So Now They're Cutting Firehoses, to Keep Fire Fighters From Putting Out the Fires They Set




And thanks to @comradearthur, this is a great way to watch the End of America -- Anthony Cumia (formerly of Opie & Anthony) is adding deadpan commentary to the news stations' video feeds.

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1 This is when the National Guard needs to start shooting.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 27, 2015 06:59 PM (mx5oN)

2 They are somewhat low IQ oxygen thieves.

Posted by: Gmac- Pulling in feelers in preperation... at April 27, 2015 06:59 PM (4CRfK)

3 The last Republican Mayor of Baltimore was 1967. The current Mayor is
black.
Currently all 15 members of city council are Democrats which the
majority are black.
Currently all State Representative of Baltimore are Democrats which the
majority are black.
Currently all State Senators of Baltimore are Democrats which the
majority are black.
The Baltimore Police Commissioner is black.

So why aren't these protesters taking up their gripes with them instead
of rioting and destroying property? Because rioting, looting,
assaulting people, and destroying property is so much more fun and
profitable !

Posted by: jrg at April 27, 2015 06:59 PM (n1a4s)

4 It's all McNulty's fault.

Posted by: bestie21 at April 27, 2015 07:00 PM (qifmL)

5 What does history tell you now, Shep?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 27, 2015 07:00 PM (R0mPA)

6 I put CNN on & saw hose cut. People trying to save their neighborhood vs those that want to wreck it.

Posted by: Carol at April 27, 2015 07:01 PM (sj3Ax)

7 I put CNN on & saw hose cut. People trying to save their neighborhood vs those that want to wreck it.

Posted by: Carol at April 27, 2015 07:01 PM (sj3Ax)

8 I don't understand how Ace's "divorce" idea works out, but if it includes live rounds, count me in.

Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at April 27, 2015 07:02 PM (LWu6U)

9 We are seeing the break down of Law and Order, because while authorities will come your house, and shoot your dog or kids...

They will NOT do anything to hurt a minority, while its on TV...

Posted by: BB Wolf at April 27, 2015 07:02 PM (qh617)

10 >>This is when the National Guard needs to start shooting.

And yet, the governor hasn't even declared a state of emergency.

It's like they want this to escalate.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 27, 2015 07:03 PM (g1DWB)

11 Sr. Citizens housing in same bldg as CVS. It seems that way on. Twitter.

Posted by: Carol at April 27, 2015 07:03 PM (sj3Ax)

12 Fcuk the Man and his firehoses!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 27, 2015 07:03 PM (8ZskC)

13 Cutting the fire hoses does seem like a good idea from a tactical...

Wait.

They sent firefighters in to put out the CVS and the cops didn't secure the area first? What a clown show.

Posted by: Methos at April 27, 2015 07:03 PM (ZbV+0)

14 So Now They're Cutting Firehoses, to Keep Fire Fighters From Putting Out the Fires They Set

Obviously, just spontaneous, no planning whatsoever, no professional agitators or dedicated subversives involved.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at April 27, 2015 07:03 PM (xpPRn)

15 The libs will run for conservative states for safety. And then try to ruin those places as well.



They are a fcuking cancer of the worst order.

Posted by: prescient11 at April 27, 2015 07:04 PM (q5APL)

16 Wait until the find out the cops really did kill him. Or not. It won't matter rioters gonna riot.

Posted by: hot flame at April 27, 2015 07:04 PM (wkuqO)

17 THEY'RE CUTTING THE HOES?

Posted by: Al Sharpton at April 27, 2015 07:04 PM (WzbCv)

18 This is all due to an offensive video

Posted by: Hillary! at April 27, 2015 07:04 PM (NUCTk)

19
It's like they want this to escalate.


See Nixon, Jay, Withholding of National Guard.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at April 27, 2015 07:04 PM (xpPRn)

20 What did that liquor store ever do to those poor yoots?

Posted by: dogfish at April 27, 2015 07:04 PM (1vYi0)

21 So, like MST3K, only with moar mayhem and violence?

Posted by: Sharkman at April 27, 2015 07:05 PM (72D6h)

22
well CVS did get on their high horse about selling tobacco products

Posted by: kj at April 27, 2015 07:05 PM (lKyWE)

23 Cutting hoses can be a good thing, starting with these people's fathers.

Posted by: pep at April 27, 2015 07:05 PM (LAe3v)

24 Good first stage; second stage ignition.

Posted by: rickl at April 27, 2015 07:05 PM (sdi6R)

25 Oh no! They are looting the liquor store now.

I did not see that coming.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 27, 2015 07:05 PM (g1DWB)

26 See? This is what happens when you boot the CFL out of your town.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 27, 2015 07:06 PM (kivUY)

27 National Guard now being activated per Greta.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 27, 2015 07:06 PM (gMa4k)

28 What did that liquor store ever do to those poor yoots?

A lousy single-malt scotch selection.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 27, 2015 07:06 PM (8ZskC)

29 It's called 'overwatch'. Done it with M60 long ago but most recently a SAW. Nifty hose protection.

Posted by: Eromero at April 27, 2015 07:06 PM (go5uR)

30 Looting the liquor store is an act of love wingnuts.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein Brattleboro Vermont at April 27, 2015 07:06 PM (K4mLp)

31 Let 'em have their fun. They'll get tired soon.

Posted by: Mayor Stephanie Rawlings-Blake at April 27, 2015 07:07 PM (8ZskC)

32 the moment an unarmed black child dies because some white-black allegedly feared for his life...Lynch is going to sue everybody. Looks like my taxes are going up

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at April 27, 2015 07:07 PM (qyobn)

33 Tell them rioting is part time work and they will be paying taxes.

Posted by: hot flame at April 27, 2015 07:07 PM (wkuqO)

34 They are asking for calm. They'll get anticalm.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 27, 2015 07:07 PM (W5DcG)

35 They are setting up the Governor (a Republican) as the fall guy.

If he drops the hammer and cracks down - RACISM !

If he stands back like the Missouri gov - RACISM !!

watch for it

Posted by: McCool at April 27, 2015 07:07 PM (PhpHA)

36 Eh, third worlders burning down what little they have. Do Not Care. This is socialist on socialist.

Posted by: Anti-socialist at April 27, 2015 07:08 PM (+kznc)

37 Nice launch window management for SpaceX.

Posted by: rickl at April 27, 2015 07:08 PM (sdi6R)

38 We are seeing the break down of Law and Order,
No, we're seeing the fruition of Homicide: Life on the Street.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 27, 2015 07:08 PM (kivUY)

39 That Anthony commentary is great. It's not that far to DC is it? C'mon looters, you can make it!

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 27, 2015 07:08 PM (5buP8)

40 So when we split into two countries, who gets the nukes?

They are
mostly located in red states, but since they are under the control of
the US military, and presumably it will be the red states that are
succeeding, the blue states/USA will probably claim them.

