Early Morning Open Thread - [Niedermeyer's Dead Horse]

Good morning.

Here's something pretty.



And here's something that will make you giggle.


Have a great day.

UPDATE: I had to add this. It just came across my TL and made me snort.


Posted by: Open Blogger at 07:16 AM




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1 Hail hydra.

Posted by: Evil Otto at September 13, 2014 07:24 AM (jGmEU)

2 Man it's chilly here in KC. Temp is 38. May have to turn on the heat.

Posted by: HH at September 13, 2014 07:25 AM (XXwdv)

3 both are wonderful ndh

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at September 13, 2014 07:30 AM (u8GsB)

4 Is this thing on?

Posted by: HH at September 13, 2014 07:30 AM (XXwdv)

5 Mornin' [outwardly insulting nickname considered endearing by in-group]. Been a lot of dragonflies around this summer. Which fortunately has ruthlessly kept the mosquitoes to a bare minimum, one of a hundred reasons I love the critters.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at September 13, 2014 07:31 AM (m9V0o)

6 Cats.

My efforts to convince them wake up time has shifted to 6:20 are not going all that well.

Posted by: Clinic worker at September 13, 2014 07:32 AM (SUKHu)

7 Off, sock from the Chinese dude thread. Fit my hash way too well...

>>Teaching kids good manners isn't that hard.

I've been doing it the hard way all this time!

Posted by: Mama AJ at September 13, 2014 07:33 AM (SUKHu)

8

www.FIDF.org


DAY 676

787 to go (860 to Inauguration Day 2017)


Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, McCain's, McConnell's, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Mugwumps, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microagressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 13, 2014 07:35 AM (CMkNk)

9 I'm still reading #452 from this thread:

http://minx.cc:1080/?blog=86&post=351757


That beats the hell out of Lace Wigs and MACHINES FOR SALE.

Posted by: rickl at September 13, 2014 07:35 AM (sdi6R)

10
Every time you vote Democrat, your piggy bank is emptied . . . then taken.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 13, 2014 07:35 AM (CMkNk)

11
And every time you vote Potemkin Party, you get nothing.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 13, 2014 07:38 AM (CMkNk)

12 Its all fun and games till mama bears mauls you to death. Cute video though.

Posted by: puddleglum at September 13, 2014 07:39 AM (gvdLA)

13
Same thing with Liberalism. It's all fun and games in the classroom or other setting that is completely divorced from the real world.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 13, 2014 07:40 AM (CMkNk)

14 The bear is loose!

Posted by: rickl at September 13, 2014 07:41 AM (sdi6R)

15 That bear has more gravitas than Harf and Psaki combined.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 13, 2014 07:41 AM (uYs/v)

16 Mornin' there mornin' folks.
Yepper HH. A chilly one.
BTW- I have on pretty good authority that a certain band accepted a last minute benefit gig at Buzzard's Beach tomorrow afternoon.

Posted by: teej at September 13, 2014 07:42 AM (H2/m3)

17
"Okay, Joker. I want a shot of Raquel Welch with plenty of fur and just a hint of morning dew."



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 13, 2014 07:42 AM (CMkNk)

18 Thought Rafterman was the camera dude....

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 13, 2014 07:43 AM (uYs/v)

19 15 That bear has more gravitas than Harf and Psaki combined.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 13, 2014 07:41 AM (uYs/v)


As well as "dude that was like 2 years ago" boy. Stick some thick Gomer glasses on his face and watch out! Instant Teddy Roosevelt!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 13, 2014 07:44 AM (CMkNk)

20 Do you want me to tend it?

Posted by: redenzo at September 13, 2014 07:44 AM (IutPy)

21 18 Thought Rafterman was the camera dude....
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 13, 2014 07:43 AM (uYs/v)

Oh, yeah. I just remember the scene overall. Met Rafterman when I lived in LA. Nice guy.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 13, 2014 07:44 AM (CMkNk)

22 Early Morning Dew:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LN0-gUohb9I

Posted by: rickl at September 13, 2014 07:45 AM (sdi6R)

23
Okay all. Believe it or not, I have to finish an assignment for a paying client.

Check back later. Enjoy the breakfast meats.

