Bill Clinton: No One Would Give Me Money Just to Influence US Policy

Really?

Let me say something obvious: if you're paying $500,000 or $750,000 for Bill Clinton, you're not paying for a canned speech from an old man most of whose vague pronouncements have already been well-documented and are trite to the point of agony.

You're paying for something else.

So: What are people paying for?


When Bill Clinton deliberately committed perjury in the Monica Lewinsky matter, his defense was that while he spoke falsely, he did not knowingly lie.

Well, now he's claiming, with respect to his foundation hiding money, refusing to disclose, and arranging sweet uranium deals for close buddies who just happen to give him $131 million, neither he or his wife did anything knowingly wrong.

Let's talk about this "knowingly" defense. To be found guilty of committing most crimes (all but a precious few which are called "strict liability" crimes, where performing the act itself imposes liability), you must have both committed a blameworthy act (actus reus) while having a blameworthy state of mind (mens rea).

To commit a blameworthy act is not sufficient to impose criminal liability.

If someone sneaks some pot into you luggage without your knowledge of that, you will wind up committing the guilty act of transporting contraband from one country to another, but because (in this hypothethical) you legitimately did not have any guilty culpable state (being completely oblivious to the drugs), you are not guilty of a crime.

That's why they ask you at the airport if you've left your luggage unattended. If you make a false statement here, they can at least try to get you for knowingly making a false statement.

At any rate, it's well-nigh impossible to prove guilty states of mind by direct evidence. We have no brain scans which can tell us if a suspect acted knowingly. The best we can have -- and we only have it in a tiny minority of cases -- is the defendant confessing to someone else, or in a document -- like an email, for example -- what his state of mind at the time of the forbidden action was.

We very rarely have such evidence for state of mind. Usually, all we have is circumtsances that permit an inference as to the actor's state of mind.

In all of the Clintons' lawbreaking, they rely exclusively upon this. State of mind is hard to prove, so they simply deny they had a culpable state of mind, and, crucially, they destroy and hide all documents in which they may have inadvertently given the game away by explaining their level of knowledge or intent.

And, importantly: Because anyone can always say "But you can't prooooove your obvious inference!", they give their partisan dummies a ready argument to be used for all Clinton scandals.

And at this point, after 20 years of this endless lawbreaking, the Clinton partisans pretty much all know the drill.

Sure Clinton spoke falsely when he said he hadn't had sexual relations with Monica Lewinsky, but you can't prove he was not, as he claims, confused about what constituted sexual relations (giving oral sex to Monica, which he didn't do, or getting oral sex from Monica, which he did).

Sure Hillary spoke falsely when she claimed she hadn't worked on the Whitewater account, and the long-hidden records prove that she did, but you can't prove she knew she was working on Whitewater when she was working on Whitewater -- she says she never heard Whitewater called Whitewater. You can't prove she's lying.

Bill Clinton spoke falsely when he said he was never alone with Monica Lewinsky, but you can't prove that he knew he was along. After all, Clinton later tried to explain: Maybe we were alone, but I never "felt" like we were.

Not even when she was giving him analingus, or he was sticking a cigar inside of her.

So yes, the Clinton partisans know at this point that the Clintons have done every single action they're accused of doing, and that the Eternal Defense of the Scoundrels will be that you can't prove they understood the crimes they were committing when they were committing them.

And it will probably work, yet again.


Posted by: Ace at 08:56 PM




Comments

(Jump to bottom of page)

1 Don't let my first time be with Bill Clinton!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 04, 2015 08:58 PM (jR7Wy)

2 "That's why they ask you at the airport if you've left your luggage unattended."

Um....no.

They ask you that because terrorists will try to plant explosives in unattended baggage. You usually don't go through customs on the way out...you go through upon arrival.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 04, 2015 08:59 PM (Zu3d9)

3 what an arrogant gasbag

Posted by: Feh at May 04, 2015 08:59 PM (Uk9e2)

4 The man is a disbarred convicted prejurer .


You believe anything he says at your own peril.

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 04, 2015 09:00 PM (0FSuD)

5 I think "not wittingly" might be more appropriate here.

Posted by: DNI James Clapper at May 04, 2015 09:00 PM (95W8/)

6 You do it. You know you do it. Everybody does it. I just did it and I'm ready to do it again.

Posted by: OG CELTIC AMERICAN at May 04, 2015 09:00 PM (UFhvv)

7 Bill Clinton: No One Would Give Me Money Just to Influence US Policy
Tell the clueless about slick willy who boldly lied to a grand jury and got caught at it. As slcik loved to say, iT DEPENDS ON THE MEANING OF WHAT THE WORD IS, IS.
Can you believe he still goes about making fools out of fools willing to believe what he says ! ?

Posted by: ron n. at May 04, 2015 09:00 PM (YVQn/)

8 He wouldn't lie.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 04, 2015 09:01 PM (oVJmc)

9 If someone sneaks some pot into you luggage without your knowledge of that, you will wind up committing the guilty act of transporting contraband from one country to another, but because (in this hypothethical) you legitimately did not have any guilty culpable state (being completely oblivious to the drugs), you are not guilty of a crime.

STFU and put your head in the noose.

Posted by: Indonesia at May 04, 2015 09:01 PM (7YlUk)

10 Depends on your definition of the word "jizz".

Posted by: Big Swede at May 04, 2015 09:02 PM (1lH1A)

11 Caveat Emptor.

Posted by: Sax Walrustein at May 04, 2015 09:03 PM (jEVE9)

12 Devil with the blue dress, devil with the blue dress on.

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 04, 2015 09:03 PM (dULJN)

13 Caveat humpedher

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 04, 2015 09:04 PM (dULJN)

14 I started reading the post, then I caught some Latin and realized I was reading the post...

You almost had there, Ace.

Posted by: Garrett at May 04, 2015 09:04 PM (1KAUL)

15 Billy Jeff Cliton is a type of weasel.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 04, 2015 09:04 PM (0HooB)

16 Yeah, it's not like he took a bunch of Chinese cash for his campaign and then gave critical tech to the Chinese.
The Clintons are not for sale...just their influence...

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 04, 2015 09:04 PM (F0Cog)

17 Its gonna be bad for those two when someone who can really put the screws to them just says Hey Bill; STFU & STFD while I sentence you to some hard time.

Well, one can dream anyway...

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead on a new tablet at May 04, 2015 09:05 PM (60Vyp)

18 Where all the White trash women at?

Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 04, 2015 09:05 PM (7YlUk)

19 Odd that he would start getting MORE money the longer he's out of office, isn't it..?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 04, 2015 09:05 PM (oVJmc)

20 "And it will probably work, yet again."

Just the "public world" we live in. progtards are guilty of nothing and Conservatives are guilty of everything.

The only way I see out of this mess involves a lot cordite or similar substances.

Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 04, 2015 09:05 PM (wQ7l/)

21 I'll lie right to your face, and you'll enjoy it.

And by "lie right to" I mean rape.

Posted by: Bill Clinton, Cigar in Hand at May 04, 2015 09:06 PM (7YlUk)

22 She tossed his salad? She related to Brian Williams?

Posted by: OG CELTIC AMERICAN at May 04, 2015 09:06 PM (UFhvv)

23 Ace, no offense, but you give far greater weight to the concept of "mens rea" than is actually deserved in modern jurisprudence, in the sense of a guilty mind.

A quick illustration--I have a concealed carry permit. It is, in my state, illegal for me to carry a firearm onto school property, despite that concealed carry permit.

Let's imagine that I am actually ignorant of the law that prohibits me to carry a gun on school property, and that I believe--mistakenly, but genuinely--that my concealed carry permit allows me to carry a firearm on school grounds.

Then I go ahead and carry a gun on school grounds. Because of my ignorance of the prohibition, I do so with NO GUILTY MIND WHATEVER. Because I literally did not know I was doing anything wrong.

I am found carrying the gun on school property and arrested.

To convict me of the crime of unlawfully carrying a gun on school property, the state DOES NOT have to prove that I had a "guilty mind," that I was aware that doing so was unlawful and did it anyway.

They need merely prove that I KNOWINGLY carried the gun onto school property--in other words, that I didn't, say, carry a bag onto campus with no idea that there was a gun inside.

THAT is the "knowingly" requirement. That you were "knowingly" committing the prohibited act, NOT that you KNEW the act was prohibited.

Sorry, had a glass of wine or two, so ran on a bit, but that's the gist of it. :-)

--Andrew, @LawSelfDefense

Posted by: Law of Self Defense at May 04, 2015 09:06 PM (x3i97)

24 Come over here my little humidor!

Posted by: Bill Clinton, Who appreaciates the right amount of moisture... at May 04, 2015 09:06 PM (7YlUk)

25
Its like lying is part of the Clinton's DNA, congenital as it were.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 04, 2015 09:06 PM (ODxAs)

26 I didn't do it.

Nobody saw me do it.

You can't prove anything.

Posted by: Bart Simpson at May 04, 2015 09:07 PM (sdi6R)

27 What could anyone possibly have to say that would be worth 500 thousand dollars for you to hear it?

Posted by: Garrett at May 04, 2015 09:07 PM (1KAUL)

28 I don't give a shit they do this. I want a trial for treason where it is more than a slap on the wrist. Eventually, this uranium pay to play will kill perhaps 100s of thousands some not born yet. Everyone one wants to rule the world and that includes some very bad men/countries.

Posted by: just saying at May 04, 2015 09:07 PM (wkuqO)

29 To commit a blameworthy act is not sufficient to impose criminal liability.

The entirety of regulatory offenses says hi.

And this is the part where I blame everything about where we are today in politics on Bill Clinton and James Carville.

I am right about this.

Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us SMOD at May 04, 2015 09:07 PM (UNFxP)

30 You can't prove I wasn't in a helicopter that was shot down in Iraq...

... oh wait, you can...

**runs out of room**

Posted by: Brian Williams at May 04, 2015 09:08 PM (1FyZ2)

31 What could anyone possibly have to say that would be worth 500 thousand dollars for you to hear it?

Posted by: Garrett at May 04, 2015 09:07 PM (1KAUL)


Bill Clinton and I are alike. We just wanted a little head...

Posted by: Herod at May 04, 2015 09:09 PM (7YlUk)

32 Never trust a man that would try to hit on Paula jones

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 04, 2015 09:09 PM (dULJN)

33 I wonder if Chelsea says, you remember when dad talked about analingus with monica? Good times; good times!

Posted by: Bruce J at May 04, 2015 09:10 PM (iQIUe)

34 Yeah, it's not like he took a bunch of Chinese cash for his campaign and then gave critical tech to the Chinese.
The Clintons are not for sale...just their influence...


Or gave them our entire manufacturing sector.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 04, 2015 09:10 PM (0HooB)

35 Grifters who have been selling their influence for a long time. The 100k profit on cattle futures wasn't the first time, and uranium one won't be the last. Where there is crooked money to be made in large volume look for Clinton tracks.

Posted by: just saying at May 04, 2015 09:10 PM (wkuqO)

36 How long does Super Herpes take to kill a guy, anyway?


...asking for a friend.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 04, 2015 09:11 PM (1KAUL)

37 Billy C saying he has to keep giving speeches to pay the bills and nobody in the MFM mocking it is proof #365756454 that the MFM is our enemy.

Posted by: Robinson at May 04, 2015 09:12 PM (5gToQ)

38 It depends on what your meaning of "No One Would Give Me Money Just to Influence US Policy" is...

Posted by: William Jefferson Clinton, 42nd President of the UUUnited States of America at May 04, 2015 09:12 PM (EDYaR)

39
You know those commercials about 'stupid money'? yeah, the people giving the clintons that money aren't stupid. they want a return.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 04, 2015 09:12 PM (ODxAs)

40 >>>Let's imagine that I am actually ignorant of the law that prohibits me to carry a gun on school property, and that I believe--mistakenly, but genuinely--that my concealed carry permit allows me to carry a firearm on school grounds.

Then I go ahead and carry a gun on school grounds. Because of my ignorance of the prohibition, I do so with NO GUILTY MIND WHATEVER. Because I literally did not know I was doing anything wrong.


