So, This "Texas Pool Party" Story Seems to be Premised on, Get This, a Huge Lie

Racism and police violence!

Yay! A new distraction to be outraged about!

Here's he real story -- narrated by a black resident of the neighborhood.

Benet Embry just wanted a respite from the heat when he went to his neighborhood pool Friday. Talking to CNN Monday about the national story that rolled out of that simple, mundane summer activity still has him pretty well dismayed.

The 43-year-old African-American has lived in Craig Ranch, a planned community, for eight years. It's a nice place. Racially diverse. People get along there.

Thinking back on the pool party, he might have known it would be crowded. The invite to the party had earlier caught fire on Twitter and social media. Craig Ranch's strict homeowners' association rules prohibit bringing more than two guests to the pool.

So when crowds of teenagers showed up, huddling by the gate and shouting to let them in, things got out of hand. Some kids jumped over the fence, Embry said. A security guard tried to get them to leave but was outnumbered, so the guard called police.

Police would arrive, and one officer seen on a video later posted to YouTube, would be placed on administrative leave. The officer cursed at several black teenagers, yanked a 14-year-old girl wearing only a bikini to the ground and knelt on her back. He also unholstered his firearm and chased teenage boys as they approached him while he was trying to control the girl.

Shortly after the approximately seven minute video hit YouTube, many on social media alleged that the white officer was racist. The Texas NAACP called meetings because members suspected as much, its president, Gary Bledsoe, said on CNN Monday.

Embry disagrees.

"Let me reiterate, the neighbors or the neighborhood did not call the police because this was an African-American party or whatever the situation is," he said. "This was not a racially motivated event -- at all. This whole thing is being blown completely out of proportion."

Embry was more emphatic in a FaceBook posting:

Look, I LIVE in this community and this ENTIRE incident is NOT racial at all. A few THUGS spoiled a COMMUNITY event by fighting, jumping over fences into a PRIVATE pool, harassing and damaging property. Not EVERYTHING is about RACE. WE have other issues that NEED our attention other flights of made up make believe causes.

So, this neighborhood has a pool that's open to residents only. Well, residents, and they can each bring two guests.

So guess what one teenaged resident did? She began advertising for a cookout/party, without clearing this with the other people -- you know, the other people who actually own the pool and have the right to use it on a hot weekend day -- and over a hundred teenagers -- strangers to the other residents -- showed up and took over the pool.

You know, the pool that the other people had paid for.

In fact, some residents say the teenagers began charging a fifteen dollar entry fee to the pool they owned (jointly) and had a right to use in quiet enjoyment.

That's the backstory here -- that 100+ teenagers with no right to be upon other people's property descended on the property, because one (1) resident broke the rules and began advertising widely for a pool party that she decided to hold, without clearing it with anyone.

And, maybe, decided to make some money on, charging $15 a head.*

And police were called, and teenagers refused to leave, telling the cops to get bent.

So that's the notion of "civil rights" at the moment: If black teenagers disagree with the law, or disagree with someone else's right to use his own property for his own enjoyment, they are entitled to do so, and any cops attempting to force them to disperse are "racist" and should be fired.

Oh, and if they get a little bit "aggressive" and actually violent towards you on your own property?

Tough shit, Racist.

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* If this is true, the teenager who organized this bears all responsibility for the chaos. Having made people pay $15 per head to get in, those people are going to be very reluctant to leave when the cops tell them to -- where do their refunds come from?

Yet the left and the media (but I repeat myself) is treating this teenager, and her mom who apparently supports renting out other people's property to strangers, as the Victims in all this.

Posted by: Ace at 06:02 PM




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1 Yeah, black privilege at work again.

Posted by: Gmac- Pulling in feelers in preperation... at June 08, 2015 06:03 PM (4CRfK)

2 Yes, I went there because I'm tired of the fact they have no respect for anything, least of all authority.

Posted by: Gmac- Pulling in feelers in preperation... at June 08, 2015 06:04 PM (4CRfK)

3 Police brutality!!!

Posted by: The usual suspects at June 08, 2015 06:04 PM (RHNmi)

4 Blacks should just stay away from pools generally.

Posted by: Al Campanis at June 08, 2015 06:05 PM (8ZskC)

5 There is a reason why some behavior is called "provocative."

Posted by: NYC Parent at June 08, 2015 06:05 PM (etu4W)

6 Oh, and malfly...denied!

Posted by: Gmac- Pulling in feelers in preperation... at June 08, 2015 06:05 PM (4CRfK)

7 If these partiers had more "front holes" things would not have gotten out of control.

Posted by: wooga at June 08, 2015 06:06 PM (HLxUH)

8 The neighborhood residents were asking for it by having brunch at the pool.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 08, 2015 06:07 PM (2x3L+)

9 Most of the comments at YouTube on the "interview" video focus on the eye-popping dimensions of the interview subject's breasts, and completely ignore the "scandal":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZjHwOHFJGk

McKinney Pool Party Teen Interview

Sample comments:

"FUCKK THE STORY.. I'M HERE FOR THE TITTIES"

"Who gives a damn look at that fucking rack. Sheezus Christ!!!"

"IDK ABOUT YOU GUYS BUUUT THEM TITTIES THO"

Posted by: zombie at June 08, 2015 06:08 PM (jBuUi)

10 The story is that one white HOA member told the bikini girl to "go back to your section 8 housing" and things spiraled out of control thereafter.

Posted by: wooga at June 08, 2015 06:08 PM (HLxUH)

11
There are blacks in Texas?!?!?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Lovin Spoonful at June 08, 2015 06:08 PM (XDHEW)

12 And the fact that boobs trump racism-mongering is actually a beautiful thing.

Posted by: zombie at June 08, 2015 06:09 PM (jBuUi)

13 I am shocked. Not!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 08, 2015 06:09 PM (HeQCE)

14
But the Big Lie is already out there and planted into people's dumb heads..

Posted by: Soothsayer's Lovin Spoonful at June 08, 2015 06:09 PM (XDHEW)

15 anybody else ever been told that joke with the bowl of water, salt, pepper, and dish soap?

it was anti-polack iirc

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at June 08, 2015 06:10 PM (Cq0oW)

16 There are blacks in Texas?!?!?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Lovin Spoonful



And there's hamburger all over the highway in Mystic, Connecticutt.

Posted by: George Tirebiter at June 08, 2015 06:10 PM (RFeQD)

17 Dey dindu nuffin. Dey all good keedz, an dey jus mindin dey bidness when da cracka cops show up an bust up da prayer meeting. Dass rayciss, yo.

Hands up! Don't shoot! Disagree? We loot!

Posted by: Trayvon Brown at June 08, 2015 06:11 PM (c9o0R)

18 All swimming pools are public. There is no such thing as a 'private' pool.

Posted by: Johan Petter Johansson at June 08, 2015 06:12 PM (ootuS)

19 The story is that one white HOA member told the bikini girl to "go back to your section 8 housing" and things spiraled out of control thereafter.
*****
ooop, now you done it.

Look, we all know there's open season on unarmed black babies...and here you go.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at June 08, 2015 06:12 PM (nmqrH)

20 I bet the kids pissed in the pool too

Posted by: L, Elle at June 08, 2015 06:12 PM (2x3L+)

21 Didn't a certain ex-NRO writer warn everyone (white and black) to beware of large congregations of yutes of a certain race and get fired for doing so?

Posted by: logprof at June 08, 2015 06:12 PM (1PVlv)

22 *eyes Sooth*

*types*

*deletes*

Hey sooth, ever felt fire ants on your junk?

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 08, 2015 06:12 PM (kmtse)

23
Just watched the vid. I do not see anything the officer did wrong.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Lovin Spoonful at June 08, 2015 06:12 PM (XDHEW)

24 it's unfortunate that teenagers are stupid and violent and then get their asses kicked by police.

because then law abiding citizens never hear the end of it.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at June 08, 2015 06:13 PM (nmqrH)

25 Too bad nobody did this for Ferguson. Tried to tell the truth, that is.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 08, 2015 06:13 PM (0HooB)

26 Ahh.... but according to out new Masters...

There is no private property, or even Civil Rights, if the MOB disagrees.

Remember the guy, who on election night when McCain lost, was ARRESTED because he would not take off his McCain T'shirt???

Because HE would be inciting violence????

Posted by: BB Wolf at June 08, 2015 06:13 PM (qh617)

27 I am glad I have my own pool.

Posted by: Benji Carver at June 08, 2015 06:13 PM (OD2ni)

28 Upon further reading, the girl with the mountainous chesticles is the girl who threw (and advertised) the party and charged admission to it. So she's central to the story.

Posted by: zombie at June 08, 2015 06:13 PM (jBuUi)

29 Please tell me that pool was not named after Cynthis McKinney.

Posted by: logprof at June 08, 2015 06:13 PM (1PVlv)

30
Not only must you live there, you have to pay for the pass:

CARD FEES:
• Community Card – Picture identification to be used for admittance to all events in Craig Ranch. Does not include pool access. No charge for this card.