Posted by: Jon (not the troll) at April 27, 2015 07:08 PM (HA+/6)

41 Cops kill twice as many whites as blacks, despite the fact that blacks commit a disproportionate amount of the crimes in this country. Furthermore, killings of blacks by cops have been decreasing over the past few decades, while killing of whites by cops has been escalating.

But hey, we can't let any actual facts get in the way of a good excuse for rioting and looting, now can we?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 27, 2015 07:08 PM (lmdHn)

42 Baltimore got the rioters they deserve.

Posted by: Iblis at April 27, 2015 07:08 PM (9221z)

43 Just turned on Fox for a minute. Why were they shrilling so hard for the police and for calling out the national guard?

just to hurt o'malley?

honestly, cops should have moved in hours ago

Posted by: mynewhandle at April 27, 2015 07:09 PM (AkOaV)

44 they just need space

Posted by: Mayor Stephanie at April 27, 2015 07:09 PM (Uk9e2)

45 I saw fIREHOSE open for Sonic Youth at the Mesa Amphitheater in 1991!

Posted by: Garrett at April 27, 2015 07:09 PM (WzbCv)

46
@35

well if you're damned if you do and damned if you don't you might as well do

Posted by: kj at April 27, 2015 07:09 PM (lKyWE)

47 lol, I think Anthony Cumia was drinking a beer.

Posted by: L, Elle at April 27, 2015 07:09 PM (2x3L+)

48 29 It's called 'overwatch'. Done it with M60 long ago but most recently a SAW. Nifty hose protection.


Posted by: Eromero at April 27, 2015 07:06 PM (go5uR)


Old School Riot control...

M-14, Bayonets... we trained in formation, in order to be able to clear a pier (US Navy)...

Oh... and in that instance... throwing a rock IS considered an assault with a deadly weapon... and can be met with lethal force.

Remember..... David slew Goliath... with a rock...

Posted by: BB Wolf at April 27, 2015 07:09 PM (qh617)

49 How would you like to the Director of Tourism for the City of Baltimore right now? That's gotta be a tough sell.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 27, 2015 07:10 PM (g1DWB)

50 This is what I posted in the last thread that got Williowed:

74
By all accounts, Freddy Gray suffered a n injury to his spinal cord,
(Preliminary autopsy says 80% severing) while in the police van, being
transported.

Never made it into the jail before being rushed to hospital, where he died a week later.



Posted by: VIA, Live from Baltimore at April 27, 2015 06:12 PM (VPLuQ)


Exactly. Suspicious as FUCK. And know what? ALL of the officers involved were suspended, and a full investigation was ordered and is ongoing. Preliminary report is due this week. These thugs don't even know what happened, if there was a cover up or anything. For all we know indictments against cops could be imminent. THERE ISN'T ANYTHING TO PROTEST AGAINST YET.

Doesn't matter, and I'd be surprised if the rioters even care. They just want to loot and burn. That CVS that's burning? It's right in the heart of Penn North which is generally a black entrepreneurial success story, lots of businesses owned by blacks, a revitalized neighborhood, the whole works. It's a bloody outrage to me, parts of my city that are models for the rest being destroyed. Who gets hurt? Me? No. The black community. I tell you this, there are a lot of blacks who feel the same way I do, and the pressure between factions of that community is growing daily. Local news showed a shot of residential streets on the periphery of the riots and there were lots of little knots of people, neighbors, talking in small groups with lots and lots of head shaking and anger-at the rioters.
https://youtu.be/fa4S1_v-YJ4

Posted by: Weirddave at April 27, 2015 07:10 PM (WvS3w)

51
But hey, we can't let any actual facts get in the way of a good excuse for rioting and looting, now can we?


These people are just pawns on the chessboard of social architects.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at April 27, 2015 07:10 PM (xpPRn)

52 This is what the Media wanted (and didn't get) with Saint Trayvon.

Looks like they're going to get it now.

Posted by: Null at April 27, 2015 07:10 PM (xjpRj)

53 The ads write themselves: Dem candidates - "We'll encourage this behavior." GOP candidates - "We'll do nothing to discourage this behavior."

Posted by: M. Murcek at April 27, 2015 07:10 PM (GJUgF)

54 just to hurt o'malley?

no more OMalley, now its Hogan - a Republican
the perfect fall guy

Posted by: McCool at April 27, 2015 07:11 PM (PhpHA)

55 I know the LIB contingent here is probably getting popcorn ready, but a little bit of my soul is dying, honestly. I grew up not far from Baltimore, got to go see many Orioles games during the lovely Cal Ripken years. I love that town. It survived the war of 1812, hopefully it survives this. And if they burn down the Poe Museum I will cut someone.

Posted by: LizLem at April 27, 2015 07:11 PM (yRwC8)

56 Detroit v Tampa underway.

Posted by: Garrett at April 27, 2015 07:11 PM (WzbCv)

57 this is like white kid listening to chuck d dream come true!

Posted by: Feh at April 27, 2015 07:11 PM (Uk9e2)

58 Officer, please, for God's sake, they're looting the Liquor Locker!

Posted by: Katie at April 27, 2015 07:11 PM (8ZskC)

59
You know, can't seem to find any Republican pols commenting on the riots.

Gone to ground again.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 27, 2015 07:11 PM (kdS6q)

60 If this plays out like Ferguson, the burned out hulk of the CVS will be ground zero for the Mostly Peace-fulls. That's where they were flying the Palestinian flags.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 27, 2015 07:11 PM (5buP8)

61 If the Red Wings win, those Detroiters will show you how to riot.

Posted by: Garrett at April 27, 2015 07:12 PM (WzbCv)

62 Notice how its not the Mayor's house being burned and looted.

Posted by: Iblis at April 27, 2015 07:12 PM (9221z)

63
Cutting the fire hoses does seem like a good idea from a tactical...

Wait.

They sent firefighters in to put out the CVS and the cops didn't secure the area first? What a clown show.

Posted by: Methos at April 27, 2015 07:03 PM (ZbV+0)










We had a friend of the company stop in on Friday to have lunch with us, he's a Dallas firefighter. He mentioned that this sort of thing is quite common with street crime, mostly because of the differences in the FD/PD dispatch systems. Wasn't unusual to have FD on site, alone, working on a shooting victim with the shooter standing across the street casually bullshitting with his buds.

But sending FD into a riot zone without PD support is fucking asinine. During the Rodney King riots, snipers were TARGETING firemen on the fire trucks.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 27, 2015 07:12 PM (ynQIy)

64 This is scary. My child has a cochlear implant, and must do her speech therapy at Johns Hopkins. So now these fu$%ing animals are going to prevent that.

Posted by: Paul at April 27, 2015 07:13 PM (n+82F)

65 59
You know, can't seem to find any Republican pols commenting on the riots.

Gone to ground again.


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 27, 2015 07:11 PM (kdS6q)


They are too busy working on the GOP legislation to allow the NSA to continue bulk collection of US Calls on US soil...

