn't read any of the books and I was totally spoiler free. When the main character was killed on screen right in front of me it was an "oh shit" TV watching experience I will never forget. I literally leaped off the couch.

A lot of great moments over the years. Agree with pretty much everything ace wrote in his summation.

Posted by: Max Power at May 20, 2019 05:51 PM (QCc6B)

20 So is anyone going to tell us who won the fucking throne?

Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2019 05:51 PM (tH5fk)

21 Soooooft wieners
Nice and soft, non-erect
Wiiiiienerrrrs!

Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 05:51 PM (NWiLs)

22 Think I'll sit this one out. Don't have HBO and don't do fads.

No offense to those who do, btw. It's just me.


Posted by: LGoPs at May 20, 2019 05:51 PM (jYEmF)

23 Weiner/Holder 2020
Gotta get this trending/viral. Somebody with Photoshop-fu can meme the bejeepers out of this.
Can't remember who but I know it was one of you guys this morning.

Posted by: random lurker commenter at May 20, 2019 05:51 PM (48RE5)

24 Jeez.
It was just a TV show.
Posted by: Diogenes


You'll never be an SJW now.

The word is out. Trouble coming your way.

Here, have a beer.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at May 20, 2019 05:51 PM (vcOmj)

25 Glad I never watched the show then.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Memorial Day Special! AoS Brand Cuck Flensing Knives 50% off at The Outrage Outlet! at May 20, 2019 05:51 PM (hI/80)

26 >>>22 Think I'll sit this one out. Don't have HBO and don't do fads.


well it just ended, so it's not a fad any more.

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 05:52 PM (PbpT7)

27 18 'Game Of Thrones' Fans Confused As Aslan Suddenly Appears To Claim Iron Throne
https://tinyurl.com/y6sphocy

That'll do, Bee.


That'll do.
Posted by: mikeyG at May 20, 2019 05:51 PM (LL1Be)

Now THAT is some funny shit right there.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 05:52 PM (NWiLs)

28 They need to make a Shadow of the Torturer mini-series.

Posted by: Max Power at May 20, 2019 05:52 PM (QCc6B)

29 Never seen a single episode of this, or The Sopranos, or Breaking Bad, or Dexter, or any of these other 'must see' TV shows, so, virtue signalled.


But this one, a demand by the mob that they be retroactively supplicated, is a new one on me.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 20, 2019 05:52 PM (oVJmc)

30 you guys do know that game of thrones was stupid, right?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2019 05:52 PM (MTjB1)

31 Hi Insom!

why are you singing about flaccid penises?

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 20, 2019 05:53 PM (d7Ww2)

32 What was the other literary epic written earlier in the 20th century that seems like this? (taps forehead)
I should remember...soon.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at May 20, 2019 05:50 PM (vcOmj)


Joan Collins?

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 05:53 PM (t+qrx)

33 >>>30 you guys do know that game of thrones was stupid, right?


WE DO NOW!!

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 05:53 PM (PbpT7)

34 Please, please don't tell me this Democrat Game of Thrones thing involves ancient Democrat boobs.

Well, other than Creepy Joe who is definitely a boob.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 05:53 PM (JgA4k)

35 30 you guys do know that game of thrones was stupid, right?


WE DO NOW!!
Posted by: ace at M



lol, best laugh of the day so far.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2019 05:54 PM (MTjB1)

36 Confession time.
I watched a couple of the early boobs and swords episode but thought it was Harry Potter with boobs and swords.
I somehow must've missed the deep inner meanings that cuck David French has captured.
I must be a lousy intellect.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at May 20, 2019 05:54 PM (5U303)

37 George RR Martin is a freak

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 20, 2019 05:54 PM (41cY4)

38 Never watched it, Don't give a shit

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2019 05:54 PM (FwN37)

39 Should one feel pride in something they haven't done? Relief perhaps, but pride seems misplaced.

Posted by: Max Power at May 20, 2019 05:54 PM (QCc6B)

40 Fine.

Don't tell us. Preciouss

Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2019 05:54 PM (tH5fk)

41 Hellooooo nurse!


31 Hi Insom!

why are you singing about flaccid penises?

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 20, 2019 05:53 PM (d7Ww2)


See the video. South Park mockery of GoT.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 05:54 PM (NWiLs)

42 Season 8 was the best season. The first few seasons were a cheesefest.
A lot of us saw Dragon Girl for what she was since she burned the witch. Just admit you got suckered by a storytelling trick, and that in retrospect it all makes perfect sense. The list of villains ends with the moral of the story, as CS Lewis puts it

"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience"

Posted by: Prince Tuesday at May 20, 2019 05:54 PM (vtd+q)

43 What was the other literary epic written earlier in the 20th century that seems like this? (taps forehead)

I should remember...soon.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at May 20, 2019 05:50 PM (vcOmj)



Pippi Longstocking?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Memorial Day Special! AoS Brand Cuck Flensing Knives 50% off at The Outrage Outlet! at May 20, 2019 05:55 PM (hI/80)

44 "All these politicians and rulers were scheming and plotting to backstab
one another to take over Westeros, and suddenly this big lion dude
jumps out of nowhere and just starts eating everybody," one shocked
viewer said.



I would reconnect HBO just for the first 7 minutes of this episode.

Posted by: mikeyG at May 20, 2019 05:55 PM (LL1Be)

45
Nuke the whole fookin' thing from orbit. And their little dogs, too.

It's the only way to be sure.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2019 05:55 PM (pNxlR)

46 you know, what they should do is renew shows like this for two years or so, then right before the series finale starts filming, pay everyone off and yank it.

that way you do not have to let some second string bunch of writers write try and do something clever, unexpected, or "impressive" to build their resumes with.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2019 05:57 PM (MTjB1)

47
Grey Worm is the new king of the 7 kingdoms??

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at May 20, 2019 05:57 PM (f1en5)

48 What was the other literary epic written earlier in the 20th century that seems like this? (taps forehead)


I should remember...soon.


Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at May 20, 2019 05:50 PM (vcOmj)


Mary Poppins?

Posted by: LGoPs at May 20, 2019 05:57 PM (jYEmF)

49 The ones with the biggest problems seem to be the insane feminazis who are shrieking and bitter about about being denied their bedtime story of Girlpower Hugbox Conquers All.

So lol get fucked.

Posted by: Al Crapton at May 20, 2019 05:58 PM (EqlbN)

50 The writing was pretty shitty.

All I can say is that it could have been worse. But that doesn't make it good.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 20, 2019 05:58 PM (bcbK8)

51 I don't think anyone signs that petition thinking they'd actually redo season 8, I think they're doing it just to insult the writers.

Posted by: weew at May 20, 2019 05:58 PM (gk7if)

52 28 They need to make a Shadow of the Torturer mini-series.
Posted by: Max Power at May 20, 2019 05:52 PM (QCc6B)

They could never do it right without Wolfe around to restrain them. It would morph into The Shadow of the Intersectional Torturer faster than you can say "SJW cred." Best to leave Wolfe's creation intact.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 20, 2019 05:58 PM (RD7QR)

53 What was the other literary epic written earlier in the 20th century that seems like this? (taps forehead)


I should remember...soon.


Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at May 20, 2019 05:50 PM (vcOmj)


Bazooka Joe?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 20, 2019 05:58 PM (oVJmc)

54 I think Dany going mad was actually handled really well.

She'd shown signs of incredible viciousness and a complete lack of empathy for pretty much the entire show.

Walking away from her lover in Mereen and feeling nothing for it?

Burning the khals alive instead of just escaping with Jorah?

Watching her brother die coldly?

Sentencing the Tarlies to death when she had great room for letting them live?

How she handled the battle in the previous season? With fire and blood?

She's always been a vicious bloodthirsty cunt. Always. Hey embracing it fully because she knows that she'll never be able to rule out of love? Her understanding that Her picture of herself as the loved queen who inspires adoration? It's what she's wanted, but never had. She's only ever ruled through fear, fire, and blood.

It's alwaysbeen there. She didn't need 10 hours to get there, because she's alwaysbeen just at the precipice.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at May 20, 2019 05:59 PM (zZbCU)

55 Good writers nowadays are nonexistent, that's why they keep rebooting everything

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 20, 2019 05:59 PM (41cY4)

56 Oh and welcome David Benioff and D.B. Weiss to the Star Wars franchise, for the ten or eleven people who still care about it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 20, 2019 05:59 PM (bcbK8)

57 HBO will just roll out another show for idiots to watch and spend their precious little time on earth wooing over.

8 year olds.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 20, 2019 05:59 PM (Z+IKu)

58 Basically Martin lifted liberally from Lord of The Rings, Dragon Riders of Pern and Thomas Covenant the Unbeliever.

And clearly he's the laziest piece of shit to boot because even while stealing he can't finish his stupid series.

He's more likely to have stroke than finish the series.


Posted by: John The Savage at May 20, 2019 05:59 PM (mdPwd)

59 What was the other literary epic written earlier in the 20th century that seems like this? (taps forehead)



Lost?

Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2019 05:59 PM (tH5fk)

60
7 This does not engender optimism about the state of the country that my future grandchildren nearly adult children will live in.
Posted by: random lurker commenter at May 20, 2019 05:48 PM (48RE5)


I well recall a "poor, poor me" pity party review of Wreck-It Ralph because the phrase "nilly wafer" was uttered therein by King Candy. And that, of course, was a totes well-known anti-gay slur.

So this late-30s something gay and game playing CHILD pitched himself a hissy fit and lamented his hurt feelz.

"Grow the fook up"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2019 05:59 PM (pNxlR)

61 "If you're going to turn a character who has been a Big Damn Hero for seven years into a straight-up homicidal maniac villain, you need to show that descent into madness over the course of an entire season. "

This sentence has it all wrong. Danerys did not go mad. Jon Snow let the cat out of the bag that he was the rightful king and Danerys new that they would never accept her as a ruler because of it.

She was a woman skorned. That's it, that's all.

Aside from that we will leave a females biological curse out of the equation. Just saying.

Posted by: Drider at May 20, 2019 05:59 PM (Sr/4K)

62
One thing struck me in 804 when Tyrion and Varys were talking. Tyrion said something like: To think, all this started because a Barathean loved a Stark who didn't love him back.

Is that in the books?
Did "Robert's Rebellion" start because of that reason?

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at May 20, 2019 05:59 PM (f1en5)

63 The money ran out. Or they didn't have anywhere left to go because the final books were never written. Either way that had to roll this turd up somehow. The characters did not stay true in the end. It was a rush job.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at May 20, 2019 05:59 PM (0OmEj)

64 Glad I don't have HBO

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2019 06:00 PM (BbGew)

65 The ones with the biggest problems seem to be the insane feminazis who are shrieking and bitter about about being denied their bedtime story of Girlpower Hugbox Conquers All.



Yep. Lulz.


Your personal affirmation is based on bad fiction. Ha-ha.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 20, 2019 06:00 PM (oVJmc)

66
I thought Robert's Rebellion started because the Mad King was, you know, mad.

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at May 20, 2019 06:00 PM (f1en5)

67 Over 1 Million Sign Petition Asking HBO to Remake Final Season...

----

All the other fans roll their eyes and say, "Idiots! It's a true story, and they can't just make stuff up! They have to write what really happened!"

(I'm astounded how many people thought "The Martian" was a true story. I would ask, "You actually REMEMBER the whole world anxiously rooting for the guy on Mars to get rescued? ...Well, OK, you remember it NOW!"

Posted by: RKae at May 20, 2019 06:00 PM (3jjxb)

68 I love these retards and their Petitions!

They should object in a more interesting way.

Like with dioramas.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 06:00 PM (488xF)

69 Season 8 was the best season. The first few seasons were a cheesefest.
A
lot of us saw Dragon Girl for what she was since she burned the witch.
Just admit you got suckered by a storytelling trick, and that in
retrospect it all makes perfect sense.



I think I broke Google Translate.

Posted by: mikeyG at May 20, 2019 06:00 PM (LL1Be)

70 David Frenchie really relates to the floppy weiners.
===
Well, I've heard those weiners are the easiest to throat. So...

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 20, 2019 06:00 PM (pw+jk)

71 57 HBO will just roll out another show for idiots to watch and spend their precious little time on earth wooing over.

8 year olds.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 20, 2019 05:59 PM (Z+IKu)

Who like boobs.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 06:00 PM (NWiLs)

72 >>>People suspected it because they know that George R.R. Martin says that he doesn't like conventional hero vs. villain stories. He prefers conflicts between people who are partly hero, partly villain. Or between heroes who just have a disagreement.

How much say did Fatso get in what the show did after season 4 or 5, when it became apparent he wasn't finishing his books and that the ones he had put out after the show became a hit were complete trash.

Posted by: El Kabong at May 20, 2019 06:00 PM (datdl)

73
53 What was the other literary epic written earlier in the 20th century that seems like this? (taps forehead)

I should remember...soon.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at May 20, 2019 05:50 PM (vcOmj)


Dondi

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2019 06:01 PM (pNxlR)

74 As of Saturday evening, 1.02 million people had signed a Change.org petition saying the hit HBO series "deserves a final season that makes sense."

LOL. Get fucked.



Really.



... I'm still laughing ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 20, 2019 06:01 PM (vq6T3)

75 Glad I don't have HBO
Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2019 06:00 PM (BbGew)


Band of Brothers and John Adams were pretty good.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 06:01 PM (t+qrx)

76 Shoulda been ten seasons ten episodes each.

Coulda been truly epic.

But, honestly, HBO never expected the show to last as long as it did, and GRRM flaking out didn't help matters either.

End of season six, all of the principal actor contracts were due for renewal, budget concerns became a thing, and the show runners wanted outta Dodge.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 20, 2019 06:01 PM (I/iGu)

77 Oh and I proudly claim I am one of the Never Throners.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 20, 2019 06:01 PM (pw+jk)

78 Good writers nowadays are nonexistent, that's why they keep rebooting everything


It's the lawyers calling the creative shots. "Let's see...what do we have the rights to that we can merchandise??"

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 20, 2019 06:01 PM (oVJmc)

79 I love these retards and their Petitions!

They should object in a more interesting way.

Like with dioramas.



I miss papier-mache' heads.

Posted by: mikeyG at May 20, 2019 06:02 PM (LL1Be)

80 72 >>>People suspected it because they know that George R.R. Martin says that he doesn't like conventional hero vs. villain stories. He prefers conflicts between people who are partly hero, partly villain. Or between heroes who just have a disagreement.

How much say did Fatso get in what the show did after season 4 or 5, when it became apparent he wasn't finishing his books and that the ones he had put out after the show became a hit were complete trash.
Posted by: El Kabong at May 20, 2019 06:00 PM (datdl)

He supposedly shared his outline for where the books were going.

But the show has been 'alternate continuity' for a long, long time.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 20, 2019 06:02 PM (bcbK8)

81 73
53 What was the other literary epic written earlier in the 20th century that seems like this? (taps forehead)

I should remember...soon.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at May 20, 2019 05:50 PM (vcOmj)

Dondi
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2019 06:01 PM (pNxlR)

Superfriends

Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 06:02 PM (NWiLs)

82 I'm glad I don't have cable.

Posted by: dantesed at May 20, 2019 06:02 PM (88xKn)

83 That'll do, Bee.


That'll do.


Do be a Do Bee.

Don't be a Don't Bee.

Romper Room will be right back after these important messages...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 06:02 PM (HaL55)

84 Also, wrt the Frenchie article...boy, these NeverTrumpers that complain about clickbait conservative websites (Clickservatives they wittily coined them) sure do like writing Clickbait articles related to whatever popculture trend gets them higher in the Google search algorithm.

Posted by: El Kabong at May 20, 2019 06:02 PM (datdl)

85 I love these retards and their Petitions!

They should object in a more interesting way.

Like with dioramas.

Posted by: garrett

----

Edible dioramas made out of sweets!

Posted by: RKae at May 20, 2019 06:02 PM (3jjxb)

86 GOT is the best TV show ever.

Posted by: Sally Kohn at May 20, 2019 06:02 PM (pw+jk)

87 Only ever watched about 5 minutes of GoT, what a bloodbath

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2019 06:02 PM (BbGew)

88 I'm just sayin'

1 Million Dioramas is way more impressive than 1 Million signatures of cat owners.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 06:03 PM (488xF)

89 83 That'll do, Bee.


That'll do.

Do be a Do Bee.

Don't be a Don't Bee.

Romper Room will be right back after these important messages...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 06:02 PM (HaL55)

Do bee do bee dooo
/Sinatra

Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 06:03 PM (NWiLs)

90 I've never seen Game Of Thrones, but I can say with great confidence that the show needed more midgets. Like the Wizard of Oz, say.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 20, 2019 06:03 PM (vq6T3)

91 I give this petition 945 milli-mes.

Posted by: Sally Kohn at May 20, 2019 06:04 PM (pw+jk)

92 A petition wow good to see that people can still be moved to action too bad its for something trivial. I'm a GOT fan and although I didn't like this season I'm not about to throw a tantrum over it and sign a goofy petition. As for Star Wars the freaking Last Jedi ruined it for me so I couldn't care less who directs the next one.

Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at May 20, 2019 06:04 PM (2RvNA)

93 >>>He supposedly shared his outline for where the books were going.
But the show has been 'alternate continuity' for a long, long time.

Oh GOODIE. So he'll finally finish the books (THE REAL CONTINUITY) and then we can have a second round of this show. Wonderful.

Posted by: El Kabong at May 20, 2019 06:04 PM (datdl)

94 Do be a Do Bee.

Don't be a Don't Bee.

Romper Room will be right back after these important messages...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN

----

Do Bee and Don't Bee was for people who couldn't handle the gritty realism of Goofus and Gallant.

Posted by: RKae at May 20, 2019 06:04 PM (3jjxb)

95 >>the show needed more midgets. Like the Wizard of Oz, say.


This is true.

Maybe our local representative from the Lollipop Guild will have something to say about this.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 06:04 PM (488xF)

96 I love these retards and their Petitions!



They should object in a more interesting way.



Like with dioramas.


*cough*puppets*cough*

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 06:04 PM (HaL55)

97
HBO should accede to release a do-over. The sole change being backgrounds festooned with heads of PDJT on pikes.

'Cause that was soooooooo transgressive when they did it with GWB's head that one time.

In the closing credits displayed prominently will be "LOL fuck off".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2019 06:04 PM (pNxlR)

98 "Apparently more signatures could be coming too, after Dylan posted an urgent plea saying: 'Let's get to 1,500,000!'"

Well that ought to do it, that right there.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 06:04 PM (t+qrx)

99 Screw the petition. Maybe these retards can form a mob and tar and feather HBO management types they catch in the streets. That would be funny.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 20, 2019 06:05 PM (vq6T3)

100 I'm going to see Better Call Saul through to the end but I think after that i'm going to quit the "prestige TV" and "second golden age of television" shit. I've got shelves full of books to read.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 20, 2019 06:05 PM (xPl2J)

101 Yeah the rushed pacing this season has been a problem but I wasn't appalled by it until last night. I also am tired of seemingly everything now having to have strange forced humor.

Sam standing up and being all "why don't we try a democracy" and everyone was else guffawing and making bad jokes felt like something out of a low budget Meet the Spartans type movie.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at May 20, 2019 06:05 PM (SkuXa)

102 The only way I would ever watch the GoT finale is if it was rewritten so that at the end, Jar Jar Binks drops down from the sky and says "Meesa Gonna Be KING!!! YAAAEEHHHH!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2019 06:05 PM (k1TUh)

103
*cough*puppets*cough*
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 06:04 PM (HaL55)


With papier mache heads, of course.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2019 06:05 PM (pNxlR)

104 Edible dioramas made out of sweets!





Posted by: RKae at May 20, 2019 06:02 PM (3jjxb)

===Edible dioramas made out of dicks!


Missed it by> < that much.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 20, 2019 06:05 PM (pw+jk)

105 Do Bee and Don't Bee was for people who couldn't handle the gritty realism of Goofus and Gallant.

Posted by: RKae at May 20, 2019 06:04 PM (3jjxb)

What Highlights for Kids left out is that ten years later, Goofus was slaying pussy left and right, and Gallant was locked in a sexless marriage, working a job he hated to pay the mortgage, while his wife fucked the poolboy.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 06:05 PM (NWiLs)

106 In the closing credits displayed prominently will be "LOL fuck off".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2019 06:04 PM (pNxlR)


They're going to borrow the BarkyCare help line for a while:

1-800-FU1CKYO!!!!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 20, 2019 06:06 PM (vq6T3)

107 As epic as the shrieking has been regarding this season of GOT, nothing tops The Walking Dead in terms of people constantly watching a popular show and hating it over and over again.

Posted by: El Kabong at May 20, 2019 06:06 PM (datdl)

108 >>=Edible dioramas made out of dicks!

Are you on LinkedIn?

We would like to hire you.

Posted by: Dick-in-a-Box Corp. at May 20, 2019 06:06 PM (488xF)

109 90 I've never seen Game Of Thrones, but I can say with great confidence that the show needed more midgets. Like the Wizard of Oz, say.


They should have some song and dance scenes.

Posted by: dantesed at May 20, 2019 06:06 PM (88xKn)

110 SO Cap'n Cuck Billy will rule the world?

Posted by: golfman at May 20, 2019 06:06 PM (OE84+)

111 Was there some kind of big deal going on last night?

Posted by: Some other guy at May 20, 2019 06:07 PM (EyFCU)

112 GoT should have ended with Lu Bu storming through Westeros on Red Hare and lopping everybody's head off with his spear, shouting "GET OF MY WAY!!!!"

And then he'd have rode Red Hare off into the sunset, with no interest in the land or whatever survivors were left.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 20, 2019 06:07 PM (pgXNG)

113
The GoT dvd box set will be a real bargain now.

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at May 20, 2019 06:07 PM (f1en5)

114 What Highlights for Kids left out is that ten years
later, Goofus was slaying pussy left and right, and Gallant was locked
in a sexless marriage, working a job he hated to pay the mortgage, while
his wife fucked the poolboy.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 06:05 PM (NWiLs)

===
Golf clap!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 20, 2019 06:07 PM (pw+jk)

115 They should have some song and dance scenes.

Posted by: dantesed at May 20, 2019 06:06 PM (88xKn)


Bollywood-style!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 20, 2019 06:07 PM (vq6T3)

116 107 As epic as the shrieking has been regarding this season of GOT, nothing tops The Walking Dead in terms of people constantly watching a popular show and hating it over and over again.
Posted by: El Kabong at May 20, 2019 06:06 PM (datdl)

I bailed on TWD a few seasons back. It became a chore rather than an enjoyable diversion.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 06:07 PM (NWiLs)

117 well the ending did really stink on ice
BUT I usually fix these things myself by selecting my own ending

so I've decided that for me GoT ended the ep BEFORE this, and Dany just ruled the shit out of Westeros, didn't go all Hitler, and made Jon her manservant

FIN

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 20, 2019 06:07 PM (Rarvo)

118
Keep in mind: HBO made their viewers wait TWO YEARS for this.

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at May 20, 2019 06:08 PM (f1en5)

119 61 "If you're going to turn a character who has been a Big Damn Hero for seven years into a straight-up homicidal maniac villain, you need to show that descent into madness over the course of an entire season. "

Just don't drag it out over the course of three increasingly bad movies. And don't name your hero Anakin.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2019 06:08 PM (k1TUh)

120 Was there some kind of big deal going on last night?
Posted by: Some other guy at May 20, 2019 06:07 PM (EyFCU)


Weasel's gun thread was pretty good.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 06:08 PM (t+qrx)

121 GoT was a big hit because it was character driven. In hindsight you can say that too much time got invested in too many character arcs

This season turned into a telenovela and then got truly bad as characters got resolved much too quickly and arbitrarily

And don't get me going on the military strategy

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 20, 2019 06:08 PM (mSMPg)

122 109 90 I've never seen Game Of Thrones, but I can say with great confidence that the show needed more midgets. Like the Wizard of Oz, say.


They should have some song and dance scenes.
Posted by: dantesed at May 20, 2019 06:06 PM (88xKn)

On second thought, let's not go to Westeros. It is a silly place.

Posted by: josephistan at May 20, 2019 06:08 PM (Izzlo)

123 >>the show needed more midgets. Like the Wizard of Oz, say.

Need to set the show in Haunchyville.



Posted by: RKae at May 20, 2019 06:08 PM (3jjxb)

124 My way works!

(see: only three seasons of Buffy, only three Star Wars films ever made, only three Indiana Jones films...)

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 20, 2019 06:08 PM (Rarvo)

125 As epic as the shrieking has been regarding this season of GOT, nothing tops The Walking Dead in terms of people constantly watching a popular show and hating it over and over again.
Posted by: El Kabong



I guess you've never met a Star Wars fan.

Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2019 06:08 PM (tH5fk)

126 Edible dioramas made out of dicks!



Are you on LinkedIn?



We would like to hire you.

Posted by: Dick-in-a-Box Corp. at May 20, 2019 06:06 PM (488xF)

====
So THAT explains my one search on Likedin last week.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 20, 2019 06:09 PM (pw+jk)

127 it was a very lazy ending, it was as if the budget had been previously blown and they just needed a very quick ending.......i love how they just gave it to bran. there he sat like fdr ready for the new deal.......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 20, 2019 06:09 PM (0O7c5)

128 No one thinks the petition will actually work... they're just doing it to take a big public jab at the writing

Posted by: weew at May 20, 2019 06:09 PM (gk7if)

129 Keep in mind: HBO made their viewers wait TWO YEARS for this.


That part really is funny

Man we are IDIOTS

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 20, 2019 06:09 PM (Rarvo)

130 Keep in mind: HBO made their viewers wait TWO YEARS for this.

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at May 20, 2019 06:08 PM (f1en5


Keep in mind, HBO hates you.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Memorial Day Special! AoS Brand Cuck Flensing Knives 50% off at The Outrage Outlet! at May 20, 2019 06:09 PM (hI/80)

131 I was in a hotel room twice, when I flipped on HBO hoping for tits and was undissappointed.


A) when somebody was pounding a chick doggy-style - who turned out to be his sister

2) when some bitch was on fire and flying lizards were surrounding her

I was bored with the rest and settled for the far more realistic and attainable the "Dragons DP'd My StepSister" category on good ol' reliable Pornhub.

Posted by: mikeyG at May 20, 2019 06:09 PM (LL1Be)

132
g'early evenin', 'rons

I gots nothing on the topic

Posted by: AltonJackson Come to the MoMe In June link in nick at May 20, 2019 06:09 PM (26G1N)

133 >>>I bailed on TWD a few seasons back. It became a chore rather than an enjoyable diversion.

I was done after season 2. The farmhouse bullshit was just too much.

But for some reason, lots of people just keep watching it and then grumbling about how much they hate it. It's really weird.

Posted by: El Kabong at May 20, 2019 06:09 PM (datdl)

134 People disappointed because an adaptation ran out of source material and ended poorly?

Welcome to the life of an anime fan. This happens roughly 7 times a year.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at May 20, 2019 06:10 PM (bex5j)

135 They should have done that musical episode that all series resort to when they are dying a slow death

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 20, 2019 06:10 PM (41cY4)

136 Never seen it.
Game of Thrones >= Empire?

Posted by: wth at May 20, 2019 06:10 PM (v0R5T)

137 No one thinks the petition will actually work... they're just doing it to take a big public jab at the writing

Posted by: weew at May 20, 2019 06:09 PM (gk7if)


I thought they were doing it to publicly establish what total losers they are.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 20, 2019 06:10 PM (vq6T3)

138 Hey, AltonJackson.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 06:10 PM (t+qrx)

139 I was bored with the rest and settled for the far more realistic and attainable the "Dragons DP'd My StepSister" category on good ol' reliable Pornhub.
Posted by: mikeyG at May 20, 2019 06:09 PM (LL1Be)

*scratches head*
That must be on the secret menu or something 'cause I ain't never heard of that one.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 06:10 PM (NWiLs)

140
well, some of us read the books, and the preview chapters from the yet unreleased sixth book, and read the theory sites, etc.

So, for those of us who were dumb enough to become fans, it was more than a tv show.

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 05:49 PM


***

I hear ya ace.
I watched the last MASH, most of the original Star Trek, and think the best TV ever was Foyle's War.
So yeah, I get it.
Different strokes and all.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2019 06:10 PM (0tfLf)

141
119 61 "If you're going to turn a character who has been a Big Damn Hero for seven years into a straight-up homicidal maniac villain, you need to show that descent into madness over the course of an entire season. "

Just don't drag it out over the course of three increasingly bad movies. And don't name your hero Anakin.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2019 06:08 PM (k1TUh)


Well, fook 'em. Just have the last scene be Bobby Ewing in the shower.

It was all a bad dream. Nay, a nightmare!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2019 06:10 PM (pNxlR)

142 >>>I guess you've never met a Star Wars fan.

Most of them loved the original trilogy.

With TWD, they seem to hate every character, plot line, setting, episode, etc. And just keep going.

Posted by: El Kabong at May 20, 2019 06:10 PM (datdl)

143 Petitions?

Why don't they go into public spaces and scream!

...That's how they ended the Trump presidency.

Posted by: RKae at May 20, 2019 06:11 PM (3jjxb)

144 I only watch TWD hoping for Rick to die in some awful fashion

I have given up on that tho - assuming he's still not dead?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 20, 2019 06:11 PM (Rarvo)

145 I heard on the news when I was out and about that China blocked HBO season finale of GoT.

Chinee are mad!

Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2019 06:11 PM (cF8AT)

146 What Highlights for Kids left out is that ten years
later, Goofus was slaying pussy left and right, and Gallant was locked
in a sexless marriage, working a job he hated to pay the mortgage, while
his wife fucked the poolboy.

Posted by: Insomniac



*holds up lighter*

Posted by: mikeyG at May 20, 2019 06:11 PM (LL1Be)

147 My way works!

(see: only three seasons of Buffy, only three Star Wars films ever made, only three Indiana Jones films...)
Posted by: BlackOrchid



Yep. Rule of Threes.

Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2019 06:11 PM (tH5fk)

148 I don't know any of the Game of Thrones characters, but did one of them jump his horse over the shark tank? You can't end a series without that.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 20, 2019 06:11 PM (vq6T3)

149 Here's a question I posed on the Twats this morning:

This is supposedly HBO's most successful original series ever. It is also the most expensive.

Why only the six episodes for this season? Was it money? Is it as simple as that? Did the execs at HBO say you have this much money and that only gives you that many episodes and then the writers said okay we have to get all of these plot points in and so instead of characters, exposition it is!

All of the comments I've seen about it, from those who liked it and those who didn't, focus on how rushed this season was. Why the rush? If anything, you would think HBO would want to drag out the season in order to keep those sweet, sweet HBO Now subscriptions active. Is it just money? Or were the writers just that tired of it all? Or maybe both.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 20, 2019 06:11 PM (GbPPJ)

150 144 I only watch TWD hoping for Rick to die in some awful fashion

I have given up on that tho - assuming he's still not dead?
Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 20, 2019 06:11 PM (Rarvo)

He feels happy!

Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 06:11 PM (NWiLs)

151 107 I have given it up about the last 3 seasons

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2019 06:11 PM (BbGew)

152 >> I only watch TWD hoping for Rick to die in some awful fashion


I think you mean Pawn Stars.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 06:12 PM (488xF)

153
You'll never be an SJW now.

The word is out. Trouble coming your way.

Here, have a beer.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at May 20, 2019 05:51 PM


*****

Thanxs!

**tips USB port towards mouth**

Ahhh...and IPA!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2019 06:12 PM (0tfLf)

154 Talk about first world problems.

People are pissed over a TV show.

Meanwhile, Israel is getting pounded.
We are being invaded by foreigners.
France is in turmoil.
England is in a fight over of its sovereign.

And the US President had his own Government attempt to overthrow him.

Posted by: Don Q at May 20, 2019 06:12 PM (NgKpN)

155
Jamie Lannister never got his just desserts. In fact, he took a nice dump on Sir Brianne, just for good measure.

I don't understand why it was necessary for Jamie to Revert To Type like that.

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at May 20, 2019 06:12 PM (f1en5)

156 119 61 "If you're going to turn a character who has been a Big Damn Hero for seven years into a straight-up homicidal maniac villain, you need to show that descent into madness over the course of an entire season. "

That was blamed on Trump I assume.

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 20, 2019 06:12 PM (JgA4k)

157 They should have done that musical episode that all series resort to when they are dying a slow death

they very nearly did just that, with the one really boring ep before the White Walkers came, where they all hung around in a bar drinking and singing songs and shit

and Ace I feel you - also read all the books yadda yadda. there is some slim hope the final books will be decent.

lol

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 20, 2019 06:12 PM (Rarvo)

158 147 My way works!

(see: only three seasons of Buffy, only three Star Wars films ever made, only three Indiana Jones films...)
Posted by: BlackOrchid


Yep. Rule of Threes.
Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2019 06:11 PM (tH5fk)

Three scoops, three terms

Posted by: josephistan at May 20, 2019 06:12 PM (Izzlo)

159
Don't you dare disrespect petitions, man!

They're like, like, the PUREST form of democracy!

* sputters and collapses in a foaming-at-the-mouth fit *

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2019 06:12 PM (pNxlR)

160 With TWD, they seem to hate every character, plot line, setting, episode, etc. And just keep going.

Posted by: El Kabong

----

So, they're kind of like... zombies, or something?

Posted by: RKae at May 20, 2019 06:13 PM (3jjxb)

161 Next Week: Which Godzilla monster is each Presidential Candidate?

Posted by: El Kabong at May 20, 2019 06:13 PM (datdl)

162 I was bored with the rest and settled for the far more realistic and
attainable the "Dragons DP'd My StepSister" category on good ol'
reliable Pornhub.

Posted by: mikeyG at May 20, 2019 06:09 PM (LL1Be)

===
I was skiing with a buddy a few years ago and he said "I'm gonna attack that mountain lie it just raped my sister!"
He then went into one of the best yard sales I have ever seen. Hell, I almost ate shit from laughing so hard.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 20, 2019 06:13 PM (pw+jk)

163 OK I recognize Warren and Biden in the Cilliza silliness. Who is the RBF blonde? It Beto the clean shaving young twerp? Who is the scruffy beard dude?

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at May 20, 2019 06:13 PM (eASYU)

164 At least GOT was allowed to actually have an ending.


Carnivale was a great show on HBO, the ratings were mediocre, they ran out of money and literally ended it on cliffhanger and that was it.


Didn't even have at least a rushed finale episode to tie up loose ends.

Posted by: John The Savage at May 20, 2019 06:13 PM (mdPwd)

165 shaven, clean shaven.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at May 20, 2019 06:13 PM (eASYU)

166
Why only the six episodes for this season? Was it money?

They were extra-long eps, tho.
They could've edited the 6 eps to 8.

I dunno, is my answer.

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at May 20, 2019 06:14 PM (f1en5)

167 The Wanking Dead

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 06:14 PM (488xF)

168 Kathleen Kennedy seems to have the Midas touch: Everything she touches turns into a muffler.

Posted by: DavidR at May 20, 2019 06:14 PM (dmUCR)

169
152 >> I only watch TWD hoping for Rick to die in some awful fashion


I think you mean Pawn Stars.
Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 06:12 PM (488xF)


Zombies pawning brains? Saaaaaay, that might work!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2019 06:14 PM (pNxlR)

170 Keep in mind, HBO hates you.

..

Yup. But they love that sweet cash. They will take it from you, nay, you will hand it to them.

And then they use it against you.

Posted by: Ha at May 20, 2019 06:14 PM (8viKR)

171 149 All of the comments I've seen about it, from those who liked it and those who didn't, focus on how rushed this season was. Why the rush? If anything, you would think HBO would want to drag out the season in order to keep those sweet, sweet HBO Now subscriptions active. Is it just money? Or were the writers just that tired of it all? Or maybe both.
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 20, 2019 06:11 PM (GbPPJ

=====

I don't get the rushed comment. I three episodes virtually nothing happened.

I think it's around Dany, people think she was good, especially in the most recent seasons, and get turn to evil was quick.

I, as i wrote above, disagree. I think she was evil from the beginning, and people wanted her to be good, papering over her evil in their minds. Her going bad wasn't a huge jump for me. It felt natural.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at May 20, 2019 06:14 PM (zZbCU)

172 164 At least GOT was allowed to actually have an ending.


Carnivale was a great show on HBO, the ratings were mediocre, they ran out of money and literally ended it on cliffhanger and that was it.


Didn't even have at least a rushed finale episode to tie up loose ends.
Posted by: John The Savage at May 20, 2019 06:13 PM (mdPwd)

Carnivale was AMAZING and I was pissed they didn't have a third season.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 06:14 PM (NWiLs)

173 What was the other literary epic written earlier in the 20th century that seems like this? (taps forehead)



I should remember...soon.



Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at May 20, 2019 05:50 PM (vcOmj)



Dondi

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2019 06:01 PM (pNxlR)



Superfriends

Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 06:02 PM (NWiLs)


Lord of the ...er...what the hell was it?...flies? Yes, that's it, Lord of the TseTse's?

Posted by: LGoPs at May 20, 2019 06:14 PM (jYEmF)

174 The reboot.

Ned Stark awakes from his bad dream.

Posted by: geoffb at May 20, 2019 06:14 PM (zOpu5)

175 Game of Thrones is just a shelf for flopping wieners.

Posted by: St. Horace the Obtuse at May 20, 2019 06:14 PM (CsvE8)

176 Re: Nadler's "Gunt" in the Sidebar
I always thought it was a FUPA. Or is that only in the context of the ladies?

Posted by: Gunslinger at May 20, 2019 06:14 PM (R2gO3)

177 155
Jamie Lannister never got his just desserts. In fact, he took a nice dump on Sir Brianne, just for good measure.

I don't understand why it was necessary for Jamie to Revert To Type like that.
Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at May 20, 2019 06:12 PM (f1en5)

I saw a meme today with a close-up of what Brianne had written in the book about Jamie:

"Laid a good pipe, but hit and quit"

Posted by: josephistan at May 20, 2019 06:14 PM (Izzlo)

178 I only watch TWD hoping for Rick to die in some awful fashion



I think you mean Pawn Stars.



I had the same experience with Magnum, PI.

Posted by: mikeyG at May 20, 2019 06:14 PM (LL1Be)

179 The Starks remind me of the McCains.

Posted by: lyn at May 20, 2019 06:14 PM (y2Rpg)

180 D and D (the head whatever, writers I guess you'd call them?) didn't want to do any more eps

HBO wanted a longer season!

those two dudes were like, nah brah

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 20, 2019 06:15 PM (Rarvo)

181 Huh, and here I thought it was all an elaborate PsyOp.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 20, 2019 06:15 PM (isI7q)

182 When I first heard about this show, I thought it was musical chairs with toilets.

Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 06:15 PM (5tb4C)

183 If they can bring back the retarded Jon Snow they can bring back a chick who had dragon babies whilst on fire.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 20, 2019 06:15 PM (4e+hS)

184 Fortunately I never watched GoT, and after the disaster of The Last Jedi, I might not watch Star Wars anymore.

And I've said that before, but I honestly don't have any interest in Episode IX. I saw the trailer while waiting for Avengers to start, and my reaction was just a big eyeroll.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 20, 2019 06:15 PM (yWn4J)

185 >>Don't you dare disrespect petitions, man!

>>They're like, like, the PUREST form of democracy!


Anytime one of those idiots accosts me, I laugh at them and tell them to grow up.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 06:15 PM (488xF)

186 When it comes to actual use of violence, I've never met a woman who would do anything but avoid it at all cost. In most cases, this is personally sensible. If however they are pushed and pushed and pushed to a point where they can no longer avoid it, in my experience most women will then take that violence to an extreme level. It will be wildly overdone. It's a sort of passive-aggressive attitude given physical form.

In that respect I found 'crazy Dany' completely believable. In fact, had she been more moderate in her use of force, I'd have argued that she's acting too much like a man, and was therefore unrealistic.

Had my ex wife had a dragon, I'd be burnt to a crisp right now. If my sister had one growing up, myself, my 2 brothers, and my father would all be dead, and my mother would be chained in a basement somewhere while my sister screamed 'shame' at her through a doorway.

This is how women deal with 'violence'. There is an off switch (the default) and then there is the 'on' switch. There is no 'lightly toasted'.

Posted by: Tom at May 20, 2019 06:15 PM (s0h8C)

187 I have read about folks that have read a book or two of the series and then said "Fuck it. I quit."

Posted by: JAS at May 20, 2019 06:15 PM (KOCKb)

188 155
Jamie Lannister never got his just desserts. In fact, he took a nice dump on Sir Brianne, just for good measure.

I don't understand why it was necessary for Jamie to Revert To Type like that.
Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at May 20, 2019 06:12 PM (f1en5

=====

There's a theme of who we are vs. Who we want to be running through the show.

The idea is that some people simply don't change, no matter how much they may want to. He still loved his sister more than anything despite it all.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at May 20, 2019 06:15 PM (zZbCU)

189 If you're going to turn a character who has been a Big Damn Hero for
seven years into a straight-up homicidal maniac villain, you need to
show that descent into madness over the course of an entire season.
---------------
At least three seasons.

Posted by: zombie walter white at May 20, 2019 06:16 PM (Dh1wo)

190 People are pissed over a TV show.

Meanwhile, Israel is getting pounded.
We are being invaded by foreigners.
France is in turmoil.
England is in a fight over of its sovereign.

And the US President had his own Government attempt to overthrow him.
------------

And one more blog post where we all comment about it on the internet is going to change that right?

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at May 20, 2019 06:16 PM (SkuXa)

191 it was an embarrassingly bad ending.....everyone involved should be embarrassed....shame! shame! shame!

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 20, 2019 06:16 PM (0O7c5)

192 At least GOT was allowed to actually have an ending.





Carnivale was a great show on HBO, the ratings were mediocre, they
ran out of money and literally ended it on cliffhanger and that was it.





Didn't even have at least a rushed finale episode to tie up loose ends.

Posted by: John The Savage at May 20, 2019 06:13 PM (mdPwd)



Carnivale was AMAZING and I was pissed they didn't have a third season.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 06:14 PM (NWiLs)

===

Count me in on the Canivale was amazing side.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 20, 2019 06:16 PM (pw+jk)

193 End of season six, all of the principal actor contracts were due for
renewal, budget concerns became a thing, and the show runners wanted
outta Dodge.