• Lifestyle Card – Picture identification to be used for pool access to the pool in your area only as well as for admittance to all events in Craig Ranch. Cost – $10.00 (one time charge).

• Dream Card – Picture identification to be used for pool access and includes the password for wi-fi access to the pool in your area as well as for admittance to all events in Craig Ranch. Cost – $15.00 (one time charge).

Payment is by check or cash only.

http://goo.gl/96EmvD

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 08, 2015 06:14 PM (iQIUe)

31 I said this before and I'll say it again.

These people chanting "no justice, no peace" don't want justice, they want exemption from the law.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) rogue bioethicst at June 08, 2015 06:14 PM (s92xH)

32 We'll see what happened as time goes on. This is a bit more of the puzzle, the video is a bit, I am not going to pass judgment til more info is in my hands. Cops aren't always right, but they're not as wrong as the left screams about either.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 08, 2015 06:14 PM (39g3+)

33 You know a bag of water moccasins thrown over the fence into the pool and deck is very useful tool in this type of situation.

Posted by: Mike LaBlanc CRS at June 08, 2015 06:14 PM (/WmRg)

34 WE have other issues that NEED our attention other flights of made up make believe causes.

A more rational sentence has not appeared on the Internet since 2008, or maybe before.

Although, let's be honest, what really touched this off was the douchiness of the one officer (the one who did a Paul Blart-like roll), especially when compared to the other officer who was relatively calm.

I think the real outrage came from white liberals who see a black person and think "racism!"

Posted by: AmishDude at June 08, 2015 06:14 PM (b65cm)

35 He called them THUGS!

RACIST!!!

Posted by: Cave Johnson at June 08, 2015 06:14 PM (2jQGY)

36
18 All swimming pools are public. There is no such thing as a 'private' pool.



Posted by: Johan Petter Johansson at June 08, 2015 06:12 PM (ootuS)


/looks at the swimming pool in his backyard...

/racks the shotgun....


You were saying?

Posted by: BB Wolf at June 08, 2015 06:15 PM (qh617)

37 Upon further reading, the girl with the mountainous chesticles is the girl who threw (and advertised) the party and charged admission to it.


I know how she could have charged $15 a head while staying home.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 08, 2015 06:15 PM (8ZskC)

38 The pool was not named after Cythis McKinney. It was named after Sheila Jackson Lee.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 08, 2015 06:15 PM (2x3L+)

39 The girl fighting in the one video that people refer to KC is not the girl with the huge breasts.

KC does party promotions. The other girl and her mother may also be in on the scam.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 08, 2015 06:15 PM (iQIUe)

40 I demand that you allow me to use your blog to disseminate my product for my commercial ends.

If you do not, you are clearly a homophobe.

Posted by: Lesbian Pron Guild of America at June 08, 2015 06:16 PM (Zu3d9)

41 This could have been easily avoided if the residents had simply moved out of the way and let their guests enjoy a day at the pool.

Sharing is Caring.

Posted by: Glorious Hu of Many Colors at June 08, 2015 06:16 PM (ootuS)

42 I'm sure this Embry fellow likes his neighborhood and is trying to nip this in the bud. I wouldn't want sharpton and the communist/ows crowd burning down my community.

Posted by: Arson Welles at June 08, 2015 06:16 PM (UnJ7w)

43 wait there's bewbs?

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at June 08, 2015 06:16 PM (Cq0oW)

44 And 2 guests per resident is actually quite generous. For my community pool each resident gets ten guest passes for the entire season. The pool is for dues paying residents of the HOA. The10 guest passeshelpon the few occasions you have guests during the summer.

Posted by: Benji Carver at June 08, 2015 06:17 PM (OD2ni)

45
The reason why he drew his weapon is because those two punks were fixing to jump on him.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Lovin Spoonful at June 08, 2015 06:17 PM (XDHEW)

46 43 wait there's bewbs?
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich


In this case it's more like bOOOOOOOOObs.

Posted by: zombie at June 08, 2015 06:17 PM (jBuUi)

47 I demand that you allow me to use your blog to disseminate my product for my commercial ends.

If you do not, you are clearly a homophobe.
Posted by: Lesbian Pron Guild of America

You're not gonna run into much opposition here.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at June 08, 2015 06:17 PM (tgnRB)

48 Upon further reading, the girl with the mountainous chesticles is the girl who threw (and advertised) the party and charged admission to it. So she's central to the story.


She should face charges if she isn't already.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 08, 2015 06:18 PM (0HooB)

49 Now we see the violence inherent in the system.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 08, 2015 06:18 PM (rwI+c)

50 She locked her acct again:

https://twitter.com/keef_cakez

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 08, 2015 06:18 PM (iQIUe)

51 38 The pool was not named after Cythis McKinney. It was named after Sheila Jackson Lee.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 08, 2015 06:15 PM (2x3L+)

--It's hard telling them apart. Idiots, that is, not black women.

Posted by: logprof at June 08, 2015 06:18 PM (1PVlv)

52 her mom who apparently supports renting out other people's property to strangers, as the Victims in all this.

Who's down with OPP?

Posted by: wooga at June 08, 2015 06:18 PM (HLxUH)

53 "keef_cakez"



???

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 08, 2015 06:19 PM (LA7Cm)

54 The idea of property rights seems to get lost whenever convenient.

I live in a rural area not far from a small city.
People in cars come out here to "The Public Lands" and drop their shit .. old TV refrigerators, computers, etc. when they aren't trying to 4-wheel across farmland.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at June 08, 2015 06:19 PM (e8kgV)

55 Just watched the vid. I do not see anything the officer did wrong.


He holstered his weapon unfired.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 08, 2015 06:20 PM (rwI+c)

56 "I bet the kids pissed in the pool too"

They should have at least had the common decency to get in the pool before urinating instead of just unzipping and whizzing from the edge.

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at June 08, 2015 06:20 PM (e/W+h)

57 Wasn't this the Dindu Nuffins Memorial Pool and Waterpark?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 08, 2015 06:21 PM (oFCZn)

58 I bet Elanor Norton Holmes drove the kids to the pool. Sharpton and Jackson probably put the girl with the rack up to this.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 08, 2015 06:21 PM (2x3L+)

59
McKinney Pool Party Teen Interview

Sample comments:

"FUCKK THE STORY.. I'M HERE FOR THE TITTIES"

"Who gives a damn look at that fucking rack. Sheezus Christ!!!"

"IDK ABOUT YOU GUYS BUUUT THEM TITTIES THO"
Posted by: zombie
................................
Mommybags!
Tittiemundos!
Come in Tokyo!

Posted by: wth at June 08, 2015 06:21 PM (wAQA5)

60 I dated a girl who lived in a similar place with their own private pool.

I luved pissing off the kids who wanted me to let them in. I knew they didn't live there.

"Hey mister, will you let us in?"

"No. If you lived here, you'd have a key. Take a hike."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 08, 2015 06:21 PM (0HooB)

61 50 She locked her acct again:

https://twitter.com/keef_cakez

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 08, 2015 06:18 PM (iQIUe)


She has a face for radio.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 08, 2015 06:22 PM (oFCZn)

62 She isn't from the neighborhood and advertised a party at a place she doesn't live and charged admission? What a crook!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 08, 2015 06:22 PM (9HoBs)

63 Was Melissa Harris Perry there handing out tampon earrings?

Posted by: L, Elle at June 08, 2015 06:23 PM (2x3L+)

64 People in cars come out here to "The Public Lands" and drop their shit .. old TV refrigerators, computers, etc. when they aren't trying to 4-wheel across farmland.

Tragedy of the commons.

Posted by: AmishDude at June 08, 2015 06:23 PM (b65cm)

65 keef_cakez is clever enough

a lot of black youth use phoney Facebook names. can't be for privacy though, as they post alarming details about their lives

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at June 08, 2015 06:23 PM (Cq0oW)

66 I know how to deal with these situations. It involves a firearm..., which isn't registered.

Posted by: Carl Rowan, Card-carrying Liberal at June 08, 2015 06:23 PM (9mTYi)

67
This is what the Dumb People see and think:

So this white cop shows up out of the blue and just rushes toward the first Black he sees and throws her to the ground. And then pulls his weapon and chases away two black children while he body slams the black girl.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Lovin Spoonful at June 08, 2015 06:23 PM (XDHEW)

68 How did I miss this ?

Posted by: #OccupyAnthonyWeinersShorts at June 08, 2015 06:24 PM (e8kgV)

69 They have a right to fcuk up whatever they want to because, wait for it,,,,SLAVERY!!!!1111!!!!

Posted by: Eromero at June 08, 2015 06:24 PM (go5uR)

70
btw, these are the same pieces of shit who carry spray paint every where they go and vandalize other people's property.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Lovin Spoonful at June 08, 2015 06:24 PM (XDHEW)

71 So this white cop shows up out of the blue and just rushes toward the first Black he sees and throws her to the ground. And then pulls his weapon and chases away two black children while he body slams the black girl.

