Evidence Suggests That MORE -- an ACORN Successor Group -- Paid "Protesters" to "Protest" in Ferguson

Hashtag #CutTheChecks.

Apparently MORE is angering "protesters" by not paying them as they say they were promised.

On May 14, protesters, upset with not being paid their promised checks for protesting, protested outside MORE, Missourians Organizing For Reform and Empowerment, an ACORN organization which had received funding through George Soros to fund the protests.

Meanwhile, an anonymous protester is pushing back against Emma Sulkowicz's "neurotic attention-seeking" -- carrying her (dubious) "rape mattress" to her graduation ceremony (and to the stage) -- by posting posters of her with the legend "Pretty Little Liar."



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1 Ahhh, Soros.

Posted by: HH at May 20, 2015 01:24 PM (Ce4DF)

2 by posting posters of her with the legend "Pretty Little Liar"

I liked that touch. Because that show is insane.

Posted by: Lea at May 20, 2015 01:24 PM (lIU4e)

3
MORE, Missourians Organizing For Reform and Empowerment

That spells MOFRE.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 20, 2015 01:25 PM (JtwS4)

4 Ah, 1860....

Too soon?

Posted by: anon a mouse at May 20, 2015 01:25 PM (C9pBZ)

5 This is me laughing my ass off.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 20, 2015 01:25 PM (fWAjv)

6 #CutTheCrap

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 20, 2015 01:26 PM (W5DcG)

7 Color me shocked.

Posted by: dogfish at May 20, 2015 01:26 PM (jWtyG)

8 At least they were temporarily employed...

Posted by: hello it's Me Donna... again at May 20, 2015 01:26 PM (Bn6aD)

9 class action suit against Soros and company for the damage done to baltimore and feguson...eh?

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at May 20, 2015 01:27 PM (dFXmO)

10 Are they still fighting the Civil War down below?

Posted by: hello it's Me Donna... again at May 20, 2015 01:27 PM (Bn6aD)

11 E-mails and other exchanges between Emma and Paul, both before and after, are wholly inconsistent with an alleged rape, which is what saved Pauls ass in Columbia kangaroo court, and show that what really happened was consensual first time anal sex that turned out not to be so pleasurable. So Emma is either crazy or had another motive for screaming rape months after the fact.

Methinks Emma wanted a real cool topic for her senior project and concocted the whole thing with her faculty advisor. So she got Columbia credit for this stunt. Id give her an A++, as she was successful beyond her dreams. Columbia should pay until it hurts.

Now what would have happened if Pauls friends jumped up as Emma crossed the stage and shouted: Emma takes it up the ass! Doo dah! Doo dah! Hows that different from Emma and her friends intruding on the solemnity of the ceremony by in effect declaring Paul to be a rapist before a captive audience. The former is objectively true, the latter has been rejected by Columbia kangaroo court and the NYPD.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 20, 2015 01:28 PM (EPEqj)

12 upset with not being paid their promised checks for protesting, protested outside MORE

Postmodernism.

It's what's for dinner.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 20, 2015 01:28 PM (659DL)

13 Can we please get another undercover sting by Hannah Giles???

Posted by: here's hoping at May 20, 2015 01:29 PM (dkfG0)

14 Saint Mattress ain't so pretty. And her twitter/facebook chats her victim shared shows she's kind of a slut.

Little tip for the guys, don't ever hook up with a slutty feminist studies rape awareness type.

Doesn't it seem that most of the girls we've heard of are rape-awarers? UVA girl was one in high school.

don't do it.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at May 20, 2015 01:29 PM (dFXmO)

15 10, Si.

Posted by: anon a mouse at May 20, 2015 01:29 PM (C9pBZ)

16 Well, Emma wouldn't be the first one to pull a thesis out of her ass...

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at May 20, 2015 01:30 PM (nqiq9)

17 10 Are they still fighting the Civil War down below?
Posted by: hello it's Me Donna... again at May 20, 2015 01:27 PM (Bn6aD)

Yeah. I left. Like they can change the result. History is a stubborn thing.

Posted by: kraken at May 20, 2015 01:30 PM (sdxPm)

18 The Justice Department today is announcing $163 million in hiring grants for positions focused on building community trust.


Wonder who will get those jobs.

Jackhole Deray McKesson comes to mind.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 20, 2015 01:30 PM (fWAjv)

19 Hashtag #CutTheChecks.


#PayMeBitchez!

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 20, 2015 01:30 PM (CzoUo)

20

So, is that crazy dame planning on carrying that mattress around with her for the rest of her life or what?

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 20, 2015 01:30 PM (kdS6q)

21 You reamed her. You left her. You stained her mattress!

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 20, 2015 01:31 PM (01cYD)

22 17
10 Are they still fighting the Civil War down below?

Posted by: hello it's Me Donna... again at May 20, 2015 01:27 PM (Bn6aD)



Yeah. I left. Like they can change the result. History is a stubborn thing.

Well they're busy now changing the Iraq War....F**k History..

Posted by: hello it's Me Donna... again at May 20, 2015 01:31 PM (Bn6aD)

23 Soros money. Like always. Effer will live forever.

Posted by: NCKate at May 20, 2015 01:31 PM (tpaSF)

24 Why isn't the FBI all over these fuckers? And I know they are under the hopelessly corrupt DoJ, but still. This is the active fomenting of riots. Is there nobody in this administration that has the least amount of integrity and honor left? Nobody?

*I realize I am wasting my time*

Posted by: LGoPs at May 20, 2015 01:31 PM (Y3pji)

25 Little tip for the guys, don't ever hook up with a slutty feminist studies rape awareness type.



Never do crazy.

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 20, 2015 01:31 PM (CzoUo)

26 Let's hope that they don't find out who the anonymous poster is, because he'll get raked over the coals by "tolerant" SJWs. I'm glad someone is standing up to this. The men 9and the women too) helping her carry her mattress are pathetic.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2015 01:31 PM (1sJza)

27 18,
Does the phrase "ex acorn staffer" ring a bell?

Posted by: anon a mouse at May 20, 2015 01:31 PM (C9pBZ)

28 16 Well, Emma wouldn't be the first one to pull a thesis out of her ass...
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at May 20, 2015 01:30 PM (nqiq9)

Thesis... So that's what they're calling it in college nowadays...

Posted by: kraken at May 20, 2015 01:32 PM (sdxPm)

29 Yeah. I left. Like they can change the result. History is a stubborn thing.

Posted by: kraken at May 20, 2015 01:30 PM (sdxPm)

Meh, not so bad.

Posted by: NEA at May 20, 2015 01:32 PM (ecDRv)

30 Pretty?

I like the sound of that!

Posted by: Emma Sulkowicz at May 20, 2015 01:33 PM (LISuA)

31 Maybe the people complaining about not being paid can go and protest in front of the White House as well as George Soros' place?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2015 01:33 PM (1sJza)

32 : Emma Sulkowicz

I thought She was killed in a tragic kiln accident....

Posted by: hello it's Me Donna... again at May 20, 2015 01:33 PM (Bn6aD)

33 Well, it's possible that the checks were cut and cashed. It's a Soros op, after all.

Posted by: mrp at May 20, 2015 01:34 PM (JBggj)

34 via Iowahawk: Conservatives attack talent contest winner.


http://bit.ly/1Am9x9Z

Posted by: The Lutherans Will Get You Everytime! at May 20, 2015 01:34 PM (LISuA)

35 Every time this girl/subject is talked about, it reminds me of a girl in my home town that we called Mary Mattress-ass. Yeah, she was a slut.

........and butt-ugly.

Posted by: Soona at May 20, 2015 01:34 PM (/HX7u)

36 Old News. They have been advertizing for environmental activists and protesters in my town since 1989. Few protesters are real. Most are mercenaries.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 20, 2015 01:34 PM (nDPoN)

37 So...did Gollum promise a living wage scale?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 20, 2015 01:35 PM (659DL)

38 @26-" men 9and the women "

9?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 20, 2015 01:35 PM (LA7Cm)

39 I couldn't figure out what even prompted the re-do of the Civil War. It was a lovely painting. I saw that CW stuff ands just left. that thread.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2015 01:35 PM (1sJza)

40 I really want to c*nt punt that mattress ditz.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 20, 2015 01:35 PM (OsWis)

41 Yeah, okay, a "9." Didn't realize they dipped below for some reason.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 20, 2015 01:35 PM (LA7Cm)

42 Sounds about right on the astroturfing.

Also explains all the hubbub in the Shaw/SLU area. It was specifically crafted as a money grab from the university.

Posted by: tsrblke (Tablet) at May 20, 2015 01:35 PM (U8W/7)

43 Ferguson is resurfacing the street and putting a plaque as a memorial for the gentle giant.

SMDH.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 20, 2015 01:35 PM (fWAjv)

44 So if MORE is paying people to destroy stuff in MO...does that mean it is ultimately the taxpayers?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2015 01:35 PM (78TbK)

45 35 Every time this girl/subject is talked about, it reminds me of a girl in my home town that we called Mary Mattress-ass. Yeah, she was a slut.

........and butt-ugly.
Posted by: Soona at May 20, 2015 01:34 PM (/HX7u)

Was she of the Oklahoma branch of the Sulcowicz clan?

Posted by: kraken at May 20, 2015 01:36 PM (sdxPm)

46 Justice served in both cases.

Posted by: scottst at May 20, 2015 01:36 PM (idA6q)

47 Yep, they're still going downstairs.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 20, 2015 01:36 PM (LA7Cm)

48 ACORN = cockroaches
They'll survive the apocalypse, so of course they recovered from a minor funding setback.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2015 01:36 PM (SDbnA)

49 It seems Jay-Z and his Beeyotchee were providing bail money anonymously for protestors as well. Money well spent.

Posted by: Fritz at May 20, 2015 01:36 PM (ty633)

50 *glances at RWC*

*points at nick*

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 20, 2015 01:36 PM (OsWis)

51 We could start an entire "Evidence suggests" meme.


Evidence suggests that mattresses are magnetically attracted to sluts...


Evidence suggests that Hillary Clinton may have mislead the public about the true purpose of having a private e-mail server.


Evidence suggests that Barak Obama was a substandard student, accepted into University based only on his application claiming he was born in Kenya..

Evidence suggests that Polar Bears cause Global Cooling. Polar Bear population drops, and global temperatures begin to climb...

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2015 01:37 PM (VPLuQ)

52 LOVE the street art!
So many SABOs taking on the Left's heroes and icons.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2015 01:37 PM (SDbnA)

53 "Posted by: Boss Moss at May 20, 2015 01:34 PM (nDPoN)"


Where was this? And where were they advertising?

(I'm guessing one of those free weekly papers).

Posted by: HH at May 20, 2015 01:37 PM (Ce4DF)

54 I couldn't figure out what even prompted the re-do of the Civil War. It was a lovely painting. I saw that CW stuff ands just left. that thread.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Some morons started goofing on states, and things got all Antietam up in there.

Posted by: Blue Hen at May 20, 2015 01:37 PM (Spluw)

55 43
Ferguson is resurfacing the street and putting a plaque as a memorial for the gentle giant.



SMDH.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 20, 2015 01:35 PM (fWAjv)


WTF? All I got was a commemorative roll of Bounty.

Posted by: Rachel Corrie at May 20, 2015 01:37 PM (ecDRv)

56 47 Yep, they're still going downstairs.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 20, 2015 01:36 PM (LA7Cm)

Just glad to be here in a Border Thread.

Posted by: kraken at May 20, 2015 01:37 PM (sdxPm)

57 You can bet we'll get right on that issue!

Posted by: Bitch McTurtle at May 20, 2015 01:38 PM (hKyl0)

58 Yep, they're still going downstairs.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill

Shameful. Violence is never the answer.

Posted by: zombie Edmund Ruffin at May 20, 2015 01:38 PM (Spluw)

59 "Some morons started goofing on states, and things got all Antietam up in there."

I LOL'd.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 20, 2015 01:39 PM (OsWis)

60 21 You reamed her. You left her. You stained her mattress!
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 20, 2015 01:31 PM (01cYD)

Reminds me of a joke for the ONT about Martha Stewart and screaming twice.

Posted by: Drill_Thrawl at May 20, 2015 01:39 PM (JOG+K)

61 Ferguson is resurfacing the street and putting a plaque as a memorial for the gentle giant.

A plaque for a plague.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 20, 2015 01:39 PM (W5DcG)

62 That poster is stupid. She isn't at all pretty.

Posted by: @JohnTant at May 20, 2015 01:39 PM (eytER)

63 53 Richmond Times Dispatch. 25 years or so. Activists. Pay was unclear and since I don't care about the environment I didn't follow up.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 20, 2015 01:39 PM (nDPoN)

64 Funny exchange on twitter about the "Pretty Little Liar" poster:

"That [the poster] is a sociopathic response to someone's trauma."