Keep it Is-Real.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 13, 2014 07:46 AM (CMkNk)

24 Morning Morons. The rocking chair finally turned me lose.

Posted by: Vic at September 13, 2014 07:47 AM (T2V/1)

25 Cya JJ Sefton. Guess I better start slinging more words on the computer.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 13, 2014 07:48 AM (uYs/v)

26 >>> Okay all. Believe it or not, I have to finish an assignment for a paying client.

This is the forth time you worked for this client in the last ten days.

Posted by: fluffy at September 13, 2014 07:49 AM (Ua6T/)

27 Today's celebrity birthdays:

Maj. Walter Reed (Geronimo's doc)
Milton S. Hershey (good kisser?)
Gen. John J. Pershing (died at Walter Reed Hospital)
Capt. Stanley Lord (unfairly judged?)
Capt. Max Pruss (flaming gas bag)
Roald Dahl (Wonka and Bond)
Maurice Jarre (would have been 90 today - RIP - http://youtu.be/uU9t9CAS6mc )
Mel Tormé (violet haze)
Barbara Bain (moon doc)
Richard Kiel (would have been 75 today - RIP)
David Clayton-Thomas (plasma, perspiration and prostrations - http://youtu.be/kK62tfoCmuQ )
Jacqueline Bisset (70 today)
Peter Cetera (also 70 today - http://youtu.be/bQOBeCArfk0 )
Don Was (http://youtu.be/zYKupOsaJmk )
Tyler Perry (45 today)

Posted by: Gran at September 13, 2014 07:50 AM (LCIE3)

28
#22:

Never trust anyone over 30.

Posted by: Ed Anger at September 13, 2014 07:50 AM (RcpcZ)

29 26>>> Okay all. Believe it or not, I have to finish an assignment for a paying client.

This is the forth time you worked for this client in the last ten days.Posted by: fluffy at September 13, 2014 07:49 AM (Ua6T/)


All I can say is, thank you!

Posted by: Client #9 at September 13, 2014 07:54 AM (GgPam)

30 Barbara Bain-
My mission long ago was to get to know her.
Talk about impossible.

And Jackie Bisset wasn't just beautiful, also very deep.

Posted by: teej at September 13, 2014 07:55 AM (H2/m3)

31 Only in Weirdo-fornia. A Ventura HS has banned Chick-Fil-A sandwiches because someone may be offended.


http://tinyurl.com/o6kalnz

Posted by: Vic at September 13, 2014 07:55 AM (T2V/1)

32 LOL, fluffy.

"Working for a client" is what the kids are calling it these days, eh?

Posted by: Mama AJ at September 13, 2014 07:55 AM (SUKHu)

33 Peter Cetera

I always wondered if his nickname was "Et".

Posted by: rickl at September 13, 2014 07:56 AM (sdi6R)

34 Went to the Goodwill Distribution Center downtown yesterday, which is like a third world country of people picking over hundreds of bins of second-hand castoffs. I don't go there very often because there's very little to find if you're not looking for clothes or glassware (never understood the glassware interest).

Miraculously, from the bottom of one bin I pulled a Vic-20 computer cartridge (a Rally-X knockoff), but even more interesting, a 1913 recording of Scottish music hall singer Harry Lauder singing 'I Love A Lassie,' his major hit.

I'd read about Lauter, even seen footage of him with Chaplin, but really thought finding the disc, uncovered but still unbroken, to be a pretty neat thing. It still plays, too!

One little bright spot in what otherwise was a real shitty day.

Posted by: --- at September 13, 2014 07:56 AM (MMC8r)

35 Be careful out there!

>>Charlie Spiering:
Villagers fear a leopard, which has killed 12 people in two years, is preying on drunks walking home in the dark

http://tinyurl.com/pufg5pm

Posted by: Mama AJ at September 13, 2014 07:56 AM (SUKHu)

36 My sources tell me that Peter Cetera and Jaquelin Bisset are a thang

Posted by: Perez Hilton at September 13, 2014 07:57 AM (9GiS8)

37 Yawn without covering your mouth, a bug flies in.

That was good enough for our post-ghosts, pre-pervert upbringing. Ah, progress!

Morning, Glories. Socks and pants and for the second day in a row a long-sleeve flannel shirt. But I hear the cold wave is passing and I can remove all those again soon.

