Does The Media Have a Domestic Violence Problem?

Well played.

It's actually a good question. This isn't about domestic abuse, actually -- no one actually defends domestic abuse -- but the media's interest in connecting individual misdeeds to a "culture of corruption" for some industries, but not others.

And never their own, certainly.

This isn't my bag -- I don't agree with many conservatives that the media has been in a feeding frenzy over the NFL (but that could just be because I stopped watching the media long ago, so I wouldn't know!) -- but it's a good point.

Pushback against the media on this point is not over whether domestic violence is bad -- it is said to be bad, without reservation, by everyone -- nor whether the NFL did the right thing here -- virtually everyone agrees that the NFL behaved shabbily.

The complaint lodged is the one I heard Rush Limbaugh making last week -- whether or not the media sees itself as having a priority of creating disruption in other institutions which compete for the public's affection, specifically, those which are not themselves left-leaning.*

The media never suggests that one man's failings are the fault of a left-leaning institution in general -- for example, the media all but refused to report that Bob Filner's, the grabby-handed mayor of San Diego, was in fact a Nancy Pelosi wingman and high-seniority Congressman in DC for 20 years before becoming Mayor of SD.

Filthy Filner's various gropings were Just One Man's failings -- and definitely no fault of the Congressional Democrats or the Progressive Caucus for failing to investigate the whispers about Filner.

However, when an institution is right-leaning -- or simply not left-leaning -- the media goes into attack mode to degrade it (as Obama might say), to humble it, to disrupt it, to bring it down a peg, to bring it to heel -- to show it who's boss, in terms of institutional power.

So Jeffery Lord at the American Spectator had a question -- Have there been any recent domestic-violence charges involving people working for the US legacy media?

The answer may surprise you.

Just kidding, the answer won't surprise you at all.

But of course we have not seen these cases trumpeted out to the world, nor have we seen a flood of ink and a storm of pixels questioning whether or not these people's employers are complicit in their misdeeds.

The Guild protects its own. The Guild has its own interests. The Guild has its own agenda.

The Guild claims it doesn't -- but The Guild claims that because getting as many dupes to trust them implicitly is one of The Guild's highest corporate missions.


* I don't know that I agree with Rush Limbaugh's claim that the media is unnecessarily disrupting a competing institution in this particular case, but the point is generally true, doubtless.

Posted by: Ace at 03:11 PM




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1 bonk bonk on the head

Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 23, 2014 03:13 PM (fIv/H)

2 Frist again?

"That is, whether the"

Your minute of Zen, morons.

Posted by: Citizen X at September 23, 2014 03:13 PM (7ObY1)

3 My wife only beats me to show me how much she cares for me.

Posted by: david brooks at September 23, 2014 03:13 PM (lD34o)

4 Sorry, honey. I meant
Honest. Really.

Posted by: david brooks at September 23, 2014 03:14 PM (lD34o)

5 That is, whether the ...

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Oh shit..... the NSA stole Ace.

Or he banned himself again.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 23, 2014 03:14 PM (NaV4z)

6 And my Mommy only beat me because I washed and rinsed but did not repeat.

Posted by: David Brooks at September 23, 2014 03:14 PM (7ObY1)

7 Media hypocrites? The deuce, you say.

Posted by: fluffy at September 23, 2014 03:15 PM (Ua6T/)

8 Excellent post and decisively nails it:

"---creating disruption in other institutions which compete for the public's affection, specifically, those which are not themselves left-leaning."

Posted by: seems legit at September 23, 2014 03:15 PM (A98Xu)

9 Oh shit..... the NSA stole Ace.

Or he banned himself again.


I think it was a random Jon Anderson lyric.

(Because Yes had a song called "That that is")

Posted by: Citizen X at September 23, 2014 03:15 PM (7ObY1)

10 Posted by: fixerupper at September 23, 2014 03:14 PM (NaV4z)

Maybe he's "willowed" ?

Posted by: wrg500 at September 23, 2014 03:15 PM (sWgE+)

11 You f*cking poseur!!! I'm the real David Brooks... if that's okay with you, honey.

Posted by: david brooks at September 23, 2014 03:16 PM (lD34o)

12 Ace fell asleep mid sentence and his head hit the POST key.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 23, 2014 03:16 PM (EtJUU)

13 Posted by: David Brooks

What did I tell you about wire hangers!?

Posted by: Mommy Brooks Dearest at September 23, 2014 03:16 PM (dUGHS)

14 11 You f*cking poseur!!! I'm the real David Brooks... if that's okay with you, honey.


Go crease your pants, homo.

Posted by: Faux David Brooks at September 23, 2014 03:16 PM (7ObY1)

15 The hobos finally got to ace!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2014 03:16 PM (DrWcr)

16 Corrective Phrenology is not to be self-applied. Especially when writing.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at September 23, 2014 03:17 PM (rt3TY)

17 As if I would ever appear on Faux!

Posted by: david brooks at September 23, 2014 03:17 PM (lD34o)

18 Avenge me!

Posted by: Rick "Dirty" Sanchez, drunk driver, killer at September 23, 2014 03:18 PM (ioO9/)

19 The Spice Must Flow!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 23, 2014 03:18 PM (EtJUU)

20 >>>>This isn't my bag
...
and One book, entitled "Domestic Violence - - it's totally my bag, baby!" by a Mr. A. O'Spades.

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Duster at September 23, 2014 03:18 PM (3ZtZW)

21 remember Jan 1993 when we were repeatedly told that women should get outof the house on Superbowl Sunday? Worst day for women getting assaulted by husbands and boyfriends? Youmight remember thatit turned out to be rubbish, but it was promoting a higher truth.

Posted by: George Frederick Handel at September 23, 2014 03:18 PM (bJm7W)

22 Shit, is this like "Finnegan's Wake"? "whether the" is the end of the book, but it loops to the beginning, so the story has no true beginning or end but simply a continuous narrative?

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 23, 2014 03:19 PM (3H4Zj)

23 *ahem*

Posted by: the scorpion at September 23, 2014 03:19 PM (heW+t)

24 That is, whether the

The suspense is killing me. Has something been done in my mouth, or not?

Posted by: krakatoa at September 23, 2014 03:19 PM (eCtnP)

25 The media exists to create the crisis de jour, the buzz, the whispers, the outrage, the rally cry

"Remember the Maine"

"Remember the Alamo"

"The Lindbergh Baby has been kidnapped !!!!!"

"War on Women"

It's how they make their money, like the backyard gossip who knows everything going on in the neighborhood.

Posted by: fallacies galore at September 23, 2014 03:20 PM (/hT2g)

26
OT but extremely interesting, China has said no more islamic dress. head coverings, crescents, beards fasting etc. are banned. They will not allow people on buses that cover themselves up or have mussie beards.

Of course the left is whining HR violations. Well tough. They were blowing up innocent chinese right and left so what did they expect?

Posted by: The Progs at September 23, 2014 03:20 PM (iQIUe)

27 I think Jonah Goldberg has made this point rather well.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 23, 2014 03:20 PM (EtJUU)

28 However, when an institution is right-leaning -- or simply not left-leaning -- the media goes into attack mode to degrade it (as Obama might say), to humble it, to disrupt it, to bring it down a peg, to bring it to heel -- to show it who's boss, in terms of institutional power.


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OR an institution representing a deeply-held American tradition.

Posted by: Soona at September 23, 2014 03:20 PM (zTzGd)

29 Of course the left is whining HR violations. Well tough. They were blowing up innocent chinese right and left so what did they expect?
Posted by: The Progs at September 23, 2014 03:20 PM (iQIUe)

Uighur, please.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2014 03:20 PM (DrWcr)

30 When I get you in my apartment, you'll learn a new meaning for degraded.

Posted by: Shep Smith at September 23, 2014 03:21 PM (oFCZn)

31 >>>>unnecessarily disrupting a competing institution

Don't get it. How is the NFL a competing institution to the media?

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Duster at September 23, 2014 03:21 PM (3ZtZW)

32 Actually, the media sound like abused spouses, always making up excuses for their man's violence, while gossiping about the other men, the real culprits.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 23, 2014 03:21 PM (9T/th)

33 Do we still have to do it standing up, Shep, old man?

Posted by: david brooks at September 23, 2014 03:21 PM (lD34o)

34 The funniest thing about this whole thing is

Posted by: Mega at September 23, 2014 03:22 PM (hHFOx)

35 -- whether or not the media sees itself as having a priority of creating disruption in other institutions which compete for the public's affection, specifically, those which are not themselves left-leaning.*


You know, I read a book recently that talked about this. Liberal Fascism. The author's name is Jonah Goldberg.

Look it up ace, I think you'd really like it.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 23, 2014 03:22 PM (da5Wo)

36 It's really striking that

Posted by: Theodore Rex at September 23, 2014 03:23 PM (heW+t)

37 Since I am horrified by this, I will keep bringing it up.

Governor Deval Patrick has gone full Kennedy and fired people for having the temerity to demand that his brother in law, who was convicted of raping his wife (aka Gov. Patrick's sister), be listed as a sex offender.

I think we can all imagine how this would be playing out if it were a Republican governor who did such a thing.


War. On. Women.


Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at September 23, 2014 03:23 PM (mf5HN)

38 "The Guild protects its own. The Guild has its own interests. The Guild has its own agenda."

Marv Albert begs to differ.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Perturbed Pumpkins and Atumunal Agonies at the Outrage Outlet! at September 23, 2014 03:23 PM (hLRSq)

39 Domestic violence isn't always bad but it is always tiring.

Posted by: Ike Turner at September 23, 2014 03:23 PM (EtJUU)

40 >>>Don't get it. How is the NFL a competing institution to the media?

entertainment, prestige.

Plus, collecting a scalp is personally and financially rewarding.

All animals -- and all people -- and all institutions -- compete with each other for dominance and pre-eminence.


I tend to view society and culture in Darwinian terms.

Posted by: ace at September 23, 2014 03:23 PM (/FnUH)

41 The Ray Rice video was played a lot. Wgat I learned from the rxs to that is that any woman who is with a pro athlete is probably a ho. (Just like I learned - while on a malpractice jury - that all MDs are guilty of malpractice.)