"The trauma of what, not having your LIES accepted?"

Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2015 01:39 PM (jBuUi)

65 * holsters Griswold & Gunnison .36 *

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2015 01:40 PM (QyBQv)

66 The left are liars. It's what they do. It's so even in the days before Alinsky. It's because satan is their father. There are none on the left/islam/media who are our friends. None of them love America.

Posted by: Eromero at May 20, 2015 01:40 PM (go5uR)

67 *looks at Emma Sulkoiwcz*

WHO BITCH DID IS??

'Cause I'z gonna rape her......

Posted by: Baltimore Protestor at May 20, 2015 01:40 PM (sCHw2)

68 Soros money. Like always. Effer will live forever.
Posted by: NCKate at May 20, 2015 01:31 PM (tpaSF)


--------------------------------------


I've heard that his spawn are as bad or worse than he is. So we're going to be dealing with this for a long time.

And don't think for a minute that Choomboy hasn't already made arrangements for that money to keep rolling in for "heightened agitatin'".

Posted by: Soona at May 20, 2015 01:40 PM (/HX7u)

69 35 Every time this girl/subject is talked about, it reminds me of a girl in my home town that we called Mary Mattress-ass. Yeah, she was a slut.

........and butt-ugly.
Posted by: Soona at May 20, 2015 01:34 PM (/HX7u)

We had the same in college. She was called Sig Tau Sue

Posted by: wrg500 at May 20, 2015 01:41 PM (S+el1)

70 Hashtag #CutTheChecks.



#PayMeBitchez!

#WheresMyMoneyBitch!

Posted by: Pimp Daddy Welfare at May 20, 2015 01:41 PM (5KmTX)

71 I guess the biggest question is...


was MORE paying a living wage?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2015 01:41 PM (VPLuQ)

72 **pokes head in thread**

I just want to say good luck. We're all counting on you.

**leaves thread**

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 20, 2015 01:41 PM (zF6Iw)

73 >>"That [the poster] is a sociopathic response to someone's trauma."

SO is dragging a mattress around campus for years. Or probably more narcissistic?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2015 01:41 PM (SDbnA)

74 61
Ferguson is resurfacing the street and putting a plaque as a memorial for the gentle giant.

So strong arming a merchant and attempted murder on a Police Officer gets a memorial? F**ked up that is...

Posted by: hello it's Me Donna... again at May 20, 2015 01:41 PM (Bn6aD)

75 "The trauma of what, not having your LIES accepted?"

Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2015 01:39 PM (jBuUi)

Gold!

Posted by: flounder at May 20, 2015 01:41 PM (ecDRv)

76 "* holsters Griswold & Gunnison .36 *"


Kinda prefer the Spiller & Burr myself.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 20, 2015 01:42 PM (LA7Cm)

77 Why isn't the FBI all over these fuckers? And I know they are under the hopelessly corrupt DoJ, but still. This is the active fomenting of riots. Is there nobody in this administration that has the least amount of integrity and honor left? Nobody?

I'm amazed that the people whose homes and businesses were destroyed aren't suing the shit out of anybody paying for riots...

Posted by: Lea at May 20, 2015 01:42 PM (lIU4e)

78 That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness

Aaannd, with that I step into Civil War Rehash # 67243.

Seems to me that a plain reading of the text would indicate an ability to secede from the Union.

The result of that War is a supreme federal government holding sway over captive and powerless states.
Look where that power has lead us.

said as a northerner with no ancestral skin in the slavery game, one way or another.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 20, 2015 01:42 PM (XmOA9)

79 77
Why isn't the FBI all over these fuckers? And I know they are under
the hopelessly corrupt DoJ, but still. This is the active fomenting of
riots. Is there nobody in this administration that has the least amount
of integrity and honor left? Nobody?



No...

Posted by: hello it's Me Donna... again at May 20, 2015 01:43 PM (Bn6aD)

80 Nothing says deeply held beliefs like being paid to protest.

Also, looting is the actual goal. Shit for free, why not?

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 20, 2015 01:43 PM (A98Xu)

81 Blue Hen @ 54: "Some morons started goofing on states, and things got all Antietam up in there."
________

I think it started with the stegosaurus being Colorado's state dinosaur. Then a border conflict between Colorado and Idaho ensued (which is odd because geography would seem to preclude such an incident) and the next thing you know the thread was in Andersonville.

Posted by: FireHorse at May 20, 2015 01:43 PM (fgb4J)

82 "We're all counting on you. "


Surely you must be joking.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 20, 2015 01:43 PM (LA7Cm)

83 Ferguson is resurfacing the street and putting a plaque as a memorial for the gentle giant.

Now taking bets on when (not if) the plaque gets wiped for the scrap metal value.

Followed by calls for the police to "do SOMETHING!"

Posted by: AoSHQ betting office at May 20, 2015 01:43 PM (Spluw)

84 74,

Yet another reason I'm staying the f*ck home on Memorial Day.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 20, 2015 01:43 PM (OsWis)

85 Aaannd, with that I step into Civil War Rehash # 67243.
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No.

Posted by: mrp at May 20, 2015 01:43 PM (JBggj)

86 Memorial tree - chopped down

Stuffed animal shrine - set on fire

Plaque - ???

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 20, 2015 01:43 PM (fWAjv)

87 Permission to use the F bomb?

Cause those posters are fucking awesome!

Posted by: dude guy at May 20, 2015 01:43 PM (QCc6B)

88 The boy falsely accused of rape should follow her around, carrying a gigantic stuff goat, with the word "SCAPEGOAT" painted on the side.

Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2015 01:43 PM (jBuUi)

89 stuff == stuffed

Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2015 01:44 PM (jBuUi)

90 I'm amazed that the people whose homes and businesses were destroyed aren't suing the shit out of anybody paying for riots...
___
Um [shakes magic 8 ball] you lack standing.

Posted by: Federal Judge denying suit at May 20, 2015 01:44 PM (78TbK)

91 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Quietly Seething at May 20, 2015 01:44 PM (kff5f)

92 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Quietly Seething at May 20, 2015 01:44 PM (kff5f)

93 Van Jones must have hand cramps after signing so many checks.

I can pretty much guarantee you he's behind Ferguson and Baltimore.

He should be brought up on RICO charges.

Posted by: Dang at May 20, 2015 01:44 PM (XWo4d)

94 I'm amazed that the people whose homes and businesses were destroyed aren't suing the shit out of anybody paying for riots...
Posted by: Lea at May 20, 2015 01:42 PM (lIU4e)



Causation, I would imagine. Unless you know precisely who did the damage, and can show they were paid, you're SOL.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at May 20, 2015 01:44 PM (vgIRn)

95 "We're all counting on you. "

Damn we're screwed

Posted by: wrg500 at May 20, 2015 01:45 PM (S+el1)

96 Aaannd, with that I step into Civil War Rehash # 67243. Seems to me that a plain reading of the text would indicate an ability to secede from the Union. The result of that War is a supreme federal government holding sway over captive and powerless states. Look where that power has lead us. said as a northerner with no ancestral skin in the slavery game, one way or another.
Posted by: OneEyedJack

Sooooooo, I was right to pull the lanyard? or to blow my brains out?

Posted by: zombie Edmund Ruffin at May 20, 2015 01:45 PM (Spluw)

97 Cause those posters are fucking awesome!

Posted by: dude guy at May 20, 2015 01:43 PM (QCc6B)

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Concur.

Posted by: mrp at May 20, 2015 01:45 PM (JBggj)

98 73 >>"That [the poster] is a sociopathic response to someone's trauma."

SO is dragging a mattress around campus for years. Or probably more narcissistic?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2015 01:41 PM (SDbnA)


A term out of favor now is "attention whore". In 10 or 20 years sweet Emma may be "Shopping Cart Lady" haranguing pigeons and squirrels in the City Park about imaginary pooter assaults.

Posted by: kraken at May 20, 2015 01:45 PM (sdxPm)

99 Kinda prefer the Spiller & Burr myself.
Posted by: Ricardo
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LeMat

Posted by: J.E.B. Stuart at May 20, 2015 01:45 PM (QyBQv)

100 Sing it with me :If loving you anally is wrongI don't want to be right.

Posted by: Reggie Love at May 20, 2015 01:45 PM (NPgvx)

101 39 I couldn't figure out what even prompted the re-do of the Civil War. It was a lovely painting. I saw that CW stuff ands just left. that thread.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2015 01:35 PM (1sJza)



Someone made a joke comment that caused someone else to get their southern butthurt on.

Posted by: Buzzion at May 20, 2015 01:45 PM (22Hrf)

102 Posted by: Blue Hen at May 20, 2015 01:37 PM (Spluw)

Oh, good grief. It's always a bad idea to goof on states unless it's your own or you know somebody can take a joke because if not the insults start flying. There used to be a book "Oldest Living Confederate War Widows tells all.". Evidently we have some old geezers still fighting the war! ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2015 01:45 PM (1sJza)

103 Was she of the Oklahoma branch of the Sulcowicz clan?
Posted by: kraken at May 20, 2015 01:36 PM (sdxPm)


--------------------------------------------

The German side.

Posted by: Soona at May 20, 2015 01:45 PM (/HX7u)

104 >>The boy falsely accused of rape should follow her around, carrying a gigantic stuff goat, with the word "SCAPEGOAT" painted on the side.

Love it

Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2015 01:45 PM (SDbnA)

105 I do note that prior to the Civil War, it was "these United States." After the Civil War it became "The United States."

Posted by: @JohnTant at May 20, 2015 01:45 PM (eytER)

106 Sorry to go OT, but saw this on Fox News at lunch, just double checked.

Boy Scouts have banned water gun fights.
http://bit.ly/1K1Kzg4

What. The. F*ck.
Should we just start calling them the p*ssy scouts?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Quietly Seething at May 20, 2015 01:46 PM (kff5f)

107 " and the next thing you know the thread was in Andersonville."



Hey, all I did was describe a bar fight scene between the two over the steggy. How was I to know it would go so wrong?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 20, 2015 01:46 PM (LA7Cm)

108 How much of the sweet, sweet taxpayer money is MORE getting. You know they are.

Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at May 20, 2015 01:46 PM (TV9BR)

109 Through cell phones they IDd the core 30 or so rabble rousers at Baltimore were also at Ferguson. None of this stuff is real. The driver and half of the Baltimore 6 are black. Completely innocent and black. They were handling that punk who lost his head with kid gloves. They had a video. Ridiculous levels of caution.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 20, 2015 01:46 PM (nDPoN)

110 I'll never forget my one and only contact with ACORN.

In 2008 I got a call from a census worker . They began by asking all the standard number of people in the household questions. Then it got weird.
She started asking about race. I told her that I preferred not to answer.

She immediately fired up with " Sir you HAVE to answer my questions BY LAW or you can be PROSECUTED" blah blah screaming , berating and threatening all the while asking more and more probing questions.

So having heard through teh Interwebs and at Ace's about the ACORN census connection, I decided to have a little fun.

I described my self as a proud member of the Comanche Nation and an Original American. (lie)

She actually asked me if I was handicapped , if I had any handicapped children and how many stairs that I have in the house.

I tolder that there were approximately 30 spiral staircases in my residence and that I had never counted them , but was willing to allow my 7 handicapped children to slide and bounce down each one, counting as they go. Would that be sufficient?

She then asked " ARE you telling the TRUTH?"

I said " No. You said I had to answer. We didn't discuss the truth. "

I then told her that she was welcome to drop by the house and prosecute me for Federal Census violations or whatever , hung up and blocked her number.

It was my first go round with an SJW lunatic . She was bat-shit nuts , screaming and threatening. I think that is when I realized that everything was about to change in America -Big Time.

Posted by: some random meathead at May 20, 2015 01:46 PM (NUCTk)

111 "The boy falsely accused of rape should follow her around, carrying a gigantic stuff goat, with the word "SCAPEGOAT" painted on the side."


Or

A sign saying "She likes it in the squeaker, ask me how I know"

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2015 01:46 PM (VPLuQ)

112 Ho, ho!
Hey, hey!
I'm getting paid to chant today!

Posted by: Some "random" protester at May 20, 2015 01:46 PM (UVfht)

113 "Nothing says deeply held beliefs like being paid to protest."

Do what you love, and the money will follow. That's the conventional wisdom, anyway. I'm not sure I buy that, but some people love being angry and contrarian. If such people can find paying careers to yell, more power to them.