...

you don't understand what the concept means. You are talking about positing ignorance of the law as an exuse and, as the old saw goes, ignorance of the law is no excuse.

If you intentionally do the thing forbidden -- bring a gun into an area where it is contraband -- that is "intent" for these puproses, and that is mens rea, and that's true for every crime.

For example, it avails me not if I claimed I didn't KNOW it was against the law to go into someone's home and take shit that doesn't belong to me.

I don't need to know that murder is illegal to be convicted of murder. Nor does it help if I argue that I thought i was entitled to shoot someone dead (say, a shoplifter who is not a danger to your or anyone else) that the law doesn't say I was entitled to shoot -- again, ignorance of the law is no excuse.

If I had intent to kill and did in fact kill, I can be guilty of murder, even if I didn't understand what the law of self-defense was.


like I said, you are confusing the broad idea of mens rea with the different idea of being ignorant of the law.

Posted by: ace at May 04, 2015 09:12 PM (PA7DS)

41 Bill was paid that dough so liberals could festoon his twisted cock with their ornamental daughters so they'd have a nice family photo for their "holiday" cards.

With Bill, it's always all about pussy for him, and bragging rights for his sychophants.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 04, 2015 09:13 PM (rXB/r)

42 The democratic party looks up to Bill, that alone would tell you enough about democrats. Almost like they would try three times to erase god out of their platform. It took a lie to keep god in the platform. Makes perfect sense.

Posted by: just saying at May 04, 2015 09:13 PM (wkuqO)

43 I didn't KNOWINGLY molest those teenage sex-slaves.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 04, 2015 09:14 PM (vd4oB)

44 Recklessness can also be a criminal state of mind, as in a reasonable person should have been aware that their behavior was criminal. I.e. if a Russian billionaire gives me $500k when my wife is Sec. of State, I should know its a bribe.

Posted by: LawLurker at May 04, 2015 09:14 PM (zKwtX)

45 I think it's been said here before, the best is just simply...grifters are gonna grift.

I have zero respect for anyone who admires these dishonest crooks.

Posted by: Farmer at May 04, 2015 09:14 PM (o/90i)

46 Wait, she actually tongued his Men's Rea?

That's just gross.

Posted by: Garrett at May 04, 2015 09:14 PM (1KAUL)

47 He'd be elected again tofuckingmorrow.

Posted by: Jaws at May 04, 2015 09:14 PM (Rbtz3)

48 This reminds me of the March article about Hillary at Breitbart -- In 1996, she said "I don't write anything down."

http://tinyurl.com/o8m5jhf

So why did she erase her server? Not because of what she wrote, but what was written TO her.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 04, 2015 09:15 PM (pbY3m)

49 Or gave them our entire manufacturing sector.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t
****

Hey, I needed the cash to keep Hillary's mouth shut. Isn't that a good enough reason?

Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 04, 2015 09:15 PM (F0Cog)

50 Hillary loves her some pantsuits.

Her next one should be orange, with numbers stenciled on the back.

And given how much Slick and 0zero are reported to hate each other, I'd make 'em cellmates in a Federal Supermax.




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 04, 2015 09:15 PM (RzZOc)

51 I don't KNOWINGLY do it in the name of the Devil.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 04, 2015 09:15 PM (vd4oB)

52 Holy shit that might be where that word first popped up the flipping Starr Report.

Mother of gawd.

Posted by: River Guide at May 04, 2015 09:15 PM (RJMhd)

53 Examples:

If I take someone else's umbrella believing it to be my own, I am NOT guilty of theft, because I didn't know it wasn't mine, and the law requires that I intentionally make off with someone else's goods (known to be someone else's) to be guilty of theft.

Another example:

Let's say someone owes me $5000 and won't pay. So, i attempt a little "self-help," and I steal his dog, hoping to put pressure on him to pay a debt that he actually, legally owes.

Does it help me that I was ignorant of the law that says I cannot do this?

Nope! I'm still guilty of theft, because I intended to make off with property I knew wasn't mine. I *believed*, wrongly, I had an affirmative defense, but that doesn't help me. The state, to make its case, need to prove the elements of the crime; it does not need to disprove my confusion about one of any dozen affirmative defenses, or about the law in general.

Posted by: ace at May 04, 2015 09:16 PM (PA7DS)

54 He didn't give 542 speeches.

He gave one speech 542 times.

Posted by: RKae at May 04, 2015 09:16 PM (IppEL)

55 Even if you accept the supposition that the Clintons never, ever know that what they're doing is wrong, their appalling ignorance regarding their duties would seem to disqualify them from being trusted with any more power than the fry cook at Carl's Jr.

And even then... I'd be hesitant to put anything they've touched in my mouth.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at May 04, 2015 09:16 PM (a5m3K)

56
Hey.... Isn't Analingus one of those huge burgers at Hardee's?

Posted by: fixerupper at May 04, 2015 09:16 PM (JmjOe)

57 I didn't KNOWINGLY molest those teenage sex-slaves.

Posted by: Bill Clinton
****
But it was fun!

Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 04, 2015 09:16 PM (F0Cog)

58 >>>Wait, she actually tongued his Men's Rea?

That's just gross.

...

people keep expressing surprise; did you guys really not know this?

It was in the footnotes of the Starr Report.

Posted by: ace at May 04, 2015 09:17 PM (PA7DS)

59 The democratic party looks up to Bill, that alone would tell you enough about democrats. Almost like they would try three times to erase god out of their platform. It took a lie to keep god in the platform. Makes perfect sense.

I learned everything I needed to know about Dims when they did nothing to Teddy Kennedy after Chappaquiddick. In a normal world, he would've died in prison as a national disgrace.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 04, 2015 09:17 PM (0HooB)

60 Ace, I can see the law can't keep up with modern grifters. The law needs some fix'en.

Posted by: just saying at May 04, 2015 09:17 PM (wkuqO)

61 Hey.... Isn't Analingus one of those huge burgers at Hardee's?


Posted by: fixerupper
****

No it's the language of talking out your ass and I'm fluent baby.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 04, 2015 09:17 PM (F0Cog)

62 I don't KNOWINGLY do it in the name of the Devil.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 04, 2015 09:15 PM (vd4oB)


Bullsh*t.

Now shut up while I suck your brains out trans-utero

Posted by: Satan at May 04, 2015 09:17 PM (7YlUk)

63
All of what Dollar Bill said is irrelevant, it was illegal for them to take foreign donations and not report it.

Not to mention the money laundering, tax evasion, whoring yourself and attending a party at pedo island.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 04, 2015 09:18 PM (ODxAs)

64 I don't KNOWINGLY do ANYTHING for love, or cash.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 04, 2015 09:18 PM (vd4oB)

65 63 if we are going to start listing Bill and Hillary's crimes we will need a bigger internet.

Posted by: just saying at May 04, 2015 09:19 PM (wkuqO)

66 I though analingilus was that weird vegetable that makes your pee smell funny... and awesome.

Posted by: Jaws at May 04, 2015 09:19 PM (Rbtz3)

67
So, analingus is a good thing, right?
I am SO proud of my daughter.

Posted by: Brian Williams at May 04, 2015 09:19 PM (qry2M)

68 So in addition to actually taking money and doing massive favors, one should cavort with underaged hookers as well, in order to stay out of jail. Check.

Posted by: Fairfax's Own, Bob McDonnell at May 04, 2015 09:20 PM (ztOda)

69 >>It was in the footnotes of the Starr Report.



Footnotes?

We don't read the posts.

Posted by: Garrett at May 04, 2015 09:20 PM (1KAUL)

70 "Not even when she was giving him analingus," you just had to go there didn't you?

Posted by: Bosk at May 04, 2015 09:20 PM (vvt1z)

71 50 Jim


The orange one was damaged in an unfortunate reenactment of an Orange is the New Black scene with Donna Shalayla.

Posted by: Hillary's talking pantsuit at May 04, 2015 09:20 PM (RJMhd)

72 people keep expressing surprise; did you guys really not know this?

It was in the footnotes of the Starr Report.

Posted by: ace at May 04, 2015 09:17 PM (PA7DS)
---
No, I really did not know this, Ace. The first time I encountered analingus, as it were, was in this blog.

Analingus sounds like a member of GWAR.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 04, 2015 09:20 PM (jR7Wy)

73 "Analingus?"

NO!

No, I hadn't ever heard that word.

Why...? Why would anyone WANT to...?

I give up.

Posted by: RKae at May 04, 2015 09:21 PM (IppEL)

74 Analingus sounds like a member of GWAR.


Posted by: All Hail Eris
****

You mean it isn't?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 04, 2015 09:21 PM (F0Cog)

75 61 Hey.... Isn't Analingus one of those huge burgers at Hardee's?

-----------------

I saw Analingus open for Bill Clinton and the Penny-Traitors at the Peacock Room in Vegas back in '03.

Posted by: Harry Reid at May 04, 2015 09:21 PM (vd4oB)

76 In a way it's kind of quaint that we all think laws will affect the Clintons someday, when we all know laws won't ever affect the Clintons.

Posted by: Daisy Cutter at May 04, 2015 09:21 PM (/XJFz)

77
70 "Not even when she was giving him analingus," you just had to go there didn't you?
Posted by: Bosk at May 04, 2015 09:20 PM (vvt1z)

There's no shame in analingus

Posted by: Brian Williams at May 04, 2015 09:21 PM (qry2M)

78 Really, now, have you seen the price of analingus at Whole Foods recently?

Posted by: President Obnoxious at May 04, 2015 09:22 PM (a5m3K)

79 Now shut up while I suck your brains out trans-utero
Posted by: Satan at May 04, 2015 09:17 PM (7YlUk)
---
We are just Satan's roasted ortolans.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 04, 2015 09:22 PM (jR7Wy)

80 Bill Clinton stars in a one man reading of the Footnotes in

The Starfish Chronicles

Posted by: Garrett at May 04, 2015 09:22 PM (1KAUL)

81 I don't know who I learned this from but always read the footnotes...

Posted by: Hillary's talking pantsuit at May 04, 2015 09:22 PM (RJMhd)

82 If I take someone else's umbrella believing it to be my own, I am NOT guilty of theft, because I didn't know it wasn't mine,

What if I stick an umbrella up a fat chick's ass? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Bill C. at May 04, 2015 09:22 PM (sO+ca)

83 Slick Willy said he donates 10% of his earnings to charity. He then went on to say that his enabler cankles donated 17% of her earnings to charity. The laughable fact is that the charity he refers to is the Clinton foundation.

Posted by: Buffalobob at May 04, 2015 09:22 PM (Az9YM)

84 **big photo of James Carville's grotesque face**

Vote for Hill if you want to see this guys face, all the time, for the next four years.

**fin**

Posted by: anti-Cankle campaign ad at May 04, 2015 09:22 PM (1FyZ2)

85 ace at May 04, 2015 09:12 PM (PA7DS)

*****

Shit, the Boss is here! Everybody look busy!

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 04, 2015 09:22 PM (cIoI4)

86 What if I stick an umbrella up a fat chick's ass? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Bill C
****

It's only illegal if you open it after doing so.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 04, 2015 09:23 PM (F0Cog)

87 dane cook has a gag about analingus.

he's doing it with some girl, and he's turned on, so he tells her, 'tell me what you want me to do to you next."

and she goes, "Lick my butt."

And he says, with a negative, rejecting tone, "Ummmmm.... what else ya got?"

Posted by: ace at May 04, 2015 09:23 PM (PA7DS)

88
Wait.... I thought Ace was joshing. Monica *actually* rimmed a sitting Presidents cornholio???

We'll...probably not *sitting*. But holy crap...I did not know that.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 04, 2015 09:23 PM (JmjOe)

89 Analingus never toured with the band.

Posted by: Zombie Oderus at May 04, 2015 09:23 PM (1KAUL)

90
Four Bucks for my dirty Underpants!
I love IRS deductions!

Posted by: B.J. Clinton at May 04, 2015 09:24 PM (qry2M)

91 Analingus never toured with the band.

Posted by: Zombie Oderus
****

Kept in the dark, eh?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 04, 2015 09:24 PM (F0Cog)

92 Aero Lingus?

You're not talking about the Irish air carrier are you?

