Open Thread: Let Obama Drone At You For Twenty Minutes About How Disappointed He Is In America

When he bothers to arrive. He was slated to go on at 2:50. Obviously he's not rushing anywhere today.



Posted by: Ace at 02:49 PM




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1 Like First and Super Creepy.

Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at November 05, 2014 02:50 PM (oDCMR)

2 You know what never gets old?
Winning.

Posted by: Scott Walker at November 05, 2014 02:50 PM (ZPrif)

3
G'day, schmucks!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at November 05, 2014 02:50 PM (/dvmK)

4 Ah..what's the rush. A round of golf first, perhaps?

Posted by: IC at November 05, 2014 02:50 PM (a0IVu)

5 Sob
We just don't deserve him

Posted by: Navycopjoe at November 05, 2014 02:50 PM (6hJoF)

6
Love the photos from the testosterone-free zone, ace!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at November 05, 2014 02:51 PM (/dvmK)

7 So, which one of those men in the photos is Rachel Maddow?

Posted by: tcn in AK, almost at November 05, 2014 02:51 PM (g+qqc)

8 Have another nutter butter!

Posted by: Dang at November 05, 2014 02:51 PM (MNq6o)

9 LOL at the pic of Schultz.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 05, 2014 02:51 PM (oFCZn)

10 Why won't you let him be clear!?

Posted by: John Marston at November 05, 2014 02:51 PM (/nR7C)

11 Winning begets winning. We can break some of the strangleholds on minorities if we win. Nobody wants to be loyal to losers.

Posted by: AmishDude at November 05, 2014 02:52 PM (Xd2w5)

12 I still remember that magical night in 2011 when he moved the needle, haranguing congress to pass the bill now.* The man is a gifted orator who bestrides the earth like a god. Not the Christian God, mind you, but a good gay friendly one that recycles.

* note the bill was not passed.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at November 05, 2014 02:52 PM (/ggyL)

13

What difference, at this point, does it make?!?1/1/1!?!/11!??!!/1?


Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 05, 2014 02:52 PM (HSmrB)

14 Anyone feeling sorry for SCOAMF? Thought not. I don't want to be cruel, but I can't help it. How can we give Erkel another wedgie?

Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at November 05, 2014 02:52 PM (oDCMR)

15 Wait, is Ed Schultz sending out subliminal messages that people should take up arms and start shooting people? Seems mighty violent of him. I thought he was all about gun control.


Apparently not SELF-control, though.

Posted by: tcn in AK, almost at November 05, 2014 02:52 PM (g+qqc)

16 Sometimes it is good that I dropped my satellite service and cable.

Posted by: Vic at November 05, 2014 02:53 PM (u9gzs)

17 My 8 hour diamond hard schadenboner is making me sleepy.

Posted by: Dang at November 05, 2014 02:53 PM (MNq6o)

18 I lost a game of ping-pong once just to see what it felt like.

Posted by: Scott Walker at November 05, 2014 02:53 PM (ZPrif)

19 He basically just blamed yesterday on people who didn't vote. "I hear you".

Posted by: John Marston at November 05, 2014 02:53 PM (/nR7C)

20 So, Rachel Maddow has two time-slots on MSNB.......wait, I didn't know she wore glasses....

Posted by: Not an Artist at November 05, 2014 02:53 PM (uRumV)

21 When he bothers to arrive. He was slated to go on at 2:50. Obviously he's not rushing anywhere


In so many ways, this is the story of Obama.

Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2014 02:53 PM (IA2cJ)

22 Hey, Dems, aren't you glad I've hidden the price of Obamacare inreases? Man, that would have been a bloodbath!

You're welcome...

Posted by: Barack Obama at November 05, 2014 02:53 PM (3VQsw)

23 Chart this, o'bummer.

Posted by: anon a mouse at November 05, 2014 02:53 PM (gXRIG)

24
oh here we go!

obama just dismissed this election as he slyly points out that 2/3 of voters did not vote yesterday.


Posted by: Pumpkin Spiced Flavored Soothsayer, All Knowing Being of (Approximate) Knowledge at November 05, 2014 02:53 PM (Fewwo)

25
Either Chrissy was passing a kidney stone or two or his Depend undergarment was filled to burstin'...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at November 05, 2014 02:53 PM (/dvmK)

26 Amazed that I'm on time?


... well, it's to cold to golf.

Posted by: SCOAMF at November 05, 2014 02:53 PM (nlPax)

27 Wondering just what sort of complicated drug cocktail it was that Valerie Ferret administered in order to keep the guy mostly upright and speaking something resembling English.

Most of us have a medicine cabinet. You have to figure Obama has a medicine closet.

Posted by: torquewrench at November 05, 2014 02:53 PM (noWW6)

28 Wow - I expected him to be at least 20 min late...

Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2014 02:54 PM (D/504)

29 Second pic should be titled:

MSNBC: Resting Bitchfaces.

Posted by: EC at November 05, 2014 02:54 PM (GQ8sn)

30 Out of curiosity, but after last night's results, are there still people left who are certain that HRC will cruise to a 2016 victory? If so, why?

Posted by: SH at November 05, 2014 02:54 PM (gmeXX)

31 It's all cousin Pookie's fault!

Posted by: wooga at November 05, 2014 02:54 PM (DzvUg)

32 "I don't really care to be president without the Senate," Obama reportedly conceded in June.

Political analysts, and even some Democratic insiders, have long questioned whether President Barack Obama's frequent golf outings and extended vacations are further evidence that he has checked out on the presidency and is eager to hit the exits. In the wake of last night's Republican romp, Democrats' suspicions that Obama is as ready to return to civilian life as Republicans are to send him there may only grow.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at November 05, 2014 02:54 PM (i8iqa)

33
and now obama is taking credit for oil production


Posted by: Pumpkin Spiced Flavored Soothsayer, All Knowing Being of (Approximate) Knowledge at November 05, 2014 02:54 PM (Fewwo)

34 The 2014 midterm elections will be one of Obama's greatest achievements.

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 05, 2014 02:54 PM (WGm5T)

35 obama just dismissed this election as he slyly points out that 2/3 of voters did not vote yesterday.


Posted by: Pumpkin Spiced Flavored Soothsayer, All Knowing Being of (Approximate) Knowledge at November 05, 2014 02:53 PM (Fewwo)

Um, yeah. About that? Why was that, exactly?

Oh, yeah. He's a SCOAMF.

Posted by: tcn in AK, almost at November 05, 2014 02:54 PM (g+qqc)

36 He's talking up the economy? Shit man, you fucking lost.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 05, 2014 02:54 PM (Nfq2V)

37 I am more concerned with the alleged 2/3ds of America that did not vote...

//Bronko Bama

Uh champ not voting is a vote to let your neighbor figure it out.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at November 05, 2014 02:54 PM (/4AZU)

38
Oh crap he is gonna spend every waking moment doing......something.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 05, 2014 02:55 PM (1nB6R)

39 Not as angry as I expected....

Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2014 02:55 PM (D/504)

40 11
Winning begets winning. We can break some of the strangleholds on minorities if we win. Nobody wants to be loyal to losers.

Posted by: AmishDude


You are correct, sir!

Posted by: S. Manchin, A. King at November 05, 2014 02:55 PM (ICv9N)

41 omg--Ace these photos--

Priceless!

Posted by: your friendly Danube River Guide at November 05, 2014 02:55 PM (RJMhd)

42 "Fastest growing economy in the world."

As I've heard it described before: Being the fastest horse at the glue factory isn't much to brag about it.

Posted by: deadrody at November 05, 2014 02:55 PM (ufb3z)

43 Al Sharpton's head looks like it's about to explode.

Posted by: Shoot Me at November 05, 2014 02:55 PM (EQcfE)

44 No fried chickamens?

Posted by: BCUZ thanks bye, ok? at November 05, 2014 02:55 PM (ucB75)

45 Still grappling with the fact he got his cock and balls sliced off last night.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at November 05, 2014 02:55 PM (Q9qpj)

46 As I suspected... Prezy Chickenshit waited until Rush's show was over.


Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 05, 2014 02:55 PM (/mTq0)

47 15 Posted by: tcn in AK, almost at November 05, 2014 02:52 PM (g+qqc)


Don't just sing it Ed come on an bring it.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at November 05, 2014 02:55 PM (/4AZU)

48 Not the Christian God, mind you, but a good gay friendly one that recycles.


I LOLd!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 05, 2014 02:55 PM (6P3Qb)

49 He's giving the same old tired campaign speech.

Posted by: Soona at November 05, 2014 02:55 PM (/djdQ)

50 Mostly, I'm disappointed because Michele made all that fried chicken.

Posted by: Barakhenaten I at November 05, 2014 02:55 PM (IA2cJ)

51 I reckon TFG shouldn't have counted on Cousin Pookie...

Posted by: Countrysquire, you can see his nuts at November 05, 2014 02:55 PM (eEBON)

52 What a buffoon.

Posted by: anon a mouse at November 05, 2014 02:56 PM (gXRIG)

53
obama on how "our democracy" works: Congress will pass bills that
I will not sign. And I will do things that won't make Congress happy.

In other words: obama's Way = how "our Democracy" works.


Posted by: Pumpkin Spiced Flavored Soothsayer, All Knowing Being of (Approximate) Knowledge at November 05, 2014 02:56 PM (Fewwo)

54 My my.

All this talk about elections and such, and meanwhile, I'm still doing my thing right here in the background. Getting shorter and shorter every day.

Sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.

Posted by: The Fuse On The Employer Mandate Bomb at November 05, 2014 02:56 PM (noWW6)

55 He said he HEARD the people that didn't vote.

"What's the frequency Kenneth!?"

Posted by: your friendly Danube River Guide at November 05, 2014 02:56 PM (RJMhd)

56 45 Still grappling with the fact he got his cock and balls sliced off last night.
Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at November 05, 2014 02:55 PM (Q9qp

I thought Mooch had those in her purse.

Posted by: tcn in AK, almost at November 05, 2014 02:56 PM (g+qqc)

57 We all share the same aspirations for our young people. ????????????

My aspirations do not include beheadings and Ebola. Do yours?

Posted by: rd at November 05, 2014 02:56 PM (J7NUM)

58 Three Places!!!!!

Posted by: BumperStickerist at November 05, 2014 02:56 PM (4CVLy)

59 You have to admit, Maddow looks much better with the glasses.

Posted by: Not an Artist at November 05, 2014 02:56 PM (uRumV)

60 36 Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 05, 2014 02:54 PM (Nfq2V)


Er yeah thanks to Obamacare they are all part time jobs but still "we're back baby"

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at November 05, 2014 02:56 PM (/4AZU)

61 >>>He's giving the same old tired campaign speech.

One trick pony

Posted by: Bigby's Sock Removing Hands at November 05, 2014 02:56 PM (3ZtZW)

62 Re: minimum wage increase that passed in states that went red

It's a shame that there are republican economic illiterates as well.

Posted by: Jayrod at November 05, 2014 02:56 PM (3F6z4)

63 Okay. He's thrown down the gauntlet.

Posted by: Soona at November 05, 2014 02:57 PM (/djdQ)

64 59 Posted by: Not an Artist at November 05, 2014 02:56 PM (uRumV)

Ray Maddow....the dude on the evening show?

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at November 05, 2014 02:57 PM (/4AZU)

65 Remember that time Wendy Davis gave up her seat to run for governor and lost? And then the Tea Party candidate won the seat she left?

That was awesome.



Sorry, I just love that story.

Posted by: Dang at November 05, 2014 02:57 PM (MNq6o)

66 Student loan forgiveness up next...

Posted by: anon a mouse at November 05, 2014 02:57 PM (gXRIG)

67 King Barky the Liar just lied and lied again.

Posted by: Jukin at November 05, 2014 02:57 PM (WGm5T)

68
Crap he is taking another zillion dollar trip?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 05, 2014 02:57 PM (1nB6R)

69 My husband's insurance for his company went up another 53%. That "Affordable" Care Act is sumpthin'.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2014 02:57 PM (FsuaD)

70 "My fellow Americans - yesterday the voters spoke and elected a bunch of racists who hate women - including some who are traitors to their race and sex. My government is not cowed by this display of hatred and bigotry by the racisits who make up this country. I will not yield in my firm belief that the only thing wrong with America is that it is filled with Americans. and so, taking a tactical lesson from Field Marshal HaigI propose to do the exact same things that have brought all of these racists and bigots out into the open. The indictments for betraying my civil rights to do what I want to do when I want to are in the mail and the audits are beginning.

Good afternoon, and we'll leave the light on for you at the supermax, you haters."

President Barack "Charge that Machine Gun" Obama

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Rail Against the Uncaring Universe at the Outrage Outlet! at November 05, 2014 02:57 PM (hLRSq)

71 Some say I am a God, others that I am the bogeyman. Let me be clear, I am the SCOAMF.

Posted by: Teleprompter Jesus at November 05, 2014 02:57 PM (Q9qpj)

72 Faces of Meth?


Faces of Death?


Before pictures?


Incestuous Brady Bunch?


America's Most Wanted mugshots?

Posted by: thunderb at November 05, 2014 02:57 PM (Y1BnZ)

73 1 .... EBOLA!!!!!!

2 ..... Authorization Military Force !!!!!

3 ..... BUDGET!!!!!!! Drama Free!!!!

TFG

Posted by: BumperStickerist at November 05, 2014 02:57 PM (4CVLy)

74
ha...minimum wage is his big idea.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 05, 2014 02:57 PM (1nB6R)

75 Looks like Al Sharpton in a casket and the funeral personnel forgot to sew his mouth and eyes shut.

Posted by: Peter King(R-NY) at November 05, 2014 02:57 PM (XzRw1)

76

30

Out of curiosity, but after last night's results, are there still people left who are certain that HRC will cruise to a 2016 victory? If so, why?

Posted by: SH at November 05, 2014 02:54 PM (gmeXX)

__________________________


Well duh,,,, It's my turn........



Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 05, 2014 02:57 PM (HSmrB)

77 When is he going to talk about the new 2015 o-care premiums now that the election is over?



People want to know just how much more they're fucked.


Posted by: EC at November 05, 2014 02:57 PM (GQ8sn)

78 New AUMF against IS!

So I can now allow the military to bomb two camels instead of one.

Posted by: SCOAMF at November 05, 2014 02:57 PM (nlPax)

79 So when will he address the UN on Ferguson again? One of my favorite creepy Obama 'I hate white America' isms.

Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at November 05, 2014 02:58 PM (oDCMR)

80 All this talk about elections and such, and meanwhile, I'm still doing my thing right here in the background. Getting shorter and shorter every day.

Sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.



Posted by: The Fuse On The Employer Mandate Bomb at November 05, 2014 02:56 PM (noWW6)


And we keep spinning.

Posted by: The Iranian Centifuges at November 05, 2014 02:58 PM (J7NUM)

81 "You have to admit, Maddow looks much better with the glasses."

I tried on every pair I own. None of them helped.

Posted by: torquewrench at November 05, 2014 02:58 PM (noWW6)

82 dear lord....someone get the hook......he's delusional

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl, 120 days until Spring Training at November 05, 2014 02:58 PM (u8GsB)

83 Pass a budget in the next 5 weeks?

What is this "budget" thingy? Why have I never heard him mention this before????

Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2014 02:58 PM (D/504)

84 67 King Barky the Liar just lied and lied again.
Posted by: Jukin at November 05, 2014 02:57 PM (WGm5T)

Were his lips moving? That's usually how you can tell.

Posted by: tcn in AK, almost at November 05, 2014 02:58 PM (g+qqc)

85 I'm going to print these montages on some soft cardstock so I may use them to wipe the pudding from my balls.

Posted by: MacGruber at November 05, 2014 02:58 PM (sWgE+)

86 He's talking about injecting uncertainty...


I think the Middle East and the Ukraine have had enough injections.

Posted by: your friendly Danube River Guide at November 05, 2014 02:58 PM (RJMhd)

87 Someone should give Sgt. Schultz a real handgun. Dying from high blood pressure is sooooo damn slow.

Posted by: Misantrhopic Humanitarian at November 05, 2014 02:58 PM (2Aj5D)

88 I like Mika's expression. Was that part distress at the votes and part audition for some Victorian melodrama?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 05, 2014 02:58 PM (QlprU)

89 So Gaylord is grasping at other people's crunchy figs?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2014 02:58 PM (q61nN)

90 Yeah, he's clueless. What a maroon.

Posted by: anon a mouse at November 05, 2014 02:58 PM (gXRIG)

91 It's Kamikaze time.

Posted by: Buraq the Most Excellent at November 05, 2014 02:58 PM (fBxC6)

92 So can the blacks still eat fried chicken today or not? I'm kinda sketchy on that. Someone needs to check with Michelle Obama.

Posted by: Dang at November 05, 2014 02:58 PM (MNq6o)

93 Lol. We "inspire him every day."

Sure we do, Commander Fuckwit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2014 02:58 PM (FsuaD)

94 What is this "budget" thingy? Why have I never heard him mention this before????

It's been six years since the last one, surely it can wait until January.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at November 05, 2014 02:59 PM (/kI1Q)

95 66 Posted by: anon a mouse at November 05, 2014 02:57 PM (gXRIG)


if the economy is gangbusters why do they need student loan relief...?

As a matter of fact why aren't they pissed at their school's cost?

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at November 05, 2014 02:59 PM (/4AZU)

96 And Al Sharpton. LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 05, 2014 02:59 PM (QlprU)

97 Oh, now the Imbecile is falling back on his 2004 speech: We are the UNITED States

Posted by: Ma Bell at November 05, 2014 02:59 PM (RLdcX)

98 ouch!

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl, 120 days until Spring Training at November 05, 2014 02:59 PM (u8GsB)

99

He always sounds like he's lying.
How do people not see this.

He always believed we are a United states, not red and blue.

what a liar

short and stupid

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 05, 2014 02:59 PM (IXrOn)

100
Nice question Ms. Pace.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 05, 2014 02:59 PM (1nB6R)

101 11 Winning begets winning.
--------------------------
True, but explain that to Boehner & McConnell

Posted by: Misantrhopic Humanitarian at November 05, 2014 02:59 PM (2Aj5D)

102 Hmmm.

Ebola
ISIS
Budget

Posted by: esch at November 05, 2014 02:59 PM (eEEbp)

103 "Fastest growing economy in the world."



Say what?

Posted by: One Billion Chinamen at November 05, 2014 02:59 PM (Q9qpj)

104 obama on how "our democracy" works: Congress will pass bills that
I will not sign. And I will do things that won't make Congress happy.

In other words: obama's Way = how "our Democracy" works.

-
Meanwhile, the Turtle talks bipartisanship.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 05, 2014 02:59 PM (XUKZU)

105 har har
he's taking questions

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 05, 2014 02:59 PM (IXrOn)

106 Fat Head Ed with the finger-gun to his head is the best.

But, no pics of Angrya Bitchell?

C'mon, her tears were savory sweet.

Posted by: Citizen X at November 05, 2014 02:59 PM (7ObY1)

107 Wow--

Questions to the press


"I think our team has our list"


He can't handle the random questions.

Posted by: your friendly Danube River Guide at November 05, 2014 02:59 PM (RJMhd)

108
"We all share the same aspirations for our young people, including early childhood education and college debt relief. So those are some areas where I think we have opportunities to cooperate."




The McConnell Reid Student Loan Relief Act of 2015.

Depressively plausible.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 05, 2014 03:00 PM (kdS6q)

109 The only reason why this wasn't completely predictable is that you'd like to believe no one is really that stoopid, but...

Red Bernie said those stoopid voters voted against what they wanted and their own self-interest.




Why link to it?

Posted by: ma deuce speakin' atcha at November 05, 2014 03:00 PM (fBW52)

110 "I'm the guy who's elected for everybody." Sez the racist-in-chief.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2014 03:00 PM (FsuaD)

111 My husband's insurance for his company went up another 53%. That "Affordable" Care Act is sumpthin'.


Posted by: Jane D'oh

Ours is up over 100% over the last seven years.

Posted by: Dang at November 05, 2014 03:00 PM (MNq6o)

112 Holy shit. Give the woman who asked that question a raise...or maybe an accountant to help with the coming IRS audit.

Posted by: Jayrod at November 05, 2014 03:00 PM (3F6z4)

113 Yeah, minimum wage is all he's got.

Posted by: John Marston at November 05, 2014 03:00 PM (/nR7C)

114 103 "Fastest growing economy in the world."

Say what?



MSNBC and CNN keep repeating that lie over and over.

Posted by: Citizen X at November 05, 2014 03:01 PM (7ObY1)

115 108, it's a given.

Posted by: anon a mouse at November 05, 2014 03:01 PM (gXRIG)

116 97 Posted by: Ma Bell at November 05, 2014 02:59 PM (RLdcX)

It's the one that had him declared the PRETTY horse...

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at November 05, 2014 03:01 PM (/4AZU)

117 I am the guy elected by everyone?



WTF? Not exactly asshole..



Posted by: Nip Sip at November 05, 2014 03:01 PM (0FSuD)

118 ha...minimum wage is his big idea.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk



Go ahead and tank the few businesses left.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 05, 2014 03:01 PM (i2eUa)

119 Yes, it's "the town" that doesn't work right. Obama works fine. In between golf rounds and permanent campaigning in college gyms, he's the hardest working man in politics.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 05, 2014 03:01 PM (1CroS)

120
We are more than just red and blue states, Obama says. We are the United States.



'kay.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 05, 2014 03:01 PM (kdS6q)

121 Ours is up over 100% over the last seven years.


Posted by: Dang at November 05, 2014 03:00 PM (MNq6o)


It went up 53% last year as well.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2014 03:01 PM (FsuaD)

122
-

Meanwhile, the Turtle talks bipartisanship.


Stop being so anti-RINO!!

Give McConnell a chance!!!

Posted by: Pumpkin Spiced Flavored Soothsayer, All Knowing Being of (Approximate) Knowledge at November 05, 2014 03:02 PM (Fewwo)

123

"Overlap" is the new "Compromise"

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 05, 2014 03:02 PM (IXrOn)

124 Who is this "everyone", Bamster?

Posted by: Citizen X at November 05, 2014 03:02 PM (7ObY1)

125 Will Bubba slip out of the woodwork and handle the QA again?

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at November 05, 2014 03:02 PM (XzRw1)

126 >>"I'm the guy who's elected for everybody." Sez the racist-in-chief.

This from the guy who so comfortably demonizes individual, as well as various groups of American citizens all the darn time.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2014 03:02 PM (D/504)

127 117 I am the guy elected by everyone?



WTF? Not exactly asshole..



Posted by: Nip Sip at November 05, 2014 03:01 PM (0FSuD)

Well, to be fair, he meant everyone who had placed those extra ballots in the trunk of the union monkey's sedan.

Posted by: tcn in AK, almost at November 05, 2014 03:02 PM (g+qqc)

128 me me me my my my I I I I


It's all about him.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 05, 2014 03:02 PM (0FSuD)

129
98 ouch!

I noted in the dump that the headline at HuffPo is

"OUCH"

With the Obama "O".

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 05, 2014 03:02 PM (JtwS4)

130 He spent the morning signing executive orders


He already transferred a gitmo detainee to Kuwait


He's got this. He doesn't need Congress

Posted by: thunderb at November 05, 2014 03:02 PM (Y1BnZ)

131 Those gold curtains behind him look like they belong in a mosque.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2014 03:02 PM (FsuaD)

132

It's us and them.
Me and them.
I and them.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 05, 2014 03:02 PM (IXrOn)

133 We Won

Mika is a LOL.

a budget? no way!

Posted by: willow at November 05, 2014 03:03 PM (nqBYe)

134 NO ONE IS GOING TO TRUST YOU.


How you going to build up some trust?

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 05, 2014 03:03 PM (0FSuD)

135 We are more than just red and blue states, Obama says. We are the United States.


Uh, yeah. At least when he called us his "enemies" he was being truthful.

Disgusting, devisive prick, but truthful.

Posted by: Citizen X at November 05, 2014 03:03 PM (7ObY1)

136
He of course did not take any responsibility as per the question.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 05, 2014 03:03 PM (1nB6R)

137 Riiiight....As if Obama has any love for the US. You don't talk about wanting to Fundamentally transform something you love///"I love you sweet pea....now I want to totally change you."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 05, 2014 03:03 PM (QlprU)

138 Compromise with my taint, Barky.

Posted by: esch at November 05, 2014 03:03 PM (eEEbp)

139 He's medicated. I put it on for a minute.

He was on time? It's because he wanted to get it over with.

My best friend said they were exploding heads on MSNBC!

Videos anyone?

Posted by: Carol at November 05, 2014 03:03 PM (sj3Ax)

140 Oh, now the Imbecile is falling back on his 2004 speech: We are the UNITED States

Posted by: Ma Bell


24 states now have a Republican Governor, House and Senate.

Only 6 states now have a democrat Governor, House and Senate.

Yep, more and more united and now heading in the right direction.

Posted by: Dang at November 05, 2014 03:03 PM (MNq6o)

141 FYI, Barry, Republicans do not need to put forward "an agenda". They do that by passing bills.

The last thing they're going to do is give you carte blanch to veto their "agenda" before they can even vote on it.

Posted by: deadrody at November 05, 2014 03:03 PM (ufb3z)

142 One of these fookin' reporters needs to ask him how it feels to be the most racially divisiv Preznit in US history.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 05, 2014 03:04 PM (wtvvX)

143

*choke*
every single day he's looking at how to do things better

lol

no, he's looking for his golf ball

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 05, 2014 03:04 PM (IXrOn)

144
obama: Let's find middle ground on immigration, climate change, ...


That's like saying let's find middle ground on me cutting off your leg. How do you compromise with that??

Posted by: Pumpkin Spiced Flavored Soothsayer, All Knowing Being of (Approximate) Knowledge at November 05, 2014 03:04 PM (Fewwo)

145 This Jackass doesn't know what the fuck he is talking about. 6 years in and it is all still the standard pablum with him. The next 2 years are going to be interesting with this petulant bastard nominally in charge.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Aiming His Torpedo at November 05, 2014 03:04 PM (32Ze2)

146 He seems nervous. Now he's doing that whistling thingy. Which means he's working up more lies.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2014 03:04 PM (FsuaD)

147 Those gold curtains behind him look like they belong in a mosque.



They probably are. Safe port in a storm.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 05, 2014 03:04 PM (i2eUa)

148 >>>"Overlap" is the new "Compromise"

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 05, 2014 03:02 PM (IXrOn)<<<

I'm the only one Barack truly overlaps with.