But imho the MSM has under-reported the details of the whippings that Adrian Peterson gave his 4 yr old. And tgey've under-reported the texts and admissions.

I get the conflicted opinions about adult women who get beaten (sort of), but I don't get the shrugs about a toddler getting whipped.

As for the stats flying around about rate of occurence in NFL vs , I'd be interested in comparing crime rates within economic brackets. Seems like most of the big college and NFL stars have DUIs, drugs, thefts, and/or assault arrests.

I don't even have a moving violation.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at September 23, 2014 03:23 PM (zDsvJ)

42 31 >>>>unnecessarily disrupting a competing institution

Don't get it. How is the NFL a competing institution to the media?
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Duster at September 23, 2014 03:21 PM (3ZtZW)

With the media becoming increasingly self-referential, it only stands to reason that

Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2014 03:23 PM (DrWcr)

43 Just when the other thread was getting going with Triple Titty Gate.





































































Posted by: Minnfidel at September 23, 2014 03:23 PM (JOApe)

44 >>>Since I am horrified by this, I will keep bringing it up.

Governor Deval Patrick has gone full Kennedy and fired people for having the temerity to demand that his brother in law, who was convicted of raping his wife (aka Gov. Patrick's sister), be listed as a sex offender.

I think we can all imagine how this would be playing out if it were a Republican governor who did such a thing.


...

i didn't know about that; i'll post it next.

Posted by: ace at September 23, 2014 03:23 PM (/FnUH)

45 Ace is such a badass writer, he doesn't just use silent letters. He uses silent words.

Posted by: Mega at September 23, 2014 03:24 PM (hHFOx)

46 The sheriff is

Posted by: Theodore Rex at September 23, 2014 03:24 PM (heW+t)

47
it must never be forgotten that

Posted by: ace at September 23, 2014 03:25 PM (/FnUH)

48 The most important thing to take away from all this is

Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2014 03:25 PM (DrWcr)

49 >>>That is, whether the

MOO

Posted by: Interrupting Cow at September 23, 2014 03:25 PM (3ZtZW)

50 What marijuana, Mister Ranger?

Posted by: uncut andi sullivan at September 23, 2014 03:25 PM (lD34o)

51 But first

Posted by: Mel Gibson at September 23, 2014 03:26 PM (dUGHS)

52 Remember, too, CNN (can we actually still call them media?) gave me a show after my corruption and disgraces were made public.

That'd be like Roger Goodell seeing the video, and then putting an unsuspended Ray Rice front and center during Pink Ribbon Month in the NFL.

Posted by: Client No. 9 at September 23, 2014 03:26 PM (ioO9/)

53
Don't forget about the ESPN guy to taped his girlfriend in delecto and then posted it to a pron site.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 23, 2014 03:26 PM (9T/th)

54 So then the duck turns around and says

Posted by: Mega at September 23, 2014 03:26 PM (hHFOx)

55 First rule of the Guild is not to talk about the Guild. You have been warned. By the Guild.

Posted by: The Guild at September 23, 2014 03:26 PM (yRwC8)

56 I miss when ESPN used to be just about highlights. Now it wants to talk about (and insert itself into) "THE ISSUES (TM)." Who enjoys this horse crap?

I just want to watch another lousy season with my football team, but no, it's got to be about THE NAME. Ugh. As if Dan Snyder isn't punishment enough.

Neo-Puritans ruin everything.

Posted by: Shoot Me at September 23, 2014 03:26 PM (EQcfE)

57 "The Guild has its own agenda."

1st Rule of The Guild: You don't talk about The Guild's Agenda.

2nd Rule of The Guild: You don't talk about the Guild's Agenda.

3rd Rule: Lie. Often.

Posted by: The Guild at September 23, 2014 03:27 PM (1CroS)

58 before cutting the oxygen feed to the cabin, you must first

Posted by: ace at September 23, 2014 03:27 PM (/FnUH)

59 Posted by: Minnfidel at September 23, 2014 03:23 PM (JOApe)

What did you write that was so appalling that it had to be scrubbed from the site with only a gray box left behind to mark where it had been?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Perturbed Pumpkins and Atumunal Agonies at the Outrage Outlet! at September 23, 2014 03:27 PM (hLRSq)

60 Party of the Donkey Punch!

Posted by: Dan (aka Don Ho Ho Ho) In-No-Way! at September 23, 2014 03:27 PM (ucB75)

61 Penguins are never found in

Posted by: Neil deGrasse Tyson at September 23, 2014 03:27 PM (EtJUU)

62 improperly inserting the bullets into the clip will

Posted by: ace at September 23, 2014 03:27 PM (/FnUH)

63
THEN WHO IS

Posted by: fixerupper at September 23, 2014 03:27 PM (NaV4z)

64 THEN WHO WAS

Posted by: Marmo at September 23, 2014 03:27 PM (QW+AD)

65 When summoning demons it is vital to remember to

Posted by: Theodore Rex at September 23, 2014 03:28 PM (heW+t)

66 a woman will not be bothered by some ass-play if

Posted by: ace at September 23, 2014 03:28 PM (/FnUH)

67 The Guild protects its own. The Guild has its own interests. The Guild has its own agenda.



The beatings must flow.



Posted by: EC at September 23, 2014 03:28 PM (GQ8sn)

68 The sex offender's list is a great tool to use to suppress those other people who would otherwise compete with our people.

Everyone hates pedophelia and pedophiles so label someone a sex offender and they will never bother you again.

It's like making conservatives into criminals. Once you have defined and established the offence all you need to do is expand the definition and you can send six year old boys to reeducation camp for wearing a USMC t-shirt to school.

Posted by: fallacies galore at September 23, 2014 03:28 PM (/hT2g)

69 What about Hope Solo? When does she get ban fro soccer?

Posted by: wrg500 at September 23, 2014 03:28 PM (sWgE+)

70 Question for the Day: Is The Barrel a serial abuser, or?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 23, 2014 03:28 PM (RzZOc)

71 Whatever you do, don't

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 23, 2014 03:28 PM (da5Wo)

72 If Pluto is a planet them I'm a

Posted by: Neil deGrasse Tyson at September 23, 2014 03:28 PM (EtJUU)

73 Of course it's also human nature to pile on.



I catch myself doing sometimes. Anyway, as I've said, I would defend Goodell but I hate him.

Posted by: eleven at September 23, 2014 03:28 PM (VhqUZ)

74 Insert Tab A into

Posted by: Theodore Rex at September 23, 2014 03:28 PM (heW+t)

75 This is much more common than most people realize. Having been inside news orgs, I can tell you there's very much a culture of silence... if you report on their bastards, they'll report on yours.

Silence rules the day.

Posted by: Anonymous Coward at September 23, 2014 03:28 PM (joAMD)

76 I don't know that I agree with Rush Limbaugh's claim that the media is unnecessarily disrupting a

competing institution



Professional boxing?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2014 03:29 PM (NDtnc)

77 Ha!

Posted by: Marmo at September 23, 2014 03:29 PM (QW+AD)

78 "What? Cocaine? In my shorts? I have no idea how that got there Mr. Customs Officer."

-Bob Probert

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Perturbed Pumpkins and Atumunal Agonies at the Outrage Outlet! at September 23, 2014 03:29 PM (hLRSq)

79 First, cut the red wire after ensuring

Posted by: explosives manual at September 23, 2014 03:29 PM (lD34o)

80 Women beg for facials when you

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 23, 2014 03:29 PM (da5Wo)

81 No. 21. That is correct, sir. "False but accurate," is our motto.

Posted by: Dan Rather at September 23, 2014 03:29 PM (NG7MG)

82 Read all about it in Jonah

Posted by: Mega at September 23, 2014 03:29 PM (hHFOx)

83 re 26: "OT but extremely interesting, China has said no more islamic dress. head coverings, crescents, beards fasting etc. are banned. They will not allow people on buses that cover themselves up or have mussie beards."

don't people like SIEU's Andy Stern and Paul Krugman tell us we should be more like China?

Posted by: mallfly at September 23, 2014 03:29 PM (bJm7W)

84 I'm sure Jeffery Lord came up with this article idea independently. It seems pretty obvious.

Or...

He could be an AoSHQ fan and caught my comment last week recommending this exact thing (along with a check into abuse for officials of the Democrat party).

Of course, this would have had more impact had it came out earlier when the media was at the height of it's frenzy.

Posted by: jwest at September 23, 2014 03:29 PM (u2a4R)

85
Weren't all the Munchkins members of a Guild? I'm sure the Lollipop Kids were.

Posted by: The Progs at September 23, 2014 03:29 PM (iQIUe)

86 There are those who would say

Posted by: eleven at September 23, 2014 03:29 PM (VhqUZ)

87
The spice lies must flow.

Posted by: The Guild at September 23, 2014 03:29 PM (mETGQ)

88
Operation Pipewrench!

*sigh*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 23, 2014 03:29 PM (TIIx5)

89 locate the sternum with your fingers, poise the syringe six inches above it, then

Posted by: ace at September 23, 2014 03:30 PM (/FnUH)

90
Water sure is cold

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 23, 2014 03:30 PM (mgE2f)

91 I hear black helicopters

Posted by: fallacies galore at September 23, 2014 03:30 PM (/hT2g)

92 RE #55

1st Rule of Moron-posting: Don't read the post or the comments before commenting.

2nd Rule of Moron-posting: Don't read the post or the comments before commenting.

Posted by: The Real Guild at September 23, 2014 03:30 PM (1CroS)

93 The floe must beat!

Posted by: the penguins at September 23, 2014 03:30 PM (lD34o)

94 After inserting your

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 23, 2014 03:30 PM (da5Wo)

95 Grab the lemon with both hands and

Posted by: Mega at September 23, 2014 03:31 PM (hHFOx)

96 First, the man with the melon switches on the vacuum cleaner, then

Posted by: Theodore Rex at September 23, 2014 03:31 PM (heW+t)

97 Oh oh. Hello barrel.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 23, 2014 03:31 PM (JOApe)

98 Everyone hates pedophelia and pedophiles so label someone a sex offender and they will never bother you again.

It's like making conservatives into criminals.