Posted by: mindful webworker at September 13, 2014 07:57 AM (Zsb50)

38 My sources: my asshole

Posted by: Perez Hilton at September 13, 2014 07:58 AM (9GiS8)

39 On my other must read blog-link in nic- there is a picture of the WH with a Waffle House logo sign on top to signify the inability of our government to agree on whether or not to call our participation with ISIS a war. Very funny!

Posted by: Chillin the most at September 13, 2014 07:59 AM (gxtMZ)

40 A new 'carbon neutral' university lab goes up in flames:

http://tinyurl.com/kxw4oax

(Daily Mail)

My irony meter just twitched.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 13, 2014 08:01 AM (7UqmY)

41 Day 676 with 787 to go, you say?

676 and 787 are both numerical anagrams.

[Dreyfuss voice] "This means something!"

Posted by: mindful webworker at September 13, 2014 08:01 AM (Zsb50)

42 weasel zippers has a tweet from Nancy Pelosi:

An American family can't just change their address to avoid paying taxes. @HouseGOP, why can corporations? Let's put the #MiddleClassFirst!

Posted by: mallfly at September 13, 2014 08:02 AM (zjcTL)

43 >>> Morning, Glories. Socks and pants and for the second day in a row a long-sleeve flannel shirt. But I hear the cold wave is passing and I can remove all those again soon.

This could be the second year in a row that the official growing season in Northern NH ends before summer.

Posted by: fluffy at September 13, 2014 08:03 AM (Ua6T/)

44 It was the Principal and the Superintendent of the School District engaging in some Liberal Fascism.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at September 13, 2014 08:03 AM (V70Uh)

45 Jonah Goldberg wrote a book about that sort of thing.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at September 13, 2014 08:06 AM (V70Uh)

46 On my other must read blog-link in nic- there is a picture of the WH with a Waffle House logo sign on top to signify the inability of our government to agree on whether or not to call our participation with ISIS a war. Very funny!

***

I LOL'd at the Robin Williams vid.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 13, 2014 08:07 AM (DmNpO)

47 Good morning and happy Saturday.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at September 13, 2014 08:08 AM (KuU4f)

48 Later my pretty-pretties. I'm off to do errands and visit the National Electronics Museum. Anybody want anything from the gift shop?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at September 13, 2014 08:09 AM (QBm1P)

49 Oh, and that Lauder record is marked at $1.25. Checking an inflation coverter, that's about $30 in today's dollars...for a single! The music industry's been a racket for quite a while, apparently, but at least that 78 still plays.

(And it is a single, too. The 'b' side is unpressed.)

Posted by: --- at September 13, 2014 08:09 AM (MMC8r)

50
#34 -- Glass from Goodwill?

You bet! If you know your glass you can pick up pieces worth tens to hundreds of dollars for less than a buck. Too bad the workers in back of my local VOA, Sally's Army and Goodwill have caught on.

Posted by: Ed Anger at September 13, 2014 08:10 AM (RcpcZ)

51 61 degrees in Northern Louisiana.

Weird.

It will go back up to 90, but I'm not sure how much more use we'll get out of the pool this year.

Posted by: Mama AJ at September 13, 2014 08:10 AM (SUKHu)

52 No wonder Casper always has a smile on his face.

Posted by: berserker lurker at September 13, 2014 08:11 AM (nv5Yx)

53 Pool party at Mama AJ's!!!

Posted by: teej at September 13, 2014 08:13 AM (H2/m3)

54 I didn't see this last night, but it's the collection of historical photos from the ONT. It's worth another link:

http://___ur.com/gallery/Jau6H

I've seen a few of them before. I remember the Swedes switching to driving on the other side of the road from an old issue of Life magazine. I've also seen the photo of the iceberg that sank the Titanic.

Some I haven't seen. The one of the German soldiers reacting to film of the concentration camps is good, and the one of the woman who jumped from the Empire State Building and landed on a car, apparently, is just eerie.

Posted by: rickl at September 13, 2014 08:14 AM (sdi6R)

55 In other news an unheard of respitory sickness which was first reported in Colorado is now in New York and New Jersey.





Couldn't have anything to do with 10's of thousands of 3rd world invaders which we have been dumping all over the country?





Nahhhh!

Posted by: Kreplach at September 13, 2014 08:14 AM (bKSy7)

56 D'oh. Replace the underscore with i m g .

Posted by: rickl at September 13, 2014 08:15 AM (sdi6R)

57 Glorious 50's temps. I've missed you.

Posted by: dogfish at September 13, 2014 08:15 AM (1vYi0)

58
And thanks again, Gran, for the birthdays.

I have my browser set up so that I can highlight text, right click -- and select "search for (highlighted text) in Wikipedia." It's a quick, easy to get background info on most anything and great for historic persons.