About that budget thingy, WikiP says that back in '016, HBO made $1.93Billion with a capital B. I don't think they had to worry about a budget very much. I'd also think there's be a fresh team of show runners and writers who'd be jumping at the chance to strut their stuff for one of the most popular TV shows in a while, especially if the book series' storyline had been played out.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 06:16 PM (HaL55)

194 131 I was bored with the rest and settled for the far more realistic and attainable the "Dragons DP'd My StepSister" category on good ol' reliable Pornhub.
Posted by: mikeyG at May 20, 2019 06:09 PM (LL1Be)

You want a repulsive gratuitous sex scene to take you right out of a show?

The Bearded Muslim Dude fucking a Genie in American Gods.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 20, 2019 06:16 PM (pgXNG)

195 I actually thought the Buffy Musical Episode was pretty darn good.

Imagine if they could have done a 2 hour special of GoT, using all the musical numbers from West Side Story.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2019 06:17 PM (k1TUh)

196 yeah, it sucked. Shit made no sense. Jamie sleeping with Brienne just because YOLO and then high-tailing it back to sis?

I like that Jon Snow said lol get fuk'd to the nights' watch and went north to be king, I assume, of the wildings.

I fucking hated the dragons. And then one dragon nukes an entire city...? How many sheep and children did it eat to keto-load for that mission?

Posted by: Keto not Beto at May 20, 2019 06:17 PM (JziUy)

197 also, if Bran is the 3 eyed raven, doesn't he live for a 1000 years? so king for life, eh?

Posted by: Keto not Beto at May 20, 2019 06:17 PM (JziUy)

198 Never watched a single episode of Twin Peaks, The Sopranos,
Survivor or Game of Thrones. Did I miss anything.....really?

Posted by: Lewis Bowlby at May 20, 2019 06:17 PM (Lxxwf)

199 So, the story arc was that the hero goes bad. Fine. But it should not happen in the last two episodes. Was there a bad guy that repented and became good?

Posted by: JAS at May 20, 2019 06:17 PM (KOCKb)

200 People are pissed over a TV show.



Meanwhile, Israel is getting pounded.

We are being invaded by foreigners.

France is in turmoil.

England is in a fight over of its sovereign.



And the US President had his own Government attempt to overthrow him.


We have become a seriously un-serious people.

Posted by: LGoPs at May 20, 2019 06:18 PM (jYEmF)

201 All of the comments I've seen about it, from those
who liked it and those who didn't, focus on how rushed this season was.
Why the rush? If anything, you would think HBO would want to drag out
the season in order to keep those sweet, sweet HBO Now subscriptions
active. Is it just money? Or were the writers just that tired of it
all? Or maybe both.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 20, 2019 06:11 PM (GbPPJ)

I think the new Star Wars gig might have something to do with it. They want to get done and get the hell out to concentrate on that.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 20, 2019 06:18 PM (xPl2J)

202 my favorite character was theon.....and the hound....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 20, 2019 06:18 PM (0O7c5)

203 188 There's a theme of who we are vs. Who we want to be running through the show.

The idea is that some people simply don't change, no matter how much they may want to. He still loved his sister more than anything despite it all.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at May 20, 2019 06:15 PM (zZbCU)

It's just far too easy to throw redemption and/or advancement away when you think you have the "old" you beat.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 20, 2019 06:18 PM (pgXNG)

204 George R.R. Martin

Can someone explain to me why someone whose entire career is based in imitating J.R.R. Tolkein also by sheer coincidence happens to have "R.R." as his middle initials? Is it just an affection on Martin's part to steal some of Tolkein's gravitas, or have his middle initials really always been "R.R."?

Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 06:18 PM (5tb4C)

205 >>>
Meanwhile, Israel is getting pounded.
We are being invaded by foreigners.
France is in turmoil.
England is in a fight over of its sovereign.

And the US President had his own Government attempt to overthrow him.

Posted by: Don Q at May 20, 2019 06:12 PM (NgKpN)
--------------


Sounds like a good series plot.
Get the original writers of 24.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 20, 2019 06:18 PM (bETih)

206 54: Agree. Its been obvious for a long time that Dany wasn't a heroine. And Jon acted, well, like Jon. Hes lacking in guile. Some things didnt make sense. (At Dany's death, the Dothraki would have chosen new khals and gone pillaging, for example). And it's hard to see why Bran would be chosen as king except out of a desire to weaken the monarchy. (FWIW, I dont know why the 6 kingdoms remained United in the end -- they should have split apart)

Posted by: Revenant at May 20, 2019 06:18 PM (lQdaH)

207 192 At least GOT was allowed to actually have an ending.





Carnivale was a great show on HBO, the ratings were mediocre, they
ran out of money and literally ended it on cliffhanger and that was it.





Didn't even have at least a rushed finale episode to tie up loose ends.

Posted by: John The Savage at May 20, 2019 06:13 PM (mdPwd)



Carnivale was AMAZING and I was pissed they didn't have a third season.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 06:14 PM (NWiLs)

===

Count me in on the Canivale was amazing side.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 20, 2019 06:16 PM (pw+jk)


I never saw Carnivale. I'm assuming it involved half-naked Brazilian women doing the samba in the streets of Rio?

Posted by: josephistan at May 20, 2019 06:18 PM (Izzlo)

208 Ugh Hikaru please don't even mention that travesty of American Gods

OW OW OW it hurts

worried about Good Omens

Amanda Carpenter has turned Neil's mind to mush!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 20, 2019 06:18 PM (Rarvo)

209 That's why I only watch the AHC - The All Hitler Channel - All Hitler all the time! Oh and sometimes Japs. I never tire of watching Nazi's and Japs lose.

Posted by: Archer at May 20, 2019 06:18 PM (gmo/4)

210 Never watched a single episode of Twin Peaks, The Sopranos,
Survivor or Game of Thrones. Did I miss anything.....really?
Posted by: Lewis Bowlby at May 20, 2019 06:17 PM (Lxxwf)


Ummmmmmmmmm.....No.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 20, 2019 06:18 PM (Z+IKu)

211 199 So, the story arc was that the hero goes bad. Fine. But it should not happen in the last two episodes. Was there a bad guy that repented and became good?

Posted by: JAS at May 20, 2019 06:17 PM (KOCKb

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The good guy who has been needlessly burning people alive for 8 years prior.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at May 20, 2019 06:19 PM (zZbCU)

212 GoT sounds odious. We watched To Kill a Mockingbird.

That was odious too.

Posted by: Tu abuela tambien at May 20, 2019 06:19 PM (efMXe)

213
Arya season 1: I'm gonna kill queen cersey
Arya season 2: I'm gonna kill queen cersey
Arya season 3: I'm gonna kill queen cersey
Arya season 4: I'm gonna kill queen cersey
Arya season 5: I'm gonna kill queen cersey
Arya season 6: I'm gonna kill queen cersey
Arya season 7: I'm gonna kill queen cersey
Arya season 8: I'm gonna kill....never mind

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at May 20, 2019 06:19 PM (f1en5)

214 198 Never watched a single episode of Twin Peaks, The Sopranos,
Survivor or Game of Thrones. Did I miss anything.....really?
Posted by: Lewis Bowlby


Nope. You and I (and everyone else who stays away from over-hyped series) have had richer lives as a result.

Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 06:20 PM (5tb4C)

215
How' about a GOT reboot, but with chimps for actors?

You can't lose with chimps for actors!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2019 06:20 PM (pNxlR)

216 210 Never watched a single episode of Twin Peaks, The Sopranos,
Survivor or Game of Thrones. Did I miss anything.....really?
Posted by: Lewis Bowlby at May 20, 2019 06:17 PM (Lxxwf)


============
some mighty fine cherry pie!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 06:20 PM (sy5kK)

217 I was so hoping that during the Council of Survivors meeting, Drogon would show up and just roast everyone.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 20, 2019 06:20 PM (4e+hS)

218 I was conflicted with Dany and her foreign invaders who came to rape and pillage but also to mass murder...they did save humanity by being cannon fodder against the dead. And you know what...they fucking left. Good for them. I mean, it took Dany dying, but they left. Unlike real life vikings or whatever.

Even I thought it sounded fair to give these fuckers (and the non fucking unsullied) some land as thanks but they said, lol get fuk'd off to whereever.

some folks think the dragon took dany to essos or whererever the remaining hot as shit priestess lives and she'll resurrect her, like the dead hot as shit priestess did to Snow.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at May 20, 2019 06:20 PM (JziUy)

219 Overrated show disappoints people. Story at eleven.

Why this show ended up being such a cultural touchstone despite having fewer people watching it than Ace of Spades HQ yearly hits baffles me endlessly.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2019 06:21 PM (39g3+)

220 If they can bring back the retarded Jon Snow they can bring back a chick who had dragon babies whilst on fire.

I actually had this same thought

you could easily do a sequel thingie where she DOES come back semi-believably (in this universe) and I also think her dragon (who was female) probably had some eggs to hatch. So zombie Dany returns with like, 4 dragons

also the Jon Snow thing I was ok with . He was King in the North in the end, which I thought was a sort of prophecy? or maybe it wasn't

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 20, 2019 06:21 PM (Rarvo)

221 I liked Twin Peaks but I enjoy weird, mind-bending stuff like that.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 06:21 PM (NWiLs)

222 That's why I only watch the AHC - The All Hitler
Channel - All Hitler all the time! Oh and sometimes Japs. I never tire
of watching Nazi's and Japs lose.


Posted by: Archer at May 20, 2019 06:18 PM (gmo/4)


Yep. My fucking goldfish know that Hitler was evil. Unfortunately, they are totally unaware of the fact that Hitler was a piker compared to Stalin. Or Mao. Or any of the other socialist all-stars. Fuck AHC.

Posted by: LGoPs at May 20, 2019 06:21 PM (jYEmF)

223

Nice job driving Ace away, non-watchers of GoT.

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at May 20, 2019 06:21 PM (f1en5)

224 Near the end I thought it was like the Seinfeld finale. Everything reverts to the beginning. Nobody ever changes

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 20, 2019 06:21 PM (mSMPg)

225 *Watches thug rapist husband pour vat of molten gold on brother's head*

Lol fucking pussy. Fire can't kill a dragon.

Posted by: Dany Season 1 at May 20, 2019 06:21 PM (SkuXa)

226
217 I was so hoping that during the Council of Survivors meeting, Drogon would show up and just roast everyone.
Posted by: Dr Spank at May 20, 2019 06:20 PM (4e+hS)


Would Joey Saza do in a pinch?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2019 06:21 PM (pNxlR)

227 So from the scene I saw in the hotel, this dude was banging his sister and some little kid was sneaking a peak at the fuck-fest 3 stories up on a ledge.

Then the dude fucking his sister, pulled out and pushed the kid off the ledge to shut him up about the incest.

But Pornhub is bad for me. Or something...

Posted by: mikeyG at May 20, 2019 06:22 PM (LL1Be)

228 219 Overrated show disappoints people. Story at eleven.

Why this show ended up being such a cultural touchstone despite having fewer people watching it than Ace of Spades HQ yearly hits baffles me endlessly.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2019 06:21 PM (39g3+)

45 million people watched the last episode.

I didn't realize ace had that big of an audience.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at May 20, 2019 06:22 PM (zZbCU)

229 Never watched a single episode of Twin Peaks, The Sopranos, Survivor or Game of Thrones. Did I miss anything.....really?

Sopranos was very entertaining. The rest were really overrated.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2019 06:22 PM (39g3+)

230 216 210 Never watched a single episode of Twin Peaks, The Sopranos,
Survivor or Game of Thrones. Did I miss anything.....really?
Posted by: Lewis Bowlby at May 20, 2019 06:17 PM (Lxxwf)


============
some mighty fine cherry pie!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 06:20 PM (sy5kK)

And damn fine coffee.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 06:22 PM (NWiLs)

231 I prefer to watch good porn.... and there is lots of that now.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 20, 2019 06:22 PM (pw+jk)

232 they should have made one of the dragons a girl so she could lay more eggs.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 20, 2019 06:22 PM (0O7c5)

233 At Dany's death, the Dothraki would have chosen new khals and gone pillaging, for example).

----


Jon shoulda jumped on that dragon..family property you know...cause the invaders more likely realistally chopped him up into hamburger.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at May 20, 2019 06:23 PM (JziUy)

234 Should've been a season four Deadwood. Oh, well. They woulda fk'd it no matter what. GoT was okay. Two of the books were okay.

I still like Lost more. Warts and all. Ben was cruel and immoral and spiteful. Lock opening the Hatch? That was great TV.

Posted by: 13times at May 20, 2019 06:23 PM (K3B2k)

235 215
How' about a GOT reboot, but with chimps for actors?

You can't lose with chimps for actors!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)


Suggested title:

Lancelot Link and the Medieval Zombies.

Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 06:23 PM (5tb4C)

236 Make Westeros Great Again

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 20, 2019 06:23 PM (tNuhy)

237 they should have made one of the dragons a girl so she could lay more eggs.....


they did, dany's dragon was female

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 20, 2019 06:23 PM (Rarvo)

238
45 million people watched the last episode.

I didn't realize ace had that big of an audience.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at May 20, 2019 06:22 PM (zZbCU)


Never been to a MoMe, eh?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 06:23 PM (sy5kK)

239 btw the Unsullied left on a boat (at least some) but the Dothraki didn't. they've emigrated

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 20, 2019 06:24 PM (Rarvo)

240
232 they should have made one of the dragons a girl so she could lay more eggs.....
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 20, 2019 06:22 PM (0O7c5)


How about a tranny dragon?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2019 06:24 PM (pNxlR)

241 @thehill

Eiffel Tower evacuated, closed due to intruder

Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2019 06:24 PM (cF8AT)

242 This Michael Tracey??

https://twitter.com/mtracey/status/
1130096582257512448

The Dathraki are no threat to us; you're more likely to die of dysentery than be burned alive by a dragon.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 20, 2019 06:24 PM (Dh1wo)

243 It was like the team that made it just turned in their two weeks and had to finish it before they cleaned out their desks.

I guess the producers are doing Star Wars now and just decided they had enough of GoT?

It's just funny all the meandering plots and characters over 8 seasons and they just decided to do an Exit Plan in the last few episodes.

HBO should have found some work around to give it a better send off.

I honestly though am not that upset by it as the "internet" is right now. Felt rushed, but the series also just dragged on too long.

Posted by: Blago at May 20, 2019 06:24 PM (UfkIY)

244 @207

No Brazilian woman but it did have Adrienne Barbous substantial assests on full display.

Posted by: John The Savage at May 20, 2019 06:25 PM (mdPwd)

245 they should have made one of the dragons a girl so she could lay more eggs.....

----

let me tell you a story-Michael Crichton

Posted by: Keto not Beto at May 20, 2019 06:25 PM (JziUy)

246 45 million people watched the last episode.

How many hits a day does he get? Over 365 days?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2019 06:25 PM (39g3+)

247 45 million people watched the last episode.

===
I find that hard to believe. Very hard.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 20, 2019 06:25 PM (pw+jk)

248 So from the scene I saw in the hotel, this dude was banging his sister "

And Aquadude was buttsexing some broad...

Ah well.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 20, 2019 06:25 PM (bN6TL)

249 @thehill



Eiffel Tower evacuated, closed due to intruder


Have they surrendered to him yet?

Posted by: LGoPs the Vichy...soisse at May 20, 2019 06:25 PM (jYEmF)

250
How' about a GOT reboot, but with chimps for actors?

Game of Flinging Poo, and Rippin Off Faces.



Posted by: mikeyG at May 20, 2019 06:25 PM (LL1Be)

251
@thehill



Eiffel Tower evacuated, closed due to intruder

Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2019 06:24 PM (cF8AT)

Yeah, some guy was doing a spiderman impersonation climbing up the outside.

Posted by: Archer at May 20, 2019 06:26 PM (gmo/4)

252 Nope. You and I (and everyone else who stays away from over-hyped series) have had richer lives as a result.
Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 06:20 PM (5tb4C)


You might have some serious misconceptions about my life vis-á-vis richness. It's entirely unserious and facile, I just don't watch TV is all.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 06:26 PM (t+qrx)

253 Someone on twitter was saying what a badass Jon Snow was. I said yeah, he was murdered then murdered a defenseless woman while betraying her, like he was betrayed. #HERO

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 20, 2019 06:26 PM (4e+hS)

254 45 million people watched the last episode.

Plus, that was a gigantic, vast outlier, usual episides were way way way WAYY lower than that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2019 06:26 PM (39g3+)

255 No one mentioned anything when I posted this last night, so I get to mock you all again:

" I know you don't care about your people . . "

https://youtu.be/eVyxnMM3ldc

Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2019 06:26 PM (KTmSx)

256 240
232 they should have made one of the dragons a girl so she could lay more eggs.....
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 20, 2019 06:22 PM (0O7c5)

How about a tranny dragon?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2019 06:24 PM (pNxlR)

Unfortunately, I think in my past days I knew more than one of those...

Posted by: Hikaru at May 20, 2019 06:26 PM (pgXNG)

257
hey, hogmartin

Posted by: AltonJackson Come to the MoMe In June link in nick at May 20, 2019 06:27 PM (26G1N)

258 sock off

Posted by: LGoPs at May 20, 2019 06:27 PM (jYEmF)

259 HBO had a lot invested to monetize with keeping the fans around to watch reruns, sell DVDs

Not so much anymore. And money will now quit HBO. I will after the Deadwood movie

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 20, 2019 06:27 PM (mSMPg)

260 >>> 30 you guys do know that game of thrones was stupid, right?

GRRM is a giant troll. It is known. It was always going to end without the Disneyfied ending since it's low fantasy. The question was always how bad.

TBH, I'm impressed the Knight King did not end up winning and ruling over an icy Westeros forever. I thought they's ramp up the Knight King = global warming analogy.

Posted by: LizLem at May 20, 2019 06:27 PM (hvf9s)

261 246 45 million people watched the last episode.

How many hits a day does he get? Over 365 days?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2019 06:25 PM (39g3+)

=======

So, you think ace has a bigger or similar audience to a show that drew about 1/7 of the US population?

Based on what I've seen of his numbers, Ace is probably in the 9 digits of hits across the year, but that's not unique people.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at May 20, 2019 06:27 PM (zZbCU)

262 251
@thehill



Eiffel Tower evacuated, closed due to intruder

Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2019 06:24 PM (cF8AT)

How'd they get an A-6 in there?

Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 06:27 PM (NWiLs)

263 Suggested title:



Lancelot Link and the Medieval Zombies.


Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 06:23 PM (5tb4C)


You would recommend a title like that, wouldn't you.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 06:27 PM (HaL55)

264 192 At least GOT was allowed to actually have an ending.





Carnivale was a great show on HBO, the ratings were mediocre, they
ran out of money and literally ended it on cliffhanger and that was it.





Didn't even have at least a rushed finale episode to tie up loose ends.

Posted by: John The Savage at May 20, 2019 06:13 PM (mdPwd)



Carnivale was AMAZING and I was pissed they didn't have a third season.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 06:14 PM (NWiLs)

===

Count me in on the Canivale was amazing side.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 20, 2019 06:16 PM (pw+jk)

Count me in, too. I LOVED Carnivale.

Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at May 20, 2019 06:28 PM (Ez6QX)

265 meanwhile, GoT normalized a lot of deviant shit.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at May 20, 2019 06:28 PM (JziUy)

266 Cuz open thread, Rep. Meadows sez Trump declass of key docs "around the corner".


This should suffice to elicit the predictable reactions from the predictable corners.


Also - Israel's being pounded? Huh?


Posted by: rhomboid at May 20, 2019 06:28 PM (QDnY+)

267 266
Posted by: rhomboid at May 20, 2019 06:28 PM (QDnY

=====

I watched Soy Cuba.

I kind of loved it. I reviewed it, if you missed it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at May 20, 2019 06:29 PM (zZbCU)

268 Eiffel Tower evacuated, closed due to intruder

Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2019 06:24 PM (cF8AT)

Yeah, some guy was doing a spiderman impersonation climbing up the outside.
Posted by: Archer at May 20, 2019 06:26 PM (gmo/4)"

Whenever I see a story like that, I feel like Scott Evil talking to his dad. "It's easy! I go get a gun, I point it at him, BAM! It's over! I got one in my room, I can get it now!!!"

And Dr. Evil French Govm't says "You just don't get it, do you?"

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2019 06:29 PM (k1TUh)

269 One good thing about GoT: I learned a heck of a lot about writing from it, and plan to use that knowledge to write stories hopefully far superior. Fingers crossed.

Previous thoughts from earlier today:

It was Hunger Game of Thrones. Ended just like Mockingjay, except Katniss was not punished for killing her mad queen. (Though Jon is not rally punished, gets to go back up north with free folk and a pup that love him.)

The fans that thought they would get a Disney ending for Dany and are petitioning a rewritten season are temper tantrum-ing in vain. GRRM was never gonna write that for you, sweeties. It is known. And I think he will still die before it is finished.

The ending has some lame parts, but it fits with what we saw all the way back in season 1. Terribly rushed writing, but the character arcs do make sense.

Posted by: LizLem at May 20, 2019 06:29 PM (hvf9s)

270 Levin is playing Senator Dog-on-Car's remarks re: Mueller report. I think Levin just called Willard a 'sucker' and a disgrace. And a disaster as a US Senator.

Posted by: kallisto at May 20, 2019 06:29 PM (T7bPb)

271 Q. Which is worse. You like a show and they take it off the air while you still like it, or you like a show but they run out of good plot material and you get bored by it or even grow to dislike it by the time its over?

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at May 20, 2019 06:29 PM (eASYU)

272 I thought Robert's Rebellion started because the Mad King was, you know, mad.
Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at May 20, 2019 06:00 PM (f1en5)


I thought it was because the moderators wouldn't follow the rules. You know, the ones in the F*****ING G*******D BOOK! YOU KNOW? The one that says Roberts Rules, Right.On. The. Cover!

Posted by: Kindltot - Still pissed off about Debate at May 20, 2019 06:30 PM (KTmSx)

273 I can't even imagine the exodus out of HBO. I only have it because I'm "sharing" a log in. No way could I ever see myself paying for HBO anyway, but especially now.

I would love to see an alternate universe where HBO never green lit Game of Thrones, I bet it would be half the subscribers.

Posted by: Blago at May 20, 2019 06:30 PM (UfkIY)

274 "265 meanwhile, GoT normalized a lot of deviant shit.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at May 20, 2019 06:28 PM (JziUy) "



Which, in the end, is really all that matters to Those Who Are In Charge.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 20, 2019 06:30 PM (isI7q)

275 Google says 13 million watched, 19 million overall including online

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 20, 2019 06:30 PM (41cY4)

276 How' about a GOT reboot, but with chimps for actors?

You can't lose with chimps for actors!


Why not sharks for actors, with or without lasers? Time for a Sharknado reboot.

Posted by: Basement Cat at May 20, 2019 06:31 PM (pPNCa)

277 Count me in, too. I LOVED Carnivale.

I liked it but it seemed to drag at times. Still I was upset over it's sudden cancellation. That doubled with what they did with Deadwood and I am NOT a big fan of HBO. I think the last thing I watched was True Blood and they managed to destroy it.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 20, 2019 06:31 PM (dUJdY)

278
https://youtu.be/eVyxnMM3ldc

Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2019 06:26 PM


that's some funny shit, right there

Posted by: AltonJackson Come to the MoMe In June link in nick at May 20, 2019 06:31 PM (26G1N)

279 Have they surrendered to him yet?

Posted by: LGoPs the Vichy...soisse at May 20, 2019 06:25 PM (jYEmF)

They've sent out for white flags....waiting.

Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2019 06:31 PM (cF8AT)

280 52 28 They need to make a Shadow of the Torturer mini-series.

Posted by: Max Power at May 20, 2019 05:52 PM (QCc6B)



They could never do it right without Wolfe around to restrain them.
It would morph into The Shadow of the Intersectional Torturer faster
than you can say "SJW cred." Best to leave Wolfe's creation intact.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 20, 2019 05:58 PM (RD7QR)
For you morons who are fantasy/scifi fans and don't know this work by Gene Wolfe, do yourself a favor and get a copy. You'll find it to be a classic. More than once, it seems like the story line(s) are hanging together by a thread, if that, but the thread turns out to be Niven's indestructible monofiliment.
I've read the whole bloody series about four times now. Weird, absolutely wonderful, and fine, fine prose.

Posted by: The Eponymous Hugh Tootooie at May 20, 2019 06:31 PM (hu22E)

281 show that drew about 1/7 of the US population"

Yeah, about that. Count me.. doubting.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 20, 2019 06:31 PM (bN6TL)

282 >>> Never been to a MoMe, eh?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 06:23 PM (sy5kK)

About how many people attend a MoMee? One day...

Posted by: LizLem at May 20, 2019 06:32 PM (hvf9s)

283 "271 Q. Which is worse. You like a show and they take it off the air while you still like it, or you like a show but they run out of good plot material and you get bored by it or even grow to dislike it by the time its over?

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at May 20, 2019 06:29 PM (eASYU) "


Yes !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 20, 2019 06:32 PM (isI7q)

284 275 Google says 13 million watched, 19 million overall including online
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 20, 2019 06:30 PM (41cY4)


Whoever said it was 45 million must be the same guy who counts the attendees at a Biden campaign stop.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 06:32 PM (sy5kK)

285 Good one, Insom!


And I expect Farage to make humorous campaign fodder of the idiot throwing a milkshake on him today.


And it's not too early to forecast media/authoritarian elite reaction to a big win by the Brexit Party on Thursday.


"Brexit Party Victory Leaves British Economic Future in Doubt"


That's probably far too mild.


Posted by: rhomboid at May 20, 2019 06:32 PM (QDnY+)

286 I enjoyed GoT. I don't need it to comply with my every expectation to be entertained.

Who are these clowns who think they should second guess the artist's vision and decisions?

Posted by: Regular joe at May 20, 2019 06:32 PM (zMaZS)

287 Well of course. Many of these people want to do over an election. Why not redo an HBO series?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2019 06:33 PM (ahS0B)

288 "Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan, his only Begotten Son" is up for my personal 'Acey' Award for 2019.

Posted by: mikeyG at May 20, 2019 06:33 PM (LL1Be)

289 I understand that HBO's The Watchmen Series is promising to be just as wonderful as GoT.

Posted by: Kindltot - Still pissed off about Debate at May 20, 2019 06:33 PM (KTmSx)

290 show that drew about 1/7 of the US population"

Is that the same 1/7th that shows up to vote? If so, we're effed.

Posted by: LGoPs at May 20, 2019 06:33 PM (jYEmF)

291 He said boners.

Posted by: Little R.R.R.R.R. Lupe at May 20, 2019 06:33 PM (EgshT)

292 a lot of the 8 season arc of GoT was boring shit that didn't matter. Like it the Silmarillion got made into a 100 hours of TV, without the singing, and focused on one minor civil war.

Arya's training was a waste of time. Dorn didn't matter. Mereen and the rise of Dany was shit no one fucking cared about. The final battle with the white walkers was good TV.

But we watched it. We watched it because we were rooting for the starks. who mostly got mulched. but a few lived and it was good.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at May 20, 2019 06:33 PM (JziUy)

293 Q. Which is worse. You like a show and they take it off the air while you still like it, or you like a show but they run out of good plot material and you get bored by it or even grow to dislike it by the time its over?
Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at May 20, 2019 06:29 PM (eASYU)


I'd rather have a show get taken out behind the shed before it has a chance to go stale. Any day.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 06:34 PM (t+qrx)

294 284 275 Google says 13 million watched, 19 million overall including online
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 20, 2019 06:30 PM (41cY4)


Whoever said it was 45 million must be the same guy who counts the attendees at a Biden campaign stop.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 06:32 PM (sy5kK)

Uh, like 19 million plus 13 million is 45 million.

Posted by: Alexandria Occasional-Cortex at May 20, 2019 06:34 PM (Izzlo)

295 Hey guys!


Did you hear?


They're remaking ...



SPIDERMAN!

Posted by: mikeyG at May 20, 2019 06:34 PM (LL1Be)

296 I was having a problem with this last season until I thought about who the people are that *really* have a problem with it... why, they're the people I despise. After that, it couldn't suck bad enough to please me.

Posted by: Al Crapton at May 20, 2019 06:34 PM (EqlbN)

297 If there's some way to make a "Game of Throne" tie in to the nomination process and election, I'm sure more people would vote.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2019 06:34 PM (ahS0B)

298 The problem with Carnivale is that the creator structured it as 2 season "books." HBO was thinking about giving it season 3, but the creator insisted that if the show was to continue, he would need seasons 3 and 4. So they ended it after 2.

Posted by: Revenant at May 20, 2019 06:34 PM (lQdaH)

299
Good thing Star Trek Discovery was on pay-CBS because we'd be trashing that every week.

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at May 20, 2019 06:34 PM (f1en5)

300 Would anyone here bang his aunt if she were really hot.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 20, 2019 06:35 PM (mSMPg)

301 The ending that should have been:

Jon having had it with Danny's hard turn to tyrant calls her out as she prepares to incinerate Tyrion and so she sentences him to die with him.
BUT
The dragon balks, won't do the deed because...?
Then Bran and Sansa tell all assembled the facts, call out the Unsullied for letting Danny Sully them by making them murderers of the innocent.

Jon continues to refuse the crown, the 7 kingdoms form a council of 7 to rule. The dragon melts down the throne (hey it was a good idea).
Danny is exiled and ends up dead at the hand of a child (Aria?) and we see that Bran has actually taken possession of the dragon (for the initiated, he has the ability to do that for animals and people) leaving the question, did the Dragon refuse to kill Tyrion and Jon, or did Bran prevent it...

Posted by: TSgt Ciz at May 20, 2019 06:35 PM (P+Ru9)

302 You never want to see Fonzi jump that tank.


Anything is better than that.

Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2019 06:35 PM (tH5fk)

303 294: Hey I'm goofing off at the office, don't be blowing my cover by making me LOL.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at May 20, 2019 06:35 PM (eASYU)

304 I had no problem with how GOT ended. Didn't even notice.

Posted by: DanMan at May 20, 2019 06:35 PM (XTiHL)

305 282 >>> Never been to a MoMe, eh?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 06:23 PM (sy5kK)

About how many people attend a MoMee? One day...
Posted by: LizLem at May 20, 2019 06:32 PM (hvf9s)

When you see the overhead helicopters and then the back of the first line, which is to check to make sure you are armed and have sufficient ammo, before the second line that checks to see you have an adequate amount of Valu-Rite, you are getting close.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 06:35 PM (sy5kK)

306 By the end I wanted all the Starks, except Arya, to die horribly.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 20, 2019 06:35 PM (4e+hS)

307 276 How' about a GOT reboot, but with chimps for actors?

You can't lose with chimps for actors! "

Okay, riffing off of Zombie's idea, we redo only the brothel scenes, and call it Lancelot Kink?

And in the middle of it the dwarf screams "I HATE FUCKING MONKEYS!!!!" and jumps out the window.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2019 06:35 PM (k1TUh)

308 300 Would anyone here bang his aunt if she were really hot.
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 20, 2019 06:35 PM (mSMPg)

How hot we talking here?

Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 06:36 PM (NWiLs)

309
I wish it had ended with Piccolo turning evil again and killing Goku.

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at May 20, 2019 06:36 PM (f1en5)

310 The lesson was don't trust a crazy bitch as leader. Most Americans already knew that.

Posted by: Regular joe at May 20, 2019 06:36 PM (zMaZS)

311 "287 Well of course. Many of these people want to do over an election. Why not redo an HBO series?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2019 06:33 PM (ahS0B) "



Boom.
Yes.
This.


Thanks for cutting right to the nub of it all, what is really driving the whole exaggerated drama-fest.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 20, 2019 06:37 PM (isI7q)

312 300 Would anyone here bang his aunt if she were really hot."

Aunt by marriage or Aunt by blood?

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2019 06:37 PM (k1TUh)

313 TJM, thanks - will go look at the last movie thread.


My reaction to it may have been influenced by seeing it when it was just re-released, in DC, with a former deputy director of the Moscow Film Institute [Soviet era].


Posted by: rhomboid at May 20, 2019 06:37 PM (QDnY+)

314 What a sad fucking state of affairs in this country.
We really do need a fucking war. Put some perspective into these winy little cunts. Jesus fuckin christ.
"Waaaahhhh!1 My movie didn't ebd the way I WANTE DIT TOO!!!! WahhhH!!!"
Fuck off and die already... holy fuck
Who was that talks about helicopter rides?

Posted by: Getcha Pull at May 20, 2019 06:37 PM (aR6C/)

315 How hot we talking here?
Posted by: Insomniac



Apex Morgan Fairchild.

Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2019 06:38 PM (tH5fk)

316 Targareons are down with incest, almost as a rule. So, Dany/Jon would work. But Jon was raised in the north and they fuck like civilized people...second cousins...unless the first cousin was really hot.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at May 20, 2019 06:38 PM (JziUy)

317 And I think it's hilarious that they had dwarf in the series or more than one/-because-of course they did. Did they also have a court jester?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2019 06:38 PM (ahS0B)

318 I thought Godzilla stomping Kings Landing flat was a nice touch.

Posted by: Miklos, low information popular culture consumer at May 20, 2019 06:38 PM (QzkSJ)

319 this was a stupid show that was the next level down in the hbo violence and sex staircase.

did not find someone to do the next sopranos so decided to find some loser to do the low rent version of the whole hobbit thing, but with lots of sex with incest as the kicker.

not that I have anything against sex, but would like it better if it were not the linchpin of the story.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2019 06:38 PM (MTjB1)

320 And another thing, they should remove the Monopoly game pieces and put back the GoT pieces including the bloodyskull ones and the nutzack on a pitchfork ones. Those seemed nice.

Posted by: Eromero at May 20, 2019 06:38 PM (qBNEP)

321 I'd rather have a show get taken out behind the shed before it has a chance to go stale. Any day.

And then you have a series like Firefly that never has a chance to get stale because Teh Suits who run the networks don't have the imaginational skillz to enjoy it.


I'm so glad I cut the cable. I don't miss it at all.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 06:38 PM (HaL55)

322 Can' t Hawaii judge be found to out an end to this outrage?

Posted by: Ripley at May 20, 2019 06:39 PM (NbRJx)

323 A key oversight, IMO, is the death of Barristan Selmy in the tv show. He has not died in the books. And, there is a reason for that. He is/was a source on the decent of the Mad King. He saw it first hand. It was important to him, when he approached Daenerys, that he evaluate whether she possessed the "taint" that the Mad King and Viserys possessed. He decided that she did not.

Since the very fundamental plot line in the finale was mindset of Daenerys, the fact that the writers had dispatched the most important character relative to that plotline (Selmy). I'm not surprised that the story seemed rushed this season.

Also, fan service sucks when you're telling a story. Making a whoring, adulterous, cut throat sell sword the holder of the realm's coin (Bronn of the Blackwater) is just plain over the top. Especially since he chose sides and supported the Lannisters. But, viewers liked the character, so they threw him in there.

Posted by: Orson at May 20, 2019 06:39 PM (iwONs)

324 Would anyone here bang his aunt if she were really hot.

'Aunt Spray' Vol 1 and 2.

Also 'Aunt Farm: Bikini Sugar Trail'.

Posted by: mikeyG at May 20, 2019 06:39 PM (LL1Be)

325 Aunt by marriage or Aunt by blood?
Posted by: Tom Servo

Picky, picky.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at May 20, 2019 06:39 PM (QzkSJ)

326 Not only did I never watch it, I have no idea what it was even about.

Posted by: Weasel at May 20, 2019 06:39 PM (MVjcR)

327 this was a stupid show that was the next level down in the hbo violence and sex staircase.

----

yeah, I hope we enjoyed the coarsening of our culture with wangs and gays and incest for the privilege of watching Arya learn how to magic face.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at May 20, 2019 06:39 PM (JziUy)

328 The problem is obvious.

No volcano scene at the end.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 20, 2019 06:39 PM (6qErC)

329 Can someone explain to me why someone whose entire
career is based in imitating J.R.R. Tolkein also by sheer coincidence
happens to have "R.R." as his middle initials? Is it just an affection
on Martin's part to steal some of Tolkein's gravitas, or have his middle
initials really always been "R.R."?
Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 06:18 PM (5tb4C)


It was supposed to be George R Martin, just the recording nurse in the OB unit had the sensitivity in the Selectric set wrong.

Posted by: Kindltot - Still pissed off about Debate at May 20, 2019 06:40 PM (KTmSx)

330 Not only did I never watch it, I have no idea what it was even about.

Posted by: Weasel at May 20, 2019 06:39 PM (MVjcR)

Same here.

Posted by: Archer at May 20, 2019 06:40 PM (gmo/4)

331 I wonder if the petition signers will have any more success changing fantasy to suit themselves than they have had changing reality.

Posted by: hobart Harumphey at May 20, 2019 06:40 PM (m45I2)

332 GoT normalized deviancy? Eh. I thought the English monarchy normalized deviant behavior. And what about all those naughty English history books?

And the Greek classics. Oh, boy. Lets not talk about that naughty stuff!

Posted by: 13times at May 20, 2019 06:40 PM (K3B2k)

333 My ending would be: Bronn shows up with the last anti-dragon device and takes down the dragon. Dragongirl tries to boss everyone around but they just laugh at her, and she ends up moving to Pentos and becoming a waitress.

Posted by: Prince Tuesday at May 20, 2019 06:40 PM (vtd+q)

334
When you see the overhead helicopters and then the back of the first line, which is to check to make sure you are armed and have sufficient ammo, before the second line that checks to see you have an adequate amount of Valu-Rite, you are getting close.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 06:35 PM


or when you smell the El Azteco chips burning as kindling for the bonfirethermal event...

Posted by: AltonJackson Come to the MoMe In June link in nick at May 20, 2019 06:41 PM (26G1N)

335 Now and forever more, the GOT writers who phoned in this entire season will be known around Westeros campfires as"The Sullied".

Posted by: Noam Sayen at May 20, 2019 06:41 PM (WJcbb)

336 Would anyone here bang his aunt if she were really hot.
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 20, 2019 06:35 PM (mSMPg)

If Heather Graham was my Aunt I'd have to find a way to justify it in my head.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 20, 2019 06:41 PM (2DOZq)

337 Especially since he chose sides and supported the Lannisters
-----
yeah, well, the whole Jon Snow killing Dany thing made life interesting for the surviving parties. The greyjoy chick pointed that out, she was loyal to dany, so who the F is this guy she never met?

The lannisters that lived outside of Kings' Landing probably nodded with approval. Sansa could give a flying fuck and would have fought to save Jon if he asked.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at May 20, 2019 06:41 PM (JziUy)

338 Waht's a dragon? Like a fire worm? - The Vikings

Posted by: Archer at May 20, 2019 06:42 PM (gmo/4)

339 Not only did I never watch it, I have no idea what it was even about.

Posted by: Weasel at May 20, 2019 06:39 PM (MVjcR)

Same here.
Posted by: Archer at May 20, 2019 06:40 PM (gmo/4)

Likewise.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 20, 2019 06:42 PM (H8QX8)

340 Guess none of these people saw the final episode of The Sopranos. That set the trend.

Posted by: keena at May 20, 2019 06:42 PM (vR6Mv)

341 Is it porn or HBO? You make the call!

Posted by: Regular joe at May 20, 2019 06:42 PM (zMaZS)

342 Hobbits, sex, dragons, George Bush's head on a pike, sex, captain america drunk, nudidity, zombies.

And that's about it.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 20, 2019 06:42 PM (6qErC)

343 >>Not only did I never watch it, I have no idea what it was even about.

Dragons, boobs and incest. And a dwarf.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2019 06:42 PM (/tuJf)

344 And then you have a series like Firefly that never has a chance to get stale because Teh Suits who run the networks don't have the imaginational skillz to enjoy it.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 06:38 PM (HaL55)


Eh, it got a feature film to close it out. Jericho had an aborted second season that got some closure and a little hint of "are you SURE you want more of this? we're clearly out of ideas here..."

So those were two that ended with some resolution. Fine by me. I don't ask for much.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 06:42 PM (t+qrx)

345 292 a lot of the 8 season arc of GoT was boring shit that didn't matter. Like it the Silmarillion got made into a 100 hours of TV, without the singing, and focused on one minor civil war.

Arya's training was a waste of time. Dorn didn't matter. Mereen and the rise of Dany was shit no one fucking cared about. The final battle with the white walkers was good TV.

But we watched it. We watched it because we were rooting for the starks. who mostly got mulched. but a few lived and it was good.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at May 20, 2019 06:33 PM (JziUy)

We knew that the Starks were as close to Good Guys as it gets in GoT, because they're the ones who were loved by dogs.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 20, 2019 06:42 PM (pgXNG)

346 Never watched it. If I wanted to see violence/plotting/debauchery/backstabbing I could just spend more time with my extended family.

Posted by: cfo mom at May 20, 2019 06:43 PM (RfzVr)

347 Best TV show ever was cancelled abruptly and never got an ending...

"Strange Luck."

I weep every time I think about it.

Posted by: RKae at May 20, 2019 06:43 PM (3jjxb)

348 Can someone explain to me why someone whose entire
career is based in imitating J.R.R. Tolkein also by sheer coincidence happens to have "R.R." as his middle initials?


I'm extremely skeptical that his middle initials actually are "R. R."

The fact that Chris Cillizza gets paid at all for the, uh, work that he does is amazing to me.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2019 06:43 PM (39g3+)

349 Aunt no, second cousin maybe

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 20, 2019 06:43 PM (41cY4)

350 Ignoramus, it's OK, we won't judge you, you can share the dark secret. Really. Trust us.


I mean, who hasn't banged their hawt aunt?



Posted by: rhomboid at May 20, 2019 06:43 PM (QDnY+)

351 I like the ending. I thought the series was very good but not spectacular. The battles scenes, however, were spectacular, like nothing I have seen at the theater or in film school.

The main reason I liked the finale, even more the second time, is because it flies in the face of current PC, that girls=good and boys=bad. Dany was pretty and sexy and loved her dragons, so if she burns to death or crucifies hundreds of people she must still be good, right? No. She was bad from the get-go, like when she killed her husband. Why was anyone surprised she smoked Kings Landing?

I thought Bran was a nice compromise, and he was the first character to have POV in the books, so it kind of makes sense. Thank the Lord it was a male. The refusal to surrender to the idiot intersectionality crowd warms my heart and makes me support the show even more.

Posted by: PJ at May 20, 2019 06:43 PM (qlTN9)

352 People clutching their pearls about Thrones... at a website that talks endlessly about boobs, hardons and milky gluts?