Posted by: FireHorse at May 20, 2015 01:47 PM (fgb4J)

114 I don't know why young men would even associate with young women these days.

Paul was friends with Emma, then FWB. Then Emma got it in her mind that she wanted more than just friendship and when rejected, instead of crying into a bowl of ice cream and moving on, she cried rape as revenge. Mentally ill.

Posted by: DangerGirl at May 20, 2015 01:47 PM (kca06)

115 We had the same in college. She was called Sig Tau Sue

She's had more guys inside her than the Statue of Liberty. . .

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 20, 2015 01:47 PM (zF6Iw)

116 At least we don't wear red FMHs.

Posted by: Pussy Scouts at May 20, 2015 01:47 PM (OsWis)

117 Some morons started goofing on states, and things got all Antietam up in there.

Posted by: Blue Hen at May 20, 2015 01:37 PM (Spluw)

You mean SHARPSBURG, bitch!!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at May 20, 2015 01:47 PM (fwARV)

118 "Should we just start calling them the p*ssy scouts? "


Just ban the BSA and make 'em all become Wilderness Girls.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 20, 2015 01:48 PM (LA7Cm)

119 I'd be willing to bet there are scores of damning emails indicating Columbia's desire to get rid of this bitch asap.

Posted by: Fritz, partnering with Captain Obvious at May 20, 2015 01:49 PM (ty633)

120 115 We had the same in college. She was called Sig Tau Sue

She's had more guys inside her than the Statue of Liberty. . .

She was know for being the "Amtrak" at school

Posted by: wrg500 at May 20, 2015 01:49 PM (S+el1)

121 Diggin' the posters. Especially because they're so true and because someone has hijacked the whole subversive art genre from the left.

White privilege golf clap, ol' chum. Whomever you may be.

Posted by: Dang at May 20, 2015 01:49 PM (XWo4d)

122 Some morons started goofing on states, and things got all Antietam up in there.Posted by: Blue Hen at May 20, 2015 01:37 PM (Spluw) You mean SHARPSBURG, bitch!!

Let's settle this at Appomatox court house.

Posted by: zombie Edmund Ruffin at May 20, 2015 01:49 PM (Spluw)

123 Having sex on an actual mattress is so June Cleaver.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 20, 2015 01:49 PM (nDPoN)

124 ""The trauma of what, not having your LIES accepted?"

Tis very traumatic!

Poor thing, having to face that she's a lying liar who lies.

Posted by: Lauren at May 20, 2015 01:49 PM (A6xmT)

125 Some morons started goofing on states, and things got all Antietam up in there.

War of Northern Aggression

Posted by: wrg500 at May 20, 2015 01:49 PM (S+el1)

126 Good stuff at #110.

Posted by: FireHorse at May 20, 2015 01:50 PM (fgb4J)

127 LOL, these are hilarious.

Posted by: Draki at May 20, 2015 01:50 PM (0eidE)

128 What. The. F*ck.
Should we just start calling them the p*ssy scouts?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Quietly Seething at May 20, 2015 01:46 PM (kff5f)


"Pointing a firearm is not kind"

Ummm, it's not a firearm.

Words don't mean a damn thing anymore.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 20, 2015 01:50 PM (fWAjv)

129 Did the mattress receive a diploma, too?

Posted by: mrp at May 20, 2015 01:51 PM (JBggj)

130 The boy falsely accused of rape should follow her around, carrying a
gigantic stuff goat, with the word "SCAPEGOAT" painted on the side.
***
Why not a real goat?

Claim you need a service animal to deal with the psychological toll of being falsely accused of a crime.

Then let the goat start eating the mattress.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2015 01:51 PM (78TbK)

131 That mattress ditz is going to be unpleasantly surprised once out in the real world.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 20, 2015 01:51 PM (OsWis)

132 77
Why isn't the FBI all over these fuckers? And I know they are under
the hopelessly corrupt DoJ, but still. This is the active fomenting of
riots. Is there nobody in this administration that has the least amount
of integrity and honor left? Nobody?



I'm amazed that the people whose homes and businesses were destroyed aren't suing the shit out of anybody paying for riots...
xxx

What's the point? The DOJ supports the rioters, so even if they got F. Lee Baily, it doesn't matter. NO ONE will be held responsible EVER, and "we the people" will end up paying for everything, one way or the other.

Posted by: shibumi who is awash in existential dread at May 20, 2015 01:52 PM (uIyMM)

133 Did the mattress receive a diploma, too?

Really. What's she gonna do now? Take it to job interviews?

Posted by: tu3031 at May 20, 2015 01:52 PM (YFFpo)

134 "Really. What's she gonna do now? Take it to job interviews?"



It wouldn't surprise me. Seriously.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 20, 2015 01:53 PM (LA7Cm)

135 133
Did the mattress receive a diploma, too?

Really. What's she gonna do now? Take it to job interviews?

With or without the mattress Who would hire Her... You know She's gonna be calling sexual Harassment anywhere She goes.... Bad news...

Posted by: hello it's Me Donna... again at May 20, 2015 01:54 PM (Bn6aD)

136 131
That mattress ditz is going to be unpleasantly surprised once out in the real world.
xx

Doubtful. She'll get a university job in "wymens studies" or a job in government involving "diversity." She'll never even come close to the real world.

Posted by: shibumi who is awash in existential dread at May 20, 2015 01:54 PM (uIyMM)

137 Really. What's she gonna do now? Take it to job interviews?


Posted by: tu3031 at May 20, 2015 01:52 PM (YFFpo)


IIRC her degree is in art, so yes probably, except for not getting any job interviews because useless degree.
(SHUT UP BANNION)

Posted by: tsrblke (Tablet) at May 20, 2015 01:54 PM (U8W/7)

138 100
Sing it with me :If loving you anally is wrongI don't want to be right.

Posted by: Reggie Love at May 20, 2015 01:45 PM (NPgvx)

If you love it in the butt clap your hands!If you love it in the butt clap your hands!If you love it in the butt, then your face will surely show it! If you love it in the butt clap your hands!

Posted by: flounder at May 20, 2015 01:54 PM (ecDRv)

139 "Pointing a firearm is not kind"

Umm, don't they have marksmanship days where they learn to shoot with BB guns and teach archery? This is complete and utter bullshit. Water guns aren't firearms.

Posted by: no good deed at May 20, 2015 01:54 PM (GgxVX)

140 That mattress ditz is going to be unpleasantly surprised once out in the real world.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 20, 2015 01:51 PM (OsWis)


I keep hearing that the real world is a cruel world but these people keep propagating and they're getting crazier and crazier.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 20, 2015 01:54 PM (W5DcG)

141 "Pointing a firearm is not kind"

Ummm, it's not a firearm.

Words don't mean a damn thing anymore.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 20, 2015 01:50 PM (fWAjv)


Scouts are *also* supposed to be "Brave." What part of "your icky water gun scares me" is brave?

I...
I just can't even.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Quietly Seething at May 20, 2015 01:55 PM (kff5f)

142 >>Really. What's she gonna do now? Take it to job interviews?

I wouldn't be surprised if she's got a movie deal and/or some sort of campus rape activist job at some Proggie group like Center for American Progress or Planned Parenthood.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2015 01:55 PM (SDbnA)

143 Just ban the BSA and make 'em all become Wilderness Girls.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 20, 2015 01:48 PM (LA7Cm)


Dont' you mean pawnee rangers?

https://youtu.be/sfuq4JNmfAs?t=16s

Posted by: Lea at May 20, 2015 01:55 PM (lIU4e)

144 I thought this blog was about the truth!?!?

Mattress Girl has never been accused of being pretty.

Posted by: SGTYork at May 20, 2015 01:55 PM (/yNLK)

145 Sooooooo, I was right to pull the lanyard? or to blow my brains out?

Posted by: zombie Edmund Ruffin at May 20, 2015 01:45 PM (Spluw)

Fair enough. I fired the first shot in this thread.
I'm not a well researched historian, and won't be drawn into details.

I'ts 2015. Time to see that war through the prism of overarching government. What they took from it was the concept of "they".
We the people, and the several states, no longer matter.

"They" set the agenda.
That is my humble .02 worth regarding the previous burning times.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 20, 2015 01:55 PM (XmOA9)

146 Water guns aren't firearms.

Fill 'em up with firewater.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 20, 2015 01:55 PM (W5DcG)

147 I never opened the door to the SJW asswipe census taker. If they really need to talk to you they will send a SWAT team with a battering ram. Anything less and I will treat them like those little faggot mormon heretics on ten speeds who like to chat me up every few years.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 20, 2015 01:55 PM (nDPoN)

148 Here's a great photo that Ace missed too featuring the mattress whore.

http://tinyurl.com/lptuoa3

Posted by: Draki at May 20, 2015 01:55 PM (0eidE)

149 Mattress girl will never work in the real world.

She'll end up working in government, non-profit, journalism, or academia.

She'll never have to ditch the SJW attitude.

Posted by: Iasonas at May 20, 2015 01:55 PM (d33iO)

150 Go over to GotNews for some bios on the other "women" that supported the mattress lunatic.


Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at May 20, 2015 01:56 PM (TV9BR)

151 Rolling Stone told me they liked publishing fictional rapes but now finds them reprehensible. Traitors.

http://rol.st/1HhJQVi

Posted by: Sabrina Rubin Erdely at May 20, 2015 01:56 PM (LISuA)

152 135 133
Did the mattress receive a diploma, too?

Really. What's she gonna do now? Take it to job interviews?

With or without the mattress Who would hire Her... You know She's gonna be calling sexual Harassment anywhere She goes.... Bad news...


You are all so naive. Leftist organizations are almost certainly fighting with each other to get her on staff. She is a celebrity.

She be ushered through the PhD program in 2 or 3 years, then get a professorship. Guaranteed.

There is an entire ecosystem of leftist "jobs." (Paid for by grants from taxpayers and from Soros-types as well.) Sad, but true.

Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2015 01:56 PM (jBuUi)

153 Those Brownies are teh hot.

Posted by: Roman Polanski at May 20, 2015 01:56 PM (nDPoN)

154 With nearly 15% of the American population literally owned by other Americans, the Constitution was a sick joke on mankind until 1865.

Posted by: LincolnTf at May 20, 2015 01:57 PM (2cS/G)

155 Umm, don't they have marksmanship days where they learn to shoot with BB guns and teach archery? This is complete and utter bullshit. Water guns aren't firearms.

No, we had real shotguns and rifles at scout camp in my day and so did my son

Posted by: wrg500 at May 20, 2015 01:57 PM (S+el1)

156 And then lower ranking progressives learn that they need to get paid up front.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Buy A Malediction, Get an Imaginary Insult Half Off! at May 20, 2015 01:57 PM (hLRSq)

157 Bed head-case.

Posted by: future poster suggestion at May 20, 2015 01:57 PM (dkfG0)

158 I would like to apologize for my part in the Civil War rehash mess that I was responsible for below.

Slavery is and was a horrific nightmare. If you knew me you would know that I am especially sensitive to it.

I will never argue against that.

Posted by: some random meathead at May 20, 2015 01:57 PM (NUCTk)

159 I gave you Quaaludes,
I held your cock,
We spoke in diphthongs.

Posted by: Teddy and the Frat Girls at May 20, 2015 01:57 PM (fMQoG)

160 >>Water guns aren't firearms.


The lil' chavs in "Attack the Block" beg to differ.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2015 01:57 PM (SDbnA)

161 One of my favorite childhood memories is when we had a class field trip to a working ranch ( why we did this when half the students lived on a working ranch is another question. )

Anyway at the end of the day they let us have a gigantic at watergun fight. Best day ever. But maybe not "nice".

Posted by: Lauren at May 20, 2015 01:57 PM (A6xmT)

162 And the highest paid 'protestor' on the list is a white guy. Jeff Ordower of MORE.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 20, 2015 01:57 PM (fWAjv)

163
With or without the mattress Who would hire Her... You know She's
gonna be calling sexual Harassment anywhere She goes.... Bad news...

I guess I should have specified reputable businesses....

Posted by: hello it's Me Donna... again at May 20, 2015 01:58 PM (Bn6aD)

164 Oh, we laugh and we know (KNOW) her to be a stupid skank. But when she graduates a number of things could happen in her favor;

*book deal
*paid by a fake bullshit artist like Soros you know, become a community organizer
*Free grad school from some dipshit college
*hired with huge salary from some non profit women's group

These assholes seem to make out pretty well.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 20, 2015 01:58 PM (A98Xu)

165 Why does everyone think she'll never get a job???

Posted by: 1-800-Mattress at May 20, 2015 01:58 PM (dkfG0)

166 I would like to apologize for my part in the Civil War rehash mess that I was responsible for below.

Posted by: some random meathead

Don't fret; after all, I started it.

