Steve Kroft's Cheat-Texts Reveal He Was Paranoid about "Right-Wing Zealots" Finding Out About His Affair, Didn't Want to be Seen Publicly With His Black Mistress, and Learned Obama "Hated" Eric Holder

Several things.

He wasn't afraid of left-wing bloggers finding out about his affair? Why not? Could it be that Kroft, 60 Minutes, and the press generally is left wing, and thus generally counts on left-wingers to keep their secrets?

Answer: Yes.

Kroft seems to have had an issue with his paramour's race, instructing her in one text to "not dress like Béyonce." Oh right because she's black.

Gee I hope racist right-wingers don't find out about this.

Story at JWF.

Via @missEBL.

Posted by: Ace at 03:03 PM




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1 Yup. It's my fault

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 31, 2015 03:05 PM (I8HI7)

2 He guzzled bubbly out of a side piece's asshole.


Yeah, racism should be his biggest concern.

Posted by: CAC at January 31, 2015 03:07 PM (3wgVZ)

3 Here's a Valentines Day gift for the Steve Kroft in your life: http://tinyurl.com/q45yfpa

Posted by: BananaDream at January 31, 2015 03:08 PM (vLk7c)

4 You know what makes me sick? I didn't get to drink bubbly out Steve Kroft's mistresses asscrack. Mike Wallace would at least share.

Posted by: Andy Rooney at January 31, 2015 03:08 PM (gwG9s)

5 Evil right wingers can't be trusted speakig truth to power.

Posted by: tbodie at January 31, 2015 03:08 PM (pQplJ)

6 Off-topic, but is anyone else who visits the site on an iPhone getting hijacked over to the App Store 5-10 seconds after the site loads? This started happening a week or two ago, and makes the site almost unusable. Ace, did you just switch ad providers?

Posted by: GK at January 31, 2015 03:09 PM (l+4+K)

7 Yet, despite all his fear of being discovered, still wasn't man enough to keep it in his pants.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 31, 2015 03:10 PM (DmNpO)

8 Steve Kroft would rather be eating her pudding versus dealing with the right wing zealots.

That's a pickup line I never would have considered. I'm now married, but it seems to work out pretty good for Steve Kroft, and I now see what people were saying when they suggested I didn't have game with the ladies.

Posted by: Dave S. at January 31, 2015 03:11 PM (UvR6d)

9
4 You know what makes me sick? I didn't get to drink bubbly out Steve Kroft's mistresses asscrack. Mike Wallace would at least share.
Posted by: Andy Rooney at January 31

Andy voice

Did you ever wonder why he got all the breaks.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 31, 2015 03:11 PM (I8HI7)

10 *tick*tick*tick*tick*tick*tick*tick*

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 31, 2015 03:12 PM (16bOT)

11 Hypo-Kroft.

Posted by: Joe Mama at January 31, 2015 03:13 PM (OM9Av)

12

A magnum from Mangum.

Don't it make her brown thighs blue?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 31, 2015 03:13 PM (CMkNk)

13 @12: good one

Posted by: tbodie at January 31, 2015 03:15 PM (pQplJ)

14 Cristal Squeekhole Brut: for the discerning palate.

Posted by: Joe Mama at January 31, 2015 03:15 PM (OM9Av)

15 Obama on Wheel of Fortune.

http://tinyurl.com/kg9jkw2

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 31, 2015 03:16 PM (LImiJ)

16 What does she see in him? She's an attractive (with a very nice body) Harvard educated lawyer, he looks like a has been, 69 year old turd---which is exactly what he is.

I don't get it.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 31, 2015 03:16 PM (A98Xu)

17 And how old is he exactly?

Posted by: HH at January 31, 2015 03:17 PM (Ce4DF)

18 BHO hates Holder? Well, blow me down.

There IS one thing we have in common.

Posted by: Joe Mama at January 31, 2015 03:17 PM (OM9Av)

19 I saw cheat-texts and assumed this was about the Patriots. My bad.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 31, 2015 03:17 PM (VAsIq)

20
6 Off-topic, but is anyone else who visits the site on an iPhone getting hijacked over to the App Store 5-10 seconds after the site loads? This started happening a week or two ago, and makes the site almost unusable. Ace, did you just switch ad providers?
Posted by: GK at January 31, 2015 03:09 PM (l+4+K)


Occasionally yes. I'm guessing its an ad with some "bad" code in it or maybe a video in a post with the same.

Posted by: buzzion at January 31, 2015 03:18 PM (zt+N6)

21 GK,
I'm on the iPad but I just checked the site from the iPhone and I didn't have any problems.

Posted by: Fourth Horseman looking for my saddle at January 31, 2015 03:18 PM (A7LEa)

22 BHO hates Holder? Well, blow me down.

There IS one thing we have in common.
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Two things: Barry also doesn't want to listen to his wife lecture.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 31, 2015 03:18 PM (VAsIq)

23 That poor innocent Steve Kroft, whoever he may be, was entrapped by that Jezebel woman who just wanted to ruin his career because he's white. Kroft just couldn't help himself when she seduced him. It wasn't his fault. She was just after his money.

Posted by: Hyper Fennec at January 31, 2015 03:18 PM (8upoA)

24 Well yeah ... but what about the British in Malaysia!!1!!11!!!1!!

Posted by: Adriane the Burn First, Pillage Later Critic ... at January 31, 2015 03:18 PM (P+IZm)

25 If it weren't for their hypocritical character the media would have no character at all...

Oh hey did you all know Pot Smoking is a disqualifier from eligibility for the presidency?

No really the hill seems to have been in a coma the last 7 years...

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 31, 2015 03:18 PM (/4AZU)

26 If I were Mrs. Kroft, I'd be working hard to get the asshole's pension. Or, my lawyer would be.

Posted by: huerfano at January 31, 2015 03:18 PM (bAGA/)

27 Did the page 6 article have the "drank champagne out of her ass crack" mention?

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 31, 2015 03:18 PM (A98Xu)

28 I saw a kinda hot chick. Kroft saw a black gal he was afraid would embarrass him.


I'm the "racist."

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 31, 2015 03:19 PM (as+cO)

29 has been, 69 year old turd

---

Hey!

Also, 69.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 31, 2015 03:19 PM (VAsIq)

30 ... you know... I got nothing. Back to writing.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 31, 2015 03:19 PM (M5cQi)

31 Steve Kroft is an amateur. I was a coast-to-coast horndog for 30 years in my RV. Thousands of conquest Polaroids are buried with me. I probably buggered one of your relatives in my folksy way.

Posted by: Charles Kuralt at January 31, 2015 03:19 PM (gwG9s)

32 Ahrnuld cheated on Maria with the ugly maid. It ain't always about the looks. But yeah, it doesn't make any sense.

Posted by: tbodie at January 31, 2015 03:20 PM (pQplJ)

33 "I don't get it."


Old term for that. Star fuc*er.

Posted by: HH at January 31, 2015 03:20 PM (Ce4DF)

34 28 Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 31, 2015 03:19 PM (as+cO)

Quite....

but hey not to worry he has the Dalkon (-d) Shield....


Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 31, 2015 03:20 PM (/4AZU)

35 28 I saw a kinda hot chick. Kroft saw a black gal he was afraid would embarrass him.


I'm the "racist."
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 31, 2015 03:19 PM (as+cO)

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Agree. I just saw an attractive woman with a hot body.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 31, 2015 03:20 PM (A98Xu)

36 Man, I got Comrade 4'd...

Posted by: OG CELTIC-AMERICAN at January 31, 2015 03:21 PM (XlFLJ)

37 >>>Star fuc*er.

I'm excited to see him in the next Guardians of the Galaxy movie.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 31, 2015 03:21 PM (VAsIq)

38 Old term for that. Star fuc*er.
Posted by: HH at January 31, 2015 03:20 PM (Ce4DF)

------

Probably.

But I think she could have done a lot better than that pancake face.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 31, 2015 03:21 PM (A98Xu)

39 This is another reason why women have to wear the burqa and always be escorted by a male relative.

Things like this don't happen in a moral society.

Posted by: Hyper Fennec at January 31, 2015 03:21 PM (8upoA)

40 So, just our of curiosity, I picked up a can of Manischewitz gefilte fish at the local salvage food store. What does it go well with?

Posted by: Grey Fox at January 31, 2015 03:22 PM (ixWtE)

41 The golf text was pretty good, Kroft.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 31, 2015 03:22 PM (VAsIq)

42 37 Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 31, 2015 03:21 PM (VAsIq)

Played by Neil Degrasse-Tyson right?

I am STARF**ker biotch!"

//NDT

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 31, 2015 03:23 PM (/4AZU)

43 But on topic, Kroft is an exceptionally big asshole for thinking his problem was us right-wing zealots. Nope.

jeeesh

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 31, 2015 03:23 PM (A98Xu)

44 Geez, they actually believe their own lies. I don't care about the race of your lover, buddy, but I think you're all kinds of scummy for stepping out on your wife.But I guess that's because I'm all judgey. Unlike you, huh?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 31, 2015 03:23 PM (ABcz/)

45 >>>>What does it go well with?


Drywall

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at January 31, 2015 03:24 PM (Cq0oW)

46 So, just our of curiosity, I picked up a can of Manischewitz gefilte fish at the local salvage food store. What does it go well with?
Posted by: Grey Fox at January 31, 2015 03:22 PM (ixWtE)


tannerite & a good 250 yards of stand-off

Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 31, 2015 03:24 PM (MbqmP)

47 What did Steve Kroft do that angered President Obama? He must have done something, or this would have never leaked to the public. Or does Mr. Kroft have enemies in the news media?

Posted by: Hyper Fennec at January 31, 2015 03:25 PM (8upoA)

48 I blame myself. Steve loved my series 'Julia' back in the '60's. White privilege gives him a free pass.

Posted by: Diahann Carroll at January 31, 2015 03:25 PM (gwG9s)

49 Played by Neil Degrasse-Tyson right?

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No, no, NDT plays FACTF*cker.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 31, 2015 03:25 PM (VAsIq)

50 >>Charles Kuralt at January 31, 2015 03:19 PM (gwG9s)

Leaving the cabin to your long-time mistress in your will without telling your wife was a nice touch. Real klassy.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 31, 2015 03:25 PM (ABcz/)

51 "tannerite a good 250 yards of stand-off"



Been thinkin' about getting me some of that stuff.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 31, 2015 03:25 PM (as+cO)

52
So, just our of curiosity, I picked up a can of Manischewitz gefilte
fish at the local salvage food store. What does it go well with?
Posted by: Grey Fox at January 31, 2015 03:22 PM (ixWtE)


Borscht? Nahut and rice? Hot sauerkraut?

Posted by: kindltot at January 31, 2015 03:26 PM (t//F+)

53 So a question. When that story first broke about him, was it ever revealed how the private e-mails became public?

If so, I missed it.

Posted by: HH at January 31, 2015 03:26 PM (Ce4DF)

54 Remember Donald Sterling, the most evil man in the world?

Kroft's comments are ragingly similar.

By the way, I still think this "girlfriend" might actually be a drag queen. "She" has that look.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 31, 2015 03:27 PM (Dj0WE)

55 So Steve Kroft is worried about me??


I don't even know who he is.

Posted by: Vic at January 31, 2015 03:27 PM (wlDny)

56 47 Posted by: Hyper Fennec at January 31, 2015 03:25 PM (8upoA)

He's old, he hasn't done anything of note for a long time...he made an enemy of his wife also in the trade and there's *always* someone below illing to leak to rise...

The media is not a tough nut to crack if you start mapping the networks and get their beady little eyes looking the next step up the pyramid...

Their culture is very prey to a campaign of truth and calumny, but you need contacts and money.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 31, 2015 03:27 PM (/4AZU)

57 seriously tho

http://is.gd/NNu2P8

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at January 31, 2015 03:27 PM (Cq0oW)

58 "16
What does she see in him? She's an attractive (with a very nice body)
Harvard educated lawyer, he looks like a has been, 69 year old
turd---which is exactly what he is.



I don't get it.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 31, 2015 03:16 PM (A98Xu)"

When you get your kicks by having somebody give you a champagne enema and then drinking the effluent, your choice of willing partners is probably somewhat limited.


I have no actual data to back up this supposition. I suppose someone could run an ad in Craig's list and seeing what sort of response it gets in order to test this theory.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at January 31, 2015 03:27 PM (KDbAT)

59 By the way, I still think this "girlfriend" might actually be a drag queen. "She" has that look.

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That's just her Harvard "education" sullying her looks.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 31, 2015 03:28 PM (VAsIq)

60 Been thinkin' about getting me some of that stuff.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 31, 2015 03:25 PM (as+cO)


Make your own. It's a binary explosive & the components are pretty inert, so it's just a matter of getting a close enough ratio & mixing it together.

Just don't set a big ol' wad of it off too close to your friendly neighbourhood nuclear power plant.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 31, 2015 03:29 PM (MbqmP)

61 Sid and Marty Kroft's younger brother?

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 31, 2015 03:30 PM (hlbmD)

62 Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at January 31, 2015 03:27 PM (KDbAT)

----

Your theory may be true, regardless it made me laugh.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 31, 2015 03:30 PM (A98Xu)

63 Here's the thing: I'd already written him off for being Obama's go-to sympathetic interview guy (think he did that for Clinton, too). So having the affair + the text/emails? That's just amusing and gross. He needn't have worried about my interest in his choice of lover, really.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 31, 2015 03:30 PM (ABcz/)

64 I have no actual data to back up this supposition. I suppose someone could run an ad in Craig's list and seeing what sort of response it gets in order to test this theory.

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You get lots of responses. LOTS.