I love learning new things and you give me new stuff to learn every day. It makes every morning better.

Posted by: Ed Anger at September 13, 2014 08:17 AM (RcpcZ)

59 A pretty raw look at some of the "good guys" fighting IS.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/q6sjb4s
In addition to the fscts reported here, recall that fgm/c is very prevalent in this population. (Kurdish is an Indo-Aryan language, unlike Turkish or Arabic.)

Posted by: nHREx at 0723h CDT, 13.ix.14 at September 13, 2014 08:17 AM (hNREx)

60 Milady Webworker tried to gift a blouse to an acquaintance a day or two ago, expensive brand I guess. Acquaintance insisted on trying to pay her for it, until Milady explained she'd picked it up at the thrift store.

I did use gift as a verb. My 1950s inner grammarian denounces myself. My 21st Century slob doesn't care.

Y'all keep on commenting while I fix the four-footed brigade a bite to eat, and maybe myself. Seriously, don't wait for me, I'll catch up. Probably.

Posted by: mindful webworker at September 13, 2014 08:17 AM (Zsb50)

61 I'll take bats over dragonflies any day. Their hideous alien form looks like a rapey invader from planet Lewinski would.

Posted by: Closely cropped hair at September 13, 2014 08:18 AM (ZFu22)

62 and a quote from Meggie Mac to brighten up your morning (from 'truth revolt', where she is described as "The daughter of Senator John McCain, whose primary talent is that she is the daughter of Senator John McCain"):

"Recently I was home in Arizona and I was hanging out with my mom and she was taking a shower... as you know sometimes daughter might see their mothers naked," she said. "My mom got out of the shower and I was like, 'You have the best butt I've ever seen ever' And my mom is 60."

Posted by: mallfly at September 13, 2014 08:18 AM (zjcTL)

63 676 and 787 are both numerical anagrams.
This means something.

***

So does the word 'palindrome'.

Posted by: Seamus M. at September 13, 2014 08:19 AM (NeFrd)

64 That dragonfly is like, "Dude! Put the camera away, man, I just came out of the shower!"

Posted by: Null at September 13, 2014 08:20 AM (xjpRj)

65 >>Baby black bear caught dancing with flag on golf course

Isn't this really the story of Obama?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2014 08:21 AM (g1DWB)

66 "Morning everybody...

In honor of the current AoS HQ Yahoo thread, I humbly submit this:

http://tinyurl.com/qcl2dhv
(They walked the walk...)

And, in case you're wondering how it would sound in their native tongue, there's this version:

http://tinyurl.com/kuzxajp

Posted by: CPT. Charles at September 13, 2014 08:21 AM (lJaja)

67 re 59: also from weasel zippers:

US Secretary of State John Kerry said on Friday he was comfortable that the United States would form a broad-based coalition to fight Islamic State militants but said it would not be appropriate for Iran to be involved in the efforts.

but...

Shia militias in Iraq, trained and funded by Iran, are leading the ground offensive against Islamic State (IS) alongside Kurdish fighters.
However, the BBC has learnt that Iran already appears to be sending troops and weapons to fight the Sunni extremists in the country.

Posted by: mallfly at September 13, 2014 08:21 AM (zjcTL)

68 This morning's 'crazy news'... http://tinyurl.com/ltm4vc3

So taking a switch to brat's backside is a cuff-able offense, eh?

Posted by: CPT. Charles at September 13, 2014 08:24 AM (lJaja)

69 45 Jonah Goldberg wrote a book about that sort of thing.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at September 13, 2014 08:06 AM (V70Uh)



No kidding? When is it coming out?

Posted by: real joe at September 13, 2014 08:25 AM (xXhgd)

70 Thanks Ed!

Posted by: Gran at September 13, 2014 08:25 AM (LCIE3)

71 At this rate, teej, it might be an ice-skating party soon!

Posted by: Mama AJ at September 13, 2014 08:28 AM (SUKHu)

72 And for 'world at war' news...

http://tinyurl.com/k6nuvhb

And,

http://tinyurl.com/p5e7u63
(Shame they're commies tho...)

