IRS Head John Koskinen: "Wherever we can, we follow the law"

Perfect. That's all we can really ask for.

"Whenever we can, we follow the law," IRS Commissioner John Koskinen told the House Ways and Means subcommittee on health on Wednesday.

Rep. Kevin Brady (R-Texas), who leads the subcommittee, immediately expressed his concern with the remarks.

"I encourage you to follow the law in all instances," Brady said.

Shyah, in a perfect world, maybe.

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1
Hah! So you flee from the taunting in the petulant thread.

Scam artists.

Posted by: Jugdish, Sidney & Clayton Roofers LLC at September 10, 2014 04:38 PM (JtwS4)

2 Thread Winner!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 10, 2014 04:38 PM (3W1WP)

3 Me too! I follow the law, whenever I can. All other times, F*CK THE POLICE!

Posted by: chiefjaybob at September 10, 2014 04:38 PM (syWCj)

4 We just can't follow the law this time...

Posted by: helloit's me Donna and I know nuthink! at September 10, 2014 04:39 PM (9+ccr)

5 In an attempt to get ahead of a potential problem, tonight Obama will be unveiling his plan to deal with a Higgs Boson disaster, instead.

Posted by: Carl Sagan at September 10, 2014 04:39 PM (e8kgV)

6 Posted by: Jugdish, Sidney & Clayton Roofers LLC at September 10, 2014 04:38 PM (JtwS4)

Hey you forgot us a wimp and a blimp...

Posted by: helloit's me Donna and I know nuthink! at September 10, 2014 04:40 PM (9+ccr)

7 Hey, wingnuts, have I mentioned lately that you can all go fuck yourselves?

Cause you can.

Tax free.

Posted by: IRS Commissioner Koskinen at September 10, 2014 04:40 PM (ZPrif)

8 If you look really closely you can see new horns sprouting on the bald head of
Koskinen. He has them removed periodically but still can't erase evil. His eyes.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Rotherham reporter #1400 girls raped at September 10, 2014 04:40 PM (dMEBN)

9 Alright then. I'll just "Whenever I can, we follow the law" on my next tax return, claim no taxable income for the year, and state that any evidence to the contrary was probably accidentally destroyed.

Posted by: Stu-22 at September 10, 2014 04:40 PM (AiYlm)

10 It's really the standard we should all strive for.

Posted by: Rosemary hic The DA at September 10, 2014 04:41 PM (BPMYx)

11 "Whenever we can, we follow the law"

Ditto

Posted by: Dewey, Cheatem & Howe at September 10, 2014 04:41 PM (e8kgV)

12 Obama should have "Whenever we can, we follow the law" as the motto surrounding the Presidential Seal.

Posted by: zombie at September 10, 2014 04:42 PM (/UYSJ)

13 Come back here, you bastidges

You ain't starting a new thread to avoid this.
From the olde Tyme thread below
.....................................................

Amazon


SFW
Sort of.


Yes....they actually make them

http://tinyurl.com/kama9ap

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 10, 2014 04:42 PM (LAeJj)

14
I signaled the others by semaphore.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at September 10, 2014 04:42 PM (3/wAJ)

15 Whenever I can, I touch myself and think of little boys.

Posted by: Harry Reid at September 10, 2014 04:42 PM (sDapq)

16 Is this a Kinsley Gaff?

Posted by: Theodore Rex at September 10, 2014 04:42 PM (K1UGK)

17 Needless to say, "Whenever we can" = "Only when it doesn't matter," or alternately, "almost never."

Posted by: zombie at September 10, 2014 04:42 PM (/UYSJ)

18 "Whenever it fits in our profit plan, we follow the law"

Posted by: Giuseppe Lucchese at September 10, 2014 04:43 PM (e8kgV)

19 The human-like skin was ruled "good enough for government work".

Posted by: Reptilian IRS Overlord at September 10, 2014 04:43 PM (ZPrif)

20
Speaking of the IRS, did you know that a new roof install could increase your home's value by up to 60%, but you never have to pay taxes on your accumulated wealth until you actually sell it?

When we say "A Quality Roof is a Sound Investment," we don't just mean it as a metaphor, like that idiot Bono sings about stupid shit that only means something in his jackass brain.

Posted by: Adam Clayton & Larry Mullen Jr. of Clayton-Mullen Roofing, The Roofing Specialists at September 10, 2014 04:43 PM (/FnUH)

21 Just wait until the middle class follow Koskinen's advice.

I see no reason to follow many laws anymore, other than convenience.

Posted by: rd at September 10, 2014 04:43 PM (J7NUM)

22 When ever I can, I follow the strict diet my doctor prescribed for me.

Posted by: Micheal Moore at September 10, 2014 04:43 PM (OWjjx)

23 "Whenever we can, we follow the law. [If it's convenient, and not too much bother.]"

There's a motto for, and a summation of, the Obama presidency.

Posted by: Stu-22 at September 10, 2014 04:43 PM (AiYlm)

24 Whenever we can = when it serves the interests of Dems.

Posted by: IRS at September 10, 2014 04:43 PM (BPMYx)

25 "I just clocked you going 130 in a 25-mile-an-hour school zone."

"Officer, whenever I can, I follow the law."

"Really? Well, in that case, you are free to go. Thanks for doing your best."

Posted by: zombie at September 10, 2014 04:44 PM (/UYSJ)

26
I always followed the law.

Posted by: Zombie Dick Nixon at September 10, 2014 04:44 PM (3/wAJ)

27 500th!

Posted by: Mallamutt, Trying to Make Ace Proud of Us at September 10, 2014 04:44 PM (OWjjx)

28
well actually you might have to pay additional property taxes but obviously we were speaking of federal tax implications.

Look, we're the Roofing Specialists, not the Tax Specialists.

Posted by: Adam Clayton & Larry Mullen Jr. of Clayton-Mullen Roofing, The Roofing Specialists at September 10, 2014 04:44 PM (/FnUH)

29 I would give anything to see this motherfucker in an orange jumpsuit.

Posted by: daninmichigan at September 10, 2014 04:44 PM (2yD4G)

30 Whenever I can, I work at work.

Posted by: "alexthechick" - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at September 10, 2014 04:44 PM (mf5HN)

31
"Whenever we can, we follow the law"



Would that such a statement could grant us indulgence.


Posted by: D-Lamp at September 10, 2014 04:45 PM (txvbW)

32
Is this a Kinsley Gaff?

Precisely. Except it's "gaffe".

A gaff is a large sharp hook on a handle for hoisting fish into a boat. Or IRS directors.

Posted by: AoSHQ Style Guide Compliance Division at September 10, 2014 04:45 PM (JtwS4)

33 Yes....they actually make them



Old news.
You ain't truly a redneck if'n you ain't seen at least one at a party. Especially as a gag gift. Or a Halloween party as someone comes as a Scotsman.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 10, 2014 04:45 PM (C10Bt)

34 Whenever I can, I look for the real killer.

Posted by: O.J. at September 10, 2014 04:45 PM (OWjjx)

35 Whenever I can, I remain faithful to my wife.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at September 10, 2014 04:45 PM (AiYlm)

36 "Whenever I can, I Touch Myself"

Posted by: Christina Amphlett at September 10, 2014 04:45 PM (e8kgV)

37 "Whenever we can, we follow the law," IRS Commissioner John Koskinen told the House Ways and Means subcommittee on health on Wednesday.

I genuinely laughed at that.

If you can't laugh at that, then you just don't have any appreciation for precisely how cfuked we are.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 10, 2014 04:45 PM (1CroS)

38 Whenever I can, I don't invade Poland.

It's trickier than it seems.

Posted by: Adolf Hitler at September 10, 2014 04:46 PM (/FnUH)

39
We followed the law when we could.

Posted by: Zombie John Gotti at September 10, 2014 04:46 PM (3/wAJ)

40 Whenever I can, I won't do that thing in your mouth.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 10, 2014 04:46 PM (ucDmr)

41 "
Look, we're the Roofing Specialists, not the Tax Specialists.
"

Whenever you can, you give solid tax advice?