Remove that last shred of restraint. I dare you.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2014 03:31 PM (NDtnc)

99 China is allowed to have their own culture because reasons.

Posted by: eleven at September 23, 2014 03:31 PM (VhqUZ)

100 >>>I miss when ESPN used to be just about highlights.
Now it wants to talk about (and insert itself into) "THE ISSUES (TM)."
Who enjoys this horse crap?


Posted by: Shoot Me at September 23, 2014 03:26 PM (EQcfE)<<<

E!SPN.

You're 24 hour home for gossip, overly dramatic former athletes, and uniform style critiques.

Posted by: E!SPN at September 23, 2014 03:31 PM (ioO9/)

101 Children taste better when

Posted by: Hairy Reed at September 23, 2014 03:32 PM (jucos)

102 Children taste better when

Posted by: Hairy Reed at September 23, 2014 03:32 PM (jucos)

103 Harmless king snakes can be differentiated from deadly coral snakes by

Posted by: ace at September 23, 2014 03:32 PM (/FnUH)

104
Heh.
http://tinyurl.com/pcyh4yu

Posted by: maddogg at September 23, 2014 03:32 PM (xWW96)

105 Ace is a

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 23, 2014 03:32 PM (da5Wo)

106 Fruit and

Posted by: Mega at September 23, 2014 03:32 PM (hHFOx)

107 Oh oh. Hello barrel.
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 23, 2014 03:31 PM (JOApe)

You may not be interested in the barrel; but the barrel is interested in you.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Perturbed Pumpkins and Atumunal Agonies at the Outrage Outlet! at September 23, 2014 03:32 PM (hLRSq)

108 But the bad mans inna white howse had 8 hunnert boolits to load into that machete and hatchet!!

Posted by: the media - guns are bad and they scare me so there at September 23, 2014 03:32 PM (ucB75)

109 If you're bitten by a poisonous snake, don't ever

Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2014 03:33 PM (DrWcr)

110 What about self abuse? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at September 23, 2014 03:33 PM (X+nFp)

111 The call is coming from

Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Voiced by Brian Dennehy at September 23, 2014 03:33 PM (jucos)

112
I have pancakes in my

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 23, 2014 03:33 PM (TIIx5)

113 If the nuclear core reaches 4,500 degrees celsius, it may be melting down. First,

Posted by: ace at September 23, 2014 03:33 PM (/FnUH)

114
The first rule of writing is

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 23, 2014 03:33 PM (mgE2f)

115 The most important thing to take away from all this is
Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2014 03:25 PM (DrWcr)



Soooooo. I see the third hand graft finally took hold. So to speak.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at September 23, 2014 03:33 PM (mf5HN)

116 The secret to getting hot women into bed with you is

Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2014 03:33 PM (DrWcr)

117 When your wife says to

Posted by: wrg500 at September 23, 2014 03:33 PM (sWgE+)

118 THEN WHO WAS VIOLENCE?!?!

Posted by: RomneyBot since 2007 at September 23, 2014 03:34 PM (e2WGx)

119 47


it must never be forgotten that

Posted by: ace at September 23, 2014 03:25 PM (/FnUH)
.-------------..-------------.Thread winner!

Posted by: chiefjaybob at September 23, 2014 03:34 PM (syWCj)

120 I had my phone sitting on my laptop and it must have scrolled down. I really didn't have that much to say, but I sure did use allot of space. This is really the story of Obama.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 23, 2014 03:34 PM (JOApe)

121 When attempting to gain the bear's trust, be sure to never to

Posted by: Timothy Treadwell at September 23, 2014 03:34 PM (EtJUU)

122 Obi-Wan never told you about your father, did he?

Luke, I am

Posted by: Darth Vader at September 23, 2014 03:34 PM (/FnUH)

123 The MFM should remember this quote:


Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then
shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye.

Posted by: Vic at September 23, 2014 03:34 PM (T2V/1)

124 Post on a Prick
Followed by a post on a boob
Followeb by a post on assholes

What's next? Hillary?

Posted by: Drill_Thrawl at September 23, 2014 03:34 PM (znT2j)

125 Horde, I'l be posting some selfies at

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at September 23, 2014 03:34 PM (mf5HN)

126 To convince her and her friend

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 23, 2014 03:34 PM (da5Wo)

127









.

Posted by: Marcel Marceau at September 23, 2014 03:35 PM (jucos)

128 Never make direct eye contact with a

Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2014 03:35 PM (DrWcr)

129 maintaining a firm grip, use your thumbs to gently separate

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 23, 2014 03:35 PM (WRseu)

130
Water sure is cold

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 23, 2014 03:30 PM (mgE2f)







Deep, too.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 23, 2014 03:35 PM (TIIx5)

131 Soooooo. I see the third hand graft finally took hold. So to speak.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at September 23, 2014 03:33 PM (mf5HN)

Actually, I'm typing with my

Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2014 03:35 PM (DrWcr)

132 When I am President the three agencies I will cut are

Posted by: I'm Rick Perry, bitch at September 23, 2014 03:35 PM (ioO9/)

133 Post on a Prick
Followed by a post on a boob
Followeb by a post on assholes

What's next? Hillary?

KABOOM!

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at September 23, 2014 03:35 PM (X+nFp)

134 The first rule of docking a dirigible is

Posted by: Capt. Max Pruss at September 23, 2014 03:35 PM (EtJUU)

135 Grab the long hot

Posted by: Iblis at September 23, 2014 03:35 PM (9221z)

136 to the Left, The NFL celebrates masculinity, so Patriarchy, so it must be either transformed or destroyed

Posted by: brak at September 23, 2014 03:35 PM (Tj+s6)

137 The key to getting your husband to do the dishes and other routine household tasks is

Posted by: ace at September 23, 2014 03:35 PM (/FnUH)

138 The predicate of a sentence is

Posted by: Mega at September 23, 2014 03:36 PM (hHFOx)

139 Shut up Marcel.

Posted by: eleven at September 23, 2014 03:36 PM (VhqUZ)

140 AtC's lack of statue only hinders her when

Posted by: wrg500 at September 23, 2014 03:36 PM (sWgE+)

141 "Horde, I'l be posting some selfies at"


the chive

admit it....all moronettes have selfies at the chive

Posted by: fallacies galore at September 23, 2014 03:36 PM (/hT2g)

142 Its

Posted by: Monty Python's Flying Circus at September 23, 2014 03:36 PM (3ZtZW)

143
To release the bra strap with one hand, first grasp the clasp, then.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 23, 2014 03:36 PM (mgE2f)

144
Omigod!!! Its full of

Posted by: fixerupper at September 23, 2014 03:36 PM (NaV4z)

145 Who still thinks we're kidding about the camps?

Dinesh D'Souza was sentenced Tuesday to eight months in a confinement center and five years probation

Posted by: Citizen X at September 23, 2014 03:36 PM (7ObY1)

146 Actually, I'm typing with my
Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2014 03:35 PM (DrWcr)


Tea all over

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at September 23, 2014 03:36 PM (mf5HN)

147 Well... I'm off to

Posted by: Capt. Shettino at September 23, 2014 03:36 PM (jucos)

148 Whatever you do, you must never, ever

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at September 23, 2014 03:36 PM (c3oyT)

149 To get her to bring you a beer, you

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 23, 2014 03:37 PM (da5Wo)

150 BEST DAMN LOW-CARB BROWNIES IN THE WORLD!!!

4 grams of carbs per brownie, and indistinguishable from real brownies. And made with real melted chocolate, too!

To make them, you need:

4 cups of

Posted by: ace at September 23, 2014 03:37 PM (/FnUH)

151 O what fools these mortals

Posted by: The Bard at September 23, 2014 03:37 PM (7ObY1)

152
My address is

Posted by: Kate Upton at September 23, 2014 03:37 PM (TIIx5)

153 I think "dupe" aptly describes anyone that listens to the media.

Every single story I read, not matter who the source is gets sceptically filtered.

Notice I said "read" because many have lost the privilege of having me as a reader. They are so thoroughly discredited that I won't even wast my time.

I was going to parenthetically add "watch" but I really don't watch at all anymore. It's just too painful and checking facts makes watching to arduous.

But there is still a whole class of people out there who use the media as their primary source of information (maybe Brooks can find them and strike up a conversation).

And you want to wonder why the country is in so much trouble?

I believe many people have lost the inquisitive aspect of their personalities. Today's mind numbing media and terrible schools is largely responsible for that.

So the media gets away with this dishonest stuff because they are seen mostly as entertainment by people who are largely apathetic and uncaring.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 23, 2014 03:37 PM (GGCsk)

154 (but that could just be because I stopped watching the media long ago, so I wouldn't know!) -- but it's a good point.----Ace


Oh Ace give yourself credit. You do watch the media and comment about what they say and don't say. You are pretty much on top of things IMHO.

That being said the media does protect their own and those that align on the left. I will give you one example, teacher sexual misconduct. That's a bigger story than say Ray Rice slapping up his girl or Adrian Peterson whipping his son.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, kinder, gentler machine gun hand at September 23, 2014 03:37 PM (2Aj5D)

155 The first rule of writing is



Plagerize, plagerize, plagerize!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2014 03:37 PM (NDtnc)

156 "The media never suggests that one man's failings are the fault of a left-leaning institution in general -- "
-----------------
From The Department of Extraordinary Coincidence:

Kwame Kilpatrick, Patrick Cannon, Ray Nagin, Bill Campbell, Gordon Jenkins, etc., etc.

Posted by: Mr. Maudlin at September 23, 2014 03:37 PM (F2IAQ)

157 When cruising the North Atlantic, be sure to keep a sharp eye out for

Posted by: Titanic's lookout handbook at September 23, 2014 03:37 PM (QW+AD)

158 I love how Jeffrey Lord piece explains how the left circles the wagons from a distance, then pounces at once.

Like pack animals after prey.