Posted by: Reggie Love at November 05, 2014 03:04 PM (nlPax)

149 Those pics up above are the faces I'd like to see on the mugs of the American Pravda when we march them prison.

Posted by: Citizen X at November 05, 2014 03:04 PM (7ObY1)

150 18 I lost a game of ping-pong once just to see what it felt like.

Posted by: Scott Walker at November 05, 2014 02:53 PM (ZPrif)


On my drive to the Rhine, I thought about stopping, but I just couldn't do it.

Posted by: Gen Scott S. Walker, Third Army at November 05, 2014 03:04 PM (MHx26)

151 >>"Fastest growing economy in the world."

>>Say what?

I was in China the week before and the big news was that their economy had slowed to 7% annual growth.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2014 03:04 PM (g1DWB)

152

"principles..."

Like transparency?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 05, 2014 03:04 PM (IXrOn)

153 It's just embarrassing that the Repubs kowtowed to the jug-eared fuck of a twerp.

Posted by: kathysaysso at November 05, 2014 03:04 PM (jPT60)

154 "Congress will pass bills that
I will not sign"

-Barrack Obama

"Yeah, we won't be needing you to sign anything. No need to miss a tee time on our account."

-Every Democrat Senator and Congressman up for election in 2016.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at November 05, 2014 03:04 PM (Q9qpj)

155 Middle Class! Drink


American People! Drink

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 05, 2014 03:04 PM (0FSuD)

156 I'd say Obama can bite me, but I wouldn't want that pathetic freak's rubbery lips anywhere near my butt.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 05, 2014 03:05 PM (HvsPx)

157 I, me, my, mine! Why is he flinging his arms all over the place?

Posted by: Ma Bell at November 05, 2014 03:05 PM (RLdcX)

158 Hi gang! Work does not realize today is a day of national celebration, actually makin' me do stuffs so am just barely checking in.

Can someone link me to an article talking about Charlie Rangel beclowning himself both yesterday and today? I am trying to find one but no dice. Need to send to my sis so she can see how ridic her congressman was. I heard his comments and could not believe it, need proof.

Posted by: LizLem at November 05, 2014 03:05 PM (yRwC8)

159 I'm the guy who was elected by everybody who voted for me.

Posted by: Buraq the Most Excellent at November 05, 2014 03:05 PM (fBxC6)

160 Stop focusing on image and personal things like that!? Oh, that's rich, Barry, that. is. rich.

Posted by: Mainah at November 05, 2014 03:05 PM (659DL)

161 let me be clear, I've always demanded a budget, Them Republicans will finally allow one.

Posted by: willow at November 05, 2014 03:05 PM (nqBYe)

162

"focus on the American people"

like a laser, via the IRS on conservatives

pick target, freeze, destroy

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 05, 2014 03:05 PM (IXrOn)

163 >>obama: Let's find middle ground on immigration, climate change, ...


Let's negotiate things that I want, and I'll ignore the things that you want.
And by "negotiate" I mean you give me what I want.
Compromise!!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2014 03:05 PM (D/504)

164 The guy was at gitmo for 13 years and they won't release his name


I'm sure he's a real sweetheart

Posted by: thunderb at November 05, 2014 03:05 PM (Y1BnZ)

165
Obama returns to Areas where we do agree: On infrastructure. On making sure we're boosting American exports.



More canals and refilling the import-export bank?

I -- I think I love you.

Posted by: Mitch McConnell


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 05, 2014 03:05 PM (kdS6q)

166 >>>24 states now have a Republican Governor, House and Senate.

Only 6 states now have a democrat Governor, House and Senate.

Yep, more and more united and now heading in the right direction.



Posted by: Dang at November 05, 2014 03:03 PM (MNq6o)<<<


Now?

Posted by: Article V Convention at November 05, 2014 03:05 PM (nlPax)

167 I know I'm super concerned about amnesty and climate change almost 5% concerned.

Posted by: American Public at November 05, 2014 03:06 PM (WGm5T)

168 Obama, dude, there's a limit to the amount of bonghits you can do and still function.

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at November 05, 2014 03:06 PM (uqV2n)

169 Early childhood education -- sounds so harmless --- the left is still gunning for your kids.

Posted by: gracepmc at November 05, 2014 03:06 PM (rznx3)

170 My husband's insurance for his company went up another 53%. That "Affordable" Care Act is sumpthin'.


Posted by: Jane D'oh

Ours went up by ~40%, my employer stopped offering that particular insurance company (Aetna) and dumped us into a HMO. So now we pay out of pocket for all our daughters special needs therapy. Lovely.

Posted by: IC at November 05, 2014 03:06 PM (a0IVu)

171

shellacknado

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 05, 2014 03:06 PM (IXrOn)

172 Oooh! Reporter sez "In 2010 you called the results a shellacking. What do you call this?"

heh

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2014 03:06 PM (FsuaD)

173 I hope Barack O'Stalin doubles down on his assholishness. I'd love to see him completely destroy the very movement he started by letting everyone see what an empty suit he really is.

The Repubs damn well better not squander what they have been given, or Sir Edmund will get the same blank check President Boyfriend wasted.

I so despise Barky ...

Posted by: acethepug at November 05, 2014 03:06 PM (24/FG)

174 It's going to be fun to watch him veto the budget.

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at November 05, 2014 03:06 PM (zauWW)

175 Real questions?

Shit someone kick me in the balls to wake me up.

Posted by: esch at November 05, 2014 03:06 PM (eEEbp)

176 We want your agenda stopped Obama!

PERIOD!!!!

Posted by: American Public at November 05, 2014 03:06 PM (WGm5T)

177 Huh?

@markknoller

Pres Obama says he may have "a naive confidence" that "at the end of the day," the American people will be better off.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 05, 2014 03:06 PM (a/+dP)

178 Yeah, minimum wage is all he's got.

Posted by: John Marston

And pretty soon it's all we'll get.

Posted by: Dang at November 05, 2014 03:07 PM (MNq6o)

179 My best friend said they were exploding heads on MSNBC!



Videos anyone?

Posted by: Carol at November 05, 2014 03:03 PM (sj3Ax)

Scanners!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHkvD7-u7y8


Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 05, 2014 03:07 PM (wtvvX)

180
Last mid-term was a shellacking, what do you call this?


As I said Republicans had a good night.


ok then.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 05, 2014 03:07 PM (1nB6R)

181 Who's the cute girl in the bottom middle of the 2nd compilation?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 05, 2014 03:07 PM (ColVC)

182 I am a single mom, so you gots to pay my bills? WTF

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 05, 2014 03:07 PM (0FSuD)

183 Pretty long-assed answer to that first question. It's like he bloviates to avoid questions from people off the list. I'm sure I'm just imagining that though.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 05, 2014 03:07 PM (1CroS)

184 Actually, Reggie takes up most of the space in here.

Posted by: obama's medicine closet at November 05, 2014 03:07 PM (Ld94a)

185


single mom

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 05, 2014 03:07 PM (IXrOn)

186 you'd think those opemly dismayed faces would Help the population realize They are arms of ONE party.
And that That would cause a little reflection on What they are hearing day after day.

Posted by: willow at November 05, 2014 03:07 PM (nqBYe)

187 Head Start doesn't work and has never worked.

Kyle Smith @rkylesmith
Obama refers to Head Start as something "we know works," suggesting he has not actually read any Head Start studies whatsoever.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 05, 2014 03:07 PM (ZPrif)

188 sock off

Posted by: Oschisms at November 05, 2014 03:07 PM (uqV2n)

189 American construction worker would like to ge the Keystone XL OK'd champ.

Posted by: Jukin at November 05, 2014 03:07 PM (WGm5T)

190 @70 Mikey NTH - Rail Against the Uncaring Universe at the Outrage Outlet!

golf clap... nicely played sir... well done

Posted by: Yip at November 05, 2014 03:07 PM (84SRe)

191

folks

stuff

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 05, 2014 03:08 PM (IXrOn)

192 But, no pics of Angrya Bitchell?

I flashed over to MSNBC just to enjoy the pain, but Angrya was talking and I couldn't stand looking at her and went back to CNN. CNN was surprisingly well mannered and mature. Methinks the new management has had a long talk with the kids and I couldn't find Candy Crowley anywhere on the show.

Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at November 05, 2014 03:08 PM (oDCMR)

193 Noah Rothman @NoahCRothman 2m
This is the feint for his dispirited left. Roads, bridges, infrastructure, pre-K; all impotent threats. No juice left in this WH.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 05, 2014 03:08 PM (ZPrif)

194 They don't send out a press release with every executive order


I am certain he spent the morning signing a bunch of them

Including amnesty

Posted by: thunderb at November 05, 2014 03:08 PM (Y1BnZ)

195 Amnesty.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2014 03:08 PM (FsuaD)

196

strengthen our border

lol

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 05, 2014 03:08 PM (IXrOn)

197 Time to pass a budget that satisfies all my fellow Democrats who got voted out...

Posted by: Barack Obama at November 05, 2014 03:08 PM (3VQsw)

198 Somebody's gotta pay for my 15 chilrun!

Posted by: John Marston at November 05, 2014 03:08 PM (/nR7C)

199 "What is best in life?"

"Crush your enemies. See them driven before you. Hear the lamentations of their Matthews."

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at November 05, 2014 03:08 PM (27KAF)

200 All those sad libtard faces....

Kinda warms my heart a bit...

Posted by: Steamboat McGoo at November 05, 2014 03:09 PM (UxXDV)

201 Here's what I want from this election. I want the term undocumented immigrants to die in a fire.

They are aliens here illegally thus we call them illegal aliens.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2014 03:09 PM (g1DWB)

202 Immigration.
This is not the highest priority issue by a long shot
But that's all he's mentioning - same old Dem issues, education, immigration, climate change, blah, blahblah.'

Gee, you think if those were important to Americans they would have voted Democrat!!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2014 03:09 PM (D/504)

203 Thank you, Tex Lovera!
I'm going to my computer to watch it.

Posted by: Carol at November 05, 2014 03:09 PM (sj3Ax)

204 Get STUFF done!

They will have ideas that I won't like and I probably won't listen to them.

I have ideas that they won't like and I will continually try to change their minds.

Now let's go out there and get STUFF done for the American people.

Posted by: Barry O at November 05, 2014 03:09 PM (zpZLP)

205 I love the focus on "single mom having trouble making ends meet at the end of the month"

Great. The only reason anyone trouble making ends meet at the "end of the month" rather than all teh time is because they exist entirely on gov't giveaways.

They get enough. Stop it.

Posted by: deadrody at November 05, 2014 03:09 PM (ufb3z)

206 Uuuuuhhhhh....

Greatest orator evah.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2014 03:09 PM (FsuaD)

207 strengthen our border


We don't want Stephan Harper sneaking down here, giving us rubes any funny ideas about taxation and economic development.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at November 05, 2014 03:09 PM (/kI1Q)

208 I am open to any republican proposal that I completely agree with. I'd like to go on to say that I hate republicans and any Americans that disagree with me.

Posted by: King Barky the Liar at November 05, 2014 03:09 PM (WGm5T)

209 Because all that construction money was never meant for construction, but for your political machine cronies!

Posted by: Mainah at November 05, 2014 03:09 PM (659DL)

210 and now obama is taking credit for oil production
And the wiped out economy that's dropped demand dramatically. You're welcome.

Posted by: president o'bumbles at November 05, 2014 03:09 PM (Ld94a)

211 My insurance (for me only - wifey covers her the kiddos) went from $85/mo to $190/mo for the PPO. They're trying to push us into a high-deductible plan w/ an HSA.

THANKS PREZNIT SCOAMF.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 05, 2014 03:09 PM (wtvvX)

212

workers who are undocumented

workers?
undocumented?
how that happen?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 05, 2014 03:09 PM (IXrOn)

213 so where's the Hitler in the Bunker video already?

Posted by: mallfly at November 05, 2014 03:09 PM (bJm7W)

214 We are not worthy of such a clean, articulate POTUS.

Posted by: Y-not at November 05, 2014 03:09 PM (9BRsg)

215 "folks"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2014 03:10 PM (FsuaD)

216 Oooh! Reporter sez "In 2010 you called the results a shellacking. What do you call this?"

heh
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2014 03:06 PM

I just told my wife it was a major ass f**king, she actually laughed

Posted by: Cicero Skip at November 05, 2014 03:10 PM (FIrEF)

217 Oooh! Reporter sez "In 2010 you called the results a shellacking. What do you call this?"

heh
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2014 03:06 PM

I just told my wife it was a major ass f**king, she actually laughed

Posted by: Cicero Skip at November 05, 2014 03:10 PM (FIrEF)

218 Obama's gonna find out that a press that finds him useless to the Leftist long march is an entirely different animal than the one he's used to dealing with.

Do I feel sorry for him?

My testes are so swollen I have to buy pudding at Costco. So no.

Posted by: Oschisms at November 05, 2014 03:10 PM (uqV2n)

219

there he goes

threatening executive action

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 05, 2014 03:10 PM (IXrOn)

220 I am a single mom, so you gots to pay my bills? WTF


Posted by: Nip Sip

Did someone seriously just ax that?

Posted by: Dang at November 05, 2014 03:10 PM (MNq6o)

221 I have made a point to never listen to him. I'm listening now. It's still painful.

Posted by: small town girl at November 05, 2014 03:10 PM (MKCin)

222 135 We are more than just red and blue states, Obama says. We are the United States.
_________________________

Bwahahahahahaha. And today, we're a lot more red than we ever were!

Embrace the suck, Barry! You wanted your policies on the ballot, and they were!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 05, 2014 03:10 PM (HvsPx)

223 Is it over? Did I miss it?
I hope there is a summary.

Posted by: Mackeral Politifactual at November 05, 2014 03:10 PM (aJTE2)

224 New 2015 o-care premiums.



Where are they?



Posted by: EC at November 05, 2014 03:10 PM (GQ8sn)

225 obama just dismissed this election as he slyly points out that 2/3 of voters did not vote yesterday.
Posted by: Pumpkin Spiced Flavored Soothsayer, All Knowing Being of (Approximate) Knowledge at November 05, 2014 02:53 PM (Fewwo)



Umm....correct me if I'm wrong, but a 33% voter turnout for a MIDTERM ELECTION is pretty damn high.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at November 05, 2014 03:10 PM (PZ6/M)

226 Gack what a bore.

This is the Obama that showed up in the first debate against Romney.

How the hell did this empty suit get elected twice?

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at November 05, 2014 03:11 PM (UZodw)

227 "I hope Barack O'Stalin doubles down on his assholishness."

Don't worry I will. The American people have let me donw.

Posted by: King Barky the Liar at November 05, 2014 03:11 PM (WGm5T)

228 Reach out and touch this dickwad.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2014 03:11 PM (g1DWB)

229 so where's the Hitler in the Bunker video already?
Posted by: mallfly at November 05, 2014 03:09 PM (bJm7W)

Haha, it's perfectly set up, too. Like the part where he'd say "don't worry, I have the Illinois and Michigan governors.....what? F*(#&^R!!!!"

Posted by: Mainah at November 05, 2014 03:11 PM (659DL)

230

Still acting the bully.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 05, 2014 03:11 PM (IXrOn)

231 I am laughing; Benedict Cumberbatch is officially engaged and internet is blowing up with tears and wails. Is not a good day to be an anglophile liberal woman! They must be beside themselves. Quick, the fainting couches!

Posted by: LizLem at November 05, 2014 03:11 PM (yRwC8)

232 by the way, odds that the Dems in the Senate will demand 50 percent of the staffing and funding?

Posted by: mallfly at November 05, 2014 03:11 PM (bJm7W)

233 169 Early childhood education -- sounds so harmless --- the left is still gunning for your kids.

Posted by: gracepmc at November 05, 2014 03:06 PM (rznx3)


That's how they get away with it. The lunkheads fall for it and then wake up one day and wonder what happened.

...and here we are.

Posted by: Gen Scott S. Walker, Third Army at November 05, 2014 03:11 PM (MHx26)

234 We are not worthy of such a clean, articulate POTUS.




You are so right. We can haz President Walker now?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 05, 2014 03:11 PM (i2eUa)

235 Did anyone ask Fredo why Scott Walker is so wonderful? Yes I'm cruel and creepy.

Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at November 05, 2014 03:11 PM (oDCMR)

236 NO DRAMA OBAMA

hysterical

Posted by: Bigby's Sock Removing Hands at November 05, 2014 03:11 PM (3ZtZW)

237 he said he's made an effort to be as bi-partison as possible. BWHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: small town girl at November 05, 2014 03:11 PM (MKCin)

238 Pathological narcissists gotta path and narse.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 05, 2014 03:11 PM (a/+dP)

239 He's "shown a lot of patience." Really, Sparky?

What a lying clown this silly little boy is.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2014 03:11 PM (FsuaD)

240 He has signed executive amnesty already. I would lay money on it

Posted by: thunderb at November 05, 2014 03:11 PM (Y1BnZ)

241 so business as usual... his way only....impeach him NOW

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl, 120 days until Spring Training at November 05, 2014 03:11 PM (u8GsB)

242
Uuuuuhhhhh....Greatest orator evah.
Posted by: Jane D'oh




"Whats most important to the American people right now... is, get stuff done."

What kind of stuff?

You know -- stuff stuff.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 05, 2014 03:11 PM (kdS6q)

243 203
Thank you, Tex Lovera!

I'm going to my computer to watch it.

Posted by: Carol at November 05, 2014 03:09 PM (sj3Ax)

Well, it's actually SCTV Farm Film Report, featuring their review of "Scanners". Which is just as good!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 05, 2014 03:11 PM (wtvvX)

244 Does this a**hole ever just give a simple answer under a minute? My god what a gas bag

Posted by: Cicero Skip at November 05, 2014 03:12 PM (FIrEF)

245
NO followups allowed Plebe!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 05, 2014 03:12 PM (1nB6R)

246
I have made a point to never listen to him. I'm listening now. It's still painful.


I thank those 'rons and 'ettes who are taking one for the team and actually watching him.

He spikes my ragemeter and I'm in a good mood, so not going to go there.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 05, 2014 03:12 PM (JtwS4)

247 Hey, I found the middle ground on immigration! It's called a border...

Posted by: t-bird at November 05, 2014 03:12 PM (3VQsw)

248 obama just announced that as soon as Steiner's attack comes, everything will be in order

Posted by: boogie in the bunker at November 05, 2014 03:12 PM (8CdUx)

249 On immigration, he's "Not going to just wait". Right. Because it's only been nearly three decades since the last immigration reform. We couldn't POSSIBLY wait another 3 months.

Posted by: deadrody at November 05, 2014 03:12 PM (ufb3z)

250 When's this schadenboner going to end...sigh.

Posted by: akula51 at November 05, 2014 03:12 PM (R5qgD)

251
The McConnell Reid Student Loan Relief Act of 2015.

Depressively plausible.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 05, 2014 03:00 PM (kdS6q

See #101

Posted by: Misantrhopic Humanitarian at November 05, 2014 03:12 PM (2Aj5D)

252 Really? He's talking like he's the parent to the Congress-child. Co-equal branches, MF'er.

Posted by: Mainah at November 05, 2014 03:12 PM (659DL)

253 Reporter sez "In 2010 you called the results a shellacking. What do you call this?"



Rape-rape.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 05, 2014 03:12 PM (i2eUa)

254 He seems to be handling the disappointment of his asskicking seeing as how he just heard about it in the papers.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2014 03:12 PM (g1DWB)

255 So Obama's plan is to whine like a little bitch and to threaten to go around Congress. Yeah, that'sz going to fly on Capitol Hill.

McConnell and Boehner might just start fucking with him just out of pique.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 05, 2014 03:12 PM (qcHBH)

256 we are more than red and blue states , we are the United States?


wow just wow, talk about a turn around from Those enemies, and obstructionists that don't care about people like You.

Posted by: willow at November 05, 2014 03:12 PM (nqBYe)

257 I won't say this in public but America most racist nation ever!!!

Posted by: King Barky the Liar at November 05, 2014 03:12 PM (WGm5T)

258 Strengthen our border with wider bridges!

Posted by: Barely Obama at November 05, 2014 03:13 PM (MNq6o)

259 HE'S TONE DEAF

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl, 120 days until Spring Training at November 05, 2014 03:13 PM (u8GsB)

260 In my time in office, I have presided over two stupendous electoral victories-nationwide, from the local to the state to Federal offices.

Posted by: President Barrack H. Obama at November 05, 2014 03:13 PM (Q9qpj)

261 The electorate, disappointed by both sides, gave the GOP their biggest hold in Congress since the 20's.

-Scrunt Reporter

Posted by: John Marston at November 05, 2014 03:13 PM (/nR7C)

262 Still running on Fox
Not worth watching

Posted by: Mackeral Politifactual at November 05, 2014 03:13 PM (aJTE2)

263 HOW DISAPPOINTED HE IS IN AMERICA?!?!?!

Posted by: Al Sharpton on MSNBC at November 05, 2014 03:13 PM (Rx8ML)

264 "I'm going to wake up every single day to" fuck over you wingnuts and this racissss country.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2014 03:13 PM (FsuaD)

265 Goodness he is full of s***. "I have worked hard everyday for the American people".

Posted by: small town girl at November 05, 2014 03:13 PM (MKCin)

266 I knew that he wouldn't be uttering the only words that I'm interested in hearing from him: "I resign". So why bother watching?

Posted by: Stu-22 at November 05, 2014 03:13 PM (vd4oB)

267 Dear Mr. President, why are is the public only blaming Democrats and not Republicans for not passing "comprehensive immigration reform?"

Paraphrased, but just barely.

Posted by: Oschisms at November 05, 2014 03:13 PM (uqV2n)

268 Just saw this on twitter, someone tell me it's a paraphrase because *interpretative dance of profanity*

"Send me a bill I can sign and those executive actions go away."

Posted by: alexthechick - I voted for SMOD at November 05, 2014 03:13 PM (mf5HN)

269
"You send me a bill that I sign, and those executive actions go away."




Nice congress you got here. Real shame if something terrible happened to it.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 05, 2014 03:14 PM (kdS6q)

270


" Benedict Cumberbatch is officially engaged"

John Travolta is also married.

He did that movie with Lily Tomlin, isn't that funny...two of the biggest gays in Hollywood pretending they aren't gay.

Like Barry pretending...





Posted by: Rev. Dr. Esp PhD Buzz Bunnies at November 05, 2014 03:14 PM (cNiT0)

271 How far up in priority is Barry's focus on ladyparts?

Posted by: Fritz at November 05, 2014 03:14 PM (UzPAd)

272 re 225:
Dems said the same in 1994: only about 51 percent of eligible voters voted and the Repubs only got a little over half, meaning the Repubs only got abut 26 percent of the vote, so they didn't really win.

Posted by: mallfly at November 05, 2014 03:14 PM (bJm7W)

273 Shame the weather isn't better for golf, he would cut this short if possible.

Posted by: Jean at November 05, 2014 03:14 PM (WFDFi)

274
He spikes my ragemeter and I'm in a good mood, so not going to go there.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 05, 2014 03:12

Totally agree with you. Thanks Team Moron for listening to the gas bag douche nozzle.

Posted by: Misantrhopic Humanitarian at November 05, 2014 03:14 PM (2Aj5D)

275 They're trying to push us into a high-deductible plan w/ an HSA.

I got one of those. The deductible shot up to more than half the amount I'm allowed to put into the HSA pre-tax.

My pinko cow-orkers were denouncing the $500 reward for not using tobacco--wah, Heather doesn't have to pay extra for drinking beer but I do because I smoke?--and not a single damn one of them understood that the bill Obama signed into law specifically called out tobacco users for higher premiums and The Company was just responding to that.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at November 05, 2014 03:14 PM (/kI1Q)

276 >>>HE'S TONE DEAF

Only his white half.

Posted by: Bigby's Sock Removing Hands at November 05, 2014 03:14 PM (3ZtZW)

277 "I've got a pen"

Posted by: willow at November 05, 2014 03:15 PM (nqBYe)

278 So the President thinks that yesterday's elections were a mandate for raising the national minimum wage?

Posted by: blaster at November 05, 2014 03:15 PM (Rx8ML)

279 Mein Fuehrer, der Angriff Steiners ist nicht gelungen.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 05, 2014 03:15 PM (JtwS4)

280 "I shall also speak of amnesty and climate change. Now do not expect any immediate executive action from me on these two subjects because of teh haters and the fact that I still have two years to milk all of the Hollywood and Wall Street money, but mostly because of the money. You didn't expect that I would give up on that gravy train yet, did you?"

President Barack "Pay to Play" Obama

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Rail Against the Uncaring Universe at the Outrage Outlet! at November 05, 2014 03:15 PM (hLRSq)

281 Kyle Smith @rkylesmith

Obama refers to Head Start as something "we know works," suggesting he has not actually read any Head Start studies whatsoever.

--

Results don't count. Only intentions. And chances at early childhood brainwashing.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 05, 2014 03:15 PM (tsGZY)

282 I, me, I I I I, me, my, as president, I I I I

blah blah blah

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2014 03:15 PM (FsuaD)

283 Did that reporter really just ask why he thinks voters are disappointed in both parties, but they punish democrats more than republicans?

D-E-N-I-A-L.

Posted by: Mainah at November 05, 2014 03:15 PM (659DL)

284 'Bipartisan group of senators'...almost all of which just got annihilated.

Posted by: esch at November 05, 2014 03:15 PM (eEEbp)

285 Just so you all know,

Better of economically means lower median income, double the food price, double the energy prices, three times the health care insurance costs, record number of people in poverty, twice the number of children in poverty, record low work force participation, double the price of gasoline,.....

I'd hate to think what Obama thinks is worse of economically.

Posted by: Jukin at November 05, 2014 03:15 PM (WGm5T)

286 Do you really think he will announce amnesty? He will just do it. I bet he did it this morning. Because of the election

Posted by: thunderb at November 05, 2014 03:15 PM (Y1BnZ)

287 The electorate, disappointed by both sides, gave the GOP their biggest hold in Congress since the 20's.
-Scrunt Reporter


Pro tip: When people are disappointed by two sides, they usually find a third way. Not give it back to a side that disappointed them.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 05, 2014 03:16 PM (i2eUa)

288 >>> now obama is taking credit for oil production

"And the wiped out economy that's dropped demand dramatically. You're welcome."

Don't forget us opening the taps on full to financially damage the U.S. domestic drilling industry.

Posted by: The House of Saud at November 05, 2014 03:16 PM (noWW6)

289 On immigration, he's "Not going to just wait".

He's been promising to "bypass Congress" for years now. What's different today?