Posted by: 13times at May 20, 2019 06:44 PM (K3B2k)

353 The problem is obvious.



No volcano scene at the end.



For the characters or for the writers?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 06:44 PM (HaL55)

354 Back during the Battle of the Bulge, after reports of German commando's dressed as GI's behind the lines, sentries would challenge suspected troops using questions based on American culture, often using baseball references, i.e. questions that German soldiers wouldn't know the answer to. If GOT is the new cultural yardstick, I'd be shot on sight.

Posted by: LGoPs at May 20, 2019 06:44 PM (jYEmF)

355 and of course the confusing pornhub classic:

'AuntMan'

Posted by: mikeyG at May 20, 2019 06:44 PM (LL1Be)

356 "Strange Luck."

I weep every time I think about it. "

I forgot about that one, that show had some really outstanding episodes. I remember one built around the song "Lightning Crashes" and it worked really well.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2019 06:44 PM (k1TUh)

357 347 Best TV show ever was cancelled abruptly and never got an ending...

"Strange Luck."

I weep every time I think about it.

-------------

you and I should be friends, I fucking loved that show.

mmm, that redhead. very much a candidate for priestess for the lord of light.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at May 20, 2019 06:45 PM (JziUy)

358 you know, the other thing is that the writing staff in hollywood is full of fuckwads that think that a happy ending is trite and bourgeouis and that anything else is better.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2019 06:45 PM (MTjB1)

359 I think Aunt Peg is the porn aunt.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 20, 2019 06:45 PM (2DOZq)

360 Can someone explain to me why someone whose entire
career is based in imitating J.R.R. Tolkein also by sheer coincidence
happens to have "R.R." as his middle initials? Is it just an affection
on Martin's part to steal some of Tolkein's gravitas, or have his middle
initials really always been "R.R."?




His parents were pirates.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 20, 2019 06:45 PM (oVJmc)

361 Yeah, just about everything I know about that show comes from here ...

and probably 90% of it flies out the other ear (so to speak).

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 20, 2019 06:45 PM (isI7q)

362 352 People clutching their pearls about Thrones... at a website that talks endlessly about boobs, hardons and milky gluts?
Posted by: 13times at May 20, 2019 06:44 PM (K3B2k)

Some pearls are for clutching. Others are for casting before swine. Yet others are for threading into a tasteful ersatz necklace.

True wisdom lies in discerning between these.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2019 06:45 PM (Ct55T)

363 Yahoo news: seems like we are now close to impeachment. After all, a Republican is calling for it. they are all excited.

Posted by: Colin at May 20, 2019 06:46 PM (GK3RS)

364 Posted by: cfo mom at May 20, 2019 06:43 PM (RfzVr)

LOL. Sounds like the mafia.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2019 06:47 PM (ahS0B)

365 Back during the Battle of the Bulge, after reports of German commando's dressed as GI's behind the lines, sentries would challenge suspected troops using questions based on American culture, often using baseball references, i.e. questions that German soldiers wouldn't know the answer to. If GOT is the new cultural yardstick, I'd be shot on sight.
Posted by: LGoPs

----

There was a funny SNL skit about that (back in the John Belushi days). The American soldiers kept asking baseball trivia until no one knew the answers - including the guys asking the questions. So they all threw their rifles down and put their hands in the air.

Posted by: RKae at May 20, 2019 06:47 PM (3jjxb)

366 I thought the show "Brimstone" should have been given more of a chance, I loved it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2019 06:47 PM (39g3+)

367 They should have written the series from beginning to end. Of course they would have started where Martin left off but they should have written the ending at that time. Maybe they did and they're just bad at it.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 20, 2019 06:47 PM (2DOZq)

368 363 Yahoo news: seems like we are now close to impeachment. After all, a Republican is calling for it. they are all excited.
Posted by: Colin at May 20, 2019 06:46 PM (GK3RS)

I hope one day that the news of the arrests of HRC and BHO hit the stand-up news industry like a sack of depleted uranium bricks.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2019 06:47 PM (Ct55T)

369 So those were two that ended with some resolution. Fine by me. I don't ask for much.

OK, I stand (actually, sit) corrected. (and pantsless to boot). But still, Firefly could've run a few more seasons, IMO. Space westerns FTW! Plus Saffron.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 06:47 PM (HaL55)

370 363 Yahoo news: seems like we are now close to impeachment. After all, a Republican is calling for it. they are all excited.
Posted by: Colin at May 20, 2019 06:46 PM (GK3RS)

Yeah, now I understand it - he's of "christian" Palestinian stock, and he hates Trump for cozying up to the Jews so much. So that's about all there is to it, just another modern day nazi letting us see his armband.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2019 06:48 PM (k1TUh)

371 you know, regular old hardcore would be better for the audience and the culture than the medium core nonsense offered to us as something redeemable.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2019 06:48 PM (MTjB1)

372 AltonJackson: just took delivery of a quantity of Lake City Pez for the MoMe.

🎉

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 06:48 PM (t+qrx)

373 "I mean, I guess the Red Sox are ok. To each their own i suppose."

"GOTCHA, FRITZ!"

*bang*

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2019 06:49 PM (Ct55T)

374 >>>In an announcement that hopes to bring together fans of the biggest fantasy series of all time with the biggest sci-fi franchise,.............



I wouldn't call Star Wars sci-fi, at all. The Force ain't gravity, it's magic.

Posted by: x at May 20, 2019 06:49 PM (nFwvY)

375 Posted by: 13times at May 20, 2019 06:44 PM (K3B2k)

Well, I don't think I've ever talked about hard-ons and the boobies I mention are usually birds. I did quote several people saying the f word. Does that count because I could use some pearls to clutch? Pearls are very nice.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2019 06:49 PM (ahS0B)

376 You know the best way George Martin could be a complete dick now is to finish the series, and instead write a completely different ending that fans loved. Just to fuck with HBO.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2019 06:49 PM (k1TUh)

377 I'm working on a growler of beer. Now the die has been cast and I have to finish it. No choice in the matter. Once the growler is open it's predtermined that I must finish it.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at May 20, 2019 06:49 PM (JgA4k)

378 370
363 Yahoo news: seems like we are now close to impeachment. After all, a Republican is calling for it. they are all excited.

Posted by: Colin at May 20, 2019 06:46 PM (GK3RS)



Yeah, now I understand it - he's of "christian" Palestinian stock,
and he hates Trump for cozying up to the Jews so much. So that's about
all there is to it, just another modern day nazi letting us see his
armband.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2019 06:48 PM (k1TUh)

I think I also read that he has a lot of investments with the Chinese.

Posted by: Archer at May 20, 2019 06:49 PM (gmo/4)

379 Looks like Weiss and Benioff are going to get a Hold My Beer moment with Star Wars.

Posted by: McLurkerson at May 20, 2019 06:49 PM (ETHQn)

380 you know, were got the cultural reference for security questions the correct answer is not to throw down your rifle it is to eat a bullet.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2019 06:50 PM (MTjB1)

381 you and I should be friends, I fucking loved that show.

mmm, that redhead. very much a candidate for priestess for the lord of light.
Posted by: Keto not Beto

---

Damn! The one where he needed to take a driving test and he wound up kidnapped and the guy from the DMV came crashing through the ceiling to rescue him!

And the one where he went fishing and a dead body fell out of the sky with packs of money taped all over it!

...Good times!

...Oh, and, yeah, the redhead!

Posted by: RKae at May 20, 2019 06:50 PM (3jjxb)

382 Read a few of the outtakes from that Fredo Judge's ruling against PDT's financial records and it is so paritisian it almost has to be a joke.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2019 06:50 PM (FwN37)

383 If GOT is the new cultural yardstick, I'd be shot on sight.

"Sorry, but I don't have cable." BLAM!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 06:50 PM (HaL55)

384 Milkshakes above 300g must be served in glass per EU rules and cannot be made with whole milk or cream without proper health labels. The protester was in violation of EU directives 13.456-A and 177.435-C (as amended 2016); and should be fined 100 quid.

Posted by: Jean at May 20, 2019 06:50 PM (25Dt7)

385 ::clutches pearls tightly::

SOFTCORE PORN IS PERNICIOUS.

Posted by: 13times at May 20, 2019 06:51 PM (K3B2k)

386 Many hate the ending of The Sopranos because it used a trick -- cutting to black -- even though the way it ended was perfect -- Tony getting his brains blown out in front of his wife and two kids

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 20, 2019 06:51 PM (mSMPg)

387 Plus Saffron."

I'm just mad about Saffron...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 20, 2019 06:52 PM (6qErC)

388 Yeah, now I understand it - he's of "christian" Palestinian stock,
and he hates Trump for cozying up to the Jews so much.

----

But... but... a guy with Trump stickers on his van shot up a synagogue! And then we were told that Trump is horribly antisemitic!

Posted by: RKae at May 20, 2019 06:52 PM (3jjxb)

389 Two dragons attacked me out of nowhere. They were red hats and said, "this is the dothraki sea, f****t!"

Posted by: Jussie Smullet at May 20, 2019 06:52 PM (TOlQ1)

390 lol Fenelon.. you are a treasure!

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 20, 2019 06:52 PM (dUJdY)

391 I'm just mad about Saffron...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 20, 2019 06:52 PM (6qErC)


Oh Lord.. here we go...

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 20, 2019 06:52 PM (dUJdY)

392 378 I think I also read that he has a lot of investments with the Chinese.

Posted by: Archer at May 20, 2019 06:49 PM (gmo/4)

His family made their fortune importing cheap Chinese goods.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 20, 2019 06:53 PM (pgXNG)

393
Eiffel Tower evacuated, closed due to intruder



Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2019 06:24 PM (cF8AT)


Probably just some gentle soul looking for a Hawaiian snack bar.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2019 06:53 PM (ptqGC)

394
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 06:48 PM

sweet

did you ever find your powder horn?

Posted by: AltonJackson Come to the MoMe In June link in nick at May 20, 2019 06:53 PM (26G1N)

395 386 Many hate the ending of The Sopranos because it used a trick -- cutting to black -- even though the way it ended was perfect -- Tony getting his brains blown out in front of his wife and two kids
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 20, 2019 06:51 PM (mSMPg)

=====

Didn't the creator of the show insist the exact opposite? That Tony didn't die?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at May 20, 2019 06:53 PM (zZbCU)

396 391 I'm just mad about Saffron...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 20, 2019 06:52 PM (6qErC)

Oh Lord.. here we go...
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 20, 2019 06:52 PM (dUJdY

Saffron's mad about me...

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2019 06:53 PM (k1TUh)

397 Oh Lord.. here we go..."

Heh.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 20, 2019 06:53 PM (6qErC)

398 375 Posted by: 13times at May 20, 2019 06:44 PM (K3B2k)

Well, I don't think I've ever talked about hard-ons and the boobies I mention are usually birds. I did quote several people saying the f word. Does that count because I could use some pearls to clutch? Pearls are very nice.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2019 06:49 PM (ahS0B)

Heavens fore fend, Fen. Don't you understand that as an online commenting community focusing mainly on politics, we must all have precisely the same morals, mores, and tastes?

I mean, dash it all, what kind of place would allow for a variety of different personalities to interact?

No place this] socially conscious opinionator wishes to be, that is for certain!


*flounce*


Posted by: Warai-otoko is an NPC now. Nice knowin' ya. at May 20, 2019 06:53 PM (Ct55T)

399 You know the best way George Martin could be a complete dick now is to finish the series, and instead write a completely different ending that fans loved. Just to fuck with HBO.
Posted by: Tom Servo

I'd cash the last check first

Posted by: Jean at May 20, 2019 06:53 PM (25Dt7)

400 Is it me, or does the idea of a well-known religious/conservative moralizer writing columns about a tv show seem juvenile?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2019 06:53 PM (W+vEI)

401 ::clutches pearls tightly::

SOFTCORE PORN IS PERNICIOUS.
Posted by: 13times at May 20, 2019 06:51 PM (K3B2k)

In these trying times I'm glad that you have something to clutch onto.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2019 06:53 PM (ahS0B)

402 TJM, read your review.


Memory fails, but I do recall understanding how/why the movie was too ambiguous/ambivalent in certain ways to pass the Soviet propaganda smell test. The vignettes didn't have clearly all good/all bad characters, which clouded the propaganda message, something like that.


But the importance of the movie from the film-making perspective was clear, and the reason western film types paid to restore and distribute it, I suppose.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 20, 2019 06:54 PM (QDnY+)

403 Game of Thrones does "Lost" - endings seasons that let all air rush out of the balloon like one long director's fart....

Posted by: Boswell at May 20, 2019 06:54 PM (32YRo)

404 did you ever find your powder horn?
Posted by: AltonJackson Come to the MoMe In June link in nick at May 20, 2019 06:53 PM (26G1N)


Ah... no. No I didn't. I'll probably have to buy a new one so I can find the old one.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 06:54 PM (t+qrx)

405 Oh, Fen. You think this is about you? Okay.

Posted by: 13times at May 20, 2019 06:54 PM (K3B2k)

406 Yes. Obama appointee judge orders release of Trump tax returns and fiancials to Cummings and won't allow an appeal. From what I saw no safeguards on Cummings leaking

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 20, 2019 06:54 PM (mSMPg)

407 The ending makes perfect sense.

After 10 years of wholesale slaughter, Cersei is dead, as are Dragon Baby Mama and Filthy Scandi King, and the Disabled Hipster Douchebag has been appointed president.

Peace will now reign forever in Westeros.

What is so hard to understand?


Posted by: Huma Abedin at May 20, 2019 06:54 PM (fdxBF)

408 We're getting to the point where there are no 'cultural references.'

There used to be a much wider shared culture. We've been Balkanized into cultural enclaves.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 20, 2019 06:55 PM (oVJmc)

409 395 386 Many hate the ending of The Sopranos because it used a trick -- cutting to black -- even though the way it ended was perfect -- Tony getting his brains blown out in front of his wife and two kids
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 20, 2019 06:51 PM (mSMPg)

=====

Didn't the creator of the show insist the exact opposite? That Tony didn't die?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at May 20, 2019 06:53 PM (zZbCU)

Of course he didn't die! He had a heart attack, but he recovered, and after he recovered he had the urge to have a sex change operation and he told everyone to call him Loretta.

YOU CAN'T PROVE IT"S NOT TRUE!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2019 06:55 PM (k1TUh)

410
lol Fenelon.. you are a treasure!


Yes, FS, you are. With the patience of a saint to be able to put up with this place for as long as you have.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 06:55 PM (HaL55)

411 Didn't the creator of the show insist the exact opposite? That Tony didn't die?

---

nah, he agreed with the fans who said the fade to black referred to the nihilist discussion tony had earlier in the season about dying...just going to black...was the proper reading of the end.

or, maybe, we the audience got whacked.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at May 20, 2019 06:55 PM (JziUy)

412 The creator wanted Tony to die but bitched out and left it ambiguous.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 20, 2019 06:55 PM (4e+hS)

413 And TJM I have another one for you, from the obscure/interesting pile:


Northern Lights


Have you seen that one?



Posted by: rhomboid at May 20, 2019 06:55 PM (QDnY+)

414 Didn't the creator of the show insist the exact opposite? That Tony didn't die?


---

Nope, David Chase said all we need to know is in that scene. Given his history, I think he just made it vague on purpose without any intent to make it mean anything.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at May 20, 2019 06:55 PM (IfYaq)

415 299 Good thing Star Trek Discovery was on pay-CBS because we'd be trashing that every week.

looking forward to star trek: picard waiting for god?

Posted by: Anachronda at May 20, 2019 06:55 PM (sGtp+)

416 402 TJM, read your review.


Memory fails, but I do recall understanding how/why the movie was too ambiguous/ambivalent in certain ways to pass the Soviet propaganda smell test. The vignettes didn't have clearly all good/all bad characters, which clouded the propaganda message, something like that.


But the importance of the movie from the film-making perspective was clear, and the reason western film types paid to restore and distribute it, I suppose.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 20, 2019 06:54 PM (QDnY

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Yeah, I'd read that the Soviet authorities wanted something more straightforward as propaganda instead of an art film.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at May 20, 2019 06:55 PM (zZbCU)

417 Glad everybody has something other than politics to keep their hate burning.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Memorial Day Special! AoS Brand Cuck Flensing Knives 50% off at The Outrage Outlet! at May 20, 2019 06:55 PM (hI/80)

418 Welp, I guess I'm glad I never watched.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2019 06:56 PM (ptqGC)

419 330 Not only did I never watch it, I have no idea what it was even about.

Posted by: Weasel at May 20, 2019 06:39 PM (MVjcR)

Same here.
Posted by: Archer at May 20, 2019 06:40 PM (gmo/4)

Likewise.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 20, 2019 06:42 PM (H8QX

Me four...or whatever we're up to.

Husband watched it.

Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2019 06:56 PM (cF8AT)

420 "and won't allow an appeal."
-----
well that's interesting. and by interesting, that's not how it works.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at May 20, 2019 06:56 PM (JziUy)

421 406 Yes. Obama appointee judge orders release of Trump tax returns and fiancials to Cummings and won't allow an appeal."

No judge has the authority to block an appeal.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2019 06:56 PM (k1TUh)

422 of wholesale slaughter, "

Whatever happened to retail?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 20, 2019 06:56 PM (6qErC)

423 And nope, I have never mentioned "milky glutes"...except now.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2019 06:56 PM (ahS0B)

424 I think they left the Sopranos open for a possible reboot and Gandolfini ruined their plans by croaking.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 20, 2019 06:57 PM (2DOZq)

425 "won't allow an appeal" ????


Have we entered yet *another* higher level of judicial lawlessness that even I missed??



Posted by: rhomboid at May 20, 2019 06:57 PM (QDnY+)

426 Nope, David Chase said all we need to know is in that scene. Given his history, I think he just made it vague on purpose without any intent to make it mean anything.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at May 20, 2019 06:55 PM (IfYaq)


I figured the audience doesn't know because Tony will never know if he's got it coming right then, or the next week, or never. But I'm not good at this kind of thing.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 06:57 PM (t+qrx)

427 Obama appointee judge orders release of Trump tax returns and fiancials to Cummings and won't allow an appeal. From what I saw no safeguards on Cummings leaking
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 20, 2019 06:54 PM (mSMPg)

No that is wrong. He will not stay his decision till there is an appeal. He can NOT not allow an appeal. And appeal they will and fast.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2019 06:57 PM (FwN37)

428 413 And TJM I have another one for you, from the obscure/interesting pile:


Northern Lights


Have you seen that one?



Posted by: rhomboid at May 20, 2019 06:55 PM (QDnY+

=====

Staring LeAnn Times?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at May 20, 2019 06:57 PM (zZbCU)

429
Home again after a two-day trip from BWI to Schloss Hadrian in Brazoria County, TX, accompanied by the big moose Val and the triumphant Delilah (Best of Opposite Sex, 2019 Borzoi Club of America National Specialty). Luckily the weather was largely good and the traffic surprisingly light all the way.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2019 06:57 PM (X3lUd)

430 ..they call it mellow yellow...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 06:57 PM (HaL55)

431 I, Claudius.


13 episodes, a planned culmination, and historical value.


Not this bad pop culture drivel.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 20, 2019 06:57 PM (oVJmc)

432 I smell an emergency appeal to the supreme court

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2019 06:58 PM (FwN37)

433 409 395 386 Many hate the ending of The Sopranos because it used a trick -- cutting to black -- even though the way it ended was perfect -- Tony getting his brains blown out in front of his wife and two kids
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 20, 2019 06:51 PM (mSMPg)

=====

Didn't the creator of the show insist the exact opposite? That Tony didn't die?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at May 20, 2019 06:53 PM (zZbCU)

Of course he didn't die! He had a heart attack, but he recovered, and after he recovered he had the urge to have a sex change operation and he told everyone to call him Loretta.

YOU CAN'T PROVE IT"S NOT TRUE!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2019 06:55 PM (k1TUh)


He was shot by JR, but then Bobby woke up.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 06:58 PM (sy5kK)

434 Posted by: 13times at May 20, 2019 06:54 PM (K3B2k)

Nope; I don't think it was really about at me at all. I just chose to make it about me because it amused me to do so.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2019 06:58 PM (ahS0B)

435 ..they call it mellow yellow..."

Quite right.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 20, 2019 06:58 PM (6qErC)

436 I mean, it does seem pretty silly. The white house and their lawyers have a good reason to say no to the subpoena. An obama judge just says yolo get fuk'd?

Posted by: Keto not Beto at May 20, 2019 06:58 PM (JziUy)

437 lol Fenelon.. you are a treasure!

-
Fenelon and Chique d'Africa elevate the conversation around here. The rest of us, more delevate.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 20, 2019 06:58 PM (+y/Ru)

438 "and won't allow an appeal."
-----
well that's interesting. and by interesting, that's not how it works.
Posted by: Keto not Beto

So he's subbing for Chief Justice Roberts this week?

Posted by: Jean at May 20, 2019 06:59 PM (25Dt7)

439 I figured the audience doesn't know because Tony will never know if he's got it coming right then, or the next week, or never. But I'm not good at this kind of thing.


---

The most realistic take I heard is that the show just...ended. That's it. No finale for Tony, no nothing, just the end of the show.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at May 20, 2019 06:59 PM (IfYaq)

440 There is no such thing as an "Obama judge".

Posted by: Julia Roberts at May 20, 2019 07:00 PM (vtd+q)

441 "Mellow Yellow" is a damned good album!

"Writer in the Sun." "Sand and Foam." "Bleak City Woman."
"Museum."

The whole thing is grand.

Posted by: RKae at May 20, 2019 07:00 PM (3jjxb)

442
His family made their fortune importing cheap Chinese goods.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 20, 2019 06:53 PM (pgXNG)


The Biden family is now into importing from China?

You mean something other than graft?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 07:00 PM (sy5kK)

443 Hillary beef drape lover sock OFF!!!

Posted by: Sharkman at May 20, 2019 07:00 PM (fdxBF)

444 The most realistic take I heard is that the show just...ended. That's it. No finale for Tony, no nothing, just the end of the show.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at May 20, 2019 06:59 PM (IfYaq)

Yup and we are still talking about it years later

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2019 07:00 PM (FwN37)

445 >>Ah... no. No I didn't. I'll probably have to buy a new one so I can find the old one.

You'll find it in the last place you look.

You're welcome.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2019 07:00 PM (/tuJf)

446 The most realistic take I heard is that the show just...ended. That's it. No finale for Tony, no nothing, just the end of the show.
Posted by: WitchDoktor,

I assumed it was to leave the door open for a sequel

Posted by: Jean at May 20, 2019 07:00 PM (25Dt7)

447 And while I made light, and expect Farage to make light/campaign fodder, out of the milkshake attack on him today - there's an incredibly infuriating and dark trend emerging. Major British "news" found the whole thing hilarious. They're mocking Farage for it.


The thuggish, brownshirt mindset seems to be continuing to grow, and become less discreet.


Posted by: rhomboid at May 20, 2019 07:00 PM (QDnY+)

448 What I gather from the comments here is that GoT was devoid of joy or levity. Therefore the characters lacked an essential component of humanity.

Posted by: kallisto at May 20, 2019 07:01 PM (T7bPb)

449 There is no such thing as an "Obama judge".
Posted by: Julia Roberts at May 20, 2019 07:00 PM (vtd+q)


Maybe not in this world.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 07:01 PM (t+qrx)

450 374 I wouldn't call Star Wars sci-fi, at all. The Force ain't gravity, it's magic a bacterial infection.

fixt

Posted by: Anachronda at May 20, 2019 07:01 PM (v3pYe)

451 David Chase had planned Tony's death years in advance then bitched out, google it.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 20, 2019 07:01 PM (4e+hS)

452 You'll find it in the last place you look.

You're welcome.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2019 07:00 PM (/tuJf)


No, I already checked. It wasn't there.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 07:01 PM (t+qrx)

453 the judge may have tried to write the thing as a reading of the facts which squeak into the legal rules, which is harder to overrule on appeal. But really...

Posted by: Keto not Beto at May 20, 2019 07:01 PM (JziUy)

454 I Claudius is the best historical series ever made. never seen anything come close to that. And the cast was incredible - over time, I've come to think that the best of a a great bunch was a young John Hurt, who played the best Caligula anyone has ever done. He managed to make Caligula funny, charming, intelligent, and entertaining - all while very convincingly being a total psychopath who could kill anyone at any time for the most trivial of reasons.

Now THAT was a great villain!

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2019 07:02 PM (k1TUh)

455 451 David Chase had planned Tony's death years in advance then bitched out, google it.
Posted by: Dr Spank at May 20, 2019 07:01 PM (4e+hS

======

Because a million fans would have signed a snarky petition calling him a bad writer because they wouldn't have liked his ending?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at May 20, 2019 07:02 PM (zZbCU)

456
I assumed it was to leave the door open for a sequel

---

GoT would have had a winner last night if, right before Tyrion spoke, we jump cut to the throne occupied by Tony Soprano.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at May 20, 2019 07:02 PM (IfYaq)

457 Because a million fans would have signed a snarky petition calling him a bad writer because they wouldn't have liked his ending?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at May 20, 2019 07:02 PM (zZbCU)


I had a diorama ready and everything.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 07:02 PM (t+qrx)

458 >>The thuggish, brownshirt mindset seems to be continuing to grow, and become less discreet.



A muslim group was throwing *bricks* at Tommy Robinson at an outdoor campaign event. Worse, the police did nothing.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2019 07:03 PM (W+vEI)

459 Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts
Of Course. But at least we could see it coming if it happened to Tony.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 20, 2019 07:03 PM (4e+hS)

460 438 "and won't allow an appeal."
-----
well that's interesting. and by interesting, that's not how it works.

Posted by: Keto not Beto

So he's subbing for Chief Justice Roberts this week?

Posted by: Jean at May 20, 2019 06:59 PM (25Dt7)


@dcexaminer 3 minutes ago

Opposing the ruling by a DC federal judge siding with House Dems, @realDonaldTrump says that they disagree with the ruling and intend on repealing it. The ruling allows the subpoena of Trump's accounting firm for his financial records.

Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2019 07:03 PM (cF8AT)

461 The problem with "porning up" every damned corner and crevice of popular culture is that it degrades porn.

If i wanna watch a bunch a meatuses and silicone sweater racks flyin' around, I'll just go watch a porno and see it done properly and in context. If i'm trying to watch a story about power and intrigue and character development but every thirty seconds Lord Thundergroin is merrily whipping out his droit du seignieur and givin' it proper like to the nearest wench or princess or farm implement to hand, it's just a distracting waste of valuable air time that could have been used to actually tell a freaking complete and interesting story for once.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2019 07:04 PM (Ct55T)

462 TJM, dunno know the people in it - all amateurs, I think.


Funny little historical flick about North Dakota socialist political goings on during the Depression, I think.


Recall it was interesting, thought it might be the kind of thing you'd find worth seeing.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 20, 2019 07:04 PM (QDnY+)

463 nood

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Memorial Day Special! AoS Brand Cuck Flensing Knives 50% off at The Outrage Outlet! at May 20, 2019 07:04 PM (hI/80)

464 David Chase did the same thing with the final episodes of Northern Exposure and the fade to black in Sopranos. Joel wandering off into a nightime winter mirage of NYC? Eh.

Posted by: 13times at May 20, 2019 07:04 PM (K3B2k)

465 Well, since this is an open thread, some think this tweet reveals a certain lack of self awareness by a certain interweb company:

Pornhub ARIA

@Pornhub
Men �� shouldn’t ��be �� making �� decisions �� about �� women's��bodies ��

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 20, 2019 07:04 PM (+y/Ru)

466 Trump sure does know how to do a tv show.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2019 07:04 PM (/tuJf)

467 382 Read a few of the outtakes from that Fredo Judge's ruling against PDT's financial records and it is so paritisian it almost has to be a joke.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2019 06:50 PM (FwN37)


-----

It's hard to believe a darn chairman of a Congressional committee can ask for the returns of a particular individual and the Treasury has to produce it. But I've read the regulation and it's there.

Posted by: MAGA at May 20, 2019 07:05 PM (I5LRE)

468 Alternate will and various gasses found in Aretha Franklin's couch.

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 20, 2019 07:05 PM (RuIsu)

469 Also, just for the hell of it:

https://youtu.be/eVyxnMM3ldc

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2019 07:06 PM (Ct55T)

470 SOFTCORE PORN IS PERNICIOUS

Does 'pernicious' mean scooting on a dude's lap , nekkid, with knees tightly together?
Because that is SO weird.

Posted by: mikeyG at May 20, 2019 07:07 PM (LL1Be)

471
GoT would have had a winner last night if, right before Tyrion spoke, we jump cut to the throne occupied by Tony Soprano Suzanne Pleschette & Bob Newhart waking up in bed

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at May 20, 2019 07:02 PM


FIFY

Posted by: AltonJackson Come to the MoMe In June link in nick at May 20, 2019 07:07 PM (26G1N)

472 429 Congrats Hadrian!! Good for Delilah!

Posted by: Moki at May 20, 2019 07:07 PM (mFoNl)

473 Lizzy, the Sargon guy (forget his real name) has been assaulted several times, with thrown objects etc.


Amazing to see the degradation of the west so dramatically playing out.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 20, 2019 07:09 PM (QDnY+)

474 439: Tony was wacked. He died when it faded to black.

Posted by: Revenant at May 20, 2019 07:10 PM (lQdaH)

475
lol.
Not happening, it's done, get over it.

Posted by: HBO at May 20, 2019 07:11 PM (t6XCL)

476 >>> You know the best way George Martin could be a complete dick now is to finish the series, and instead write a completely different ending that fans loved. Just to fuck with HBO.

The GoT writers gave him a huge gift by fumbling the ending. He just has to write a not terrible ending for the characters ppl are most angry about, with enough foreshadowing and character development for it to make sense. If he does that they will worship him as a literary god forever.

Chekhov's gun/face...still wish they had someone surprising kill Dany, and then the face comes off to reveal it was Arya. Why train her if it doesn't serve the ending? And what about the prophecy? Eh I'm wasting too much headspace on this.

Posted by: LizLem at May 20, 2019 07:12 PM (hvf9s)

477
The Hobbit and Braveheart are two movies that come to mind as terrific stories turned into garbage.

Posted by: YIKES! at May 20, 2019 07:14 PM (t6XCL)

478 300
Would anyone here bang his aunt if she were really hot.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 20, 2019 06:35 PM (mSMPg)

*raises hand*

Posted by: Justin Verlander's nephew Steve at May 20, 2019 07:22 PM (ufFY8)

479 I wouldn't call Star Wars sci-fi, at all.

Its fantasy in a high tech setting.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2019 07:25 PM (39g3+)

480 Totally agree on I, Claudius, Tom Servo. I just gave it to one of the youngins for a present!

Posted by: PJ at May 20, 2019 07:28 PM (qlTN9)

481 So finally watched the Finale.

Hmm. I kind of think it was probably the best the writers could do with the corner they painted themselves into. Perhaps the Imp is the winner in this all, though three of the Starks get to be Kings, so maybe they do.

Hell, I don't know. The last two seasons have been a trainwreck.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 07:31 PM (yQpMk)

482 It's hard to believe a darn chairman of a Congressional committee can ask for the returns of a particular individual and the Treasury has to produce it. But I've read the regulation and it's there.



A new precedent is set. This will come in handy in 2021.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 07:33 PM (yQpMk)

483 Maisie Williams put out a call for memes and Twitter does not disappoint. https://bit.ly/2HtTgYd

My Favorite - A Man with No Name, over an image of Arya in the Ash Cloud:
A Girl with No Name and Mesothelioma may be entitled to Significant Financial Compensation

Posted by: motionview at May 20, 2019 07:44 PM (pYQR/)

484 Weiners chorus is composed of Republicans of the United States Senate. They have been rehearsing all their lives for this, and the fortuitous arrival of Mitt Romney was just in time to preserve the chorus, after they lost Jeff Flake. No one else could sing the soprano parts.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Live! And in color! at May 20, 2019 07:46 PM (Z216Q)

485 someone in the amazon comments says they sell Nando's Peri-Peri sauce at Target, and at one third the price the amazon jackwad is selling it for.

Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 08:07 PM (PbpT7)

486 If they had actually read the books they would have known that the author has no idea how to finish a story.
I mean, they would have seen this coming a long time ago. Those books lacked a clear story as bad as that (was it?) Dark Tower series by Stephen King.
Both had a beginning, a vague middle but no end in sight. This was clear to me before I finished the third book in either series.

Posted by: Bitter Klinger at May 20, 2019 09:09 PM (AZ4Ye)

Gowdy: FBI Probably Has Exculpatory Evidence About Trump-Russia Collusion, But Didn't Reveal It To the FISA Court When Seeking Warrants

Potentially a "game-changer," he says.

"If the bureau's going to send in an informant in, the informant's going to be wired, and if the bureau is monitoring telephone calls, there's going to be a transcript of that," Gowdy told host Maria Bartiromo.

Gowdy continued:

[T]here is some information in these transcripts that has the potential to be a game-changer if it's ever made public.


Gowdy, who served on the House Intelligence Committee, said he and Texas Rep. John Ratcliffe have seen the potentially exculpatory documents. He said he hopes the public will one day get to review it.

"If you have exculpatory information and you don't share it with the court, that ain't good. I've seen it, Johnny [Ratcliffe] has seen it. I'd love for your viewers to see it," he said.

Straight-shooters. Nonpartisan. Best and brightest.

Update: This thread presents persuasive evidence that Mueller's team -- the team that doesn't leak, supposedly -- leaked highly derogatory information about Trump to the NYT and thereby gifted the Times with a Pulitzer.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 04:47 PM




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1 American Stasi.

Posted by: LGoPs at May 20, 2019 04:46 PM (jYEmF)

2 Burn it all to the ground. Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: LGoPs at May 20, 2019 04:47 PM (jYEmF)

3 Man with cool haircut, please don't tease us anymore.

Posted by: Caliban at May 20, 2019 04:48 PM (qEujL)

4 Tear down the FBI. Long prison terms are in order.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at May 20, 2019 04:48 PM (0OmEj)

5 Regarding St James Comey? I'm sure Heinrich Himmler thought he was a good man too.

Posted by: LGoPs at May 20, 2019 04:48 PM (jYEmF)

6 Rank and File!

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 04:48 PM (488xF)

7 Hi

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at May 20, 2019 04:48 PM (9jsAP)

8 Why is that good for Trump?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 20, 2019 04:49 PM (so+oy)

9 lol go fuck yourself Gowdy.

All hat and no cattle. Didja ever really send someone to jail?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 20, 2019 04:49 PM (5+4v7)

10
Potentially. Could be. Possible. If it's released.

Reeah

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at May 20, 2019 04:49 PM (9jsAP)

11 This all leads to Obama. He of the Scandal Free Administration. And do you think for a minute that Biden wasn't aware of this?

Posted by: LGoPs at May 20, 2019 04:49 PM (jYEmF)

12 Enough already... let's just do it!

Posted by: It's me donna at May 20, 2019 04:50 PM (O2RFr)

13 Trump doesn't get mad; he gets even.

Posted by: TexasMike at May 20, 2019 04:50 PM (nvMvs)

14 Burn, baby, burn

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 20, 2019 04:50 PM (bcbK8)

15 Biden's blue teeth smiled upon it all.

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 20, 2019 04:50 PM (RuIsu)

16 >> do you think for a minute that Biden wasn't aware of this?


Yes.

I don't think Biden is aware of his anal leakage. I could see this slipping by.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 04:50 PM (488xF)

17 If this is true then AG Barr knows about it and it will come out.

Save it for next year.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 20, 2019 04:50 PM (JUOKG)

18 it is all going to end in tears

Posted by: bored383 at May 20, 2019 04:51 PM (zJ4nO)

19 The greatest scandal in American history and yet the media is virtually silent about it and is actually doing yeaoman's work in covering it up.


Yes, the media IS the enemy.

Posted by: LGoPs at May 20, 2019 04:51 PM (jYEmF)

20 Drip drip drip

Its a wonder Media can keep ignoring

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 20, 2019 04:51 PM (mSMPg)

21 Gowdy needs to STFU and go home.

Posted by: Vic at May 20, 2019 04:52 PM (mpXpK)

22 This all leads to Obama. He of the Scandal Free Administration. And do you think for a minute that Biden wasn't aware of this?





Posted by: LGoPs at May 20, 2019 04:49 PM

---

And Trump is going to hammer biden with this stuff 24/7 when he wins the Primary.


It's gonna be great! And the kicker is this time there will actually be proof of illegal stuff.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 20, 2019 04:52 PM (JUOKG)

23 People crapped all over Gowdy, largely because such people did not understand the limits on a Congressman's power, but I still have regard for him.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 20, 2019 04:52 PM (if8r4)

24 Nowhere in the Constitution is there a mandate for the FBI, so let's just clean house, starting with this useless agency.

Posted by: pookysgirl at May 20, 2019 04:52 PM (XKZwp)

25 Yeoman's work, not yeaoman's work, whatever the hell that is...sheesh.

Posted by: LGoPs at May 20, 2019 04:52 PM (jYEmF)

26
Gowdy is the Dick Morris.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 20, 2019 04:53 PM (7zg3O)

27 I'd bet Biden wasn't in on this. Why would he be?

Only Obama's Inner Inner Circle

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 20, 2019 04:53 PM (mSMPg)

28 Potentially. Could be. Possible. If it's released.

..

Breaking bombshells!!

#2weeks

Posted by: Ha at May 20, 2019 04:54 PM (MAstk)

29 20 Drip drip drip

Its a wonder Media can keep ignoring
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 20, 2019 04:51 PM (mSMPg)



They were engaged in slurp slurp slurp political fellatio of he Obamunist for nine years, sadly, I am sure they CAN keep ignoring.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 20, 2019 04:54 PM (ujg0T)

30 PJDT has already said he'll release everything. The timing is his choice and I'm very happy how he's played this so far

Posted by: zeera with a new book, link in nic at May 20, 2019 04:54 PM (3Bzg7)

31 Gowdy never went around smelling Killary's shoes though.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2019 04:55 PM (IOquy)

32 Didja ever really send someone to jail?
Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 20, 2019 04:49 PM (5+4v7)


Actually, Gowdy sent LOTS of people to jail. He was a prosecutor for many years.

If you're referring to when he was in Congress, he sent as many people to jail as you did. Why didn't YOU anyone to jail?

Answer: because you didn't the power. Well, NEITHER DID GOWDY. Read a book on civics to find out why.

Jesus, I am SO sick of people saying stupid shit like this.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 20, 2019 04:55 PM (if8r4)

33 >>All hat and no cattle. Didja ever really send someone to jail?

How would a Congressman send someone to jail?

Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2019 04:55 PM (/tuJf)

34 The first indictment will be cause for celebration. Maybe. (Depends on the nature of the charges)


Until then these teaser-stories are just making me frustrated!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Bwaana returns at May 20, 2019 04:55 PM (Z216Q)

35 PDJT too

Posted by: zeera with a new book, link in nic at May 20, 2019 04:55 PM (3Bzg7)

36 I've learned now that Watergate was pretty much Nixon just doing what LBJ had done previously so the MFM being the PR firm for the DNC/commies is old old news and yet still it hits me and makes me angry.

In a way its worse that they are getting away with it still. To some extant they are not, with the internet, talk radio, OAN news and a few minutes a day on Fox some truth gets out vs when it was just the big 3 alphabets but GRRRRR, wake up America before its too late.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at May 20, 2019 04:56 PM (eASYU)

37 This better be covered in the IG FISA report. If not, we'll know the whole thing is meant to be a whitewash.

Posted by: WisRich at May 20, 2019 04:56 PM (G0vdT)

38 Gowdy was useless at exposing things like Benghazi. By trying and failing he gave the likes of Hillary a pass

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 20, 2019 04:56 PM (mSMPg)

39
At last!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2019 04:56 PM (pNxlR)

40 I hope details on the media's COLLUSION and payments from Fusion GPS is revealed

Posted by: zeera with a new book, link in nic at May 20, 2019 04:57 PM (3Bzg7)

41 4 Tear down the FBI. Long prison terms are in order.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at May 20, 2019 04:48 PM (0OmEj)

I like how you think

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 20, 2019 04:57 PM (bcbK8)

42 Fuckin'a, just do what Schitt/Nadless would do: leak it like a couple of Russian hookers!

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 20, 2019 04:57 PM (NGY3f)

43 I did not like Trey Gowdy because he always spoke in superlatives which did not match the reality of the office.

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at May 20, 2019 04:57 PM (gSgAd)

44 I wish we were hearing this from someone other than Gowdy.
Sorry, he's headed innumerable hearings and always a let down.

Posted by: kraki at May 20, 2019 04:58 PM (TNa9O)

45 but GRRRRR, wake up America before its too late.

Whaaaa? Leave me alone, it's too early.

Posted by: America the Knave at May 20, 2019 04:58 PM (jYEmF)

46 The most exculpatory evidence of all is that they set the whole Popadopolis thingup as a sting.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 20, 2019 04:58 PM (oVJmc)

47 If Gowdy did have such information, he should have revealed it publicly in a speech to Congress. A Congressman cannot be prosecuted for speech given in the Congress, and when he decided to not seek re-election, there was no possible penalty that the House could have imposed on him.

I am sick of this game of "I've seen X, and it is a game changer."

Posted by: Gowdy Doody at May 20, 2019 04:58 PM (y5Pn8)

48 How would a Congressman send someone to jail?

Penumbras, emenations immanations shining golden beams, and this big ball of hash we just smoked.

Posted by: nine clowns in robes at May 20, 2019 04:58 PM (ykYG2)

49 Make the FBI Great Again*

* with a substantially reduced HQ staff

Posted by: DaveA at May 20, 2019 04:58 PM (FhXTo)

50 33 >>All hat and no cattle. Didja ever really send someone to jail?

How would a Congressman send someone to jail?
Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2019 04:55 PM (/tuJf)

Fine. Caning, then. It has the weight of precedent. And hickory.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 20, 2019 04:59 PM (bcbK8)

51 You have to go for the jugular

With Benghazi it was Hillary and Obama shipping arms from Libya to baby ISIS

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 20, 2019 05:01 PM (mSMPg)

52 Make the FBI Great Again*

* with a substantially reduced HQ staff
Posted by: DaveA

In their shiny, new WV HQs

Posted by: Jean at May 20, 2019 05:01 PM (25Dt7)

53

Cavuto just announced Trump lost this recent fight to keep financials from congress. Some judge ruled. But he'll probably repeal, etc, said Cavuto.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 20, 2019 05:01 PM (vEIlU)

54 If, as has been rumored, Mifsud or Downer or Halper were wearing a wire when they met with Papadopolous someone is in very deep doo doo.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2019 05:02 PM (/tuJf)

55 Tear down the FBI. Long prison terms are in order.

Yes and while the leaders, Comey, McCabe, Strozk Me, Page need to go to prison I wouldn't leave it at that. The supposedly straight 'rank and file' stood silently by when this was happening and we all know that silence is consent so some pretty serious soul searching needs to be done wrt the ethics and loyalties of everybody in the fucking agency, to include the housekeeping staff.