Posted by: CPT. Charles at September 13, 2014 08:28 AM (lJaja)

73 What's the libs'/media's (BIRM) long game on all this NFL stuff?

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at September 13, 2014 08:29 AM (yxw0r)

74 >>> I'll take bats over dragonflies any day. Their hideous alien form looks like a rapey invader from planet Lewinski would.

I wish I could train dragonflies to swarm around me and pick off mosquitoes and deer flies. Those aliens are here to make war on bugs, not us.

Posted by: fluffy at September 13, 2014 08:30 AM (Ua6T/)

75 Okay I have to comment...

The 'carbon neutral' chemistry lab was built from wood. So how much old growth forest was consumed to satiate the vanity of humans?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 13, 2014 08:30 AM (uYs/v)

76 Heh... this didn't take very long at all...

http://tinyurl.com/lm9mxc4
(Poor babies...)

Posted by: CPT. Charles at September 13, 2014 08:31 AM (lJaja)

77
The dragonfly pic is beautiful. It reminds me of my buddies trichomes, which reminds me of an unusually early attack of bud rot (caused by cool, damp weather), which reminds me of how much bullsh!t AGW is. All of which also reminds me of a Drudge link to mysterious men rappelling from helicopter to chop down peoples' "herb" gardens. Lots of keyboard commando commentators at the Drudge linked article claim they'd shoot anybody doing that because it's just plain unconstitutional. And *that* gives me a glimmer of hope that some people still get the freedom thingy this country was founded on.

I guess my thought train doesn't have any tracks because it certainly can wander!

Posted by: Ed Anger at September 13, 2014 08:31 AM (RcpcZ)

78 Well, the lab is gone. It wasn't sustainable, but the badminton competition is still on.

Posted by: Horatio Mortadella at September 13, 2014 08:32 AM (e1OO6)

79 Okay, which one of you morons has been fiddling with your chemistry sets, and Este's rocket kits again???

http://tinyurl.com/kychqa4

(Have another cup of joe, Vic... I gotcha covered. )

Posted by: CPT. Charles at September 13, 2014 08:34 AM (lJaja)

80 @73 Just a guess, obviously, but if they kill tackle football from adolescence up, they will futther reduced the space where a kid learns to eat dust at the bottom of the pile, to move and to hit hard, and to play within the rules.
If it looks like they're winning, we'll need to substitute individual martial arts practice, and marksmandhip.

Posted by: hNREx at 0742h CDT, 13.ix.14 at September 13, 2014 08:36 AM (hNREx)

81 >>> The 'carbon neutral' chemistry lab was built from wood. So how much old growth forest was consumed to satiate the vanity of humans?

They had all that carbon sequestered and just casually put it at risk for escape.

Posted by: fluffy at September 13, 2014 08:37 AM (Ua6T/)

82 The next Kate Upton? Charlotte McKinney


NSFW


http://tinyurl.com/mwstyfr

Posted by: Vic at September 13, 2014 08:39 AM (T2V/1)

83 54 I didn't see this last night, but it's the collection of historical photos from the ONT. It's worth another link:

http://___ur.com/gallery/Jau6H

I've seen a few of them before. I remember the Swedes switching to driving on the other side of the road from an old issue of Life magazine. I've also seen the photo of the iceberg that sank the Titanic.

Some I haven't seen. The one of the German soldiers reacting to film of the concentration camps is good, and the one of the woman who jumped from the Empire State Building and landed on a car, apparently, is just eerie.
Posted by: rickl at September 13, 2014 08:14 AM (sdi6R)

That link does not work, could you post it

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 13, 2014 08:40 AM (b6koZ)

84 Colorful does not equal pretty. If it did that chick in the mug shot from a couple weeks ago, with the rainbow eye shadow would be the most beautiful thing in the world.

Dragonflies are bugs, and all bugs by definition are ugly and annoying.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 13, 2014 08:40 AM (Dj0WE)

85 The Filipino's show the ChiComs that they too can play the 'ancient map' game...

http://tinyurl.com/qj6ten5

Posted by: CPT. Charles at September 13, 2014 08:42 AM (lJaja)

86 So taking a switch to brat's backside is a cuff-able offense, eh?


Posted by: CPT. Charles at September 13, 2014 08:24 AM (lJaja)



Maybe if mama Rice had whooped her boy's legs a time or two, he might have not grown up to do stuff like ghetto tap his girlfriend.

