So Like Pennsylvania's Democrat Candidate for Governor Used "Torture Porn" Actor In His Commercial

So how you doin'?

Actor in Pennsylvania politician Tom Wolf's campaign ad starred in 'torture porn' films

Before Alan Benyak -- a lawyer and Army veteran -- was featured in a campaign spot for Tom Wolf, who's the Pennsylvania Democratic gubernatorial candidate, he had lead roles in pornographic flicks. "Breeding Farm" and "Lucifer’s Unholy Desire" focused on the torture and debasement of women.

Well this has all started out fairly unsavory. I wonder if it will get worse.

Spoiler Alert: yes it will get worse.

Alan Benyak was featured in a political ad for Tom Wolf's campaign for Pennsylvania governor, in which he vouched for Wolf’s Peace Corps service. His roles prior to the ad, a new report alleges, were more sensational, to say the least.

The star of a campaign ad put out by Pennsylvania gubernatorial candidate Tom Wolf was discovered to have appeared in multiple pornographic movies, forcing the campaign to pull the spot, according to a bombshell report.

Long before Alan Benyak was cast to appear in the ad for Wolf, the state's Democratic nominee for governor, he starred in several "torture porn" fetish films --pornographic flicks that feature women being beaten, tortured and otherwise debased.

"Breeding Farm," one of Benyak's most prominent works, features several scenes of the actor torturing women, force-feeding women and "engaging in cannibalism," according to Buzzfeed, which claimed to have viewed the disturbing film.

...

#WarOnWomen, am I right?

You can click the link to see the package art for "Breeding Farm." I actually uploaded but then decided (seriously) it was contrary to this site's standards of propriety.

The New York Daily News don't mind linkin' it, though!

Corrected: The New York Daily News sells the "pornographic films" angle, but commenter Average Joe says it must not be divorced from "torture" as in "Torture Porn."

He says these are salacious torture-porn horror movies, surely offensive to most, but not actual pornographic films.

I do not know, as I've never seen Alan Banek's oevure, but the trailer for Lucifer's Unholy Desire (below) does make it look like a microbudget horror film with an emphasis on breasts (that is, a standard microbudget horror film) rather than a porno.

On the other hand, "Breeding Farm" looks like it is X-rated, though still, I don't think, actually what we think of when we think of actual pornography.

This trailer is quite a bit more salacious, if you can imagine that, so I'll just link the YouTube link.

Posted by: Ace at 02:21 PM




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1 To the Bittorrent!!

Posted by: Theodore Rex at September 11, 2014 02:22 PM (5waac)

2 so, uhh, who's seen this? the ad I mean, of course

Posted by: brak at September 11, 2014 02:23 PM (Tj+s6)

3 Third?

Posted by: Citizen X at September 11, 2014 02:23 PM (7ObY1)

4 In fairness, Breeding Farm has three stars.

Posted by: Theodore Rex at September 11, 2014 02:24 PM (5waac)

5 "I actually uploaded but then decided (seriously) it was contrary to this site's standards of propriety."

Thanks.

Posted by: flounder at September 11, 2014 02:24 PM (sDapq)

6 Oh, when you said torture porn, I figured you meant Eli Roth was in the ad. My bad.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 11, 2014 02:24 PM (3H4Zj)

7 We have standards of propriety?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 11, 2014 02:24 PM (DrWcr)

8 Is this "Breeding Farm" like a real place? And where would such a place be located?

For strictly research purposes only, of course.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 11, 2014 02:24 PM (7V0lh)

9 Its all quite symbolically appropriate for what the democrats want to do to state's taxpayers...

Posted by: Phil at September 11, 2014 02:24 PM (gTSL/)

10
Standards?

Posted by: LASue at September 11, 2014 02:25 PM (pWeX5)

11 84% on Rotten Tomatoes~!

Posted by: Theodore Rex at September 11, 2014 02:25 PM (5waac)

12 Whatevs. They both suck. No one to vote for as Gov. Much like our senators and reps. Scumbags all.

Posted by: Drill_Thrawl at September 11, 2014 02:25 PM (xtpUs)

13 Is this "Breeding Farm" like a real place? And where would such a place be located?

It is my goat farm and oasis of pleasure, kafir!

Posted by: Mohammed Mahmoud Mohammad at September 11, 2014 02:25 PM (DrWcr)

14 Breeding Farm: Better or worse than Bondage Mansion?

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 11, 2014 02:25 PM (3H4Zj)

15 Now take him to be tortured!

Posted by: Dr. Klahn at September 11, 2014 02:25 PM (cL79m)

16 Straight from a discussion of Islam to "Torture Porn."



Why does that seem like a natural progression?

Posted by: D-Lamp at September 11, 2014 02:26 PM (txvbW)

17 ""Breeding Farm," one of Benyak's most prominent works"

OK that just sounds funny, a "prominent" work of porn.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at September 11, 2014 02:26 PM (0LHZx)

18 15 Now take him to be tortured!
Posted by: Dr. Klahn at September 11, 2014 02:25 PM (cL79m)

Get the comfy chair!

Posted by: Cardinal Fang at September 11, 2014 02:26 PM (DrWcr)

19 Is Lucifer's Unholy Desire playing anywhere?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at September 11, 2014 02:26 PM (l3vZN)

20 but then decided (seriously) it was contrary to this site's standards of propriety.

O_O

Posted by: HR at September 11, 2014 02:26 PM (/kI1Q)

21 ummm.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at September 11, 2014 02:26 PM (tk9x5)

22 ""Breeding Farm," one of Benyak's most prominent works..."

this is just a funny sentence.

Posted by: ace at September 11, 2014 02:27 PM (/FnUH)

23 8
Is this "Breeding Farm" like a real place? And where would such a place be located?

For strictly research purposes only, of course.


Posted by: Dr Spank at September 11, 2014 02:24 PM (7V0lh)

Just down the path from Castle Anthrax.

Posted by: flounder at September 11, 2014 02:27 PM (sDapq)

24
Pennsylvania's Democrat Candidate for Governor Used a Porn Actor In His Commercial




Gee -- guess now Wolf will only win by 23 points.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 11, 2014 02:27 PM (kdS6q)

25 You can click the link to see the package art for "Breeding Farm." I actually uploaded but then decided (seriously) it was contrary to this site's standards of propriety.


That is disturbing on any number of levels.

At first I thought it was just some actor reading lines and thought, well, you know, they got the guy from some casting agency who didn't know. Not so much.

Vetting. How does that work?

Posted by: alexthechick at September 11, 2014 02:27 PM (mf5HN)

26 2 Benyaks, one cup?

Posted by: hNREx at 1334h CDT, 11.ix.14 at September 11, 2014 02:27 PM (hNREx)

27 Now we're all butthurt about teh torture porn?

What has the place become?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 11, 2014 02:27 PM (oFCZn)

28 But but Romney cut a guy's hair.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at September 11, 2014 02:27 PM (vraQQ)

29 I actually uploaded but then decided (seriously) it was contrary to this site's standards of propriety. Ace


Lets see..... standards of propriety. *Frantically leafs through bar napkins stapled together that is the AoS Handbook.*

Posted by: Shaniqua at September 11, 2014 02:27 PM (Nxi/6)

30 But, really, don't all PA lawyers?

Posted by: hNREx at 1334h CDT, 11.ix.14 at September 11, 2014 02:28 PM (hNREx)

31 irrelevant. So an actor hired to act has a skeleton in his closet. Its not like this guy was an aide or a staffer or in any position of authority or influence.

If we follow this logic, candidates better vet who they have cook their lunch, tailor their clothes, drive their limo.

This isn't going to and shouldn't affect the race at all.

Posted by: california red at September 11, 2014 02:28 PM (UyEG4)

32 Gee -- guess now Wolf will only win by 23 points.


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 11, 2014 02:27 PM
========
Heh. What's hurting Corbett so badly?

Posted by: mrp at September 11, 2014 02:28 PM (JBggj)

33 We have friken "standards of propriety"?!
Are they posted anywhere?

Posted by: rayj at September 11, 2014 02:28 PM (pI/IV)

34 so...it's like that Hostel movie but with X rated sex? People are weird.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at September 11, 2014 02:28 PM (tk9x5)

35 NOT THE BEES!!!!

Posted by: Edward Malu at September 11, 2014 02:28 PM (5waac)

36 SCOTT WALKER!!!!!!eleventy!!!

Posted by: Debbie Washmyhair-Shitz at September 11, 2014 02:29 PM (tihHg)

37
One of her early films:

http://youtu.be/qn1Yx1sojns?t=10s

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 11, 2014 02:29 PM (kdS6q)

38 34 so...it's like that Hostel movie but with X rated sex? People are weird.
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at September 11, 2014 02:28 PM (tk9x5)

Lotta sickos out there.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 11, 2014 02:29 PM (DrWcr)

39 Speaking of debasing women, I still have a binder of them, ready to go.

Posted by: MittBott2016 at September 11, 2014 02:29 PM (sDapq)

40 Oh my stars and garters, since we're violating HQ standards all over the place in this post, I actually clicked and read the article.

"Unfortunately, I have become political fodder in a game of high-stakes politics due to a small role I played in a low budget film as a favor to a friend struggling to fulfill his own dreams," Benyak wrote in an email to the Tribune-Review.


Yes. His own dreams of torturing and cannibalizing women.

Okie dokie.

Posted by: alexthechick at September 11, 2014 02:29 PM (mf5HN)

41 Uh, Party of Clinton and Kennedy, dudes. They get a pass.

Posted by: --- at September 11, 2014 02:30 PM (MMC8r)

42 You forget which party practices '#WarOnWomen' while making noise that the other party is guilty of it.

Posted by: Gmac- Pondering...something involving rope and a tree at September 11, 2014 02:30 PM (baiNQ)

43 and then I see on twitchy that fleshlight is being propositioned for a 9-11 commemorative fleshlight after they decided to let the world know they're reflective on 9-11.

ok.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at September 11, 2014 02:30 PM (tk9x5)

44 You can click the link to see the package art for "Breeding Farm." I actually uploaded but then decided (seriously) it was contrary to this site's standards of propriety.


Oh crap, I've suddenly developed aphasia. I could swear I read that sentence as saying the site has standards when it obviously be a reference to Valu-rite of hobo hunting, or perhaps Ace continuing to mock his children like he was on Twitter last night.

Wonder if there is a cure for aphasia...

Posted by: Bete says it is going to burn, why bother putting it off? at September 11, 2014 02:30 PM (CXdLL)

45 >>>"Unfortunately, I have become political fodder in a game of high-stakes politics due to a small role I played in a low budget film as a favor to a friend struggling to fulfill his own dreams," Benyak wrote in an email to the Tribune-Review.

so fucking funny!!!

Posted by: ace at September 11, 2014 02:30 PM (/FnUH)

46 The plot seemed particularly weak- no McGuffin.

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at September 11, 2014 02:30 PM (WDySP)

47 But is it torture torture porn porn?

Posted by: Wowzee Goldbrick at September 11, 2014 02:30 PM (vraQQ)

48 Lets see..... standards of propriety. *Frantically leafs through bar napkins stapled together that is the AoS Handbook.*

OOOOhhh.... Look who got the fancy bound edition.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 11, 2014 02:30 PM (YEelc)

49 So it's like Saw, but all of the traps are the Lust belt from Se7en?

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 11, 2014 02:31 PM (3H4Zj)

50 It was the 'Piece Corps.'

Posted by: --- at September 11, 2014 02:31 PM (MMC8r)

51 Wonder if there is a cure for aphasia...

Posted by: Bete says it is going to burn, why bother putting it off? at September 11, 2014 02:30 PM (CXdLL)


Tequila? Kills anything.

Posted by: Shaniqua at September 11, 2014 02:31 PM (Nxi/6)

52 Unsexy torture being listening to an Obama speech. I thought he was against that shit.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 11, 2014 02:31 PM (kfcYC)

53 33
We have friken "standards of propriety"?!
Are they posted anywhere?


Posted by: rayj at September 11, 2014 02:28 PM (pI/IV)
Umm, they were 'lost' in a fevered panic when Ace could not timely locate his festive holiday jerksock.


Posted by: flounder at September 11, 2014 02:31 PM (sDapq)

54 Does anyone else think this post is the result of Ace putting "porn" in google search, then putting, "politics" then saying the Hell with it and putting in "porn+politics"?

Posted by: Daybrother at September 11, 2014 02:31 PM (HSk4H)

55 37
One of her early films:

http://youtu.be/qn1Yx1sojns?t=10s
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 11, 2014 02:29 PM (kdS6q)

Mmmm...Princess Aura...she has the dubious honor of giving me my first naughty thoughts.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 11, 2014 02:31 PM (DrWcr)

56 When I was milking that woman with a pool-vacuum, I was doing a favor for a friend in the service of art.

Posted by: Kenny Banyak at September 11, 2014 02:31 PM (/FnUH)

57 Heh. What's hurting Corbett so badly?
Posted by: mrp at September 11, 2014 02:28 PM (JBggj)


The usual. Unfulfilled campaign promises. His role in the PSU-PEDO case... And a once red now blue state. Philthy and Pitt rule the elections.

Posted by: Drill_Thrawl at September 11, 2014 02:31 PM (xtpUs)

58
At this point, Tom Wolfe could be caught with a dead girl or a live boy and still win the race. He's up 24 points of Corbett.
My uncle, age 78, has never voted D in his life, but will this fall because of what Gov. Corbett did to Joe Paterno (fired him). And he's got tens of thousands of other Penn State alumni Rs doing the same thing.

Posted by: albo at September 11, 2014 02:31 PM (ZPx7m)

59 "Oh well, as long as Wolf supports women's reproductive rights, we'll give him a pass." - Feminists and the MSM

Posted by: Lizzy at September 11, 2014 02:31 PM (D/504)

60 I believe I speak for all those present when I say, regarding that "film":


What the blue fuck is this unholy shit.



My stomach is doing somersaults; not only do people consume this "art", someone fucking produced it.


The heart of mankind is infinitely wicked...

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at September 11, 2014 02:32 PM (9LuAk)

61 Sandra Fluk did torture porn.
I watched it. It was torture.

Remember the two drink minimum and please tip your waitresses.

Posted by: Mongo at September 11, 2014 02:32 PM (HEo6y)

62 Straight from a discussion of Islam to "Torture Porn."

Why does that seem like a natural progression?

Posted by: D-Lamp at September 11, 2014 02:26 PM (txvbW)


Because it is?

Just shows why AoSHQ is a one-stop shop.

Posted by: steveegg at September 11, 2014 02:32 PM (cL79m)

63 19 Is Lucifer's Unholy Desire playing anywhere?

They're opening for Opeth later this year.

Posted by: Citizen X at September 11, 2014 02:32 PM (7ObY1)

64 48 Lets see..... standards of propriety. *Frantically leafs through bar napkins stapled together that is the AoS Handbook.*

OOOOhhh.... Look who got the fancy bound edition.


Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 11, 2014 02:30 PM (YEelc)



...and you should see the graphics..

Posted by: Shaniqua at September 11, 2014 02:32 PM (Nxi/6)

65 Alan Benyak -- a lawyer

See what law school reduces you to!!!!1!1!!

Posted by: The Progs at September 11, 2014 02:32 PM (iQIUe)

66 so fucking funny!!!

Posted by: ace at September 11, 2014 02:30 PM (/FnUH)


I will admit to reading that and being like, c'mon, is this an Onion article because holy shit there's no possible way that he could actually respond with that.

And yet he did.