It was rape, straight up.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 08, 2015 06:25 PM (rwI+c)

72 66 I know how to deal with these situations. It involves a firearm..., which isn't registered.

Posted by: Carl Rowan, Card-carrying Liberal at June 08, 2015 06:23 PM (9mTYi)


Yeah that was classic. The kid was unarmed too.

Two Dindu Nuffins in that incident.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 08, 2015 06:25 PM (oFCZn)

73 I blame Malfoy.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at June 08, 2015 06:25 PM (nmqrH)

74 I'm guessing all the media types writing these Outrageously Outraged headlines have never lived in a neighborhood with an HOA pool.

Obviously some pools are more carefully monitored than others, but in our last neighborhood they wouldn't even let residents in to the pool area if you hadn't updated your key card year to year. It was a PITA for renters because the landlord had to sign off on the agreement as well, and of course some landlords couldn't be bothered.

So we'd have people come up to the pool with last year's keycard and the lifeguards would turn them away. Even if they had proof that they lived in the neighborhood.

HOA pool rules are Very Serious Business.

So yeah, had a group of 100+ youths shown up at our pool there would have been trouble. I doubt the lifeguards would have let them in to begin with, but of course that may be where the Trouble began if they tried to push their way in.

Posted by: Lauren at June 08, 2015 06:25 PM (MYCIw)

75 I've never seen a girl with such huge dindu nuffins.

Posted by: zombie at June 08, 2015 06:26 PM (jBuUi)

76 Just the story I need to soothe my spirit after another day with my [I[cough co-workers cough

And the lead story in the Bureau of Personnel Services newsletter waiting in my inbox this am... be careful about microaggressions.

Just. Freaking. Shoot. Me.

Posted by: teej at June 08, 2015 06:26 PM (KCUTM)

77 *sigh*

I miss the old days when...

1. We never knew about anything like this because socialized media wasn't an thing.

...and

2. There weren't quite so many liars willing and able to jump between us and the truth to point and scream like the Pod Persons they are.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 08, 2015 06:26 PM (0HooB)

78 why were the cops called again?

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at June 08, 2015 06:26 PM (Cq0oW)

79 Donate at least a $100 each to my NAN and I will fix this.

Posted by: Al Sharpton at June 08, 2015 06:26 PM (+1K+6)

80 Remember when we were told electing America's first black president would usher in an era of racial healing? Good times, good times.

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at June 08, 2015 06:27 PM (e/W+h)

81 "The reason why he drew his weapon is because those two punks were fixing to jump on him."

Which is a thing when you yourself are scarcely 5 feet tall, as is this cop.

Posted by: Thor's feather duster at June 08, 2015 06:27 PM (JgC5a)

82 Man, dat sum boosheet righ' deh.

Posted by: Typical yoot at June 08, 2015 06:27 PM (bGLSw)

83 Feel the warmth of Obama's post racial America.

Ain't it great?


Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at June 08, 2015 06:27 PM (TV9BR)

84
Here's what I See on that video: A young rotten girl who must have shitty parents, and they all need to be beaten.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Lovin Spoonful at June 08, 2015 06:28 PM (XDHEW)

85 The HOA needs to sue the filling out of Ms. Cake and her mother.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 08, 2015 06:28 PM (9HoBs)

86
I always imagined that if Ace decided to be his "true self" he would be a strong and sassy black woman with huge chesticles. Am I right??

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 08, 2015 06:28 PM (iQIUe)

87 I don't care why they were there. The cop overreacted hugely.

This is not a racial thing at all, it's over aggressive cop training.

Posted by: brainpimp at June 08, 2015 06:28 PM (zosQc)

88 "why were the cops called again?"


Had kids crawling over the fence to get in. Guard tried to control it but couldn't and called the po-po.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 08, 2015 06:29 PM (LA7Cm)

89
Bolses mama!
Grandes melones!
Pendulos!

Posted by: wth at June 08, 2015 06:29 PM (wAQA5)

90 Here's what I See on that video: A young rotten girl who must have shitty parents

***

You assumed the plural there, I see. A glass half-full kind of guy?

Posted by: Typical yoot at June 08, 2015 06:29 PM (bGLSw)

91
The cop overreacted hugely.


YOU HAVE NO IDEA TO WHAT HE WAS REACTING.

Do you?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Lovin Spoonful at June 08, 2015 06:29 PM (XDHEW)

92 The cop reacted to the rioting ebullient youth stupidly.

Posted by: Barky at June 08, 2015 06:29 PM (9mTYi)

93 When will Sharpton be heading down?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 08, 2015 06:29 PM (9HoBs)

94 Flashmob Pool Party on private propety followed by fights w/residents and vandalizing a dozen cars.

Fight the White Power or something.............

Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2015 06:30 PM (k2QA3)

95 As I said earlier. Compare and contrast this with Waco.

In Waco you have two murderous biker gangs who've literally just had an old west shootout, and they're able to follow the police orders to sit down and shut up.

These teenagers? Not so much.

Posted by: Lauren at June 08, 2015 06:30 PM (MYCIw)

96 I don't care why they were there. The cop overreacted hugely.

This is not a racial thing at all, it's over aggressive cop training.
Posted by: brainpimp

But this kind of behavior has to be nipped in the bud!

Posted by: Barney Fife at June 08, 2015 06:30 PM (tgnRB)

97 Oh, and if they get a little bit "aggressive" and actually violent towards you on your own property?

Tough shit, Racist.



Feature, not a bug.

Posted by: Barack the Community Organizer at June 08, 2015 06:30 PM (sdi6R)

98
Well, every boy and girl has two parents. Whether or not they're both in her life is another story. But I'm damn near certain that that girl's mom and dad are both pieces of shit.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Lovin Spoonful at June 08, 2015 06:30 PM (XDHEW)

99 yes!!!!!!
It's been so long.....

MILITARIZED THUG COPS!!!!!!!11!!!!

Posted by: navypopojojo at June 08, 2015 06:31 PM (OOpLg)

100 The Atlantic has thus chimed in

McKinney, Texas, and the Racial History of American Swimming Pools
Backyard pools and private clubs only proliferated after municipal pools were forcibly desegregated.

Posted by: JD at June 08, 2015 06:31 PM (TzeLs)

101 The girl with the braids has a conviction for theft and her grandma has a felony conviction for check fraud in the more thatn 20k range.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 08, 2015 06:31 PM (iQIUe)

102 If the resident's story is true, then every race-baiting mouth piece should be facing legal difficulties of whatever sort can be made to apply.

Every reporter who had anything to do with furthering the race-baiters' bullshit should be facing the same, as well as any editors that cleared the stories.


Posted by: Grimmy at June 08, 2015 06:32 PM (uUsh9)

103 Hilarious that The Atlantic thinks HOA pools are racist.

They clearly have not been to many HOA neighborhoods in Texas.

Posted by: Lauren at June 08, 2015 06:32 PM (MYCIw)

104 >>Had kids crawling over the fence to get in. Guard tried to control it but couldn't and called the po-po.

Uninvited guests were then drunk/high and rowdy.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2015 06:32 PM (k2QA3)

105 America's feral youth problem.


I lived in Ohio and once witnessed a pack of Somali teens exhibiting pack animal behavior Ayaan Hirsi Ali described in her book "Infidel."

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at June 08, 2015 06:32 PM (AC0lD)

106 Not EVERYTHING is about RACE.

Geez, I hope this isn't true.

Posted by: President Barky at June 08, 2015 06:32 PM (aCub3)

107 The yutes were upset at the latest Game of Thrones episode.

Posted by: logprof at June 08, 2015 06:33 PM (1PVlv)

108 "keef_cakez"



???

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 08, 2015 06:19 PM (LA7Cm)



Check out the email addy: twinzzpromotions@

Posted by: Country Singer at June 08, 2015 06:33 PM (nL0sw)

109 I don't care why they were there. The cop overreacted hugely.

This is not a racial thing at all, it's over aggressive cop training.



It's a mob. You know how the Texas Rangers did 'One Riot, One Ranger'? They shot people.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 08, 2015 06:33 PM (hcv46)

110 Posted by: navypopojojo at June 08, 2015 06:31 PM (OOpLg)

I am second to none in my disdain for American police, but I didn't see much wrong, other than some of those cops should put down the doughnuts and get on the elliptical.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 08, 2015 06:33 PM (Zu3d9)

111 But what about the MetLife Stadium riot that occurred last night at a hip-hop concert?

Oh wait, #BlackLivesDontMatter if it does not serve the Narrative.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 08, 2015 06:33 PM (ifSWP)

112 dunno

back in the day sheriff would have come and billyclubbed a lot of em. bullhorns dogs and firehoses.

but that looks bad so pulling guns is better?

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at June 08, 2015 06:33 PM (Cq0oW)

113 Well, every boy and girl has two parents. Whether or not they're both in
her life is another story. But I'm damn near certain that that girl's
mom and dad are both pieces of shit.

* * *

Fair enough.