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at November 05, 2014 03:16 PM (/kI1Q)

290 He's signed the amnesty bill. I can feel it.

Enjoy the suck, America.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2014 03:16 PM (FsuaD)

291 Posted by: willow at November 05, 2014 03:12 PM (nqBYe)

Just because I beat you up, call you names or just ignore you for months on end doesn't meant I don't love you.

Posted by: Branco Bama at November 05, 2014 03:16 PM (QlprU)

292 >>Just saw this on twitter, someone tell me it's a paraphrase because *interpretative dance of profanity*



"Send me a bill I can sign and those executive actions go away."


Yes. Yes, he did.
He's now telling us there's a cost to waiting. Say what now? Why do we have to deal with this NOW? *They* came here illegally, it's their problem. Send them home.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2014 03:16 PM (D/504)

293 270 " Benedict Cumberbatch is officially engaged"
-------------------------

to? Gabe?

Posted by: Misantrhopic Humanitarian at November 05, 2014 03:16 PM (2Aj5D)

294 Cicero Skip: "My god what a gas bag"

A) Issue avoidance tactic to eat up clock

B) Loves to hear himself talk

C) Both

For those playing at home, the answer is A and B but mostly C.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 05, 2014 03:16 PM (1CroS)

295 Damn if only the democrats had super majorities and the WH, they could have gotten something done on immigration.

Posted by: John Marston at November 05, 2014 03:16 PM (/nR7C)

296
First time I have watched him in 6 years. just to keep my shaden boned. He looks like he is going to cry.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 05, 2014 03:16 PM (1nB6R)

297 "I've got a pen"

Then run along and play in it. The adults are talking.

Posted by: Dang at November 05, 2014 03:16 PM (MNq6o)

298 I do like shellac - the wax-free variety is suitable for a number of woodworking situations.

Posted by: Finnish at November 05, 2014 03:16 PM (2Aj5D)

299 Bottom line: Watch me rebuild the democratic voter base through illegal immigrant executive order.

Posted by: USA at November 05, 2014 03:16 PM (m8hf7)

300
obama: Bend to my will and this whole checks and balances thing will work.

Posted by: Pumpkin Spiced Flavored Soothsayer, All Knowing Being of (Approximate) Knowledge at November 05, 2014 03:16 PM (Fewwo)

301 249 On immigration, he's "Not going to just wait".
____________________________________

LOL. That's funny, because back in 2009 when his party controlled both houses of congress, he could have passed any type of immigration law he wanted.

But he decided to wait.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 05, 2014 03:17 PM (HvsPx)

302 My prediction: he'll be playing a round of golf or five right after.

Posted by: Stu-22 at November 05, 2014 03:17 PM (vd4oB)

303 @281 - they 'know' head start works in the same way they 'know' global warming is killing polar bears.

It's a religion.

Posted by: JEM at November 05, 2014 03:17 PM (o+SC1)

304 They're trying to push us into a high-deductible plan w/ an HSA.

THANKS PREZNIT SCOAMF.


Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 05, 2014 03:09 PM (wtvvX)

I am on a HSA already and mine has more than doubled since Obamacide passed. Not only that but we got a notice yesterday that spouses would no longer be eligible as dependents for retirement health plans of current workers.

And they openly stated that these changes were brought about by Obamacare.

Posted by: Vic at November 05, 2014 03:17 PM (u9gzs)

305 Are you f'in kidding me?! "I also heard the 2/3 of you who didn't vote." I guess since his agenda took a beating he needs to listen to the folks who couldn't be bothered to make it to the polls.

Posted by: no good deed at November 05, 2014 03:17 PM (w3a0Z)

306 Worst presser ever.

Posted by: USA at November 05, 2014 03:17 PM (m8hf7)

307 295 Damn if only the democrats had super majorities and the WH, they could have gotten something done on immigration.
Posted by: John Marston at November 05, 2014 03:16 PM (/nR7C)

Ignoring 2006

Posted by: MikeH at November 05, 2014 03:17 PM (NfnJU)

308 Jeebus. Reporters have found their balls.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2014 03:17 PM (FsuaD)

309 "Mr. President, of all the SCOAMFs in the world, you're the SCOAMF-iest!"

Posted by: Lucy Van Pelt at November 05, 2014 03:17 PM (Pd9h2)

310 what a burn question

oh my

you've only met with mcconnell twice...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 05, 2014 03:17 PM (IXrOn)

311 ok I can't take anymore. One question though. He doesn't have his angry face on. What do you think they medicated him with?

Posted by: small town girl at November 05, 2014 03:17 PM (MKCin)

312 On immigration, he's "Not going to just wait".


How else are you going to 'Lead from Behind'?

Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2014 03:18 PM (Dm62q)

313 Folks are so disappointed with both parties and the constant gridlock, they pretty much voted for anyone with an -R after their name. Clearly, they want us to compromise and pass my agenda.

Posted by: President Barrack H. Obama at November 05, 2014 03:18 PM (Q9qpj)

314 He had to sign it before this new Congress is seated. I hope Cruz anticipated this

Posted by: thunderb at November 05, 2014 03:18 PM (Y1BnZ)

315 Ah geez--our Messiah is disappointed with me and the rest of the intellectually functioning part of American society. I'm destroyed by the idea!

Not really--my real Messiah died for my sins many centuries ago--and truth to tell, he's been disappointed with me as well.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at November 05, 2014 03:18 PM (wdHk6)

316 Ah geez--our Messiah is disappointed with me and the rest of the intellectually functioning part of American society. I'm destroyed by the idea!

Not really--my real Messiah died for my sins many centuries ago--and truth to tell, he's been disappointed with me as well.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at November 05, 2014 03:18 PM (wdHk6)

317 "I have worked hard everyday for the American people."

The back nine at Burning Tree in Bethesda? Man! That's HARD WORK. Don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise.

Posted by: torquewrench at November 05, 2014 03:18 PM (noWW6)

318 Not watching. How baked is he?

Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 05, 2014 03:18 PM (naUcP)

319 Everyday I'm asking myself: Are there things I can do better ?

Like putting, or driving, or maybe my sand game.

Posted by: deadrody at November 05, 2014 03:18 PM (ufb3z)

320 The electorate, disappointed by both sides, gave the GOP their biggest hold in Congress since the 20's.

-Scrunt Reporter

"I'm so mad at the both of you I'm only giving this super, wonderful gift to one of you!" Yeah, that makes no sense at all.

Posted by: Dang at November 05, 2014 03:18 PM (MNq6o)

321 Jeebus. Reporters have found their balls.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2014 03:17 PM (FsuaD)


they think he can't touch them now

lol

fools

someone is taking notes

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 05, 2014 03:18 PM (IXrOn)

322 Rachel Maddow has a slot, but even I wouldn't fill it.

Posted by: Lenda DumHand at November 05, 2014 03:18 PM (2Aj5D)

323 we can't wait on immigration as we have a Presidential election in 2 years and I know who I want to win.

Posted by: willow at November 05, 2014 03:18 PM (nqBYe)

324 Obama has got to work with McConnell and Boehner. Every member of Congress on his side of the aisle hates his guts now.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2014 03:19 PM (g1DWB)

325 "I need to put forward my best ideas."

No thanks, loser.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2014 03:19 PM (FsuaD)

326 I normally turn him off when he is on. However I now work from home and My wife has it on in the other room, and I just want to enjoy his loss

Posted by: Cicero Skip at November 05, 2014 03:19 PM (FIrEF)

327 311
ok I can't take anymore. One question though. He doesn't have his angry face on. What do you think they medicated him with?

Thorazine.

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at November 05, 2014 03:19 PM (XzRw1)

328 Mmmmmmmmm, Mmmmmmmmm. Let me taste those sweet, sweet tears Mika. Mmmmmmmm.

Posted by: maddogg at November 05, 2014 03:19 PM (xWW96)

329 I've done well not listening to him for a long time. I'm listening now and within .2 seconds, I'm reminded why I can't stand watching/listening to him.

Posted by: Mainah at November 05, 2014 03:19 PM (659DL)

330 >>>what a burn question



oh my



you've only met with mcconnell twice...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 05, 2014 03:17 PM (IXrOn)<<<



Uh oh. My life just got way more complicated.

Posted by: Jonathan Karl's accountant at November 05, 2014 03:19 PM (nlPax)

331 Stand by for Reid and the dems reimplementing the pre-democrat filibuster rules on the last day of the lame duck session.

Posted by: Reid is that much of a dick at November 05, 2014 03:19 PM (LbAHq)

332 You've interacted with McConnell TWICE you lying hack.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2014 03:19 PM (FsuaD)

333

he's groveling

lol

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 05, 2014 03:20 PM (IXrOn)

334 316 Posted by: Comanche Voter at November 05, 2014 03:18 PM (wdHk6)

Our Lightworker loves us despite our failing him.....

The Donk Lightworker hates us for his failure.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at November 05, 2014 03:20 PM (/4AZU)

335 re 281:
"Obama refers to Head Start as something "we know works," suggesting he has not actually read any Head Start studies whatsoever."

Depends on one's idea of "what works" -- more government spending always works for the Democrats when it sluices into union dues that support the Democrats.

Posted by: mallfly at November 05, 2014 03:20 PM (bJm7W)

336 If he does unilateral amnesty, he gets impeached in January. Probably not convicted and removed from office, but impeached.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at November 05, 2014 03:20 PM (y+NVD)

337 At this point I'd like nothing better than to see a bipartisan group of Senators - hell, you could probably find five or six Democrats to do it all by themselves - go into the Oval Office and cause the President to slip on a loose rug.

Posted by: JEM at November 05, 2014 03:21 PM (o+SC1)

338
Progs tears are like wine to me.

As for the Democratic operatives with bylines (aka "reporters"), seeing the monster they helped to create turn on them is just one more of the day's delights.

Posted by: Brown Line at November 05, 2014 03:21 PM (xgyfF)

339 He needs amnesty now for the election on 2016

Posted by: thunderb at November 05, 2014 03:21 PM (Y1BnZ)

340 I really do believe he's medicated.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2014 03:21 PM (FsuaD)

341 Sure would have been nice to hear these kinds of questions 6|4|2 FUCKING YEARS AGO.

Posted by: esch at November 05, 2014 03:21 PM (eEEbp)

342 Obama has got to work with McConnell and Boehner. Every member of Congress on his side of the aisle hates his guts now.


Unpossible.

Affirmative Action Jackson has a Race Card and his own set of rules.

Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2014 03:21 PM (Dm62q)

343 they 'know' global warming is killing polar bears.



The only thing to kill off a bunch of polar bears turns out to be a computer model.

Posted by: Dang at November 05, 2014 03:21 PM (MNq6o)

344 I'd watch him but, uh, I got to, I got to, I got to, uh, reprimer the jeep.

That's it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, International Double-Naught Cat Speculator at November 05, 2014 03:21 PM (0HooB)

345 I lost to this guy!

Posted by: Mitt Romney at November 05, 2014 03:21 PM (Ks4nX)

346 I love Jay Caruso's photo montage.

I didn't think about it until now, but I never noticed if Wendy from Texas did a concession speech. Did anyone catch that? Did Abortion Barbie cry?

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 05, 2014 03:21 PM (fnkKT)

347
Okay, I see what obama's doing here, and he's pulling it off.

This presser is being done to convey a single, simple message: Despite the Republicans having a good night at the polls, I am still in charge.

Posted by: Pumpkin Spiced Flavored Soothsayer, All Knowing Being of (Approximate) Knowledge at November 05, 2014 03:21 PM (Fewwo)

348 Listening to Prez. he sounds reasonable. Basically if the GOP will agree with all his ideas 100% then they can finally then get something done and he won't have to use executive action because he really doesn't want to do that but may have to because racism, et al. He also is getting just a teentsy weentsy bit frustrated with the questions by the bothersome press.

He keeps sighing...poor guy...questions. What a waste of his time.

I'm seeing beer summit with Mitch.

Posted by: Viv Savage at November 05, 2014 03:21 PM (HRo7B)

349
That dude did the triple question in one just to try and head off the no follow up.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 05, 2014 03:22 PM (1nB6R)

350 I can't stand to listen to the SCOAMF. Someone with a better temper than I will have to do it.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 05, 2014 03:22 PM (Pd9h2)

351 we can't wait on immigration as we have a Presidential election in 2 years and I know who I want to win.
Posted by: willow at November 05, 2014 03:18 PM (nqBYe)

"Not so fast - if the nominee is that pant-suited harridan from Arkantucky then no dice on the illegal immigration. Make sure she gets pushed to the curb once more and I'll get that amnesty done by 2016. And that's spelled O-b-a-m-a and yes, a couple more zeroes on that check will look lovely."

President Barack "I'll Pout Until I Get My Way" Obama

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Rail Against the Uncaring Universe at the Outrage Outlet! at November 05, 2014 03:22 PM (hLRSq)

352 He doesn't have his angry face on. What do you think they medicated him with?
_________________________

Reggie Love.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 05, 2014 03:22 PM (HvsPx)

353 My pinko cow-orkers were denouncing the $500 reward for not using tobacco--wah, Heather doesn't have to pay extra for drinking beer but I do because I smoke?
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at November 05, 2014 03:14 PM (/kI1Q)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Uh, yeah. Smoking kills you with lung cancer. Beer does not. Maybe you weren't clear on that.

Posted by: deadrody at November 05, 2014 03:22 PM (ufb3z)

354 He's developed a new tic. Lip smacking. As if he couldn't have another annoying trait.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2014 03:22 PM (FsuaD)

355 318 Not watching. How baked is he?
Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 05, 2014 03:18 PM (naUcP)

He's so baked (and I should know) that I sockpuppeted Jeff Spicoli earlier in this thread, telling Obama to put the bong down.

I give him this much, I'd have to ask the reporter to repeat the question mid answer if I was that baked.

Posted by: Oschisms at November 05, 2014 03:22 PM (uqV2n)

356 @289 HR braucht ein Bier

"What's different today?"

His handlers know he is a lazy git and put a boot into his ass as they are running out of time. It also says that as more of the fiasco that the dems have foisted on the public will become more widely known, and hated, they most know it lessens any chance of regaining power in 16'.

There are going to be call kind of EO dictats rolling out of DC the next 24 months.

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at November 05, 2014 03:22 PM (Jo2OL)

357 So no one asked Fredo what McConnell's ass tastes like?

Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at November 05, 2014 03:22 PM (oDCMR)

358 Is that the Hollyweird Squares?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 05, 2014 03:23 PM (W5DcG)

359 He doesn't have his angry face on. What do you think they medicated him with?


DC has legal weed now.

hehe...

Posted by: EC at November 05, 2014 03:23 PM (GQ8sn)

360 I really do believe he's medicated.


Posted by: Jane D'oh

Me too. Gobs of antidepressants is my guess.

Posted by: Dang at November 05, 2014 03:23 PM (MNq6o)

361 Why would he care if he was impeached as long as the amnesty stayed. Clinton was impeached. He will wear it like a badge of honor and act like he is Rosa parks

Posted by: thunderb at November 05, 2014 03:23 PM (Y1BnZ)

362 at the polls, I am still in charge.
Posted by: Pumpkin Spiced Flavored Soothsayer, All Knowing Being of (Approximate) Knowledge at November 05, 2014 03:2

You keep thinking that Special Snowflake Barry

Posted by: Misantrhopic Humanitarian at November 05, 2014 03:23 PM (2Aj5D)

363 325 "I need to put forward my best ideas."

No thanks, loser.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2014 03:19 PM (FsuaD)

He already did. They were complete losers and disasters.

Does he really think there's anything else in that flaccid tank?

Posted by: tcn in AK, almost at November 05, 2014 03:23 PM (g+qqc)

364 Heavy lids, phoning in a stump speech from 2012---oh, yeah, he's feeling no pain right now.

Posted by: farmersusie at November 05, 2014 03:23 PM (ydb8s)

365 But why would anyone expect an Obama presser to say anything but "I'm in charge and you better do what I want....because were all one America."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 05, 2014 03:23 PM (QlprU)

366 Nerdygirl, yes and yes.

Posted by: no good deed at November 05, 2014 03:23 PM (w3a0Z)

367 Goody. Iran is going to be our new BFF now. Sucks to be Israel.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2014 03:23 PM (FsuaD)

368 Question By Idiot reporter: Public is mad at both parties. Why are they only taking it out Democrats?

Answer: Don't believe your own propaganda, idiot.

Posted by: George Orwell at November 05, 2014 03:23 PM (1BQGO)

369 Obama is a clown show. Total fucking clown.

Posted by: Dan at November 05, 2014 03:24 PM (COpZ4)

370 MEDICATED GOO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMwK7lHFKic

Posted by: TRAFFIC at November 05, 2014 03:24 PM (Dm62q)

371 Running out the clockwith theIran question, blah blah blah

Posted by: MacGootbone at November 05, 2014 03:24 PM (t4bIp)

372 Watching. I keep getting the feeling that we've disappointed him.

Posted by: Soona at November 05, 2014 03:24 PM (/djdQ)

373 OK re the 2/3 not voting thing.... when I voted yesterday I pointed out my husbands exwife's name on the line before mine, then I got to point out my stepsons. They have not lived here in over 13 years. Was told that the state of KY cannot remove them from the voter rolls until they have registered elsewhere. My son told me that I am STILL listed in FL even though I havent lived there in 15 years, and I have made repeated attempts to make them remove me.
2/3 my flaming ass!

Posted by: FCF at November 05, 2014 03:24 PM (kejii)

374 Just so you know all those "ums", "ahhs", "errrrs", and "ands" are signs of my super human intelligence. It is no way a sign that I have no idea what i am doing.

Posted by: B. HEUSSEIN obama at November 05, 2014 03:24 PM (WGm5T)

375
He says he thinks Boehner and McConnell can work well together. "Im certainly going to be spending a lot more time with them now."




"Lunch is here! OK, who ordered the bucket of krill and who got the gallon of Walgreens brand vodka -- and a silly straw?"

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 05, 2014 03:24 PM (kdS6q)

376 Did Abortion Barbie cry?
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 05, 2014 03:21 PM (fnkKT)
____________

Yes she did, and I rolled my wheelchair around and splashed in her tears.

Posted by: Greg Abott at November 05, 2014 03:24 PM (HvsPx)

377 The only thing to kill off a bunch of polar bears turns out to be a computer model.



And penguins.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 05, 2014 03:24 PM (czBah)

378 After the presser he's going for a bowl of blow.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2014 03:25 PM (FsuaD)

379 I was happy to see Wendy Davis lose by 20 points. I never understood why it was closer. It is Texas by God. Even in Virginia which is a bright lavender state McDonnell beat his Democrat opponent by 19. Before he went to jail.

Posted by: blaster at November 05, 2014 03:25 PM (Rx8ML)

380 He's definitely on something. Speedball?

Posted by: oldgreyNCwoof at November 05, 2014 03:25 PM (aUQgu)

381
Why would he care if he was impeached as long as the amnesty stayed.
Clinton was impeached. He will wear it like a badge of honor and act
like he is Rosa parks

Posted by: thunderb at November 05, 2014 03:23 PM (Y1BnZ)

He would have been perfectly happy to wear both.

Posted by: President Barrack H. Obama at November 05, 2014 03:25 PM (Q9qpj)

382 So no questions on Iraqi Slave Girls and the poll that shows they don't blame Obama for their slavery and recent clitorectomy?

Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at November 05, 2014 03:25 PM (oDCMR)

383 Did the guy who feeds him his lines quit or call in sick or something?

This is terrible, even for him.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at November 05, 2014 03:25 PM (y+NVD)

384 "Obama has got to work with McConnell and Boehner. Every member of Congress on his side of the aisle hates his guts now."

Listening to the likes of Reps. Clyburn and Waters, he sure does still have the Congressional Black Caucus solidly on side. And they have a simple explanation for what happened.

Epic midterm losses? Worst in history? It's the KLAN, for sure!

Posted by: torquewrench at November 05, 2014 03:25 PM (noWW6)

385 So no questions on Iraqi Slave Girls and the poll that shows they don't blame Obama for their slavery and recent clitorectomy?

Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at November 05, 2014 03:25 PM (oDCMR)

386 I so wish he'd stop sucking his teeth. Man, that is ANNOYING!

Yes, I'm still listening so you don't have to.

Posted by: Bayou City at November 05, 2014 03:25 PM (zwwlF)

387 No, Iran does not have politics. They have a theocracy that rules with an iron fist.

But they do have centrifuges and they are spinning and they won't be stopped by your bullshit.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2014 03:26 PM (g1DWB)

388 It's not me, it's you.

Posted by: Barakhenaten I at November 05, 2014 03:26 PM (Dm62q)

389 Sucks to be Israel.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2014 03:23 PM (FsuaD)

I'm thinking Bibi doesn't really give two shits what President Pantload does.

Posted by: tcn in AK, almost at November 05, 2014 03:26 PM (g+qqc)

390 Watching. I keep getting the feeling that we've disappointed him.

Posted by: Soona

Like Hitler in his bunker.

Posted by: Dang at November 05, 2014 03:26 PM (MNq6o)

391
My son told me that I am STILL listed in FL even though I havent lived there in 15 years, and I have made repeated attempts to make them remove me.

No, but you have voted there!

Posted by: Florida SEIU at November 05, 2014 03:26 PM (JtwS4)

392 187 Head Start doesn't work and has never worked.

Kyle Smith @rkylesmith
Obama refers to Head Start as something "we know works," suggesting he has not actually read any Head Start studies whatsoever.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 05, 2014 03:07 PM (ZPrif)

Headstart has been in place for decades, and yet low income kids, including minorities, continue failing at a horrific rate. So let's do more of the same.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 05, 2014 03:26 PM (fnkKT)

393 On making Iran our new BFF ... they have been good and friendly .... so, yeah looking good. I mean, I Barack want to do it, but Iran -- complicated. Blah blah blah

Posted by: gracepmc at November 05, 2014 03:26 PM (rznx3)

394 "I have confidence in stopping Iran from getting a nuclear weapon." = "Iran is getting a nuclear weapon, you're welcome unworthy Americans."

Posted by: B. HEUSSEIN obama at November 05, 2014 03:26 PM (WGm5T)

395 377 The only thing to kill off a bunch of polar bears turns out to be a computer model.



And penguins.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 05, 2014 03:24 PM (czBah)

with bazookas

Posted by: MikeH at November 05, 2014 03:26 PM (zqzYV)

396 Hilarious! Did anyone else catch Bob Beckel repeatedly saying on the Fox election panel that Fairfax County in VA habitually "holds back" returns until late in the process? He even said HE did it when he managed a Democrat campaign there. I marveled that no one asked him to elaborate and explain why (other than manipulation or fraud) election officials would do such a thing.

Posted by: Bobhoss at November 05, 2014 03:26 PM (hTj13)

397 he's high--and I oughta know


and the Fox guy is shwacking him now



Posted by: Timothy Leary ( not dead ) at November 05, 2014 03:27 PM (8CdUx)

398 386 I so wish he'd stop sucking his teeth. Man, that is ANNOYING!

Yes, I'm still listening so you don't have to.
Posted by: Bayou City at November 05, 2014 03:25 PM (zwwlF)

I think I'd be happy if he would just quit sucking at all.

Posted by: tcn in AK, almost at November 05, 2014 03:27 PM (g+qqc)

399 "Ed Henry. I've missed you guys."

hahahahahahahahaha....wheeze...hahahahahahaha!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2014 03:27 PM (FsuaD)

400 Ooh, Ed Henry's questions are good!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2014 03:27 PM (D/504)

401
ahahaha

ed henry

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 05, 2014 03:27 PM (IXrOn)

402 McConnell says THREE have called him about switching sides.

King, Manchin....and my money is on Bill Nelson for the other.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 05, 2014 03:27 PM (659DL)

403 Who did he release from gitmo today


Had to be a top guy. He was at gitmo 13 years

Posted by: thunderb at November 05, 2014 03:27 PM (Y1BnZ)

404
ok, he's boring, turning it off, glad I skipped the first 6 years of his droning.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 05, 2014 03:27 PM (1nB6R)

405 Hahaha!

I'm so screwed now too.

Posted by: Ed Henry's accountant at November 05, 2014 03:27 PM (nlPax)

406 Ed Henry has a very large sack.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2014 03:27 PM (g1DWB)

407 So looks like amnesty will be Obama's revenge on America. Guess the head mule didn't learn anything from the 2x4 to the head. Hopefully there are still some sane people in the Donk party that learned something, or are at least scared of 2x4's now.

Posted by: George Orwell at November 05, 2014 03:28 PM (1BQGO)

408 Now he's going to tell us there is no clear definition of the word "winning".

Posted by: John Marston at November 05, 2014 03:28 PM (/nR7C)

409 'I missed you'

'I missed you too'

I heard a 'sweetcheeks' in there somewhere...

Posted by: esch at November 05, 2014 03:28 PM (eEEbp)

410 The electorate, disappointed by both sides, gave the GOP their biggest hold in Congress since the 20's.

Now if we could just get a Coolidge-esque president we'd be alright...

Posted by: brak at November 05, 2014 03:28 PM (Tj+s6)

411 Yes she did, and I rolled my wheelchair around and splashed in her tears.

Posted by: Greg Abott


bwhahahaaaaaaaa

Posted by: Yip at November 05, 2014 03:28 PM (84SRe)

412 I was happy to see Wendy Davis lose by 20 points.


Posted by: blaster

And the seat Davis left was won by a Tea Party gal!

I really do love that part.

Posted by: Dang at November 05, 2014 03:28 PM (MNq6o)

413 378 After the presser he's going for a bowl of blow.

_________________________

Now that he can afford it.

Thanks to a--holes like me.

Posted by: Mark Zuckerberg, a/k/a Facebook thief at November 05, 2014 03:28 PM (HvsPx)

414 @368 - When the 'public' is 'mad at both parties' they fail to note that some fraction of the 'public' is mad at the GOP because they've done little to stop this idiot from switching the country onto the track that goes off the cliff.

We don't want cooperation and bipartisanship with people like Reid and Obama. We want them stopped, utterly and completely.

Posted by: JEM at November 05, 2014 03:28 PM (o+SC1)

415 Ed Henry asks a tough question: What are YOU going to do differently?

Posted by: Bayou City at November 05, 2014 03:28 PM (zwwlF)

416 What I find really funny is this sudden desire for a AUMF against ISIS.

I get that the semi retired preznit wants to try and share blame for this, but it really doesn't matter what a AUMF says, the CIC gets all teh blame when military campaigns work, don't work, or sorta work but not well.

What he's NOT going to get is any kind of AUMF that codifies his retarded micromanaging by Susan Rice.

I can virtually guarantee that any AUMF will decidedly make it clear there will be no micromanaging by non-military jagoffs like Susan Rice.

