Harry Reid Recommends an Exercise Regimen to Joe Biden


The full clip is actually worse; this old creep is determined to get a kiss off this young girl.

Oh, Wow:


Dear Vice President Biden,

Please stop touching children.

Thank you.

Sincerely,

Everybody

Posted by: Ace at 06:58 PM




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1 this is my ooohh face

Posted by: tinfoil baby at January 06, 2015 07:00 PM (H3SRF)

2 I hope that little girls grows up to hate her parents for not protecting her. You can see in her eyes she wants to be somewhere else.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at January 06, 2015 07:00 PM (DQZLr)

3 yikes, how do you play that one off if you're uncle joe? Pretend you were sneezing?

Posted by: timin203 at January 06, 2015 07:01 PM (AkOaV)

4 Come here Joe.

Posted by: Loren Bobbitt at January 06, 2015 07:01 PM (ZrLvl)

5 Hey, little girl, can I drive you to gymnastics class, in my van.

Posted by: Plugs Biden at January 06, 2015 07:01 PM (WCnJW)

6 Dang, the ED ads are back.

Posted by: pep at January 06, 2015 07:02 PM (4nR9/)

7 Pretend you were sneezing?

Actually sneeze.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 06, 2015 07:02 PM (J0IP0)

8 Pretend you were sneezing?

Actually sneeze.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 06, 2015 07:02 PM (J0IP0)

9 He's been taking lessons from Epstein, methinks.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at January 06, 2015 07:03 PM (DQZLr)

10 Bad touch! Bad touch!

Posted by: torquewrench at January 06, 2015 07:03 PM (noWW6)

11 someone should photoshop pedobear into the background

Posted by: brak at January 06, 2015 07:03 PM (Y/jfK)

12 Ugh. Maybe he's drunk like boehner.

Posted by: ever at January 06, 2015 07:03 PM (hRV3r)

13
Funny how his breath physically repels her face.
He's got his left hand on her boob and his right on Mommy's butt.

Posted by: wth at January 06, 2015 07:03 PM (wAQA5)

14 Screw the corgis, I'm gonna post here.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at January 06, 2015 07:03 PM (DQZLr)

15 From the cop thread. Sure seems like some of the NYPD needs to hit the range more often

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 06, 2015 07:04 PM (0FSuD)

16 The real "tell" is the mother. This is beyond creepy. Just watch the mother, who is within ear shot.

Posted by: redenzo at January 06, 2015 07:04 PM (WCnJW)

17 Joe puttin' on the moves. Slick.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 06, 2015 07:04 PM (XzRw1)

18 Who's the grinning bald jealous perv on the left?

Posted by: wth at January 06, 2015 07:04 PM (wAQA5)

19 Poor girl. I can only imagine that Biden's breath smells like Ben Gay, cheap gin, and sweat socks.

Posted by: Cheri at January 06, 2015 07:05 PM (oiNtH)

20 I assume the perv on the left is Chris Coons, being sworn at for his name. Or sworn in.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 06, 2015 07:05 PM (J0IP0)

21 I didn't watch the video. Did he give her the Lizard Tongue?

Posted by: johnd01 at January 06, 2015 07:06 PM (VGqjW)

22 Did Biden get positive assent before he escalated to the next stage? No? War on women! Rape culture!

Posted by: pep at January 06, 2015 07:06 PM (4nR9/)

23 Good for the daughter of the Senator who once referred to himself as the bearded Marxist.

Posted by: redenzo at January 06, 2015 07:07 PM (WCnJW)

24 Hah. From @MHark: "He was so mad after this that he immediately got into his ice cream truck and drove away."

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 06, 2015 07:07 PM (J0IP0)

25 Looks like Coons wants some poon.

Posted by: wth at January 06, 2015 07:07 PM (wAQA5)

26 They can't squirm away if they are restrained.

Speaking of which, why the hell do tension bands break so easily nowadays?

Posted by: Harry Reid at January 06, 2015 07:08 PM (5DM9u)

27 I just wanted to hug her and squeeze her and pet her, George...

Posted by: Lennie Biden at January 06, 2015 07:08 PM (t1dCc)

28
I can hear her thinking: "Eewwww".

Posted by: wth at January 06, 2015 07:09 PM (wAQA5)

29 Just a second, lemme get mah creep on.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 06, 2015 07:09 PM (ZPrif)

30 No means no, but 1 in 5 times it means pancakes! Booyah!

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 06, 2015 07:10 PM (ZPrif)

31
Looks like Breath Rape.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 06, 2015 07:10 PM (0cMkb)

32 Tonight, on 'If A Republican Had Done It...'

Posted by: --- at January 06, 2015 07:11 PM (MMC8r)

33
What the hell is with Biden thinking that women find him attractive? This poor girl actually recoils when he tries to kiss her. WTF?
I can only shudder at the thought of being a female Secret Service agent and watching this goon swim naked. Is there any doubt that he preens about with 'Little Joe' bobbing around? Ugh.

Posted by: Cheri at January 06, 2015 07:11 PM (oiNtH)

34 Where I come from, squirming is a sign of enthusiastic consent.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 06, 2015 07:11 PM (ZPrif)

35 Would you like to meet my friend Mr. Epstein?

Posted by: Slow Joey B. at January 06, 2015 07:11 PM (MMC8r)

36 The SS won't let me near Stasha and Malaria. I wonder why?

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 06, 2015 07:11 PM (XzRw1)

37 I did not watch the video. Am gonna mix legal booze and legal cannabis tonight. Glenfiddich and Casey Jones.

So I am wondering, is Casey Jones widely available, wherever good smokable dope is sold and traded?

Stoned minds want to know.

I wish I could get Brooklyn Lager here in the Peoples Republic of Colorado. The beer stores are jammed with hoppy "craft" brew bullshit, almost all of it fizzy IPA.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 06, 2015 07:12 PM (vSxTY)

38
Pssst. Who's your Daddy" Huh? Oops, ha ha, just kidding.

Posted by: Uncle Joe at January 06, 2015 07:12 PM (wAQA5)

39 what the fuck?

Posted by: TangoNine at January 06, 2015 07:13 PM (x3YFz)

40 1 in 5 times, no means "c'mere and gimme some sugar, baby"!

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 06, 2015 07:13 PM (ZPrif)

41 It's a good thing Christine O'Donnell was able to swoop in and protect us from that RINO Mike Castle or we might have been deprived of comedy gold moments like this.

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at January 06, 2015 07:13 PM (ufrZ6)

42 I fail to see the problem.

Posted by: Roman Polanski at January 06, 2015 07:13 PM (1wofY)

43 >>>Harry Reid Recommends an Exercise Regimen to Joe Biden<<<




I would never do such a thing...






... (I find girls icky)

Posted by: Dingy Harry at January 06, 2015 07:14 PM (t1dCc)

44 When Biden shuffles off this mortal coil, we'll finally have dick in a box.

Posted by: pep at January 06, 2015 07:14 PM (4nR9/)

45 Casey Jones.
--------------

Obligatory ... "you better watch yo speed!"

Posted by: JDub (was BunkerintheBurbs) at January 06, 2015 07:14 PM (X3xYu)

46 If Ted Cruz runs from the Capital and he looks back, will he turn to stone?

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 06, 2015 07:15 PM (XzRw1)

47 Just think, you could grow up to be a trophy like old blondie behind you... you'd like that wouldn't you hon?

Posted by: Uncle Joe at January 06, 2015 07:15 PM (wAQA5)

48

How much for the little girl? How much for the women? ...

Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters... sell them to me. Sell me your children!

Posted by: Jake Biden at January 06, 2015 07:15 PM (LoIJo)

49 "Creepy Uncle" Joe Biden wants you to sign up for Direct TV.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at January 06, 2015 07:15 PM (onvik)

50 where I'm from... you do that shit and they find a corpse without a head, hands or feet. And likely missing genitalia.

Just sayin.

Posted by: TangoNine at January 06, 2015 07:16 PM (x3YFz)

51 I bet you don't even have to wear a bra if you don't want, amirite? Lemme tell ya, that's a gift is what it is, a gift that that ungrateful bitch gravity will steal from you someday. C'mere, lemme touch 'em. C'mere goddammit!

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 06, 2015 07:16 PM (ZPrif)

52 It rubs the lotion on its skin.

Posted by: Jame Biden at January 06, 2015 07:18 PM (4nR9/)

53 It's Good to be the Vice-King.

Posted by: --- at January 06, 2015 07:18 PM (MMC8r)

54 50
where I'm from... you do that shit and they find a corpse without a head, hands or feet. And likely missing genitalia.

Just sayin.

where I'm from...they don't find the corpse.

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 06, 2015 07:18 PM (XzRw1)

55 If he grows the plugs a little longer Smokin Joe will complete the transformation to the goon from Phantasm.

Oh shit, I'm gonna have nightmares for sure now.

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at January 06, 2015 07:18 PM (+18Uf)

56 I don't know how to link to individual tweets, but Iowahawk's feed has a RT of another creepy Biden-as-Reid picture, where he is squeezing some little Asian girl's head from behind, and maybe kissing the top of her head. The expression on her face is a picture of terrified endurance.

Posted by: Splunge at January 06, 2015 07:18 PM (qyomX)

57 I don't know Casey Jones, but I'm familiar with the variety named for the results of his actions, Trainwreck

Posted by: ginaswo at January 06, 2015 07:18 PM (2EgyQ)

58 OMG. Seriously, this is... wtf.

Posted by: Book (wife of Navy vet.) at January 06, 2015 07:18 PM (AlkUj)

59
Nyuk nyuk, mmm... slurp, oops! Missed. Tee hee.

Posted by: Uncle Joe at January 06, 2015 07:19 PM (wAQA5)

60 Stranger danger!!

Posted by: pj at January 06, 2015 07:19 PM (cHuNI)

61 It is creepy. I want to take a shower after seeing this.

Posted by: Soona at January 06, 2015 07:19 PM (/aRVf)

62 Seriously, I'd french Pennywise the Clown first.

Posted by: --- at January 06, 2015 07:19 PM (MMC8r)

63 where I'm from...they don't find the corpse.



Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 06, 2015 07:18 PM (XzRw1)


first choice: hog farm

2d choice: gators

Posted by: TangoNine at January 06, 2015 07:20 PM (x3YFz)

64 My apologies to the horde for some crap info on the Ft. Bliss situation. The hospital and the VA clinic are next door to one another and the media does not bother to confirm its guesses before sending out the info.
The shooter was at the VA clinic which is just outside the base. The base itself was on lockdown also. The shooter has now perished himself.
The boy spawn was safely at work on base and not happy about lockdown but had no info at all and we had to tell him during his "head mom off before the panic detonation" call that the shooter was perished.
Again, sorry for the faulty 411, folks.

Posted by: madamemayhem at January 06, 2015 07:20 PM (WPm3x)

65 55
If he grows the plugs a little longer Smokin Joe will complete the transformation to the goon from Phantasm.


Reminds me of this:

http://tinyurl.com/kodfp6v

Posted by: pep at January 06, 2015 07:21 PM (4nR9/)

66 After Joe had that greasy mullet trimmed off, I can't keep the girls away from him.

Posted by: Jill Biden at January 06, 2015 07:21 PM (XzRw1)

67 Yes Mr. Vice President, we did say you could have our first born daughter if we won our election, but we didn't expect you'd want to collect this soon...or on camera.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 06, 2015 07:21 PM (pAuqr)

68
where I'm from...they don't find the corpse.
................
I'm already a corpse! MMMMyumyum slurp slurp

Posted by: Uncle Joe at January 06, 2015 07:22 PM (wAQA5)

69 Stay Awayyyy!
From Captain Howdy

Posted by: ginaswo suddenly reminded of that Twisted Sister song at January 06, 2015 07:22 PM (2EgyQ)

70 Remember, Biden was put on the ticket for gravitas.

Posted by: --- at January 06, 2015 07:22 PM (MMC8r)

71 And we wonder why Assholes like Kim Jong Un have the balls to do stupid things. Why not, they all look to America and copy our leaders.