Posted by: BB Wolf at April 27, 2015 07:13 PM (qh617)

66 Who gets hurt? Me? No. The black community. I tell you this, there are a
lot of blacks who feel the same way I do, and the pressure between
factions of that community is growing daily.


There's only one way things will change, and that's for blacks to stop reflexively voting en masse for Democrats. Until that happens, this will continue.

Posted by: pep at April 27, 2015 07:13 PM (LAe3v)

67
The Baltimore rioters have legitimate complaints, and those grievances should be addressed and those offended compensated by the white oppressors.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at April 27, 2015 07:13 PM (P330y)

68 I think Rick Moranis would be my "A" choice to play the idiot reporter on the video.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 27, 2015 07:13 PM (5buP8)

69 So when we split into two countries, who gets the nukes?

They are mostly located in red states, but since they are under the control of the US military, and presumably it will be the red states that are
succeeding, the blue states/USA will probably claim them.
Posted by: Jon (not the troll) at April 27, 2015 07:08 PM (HA+/6)

Given the Blue Staters seem to hate nukes period (Except for making sure Iran gets them), we should be fine taking them ans sicking their own anti-nuke people on any of the Bluers who try to argue it.

Well, if leftest had consistent policies of course...which of course few do.

Posted by: Bete reading about the burning times at April 27, 2015 07:13 PM (F9322)

70 Baltimore = Obama's America.

You should be thanking me!

Posted by: Barry O'Idiot at April 27, 2015 07:13 PM (lmdHn)

71 Detroit versus Tampa? That's a riot I'd pay to see.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 27, 2015 07:13 PM (2cS/G)

72 I love how Shep says they decided to riot "after they got out of school". Yeah right, they were in school.

Posted by: Moron Tab n Apple Choir at April 27, 2015 07:14 PM (ZWRoJ)

73 "There's only one way things will change, and that's for blacks to stop reflexively voting en masse for Democrats. Until that happens, this will continue."

Yup.

Posted by: Sasquatch at April 27, 2015 07:14 PM (Orv1g)

74 Everybody knows that Firemen are tools of oppression.

Posted by: Garrett at April 27, 2015 07:14 PM (WzbCv)

75 my son goes to school in DC. I told him to stay on campus

this is in a very blue state in a very blue city with a black mayor and a black chief of police

in our black presidents back fucking yard

them going to the funeral only FED the fire


stupid dicks

god forbid he make a statement telling people to calm the fuck down

this is racism, thinking it is OK for some communities to live and behave this way, to not protect the rest of the law abiding citizens from this assholes

fuck this fuck them and fuck that fucking guy in particular

Posted by: ThunderB, Chrystal Methanny Rocket Launcher at April 27, 2015 07:14 PM (zOTsN)

76 I'd love to know about any conversations between the mayor and the governor. I imagine if there are any it involves the mayor begging him not to declare a state of emergency.

Posted by: Buzzion at April 27, 2015 07:14 PM (z/Ubi)

77 Just keep going, all the way to Washingtongrad, comrades!

Posted by: Anti-socialist at April 27, 2015 07:14 PM (+kznc)

78 But but the demonstrations are mostly peaceful or at least that's what each broadcast is required to lead with

Posted by: ADK46er at April 27, 2015 07:14 PM (pFqDd)

79
Libertarians, Ladies and Gents:

Radley Balko

This rioting is sad, destructive. But it's also a few days of outbursts against decades of systematized state violence

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 27, 2015 07:15 PM (kdS6q)

80 Tampa goes up one, early!

Johnson gets the ice breaker.

Posted by: Garrett at April 27, 2015 07:15 PM (WzbCv)

81 This is all spontaneous ?

All those large bricks, just laying around ?

Organized and planned via bamaphone.

Posted by: seamrog at April 27, 2015 07:15 PM (d3SaY)

82 Exactly. Suspicious as FUCK. And know what? ALL of the officers involved were suspended, and a full investigation was ordered and is ongoing. Preliminary report is due this week. These thugs don't even know what happened, if there was a cover up or anything. For all we know indictments against cops could be imminent. THERE ISN'T ANYTHING TO PROTEST AGAINST YET.

Doesn't matter, and I'd be surprised if the rioters even care. They just want to loot and burn. That CVS that's burning? It's right in the heart of Penn North which is generally a black entrepreneurial success story, lots of businesses owned by blacks, a revitalized neighborhood, the whole works. It's a bloody outrage to me, parts of my city that are models for the rest being destroyed. Who gets hurt? Me? No. The black community. I tell you this, there are a lot of blacks who feel the same way I do, and the pressure between factions of that community is growing daily. Local news showed a shot of residential streets on the periphery of the riots and there were lots of little knots of people, neighbors, talking in small groups with lots and lots of head shaking and anger-at the rioters.
https://youtu.be/fa4S1_v-YJ4
Posted by: Weirddave at April 27, 2015 07:10 PM (WvS3w)

OTOH this level of violence sends a bit of a message to any future grand jury. The mob wishes it could intimidate this well

Posted by: Bete reading about the burning times at April 27, 2015 07:15 PM (F9322)

83 Someone in Baltimore going all stabby?
Where's Ray Lewis?

Posted by: Navycopjoe Playing bass at April 27, 2015 07:15 PM (vk43t)

84 "69 So when we split into two countries, who gets the nukes? "

We get the nukes, they get the sensitivity training programs.

Posted by: Sasquatch at April 27, 2015 07:16 PM (Orv1g)

85 4: Heh!

Posted by: Washington Capitals at April 27, 2015 07:16 PM (u4Y3i)

86 74 Everybody knows that Firemen are tools of oppression.
Posted by: Garrett at April 27, 2015 07:14 PM (WzbCv)



You mean suppression.

Posted by: Buzzion at April 27, 2015 07:16 PM (z/Ubi)

87 off choking hockey team sock

Posted by: puddleglum not at work at April 27, 2015 07:16 PM (u4Y3i)

88 "How would you like to the Director of Tourism for the City of Baltimore right now? That's gotta be a tough sell."

Haven't you heard of adventure vacations? Of course, it's mostly simulated, tightly controlled adventure. Visiting Baltimore will be the real thing.

Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at April 27, 2015 07:16 PM (oG53/)

89 You know, can't seem to find any Republican pols commenting on the riots.

Gone to ground again.


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix


Why should they? What's the upside of saying anything now?

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at April 27, 2015 07:16 PM (RFeQD)

90 Thanks for re-posting that, weirddave. I was going to suggest that you do.

I watched an interview on the street of a young guy that was trying to stop these idiots. He was obviously outnumbered, but brave.

Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at April 27, 2015 07:16 PM (M/gdM)

91 77
Just keep going, all the way to Washingtongrad, comrades!


heh.

Who ever thought that the leftoons would march on DC before the conservatives?