Exactly like that.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 23, 2014 03:38 PM (IXrOn)

159 If you geeks had real keyboards instead of smart phones, you wouldn't have the issue of

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 23, 2014 03:38 PM (9T/th)

160 First, take off her

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 23, 2014 03:38 PM (da5Wo)

161 Time

Posted by: Andy Reid at September 23, 2014 03:38 PM (JybVy)

162 Posted by: Marcel Marceau at September 23, 2014 03:35 PM

Well played

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 23, 2014 03:38 PM (WRseu)

163 They will never land in

Posted by: A Hitler at September 23, 2014 03:38 PM (jucos)

164 You guys are ruthless. And hilarious.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 23, 2014 03:38 PM (JOApe)

165 150
BEST DAMN LOW-CARB BROWNIES IN THE WORLD!!!

4 grams of carbs per brownie, and indistinguishable from real brownies. And made with real melted chocolate, too!

To make them, you need:

4 eggs
Posted by: ace

Then bring them for the rest of the class young man.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, kinder, gentler machine gun hand at September 23, 2014 03:39 PM (2Aj5D)

166
Dyno

Posted by: Jimmy Walker at September 23, 2014 03:39 PM (mgE2f)

167 164 You guys are ruthless. And hilarious.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 23, 2014 03:38 PM (JOApe)



And we're

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 23, 2014 03:39 PM (da5Wo)

168
To avoid infection and painful necrosis, be sure to

Posted by: Cockring Instruction Pamphlet at September 23, 2014 03:39 PM (TIIx5)

169 Always make sure the cheese grater is turned away from your

Posted by: Bill O'Reilly's Ghost of Falafel at September 23, 2014 03:39 PM (RJMhd)

170 You killed my

Posted by: Inigo Montoya at September 23, 2014 03:40 PM (jucos)

171 Call me Ishmael. Some years ago -- never mind how long precisely -- having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world. It is a way I have of driving off the spleen and regulating the circulation. Whenever I find myself growing grim about the mouth; whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul; whenever I find myself involuntarily pausing before coffin warehouses, and bringing up the rear of every funeral I meet; and especially whenever my hypos get such an upper hand of me, that it requires a strong moral principle to prevent me from deliberately stepping into the street, and methodically knocking people's hats off--then, I account it high time to

Posted by: Herman Melville just forgot everything he intended to say at September 23, 2014 03:40 PM (/FnUH)

172 Rush has to see the NFL getting put over a barrel

Posted by: the real ch3 at September 23, 2014 03:40 PM (IG5KL)

173
The EPA... OSHA..... and

Posted by: Rick Perry at September 23, 2014 03:40 PM (NaV4z)

174 At this point

Posted by: Penfold at September 23, 2014 03:40 PM (Fbt5B)

175 When stalking hobo's

Posted by: wrg500 at September 23, 2014 03:40 PM (sWgE+)

176 NOOOO!!!!!!

Why did you

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 23, 2014 03:40 PM (da5Wo)

177 except the second core, which

Posted by: Brother Cavil at September 23, 2014 03:41 PM (rt3TY)

178 Think a new meme is

Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2014 03:41 PM (DrWcr)

179 Never swim in the deep ocean.

There was a 'round the world sailor, solo sailor, who was found clinging to the stays of his yacht with his body overboard.

His body ended at the waterline, where his waist would have been.

Posted by: fallacies galore at September 23, 2014 03:41 PM (/hT2g)

180 Here, hold my

Posted by: West Virginia Redneck at September 23, 2014 03:41 PM (jucos)

181 You guys are ruthless.
--------------

I beg your

Posted by: Ruth at September 23, 2014 03:41 PM (hHFOx)

182 His body ended at the waterline, where his waist would have been.
Posted by: fallacies galore at September 23, 2014 03:41 PM (/hT2g)

What got him was probably

Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2014 03:41 PM (DrWcr)

183 Always make sure your plastic surgeon is

Posted by: Michael Jackson at September 23, 2014 03:41 PM (RJMhd)

184 We'll always have

Posted by: Humphrey Bogart at September 23, 2014 03:42 PM (mgE2f)

185 As her warm lips touched my

Posted by: wrg500 at September 23, 2014 03:42 PM (sWgE+)

186
There was a 'round the world sailor, solo sailor, who was found clinging to the stays of his yacht with his body overboard.

His body ended at the waterline, where his waist would have been.

--

Antarctic Ocean, right? It was the

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 23, 2014 03:42 PM (9T/th)

187 Apply the lube to

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at September 23, 2014 03:42 PM (mf5HN)

188 AoSH-ADHD

Posted by: Roy at September 23, 2014 03:42 PM (VndSC)

189 Posted by: Herman Melville just forgot everything he intended to say at September 23, 2014 03:40 PM (/FnUH)

If only! That book was the biggest pile of crap ever. Until, David Brooks got a job at

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at September 23, 2014 03:42 PM (X+nFp)

190 Link...Save the Princess...Zelda is your

Posted by: Link's dying uncle in LTTP at September 23, 2014 03:42 PM (3H4Zj)

191
I played the

Posted by: Brian Dennehy at September 23, 2014 03:42 PM (TIIx5)

192 The only hope you humans have against us is to

Posted by: The Penguins at September 23, 2014 03:42 PM (DrWcr)

193 Rush has to LOVE seeing the NFL getting put over a barrel

Posted by: the real ch3 at September 23, 2014 03:42 PM (IG5KL)

194 Every single thing the media does is battlespace prep for liberalism.

Everything.

Posted by: blaster at September 23, 2014 03:42 PM (LA0Tl)

195 The sun also

Posted by: Papa Hemingway at September 23, 2014 03:42 PM (7ObY1)

196 This is obviously all a plot by Big

Posted by: Mega at September 23, 2014 03:42 PM (hHFOx)

197 AUGER?!?!?! ... I barely know

Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Voiced by Brian Dennehy at September 23, 2014 03:42 PM (jucos)

198 When confronted by a charging Hillary, never

Posted by: Secret Service Handbook at September 23, 2014 03:43 PM (dUGHS)

199 When posting make sure a heavy object is resting on the

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 23, 2014 03:43 PM (JOApe)

200 In Soviet Russia

Posted by: eleven at September 23, 2014 03:43 PM (VhqUZ)

201 Never give your

Posted by: Jennifer Lawrence at September 23, 2014 03:43 PM (RJMhd)

202 "Pushback against the media on this point is not over whether domestic violence is bad -- it is said to be bad, without reservation, by everyone"


Not to be a pedant but domestic violence is not said to be bad by the Religion of Peace and they can quote from the Koran and Hadith to back up their contentions.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at September 23, 2014 03:43 PM (PD6iL)

203 The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was

Posted by: Verbal Kint at September 23, 2014 03:43 PM (ioO9/)

204 We promise not to probe you any more as long as you

Posted by: The Greys at September 23, 2014 03:43 PM (7ObY1)

205 Draft Mode is an easy way to make sure

Posted by: Mega at September 23, 2014 03:43 PM (hHFOx)

206 @201

Really Jen, you tell me

Posted by: Emma Watson at September 23, 2014 03:44 PM (Fbt5B)

207 The proper end to all of these truncated sentences is "Fuck it, I quit."

And/or "Candlejack."

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 23, 2014 03:44 PM (3H4Zj)

208 But first you will

Posted by: Mel Gibson at September 23, 2014 03:44 PM (9T/th)

209
It was the best of

Posted by: Tale of Two at September 23, 2014 03:44 PM (mgE2f)

210 When stalking hobo's
Posted by: wrg500 at September 23, 2014 03:40 PM (sWgE+)


All your apostrophes are belong to

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at September 23, 2014 03:44 PM (mf5HN)

211 A republic, if you can

Posted by: Stuff Ben Franklin Didn't Say, vol. 2, 3rd edition at September 23, 2014 03:44 PM (QW+AD)

212 All trolls are

Posted by: Citizen X at September 23, 2014 03:44 PM (7ObY1)

213 Always wipe

Posted by: Jennifer Aniston at September 23, 2014 03:44 PM (RJMhd)

214


I

Posted by: the scoamf at September 23, 2014 03:44 PM (IXrOn)

215 The best way to stretch it out is

Posted by: Hope Solo at September 23, 2014 03:44 PM (JOApe)

216
What you talkin

Posted by: zombie Gary Coleman at September 23, 2014 03:44 PM (mgE2f)

217 Plagerize, plagerize, plagerize are the first rules of writing.

Posted by: Fareed Zakaria at September 23, 2014 03:44 PM (heW+t)

218 Meghan McCain will have an intellgent thought when

Posted by: wrg500 at September 23, 2014 03:44 PM (sWgE+)

219 Frrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Posted by: Braveheart at September 23, 2014 03:45 PM (ioO9/)

220 I must confess. I was the man behind the

Posted by: Soona at September 23, 2014 03:45 PM (zTzGd)

221 Bloody Mary....Bloody Mary....Bloody Ma

Posted by: Your best friend at a 3rd grade slumber party at September 23, 2014 03:45 PM (3H4Zj)

222 Want to see something neat? I have three

Posted by: Jasmine Tridevil at September 23, 2014 03:45 PM (/FnUH)

223
After the suspect clears the iron fence, next be sure to

Posted by: Secret Service SOP Manual at September 23, 2014 03:45 PM (NaV4z)

224 I

Posted by: Edmund Sears at September 23, 2014 03:45 PM (jucos)

225 I showed the Secret Service chick how my dick could double as a

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 23, 2014 03:45 PM (EtJUU)

226 I think there is a basic distinction between violence in the newsroom and violence in the NFL. Provocation. Many's the time I could gladly have jumped through the screen and strangled Baba Wawa or Wolf Blitzer.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at September 23, 2014 03:45 PM (j6e8f)

227 Who put the bomp in the

Posted by: Citizen X at September 23, 2014 03:45 PM (7ObY1)

228 I saw Finnegan's Wake open for

Posted by: Roy at September 23, 2014 03:45 PM (VndSC)

229 You gotta know when to

Posted by: Kenny Rogers, playing poker at September 23, 2014 03:45 PM (ioO9/)

230 Who still thinks we're kidding about the camps?

Dinesh D'Souza was sentenced Tuesday to eight months in a confinement center and five years probation
Posted by: Citizen X at September 23, 2014 03:36 PM (7ObY1)

He'll get to leave for a set period of time each day to go to work. These are halfway houses typically used by those whose prison sentences are almost up and are needing to transition back into society.