Posted by: zombie Edmund Ruffin at May 20, 2015 01:59 PM (Spluw)

167
Phd in art? Maybe art history or restoration or something but performance art???

Posted by: Bruce But Not Jenner at May 20, 2015 01:59 PM (iQIUe)

168 I will repeat the question I asked earlier re mattress girl...

What if a Vet had wanted to carry an American Flag during commencement.... would HE have been allowed?

Posted by: BB Wolf at May 20, 2015 01:59 PM (qh617)

169 >>And the highest paid 'protestor' on the list is a white guy. Jeff Ordower of MORE.

Communism knows no color.
OK, maybe red...

Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2015 01:59 PM (SDbnA)

170 Having sex on an actual mattress is so June Cleaver.
Posted by: Boss Moss



Just don't be to hard on the Beaver.

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 20, 2015 01:59 PM (CzoUo)

171 149 Mattress girl will never work in the real world.

She'll end up working in government, non-profit, journalism, or academia.

She'll never have to ditch the SJW attitude.
Posted by: Iasonas


True, BUT...

In Academia, she'll get a professorship at $185,000/year.

As a nonprofit, she'll get $100,000 as a "director."

In the media, she'll get lord knows how much as a celebutante.

In government, she'll get $135,000 as Undersecretary of Women's Health.

The jobs in the "not real world" are often higher paying than real jobs.

Deal.

Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2015 01:59 PM (jBuUi)

172 Well the Mattress girl could have a future as a Senator or Congress Person..

Posted by: Willie at May 20, 2015 01:59 PM (/WmRg)

173 She'll have an ad up on Backpage soon enough. Hoes gotta hoe.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 20, 2015 02:00 PM (nDPoN)

174 You mean SHARPSBURG, bitch!!
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at May 20, 2015 01:47 PM (fwARV)

No, I meant Gettysburg, bastard!

Posted by: Drill_Thrawl at May 20, 2015 02:00 PM (JOG+K)

175 Two protests for the price of one. Some Columbia economics major got an "A" for that senior project.

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 20, 2015 02:01 PM (+jijM)

176
Communism knows no color.
OK, maybe red...

Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2015 01:59 PM (SDbnA)

True.

But I bet it makes the #BlackLivesMatter crowd a bit pissed. Lemme go make sure they know.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 20, 2015 02:01 PM (fWAjv)

177 Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2015 01:56 PM (jBuUi)

Well... there is an opening for SpokesFemale at the State Dept...

Posted by: To Harf.... at May 20, 2015 02:01 PM (qh617)

178 No, we had real shotguns and rifles at scout camp in my day and so did my son



.22lr.

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 20, 2015 02:01 PM (CzoUo)

179 What ever happened to Sandras Fluke?

Posted by: Willie at May 20, 2015 02:01 PM (/WmRg)

180 #GreenBacksMatter

Posted by: LincolnTf at May 20, 2015 02:01 PM (2cS/G)

181 So what do You all think about the Bin laden document drop? Interesting "timing."

Posted by: hello it's Me Donna... again at May 20, 2015 02:01 PM (Bn6aD)

182 Speaking of liars, The JEF NOW SAYS its been 800000 years since CO2 levels have been this high. What the fuck does this guy smoke?

Posted by: torabora at May 20, 2015 02:02 PM (VbqpE)

183 I like to play squirting games with little boys.

Posted by: Harry Reid, Accused Pederast at May 20, 2015 02:02 PM (TV9BR)

184 No, we had real shotguns and rifles at scout camp in my day and so did my son

Got it. My son was only in Cub Scouts.

Posted by: no good deed at May 20, 2015 02:02 PM (GgxVX)

185 Ear Leader is trying to sabotage Hillary. If she wins he could do time.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 20, 2015 02:03 PM (nDPoN)

186 If she brings the mattress, that's not rape.

You can't rape someone who has the home field advantage.

Posted by: Garrett at May 20, 2015 02:03 PM (GSTJs)

187 The JEF NOW SAYS its been 800000 years since CO2 levels have been this high.

And this is measured how?

Posted by: Lea at May 20, 2015 02:03 PM (lIU4e)

188 "What's the point? The DOJ supports the rioters, so even if they got F.
Lee Baily, it doesn't matter. NO ONE will be held responsible EVER, and
"we the people" will end up paying for everything, one way or the other."

This just shows that the country is finished. Kaput. Over. And all because of the Democrat Party. They did this.

Posted by: LGoPs at May 20, 2015 02:03 PM (Y3pji)

189 Mattress Girl has never been accused of being pretty

Taking it up the butt adds 2 to 3 points on the 10 point scale.
So this 5 is now a 7 or 8. A little pretty.

Posted by: wooga at May 20, 2015 02:03 PM (nrca1)

190 That mattress should be a trigger word to a horny metrosexual/dyke.

Posted by: torabora at May 20, 2015 02:03 PM (VbqpE)

191 I love Ted Cruz. That man has the grit to rub the MFM's nose in their own shit, and make them pretend to like it.


All in for Ted, baby!!!

Posted by: maddogg at May 20, 2015 02:04 PM (xWW96)

192 181 So what do You all think about the Bin laden document drop? Interesting "timing."


Posted by: hello it's Me Donna... again at May 20, 2015 02:01 PM (Bn6aD)

Quick.... we need to change the subject.... what have we got on the docket...

Don't want people to realize that a Fed Judge is about to order us to do what we want anyway, and let all the underage illegals AND THEIR MOMS loose...

Posted by: Eye on the... look... a baby wolf... at May 20, 2015 02:04 PM (qh617)

193 Mattress girl will never work in the real world.She'll end up working in government, non-profit, journalism, or academia.She'll never have to ditch the SJW attitude.
Posted by: Iasonas at May 20, 2015 01:55 PM (d33iO)


---------------------------------------


You're right. The DNC will pick her up as an attraction at the next prez convention. She'll give a speech (with mattress, of course) and will then be offered a permanent campaign advisor's roll and start making six figures a year.

Posted by: Soona at May 20, 2015 02:04 PM (/HX7u)

194 Isn't carrying a mattress around kind of asking for it?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 20, 2015 02:04 PM (nDPoN)

195 Part of the protests in Ferguson were demands that the businesses they burned down be rebuilt.

Posted by: Hank at May 20, 2015 02:04 PM (mb+j8)

196 The Left is manufacturing the conditions it wants.


Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 20, 2015 02:04 PM (oVJmc)

197 First time I ever shot a rifle was at a week-long 4-H Camp. Paid an extra twenty bucks or so and got to go to the range for instruction and shooting time every day before lunch. Probably shot 500 rounds that week, when I was 11. Didn't fire a weapon again until Basic Training.

Posted by: LincolnTf at May 20, 2015 02:04 PM (2cS/G)

198 Water guns aren't firearms.

Fill 'em up with firewater.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 20, 2015 01:55 PM


Cut. Jib. Newsletter.

Posted by: Elizabeth "Chief Spreading Bull" Warren at May 20, 2015 02:04 PM (h4vJk)

199 190 That mattress should be a trigger word to a horny metrosexual/dyke.
Posted by: torabora at May 20, 2015 02:03 PM (VbqpE)

-------

Absolutely, how has this not triggered real rape victims?

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 20, 2015 02:04 PM (A98Xu)

200 CEO: So, have you found a new director of public relations yet?

HR Guy: Not yet, but I've narrowed it down to two candidates. One is fresh out of Columbia. The thing is, she carries around a mattress with her wherever she goes. We may be able to work around that. The other is a guy - state school, OK grades - but he walks around with marionettes that portray GoodFellas characters. During the interview, my secretary asked if she could bring us coffee. The guy picked up two dolls and said "Come on, let's go, make that coffee to go." Great Joe Pesci impersonation. The Carbone puppet is fluent in Italian, too, so he's got that going for him. ...

Posted by: FireHorse at May 20, 2015 02:04 PM (fgb4J)

201 Advice to diesels...run away from mattress gurl.

Posted by: torabora at May 20, 2015 02:05 PM (VbqpE)

202 Taking it up the butt adds 2 to 3 points on the 10 point scale.
So this 5 is now a 7 or 8. A little pretty.

So she looks better from behind. Good to know.

Posted by: wrg500 at May 20, 2015 02:05 PM (S+el1)

203 Let's settle this at Appomatox court house.
Posted by: zombie Edmund Ruffin at May 20, 2015 01:49 PM (Spluw)

Heh, I was down there about 20 years ago doing the whole court house, Lee's Retreat thingy. I asked why did they call it Lee's Retreat and not Grant's Advance.

Barely got out alive.

Posted by: Drill_Thrawl at May 20, 2015 02:05 PM (JOG+K)

204 Bin Laden document drop?

Posted by: River Guide at May 20, 2015 02:05 PM (RJMhd)

205 That girl has serious fucking issues.

Posted by: Linus, carrying his blankie at May 20, 2015 02:05 PM (dkfG0)

206 Isn't carrying a mattress around kind of asking for it?
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 20, 2015 02:04 PM (nDPoN)

Sure as hell hope not.

Posted by: Bob, the mattress delivery guy at May 20, 2015 02:06 PM (S08gh)

207 If she likes it that way maybe she should carry a sink?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 20, 2015 02:06 PM (nDPoN)

208 And hey.,... we fined a few banks 5 Billion... for manipulating the currency market and making 100s of billions...

And no one will go to jail....

But... look... Osama!!!

Posted by: Eye on the... look... a baby wolf... at May 20, 2015 02:06 PM (qh617)

209 I have a family member at Columbia. She's full of shit. But you know she's a media darling.

http://nypost.com/2015/04/24/accused-columbia-rapist-sues-school-for-bias-toward-alleged-victim/

Posted by: Marcus T at May 20, 2015 02:06 PM (oT0jk)

210 And this is measured how?

You aren't supposed to ask that.

Posted by: tu3031 at May 20, 2015 02:06 PM (YFFpo)

211 After Mattress Gurl speaks at the DNC she'll make an unsuccessful run for a seat in the state legislature

Posted by: Hank at May 20, 2015 02:06 PM (mb+j8)

212 Of course carrying a mattress around makes scratching that itch a bit more comfortable.

Posted by: torabora at May 20, 2015 02:06 PM (VbqpE)

213 Isn't carrying a mattress around kind of asking for it?

A party where ever she goes

Posted by: wrg500 at May 20, 2015 02:07 PM (S+el1)

214 I like mattress gurl.

Posted by: Bed Bug at May 20, 2015 02:07 PM (VbqpE)

215 Love me a Brown-Eye Girl.

Posted by: Van Morrison at May 20, 2015 02:07 PM (GSTJs)

216 I wish I could meet Emma Sulkingwitch, so I could tell her exactly what I think of pampered snowflakes who make false rape accusations.

She wouldn't like it very much.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at May 20, 2015 02:07 PM (4df7R)

217 No, we had real shotguns and rifles at scout camp in my day and so did my son

Posted by: wrg500 at May 20, 2015 01:57 PM (S+el1)


Boy Scouts have merit badges for Rifles (normally qualify w/ .22lr), Shotguns (normally qualify w/ 12 or 20 gauge), and Archery.

Cub Scouts have awards for BB Guns and Archery.

And, yes, I actually view this as the first step in getting rid of all of those awards. Because violence or some shit.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Quietly Seething at May 20, 2015 02:07 PM (kff5f)

218 Never saw a mattress I didn't like.

Posted by: Lice at May 20, 2015 02:07 PM (VbqpE)

219 My kiddos haven't been around firearms. I may have to remedy this oversight during the summer. We just don't live where they have the freedom to do the things we did as kids.

Posted by: no good deed at May 20, 2015 02:08 PM (GgxVX)

220 I like the cut of this woman's sheets.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at May 20, 2015 02:08 PM (TV9BR)

221 If only she were a little younger.

Posted by: Roman Polanski at May 20, 2015 02:08 PM (nDPoN)

222 165
Why does everyone think she'll never get a job???


Posted by: 1-800-Mattress at May 20, 2015 01:58 PM (dkfG0)
inorite


Posted by: Vivid, Anal Dept. Recruiting at May 20, 2015 02:08 PM (ecDRv)

223
I have no doubt she has a job lined up at the Clinton United National Tyrants Foundation.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 20, 2015 02:08 PM (ODxAs)

224 Where's that mattress?

Posted by: Cum Stain at May 20, 2015 02:08 PM (VbqpE)

225 I shot bolt-action rifles in the Boy Scouts. Very educational experience.

I also got to learn Archery and the proper handling of pocket knives.

