Family Member Tells Don Lemon That Shaun King is 100% White; King Won't Answer Question About Whether His Parents Are Both White

Shaun King is a "black activist" who is active in the #BlackLivesMatter movement.

He also looks like this:



It seems obvious, now, that he's white, but he had previously mostly preferred black and white pictures of himself, where his skin color wasn't clear and so where his haircut and facial hair "read" as black.


Well, so, after Breitbart reported that both his parents were white, a family member confirms that both his parents are in fact white, and apparently Shaun King would not directly answer that question when asked about it by Don Lemon.

The good news for King is that he's probably led a distorted life having to maintain this fiction and, however bad it will be for him at the moment (and it will get quite bad), when he emerges from this, he'll be able to live a simpler life, clean of any need to maintain a falsehood.

So, this is all very tough on Shaun King, but ultimately, he'll be disburdened of the heavy weight he's been carrying.

As to why he claimed this: As with Rachel Dolezal, I can't imagine the lie was told to get some particular advantage (though, in both cases, I'm sure they enjoyed the advantages that came with being from a Privileged Class -- contrast this with Elizabeth Warren, who claimed to be Indian as far as career advancement went, but otherwise dressed and presented herself as what she was, a 100% white woman ).

I think they both really, really wanted to be black, and identified, psychologically, as black, and so, at the end of the day, just decided: Hey, I'm black.

Which raises the same questions of self-willed identity that came up with "Caitlyn" Jenner: Are you a woman just because you say you feel you're a woman and have taken steps to seem more like a woman?

And if so: Are you not black if you honestly feel like you're black and have taken steps to make yourself appear, superficially, black?

Why does a different rule obtain in the two cases, as the left would claim? Either we are entirely free to conjure up our own identities and biographies per our "feelings," or we are restricted by the happenstances of our birth and genetics as to our choice in such matters.

But it cannot be the case that Caitlyn Jenner is a woman, just because transpeople are currently popular with the left, but Shaun King is not black, just because black activists on the left don't feel like a white man (or white woman) can become black via a hairstyle.*


* There's also the Authenticity of Free-Willed Choice at play. Parents of adopted children will often say, "I love you as much as any natural children; keep in mind that, unlike natural children, which were chosen for us, we chose you."

Many people were born black, but only a few affirmatively decide to become black. Does that not make Shaun King authentically black?

The left dodges these questions by claiming, preposterously, that as white people, Dolezal and King didn't have the history of persecution that real black people did.

But that's nonsense. Given that they live as "black people" and make themselves look like black people, why would they not suffer any of that same persecution that all other black people are claimed to?

And once again, remember the Authenticity of Adoption argument: Whereas many black people might suffer discrimination, Dolezal and King choose to suffer discrimination (or, as much as actually exists, anyway).

I'm not really claiming they're black; they are what they are. They're white people who choose to be black, to the extent they can.

I'm just continuing to delight in the left's slap-happy Humpty Dumpty inconsistency on the idea of adopted identity.

Posted by: Ace at 12:29 PM




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1 Whitest, I mean first.

Posted by: Countrysquire at August 20, 2015 12:31 PM (eEBON)

2 A link or 1-sentence summary about WTF Shaun King is might be needed h'rr.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 20, 2015 12:31 PM (ZCFje)

3 I'm a little insulted no one is pretending to be Jooooish? What are we Chopped livers? If you cut us do we not bleed?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2015 12:32 PM (gf8BH)

4 It's lunch time and I am identifying as hungry.

Posted by: gapoz at August 20, 2015 12:32 PM (thyJJ)

5 Doing the grievance mongering black Americans won't do.

Posted by: some random meathead at August 20, 2015 12:32 PM (HJqXj)

6 The really bad news is that this little cuckhold is likely no worse than the rest of the worthless dregs that make up Black Lives Matter.

Posted by: maddogg at August 20, 2015 12:33 PM (xWW96)

7 ... for a few seconds I thought you meant Shaun White. Which makes the story lunatic ... I mean even more lunatic.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 20, 2015 12:33 PM (ZCFje)

8 "and it will get quite bad [for Shaun King]" Why will it get "bad" for him? It doesn't seem to have gotten bad for Dolezal or Jenner.

Posted by: gp at August 20, 2015 12:33 PM (mk9aG)

9 They do it for the power, natch. It's the clear, unmistakable sign the grievance culture has jumped the shark.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 20, 2015 12:34 PM (2l5vw)

10 It does is entertaining that after years of feminists telling us that your gender means NOTHING, that we now have the left on board with the notion that gender determines everything.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 20, 2015 12:34 PM (78TbK)

11 Why will it get "bad" for him? It doesn't seem to have gotten bad for Dolezal or Jenner.
Posted by: gp at August 20, 2015 12:33 PM (mk9aG)

Well let's be honest here, would you want to be any of them?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2015 12:34 PM (gf8BH)

12 So is this guy exercising white privilege by appropriating a black identity?

Posted by: Penfold at August 20, 2015 12:34 PM (Fbt5B)

13 There are advantages to being a protected minority in the following areas: Activism, Academia, Media, and Civil Service Employment. Ask Sen. Warren about how much her 'high cheek bones' helped her along the path to Harvard University.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Free Shipping for Atrocities, Monstrosities, and Barbarisms at the Outrage Outlet! at August 20, 2015 12:35 PM (hLRSq)

14 People who misappropriate identities are terrible.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at August 20, 2015 12:35 PM (/HC6x)

15 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at August 20, 2015 12:35 PM (W6iIX)

16 But it cannot be the case that Caitlyn Jenner is a woman, just because
transpeople are currently popular with the left, but Shaun King is not black, just because black activists on the left don't feel like a white man (or white woman) can become black via a hairstyle.
==========
Nothing demonstrates that leftists and wrought through with mental illness and weakness more thoroughly and completely than this, for that is exactly what they maintain.

Posted by: RoyalOil at August 20, 2015 12:35 PM (ZvKdv)

17 I'm a little insulted no one is pretending to be Jooooish? What are we Chopped livers? If you cut us do we not bleed?
___
Hey I'm giving Iran the means to commit another Holocaust, what more do you want?

Posted by: Barack Obama at August 20, 2015 12:35 PM (78TbK)

18 Muhfkr. Wassup widdat , boi?

Nowahmsaying?

Posted by: J-Roc at August 20, 2015 12:35 PM (HJqXj)

19 Making up your own ancestry story is pretty common on the left.

Hillary was named after Sir Edmund And Barrak's parents met at a march in Selma.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at August 20, 2015 12:36 PM (aVYsC)

20 A link or 1-sentence summary about WTF Shaun King is might be needed h'rr.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 20, 2015 12:31 PM (ZCFje)


Mercy, weft-cut loop, I can't believe that you don't know who Shaun King is.

Well, neither did I.

Apparently he's a BlackLivesMatter activist. I stopped reading at that point, but your stomach may be stronger than mine.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shaun_King_(activist)

Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at August 20, 2015 12:36 PM (dPpmC)

21 All that really matters is that you're down with the struggle.

Posted by: Al Jolson at August 20, 2015 12:36 PM (8ZskC)

22 If I self-identify as black and Jewish can I be Sammy Davis Jr? I'm The Candy Man! - Jared Fogle

Posted by: Too soon? at August 20, 2015 12:36 PM (bDHqf)

23 What this really points out is the stupidity of current American Law....

Some 'groups' are given LEGAL advantage over other groups... ie the Government itself is breaking our identity down to Tribes, through the Legal system.

And then people get all in a fluster when people want to join the 'other' tribe????

Better solution.... 'All Men are created equally'.... ie they are sovereign citizens, not part of a tribe someone ELSE gets to define...

Posted by: BB Wolf at August 20, 2015 12:36 PM (qh617)

24 Someone should bring Mr King in for an interview, then play the Offspring's "Pretty Fly for a White Guy" as the bumper music

Posted by: 18-1 at August 20, 2015 12:37 PM (78TbK)

25 These are both cases of forcing the public to shared the delusion of the afflicted. Just because Bruce or Rachel or Shaun have delusions about what they actually are doesn't mean I do. And we should not redefine what men and women are, what race and gender are, etc., to accommodate them.

Posted by: Saltydonnie at August 20, 2015 12:37 PM (i6shs)

26 Logical consistency is not the left's strong suit.

Posted by: Chupacabras at August 20, 2015 12:37 PM (F26eZ)

27 #TransRacialLivesMatter

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 20, 2015 12:37 PM (7YlUk)

28 I can still self identify as a goat.....right?

Posted by: Goat Man at August 20, 2015 12:37 PM (/HC6x)

29 Shaun, Xenu will cleanse you....

Or simply put, the truth will set you free. To live a life of obscurity.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 20, 2015 12:37 PM (Jwyij)

30 *looks at hands*

Free at last, free at last. Thank God almighty, I'm free at last!

Posted by: Shaun King at August 20, 2015 12:37 PM (8ZskC)

31 Who is Shaun King and why should I care?

Is he just a male Rachel Doleazal? I have not heard nearly as much about his as her.

Posted by: logprof at August 20, 2015 12:37 PM (vsbNu)

32 LOL!

They should pat themselves on the back for making it so desirable and profitable to be black, or more specifically, a black victim.

Somehow I don't think black leaders will see it this way...

Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2015 12:37 PM (NOIQH)

33 If I identify as Zuckerberg and try open a credit card account in his name is that bad?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2015 12:38 PM (gf8BH)

34 The truth is that the Rad Fems really hate transwomen.

How dare they come in here and act like they know what it means to be a woman! How can you even say that there is a way to be a woman! How can you even say that there is a difference between the sexes! Appropriation!

Wheeee

Posted by: Lauren at August 20, 2015 12:38 PM (iciIB)

35 I guess this is a big deal? Except I have no idea who Sean King is. Is he in some kind of position of leadership?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 20, 2015 12:38 PM (39g3+)

36 Oh.... and now they need to dig into who was FUNDING this guy....

Sounds like a Soros type of thing to me....

Fund a White Man to inflame racial divisions... through lies....

Posted by: BB Wolf at August 20, 2015 12:38 PM (qh617)

37 "Green shirted white boy rollin around,
He rollin through the city,
He rollin through the town,
He rollin on a bike with a banana seat,
Dissin all the mafuckas hose'n me,
He rollon on a bike, he goin to the store"

"Tonight, what you talkin bout, ubuoy?"

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 20, 2015 12:38 PM (2cS/G)

38 Every special-snowflake SJW hack who has ever bitched about "cultural appropriation," who is not up in arms about Dolezal and King pretending to be black, can simply STFU and STFD, as far as I'm concerned. They can't have it both ways.

Posted by: Qoheleth at August 20, 2015 12:38 PM (iIzG7)

39 I am a number!

I have always felt like the number... six. I cannot be free unless I am the number six.

Posted by: John Drake at August 20, 2015 12:39 PM (2lndx)

40 Watch my movie! I'm a real Soul Man!!

Posted by: C. Thomas Howell at August 20, 2015 12:39 PM (JO9+V)

41 These are both cases of forcing the public to shared the delusion of the afflicted.
***
One of the more memorable scenes in 1984 is when the Socialists try to force Winston Smith to "see" the number of held up fingers they want him to see irrespective of how many they actually hold up.

This trans stuff is along the same lines. If you can force the electorate to call a man a woman, you can get them to go along with whatever lies you want them to...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 20, 2015 12:39 PM (78TbK)

42 THIS is what happens when morality, etc. is based on external things like race, gender, religion etc. When you start allowing certain groups to get away w/saying and doing things that would destroy a member of another group, well....people are going to migrate toward the group w/the best bennies.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2015 12:39 PM (NOIQH)

43 I'm just a poor squaw making $300,000 a year to teach too classes.

Posted by: Lieawatha Warren at August 20, 2015 12:39 PM (55C4U)

44 "would you want to be any of them?" No, but I don't see how their status changes for the worse from here on out. Jenner is raking in the $$ and attention he wants. AFAIK Dolezal is still accepted by the "communities" she's courted. It doesn't look like Morehouse is going to yank King's degree, and I doubt Oprah will get involved, except maybe eventually she'll get another TV episode about him. Anything that gets that kid to shave his stupid moustache and soulpatch off is a big plus.

Posted by: gp at August 20, 2015 12:39 PM (mk9aG)

45 , he'll be able to live a simpler life, clean of any need to maintain a falsehood.


***


Perhaps not. What happens when transsexuals face the reality that living as a man with surgically altered genitalia doesn't make you a woman? Suicide rates skyrocket. I suspect they utterly NEED their falsehood. Take it away at their own peril.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 20, 2015 12:39 PM (NeFrd)

46 I once had a tailor at the Men's Warehouse tell me that I had Black Man's Disease. Does that qualify me for a leadership role in #BlackLivesMatter?

Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at August 20, 2015 12:39 PM (S32rP)

47 >>> ... for a few seconds I thought you meant Shaun White. Which makes the story lunatic ... I mean even more lunatic.

I identify as someone that can do a double McTwist 1260!!

*attemps move on snowboard*

*dies horribly and painfully*

Posted by: LizLem at August 20, 2015 12:39 PM (hvf9s)

48 37 "Green shirted white boy rollin around,
He rollin through the city,
He rollin through the town,
He rollin on a bike with a banana seat,
Dissin all the mafuckas hose'n me,
He rollon on a bike, he goin to the store"

"Tonight, what you talkin bout, ubuoy?"
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 20, 2015 12:38 PM (2cS/G)


--Best use of a Trailer Park Boys reference in a long time.

Posted by: logprof at August 20, 2015 12:39 PM (vsbNu)

49 Someone has been watching Steve Martin movies...

Posted by: CSMBigBird at August 20, 2015 12:40 PM (jsWA8)

50 And how about this:

Isn't it a testament to how little actual, real racism there is in this country that white people willingly choose to present as black?

Isn't that also what drives their anger at the interlopers, that they put the lie to and mock their "America is the most racist place in the world and history" claims?

Posted by: RoyalOil at August 20, 2015 12:40 PM (ZvKdv)

51 Black victimhood is a monopoly. Wimmenz victimhood still has open registration.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 20, 2015 12:40 PM (8ZskC)

52 Any way out of this culture?

Posted by: rrpjr at August 20, 2015 12:40 PM (s/yC1)

53
Funny, I remember how the movie Soul Man was universally panned by the left as horribly racist. And now, the same behavior is celebrated.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 20, 2015 12:40 PM (xcrCh)

54 One look at the douche and you can tell - he's no brother.

Posted by: Daniel Simpson Day at August 20, 2015 12:40 PM (aA2hG)

55
Declaring yourself to be 'black' - White privilege.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 20, 2015 12:40 PM (9mTYi)

56 Yeah, it's all very angsty and complicated for the thoughtful leftists, all these incongruencies. (Did I just make up a word, or misspell it?)

Most normal people just say, "he/she/it is fucked up." That's what it is after all. Born white, you are white. Born male, guess what? Every gene in your body says male, fake boobs and dress not withstanding.
Saying, thinking, or otherwise living a lie doesn't make it true. That's fucked up.

Forcing me through social pressure to go along with the charade...
1) isn't going to happen
b) doesn't make an individuals lie any more true.
III) Is fucked up.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 20, 2015 12:41 PM (kKHcp)

57 He is just another honkey making fools of them.

Posted by: maddogg at August 20, 2015 12:41 PM (xWW96)

58 Every special-snowflake SJW hack who has ever bitched about "cultural appropriation,
***
IIRC that comes from when they got pissed about attractive white women bellydancing right? Me thinks this is more do to do with hating anything a heterosexual man might like...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 20, 2015 12:41 PM (78TbK)

59 Obligatory : NSFW language

Microphone Assassin

http://tinyurl.com/qaebacu

Posted by: some random meathead at August 20, 2015 12:41 PM (HJqXj)

60
These idiots have deluded themselves that the worts thing possible in the relm of human possibilities is to be born black in America?
Worst thing ever?

really


??

Posted by: Yo! at August 20, 2015 12:41 PM (W6iIX)

61
I really do not see a problem with this.

Posted by: Lizzy Warren at August 20, 2015 12:41 PM (9mTYi)

62 So he snookered Oprah.

Posted by: Buffalbob at August 20, 2015 12:41 PM (s4ykL)

63 "I'm just a poor squaw making $300,000 a year to teach too classes."

"She's just a poor squaw, from a poor family,
Spare her her life from this monstrosity..."

Posted by: Qoheleth at August 20, 2015 12:41 PM (iIzG7)

64 Soul Man - Thread winner?

Shaun, it was only a movie. Not a life choice instructional video. Did you not watch the ending?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 20, 2015 12:41 PM (Jwyij)

65 It does seem to me that if prominent white people keep pretending to be black that indicates that black oppression and misery is a bit less than they claim.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 20, 2015 12:42 PM (39g3+)

66 What a fascinating behavioral study this will be. It's really interesting to see the left's favored classes at odds with each other and how they work through it. In the end, they usually just agree to hate the Koch Brothers and it's all good.

Posted by: Matticus at August 20, 2015 12:42 PM (p/5D/)

67 I'm Black, Man.

Posted by: Bigby's Snake handling Hands at August 20, 2015 12:42 PM (9dwWF)

68 >>> Someone should bring Mr King in for an interview, then play the Offspring's "Pretty Fly for a White Guy" as the bumper music


Surely this could have all been solved long ago by seeing if he can dunk a basketball? After all, it is a scientific fact that white men can't jump. There is even a documentary about it with the same name!

Posted by: LizLem at August 20, 2015 12:42 PM (hvf9s)

69 Well he did get a benefit. He got a scholarship from Oprah.

Just like Warren got hired in part because of her lie about being native American.

Posted by: tsrlbke PhD(c), rogue bioethicist at August 20, 2015 12:42 PM (tM4uk)

70
He received a free education from oprah, so I guess he got something for his burden, but why people purposely choose to live a dishonest life is beyond me.

Posted by: Dr. McCoy at August 20, 2015 12:42 PM (ODxAs)

71 See the thing ma'fuckas gotta know is you got degrees of blackness, know'm'sayin'? Like T's over here, and then Lionel Richie's here because he's not that black, especially after leaving the Commodores, and then over here you got Michael Jackson who's like a white black, which can be shortened to wack.

Posted by: J-ROC at August 20, 2015 12:42 PM (vsbNu)

72 These idiots have deluded themselves that the worts thing possible in
the relm of human possibilities is to be born black in America?
___
Can I trade? I'm pretty sure I can find some lions to give you guys too...

Posted by: Your Average Kenyan at August 20, 2015 12:43 PM (78TbK)

73 Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at August 20, 2015 12:36 PM (dPpmC)



Heh, who knew editing wikipedia could be so fun?

Posted by: Country Singer, now with slightly improved ticker at August 20, 2015 12:43 PM (nL0sw)

74 The left seems to confuse "Race" with "Culture", so it becomes very easy for an individual to take up the accouterments of a race and claim it as one's own simply because they identify with it. Race isn't a genetic or biological thing, it's a cultural one.

This would be largely unimportant except when someone who is so obviously of the genetic race (like Ben Carson or Herman Cain) stands athwart the left's idea of proper views for blacks and says "No", then they feel free to attack. Saying that these black men are not real black men because they don't wear the proper cultural markers that define blackness in their eyes (i.e. progressive politics).

It's also important because it means the left and right end up talking right past each other on matters of race. The right isn't talking about race when it talks about modern gangster culture in the black community, but the left is. So, any critique of Dr. Dre's music becomes an attack on black authenticity because it's cultural markers that define blackness and not the actual genetic makeup of a person.

Posted by: David at August 20, 2015 12:43 PM (UtRhK)

75 There was also the wala' system in Islam. If you were a freed slave and you thought your old master was a great guy, you could file for protection under that household. Quite a few people ended up as "trans-Arabs" that way.

Daniel Pipes wrote his thesis on that.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 20, 2015 12:43 PM (RgB71)

76 I'm quite surprised Shaun King is getting this much attention.. I thought he was just some punk writer newly added to the roster over at Daily Kooks.

Is he famous somewhere else?

Most folks love him over there, but he is pretty much an idiot.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 20, 2015 12:43 PM (so+oy)

77 All this stupid shit makes my colon twitch.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2015 12:43 PM (2Ojst)

78 My favorite movie is Barbershop.

Posted by: Shaun King at August 20, 2015 12:43 PM (8ZskC)

79 I couldn't make is a black person because I can't do that hand bump, grasp, shake thingy.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at August 20, 2015 12:43 PM (LXJ1e)

80 Lou Reed explained it all years ago...

I want to be black
Have natural rhythm
Shoot twenty feet of jism, too
And fuck up Jews
I want to be black
I want to be a Panther

Have a girlfriend named Samantha
And have a stable of foxy whores
Oh I want to be black

[Chorus:]
I don't want to be a fucked up, middle class,
College student anymore
I just want to have a stable of foxy little whores
Yeah, yeah I want to be black

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AO_IB661-PQ

Posted by: WTP at August 20, 2015 12:43 PM (sPO/s)

81 If discrimination happens in the forest, but there's no pigmentation around to define it, was there any racism?

Posted by: AmishDude at August 20, 2015 12:43 PM (Xd2w5)

82 >>The truth is that the Rad Fems really hate transwomen.


And they should - it's a form of cultural appropriation, and the idea that growing hair/donning a wig, some make-up, a dress and heels makes you a woman is preposterous.

And think of all those transfemale athletes who are going to destroy biological female athletes because yeah, men and women have diff bodies.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2015 12:44 PM (NOIQH)

83 "Someone should bring Mr King in for an interview, then play the Offspring's "Pretty Fly for a White Guy" as the bumper music."

See, I would have gone with Weird Al's "White and Nerdy."

Posted by: Qoheleth at August 20, 2015 12:44 PM (iIzG7)

84 It's his hipster visage that bothers me.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 20, 2015 12:44 PM (VdICR)

85 Posted by: Anna Puma at August 20, 2015 12:41 PM (Jwyij)

I gave in and watched Let the Right One in last night.

Posted by: Draki at August 20, 2015 12:44 PM (B/g/s)

86 I can name every item on the Popeye's menu from memory.

Posted by: Shaun King at August 20, 2015 12:45 PM (8ZskC)

87 Delight all you want, Ace, but ultimately, they're winning. I find it amusing, of course, but in the end, the left doesn't fight amongst themselves nearly as much as they should when these conflicts come up. Instead, they pay some lip service, ignore the cognitive dissonance, and go back to generally agitating for chaos or leftism.