Posted by: Typical yoot at June 08, 2015 06:33 PM (bGLSw)

114
It was pretty much a flash mob.
Instead of robbing a convenient store, they bum-rushed a pool.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Lovin Spoonful at June 08, 2015 06:34 PM (XDHEW)

115 When confronted by a pack of wild animals :

Talk firmly in a low-pitched voice while backing away. Avoid direct eye contact as wild animals may perceive this as a challenge or threat.

Continue to back away slowly and cautiously, retreating to a place of safety.

Do not show fear, and do not run from threatening behavior, do not turn your back. Continue to retreat to a safe place.

Posted by: Glorious Hu of Many Colors at June 08, 2015 06:34 PM (ootuS)

116 They're good boys, turning their lives around, all going to college in the fall! They dindoo nuffin!

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 08, 2015 06:34 PM (oVJmc)

117 All the cops are criminals.

All the sinners, saints.

Posted by: Louis Charles Ferr at June 08, 2015 06:34 PM (7YlUk)

118 keef_cakez > queef_cakez

Posted by: The Queef Sisters at June 08, 2015 06:34 PM (1PVlv)

119 Why should they put
Down the militarized thug doughnuts?

Posted by: lurkingestlurker giant plush porcupine tank at June 08, 2015 06:34 PM (arM0p)

120 The real question here is has Popehat used this as another example of why we should disband all the police everywhere?

Posted by: Austin in TX at June 08, 2015 06:35 PM (b834H)

121 This is my problem with minorities: they are effin violent and aggressive. It's cultural. I dont want to be around it. Some friends lived in an upscale city in Calif where they bused in kids into the school district. Problems started when their 5 y/o who was a sweet little asian kid small for his size was getting the snot beat out of him for no reason but that they could. They pulled him out of the school district.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 08, 2015 06:35 PM (iQIUe)

122 Oh right, and interview girl is going to have nothing but grief from them titties the rest of her miserable life. Not her fault, but there it is.

Posted by: Eromero at June 08, 2015 06:35 PM (go5uR)

123
I love the girl's reaction, though. She was like Oh no you d'int!!.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Lovin Spoonful at June 08, 2015 06:35 PM (XDHEW)

124 If only the pool had depth markings in metric this would never have had to happen.

METRIC SYSTEM NOW!!!

Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at June 08, 2015 06:35 PM (TV9BR)

125 CANNONBALL!

Posted by: Napoleon Boneparte at June 08, 2015 06:36 PM (hcv46)

126 When you have been listening to NWA all your life...

Posted by: Thor's feather duster at June 08, 2015 06:37 PM (JgC5a)

127 110. I agree all the way although a step master may be better
Moral of the story: cop says go home or you'll be arrested....go home
You ignore him.....he'll tell to to get on the ground
Ignore him again he'll go hands on
Pull away....you'll be assisted to the ground

Come up on his side aggressively while he is controlling a suspect on the ground and the gun will come out

This officer did nothing wrong

Posted by: navypopojojo at June 08, 2015 06:37 PM (OOpLg)

128 From watching the video, it seemed to me like the black boys were actually pretty polite and whitefied. Girl was a drama queen tough guy who quickly went to slobbering crybaby as soon as the cop grabbed her arm, but the boys seemed to be decent people. Just my opinioin

Posted by: JD at June 08, 2015 06:37 PM (TzeLs)

129 124 If only the pool had depth markings in metric this would never have had to happen.

METRIC SYSTEM NOW!!!
Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican


How much is "42GGG" in metric?

Posted by: zombie at June 08, 2015 06:38 PM (jBuUi)

130 And hello L' elley.

Posted by: teej at June 08, 2015 06:38 PM (KCUTM)

131 This officer did nothing wrong
Posted by: navypopojojo
--------------------

Important to assert control, immediately.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 08, 2015 06:38 PM (9mTYi)

132 That guy saying it's not racial is both telling the truth and protecting his neighborhood. He doesn't want his (probably pretty nice) neighborhood to be Ferguson 2.0. Unfortunately fox just reported "protests are planned" and some asshole race hustling reverend was in front of cameras claiming the cops "went right for the black kids". It was a nice neighborhood. Too bad social justice requires we burn down your neighborhood. If our hood on fire, yo hood on fire. Word.

Posted by: Matt in Tampa at June 08, 2015 06:38 PM (aDpzg)

133 "This officer did nothing wrong"
---------

Sorry, he was white which is a crime now.

Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at June 08, 2015 06:38 PM (TV9BR)

134 The small child bikini girl shoved down in the grass to be cuffed said in an interview said she got fired from her job because of this. I was unaware that small children could hold jobs.

Posted by: Lester at June 08, 2015 06:38 PM (2UPXV)

135 And there's hamburger all over the highway in Mystic, Connecticutt.
Posted by: George Tirebiter at June 08, 2015 06:10 PM (RFeQD)


Big ball in sky frightens minority groups in Sector R.

Posted by: Gen. 98ZJUSMC, Ministry of Truth at June 08, 2015 06:38 PM (o4QuK)

136 Awww, that Max movie looks sweet.

Posted by: logprof at June 08, 2015 06:38 PM (1PVlv)

137 42GGG? That is a MetricTonne of bewb.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 08, 2015 06:38 PM (ifSWP)

138 From watching the video, it seemed to me like the black boys were actually pretty polite and whitefied. Girl was a drama queen tough guy who quickly went to slobbering crybaby as soon as the cop grabbed her arm, but the boys seemed to be decent people. Just my opinioin
---------------

Looked that way to me too.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 08, 2015 06:38 PM (9mTYi)

139 "How much is "42GGG" in metric?"
------------

2,54 times bigger!

That's going to hit the fake booby industry pretty hard.

Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at June 08, 2015 06:39 PM (TV9BR)

140
Got fired, my ass.

She's establishing 'damages,' I'd guess. I guarantee she has a lawyer -- and got one immediately.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Lovin Spoonful at June 08, 2015 06:40 PM (XDHEW)

141 How much is "42GGG" in metric?
Posted by: zombie at June 08, 2015 06:38 PM (jBuUi)


O.O

Posted by: Gen. 98ZJUSMC, Ministry of Truth at June 08, 2015 06:40 PM (o4QuK)

142 If only the pool had depth markings in metric this would never have had to happen.

METRIC SYSTEM NOW!!!

They would all stand around the pool puzzled, no idea what the markings are.

Posted by: Colin at June 08, 2015 06:40 PM (fF6St)

143 oh those bewbs

meh.

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at June 08, 2015 06:40 PM (Cq0oW)

144 Fake booby industry?

Jesse Jackson and Geraldo Rivera showed up?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 08, 2015 06:40 PM (ifSWP)

145 Just started Back to Blood last night. I'm just in the prologue, but the introduction of two Ive League liberals driving a hybrid called the "Green Elf" is gold. SHould be a good read, and no doubt contain incidents similar to the pool party. . . .

Posted by: logprof at June 08, 2015 06:41 PM (1PVlv)

146 4 Blacks should just stay away from pools generally.

Posted by: Al Campanis at June 08, 2015 06:05 PM


Why didn't you warn me!?

Posted by: Zombie Rodney King at June 08, 2015 06:42 PM (hvRi6)

147
Boobs shmoobs.

Her bumcakes, what of them??

Posted by: Soothsayer's Lovin Spoonful at June 08, 2015 06:42 PM (XDHEW)

148 social experiment time...lets get a bunch of white teenagers and drop them off at the rec center pool in the hood.

Posted by: siga norry weaver at June 08, 2015 06:42 PM (u0wJh)

149 I had a cop pull his gun out of his holster on me in a one on one traffic stop back in the late 70s. Never thought he was aiming to kill me more just telling me "don't do something stupid kid"

Posted by: Robinson at June 08, 2015 06:42 PM (+1K+6)

150 Anyone interview Rachel Jenteal yet?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 08, 2015 06:42 PM (ifSWP)

151 meh.
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich


No one's saying she's attractive, or ethical. Calculating the dimensions is a purely scientific exercise.

Posted by: zombie at June 08, 2015 06:43 PM (jBuUi)

152 >>When will Sharpton be heading down?

Now that I've had a gander at that girls rack I grabbed my go bag and headed for the airport. I'll be there to console her in a few hours.

Posted by: Al Sharpton at June 08, 2015 06:43 PM (sQzB6)

153 Posted by: Soothsayer's Lovin Spoonful

Shmoobs? That some new tranny thing?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at June 08, 2015 06:43 PM (tgnRB)

154 Actually Anna, Jesse and Geraldo are certified real boobs.
Just not the good kind.

Posted by: teej at June 08, 2015 06:43 PM (KCUTM)

155 Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 08, 2015 06:35 PM (iQIUe)



Has nothing to do with "minorities" per se, but to do with the demise of the nuclear family.


I grew up in a Southern town in the 70s and 80s (meaning we were 20 years behind the rest of the country) where the racial mix was 50% black, 50% white, and then there was me and my brother (both of us half Flip). This behavior was non-existent because almost every kid had both parents in the household. Pretty much everybody went to church. And we had no violence and hardly any drugs beyond rebellious youth with some weed. In the mid-90s that all started to change.