Posted by: IRS at September 10, 2014 04:46 PM (BPMYx)

42 Whenever I can, I refrain from punching my wife.

Posted by: Ray Rice at September 10, 2014 04:46 PM (AiYlm)

43 "Whenever I can, I tell the truth"

Posted by: Jay Carney at September 10, 2014 04:46 PM (e8kgV)

44 When ever we can, we read Ace's post.

Posted by: The Moron Hoard at September 10, 2014 04:47 PM (OWjjx)

45 Ace - quick fix:

If you watch and look at the title of the video, it's "Wherever we can, we follow the law" -- not "Whenever."

Not a biggie - -I just noticed it tho.

Posted by: zombie at September 10, 2014 04:47 PM (/UYSJ)

46 Whenever I can, I respect national sovereignity and women's rights to their own bodies.

Posted by: Genghis Khan at September 10, 2014 04:47 PM (vgIRn)

47 27 500th!
Posted by: Mallamutt, Trying to Make Ace Proud of Us


Threadwinner!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 10, 2014 04:47 PM (C10Bt)

48 When ever we can, we win the World Series.

Posted by: The Chicago Cubs at September 10, 2014 04:47 PM (OWjjx)

49 I would give anything to see this motherfucker in an orange jumpsuit.
Posted by: daninmichigan at September 10, 2014 04:44 PM (2yD4G)



Well, yeah, but then he'd just put on the One Ring and disappear.

Posted by: "alexthechick" - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at September 10, 2014 04:47 PM (mf5HN)

50 Whenever I can, I keep my opinions to myself.

Posted by: Bob Costas at September 10, 2014 04:47 PM (AiYlm)

51 Usually first, but whenever you can, you will blow me!

Posted by: Mel Gibson at September 10, 2014 04:47 PM (oR4fS)

52
The absolute truth is very much like a living Constitution.

Posted by: Jo Jo Biden at September 10, 2014 04:47 PM (3/wAJ)

53 "Whenever I can, I hit the links"

Posted by: President Barack "Unexpectedly" Obama at September 10, 2014 04:47 PM (e8kgV)

54 "Whenever we can..."

Yeah, yeah. I know.

Posted by: the chicken at September 10, 2014 04:47 PM (TPyu3)

55 thanks, Zombie

Posted by: ace at September 10, 2014 04:48 PM (/FnUH)

56 When ever I can, I try not to throw a 4th quarter interception and lose the game.

Posted by: Tony Romo at September 10, 2014 04:48 PM (OWjjx)

57 Whenever I can, I just say "no thanks" to the black tranny hookers.

Posted by: Bill Maher at September 10, 2014 04:48 PM (AiYlm)

58 Whenever we can we follow the law...


...down a dark cul-de-sac where we bash it on the head with a steel pipe and then rifle through its pockets for loose change and Tic-Tacs.

Posted by: Seamus M. at September 10, 2014 04:48 PM (NeFrd)

59 Whenever I can, I complete passes in the fourth quarter of important games.

Posted by: Tony Romo at September 10, 2014 04:48 PM (mf5HN)

60 20 Ooooh, You better watch out for the blog host, I heard he doesn't like commercial spam.

Posted by: rd at September 10, 2014 04:48 PM (J7NUM)

61 Whenever I can, I don't go straight to the comments.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 10, 2014 04:48 PM (C10Bt)

62 DAMMIT!

*sulks*

Posted by: "alexthechick" - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at September 10, 2014 04:49 PM (mf5HN)

63 Whenever I can, I tell the truth.

Posted by: Barack Obama, SCOAMFOTUS at September 10, 2014 04:49 PM (AiYlm)

64
I see no reason to follow many laws anymore, other than convenience.

Posted by: rd at September 10, 2014 04:43 PM (J7NUM)

Lately I have been advocating for the conscious defiance of laws with which a person does not agree, provided that they can get away with it safely.

On all things in which you have a high probability of getting caught, I advice people to not show their defiance overtly.


Posted by: D-Lamp at September 10, 2014 04:49 PM (txvbW)

65 Whenever I can, I take the stairs.

Posted by: Ray "Boom, Boom!" Rice at September 10, 2014 04:49 PM (RJMhd)

66 Wherever is equally bad...Maybe worse...

Posted by: helloit's me Donna and I know nuthink! at September 10, 2014 04:49 PM (9+ccr)

67 Whenever I can, I wear a condom and try not to impregnant the otherwise unknown woman I am having sex with.

Posted by: Shawn Kemp at September 10, 2014 04:49 PM (OWjjx)

68
I always demand the truth, even from Ayers and the other jerk Churchill.

Posted by: Megyn Kelly at September 10, 2014 04:49 PM (3/wAJ)

69 "48 When ever we can, we win the World Series.
"

We feel you. Whenever we can, we don't blow the World Series twice on the last pitch of the last out.

Posted by: Texas Rangers at September 10, 2014 04:49 PM (BPMYx)

70 I thought he said 'whenever we care to' but maybe I misheard.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 10, 2014 04:49 PM (4Fpt9)

71 Whenever we can, we cut corners and do substandard roofwork.

But we never *can* do that. We're dedicated to delivering the highest-quality roof repairs and installations in the greater Dublin area.

Posted by: Adam Clayton & Larry Mullen Jr. of Clayton-Mullen Roofing, The Roofing Specialists at September 10, 2014 04:49 PM (/FnUH)

72 Whenever I can, I pay my taxes or answer an audit?

Posted by: Marcus T at September 10, 2014 04:50 PM (GGCsk)

73 Wherever I can.

Posted by: A Bear Shitting In Tthe Woods at September 10, 2014 04:50 PM (TPyu3)

74 Harry Reid also assures us that sex in DC is mostly consensual, unless he's unable to wrestle the binky from those tenaciously teething toddlers.

Posted by: Fritz at September 10, 2014 04:50 PM (C0dQz)

75 Whenever I can, I travel without a walker.

Posted by: Hillary! at September 10, 2014 04:50 PM (1CroS)

76 Whenever we can, we refrain from murder and rape.

Posted by: ISIS, Directorate of Impulse Control at September 10, 2014 04:51 PM (AiYlm)

77 29
I would give anything to see this motherfucker in an orange jumpsuit.