Posted by: Cliff C. at May 04, 2015 09:25 PM (HlSmC)

93 how could you guys not know this?

it's seared, SEARED into my memory.

Bill Clinton did more to advance the technology of cheap sexual hookups than Sir Richard No-Tell-Motel.

Posted by: ace at May 04, 2015 09:25 PM (PA7DS)

94
>>>If I take someone else's umbrella believing it to be my own, I am NOT guilty of theft, because I didn't know it wasn't mine,
<<<



Stay away from those things. They're impossible to close.

Posted by: SCOAMF at May 04, 2015 09:25 PM (1FyZ2)

95 I saw Analingus open for the Butthole Surfers.

Or maybe it was the other way around.

Posted by: rickl at May 04, 2015 09:26 PM (sdi6R)

96 I'm pretty sure analingus involves a little more than just an ass kiss. amirite?

Posted by: Reid and Obama ass at May 04, 2015 09:26 PM (wkuqO)

97 *blinks*

I could have gone the rest of my life not knowing some fat ditz rimmed BC's dingleberries.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 04, 2015 09:26 PM (OsWis)

98 A hole is a hold is a hole...

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at May 04, 2015 09:26 PM (7YlUk)

99 If's not rapey if I do it because I am awesome!

Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 04, 2015 09:27 PM (5gToQ)

100
Yes..... Ace used GAG and ANALINGUS in the same sentence...

Posted by: fixerupper at May 04, 2015 09:27 PM (JmjOe)

101 If Hillary is denied the Presidency, why give another nickel to Hump and Dump?

Posted by: eman at May 04, 2015 09:27 PM (MQEz6)

102 Selfanalingus. Don't knock it until you've tried it.

Posted by: Your dog at May 04, 2015 09:28 PM (JdEZJ)

103 I find this whole conversation makes me tingle with fond memories.

Posted by: Harry Reid at May 04, 2015 09:28 PM (Uk9e2)

104 It isn't creepy if I fondle your wife because I ride the train.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 04, 2015 09:28 PM (5gToQ)

105 Yes..... Ace used GAG and ANALINGUS in the same sentence...

Posted by: fixerupper at May 04, 2015 09:27 PM (JmjOe)


You say that like it's a bad thing

Posted by: That monkey who got its ass eaten out by a zookeeper at May 04, 2015 09:28 PM (7YlUk)

106 I have to wonder what Hillary's strategy will be. I doubt LIVs care that she's crooked. I think her bigger problem will be likability and lack of charisma. And that craggy voice. Uh!

To me, that's what often tips the balance in elections; likability based on personality...charisma. I think the election for Bill Clinton was won the night he played the sax on Arsenio Hall's late night show. I think Obama's 2008 election was won way back in 2004, when he gave his BS "No Red States or Blue States" keynote DNC speech. Conversely, I think Dukakis's commercial showing him riding on a tank like dufus probably sunk him.

Charisma means a lot. Don't underestimate it.


Posted by: Mike at May 04, 2015 09:29 PM (cZOlo)

107 #101: Why, because I'm running against them!

Posted by: Mike Humpanddump at May 04, 2015 09:29 PM (a5m3K)

108 Posted by: ace at May 04, 2015 09:12 PM (PA7DS)

wait, so... you won?

I was kind of waiting for a smackdown coming from Andrew Branca, if that really was him.

He did, after all, write a book called "The Law of Self Defense"

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 09:29 PM (AkOaV)

109 I'll interview Bill and get to the bottom of this.

Posted by: George Stefanalingus at May 04, 2015 09:29 PM (1FyZ2)

110 Four more years of shag, baby!

Posted by: Bill You Know You Want Me Clinton at May 04, 2015 09:29 PM (Uk9e2)

111 Didn't know it either. The more you know PSA had a little star at the end of it. Need a brown star for this revelation.

Posted by: Dave S. at May 04, 2015 09:30 PM (mhkbv)

112 Bill Clinton shook his crooked finger at the TV camera and told the world he did not have sexual relations with that woman.
It is often misquoted as I did not have sex with that woman but that is not what he said.

Sexual relations is penetration by a penis into the vagina.

He knew this as a lawyer.

Posted by: just saying at May 04, 2015 09:30 PM (wkuqO)

113
Whatever will happen to me, if I am not elected president?
I owe an awful lot of "favors"

Therefore, I am "inevitable"

Posted by: HRC at May 04, 2015 09:30 PM (qry2M)

114 111,

LOL!

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 04, 2015 09:30 PM (OsWis)

115
*whistles innocently*

Posted by: gorilla from the ONT a few days back at May 04, 2015 09:31 PM (9/gER)

116 Ace: "like I said, you are confusing the broad idea of mens rea with the different idea of being ignorant of the law. "

No, but never mind. Have a good night. :-)

--Andrew, @LawSelfDefense

Posted by: Law of Self Defense at May 04, 2015 09:31 PM (x3i97)

117 Analingus. It's a classy Rimjob.

Posted by: Donald Trump at May 04, 2015 09:31 PM (1KAUL)

118 If Monica wouldn't have been willing to do that for our greatest President evah, then I sure would have!!!

Posted by: Mr. Mook Mook at May 04, 2015 09:31 PM (1FyZ2)

119 Did he do this in the Oval Office? No wonder he feels invincible. It's one thing to have the launch codes, but it's on a whole other plane of Bond Supervillainy to have the launch codes while receiving analingus.

I will have to step up my game.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 04, 2015 09:32 PM (jR7Wy)

120 I was trying to explain how corrupt the Clinton scam is to a conservative leaning LIV acquaintance, and was met with hostility. "Its irrelevant to me" was the answer.


There are many people who actively don't want to know whats going on and will resent you trying to make them.

Posted by: cm9000 at May 04, 2015 09:32 PM (8zCR+)

121 How did the adults explain away the sight of two gorillas in a 69 to those kiddies?

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 04, 2015 09:32 PM (OsWis)

122 108 >> I was kind of waiting for a smackdown coming from Andrew Branca, if that really was him.

I'm pretty sure they were both arguing the same point on mens rea.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 04, 2015 09:32 PM (pbY3m)

123 As usual, you had me at "analingus."

Analingus: it's not a question, it is an answer.

This comment on salad tossing sponsored in part by The Northern Poverty Science Center and Radagast The Brown for President 2016.

Posted by: @PeeteySDee at May 04, 2015 09:33 PM (jT1te)

124 #118: Get in line, bitch.

Posted by: Nina Burleigh at May 04, 2015 09:33 PM (a5m3K)

125 Bill inserted a cigar up Monic's anus, put it in his mouth, and said, "Mmmm."

Posted by: The Footnotes at May 04, 2015 09:34 PM (RIUBa)

126 >>>Did he do this in the Oval Office?


Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 04, 2015 09:32 PM (jR7Wy)<<<

Nobody knows... the troubles I seen.Nobody knows... but Jesus.
After Bill, I'll take the JEF's feet on me any day.

Posted by: the Resolute Desk at May 04, 2015 09:34 PM (1FyZ2)

127 No, no. It was ana-lingus --just lingus all over again

Posted by: derit at May 04, 2015 09:34 PM (jT+gh)

128 Posted by: GnuBreed at May 04, 2015 09:32 PM (pbY3m)

I don't know. I kind of think ace was right.

But if I ever get arrested, I'm going with the guy who uses his law degree to practice law and write books, not the guy who uses his law degree to write presidential analingus jokes on a smart military blog.

No offense, your ewokness.

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 09:34 PM (AkOaV)

129 If shillary doesn't get the nomination, how long before Sir Chelsea announces for 2020?

Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 04, 2015 09:34 PM (wQ7l/)

130 Bill inserted a cigar up Monic's anus, put it in his mouth, and said, "Mmmm."


Posted by: The Footnotes
****
Clearly you have never kissed Hillary...

Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 04, 2015 09:34 PM (F0Cog)

131 122 Disregard my last transmission. See 116.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 04, 2015 09:34 PM (pbY3m)

132 them hillbillys sure are classy assholes.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 04, 2015 09:35 PM (ucDmr)

133 How did the adults explain away the sight of two gorillas in a 69 to those kiddies?
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 04, 2015 09:32 PM (OsWis)
---
The beast with two silverbacks.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 04, 2015 09:35 PM (jR7Wy)

134 The footnotes of the Starr Report are the original basis for The Aristocrats joke.

Posted by: Internet Facts at May 04, 2015 09:35 PM (9/gER)

135 122 108 >> I was kind of waiting for a smackdown coming from Andrew Branca, if that really was him.

I'm pretty sure they were both arguing the same point on mens rea.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 04, 2015 09:32 PM (pbY3m)



I'd like to see further discussion between ace and Andrew on that point.

Not a "smackdown'; just further discussion. It sounded interesting.

Posted by: rickl at May 04, 2015 09:35 PM (sdi6R)

136 'How did the adults explain away the sight of two gorillas in a 69 to those kiddies?'


They're just wrestling. Who wants a snocone?

Posted by: Your do at May 04, 2015 09:36 PM (JdEZJ)

137 133,

Rosie and Roseanne?

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 04, 2015 09:36 PM (OsWis)

138 Honest question for the hoard for some context. Does anyone know what a headline artist gets for a gig these days. Back some25 years ago I remember headlining acts at 100K per night. What does a Taylor Swift or Rihanna or Beyoncé get for a concert at the Meadowlands? That would give some context to the former emperor's speech fee. If one of these ladies is getting 250K and he is getting 500K for a smaller crowd it will really show people that it is out of line. How about a Ron White or Dave Chappelle? Anyone got an idea? People could relate to that and it would show how outrageous an amount he has been getting.

Posted by: RKinRoanoke at May 04, 2015 09:36 PM (b0n8A)

139 Let me see if I've got this straight: Bill, repeatedly, but never knowingly does anything wrong, and Hussein never knows anything about what went wrong until its in the paper next day?

Posted by: Corpus Delicti at May 04, 2015 09:37 PM (ln4QS)

140 Posted by: rickl at May 04, 2015 09:35 PM (sdi6R)

Definitely

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 09:37 PM (AkOaV)

141 The only person who will prosecute the clintons is Obama. and apparently the clintons know something about Obama that Obama thinks might be damaging.

It doesn't matter what anyone else in the country thinks about any of this.

Posted by: Gladius Day at May 04, 2015 09:38 PM (TO1UR)

142 >>126 >>>Did he do this in the Oval Office?


Orifice.

And it's more like a circle.

Posted by: Monica Lewinsky at May 04, 2015 09:38 PM (1KAUL)

143 Billy get away from those damned dirty apes.

Posted by: Your mom at May 04, 2015 09:38 PM (JdEZJ)

144 'How did the adults explain away the sight of two gorillas in a 69 to those kiddies?'
>>>

They eat their own poop too so just ignore that.

Posted by: Robinson at May 04, 2015 09:38 PM (5gToQ)

145 Can you imagine how many times I would just stare agape at the camera and squeak, "Really?! REALLY?!"... if I made fun of democrats, I mean. Haha. As if.

Posted by: Jon "Jon Stewart" Leibowitz at May 04, 2015 09:38 PM (Q819Q)

146 136 'How did the adults explain away the sight of two gorillas in a 69 to those kiddies?'


They're just wrestling. Who wants a snocone?
Posted by: Your do at May 04, 2015 09:36 PM (JdEZJ)



I wear the required uniform! And tape guys' buns together. And roll around and get sweaty with other guys. But wrestling isn't gay!!!

Posted by: Andrew Clark at May 04, 2015 09:39 PM (yxw0r)

147 If shillary doesn't get the nomination, how long before Sir Chelsea announces for 2020?


Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 04, 2015 09:34 PM (wQ7l/)


The Clinton crime family is trying to set her up as the next generation, but it seems to be falling apart because of their hubris.

Posted by: cm9000 at May 04, 2015 09:39 PM (8zCR+)

148 Bill Clinton a silver tounged devil? Man, that thing's diamond studded platinum.

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 04, 2015 09:39 PM (J+M4l)

149 Pretty sure the Clintons know quite well what's in Obama's medical and school records.

Which would explain the hatred between the two odious families.