Posted by: alexthechick at September 11, 2014 02:33 PM (mf5HN)

67
Nothing like that TV torture porn called "The View"

Posted by: Whoopi's wet cushion at September 11, 2014 02:33 PM (1sVzz)

68 as a favor to a friend struggling to fulfill his own dreams,"

-
Please, don't tell us what those dreams were.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at September 11, 2014 02:33 PM (vraQQ)

69 favor to a friend struggling to fulfill his own dreams

When your friend has seriously fucked up dreams, you get a new friend, not help his dream fulfillment.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 11, 2014 02:33 PM (DrWcr)

70 On this day "Breeding Ground" to me means the Kunar Province. And we should be exterminating them faster than they breed.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 11, 2014 02:33 PM (GGCsk)

71 The volcano scene was classical allusion! AN.ALLUSION

Posted by: Alan Benyak at September 11, 2014 02:33 PM (5waac)

72 57,58

Thanks!

Posted by: mrp at September 11, 2014 02:33 PM (JBggj)

73 Is there a uptick in this crap since that--

Shades of Grey opus?

I hear the torture part is actually trying to read it.

Posted by: Home Slice at September 11, 2014 02:33 PM (RJMhd)

74 The Boston Marathon bombing attacks were not an "act of terrorism," the US Treasury has ruled, which conveniently means terrorism insurance claims need not be paid out in full.

In the wake of the 9/11 attacks, Congress passed the Terrorism Risk Insurance Act, which created federally-backed insurance in cases of damage due to terrorism. Some Boston businesses were among those that bought the insurance.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at September 11, 2014 02:33 PM (+Ahvr)

75 I saw "Standards of Propriety" open for "Vagina Cannon" back in '02.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 11, 2014 02:33 PM (7V0lh)

76 Well this certainly takes Binders of Women to a whole different level.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 11, 2014 02:34 PM (A3ivx)

77 If this was a Republican I'd be watching MSNBC all night

Posted by: ajlfour at September 11, 2014 02:34 PM (mt49B)

78 I couldn't even make it through Bloodsucking Freaks, and that was the 80s.

I shudder to think what the sicko-porn weirdos are up to nowadays.

And I do not want to find out.

Posted by: Citizen X at September 11, 2014 02:34 PM (7ObY1)

79 I don't want to say like "There's more out there," but just, hypothetically, if maybe there's another arty movie about adult relationships that I did as a favor for a close friend, and maybe this other movie involves animal feces and setting mice on fire, like, would you hold it against me?

Posted by: Kenny Banyak at September 11, 2014 02:34 PM (/FnUH)

80 If this were a republican, MSNBC would already be conflating it to the point that casual listeners would believe the candidate for governor owned a torture/breeding farm for women.

However, this is a democrat so it will be forgotten tomorrow.

Posted by: jwest at September 11, 2014 02:34 PM (u2a4R)

81 Alan Benyak -- a lawyer

It just keeps getting worse.

Posted by: --- at September 11, 2014 02:34 PM (MMC8r)

82 ...and you should see the graphics..
Posted by: Shaniqua at September 11, 2014 02:32 PM (Nxi/6)

Like a Rorshach test made with White-Out.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 11, 2014 02:34 PM (DrWcr)

83 Second look?

Posted by: Todd Akin at September 11, 2014 02:35 PM (sDapq)

84 For what it's worth, Hector is back with a new sock in the old thread.



Posted by: Ace of Clubs at September 11, 2014 02:05 PM (Deih7)

Posted by: D-Lamp at September 11, 2014 02:35 PM (txvbW)

85
>>Heh. What's hurting Corbett so badly?
Guy thinks he's still Attorney General, not Governor. He doesn't lead.Even the Rs running the state legislature complain they can't work with him. The PSU debacle. Plus he got stuck cleaning up Ed Rendell's 8 year check distributing spree, so budgets have been cut and he gets the blame. And the Ds finally have a good candidate against him--a D who's perceived as a moderate.

Posted by: albo at September 11, 2014 02:35 PM (ZPx7m)

86 >>>76 Well this certainly takes Binders of Women to a whole different level.

HEY OHHHHH!!!!

Posted by: The Spirit of Ed McMahon Lives on In Digital Purgatory at September 11, 2014 02:35 PM (/FnUH)

87 Does Battlefield Earth count as torture porn?

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 11, 2014 02:35 PM (3H4Zj)

88 ...as a favor to a friend who was struggling to fulfill his dreams.

----

I need better friends. My friends get a little dicey when I ask them to read something I'm writing, or help me move.

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at September 11, 2014 02:35 PM (htPDF)

89 82 ...and you should see the graphics..
Posted by: Shaniqua at September 11, 2014 02:32 PM (Nxi/6)

Like a Rorshach test made with White-Out.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 11, 2014 02:34 PM (DrWcr)


*squints at the graphics*

Posted by: Kayeya at September 11, 2014 02:36 PM (Nxi/6)

90 If this were a republican, MSNBC would already be conflating it to the point that casual listeners would believe the candidate for governor owned a torture/breeding farm for women.

However, this is a democrat so it will be forgotten tomorrow.

Posted by: jwest at September 11, 2014 02:34 PM (u2a4R)


Who are you and what have you done with jwest?

Seriously, you're right.

Posted by: steveegg at September 11, 2014 02:36 PM (cL79m)

91 Does anyone else think this post is the result of Ace putting "porn" in google search, then putting, "politics" then saying the Hell with it and putting in "porn+politics"?
Posted by: Daybrother at September 11, 2014 02:31 PM (HSk4H)


Yeah but isn't the first result for that this place anyway?

Posted by: alexthechick at September 11, 2014 02:36 PM (mf5HN)

92 Not the right stuff.

Posted by: Tom Wolfe at September 11, 2014 02:36 PM (SCcgT)

93 84 For what it's worth, Hector is back with a new sock in the old thread.



Posted by: Ace of Clubs at September 11, 2014 02:05 PM (Deih7)

Posted by: D-Lamp at September 11, 2014 02:35 PM (txvbW)

I'll give him this: he's a persistent little bastard.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 11, 2014 02:36 PM (DrWcr)

94 >> ...as a favor to a friend struggling to fulfill his own dreams,"


Such a giver, this guy!
Just imagine that phrase used to excuse other acts of deviance, such as screwing goats.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 11, 2014 02:37 PM (D/504)

95 Resume checks are so 20th century.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Utopian Schemes and Exasperations at the Outrage Outlet! at September 11, 2014 02:37 PM (hLRSq)

96 He didn't have a porn star name?

Posted by: The Progs at September 11, 2014 02:37 PM (iQIUe)

97 To recap:

In Postmodern progressive theory:

a. Rape is like the worst thing in the world.
b. Pretend rape, however, in BDSM sex fantasies, is like totally cool and hip.

c. Torture is HALLIBURTON JOHN YOO CHENEY totally uncool and bad.
d. Pretend torture in sexy sex fantasies is exciting and freaky and transgressive and we should teach teenagers how to do it.

Posted by: zombie at September 11, 2014 02:37 PM (/UYSJ)

98 I'll give him this: he's a persistent little bastard.


Just like jock itch.

Posted by: Citizen X at September 11, 2014 02:37 PM (7ObY1)

99
"If helping friends in need is what I'm charged with, then I am guilty, and I won't apologize for it." -Alan Benyak.
That "friend in need" had more females to milk than he could handle.So, Benyak was just doing what anyone one of us would. Come on! He was a friend in need!

Posted by: MWTexas at September 11, 2014 02:37 PM (N05oL)

100 Just like VagISIL?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 11, 2014 02:38 PM (A3ivx)

101
My uncle, age 78, has never voted D in his life, but will this fall because of what Gov. Corbett did to Joe Paterno (fired him). And he's got tens of thousands of other Penn State alumni Rs doing the same thing.

As would I if I still lived in PA.

Posted by: Bandersnatch who is a proud Nitwit Lion at September 11, 2014 02:38 PM (JtwS4)

102 100 Just like VagISIL?

icwydt

Posted by: Citizen X at September 11, 2014 02:38 PM (7ObY1)

103

what Gov. Corbett did to Joe Paterno (fired him).

He should have gutted Joe and hung him from a lamppost.

Posted by: imp at September 11, 2014 02:38 PM (IhO99)

104 He's a democrat? Fuck, I wouldn't expect anything less.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, fighting the ban, and tired at September 11, 2014 02:39 PM (F2IAQ)

105 Torture porn? What the hell is wrong with humans?

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 11, 2014 02:39 PM (r+7wo)

106 If only the Clinton Campaign had the same standards of propriety.

Some amorous activities are best left done with the lights out.

Posted by: Fritz at September 11, 2014 02:39 PM (UzPAd)

107 96 He didn't have a porn star name?

Posted by: The Progs at September 11, 2014 02:37 PM (iQIUe)


....isn't it your first pets name and then your first street name?

mine: Trixie St. Michael

Posted by: Kayeya at September 11, 2014 02:39 PM (Nxi/6)

108 Cue up the "REPUBLICANS HATE SEX" mantra.

Posted by: --- at September 11, 2014 02:39 PM (MMC8r)

109 He didn't have a porn star name?



Did he have a porn star mustache?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 11, 2014 02:39 PM (lIiq2)

110 >>b. Pretend rape, however, in BDSM sex fantasies, is like totally cool and hip.

Especially if the dude is, like, a hot young billionaire.
Makes those middle-aged mommies swoon (because apparently it never occurred to them to consider that dude doing it to their own precious daughters).

Posted by: Lizzy at September 11, 2014 02:39 PM (D/504)

111
The folksy ad, Jeeps, featured attorney and actor Alan Benyak of Charleroi, a former candidate for judge in Washington County, as its face.

Benyak played Mr. Cannibal in a 2013 film, Breeding Farm, directed by Cody Knotts, a Uniontown resident who twice ran for state House and lost.




The Pennsylvania ballot - Adults over 18 only.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 11, 2014 02:39 PM (kdS6q)

112 ....isn't it your first pets name and then your first street name?


Tiger Grand



Posted by: Citizen X at September 11, 2014 02:39 PM (7ObY1)

113 101
My uncle, age 78, has never voted D in his life, but will this fall because of what Gov. Corbett did to Joe Paterno (fired him). And he's got tens of thousands of other Penn State alumni Rs doing the same thing.

As would I if I still lived in PA.
Posted by: Bandersnatch who is a proud Nitwit Lion at September 11, 2014 02:38 PM (JtwS4)

***************

I was wondering why his polling collapsed, is that it?

Wow talk about Tip O'Neill being right--all politics is local.

Posted by: Home Slice at September 11, 2014 02:40 PM (RJMhd)

114 Breeding Farm sucked, but for an opportunistic sequel, "Breeding Farm II: Revenge of the Transgendered Midgets" was a pleasant surprise.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 11, 2014 02:40 PM (5HTU8)

115 After hearing it described I have no desire to look at it
but that's a bullshit excuse. You don't help your friends by doing torture porn that degrades women. If you do it you are saying it's o.k. for people to produce such utter crap and it's o.k. for women to be treated like that

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 11, 2014 02:40 PM (glk59)

116 I am amazed that they make new porn. Why? It always ends all wet and shiny no matter the plot. Couldn't we just recycle the ton of porn we have made to date? Who would notice a difference?

Posted by: CNN Talking Point at September 11, 2014 02:40 PM (oDCMR)

117 I shudder to think what the sicko-porn weirdos are up to nowadays.
And I do not want to find out.



Well...

Posted by: Martin Bashir at September 11, 2014 02:40 PM (EDWuJ)

118 If we follow this logic, candidates better vet who they have cook their lunch, tailor their clothes, drive their limo.

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I'm not a candidate for anything other than the looney bin but if one of my employees was dabbling in torture porn, I'd want to know it.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at September 11, 2014 02:40 PM (vraQQ)

119 ....isn't it your first pets name and then your first street name?

Tiger Dogwood

Posted by: flounder at September 11, 2014 02:40 PM (sDapq)

120
Benyak played Mr. Cannibal in a 2013 film, Breeding Farm, directed by Cody Knotts, a Uniontown resident who twice ran for state House and lost.


So not even like two years ago.

/Vietor

Posted by: --- at September 11, 2014 02:40 PM (MMC8r)

121 Those ISIS guys really like torture porn,except they do it for real.

Posted by: steevy at September 11, 2014 02:40 PM (v5UtH)

122 That movie "Breeding Farm", is produced by Troma studios (I looked at the graphic at the link). The same guys that do Toxic Avenger and other terrible movies. How bad could it really be?

Posted by: MikeInBA at September 11, 2014 02:41 PM (Q9Fr6)

123 Benyak and Knotts will next bring to YouTube Deliverance II: Squeal Girls Squeal!.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 11, 2014 02:41 PM (A3ivx)

124 I want to know how this was discovered.

Did someone just pop his name into IMDB or did someone go "Hey! That guy looks familiar!"

Or, you know, did his vicious ex call up someone.

Posted by: alexthechick at September 11, 2014 02:41 PM (mf5HN)

125 Tiger Grand

Posted by: Citizen X at September 11, 2014 02:39 PM (7ObY1)


Nice.

Posted by: Binaca Smith at September 11, 2014 02:41 PM (Nxi/6)

126
He's a democrat? Fuck, I wouldn't expect anything less.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian



Google sez he ran on both the Democratic and Republican tickets.

Because lawyer.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 11, 2014 02:41 PM (kdS6q)

127 Tens of Thousands of "Republicans" are going to vote Commie at the national level because they're pissed at the treatment of a dead football coach by their Governor.

Makes perfect sense.

Posted by: Citizen X at September 11, 2014 02:41 PM (7ObY1)

128 I keep checking the site to see if the religion of peace has done anything...and I stumble across this...gawd I love this place.

Posted by: Paladin at September 11, 2014 02:41 PM (hxLER)

129 Couldn't we just recycle the ton of porn we have made to date? Who would notice a difference?

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Dude, hairstyles.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at September 11, 2014 02:41 PM (vraQQ)

130 Pennsylvania's Democrat Candidate for Governor Used a Porn Actor In His Commercial


Gutsy call.

Posted by: Thin Veneer Of Civility at September 11, 2014 02:41 PM (XzRw1)

131 as an aside, I think Tom Wolf !(D)! should be added several times throughout the post for those of Us (ok Me) that skim and miss it the first time.

Posted by: willow at September 11, 2014 02:41 PM (nqBYe)

132 >>>"If helping friends in need is what I'm charged with, then I am guilty, and I won't apologize for it." -Alan Benyak.

close. We were charging you with violating a bound and gagged woman with an assortment of summer squashes, but, you know, "helping friends in need," tomato, tahmahtoh.

Posted by: ace at September 11, 2014 02:42 PM (/FnUH)

133 114 Breeding Farm sucked, but for an opportunistic sequel, "Breeding Farm II: Revenge of the Transgendered Midgets" was a pleasant surprise.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 11, 2014 02:40 PM (5HTU

+ first appearance of Peter Dinklage (Tyrion Lannister)

Posted by: MikeH at September 11, 2014 02:42 PM (zqzYV)

134
I'll give him this: he's a persistent little bastard.
Posted by: Insomniac at

Similar to a case of the clap procured from the breeding farm.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, fighting the ban, and tired at September 11, 2014 02:42 PM (F2IAQ)

135 Let's get this straight.


The uncle of literally decades of voting R are taking a principled stand on voting D to toss the R out because he annihilated the career of a man who, at the least, turned a blind eye to the open-secret pedophilia of Sandusky.


Not about abortion. Not about war or peace. Not about economics. Terminating the career of a fucking college sports figure is the hill to die on.