Posted by: deadrody at November 05, 2014 03:28 PM (ufb3z)

417 Nice polar bear you got there....

Posted by: The Penguins at November 05, 2014 03:28 PM (WGm5T)

418 DDDDDDAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNN




Posted by: BumperStickerist at November 05, 2014 03:28 PM (4CVLy)

419 There's no recovering from the damage this fuckwit has caused.

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at November 05, 2014 03:28 PM (XzRw1)

420 If you look carefully, you can see Valerie Jarrett behind him with her hand up his ass.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2014 03:29 PM (FsuaD)

421 And you know that had to burn, Henry asking him why he's not more like Clinton. Sorry Ed, the IRS is calling.

Posted by: John Marston at November 05, 2014 03:29 PM (/nR7C)

422 Why would he care if he was impeached as long as the amnesty stayed. Clinton was impeached. He will wear it like a badge of honor and act like he is Rosa parks

-----

1. If he is impeached, you can bet there will be Dem cover. Amnesty is just as unpopular in a lot of Dem dsitricts as GOP ones.

2. He is not Rosa Parks.

Posted by: SH at November 05, 2014 03:29 PM (gmeXX)

423 368 Question By Idiot reporter: Public is mad at both parties. Why are they only taking it out Democrats?

Answer: Don't believe your own propaganda, idiot.

Posted by: George Orwell at November 05, 2014 03:23 PM (1BQGO)


Right? what a fucking stupid fawning question that was. "they hate both parties so why are they picking on you."

Prez...*sigh*

I hate the press.

Posted by: Viv Savage at November 05, 2014 03:29 PM (HRo7B)

424 His lame duck agenda

1. Close gitmo

2. Amnesty by EO. He does not want to share credit on that anyway

3. Deal with Iran

Posted by: thunderb at November 05, 2014 03:29 PM (Y1BnZ)

425
I watched the Anthony Bourdain thingie on Iran and it was surprising. Yes, it's a police state and a theocracy and a couple of the people he interviewed were subsequently arrested.

But the street scenes were not what I expected. Lots of young people, beardless, in Western dress having a good time with cars and motorcycles and looking normal.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 05, 2014 03:29 PM (JtwS4)

426 I bet Obama is wishing he'd paid attention during those briefings.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at November 05, 2014 03:30 PM (4CVLy)

427

Probably rubbed coke on his gums.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 05, 2014 03:30 PM (IXrOn)

428 I so wish he'd stop sucking his teeth.


Lucky teeth...

Posted by: Reggie Love at November 05, 2014 03:30 PM (MNq6o)

429
>>>I so wish he'd stop sucking his teeth. Man, that is ANNOYING!

Yes, I'm still listening so you don't have to.


Posted by: Bayou City at November 05, 2014 03:25 PM (zwwlF) <<<

Sssssso ssssssorry. Can't ssssstop it though, all the drugssssss have given me a bit of cotton mouth.

Posted by: SssssCOAMF at November 05, 2014 03:30 PM (nlPax)

430 I'm seeing beer summit with Mitch.
Posted by: Viv Savage at November 05, 2014 03:21 PM (HRo7B)


-----------------------------------------


A couple of rounds of golf will get Mitch in line.

Posted by: Soona at November 05, 2014 03:30 PM (/djdQ)

431 407 So looks like amnesty will be Obama's revenge on America. Guess the head mule didn't learn anything from the 2x4 to the head. Hopefully there are still some sane people in the Donk party that learned something, or are at least scared of 2x4's now.
Posted by: George Orwell at November 05, 2014 03:28 PM (1BQGO)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Well, take solace in the fact that however outrageous Obama's attempted executive action might be, the one thing he CANNOT do is make non-citizens into citizens. He can technically "legalize" the people that came here illegally, but his executive action will never allow any of these people to legally vote.

Posted by: deadrody at November 05, 2014 03:30 PM (ufb3z)

432 Obama refers to Head Start as something "we know works," suggesting he has not actually read any Head Start studies whatsoever.

It works. It gets more graft into the pockets of the teacher's unions. Did it have some other purpose?

Posted by: brak at November 05, 2014 03:30 PM (Tj+s6)

433 Has he told us what "his" government is going to pivot to next?

Posted by: Marmo at November 05, 2014 03:30 PM (QW+AD)

434
M-A-R-S, Mars bitches! Red Rocks!

http://youtu.be/N-NkX86uPI0


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 05, 2014 03:30 PM (kdS6q)

435 419 There's no recovering from the damage this fuckwit has caused.

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at November 05, 2014 03:28 PM (XzRw1)

Time to retconn the timeline

Posted by: MikeH at November 05, 2014 03:30 PM (zqzYV)

436 Just a flesh wound.

Posted by: President Barrack H. Obama at November 05, 2014 03:31 PM (Q9qpj)

437 Wow. He's stumbling and mumbling. Yeah, Val Jar shot him up with something.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2014 03:31 PM (FsuaD)

438 He won't sign amnesty. He's had lots of opportunities and hasn't done it yet.

I just wanna say how badly that it sucks, that I have a cold and can't really celebrate this. Why couldn't I have been sick in 2012?

Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 05, 2014 03:31 PM (Lqy/e)

439 because as I said at the outset (i.e. I saw this all coming) the iraqi, um what I also said was not um to SOLVE the entire Syria "situation" but to to help uh, responsible party ah that's ALWAYS been difficult

Christ, I drone on don't I

Posted by: barack obama as Augustus at November 05, 2014 03:31 PM (5DdVJ)

440 How baked is he?

Posted by: Brother Cavil

Like a pan of lasagna.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at November 05, 2014 03:31 PM (fk1A8)

441 Posted by: SssssCOAMF

Sock win of the day!

Posted by: Bayou City at November 05, 2014 03:31 PM (zwwlF)

442

He's not going to answer what he'll do different.

He is filibutsering now.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 05, 2014 03:31 PM (IXrOn)

443 Lots of young people, beardless, in Western dress having a good time with cars and motorcycles and looking normal.

Well, I have it on good authority that there are No Homosexuals there. none.

So, they've got that going for them.

Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2014 03:31 PM (Dm62q)

444 . Mush From The Wimp.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at November 05, 2014 03:31 PM (4CVLy)

445 "*choke*
every single day he's looking at how to do things better

lol

no, he's looking for his golf ball"

He's trying to get rid of the slice from his long game, and his hitch on the green- that's the very nature of looking at how to do things better.

Give the man some credit- the Secret Service is fucking tired of searching for his Titleists...

Posted by: Fringe at November 05, 2014 03:31 PM (oWl4T)

446 @27 torquewrench

"You have to figure Obama has a medicine closet."
Obama has experience being in closets. <cough>

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at November 05, 2014 03:31 PM (Jo2OL)

447 "*choke*
every single day he's looking at how to do things better

lol

no, he's looking for his golf ball"

He's trying to get rid of the slice from his long game, and his hitch on the green- that's the very nature of looking at how to do things better.

Give the man some credit- the Secret Service is fucking tired of searching for his Titleists...

Posted by: Fringe at November 05, 2014 03:31 PM (oWl4T)

448 He needs that sign language dude from South Africa up there. I have no fucking idea what he's saying. There are words and sentences but he's not saying a damn thing.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2014 03:32 PM (g1DWB)

449 Man are we getting tired of this dumbass abusing us so often....AND NO it is not a sign of intelligence.

Posted by: Uhhs, Ahhs, and Errrrs at November 05, 2014 03:32 PM (WGm5T)

450 I watched the Anthony Bourdain thingie on Iran and
it was surprising. Yes, it's a police state and a theocracy and a couple
of the people he interviewed were subsequently arrested.

But
the street scenes were not what I expected. Lots of young people,
beardless, in Western dress having a good time with cars and motorcycles
and looking normal.

Posted by: Bandersnatch

It reminded me of an idiot visiting the Soviet Union in the 1970s. It was staged propaganda if you ask me.

Posted by: Reggie Love at November 05, 2014 03:32 PM (MNq6o)

451 Does he not have a clue how badly things are going against ISIS?

Jeeze Louise. Someone get the hook.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2014 03:32 PM (FsuaD)

452 Let's go swimming!!!

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 05, 2014 03:33 PM (WGm5T)

453 Val Jar shot him up with something.


He's had a few injections, already, today.

Posted by: Reggie Love at November 05, 2014 03:33 PM (Dm62q)

454 Imagine being in a classroom and lectured to by a monatone, rambling professor.

Posted by: oldgreyNCwoof at November 05, 2014 03:33 PM (aUQgu)

455 Posted by: SH at November 05, 2014 03:29 PM (gmeXX

They won't impeach him, even if he fucks one of his daughters on national tv. He's the first black president. He is untouchable. The GOPe will put up with him for 2 years. They have no balls. But, if they are playing for 2016 they won't impeach him either.

Posted by: Misantrhopic Humanitarian at November 05, 2014 03:33 PM (2Aj5D)

456 I see Obama is making the same old bluff, either pass some immigration or I will go it alone.

Posted by: SH at November 05, 2014 03:33 PM (gmeXX)

457 >>>he's groveling

We're gonna trump you on that. We won.

Posted by: Bigby's Sock Removing Hands at November 05, 2014 03:33 PM (3ZtZW)

458

He's not budging.
What did anyone expect?

He's on his own more than ever now.

No Harry Reid to hide behind.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 05, 2014 03:33 PM (IXrOn)

459 And you know that had to burn, Henry asking him why he's not more like Clinton.

Sorry Ed, the IRS is calling.




Gonna be some wicked wake-ups when the MFM finds out the have a place at the wall.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 05, 2014 03:33 PM (czBah)

460 King, Manchin....and my money is on Bill Nelson for the other.

Hmmm, that's interesting.

Nelson was BMOC down here as long as NASA was going well. Now that they've become the Department of Flying Carpets, he's been pretty much irrelevant.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, International Double-Naught Cat Speculator at November 05, 2014 03:33 PM (0HooB)

461 People laugh when Trump tweets that Obama is a psycho, but I think it is true. Fits the definition perfectly. He is clearly mentally unstable and unable to deal with reality.

Posted by: Dan at November 05, 2014 03:34 PM (COpZ4)

462 "I don't have any further political aspirations."

Lol. Thanks, idiot.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2014 03:34 PM (FsuaD)

463 They won't impeach him, even if he fucks one of his daughters on national tv. He's the first black president. He is untouchable.

---

If he goes full scale executive amnesty, he will be impeached. But I don't expect that, so I don't expect him to be impeached.

Posted by: SH at November 05, 2014 03:34 PM (gmeXX)

464 Love seeing the stress faces. Now can we make them have permanent Migraines?

Posted by: Kafiroon at November 05, 2014 03:34 PM (oOXKj)

465 Headstart has been in place for decades, and yet low income kids, including minorities, continue failing at a horrific rate. So let's do more of the same.
_______________________________

Not just that, but the federal government's OWN studies have concluded repeatedly that Head Start -- which costs taxpayers billions of dollars every year --provides negligible benefits to the kids who participate, and even those few benefits disappear completely by the time the kid reaches 3rd grade.

So basically, taxpayers are dumping billions of dollars into this program every year, just so low-income kids can do a tiny bit better in the first and second grade than they otherwise would have.

It's an idiotic waste of money.

Posted by: Reality at November 05, 2014 03:34 PM (HvsPx)

466 deadrody: "He can technically 'legalize' the people that came here illegally, but his executive action will never allow any of these people to legally vote."

So, you still hate immigrants? We HAVE to allow them to vote or else we're meanies. How ever will we reach the moderate voters?

Posted by: Comprehensive Immigration Reformers at November 05, 2014 03:34 PM (1CroS)

467 Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at November 05, 2014 02:50 PM (oDCMR)

Speaking of which, a few liberals have been straying off the plantation. I'm thinking of Alan Dershowitz, Rob Lowe, and Jon Lovitz.
I'm starting to wonder if Dershowitz is really a liberal.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 05, 2014 03:34 PM (fnkKT)

468

lol, he's low balling the goal posts

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 05, 2014 03:34 PM (IXrOn)

469 Welcome to the club, buddy.

Posted by: Herbert Hoover at November 05, 2014 03:34 PM (Q9qpj)

470 OH, The Won can't imagine what he would change b/c he wants to wait and avail the GOP the opportunity to come forward and propose what they'd do different.

WHAT A COMPLETE ASSHOLE!!

Posted by: Yip at November 05, 2014 03:34 PM (84SRe)

471 Let me guess, Barry is going to take another vacation.

Posted by: dantesed at November 05, 2014 03:34 PM (88xKn)

472 is tha beeotch still talkin'?

Posted by: BCUZ thanks bye, ok? at November 05, 2014 03:34 PM (ucB75)

473 Let me be clear, I'm the President, and the rest of you can go fuck yourselves.

Posted by: Barack Obama at November 05, 2014 03:35 PM (ZPrif)

474

obamacare
hoo boy

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 05, 2014 03:35 PM (IXrOn)

475 He's high as a kite.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2014 03:35 PM (FsuaD)

476 The Syria Situation as described by Foster Brooks.

Posted by: farmersusie at November 05, 2014 03:35 PM (ydb8s)

477 L-A-M-E D-U-C-K

Say it...... Say it...... Say it again.
(repeat for 24 months)

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at November 05, 2014 03:35 PM (R5UOB)

478 454 Imagine being in a classroom and lectured to by a monatone, rambling professor.
Posted by: oldgreyNCwoof at November 05, 2014 03:33 PM (aUQgu)

3 years of law school is exactly like this, except a little more coherent. Thank God I didn't go when I was younger. Classroom internet saved my sanity.

Posted by: Oschisms at November 05, 2014 03:35 PM (uqV2n)

479 Headstart has been in place for decades, and yet low income kids,
including minorities, continue failing at a horrific rate. So let's do
more of the same.


You know it's not about kids, right? It's about funneling money to adults.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at November 05, 2014 03:36 PM (/kI1Q)

480 Obama is making me look smart right now.

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 05, 2014 03:36 PM (WGm5T)

481 >>>Speaking of which, a few liberals have been straying
off the plantation. I'm thinking of Alan Dershowitz, Rob Lowe, and Jon
Lovitz.

I'm starting to wonder if Dershowitz is really a liberal.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 05, 2014 03:34 PM (fnkKT)<<<


Have you seen how often I've been on RedEye lately? *wink*

Posted by: Alan Dershowitz at November 05, 2014 03:36 PM (nlPax)

482 He's high as a satellite.

Posted by: dantesed at November 05, 2014 03:36 PM (88xKn)

483 Re: Head Start

Check out Valerie Jarrett's mom's wikipedia entry: Barbara T. Bowman.
She's been in the early childhood education racket for decades. *That's* why he's such a big supporter. His peeps like Bowman and Ayers have been priming this progressive indoctrination pump for most of their careers.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2014 03:36 PM (D/504)

484 "You guys want to spread out your news a little bit. You don't want it all in just one big bang. Hahaha." Oh, you are so funny Mr. President. They have to jump on you like a chicken on a June bug because you don't do press conferences. They just aren't any fun.

Posted by: no good deed at November 05, 2014 03:36 PM (w3a0Z)

485 He won't sign a repeal of Barkycrap.

Yeah, that "healthcare" law you shoved down our throats is working out swimmingly.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2014 03:36 PM (FsuaD)

486
Well, it looks like McConnell's first test will be the matter of obama's new attorney general.

Posted by: Pumpkin Spiced Flavored Soothsayer, All Knowing Being of (Approximate) Knowledge at November 05, 2014 03:36 PM (Fewwo)

487 You have to admit, Maddow looks much better with the glasses."

I tried on every pair I own. None of them helped.

Posted by: torquewrench at November 05, 2014 02:58 PM (noWW6)Winning

Posted by: Rice Pringles at November 05, 2014 03:36 PM (6/J77)

488

These lines he is drawing are real, compared to his red lines.

He sounds like he will back down on some things...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 05, 2014 03:36 PM (IXrOn)

489 476 The Syria Situation as described by Foster Brooks.

Posted by: farmersusie at November 05, 2014 03:35 PM (ydb8s)


I'd rather have Foster Brooks as president than this fucking dickhead.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 05, 2014 03:36 PM (oFCZn)

490 Let me guess, Barry is going to take another vacation.


Posted by: dantesed

To Disney World. He'd feel right at home in Fantasy Land.

Posted by: Dang at November 05, 2014 03:36 PM (MNq6o)

491 "... certainly lines ima gonna draw..." YEAH, POWDER UP YER NOSE

Posted by: BCUZ thanks bye, ok? at November 05, 2014 03:37 PM (ucB75)

492 Is this the gloating thread?

*gloat, gloat, gloat*

They all are.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 05, 2014 03:37 PM (42ZuN)

493 President McSwagger looks like he's loaded up on 'ludes and meth.

Posted by: Fritz at November 05, 2014 03:37 PM (UzPAd)

494 Speaking of which, a few liberals have been straying
off the plantation. I'm thinking of Alan Dershowitz, Rob Lowe, and Jon
Lovitz.

----

Is this evidence in support of my hypothesis that the Democrat party is the Whig party on the precipice of collapse?

Posted by: SH at November 05, 2014 03:37 PM (gmeXX)

495 I believe Barry has an extended overseas trip planned

Posted by: Rice Pringles at November 05, 2014 03:37 PM (6/J77)

496 452 Let's go swimming!!!
Posted by: Joe Biden at November 05, 2014 03:33 PM (WGm5T)
________________________

Remember what I told you: no swimming for the first month (and don't dip your head in the pool, 'cuz the chlorine will turn the blonde dye green).

Posted by: Joe Biden's hair transplant doctor at November 05, 2014 03:37 PM (HvsPx)

497 C'mon Headstart works - it prepares young children to accept their life's fate of living in cells and responding to bells. Poll our prisons - you will see it works.

Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at November 05, 2014 03:38 PM (oDCMR)

498 The law works.

Liar

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 05, 2014 03:38 PM (IXrOn)

499 Can this stuttering motherf###### just send us a written address for the SOTU?

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at November 05, 2014 03:38 PM (Q9qpj)

500 He wants the ACA to "work better."

"The law works." Tell that to business owners like my husband, who can barely afford to keep his employees insured now.

*bangs head on desk*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2014 03:38 PM (FsuaD)

501 The petulant bOykingbama is lying through his teeth as usual. No wonder he is sucking on them so hard...

Posted by: Hillary McBush at November 05, 2014 03:38 PM (s+71B)

502 Shove it down his throat. Veto after veto after veto.

If it works why did you delay announcement of the premium increases goat-molester?

Posted by: esch at November 05, 2014 03:38 PM (eEEbp)

503 ObamaCare: The law works!

Said no one but Obama.

Posted by: Bayou City at November 05, 2014 03:38 PM (zwwlF)

504 TFG is delusional. Obamacare is working. Sure it is sparky. Sure it is.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 05, 2014 03:38 PM (Nfq2V)

505 He must be high as all fuck if he's saying that insurance costs have come down.

Posted by: John Marston at November 05, 2014 03:38 PM (/nR7C)

506 Asshole. "The affordable care act WORKS"

Right. Unless you want to keep your doctor, keep your plan, or save the promised $2500 per year.

Posted by: deadrody at November 05, 2014 03:38 PM (ufb3z)

507 Took a peek over at Little Green Fuktards. They are in full meltdown mode. The comments are priceless...Charles is probably out back bashing the shit out of his bicycle with a big bag of Cheetos

Posted by: tbd at November 05, 2014 03:38 PM (drH6i)

508 Those montages are great, especially the rpoundup. It's like Hollywood Squares for Democrat-enabling media whores.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at November 05, 2014 03:38 PM (Y92Nd)

509 I'm not watching but seriously, does he sound high?

You know a little something something before show time?

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 05, 2014 03:38 PM (A98Xu)

510 @373 OK re the 2/3 not voting thing.... when I voted yesterday I pointed out my husbands exwife's name on the line before mine, then I got to point out my stepsons. They have not lived here in over 13 years. Was told that the state of KY cannot remove them from the voter rolls until they have registered elsewhere. My son told me that I am STILL listed in FL even though I havent lived there in 15 years, and I have made repeated attempts to make them remove me.
--------------------

Even registering elsewhere might not work. When I moved out of my parents' place and updated my registration in Orange County, CA, my parents (in Los Angeles County) *still* kept getting sample ballots for me. That didn't stop until I moved back to LA County and updated my registration again.

Posted by: junior at November 05, 2014 03:38 PM (UWFpX)

511 WHen Obama says saving $180 billion in medicare costs he means that we CUT $180 billion from medicare. Slight difference.

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 05, 2014 03:38 PM (WGm5T)

512 "The law works." Tell that to business owners like my husband, who can barely afford to keep his employees insured now.

Given that that's what it was designed to do...it does seem to be working.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at November 05, 2014 03:39 PM (/kI1Q)

513 Reality: "It's an idiotic waste of money."

One man's waste is another man's payday.

Posted by: Teachers' Unions and Dept. of Ed. at November 05, 2014 03:39 PM (1CroS)

514 Oh, Obamacare is Mitt Romney's fault. Well, at least he isn't blaming Bush.

Posted by: no good deed at November 05, 2014 03:39 PM (w3a0Z)

515 Romney? Did he just say Romney

Checks Card

BINGO!

Posted by: BumperStickerist at November 05, 2014 03:39 PM (4CVLy)

516 Speaking of which, a few liberals have been straying

off the plantation. I'm thinking of Alan Dershowitz, Rob Lowe, and Jon

Lovitz.



Posted by: nerdygirl

I think Rob Lowe has been conservative for quite a while.

Posted by: Dang at November 05, 2014 03:39 PM (MNq6o)

517

ROMNEY!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 05, 2014 03:39 PM (IXrOn)

518 Wow... the fucktard went there.... well, based on Massachusetts... Mitt Romney....

Posted by: Yip at November 05, 2014 03:39 PM (84SRe)

519 And so ends this Cult of Personality.

Posted by: MostlyRight at November 05, 2014 03:39 PM (SRArp)

520 Wrap it up, Blather Boy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2014 03:39 PM (FsuaD)

521 >>TFG is delusional. Obamacare is working. Sure it is sparky. Sure it is.

Working so damn well he had to gag insurers leading up to this election. Couldn't let them share the 2015 policy hikes.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2014 03:40 PM (D/504)

522 Romney.

Drink.

Posted by: esch at November 05, 2014 03:40 PM (eEEbp)

523 alright i found myself quacking at the President.
(lame duck)

i apologise

Posted by: willow at November 05, 2014 03:40 PM (nqBYe)

524

He used Romney as a reason to NOT take out the individual mandate.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 05, 2014 03:40 PM (IXrOn)

525 My evil for the day: I just posted a GIANT picture of Mia Love on my FB feed, along with Tim Scott, Joni, and Elise. I titled it "Good news from last night we can all be happy about-- a greater diversity in DC" and proceeded to list their accomplishments and party affiliation.

To their credit, some of my lib friends have liked the post, but I'm pretty sure they might have just seen Mia's braids flyin' and figured she was acceptable.

Posted by: Filly at November 05, 2014 03:40 PM (6O2H2)

526 Wow, didn't last night teach him that no one believes him anymore? He can't just make shit up. "The law works." Not if you want to keep the plan you like or your doctor or your paycheck.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at November 05, 2014 03:40 PM (Y92Nd)

527 465 Headstart has been in place for decades, and yet low income kids, including minorities, continue failing at a horrific rate. So let's do more of the same.
_______________________________

Not just that, but the federal government's OWN studies have concluded repeatedly that Head Start -- which costs taxpayers billions of dollars every year --provides negligible benefits to the kids who participate, and even those few benefits disappear completely by the time the kid reaches 3rd grade.

So basically, taxpayers are dumping billions of dollars into this program every year, just so low-income kids can do a tiny bit better in the first and second grade than they otherwise would have.

It's an idiotic waste of money.
Posted by: Reality at November 05, 2014 03:34 PM (HvsPx)


Some people will just never believe that, wholly unaware, of course, that the goal is leftist control of the child mind.

If we just do it right this time.........

Idiots.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at November 05, 2014 03:40 PM (MHx26)

528

omg I hate this guy

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 05, 2014 03:40 PM (IXrOn)

529 Whatever he's on kicked in big time a few minutes ago. He doesn't know when to STFU.

"Premiums are lower" You lying liar.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2014 03:41 PM (FsuaD)

530 'Super well', 'triple checking'

Ohhhhh...triple-checking. Well that'll fix everything then.

Posted by: esch at November 05, 2014 03:41 PM (eEEbp)

531 Best question ever: You met with Mitch McConnell 2 or 3 times since you took office. If he becomes Senate leader do you plan to meet with him more?

Posted by: Sonnyspats at November 05, 2014 03:41 PM (XYKz+)

532 507 Posted by: tbd at November 05, 2014 03:38 PM (drH6i)


GODDAMNIT! Gnat Sliver said we had a demographically locked permamajority!

//Jharles Chonson

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at November 05, 2014 03:41 PM (/4AZU)

533 We'll get the website right "this time".

*chuckles from the cheer-leading squad*

Posted by: Bayou City at November 05, 2014 03:41 PM (zwwlF)

534 YES! Major Garrett, "If you do miss us, might I humbly suggest we do this every week."

Posted by: no good deed at November 05, 2014 03:41 PM (w3a0Z)

535 The law works, which is why so many Democrats who were up for election will soon be free to spend more time with their families. You're welcome.

Posted by: President Barrack H. Obama at November 05, 2014 03:41 PM (Q9qpj)

536 My candidate was Braley. I need to turn him into Ernst.

No idea if it's even possible.

Posted by: Truman North, Moron Emeritus at November 05, 2014 03:41 PM (7Oo+W)

537 I hope someone asks him if he still finds his job enchanting.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2014 03:41 PM (g1DWB)

538 King just said he isn't switching. So, there's that. Maine sucks.

Posted by: L, elle at November 05, 2014 03:41 PM (2x3L+)

539 Where is my fucking money???

Posted by: Tom Steyer at November 05, 2014 03:41 PM (ZPrif)

540 Shit just got real. He's looking at an audit.

Posted by: no good deed at November 05, 2014 03:42 PM (w3a0Z)

541 W>>>rap it up, Blather Boy.

Got 'stuff' to do

/bum rush

Posted by: Bigby's Sock Removing Hands at November 05, 2014 03:42 PM (3ZtZW)

542 'triple checking'

Is he talking about the IRS harassing conservatives now?

Posted by: Dang at November 05, 2014 03:42 PM (MNq6o)

543 Blaming Romney?

Geezo Pete, Romney lost and he gets the blame?