Posted by: some random meathead at April 27, 2015 07:17 PM (NUCTk)

92 They are setting up the Governor (a Republican) as the fall guy.
If he drops the hammer and cracks down - RACISM !
If he stands back like the Missouri gov - RACISM !!
watch for it
Posted by: McCool at April 27, 2015 07:07 PM (PhpHA)

*****

Statement from the governor's office:

"We stand ready to help this situation in any way possible at the request of the Mayor. We have resources at the ready which will be deployed the moment the Mayor reaches out for assistance."

Sound byte on record. Back to you, Mayor Spineless.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at April 27, 2015 07:17 PM (XrHO0)

93 So how are you wingnuts enjoying post-racial America?

Posted by: Prez'nit Shit Midas at April 27, 2015 07:17 PM (8ZskC)

94 Hold up
Aren't the guys in the bright pink/Orange the protest lawyers, you know the ones that are there to watch the cops?

Posted by: Navycopjoe Playing bass at April 27, 2015 07:17 PM (vk43t)

95 WEED!!

Posted by: Radley Balko at April 27, 2015 07:17 PM (K4mLp)

96 I love how Shep says they decided to riot "after they got out of school". Yeah right, they were in school.
____________________

More like after they got off of their Obamaphones from checking the balance on their EBT cards and making their drug deals and taking selfies of themselves with fistfuls of guns and drugs and cash.

Posted by: Social Justice Whacko at April 27, 2015 07:17 PM (lmdHn)

97 Because nothing says "investigate the police" like torching all the businesses that make life possible in your community.

Posted by: OCBill at April 27, 2015 07:17 PM (cPg42)

98
I could solve this rioting problem with a few words of encouragement, and a couple of trillion dollars of taxpayer money to buy off the looters to prevent this in the future. It's the only way to appease the dark ones.

Posted by: Iron Eye Warren, D-MA at April 27, 2015 07:17 PM (P330y)

99 Louisville never does anything big. We get no riots. No big social unrest. Nothing.


Boring as shit around here.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 27, 2015 07:17 PM (oKFzc)

100 26 See? This is what happens when you boot the CFL out of your town.
Posted by: andycanuck at April 27, 2015 07:06 PM (kivUY)

They don't like the light bulbs either?

Posted by: The Banhammer at April 27, 2015 07:18 PM (48QDY)

101 Time to break out the roof top Koreans.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 27, 2015 07:18 PM (QJJK3)

102 Everybody knows that Firemen are tools of oppression.


Fucking firemen with their fancy water hoses and big red trucks and shit.

Posted by: Prez'nit Shit Midas at April 27, 2015 07:18 PM (8ZskC)

103 The Crip also shall dwell with the Blood, and the Nation of Islam shall lie down with the gangbangers; and the MFM and the RINO and the fatted MSNBC host together; and a little child shall lay down with the Shep.

Posted by: King of Kings, Obama at April 27, 2015 07:18 PM (kivUY)

104 This rioting is sad, destructive. But it's also a few days of outbursts against decades of systematized state violence


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix

It's semi-organized street theater mayhem. Radley Balko is an ass. But you knew that already, I'm sure.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at April 27, 2015 07:18 PM (RFeQD)

105 Local fox news for DC metro area is based in Maryland. They are already blaming Hogan for the riot, especially since he declared a state of emergency. No word from the mayor yet.

Posted by: Moki at April 27, 2015 07:18 PM (x303I)

106
Buzzfeed: 10 Best Things to Loot During a Riot*

*Joke -- but I think if I typed that up they'd buy it.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 27, 2015 07:18 PM (kdS6q)

107
We're negotiating copyright with Bloodhound Gang before we deploy the Twitter-Shield.

Posted by: White House COS at April 27, 2015 07:19 PM (0eWLq)

108 So Paris is burning?

Oh wait this is America... Watts that?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 27, 2015 07:19 PM (nXqvU)

109 Socialism's solution to reduced availability of goods is always thinning the population.

Posted by: OCBill at April 27, 2015 07:19 PM (cPg42)

110
How would you like to the Director of Tourism for the City of Baltimore right now? That's gotta be a tough sell.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 27, 2015 07:10 PM (g1DWB)







Ah so.

Posted by: Zombie Director of Tourism, City of Hiroshima, 1946 at April 27, 2015 07:19 PM (ynQIy)

111 let them riot? the Dinkins method of community policing with the same stellar results

this hurts black employers, black employees, black owned businesses, property values, insurance rates

this is so fucked up

Posted by: ThunderB, Chrystal Methanny Rocket Launcher at April 27, 2015 07:19 PM (zOTsN)

112 >>>99 Louisville never does anything big. We get no riots. No big social unrest. Nothing.

I'll be there on Saturday. And all the cops will be dealing with the Derby. Maybe I'll set a fire or two to liven things up a bit.

Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at April 27, 2015 07:19 PM (e+1S5)

113 Ask Me if I give a s**t ..... I'm burned out....

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at April 27, 2015 07:19 PM (Bn6aD)

114 And this is where I say: They burned it, now not one red cent of aid to rebuild from the ashes. *I'll make an allowance for business owners to rebuild -Elsewhere. and for building a wall.

Let the ferals build their own housing and set up their own civil order if they have a problem with what society had provided. I'd have sympathy for their crappy NEA controlled education except anyone can get a kindle and have access to a serious classical education if they want it these days.

Posted by: PaleRider at April 27, 2015 07:19 PM (dkExz)

115 Haven't you heard of adventure vacations? Of course,
it's mostly simulated, tightly controlled adventure. Visiting Baltimore
will be the real thing.


Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at April 27, 2015 07:16 PM (oG53/)

We've recreated the city to look exactly like District 12 in Mockingjay Part 1! Because everyone loves that franchise amiright? Come to Baltimore, where you can let your inner Katniss out to play!

Posted by: Baltimore Tourism Bureau, spinning madly at April 27, 2015 07:19 PM (yRwC8)

116 Its not th end of america because the urbans are vocally not American anyway they proclaim it every chance they get the leftist destroy their homes what do I care.

Posted by: blacklivesdontmatter at April 27, 2015 07:20 PM (yQhUv)

117 I love how Shep says they decided to riot "after they got out of school". Yeah right, they were in school.


Also, they had to get their homework done before their moms would let them go out to riot.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 27, 2015 07:20 PM (8ZskC)

118 I'll just go ahead and make that tax deductible check out to Planned Parenthood Baltimore.

Posted by: Naes at April 27, 2015 07:20 PM (YhayY)

119 So when we split into two countries, who gets the nukes?

They are mostly located in red states, but since they are
under the control of the US military, and presumably it will be the red states that are succeeding, the blue states/USA will probably claim them.


Molon Labe.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 27, 2015 07:20 PM (gMa4k)

120 I'll be there on Saturday. And all the cops will be dealing with the
Derby. Maybe I'll set a fire or two to liven things up a bit.