What a country we've become.

Posted by: Iasonas at May 20, 2015 02:08 PM (d33iO)

226 Bin Laden document drop?

Yeah. General fear of drones and grape jelly.

(Knowledge of Ron White comedy necessary for full effect.)

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 20, 2015 02:09 PM (659DL)

227 I also got to learn Archery and the proper handling of pocket knives.

What a country we've become.

The wussification of America..

Posted by: hello it's Me Donna... again at May 20, 2015 02:09 PM (Bn6aD)

228 Along with her mattress she should put on one of those belt mounted change machines.

Posted by: maddogg at May 20, 2015 02:09 PM (xWW96)

229 In the pictures of the graduation ALL of the girls are SMILING like they just heard the funniest joke in the world!

I thought rape was all 'SERIOUS Issue' and 'NO Laughing Matter'??

Then , to avoid getting sued, Precious Snow-mattress calls her stunt 'ART'!

WASF

Posted by: some random meathead at May 20, 2015 02:09 PM (NUCTk)

230 She carries a mattress around? Where is she?

Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 20, 2015 02:09 PM (VbqpE)

231 If I were a continuing or incoming Columbia student, I'd be pissed that my tuition is going to have to pay for a new mattress to replace the one that bitch stole.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at May 20, 2015 02:09 PM (4df7R)

232 Never mind found it.

Jezzuz Bin Laden was reading Noam Chomsky.

Posted by: River Guide at May 20, 2015 02:09 PM (RJMhd)

233 That poor guy that dicked her.


All of those "You don't f@ck crazy" jokes must be wearing pretty thin by now.


Dude should publicly offer both of them to take lie detector tests on Maury or Steve Wilkos. In the new America, if she turns down the lie detector tests, everyone knows she's full of crap.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at May 20, 2015 02:10 PM (AC0lD)

234 " Clinton United National Tyrants "


Man, if there was only a funny pun, joke, or, something we could do with this.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 20, 2015 02:10 PM (LA7Cm)

235 Senator Gillibrand will make sure crazy Emma is taken care of in a nice posh job.

Posted by: DangerGirl at May 20, 2015 02:10 PM (kca06)

236 >>>Boy Scouts have merit badges for Rifles (normally qualify w/ .22lr), Shotguns (normally qualify w/ 12 or 20 gauge), and Archery.



Cub Scouts have awards for BB Guns and Archery.



And, yes, I actually view this as the first step in getting rid of all of those awards. Because violence or some shit.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Quietly Seething at May 20, 2015 02:07 PM (kff5f)<<<

Also out... the PopTart eating badge.

Posted by: the Boy Scouts at May 20, 2015 02:10 PM (dkfG0)

237 I wish I could meet Emma Sulkingwitch, so I could tell her exactly what I think of pampered snowflakes who make false rape accusations.

She wouldn't like it very much.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at May 20, 2015 02:07 PM


And you know the rule. Pics Video or it didn't happen.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 20, 2015 02:10 PM (h4vJk)

238 White liberals, oppressing the black man, having him protest and then refusing to pay him.

I forget what they used to call that.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Buy A Malediction, Get an Imaginary Insult Half Off! at May 20, 2015 02:10 PM (hLRSq)

239 She's got issues. https://youtu.be/kenF3_77774

Posted by: dogfish at May 20, 2015 02:11 PM (jWtyG)

240 >>>Isn't carrying a mattress around kind of asking for it?
<<<

She'd probably get more action if she kept her proctologist on retainer.

Posted by: Fritz, partnering with Captain Obvious at May 20, 2015 02:11 PM (ty633)

241 an ACORN organization which had received funding through George Soros to fund the protests.
___________________________

Soros, my ass. Smart money says these thugs were being funded by juicy government grants, courtesy of the corrupt Obama administration.

Your tax dollars at work.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 20, 2015 02:11 PM (lmdHn)

242 First time I ever shot a rifle was at a week-long 4-H Camp. Paid an extra twenty bucks or so and got to go to the range for instruction and shooting time every day before lunch. Probably shot 500 rounds that week, when I was 11. Didn't fire a weapon again until Basic Training.
Posted by: LincolnTf at May 20, 2015 02:04 PM (2cS/G)


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It was 4-H that sponsored once-a-month after-school rifle practice when I was a kid. For that day all the boys would bring their rifles to school so that we wouldn't have to go back home and get them. We would stack them in the coat room.

Posted by: Soona at May 20, 2015 02:11 PM (/HX7u)

243 I'd hit it. From behind.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 20, 2015 02:11 PM (nDPoN)

244 It's not just the wussification of America, the agenda is greater than that.

Third World status here we come.

Posted by: Iasonas at May 20, 2015 02:12 PM (d33iO)

245 Wherever there is a boot stomping on a person's face, there is also some
asshole there to explain that the victim also has free healthcare.

Posted by: Yes means Maybe at May 20, 2015 02:12 PM (7wyDO)

246 The girl scouts have a merit badge for cunnilingus these days.

Posted by: maddogg at May 20, 2015 02:12 PM (xWW96)

247 Circa

Shit don't know enough to get the full effect.

Grape jelly would that be with or without the peanut butter?

Posted by: River Guide at May 20, 2015 02:12 PM (RJMhd)

248 That poster is stupid. She isn't at all pretty.
____________________

Yep, more like "Big, Nasty Liar."

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 20, 2015 02:13 PM (lmdHn)

249 Senator Gillibrand will make sure crazy Emma is taken care of in a nice posh job.

Posted by: DangerGirl at May 20, 2015 02:10 PM
________

I was thinking reality show on TLC but I think you nailed it, DangerGirl.

Posted by: FireHorse at May 20, 2015 02:13 PM (fgb4J)

250
"I have a family member at Columbia. She's full of shit. But you know she's a media darling."


Apparently, it got pushed up pretty far.

Posted by: Benji Carver at May 20, 2015 02:13 PM (OD2ni)

251 BRB. Gonna protest, loot some beer, and pick up my paycheck.

Posted by: some underemplployed yoot at May 20, 2015 02:13 PM (+jijM)

252 She looks more Asian then Pollock.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 20, 2015 02:13 PM (nDPoN)

253 Emma is a media darling. and many people are overly impressed by anyone in the spotlight. However, she was a Visual Arts Major. It will be challenge for her to get a job as it is for anyone in the arts, even despite her notoriety, and if she wants to teach the upcoming SJW she'll have to get a PhD just like anyone else. So, yes, she might be invited around to talk about her trauma but if all she has to offer is a mattress it might not get her as far as she'd like. I expect that even the person who posted the "Dirty Little Liar" is probably a SJW in other aspects and he wouldn't be hiring her.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2015 02:13 PM (1sJza)

254 The girl scouts have a merit badge for cunnilingus these days.

Posted by: maddogg at May 20, 2015 02:12 PM (xWW96)


Pretty soon they're going to have one for *getting* a BJ.





Gawd dammit, I want my culture back.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Quietly Seething at May 20, 2015 02:13 PM (kff5f)

255 Love me a Brown-Eye Girl.
Posted by: Van Morrison at May 20, 2015 02:07 PM (GSTJs)

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*** furiously shakes Diet Dr Pepper off of laptop

Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2015 02:13 PM (8XRCm)

256 The girl scouts have a merit badge for cunnilingus these days.
Posted by: maddogg at May 20, 2015 02:12 PM


The ones lucky enough to have a tranny troop member have a shot at the fellatio badge as well.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 20, 2015 02:14 PM (h4vJk)

257 I'd love for Judicial watch or someone similar to get FOIA records from the DoJ "community outreach team" records for Missouri and Maryland. Recall how they sent DoJ people to Florida to organize and pay for Trayvon was murdered by Zimmerman protests.
I'll bet the DoJ is hip deep in coordination with Soros groups.

Posted by: Daybrother at May 20, 2015 02:14 PM (ts5eA)

258 And you know the rule. Pics Video or it didn't happen.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 20, 2015 02:10 PM (h4vJk)


Oh, there'd be video all right. So she couldn't pull her smartass, bullshit tactics on ME and blame ME of assaulting her or some such shit. Oh no. I'd be very clear and very plain in my language, but I wouldn't lay a hand on her.* I'd just tear her sniveling little soul apart until there was nothing left but an empty vessel into which I could pour some sense of decency, humility, and fcuking shame.

I really, REALLY despise rape hoaxers.

* Anyway, why would I want to risk getting her scabies?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at May 20, 2015 02:14 PM (4df7R)

259 Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 20, 2015 02:10 PM <<<<<<<<

I was hoping for a ISWYDT.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 20, 2015 02:14 PM (ODxAs)

260
She walks around with a mattress?


She must work out.

Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2015 02:14 PM (ykfyK)

261 So, are these paid hacks, oops, I mean protesters, declaring this money as income at tax time. Since they're in favor of welfare and every other gubmint giveaway program, I'm sure they want to pay their share toward all those po' folks' EBT cards.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 20, 2015 02:15 PM (UI0Cn)

262 I love a story with a happy ending.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 20, 2015 02:15 PM (nDPoN)

263 I'd just tear her sniveling little soul apart until there was nothing left but an empty vessel into which I could pour some sense of decency, humility, and fcuking shame.

Bunk!

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Quietly Seething at May 20, 2015 02:15 PM (kff5f)

264 "I was hoping for a ISWYDT."


It was a de facto ISWYDT.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 20, 2015 02:15 PM (LA7Cm)

265 I'd just tear her sniveling little soul apart until there was nothing left but an empty vessel into which I could pour some sense of decency, humility, and fcuking shame.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at May 20, 2015 02:14 PM


Bunk....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 20, 2015 02:16 PM (h4vJk)

266
I really, REALLY despise rape hoaxers.

It makes for better cover when their side does it.

Posted by: some random meathead at May 20, 2015 02:16 PM (NUCTk)

267 That poster is stupid. She isn't at all pretty.

I know this is probably a joke, but in case anyone isn't up on awesomely cracked out tv shows about teen girls and the adult men who constantly date them...pretty little liars is a tv show. So this is a riff on that.

Posted by: Lea at May 20, 2015 02:16 PM (lIU4e)

268 Damn it, Allen G.!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 20, 2015 02:16 PM (h4vJk)

269 Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 20, 2015 02:16 PM (h4vJk)

They could have both for all I know. Twofer.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Quietly Seething at May 20, 2015 02:17 PM (kff5f)

270 Are they sure it was the same mattress at the convocation? Did it still have her teethmarks?

Posted by: Are they sure it was the same mattress at the convention? Did it still have her teethmarks? at May 20, 2015 02:17 PM (+jijM)

271 55 43 Ferguson is resurfacing the street and putting a plaque as a memorial for the gentle giant.
SMDH.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 20, 2015 01:35 PM (fWAjv)
WTF? All I got was a commemorative roll of Bounty.
Posted by: Rachel Corrie at May 20, 2015 01:37 PM (ecDRv)

Damn straight. And paving over you would be a lot easier since you're already flat.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 20, 2015 02:17 PM (UI0Cn)

272
Bunk



I try. *curtsey*


I was kind of tearing into her "I'm going to prance across stage with my fcuking mattress" ploy on Twitter the other day. It was fun!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at May 20, 2015 02:18 PM (4df7R)

273 Missourians Organizing For Obama (MOFO).

Posted by: Edgar Allan Schmoe at May 20, 2015 02:18 PM (ervJW)

274 Damn it. BBC also reports Bin Laden was reading a suicide prevention guide obviously that was for himself and not his homies.

Posted by: River Guide at May 20, 2015 02:18 PM (RJMhd)

275 49 It seems Jay-Z and his Beeyotchee were providing bail money anonymously for protestors as well. Money well spent.
_______________________

The sooner those two racists are separated from their money, the better. So I hope they keep pissing their money away on "causes" like Ferguson looters.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 20, 2015 02:18 PM (lmdHn)

276 Bunk


I try. *curtsey*


I was kind of tearing into her "I'm going to prance across stage with my fcuking mattress" ploy on Twitter the other day. It was fun!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at May 20, 2015 02:18 PM


*pushes lemon squares into USB*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 20, 2015 02:18 PM (h4vJk)

277 273 Missourians Organizing For Obama (MOFO).
Posted by: Edgar Allan Schmoe at May 20, 2015 02:18 PM (ervJW)


Bwahahahahahahaha!