Please please please break the "logjam" in the US Senate and pass a dozen bills a day, and send them to Barkey.

Let him use his veto crayon on them.

Posted by: WhyMe at November 05, 2014 03:42 PM (l9mF2)

544 Major Garrett has one of his tiny balls intact.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2014 03:42 PM (FsuaD)

545 Barack would like you to know that he will now let you eat cake.

Posted by: --- at November 05, 2014 03:42 PM (MMC8r)

546 #528 Artisanal
ditto

Posted by: farmersusie at November 05, 2014 03:42 PM (ydb8s)

547 Even Major Garrett is ripping Obama.

Yep, the honeymoon is definitely over.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at November 05, 2014 03:42 PM (y+NVD)

548 I wish one of the self preserving White House reporters would ask him, "Mr President. As a constitutional scholar, what portion of the Constitution permits you the authority for an EO concerning immigration which overrides current federal law?"

Posted by: Golfman in NC at November 05, 2014 03:42 PM (wVWRM)

549 The Aflac trivia question is...what the f@ck was this press conference about again?

Posted by: ed gibbon at November 05, 2014 03:42 PM (5DdVJ)

550 King has a voting record to the left of the avg Dem Senator. He had a 0% Heritage score. He's a left-winger.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 05, 2014 03:42 PM (ZPrif)

551

Working so damn well he had to gag insurers leading up to this election. Couldn't let them share the 2015 policy hikes.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2014 03:40 PM


if only someone had brought that up

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 05, 2014 03:42 PM (IXrOn)

552 Major Garrett just crushed Obama: paraphrased, "Hey, how about more of these press conferences, Mr. Transparent?"

Obama is handling this exactly as expected.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 05, 2014 03:42 PM (1CroS)

553
sven, out of curiosity, if you know, what was Nate Slither's last prediction?

Posted by: Pumpkin Spiced Flavored Soothsayer, All Knowing Being of (Approximate) Knowledge at November 05, 2014 03:42 PM (Fewwo)

554 540 Posted by: no good deed at November 05, 2014 03:42 PM (w3a0Z)

Eh maybe....the GOP can win a lot of goodwill giving the IRS some proctology instruction.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at November 05, 2014 03:43 PM (/4AZU)

555 From the online feed comments of MSNBC site:
"You
should love all the accomplishments President Obama cleaned-up and
gained in his 6 years or did you forget how bad things were with Bush?"
BUHUHAHAHAHA! MU HU HA HA HA HA!
KOOL-AID! STAT!!

And yes, I do think the SCOAMF is toasted! And buttered! All juked up fo' da speechifyin!

Posted by: BCUZ thanks bye, ok? at November 05, 2014 03:43 PM (ucB75)

556 538
King just said he isn't switching. So, there's that. Maine sucks.

Posted by: L, elle at November 05, 2014 03:41 PM (2x3L+)

The bribes weren't good enough

Posted by: A dude in MI at November 05, 2014 03:43 PM (o2Jt2)

557 And if Mitt Romney jumped off a bridge, I suppose you would, too???

Posted by: My Mother's Voice at November 05, 2014 03:43 PM (MMC8r)

558 Good news. He's going to finish his presser by telling them that they can now have a piece of fried chicken.

One piece. And no slaw.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2014 03:43 PM (g1DWB)

559 Immigration reform. That's all he's got.

His drugs are slowing his speech down now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2014 03:43 PM (FsuaD)

560 Gee, this guy takes responsibility for 0

Posted by: kmac at November 05, 2014 03:43 PM (8FjcG)

561 "They have to jump on you like a chicken on a June bug because you don't do press conferences."

Stealing that, thanks.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at November 05, 2014 03:43 PM (Y92Nd)

562 Affordable Care Act - well, let's see, of the three doctors I've visited since everything started coming down, one is retiring this December, and two have quite a significant amount of paperwork hanging around their offices explaining that they do NOT take in-network ACA plans, period.

Posted by: JEM at November 05, 2014 03:43 PM (o+SC1)

563 It must be nice to be able to go through life knowing that none of your failures are your fault.
I wish that all the democrats that lost would get together and tell Obama to grow the f**k up.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 05, 2014 03:44 PM (fnkKT)

564 516 Speaking of which, a few liberals have been straying

off the plantation. I'm thinking of Alan Dershowitz, Rob Lowe, and Jon

Lovitz.

Posted by: nerdygirl

-------------

I think Rob Lowe has been conservative for quite a while.
Posted by: Dang at November 05, 2014 03:39 PM (MNq6o)


So, do I. He likes to work.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at November 05, 2014 03:44 PM (MHx26)

565 Obama is making it hard for me to NOT sound like a typical liberal who lashes out emotionally about an opposing politician.

But the lying is getting really bold, just opposite world.

He's a liar. Period. And a dumb one who reads what he's told.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 05, 2014 03:44 PM (A98Xu)

566 "Whatever he's on kicked in big time a few minutes ago."

Yep. He was dull and lethargic at first, now he's chirpy and peppy.

So, he probably took the methamphetamine in pill form rather than injecting it ala JFK.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at November 05, 2014 03:44 PM (y+NVD)

567 "Whatever he's on kicked in big time a few minutes ago."

Yep. He was dull and lethargic at first, now he's chirpy and peppy.

So, he probably took the methamphetamine in pill form rather than injecting it ala JFK.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at November 05, 2014 03:44 PM (y+NVD)

568 Barack 0bama is a fucking cocksucker!

Posted by: Al Swearengen at November 05, 2014 03:44 PM (aq1j4)

569 @425 But the street scenes were not what I expected. Lots of young people, beardless, in Western dress having a good time with cars and motorcycles and looking normal.
-----------------

Iran's in an odd place. Yeah, the clerics are in charge. And they have their thugs. And a certain percentage of the population wears blinkers and supports them. But there are also a lot of people who know that the country is extremely screwed up, and that changes need to be made.

Obama had the chance to maybe help that along with the Green protests that took place shortly after he took office. Predictably, this was the one group of popular demonstrations in an Islamic nation that he completely and blatantly ignored.

Posted by: junior at November 05, 2014 03:44 PM (UWFpX)

570 Well I'm sure one of their ideas will not be to trainload in small diseased children...

Posted by: kmac at November 05, 2014 03:44 PM (8FjcG)

571 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXysRO11Xi8

Posted by: Mackeral Politifactual at November 05, 2014 03:44 PM (aJTE2)

572 553 Posted by: Pumpkin Spiced Flavored Soothsayer, All Knowing Being of
(Approximate) Knowledge at November 05, 2014 03:42 PM (Fewwo)

He got his calls mostly soprta right...barely.

There is a reason he went shitfit over the donk bias it made him look dumb.

http://fivethirtyeight.com/interactives/senate-forecast/

He said "76%"

I'd say "fuck you"

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at November 05, 2014 03:45 PM (/4AZU)

573 King just said he isn't switching. So, there's that. Maine sucks.

Posted by: L, elle at November 05, 2014 03:41 PM (2x3L+)

Some fucking independent. Glad KS didn't fall for Whoreman's BS. He's a GD Democrat.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at November 05, 2014 03:45 PM (Y92Nd)

574 Obola, our #SCOAMF, is a legend in his own mind...

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 05, 2014 03:45 PM (bie+g)

575

He loves to push EO's in our faces.
Bully monster.
Threats.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 05, 2014 03:45 PM (IXrOn)

576 Tea Leaves!!

You got your ass kicked and you need a decoder ring to figure that out?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2014 03:45 PM (g1DWB)

577 We have less illegal immigrants entering now than 5 or 10 years ago ??!?!??

WTF planet is this moron living on?

Posted by: deadrody at November 05, 2014 03:45 PM (ufb3z)

578 Oh cool we have fewer illegals coming in now then 5 ,10 or twenty years ago. Nice good job Preezy O bumblefuck

Posted by: Sonnyspats at November 05, 2014 03:45 PM (XYKz+)

579 And that's what we got after Snowe retired. Start looking for a primary challenger for Collins, or we'll lose that one, too.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at November 05, 2014 03:46 PM (Y92Nd)

580 Obama omitted immigration reform from his list of three things for Congress to get done.

Luis Gutierrez either (1) just slit open a vein; or (2) is laughing his ass off in anticipation of Decemnesty.

Posted by: Doc Occam at November 05, 2014 03:46 PM (Xv7f/)

581 Heavy-lidded eyes, whistling sounds, sucking sounds, slow speech.

Wow. Just wow.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2014 03:46 PM (FsuaD)

582 He just doesn't get it. I hate this fucking prick. Do what I want or else, that is his message.

Posted by: Chris Vaughn at November 05, 2014 03:46 PM (W46Oy)

583 Yep, the honeymoon is definitely over.


The barackhenatening is inevitable.

Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2014 03:46 PM (Dm62q)

584 Posted by: Filly at November 05, 2014 03:40 PM (6O2H2)


LOL!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 05, 2014 03:46 PM (6P3Qb)

585 And I know she isn't up for another six years.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at November 05, 2014 03:46 PM (Y92Nd)

586 Here he is taking credit for Keystone!!!!

Posted by: Sonnyspats at November 05, 2014 03:46 PM (XYKz+)

587 King just said he isn't switching. So, there's that. Maine sucks.

Posted by: L, elle at November 05, 2014 03:41 PM (2x3L+)


probably got a bigger bribe from the dems

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 05, 2014 03:46 PM (IXrOn)

588 "I don't want to try to read the tea leaves on the results of the lectionaries." I'll do it for ya sparky. You got your ass kicked. You're welcome.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 05, 2014 03:46 PM (Nfq2V)

589 Obamacare works? Only if you realize its goal was not to fix health care but to increase Dem power and keep them in office until death..

Wait, it didn't even do that! Once this sinks in, maybe some donks will start looking for a way out of the mess they created.

Posted by: George Orwell at November 05, 2014 03:46 PM (1BQGO)

590 Jeez. Now he's getting giggly.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2014 03:47 PM (FsuaD)

591 In other words " I'm just going to sit on my ass, and go play golf, and pass the buck on the pipeline" -

Posted by: kmac at November 05, 2014 03:47 PM (8FjcG)

592 So Keystone is in one of his F*cking processes

Posted by: oldgreyNCwoof at November 05, 2014 03:47 PM (aUQgu)

593 Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2014 03:46 PM (FsuaD)

Can you imagine how fucked up he got last night? Probably didn't sleep.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at November 05, 2014 03:47 PM (Y92Nd)

594 Manchin is far more likely to join the Republicans than King.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at November 05, 2014 03:47 PM (y+NVD)

595 THEN WHO WAS MANDATE?

Posted by: Mitt Romney at November 05, 2014 03:47 PM (Ks4nX)

596 Keystone would carry oil out of the Bakken in ND and Montana. That's US oil, Barky.

Posted by: RokShox at November 05, 2014 03:47 PM (w101k)

597

oh, he is dissing Canada

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 05, 2014 03:47 PM (IXrOn)

598 Yeah, umm, that Canadian oil would got to oil refineries in America, and employ, you know, Americans. Cockholster.

Posted by: no good deed at November 05, 2014 03:47 PM (w3a0Z)

599 Importing less oil. Despite his dumbass.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at November 05, 2014 03:47 PM (wVWRM)

600 Lectionaries? I blame it on autocorrect and booze, but mostly booze.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 05, 2014 03:47 PM (Nfq2V)

601 573 Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at November 05, 2014 03:45 PM (Y92Nd)

Good the GOP should move Portsmouth's assets to Charleston.

Play some fucking hardball for a change

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at November 05, 2014 03:47 PM (/4AZU)

602 Obama taking credit for energy production in US.

Gdammit. I'm going to borrow one of AtC's ragestrokes now.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 05, 2014 03:47 PM (1CroS)

603 "524 He used Romney as a reason to NOT take out the individual mandate.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 05, 2014 03:40 PM (IXrOn)"

When Romney line-item vetoed BOTH the individual AND the employer mandate when the bill reached his desk.

"Don't take out the individual mandate because Romney *did*"?

There's a fucking winning argument, fo sho.

Posted by: Fringe at November 05, 2014 03:48 PM (oWl4T)

604 @467 I'm starting to wonder if Dershowitz is really a liberal.
----------------

Dershowitz is pro-Israel. He even wrote a book about it called "The Case for Israel". It's a good read, btw.

So he's always been a bit off the reservation as far as the Libs are concerned. Not sure how much I'd read into that.

Posted by: junior at November 05, 2014 03:48 PM (UWFpX)

605 Thanks to the fact there are no jobs, we have fewer illegals coming than 5, 10 or 20 years ago. In other words, there are no employment opportunities even for the jobs Americans won't do. You're welcome.

Posted by: President Barrack H. Obama at November 05, 2014 03:48 PM (Q9qpj)

606 Shep Is going to be so sad he didn't get to felate dear leader after his presser.

Posted by: John Marston at November 05, 2014 03:48 PM (/nR7C)

607 After Reid sat on everything for the last 2 years, not letting a single house sponsored bill see the light of day - suddenly the on air talent at MSDNC are concerned about "getting stuff done".
??

F OFF!

Posted by: ethos at November 05, 2014 03:48 PM (t9c06)

608 Now taking credit for energy - What's that you say about Wind Power, Bio Fuels and Solar? Oh - "it's doing well" - not we pissed away millions to my cronies...hmmmm

Posted by: kmac at November 05, 2014 03:48 PM (8FjcG)

609 Oh, sure. You have to look at these ideas like they are all brand spanking new.

Posted by: no good deed at November 05, 2014 03:48 PM (w3a0Z)

610 366 Nerdygirl, yes and yes.
Posted by: no good deed at November 05, 2014 03:23 PM (w3a0Z)

Good. Hope it ends up on youtube.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 05, 2014 03:48 PM (fnkKT)

611 Attracting manufacturing. "Because locating here means you get lower energy costs." The EPA laffs and laffs. And a higher corporate tax rate, you raving loon.

He's getting into a dustup with Major Garrett. hee

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2014 03:48 PM (FsuaD)

612 Hail to the Choom.

Posted by: --- at November 05, 2014 03:48 PM (MMC8r)

613 363 325 "I need to put forward my best ideas."

You did...and got pimp smacked, you pimp.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at November 05, 2014 03:49 PM (MHx26)

614 Go Major!

Posted by: Mainah at November 05, 2014 03:49 PM (659DL)

615 Yeah. Fuck this scumbag.

When is the GOP going to defund the EPA, NEA. NRLB, TSA, and the fucking IRS?

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at November 05, 2014 03:49 PM (XzRw1)

616 Obama is making a good case that his 2012 victory was the best thing that could happen to the GOP.

Posted by: SH at November 05, 2014 03:49 PM (gmeXX)

617 Why don't the natives just build a fucking refinery on the border, already?!

The Blackfeet could be raking right now.

Oil Money >Casino Money

Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2014 03:49 PM (Dm62q)

618 Obama cannot control his inner asshole at this point.

His temperament is showing.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 05, 2014 03:49 PM (1CroS)

619

He's "interested in pursuing ideas" 6 years later.

liar

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 05, 2014 03:49 PM (IXrOn)

620 Oh, and thanks Ace for the montage of frowny faces. A video compilation would've been nice too, but somebody will come along with one soon.

And the Downfall video, too.

I still can't understand what possessed that Rachel Maddow fellow's parents to give him that name.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, International Double-Naught Cat Speculator at November 05, 2014 03:50 PM (0HooB)

621 When will this insufferable jerk just shut up and leave? I realize I could turn off the TV, but I want to wait for Cavuto.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 05, 2014 03:50 PM (tsGZY)

622 He thinks people are going to fall for the "shovel ready jobs" bullshit again.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at November 05, 2014 03:50 PM (y+NVD)

623 HE WAS SUCKING HIS TEETH!!! HIS FUCKING TEETH!!!

Posted by: SHEP! at November 05, 2014 03:50 PM (MNq6o)

624 Ouch! "Your party rejected you."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2014 03:50 PM (FsuaD)

625

yup, he's stoned of some sort

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 05, 2014 03:50 PM (IXrOn)

626 Nobody is laughing at his jokes. This is pathetic.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2014 03:50 PM (g1DWB)

627 Gaah! I'm not sure I can list to him keep saying "I've already answered that".

Posted by: Bayou City at November 05, 2014 03:50 PM (zwwlF)

628 Those photos: Sunday afternoon visiting hours at Happydale Sanitarium.

Posted by: Doc Occam at November 05, 2014 03:50 PM (Xv7f/)

629 Clock's ticking on the meltdown, now.

I've waited 6 years.

Posted by: esch at November 05, 2014 03:50 PM (eEEbp)

630 My fellow Americans, I am so baked.

Posted by: --- at November 05, 2014 03:50 PM (MMC8r)

631 Let me put my disappointment in you.

Posted by: fluffy at November 05, 2014 03:51 PM (Ua6T/)

632 Wonder what Valerie is up to?

Posted by: kmac at November 05, 2014 03:51 PM (8FjcG)

633 DRUDGE REPORT @DRUDGE_REPORT 2m
Former Communists from East Germany set to return to power... http://drudge.tw/1GquHnj

Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 05, 2014 03:51 PM (ZPrif)

634 Obama cannot control his inner asshole at this point.

His temperament is showing.



Reggie will push that back in after the presser.

Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2014 03:51 PM (Dm62q)

635

not just a lame duck
a lame human being

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 05, 2014 03:51 PM (IXrOn)

636 Now he's like I can't run again damn if I only had more time...

Posted by: Sonnyspats at November 05, 2014 03:51 PM (XYKz+)

637

What team?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 05, 2014 03:51 PM (IXrOn)

638 Give it time and pressure on the King guy in ME. Specter took 6 mos after the 2008 election to put on his running shoes.

Posted by: farmersusie at November 05, 2014 03:51 PM (ydb8s)

639 Fuck this guy

Posted by: Hundreds of voted-out-of-office Democrats at November 05, 2014 03:51 PM (Q9qpj)

640 Someone, please slide him a plate of waffles.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 05, 2014 03:51 PM (tsGZY)

641 For those of you holding out for VA, don't. It's over. Ace's call may have been a little to early for my taste, but he got it right. The GOP just needs to move a few percentage points of the urban vote and they will be back in business statewide in VA. The rural and suburban (minus Fairfax co) vote is ruby red.

Posted by: Czar Peter -- Czar of Spades at November 05, 2014 03:51 PM (LUHc/)

642
You know what?

I just now realized that we're 3/4 done suffering under obama.

Posted by: Pumpkin Spiced Flavored Soothsayer, All Knowing Being of (Approximate) Knowledge at November 05, 2014 03:52 PM (Fewwo)

643 Who is the TV personality that looks like Pajama Boy-middle of the bottom row?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 05, 2014 03:52 PM (QlprU)

644 I bet that "leg" is feeling pretty flaccid these days.

Posted by: Lisa at November 05, 2014 03:52 PM (obl0X)

645 A friend of ours is a Milwaukee teacher. She was boohooing on facebook that now that Walker is gov (again) It will be the end of public education as we know it, and maybe her job.

I don't know anything about what Walker has been up to in the past few years, but does anyone know what she is talking about?

Posted by: Bruce at November 05, 2014 03:52 PM (zHziM)

646 Positive influence in every corner of the world...

Posted by: Sonnyspats at November 05, 2014 03:52 PM (XYKz+)

647 He just wants to make this world a better place. Seriously, you guys.

Posted by: no good deed at November 05, 2014 03:52 PM (w3a0Z)

648 He's incapable of shutting up now. And he's smacking his lips.

teh drugs

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2014 03:52 PM (FsuaD)

649 629 Posted by: esch at November 05, 2014 03:50 PM (eEEbp)

Feb he has a total meltdown when Keystone gets passed over his veto....

Probably add in fast tracking refineries.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at November 05, 2014 03:52 PM (/4AZU)

650 They won't impeach him, even if he fucks one of his daughters on national tv. He's the first black president. He is untouchable. The GOPe will put up with him for 2 years. They have no balls. But, if they are playing for 2016 they won't impeach him either.
Posted by: Misantrhopic Humanitarian at November 05, 2014 03:33 PM (2Aj5D)

I wouldn't bet the farm on that. There's a bunch of dirt on him. Bring on the show trials and get this party started.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at November 05, 2014 03:52 PM (Y92Nd)

651 Bennet in Colorado would be my first guess to switch to team R. Up for reelection in 2016.

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at November 05, 2014 03:52 PM (zauWW)

652 Is he still going ?

Posted by: Rice Pringles at November 05, 2014 03:52 PM (6/J77)

653

I'm telling you he has already signed the docs

1. Amnesty

2. Close GITMO

3. Deal with Iran

Posted by: ThunderB at November 05, 2014 03:52 PM (zOTsN)

654 Wonder what Valerie is up to?

Posted by: kmac at November 05, 2014 03:51 PM (8FjcG)


pushing the electric shot button, sending bolts up his ass every so often - when he begins sounding like a dick

notice, it's often

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 05, 2014 03:52 PM (IXrOn)

655 Customer service better? Try leaving your politics at home, showing up and actually doing your job, and stop spending money like drunken monkies, that would be a start.....

Posted by: kmac at November 05, 2014 03:52 PM (8FjcG)

656 My fellow Americans, does my bullshit still work on you?ff

Posted by: --- at November 05, 2014 03:52 PM (MMC8r)

657 Maybe Marie Harf could do the presser and give BO a break. Or Jen Psaki. At least we could see them do their hair control.

Posted by: oldgreyNCwoof at November 05, 2014 03:52 PM (aUQgu)

658 Why don't the natives just build a fucking refinery on the border, already?!



The Blackfeet could be raking right now.



Oil Money >Casino Money

Posted by: garrett


No on want fuck 'em oil field worker. Cocktail waitress with meth habit? Heep big fuck 'em.

Posted by: Chief Black Jack at November 05, 2014 03:52 PM (MNq6o)

659 Oh please no - just go play golf instead, like you've been doing

Posted by: kmac at November 05, 2014 03:53 PM (8FjcG)

660 "Better ways veterans can access care."

*rage headache*

After it took my kid eight fucking months to get in for an injury.

*seething hate*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2014 03:53 PM (FsuaD)

661 What a bunch of miserable America-hating bastards.

Posted by: Erowmero at November 05, 2014 03:53 PM (go5uR)

662 His temperament is showing.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 05, 2014 03:49 PM (1CroS)
**********

And a first-class one it is, at that, old bean. Well, off to the Quonsimeppanic Club for the Ancestorally Privileged. Muffy and Bitsy promised to attend Chip's graduation from his Advanced Yachting class.

Posted by: Christopher Buckley at November 05, 2014 03:53 PM (vgIRn)

663 >>Obama cannot control his inner asshole at this point.

Yup. Joking about the Obamacare web site. As if this colossal failure didn't wast billion plus dollars and f*ck up a lot of people's lives - sick people who lost coverage thanks to the crappy site and the crappy plans available to them.
But yeah, ha ha, the site will be triple-checked, ha ha ha.
What an a$$.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2014 03:53 PM (D/504)

664 This dork is lucky if he doesn't go to prison. He is whistling past the grave yard!

Posted by: Sonnyspats at November 05, 2014 03:53 PM (XYKz+)

665 My Fellow Americans, I am federalizing the Doritos industry.

Posted by: --- at November 05, 2014 03:53 PM (MMC8r)

666 I'm mentally casting the SCOAMF in the Fritz Weaver role of "The Obsolete Man." Why do you suppose that is?

Posted by: Keith Arnold at November 05, 2014 03:53 PM (iIzG7)

667 You really don't want people asking all those questions, Barry. You really don't.

Because the answer to all of them is "no".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at November 05, 2014 03:54 PM (y+NVD)

668
"Have we done something about climate change?"

That's like asking if we've done something about the weather.

Posted by: Pumpkin Spiced Flavored Soothsayer, All Knowing Being of (Approximate) Knowledge at November 05, 2014 03:54 PM (Fewwo)

669 what an asshole this guy is . . . any bets on whether he's been heavily sedated for this?

Posted by: Peaches at November 05, 2014 03:54 PM (ncAtG)

670 I'm up for bending Angus King right over. Say goodbye to your porky naval base.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 05, 2014 03:54 PM (qcHBH)

671 Posted by: Bruce at November 05, 2014 03:52 PM (zHziM)

***********
Don't know but perhaps teachers in WI can be fired now with cause.

But I also heard or saw elsewhere that he oked a raise for teachers too.

Posted by: gracepmc at November 05, 2014 03:55 PM (rznx3)

672 I love talking to ordinary people, it's amusing

Posted by: kmac at November 05, 2014 03:55 PM (8FjcG)

673 "I love campaigning." No shit, fuckwit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2014 03:55 PM (FsuaD)

674
Every single thing obama just listed as a mark of his presidency has become worse since he's been ruling.

Posted by: Pumpkin Spiced Flavored Soothsayer, All Knowing Being of (Approximate) Knowledge at November 05, 2014 03:55 PM (Fewwo)

675 "I love campaigning." No shit

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 05, 2014 03:55 PM (Nfq2V)

676 Instead of drinking, the new game is guessing what the witless fucking pretend-a-preezy is on.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at November 05, 2014 03:55 PM (Y92Nd)

677 I have committed the unpardonable sin of visiting numerous liberal rags from the NYtimes to Mediamatters to Democraticunderground.

The tears, the recriminations, the cheap rationalizations, the denial....

It was a glorious indulgence.

God forbid I mistook that Hell for Heaven, and cleanse me of those websites.

Posted by: Terry at November 05, 2014 03:55 PM (D4+RX)

678 So what are terms gonna be of his secret deal with Iran.

Iran gets the bomb and we get ... what?

Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 05, 2014 03:55 PM (ZPrif)

679 DOJ made a dump yesterday of fast and furious docs. Holder blinked..

Posted by: Sonnyspats at November 05, 2014 03:56 PM (XYKz+)

680 Posted by: Bruce at November 05, 2014 03:52 PM (zHziM)

Accountability should be feared.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at November 05, 2014 03:56 PM (wVWRM)

681 He killed off the public sector unions in Wisc. Including the teacher's union.

You can still belong to a union, but they can't siphon dues out of your check against your will any more.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at November 05, 2014 03:56 PM (y+NVD)

682 He killed off the public sector unions in Wisc. Including the teacher's union.

You can still belong to a union, but they can't siphon dues out of your check against your will any more.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at November 05, 2014 03:56 PM (y+NVD)

683 I just now realized that we're 3/4 done suffering under obama.

If he's the lame dick duck I'm hoping he'll be, it'll be more like we're 13/16ths done suffering.

Issa or whoever they appoint to watch TFG's ass will be needing some reinforcements. I'd go so far as to have a team of pages with video cameras following him around collecting evidence for the lawsuits I'd be planning on filing against his worthless, illegal ass.