Posted by: Country Singer at June 08, 2015 06:43 PM (nL0sw)

156

Kids getting out of line?

I got this.

Posted by: Stannis Baratheon

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 08, 2015 06:44 PM (kdS6q)

157 144 Fake booby industry?

Jesse Jackson and Geraldo Rivera showed up?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 08, 2015 06:40 PM (ifSWP)



They're real and they're spectacular awful

Posted by: Buzzion at June 08, 2015 06:44 PM (z/Ubi)

158 The ring around that pool will be a bitch to scrub off.

Posted by: logprof at June 08, 2015 06:45 PM (1PVlv)

159 Obama, with the help of Eric Holder and others, has given them license. Period.

Posted by: Golfman at June 08, 2015 06:45 PM (48QDY)

160 So, this neighborhood has a pool that's open to residents only. Well, residents, and they can each bring two guests.

This wouldn't have happened if jwest was the HOA President.

Jus sayin.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 08, 2015 06:45 PM (V+kmg)

161 Solution: Small breakable containers filled with fire ants deployed as necessary.



Posted by: Stateless Infidel at June 08, 2015 06:45 PM (AC0lD)

162 *snickers*

Horde never disappoints.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 08, 2015 06:46 PM (ifSWP)

163 It's lewd, lascivious , salacious, outrageous!

Posted by: Jackie Chiles at June 08, 2015 06:46 PM (hcv46)

164 Read the write up at The Conservative Treehouse. it's the usual shakedown.

Posted by: Skip at June 08, 2015 06:46 PM (av6Vs)

165 In other news, I just discovered that I am sorbitol-intolerant -- or, to coin a term, sorbintolerant.

Stay away from sorbitol, people!

Posted by: zombie at June 08, 2015 06:46 PM (jBuUi)

166 Go Lightning! Beat those ...'hawks--HAWKS!

(Whew, that was close)

Posted by: derit at June 08, 2015 06:46 PM (jT+gh)

167
chewing gum??

Posted by: Soothsayer's Lovin Spoonful at June 08, 2015 06:47 PM (XDHEW)

168 Saw a little of this on facebook this morning. Summary was that the cop pulled the gun on a bikini girl, which is not true at all.


From watching the video, it seemed to me like the black boys were actually pretty polite and whitefied. Girl was a drama queen tough guy who quickly went to slobbering crybaby as soon as the cop grabbed her arm, but the boys seemed to be decent people. Just my opinioin

Except for the ones who just wandered off after the cop told them to stay put**, and the ones who attempted to flank the cop who ended up pulling a gun.

**I get that the wandering teenagers are scared and hope to get out of trouble... but piss off cops with disobedience at your own risk.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at June 08, 2015 06:47 PM (0NdlF)

169 Hey, the bag of snakes over the fence thing WILL work. They don't have to be water moccasins either. Get you a bag of king snakes/rat snakes (common in Texas, and they do look similar to water moccasins and not poisonous), and throw that over the fence. You will get the same effect. I've seen it done, although in that case it was just one 8 foot boa constrictor. Either way, all the thuggies will leave at high warp....

Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at June 08, 2015 06:47 PM (yTMXB)

170
You're allergic to Chiclets??

Posted by: Soothsayer's Lovin Spoonful at June 08, 2015 06:48 PM (XDHEW)

171 This wouldn't have happened if jwest was the HOA President.

What is jwest's pool policy platform?

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at June 08, 2015 06:48 PM (0NdlF)

172 Blacks should just stay away from pools generally.

Remember me swimming in "The Superstars'? Damn, I was more afraid then when I fought Ali in Manila!

Posted by: Zombie Joe Frazier at June 08, 2015 06:48 PM (YFFpo)

173 155 Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 08, 2015 06:35 PM (iQIUe)



Has nothing to do with "minorities" per se, but to do with the demise of the nuclear family.


I grew up in a Southern town in the 70s and 80s (meaning we were 20 years behind the rest of the country) where the racial mix was 50% black, 50% white, and then there was me and my brother (both of us half Flip). This behavior was non-existent because almost every kid had both parents in the household. Pretty much everybody went to church. And we had no violence and hardly any drugs beyond rebellious youth with some weed.
Posted by: Country Singer at June 08, 2015 06:43 PM (nL0sw)


Similar experience growing up on army posts, at least among the officers and NCOs.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at June 08, 2015 06:48 PM (yxw0r)

174 Better be careful if you get your balls in Hope Solo's box.

Posted by: logprof at June 08, 2015 06:49 PM (1PVlv)

175 wtf is sorbitol?

see I'm at a computer with access to much of mankind's knowledge yet I'm too lazy to highlight and press search

and why? because mostly garbage comes out.

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at June 08, 2015 06:49 PM (Cq0oW)

176
A few more comments and let's move on to Caddyshack references..

Posted by: Soothsayer's Lovin Spoonful at June 08, 2015 06:49 PM (XDHEW)

177 Got enough Baby Ruths for that?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 08, 2015 06:50 PM (ifSWP)

178 167
chewing gum??

170
You're allergic to Chiclets??
Posted by: Soothsayer's Lovin Spoonful


Yes and yes!

I can tolerate very small amounts. But not any more than that.

Posted by: zombie at June 08, 2015 06:50 PM (jBuUi)

179
What is jwest's pool policy platform?
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at June 08, 2015 06:48 PM (0NdlF)


Based on this HOA election flyer I'm looking at it seems "Back to Jim Crow!" constituted the entirety of his platform.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 08, 2015 06:50 PM (V+kmg)

180 So Zombie is now Duke Nuke'm

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 08, 2015 06:51 PM (ifSWP)

181 I received an invite in the mail last week. Free transport to a state south of me. Free accomadations for a bunch of days.Looks inviting. So I check out the website. YouTube video. Two minutes, drone shot. Impressive, except gated in ad doesn't seem to mean actual gate.

So fuck 'em. The Age of Obama isn't ending in 2016.

I wanna fence, border, and a gate. Like my betters im the Senate.

Posted by: se pa moron at June 08, 2015 06:51 PM (xQX/f)

182 In other news, I just discovered that I am sorbitol-intolerant -- or, to coin a term, sorbintolerant.

Stay away from sorbitol, people!


You sorbitol intolerant types offend me!

We tolerate all SOrBs where I come from ...

Posted by: Adriane is Easily Confused ... at June 08, 2015 06:51 PM (nSOh+)

183 Come to my Texas Pool Party at AoSHQ! Swimsuits are optional for my more attractive female readers, and truth is optional with me.

Posted by: Ace's Brain Tumor at June 08, 2015 06:51 PM (kNw9i)

184 Growing up the thing I feared way more than the Police. Was that they would bring me home to talk with my dad.

Posted by: Robinson at June 08, 2015 06:52 PM (+1K+6)

185 How soon after posting his Facebook Entry did Mr. Embry get called an Uncle Tom or get death threats?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 08, 2015 06:52 PM (9HoBs)

186 169 Hey, the bag of snakes over the fence thing WILL work.




*********

What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: An unwrapped Baby Ruth bar at June 08, 2015 06:52 PM (yxw0r)

187 If Obama had a pool party....

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 08, 2015 06:52 PM (oVJmc)

188 zombie came to kick ass and chew bubblegum

but you know allergies so never mind

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at June 08, 2015 06:52 PM (Cq0oW)

189 175 wtf is sorbitol?

see I'm at a computer with access to much of mankind's knowledge yet I'm too lazy to highlight and press search

and why? because mostly garbage comes out.
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich


Sorbitol is a naturally occurring "sugar alcohol" that is often added to products as an "artificial sweetener" because the body can't really digest it very well, thus it doesn't add many calories to the "diet" foods it is used to sweeten.

However, when the body can't digest it, often there are, ahem, side-effects which can be unpleasant. Some people are highly sensitive to the undigestible side-effects associated with sorbitol. I just found out I am one of them.

Posted by: zombie at June 08, 2015 06:53 PM (jBuUi)

190 wtf is sorbitol?
_______________________

It's an alcohol ester used for calorie free sweetening in things like cough drops.

Sorbitol intolerance can include osmotic diarrhea.

You're welcome.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at June 08, 2015 06:53 PM (kz2eW)

191 Soviet realism was all made up in the fevered minds of anti-communists, so there's that truth.

Posted by: derit at June 08, 2015 06:54 PM (jT+gh)

192 105 America's feral youth problem.


I lived in Ohio and once witnessed a pack of Somali teens exhibiting pack animal behavior Ayaan Hirsi Ali described in her book "Infidel."

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at June 08, 2015 06:32 PM (AC0lD)


I saw similar behavior in footage from the Baltimore thing. They were pulling their shirts up and beating their chests.

...

I think I'll stop there.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 08, 2015 06:54 PM (oFCZn)

193 you mean like cramps and gas right?

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at June 08, 2015 06:54 PM (Cq0oW)

194 So can she do anything besides the backstroke, or is she self-righting?

Posted by: wth at June 08, 2015 06:54 PM (wAQA5)

195 If it was my kid, she would have had her ass dragged down to the precinct to apologize, then sat in her room with nothing for a week. But then my bitch ex wife would have nixed that idea, so nevermind.