Posted by: America the Knave at May 20, 2019 05:02 PM (jYEmF)

56 Cavuto just announced Trump lost this recent fight to keep financials from congress. Some judge ruled. But he'll probably repeal, etc, said Cavuto.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 20, 2019 05:01 PM (vEIlU)
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I think it was a forgone conclusion the judge was going to rule against him.

Posted by: WisRich at May 20, 2019 05:03 PM (G0vdT)

57 33 >>All hat and no cattle. Didja ever really send someone to jail?

How would a Congressman send someone to jail?
Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2019 04:55 PM (/tuJf)


Easy. The same way the Supreme Court passes legislation, and the way the President holds some laws un-Constitutional.

We REALLY need to teach civics in high school again.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 20, 2019 05:03 PM (if8r4)

58
Today it's milkshakes, tomorrow it will be acid.

Fake News thinks it's funny that Left Wing Fascists in the UK are hurling milkshakes at non-leftist politicians.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 20, 2019 05:03 PM (7zg3O)

59 >>Jesus, I am SO sick of people saying stupid shit like this.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 20, 2019 04:55 PM (if8r4)

He teased us, but he didn't please us.

Posted by: Caliban at May 20, 2019 05:03 PM (qEujL)

60 Robert Mueller on the "Woods Procedures" : https://fas.org/irp/agency/doj/fisa/fbi082903.pdf

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 20, 2019 05:03 PM (4e+hS)

61 sock off....

Posted by: LGoPs at May 20, 2019 05:03 PM (jYEmF)

62 33 >>All hat and no cattle. Didja ever really send someone to jail?

How would a Congressman send someone to jail?
Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2019 04:55 PM (/tuJf)

Wasn't he some Super Prosecutor, state's or US attorney before Congress?

Posted by: Al Crapton at May 20, 2019 05:03 PM (EqlbN)

63 That's from 2003.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 20, 2019 05:03 PM (4e+hS)

64 Fine. Caning, then. It has the weight of precedent. And hickory.

Do you want the present House of Representatives to have punitive power?

Think, people, think!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 20, 2019 05:04 PM (if8r4)

65 Wasn't he some Super Prosecutor, state's or US attorney before Congress?
Posted by: Al Crapton at May 20, 2019 05:03 PM (EqlbN)


He was a DA in SC.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 20, 2019 05:04 PM (if8r4)

66 but GRRRRR, wake up America before its too late.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at May 20, 2019 04:56 PM (eASYU)

You can't rely on the laziest parts of society being awake for victory, otherwise you'll never win.

Now, of course we need to keep trying, and of course anyone with integrity should care about this. But the fact is that a lot of Americans are just regular people who don't want to play a game of thrones.

Posted by: trev006 at May 20, 2019 05:04 PM (SEr2U)

67 "By the book."

Posted by: JAS at May 20, 2019 05:05 PM (KOCKb)

68 >>Wasn't he some Super Prosecutor, state's or US attorney before Congress?

He was a federal prosecutor way back when.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2019 05:05 PM (/tuJf)

69 "If you have exculpatory information and you don't share it with the court, that ain't good ..."

______


Not good? You mean, like criminal?

Posted by: ShainS -- Adversity Score = -1600 (full Self-Reliance penalty) at May 20, 2019 05:05 PM (3Q4Q0)

70 And by "exculpatory evidence" what Ace means is the FBI should have walked into Court at some point and said:

"Yer Honor, all that shit we said before was lies, and also, we were the ones planting evidence of collusion on PapaDizzle, Page, and those other folks we got FISA warrants on."

"Sorry . . ."

Posted by: Sharkman at May 20, 2019 05:05 PM (fdxBF)

71 I think suck "exculpatory evidence", would in fact be evidence of crime *by the FBI*, actually the most serious charges we might see in this whole affair. Fraud upon the FISC to obtain the warrants.


Thus the *public* seeing this is not only somewhat secondary, it's *implied* in the process that is presumably under way right now.


For this reason I find Gowdy's wording a bit odd.


Oh - and Horde, good thing ace linked you to Undercover Huber. If you're interested in the Mega-Scandal, most of the real reporting and analysis has been happening with the Twatters types, for a long time. Together with the mainstream [Solomon, Carter, et al], you have it all there.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 20, 2019 05:05 PM (QDnY+)

72 >>Not good? You mean, like criminal?

Like felony.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2019 05:05 PM (/tuJf)

73 Gowdy, who served on the House Intelligence Committee, said he and Texas Rep. John Ratcliffe have seen the potentially exculpatory documents. He said he hopes the public will one day get to review it.


I'm pretty sure Trump will be releasing all of the Krakens.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 20, 2019 05:06 PM (vEIlU)

74 It was a coup from day 1. People really have to go to jail

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2019 05:06 PM (FwN37)

75 64 Fine. Caning, then. It has the weight of precedent. And hickory.

Do you want the present House of Representatives to have punitive power?

Think, people, think!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 20, 2019 05:04 PM (if8r4)

I want the enemies of America to suffer.

But point taken

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 20, 2019 05:06 PM (bcbK8)

76 54 If, as has been rumored, Mifsud or Downer or Halper were wearing a wire when they met with Papadopolous someone is in very deep doo doo.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2019 05:02 PM (/tuJf)

They had to be, or it's bugged... either way there has to be a recording.

Posted by: Al Crapton at May 20, 2019 05:07 PM (EqlbN)

77 I want the enemies of America to suffer.

There was a time. There was a time

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2019 05:07 PM (FwN37)

78
Gowdy, what of Bengazi?

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 20, 2019 05:07 PM (7zg3O)

79 Ace, mulling over what has been reported and talked about and mused on, I am now thinking that Comey's goal was to cement his tenure at FBI like Hoover did. He had all the information hanging over Hillz, and it sounds like he was trying to hold the "dossiyay" over Trump to make him come to heel, too.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2019 05:07 PM (KTmSx)

80 70 And by "exculpatory evidence" what Ace means is the FBI should have walked into Court at some point and said:

"Yer Honor, all that shit we said before was lies, and also, we were the ones planting evidence of collusion on PapaDizzle, Page, and those other folks we got FISA warrants on."

"Sorry . . ."
Posted by: Sharkman at May 20, 2019 05:05 PM (fdxBF)
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And of course the FISA Judges will exclaim "I'm shocked, SHOCKED there's lying going on in my court!"

Posted by: WisRich at May 20, 2019 05:07 PM (G0vdT)

81 He teased us, but he didn't please us.
Posted by: Caliban at May 20, 2019 05:03 PM (qEujL)


How about if he'd done this:

Gowdy in a committee hearing: "Sergeant-at-arms, drag this fucker out to the parking lot and shoot him."

Sergeant-at-arms: "Yessir, right away."

All of this crap is as stupid as AOC saying she's going to pass legislation, as though she could do it singlehandedly, something we laughed at.

Three branches of government: executive, legislative, and judicial, with different powers and responsibilities.

That completes the lesson for today. Don't want to overdo it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 20, 2019 05:07 PM (if8r4)

82 Why didn't he say these things when he was in Congress? Publicly call for someone to be indicted like the Dems do every day whether it's valid or not.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 20, 2019 05:07 PM (e46OR)

83 16 >> do you think for a minute that Biden wasn't aware of this?


Yes.

I don't think Biden is aware of his anal leakage. I could see this slipping by.
Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 04:50 PM (488xF)


I could see him being left out of the loop. He does have a tendency to shoot his mouth off.

Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2019 05:07 PM (xjiRE)

84 23 People crapped all over Gowdy, largely because such people did not understand the limits on a Congressman's power, but I still have regard for him.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 20, 2019 04:52 PM (if8r4)


this.


Gowdy could only shout "FIRE!", but Congress does not get a firehose.

Watch Lawless Fat Jerry Nadless for the same result.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 05:08 PM (sy5kK)

85 Ari Fleischer.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 20, 2019 05:08 PM (vEIlU)

86 It looks and sounds as though Gowdy is angling for some large-salaried Fox "anal-yst" gig to me. But with them going down the same Progressive drain as the rest of the media clowns, it may not happen.

And if he knows that crimes were committed in the testimony, wouldn't he be somewhat derelict in his duty to the country to not let the DOJ know about it? Even just if policy was violated, too?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 05:08 PM (HaL55)

87 They don't order a grande latte without recording it.

Posted by: Al Crapton at May 20, 2019 05:08 PM (EqlbN)

88 Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2019 05:02 PM (/tuJf)

How are your ankles?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2019 05:08 PM (FwN37)

89
Nowhere in the Constitution is there a mandate for the FBI Justice Department, so let's just clean house, starting with this useless agency department.

FIFY

Posted by: JAS at May 20, 2019 05:08 PM (KOCKb)

90 Whew. I was about out of songs.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 05:08 PM (pUDQf)

91 All those damning Gowdy for not doing more should remember he couldn't go further than he did. The same goes for Issa.
Nadler and Schitt are going to learn the same lesson.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2019 05:08 PM (NFEMn)

92 And for some reason, they continue to sit on this information.

I really can't figure it out.

Posted by: Don Q at May 20, 2019 05:09 PM (NgKpN)

93 Willowed:
I've got a brand new pair of figure skates, you've got a busted knee. - Tonya Harding

Posted by: Archer at May 20, 2019 05:09 PM (gmo/4)

94 90 Whew. I was about out of songs.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 05:08 PM (pUDQf)


Dang. I was just getting warmed up...

Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2019 05:09 PM (TdMsT)

95 >>How are your ankles?

Just a flesh wound.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2019 05:09 PM (/tuJf)

96 "persuasive evidence"?

Pffft.

Posted by: Pine scented Druid mystic at May 20, 2019 05:09 PM (QzkSJ)

97 Cavuto just announced Trump lost this recent fight to keep financials from congress.

--

Then, Trump should seek and get the financials of congressmen.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 20, 2019 05:09 PM (JoUsr)

98 That completes the lesson for today. Don't want to overdo it.


Mind. Blown.

Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2019 05:10 PM (tH5fk)

99 Hiding exculpatory material is SOP for most prosecutors. These hyenas just did it to a POTUS.

Posted by: kallisto at May 20, 2019 05:10 PM (T7bPb)

100 And for some reason, they continue to sit on this information.

I really can't figure it out.
Posted by: Don Q

Most of it's under Nadler.

Posted by: Miklos, weighing the evidence at May 20, 2019 05:10 PM (QzkSJ)

101 I want the enemies of America to suffer.

But point taken
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 20, 2019 05:06 PM (bcbK


Me too.

But I want it done in accordance with the Constitution. Why? I just don't want extra-Constitutional powers invoked, because unlike liberals, I can imagine them being used against US.

See, e.g., Harry Reid and the nuclear option. The Democrats, by changing Senate rules on confirmations, are getting nailed in the squeaker on judicial appointments that will reshape this country for a generation or two.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 20, 2019 05:10 PM (if8r4)

102 Gowdy made me pay $50 and pick up the garbage.

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 20, 2019 05:11 PM (RuIsu)

103 Cavuto just announced Trump lost this recent fight to keep financials from congress.

No he did not. It will be appealed

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2019 05:11 PM (FwN37)

104 He had all the information hanging over Hillz, and it sounds like he was
trying to hold the "dossiyay" over Trump to make him come to heel, too.


And in hindsight, it looks like he was trying to clear Her Heinous of any wrongdoing when he laid out some of the charges against her then said the "no responsible prosecutor would charge her" bullshit right before the election.


Yeah, that sorta backfired on both of them, thankfully.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 05:11 PM (HaL55)

105 Update: This thread presents persuasive evidence that Mueller's team -- the team that doesn't leak, supposedly -- leaked highly derogatory information about Trump to the NYT and thereby gifted the Times with a Pulitzer.


Spoonfed a politically-motivated story, then awarded for 'journalism.'


And they can't understand why journalists are loathed.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 20, 2019 05:11 PM (oVJmc)

106 So Gowdy got all this juicy information, held on to it, then releases it when made a "contributor".

Posted by: MAGA at May 20, 2019 05:11 PM (EAGU9)

107 I've never heard Jerry Nadler talk, and, thanks, but no need to direct me to a video.
Anyhow, I imagine he wheezes when talks. I also expect he's supernaturally sweaty.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 05:11 PM (JgA4k)

108 And of course the FISA Judges will exclaim "I'm shocked, SHOCKED there's lying going on in my court!"

What makes me think that if the roles were reversed and it was a Republican administration FBI that did this to a Democratic candidate, that the deceived FISA judge would be screaming bloody murder like a stuck pig from every news outlet in America? I guess I must be hopelessly cynical. Either that or I have the requisite 2 brain cells randomly colliding in my head to produce that thought.

Posted by: LGoPs at May 20, 2019 05:11 PM (jYEmF)

109 WSJ says the House Democrats just passed a bill euphemistically called the "Equality Act", designed to offer very far reaching legal superiority to LGTBQ people.

One explicit provision is to require in all states that men claiming to identify as teenage girls will be permitted access to girls locker rooms. Also, that pedos, once they gain "equal rights" will be allowed to groom your kids in their schools, at scouts, or wherever. Because, rights.

Orwell is smiling.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Bwaana returns at May 20, 2019 05:12 PM (Z216Q)

110 What it takes to get a FISA warrant by an ex-FBI agent :
https://wp.me/p5gGh3-9ZI

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 20, 2019 05:12 PM (4e+hS)

111 91 All those damning Gowdy for not doing more should remember he couldn't go further than he did. The same goes for Issa.
Nadler and Schitt are going to learn the same lesson.
Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2019 05:08 PM (NFEMn)


Yes, exactly. Thank you. Issa went after the Reds so hard, and pushed the GOP leadership so hard to do so, that they removed him as chairman of the Government Oversight Committee. Reds in California hated his guts, and moved the earth to get him out of office.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 20, 2019 05:12 PM (if8r4)

112 Ace, mulling over what has been reported and talked
about and mused on, I am now thinking that Comey's goal was to cement
his tenure at FBI like Hoover did. He had all the information hanging
over Hillz, and it sounds like he was trying to hold the "dossiyay" over
Trump to make him come to heel, too.





Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2019 05:07 PM

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comey's initial meeting with Trump was an open face blackmail attempt that backfired. That's why comey is still butthurt to this very day and why he refused to publicly state that Trump was not under criminal investigation until he was cornered under oath in his Congressional testimony.


He thought that Trump had their meetings taped so he had to tell the truth.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 20, 2019 05:12 PM (JUOKG)

113 Still waiting for anything to happen to any of these people.

*yawns*

I'll start believing in this when I see indictments and perp walks.
Without that it's just gonna continue, and get worse.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 20, 2019 05:12 PM (isI7q)

114 Three branches of government: executive, legislative, and judicial, with different powers and responsibilities.

That completes the lesson for today. Don't want to overdo it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 20, 2019 05:07 PM (if8r4)



but...but...but... nobody told ME!

Posted by: Woke Democrats under 30 at May 20, 2019 05:13 PM (sy5kK)

115 >>And for some reason, they continue to sit on this information.

>>I really can't figure it out.

I don't think it's all that complicated. There are criminal investigations going on and have been for a long time.

Leaking information that might be used as part of that investigation might screw up prosecutions.

It's going to come out. Trump keeps saying that constantly. I believe him because as much as I want to see these assclowns get hammered Trump wants it even more.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2019 05:13 PM (/tuJf)

116 We REALLY need to teach civics in high school again.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Where would you get the teachers?

Posted by: Miklos, cynical pedagogue at May 20, 2019 05:13 PM (QzkSJ)

117 How come our side of Congress doesn't leak this stuff?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 05:13 PM (KzvQU)

118 I never knew so much gall existed.

For Mueller to simultaneously lie his ass off and then insinuate that Trump is the corrupt one....well, Bob, that's some serious damn gall.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 05:13 PM (pUDQf)

119

Remember when Creepy Porn Lawyer was arrested for domestic violence. Here's the story about what happened, by the girlfriend at the time:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7024115

She wanted money to put gas in her car, and CPL went berserk.

The man is a classic psychopath.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 20, 2019 05:14 PM (NMAzL)

120 How come our side of Congress doesn't leak this stuff?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 05:13 PM (KzvQU)

Didn't even have to be leaked. Was Gowdy prevented from saying exactly what he's saying now when he was a Congressman? Not snark, anyone know?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 20, 2019 05:15 PM (e46OR)

121


Exculpatory means Trump's guilty right?

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at May 20, 2019 05:15 PM (T+ZG/)

122 Leaking information that might be used as part of that investigation might screw up prosecutions.

It's going to come out. Trump keeps saying that constantly. I believe him because as much as I want to see these assclowns get hammered Trump wants it even more.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2019 05:13 PM (/tuJf)
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We're just used to the Obama/Comey DOJ/FBI leaking like a sieve. Things have changed.

Posted by: WisRich at May 20, 2019 05:15 PM (G0vdT)

123 I could see him being left out of the loop. He does have a tendency to shoot his mouth off.

Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2019 05:07 PM (xjiRE)


I wouldn't give him the benefit of the doubt. Make him fucking explain how he was out of the loop in the greatest scandal in American history. Attack. Always Attack. Just like the Left does.

Posted by: LGoPs at May 20, 2019 05:15 PM (jYEmF)

124 "Never heard of it"
--Rep. Amash

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2019 05:16 PM (39g3+)

125 That leak about George P. to the NYT is interesting. It sounds like the Rooskie was involved in soliciting P. Was he working with our IC to further their sting?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 20, 2019 05:16 PM (oVJmc)

126 http://bit.ly/2EmwnUD
*******
Former Justice Department Employee Pleads Guilty to Conspiracy to Deceive U.S. Banks about Millions of Dollars in Foreign Lobbying Funds
*******
Attention JackStraw white Courtesy Phone

Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 20, 2019 05:16 PM (BqBId)

127
I guess the race is on.

Which will come first, the impeachment vote in the House, or all docs and evidence showing corruption and malfeasance to be released.

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at May 20, 2019 05:16 PM (f1en5)

128 Jay, while the narrow point here of course is valid, tragically you gotta be careful about over-generalizing. In particular - the judicial branch has been legislating, increasingly, and more brazenly than ever. The constitutional order is a shambles, top to bottom, in that regard. Of course that's tied up with congressional abdication of power, and it starts to get complicated. But the judicial lawlessness aspect is central, and urgent.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 20, 2019 05:17 PM (QDnY+)

129 Where would you get the teachers?

Yeah, have to teach the teachers civics first

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2019 05:17 PM (39g3+)

130 The Huber thread made my blood boil.

Mueller team lawyer leaking to one or more NYT reporters, the Mueller guy committing felony leaking.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 20, 2019 05:17 PM (5+4v7)

131 My prediction:

If we are very, very lucky, someone will get a hand slap. Nothing more.

Because..."higher ups are too big to jail" and "minions couldn't buck the system because they would lose their job and their pension."

Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at May 20, 2019 05:17 PM (sktRI)

132
If articles of impeachment are voted on, you can't put that shit back in the toothpaste tube.

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at May 20, 2019 05:17 PM (f1en5)

133 I don't think it's all that complicated. There are criminal investigations going on and have been for a long time.

Leaking information that might be used as part of that investigation might screw up prosecutions.

It's going to come out. Trump keeps saying that constantly. I believe him because as much as I want to see these assclowns get hammered Trump wants it even more.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2019 05:13 PM (/tuJf)


Yes. Thank you. The voice of sweet reason.

"Yes, we have a wiretap on John Gotti, and are just waiting for him to say something incriminating, so stay tuned, so fingers crossed."

Plus, at the time the information may have been confidential. Publication of the (redacted) Mueller report is out may well change what can be said.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 20, 2019 05:18 PM (if8r4)

134 First time I heard the lard pucket speak, was when Candace Owens slapped him down in a hearing...

Good fun!

Posted by: MarcusZ1967 at May 20, 2019 05:18 PM (U1LIE)

135


Ya know, that cueball idiot Avanatti deserves a good ass kicking.

Just sayin.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at May 20, 2019 05:18 PM (T+ZG/)

136 85 Ari Fleischer.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 20, 2019 05:08 PM (vEIlU)

Don't know that one. Could you hum a few bars?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 20, 2019 05:18 PM (RD7QR)

137 For Mueller to simultaneously lie his ass off and then insinuate that Trump is the corrupt one....well, Bob, that's some serious damn gall.




Nah. True believers, aka "the delusional mentally ill" do stuff like that all the time.

Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at May 20, 2019 05:18 PM (sktRI)

138 All of this crap is as stupid as AOC saying she's
going to pass legislation, as though she could do it singlehandedly,
something we laughed at.



Three branches of government: executive, legislative, and judicial, with different powers and responsibilities.



That completes the lesson for today. Don't want to overdo it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 20, 2019 05:07 PM (if8r4)

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I get so tired of these Gowdy apologists.

Here's the deal: The Congress appropriates money. It's called the "power of the purse."

Piss off Congress? No budget for you.

The GOP controlled both houses and therefore the entire budgeting process. Anyone remember how when the Dems got control, they gave up on running budgets and just did "continuing resolutions?"

And then the GOP totally SWORE on a stack of Bibles that they would revert to "regular order" and use the time-established budget system.

Spoiler alert: they didn't.

Gowdy and his gang of liars could easily have broken up the budget into the component pieces that were used for the first oh, two hundred years of the Republic and then tweak each item.

So DoJ won't give documents under subpoena? Gosh, there goes their payroll!

State Dept. can't find Hillary's emails? Gosh, no payroll until they do!

This is not new people, all legislatures have his power, but only the GOPe in its new incarnation as Democrat gimps seemed to have forgotten how to use it.

Gowdy could have hammered this home, introduced amendments to the budget and really done something constructive, but instead he held empty hearings and now mugs for the camera full-time.

Useless tools, all of them.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at May 20, 2019 05:18 PM (cfSRQ)

139
Ex-culp means absence of guilt, kinda, or innocence.

Not Culpable.

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at May 20, 2019 05:19 PM (f1en5)

140 Exculpatory evidence?
How about PLANTED evidence, as in leaking your rumors to Yahoo to cite the Yahoo article in support of your FISA application?

How about planting a spy to suggest to a Trump advisor that the Russian's have Hillary's emails, then citing his "comments" about it to a foreign intelligence service as evidence of collusion.

How about trying to plant 10,000 in currency on Carter Page?

This "withholding exculpatory evidence" is weak tea that would only impress Fey Gowdy's fellow law weenies.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at May 20, 2019 05:19 PM (koNhm)

141 Civics 101 will start on Wednesday June 19th at the Corsicana Public library.

For Real.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2019 05:19 PM (IOquy)

142 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 20, 2019 05:18 PM (if8r4)

May have? You don't know. Why does he get to make these statements now? The investigations over?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 20, 2019 05:19 PM (e46OR)

143
Evidence showing innocence. Evidence showing the defendant is Not Culpable or guilty/responsible.

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at May 20, 2019 05:19 PM (f1en5)

144 129 Where would you get the teachers?

Yeah, have to teach the teachers civics first
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2019 05:17 PM (39g3+)


Well, that's a good point. Maybe once they finish remedial English, they do some coursework in civics.

Hell, we even have a Supreme Court Justice - the late RBG - who a) held up the South African constitution as preferable to our own, and b) basically cornholed judicial ethics 101 by publicly stating her opposition to a Presidential candidate.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 20, 2019 05:20 PM (if8r4)

145 May have? You don't know. Why does he get to make these statements now? The investigations over?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 20, 2019 05:19 PM (e46OR)


I don't know, but that would be a good guess.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 20, 2019 05:20 PM (if8r4)

146 Related: There was a documentary (on NBC's Dateline if I remember right) about a murder conviction being overturned because of prosecutorial misconduct. The kicker is that the prosecutor in question, Anna-Sigga Nicolazzi, is the host of ID Channel's True Conviction crime documentary series.

The alleged misconduct was a discovery violation of failing to disclose an alleged deal between the prosecution and a jail house snitch witness. These documentaries often dumb the legal stuff down to the extent that you can't really tell what happened but, reading between the lines, I think the Supreme Court judge (which in NY is the trial court) ruled as a factual matter that there was no deal made and no benefit conferred and so nothing to disclose and therefore no misconduct. The Appellate Division (which is what they call the court of appeals in NY) reversed that and vacated the conviction. The prosecution has appealed to the Court of Appeals (which is what they call the supreme court in NY) and who knows how they'll rule?

But anyway, I liked it better when you could basically trust the prosecution and the courts.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 20, 2019 05:20 PM (+y/Ru)

147 Prison is for peasants.

Posted by: RKae at May 20, 2019 05:20 PM (3jjxb)

148 Which will come first, the impeachment vote in the House, or all docs and evidence showing corruption and malfeasance to be released. /i]

Based on the alacrity with which Trump is responding and releasing these documents, we'll see it all around 2053

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2019 05:21 PM (39g3+)

149 Ex-culp means absence of guilt, kinda, or innocence.

Not Culpable.
Posted by: Soothsayer's

Nice car, right Chief?

Posted by: Nancy Culp at May 20, 2019 05:21 PM (QzkSJ)

150 Yes, exactly. Thank you. Issa went after the Reds so
hard, and pushed the GOP leadership so hard to do so, that they removed
him as chairman of the Government Oversight Committee. Reds in
California hated his guts, and moved the earth to get him out of office.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 20, 2019 05:12 PM (if8r4)

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That makes zero actual sense.

Gowdy didn't push and then quit. So the choice we have is:

1. Gowdy pushes hard, ends up out of congress.
2. Gowdy mugs for cameras, still out of congress.

Explain to me the downside of doing 1, given where we are?

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at May 20, 2019 05:21 PM (cfSRQ)

151 >> Ya know, that cueball idiot Avanatti deserves a good
>> ass kicking.

Don't worry, he's gonna get that in the big house. And a good ass fuckin' or twenty too.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 20, 2019 05:21 PM (NMAzL)

152 Tanned. Rested. Ready.

Posted by: Harshly Worded Letter Template at May 20, 2019 05:22 PM (FiUMj)

153 >>Based on the alacrity with which Trump is responding and releasing these documents, we'll see it all around 2053

I bet we see them within a month.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2019 05:22 PM (/tuJf)

154 All those damning Gowdy for not doing more should remember he couldn't go further than he did. The same goes for Issa.
Nadler and Schitt are going to learn the same lesson.
Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2019 05:08 PM (NFEMn)

Yes, exactly. Thank you. Issa went after the Reds so hard, and pushed the GOP leadership so hard to do so, that they removed him as chairman of the Government Oversight Committee. Reds in California hated his guts, and moved the earth to get him out of office.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


Them quit with the masturbatory fantasies and hearings and throwing subpoenas around and admit to John Q Public that the only thing you can hold is a circle jerk.

Both parties.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 05:23 PM (KB6If)

155 A: This is a conspiracy theory. How dare you doubt the integrity of Mueller's team or suspect that they might have leaked on purpose. These suspicions erode the people's trust in their sacred institutions.
B: It's no big deal. This is boring. *yawn*
C: Leaking was their highest patriotic duty. All right-thinking people were rooting for them to leak something compromising about Trump. They deserve a medal for it.
D: All of the above.

Posted by: PG at May 20, 2019 05:23 PM (VGpMJ)

156 So DoJ won't give documents under subpoena? Gosh, there goes their payroll!

State Dept. can't find Hillary's emails? Gosh, no payroll until they do!


While I agree in theory, this would require 500 people also going along with it and odds on that are pretty long.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2019 05:23 PM (39g3+)

157

It's in the president's interests to dump it all Now.

The House could impeach any time they like, and that shit doesn't get erased from History, no matter how undeserved and unjust it is.

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at May 20, 2019 05:23 PM (f1en5)

158 It's time for Comey to tweet a pic of himself on a beach, gazing out over the crashing waves.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2019 05:24 PM (ptqGC)

159 Them quit with the masturbatory fantasies and hearings and throwing subpoenas around and admit to John Q Public that the only thing you can hold is a circle jerk.

Both parties.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 05:23 PM (KB6If)

___

But then how would we get the rubes to send us donations?
- Both Parties

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 20, 2019 05:24 PM (FiUMj)

160 Ya know, that cueball idiot Avanatti deserves a good ass kicking.


I'm sure the guys in Cellblock 5 will provide suitable guidance.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 20, 2019 05:25 PM (oVJmc)

161 So DoJ won't give documents under subpoena? Gosh, there goes their payroll!

State Dept. can't find Hillary's emails? Gosh, no payroll until they do!


Why don't House Democrats eliminate funding for the Defense Department? You know they'd love to. Same reason.

Gowdy could have hammered this home, introduced amendments to the budget and really done something constructive, but instead he held empty hearings and now mugs for the camera full-time.

Le sigh. Do you work for a company? Why don't you change their policies and strategies? Probably because you're in a menial position. Gowdy was a junior Congressman, in a system that operates on a seniority basis. It would be like a second lieutenant amending a general officer's orders.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 20, 2019 05:25 PM (if8r4)

162 Yes, and while we're at it, let's bring back the sentence diagram, and memorizing multiplication tables, and maybe a verse or two from "Hiawatha."

And who is this Shakespeare guy again?

Posted by: Caliban at May 20, 2019 05:25 PM (qEujL)

163 So by my count, this is the 162nd, no 163rd instance of OMG OMG OMG OMG the deep state is in deep shit with this new evidence, news story this year. Or is is 1620th? Who the fuck knows. They all end up in the same place.....NOWHERESVILLE.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 20, 2019 05:26 PM (FiUMj)

164
Issa went after the Reds so hard, and pushed the GOP leadership so hard to do so, that they removed him as chairman of the Government Oversight Committee.

=======

The stonewalling he faced would have broken me. But he was always so smooth and cool and factual about it. I don't know how he kept from losing his mind when he was describing some of the things he was investigating.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at May 20, 2019 05:26 PM (9jsAP)

165 http://bit.ly/2EjD8Xq
*******
Nunes "Likely" to Send Another Criminal Referral Over Steele Meeting with State Dept Dan Bongino

Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 20, 2019 05:26 PM (BqBId)

166 This guy Gowdy is a big blowhard. When has he ever done anything?

Posted by: Fritz at May 20, 2019 05:26 PM (LuPts)

167 It's in the president's interests to dump it all Now.

The House could impeach any time they like, and that shit doesn't get erased from History, no matter how undeserved and unjust it is.
Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at May 20, 2019 05:23 PM (f1en5)
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Disagree. The declassifications are his trump card. Hang on to until needed. If they impeach..Boom. If the DOJ investigations don't move along fast enough..Boom.

Trump is keeping is powder dry.

Posted by: WisRich at May 20, 2019 05:27 PM (G0vdT)

168 While I agree in theory, this would require 500 people also going along with it and odds on that are pretty long.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2019 05:23 PM (39g3+)

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What it would have done is force the GOP to put up or shut up.

Like all the Obamacare repeal bills they passed, knowing they'd go nowhere.

Gowdy could have forced the issue. He could have put the leadership on the spot if he had actual conviction.

Funny thing is, this is the sort of thing that should have been an easy "yes" vote for the GOP. It isn't a gov't shutdown, it's forcing Obama to veto a bill that will fund his own DoJ to hide documents.

It is the perfect veto trap - but you have to want to use it.

Gowdy didn't want to, and no one else did, either.

So screw him. He's handing himself a medal for bravely hiding in a dugout sending news releases.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at May 20, 2019 05:27 PM (cfSRQ)

169 Them quit with the masturbatory fantasies and hearings and throwing subpoenas around and admit to John Q Public that the only thing you can hold is a circle jerk.

Both parties.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 05:23 PM (KB6If)

My trouble is, we never see any of the leaks from our side.

Gowdy could've done like Schiff or any of the others.

If there is no consequence, why not.

Posted by: golfman at May 20, 2019 05:27 PM (OE84+)

170 Them quit with the masturbatory fantasies and hearings and throwing subpoenas around and admit to John Q Public that the only thing you can hold is a circle jerk.

Both parties.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 05:23 PM (KB6If)


Good idea. We'll just eliminate Congress, and all that messy democracy stuff. In fact, we'll eliminate the judiciary, and the Presidency, too.

We'll just have the country run by El Caudillo, some guy wearing mirror sunglasses, a doorman's uniform, and a parrot on his shoulder.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 20, 2019 05:27 PM (if8r4)

171
This guy Gowdy is a big blowhard. When has he ever done anything?


Posted by: Fritz at May 20, 2019 05:26 PM (LuPts)


Watch it, buddy.

Posted by: Trey Gowdy's Hair at May 20, 2019 05:28 PM (ptqGC)

172 Gowdy didn't push and then quit. So the choice we have is:

1. Gowdy pushes hard, ends up out of congress.
2. Gowdy mugs for cameras, still out of congress.

Explain to me the downside of doing 1, given where we are?

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at May 20, 2019 05:21 PM (cfSRQ)

Why bother? Are they saying that, unlike the President, Congress can't get results? Speaker Pelosi planned to arrest the Attorney General, and she only controls part of Congress.

But it doesn't matter, we have a President who can deliver, and if Congress can't give us anything but excuses and betrayal, BURN THEM ALL.

Posted by: trev006 at May 20, 2019 05:28 PM (SEr2U)

173 Amash got himself a primary challenger. Too bad the GOP is so incompetent at a local level that any old democrat can pretend to be a rock ribbed tru-con and get the nomination.

oh right...that was OT

Posted by: Keto not Beto at May 20, 2019 05:28 PM (JziUy)

174 Gowdy could've done like Schiff or any of the others.

If there is no consequence, why not.
Posted by: golfman at May 20, 2019 05:27 PM (OE84+)

____

Cue "we're better than that" speeches from nose up in the air 'conservatives'.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 20, 2019 05:28 PM (FiUMj)

175 Oh good grief.

The Five discussing the idea that AOC could be NYC's next mayor.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2019 05:29 PM (ptqGC)

176 We'll just have the country run by El Caudillo, some guy wearing mirror sunglasses, a doorman's uniform, and a parrot on his shoulder.


Barron Trump reject the crown in favor of the title First Citizen.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 05:29 PM (KzvQU)

177 141 Civics 101 will start on Wednesday June 19th at the Corsicana Public library.

For Real.


a date which shall live in infamy!

Posted by: DanMan at May 20, 2019 05:29 PM (XTiHL)

178 Also, Gowdy's correct...but the exculpatory shit is everything that's been out there for years.

you'd have to be a rock-ribber Sally Kohn viewer to be that misinformed to think anything else at this point in time.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at May 20, 2019 05:29 PM (JziUy)

179 Good idea. We'll just eliminate Congress, and all that messy democracy stuff. In fact, we'll eliminate the judiciary, and the Presidency, too.

We'll just have the country run by El Caudillo, some guy wearing mirror sunglasses, a doorman's uniform, and a parrot on his shoulder.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 20, 2019 05:27 PM (if8r4)

___

Would things be any worse than presently?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 20, 2019 05:29 PM (FiUMj)

180 >>Them quit with the masturbatory fantasies and hearings and throwing subpoenas around and admit to John Q Public that the only thing you can hold is a circle jerk.

I've actually been saying this for a couple years.

Congress only does oversight hearings. They have zero power to indict or arrest anyone. The often whispered about jail in Congress is being used as a storage closet for Lincoln's caisson. It's never been used because Congress powers to arrest are like Bigfoot, mythical.

The hearings are useful for informing the public particularly when we have a DOJ that doesn't leak like the one we have had since Trump took over and got supercharged when Sessions and Coats started a leak task force in the summer of 2017.

The dynamic tension we often see with Congress railing at the Executive branch to turn over documents is mostly kabuki. They are supposed to be in conflict.

Congress does oversight, writes reports and from time to time makes criminal referrals to the DOJ. If there is going to be criminal charges it will come from the DOJ.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2019 05:29 PM (/tuJf)

181 175 Oh good grief.

The Five discussing the idea that AOC could be NYC's next mayor.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2019 05:29 PM (ptqGC)
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Oh please make this so.

Posted by: WisRich at May 20, 2019 05:29 PM (G0vdT)

182 Good idea. We'll just eliminate Congress, and all that messy democracy stuff. In fact, we'll eliminate the judiciary, and the Presidency, too.

We'll just have the country run by El Caudillo, some guy wearing mirror sunglasses, a doorman's uniform, and a parrot on his shoulder.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


Beats the bullshit do nothing hearings that don't produce shit.

Shitt : Produce or we'll subpoena.
Trump: GFY
Schitt: Ok.

How about actually governing instead?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 05:29 PM (KB6If)

183 The stonewalling he faced would have broken me. But he was always so smooth and cool and factual about it. I don't know how he kept from losing his mind when he was describing some of the things he was investigating.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at May 20, 2019 05:26 PM (9jsAP)


Same here. And to all those crapping on Gowdy, I strongly suspect that he declined to run for re-election out of frustration that he couldn't do more. After all, he'd been a prosecutor, where he could and DID ring up malefactors. Not being able to do that must have been frustrating.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 20, 2019 05:30 PM (if8r4)

184 Le sigh. Do you work for a company? Why don't you
change their policies and strategies? Probably because you're in a
menial position. Gowdy was a junior Congressman, in a system that
operates on a seniority basis. It would be like a second lieutenant
amending a general officer's orders.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 20, 2019 05:25 PM (if8r4)

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No I worked in the legislature, so I know how regular order works.

I know how deals are cut when people actually WANT what they say they want.

I also know b.s. mugging for the camera hearings when I see them.

It was a con, a grift, a kabuki play to fool the rubes.

Strangely, it's still working on some of them...

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at May 20, 2019 05:30 PM (cfSRQ)

185 Oh good grief.

The Five discussing the idea that AOC could be NYC's next mayor.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2019 05:29 PM (ptqGC)

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Oh please make this so.

Posted by: WisRich at May 20, 2019 05:29 PM (G0vdT)


Yes. Especially after she ran Amazon off. Heh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2019 05:30 PM (ptqGC)

186 Oh good grief.

The Five discussing the idea that AOC could be NYC's next mayor.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2019 05:29 PM (ptqGC)

LOL

Well NYC could do worses...ah wait, no they couldn't? LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2019 05:30 PM (FwN37)

187 again, the donks in congress are yelling to the heavens they're doing a political hit job on trump. And yet, they proclaim trump can't do the same against them with the DOJ.

lol get fuk'd

Posted by: Keto not Beto at May 20, 2019 05:30 PM (JziUy)

188 DanMan, if no one hears from me by the 20th , you'll know it pissed a lot of people off and I am in jail.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2019 05:31 PM (IOquy)

189 Them quit with the masturbatory fantasies and hearings and throwing subpoenas around and admit to John Q Public that the only thing you can hold is a circle jerk.

I agree completely. They all have "McCarthy hearings" in their mind when they do this but it accomplishes zero. Its a waste of time and money.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2019 05:31 PM (39g3+)

190 It's in the president's interests to dump it all Now.



The House could impeach any time they like, and that shit doesn't
get erased from History, no matter how undeserved and unjust it is.



I'm not so sure. He might just wait until the House does actually pass the AoI and then release everything. That would come down on them like the Hammer of Thor, I'd think. It would also flush out the RINO's who need to get voted out for '20, too.
PDT is a patient man. He's played this fairly well so far, IMHO. But there's a big part of me that really really really wants to see perpwalks. Today would be good.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 05:31 PM (HaL55)

191 Beats the bullshit do nothing hearings that don't produce shit.

Ever hear of the Kefauver hearings?

They exposed the extent of organized crime in America, and led directly to the passage of the RICO Act.

Is that shit?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 20, 2019 05:31 PM (if8r4)

192 (censored)

Posted by: nip at May 20, 2019 05:31 PM (DfGpI)

193 I don't think anyone is faulting Gowdy for not getting shit done. After all he's 1 vs thousands in the deep state who blocked him. But what was annoying was him PRETENDING what he was doing would lead to something, when he knew very well it would lead to fuck all. He was doing the proverbial pissing on by foot and telling me it's raining.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 20, 2019 05:31 PM (FiUMj)

194 175 Oh good grief.

The Five discussing the idea that AOC could be NYC's next mayor.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2019 05:29 PM (ptqGC)


At least she wouldn't be our problem then.

Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2019 05:31 PM (xjiRE)

195 We are a year out from the 2020 election. It will be in DJT's best interests to release documents during the election.

Otherwise, releasing docs now will make these docs "old news" by next summer.

The Trump administration has lost 2 years! thanks to scum like Putz Ryan D-wannabe Wisconsin and Snoozy Sessions and the rest of the CoC traitors.

It would be nice to get the wheels of justice rolling on all of the coup-plotters we already know about.

Posted by: Boots at May 20, 2019 05:31 PM (e9omi)

196 I agree completely. They all have "McCarthy hearings" in their mind when they do this but it accomplishes zero. Its a waste of time and money.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2019 05:31 PM (39g3+)


I'm tanned, fit, and ready!

Posted by: El Caudillo at May 20, 2019 05:32 PM (if8r4)

197 I expect we'll see some prosecutions.


When I mentioned Congress abdicating its power, I was thinking, and largely, of the power of the purse, which is its clearest constitutional power, and which it has nearly completely abdicated.


Note that the Dems' descent into whatever it is they are now has included total abandonment of one of the key things the founders counted on to maintain balance - jealous of their power/prerogatives. Dems in Congress, since Obama in particular, have taken a purely partisan approach on this. And GOP .... well.


The recess appointment fight under Obama was an astonishing, and appalling, spectacle for anyone familiar with the history of congressional-executive wrasslin' matches. Power of the purse, jealous protection of institutional prerogatives - poof, just gone.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 20, 2019 05:32 PM (QDnY+)

198 >>>The Five discussing the idea that AOC could be NYC's next mayor.<<<

When did Barack Obama decide he wanted to be the mayor of Chicago?

Posted by: Fritz at May 20, 2019 05:32 PM (LuPts)

199 sure, AOC could be NYC mayor. These megablue cities have been captured by the left thanks to massive immigration. Most blue cities work on the next stiff in line policy for the donks. That's how Baltimore gets illiterate mayors and Houston gets weirdo lesbos and detroit gets fashion mavens. Literally, no one cares.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at May 20, 2019 05:32 PM (JziUy)

200 They exposed the extent of organized crime in America, and led directly to the passage of the RICO Act.

Is that shit?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 20, 2019 05:31 PM (if8r4)

____

And that ended organized crime forever.
Oh right....