Posted by: Mr. Mooo Mooo (sorry, Moo) at January 31, 2015 03:31 PM (VAsIq)

65 I suppose someone could run an ad in Craig's list and seeing what sort of response it gets in order to test this theory.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at January 31, 2015 03:27 PM (KDbAT)


Depends on the city.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 31, 2015 03:31 PM (MbqmP)

66 I'd also like to know the background of why the texts were released and by whom?

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 31, 2015 03:31 PM (A98Xu)

67 61 Posted by: Boss Moss at January 31, 2015 03:30 PM (hlbmD)

Steve thought he'd be the blacksheep of the family and rather than put his hand up a politician's ass on TV he's let politicians put their hand up HIS ass in interviews and investigative reports.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 31, 2015 03:31 PM (/4AZU)

68 you're basically going for a poached fish dumpling and whatever you think would go with that. pasta and salad can't go too wrong

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at January 31, 2015 03:31 PM (Cq0oW)

69 she got a white man to drink out of her asshole. What more motivation does she need?

Posted by: OG CELTIC-AMERICAN at January 31, 2015 03:32 PM (XlFLJ)

70 Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 31, 2015 03:10 PM (DmNpO)

Not familiar with too many men ey?

Men are KNOWN for that sort of stuff. (some women's too).

When the one eyed worm is up and awake (or just drowsy)

reason and sense flies out men's brains.

I think it's the lowered blood flow.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at January 31, 2015 03:32 PM (RZzX3)

71 69 Posted by: OG CELTIC-AMERICAN at January 31, 2015 03:32 PM (XlFLJ)

Barack may call her for pointers.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 31, 2015 03:32 PM (/4AZU)

72 Anybody want any champagne?

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 31, 2015 03:32 PM (hlbmD)

73 Do we have a lot of right-wing zealots hanging out here, just waiting to release our coveted info on has- been, douches like Kroft?

Unfortunately, we need more of these zealots. It's tough out there.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 31, 2015 03:33 PM (A98Xu)

74 >>>>> she got a white man to drink out of her asshole

exactly. she should be the next AG

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at January 31, 2015 03:33 PM (Cq0oW)

75 Steve, come on my show. You're ready for a Meghan Moment: Did you rinse and spit or swallow? It's a simple question.

Posted by: Meghan Kelly at January 31, 2015 03:33 PM (gwG9s)

76 Thanks, guys. I had no idea what it actually was except "fish." I like fish, but seldom get a chance to eat it due to certain people in my family that don't like it.

Posted by: Grey Fox at January 31, 2015 03:33 PM (ixWtE)

77 59 -

Yeah, in her case I really don't believe she's a drag queen, but in this photo particularly, she has a rather manly look:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/mqhclkw

Posted by: BurtTC at January 31, 2015 03:34 PM (Dj0WE)

78 I'm certain that Kroft has drunk champagne from Clinton and Obama's ass also.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 31, 2015 03:34 PM (A98Xu)

79 >>I have no actual data to back up this supposition. I suppose someone
could run an ad in Craig's list and seeing what sort of response it gets
in order to test this theory.

The result would be you'd get an STD. Instapundit has a link yesterday to a study that determined a 15% annual increase in STDs once a city got Craigslist. No idea if this is accurate, but it sure illustrates the possible damaging affects of such easy access to no-strings sex w/strangers.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 31, 2015 03:34 PM (ABcz/)

80 72 Posted by: Boss Moss at January 31, 2015 03:32 PM (hlbmD)

I knew in 2007 that the left wanted to relive Jimmy Carter's 70s on energy policy....

I've noticed the kids wearing a lot of 70s themed clothes...*shudder*

I never thought that CBS would be stunt doubling for Studio54

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 31, 2015 03:34 PM (/4AZU)

81 Bottoms up!

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 31, 2015 03:34 PM (hlbmD)

82 So does this end his career at 60 Minutes?

My guess not. He'll do rehab, write a book, blame the right wing zealots for everything, do talk shows, become more popular than ever. Call it the Bill Clinton formula.

Posted by: fairweatherbill holding dominion over the nether regions at January 31, 2015 03:34 PM (J6jNv)

83 *ponders* Steve never has any champagne at home

Posted by: The Future Ex Mrs. Kroft at January 31, 2015 03:35 PM (JO9+V)

84 What gets ME is what was the attraction for her to HIM?

Power? Money? Connections? (dare is say it) Love?

That ol' lying leftist fart is getting laid by hot nubile black lawyers and I can't even wake mr. happy up anymore for a handy.
(too boring he says. the same ol' same ol' he says.)

(and yes I have conversations with my penis.)

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at January 31, 2015 03:35 PM (RZzX3)

85 84 Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at January 31, 2015 03:35 PM (RZzX3)

You need to tell the little bastard to think back to his glory days or you may go Stephen Fry on him...

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 31, 2015 03:36 PM (/4AZU)

86 6
Off-topic, but is anyone else who visits the site on an iPhone getting
hijacked over to the App Store 5-10 seconds after the site loads?

Yep, I asked the same thing earlier this week but no responses.

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at January 31, 2015 03:36 PM (ufrZ6)

87 Yeah, in her case I really don't believe she's a drag queen, but in this photo particularly, she has a rather manly look:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/mqhclkw
Posted by: BurtTC at January 31, 2015 03:34 PM (Dj0WE)


She has a terrible haircut, & dresses like a slob, so I can see why you'd think that, yes. Get her in some skin-tight leather, a mossberg 590, & an eyepatch though.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 31, 2015 03:36 PM (MbqmP)

88 Lutefisk tastes like wine passed over a sphincter. 'Sphincter says what?' is still the best quote from my term as Guv.

Posted by: Jessie Ventura at January 31, 2015 03:36 PM (gwG9s)

89 him and dick morris should do a show

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at January 31, 2015 03:36 PM (Cq0oW)

90 86 Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at January 31, 2015 03:36 PM (ufrZ6)

Only piece of Apple gear I pimp is my I-Cod....

yeah settings are a bitch to change but man the hipster tail it gets...

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 31, 2015 03:37 PM (/4AZU)

91 31 Steven's Kroft is an amateur. I was a coast-to-coast horndog for 30 years in my RV. Thousands of conquest Polaroids are buried with me. I probably buggered one of your relatives in my folksy way.

Laughing so hard. Genius.

Posted by: Dollar Store Sock at January 31, 2015 03:38 PM (c+gwp)

92 "Instapundit has a link yesterday to a study that determined a 15% annual increase in STDs once a city got Craigslist."

Gay men constituting virtually all of the increase, if you read the fine print.

Posted by: torquewrench at January 31, 2015 03:38 PM (noWW6)

93 Weather accuracy as a percentage. Ya, sure. Started out with 20% chance of snow. Became 30% less than an inch, became 70% after two inches on the ground, became 100% chance of snow 2-4 inches after it's already on the ground and now it's really snowing and the weather forecasters have closed the office for the day and gone home for the weekend. Fokkers.

Posted by: Hyper Fennec at January 31, 2015 03:38 PM (8upoA)

94
84 What gets ME is what was the attraction for her to HIM?Power? Money? Connections? (dare is say it) Love?That ol' lying leftist fart is getting laid by hot nubile black lawyers and I can't even wake mr. happy up anymore for a handy. (too boring he says. the same ol' same ol' he says.)(and yes I have conversations with my penis.)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at January 31, 2015 03:35 PM (RZzX3)


Dear Penis - Rodney Carrington

NSFW obviously. http://youtu.be/djYz6p3i-t0

Posted by: buzzion at January 31, 2015 03:38 PM (zt+N6)

95 I've noticed the kids wearing a lot of 70s themed clothes...*shudder*


"They are vintage" - college girl in response to my mother pointing out that her "old" clothes were the same style as when my mother was in college.