They have each other's genitals in a vice.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 04, 2015 09:40 PM (OsWis)

150 The beast with two silverbacks.

-----------

So.... Hillary's back cleavage has a name.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 04, 2015 09:40 PM (JmjOe)

151
Crapus delicioso

Posted by: Sweet, Sweet Monica at May 04, 2015 09:40 PM (qry2M)

152 Hey.... Isn't Analingus one of those huge burgers at Hardee's? (Posted by: fixerupper)

I thought it was that actor who "fixes" Bunny's cable in Logjammin.

Posted by: Daisy Cutter at May 04, 2015 09:40 PM (/XJFz)

153 I told you people years ago.

It's ALL happening at the zoo.

And you people are bringing your kids there!?

Posted by: Paul Simon at May 04, 2015 09:40 PM (1KAUL)

154 I wonder what percentage of the Clinton Foundations expenses are devoted to keeping those who toss his salad silent. Easily 10-15%, right?

Posted by: Dave S. at May 04, 2015 09:41 PM (mhkbv)

155 So what ace is telling us is the Clintons have atomic powered shredders bigger than FDR's desk.

Posted by: Hillary's talking pantsuit at May 04, 2015 09:41 PM (RJMhd)

156 if Hill goes down what are the chances they'll draft Michelle

Posted by: Feh at May 04, 2015 09:42 PM (Uk9e2)

157 It's ALL happening at the zoo.



And you people are bringing your kids there!?

Posted by: Paul Simon at May 04, 2015 09:40 PM (1KAUL)


yikes.......not to the balimore zoo.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 04, 2015 09:42 PM (0O7c5)

158 RE 138: Been a long time since I did any of hiring artists, but my guess is today, the big artists' management more or less runs the whole promotion with some local help. So their fee is essentially gross receipts, less expenses = fee.

I do know that Aerosmith played Bowling Green, Ohio for me in 1975 for $7500 plus 60% of gross over $15,000.

Posted by: Corpus Delicti at May 04, 2015 09:42 PM (ln4QS)

159 easy 10-15

I'd say 20 now Hill is running

Posted by: Feh at May 04, 2015 09:43 PM (Uk9e2)

160
No, but Sidney Blumenthal needs to be waterboarded

Posted by: The Voice of Reason at May 04, 2015 09:43 PM (qry2M)

161 Michelle Obama Jokes About Running For President on Letterman:

https://tinyurl.com/oh8m2jz

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 04, 2015 09:43 PM (OsWis)

162 140 Posted by: rickl at May 04, 2015 09:35 PM (sdi6R)

Definitely
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 09:37 PM (AkOaV)



I'm not a lawyer, and I've never written a book about firearms laws, but I think I get what ace was saying:

It's *illegal* to bring a gun onto school property.

You *intentionally* brought a gun onto school property.

That's all the law cares about. It doesn't matter whether or not you *knew* it was illegal.

Like I said, I'm not a lawyer, so I could be completely off-base. It's probably even likely.

Posted by: rickl at May 04, 2015 09:44 PM (sdi6R)

163 Pretty much the official Democrat position on Bill Clinton is "Well, he might not be lying *this* time."

Clearly you don't have to be serious or intelligent to have power, you just have to make promises regardless of any intent to keep them, and you have to have a crowd dumb or complicit enough to claim to accept those promises.

Honesty and honor are dramatic disadvantages, as it turns out, because once the first dishonest person gets a chance to make the rules, the rules will favor dishonesty thenceforth.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 04, 2015 09:44 PM (bLnSU)

164 Reagan charged $50k per speech, though he did rake in $2 million for two speeches he gave in Japan:

http://tinyurl.com/plrf3ns

(1990 LA Times article)

The article did note that he typically was making around $1.8 million per year from speeches.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 04, 2015 09:44 PM (pbY3m)

165 (giving oral sex to Monica, which he didn't do, or getting oral sex from Monica, which he did)
---

selfish bastid

Posted by: Y-not at May 04, 2015 09:44 PM (9BRsg)

166 Hubris? Revlon has a cover for that....

Posted by: Mr Wizard at May 04, 2015 09:44 PM (vNlkp)

167 #138: I've always been under the impression that the performer doesn't get a set fee for a concert. Instead, the performer rents the venue, charges what he feels like for a ticket, and then just keeps whatever's left over from the gate after paying all the expenses.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at May 04, 2015 09:44 PM (a5m3K)

168 Sexual relations is penetration by a penis into the vagina.



He knew this as a lawyer.

Posted by: just saying at May 04, 2015 09:30 PM (wkuqO)

No, you're confusing /copulation/ with words that don't technically imply copulation.
He was _lying_, just like he did under oath.

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at May 04, 2015 09:44 PM (Q819Q)

169 I heard "analingus". Did I miss anything?

Posted by: Steve Kroft at May 04, 2015 09:45 PM (dcCJA)

170 Pretty sure you could have had GWAR play every night for an entire month for 500k.

Posted by: Garrett at May 04, 2015 09:45 PM (1KAUL)

171 The Clintons are corrupt lying monsters.

The fact that they remain viable as elder statesman and potential presidential candidates is a stain on this country.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 04, 2015 09:45 PM (dvoaF)

172 Chelsea: We give out about what the average charity does. If this is true my donations are stopped.

Chelsea by allowing her name on the charity needs an orange jump suit with numbers too.

Upon first seeing Chelsea Bill looked at Hillary and muttered: Damn, Hillary not the wooden dick Howdy Doody.

Posted by: just saying at May 04, 2015 09:46 PM (wkuqO)

173 And it will probably work, yet again.

Yup, because our countrymen are dumb as a box of rocks.

Posted by: Anti-socialist at May 04, 2015 09:46 PM (+kznc)

174
I too must admit I never heard Monica lewinskied Bills butthole.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 04, 2015 09:46 PM (ODxAs)

175 Re 158 Had The Kinks and George Thorogood (twice) in the late 80s for roughly 50K. The bangles were slightly more at that time. If gross receipts less expenses for a town like Roanoke. Carrie Underwood or Zac Brown would have made about 250K. For 8000 people. Bill getting 2 to 3 xs that for a couple hundred people?? That is the type of number people can make an ad from.

Posted by: RKinRoanoke at May 04, 2015 09:46 PM (b0n8A)

176 Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 04, 2015 09:46 PM (ODxAs)

Yeah, I had no idea.

I was vaguely aware of the cigar.

But again, I was young and not paying attention during those scandals.

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 09:47 PM (AkOaV)

177 161
Michelle Obama Jokes About Running For President on Letterman:



https://tinyurl.com/oh8m2jz

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 04, 2015 09:43 PM (OsWis)

Michelle dissing Hillary. Like Barry giving the finger.

Posted by: The Footnotes at May 04, 2015 09:47 PM (RIUBa)

178 guy who fret over every word until perfect ...anal linguist.

Posted by: Mr Wizard at May 04, 2015 09:47 PM (vNlkp)

179 "The Clinton crime family is trying to set her up as
the next generation, but it seems to be falling apart because of their
hubris.




Posted by: cm9000 at May 04, 2015 09:39 PM (8zCR+)


Ahh.... Ye of so little faith. Sir Chelsea remains, as of now, unblemished by her mobster parents and in laws.
She has that and airbrushing. Lotsa and lotsa airbrushing.

Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 04, 2015 09:47 PM (wQ7l/)

180 Pretty sure the Clintons know quite well what's in Obama's medical and school records.



Which would explain the hatred between the two odious families.



They have each other's genitals in a vice.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 04, 2015 09:40 PM (OsWis)


Actually there has been no evidence the Clinton's have anything on Obama, at least anything they have been willing to use. Reverend Wright being the only counter-example, though they didn't press that very hard.

Posted by: cm9000 at May 04, 2015 09:48 PM (8zCR+)

181 Hey.... Isn't Analingus one of those huge burgers at Hardee's?


No, that's the Analangus.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 04, 2015 09:48 PM (KUa85)

182 Michelle: "we could hang out together, I could help you DO things"

just please don't make me lunch

Posted by: Feh at May 04, 2015 09:48 PM (Uk9e2)

183 I've always been under the impression that the performer doesn't get a set fee for a concert. Instead, the performer rents the venue, charges what he feels like for a ticket, and then just keeps whatever's left over from the gate after paying all the expenses.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at May 04, 2015 09:44 PM (a5m3K)

*****

That was in the olden days. Outrageous guarantees are now the norm, plus a good sized taste of the adjusted gross or outright gross, depending on how hot the act is.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 04, 2015 09:49 PM (3F6F8)

184
Hey kids, what time is it!?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIslhp9vqqw

Posted by: Howdy Doody Clinton at May 04, 2015 09:49 PM (qry2M)

185 Hey Ace, put some ice on it.....

Posted by: Billy Jeff at May 04, 2015 09:49 PM (7GI9v)

186 181..hey...if you've never tried it...

Posted by: Mr Wizard at May 04, 2015 09:49 PM (vNlkp)

187 Accordng to the report Monica gave standard Level 2 bjs, no swallow.

Posted by: eman at May 04, 2015 09:49 PM (MQEz6)

188 I'm covered in crumbs from hot-dog buns.

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at May 04, 2015 09:49 PM (Q819Q)

189 171
The Clintons are corrupt lying monsters.



The fact that they remain viable as elder statesman and potential presidential candidates is a stain on this country.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 04, 2015 09:45 PM (dvoaF)

------

So true. It will just take going negative for a few weeks, and they'll probably lock in 51%.

"Scott Walker doesn't pay his bills, and didn't graduate from college. The Clinton's are serial criminals and liars. Let's call it a wash."

Posted by: Dave S. at May 04, 2015 09:49 PM (mhkbv)

190 Actually there has been no evidence the Clinton's have anything on Obama, at least anything they have been willing to use. Reverend Wright being the only counter-example, though they didn't press that very hard.

Posted by: cm9000 at May 04, 2015 09:48 PM (8zCR+)


If you ever look at his eyes when he is mad... I can't say more here.

Posted by: just saying at May 04, 2015 09:49 PM (wkuqO)

191 Seriously. I had no idea that Monica was a Truffle Hunter.

I knew all about the cigars and other stuff, but I completely missed that nugget.

Posted by: Garrett at May 04, 2015 09:50 PM (1KAUL)

192 >>I too must admit I never heard Monica lewinskied Bills buttonhole.

Neither did I.

I remember (?) the cigar stuff and the bee-jers under the desk while he was on the phone conducting state business.

And something about pizza?

And the dress.

Posted by: Y-not at May 04, 2015 09:51 PM (9BRsg)

193 I knew all about the cigars and other stuff, but I completely missed that nugget.
Posted by: Garrett at May 04, 2015 09:50 PM (1KAUL)


ISWYDT

Posted by: just saying at May 04, 2015 09:51 PM (wkuqO)

194 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 04, 2015 09:51 PM (KCxzN)

195 Now If I were being evil and I knew I had nothing to lose. I would wait until the last moment to use what ever I had. Say in the last few months of a Presidency.

The media is abuzz with happy, glorious thoughts of Legacy. Pretty Pictures are everywhere. The Unicorns have and endless supply of Skittles when all of the sudden shillary the Plumber empties the Septic Tank on the target.

Now that's what I would do If I were evil.

Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 04, 2015 09:52 PM (wQ7l/)

196 Michelle Obama Jokes About Running For President on Letterman:
>>>

Wow school lunches are going to be Gulag worth in 2017.

Oliver Twist: Please sir may I have more?

MO :That's Mam and no!

Posted by: Robinson at May 04, 2015 09:52 PM (5gToQ)

197 the anal stuff is what sent dems over the edge about the starr report

"prurient" and "unnecessary," "undignified," they hissed

kennedy probably did all that and more

clinton looked up to him

Posted by: Feh at May 04, 2015 09:52 PM (Uk9e2)

198 167: Promoter rents the hall and does the promotion. Generally hires the talent. But the big shows may be different for these "world tours". They still need a local presence to handle building the stage, hanging the lights etc. Still even at 50 per ticket for a medium sized town, after you pay the 100 or so people involved it is way less then bill was getting paid for a "speech".
Notice they don't let their speeches get taped. He ahs probably been giving the same speech since 2000. oh, and generally the venue gets the concessions other than t-shirts and crap.