Posted by: tinfoil baby at January 06, 2015 07:22 PM (H3SRF)

72 how is it that democrats get away with being creepy pedophiles and/or predatory fags and yet if 1 single conservative says they're gay the democratic war machine mobilizes within an instant to "out" the "pervert?"

Posted by: TangoNine at January 06, 2015 07:23 PM (x3YFz)

73 first choice: hog farm

2d choice: gators

Let the animals do the killin' and disposal...I like it.

Posted by: Jill Biden at January 06, 2015 07:23 PM (XzRw1)

74 first choice: hog farm

2d choice: gators


Posted by: TangoNine at January 06, 2015 07:20 PM (x3YFz)
Bonfire. (No gators in this state and the closest hog farm is about an hour away.)

Posted by: right wing whippersnapper at January 06, 2015 07:23 PM (ThxKk)

75 C'mere darlin', lemme tell ya somethin'. Did you know that in Europe the age of consent is only 16? 16!

You know what you are? A woman! A beautiful woman. Age is just a number, you know? I'm old, you're young. But we're both people, amirite? People who get lonely and like scotch.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 06, 2015 07:23 PM (ZPrif)

76 If you follow the link and watch the full clip, don't miss Uncle Joe's tight control grip on the child's upper arm.

Posted by: Splunge at January 06, 2015 07:24 PM (qyomX)

77 It's ok. She hasn't seen my Trans-Am yet.

Posted by: Sherrif Joe Joe at January 06, 2015 07:24 PM (HRlKD)

78
72 Because they really only care about power.

Posted by: --- at January 06, 2015 07:24 PM (MMC8r)

79 fuckin' Stranger Danger moment right there.

Posted by: TangoNine at January 06, 2015 07:24 PM (x3YFz)

80 LOL! Buzzfeed header says "Girl Hero Denies Joe Biden a Kiss"

Posted by: All Hail Eris at January 06, 2015 07:24 PM (KH1sk)

81 51
I bet you don't even have to wear a bra if you don't want, amirite?
Lemme tell ya, that's a gift is what it is, a gift that that ungrateful
bitch gravity will steal from you someday. C'mere, lemme touch 'em.
C'mere goddammit!

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 06, 2015 07:16 PM (ZPrif)


OK, you officially creeped me the heck out.

Posted by: Just some guy at January 06, 2015 07:25 PM (yxw0r)

82 She should just fire a few shotgun rounds through the door.

Posted by: --- at January 06, 2015 07:25 PM (MMC8r)

83 all i can think about is schiessgewehr through his hair! or what ever is up there on his head...

Posted by: geezer der mensch at January 06, 2015 07:25 PM (1i/Fh)

84 Poor little girl doesn't know it's only going to get worse.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 06, 2015 07:25 PM (1Y+hH)

85 Bonfire. (No gators in this state and the closest hog farm is about an hour away.)
Posted by: right wing whippersnapper at January 06, 2015 07:23 PM (ThxKk)

Don't forget the trusty wood chipper. Might as well compost the mfer while you're at it. Just to be green.

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at January 06, 2015 07:25 PM (+18Uf)

86
Remember, Biden was put on the ticket for gravitas.
Posted by: --- at January 06, 2015 07:22 PM (MMC8r)
........................

I thought they said grabby-tatas.

Posted by: Uncle Joe at January 06, 2015 07:25 PM (wAQA5)

87 ...and this is why you teach your kids firearm safety and employment as soon as they can lift a rifle.

Posted by: TangoNine at January 06, 2015 07:25 PM (x3YFz)

88 She really should have kicked him in the balls.

Posted by: Soona at January 06, 2015 07:25 PM (/aRVf)

89 Thank goodness we didn't get that idiot snowbilly.

Posted by: --- at January 06, 2015 07:27 PM (MMC8r)

90 and Paul Ryan couldn't deal with this POS in a debate


Biden looked like he'd been given a 'booster cocktail'.....like Adolf's doctor was fond of injecting into Hitler's tush


but Ryan flopped

Posted by: John of Salisbury at January 06, 2015 07:27 PM (8CdUx)

91 If America was a muslim country, they'd be on their honeymoon right this minute.

But Joe probably thinks ol' Mohammad had some pretty neat ideas.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 06, 2015 07:27 PM (AC0lD)

92 'Sup, girl?

Naw... C'mere.

You ever been to a rodeo?

Remember the Amtrak.

-Joe

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 06, 2015 07:27 PM (16bOT)

93 Where is that other hand????

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 06, 2015 07:27 PM (0FSuD)

94 88 She really should have kicked him in the balls.
Posted by: Soona at January 06, 2015 07:25 PM (/aRVf)


Her parents should have done it for her.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 06, 2015 07:27 PM (dFi94)

95 Reminds me of that wonderful "Russian history in 5 minutes" music video linked here a few weeks back.

"Long live Stalin, he loves you
Sing these words or you KNOW WHAT HE WILL DO!!"

Posted by: Splunge at January 06, 2015 07:28 PM (qyomX)

96
If you follow the link and watch the full clip, don't miss Uncle Joe's tight control grip on the child's upper arm.
Posted by: Splunge at January 06, 2015 07:24 PM (qyomX)
................
I hope she went immediately to the police station to get the bruises photographed.

Posted by: wth at January 06, 2015 07:28 PM (wAQA5)

97 Her parents should have done it for her.

Say, you don't happen to have their address, do you?

Posted by: Zombie Michael Jackson at January 06, 2015 07:28 PM (4nR9/)

98 It's a good thing Christine O'Donnell was able to
swoop in and protect us from that RINO Mike Castle or we might have been
deprived of comedy gold moments like this.


Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic

It's a great thing that Mikey Castle took off with millions in his campaign chest instead of running against this prick.

Posted by: Blue Hen at January 06, 2015 07:28 PM (DM5Ao)

99 Hey Tango9, from earlier thread: yes, you absolutely MUST get yerself a top hat. I have a 1920's silk topper and let me tell you, it changes your life. You become a champagne-swilling bon vivant in one. People point you out and give you a wide berth like the august personage you are.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at January 06, 2015 07:29 PM (KH1sk)

100 Some man comes at my granddaughter like that, he has to get thru me and my baseball bat first.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 06, 2015 07:29 PM (dFi94)

101 []"Long live Stalin, he loves you

Sing these word

Dammit, dammit DAMMIT! I spent weeks getting that song out of my head. Literally weeks. Now it's back. Thanks a lot.

Posted by: pep at January 06, 2015 07:29 PM (4nR9/)

102 Posted by: John of Salisbury at January 06, 2015 07:27 PM (8CdUx)

Look hater! He was thirsty. That's why he got his nuts kicked in by the Delaware Destroyer. Thirst.

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at January 06, 2015 07:29 PM (+18Uf)

103 I don't know how to link to individual tweets, but Iowahawk's feed has a RT of another creepy Biden-as-Reid picture, where he is squeezing some little Asian girl's head from behind, and maybe kissing the top of her head. The expression on her face is a picture of terrified endurance.

Posted by: Splunge at January 06, 2015 07:18 PM (qyomX)


Iowahawk is en fuego with this:

https://twitter.com/iowahawkblog

Posted by: Paul Kersey at January 06, 2015 07:30 PM (0Ew3K)

104 gross

this is like what he does to waitresses and full grown women

Posted by: ThunderB at January 06, 2015 07:30 PM (zOTsN)

105 99
Hey Tango9, from earlier thread: yes, you absolutely MUST get yerself a
top hat. I have a 1920's silk topper and let me tell you, it changes
your life. You become a champagne-swilling bon vivant in one. People
point you out and give you a wide berth like the august personage you
are.



Posted by: All Hail Eris at January 06, 2015 07:29 PM (KH1sk)


It also goes well with the shoes with the clear heels that have goldfish in them.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at January 06, 2015 07:30 PM (yxw0r)

106
Where is that other hand????
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 06, 2015 07:27 PM (0FSuD)
..........................
And why does blonde Mommy behind her have a stupid grin, too?

Posted by: wth at January 06, 2015 07:31 PM (wAQA5)

107 He's a damn perv.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 06, 2015 07:31 PM (dFi94)

108 /off Deathwish sock

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 06, 2015 07:31 PM (0Ew3K)

109 I think that's her dad behind her

offering her up like a human sacrifice

Posted by: ThunderB at January 06, 2015 07:32 PM (zOTsN)

110 I think that's her dad behind her

offering her up like a human sacrifice

Posted by: ThunderB at January 06, 2015 07:32 PM (zOTsN)

111 She's not enough for a sandwich but she'd make a nice canape.

Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy at January 06, 2015 07:32 PM (8ZskC)

112 gross this is like what he does to waitresses and full grown women
Posted by: ThunderB at January 06, 2015 07:30 PM (zOTsN)


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And the MFM thinks it's cute.

Posted by: Soona at January 06, 2015 07:32 PM (/aRVf)

113 King Obama
Queen Michelle
Lord McConnell, Duke of Kentucky
Lord Boehner
Viscount Reid
Lady Pelosi

Webster, Chamber Pot Emptier
Nugent, Page Boy Recruiter

Posted by: Feh at January 06, 2015 07:32 PM (g/zj9)

114 We thought the nightmare sandwiches would end when "Teh Swimmer" died and Chris Dodd hightailed it to his cottage in Ireland...

...boy were we wrong!

Posted by: waitress everywhere at January 06, 2015 07:32 PM (t1dCc)

115 Don't forget the trusty wood chipper. Might as well compost the mfer while you're at it. Just to be green.

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at January 06, 2015 07:25 PM (+18Uf)
What did the woodchipper ever do to deserve having a pervert fed through it?!In other news, this story has really strange timing for me. I was talking with a co worker today, and he made a point of reminding me that if I ever felt threatened by a guy, kicking the attacker between the legs is a really good way to get him to be less threatening. Looks like Joey Biden needs that treatment right about now.

Posted by: right wing whippersnapper at January 06, 2015 07:32 PM (ThxKk)

116 Hodor!

Posted by: the guy who tries this with my niece, a week later at January 06, 2015 07:32 PM (AVEe1)

117 Daddy, why does the man keep trying to put his tongue in my ear?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 06, 2015 07:33 PM (8ZskC)

118
105 99
Hey Tango9, from earlier thread: yes, you absolutely MUST get yerself a
top hat. I have a 1920's silk topper and let me tell you, it changes
your life. You become a champagne-swilling bon vivant in one. People
point you out and give you a wide berth like the august personage you
are.



Posted by: All Hail Eris at January 06, 2015 07:29 PM (KH1sk)


It also goes well with the shoes with the clear heels that have goldfish in them.


Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at January 06, 2015 07:30 PM (yxw0r)


Smoking jacket.... Fez.... bunny slippers...

annndddd people will RUN from my door...

Posted by: Wolf, Big Bad, 1 ea. at January 06, 2015 07:33 PM (qh617)

119 I think that's her dad behind her offering her up like a human sacrifice
Posted by: ThunderB at January 06, 2015 07:32 PM (zOTsN)


---------------------------------


DC is Rome. And Caligula is it's ruler.

Posted by: Soona at January 06, 2015 07:33 PM (/aRVf)

120 If she's old enough to go to the store, she's old enough to get bred.

Posted by: Slow Joey B. at January 06, 2015 07:33 PM (MMC8r)

121 Pali fuckin MINO dude!!!!

Posted by: Poor little blonde girl at January 06, 2015 07:33 PM (qh617)

122 101 Dammit, dammit DAMMIT! I spent weeks getting that song out of my head. Literally weeks. Now it's back. Thanks a lot.