Posted by: Drill_Thrawl at May 20, 2015 02:19 PM (JOG+K)

278 Can I walk around with a cold fish to protest the reverse rape of marriage?

Posted by: Olfactory Arts Major at May 20, 2015 02:19 PM (yxw0r)

279
It was Sansa's mattress.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 20, 2015 02:19 PM (ODxAs)

280 Jay-Z has more money than God thanks to his music career and his sports agency now. Who knew he had the business acumen to found a sports agency. Just goes to show all you need is a big name and the cash comes rolling in.

Posted by: Iasonas at May 20, 2015 02:20 PM (d33iO)

281 It seems Jay-Z and his Beeyotchee were providing bail money anonymously for protestors as well. Money well spent.


I wonder what some of these protesters' parents thought of that. Many's the parent whose said, "Let the kid rot in jail overnight. I'm not bailing his/her sorry ass out until s/he's learned a damn lesson!"


Then along comes Jay-Z, swanning into personal family business like he's a fcuking hero.


My parents would have been PISSED PISSED PISSED.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at May 20, 2015 02:20 PM (4df7R)

282
It was Sansa's mattress.


Hoor.

Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2015 02:20 PM (ykfyK)

283
It was 4-H that sponsored once-a-month after-school rifle practice when I was a kid. For that day all the boys would bring their rifles to school so that we wouldn't have to go back home and get them. We would stack them in the coat room.

Posted by: Soona at May 20, 2015 02:11 PM (/HX7u)


I remember in high school it seemed like ever other car/truck in the student parking lot had a shotgun or rifle in the back window. Nobody ever got shot.

Posted by: wrg500 at May 20, 2015 02:20 PM (S+el1)

284 Munchausen's Syndrome.

If she's a victim, she gets attention.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 20, 2015 02:20 PM (oVJmc)

285 MWR, if mattress girl pisses you off than I suggest you don't look at this....

http://goo.gl/yICLEu

Posted by: maddogg at May 20, 2015 02:21 PM (xWW96)

286 Mattress Girl will be fine.

Personal anecdote: I used to walk around with a China cabinet. At first it was a burden because it was full, but then one day I leaned it over so I could get into a car. One of the cabinet doors popped open and some of the China escaped. It was Tibet. I thought this was a disaster, but a guy with a "Free Tibet" sticker on his car saw the whole thing and took a liking to me right away. Anyway, he knew a guy who knew a guy, and I landed a good job soon after.

Posted by: FireHorse at May 20, 2015 02:21 PM (fgb4J)

287 My parents would have been PISSED PISSED PISSED.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at May 20, 2015 02:20 PM (4df7R)


You also don't riot over contrived "injustices."

Causation, or just correlation?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Quietly Seething at May 20, 2015 02:21 PM (kff5f)

288
Why do they say the Sansa scene was gratuitous?

Ramsey is a sadist. Sensa was forced to marry him. What did they think was going to happen? They didnt show it - just heard her crying and the other guy crying.

Posted by: Bruce But Not Jenner at May 20, 2015 02:21 PM (iQIUe)

289 Previous article about Soros-funded groups paying to bus 'protesters' into Ferguson and Baltimore.

That girl with the mattress is plainly insane. I mean she's in deep need of clinical help, I feel sorry for her. What a messed up fool. Even if she actually had been raped... carrying around a mattress? Seriously?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 20, 2015 02:22 PM (39g3+)

290 The sidebar is on fire today.

Ted Cruz getting uppity with journos.

Rand Paul filibustering Patriot Act.

Posted by: flounder at May 20, 2015 02:22 PM (ecDRv)

291 "I was kind of tearing into her "I'm going to prance across stage with my fcuking mattress" ploy on Twitter the other day. It was fun! "


An accurate description of that piece of furniture.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Buy A Malediction, Get an Imaginary Insult Half Off! at May 20, 2015 02:22 PM (hLRSq)

292 Hey four eyes.

Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2015 02:23 PM (ykfyK)

293 Free Tibet with purchase of an equal or greater value Tibet.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 20, 2015 02:23 PM (nDPoN)

294 Posted by: FireHorse at May 20, 2015 02:21 PM (fgb4J)

So now you're a Tranny Hooker?

Oh, you said Tibet! Not Thailand.
My bad.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Quietly Seething at May 20, 2015 02:23 PM (kff5f)

295 278 Can I walk around with a cold fish to protest the reverse rape of marriage?


Posted by: Olfactory Arts Major at May 20, 2015 02:19 PM (yxw0r)

So your wife became a virgin after marriage also?

Posted by: wrg500 at May 20, 2015 02:23 PM (S+el1)

296 Jay-Z has more money than God thanks to his music career and his sports agency now. Who knew he had the business acumen to found a sports agency. Just goes to show all you need is a big name and the cash comes rolling in.
__________________

Yes, he's quite the role model. Even Obama wants his daughters to be like Jay-Z -- a man who learned everything he knows about business dealing crack in the 'hood, by his own admission.

An inspirational and aspirational story, if ever there was one! Mamas, please let your babies grow up to be crack dealers . . . .

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 20, 2015 02:24 PM (lmdHn)

297 pretty little liars is a tv show. So this is a riff on that.

Posted by: Lea at May 20, 2015 02:16 PM (lIU4e)

I've seen parts of the show simply because Shea Mitchell is so beautiful and part asian and that always stops me from channel flipping. That Lucy Hale if very attractive too.
Shea's 26 I think.
Of course, watching a television show just because there are beautiful women on it makes me some sort of inhuman monster in the west. I forget who I'm oppressing by stopping to admire pretty young women.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at May 20, 2015 02:24 PM (AC0lD)

298 There is apparently some HUGE DEA prescription drug raid thing going on right now in the south. I read Arkansas, Alabama maybe some other states. Operation Pillution, apparently.

So, get ready for it to be even more difficult than it already is to get your doctor to prescribe pain meds if you need them or look shifty.

Posted by: Lea at May 20, 2015 02:24 PM (lIU4e)

299 I mean she's in deep need of clinical help

Talk to her parents. They're like big time Manhattan shrinks.
And they're backing her all the way...

Posted by: tu3031 at May 20, 2015 02:25 PM (YFFpo)

300 That girl with the mattress is plainly insane. I
mean she's in deep need of clinical help, I feel sorry for her. What a
messed up fool.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 20, 2015 02:22 PM (39g3+)


Mom and dad are both both shrinks, which speaks volumes about the efficacy of psychiatry.

Posted by: Just some guy at May 20, 2015 02:25 PM (yxw0r)

301 Even if she actually had been raped... carrying around a mattress? Seriously?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 20, 2015 02:22 PM (39g3+)
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It's art! That is the reason she now gives to her behavior. But you are right. Even if wronged it is often in ones' best interest to let it go. However, too many people are enabling her and it isnt helping her one bit.

Posted by: Bruce But Not Jenner at May 20, 2015 02:25 PM (iQIUe)

302 In a way these rap stars are sort of admirable; they're about the last free wheeling entrepreneurial capitalists left. But at the same time its annoying to see someone so talent-free and idiotic achieve so much.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 20, 2015 02:25 PM (39g3+)

303 City and county should cancel welfare payments to all the protestors for reason of unreported employment.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2015 02:26 PM (C3yAI)

304 My parents would have been PISSED PISSED PISSED.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at May 20, 2015 02:20 PM


Pissed?! Hell, if JayZ had bailed me out and sent me home he would have been an accessory to murder.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 20, 2015 02:26 PM (h4vJk)

305 Personal anecdote: I used to walk around with a China cabinet. At first it was a burden because it was full, but then one day I leaned it over so I could get into a car. One of the cabinet doors popped open and some of the China escaped. It was Tibet. I thought this was a disaster, but a guy with a "Free Tibet" sticker on his car saw the whole thing and took a liking to me right away. Anyway, he knew a guy who knew a guy, and I landed a good job soon after.
Posted by: FireHorse at May 20, 2015 02:21 PM (fgb4J)


-----------------------------------------


A beautiful story. Americana at it's best.

Posted by: Soona at May 20, 2015 02:26 PM (/HX7u)

306 Mom and dad are both both shrinks, which speaks volumes about the efficacy of psychiatry.

I would suggest she's mentally unstable because her parents are shrinks.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 20, 2015 02:26 PM (39g3+)

307 I can't think of a good reason Obama's DEA would do a huge prescription drug crackdown. The addicted, the idiotic, the hopeless, are the natural Democrat constituency, you'd think Obama would want to keep them that way. Must be taxes/fees involved.

Posted by: LincolnTf at May 20, 2015 02:27 PM (2cS/G)

308
You also don't riot over contrived "injustices."



Causation, or just correlation?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Quietly Seething at May 20, 2015 02:21 PM (kff5f)


Funnily enough, "causation vs. correlation" was one of the topics in college that no one else in my entire g-ddamn class could understand. Classic evidence of the "special stupid snowflake" trend that has plagued academia for AT LEAST the last twenty years.
Oh God, I've been out of college almost 15 years.

I feel really old now.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at May 20, 2015 02:27 PM (4df7R)

309
Mom and dad are both both shrinks, which speaks volumes about the efficacy of psychiatry.


L Ron Hubbard was a lying shitweasel crank but he may have been onto something there.

Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2015 02:27 PM (ykfyK)

310 Boy Scouts have banned water gun fights.
http://bit.ly/1K1Kzg4

hat. The. F*ck.
Should we just start calling them the p*ssy scouts?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Quietly Seething at May 20, 2015 01:46 PM (kff5f)


That's so sad. The Catholic school in my parish let the oldest grade in the school, fifth grade, end the school year with a big water gun fight. The principal and teacher participated. No one got hurt. No one complained. No one got bullied. It brought them all together as a unit.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 20, 2015 02:27 PM (UI0Cn)

311 Marcus Luttrell joins Range 15 THE MOVIE.

http://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=59785

https://tinyurl.com/ljre49g

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 20, 2015 02:27 PM (OsWis)

312
What type of mattress? Did she give it a review. Is it one of those adjustable air babies or a pillow top?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 20, 2015 02:27 PM (ODxAs)

313 94 I'm amazed that the people whose homes and businesses were destroyed aren't suing the shit out of anybody paying for riots...
Posted by: Lea at May 20, 2015 01:42 PM (lIU4e)



Causation, I would imagine. Unless you know precisely who did the damage, and can show they were paid, you're SOL.

*********

actually...English Common Law settled this long ago.

I think the term is res ipsa loquitor

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at May 20, 2015 02:27 PM (dFXmO)

314 Liberals ruin everything. They can't stand to see people having a good time.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 20, 2015 02:28 PM (UI0Cn)

315
Missourians-Organizing-For-Reform-and-Empowerment, that spells MOON.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 20, 2015 02:28 PM (lpeQC)

316 Girl Scouts are allowing "transexual kids" into their ranks. If little billy thinks he's a girl, the Girl Scouts are all welcoming!

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 20, 2015 02:28 PM (39g3+)

317 "No one got hurt. No one complained. No one got bullied. It brought them all together as a unit. "


The Fun Scolds of the Left are on the march emboldened.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 20, 2015 02:28 PM (LA7Cm)

318 She isn't necessarily crazy. She's most likely one of many women who turn vicious when spurned/dumped. This is a useful weapon of choice, as RS proved.

Throw shit on his car or boil his bunny, and she's hitting the heights of the danger zone of the hot/crazy matrix.

Accuse him of rape, and she's Rosa parks and still making his life a living Hell.

Posted by: Blue Hen at May 20, 2015 02:29 PM (Spluw)

319 They are too tight on prescription pain meds as it is. These things help ease suffering. Everything the Government does is wrong. We are back to Despotism.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 20, 2015 02:29 PM (nDPoN)

320 Of course, watching a television show just because there are beautiful women on it makes me some sort of inhuman monster in the west. I forget who I'm oppressing by stopping to admire pretty young women.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at May 20, 2015 02:24 PM (AC0lD)


--------------------------------------


It's okay as long as you don't think about fucking them.

Posted by: Soona at May 20, 2015 02:29 PM (/HX7u)

321 Emma Sulkingwitch's parents are both shrinks.


Lena Dunham's parents are both hippy "artists," and her dad had a fixation on painting pictures of puffy vaginas.


A trend emerges...

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at May 20, 2015 02:29 PM (4df7R)

322 I read a good article recently though, that pointed out that these leftist stunts are convincing no one whatsoever to join them. Its not gaining converts, its not changing minds, its not winning anyone's affections. In fact, when a company like the diet guys say "up yours" people cheer and treat them as rebels fighting the man.

Basically the left is continually throwing tantrums and everyone just wants to be away from them and look the other way.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 20, 2015 02:30 PM (39g3+)

323 Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2015 01:56 PM (jBuUi)

Normally yes, except that the male Student's lawsuit my have deterred other universities from giving her a platform to keep being a lawsuit magnet.