Posted by: daninmichigan
~~~~~~~~~~~~
This. He is an arrogant fuck and I'm sure will be on a list should '16 bring in a pres that enforces the law, preferably with a no-holds barred AG

Posted by: eureka! at September 10, 2014 04:51 PM (BP3kb)

78 I have jury duty in a couple of weeks. I wonder if this defense will be helpful to me in voir dire.

Posted by: Theodore Rex at September 10, 2014 04:51 PM (K1UGK)

79 When ever I can, I try not to throw a 1st, 2nd, 3rd,[/] 4th quarter interception and lose the game.



FIFY.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 10, 2014 04:51 PM (C10Bt)

80 Allo?!!....What's all this sulkin goin on?

Posted by: eleven at September 10, 2014 04:51 PM (GXZgZ)

81 Whenever I can, I complete passes in the fourth quarter of important games.

Posted by: Tony Romo


IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE TONY ROMO DOESN'T COMPLETE PASSES IN THE FOUTH QUARTER OF IMPORTANT GAMES.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at September 10, 2014 04:51 PM (oR4fS)

82 Whenever I can, I refrain from injecting my body with performance enhancing drugs.

Posted by: A-Rod at September 10, 2014 04:51 PM (OWjjx)

83
DAMMIT!

*sulks*


What? It's not a spider thread.

Posted by: Jugdish, Sidney & Clayton Roofers LLC at September 10, 2014 04:51 PM (JtwS4)

84 Whenever we can, we cross the southern border.

Posted by: ISIS at September 10, 2014 04:51 PM (oFCZn)

85 That's dedication right there.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at September 10, 2014 04:51 PM (0HooB)

86 Whenever I can, I take naked selfies of myself with a highly secure and non-networked device without synching them to the internet.

Posted by: Jennifer Lawrence at September 10, 2014 04:51 PM (sDapq)

87
Not a biggie - -I just noticed it tho.

Posted by: zombie at September 10, 2014 04:47 PM (/UYSJ)


That's why you're getting published while someone else is hanging around hobos.

Posted by: jwest at September 10, 2014 04:51 PM (u2a4R)

88 I consider it a Godsend that Adam Clayton Larry Mullen Jr. don't have an Ugg boots franchise.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 10, 2014 04:51 PM (4Fpt9)

89 When you're low on cash at the grocery store, toss a few cans of tuna in your pockets and run for the exits. No harm in that unless they catch you.

Otherwise, whenever you can, follow the law.

Posted by: Donna and V. at September 10, 2014 04:51 PM (+XMAD)

90 Whenever I can, I smoke the bats out my belfry.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at September 10, 2014 04:51 PM (RJMhd)

91 whenever I can, I don't knock a bitch out.

Posted by: Ray Rice at September 10, 2014 04:51 PM (/FnUH)

92 I'm sure he's just being taken out of context.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at September 10, 2014 04:51 PM (dritn)

93 Si se puede Whenever

Posted by: Bigby's Small Cabbage Hands at September 10, 2014 04:51 PM (3ZtZW)

94 Crap.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 10, 2014 04:52 PM (C10Bt)

95 Whenever I can, we have hot sweaty, monkey sex.

Posted by: your wife at September 10, 2014 04:52 PM (mHOnK)

96 Whenever I can, I read this blog. I just don't bother with the comments.

Posted by: Ace at September 10, 2014 04:52 PM (DLu2s)

97 Whenever we can, we fly first class, eat at four star restaurants and pay for hookers and blow with taxpayer money.

-The IRS

Posted by: Marcus T at September 10, 2014 04:52 PM (GGCsk)

98 Whenever we can, we follow the law, IRS Commissioner John Koskinen
told the House Ways and Means subcommittee on health on Wednesday.




I guess 99.9% of the time they can't. Even as they are being investigated now for targeting conservative organizations they are going after BB. And I do not think BB is a tax exempt org. so they have no excuse.

Posted by: Vic at September 10, 2014 04:52 PM (T2V/1)

99 88 I consider it a Godsend that Adam Clayton Larry Mullen Jr. don't have an Ugg boots franchise.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 10, 2014 04:51 PM (4Fpt9)


I hear they're going big on lace wigs.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 10, 2014 04:52 PM (oFCZn)

100 Where are the spiders?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 10, 2014 04:52 PM (g1DWB)

101 Would that such a statement could grant us indulgence.

Love to see the Republicans introduce this into congress as a valid response to the IRS.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 10, 2014 04:53 PM (J0IP0)

102 Saved by the auto close tags! Whew!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 10, 2014 04:53 PM (C10Bt)

103 Rep. Peter Roskam (R-Ill.) cautioned against what he described as unchecked power given to the IRS under the healthcare law. He demanded to know how the Obama administration would prevent a "Lois Lerner 2.0 situation."

"It seems to me that the IRS is just poised to go swimming in a big pool of money," Roskam said. "Are these the same IT people that can't find Lois Lerner's emails or deal with her hard drives?"

Posted by: Lois Lerner at September 10, 2014 04:53 PM (e8kgV)

104 whenever i can, i get up at 7 am and put a lot of posts into queue to make sure people have content to read on the blog.

Posted by: ace at September 10, 2014 04:53 PM (/FnUH)

105 Whenever I can, er, wait... did I tell you about my firearms and the horrific boating accident?

Wait, I don't need to have a boating accident? Whew, that's a relief.

Posted by: anon a mouse at September 10, 2014 04:53 PM (gXRIG)

106 I thought he said 'whenever we care to' but maybe I misheard.

That was implied.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at September 10, 2014 04:53 PM (0HooB)

107
I always drive under the speed limit except when I don't.

Posted by: Sheriff Joe Arpiao at September 10, 2014 04:53 PM (3/wAJ)

108 We follow the law, unless following the law is hard, or someone might get jail time.

Posted by: Liberty weeps at September 10, 2014 04:54 PM (sta+V)

109 If we can't impeach or imprison these motherfuckers, can't we at least sick the spi-dog on them every time they say some shit like this?

Posted by: zombie at September 10, 2014 04:54 PM (/UYSJ)

110 Whenever we can, we write inane comments io the blog that lack context or substance, designed solely to piss off the blogger, so he rants incoherently or philosophically, for our entertainment.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 10, 2014 04:54 PM (GGCsk)

111 Whenever I can I keep my boner in my pants.

Posted by: Carlos Danger at September 10, 2014 04:54 PM (oFCZn)

112 Follow the law?

FOLLOW THE LAW?!!

I AM THE LAW!!!

Posted by: IRS Commissioner Koskinen at September 10, 2014 04:54 PM (ZPrif)

113 The IRS is pretty ballsy, huh.

It's all just a show folks.

Nobody is going to be made to pay for any of this, in fact I'm pretty sure they are ramping up for an encore for the November elections.

Posted by: Kreplach at September 10, 2014 04:54 PM (4Fhf7)

114 Whenever I can, I mop the floor standing up.

Posted by: Janay Rice at September 10, 2014 04:54 PM (RJMhd)

115 Follow the Law? I AM THE LAW

Posted by: Judge Dredd at September 10, 2014 04:54 PM (sta+V)

116
Posted by: Ace at September 10, 2014 04:52 PM (DLu2s)

"The shareef don't like it
Sockin' the Ewok
Sock the Ewok
The shareef don't like it
Sockin' the Ewok
Sock the Ewok"

Posted by: Jugdish, Sidney & Clayton Roofers LLC at September 10, 2014 04:54 PM (JtwS4)

117 Whenever I can, I'm clear, but you assholes just refuse to let that happen.

Posted by: Obama at September 10, 2014 04:54 PM (BPMYx)

118 104 whenever i can, i get up at 7 am and put a lot of posts into queue to make sure people have content to read on the blog.
Posted by: ace at September 10, 2014 04:53 PM (/FnUH)

Whenever I can, I write "THREADWINNER!"

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at September 10, 2014 04:54 PM (vgIRn)

119 Kent, I don't say my men don't commit "crimes"!

Posted by: Vigilante Homer Simpson at September 10, 2014 04:54 PM (HZLYB)

120 I limit myself to two drinks whenever I can.

Posted by: Theodore Rex at September 10, 2014 04:54 PM (K1UGK)

121 "Whenever I can, I delete my e-mail."

Posted by: Lois Lerner at September 10, 2014 04:54 PM (e8kgV)