I aim to please. Wait, I think that's spelled "torment."

Posted by: Splunge at January 06, 2015 07:34 PM (qyomX)

123 >>>And the MFM thinks it's cute.

Posted by: Soona at January 06, 2015 07:32 PM (/aRVf)<<<

Biden is fine. But, hey, remember George W. putting his hands on Angela Merkel's shoulders at some conference? That was ridiculously awful!

Posted by: MFM at January 06, 2015 07:34 PM (t1dCc)

124 And the MFM thinks it's cute.

Meanwhile, hours are spent pondering the latest depredations of Chris Christie at a football game.

Posted by: --- at January 06, 2015 07:35 PM (MMC8r)

125 DC is Rome. And Caligula is it's ruler.

Posted by: Soona at January 06, 2015 07:33 PM (/aRVf)


Rome at Incitatus as a Senator

We have Harry Reid

Rome 1: D.C. 0

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 06, 2015 07:35 PM (0Ew3K)

126 Guess what I've got in my pocket?!?

-"Just Joe"

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 06, 2015 07:35 PM (16bOT)

127 uncle joe,"just give me a little kiss and i'll show you the puppy i found."

Posted by: willow at January 06, 2015 07:35 PM (nqBYe)

128 >>this old creep is determined to get a kiss off this young girl


In fairness, I had a boner.

Posted by: Smokin' Joe Biden at January 06, 2015 07:36 PM (9sMMW)

129 uncle joe, "Ungrateful brat"

Posted by: willow at January 06, 2015 07:36 PM (nqBYe)

130
offering her up like a human sacrifice
..........................
She does kind of have that "I'd rather be a Mayan virgin" expression on her face.

Posted by: wth at January 06, 2015 07:36 PM (wAQA5)

131 uncle joe,"just give me a little kiss and i'll show you the puppy i found."
Posted by: willow at January 06, 2015 07:35 PM (nqBYe)


------------------------------------


Yes. I laughed. Now I'll denounce myself.


Posted by: Soona at January 06, 2015 07:37 PM (/aRVf)

132 What, no candy?

Amateur.

Posted by: Harry Reid at January 06, 2015 07:37 PM (9sMMW)

133 uncle joe, "don't you want daddy to have a great job to buy toys with?"

Posted by: willow at January 06, 2015 07:38 PM (nqBYe)

134 My other car is a van.

-"Just Joe".

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 06, 2015 07:38 PM (16bOT)

135 Since my snatch shriveled up like a California raisin a decade or so ago, Joey needs to have an outlet you know?

Posted by: Jill Biden at January 06, 2015 07:38 PM (XzRw1)

136 Soona, He's weird and her mum and dad too.

Posted by: willow at January 06, 2015 07:38 PM (nqBYe)

137 Uncle Joe: "Just give me a little kiss and I won't kill the little puppy I found.........or your family"

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 06, 2015 07:39 PM (AC0lD)

138 She frowns.

Her father, the proud courtier.

The republic is dead.

Posted by: Feh at January 06, 2015 07:40 PM (g/zj9)

139 When Biden and Reid go out on the town, how do they decide which one is the wingman?

Posted by: Splunge at January 06, 2015 07:40 PM (qyomX)

140 That deserves an indictment.

Posted by: teh Wind at January 06, 2015 07:41 PM (e6BYa)

141 nd Paul Ryan couldn't deal with this POS in a debate


Biden looked like he'd been given a 'booster cocktail'.....like Adolf's doctor was fond of injecting into Hitler's tush


but Ryan flopped


Posted by: John of Salisbury at January 06, 2015 07:27 PM (8CdUx)


Every member of the Horde could ass-whoop biden in a debate over.. shoot.. potato chips. He has the functional IQ of a kernel of corn. a really stupid kernel.

Posted by: TangoNine at January 06, 2015 07:41 PM (x3YFz)

142 DC is Rome. And Caligula is it's ruler.
Posted by: Soona at January 06, 2015 07:33 PM (/aRVf)
----
Nope. Commodus. Megalomaniac with daddy issues. Loved spectacle. Thought himself a super special snowflake who was bringing about a new order. A lightbringer, if you will.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at January 06, 2015 07:41 PM (KH1sk)

143 Shhh...There's a "Fresca" in my pocket.

Posted by: Vice President Joseph R. Biden at January 06, 2015 07:42 PM (yxw0r)

144 "I know all about your Pokemons."

-Just Joe.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 06, 2015 07:42 PM (16bOT)

145 For a moment there I thought about going for the neck.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 06, 2015 07:43 PM (3GFMN)

146 Its been so long I can shoot thru a door.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 06, 2015 07:43 PM (3rrMW)

147 Zank Havens fur leetle gurls...

Posted by: Maurice Chevalier at January 06, 2015 07:43 PM (PXU5j)

148 If that woman hadn't been so old I'd have uncled her myself.

Posted by: Uncle Harry Reid at January 06, 2015 07:43 PM (dVmLD)

149 uncle joe, "Be a good girl and give uncle a kiss"

Now

Posted by: willow at January 06, 2015 07:45 PM (nqBYe)

150 "My bologna has a First-Name".

-Just Joe.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 06, 2015 07:45 PM (16bOT)

151 "Wanna see the Washington Monument?"

-Just Joe.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 06, 2015 07:46 PM (16bOT)

152 Poor thing. You know Ol' Joe slipped his right hand so far up her butt he could feel the ham sammich she had for lunch.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 06, 2015 07:46 PM (rXB/r)

153 So are we not having Rapey Tuesday this week?

Posted by: OregonMuse at January 06, 2015 07:47 PM (I8YZX)

154 child, Mum, He treid to kiss me!"
Mum, I saw that dear, He's rather strange , isn't he"
Father, "what He tried to kiss her!? Sorry i was busy on the stage, Can you believe it, Joe the VP standing with me!?

Posted by: willow at January 06, 2015 07:47 PM (nqBYe)

155 She thought I was cute. I could tell she did.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 06, 2015 07:48 PM (3GFMN)

156 Traveling work caused me to miss all the drama and disappointment today. I don't know whether to be happy or sad about that. Since I was already resigned to sudden yet inevitable betrayal, I guess it is a wash.

Posted by: toby928(C) is keeping a list at January 06, 2015 07:48 PM (rwI+c)

157 uncle joe, " she likes me, really she does"

Posted by: willow at January 06, 2015 07:48 PM (nqBYe)

158 "Is your name Gigi? You look like a Gigi. I knew Gigi. You don't know her? Gigi was a really good friend of mine."

Posted by: Just Joe at January 06, 2015 07:49 PM (g/zj9)

159 >>Some man comes at my granddaughter like that, he has to get thru me and my baseball bat first.
Posted by: grammie winger

I got a little sugar for you too hon.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 06, 2015 07:50 PM (3rrMW)

160
I have more respect for prison inmates than I do for these crapweasles on both sides of the aisle.

At least inmates have been tried for their crimes, and locked up.

Posted by: Cheri at January 06, 2015 07:50 PM (oiNtH)

161 toby , when people speak of the lamentations of their women, it isn't supposed to be us/ours/me/

Posted by: willow at January 06, 2015 07:50 PM (nqBYe)

162 Old Joe: "Hey, little one. If you come into the next room I'll show you a picture of my elephant with a fro wig on".

Posted by: Soona at January 06, 2015 07:50 PM (/aRVf)

163 "How you doin'? You like ice cream?"

-Just Joe

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 06, 2015 07:51 PM (16bOT)

164 I keep finding these juice boxes everywhere at the summer cabin...

Posted by: Jill Biden at January 06, 2015 07:51 PM (XzRw1)

165 Daddy, he smelled like old man smell underneath all that Axe spray.

Posted by: Miss Coons at January 06, 2015 07:51 PM (g/zj9)

166 Soona......ewwwwwww!

Posted by: Cheri at January 06, 2015 07:51 PM (oiNtH)

167 "You play the Xbox?"

-Just Joe.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 06, 2015 07:52 PM (16bOT)

168 Biden is the Designated Clinton for this administration.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 06, 2015 07:52 PM (fIv/H)

169 Joe, for Pete's sake, check her pockets for an exercise band.

Posted by: Harry Reid at January 06, 2015 07:53 PM (3rrMW)

170 And my wife's family would canonize the bastard. And they're a mixed herd of Protestants/money grubbing narcissists.

I hate Delaware.

Posted by: Blue Hen at January 06, 2015 07:53 PM (DM5Ao)

171 Dad, he was wearing lipstick. It was gross.

No, I will not behave! He poked his tongue into my cheek!

Ouch!

Posted by: Miss Coons at January 06, 2015 07:54 PM (g/zj9)

172 WW2 Tweets from 1943 ‏@RealTimeWWII 1h1 hour ago

In ruined Stalingrad, where hope of German rescue grows fainter daily, Wehrmacht troops starting to drop dead of hunger while on guard duty.

Posted by: toby928(C) is keeping a list at January 06, 2015 07:54 PM (rwI+c)

173 Dr Jill loves it when I do that crap. She thinks it's cute. And I love her stilettos.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 06, 2015 07:54 PM (3GFMN)

174 She got off easy.

Posted by: Natalie Biden at January 06, 2015 07:54 PM (XzRw1)

175
Mom, can we stop at the drug store on the way home and get something for my ear?

Posted by: wth at January 06, 2015 07:55 PM (wAQA5)

176
Posted by: madamemayhem

The media is notorious for BS info. I work at a VA Medical Center in another stateand they haven't given us the info yet until all of the facts are known.

Posted by: Cheri at January 06, 2015 07:55 PM (oiNtH)

177 Ah tried that once and Hillary cold-cocked me. IYKWIM.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 06, 2015 07:55 PM (3GFMN)

178 I'd be more than happy with a Vice President Palin's tongue in my ear.

Posted by: Hypothetical Young Male at January 06, 2015 07:56 PM (yxw0r)

179 "I, uh... I just got a Boehner."

-Just Joe.

*smooches*

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 06, 2015 07:57 PM (16bOT)

180 I know what death smells like now.

Posted by: Senator's daughter at January 06, 2015 07:57 PM (wAQA5)

181 Perhaps Biden is just scouting for Bill Clinton and Epstein?

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 06, 2015 07:57 PM (0Ew3K)

182 You want IQ? I'll show you IQ. No, no "Mr Biden." Just call me Joe. Joe! That's it! We're going to be good friends, I can tell.

Posted by: Lord Biden at January 06, 2015 07:57 PM (g/zj9)

183 178
I'd be more than happy with a Vice President Palin's tongue in my ear.

Me too.

Posted by: Huma at January 06, 2015 07:59 PM (XzRw1)

184 I saw nothing wrong with it. And I like the shine of his head.

Posted by: Sen. Christopher Coons at January 06, 2015 07:59 PM (3GFMN)

185 I find the combination smell of BenGay, dribbled urine and crusty skid marks on my dingy gray boxers attracts the young ones.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 06, 2015 07:59 PM (3rrMW)

186 Oh dear, this picture really is embarrassing. I'm sorry if I may have overstepped some boundaries with this innocent little girl.

Posted by: steve scalise at January 06, 2015 07:59 PM (AVEe1)

187 Little girl's mom: C'mon, dear. Just let your uncle Joe kiss you. His tongue is just as clean as yours is.

Posted by: Soona at January 06, 2015 08:00 PM (/aRVf)

188 http://www.buzzfeed.com/sheridanwatson/im-marrying-you-for-the-cake#.hjvY4oqMmG

Scroll down to Number 14.