Posted by: Grey Fox at January 31, 2015 03:38 PM (ixWtE)

96 iCod?

why not an iCrappie? something against freshwater?

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at January 31, 2015 03:39 PM (Cq0oW)

97 83 -

There's a parody of the old coffee commercial, where a guy is at somebody else's house, and is asked if he wants a second cup. He says he does, then the wife is "heard" thinking to herself "He never wants a second cup of coffee when I make it!"

I can't recall the parody, but I could see that done here: "He never asks for a second glass of champagne when I offer it to him!"

Posted by: BurtTC at January 31, 2015 03:39 PM (Dj0WE)

98 I have a shuffle somewhere, only it's so small that it's impossible to find.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 31, 2015 03:39 PM (hlbmD)

99 WTF? I'll come up out this grave!

Posted by: Ed Bradley at January 31, 2015 03:39 PM (gwG9s)

100 I love these stories when they're about left wing taint lickers.

Shouldn't, but I do.

Betrayal, sex, viagra, old gross faces and bodies, hotties willing to text a naked pic, double entendres. It's got it all.

Remember the sports announcer Pat whatshisname, who made the crazy phone calls?

hahahahaha

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 31, 2015 03:40 PM (A98Xu)

101 97 The movie Airplane did that too.

Posted by: The Future Ex Mrs. Kroft at January 31, 2015 03:41 PM (JO9+V)

102 I asked her to put on whiteface, but she refused.

Posted by: Steve Kroft at January 31, 2015 03:42 PM (oFCZn)

103 96 Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at January 31, 2015 03:39 PM (Cq0oW)

The I-crappie is still being field tested as a prototype by Al Roker...

*shudder*

http://tinyurl.com/pa2ba9j

I-Cod

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 31, 2015 03:42 PM (/4AZU)

104 The pic of Mrs. Kroft in the Daily Mail article is, er, ah, not so good.

Sexless marriage indeed.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 31, 2015 03:44 PM (A98Xu)

105 I have a shuffle somewhere, only it's so small that it's impossible to find.


My future ex husband has the same exact problem. And I no longer care what he calls it.

Posted by: The Future Ex Mrs. Moore at January 31, 2015 03:44 PM (JO9+V)

106 >>Gay men constituting virtually all of the increase, if you read the fine print.

Oh, right! We're not supposed to recognize that certain lifestyles may be more risky than others, though, right?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 31, 2015 03:45 PM (ABcz/)

107 I'm curious about the methodology of his champagnus habit. Did he use a straw? Did he let it "breathe"? Did he, as per the experts, bury his nose in the (gl)ass to get the full effect?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at January 31, 2015 03:46 PM (KH1sk)

108 >>>We're not supposed to recognize that certain lifestyles may be more risky than others, though, right?

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Except smoking and eating poorly! The left will be all up on you if you lead either of those unhealthy lifestyles.

But drugs, anonymous sex, etc., those are fine in the leftist playbook and we oughtn't judge.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 31, 2015 03:47 PM (VAsIq)

109 107 Posted by: All Hail Eris at January 31, 2015 03:46 PM (KH1sk)

We call the latter the "DeGaulle method"

//france

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 31, 2015 03:47 PM (/4AZU)

110 lull....

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 31, 2015 03:51 PM (VAsIq)

111 >>>We're not supposed to recognize that certain lifestyles may be more risky than others, though, right?

not to get graphic or anything, but in the course of my job I've had occasion to attempt to instruct about anal health and commonsense precautions to persons well known to my office. to no avail.

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at January 31, 2015 03:51 PM (Cq0oW)

112 28 I saw a kinda hot chick. Kroft saw a black gal he was afraid would embarrass him.


I'm the "racist."
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January

Exactly.

I wouldn't have a problem being seen in public with her

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 31, 2015 03:52 PM (I8HI7)

113 101 -

That's where I remembered seeing it. Here's a link to some "Airplane" clips, including the "second cup of coffee" stuff, which starts about 2 minutes in.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 31, 2015 03:52 PM (Dj0WE)

114 Eh, the link:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlDXQdgx_QU

Posted by: BurtTC at January 31, 2015 03:52 PM (Dj0WE)

115 which, if you think on it, what a story.

"this government worker came to my house to talk about butt sex!"

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at January 31, 2015 03:53 PM (Cq0oW)

116 I'm in okay looking guy I'm an okay looking guy, with a profession money and future. I don't have any especially bad habits I'm not a convicted felon and I would be perfectly happy to either start another family or not. I can't get a date to save my life. But steve crotch is drinking champagne out of hotties ass holes. Okay I get it. There is no God.

Posted by: OG CELTIC-AMERICAN at January 31, 2015 03:54 PM (XlFLJ)

117 Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich, had a friend at a previous job who liked to do those NH rest stop hookups on the weekend. I hated that he was being so risky but he thought it was fun, so....

Posted by: Lizzy at January 31, 2015 03:54 PM (ABcz/)

118 I thought if she dressed like Kizzy from Roots, it would've been more authentic, but still not the right look for the place and time.

Posted by: Steve Kroft at January 31, 2015 03:55 PM (oFCZn)

119 115 Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at January 31, 2015 03:53 PM (Cq0oW)

Well in a different sense it may become "mandatory" Bigby...

"Hi I'm Fritz from H and HS and I'd like to explain to you that anal secks is the best secks!"

//Fritz from the Clinton H and HS


Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 31, 2015 03:55 PM (/4AZU)

120 I'm in okay looking guy I'm an okay looking guy, with a profession money and future. I don't have any especially bad habits I'm not a convicted felon and I would be perfectly happy to either start another family or not. I can't get a date to save my life. But steve crotch is drinking champagne out of hotties ass holes. Okay I get it. There is no God.

****

If you are all that you've claimed and a decent person to boot, you can assuredly get a date. You're either not really trying or too picky.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 31, 2015 03:56 PM (DmNpO)

121 "Okay I get it. There is no God."

Sure there is, OG. He just has a great sense of humor.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 31, 2015 03:56 PM (VAsIq)

122 But seriously people, compare and contrast:

Sterling: I don't mind you hanging around with black men, I just don't want you bringing them to Clippers games.

Kroft: I don't mind drinking champagne out of your dirt fountain, but when we're in public, try to look more white.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 31, 2015 03:56 PM (Dj0WE)

123 Have you ever wondered what it would be like to tongue-punch the fart box of a beautiful young black woman? To drink champagne from her pert ass crack?

Posted by: Andy Rooney at January 31, 2015 03:56 PM (dVmLD)

124 rest stop sex is it's own little filthy subculture. really i don't get it.

when you're driving long distance and get out you can't walk anyway, amirite? right. now stick something up your butt vigorously

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at January 31, 2015 03:58 PM (Cq0oW)

125 Here's a crazy idea. What do Y'all think about a permanent opposition research operation targeted at the media? Accumulate information, including tips from journalists out to screw their rivals or get ahead, and use it in an information-brokering, influence peddling, character assassination manner? Maybe put out scholarly papers from time to time as camouflage.