122 And when I say "whenever we can" I mean whenever we feel like it. Obviously, we don't feel like it when dealing with Rethuglians, Teabaggers and you wing nuts. But don't forget that we're non-partisan.

Posted by: IRS at September 10, 2014 04:55 PM (ChY2Q)

123 Whenever I can, I avoid escalating a land war in Asia.

Posted by: Lyndon Baines Johnson, speaking from Hell's executive toilet. at September 10, 2014 04:55 PM (DLu2s)

124 Wherever we can, we win on valid votes.

Posted by: Chicago Democrats at September 10, 2014 04:55 PM (J0IP0)

125 104,
Ok, now we're just being led around by the proverbial leash... or whatever.

Posted by: anon a mouse at September 10, 2014 04:55 PM (gXRIG)

126 Posted by: Ace at September 10, 2014 04:52 PM (DLu2s)

That's a paddlin'

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 10, 2014 04:55 PM (kAPuS)

127 Yep, whenever they can.

Posted by: the bunk at September 10, 2014 04:55 PM (TPyu3)

128 whenever i can, i get up at 7 am and put a lot of posts into queue to make sure people have content to read on the blog.




Must. Not. Snark. The. Boss.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 10, 2014 04:56 PM (C10Bt)

129 104
whenever i can, i get up at 7 am and put a lot of posts into queue to make sure people have content to read on the blog.

Posted by: ace at September 10, 2014 04:53 PM (/FnUH)

Threadwinner!

Posted by: flounder at September 10, 2014 04:56 PM (sDapq)

130
Look, we're the Roofing Specialists, not the Tax Specialists.



Still loving this.

Posted by: garrett at September 10, 2014 04:56 PM (t/Wod)

131 Speaking of Sugar Ray Rice, just saw a (possibly fallacious) link claiming AP has learned that law enforcement sent the elevator tape to the NFL in April. Didn't bother to click.

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 10, 2014 04:56 PM (2cS/G)

132 Whenever we can, we read Hot Air first, so we can read stories twice, only the second has a little more je nais se quoi.

;-)

Posted by: Marcus T at September 10, 2014 04:56 PM (GGCsk)

133 Oops, forgot about that. Sorry!

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at September 10, 2014 04:56 PM (DLu2s)

134 Whenever I can, I bang supermodels.

Posted by: wooga at September 10, 2014 04:56 PM (4hzHG)

135 Whenever I can, I remind people that whatever they thought about, they could've read it first in Liberal Fascism.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at September 10, 2014 04:57 PM (1CroS)

136 I'm dialing my gun right now to high explosive.

Posted by: Judge Dredd at September 10, 2014 04:57 PM (sta+V)

137 Whenever I can, I golf. Duh.

Posted by: Barack Obama at September 10, 2014 04:57 PM (DLu2s)

138 Whenever I can, I read all of Ace's post and then post comments strickly addressing the subject of the post, and not a bunch of silly, non-sensical socks mocking something.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at September 10, 2014 04:57 PM (OWjjx)

139 I give a shit whenever I can.

Posted by: honey badger at September 10, 2014 04:58 PM (TPyu3)

140 Whenever I can, I troll

Posted by: Hector? I barely knew her at September 10, 2014 04:58 PM (gXRIG)

141 Wherever I can, I refrain from public exposure.

Posted by: Theodore Rex at September 10, 2014 04:58 PM (K1UGK)

142 Whenever I can, I refrain from breaking the law and violating the Constitution. On occasion.

I'm doin' my best here -- cut me some slack!

Posted by: zombie at September 10, 2014 04:58 PM (/UYSJ)

143 SFW
Sort of.
Yes....they actually make them



That should attract some interesting ads.

Posted by: fluffy at September 10, 2014 04:58 PM (Ua6T/)

144 Whenever we can, we also follow the law.

Posted by: Almost Every Last Governor of the State of Illinois at September 10, 2014 04:59 PM (OWjjx)

145 "they could've read it first in Liberal Fascism."

Only in the Volcano scene.

Posted by: anon a mouse at September 10, 2014 04:59 PM (gXRIG)

146 Whenever we can, we bomb Pearl Harbor.

Posted by: The Germans at September 10, 2014 04:59 PM (sDapq)

147 134 Whenever I can, I bang supermodels.
Posted by: wooga at September 10, 2014 04:56 PM (4hzHG)

****

Wherever I can, I allow that, because there are only so many Lamborghini hoods for me to do that on first.

Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at September 10, 2014 04:59 PM (vgIRn)

148 Whenever I can, I make the global situation more dangerous and often get people murdered.

Posted by: Hillary! at September 10, 2014 04:59 PM (GGCsk)

149 Whenever I can, I avoid shitting my pants.

Posted by: Al Roker at September 10, 2014 05:00 PM (oFCZn)

150 We rarely unite and take over.

Posted by: Shoplifters of the world at September 10, 2014 05:00 PM (BPMYx)

151 Hey you roofing specialists from Dublin. If you simply replace an old roof with the same type you owe no taxes on it, ever. It is "maintenance". And which State is your Dublin in?


And if I were you I would stick to roofs and leave taxes to people who know about taxes.

Posted by: Vic at September 10, 2014 05:00 PM (T2V/1)

152 Whenever I can, I say something intelligent.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 10, 2014 05:00 PM (+XMAD)

153 104 whenever i can, i get up at 7 am and put a lot of posts into queue to make sure people have content to read on the blog.

Posted by: ace at September 10, 2014 04:53 PM (/FnUH)


Sure, sure...

Let's just admit it. You need a manager to drive you like an illegal day laborer. That's the only way anything is going to get done.

On top of that, considering the trouble Breitbart is having with the IRS, it would be prudent if someone takes all the income and carefully invests it in some safe offshore accounts.

I'm here to help ya, but you've got to put forth the effort.

Posted by: jwest at September 10, 2014 05:00 PM (u2a4R)

154 Whenever I can, I refrain from drinking alcohol and put on a television show that is impartial and plays it right down the middle.

Posted by: Chris Matthews at September 10, 2014 05:00 PM (OWjjx)

155 "Whenever I can, I avoid a Higgs boson doomsday."

Posted by: Stephen Hawking at September 10, 2014 05:00 PM (e8kgV)

156 Whenever we can, we don't pulverize hard drives with sledgehammers out behind the IRS headquarters.

Posted by: zombie at September 10, 2014 05:01 PM (/UYSJ)

157 "takes all the income"

Wait, what?

There's income here?

(rubs hands in Snidely Whiplash fashion)

Posted by: anon a mouse at September 10, 2014 05:01 PM (gXRIG)

158 Whenevers I cans, the Queens English I speak must!

Posted by: Rev. Al Sharpton at September 10, 2014 05:01 PM (OWjjx)

159 #wheneverwecan we hide behind #hashtagdiplomacy.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 10, 2014 05:01 PM (J0IP0)

160 Nomnomnomnom.....whenever I can, I resist..nomnomnomnomnomnom....the Krispy Kremes...nomnomnomnomnom

Posted by: Chris Christie at September 10, 2014 05:02 PM (AJv+U)

161 Interesting, considering he's a...you know...lawyer.

Posted by: AmishDude at September 10, 2014 05:02 PM (IUDm1)

162 Whenever we can, we sing live.

Posted by: Milli Vanilli at September 10, 2014 05:02 PM (JO9+V)

163 Whenever I can, I take the position that raising taxes is a bad idea.

Posted by: Chris Hayes at September 10, 2014 05:02 PM (OWjjx)

164 Whenever I can, I avoid Dunkin Donuts.

Posted by: Chris Christie at September 10, 2014 05:02 PM (0HooB)

165 #bringbackourlaws

Posted by: anon a mouse at September 10, 2014 05:02 PM (gXRIG)

166 Laws? Laws? Hey.. they are more like guidelines.. a road map, if you will.. you can take a detour and still get to where you wanna go, amiright?

Posted by: Chi-town Jerry at September 10, 2014 05:02 PM (4+IgA)

167 I think the person socking Ace should get a pass because my first inclination was to do an Ace sock.

The topic sort of lends itself to it I think.

Posted by: Al Roker at September 10, 2014 05:02 PM (oFCZn)

168 Follow the law we can whenever, hmmm.

Posted by: yoda at September 10, 2014 05:02 PM (K1UGK)

169 America Is On The Verge Of Losing Its Place In The World As No. 1 http://www.businessinsider.com/chart-rise-and-fall-of-modern-empires-2014-9 via @themoneygame

2013 GDP (PPP) Rankings:
#1. US GDP: 16,800,000
#2. China GDP: 16,157,704

http://databank.worldbank.org/data/download/GDP_PPP.pdf

Posted by: News of Decline at September 10, 2014 05:03 PM (ZPrif)

170 Whenever I can I hit the Tip Jar.

Posted by: garrett at September 10, 2014 05:03 PM (t/Wod)