I want to believe you ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 27, 2015 07:21 PM (oKFzc)

121 Shut Down the EBT systems.

Posted by: Vote Lord Humungus at April 27, 2015 07:21 PM (wzUs/)

122 Baltimore has always been a crime ridden dump.

Posted by: Bruce J. at April 27, 2015 07:21 PM (iQIUe)

123 Never cut yo hos. Smack 'em in da mouf if you needs to, but never damage the goods!

Posted by: Ballmer Pimp at April 27, 2015 07:21 PM (mx5oN)

124 Pale Rider,
You've got right idea.

Posted by: Carol at April 27, 2015 07:21 PM (sj3Ax)

125 Links to live feeds of the riots?

Posted by: LizLem at April 27, 2015 07:21 PM (yRwC8)

126 I love how Shep says they decided to riot "after they got out of school". Yeah right, they were in school.

But they did. Douglass High School, to be exact. They set it up on social media, and the cops were ready for them outside the school, which is across the street from a mall. All the cops did, however, was stand information between the yoots and the mall, so the yoots ran down past the cops to start looting. That 7-11 you've seen on the news? That's just past the mall. From there it's a straight shot down Reisterstown road to Pennsylvania Ave, just a few blocks from the CVS. You can trace the riot's organic development quite easily if you know the city. The problem is, the police strategy has been "contain and monitor" rather than "stamp out".

Posted by: Weirddave at April 27, 2015 07:21 PM (WvS3w)

127 Apparently I missed this whole riot thing today. Ugh. I guess I will have to actually sort of figure out what it's about.

Or I could make dinner and just be glad my neighbors are smarter. And hope they remain so.

Posted by: Kayne at April 27, 2015 07:21 PM (vmMMi)

128
WHERE ARE THE KOREAN BUSINESS OWNERS OF YESTERYEAR?

Posted by: Bruce J. at April 27, 2015 07:21 PM (iQIUe)

129 112 >>>99 Louisville never does anything big. We get no riots. No big social unrest. Nothing.

I'll be there on Saturday. And all the cops will be dealing with the Derby. Maybe I'll set a fire or two to liven things up a bit.
Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at April 27, 2015 07:19 PM (e+1S5)



What are you going to drink? I don't think they have cotton candy bourbon for your mint julep.

Posted by: Buzzion at April 27, 2015 07:21 PM (z/Ubi)

130
Boring as shit around here.

and ironically your most famous product is a baseball bat

Posted by: kj at April 27, 2015 07:22 PM (lKyWE)

131 The Governor just declared state of emergency and activated National Guard

Posted by: Ma Bell at April 27, 2015 07:22 PM (RLdcX)

132 >>113 Ask Me if I give a s**t ..... I'm burned out....



Too soon.

Posted by: CVS at April 27, 2015 07:22 PM (WzbCv)

133 109
Socialism's solution to reduced availability of goods is always thinning the population


Ah yes, but their fatal flaw is that they start with the productive class.

Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at April 27, 2015 07:22 PM (LWu6U)

134 off choking hockey team sock
Someone was socking the Ottawa Senators?

Posted by: andycanuck at April 27, 2015 07:22 PM (kivUY)

135 106 -in the thread below we discussed this-I'm heading for Barnes and Noble. My daughter suggested Home Depot would be where she would go-to actually get something useful. But we would both get distracted and end up going through the check out line and paying anyway.

Posted by: Moki at April 27, 2015 07:22 PM (x303I)

136 Where was Cumia during the WHCD?

Cumia laughing at Crissy Matthews in his running commentary.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at April 27, 2015 07:23 PM (U6f54)

137
Why should they? What's the upside of saying anything now?
Posted by: Bossy Conservative.



Standing up for law and order worked pretty well for the GOP back in the day. See Reagan in California and Nixon nationally in 68.

But, reflexively cowering in fear of someone calling you a racist is good too.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 27, 2015 07:23 PM (kdS6q)

138 94-

I was about to ask the same (basically) question: who wears their best bright pink vest to commit a crime on television??

Posted by: Ktgreat at April 27, 2015 07:23 PM (Bl4dy)

139
Baltimore has always been a crime ridden dump.

Posted by: Bruce J. at April 27, 2015 07:21 PM (iQIUe)








Funny how The Wire was made by a bunch of vocal Hollywood leftists, and it turns out to be the most damning indictment of Democrat governance ever to be created in popular media.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 27, 2015 07:24 PM (ynQIy)

140 It's going to be a long summer

Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at April 27, 2015 07:24 PM (LWu6U)

141 Waste of water. The city's taxpayers are paying for the water to just go down the drain.

Ooh, can you imagine if this was in California with Gov. Water Nazi in charge?

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at April 27, 2015 07:24 PM (rldyO)

142 This is happening because Bush lied to these people for 8 years. we are proud of Presdent obama for trying to even the playing field for these peeple !!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro,VT at April 27, 2015 07:24 PM (Sd++4)

143 Balmer's just a fantasy.

A burning End-Times Fantasy.

Posted by: Aldo Nova's Leopard Suit Uzi Squad at April 27, 2015 07:24 PM (mmOk6)

144 The Governor just declared state of emergency and activated National Guard

Hogan's Heroes?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 27, 2015 07:24 PM (UVfht)

145 I'll just keep editing this short novel.

At least I get to shoot Nazis in it.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 27, 2015 07:24 PM (nXqvU)

146 >>Someone was socking the Ottawa Senators?


Give me 5 minutes and I will show you how it's done.

Posted by: Alex Ovechkin at April 27, 2015 07:24 PM (WzbCv)

147 The cops wont stop it and lord help the citizen who uses force to protect his property.

Posted by: Bruce J. at April 27, 2015 07:24 PM (iQIUe)

148 A venn diagram between the people rioting and the people who commit the crimes on a day-to-day basis would be a single circle.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at April 27, 2015 07:24 PM (xpPRn)

149 My daughter suggested Home Depot would be where she would go-to actually get something useful.


Bad idea ... pretty damned tough to run off with a half-pallet of pavers, a few bags of sand, and various pieces of lumber. Plus - you can NEVER find those damned carts when you need 'em.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 27, 2015 07:25 PM (oKFzc)

150 I love how Shep says they decided to riot "after they got out of school". Yeah right, they were in school.
Posted by: Moron Tab n Apple Choir at April 27, 2015 07:14 PM

Shemp has been an idiot. He was telling Bolling and Gutfeld what they should say on TV. They handled it better than I would.

Bolling asked where civil rights leaders where, they should be calling for peace. Gutfeld asked where these kids parents were. Douchebag Shemp said he wasn't in touch w/ either and they should be reporting on the current action and not asking such questions.

I'm sure they are steaming, he's a pompous little prick. I'm hoping this obnoxious behavior leads to him being marginalized on FNC.

Posted by: Farmer at April 27, 2015 07:25 PM (o/90i)

151 138 94-

I was about to ask the same (basically) question: who wears their best bright pink vest to commit a crime on television??
Posted by: Ktgreat at April 27, 2015 07:23 PM (Bl4dy)



They'll look at your vest. Not at your face.