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 20, 2019 05:32 PM (FiUMj)

201 I strongly suspect that he declined to run for re-election out of frustration that he couldn't do more. After all, he'd been a prosecutor, where he could and DID ring up malefactors.

Yep. I'd have liked to seen him in some other position (not AG, he doesn't seem to grok what he's up against either) but he was wasted in congress.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2019 05:32 PM (39g3+)

202
Trey Gaudy: BOLD MAN OF ACTION.

HE'S JUST LIKE BARNES IN PLATOON.

Posted by: 13times at May 20, 2019 05:32 PM (K3B2k)

203 And of course the FISA Judges will exclaim "I'm shocked, SHOCKED there's lying going on in my court!"

Posted by: WisRich


I am absolutely certain that at least one and probably more FISA judges were in on the thing from the start. Rudy Contreras for sure.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 20, 2019 05:32 PM (fdxBF)

204 https://twitter.com/IvanPentchoukov

Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 20, 2019 05:32 PM (BqBId)

205 1st DeBolshevik, then AOC? I might actually pity the fools in NYC if that happened.

Posted by: Archer at May 20, 2019 05:33 PM (gmo/4)

206 They exposed the extent of organized crime in America, and led directly to the passage of the RICO Act.

Is that shit?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


They arrest anyone? All that could have been done behind the scenes without alerting the mob.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 05:33 PM (KB6If)

207 Same here. And to all those crapping on Gowdy, I
strongly suspect that he declined to run for re-election out of
frustration that he couldn't do more. After all, he'd been a
prosecutor, where he could and DID ring up malefactors. Not being able
to do that must have been frustrating.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 20, 2019 05:30 PM (if8r4)

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He probably soothed his rage by counting all the money he was making on the side.

Because no congressman ever leaves office poorer than when he took it, amirite?

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at May 20, 2019 05:33 PM (cfSRQ)

208 >>Otherwise, releasing docs now will make these docs "old news" by next summer.

Not if there are prosecutions it won't.

The documents will mean bupkis to 90% of the public. The wouldn't know a FISA warrant from toaster.

Prosecutions pretty much everyone understands.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2019 05:33 PM (/tuJf)

209 Would things be any worse than presently?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 20, 2019 05:29 PM (FiUMj)


I dunno. Ask the Venezuelans.

At least we have toilet paper, and aren't eating zoo animals.

Posted by: El Caudillo at May 20, 2019 05:33 PM (if8r4)

210 I can not recall having heard of a prosecutor sanctioned for withholding exculpatory evidence.

Looks as if all the stuff Hannity has been hammering for two years is...true.

Posted by: Richard Aubrey at May 20, 2019 05:34 PM (fikzx)

211 1st DeBolshevik, then AOC? I might actually pity the fools in NYC if that happened.
Posted by: Archer at May 20, 2019 05:33 PM (gmo/4)


I wouldn't.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 20, 2019 05:34 PM (dUJdY)

212
Federal judge just sided with the House Democrats
over subpoena for Trump's financial records.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 20, 2019 05:34 PM (RBOtF)

213 201 I strongly suspect that he declined to run for re-election out of frustration that he couldn't do more. After all, he'd been a prosecutor, where he could and DID ring up malefactors.

Yep. I'd have liked to seen him in some other position (not AG, he doesn't seem to grok what he's up against either) but he was wasted in congress.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2019 05:32 PM (39g3+)
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I'll say this. Gowdy's investigation on Benghazi debacle lead to the discovery of Hillary's secret server.

For that, I am eternally grateful.

Posted by: WisRich at May 20, 2019 05:34 PM (G0vdT)

214 Really? Our side doesn't leak? Who would they leak too? *we* have a few voices speaking truth in the sea of lies and most of those voices are pretty careful cuz there aint enough of them to circle wagons.

Do you think anyone at CNN or MSNBC etc would air a leak that made the commies look bad?

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at May 20, 2019 05:34 PM (eASYU)

215 72 >>Not good? You mean, like criminal?

Like felony.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2019 05:05 PM (/tuJf)

The crime is that they did not tell Poppadopalis that they were wearing a wire?

Posted by: clutch at May 20, 2019 05:34 PM (kiSdp)

216 Answer: because you didn't the power. Well, NEITHER DID GOWDY. Read a book on civics to find out why.



Jesus, I am SO sick of people saying stupid shit like this.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 20, 2019 04:55 PM (if8r4)

Amen.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Memorial Day Special! AoS Brand Cuck Flensing Knives 50% off at The Outrage Outlet! at May 20, 2019 05:34 PM (0QYMt)

217 We'll just have the country run by El Caudillo, some guy wearing mirror
sunglasses, a doorman's uniform, and a parrot on his shoulder.


We have a female Moron candidate already. Bonus not having to reach up to feed the parrot.

Posted by: DaveA at May 20, 2019 05:34 PM (FhXTo)

218 And that ended organized crime forever.

It definitely broke the back of the mafia in America. They exist, but are little more than somewhat more polite street gangs now.

But those days are long gone, the last really powerful and important hearing that accomplished anything in congress was what, the 60s?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2019 05:34 PM (39g3+)

219 Holy shit! The pigs are flying! Repeat: The pigs are flying!

ESPN President: 'Our Fans Do Not Want Us to Cover Politics'

Next Sports Illustrated will realize their fans don't want Swimsuit Edition fuglies and burqas.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 20, 2019 05:34 PM (+y/Ru)

220 Good idea. We'll just eliminate Congress, and all that messy democracy stuff. In fact, we'll eliminate the judiciary, and the Presidency, too. 

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 20, 2019 05:27 PM (if8r4)

I mean, I get this is supposed to be a strawman, but I'm good with it. A LOT of people would be good with it. The Trump-Putin autocracy has done more for this nation in three years than Congress, the Supreme Court, the FBI, and the media combined have done in thirty.

Institutions need to be accountable to their people. If Congress betrays their voters constantly, don't be too surprised if you're the only one protesting them being purged.

Posted by: trev006 at May 20, 2019 05:34 PM (SEr2U)

221 Gowdy should shut the fuck up. He's done NOTHING to hold Democrats accountable despite all his investigations and evidence of wrongdoing.

He is the biggest gift to the Democrats. An incompetent, weak whiner that 'investigates' them and never, EVER actually visits consequences on them for their behavior.

It's because of whiny little soyboys like him and Nunes that they're so arrogant. Watch Strzok in front of Congress again. That's the attitude of somebody that thinks he'll never face consequences. And as long as idiots like Gowdy were in charge, he was absolutely correct.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at May 20, 2019 05:35 PM (Y7Ajm)

222 He probably soothed his rage by counting all the money he was making on the side.

Then why did he not run for re-election, if he were making all that money on the side?

Posted by: El Caudillo at May 20, 2019 05:35 PM (if8r4)

223 Federal judge just sided with the House Democrats
over subpoena for Trump's financial records.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 20, 2019 05:34 PM (RBOtF)

A former "civil rights" attorney appointed by Fredo. Big shocka there. it will be appealed

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2019 05:35 PM (FwN37)

224 I can not recall having heard of a prosecutor sanctioned for withholding exculpatory evidence.

They get nailed every once in a while but its a hand slap. The penalties for breaking the rules for prosecutors are pretty minor.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2019 05:35 PM (39g3+)

225 Ever hear of the Kefauver hearings?



They exposed the extent of organized crime in America, and led directly to the passage of the RICO Act.



Is that shit?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 20, 2019 05:31 PM (if8r4)

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When was that?

Was Gowdy even alive back then?

Or are you trying to prove that once upon a time Congress could do its damn job?

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at May 20, 2019 05:35 PM (cfSRQ)

226 Obama Judge Amit Mehta just issued an order to Trump to produce his tax files for the Demofascist House committee that subpoenaed them.

Hope Trump tweets: "Hey Judge, lol, get fucked"

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Bwaana returns at May 20, 2019 05:36 PM (Z216Q)

227 Oh Good. Super duper conservative Gorsuch votes with liberals today. Kav last week, Gorsuch this week. Who's next Alito? I expected Kav and/or Gorsuch to "grow" while on the bench, but fuck, not within a year.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 20, 2019 05:36 PM (FiUMj)

228 Fitzmasclause got disbarred...or was that the Duke Lacrosse prosser?

Posted by: Keto not Beto at May 20, 2019 05:36 PM (JziUy)

229 I'm surprised the beer companies haven't made June 19th another beerfest like May 5th.

Civics 101 on Juneteenth. It'll probably fly in Corsicana unless it floods that day.

Posted by: DanMan at May 20, 2019 05:36 PM (XTiHL)

230 226 Obama Judge Amit Mehta just issued an order to Trump to produce his tax files for the Demofascist House committee that subpoenaed them.

Hope Trump tweets: "Hey Judge, lol, get fucked"
Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Bwaana returns at May 20, 2019 05:36 PM (Z216Q)
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Actually, I think the order went to Trumps bank.

Posted by: WisRich at May 20, 2019 05:36 PM (G0vdT)

231 Fine. Caning, then. It has the weight of precedent. And hickory.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 20, 2019 04:59 PM (bcbK

IIRC, guts-percha was the preferred material for a caning.

Posted by: Fox2! at May 20, 2019 05:37 PM (eN2PK)

232 If Leftists would keep sports and politics separate at least there would be a safe space to go. But guess that horse has been out of the barn a long time.

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2019 05:37 PM (BbGew)

233 ESPN President: 'Our Fans Do Not Want Us to Cover Politics'

"But we will anyway, so F you all!!!"
--Also EPSN president

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2019 05:37 PM (39g3+)

234 I wish I could trust Gowdy on this but he has talked big before and failed to deliver. I will believe it when I see the actual transcript. Go Trump, drain the swamp, MAGA!

Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at May 20, 2019 05:38 PM (2RvNA)

235 I'll say this. Gowdy's investigation on Benghazi debacle lead to the discovery of Hillary's secret server.



For that, I am eternally grateful.

Posted by: WisRich at May 20, 2019 05:34 PM (G0vdT)

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Judicial Watch is doing all the heavy lifting. I think they've been suing the crap out of DoS for years.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at May 20, 2019 05:38 PM (cfSRQ)

236 Actually, I think the order went to Trumps bank.

Posted by: WisRich at May 20, 2019 05:36 PM (G0vdT)

============
You are correct sir. Still, lol...

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Bwaana returns at May 20, 2019 05:38 PM (Z216Q)

237 Then why did he not run for re-election, if he were making all that money on the side?
Posted by: El Caudillo at May 20, 2019 05:35 PM (if8r4)

____

Don't you know how it works? You make money on the side for a while. Then quit and make the real money as a member of a DC law firm/lobby group. The side work while in congress is chump change compared to the back end.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 20, 2019 05:38 PM (FiUMj)

238 The luscious Bartiromo has been on this for two weeks now.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 20, 2019 05:38 PM (bETih)

239 Obama Judge Amit Mehta just issued an order to Trump to produce his tax files for the Demofascist House committee that subpoenaed them.

Oh i'd love to see how he pulled that one out of the constitution.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2019 05:38 PM (39g3+)

240 Congress does oversight, writes reports and from
time to time makes criminal referrals to the DOJ. If there is going to
be criminal charges it will come from the DOJ.



Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2019 05:29 PM (/tuJf


Congressional hearings can bring political pressure by bringing things out to the public. Many times that is all that is required.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Memorial Day Special! AoS Brand Cuck Flensing Knives 50% off at The Outrage Outlet! at May 20, 2019 05:39 PM (0QYMt)

241 bama Judge Amit Mehta just issued an order to Trump to produce his tax files for the Demofascist House committee that subpoenaed them.

--

If this is how the precedent game is played, all Trump has to do is say no, right?

Posted by: Moron Robbie abridged at May 20, 2019 05:39 PM (lPsvG)

242 .

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 20, 2019 05:39 PM (if8r4)

243 You know what Gowdy could have done with his hearings? Helped the GOP retain the House. Instead it was the Democrats who beat the Russian collusion drum to the voting public while Gowdy was running fair and bi-partisan hearings where he didn't want to jump to conclusions.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 20, 2019 05:39 PM (e46OR)

244 Amit Mehta looks like a Leftist name seen from miles away

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2019 05:39 PM (BbGew)

245 Marbury vs. Madison was the end of the republic? Discuss.

Posted by: Moron Robbie abridged at May 20, 2019 05:39 PM (lPsvG)

246 Judicial Watch is doing all the heavy lifting. I think they've been suing the crap out of DoJ for years.

They win a lot, too. They can use the full weight of the government to lean on a defendant but without that they aren't very good at their jobs

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2019 05:39 PM (39g3+)

247 >>The Five discussing the idea that AOC could be NYC's next mayor.


If she was a dyke, maybe.

I think just being a minority race is no longer sufficient.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 05:40 PM (488xF)

248 247 >>The Five discussing the idea that AOC could be NYC's next mayor.


If she was a dyke, maybe.

I think just being a minority race is no longer sufficient.
Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 05:40 PM (488xF)

___

She's an imbecile, that has to help some. Right?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 20, 2019 05:40 PM (FiUMj)

249 Gowdy gave a long interview after he announced he was leaving. He basically said he was sick of the DC bullshit and was very frustrated with his job as a Congressman where all he could do was do oversight hearings.

I watch a fair number of Congressional hearings and in my opinion Gowdy was one of the more effective guys on our side.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2019 05:40 PM (/tuJf)

250 Actually, I think the order went to Trumps bank.
Posted by: WisRich at May 20, 2019 05:36 PM (G0vdT)

Yes but PDT and his family have standing to appeal contest and appeal it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2019 05:41 PM (FwN37)

251 I'll say this. Gowdy's investigation on Benghazi debacle lead to the discovery of Hillary's secret server.



For that, I am eternally grateful.

Posted by: WisRich at May 20, 2019 05:34 PM (G0vdT)

Yes and what did thd Gowdy and the GOP do with that information?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 20, 2019 05:41 PM (e46OR)

252 Hope President Trump tells her to pound sand

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2019 05:41 PM (BbGew)

253 It sucks that the youtube video guy is going to see more jail time than treasonous f*ckers who actually engaged in a coup.

Posted by: Moron Robbie abridged at May 20, 2019 05:41 PM (lPsvG)

254 Then why did he not run for re-election, if he were making all that money on the side?

Posted by: El Caudillo at May 20, 2019 05:35 PM (if8r4)

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A couple of reasons.

First, he was - like all GOPe types - trying to throw the House to the Dems. Mission accomplished there. Anyone remember the "historic" number of retirements?

So even with a safe seat, Gowdy spread the GOP that much thinner.

Plus, he'd be a minority committee member, so less opportunity for graft.

Now he gets a new career to preen and strut and act like he totally was on the brink of uncovering all this stuff, but for Obama, sunspots, etc.

And maybe he runs for Senate or governor down the road?

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at May 20, 2019 05:41 PM (cfSRQ)

255 I mean, I get this is supposed to be a strawman, but I'm good with it. A LOT of people would be good with it.

Maduro 2020!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 20, 2019 05:41 PM (if8r4)

256 Posted by: WisRich at May 20, 2019 05:34 PM (G0vdT)

Yes and what did thd Gowdy and the GOP do with that information?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 20, 2019 05:41 PM (e46OR)
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It got Trump elected. That's a lot.

Posted by: WisRich at May 20, 2019 05:42 PM (G0vdT)

257 238 The luscious Bartiromo has been on this for two weeks now.

..


She'd be fun in bed.

Posted by: WUT at May 20, 2019 05:42 PM (MAstk)

258 >>Yes and what did thd Gowdy and the GOP do with that information?

Gave it to Obama's DOJ and guess what happened then?

Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2019 05:42 PM (/tuJf)

259 don't be too hard on gowdy, sure he could have done more but then he would have had to break his oath and reveal classified documents.

do not want to set that as the new norm for democrats.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2019 05:42 PM (MTjB1)

260 >>Marbury vs. Madison was the end of the republic


That was WrestleMania I, right?

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 05:42 PM (488xF)

261 247 >>The Five discussing the idea that AOC could be NYC's next mayor.


If she was a dyke, maybe.

I think just being a minority race is no longer sufficient.
Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 05:40 PM (488xF)

I suspect she'd eat a muff for New York.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 20, 2019 05:42 PM (RD7QR)

262 215 72 >>Not good? You mean, like criminal?

Like felony.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2019 05:05 PM (/tuJf)

The crime is that they did not tell Poppadopalis that they were wearing a wire?

Posted by: clutch at May 20, 2019 05:34 PM (kiSdp)
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The crime is our govt was colluding with other foreign governments with intent to throw out election to Hillary.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 20, 2019 05:42 PM (bETih)

263 Who is Gowdy's hairdo advisor?

Posted by: Weasel at May 20, 2019 05:42 PM (MVjcR)

264 I'll say this. Gowdy's investigation on Benghazi debacle lead to the discovery of Hillary's secret server.

--

I remember that. Didn't Huma's husband go to jail over something unrelated because of it?

Posted by: Moron Robbie abridged at May 20, 2019 05:43 PM (lPsvG)

265 Amit Mehta

----

never give important jobs to people with funny names.

I'm sure it's a well thought out piece of orangemanbad legalese.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at May 20, 2019 05:43 PM (JziUy)

266 The luscious Bartiromo has been on this for two weeks now.

..


She'd be fun in bed.
Posted by: WUT at M




so, you two, you guys in your 70s or 80s?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2019 05:43 PM (MTjB1)

267 263 Who is Gowdy's hairdo advisor?
Posted by: Weasel at May 20, 2019 05:42 PM (MVjcR)

Stevie Wonder

Posted by: WisRich at May 20, 2019 05:43 PM (G0vdT)

268 He was doing the proverbial pissing on by foot and telling me it's raining.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 20, 2019 05:31 PM (FiUMj)

Thom Tillis just pisses on our foot.

Meanwhile Richard Burr is trying to screw us.

Posted by: golfman at May 20, 2019 05:43 PM (OE84+)

269 The luscious Bartiromo has been on this for two weeks now.

---

remember her red cocktail dress....boobs.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at May 20, 2019 05:43 PM (JziUy)

270 249
Gowdy gave a long interview after he announced he was leaving. He
basically said he was sick of the DC bullshit and was very frustrated
with his job as a Congressman where all he could do was do oversight
hearings.



I watch a fair number of Congressional hearings and in my opinion Gowdy was one of the more effective guys on our side.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2019 05:40 PM (/tuJf)

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No one accused him of being a bad actor. He played the role quite well.

Now he's doing a new one. I still don't believe a word that comes out of his mouth.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at May 20, 2019 05:44 PM (cfSRQ)

271 263 Who is Gowdy's hairdo advisor?

..

Has to be a Dem.

Posted by: Ha at May 20, 2019 05:44 PM (MAstk)

272 >>I watch a fair number of Congressional hearings


He was gonna change the channel...



Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 05:44 PM (488xF)

273 Yes and what did thd Gowdy and the GOP do with that information?

Gave it to Obama's DOJ and guess what happened then?
Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2019 05:42 PM (/tuJf)

Nothing except cover it up and Gowdy and the rest should have been screaming bloody murder. How is it the Dems can do that but the congressional GOP seem paralyzed? It's always CAN'T with these guys.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 20, 2019 05:44 PM (e46OR)

274 Legal insurrection for a explanation of the newest robed ruler's actions.

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2019 05:44 PM (BbGew)

275 249 Gowdy gave a long interview after he announced he was leaving. He basically said he was sick of the DC bullshit and was very frustrated with his job as a Congressman where all he could do was do oversight hearings.

I watch a fair number of Congressional hearings and in my opinion Gowdy was one of the more effective guys on our side.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2019 05:40 PM (/tuJf)

And how sad is that?

If he's effective and nothing comes of him, then we have a very broken system.

I don't dislike Gowdy, but I don't know how effective he's been allowed to be.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 20, 2019 05:44 PM (bcbK8)

276 Hiya

Posted by: ALH, Herself at May 20, 2019 05:45 PM (htgmn)

277 Who is Gowdy's hairdo advisor?


It is I.

Posted by: The fabulous raimondo at May 20, 2019 05:45 PM (QzkSJ)

278 263 Who is Gowdy's hairdo advisor?

James Traficante?

Posted by: LGoPs at May 20, 2019 05:45 PM (jYEmF)

279 don't think gowdy has any good hair cuts available to him.



should just to with very short hair.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2019 05:45 PM (MTjB1)

280 272 >>I watch a fair number of Congressional hearings


He was gonna change the channel...



Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 05:44 PM (488xF)

But then he got high?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 20, 2019 05:46 PM (bcbK8)

281 It's all fun and games until somebody goes to jail.

Posted by: ALH, Herself at May 20, 2019 05:46 PM (htgmn)

282 I was on a flight with the money honey once. About 10 years ago. Looked as good in person as on the tee-vee.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 20, 2019 05:46 PM (FiUMj)

283 If Gowdy wanted to fight, he could have.

Instead, he talked big, got glowing articles in National Review, acted like he was going to make Hillary squirm and in the end, zip.

But he made a whole lotta money, so he has that going for him. Which is nice.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at May 20, 2019 05:47 PM (cfSRQ)

284 >>>
I suspect she'd eat a muff for New York.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 20, 2019 05:42 PM (RD7QR)


Or take one for the team.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 20, 2019 05:47 PM (bETih)

285 >>The crime is that they did not tell Poppadopalis that they were wearing a wire?

Due to the very nature of a FISA warrant a very high bar is put on the FBI when they submit an application for a warrant. Not only do they swear that the person they want to surveil is working for a foreign government as a spy against US interests they must swear that all of the information has been verified.

They also must present any exculpatory information they have on the target. This is critically important because the whole process is done in secret and there is no lawyer or representation for the accused. The FBI must play both sides and they must be fair.

Papa has claimed for a long time that he told Mifsud, Downer and Halper that he wasn't working for the Russians, had never worked for a Russian government official and in fact didn't even know any and was not looking for Hillary's emails.

All of that is exculpatory information and it was never presented to the court. If there are recordings were he did say that the FBI is screwed.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2019 05:48 PM (/tuJf)

286 If this is how the precedent game is played, all Trump has to do is say no, right?

All three branches are co-equal, the president can invoke executive privilege over judicial as well.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2019 05:48 PM (39g3+)

287 It's always CAN'T with these guys.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 20, 2019 05:44 PM (e46OR)

___

Look, we only controlled 100% of 3/3 of the govt during the 2017-8 terms. Our hand were tied. There's only so much we can do when we run everything in town.

PS: Please send $100 today!!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 20, 2019 05:48 PM (FiUMj)

288 >>All of that is exculpatory information and it was never presented to the court. If there are recordings were he did say that the FBI is screwed.


Oh...those recordings?


Yeah. We taped over those.

Posted by: FBI at May 20, 2019 05:49 PM (488xF)

289 We're in big trouble if Gowdy is the benchmark for effective guys on our side. By the by. I don't hate Gowdy.

That said. We're being played. Gowdy is dangling the carrot. They do this to us every big election cycle. Gunwalker / Benghazi etc.

Posted by: 13times at May 20, 2019 05:50 PM (K3B2k)

290 The Dems like to pretend they do a lot too. But unlike the GOP, they deliver a few crumbs to their voters. They may not deliver 90% taxes and govt run everything. But they get Obamacare, same sex marriage, etc.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 20, 2019 05:50 PM (FiUMj)

291 >>I suspect she'd eat a muff for New York.




Oh, she'd Bump a Rug for each of the 5 Boroughs if she were made an Executive.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 05:50 PM (488xF)

292 Why can Gowdy say this now but not when he was a Congressman?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 20, 2019 05:51 PM (e46OR)

293 Before anyone makes too much of Gorsuch siding with the liberal wing of the Court today, do you understand he made a (very narrow, fact specific) decision in FAVOR of a hunter, and the conservative wing wanted to decide AGAINST hunters rights?''

The conservative wing does some dumb things from time to time - I'm glad they lost this one.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2019 05:51 PM (k1TUh)

294 293 Before anyone makes too much of Gorsuch siding with the liberal wing of the Court today, do you understand he made a (very narrow, fact specific) decision in FAVOR of a hunter, and the conservative wing wanted to decide AGAINST hunters rights?''

The conservative wing does some dumb things from time to time - I'm glad they lost this one.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2019 05:51 PM (k1TUh)

____

Do you really think of Kagan and The Wise Latina are for something, it's a good idea? Cuz that's what you're arguing.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 20, 2019 05:51 PM (FiUMj)

295 Yeah. We taped over those.


You want: Lost Doctor Who episodes
You expect: hours of an empty interrogation room
You'll get: backup copies of Weiners dicpics

Posted by: DaveA at May 20, 2019 05:52 PM (FhXTo)

296 It's always CAN'T with these guys.

After a few years of nothing but weak-assed excuses, CAN'T looks like WON'T.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 05:52 PM (HaL55)

297
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at 287 - Look, we only controlled 100% of 3/3 of the govt
during the 2017-8 terms. Our hand were tied. There's only so much we can
do when we run everything in town.

PS: Please send $100 today!!
LOL! Ain't it the truth!

Posted by: Spankmeister at May 20, 2019 05:52 PM (dn8lZ)

298 >>Nothing except cover it up and Gowdy and the rest should have been screaming bloody murder. How is it the Dems can do that but the congressional GOP seem paralyzed? It's always CAN'T with these guys.

They were screaming it. No doubt you heard it on CNN and MSNBC. No?

Maybe read about it in WaPol or the NYT? No?

We have always known that the media was in the tank for the left but thanks to these investigations we know have proof that they were in many cases in league with the FBI/DOJ. They were helping tank stories and build narratives. And we know that Comey and Loretta Lynch, Strock, Page, Baker and McCabe to name a few had no intention of ever prosecuting Hillary.

Fox may not be everyone's cup of tea but they are pretty much the only media organization that even covered this stuff. And you are surprised you didn't hear more about it?

Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2019 05:52 PM (/tuJf)

299 291
>>I suspect she'd eat a muff for New York.









Oh, she'd Bump a Rug for each of the 5 Boroughs if she were made an Executive.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 05:50 PM (488xF)
And I'd let her. And watch too.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 20, 2019 05:53 PM (N39Ws)

300 And it wasn't in favor of a hunter, it was in favor of an Indian hunter, breaking the law, but not getting punished because......FAIRNESS!!

In other words thanks to Gorsuch, if you hunt off season in a national park, you go to jail. If an Indian does the same thing, he does NOT go to jail.

YEAY CONSERVATISM!!!!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 20, 2019 05:53 PM (FiUMj)

301 At least we have toilet paper, and aren't eating zoo animals.

So I'm not supposed to be eating this antelo...?

Oh, wait, forget I said anything.

Posted by: The Eponymous Hugh Tootooie at May 20, 2019 05:53 PM (hu22E)

302 Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2019 05:40 PM (/tuJf)
********
NO NO NO !!! All the Underoo soilers have proclaimed him to be worthless

Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 20, 2019 05:53 PM (BqBId)

303 Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2019 05:51 PM (k1TUh

No I think he made a dumb decision ignoring the definition of occupied. A Federal National Park is definitely occupied .

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 20, 2019 05:54 PM (e46OR)

304 I suspect she'd eat a muff for New York.

She's take one for the team... but she's not on that team, I don't think. So she'd switch sides and play for the other team?

Crap, now I'm confused.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 05:54 PM (HaL55)

305 300 And it wasn't in favor of a hunter, it was in favor of an Indian hunter, breaking the law, but not getting punished because......FAIRNESS!!

In other words thanks to Gorsuch, if you hunt off season in a national park, you go to jail. If an Indian does the same thing, he does NOT go to jail.

YEAY CONSERVATISM!!!!
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 20, 2019 05:53 PM (FiUMj)

All animals are equal but some are more equal than others.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 20, 2019 05:55 PM (bcbK8)

306 I'm pretty sure AOC experimented while at BU. Pretty much every college woman of her age has.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 20, 2019 05:55 PM (FiUMj)

307 Prison is for peasants.

Posted by: RKae at May 20, 2019 05:20 PM

Prison has presents? I want an enormous package.

Posted by: Rev. Jimmy Comey at May 20, 2019 05:56 PM (COzlW)

308 In New Orleans, a "muff" is a sandwich, a very good kind of sandwich-Muffaletta

I've eaten many muffs.

Posted by: Miklos, unashamed but hungry at May 20, 2019 05:56 PM (QzkSJ)

309 Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2019 05:52 PM (/tuJf)

I didn't hear Gowdy on Fox with this information a year ago?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 20, 2019 05:56 PM (e46OR)

310 But the Court ruled that he DID NOT break the law, because an official Treaty between the US and the Crow Indian tribe had never been abrogated.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2019 05:58 PM (k1TUh)

311 6
Rank and File!

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 04:48 PM (488xF)
...........

Ham and Eggers!

Posted by: wth at May 20, 2019 05:58 PM (v0R5T)

312 Mmmm masturbatory fantasies and circle jerks. Shoot your hot load down my throat.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at May 20, 2019 05:59 PM (KF6/T)

313 And it is not "any Indian" - it is any full blooded member of the Crow Indian tribe, officially recognized, who wants to hunt in the specific land that was promised by the US Government to be allotted to the Crow Tribe forever, as hunting grounds.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2019 06:00 PM (k1TUh)

314 Devin Nunes , Jim Jordan and John Ratcliffe have all given as much information as they can.

Nunes said as many as 8 were being referred and he is working on #2 now.

What part of building a case is so hard to wait for.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2019 06:02 PM (IOquy)

315 Now someone tell me how there is a "liberal" or "conservative" position on whether or not 19th Century Indian Nation treaties were automatically abrogated, or required specific legislation from Congress at the time before they were abrogated.

And there were many treaties abrogated by specific Congressional legislation back in the day, so it's not like it is something new that no one ever thought of.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2019 06:02 PM (k1TUh)

316 was promised by the US Government to be allotted to the Crow Tribe forever, as hunting grounds.

Yeah fair or not that was the deal, a treaty signed by the US government.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2019 06:02 PM (39g3+)

317 AOC's snizz looks like a pastrami reuben, heavy on the thousand island...

Posted by: monkey at May 20, 2019 06:02 PM (KF6/T)

318 Its legal to hunt in-season game on national park land or monuments? I nearly got arrested for carrying a loaded bolt action .22 in the green water valley (monument) outside Death Valley.

Posted by: 13times at May 20, 2019 06:03 PM (K3B2k)

319 She doesn't play on the LGBQWERTY team but she would take them out to lunch.in order to score NYC.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 20, 2019 06:03 PM (bETih)

320 The crime is our govt was colluding with other foreign governments with intent to throw out election to Hillary.

Posted by: Braenyard


The crime is that Hillary AND our government answering to Hillary colluded with Vlad Putin and Russian Intelligence, directly, to throw the election to Hillary, AND to spy on president Trump to try to over throw him after he took office.

Death penalty-worthy crimes.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 20, 2019 06:04 PM (fdxBF)

321 was promised by the US Government to be allotted to the Crow Tribe forever, as hunting grounds.

Fear not, everything's going to end in 12 years anyway.

Posted by: Alexandra Occasional Communist at May 20, 2019 06:05 PM (jYEmF)

322 AOC's snizz looks like a pastrami reuben, heavy on the thousand island...

Posted by: monkey


Go on . . .

Posted by: Huma Abedin at May 20, 2019 06:05 PM (fdxBF)

323 No one is going to jail. For any of this.The same will happen as was when lois lerner was under investigation... "Oh gee we were investigating and wadaya know the statute of limitations kicked in, oh well." Or some such lame ass excuse.

Posted by: DXO at May 20, 2019 06:05 PM (nzKWW)

324 sock off

Posted by: LGoPs at May 20, 2019 06:06 PM (jYEmF)

325 Death penalty-worthy crimes.

As I said a few days ago, part of the reason we used to kill traitors is so that they could not rabble rouse or have their followers rally around them while in prison.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2019 06:07 PM (39g3+)

326 >>>The crime is that Hillary AND our government answering to Hillary colluded with Vlad Putin and Russian Intelligence, directly, to throw the election to Hillary, AND to spy on president Trump to try to over throw him after he took office.

Death penalty-worthy crimes.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 20, 2019 06:04 PM (fdxBF)


Don't forget Australia and Britain.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 20, 2019 06:07 PM (bETih)

327 34 The first indictment will be cause for celebration. Maybe. (Depends on the nature of the charges)


Until then these teaser-stories are just making me frustrated!


Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Bwaana returns

That's the beauty of the conspiracy they conducted. One goes down, they take everyone else with them. And everyone wants to be the one who gets the deal so the rush will be on, I believe it's already started..

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at May 20, 2019 06:09 PM (/Fmtj)

328 27 I'd bet Biden wasn't in on this. Why would he be?

Only Obama's Inner Inner Circle

Posted by: Ignoramus

Mmmmmmm.

Posted by: Reggie at May 20, 2019 06:09 PM (/Fmtj)

329 First conviction will be cause for celebration. Until then, weary cynicism.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2019 06:11 PM (39g3+)

330 Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2019 05:48 PM (/tuJf)

Thanks for the background. Disband the FIB and let the states do their own.

Posted by: clutch at May 20, 2019 06:12 PM (kiSdp)

331 Yeah Nunes, Gowdy, any GOP holding oversight hearings doesn't get the benefit of the MSM megaphone. Unfortunately the alphabets still have a lot of influence and move the needle with public opinion. That's why they squash news re: findings of demunist misdeeds.

Posted by: kallisto at May 20, 2019 06:12 PM (T7bPb)

332 Don't forget Australia and Britain.

Posted by: Braenyard


True, but their contributions were minor.

Steele got 90% of the bullshit in his "Dossier" directly from Russian Intelligence.

Posted by: Huma Abedin at May 20, 2019 06:14 PM (fdxBF)

333 Biden was busy hustling business for his boy in the Ukraine.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 20, 2019 06:14 PM (bETih)

334 Grill, roast or flambe me but I'm not buying the "it was all Russian intelligence" gambit.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2019 06:17 PM (IOquy)

335 As I said a few days ago, part of the reason we used
to kill traitors is so that they could not rabble rouse or have their
followers rally around them while in prison.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2019 06:07 PM (39g3+)


nah, it is to push the transactional cost of treason up. The fact that traitors aren't around to rabble-rouse is a side benefit.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2019 06:20 PM (KTmSx)

336 Steele got 90% of the bullshit in his "Dossier" directly from Russian Intelligence.

Posted by: Huma Abedin at May 20, 2019 06:14 PM (fdxBF)



Still covering for Weiner? You know it was his but buddy Blumenthal.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 20, 2019 06:21 PM (bETih)

337 We're saved!!!

Lori Lightfoot inauguration: First black, gay woman sworn in as Chicago mayor...

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 20, 2019 06:22 PM (+y/Ru)

338
Thanks for the background. Disband the FIB and let the states do their own.
Posted by: clutch at May 20, 2019 06:12 PM (kiSdp)


Actually, having it as a coordinating and training agency for the states with no actual field agents would be good.
Who should take over anti-espionage work?

Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2019 06:23 PM (KTmSx)

339
We're saved!!!

Lori Lightfoot inauguration: First black, gay woman sworn in as Chicago mayor...



Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 20, 2019 06:22 PM (+y/Ru)


Watch out for the celebratory shots fired in the air.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2019 06:25 PM (ptqGC)

340 338
Who should take over anti-espionage work?
Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2019 06:23 PM (KTmSx)

Not the FBI or CIA.

Posted by: clutch at May 20, 2019 06:27 PM (kiSdp)

341 Who should take over anti-espionage work?

Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2019 06:23 PM (KTmSx)


I'd take the Mossad.

Posted by: LGoPs at May 20, 2019 06:28 PM (jYEmF)

342 I also expect he's supernaturally sweaty.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere

Nadler's sweat looks not so much like sweat but more like ectoplasm as it moves from the inner Nadler otherworldly damnation zone into the outside world that normal humans occupy.

Posted by: Boswell at May 20, 2019 06:32 PM (32YRo)

343 Lori Lightfoot inauguration: First black, gay woman sworn in as Chicago mayor...


Something tells me that Lori's regulatory foot aint gonna be so light...

Posted by: Boswell at May 20, 2019 06:33 PM (32YRo)

344 Probably a dead thread but was driving home.

was promised by the US Government to be allotted to the Crow Tribe forever, as hunting grounds.

Yeah fair or not that was the deal, a treaty signed by the US government.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2019 06:02 PM (39g3+)

The treaty allowed for hunting on unoccupied lands. A Federal Park is occupied . Simple as that. This was nothing more than SJW signaling.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 20, 2019 06:34 PM (2DOZq)

345 No I think he made a dumb decision ignoring the definition of occupied. A Federal National Park is definitely occupied .

Posted by: Can't resist temptation

idk, the feds specifically classify big chunks of the west as "unimproved" - and prevent development or occupation.

Posted by: Jean at May 20, 2019 06:38 PM (25Dt7)

346 The Presidents attorneys will appeal. In front of the WH just now.. he said the ruling was "ridiculous" and we will appeal it.

Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 20, 2019 06:41 PM (BqBId)

347 I dislike Gowdy

Posted by: Gonzotx at May 20, 2019 06:44 PM (GVeaU)

348 And Cavuto

Hates Teump

Posted by: Gonzotx at May 20, 2019 06:45 PM (GVeaU)

349 Another Gowdy moment..
Frustrating on the level of wanting to bang the shit out of the big booty at work but alas... wont ever happen.
PS I work with lots of big booties
A LOT

Posted by: Getcha Pull at May 20, 2019 06:46 PM (aR6C/)

350 idk, the feds specifically classify big chunks of the west as "unimproved" - and prevent development or occupation.
Posted by: Jean at May 20, 2019 06:38 PM (25Dt7)

I don't disagree but this was specifically in a National Park as opposed to a land grab.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 20, 2019 06:54 PM (2DOZq)

Alexandria Donkey-Chompers "Comic Book" Slapped With a Cease-and-Desist Letter by DC Comics, Citing Trademark Infringement

I think this was just a variant cover for the stupid comic book we've already heard about.

So here was one cover:



Okay, that is obviously patterned after Wonder Woman, but they could probably get away with it under the parody exception.

But this is not really parody. This is just infringement:



The publisher issued a cease-and-desist to a small comics company barring it from selling covers of the freshman Democrat in attire resembling that of Wonder Woman, according to comics sites.

Devil's Due Comics is running a comic about AOC called "Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and the Freshman Force: New Party Who Dis?"

Apparently there were only 250 copies of this variant printed.

This is not a popular comic book. But they're playing to a devoted group of fanatics.

Meanwhile, the few copies that made it to the stands before the cease-and-desist are selling for $300 a pop on auction sites.

Can you feel the socialism?!

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 03:53 PM




Comments

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1 You are the dancing queen
Young and sweet
Only seventeen

Oops, sorry. I thought I had the place to myself

Posted by: FrodoB at May 20, 2019 03:55 PM (ctEmO)

2 Corgis called

Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 03:55 PM (KB6If)

3 Silly Rabbit , Comics are for kids.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 20, 2019 03:56 PM (e46OR)

4 She has the chest for it.

Posted by: Pep at May 20, 2019 03:56 PM (MPhVK)

5 Yeah, no pathological narcissism here. And if she shows any interest in you, back away slowly and then turn around and run.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 20, 2019 03:56 PM (RD7QR)

6 And I thought the Obama-fawning sycophants with their fainting spells were a tad over the top.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 03:57 PM (pUDQf)

7 A few weeks ago, I mentioned her, forgot her real name and almost called her "That Donkey Chompers Woman from New York" when talking to a liberal. I think I might have actually said, "Yeah, her name is Alexandria Occasional Cortex or something like that."

Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at May 20, 2019 03:57 PM (sktRI)

8 Meanwhile, the few copies that made it to the stands before the cease-and-desist are selling for $300 a pop on auction sites.

===========

Those proceeds must be donated to the federal government.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 03:57 PM (9cans)

9 Oops, sorry. I thought I had the place to myself
Posted by: FrodoB at May 20, 2019 03:55 PM (ctEmO)

----

Take chance. Take a chance on me.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2019 03:57 PM (8XRCm)

10 Bloom is off her rose.

Posted by: blaster at May 20, 2019 03:57 PM (9VeU0)

11 Comics, the only place socialism is actually successful.

Posted by: SturmToddler at May 20, 2019 03:57 PM (8D42x)

12 back away slowly and then turn around and run.
Wouldn't turn my back on her. Would not be prudent.

Posted by: FrodoB at May 20, 2019 03:57 PM (ctEmO)

13 Needed more décolletage.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2019 03:58 PM (0tfLf)

14 DC Comics is run by socialist SJW asswipes. And like all socialist asswipes, will stab their mother in the back to make an extra $1 or protect $1 from being taken by someone.



Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 20, 2019 03:58 PM (FiUMj)

15 @5
Why, will I turn into a pillar of salt?

Posted by: Pep at May 20, 2019 03:58 PM (MPhVK)

16 BREAKING NEWS: Chik-Fil-A is bringing back the Smokehouse BBQ Bacon Sandwich. It will only be available for a limited time, from May 20 through Aug. 24.

Peach shakes are also back.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 20, 2019 03:58 PM (O7aSd)

17 The second picture makes Sandy O-C look more thoughtful and, IMO, more attractive than she actually is.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2019 03:58 PM (ahS0B)

18 DC providing free media coverage to AOC.

Posted by: Xander Crews at May 20, 2019 03:58 PM (miXS6)

19 Obama will be the most narcissistic politician ever.

AOC: Hold my carrots.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 03:58 PM (pUDQf)

20 I knew Wonder Woman. Wonder Woman was a friend of mine. You are no Wonder Woman.

Posted by: Batman, unimpressed with your wokeness at May 20, 2019 03:58 PM (/Nl5q)

21 Take chance. Take a chance on me.

Posted by: fixerupper

>>I don't believe we have been introduced.

Posted by: FrodoB at May 20, 2019 03:59 PM (ctEmO)

22 16 BREAKING NEWS: Chik-Fil-A is bringing back the Smokehouse BBQ Bacon Sandwich. It will only be available for a limited time, from May 20 through Aug. 24.