171
Whenever I can, I tell the actual news in a truthful fashion.

Hmm, that's a good one.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at September 10, 2014 05:03 PM (4Fpt9)

172 whenever I can I avoid being an insufferable unlikeable shitstain.

Posted by: moomoo at September 10, 2014 05:03 PM (zt+N6)

173 Whenever I can, I like to avoid hubris and crying on air.

Posted by: Glenn Beck at September 10, 2014 05:03 PM (OWjjx)

174 Whenever we can we avoid run-on memes.

Posted by: AoS commenters at September 10, 2014 05:03 PM (T2V/1)

175 Whenever we can, we try to be modest about our state's many accomplishments.

Posted by: Texas at September 10, 2014 05:03 PM (BPMYx)

176 Just a side note - they admit that they have the e-mails, but that it would be "just too hard" to retrieve them. Anyone ever wonder what the hell that even means?Why would it be "just too hard"? What is the point of copies that are "just too hard" to ever to retrieve? What does "too hard" mean? They are the federal goverment, they have billions of $ and thousands of employees - even hard copies could be searched by hand. I'm sure the repubs would be thrilled to give them a suplimentary authorization to cover any and all expenses.

Posted by: Liberty weeps at September 10, 2014 05:04 PM (sta+V)

177 "Posted by: Unexpected News of Decline at September 10, 2014 05:03 PM "

FIFY. Oh, and Texas? Still #2

Posted by: anon a mouse at September 10, 2014 05:04 PM (gXRIG)

178 Whenever I can, I'm on her bewbs.


Wouldn't you be?

Posted by: Justin Verlander at September 10, 2014 05:04 PM (1XNtJ)

179 Whenever we can, we produce good, high quality, entertaining movies.

Posted by: Hollywood at September 10, 2014 05:04 PM (OWjjx)

180 Whenever I can, I feel pride in being an American.

Posted by: Michele Obama's Landing Strip at September 10, 2014 05:04 PM (t/Wod)

181 And I can see those fighter planes... See them driving nails into the souls on the tree of pain...

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182 Whenever I can, I try to keep my complaints and general unhappiness to myself.

Posted by: Amanda Marcotte at September 10, 2014 05:04 PM (+XMAD)

183 Countdown to Hate sandwich and Hate sundae has begun, ETA 5:45.

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 10, 2014 05:04 PM (2cS/G)

184 Wherever I can, I recognize the strange impossibility of the girlfriend's father being dead and yet calling, and use proper English not written entirely in caps.

Posted by: The WHO WAS PHONE at September 10, 2014 05:04 PM (vgIRn)

185 Whenever I can, I fuck Kate Upton.

Posted by: jwpaine at September 10, 2014 05:04 PM (68O4K)

186 Whenever we can, we scrutinize Democratic politicians as much as Republican ones.

Posted by: MSM at September 10, 2014 05:04 PM (oR4fS)

187 Whenever I can I lie to the public and pretend I didn't see a video that I really did.

http://tinyurl.com/njfxa43

Posted by: Rodger Goodell at September 10, 2014 05:04 PM (g1DWB)

188 Whenever we can, we vote only once per election.

Posted by: The Chicago Dead at September 10, 2014 05:05 PM (BPMYx)

189 Whenever I can, I forget to pull out of Koskinen's mouth on purpose.

Posted by: Lloyd Loar at September 10, 2014 05:05 PM (TaO1J)

190 OT: Listened to DrewM's podcast on libertarianism.

Was a very constructive dialogue between two sides.

I recommend a listen.

Posted by: HoboJerk, Re-branded at September 10, 2014 05:05 PM (E8IHS)

191 all these roofers are overhead

Posted by: adams and hawkeye are my favorites at September 10, 2014 05:05 PM (vOy6y)

192 "
Wait, what?

There's income here?

(rubs hands in Snidely Whiplash fashion)

Posted by: anon a mouse at September 10, 2014 05:01 PM (gXRIG) "


Income?


Owww! I just slipped and fell in this thread. There was something slippery on the floor and now I think I hurt my back.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at September 10, 2014 05:05 PM (PD6iL)

193 Whenever I can, I avoid being a power-hungry Obama fellator who'll switch parties at the drop of a hat.

An orange hat.

Posted by: Charlie Crist at September 10, 2014 05:05 PM (0HooB)

194 Whenever I can, I avoid being an pompous asshole.

Posted by: Chris Collinsworth at September 10, 2014 05:05 PM (OWjjx)

195 Whenever I can, I drive without drinking vodka.

Posted by: Rosemary Lehmberg at September 10, 2014 05:06 PM (J0IP0)

196 So....I guess that sunburst didn't kill us all?



I'll I got was this lousy T-shirt.

Posted by: eleven at September 10, 2014 05:06 PM (GXZgZ)

197 Whenever I can, I have sex with men.

Posted by: kd lang at September 10, 2014 05:06 PM (mx5oN)

198 192,
We're Here For You!

Posted by: Dewie, Cheathem, and Howe at September 10, 2014 05:06 PM (gXRIG)

199 Whenever I can, I try to swallow.

Posted by: sandra fluke at September 10, 2014 05:06 PM (UPAeU)

200 Hey you roofing specialists from Dublin. If you simply replace an old roof with the same type you owe no taxes on it, ever. It is "maintenance". And which State is your Dublin in?


Vic, have you not found the home repair help that you are looking for?

Posted by: fluffy at September 10, 2014 05:06 PM (Ua6T/)

201 When and wherever I can I think up something pithy to say here... This is not one of those times...

Posted by: helloit's me Donna and I know nuthink! at September 10, 2014 05:06 PM (9+ccr)

202 wow .
whenever i can we follow the law?

good, may i do the same thing?

Posted by: willow at September 10, 2014 05:06 PM (nqBYe)

203 Whenever I can, I say something funny!

Posted by: Margaret Cho at September 10, 2014 05:06 PM (DLu2s)

204 Whenever I can, I throw complete passes.

Posted by: Tony Romo at September 10, 2014 05:06 PM (mx5oN)

205 "Whenever I can I hit the Tip Jar."

Whenever I can,I hit the paste jar


And the toilet bowl.
I hate peeing on my feet.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 10, 2014 05:07 PM (LAeJj)

206 Whenever I can, I look for the real killers.

Posted by: OJ Simpson, using his 1 hour of computer time at September 10, 2014 05:07 PM (3H4Zj)

207 Whenever I can, I catch the ball.

Posted by: Buckner at September 10, 2014 05:07 PM (TPyu3)

208 Leave Tony Romo aaallloooooooonne!!!!!!

Posted by: eleven at September 10, 2014 05:07 PM (GXZgZ)

209 Whenever we can we cut off heads.

No really.

Posted by: ISIS at September 10, 2014 05:08 PM (g1DWB)

210 Whenever I can, I go out for ice tea and a crisp garden salad.

Posted by: Charley Sheen at September 10, 2014 05:08 PM (JO9+V)

211 Whenever I can, I only use one sheet of TP to wipe my ass.

Posted by: Sheryl Crow at September 10, 2014 05:08 PM (t/Wod)

212 Whenever I can, I do not kill the campaign help.

Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy at September 10, 2014 05:08 PM (OWjjx)

213 200 Vic, have you not found the home repair help that you are looking for?

Posted by: fluffy at September 10, 2014 05:06 PM (Ua6T/)

I had my roof (shingles) replaced a couple of years ago. I should be dead before they need replacing again.

Posted by: Vic at September 10, 2014 05:08 PM (T2V/1)

214 Whenever we can, we comfort Tony Romo.

Posted by: NFL QBs on Facebook at September 10, 2014 05:08 PM (K1UGK)

215 Whenever I can you know what won't happen in your mouth.

Posted by: HoboJerk, Re-branded at September 10, 2014 05:08 PM (E8IHS)

216
208 Leave Tony Romo aaallloooooooonne!!!!!!
Posted by: eleven at September 10, 2014 05:07 PM (GXZgZ)



Well I tried to give him a pass, but he immediately fumbled it and a defensive lineman ran it in for 6.

Posted by: buzzion at September 10, 2014 05:09 PM (zt+N6)

217 Whenever I can, I don't beta sabotage my relationship with Penny.

Posted by: Leonard at September 10, 2014 05:09 PM (BPMYx)

218 Wherever we can, we follow the law"

Yeah, I tell that to the Insurance Commissioner and my boss everyday.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, fighting the ban at September 10, 2014 05:09 PM (2Aj5D)

219 Whenever I can, I avoid using hyper partisan language and discuss politics in a clear, rational manner.

Posted by: Debbie Whatshername Schultz at September 10, 2014 05:10 PM (OWjjx)

220 "Whenever I can, I say racist things about Barack Obama."

Posted by: Michael Moore at September 10, 2014 05:10 PM (e8kgV)

221 Whenever I can, I remind the girls in the pool to keep their tops on.