In all seriousness. STRAFFOR has success as a geopolitical intelligence company. Why not a domestic operation aimed at liberal media. We always say they are an enemy, and they sure as hell treat us that way. How about payback?

Posted by: Df82 at January 31, 2015 03:59 PM (91edK)

126 >>But seriously people, compare and contrast:....

Oh, but don't you see the difference? Sterling was being a racist while Kroft was simply attempting to protect his gal from anyone who might have a problem with a mixed race couple. Sadly, that person was Kroft.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 31, 2015 03:59 PM (ABcz/)

127 A little of this; a little of that; a little champagne down your pants.

Posted by: krofty the klown at January 31, 2015 04:00 PM (L6/+u)

128 125 Posted by: Df82 at January 31, 2015 03:59 PM (91edK)

I've pitched it, or something similar...

the GOP is not a serious opposition movement if it were it would be destroying people like Kroft...

God knows the left spikes our side...

hell Charles C Johnson "ostensibly on our side" tries to destroy our side.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 31, 2015 04:01 PM (/4AZU)

129 too picky? You mean I should not insist that they're over 18 and under 500 pounds?

Posted by: OG CELTIC-AMERICAN at January 31, 2015 04:01 PM (XlFLJ)

130 Okay I get it. There is no God.


There is only The Almighty Robot Police Man.

Posted by: Wilhelm at January 31, 2015 04:02 PM (nrjBY)

131 I'm actually kind of alarmed about how much I'm aware of that i could have gone through life being happily ignorant of.

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at January 31, 2015 04:03 PM (Cq0oW)

132 See, I knew keeping my black concubine secret from thee crazy right-wingers was smart, chivalry is dead on the right!

Posted by: Steve Kroft at January 31, 2015 04:03 PM (TJCSB)

133 "What do Y'all think about a permanent opposition research operation targeted at the media?"

It would be nice if Republicans actually conducted oppo on their Democratic adversaries, and used it to good effect, instead of just doing so on one another during GOP primaries.

Potential oppo was oozing out of every pore of the Obama campaign in 2008, and again in 2012. It wouldn't even have required much shoe leather work. A lot of it was right out there in the open.

But the Republicans were too chickenshit to use it and go after Obama. No point in polishing up the punching skills with a boxer who refuses to enter the ring.

Posted by: torquewrench at January 31, 2015 04:03 PM (noWW6)

134 126 -

Of course you are correct, but I really would like to know if there's some difference between these two people that I'm missing.

One is the most despised person (maybe second most, after Paula Dean) in western culture, the other is a respected journalist.

I'm having a hard time squaring that circle.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 31, 2015 04:04 PM (Dj0WE)

135 >>>You mean I should not insist that they're over 18?


I'm so confused. Did you mean under?

Posted by: Harry Reid at January 31, 2015 04:05 PM (VAsIq)

136
When you get your kicks by having somebody give you a champagne enema and then drinking the effluent, your choice of willing partners is probably somewhat limited.


See?

That's the thing.


How the hell do you even get to the point where that's how you get your kicks?


Posted by: naturalfake at January 31, 2015 04:06 PM (KBvAm)

137 Sven: pitched to who? Because it really strikes me as a good idea. A conservative Media Matters with a lower profile and actual intelligence veterans in charge.

And James O'KEEFE can be a consultant.

Posted by: Df82 at January 31, 2015 04:07 PM (91edK)

138 136 Posted by: naturalfake at January 31, 2015 04:06 PM (KBvAm)

Trust me...you get jaded enough....

//Marquis DeSade

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 31, 2015 04:07 PM (/4AZU)

139 Df82, I don't need dirt so much as just having the family/business relationships w/those they cover were out in the open.
If someone is covering the WH and, hey!, they just got engaged to someone in the WH press office that should be known. Same goes for being a network news executive with a brother being one of Obama's national security advisors. And wouldn't it be great to know that one of Wash Post's environmental reporters has a husband who's worked for Obama and Think Progress specializing on environmental issues?

This sh%t is exposed on 60 Minutes, etc. all the time --- for every other industry, but not the media.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 31, 2015 04:08 PM (ABcz/)

140 129 -

Given this statement, I'm going to suggest it has more to do with how you present yourself to prospective dates. Approaching with a chip on your shoulder is not likely to lead to success, no matter how good looking (and/or rich) you are.

Well, except sure. Once you reach a certain cash amount, you'll find dates no matter how much of a jerk you are. They just won't, get this, be there because they actually like you.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 31, 2015 04:08 PM (Dj0WE)

141 Weather accuracy as a percentage. Ya, sure. Started out with 20% chance of snow. Became 30% less than an inch, became 70% after two inches on the ground, became 100% chance of snow 2-4 inches after it's already on the ground and now it's really snowing and the weather forecasters have closed the office for the day and gone home for the weekend. Fokkers.
Posted by: Hyper Fennec
-------------

I've always regretted not becoming a weatherman.
What a great job. No one expects you to get it completely right, and there is no accountability if you get it wrong.

If all else fails, you just give the standby forecast: "50% chance of rain"..., which means, maybe it will..., and maybe it won't.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at January 31, 2015 04:09 PM (F2IAQ)

142 Its @MsEBL but thank you!

Posted by: Evi L. Bloggerlady at January 31, 2015 04:09 PM (UYjru)

143 137 Posted by: Df82 at January 31, 2015 04:07 PM (91edK)

Ace some others and I kicked around the idea of "Project Pipewrench" years back...

I am not in a position to be a mover in overt partisan antics whilst wife is still doing her thing but yeah O'keefe definitely has investigatory skills...

the operation would need a bankroll and probably have to be ran as a genuine counter-intel operation.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 31, 2015 04:09 PM (/4AZU)

144 so you're saying I should put the potato in front instead?

Posted by: OG CELTIC-AMERICAN at January 31, 2015 04:09 PM (XlFLJ)

145 I'm more offended that he is metaphorically sticking his tongue in the ass of one black Harvard lawyer as part of his job than that he is literally doing so to another recreationally.

Posted by: JEM at January 31, 2015 04:09 PM (o+SC1)

146 How the hell do you even get to the point where that's how you get your kicks?
Posted by: naturalfake at January 31, 2015 04:06 PM (KBvAm)
----
Eventually the lure of the coca cola douche falls flat:

http://tinyurl.com/nszj3gb

Posted by: All Hail Eris at January 31, 2015 04:09 PM (KH1sk)

147 so that you all know, the catcher at a rest stop is typically at the end stall. he'll prairie dog up to check you out esp. if you're at the urinal closest to him and expect you're interested if you're turned away from the door in such a way that he gets a good view.

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at January 31, 2015 04:10 PM (Cq0oW)

148 Yep, I asked the same thing earlier this week but no responses.
#twoweeks

Posted by: andycanuck at January 31, 2015 04:10 PM (L6/+u)

149 Ace some others and I kicked around the idea of "Project Pipewrench" years back...
-----------

I want billboards, dammit. On interstate highways. Snark-ridden, full-on, hard-core mockery. With charts and graphs to back it up.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at January 31, 2015 04:11 PM (F2IAQ)

150 136 -


Hmmm, so you say you enjoy putting into your mouth, something that came out of someone else's bunghole...