Posted by: JD at June 08, 2015 06:54 PM (TzeLs)

196 Sorbitol intolerance can include osmotic diarrhea.

Yikes. Not just diarrhea but, osmotic diarrhea.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 08, 2015 06:55 PM (hcv46)

197 180 So Zombie is now Duke Nuke'm
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD)


Well, as part of my job, I tested food products with sorbitol in them yesterday. I had never really had it before (to my knowledge), and I learned the hard way that I will never have it again.

Posted by: zombie at June 08, 2015 06:55 PM (jBuUi)

198 It's a diet aid.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 08, 2015 06:56 PM (hcv46)

199 >> zombie

Care for a sugar free Gummy Bear?

Posted by: Aviator at June 08, 2015 06:56 PM (sQzB6)

200 ok i did look up osmotic diarrhea but got mostly german pron sites

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at June 08, 2015 06:56 PM (Cq0oW)

201

Sorbitol intolerance can include osmotic diarrhea.

You're welcome.
Posted by: Alec Leamas at June 08, 2015 06:53 PM (kz2eW)

Tell us about it. Seven kids, two toilets.

Posted by: The Osmonds at June 08, 2015 06:56 PM (yxw0r)

202 Sorbitol is that chocolate alcohol Adkin's uses to sub for sugar in their chocolate bars, no?

Posted by: logprof at June 08, 2015 06:56 PM (1PVlv)

203 BTW, wasn't the SCOAMF just touting the success of the stock market a few days ago?

http://tinyurl.com/og9kbht

Posted by: Country Singer at June 08, 2015 06:56 PM (nL0sw)

204 Obviously we need wide area Taser Tech.

Posted by: DaveA at June 08, 2015 06:57 PM (DL2i+)

205 This behavior was non-existent because almost every kid had both parents in the household. Pretty much everybody went to church. And we had no violence and hardly any drugs beyond rebellious youth with some weed.
Posted by: Country Singer at June 08, 2015 06:43 PM (nL0sw)


The NW burbs of Chicago were the same way at that time. We were, however, a bit more "white" than 50%.

Posted by: Gen. 98ZJUSMC, Ministry of Truth at June 08, 2015 06:57 PM (o4QuK)

206 oh food testing.

supposed to spit it out.

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at June 08, 2015 06:57 PM (Cq0oW)

207 *figures out scene better*

Rewrite!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 08, 2015 06:57 PM (ifSWP)

208 Obviously we need wide area Taser Tech.
Posted by: DaveA
-----------------

Ah! A duck-billed taser gun.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 08, 2015 06:58 PM (9mTYi)

209
Oh oh:

http://tinyurl.com/pmzsmqh

Thanks Thom!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 08, 2015 06:58 PM (kdS6q)

210 Ah, time for the Gilligan's Island re-runs on TV Land.

Posted by: logprof at June 08, 2015 06:58 PM (1PVlv)

211
True Detective, anyone?

The second series will star Vince Vaughn and Colin Farrell. Sounds good, so far. Vaughn plays a criminal kingpin. Sounds even better.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Lovin Spoonful at June 08, 2015 06:58 PM (XDHEW)

212 *figures out scene better*

Rewrite!




Adding osmotic diarrhea?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 08, 2015 06:58 PM (rwI+c)

213 193 you mean like cramps and gas right?
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich


You don't ask a gentlelady her age...and you don't ask a gentlezombie to precisely characterize intestinal misbehaviors.

Owwwwwww!

Posted by: zombie at June 08, 2015 06:59 PM (jBuUi)

214 The riot in NJ at Met Life stadium was a HIp Hop concert...Just saying

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 08, 2015 06:59 PM (rDqRv)

215 Yikes. Not just diarrhea but, osmotic diarrhea.
________________________________________

I think your digestive system pulls water from your body to flush it out, and you get the piss from the asshole effect. As a result, you're thirsty, so you keep drinking and keep the cycle going.

I had a "friend" who ate a whole bag of sugar free cough drops once before figuring this out.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at June 08, 2015 06:59 PM (kz2eW)

216 Maybe someone should tell Twitchy. They had two posts mainly defending the police brutality angle despite me setting them straight in the comments and their one update showing a white HOA member holding a sign thanking the police is pretty weak tea for getting the real story out.

BTW, here's another good synopsis from Conservative Treehouse:
http://tinyurl.com/nc8lt8p

Posted by: andycanuck at June 08, 2015 06:59 PM (kivUY)

217 Country Singer,

I grew up the same way on naval bases. Diversity up the wazoo, both parents at home, kids getting beat with hot wheels race tracks, or whatever else was handy.

Added plus was that the neighbors didn't hold back on beating a kid's ass, even if he or she wasn't their kid.

Then neighbor would call, and then you'd get another beating...

Fun times.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 08, 2015 06:59 PM (kmtse)

218 The NW burbs of Chicago were the same way at that time. We were, however, a bit more "white" than 50%.
Posted by: Gen. 98ZJUSMC, Ministry of Truth at June 08, 2015 06:57 PM (o4QuK)

****

Which one do you come from? I have the honor of having grown up in Canquelles home town of Park Ridge.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 08, 2015 06:59 PM (cIoI4)

219 202 Sorbitol is that chocolate alcohol Adkin's uses to sub for sugar in their chocolate bars, no?
Posted by: logprof


Yes indeedy.

Stay away. Far away.

Posted by: zombie at June 08, 2015 07:00 PM (jBuUi)

220 211
True Detective, anyone?

The second series will star Vince Vaughn and Colin Farrell. Sounds good, so far. Vaughn plays a criminal kingpin. Sounds even better.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Lovin Spoonful at June 08, 2015 06:58 PM (XDHEW)

--Did that plagiarism scandal ever get resolved?

Posted by: logprof at June 08, 2015 07:00 PM (1PVlv)

221 It is usually best not to rush and war dance at the cop who is busy trying to cuff someone. That could have ended much uglier.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at June 08, 2015 07:01 PM (W6ipS)

222 Sorbitol is a brand of paper towels, like Brawny. It absorbs it all.

Hi teejy.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 08, 2015 07:01 PM (CJRaf)

223 179
What is jwest's pool policy platform?
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at June 08, 2015 06:48 PM (0NdlF)

Based on this HOA election flyer I'm looking at it seems "Back to Jim Crow!" constituted the entirety of his platform.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 08, 2015 06:50 PM (V+kmg)



You sure you didn't grab Nip Sips by mistake?

Posted by: Buzzion at June 08, 2015 07:01 PM (z/Ubi)

224
I'm unaware of the plagiarism scandal.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Lovin Spoonful at June 08, 2015 07:02 PM (XDHEW)

225 So, osmotic flash mob?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 08, 2015 07:02 PM (9mTYi)

226 The narrative is dead, long live the narrative!

xoxo Your Betters, who refuse to let pesky annoyances like facts get in the way of a good police pool party riot story

Posted by: LizLem at June 08, 2015 07:02 PM (hvf9s)

227 Seems like any legal proceedings will establish quite a bit of culpability in short order, but the Grifters will move to establish their Narrative immediately and do all the harm they can.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 08, 2015 07:02 PM (oVJmc)

228 and you don't ask a gentlezombie to precisely characterize intestinal misbehaviors.

Owwwwwww!
Posted by: zombie at June 08, 2015 06:59 PM (jBuUi)





People think it's funny, but it's really wet and runny.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at June 08, 2015 07:03 PM (yxw0r)

229
Yikes. Not just diarrhea but, osmotic diarrhea.





What I learned on the internet today:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_stool_scale

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 08, 2015 07:03 PM (kdS6q)

230 Marco~!

YOLO~!

Marco~!

YOLO~!

Marco~!

Posted by: Youts in the poo' at June 08, 2015 07:04 PM (uctT+)

231 Well, as part of my job, I tested food products with sorbitol in them yesterday. I had never really had it before (to my knowledge), and I learned the hard way that I will never have it again.

Hrm, what uses olive oil and sorbitol?

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at June 08, 2015 07:04 PM (0NdlF)

232 224
I'm unaware of the plagiarism scandal.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Lovin Spoonful at June 08, 2015 07:02 PM (XDHEW)

--One of TD's main characters, including his Weltanschauung, was ripped off from a sci-fi series of books.

Posted by: logprof at June 08, 2015 07:04 PM (1PVlv)

233 Fun times.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 08, 2015 06:59 PM (kmtse)




Yep! Your parents knew what you did before you even got home! And we turned out just fine...


hot wheels race tracks


Ouch. My cousins got that from my aunt. My mom had a special hedge outside that we had to select the instrument of our punishment from. Too thin, and it could draw blood, but the chances of it breaking were higher (at which point Mom would quit). Too thick, and it wouldn't cause enough damage, causing the punishment to go on longer. Talk about learning to weigh pros and cons at an early age...

Posted by: Country Singer at June 08, 2015 07:04 PM (nL0sw)

234 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_stool_scale

Metric or English?