Posted by: Silvio Berlusconi at September 10, 2014 05:10 PM (JO9+V)

222 Whenever we can, we comfort Tony Romo.

Whenever I can I diss Tony Romo for leaving His blond Fiancee bimbo on Her Birthday.... She got the last laugh...

Posted by: helloit's me Donna and I know nuthink! at September 10, 2014 05:10 PM (9+ccr)

223 Whenever we can, we snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

Posted by: Republicans at September 10, 2014 05:10 PM (TaO1J)

224 Whenever I can, I piss into the urinal.

Posted by: Soona at September 10, 2014 05:10 PM (EXRiA)

225 Whenever I can, I try not to think about Kate's boobehs and focus instead on pitching well.

However, I'm having some difficulty doing that this season.

Posted by: Justin Verlander at September 10, 2014 05:10 PM (+XMAD)

226 I'll I got????


I'm a freakin basket case.

Posted by: eleven at September 10, 2014 05:10 PM (GXZgZ)

227 Wherever I can, I apply my talent and good looks to raising successful television shows to a new level of broadcast excellence.

Posted by: Ted McGinley at September 10, 2014 05:10 PM (vgIRn)

228 I don't always break the law, but when I do, I prefer not being held accountable.

Posted by: John Koskinen, the most interesting IRS head in the world at September 10, 2014 05:10 PM (3H4Zj)

229 When you call the IRS on a tax question, they do guarantee the answer is correct under the law....

Because THEY know the entire tax code is so complicated even their top lawyers do not understand it all...

Which is one reason the whole damn thing needs to be scrapped. When THEY admit they don't understand... when THEY admit they 'follow the law whenever they can'... the LAW is flawed to the point of being broken.

Flat consumption Sales Tax.... on everything... and abolish the IRS in its entirety.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 10, 2014 05:10 PM (f0pWu)

230 Whenever I can, I throw passes to members of my own team.

Posted by: Jay Cutler at September 10, 2014 05:11 PM (DLu2s)

231 Michael Moore,
Why don't you Move On & take Al Gore with you?

Posted by: Carol at September 10, 2014 05:11 PM (sj3Ax)

232 204
Whenever I can, I throw complete passes.



FUNNY BECAUSE ROMO IS A SUCKY QB

Posted by: @BenRoethlisberger at September 10, 2014 05:11 PM (mHOnK)

233 Whenever we can we talk about real, serious issues like female genital mutilation.

Posted by: Feminists at September 10, 2014 05:11 PM (BPMYx)

234 If Obama was a spice he would be flour.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at September 10, 2014 05:11 PM (/IwQZ)

235 "227 Wherever I can, I apply my talent and good looks to raising successful television shows to a new level of broadcast excellence.
Posted by: Ted McGinley at September 10, 2014 05:10 PM (vgIRn)"

You take it back! Ted McGinley is a saint!

Look, he may have helped kill Happy Days and Love Boat, but Married with Children ran for about 7 seasons with Ted on board, and was still a quality show. His Jumping the Shark creds are at times overstated.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 10, 2014 05:12 PM (3H4Zj)

236 Whenever I can, I support my fellow small government conservatives.

Posted by: John Boehner at September 10, 2014 05:12 PM (sDapq)

237 230
Whenever I can, I throw passes to members of my own team.


O SHIT FUNNY FUCKIN CUTLER HAHAHAHA

Posted by: @BenRoethlisberger at September 10, 2014 05:12 PM (mHOnK)

238 Whenrver I can, I follow the scent trail.

Posted by: The Flehmen at September 10, 2014 05:12 PM (hNREx)

239 They ought to replace "Equal Justice, under law." with "Whenever we can, we follow the law..." on all Federal Buildings....

it sorta fits in with El Southern Border being invalid and all....

FBI gunrunning with BATFe and such

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at September 10, 2014 05:12 PM (/4AZU)

240 Whenever I can. That would be always.

Posted by: Brian Dennehy at September 10, 2014 05:13 PM (TPyu3)

241 Whenever we can, we finance our own operations and do not take taxpayer money or bother the people watching us with constant pledge drives.

Posted by: PBS at September 10, 2014 05:13 PM (OWjjx)

242 Oooohhhh....nice old school retro shot at McGinley.


Bonus points.

=)

Posted by: eleven at September 10, 2014 05:13 PM (GXZgZ)

243 Whenever I can I use whenever in a sentence.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at September 10, 2014 05:13 PM (/IwQZ)

244 Whenever I can, I follow all shipping regulations and company policies.

Posted by: Francesco Schettino at September 10, 2014 05:13 PM (JO9+V)

245 Whenever I can, I tangerine.

Posted by: Alfred at September 10, 2014 05:13 PM (BPMYx)

246 Zombie Ted Kennedy, stolen for #wheneverwecan. (Whenever I can, I copy exactly.)

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 10, 2014 05:14 PM (J0IP0)

247 Vic: "I had my roof (shingles) replaced a couple of years ago. I should be dead before they need replacing again."

Sure, sure. That's what you said when you had your moss and thatch roofing done, too.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel, Paleontologist at September 10, 2014 05:14 PM (1CroS)

248 Whenever I can, I play an interesting guitar solo.

Posted by: The Edge at September 10, 2014 05:14 PM (0HooB)

249 Whenever I can, I shit in the restroom.

Posted by: Denver EPA employee at September 10, 2014 05:14 PM (EXRiA)

250 Whenever I can, I write something funny before all the commenters get in before me and say the funny stuff first.

Posted by: blaster at September 10, 2014 05:14 PM (xKB7D)

251 Any day now, an administration hack is going to go before Congress, spread a copy of the Constitution across the desk, and take a dump on it. That's the next logical step, right?

Posted by: geeeeez at September 10, 2014 05:15 PM (ChY2Q)

252 Whenever I can, I compete to the utmost of my natural ability and innate talent.

Posted by: Lance Armstrong at September 10, 2014 05:15 PM (sDapq)

253 Can someone here give me a good reason to vote Republican?

Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 05:15 PM (eigri)

254 Look Mister IRS official i will pay ya what's owed whenever i can .

Posted by: willow at September 10, 2014 05:15 PM (nqBYe)

255 It was "wherever we can".


But I would never try to rain on a meme thrall.

Posted by: eleven at September 10, 2014 05:15 PM (GXZgZ)

256 Look, he may have helped kill Happy Days and Love Boat, but Married with Children ran for about 7 seasons with Ted on board, and was still a quality show. His Jumping the Shark creds are at times overstated.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 10, 2014 05:12 PM (3H4Zj)


Besides... he's a member of NO'MAAM... so he's AOK...

although, he did NOT score 6 touchdowns in one game for Polk High...

Posted by: Al Bundy at September 10, 2014 05:15 PM (f0pWu)

257 Whenever I can, I aim away from dresses.

Posted by: Billy Boy at September 10, 2014 05:15 PM (R5HRU)

258 Whenever I can, I take responsibilities for my failures.

Posted by: Obama at September 10, 2014 05:16 PM (zt+N6)

259 Whenever I can, I shit in the restroom.

Posted by: Denver EPA employee at September 10, 2014 05:14 PM (EXRiA)


That is quality right there.

Posted by: blaster at September 10, 2014 05:16 PM (xKB7D)

260 Whenever we can, we do not suck.

Posted by: Cleveland Browns at September 10, 2014 05:16 PM (OWjjx)

261 I don't always follow the law, but when I do, I prefer Obama's.

Posted by: Worlds Most Interesting FBI Cheef at September 10, 2014 05:16 PM (7xFRB)

262 I need to escape from this world but Amazon hasn't even shipped my copy of Destiny yet!Damn you Jeff Bezos!!

Posted by: steevy at September 10, 2014 05:16 PM (v5UtH)

263 37 Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 10, 2014 04:45 PM (1CroS)

Oh *I* laughed...

like this....

http://youtu.be/lb8fWUUXeKM

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at September 10, 2014 05:16 PM (/4AZU)

264 It was "wherever we can".

Was it? The headlines often say wherever, but the quotes seem to always say whenever. Even on this post.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 10, 2014 05:16 PM (J0IP0)

265 Whenever we can we substitute Wherever for Whenever .

Posted by: Bob Belcher at September 10, 2014 05:16 PM (/IwQZ)

266 Whenever I can, I faithfully execute the duties of my office.