Considering he pleaded guilty to the charges and prosecutors wanted him sentenced to 16 months in a federal penitentiary, (remember Martha Stewart got almost two years in a fed facility), he's probably lucky this was it.

I"m a big fan of D'Souza. He also broke the law and admitted it.

Posted by: Jen at September 23, 2014 03:46 PM (7uhoP)

231
Always finish what you

Posted by: Good Advice at September 23, 2014 03:46 PM (mgE2f)

232 It's probably time for a

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 23, 2014 03:46 PM (9T/th)

233 Want to know who really shot me? You'd have never guessed it was

Posted by: Zombie JFK at September 23, 2014 03:46 PM (7ObY1)

234
Can't I just finish

Posted by: SCOAMF at September 23, 2014 03:46 PM (TIIx5)

235 i edited my brownie comment to make it

Posted by: ace at September 23, 2014 03:46 PM (/FnUH)

236 Dinesh D'Souza was sentenced Tuesday to eight months in a confinement center and five years probation
Posted by: Citizen X
--------------------


Haha. What a

Posted by: Lois Lerner at September 23, 2014 03:46 PM (VndSC)

237 The secret to lifelong happiness is

Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2014 03:47 PM (DrWcr)

238
For a good time call

Posted by: fixerupper at September 23, 2014 03:47 PM (NaV4z)

239 Hey

Posted by: Paul McCartney at September 23, 2014 03:47 PM (/FnUH)

240 First cut the

Posted by: TV Cop Show Bomb Squad at September 23, 2014 03:47 PM (JOApe)

241
I think therefore

Posted by: Descartes at September 23, 2014 03:47 PM (mgE2f)

242 Before the Death Star is fully armed and operational, be sure to put a cover over the

Posted by: Darth Vader at September 23, 2014 03:47 PM (EtJUU)

243 Call me Ish

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 23, 2014 03:47 PM (3H4Zj)

244 And you know what the Lama said next?

Posted by: Karl Spackler at September 23, 2014 03:47 PM (/29Nl)

245 Breaking! After all these years, it has been determined that the man on the grassy knoll was

Posted by: Marmo at September 23, 2014 03:47 PM (QW+AD)

246 If you see me running try

Posted by: Bomb Technician at September 23, 2014 03:47 PM (jucos)

247 Posted by: Jen at September 23, 2014 03:46 PM (7uhoP)


And if he was an Obama propagandist he would have received exactly the same sentence. Exactly.

Absolutely. No doubt whatsoever.

Posted by: Citizen X at September 23, 2014 03:48 PM (7ObY1)

248 For a good time call

Posted by: fixerupper at September 23, 2014 03:47 PM


Do you know how many phone calls I get in one day?

Posted by: Jenny at September 23, 2014 03:48 PM (JOApe)

249 The secret to marital bliss is

Posted by: Penfold at September 23, 2014 03:48 PM (Fbt5B)

250 To crush your
To see them
To hear the

Posted by: Conan The Interrupted at September 23, 2014 03:48 PM (/29Nl)

251 Voluminous evidence establishes that President John Fitzgerald Kennedy was killed by

Posted by: The Warren Commission at September 23, 2014 03:48 PM (/FnUH)

252 Do you know how many phone calls I get in one day?
Posted by: Jenny at September 23, 2014 03:48 PM (JOApe)
***********








.

Posted by: Marcel Marceau at September 23, 2014 03:48 PM (jucos)

253 Don't cross the

Posted by: Egon Spengler at September 23, 2014 03:49 PM (dUGHS)

254 The actual meaning behind the ending of The Soprano's was

Posted by: David Chase at September 23, 2014 03:49 PM (3H4Zj)

255 i edited my brownie comment to make it

Posted by: ace at September 23, 2014 03:46 PM (/FnUH)

----------------------

Then I searched for it using the word 'eggs' because I figured no other comment would have that and

Posted by: Mega at September 23, 2014 03:49 PM (hHFOx)

256 Rush has to LOVE seeing the NFL getting put over a barrel
Posted by: the real ch3 at September 23, 2014 03:42 PM (IG5KL)

Uh, no. He loves the game and has been screaming the warning bell for years as to what was going to happen to the NFL from the progressive elites.
He has lamented that this is the first year that he has not been excited for football to start......he can no longer stand the constant political and social issue pile ons infiltrating the game.

Posted by: Jen at September 23, 2014 03:49 PM (7uhoP)

257
Call me at 8675

Posted by: Jenny at September 23, 2014 03:49 PM (mgE2f)

258 I like my carbs.

Posted by: eleven at September 23, 2014 03:49 PM (VhqUZ)

259
Don't run, you'll just die

Posted by: AC130 Gunner at September 23, 2014 03:49 PM (TIIx5)

260 But the REAL killer of The Black Dahlia was

Posted by: ginaswo at September 23, 2014 03:49 PM (+X1qa)

261 This thread is definitely

Posted by: Soona at September 23, 2014 03:49 PM (zTzGd)

262 I actually look forward to telemarketers now.

Posted by: Jenny at September 23, 2014 03:50 PM (JOApe)

263 Don't run, you'll just die
Posted by: AC130 Gunner at September 23, 2014 03:49 PM (TIIx5)

----

Actually.... that is a complete

Posted by: fixerupper at September 23, 2014 03:50 PM (NaV4z)

264 Can't you pull yourselves together and have a serious

Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2014 03:50 PM (DrWcr)

265 What do you mean look behind

Posted by: Rachel Corrie at September 23, 2014 03:50 PM (hHFOx)

266 Pull my

Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 23, 2014 03:50 PM (wtvvX)

267 It has long been my policy to ban commenters who

Posted by: ace at September 23, 2014 03:51 PM (/FnUH)

268 Good news, everyone! I

Posted by: Professor at September 23, 2014 03:51 PM (BPMYx)

269 A meme is

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 23, 2014 03:51 PM (EtJUU)

270
Don't run, you'll just die
Posted by: AC130 Gunner at September 23, 2014 03:49 PM (TIIx5)

----

Actually.... that is a complete

Posted by: fixerupper at September 23, 2014 03:50 PM (NaV4z)







Yeah, I realized that.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 23, 2014 03:51 PM (TIIx5)

271 We've conclusively proven after years of investigation that D.B. Cooper

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 23, 2014 03:51 PM (3H4Zj)

272 SOYLENT GREEN IS

Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 23, 2014 03:51 PM (wtvvX)

273 Call me Ishmael. Yada yada yada Ahab died.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at September 23, 2014 03:51 PM (j6e8f)

274 Hey, shut up you

Posted by: Boone at September 23, 2014 03:51 PM (/29Nl)

275 Conan, what is best in

Posted by: Khitan General at September 23, 2014 03:51 PM (ioO9/)

276 230 I"m a big fan of D'Souza. He also broke the law and admitted it.

Posted by: Jen at September 23, 2014 03:46 PM (7uhoP)

It was a pure political charge. Nobody else has ever been prosecuted for this and the corrupt DOJ has a reputation for going after conservatives that attack the corrupt administration.
But since his trial was in NYC packed by Democrats with liberal judges I am surprised he got off with probation and 8 months at a half-way house.
Recall the black woman in Atlanta who admitted to voting 7 times in one election. This is a much more serious crime. She got essentially nothing.

Posted by: Vic at September 23, 2014 03:51 PM (T2V/1)

277 Rosebud...

Fuck, that one doesn't work.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 23, 2014 03:51 PM (3H4Zj)

278 I confess. I

Posted by: Lois Lerner at September 23, 2014 03:51 PM (heW+t)

279 I do not like Green

Posted by: Sam I am at September 23, 2014 03:52 PM (mgE2f)

280 It was not the planes that killed the beast, it was

Posted by: Carl Denham at September 23, 2014 03:52 PM (/FnUH)

281
Owner of a

Posted by: Yes at September 23, 2014 03:52 PM (TIIx5)

282 The volcano is about to

Posted by: Early Warning System at September 23, 2014 03:52 PM (RJMhd)

283 The secret to eternal life is

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 23, 2014 03:52 PM (JO9+V)

284 Everything he just said is...

Posted by: Vinney at September 23, 2014 03:52 PM (f0pWu)

285 First you will

Posted by: Marcus T at September 23, 2014 03:52 PM (GGCsk)

286 The secret to understanding MUMR's posts is

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 23, 2014 03:52 PM (3H4Zj)

287
Get out of my

Posted by: Billy Ocean at September 23, 2014 03:52 PM (mgE2f)

288 this gag is getting

Posted by: ace at September 23, 2014 03:53 PM (/FnUH)

289 28 However, when an institution is right-leaning -- or simply not left-leaning -- the media goes into attack mode to degrade it (as Obama might say), to humble it, to disrupt it, to bring it down a peg, to bring it to heel -- to show it who's boss, in terms of institutional power.

The Left always prefer institutions with deep pockets to redeem. That is why its the NFL's problem and not the individual players problem.