Posted by: RKinRoanoke at May 04, 2015 09:52 PM (b0n8A)

199 >>clinton looked up to him

And Monica looked up to Clinton.
From between his legs.

Posted by: Y-not at May 04, 2015 09:53 PM (9BRsg)

200 if Hill goes down what are the chances they'll draft Michelle

She can eat corn thru a picket fence, that's got to be a plus for them.

Posted by: dartist at May 04, 2015 09:53 PM (ahBY0)

201
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9mCA1he1zM
Hummmmma and Sir Edmund Hillary

Posted by: Howdy Doody Clinton at May 04, 2015 09:53 PM (qry2M)

202 Neither did I.



I remember (?) the cigar stuff and the bee-jers under the desk while he was on the phone conducting state business.



And something about pizza?



And the dress.

Posted by: Y-not at May 04, 2015 09:51 PM (9BRsg)

------
Folks, this is why we come to this site. I've lived in complete ignorance for almost 2 decades.

Posted by: Dave S. at May 04, 2015 09:53 PM (mhkbv)

203 *hic*

Posted by: Shithead Boehner at May 04, 2015 09:53 PM (hY8s0)

204 Earlier someone was depressed and wanted puppies. Well, courtesy of CharlieBrown's Di, here's something:

IDF soldiers save dog on Israeli Egyptian border https://youtu.be/0oPYU3Us9VY

Posted by: Y-not at May 04, 2015 09:55 PM (9BRsg)

205 It's amazing that the Clintons are so tech savvy that they'd each have their own mail server. That's some serious geek shit right there.

Posted by: Fritz at May 04, 2015 09:56 PM (ty633)

206 183: But what is outrageous. If the big acts get 2M per night, then bill's 500k doesn't look too bad to the general public that can't balance a check book. That what I would like to know. hell two guys got 100M each for a crappy fight.

Posted by: RKinRoanoke at May 04, 2015 09:56 PM (b0n8A)

207 so tangents with the legalese and blow jobs

ace's Q is what are they paying for?

my guess is name recognition, influence, access to others through him, and starfucker-in-denial kind of stuff

Posted by: Feh at May 04, 2015 09:58 PM (Uk9e2)

208 >>> Folks, this is why we come to this site.

At least Zombie gives content warnings.

Posted by: fluffy at May 04, 2015 09:58 PM (Ua6T/)

209 Monica was a man's best friend. I didn't even have to put peanut butter on it.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 04, 2015 09:58 PM (1KAUL)

210 If you ever look at his eyes when he is mad... I can't say more here.

Posted by: just saying at May 04, 2015 09:49 PM (wkuqO)


Are you talking about Bill? Then why has he never really taken on Obama?

Posted by: cm9000 at May 04, 2015 09:58 PM (8zCR+)

211 Bill also told us that getting BJs in the oval office wasn't sex.

Posted by: Buffalobob at May 04, 2015 09:58 PM (Az9YM)

212 more like starlicker.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 04, 2015 09:58 PM (OsWis)

213
I Can not lose, I can not. I'll be Ron Brown'd the first flight I book. Please don't do this to an old lady.

Posted by: HRC at May 04, 2015 09:58 PM (qry2M)

214 The Delete key is my friend.

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at May 04, 2015 09:59 PM (Dwehj)

215 #198: Ah, gotcha. I wasn't aware that the promoter hires the performer, rather than the other way around.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at May 04, 2015 09:59 PM (a5m3K)

216 because nothing says "no sex here" like a blow job

Posted by: Feh at May 04, 2015 10:00 PM (Uk9e2)

217 Bill and I ushered in the Age of Debauchery.

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at May 04, 2015 10:00 PM (Dwehj)

218 183: But what is outrageous. If the big acts get 2M per night, then bill's 500k doesn't look too bad to the general public that can't balance a check book. That what I would like to know. hell two guys got 100M each for a crappy fight.
Posted by: RKinRoanoke at May 04, 2015 09:56 PM (b0n8A)

******

Agreed. I was just noting that the Concert model had changed, and probably not in a good way to support the argument you would like to make. With songs selling for $.99 a pop, Touring is now where the money is.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 04, 2015 10:00 PM (XrHO0)

219 I did not get sexually licked by that woman, Monica Lewinsky.

Posted by: Bills Rubber Cheerio at May 04, 2015 10:00 PM (AkOaV)

220 If it's not sex then he could've gotten it from a guy, yes? Cuz it's totally not sexual.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 04, 2015 10:01 PM (jR7Wy)

221 Ready for 4 more years of Carville?

Ready for 4 more years Sidney Blumenthal?

Gagging now. Reason enough to give up TV.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at May 04, 2015 10:01 PM (+1T7c)

222 It does make sense that the promoter would hire the performer, because the promoter has a better sense of what will put asses in the seats in his own hometown, and how much he can get for each ass, than a performer from out-of-state would.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at May 04, 2015 10:01 PM (a5m3K)

223 "no honey, I'm not having sex, she's just giving me a blow job"

Posted by: Feh at May 04, 2015 10:01 PM (Uk9e2)

224 Caps about to win... I hope.

Posted by: Y-not at May 04, 2015 10:01 PM (9BRsg)

225
Caligula ain't got nutthin on me.
Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me

Posted by: HRC at May 04, 2015 10:02 PM (qry2M)

226
Bill and I ushered in the Age of Debauchery.


Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!

I know people that will do incredible mental gymnastic rationalizations to vote for Hillary. We're doomed.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at May 04, 2015 10:02 PM (+1T7c)

227 CAPS ABOUT TO WIN?

Posted by: Reverend Al at May 04, 2015 10:03 PM (G4aHK)

228 So Hilldabeast wouldn't give him analingus?! The most powerful man in the World couldn't get her to do that little thing for him?

Posted by: torabora at May 04, 2015 10:03 PM (hY8s0)

229 "no honey, I'm not having sex, she's just giving me a blow job"


Posted by: Feh


Now THAT'S FUNNY!

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at May 04, 2015 10:04 PM (+1T7c)

230 You wingnuts didn't think America was going to be Ozzie and Harriet forever, did you?

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at May 04, 2015 10:04 PM (Dwehj)

231 After all the times you've cheated on her, would YOU want your wife's mouth anywhere near your genitals?

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 04, 2015 10:04 PM (OsWis)

232 Help us ONT, you're our only hope!

Posted by: ONT-Wan Kenobi at May 04, 2015 10:04 PM (7YlUk)

233 I wonder what Bob Dylan makes per concert. The dude is in his 70s and he plays about 100 dates per year.

He's like the Energizer Bunny of music. That schedule would kill most people half his age.

Posted by: rickl at May 04, 2015 10:05 PM (sdi6R)

234 Now this! I coulda had my acorn licked by an intern.

Posted by: Fairfax's Own, Bob McDonnell at May 04, 2015 10:05 PM (ztOda)

235 from a 2011 yahoo article:

Bush spokesman David Sherzer tells iWatch News that Bush has earned at least $15 million for nearly 140 paid speeches since he left office in Jan. 2009. That's an average of about $110,000 per speech. (iWatch News reports that his average fee is pegged between $100,000 and $150,000.)

Posted by: GnuBreed, read the link in my nic or else at May 04, 2015 10:05 PM (pbY3m)

236 They are above the law. Man's law, that is. But not GOD's Law. That they will have to answer to. So will ubama.

Posted by: Eromero at May 04, 2015 10:05 PM (go5uR)

237 227
CAPS ABOUT TO WIN?

Posted by: Reverend Al at May 04, 2015 10:03 PM (G4aHK)

------
Drew M is going to be so pissed. So, it's a day ending in Y.

Posted by: Dave S. at May 04, 2015 10:05 PM (mhkbv)

238
Gymnastics? I dunno, Huma does the most work, I just lie there and let her position my body for her pleasure.

Sorta like Barakkk and the ferret

Posted by: HRC at May 04, 2015 10:06 PM (qry2M)

239 I think the surfeit of beejer references means the ONT has been ushered in early.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 04, 2015 10:06 PM (jR7Wy)

240 The answer my friend, is blowing lots of wind.

Posted by: Bob Dylan at May 04, 2015 10:06 PM (Dwehj)

241 #218: Touring has always been where the money is for a band. They get such a tiny, insignificant cut from album sales; most of that goes to the record company, which also gets a cut from the artist's small share for promotional expenses. Not to mention the record store's cut.

Bands selling their own songs on iTunes for a buck a pop probably nets them more money than they used to get from selling a copy of a full album at Camelot Records.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at May 04, 2015 10:06 PM (a5m3K)

242 Now I know why Bill liked his interns chubby. So he could fat-shame them into eating more salad.

Posted by: Fritz at May 04, 2015 10:07 PM (ty633)

243 Hey Margot Robbie show me your tits!!!!

Posted by: Lanny Davis at May 04, 2015 10:08 PM (N4qud)

244 242,

Heh.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 04, 2015 10:08 PM (OsWis)

245
The Clinton crime family is trying to set her up as the next generation, but it seems to be falling apart because of their hubris.

Scary thing is, she's 35 this year. Makes her Constitutionally eligible.

Posted by: Worf, Lt, Star Fleet at May 04, 2015 10:08 PM (brIR5)

246 Now I know why Bill liked his interns chubby. So he could fat-shame them into eating more salad.

Posted by: Fritz at May 04, 2015 10:07 PM (ty633)


After tossing his, of course...

Posted by: I'll have the soup at May 04, 2015 10:08 PM (7YlUk)

247 Well, if we've flogged analingus and BJs here, what's left for the ONT?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 04, 2015 10:08 PM (jR7Wy)

248 oh shit...

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 04, 2015 10:09 PM (OsWis)

249 I'm about to launch my Weekend At Bernie's tour.

Posted by: Bob Dylan at May 04, 2015 10:09 PM (Dwehj)

250 245 Great! More bad news.

Posted by: just saying at May 04, 2015 10:09 PM (wkuqO)

251 not at all sure about the analingus deal. I mean, what could be so great about it? I take a wet wipe and do a victory lap and it feels OK. Nowheres near getting a hummer tho'

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at May 04, 2015 10:09 PM (7RXcs)

252 Look at the way those Democrats shit on the White House, what with Bill getting his salad tossed and Willie Nelson smoking a doobie on its roof. Democrats have zero respect for the presidency of this once great country.

Posted by: Daisy Cutter at May 04, 2015 10:09 PM (/XJFz)

253 >>> Well, if we've flogged analingus and BJs here, what's left for the ONT?

Posted by: David Carradine at May 04, 2015 10:10 PM (Ua6T/)

254 #242: "Now I know why Bill liked his interns chubby. So he could fat-shame them into eating tossing more salad."

FIFY... although I'm risking an embarrelling with all this BB code...

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at May 04, 2015 10:10 PM (a5m3K)

255 Well, if we've flogged analingus and BJs here, what's left for the ONT?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 04, 2015 10:08 PM (jR7Wy)


緊縛美

Posted by: 政治的な帽子~で げそ at May 04, 2015 10:10 PM (7YlUk)

256 It will NOT work again. it's an old shtick. Even Vaudeville eventually died.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 04, 2015 10:10 PM (/tNwW)

257 Is there anything in the Starr Report regarding Cleveland Steamers?

Posted by: Dave S. at May 04, 2015 10:11 PM (mhkbv)

258 Conservatives criticizing a capitalist?

Posted by: Ron Fournier at May 04, 2015 10:11 PM (N4qud)

259 There is no ONT, only Zuul!

Posted by: Dana Barrett at May 04, 2015 10:11 PM (+1T7c)

260 After tossing his, of course...

Posted by: I'll have the soup at May 04, 2015 10:08 PM (7YlUk)

Did you know that "tossing salad" is a euphemism for alanalda? Because I don't think anyone else here did.

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at May 04, 2015 10:11 PM (Q819Q)

261
247 Well, if we've flogged analingus and BJs here, what's left for the ONT?
Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 04, 2015 10:08 PM (jR7Wy)

Coprophagia?

Posted by: HRC at May 04, 2015 10:11 PM (qry2M)

262 Don't leave me hanging, David, what's the punchline?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 04, 2015 10:11 PM (jR7Wy)

263 who's paying for these speeches? Marin county?