These things are important.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 08, 2015 07:05 PM (0HooB)

235 *figures out scene better*

Rewrite!

Adding osmotic diarrhea?


I think sorbitol just got added to the test tube into which the Professor spilt Ingredient X to make the Powderpuff Girls ...

Posted by: Adriane the TV Critic ... at June 08, 2015 07:05 PM (nSOh+)

236 Oh heck no, no gastrointestinal bombs in this story.

That could get stinky and messy real quick.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 08, 2015 07:05 PM (ifSWP)

237 Here is what I know.... There are more kids in the country who really NEED an Ass Whoopin' than parents who are will to give them out. Until that comes into better balance, we will continue to see our country circle the bowl.

Posted by: Truck Monkey is a Mime..... Serious at June 08, 2015 07:05 PM (fLKzW)

238 The ultimate fetish:

Sorbitol pool parties!

Posted by: zombie at June 08, 2015 07:05 PM (jBuUi)

239 Looks like another police dept will go into passive mode. How do you like that?

Posted by: just saying at June 08, 2015 07:05 PM (wkuqO)

240 Sorbitol was invented in Peruvia as part of their chemical weapons program.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 08, 2015 07:07 PM (oFCZn)

241 The ultimate fetish:

Sorbitol pool parties!
Posted by: zombie

Have you written a screenplay yet?

Posted by: German Porn Industry (seriously, what's wrong with those people?) at June 08, 2015 07:07 PM (tgnRB)

242 Looks like another police dept will go into passive mode. How do you like that?
Posted by: just saying
--------------

It will have to be 'monitored', i.e., Federalized.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 08, 2015 07:07 PM (9mTYi)

243 There is no 'i' in Sorbitol
At least not where you'd think!

Posted by: Dr Fuche's Good Time Band at June 08, 2015 07:07 PM (YkulR)

244 Bristol Stool Scale?

Is that a stool that reads you your weight when you step on it? Does it weigh your scat?

Posted by: logprof at June 08, 2015 07:08 PM (1PVlv)

245 The JEF is blaming the Pentagon for doing fuck-all regarding ISIS.

The Pentagon says, "WTF??"

Priceless.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 08, 2015 07:08 PM (kmtse)

246 ok i did look up osmotic diarrhea but got mostly german pron sitesPosted by: Bigby's Knuckle

No link? Surrender your AoS premium membership at the nearest functioning Pixy Portal.

Posted by: se pa moron at June 08, 2015 07:08 PM (xQX/f)

247 I volunteer to do the ass whooping.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 08, 2015 07:08 PM (CJRaf)

248
...his Weltanschauung

heheh

Posted by: Soothsayer's Lovin Spoonful at June 08, 2015 07:08 PM (XDHEW)

249

Women, minorities, blacks want to be treated equally?

Thugs and criminals, tackled to the ground and cuffed. Arrested. Sounds equal to me.


time to go drink and dance and party

have a good one all

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 08, 2015 07:09 PM (qCMvj)

250 If I was a cop, I would just show up and do absolutely nothing. Let them run amok. Give them room to destroy, just like a lot of cops are apparently doing these days.
Seems to me to be the only thing to do.
I would be made captain in no time.

Posted by: Thor's feather duster at June 08, 2015 07:10 PM (JgC5a)

251 This is where I started praying to the Flaming Skull for a new thread.

Save me, oh Great Skull!

Posted by: zombie at June 08, 2015 07:10 PM (jBuUi)

252 >>What I learned on the internet today:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_stool_scale



Stool Weighing MachinesForSale.

Posted by: Garrett at June 08, 2015 07:10 PM (YkulR)

253 Heh, Mr. Howell mentioned a bird called the "red-crested hickenlooper." The jokes on '60s TV shows that still sound fresh . . .

Posted by: logprof at June 08, 2015 07:11 PM (1PVlv)

254 Problems.


1. We have too many feral kids running around from broken homes.

2. People in gay 'marriages' can't reproduce yet want to adopt kids.



Solution:

Tad, Biff - congratulations. These are your new teenage children - Trayvonqua, Michtrayvon and Bob.



Posted by: Stateless Infidel at June 08, 2015 07:11 PM (AC0lD)

255 235 *figures out scene better*

Rewrite!

Adding osmotic diarrhea?


**********

*types*

"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good amount of sorbitol, must be in want of a restroom."


Posted by: Just Some Guy at June 08, 2015 07:11 PM (yxw0r)

256 The pool just needs one more security guard, and Zimmie is looking for a job and a fresh start in a new town....

Posted by: JD at June 08, 2015 07:13 PM (TzeLs)

257 >>250 If I was a cop, I would just


Tase someone actually in the pool.

You know, just to see what happens.

Posted by: Garrett at June 08, 2015 07:13 PM (YkulR)

258 I love the new normal. It's so abnormal.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at June 08, 2015 07:13 PM (sH832)

259 TSA agent: "I'm sorry sir, we can't allow you to take Sorbitol on the plane with you."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 08, 2015 07:13 PM (9mTYi)

260 254 Problems.

1. We have too many feral kids running around from broken homes.

2. People in gay 'marriages' can't reproduce yet want to adopt kids.

Solution:

Tad, Biff - congratulations. These are your new teenage children - Trayvonqua, Michtrayvon and Bob.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel


You present that as a joke, but it's actually a quite common situation in SF and LA.

I myself personally know two different gay couple (one couple all-male, the other all-female) who have adopted black "problem" kids.

Regrets? They've had a few. But then again, to many to mention....

Posted by: zombie at June 08, 2015 07:13 PM (jBuUi)

261 I myself personally know two different gay couple (one couple all-male, the other all-female) who have adopted black "problem" kids.
--------------------

The couple that live behind us.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 08, 2015 07:15 PM (9mTYi)

262 Garrett,

If I had a taser, I would so do that.

*looks around for tasers on Amazon*

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 08, 2015 07:15 PM (kmtse)

263 I WAS IN THE POOL!

Posted by: Common Sense at June 08, 2015 07:15 PM (ecDRv)

264 What do they say ' a fish rots from the head down'

Young blacks see the POTUS of the U.S. openly bragging about how he ignored drug laws, openly dismissing any notion that he needs to follow the general rules we have for Presidents, etc

I fear that between arrogant Pissant in chief and the MarxSpewMedia agitating 24/7/365 this country could see racial rioting/violence that dwarfs whatever happened in 60s or 70s inner cities.

Posted by: PaleRider at June 08, 2015 07:16 PM (dkExz)

265 If they are white, they cannot give the black kids any of their heritage.

Posted by: Al Sharpton at June 08, 2015 07:16 PM (wkuqO)

266 I feel terrible for the homeowners

these squatters raves are scary

I hope to God the cops dont stop responding to these calls

Posted by: ThunderB at June 08, 2015 07:17 PM (zOTsN)

267 We had something like this happen at our neighborhood swim club last summer. The pool was booked for a private birthday party for 50 people. The pool was closed to members ($1000 per year membership fee fo. A family of five) for the night for the private event.

350 people showed up, all black, with license plates from maryland, Pa, and NY (this is in NJ outside of Philly). The teenaged lifeguards were subjected to a best bikini contest that quickly went topless, open sexual activity, and one party goer almost drown, and that led to a confrontation with police.

It turned out to be an organized event with tickets ($50.00), A DJ, and catered food. It caused the pool to change the rulesnforboutside parties. There was an event a few weeks later by the same group at a swim club west of Philly where they listed the party goers at 50, and the pool only let in 50. Led to violence by the other 300 that showed up.

Posted by: elliot at June 08, 2015 07:17 PM (e+Rd6)

268 If I had a taser, I would so do that.



*looks around for tasers on Amazon*


If I had a taser,

I'd taser in the morning,

I'd taser in the evening,

All over this land...

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 08, 2015 07:17 PM (UVfht)

269 Re:Sorbitol

That reminds me, if you've never read the Customer Reviews on Amazon for Harribo Sugar-Free Gummy Candies, you simply must.

Posted by: Ktgreat at June 08, 2015 07:17 PM (Bl4dy)

270 If I had a taser, I would so do that.
---------------

If I had a Taser, I'd Taser in the morninnnng
I'd Taser in evening, all over this land...

Posted by: PP&M at June 08, 2015 07:17 PM (9mTYi)

271 Balnc - fist bump

Posted by: PP&M at June 08, 2015 07:18 PM (9mTYi)

272 Still waiting on that 'Entourage' Review...

Posted by: Garrett at June 08, 2015 07:18 PM (YkulR)

273 so no one mentioned the scene from Caddyshack?

Probably...

anyway, yeah, maybe suburbanites don't want the caddy-swim-rush to happen.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at June 08, 2015 07:18 PM (nmqrH)

274 268,270,

The horde never disappoints.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 08, 2015 07:18 PM (kmtse)

275 Crap. Blanco - fist bump

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 08, 2015 07:18 PM (9mTYi)

276 Tad, Biff - congratulations. These are your new teenage children - Trayvonqua, Michtrayvon and Bob.



Posted by: Stateless Infidel at June 08, 2015 07:11 PM (AC0lD)


--and your neighbors get D'Brickashaw and Barkevious.