Posted by: Post Modern Realism at September 23, 2014 03:53 PM (oDCMR)

290 They can't hit us at this

Posted by: John Sedgwick at September 23, 2014 03:53 PM (3ZtZW)

291 This is the story of the rage of

Posted by: Some Really old dead guy at September 23, 2014 03:53 PM (f0pWu)

292 Let There Be

Posted by: Genesis 1: at September 23, 2014 03:53 PM (VndSC)

293 We got the results from the lab back. Unfortunately

Posted by: Your Doctor at September 23, 2014 03:53 PM (JOApe)

294 286 The secret to understanding MUMR's posts is
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 23, 2014 03:52 PM (3H4Zj)

Folks we have a

Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2014 03:53 PM (DrWcr)

295 Then she put it in her

Posted by: Marcus T at September 23, 2014 03:53 PM (GGCsk)

296 Don't have sex in

Posted by: Horny couple in any horror movie at September 23, 2014 03:53 PM (Fbt5B)

297 This gag *got*

Posted by: eleven at September 23, 2014 03:53 PM (VhqUZ)

298 Hey You! Get off

Posted by: Mick Jagger at September 23, 2014 03:53 PM (heW+t)

299 Do you think
incomplete haikus could

Posted by: Piercello at September 23, 2014 03:53 PM (JybVy)

300 For God's sake, don't stand right in the path of the

Posted by: Rachel Corrie at September 23, 2014 03:53 PM (EtJUU)

301 You're slipping, Ace - Iowahawk covered this years ago...

http://goo.gl/Z2EoHr

Posted by: Filthy Scandi Snowbilly at September 23, 2014 03:53 PM (XhMkP)

302 LET'S GET READY TO

Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 23, 2014 03:53 PM (wtvvX)

303 And no one dared disturb

Posted by: Simon and Garfunkel at September 23, 2014 03:54 PM (hHFOx)

304 Sweet dreams are made of

Posted by: Annie Lennox at September 23, 2014 03:54 PM (u9OP6)

305 Begin the day with a

Posted by: Marcus T at September 23, 2014 03:54 PM (GGCsk)

306 I'm tired of these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking

Posted by: SLJ at September 23, 2014 03:54 PM (/29Nl)

307 I regret that I have but one life

Posted by: Nathan Hale at September 23, 2014 03:54 PM (mgE2f)

308 There will be a new thread when

Posted by: fallacies galore at September 23, 2014 03:54 PM (/hT2g)

309 Is anyone else getting hot fla

Posted by: zombie Helen Thomas at September 23, 2014 03:54 PM (RJMhd)

310 If you want to live, stop driving the

Posted by: General Motors recalls at September 23, 2014 03:54 PM (ioO9/)

311
Stop whipping

Posted by: Dead Horse at September 23, 2014 03:54 PM (TIIx5)

312 Capture that creature and return my elunium pu36 explosive

Posted by: Marvin at September 23, 2014 03:54 PM (Wa1o7)

313 I gotta bad

Posted by: Han Solo at September 23, 2014 03:54 PM (WRseu)

314 I love driving women to

Posted by: Soona at September 23, 2014 03:54 PM (zTzGd)

315 282 The volcano is about to

Posted by: Early Warning System at September 23, 2014 03:52 PM (RJMhd)


?????

Posted by: Joe at September 23, 2014 03:54 PM (f0pWu)

316
L+R=

Posted by: Game of Thrones Conspiracist at September 23, 2014 03:54 PM (/FnUH)

317 A way a lone a last a loved along the

Posted by: James Joyce at September 23, 2014 03:54 PM (3H4Zj)

318 I think we can all imagine how this would be playing out if it were a Republican governor who did such a thing.
War. On. Women.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at September 23, 2014 03:23 PM


AtC, you must remember that, leaving aside any and all considerations of decency, legality or other stuff People In Some Other States may believe in, this is Massachusetts. Yes, home of various philandering, assaulting and, in certain cases, murdering Kennedys, John F'n Kerry, Bawney Fwank and other wholesome, public-spirited Democrats,

Devil Patrick, being a Democrat -- and, to make his case even more compelling, black -- can spit on the electorate in any way he chooses, and upset only, at a maximum, Howie Carr. To expect a regular citizen here to question Patrick in a way more serious than "how about them Patriots?" is to not understand the state that elects (and re-elects) both small-time criminals like my very own Representative and out-and-out frauds like Lieawatha Warren.

No matter what anyone outside the state says, the enduring political system here confers upon Democrats and those of Irish descent a Shield of Invulnerability that can't be penetrated. Read up on James Michael Curley, Boston's long-running Mayor. He epitomized the life a Massachusetts Democrat aspires to.

Posted by: MrScribbler at September 23, 2014 03:54 PM (A17aa)

319 Well that escalated

Posted by: blaster at September 23, 2014 03:55 PM (LA0Tl)

320 Boy, those truncated sentences sure were fun - for about first hundred or so...

Some things just never get old.

Posted by: jwest at September 23, 2014 03:55 PM (u2a4R)

321 This thread is still easier to read than MUMRs ramblings.

Posted by: Buzzion at September 23, 2014 03:55 PM (KJpSr)

322 The only thing to fear is

Posted by: FDFingR at September 23, 2014 03:55 PM (BPMYx)

323 Please don't open my trunk; it's filled with

Posted by: ace at September 23, 2014 03:55 PM (/FnUH)

324
But WAIT, there's

Posted by: TV at September 23, 2014 03:55 PM (mgE2f)

325 Do not eat the

Posted by: Woodstock PA System at September 23, 2014 03:55 PM (/29Nl)

326 Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B

Posted by: Guy trying to beat Contra at September 23, 2014 03:55 PM (3H4Zj)

327 I'll let you screw me if you say

Posted by: Kate Upton at September 23, 2014 03:55 PM (PtOuS)

328 Some things just never get old.
Posted by: jwest at September 23, 2014 03:55 PM (u2a4R)

----

Its perfectly legitimate to rape when

Posted by: fixerupper at September 23, 2014 03:56 PM (NaV4z)

329 There are three

Posted by: Jean Luc Picard at September 23, 2014 03:56 PM (JO9+V)

330 Just the

Posted by: Piercello at September 23, 2014 03:56 PM (JybVy)

331 William, it was really

Posted by: Morrissey at September 23, 2014 03:56 PM (BPMYx)

332 Suck my

Posted by: Red Hot Chile Peppers at September 23, 2014 03:56 PM (GGCsk)

333 Posted by: MrScribbler at September 23, 2014 03:54 PM (A17aa)


TLD

Posted by: grognard at September 23, 2014 03:56 PM (/29Nl)

334 Charlie Brown! You block

Posted by: Lucy Van Pelt at September 23, 2014 03:56 PM (/FnUH)

335 Sorry everyone,
I feel like Catherine OLeary's cow.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 23, 2014 03:56 PM (JOApe)

336 For cfuk's

Posted by: HR at September 23, 2014 03:56 PM (/kI1Q)

337
#two

Posted by: memes at September 23, 2014 03:56 PM (mgE2f)

338 Watch for

Posted by: Caution at September 23, 2014 03:56 PM (heW+t)

339 the Aristocrats...

Posted by: Flip the MEME! at September 23, 2014 03:56 PM (f0pWu)

340 That thing I did in your

Posted by: King Barry at September 23, 2014 03:56 PM (DrWcr)

341 I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT

Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 23, 2014 03:57 PM (wtvvX)

342 THEN WHO WAS

Posted by: Double Meme at September 23, 2014 03:57 PM (3H4Zj)

343
THEN WHO WAS

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 23, 2014 03:57 PM (9T/th)

344 Pull my

Posted by: Marcus T at September 23, 2014 03:57 PM (GGCsk)

345 Jonah Goldberg discusses this in

Posted by: typical weisenheimer commenter at September 23, 2014 03:57 PM (/FnUH)

346 Bro, don't you

Posted by: AmishDude at September 23, 2014 03:57 PM (L2xDv)

347 I can't believe I ate the whole

Posted by: grognard at September 23, 2014 03:57 PM (/29Nl)

348 This is the opposite of Just the

Posted by: Caution at September 23, 2014 03:57 PM (heW+t)

349 335 Sorry everyone,
I feel like Catherine OLeary's cow.
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 23, 2014 03:56 PM (JOApe)

The difference between you and Mrs. O'Leary's cow is

Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2014 03:58 PM (DrWcr)

350 We are giving away free I-Phone with a coupon you can get at

Posted by: Best Buy at September 23, 2014 03:58 PM (PtOuS)

351 Truncated sentences? Never heard of

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at September 23, 2014 03:58 PM (LA0Tl)

352 People will stop doing the truncated sentences meme as soon as

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 23, 2014 03:58 PM (3H4Zj)

353 #tomorrow

Posted by: AmishDude at September 23, 2014 03:58 PM (L2xDv)

354
I'm giving her all

Posted by: Scotty at September 23, 2014 03:58 PM (mgE2f)

355 Breath in, breath out, breath

Posted by: David Brooks at September 23, 2014 03:58 PM (Wa1o7)

356
Nah, I just blew

Posted by: Penguin at September 23, 2014 03:58 PM (TIIx5)

357

"EN-FUE

Posted by: The guy who socks the guy who yells at September 23, 2014 03:58 PM (NaV4z)

358 This meme is going to have

Posted by: grognard at September 23, 2014 03:58 PM (/29Nl)

359 Science is my

Posted by: Neil Tyson Degrasse at September 23, 2014 03:58 PM (GGCsk)

360 The truth will

Posted by: Neil Tyson Degrasse at September 23, 2014 03:58 PM (GGCsk)

361 sports journalism is what they do when a democrat is in office. kinda like how Michael Irvin's whoring around was a big deal and Bill Clinton's wasn't in the same year.

that's why Goodell is getting the Watergate treatment.

Posted by: X at September 23, 2014 03:59 PM (KHo8t)

362 The only meme that could possibly be better than this one is

Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2014 03:59 PM (DrWcr)

363
75% off ammo at

Posted by: Deals at September 23, 2014 03:59 PM (mgE2f)

364 The Soviet Union has been...

Posted by: R. R. at September 23, 2014 03:59 PM (f0pWu)

365 Never put off to tomorrow what you

Posted by: Piercello at September 23, 2014 03:59 PM (JybVy)

366 I have assembled a historic coalition consisting of the United States, France, and

Posted by: Barack Obama at September 23, 2014 03:59 PM (/FnUH)

367
The difference between you and Mrs. O'Leary's cow is

Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2014 03:58 PM
The cow could operate a keyboard better?