Safe for work: no Speedo-clad Spock.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at January 06, 2015 08:00 PM (KH1sk)

189 Biker girls, little girls--hey, they all love a little squeeze.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 06, 2015 08:01 PM (3GFMN)

190 Lord Biden, Earl of Delaware

Posted by: Lord Biden at January 06, 2015 08:01 PM (g/zj9)

191 Off to work. Tell the nightwalkers to be entertaining.

Posted by: Soona at January 06, 2015 08:02 PM (/aRVf)

192 I finally remembered what that picture of Biden squeezing that little Asian girl's head reminded me of: this picture of Kim Jong Un posing with a familyof his subjects. Look at their happy expressions!

http://tinyurl.com/qzmlhq4

Posted by: Splunge at January 06, 2015 08:03 PM (qyomX)

193 See we find this disgusting. What do lefties find disgusting? The Duggars buying their 16 year old a gun for Christmas. THE HORROR

Posted by: Lauren at January 06, 2015 08:03 PM (MYCIw)

194 Same audacity these fucks have with everyone. Sorry Ace, the moniker fits.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at January 06, 2015 08:04 PM (uSAVP)

195 Our VP a pedophile, who knew?

What a creep

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 06, 2015 08:04 PM (b5BZa)

196 Madame Palin is a vulgar commoner and at most would merit the title of Marchioness -- were her pedigree not so unfortunate and her marriage not so compromising.

Posted by: Lady Biden at January 06, 2015 08:04 PM (g/zj9)

197 32 Tonight, on 'If A Republican Had Done It...'
Posted by: --- at January 06, 2015 07:11 PM (MMC8r)

The world was outraged, outraged, when Duyba rubbed Angela Merkel's shoulders. Not a great move on his part, but I doubt Bush wanted to bone Merkel.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at January 06, 2015 08:05 PM (+XMAD)

198 195
Our VP a pedophile, who knew?



What a creep

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 06, 2015 08:04 PM (b5BZa)

It's a Senate thing. Don't axe. Remember, we have pages, nice young pages.

Posted by: Harry Reid, Pederast at January 06, 2015 08:05 PM (0FSuD)

199 Love the Duggars, the dears. Lady Jarrett, see that they are summoned to tge White House. I should like to see them. And those Robertsons with the adorable accents! If only Sam had not quit, we could serve them something "American."

Posted by: Her Majesty the Queen Michelle at January 06, 2015 08:09 PM (g/zj9)

200 197 The world was outraged, outraged, when Duyba rubbed Angela Merkel's shoulders. Not a great move on his part, but I doubt Bush wanted to bone Merkel.

I'm so old that I can remember, pre-Lewinsky, when leftists thought that the worst thing ever was powerful men exploiting their "unequal power." What's the power differential between the Vice President and a high school girl?

Posted by: Splunge at January 06, 2015 08:09 PM (qyomX)

201 It certainly was disgusting. I nearly threw up watching that. Doesn't Biden know that girls have cooties?

Posted by: Harry Reid at January 06, 2015 08:09 PM (+XMAD)

202 God that was funny.



Creepy ass fcuk. That girl wanted away.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 06, 2015 08:10 PM (tQD1y)

203 Not a great move on his part, but I doubt Bush wanted to bone Merkel.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at January 06, 2015 08:05 PM (+XMAD)


I'd bone her in a minute if I could just get her to pay attention to me.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 06, 2015 08:10 PM (3GFMN)

204 Madame Palin is a vulgar commoner and at most would
merit the title of Marchioness -- were her pedigree not so unfortunate
and her marriage not so compromising.

Posted by: Lady Biden at January 06, 2015 08:04 PM (g/zj9)
I'm pretty sure that a marchioness is the highest rank a woman can have in the nobility before you start getting into the 'princess' stuff. So, I totally agree with your assessment.

Posted by: right wing whippersnapper at January 06, 2015 08:11 PM (ThxKk)

205 Twitchy has a little bit on Biden today. Another bad touch pic with a girl in a red dress.

http://tinyurl.com/kzr5xt3

This repeat offender is seriously creepy!

Posted by: face-sized spider at January 06, 2015 08:12 PM (t1dCc)

206 Dallas just had a second 3.6 magnitude earthquake, 1/2 mile east of the earlier 3.5. Felt like going over a small speed bump at 40mph. Just a quick ripple.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 06, 2015 08:12 PM (ShcVD)

207 You can almost see Mom saying: "Just let Uncle Joe have a little kiss or he is going want some from Mommy."

Posted by: Aviator at January 06, 2015 08:13 PM (3rrMW)

208 Plus, Marchionesses live in border counties, far from court.

Posted by: Her Majesty the Queen Michelle at January 06, 2015 08:13 PM (g/zj9)

209 193 See we find this disgusting. What do lefties find disgusting?
Posted by: Lauren at January 06, 2015 08:03 PM (MYCIw)

I'll tell you what lefties find disgusting. Jews and religion!

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at January 06, 2015 08:13 PM (3GFMN)

210 "See we find this disgusting. What do lefties
find disgusting? The Duggars buying their 16 year old a gun for Christmas. THE HORROR

Posted by: Lauren"

There you have it all in a nutshell.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 06, 2015 08:14 PM (4S5jY)

211 Take your stinking paws off her, you damn dirty APE.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 06, 2015 08:15 PM (AVEe1)

212 Biden also called Senator Ernst by her husband's name.

After seeing this, I happened to go to The Hill's website and couldn't believe their spin. The title of their story was "Biden charms in Senate ceremonies." Not "Biden Flubs Senator's Name" or "Biden Leers Over Child."

Always carrying water for the Dems, these guys. Shameless.

http://tinyurl.com/q2t75hg

Posted by: Matt at January 06, 2015 08:15 PM (l+6ME)

213 OK, here's the picture of Biden gripping the head of the little Asian girl. Look at her expression.

http://tinyurl.com/mfbo7ov

Posted by: Splunge at January 06, 2015 08:16 PM (qyomX)

214 >>Felt like going over a small speed bump at 40mph. Just a quick ripple.

Hey, thats all I was after here.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 06, 2015 08:16 PM (3rrMW)

215 What's the power differential between the Vice President and a high school girl?

The high school girl has more authority.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 06, 2015 08:17 PM (AVEe1)

216 Here's Joe Biden teaching a young lass how to play pinball...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqxxK5oKPm0

(language warning)

Posted by: Billy Bob Thornton at January 06, 2015 08:19 PM (t1dCc)

217 As we begin year 7 of this shit, I am less and less amused by this idiot's antics. You can only say "imagine if this were Dan Quayle" a couple thousand times before you tire of yourself.

Posted by: Dave S. at January 06, 2015 08:20 PM (UvR6d)

218 I make an old woman blush . . .


And a young one squeal.



Bad to the bone!

Posted by: Joe Biden, Lothario at January 06, 2015 08:20 PM (JO9+V)

219 Bumpersticker:


If this SS limo is Rockin' Don't come a-knockin'

Posted by: VP Limo at January 06, 2015 08:22 PM (JO9+V)

220 >>>Dallas just had a second 3.6 magnitude earthquake,
1/2 mile east of the earlier 3.5. Felt like going over a small speed
bump at 40mph. Just a quick ripple.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 06, 2015 08:12 PM (ShcVD)<<<

Sorry. Just thought about the Cowboys' victory on Sunday, and did the Snoopy dance.

Posted by: Krisy Kreme Christie at January 06, 2015 08:23 PM (t1dCc)

221 A third clown arrested in NY police shooting,

maybe the one who drove Kemp to the hospital.

Posted by: seamrog at January 06, 2015 08:23 PM (jdl58)

222 Yeah, crazy old Uncle Joe is crossing from funny-crazy to creepy-crazy here. #BringBackOurFunnyCrazyUncleJoe!

Posted by: mugiwara at January 06, 2015 08:23 PM (3a584)

223 Dear Mitch McConnell,

Please start touching children.

Thank you.

Sincerely,

Conservatives

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at January 06, 2015 08:25 PM (zauWW)

224 Have her bathed, perfumed, and brought to my residence at the Naval Observatory.

Posted by: Joe Biden, Lothario at January 06, 2015 08:25 PM (JO9+V)

225 No comment.

Posted by: Catholic Bishops at January 06, 2015 08:26 PM (XzRw1)

226 prima nocte

have we got the guest list to the pervs princely orgies yet?

Posted by: ThunderB at January 06, 2015 08:26 PM (zOTsN)

227 Fucker would have a very bruised instep and would be singing soprano for quite some time...

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 06, 2015 08:27 PM (OsWis)

228 I'll tell you what lefties find disgusting. Jews and religion!

Christians, too.

Although, certain Episcopalians are exempt.

Posted by: OregonMuse at January 06, 2015 08:27 PM (I8YZX)

229 223 Dear Mitch McConnell,

Please start touching children.

Thank you.

Sincerely,

Conservatives
Posted by: SpongeBobSaget

You too John Boehner

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 06, 2015 08:27 PM (b5BZa)

230 Iowahawk on Twitter:

"What's worse: letting your kid stand on a dog, or letting your kid stand next to Joe Biden?"

Posted by: torquewrench at January 06, 2015 08:28 PM (noWW6)

231 seriously

the guy was a big dem donor

I want to know who else was at those orgies of Epsteins

Posted by: ThunderB at January 06, 2015 08:29 PM (zOTsN)

232 When did VP Biden convert to Islam?

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 06, 2015 08:29 PM (XzRw1)

233 Although, certain Episcopalians are exempt.

I'm looking forward to the great Reform Jew / Episcopalian merger, to get all those goofballs out of both Christians' and Jews' hair

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 06, 2015 08:29 PM (AVEe1)

234 hubby already calls them episcajews

Posted by: ThunderB at January 06, 2015 08:30 PM (zOTsN)

235 I think this is hilarious. I just can't take it seriously. I know I should, but I can't.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 06, 2015 08:30 PM (Dj0WE)

236 There is no way Biden hasn't done child porn. With urges like that, there is just no damn way he hasn't.

Posted by: KG at January 06, 2015 08:31 PM (Vzxhp)

237 Not sure what is worse, this or Chris Christie humping Jerry Jones leg.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 06, 2015 08:33 PM (Qs8ZN)

238 NAMBLA is an wholly owned democrat party organization.

The democrat party run by pedophiles for the betterment of pedophiles.

Posted by: Jukin at January 06, 2015 08:33 PM (WGm5T)

239
Young girl

*snare drum roll*

Get out of my mind.

Posted by: Joe Biden and the Union Gap

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 06, 2015 08:34 PM (kdS6q)

240 Would Epstein the Ped be considered a
kinkajou ?

Posted by: seamrog at January 06, 2015 08:34 PM (jdl58)

241 Hi Sweety,

Want to come to a swim ice cream party at my house?

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 06, 2015 08:34 PM (WGm5T)

242 Biden also called Senator Ernst by her husband's name.

I thought we'd see at least one fymynyst point out that married women have identities of their own, but nope. They're either completely ignorant of 19th century feminism (to be fair, that was Before Obama so doesn't really matter), or so fucking blinded by partisan politics to care ("she's not a woman, she's a Republican".)

Or both, I guess those things overlap quite a bit.

Posted by: HR trinkt Schnaps at January 06, 2015 08:34 PM (ImIut)

243 Felt like going over a small speed bump at 40mph. Just a quick ripple.


Hey, thats all I was after here.
Posted by: Joe Biden



Felt like a Cat D9 going over Rachel Corrie.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 06, 2015 08:35 PM (ShcVD)

244 NAMBLA is an wholly owned democrat party organization

I would have called you an extremist lunatic before 2009:
http://tinyurl.com/yex49yl

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 06, 2015 08:35 PM (AVEe1)

245 Biden could be fondling himself on the public stage and it wouldn't matter one whit.

We'll continue to circle the drain.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 06, 2015 08:35 PM (l3vZN)

246 Remember: The GOP keeps losing to these guys. Or worse, won't fight them.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at January 06, 2015 08:35 PM (9BRsg)

247 DC is Rome. And Caligula is it's ruler.

Posted by: Soona at January 06, 2015 07:33 PM (/aRVf)

-----------------
Truer words were never spoken. Technology may change but human nature will not.