But that's just me.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, International Double-Naught Cat Speculator at November 05, 2014 03:56 PM (0HooB)

684 kmac: "Wonder what Valerie is up to?"

Prepping morphine drips.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 05, 2014 03:56 PM (1CroS)

685 He's still rambling?

Someone cut his mic.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 05, 2014 03:56 PM (oFCZn)

686 Pentagon staff pulling hair out

Posted by: oldgreyNCwoof at November 05, 2014 03:56 PM (aUQgu)

687 678 Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 05, 2014 03:55 PM (ZPrif)


to be declared a Muslim country by their Imams?

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at November 05, 2014 03:56 PM (/4AZU)

688
I'm surprised he didn't mention how he killed osama bin laden.

Posted by: Pumpkin Spiced Flavored Soothsayer, All Knowing Being of (Approximate) Knowledge at November 05, 2014 03:56 PM (Fewwo)

689 drymouth?

Posted by: Mainah at November 05, 2014 03:56 PM (659DL)

690

This chump has been given everything in his entire fucked up life. He's never worked, or done anything.

And it's racist to point this shit out?

Ever notice the results of Affirmative Action, how shitty they are, but how they just seem to continue and continue?

Just look at this asshole.

He is the result of our society giving shit to people for free. A scammer.




Posted by: Rev. Dr. Esp PhD Buzz Bunnies at November 05, 2014 03:56 PM (cNiT0)

691 peace in our time

worked so well before

Posted by: ThunderB at November 05, 2014 03:56 PM (zOTsN)

692 That's like asking if we've done something about the weather.


Posted by: Pumpkin Spiced Flavored Soothsayer

Put this LED light bulb in your lamp, step outside and tell me it's not cooler.

Posted by: Dang at November 05, 2014 03:56 PM (MNq6o)

693 So what are terms gonna be of his secret deal with Iran.



Iran gets the bomb and we get ... what?

Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 05, 2014 03:55 PM (ZPrif)


One of your red states gets the opportunity to be the first test site.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at November 05, 2014 03:57 PM (+H/11)

694

end this
please

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 05, 2014 03:57 PM (IXrOn)

695 His answer to what it means for his administration and presidency when Democrats wanted him to stay away:

"I've gotten plenty of attention"

WTF?! Such a bullshit artist.

Posted by: deadrody at November 05, 2014 03:57 PM (ufb3z)

696 I'm up for bending Angus King right over. Say goodbye to your porky naval base.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 05, 2014 03:54 PM (qcHBH)

He can drop the g from his first name by the time they get done with him.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at November 05, 2014 03:57 PM (Y92Nd)

697 oh

and the ability for the JEF to say he created peace in the ME

Posted by: ThunderB at November 05, 2014 03:57 PM (zOTsN)

698 He's still at it.....?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 05, 2014 03:57 PM (LA7Cm)

699 I was starting to think that my hatred of TFG was unreasonable, but this presser tells me I'm good.

Posted by: no good deed at November 05, 2014 03:57 PM (w3a0Z)

700 I would not be at all surprised for him to develop a "health issue" that conveniently requires that he resign.

I don't think he can take being unpopular for two more years. The man needs constant adulation to survive.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at November 05, 2014 03:58 PM (y+NVD)

701 Yesterday, we painted the map rep. Yesterday wasn't just a wave; it wasn't just a tsunami. Yesterday was the Red Wedding episode from "Game of Thrones," and the SCOAMF has just been told that the Lannisters send their regards.

Posted by: Keith Arnold at November 05, 2014 03:58 PM (iIzG7)

702 >>"Wonder what Valerie is up to?"

Coordinating a massive, "unexpected" hard drive failure that will ensure that any Congressional or Senate hearings will turn up jack shiite.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2014 03:58 PM (D/504)

703 Oh crap. They have Obama on instead of Judge Judy?
Now I'm really pissed.
Get back to the golf course, you nitwit.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 05, 2014 03:58 PM (fnkKT)

704 Bennet is a party hack and knows the demographics are going. The D's way in CO; he'll not switch

Manchin might, because he can read demo data too and isn't a hack.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 05, 2014 03:58 PM (qcHBH)

705

You know it's going bad when he goes "nostalgic" about how great he was.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 05, 2014 03:58 PM (IXrOn)

706 Awwwww, turns out, no one had your back Barack. They stayed home and ate the fried chicken Michelle OK'd anyway.

Posted by: kmac at November 05, 2014 03:58 PM (8FjcG)

707 The people who are dissatisfied with him at this point aren't going to have that changed by this speech.

He's fucked up a lot and can't even admit any of it. I think this performance could drive his approval down even further.

Posted by: --- at November 05, 2014 03:58 PM (MMC8r)

708 Like dead people, illegals . . .

Posted by: Peaches at November 05, 2014 03:58 PM (ncAtG)

709 When he comes down from whatever he's on, he's going to sleep through the rest of the week.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2014 03:58 PM (FsuaD)

710 Obama's next Executive Order: Compulsory voting.

Posted by: Mainah at November 05, 2014 03:58 PM (659DL)

711 He's just gonna keep on trying to talk his way out of it, huh?

Posted by: tom_06060 at November 05, 2014 03:59 PM (eZ6OX)

712 699 Posted by: no good deed at November 05, 2014 03:57 PM (w3a0Z)

If Sean Connery can hate Trebek I get to hate SCOAMF....

http://youtu.be/Bdt9Piq5s0g

Sean Connery Telling a Joke

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at November 05, 2014 03:59 PM (/4AZU)

713 I had fried chicken for dinner last night, and lunch today

Posted by: kmac at November 05, 2014 03:59 PM (8FjcG)

714 Firedoglake touting a victory election due to three states legalizing weed! LMAO

Posted by: Sonnyspats at November 05, 2014 03:59 PM (XYKz+)

715 All I do is win, baby.

Posted by: Scott Walker at November 05, 2014 03:59 PM (ZPrif)

716 You can still belong to a union, but they can't siphon dues out of your check against your will any more.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

And even the teachers are not joining the union there. Membership is way down. It's all about the wallet. Even with those retards. Wait till November 15th and we see the Obamacare premium hikes.

Posted by: Dang at November 05, 2014 03:59 PM (MNq6o)

717 He killed off the public sector unions in Wisc. Including the teacher's union.



You can still belong to a union, but they can't siphon dues out of your check against your will any more.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

She was making it seem that the kids in the Milwaukee schools would be going home hungry and cold and to a house filled with drugs, and she was WORRIED about it.
I'm thinking the accountability part that others spoke of might be troubling too.

Posted by: Bruce at November 05, 2014 03:59 PM (zHziM)

718 I'm going to make a psychic prediction. In 2016 at the Democrat National Convention, Obama will make a keynote speech and 2/3 of the audience will ignore him.

Posted by: dantesed at November 05, 2014 03:59 PM (88xKn)

719 He's just gonna keep on trying to talk his way out of it, huh?


When all you have is a hammer...

Posted by: --- at November 05, 2014 03:59 PM (MMC8r)

720 Uh, um, ah, am, Whistling Sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss....

Posted by: JoeF. at November 05, 2014 04:00 PM (/5y0w)

721 I still can't believe Shep Smith hung on to his seat.

Posted by: your friendly Danube River Guide at November 05, 2014 04:00 PM (RJMhd)

722 So in about an hour you'll have the scene from Wiseguy where Joan Severance injects an agitated Kevin Spacey in the foot...

'The toes knows...'

Posted by: JEM at November 05, 2014 04:00 PM (o+SC1)

723 Obama, McConnel, Boehner, and myself are going to have a swim party.

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 05, 2014 04:00 PM (WGm5T)

724 I'm going to make a psychic prediction. In 2016 at
the Democrat National Convention, Obama will make a keynote speech and
2/3 of the audience will ignore him.


Posted by: dantesed at November 05, 2014 03:59 PM (88xKn)
And the other 1/3 will get up and walk out, lol!

Posted by: Peaches at November 05, 2014 04:00 PM (ncAtG)

725 Bourbon? Golf? Yeah let's go with that

Posted by: oldgreyNCwoof at November 05, 2014 04:00 PM (aUQgu)

726 Wow... is O'bumbles loaded. "help me, I'm talking and I can't shut up".

Posted by: HvyMtlHntr at November 05, 2014 04:00 PM (JEwfh)

727 He's back to drinking with McConnell. I'm done with the jackass.

Posted by: Bayou City at November 05, 2014 04:00 PM (zwwlF)

728 Now he's making HIMSELF out to be 'optimistic about America' by touting things he didn't do.

Posted by: --- at November 05, 2014 04:01 PM (MMC8r)

729 Good the GOP should move Portsmouth's assets to Charleston.

Play some fucking hardball for a change


Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at November 05, 2014 03:47 PM (/4AZU)

Charleston is on the base closure list. They have already shut down the Myrtle Beach air station and converted the base housing to subsidized elderly housing.

Posted by: Vic at November 05, 2014 04:01 PM (u9gzs)

730 I'm up for bending Angus King right over. Say goodbye to your porky naval base.


Portsmouth Naval Base or Bath Iron Works?

You could lean on a couple senators to play ball there.

Posted by: fluffy at November 05, 2014 04:01 PM (Ua6T/)

731 "He's just gonna keep on trying to talk his way out of it, huh?"

The phrase "cat trying to bury a turd on a hardwood floor" comes to mind.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at November 05, 2014 04:01 PM (y+NVD)

732 I wonder what Joni Ernst means when says she is going to "Make em squeal"?

Posted by: Sonnyspats at November 05, 2014 04:01 PM (XYKz+)

733 I don't care that EarLeader is unimpeachable. If the GOP wants to save the country and win they will go after ValJar, and the heads of agencies that did the deeds. W/O his yes men Barky's empty suit will crumple to the ground. If I were an evil mastermind I'd be filling the right ears with how ValJar has been trying to get Tehran H-bombed by Israel with all the crap thats gone down and has to be stopped.

Posted by: PaleRider at November 05, 2014 04:01 PM (dkExz)

734 I am optimistic about America, I still think there is enough time, executive orders and ink in my pen to destroy it before I go....

Posted by: kmac at November 05, 2014 04:01 PM (8FjcG)

735 Are those lumps on his head from Michelle?

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at November 05, 2014 04:01 PM (XzRw1)

736 Second time he's mentioned having a drink with Mitch.

He's completely fried.

"I am really optimistic about America."

Yep. You managed to "fundamentally transform" it.

Now he's just repeating his earlier talking points and droning lazily on.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2014 04:01 PM (FsuaD)

737 711 Posted by: tom_06060 at November 05, 2014 03:59 PM (eZ6OX)

It is all he has and it has worked for him...

He bullshitted his way to a JD....

He bullshitted his way to most powerful man in the world....

more powerful honestly than any PotUS since at least FDR and arguably even Washington....

I fucking hate him

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at November 05, 2014 04:01 PM (/4AZU)

738 "Letting John Boehner beat me in golf again..."

John Beohner is not that good of a golfer and he could be that hacker with a shovel and a broom. The Malignant Narcissist light just went off. Obama couldn't shoot his age for 8 holes.

Posted by: Dr. Manbube at November 05, 2014 04:01 PM (1PLvF)

739 Yup. Joking about the Obamacare web site. As if this colossal failure didn't wast billion plus dollars and f*ck up a lot of people's lives - sick people who lost coverage thanks to the crappy site and the crappy plans available to them.
But yeah, ha ha, the site will be triple-checked, ha ha ha.
What an a$$.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2014 03:53 PM (D/504)


you said it

he has no clue
and doesn't care

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 05, 2014 04:01 PM (IXrOn)

740 @724 - as things stand right now it'd probably be hard to get the organizers even to put him on the agenda.

"Mr Obama, are you sure you wouldn't rather find something useful to do for the UN, in Myanmar?"

Posted by: JEM at November 05, 2014 04:01 PM (o+SC1)

741 he's lying

hes thinking to himself about the EOs he signed this morning and the deal he has going with Iran

Posted by: ThunderB at November 05, 2014 04:02 PM (zOTsN)

742 411 Yes she did, and I rolled my wheelchair around and splashed in her tears.
Posted by: Greg Abott
bwhahahaaaaaaaa
Posted by: Yip at November 05, 2014 03:28 PM (84SRe)

Yeah, whoever in that campaign came up with the idea of making an issue of the man's being in a wheelchair should probably be bitch slapped.
Can you imagine being a campaign manager and putting it in your resume that you were the guy who came up with the "wheelchair" strategy for Abortion Barbie.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 05, 2014 04:02 PM (fnkKT)

743 Pfft, like he'd drink bourbon. It'd be a bourbon for Mitch, and a Mike's Hard Lemonade for Barack.

Posted by: Mainah at November 05, 2014 04:02 PM (659DL)

744

there goes the "women" word again

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 05, 2014 04:02 PM (IXrOn)

745
407 So looks like amnesty will be Obama's revenge on America. Guess the head mule didn't learn anything from the 2x4 to the head. Hopefully there are still some sane people in the Donk party that learned something, or are at least scared of 2x4's now.
Posted by: George Orwell at November 05, 2014 03:28 PM (1BQGO)
............................
The frying pan doesn't do much, either.

Posted by: Big Mooch at November 05, 2014 04:02 PM (wAQA5)

746 He is obviously high if he's rambling about the positives of America.

Posted by: John Marston at November 05, 2014 04:02 PM (/nR7C)

747

oh, wait
did he just skirt the idea that we are "exceptional?"

and the military

what key word has he missed yet?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 05, 2014 04:02 PM (IXrOn)

748 729 Posted by: Vic at November 05, 2014 04:01 PM (u9gzs)

Yes it is, and so once was Ft Jackson looked at for some BRAC love.

Time to show the left how much fun it is being the minority party and WHO WILL bitch other than Maine?

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at November 05, 2014 04:02 PM (/4AZU)

749 Love that CM montage. He looks constipated.

Posted by: flounder at November 05, 2014 04:02 PM (sDapq)

750 If the press corp(se) had any balls, they'd begin getting up an walking out as he drones.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2014 04:02 PM (FsuaD)

751 She was making it seem that the kids in the Milwaukee schools would be
going home hungry and cold and to a house filled with drugs


...which they are, but not because the membership in the teachers' union is down.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at November 05, 2014 04:02 PM (/kI1Q)

752

he really doesn't care

at all

Posted by: ThunderB at November 05, 2014 04:03 PM (zOTsN)

753 As stupid as this performance is, MSNBC just got wet panties.

Posted by: --- at November 05, 2014 04:03 PM (MMC8r)

754 He's got bad Cottonmouth

Posted by: oldgreyNCwoof at November 05, 2014 04:03 PM (aUQgu)

755 I'm going to make a psychic prediction. In 2016 at the Democrat National Convention, Obama will make a keynote speech and 2/3 of the audience will ignore him.

Heh.

The World's Biggest Bathroom Break.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, International Double-Naught Cat Speculator at November 05, 2014 04:03 PM (0HooB)

756
People laugh when Trump tweets that Obama is a psycho, but I think it is true. Fits the definition perfectly. He is clearly mentally unstable and unable to deal with reality.

Posted by: Dan at November 05, 2014 03:34 PM (COpZ4)








Don't worry. We rewired "The Button" so it drops a Scooby-Snack out of The Football.

Posted by: The Pentagon at November 05, 2014 04:03 PM (TIIx5)

757 Let Me put My enterovirus in you.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at November 05, 2014 04:03 PM (+H/11)

758 " I will continue to be the anchor around America's neck for my last two years"

Posted by: kmac at November 05, 2014 04:03 PM (8FjcG)

759 probably covered in morphine patches under his clothes!

Posted by: Peaches at November 05, 2014 04:03 PM (ncAtG)

760 This Fucking Guy hasn't been rambling for over an hour, has he?

Posted by: fluffy at November 05, 2014 04:03 PM (Ua6T/)

761 He is obviously high if he's rambling about the positives of America.
Posted by: John Marston at November 05, 2014 04:02 PM (/nR7C)



he was handed talking points and he's trying to fill in the blanks with his own crap

ain't working

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 05, 2014 04:03 PM (IXrOn)

762 The reason that Americans are not satisfied with the current situation is NOT because they are too stupid to understand how great Obama's fascism is. It is because Obama has destroyed the country, the economy, and is set to kill millions with DMV health care.

Posted by: Jukin at November 05, 2014 04:04 PM (WGm5T)

763 @733 - I've been saying since '10 that you get to Obama by taking down his cabinet secretaries, a couple of which have already admitted to felonies and where several others have unquestionably committed various regulatory violations.

Posted by: JEM at November 05, 2014 04:04 PM (o+SC1)

764 "@Katiescarlet2 @michellemalkin @sunnyright they all look completely CONSTIPATED!! LOL"
----------------------------

Probably from consuming too much Government cheese.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 05, 2014 04:04 PM (U93Mr)

765

it's so painful for him to say "this is an extraordinary country"

what
a
fraud

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 05, 2014 04:04 PM (IXrOn)

766 FINALLY. He staggers off.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2014 04:04 PM (FsuaD)

767 >>>All I do is win, baby.

Posted by: Scott Walker at November 05, 2014 03:59 PM (ZPrif)<<<

Scott Walker = Madison (Wisconsin) Bumgarner

Posted by: Walker 2016 at November 05, 2014 04:04 PM (nlPax)

768 You remember that SNL guy who said that making fun of Obama was like scaling a cliff with no hand-holds? I'm beginning to think he was right.

Obama is a thin-skinned narcissist with an intellect far less than he imagines it to be. There really isn't anything funny about him.

Maybe if he were fat, or balding, or had a nagging wife (a wife who nagged him, not the rest of us). Maybe. And a cat kept jumping on him, making him say things like "dag-nabbit!" Then he might be funny.

Posted by: Null at November 05, 2014 04:04 PM (P7hip)

769 My confidence in leadership has been completely restored by this rambling stumblefuck.

Posted by: --- at November 05, 2014 04:04 PM (MMC8r)

770 "and a [strike]Mike's Hard Lemonade[/strike] Pink Lady for Barack."

Fixed that for you.

And thank God it's over. I was actually starting to feel sorry for him. Well, not really, but it was painful to watch.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at November 05, 2014 04:04 PM (y+NVD)

771 Time to show the left how much fun it is being the minority party and WHO WILL bitch other than Maine?


New Hampshire.

Posted by: fluffy at November 05, 2014 04:04 PM (Ua6T/)

772

it's over

painful

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 05, 2014 04:04 PM (IXrOn)

773 696 I'm up for bending Angus King right over. Say goodbye to your porky naval base.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 05, 2014 03:54 PM (qcHBH)

He can drop the g from his first name by the time they get done with him.
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at November 05, 2014 03:57 PM (Y92Nd)


I would be fine if dropping the g from his name was made a condition of switching sides. Pour encourager les autres.

Posted by: Oschisms at November 05, 2014 04:05 PM (uqV2n)

774 Weirdest presser I've seen in my life. Unbelievable.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2014 04:05 PM (FsuaD)

775 And now.....


...OFF ON VACATION!

Posted by: --- at November 05, 2014 04:05 PM (MMC8r)

776
Wages haven't gone up because of YOU obama.

Wages haven't gone up because your job market is loosey-goosey.

In a tight job market, wages increase because workers are in demand an in short supply.

But because the obama job market sucks and there are more people than jobs, wages won't go up.

Posted by: Pumpkin Spiced Flavored Soothsayer, All Knowing Being of (Approximate) Knowledge at November 05, 2014 04:05 PM (Fewwo)

777 well, crap, I was hoping he'd break into a little "America the Beautiful" interpretive dance . . . ah, he probably needs another toke.

Posted by: Peaches at November 05, 2014 04:05 PM (ncAtG)

778 If he wasn't stoned, then he should have been.

Posted by: Keith Arnold at November 05, 2014 04:05 PM (iIzG7)

779 "My confidence in leadership has been completely restored by this rambling stumblefuck."
This needs to go on Twitter immediately

Posted by: Filly at November 05, 2014 04:05 PM (6O2H2)

780 I am not a quack!

Posted by: Dr. Hussein at November 05, 2014 04:05 PM (wAQA5)

781 Ever notice the results of Affirmative Action, how shitty they are, but how they just seem to continue and continue?

Just look at this asshole.

He is the result of our society giving shit to people for free. A scammer.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. Esp PhD Buzz Bunnies

I knew someone who taught at a college that specialized in "diversity" and she would read us the papers that were turned in by her students. You couldn't tell what in the hell they were trying to say. Some were just jumbled misspelled words on paper with occasional punctuation. And they'd all "graduated" from high school.

Posted by: Dang at November 05, 2014 04:06 PM (MNq6o)

782 HAH! Cavuto's playing Bubba Jeff's speech after the 94 midterm rout.

Posted by: --- at November 05, 2014 04:06 PM (MMC8r)

783 The whole thing was like a Lena Dunham molestation joke. Awkward and uncomfortable.

Posted by: John Marston at November 05, 2014 04:06 PM (/nR7C)

784 Chrissie M looks like he's sitting on a corn cob.

But he's turned on immigration.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at November 05, 2014 04:06 PM (wVWRM)

785 Oh man, President Dumbass is still talking.

Isn't there a golf course and a bunch of white balls that need his attention somewhere?

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 05, 2014 04:06 PM (AC0lD)

786 774 Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2014 04:05 PM (FsuaD)

as charming as this Papa Doc Duvalier one in its own way...

http://youtu.be/Nnm0GWv1mVk

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at November 05, 2014 04:06 PM (/4AZU)

787 Did he really say "I'm not mopey."?

Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 05, 2014 04:07 PM (ZPrif)

788 743
Pfft, like he'd drink bourbon. It'd be a bourbon for Mitch, and a Mike's Hard Lemonade for Barack.

No. Zima.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 05, 2014 04:07 PM (wtvvX)

789 cspan is replaying Mitch McConell

Posted by: Sonnyspats at November 05, 2014 04:08 PM (XYKz+)

790 774
Weirdest presser I've seen in my life. Unbelievable.


Posted by: Jane D'oh


It really was. It was like a Twilight Zone episode. He just kept doing the same little rhetorical sleight of hand that worked in '08, but nobody, including Barry, believes a bit of it.

He is the Walking Dead.

Posted by: pep at November 05, 2014 04:08 PM (4nR9/)

791 Obama has pissed off Chris Matthews something fierce.

Good times.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 05, 2014 04:08 PM (kqGWM)

792 787
Did he really say "I'm not mopey."?




Yes. But he is dopey.

*rimshot*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2014 04:08 PM (FsuaD)

793 "Some say...."
[click]

Posted by: NYC Parent at November 05, 2014 04:09 PM (HEo6y)

794 Isn't He off to some kind of Asian vacay?

Posted by: helloit's me Donna and I know nuthink! at November 05, 2014 04:09 PM (Bn6aD)

795 Fuck you, America.

DRUDGE REPORT @DRUDGE_REPORT
Kuwaiti Gitmo inmate freed, plans for dozen more releases...

Posted by: Barack Obama at November 05, 2014 04:09 PM (ZPrif)

796 Pfft, like he'd drink bourbon. It'd be a bourbon for Mitch, and a Mike's Hard Lemonade for Barack.

No. Zima.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 05, 2014 04:07 PM


I see Barack as more of a Brandy Alexander type.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 05, 2014 04:09 PM (knoK7)

797 I'm looking forward to ace deconstructing SCOAMF's performance...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 05, 2014 04:10 PM (wtvvX)

798 @791 - what, Obama pissed on Chrissie's leg?

"MY PUSSY'S ON FIRE!"

Posted by: JEM at November 05, 2014 04:10 PM (o+SC1)

799 Is this accurate:

President Obama took six minutes and about two thousand words to say what George HW Bush said in three words in two seconds.

Message: I care.

_

Posted by: BumperStickerist at November 05, 2014 04:10 PM (4CVLy)

800
Yeah, I just heard Chris Matthews too and I have to say his analysis on the immigation issue was absolutely perfect.

Posted by: Pumpkin Spiced Flavored Soothsayer, All Knowing Being of (Approximate) Knowledge at November 05, 2014 04:10 PM (Fewwo)

801 It was not an avo-launch.

Posted by: Rev. Al at November 05, 2014 04:10 PM (wAQA5)

802 So, was it pretty bad? I cannot bear to watch him anymore under any circumstances.

Posted by: jewells45royalsforlife at November 05, 2014 04:11 PM (l/N7H)

803 "Took a peek over at Little Green Fuktards."

EEEWWW!!

Now go wash your hands.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 05, 2014 04:11 PM (hcwhG)

804 "What did you find most enchanting about getting your ass kicked?"

Posted by: Bigby's Sock Removing Hands at November 05, 2014 04:11 PM (3ZtZW)

805
Actual friend's status up on my FB right now:

"Bernie Sanders / Elizabeth Warren for 2016!"

That would be fapworthy.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 05, 2014 04:11 PM (JtwS4)

806 what, Obama pissed on Chrissie's leg?



"MY PUSSY'S ON FIRE!"



Posted by: JEM at November 05, 2014 04:10 PM (o+SC1)
roflmao!

Posted by: Peaches at November 05, 2014 04:11 PM (ncAtG)

807 I see Barack as more of a Brandy Alexander type.


Pfft. Cosmopolitan.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2014 04:11 PM (FsuaD)

808
>>>Isn't He off to some kind of Asian vacay?

Posted by: helloit's me Donna and I know nuthink! at November 05, 2014 04:09 PM (Bn6aD)<<<

Thai tranny hookers always make me feel better.

And if the Secret Service still knows how to do one thing well, it's hookers.

Posted by: SssssCOAMF at November 05, 2014 04:12 PM (nlPax)

809
Sudanese soldiers rape more than TWO HUNDRED women and children in Darfur village in eight-hour attack as punishment for not helping locate a missing member of their garrison

http://goo.gl/08Z2xN

Posted by: The Progs at November 05, 2014 04:12 PM (iQIUe)

810 Right? what a fucking stupid fawning question that was. "they hate both parties so why are they picking on you."

Posted by: Viv Savage at November 05, 2014 03:29 PM (HRo7B)

Cause they hate you more than they hate mean, old, rich Republicans, and that's gotta hurt a lot.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 05, 2014 04:12 PM (fnkKT)

811 I care so much about you fucking hicks.

Posted by: Barack Obama at November 05, 2014 04:12 PM (oFCZn)

812 Daddy, did you plug your pie-hole yet?

Posted by: Malia at November 05, 2014 04:13 PM (wAQA5)

813
Larry Sabato wants an investigation into the pollsters in VA cause they were so far off.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 05, 2014 04:13 PM (1nB6R)

814 I'm not mopey!

I don't wanna go to bed!!