Posted by: Grimaldi at August 20, 2015 12:45 PM (ntzLX)

88 Remember, King questioned Montiel Williams blackness. lol

King's fake race claim provides cover for his fake charities. He's made a lot of bucks off it. If that goes, then what is he going to do?

Rachel is suppose to be broke now but who knows? She can write a book, give lectures, do a reality televisions show.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 20, 2015 12:45 PM (iQIUe)

89 So he snookered Oprah.
Posted by: Buffalbob at August 20, 2015 12:41 PM (s4ykL)

Ooooh, he is going to get the James Frey treatment by Teh Oprah. She suffers no impertinence. Can't wait!

Posted by: LizLem at August 20, 2015 12:45 PM (hvf9s)

90 That's mighty white of you, Shaun King and Rachel Dolezal.

Posted by: Det. Harry Callahan at August 20, 2015 12:45 PM (JO9+V)

91 Look at me! I'm totally a black dude! Anybody got some fried chicken?

Posted by: Shaun King at August 20, 2015 12:45 PM (2XMpf)

92 Gave in and watched it? So what did you think of the movie Draki?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 20, 2015 12:45 PM (Jwyij)

93 "I can name every item on the Popeye's menu from memory."

So can I. Spinach. Done.

Posted by: Qoheleth at August 20, 2015 12:46 PM (iIzG7)

94 Like it's so *hard* to bamboozle Oprah. Frey did it with that million little pieces (of bullshit) book.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 20, 2015 12:46 PM (RgB71)

95 These are both cases of forcing the public to shared the delusion of the
afflicted. Just because Bruce or Rachel or Shaun have delusions about
what they actually are doesn't mean I do. And we should not redefine
what men and women are, what race and gender are, etc., to accommodate
them.
========

My Lamppost Analogy:

If a man claims he is a lamppost, must I call him a lamppost? What if he surgically attaches a cantilever and light-bulb to his forehead, is he now a lamppost? What if he paints himself gray and stands very, very still, has he now become a lamppost? Does he not now have nearly all the appearances of a lamppost and is now a lamppost? Or is he insane?

So, why then should I engage in this insanity that a person born a man should, later in life, be called a woman?

Posted by: RoyalOil at August 20, 2015 12:46 PM (ZvKdv)

96 >>I'm quite surprised Shaun King is getting this much attention..

IIRC, he got an Oprah college scholarship to a black college.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2015 12:46 PM (NOIQH)

97 I swear, I really do like grape soda!

Posted by: Shaun King at August 20, 2015 12:46 PM (OD2ni)

98 Apparently he's a BlackLivesMatter activist. I stopped reading at that point, but your stomach may be stronger than mine.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shaun_King_(activist)

Posted by: Michael the Hobbit


Heh. Thnks.

I was better off not knowing.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 20, 2015 12:46 PM (ZCFje)

99 Bigger question: Why can't you just identify as a different race/sex/etc. without changing your appearance or behavior?

I was thinking about this vis-a-vis Jenner. What if a man wants to identify as a woman, but doesn't want to go with any of the cisnormative trappings such as longer hair, makeup, shaved body parts, breasts, genitals or feminine behavior.

Forget everything else, can a man simply say "I identify as a woman" and have that be sufficient, absent any other change? I would think so.

Posted by: AmishDude at August 20, 2015 12:46 PM (Xd2w5)

100 Why would he voluntarily surrender that sweet, sweet White Privilege, unless it was to qualify for some greater privilege, or benefit.


Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 20, 2015 12:46 PM (VPLuQ)

101 Create protected classes in law and you will see people aspire to be in those classes, and even make efforts to join them. This isn't complicated.

Common people tried to pass as aristocrats, I'd imagine, in feudal societies too. Black Americans tried to pass as white to avoid slavery and Jim Crow. Teachers overstate their degrees to get better pay, and CEO aspirants overstate their qualifications to get the top job.

Create artificial barriers and the human desire to get ahead any possible way will push people past them.

Posted by: MTF at August 20, 2015 12:46 PM (TxJGV)

102 79 I couldn't make is a black person because I can't do that hand bump, grasp, shake thingy.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at August 20, 2015 12:43 PM (LXJ1e)

You joke, but I'm fairly convinced that people on the left would agree with you. They would say that if you were able and willing to take up those elements of black culture (including progressive politics), then you'd be more authentically black than Clarence Thomas (who, we all know, actually grew up under institutionalized discrimination).

Posted by: David at August 20, 2015 12:46 PM (UtRhK)

103 Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2015 12:32 PM (gf8BH)

I might count as that, but it's mostly because I'd rather Son fought for the IDF than be drafted into a US military being used to fight *for* the terrorist nations (a direction we are definitely headed in).

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 20, 2015 12:47 PM (GDulk)

104 Note that when a group is really truly being oppressed and persecuted nobody tries to pass themselves off as a member of that group. There were no gentile Germans trying to pass themselves off as Jews in Berlin in 1942. There are no Muslims passing themselves off as Christians in Iraq or Cairo today, just to show that they're, you know, down with the struggle.

Once again, it's the leftist form of redemption on the cheap. Identify with an "oppressed group" and play the fashionable victim and get those benis without actually putting yourself at any risk at all (outside of the risk of being exposed as a liar - which didn't seem to bother either Fauxahontas or White Like Me Rachel.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands) at August 20, 2015 12:47 PM (u0lmX)

105 I only smoke menthols.

Posted by: Shaun King at August 20, 2015 12:47 PM (8ZskC)

106 King did ge a free scholarship by lying bout being black. What about the REAL black person that lost out to this lying racist?

At the very least he should put a real black kid through college.

Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at August 20, 2015 12:47 PM (f+6Pd)

107
Rachel is suppose to be broke now but who knows? She can write a book, give lectures, do a reality televisions show.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 20, 2015 12:45 PM (iQIUe)







Y'know, from the time her situation blew up, I'd thought she looked familiar......from PornHub. Wouldn't surprise me in the slightest.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 20, 2015 12:47 PM (xcrCh)

108 Shawn White...Lol

Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2015 12:47 PM (NOIQH)

109 There might be some family dysfunction too as his dad has a record and there is some indication of dad's drug abuse. Should he make up an identity of a different race? No. But I have known people from all kinds of backgrounds who disassociated from them and some had really idiosyncratic ways to do so. Changing your race, making yourself a public person and going on the scam is not one of the better ways to do it.

Posted by: Lester at August 20, 2015 12:48 PM (2UPXV)

110 Make me a shake!

Posted by: Duke of Doubt at August 20, 2015 12:48 PM (2lndx)

111 The world is full of weirdos: covered head-to-toe with tattoos, grommets in their ears, ball bearings implanted under their scalp, plastic surgeried to look like cats, limbs amputated for psychic gratification, weird gender and race identification, bizarre religious beliefs. In the near future we'll have machine/human hybrids and transhumans. Get used to it, because there's no going back. I just don't see what penalty Ace thinks they pay for it. Hell, a lot of those weirdos are living better than I am, and I'm just an ordinary boring nondescript tattooless old white man yankee in blue jeans.

Posted by: gp at August 20, 2015 12:48 PM (mk9aG)

112 I here that there are some perks that come with being black.

Posted by: Latrina, the poster formerly known as VIA. at August 20, 2015 12:48 PM (VPLuQ)

113 Eh, a person's identity is exactly what the Left says it is, neither more nor less. Is it convenient for this man to be a woman? Does it alienate our power base if this white man claims to be black? Then the man is a woman and the white man isn't black. They deem this so and that not so, and get away with it unquestioned.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at August 20, 2015 12:48 PM (RD7QR)

114 "I can name every item on the Popeye's menu from memory."

So can I. Spinach. Done.>>>

When Popeye owned a Diner he served hamburgers to Wimpy. So more than just Spinach.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at August 20, 2015 12:48 PM (aVYsC)

115 Shaun King is whiter than Shaun White.

Posted by: AmishDude at August 20, 2015 12:48 PM (Xd2w5)

116 ace please. these people saw advantage in what did. high profile advantage.

Posted by: X at August 20, 2015 12:49 PM (xGNLA)

117 I've never rapped before
and I'm kind of f*cking drunk,

but I'll give it a shot,
alright.



I got a grey kitty,
white one and a tabby too.


And a big orange guy
who puts snakes in my shoes.

Posted by: Bubbles at August 20, 2015 12:49 PM (HJqXj)

118 on weft-cut loop's suggestion, i added an introduction to start the piece.


I mentioned this yesterday, I guess I assume you people READ THE BLOG, but of course it was crazy to assume that

Posted by: ace at August 20, 2015 12:49 PM (dciA+)

119 Shaun King put his Kools out on my floor.

Posted by: Billy Ray Valentine at August 20, 2015 12:49 PM (OD2ni)

120 Aaaand then there's all that race/gender rejection crap by the Left when you're not on board w/their agenda - just ask Clarence Thomas about constantly being told he's not really black, or Sarah Palin not being a woman.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2015 12:50 PM (NOIQH)

121 South Park did this over ten years ago. The transblack concept where Kyle could just have surgery to make himself black.

Godfrey Elfrick on twitter was yucking it up about a year ago about being a black guy stuck in a white guy's body.

These people are beyond fucking parody at this point.

Posted by: El Kabong at August 20, 2015 12:50 PM (75gXb)

122 I only drink Pepsi. And purple drank.

Posted by: Shaun King at August 20, 2015 12:50 PM (XhzTz)

123 Obama never had a history of persecution. In fact his family benefitted from both slavery and Jim Crow.

Posted by: Avi at August 20, 2015 12:50 PM (Gx3Fe)

124 So if people call me an asshole, it's nothing, but if I call myself an asshole, I'm an authentic asshole?

How does that work again?

Posted by: anon a mouse at August 20, 2015 12:51 PM (C9pBZ)

125 I mentioned this yesterday, I guess I assume you people READ THE BLOG, but of course it was crazy to assume that





Posted by: ace at August 20, 2015 12:49 PM (dciA+)

We come for the cat pictures on the side bar, but stay for the commenting madness.

Posted by: Draki at August 20, 2015 12:51 PM (B/g/s)

126 Seriously though, his rap album, "12 inches of snow" was a classic.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 20, 2015 12:51 PM (2l5vw)

127

So bizarre.

Democrats create labels and groupings of people, pitting them against each other, offering them candy and gifts, then, realizing, hey! I want those too, and I need to be seen and heard!, so I'm one of those I created.

Cut out a hole, stick finger in it.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2015 12:51 PM (qCMvj)

128 I self-identify as brilliant because I'm bored most of the time.

Posted by: Low Information President at August 20, 2015 12:51 PM (UlJ3l)

129 "I mentioned this yesterday, I guess I assume you people READ THE BLOG, but of course it was crazy to assume that "

Is that the part that we skip over to get to the comments?


We're supposed to read that?

Posted by: Latrina, the poster formerly known as VIA. at August 20, 2015 12:51 PM (VPLuQ)

130 If I self-identify as "black" and get a "black" haircut, can I file for 8( a ) status and get rich?

Posted by: Jean at August 20, 2015 12:51 PM (ztOda)

131 Actually, this case sorta puts the lie to the "rampant white racism in the US" argument.

They "choose" to be "black" because the reality is that blacks are coddled and tiptoed around by whites now like they were sacred beings rather than just normal people.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 20, 2015 12:51 PM (mZAAh)

132
I mentioned this yesterday, I guess I assume you people READ THE BLOG, but of course it was crazy to assume that

Posted by: ace at August 20, 2015 12:49 PM (dciA+)








Ooo, look. Ewok made a funny.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 20, 2015 12:51 PM (xcrCh)

133 I don't know why, i can't quite put my finger on it, but while #BlackLivesMatter activists usually annoy me, suddenly I feel a certain sympatico with this Shaun King fellow.

Like, I feel like I could hang out with him, like at the marina or shopping at Pottery Barn.

I just don't know what it is. Something about him just makes me want to go out and get a pumpkin-spiced starbucks latte now.

Posted by: ace at August 20, 2015 12:51 PM (dciA+)

134 I think that it is as simple as some people need to present themselves as being "victimized" by society to gain sympathy, attention, or any assortment of benefits either real or to their psyche.

Posted by: Cheri at August 20, 2015 12:51 PM (oiNtH)

135 This post is J-Roc approved, know what i'm sayin'?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N68t7NvuTgQ

Posted by: Ricky & Julian at August 20, 2015 12:51 PM (FgEo4)

136 Let's have a dance off, Shaun King!

Posted by: Carlton at August 20, 2015 12:51 PM (JO9+V)

137 Fuck you bitch Shaun King, Ice Ice Maybe!

Posted by: MC Flurry at August 20, 2015 12:51 PM (vsbNu)

138 Can he dunk?

Posted by: tu3031 at August 20, 2015 12:51 PM (YFFpo)

139 Who is blacker, Rachel Dolezal or Coldalezza Rice?

Who is a woman, Caitlyn Jenner or Sarah Palin?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2015 12:51 PM (NOIQH)

140 I read that king got an "Oprah scholarship" only available to blacks.

So yes, he benefited from his deception.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at August 20, 2015 12:52 PM (7ObY1)

141 And in News of the world, lost Nazi treasure train might be in Poland

http://preview.tinyurl.com/ownya4j

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 20, 2015 12:52 PM (Jwyij)

142 120 Aaaand then there's all that race/gender rejection crap by the Left when you're not on board w/their agenda - just ask Clarence Thomas about constantly being told he's not really black, or Sarah Palin not being a woman.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2015 12:50 PM (NOIQH)

Ideology is the prime determining factor. The rest are secondary.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2015 12:52 PM (2Ojst)

143

#BlackWannaBeLivesMatter

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2015 12:52 PM (qCMvj)

144 Google the leader of the Congressional Black Caucus.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G._K._Butterfield

Now mind you, this guy is actually part black. Unlike these other bozos, he has actual black ancestry.

But still, he looks about as a black as Carrot Top does. Doleezal looks more black then him and, consequently, probably experiences more fictional racism in her daily life.

Crazy stuff.

Posted by: Not Mitt Romney at August 20, 2015 12:52 PM (TULs6)

145 I'm a 6'5" Leprechaun. Keep your cis-normative fingers off my luck charms you homos.

Posted by: Angry White Irish at August 20, 2015 12:52 PM (oDCMR)

146 >>>The really bad news is that this little cuckhold is likely no worse than the rest of the worthless dregs that make up Black Lives Matter.

do you understand there is a group of out and proud White Supremacists who are really pushing the cuckold/cuckservative/racial cuck insult ?

Posted by: ace at August 20, 2015 12:52 PM (dciA+)

147

#FauxLivesMatter

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2015 12:52 PM (qCMvj)

148 Ok, that picture is hilarious. Dude cut his hair short and dyed it black. At least the other faker black chick went all in on the hair.

Posted by: Lauren at August 20, 2015 12:52 PM (iciIB)

149 Heck, look at former NAACP head Ben Jealous - he looks a lot like Shawn King.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2015 12:52 PM (NOIQH)

150 120 Aaaand then there's all that race/gender rejection crap by the Left when you're not on board w/their agenda - just ask Clarence Thomas about constantly being told he's not really black, or Sarah Palin not being a woman.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2015 12:50 PM (NOIQH)

Because, to the left, race and gender is no longer about anything genetic or biological. It's about cultural markers, and they've decided that in order to be a true woman or minority, then you must follow those markers (namely progressive politics), otherwise you are not part of the race or gender. Not of the body.

Just wait until they really get behind the idea of saying that humanity isn't genetic, and that if you aren't ideologically leftist, then you are not human. Just imagine what their consciences will allow them to do then.

Posted by: David at August 20, 2015 12:53 PM (UtRhK)

151 I like the way he purses his lips in his photos for the serious-angry "black" look.

Posted by: rrpjr at August 20, 2015 12:53 PM (s/yC1)

152 Posted by: ace at August 20, 2015 12:51 PM (dciA+)

He was part of the Black Lives Matter outreach program. They needed to expand their base.

Posted by: AmishDude at August 20, 2015 12:53 PM (Xd2w5)

153
obama's ancestors sold slaves to shaun king's and ben afflek's ancestors.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 20, 2015 12:53 PM (ODxAs)

154 >>> I think that it is as simple as some people need to present themselves as being "victimized" by society to gain sympathy, attention, or any assortment of benefits either real or to their psyche.

could be that at play, but for this kind of major identity change, you gotta also think that they just really, really want to be black, and already "feel" black, too.

Posted by: ace at August 20, 2015 12:53 PM (dciA+)

155 The transblack concept where Kyle could just have surgery to make himself black.

If that was the dolphin episode, it was painfully funny. And I mean, not in the laugh yourself painful way. It was just very funny and very painful to watch at the same time.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 20, 2015 12:53 PM (2lndx)

156 King did ge a free scholarship by lying bout being black. What about the REAL black person that lost out to this lying racist?

In a sane world, Don Lemon would have brought this person out during the interview and had Mr. King explain why it was right for this disadvantaged youth to be denied an opportunity because of his fraud. And Don Lemon would shame Oprah into making right with whoever got hosed over King.

But, we don't live in a sane world.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at August 20, 2015 12:54 PM (/HC6x)

157 I mentioned this yesterday, I guess I assume you people READ THE BLOG, but of course it was crazy to assume that



Posted by: ace at August 20, 2015 12:49 PM (dciA+)




Threadwinnah!

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 20, 2015 12:54 PM (JO9+V)

158 As if we needed another anecdote demonstrating that our age is infected with folly.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 20, 2015 12:54 PM (ZCFje)

159 Like most of the guys here I'm a lesbian trapped in a mans body.

Posted by: Bosk at August 20, 2015 12:54 PM (n2K+4)

160 These people are beyond fucking parody at this point."

Ahem.

Posted by: Sergeant Lincoln Osiris at August 20, 2015 12:54 PM (C9pBZ)

161 I like the choice of a pale-as-snow outfit to make his skin appear darker.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, wondering why certain officials aren't imprisoned at August 20, 2015 12:54 PM (/Ho8c)

162 He did get real advantage: he got a scholarship to Morehouse that was intended to go to a real black man. So he's raaaaacist.

Also, he called out Montel Williams as not really black once and Montel is having a lot of fun with this revelation on Twitter now.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 20, 2015 12:54 PM (Xmodw)

163 You can't have this discussion without mentioning Chappell's Race Draft. Man I miss that show.

Posted by: Cruzinator at August 20, 2015 12:55 PM (cJswI)

164 It sure is easy to fool all of the black people all of the time. If that isn't the bigotry of low expectations I don't know is.

Posted by: Shaun King at August 20, 2015 12:55 PM (XhzTz)

165 This dude is whiter than I am, and that's saying something.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2015 12:55 PM (2Ojst)

166 Lying about being black to get free shit is an act of love.

Posted by: iJeb! That Knows Love When He Sees It at August 20, 2015 12:55 PM (f+6Pd)

167 So... are there any actual African-Americans in these racialist movements? Or just a bunch of mentally-ill black-face wannabes?

Posted by: theCork at August 20, 2015 12:55 PM (hbAdE)

168 And we should keep in mind that the reason we must all be forced to accept the insanity that a person born a man can, later in life, become a woman, is that it calls into question the whole "born that way" for all gays.

See, they must always have been "a woman born into a man's body" rather than a choice made later in life, driven by their environment and/or degrading mental health.

For, if there are any non-biological factors which could change the "gender identity," there then could be non-biological factors which affect sexual identity.

Posted by: RoyalOil at August 20, 2015 12:55 PM (ZvKdv)

169
the other day i was mountain biking with Shaun King and he said "H2O is life" and I said "You mean hydration" and he goes "nah brah" and drops this sick jam on me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vyMuxxLsD0

Posted by: ace at August 20, 2015 12:56 PM (dciA+)

170 Just imagine what their consciences will allow them to do then."

No need to imagine the worst of what "progressives" do...
we've seen it before.

Posted by: anon a mouse at August 20, 2015 12:56 PM (C9pBZ)

171 I identify as a college swim team girl and demand access to the showers.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Team Lefty and Scamp at August 20, 2015 12:56 PM (JtwS4)

172
I am an Olympic Decathlete trapped in a meat popsicle. How dare you think differently.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 20, 2015 12:56 PM (xcrCh)

173
Didn't we read about 6 months ago that the KKK was now accepting blacks?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 20, 2015 12:56 PM (ODxAs)

174
Shaun King, Rachel Dolezal, Elizabeth Warren...Identity Politics isthat magical intersection betweenentitlementand narcissism. To condemn these people is to agree with their bullshit premise. We should praise them for their creativity and declare it National Unicorn Appreciation Day.

Posted by: JBrother at August 20, 2015 12:56 PM (tiZ4y)

175 Shouldn't this guy get to vote twice now?

Posted by: Angry White Irish at August 20, 2015 12:56 PM (oDCMR)

176 Iowahawk had a great montage posted on twitter yesterday, I posted this

David Burge @iowahawkblog

A black lady, a black man, and an Indian walk into a bar #StopMeIfYouveHeardThisOne


goto the link and see the pict (scroll down a bit)
https://twitter.com/iowahawkblog/with_replies

ha!

You'll have to scroll farther down to find it. 21 hours ago.

Hilarious.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2015 12:56 PM (qCMvj)

177 He did bring down the average for penis size for black men.

Posted by: Cruzinator at August 20, 2015 12:57 PM (cJswI)

178 "I'm a little insulted no one is pretending to be Jooooish? "

LOL, I know a guy who always claimed to Jew, even tho' he never set foot in a temple, wore a yarmulke, etc. At his mothers funeral I learned she was a Christian and his father is a Jew.

I know the rules.

Posted by: navybrat at August 20, 2015 12:57 PM (JgC5a)

179 >>So... are there any actual African-Americans in these racialist movements? Or just a bunch of mentally-ill black-face wannabes?


Well, there's also the Palestinian-Americans who have been all in with the Ferguson riots/BLM activities. Bing "Bassem Masri".

Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2015 12:57 PM (NOIQH)

180 ... are there any actual African-Americans in these racialist movements? Or just a bunch of mentally-ill black-face wannabes?
Posted by: theCork


Sure there are, they just needed some white folks to get themselves organized.

Posted by: Jean at August 20, 2015 12:57 PM (ztOda)

181 >>> He did get real advantage: he got a scholarship to Morehouse that was intended to go to a real black man. So he's raaaaacist.

Also, he called out Montel Williams as not really black once and Montel is having a lot of fun with this revelation on Twitter now.

...

yes i suppose he got that advantage.

but i don't know if he got something he wouldn't have otherwise have gotten at a different school -- one could speculate that maybe he was a good student (who knows, go with me) and could have gotten into many colleges with some kind of scholarship, but wanted to go to a black college, because that's who he "felt" he was.

Posted by: ace at August 20, 2015 12:57 PM (dciA+)

182 I've thought this is why the black community really hated Bill Cosby originally, not just for his "pull your pants up" stuff.

You look at the 80s Cosby Show and come to the conclusion that the Huxtable kids had it better and easier in life than most kids in the country and that giving kids in their situation affirmative action would be just ridiculous.

And yet, that's who gets affirmative action. Poor kids from bad neighborhoods rarely get to the point where they can compete at the level of the special set-asides.

Posted by: AmishDude at August 20, 2015 12:57 PM (Xd2w5)

183 Another member of the NAACP: Not Actually A Colored Person.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 20, 2015 12:57 PM (2l5vw)

184 175 Shouldn't this guy get to vote twice now?
Posted by: Angry White Irish at August 20, 2015 12:56 PM (oDCMR)

Wait, he died?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2015 12:57 PM (2Ojst)

185 He is either white or had an unfortunate accident with a tanker truck full of Clorox.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at August 20, 2015 12:58 PM (/HC6x)

186 Shaun King, Rachel Dolezal, Elizabeth
Warren...Identity Politics isthat magical intersection
between entitlementand narcissism. To condemn these people is to agree
with their bullshit premise. We should praise them for their creativity
and declare it National Unicorn Appreciation Day.

Posted by: JBrother at August 20, 2015 12:56 PM (tiZ4y)


Damn straight!

Posted by: Ward Churchill at August 20, 2015 12:58 PM (JO9+V)

187 Elizabeth Warren has paid no penalty whatsoever for her ancestry lies. Hillary is an obvious liar and criminal, but she'll never see prison; she may not become president, but she'll live the rest of her life about ten million times richer than Ace and me put together. Sharpton and Jesse Jackson are just as happy as ever. The BLM troublemakers continue to be taken seriously by the press and academia. It's a weird weird world, and a lot of malefactors skate by.

Posted by: gp at August 20, 2015 12:58 PM (mk9aG)

188 Well we think Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton are authentic...

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 20, 2015 12:58 PM (Jwyij)

189 He received a free education from oprah, so I guess he got something for his burden, but why people purposely choose to live a dishonest life is beyond me.
Posted by: Dr. McCoy at August 20, 2015 12:42 PM (ODxAs)

So he took a scholarship away from an actual black kid.

Posted by: @votermom at August 20, 2015 12:58 PM (cbfNE)

190 Comin' straight outa Boise

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 20, 2015 12:58 PM (v+/21)

191 So, pretending to be black is now okay after all? Somebody owes Ted Danson an apology.

Posted by: Qoheleth at August 20, 2015 12:58 PM (iIzG7)

192 If only there were some type of physical attribute claimed by men who are black at birth.



I can hear it in the Locker Room now, "Shaun's got himself a white mans dick"

Posted by: Latrina, the poster formerly known as VIA. at August 20, 2015 12:58 PM (VPLuQ)

193 Was this lying racist Shaun King one of the blm leaders demanding no white people be in the group?

Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at August 20, 2015 12:58 PM (f+6Pd)

194 the other day i was mountain biking with Shaun King and he said "H2O is life"

What, not a Frank Herbert reference?

Posted by: anon a mouse at August 20, 2015 12:58 PM (C9pBZ)

195 Fun kerfluffle in the trans community for you guy to be aware of:

There is a new Stonewall documentary coming out. The trans community and trans supporters in the gay community are vocally telling everyone to boycott it. Why? Because it uses a fake composite white gay male as the hero, when it was trans people of color that were on the front lines that night. Is fascinating to see the vitriol.

And I'm guessing the moviemakers thought these people would be the most excited for the movie! Thought wrong.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/o3rref3

Posted by: LizLem at August 20, 2015 12:58 PM (hvf9s)

196
Quick! Someone grab ace, pull down his pants, bend him over, and check to see if he is still a virgin. Probably, a doctor shd do this...Muldoon!!!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 20, 2015 12:58 PM (iQIUe)

197 101 Create protected classes in law and you will see people aspire to be in those classes, and even make efforts to join them. This isn't complicated.

Posted by: MTF at August 20, 2015 12:46 PM (TxJGV)

Also, if you're taught by your teachers and the larger society that your (real) race is the cause of every evil in the world, well, that influences these pathetic people too.

I'm not advocating for a racist, yay, white DNA! position, but damnit, Western Civilization rocks. It brought the world freedom and prosperity - I'm tired of the privileged, spoiled products of that civilization blaming it for the world's misery.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands) at August 20, 2015 12:59 PM (u0lmX)

198 Early Shaun, dirtbag development stage.

https://goo.gl/iNSYED

Posted by: maddogg at August 20, 2015 12:59 PM (xWW96)

199
Like most of the guys here I'm a lesbian trapped in a mans body.

Posted by: Bosk at August 20, 2015 12:54 PM (n2K+4)







I just want to be a regular straight guy trapped inside Kate Upton. I don't think that's too much to ask, is it?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 20, 2015 12:59 PM (xcrCh)

200 but i don't know if he got something he wouldn't have otherwise have gotten at a different school

Of course he did. He got a credential as an Authentic Educated Black Man.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 20, 2015 12:59 PM (2l5vw)

201 Logic never deterred a Lefty

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at August 20, 2015 12:59 PM (laMCB)

202 Another point worth noting is that the same crowd that's getting all excited about this is the same crowd who:

1) tells you that race shouldn't matter, and if it does matter to you, YOU'RE racist (which, you must accept, is the worst possible thing a person can be).

2) tells you that YOU are "anti-science", even though the bit about having "the history of persecution that real black people did" applies magical attributes to a person, in defiance of any science.

3) sometimes - when pressed - they will claim that there's no such thing as race, SCIENTIFICALLY (before claiming that you are inherently, genetically, racist for being white!).

Basically, it's all emotionalized excuse-making for anti-white racism, with the usual leftist greedily-guarded goal of seizing power in the name of "defending victims".

Posted by: Optimizer at August 20, 2015 12:59 PM (/q6+P)

203 Now that I think about it, the Oprah interview with the guy with two penises looks a little fishy. I hope her donation to the Twin Penises Institute wasn't part of a scam.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at August 20, 2015 12:59 PM (1RNgT)

204 I identify as 16.

I demand to serve my time in a juvenile facility.

Posted by: Jared Fogle at August 20, 2015 01:00 PM (o+SC1)

205 I'm a little insulted no one is pretending to be Jooooish? What are we Chopped livers? If you cut us do we not bleed?

Posted by: Nevergiveup


Shomer fucking shabbos!

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at August 20, 2015 01:00 PM (ZCFje)

206 The left is all about conning people; Rachael Dolezal and Shaun King ran good cons so the left will accept them as fake but accurate. I have this bridge in NYC for sale, I wonder if I can get Hillary! to buy it?

Posted by: An Observation at August 20, 2015 01:00 PM (+KULC)

207 "I mentioned this yesterday, I guess I assume you people READ THE BLOG, but of course it was crazy to assume that "

Posted by: ace at August 20, 2015 12:49 PM (dciA+)


There were kids in school who used to read everything too.

We smacked them around a lot.

Posted by: jwest at August 20, 2015 01:00 PM (P/xrJ)

208 Blackface is racist. This guy is in blackface. Blackface is fine though when you're fighting racism. So there's nothing wrong with blackface per se.

This is "progressive" logic.

Posted by: Feh at August 20, 2015 01:00 PM (pUNiT)

209 Posted by: Anna Puma at August 20, 2015 12:58 PM (Jwyij)

Anna you convinced me, I watched Let the Right One In last night.

Posted by: Draki at August 20, 2015 01:00 PM (B/g/s)

210

Read the blog... heh.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2015 01:00 PM (qCMvj)

211 204 I identify as 16.

I demand to serve my time in a juvenile facility.
Posted by: Jared Fogle at August 20, 2015 01:00 PM (o+SC1)

I don't think that will work out quite how you envision it.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2015 01:00 PM (2Ojst)

212 Keep flaring those nostrils, dude. There's apparently big cash money in that.

Posted by: Dang at August 20, 2015 01:00 PM (2oWD2)

213 "There's a lot more
to being black

than just being down with NWA.


Seriously.

You know what I mean?

, There's black and there's
white and then there's you J Roc

and I still don't know
what the fuck that is yet."



Posted by: Detroit Velvet Smooth at August 20, 2015 01:00 PM (HJqXj)

214
Shaun King and me once snuck into a Charlie Daniels Band concert

Posted by: ace at August 20, 2015 01:00 PM (dciA+)

215 "So if people call me an asshole, it's nothing, but if I call myself an asshole, I'm an authentic asshole?
"

--------------------------

The old "Were you born an asshole or did you work at it your whole life? Either way you're an asshole tonight."

Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at August 20, 2015 01:00 PM (f+6Pd)

216 I was born a poor black child...

Posted by: Shaun "Navin Johnson" King at August 20, 2015 01:01 PM (ZDJwC)

217 19 Making up your own ancestry storylying is pretty common on the left.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at August 20, 2015 12:36 PM (aVYsC)

Fixed

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at August 20, 2015 01:01 PM (laMCB)

218 I think the most interesting thing about the left's predominant attitude towards race is that they are so dichotomous about the whole thing.

On the one hand, they hold race to be this all important thing that drives everything from every little interpersonal interaction to every piece of legislation in the country.

But, at the same time, they so blithely discard any serious definition of it in favor of wishy-washy categorizations that put emphasis on things other than those that would most likely lead to actual discrimination (like, say, skin color is less important than ideology when determining someone's blackness).

If you were to push that to its logical conclusion, does that mean that the early black civil rights leaders like Booker T. Washington would not be considered authentically black because they emphasized individual accomplishment and effort over governmental largess?

Posted by: David at August 20, 2015 01:01 PM (UtRhK)

219 I also heard that King has been peddling some story for years that he was violently assaulted in High School by a gang of white racists. Turns out it was BS and he got his ass kicked by one guy for bullying the guy's ex-girfrined.

Posted by: Benji Carver at August 20, 2015 01:01 PM (OD2ni)

220 He is either white or had an unfortunate accident with a tanker truck full of Clorox.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life


Thanks, you nearly made me choke to death.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, wondering why certain officials aren't imprisoned at August 20, 2015 01:01 PM (/Ho8c)

221 Back to writing and editing. Only 13% of the edit to work through.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 20, 2015 01:01 PM (Jwyij)

222 >>You look at the 80s Cosby Show and come to the conclusion that the Huxtable kids had it better and easier in life than most kids in the country and that giving kids in their situation affirmative action would be just ridiculous.


What's sad is that was intentional - Cosby wanted to show a successful, functional, in-tact black family so that black viewers would have something to aspire to, and for whites to see that not all black families are as usually depicted.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2015 01:01 PM (NOIQH)

223 206 The left is all about conning people; Rachael Dolezal and Shaun King ran good cons so the left will accept them as fake but accurate. I have this bridge in NYC for sale, I wonder if I can get Hillary! to buy it?

Posted by: An Observation at August 20, 2015 01:00 PM (+KULC)

It's just a blob of cells!

Posted by: Planned Parenthood aka Murder Inc. at August 20, 2015 01:01 PM (u0lmX)

224 "Like most of the guys here I'm a lesbian trapped in a mans body. "

I've been using that line for like, 25 years. Never thought I'd see the day when such a statement would be taken seriously.

Posted by: WTP at August 20, 2015 01:01 PM (CGjum)

225 You notice that there are no white guys pretending to be Asian. A little more difficult to pull off.

Posted by: Cruzinator at August 20, 2015 01:02 PM (cJswI)

226 I yam what I yam, what I yam, what I yam...

Ya knows somethin's? That shit sounds fucking crazy!

Posted by: Popeye at August 20, 2015 01:02 PM (2oWD2)

227 Wait, you mean creating incentives for people to identify within artificial categories will result in people identifying within artifical categories? I had no idea.

I need to write Sen. Elizabeth Warren about this issue.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 20, 2015 01:02 PM (659DL)

228 could be that at play, but for this kind of major identity change, you gotta also think that they just really, really want to be black, and already "feel" black, too.



Posted by: ace at August 20, 2015 12:53 PM (dciA+)


Maybe? Or maybe they identify with the victimhood and want that more than the race thing.

Posted by: tsrlbke PhD(c), rogue bioethicist at August 20, 2015 01:02 PM (tM4uk)

229 >>If you were to push that to its logical conclusion, does that mean that the early black civil rights leaders like Booker T. Washington would not be considered authentically black because they emphasized individual accomplishment and effort over governmental largess?


Hell, yes!

Posted by: Current Progressives at August 20, 2015 01:02 PM (NOIQH)

230 It's just a blob of cells!

Posted by: Planned Parenthood aka Murder Inc. at August 20, 2015 01:01 PM (u0lmX)

Been reading a lot of dumb pro-choice people arguing that cancer cells are like fetus cells and should be aborted....

Posted by: Draki at August 20, 2015 01:03 PM (B/g/s)

231 Somebody should animate Shaun King's face to sing something by Vanilla Ice.

Posted by: Feh at August 20, 2015 01:03 PM (pUNiT)

232 As for Rachael Doleezal, no one will be comfortable talking about it but it must surely be a coincidence that the white girl who thinks she's black grew up with liberal race-cucking parents who adopted 3 other black children to split their parental resources between, and left the girl home while they went off to Africa to preen their liberal cred and help the poor starving black people some more. Surely no respectable psychiatrist would suspect any kind of a developmental link here. Total coincidence.

Doleezal is 100% a product of her environment. Or maybe her actual biological genes, one or the other. Perhaps both. And then the Spanish Inquisition. Either way I suspect her parents are as fucked in the head as she is.

As for the 'cucking' allegation, I don't think it's bad and wouldn't insult someone just because they adopted different race children or went on charity trips to help foreigners. I offer that the proof is in the pudding. It's obvious from their daughter that they did it to a point that gave her issues.

Posted by: Not Mitt Romney at August 20, 2015 01:04 PM (TULs6)

233 >>> I also heard that King has been peddling some story for years that he was violently assaulted in High School by a gang of white racists. Turns out it was BS and he got his ass kicked by one guy for bullying the guy's ex-girfrined.


i heard that too when I wrote it on the blog yesterday

Posted by: ace at August 20, 2015 01:04 PM (dciA+)

234 The BLM troublemakers continue to be taken seriously
by the press and academia.

Posted by: gp at August 20, 2015 12:58 PM


And by the "Conservative" Comment-O-Sphere.

I would never have heard of these two individuals had it not been for all the Outraged Outrage from the Righty Media. I tend to dismiss what the Left says as more-or-less useless noise; that's becoming more and more of a "thing" for the Right as well.

This dude's life matters just as much as that of some anonymous guy in, say, Peach Springs, Arizona. Ditto for the chick.

Posted by: MrScribbler at August 20, 2015 01:04 PM (0atQl)

235 Family member tells CNN that Lemon is yellow, and so are Mom and Dad.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at August 20, 2015 01:04 PM (U6f54)

236 -- one could speculate that maybe he was a good student (who knows, go with me) and could have gotten into many colleges with some kind of scholarship, but wanted to go to a black college, because that's who he "felt" he was.

--
Ace, he got an immediate 200 to 400 point boost on his SAT by claiming to be black. So if he was a near top student as a "black" he might only have been a mediocre student as a white or an Asian.

#AsianBrainMatter

Posted by: @votermom at August 20, 2015 01:04 PM (cbfNE)

237 I self-identified as a mare. Unfortunately, my repressive colon refused to identify as a horse's vagina.

Posted by: zombie Mr. Hands at August 20, 2015 01:04 PM (EHU9F)

238
I was born a poor white lesbian with no penis!

Posted by: Sally Kohn, Lesbian Activist at August 20, 2015 01:04 PM (OiFtZ)

239
don't forget
Kasich=Jeb

Posted by: Yo! at August 20, 2015 01:04 PM (W6iIX)

240 Did he ever pretend to be a Kenyan foreign exchange student?

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at August 20, 2015 01:04 PM (HJqXj)

241 >>>s for Rachael Doleezal, no one will be comfortable talking about it but it must surely be a coincidence that the white girl who thinks she's black grew up with liberal race-cucking parents who adopted 3 other black children to split their parental resources between, a

great more people who feel empowered by the White Supremacist lingo "race-cuck"

Posted by: ace at August 20, 2015 01:04 PM (dciA+)

242 Hand me a schtickle of fluoride, would you?

Posted by: Dr. Tim Watley at August 20, 2015 01:05 PM (NF2Bf)

243 >>Been reading a lot of dumb pro-choice people arguing that cancer cells are like fetus cells and should be aborted....


Ah, so when you remove a cancerous tumor it's still breathing outside the host's body?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2015 01:05 PM (NOIQH)

244 Shawn King knows what it means to be a black man in a world ruled by rich white people! America's chickens! Are coming home! To roost.

Posted by: Bigby's Snake handling Hands at August 20, 2015 01:05 PM (9dwWF)

245 I was in the OR when Shaun was born and he was black when he came out.

Posted by: Brian Williams at August 20, 2015 01:05 PM (f+6Pd)

246 You notice that there are no white guys pretending to be Asian. A little more difficult to pull off.

Posted by: Cruzinator

Fuck you. I was PERFECT!!!

Posted by: Mickey Rooney as Mr. Yunoishi in Breakfast at Tiffany's at August 20, 2015 01:05 PM (2oWD2)

247 I would never have heard of these two individuals had it not been for all the Outraged Outrage from the Righty Media. I tend to dismiss what the Left says as more-or-less useless noise; that's becoming more and more of a "thing" for the Right as well.

This dude's life matters just as much as that of some anonymous guy in, say, Peach Springs, Arizona. Ditto for the chick.
Posted by: MrScribbler at August 20, 2015 01:04 PM (0atQl)

Is it outrage? I figured it was bemusement.

Posted by: David at August 20, 2015 01:05 PM (UtRhK)

248 It seems obvious, now, that he's white, but he had previously mostly preferred black and white pictures of himself, where his skin color wasn't clear and so where his haircut and facial hair "read" as black.

Is he the guy from the Zillow commercials?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 20, 2015 01:05 PM (MYSVz)

249 Peach Springs, Arizona"

Bet ya'll didn't know that's a real place, huh?

Posted by: anon a mouse at August 20, 2015 01:05 PM (C9pBZ)

250 I identify as a stud thoroughbred, so you'll just have to spot me the extra two feet of dick.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2015 01:06 PM (2Ojst)

251 Jerry, it's our sense of humor that sustained us as a people
for 3000 years.

Posted by: Dr. Tim Watley at August 20, 2015 01:06 PM (NF2Bf)

252 Shawn King eats chicken and waffles. But never at the same time because ewwww.



Posted by: Dang at August 20, 2015 01:06 PM (2oWD2)

253 the other day i was mountain biking with Shaun King and he said "H2O is life" and I said "You mean hydration" and he goes "nah brah" and drops this sick jam on me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vyMuxxLsD0
Posted by: ace at August 20, 2015 12:56 PM (dciA+)


ha!

Cameo's and cone-heads. Always come back to bite ya.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2015 01:06 PM (qCMvj)

254 >>>Maybe? Or maybe they identify with the victimhood and want that more than the race thing.

it's possible, but you see an awful lot of suburban white kids looking black and adopting the tropes and fashion they see in rap videos.

Posted by: ace at August 20, 2015 01:06 PM (dciA+)

255 Morehouse and similar schools call themselves "historically black", meaning that they're no longer exclusively so. I was curious about how many white men attend Morehouse (not many) and I found this thing, which is interesting.

In 2008 their valedictorian was a white guy. Here's what he said:

"I gained this interest in African-American studies and I thought that Morehouse would probably be the best experience," says Packwood. "I think of it in terms of 'study abroad.' If I really want to learn it, if I really want to understand it - maybe it's best if I immerse myself in the culture."

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Team Lefty and Scamp at August 20, 2015 01:06 PM (JtwS4)

256 Well, I had an accurate update on King's Wiki page for a little while, but the SJWs already bent reality back out of whack to fit their view:


http://tinyurl.com/nl8gsc5

Posted by: Country Singer, now with slightly improved ticker at August 20, 2015 01:06 PM (nL0sw)

257
I auditioned for the Pajama Boy ad.

Posted by: Shaun King at August 20, 2015 01:06 PM (OiFtZ)

258 i heard that too when I wrote it on the blog yesterday
Posted by: ace

was it in the comments?

Posted by: X at August 20, 2015 01:06 PM (xGNLA)

259 Notable is the family member points out the attack in school was racially motivated, but was related not to his being black, but being white and dating a black girl [and, pardon my own speculation, but possibly for seeming to affect traits of another race]. He may have adopted "blackness" to fit in where he found affection and emotional safety... And/or to avoid rejection or persecution he thought, perhaps with good reason , which he might have had reason to believe would continue if he was know as white, vs biracial.

Posted by: SarahW at August 20, 2015 01:06 PM (3fTXW)

260 Posted by: ace at August 20, 2015 01:04 PM (dciA

C'mon now ace he doesn't mean to insult the people he's very obviously trying to insult.

(this isn't "more" people it's another Stormfronter drifted in here.

Posted by: tsrlbke PhD(c), rogue bioethicist at August 20, 2015 01:07 PM (tM4uk)

261 Diggers Finger Wigger For Nagger

Posted by: Unwritten NYPost Head at August 20, 2015 01:07 PM (ZCFje)

262 Bet ya'll didn't know that's a real place, huh?

Posted by: anon a mouse at August 20, 2015 01:05 PM


On Route 66, baby!