Yeah, fuck this nation in the ass with a 40-grit sandpaper-wrapped dildo dipped in battery acid. We deserve it. It really cannot get more idiotic than this.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at September 11, 2014 02:42 PM (9LuAk)

136 in otherwords,
sends ace a writing for dummies handbook.

Posted by: willow at September 11, 2014 02:42 PM (nqBYe)

137 119 ....isn't it your first pets name and then your first street name?

Tiger Dogwood


Posted by: flounder at September 11, 2014 02:40 PM (sDapq)


Nice...but maybe Dogwoodie

Posted by: Binaca Smith at September 11, 2014 02:42 PM (Nxi/6)

138 ...your first pets name and then your first street name?

This kept me out before I developed standards or morals: Scruffy Oxnard.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 11, 2014 02:42 PM (YEelc)

139 If your friends have dreams that involve filming women being tortured and raped for sexual satisfaction, you might just need better friends.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 11, 2014 02:42 PM (3H4Zj)

140 129 Couldn't we just recycle the ton of porn we have made to date? Who would notice a difference?

-
Dude, hairstyles.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at September 11, 2014 02:41 PM (vraQQ)

Dude, CGI

Posted by: MikeH at September 11, 2014 02:42 PM (NfnJU)

141 mine: Trixie St. Michael
------------------
"Fluffy Kingsdown"

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at September 11, 2014 02:42 PM (WDySP)

142 JohnCornyn @JohnCornyn 25m
54 Senate Democrats just voted to repeal the 1st Amendment. #truthisstrangerthanfiction

Posted by: Liberal Fascism News at September 11, 2014 02:43 PM (ZPrif)

143 ....isn't it your first pets name and then your first street name?


Smokey Route 1?

Nope. They'll never believe that name.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at September 11, 2014 02:43 PM (X+nFp)

144
If we follow this logic, candidates better vet who they have cook their lunch, tailor their clothes, drive their limo.


He's not there as an actor. He's giving a personal testimonial based on Wolf's Peace Corps service.

Posted by: Bandersnatch who is a proud Nitwit Lion at September 11, 2014 02:43 PM (JtwS4)

145 This Benyak creature sounds like a candidate for water-boarding. Srsly, what else hss he done, what about some of his other "friends", who has he represented legally, etc.
I' d slso like to do a cold csse DNA sweep of his domicile.

Posted by: hNREx at 1349h CDT, 11.ix.14 at September 11, 2014 02:43 PM (hNREx)

146 In spite of its promise to NATO to help fight the Islamic State, Turkey will not take part in combat operations against militants and will refuse to allow any US-led coalition to attack jihadists in neighboring Iraq and Syria from its air bases, a government official said Thursday.
Turkey is the only Muslim country in the coalition of 10 countries who agreed to fight IS at the NATO summit last week in Wales. Turkey is a logical staging area for NATO, as IS militants control large portions of Iraq and much of northern Syria along the Turkish border.

Fredo's "coalition" is already falling apart

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 11, 2014 02:43 PM (M0mf2)

147 132 >>>"If helping friends in need is what I'm charged with, then I am guilty, and I won't apologize for it." -Alan Benyak.

close. We were charging you with violating a bound and gagged woman with an assortment of summer squashes, but, you know, "helping friends in need," tomato, tahmahtoh.

Posted by: ace at September 11, 20

Gives a new meaning to Honey, I have to weed the garden.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, fighting the ban, and tired at September 11, 2014 02:43 PM (F2IAQ)

148 FOX News Radio @foxnewsradio 27m
Senate fails to invoke cloture (54-42) on Democrats' Constitutional amendment to reign in campaign finance rules. (@JaredHalpern)

Posted by: Liberal Fascism News at September 11, 2014 02:43 PM (ZPrif)

149 Peter Woodcock

Posted by: Guy Who Lies About His Porn Name at September 11, 2014 02:44 PM (7ObY1)

150 141 mine: Trixie St. Michael
------------------
"Fluffy Kingsdown"

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at September 11, 2014 02:42 PM (WDySP)


Lol.

Posted by: Binaca Smith at September 11, 2014 02:44 PM (Nxi/6)

151 127 Tens of Thousands of "Republicans" are going to vote Commie at the national level because they're pissed at the treatment of a dead football coach by their Governor.

------------------------------------------

Fuck any R who votes D for that reason. With the barbed cock of Satan.

Posted by: Bat Chain Puller at September 11, 2014 02:44 PM (SCcgT)

152 His porn name : Johnny Dreams

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 11, 2014 02:44 PM (7V0lh)

153 MH or that other classic, "Honey I need to help Roger trim the hedges."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 11, 2014 02:44 PM (A3ivx)

154 I am amazed that they make new porn. Why? It always ends all wet and shiny no matter the plot. Couldn't we just recycle the ton of porn we have made to date? Who would notice a difference?

More to the point, why do we keep paying for new Sesame Street episodes? It's the same language it was in the 1970s, it's not got to make new episodes to keep up with the changes in English.

And why do we pay to close-caption a show for NON-READERS?

Posted by: --- at September 11, 2014 02:44 PM (MMC8r)

155 If I'm charged with taking an interest in the natural world and all its miracles, I guess I must be adjudged guilty as charged.

Posted by: Guy You Just Caught Masturbating On To Your Garden Pumpkins at September 11, 2014 02:44 PM (/FnUH)

156 Fredo's "coalition" is already falling apart
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Sorry NGU you are wrong. You can't lose what you never had.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, fighting the ban, and tired at September 11, 2014 02:44 PM (F2IAQ)

157 Breeding Farm sucked, but for an opportunistic sequel, "Breeding Farm II: Revenge of the Transgendered Midgets" was a pleasant surprise.

-
I thought it was derivative and insisted upon itself.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at September 11, 2014 02:44 PM (vraQQ)

158 Tom Wolf is an author, too. He wrote the Electric Kool-Aid Throw Acid in a Girl's Face While She's Being Force-Fed an Eggplant Test.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 11, 2014 02:44 PM (3H4Zj)

159 Yeah, fuck this nation in the ass with a 40-grit sandpaper-wrapped dildo dipped in battery acid


Keep talking, I'm writing this all down.

Posted by: Alan Benyak at September 11, 2014 02:44 PM (EDWuJ)

160 135 Let's get this straight.


The uncle of literally decades of voting R are taking a principled stand on voting D to toss the R out because he annihilated the career of a man who, at the least, turned a blind eye to the open-secret pedophilia of Sandusky.


Not about abortion. Not about war or peace. Not about economics. Terminating the career of a fucking college sports figure is the hill to die on.

Yeah, fuck this nation in the ass with a 40-grit sandpaper-wrapped dildo dipped in battery acid. We deserve it. It really cannot get more idiotic than this.
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at September 11, 2014 02:42 PM (9LuA

*********************

Ya--I actually went and looked at debt, and the unemployment graphs. Boy do I feel stupid.

Posted by: Home Slice at September 11, 2014 02:45 PM (RJMhd)

161 Thanks Anna, I snorted on that one.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, fighting the ban, and tired at September 11, 2014 02:45 PM (F2IAQ)

162 "I thought it was derivative and insisted upon itself.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at September 11, 2014 02:44 PM (vraQQ)"

I thought the cinematography was lacking, the plot was cliche and the dialogue wasn't believable.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 11, 2014 02:45 PM (3H4Zj)

163 And why do we pay to close-caption a show for NON-READERS?
Posted by: --- at September 11, 2014 02:44 PM (MMC8r)

for those unfortunate undocumented who came into this country at 25

Posted by: MikeH at September 11, 2014 02:45 PM (NfnJU)

164 Seriously, though, 54 Democrat Senators hate the Koch Brothers so much they just voted to repeal the 1st Amendment.

As the kids say, that's a thing that actually happened.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at September 11, 2014 02:46 PM (ZPrif)

165 I don't know what all the uproar is about, I see a natural progression from law school to torture porn fetishist to politics.

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 11, 2014 02:46 PM (2cS/G)

166 Ray Rice should get a sponsorship deal from Black & Decker.

Posted by: --- at September 11, 2014 02:46 PM (MMC8r)

167 Dude, hairstyles.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at September 11, 2014 02:41 PM (vraQQ)



In more ways than one . . . .

Posted by: alexthechick at September 11, 2014 02:46 PM (mf5HN)

168 ....isn't it your first pets name and then your first street name?
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Pussy Mount Vernon.

Name or Movie Title?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at September 11, 2014 02:47 PM (QBm1P)

169 135 Let's get this straight.


The uncle of literally decades of voting R are taking a principled stand on voting D to toss the R out because he annihilated the career of a man who, at the least, turned a blind eye to the open-secret pedophilia of Sandusky.


Not about abortion. Not about war or peace. Not about economics. Terminating the career of a fucking college sports figure is the hill to die on.

Yeah, fuck this nation in the ass with a 40-grit sandpaper-wrapped dildo dipped in battery acid. We deserve it. It really cannot get more idiotic than this.
------
Paterno is a religion in PA. I am not sure whether its a guilt or shame culture but the followers are more faithful than Nuns. I always thought Paterno a little creepy, but I don't watch college football.

Posted by: CNN Talking Point at September 11, 2014 02:47 PM (oDCMR)

170 ....isn't it your first pets name and then your
first street name?



I wish I could remember 47 years ago.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 11, 2014 02:47 PM (lIiq2)

171 It really cannot get more idiotic than this.
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at September 11, 2014 02:42 PM (9LuAk)


Now you've done it.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Utopian Schemes and Exasperations at the Outrage Outlet! at September 11, 2014 02:47 PM (hLRSq)

172 You guys are doing great!

Posted by: Zombie Caesar Nero at September 11, 2014 02:47 PM (2L4e5)

173 is this like Dem pornICATORS trolling women in the porn world ?

or is this just dems being dems while pretending it's art ?

because really this doesn't FIT with the Dem message i've been hearing .

or this is why they need free BC pills?


Posted by: willow at September 11, 2014 02:47 PM (nqBYe)

174 Yeah, fuck this nation in the ass with a 40-grit sandpaper-wrapped dildo dipped in battery acid.

*furiously scribbles notes*

Posted by: Friend of Benyak at September 11, 2014 02:47 PM (87y4e)

175 More to the point, why do we keep paying for new Sesame Street episodes? It's the same language it was in the 1970s

The 1970s Sesame Streets are now considered inappropriate for children. I am not making this up.

http://is.gd/edUXyc

Posted by: HR at September 11, 2014 02:47 PM (/kI1Q)

176 Who among us hasn't bred and milked some women?

And it isn't like he deployed some traffic cones or something horrible like that.

Posted by: blaster at September 11, 2014 02:48 PM (xKB7D)

177 I thought the cinematography was lacking, the plot was cliche...

----

But what did you think of the volcano scene?

Posted by: Jenny Likes Memes at September 11, 2014 02:48 PM (htPDF)

178 159 Yeah, fuck this nation in the ass with a 40-grit sandpaper-wrapped dildo dipped in battery acid


Keep talking, I'm writing this all down.
Posted by: Alan Benyak at September 11, 2014 02:44 PM (EDWuJ)

****************
LOL!

oh gawd.

Posted by: Home Slice at September 11, 2014 02:48 PM (RJMhd)

179 Couldn't we just recycle the ton of porn we have made to date? Who would notice a difference?

-
Dude, hairstyles.


Hardwood vs Disco

Posted by: Theodore Rex at September 11, 2014 02:48 PM (5waac)

180 Ali Weinberg @AliABCNews
@marieharf to @APDiploWriter re: Turks, Germans backing out of mil assistance: "Why do you always focus on what people say they won't do?"

Posted by: News of the Dumb at September 11, 2014 02:48 PM (ZPrif)

181 Mollie Hemingway's on a roll:

"When Cruz was supposed to give the keynote address and discuss the deadly serious topic of persecution of Christians, he instead insulted a largely immigrant and foreign crowd as a group that didn't understand their own political situation and stomped out of the room after calling them a bunch of haters."


Papa Hemingway > Mollie Hemingway

Posted by: Citizen X at September 11, 2014 02:48 PM (7ObY1)

182
binders full of women

Posted by: kj at September 11, 2014 02:48 PM (lKyWE)

183 Rand Paul agrees w CIC: "ISIL not islamic"

(IOW that deaf, dumb and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball.)

Posted by: NCwoof at September 11, 2014 02:48 PM (aUQgu)

184 Can we talk about this for awhile?


http://uproxx.it/1lXmOyC


I agree with every word of that, especially the note.

Posted by: alexthechick at September 11, 2014 02:48 PM (mf5HN)

185 156
Fredo's "coalition" is already falling apart

Posted by: Nevergiveup

Can you have a coalition of the unwilling?

Posted by: flounder at September 11, 2014 02:49 PM (sDapq)

186 Now you've done it.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Utopian Schemes and Exasperations at the Outrage Outlet! at September 11, 2014 02:47 PM (hLRSq)

Shit.

I take it back.

I TAKE IT BACK. I don't want to see how it could get more idiotic...

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at September 11, 2014 02:49 PM (9LuAk)

187 My "porn name" sounds more like a classy lounge singer to me..."Kiki Beaconsfield".

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 11, 2014 02:49 PM (2cS/G)

188 Pussy Mount Vernon.

Name or Movie Title?



Posted by: All Hail Eris at September 11, 2014 02:47 PM (QBm1P)


wasted as a porn name...perfect movie title. Is Vernon a pizza delivery guy?

Posted by: Binaca Smith at September 11, 2014 02:49 PM (Nxi/6)

189 Lucky Liberty. LOL.

Posted by: wrg500 at September 11, 2014 02:49 PM (S+el1)

190 speaking of Dems for governor, I got another one of these emails from the Wendy for Texas BS machine today:
You probably know my story by this point. What you may not know is my motivation for overcoming the challenges I've faced. And the answer is completely unsurprising: Family.
Before I ran for State Senate, before I went to law school, before I even started taking night classes at Tarrant County College -- I was blessed with a beautiful daughter but only had a low-wage job to support us. All I wanted to do was make life better for our family. So when the opportunity to get an education came along, I jumped at the chance.
That's the simple answer-- and it's not unique to me. Millions of Texas families share similar stories. They face similar struggles as the ones I've faced in my life.
All they need is the opportunity to grow and succeed. I think they should have it.

Posted by: mallfly at September 11, 2014 02:49 PM (bJm7W)

191 AlextheChick, too bad its not Al Franken and Sarah Palin.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 11, 2014 02:50 PM (A3ivx)

192 You can click the link to see the package art for "Breeding Farm." I actually uploaded but then decided (seriously) it was contrary to this site's standards of propriety.


-----------------------------------------


Okay. I laughed at this. Should I feel ashamed?

Posted by: Soona at September 11, 2014 02:50 PM (3shY9)

193 175 More to the point, why do we keep paying for new Sesame Street episodes? It's the same language it was in the 1970s

The 1970s Sesame Streets are now considered inappropriate for children. I am not making this up.

http://is.gd/edUXyc
Posted by: HR at September 11, 2014 02:47 PM (/kI1Q)

FFS. We really are doomed.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 11, 2014 02:50 PM (DrWcr)

194 Seriously, though, 54 Democrat Senators hate the Koch Brothers so much they just voted to repeal the 1st Amendment.



Talk about a hill to die on.......

Posted by: rickb223 at September 11, 2014 02:50 PM (lIiq2)

195 Package art? The man got a tattoo on his balls?!?

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 11, 2014 02:51 PM (2cS/G)

196 torture pron? i thought it was cannibal pron.......whatever.....i think it's sad he had to hire an actor regardless of genre to speak for him.....doesn't he have any friends?

Posted by: phoenixgirl Never Forget at September 11, 2014 02:51 PM (u8GsB)

197 Keep talking, I'm writing this all down.

Posted by: Alan Benyak at September 11, 2014 02:44 PM (EDWuJ)


The dildo wasn't actually a dildo.


It was a cattle prod.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at September 11, 2014 02:51 PM (9LuAk)

198 Breitbart says it's a standard genre horror film, not porn, and that if it's the result of GOP oppo research, they should be ashamed of themselves:

http://tinyurl.com/krf3a4r

Posted by: Average Joe at September 11, 2014 02:51 PM (CkjRf)

199 Hardwood vs Disco Afro
Posted by: Theodore Rex at September 11, 2014 02:48 PM (5waac)

FTFY

Posted by: Insomniac at September 11, 2014 02:51 PM (DrWcr)

200 Piper Oak. I'm more of a high class escort

Posted by: ThunderB at September 11, 2014 02:51 PM (zOTsN)

201 Rand Paul is giving the true believers at Reason a severe case of whiplash. Next thing, they'll all be calling lawyers, because of the pain and suffering.

Posted by: mrp at September 11, 2014 02:51 PM (JBggj)

202 Hairy Reed. That was always my favorite porn star name.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 11, 2014 02:51 PM (GGCsk)

203

155 If I'm charged with taking an interest in the natural world and all its miracles, I guess I must be adjudged guilty as charged.

Posted by: Guy You Just Caught Masturbating On To Your Garden Pumpkins


It pains me to say this, but that was truly fucking funny. I cry to have to say that about an ace comment after the "thread winner" trend, but damn it, that's perfect.

Posted by: imp at September 11, 2014 02:51 PM (IhO99)

204 In fairness, who amongst us has not lied about Peace Corpse service and done bondage cannibal porn?

//Morrissey, Ed Morrissey

Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2014 02:51 PM (/4AZU)

205 Milo Jackson. Better name for a 70's blaxploitation film than for a porno.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 11, 2014 02:51 PM (3H4Zj)

206 Posted by: Kinley Ardal at September 11, 2014 02:42 PM (9LuAk)

You may be forgetting that Corbett was on the PSU board of trustees at the time and did NOT do a damn thing about it either.

Posted by: Drill_Thrawl at September 11, 2014 02:51 PM (xtpUs)

207 My "safe word" is TOM WOLF

Posted by: Bigby's Hairy Palms at September 11, 2014 02:52 PM (3ZtZW)

208 So I miss the magnum opus on Islamism and I get here in time for the torture pr0n.


Yay me.


Awesome stuff on Islam ace.

Posted by: eleven at September 11, 2014 02:52 PM (Z8msT)

209 When Susan "Cindy Brady" Olsen was on Red Eye recently, she recalled that back in the 80s there was a rumor that she starred in the porn flick Crocodile Blondie.

The actual porn actress was Stephanie Rage. She was one of my favorites back then. I hadn't heard that movie title in ages until Olsen brought it up.

Posted by: Citizen X at September 11, 2014 02:52 PM (7ObY1)

210 187 My "porn name" sounds more like a classy lounge singer to me..."Kiki Beaconsfield".

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 11, 2014 02:49 PM (2cS/G)


true, but Kinky Beaconsfield would be great depending on the context. Dirty dirty librarian?

Posted by: Binaca Smith at September 11, 2014 02:52 PM (Nxi/6)

211 Bugs Bunny, "Behold through yon window breath, tis the Sun. No wait its Joe Biden."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 11, 2014 02:52 PM (A3ivx)

212 I guess the tipoff was Spinal Tap's 'Sex Farm' on the soundtrack... the 70s disco remix

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 11, 2014 02:52 PM (7cVus)

213 It won't matter. The Dems, any of them, have all the right intentions.

And we know the Republicans don't. So sayeth the media.

Stuff like this coming out, for the typical LIV, just adds a little spice to the mix. No outrage.

The outrage is all ours.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at September 11, 2014 02:52 PM (fAMNc)

214 Posted by: alexthechick at September 11, 2014 02:48 PM (mf5HN)
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If it devolves a "Kirk vs. Gorn" episode I'm all in.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at September 11, 2014 02:52 PM (QBm1P)

215 Won Hung Lo. Chinese porn star. Truth.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 11, 2014 02:52 PM (GGCsk)

216 here is how much I care if it was standard booby flash horror flick

0.0

dogs on roof

binders of women


let them explain it. its not personal. its business

Posted by: ThunderB at September 11, 2014 02:52 PM (zOTsN)

217 Didn't Jeff Flake already do the stranded on an island bit before? Maybe not for a show, but I recall reading about it a few years ago....

Posted by: Lizzy at September 11, 2014 02:53 PM (D/504)

218 Pro tip -- HARDER is a bad safe word.

Posted by: eleven at September 11, 2014 02:53 PM (Z8msT)

219 Breeding Farm, a lighthearted romantic comedy about two wacky neighbors, an ornery goat, and the down home practice of swapping hitchhiker recipes.

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 11, 2014 02:53 PM (2cS/G)

220 I thought porn movies died with the advent of YouTube and modern video technology.

Goes to show you what I know.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 11, 2014 02:53 PM (GGCsk)

221 CC East Chateau is my porn name.

It kinda works.

Posted by: blaster at September 11, 2014 02:54 PM (xKB7D)

222 190 Mallfly,

Windy has a cache of wealthy sugar daddies and mamas to golddig....

#ForTexas!

Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2014 02:54 PM (/4AZU)

223 >139 If your friends have dreams that involve filming women being tortured and raped for sexual satisfaction, you might just need better friends.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 11, 2014 02:42 PM (3H4Zj)

If you (the general you, not the specific you) have friends like that, then you are the problem. Well they are too but there isn't much you can do about them.
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My pron name would be totally cool if I were a guy - Rocky Cameron.

Posted by: suitably adequate at September 11, 2014 02:54 PM (zuJn6)

224 Posted by: Guy You Just Caught Masturbating On To Your Garden Pumpkins at September 11, 2014 02:44 PM (/FnUH

1st.
Thread winner
Sock winner.

Lets give it up for /FnUH

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, fighting the ban, and tired at September 11, 2014 02:54 PM (F2IAQ)

225 Johnny Cash on Sesame Street
"Egg Suckin Dawg"

(Battle flag of No Va on barn wall)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9X3iF6ntXQ

Posted by: NCwoof at September 11, 2014 02:54 PM (aUQgu)

226 If helping a friend fulfill his dreams of chicks being banged with cucumbers and tractors is wrong, I don't want to be right.

Posted by: Alan Benyak at September 11, 2014 02:54 PM (7V0lh)

227 I thought you said this guy had film experience!!!!

Posted by: Wolf's Campaign Manager to Millenial underling at September 11, 2014 02:54 PM (/29Nl)

228
The uncle of literally decades of voting R are taking a principled stand on voting D to toss the R out because he annihilated the career of a man who, at the least, turned a blind eye to the open-secret pedophilia of Sandusky.

We're tribal. Paterno was shamelessly scapegoated by a gaggle of shitweasels, including the PSU Board of Trustees and the Governor.

Paterno is rightly revered. They shat on 60 years of exemplary service because they thought they could cover their asses. Could Paterno have done more? Surely, if he were of that temperament and felt he needed to personally persue it. All sorts of people whose jobs it was to pursue it didn't, and some covered it up.

Posted by: Bandersnatch who is a proud Nitwit Lion at September 11, 2014 02:55 PM (JtwS4)

229 So would island king Joey Bidet arrive in a sedan chair carried on the backs of oh say non-discriminatory non-cis-gneder normative undocumented bipeds?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 11, 2014 02:55 PM (A3ivx)

230 Favor for a friend...?





Some friend.





Some favor.

Posted by: Seamus M. at September 11, 2014 02:55 PM (NeFrd)

231 FFS. We really are doomed.

And without donut drones.

Posted by: HR at September 11, 2014 02:55 PM (/kI1Q)

232 On porn names: The wife's real life name is an actual pornstar's name.

Posted by: flounder at September 11, 2014 02:56 PM (sDapq)

233 That movie "Breeding Farm", is produced by Troma studios (I looked at the graphic at the link). The same guys that do Toxic Avenger and other terrible movies. How bad could it really be?
Posted by: MikeInBA at September 11, 2014 02:41 PM (Q9Fr6)

I noticed the same thing, and have the same question. It's entirely possible the box art is worse than the actual film.

Posted by: shillelagh at September 11, 2014 02:56 PM (hRzu2)

234 I worked with a guy named Hung Cao.



Yes, a hard time was given.

Posted by: eleven at September 11, 2014 02:56 PM (Z8msT)

235 I saw Spinal Tap perform Sex Farm when they opened for Pink Floyd's Animals Tour

Posted by: ginaswo at September 11, 2014 02:56 PM (+X1qa)

236 ....isn't it your first pets name and then your first street name?

Tiger Dogwood
Posted by: flounder at September 11, 2014 02:40 PM (sDapq)


"Jimmy Union"

Hrm . . . I think I'll forgo that career change, actually.

Posted by: Hal at September 11, 2014 02:56 PM (hmPdt)

237 "I think there was one important point that he was making about them not
being Islamic or a true form of true Islam," Mr. Paul said on Fox News,
pushing back on criticism of the speech from interviewer Sean Hannity." I'm all in for saying we have to combat ISIS, but also the ultimate
war, the long war, whoever knows how long ultimately, is going to need
allies from civilized Islam."


You mean like the Iraq War civilized muslim allies that Obama allowed to be tortured and hacked to pieces after withdrawing U.S. troops?

Those allies?

Posted by: the Overton Window - traveling leftward at 3.0 x 108 meters per second at September 11, 2014 02:56 PM (2L4e5)

238 >>I thought porn movies died with the advent of YouTube and modern video technology.

Actually it revolutionized the industry because: the internet + Clinton's very lax (no) policy on enforcing any decency laws = everybody could get into the porn business.
And when everyone can do it, you have to go more extreme/find a niche to get an audience amidst all the new competition.

Posted by: Bootsy Mapleton at September 11, 2014 02:56 PM (D/504)

239


You may be forgetting that Corbett was on the PSU board of trustees at the time and did NOT do a damn thing about it either.

Posted by: Drill_Thrawl at September 11, 2014 02:51 PM (xtpUs)

An entirely fair point, yet, not the reason cited.

The reason cited was action against another person who didn't do a thing about it either, one who was revered for whatever reason by the locals.

I have never understood the mysticism of organized sports. The hero-worship is a thing foreign to me, I am just too damned sarcastic to hold any human being on such a pedestal.

So while the critique of Corbett may be entirely valid (I do not know), it is not the reason folks like the aforementioned uncle or diehard Rs are voting the way they are.

Nobody seems to give one shit, let alone two, about the pedophilia and cover-up of said pedophilia. No, what's important is Paterno's legacy.

May Pennsylvania get everything that is coming to it, and get it good.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at September 11, 2014 02:56 PM (9LuAk)

240 Apparently this is a Troma production so I'm sure it's gory and tasteless as all hell. But is it actually porn? I suspect it's not, but I'm certainly not going to investigate...

Posted by: Insomniac at September 11, 2014 02:56 PM (DrWcr)

241 I'll bet his friend really did have a nice pick-up truck.

Posted by: Seamus M. at September 11, 2014 02:56 PM (NeFrd)

242 SOME TITS

Posted by: Charlotte at September 11, 2014 02:56 PM (5waac)

243 232 On porn names: The wife's real life name is an actual pornstar's name.
Posted by: flounder at September 11, 2014 02:56 PM (sDapq


And the next thing you will tell us that every day is like a day on the set........

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, fighting the ban, and tired at September 11, 2014 02:56 PM (F2IAQ)

244 This is surely a bait thread. The blogger know it's good chum for the plebes and therefore 400+ comments so he can go and steal some content from HA for the next post. :-)

Posted by: Marcus T at September 11, 2014 02:56 PM (GGCsk)

245 244 This is surely a bait thread. The blogger know it's good chum for the plebes and therefore 400+ comments so he can go and steal some content from HA for the next post. :-)


Posted by: Marcus T at September 11, 2014 02:56 PM (GGCsk)


and it always seems to work...go figure.

Posted by: Binaca Smith at September 11, 2014 02:57 PM (Nxi/6)

246 232 On porn names: The wife's real life name is an actual pornstar's name.
Posted by: flounder at September 11, 2014 02:56 PM (sDapq)

Is it Brandy, Heather, Channing, Brianna, Amber, Serena, Melody, Dakota, Sierra, Bambi, Crystal, Samantha, Autumn, Ruby, Taylor, Tara, Tammy, Lauren, Charlene, Chantelle, Courtney, Misty, Jenny, Krista, Mindy, Noel, Shelby, Trina, Reba, Cassandra, Nikki, Kelsey, Shawna, Jolene, Urleen, Claudia, Savannah, Casey, Dolly, Kendra, Kylie, Chloe, Devon, Emmalou, fuckin' *Becky*?

Posted by: MikeH at September 11, 2014 02:58 PM (zqzYV)

247 SOME TITS

Posted by: Charlotte at September 11, 2014 02:56 PM (5waac)



Ok, I lost it

Posted by: grognard at September 11, 2014 02:58 PM (/29Nl)

248 May Pennsylvania get everything that is coming to it, and get it good.
Posted by: Kinley Ardal

Hell, you can substitute any of the other 49 states for Pennsylvania

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, fighting the ban, and tired at September 11, 2014 02:58 PM (F2IAQ)

249 May Pennsylvania get everything that is coming to it, and get it good.
Posted by: Kinley Ardal

Hell, you can substitute any of the other 49 states for Pennsylvania

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, fighting the ban, and tired at September 11, 2014 02:58 PM (F2IAQ)

250
Bismarck Kearsarge

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 11, 2014 02:58 PM (TIIx5)

251 My porn star name is Jerry Sandusky. Tough break

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 11, 2014 02:58 PM (yjTxB)

252 oh-oh. My first double with my escape partner.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, fighting the ban, and tired at September 11, 2014 02:58 PM (F2IAQ)

253 Joe Paterno was one of those guys whose job it was to look into it. His program. He was king there. I dont feel bad for him

Posted by: ThunderB at September 11, 2014 02:58 PM (zOTsN)

254 Pet's name? Patches.


First Street? Cedar.


Patches Cedar.


I'd make a very bad pornstar, I suppose.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at September 11, 2014 02:58 PM (9LuAk)

255
Is it Brandy, Heather, Channing, Brianna, Amber, Serena, Melody, Dakota, Sierra, Bambi, Crystal, Samantha, Autumn, Ruby, Taylor, Tara, Tammy, Lauren, Charlene, Chantelle, Courtney, Misty, Jenny, Krista, Mindy, Noel, Shelby, Trina, Reba, Cassandra, Nikki, Kelsey, Shawna, Jolene, Urleen, Claudia, Savannah, Casey, Dolly, Kendra, Kylie, Chloe, Devon, Emmalou, fuckin' *Becky*?

Posted by: MikeH at September 11, 2014 02:58 PM (zqzYV)


stop it you're getting me excited.

Posted by: Hugh Jass at September 11, 2014 02:59 PM (Nxi/6)

256 Is it Brandy, Heather, Channing, Brianna, Amber, Serena, Melody, Dakota,
Sierra, Bambi, Crystal, Samantha, Autumn, Ruby, Taylor, Tara, Tammy,
Lauren, Charlene, Chantelle, Courtney, Misty, Jenny, Krista, Mindy,
Noel, Shelby, Trina, Reba, Cassandra, Nikki, Kelsey, Shawna, Jolene,
Urleen, Claudia, Savannah, Casey, Dolly, Kendra, Kylie, Chloe, Devon,
Emmalou, fuckin' *Becky*?
==========
And that's just the Americans.

Posted by: mrp at September 11, 2014 02:59 PM (JBggj)

257 May Pennsylvania get everything that is coming to it, and get it good.


May Pennsylvania is a new adult actress, right?

Posted by: grognard at September 11, 2014 02:59 PM (/29Nl)

258 OT:

The Jerusalem Post obtained new information from informed sources this week that Hamas used violence and threats against UN personnel in Gaza during Operation Protective Edge.


It was discovered that during the operation Hamas was hiding weapons in facilities run by the UN aid agency UNRWA and firing rockets from nearby proximity to UNRWA schools. The Post has now learned that UNRWA workers were subject to Hamas threats at gun-point during the operation.

In a number of incidents, Hamas terrorists threatened to kill UNRWA personnel if they revealed that the Islamist group was using the UN facilities for purposes of war to ensure that they would not speak out about Hamas's activities.

Details have also emerged of the fate of medical supplies and food that were intended to be distributed by UNRWA to residents of Gaza in need of humanitarian aid. On a number of occasions, armed Hamas operatives forcefully confiscated the supplies, taking them for their own use


There is more in the complete article at the JPost.

Posted by: Daybrother at September 11, 2014 02:59 PM (HF4ch)

259 246 232
------

Debbie?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, fighting the ban, and tired at September 11, 2014 02:59 PM (F2IAQ)

260 246 232 On porn names: The wife's real life name is an actual pornstar's name.
Posted by: flounder at September 11, 2014 02:56 PM (sDapq)

Is it Brandy, Heather, Channing, Brianna, Amber, Serena, Melody, Dakota, Sierra, Bambi, Crystal, Samantha, Autumn, Ruby, Taylor, Tara, Tammy, Lauren, Charlene, Chantelle, Courtney, Misty, Jenny, Krista, Mindy, Noel, Shelby, Trina, Reba, Cassandra, Nikki, Kelsey, Shawna, Jolene, Urleen, Claudia, Savannah, Casey, Dolly, Kendra, Kylie, Chloe, Devon, Emmalou, fuckin' *Becky*?
Posted by: MikeH at September 11, 2014 02:58 PM (zqzYV)

Is is any of those plus "Lynn"?

Posted by: shillelagh at September 11, 2014 03:00 PM (hRzu2)

261 Eventually the internet will devolve to the point that everybody has a blog or facebook page with exactly one reader.


And, yeah, the same thing could be said for porn. Eventually everybody will have a porno film with exactly one viewer.




I just hope that I'm not assigned Margaret Cho's.

Posted by: Seamus M. at September 11, 2014 03:00 PM (NeFrd)

262 250
Bismarck Kearsarge

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 11, 2014 02:58 PM (TIIx5)


I don't know what to say about his name.

Posted by: Hugh Jass at September 11, 2014 03:00 PM (Nxi/6)

263 And the next thing you will tell us that every day is like a day on the set........

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, fighting the ban, and tired at September 11, 2014 02:56 PM (F2IAQ)

I never kiss and tell, but if I were to make an exception . . .

Posted by: flounder at September 11, 2014 03:00 PM (sDapq)

264 So this blows huge holes in the entire IS is not islamic meme;

>>Top Guantanamo Detainees Release Statement Defending 9-11 Attacks on America<<

See Gateway Pundit.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 11, 2014 03:00 PM (GGCsk)

265 231 FFS. We really are doomed.

And without donut drones.
Posted by: HR at September 11, 2014 02:55 PM (/kI1Q)

Just can't get a break these days...

Posted by: Insomniac at September 11, 2014 03:00 PM (DrWcr)

266 wasted as a porn name...perfect movie title. Is Vernon a pizza delivery guy?
Posted by: Binaca Smith at September 11, 2014 02:49 PM (Nxi/6)
------------
Pool cleaner. He has his own pump basket and telescoping nozzle.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at September 11, 2014 03:00 PM (QBm1P)

267 260 246 232 On porn names: The wife's real life name is an actual pornstar's name.
Posted by: flounder at September 11, 2014 02:56 PM (sDapq)

Is it Brandy, Heather, Channing, Brianna, Amber, Serena, Melody, Dakota, Sierra, Bambi, Crystal, Samantha, Autumn, Ruby, Taylor, Tara, Tammy, Lauren, Charlene, Chantelle, Courtney, Misty, Jenny, Krista, Mindy, Noel, Shelby, Trina, Reba, Cassandra, Nikki, Kelsey, Shawna, Jolene, Urleen, Claudia, Savannah, Casey, Dolly, Kendra, Kylie, Chloe, Devon, Emmalou, fuckin' *Becky*?
Posted by: MikeH at September 11, 2014 02:58 PM (zqzYV)

Is is any of those plus "Lynn"?

Posted by: shillelagh at September 11, 2014 03:00 PM (hRzu2)


wait...Heidi. you forgot Heidi.

Posted by: Hugh Jass at September 11, 2014 03:01 PM (Nxi/6)

268 As has probably already been noted, this is a Troma movie so it's probably low-budget as hell but unlikely to be either excessively gross or actual porn. Troma released Parker Stone's student film "Cannibal: The Musical" and it kind of classed the place up.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 11, 2014 03:01 PM (B/VB5)

269 Posted by: Daybrother at September 11, 2014 02:59 PM (HF4ch)

Sadly, no one with half a brain is surprised at all.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at September 11, 2014 03:01 PM (X+nFp)

270 I'd make a very bad pornstar, I suppose.


Posted by: Kinley Ardal at September 11, 2014 02:58 PM (9LuAk)

You have a shot with us!

Posted by: MittBott2016 at September 11, 2014 03:01 PM (sDapq)

271
Hell, you can substitute any of the other 49 states for Pennsylvania

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, fighting the ban, and tired at September 11, 2014 02:58 PM (F2IAQ)

Truth, and I usually do. O.o But this hero-adulation about Paterno just fills with an extra teaspoon of distilled contempt.

He was a man, and nothing more. In fact, seeing as how he was complicit in keeping the whole thing hush-hush, he seems to have been quite a bit less.
That his destroyed career would be a factor in a statewide election... I am aghast at the vapidity of our culture.


Posted by: Kinley Ardal at September 11, 2014 03:01 PM (9LuAk)

272 fuckin' *Becky*?


Why yes, since that's the better half's name.

Posted by: Citizen X at September 11, 2014 03:01 PM (7ObY1)

273 On porn names: The wife's real life name is an actual pornstar's name.


Posted by: flounder at September 11, 2014 02:56 PM (sDapq)


****

Your wife's name is Ron Jeremy?

Posted by: Seamus M. at September 11, 2014 03:02 PM (NeFrd)

274 AlextheChick, too bad its not Al Franken and Sarah Palin.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 11, 2014 02:50 PM (A3ivx)



Too bad they're bringing them back.

There's a reality show I would watch.

Tonight on Discovery, watch as we take the United States Senate to this deserted island and leave them there!


Oh and so it's not actual porn torture porn, just even more cut rate Eli Roth type torture porn.

Well that's boring.

Posted by: alexthechick at September 11, 2014 03:02 PM (mf5HN)

275 Hey, I have awesome friends. They never need help filming and degrading hookers, just dismembering and burying them.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 11, 2014 03:02 PM (3H4Zj)

276 One porn movie you will never see is Debbie does Derna unless Debbie is the name of the goat...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 11, 2014 03:02 PM (A3ivx)

277 per the correction/update, thanks to Average Joe, I'm not sure "pornographic" is the right way to describe the films, per our usual usage of the term.

They're definitely on the x-rated side, like that "extreme horror" type shit always gets the x, but I don't know if they're actually pornos.

One is produced by Troma films, I think, and they don't do pornos (per se).

I mean, all of these cheap horror films are exploitation films and jam pack in lots of x-rated shit, of course.



Posted by: ace at September 11, 2014 03:03 PM (/FnUH)

278 Tonight on Discovery, watch as we take the United States Senate to this deserted island and leave them there!

Tell us you're setting up a crowdsourcing fund...

Posted by: HR at September 11, 2014 03:03 PM (/kI1Q)

279 On porn names: The wife's real life name is
an actual pornstar's name.
Posted by: flounder


****
Your wife's name is Ron Jeremy?
Posted by: Seamus M.




Ouch.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 11, 2014 03:03 PM (lIiq2)

280 The "Universal Hot/Crazy Matrix"

'strippers , redheads, anyone named "Tiffany" '

http://tinyurl.com/nxwndzt

Posted by: the Overton Window - traveling leftward at 3.0 x 108 meters per second at September 11, 2014 03:03 PM (2L4e5)

281 Girls named Misty, Noel, and Serena get extra points for having pretty names. Those are some of my favorite names for girls.


o.0 No idea on how common they are in pr0n, though.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at September 11, 2014 03:03 PM (9LuAk)

282 Pet name plus street name:

I'd be Long Sam Pegram.

Heh!




(Long Sam was a dachshund, I'm not making this up).

Posted by: Seamus M. at September 11, 2014 03:04 PM (NeFrd)

283 Posted by: Daybrother at September 11, 2014 02:59 PM (HF4ch)

Sadly, no one with half a brain is surprised at all.
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher


No, of course not but I was embiggened because someone actually printed it which means maybe, just maybe someone somewhere who needs to see it in print will.

Posted by: Daybrother at September 11, 2014 03:04 PM (xVOr2)

284 Tonight on Discovery, watch as we take the United States Senate to this deserted island and leave them there!


As I said on the last thread, slouching towards Idiocracy.

Posted by: Citizen X at September 11, 2014 03:04 PM (7ObY1)

285 Yeah lets GoFundMe to see all of the US Senate to Johnson Atoll

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 11, 2014 03:04 PM (A3ivx)

286 Your wife's name is Ron Jeremy?

Posted by: Seamus M. at September 11, 2014 03:02 PM (NeFrd)

I should be concerned that is the only name that spews into your mind.

Posted by: flounder at September 11, 2014 03:04 PM (sDapq)

287 >>>pparently this is a Troma production so I'm sure it's gory and tasteless as all hell. But is it actually porn? I suspect it's not, but I'm certainly not going to investigate...

yes i've just been catching up with you guys on that.

I've added a clarification/correction/update.

Posted by: ace at September 11, 2014 03:04 PM (/FnUH)

288 I'd be Long Sam Pegram.

Heh!




(Long Sam was a dachshund, I'm not making this up).
Posted by: Seamus M. at September 11, 2014 03:04 PM (NeFrd)

Sounds like a pirate name.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 11, 2014 03:04 PM (DrWcr)

289 "Oh and so it's not actual porn torture porn, just even more cut rate Eli Roth type torture porn.

Well that's boring.
Posted by: alexthechick at September 11, 2014 03:02 PM (mf5HN)"

Apparently someone saw Hostel and thought "You know what would make this perfect? A lower budget, worse production values and less talented actors."

As Ed Wood might say, "Cut. Print. Perfect!"

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 11, 2014 03:05 PM (3H4Zj)

290 Dick Durbin.

Posted by: mrp at September 11, 2014 03:05 PM (JBggj)

291 Johnson Atoll

1. it will tip over

b. pretty good porn name

Posted by: ThunderB at September 11, 2014 03:05 PM (zOTsN)

292 Don't put them all on one side of the island.

Posted by: Hank Johnson at September 11, 2014 03:05 PM (7ObY1)

293 I don't care what you do in your basement if all 5 of you are consenting adults, provided:
No lasting marks
You don't film it
You never have children
You don't speak about it with others
You don't go out in public with that Mark of the Beast on your forehead.

Posted by: hNREx at 1412h CDT, 11.ix.14 at September 11, 2014 03:05 PM (hNREx)

294 New headline might be more accurate, but 60% less funny. Which is more important, and where does one place one's priorities?

Posted by: BurtTC at September 11, 2014 03:06 PM (7QMNN)

295
Paterno was about more than football, he was about values. What other football coach has raised $30 mm to build a library, because he thought we needed a better library to be a world class university?

What other Div 1 school graduates 90% of its scholarship athletes? (hint: none). He created the culture that gave us a starting lineman who *taught* integral vector calculus to undergrads, while he was playing as a masters student? (same hint).

It's easy to be self-righteous about a very old man who didn't act perfectly in one situation.

Posted by: Bandersnatch who is a proud Nitwit Lion at September 11, 2014 03:06 PM (JtwS4)

296 Bismarck Kearsage!!!??


Now that right there is funny!

Posted by: Seamus M. at September 11, 2014 03:06 PM (NeFrd)

297 Of course its cheesy and well boring. Has Troma ever been able to afford even CGI tentacles?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 11, 2014 03:06 PM (A3ivx)

298 Torture porn? Meh
I'm sure the Japs can easily top that by a factor of 10

Seriously japs, get help you sick fucks

Posted by: Navycopjoe at September 11, 2014 03:06 PM (F7iKT)

299 I just hope that I'm not assigned Margaret Cho's.
Posted by: Seamus M

Good, we will give you Amanda Marcotte

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, fighting the ban, and tired at September 11, 2014 03:06 PM (F2IAQ)

300 Noel is a girl's name?

Posted by: Citizen X at September 11, 2014 03:06 PM (7ObY1)

301
Tell us you're setting up a crowdsourcing fund...

Posted by: HR at September 11, 2014 03:03 PM (/kI1Q)



Hey, so long as they leave them on Henders Island, I'm good with it.

Posted by: alexthechick at September 11, 2014 03:07 PM (mf5HN)

302
Posted by: Seamus M. at September 11, 2014 03:00 PM (NeFrd)
Sir, it is our pleasure to assign you the sole and exclusive right to the watching of the Michelle Obama porn marathon tape.

Posted by: porn watchers board at September 11, 2014 03:07 PM (S+el1)

303 295
Paterno was about more than football, he was about values


Pedophilic gay ass-rape is a helluva value.

Posted by: Citizen X at September 11, 2014 03:07 PM (7ObY1)

304 Yeah lets GoFundMe to see all of the US Senate to Johnson Atoll



Put them in Ace's time machine, (that he doesn't have), and send them to the Bikini Atoll. IYKWIM.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 11, 2014 03:07 PM (lIiq2)

305 for. years. one situation it was not

it was his program. he was king. he was like goodell. he didn't "know" what he didnt want to "know"

Posted by: ThunderB at September 11, 2014 03:08 PM (zOTsN)

306 I should be concerned that is the only name that spews into your mind.


Posted by: flounder at September 11, 2014 03:04 PM (sDapq)


****

Well, since I haven't actually watched any porn since about 1982, it was all I could come up with.

Posted by: Seamus M. at September 11, 2014 03:08 PM (NeFrd)

307 We invented chess too, Ace, you infidel dog, you!

Posted by: islamic assole at September 11, 2014 03:08 PM (lD34o)

308 Okay, am I the only one who thinks "Lucifer's Unholy Desire" would make a great Very Special movie night movie for the Horde? It looks excrevescent!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at September 11, 2014 03:08 PM (QBm1P)

309 I don't care what you do in your basement if all 5 of you are consenting adults, provided: No lasting marks You don't film it You never have children You don't speak about it with others You don't go out in public with that Mark of the Beast on your forehead.

Don't you judge me!

Posted by: Harry Reid at September 11, 2014 03:08 PM (87y4e)

310 Seriously wonder about your parents if they name you Holly Jolly

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 11, 2014 03:09 PM (A3ivx)

311 Well, since I haven't actually watched any porn since about 1982, it was all I could come up with.

Posted by: Seamus M. (Meatgayzer) at September 11, 2014 03:08 PM (NeFrd)

Nice backpedal.

Posted by: flounder at September 11, 2014 03:09 PM (sDapq)

312 "298 Torture porn? Meh
I'm sure the Japs can easily top that by a factor of 10

Seriously japs, get help you sick fucks
Posted by: Navycopjoe at September 11, 2014 03:06 PM (F7iKT)"

At least most of theirs is animated.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 11, 2014 03:09 PM (3H4Zj)

313 Hey, so long as they leave them on Henders Island, I'm good with it.

Posted by: alexthechick at September 11, 2014 03:07 PM (mf5HN)
---
Per IMDB, they are working on a Fragment movie, but it simply cannot be fast enough for me.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at September 11, 2014 03:10 PM (QBm1P)

314 303 citizen x,

Dad lived an exemplary life....

Except for the 150 corpses we found in his crawl space....

//Ed Gein's Daughter

Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2014 03:10 PM (/4AZU)

315
Paterno was about more than football, he was
about values. What other football coach has raised $30 mm to build a
library, because he thought we needed a better library to be a world
class university?

What other Div 1 school graduates 90% of its
scholarship athletes? (hint: none). He created the culture that gave us a
starting lineman who *taught* integral vector calculus to undergrads,
while he was playing as a masters student? (same hint).

It's easy to be self-righteous about a very old man who didn't act perfectly in one situation.

Posted by: Bandersnatch who is a proud Nitwit Lion at September 11, 2014 03:06 PM (JtwS4)

Didn't act perfectly?

Self-righteous?

This Paterno thing really *IS* a religion.



Keep your self-righteous line for yourself while jacking off to Paterno's pictures, old timer. If you wanna give skids to a pedophile enabler, go for it, but don't project self-righteousness at me about it.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at September 11, 2014 03:10 PM (9LuAk)

316 -
27
Now we're all butthurt about teh torture porn?



What has the place become?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 11, 2014 02:27 PM
----------------------------------------------

You don't KNOW butthurt, until you do torture porn.

Posted by: A. Benyak at September 11, 2014 03:10 PM (8GKDa)

317 Haven't seen rankings for a while, but I doubt Penn State is unique at the top of the graduation rates. ND, BC, Stanford, the Service Academies, Duke, a few others constantly rotate at the top, as different classes graduate.

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 11, 2014 03:10 PM (2cS/G)

318 All Hailr Eris *ponders*

So the MacGuffin would be... old Lucy-Fur is tired of all the heat and wants an ice cream cone.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 11, 2014 03:10 PM (A3ivx)

319 312 "298 Torture porn? Meh
I'm sure the Japs can easily top that by a factor of 10

Seriously japs, get help you sick fucks
Posted by: Navycopjoe at September 11, 2014 03:06 PM (F7iKT)"

At least most of theirs is animated.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 11, 2014 03:09 PM (3H4Zj)

Er...

Posted by: Audition at September 11, 2014 03:10 PM (DrWcr)

320 12
Whatevs. They both suck. No one to vote for as Gov. Much like our senators and reps. Scumbags all.

Posted by: Drill_Thrawl


Agree....

Posted by: backhoe at September 11, 2014 03:10 PM (ULH4o)

321 How do you feel about being named Christmas Carol?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 11, 2014 03:10 PM (glk59)

322 311 Well, since I haven't actually watched any porn since about 1982, it was all I could come up with.

Posted by: Seamus M

You're still weird, first 2 names I came up with was Debbie Does Dallas and Linda Lovelace not some guy with a big dick or so i've heard.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, fighting the ban, and tired at September 11, 2014 03:10 PM (F2IAQ)

323 My Porn name is Roger Gudenhardt.

Posted by: CNN Talking Point at September 11, 2014 03:11 PM (oDCMR)

324 Nice backpedal.


Posted by: flounder at September 11, 2014 03:09 PM (sDapq)

***




No offense intended with the original joke... hanging curve ball and all that.

Posted by: Seamus M. at September 11, 2014 03:11 PM (NeFrd)

325 I love the "yes but" Paterno defenders.

The old coot pretended he did not know what gay butsex was.

Liar or idiot? Your choice.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 11, 2014 03:11 PM (7QMNN)

326 Just a brief note, folks, "animal husbandry" doesn't mean what it sounds like. I learned that the hard way in Idaho.

Posted by: joe biden at September 11, 2014 03:11 PM (lD34o)

327 Pet name plus street name:
Posted by: Seamus M. at September 11, 2014 03:04 PM (NeFrd)


------------------------------------------


Wow. I like this. *taking notes*. This is a good way to get password access.

Posted by: Soona at September 11, 2014 03:11 PM (3shY9)

328 OT, but what's with Drudge and his obsession today with Obama as Superman. It's quite disturbing.

Posted by: JoeF at September 11, 2014 03:11 PM (5itMW)

329 To me pr0n pr0n is much more dignified than teen torture porn anyway.


Posted by: eleven at September 11, 2014 03:11 PM (Z8msT)

330 No offense intended with the original joke... hanging curve ball and all that.

Posted by: Seamus M. at September 11, 2014 03:11 PM (NeFrd)

None taken, none returned. All in good ribbing.

Posted by: flounder at September 11, 2014 03:12 PM (sDapq)

331 Has Troma ever been able to afford even CGI tentacles?

Half the charm of Troma movies is that when something inanimate moves you can see the fishing line.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 11, 2014 03:12 PM (B/VB5)

332 That's what she said.

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 11, 2014 03:13 PM (2cS/G)

333 >>>Noel is a girl's name?

Noelle

Posted by: Bigby's Hairy Palms at September 11, 2014 03:13 PM (3ZtZW)

334 All in good ribbing.
Posted by: flounder at September 11, 2014 03:12 PM (sDapq)

But for whose pleasure?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 11, 2014 03:13 PM (DrWcr)

335 My porn name is Jake Elm.

*sigh*

Guess I'll have to pursue a career in journalism....

Posted by: MSNBC's Krystal Ball at September 11, 2014 03:13 PM (D/504)

336 Sven, Ed Gein only had two known kills. The rest he dug up.

Just to clarify... carry on otherwise.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 11, 2014 03:14 PM (7QMNN)

337 Pedophile enabler. Cooohoooo. Pedophile enabler.

Posted by: harry reid's parrot at September 11, 2014 03:14 PM (lD34o)

338 327 Pet name plus street name:
Posted by: Seamus M. at September

Roscoe Florida.

Nah, think I'll come up with something better than that.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, fighting the ban, and tired at September 11, 2014 03:14 PM (F2IAQ)

339
This Paterno thing really *IS* a religion.

Well, to be less ragey about everything, it is. When I first took my fiancee to see the campus she was flabbergasted that there were life-size cardboard cutouts of Paterno in half the store windows.

I thought that was just what people do.

Posted by: Bandersnatch who is a proud Nitwit Lion at September 11, 2014 03:14 PM (JtwS4)

340 FYI, Brian Dennehy was outstanding as the farm.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at September 11, 2014 03:14 PM (SO2Q8)

341 To recap:

AoSHQ has decency standards.

AoSHQ has its fair share of Troma torture porn aficionados.

Posted by: flounder at September 11, 2014 03:14 PM (sDapq)

342 Carry on?

Like Burke and Hare?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 11, 2014 03:14 PM (A3ivx)

343 325 Burt TC,

Paterno thought Sandusky was teaching Heimlich positioning...

Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2014 03:14 PM (/4AZU)

344 Hey,it was a Troma flick. Let's not forget they are the ones who gave me my big break!

Posted by: The Toxic Avenger at September 11, 2014 03:14 PM (7I7g6)

345 "this site's standards of propriety."

******

I needed that. LO friggin' L.

Ace, I will gladly take a bullet for you. Just one, though. Thank you for all of this.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at September 11, 2014 03:15 PM (vgIRn)

346 Actually, my porn name is Josh Earnest.

Posted by: blaster at September 11, 2014 03:15 PM (xKB7D)

347 >>>336 Sven, Ed Gein only had two known kills. The rest he dug up.

Just to clarify... carry on otherwise.

..

Gein Denier.

Posted by: ace at September 11, 2014 03:15 PM (/FnUH)

348 yeah, the big BDSM porn outfits are generally Eastern European affairs

some are pretty awful (screaming, blood), but otoh they all seem to have post-filming interviews where the girls are like "yeah, I do this every weekend anyway, whatever"

Posted by: TallDave at September 11, 2014 03:15 PM (/s1LA)

349 336 Burt TC,

I was exagerrating for effect....

Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2014 03:16 PM (/4AZU)

350 Hey, and don't forget about us!

Posted by: The (Entire) Class of Nuke Em High at September 11, 2014 03:16 PM (7I7g6)

351 FYI, Brian Dennehy was outstanding as the farm.

No respect I tellz ya, no respect.

Posted by: Brian Dennehy as the Ball Gag at September 11, 2014 03:16 PM (87y4e)

352 Half the charm of Troma movies is that when something inanimate moves you can see the fishing line.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 11, 2014 03:12 PM (B/VB5)
---------
Frank Zappa's delightful "Cheepnis":

http://tinyurl.com/p7289z5

Posted by: All Hail Eris at September 11, 2014 03:16 PM (QBm1P)

353 Per IMDB, they are working on a Fragment movie, but it simply cannot be fast enough for me.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at September 11, 2014 03:10 PM (QBm1P)


I know right! I was just rereading it last week and trying to cast the movie in my head. I do so like it when authors support my utterly correct position that Outside is trying to kill us all.

That has one of my favorite bad guy deaths in it. So karma. Such a bitch.

Posted by: alexthechick at September 11, 2014 03:16 PM (mf5HN)

354 Nah, think I'll come up with something better than that.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, fighting the ban, and tired at September 11, 2014 03:14 PM (F2IAQ)

Slab Bulkhead, Bridge Largemeat, Punt Speedchunk, Butch Deadlift, Hold Bigflank, Splint Chesthair, Flint Ironstag, Bolt Vanderhuge, Thick McRunfast, Blast Hardcheese, Buff Drinklots, Crunch Slamchest, Fist Rockbone, Stump Beefknob, Smash Lampjaw, Punch Rockgroin, Buck Plankchest, Stump Junkman, Dirk Hardpec, Rip Steakface, Slate Slabrock, Crud Bonemeal, Brick Hardmeat, Rip Slagcheek, Punch Sideiron, Gristle McThornbody, Slate Fistcrunch, Buff Hardback, Bob Johnson (oh, wait...), Blast Thickneck, Crunch Buttsteak, Slab Squatthrust, Lump Beefbroth, Touch Rustrod, Beef Blastbody, Big McLargehuge, Smoke Manmuscle, Beat Punchmeat, Hack Blowfist, Roll Fizzlebeef.

Posted by: MikeH at September 11, 2014 03:16 PM (NfnJU)

355 Hello, we're Mr. & Mrs. Cur, this is our son IllTempered. We live over on Kearsage Boulevard. We have a golden retriever named Bismarck! It's so nice to meet you.

Posted by: Seamus M. at September 11, 2014 03:16 PM (NeFrd)

356 347 Ace,

There we go....fire for effect...

Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2014 03:17 PM (/4AZU)

357 Sven, Ed Gein only had two known kills. The rest he dug up.

Just to clarify... carry on otherwise.


If you are going to clarify this, you have to say, "according to wikipedia..." or something. Because if you just know this, then....

Posted by: blaster at September 11, 2014 03:17 PM (xKB7D)

358 The Brits got you beat by more than a kilometer, wanted to say a mile but its the EU...

Buster Gonads and Johnny Fart-pants.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 11, 2014 03:18 PM (A3ivx)

359 That has one of my favorite bad guy deaths in it. So karma. Such a bitch.

Posted by: alexthechick at September 11, 2014 03:16 PM (mf5HN)
---------
His colonized corpse makes a brief but memorable appearance at the beginning of the sequel, which was very good too.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at September 11, 2014 03:18 PM (QBm1P)

360 Posted by: zombie at September 11, 2014 02:37 PM (/UYSJ)

There are literally dozens of BDSM tumblers prefixed with "feminist" e.g. feminist misogynist" "feminist fuckdoll trainer" "feminist slave". It's... a little confusing.

Posted by: TallDave at September 11, 2014 03:18 PM (/s1LA)

361 Its all quite symbolically appropriate for what the democrats want to do HAVE DONE to (the) state's taxpayers...

I spent a good part of the summer looking at property in a state where I'll get the equivalent home and property to what I have in PA and spend SIX THOUSAND dollars a year less in real estate taxes. Why so much? To paraphrase James Carvile, you have the leaches in Philadelphia on one side of the state, the leaches in Pittsburgh on the other side of the state, and you have the taxpayers in the middle.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at September 11, 2014 03:19 PM (Zq4s7)

362 Mommy always said life is like a cream-pie. Someone's always coming.

Posted by: forest hump at September 11, 2014 03:19 PM (lD34o)

363 Half the charm of Troma movies is that when something inanimate moves you can see the fishing line. Tits
Posted by: Ian S. at September 11, 2014 03:12 PM (B/VB5)


FIFY

Posted by: alexthechick at September 11, 2014 03:19 PM (mf5HN)

364
I do so like it when authors support my utterly correct position that Outside is trying to kill us all.


Fun fact: 97.5% of all deadly spider bites and 99.2% of all spider bites that make your flesh rot happen Inside.

Posted by: Bandersnatch who is a proud Nitwit Lion at September 11, 2014 03:19 PM (JtwS4)

365 Porn, of course, is at least about vicariousness. Even the feminists will agree with me.
I even think we would agree that we should all have less vicariousness in our sex lives.
Especially single-handed sailors, and the like.
Ultimately, the resort to porn is a failure of the imagination. It may be the sort of thing that reduces fecundity for both male and female.
Additiinally, something is driving down average testosterone levels, whether it is diet, a response to urban crowding among susceptible populations, porn, all of the above, some factor or factors unknown?

Posted by: hNREx at 1425h CDT, 11.ix.14 at September 11, 2014 03:19 PM (hNREx)

366 There are literally dozens of BDSM tumblers prefixed with "feminist" e.g. feminist misogynist" "feminist fuckdoll trainer" "feminist slave". It's... a little confusing.
Posted by: TallDave at September 11, 2014 03:18 PM (/s1LA)

And you know this how?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 11, 2014 03:19 PM (DrWcr)

367 Hey AlextheChick, what was that Swedish film from I think 1975 we talked about once?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 11, 2014 03:19 PM (A3ivx)

368 Is it just me, or is there not a single person in that trailer that you would want to see undressed?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 11, 2014 03:19 PM (20Zla)

369 Don't mess with me with my serial killers. I collect em all. I'm also mad there was an Albert Fish thread the other day and I missed it.

Fish is my all-time favorite.



Fisima

Posted by: BurtTC at September 11, 2014 03:19 PM (7QMNN)

370 336 Sven, Ed Gein only had two known kills. The rest he dug up.

Just to clarify... carry on otherwise.
Posted by: BurtTC

Plainfield, WI a nice little town off USH 51/I39 north of Madison.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, fighting the ban, and tired at September 11, 2014 03:19 PM (F2IAQ)

371 "Michelle Obama porn marathon tape."

MY EYES! MY INNER EYES!

Thanks jerk, you've burned out my visual cortex.

Ldjilisiddiahlfksljffkiijwea.

Posted by: TallDave at September 11, 2014 03:20 PM (/s1LA)

372 Until something worse than Barnyard Frolics comes out I still say meh

Did you know a pig's dick looks like it's tail?

Posted by: Navycopjoe at September 11, 2014 03:20 PM (F7iKT)

373 357 Blaster,

And he only dug up eleven sites....b/c I bought the shovels..

Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2014 03:20 PM (/4AZU)

374 Plainfield, WI a nice little town off USH 51/I39 north of Madison.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, fighting the ban, and tired at September 11, 2014 03:19 PM (F2IAQ)

PACKERS!

Posted by: MikeH at September 11, 2014 03:20 PM (NfnJU)

375 368 Is it just me, or is there not a single person in that trailer that you would want to see undressed?
Posted by: Vashta Nerada

Haven't watched. I suppose its NSFW

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, fighting the ban, and tired at September 11, 2014 03:20 PM (F2IAQ)

376 I'm beginning to think the whole world is made of shit and people are just the kernels of corn.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 11, 2014 03:20 PM (kAPuS)

377 Insomniac at September 11, 2014 03:19 PM (DrWcr)

Ummm.... research. I swear.

Posted by: TallDave at September 11, 2014 03:20 PM (/s1LA)

378 348 yeah, the big BDSM porn outfits are generally Eastern European affairs

some are pretty awful (screaming, blood), but otoh they all seem to have post-filming interviews where the girls are like "yeah, I do this every weekend anyway, whatever"
Posted by: TallDave at September 11, 2014 03:15 PM (/s1LA)

Posts like this are going to start getting people called out for their taste in porn. For the record, I'm against that, mostly out of an interest in self-preservation.

Posted by: shillelagh at September 11, 2014 03:20 PM (hRzu2)

379 O/T
The link in my nic goes to a clip of Bill Maher demolishing Charlie Rose. Charlie is defending the Islam is not violent claim and Bill Maher is schooling him.

Posted by: Chillin the most at September 11, 2014 03:20 PM (gxtMZ)

380

That his destroyed career would be a factor in a statewide election... I am aghast at the vapidity of our culture.


Posted by: Kinley Ardal


Amen dude.

It's easy to be self-righteous about a very old man who didn't act perfectly in one situation.

Posted by: Bandersnatch


Yeah, except for that whole Dachau thing, SS Hauptsturmführer Alexander Piorkowski was kind to his pets and paid for his neighbors to go to private school. YAY!

Posted by: imp at September 11, 2014 03:21 PM (IhO99)

381 Forgot the link. Sorry. It is worth watching.

Posted by: Chillin the most at September 11, 2014 03:21 PM (gxtMZ)

382 372 Until something worse than Barnyard Frolics comes out I still say meh

Did you know a pig's dick looks like it's tail?
Posted by: Navycopjoe

Talk about a sick little fucker. That explains the bromance with Jay Cuntler

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, fighting the ban, and tired at September 11, 2014 03:21 PM (F2IAQ)

383
Of course its cheesy and well boring. Has Troma ever been able to afford even CGI tentacles?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 11, 2014 03:06 PM (A3ivx)








Hell, no. In fact, Troma is so cheap (or poor, if you believe their propaganda bullshit) that they proudly re-use footage of the same car crash in almost every film.

They're a bunch of lefties, but they HATE Robert Redford and his snooty Sundance Film Festival so they can't be all bad. They crash Sundance every year with their own "Tromadance" festival where they fuck with the Hollywood douchebags.

Troma Trivia: James Gunn, director of Guardians Of The Galaxy got his start writing/directing for Troma. He puts Troma head honcho Lloyd Kaufman in his films as an extra (he's one of the inmates in the prison scene in GotG). Gunn's ex, Jenna Fischer from The Office, worked in the crew for several Troma productions before hitting it big.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 11, 2014 03:21 PM (TIIx5)

384 test

Posted by: phoenixgirl Never Forget at September 11, 2014 03:21 PM (u8GsB)

385 His colonized corpse makes a brief but memorable appearance at the beginning of the sequel, which was very good too.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at September 11, 2014 03:18 PM (QBm1P)


Oh yes, I enjoyed that one as well.


Posted by: alexthechick at September 11, 2014 03:22 PM (mf5HN)

386 ate my other comment....not sure why

Posted by: phoenixgirl Never Forget at September 11, 2014 03:22 PM (u8GsB)

387 The whole of the Paterno thing could be summed up as "a Camelot-esque culture that feared being dragged through the mud by the ugly truth about one of the personalities at the Round Table, and so kept its silence about Launcelot and Guinevere."


Except in this case, Guinevere was played by a series of prepubescent boys.


"We would have all such offenders so cut off: and we give express charge, that in our marches through the country, there be nothing compelled from the villages, nothing taken but paid for, none of the French upbraided or abused in disdainful language, for when lenity and cruelty play for a kingdom, the gentler gamester is the soonest winner."


Henry V, Act III Scene VI

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at September 11, 2014 03:22 PM (9LuAk)

388 384 test
Posted by: phoenixgirl Never Forget at September 11, 2014 03:21 PM (u8GsB)

Darn, I hate pop quizzes!

Posted by: MikeH at September 11, 2014 03:22 PM (NfnJU)

389 Even I know the Dems are getting shit-kicked this November.

Posted by: bill maher at September 11, 2014 03:22 PM (lD34o)

390 376 I'm beginning to think the whole world is made of shit and people are just the kernels of corn.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

The carp will be happy

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, fighting the ban, and tired at September 11, 2014 03:23 PM (F2IAQ)

391 test
Posted by: phoenixgirl Never Forget at September 11, 2014 03:21 PM (u8GsB)


A+ *shoves lemon bar through USB for you*

Posted by: alexthechick at September 11, 2014 03:23 PM (mf5HN)

392 Darn, I hate pop quizzes!
Posted by: MikeH at September 11, 2014 03:22 PM (NfnJU)

put your book and notes away.....you will need a No. 2 pencil

Posted by: phoenixgirl Never Forget at September 11, 2014 03:23 PM (u8GsB)

393 382. Talk about a sick little fucker. That explains the bromance with Jay Cuntler

Negative there ghost rider
It's a terrible terrible navy thing

Posted by: Navycopjoe at September 11, 2014 03:23 PM (F7iKT)

394 Fizzlebeef

Dying over here.

Posted by: HR at September 11, 2014 03:24 PM (/kI1Q)

395 alesthechick


mmmmmmmmlemonbar!!!!!!! *hugs*

Posted by: phoenixgirl Never Forget at September 11, 2014 03:24 PM (u8GsB)

396 I had no idea Mollie Hemmingway wrote for the Federalist

is that a good fit?

Posted by: willow at September 11, 2014 03:24 PM (nqBYe)

397 put your book and notes away.....you will need a No. 2 pencil


****


Boom Chicka Wow Wow

Posted by: Seamus M. at September 11, 2014 03:24 PM (NeFrd)

398
Did you know a pig's dick looks like it's tail?
Posted by: Navycopjoe




Hell -- yes!

Posted by:Senator Thad Cochran

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 11, 2014 03:24 PM (kdS6q)

399 Broseidon, animated? Though the English dub is horrid...

http://youtu.be/JxYNV5ZGYpw

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 11, 2014 03:24 PM (A3ivx)

400 396 I had no idea Mollie Hemmingway wrote for the Federalist

is that a good fit?
Posted by: willow

Cobs here do it, why not?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, fighting the ban, and tired at September 11, 2014 03:24 PM (F2IAQ)

401 Even I know the Dems are getting shit-kicked this November.

Yep. We got this!

Posted by: RNC/DNC What's the difference? at September 11, 2014 03:25 PM (v+oos)

402 394 Fizzlebeef

Dying over here.
Posted by: HR at September 11, 2014 03:24 PM (/kI1Q)

MST3K - Space Mutiny - The many names of David Ryder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFHlJ2voJHY

Posted by: MikeH at September 11, 2014 03:25 PM (zqzYV)

403 I hope that being linked to democrats doesn't give torture porn a bad name.

Posted by: jwest at September 11, 2014 03:25 PM (u2a4R)

404 376 I'm beginning to think the whole world is made of shit and people are just the kernels of corn.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 11, 2014 03:20 PM (kAPuS)
********

The world is beautiful. It's people who make it the morning-after-undercooked-hot-wings phenomenon that it feels like.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at September 11, 2014 03:25 PM (vgIRn)

405 ate my other comment....not sure why
It was asking for it dressed that way.

Posted by: imam mo at September 11, 2014 03:25 PM (lD34o)

406 403 I hope that being linked to democrats doesn't give torture porn a bad name.
Posted by: jwest at September 11, 2014 03:25 PM (u2a4R)

Took a while, but we've arrived at a thread winner.

Posted by: shillelagh at September 11, 2014 03:26 PM (hRzu2)

407 Misanthropic Humanitarian,
alright. i see the poin, i wouldn't want to get stuck in a rut and appreciate those who i find as advocates of mine.

like cruz.

Posted by: willow at September 11, 2014 03:26 PM (nqBYe)

408 Is it just me, or is there not a single person in that trailer that you would want to see undressed?

You'd be surprised.

Posted by: Rule 34 at September 11, 2014 03:26 PM (xKB7D)

409 appreciate too much*

Posted by: willow at September 11, 2014 03:27 PM (nqBYe)

410 399 Broseidon, animated? Though the English dub is horrid...

http://youtu.be/JxYNV5ZGYpw
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 11, 2014 03:24 PM (A3ivx)

Of course, any man this happened to would never leave the house again. Ever.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 11, 2014 03:27 PM (DrWcr)

411 mmmmmmmmlemonbar!!!!!!! *hugs*
Posted by: phoenixgirl Never Forget at September 11, 2014 03:24 PM (u8GsB)


*hugs back*


See, when you study, you are rewarded. Let that be a lesson to all y'all.

Posted by: alexthechick at September 11, 2014 03:27 PM (mf5HN)

412 "Er...
Posted by: Audition at September 11, 2014 03:10 PM (DrWcr)"

Hey, I did say most, not all.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 11, 2014 03:27 PM (3H4Zj)

413 Come on, what's so bad about that box art? Women like that kind of shit.

Posted by: Ray Rice at September 11, 2014 03:27 PM (Kpl3J)

414 nevermind, i don't have to like her . or read her.

Posted by: willow at September 11, 2014 03:28 PM (nqBYe)

415
Hello, we're Mr. & Mrs. Cur, this is our son IllTempered. We live over on Kearsage Boulevard. We have a golden retriever named Bismarck! It's so nice to meet you.

Posted by: Seamus M. at September 11, 2014 03:16 PM (NeFrd)







Actually, Bismarck was a 50 lb dachshund mix.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 11, 2014 03:28 PM (TIIx5)

416 wait we are to study for lemon bars?

is the book big or the test onerous?

Posted by: willow at September 11, 2014 03:28 PM (nqBYe)

417 Actually, Bismarck was a 50 lb dachshund mix.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 11, 2014 03:28 PM (TIIx5)

Where can I pick up 50 lbs of dachsund mix?

Posted by: Barack Obama at September 11, 2014 03:28 PM (DrWcr)

418 But Insomniac you must understand the plot. You see that boy has the hots for this girl, however the girl's governess has warped the girls' mind to thinking they are a love item. Why? The girl will inherit a fortune and the governess wants that fortune. So Kaguya, Missionary of Love, hears the boy's plea and turns him into a girl...

Then it gets weird. *thud*

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 11, 2014 03:29 PM (A3ivx)

419
I give this porn film three cocks down!

Posted by: Zombie Al Goldstein at September 11, 2014 03:30 PM (3/wAJ)

420
Darn, I hate pop quizzes!

Posted by: MikeH at September 11, 2014 03:22 PM (NfnJU)








I REALLY don't want to hear about your high school sex education class experiences.....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 11, 2014 03:30 PM (TIIx5)

421 I'm hashing this story as Tom Wolf's #TorturePornPal

Posted by: @votermom at September 11, 2014 03:30 PM (GSIDW)

422 @417 I spat out a mouthful of Schaefer's on the bar!

Posted by: hNREx at 1437h CDT, 11.ix.14 at September 11, 2014 03:31 PM (hNREx)

423 >>>>Darn, I hate pop quizzes!

Hows about a pop DIVA quiz?

Posted by: Bigby's Hairy Palms at September 11, 2014 03:31 PM (3ZtZW)

424 wait we are to study for lemon bars?

is the book big or the test onerous?
Posted by: willow at September 11, 2014 03:28 PM (nqBYe)


*shoves lemon bar through USB for willow*

Sweetness, you don't have to worry about it. You've already aced them all.

The rest of you will be evaluated on a case by case basis.

Posted by: alexthechick at September 11, 2014 03:31 PM (mf5HN)

425 The world is beautiful. It's people who make it the morning-after-undercooked-hot-wings phenomenon that it feels like.

I have an idea about that.

Posted by: Dr. Peters at September 11, 2014 03:31 PM (5waac)

426 THEN WHO WAS PORN?

Posted by: meme at September 11, 2014 03:31 PM (lD34o)

427 On the topic of PA governors--

Tom Ridge gets to the point.

National Review The Corner has a video of him on CNN

Great critique on the huge problem with Obama's ISIL strategy.

Posted by: Home Slice at September 11, 2014 03:32 PM (RJMhd)

428
This type porn is disgusting and dangerous for women seeking to enhance their public image.

Posted by: Jenna Jameson at September 11, 2014 03:32 PM (3/wAJ)

429 test
Posted by: phoenixgirl


Darn, I hate pop quizzes!
Posted by: MikeH



The dog ate my hard drive!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 11, 2014 03:33 PM (lIiq2)

430 Join me in mocking my future governor:

teh tweet
I guess Tom Wolf's new campaign slogan is "A porn star in every public school!"
#TorturePornPal

Posted by: @votermom at September 11, 2014 03:33 PM (GSIDW)

431 Here's a direct link to Tom Ridge's response to Obama's speech--

http://tinyurl.com/mc5xal4

takes you to NRO

Posted by: Home Slice at September 11, 2014 03:34 PM (RJMhd)

432 Oh in the morning thread, TPH put a NSFW link. Had a picture of a nude women but all the naughty bits along with the tummy were covered in sushi. Bon appetit

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 11, 2014 03:34 PM (A3ivx)

433 Tom Ridge gets to the point.
National Review The Corner has a video of him on CNN

Great critique on the huge problem with Obama's ISIL strategy.



Daddy, you have a strategy?
-Malia

Posted by: rickb223 at September 11, 2014 03:35 PM (lIiq2)

434 A nice roundup on 9/11 celebrations by Blackfive:
http://tinyurl.com/ohlody6

Especially interesting is the troll at the bottom of the comments. Remember all the Muslims that suddenly showed up all over the net with their bizarre and obvious lies about what had just happened? I remember being on a Macintosh forum a day or two later talking to someone about how there was remarkably little backlash (relative) to what had happened. The saudi royals being flown out, no roving gangs of Muslim killers etc. A Canadian Muslim came on, interrupted and told me that I didn't know what I was talking about, that there were "hundreds" of hate crimes against peaceful Muslims in NYC in the wake of the attack with dozens murdered. I actually tried to engage the guy in conversation for a bit and then he posted something about how he himself was just a peaceable guy who right after the attack he was on the phone and on the computer till after midnight organizing several Muslim organizations and sending out press releases across Canada and the USA. Then he suddenly realized what he had done and deleted his post. Then went dark.
I knew what he was then.

Posted by: Daybrother at September 11, 2014 03:35 PM (dDyQx)

435 mmm ty, ty alex, pours you a glass of wine.

Posted by: willow at September 11, 2014 03:35 PM (nqBYe)

436 WHAT WAS LEMONBAR

Posted by: I've never heard of a lemonbar at September 11, 2014 03:35 PM (Z8msT)

437 The fruit of the poor lemon is impossible to eat.

Posted by: I've never heard of a lemonbar at September 11, 2014 03:36 PM (Z8msT)

438 nom nom nom lemonbar nom nom nom

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 11, 2014 03:36 PM (A3ivx)

439 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 11, 2014 03:29 PM (A3ivx)

At no point was any of that NOT weird...

Posted by: Insomniac at September 11, 2014 03:36 PM (DrWcr)

440 Thank you, willow.

*sips demurely*


Posted by: alexthechick at September 11, 2014 03:37 PM (mf5HN)

441
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 11, 2014 03:29 PM (A3ivx)

At no point was any of that NOT weird...

Posted by: Insomniac at September 11, 2014 03:36 PM (DrWcr)







in other words, a slow day at the HQ

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 11, 2014 03:37 PM (TIIx5)

442 At no point was any of that NOT weird...

Posted by: Insomniac at September 11, 2014 03:36 PM (DrWcr)


And isn't that really the story of AOSHQ?

Posted by: Rule 34 at September 11, 2014 03:37 PM (xKB7D)

443 8,954,246 Seconds

Posted by: MikeH at September 11, 2014 03:37 PM (zqzYV)

444 The fruit of the poor lemon is impossible to eat.

--

And the lemon flower is sweet

Posted by: @votermom at September 11, 2014 03:38 PM (GSIDW)

445 435mmm ty, ty alex, pours you a glass of wine.Posted by: willow at September 11, 2014 03:35 PM (nqBYe)What about me??

Posted by: big ass spider in willows closet at September 11, 2014 03:38 PM (S+el1)

446 gah. Stupid Rule 34 sock.

Posted by: blaster at September 11, 2014 03:38 PM (xKB7D)

447 Tom Ridge

It's disingenuous, it's disingenuous to say that the men and women that we are going to send to Iraq are not in harms way--they're not wearing sneakers...

Posted by: Home Slice at September 11, 2014 03:38 PM (RJMhd)

448 ...Torture Porn?

Well, it fits.
Democrats love to inflict pain on people.

Posted by: wheatie at September 11, 2014 03:38 PM (LcQ0i)

449 So, they made a film of Piers Anthony's "In the Barn" that *Playboy* thought was too vile to print?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 11, 2014 03:39 PM (GDulk)

450 The fruit of the poor lemon is impossible to eat.
Posted by: I've never heard of a lemonbar at September 11, 2014 03:36 PM (Z8msT)

But the upside is "Lemon Tree very pretty..."

Was weird seeing Trini Lopez in "The Dirty Dozen", too bad they killed him during the jump. Would have been awesome for him to gun down some Nazi's and scream, "suck on those lemons..."

Posted by: MikeH at September 11, 2014 03:40 PM (NfnJU)

451 The fruit of the poor lemon is impossible to eat.

--

And the lemon flower is sweet
--


Put the Lime in the coconut and drink it all up.


Try and get that out of your mind now.

Posted by: Not Me at September 11, 2014 03:40 PM (Zilou)

452 8,954,246 Seconds
Posted by: MikeH at September 11, 2014 03:37 PM (zqzYV)


-----------------------------------------


8,954,000 seconds.

Posted by: Soona at September 11, 2014 03:40 PM (3shY9)

453 that spider thing?

Slap. POW, kick, step on.
Squish.

Posted by: willow at September 11, 2014 03:41 PM (nqBYe)

454 Democrat sex = no-consent

Posted by: hNREx at 1447h CDT, 11.ix.14 at September 11, 2014 03:41 PM (hNREx)

455 http://tinyurl.com/lphevka

Good news every Juan....

Ogabe says we are not at war...

so what was his "ISIL bad" speech over then?

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at September 11, 2014 03:41 PM (/4AZU)

456

The future is .... now!
No wait ... NOW!
NOW!

Shit.

Posted by: Theodore Rex at September 11, 2014 03:41 PM (5waac)

457 Insomniac, when people ask me why I don't watch anime pr0n... I point to Rei-Rei. In just two episodes that OVA pretty much covered every pr0n trope out there without going Overfiend on it.

The second episode has a gamer otaku get absorbed by his Nintendo. So Kaguya and Pippin her man-servant dwarf have to enter the digital realm before the world is destroyed. Even has tentacles in it and save points.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 11, 2014 03:41 PM (A3ivx)

458
Posted by: Not Me at September 11, 2014 03:40 PM (Zilou)

But, the lion sleeps tonight.

Posted by: wrg500 at September 11, 2014 03:41 PM (S+el1)

459 I suppose this is a good place to insert my rant about key lime pie flavor.
There is absolutely no reason for this flavor to exist.

Posted by: @votermom at September 11, 2014 03:42 PM (GSIDW)

460 456

The future is .... now!
No wait ... NOW!
NOW!

Shit.
Posted by: Theodore Rex at September 11, 2014 03:41 PM (5waac)

The future is slippery and elusive. Like poontang.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 11, 2014 03:42 PM (DrWcr)

461 Posted by: Not Me at September 11, 2014 03:40 PM (Zilou)

But, the lion sleeps tonight.
Posted by: wrg500
---

Dammit. well played.

Posted by: Not Me at September 11, 2014 03:42 PM (rL5mB)

462 456

The future is .... now!
No wait ... NOW!
NOW!

Shit.
Posted by: Theodore Rex at September 11, 2014 03:41 PM (5waac)

Now. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now.

Posted by: Colonel Sandurz at September 11, 2014 03:42 PM (zqzYV)

463 457 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 11, 2014 03:41 PM (A3ivx)

La Blue Girl cured me for life....

six months later when I was finally normal again....

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at September 11, 2014 03:43 PM (/4AZU)

464 contrary to this site's standards of propriety.

I bet there's a dust cloud lingering in the room after getting that old thing out.

Posted by: DaveA at September 11, 2014 03:43 PM (DL2i+)

465 that spider thing?

Slap. POW, kick, step on.
Squish.
Posted by: willow at September 11, 2014 03:41 PM (nqBYe)


This is why willow has a lemon bar supply, Horde.

Watch and learn, watch and learn.

Posted by: alexthechick at September 11, 2014 03:43 PM (mf5HN)

466 So is this where Colonel Sanders goes and checks on the Instant Replay with Dark Helm?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 11, 2014 03:43 PM (A3ivx)

467 But, the lion sleeps tonight.
Posted by: wrg500
---
Dammit. well played.



This is the dawning Age of Aquarius

Posted by: rickb223 at September 11, 2014 03:44 PM (lIiq2)

468 An aside. I saw this thing where Billy Idol was coming back - he was cleaned up, kicked the heroin or whatever.

It was a long interview with some clips of his 80s videos and hits - and then they did his new song.

It. Was. Awful.

The single was called scream and the bit that hit me:

You are the lock
I am the key
Climb up my lemon tree





Posted by: blaster at September 11, 2014 03:44 PM (xKB7D)

469 @455 - John Podesta called Valerie and told her to get him back on the ranch.

Posted by: JEM at September 11, 2014 03:45 PM (o+SC1)

470 Oh Corgis...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 11, 2014 03:45 PM (A3ivx)

471 Anna, never seen Rei-Rei, but Bodytransfer is all about male to female/female to male switches.

Also, I have Urotsukidoji on Blu-Ray. Because you really need the added definition to appreciate the Citizen Kane of tentacle porn.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 11, 2014 03:45 PM (3H4Zj)

472 woah....it gets even better.

Tom Ridge:

...no Commander in Chief wants to send men and women into harm's way--but don't--pretend--that those military personnel--those brave men and women--are not going to be caught up in the middle of a violent battle--a violent medieval barbaric organization--IT"S FICTION!

They're in harm's way.

Posted by: Home Slice at September 11, 2014 03:45 PM (RJMhd)

473
Posted by: rickb223 at September 11, 2014 03:44 PM (lIiq2)

But it's not "blue Velvet".

Posted by: wrg500 at September 11, 2014 03:45 PM (S+el1)

474 But the party of the poor lemon/makes you vomit on your feet

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at September 11, 2014 03:45 PM (vgIRn)

475 Eyeing the nice chunk of beef meat that's awaiting my tender ministrations. Did that sound a little gay? Anyway, a benefit of our fridge dying (replacement gets here tomorrow between 12-2) is discovering forgotten freezer food. This one is a filet brought by M-i-L around the fourth of July.

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 11, 2014 03:46 PM (2cS/G)

476 My uncle, age 78, has never voted D in his life, but
will this fall because of what Gov. Corbett did to Joe Paterno (fired
him). And he's got tens of thousands of other Penn State alumni Rs doing
the same thing.


Posted by: albo at September 11, 2014 02:31 PM (ZPx7m)

You've got to be fucking shitting me.

Posted by: KG at September 11, 2014 03:46 PM (p7BzH)

477 The future is .... now!
No wait ... NOW!
NOW!

Shit.
Posted by: Theodore Rex at September 11, 2014 03:41 PM (5waac)

Now. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now.
Posted by: Colonel Sandurz at September 11, 2014 03:42 PM (zqzYV)

----

Right Now!!

Posted by: Van Halen at September 11, 2014 03:46 PM (NaV4z)

478 Posted by: mallfly at September 11, 2014 02:49 PM (bJm7W)

*Which* family? The one she tragically lost, the one she murdered, or the one she abandoned?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 11, 2014 03:46 PM (GDulk)

479 Damn....there's like 57 people having to apologize for expressing opinions over this Ray Rice fooferaw.

Posted by: eleven at September 11, 2014 03:46 PM (Z8msT)

480
Was weird seeing Trini Lopez in "The Dirty Dozen", too bad they killed him during the jump. Would have been awesome for him to gun down some Nazi's and scream, "suck on those lemons..."

Posted by: MikeH at September 11, 2014 03:40 PM (NfnJU)







That's because he said fuckit in the middle of production and they wrote him out of the second half of the film. Depending on who you believe, either his agent tried to extort a higher fee from the director in the middle of filming and they fired him, or Frank Sinatra had advised Lopez to quit in mid-film to avoid losing momentum on his recording career.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 11, 2014 03:46 PM (TIIx5)

481 Nood!

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at September 11, 2014 03:47 PM (X+nFp)

482 This is why willow has a lemon bar supply, Horde. Watch and learn, watch and learn.
Posted by: alexthechick at September 11, 2014 03:43 PM (mf5HN)


-------------------------------------------


That spider thing

Shoot, burn, dismember, throw out


Now where's my fucking lemon bar?

Posted by: Soona at September 11, 2014 03:48 PM (3shY9)

483 That's because he said fuckit in the middle of production and they wrote him out of the second half of the film. Depending on who you believe, either his agent tried to extort a higher fee from the director in the middle of filming and they fired him, or Frank Sinatra had advised Lopez to quit in mid-film to avoid losing momentum on his recording career.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 11, 2014 03:46 PM (TIIx5)

I thought it was kinda weird the way they killed him off...

Posted by: MikeH at September 11, 2014 03:48 PM (NfnJU)

484 Breeding Farm is a serious film that gives both Hobos and Valu-Rite Vodka the professional and ... ahem... tasteful treatment they deserve.

Thank you and God bless.

Posted by: Breeding Farm at September 11, 2014 03:49 PM (IiIqD)

485 Are politicians now going to upload campaign videos to YouPr0n?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 11, 2014 03:52 PM (6FXj4)

486
I kinda like this new NewsMaxTV channel in the background. Its not a some crazy ultra right wing channel, just pretty much straight forward news and opinion. No screaming and the opposing guests don't talk over each other. I really like that part.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 11, 2014 03:54 PM (wrvud)

487 112
....isn't [your porn star name/stripper name] your first pets name and then your first street name?

*
*
Rusty Bourbon!






Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 11, 2014 03:58 PM (6FXj4)

488 Shirley Shady.
Works better as Shady Shirley, currently asleep on a desk chair.

MoronSphere trivia - I delivered the Tribune Review for 3 years.

Posted by: DaveA at September 11, 2014 03:58 PM (DL2i+)

489 I'm listening to Aavo Part's exquisite "Mirror in the Mirror" while reading a thread on a Troma film. Isn't technology grand?

We have it in our hands to tailor fill our cultural plates from a buffet all the best of the best, but it is just as easy to do the equivalent of sitting on the couch with a bag of pork rinds and cheez whiz and watch "Breeding Farm".

Not a judgement, just an observation! I'm usually in the pantsless and pork rinds camp, but with Prokofiev platters spinning in the background.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at September 11, 2014 04:02 PM (QBm1P)

490 So the good folks of PA are going to turn the governorship back over to the insane Democrat party because the current governor "fired" a doddering old football coach who allowed a child rapist to run rampant for years? Wonderful.

Corbett is no great shakes but he did hold the line on Zerocare expansion and fracking. Oh well.

Posted by: Tyrone Shoelaces at September 11, 2014 04:03 PM (44OyV)

491 I'm not assigned Margaret Cho's.
This begs for the wants, settles, gets meme but "propriety" or maybe just anti-gag reflex.

Posted by: DaveA at September 11, 2014 04:08 PM (DL2i+)

492 I was merely pointing out Breitbart's take on it rather than expressing an opinion myself. I'm primarily curious what interest Breitbart has in defending a democrat rather than let him make the not-quickly-or-easily-explained distinctions himself. By not-quickly-or-easily-explained I mean nuanced, requiring at least 16 Vox flash cards.

Posted by: Average Joe at September 11, 2014 04:11 PM (2C1Fv)

493 Is these videos gonna cause our embassy in Peruvia to git burned down? Cause we don't want that to happen again.

Posted by: Erowmero at September 11, 2014 04:12 PM (go5uR)

494 So, then, I trust my roles in "Nudist Colony of the Dead" and "The Naked Monster" won't impact on my Presidential aspirations?

Posted by: richard mcenroe at September 11, 2014 04:14 PM (XO6WW)

495 "...but then decided (seriously) it was contrary to this site's standards of propriety...."

No greater endorsement than that.

Posted by: Bigus Dickus at September 11, 2014 04:28 PM (Xv7f/)

496 sigh....

Posted by: phoenixgirl Never Forget at September 11, 2014 05:04 PM (u8GsB)

497 485 Are politicians now going to upload campaign videos to YouPr0n?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 11, 2014 03:52 PM (6FXj4)


Cue the idiocracy prediction...

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at September 11, 2014 05:09 PM (XsjCJ)

498 Wow, I guess Wolf only wins by 23 points now instead of 30.

Posted by: Brandon Finnigan at September 11, 2014 05:12 PM (i/CIR)

499 *reads comments*

goddamnit LDC...

Posted by: Brandon Finnigan at September 11, 2014 05:13 PM (i/CIR)

500 Why are they trying to slut-shame some poor actor for making some healthy, normal movies. More reason to teach sex ed in schools, so people don't freak out every time some consenting adults engage in role-play erotic fantasies that subvert the hegemonic norms of the TEAliban haters and their vanilla lives.

Posted by: bleck at September 11, 2014 06:17 PM (h9G8n)

501 Lucifer's Unholy Desire is NOT pornography. It's a Planned Parenthood training video.

Posted by: bleck at September 11, 2014 06:20 PM (h9G8n)

502 For reference, the Torture Porn entry at TVTropes:

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TorturePorn

"Any work which gives heavy, focused attention to Cold-Blooded Torture and/or mutilation of someone. This is usually associated with popular Horror Films from the Turn of the Millennium; the term was coined in 2006 by film critic David Edelstein to describe films like Hostel, Saw, The Devils Rejects, and Wolf Creek."

Posted by: Sam at September 11, 2014 10:04 PM (Tgd6y)

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