Gosh, I got nothin'.

Posted by: Zombie Dr. Freud at January 31, 2015 04:11 PM (Dj0WE)

151 @Lizzy: That is precisely the kind of thinking that led to this idea. And then I thought, 'hey, if it can be occasionally weaponized, all the better.' Letting our guys hit back at journalistic hypocrites and exposing political-journolistic incest is the main point, but being able to claim scalps now and again is both useful and lends credibility.

Posted by: Df82 at January 31, 2015 04:11 PM (91edK)

152 145 Posted by: JEM at January 31, 2015 04:09 PM (o+SC1)

Quite...sorta the point of my comparing the "other Krofts" to Steve...

Steve should be quite skilled at spelunking.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 31, 2015 04:12 PM (/4AZU)

153 @sven: Funny you should say that. I'm a former Army counterintelligence agent turned attorney, in Texas.

Posted by: Df82 at January 31, 2015 04:13 PM (91edK)

154 147 Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at January 31, 2015 04:10 PM (Cq0oW)

"Yector-Rest Stop Stalker"

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 31, 2015 04:13 PM (/4AZU)

155 "116
I'm in okay looking guy I'm an okay looking guy, with a profession money
and future. I don't have any especially bad habits I'm not a convicted
felon and I would be perfectly happy to either start another family or
not. I can't get a date to save my life. But steve crotch is drinking
champagne out of hotties ass holes. Okay I get it. There is no God.

Posted by: OG CELTIC-AMERICAN at January 31, 2015 03:54 PM (XlFLJ)"

You could put an ad on Craig's List. Whether or not you want to mention the part about drinking champagne from ass holes is up to you. On the one hand, it might limit the number of responses you get. On the other hand, it would help me gather vital data for internet discussions.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at January 31, 2015 04:13 PM (KDbAT)

156 Sven: pitched to who? Because it really strikes me
as a good idea. A conservative Media Matters with a lower profile and
actual intelligence veterans in charge.

And James O'KEEFE can be a consultant.


Posted by: Df82 at January 31, 2015 04:07 PM (91edK

Why do it for anyone other than yourself?

I mean, sure it is a useful tool in politics, but it might just be profitable too. Politics and political reporting is hollywood for ugly people. Hollywood has its scandal rags and paparazzi. They appear to be profitable, surely there is a market for bagging hypocritical liars and their groupies.

Oh, and Kroft has been sucking up to professional anuses for years on his beat.
His problem was he wanted something tasty for himself, probably.

Posted by: kindltot at January 31, 2015 04:14 PM (t//F+)

157 public parks are often the worst for that kind of stuff

anywhere you see a lot of guys in their cars, basically

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at January 31, 2015 04:14 PM (Cq0oW)

Posted by: kindltot at January 31, 2015 04:14 PM (t//F+)

159 153 Posted by: Df82 at January 31, 2015 04:13 PM (91edK)

My foster family had a farm boy in it...

essentially if the right had the balls a Venona style caper would be easy....they are so powerful they've gotten arrogant and lazy about being subtle or sublime.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 31, 2015 04:14 PM (/4AZU)

160 >>I'm having a hard time squaring that circle.

I think the only explanation is the difference in who was being racist.
Donald Sterling is apparently not a nice man and he owns a team that some former NBA playesr wanted to purchase. Easy target since he's an old, white dude that NBA people (sports media, etc.) already dislike - so they knew the story would take. Bonus that they could help some thers buy his team by using the scandal to force him to sell.

Kroft, not so much. Not particularly polarizing or even interesting. And being part of establishment media there didn't seem much reason for his media colleagues to vilify him. So the tribe just sort of shrugged it off and moved on.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 31, 2015 04:15 PM (ABcz/)

161 kindletot - You *almost* saved it...., but, BARREL.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at January 31, 2015 04:16 PM (F2IAQ)

162 160 -

Ok, that's what it looks like on the surface, complete and utter hypocrisy, and I just want to make sure I'm not missing something else that might be part of it.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 31, 2015 04:17 PM (Dj0WE)

163 Feed me!!!!!

Posted by: The Barrel at January 31, 2015 04:17 PM (/3gho)

164 This is precisely the event that the Pander Bear Party was (future) created for! After a Dem politician finishes a stump speech, get a Pander Bear up there firmly affirming that we are solidly for CBS and in favor of reporters close with the White House cheating on their spouses. After all, Clinton!

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 31, 2015 04:19 PM (VAsIq)

165 Ponder this... Pipewrench could do Anony Mouse style Youtube screeds on Media Lies and Unethical Ties...

it *could* make someone.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 31, 2015 04:19 PM (/4AZU)

166 I am literally running out of real words and swear words to express how hypocritical and ignorant Liberals are, nor to express my feeling of loathing and will have to start making up my own words and meanings. I cant even string enough words together sometimes.

Posted by: Badda Bing 'baking bread today' at January 31, 2015 04:20 PM (klaU/)

167 132 See, I knew keeping my black concubine secret from thee crazy right-wingers was smart, chivalry is dead on the right!
Posted by: Steve Kroft at January 31, 2015 04:03 PM (TJCSB)

----

Good one.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 31, 2015 04:20 PM (A98Xu)

168 He asked her to dress like Laura bush. Think of that what you will

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 31, 2015 04:20 PM (zOTsN)

169
I've always had a thing for black licorice, even as a kid.

Posted by: Steve the Kroft at January 31, 2015 04:21 PM (P330y)

170 huh

ordered a night light off Amazon and got an empty box.

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at January 31, 2015 04:21 PM (Cq0oW)

171 166 Posted by: Badda Bing 'baking bread today' at January 31, 2015 04:20 PM (klaU/)

They are absolutely un-self-aware...

incapable of shame and no one on our side will teach them either point.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 31, 2015 04:21 PM (/4AZU)

172 In my perfect world:

GOP lawyer: "These are the people we want for debate moderators."

Dem debate-committee member: (sotto voce to colleague) "One's fucking half a high-school band class, another is one dozing grand juror from a bank-fraud indictment, and the third gave forty grand to terrorists and has every form of clap known to mankind, but no one's supposed to know any of that!".

Dem debate-committee member: "How did you decide on these people?"

GOP lawyer: "We believe they may have their own unique incentives to be, uh, fair."

Posted by: JEM at January 31, 2015 04:22 PM (o+SC1)

173 Steve Kroft's Cheat-Texts Reveal He Was a Partisan Hack and Douchebag, Also, Obama Hates Holder

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 31, 2015 04:22 PM (VAsIq)

174 Eh, anonymous YouTube videos are pretty easy to ignore, and a solo operation has little staying power. Even old solo blogs have to become institutions to last long.

Posted by: Df82 at January 31, 2015 04:23 PM (91edK)

175 He asked her to dress like Laura bush. Think of that what you will

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 31, 2015 04:20 PM


I get no kicks from Champagne.