Posted by: MrScribbler at August 20, 2015 01:07 PM (0atQl)

263 Fuck you. I was PERFECT!!!


Posted by: Mickey Rooney as Mr. Yunoishi in Breakfast at Tiffany's


*sheds a single tear*

Posted by: Bruce Lee at August 20, 2015 01:07 PM (NF2Bf)

264 So... are there any actual African-Americans in these racialist movements? Or just a bunch of mentally-ill black-face wannabes?
Posted by: theCork at August 20, 2015 12:55 PM (hbAdE)

Hah! I'm reminded of a movie or show where cops are trying to go undercover to infiltrate a gang, and it turns out ALL the people in the gang are undercover cops, trying to infiltrate the gang. Can't remember the show.

Posted by: LizLem at August 20, 2015 01:07 PM (hvf9s)

265 It is a measure of black oppression that so many people pretend they are black.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at August 20, 2015 01:07 PM (lKSyl)

266 You notice that there are no white guys pretending to be Asian. A little more difficult to pull off.

Posted by: Cruzinator

------

pfffffffftttt

Youve come to destroy what I have grown to love.

Posted by: Tom Cruise at August 20, 2015 01:07 PM (8XRCm)

267 CNN will run with any story at all to keep from having to report on Wipewater.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at August 20, 2015 01:07 PM (U6f54)

268 I totally dig it. What don't you get??

http://patterico.com/2008/02/18/the-infantilism-of-anti-americanism/

Posted by: Johnny Walker Lindh at August 20, 2015 01:07 PM (cHuNI)

269 Shaun King.
Not legit.

Posted by: The Legitimaster at August 20, 2015 01:07 PM (HJqXj)

270 233 >>> I also heard that King has been peddling some story for years that he was violently assaulted in High School by a gang of white racists.


Was he one of those kids doing all the reading?

He probably walked by with a book while we were out back smoking.

Posted by: jwest at August 20, 2015 01:07 PM (P/xrJ)

271 Ah, so when you remove a cancerous tumor it's still breathing outside the host's body?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2015 01:05 PM (NOIQH)
Yeah it's a dumb argument. Hard to convince people like that to change their mind. Probably like the white racists who say cuckservative all the time.

Posted by: Draki at August 20, 2015 01:08 PM (B/g/s)

272 ace, I went to high school with a guy from a very wealthy white european family. he liked black girls. he learned black styles of music and went on to be an anti-racist SJW type. he married a black lawyer. I presume they have kids, but I lost touch.

being rich, lefty, and guilt-ridden, he wanted a "cause."

having a thing for black girls, he wanted to be a knight for them.

he also had to make it pay.

I think this probably explains where a guy like Shaun King might come from.

Posted by: Feh at August 20, 2015 01:08 PM (pUNiT)

273
I've also passed as a transgender.

Posted by: Shaun King at August 20, 2015 01:08 PM (OiFtZ)

274 Moi, je suis le Roi de France! Vive La France!

Posted by: guy who feels he is Kng of France at August 20, 2015 01:08 PM (hKyl0)

275 Clinton was "passive recipient of unwitting information that subsequently became classified" says her spokesman.


Bwahahahahahgag

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 20, 2015 01:08 PM (ODxAs)

276 He did get real advantage: he got a scholarship to Morehouse that was intended to go to a real black man. So he's raaaaacist.

Also, he called out Montel Williams as not really black once and Montel is having a lot of fun with this revelation on Twitter now.


Fauxcohontas Warren did the same.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2015 01:08 PM (qCMvj)

277 Shaun King.
Not legit."

Ah, so it's Hammer Time!

/earwormoftheday!

Posted by: anon a mouse at August 20, 2015 01:09 PM (C9pBZ)

278 >>it's possible, but you see an awful lot of suburban white kids looking black and adopting the tropes and fashion they see in rap videos.


But that's who is cool right now in music, sports, and to some extent, entertainment. Gals want to be Beyoncé or Rihanna, guys want to be Jay Z.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2015 01:09 PM (NOIQH)

279 277 Shaun King.
Not legit."

Ah, so it's Hammer Time!

/earwormoftheday!
Posted by: anon a mouse at August 20, 2015 01:09 PM (C9pBZ)

Hey hey!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2015 01:09 PM (2Ojst)

280 Shaun King evidently thinks the movie "The Jerk" was a documentary.

Posted by: rickl at August 20, 2015 01:09 PM (zoehZ)

281 'i heard that too when I wrote it on the blog yesterday "

BUUUURN

Posted by: Lauren at August 20, 2015 01:09 PM (iciIB)

282 "You notice that there are no white guys pretending to be Asian. A little more difficult to pull off. "

Invisible scotch tape helps.

Posted by: Not Mitt Romney at August 20, 2015 01:09 PM (TULs6)

283 Posted by: ace at August 20, 2015 01:06 PM (dciA

This is true.

I never understood it in any form though. My sisters would ID as "hoosier" (Missouri term, not Indiana) or occasionally "redneck" because they put on cowboy boots and went to country concerns.

Meanwhile they're both petrified of anything that uses gunpowder and couldn't grow potted plants.

To wit: they think my going to deer camp is "weird"

Posted by: tsrlbke PhD(c), rogue bioethicist at August 20, 2015 01:09 PM (tM4uk)

284 "I gained this interest in African-American studies and I thought that Morehouse would probably be the best experience," says Packwood. "I think of it in terms of 'study abroad.' If I really want to learn it, if I really want to understand it - maybe it's best if I immerse myself in the culture."
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Team Lefty and Scamp at August 20, 2015 01:06 PM (JtwS4)

See? The left sees race, not as a genetic factor, but as a cultural one.

It's malleable. It can change over time.

That's why being wary of a black kid imitating gangster rap videos is racist, but having no problem with a black guy at the office who dresses like everyone else is also racist.

Posted by: David at August 20, 2015 01:09 PM (UtRhK)

285 You notice that there are no white guys pretending to be Asian. A little more difficult to pull off.
Posted by: Cruzinator


Zombie Warner Oland wants to have a word with you.

Posted by: MrScribbler at August 20, 2015 01:09 PM (0atQl)

286 So... are there any actual African-Americans in these racialist movements? Or just a bunch of mentally-ill black-face wannabes?
Posted by: theCork at August 20, 2015 12:55 PM (hbAdE)

The members are black but it's funny that two leaders have now been exposed as white.
It's like that Onion article about a man heading the feminist movement.

Posted by: @votermom at August 20, 2015 01:10 PM (cbfNE)

287 Shaun King is sooooo white that he'd fit right in at a Bernie Sanders rally.

Posted by: Furious George at August 20, 2015 01:10 PM (UlJ3l)

288

Need a snappy moniker for "white on the outside, black on the inside".


I got nuthing..... "tea bag" is already taken.

Maybe one of those "almond chocolate dipped raisins".... doesnt exactly roll off the tongue tho....

Posted by: fixerupper at August 20, 2015 01:10 PM (8XRCm)

289 What Shaun King actually is, is a pathetic little weasel with no self respect. And for good reason, he is a pathetic little weasel. He gives himself all the respect he deserves. And his being a fucktard is icing on his afro.

Posted by: maddogg at August 20, 2015 01:10 PM (xWW96)

290 Odd that Ace should write this essay today, because just last night I was having this EXACT discussion with [zombie's loved one].

The question mooted was:

Are Shaun King and Rachel Dolezal

1. insane, plain and simple; or
2. cynically trying to garner the benefits of Black Privilege.

My position was "2": These white people know that black people get special treatment as regards to jobs and academia and professional life, so they pretend to be black to advance their careers. ZLO's position was that they are just nuts.

We could not come an agreement.

But what Ace says here is accepting a falsehood:

"The left dodges these questions by claiming, preposterously, that as white people, Dolezal and King didn't have the history of persecution that real black people did.

But that's nonsense. Given that they live as "black people" and make themselves look like black people, why would they not suffer any of that same persecution that all other black people are claimed to?

And once again, remember the Authenticity of Adoption argument: Whereas many black people might suffer discrimination, Dolezal and King choose to suffer discrimination (or, as much as actually exists, anyway).


In the world in which King and Dolezal run, there is no discrimination against blacks; there is discrimination in favor of blacks.

The euphemism for this is Affirmative Action. Both official and unofficial (in the form of lefties falling all over themselves to "diversify" their all-white offices.)

Neither King nor Dolezal suffered form pretending to be black. That's why they BOTH invented hoax hate crimes against themselves, to glom onto that sweet, sweet victimhood.

Instead, they both benefited from the pretend-racial-status.

Posted by: zombie at August 20, 2015 01:10 PM (jBuUi)

291 I did not know till yesterday, when I read it in one of Ace's post.....that water was wet.

Posted by: Mallamutt, All Knowledge I have, I learned from Reading Ace's Post at August 20, 2015 01:10 PM (/HC6x)

292 Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2015 @ 176


That was great!

Posted by: Cheri at August 20, 2015 01:10 PM (oiNtH)

293 Anyway

I think we're going about it all wrong.
The comparison ought to be to racist 19th century anthropology.

Posted by: Bigby's Snake handling Hands at August 20, 2015 01:11 PM (9dwWF)

294 Moi, je suis le Roi de France! Vive La France!

Posted by: guy who feels he is Kng of France


In the old days, people with this sort of identity crisis were institutionalized and treated for mental illness.

Now, celebrated as "brave".

Posted by: Moderate Salami, wondering why certain officials aren't imprisoned at August 20, 2015 01:11 PM (/Ho8c)

295 You notice that there are no white guys pretending to be Asian. A little more difficult to pull off.

You can get an "I want a Japanese girlfriend" T-shirt (in Kanji script) and go to the Cherry Blossom Festival

Posted by: Jean at August 20, 2015 01:11 PM (ztOda)

296 Of course he did. He got a credential as an Authentic Educated Black Man.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 20, 2015 12:59 PM (2l5vw)


And a spot in an activist group that is making a play for leadership positions in the Democrat Party where they will have access to lots and lots of sweet graft/appeasement money for favors rendered. Fame, attention, access to powerful people, plenty of money - people will do some pretty horrific things for that.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Free Shipping for Atrocities, Monstrosities, and Barbarisms at the Outrage Outlet! at August 20, 2015 01:11 PM (hLRSq)

297 Posted by: MrScribbler at August 20, 2015 01:04 PM (0atQl)

Just because you choose to believe it's not important does not make it not important .

Posted by: Cruzinator at August 20, 2015 01:11 PM (cJswI)

298 he sure looks different from his snowboarding days

Posted by: brak at August 20, 2015 01:12 PM (Tj+s6)

299 Need a snappy moniker for "white on the outside, black on the inside".

Yogurt Covered Raisin

Posted by: Mallamutt, All Knowledge I have, I learned from Reading Ace's Post at August 20, 2015 01:12 PM (/HC6x)

300 288

Need a snappy moniker for "white on the outside, black on the inside".


I got nuthing..... "tea bag" is already taken.

Maybe one of those "almond chocolate dipped raisins".... doesnt exactly roll off the tongue tho....
Posted by: fixerupper at August 20, 2015 01:10 PM (8XRCm)

A Zero bar is white on the outside, brownish on the inside.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2015 01:12 PM (2Ojst)

301 251 Jerry, it's our sense of humor that sustained us as a people
for 3000 years.
Posted by: Dr. Tim Watley at August 20, 2015 01:06 PM (NF2Bf)

5,000.

Posted by: rrpjr at August 20, 2015 01:12 PM (s/yC1)

302 I had an Italian classmate claim he was hispanic on his SATs. He claimed to be doing a James Okeefe about 20 years before Okeefe was born. Beat out every hispanic kid in the school for a scholarship. Embarrassed the crap out of the school, and pissed off all the hispanic kids for showing them up, and got all the white kids pissed, because alot of them had better scores than the impostor, yet they didn't qualify for any aid or scholarships.

Posted by: Iblis at August 20, 2015 01:12 PM (9221z)

303 He hates these cans! STAY AWAY FROM THE CANS!!!

Posted by: Shaun King at August 20, 2015 01:13 PM (YFFpo)

304 >>Maybe one of those "almond chocolate dipped raisins".... doesnt exactly roll off the tongue tho....

Yogurt-covered raisin?
Chocolate wedding cake?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2015 01:13 PM (NOIQH)

305 zombie at August 20, 2015 01:10"

Speak it!

Posted by: anon a mouse at August 20, 2015 01:13 PM (C9pBZ)

306 Phony is phony. Its' a difficult identity to overcome.

Posted by: M. Murcek at August 20, 2015 01:13 PM (GJUgF)

307 Shit! That kid is white!

Posted by: Frosty the Snowman at August 20, 2015 01:13 PM (7eQGn)

308 Chocolate milk?

OK, probably sounding racist now, so I'll stop...

Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2015 01:13 PM (NOIQH)

309 Remember all those black revolutionaries in the 1960s who were really rich white kids, like Bill Ayers and Bernadine Dorn?

No white person pretends to be black to be a middle-of-the-roader. It's a role that radicals assume.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 20, 2015 01:13 PM (oVJmc)

310
If a you call it's tail a leg...... how many legs would a dog have?????

..




..




..

FOUR.

Calling something by another name doesn't change what it is.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 20, 2015 01:14 PM (8XRCm)

311 302 I had an Italian classmate claim he was hispanic on his SATs. He claimed to be doing a James Okeefe about 20 years before Okeefe was born. Beat out every hispanic kid in the school for a scholarship. Embarrassed the crap out of the school, and pissed off all the hispanic kids for showing them up, and got all the white kids pissed, because alot of them had better scores than the impostor, yet they didn't qualify for any aid or scholarships.
Posted by: Iblis at August 20, 2015 01:12 PM (9221z)

Leads one to conclude that all that study hard, work hard, get good grades, play by the rules stuff is all bullshit doesn't it?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2015 01:14 PM (2Ojst)

312

Why are the parents staying silent until they get caught?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2015 01:14 PM (qCMvj)

313 Ali G was a spoof.

Posted by: Idiocracy was a documentary at August 20, 2015 01:14 PM (FdTDf)

314 Posted by: zombie at August 20, 2015 01:10 PM (jBuUi)

He may have actually gotten into a high school fight.
Indeed, me may believe he was seriously injured too.
Pain is weird like that, he wants victimhood so badly it's psychosomatic.

And since you can't see soft tissue damage with most imaging it's not hard to convince a doc here or there to do something.

Posted by: tsrlbke PhD(c), rogue bioethicist at August 20, 2015 01:14 PM (tM4uk)

315 His rap name is Mocha Latte.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 20, 2015 01:14 PM (oVJmc)

316 But that's who is cool right now in music, sports, and to some extent, entertainment. Gals want to be Beyonce or Rihanna, guys want to be Jay Z.

well yes but that's my point, they want to be black because they associate black iwth being cool, not out of a desire to snag a specific benefit.

Posted by: ace at August 20, 2015 01:14 PM (dciA+)

317 I had to apologise for the lyrics to Some Girls.

Posted by: Sir Michael Phillip Jagger at August 20, 2015 01:14 PM (JO9+V)

318 I went to high school with a guy from a very wealthy white european family. he liked black girls. he learned black styles of music and went on to be an anti-racist SJW type. he married a black lawyer. I presume they have kids, but I lost touch.

Probably an Assistant Undersecretary of Policy now.

Posted by: Jean at August 20, 2015 01:14 PM (ztOda)

319 304 >>Maybe one of those "almond chocolate dipped raisins".... doesnt exactly roll off the tongue tho....

Yogurt-covered raisin?
Chocolate wedding cake?
Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2015 01:13 PM (NOIQH)

Chocolate parfait?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2015 01:14 PM (2Ojst)

320 Maybe one of those "almond chocolate dipped raisins".... doesnt exactly roll off the tongue tho.... "

Vanilla Ice?

Posted by: anon a mouse at August 20, 2015 01:14 PM (C9pBZ)

321 Snap.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 20, 2015 01:14 PM (kvWer)

322 Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2015 01:05 PM (NOIQH)

The stupidity of the progtards is truly depressing, especially when you consider the number of agencies and businesses that they are in charge of.

Check this out: http://tinyurl.com/nzaopyc

Now I get water with extra bacteria! Thanks, progtards.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at August 20, 2015 01:14 PM (laMCB)

323 Over 100 do OT.

You know you are though the looking glass when a slashdot comment forum is supportive of a GOP candidate.

That candidate?

Donald Trump.

The issue H1Bs.


Trump you magnificent triangulating bastard!

Does anyone in the GOP not named Trump not recognize how immigration and this issue could turn around the GOPs fortunes with huge disparate swathes of the electorate?

It truly is breathtaking at how inbred and disfunctional the party has become.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 20, 2015 01:15 PM (mysAS)

324 >>>Why are the parents staying silent until they get caught?

who would rat out their own kid?

Posted by: ace at August 20, 2015 01:15 PM (dciA+)

325 "And if so: Are you not black if you honestly feel like you're black and have taken steps to make yourself appear, superficially, black?"


I think you're being a little kind, here.

I have biracial nephews, and also a niece, and they generally identify as black. With at least one of them, you couldn't really tell what he is - he said somebody once asked him how he got such a nice tan, and replied "That's just the color I am."

Their parents' are leftists, and so deciding to identify that way is to assume the status of Victimhood in that world, and to adopt the attitude that you need never try to succeed - that you can always blame whitey for your woes.

One of them is in jail for going into people's houses and taking their stuff (electronics). Another is getting a PolySci degree, and works for Obama's OFA. The third is a drug-addled loser who has rarely been able to hold a job for more than 6 months. The niece works for Big Government, as a teacher, and seems to have adopted that mantle of biracialness, because it makes her feel more special.


I'm actually not sure if the niece is a biological niece - the math seemed to suggest that my brother was at sea when she was conceived, so, yeah - I wouldn't put so much stock in what this guy's birth certificate says, or in who his parents were, growing up. Look at this guy's NOSE, for cryin' out loud!

Posted by: Optimizer at August 20, 2015 01:15 PM (/q6+P)

326 I had to apologise for the lyrics to Some Girls.
Posted by: Sir Michael Phillip Jagger at August 20, 2015 01:14 PM (JO9+V)


Did he apologize for that, and if so when? Thanks.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Team Lefty and Scamp at August 20, 2015 01:15 PM (JtwS4)

327 zombie, meh, wait till dermatologists develop a drinkable potion that will boost melanin levels through the roof

you can be whatever you want, nature is formless, and arguing that it should be normative is oppressive

white, black, gay, straight, trans, cis, -- you know as well as I that the game is to reverse all the given hierarchies, especially hierarchies of "identity"

Posted by: Feh at August 20, 2015 01:15 PM (pUNiT)

328 As much as they want to people cannot choose to be black. They cannot choose to be stupid. In each case, they are born that way.

Posted by: JR3 at August 20, 2015 01:15 PM (nbubs)

329 NSFW
obligatory:
Dave Chappelle - The Black White Supremacist

http://tinyurl.com/p7n5nnc


Posted by: some random meathead at August 20, 2015 01:16 PM (HJqXj)

330 Need a snappy moniker for "white on the outside, black on the inside".

Stolen Pallor

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 20, 2015 01:16 PM (gyKtp)

331 Another member of the NAACP: Not Actually A Colored Person.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 20, 2015 12:57 PM (2l5vw)


Actually, that is perfectly appropriate, since the NAACP was founded by whites.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 20, 2015 01:16 PM (MYSVz)

332 324 >>>Why are the parents staying silent until they get caught?

who would rat out their own kid?
Posted by: ace at August 20, 2015 01:15 PM (dciA+)

I would. Actually I would have put the kibosh on this early, but if my kid did something this idiotically dishonest, yeah, I'd expose him.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2015 01:16 PM (2Ojst)

333 However badly little snivel might have been beaten, it was not enough. He is still alive.

Posted by: maddogg at August 20, 2015 01:16 PM (xWW96)

334
What difference, at this point, does it make?1/1!?!!?!?1!?1!?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 20, 2015 01:16 PM (HSmrB)

335 they should have known he wasn't Black what with all the skateboarding

did anyone see on Twitter the photo of Himmler I think it was? dead ringer for this guy

Posted by: UppityOrchid at August 20, 2015 01:16 PM (mJUSR)

336 I think it is psychological. It's happened before with Western youths who feel guilty and envious of those "authentic" suffering people. The girl who got run over by the Israeli tractor comes to mind and yes, Johnny Lindh.



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Posted by: PJ at August 20, 2015 01:16 PM (cHuNI)

337 White people who lie they're black. Men who lie they're women. This is the delusion that is liberalism.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 20, 2015 01:16 PM (BlL9J)

338 330 Need a snappy moniker for "white on the outside, black on the inside".

Reverse Junior Mint

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at August 20, 2015 01:16 PM (7ObY1)

339 I need bus fare. Can anyone help a brother out?

Posted by: Shaun King at August 20, 2015 01:16 PM (FKK9k)

340 ˇˇˇ http://tinyurl.com/olr25zg

As cankles hath spake, "...for me, it's time..."

Posted by: OK, Thanks, Bye at August 20, 2015 01:17 PM (ucB75)

341 "great more people who feel empowered by the White Supremacist lingo "race-cuck""

I didn't know lingo had ideology Ace.

It's a concept. It's an uncomfortable concept for many people, I acknowledge. But how can anyone look at Doleezal and say there's nothing to it?

There are many white people in this country who seem to have deep feelings of inadequacy centered on their whiteness.

Posted by: Not Mitt Romney at August 20, 2015 01:17 PM (TULs6)

342 Posted by: PJ at August 20, 2015 01:16 PM (cHuNI)

You. Are. MINE!!!!

Posted by: The Barrel at August 20, 2015 01:17 PM (2Ojst)

343 Need a snappy moniker for "white on the outside, black on the inside".

Yogurt Covered Raisin

Posted by: Mallamutt, All Knowledge I have, I learned from Reading Ace's Post at August


Hostess Cupcake.

Posted by: Cruzinator at August 20, 2015 01:17 PM (cJswI)

344 The barrel HUNGERS!!!!

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at August 20, 2015 01:17 PM (7ObY1)

345 A Tic Tac in the sun.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 20, 2015 01:17 PM (kvWer)

346 it's possible, but you see an awful lot of suburban white kids looking black and adopting the tropes and fashion they see in rap videos.