I pity Chelsea at some level

"dad, that's just gross"
"aw come on darlin, you're makin your mama cry"
"I'm mad at you! you embarrassed me in front of the whole country! in front of the whole world!"
"you're right, I'm a lousy father"
"no, I didn't say that"
"the worst"
"dad, you know I love you"
"that's my little girl. look, after my last speech, I got you something from Tiffany's"

Posted by: Feh at May 04, 2015 10:11 PM (Uk9e2)

264 Bands selling their own songs on iTunes for a buck a
pop probably nets them more money than they used to get from selling a
copy of a full album at Camelot Records.


Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at May 04, 2015 10:06 PM (a5m3K)


But when Corporations screw over the workers in the Entertainment Industry it is somehow not bad. Hollywood being the prime example.

Posted by: cm9000 at May 04, 2015 10:12 PM (8zCR+)

265 Is there anything in the Starr Report regarding Cleveland Steamers?


Posted by: Dave S.

Yeah, they didn't make the playoffs that year.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at May 04, 2015 10:12 PM (+1T7c)

266 Ah, Zhengzhi Maozi, you know what I like!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 04, 2015 10:13 PM (jR7Wy)

267 #260: Have you seen what they're charging for Alan Alda at Whole Foods these days?

Posted by: President Obnoxious at May 04, 2015 10:13 PM (a5m3K)

268 After all the times you've cheated on her, would YOU want your wife's mouth anywhere near your genitals?>>>

What wives still give BJs after the honeymoon?

I thought not cheating on the wife was a moral decision (well that and being too fing busy making enough dough to keep a roof over my family's heads). Crap I was so naive when I was married.

Posted by: Robinson at May 04, 2015 10:13 PM (5gToQ)

269 It's lingus all the way down.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 04, 2015 10:13 PM (JO9+V)

270 Is there anything in the Starr Report regarding Cleveland Steamers?

Is that a choo choo train?

*Does silly happy dance*

Posted by: Joey Biden at May 04, 2015 10:13 PM (7YlUk)

271
Chantilly lace, and a pretty face.... Splat

Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 04, 2015 10:14 PM (qry2M)

272 My God, it's full of starfish...

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 04, 2015 10:14 PM (jR7Wy)

273 M*A*S*H* sucked after Henry and Trapper left.

Posted by: Kenway at May 04, 2015 10:14 PM (N4qud)

274 I put the 'kook' back in left wing kook.

Posted by: Alan Aldi at May 04, 2015 10:14 PM (Dwehj)

275 Alan Alda? Well that's just sick.

Posted by: fairweatherbill at May 04, 2015 10:15 PM (FviSe)

276 looks like I'll miss the ont

Posted by: Feh at May 04, 2015 10:15 PM (Uk9e2)

277 Hillary is not "liked" by the LIVs. There's an actual "Thing" about that. Anyone over forty has seen her crass and pandering bullshit repeatedly.

Anyone under forty "does not like her". They use loose criteria, borderlining on idiocy, for their opinions.

They use the same criteria on the "conservative" side for saying things like: "I don't think Cruz is electable."

Within two pointed questions, you'll get an answer such as: "I don't know. I'm just going off what I've heard."

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at May 04, 2015 10:15 PM (16bOT)

278 Posted by: Alan Aldi at May 04, 2015 10:14 PM (Dwehj)

Are you the guy with the grocery stores?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 04, 2015 10:15 PM (W5DcG)

279 #264: Oh, yeah. It's ridiculous how much Hollywood gets away with of what they collectively rail against every day.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at May 04, 2015 10:15 PM (a5m3K)

280 I didn't know Monica went for the milkdud either.

The little kernels of knowledge we get here (and corn).

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 04, 2015 10:16 PM (oerr2)

281 My God, it's full of starfish...

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 04, 2015 10:14 PM (jR7Wy)


In accordance with Godwin's Law...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxWONd3ZOIc

Posted by: SpongeBob Himmler at May 04, 2015 10:16 PM (7YlUk)

282 There were many times that my righteous indignation sickened even me.

Posted by: Alan Aldi at May 04, 2015 10:16 PM (Dwehj)

283 #270: I don't see what Cleveland's USFL team has to do with the Clintons.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at May 04, 2015 10:17 PM (a5m3K)

284 I'll guess that TFG's speaking fee will be a minimum of $1 million a pop.

That man hates to get out of bed unless he can spend a billion or two for the day.

Posted by: GnuBreed, read the link in my nic, bitches at May 04, 2015 10:17 PM (pbY3m)

285 M*A*S*H* sucked after Henry and Trapper left.
Posted by: Kenway at May 04, 2015 10:14 PM (N4qud)


whenever Trapper John left and they brought in that BJ Hunnicutt fcuknut. Man did he suck ballz

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at May 04, 2015 10:17 PM (7RXcs)

286 >>I wonder what Bob Dylan makes per concert. The dude is in his 70s and he plays about 100 dates per year.



100 gigs a year? Does he need a trombone player?

Posted by: Monica Lewinsky at May 04, 2015 10:18 PM (1KAUL)

287 Oh, yeah. It's ridiculous how much Hollywood gets away with of what they collectively rail against every day.


Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler


I am starting to suspect that the people in "Hollywood" are not very nice.


'thud'

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at May 04, 2015 10:19 PM (+1T7c)

288 Sad Kitty does not approve.

https://tinyurl.com/nsl34r4

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 04, 2015 10:19 PM (OsWis)

289 http://tinyurl.com/lthh64g

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at May 04, 2015 10:19 PM (Q819Q)

290 >>284 I'll guess that TFG's speaking fee will be a minimum of $1 million a pop.



Can I get a 10% break for Negro Dialect?

Posted by: Harry Reid at May 04, 2015 10:19 PM (1KAUL)

291 whenever Trapper John left and they brought in that BJ Hunnicutt fcuknut. Man did he suck ballz

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at May 04, 2015 10:17 PM (7RXcs)


Although "The Giants Win the Pennant!" is a great episode.

Posted by: Vendette at May 04, 2015 10:20 PM (TEpA2)

292 In accordance with Godwin's Law...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxWONd3ZOIc
Posted by: SpongeBob Himmler at May 04, 2015 10:16 PM (7YlUk)
---
What the everlovin' fuck, Japan!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 04, 2015 10:20 PM (jR7Wy)

293 100 gigs a year? Does he need a trombone player?

Posted by: Monica Lewinsky


Is there any bone you won't play with?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 04, 2015 10:20 PM (UVfht)

294 Is Ace doing the ONT?

Posted by: Garrett at May 04, 2015 10:20 PM (1KAUL)

295 You know the rich don't pay enough in taxes. Oh by the way, I'm doing this show about a chemistry teacher turned drug dealer, originally it was going to filmed in LA but taxes are so much lower in New Mexico.

Posted by: Bryan Cranston at May 04, 2015 10:20 PM (N4qud)

296 100 gigs a year? Does he need a trombone player?

Posted by: Monica Lewinsky at May 04, 2015 10:18 PM (1KAUL)

No, but he might be in the market for someone that can blow the saxophone player.

Posted by: GnuBreed, read the link in my nic or I shoot the dog at May 04, 2015 10:21 PM (pbY3m)

297 Watching Clippers on their knees before the Rockets. 24 37

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 04, 2015 10:21 PM (oerr2)

298 Is Ace doing the ONT?

Posted by: Garrett at May 04, 2015 10:20 PM (1KAUL)


Quick!

Someone get the sloth!

Posted by: Slow n' Cool at May 04, 2015 10:21 PM (7YlUk)

299 Bands selling their own songs on iTunes for a buck a pop probably nets them more money than they used to get from selling a copy of a full album at Camelot Records.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at May 04, 2015 10:06 PM

I think so. Even if they're not getting the full dollar, say 70c out of the buck, they're making more per song/unit than under the old system. Whether they're making more in total this way, than they would have under the old album sytem, is another matter. But they're getting more per song sold than the average royalty agreement would have provided.

Posted by: otho at May 04, 2015 10:22 PM (tBSrv)

300 Can you believe he still goes about making fools out of fools willing to believe what he says ! ?


Posted by: ron n. at May 04, 2015 09:00 PM (YVQn/)

Clinton supporters don't believe what he says. No one could defend either Clinton on any accusation against them with a straight face. Truth is, Clinton supporters don't care and that's the really scary part of all of this.

That Hillary Clinton--after all this--is still running for President makes me worry more for my country than just about anything else. What that implies is a collective moral bankruptcy more devastating in the long run than a nuclear Iran.

Posted by: troyriser at May 04, 2015 10:23 PM (gJU39)

301 I'm watching Season 3 of Warehouse 13 on Netflix. Good show for time killing/filling. Apolitical for the most part, some fun historical references.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 04, 2015 10:23 PM (2cS/G)

302 Hillary is not "liked" by the LIVs. There's an actual "Thing" about
that. Anyone over forty has seen her crass and pandering bullshit
repeatedly.

Anyone under forty "does not like her". They use loose criteria, borderlining on idiocy, for their opinions.

They use the same criteria on the "conservative" side for saying things like: "I don't think Cruz is electable."



No Hillary isn't liked by the LIVs, but the problem is that more of the LIVs think Republicans are so far out of the mainstream that it is unthinkable to vote for them.

Posted by: cm9000 at May 04, 2015 10:24 PM (8zCR+)

303 295 You know the rich don't pay enough in taxes. Oh by the way, I'm doing this show about a chemistry teacher turned drug dealer, originally it was going to filmed in LA but taxes are so much lower in New Mexico.

Posted by: Bryan Cranston at May 04, 2015 10:20 PM (N4qud)



Yeah, and the premise is he has to become a drug dealer to pay for his treatment, because teachers don't have gold-plated Cadillac health insurance. If only they had a union with some muscle ...

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 04, 2015 10:24 PM (oKE6c)

304 OK, so at the risk of being willowed...serious question....

So the Clintons have their defenders. But what does, oh, a schmuck like Lanny Davis get out of defending these crooks? I mean, I hear him on the radio and I can't believe that he's sincere about the bullshit he's spouting. So what? Are the Clintons paying him off....?

What drives a normal person to want to defend these shitstains?

Posted by: @JohnTant at May 04, 2015 10:25 PM (CVTpV)

305 "Sad Kitty does not approve."
https://tinyurl.com/nsl34r4

-Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 04, 2015 10:19 PM (OsWis)

Is it just my little circle, or do people call everything that flies and stings "hornets"-?

I've been stung by one repeatedly and it is like taking a Nolan Ryan fastball over and over again.

There are honeybees, bumblebees, yellow jackets, African bees, wasps and then hornets.

Hornets are big and nasty. Everything else is a pin-prick compared to those evil bastards.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at May 04, 2015 10:25 PM (16bOT)

306 Watching Clippers on their knees before the Rockets.

Mutants worshiped a rocket in that one Planet of the Apes movie.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 04, 2015 10:25 PM (W5DcG)

307
I twied! I twied, I weely weely twied.
Mr Soros, Master of all, gimmie a few measly billion, so's I can set up a home for wayward boys, along with Hairy Reed. It's for the chillun.

Posted by: Shemp Shlep Smith at May 04, 2015 10:27 PM (qry2M)

308 Mutants worshiped a rocket in that one Planet of the Apes movie.

I know a little about worshipping a rocket, at least a skinny one that bends to the left.....

Posted by: Monica Lewinsky at May 04, 2015 10:27 PM (CVTpV)

309 Slap,

I'm allergic to bees, hornets, and wasps.

Mosquito bites leave welts the size of Mt Everest.

They all suck as far as I am concerned.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 04, 2015 10:27 PM (OsWis)

310 Yeah, and the premise is he has to become a drug dealer to pay for his treatment, because teachers don't have gold-plated Cadillac health insurance. If only they had a union with some muscle ...
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 04, 2015 10:24 PM (oKE6c)


Spot on. And I loved Breaking Bad. But that was a serious "suspend disbelief" moment early in that show.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at May 04, 2015 10:27 PM (7RXcs)

311 304
OK, so at the risk of being willowed...serious question....