Posted by: Laura Bush at January 31, 2015 04:23 PM (/3gho)

176 Furthermore.


He calls the president Barry. Yes Barry. Like they are friends, pals.


So he gets the first interview with Barry. A lot. Wonder why. Of course I sure it hasn't affected his impartiality. No. Not at all

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 31, 2015 04:24 PM (zOTsN)

177 Why would Obama hate Holder? Holder has been the best "scandal goalie" there is, causing a stack of things that would fell a lessor Preznit to be treated as "nothing to see here" at Justice.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 31, 2015 04:24 PM (6QHER)

178 Even old solo blogs have to become institutions to last long.

Insty says "the fuck?"

Posted by: Ian S. at January 31, 2015 04:25 PM (6QHER)

179 *Walking back to his college dorm, Steve Kroft opens Burger King bag and sets a french fry.

Then takes a sip of his ilk shake*

SK: Aw jeepers! They gave me vanilla again. I hate vanilla. I wanted chocolate!

Black Tranny Hooker: Hey Baby, let me show you how to turn that vanilla shake into chocolate...


FIN

Posted by: Formative Experiences of Steve Kroft's Life at January 31, 2015 04:25 PM (KBvAm)

180 174 Posted by: Df82 at January 31, 2015 04:23 PM (91edK)

The decision has to be made if the op center is a public or private asset or a hybrid...

whether operatives are personalities or they report to control who has personalities...

thing is it takes money, contacts, and the dreaded L word that typing brings the Andrew WK lifeguards...

the "L" word is probably pretty vital actually.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 31, 2015 04:25 PM (/4AZU)

181 171 166 Posted by: Badda Bing 'baking bread today' at January 31, 2015 04:20 PM (klaU/)

They are absolutely un-self-aware...

incapable of shame and no one on our side will teach them either point.


Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 31, 2015 04:21 PM (/4AZU)


That's exactly it. They just say anything or do anything that is expedient in their own self interest and then look in the mirror and see the most intelligent moral human on the planet.

Posted by: Badda Bing 'baking bread today' at January 31, 2015 04:25 PM (klaU/)

182 @177 - Kroft was apparently talking to Obama's white half that day.

Posted by: JEM at January 31, 2015 04:25 PM (o+SC1)

183 The interesting thing is what it says about those he is supposed to cover and about his own performance as a journalist

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 31, 2015 04:26 PM (zOTsN)

184 Lacewigs?

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at January 31, 2015 04:26 PM (Cq0oW)

185 Ugh.

sets = eats

ilk = milk

Posted by: Formative Experiences of Steve Kroft's Life at January 31, 2015 04:28 PM (KBvAm)

186 >>>>Why would Obama hate Holder?

My guess? Obama values Holder; finds him useful; can't stand his smugly face; thinks he's an idiot ("cuz he's not me" -Pres. O).

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 31, 2015 04:28 PM (VAsIq)

187 Lilliputians?

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at January 31, 2015 04:28 PM (Cq0oW)

188 >>So he gets the first interview with Barry. A lot. Wonder why. Of
course I sure it hasn't affected his impartiality. No. Not at all

Exactly. He's been Obama's place to go when something heats up enough that he needs to engage the press. He goes on 60 Minutes, Kroft throws him softballs (and will edit out any slip-ups), then he can claim the story is over and move on.

IIRC, Kroft sat on a clip where Obama said something that contradicted a later WH claim or testimony about Benghazi.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 31, 2015 04:29 PM (ABcz/)

189 Classy Pro Tip: A strawberry in her squeak hole really classes up the Champagne Flume.

Posted by: Donald Trump at January 31, 2015 04:29 PM (9whgm)

190 OH NOOOOOO

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at January 31, 2015 04:31 PM (Cq0oW)

191
Reading demeaning and derogatory remarks about Michelle Obama is infuriating, and I despise conservatives for assuming she's a difficult and uneducated woman.

I have a great fondness for Ms. Obama, and would ride her clam like a Corgi on a Chihuahua.

Posted by: Steve Kroft at January 31, 2015 04:31 PM (P330y)

192 Migawd, the psychotic troll said something intelligible and non-inflammatory.

What is this, The House of Bernarda Alba?

Posted by: kindltot at January 31, 2015 04:32 PM (t//F+)

193 I'm thinking we found a new partner for Elliot Spitzer.

Kroft and Spitzer: From Black Tie Affairs To Back Alley Contracts; We Bring The Dirt!

Posted by: Fritz at January 31, 2015 04:32 PM (dVmLD)

194 @178: Instapundit hasn't been a solo operation for years.

@Sven: Private. Easier to launch and control, avoid oversight and intrusion.

But I'm afraid I don't understand what the L word is, and it sounds like I should.

Posted by: Df82 at January 31, 2015 04:33 PM (91edK)

195

Kroftwork Orange

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 31, 2015 04:33 PM (IXrOn)

196 The Institution allows early computer access on Saturdays?

Posted by: Comrade Pi at January 31, 2015 04:33 PM (9whgm)

197 ok

got tv to watch

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at January 31, 2015 04:35 PM (Cq0oW)

198

Someone should do a 60 Minutes on 60 Minutes.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 31, 2015 04:36 PM (IXrOn)

199

back to my regularly schedule program, too

/wave

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 31, 2015 04:37 PM (IXrOn)

200
What I'm most sick of is how my life is run by and revolves around less than a couple of thousand people.

--obama's cabinet
--Congress
--my gov and my state legislature
--celebrities/media personalities

Posted by: Reflective Alternate-Reality Soothsayer at January 31, 2015 04:37 PM (mFNJH)

201 Holder is older than the JEF. He attended Columbia too. He actually participated in some protests at Columbia. He went to law school there and promptly went to work for the Justice department. He has been in DC ever since.


I bet he talks down to the JEF. JEF wanted to be college protestor. He was one. JEF wants to run DC. Holder has been working in DC since the JEF was smoking pot in high school.


He is jealous

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 31, 2015 04:38 PM (zOTsN)

202 194 DF82,

L-a-w-y-e-r-s

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 31, 2015 04:40 PM (9NdVT)

203 MUMR I'm gonna pray for you. I hope you get the help you need. Soon.

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 31, 2015 04:41 PM (zOTsN)

204 Obama administration burns Steve Crofton to show the other members of the press Corp. "We have all your emails and will leak them if we feel like it. Don't even think about asking us serious questions."

Posted by: simplemind at January 31, 2015 04:44 PM (hTeQK)

205 191
I have a great fondness for Ms. Obama, and would ride her clam like a Corgi on a Chihuahua.

Posted by: Steve Kroft at January 31, 2015 04:31 PM (P330y)


Shouldn't that be "like a Chihuahua on a Rottweiler"?

Posted by: Iowa Bob at January 31, 2015 04:49 PM (aNzsD)

206 @sven: Oh, no doubt. And I could humbly offer my services for suitable recompense. Which brings us to the real hurdle... money.

Posted by: Df82 at January 31, 2015 04:50 PM (91edK)

207 Steve Kroft, wasn't he the guy from Seals and Kroft?

Posted by: George Costanza at January 31, 2015 04:59 PM (GrXXa)

208 206 DF82,

Pity we don't have IT billionaires bankrolling us no?