Posted by: Jukin at January 06, 2015 08:36 PM (WGm5T)

248 2016 democratic debates should be fun when the 2 old bitches gang up on senile joe.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 06, 2015 08:36 PM (b5BZa)

249 Someone PLEASE do a photoshop of the VP Limo in the motorcade, done up the "Free Candy" van, V.P. seal, and all.

Lacking said software, knowledge and skillz, I must hope that some intrepid Moron will step up and produce the appropriate image.

Let the games begin!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 06, 2015 08:37 PM (RzZOc)

250 He's no searchlight strangler, is all I can say. But his behavior is Troublamatic.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 06, 2015 08:37 PM (39g3+)

251 Epstein would be called a shande, and a putz, at the least. I'm limited here by imagination

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 06, 2015 08:37 PM (AVEe1)

252 Do you like Sloppy Joes? We'll have Sloppy Joes!

Posted by: Lord Biden, Earl of Pervert at January 06, 2015 08:38 PM (g/zj9)

253 I have it on good authority the President and the Vice-President skinny-dip in the White House pool.

Surprised?

I thought not.

Posted by: I'll Never Tell at January 06, 2015 08:39 PM (ir3Yt)

254
where I'm from...they don't find the corpse.


Contest between the gators and the feral hogs.

Posted by: Fox2! at January 06, 2015 08:39 PM (of+54)

255 244 NAMBLA is an wholly owned democrat party organization
I would have called you an extremist lunatic before 2009:
http://tinyurl.com/yex49yl
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 06, 2015 08:35 PM (AVEe1)



NAMBLA is a core constituency of the Democrat Party.

So are felons, and ex-convicts, which is why the Democrat Party wants them to have the vote.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 06, 2015 08:40 PM (oKE6c)

256 Democrat = Socialist
GOP = Democrat
Conservative = Nazi

Posted by: Feh at January 06, 2015 08:40 PM (g/zj9)

257 >>>2016 democratic debates should be fun when the 2 old bitches gang up on senile joe.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 06, 2015 08:36 PM (b5BZa)<<<

Pro-tip for Biden: Don't try anything like this with Hillary. Then the MFM won't find you charming.

Posted by: Rick Lazio at January 06, 2015 08:40 PM (t1dCc)

258 Oh, they swim together, FWIW.

My bad.

Posted by: I'll Never Tell at January 06, 2015 08:40 PM (ir3Yt)

259 While I am out doing payola and golf I have Joe Biden handling the kids and checking out their potential to work for my good donor Epstein.

In the meantime, Al Sharpton is available and aiding DeBlasio and others in how to manipulate the police to be more kind, thoughtful and considerate to criminals, terrorists and vandals.

Based on last years votes we are doing very well!

Posted by: Obama at January 06, 2015 08:40 PM (Injhc)

260 And to think I never ever touched an underage girl inappropriately, had nude swim parties, said racial stereotypes, or thought that I was a genius, and look at the shit I get every 24 hours.

Should have been a democrat.

Posted by: Emanual Goldstein at January 06, 2015 08:41 PM (WGm5T)

261 Alternate thread title:
STRANGER DANGER!

Posted by: shredded chi at January 06, 2015 08:41 PM (fSuK4)

262 True.

Posted by: Feh at January 06, 2015 08:41 PM (g/zj9)

263 Remember: The GOP keeps losing to these guys. Or worse, won't fight them.

Remember also: the voters have been rewarding the GOP for being not-Democrats. The GOP they've elected are reacting to that mandate to be not-Democrats. Boehner's GOP has a long tradition of EXISTENCE, both to itself and to the GOP community at large! And that what Boehner's GOP is going to do... it's going to go to DC and sit there. Woot!

With apologies to that chicken, this is why it was so important not to vote in the Romney / Obama matchup.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 06, 2015 08:42 PM (AVEe1)

264 Creepy. As. Fuck.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 06, 2015 08:42 PM (mx5oN)

265 244 NAMBLA is an wholly owned democrat party organization

I would have called you an extremist lunatic before 2009:
http://tinyurl.com/yex49yl
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 06, 2015 08:35 PM (AVEe1)

Kevin Jennings. Also creepy as fuck.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 06, 2015 08:45 PM (mx5oN)

266 Smells like sex and candy.

Posted by: Choo Choo at January 06, 2015 08:46 PM (uSAVP)

267 24 months to go

Posted by: eman at January 06, 2015 08:48 PM (MQEz6)

268 Hey sweetie, let Uncle Joe take you out for a McRib...

Posted by: Joseph Robinette Biden at January 06, 2015 08:49 PM (vd4oB)

269 Who was the first Prez to cheat his wife in the WH? JFK?

Posted by: Feh at January 06, 2015 08:49 PM (g/zj9)

270 240

no a kinkajou is a rainforest mammal of the
Procyonidae, related coatis, raccoons,olingos, etc.

Epstein would be a kinkyjoo, not a member of extended weasel family.

Posted by: seamrog's clone at January 06, 2015 08:49 PM (jdl58)

271 Jeff Epstein and Bill Clinton: best wingmen ever.

Posted by: Joseph Robinette Biden at January 06, 2015 08:50 PM (vd4oB)

272 Yo, Inspector Cussword, Imo let you finish, but give us a heads-up that you're hanging in there.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at January 06, 2015 08:50 PM (yxw0r)

273 Biden is a one-man-rape-culture.

Posted by: MSYB at January 06, 2015 08:50 PM (ZBs6E)

274 Smells like sex and candy.

I never got that lyric.

Is that what it meant????

Posted by: eleven at January 06, 2015 08:51 PM (MDgS8)

275 Who was the first Prez to cheat his wife in the WH? JFK?
Posted by: Feh at January 06, 2015 08:49 PM (g/zj9)

Probably George Washington. Ya know why he was really called "The Father of His Country"?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 06, 2015 08:51 PM (Zmw74)

276 Young girl, get out of my mind,
My love for you is way out of line...

Posted by: Gary Puckett at January 06, 2015 08:51 PM (3GFMN)

277 Our poor military, defending these creeps.

Posted by: Feh at January 06, 2015 08:51 PM (g/zj9)

278 Who was the first Prez to cheat his wife in the WH? JFK?
Posted by: Feh at January 06, 2015 08:49 PM (g/zj9)

Probably George Washington. Ya know why he was really called "The Father of His Country"?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 06, 2015 08:51 PM (Zmw74)

Besides we also know FDR did. I mean with Ax Face as a wife,can you blame him?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 06, 2015 08:52 PM (Zmw74)

279 Creepy. As. Fuck.



Sacre bleu! What a creepy dude!

Posted by: Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec at January 06, 2015 08:52 PM (JO9+V)

280 OT: any news of a newly born Moron(ette)?

Posted by: eman at January 06, 2015 08:52 PM (MQEz6)

281 I just don't get this thing with girls.

Posted by: Barney Frank at January 06, 2015 08:53 PM (3GFMN)

282 Our poor military, defending these creeps.
Posted by: Feh at January 06, 2015 08:51 PM (g/zj9)


Right now most of our times goes to defending our Funding.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 06, 2015 08:53 PM (Zmw74)

283 Who was the first Prez to cheat his wife in the WH? JFK?

Had to be Washington. He and Jefferson had a little place on this island where they...oh, wait

Posted by: dartist at January 06, 2015 08:53 PM (ahBY0)

284 Her name is Sophia (which is an awesome name)


That's all I got.

Posted by: eleven at January 06, 2015 08:54 PM (MDgS8)

285 280 OT: any news of a newly born Moron(ette)?
Posted by: eman at January 06, 2015 08:52 PM (MQEz6)



Born this morning, a baby girl named Sophia Rose. I believe 8 pounds 11 ounces. Mother and baby reportedly well.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 06, 2015 08:55 PM (dFi94)

286 270

Thanks for clearing that up.

Posted by: seamrog at January 06, 2015 08:56 PM (jdl58)

287 Her name is Sophia (which is an awesome name)


That's all I got.
Posted by: eleven at January 06, 2015 08:54 PM (MDgS


Well Sophia ia funny name for a boy, but hell, at least he did not name him Sue

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 06, 2015 08:56 PM (Zmw74)

288 L'chaim!

Posted by: Feh at January 06, 2015 08:56 PM (g/zj9)

289
Her name is Sophia
Posted by: eleven




She on Tinder yet?

Posted by: Joe "Short Eyes" Biden

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 06, 2015 08:56 PM (kdS6q)

290 Joe Biden's middle name wasn't really Robinette was it?

*googles*

Oh man. Just like that emo twink in "Gateway". Don't add him to your crew roster

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 06, 2015 08:58 PM (AVEe1)

291 Against my better judgment, I did watch the full video, and it is indeed much worse. It closes with Joe saying, "see you back home, I hope", and yet his eyes are locked in on only one person as he says it. Yep, that little girl.

Posted by: Dave S. at January 06, 2015 08:58 PM (UvR6d)

292 Well, at least he didn't fart on her.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 06, 2015 08:58 PM (W5DcG)

293 85
Bonfire. (No gators in this state and the closest hog farm is about an hour away.)

Posted by: right wing whippersnapper at January 06, 2015 07:23 PM (ThxKk)



Don't forget the trusty wood chipper. Might as well compost the mfer while you're at it. Just to be green.

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at January 06, 2015 07:25 PM (+18Uf)

Stuff this guy into a wood chipper and shoot him into a pond filled with pirhana. Sometimes the cure is worse than the disease. This, however, is not one of those times.

Posted by: KGB at January 06, 2015 08:59 PM (rZNF4)

294 >>>Her name is Sophia (which is an awesome name)

That's all I got.

Posted by: eleven at January 06, 2015 08:54 PM (MDgS





Well Sophia ia funny name for a boy, but hell, at least he did not name him Sue
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 06, 2015 08:56 PM (Zmw74)<<<



Whoa whoa whoa, just cause they gave the name Sophia, lets not go all crazy and assign a gender just yet.

Posted by: Angelina Jolie at January 06, 2015 08:59 PM (t1dCc)

295 Mike Lee apologizing for his Boehner vote and not answering questions on Meghan Kelly.

...oof

No hatred here. I'll leave that up to the jackasses.

Hi, Nip!

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 06, 2015 08:59 PM (16bOT)

296 You just know Joe shits in the pool.

Posted by: dartist at January 06, 2015 09:00 PM (ahBY0)

297 292 Well, at least he didn't fart on her.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 06, 2015 08:58 PM (W5DcG)


I am ashamed at how much I laughed at that.

Posted by: Splunge at January 06, 2015 09:01 PM (qyomX)

298 Mike Lee apologizing for his Boehner vote and not answering questions on Meghan Kelly.


Mike lee is a Senator? he can't vote for the Majority leader in the House

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 06, 2015 09:01 PM (Zmw74)

299 Mike Lee is a Senator, not a Congressman

Posted by: votermom at January 06, 2015 09:01 PM (cbfNE)

300 we often see in others the faults we most hate about ourselves

Posted by: righter at January 06, 2015 09:01 PM (QC4Xw)

301 Mike Lee is a Senator, not a Congressman
Posted by: votermom at January 06, 2015 09:01 PM (cbfNE)


Ya gotta get up pretty early in the AM to one past us votermom

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 06, 2015 09:02 PM (Zmw74)

302 >>>Mike Lee apologizing for his Boehner vote and not answering questions on Meghan Kelly.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 06, 2015 08:59 PM (16bOT)<<<




Well, he'd really have screwed up if he voted for Agent Orange... as Mike Lee is in the Senate.