Posted by: ace
------------------------------
More than ever. But it's more for the attention and shock value, I think.

Heck, I went through a phase in the eighties - right down to the Kangols & white ankle length overcoat a la Morris Day. But I didn't actually want to actually BE black.

Posted by: Chi at August 20, 2015 01:17 PM (BDTqv)

347 LMAO. I never imagined the day would come when I'd hear Rush talking about "Deez Nuts."

Posted by: Country Singer, now with slightly improved ticker at August 20, 2015 01:17 PM (nL0sw)

348 Hillary Attacks Trump And Jeb Bushs Use Of Term Anchor Baby

Weasel Zippers

hillary says they called "Babies"? Hum? They are called babies ha? But not when you abort them and rip their heads off? Then they are just fetal tissue I guess? So hillary babies, not babies....kinda like secret but not secret? I guess that's a liberal thing?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2015 01:18 PM (gf8BH)

349 Just because you choose to believe it's not important does not make it not important .

Posted by: Cruzinator at August 20, 2015 01:11 PM


Thank you for that newsflash.

Amazingly, the same statement, and sometimes its reverse, applies to you as well.

Posted by: MrScribbler at August 20, 2015 01:18 PM (0atQl)

350 Posted by: PJ at August 20, 2015 01:16 PM (cHuNI)

----

White on the outside.


But it doesnt matter inside the barrel.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 20, 2015 01:18 PM (8XRCm)

351
Posted by: PJ at August

have fun in The Barrel...

Posted by: Yo! at August 20, 2015 01:18 PM (W6iIX)

352 >>>I would. Actually I would have put the kibosh on this early, but if my kid did something this idiotically dishonest, yeah, I'd expose him.

ugh. I think you're thinking with your Ideological Lobe and not your Human Lobe.

i would tell my kid this will all end in tears, and he should come clean, but never, no way do I rat out my own kid out of ideological pique.

Posted by: ace at August 20, 2015 01:18 PM (dciA+)

353 I identify as half-black...from the waist down.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 20, 2015 01:18 PM (vBH2i)

354 Uh-oh...bad news for PJ.

Posted by: tu3031 at August 20, 2015 01:18 PM (YFFpo)

355 Stolen Pallor"

Golf clap...

Posted by: anon a mouse at August 20, 2015 01:18 PM (C9pBZ)

356 I knew it, when I saw him use the White Courtesy phone at the airport

Posted by: MrKnowItAll at August 20, 2015 01:18 PM (uJK1E)

357 I wonder how the black kids who didn't get an Oprah scholarship and didn't go to college as a result feel about Shaun King's adopted identity.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at August 20, 2015 01:18 PM (4df7R)

358

Eminem pulled it off without the lie.
Could he have $made$ more?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2015 01:18 PM (qCMvj)

359 >>well yes but that's my point, they want to be black because they associate black iwth being cool, not out of a desire to snag a specific benefit.

I bet it starts that way, and then as part of public school indoctrination they learn activism is the highest form of patriotism or something, so they need to pick a cause. And what is the cause that's closest to their current interests as well as something they've learned so much about in school? Black activism is cool and current and righteous - just look at our president!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2015 01:19 PM (NOIQH)

360 I think everyone knows the name they give to whites trying to act black .

Posted by: Cruzinator at August 20, 2015 01:19 PM (cJswI)

361 Stolen Pallor
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 20, 2015 01:16 PM (gyKtp)

-----

Oooooooo......

*fistbump*

Posted by: fixerupper at August 20, 2015 01:19 PM (8XRCm)

362 353 Can you swim?

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 20, 2015 01:19 PM (kvWer)

363 Teh Barrel accepts all, regardless or race or gender.

Unless you identify AS teh barrel...in which case God save you.

Posted by: LizLem at August 20, 2015 01:19 PM (hvf9s)

364 Once you are black, you can't go back.

Posted by: The Jackhole at August 20, 2015 01:19 PM (1BDgs)

365 That is some industrial grade whitesplaining.

Posted by: BuckIV at August 20, 2015 01:19 PM (CLfqv)

366 Ace, cuckservative is gaining in popularity beyond it's original definition, as laid out by those that thought it up.

I suspect it's because "cuck" sounds suspiciously like "cock", yet it's not vulgarity per se, so LIV's on our side (yes, they exist) use it and giggle.

If you wanna get rid of it, you'll have to come up with a catchier name for the spinelss politicians it's currently aimed at. Otherwise, it is here for a while.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 20, 2015 01:19 PM (kKHcp)

367 The barrel knows no colors.

But having been there, I can tell you, it does know odors.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at August 20, 2015 01:20 PM (7ObY1)

368 Just because you choose to believe it's not important does not make it not important .

Posted by: Cruzinator at August 20, 2015 01:11 PM

Thank you for that newsflash.

Amazingly, the same statement, and sometimes its reverse, applies to you as well.


Ace talked about this yesterday in his post.

Posted by: Mallamutt, All Knowledge I have, I learned from Reading Ace's Post at August 20, 2015 01:20 PM (/HC6x)

369 When everyone is black, then no one will be.

Posted by: Dash at August 20, 2015 01:20 PM (7eQGn)

370 367 The barrel knows no colors.

But having been there, I can tell you, it does know odors.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at August 20, 2015 01:20 PM (7ObY1)

And textures. Oh God, the textures... *shudder*

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2015 01:20 PM (2Ojst)

371 i would tell my kid this will all end in tears, and he should come clean, but never, no way do I rat out my own kid out of ideological pique.

Posted by: ace at August 20, 2015 01:18 PM (dciA+)

Ace you don't have kids right? My Kid? A) I brought mine up right B) I brought my kid up right C) My kids would never do this, ya know why? BECAUSE I BROUGHT MY KID UP RIGHT

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2015 01:20 PM (gf8BH)

372 I identify as half-black...from the waist down.

if you're half-black from the waist down that would be what, a 4 incher?

and PJ, what's a cool German word for "get in the barrel"?

Posted by: UppityOrchid at August 20, 2015 01:21 PM (mJUSR)

373 Remember the "Native American" professor in Colorado? Churchill, I think that was his name.

BTW- Trump hair should be named " Honey Badger" or badger for short. The badger is loose, I repeat, the badger is loose!

Posted by: lindafell de Spair @ San Jacinto at August 20, 2015 01:21 PM (xVgrA)

374
In this segment..... we will cover why cutting and pasting from Microsoft Word into Minx Alpha .7 is actually GOOD for the blog.

Posted by: Vox of Spades at August 20, 2015 01:21 PM (8XRCm)

375 white chocolate

Posted by: Yo! at August 20, 2015 01:21 PM (W6iIX)

376 The MI Bar Association got trolled hard recently.

They had a short story contest for several years. Guy writes a story about how this formerly liberal attorney goes to the client interview of the black thug who killed his daughter and stabs him to death with a pen because the abolition of the death penalty is not justice.

It got honorable mention.

The usual class then got the vapors over the racism and bigotry of the story.

So the MI Bar pulled the award and has announced they will no longer hold the short story contest.

Posted by: RoyalOil at August 20, 2015 01:21 PM (ZvKdv)

377 302 I had an Italian classmate claim he was hispanic on his SATs. He claimed to be doing a James Okeefe about 20 years before Okeefe was born. Beat out every hispanic kid in the school for a scholarship. Embarrassed the crap out of the school, and pissed off all the hispanic kids for showing them up, and got all the white kids pissed, because alot of them had better scores than the impostor, yet they didn't qualify for any aid or scholarships.
Posted by: Iblis


A very close friend of mine has made an entire successful career out of this exact scam.

She is Jewish. Just flat-out Jewish in every way. Ethnicity, religion, name, everything.

But when she was a teenager her parents got divorced, and when she was 16 her mom married a guy with a last name that ended in "-ez." This stepdad was, I suppose, technically part Hispanic in some way, but you couldn't tell from meeting him; lived as part of the mainstream anglo-American culture. I guess he had a relative way way back from Spain or something.

Anyway, when it came time to apply for college, my friend (who is younger than me) Got the brilliant idea to use her new stepdad's last name on the application. She hadn't even legally changed her name (yet) - -just did it to see if it would help in her application for college and scholarhsips.

Jackpot! She was showered with offers. High scores, last name ending in "-ez" -- a university's dream!

So when she graduated from high school she legally adopted her stepdad's last name, and from that moment on has lived and presented herself professionally and academically as "Hispanic."

I'll skip the details, but her career has been accelerated massively due to this identification. She basically calls the shots - -she can pick and chose any high-status company to work for, and they grovel at her feet in gratitude. She's quite high up the professional ladder at this point.

And she's quote shameless about it. She openly discusses how she's playing them.

It's the main thorn in our relationship, frankly, but she doesn't know it.

Posted by: zombie at August 20, 2015 01:21 PM (jBuUi)

378 If they wished to, this is a gloriously perfect sista' Soulja moment: they could say "black, white, it doesn't matter, we're all in this together against an over-militarized police force that cares nothing for rights and justice!"

But ... it does matter to them. Because exept for some of the membership, none of this is about black violence. Its about getting black voters so upset and riled up they're willing to vote even for Hillary Clinton.

They know they can't expect the same turnout and excitement without Obama in the race, so this is a way of generating at least outrage.

Its why a black cop being killed by a white guy doesn't rate. Its why black guys being killed by black people don't rate. They don't give a crap about the "black lives" they claim matter.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 20, 2015 01:22 PM (39g3+)

379 373 Ward Churchill. He was hard on the Beaver.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 20, 2015 01:22 PM (kvWer)

380 Dolezal and King choose to suffer discrimination (or, as much as actually exists, anyway).



The discrimination they "suffered" benefited them, or they wouldn't have done what they did.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 20, 2015 01:22 PM (oKE6c)

381 >> I identify as half-black...from the waist down

Heh. I always heard that joke from someone claiming to be Black Irish.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2015 01:22 PM (NOIQH)

382 If you wanna get rid of it, you'll have to come up with a catchier name for the spinelss politicians it's currently aimed at. Otherwise, it is here for a while.


It doesn't have to be "here" here.

It's only been used in this forum by Stormfronters. I'd be happy to see social ostracization of anyone who uses it here.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Team Lefty and Scamp at August 20, 2015 01:22 PM (JtwS4)

383 347 LMAO. I never imagined the day would come when I'd hear Rush talking about "Deez Nuts."

Posted by: Country Singer, now with slightly improved ticker at August 20, 2015 01:17 PM (nL0sw)


Deez nuts...
Ooooh, deez nuts..

Posted by: The Guess Who at August 20, 2015 01:22 PM (EHU9F)

384 Dave Chappelle - The Black White Supremacist

http://tinyurl.com/p7n5nnc




Posted by: some random meathead


One of his funniest, IMHO.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, wondering why certain officials aren't imprisoned at August 20, 2015 01:22 PM (/Ho8c)

385

They'll be an uptick in black dye and name changes to Hernandez, Martinez, Rodriguez, Lopez, or Garcia if Jeb! gets elected.

Why not? The Dems signaled it's okay.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2015 01:22 PM (qCMvj)

386 pj,

look out for formatting issues when you copy from word.

interesting, though.

Posted by: ace at August 20, 2015 01:22 PM (dciA+)

387 Amazing, making a living at being a race you are not.

Things are crazy not doubt about it.

Posted by: Seems Legit at August 20, 2015 01:22 PM (Xa4vS)

388
So when she graduated from high school she legally adopted her stepdad's last name, and from that moment on has lived and presented herself professionally and academically as "Hispanic."


Kind of like a half-white, half black guy presenting himself as Kenyan so he could get into prestigious colleges? Lying so much he got a fake passport just to present himself as being from Kenya, pushing that lie so much that as late as 2007 even his wife was still repeating it? Like that?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 20, 2015 01:23 PM (39g3+)

389 Ace talked about this yesterday in his post."

Before or after the volcano scene?

Posted by: anon a mouse at August 20, 2015 01:23 PM (C9pBZ)

390 any relationship based on a lie is not really a relationship

it's an illusion

Posted by: Feh at August 20, 2015 01:23 PM (pUNiT)

391 i would tell my kid this will all end in tears, and he should come clean, but never, no way do I rat out my own kid out of ideological pique.

Posted by: ace at August 20, 2015 01:18 PM (dciA+)

It's not a matter of ideological pique, it's of principle and facing consequences. If I know someone is seeking gain through fraud, I am going to make it known to the defrauded party. I have in fact done this before.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2015 01:23 PM (2Ojst)

392 Not Mitt Romney,

yes I understand that the White Supremacists have this whole rap about how to convince a "racially blind" person to accept "racial realism" and I know it begins with the salespitch "Look this is an uncomfortable issue but we have to talk about it, this defense of the White Race."

I've seen your sites, man. I know your rap.

Posted by: ace at August 20, 2015 01:23 PM (dciA+)

393 I guess the "lighter-skinned" blacks are the ones who are most competent to lead the struggle.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 20, 2015 01:24 PM (8ZskC)

394 King wrote a letter to the editor of the NYT complaining about Julian Bond's obit where he was described as a descendant of Jane Bond - a mistress slave.

I understood his point but he of course misquoted the article and claimed they described her as mistress only.

However, an internet search did turn up some info on Jane Bond who was quite a character. She bore her owner 2 kids before the wife sent her back to the fil who had given Jane to them as a wedding gift. Jane then got tight with the daughter. They were famous for their quilting. She was freed, her kids were freed, and both went on to get college educations and become very successful.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 20, 2015 01:24 PM (iQIUe)

395 So, I got the SJW census thing that the Obama admin uses to see if there is enough diversity & poor people in my white neighborhood. So i self-identified myself accordingly: Race = Mainland Hawaiian (cuz I love Hawaii so therefore I see myself as Hawaiian) and my ethnicity is English, German & Hawaiian.
See, it can work for everyone!

Posted by: Only PDX GOP at August 20, 2015 01:25 PM (3aBcq)

396 Drop it in the browser search box and then copy paste again.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 20, 2015 01:25 PM (kvWer)

397 More white supremacy. Any Tom, Dick and Harry can pass as one of us just by changing their hair but I can't just get up one day and pass as white. No justice, no peace!

This is hilarious, though. And I would have placed him as Hispanic myself (say, Dominican) based on the facial hair.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at August 20, 2015 01:25 PM (/nR7C)

398 Posted by: MrScribbler at August 20, 2015 01:18 PM (0atQl)

Then preface your comment with you don't think it's important rather than make a definitive statement and dismiss everyone else that thinks it is.

Posted by: Cruzinator at August 20, 2015 01:25 PM (cJswI)

399 It's like you need a program to try and keep up with this nonsense.

I guess next we're gonna need a slide ruler a compass and a freaking protractor.

Surrounded by crazy people.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at August 20, 2015 01:25 PM (X+nFp)

400 @225 "You notice that there are no white guys pretending to be Asian. A little more difficult to pull off."


Heh. Reminds me of that Seinfeld episode, with the surname "Chang", or something, and the ancient Chinese wisdom.

But, yeah - thing of all the times white guys have played asians in the movies. Ugh! Wasn't there even a time were Sean Connery played 007 disguised as an asian guy? It was awful!

Posted by: Optimizer at August 20, 2015 01:25 PM (/q6+P)

401 Paper Bag Blacks, those who's skin is whiter than a brown paper bag discriminate against Black Blacks all the time.



Admitting that the white blood in them somehow makes them superior to other Blacks.



Black of Black racism is the worst, but funny to observer. Actually, sad because it basically confirms that they believe whites are superior.

Posted by: Nip Sip at August 20, 2015 01:25 PM (0FSuD)

402 Need a snappy moniker for "white on the outside, black on the inside".
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Easy, 'Milano'.
Kind of the inverse of Oreo.:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/olmlvo2

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2015 01:25 PM (9mTYi)

403 Zombie,
Welcome to my world. We've chuckled ruefully over the very whitebread English last name in our family, and have wondered what would happen if we adopted the Mrs' sides name from a generation back...

Posted by: anon a mouse at August 20, 2015 01:26 PM (C9pBZ)

404 I'm just continuing to delight in the left's slap-happy Humpty Dumpty inconsistency on the idea of adopted identity.

Yeah, this is the fun part.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at August 20, 2015 01:26 PM (/kI1Q)

405 @216 "I was born a poor black child..."


LOL - I remember!! Hilarious stuff in that movie!

Posted by: Optimizer at August 20, 2015 01:26 PM (/q6+P)

406 404 I'm just continuing to delight in the left's slap-happy Humpty Dumpty inconsistency on the idea of adopted identity.

Yeah, this is the fun part.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at August 20, 2015 01:26 PM (/kI1Q)

Same people would tell you a black baby would be better off dismembered in utero than adopted by a white family.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2015 01:27 PM (2Ojst)

407 i would tell my kid this will all end in tears, and he should come clean, but never, no way do I rat out my own kid out of ideological pique.

Posted by: ace at August 20, 2015 01:18 PM (dciA+)


By the way I would NEVER have allowed my kid to accept a college grant under such deceptive facts. I am kinda honest that way, and much the poorer for it also.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2015 01:27 PM (gf8BH)

408 Malibu's most wanted syndrome.

Posted by: The Jackhole at August 20, 2015 01:27 PM (1BDgs)

409 "Given that they live as "black people" and make themselves look like black people, why would they not suffer any of that same persecution that all other black people are claimed to?"

Why would somebody volunteer to be persecuted? Unless, of course, there is no real persecution...just the benefits received by a class that promotes the APPEARANCE of persecution to extort perpetual grievance money, housing, food, telecomm, train tickets, and any other little freebie they can get.

Posted by: apb at August 20, 2015 01:27 PM (v1fgg)

410 Why are the parents staying silent until they get caught?

who would rat out their own kid?
Posted by: ace at August 20, 2015 01:15 PM (dciA+)


I suppose I would never let them get that far.

The crash will be harder the longer the lie stands.

You can argue, lesson learned, but boy, this might change their life and ruin them later as a professional adult.

Then you live with "should I have stopped it?"

The parents dilemma.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2015 01:27 PM (qCMvj)

411 322
The stupidity of the progtards is truly depressing, especially when you consider the number of agencies and businesses that they are in charge of.

Check this out: http://tinyurl.com/nzaopyc

Now I get water with extra bacteria! Thanks, progtards.
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at August 20, 2015 01:14 PM (laMCB)


Wow. It takes government to really fuck things up.

Posted by: rickl at August 20, 2015 01:27 PM (zoehZ)

412
I think everyone knows the name they give to whites trying to act black .

Posted by: Cruzinator at August 20, 2015 01:19 PM (cJswI)

-------------------------------

Navin Johnson?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 20, 2015 01:27 PM (HSmrB)

413 Everybody wants to get in on the act.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at August 20, 2015 01:28 PM (HJqXj)

414 Until I see Vanilla King Blvd next to MLK Jr. Blvd, I say he's an identity-jackin' honky.

Posted by: Fritz at August 20, 2015 01:28 PM (UzPAd)

415 >>>Ace, cuckservative is gaining in popularity beyond it's original definition, as laid out by those that thought it up.

I suspect it's because "cuck" sounds suspiciously like "cock", yet it's not vulgarity per se, so LIV's on our side (yes, they exist) use it and giggle.

If you wanna get rid of it, you'll have to come up with a catchier name for the spinelss politicians it's currently aimed at. Otherwise, it is here for a while.

...

hey if you like associating yourself with White Supremacists, that's your bag, man.

Personally, I don't use Nazi iconography, even if it's kewl, because I know who does (Nazis), and I don't wish to identify with that group, but I see there are some people who don't mind letting their actual flags show from time time.

so yeah, speak of your "race-cucking" (which is the opposite, of course, of racial purity), and then tell me you don't mean nothin' by it, it's just a kewl word you heard on a kewl site that talks about Racial Realism.


Posted by: ace at August 20, 2015 01:28 PM (dciA+)

416 By the way I would NEVER have allowed my kid to accept a college grant under such deceptive facts. I am kinda honest that way, and much the poorer for it also.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2015 01:27 PM (gf8BH)

Exactly. If I knew that shit was going on, I'd be on the phone with the Dean of Admissions so fast Wally West would be jealous.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2015 01:28 PM (2Ojst)

417
On a related note.

White Cop shoots a black teen that had pulled a gun and shot at the cops in St Louis last night.

Riot ensues.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 20, 2015 01:28 PM (8XRCm)

418 i would tell my kid this will all end in tears, and he should come clean, but never, no way do I rat out my own kid out of ideological pique.

Posted by: ace at August 20, 2015 01:18 PM (dciA+)


Not rat out publicly, stop them privately. It can be done.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2015 01:28 PM (qCMvj)

419 Somebody call me when DeRay McKesson turns out to be white.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 20, 2015 01:28 PM (VPLuQ)

420 I still like listening to 'The Beastie Boys', Jewish kids from New York whomore or less appropriated the hell out of everything they ever heard and liked: hip-hop, punk, rock, whatever. And I use the word 'appropriate' in the ironic sense here. We should be able to take whatever we want from whatever cultural tradition we please to make something original and fine. Because Americans, damn it.

Posted by: troyriser at August 20, 2015 01:28 PM (Bvf82)

421 I think everyone knows the name they give to whites trying to act black .




Justin Bieber?

Posted by: some random meathead at August 20, 2015 01:29 PM (HJqXj)

422 "I got the SJW census thing that the Obama admin uses to see if there is enough diversity & poor people in my white neighborhood."

wish I'd get one, and I'd do the same thing and encourage all my neighbors to do the same thing

my next-door neighbors are black, a wonderful family, I work with the father -- they'd laugh at the form and put down "hispanic," just to mess with the Feds

are there penalties for putting down falsehoods on this disgusting attempt to socially engineer our lives?

Posted by: Feh at August 20, 2015 01:29 PM (pUNiT)

423 >>> "You notice that there are no white guys pretending to be Asian. A little more difficult to pull off."

What benefit would that be? According to the Affirm Action rules they are harder on the Asians than the whites.

Which is why Mindy Kaling's bro pretended to be black on his papers instead of Asian Indian. Got in!