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 23, 2014 03:59 PM (JOApe)

368 It's bigger on the

Posted by: The Doctor at September 23, 2014 03:59 PM (BPMYx)

369 'Cause after I disarm this nuke, I'm gonna

Posted by: MacGruber at September 23, 2014 04:00 PM (JO9+V)

370 Scientific progress occurs by

Posted by: Neil Tyson Degrasse at September 23, 2014 04:00 PM (GGCsk)

371 Anal warts are

Posted by: Post Modern Realism at September 23, 2014 04:00 PM (oDCMR)

372
OH LOOK!!!! A face size spider is RIGHT THERE ON THE

Posted by: fixerupper at September 23, 2014 04:00 PM (NaV4z)

373 This meme will end now.

Did I stop


Shit I

Posted by: Best Buy at September 23, 2014 04:00 PM (PtOuS)

374 Christina Hendricks topless jello lesbian wrestling pictures at www

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 23, 2014 04:00 PM (JOApe)

375 Obama is a great

Posted by: Marcus T at September 23, 2014 04:00 PM (GGCsk)

376
Take my

Posted by: Zombie Henny Youngman at September 23, 2014 04:00 PM (TIIx5)

377 English, do you speak it Mother

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 23, 2014 04:01 PM (o3MSL)

378 If you like your plan, you

Posted by: Barry the Bastard at September 23, 2014 04:01 PM (dUGHS)

379 Still no nood.



ace is

Posted by: eleven at September 23, 2014 04:01 PM (VhqUZ)

380
The media had a problem with DV when they floated that dishonest meme that guys went and beat their wives on Superbowl Sunday. Everybody knows that among latinos, it is Sept 16, Mexican Independence Day,that everyone gets drunk and beats their women.

Posted by: The Progs at September 23, 2014 04:01 PM (iQIUe)

381 I buried a million dollars cash at

Posted by: Marcus T at September 23, 2014 04:01 PM (GGCsk)

382
I've never beaten my wife except when she irritated me beyond reason, or refused to have sex after I spent the day watching porn movies and stroking the chicken in anticipation of her womanly taco.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at September 23, 2014 04:01 PM (3/wAJ)

383 I have some bad news.

Posted by: Your Doctor at September 23, 2014 04:01 PM (JOApe)

384 I'm gonna shut down three Federal

Posted by: Rick Perry at September 23, 2014 04:01 PM (JO9+V)

385 IOS8's WAVE function is a

Posted by: wrg500 at September 23, 2014 04:01 PM (sWgE+)

386 Obama throws up a weak salute with a latte in his hand. Kind of indicative of his whole presidency:

http://tinyurl.com/jwkkl9y

Posted by: brak at September 23, 2014 04:01 PM (Tj+s6)

387 Mother. Tell your children not to walk

Posted by: Danzig at September 23, 2014 04:02 PM (BPMYx)

388 My member is in your

Posted by: Marcus T at September 23, 2014 04:02 PM (GGCsk)

389 I promise to resign immediately if the American people

Posted by: Barack Obama at September 23, 2014 04:02 PM (3H4Zj)

390 Don't look now but aos has made me President . PtOuS

Posted by: Bob Belcher at September 23, 2014 04:02 PM (PtOuS)

391
Nice, the market took a

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 23, 2014 04:02 PM (9T/th)

392
The key to understanding women is

Posted by: As if at September 23, 2014 04:02 PM (mgE2f)

393 A head is not an appendage, It is a

Posted by: Marcus T at September 23, 2014 04:03 PM (GGCsk)

394 Imma let you

Posted by: Kanye at September 23, 2014 04:03 PM (JO9+V)

395 Plus ça change, plus c'est la même

Posted by: Piercello at September 23, 2014 04:03 PM (JybVy)

396 #twowee

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 23, 2014 04:03 PM (o3MSL)

397 katie was talking shit about bryan but then tanya told bryan that katie was talking shit and then katie called me and was like what the hell is tanya talking to bryan for, she's not involved in this at all, but you know how tanya is, she's in everyone's business, she just can't stop getting invovled, so i went over to katie's to talk her down and believe me she was about to freak but then bryan called up and that's when i remembered what bill had told me me earlier about craig and so i said to katie

Posted by: a typical woman trying to keep it brief for once at September 23, 2014 04:03 PM (/FnUH)

398 It was a pure political charge. Nobody else has ever been prosecuted for this and the corrupt DOJ has a reputation for going after conservatives that attack the corrupt administration.
Posted by: Vic at September 23, 2014 03:51 PM (T2V/1)

Agree.
The entire trial looks like a page out of bizarro world.
Apparently, his estranged wife wrote a five page letter to the judge wanting him to lock him up and throw away the key, because she claims he karate chopped her or something.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/department-justice/dsouza-spared-prison-time-980347

Posted by: Jen at September 23, 2014 04:03 PM (7uhoP)

399 First there were two boobs. Now there are

Posted by: Tridevil at September 23, 2014 04:03 PM (GGCsk)

400
I'm not a war president like Bush.

Posted by: Hussein the Avenger at September 23, 2014 04:03 PM (3/wAJ)

401 shaka, when the

Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 23, 2014 04:03 PM (fIv/H)

402 A stitch in time saves

Posted by: Marcus T at September 23, 2014 04:03 PM (GGCsk)

403 Let's go to

Posted by: Wille, Waylon, and the Boys at September 23, 2014 04:03 PM (JO9+V)

404
Resist we

Posted by: Al Sharpton at September 23, 2014 04:04 PM (TIIx5)

405 Obama is a Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable

Posted by: grognard at September 23, 2014 04:04 PM (/29Nl)

406 But since his trial was in NYC packed by
Democrats with liberal judges I am surprised he
got off with probation and 8 months at a half-
way house.



Bullshitting a federal judge is generally considered bad juju. Even if you are the DOJ.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2014 04:04 PM (NDtnc)

407
Once upon a time, I stroked..

Posted by: Reggie Love at September 23, 2014 04:04 PM (3/wAJ)

408 So obama told the UN today that global warming was our fault? I bet China is laughing their asses off at that...

Posted by: helloit's me Donna and I know nuthink! at September 23, 2014 04:04 PM (9+ccr)

409 >>The key to understanding women is

Posted by: As if at September 23, 2014 04:02 PM (mgE2f)
<<

No fair. That can't be answered...

Posted by: Marcus T at September 23, 2014 04:04 PM (GGCsk)

410 You have nothing to fear with

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 23, 2014 04:05 PM (o3MSL)

411 Bonk bonk on

Posted by: Caution at September 23, 2014 04:05 PM (heW+t)

412
I screwed the entire...

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at September 23, 2014 04:05 PM (3/wAJ)

413 290 They can't hit us at this
Posted by: John Sedgwick at September 23, 2014 03:53 PM (3ZtZW)


Actually, that's pretty close to the real quote.

Posted by: rickl at September 23, 2014 04:05 PM (zoehZ)

414 Burn
Scatter
Salt

Posted by: Roy at September 23, 2014 04:05 PM (VndSC)

415 she claims he karate chopped her or something.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/department-justice/dsouza-spared-prison-time-980347
Posted by: Jen at September 23, 2014 04:03 PM (7uhoP)

Weird. He doesn't look Japanese at all.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2014 04:05 PM (DrWcr)

416
Don't touch my..

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at September 23, 2014 04:05 PM (3/wAJ)

417 So 325 teachers molest children this year, at least 10 reporters beat their wives, but the NFL is

Posted by: Iblis at September 23, 2014 04:05 PM (9221z)

418 I've got one word for you:


Posted by: That guy at the party in The Graduate at September 23, 2014 04:06 PM (3H4Zj)

419
Yes, Guam has...

Posted by: Hank Johnson at September 23, 2014 04:06 PM (3/wAJ)

420 I regret that I have but one

Posted by: Nathan Hale at September 23, 2014 04:06 PM (JO9+V)

421 Does the Media Have

Posted by: Simon and Garfunkel at September 23, 2014 04:06 PM (hHFOx)

422 The Sheriff is a

Posted by: Gabby Johnson at September 23, 2014 04:06 PM (VndSC)

423
I'm ready to..

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at September 23, 2014 04:06 PM (3/wAJ)

424 Luke, use the

Posted by: Obi Wan Kenobi at September 23, 2014 04:06 PM (/FnUH)

425 #

Posted by: Piercello at September 23, 2014 04:07 PM (JybVy)

426 It's five o'clock some

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 23, 2014 04:07 PM (o3MSL)

427

Resist we

Posted by: Al Sharpie at September 23, 2014 04:07 PM (IXrOn)

428 The Sheriff is a ni.... nice guy

Posted by: helloit's me Donna and I know nuthink! at September 23, 2014 04:07 PM (9+ccr)

429
Monica has a very cute...

Posted by: Billy Bob Clinton at September 23, 2014 04:07 PM (3/wAJ)

430 I have not yet begun to

Posted by: John Paul Jones at September 23, 2014 04:07 PM (JO9+V)

431 The password is

Posted by: voice from the gameshow Password at September 23, 2014 04:07 PM (ioO9/)

432 In response to D’Souza’s plea for leniency, federal prosecutors asked Berman to sentence to the convicted felon to 10 to 16 months in prison. “The defendant’s crime is serious and strikes at the heart of our federal election system,” prosecutors argued.