Think about it everything she'll write will be defamation.

Posted by: tsrblke (Tablet) at May 20, 2015 02:30 PM (U8W/7)

324 maybe she can get a job at the Clinton Foundation

Posted by: Caliban at May 20, 2015 02:30 PM (DrC22)

325 Ramsey is a sadist. Sensa was forced to marry him. What did they think was going to happen?

This again? The people who don't like that story didn't want her to marry him in the first place. for a myriad of reasons that I think we got into the other day and you can probably find online.

Posted by: Lea at May 20, 2015 02:31 PM (lIU4e)

326
Lena Dunham's parents are both hippy "artists," and her dad had a fixation on painting pictures of puffy vaginas.



What happened to Ashley Judd's puffy scamper?

Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2015 02:31 PM (ykfyK)

327 So, offered money to riot eh? I know Attorney general Lynch will put her top men on this right away!
And lets not forget, these Dem operatives were also working in Baltimore too!

Posted by: Iblis at May 20, 2015 02:31 PM (9221z)

328 Bill likes to ejaculate on Polish girls.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 20, 2015 02:31 PM (nDPoN)

329 The thing that pisses me off most about the BSA banning water gun fights? The person doing the scolding is an Eagle Scout. Which, I guaran-damn-tee you means he participated in more than one water gun fight in Scouts.

But never let a little introspection stop you, you fucking fucker.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Quietly Seething at May 20, 2015 02:31 PM (kff5f)

330 She isn't necessarily crazy. She's most likely one of many women who turn vicious when spurned/dumped. This is a useful weapon of choice, as RS proved.

The women who go crazy when dumped are... crazy. She's making it a lifestyle. Its reasonable to be upset and angry when dumped. Its not reasonable to carve filthy language into the hood of their car then light it on fire. Temporary or not, crazy is just plain crazy.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 20, 2015 02:31 PM (39g3+)

331 This again? The people who don't like that story didn't want her to marry him in the first place. for a myriad of reasons that I think we got into the other day and you can probably find online.
Posted by: Lea

They'll be refighting the Civil War next.....wait.

Posted by: Blue Hen at May 20, 2015 02:31 PM (Spluw)

332
"Mom and dad are both both shrinks, which speaks volumes about the efficacy of psychiatry."


Right On. All shrinks are evil SP's.

Posted by: Tom Cruise, OT VIII at May 20, 2015 02:31 PM (OD2ni)

333
A beautiful story. Americana at it's best.

--

It would have been more Americana if the cabinet was Mission Style.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 20, 2015 02:32 PM (If54N)

334 It's okay as long as you don't think about fucking them.

Posted by: Soona at May 20, 2015 02:29 PM (/HX7u)


Comcast? Cancel my account. I won't be needing cable or internet anymore!





right.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 20, 2015 02:32 PM (XmOA9)

335 319
They are too tight on prescription pain meds as it is. These things help ease suffering.


And God help you if Sudafed is the only thing that relieves your sinusitis.

Posted by: some random meathead at May 20, 2015 02:32 PM (NUCTk)

336 Every time this girl/subject is talked about, it reminds me of a girl in my home town that we called Mary Mattress-ass. Yeah, she was a slut.

........and butt-ugly.
Posted by: Soona at May 20, 2015 01:34 PM (/HX7u)

I get the image of the slut local blonde woman in "A River Runs Through It'. The one who bedded the dumbass brother of Jessie Burns, in the weeds, while both were drunk. They both ended up with a heck of sunburn...

Posted by: Jen the original at May 20, 2015 02:32 PM (eisrD)

337 Ferguson is resurfacing the street and putting a plaque as a memorial for the gentle giant.



SMDH.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 20, 2015 01:35 PM (fWAjv)


New fun sport: drive to the Mike Brown Memorial pavement patch, and do a burnout. Pro tip: go armed.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2015 02:32 PM (C3yAI)

338 OT: OK, so I'm reading this adventure novel about a manly man doing manly man things and when he chills, he reads Jeremy Robinson novels. I was curious what a manly man reads so I looked him up. It seems he has a number of pen names including Kutyuso Deep. Yeah, that's what a manly man reads.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 20, 2015 02:34 PM (b9E/r)

339 300 That girl with the mattress is plainly insane. I
mean she's in deep need of clinical help, I feel sorry for her. What a
messed up fool.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 20, 2015 02:22 PM (39g3+)


Mom and dad are both both shrinks, which speaks volumes about the efficacy of psychiatry.
Posted by: Just some guy at May 20, 2015 02:25 PM (yxw0r)


Suing her ass will sober her right the fuck up.

Posted by: Iblis at May 20, 2015 02:34 PM (9221z)

340 335 I buy that by the crap ton. They take your ID and run it through the computer and see if you have purchased your allotment yet. It helps me breathe and is about a nickel a dose.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 20, 2015 02:34 PM (nDPoN)

341 Springsteen is getting reamed in the comments:

http://goo.gl/HEvLWa

So is the Hwd/Music left. LOL

Posted by: Bruce But Not Jenner at May 20, 2015 02:34 PM (iQIUe)

342 That poster is stupid. She isn't at all pretty.

Posted by: @JohnTant at May 20, 2015 01:39 PM (eytER)


She'd be cute, if it wasn't for the inner ugly that keeps bubbling to the surface.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2015 02:35 PM (C3yAI)

343 New fun sport: drive to the Mike Brown Memorial pavement patch, and do a burnout. Pro tip: go armed.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2015 02:32 PM (C3yAI)

----
....superglue a spent .40 cal casing to the monument.....

Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2015 02:35 PM (8XRCm)

344 Every time this girl/subject is talked about, it reminds me of a girl in my home town that we called Mary Mattress-ass.

That's what baffles me. The whole mattress thing is what girls rip on each other about being sluts. She's got marks on her back from the mattress, etc. Its a symbol of being an easy lay, and she... packing one around? I guess she couldn't think of anything else.

I can just read her mind too, she thinks she's Christ-like carrying around the object of her cruel rape like a cross.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 20, 2015 02:36 PM (39g3+)

345 The women who go crazy when dumped are... crazy.


I had a girlfriend dump me THEN go crazy when a week later I had a new girlfriend. She would stand under my window and scream insults at the top of her lungs

Posted by: wrg500 at May 20, 2015 02:36 PM (S+el1)

346 Swisher should offer Mike Brown Memorial Series Cigars.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 20, 2015 02:37 PM (nDPoN)

347 that we called Mary Mattress-ass.

There was a catholic girls school here that was referred to as 'mount st mattress'.

They'll be refighting the Civil War next.....wait.
Posted by: Blue Hen at May 20, 2015 02:31 PM (Spluw)


heh. Southern girl but trying to stay out of that one...

Posted by: Lea at May 20, 2015 02:37 PM (lIU4e)

348
.... so.....

Matress Girl simultaneously is figuratively AND literally butthurt over anal sex...?

Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2015 02:37 PM (8XRCm)

349
"The women who go crazy when dumped are... crazy. She's making it a lifestyle. Its reasonable to be upset and angry when dumped. Its not reasonable to carve filthy language into the hood of their car then light it on fire. Temporary or not, crazy is just plain crazy."

She probably thought by letting him put it up the old poop shoot, he would more inclined to to be with her more. When that didn't happen, she let the crazy out.But she was already crazy.

Posted by: Tom Cruise, OT VIII at May 20, 2015 02:37 PM (OD2ni)

350 A source close to the House Select Committee on Benghazi told the AP today that the Committee has issued a subpoena to former Hillary Clinton confidant and adviser Sidney Blumenthal. The panel wants answers from Blumenthal about his communications with Clinton during her time as Secretary of State; specifically, if he had any business arrangements with her that led him to communicate with her about Libya.

WASHINGTON -- For three hours Thursday, prosecutors for independent counsel Kenneth Starr grilled senior White House aide Sidney Blumenthal about an alleged White House plot to obstruct his Whitewater investigation, insinuating it was ordered by President Clinton, refined by Hillary Rodham Clinton and implemented by a cadre of Clinton lawyers, their private investigators and Blumenthal's favorite reporters.

"They asked me if the president had ordered this," Blumenthal told Salon. "They asked me if Hillary Clinton had asked me to disseminate negative information about prosecutors. They asked me if I knew all these private eyes and if I had met with them and talked with them and whether the president's attorneys had given me information from the private eyes." In each instance, Blumenthal said, he replied, "Absolutely not."


Sidney Blumenthal emerged from the grand jury and ... denounced the inquisitorial tactics of Judge Starr. But the transcripts of that grand jury session show that Blumenthal wasn't asked any such questions, let alone forced to answer. On a later visit before the grand jury, Blumenthal was admonished for his untruths.


Put him under oath.

Posted by: Randolph Scott at May 20, 2015 02:38 PM (e8kgV)

351 @instapundit

SERIOUSLY, THIS GUY IS BRAIN DEAD: William Saletan at Slate has perhaps the most idiotic piece on ISIS that I have ever read, the central thesis of which is that ISIS's leader, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, "sounds like a Republican candidate for president."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 20, 2015 02:38 PM (uctT+)

352 I had a girlfriend dump me THEN go crazy when a week later I had a new girlfriend.

Probably read a Cosmo article about getting men to like you more by being distant. Dump him and then he'll chase you and appreciate you more!

Like all those "romantic" movies about the girl who doesn't like the guy, then he spents 90 minutes stalking her across the country until she gives in and "realizes what a wonderful guy he is." He's so persistent! He proved his love by never giving up!

Its one of those contradictions. Like how its sexual harassment for your boss to hit on you, unless he's really hot.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 20, 2015 02:38 PM (39g3+)

353 She's had more guys inside her than the Statue of Liberty. . .
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 20, 2015 01:47 PM (zF6Iw)


Joan Rivers joke: That tramp Heidi Abromawitz had more hands up her skirt than a muppet.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 20, 2015 02:38 PM (UI0Cn)

354 Basically the left is continually throwing tantrums and everyone just wants to be away from them and look the other way.

-
Progressive version of the law of supply and demand. They supply the bullshit and make demands.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 20, 2015 02:38 PM (b9E/r)

355 stuff == stuffed

Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2015 01:44 PM (jBuUi)


You want your goat stuffed? I'm your guy!

Posted by: mohammed, goat stuffer to the world at May 20, 2015 02:39 PM (C3yAI)

356 Crap......Tom Cruise is here...

Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2015 02:39 PM (ykfyK)

357 He chutes, he scores.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 20, 2015 02:39 PM (nDPoN)

358 >>>I had a girlfriend dump me THEN go crazy when a week later I had a new
girlfriend. She would stand under my window and scream insults at the
top of her lungs<<<

I had to ditch two cell phones and then move to a new town.

Posted by: Fritz at May 20, 2015 02:39 PM (ty633)

359 340
335 I buy that by the crap ton. They take your ID and run it through the
computer and see if you have purchased your allotment yet. It helps me
breathe and is about a nickel a dose.


Sudafed is f'n magic.

Portlandia had a funny bit about some '\organicnaturalherbalsafenontoxic toiletries, soaps and medicines.

"We took all those nasty chemicals out , your know, the stuff that makes these products work, and kept the GOOD Stuff like Oatmeal and Bran and Lavender"

Posted by: some random meathead at May 20, 2015 02:39 PM (NUCTk)

360 But never let a little introspection stop you, you fucking fucker.

Do they offer a badge for PC Douchebaggery?

Posted by: no good deed at May 20, 2015 02:39 PM (GgxVX)

361 345 The women who go crazy when dumped are... crazy.


I had a girlfriend dump me THEN go crazy when a week later I had a new girlfriend. She would stand under my window and scream insults at the top of her lungs
Posted by: wrg500 at May 20, 2015 02:36 PM (S+el1)

My favs are the ones you get who are married and lie about it. And then sit outside in their car in front of your house when you won't answer the door. Good times.

Posted by: kraken at May 20, 2015 02:40 PM (sdxPm)

362 catholic girls school


You know the definition of a good Catholic girl?

One that's never be caught.

Posted by: wrg500 at May 20, 2015 02:40 PM (S+el1)

363
New state tourism slogan:


Missouri Loves Company

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 20, 2015 02:41 PM (+jijM)

364 The federal government is fighting against middle class Americans. The revolution can't happen until the middle class is eliminated.

Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at May 20, 2015 02:42 PM (TV9BR)

365 she thinks she's Christ-like carrying around the object of her cruel rape like a cross.