Peach shakes are also back.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 20, 2019 03:58 PM (O7aSd)

[wipes away drool]

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 20, 2019 03:59 PM (RD7QR)

23 Looks like Blunder Woman to me.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 20, 2019 03:59 PM (lTZLC)

24 THE CONSERVATIVE CASE FOR COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT BY YOUNG LATINA COMMUNISTS

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 20, 2019 03:59 PM (FiUMj)

25 Sad that we have to talk about Sandy Donkey-Chompers to get a nood around here.

Posted by: Roy at May 20, 2019 03:59 PM (40mSG)

26 ace,
It's water o'clock.
Please hydrate responsibly.

Posted by: a message from the Ad Council and the Dihydroxide Foundation at May 20, 2019 03:59 PM (LL1Be)

27 Shouldn't her flag-cape be red with a hammer and sickle? The comic book is wrong from its opening cover. Not a good sign.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 20, 2019 03:59 PM (6eEQ+)

28 How are they not embarrassed by this dear leaderish nonsense?

This level of idolatry is reserved for tyrants like Saddam Hussein.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2019 03:59 PM (W+vEI)

29 AOC: Hold my carrots.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 03:58 PM


*****

Golf clap.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2019 03:59 PM (0tfLf)

30 Cease the cultural appropriation!

What would be authentic garb for a bold and strong Latina anyway? Black dress and a mustache?

Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 20, 2019 03:59 PM (n/+Yw)

31 Um...

OK I guess. Sorta looks somewhat like Wonder Woman. DC and Marvel have some overzealous jerks as lawyers

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2019 04:00 PM (39g3+)

32 Bloom is off her rose.

Joke's on you, I bleach my rose.
It hasn't had a bloom on it since I was 14.

Posted by: AOC at May 20, 2019 04:00 PM (9t0Zz)

33 I'm soooo damned hawt!

Posted by: Little Lupe at May 20, 2019 04:00 PM (vtcmf)

34 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at May 20, 2019 04:00 PM (Zz0t1)

35 The celebration of open communism in this country disgusts me greatly.

Posted by: Sponge at May 20, 2019 04:01 PM (Zz0t1)

36 DC Sends Cease And Desist Demand Over Wonder Woman AOC Cover


Pikers.

Posted by: Disney lawyers at May 20, 2019 04:01 PM (LL1Be)

37 "New party, who dis?" That's some sophisticated writing there.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 20, 2019 04:01 PM (iys0/)

38 17 The second picture makes Sandy O-C look more thoughtful and, IMO, more attractive than she actually is.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2019 03:58 PM (ahS0B)


Disagree. I think she looks way worse in these illustrations than in reality. And I don't think she's that much of a looker to begin with.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 20, 2019 04:01 PM (yWn4J)

39 24 THE CONSERVATIVE CASE FOR COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT BY YOUNG LATINA COMMUNISTS
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 20, 2019 03:59 PM (FiUMj)

=========

You joke, but I don't think Wonder Woman should be under copyright at all. Her first appearance was in 1941. Her creator died in 1947.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 04:01 PM (9cans)

40 Meanwhile I really feel sorry for Jack Straw. I mean a Mets fan. Cespedas who is "recovering" from double sore heals was on his "Ranch" and broke an ankle? LOL

Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2019 04:01 PM (FwN37)

41 So when does Wonder Women get hammered by the Old Crones of NY and CA?

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 20, 2019 04:01 PM (2LelM)

42
Gal Gadot should just bitch slap AOC into unconsciousness.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2019 04:01 PM (8XRCm)

43 I think she looks more like ISIS.

The Superbabe, not the terrorist org.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 20, 2019 04:01 PM (3AmWB)

44

They didn't capture her stache at all. Disappointed! Sad!

Saw that the young and attractive Sandy was making 43K/yr in NYC.

This new acting job she has is paying her a lot more, and it's more funner!

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at May 20, 2019 04:01 PM (T+ZG/)

45 "BREAKING NEWS: Chik-Fil-A is bringing back the Smokehouse BBQ Bacon Sandwich. It will only be available for a limited time, from May 20 through Aug. 24."

Welp, that answers the question of what's for dinner tonight.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at May 20, 2019 04:01 PM (rAQUZ)

46 In edition three, SuperAOC rescues her kitchen from sink monster! Figures out how to operate a power switch!

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 20, 2019 04:01 PM (6eEQ+)

47 I saw a Hee Haw DVD infomercial this weekend and they kept showing a cartoon version of AOC.

Posted by: Roy at May 20, 2019 04:01 PM (40mSG)

48 I'd say being about Congressperson KnowNothing automatically makes it parody.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 20, 2019 04:01 PM (oVJmc)

49 Inside cover has Occasional Cortex using the flag as a tampon.

It's very avant guard.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 20, 2019 04:01 PM (bcbK8)

50 THE CONSERVATIVE CASE FOR COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT BY YOUNG LATINA COMMUNISTS
--

This is great, thanks!

Posted by: Bill 'It's not adultry if my wife lets me watch' Kristol' at May 20, 2019 04:01 PM (sktRI)

51 40 Meanwhile I really feel sorry for Jack Straw. I mean a Mets fan. Cespedas who is "recovering" from double sore heals was on his "Ranch" and broke an ankle? LOL

Sigh
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2019 04:01 PM (FwN37)

==========

At what point does he just give up and become a Red Sox fan?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 04:01 PM (9cans)

52 Can't wait for Jerry Nadler in a speedo as Fatman!

Posted by: ShainS -- Adversity Score = -1600 (full Self-Reliance penalty) at May 20, 2019 04:01 PM (QB5Gw)

53 Would you let AOC suck your balls?

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 20, 2019 04:01 PM (2LelM)

54 What a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2019 04:02 PM (xjiRE)

55 Wonder Woman = Invisible Plane


AOC = Invisible Brain

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 20, 2019 04:02 PM (oVJmc)

56 45 "BREAKING NEWS: Chik-Fil-A is bringing back the Smokehouse BBQ Bacon Sandwich. It will only be available for a limited time, from May 20 through Aug. 24."

Welp, that answers the question of what's for dinner tonight.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at May 20, 2019 04:01 PM (rAQUZ)


Put that puppy in between two McRib sandwiches and really treat yourself.

Posted by: Roy at May 20, 2019 04:02 PM (40mSG)

57 54 What a stupid time to be alive.
Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2019 04:02 PM (xjiRE)

=========

Here's a man with a passing familiarity with our copyright regime.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 04:02 PM (9cans)

58 The fawning is gut wrenching... and when she gets called out on one of her stupid remarks, 'oh you don't recognize sarcasm'....

Posted by: zeera with a new book, link in nic at May 20, 2019 04:02 PM (3Bzg7)

59 Socialism means you can just take whatever the fuck you want to from whomever you want to take it.

"WHY DON'T YOU PEOPLE UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A SUPERIOR ECONOMIC SYSTEM?!?!?!" - AOC

Posted by: Sharkman at May 20, 2019 04:03 PM (fdxBF)

60 "This is not a popular comic book. But they're playing to a devoted group of fanatics."

Yeah, her family and their pets. And the mind trust at MSNBC.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 20, 2019 04:03 PM (6eEQ+)

61 are selling for $300 a pop"

"Selling" or "asking price"?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 20, 2019 04:03 PM (6qErC)

62 Copyrights and infringment law is an affront to the rights of the People!!

P.S. Send a copy to each of my houses.

Posted by: Bernie the Bolshevik at May 20, 2019 04:03 PM (nEOLy)

63 Ah, DC Comics is a subsidiary of Tim Warner.
Yup, just like Disney, they are ruthlessly protecting their trademark (or copyright? I get those confused).

Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2019 04:03 PM (W+vEI)

64 I think she looks more like ISIS.

I agree, especially the color scheme.

What I've seen of that comic, its horrible. Not just the content, the execution.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2019 04:03 PM (39g3+)

65 Freda's unibrow is also subject to copyright

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 20, 2019 04:03 PM (4vHRp)

66 Would you let AOC suck your balls?
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 20, 2019 04:01 PM (2LelM)


She'd be like a donkey to a carrot.

No fucking way those teeth are getting anywhere near my junk.

Posted by: Sponge at May 20, 2019 04:03 PM (Zz0t1)

67 55 Wonder Woman = Invisible Plane

AOC = Invisible Brain


Wonder Woman - Lasso of Truth

AOC - Garbage Disposal of Mystery

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 20, 2019 04:03 PM (3AmWB)

68 So what's her superpower? Contagious stupidity?

Everyone within 100 feet of her becomes massively stupid.

It hasn't been noticed, because she's in Congress.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 20, 2019 04:03 PM (Z4rgH)

69


I wonder if SNL makes fun of Big Tits O'Cortez, probably not, like they never made fun of Jugeared McBonehead.

The possibilities would be endless were there someone at SNL like Mr. Mike anymore...but Noooooooo. Nooooooo...they have to be all nice and all that!

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at May 20, 2019 04:03 PM (T+ZG/)

70 Inside cover has Occasional Cortex using the flag as a tampon.

***

But if you fold it in thirds it's the face of Alfred E Neumann

Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 20, 2019 04:03 PM (9VZ+F)

71 Since Wonder Woman was created by an S&M male faux feminist who likely hated America, imitation by AOC seems appropriate.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 20, 2019 04:03 PM (e46OR)

72 She reminds me of the ditzy blonde in a commercial for some hotel chain.

She's sitting at the bar and says to the bartender, "Remember when we met?!" And the bartender patiently says, "You ordered a gin fizz." And she gushes, "And you made it with extra fizz!" while looking at him like he's going to wake up with a kidney missing.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2019 04:03 PM (ptqGC)

73 Can they child this down any further? She must be really popular in elementary school.

Posted by: t-bird at May 20, 2019 04:04 PM (jOEDM)

74 The McRib is Spam with BBQ sauce.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 20, 2019 04:04 PM (1ISKN)

75 I love the song Dancing Queen.

So you guys just knock off the hate or I'll give you an earworm that'll make you want to shoot yourself.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 20, 2019 04:04 PM (fdxBF)

76 AOC did it all wrong.
Instead of shooting her mouth off, she should of gone with the totally sexy Congresswoman thing. Shy, demure smiles, the glasses.
Lots of American flags and white marble statues of American figures in the background. Totally vamping congress. She'd get re-elected in a landslide.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2019 04:04 PM (0tfLf)

77 53 Would you let AOC suck your balls?

Never, ever trust a leftist with your balls.

Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at May 20, 2019 04:04 PM (/Nl5q)

78 Has she ever been photographed without bugeyes? It's like the Obama Halo Effect... except with bulging, manic eyes.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 20, 2019 04:05 PM (6eEQ+)

79 Meanwhile I really feel sorry for Jack Straw. I mean a Mets fan. Cespedas who is "recovering" from double sore heals was on his "Ranch" and broke an ankle? LOL

Sigh
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2019 04:01 PM (FwN37)

OOPS I was wrong. He did NOT fracture an ankle. He fractured BOTH ankles. Ya can't make this stuff up

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2019 04:05 PM (FwN37)

80 The lawsuits will really start when their "Social Justice League" edition comes out.

Posted by: Ted K. at May 20, 2019 04:05 PM (FJYfm)

81 Doll Eyes Alex comic book, a flash in the pan much like Gaylord in comics.

She will never beat early Wonder Woman comics in value. All the issues will soon be in the clearance bin for $1 or in the trash much like Domino Chance: Roach Extraordinaire.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2019 04:05 PM (NpoKk)

82 Meh. She obviously doesn't have the boobies... or the gray matter.

Posted by: GuyfromNH at May 20, 2019 04:05 PM (Gs5TH)

83 I remember a comic book in the '60s making fun of LBJ and his Great Society plan, drawing him as a superhero. Of course, back then you could still make fun of Democrat politicians. The media trashed him at every opportunity for our involvement in Vietnam and for not withdrawing from the country ASAP.

I'm willing to bet that comic was funnier, standing on its own/viewed as a comic, then anything about Donkey-Chompers.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 20, 2019 04:05 PM (ClOmq)

84 Shouldn't she be draped in the Soviet flag? Or at least a Cuban or Venezualean one? I mean, that Stars n Stripes stuff is just gonna turn her fans off. Trigger them even.

Posted by: ken at May 20, 2019 04:05 PM (Ba+RP)

85 Her superpower is retroactively-applied dry humor that we just aren't smart enough to get.

Posted by: Grey Fox at May 20, 2019 04:05 PM (bZ7mE)

86 So you guys just knock off the hate or I'll give you an earworm that'll make you want to shoot yourself.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 20, 2019 04:04 PM


****

Don't you fu*king dare bring up that one ride at D-land!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2019 04:05 PM (0tfLf)

87 Meanwhile I really feel sorry for Jack Straw. I mean a Mets fan. Cespedas who is "recovering" from double sore heals was on his "Ranch" and broke an ankle? LOL

Sigh
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2019 04:01 PM (FwN37)

==========

At what point does he just give up and become a Red Sox fan?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts

When he loses all standards. They're low now (being a Mets fan through the 70s), but until he shits his last vestige of humanity, He shalt not don Red Sox.

Posted by: Blue Hen at May 20, 2019 04:05 PM (nEOLy)

88 Peach shakes are also back.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 20, 2019 03:58 PM (O7aSd)
* * * *

Yipeeeee!!!! If you have not tried one of the Chick-Fil-A peach shakes, you owe it to yourself as a human being to do so.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at May 20, 2019 04:06 PM (RkS3d)

89 87 Meanwhile I really feel sorry for Jack Straw. I mean a Mets fan. Cespedas who is "recovering" from double sore heals was on his "Ranch" and broke an ankle? LOL

Sigh
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2019 04:01 PM (FwN37)

==========

At what point does he just give up and become a Red Sox fan?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts

When he loses all standards. They're low now (being a Mets fan through the 70s), but until he shits his last vestige of humanity, He shalt not don Red Sox.
Posted by: Blue Hen at May 20, 2019 04:05 PM (nEOLy)

=========

So...soon?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 04:06 PM (9cans)

90 Gosh, I why didn't they rip off Captain Marvel?

I keep hearing from the bluehairs how she's the most important female character ever and all the manbaby nerds are wrong for saying she's a loser no one cares about.

Posted by: El Kabong at May 20, 2019 04:06 PM (datdl)

91 So you guys just knock off the hate or I'll give you an earworm that'll make you want to shoot yourself.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 20, 2019 04:04 PM (fdxBF)

-----

Can you hear the drums Fernando-o-o-o??

Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2019 04:06 PM (8XRCm)

92 53 Would you let AOC suck your balls?
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 20, 2019 04:01 PM (2LelM)

Yes.

I'm not proud about it. But she is a One.

And if she's using her mouth on my balls and shaft, she's not using them to speak.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 20, 2019 04:06 PM (bcbK8)

93 Social Justice League: SolarMan can only fight crime when the sun is shining.

Oh, what am I saying. It would have to be SolarPERSON.



Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 20, 2019 04:06 PM (3AmWB)

94 83 I remember a comic book in the '60s making fun of LBJ and his Great Society plan, drawing him as a superhero. Of course, back then you could still make fun of Democrat politicians. The media trashed him at every opportunity for our involvement in Vietnam and for not withdrawing from the country ASAP.

I'm willing to bet that comic was funnier, standing on its own/viewed as a comic, then anything about Donkey-Chompers.
--------------------
I'm trying to imagine LBJ in tights and a cape. The pictures in my brain are hideous.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 20, 2019 04:06 PM (2LelM)

95 Ahhhhhh fresh new thread

*man spreads*

Posted by: Captain Slapballs at May 20, 2019 04:06 PM (+dsLj)

96 Issue #2: AOC versus.......The Disposall!!!!

Posted by: Blue Hen at May 20, 2019 04:06 PM (nEOLy)

97 It IS a small world, after all.

Posted by: Sponge at May 20, 2019 04:07 PM (Zz0t1)

98 Has she ever been photographed without bugeyes? It's like the Obama Halo Effect... except with bulging, manic eyes.

Yeah I saw one shot of her without it and with her mouth closed and she's reasonably attractive then. But you know that face is coming out soon and often.

He did NOT fracture an ankle. He fractured BOTH ankles. Ya can't make this stuff up

This could only happen to a Met. They have the worst physical trainers and coaches on earth.

"how much should I lift coact?"

"I dunno, all of them?"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2019 04:07 PM (39g3+)

99 77
53 Would you let AOC suck your balls?



Never, ever trust a leftist with your balls.

Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at May 20, 2019 04:04 PM (/Nl5q)
Saying goes "Never put your d*** in crazy". Think it is reasonable to say don't let it get anywhere near crazy either. Think Lorena Bobbit.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 20, 2019 04:07 PM (N39Ws)

100 are selling for $300 a pop"

Bill and Hillary would price them at $10,000 a shot and write off the loss at full value.

Posted by: t-bird at May 20, 2019 04:07 PM (TQyCa)

101 I get comic books in general - like Dirty Harry, it's a world where a theme of power and ability is put forth to address powerlessness. In the 70s crooks were getting off on all kinds of technicalities so people were frustrated and Dirty Harry spoke to that. But these things have always been allegory.

I get the feelings behind the Left being faced with what they are facing, but I'm not quite cottoning to using real people the way this comic does. It just seems odd and not just a little unhealthy to me.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at May 20, 2019 04:07 PM (IfYaq)

102
Don't you fu*king dare bring up that one ride at D-land!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2019 04:05 PM (0tfLf)

----

Love Roller Coaster, child???

Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2019 04:07 PM (8XRCm)

103 Lynda Carter >. Gal Gadot

Fight me.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at May 20, 2019 04:07 PM (4At28)

104 Sandy Donkey-Chompers WONDER DUNCE!!!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 20, 2019 04:07 PM (pw+jk)

105

"They're not 'Comic Booksh' they're 'Illustrated Novelsh'!!"

*wipes slobber*

"sheez!"

Posted by: mikeyG: May is National Nerd Month at May 20, 2019 04:08 PM (LL1Be)

106 Issue #3 - Cow Farts are her Kryptonite!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 20, 2019 04:08 PM (3AmWB)

107 who split dis is?

Posted by: x at May 20, 2019 04:08 PM (nFwvY)

108 74 The McRib is Spam with BBQ sauce.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe a

And it*s not even good bbq sauce.

Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at May 20, 2019 04:08 PM (/Nl5q)

109 It IS a small world, after all.

Posted by: Sponge at May 20, 2019 04:07 PM


****

BASTARD!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2019 04:08 PM (0tfLf)

110 What a fvcked up world this is! The Onion couldn't come up with anything this absurd in it's best of bygone days.
Think about it: if someone told you 3 years ago that Donald Trump would be POTUS, and a freshman Congress-critter (formerly bar servant) would become a comic book feature while taking over the Democratic spokesman position from dottie old Nancy Pelosi...

Posted by: hunh. Just... hunh. at May 20, 2019 04:08 PM (K1IUD)

111 >>I wonder if SNL makes fun of Big Tits O'Cortez, probably not, like they never made fun of Jugeared McBonehead.




Gah, there is so much they could do with AOC, but they'll never do it.

Meanwhile, this 24x7 AOC engagement is exhausting. Is her 15 minutes up yet? She's bordering on Kardashian level thirst.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2019 04:08 PM (W+vEI)

112 67 55 Wonder Woman = Invisible Plane

AOC = Invisible Brain


Wonder Woman - Lasso of Truth

AOC - Garbage Disposal of Mystery
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 20, 2019 04:03 PM (3AmWB)

LOL

Props

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 20, 2019 04:08 PM (bcbK8)

113 Would you let AOC suck your balls?

Absolutely not!!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2019 04:08 PM (ahS0B)

114 I would totally buy the Babylon Bee's version https://babylonbee.com/news/an-exclusive-look-at-the-new-alexandria-ocasio-cortez-comic-book

Posted by: BigFire at May 20, 2019 04:08 PM (LSx3v)

115 I, for one, would never confuse Donkey Chompers with Gal Gadot. Nope, never.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 04:08 PM (JgA4k)

116 So you guys just knock off the hate or I'll give you an earworm that'll make you want to shoot yourself.

Posted by: Sharkman
>Not hate. Awe that something I first heard 40+ years ago is still rattling around in my brain-pan

Posted by: FrodoB at May 20, 2019 04:08 PM (ctEmO)

117 16 BREAKING NEWS: Chik-Fil-A is bringing back the Smokehouse BBQ Bacon Sandwich. It will only be available for a limited time, from May 20 through Aug. 24.

Peach shakes are also back.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 20, 2019 03:58 PM (O7aSd)



Now there are a few CFA's in the Puget Sound area, so the lines should be shorter.

Hate always tastes best with peaches and ice cream.

And Eff the Left!


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 04:09 PM (sy5kK)

118 good lord, I had to look on my phone, work computer won't let me see embedded tweets.

I should have known better.

P.S.

dear Leader Kim thinks this fawning over her is a bit much...

Posted by: SturmToddler at May 20, 2019 04:09 PM (8D42x)

119 BREAKING NEWS: Chik-Fil-A is bringing back the Smokehouse BBQ Bacon
Sandwich. It will only be available for a limited time, from May 20
through Aug. 24.



Bad news: There goes my diet.

Good news: Chik-Fil-A is on my way home from the gym.

Posted by: Bert G at May 20, 2019 04:09 PM (tOP4K)

120 AOC: Now that I have you in the golden lasso of truth, you must explain why socialism is awesome!

Me: Socialism is a complete disaster that has resulted in starvation and a hundred million deaths so far. Also, you're an idiot.

AOC: It's impossible to lie while in this lasso!

Me: What does that tell you, genius?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 20, 2019 04:09 PM (gC2IV)

121 The McRib is Spam with BBQ sauce.

When they first came out, they were better. When they brought the things back, the meat was different and... much worse.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2019 04:09 PM (39g3+)

122 "So you guys just knock off the hate or I'll give you an earworm that'll make you want to shoot yourself.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 20, 2019 04:04 PM (fdxBF)

-----

Can you hear the drums Fernando-o-o-o??"

Normally, I hate the "Cultural Appropriation!" crowd, but when I hear those Swedes sing "since many jeers I haven't seen a rifle in your hand," I fully applaud shutting that shit down.

Posted by: Ted K. at May 20, 2019 04:09 PM (FJYfm)

123 BASTARD!
Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2019 04:08 PM (0tfLf)


What? I was just lamenting on the fact that communism is spreading at such a rapid rate because in the grand scheme of things, we're smaller than Jupiter, so things travel fast.

Posted by: Sponge at May 20, 2019 04:10 PM (Zz0t1)

124 I'm trying to imagine LBJ in tights and a cape. The pictures in my brain are hideous.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 20, 2019

*
*
. . .
Ask, and it shall be given ye: https://tinyurl.com/y4gfbs5q

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 20, 2019 04:10 PM (ClOmq)

125 103 Lynda Carter >. Gal Gadot

Fight me.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at May 20, 2019 04:07 PM (4At2

*Pips shirt off. Puts on Lucha mask*

Gal has sex, albeit off camera.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 20, 2019 04:10 PM (bcbK8)

126 Someone on eBay wants $1,200 or best offer for the variant Wonder Woman cover.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yxa8nrlg

Tempted to offer $1.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2019 04:10 PM (NpoKk)

127 Where does parody end and infringing appropriation begin?

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 20, 2019 04:10 PM (mSMPg)

128 Would you let AOC suck your balls

Depends, would be a cheap way to transition to female if you cant afford the surgery

Posted by: Captain Slapballs at May 20, 2019 04:10 PM (+dsLj)

129
AOC and the Bougie Apartment of Doom

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 20, 2019 04:10 PM (OLCnA)

130 101 I get comic books in general - like Dirty Harry, it's a world where a theme of power and ability is put forth to address powerlessness. In the 70s crooks were getting off on all kinds of technicalities so people were frustrated and Dirty Harry spoke to that. But these things have always been allegory.

I get the feelings behind the Left being faced with what they are facing, but I'm not quite cottoning to using real people the way this comic does. It just seems odd and not just a little unhealthy to me.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at May 20, 2019 04:07 PM (IfYaq)

It's just this side of a cult of personality. You know that the only thing keeping a lot of these people from calling AOC the Great Steerswoman is that their peer group wouldn't get the reference.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 20, 2019 04:10 PM (RD7QR)

131 Stupid computer no longer likes the letter 'r'
*Rips*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 20, 2019 04:10 PM (bcbK8)

132 AOC: Now that I have you in the golden lasso of truth, you must explain why socialism is awesome!

Me: Socialism is a complete disaster that has resulted in starvation and a hundred million deaths so far. Also, you're an idiot.

AOC: It's impossible to lie while in this lasso!

Me: What does that tell you, genius?
Posted by: Duke Lowell


Don't strain yourself. She mangles the truth more than I ever could.

Posted by: The Disposall! at May 20, 2019 04:11 PM (nEOLy)

133 Would you let AOC suck your balls

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Nah, once was enough.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at May 20, 2019 04:11 PM (IfYaq)

134 Gal has sex, albeit off camera.

But not with you, so basically a push between her and Lynda.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2019 04:11 PM (39g3+)

135 Lefties can never make up their minds whether to dishonestly drape themselves in the flag or burn it.

I'd be good with one and then the other.

Posted by: West at May 20, 2019 04:11 PM (7Fa8Y)

136 Just FYI - there are over a hundred grams of sugar in a small Chik-Fil-a peach shake.

Enjoy!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 04:11 PM (pUDQf)

137 The McRib is Spam with BBQ sauce.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe a



And it*s not even good bbq sauce.

Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at May 20, 2019 04:08 PM (/Nl5q)
Breaded Spam with lousy bbq sauce, a pickle and slice of onion.I usually get 2, maybe 3.

Posted by: hunh. Just... hunh. at May 20, 2019 04:11 PM (K1IUD)

138 That Babylon Bee take off on her is hilarious.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2019 04:12 PM (ahS0B)

139 OMG.. This affirms that all the leftiest lefties are the emotional age of 12..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 20, 2019 04:12 PM (so+oy)

140 Would you let AOC suck your balls?

Absolutely not!!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2019 04:08 PM (ahS0B)



Donkey chomping down an apple.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 20, 2019 04:12 PM (1g7ch)

141

Is The Mule part of the Freshman Force?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 20, 2019 04:12 PM (aKsyK)

142 AOC and the Bougie Apartment of Doom
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 20, 2019 04:10 PM (OLCnA)

Well done!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2019 04:12 PM (ahS0B)

143 When I gaze upon the countenance of Ms Donkey Chompers, I have to wonder: how close are we to Peak Stupid in this country?

Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2019 04:12 PM (TdMsT)

144 Dude just called into Rick Roberts on DFW Talk Radio and said that Buttplug was impressive in the Town Hall on Fox.

What? Nothing I've seen him do has impressed me in any way, shape or form.

Posted by: Sponge at May 20, 2019 04:12 PM (Zz0t1)

145 glad i gave up on comics and shit when i was about seven years old. opiates for dipshits.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 20, 2019 04:12 PM (KP5rU)

146 I like the part where her greatest foe is economics.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2019 04:13 PM (39g3+)

147 Not to be outdone, here comes Ilan Omar as "Somaliana" with her hijab--that easily transforms into a magic carpet.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2019 04:13 PM (NFEMn)

148 I mean, that Stars n Stripes stuff is just gonna turn her fans off. Trigger them even.

***

No. Recently there's been assloads of graphics using the flag on the left, but as hijabs or with illegals waving it around. To claim ownership over it and forward a complete fantasy on the gullible and stupid.

Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 20, 2019 04:13 PM (62hxx)

149 136
Just FYI - there are over a hundred grams of sugar in a small Chik-Fil-a peach shake.



Enjoy!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019

*
*
. . .
I love their food, but have never cared very much for peach-flavored anything. Do they offer vanilla and/or chocolate shakes?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 20, 2019 04:13 PM (ClOmq)

150 Just FYI - there are over a hundred grams of sugar in a small Chik-Fil-a peach shake.

Enjoy!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 04:11 PM (pUDQf)


Don't have 20 of them a week and you're fine.

Posted by: Sponge at May 20, 2019 04:13 PM (Zz0t1)

151 Would you let AOC suck your balls?

Absolutely not!!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2019 04:08 PM (ahS0B)

------

*spock Eyebrow*

...fascinating.... and unexpected Captain.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2019 04:13 PM (8XRCm)

152 glad i gave up on comics and shit when i was about seven years old. opiates for dipshits.

Pro wrestling and NFL, that's for real geniuses and adults!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2019 04:13 PM (39g3+)

153 150 Just FYI - there are over a hundred grams of sugar in a small Chik-Fil-a peach shake.

Enjoy!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 04:11 PM (pUDQf)

Don't have 20 of them a week and you're fine.
Posted by: Sponge at May 20, 2019 04:13 PM (Zz0t1)

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You're not the boss of me!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 04:13 PM (9cans)

154 $300 bucks for a propaganda comic? There really is a sucker born every minute

Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at May 20, 2019 04:14 PM (2RvNA)

155 For the CFA Smokehouse, I made a hacked version by getting a grilled chicken club and putting my own bbq sauce on it.

Haven't been able to do a substitute for the peach shake though.

Looks like I have dinner plans.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at May 20, 2019 04:14 PM (IfYaq)

156 FWIW Gal Gadot has a tall, slim, model's body but I think she's extremely pretty.
If she ever smiled at me, I think me knees would go just a little weak.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 04:14 PM (JgA4k)

157 Can you hear the drums Fernando-o-o-o??

Posted by: fixerupper



I warned ya . . .

"What's goin' on" by 4 Non-Blondes will now infest your cerebral cortex . . . Forever!

Bwah ha ha!!!

Posted by: Sharkman at May 20, 2019 04:14 PM (fdxBF)

158 I would sue just because the artwork is so bad.

It looks like they made the boobs smaller after drawing the rest of the image. And the waist thicker. Like maybe the sjw's preemptively edited to make it more pc.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at May 20, 2019 04:14 PM (LWu6U)

159 AOC and her cadre of socialists are all cunts.
Male and female.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at May 20, 2019 04:15 PM (0OmEj)

160 >54
What a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2019 04:02 PM (xjiRE)


THIS.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 20, 2019 04:15 PM (sjdRT)

161 52 Can't wait for Jerry Nadler in a speedo as Fatman!
Posted by: ShainS -- Adversity Score = -1600 (full Self-Reliance penalty) at May 20, 2019 04:01 PM (QB5Gw)



Or Pete Buttigieg as Analman.

Was this the same comic with the depiction of Nancy Pelosi showering that had us all throwing up a little?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 20, 2019 04:15 PM (ujg0T)

162 Less like Wonder Woman and more like Dumb Bunny from The Inferior Five and stupid blue jackass

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at May 20, 2019 04:15 PM (wGqjj)

163 What? I was just lamenting on the fact that communism is spreading at such a rapid rate because in the grand scheme of things, we're smaller than Jupiter, so things travel fast.

Posted by: Sponge at May 20, 2019 04:10 PM

****

You're not kidding anyone.
You know the song. And the ride.
That stupid boat ride and all those little dancing dolls singing "It's a Small..."
Gawd. I can't bring myself to say it.

Goes looking for beer.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2019 04:15 PM (0tfLf)

164 As I understand it, her accessories included the Ministry of Truth Laso.

Posted by: WisRich at May 20, 2019 04:15 PM (G0vdT)

165 So you guys just knock off the hate or I'll give you an earworm that'll make you want to shoot yourself.

Posted by: Sharkman


♫ Muskrat Suzie, Muskrat Sam
Doin the jitterbug out in muskrat land
And the shimmy and Sammy's so skinny ♫

Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 04:16 PM (KB6If)

166 Has she ever been photographed without bugeyes?

***

All the time. You just see a lot of them because they're popular in the dextrosphere

Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 20, 2019 04:16 PM (62hxx)

167 So you guys just knock off the hate or I'll give you an earworm that'll make you want to shoot yourself.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 20, 2019 04:04 PM (fdxBF)

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Can you hear the drums Fernando-o-o-o??

Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2019 04:06 PM (8XRCm)

Mah-na-mah-na...

do doo do do

Posted by: SturmToddler at May 20, 2019 04:16 PM (8D42x)

168 If she ever smiled at me, I think me knees would go just a little weak.

Gal Gadot has an advantage over most really beautiful women in that she seems really, really approachable and friendly as opposed to "beautiful but would treat you like a speck" looks.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2019 04:16 PM (39g3+)

169 152; CRT, don't watch that shit either.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 20, 2019 04:16 PM (KP5rU)

170 when the revolution comes, comrades, copyright holders will be first against the wall.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at May 20, 2019 04:16 PM (JziUy)

171 169 152; CRT, don't watch that shit either.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 20, 2019 04:16 PM (KP5rU)

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Nothing but original language Greek drama for this guy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 04:17 PM (9cans)

172 You're not kidding anyone.

You know the song. And the ride.

That stupid boat ride and all those little dancing dolls singing "It's a Small..."

Gawd. I can't bring myself to say it.



Goes looking for beer.
>
I haven't thought the same way about Disney World since finding a dildo for sale in Epcot.

Posted by: FrodoB at May 20, 2019 04:17 PM (ctEmO)

173 113
Would you let AOC suck your balls?



Absolutely not!!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2019 04:08 PM (ahS0B)


Neigh!

Posted by: That guy who yells at May 20, 2019 04:17 PM (ymnmz)

174 So you guys just knock off the hate or I'll give you an earworm that'll make you want to shoot yourself.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 20, 2019 04:04 PM (fdxBF)

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Can you hear the drums Fernando-o-o-o??

Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2019 04:06 PM (8XRCm)

Mah-na-mah-na...

do doo do do
Posted by: SturmToddler



We had joy we had fun
We had seasons in the sun

Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 04:17 PM (KB6If)

175 Have any of the networks announced their Fall TV lineup?

I'm sure one of them has cooked up a series about a young Latina with a cute rack (wink wink) who goes to Washington to fight for Social Justice.....

Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2019 04:17 PM (NFEMn)

176 114 I would totally buy the Babylon Bee's version https://babylonbee.com/news/an-exclusive-look-at-the-new-alexandria-ocasio-cortez-comic-book
Posted by: BigFire at May 20, 2019 04:08 PM (LSx3v)


Awesome! I love the Thomas Sowell panel.

Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2019 04:17 PM (xjiRE)

177 You're not kidding anyone.
You know the song. And the ride.
That stupid boat ride and all those little dancing dolls singing "It's a Small..."
Gawd. I can't bring myself to say it.


I've been to Disneyland many times. I've never ridden that ride. I will never ride that ride.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 20, 2019 04:17 PM (9t0Zz)

178 I'm sure one of them has cooked up a series about a young Latina with a cute rack (wink wink) who goes to Washington to fight for Social Justice.....

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Madam Secretary spinoff.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at May 20, 2019 04:17 PM (IfYaq)

179 Just to be clear, I*m ok with the spam part, but there is just no excuse for lousy bbq sauce.

Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at May 20, 2019 04:18 PM (/Nl5q)

180 166
Has she ever been photographed without bugeyes?


Neiiiigghhhh!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 20, 2019 04:18 PM (ymnmz)

181 171: damn straight. however, bowling for dollars kicks ass.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 20, 2019 04:18 PM (KP5rU)

182 Lynda Carter >. Gal Gadot

Fight me.




They're both welcome to put forward their best case to me.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 20, 2019 04:18 PM (oVJmc)

183 FYI -

There are over 12 ounces of sugar in that 8 oz. bag of oreos I just ate for lunch.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at May 20, 2019 04:18 PM (LWu6U)

184 You don't have to be lonely, at farmers only dot com.

You made me do it.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 20, 2019 04:18 PM (gC2IV)

185 181 171: damn straight. however, bowling for dollars kicks ass.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 20, 2019 04:18 PM (KP5rU)

=========

It's a distinction without a real difference.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 04:18 PM (9cans)

186 175 Have any of the networks announced their Fall TV lineup?

I'm sure one of them has cooked up a series about a young Latina with a cute rack (wink wink) who goes to Washington to fight for Social Justice.....
Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2019 04:17 PM (NFEMn)

They already made a movie about it. Only she's a hot blonde. "Long Shot"

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 20, 2019 04:19 PM (bcbK8)

187 So when is "Donkey Chompers: The Movie" coming out?

Posted by: Roland THTG at May 20, 2019 04:19 PM (88+cf)

188
I'm trying to imagine LBJ in tights and a cape. The pictures in my brain are hideous.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN
*
*
. . .
Ask, and it shall be given ye: https://tinyurl.com/y4gfbs5q
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


How about FDR as Professor Xavier

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 20, 2019 04:19 PM (aKsyK)

189 The only good thing about AOC: she's solidly in the generation that is good w/butt stuff. Oh and tits, those too.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 20, 2019 04:19 PM (NGY3f)

190 Adam Schiff as "Schittman"--wait until he teams up with Peter Buttrieg's "Analman."

Explosive!

Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2019 04:19 PM (NFEMn)

191 Accomplishments:

Uh

Stupid piece of climate change legislation no one will vote for.

Yeah, totally superhero stuff there.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 20, 2019 04:19 PM (Boy/L)

192
Your puny earworms wont affect me...

......because.....

Im walkin on sunshine.
Yeah. Yeah.
Im walkin on sunshine.
Yeah. Yeah.
Im walkin on sunshine.






And dont it feel GOOD!

Hey!

Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2019 04:19 PM (8XRCm)

193 AOC.

DC Comics.

I like parody well enough, but I'm applying the Kissinger Rule to this one.

Posted by: JEM at May 20, 2019 04:19 PM (8erNz)

194 SJW corporations Nike and Adidas begging Trump to end tariffs.

lol get fucked.

Posted by: Ha at May 20, 2019 04:19 PM (MAstk)

195 174; rickb, damn you straight to hell. do not pass go.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 20, 2019 04:19 PM (KP5rU)

196 You know who needs a graphic novel? Sinema. Really, really graphic.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 20, 2019 04:20 PM (nDdGQ)

197 Just FYI - there are over a hundred grams of sugar in a small Chik-Fil-a peach shake.

***

I find that if I stir in 4 packets of sugar it's a lot smoother.

Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 20, 2019 04:20 PM (62hxx)

198 It bothers me that there are people in this world so utterly devoid of intelligence that they think AOC should be worshiped.

It bothers me more that they vote.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 20, 2019 04:20 PM (AB9tT)

199 Is there an Alexandria the Talking Donkey movie in the works.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 04:20 PM (JgA4k)

200 Oh, Cursed Day!

The terrorists have won.

Whataburger is being put up for sale.

Flags should be flying at half-mast all over Texas.



They'll probably get gobbled up by some a-holes like Chucky Cheese

Posted by: naturalfake at May 20, 2019 04:20 PM (9X624)

201 I haven't thought the same way about Disney World since finding a dildo for sale in Epcot.
Posted by: FrodoB at May 20, 2019 04:17 PM (ctEmO)
------
I thought they closed the Wonders of Life pavilion.

Posted by: jhawk90 at May 20, 2019 04:20 PM (Xvo1a)

202 I would totally buy the Babylon Bee's version
https://babylonbee.com/news/an-exclusive-look-at-the-new-alexandria-ocasio-cortez-comic-book

Posted by: BigFire at May 20, 2019 04:08 PM (LSx3v)

When the WOPR daughter was young, Piggy, her stuffed pig, was a pig sniper always on the lookout for cow spies. Now all grown up, she pointed the BB article out to me and said the pig snipers would help the Bovine Boss stop AOC.

Posted by: WOPR - Ewoks, it's like Chuck Norris went to Build-A-Bear and built a super army at May 20, 2019 04:21 PM (J70i0)

203 194 SJW corporations Nike and Adidas begging Trump to end tariffs.

lol get fucked.


I'm waiting for the "STFU or we send out the Coasties to shove your entire inventory into the Pacific before it ever gets to port" tweet.

Posted by: JEM at May 20, 2019 04:21 PM (8erNz)

204 166 Has she ever been photographed without bugeyes?
----------------------
Depends on the angle of the shot when she's doing it doggie style.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 20, 2019 04:21 PM (2LelM)

205 AOC Super Genius:

https://tinyurl.com/yxo9fyox

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 20, 2019 04:21 PM (pw+jk)

206 75 I love the song Dancing Queen.

So you guys just knock off the hate or I'll give you an earworm that'll make you want to shoot yourself.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 20, 2019 04:04 PM (fdxBF)



Knowing me, knowing you.....

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 20, 2019 04:21 PM (ujg0T)

207 So, scorched earth, eh?

Una Paloma Blanca...

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at May 20, 2019 04:21 PM (lKDd/)

208 And dont it feel GOOD!

Hey!
Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2019 04:19 PM (8XRCm)



Do you want me to start "Baby Shark?"

Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2019 04:22 PM (TdMsT)

209 Great BBQ doesn't need sauce. Just gets in the way of the flavor. And some BBQ sauce is fantastic.

Just like water gets in the way of great whiskey.

Actually, not like that at all.

Never tried great BBQ with a great whiskey chaser, though. Hmm.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 20, 2019 04:22 PM (6eEQ+)

210 hardees/carls jr. will buy whataburger and destroy whatever it once was. bank it.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 20, 2019 04:22 PM (KP5rU)

211 The farmer in the dell, the farmer in the dell....

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at May 20, 2019 04:22 PM (IfYaq)

212 So when is "Donkey Chompers: The Movie" coming out?
Posted by: Roland THTG


It'll be the next Lego movie.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 04:23 PM (KB6If)

213 Run, Joey, run!

It's even topical!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at May 20, 2019 04:23 PM (4At28)

214 So you guys just knock off the hate or I'll give you an earworm that'll make you want to shoot yourself.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 20, 2019 04:04 PM (fdxBF)




Knowing me, knowing you.....

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 20, 2019 04:21 PM (ujg0T)


On the day that you were born the angles got together and decided to make a dream come true oooo oo oooo ooo.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 20, 2019 04:23 PM (ymnmz)

215 So, scorched earth, eh?

Una Paloma Blanca...
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at May 20, 2019 04:21 PM (lKDd/)

A-A-A-Afternoon Delight!

Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2019 04:23 PM (NFEMn)

216
Holy Dental Floss AOC! It's your old nemesis Common Sense Man. Watch out for his Logic Ray!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 20, 2019 04:23 PM (OLCnA)

217 I've seen crack whores that make more sense than this chick.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 20, 2019 04:23 PM (7q/JE)

218 205 AOC Super Genius:

https://tinyurl.com/yxo9fyox
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 20, 2019 04:21 PM (pw+jk)
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That can't be real. Funny though.

Posted by: WisRich at May 20, 2019 04:23 PM (G0vdT)

219 Oh, Cursed Day!

The terrorists have won.

Whataburger is being put up for sale.

Flags should be flying at half-mast all over Texas.