I hate you!!!

Posted by: Barack Obama at November 05, 2014 04:13 PM (ZPrif)

815 You couldn't beat the smile off my face today. I'm a happy moron.

Posted by: Muad'dib - Bodice Repair Man at November 05, 2014 04:14 PM (sjdRT)

816 807 Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2014 04:11 PM (FsuaD)

I can assure you Barack in NOT A Brandy Alexandre type...


http://tinyurl.com/pbjbnzf

SFW

She and I raised some hell together at Alt.Rec.Sociology

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at November 05, 2014 04:14 PM (/4AZU)

817 Pfft, like he'd drink bourbon. It'd be a bourbon for Mitch, and a Mike's Hard Lemonade for Barack.

No. Zima.
***
ahem, from the earlier thread, Zima - like all wines with the word pinot in them - will be banned by the GOP,

along with rubbers, tampons, d-batteries and um...sunroofs.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at November 05, 2014 04:14 PM (/ggyL)

818 812
Daddy, did you plug your pie-hole yet?

Posted by: Malia at November 05, 2014 04:13 PM (wAQA5)


Thread winner. Chicken dinner.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2014 04:14 PM (FsuaD)

819 Sudanese soldiers rape more than TWO HUNDRED women and children in Darfur village

That's not real rape. Only Republicans can rape.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at November 05, 2014 04:14 PM (W5DcG)

820 from Gateway Pundit the Preezy has met with McConnell 2 or 3 times since he took office!!

http://tinyurl.com/mdjjoxp

Posted by: Sonnyspats at November 05, 2014 04:15 PM (XYKz+)

821 Any count on how many times he used the word 'bunch' and/or 'stuff'. Truly an inspired speaker.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 05, 2014 04:15 PM (U93Mr)

822 "We're lucky to have him."

-Palin Steele, 2009

Posted by: --- at November 05, 2014 04:15 PM (MMC8r)

823 >>along with rubbers, tampons, d-batteries and um...sunroofs.

Also light bulbs

Posted by: Bigby's Sock Removing Hands at November 05, 2014 04:15 PM (3ZtZW)

824 BTW - that photo of Al Sharpton, he looks like he is being slowly sucked into a void feet first and his body is starting to stretch out as he desperately clings to this plane.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Rail Against the Uncaring Universe at the Outrage Outlet! at November 05, 2014 04:15 PM (hLRSq)

825 We did some stuff to a bunch of folks.

Posted by: Barack Obama at November 05, 2014 04:15 PM (ZPrif)

826 Thread winner. Chicken dinner.


Not until I say so, peasant!

Posted by: Moochelle at November 05, 2014 04:15 PM (mx5oN)

827 So, did the Fucking Asshole-in-Chief have that annoying nose-whistle during this speech?

Even if he said stuff I liked, I couldn't listen to the tool just for that reason. Plus, his blinding ignorance on all subjects in addition to arrogance.

Fuck him and his pouting.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 05, 2014 04:15 PM (HM+Ub)

828 809
Sudanese soldiers rape more than TWO HUNDRED women and children in Darfur village in eight-hour attack as punishment for not helping locate a missing member of their garrison

http://goo.gl/08Z2xN
Posted by: The Progs at November 05, 2014 04:12 PM (iQIUe)


It wasn't rape-rape.

It was rape rape rape rape rape rape rape raperape rape rape raperape rape rape raperape rape rape raperape rape rape raperape rape rape rape - - -

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 05, 2014 04:16 PM (CMkNk)

829 So....did Obama mention women's reproductive health or the war on women *once*?

Wow.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2014 04:16 PM (D/504)

830 Dammit. TL;DR. So can I get a synopsis of President Hissyfit's speech?

Posted by: dogfish at November 05, 2014 04:16 PM (1vYi0)

831 Posted by: Lena Dunham at November 05, 2014 04:14 PM (W5DcG)

I was so happy not to hear about you all day, and you go and ruin it.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at November 05, 2014 04:16 PM (/kI1Q)

832
Even msnbc picked up on how obama claimed that only a minority, not a majority, spoke last night...

but they agree with it the sentiment.

Posted by: Pumpkin Spiced Flavored Soothsayer, All Knowing Being of (Approximate) Knowledge at November 05, 2014 04:16 PM (Fewwo)

833 "I knew that he wouldn't be uttering the only words that I'm interested in hearing from him: "I resign". So why bother watching?"

I would gladly settle for "What an artist the world is losing!"

Posted by: delayna at November 05, 2014 04:16 PM (KnC4k)

834 "Bernie Sanders / Elizabeth Warren for 2016!"

By all means necessary.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 05, 2014 04:16 PM (659DL)

835 Do they still make Zima?

Posted by: John Marston at November 05, 2014 04:16 PM (/nR7C)

836 "We're lucky to have him." -Palin Steele, 2009

===============

"I've got a lot of living to do"

-Karen Carpenter, 1982

Posted by: Bigby's Sock Removing Hands at November 05, 2014 04:16 PM (3ZtZW)

837 light bulbs
**
ah yes, the one clear act by GOP that proves we're the anti-science party.

At least the donks own the banning of dishwasher detergents that work.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at November 05, 2014 04:17 PM (/ggyL)

838 827
So, did the Fucking Asshole-in-Chief have that annoying nose-whistle during this speech?



Yes. And he added teeth sucking and lip smacking. The fool was higher than a Georgia pine.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2014 04:17 PM (FsuaD)

839 Let me be perfectly clear. My schadenboner is so huge the FAA has declared a no fly zone above me.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 05, 2014 04:17 PM (mx5oN)

840 from Gateway Pundit Captain Energy lashes out at Major Garrett
http://tinyurl.com/lxrrwuh

Posted by: Sonnyspats at November 05, 2014 04:17 PM (XYKz+)

841 Mopey McChangemypants

Posted by: wth at November 05, 2014 04:17 PM (wAQA5)

842 *going to hell already so unabashedly laughing at sefton rape joke*

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 05, 2014 04:17 PM (JtwS4)

843 822 Posted by: --- at November 05, 2014 04:15 PM (MMC8r)

I miss the HQ's "Captain America"....

come home Gerg

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at November 05, 2014 04:17 PM (/4AZU)

844
" Some were just jumbled misspelled words on paper with occasional punctuation."

Pretty much. It's a scam.


Posted by: Rev. Dr. Esp PhD Buzz Bunnies at November 05, 2014 04:17 PM (cNiT0)

845
Just when I thought I could get comfortable on Linkedin they start posting political bullshit in their feeds. You can guess the nature.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 05, 2014 04:17 PM (CMkNk)

846 Do they still make Zima?

Not since 2006.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at November 05, 2014 04:17 PM (/kI1Q)

847 I see Barack as more of a Brandy Alexander type.
Pfft. Cosmopolitan.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2014 04:11 PM


What sayeth The Horde? Gheyness factor...Brandy Alexander vs. Cosmopolitan...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 05, 2014 04:17 PM (knoK7)

848 That photo of Al Sharpton, he looks like he is being slowly sucked into a void feet first and his body is starting to stretch out as he desperately clings to this plane.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Rail Against the Uncaring Universe at the Outrage Outlet! at November 05, 2014 04:15 PM (hLRSq)



Dug up.

Dug up and re-animated.

Honestly, I fear for his health.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 05, 2014 04:18 PM (6P3Qb)

849 835 Do they still make Zima?
Posted by: John Marston at November 05, 2014 04:16 PM (/nR7C)


I actually used to like that shit. Or was it that other dreck Tequiza?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 05, 2014 04:18 PM (CMkNk)

850 Well, at least Chris Matthews leg tingles are cured...

Posted by: MikeH at November 05, 2014 04:18 PM (zqzYV)

851 It was rape rape rape rape rape rape rape raperape rape rape raperape rape rape raperape rape rape raperape rape rape raperape rape rape rape - - -

It's legal in the US now.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 05, 2014 04:18 PM (mx5oN)

852 Chris Matthews isn't pulling his punches with Alex Wagner and the panel either. One of the clowns -- former White House deputy press secretary Bill Burton-- actually laughed when Chris reiterated a point about the difference between "compromise" and "common ground," and how Obama is obsessed with the latter.

Matthews looked like he was gonna get outta his seat, but settled down, and flatly said the biggest problem with this White House is how they only listen to sycophants. The best part is that both Wagner and Burton knew it was true too.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 05, 2014 04:18 PM (kqGWM)

853 I saw an Elizabeth Warren 2016 bumpersticker on a Forester just yesterday. Gave me the heebeejeebees

Posted by: Bigby's Sock Removing Hands at November 05, 2014 04:18 PM (3ZtZW)

854 Step 1


Close Gitmo

Posted by: thunderb at November 05, 2014 04:18 PM (1Xapn)

855 I was at a dealership getting a car repaired and they had Fox turned on with Obama's presser. We mercifully turned the sound off, and laughed.

Nice HD TV that was good sized. Obama's right eye was bloodshot.

I will say this...his make up artist finally got his color more normal. At least he didn't look orange instead of brown, and no purple lipstick either. Clothes fit better also, although the Democrat blue tie gave me a chuckle.

Posted by: Jen at November 05, 2014 04:18 PM (+iysj)

856 848 Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 05, 2014 04:18 PM (6P3Qb)


Charley Rangel is sucking the life-force from Al.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 05, 2014 04:19 PM (CMkNk)

857 836 "We're lucky to have him." -Palin Steele, 2009

===============

"I've got a lot of living to do"

-Karen Carpenter, 1982

Posted by: Bigby's Sock Removing Hands at November 05, 2014 04:16 PM (3ZtZW)


HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 05, 2014 04:19 PM (oFCZn)

858 There's been a econd vehicular terrorist attack in Israel today.
http://is.gd/bjmxCi

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at November 05, 2014 04:19 PM (/kI1Q)

859 847 Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 05, 2014 04:17 PM (knoK7)


Cosmo....

if the glass is 62 inches tall

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at November 05, 2014 04:19 PM (/4AZU)

860 First media question to Mitch McConnell: "How can we trust you?"

First media question to SCOAMF: "How can you trust McConnell?


Posted by: Peregrine Took, Tea Party extremist at November 05, 2014 04:19 PM (wljca)

861 Step 2


Amnesty by executive order

Posted by: thunderb at November 05, 2014 04:19 PM (1Xapn)

862
yeah, Matthews schooled that twit Burton


Posted by: Pumpkin Spiced Flavored Soothsayer, All Knowing Being of (Approximate) Knowledge at November 05, 2014 04:19 PM (Fewwo)

863 847, Cosmopolitans have been around for a LONG time and were quite popular with a few presidents.

Posted by: Dax at November 05, 2014 04:19 PM (ut/+s)

864 850 Well, at least Chris Matthews leg tingles are cured...
Posted by: MikeH at November 05, 2014 04:18 PM (zqzYV)

Tingles? I thought they were DT's.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 05, 2014 04:19 PM (CMkNk)

865
" Some were just jumbled misspelled words on paper with occasional punctuation."

Have you ever read Michelle's Princeton thesis? I mean, it can't technically be read because it's just an inarticulate word soup, but it's worth checking out.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 05, 2014 04:19 PM (JtwS4)

866 432 Obama refers to Head Start as something "we know works," suggesting he has not actually read any Head Start studies whatsoever.

It works. It gets more graft into the pockets of the teacher's unions. Did it have some other purpose?
Posted by: brak at November 05, 2014 03:30 PM (Tj+s6)

Actually a lot of people who work for Head Start are not certified teachers and are not members of the teachers unions. They may be members of other unions. I knew someone who worked for Head Start. It is a typical government bureaucracy. They hire people to be bureaucrats and no one cares if the actual goals of the program are met, as long as people keep their jobs.

They hire people "from the community", which means unskilled, unqualified people from poor neighborhoods. There may be a director of the local program that has a college degree in teaching or early childhood education, which is often a 2 year degree, but many of the other employees have no particular training and no particular qualifications. I is a way to hire government employees and that's all it is.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 05, 2014 04:20 PM (fnkKT)

867 281 Kyle Smith @rkylesmith

Obama refers to Head Start as something "we know works," suggesting he has not actually read any Head Start studies whatsoever.

--

Results don't count. Only intentions. And chances at early childhood brainwashing.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 05, 2014 03:15 PM (tsGZY)



Don't forget government jobs for liberals.

Posted by: rickl at November 05, 2014 04:20 PM (zoehZ)

868 @840 - two or three more Major Garretts in that room and he'd have been on the floor chewing the carpet.

Posted by: JEM at November 05, 2014 04:20 PM (o+SC1)

869 Step 3



Deal with Iran

Posted by: thunderb at November 05, 2014 04:20 PM (1Xapn)

870 I remember my grandmother having one too many Zimas on the beach when I was like eight years old and almost crashing the golf cart on the way back to her condo.

Posted by: John Marston at November 05, 2014 04:20 PM (/nR7C)

871 What sayeth The Horde? Gheyness factor...Brandy Alexander vs. Cosmopolitan...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 05, 2014 04:17 PM (knoK7)

Appletini or what ever fruity drink chicks get at Applebees or TGI Fridays after work.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Rail Against the Uncaring Universe at the Outrage Outlet! at November 05, 2014 04:20 PM (hLRSq)

872 830
Dammit. TL;DR. So can I get a synopsis of President Hissyfit's speech?


uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
F*** you, America.

Posted by: pep at November 05, 2014 04:20 PM (4nR9/)

873 805
Actual friend's status up on my FB right now:

"Bernie Sanders / Elizabeth Warren for 2016!"

That would be fapworthy.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 05, 2014 04:11 PM (JtwS4)

_____________

The country is so fucked up, that ticket has a shot at winning.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at November 05, 2014 04:20 PM (0LHZx)

874 What sayeth The Horde? Gheyness factor...Brandy Alexander vs. Cosmopolitan...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 05, 2014 04:17 PM (knoK7)

Boone's Farm. In a red plastic cup next to the joint.

Posted by: Jen at November 05, 2014 04:20 PM (+iysj)

875 I'm not mopey!
Stop staying I'm mopey!!!
You're mopey!!

Posted by: Barack Obama at November 05, 2014 04:21 PM (ZPrif)

876
Where is Ace??

This post-election day here at AoS is...underwhelming. Not only underwhelming, but it's like he forgot about us in here.


Posted by: Pumpkin Spiced Flavored Soothsayer, All Knowing Being of (Approximate) Knowledge at November 05, 2014 04:21 PM (Fewwo)

877 >>>848 Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 05, 2014 04:18 PM (6P3Qb)

Charley Rangel is sucking the life-force from Al.





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 05, 2014 04:19 PM (CMkNk)<<<

Al, chose... poorly.

Posted by: the really, really, REALLY old Grail Knight at November 05, 2014 04:21 PM (nlPax)

878 871 Appletini or what ever fruity drink chicks get at Applebees or TGI Fridays after work.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Rail Against the Uncaring Universe at the Outrage Outlet! at November 05, 2014 04:20 PM (hLRSq)


Pink Lady and Shirley Temple.

Who I saw open for Pat Travers back in '79.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 05, 2014 04:21 PM (CMkNk)

879 Who in America is clamoring for a deal with Iran?
Where is that coming from? Why is that a thing Obama cares about?

Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 05, 2014 04:22 PM (ZPrif)

880 Ok. I, ChristyB, listened to The Won for the first time in six years, live, complete with droning ssssszzzz creating some insomnia.

This is my take with questions at the end: he came on semi-energized, saw a brief flicker of anger but controlled monotone. Word cloud: creating jobs, economy better, more people than ever on heath insurance, "cutting deficit in half," infrastructure, energy, "stuff" (you'd think the most eloquent speaker of all time would find a Thesaurus), clean energy, amnesty, acting alone with or without Congress." Same ole same ole.

If I am not mistaken, he had both houses of Congress and his big ole mandate in 2008. He did not act on amnesty because he was worried about re-election in 2012 (which sort of negates his statement today in not acting on any issue with regard to politics...except, then, he admits he is not running again, so what the hell, torpedoes).

He basically dares, double and triple dares, Congress to come up with immigration reform prior to his acting alone. Whines that the Dem Senate had one but the good Speaker could not do anything.

Here is what I dare the current House to do: Put before Harry the Cross-Eyed Opossum the current immigration LAW on the books which includes border security. Possibly (as I do not know) screening for disease (one would think?), plus deportation of felons (which they have, under WH, quit doing). Do that, Secretary Boehner. Do it and let the MSM know you did it, with a few amendments attached that are good ones for the GOP. Do it. Let Reid not let it come to a vote in this Congress. Then see how quickly the preznit reacts. He is daring them for "reform." Which, one would assume, in their language is blanket amnesty across the board.

One issue I will ask is will these illegals, here for a long time, with children who are now legal...will they automatically get back Social Security benefits while here illegally? Cause that is a no for me. No.

Ok, back to drone speech. He starts out about half of his usual hyper narcissism, winds down to almost putting himself to sleep by the time Major asks his question. Then, in closing comments, it was almost like he had an ear-bud and was prompted or something, but "mopey" was a good description. Tired. Poopie-pants.

And, so, after six years in office, and maybe meeting with McConnell and, hell, Democrats (so they say) more than once or twice over those years, he is now waking up, daily, wanting to make a difference. Then he goes back to the same ole same ole: jobs, minimum wage, students paying off loans, housing, etc. campaign stump speech. But there is a marked difference in his eyes from the beginning of the speech to the end and his winding down.

I will now go read y'all's posts, but that was my take and man, am I sleepy from those sssssssssssssszzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, "folks."

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Detective of infectious disease czarina at November 05, 2014 04:22 PM (dMEBN)

881 Whatever TFG drinks, you just know he has his pinky finger out.

I can't believe this prissy twit was elected...twice.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2014 04:22 PM (FsuaD)

882 >>>Where is Ace??

Check Twitter

Posted by: Bigby's Sock Removing Hands at November 05, 2014 04:22 PM (3ZtZW)

883 Charley Rangel is sucking the life-force from Al.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 05, 2014 04:19 PM (CMkNk)


Something is...or already has.

I hate the man's politics, but I don't wish him any harm and I hope he's alright.

Lord have mercy.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 05, 2014 04:22 PM (6P3Qb)

884 878 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 05, 2014 04:21 PM (CMkNk)

It takes a man to non-ironically order a ST in a biker bar Sefton....

and *I* am that man

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at November 05, 2014 04:22 PM (/4AZU)

885
I saw Conway Twitty open for Pat Travers in 1969.

Posted by: Pumpkin Spiced Flavored Soothsayer, All Knowing Being of (Approximate) Knowledge at November 05, 2014 04:22 PM (Fewwo)

886 873 The country is so fucked up, that ticket has a shot at winning.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at November 05, 2014 04:20 PM (0LHZx)


If the country was that fucked up, yesterday's wave election would have been Democrat.

Or am I missing something?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 05, 2014 04:22 PM (CMkNk)

887 @876 - I figure he's off writing some piece in five volumes.

Posted by: JEM at November 05, 2014 04:23 PM (o+SC1)

888 "Bernie Sanders / Elizabeth Warren for 2016!"


Got to turn out the yute vote.

Posted by: fluffy at November 05, 2014 04:23 PM (Ua6T/)

889 884 878 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 05, 2014 04:21 PM (CMkNk)

It takes a man to non-ironically order a ST in a biker bar Sefton....

and *I* am that man
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at November 05, 2014 04:22 PM (/4AZU)


Technically, you get off the hook by ordering a Shirley Temple Black.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 05, 2014 04:23 PM (CMkNk)

890 If the ckufing Repubs sit on their asses and derp around for two years, a Warren presidency could very well happen.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 05, 2014 04:24 PM (oFCZn)

891 "Have you ever read Michelle's Princeton thesis? I mean, it can't
technically be read because it's just an inarticulate word soup, but
it's worth checking out."

Impossible. I have been assured by Top Men that there is no way that affirmative action at elite universities would result in a slackening of academic standards.

Posted by: torquewrench at November 05, 2014 04:24 PM (noWW6)

892 Where is Ace??

Hopefully working on a higher-quality insult than, "Hurr hurr, PMS."

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at November 05, 2014 04:24 PM (/kI1Q)

893 888 "Bernie Sanders / Elizabeth Warren for 2016!"


Got to turn out the yute vote.
Posted by: fluffy at November 05, 2014 04:23 PM (Ua6T/)


Komrade-Komanche.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 05, 2014 04:24 PM (CMkNk)

894 Where is Ace??

Rechecking the duct tape seals on the server hard drives.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 05, 2014 04:24 PM (659DL)

895 Obama is the worst kind of con-man, one who believes his own bullshit.

Posted by: davidt at November 05, 2014 04:24 PM (fBxC6)

896 Also...since when did we cut our deficit in half, morons? Was that true what he said? Seems a little manure to me.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Detective of infectious disease czarina at November 05, 2014 04:24 PM (dMEBN)

897 http://youtu.be/l1XPoSymJqE

Air America-Free Ride

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at November 05, 2014 04:24 PM (/4AZU)

898 WHERE'S JOE

Posted by: Bigby's Sock Removing Hands at November 05, 2014 04:25 PM (3ZtZW)

899 @880 - put the current immigration law into a new bill, with criminal penalties for officials who fail to exercise reasonable diligence in enforcing it.

Posted by: JEM at November 05, 2014 04:25 PM (o+SC1)

900
Poor Ace. He awoke this morning with a hair across his ewok ass.


Posted by: Pumpkin Spiced Flavored Soothsayer, All Knowing Being of (Approximate) Knowledge at November 05, 2014 04:25 PM (Fewwo)

901 Naw the 'open thread' in the title signals he had to head out to the store for more Valu-Rite.

Posted by: dogfish at November 05, 2014 04:25 PM (1vYi0)

902 @896- difference between 'deficit' and 'debt'.

Posted by: JEM at November 05, 2014 04:25 PM (o+SC1)

903 This post-election day here at AoS is...underwhelming. Not only underwhelming, but it's like he forgot about us in here.


Posted by: Pumpkin Spiced Flavored Soothsayer, All Knowing Being of (Approximate) Knowledge at November 05, 2014 04:21 PM (Fewwo)




Well, speaking for myself, I am having a blast and I
I had rather he be on Twitter than getting mad at folks here. It can't be doing him any good to keep butting heads with people who won't layoff. He has enough other stress to deal with right now.

It speaks to his character that he just found something else to do than argue with people.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 05, 2014 04:26 PM (6P3Qb)

904
Drinking Rules for Men.

Drink beer, drink craft brews when possible. Drink wine, drink wine you like whether you're eating fish or meat.

Drink hard liquor straight, on the rocks, or with a non-fruit based mixer. So gin and tonic, yes; sloe gin fizz, no. Martinis are up. Don't call vodka a martini.

The only permissible exception is you may drink a margarita if it helps you get into a girl's pants.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 05, 2014 04:26 PM (JtwS4)

905 The length of time since he posted last means he started drinking it right away.

Posted by: dogfish at November 05, 2014 04:26 PM (1vYi0)

906 Soothe there are other websites

Posted by: thunderb at November 05, 2014 04:26 PM (1Xapn)

907 Well, that was over an hour of my life I'll never get back. But watching Barry speak while clearly baked was like watching a train wreck.

Never seen anything like it in my life, and hope to never see it again.

*off to the store*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2014 04:26 PM (FsuaD)

908
People who won't lay off?

HE started it.

Posted by: Pumpkin Spiced Flavored Soothsayer, All Knowing Being of (Approximate) Knowledge at November 05, 2014 04:26 PM (Fewwo)

909 It takes a man to non-ironically order a ST in a biker bar Sefton....
----------------

I momentarily thought you meant a Triumph Sprint ST, and thought, 'Whew. I'm OK, I ride an RS'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 05, 2014 04:26 PM (U93Mr)

910 883 Lord have mercy.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 05, 2014 04:22 PM (6P3Qb)

Tammy:

As a life-long New Yorker, all I can say is tell that to the families of Yankel Rosenbaum and Fred Harari.

I appreciate your pity and sympathy, but for Al Sharpton, I have none.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 05, 2014 04:27 PM (CMkNk)

911 Headstart has been in place for decades, and yet low income kids, including minorities, continue failing at a horrific rate. So let's do more of the same.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 05, 2014 03:26 PM (fnkKT)

___________

More of the same with an extra $100B a year!!

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at November 05, 2014 04:27 PM (0LHZx)

912 #MadLibsAdLibs I can't believe dumbfuckistan voted for soon 2b dead old white men because Fauxnews spread irrational fears about gay ebola

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at November 05, 2014 04:27 PM (/ggyL)

913 Don't call vodka a martini. Posted by: Bandersnatch


This.

Posted by: dogfish at November 05, 2014 04:27 PM (1vYi0)

914 Sort of like Al made a deal with a certain underworld figure and the time just ran out on live tv and he is being "collected".

*deep bass voice rumbles out of void filled with half-seen figures of unspeakable horror* "The time is now, Sharpton."


*panciky scream* "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" *clings desperately to formica topped studio set*


*deep rumbly laugh as feet first Sharpton is swallowed up into the void leaving behind a set broken by a death grip on the pressboard and a vile smell*

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Rail Against the Uncaring Universe at the Outrage Outlet! at November 05, 2014 04:27 PM (hLRSq)

915 Bernie Sanders / Elizabeth Warren for 2016!"


Got to turn out the yute vote.
Posted by: fluffy at November 05, 2014 04:23 PM (Ua6T/)

I've seen that chant on a couple of FB pages also. The lefties idolize Bernie Sanders as the perfect non partisian communist.

Posted by: Jen at November 05, 2014 04:28 PM (+iysj)

916 909 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 05, 2014 04:26 PM (U93Mr)

I'm retired....everyone is happier with me sober

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at November 05, 2014 04:28 PM (/4AZU)

917 Waffle Status: Unfinished

Posted by: toby928(C) at November 05, 2014 04:28 PM (rwI+c)

918 >>>Soothe there are other websites

What?

Posted by: Bigby's Sock Removing Hands at November 05, 2014 04:28 PM (3ZtZW)

919
This post-election day here at AoS is...underwhelming. Not only underwhelming, but it's like he forgot about us in here.