Posted by: logprof at June 08, 2015 07:18 PM (1PVlv)

277 don't taze me bro !!

Posted by: Just spit-balling here at June 08, 2015 07:20 PM (D0Tns)

278 Zombie: There's a link in my sock to a do-gooder doing something similar and how it all turned out. Also read the comments; they're actually worthwhile.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 08, 2015 07:21 PM (kivUY)

279 [i[]Crap. Blanco - fist bump

Right back. How many times I heard that crap song I can't say.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 08, 2015 07:21 PM (UVfht)

280 Oh yeah, proof it's not "a minority thang":


https://youtu.be/0vNoR4Yb4Gc

Posted by: Country Singer at June 08, 2015 07:21 PM (nL0sw)

281 Thus far the racial grievance machinery has been focused on municipal entities (police, city govt, etc).

Gee won't it be fun once that machinery is aimed at private property and private citizens.

Posted by: weew at June 08, 2015 07:22 PM (0tmLY)

282 Was the EPA notified? If water is involved, I believe they have jurisdiction. I imagine the HOA would need a permit and an environmental impact study. The young 'lady' who advertised the party would also need a permit while both the security guard and the police will likely be prosecuted for entering a sensitive 'wetland' without clearance. I foresee fines for all.

Posted by: JB1000 at June 08, 2015 07:23 PM (WLJbV)

283 nood

Posted by: Just spit-balling here at June 08, 2015 07:23 PM (D0Tns)

284 Does Frito-Lay still use Olestra? It had similar, uh, side-effects to sorbitol.

I remember when I was on a friends e-mail listserv at FSU and one of the chicks sent out an e-mail with the subject like "Beware Wow Chips" and I knew it was going to be entertaining.

Posted by: logprof at June 08, 2015 07:23 PM (1PVlv)

285 WTF is Tatiana Rhodes smuggling out of the pool area?

Posted by: JD at June 08, 2015 07:23 PM (TzeLs)

286 Did the Corps of Engineers to show to investigate if the pool constituted a navigable waterway?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 08, 2015 07:24 PM (ifSWP)

287

Pics of our nubian princess:

http://www.everyjoe.com/2015/06/08/news/keef-cakez-photos-young-kc-mckinney-texas-pool-party/

Posted by: imp at June 08, 2015 07:24 PM (XIXZz)

288 ugly bitch.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 08, 2015 07:25 PM (kmtse)

289 283 nood
Posted by: Just spit-balling


Thank you, oh Skull!

Posted by: zombie at June 08, 2015 07:25 PM (jBuUi)

290 Bristol_stool_scale

English medicine FTW.

Posted by: DaveA at June 08, 2015 07:26 PM (DL2i+)

291 moron PSA: the potato goes in front.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 08, 2015 07:26 PM (JO9+V)

292 Those residents that live there, they did not build that (pool). Someone else made that happen.

Posted by: Obama at June 08, 2015 07:26 PM (8YE33)

293 http://www.everyjoe.com/2015/06/08/news/keef-cakez-photos-young-kc-mckinney-texas-pool-party/

Posted by: imp at June 08, 2015 07:24 PM (XIXZz)

She'll make a great First Lady someday.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at June 08, 2015 07:27 PM (AC0lD)

294 the "rotting fish" are the parents

no daddy

mommy knew she was throwing the party

mommy tweets pictures of her behind

Posted by: ThunderB at June 08, 2015 07:27 PM (zOTsN)

295 The MSM still publishes Trayvon's baby pixs, so once a meme gets started it never goes away....

I do get tired of every black kid being called a child, even if they are 19 and 6'4" and 280 lbs.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 08, 2015 07:28 PM (iQIUe)

296 This was in McKinney? I think I have family there.

>>HOA pool rules are Very Serious Business.

You know, if you think about how dangerous it can be for people to get out of control at a pool, and what the liability costs must be, and how expensive things are to fix, that makes total sense.

Posted by: Lea at June 08, 2015 07:29 PM (vmMMi)

297 WTF is Tatiana Rhodes smuggling out of the pool area?


Melons.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 08, 2015 07:31 PM (rwI+c)

298 Posted by: elliot at June 08, 2015 07:17 PM (e+Rd6)
==================

Yeah, I saw other fliers made by this KC chick to other illegal pool parties.

Its all a scam. If people want to go swimming there are plenty of pools, rivers, springs where they can do so for a nominal fee in TX. So, it's not like po' minorities are being denied water.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 08, 2015 07:35 PM (iQIUe)

299 Instigating a Riot.

That's a sweet notch on one's crack pipe.
At least for a teenage wanna be hood rat.

Only a racist would deny that kind of street cred.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 08, 2015 07:36 PM (NaeCR)

300 The star of this thing is named Dajerria Becton. UK news has her interview of the incident.
http://tinyurl.com/oxchr77

Posted by: JD at June 08, 2015 07:37 PM (TzeLs)

301 #16 what are you doing in Mystic, CT?

Posted by: KWDreaming at June 08, 2015 07:50 PM (Y00o2)

302 Someone stole my weed and I couldn't get in any laps. Who wouldn't call the fuzz?!?

Didn't know one cop would bat-shit crazy.

My bad!

Posted by: Michael Phelps at June 08, 2015 07:51 PM (npThq)

303 You know who has excellent background in this type of issue? Baltimore's very own DA.... hmmmm

Posted by: ama at June 08, 2015 07:56 PM (x2Cz/)

304 When I'm not under the influence of mescaline, my day job is defending people against police accusations, and suing governmental actors for various acts of abuse and corruption,

After spending innumerable hours analyzing records and videos for things like excessive force and violations of Constitutional rights, I can sort of TELL when a situation is going pear-shaped.

I haven't seen anything about this pool party incident that looks like the cops were out of line.

Posted by: Phinn at June 08, 2015 08:14 PM (DLUnW)

305 #BlackLiesMatter

Posted by: John Doe@AnotherQuidam at June 08, 2015 08:19 PM (g1MTt)

306 FWIW, it wasn't smart for the first cop to go in alone and then get surronded. As far as I can tell, this led to him drawing his weapon, as once surronded he, quite natually, felt threatened. Unless there was an immediate risk to life or limb, the first cop should have waited for backup, and then the cops could have formed a line, pushing the kids out of the area and dispersing them.

I've been on the receiving end of such a tactic, and it is quite effective.

Posted by: Holdfast at June 08, 2015 08:22 PM (Gzb30)

307 I heard on Houston news that there was a mom and three kids trapped in the pool area when the hords swarmed. I also heard that they yoots were throwing things and threatening residents that came out of their homes. I guess if your neighborhood were being invaded you would not want to police to be waiting for a quorum.

Posted by: Rob in Katy at June 08, 2015 09:03 PM (eYTQP)

308 "The officer cursed at several black teenagers, yanked a 14-year-old girl wearing only a bikini to the ground and knelt on her back. He also unholstered his firearm and chased teenage boys as they approached him while he was trying to control the girl."

Slightly slanted?

Were the little darlings cursing back?

Did the fourteen year old girl (wearing only a bikini) refuse to obey a lawful order from a peace officer in the commission of his duty?

Were the several teenage boys also refusing to obey a lawful order etc etc.?

Nope, haven't watched it. Don't care one way or the other.

Fire at fuckin' will, all of you.

Posted by: HAL at June 08, 2015 09:58 PM (OmBeX)

309 If you go here, HAL, and scroll down a bit, you'll see sequential stills of the cop being surrounded including one male youth pretending he was freakin' reaching for a gun!!!
http://tinyurl.com/nc8lt8p

Posted by: andycanuck at June 08, 2015 10:06 PM (kivUY)

310 I have heard the dumbest thing ever said on TV and naturally it was on MSNBC and by Eugene Robison..."When has there been a pool party and too many people not shown up?"

Dear lord this guy won a Pulitzer?

Posted by: RGallegos at June 08, 2015 10:46 PM (49Jfq)

311 Posted by: RGallegos at June 08, 2015 10:46 PM (49Jfq)

Well Obama did win that Nobel Peace Prize...

Posted by: Nutsy the Buzzard at June 09, 2015 09:21 AM (78OXS)

312 278
Zombie: There's a link in my sock to a do-gooder doing something similar
and how it all turned out. Also read the comments; they're actually
worthwhile.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 08, 2015 07:21 PM (kivUY)
**Ye gods. Kate the Sociopath. I was glad the kitten got back home safely, at least.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 09, 2015 12:09 PM (uWhPn)

313 The race-industrial-complex now has opportunity to escalate something in a castle-doctrine state... If the buses roll in...This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it

Posted by: Admiral Painter at June 09, 2015 03:50 PM (kFxpe)

314 I will live to see Helter Skelter. Thank You Barack Hussein Obama.

Posted by: Charlie Manson at June 09, 2015 03:52 PM (kFxpe)

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