Posted by: Turtle McConnell at January 06, 2015 09:02 PM (t1dCc)

303
246 Remember: The GOP keeps losing to these guys. Or worse, won't fight them.
Posted by: Y-not on the phone at January 06, 2015 08:35 PM (9BRsg)



Or even worse. They are on their side.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 06, 2015 09:03 PM (RKKx2)

304 I'm sorry I missed the Boehner vote.

Posted by: steve scalise at January 06, 2015 09:04 PM (AVEe1)

305 297
292 Well, at least he didn't fart on her.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 06, 2015 08:58 PM (W5DcG)



I am ashamed at how much I laughed at that.

Posted by: Splunge at January 06, 2015 09:01 PM (qyomX)



You are not alone.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at January 06, 2015 09:04 PM (yxw0r)

306 My bad.

Senators and Congressmen...

...how does it work, again?

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 06, 2015 09:05 PM (16bOT)

307 America's Uncle Pervy.

Posted by: --- at January 06, 2015 09:06 PM (MMC8r)

308 how does it work, again?
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 06, 2015 09:05 PM (16bOT)

with boehner, McConnell, and Fredo at the helm...well not very well

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 06, 2015 09:06 PM (Zmw74)

309 I'd have voted for Speaker Boehner in a heartbeat, had I cared enough to show up!

And you proles thought I was on your side.

Posted by: Trey Gowdy at January 06, 2015 09:06 PM (yxw0r)

310 Long time listener, first time caller.
I will add my electronic congratulations to Mama and Papa of the new moron.

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at January 06, 2015 09:06 PM (KG0mU)

311 There's 100 senators and like 537 congresspersons.


Or some shit.

Posted by: eleven at January 06, 2015 09:06 PM (MDgS8)

312 306
My bad.



Senators and Congressmen...



...how does it work, again?

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 06, 2015 09:05 PM (16bOT)


Like magnets.

Posted by: Insane Clown Posse at January 06, 2015 09:07 PM (yxw0r)

313 Bicameral is cisnormative patriarchy.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 06, 2015 09:07 PM (16bOT)

314 Texas morons, we had a third quake in Snyder in West Texas. Brace for moar quakes.

It just Texas starting the secession process.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 06, 2015 09:08 PM (obcQk)

315 Joe Biden asked me out!

Posted by: Honey Boo-Boo at January 06, 2015 09:08 PM (MMC8r)

316 310 Long time listener, first time caller.
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at January 06, 2015 09:06 PM (KG0mU)


Welcome!

Posted by: grammie winger at January 06, 2015 09:08 PM (dFi94)

317 I ♥ Little Girls!

Posted by: Joey Biden at January 06, 2015 09:09 PM (0Ew3K)

318
Does no one here recall the title of the autobiography of the Penn State Pedo, Jerry Sandusky?

Touched

Yeah, VP Joey Choo-Choo took it all to heart...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at January 06, 2015 09:09 PM (bWFHa)

319 285 280 OT: any news of a newly born Moron(ette)?
Posted by: eman at January 06, 2015 08:52 PM (MQEz6)



Born this morning, a baby girl named Sophia Rose. I believe 8 pounds 11 ounces. Mother and baby reportedly well.
Posted by: grammie winger

Sounds like a keeper

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 06, 2015 09:09 PM (b5BZa)

320
Posted by: righter


STFU, dunce.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 06, 2015 09:09 PM (zKUiX)

321 Have I already dropped in to tell you guys you are all uptight?

Posted by: Roman Polansky at January 06, 2015 09:09 PM (jucos)

322 Thanks Grammie. I used to be Whosoever and I remember you!

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at January 06, 2015 09:09 PM (KG0mU)

323 Bicameral is cisnormative patriarchy.

That's why I hate it.

Posted by: eleven at January 06, 2015 09:09 PM (MDgS8)

324 A little Joe Biden mood music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jItz-uNjoZA

Posted by: The Mystic Knights of Hat at January 06, 2015 09:09 PM (0Ew3K)

325 But Whosoever only lurked, just like me.

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at January 06, 2015 09:10 PM (KG0mU)

326
313 Bicameral is cisnormative patriarchy.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January

I like that bicameral sauce on my rocky road ice cream

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 06, 2015 09:10 PM (b5BZa)

327 I just came back for a few minutes and see that second picture!

Dude! That is SO wrong!

I feel like I have to delete my browser history.....

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 06, 2015 09:11 PM (AC0lD)

328 I'd walk a mile for bicameral.

Posted by: --- at January 06, 2015 09:11 PM (MMC8r)

329 Trey "Littlefinger" Gowdy: I figured you'd stabbed a rival conservative in the back for a move of your own later on.

Boehner is thinking the same thing.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 06, 2015 09:11 PM (AVEe1)

330 "we had a third quake in Snyder in West Texas"



Quite the evening.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 06, 2015 09:11 PM (tQD1y)

331

Mike Lee is maybe apologizing for his vote for McConnell? He should.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 06, 2015 09:11 PM (zKUiX)

332 322 Thanks Grammie. I used to be Whosoever and I remember you!
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at January 06, 2015 09:09 PM (KG0mU)


How nice that you are here!

Posted by: grammie winger at January 06, 2015 09:11 PM (dFi94)

333 Who breaks a lurker upon a wheel?

Posted by: eleven at January 06, 2015 09:11 PM (MDgS8)

334 Let's play " imagine a Republican did this".

Posted by: steevy at January 06, 2015 09:11 PM (v5UtH)

335 Did Carter ever say why he didn't vote?

Posted by: Lauren at January 06, 2015 09:12 PM (MYCIw)

336 PedoVeep Biden

Posted by: votermom at January 06, 2015 09:12 PM (cbfNE)

337
hey I asked last night if it makes me a Wisconsonian because I've been to Osh Kosh.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 06, 2015 09:13 PM (zKUiX)

338 Who breaks a lurker upon a wheel?

Oh crap my first Turing test.

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at January 06, 2015 09:13 PM (KG0mU)

339 Grammie Winger,
No wonder Trsblke posted that his wife was small & they didn't want baby to get too big & she was being induced on January 5. That's a big baby.
In September 2013 friend's wife had baby, at birthing center, in tub & no drugs. Baby weighed 13 pounds. It may have been 13 lbs 9 oz, but I'm not 100% sure on ounces.

She had their first child at same place he was big too. If she gets pregnant again midwife won't see her, it's too dangerous not being in a hospital.
She was home that afternoon.

Posted by: Carol at January 06, 2015 09:13 PM (sj3Ax)

340 337
hey I asked last night if it makes me a Wisconsonian because I've been to Osh Kosh.
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 06, 2015 09:13 PM (zKUiX)



The store or the city?

Posted by: grammie winger at January 06, 2015 09:14 PM (dFi94)

341 Quick, somebody add Pedobear to this:

http://tinyurl.com/l52v47x

Posted by: --- at January 06, 2015 09:14 PM (MMC8r)

342 Who breaks a lurker upon a wheel?

I know you don't like me much, but we do agree on our Anglo-Catholic poetry :^)

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 06, 2015 09:14 PM (AVEe1)

343 Who breaks a lurker upon a wheel?
Posted by: eleven



Challenge accepted!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 06, 2015 09:14 PM (obcQk)

344 hey I asked last night if it makes me a Wisconsonian because I've been to Osh Kosh.

Whatever happens in Osh Kosh, stays in Osh Kosh. You didn't see the sign?

Posted by: dartist at January 06, 2015 09:15 PM (ahBY0)

345
I think I was 13 or 14. Early 80's. We flew to Fond du Lac.

Fondu Lac?

It was an air show. They have the experimental aircraft convention out there, or did, anyway.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 06, 2015 09:15 PM (zKUiX)

346 A friend told me that John Boehner diddles little girls as well.

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 06, 2015 09:15 PM (XzRw1)

347 Oh crap my first Turing test.


I am a person.








Or am I?

Posted by: eleven at January 06, 2015 09:15 PM (MDgS8)

348 Posted by: Carol at January 06, 2015 09:13 PM (sj3Ax)


13 pounds?! That's a big baby!

Posted by: grammie winger at January 06, 2015 09:15 PM (dFi94)

349 341
Quick, somebody add Pedobear to this:



http://tinyurl.com/l52v47x

Posted by: --- at January 06, 2015 09:14 PM (MMC8r)




I could do it in 30 seconds, but how/where would I post it anonymously? Already have IRS problems.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at January 06, 2015 09:16 PM (yxw0r)

350
Isn't Osh Kosh near Fon du lac?

The EAA show was in Osh Kosh, I believe. A bunch of gliders, mostly.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 06, 2015 09:16 PM (zKUiX)

351 I think the creepiest thing about the second picture isn't actually Joe's arm around the waist of the tween girl but rather the look at the young baby that just screams "You're next in a few short years, a few short years..."


Just creepy...

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 06, 2015 09:16 PM (AC0lD)

352 345

It was an air show. They have the experimental aircraft convention out there, or did, anyway.



Oh ya, dere's a big ol air show dere every summer. Ya.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 06, 2015 09:16 PM (dFi94)

353 I know you don't like me much, but we do agree on our Anglo-Catholic poetry :^)


Boulder Terlit Hobo.....if indeed that is your name..

I like you bro.

=)

Posted by: eleven at January 06, 2015 09:17 PM (MDgS8)

354
That was my one and only visit to Wisconsin.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 06, 2015 09:17 PM (zKUiX)

355 Amazingly, you cannot bing image search for 'pedobear'.

Posted by: --- at January 06, 2015 09:18 PM (MMC8r)

356 I believe Osh Kosh has one of, if not the biggest air show in the country there every year.

Posted by: dartist at January 06, 2015 09:18 PM (ahBY0)

357 Okay, nevermind.

Posted by: --- at January 06, 2015 09:19 PM (MMC8r)

358 Amazingly, you cannot bing image search for 'pedobear'.


The internts sucks.

Posted by: eleven at January 06, 2015 09:19 PM (MDgS8)

359 My guess was 8 pounds even,I went too low.

Posted by: steevy at January 06, 2015 09:19 PM (v5UtH)

360 Amazingly, you cannot bing image search for 'pedobear'.

Top bing result:

"Child porn, exploitative, or abusive content is illegal.
Get help now"

Posted by: CM at January 06, 2015 09:19 PM (0NdlF)

361
EAA -- Experimental Aircraft Association.

Emphasis on mental because gliders are deathtraps, and gliders built by Anyoldjoe are certain deathtraps.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 06, 2015 09:20 PM (zKUiX)

362 Hey that Boulder Terlit Hobo is a standup guy, let me tell you!

Posted by: Meremortal at January 06, 2015 09:20 PM (1Y+hH)

363 359 My guess was 8 pounds even,I went too low.
Posted by: steevy at January 06, 2015 09:19 PM (v5UtH)



My guess was 7 pounds 4 ounces. I was way way off.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 06, 2015 09:21 PM (dFi94)

364 Who breaks the butterfly...
OK, hmmm. Is that along the same lines as JV Al-Q?
Like, this opponent is too weak to trouble much with?
No really, just askin' cuz I'm mostly unedemucated.

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at January 06, 2015 09:21 PM (KG0mU)

365 Top bing result:



"Child porn, exploitative, or abusive content is illegal.

Get help now"



Posted by: CM at January 06, 2015 09:19 PM (0NdlF)


Yet buttsex is now a celebration against H8ters.

Posted by: Just some guy at January 06, 2015 09:22 PM (yxw0r)

366 Boulder Terlit Hobo...

If I can stand, (and actually like), Jeff B., Gabe Malor and Mr. Moo Moo?

You are WAY in the clear!

-Where there is hatred; let me sow love.