Posted by: Barack Obama at September 10, 2014 05:16 PM (TPyu3)

267 258 Whenever I can, I take responsibilities for my failures.
Posted by: Obama at September 10, 2014 05:16 PM (

Now that there is funny...

Posted by: helloit's me Donna and I know nuthink! at September 10, 2014 05:16 PM (9+ccr)

268 Whenever I can-can.

Posted by: un magnifique danseur at September 10, 2014 05:16 PM (hNREx)

269 Whenever I can, I protect American ambassadors.

Posted by: President Fredo at September 10, 2014 05:16 PM (oR4fS)

270 Whenever I can, I conduct myself with the utmost propriety in interactions with the members of the opposite sex.

Posted by: Bob Filthy Filner at September 10, 2014 05:17 PM (sDapq)

271 Whenever I can, I stick to the same diet that I shove down your children's throats.

Posted by: Michelle at September 10, 2014 05:17 PM (BPMYx)

272 Since Reagan left office Republican Presidents have sucked economically. Why should I vote for Republicans?

Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 05:17 PM (eigri)

273
I follow the law in most instances.

Posted by: Patty Hearst at September 10, 2014 05:17 PM (wrvud)

274 Whenever I can, I publish my own opinions and research!

Posted by: Fareed Zakaria at September 10, 2014 05:17 PM (DLu2s)

275 Whenever I can, I pray Obama is worse than me

Posted by: Jimmuh Cawrter at September 10, 2014 05:17 PM (R5HRU)

276 Whenever I can, I use large sample sizes and rock-solid statistical methods to analyze trends in global temperatures.

Posted by: Michael Mann at September 10, 2014 05:17 PM (JO9+V)

277 Whenever I can, I wear clothes.

I wore a lovely dress to the Emmys. It looked like a used tampon.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at September 10, 2014 05:18 PM (+XMAD)

278 Whenever I can, I take a narrow stance in public restroom stalls.

Posted by: Larry Craig at September 10, 2014 05:18 PM (sDapq)

279 Whenever I can, I eschew sucking cock.

Posted by: Average Joe at September 10, 2014 05:18 PM (K1UGK)

280 264 Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 10, 2014 05:16 PM (J0IP0)

We follow his meaning not his phrasing....

trust me we get it...

"whenever it is not onerous yeah we follow the law, fuck you taxpayer."

//IRS et al

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at September 10, 2014 05:18 PM (/4AZU)

281 272 Since Reagan left office Republican Presidents have sucked economically. Why should I vote for Republicans?
Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 05:17 PM

Hey can it we're on a roll...

Posted by: helloit's me Donna and I know nuthink! at September 10, 2014 05:18 PM (9+ccr)

282
Whenever I can, I don't murder people.

Posted by: OJ Simpson at September 10, 2014 05:18 PM (wrvud)

283 You're right. Wherever in the video.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 10, 2014 05:18 PM (J0IP0)

284 Whenever we can,we're not Detroit.

Posted by: Cleveland at September 10, 2014 05:18 PM (sDapq)

285 I must say that this phrase "Wherever we can, we follow the law!" needs to be translated into Latin to replace "E pluribus unum!"

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 10, 2014 05:18 PM (o3MSL)

286 267 258 Whenever I can, I take responsibilities for my failures.
Posted by: Obama at September 10, 2014 05:16 PM (

Now that there is funny...

Posted by: helloit's me Donna and I know nuthink! at September 10, 2014 05:16 PM (9+ccr)


Well, you can't take responsibility for something that never happened...

Posted by: B. Obama at September 10, 2014 05:18 PM (f0pWu)

287 Whenever I can, I ignore Wiggle It.

Posted by: moron at September 10, 2014 05:18 PM (TPyu3)

288 Liberia's Largest Newspaper: Ebola and AIDS 'Manufactured' by US Dept. of Defense http://bit.ly/1qGgWKm via @BreitbartNews

Posted by: News of the Dumb at September 10, 2014 05:19 PM (ZPrif)

289 "Besides... he's a member of NO'MAAM... so he's AOK...

although, he did NOT score 6 touchdowns in one game for Polk High...
Posted by: Al Bundy at September 10, 2014 05:15 PM (f0pWu)"

I need to wear my NO MAAM shirt more often.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 10, 2014 05:19 PM (3H4Zj)

290 Whenever we can, we're wherever.

Posted by: Soona at September 10, 2014 05:19 PM (EXRiA)

291 Whenever I can, I stay away from Iraq. And Syria.

Posted by: Lady Bah Bah at September 10, 2014 05:19 PM (wAQA5)

292
Whenever I can, its usually tomato.

Posted by: Campbell's Soup at September 10, 2014 05:20 PM (wrvud)

293 IRS, hello Miz. Willow i see you and spouse owe us 86.00 from 1992. that we found when your employer misplaced a decimal point.
You now owe with penalties, 8,886.86 , please forward the money owed by oct.1st.

Ok Mr. IRS man, we will pay you whenever we can.

thanks.

Posted by: willow at September 10, 2014 05:20 PM (nqBYe)

294 Whenever we can, we act like totally impartial journalists

Posted by: MSNBC at September 10, 2014 05:20 PM (R5HRU)

295 Whenever we can, we don't fuck goats.

Posted by: Goatfuckers at September 10, 2014 05:20 PM (oR4fS)

296 Whenever I can, I print the legend.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 10, 2014 05:20 PM (J0IP0)

297 Whenever, wherever, we're meant to be together

Posted by: Shakira at September 10, 2014 05:20 PM (3H4Zj)

298 Liberia's Largest Newspaper: Ebola and AIDS 'Manufactured' by US Dept. of Defense http://bit.ly/1qGgWKm via @BreitbartNews

The largest newspaper in Monrovia, Liberia, has published an outrageous conspiracy theory column arguing that the United States is directly responsible for scientifically engineering the Ebola virus in a bioterrorism lab and injecting Africans with it through the guise of vaccinations.

Posted by: News of the Dumb at September 10, 2014 05:20 PM (ZPrif)

299 285 Posted by: Hrothgar at September 10, 2014 05:18 PM (o3MSL)


Ubi possumus legem sequi

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at September 10, 2014 05:20 PM (/4AZU)

300 Koskinen and the IRS in general are 'entitled' to their "opinion." But the law itself includes 'suggestions' for dealing with ass holes like them. But when the entire Obama Administration is comprised of ass holes like them, the system breaks down.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 10, 2014 05:20 PM (JI4YZ)

301 So by wherever--do they mean--like when they are in--

Colorado?

Posted by: Grammar Nanny at September 10, 2014 05:21 PM (RJMhd)

302 281
Did I write something not true? Since Reagan left office, Clinton and Obama have created more jobs than the 2 Bushes. The economy is recovering and we are back to 90's style job growth. Why should I vote Republican?

Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 05:21 PM (eigri)

303 we comply with laws whenver we can, but sometimes ya know, the need to speed is just too tempting.

Posted by: willow at September 10, 2014 05:21 PM (nqBYe)

304 Wherever I can, I use footnotes.

Posted by: John Walsh at September 10, 2014 05:21 PM (K1UGK)

305 Whenever I can, I avoid stirring up racial discord.

Posted by: Al Sharpton at September 10, 2014 05:21 PM (DLu2s)

306 Whenever I can, I read MUMR and nod in quiet awe at his little wrinkled nuggets of wisdom which he leaves like a passive aggressive house cat.

Posted by: Art Cognomen at September 10, 2014 05:21 PM (RwwCT)

307 >> It was "wherever we can".

Was it? The headlines often say wherever, but the quotes seem to always say whenever. Even on this post.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair


Video
http://youtu.be/DGLI1fS9zhs

He said "Wherever" at ~ 0:55

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 10, 2014 05:21 PM (kAPuS)

308 Whenever I can, I follow the IRS code. I'm sure this will fly with the auditors.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at September 10, 2014 05:21 PM (U4SLf)

Posted by: Marcel Marceau at September 10, 2014 05:21 PM (0HooB)

310 Whenever I can, I use only one square of TP.

Posted by: Sheryl "Dingleberries" Crow at September 10, 2014 05:22 PM (wAQA5)

311 Posted by: Marcel Marceau

I laughed silently.

Posted by: Theodore Rex at September 10, 2014 05:22 PM (K1UGK)

312 298
Liberia's Largest Newspaper: Ebola and AIDS 'Manufactured' by US Dept. of Defense http://bit.ly/1qGgWKm via @BreitbartNews



The largest newspaper in Monrovia, Liberia, has published an