Posted by: LizLem at August 20, 2015 01:29 PM (hvf9s)

424 In the end, King still managed to rip Oprah off for scholarship money, so he's got that going for him.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 20, 2015 01:29 PM (rwI+c)

425 Posted by: ace at August 20, 2015 01:23 PM (dciA+)

You have a blind spot and misinterpret a lot of what people write on the subject of race.

Posted by: Cruzinator at August 20, 2015 01:29 PM (cJswI)

426 The fact that the parents did not stop this college deception shows they are truly scumbags also

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2015 01:30 PM (gf8BH)

427 This is going to eff up my plan to self identify as an illegal alien to get the government cheese.

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at August 20, 2015 01:30 PM (ktt8p)

428 Milano

+1

Posted by: Feh at August 20, 2015 01:31 PM (pUNiT)

429 i would tell my kid this will all end in tears, and he should come clean, but never, no way do I rat out my own kid out of ideological pique.

Posted by: ace at August 20, 2015 01:18 PM (dciA+)

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Define "rat out"..... going to the press??? No Probably not.

Having a chat with the Dean and a forfeture of the scholarship. Yes I would. This would have been nipped in the bud well before now.

Right and wrong isnt an "ideological pique".

Posted by: fixerupper at August 20, 2015 01:31 PM (8XRCm)

430 Off to get my Matricula Consular Card ,Esse.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 20, 2015 01:31 PM (kvWer)

431 What, no one watch Napoleon Dynamite lately?

Posted by: Mr Wolf at August 20, 2015 01:31 PM (cjgnX)

432 Eh, I don't know. I don't have kids but I could see myself ratting such a fraud out of principle. At the very least, I would let him know that I would put zero effort into keeping up the farce and the truth might inadvertently escape my mouth, say, during casual conversation.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at August 20, 2015 01:32 PM (/nR7C)

433 The fact that the parents did not stop this college deception shows they are truly scumbags also

Maybe dad just figured mom was getting something on the side.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 20, 2015 01:32 PM (8ZskC)

434 >>>"You notice that there are no white guys pretending to be Asian. A little more difficult to pull off."

there are a lot of white dudes with samurai swords on the wall and banzai trees and big manga collections... they may not be pretending to be asian, but they have adopted a lot of superficial tropes of Japanese-ism.

>>>You have a blind spot and misinterpret a lot of what people write on the subject of race.

yes i'm racially blind, i've read on white supremacist sites.

Usually when I'm said to be a "race-cuck" for not being strong or brave enough to defend the white race.

If you're cool with some white supremacist lingo, that's cool, i'm not threatening to ban you. I'm just noting it, and making some judgments of my own.

Posted by: ace at August 20, 2015 01:32 PM (dciA+)

435 "Having a chat with the Dean"

absolutely

Posted by: Feh at August 20, 2015 01:32 PM (pUNiT)

436 The fact that the parents did not stop this college deception shows they are truly scumbags also
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2015 01:30 PM (gf8BH)


Like I said above at 410, the longer it lasts, the harder the fall.

Their is something really wrong with someone wanting to do this.

Do the parents blame themselves? Do they stop it before it ruins their kids life permanently?

Or, do you say, Learn Your Lesson!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2015 01:32 PM (qCMvj)

437 Filipino-American students really get short-changed on the whole Hispanic thing. They come from a country tgat was a Spanish colony, they have Hispanic last names and Hispanic traditions, but they have to list themselves as Asian and compete against Chines, Japanese, and Korean kids on the SATs.
Oh, and the Philippines is a group of islands in the Pacific but they are not allowed to list themselves as Pacific Islanders either.
I think SJWs have it in for them for being so traditionally pro-American.

Posted by: @votermom at August 20, 2015 01:32 PM (cbfNE)

438 Define "rat out"..... going to the press??? No Probably not.

Having a chat with the Dean and a forfeture of the scholarship. Yes I would. This would have been nipped in the bud well before now.

Right and wrong isnt an "ideological pique".
Posted by: fixerupper at August 20, 2015 01:31 PM (8XRCm)

+1

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2015 01:32 PM (2Ojst)

439 "are there penalties for putting down falsehoods on this disgusting attempt to socially engineer our lives?"

If any of us can be any race we want, and it's not permanently locked in, but constantly alterable, what good does the national census serve anymore.
Lot of truth in that "When all of us a black, none of us are".

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 20, 2015 01:32 PM (VPLuQ)

440 i would tell my kid this will all end in tears, and he should come clean, but never, no way do I rat out my own kid out of ideological pique.

Posted by: ace at August 20, 2015 01:18 PM (dciA+)


Not to keep coming down on you Ace, but if you don't rat your kid out and put a stop to it, you set a pretty shitty example. Before you have kids I suggest you think that thru a tad.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2015 01:33 PM (gf8BH)

441 We are talking about a mental case like Shaun King whilst our enemies are sharpening their knives.


This is the state of our country.


Posted by: prescient11 at August 20, 2015 01:33 PM (q5APL)

442
Well.
If we can all just choose which group we belong to, then why can't BLM people choose not to be "B" and solve their issues. Or,in the other direction,if its so bad to be "B" why do these two "W" people choose to be "B".
It seriously undercuts the narrative in both directions. Which is, of course, what reality does to fiction. When something is false it is false in both directions, coming and going.

Posted by: simplemind at August 20, 2015 01:33 PM (5vV+V)

443 How black do you have to be? Are we at the one-drop rule again, 'cause I can pass that, so to speak.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 20, 2015 01:33 PM (rwI+c)

444 >>> What, no one watch Napoleon Dynamite lately?
Posted by: Mr Wolf at August 20, 2015 01:31 PM (cjgnX)

Peace out.

Posted by: Kip, blinged out to tha nines at August 20, 2015 01:33 PM (hvf9s)

445 OT but horrible...

Apparently some ISIS goons have contracted AIDS and are to be used as suicide bombers/biological weapons. And they've passed AIDS to the Yazidi girls they enslaved.

Posted by: Lauren at August 20, 2015 01:33 PM (iciIB)

446
What type of cheese is govt cheese? asking for a friend.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 20, 2015 01:33 PM (ODxAs)

447 oh here's another term -- "racially aware."

I'm not "racially aware." Some people, the Heroes of the White Race, are "racially aware."

Posted by: ace at August 20, 2015 01:33 PM (dciA+)

448 Eh, I don't know. I don't have kids but I could see myself ratting such a fraud out of principle. At the very least, I would let him know that I would put zero effort into keeping up the farce and the truth might inadvertently escape my mouth, say, during casual conversation.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at August 20, 2015 01:32 PM (/nR7C)


You simply show up at graduation, or whatever. How can people not figure it out when your parents are standing right next to you.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2015 01:34 PM (qCMvj)

449 445 OT but horrible...

Apparently some ISIS goons have contracted AIDS and are to be used as suicide bombers/biological weapons. And they've passed AIDS to the Yazidi girls they enslaved.
Posted by: Lauren at August 20, 2015 01:33 PM (iciIB)


See, you right-wing homophobes! AIDS isn't just a "gay" disease!

Posted by: ACT UP at August 20, 2015 01:34 PM (2Ojst)

450 The worst paragraph you'll read today (unless they release another PP video that is)

In June, ISIS executed an Indonesian fighter for knowingly passing on the disease on to his 15-year-old Yazidi sex slave and donating his blood to an ISIS-run hospital.
An Egyptian extremist who received his blood and two Saudi-nationals who raped the teenager all contracted it.


Posted by: Lauren at August 20, 2015 01:34 PM (iciIB)

451 "However, an internet search did turn up some info on Jane Bond who was quite a character. She bore her owner 2 kids before the wife sent her back to the fil who had given Jane to them as a wedding gift."

Every father-in-law should be so thoughtful.

Posted by: JEM at August 20, 2015 01:34 PM (o+SC1)

452 445 Couldn't that come back and bite them considering how rapey they are?

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 20, 2015 01:35 PM (kvWer)

453 There is no benefit from being Asian. They are excluded the most from any racial benefit. If you apply to college as an Asian, you are at the bottom of the list, even more than whites. Because they are so smart and over-achievers. It's the stereotype. Remember this joke, how come Asians aren't causing trouble or committing crimes? Because they are all at the library. It really isn't their race that makes them seem so smart, it's their culture and values. They just work harder at it.

Posted by: lindafell de Spair @ San Jacinto at August 20, 2015 01:35 PM (xVgrA)

454 what about Hispanic-supremacist or black-supremacist lingo? Those get thrown around all the time.

Do the permanently aggrieved get to define the lexicon of race discussions?

Posted by: some random meathead at August 20, 2015 01:35 PM (HJqXj)

455 Same people would tell you a black baby would be better off dismembered in utero than adopted by a white family.

I've railed against that a few times--cases where the white CPS people would take a black toddler away from a white foster-parent couple who wished to adopt and give custody to a black biological relative who wanted the CPS check but apparently not enough to keep from beating the child to death.

The baby would be better off if all those people were dismembered instead.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at August 20, 2015 01:35 PM (/kI1Q)

456 445 OT but horrible...

Apparently some ISIS goons have contracted AIDS and are to be used as suicide bombers/biological weapons. And they've passed AIDS to the Yazidi girls they enslaved.
Posted by: Lauren at August 20, 2015 01:33 PM (iciIB)

Oh, fuck.

Posted by: The Goat at August 20, 2015 01:35 PM (2Ojst)

457 Posted by: ace at August 20, 2015 01:18 PM (dciA+)

I would. It isn't 'idealogical pique', these people were committing fraud and my kids know that if they break laws (unless it's to save a human life) they'd better turn themselves in before I do.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 20, 2015 01:35 PM (GDulk)

458 oh here's another term -- "racially aware."



I'm not "racially aware." Some people, the Heroes of the White Race, are "racially aware."





Posted by: ace


wth does this even mean?

Posted by: Moderate Salami, wondering why certain officials aren't imprisoned at August 20, 2015 01:35 PM (/Ho8c)

459 "race" has no business being on any official form

I don't care if you're pink with blue polka-dots, if you want to work hard, play by the rules, and get good stuff done

(ironic pause to look at desk)

then you can be on the team

if not, go elsewhere

Posted by: Feh at August 20, 2015 01:36 PM (pUNiT)

460 "You notice that there are no white guys pretending to be Asian. A little more difficult to pull off."

It's easier than it looks.

Posted by: Charlie Chan & Peter Sellers at August 20, 2015 01:37 PM (FKK9k)

461 "I'm not "racially aware." Some people, the Heroes of the White Race, are "racially aware."

Urban Dictionary:

Racially Aware
1) Possessing cultural awareness; Acknowledging and accepting the differences of other cultures.

2) A person who understands people have distinctive cultural characteristics that make them socially unique.
I'm not racist, I'm racially aware.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 20, 2015 01:37 PM (VPLuQ)

462

I'm Chocolatey Truffle Aware.

Always know when it's nearby.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2015 01:37 PM (qCMvj)

463 It's possible he may not be on speaking terms with his parents. Who knows what their family situation is.

Remember Rachel Dolezal want speaking to her folks (IIRC) and had claimed some (random) black guy a her daddy.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at August 20, 2015 01:38 PM (/nR7C)

464
"You notice that there are no white guys pretending to be Asian. A little more difficult to pull off."

No body know "wax on, wax off"!


Posted by: Mr Miyagi at August 20, 2015 01:38 PM (OiFtZ)

465 Posted by: Moderate Salami @ 384

That was hysterical and yes, I really miss his show.

Posted by: Cheri at August 20, 2015 01:38 PM (oiNtH)

466 >>>71 See the thing ma'fuckas gotta know is you got degrees of blackness, know'm'sayin'? Like T's over here, and then Lionel Richie's here because he's not that black, especially after leaving the Commodores, and then over here you got Michael Jackson who's like a white black, which can be shortened to wack.
Posted by: J-ROC at August 20, 2015 12:42 PM (vsbNu)

ha!

Posted by: m at August 20, 2015 01:38 PM (ELEPX)

467 @290 ...

"In the world in which King and Dolezal run, there is no discrimination against blacks; there is discrimination in favor of blacks."


That's similar to my point, and I'm surprised Ace seems to have missed it. In the World of the Left, there's even a sort of muted power struggle between the different factions regarding who's victimhood is the MOST IMPORTANT. It is a badge of virtuosity!

It was funny to see the feminists complain about Jenner, for example, arguing that it takes more than some artificial anatomy to be a woman, while bitterly pointing out that Jenner's claim implicitly recognizes that there is sucha thing as a "female brain" that is different from a "male brain". Definitely a popcorn-popping moment!

Posted by: Optimizer at August 20, 2015 01:39 PM (/q6+P)

468 402 Need a snappy moniker for "white on the outside, black on the inside".
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Constipated?

Posted by: Angry White Irish at August 20, 2015 01:39 PM (oDCMR)

469 My kid and I talked about the race thing on SAT & college apps. I don't her just not to put any race because why give someone a cudgel to use against you?
Then I teased her "or you could pretend to be Hispanic"
The immediate answer of "Mom! That would be cheating!" was very gratifying.

Posted by: @votermom at August 20, 2015 01:39 PM (cbfNE)

470 I'm not "racially aware."

----

Some also call that "white privilege".

Posted by: fixerupper at August 20, 2015 01:39 PM (8XRCm)

471 I read this guy got some of Oprah college scholarship for being black, so there was a definite advantage there if true.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at August 20, 2015 01:39 PM (XA7UF)

472 "yes I understand that the White Supremacists have this whole rap about how to convince a "racially blind" person to accept "racial realism" and I know it begins with the salespitch "Look this is an uncomfortable issue but we have to talk about it, this defense of the White Race." "

No you don't ace. I used a word, and now you have me pegged as a racial supremacists and know what sites I read?

I have no desire to get into yet another rehash of essentially, the 'niggardly' argument. No one listens on either side anyway, it seems futile to me.

All I can speak for is myself personally. I have my own meaning when I say things and I mean a word however I mean it. I specifically hyphenated 'cuck' with 'race-' because I don't even primarily identify the 'cuckold' thing with racialism, although there is a racial aspect. There are also non-racial aspects to it.

Suffice it to say I respectfully disagree with you about the nature and meaning of the word. And that is all. We have a Merriam Webster dictionary argument between us about what 'cuck' signifies.

You must be aware of the tactic of trying to associate everyone who is a part of a group or identifies with a movement or pushes a policy position - for instance the tea party - with the absolute worst elements therein? They trot out a picture of a racist tea partier with a racist sign and say "see, racists identify with the Tea Party. The Tea Party is a racist movement." This is a very very common political tactic in our society. I don't think it's an intellectually fair one, although it is certainly effective. The trick is to 'define' the opposition. It's basically a straw man trick.

If we disagree about definitions, it is a semantics debate. I don't see why that should elevate to accusations of racial supremacism.

Posted by: Not Mitt Romney at August 20, 2015 01:39 PM (TULs6)

473 First google hit for "racially aware" is a discussion board.

If you look up the definition of racist it implies saying ''im the master race'' someone being racially aware is someone who is aware of the dangers of other races and is most likely proud of there race.

Oh, the discussion board is at stormfront.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Team Lefty and Scamp at August 20, 2015 01:39 PM (JtwS4)

474 I'm not racist, I'm racially aware.

I'm of the same vintage as ace, when we grew up we were taught that racism was treating people differently because of their skin color, but now the definition has been flipped and racism is NOT treating people differently because of their skin color.

"Colorblindness is the most insidious form of racism." It's bullshit, but that's what everyone under 30 has been taught.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at August 20, 2015 01:40 PM (/kI1Q)

475


bbfnp*

new acronym

be back for next post!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2015 01:40 PM (qCMvj)

476 291 "I did not know till yesterday, when I read it in one of Ace's post.....that water was wet."


Don't ask me how, but I'm pretty sure that claiming that water is wet is racist.


Posted by: Optimizer at August 20, 2015 01:40 PM (/q6+P)

477 "Posted by: ACT UP at August 20, 2015 01:34 PM (2Ojst)"

I forgot all about those lunatics. Are they still around? I rememeber my father volunterring to be a guard at St. Patricks Cathedral after they desecratedit in the the late 80's.

Posted by: Benji Carver at August 20, 2015 01:41 PM (OD2ni)

478 hey if you like associating yourself with White Supremacists, that's your bag, man.
-Ace-

You're a busy guy, I know you won't do it, but you could look back on my comments and see I've not used that term other than referring to it.

You know what the term is about, you don't like it, and this is your blog. Fair enough. No need to cast aspersions at someone for pointing out that a word may be taking on a life of its own, for reasons other than its original definition. I will agree, I've see it used here in its derogatory way, but not always.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 20, 2015 01:41 PM (kKHcp)

479 My life finally matters! And y'all want to take that from me.

Posted by: deShaun Luther King at August 20, 2015 01:41 PM (DGrkU)

480 'No greater fanatic than a convert'

Posted by: rayra at August 20, 2015 01:41 PM (cKRAq)

481 Is this behavior similar to blackface?

Posted by: Shane at August 20, 2015 01:41 PM (YtVSQ)

482 All this Shaun King white-or-black discussion is great, but what about Ben Jealous? I mean, if Rachel Dolezal could pull off being black to run a branch of the NAACP...

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at August 20, 2015 01:41 PM (4df7R)

483 Filipino-American students really get short-changed on the whole Hispanic thing. They come from a country tgat was a Spanish colony, they have Hispanic last names and Hispanic traditions, but they have to list themselves as Asian and compete against Chines, Japanese, and Korean kids on the SATs.
Oh, and the Philippines is a group of islands in the Pacific but they are not allowed to list themselves as Pacific Islanders either.
I think SJWs have it in for them for being so traditionally pro-American.

Posted by: @votermom at August 20, 2015 01:32 PM (cbfNE)




Yes, to every bit of this. And I succeeded anyway.

Posted by: Country Singer, now with slightly improved ticker at August 20, 2015 01:42 PM (nL0sw)

484 I sure love all this racial harmony in the Age of Obama!

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 20, 2015 01:42 PM (JO9+V)

485 "In the world in which King and Dolezal run, there is no discrimination against blacks; there is discrimination in favor of blacks."

King and Dolezal only show that some people can go further in their life of grift by playing the blackman rather than the whitetrash. It doesn't say that much about society at large. Certainly nothing like having the country elected a Black Man as President would, if you could imagine such a thing.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 20, 2015 01:42 PM (rwI+c)

486 469 My kid and I talked about the race thing on SAT & college apps. I don't her just not to put any race because why give someone a cudgel to use against you?
Then I teased her "or you could pretend to be Hispanic"
The immediate answer of "Mom! That would be cheating!" was very gratifying.
Posted by: @votermom at August 20, 2015 01:39 PM (cbfNE)

____________

My last name could pass for Hispanic, people have asked me before if I am Hispanic. So when it's time for college applications, you best believe my kids are checking off that checkbox.

And it's not really cheating, I'm sure if I go far back enough to the old country, there's some distant relative that came from Spain.

Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at August 20, 2015 01:42 PM (0LHZx)

487 I've known quite a few white couples who have adopted black kids. (One couple in my development has a boatload of adopted black kids. Most of the others I've come across are obviously racist fellow church members. - sarc)


Would it be nice if the black kids were adopted by black people? Sure. But my answer to that is that let's see black people clamoring to adopt black kids and then we can talk.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at August 20, 2015 01:43 PM (/nR7C)

488 So the asshole is a cheater also. No big surprise

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2015 01:43 PM (gf8BH)

489 hey if you like associating yourself with White Supremacists, that's your bag, man.

-Ace-


Malor strikes again.

Posted by: some random meathead at August 20, 2015 01:44 PM (HJqXj)

490 Well, people assume I'm white because of my name. They are usually a bit surprised when they met me in person.

Posted by: lindafell de Spair @ San Jacinto at August 20, 2015 01:44 PM (xVgrA)

491 It's amusing that #BLM and Stormfront both agree that we should all "see" race instead of considering that we're all just folks.

Or it would be if it wasn't so fucked up.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at August 20, 2015 01:44 PM (/kI1Q)

492 My daughter wanted to check out "I am Cait" and I watched with her.

The extreme narcissism from Jenner and how his daily life, every conversation, and his interactions with his kids all center around his "womanhood" and his never ending angst about society acceptance. I understand editing, however, having known a transgender through a friend, his/her life was exactly like this and he was not on TV.

Ratings are tanking for Ms. Cait and I can see why - very unwatchable.

Posted by: Cheri at August 20, 2015 01:44 PM (oiNtH)

493 And imagine the outrage if white people refused to adopt black kids.

You can never win with these folks. And that's a feature, not a bug.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at August 20, 2015 01:44 PM (/nR7C)

494 Big shocka that moo moo is fuckin liar and cheat

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2015 01:45 PM (gf8BH)

495 I think he practices in the mirror holding his lips that way.

Posted by: Seems Legit at August 20, 2015 01:45 PM (Xa4vS)

496
I'm here to chew gum and bring about racial harmony, and I'm all out of harmony.

Posted by: Barky at August 20, 2015 01:45 PM (9mTYi)

497 What type of cheese is govt cheese? asking for a friend.



If you really mean cheese, and not a euphemism, it was usually the cheapest, lamest block of mild cheddar that they couldn't sell on the open market due to the fact no one would buy it. Same with butter and oleomargerine. They used to hand it out in the bad old days of actual food stamps and restrictions on what you could buy.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2015 01:45 PM (MOpDc)

498 You know who has an adopted black child, now a teen?

Willie Robertson

Posted by: Cruzinator at August 20, 2015 01:45 PM (cJswI)

499 Wait! I'm identifying as a Lakota Sioux!

Posted by: General George Armstrong Custer at August 20, 2015 01:45 PM (UdFl3)

500 494 Big shocka that moo moo is fuckin liar and cheat
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2015 01:45 PM (gf8BH)

_________

Option 1: I "lie" and my kids get into Yale

Option 2: I don't "lie" and my kids end up at No Name State U

Hmmm....tough choice.

Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at August 20, 2015 01:45 PM (0LHZx)

501 Leads one to conclude that all that study hard, work hard, get good grades, play by the rules stuff is all bullshit doesn't it?
Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2015 01:14 PM (2Ojst)


Yes, yes it does.