*fistbump*

*eyeballs Nip-Sip*

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 06, 2015 09:22 PM (16bOT)

367 Anybody else in a deep freeze tonight? Minus eleventy billion here overnight.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 06, 2015 09:24 PM (dFi94)

368

Jeff B is likable -- all you have to do is think of him as Arnold Rimmer.

Moo Moo I don't mind at all. It doesn't bother me that he thinks differently from us.

The other one? Cannot stomach because he's a) stupid, and b) a know-it-all, which is the worst kind of stupid person. And he goes out of his way to be a dink.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 06, 2015 09:25 PM (zKUiX)

369 Quick, somebody add Pedobear to this:

http://tinyurl.com/l52v47x

Posted by: --- at January 06, 2015 09:14 PM (MMC8r)


Done & Done

http://i62.tinypic.com/wjtik9.jpg

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 06, 2015 09:26 PM (0Ew3K)

370 Let's put some smiles on these very attractive kid's faces.

Posted by: Heath Ledger's Joker Biden at January 06, 2015 09:26 PM (MYPM9)

371 It's a tetch chilly here in Houston.

Posted by: eleven at January 06, 2015 09:26 PM (MDgS8)

372 367 grammie winger

I, too am in the tundra.

Collie insists on going "out" every hour or so.

Staying out for a few minutes til she's switching paws, in the snow.

Thinks she's a malamute.

Posted by: seamrog at January 06, 2015 09:27 PM (jdl58)

373 Anybody else in a deep freeze tonight? Minus eleventy billion here overnight.

A couple degrees south but supposed to be some ways below zero here tonight. 7F now.

Posted by: dartist at January 06, 2015 09:27 PM (ahBY0)

374 It's a tetch chilly here in Houston.



50 in Dallas. Supposed to start cratering after 10 pm.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 06, 2015 09:28 PM (obcQk)

375 I'm listening to a sermon online while I hang out here. The pastor is Scottish. I could listen to him all day and night. Such a wonderful accent.

I wish my pastor were Scottish.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 06, 2015 09:29 PM (dFi94)

376 Seal of the Vice President of the United States (updated):

http://bit.ly/1ACRpX5

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 06, 2015 09:29 PM (0Ew3K)

377
This is not unlike The Devil's Advocate where the chick playing Jeanu "Whoa" Reeves wife from time to time sees the demons who are really the beings inside the bodies of the husbands and wives in the law firm.

Creepshow, IYKWIM

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at January 06, 2015 09:30 PM (bWFHa)

378 Posted by: grammie winger at January 06, 2015 09:24 PM (dFi94)

Grammie, a week ago we hit -22 for a low, 9 for the high. Today we got up to 47, it was amazing. Western slope Rockies.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 06, 2015 09:30 PM (1Y+hH)

379 It was a nice 65 today here in CenTex.

40 tomorrow.

Gotta love TX weather.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 06, 2015 09:30 PM (OsWis)

380 376
Seal of the Vice President of the United States (updated):



http://bit.ly/1ACRpX5

Good work.

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 06, 2015 09:30 PM (XzRw1)

381
It's 11 here now.

Posted by: Soothsayer is MR. MICROPHONE at January 06, 2015 09:31 PM (zKUiX)

382 Grammie Don't forget to mention that tomorrow Wisconsinites will have no degrees for a high. None.

If you call yourself a wisconsonian? you aint.
(to answer a previous poster)

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 06, 2015 09:31 PM (XmOA9)

383 Posted by: Meremortal at January 06, 2015 09:30 PM (1Y+hH)



22 below will freeze your eyeballs right in their sockets.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 06, 2015 09:31 PM (dFi94)

384 380,

I like it.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 06, 2015 09:32 PM (OsWis)

385 >>>This is not unlike The Devil's Advocate where
the chick playing Jeanu "Whoa" Reeves wife from time to time sees the
demons who are really the beings inside the bodies of the husbands and
wives in the law firm.



Creepshow, IYKWIM



Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at January 06, 2015 09:30 PM (bWFHa)<<<

That chick would've been Charlize Theron.

Posted by: Keanu Reeves at January 06, 2015 09:32 PM (t1dCc)

386 frozen eyeballs.

Still preferable to Jeb or Hillary!

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 06, 2015 09:33 PM (OsWis)

387 382 Grammie Don't forget to mention that tomorrow Wisconsinites will have no degrees for a high. None.



I plan on staying under the covers all day. Only getting up for hot coffee.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 06, 2015 09:33 PM (dFi94)

388 My favorite line from Planes Trains and Automobiles...


Q: What's the temperature?

A: One. I think.

Posted by: eleven at January 06, 2015 09:33 PM (MDgS8)

389 Anybody else in a deep freeze tonight? Minus eleventy billion here overnight.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 06, 2015 09:24 PM

South of you in N IL, we have a heat wave. It got up to 10 today, currently is 9 and getting windy, wind chill is -17.

Was -2 this morn when I went to work. Tomorrow the high is supposed to be below 0. Remind me why we live in these Godforsaken climes?

Posted by: Farmer at January 06, 2015 09:34 PM (o/90i)

390 That chick would've been Charlize Theron.


Who is like 5 times hotter now that she was then.

WTF?

Posted by: eleven at January 06, 2015 09:34 PM (MDgS8)

391 It's a sweltering 10F here in South Nashua, Massachusetts.

Posted by: fluffy at January 06, 2015 09:34 PM (Ua6T/)

392 eleven,

Raiders are getting Madden to help interview Shanahan.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 06, 2015 09:34 PM (OsWis)

393 77 in hawaii
Getting chilly, going to need a jacket soon

Posted by: Navycopjoe at January 06, 2015 09:35 PM (2Kjwm)

394 22 below will freeze your eyeballs right in their sockets.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 06, 2015 09:31 PM (dFi94)


Last year's record was -37 grammie.

I root for global warming.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 06, 2015 09:35 PM (1Y+hH)

395 My favorite line from Planes Trains and Automobiles...


Was whatever Steve Martin said to that car rental lot man just before getting jaw-jacked.
Don't remember what it was exactly, but I remember spitting soda

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 06, 2015 09:36 PM (XmOA9)

396 These 'people' have the lives of America's children in their damn dirty hands.

Posted by: Eromero at January 06, 2015 09:36 PM (go5uR)

397
Was -2 this morn when I went to work. Tomorrow the high is supposed to be below 0. Remind me why we live in these Godforsaken climes?



I dunno why I stick around here. Well, that's not true. Two kids, three grand kids, and mom and pop. That's why I stick around. Otherwise I'd be in Arizona. Dry heat.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 06, 2015 09:36 PM (dFi94)

398 Today's high in SoCal: 80.


With the politics here, kind of a wash.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 06, 2015 09:37 PM (oKE6c)

399 eleven,

Raiders are getting Madden to help interview Shanahan.



Yeah....I heard.

My Raiders site is buzzing like bees right now so...hard to tell what's going on.

Posted by: eleven at January 06, 2015 09:37 PM (MDgS8)

400 What a goof!

Posted by: Jeb's Bloated Giant Pumkinhead at January 06, 2015 09:37 PM (pmzey)

401 Posted by my... close confidante Zimriel: http://8chan.co/pol/res/866570.html

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 06, 2015 09:38 PM (AVEe1)

402 Cold temperatures like this always remind me of my ex.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 06, 2015 09:38 PM (RzZOc)

403 K, I have to go check the weather now. Getting quite warm in the winter often means a cold front is coming fast.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 06, 2015 09:38 PM (1Y+hH)

404 Global Warmening!

Posted by: ManBearPig at January 06, 2015 09:39 PM (JO9+V)

405 Was whatever Steve Martin said to that car rental lot man just before getting jaw-jacked.
Don't remember what it was exactly, but I remember spitting soda



I loved the scene where they're driving that beat up burned car and the cop pulls them over.

Classic.

"She still drives like a beauty".

Posted by: eleven at January 06, 2015 09:39 PM (MDgS8)

406 I, too am in the tundra.
Collie insists on going "out" every hour or so.
Staying out for a few minutes til she's switching paws, in the snow.
Thinks she's a malamute.
Posted by: seamrog at January 06, 2015 09:27 PM

Our yellow lab, when it first gets extremely cold, figures her feet hurt so she won't walk back to the house. Does the raising the paw thing. After a day or so she comes back slowly, while I'm freezing my azz off coaxing her inside.

Smartest dog I've ever had, but on this she's just plain dumb.

Posted by: Farmer at January 06, 2015 09:40 PM (o/90i)

407 If I wanted a joke, I'd follow you into the john and watch you take a leak.

But "Those aren't pillows." was funnier...

Posted by: tu3031 at January 06, 2015 09:41 PM (EDYaR)

408 285 280 OT: any news of a newly born Moron(ette)?
Posted by: eman at January 06, 2015 08:52 PM (MQEz6)



Born this morning, a baby girl named Sophia Rose. I believe 8 pounds 11 ounces. Mother and baby reportedly well.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 06, 2015 08:55 PM (dFi94)

That's one big girl!

Posted by: Insomniac at January 06, 2015 09:42 PM (mx5oN)

409 Our overlords are quite creepy. In times of yore, during the reign of Ronaldus Maximus, these fucking bastards would be seriously black and blue.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at January 06, 2015 09:43 PM (LHWzx)

410
Farmer, what county are you in if you don't mind my asking. No need to respond if you'd rather not say.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 06, 2015 09:43 PM (dFi94)

411 Please send some of that cold this way. That is all.

Posted by: otho at January 06, 2015 09:44 PM (tBSrv)

412 Grammie,
we are in Lee Co., IL. Dixon, home of Dutch Reagan.

You are in southern WI?

Posted by: Farmer at January 06, 2015 09:45 PM (o/90i)

413 406 Farmer

Same here, very smart dog, just not naturally equipped paw-wise for this weather.

I'm watching her the whole time, once one paw goes up, it's C'mon inside !

Posted by: seamrog at January 06, 2015 09:47 PM (jdl58)

414 Off to my 14th Anniversary date (like you care)
ha!

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at January 06, 2015 09:48 PM (KG0mU)

415 Just think how cold it would be without Al Gore's global warming!

Posted by: shredded chi at January 06, 2015 09:48 PM (bfrvo)

416 When does the St Bernard show up with drinks?

Posted by: fluffy at January 06, 2015 09:48 PM (Ua6T/)

417 Who is like 5 times hotter now that she was then.

WTF?


Some women improve with age.

Not any smarter though. Talk about a deal killer...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Warlord of the Western Wastes at January 06, 2015 09:48 PM (m9V0o)

418 Our yellow lab, when it first gets extremely cold, figures her feet hurt so she won't walk back to the house. Does the raising the paw thing. After a day or so she comes back slowly, while I'm freezing my azz off coaxing her inside.

Smartest dog I've ever had, but on this she's just plain dumb.
Posted by: Farmer at January 06, 2015 09:40 PM (o/90i)


The Dachshund/Chow, who is habitually fooled by door knocks on TV, isn't having any of this cold shit. He ate at 1800 and always wants to go out right afterward.

Goofball still hasn't gone out yet. Smart as a whip and stubborn beyond reason.

Unless, of course, there is a Jeep ride to go see his cousins around the lake subdivision or a Milk Bone involved. Whatever you do, DO NOT reach for the red leash. It's all over with. You will go see his cousins or he mopes for about and hour after he calms down.

So, ...two hours.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at January 06, 2015 09:49 PM (LHWzx)

419 Investment question:

What's the current Uyghur Trade-Rate?