Posted by: Buzzion at April 27, 2015 07:25 PM (z/Ubi)

152 great

poor national guard



I HATE THESE FUCKING PSYCHOPATHS

Posted by: ThunderB, Chrystal Methanny Rocket Launcher at April 27, 2015 07:25 PM (zOTsN)

153 142 This is happening because Bush lied to these people for 8 years. we are proud of Presdent obama for trying to even the playing field for these peeple !!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro,VT at April 27, 2015 07:24 PM (Sd++4)


Uh.... Mary???? Your house is on fire...

/Mary suddenly becomes a Law and Order Conservative...

Posted by: BB Wolf at April 27, 2015 07:25 PM (qh617)

154 I'm guessing Streets of Baltimore would be a *very* different song these days.

Posted by: Lauren at April 27, 2015 07:25 PM (MYCIw)

155 I do gotta say five minutes of Cumia on his own commenting over the news is more entertaining than anything Opie has done since Anthony was fired.

Posted by: Paul at April 27, 2015 07:25 PM (n+82F)

156 Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro,VT at April 27, 2015 07:24 PM (Sd++4)

This commentary is complete.

Posted by: The Banhammer at April 27, 2015 07:25 PM (48QDY)

157 This was a Republic, but we couldn't keep it!
Wise Ben Franklin!

Posted by: Carol at April 27, 2015 07:26 PM (sj3Ax)

158
Keith Rose KWRose*

#Baltimore police using #LRAD (loud sound) to disperse people.

WTF? These OFTEN cause seizures, and should be BANNED!

*Linguist and activist in the St. Louis area. Cosmopolitan farmboy. Queer Leftist veggie. On the ground in #Ferguson.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 27, 2015 07:26 PM (kdS6q)

159 >>144 The Governor just declared state of emergency and activated National Guard


Voltron would be cooler.

Posted by: Garrett at April 27, 2015 07:26 PM (WzbCv)

160 Would this be a good time to try to integrate 250,000 Spanish-speaking immigrants into the community?

Posted by: Fritz at April 27, 2015 07:27 PM (ty633)

161 If We just payed them reparations all would be well....

Some dumb Lib...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at April 27, 2015 07:27 PM (Bn6aD)

162 Yeah my heart bleeds for Baltimore *snort*.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue We have no party except in my pants ladies at April 27, 2015 07:27 PM (tYTF9)

163 poor national guard


Should I go ahead and discuss the wisdom of joining the Armed Forces at this particular time ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 27, 2015 07:27 PM (oKFzc)

164 Too soon? Music from Streets of Fire?

https://youtu.be/251zlGliwOQ

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 27, 2015 07:27 PM (nXqvU)

165 160 Would this be a good time to try to integrate 250,000 Spanish-speaking immigrants into the community?
---------

Way, way too small a number.

Posted by: Jeff Flake (R) at April 27, 2015 07:28 PM (K4mLp)

166 I hate to say I really don't give a damn.... I'm sooo over it.... Let it burn...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at April 27, 2015 07:28 PM (Bn6aD)

167 Cumia laughing at Crissy Matthews in his running commentary. Posted by: the littl shyning man at April 27, 2015 07:23 PM (U6f54)

It is a thing of beauty. Can we get Cumia on a AoS podcast?

I would love a livestream of conservative wits giving live commentary on lefty tongue bath events like WHCD. Day. Made.

Posted by: LizLem at April 27, 2015 07:28 PM (yRwC8)

168 Anna Puma
It might be too soon.

Posted by: Carol at April 27, 2015 07:28 PM (sj3Ax)

169 >> Funny how The Wire was made by a bunch of vocal Hollywood leftists, and
it turns out to be the most damning indictment of Democrat governance
ever to be created in popular media.

That was unintentional. I read an interview and Chase was hard left and trying to criticize "the system," but he was clearly torn between trying to show reality and his leftest delusions.

To any rational person, it is an indictment of the left and their policies. To a lefty, there is a thing called denial.


Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at April 27, 2015 07:28 PM (LWu6U)

170 Sock check

Posted by: Golfman in NC at April 27, 2015 07:29 PM (48QDY)

171 Meh. Sort of a dog bites man story. Anyone following the NBA playoffs? What about the Wladimir Klitschko fight on Saturday?

Posted by: Naes at April 27, 2015 07:29 PM (YhayY)

172 Dammit, I have to watch Joe Beninati and that other dumbass for the Caps game tonight. They are awful. I'm only watching for the morbid fascination of seeing the Capitals fuck up another Game 7 playoff game. I actually want them to win but you know.........they're doomed.

Posted by: puddleglum not at work at April 27, 2015 07:29 PM (u4Y3i)

173 Someone ask for a reunion show?

Too soon?

Posted by: The Talking Heads at April 27, 2015 07:29 PM (1DYEY)

174 99 Louisville never does anything big. We get no riots. No big social unrest. Nothing.
Boring as shit around here.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 27, 2015 07:17 PM (oKFzc)


Most of East Boulder County is boring.
And conservative.
Go figure.

You did mean Louisville Colorado, right?

Posted by: jwb7605 at April 27, 2015 07:29 PM (M+9nV)

175 Tampa gets another. Up 2 - 0 in the first.

Posted by: Garrett at April 27, 2015 07:29 PM (WzbCv)

176 Anna,

Oh god, how many times did I watch that movie?? That horrible, horrible movie....

Posted by: Ktgreat at April 27, 2015 07:29 PM (Bl4dy)

177 Cumia just called Crissy a fucking c-word.

This is priceless.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at April 27, 2015 07:30 PM (U6f54)

178 I'm hoping this obnoxious behavior leads to him being marginalized on FNC.
Oh goody!
"Get the margarine."
Did you like my Brando voice?

Posted by: shep at April 27, 2015 07:30 PM (kivUY)

179 JUSTICE FOR MUMIA!!!

Posted by: CVS Corporate Communications Dept. at April 27, 2015 07:30 PM (8ZskC)

180 Too soon? Music from Streets of Fire?

https://youtu.be/251zlGliwOQ
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 27, 2015 07:27 PM (nXqvU)

*****

The Soundtrack from Escape From New York might just be acceptable here.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at April 27, 2015 07:30 PM (cIoI4)

181 Waiting for confirmation of second second stage burn and spacecraft separation.

Posted by: rickl at April 27, 2015 07:30 PM (sdi6R)

182
This should look somewhat familiar to all of you. This is the same type of madness we saw in Europe when governments tried to cut welfare.

The mobs hit the streets and caused mayhem. The governments backed down and reversed course...because Leftism terrorism ALWAYS works.


Posted by: Soothsayer at April 27, 2015 07:30 PM (Tk6Z0)

183 Craig Laughlin. Thats his name.

Posted by: puddleglum not at work at April 27, 2015 07:30 PM (u4Y3i)

184 Who is this dingbat?

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at April 27, 2015 07:30 PM (1DYEY)

185
138 94-

I was about to ask the same (basically) question: who wears their best bright pink vest to commit a crime on television??
Posted by: Ktgreat at April 27, 2015 07:23 PM (Bl4dy)



They'll look at your vest. Not at your face.