THE BALLS ON

Posted by: Theodore Rex at September 23, 2014 04:08 PM (heW+t)

433 Fourscore and seven

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 23, 2014 04:08 PM (o3MSL)

434
Touch my..

Posted by: S E Cupp at September 23, 2014 04:08 PM (3/wAJ)

435 Give me liberty, or

Posted by: Patrick Henry at September 23, 2014 04:08 PM (JO9+V)

436 Tomorrow never

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, kinder, gentler machine gun hand at September 23, 2014 04:08 PM (2Aj5D)

437 a guy walks into a bar with a duck shoved down hi pants, the bartender says, "hey you can't bring that in here," the duck

Posted by: ace at September 23, 2014 04:08 PM (/FnUH)

438 Who the hell started this

Posted by: Soona at September 23, 2014 04:09 PM (zTzGd)

439
I did what?

Posted by: Abraham Lincoln at September 23, 2014 04:09 PM (3/wAJ)

440 I promise I won't

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, kinder, gentler machine gun hand at September 23, 2014 04:09 PM (2Aj5D)

441 Wish you were

Posted by: a postcard at September 23, 2014 04:09 PM (ioO9/)

442 These are the times that try

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 23, 2014 04:09 PM (o3MSL)

443 A Republic, madam, if you

Posted by: Benjamin Franklin at September 23, 2014 04:09 PM (JO9+V)

444 The Sheriff is a
Posted by: Gabby Johnson



Golf Clap.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2014 04:09 PM (NDtnc)

445 I'm not saying Ray Lewis DOUBLE MURDERED those guys, but they were stabbed with PRO BOWL like quickness

Posted by: Spurwing Plover at September 23, 2014 04:10 PM (KHo8t)

446
I invented electricity, the sybian, and...

Posted by: Alex Bell at September 23, 2014 04:10 PM (3/wAJ)

447 Posted by: a typical woman trying to keep it brief for once at September 23, 2014 04:03 PM (/FnUH)


Threadwi

Posted by: Buzzion at September 23, 2014 04:10 PM (z/Ubi)

448 Dinesh D'Souza is pulling some quality tail.

Posted by: blaster at September 23, 2014 04:10 PM (LA0Tl)

449 So a guy walks into a doctor's office, he says "Doc, I've"

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 23, 2014 04:10 PM (3H4Zj)

450 blar gorn plooth

Posted by: gabby giford at September 23, 2014 04:10 PM (6PM9K)

451 Posted by: Spurwing Plover


!!!!

Posted by: Theodore Rex at September 23, 2014 04:10 PM (heW+t)

452 I drank what?

Posted by: Socrates at September 23, 2014 04:11 PM (9221z)

453 The media are part of the same crowd that sees the NFL as violent, hypermasculine, and with way too much testosterone. The "NFL PLAYERS BEAT THEIR WIVEZ!!!" meme is part of an overall narrative they're trying to promote.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2014 04:11 PM (DrWcr)

454 I saw Lon Chaney walking with the

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 23, 2014 04:11 PM (o3MSL)

455
You sir can go...

Posted by: Carl Rover at September 23, 2014 04:11 PM (3/wAJ)

456 I'm your

Posted by: Doc Holliday at September 23, 2014 04:11 PM (ioO9/)

457 Look! Up in the

Posted by: The Daily Planet at September 23, 2014 04:11 PM (JO9+V)

458 438 Who the hell started this
Posted by: Soona at September 23, 2014 04:09 PM (zTzGd)

I'm pretty sure it was

Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2014 04:11 PM (DrWcr)

459 Cleanup on 450

Posted by: grognard at September 23, 2014 04:11 PM (/29Nl)

460 His hair was

Posted by: Theodore Rex at September 23, 2014 04:12 PM (heW+t)

461 Yeah - I used a whole sentence. What of it?

Anyway, if D'Souza is pulling tail like that I think I know why the Head Ewok does this gig.

Posted by: blaster at September 23, 2014 04:12 PM (LA0Tl)

462 And now for something completely different...



Which one of you lovely 'ettes wants to go to a Christmas party with ole GGE?



*


*


*



don't everybody jump at once...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 23, 2014 04:12 PM (6fyGz)

463 i figured it was about time to

Posted by: ace at September 23, 2014 04:12 PM (/FnUH)

464 Dinesh D'Souza is pulling some quality tail.

Posted by: blaster at September 23, 2014 04:10 PM (LA0Tl)

How does he score tail like

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 23, 2014 04:12 PM (o3MSL)

465 Then the Thai Tranny Hooker and the Ewok

Posted by: Iblis at September 23, 2014 04:12 PM (9221z)

466 Women , you can't live with them

Posted by: Bob Belcher at September 23, 2014 04:12 PM (PtOuS)

467 noo

Posted by: Roy at September 23, 2014 04:12 PM (VndSC)

468 It was a dark and stormy

Posted by: helloit's me Donna and I know nuthink! at September 23, 2014 04:13 PM (9+ccr)

469
What's this?

obama gives his Marines a coffee cup salute??

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 23, 2014 04:13 PM (yXCUX)

470 Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 23, 2014 04:12 PM (6fyGz)

Is it just me, or is it pretty darn

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 23, 2014 04:13 PM (o3MSL)

471

NC State sociologists say Michelle Obama's healthy eating program is classist and

instapundit.com

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 23, 2014 04:13 PM (IXrOn)

472 Has anyone mentioned that the American Spectator site is infested with annoying links and ads?

Posted by: logprof at September 23, 2014 04:13 PM (ZqguR)

473 Make sure to tell Gort "Klaatu barada

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 23, 2014 04:14 PM (3H4Zj)

474 i figured it was about time to
Posted by: ace at September 23, 2014 04:12 PM (/FnUH)


-----------------------------------


Please. Anything is better than

Posted by: Soona at September 23, 2014 04:14 PM (zTzGd)

475 472 Has anyone mentioned that the American Spectator site is infested with annoying links and ads?
Posted by: logprof at September 23, 2014 04:13 PM (ZqguR)


So's the Daily Caller, Examiner, NRO, breitbart etc.

Posted by: Iblis at September 23, 2014 04:15 PM (9221z)

476 This thread is useless without

Posted by: grognard at September 23, 2014 04:15 PM (/29Nl)

477 Is it just me, or is it pretty darn

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 23, 2014 04:13 PM (o3MSL)


No, I think it's just

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 23, 2014 04:15 PM (6fyGz)

478 It shouldn't matter male or female

Posted by: wrg500 at September 23, 2014 04:15 PM (sWgE+)

479 So I'm about to take my vodka bottle from the albino dwarf, when suddenly the alpaca bursts in the room and

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 23, 2014 04:16 PM (3H4Zj)

480 Only the penitent man will

Posted by: Henry Jones Sr.'s inkblot at September 23, 2014 04:16 PM (/29Nl)

481 453 The media are part of the same crowd that sees the NFL as violent, hypermasculine, and with way too much testosterone. The "NFL PLAYERS BEAT THEIR WIVEZ!!!" meme is part of an overall narrative they're trying to promote.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2014 04:11 PM (DrWcr)


Yeah there is actual controversy here but it's not the controversy that the media or Goodell want to push. It's like the catholic priest scandal. Duh, yes abuse is bad but he occurrence by nfl players is lower than the public at large. The real problems are in Goodell's pitiful suspension followed by the overreaction and in the prosecutors and judges that refuse to prosecute the players that do commit the crimes leaving the only punishment up to the nfl.

Posted by: Buzzion at September 23, 2014 04:17 PM (z/Ubi)

482 Let me be

Posted by: Drill_Thrawl at September 23, 2014 04:17 PM (znT2j)

483 I hate coming in towards the middle of the day, I seem to miss all the

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 23, 2014 04:18 PM (6fyGz)

484 Neil Steinberg is a sanctimonious little pissant columnist for the Chicago Sun Times. He also slaps his wife around when she runs her jaw.

Posted by: ejo at September 23, 2014 04:19 PM (GXvSO)

485 The murderer is

Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 23, 2014 04:20 PM (wtvvX)

486 We, the Jury, find the defendant

Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 23, 2014 04:20 PM (wtvvX)

487 Among the online gaming journalists, I haven't slept with

Posted by: Zoe Quinn at September 23, 2014 04:20 PM (3H4Zj)

488 That's one small

Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 23, 2014 04:21 PM (wtvvX)

489 I hate coming in towards the middle of the day, I seem to miss all the
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 23, 2014 04:18 PM (6fyGz)


----------------------------------------------


Only if you're

Posted by: Soona at September 23, 2014 04:21 PM (zTzGd)

490 I found the real killers, and they're

Posted by: O.J. Simpson at September 23, 2014 04:21 PM (3H4Zj)

491 GGE pumped the

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, kinder, gentler machine gun hand at September 23, 2014 04:23 PM (2Aj5D)

492 Only if you're
Posted by: Soona at Sept

Who is Willow for $500 Soona?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, kinder, gentler machine gun hand at September 23, 2014 04:24 PM (2Aj5D)

493 "relative to the income level (top 1 percent) and poverty rate (0
percent) of NFL players, the domestic violence arrest rate is downright
extraordinary"

Link in nick.

Posted by: Y-not at September 23, 2014 04:38 PM (zDsvJ)

494 The size of

Posted by: Batman's Butler at September 23, 2014 04:42 PM (9Bdcz)

495 A good example of the Guild protecting their own happened in Austin, TX a few years ago when the political cartoonist, Ben Sergeant, of the local birdcage liner Austin American-Statesman, was busted in a peepshow place for busily choking his chicken. I only knew about it because my teenage daughter was rolling on the floor laughing about it. No mention was made in any media, anywhere, that I am aware of. Sergeant was/is a local icon.

Posted by: johnw at September 23, 2014 04:42 PM (t2Wrw)

496 I hired that Alaska lady to beat me up in a Juneau motel last night, but that one didn't count, because she had already quit her media job.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at September 23, 2014 04:44 PM (tmFlQ)

497

Women in combat?

Posted by: Uncle Rick at September 23, 2014 05:02 PM (ZbB1q)

498 Ace,

There have been more than a handful of instances where Leftist commentators have let slip their hatred for American Football, and their desire to see the sport banned. They jumped from the concussion bandwagon to this one.

Posted by: Shawn at September 23, 2014 05:13 PM (eK3xL)

499 150 BEST DAMN LOW-CARB BROWNIES IN THE WORLD!!!

4 grams of carbs per brownie, and indistinguishable from real brownies. And made with real melted chocolate, too!

To make them, you need:

4 cups of
Posted by: ace at September 23, 2014 03:37 PM (/FnUH)

BACON!

Plus

Posted by: Donna and V. at September 23, 2014 05:55 PM (+XMAD)

500 How much longer is this incomplete sentence schtik going to last? It goes without saying that your blog, your rules, but it's getting old. I laughed the first few times but now it's losing its punch.

Posted by: Funeralguy at September 23, 2014 10:03 PM (tBd8f)

501 After reading this post and doing some soul-searching, I have to admit: I am thin grit. Or as Yoda might say: "I thin grit is."

Posted by: Rev at September 24, 2014 04:13 PM (3hXy6)

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