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 31, 2015 05:04 PM (9NdVT)

209
Steve Kroft, wasn't he the guy from Seals and Kroft?
no he is the guy that did H.R. Pufnstuf

Posted by: kj at January 31, 2015 05:05 PM (lKyWE)

210 "139
Df82, I don't need dirt so much as just having the family/business relationships w/those they cover were out in the open.
If
someone is covering the WH and, hey!, they just got engaged to someone
in the WH press office that should be known. Same goes for being a
network news executive with a brother being one of Obama's national
security advisors. And wouldn't it be great to know that one of Wash
Post's environmental reporters has a husband who's worked for Obama and
Think Progress specializing on environmental issues?

This sh%t is exposed on 60 Minutes, etc. all the time --- for every other industry, but not the media.


Posted by: Lizzy at January 31, 2015 04:08 PM (ABcz/)"

This sort of information could be gathered together on a single page and posted on a blog page. If you ask nicely, Ace might make a permanent link to it so that it would be easy to find. Then whenever referring to a journalist or Obama administration official, it would be easy to look up who they are related to and always add that information to emphasize the incestuous nature of the Democrat/Media establishment.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at January 31, 2015 05:06 PM (KDbAT)

211 Steve Kroft, wasn't he the guy from Seals and Kroft?

Brother of Sid and Marty.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 31, 2015 05:07 PM (W5DcG)

212 Would somebody please send this thread of comments to Steve "Missing Your Brown Eye Makes Me Blue" Kroft to all of his company and news media. There are some real chucklers and I am sure it would make the rounds. This guy has sold out the free press rights reserved under the 1st Amendment and should suffer as we have for his betrayal.

Posted by: John Doe@Another Quidam at January 31, 2015 05:14 PM (zsZgu)

213 /shakes head

You really can't write shit like that and have people not think its comedy fiction.

Posted by: Gmac- Pulling in feelers in preperation... at January 31, 2015 05:15 PM (baiNQ)

214 I do not like the baseball threads.
I do not like them, mutton-heads!
I do not like them when I crap,
I do not like them when I fap.
I do not like them flying drones,
Nor when I ponder WHO WAS PHONE?
I like them less than Lena D
I like them less than Hillary!
I do not like the baseball threads.
I do not like them, mutton-heads!

Posted by: Just some guy at January 31, 2015 05:20 PM (yxw0r)

215 He oughtta just run the bitch over.

Posted by: Suge Knight at January 31, 2015 05:39 PM (lG2E3)

216 Ace's take above was so amusing I don't need to read the actual story.

That's a good thing.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 31, 2015 05:42 PM (1Y+hH)

217 Apparently Obama hating Holder is not news at CBS. Now why would Obama hate Holder? Because that corrupt fool Holder initiated Fast and Furious without WH consent or consent from the State Department, that is why. And the idiot Obama covered up rather than roll heads.

Posted by: Steve Brown Sugar Kroft, ladies man at January 31, 2015 05:46 PM (AivPA)

218 Maybe the dude can sing.

Posted by: Mick Jagger at January 31, 2015 05:54 PM (mHmjO)

219 Well, he can speak Jive.

Posted by: Steve Brown Sugar Kroft, ladies man at January 31, 2015 06:01 PM (AivPA)

220 A white guy should be proud to have a hot black girlfriend. It's quite an accomplishment. Or so I've heard.

Posted by: Eromero at January 31, 2015 06:10 PM (go5uR)

221 220
A white guy should be proud to have a hot black girlfriend. It's quite an accomplishment. Or so I've heard.


Posted by: Eromero at January 31, 2015 06:10 PM (go5uR)\
Where I come from, it's not a accomplishment. It's screwing the help.

tacky

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 31, 2015 06:15 PM (0FSuD)

222 217.... Now why would Obama hate Holder? Because that corrupt fool Holder initiated Fast and Furious without WH consent or consent from the State Department, that is why.

----------

But Barky and Hillary were the ones saying "Guns crossing the border into Mexico" were the reason why we needed to ban guns.

They started saying this early in 2009.
It was total bullshit...so they needed to come up with a way to 'prove' that it was true.

So I don't think that Holder came up with Fast n' Furious on his own.
I think he was doing the bidding of Barky and Hillary.

If it is true that the JEF does hate Holder...then I think it could be that Holder has been the one telling him "No. You can't get away with doing that."

Barry hates anyone who tells him "No".
He would be a total all-out Dictator, even worse than we've seen, if he didn't have someone reigning him in.

Posted by: wheatie at January 31, 2015 06:22 PM (hX3bN)

223 221 220 A white guy should be proud to have a hot black girlfriend. It's quite an accomplishment. Or so I've heard.
Posted by: Eromero at January 31, 2015 06:10 PM (go5uR)


Where I come from, it's not a accomplishment. It's screwing the help.
tacky

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 31, 2015 06:15 PM (0FSuD)

----------

That's a repulsive thing to say, Nip Sip.

Posted by: wheatie at January 31, 2015 06:26 PM (hX3bN)

224 Funny how the left's racism always seems to bubble up. His mistress was hot and he not so much.

Kroft is a wizened looking troll with the total perv vibe. Yuck and no I would not "hit it".

Posted by: Cheri at January 31, 2015 06:56 PM (ZFPMM)

225 Well, it looks like it's ISIS 2, Japan 0.

In the first inning.

Posted by: eman at January 31, 2015 07:05 PM (MQEz6)

226 Just don't set a big ol' wad of it off too close to your friendly neighbourhood nuclear power plant.
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 31, 2015 03:29 PM (MbqmP)

I have a friend who did just that. He's an Indian who lives on the Prairie Island rez a few miles from the nuke plant. He put a ridiculous amount, I think it was somewhere around a hundred pounds of it, in an old dump truck box. It blew large pieces of metal hundreds of yards and set off the seismographs at the nuke plant. The feds were not at all amused. Here's a CNN report: http://tinyurl.com/o95kgwc

I wasn't present for that one, but I was at his house a couple weeks earlier when they blew up an old car with a 1-gallon milk jug of the stuff.

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at January 31, 2015 07:16 PM (KSjsb)

227 The most beautiful sound in the world is a Muslim bullet passing through a hostage's head.

Posted by: Hussein Obama at January 31, 2015 07:16 PM (lG2E3)

228 test

Posted by: Mr. Mxyzptlk at January 31, 2015 09:54 PM (9R4HJ)

229 This slimeball interviewed Obama the day after the Benghazi attacks and had Obama on camera admitting that they were downplaying the responsibility being due to terrorism and sat on it while Obama lied during the 2nd Presidential debate and Crowley swore to it. In fact it wasn't until the Sunday before the election that CBS ran a blurb about it on their website just to escape charges of trying to fix a 2nd presidential election 2 days before the vote. To wit, Croft knew from 9-11-12 until right up to the election Obama was lying about who his administration claimed who was responsibile and did NOTHING!

Posted by: Thresherman at February 01, 2015 01:41 AM (XWnIU)

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