Posted by: Buzzion at April 27, 2015 07:25 PM (z/Ubi)









And you can always ditch the vest around the corner.

Related side note: in The Wire, there's a scene where one of the gang leaders scolds an underling for having a medium afro rather than being shorn almost bald. Because in a witness' eyes (according to the gang leader), all black men look alike. Having the afro made the underling stand out.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 27, 2015 07:31 PM (ynQIy)

186 ...The problem is, the police strategy has been "contain and monitor" rather than "stamp out".

Posted by: Weirddave
----------------------------
Exactly.

And for those questioning sending in the fire crews without police - there was a very large police presence right there the whole time. Well over 100, all in riot gear. Standing in a line and watching while two different punks cut the hose within a minute of it being connected.

They did nothing.

Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at April 27, 2015 07:31 PM (5RsHl)

187 Sad to say that I thought you meant the Mayor when I first read the headline.

Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us SMOD at April 27, 2015 07:31 PM (UNFxP)

188 Flammenwerfers. Now.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 27, 2015 07:31 PM (mx5oN)

189 A newsbabe on Fox just called the hose cutters "protesters".

Uh, no, "vandals", "terrorists",

Posted by: Jimbolaya at April 27, 2015 07:31 PM (4HYng)

190
Nothing says you care about Freddie Gray like stealin and lootin and settin fires.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 27, 2015 07:32 PM (ODxAs)

191 Cumia just called Crissy a fucking c-word.

This is priceless.
Posted by: the littl shyning man at April 27, 2015 07:30 PM (U6f54)

*****

Link to that stream please?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at April 27, 2015 07:32 PM (XrHO0)

192 Plus - you can NEVER find those damned carts when you need 'em.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 27, 2015 07:25 PM (oKFzc)

Lol!!! I know. Plus there are so many employees just standing around, asking if you need help, until you actually need it. Then they are on break or something.

Posted by: Moki at April 27, 2015 07:32 PM (x303I)

193 AlextheChick, implying that someone was axing for it???

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 27, 2015 07:32 PM (nXqvU)

194 I feel bad for caps fans. They have the second worst Captain in all of hockey.

Posted by: Garrett at April 27, 2015 07:32 PM (WzbCv)

195 Is Cumia drinking beer while he mocks the news people?

Posted by: Robinson at April 27, 2015 07:33 PM (5gToQ)

196 The Mary Cloggenstein schtick got really, really, really old quite some time ago.

Posted by: Null at April 27, 2015 07:33 PM (xjpRj)

197 I had Levin on but am now listening to Cumia.

Posted by: Carol at April 27, 2015 07:33 PM (sj3Ax)

198 Insomniac, MD ANG is equipped with A-10s.

Too soon?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 27, 2015 07:34 PM (nXqvU)

199 Catch the first 10 rioters and ask them why they are rioting. They are rioting because they can. Hurt a cop or get some free shit, all the better.

Posted by: hot flame at April 27, 2015 07:34 PM (wkuqO)

200
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at April 27, 2015 07:32 PM (XrHO0)
https://www.anthonycumia.com/I like the cut of this TJ Sotomayor's jib, the caller he currently has on.

Posted by: LizLem at April 27, 2015 07:34 PM (yRwC8)

201 First!

Posted by: Weasel at April 27, 2015 07:35 PM (e3bId)

202 49 How would you like to the Director of Tourism for the City of Baltimore right now? That's gotta be a tough sell.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 27, 2015 07:10 PM (g1DWB)
-----

Easy, charge extra for guest door gunners, and even more to use a Dillon Gun (M134D) instead of the normal ma deuce .. 2 door gunners for each Blackhawk or Jolly mission ... cha ching

Posted by: Phuket All at April 27, 2015 07:35 PM (tgORI)

203 Who needs foreign terrorists?

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at April 27, 2015 07:35 PM (Bn6aD)

204 Stuff like this and the fact that MD won't even let you carry a gun to defend yourself against thugs is exactly why I pulled up stakes and moved my business and myself off the "Blue Plantation" decades ago.

Having seen Baltimore in better times and what it's become today, I hope they burn it to the ground and then torch DC.

Posted by: The Waking Dude at April 27, 2015 07:35 PM (cCxiu)

205 This looks bad, but we need to remember the massive white crowds who rioted and burned down half of Fullerton when Kelly Thomas was beaten to death by cops. And then the giant white crowds that looted burned down Disneyland when the cops were acquitted.

Posted by: OCBill at April 27, 2015 07:35 PM (aQcYo)

206 I saw a tweet saying the satellite has separated with a good orbital insertion. Waiting for reports about the health of the satellite.

Posted by: rickl at April 27, 2015 07:36 PM (sdi6R)

207 196. You are satire impaired. I love Mary Cloggenstein.

Posted by: Raspail at April 27, 2015 07:36 PM (4HYng)

208 more mood music: https://youtu.be/cATPLk559XY

Posted by: puddleglum not at work at April 27, 2015 07:37 PM (u4Y3i)

209 Easy, charge extra for guest door gunners, and even more to use a Dillon Gun (M134D) instead of the normal ma deuce .. 2 door gunners for each Blackhawk or Jolly mission ... cha ching
Posted by: Phuket All at April 27, 2015 07:35 PM (tgORI)


Cut. Jib. Newsletter!

Posted by: jwb7605 at April 27, 2015 07:37 PM (M+9nV)

210 nood riot

Posted by: Prez'nit Shit Midas at April 27, 2015 07:37 PM (8ZskC)

211 Stolen TVs for Justice!

Posted by: USA at April 27, 2015 07:38 PM (tfM+W)

212 When a community accepts uninterrupted Democrat rule, it enters a feedback loop that ends in poverty, riots and complete decay. It happened to Detroit, Baltimore is now officially finished, New York is sliding and California can't go soon enough.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at April 27, 2015 07:38 PM (TIgJq)

213
I blame Martin O'Malley who is from Maryland where the capitol of Baltimore is located.

Posted by: James Carville at April 27, 2015 07:38 PM (4HYng)

214 >>I saw a tweet saying the satellite has separated with a good orbital insertion



Kinky.

Posted by: Garrett at April 27, 2015 07:38 PM (WzbCv)

215 198 Insomniac, MD ANG is equipped with A-10s.

Too soon?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 27, 2015 07:34 PM (nXqvU)

Last resort. The A-10s would probably cause more structural damage then the rioters.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 27, 2015 07:38 PM (mx5oN)

216 Uh, no, "vandals", "terrorists",
Posted by: Jimbolaya at April 27, 2015 07:31 PM (4HYng)

Anarchists?

Posted by: Golfman in NC at April 27, 2015 07:39 PM (48QDY)

217 Puck drop Islanders and Capitals. So, odds of a multiple OT with the Caps losing another playoff game 7? The Caps look good early.