Posted by: Havedash at September 13, 2014 08:42 AM (G1XMn)

87 The next Kate Upton? Charlotte McKinney

Her bathing suit doesn't look very practical.

Posted by: rickl at September 13, 2014 08:42 AM (sdi6R)

88 If you guys are done with the OLD Kate Upton, i'll take her off your hands.....

Posted by: goatexchange at September 13, 2014 08:45 AM (sYUHT)

89 Looks like there's a drone at another gov't school that needs to be 'formerly employed'...

http://tinyurl.com/mj75fz4
(Bets on the drone being a union thug?)

Posted by: CPT. Charles at September 13, 2014 08:46 AM (lJaja)

90
82 The next Kate Upton? Charlotte McKinney


NSFW


http://tinyurl.com/mwstyfr


Posted by: Vic at September 13, 2014 08:39 AM (T2V/1)



Much better looking than Kate Upton imho. This one looks like she has a figure below the boobs. Kate Upton is a tree stump below the boobs. This one also looks like she may have an IQ over 90.

Posted by: Havedash at September 13, 2014 08:47 AM (G1XMn)

91 83

http://___ur.com/gallery/Jau6H

That link does not work, could you post it

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 13, 2014 08:40 AM (b6koZ)


Substitute the letters i m g (without spaces) for the underscore.

And actually, that's *not* the link from the ONT. The link from the ONT gave me four photos, and a link to the whole set. But that link didn't work for me, and I found my link from there. It's still an interesting set of photos, though.

Posted by: rickl at September 13, 2014 08:47 AM (sdi6R)

92 A competent administration would use ISIS to get a SoF agreement on our terms.

Posted by: toby928(C) at September 13, 2014 08:50 AM (rwI+c)

93 And, we'll leave it off with this...

http://tinyurl.com/l2dbjqu

Start your Hello Kitty count-down timers, everybody...

Posted by: CPT. Charles at September 13, 2014 08:52 AM (lJaja)

94 It's still an interesting set of photos, though.

I forgot to mention the one of Stalin thumbing his nose at the photographer.

See? Ol' Joe was just a regular guy who liked to clown around.

Sorta like Barry and his surreptitious middle finger.

Posted by: rickl at September 13, 2014 08:52 AM (sdi6R)

95 Here's something else pretty, took a couple months ago when visiting my grandparents.

http://tinyurl.com/ktl89md

Posted by: Adam at September 13, 2014 08:52 AM (HstNY)

96 *Yawns, rubs eyes, peeks at thread, rubs eyes again*

Wait? Vic is posting cheesecake links?!

Are they in daguerreotype?

Posted by: Y-not at September 13, 2014 08:52 AM (zDsvJ)

97 ...did you cover your mouth.....?

Posted by: goatexchange at September 13, 2014 08:53 AM (sYUHT)

98 43 -- fluffy -- Keep an eye out for glacier re-starts in your neck of the woods.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at September 13, 2014 08:54 AM (lJaja)

99 >>> Are they in daguerreotype?

Cuneiform.

Posted by: fluffy at September 13, 2014 08:54 AM (Ua6T/)

100 96
Wait? Vic is posting cheesecake links?!

Are they in daguerreotype?

Posted by: Y-not at September 13, 2014 08:52 AM (zDsvJ)



It's nothing you haven't seen before.

https://tinyurl.com/leya7ar

Posted by: rickl at September 13, 2014 08:56 AM (sdi6R)

101 I wouldn't kick either one out for eatin crackers...thanks vic!

Posted by: dumbartist at September 13, 2014 08:56 AM (ahBY0)

102 80
@73 Just a guess, obviously, but if they kill tackle football from
adolescence up, they will futther reduced the space where a kid learns
to eat dust at the bottom of the pile, to move and to hit hard, and to
play within the rules.

If it looks like they're winning, we'll need to substitute individual martial arts practice, and marksmandhip.

Posted by: hNREx at 0742h CDT, 13.ix.14 at September 13, 2014 08:36 AM (hNREx)

Fair guess, but I don't think they're stupid enough to try to outright kill tackle football. There's something else going on. We know all this stuff is coordinated, so someone has an agenda. My fevered brain ranges from everything from removing football from colleges to somehow manipulating NFL sponsorship dollars.