I've got three and The Maldives are offering fifty-cents on-the-Uyghur.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 06, 2015 09:49 PM (16bOT)

420 Posted by: Farmer at January 06, 2015 09:45 PM (o/90i)


I've been to Dixon. Nice little town. Yep, I'm on the Wisconsin side of the border, in Kenosha county. Very near Lake Michigan.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 06, 2015 09:49 PM (dFi94)

421 *comes back after furied MS-Paint work*

Aww thanks for the love.

eleven, sorry for attempting to read your intentions (today) based on last night's dustup. The discussion was a little heated and I was kind of an ass. Like Gabe, there are times I go out of my way to be a dink. Unlike Gabe, I... well, I'm unlike Gabe.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 06, 2015 09:50 PM (AVEe1)

422 412 Grammie, 
we are in Lee Co., IL. Dixon, home of Dutch Reagan. 

You are in southern WI?

Posted by: Farmer at
------------------
I knew there was a reason I liked you so much.
Must be something in the water up that way...

Posted by: shredded chi at January 06, 2015 09:50 PM (bfrvo)

423 415 Just think how cold it would be without Al Gore's global warming!
Posted by: shredded chi at January 06, 2015 09:48 PM (bfrvo)


One of my favorite stories of 2014 came right at the end, when that White House-blessed scientist, after swearing his fealty to the Church of Climate Change, made a sort of parenthetical comment to the effect that actually, any warming might be a good thing, because we are about due for an ice age.

A good thing about scientists is that it's hard to keep them on the Narrative. They are not political creatures by nature.

Posted by: Splunge at January 06, 2015 09:51 PM (qyomX)

424 Wee-Gur would be funnier, but I enjoy a good spelling.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 06, 2015 09:53 PM (16bOT)

425 Blackhawks have 37 shots on goal, compared to 16 for the Rockies.

Yet the Rockies lead 2-0, getting 2 goals in the first two minutes of the game.

Maybe I can Jinx the Rockies.

Posted by: seamrog at January 06, 2015 09:54 PM (jdl58)

426 Grammie Winger,
When he sent email from phone, he included that is NOT a typo. No drugs & in 3 hours!

Posted by: Carol at January 06, 2015 09:54 PM (sj3Ax)

427 Slow Joe is the crazy uncle that needs to stay locked up in the attic.

Posted by: Hank at January 06, 2015 09:55 PM (HZEIo)

428 Posted by: Carol at January 06, 2015 09:54 PM (sj3Ax)


That poor woman ......

Posted by: grammie winger at January 06, 2015 09:55 PM (dFi94)

429 Dear Abby,

I know it's wrong for people to touch children...you know....that way, but I'm a Democrat.

Doesn't that make it OK?

Signed,

Up All Night in Searchlight


Dear Searchlight,
No.
Signed,
Abby

Posted by: Searchlight Harry at January 06, 2015 09:56 PM (wy4/l)

430

Yet the Rockies lead 2-0, getting 2 goals in the first two minutes of the game.

Maybe I can Jinx the Rockies.

Posted by: seamrog at January 06, 2015 09:54 PM (jdl5

Or the Sharks

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 06, 2015 09:56 PM (b5BZa)

431 The Congress seems to be run just like the mafia

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 06, 2015 09:57 PM (Zmw74)

432 There would not be a hospital standing...

Props to her and congrats to the proud papa.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 06, 2015 09:57 PM (OsWis)

433 Seriously...

Who needs a Uyghur?

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 06, 2015 09:57 PM (16bOT)

434 Say, didn't Obama just mandate rules for colleges that would have required Uncle Joe to ask permission before he did his bad touch?

Posted by: Splunge at January 06, 2015 09:57 PM (qyomX)

435 Well folks, looks like I won't make it to the ONT. Have a blessed evening. Zzzzzzzzzzz

Posted by: grammie winger at January 06, 2015 09:57 PM (dFi94)

436 is the bad man gone? is it safe to come out

Posted by: ThunderB at January 06, 2015 09:58 PM (zOTsN)

437 Finally.......

out to go poop.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at January 06, 2015 09:59 PM (LHWzx)

438 You wouldn't believe the places I go, when it's just me and Uncle Joe.

Posted by: Joe Biden's Finger at January 06, 2015 09:59 PM (fBxC6)

439 Show me on the doll where the Vice President touched you.

Posted by: Splunge at January 06, 2015 09:59 PM (qyomX)

440 no ont? this is like being trapped in a basement with a dirty old man

Posted by: ThunderB at January 06, 2015 10:01 PM (zOTsN)

441 Advil P.M. says... "Goodnight, Every-Buddy!"

*static*

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 06, 2015 10:02 PM (16bOT)

442 "
is the bad man gone? is it safe to come out"



No. Bad man is still here. Just learn how to kick, punch, and, scream. Draw attention to yourself. Maybe carry a whistle.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 06, 2015 10:03 PM (tQD1y)

443 Today a creepy orange clown kept his job and a creepy paste-eater avoided arrest once again.

Great day.

Posted by: eman at January 06, 2015 10:05 PM (MQEz6)

444 441 Advil P.M. says... "Goodnight, Every-Buddy!"

*static*
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January

Nite Crash

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 06, 2015 10:06 PM (b5BZa)

445 And CB is in sweet, sweet drug induced dreamland.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 06, 2015 10:08 PM (tQD1y)

446 Today a creepy orange clown kept his job and a creepy paste-eater avoided arrest once again.

Top. Men.

Posted by: fluffy at January 06, 2015 10:09 PM (Ua6T/)

447 Is there a roll-call list of who voted for Boehner anywhere? Anybody know? I'm pissed that I can't just find it. Transparency and whatnot.

Posted by: Just some guy at January 06, 2015 10:09 PM (yxw0r)

448 Today a creepy orange clown kept his job and a creepy paste-eater avoided arrest once again.


That's no shit. It's like a creepy version of the Marx Brothers movies, all rolled into one.

Posted by: dartist at January 06, 2015 10:09 PM (ahBY0)

449 no ont? this is like being trapped in a basement with a dirty old man
Posted by: ThunderB at January 06, 2015 10:01 PM

Which Dem? Bill, Hairy or Joe?

Posted by: Farmer at January 06, 2015 10:10 PM (o/90i)

450 No. Bad man is still here. Just learn how to kick, punch, and, scream. Draw attention to yourself. Maybe carry a whistle.

***

Plugs is cool with shotguns, right?

Posted by: cool arrow at January 06, 2015 10:12 PM (7XKHI)

451 447 Is there a roll-call list of who voted for Boehner anywhere? Anybody know? I'm pissed that I can't just find it. Transparency and whatnot.
Posted by: Just some guy at January 06, 2015 10

Wash Post

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 06, 2015 10:12 PM (b5BZa)

452 Dear Abby,



I know it's wrong for people to touch children...you know....that way, but I'm a Democrat.



Doesn't that make it OK?



Signed,



Up All Night in Searchlight

***

Come now, Ms. Dunham, we all know it's you.

Posted by: cool arrow at January 06, 2015 10:13 PM (7XKHI)

453
Is there a roll-call list of who voted for Boehner anywhere? Anybody know? I'm pissed that I can't just find it.
Posted by: Just some guy




"Christ almighty it's like I'm sittin' here playing cards with my brother's kids or something"

https://www.govtrack.us/congress/votes/114-2015/h2

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 06, 2015 10:14 PM (kdS6q)

454 "Plugs is cool with shotguns, right?"


Yes he is.

What are you saying?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 06, 2015 10:15 PM (tQD1y)

455 Grammie Winger,
She was home that afternoon & eating birthday cake. Her BDay was 29th (Sunday) but her mother & sister couldn't be there together Sunday, my friend took picture of her eating cake after 5 pm day that baby was born.
I told him he's married to a strong woman. She's a nurse practitioner.

Posted by: Carol at January 06, 2015 10:15 PM (sj3Ax)

456 **Hands off, Don't Grope**

Posted by: t-shirt to wear when around Joke Biden at January 06, 2015 10:17 PM (t1dCc)

457 Pedoveep Biden is why all little girls need to learn karate.

Posted by: votermom at January 06, 2015 10:18 PM (cbfNE)

458 Biden's a piker. You got to get the kids alone and away from parents before making move.

Posted by: Harry Reid at January 06, 2015 10:18 PM (dvZET)

459 Hawks can't put the biscuit in the basket tonight.

Posted by: dartist at January 06, 2015 10:19 PM (ahBY0)

460 What are you saying?

***

Why, nothing at all.

Joking about the Vice President getting shot by a would-be victim WOULD BE WRONG.

So I'm not doing that.

Posted by: cool arrow at January 06, 2015 10:19 PM (7XKHI)

461 P938 works better than a whistle.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 06, 2015 10:21 PM (OsWis)

462 "So I'm not doing that."


Of course you're not. That would be whack.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 06, 2015 10:23 PM (tQD1y)

463 That's not mine, it's a Baby Ruth.

Posted by: Joey at January 06, 2015 10:23 PM (ahBY0)

464 lol

Posted by: thathalfrican at January 06, 2015 10:23 PM (R5HRU)

465 We had a week or pretty cold temps....lows around 0. My dogs didn't care. They were outside most of the day. We have a doggie door, so they go out and come back in whenever they want. It's as if the worse the weather gets, either 100 degrees in the summer or 0 degrees in winter, they want to be outside more.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 06, 2015 10:24 PM (0LHZx)

466 That VP is a perverted kaffir. That girl must be 14, old hag. Single digits is the name of my game. Marry, have raped, stone and bury. It's in the book.

Posted by: Muhammed the Prophet at January 06, 2015 10:24 PM (dvZET)

467 I can't breed.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 06, 2015 10:24 PM (W5DcG)

468 G'night rons & ettes

Posted by: votermom at January 06, 2015 10:26 PM (cbfNE)

469 Oh En Tee

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 06, 2015 10:27 PM (sdPF/)

470
Oh, that man is a creepy creep.

Posted by: Lily at January 06, 2015 10:27 PM (dXCcK)

471
Hey little girl is your daddy home?
Did he go away and leave you all alone?
I got a bad desire
Oh oh oh
I'm on fire

Posted by: Bruce Springsteen Joey Plugs at January 06, 2015 10:31 PM (Afjpa)

472 What's infuriating is how the MSM played up Biden with headlines like "The Best Joe Biden Day Ever".

Man I tell you that guy is so silly, what with sexually molesting young girls. What a character.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 06, 2015 10:32 PM (0LHZx)

473

Downside, I'm in Georgia.
Upside,consumed a mass quantity of barbecue at Sprayberry's.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, on 24 hour pass from Camp Banhammer at January 06, 2015 10:35 PM (Afjpa)

474 "Man I tell you that guy is so silly, what with sexually molesting young girls. What a character."

Yeah, we're all supposed to smile and say, "Isn't Joe a card?"

Example 6,493,668,094 of Fen's Law which is proving itself to be as immutable as the law of gravity: Liberals really don't care about the issues they lecture us about.

Posted by: Harry Reid at January 06, 2015 10:40 PM (+XMAD)

475 Oops, off foul sock.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at January 06, 2015 10:40 PM (+XMAD)

476 I love and cherish my ampersands but would trade them all for some decrees. Right now, 25 would feel like the first day of summer.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at January 06, 2015 10:44 PM (+XMAD)

477 I love and cherish my ampersands but would trade them all for [bold}some decrees [/bold].
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at January 06, 2015 10:44 PM

Hmm. The "decrees" thing is a tell. Are you really the SCOAMF?

Posted by: Farmer at January 06, 2015 10:54 PM (o/90i)

478 I love and cherish my ampersands but would trade them all for [bold] some decrees [/bold].
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at January 06, 2015 10:44 PM

Hmm. The "decrees" thing is a tell. Are you really the SCOAMF?
Posted by: Farmer at January 06, 2015 10:54 PM

Did I get it right this time? And is there an ONT? Or am I on it?

I'm kinda *tired*.

Posted by: Farmer at January 06, 2015 10:59 PM (o/90i)

479 Escort girls http://regmodels.ru

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