-
We all have our mattress to bear.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 20, 2015 02:42 PM (b9E/r)

366 >>The women who go crazy when dumped are... crazy. She's making it a lifestyle.

They were never really dating, just "friends with benefits" hooking up. Which she possibly expected to lead to more? Except that she also had a boyfriend AND had made it a point to sleep with all of her boyfriend's friends.

So, living the feminist dream of sex with no strings, no fear of being considered a slut (because sex is empowering, yo!) until at some point....she no longer felt empowered, felt used.
Crazy or damaged (or both)?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2015 02:42 PM (1jDaK)

367 Somebody may have already said it, but those posters remind me of Sabo's work.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2015 02:42 PM (mx5oN)

368 William Saletan at Slate has perhaps the most idiotic piece on ISIS that I have ever read, the central thesis of which is that ISIS's leader, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, "sounds like a Republican candidate for president."
Posted by: weft cut-loop

he's certainly not brain -dead; he's corrupt.
Rethiuglickans are: the klan, nazis, naziklansmen, jim crow, pro lynching, the taliban (the real versionwhom JEF keeps trying to negotiate with).

So it goes. But they supposedly hate divisive politics. Almost as much as they hate fox news.

Posted by: Blue Hen at May 20, 2015 02:42 PM (Spluw)

369 Good. Yes. Let the Butthurt flow through you.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 20, 2015 02:42 PM (nDPoN)

370
Missouri Loves Company


hah...it's funny cause it could actually work.

Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2015 02:42 PM (ykfyK)

371 Believe it or not, leftists in Portland love Portlandia because it makes them seem quirky and fun, they think. The rest of the world thinks it makes them insane and stupid and shakes their heads sadly.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 20, 2015 02:42 PM (39g3+)

372 "Crap......Tom Cruise is here..."


Reawwy?

Posted by: Bwawny Fwank at May 20, 2015 02:43 PM (LA7Cm)

373 Pick up your mattress and follow me.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 20, 2015 02:43 PM (nDPoN)

374 You know the definition of a good Catholic girl?


One without any big brothers.

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 20, 2015 02:43 PM (+jijM)

375 373 Pick up your mattress and follow me.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 20, 2015 02:43 PM (nDPoN)

And I will make you ruiners of men.

Posted by: kraken at May 20, 2015 02:45 PM (sdxPm)

376 Portlandia works because they both love Portland and love to poke fun of it (like teasing a beloved sibling). Unlike SNL, which hates Republicans and conservatives and mocks them like a bully.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2015 02:45 PM (1jDaK)

377 The women who go crazy when dumped are... crazy. I had a girlfriend dump me THEN go crazy when a week later I had a new girlfriend. She would stand under my window and scream insults at the top of her lungs
Posted by: wrg500 at May 20, 2015 02:36 PM (S+el1)


--------------------------------------------


Just as a reminder. All women have the "dump/crazy" gene.

Posted by: Soona at May 20, 2015 02:45 PM (/HX7u)

378 Crazy or damaged (or both)?

I have a hard time feeling much sympathy for a woman who defies all morality and common sense then gets messed up as a result. Its like someone who walks into traffic over and over then complains about their broken bones. Yes, it hurts. Whose fault is that?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 20, 2015 02:45 PM (39g3+)

379 The passage goes on to say that Scout leaders may plan events such as paintball or laser tag, as long as the Boy Scouts shoot at targets and "neither living nor human representations."

Laser tag with wall targets?

Posted by: wooga at May 20, 2015 02:46 PM (nrca1)

380 I've had one "stalker"-type in my life. I lived with m y girlfriend at the time, and a nurse who worked at the Elder facility where I was a Security Guard (it was right after the Army, the first job I could get) used to stop and talk to me on her way in and out of the building. One night (I worked third shift, it sucked) she asked me to join her for a cigarette, we chatted, and she kissed me on the cheek when she left. That was the first and only time we had physical contact, but she got my phone number from another Security guy and started calling me at random times, asking what I was doing, when I was working, blah, blah, blah. It was weird, but not nutso-weird. Then one day I looked ut of our apartment window and she was parked right in front of the house, just sitting there. I went outside, told my girlfriend to stay inside, and basically told her to never come around again, we weren't going to date, we weren't going to be "just friends", we weren't going to be anything. Flash forward five years, I'm working at a bookstore and she comes in. Leaves a note with a cashier with her phone number on it. I never called, so of course she started showing up weekly. Everyone in the store knew who she was and would give me a head's up when she came in, then I'd disappear.

Posted by: LincolnTf at May 20, 2015 02:46 PM (2cS/G)

381 How much did the Koch brothers pay Ace to put this post up?

/typical SJW response

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at May 20, 2015 02:46 PM (0IhFx)

382 "We took all those nasty chemicals out , your know, the stuff that makes these products work, and kept the GOOD Stuff like Oatmeal and Bran and Lavender"
Posted by: some random meathead at May 20, 2015 02:39 PM


It's like the joke we're living up here. The pollen is so bad the meth addicts are trying to convert their meth back to Sudafed.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 20, 2015 02:46 PM (h4vJk)

383 Just as a reminder. All women have the "dump/crazy" gene.

Posted by: Soona at May 20, 2015 02:45 PM (/HX7u)

Except I was the dumpee not the dumper

Posted by: wrg500 at May 20, 2015 02:46 PM (S+el1)

384 "Our Mattresses will blot out the sun!"

Posted by: Mr Wizard at May 20, 2015 02:47 PM (eOpVe)

385 371
Believe it or not, leftists in Portland love Portlandia because it makes
them seem quirky and fun, they think. The rest of the world thinks it
makes them insane and stupid and shakes their heads sadly.
371
Believe it or not, leftists in Portland love Portlandia because it makes
them seem quirky and fun, they think. The rest of the world thinks it
makes them insane and stupid and shakes their heads sadly.

Really?

I thought the show was pretty much a mockery of lefties from day one.

pro-tip for Portlandic leftards: they're laughing AT you, not with you, kids

Posted by: some random meathead at May 20, 2015 02:47 PM (NUCTk)

386 Laser tag with wall targets?
Posted by: wooga at May 20, 2015 02:46 PM (nrca1)

---

What..... never heard of the paint ball range???

Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2015 02:47 PM (8XRCm)

387 I've been told I'm part of the problem for mocking Emma Sulkowicz and Lena Dunham publicly for falsely accusing some men of rape. I responded that public ridicule and mocking of those two pieces of human debris are not only allowed at this point, they are required.

Posted by: physics geek at May 20, 2015 02:47 PM (MT22W)

388 Put him under oath.
Posted by: Randolph Scott at May 20, 2015 02:38 PM (e8kgV)


As if that will compel him to tell the truth.

Posted by: Titanium at May 20, 2015 02:48 PM (oDFTq)

389 Communism knows no color.

OK, maybe red...

Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2015 01:59 PM (SDbnA)


The top Reds get the long green. The rabble, not so much.

Posted by: mohammed, goat stuffer to the world at May 20, 2015 02:48 PM (C3yAI)

390 Then we shall rape in the shade.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 20, 2015 02:48 PM (nDPoN)

391 There's a whole "keep Portland weird" movement, and they lurve Portlandia. It is very odd, and strangely unselfaware.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 20, 2015 02:49 PM (39g3+)

392 390 (rim shot)

Posted by: Mr Wizard at May 20, 2015 02:49 PM (eOpVe)

393 Laser tag with wall targets?

Posted by: wooga at May 20, 2015 02:46 PM (nrca1)


Seriously, I don't understand what BSA is trying to do.

Two years ago, they make "The Decision" and (predicted by everyone with enough braincells to form a synapse) they lose a metric shit-ton of charter organizations (mostly churches) and more than a few scouts.

So now, they're pivoting back to the whole "Duty to God" thing, as though *that* will make it better.

And just when people are starting to say, "Well, okay -- maybe." They pull this "Oh, but fun isn't actually allowed" crap.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Quietly Seething at May 20, 2015 02:50 PM (kff5f)

394
It's like the joke we're living up here. The pollen is so bad the
meth addicts are trying to convert their meth back to Sudafed.


hee hee

Why didn't we think of that?

/Walter White

Posted by: some random meathead at May 20, 2015 02:50 PM (NUCTk)

395 Is Portland and the Pacific Northwest known for pollen?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 20, 2015 02:51 PM (nDPoN)

396 Speaking of liars, The JEF NOW SAYS its been 800000
years since CO2 levels have been this high. What the fuck does this guy
smoke?

Posted by: torabora at May 20, 2015 02:02 PM (VbqpE)


Those Neanderthals were (gasp) idling their Suburbans at red lights!!

Posted by: mohammed, goat stuffer to the world at May 20, 2015 02:51 PM (C3yAI)

397 Yes. The Willamette Valley is one of the worst places on earth for people with allergies. Thankfully I have virtually none.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 20, 2015 02:51 PM (39g3+)

398 A mattress! A mattress! My kingdom for a mattress!

Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 20, 2015 02:52 PM (b9E/r)

399 nd the Pacific Northwest known for pollen?
Posted by: Boss Moss at May

Knit caps and North Face jackets, mostly.

Posted by: kraken at May 20, 2015 02:52 PM (sdxPm)

400 Except I was the dumpee not the dumper
Posted by: wrg500 at May 20, 2015 02:46 PM (S+el1)


-----------------------------------


As I'm sure you're now aware, women don't give a shit one way or the other.

Posted by: Soona at May 20, 2015 02:52 PM (/HX7u)

401 Disgruntled paid protesters protesting not being paid. Guess it would be too much like work to find a real job. I guess Chelsea is not hiring?

Posted by: wth at May 20, 2015 02:52 PM (wAQA5)

402 Die he cite CO2 measurements taken 800000 years ago?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 20, 2015 02:53 PM (nDPoN)

403 I was considering a move to Vancouver, WA. No income taxes and you can cross the river for no sales taxes.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 20, 2015 02:55 PM (nDPoN)

404 I've been told I'm part of the problem for mocking Emma Sulkowicz and Lena Dunham publicly for falsely accusing some men of rape

"The problem" being defined as: making shit up about a very serious, henious crime shouldn't be discouraged?

None of this shit is credible. It was pathetic when EVERYONE wanted to say that they were bullied, and were nerds in school. it got worse when the same became the case for being abused as a child.

Now this. And they're alluding to something that is very real, horrendous, and damaging. And for what?

Posted by: Blue Hen at May 20, 2015 02:56 PM (Spluw)

405 Cut that meat! Cut that meat!

This isn't the site of my next commercial? My bad.

I'm gonna go take a hike in San Diego then. The weather there is sweet!

Posted by: Peyton Manning at May 20, 2015 02:56 PM (KD1Ug)

406 Now this. And they're alluding to something that is very real, horrendous, and damaging. And for what?
Posted by: Blue Hen at May 20, 2015 02:56 PM (Spluw)


-----------------------------------


Everything the leftists do, whether it's small or large, is a part of the whole agenda.

The agenda: Destruction of America.

Posted by: Soona at May 20, 2015 03:00 PM (/HX7u)

407 332
"Mom and dad are both both shrinks, which speaks volumes about the efficacy of psychiatry."


Right On. All shrinks are evil SP's.
Posted by: Tom Cruise, OT VIII at May 20, 2015 02:31 PM (OD2ni)




Point taken, but I'm not sure I said all. Chemistry has its place. Talking about feelings? Not so much.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at May 20, 2015 03:17 PM (vgIRn)

408 Maybe Fatal Attraction should be required viewing for all incoming Freshmen males because that's all that this and the Rolling Stone story is. Mattress girl is the embodiment of bunny-boiling Glen Close. She "will not be ignored." Rape for her and in postmodern thought is more of a feeling than an actual crime. Nungesser's "crime" was dumping mattress girl



unceremoniously - even when she put out. It's creepy, but that's what Third Wave Feminism has become: misandry and revenge.


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Posted by: Wendy at May 20, 2015 04:29 PM (bpemY)

409 Me, I'm counting the hours until that repellent photo of Lindsey Graham in green-face falls off of the sidebar.

Posted by: OregonMuse at May 20, 2015 04:39 PM (I8YZX)

410 First of all, this woman has a horse face and the only way someone would want to rape her is with the mattress over her head.

Posted by: Supreme Being at May 20, 2015 06:22 PM (SJ184)

411 Hahahaha! Just desserts all around!

Posted by: Stephanie at May 20, 2015 06:25 PM (sF0CB)

412 Obama's radical anarchist, delivering riots to serve their master messiah, get stiffed for work performed. Aiding and abetting the destruction of their society/nation. BOO HOO HOO, even their stooges are fools for believing them-(demorat socialists).

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When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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