It's usually a money thing. And I suck with money, so I can't figure it out.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at September 13, 2014 08:57 AM (yxw0r)

103 34 -- -- -- Got a pet carrier for my neko-ninja for $5 at Goodwill.

You'd be amazed what you can find there if you're lucky...

Posted by: CPT. Charles at September 13, 2014 08:57 AM (lJaja)

104 @82

Nice, but her lips don't go with her face. Plastic surgery?


Yeah, I looked at her lips. Sick to think about that.


Speaking of sick. How to ruin a weekend? Get promised sex by wife who then forgets about promise in the morning.


And rain.

Posted by: Nip Sip at September 13, 2014 08:58 AM (0FSuD)

105 "...anagrams. ... 'palindrome'."

HAHAHA + DUH + ARRGH! My brain actually blanked on the word, and when "anagram" came to me, I went with it without a thought (obviously). Thanks for the correction. Sheesh!

Or, no, autocorrect, yeah, that was it. (Wait, I'm on cousin's notebook and it doesn't have autocorrect.)

Is a palindrome actually a special form of anagram, considering the letters don't look rearranged, nor form a different phrase when reversed?

Posted by: mindful webworker at September 13, 2014 09:01 AM (Zsb50)

106 new one

Posted by: Vic at September 13, 2014 09:02 AM (T2V/1)

107 Nood

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at September 13, 2014 09:02 AM (zDsvJ)

108 And whaddya know? There actually is a website for daguerreotype porn. Definitely NSFW.

http://daguerreotype.blogtur.com/

That took me all of about 0.452 seconds to find. Gotta love the internet.

Posted by: rickl at September 13, 2014 09:02 AM (sdi6R)

109 Get promised sex by wife who then forgets about promise in the morning.

*******

Oh, now, see, you had to broach the subject. I will. Restrain. Myself. (Otherwise I'm a misogynist.)

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at September 13, 2014 09:02 AM (yxw0r)

110 nothing starts your weekend better than a three hour conference call...

g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 13, 2014 09:03 AM (KCxzN)

111 57 -- dogfish -- Amen to that, bro...

Posted by: CPT. Charles at September 13, 2014 09:04 AM (lJaja)

112 I love learning new things and you give me new stuff to learn every day. It makes every morning better.


Posted by: Ed Anger at September 13, 2014 08:17 AM (RcpcZ)


File under "Old Dogs". From you comment I just figured out the trick of changing the search engine selection in the upper right corner so it changes to right click engine. So thanks to you as well as Gran.

Posted by: Retread at September 13, 2014 09:06 AM (l7hog)

113 @102 If the NFL goes, along with it a number of physically powerful young black male millionaires.
Jus' sayin'.

Posted by: hNREx at 0827h CDT, 13.ix.14 at September 13, 2014 09:21 AM (hNREx)

114 I wonder how many teens and drunk golfers are falsely accused of wrecking golf course flags when it was the bears all along.

Posted by: al at September 13, 2014 09:22 AM (3MNCs)

115 Barbara Bain (real name Millicent Fogel) was the 1950 Homecoming Queen at the University of Illinois.

Go Illini!

Posted by: Top.Man. at September 13, 2014 09:23 AM (YAiVr)

116 I have absolutely zero interest in talking about political candidates, so I guess I'll be staying here for the time being.

Posted by: rickl at September 13, 2014 09:34 AM (sdi6R)

117 "And he woke to find his penis inside....."

Alrighty then.

http://tinyurl.com/meof7og

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 13, 2014 09:35 AM (Savvx)

118 Here is the earliest known photograph:

https://tinyurl.com/pmz34pr

That required an exposure of several hours. It was just a view of the courtyard of a house.


Here is the first known photograph showing people. It was a man getting his shoes shined, and he was only captured because he stood still while the photo was being exposed.

https://tinyurl.com/mwlcc9e


From there, early photographers went straight to hardcore pornography. It was a no-brainer.

Posted by: rickl at September 13, 2014 09:53 AM (sdi6R)

119 I guess I'll wait for the next open thread and repost some of the links I put up...

Posted by: CPT. Charles at September 13, 2014 10:09 AM (lJaja)

120 [quote]test[/quote]

[blockquote]test[/blockquote]

Posted by: RickZ at September 16, 2014 06:00 AM (2A4VH)

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