***

In other news, 5 Guys has announced its name change to 5 Guys and a Girl.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2019 04:23 PM (0tfLf)

220 The farmer in the dell, the farmer in the dell....
Posted by: WitchDoktor


Puff the magic dragon
Live by the sea

Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 04:23 PM (KB6If)

221 Your puny earworms wont affect me...

......because.....

Im walkin on sunshine.
Yeah. Yeah.
Im walkin on sunshine.
Yeah. Yeah.
Im walkin on sunshine.


And dont it feel GOOD!

Hey!

Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2019 04:19 PM (8XRCm)

I want Candy... I want candy

Posted by: SturmToddler at May 20, 2019 04:23 PM (8D42x)

222 >>> selling for $300 a pop on auction sites.

Idiots, who dis?

Trudeau got his own comic too. Does not mean he will remember in the annals of history as a good Canadian PM. The anals of history perhaps.

Posted by: LizLem at May 20, 2019 04:23 PM (VjxvX)

223 The only good thing about AOC: she's solidly in the generation that is good w/ butt stuff.

Why is this a thing?

The vag is specifically designed to give your prick a good time and to push out babies. The butt is specifically designed to push shit out. It's the inferior hole for sex.

Are guys really so sexually jaded they need to slick their dick in poop to get aroused? Or are they secretly a bit gay and checking out what it'll feel like when they finally indulge?

Posted by: bonhomme at May 20, 2019 04:24 PM (9t0Zz)

224 Groove is in the heaaaart.
Groove is in the heaaart.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 20, 2019 04:24 PM (pw+jk)

225 naturalfake: "Whataburger is being put up for sale."

Wait, what!? It's a Texas institution. They can't do this. To the Alamo!

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 20, 2019 04:24 PM (6eEQ+)

226 hardees/carls jr. will buy whataburger and destroy whatever it once was. bank it.
Posted by: chavez the hugo


Sucker bet. I'm not touching it.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 04:24 PM (KB6If)

227
Are guys really so sexually jaded they need to slick their dick in poop to get aroused? Or are they secretly a bit gay and checking out what it'll feel like when they finally indulge?
Posted by: bonhomme at May 20, 2019 04:24 PM (9t0Zz)

I agree. Never was interested in it.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2019 04:24 PM (NFEMn)

228 And just when I thought Cedric Diggory Batman couldn't look less manly, along comes a comic book character who makes it happen.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at May 20, 2019 04:25 PM (IfYaq)

229 Is there an Alexandria the Talking Donkey movie in the works.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 04:20 PM (JgA4k)


A remake of the Disney movie Gus the field goal kicking donkey

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 20, 2019 04:25 PM (OLCnA)

230
*clears throat*

Wish that I was on ol' Rocky Top
Down in the Tennessee hills.....

Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2019 04:25 PM (8XRCm)

231 Posted by: Batman, unimpressed with your wokeness at May 20, 2019 03:58 PM (/Nl5q)

Nice - and it gives me an idea (if the DC writers actually want it, which I doubt).

A correctly-written Batman could spend an entire arc entertaining himself with putting in the minimal amount of Bat-effort to stop SJW villains. He'd take into account all of the ways they were playing themselves already, and then he'd just tweak this or nudge that, and all their plans would fall apart over and over again. And they'd go to Arkham Asylum... over and over again, unfortunately, because Arkham is infamously a revolving door.

Posted by: They Can't Have My French Fries at May 20, 2019 04:25 PM (DHRa5)

232

Saw a pic of her "boyfriend".

I've seen more impressive muscular development on a 95 year old woman.

Dude is a lump of lard.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at May 20, 2019 04:25 PM (T+ZG/)

233 223; pretty sure you answered your own question there, hoss.

muskrat love.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 20, 2019 04:25 PM (KP5rU)

234 Won't you take me to. . . funkytown?

Posted by: Lipps Inc. at May 20, 2019 04:25 PM (1sNHT)

235 Da-Do-run-run-run da-do-run-run

Posted by: FrodoB at May 20, 2019 04:26 PM (ctEmO)

236
I want Candy... I want candy
Posted by: SturmToddler at May 20, 2019 04:23 PM (8D42x)


I think every high school marching band does that song.

Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2019 04:26 PM (TdMsT)

237 1-877-Kars for kids
K-A-R-S Kars for kids

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 20, 2019 04:26 PM (gC2IV)

238 her hair is much thinner than the drawing. in fact its thinner than Gillibrands and that is uber thin

Posted by: Avi at May 20, 2019 04:26 PM (kSq2k)

239 230
*clears throat*

Wish that I was on ol' Rocky Top
Down in the Tennessee hills.....
Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2019 04:25 PM (8XRCm)

==========

ROCKY TOP! YOU'LL ALWAYS BE! HOME SWEET HOME TO ME!

*UT family member*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 04:26 PM (9cans)

240 Silly reich-wingers.

Milkshakes are for throwing at politicians you don't like, not for consumption.

https://tinyurl.com/y2el4yfg

Posted by: Ann Navarro-whatever at May 20, 2019 04:26 PM (nGsFZ)

241 Are there any AOC versions of hentai? Or really just anything involving tentacle porn?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at May 20, 2019 04:26 PM (/QZNr)

242 S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y Night!
Hey!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2019 04:26 PM (0tfLf)

243 218
205 AOC Super Genius:



https://tinyurl.com/yxo9fyox

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 20, 2019 04:21 PM (pw+jk)

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That can't be real. Funny though.

Posted by: WisRich at May 20, 2019 04:23 PM (G0vdT)

===
Satire?!?!? But totally believable given the subject matter.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 20, 2019 04:26 PM (pw+jk)

244 Would you let AOC suck your balls?


And THIS is why she will always be re-elected.

Posted by: mikeyG at May 20, 2019 04:26 PM (LL1Be)

245 Boy this thread has taken a strange turn down the old dirt road

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2019 04:26 PM (FwN37)

246

Alexandria, I am your grandfather.

Posted by: Francis the talking mule at May 20, 2019 04:26 PM (aKsyK)

247 Puny earworms

>Showers wash all my cares away;
I wake up to a sunny day,
'cause I love a rainy night.
Yeah, I love a rainy night.
Well, I love a rainy night.

Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 20, 2019 04:26 PM (62hxx)

248 And dont it feel GOOD!



Hey!



Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2019 04:19 PM (8XRCm)



I want Candy... I want candy

Posted by: SturmToddler at May 20, 2019

*
*
. . .
The Candy Man can

'Cause he mixes it with love

And makes the world taste good


Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 20, 2019 04:26 PM (ClOmq)

249 *UT family member*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 04:26 PM (9cans)

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ITS BECAUSE YOURE ALL RELATED ANYWAY!!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2019 04:27 PM (8XRCm)

250 So, scorched earth, eh?

Una Paloma Blanca...
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at May 20, 2019 04:21 PM (lKDd/)

A-A-A-Afternoon Delight!
Posted by: JoeF.


The Night Chicago Died

Posted by: The Disposall! at May 20, 2019 04:27 PM (nEOLy)

251 Posted by: bonhomme at May 20, 2019 04:24 PM (9t0Zz)

Well, I'm glad you brought it up, not me, but I think Brave Sir Robin is unlikely to be having sex with A O-C.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2019 04:27 PM (ahS0B)

252 Mumble mumble mumble badadada....Hey, Macarena!

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at May 20, 2019 04:27 PM (IfYaq)

253 *clears throat*

Wish that I was on ol' Rocky Top
Down in the Tennessee hills.....
Posted by: fixerupper


Hit yourself in the nuts with a 3 lb sledge. Your voice isn't high enough.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 04:27 PM (KB6If)

254 And dont it feel GOOD!

Hey!
Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2019 04:19 PM (8XRCm)

Do you want me to start "Baby Shark?"

Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2019 04:22 PM (TdMsT)

I had to laugh in the last round of the playoffs. the Colorado avalanche were beating San Jose at home, and during a break ini play they put that on the speaker system on a NATIONAL broadcast...

they lost the series, but it was still funny as hell.

I hope ST. Louis does the same thing tomorrow before closing out the series.

Posted by: SturmToddler at May 20, 2019 04:27 PM (8D42x)

255 241 Are there any AOC versions of hentai? Or really just anything involving tentacle porn?

Asking for a friend.
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I had my son's iPhone and downloaded a tentacle pron video and gave it back to him. I'm still laughing.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 20, 2019 04:27 PM (2LelM)

256 1-877-Kars for kids

K-A-R-S Kars for kids



*claws out eyes, laughing maniacally*

Posted by: mikeyG at May 20, 2019 04:27 PM (LL1Be)

257 800-5-3-8-2-300, Empiiire!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at May 20, 2019 04:27 PM (4At28)

258 Just FYI - there are over a hundred grams of sugar in a small Chik-Fil-a peach shake.

Enjoy!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 04:11 PM (pUDQf)
* * * *

Fabulous! No wonder it tastes so good! I order the large, drink half and then put the rest in the freezer for the next day. Cheaper than ordering two smalls!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at May 20, 2019 04:28 PM (RkS3d)

259 So, scorched earth, eh?

Una Paloma Blanca...
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at May 20, 2019 04:21 PM (lKDd/)

A-A-A-Afternoon Delight!
Posted by: JoeF.


The Night Chicago Died
Posted by: The Disposall!


Billy don't be a hero
Don't be a fool with your life

Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 04:28 PM (KB6If)

260 Don't Worry...Be Happy

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 20, 2019 04:28 PM (e46OR)

261 Why is it that the right is perpetually mocked as stupid, but the left repeatedly returns to comic books and memes in order to appeal to its mouth-breather base?

Projection ain't just a river in Egypt.

Posted by: red speck at May 20, 2019 04:28 PM (6Krd7)

262 It's the inferior hole for sex.

***

Um. Posterior.

Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 20, 2019 04:28 PM (62hxx)

263 Nike and Adidas begging Trump to end tariffs.

Do either of these dipshits produce a single shoe in the US?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 20, 2019 04:28 PM (Boy/L)

264 >>>53 Would you let AOC suck your balls?


As long as a garbage disposal is not involved... yes.

Posted by: wooga at May 20, 2019 04:28 PM (/QZNr)

265 Well,



I like big butts and I cannot lie.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at May 20, 2019 04:29 PM (IfYaq)

266 Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2019 04:26 PM (FwN37)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2019 04:29 PM (ahS0B)

267
*UT family member*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 04:26 PM (9cans)

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I didn't know you were a Texan. 'Cause that's the only UT there is.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 20, 2019 04:29 PM (gC2IV)

268 And really... "who dis?" on the cover?


Is that latin ebonics?

Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at May 20, 2019 04:29 PM (sktRI)

269 224 Groove is in the heaaaart.
Groove is in the heaaart.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 20, 2019 04:24 PM (pw+jk)

deeeeeEEEEEEELITE!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 20, 2019 04:29 PM (RD7QR)

270 Earworms? Call Jenny.

Posted by: 8675309 at May 20, 2019 04:29 PM (6eEQ+)

271 There's a dead skunk in the Middle of the Road.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at May 20, 2019 04:29 PM (jsWA8)

272
Apparently there were only 250 copies of this variant printed.

In 10 years, all 250 will have been incinerated by Global Warming.

Posted by: mikeyG at May 20, 2019 04:29 PM (LL1Be)

273 Are guys really so sexually jaded they need to slick their dick in poop to get aroused? Or are they secretly a bit gay and checking out what it'll feel like when they finally indulge?

*************

Dont be so anal

Posted by: Captain Slapballs at May 20, 2019 04:29 PM (+dsLj)

274 Hey Baby I'm the telephone Man,
show me where you want it and I'll put it where I can...

Posted by: The Disposall! at May 20, 2019 04:29 PM (nEOLy)

275 Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 20, 2019 04:26 PM (pw+jk


Actually given all the "gender" confusion, it's good to see she is a traditionalist!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 20, 2019 04:30 PM (3hr5B)

276 was she born without eyelashes?

Posted by: Avi at May 20, 2019 04:30 PM (kSq2k)

277 EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!

Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2019 04:30 PM (TdMsT)

278 "Plunder Woman".

Posted by: SaltyDonnie at May 20, 2019 04:30 PM (i6shs)

279 Nike is so over priced now I wouldn't buy their stuff even if wasn't boycotting them.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 20, 2019 04:30 PM (e46OR)

280 Tall and tan and young and lovely
The girl from Impanema goes walking and

Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 04:30 PM (KB6If)

281 Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2019 04:26 PM (FwN37) sorry.

The threads that don't take a weird turn are few and fair between. I've learned this in my six years or so of posting here.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2019 04:30 PM (ahS0B)

282 So, scorched earth, eh?

Una Paloma Blanca...
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at May 20, 2019 04:21 PM (lKDd/)

A-A-A-Afternoon Delight!
Posted by: JoeF.


The Night Chicago Died

Posted by: The Disposall! at May 20, 2019 04:27 PM (nEOLy)

Never gonna give you, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and forget you...

Posted by: SturmToddler at May 20, 2019 04:30 PM (8D42x)

283 "Superhero!"


"Huh? I'll have the soup!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2019 04:30 PM (AURKQ)

284 So, scorched earth, eh?

Una Paloma Blanca...
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at May 20, 2019 04:21 PM (lKDd/)

A-A-A-Afternoon Delight!
Posted by: JoeF.


The Night Chicago Died
Posted by: The Disposall!


Billy don't be a hero
Don't be a fool with your life
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 04:28 PM (KB6If)

Don't start with me, amateurs.

I've never seen him act this way,
My God, he's goin' crazy
He said he's gonna make you pay
For what we done-- he's got a GUN!
So run, Joey run, Joey run!

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 20, 2019 04:30 PM (Boy/L)

285 The night they drove old Dixie down. And the bells were ringin
They went la la la la la la lalalalaa

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 20, 2019 04:31 PM (gC2IV)

286 245 Boy this thread has taken a strange turn down the old dirt road
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2019 04:26 PM (FwN37)

When you hear the banjos, grab your gun.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 20, 2019 04:31 PM (RD7QR)

287 *UT family member*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 04:26 PM (9cans)


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You're probably old enough to remember when Peyton Manning brought home the National Champioship his senior year huh.....???

Posted by: THE BLACKSHIRTS at May 20, 2019 04:31 PM (8XRCm)

288 Hey Mr Tally man
tally me bananas

Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 04:31 PM (KB6If)

289 Alright, who let the dogs out?

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at May 20, 2019 04:31 PM (IfYaq)

290
$300 for a comic book subjected to a cease and desist order?

Imagine ... (just imagine!) ... what her sex tape(s) will sell for!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2019 04:31 PM (pNxlR)

291 Ooga shocka ooga ooga ooga shocka

Posted by: Blue Swede at May 20, 2019 04:31 PM (1sNHT)

292 Boy you guys are picking some interesting topics to discuss.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 20, 2019 04:31 PM (dUJdY)

293 Ring my beeeelll. Ring my bell.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 20, 2019 04:31 PM (pw+jk)

294 So, scorched earth, eh?

Una Paloma Blanca...
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at May 20, 2019 04:21 PM (lKDd/)

A-A-A-Afternoon Delight!
Posted by: JoeF.


The Night Chicago Died
Posted by: The Disposall!


Billy don't be a hero
Don't be a fool with your life
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 04:28 PM (KB6If)

Don't start with me, amateurs.

I've never seen him act this way,
My God, he's goin' crazy
He said he's gonna make you pay
For what we done-- he's got a GUN!
So run, Joey run, Joey run!
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)


Indiana Wants me, Lord I can't go back there

Posted by: The Disposall! at May 20, 2019 04:31 PM (nEOLy)

295 Billy don't be a hero
Don't be a fool with your life
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 04:28 PM (KB6If)

I'll admit that a couple of lines in that song put a lump in my throat.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 20, 2019 04:31 PM (e46OR)

296 Billy Jo Mac Alister jumped off the Talahatchee Bridge.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 20, 2019 04:32 PM (2LelM)

297 What your friends all say is fine,


But it can't compete with this pillow talk of mine!


You can't find love on a one way street;


It takes two to tango, takes two to meet and compete. . . .


Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 20, 2019 04:32 PM (ClOmq)

298 Meanwhile, the few copies that made it to the stands before the cease-and-desist are selling for $300 a pop on auction sites.

Can you feel the socialism?!


Capitalism has an unstoppable Game-Over Death Weapon which defeats socialism every time: Co-option.

Every single idea, meme, design, image, graphic, philosophy or music coming out of the socialist movement will immediately be packaged and sold back to the pseudo-socialist cretins at a profit. It happens so fast and co comprehensively that for most Juvenile Communists, they only way they even learn about leftist memes in the first place is on capitalist products -- the Che Guevara short being the most famous example, along with Clash albums, Barack Obama biographies and AOC comix.

Capitalism co-opts socialism with a market-driven agility so shameless that it would make Adam Smith blush.

Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 04:32 PM (5tb4C)

299 Every communist ever: All your intellectual property are belong to us. Likewise your cash, real estate, food, and children.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 20, 2019 04:32 PM (0OWcv)

300 Rollin!


In my 5.0...

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 04:32 PM (pUDQf)

301 Just stop it with the songs!

I now have Macarena on YouTube and am thinking about... "Wannabe". Yikes.

Who am I?

Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at May 20, 2019 04:32 PM (sktRI)

302 I'd say this thread went off the rails but I don't think it was ever on them.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 04:32 PM (NWiLs)

303 My folks were always putting him down
They said he came from the wrong side of town
They told me he was bad but I knew he was sad
That's why I fell for

Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 20, 2019 04:32 PM (62hxx)

304 Can't resist temptation: "Nike is so over priced now I wouldn't buy their stuff even if wasn't boycotting them."

No, please don't do that! If you don't buy their shoes, we'll go homeless and lose tattoo privileges!

Posted by: NBA at May 20, 2019 04:32 PM (6eEQ+)

305 Listen while I play, my green tambourine

Posted by: Lemon Pipers at May 20, 2019 04:32 PM (1sNHT)

306 When you hear the banjos, grab your gun.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 20, 2019 04:31 PM (RD7QR)

Ok that there is funny

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2019 04:33 PM (FwN37)

307 295 Billy don't be a hero
Don't be a fool with your life
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 04:28 PM (KB6If)

I'll admit that a couple of lines in that song put a lump in my throat.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 20, 2019 04:31 PM (e46OR)

They fill me with rage against the band

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 20, 2019 04:33 PM (bcbK8)

308 I'll admit that a couple of lines in that song put a lump in my throat.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 20, 2019 04:31 PM (e46OR)

Word up!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 04:33 PM (pUDQf)

309 See the USA
In your Chevrolet

Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 04:33 PM (KB6If)

310
278 "Plunder Woman".
Posted by: SaltyDonnie at May 20, 2019 04:30 PM (i6shs)


Blunder Woman and 'Stace, her adorably obtuse tank.

Knight Rider for the woke'uns!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2019 04:33 PM (pNxlR)

311 Is this the worse song ever recorded thread?

Muskrat Love.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 20, 2019 04:33 PM (dUJdY)

312 If this thread is off the rails then..

I would walk 500 miles.....

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at May 20, 2019 04:33 PM (IfYaq)

313 I'd say this thread went off the rails but I don't think it was ever on them.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 04:32 PM (NWiLs)

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Crazy. But thats how it goes.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2019 04:33 PM (8XRCm)

314 the Che Guevara short = the Che Guevara shirt

Although, Che Guevara shorts would be a clever product as well.

Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 04:33 PM (5tb4C)

315 295; i usually laugh uncontrollably. dumbest piece of shit ever. almost as bad as ben.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 20, 2019 04:33 PM (KP5rU)

316 Are guys really so sexually jaded


Um, yeah.

Posted by: mikeyG at May 20, 2019 04:33 PM (LL1Be)

317 Well, I'm glad you brought it up, not me, but I think Brave Sir Robin is unlikely to be having sex with A O-C.
==============
Yeah, she had her chance. Then she served me a crappy margarita. Game. Over.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 20, 2019 04:34 PM (NGY3f)

318 > the Che Guevara short being the most famous example, along with Clash albums, Barack Obama biographies and AOC comix.

As someone once put it: If Che were alive today, he'd be saying "Hey, commies! Where are my royalties for all those shirts and posters?"

That's why I always chuckle when a hard-left site starts serving me popups begging for cash.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 20, 2019 04:34 PM (0OWcv)

319 graphic, philosophy or music coming out of the socialist movement will immediately be packaged and sold back to the pseudo-socialist cretins at a profit.

***

Take these ropes for example!

Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 20, 2019 04:34 PM (62hxx)

320
One tin solider rides awaaaay!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2019 04:34 PM (pNxlR)

321 @ 284 - See me at 213.

Neener!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at May 20, 2019 04:34 PM (4At28)

322 See them out on the street at night, walkin' --


Picking up on all kinds of strangers --


If the price is right you can score,


If your pocket's nice

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 20, 2019 04:34 PM (ClOmq)

323 That's the night that the lights went out in Georgia
That's the night they hanged an innocent man

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 20, 2019 04:34 PM (gC2IV)

324

I've had nothing but bad luck
Since the day I saw the cat at my door
So I came here to you, sweet lady
Answering your mystical call
Crystal ball on the table
Showing the future, the past
Same cat with them evil eyes
And I knew it was a spell she'd cast

She's just a devil woman
With evil on her mind
Beware the devil woman
She's gonna get you
She's just a devil woman
With evil on her mind
Beware the devil woman
She's gonna get you from behind

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at May 20, 2019 04:34 PM (T+ZG/)

325
Let's all go to the lobby
Let's all go to the lobby
Let's all go to the lobby, and get ourselves a treat

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 20, 2019 04:34 PM (TAmPV)

326 Who is this female superhero character "Wonder Woman" they are talking about? I thought Captain Marvel was the first and only female superhero to be featured in movies?

Posted by: savert at May 20, 2019 04:34 PM (RDwMg)

327 some donkey ears on her would take care of that infringement problem.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 20, 2019 04:34 PM (OX6sG)

328 I'd say this thread went off the rails but I don't think it was ever on them.
Posted by: Insomniac


You have ten, TEN comments to get shit said!
Then, we are off to the races!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 04:34 PM (KB6If)

329 That's right, silly rabbit
Tricks are made for kids, don't you know that?
You without me: like cornflake without the milk
It's my world--you just a squirrel, tryin' to get a nut

Posted by: Lemon Pipers at May 20, 2019 04:35 PM (1sNHT)

330 > Although, Che Guevara shorts would be a clever product as well.

Just don't make them star-spangled booty shorts like the real Wonder Woman wears, or DC will sue your ass.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 20, 2019 04:35 PM (0OWcv)

331 Who am I?

Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at May 20, 2019 04:32 PM (sktRI)



Who are you?
Cause I really want to know
Come on tell me who are you you you oh you

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 20, 2019 04:35 PM (OLCnA)

332 Let's all go to the lobby
Let's all go to the lobby
Let's all go to the lobby, and get ourselves a treat
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic


*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 04:35 PM (KB6If)

333 seeing as how we are discussing AOC,

shouldn't we be doing the locomotion...?

Posted by: SturmToddler at May 20, 2019 04:35 PM (8D42x)

334 earworm wars!

"Heart Of Gold"






I want to live

I want to give

I've been a miner for a heart of gold

It's these expressions

I never give

That keep me searching for a heart of gold



And I'm getting old

Keep me searching for a heart of gold

And I'm getting old



I've been to Hollywood

I've been to Redwood

I crossed the ocean for a heart of gold

I've been in my mind

It's such a fine line

That keeps me searching for a heart of gold



And I'm getting old

Keeps me searching for a heart of gold

And I'm getting old



Keep me searching for a heart of gold

You keep me searching and I'm growing old

Keep me searching for a heart of gold

I've been a miner for a heart of gold

Posted by: neil young at May 20, 2019 04:35 PM (K1IUD)

335 Billy don't be a hero
Don't be a fool with your life
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 04:28 PM (KB6If)

I'll admit that a couple of lines in that song put a lump in my throat.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 20, 2019 04:31 PM


And a bullet in Billy's ass.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2019 04:35 PM (0tfLf)

336 Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 20, 2019 04:34 PM (NGY3f)

LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2019 04:35 PM (ahS0B)

337 Plunder Woman


I am choking to death here.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 04:35 PM (KzvQU)

338 I was born in the wagon of a travelin show, my momma used to dance for the money they'd throw.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 04:35 PM (pUDQf)

339 They're both welcome to put forward their best case to me.

Sure, one on each knee, they can do their best to win my heart.

Is this the worse song ever recorded thread?

https://youtu.be/xuIAcZ_BS64

That is the worst song ever recorded

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2019 04:35 PM (39g3+)

340 Just stop it with the songs!

***

Patches, I'm depending on you, son

Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 20, 2019 04:36 PM (62hxx)

341 The second picture makes Sandy O-C look more thoughtful
--------

Anything short of a thought bubble with a "?" in it would make her look more thoughtful.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2019 04:36 PM (xSo9G)

342 I wish I were an Oscar Meyer wiener....

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at May 20, 2019 04:36 PM (IfYaq)

343 Theme to Gilligan's Island.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 20, 2019 04:36 PM (e46OR)

344 Ice, ice, baby.
Ice, ice, baby.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 20, 2019 04:36 PM (pw+jk)

345 Is that Tootie Green? or is it the Dashboard lights?

Posted by: CSMBigBird at May 20, 2019 04:36 PM (jsWA8)

346 Are guys really so sexually jaded they need to slick their dick in poop to get aroused?

(1) it's a novelty, and (2) modern porn has removed any 'gay taint' to anal, so it is within the realm of normal hetero 'spicing things up' experimenting.

Personally, it's only interesting in theory and on film. In the real world, it is logistically a Very Bad Idea.

Posted by: wooga at May 20, 2019 04:36 PM (/QZNr)

347 @ 284 - See me at 213.
Neener!
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at May 20, 2019 04:34 PM (4At2

Fine. I warned you.

She said, "Rocky I've never been in love before, don't know if I can do it,
But if you let me lean on you, take my hand I might get through it.
Oh and I said, " Baby oh sweet baby it's love will set us free, and
God knows if the world should end your love is safe with me.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 20, 2019 04:36 PM (Boy/L)

348 I am choking to death here.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 04:35 PM (KzvQU)


-----

DAMN YOU!!!!

YOU CHANGED YOUR HASH AND RUINED MY CHOKE JOKE!!

Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2019 04:36 PM (8XRCm)

349 > Are guys really so sexually jaded they need to slick their dick in poop to get aroused?

A friend of a fried supposedly once caught a shipmate having sex with a halibut.

Yeah, they'd been out on the fishing grounds for a while.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 20, 2019 04:36 PM (0OWcv)

350 OK, I think I can top them all:

I was born and raised down in Alabama
On a farm way back up in the woods
I was so ragged that folks used to call me Patches
Papa used to tease me about it
'Cause deep down inside he was hurt
'Cause he'd done all he could

My papa was a great old man
I can see him with a shovel in his hands, see
Education he never had
He did wonders when the times got bad
The little money from the crops he raised
Barely paid the bills we made

For, life had kick him down to the ground
When he tried to get up
Life would kick him back down
One day Papa called me to his dyin' bed
Put his hands on my shoulders
And in his tears he said

He said, Patches
I'm dependin' on you, son
To pull the family through
My son, it's all left up to you

Two days later Papa passed away, and
I became a man that day
So I told Mama I was gonna quit school, but
She said that was Daddy's strictest rule

So every mornin' 'fore I went to school
I fed the chickens and I chopped wood too
Sometimes I felt that I couldn't go on
I wanted to leave, just run away from home
But I would remember what my daddy said
With tears in his eyes on his dyin' bed

He said, Patches
I'm dependin' on you, son
I tried to do my best
It's up to you to do the rest

Then one day a strong rain came
And washed all the crops away
And at the age of 13 I thought
I was carryin' the weight of the
Whole world on my shoulders
And you know, Mama knew
What I was goin' through, 'cause

Every day I had to work the fields
'Cause that's the only way we got our meals
You see, I was the oldest of the family
And everybody else depended on me
Every night I heard my Mama pray
Lord, give him the strength to make another day

So years have passed and all the kids are grown
The angels took Mama to a brand new home
Lord knows, people, I shedded tears
But my daddy's voice kept me through the years

Sing,
Patches, I'm dependin' on you, son
To pull the family through
My son, it's all left up to you

Oh, I can still hear Papa's voice sayin'
Patches, I'm dependin' on you, son
I've tried to do my best
It's up to you to do the rest

I can still hear Papa, what he said
Patches, I'm dependin' on you, son
To pull the family through
My son, it's all left up to you

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 20, 2019 04:37 PM (ujg0T)

351 Posted by: Captain Slapballs at May 20, 2019 04:29 PM (+dsLj)


OK this sock made me spit my seltzer.

...wait, it is a sock isn't it?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 20, 2019 04:37 PM (OX6sG)

352
341 The second picture makes Sandy O-C look more thoughtful


That's the "tell" that it is fantasy

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2019 04:37 PM (pNxlR)

353
Keep me searching for a heart of gold

You keep me searching and I'm growing old

Keep me searching for a heart of gold

I've been a miner for a heart of gold
Posted by: neil young at May 20, 2019 04:35 PM (K1IUD)

This never gets old.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2019 04:37 PM (NFEMn)

354
We've been good, but we can't last,


Hurry, Christmas, hurry fast!


Want a plane that loops the loop,

(Me, I want a Hula-Hoop!)


We can hardly stand the wait,


Please, Christmas, don't be late!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 20, 2019 04:37 PM (ClOmq)

355 > Anything short of a thought bubble with a "?" in it would make her look more thoughtful.

Remember the old-school dial tone on landlines?

That's what I imagine her thought process sounding like.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 20, 2019 04:37 PM (0OWcv)

356 Let's all go to the lobby

Let's all go to the lobby

Let's all go to the lobby, and get ourselves a treat

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic

====
WOW. Somebody went nuclear.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 20, 2019 04:38 PM (pw+jk)

357
Winchester Cathedral
you're bringing me down
you stood and you watched as
my baby left town

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 20, 2019 04:38 PM (OLCnA)

358 I said, what what, in the butt
I said, what what, in the butt
I said, what what, in the butt
I said, what what, in the butt
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
Let's do it in the butt, okay.

Posted by: Butters at May 20, 2019 04:38 PM (6eEQ+)

359
Timothy! Timothy!
Where on Earth did you go?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 04:38 PM (KzvQU)

360 Although, Che Guevara shorts would be a clever product as well.

Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 04:33 PM


I thought somebody somewhere made a set of boxers with Castro on the front. His open mouth is where the fly was.
I neve bought a pair but one could do the same with certain politicians.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2019 04:38 PM (0tfLf)

361 Working 9 to 5!

What a way to make a livin'!

Posted by: Big Boobs at May 20, 2019 04:38 PM (pUDQf)

362 Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2019 04:37 PM (pNxlR)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2019 04:38 PM (ahS0B)

363 Are guys really so sexually jaded


Horseman Babies.

*mic drop*

Posted by: mikeyG at May 20, 2019 04:38 PM (LL1Be)

364 I was born in the wagon of a travelin show, my momma used to dance for the money they'd throw.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
--------

Gypsies...tramps and thieves...or fleas, or whatever.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2019 04:38 PM (xSo9G)

365 Devil's Due Comics is running a comic about AOC called "Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and the Freshman Force

Shoulda called it the "Freshman Farce."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 20, 2019 04:38 PM (if8r4)

366 Do the Hustle

Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 04:38 PM (KB6If)

367 Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2019 04:37 PM (pNxlR)

Sorry.

Good point!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2019 04:38 PM (ahS0B)

368 That's right
Uh huh
I said get off of the street
Get off of the street, boy
People gonna think, yes they're gonna think
People gonna people gonna think you're SPAZZ!

Posted by: The Elastik Band at May 20, 2019 04:38 PM (1sNHT)

369 yoyoyoyoy

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 20, 2019 04:38 PM (RuIsu)

370 OK this sock made me spit my seltzer.

That makes two of us. I'm still laughing.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 20, 2019 04:39 PM (dUJdY)

371 Disco
Disco duck
Disco
Disco duck

Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 04:39 PM (KB6If)

372 366 Do the Hustle
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 04:38 PM (KB6If)

...Do the Hustle

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 20, 2019 04:39 PM (bcbK8)

373 For the best night's sleep
In the whole wide world.
Visit My Pillow.

Dot Com.

Posted by: mikeyG at May 20, 2019 04:39 PM (LL1Be)

374 You take your average caveman . . .

In his cave . . .

Listenin' to his stereo . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 20, 2019 04:39 PM (ClOmq)

375 Where on Earth did you go?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 04:38 PM (KzvQU)


In someones tummy.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 20, 2019 04:39 PM (dUJdY)

376 Are guys really so sexually jaded they need to slick their dick in poop to get aroused?

A friend of a fried supposedly once caught a shipmate having sex with a halibut.

Yeah, they'd been out on the fishing grounds for a while.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 20, 2019 04:36 PM (0OWcv)

someone should introduce him to the tranny that had a vagina made from tilapia....

Posted by: SturmToddler at May 20, 2019 04:39 PM (8D42x)

377 DOJ To Nadler: 'Congress may not constitutionally compel the President's senior advisors testify'

Posted by: Ha at May 20, 2019 04:40 PM (MAstk)

378 "I would do anything for love, but I won't do that."

Apparently Meatloaf finally admitted that "that" was letting his gf do him in the butt with a strapon.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 20, 2019 04:40 PM (0OWcv)

379 Antici...................














pation!

Posted by: Dr Frankenfurter at May 20, 2019 04:40 PM (pUDQf)

380 Let's all go to the lobby

Let's all go to the lobby

Let's all go to the lobby, and get ourselves a treat

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic

====
WOW. Somebody went nuclear.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable


That's close to war crimes.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 04:40 PM (KB6If)

381 Who am I?
Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at May 20, 2019 04:32 PM


IIRC, from back when you hung out on the ONT, before movin' on up to the East Side, Mrs. Bozo Conservative?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 20, 2019 04:40 PM (O7aSd)

382
It was the dark of the moon
On the sixth of June
In a Kenworth pulling logs . . .

Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2019 04:41 PM (8XRCm)

383 There was such good rock music in the 70s......and quite a load of novelty crap.

Posted by: The Disposall! at May 20, 2019 04:41 PM (nEOLy)

384 Speaking of slightly gay, I might have a little man crush on Seb Gorka.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 20, 2019 04:41 PM (NGY3f)

385 Where on Earth did you go?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 04:38 PM (KzvQU)

In someones tummy.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 20, 2019 04:39 PM (dUJdY)

is that lovin in their tummy?

Posted by: SturmToddler at May 20, 2019 04:41 PM (8D42x)

386 All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth
My two front teeth. My two front teeth.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 20, 2019 04:41 PM (gC2IV)

387
Would it be waving a red cape in front of a bull to confront pro-abortion fanatics by singing "You're Having Muh BayBee"?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2019 04:41 PM (pNxlR)

388 DC and AOC: When Private Corporations Censor the Left, Both Sides Are Wrong

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at May 20, 2019 04:41 PM (a6lHh)

389 371 Disco
Disco duck
Disco
Disco duck
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 04:39 PM (KB6If)



In fairness, do intentional mockeries and parodies count?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 20, 2019 04:41 PM (ujg0T)

390
I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
Lord, I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 04:42 PM (KzvQU)

391 When Bertha got moving
Her hips were humming in the wind
The ground started shaking
No grass grew where she'd been

Posted by: The Jimmy Castor Bunch at May 20, 2019 04:42 PM (1sNHT)

392

To be fair, she does have the cans to fill that costume. She doesn't have the looks of Linda Carter (or Gail Gadot), but she has (had) the curves.


I'm betting the freshman Congresswoman 15 (or 50) is coming along nicely

Posted by: hobgoblin at May 20, 2019 04:42 PM (w+Z9D)

393 Down by the river that runs by the coal-yard
Stand wooden houses with shutters torn down.
There lives a girl everybody calls Patches,
Patches, my darling, of old shanty-town.

*sniff*

Posted by: The Eponymous Hugh Tootooie at May 20, 2019 04:42 PM (hu22E)

394 >>Groove is in the heaaaart.
Groove is in the heaaart.



I loved Lady Miss Kier

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 04:42 PM (488xF)

395 Ha: "DOJ To Nadler: 'Congress may not constitutionally compel the President's senior advisors testify'"

Harrumph! Then I'm compelled to eat a tub of fried butter.

Posted by: Nadler to DOJ at May 20, 2019 04:42 PM (6eEQ+)

396 I want you,


I need you,


But there ain't no way


I'm ever gonna love you. . . .


Now don't be sad,


'Cause two out of three ain't bad

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 20, 2019 04:42 PM (ClOmq)

397 381 Who am I?
Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at May 20, 2019 04:32 PM

IIRC, from back when you hung out on the ONT, before movin' on up to the East Side, Mrs. Bozo Conservative?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 20, 2019 04:40 PM (O7aSd)

In a deeeeeluxe apartment
In the skyyyhyyyyhyyy?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 20, 2019 04:42 PM (RD7QR)

398 Isinglass, made from the bladders of sturgeon has been used for the clarification of beer and wine for centuries.

Might pass for a faux vagina in a pinch.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 20, 2019 04:43 PM (1ISKN)

399 There was such good rock music in the 70s......and quite a load of novelty crap.
Posted by: The Disposall!


Breaker 19, it looks like we got us a convoy!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 04:43 PM (KB6If)

400 is that lovin in their tummy?

Posted by: SturmToddler at May 20, 2019 04:41 PM (8D42x)

We can take care of that!

Posted by: Planned parenthood at May 20, 2019 04:43 PM (OX6sG)

401 Hmmm, an A on her costume?

Bet is the only 'A' she ever got, sure as hell didn't get many in school.

Posted by: Don Q at May 20, 2019 04:43 PM (NgKpN)

402 I've got an old mule and her name is Sal AOC, fifteen miles on the erie canal.

Posted by: Archer at May 20, 2019 04:43 PM (gmo/4)

403 I am gonna bust out some Madonna if you fuckers don't quit this shit!

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 04:43 PM (488xF)

404 > I'm betting the freshman Congresswoman 15 (or 50) is coming along nicely

In ten years she's going to look exactly like that dead-eyed harridan who was standing next to her at the SOTU.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 20, 2019 04:43 PM (0OWcv)

405 ok, so not exactly a song, per say...

but cast into your minds eye anything from the Star Wars Christmas Special...

Posted by: SturmToddler at May 20, 2019 04:43 PM (8D42x)

406 Left alone with big fat fanny,

She was such a naughty nanny!

Posted by: Bucky at May 20, 2019 04:43 PM (pUDQf)

407 So some rinky-dink company pulls a few hundred books, sells the regular covers, and gets a ton of free publicity. It's almost like a....stunt, or something....

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 20, 2019 04:43 PM (oVJmc)

408


Personally, it's only interesting in theory and on film. In the real world, it is logistically a Very Bad Idea.
Posted by: wooga


Yup. Only good in theory.

Or after she does a colonoscopy prep.

Posted by: hobgoblin at May 20, 2019 04:43 PM (w+Z9D)

409 "You're Having Muh BayBee"?

Good Lord, I take it back. THAT is the worse song ever recorded.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 20, 2019 04:43 PM (dUJdY)

410 Take a letter Maria
Address it to my wife
Say I won't be coming home
Going to start a new life

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 20, 2019 04:43 PM (mSMPg)

411
'Cause two out of three ain't bad

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 20, 2019 04:42 PM



But one is the loneliest number.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2019 04:44 PM (0tfLf)

412 Here, Fluffy...
Where are you? Where are you?

First time I saw Fluffy, was a cold December night
Shivering in the darkness by the roadside
A lost and lonesome puppy that couldn't really walk, but tried
To run to me somehow, I knew my Fluffy would always be by my side

I took you home and cared for you and nursed you back to health
Everyday we would run and play
How we've grown to love each other, everywhere we go
You and me, somehow I knew my Fluffy would always be by my side

Here, Fluffy...
Where are you? Where are you?
Oh, how much you mean to me

One day we went camping and little Fluffy got lost
Oh, where? Oh, where could Fluffy be?
We looked but couldn't find you when it was time to go
Somewhere my Fluffy's looking for me

Now I'm lost and lonesome, I'm wondering everywhere
Looking for my Fluffy, please come home
Got so dark, I lost my way then Fluffy came to me
And led me home, somehow I knew my Fluffy would always be by my side

Here, Fluffy...
Where are you? Where are you?
Oh, how much you mean to me

Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 04:44 PM (5tb4C)

413 Take the skinheads bowling
Take them bowling

Posted by: Miklos, utterly clueless at May 20, 2019 04:44 PM (QzkSJ)

414 357
Winchester Cathedral
you're bringing me down
you stood and you watched as
my baby left town


Always wondered what a pile of stone and bricks was supposed to do about his baby leaving town.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 20, 2019 04:44 PM (3AmWB)

415 Al Sharpton regrets using anti-Jewish rhetoric
Controversial reverend says he caused harm in inciting Crown Hights riots in which a student was killed, other violence.

Fuck You. To LIttle, To Late. Apology not accepted. And fuck you again

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2019 04:44 PM (FwN37)

416 There was such good rock music in the 70s......and quite a load of novelty crap.
Posted by: The Disposall! at May 20, 2019 04:41 PM (nEOLy)

I can't imagine what you are talking about.

Posted by: Ray Stevens at May 20, 2019 04:44 PM (e46OR)

417 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97RjuC9YeXg

That's all I have to say.

Posted by: JEM at May 20, 2019 04:44 PM (8erNz)

418 here was such good rock music in the 70s......and quite a load of novelty crap.
Posted by: The Disposall!


Breaker 19, it looks like we got us a convoy!
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 04:43 PM (KB6If)

Lots of great music and lots of dreck.
And all of it sold.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2019 04:44 PM (NFEMn)

419 I wish someone would plant hidden cameras in AOC's home/hotel rooms so we can see what she's REALLY like.

Posted by: Deplorable Bellhop Union at May 20, 2019 04:45 PM (4Eo4+)

420 I am gonna bust out some Madonna if you fuckers don't quit this shit!
Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 04:43 PM (488xF)


-----

pffft

Papa dont preach.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2019 04:45 PM (8XRCm)

421 Apropos of nothing, I watched most of Star Wars: Episode 3 last night. It was like I had never seen it before.


I must have slept through most of the movie the first time.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 04:45 PM (KzvQU)

422 Sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful trip.
That started from this tropic port
Aboard this tiny ship.