So the Clintons have their defenders. But what does, oh, a schmuck
like Lanny Davis get out of defending these crooks? I mean, I hear him
on the radio and I can't believe that he's sincere about the bullshit
he's spouting. So what? Are the Clintons paying him off....?



What drives a normal person to want to defend these shitstains?

Posted by: @JohnTant at May 04, 2015 10:25 PM (CVTpV)

-----
I have a theory that it's a spin doctor's dream job, much like Mt. Everest to a mountain climber. Like the Grand Canyon to Evel Knievel.

Posted by: Dave S. at May 04, 2015 10:28 PM (mhkbv)

312 I'm under 40. Way under in fact. I don't like Hilary because she's married to an abusive philandering piece of shit, was elected to the senate for no reason, and was a shitty SecState.

At least, that's what I've heard.

And the premise of Breaking Bad was not selling meth to pay for his cancer treatment, it was to leave money for his family. He never planned to get treatment originally.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at May 04, 2015 10:28 PM (ttJ2z)

313 ..."What drives a normal person to want to defend these shitstains?"
-Posted by: @JohnTant at May 04, 2015 10:25 PM (CVTpV)

Lanny Davis had been on their payroll for years. He seems to have a loyalty, as he was compensated generously for his assignments.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at May 04, 2015 10:29 PM (16bOT)

314 OK, so at the risk of being willowed...serious question....



So the Clintons have their defenders. But what does, oh, a schmuck
like Lanny Davis get out of defending these crooks? I mean, I hear him
on the radio and I can't believe that he's sincere about the bullshit
he's spouting. So what? Are the Clintons paying him off....?



What drives a normal person to want to defend these shitstains?

Posted by: @JohnTant at May 04, 2015 10:25 PM (CVTpV)


Lanny is getting paid. He is a soulless hack. I guess it works for him.

Posted by: cm9000 at May 04, 2015 10:29 PM (8zCR+)

315 All about the benjamins.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 04, 2015 10:29 PM (OsWis)

316 I'm under 40. Way under in fact. I don't like
Hilary because she's married to an abusive philandering piece of shit,
was elected to the senate for no reason, and was a shitty SecState.



At least, that's what I've heard.





Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at May 04, 2015 10:28 PM (ttJ2z)


That's pretty much it.

Posted by: Vendette at May 04, 2015 10:30 PM (TEpA2)

317 ..."They all suck as far as I am concerned."
-Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 04, 2015 10:27 PM (OsWis)

Dood! At least my insomnia allows me to go outside!

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at May 04, 2015 10:31 PM (16bOT)

318 Lanny Davis would have fought Monica for the peanut.

Posted by: Garrett at May 04, 2015 10:31 PM (1KAUL)

319 Lanny Davis had been on their payroll for years. He seems to have a loyalty, as he was compensated generously for his assignments.

I knew he worked for them at one time, but as far as I know the business relationship ended. So why keep doing it? Desperate hope that his masters will notice him again...?

Posted by: @JohnTant at May 04, 2015 10:32 PM (CVTpV)

320 #312: I'm oh-so-slightly over 40, and I think you pretty much have it nailed.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at May 04, 2015 10:32 PM (a5m3K)

321 Did someone say wusty twombone?

Posted by: Bawney Fwankophone at May 04, 2015 10:32 PM (jEVE9)

322 All about the benjamins.

He ought to be getting Clevelands.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 04, 2015 10:32 PM (W5DcG)

323
Posted by: Vendette at May 04, 2015 10:30 PM (TEpA2)
and so we meet again...

Hiya!

Posted by: Shemp Shlep Smith at May 04, 2015 10:32 PM (qry2M)

324 I want my
I want my
I want my ONT

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 04, 2015 10:32 PM (rJUlF)

325 What drives a normal person to want to defend these shitstains?
Posted by: @JohnTant at May 04, 2015 10:25 PM (CVTpV)

******

The cash from the Clinton Global Slush Fund and various other Clinton Foundations.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 04, 2015 10:33 PM (XrHO0)

326 #322: I'd gladly take a Cleveland from President Clinton to thank him for keeping abortion legal!

Posted by: Nina Burleigh at May 04, 2015 10:33 PM (a5m3K)

327 off fnc whimperer sock!

Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 04, 2015 10:34 PM (qry2M)

328 O/T
I was listening to The Five on satellite radio this afternoon. I swear Gutfeld is lurking and then repeating on air what we say here.

Posted by: fairweatherbill at May 04, 2015 10:34 PM (xrURQ)

329 Not meaning to change this topic but...

the San Andreas movie coming out is looking... timely. Given the events of Nepal.

How boned *is* LA, exactly, if the Big One hits?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 04, 2015 10:34 PM (W540W)

330 >>Spot on. And I loved Breaking Bad. But that was a serious "suspend disbelief" moment early in that show.

you are being too kind. this was extending the myth. this was clearing the path for socialized health care. this was part of the big lie.

this is what they do. every day, all day. they twist reality knowing that 90 percent of the people will believe it.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at May 04, 2015 10:34 PM (LWu6U)

331 And to expand on that a bit, not only is she married to a philandering abuser, she stayed with him and actively defended him to further her own career.

A staunch, fiercely independent feminist. Obviously.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at May 04, 2015 10:35 PM (ttJ2z)

332
Obviously

Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 04, 2015 10:36 PM (qry2M)

333 "I knew he worked for them at one time, but as far as I know the business relationship ended. So why keep doing it? Desperate hope that his masters will notice him again...?"
-Posted by: @JohnTant at May 04, 2015 10:32 PM (CVTpV)

Being wrong is never an option when you compartmentalize everything. You are simply "correct for the defense of the given topic", so long as you don't look at the overall picture.

...lawyers. Go figure.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at May 04, 2015 10:36 PM (16bOT)

334 So the Clintons have their defenders. But what
does, oh, a schmuck like Lanny Davis get out of defending these crooks?
I mean, I hear him on the radio and I can't believe that he's sincere
about the bullshit he's spouting. So what? Are the Clintons paying him
off....?



What drives a normal person to want to defend these shitstains?

Posted by: @JohnTant at May 04, 2015 10:25 PM (CVTpV)


If she wins the presidency, wouldn't you want to be on their good side?

Posted by: Vendette at May 04, 2015 10:36 PM (TEpA2)

335 Look my wife was being blackmailed because she was a socialist. Also someone grabbed the the revolver from me in the dark. Flames coming from the side of my head. I didn't do it. But I will escort Yevette up to the attic...

Posted by: The butler, Prof Plum, Ms. White, Col Mustard and Mr. Green at May 04, 2015 10:36 PM (9VT5u)

336 >> I swear Gutfeld is lurking and then repeating on air what we say here.

we'll know if he uses the word "anulingus" today.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at May 04, 2015 10:36 PM (LWu6U)

337 How boned *is* LA, exactly, if the Big One hits?



Well, the water shortage will be gone.

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 04, 2015 10:37 PM (J+M4l)

338 Hillary is old and forgetful enough that she has gone through mens rea pause.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 04, 2015 10:38 PM (mvenn)

339 Money for SOMETHING and my chicks for free:

I really like to play that Sax,
I really like to bang them young.
Maybe get a blister on my Little Billy
Maybe get a blister on my horndog thumb.

Posted by: Clinton Foundation Speech at May 04, 2015 10:38 PM (cCxiu)

340
we'll know if he uses the word "anulingus" today.
Posted by: Gentlemen,

Doubtful he would call it rim job.

Posted by: fairweatherbill at May 04, 2015 10:38 PM (FviSe)

341 337 How boned *is* LA, exactly, if the Big One hits?



Well, the water shortage will be gone.

And I'll make MILLIONS in real estate!

Posted by: Lex Luthor, Greatest Criminal Mastermind Of Our Time at May 04, 2015 10:39 PM (rJUlF)

342 Not meaning to change this topic but...

the San Andreas movie coming out is looking... timely. Given the events of Nepal.

How boned *is* LA, exactly, if the Big One hits?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 04, 2015 10:34 PM


shit...there was a 4.something quake centered just south of Kalamazoo, Michigan on Saturday...

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 04, 2015 10:39 PM (KCxzN)

343 #328: I've mentioned before that I'm sure someone from The League reads this blog, because I've seen a surprising number of our in-jokes recycled on that show.

Well, I figured out who it is on that show that reads this blog. I'm reluctant to name him or her here, out of respect for his or her career, but I'm willing to share this knowledge at the next CO Morondezvous if someone reminds me.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at May 04, 2015 10:39 PM (a5m3K)

344
If she wins the presidency, wouldn't you want to be on their good side?
Posted by: Vendette at May 04, 2015 10:36 PM (TEpA2)

I dunno, what are the consequences if she doesn't win?

Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 04, 2015 10:39 PM (qry2M)

345 How boned *is* LA, exactly, if the Big One hits?

Imagine Peter North fully inserting himself into a midget. That's how boned LA will be.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 04, 2015 10:39 PM (UVfht)

346 I didn't have the fucking candlestick and Mustard found the the secret passageway.

Posted by: Miss Scarlet at May 04, 2015 10:40 PM (9VT5u)

347 So... I guess no takers for these 72 raisins in here tonight, then?

Posted by: your friendly local ISIS recruiter at May 04, 2015 10:40 PM (W540W)

348 Doubtful he would call it rim job.
Posted by: fairweatherbill at May 04, 2015 10:38 PM (FviSe)

*****

Punctuation is important.

*Let's eat, Grandma!*
*Let's eat Grandma!*

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 04, 2015 10:41 PM (cIoI4)

349 Posted by: Clinton Foundation Speech at May 04, 2015 10:38 PM (cCxiu)

Your syllables are "off".

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at May 04, 2015 10:41 PM (16bOT)

350 I was listening to The Five on satellite radio this
afternoon. I swear Gutfeld is lurking and then repeating on air what we
say here.



Posted by: fairweatherbill at May 04, 2015 10:34 PM (xrURQ)


Maybe, maybe not. There is a conservative echo-chamber, albeit much less powerful than the Leftist MFM driven one.

Posted by: cm9000 at May 04, 2015 10:41 PM (8zCR+)

351 #319: Future considerations. If Hillary is elected President, Davis will almost certainly be getting a Cabinet-level post.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at May 04, 2015 10:42 PM (a5m3K)

352 Ace has been stealing our jokes for years.

Posted by: Garrett at May 04, 2015 10:42 PM (1KAUL)

353 I like The League, but they can be a little too gross for even my jaded tastes. What's her name masturbating in a car and inducing her own labor was a low point.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 04, 2015 10:42 PM (2cS/G)

354 Although if it ever comes out that Bill really did pork Liz Hurley, well.......

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at May 04, 2015 10:42 PM (ttJ2z)

355 Because of the massive increase in laws and regulations, mens rea is no longer necessary. Indeed, this is the critical inflection point in our society. The government can get anyone they please because we all are inadvertently committing crimes we are unaware of. And the other side of that coin is that prosecutors can simply decline to prosecute someone without any explanation. A Holder DOJ flack decides not to follow up on contempt chargers on Lerner, and resigns the same day. The dems and the media are as corrupt as one can imagine

Posted by: Ian Deal at May 04, 2015 10:42 PM (QgD01)

356 So we're imbibing to immanentize the ONT, right?

Fittingly, I'm drinking vodka and sour apple pucker.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 04, 2015 10:42 PM (jR7Wy)

357 Okay, morons. The Sandman©® is moving to the northeast Ohio area in the next few months. Jobs in my area, Western North Carolina, and in my specialty, electro-neurodiagnostics, are zilch.

Thanks JEF, aka Urkel X, for screwing the pooch for me. Jeez. So after more than a year of just getting by, it's time to move to greener working pastures.

What morons in here are in the northeast Ohio area? Things like moron meets?

I'm remarrying later this year. After Ohio...Texas. And no further. That's our goal. One I've had since 1989.

IS there a moron horde® transfer form? Secret regional handshake?

Anything would be helpful.

Be kind. I'm tender hearted like Genghis Khan. Sensitive, I mean.

Posted by: sandman is moving northward at May 04, 2015 10:43 PM (zxaA2)

358 This monkey brain soup is my favorite...

Posted by: Mrs. White at May 04, 2015 10:43 PM (9VT5u)

359 348,
Meant it as I wrote it.