Posted by: puddleglum not at work at April 27, 2015 07:41 PM (u4Y3i)

218 If you read Homicide, you'll get an idea of the history of Baltimore. One thing that sticks in my head, and I've mentioned it a few times on tweets, is that the book mentions that William Donald Schaeffer had pride in the inner harbor, it was his baby as mayor before he went on to be Md Gov.

He made it clear to the police dept that no fucking murders or violence will besmirch the inner harbor or Camden yards. The rest of baltimore did burn with murder but now until last week, the inner harbor area was the place to be.

This mayor fucked up 30 years of work.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at April 27, 2015 07:42 PM (qyobn)

219 It's a shame to see what is happening in Martin O'Malley's Baltimore. Way worse than Benghazi, obviously.

Posted by: Lanny Davis at April 27, 2015 07:43 PM (4HYng)

220 Last resort. The A-10s would probably cause more structural damage then the rioters.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 27, 2015 07:38 PM (mx5oN)
-----

Just skip the Depleted Uranium ordnance, don't want lung cancer & early painful death for emergency workers and people doing reconstruction work

Posted by: Phuket All at April 27, 2015 07:44 PM (tgORI)

221 Off sock

Posted by: Lea at April 27, 2015 07:45 PM (vmMMi)

222 Just shotgun them. A few rounds and they will back the eff off.

Posted by: Bruce J. at April 27, 2015 07:47 PM (iQIUe)

223 So, is the mayor getting a cut of the shit they loot? I cant think of any other reason to allow this to continue.

Posted by: Bruce J. at April 27, 2015 07:48 PM (iQIUe)

224 May the looters be blessed with herpes, aids, plague, thrush, fleas, crabs, and whatever else their unhygienic lifestyle can bestow on them.

May the unprotected citizens find strength and heroes and Grace.

Posted by: Adriane the Critic ... at April 27, 2015 07:48 PM (nSOh+)

225 (rubs hands, does Charles Montgomery Burns impression)

Eeeexcellent.

Posted by: Frances Fox Piven at April 27, 2015 07:49 PM (bLnSU)

226 Larry Hogan, Freddy Gray, Elijah Cummings, NSA ...
Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Baltimore PD ...


Eric Holder, Barry O, Free Phones, Cut the Hose ...
CVS, What a Mess, Pay My EBT ...


Ferguson, Civil Rights, Lootin' Shit all through the Nite ...
John Doe Raids, Clintons Paid, Rules for Radicals ...


Trayvon, Michael Brown, Bring the 1% Down ...
Black Panthers, Organizers, Burn it All ...


We didn't start the fire
It's been slowly building
Since the Left's been ruling


We didn't start the fire
The Progs all light 'em
Expect us to fight 'em

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 27, 2015 07:54 PM (oKFzc)

227 10 PM - 5 AM Curfew in Baltimore! I assume that's only for black people right?

Posted by: james at April 27, 2015 07:58 PM (rVEMe)

228 Von Choltitz was a wuss. Von Luap would burnt that place down to the last Van Gough Painting.

When the Eifel Tower comes tumblin down....Lalalalalalala Lah!!

Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at April 27, 2015 07:59 PM (Vyg9x)

229 Michael Corleone sees what is going on in the US, and decides to send his operations to Cuba.

Posted by: bergerbilder at April 27, 2015 08:09 PM (JB6eZ)

230 "Let the ferals build their own housing and set up their own civil order if they have a problem with what society had provided."

As if. They'd just move on to the next gullible host.

Posted by: Feh at April 27, 2015 08:26 PM (Uk9e2)

231 Posted by: LizLem at April 27, 2015 07:11 PM (yRwC

Ah, but the LIB's don't give a shit about your sadness or mourning for what was.

'Cause - Yankee city, so who cares. (Although Maryland was a border state - not exactly what I would call a "Yankee" city.)

Nevermind that quite a few of us Morons and 'ettes are in Yankee cities, including the head ewok.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at April 27, 2015 08:27 PM (+XMAD)

232 Welcome to what Paul Kersey calls "BRA - Black Run America". Baltimore is dead, the cremation has already started. stuffblackpeopledontlike dot blogspot dot com.

Posted by: TimInVirginia at April 27, 2015 08:38 PM (BsxA+)

233 "It's right in the heart of Penn North which is generally a black
entrepreneurial success story, lots of businesses owned by blacks, a
revitalized neighborhood, the whole works."

Now it's part of the REAL Black History Month.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at April 27, 2015 08:48 PM (XO6WW)

234 Just some passing observations from one who lives close by:
O'Malley was the anti crime mayor and the police tactics came from his era. Not good running as a lib donkey.
The current operating majority starting with the mayor and a majority of the city council are African-Americans, and a majority or voters in the city of Baltimore are Africans-Americans as well.
The minorities get what they asked for in voting for them.
The Gov., (Hogan) is sending in the Natl. Guard at the request of the mayor. It is a rare instance where a state Governor would send in the NG without an invitation.
I'm very happy I don't work in downtown Baltimore anymore.
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Posted by: Cheshirecat at April 27, 2015 09:02 PM (e8vZc)

235 re: 231.
Baltimore was an occupied city. There were riots against the Union troops. Where do you think the origin of O' Maryland My Maryland came from?
^..^(____)~~~

Posted by: Cheshirecat at April 27, 2015 09:06 PM (e8vZc)

236 No one should be surprised by this. The only difference is there are a few outside commie/anarchist agitators helping out. They have merely stepped up their game from the usual weekend 'wildings' that go on.

Posted by: Kel Varnson at April 27, 2015 09:54 PM (285ma)

237 Anthony was much better than watching broadcast vapidity.

Posted by: Aristomenes at April 27, 2015 10:00 PM (sc25H)

238 Anthony was hilarious. I haven't laughed that hard since last year before those sirius canned him.

Posted by: Steve C at April 27, 2015 10:27 PM (20p0q)

239 There you have it.

State sanctioned "space to destroy" property.

Gun sales will skyrocket, as they should.

Posted by: USA at April 27, 2015 10:29 PM (tfM+W)

240 ORC LIVES MATTER!

Posted by: Hexapodia at April 27, 2015 10:30 PM (7QRNd)

241 1 "This is when the National Guard needs to start shooting". I will bet you dollars to pennies that the National Guard are caring unloaded weapons. In fact they most likely do not have any live rounds in their possession.

Posted by: Buffalobob at April 27, 2015 10:41 PM (p0iOZ)

242 Find Hose Cutter, burn his house down, make him watch.

Posted by: hurricane567 at April 27, 2015 11:32 PM (5NWj4)

243 No, wait, i take that back, Hose Cutter probably lives in Section 8 housing, its not his house anyway!

Posted by: hurricane567 at April 27, 2015 11:33 PM (5NWj4)

244 Fuck it, let that bitch burn.

Posted by: HAL at April 28, 2015 01:15 AM (OmBeX)

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