The mate was a mighty sailin' man.
The skipper brave and sure.
Five passengers set sail that day
For a three-hour tour.

A three-hour tour.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 20, 2019 04:45 PM (0OWcv)

423 It was the dark of the moon

On the sixth of June

In a Kenworth pulling logs . . .

Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2019

*
*
. . .
Always liked the line about the "eleven long-haired friends of Jesus in a chartreuse microbus":

"Ah ten-four, there, Sodbuster,

You wanna put that microbus in behind that suicide jockey?

Ten-four, there, he's haulin' dynamite

And he needs all the help he can get!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 20, 2019 04:45 PM (ClOmq)

424 Bad, Baaad Leroy Brown.

Baddest man in the whole damn town.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 20, 2019 04:45 PM (pw+jk)

425 Hmmm, an A on her costume?

Bet is the only 'A' she ever got, sure as hell didn't get many in school.

Posted by: Don Q at May 20, 2019 04:43 PM (NgKpN)

has a bit of a scarlet color to the A.

I wonder if that's accidental or intentional...

Posted by: SturmToddler at May 20, 2019 04:45 PM (8D42x)

426 If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife...

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 20, 2019 04:45 PM (3AmWB)

427 Ok, I cant take this without some strong covfefe.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 20, 2019 04:45 PM (OX6sG)

428 Push the little daisies and make em come up . . .

Posted by: Ween at May 20, 2019 04:45 PM (nDdGQ)

429 I am gonna bust out some Madonna if you fuckers don't quit this shit!
Posted by: garrett

We need a Holiday

Posted by: Miklos, would be so nice at May 20, 2019 04:45 PM (QzkSJ)

430
Muskrat love.

Or maybe...
Minnie Ripperton, "Skreeeeeeeeeeeee, eeeeeeeee"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2019 04:45 PM (xSo9G)

431
398 Isinglass, made from the bladders of sturgeon has been used for the clarification of beer and wine for centuries.

Might pass for a faux vagina in a pinch.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 20, 2019 04:43 PM (1ISKN)


The better qualities of Isinglass were protected with a coating of Isingard ... you know, where they took the hobbits

https://youtu.be/F4J9-CQXdPk

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2019 04:45 PM (pNxlR)

432 There was such good rock music in the 70s......and quite a load of novelty crap.
Posted by: The Disposall! at May 20, 2019 04:41 PM (nEOLy)

I can't imagine what you are talking about.

Posted by: Ray Stevens at May 20, 2019 04:44 PM

I can see that.
Or maybe not.

Posted by: Stevie Wunder at May 20, 2019 04:46 PM (0tfLf)

433 Al Sharpton regrets using anti-Jewish rhetoric
Controversial reverend says he caused harm in inciting Crown Hights riots in which a student was killed, other violence.

Fuck You. To LIttle, To Late. Apology not accepted. And fuck you again
Posted by: Nevergiveup


So, did the statute of limitations run out?

Posted by: The Disposall! at May 20, 2019 04:46 PM (nEOLy)

434 Fish heads fish heads, eat 'em up, yum!

Posted by: Archer at May 20, 2019 04:46 PM (gmo/4)

435 Left alone with big fat fanny,

She was such a naughty nanny!
Posted by: Bucky


Fat bottomed girls
You make the rocking world go round!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 04:46 PM (KB6If)

436 Nadler was huge fat guy before he had stomach bypass surgery

He lost an entire fat man in weight, and he's still ficking fat

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 20, 2019 04:46 PM (mSMPg)

437 Hey!

Just stopped in to see what condition my condition is in.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 04:46 PM (pUDQf)

438
Almost 500 posts on a bad song thread and not ONE of you Morons mentions Barry Manilow.

What is oging on up in heyah??

Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2019 04:47 PM (8XRCm)

439 In and around the lake,
Mountains come out of the sky and they STAND THERE!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 20, 2019 04:47 PM (3AmWB)

440 Take the skinheads bowling
Take them bowling

Posted by: Miklos, utterly clueless at May 20, 2019 04:44 PM (QzkSJ)

we can go to a slam dance dressed like Minnie pearl.

Posted by: SturmToddler at May 20, 2019 04:47 PM (8D42x)

441 409
"You're Having Muh BayBee"?



Good Lord, I take it back. THAT is the worse song ever recorded.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 20, 2019

*
*
. . .
Right up there with that shameless tear-jerker, "Teddy Bear," by Red Sovine.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 20, 2019 04:47 PM (ClOmq)

442 I'm 'Enery the VIII I am,
'Enery the VIII I am, I am.
I got married to the widow next door.
She's been married seven times before.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 20, 2019 04:47 PM (0OWcv)

443 Yeah, Yeah, ooohhh-Yeah!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 20, 2019 04:47 PM (1ISKN)

444
Happy birthday to yooooouu
Happy birthday to youoooouu
Happy birthday, mr. President
Happy birthday to you

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at May 20, 2019 04:47 PM (9jsAP)

445 "Al Sharpton regrets using anti-Jewish rhetoric"

He was A-OK with it for decades nearing generations and NOW he regrets it?

Yeah, GFY bigot and stick your racism where the sun don't shine.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 20, 2019 04:47 PM (6eEQ+)

446 Oh Mandy you gave and you gave...

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 20, 2019 04:48 PM (pw+jk)

447 Think Before You Click - PCMatic Band

Posted by: wth at May 20, 2019 04:48 PM (v0R5T)

448 Fat bottomed girls
You make the rocking world go round!
Posted by: rickb223

Nuh uh.

Ain't gone bump no more with no big fat woman

Posted by: Joe Tex feat. Miklos at May 20, 2019 04:48 PM (QzkSJ)

449 I'm immune to most of these. A lot are simply unknown and the rest aren't musical styles i listen to.

Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 20, 2019 04:48 PM (62hxx)

450 Nadler was huge fat guy before he had stomach bypass surgery

He lost an entire fat man in weight, and he's still ficking fat
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 20, 2019 04:46 PM (mSMPg)

I heard 2 pizzarias and 3 kosher delis went broke since he had the surgeries

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2019 04:48 PM (FwN37)

451 A three-hour tour.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

The lyrics from "The Cool Green Hills of Earth" (Robert A. Heinlein) scan to the theme from Gilligans' Island

Posted by: The Disposall! at May 20, 2019 04:48 PM (nEOLy)

452


" I wish someone would plant hidden cameras in AOC's home/hotel rooms so we can see what she's REALLY like."

She's got a bush like she's got a midget in a leglock.

You could grow carrots in that thing!

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at May 20, 2019 04:48 PM (T+ZG/)

453 Madonna's a c**** who's every public utterance is cringe-inducing.

But some of her early singles weren't half-bad....

Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2019 04:48 PM (NFEMn)

454 IIRC, from back when you hung out on the ONT, before movin' on up to the East Side, Mrs. Bozo Conservative?
Posted by: Duncanthrax

In a deeeeeluxe apartment
In the skyyyhyyyyhyyy?




Actually, it looks like I'm moving down south to Oh- HI- Oh, and life will be something like this:

https://tinyurl.com/mr8stvp

/goodbye city life...

Posted by: shibumi at May 20, 2019 04:48 PM (sktRI)

455
Indian Lake is a scene
You should make with your little one
Keep it in mind if you're lookin to find
A place in the summer sun
Swim in the cove have a snack in the grove
Or you can rent a canoe at Indian Lake
You'll be able to make the way the Indians do

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 04:49 PM (KzvQU)

456 There was such good rock music in the 70s......and quite a load of novelty crap.
Posted by: The Disposall!
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And mind me platypus duck, Bill
Mind me platypus duck
Ah, don't let 'im go running amok, Bill
Just mind me platypus duck
Altogether now!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2019 04:49 PM (CDGwz)

457 She was a winner,
Who became a doggie's dinner
She never meant that much to me - Oh Marie.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 20, 2019 04:49 PM (3AmWB)

458 Sweeeeeeet Caroline!


Bah bah baaaaaaahh

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 04:49 PM (pUDQf)

459 434 Fish heads fish heads, eat 'em up, yum!
Posted by: Archer


Beat me to it!

Let's get the whole song in here, for the record:

Fish Heads

Fish heads, fish heads
Roly-poly fish heads
Fish heads, fish heads
Eat them up, yum

Fish heads, fish heads
Roly-poly fish heads
Fish heads, fish heads
Eat them up, yum

In the morning, laughing, happy fish heads
In the evening, floating in the soup

Fish heads, fish heads
Roly-poly fish heads
Fish heads, fish heads
Eat them up, yum

Ask a fish head anything you want to
They won't answer, they can't talk

Fish heads, fish heads
Roly-poly fish heads
Fish heads, fish heads
Eat them up, yum

I took a fish head out to see a movie
Didn't have to pay to get it in

Fish heads, fish heads
Roly-poly fish heads
Fish heads, fish heads
Eat them up, yum

They can't play baseball, they don't wear sweaters
They're not good dancers, they don't play drums

Fish heads, fish heads
Roly-poly fish heads
Fish heads, fish heads
Eat them up, yum

Roly-poly fish heads are never seen drinking cappuccino
In Italian restaurants with Oriental women
Yeah

Fish heads, fish heads
Roly-poly fish heads
Fish heads, fish heads
Eat them up, yum

Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 04:49 PM (5tb4C)

460 I wish someone would plant hidden cameras in AOC's home/hotel rooms so we can see what she's REALLY like.

I sadly have a pretty good guess. Misplaced self-assurance, convinced of her own brilliance.

I imagine my time in undergrad when I'd have deep discussions with my dorm friends, under the influence, that when remembered sober turn out to be very silly. She's likely quite a bit like that, only she never sobered up.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at May 20, 2019 04:49 PM (PFy0L)

461 383 There was such good rock music in the 70s......and quite a load of novelty crap.
Posted by: The Disposall! at May 20, 2019 04:41 PM (nEOLy)


Exhibit A - Ray Stevens "The Streak".

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at May 20, 2019 04:49 PM (kUmUV)

462 But, everybody was KUNG FU FIGHTING!!!!

Their kicks were fast as lightning!

Posted by: Don Q at May 20, 2019 04:49 PM (NgKpN)

463 Posted by: Ray Stevens at May 20, 2019 04:44 PM (e46OR)

I admit to really likeing a lot of his stuff as a kid. I laughed a lot. still debating if The Streak, or It's me again Margret or the revival was the funniest song he did.

Posted by: SturmToddler at May 20, 2019 04:49 PM (8D42x)

464 A lot are simply unknown and the rest aren't musical styles i listen to.
Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 20, 2019 04:48 PM (62hxx)

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You must one one of those fags that hears the "William Tell Overture" and DOESNT think of the Lone Ranger....

Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2019 04:49 PM (8XRCm)

465 Good Lord, I take it back. THAT is the worse song ever recorded.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 20, 2019


Nope.

A distant third to the aforementioned "Rocky" by Austin Roberts and "I've Never Been to Me" by Charlene. We can all thank Scott Shannon for resurrecting THAT one.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 20, 2019 04:49 PM (Boy/L)

466 She's got a bush like she's got a midget in a leglock.


Like Gabe Kaplin is giving here naked horsey rides.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 04:49 PM (KzvQU)

467 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvq9r6R6QAY

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 20, 2019 04:50 PM (0OWcv)

468 Hey, kid, rock and roll. Rock on, ooh my soul. Hey, kids, you boogy, too, did ya? Hey shout, summertime blues. Jump up and down in my blue suede shoes. Hey did you rock and roll, rock on.

Posted by: Archer at May 20, 2019 04:50 PM (gmo/4)

469 Almost 500 posts on a bad song thread and not ONE of you Morons mentions Barry Manilow.

What is oging on up in heyah??

Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2019 04:47 PM



AHEM!!!

Posted by: The Wiggles at May 20, 2019 04:50 PM (0tfLf)

470 Fish heads, fish heads

**

That's an earworm for you guys?

Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 20, 2019 04:50 PM (62hxx)

471 Another day is at end
Mama says she's tired again
No one can even begin to tell her
I hardly know what to say
But maybe it's better that way
If Papa were here I'm sure he'd tell her

Shannon is gone, I hope she's drifting out to sea
She always loved to swim away
Maybe she'll find an island with a shaded tree
Just like the one in our backyard

Mama tries hard to pretend
Things will get better again
Somehow she's keeping it all inside her
But finally the tears fill our eyes
And I know that somewhere tonight
She knows how much we really miss her

Shannon is gone, I hope she's drifting out to sea
She always loved to swim away
Maybe she'll find an island with a shaded tree
Just like the one in our backyard
Just like the one in our backyard

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 20, 2019 04:50 PM (ujg0T)

472 The lyrics from "The Cool Green Hills of Earth" (Robert A. Heinlein) scan to the theme from Gilligans' Island

Posted by: The Disposall! at May 20, 2019

*
*
. . .
I've always heard it sung to "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing," you know, that old Christmas Coke song.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 20, 2019 04:50 PM (ClOmq)

473 we can go to a slam dance dressed like Minnie pearl.
Posted by: SturmToddler

All I wanted was a Pepsi

Posted by: Miklosian Tendencies at May 20, 2019 04:50 PM (QzkSJ)

474 Indian Lake is a scene
You should make with your little one
Keep it in mind if you're lookin to find
A place in the summer sun
Swim in the cove have a snack in the grove
Or you can rent a canoe at Indian Lake
You'll be able to make the way the Indians do
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 04:49 PM (KzvQU)

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Oh hell.

I havent heard that song in decades.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2019 04:50 PM (8XRCm)

475 Flintstones... meet the Flintstones. They're the modern stone aged famileee

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 20, 2019 04:50 PM (pw+jk)

476 "Couch."
"Toaster."
"Pumpkins."
"What Is...'Things Dudes Will Fuck, Alex'."

Posted by: mikeyG at May 20, 2019 04:51 PM (LL1Be)

477 Well, every Emily Dickenson poem ever written can be sung to The Yellow Rose of Texas.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at May 20, 2019 04:51 PM (PFy0L)

478 You must one one of those fags that hears the "William Tell Overture" and DOESNT think of the Lone Ranger....

***

What's it sound like?

Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 20, 2019 04:51 PM (62hxx)

479 "Earache? Earache, my eye! How'd you like a butt ache?"

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at May 20, 2019 04:51 PM (4At28)

480 I smell tragic one termer.

Posted by: Hubris Detector at May 20, 2019 04:51 PM (kUTiJ)

481 450 Nadler was huge fat guy before he had stomach bypass surgery

He lost an entire fat man in weight, and he's still ficking fat
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 20, 2019 04:46 PM (mSMPg)

I heard 2 pizzarias and 3 kosher delis went broke since he had the surgeries
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2019 04:48 PM (FwN37)

Was no one able to talk him into having his lips stapled?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 04:51 PM (JgA4k)

482 There was such good rock music in the 70s......and quite a load of novelty crap.
Posted by: The Disposall! at May 20, 2019 04:41 PM (nEOLy)

Exhibit A - Ray Stevens "The Streak".

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at May 20, 2019 04:49 PM


****

TipToe
Through the Tulips,

Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2019 04:51 PM (0tfLf)

483 475 Flintstones... meet the Flintstones. They're the modern stone aged famileee

OK, but I refuse to have a gay old time.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 20, 2019 04:52 PM (3AmWB)

484 Good Lord, I take it back. THAT is the worse song ever recorded.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 20, 2019

Nope.

A distant third to the aforementioned "Rocky" by Austin Roberts and "I've Never Been to Me" by Charlene. We can all thank Scott Shannon for resurrecting THAT one.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 20, 2019 04:49 PM (Boy/L)


Not even close.

"Sugar" by The Archies

Posted by: DR.WTF at May 20, 2019 04:52 PM (aS1PU)

485 It's too bad a cease and desist wasn't issued when the media portrayed Obama as Jesus.

Posted by: Fritz at May 20, 2019 04:52 PM (LuPts)

486 https://tinyurl.com/y4q6qyy9

...and in non-musical news, the horse named Covfefe WON it's race!


Set the track record for the race held for years.


It's a sign.

Sign, sign
Everywhere a sign
Blockin' out the scenery
Breakin' my mind
Do this, don't do that
Can't you read the sign?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 04:52 PM (sy5kK)

487
Shannon is gone, I hope she's drifting out to sea
She always loved to swim away
Maybe she'll find an island with a shaded tree
Just like the one in our backyard

Posted by: Grump928(C) drops the big one at May 20, 2019 04:52 PM (KzvQU)

488 463 Posted by: Ray Stevens at May 20, 2019 04:44 PM (e46OR)

I admit to really likeing a lot of his stuff as a kid. I laughed a lot. still debating if The Streak, or It's me again Margret or the revival was the funniest song he did.
Posted by: SturmToddler at May 20, 2019 04:49 PM (8D42x)

Ahab, the Arab, the Sheik of the burning sand.

and his camel, Clyde.

Posted by: Don Q at May 20, 2019 04:53 PM (NgKpN)

489 457 She was a winner,
Who became a doggie's dinner
She never meant that much to me - Oh Marie.
Posted by: Guy Smiley


The difference between that "novelty" song and all the others here is that "Marie Provost" was actually a really good song (despite the fact that Lowe misspelled the actress's name in the title! Her real name actually "Marie Prevost.").

Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 04:53 PM (5tb4C)

490 Play that funky music white boy
Play that funky music right
Play that funky music white boy
Lay down that boogie and play that funky music till you die

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 20, 2019 04:53 PM (RD7QR)

491 I'm a friend to old Euell Gibbons
And I only eat homegrown spice
I got a John Keats autographed Grecian urn
Filled up with my brown rice
Yes, I do

Oh, but folks lately I have been spotted
With a Big Mac on my breath
Stumbling into a Colonel Sanders
With a face as white as death

I'm afraid someday they'll find me
Just stretched out on my bed
With a handful of Pringles Potato Chips
And a Ding Dong by my head

In the daytime I'm Mr. Natural
Just as healthy as I can be
But at night I'm a junk food junkie
Good Lord have pity on me

Posted by: Larry Groce at May 20, 2019 04:53 PM (1sNHT)

492 Would it be waving a red cape in front of a bull to confront pro-abortion fanatics by singing "You're Having Muh BayBee"?

Feminists indeed would like that song banned for exactly the reason you're implying.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 20, 2019 04:53 PM (6XLoz)

493 How come I didn't know about the Tennessee church shooting in 2017 was by a black guy who did it for revenge because of Dylan Roof?

Did I just miss it or was it reported as a local news story?

Posted by: Ray Stevens at May 20, 2019 04:53 PM (e46OR)

494 Inside Jerry Nadler is a fat man struggling to get out.

Posted by: Grump928(C) drops the big one at May 20, 2019 04:53 PM (KzvQU)

495 Ray Stevens


Well go away and leave me all alone and blue
And never come back to me 'cause I'm through with you.
I'm sick and tired of all your lyin' and your cheatin'
And the way that you have been mistreatin' me.
And let me tell you friend that you won't ever get the chance to break my heart again.
And furthermore, yes furthermore, and on top of that
I don't love you anyway.

Posted by: The Real Ray Stevens, but probably not at May 20, 2019 04:53 PM (hu22E)

496 I smell tragic one termer.
Posted by: Hubris Detector at May 20, 2019 04:51 PM (kUTiJ)

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Ive never heard of that song.


Weird, huh?

Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2019 04:53 PM (8XRCm)

497 Teddy sniffing glue, he was 12 years old
Fell from the roof on East Two-nine
Cathy was 11 when she pulled the plug
On 26 reds and a bottle of wine
Bobby got leukemia, 14 years old
He looked like 65 when he died
He was a friend of mine

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 20, 2019 04:53 PM (0OWcv)

498 "When you hear the banjos, grab your gun."

In northern England I took a backroad so far in the boomies I swear I heard bagpipes.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at May 20, 2019 04:53 PM (rAQUZ)

499 we can go to a slam dance dressed like Minnie pearl.
Posted by: SturmToddler

All I wanted was a Pepsi

Posted by: Miklosian Tendencies at May 20, 2019 04:50 PM (QzkSJ)

LOVE THAT SONG

but

we're just a Minor Threat

Posted by: SturmToddler at May 20, 2019 04:54 PM (8D42x)

500 465
Good Lord, I take it back. THAT is the worse song ever recorded.



Posted by: Jewells45 at May 20, 2019



Nope.



A distant third to the aforementioned "Rocky" by Austin Roberts and
"I've Never Been to Me" by Charlene. We can all thank Scott Shannon for
resurrecting THAT one.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 20, 2019

*
*
. . .
I don't know why "I've Never Been to Me" gets such hatred. Kind of neat lyrics about a woman who's wasted her life.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 20, 2019 04:54 PM (ClOmq)

501 What's amazing is how well the Song 'The Sounds of Silence' has aged.

Just now? its more applicable to Deplorable Conservatives forced into silence.

Listen to it in that context.

Posted by: Don Q at May 20, 2019 04:54 PM (NgKpN)

502 "Sugar" by The Archies

I still like that song. lol.. reminds me of this one great summer when I lived in Cali.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 20, 2019 04:54 PM (dUJdY)

503 Streak Off sock.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 20, 2019 04:54 PM (e46OR)

504


Sirius Yacht Rock is a channel that I've been listening to quite a bit.

What strikes me is that those songs sound good, they have a good quality to them, real musicians with skill.

I grew up on listening to those tunes with my Aunts and Uncles...and now I sorta like that stuff too.

And I'd really love to see you tonight...

That is an earworm.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at May 20, 2019 04:54 PM (T+ZG/)

505 What's amazing is how well the Song 'The Sounds of Silence' has aged.

Listen to Disturbed's version. It's amazing.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 20, 2019 04:55 PM (dUJdY)

506 Just slip out the back, jack...

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 04:55 PM (pUDQf)

507 469 Almost 500 posts on a bad song thread and not ONE of you Morons mentions Barry Manilow.



Barry Manilow?


There's NO BARRY WHITE!!!!!

Can't get enough of your love, babe.........

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 04:55 PM (sy5kK)

508 You must one one of those fags that hears the "William Tell Overture" and DOESNT think of the Lone Ranger....

***

What's it sound like?
Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 20, 2019 04:51 PM (62hxx)

------


The Lone Ranger Theme Song.....


duh.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2019 04:55 PM (8XRCm)

509
Some people call me the space cowboy yeah
Some call me the gangster of love
Some people call me Maurice
'Cause I speak of the pompitous of love
People talk about me baby
Say I'm doin' you wrong, doin' you wrong
Well don't you worry baby, don't worry
'Cause I'm right here at home

Posted by: Grump928(C) drops the big one at May 20, 2019 04:55 PM (KzvQU)

510 Last train to Clarksville

Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 04:55 PM (KB6If)

511 You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille
Four hungry kids and a crop in the fields

Posted by: Miklos, considering this a trifle unfair at May 20, 2019 04:55 PM (QzkSJ)

512

If you want to hear one of the strangest songs, MacArthur Park with Richard Harris.

A schizoid tune, and recorded in a bathtub full of scotch apparently.

That one doesn't sound good. But I am glad they made it, because it is just so freaking crazy.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at May 20, 2019 04:56 PM (T+ZG/)

513 And I'd really love to see you tonight...

That's me and hubbys song. It was playing the night we met.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 20, 2019 04:56 PM (dUJdY)

514 482 There was such good rock music in the 70s......and quite a load of novelty crap.
Posted by: The Disposall! at May 20, 2019 04:41 PM (nEOLy)

Exhibit A - Ray Stevens "The Streak".

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at May 20, 2019 04:49 PM

TipToe
Through the Tulips,

Posted by: Diogenes


That song was a hit in the 1920a...then remade in the '60s. What's the '70s connection?

Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 04:56 PM (5tb4C)

515 Obligatory Barry Manilow:

"I write the songs that make the whole world sing,

I write the songs of love and special things . . ."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 20, 2019 04:56 PM (ClOmq)

516 Thank God and Greyhound you are gone.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 20, 2019 04:56 PM (pw+jk)

517 Well, I got a pair of brand new roller skates you got a brand new key.

Posted by: Archer at May 20, 2019 04:56 PM (gmo/4)

518 1920a = 1920s

Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 04:56 PM (5tb4C)

519 Man, I feel like a woman!

Posted by: Prophetic Shania at May 20, 2019 04:56 PM (pUDQf)

520 I have no idea what this thread is about but I'm not going to let that slow me down.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 04:56 PM (KzvQU)

521 Listen to Disturbed's version. It's amazing.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 20, 2019 04:55 PM (dUJdY)

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fistbump


One of the few covers I like better than the original.

Another is Shinedowns Simple Man. Tough to beat the original Skynard but Brent did it.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2019 04:56 PM (8XRCm)

522
"Sugar" by The Archies


I still like that song. lol.. reminds me of this one great summer when I lived in Cali.


When it came out, I became obsessed with that song.

And still like it today.

Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at May 20, 2019 04:57 PM (sktRI)

523 Speaking of Nick Lowe, there's an excellent Rockpile documentary on Youtube called "Born Fighters."

Love watching some great musicians in action in the studio. Huey Lewis pops up as a studio blues harpist and Phil Lynott drops by. Best part is watching Nick Lowe manage to do a bang-up production job while continuously drinking beer and smoking doobs.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yxzu4x5g

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 20, 2019 04:57 PM (3AmWB)

524 Just now? its more applicable to Deplorable Conservatives forced into silence.

***

IT'S fascinating to take lefty standbys and repurpose them. I'm finding even Billy Bragg is suitable

Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 20, 2019 04:57 PM (62hxx)

525 New York Democratic Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez weighed in on billionaire Robert F. Smiths offer to pay off the student loan debt of the entire graduating class at Morehouse College, saying that while she applauded the gesture, college students shouldnt be forced to rely on the generosity of others.

GOOD. How about your shit can that like you shit canned all them Amazon jobs in your district. Aughta make you real popular

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2019 04:57 PM (FwN37)

526 513
And I'd really love to see you tonight...



That's me and hubbys song. It was playing the night we met.



Posted by: Jewells45 at May 20, 2019

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. . .
I always preferred their "Sad to Belong to Someone Else, When the Right One Comes Along" (and I lived that one too)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 20, 2019 04:57 PM (ClOmq)

527 Another is Shinedowns Simple Man. Tough to beat the original Skynard but Brent did it.

Agree!! He has an amazing voice.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 20, 2019 04:57 PM (dUJdY)

528 "Sugar" by The Archies


I still like that song. lol.. reminds me of this one great summer when I lived in Cali.


When it came out, I became obsessed with that song.

And still like it today.
Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at May 20, 2019 04:57 PM (sktRI)


Shoot me now.

Posted by: DR.WTF at May 20, 2019 04:58 PM (aS1PU)

529 Ahab, the Arab, the Sheik of the burning sand.

and his camel, Clyde.

Posted by: Don Q at May 20, 2019 04:53 PM (NgKpN)

forgot that one. Wonder if he was an inspiration for Weird Al.

speaking of,

Oh my my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry

Posted by: SturmToddler at May 20, 2019 04:58 PM (8D42x)

530 One of the few covers I like better than the original.

Another is Shinedowns Simple Man. Tough to beat the original Skynard but Brent did it.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2019 04:56 PM (8XRCm)


Amen.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 04:58 PM (pUDQf)

531 505 What's amazing is how well the Song 'The Sounds of Silence' has aged.

Listen to Disturbed's version. It's amazing.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 20, 2019 04:55 PM (dUJdY)

LOL... actually sang that at Karaoke one night, and started with 'this for my fellow deplorables'.

Most of the College kids didn't get it, but got bought a couple drinks afterwards...

Posted by: Don Q at May 20, 2019 04:58 PM (NgKpN)

532 510 Last train to Clarksville
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 04:55 PM (KB6If)



Do protest songs count? IIRC, that was about someone going off to fight in Vietnam.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 20, 2019 04:58 PM (ujg0T)

533 That song was a hit in the 1920a...then remade in the '60s. What's the '70s connection?

Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 04:56 PM

Tiny Tim.

OK, it was '68 but they were still playing it in 1970.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2019 04:58 PM (0tfLf)

534 The Lone Ranger Theme Song.....


duh.

***

Never watched it.

Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 20, 2019 04:58 PM (62hxx)

535 519
Man, I feel like a woman!

Posted by: Prophetic Shania at May 20, 2019

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. . .
Then go ahead and have one.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 20, 2019 04:58 PM (ClOmq)

536 What's amazing is how well the Song 'The Sounds of Silence' has aged.

Just now? its more applicable to Deplorable Conservatives forced into silence.

Listen to it in that context.
Posted by: Don Q at May 20, 2019 04:54 PM (NgKpN)

What's amazing is how well the Song 'The Sounds of Silence' has aged.

Listen to Disturbed's version. It's amazing.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 20, 2019 04:55 PM (dUJdY)

Yes, Jewells. That voice!
https://youtu.be/Bk7RVw3I8eg

Posted by: MarcusZ1967 at May 20, 2019 04:58 PM (U1LIE)

537 Waterloo by Stonewall Jackson

Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 04:58 PM (KB6If)

538 I searched the world over
And I thought I found True Love
You met another and tththth you was gone

Posted by: Miklos, all heartbroke at May 20, 2019 04:58 PM (QzkSJ)

539 What's amazing is how well the Song 'The Sounds of Silence' has aged.

Listen to Disturbed's version. It's amazing.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 20, 2019 04:55 PM

That's a song that will never age.
Disturbed's version is excellent!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2019 04:59 PM (0tfLf)

540 "You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille

With four hungry children and a crop in the field

I've had some bad times, lived through some sad times

But this time your hurting won't heal

You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille"

Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2019 04:59 PM (TdMsT)

541 538 I searched the world over
And I thought I found True Love
You met another and tththth you was gone
Posted by: Miklos, all heartbroke at May 20, 2019 04:58 PM (QzkSJ)



Speaking of Hee Haw and donkeys and AOC....

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 20, 2019 04:59 PM (ujg0T)

542 Fixerupper, I'm actually seeing Shinedown this Wednesday. My third time. They are my band forever.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 20, 2019 04:59 PM (dUJdY)

543 WAR! Good God, y'all!

Posted by: Archer at May 20, 2019 04:59 PM (gmo/4)

544 "Met my old lover in the grocery store;

The snow was falling Christmas Eve,

I stole behind her in the frozen foods

And I touched her on the sleeve. . . ."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 20, 2019 04:59 PM (ClOmq)

545 "Chucky's In Love" by Ricky Lee Jones


Ha!!! Your brains will now leak out your ears . . .


Posted by: Sharkman at May 20, 2019 04:59 PM (fdxBF)

546 Close your eyes,

Give me your hands,

Darlin, do you feel my heart beating?

Do you understand?

Do you feel the same?

Or am I only dreaming?

Posted by: Your HS crush at May 20, 2019 05:00 PM (pUDQf)

547 Thank God and Greyhound you are gone.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable
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Now there's one I had forgotten about.

How about: 'If You Won't Leave Me, I'll Find Someone Who Will'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2019 05:00 PM (xSo9G)

548 My Girl Bill. I still don't understand the snark ....or not.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 20, 2019 05:00 PM (e46OR)

549 Speaking of Nick Lowe, there's an excellent Rockpile documentary on Youtube called "Born Fighters."

Love watching some great musicians in action in the studio. Huey Lewis pops up as a studio blues harpist and Phil Lynott drops by. Best part is watching Nick Lowe manage to do a bang-up production job while continuously drinking beer and smoking doobs.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yxzu4x5g
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 20, 2019 04:57 PM (3AmWB)

Nick Lowe should be far more well-know than he is....

Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2019 05:00 PM (NFEMn)

550 Fixerupper, I'm actually seeing Shinedown this Wednesday. My third time. They are my band forever.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 20, 2019 04:59 PM (dUJdY)

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AWESOME!!!!

Wait.... dont you live in Missouri??? WHere are they playing??? Shinedown puts on an excellent show!

Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2019 05:01 PM (8XRCm)

551 Cause he's bad, bad, Leroy Brown.

Baddest man in the whole damn town!

Posted by: Leroy at May 20, 2019 05:01 PM (pUDQf)

552
Billy was a mountain
Ethel was a tree
Growing off of his shoulder

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 05:01 PM (KzvQU)

553 543 WAR! Good God, y'all!
Posted by: Archer at May 20, 2019 04:59 PM (gmo/4)


What is it good for?

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2019 05:01 PM (TdMsT)

554 Nick Lowe should be far more well-know than he is....
Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2019 05:00 PM (NFEMn)



And so it goes, and so it goes, and so it goes, and so it goes....

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 20, 2019 05:01 PM (ujg0T)

555 "Met my old lover in the grocery store;

That song makes me cry.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 20, 2019 05:01 PM (dUJdY)

556 Thank God and Greyhound you are gone.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable


Roy Clark

Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 05:01 PM (KB6If)

557 WAR! Good God, y'all!
Posted by: Archer at May 20, 2019 04:59 PM (gmo/4)


What is it good for?

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2019 05:01 PM (TdMsT)



Say it again!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 05:01 PM (KzvQU)

558 Fixerupper, Kansas City. They are playing at the Midland.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 20, 2019 05:02 PM (dUJdY)

559 Muskrat Love.

Posted by: Archer at May 20, 2019 05:02 PM (gmo/4)

560 Please, mister, please!

Don't play...

Posted by: Xanadu at May 20, 2019 05:02 PM (pUDQf)

561 1920a = 1920s
Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 04:56 PM


Ace really does have a time machine!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 20, 2019 05:02 PM (O7aSd)

562
Operator, well could you help me place this call?
See, the number on the matchbook is old and faded

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 05:02 PM (KzvQU)

563 Cause he's bad, bad, Leroy Brown.

Baddest man in the whole damn town!
Posted by: Leroy at May 20, 2019 05:01 PM (pUDQf)

Jim Croce plagiarized himself with You Don't Mess Around With Jim.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 20, 2019 05:02 PM (e46OR)

564 I know what boy,

I know what guys like,
...

Posted by: SturmToddler at May 20, 2019 05:03 PM (8D42x)

565 867-5309
Yeah, it's the '80's but what the heck.

Posted by: Archer at May 20, 2019 05:03 PM (gmo/4)

566 20 thousand pounds... of bananas!

Posted by: Don Q at May 20, 2019 05:03 PM (NgKpN)

567
Fixerupper, Kansas City. They are playing at the Midland.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 20, 2019 05:02 PM (dUJdY)

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THEY ARE ?????


WHY DIDNT ANYBODY TELL ME??? HOW DID I MISS THIS!!! JOHNNY DARE DIDNT SAY ANYTHING!!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2019 05:03 PM (8XRCm)

568 Don't forget me.

Posted by: Basketball Jones at May 20, 2019 05:04 PM (O7aSd)

569 I knew this girl named Nikki..

I guess you could say she was a sex fiend.

Posted by: Darlin Nikki at May 20, 2019 05:04 PM (pUDQf)

570 Br5-49

Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 05:04 PM (KB6If)

571 563 Cause he's bad, bad, Leroy Brown.

Baddest man in the whole damn town!
Posted by: Leroy at May 20, 2019 05:01 PM (pUDQf)

Jim Croce plagiarized himself with You Don't Mess Around With Jim.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 20, 2019 05:02 PM (e46OR)

And then the question...

Jim, or Leroy? or, Slim?

Posted by: Don Q at May 20, 2019 05:04 PM (NgKpN)

572 555
"Met my old lover in the grocery store;



That song makes me cry.



Posted by: Jewells45 at May 20, 2019

*
*
. . .

I lived that one . . . and the weirder thing is, I originally pictured the woman who later became wife no. 2, and eventually the ex I lived the song out with, as the woman in the song when it first came out!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 20, 2019 05:04 PM (ClOmq)

573 I'm leavin'
On that midnight train to Georgia

Posted by: Miklos, with the last of the real Soul songs at May 20, 2019 05:04 PM (QzkSJ)

574 where's the &*(^(*%& damn edit button when you need it...

I know what boys want,

I know what guys like,
...

Posted by: SturmToddler at May 20, 2019 05:03 PM (8D42x)

Posted by: SturmToddler at May 20, 2019 05:04 PM (8D42x)

575 meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow
myow myow myow myow myow myow myow myow

Posted by: wth at May 20, 2019 05:05 PM (v0R5T)

576 Cheer leadres, help me out. - Basketball Jones

Posted by: Archer at May 20, 2019 05:05 PM (gmo/4)

577 565 867-5309
Yeah, it's the '80's but what the heck.
Posted by: Archer at May 20, 2019 05:03 PM (gmo

Not sure they ever gave the area code out.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 05:05 PM (pUDQf)

578 Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2019 05:03 PM (8XRCm)

Aww man! I would have said something if I had known you were a fan.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 20, 2019 05:05 PM (dUJdY)

579 523 Speaking of Nick Lowe, there's an excellent Rockpile documentary on Youtube called "Born Fighters."

Love watching some great musicians in action in the studio. Huey Lewis pops up as a studio blues harpist and Phil Lynott drops by. Best part is watching Nick Lowe manage to do a bang-up production job while continuously drinking beer and smoking doobs.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yxzu4x5g
Posted by: Guy Smiley


Another great video is him leading Brinsley Schwarz in a 1973 live version of "Surrender to the Rhythm" and he sings lead vocals perfectly WHILE CHEWING BUBBLEGUM:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMYc5U_jIdc

He's so sauve he could simultaneously chew gum, drink, smoke and hold two side conversations and still slay the song.

Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 05:05 PM (5tb4C)

580 Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2019 04:01 PM (FwN37)

That's ok, the pitcher we got for Cespedas is on the injury list again. Had a couple really good years, and now injured a lot.

Posted by: clutch at May 20, 2019 05:06 PM (kiSdp)

581 fixerupper at May 20, 2019 05:03 PM (8XRCm)

May 22

https://www.axs.com/events/365582/shinedown-tickets

Posted by: MarcusZ1967 at May 20, 2019 05:06 PM (U1LIE)

582 I know what guys like,
...
Posted by: SturmToddler

*tries to get waitresses attention*

Posted by: Miklos, ordering another round at May 20, 2019 05:06 PM (QzkSJ)

583 Nood. Sadly.

Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2019 05:07 PM (TdMsT)

584
He said "I'll love you till I die", she told him "You'll forget in time"
As the years went slowly by, she still preyed upon his mind

He kept her picture on his wall, went half-crazy now and then
He still loved her through it all, hoping she'd come back again

Kept some letters by his bed dated nineteen sixty-two
He had underlined in red every single "I love you"

I went to see him just today, oh but I didn't see no tears
All dressed up to go away, first time I'd seen him smile in years

He stopped loving her today
They placed a wreath upon his door
And soon they'll carry him away
He stopped loving her today

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 05:07 PM (KzvQU)

585 I've got a brand new pair of figure skates, you've got a busted knee. - Tonya Harding

Posted by: Archer at May 20, 2019 05:08 PM (gmo/4)

586 Hey my special super hero ability involves removing beer caps with my mouth.

Posted by: AOC and her lasso of tooth at May 20, 2019 05:08 PM (42BEi)

587 I've got a brand new roller skate
You've got a brand new key

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 20, 2019 05:08 PM (O7aSd)

588 522
"Sugar" by The Archies


I still like that song. lol.. reminds me of this one great summer when I lived in Cali.


When it came out, I became obsessed with that song.

And still like it today.
Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at May 20, 2019 04:57 PM (sktRI)

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Played that song at our wedding last year.

Posted by: SMH at May 20, 2019 05:10 PM (RU4sa)

589


I heard a Harry Chapin tune the other day.

Guy basically wrote a goddamn book for each song. How the hell did he remember all those words?

I mean, American Pie, it's got a melody and a hook, by those Chapin tunes, some are just the same damn thing over and over.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at May 20, 2019 05:14 PM (T+ZG/)

590 Suck it, AOC!

youtube.com/watch?v=PNv66BVdnLM

Posted by: Fritz at May 20, 2019 05:16 PM (LuPts)

591 Again, I urge AOC to abandon politics, a field for which she is manifestly unqualified, and pursue pornography, wherein she can exploit her talents to the fullest and in which she will cause far less lasting damage.

Posted by: Brother John at May 20, 2019 06:05 PM (3HbOt)

Why Are the Leftwing Media's "Fact-Checkers" Giving Stacy Abrams a Complete Free Pass on Her False, Conspiratorial, and Dangerous Claim That She's the Actual Winner of the Georgia Senatorial Election?

Why indeed. Why indeed.

Why, there are certain well-known Social Media Monopolists who routinely ban people from public speech, and certain banks that strip people of their checking accounts, for the sin of spreading false, conspiratorial, and harmful-to-the-very-pillars-of-our-precious democracy claims.

At least -- social media monopolies and banks do that when the propagators of so-called false news are on the right.

And CNN's dedicated Deplatforming Squad of Oliver Darcy, Brian Stelter, and BuzzFeed Andrew are there presenting the case to Social Media Monopolists to ban such people, and running negative stories about those monopolists until they comply with CNN's will and ban market competitors from the market square.

So why the silence now?

Oh right, because she's a leftwing Democrat who is being pushed as a vice presidential prospect.

So -- no rules.

There's no such thing as a lie in the leftwing media's eyes, if that lie advances the leftist agenda.

This absurd declaration is predicated on a cascading series of misleading statements Abrams is making about voter disenfranchisement. A May 15 New York Times op-ed by Abrams, headlined, "We Cannot Resign Ourselves to Dismay and Disenfranchisement,” details more of these disputable and tendentious claims.


This kind of thing began even before the campaign had ended. As if to inoculate herself, Abrams accused her opponent, Brian Kemp, of fostering an"“atmosphere of fear" during a debate two weeks before Election Day. Georgia voters, she proclaimed, "have been purged, they have been suppressed, they have been scared."

With all the attention Abrams is getting as a rising Democratic Party star and a rumored contender for the party’s 2020 vice presidential slot, one would think that her eyebrow-raising claims about the Georgia election would be getting more scrutiny. Specifically, there is a special kind of journalist that exists solely to verify the factual statements made by politicians.

Incredibly, however, not a single major media fact checker has taken Abrams to task for asserting that she "won" the election, a claim that rests on various empirical assumptions. PolitiFact hasn’t done it. FactCheck.org hasn't done it. Snopes? Nope. The paper of record hasn’t gone on record here. Somewhat to its credit, the Washington Post did fact-check some tangentially related falsehoods about voter suppression in Georgia when Hillary Clinton tried to claim she lost 2016 for unfair reasons. But Abrams herself has never been questioned.

Let’s start with her most basic declaration. She did, in fact, lose the election by 50,000 votes. Although that's a close margin in an election where millions of votes were cast, it’s not close enough to seriously dispute who the victor was. So the first respo