Posted by: Iblis at August 20, 2015 01:46 PM (9221z)

502 I hope Morehouse tells this dumbass they want their degree back.

I hope Oprah feels real stupid right now.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 20, 2015 01:46 PM (ahx2/)

503 "My last name could pass for Hispanic, people have asked me before if I am Hispanic. So when it's time for college applications, you best believe my kids are checking off that checkbox. And it's not really cheating, I'm sure if I go far back enough to the old country, there's some distant relative that came from Spain."

Yeah, it is really cheating. Spain is in Europe.

Posted by: Benji Carver at August 20, 2015 01:46 PM (OD2ni)

504 @453 - We live in a suburb that's probably 50% white, 35% Asian (both far Eastern and near Eastern), and 15% everything else. Okay, the child-bearing-age population skews less white and more Asian and very very slightly more Hispanic.

My daughter goes to an afterschool tutoring program. The customer base there is roughly 90% Asian (split evenly Indian/near-Eastern and Chinese/far-Eastern) and 10% everything else.

Posted by: JEM at August 20, 2015 01:46 PM (o+SC1)

505 493
And imagine the outrage if white people refused to adopt black kids.



You can never win with these folks. And that's a feature, not a bug.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at August 20, 2015 01:44 PM (/nR7C)


Hi, twin!
The sad fact is a lot of leftist "child advocates" are AGAINST interracial adoption, because they feel it's wrong to separate a black child from his or her racial identity or something. It's not wrong to deny them the chance for a loving home, though. Not at all.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at August 20, 2015 01:47 PM (4df7R)

506
Yeah, it is really cheating. Spain is in Europe.
Posted by: Benji Carver at August 20, 2015 01:46 PM (OD2ni)

_______

Hispanic and Spain...nope nothing in common with those two words.

Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at August 20, 2015 01:47 PM (0LHZx)

507 Do the permanently aggrieved get to define the lexicon of race discussions?

Posted by: some random meathead


Oooooooof course!

We live in the age of the Victim Olympics... unfortunately, 1.2 billion in India and another 1.5 in China don't give two wet shits about our post-modern affectations.

Sucks to be us tomorrow!

Posted by: the freefloating spirit of our times at August 20, 2015 01:47 PM (ZCFje)

508
I hope Oprah feels real stupid right now.

She would if she lived in an objective reality. But she is a Prog so reality adn truth are ...flexible.[/]

Posted by: some random meathead at August 20, 2015 01:47 PM (HJqXj)

509 >>Apparently some ISIS goons have contracted AIDS and are to be used as suicide bombers/biological weapons. And they've passed AIDS to the Yazidi girls they enslaved.

Aw, hell....

Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2015 01:47 PM (NOIQH)

510 Big shocka that moo moo is fuckin liar and cheat
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2015 01:45 PM (gf8BH)

_________

Option 1: I "lie" and my kids get into Yale

Option 2: I don't "lie" and my kids end up at No Name State U

Hmmm....tough choice.
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at August 20, 2015 01:45 PM (0LHZx)


You really are a disgusting low life. Not that I am shocked. And you have spawn your teaching your low life morals to? You just might be the worst person on this Blog

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2015 01:48 PM (gf8BH)

511 "If you really mean cheese, and not a euphemism, it was usually the cheapest, lamest block of mild cheddar that they couldn't sell on the open market due to the fact no one would buy it. Same with butter and oleomargerine. "

Back in the day, we would get huge blocks of Government Cheese, and boxes of Government butter on the Navy Frigate that I was stationed on.


That was some mighty good tasting sharp cheddar cheese, and the butter was excellent as well.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 20, 2015 01:48 PM (VPLuQ)

512 Option 1: I "lie" and my kids get into Yale

Option 2: I don't "lie" and my kids end up at No Name State U

Hmmm....tough choice.

Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at August 20, 2015 01:45 PM (0LHZx)




Translation: my kids are too fuckin' stoopid to get into Yale without cheating.

Posted by: Country Singer, now with slightly improved ticker at August 20, 2015 01:48 PM (nL0sw)

513 I mentioned this yesterday, I guess I assume you people READ THE BLOG, but of course it was crazy to assume that


Posted by: ace at August 20, 2015 12:49 PM (dciA+)


Hahahaha. "Read the blog" he writes. Hahahahaha. Snort. Hahahaha. This guy. We're just here for the bewbs, guns, and comments!

Posted by: Iblis at August 20, 2015 01:48 PM (9221z)

514 Integrity. Either you gave it or you dont.
I bet half the kids at Yale etc cheated their way there in some manner. *shrug*

I'd rather my kids have integrity.

Posted by: @votermom at August 20, 2015 01:48 PM (cbfNE)

515 Option 1: I "lie" and my kids get into Yale

Option 2: I don't "lie" and my kids end up at No Name State U

Hmmm....tough choice.


Considering No Name State U has a lower tuition and more rigorous academic standards, not really.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 20, 2015 01:48 PM (YEelc)

516 499
Wait! I'm identifying as a Lakota Sioux!

Posted by: General George Armstrong Custer at August 20, 2015 01:45 PM (UdFl3)

I lol'd.

Posted by: some random meathead at August 20, 2015 01:48 PM (HJqXj)

517 "Option 1: I "lie" and my kids get into Yale Option 2: I don't "lie" and my kids end up at No Name State U Hmmm....tough choice."

My blonde hair/blue eyes nephew with an Irish lastname just started at Yale and did not cheat. Tell your kids to study harder or set their sights lwwer.

Posted by: Benji Carver at August 20, 2015 01:48 PM (OD2ni)

518 If we want to be rational about color and race, I suggest the following color classification scheme for the US Census:

slipper satin
shaded white
lime white
off-white
dimity
elephant's breath
mouse's back
honduran mahogany
bittersweet chocolate
aubergine
jet black

Posted by: Feh at August 20, 2015 01:48 PM (pUNiT)

519 I identify as brony.

Posted by: John F. Kerry at August 20, 2015 01:48 PM (DGrkU)

520 It's amusing that #BLM and Stormfront both agree that we should all "see" race instead of considering that we're all just folks.

Or it would be if it wasn't so fucked up.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at August 20, 2015 01:44 PM (/kI1Q)

----

Not that Im taking up for Nazi's......

Folks like Black Lives Matter, and I would venture ALL of the Social Justice Warrior crowd, insist on recognizing their blackness.

In fact if you try to operate in a raceless manner, one is reminded that the ability to operate without race is "white privilege"

Posted by: fixerupper at August 20, 2015 01:49 PM (8XRCm)

521 508
I hope Oprah feels real stupid right now.

She would if she lived in an objective reality. But she is a Prog so reality adn truth are ...flexible.[/]
Posted by: some random meathead at August 20, 2015 01:47 PM (HJqXj)


You'd think as an ex-hooker, Oprah would appreciate a little hustle.

Posted by: Iblis at August 20, 2015 01:49 PM (9221z)

522 My final word on this thread, it's my opinion that the United States is one of , if not the least racist Country in the world.

Posted by: Cruzinator at August 20, 2015 01:49 PM (cJswI)

523 You really are a disgusting low life. Not that I am shocked. And you have spawn your teaching your low life morals to? You just might be the worst person on this Blog
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2015 01:48 PM (gf8BH)

___________

Morality and $3 will get you a small latte at Starbucks.

Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at August 20, 2015 01:49 PM (0LHZx)

524 British Isles people and Iberian Peninsula people come from the same origins.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 20, 2015 01:49 PM (kvWer)

525
Translation: my kids are too fuckin' stoopid to get into Yale without cheating.

Posted by: Country Singer, now with slightly improved ticker at August 20, 2015 01:48 PM (nL0sw)


TRANSLATION 2: I teach my children that it's okay to lie for social and financial perks.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at August 20, 2015 01:49 PM (4df7R)

526 >>The sad fact is a lot of leftist "child advocates" are AGAINST interracial adoption, because they feel it's wrong to separate a black child from his or her racial identity or something.

As if being an adopted child isn't hard enough.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2015 01:49 PM (NOIQH)

527 I suggest the following color classification scheme for the US Census

I want to identify as stroganoff.


Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at August 20, 2015 01:50 PM (/kI1Q)

528 I hope Morehouse tells this dumbass they want their degree back.

Morehouse accepts white students.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Team Lefty and Scamp at August 20, 2015 01:50 PM (JtwS4)

529 "because they feel it's wrong to separate a black child from his or her racial identity or something."

I guess that they desire for them to be aware of their racial and cultural heritage and history.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 20, 2015 01:50 PM (VPLuQ)

530 Option 1: I "lie" and my kids get into Yale

Option 2: I don't "lie" and my kids end up at No Name State U

Hmmm....tough choice.

Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at August 20, 2015 01:45 PM (0LHZx)


No, it's not actually.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 20, 2015 01:50 PM (8XRCm)

531 I feel like I just stepped in shit and I can't get it off my shoes.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2015 01:50 PM (gf8BH)

532 Remember the outrage when one of Romneys kids adopted a black baby and he sent out Christmas cards with the family picture. They were saying he was pandering, the baby was a "token" , etc.
Hey, that's a great idea, let's adopt a black baby so no one will think we're racist. Because, that always fools people! /sarc/

Posted by: lindafell de Spair @ San Jacinto at August 20, 2015 01:51 PM (xVgrA)

533 We live in the age of the Victim Olympics... <<<<

Have we reached peak political correctness yet? please say yes.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 20, 2015 01:51 PM (ODxAs)

534 Couldn't you just buy Yale?

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 20, 2015 01:51 PM (kvWer)

535 517 "Option 1: I "lie" and my kids get into Yale Option 2: I don't "lie" and my kids end up at No Name State U Hmmm....tough choice."

My blonde hair/blue eyes nephew with an Irish lastname just started at Yale and did not cheat. Tell your kids to study harder or set their sights lwwer.
Posted by: Benji Carver at August 20, 2015 01:48 PM (OD2ni)

________

That's good for him. But for everyone on of him that gets in there's another 1 or 2 that doesn't get in because Alejandro or Jose, with lower SAT scores gets in. So if I can get my kids that extra little edge, why the fuck not?

Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at August 20, 2015 01:51 PM (0LHZx)

536 I want to identify as stroganoff.

Well aren't you the tasty little dish.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 20, 2015 01:51 PM (YEelc)

537 @364 "Once you are black, you can't go back."



But ... "You mean I'm going to STAY this color!?!" - Naven

Posted by: Optimizer at August 20, 2015 01:51 PM (/q6+P)

538 As if being an adopted child isn't hard enough.

I would hope it would be easier than languishing in the foster-care system because a bunch of rich white proggs think you're better off there than with loving white parents.

This shit makes me sad.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at August 20, 2015 01:51 PM (/kI1Q)

539 Moo Moo, and you wonder why people think you're an amoral g fill in the blanks). And I see you're passing on those traits to your kids.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at August 20, 2015 01:52 PM (/nR7C)

540 Follow the money. I'm betting King cashed a paycheck from Hillary.

Posted by: MacGruber at August 20, 2015 01:52 PM (kQBSd)

541 Some people just don't know when to stop digging.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2015 01:52 PM (gf8BH)

542 Our political opponents think we're one hobnail away from goose stepping our way to a new reich as it is without making it really easy to connect conservatism to neo Nazis eh? Its a dumb term anyway.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 20, 2015 01:52 PM (39g3+)

543 531
I feel like I just stepped in shit and I can't get it off my shoes.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2015 01:50 PM (gf8BH)


Interacting with Moo Moo will do that to you. Try Oxyclean.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at August 20, 2015 01:52 PM (4df7R)

544 531
I feel like I just stepped in shit and I can't get it off my shoes.


His ridiculous, unfunny screen nick pisses on the character and intelligence of every moron that posts here each and every time he comments. Not surprising.

Posted by: some random meathead at August 20, 2015 01:52 PM (HJqXj)

545 I am Roooot!

Posted by: Soona at August 20, 2015 01:52 PM (P25Hh)

546 I guess that they desire for them to be aware of their racial and cultural heritage and history.

Public school? Television? Library books?

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at August 20, 2015 01:53 PM (/kI1Q)

547 Posted by: Bandersnatch, Team Lefty and Scamp at August 20, 2015 01:50 PM (JtwS4)

They accept white students on black scholarships? I didn't know that.

Posted by: Cruzinator at August 20, 2015 01:53 PM (cJswI)

548 522 My final word on this thread, it's my opinion that the United States is one of , if not the least racist Country in the world.
Posted by: Cruzinator at August 20, 2015 01:49 PM (cJswI)


Case in point:
524 British Isles people and Iberian Peninsula people come from the same origins.
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 20, 2015 01:49 PM (kvWer)


This may be true, but that doesn't stop the Portuguese and Spanish from despising each other so much they've gone to war.
The casual racism in Europe and frankly the rest of the world would be jaw-dropping to the average American. And Americans would consider most of these guys the same race!

Posted by: Iblis at August 20, 2015 01:53 PM (9221z)

549 "Morality and $3 will get you a small latte at Starbucks."

And I hear that giving knobbers gets you a discount on a new car.

You wouldn't wanna pay retail, would you?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 20, 2015 01:53 PM (VPLuQ)

550 @ 369 "When everyone is black, then no one will be."


Indeed!

Posted by: Optimizer at August 20, 2015 01:53 PM (/q6+P)

551 But He had a black heart...

Posted by: donna at August 20, 2015 01:53 PM (hUdMz)

552 381 - I've also heard it as half-Welsh half-Hungarian...or Wel-Hung.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 20, 2015 01:53 PM (vBH2i)

553
I am Roooot!


Then you're going into the on-call rotation.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 20, 2015 01:53 PM (YEelc)

554 "why the fuck not?"

if you're genetically spanish, go for it

if not, you're a liar and a cheat

Posted by: Feh at August 20, 2015 01:54 PM (pUNiT)

555 Okay I lied . I meant to go to the PGA website.

Posted by: Cruzinator at August 20, 2015 01:54 PM (cJswI)

556 This is the same nonsense some people say about welfare. Oh no, I'm too proud to get welfare, cuz morality and stuff. Huh? If you can get welfare, fucking get it. I've even heard people say they won't get unemployment because of some morality bullshit.

Like I said before $3 and a dose of morality will get you a cup of coffee.

Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at August 20, 2015 01:54 PM (0LHZx)

557 If there's ever a set of institutions living off their former reputations and existence, its ivy league colleges and universities in America.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 20, 2015 01:54 PM (39g3+)

558 These posts really need clips from Malibu's Most wanted added to them.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 20, 2015 01:54 PM (z/Ubi)

559 So if I can get my kids that extra little edge, why the fuck not?

Well you let them live ! What else do they expect?

Posted by: some random meathead at August 20, 2015 01:54 PM (HJqXj)

560 >>> Option 2: I don't "lie" and my kids end up at No Name State U

In some cases that State U has just as good an education or better. Not as fancy of connections but you get more real world hands on experience. And you graduate with less debt. But by all means denigrate the state U.

Posted by: LizLem at August 20, 2015 01:54 PM (hvf9s)

561 I am Roooot!
Posted by: Soona at August 20, 2015 01:52 PM (P25Hh)

------


**cough-Groot-cough**

Posted by: fixerupper at August 20, 2015 01:54 PM (8XRCm)

562 And shoplifting isn't really stealing.

And video piracy isn't really stealing.

And telling a "white lie" isn't really lying.



As is stressed in the auditing and forensic accounting case studies, the human mind's capacity for delusional rationalization knows no bounds.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 20, 2015 01:54 PM (JO9+V)

563 TWINNNN!!!!!!

{mega hugzzz}

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at August 20, 2015 01:55 PM (/nR7C)

564 >>I guess that they desire for them to be aware of their racial and cultural heritage and history.

Sure. There are enough personality issues to contend with for adoptees before you even get into cultural differences when it's a mixed race family.
There are a lot of outlets to assist with this. Have a friend who adopted to Asian kids and she has them participate in orgs that cater to Asian adoptees (camps, dinners, stuff like that). Also have a friend who adopted a black kid from a 16 year old in the same town, and it's an open adoption, so the kid's mom, grandparents, etc. are now part of family celebrations.
Adoption is never easy, but loving families can make it work if given the chance. Beats the alternative...

Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2015 01:55 PM (NOIQH)

565 531 I feel like I just stepped in shit and I can't get it off my shoes.
Posted by: Nevergiveup
------------------------------
What's worse is that you knew it was shit, but chose to step in it anyway.
Just like a turd on the sidewalk, when I see that name, I avoid it and keep walking. Just sayin'

Posted by: Chi at August 20, 2015 01:55 PM (BDTqv)

566 I'm beginning to believe that my Racially Aware snark was too subtle.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 20, 2015 01:57 PM (VPLuQ)

567 So if I can get my kids that extra little edge, why the fuck not?"

Damnit, I knew we should've played the game better.
And here we focused on maths and sciences with our little mouses...

Posted by: anon a mouse at August 20, 2015 01:57 PM (C9pBZ)

568 Who knows what the relationship was between King and his parents. I am close with my kids ages 19 and 22 but not everyone is. If your kid refuses to grow up, lies, makes constant excuses, is lazy, etc. you may love them but not like them. You may give up, you may be too tired to fight with them. Maybe King's parents had no more shits to give because of prior behavior.

Posted by: Cheri at August 20, 2015 01:57 PM (oiNtH)

569 The casual racism in Europe and frankly the rest of
the world would be jaw-dropping to the average American. And Americans
would consider most of these guys the same race!

Posted by: Iblis at August 20, 2015 01:53 PM


And a great deal of it has been exported here. If you've been shielded from it during your Formative Years, just spend some time in Los Angeles -- a shining example of Diversity! and Tolerance! -- and see it in action. You won't have to look far, but will have to look in areas where you wouldn't necessarily expect to see it.

Posted by: MrScribbler at August 20, 2015 01:57 PM (0atQl)

570 What's worse is that you knew it was shit, but chose to step in it anyway.
Just like a turd on the sidewalk, when I see that name, I avoid it and keep walking. Just sayin'
Posted by: Chi at August 20, 2015 01:55 PM (BDTqv)

I know. Usually I never directly engaged that POS, but what it said this time was so disgusting I had to. It tries to sound reasonably normal at times, but every once in a while the mask drops.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2015 01:57 PM (gf8BH)

571 *scuffs foot*
I never get hugs

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 20, 2015 01:58 PM (39g3+)

572
drudge alarm. for some reason.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 20, 2015 01:58 PM (ODxAs)

573 497 What type of cheese is govt cheese? asking for a friend.

They used to hand it out in the bad old days of actual food stamps and restrictions on what you could buy.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2015 01:45 PM (MOpDc)

The gub'mint at least used to buy large quantities of food for food programs, both to hand out to needy people and to provide essentially price supports to farmers. Somehow the cheese became famous back in the... '80's, right? The feds apparently had more than they knew what to do with, and were handing it out to folks on food stamps and other assistance programs in these ginormous blocks, about the size of a piece of Kraft singles but maybe 18" long, like you see in delis. I remember the local news stories showing long lines outside the main food banks, and people saying they just didn't know how they'd make ends meet without that big old block of cheese.

I remember as a kid being sort of shocked that a block of cheese could be the difference between life and death. We didn't have much money, but it never came down to a block of cheese. At some point the cheese giveaways must've stopped, but there weren't mass die-offs, so I guess the situation wasn't as bad as was suggested.

Posted by: Agent J at August 20, 2015 01:58 PM (ueOgE)

574 After her first husband, a white man, died, my Great Grandmother, a Wyandotte Indian, lost her farm to her in-lawsbecause--at that time and place--Indians weren't allowed to own land. She met and remarried my Great Grandfather and then lived a reasonably happy life for a long time, dying shortly before I was born.

I look nothing like Grandmother, aside from those high cheekbones Elizabeth Warren talks about. My eyes are blue, my skin is fair, and--before it turned a really cool platinum shade of gray--my hair was blonde. It's fair to say I was never discriminated against because of my mixed German and Native American heritage so I couldn't--in good conscience--go around claiming preferential treatment because Grandmother endured discrimination and injustice.

Those who do, like Elizabeth Warren, are opportunistic assholes, plain and simple. Don't be an opportunistic asshole.

Posted by: troyriser at August 20, 2015 01:58 PM (Bvf82)

575 >>The casual racism in Europe and frankly the rest of the world would be jaw-dropping to the average American.


Just look at the overt racism by fans at international soccer matches. It's staggering.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2015 01:58 PM (NOIQH)

576 In some cases that State U has just as good an education or better. Not as fancy of connections but you get more real world hands on experience. And you graduate with less debt. But by all means denigrate the state U.

Posted by: LizLem at August 20, 2015 01:54 PM (hvf9s)





That's the part that always cracks me up. At Dear old State U I had an English Comp prof (BA Holy Cross, MA and PhD Harvard) that, when asked why he was working at State U replied, "It's so much less pretentious. I get less bullshit and you, the students, get the same quality education. You just don't have a fancy name on your diploma and a ton of debt to go with it."

Posted by: Country Singer, now with slightly improved ticker at August 20, 2015 01:58 PM (nL0sw)

577 *scuffs foot*

I never get hugs


I used to have that problem, then I discovered bathing.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 20, 2015 01:59 PM (YEelc)

578 492 My daughter wanted to check out "I am Cait" and I watched with her.

The extreme narcissism from Jenner and how his daily life,


Is there anyone from that family that isn't an extreme narcissist, not to mention shallow as hell?

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 20, 2015 02:00 PM (+lVUW)

579 558 These posts really need clips from Malibu's Most wanted added to them.
Posted by: Buzzion at August 20, 2015 01:54 PM (z/Ubi)




Here ya go: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjhj5VVNeOw

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 20, 2015 02:00 PM (oKE6c)

580 Darth Merkel dismissed Greek Prime Minister.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 20, 2015 02:00 PM (kvWer)

581 556
This is the same nonsense some people say about welfare. Oh no, I'm too
proud to get welfare, cuz morality and stuff. Huh? If you can get
welfare, fucking get it. I've even heard people say they won't get
unemployment because of some morality bullshit.



TRANSLATION: Moo Moo run Bartertown.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at August 20, 2015 02:00 PM (4df7R)

582 I used to have that problem, then I discovered bathing.

What is this bathing you speak of? It sounds of witchcraft...