Posted by: fairweatherbill at May 04, 2015 10:43 PM (xrURQ)

360 Has the POTUS said one word about the terrorist attack in Texas? Met with homeland security? Anything?

Posted by: ThunderB at May 04, 2015 10:43 PM (zOTsN)

361 nope.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 04, 2015 10:44 PM (OsWis)

362 I did 100s of rim jobs when I worked at a bike shop and gas stations when I was 16-18.

Should I feel dirty?

Posted by: Robinson at May 04, 2015 10:45 PM (5gToQ)

363 Freedom of expression should not be met with violence. Yadda yadda.

Posted by: Carbon Copy WH Statement at May 04, 2015 10:45 PM (ttJ2z)

364 Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at May 04, 2015 10:28 PM (ttJ2z)

I too am way under 40, and I agree. And most people I know think Hillary is a shrew, and the Clintons are the Underwoods from House of Cards.

Posted by: Bills Rubber Cheerio at May 04, 2015 10:46 PM (AkOaV)

365 Bill: "Hey Al...., how'ya doing?"

Al Gore: "Fine Bill...., what do you want?"

Bill:"Awww..., hyuk, hyuk..., what makes you think I want something Al?"


Al Gore: "Because that is the only reason, you ever call anyone."

Bill: "Hyuk, hyuk..., you're always a card Al."

Al Gore: " Right..., now what do you want?"

Bill: "Well, I just happened to recall that you had some trouble with money, nuns, and all of that, and you used a phrase to paper over the problem and I've been trying to remember what it was."

Al Gore: "You mean, 'No controlling legal authority'..."?

Bill: "Yup! That's it, by golly."
* click*
*dial tone*

Al Gore: "Bill? Bill...?"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 04, 2015 10:46 PM (F2IAQ)

366 Has the POTUS said one word about the terrorist attack in Texas? Met with homeland security? Anything?
Posted by: ThunderB at May 04, 2015 10:43 PM (zOTsN)

What is this Texas you talk of?

Posted by: Fredo at May 04, 2015 10:46 PM (/tNwW)

367 #362: Nah, I think you've been officially cleansed by that time you spent stranded on a desert isle, Mr. Crusoe.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at May 04, 2015 10:47 PM (a5m3K)

368 360: That idiot refuses to call that a terorrist act. The people holding the show asked for it. He's just a fuckin prick. he hates every one of us.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 04, 2015 10:47 PM (ucDmr)

369 @345, Coldbeers....'Your Syllables are off"

I'll get right on that when I sober up.

Posted by: Clinton Foundation Speech at May 04, 2015 10:48 PM (cCxiu)

370 he hates every one of us.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 04, 2015 10:47 PM (ucDmr)

I know he hates me. I was in DC a few days ago and he drove by and I swear he gave me the finger

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 04, 2015 10:48 PM (/tNwW)

371 Sandman, just mention Ghoulardi and the neOH morons will crawl out of the woodwork.

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 04, 2015 10:48 PM (J+M4l)

372 Although if it ever comes out that Bill really did pork Liz Hurley, well.......

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at May 04, 2015 10:42 PM (ttJ2z)


I thought that was a pretty well established open secret. If not then Slick loses a few points with me.

Posted by: cm9000 at May 04, 2015 10:49 PM (8zCR+)

373 What is this Texas you talk of?

It's a place where there are no state income taxes.

A place where you can legally drive 80 miles an hour.

A place where people carry guns without shooting each other at every encounter.

In short, I think it's a myth.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 04, 2015 10:49 PM (UVfht)

374 370: He gives everybody the finger. He's still a pussified eighth grader.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 04, 2015 10:49 PM (ucDmr)

375 362, I think you'll have to ask an expert. Monica?

Posted by: fairweatherbill at May 04, 2015 10:50 PM (xrURQ)

376 He gives everybody the finger. He's still a pussified eighth grader.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 04, 2015 10:49 PM (ucDmr)

Sigh. And I thought I was special?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 04, 2015 10:50 PM (/tNwW)

377 Sandman, just mention Ghoulardi and the neOH morons will crawl out of the woodwork.
Posted by: bergerbilder at May 04, 2015 10:48 PM (J+M4l)
---
Parma!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 04, 2015 10:50 PM (jR7Wy)

378 #370: He was pretending to scratch his cheek with that finger, wasn't he? He's fond of that little gesture.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at May 04, 2015 10:50 PM (a5m3K)

379 376: Nope. He hates all whiteys equally.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 04, 2015 10:51 PM (ucDmr)

380 ew, gross sock

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 10:53 PM (AkOaV)

381 Obama is bummed that the Texas thing ended with only the Muslims dead.

Posted by: cm9000 at May 04, 2015 10:54 PM (8zCR+)

382
Parma, where the mafia hit men go, till things blow over.

Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 04, 2015 10:54 PM (qry2M)

383 Has Obama announced the national day of mourning for the assassinated muslims in texas yet?

Posted by: Phil at May 04, 2015 10:55 PM (39FGM)

384 381,

Good.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 04, 2015 10:55 PM (OsWis)

385 #372: It's well-known that he will pork any woman, anywhere, any time. Of course he did it with her. And former Miss America Elizabeth Grace Warden. And Markie Post.

A Democrat POTUS is the ultimate alpha male in the calculations of a liberal woman.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at May 04, 2015 10:56 PM (a5m3K)

386 Oh, and as far as things learned about Bill from the Starr report....we also learned that he has a very small penis. Of the variety Harry Reid would enjoy.

Posted by: Phil at May 04, 2015 10:58 PM (39FGM)

387
Doobie Doobie Doo

Posted by: The Penguin at May 04, 2015 10:58 PM (qry2M)

388 Bill Clinton prolly got more ass than Charlie Sheen.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 04, 2015 10:58 PM (ucDmr)

389 Sandman, just mention Ghoulardi and the neOH morons will crawl out of the woodwork.


Ghoulardi ? Please tell me more.


ne(northeast) Ohio? Hmmm. Better already.

Posted by: sandman is moving northward at May 04, 2015 10:59 PM (zxaA2)

390 It's well-known that he will pork any woman, anywhere, any time. Of course he did it with her. And former Miss America Elizabeth Grace Warden. And Markie Post.

A Democrat POTUS is the ultimate alpha male in the calculations of a liberal woman.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at May 04, 2015 10:56 PM (a5m3K)

******
If he really nailed Markie Post, then a hat tip only from me.

He still is and was a total scumbag, but Markie was a large deposit in the spank bank of my youth.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 04, 2015 10:59 PM (3F6F8)

391 So Bill has a little dick...

That would explain the cigar.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 04, 2015 11:00 PM (OsWis)

392 Neon Hydroxide?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 04, 2015 11:00 PM (W540W)

393 ONT

Posted by: Vendette at May 04, 2015 11:00 PM (TEpA2)

394 Not Markie Post too! I used to like her. Damn another dream gone splat.

Posted by: fairweatherbill at May 04, 2015 11:00 PM (xrURQ)

395 I'd guess that Slick's Willy isn't especially small, but it is especially covered with cold sores.

Hope Monica used a dental shield.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 04, 2015 11:01 PM (W540W)

396 James Carville once said, "Drag a hundred-dollar bill through a trailer park, and you never know what you'll get". Unbeknownst to him, he was basically revealing what gets Bubba's engine revving.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at May 04, 2015 11:02 PM (a5m3K)

397 Oh, and as far as things learned about Bill from the Starr
report....we also learned that he has a very small penis.


And, he leans to the left, IYKWIM.

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 04, 2015 11:02 PM (J+M4l)

398 #394: Yeah, I was sad about that, too.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at May 04, 2015 11:03 PM (a5m3K)

399 Ghoulardi has a wikipedia page.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghoulardi

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 04, 2015 11:06 PM (J+M4l)

400 Hence, presstitute meme "No direct evidence linking $$" to some official act by the corrupt harridan Hillary.

Posted by: jimdancer@angryquail at May 04, 2015 11:06 PM (g1MTt)

401 Oh, I just realized... I got that Miss America's name wrong. It was Elizabeth Ward Gracen, not Elizabeth Grace Warden.

Sorry about the error, there.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at May 04, 2015 11:08 PM (a5m3K)

402 Sandman, neOH has many big health care companies with branches and hospitals all over the area (about 4mm people), probably in the hudreds. The biggest are Cleveland Clinic, University Hospitals, and Summa.

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 04, 2015 11:13 PM (J+M4l)

403 Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 04, 2015 11:01 PM (W540W)

It was compared to a quarter, If I recall properly.

Posted by: Phil at May 04, 2015 11:14 PM (39FGM)

404 Good Lord, I loathe these people -- the Clinton's and their ilk.

Posted by: Tired Mom at May 04, 2015 11:21 PM (Rf6QT)

405 bergerbilder,

Yeppers. You get the prize, which is nadda. Squat. Bubkis. But you are right: Cleveland Clinic, University Hospitals, Lutheran, St Vincent, and some others.

I will return to school and widen the net I cast jobwise. But I will forever hate the demoncrat party for the abortion that is Obozocare.

I hold my grudges. Does it show just a lil bit?

Posted by: sandman is moving northward at May 04, 2015 11:25 PM (zxaA2)

406 And old Bubba Clinton and his small junk can go straight to that really hot place.

Posted by: sandman is moving northward at May 04, 2015 11:27 PM (zxaA2)

407 Okay funniest thing ever.

Ace: did you guys not read the footnotes of the Starr report?

Meexplosive snort) most of us haven't even read this post.

Posted by: simplemind at May 04, 2015 11:27 PM (lmaNs)

408 Did not know about Clinton's analingus. Did not NEED to know.

Posted by: Old Hob at May 04, 2015 11:34 PM (Lp6I1)

409 democrats can lie, steal, cheat, kill people, and even commit massive fraud, and know what? the media will yawn and continue on with their carefully crafted epidemics, "trends," and manufactured crisis. the general public, especially the past couple of generations, won't know anything about what is really going on here until it is too late.

...in the meantime, Mitch Mconnel is trying to find his chin, and John Boehner is cowering under his desk on one of his crying jags. the debt keeps tick, tick, ticking away, but hey, there's basketball and Kim Kardashian's behind bobbling.

Posted by: Mistress Overdone at May 05, 2015 12:44 AM (2/oBD)

410 OK. I know this thread is long dead but on the off chance some lawyer or someone with legal knowledge will read this, what about the issue of spoliation?


A basic premise of our legal system is the presumption of innocence unless proven guilty. It is my understanding, though, that spoliation is the mirror image to the presumption of innocence. When you destroy evidence, we cannot know what was destroyed but legally we can presume the worst because that is why, we presume, you destroyed it.


The Clintons have a rich and varied history of destroying evidence. The most recent blatant example is Hillary Clinton using a private email server in direct violation of a whole lot of regulations, if not laws. When required to provide those emails from her server she handed over some innocuous emails and destroyed thousands of others. How is this not spoliation? Is there some high legal bar required to establish spoliation? If spoliation is established in one matter can it then be assumed in other matters?

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 05, 2015 04:07 AM (KDbAT)

411 Any lawyers around here can tell you there is this thing called "consciousness of guilt." Destruction of evidence (such as deleting email records) is evidence of consciousness of guilt.

Posted by: Buster Hyman at May 05, 2015 04:08 AM (5fSr7)

412 ace: "I was kind of waiting for a smackdown coming from Andrew Branca, if that really was him."

It was really me! Just had other things to do, and lacked the time to dissect law from misconception (and, likely, miscommunication) just then.

Maybe next time. Until that day, then. :-)

--Andrew, @LawSelfDefense

Posted by: Law of Self Defense at May 05, 2015 08:50 AM (x3i97)

(Jump to top of page)






Processing 0.05, elapsed 0.0517 seconds.
15 queries taking 0.0127 seconds, 421 records returned.
Page size 186 kb.
Powered by Minx 0.7 alpha.



MuNuvians
MeeNuvians
Polls! Polls! Polls!
Frequently Asked Questions
The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
Top Top Tens
Greatest Hitjobs

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat