DNC's DC Media Arm To Scott Walker: "We're Gonna Straight Up Lie About You, And There's Nothing You Can Do About It"

Amazing. Amazing.


Posted by: Andy at 09:52 AM




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1 DC Media: "The mask is off. We repeat, it hasn't just slipped, it's off and we're dancing on it!"

Posted by: Lizzy at February 27, 2015 09:54 AM (lHHyw)

2
Yeah

Posted by: Soothsayer, Lambda Lambda Lambda at February 27, 2015 09:54 AM (hbvPW)

3 Business as usual.

Posted by: NCKate at February 27, 2015 09:55 AM (MO7fF)

4 DC Media = Pravda

Posted by: Feh at February 27, 2015 09:55 AM (4EQf5)

5 Get ready for it, it's coming. Knock this crap down wherever you see it.

Posted by: vinman at February 27, 2015 09:55 AM (nefLa)

6 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Wizard at February 27, 2015 09:55 AM (kff5f)

7 That's a nice little reputation you got there, Walker. It'd be a shame if something bad was to happen to it.

Posted by: The MSM, Now With 20% More Truthiness at February 27, 2015 09:56 AM (ZbCKc)

8 Dems = Socialists
GOP = Social Democrats

Posted by: Feh at February 27, 2015 09:56 AM (4EQf5)

9 Motherfucking Media delenda est.

Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Wizard at February 27, 2015 09:56 AM (kff5f)

10 Bill Clinton is a rapist.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 27, 2015 09:56 AM (VcOqI)

11 In other news, water is wet and the sun rose in the east.

Posted by: Gaff at February 27, 2015 09:56 AM (jPS2y)

12 Hillary Clinton is a rape enabler.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 27, 2015 09:57 AM (VcOqI)

13 "Amazing. Amazing."

Andy, you are easily amazed

Posted by: mrp at February 27, 2015 09:57 AM (JBggj)

14 "Heads up, we will lie to hurt Scott Walker. Sincerely, DC Media"

Today must be a day that ends in y.

Posted by: wrg500 at February 27, 2015 09:57 AM (sWgE+)

15 so take down DC Media

consequences

Posted by: Feh at February 27, 2015 09:57 AM (4EQf5)

16 They'll lie about a Republican and cover up the truth for Democrats.Full service.

Posted by: steevy at February 27, 2015 09:57 AM (KETbL)

17 Ho esty about their dishonest business. Bold.

Posted by: fairweatherbill from 1962 at February 27, 2015 09:58 AM (kSFil)

18 By the insanity of cthulhu, is Politico trying to get Sullivan overturned?

Because holy shit this is tap dancing all over that line.

I had to stop reading a few paragraphs in due to not wanting to blow out a vein in my temple but is there word one in that article about how those John Doe investigations were shut down as hard as humanly possible by higher courts?

Posted by: alexthechick - Jazz Hands Gojira at February 27, 2015 09:58 AM (mf5HN)

19 If they knowingly lie to harm his political chances he has a cause of action.

Posted by: Vic at February 27, 2015 09:58 AM (wlDny)

20 They will demonize any and all Republican Candidates. Nothing new here

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 27, 2015 09:58 AM (rDqRv)

21 15
The Praetorian Guard? Your funny.

Posted by: wrg500 at February 27, 2015 09:58 AM (sWgE+)

22 A pox upon them.

Posted by: Penfold at February 27, 2015 09:59 AM (Fbt5B)

23 As soon as the MFM goes all in on getting Choom Boy's records -- I guaran-damn-tee you there are multiple felonies therein, plus lots of misdemeanors, garden-variety lies, evasions and general covering-up -- I'll be happy to let them work on any other candidate they choose.

Posted by: MrScribbler at February 27, 2015 09:59 AM (P8YHq)

24 Sure the Media is being nice to Scott Walker now, but just wait until he says something "mean" about Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton or Elizabeth Warren.

Then they'll kill his dog or something. Kidnap his children. Call him "American Taliban". Burn his house down.

It's just getting started.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....in the bleak midwinter at February 27, 2015 09:59 AM (RFeQD)

25 Do not let the media, the culture - do to Walker what they did to Palin.

This is why I shit on threads like the "oh Walker's answer was not good"

F that noise.... enough... back your guy and tell the moron media to get lost. The more you post threads like that and buy into it - the more power you give the media asking those questions.

Posted by: Bill Nye at February 27, 2015 09:59 AM (9AQdP)

26 The Obama's are the shitstain on the underwear of America.

There is no use worrying about what the media will do--just go ahead and plan on them doing the worst.

The first candidate that announces he will never appear on MSNBC or NBC will instantly become the front-runner.

What is depressing is that none of them can see that, how much we hate the leftist media.

Posted by: RoyalOil at February 27, 2015 09:59 AM (ZvKdv)

27 but is there word one in that article about how those John Doe
investigations were shut down as hard as humanly possible by higher
courts?


Why would they do that? That would lessen the effect.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at February 27, 2015 09:59 AM (/kI1Q)

28 I feel not a smidgen of surprise at this. The mask of fairness fell off during the Iraq war and they kicked it aside. They're a leftist propaganda arm and they're not bothering to hide it anymore. Kinda refreshing, actually.

Posted by: joncelli at February 27, 2015 10:00 AM (RD7QR)

29
No, no, no. Not gonna allow the cognitive dissonance here.

Just a few hours ago some of you were fretting about Walker not giving the "right" answers to the media, especially Ace.

The media and the Left are your goddamm enemies, not your judges. Stop being pussies.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Lambda Lambda Lambda at February 27, 2015 10:00 AM (hbvPW)

30 So business as usual?

Posted by: MostlyRight at February 27, 2015 10:01 AM (VQNay)

31 28 I feel not a smidgen of surprise at this. The mask of fairness fell off during the Iraq war and they kicked it aside. They're a leftist propaganda arm and they're not bothering to hide it anymore. Kinda refreshing, actually.
Posted by: joncelli at February 27, 2015 10:00 AM (RD7QR)

The idiocy is that they've kicked off the mask of fairness, but Republican politicians keep trying to win them over. It's a no-win, don't go on their shows.

Posted by: Cato at February 27, 2015 10:02 AM (3HxZe)

32 I don't think amazing means what you think it does.

They lie about ALL Republicans. Always have, always will.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 27, 2015 10:02 AM (g1DWB)

33 Those bastards and bitches need to be challenged and their stupid, fake allegations refuted and redirected to the problems that this far-left fascistic administration has caused and is causing every single time they get within ten feet of some "reporter."

"That's an interesting question, but why aren't you asking about the record numbers of people living in poverty under this administration? It seems there are a few things you people purposely ignore to advance their agenda."

Keep it up and don't stop. Get a reputation for being hostile to bullshit gotcha questions. Put the fear of reality into those idiots.

Have some strength.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at February 27, 2015 10:02 AM (0HooB)

34 Walker has to know that since he defeated the Unions has had a bullseye on his back. God bless and protect him and his family.

Posted by: jmel at February 27, 2015 10:02 AM (cfFqn)

35 If he gets elected to national office, can you imagine the condescending tone of the degreed class's questions? If they can be bothered to ask at all and not just make shit up.

Posted by: Chupacabras at February 27, 2015 10:02 AM (kZVsz)

36 But if he runs for president, the national media may not be so careful to make such distinctions

Promise, threat or confession?

Posted by: toby928(C) at February 27, 2015 10:03 AM (evdj2)

37 The media and the Left are your goddamm enemies, not your judges. Stop being pussies.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Lambda Lambda Lambda at February 27, 2015 10:00 AM (hbvPW)

That line needs to be repeated early and often. Especially to Beltway Republican types, until it sinks in through their thick skulls into the addled paste that used to be a brain.

Posted by: Cato at February 27, 2015 10:03 AM (3HxZe)

38 A treasure trove of lies.

I can't wait for the next 5,000-word article about Walker's whatever from the WaPo.

Wish I'd been one of his high school classmates. I would be charging a thousand per minute for interviews.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at February 27, 2015 10:03 AM (U6f54)

39 If he gets elected to national office, can you imagine the condescending tone of the degreed class's questions? If they can be bothered to ask at all and not just make shit up.

Which is why he should appoint AtC as his Press Secretary.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Wizard at February 27, 2015 10:03 AM (kff5f)

40 Which is why he should appoint AtC as his Press Secretary.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Wizard at February 27, 2015 10:03 AM (kff5f)



I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!

Posted by: alexthechick - Jazz Hands Gojira at February 27, 2015 10:04 AM (mf5HN)

41 Memo to fucktard media:

You Guys are SO FUCKED

This guy will just laugh in your retard dick-sucking faces and kick your asses

No One, and I mean NO ONE will believe a word you say. It'll be the 2060s before you silly cunts regain any shred of "credibility"

Bye


Posted by: KenH at February 27, 2015 10:04 AM (t/ji+)

42 At what point is violence the answer?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2015 10:05 AM (6ypGG)

43 MSM pounces: Scott Walker has a bald spot!!!!!!!

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 27, 2015 10:05 AM (VcOqI)

44 here's a DC Media guy, John Zangas

http://tinyurl.com/np4nsfx

Occupy guy

Posted by: Feh at February 27, 2015 10:05 AM (4EQf5)

45 *Shockface*

This is the effect he had in Wisconsin. Unions and Lefties are always against republicans, but they went batshit crazy at Walker. They ripped their masks off and started acting like rabid animals. Walker just keeps a straight face and looks like the only adult in the room. We need this man, he fights without fighting.

Posted by: FDR's Television at February 27, 2015 10:06 AM (ne2fm)

46 MSM: Walker Candidacy Rooted in White Privilege!!!!!

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 27, 2015 10:06 AM (VcOqI)

47 Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Wizard at February 27, 2015 10:03 AM (kff5f)

Make me the press secretary. First time a reporter asks a loaded gotcha question, have his security pass revoked and his ass escorted out. The rest will learn to behave if they want to stay in the press briefings.

Posted by: Cato at February 27, 2015 10:06 AM (3HxZe)

48 39

That would be gold

Sir that was a stupid ass question

*Throat punch*

Next question? Yea, you the asshole in the back.

Posted by: wrg500 at February 27, 2015 10:06 AM (sWgE+)

49 DC Media isn't the MSM, it's a wordpress blog

Posted by: Feh at February 27, 2015 10:06 AM (4EQf5)

50 Again, I suggest that conservative candidates simply do not answer reporters. Ignore them. If they persist in yelling, tell them to admit to their bias and you will answer one question. Once they answer, have them escorted out.

We don't have "news reporters" any longer, really haven't had any for at least 20 years and it's silly (and destructive) to pretend otherwise. They are Democrat Activists and it's long past time to label them as such.

Posted by: Null at February 27, 2015 10:06 AM (xjpRj)

51 And low-info voters will eat it up. The "Republican" tax.

Posted by: brak at February 27, 2015 10:07 AM (Tj+s6)

52
The last gasp of old media before it goes by way of the dinosaur. The only way they remain relevant is for a leftist government to pull some sort of control of what is allowed to be posted on the internet and we all know that will never happen since the USA is all about freedom of speech, laws and stuff.

Posted by: booter at February 27, 2015 10:07 AM (Lg1F3)

53 "That's an interesting question, but it doesn't address the unconstitutional, illegal spying that Washington is doing to innocent Americans who have broken no laws every day."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at February 27, 2015 10:07 AM (0HooB)

54 TGIF! Oh, that's right... maybe I'll call Olbermann and ask what he's doing today.

Posted by: Brian Williams at February 27, 2015 10:07 AM (gwG9s)

55 Make me the press secretary. First time a reporter asks a loaded gotcha question, have his security pass revoked and his ass escorted out. The rest will learn to behave if they want to stay in the press briefings.

Posted by: Cato at February 27, 2015 10:06 AM (3HxZe)


Sorry. AtC is more likely to leave them huddled in the fetal position, crying for their mothers after her mockery.

And we need to track down EoJ to be the Social Media director.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Wizard at February 27, 2015 10:08 AM (kff5f)

56 Media, Journalism.
I don't think that means what you think it means-

Posted by: Dale the witless peasant at February 27, 2015 10:09 AM (kzxV0)

57 The only way they remain relevant is for a leftist government to pull some sort of control of what is allowed to be posted on the internet and we all know that will never happen since the USA is all about freedom of speech, laws and stuff.

I'll have what he's having.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Wizard at February 27, 2015 10:09 AM (kff5f)

58 Translation: you wingnuts better nominate Jeb so we have a Boooosh narrative!! Don't even think about Walker!

Posted by: Bruce Jenners Plastic Vag at February 27, 2015 10:09 AM (W9yI9)

59 Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Wizard at February 27, 2015 10:08 AM (kff5f)

Ok, I'll volunteer for security goon. I can launch them onto the sidewalk in an undignified heap after they're reduced to tears, right? I mean, all that bawling will interrupt the rest of the press conference if you let them stay...

Posted by: Cato at February 27, 2015 10:09 AM (3HxZe)

60 And we need to track down EoJ to be the Social Media director.

Seconded.

Posted by: Blue Hen at February 27, 2015 10:09 AM (Spluw)

61 Seems to me that for the last six years everything that comes out of DC is a lie.

Posted by: Fritz at February 27, 2015 10:11 AM (UzPAd)

62 Which is why he should appoint AtC as his Press Secretary.
Posted by: AllenG


Press: "Did President Walker decide what color the dress was?"


Spokesperson Atc: "Did your parents have any kids that lived? FYNQ"

Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2015 10:11 AM (6ypGG)

63 Ok, I'll volunteer for security goon. I can launch them onto the sidewalk in an undignified heap after they're reduced to tears, right? I mean, all that bawling will interrupt the rest of the press conference if you let them stay...

That'll do.




Though that really does bring a smile to my face. Can you imagine a Moron administration?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Wizard at February 27, 2015 10:11 AM (kff5f)

64 "That's an interesting question, but it doesn't address the very real problem of the record numbers of Americans who are out of work today."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at February 27, 2015 10:12 AM (0HooB)

65 61 Seems to me that for the last six years everything that comes out of DC is a lie.
Posted by: Fritz at February 27, 2015 10:11 AM (UzPAd)

It's all lies. Especially the truth.

(A bit of an inversion, but it works...)

Posted by: Cato at February 27, 2015 10:12 AM (3HxZe)

66 Though that really does bring a smile to my face. Can you imagine a Moron administration?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Wizard at February 27, 2015 10:11 AM (kff5f)

The very thought has me grinning from ear to ear. Vote Horde 2016!

Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2015 10:12 AM (2Ojst)

67 First time a reporter asks a loaded gotcha
question, have his security pass revoked and his ass escorted out. The
rest will learn to behave if they want to stay in the press briefings.

Posted by: Cato at February 27, 2015 10:06 AM (3HxZe)

BTDT / ValJar

Posted by: Golfman in NC at February 27, 2015 10:13 AM (iVjJr)

68 The butt hurt is monstrous!

The media better be real careful attempting to smear Walker with old Milwaukee County issues. It'll end up shining a light on the complete and utterly corrupt shitpool that the City of Milwaukee and Milwaukee County are/were and the fact that other than Scott Walker, run by Democrats for most of the last 100 years.

He was elected Milwaukee County executive due to backroom dealing scandals by a Democrat controlled county government by a population that said finally enough was enough. He backed it up by winning again...in a Democrat controlled area.

Want to smear with John Doe's...? Good luck with that because before this is all said and done there could be a number of elected Democrats in City/Milwaukee County who end up going to jail/paying huge fines/losing their jobs for their illegal activities in pursuing the John Doe.

What do you think is going to resonate with a population going into 2016? The John Doe investigation or the middle of the night search and seizure assaults by elected Democrats on families that never ended up being charged with anything?

Shit he's taken plenty of skulls at every point here in his time as Governor and the national media thinks they'll cut off momentum with their attempts to destroy him by graying the truth?

Your skulls will make the footrest for his throne.

Posted by: H Badger at February 27, 2015 10:13 AM (n/0Nw)

69 @59. Eh, it's so much better to leave them in there, bawling. It's not for nothing that some of the old kings of England (thinking Edward II in particular) tarred the quartered remains of nobles who'd rebelled against him and hung them from the walls of cities in England.

Leaving the bawlers in is like tarring and hanging up the remains where everyone can see, while the Empress' erudite,vitriolic mockeryis the metaphorical hanging, drawing, and quartering.

Posted by: Lurkingestlurker at February 27, 2015 10:13 AM (k8xvx)

70 Though that really does bring a smile to my face. Can you imagine a Moron administration?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Wizard at February 27, 2015 10:11 AM (kff5f)

It'd be hilariously awesome. Hmm...

Posted by: Cato at February 27, 2015 10:14 AM (3HxZe)

71 Though that really does bring a smile to my face. Can you imagine a Moron administration?

Where to put the Valu-Rite fountain? Lobby or office?

Posted by: wrg500 at February 27, 2015 10:14 AM (sWgE+)

72 There is a difference in what they have been doing with their bias and lies in the past and what they are saying here.


They are openly admitting that they are lying in order to cause harm. That does meet the Sullivan test for malice.

Posted by: Vic at February 27, 2015 10:14 AM (wlDny)

73 I love the smell of fear in the morning.

Posted by: Adlib at February 27, 2015 10:14 AM (H7xEU)

74 Where to put the Valu-Rite fountain? Lobby or office?

Why not both?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at February 27, 2015 10:15 AM (0HooB)

75 Man, how to keep track of all this stuff as the deterioration of our country picks up speed? This story, US Treasury illegally disperses $3 billion to hide Obamacare flaws, State Dept. says new passport apps will now have more "gender neutral" designations. Instead of Mother and Father, they will use Parent 1 and Parent 2. Obama in a speech says he will openly violate the will of congress and veto a vote (didn't know a president can veto a vote...he truly is the lightbringer) against his illegal activity on illegals. ICE agents are threatened for doing their job. Hillary is bought and paid for by foreign lobbyists. The beat goes on unabated and our feckless "loyal opposition" is nowhere to be found.

Posted by: Mongo, Pawn in Game of Life at February 27, 2015 10:15 AM (F3Ima)

76 Posted by: Lurkingestlurker at February 27, 2015 10:13 AM (k8xvx)

Ok, ok, we'll tar and feather them and they can sit on stage and bawl, tarred and feathered, as a warning to the others?

Posted by: Cato at February 27, 2015 10:15 AM (3HxZe)

77 Where to put the Valu-Rite fountain? Lobby or office?

Why not both?

----

Pg 17 of the AoSHQ says the correct answer is "yes".

Posted by: fixerupper at February 27, 2015 10:16 AM (NaV4z)

78 And that's just what I read of today.

Posted by: Mongo, Pawn in Game of Life at February 27, 2015 10:16 AM (F3Ima)

79 @76
Sounds good to me,

Posted by: Lurkingestlurker at February 27, 2015 10:16 AM (k8xvx)

80 It;s worse than we thought. It's not that the MSM is the propaganda arm of the Dems, It is the other way around.

The Dems are the political arm of the MSM.

Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at February 27, 2015 10:17 AM (1BQGO)

81 Where to put the Valu-Rite fountain? Lobby or office?

Yes.

Posted by: Fox2! at February 27, 2015 10:17 AM (brIR5)

82 And the problem with this is what, exactly?

Posted by: Le Dauphin Jeb at February 27, 2015 10:17 AM (ZYzBq)

83 Just the conference calls would be epic.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at February 27, 2015 10:17 AM (0HooB)

84 *puts this post under the "No S, Sherlock" category*

Hey, did u know the h8ters can't stop NETFLIXNOW!!!! SUCKITRIGHTWINGERS!!!!

Or something.

/

Posted by: anon a mouse at February 27, 2015 10:17 AM (/jpU8)

85 nood

Posted by: Vic at February 27, 2015 10:17 AM (wlDny)

86 DC Media staff list (I'm not making this up):

John Zangas
Rob Brune
Ted Majdosz
OrganizerX
Anne Meador

OrganizerX? hahaha. Real name, Keith Wrightson.

Clearly these are serious people. They're activist, Occupy-type layabouts who mainly take pictures of protestors they like.

Posted by: Feh at February 27, 2015 10:19 AM (4EQf5)

87 85 nood
Posted by: Vic at February 27, 2015 10:17 AM (wlDny)

Pants on fire!

Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2015 10:19 AM (2Ojst)

88 Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at February 27, 2015 10:17 AM (1BQGO)

And so are the Republicans. At least, most of the ones in DC.

Posted by: Cato at February 27, 2015 10:19 AM (3HxZe)

89 Nood went bye bye.Stompening:delayed.

Posted by: steevy at February 27, 2015 10:20 AM (KETbL)

90
Why did Vic just falsely 'nood' us?

Posted by: Soothsayer, Lambda Lambda Lambda at February 27, 2015 10:20 AM (hbvPW)

91 I.E.: "Heads up, we lied to help Barack Obama, so what? Sincerely, DC Media"

Posted by: Michael Moore at February 27, 2015 10:20 AM (aR8Ih)

92 Nood retracted

Posted by: Vic at February 27, 2015 10:20 AM (wlDny)

93 80 It;s worse than we thought. It's not that the MSM is the propaganda arm of the Dems, It is the other way around.

The Dems are the political arm of the MSM.


Posted by: George Orwell de Leon

This a thousand times.

Posted by: Hector's apprentice at February 27, 2015 10:20 AM (Moh0M)

94 I love that the headline asks, "Scott Walker's Whitewater?" given that the media didn't give a shit about Whitewater and reported it from the tone of "Republicans are really straining to gin up a scandal here."

Posted by: JPS at February 27, 2015 10:20 AM (9ziuC)

95 81 Where to put the Valu-Rite fountain?


Morons don't line up do they? Wouldn't a trough be more appropriate?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at February 27, 2015 10:20 AM (cZOkr)

96 What the hell? The Art thread vanished.

Posted by: HH at February 27, 2015 10:20 AM (Ce4DF)

97 Politico? Of course.

If you look in the terlet, you expect turds.

Posted by: That's no moon at February 27, 2015 10:20 AM (pLhWv)

98 I corgied before post 100. I hang my head in shame.

Posted by: Feh at February 27, 2015 10:20 AM (4EQf5)

99
There was an art stomp and then there wasn't.

It was a painting of some German's cat.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 27, 2015 10:20 AM (JtwS4)

100 Hey remember when Harry Reid went to the floor of the US Senate to lie about Romney's tax returns and the msm went nuts hammering Reid for his lie and for doing it in the Senate?

Nobody else does either.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 27, 2015 10:20 AM (g1DWB)

101
AoS Commandment #1:

Thou shalt never bear false Nood.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Lambda Lambda Lambda at February 27, 2015 10:20 AM (hbvPW)

102 What. Was. That?

Pixie hitting the ValURite a bit early this AM, I see...

Posted by: anon a mouse at February 27, 2015 10:20 AM (/jpU8)

103 >>>Can you imagine a Moron administration?<<<

The Llama Party doesn't brook tomfoolery.

Posted by: Fritz at February 27, 2015 10:21 AM (UzPAd)

104 Hey, I got one comment in on it.

Posted by: Vic at February 27, 2015 10:21 AM (wlDny)

105 92 Nood retracted


Posted by: Vic at February 27, 2015 10:20 AM (wlDny)

So kind of like my wife's offer of sex last night?

Posted by: wrg500 at February 27, 2015 10:21 AM (sWgE+)

106
enough with the art, already

go to a fucking museum if you wanna see pictures

Posted by: Soothsayer, Lambda Lambda Lambda at February 27, 2015 10:21 AM (hbvPW)

107 lol

Posted by: Feh at February 27, 2015 10:21 AM (4EQf5)

108 AoS Commandment #1:
Thou shalt never bear false Nood.
Posted by: Soothsayer


Possible disappearing stomp.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2015 10:22 AM (6ypGG)

109 Morons don't line up do they? Wouldn't a trough be more appropriate?

Two words: Intravenous lines.

On poles with wheels on the bottom.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at February 27, 2015 10:22 AM (0HooB)

110 92 Nood retracted
Posted by: Vic at February 27, 2015 10:20 AM (wlDny)

This is how it begins.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at February 27, 2015 10:22 AM (iVjJr)

111 108 AoS Commandment #1:
Thou shalt never bear false Nood.
Posted by: Soothsayer


Possible disappearing stomp.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2015 10:22 AM (6ypGG)

Schroedinger's stomp?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2015 10:22 AM (2Ojst)

112 It was a painting of some German's cat.

You mean the dude who spoke "Austrian"?

Posted by: anon a mouse at February 27, 2015 10:22 AM (/jpU8)

113 Stompening? I'm still reading stories in the dump.

If you were Greek, would you pay your taxes to that corrupt shithole of a government?

I'm amazed Greece *ever* succeeds in collecting taxes.

Posted by: Feh at February 27, 2015 10:23 AM (4EQf5)

114 Press: "President Walker recently suggested our biggest enemy is Russia. Does that mean he thinks that Radical Islam is not an issue?"

SPOX AtC: "Do you have even one functioning brain cell? FYNQ."

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Wizard at February 27, 2015 10:23 AM (kff5f)

115 True story. I captained a kickball team a year and a half a go... we play up on the National Mall up near 3rd St. I had a Politico staff member on the team. Great girl, real athletic, tenacious as hell.

Anyways, she basically quit the team after I mentioned at the bar that I believed that Politico was biased as all get out.

Seriously, you'd think she'd be able to take that but it was such an affront to her world view that she never came back. It was like I kicked her dog.

Posted by: Former Mass Resident at February 27, 2015 10:23 AM (X9xhg)

116 Tyrants, blood, tree of liberty.

Some assembly required.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 27, 2015 10:24 AM (TOk1P)

117 If you were Greek, would you pay your taxes to that corrupt shithole of a government?

You pay them here don't you?

Posted by: wrg500 at February 27, 2015 10:24 AM (sWgE+)

118 Thanks for admitting it.

No really, I appreciate that; the candor is so refreshing.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet requests that whoever ticked off Elsa go and apologize right now! at February 27, 2015 10:25 AM (hLRSq)

119 80 Its worse than we thought. It's not that the MSM is the propaganda arm of the Dems, It is the other way around.

The Dems are the political arm of the MSM.


Posted by: George Orwell de Leon

This is so true.

Posted by: HugoStiglitz at February 27, 2015 10:25 AM (Moh0M)

120 You pay them here don't you?"

You'd be surprised at the size and scope of the "black market" in parts of the US.

Of course, by using the phrase "black market" I now denounce myself.

Posted by: anon a mouse at February 27, 2015 10:25 AM (/jpU8)

121 They're flat-out terrified of him.


Awesome.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at February 27, 2015 10:26 AM (vgIRn)

122 The art thread is much appreciated by quite a few people here. It's a blessed breather in the midst of contentious npolitics-to look at something that is often very lovely. If you don't like it you don't like you don't have to participate, as other don't participate on football threads or gun threads or gaming threads or other threads they're not overly interested in . I am very grateful for rdbrwer for taking the time to post the art and miss it when it's not here.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 27, 2015 10:26 AM (DXzRD)

123 You'd be surprised at the size and scope of the "black market" in parts of the US.

No I wouldn't. Barter is a good thing.

Posted by: wrg500 at February 27, 2015 10:26 AM (sWgE+)

124
You mean the dude who spoke "Austrian"?

Huh, just looked him up and he is Austrian. Guess I never thought about that.

Otoh, ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Fuehrer.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 27, 2015 10:26 AM (JtwS4)

125 Anyways, she basically quit the team after I mentioned at the bar that I believed that Politico was biased as all get out.

Seriously, you'd think she'd be able to take that but it was such an affront to her world view that she never came back. It was like I kicked her dog.


Shirley there is some sort of award we can give you. I was thinking of a cap from a bottle of Valu-Rite, but we can't let the fumes escape.

Explosion hazard and all that. The MSDS says something about it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at February 27, 2015 10:27 AM (0HooB)

126 Not amazing that they will lie about any Republican they see as a threat, only that they openly admit it now. They should all DIAF.

Posted by: Gwyneth's steaming hooha at February 27, 2015 10:27 AM (Cz/08)

127 Scott Walker's Whitewater?

Whitewater? I'm sure Cankles appreciates their effort ...

Posted by: Joanne at February 27, 2015 10:28 AM (indTK)

128 The art thread is much appreciated by quite a few people here. It's a blessed breather in the midst of contentious npolitics-to look at something that is often very lovely. If you don't like it you don't like you don't have to participate, as other don't participate on football threads or gun threads or gaming threads or other threads they're not overly interested in . I am very grateful for rdbrwer for taking the time to post the art and miss it when it's not here.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

It's a time when we put down the bottles of hooch and acquire some culture originating from some point other than the alley we're lying in.

Posted by: Blue Hen at February 27, 2015 10:28 AM (Spluw)

129 'Walker's Blue Dress'? Never. 'Walker's Cattlegate'? Nope. 'Walker's Benghazi'? Nada. 'Walker Spouse on Pedophile Isle'? Null set.

Posted by: Bill in Chappaqua at February 27, 2015 10:28 AM (gwG9s)

130 Former Mass,

I think rules of engagement basically call for you to sleep with her first before throwing out that blanket statement...otherwise what's the point of kickball?

Posted by: H Badger at February 27, 2015 10:28 AM (n/0Nw)

131 Barter is a good thing."

Agreed, but in this case it's simply unreported activity. Been spending a bit of time in and around the "sanctuary" of Manassas, VA, and the "off the books" economy in the area is ... staggering.

Of course, that just means I hate immigrants. Or something.

Posted by: anon a mouse at February 27, 2015 10:28 AM (/jpU8)

132 Warned you I did, listen you did not.

Posted by: Yoda at February 27, 2015 10:28 AM (4oSLk)

133 we put down the bottles of hooch

What's this we crap.

Posted by: wrg500 at February 27, 2015 10:29 AM (sWgE+)

134 Remember when Romney was governor of MA and he refused to support gay marriage and the gaystapo accused him of flip flopping simply because he said he would stand up for equal rights for gay people and then the gaystapo started a campaign to target him by bringing flip flops to every one of his public appearances and the msm picked up on it and called him a flip flopper and the rightosphere bought it?

Good times.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 27, 2015 10:29 AM (g1DWB)

135 I am wondering if campaigning against the media might not be a benefit to a Republican candidate. What's the down side, they work against you?

Walker "The media hates me and is going to lie about me."

Media "We hate him! And here are some lies about him!"

Walker "Told you."

Posted by: JB1000 at February 27, 2015 10:29 AM (16OL0)

136 How fat would the raptors become if AtC were Spokesperson?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 27, 2015 10:29 AM (81UWZ)

137 131 Woodbridge is the same way.

Posted by: wrg500 at February 27, 2015 10:30 AM (sWgE+)

138 Posted by: Blue Hen at February 27, 2015 10:28 AM (Spluw

LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 27, 2015 10:30 AM (DXzRD)

139 It was Schrodinger's Art Thread.

Posted by: Lurkingestlurker at February 27, 2015 10:30 AM (k8xvx)

140 How fat would the raptors become if AtC were Spokesperson?



We'd have to steal some electic carts from Wal Mart.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2015 10:31 AM (6ypGG)

141 It was Schrodinger's Art Thread"

Makes sense then - it's there, but it isn't there. And radioactive, too.

That's SCIENCE.

Posted by: anon a mouse at February 27, 2015 10:31 AM (/jpU8)

142 "Scott Walker's Whitewater?"
--

We should have a bunch of those:

Scott Walker's Benghazi
Scott Walker's Occupy Movement
Scott Walker's Blue Dress
Scott Walker's "Immigrants are more fertile" racist gaffe
Etc

Posted by: @votermom at February 27, 2015 10:32 AM (cbfNE)

143 my understanding is that the art thread is a drinking thread

Posted by: Feh at February 27, 2015 10:32 AM (4EQf5)

144 131 Woodbridge is the same way.

You mean "hoodbridge"?

I denounce myself again.

Posted by: anon a mouse at February 27, 2015 10:32 AM (/jpU8)

145 They're flat-out terrified of him.

Now we have to worry if we are being played, and that Walker is really the one they want to run against.

Wheels within wheels.

Posted by: toby928(C) at February 27, 2015 10:32 AM (evdj2)

146 What do you all know about the Comcast board of directors?

Who is the Wall Street firm handling the merger?

I am almost 100% certain that you will find life-long Democrat party loyalists all throughout.

This is President Goldman-Sachs after all.

And there is no fucking way the FCC rules announced yesterday will do one damned thing to "reign in" Comcast or any of the giants.

Posted by: RoyalOil at February 27, 2015 10:32 AM (ZvKdv)

147 @139: Insomniac beat me to it.

Posted by: Lurkingestlurker at February 27, 2015 10:32 AM (k8xvx)

148 122 If you don't like it you don't like you don't have to participate, as other don't participate on football threads or gun threads or gaming threads or other threads they're not overly interested in .
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 27, 2015 10:26 AM (DXzRD)



All true except for the baseball threads. Baseball is a terrible, overhyped non-sport for peaked-in-high-school Rob Lowes that presents a health risk due to its sheer boringness.


(OK, I'm half-kidding)

Posted by: Guy who doesn't like baseball at February 27, 2015 10:33 AM (vgIRn)

149 "my understanding is that the art thread is a drinking thread"



Anymore, is there a thread that doesn't drive one to the drink?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 27, 2015 10:34 AM (LA7Cm)

150 @140, or a hoverround for each raptor.

Posted by: Lurkingestlurker at February 27, 2015 10:34 AM (k8xvx)

151 my understanding is that the art thread is a drinking thread"

Truth be told, drinking does tend to enhance my understanding and appreciation of art...

if, of course, by "Art" you mean Tiffany and Crystal on the main stage demonstrating the finer points of pole dancing.

Posted by: anon a mouse at February 27, 2015 10:34 AM (/jpU8)

152 142
Can't go to a 7-11 or Dunkin Donuts in Madison unless you have a slight Indian Accent

Posted by: wrg500 at February 27, 2015 10:34 AM (sWgE+)

153 Though that really does bring a smile to my face. Can you imagine a Moron administration?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Wizard at February 27, 2015 10:11 AM
======
I imagine an intellecshual and literal pipe-hitting, no mercy, but still have a good time, administration. Like a biker gang. That likes to go pantsless and drink cheap booze.

Posted by: fastfreefall at February 27, 2015 10:34 AM (YlPox)

154 So where is NBC on lying for Democrats?

Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at February 27, 2015 10:35 AM (oDCMR)

155 @149
For me? Probably the gun threads. I might be envious, but that envy never drives me to drink.

Posted by: Lurkingestlurker at February 27, 2015 10:35 AM (k8xvx)

156 You pay them here don't you?

Yes, but.

Posted by: Feh at February 27, 2015 10:35 AM (4EQf5)

157 "So where is NBC on lying for Democrats?"


I believe they are for it.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 27, 2015 10:36 AM (LA7Cm)

158 Reminds me. Gonna have to make a beer run. Supposed to snow tomorrow.

Posted by: HH at February 27, 2015 10:36 AM (Ce4DF)

159 I imagine an intellecshual and literal pipe-hitting, no mercy, but still have a good time, administration. Like a biker gang. That likes to go pantsless and drink cheap booze.

Exactly.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Wizard at February 27, 2015 10:36 AM (kff5f)

160 >>I am wondering if campaigning against the media might not be a benefit
to a Republican candidate. What's the down side, they work against you?


He should record every interview he does so that he can release the unedited parts after the MSM edits parts to make him look stupid.

He damned well better not hire the consultants who worked on McCain and Romney;s campaigns - especially the ones who became MSM darlings by trashing Palin after the election.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 27, 2015 10:37 AM (lHHyw)

161 And there is no fucking way the FCC rules announced yesterday will do one damned thing to "reign in" Comcast or any of the giants"

Sure it does, because FREEINTERWEBZ!!!!!

/moonbatrant

Posted by: anon a mouse at February 27, 2015 10:37 AM (/jpU8)

162 (OK, I'm half-kidding)

Watch it; You'll have BCochran chewing doggedly on your leg. ;^) Actually, I am not a baseball fan but what I like about this site is that people can join in various things, and I appreciate BCochran's enthusiasm. It's very refreshing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 27, 2015 10:37 AM (DXzRD)

163 Now we have to worry ... played

I don't know about that. Walker has a record to go on.

Let's see who buys him. That's what worries me.

Posted by: Feh at February 27, 2015 10:37 AM (4EQf5)

164 Dems = Socialists
GOP = Social Democrats
Posted by: Feh at February 27, 2015 09:56 AM (4EQf5)


Have we reached peak Europe yet?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 27, 2015 10:38 AM (W5DcG)

165 >>So where is NBC on lying for Democrats?

Hellooooo! That's our mission, darling!

Posted by: MSNBC at February 27, 2015 10:38 AM (lHHyw)

166 So I guess by using Whitewater as a comparison, they're actually legitimizing the Whitewater investigation?

Sweet move, Politico!

Posted by: Joanne at February 27, 2015 10:38 AM (indTK)

167 Hey, in the Dump. Someone turned that white on TV into a llama.


I blame boosh.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 27, 2015 10:38 AM (0FSuD)

168 Can't go to a 7-11 or Dunkin Donuts in Madison unless you have a slight Indian Accent


Hey-how-are-ya, Hey-how-are-ya!

Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2015 10:39 AM (6ypGG)

169 10
Bill Clinton is a rapist.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 27, 2015 09:56 AM (VcOqI)

Hey, don't forget me.

Posted by: Zombie JFK at February 27, 2015 10:39 AM (0FSuD)

170 162
I'm not a baseball fan and only a lukewarm football fan. But, I do so enjoy the sweet tears of Cleveland fans.

Posted by: wrg500 at February 27, 2015 10:39 AM (sWgE+)

171 Somebody in the C&R section of a Gun Blog I frequent, just posted pictures of a Star, Model B he received from J&G Sales. Looks very good for $299.00.



SHIT!!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 27, 2015 10:40 AM (YrXgo)

172 Have we reached peak Europe yet?

Europe hasn't even reached peak Europe yet. They will, probably before 2020.

Posted by: Feh at February 27, 2015 10:40 AM (4EQf5)

173 Watch the DC media go after Obama after he said there wasn't a smudge of corruption at the IRS and now we have a criminal investigation of the woman who was in charge of targeting Republicans.

Ok, that won't happen.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 27, 2015 10:41 AM (g1DWB)

174 Alright, I just read the article.

Man, that was a long piece of nothing.
Seriously - that came up as empty as a bottle of Valu-Rite after a moron meet-up.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet requests that whoever ticked off Elsa go and apologize right now! at February 27, 2015 10:41 AM (hLRSq)

175 The comments on the article are hilarious, in a bang-your-head-against-a-wall way.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at February 27, 2015 10:41 AM (vgIRn)

176 147 @139: Insomniac beat me to it.
Posted by: Lurkingestlurker at February 27, 2015 10:32 AM (k8xvx)

Or did I? One just can't be certain...

Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2015 10:42 AM (2Ojst)

177 I think Walker should get this out there. Ram home the idea that the Dems are nothing but liars.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 27, 2015 10:42 AM (DXzRD)

178 The press is full of fair minded people of great integrity. And quite a few babes with great figures! I was a paperboy back in the coal mining days so I'm an honorary newsman. Plagiarism is sort of a minor issue in newspapers. I like scotch and so do a lot of women newspaper people.

No one ever wrote a negative thing about me, ever. Governor Scott will probably be treated differently.

Posted by: Vice President Joe Biden, about whom no negative piece ever appears at February 27, 2015 10:43 AM (FCsIb)

179 Posted by: @votermom at February 27, 2015 10:32 AM (cbfNE)

Exactly. That title made me wonder why Politico hates HRC.

Seriously, the more shit they throw, the more shit comes back to hit their Queen. Or her rapist husband.

Posted by: Joanne at February 27, 2015 10:43 AM (indTK)

180 157 "So where is NBC on lying for Democrats?"
I believe they are for it.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 27, 2015 10:36 AM (LA7Cm)


Not a chance.
There MIGHT be some inadvertent editing, though ...

Posted by: jwb7605 at February 27, 2015 10:44 AM (ZALPg)

181 @176

Lol

Posted by: Lurkingestlurker at February 27, 2015 10:44 AM (k8xvx)

182 Scott Walker's Handsy Problem - caption for photo of Biden groping da gurlz

Posted by: @votermom at February 27, 2015 10:45 AM (cbfNE)

183 Time to stock up. Just ordered another 500 rounds of 5.7x28 SS198 military round.


It IS amour piercing. Next up on the list no doubt.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 27, 2015 10:46 AM (0FSuD)

184 Can't say I didn't see this coming but I had hoped I was wrong. I wasn't.

FNC has announced that Greg Gutfeld is leaving Red Eye, which will continue with rotating hosts (which is what they've essentially been doing for a while now, and which is why so many of us saw this coming.)

Gutfeld is getting a weekend show, presumably Shuckabee's slot.

End of an era and a truly sad day. Truth be told, the show of late bears almost no resemblance to the glory days of old, but it's still a sad day.

Greg and his wacky crew have gotten me past some tough times (esp. TFG's first election, ugh. That was the toughest.) They will be missed.

Posted by: Citizen X at February 27, 2015 10:46 AM (7ObY1)

185 Scott Walker's Swimming Problem: He Can Only Walk on Water!

Posted by: DC Media at February 27, 2015 10:47 AM (gwG9s)

186
147 @139: Insomniac beat me to it.

Ahem.

Posted by: #99 at February 27, 2015 10:47 AM (JtwS4)

187 I think Walker should get this out there. Ram home the idea that the Dems are nothing but liars.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Follow that up with a ad showing the MFM trying to refute this, pointing to evidence consisting of a TANG memo in the back of a pick up with the logo NBC on it. And then have a guy wearing a I heart Brian Williams t shirt walk up to an olde timeee explosive detonator and blow it up.

Posted by: Blue Hen at February 27, 2015 10:47 AM (Spluw)

188 The last skull Walker takes may be ours.

He must renounce Amnesty in all its guises.

Posted by: eman at February 27, 2015 10:48 AM (MQEz6)

189
I think someone fucked up and meant Watergate instead of Whitewater.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Lambda Lambda Lambda at February 27, 2015 10:49 AM (hbvPW)

190 This line made me laugh: "The story about a vengeful father and gangs chasing her across the
breadth and width of Mexico sounds as false as a Jeb Bush speech at
CPAC."

http://is.gd/Q1Bdri

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at February 27, 2015 10:49 AM (/kI1Q)

191 They really are trying to push this to a point where the only solution is violence.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 27, 2015 10:49 AM (glJL/)

192
wait, Buck Sexton is a real name of a real person?

Posted by: Soothsayer, Lambda Lambda Lambda at February 27, 2015 10:50 AM (hbvPW)

193 186
147 @139: Insomniac beat me to it.

Ahem.
Posted by: #99 at February 27, 2015 10:47 AM (JtwS4)

His statement is still technically correct. Plus you didn't expressly mention Schrodinger.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2015 10:50 AM (2Ojst)

194 Remember when the IRS said that all of Lerner's emails were destroyed and it now turns out that, get this, the IRS was flat out lying and never even looked for her emails? I bet the DC media is all over this one!

Or not.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 27, 2015 10:51 AM (g1DWB)

195 Posted by: eman at February 27, 2015 10:48 AM (MQEz6)

As soon as people stop claiming every immigration reform proposal is Amnesty.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 27, 2015 10:51 AM (glJL/)

196 195 Posted by: eman at February 27, 2015 10:48 AM (MQEz6)

As soon as people stop claiming every immigration reform proposal is Amnesty.
Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 27, 2015 10:51 AM (glJL/)

They are.

Posted by: eman at February 27, 2015 10:52 AM (MQEz6)

197 195 Posted by: eman at February 27, 2015 10:48 AM (MQEz6)

As soon as people stop claiming every immigration reform proposal is Amnesty.
Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 27, 2015 10:51 AM (glJL/)

Question: has there been an immigration reform proposal that DID NOT include some form of amnesty as a component?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2015 10:52 AM (2Ojst)

198 Home sweet home. Haven't slept in 30 or so hours, and have remained blissfully ignorant of the News all week. Might try to stretch it another day, spend some quality nap time with my kitties.

Posted by: lincolntf at February 27, 2015 10:52 AM (2cS/G)

199 Mental exercise: Substitute "Clinton" and "Arkansans."

The Dreadlord has the usual suspects in a tizzy.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 27, 2015 10:52 AM (659DL)

200 If the House Republicans stand strong on their threat to only pass a 3 week extension to DHS Funding and the Senate Dems stand firm on their threat to refuse to consider that, then we will have a partially DHS shutdown Friday. That's ok by me and we should for once play this one up the right way and blame it on the Dems and let them stew in it. Yeah Yeah I know

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 27, 2015 10:52 AM (rDqRv)

201 "96
What the hell? The Art thread vanished."

that is an optical illusion caused by lighting. Stare at the page for a a few minutes or go back to another art thread and return then you will see it.

Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at February 27, 2015 10:53 AM (1BQGO)

202 >>Question: has there been an immigration reform proposal that DID NOT include some form of amnesty as a component?

Romney's didn't. But he's a RINO.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 27, 2015 10:53 AM (g1DWB)

203 Though that really does bring a smile to my face. Can you imagine a Moron administration? Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Wizard at February 27, 2015 10:11 AM (kff5f)

"It can't be worse than what we've already got" - Our motto, if we had one.

Posted by: pookysgirl is supposed to be resting at February 27, 2015 10:53 AM (dCUzJ)

204
hahaha @ "immigration reform"!

When you're using the Left's bullshit terminolgy...


Posted by: Soothsayer, Lambda Lambda Lambda at February 27, 2015 10:53 AM (hbvPW)

205 I think Walker should get this out there. Ram home the idea that the Dems are nothing but liars.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

I hope he doesn't take the bait. They want him on the defensive. They're trying to control him.

He should discuss the shit that was done to him at his discretion, not the MFM's.

Posted by: Joanne at February 27, 2015 10:53 AM (indTK)

206 I think Walker should get this out there.

Ram home the idea that the Dems are nothing but liars.



But not sheepishly.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2015 10:54 AM (6ypGG)

207
The only "reform" we need is to actually enforce the already existing laws.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Lambda Lambda Lambda at February 27, 2015 10:54 AM (hbvPW)

208 Schrodinger didn't have a cat!
It was Charlie Brown and it was a beagle, Snoopy!

Posted by: andycanuck at February 27, 2015 10:54 AM (2KB+E)

209
Period. Full stop. End of discussion on 'immigration reform.'

Posted by: Soothsayer, Lambda Lambda Lambda at February 27, 2015 10:54 AM (hbvPW)

210 That's ok by me and we should for once play this one up the right way and blame it on the Dems and let them stew in it. "

I'm still waiting for the first GOP "leader" to enquire as to when the Dims switched to supporting the DHS...

Posted by: anon a mouse at February 27, 2015 10:54 AM (/jpU8)

211 "Can you imagine a Moron administration? P"

Can you imagine the Moron Purity Test?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 27, 2015 10:55 AM (YrXgo)

212 Home sweet home. Haven't slept in 30 or so hours, and have remained blissfully ignorant of the News all week.


Glad you made it ok.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2015 10:55 AM (6ypGG)

213
You want Scott Walker to spend his entire campaign battling the media?

So do the media and the Democrats.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Lambda Lambda Lambda at February 27, 2015 10:55 AM (hbvPW)

214 192
wait, Buck Sexton is a real name of a real person?


Yep, and he has great hair.

Posted by: Citizen X at February 27, 2015 10:55 AM (7ObY1)

215 "Can you imagine a Moron administration?

Can you imagine the Moron Purity Test?


"FYNQ"

Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2015 10:56 AM (6ypGG)

216 If it's Scott Walkers "White water" then it's a non issue like it was for the Clintons?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 27, 2015 10:56 AM (81UWZ)

217 Can you imagine the Moron Purity Test?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 27, 2015 10:55 AM (YrXgo)


But I misspell Val-U-Rite all the time.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Wizard at February 27, 2015 10:56 AM (kff5f)

218 There is no need for immigration reform, there is a great need for enforcement.

Enforcement of all present law is almost sufficient to fix the immigration problem.

Mass deportation needs to be included.

Putting up an effective barrier to migration is also needed.

Posted by: eman at February 27, 2015 10:56 AM (MQEz6)

219 Young woman at gym this morning says to me 'I can't stand FOX. It's all end of the world stuff. I couldn't live like that.' I don't watch FOX either, in fact, I watch no television news at all. I do however know about the end of the world. Because I watch The Walking Dead. And the young woman at the gym was right. She probably can't live like that. I might, though.

Posted by: Eromero at February 27, 2015 10:57 AM (go5uR)

220 Romney's didn't. But he's a RINO.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 27, 2015 10:53 AM (g1DWB)


I know you know Romney is gone, and is never coming back. So this insistence you have about bringing this nonsense up suggests a different purpose. So let me say this once, and maybe you can get some peace: Romney's problem was not that we didn't love him enough. His problem is that when he had a chance to fight the Scoamf, he blinked and backed off. So he lost. We didn't do that to him. He did.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 27, 2015 10:57 AM (TOk1P)

221 I'm finishing the painting as quickly as I can. Painting by numbers is hard.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 27, 2015 10:57 AM (VcOqI)

222 202 >>Question: has there been an immigration reform proposal that DID NOT include some form of amnesty as a component?

Romney's didn't.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 27, 2015 10:53 AM (g1DWB)

Do you have a link to Romney's official immigration reform plan?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2015 10:57 AM (2Ojst)

223 For anyone thinking about charitable donations for Lent, I suggest James O'Keefe's Project Veritas. Or another conservative alt-media source of your choice.