He was mad at the Horde this morning, probably just not feeling it now.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 05, 2014 04:28 PM (JtwS4)

920 MadLibsAdLibs so much for science as jesusland voted to outlaw reason because they hate women so much.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at November 05, 2014 04:28 PM (/ggyL)

921 All of the Hollywood assholes haz a sad today.

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at November 05, 2014 04:28 PM (XzRw1)

922
Headstart is more like Headfake.

But, the NEA!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 05, 2014 04:28 PM (CMkNk)

923 OK I just got home and was coming from the Naval Reserve Center in NYC and got stuck, stuck like a bug in oil, on the Cross Bronx and got to listen to that SOB Fredo the whole time. He ain't gonna compromise one bit. It's gonna be a WAR

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 05, 2014 04:29 PM (nzKvP)

924 >>Impossible. I have been assured by Top Men that there is no way that
affirmative action at elite universities would result in a slackening of
academic standards.

Sheila Jackson Lee
Yale degree
U. of Virginia Law degree

*drops mic*

Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2014 04:29 PM (D/504)

925 You realize how badly they want to call Mia Love or Tim Scott the N word, don't you?

Posted by: ejo at November 05, 2014 04:29 PM (rsGj7)

926 Every damn time, he speaks of 'stuff', and 'bunch', or sometimes 'bunch of stuff'. He is second only to Shakespeare in his prose.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 05, 2014 04:29 PM (U93Mr)

927 Posted by: Pumpkin Spiced Flavored Soothsayer, All Knowing Being of (Approximate) Knowledge at November 05, 2014 04:26 PM (Fewwo)


Yes he did. And I am on your side more than his.

But it's his blog and he has a huge other issue to stress over and he's a worrier by nature anyway, so I think it is best not to keep on him about it.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 05, 2014 04:29 PM (6P3Qb)

928 "...for Al Sharpton, I have none."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 05, 2014 04:27 PM (CMkNk)

Yup.

Anyone who leads pogroms doesn't deserve my sympathy.
I hope he is rotting from some horrible malady.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 05, 2014 04:29 PM (Zu3d9)

929 The only permissible exception is you may drink a margarita if it helps you get into a girl's pants.

I drink margaritas to keep me from caving folks' heads in, does that qualify?

Consider your answer carefully.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 05, 2014 04:29 PM (naUcP)

930 923 Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 05, 2014 04:29 PM (nzKvP)

"war?"

Nah bro Spelunking like in caves bud...

//Mooch and John

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at November 05, 2014 04:30 PM (/4AZU)

931 Dammit. TL;DR. So can I get a synopsis of President Hissyfit's speech?

Posted by: dogfish at November 05, 2014 04:16 PM (1vYi0)


"As the, ahhh, United State's First Openly Ghey, ummmm, Muslim, Communist, errrr, Pinhead, Goat-Felching, uuuuhhh, Arrogant Asshole President, I should, ah, just be able to do whatever I want, ummmm, whenever I want; fuck the, mmmm, electorate." [nose whistle]

Posted by: Sharkman at November 05, 2014 04:30 PM (HM+Ub)

932 902
@896- difference between 'deficit' and 'debt'.



Posted by: JEM at November 05, 2014 04:25 PM (o+SC1)

When has anything under him been cut in half in regard to the economy?http://tinyurl.com/p3n6la

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Detective of infectious disease czarina at November 05, 2014 04:30 PM (dMEBN)

933 Hey I any of yous guys need a moving company? BTW I hear Ebay is a great place to sell used office equiptment and drapes it's cheaper than moving...

Posted by: DC Van Lines Moving Co> at November 05, 2014 04:30 PM (XYKz+)

934 908
People who won't lay off?
HE started it.
Posted by: Pumpkin Spiced Flavored Soothsayer, All Knowing Being of (Approximate) Knowledge at November 05, 2014 04:26 PM (Fewwo)


Well you can always demand a refund for his failure to give out free ice cream on schedule....

Posted by: Maetenloch at November 05, 2014 04:30 PM (pAlYe)

935 Anyone who leads pogroms doesn't deserve my sympathy.
I hope he is rotting from some horrible malady.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 05, 2014 04:29 PM (Zu3d9)

Did I miss something? Is he dying of testicular cancer or something like that? Please

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 05, 2014 04:30 PM (nzKvP)

936 Daddy. What's a SCOAMF?

Posted by: Sasha Obama at November 05, 2014 04:31 PM (sDapq)

937 >>>Waffle Status: Unfinished

There ya go. We need to remember the good times. And throw them back in his face.

Twice as hard.

Posted by: Bigby's Sock Removing Hands at November 05, 2014 04:31 PM (3ZtZW)

938 923 OK I just got home and was coming from the Naval Reserve Center in NYC and got stuck, stuck like a bug in oil, on the Cross Bronx and got to listen to that SOB Fredo the whole time. He ain't gonna compromise one bit. It's gonna be a WAR
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 05, 2014 04:29 PM (nzKvP)

________

Well to have war you need to sides who want to fight. Obama wants to fight. McConnell/Boehner want to work together and find common ground (ie give Obama everything he wants).

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at November 05, 2014 04:31 PM (0LHZx)

939 926 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 05, 2014 04:29 PM (U93Mr)


Yes Cicero and Socratese will welcome him to the Happy Eloquence Wing of paradise....

"we bow to you oh SCOAMF"

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at November 05, 2014 04:31 PM (/4AZU)

940 You know who's crazier than Obama? Maybe this guy.

http://tinyurl.com/oph6kff

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 05, 2014 04:31 PM (XUKZU)

941 Mentioning the Head Start bullshit is about Obama giving political paybacks. That is all his Presidency is going to be from now on.

Follow the money. Always follow the money. Didn't someone say Jarrett's mother is involved in HS?

FOLLOW THE MONEY.

Infrastructure improvements, watch closely who gets the contracts.

Green Energy bullshit, watch who gets the money.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 05, 2014 04:31 PM (A98Xu)

942 Don't call vodka a martini. Posted by: Bandersnatch


This.

Posted by: dogfish at November 05, 2014 04:27 PM




A-fucking-men!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 05, 2014 04:32 PM (knoK7)

943 Oh hell, drink what you want how you like it.

Posted by: John Marston at November 05, 2014 04:32 PM (/nR7C)

944
I drink margaritas to keep me from caving folks' heads in, does that qualify?

Consider your answer carefully.


Heh. The Cavil exception, granted.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 05, 2014 04:32 PM (JtwS4)

945 So, when's our next repudiation of the Progressives? I'm hoping for one every day until they beg for mercy.

Posted by: MTF at November 05, 2014 04:32 PM (LISuA)

946 926 Every damn time, he speaks of 'stuff', and 'bunch', or sometimes 'bunch of stuff'. He is second only to Shakespeare in his prose.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 05, 2014 04:29 PM (U93Mr)


I'm thinking more than a few of them said it about Obama last night.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 05, 2014 04:32 PM (oFCZn)

947 I appreciate your pity and sympathy, but for Al Sharpton, I have none.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 05, 2014 04:27 PM (CMkNk)


I do see your point; he has ruined countless lives over the years.

But the part of me that sees value in every life still feels bad that he looks so unwell.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 05, 2014 04:32 PM (6P3Qb)

948 934 Posted by: Maetenloch at November 05, 2014 04:30 PM (pAlYe)


but my Cardboard Membership guarantees me some dairy creamer packets!

//AoS Local 957

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at November 05, 2014 04:32 PM (/4AZU)

949 I wouldn't bet the farm on that. There's a bunch of dirt on him. Bring on the show trials and get this party started.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at November 05, 2014 03:52 PM


Cute, in a naive way.

The Republicans have all sworn the Poppin' Freshocratic Oath: "First, do no Bad Optics."

Our Big Win last night means more so-called Republicans in Congress to have Choom Boy's back as he goes about his treasonous business.

Bitch McConnell will be beaming like a schoolboy on Christmas as President I Stand With Muslims signs his executive orders.

Posted by: MrScribbler at November 05, 2014 04:32 PM (PoKIA)

950 You realize how badly they want to call Mia Love or Tim Scott the N word, don't you?
Posted by: ejo at November 05, 2014 04:29 PM (rsGj7)

Yes, with the word House in front of it.

Posted by: Jen at November 05, 2014 04:32 PM (+iysj)

951
Well to have war you need to sides who want to fight. Obama wants to fight. McConnell/Boehner want to work together and find common ground (ie give Obama everything he wants).
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at November 05, 2014 04:31 PM (0LHZx)


Not so sure about that. McConnell has already warned Fredo that issuing any Executive Actions on Immigration will be like waving a red flag at the Republicans.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 05, 2014 04:32 PM (nzKvP)

952 >>>It's gonna be a WAR

therestoomanyofustheretoomanyofustherestoomenny

Posted by: Bigby's Sock Removing Hands at November 05, 2014 04:33 PM (3ZtZW)

953 Can a man drink a margarita if said man is on a tropical beach?

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at November 05, 2014 04:33 PM (0LHZx)

954 >> So can I get a synopsis of President Hissyfit's speech?

*I'm perfectly willing to meet with Republican leadership to find common ground on MY issues like immigration, climate change, early childhood education.

*If they put something on my desk then I won't have to implement immigration reform b executive order.

*They have 5 weeks to pass a budget.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2014 04:33 PM (D/504)

955 924 >>Impossible. I have been assured by Top Men that there is no way that
affirmative action at elite universities would result in a slackening of
academic standards.

Sheila Jackson Lee
Yale degree
U. of Virginia Law degree

*drops mic*
Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2014 04:29 PM (D/504)



My mother (of blessed memory) taught English in one of NYC's worst inner city high schools. Of course, for Potemkin Village purposes, they had a college fair and the valedictorian (who my mother called the "mal-edictorian" [the lady had a razor sharp wit]) excitedly came up to her and said "Mrs. G, Mrs G. I got into Hardware!" I guess that is Ebonic for "Harvard."

And mom responded, "which department?"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 05, 2014 04:33 PM (CMkNk)

956 925 You realize how badly they want to call Mia Love or Tim Scott the N word, don't you?

Posted by: ejo at November 05, 2014 04:29 PM (rsGj7)


Oops responded to the wrong post above.

I'm thinking more than a few Dems used that word to describe Obama last night.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 05, 2014 04:33 PM (oFCZn)

957 >> So can I get a synopsis of President Hissyfit's speech?
**
did they let him be clear?

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at November 05, 2014 04:34 PM (/ggyL)

958 953 Can a man drink a margarita if said man is on a tropical beach?
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at November 05, 2014 04:33 PM (0LHZx)


Jeez, I hate Jimmy Buffet.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 05, 2014 04:34 PM (CMkNk)

959
936 Daddy. What's a SCOAMF?
.................
Hush child, and do your homework.

Daddy, what are the three branches of government?

Hush child, and eat your fried chicken.

Posted by: dinner at the Obama's at November 05, 2014 04:35 PM (wAQA5)

960 Ace is writing his review of "Love Comes Softly" (20O3).
He'll be back tomorrow.

Posted by: fBW52 at November 05, 2014 04:35 PM (fBW52)

961 Frsit!

Posted by: Barack Obama at November 05, 2014 04:35 PM (sDapq)

962
Matlock, how bout a nood so we don't get carpal tunnel syndrome from all this scrolling?

Posted by: Pumpkin Spiced Flavored Soothsayer, All Knowing Being of (Approximate) Knowledge at November 05, 2014 04:35 PM (Fewwo)

963 Not so sure about that. McConnell has already warned Fredo that issuing any Executive Actions on Immigration will be like waving a red flag at the Republicans.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 05, 2014 04:32 PM (nzKvP)

___________

He also said they will repeal Obamacare via reconciliation. In other words Bitch McConnell says a lot of shit he won't actually do. Remember, this is the same guy vowed to crush the tea party.

Obama will sign the EO, Bitch and Boner will put out a harshly worded letter and swear up and down that this is unacceptable. Then you will never hear from either of them on the topic.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at November 05, 2014 04:35 PM (0LHZx)

964 You realize how badly they want to call Mia Love or Tim Scott the N word, don't you?
Posted by: ejo
-----------------
They are becoming confused. Here in North Carolina the Dems were referring to Thom Tillis as an 'Uncle Tom'. I would try to parse that, but I'm at a loss. At any rate, expect Scott & Love to be nastily slandered as House n*****s. Do NOT expect the MSM to point that out, because at heart, they are racists themselves.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 05, 2014 04:35 PM (U93Mr)

965 WTF is a margarita anyway? Rum?

Posted by: Bigby's Sock Removing Hands at November 05, 2014 04:36 PM (3ZtZW)

966 Jeez, I hate Jimmy Buffet.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 05, 2014 04:34 PM (CMkNk)


His restaurant sucks also

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 05, 2014 04:36 PM (nzKvP)

967 It's not me. It's you.

Posted by: Barky I Numbnuts at November 05, 2014 04:36 PM (2sg3q)

968 962 Posted by: Pumpkin Spiced Flavored Soothsayer, All Knowing Being of
(Approximate) Knowledge at November 05, 2014 04:35 PM (Fewwo)


Uh Maet is German not North Carolinian

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at November 05, 2014 04:36 PM (/4AZU)

969 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 05, 2014 04:33 PM (CMkNk)


So now we know who you got your sense of humor from!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 05, 2014 04:36 PM (6P3Qb)

970 >>"Mrs. G, Mrs G. I got into Hardware!"

Mal-edictorian. Hahahahahahahhahahahaha!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2014 04:36 PM (D/504)

971 966 Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 05, 2014 04:36 PM (nzKvP)

I had a good hamburger there in 2009....

out of three tries.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at November 05, 2014 04:36 PM (/4AZU)

972 960 Ace is writing his review of "Love Comes Softly" (20O3).
He'll be back tomorrow.
Posted by: fBW52 at November 05, 2014 04:35 PM (fBW52)



Killing Me Softly. What's that, a baseball bat with a down pillow wrapped around it?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 05, 2014 04:36 PM (CMkNk)

973 965
WTF is a margarita anyway?


One of many new dem voters that can usually be found cleaning hotel rooms or having babies.

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at November 05, 2014 04:37 PM (XzRw1)

974 and *I* am that man
Posted by: sven10077

The first one they look for and the last they want to meet.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 05, 2014 04:37 PM (l3vZN)

975 WTF is a margarita anyway? Rum?

Nectar of the Gods, in the form of tequila, triple sec, and lime or lemon juice, best served frozen.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 05, 2014 04:37 PM (naUcP)

976 Daddy. What's a SCOAMF?
.................
Hush child, and do your homework.

Daddy, what are the three branches of government?

Hush child, and eat your fried chicken.
Posted by: dinner at the Obama's
-----------

After 950 comments, I have call this one as thread winner.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 05, 2014 04:37 PM (U93Mr)

977 962
Matlock, how bout a nood so we don't get carpal tunnel syndrome from all this scrolling?

----------

Real men don't drink margaritas or complain about scrolling.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 05, 2014 04:38 PM (2sg3q)

978 973 965
WTF is a margarita anyway?


One of many new dem voters that can usually be found cleaning hotel rooms or having babies.

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at November 05, 2014 04:37 PM (XzRw1)

________

Well played sir, well played.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at November 05, 2014 04:38 PM (0LHZx)

979 OT but common core sucks balls. a simple subtraction problem in expanded algorithm is some of the most confusing shit I have ever seen and this is for 3rd grade *growl*

Posted by: FCF at November 05, 2014 04:38 PM (kejii)

980 @965 Tequila and Grand Marnier.

Posted by: fBW52 at November 05, 2014 04:38 PM (fBW52)

981 Tequilla? OK now I know you're insane

Posted by: Bigby's Sock Removing Hands at November 05, 2014 04:38 PM (3ZtZW)

982 Appletini or what ever fruity drink chicks get at Applebees or TGI Fridays after work.
A chemjeff on the rocks or so they say on the ONT.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 05, 2014 04:38 PM (Ld94a)

983 969 Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 05, 2014 04:36 PM (6P3Qb)

970 Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2014 04:36 PM (D/504)

Mom had a dry wit but dad had the cornball humor. And mom's name was Liz

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 05, 2014 04:38 PM (CMkNk)

984
the thumbwheel is giving me a callus


Posted by: Pumpkin Spiced Flavored Soothsayer, All Knowing Being of (Approximate) Knowledge at November 05, 2014 04:39 PM (Fewwo)

985 965 WTF is a margarita anyway? Rum?
Posted by: Bigby's Sock Removing Hands at November 05, 2014 04:36 PM (3ZtZW)

Tequila, triple sec, lime juice (or premade mix) and ice.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 05, 2014 04:39 PM (mx5oN)

986 Uh Maet is German not North Carolinian
Posted by: sven
-------------

We're all Scottish here.
GGE will tell you that it is true.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 05, 2014 04:39 PM (U93Mr)

987 I think I'll have one of those red-headed Yolandas.

Posted by: Sen. Geary at November 05, 2014 04:40 PM (2sg3q)

988 She sounds like a wonderful woman, JJ. You were blessed to have her.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 05, 2014 04:40 PM (6P3Qb)

989 cmon 1000

Posted by: Bigby's Sock Removing Hands at November 05, 2014 04:40 PM (3ZtZW)

990 Bitch bitch moan bitch

ZOMG, we're gonna lose!! ZOMG ZOMG.

Whew, we won. Wait, fuck these guys.

Bitch bitch moan bitch

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo is a sourfaced attention whore at November 05, 2014 04:40 PM (Q9qpj)

991 dammit nood

Posted by: Bigby's Sock Removing Hands at November 05, 2014 04:41 PM (3ZtZW)

992 1000th?

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 05, 2014 04:41 PM (wtvvX)

993 Appletini.....

I went out with the mrs to one of dem fancy bars that charge $12 for a drink. They have an entire "Martini" menu with every combination of fruit and chocolate you can imagine. Hipster d-bags have basically ruined everything good in life.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at November 05, 2014 04:41 PM (0LHZx)

994 974 Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 05, 2014 04:37 PM (l3vZN)

In my youth perhaps...now it is the one they run from to not hear and the one they use as a hockey puck eh

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at November 05, 2014 04:41 PM (/4AZU)

995 Tequilla? OK now I know you're insane

I hang out here, that was a foregone conclusion.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 05, 2014 04:41 PM (naUcP)

996 679 Sonnyspats


"DOJ made a dump yesterday of fast and furious docs. Holder blinked.."
On election day when the public wasn't looking. He saw the writing on the wall and hopes the scrubbed enough to keep his ass out of prision. A few underlings will be sacrificed to make it look "justic-ey".

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at November 05, 2014 04:41 PM (Jo2OL)

997 Dammit, if I have to drag this across the 1k line myself...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 05, 2014 04:42 PM (naUcP)

998 990 Bitch bitch moan bitch

ZOMG, we're gonna lose!! ZOMG ZOMG.

Whew, we won. Wait, fuck these guys.

Bitch bitch moan bitch
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo is a sourfaced attention whore at November 05, 2014 04:40 PM (Q9qpj)

____________

When McConnell stops acting like he lost the election last night I'll stop bitching.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at November 05, 2014 04:42 PM (0LHZx)

999 ...I'm gonna need extra Cuervo for this...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 05, 2014 04:42 PM (naUcP)

1000 We're all Scottish here.
GGE will tell you that it is true.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 05, 2014 04:39 PM (U93Mr)

Some of us also have some EB Cherokee thrown in the mix.......

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 05, 2014 04:42 PM (6P3Qb)

1001 /throws blender across finish line

Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 05, 2014 04:42 PM (naUcP)

1002
961 Frsit!
Posted by: Barack Obama
......................
Shut up you idiot. Sasha, finish your homework.

Posted by: dinner at the Obama's at November 05, 2014 04:42 PM (wAQA5)

1003 When McConnell stops acting like he lost the election last night I'll stop bitching.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at November 05, 2014 04:42 PM (0LHZx)

No, you won't.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo is a sourfaced attention whore at November 05, 2014 04:43 PM (Q9qpj)

1004 OK, now 1000th?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2014 04:43 PM (D/504)

1005 Wine cooler.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at November 05, 2014 04:43 PM (wVWRM)

1006 999 ...I'm gonna need extra Cuervo for this...
Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 05, 2014 04:42 PM (naUcP)

Cuervo? Yuck. Patron is way better.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 05, 2014 04:45 PM (mx5oN)

1007 998 When McConnell stops acting like he lost the election last night I'll stop bitching.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at November 05, 2014 04:42 PM (0LHZx)

He ought to start talking like Joni Ernst. Definitely the bringer of "it."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 05, 2014 04:46 PM (CMkNk)

1008 1000 Some of us also have some EB Cherokee thrown in the mix.......
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 05, 2014 04:42 PM (6P3Qb)


Ewen MacMoskowitz.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 05, 2014 04:47 PM (CMkNk)

1009 He ought to start talking like Joni Ernst.

But hopefully not laughing like her, because good lord. Painful.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 05, 2014 04:48 PM (6P3Qb)

1010 I refuse to watch the bastard speak, absolutely, without a doubt, will I ever watch until the day he is replaced by a new president and then maybe the first two sentences. After that he's droning.

Posted by: Gmac- Pondering...something involving rope and a tree at November 05, 2014 04:48 PM (baiNQ)

1011 Daily Kos headline
Wed Nov 05, 2014 at 01:15 PM PST.

Midday open thread: Soda tax passes, legal pot spreads, ADP says 230,000 new jobs created last month

Posted by: Sonnyspats at November 05, 2014 04:50 PM (XYKz+)

1012 354 He's developed a new tic. Lip smacking. As if he couldn't have another annoying trait.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2014 03:22 PM (FsuaD)


Lip smacking is sometimes a side effect of antidepressant and/or antipsychotic medication.

Just sayin...

Posted by: MacGruber at November 05, 2014 04:50 PM (sWgE+)

1013 I hate (Sharpton's) politics, but I don't wish him any harm and I hope he's alright.

Lord have mercy.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 05, 2014 04:22 PM (6P3Qb)


Sharpton is responsible for a number of deaths (see Freddie's Fashion Mart and 'Jewish interlopers'). He also destroyed an innocent man, former D.A. Pagones, with his false racist attacks in the Tawana Brawley Hoax (for which he has never apologized and is unrepentant).

Devil take him.

Posted by: Red Person in Blue State at November 05, 2014 04:50 PM (i9r+y)

1014 "The only permissible exception is you may drink a margarita if it helps you get into a girl's pants."

Agreed. Similar exemptions apply to other froo-froo drinks. If you're at a girl's party, and she and her girlfriends are drinking shit drinks with pink umbrellas in them, it's acceptable to drink one so as to be a gentleman, but no more than that. Carry a half pint of real liquor with you and sneak shots in the bathroom after that.

Normally, tequila should only be consumed in shots with slices of lemon or lime and salt licked off the back of your hand.

And +50 on no fucking vodka in martinis. I hate it when I have to specify "Yes, with gin. Really." to some 25 year old hipster "bartender".

If you don't like martinis, don't drink them, but martinis are made with gin and vermouth. Nothing else. No vodka. No apple. No peach-banana-muskmelon liqueur. No chocolate syrup. Just gin, vermouth, and cold, cold ice.

Simple as that.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at November 05, 2014 04:51 PM (y+NVD)

1015 So....this sleepy dwarf called Mopy is the best the Dems have? bwahahaha

I am so glad I waited until to day, like a virgin, to hear a speech. I could easily compare it to the pre-immaculation of 2008. Same words delivered in a sleepier more sedated (literally) monotone. I am telling you he was dozing off at the end with droopy eyes, with arm propped on podium. He probably does this same speech in his sleep, complete with halitosis and stinky feet (per Mooch).

He seems to have lost his pizazz and replaced it with zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Detective of infectious disease czarina at November 05, 2014 04:52 PM (dMEBN)

1016 He saw the writing on the wall and hopes the scrubbed enough to keep his ass out of prision. A few underlings will be sacrificed to make it look "justic-ey".

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at November 05, 2014 04:41 PM (Jo2OL)


I want a piece o yer ass son!

Posted by: Trey Gowdy at November 05, 2014 04:53 PM (XYKz+)

1017
If you don't like martinis, don't drink them, but martinis are made with gin and vermouth. Nothing else. No vodka. No apple. No peach-banana-muskmelon liqueur. No chocolate syrup. Just gin, vermouth, and cold, cold ice.

Simple as that.


And a olives. Cocktail onion is good, but call it a Gibson.

Damn, I want a drink and I have a 2 hr commute before I can.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 05, 2014 04:54 PM (JtwS4)

1018 A twist of lemon peel is also acceptable in lieu of the olive, but yeah, an onion makes it a Gibson.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at November 05, 2014 04:55 PM (y+NVD)

1019 "Sudanese soldiers rape more than TWO HUNDRED women and children in Darfur village"

Pikers.

Posted by: The Kennedy Klan at November 05, 2014 04:56 PM (Jo2OL)

1020 Wow I haven't seen a 1000+ post thread in awhile.

If there was any yesterday I didn't come to the innanetz pretty much at all.

Posted by: thathalfrican at November 05, 2014 05:16 PM (R5HRU)

1021 A daiquri is rum, simple syrup, and lime juice. Supposedly it was one of Hemingway's favorite drinks.

So I'd give that an exception for manliness. Besides, I like them myself.

Posted by: rickl at November 05, 2014 05:19 PM (zoehZ)

1022 That Chris Matthews disappointed face is not really fair. He always looks like that.

Posted by: adolfo_velasquez at November 05, 2014 05:30 PM (whxbn)

1023 Since NRO banished Derb/Steyn and York and some others left, it's really become unreadable. There must be some shut-ins out there who read David French and Yuval Levin, but it's hard to come up with a good reason for NRO to still exist.

Posted by: bjk at November 05, 2014 05:38 PM (DOgiJ)

1024
*choke*
every single day he's looking at how to do things better

lol

no, he's looking for his golf ball
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 05, 2014 03:04 PM (IXrOn)


Reggie probably has it.

Posted by: Bill H at November 05, 2014 06:09 PM (3sZO1)

1025 Killing Me Softly. What's that, a baseball bat with a down pillow wrapped around it?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 05, 2014 04:36 PM (CMkNk)


No. Roberta Flack, ca. '73.

/Yes, i know that wasn't what you were shooting at. I was just feeling a little smart assed.

Posted by: Bill H at November 05, 2014 06:21 PM (3sZO1)

1026 Liking the pictures, and the meltdown.. but yesterday evening didn't quite do it for me.

Sure I could say it was Hickenlooper, but that isn't really it.

I WANTED the first televised actual head implosion.
I was certain MSNBC was going to get there.

Maddow gets up and runs off screaming.
Chris has a stroke and stops speaking in complete words.
Then Sharpton loses it so badly you could tell (which might require an actual head exploding).

I set my hopes a bit too high. Maybe in 2016.

Posted by: gekkobear at November 05, 2014 06:54 PM (qqVuf)

1027 20 minutes?!? LOL!!

Posted by: WannabeAnglican at November 05, 2014 07:06 PM (24eei)

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