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 20, 2015 02:00 PM (39g3+)

583 "Usually when I'm said to be a "race-cuck" for not being strong or brave enough to defend the white race. "'

Doleezal is informative. I did not call you a cuck, Ace. I called her parents it, and again it's genuinely hard for me to see how the accusation doesn't carry weight with them. I'm being sincere here, I can't help it - unless we're being willfully obtuse I have a hard time not seeing it with Doleezal's biography.

It looks to me like her parents really gave her issues. I imagine that as a young girl she grew up having to compete for the interest and attention of her own parents, who seem to spend most of it on people who were not their child. And, in the pudding proof sense, to the point where they gave their child identity issues where she's now pretending to be trans-black. Not because they didn't defend the white race enough. Just because they made their daughter literally and psychologically self loathing.

This issue is embedded in the structure of liberal moral preening. There is an insecurity in being white. The parents signal their virtue by disassociating themselves with it - they prove they are good people because they went to help poor people in Africa. That shows they are good people.

So a little white girl sees this. She sees that what is good is helping black people, the way you signal your value is helping black people. Her parents are always running off on her and helping black people on foreign continents. They adopted 3 black children but had only 1 of their own (white) children. She sees that, in the pious liberal household, the black people get the help, the concern, the attention.

And she grows up wanting to be black.

Maybe because she wants her parents to pay more attention to her.

I am not a psychiatrist. This is armchair analysis. But I have a hard time seeing this as coincidence. The "cuck" issue makes many people quite uncomfortable but I can't help it, it honestly is the first thing to come to mind when I read the bio of Rachel Doleezal and her white racial activist parents, that there is probably some 'there' there.

Posted by: Not Mitt Romney at August 20, 2015 02:01 PM (TULs6)

584 And I'm supposed to feel bad that MooMoo stays the fuck away from Texas?

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 20, 2015 02:02 PM (ahx2/)

585 I kind of understand this dysphoria, although not why it would take this particular form. I'm a half chinese, half jewish atheist, but culturally, I prefer white western Christian culture to anything else. I'm occassionally mistaken for hispanic, utterly hate the way I look, and would gladly get surgery to alter my features, if such surgery existed. Ideally, I wish I could have been born in England in, say, 17th-19th centuries. I could have been Charles Babbage's system administrator.

Posted by: Bruce Boehnerr at August 20, 2015 02:02 PM (DGrkU)

586 426
The fact that the parents did not stop this college deception shows they are truly scumbags also

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2015 01:30 PM (gf8BH)
The dad has been arrested what eight times? Yes, I would say the parents are scumbag white trash.

Just a guess.

Posted by: Nip Sip at August 20, 2015 02:02 PM (0FSuD)

587 524 British Isles people and Iberian Peninsula people come from the same origins.
Posted by: Boss Moss


Not entirely true.

The origin of Brits is well-known and well-documented -- Celts, Romans, Angles, Saxons, Vikings, Normans, etc.

But the origins of "Iberians" is intensely complicated.

It's a big jumble of Basque (of totally unknown ethnic origin), Celt, Phoenician/Carthaginian, Visigoth (Eastern Europe), Greek (colonists), "Moors" (i.e. Arabs with perhaps some Tuareg mix), Gypsy (also mysterious origins, likely India), Roman, and the generic unspecified "Iberian tribes" indigenous to the Peninsula in prehistory.

Yes, one might say that all these groups are "Caucasian," but it's about as mixed a "Caucasian" ancestry as you'll find anywhere.

Posted by: zombie at August 20, 2015 02:02 PM (jBuUi)

588 hey Chi : )

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 20, 2015 02:02 PM (ahx2/)

589 572
drudge alarm. for some reason.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 20, 2015 01:58 PM (ODxAs)

Greek PM resigned. New elections in September.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at August 20, 2015 02:03 PM (RD7QR)

590 "This is the same nonsense some people say about welfare. Oh no, I'm too proud to get welfare, cuz morality and stuff. Huh? If you can get welfare, fucking get it. I've even heard people say they won't get unemployment because of some morality bullshit."

Not at all the samething. In your welfare example, you are talking about people who are eligible for welfare, but choose not to take it.A better example for your plan would be a really rich guy (know any?) falsifying forms to get welfare because he can get away with it.

Posted by: Benji Carver at August 20, 2015 02:03 PM (OD2ni)

591 At some point the cheese giveaways must've stopped, but there weren't mass die-offs, so I guess the situation wasn't as bad as was suggested.
Posted by: Agent J at August 20, 2015 01:58 PM (ueOgE)

__________

It has now been replaced with steak and organic vegetables that can be easily purchased with the EBT card.

Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at August 20, 2015 02:03 PM (0LHZx)

592 >>> they feel it's wrong to separate a black child from his or her racial identity or something.

The original definition of "transracial" was adoptees that are a diff race than their adoptive family. I know someone in that sitch. Man was she ticked when the whole Rachel thing imploded and Rachel claimed to be transracial!

Posted by: LizLem at August 20, 2015 02:03 PM (hvf9s)

593
**cough-Groot-cough**
Posted by: fixerupper at August 20, 2015 01:54 PM (8XRCm)



-----------------


I'm new at this self identity horseshit. It takes practice.

Posted by: Soona at August 20, 2015 02:04 PM (P25Hh)

594 hey moo, turns out the Feds (OMB) are on to you

in 2010, they started breaking down "Hispanic" into constituent categories:

http://www.census.gov/schools/pdf/2010form_info.pdf

Posted by: Feh at August 20, 2015 02:04 PM (pUNiT)

595 Don't be an opportunistic asshole.

Posted by: troyriser at August 20, 2015 01:58 PM


If more people did serious research on their family histories, they'd be surprised -- sometimes thrilled, sometimes horrified -- to see who and what some of their ancestors were.

I always assumed my mother's family were plain ol' Wonder Bread types (came over on the Mayflower, and all that kind of stuff) but later learned there were a few strange detours in the family path.

Not enough to make me eligible to run a BlaLiMa chapter or become a Senator in MA, but they are there. Probably more than li'l Shaun or Lieawatha Warren can legitimately claim.

Posted by: MrScribbler at August 20, 2015 02:04 PM (0atQl)

596 What is this bathing you speak of? It sounds of witchcraft...

Judging by the ingredients list on a bottle of shampoo, you might just be right.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 20, 2015 02:04 PM (YEelc)

597 The casual racism in Europe and frankly the rest of the world would be jaw-dropping to the average American.

Oh, yes. The way European theme parks depict Africa and black people would be jaw-dropping to actual Stormfronters, let alone the average American.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 20, 2015 02:04 PM (S+N7W)

598 Probably someone has already pointed out:

This guy, and Rachel whoever's, claim to be black is actually less absurd than Bruce Jenner's claim to be female, simply because the biological difference between white and black is so small, and so trivial in consequence, compared to the differences between male and female.

Even the sociological and cultural differences are, these days, very small between races.

So this guy, and Rachel whoever, are dishonest and hypocrites. Bruce Jenner is disturbed.

Posted by: Pastafarian at August 20, 2015 02:05 PM (LqrRo)

599 570
I know, NGU.
I've been tempted at times (like today), but it's obviously futile.

I actually sometimes have a hard time believing that he actually thinks this way - he just likes to stir the pot. Then I remember that I know people just like him (looking at you, asshole next door neighbor that would steal $5 from his grandmother).

Posted by: Chi at August 20, 2015 02:05 PM (BDTqv)

600 Bathing makes it easier to pick out the hobos.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 20, 2015 02:05 PM (kvWer)

601 590 "This is the same nonsense some people say about welfare. Oh no, I'm too proud to get welfare, cuz morality and stuff. Huh? If you can get welfare, fucking get it. I've even heard people say they won't get unemployment because of some morality bullshit."

Not at all the samething. In your welfare example, you are talking about people who are eligible for welfare, but choose not to take it.A better example for your plan would be a really rich guy (know any?) falsifying forms to get welfare because he can get away with it.
Posted by: Benji Carver at August 20, 2015 02:03 PM (OD2ni)


____________

Actually the best analogy would be if the income level to get welfare were $30K for Hispanics but $40K for white guy and white guy who makes $39K saying he only made $29K.

Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at August 20, 2015 02:05 PM (0LHZx)

602 SMFH,
Heh!!! **fist bump**

Posted by: lindafell de Spair @ San Jacinto at August 20, 2015 02:05 PM (xVgrA)

603 Alright. I'm out of here. Have to go home and shower for interacting with that disgusting POS

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2015 02:05 PM (gf8BH)

604 My niece and nephew are half hispanic. Their mother abandoned them when they were very young. I told them both to proudly check that box. It's the only thing of value their mother ever gave them.

Posted by: Lauren at August 20, 2015 02:06 PM (iciIB)

605 Probably someone has already pointed out

I think ace did in the post. *snicker*

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at August 20, 2015 02:06 PM (/kI1Q)

606 And I'm supposed to feel bad that MooMoo stays the fuck away from Texas?





Posted by: SMFH


lol


Posted by: Moderate Salami, wondering why certain officials aren't imprisoned at August 20, 2015 02:06 PM (/Ho8c)

607 Greek PM resigned. New elections in September.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at August 20, 2015 02:03 PM (RD7QR)


Oh. Wonderful. So what new lying socialist will the Greeks elect to replace the exiting lying socialist?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at August 20, 2015 02:06 PM (4df7R)

608 This whole identity politics thing is getting so complicated. They're all stepping on each others' toes trying to figure out who is the most oppressed, and what not. I suggest that universities solve this by combining it all into a Victimhood Studies Program. This would be perfect for the real minorities, but also for the pretend women, pretend blacks, and pretend Indians. I think Lizzie Warren can head the department at Harvard, since she's Harvard's official Native American professor.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 20, 2015 02:06 PM (+lVUW)

609 As to the parents, I can think of three possibilities:

1) They really don't care.

2) They recognize that the scam is valuable to their child's career, and care more about that than the truth.

3) They don't want to advertise the truth - that the mom was a sleeze, and had sex with some biracial guy while she was married to a white guy, or some such thing.


Personally, I'd bet on #3, especially since King as much as said that. Correct me if I'm wrong, but that is NOT the nose of a white guy. He's got the "just one drop" thing going on - with his BIOLOGICAL father.

Posted by: Optimizer at August 20, 2015 02:06 PM (/q6+P)

610 Didn't read the thread, didn't read the comments. Can someone provide directions to the threadwinner, please?

Posted by: 47% at August 20, 2015 02:06 PM (Vf5rR)

611 Isn't it Europeans who throw bananas at their African football (ok fine, soccer) players?

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at August 20, 2015 02:08 PM (/nR7C)

612 Judging by the ingredients list on a bottle of shampoo, you might just be right.

Yucca Dew?!?

Posted by: Adriane the Ethnic Cuisine Critic ... at August 20, 2015 02:08 PM (qOsoH)

613 604
My niece and nephew are half hispanic. Their mother abandoned them when
they were very young. I told them both to proudly check that box. It's
the only thing of value their mother ever gave them.

Posted by: Lauren at August 20, 2015 02:06 PM (iciIB)


Just so.
Though she also did them the favor of having you for an aunt.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at August 20, 2015 02:08 PM (4df7R)

614 588 hey Chi : )
Posted by: SMFH
------------------------------
Good afternoon, beautiful.

Posted by: Chi at August 20, 2015 02:08 PM (BDTqv)

615 610 Didn't read the thread, didn't read the comments. Can someone provide directions to the threadwinner, please?
Posted by: 47%


This comment that I'm typing right now is the threadwinner:

If you say or think the word "race," you are a racist.

If you DON'T say or think the word "race," you are also a racist.

That is all.

Posted by: zombie at August 20, 2015 02:08 PM (jBuUi)

616 Thank you kind, undead sir.

Posted by: 47% at August 20, 2015 02:09 PM (Vf5rR)

617 Nood.

Have a nice afternoon, everyone, I'm off to a beer tent.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at August 20, 2015 02:09 PM (/kI1Q)

618 Native American or Hispanic?

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 20, 2015 02:09 PM (kvWer)

619 When you get something you don't deserve, you know it, and it makes you feel queasy, at least if you're a normal man. An innate conscience that we all share until taught otherwise. As MOO-MOO raises his children to be the next Obamafo generation, there remains that innate sense of self-worth that can't be contained forever. ether it manifests itself in addiction, suicide, poverty-cycle, Leftism, there is always a price to be paid for ignoring basic moral instincts.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 20, 2015 02:09 PM (2cS/G)

620 I identify as a Billionaire Playboy Superhero. Call me Tony... And while you're at it, send me my limo, and 2-3 supermodels...

BHO identified as a Kenyan, to get financial aid.

Heap Big Squaw Liawatha identified as an American Indian, to get financial aid.

Bruce Jenner identifies as a woman for the attention the females in his family are showered with, and I suspect because he hates himself.

I never heard of Shaun King until yesterday, and I'm offended that he choses to mock C. Thomas Howell.....

Posted by: Tony Stark at August 20, 2015 02:09 PM (ImbcR)

621 610,

MooMoo is still a disgusting piece of shit.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 20, 2015 02:09 PM (ahx2/)

622 *scuffs foot*
I never get hugs
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 20, 2015 01:58 PM (39g3+)

Because people know where you hands go when you DO get them. Keep them north of the mason dixon line, bub! You are not Joey Biden after all.

Posted by: LizLem at August 20, 2015 02:10 PM (hvf9s)

623 Optimizer, Rachel D didn't have a "white" nose either. Neither does Kathleen Turner, for that matter.
DNA test should be able to put this to bed.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at August 20, 2015 02:11 PM (/nR7C)

624 600
Bathing makes it easier to pick out the hobos.


Posted by: Boss Moss at August 20, 2015 02:05 PM (kvWer)

The oil ring around them?

Posted by: Nip Sip at August 20, 2015 02:17 PM (0FSuD)

625 This King Family is almost as white as Shaun King's Family

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/634428924148228096

Posted by: kbdabear at August 20, 2015 02:18 PM (BAmn3)

626 Nood.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2015 02:18 PM (MOpDc)

627 I thought being black in America was a bad thing what with all the cop killings and oppressions and such.....

Posted by: Kim at August 20, 2015 02:26 PM (HE671)

628 425 Posted by: ace at August 20, 2015 01:23 PM (dciA+)

You have a blind spot and misinterpret a lot of what people write on the subject of race.

Posted by: Cruzinator at August 20, 2015 01:29 PM (cJswI)


As an innocent bystander, I've got to agree with this statement.

There must be some invisible gas that East Coast elites inhale that makes them fantasize about what people (who they perceive as "lessor") mean with words that have no hard meaning.

But being all feeling, they forgive these sub-intellectuals for being racists because they know not what they do.

Pretty white of them.

Posted by: jwest at August 20, 2015 02:27 PM (P/xrJ)

629 First time I saw the dude it seemed obvious to me he was white. I don't just mean obvious now, I mean I didn't realize he claimed to be biracial until recently.

Posted by: fb at August 20, 2015 02:31 PM (JVEmw)

630
He could become a "Furry". Problem solved.

Posted by: Frankly at August 20, 2015 02:34 PM (zjsdS)

631 Did he take hormone treatments so he could jump?

Posted by: hillary at August 20, 2015 02:52 PM (k8nMY)

632 Ace, you assume he is a decent person with a conscience who would benefit from the big lie off of his back, reflecting on his situation with thoughtfulness and grace. On what do you base that on?? Surely not on his hit-and-run, traveling-riot of BLM activism.

Posted by: Stephanie at August 20, 2015 02:54 PM (Qx077)

633 I identify as a carrot.

Posted by: John Boehner at August 20, 2015 02:58 PM (E5UB0)

634 OompaLoompaface.

Posted by: Not Mitt Romney at August 20, 2015 03:00 PM (TULs6)

635 Who gives a flying fuckwad?

Posted by: Phyllis Balzac at August 20, 2015 03:03 PM (HoQ0X)

636 Morality and $3 will get you a small latte at Starbucks.

Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at August 20, 2015 01:49 PM (0LHZx)


You, of course, don't understand the reason for ethics. Having ethics does not make the world easier - it greatly increases the burden that one has to carry. Like lifting weights carrying that burden make a person stronger. A person who lacks ethics - who takes the easy way out - becomes a weak person - who cannot survive when tough times come. The problem with cheating is that in the end it is always yourself that you wind up cheating. You think yourself wise for your lack of ethics; but in reality you are a fool who is only fooling himself.

Posted by: An Observation at August 20, 2015 03:04 PM (+KULC)

637 Shaun King is a honkie muthafucka who used his privilege to assume the black man's culture and steal his educational opportunities.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at August 20, 2015 03:06 PM (zaRPB)

638 If you want to make Leftists REALLY mad, just point out that based on THEIR OWN STANDARDS, we ought to be much more accepting of "transracial" people than "transgender" people.

Remember, there's nothing like an objective, scientific definition of "race" in the same way that there's an objective, scientific definition of "gender." Yes, our notions of race are *based* in certain objective characteristics, but literally everything that's interesting about race boils down to how society treats people with those characteristics; race is thus LITERALLY "socially constructed" the way Leftists claim gender is "socially constructed."

To put it a different way: We know that different societies treat race and gender very differently. But we haven't yet discovered a society where men menstruate and give birth to babies. Gender can thus be reduced to objective, neutral facts in a way that race cannot. Assuming that human beings originated in Africa, then we're all "African" to one degree or another; thus "race" only matters to the degree that "society" decides that it matters -- it actually IS "socially constructed." We're not all "women" to one degree or another. A person born with XY chromosomes is *categorically* not female; he will NEVER be capable of giving birth, no matter how much he alters his speech, mannerisms, or physical appearance. But a white person who pretends to be black is still "African" in a real, if very diluted, sense: If you go back far enough on their family tree, you'll find "African" ancestors. We just classify whites as "not-African" purely as a matter of social convention. This is shown by the fact that different societies draw the line between "African" and "not-African" in radically different ways.

So if we're to accept that "gender" is "socially constructed" -- that "gender" only matters with respect to how we as a society treat gender, and thus a man can become a woman through will alone -- there ought to be no rational basis for rejecting "transracial" people. What they're doing is far more defensible.

The only consistent defense I can come up with is a completely crass one. You could say that since this is all a bunch of bullshit anyway, Leftists are free to reject "transracialism" and accept "transgenderism" purely because one is helpful to them politically while the other is not. If it's ALL just politics, then you could argue that the only relevant criteria is "what's useful to us from a political standpoint?" I haven't heard any Leftists make that argument, but it's the only defensible one I can think of.

Posted by: Ex-liberal at August 20, 2015 03:07 PM (R1mDg)

639 So if this guy mated with the pretend black girl, Rachel Doozie-wack-o, would their children be:

A) White
B) Non-racial
C) Harlequin
D) Resemble Chelsea
E) Black by wishful thinking, rejected by sane people of color

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at August 20, 2015 03:09 PM (akaHw)

640
Next up - Reverend Wright. Just sayin'

Posted by: Geroge Orwell's ghost at August 20, 2015 03:12 PM (/EkKm)

641 Shaun King has announced that is going to 'double down' and continue to agitate blacks.

Wasn't that Manson's trip?

Posted by: Ultron at August 20, 2015 03:22 PM (pkd8D)

642
So, this is all very tough on Shaun King, but ultimately, he'll be disburdened of the heavy weight he's been carrying.

If anything it'll be worse. It isn't his fault he believed he was born a poor black child. https://youtu.be/rfAvQp-Uk5I

Now you all have turned his world upside down. H8ers!

Posted by: I R A Aggie at August 20, 2015 03:27 PM (1hM1d)

643 Is it true that his girlfriend was the first to question his ethnicity

Posted by: shrinkage at August 20, 2015 03:29 PM (MP9kA)

644 >>>He could become a "Furry". Problem solved.
Posted by: Frankly


A stoat in summer? Or autumn?

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at August 20, 2015 03:40 PM (E5UB0)

645 He's not white, he's a whigger

Posted by: pete at August 20, 2015 04:09 PM (meg+g)

646 What type of cheese is govt cheese? asking for a friend.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 20, 2015 01:33 PM (ODxAs)

It's NACH YO cheese sucka

Posted by: The Jackhole at August 20, 2015 04:13 PM (3mTyP)

647 @ 633

Well I've heard that orange is the new black.

Posted by: dissent555 at August 20, 2015 04:50 PM (VFhMt)

648 It also occurs to me that with just a bit more hair this guy could make himself into Shaun of the Dreads.

Posted by: dissent555 at August 20, 2015 04:53 PM (VFhMt)

649 Wow the devil took over my post.

What's the barrel?

Do I want to know, or should I just let it happen and deal with it?

Posted by: PJ at August 20, 2015 05:13 PM (cHuNI)

650 The fact that he didn't call himself LeShaun should've tipped them off.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at August 20, 2015 05:24 PM (jR7Wy)

651 Actually, the Democrat party has a 150 year history of encouraging passing. During Jim Crow it was one direction, under Affirmative Action it goes the other.

Posted by: Morbius at August 20, 2015 05:37 PM (E3Y+O)

652 The Star-Bellied Sneetches had bellies with stars, while the Plain-Bellied Sneetches had none upon thars.

Posted by: jd at August 20, 2015 05:47 PM (VnJQY)

653 If being black is such a 'burden' and a 'struggle', then surely no one would ever choose to be black.

Can we safely assume you appropriated the blackness to partake in the spoils of victimization?

Posted by: Ryan at August 20, 2015 05:58 PM (KKnAy)

654 Gender identity is different from racial identity. Race is blurry; it comes in dozens of types, many of which are socially defined or constructed, and which mix together quite naturally. there are millions (billions?) of "mixed-race" people who are perfectly functional.

But gender is binary. "Mixed-gender" people are never wholly functional. That's why clear binary gender identity is wired in the brain. And because of that, in cases of genuine gender dysphoria the victim really does feel wrongly embodied. Jenner appears to be one such.

No such wired-in "race identity" can exist, and therefore no one has an internal race identity that conflicts with his actual appearance. King, Dolezal, and similar fakers may be acting out some other psychological pathology, or just running a hustle.

It should be noted that in the U.S., "black" identity was artificially made into a pseudo-binary construct of grotesquely exaggerated importance. NAACP leader Walter White easily passed for white, but chose to identify as black - which white racists of his time would have agreed with, because he did have a proven trace of African ancestry.


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