Posted by: LadyS at February 27, 2015 10:57 AM (5dip8)

224 Speaking of "Home, sweet home" I think I'm leaving the office PDQ. Roads in DFW are apparently already getting nasty.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Wizard at February 27, 2015 10:57 AM (kff5f)

225 Moron Purity Test - Question #85:

Which spelling is correct:

1. Y'all
2. Ya'll
3. Pineapple


Moron Purity Test - Question #B

Which is correct:

1. The War Between the States
2. The War of Northern Aggression
3. The Civil War

Posted by: Citizen X at February 27, 2015 10:57 AM (7ObY1)

226 211 "Can you imagine a Moron administration? P"

Can you imagine the Moron Purity Test?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 27, 2015 10:55 AM (YrXgo)

More like Impurity Test.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2015 10:58 AM (2Ojst)

227 Posted by: eman at February 27, 2015 10:56 AM (MQEz6)

Please add revising/redefining the 14th Amendment to your list.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at February 27, 2015 10:58 AM (iVjJr)

228 Punch back. 87x as hard.

Posted by: blaster at February 27, 2015 10:58 AM (Rx8ML)

229 Posted by: BurtTC at February 27, 2015 10:57 AM (TOk

I bet you stayed in a Holiday Inn.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 27, 2015 10:58 AM (glJL/)

230 "wait, Buck Sexton is a real name of a real person? "



Pretty cool, eh?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 27, 2015 10:58 AM (LA7Cm)

231 >>I know you know Romney is gone, and is never coming back. So this insistence you have about bringing this nonsense up suggests a different purpose. So let me say this once, and maybe you can get some peace: Romney's problem was not that we didn't love him enough. His problem is that when he had a chance to fight the Scoamf, he blinked and backed off. So he lost. We didn't do that to him. He did.

Thank you for your analysis. My simple point was that Romney's plan contained not a smidgen of amnesty but the msm and much of conservative media tried to paint him as a RINO flip flopper which wasn't true.

People should look beyond the media if they are looking for facts.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 27, 2015 10:59 AM (g1DWB)

232 Speaking of "Home, sweet home" I think I'm leaving the office PDQ. Roads in DFW are apparently already getting nasty.
Posted by: AllenG


Be careful. Wife works in Sherman. They are pulling all the service techs back in. I told her to bail.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2015 10:59 AM (6ypGG)

233 Moron Purity Test:

A. Longbow
B. .50 cal
C. JDAM

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 27, 2015 10:59 AM (659DL)

234 " Roads in DFW are apparently already getting nasty."



Been wondering that. Roads are wet and not supposed to get over freezing today.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 27, 2015 11:00 AM (LA7Cm)

235 My Alinsky rule: If they push you, punch them in the f-ing mouth.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 27, 2015 11:00 AM (VcOqI)

236 hahaha @ "immigration reform"! When you're using the Left's bullshit terminolgy...

You wanna reform immigration? Fix the shit that's wrong with it.

You want people to believe that government can work? Prove it.
The only thing that has maintained any sort of life is amnesty and various other bullshit schemes.
No effort to correct visa abuse, or the sloppy, permissive policies that allowed the 2001 mohammadan flying enthusiasts from doing what they did.

Posted by: Blue Hen at February 27, 2015 11:00 AM (Spluw)

237 Moron Purity Test - Question #85:
Which spelling is correct:
1. Y'all
2. Ya'll
3. Pineapple
Moron Purity Test - Question #B
Which is correct:
1. The War Between the States
2. The War of Northern Aggression
3. The Civil War


1.
2.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2015 11:00 AM (6ypGG)

238 Question #C:

1. Long Bow
2. Cross Bow
D. Recurve Bow

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 27, 2015 11:00 AM (YrXgo)

239 I volunteer to administer the Purity Test to the ette's.

How YOU doin?

Posted by: wrg500 at February 27, 2015 11:00 AM (sWgE+)

240 "Somebody in the C&R section of a Gun Blog I frequent, just posted pictures of a Star, Model B he received from J&G Sales. Looks very good for $299.00."

If I pass on this will I kick myself as hard as I still do over passing on getting one or more Star BM 9mm compacts a few years ago.?

Posted by: Jaws at February 27, 2015 11:01 AM (WKNX4)

241 Question #C:
1. Long Bow
2. Cross Bow
D. Recurve Bow


Yes.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2015 11:01 AM (6ypGG)

242 Moron Purity Test - Question# eleventy:

Which items are proper for having sex with (check all that apply):

1. The Sofa
2. The Toaster
3. Hairy Reid
4. A Hot Pocket
5. The Microwave
6. Pineapple!

Posted by: Citizen X at February 27, 2015 11:01 AM (7ObY1)

243
Question #D:

1. Maryanne
2. Ginger
3. Anal

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 27, 2015 11:02 AM (JtwS4)

244 Jeb's in the room. Get up and walk out.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 27, 2015 11:02 AM (VcOqI)

245 7. Swiss cheese
8. Road signs
9. Toby

Posted by: andycanuck at February 27, 2015 11:02 AM (2KB+E)

246 Posted by: Citizen X at February 27, 2015 10:57 AM (7ObY1)

Well, then I'm out as a Moron because I have always referred to it as "The Civil War" and don't intend to stop that in my old age. ;^)

P.S. I also hate it when we re-fight the A B and C on here just as I hate it when the moron Catholics and the moron Protestants try to refight the Reformation.

I'm just a H8er. What can I say? ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 27, 2015 11:02 AM (DXzRD)

247 Moron Purity Test:

1. Christina Hendricks.

2. Kate Upton.

3. Stacey Dash.

4. (Fill in the blank)

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at February 27, 2015 11:03 AM (0HooB)

248 "If I pass on this will I kick myself as hard as I still do over passing on getting one or more Star BM 9mm compacts a few years ago.?"

Probably.

I bought two in the last month.
Jonesying to snap up #3


Really fun to tinker with and shoot.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 27, 2015 11:03 AM (YrXgo)

249 243
Question #D:

1. Maryanne
2. Ginger
3. Anal

Yes

Posted by: wrg500 at February 27, 2015 11:03 AM (sWgE+)

250 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 27, 2015 11:02 AM (DXzRD)

All in good fun

Posted by: Citizen X at February 27, 2015 11:03 AM (7ObY1)

251 Moron Purity Test: 1. Christina Hendricks. 2. Kate Upton. 3. Stacey Dash.

I'd charge them all the same fee.

Posted by: Blue Hen at February 27, 2015 11:04 AM (Spluw)

252 Wow, can't believe the Romney guy is back. Please let it go. He sucked, and he lost in what should have been a cake walk.

Posted by: Great Big Banana Republic at February 27, 2015 11:05 AM (hKyl0)

253 The local media is very "concerned" about the recent "incidents" at BP's Whiting facility now that the ?USW? is on strike over "safety issues" here in NW IN.

That uses up a week of scare quotes doesn't it?

Posted by: DaveA at February 27, 2015 11:05 AM (DL2i+)

254 Reporter to S. Walker: Do you believe in evolution?

Walker: Yes, and you've got a fucking long way to go.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 27, 2015 11:05 AM (VcOqI)

255 I'm just a H8er. What can I say? ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


You passed!

Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2015 11:05 AM (6ypGG)

256 The local media is very "concerned" about the recent "incidents" at BP's Whiting facility now that the ?USW? is on strike over "safety issues" here in NW IN.

That uses up a week of scare quotes doesn't it?



And a month of abbreviations!

Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2015 11:06 AM (6ypGG)

257 #249 The Professor. Sincerely, Bruce Jenner

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 27, 2015 11:06 AM (VcOqI)

258 ATMs took the jerbs of the Layers of Fact-Checkers

Posted by: Bigby's Spock Pinch at February 27, 2015 11:07 AM (3ZtZW)

259 So I guess we are not talking about savings anymore huh? Oh well.

Posted by: Lea at February 27, 2015 11:07 AM (vmMMi)

260 Moron Purity Test - Question #B Which is correct: 1. The War Between the States 2. The War of Northern Aggression 3. The Civil War

4. The Effort to Teach Southerners basic Arithmetic.

Or,
5. Don't pull the lanyard on a cannon to start a warwhen the only cannon you have are ones that you stole.

Posted by: Blue Hen at February 27, 2015 11:07 AM (Spluw)

261 Nm.

Posted by: Lea at February 27, 2015 11:07 AM (vmMMi)

262 Moron Purity Test:

1. I'd hit it.
2. Pics or it didn't happen.
3. Elbows be sharp.

Posted by: eman at February 27, 2015 11:08 AM (MQEz6)

263 1. The Sofa

2. The Toaster

3. Hairy Reid

4. A Hot Pocket

5. The Microwave

6. Pineapple!





Posted by: Citizen X at February 27, 2015 11:01 AM (7ObY1)

Warm watermelon in the field with a hole cut in it. Just like Mary Lou

Posted by: Red Neck Bitter Clingger at February 27, 2015 11:08 AM (0FSuD)

264 Moron Purity Test - Question #B
Which is correct:
1. The War Between the States
2. The War of Northern Aggression
3. The Civil War


The War of the Rebellion.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet requests that whoever ticked off Elsa go and apologize right now! at February 27, 2015 11:08 AM (hLRSq)

265 260 #5 Without a doubt.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 27, 2015 11:08 AM (VcOqI)

266 Thank you for your analysis. My simple point was
that Romney's plan contained not a smidgen of amnesty but the msm and
much of conservative media tried to paint him as a RINO flip flopper
which wasn't true.



People should look beyond the media if they are looking for facts.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 27, 2015 10:59 AM (g1DWB)


Honestly, I don't remember anything about Romney's amnesty plan. You say it didn't contain amnesty, and maybe it didn't. People claim Rubio's plan isn't amnesty either.


If Romney wanted to send a clear message about what he did or did not plan to do about amnesty, I don't recall him doing so. So again, that's on him, not on anyone else. If he wanted to run on being the anti-amnesty candidate, he should have done so. He did not. Which to me means, he wasn't quite so keen on being the anti-amnesty candidate you claim he was.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 27, 2015 11:09 AM (TOk1P)

267 1. The Sofa

2. The Toaster

3. Hairy Reid

4. A Hot Pocket

5. The Microwave

6. Pineapple!

7. the dog

8. the horse

9. the Llama

Posted by: wrg500 at February 27, 2015 11:09 AM (sWgE+)

268
What is the most appropriate moron dick wipe?

1. Motel curtain
2. Kim Kardashin's butt cheeks
3. Huggies Baby Wipes
4. Hillary's platform cheat sheet
5. Debbie Wasserman Schultz' curly merkin

Posted by: Abe Vigoda at February 27, 2015 11:09 AM (P330y)

269 Moron Purity Test - Question #B
Which is correct:
1. The War Between the States
2. The War of Northern Aggression
3. The Civil War


The Second War of Federal Aggression.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at February 27, 2015 11:09 AM (DT3rQ)

270 What is the most appropriate moron dick wipe?

1. Motel curtain
2. Kim Kardashin's butt cheeks
3. Huggies Baby Wipes
4. Hillary's platform cheat sheet
5. Debbie Wasserman Schultz' curly merkin


GOP donation solicitations.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at February 27, 2015 11:10 AM (DT3rQ)

271
4. The Effort to Teach Southerners basic Arithmetic.

Or,
5. Don't pull the lanyard on a cannon to start a warwhen the only cannon you have are ones that you stole.


...aaaaand that's when the fight started.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 27, 2015 11:10 AM (JtwS4)

272
1. The War Between the States

2. The War of Northern Aggression

3. The Civil War

Posted by: Citizen X at February 27, 2015 10:57 AM (7ObY1)

You left out 4. "The late unpleasantries"

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 27, 2015 11:11 AM (0FSuD)

273 #269 The Rape of Nanking?

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 27, 2015 11:11 AM (VcOqI)

274 Or,
5. Don't pull the lanyard on a cannon to start a warwhen the only cannon you have are ones that you stole.

...aaaaand that's when the fight started.


Yeah, that's kinda the point...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at February 27, 2015 11:11 AM (DT3rQ)

275 1. The Sofa
2. The Toaster
3. Hairy Reid
4. A Hot Pocket
5. The Microwave
6. Pineapple!
7. the dog
8. the horse
9. the Llama


10. the monkey.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2015 11:12 AM (6ypGG)

276 Why even bring up the old Civil War when anew one could be just around the corner? Let's re-fight the past while the present and future cuts our throats.

Posted by: Lurkingestlurker at February 27, 2015 11:12 AM (k8xvx)

277 10. the monkey.

Yeah, but you have to wait until he's finished with the football.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at February 27, 2015 11:12 AM (0HooB)

278 Wait! It was the butler with a knife in the kitchen!


What do I win?

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 27, 2015 11:13 AM (0FSuD)

279
Well, if we're going there...I saw a comic in Boston. He said

"I've been travelling a lot. I'm glad to be back north of the IQ line".

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 27, 2015 11:13 AM (JtwS4)

280 What is the most appropriate moron dick wipe?

1. Motel curtain
2. Kim Kardashin's butt cheeks
3. Huggies Baby Wipes
4. Hillary's platform cheat sheet
5. Debbie Wasserman Schultz' curly merkin


Posted by: Abe Vigoda at February 27, 2015 11:09 AM (P330y)


6. Your mom...
Although, is there a website we can check to see if maybe Abe Vigoda's mom is still alive?

Posted by: BurtTC at February 27, 2015 11:13 AM (TOk1P)

281 5. The Late Unpleasantness.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 27, 2015 11:13 AM (2KB+E)

282 276

Your Coexist bumper sticker is in the mail.

Posted by: wrg500 at February 27, 2015 11:13 AM (sWgE+)

283
The Guardian is making a stink about this guy:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sharif_Mobley

Who moves to Yemen who isnt a terrorists wannabee?

Posted by: Bruce J. at February 27, 2015 11:13 AM (iQIUe)

284 Comrades! May I have your attention? Yesterday the Firefox logo had a slobbery blurb praising the FCC on adopting Net Neutrality. I'm dropping Firefox like a hot rock. Where do I go for an alternative? A little help here for an old guy.

Posted by: Eromero at February 27, 2015 11:14 AM (go5uR)

285 Well, NetNeu passed as they said it would.... and Drudge is offline.

Wonder how long before they Outlaw here...

Its been nice knowing you morons...

Posted by: Ibin Pharteen at February 27, 2015 11:15 AM (zL/eJ)

286 Last time we had this much snow a few roofs caved in.

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at February 27, 2015 11:15 AM (zauWW)

287 No Art Thread, but nood.

Posted by: HH at February 27, 2015 11:16 AM (Ce4DF)

288 a .50 JDAM launching long bow...

/flips light on in team room
/reaches for duct tape

"Mike... we need coffee! Have a new project!"

Posted by: TangoNine at February 27, 2015 11:16 AM (rgYlb)

289 A little help here for an old guy.
Posted by: Eromero at February 27, 2015 11:14 AM (go5uR)


I've used Opera since the great Mozilla purge. Works fine for what I need.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at February 27, 2015 11:17 AM (vgIRn)

290
naked gun 44 and 1/4th

Posted by: Soothsayer, Lambda Lambda Lambda at February 27, 2015 11:18 AM (hbvPW)

291 #284 Use Pale Moon, Eromero.

It's based on the Firefox platform (by Firefox's original architect splitting off if I'm not mistaken) and alot of the morons here switched when Firefox fired the executive for being moderately anti-SSM a couple of years ago or less.

It also allows you to import all of your Firefox bookmarks and favourites without a problem.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 27, 2015 11:19 AM (2KB+E)

292
nood gun thread, for those of you in Rio Linda

Posted by: Soothsayer, Lambda Lambda Lambda at February 27, 2015 11:19 AM (hbvPW)

293 Now we have to worry if we are being played, and that Walker is really the one they want to run against.

Wheels within wheels.

Posted by: toby928(C) at February 27, 2015 10:32 AM (evdj2)

I hope you're not being serious. The "journalists" that make up the MSM are simplistic dunces. Even if you go higher to the editorial or executive levels, they have a template that works.

You keep doing what works until it don't.

There's no 3D chess going on here.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 27, 2015 11:20 AM (XmOA9)

294 And a month of abbreviations!

http://tinyurl.com/oo9tzrj

http://www.chicagotribune.com/
suburbs/post-tribune/news/
ct-ptb-new-bp-flare-st-
0227-20150226-story.html

Posted by: DaveA at February 27, 2015 11:31 AM (DL2i+)

295 I'm dropping Firefox like a hot rock.

Pale Moon has been working ok.
Although something is periodically glitching my thru put on this machine.

Posted by: DaveA at February 27, 2015 11:33 AM (DL2i+)

296 On the purity test, I have a question:

I can't find Val-U-Rite. Is Burnett's an acceptable substitute?

Posted by: Empire1 at February 27, 2015 12:00 PM (71YCe)

297 NOOD, art stuff

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 27, 2015 12:17 PM (YrXgo)

298 269

NO. YOU MUST MAKE YOUR OWN FROM POTATO PEELINGS AND HOBO SOCKS.

Posted by: simplemind at February 27, 2015 12:53 PM (0yj4C)

299 RATS I MEANT 296.

Posted by: simplemind at February 27, 2015 12:55 PM (0yj4C)

300 AtC as WH Press Secty? I'll die of popcorn overdose.

Posted by: butch at February 27, 2015 03:12 PM (0APJ3)

301 I don't get it. Where's the lie?

Posted by: Dogstar at February 28, 2015 01:52 PM (zL+9u)

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