outrageous conspiracy theory column arguing that the United States is
directly responsible for scientifically engineering the Ebola virus in a
bioterrorism lab and injecting Africans with it through the guise of
vaccinations.

Posted by: News of the Dumb at September 10, 2014 05:20 PM (ZPrif)

Whenever we can, we avoid using Africa as a testbed for bioweapons.

Posted by: Department of Defense at September 10, 2014 05:22 PM (sDapq)

313 Whenever I can I don't say something incandescently stupid.

Posted by: Matt Yglesias at September 10, 2014 05:22 PM (g1DWB)

314 302 Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 05:21 PM (eigri)

BWAHAHAHA

Obama has not created shit....

we are STILL not at the U6 UE % he "evilly inherited"....

troll away troll....

Clinton cruised on Reagan and Bush's economy and let Congress do the driving....

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at September 10, 2014 05:23 PM (/4AZU)

315
Did I write something not true?

Yes. Whenever you can.

Posted by: Yep at September 10, 2014 05:23 PM (wrvud)

316 Look, he may have helped kill Happy Days and Love Boat, but Married with
Children ran for about 7 seasons with Ted on board, and was still a
quality show.


NERRRRRRRRRRDS!

Posted by: Fred "The Ogre" Palowakski, Alpha Beta at September 10, 2014 05:23 PM (/kI1Q)

317 anyway all an all it IS a weird statement .
goes with the , not a smidgeon of corruption pretty well.

Posted by: willow at September 10, 2014 05:23 PM (nqBYe)

318 310
Whenever I can, I use only one square of TP.

Posted by: Sheryl "Dingleberries" Crow at September 10, 2014 05:22 PM (wAQA5)

Can you spare a square?

Posted by: Elaine Benes at September 10, 2014 05:23 PM (sDapq)

319 Whenever I can, I use a mason jar and make homemade artisanal pickles.

Posted by: That weird guy who works at Sur La Table at September 10, 2014 05:23 PM (3H4Zj)

320 Wherever we can, we follow the law. Wherever we can't , we deny everything .

Posted by: Bob Belcher at September 10, 2014 05:23 PM (/IwQZ)

321 271 Whenever I can, I stick to the same diet that I shove down your children's throats.
Posted by: Michelle at Septem

yo hubby's dick? Sick

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, fighting the ban at September 10, 2014 05:23 PM (2Aj5D)

322 Whenever we can, we don't fuck goats.Posted by: Goatfuckers at September 10, 2014 05:20 PM (oR4fS) ................................That's what I was afraid of.

Posted by: Lady Bah Bah at September 10, 2014 05:23 PM (wAQA5)

323 The largest newspaper in Monrovia, Liberia, has
published an outrageous conspiracy theory column arguing that the United
States is directly responsible for scientifically engineering the Ebola
virus in a bioterrorism lab and injecting Africans with it through the
guise of vaccinations.

Posted by: News of the Dumb


I guess that means we can look forward to Liberian terrorists. Say, something on the lines of deliberately exposing people to Ebola and putting them on US-bound flights before they display symptoms. Sure, TSA will catch 99.999% of them, but one will always get through. (do I really need to say it?)

Posted by: pep at September 10, 2014 05:23 PM (4nR9/)

324 Wherever I can, I engage in an open minded debate.

Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 05:24 PM (K1UGK)

325 The IRS is conspiring to establish an ideological, totalitarian, politicized Surveillance State.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 10, 2014 05:24 PM (JI4YZ)

326 is this Their personal.

depending what Is-is?

Posted by: willow at September 10, 2014 05:24 PM (nqBYe)

327 300 Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 10, 2014 05:20 PM (JI4YZ)

http://youtu.be/n73lXCzJUZ4

The Merry Go Round Broke Down

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at September 10, 2014 05:24 PM (/4AZU)

328 Where do we go from here? Either there will never be a law that our public servants won't break or we completely clean out the fever swamps of these assholes.

Posted by: Cheri at September 10, 2014 05:24 PM (ZFPMM)

329 Wherever I can, I attribute almost every historical or geological fact to natural causes or human intelligence.

Posted by: Giorgio Tsoukalos at September 10, 2014 05:24 PM (vgIRn)

330 Har
Har
Hardee
Har
Har....

Posted by: backhoe at September 10, 2014 05:24 PM (ULH4o)

331 President Fredo,
You are resigning tonight? If not you really must do what's best foe The United States!

You're doing a horrible job & we know you are trying to turn us into a nation if pussies!

Posted by: Carol at September 10, 2014 05:25 PM (sj3Ax)

332
He said "Wherever"

Whatever.

Posted by: J/K at September 10, 2014 05:25 PM (wrvud)

333 Whenever we can we report the news.

Posted by: The MFM at September 10, 2014 05:25 PM (xKB7D)

334 And the DoJ is in on it.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 10, 2014 05:25 PM (JI4YZ)

335 Whenever I can, I stick my dick in vaginas.

Posted by: Couchfucker at September 10, 2014 05:25 PM (oR4fS)

336 Supercilious toad.

Posted by: Madamex at September 10, 2014 05:25 PM (vaWdD)

337 As is the White House.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 10, 2014 05:25 PM (JI4YZ)

338 Whenever we can, we will stand forever.

Posted by: The Roman Empire at September 10, 2014 05:26 PM (TPyu3)

339 exposing people to Ebola and putting them on US-bound flights before they display symptoms. Sure, TSA will catch 99.999% of them...

On Strike!

Posted by: TSA union at September 10, 2014 05:26 PM (mHOnK)

340 Whenever I can, I unpeel my lips from Obama's butt.

Posted by: Krugman at September 10, 2014 05:26 PM (+XMAD)

341 328 Posted by: Cheri at September 10, 2014 05:24 PM (ZFPMM)

A right wing under the thrall of the Andrew WK as Yogi will never be unified to clean up the swamp ma'am....

the right would rather have comity than reciprocity or reformation and as such we'll get none of the above....

BUT

we'll be HOPPY

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at September 10, 2014 05:26 PM (/4AZU)

342 Whenever I can, I follow the law against hoarding black-market Viagra and amyl nitrate.

Posted by: Phinn at September 10, 2014 05:26 PM (i5GO4)

343 Whenever I can, I mindlessly comment on AoS.

Posted by: Soona at September 10, 2014 05:26 PM (EXRiA)

344 Whenever we can, we enforce the law, equally.

Posted by: Eric Holder at September 10, 2014 05:26 PM (xKB7D)

345 Whenever I can, I try to tone down my hipness.

Posted by: Matty Yglesias at September 10, 2014 05:26 PM (RJMhd)

346 Did I say that? What I meant to say is, whenever we can, we target conservatives.

Posted by: IRS Comm. Koskinen at September 10, 2014 05:26 PM (GSIDW)

347 Whenever I can, I post "First".

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 10, 2014 05:27 PM (1CroS)

348 "I'm going to talk to you about the law. We serve the law. We honor the law. And sometimes, we obey the law. But this is not one of those times."
Herb Myerson

Famous quotes from movies(Intolerable Cruelty) and the IRS.

Posted by: Jen at September 10, 2014 05:27 PM (Zm/1F)

349 The law, the money, the hard drives can we follow something somewhere or are we going to keep wandering?

Posted by: DaveA at September 10, 2014 05:27 PM (DL2i+)

350 Wherever I can, I attribute almost every historical or geological fact to natural causes or human intelligence.

Posted by: Giorgio Tsoukalos at September 10, 2014 05:24 PM (vgIRn)


...with the rest of your time standing in front of a really powerful fan.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 10, 2014 05:27 PM (FMbng)

351 Whenever I can--I admit I might not have THE answer.

Posted by: Thomas Friedman at September 10, 2014 05:27 PM (RJMhd)

352 Whenever I can, I say "Wherever I can".

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 10, 2014 05:27 PM (LAeJj)

353 Whenever I can, I don't party.

Posted by: Andrew WK at September 10, 2014 05:27 PM (3H4Zj)

354 Can you spare a square?
Posted by: Elaine Benes at September 10, 2014 05:23 PM (sDapq) Only one? Or is this one of those pesky occasions?

Posted by: Sheryl "Dingleberries" Crow at September 10, 2014 05:27 PM (wAQA5)

355 Whenever Bob Dole can.

Posted by: Bob Dole at September 10, 2014 05:28 PM (TPyu3)

356 317
anyway all an all it IS a weird statement .

goes with the , not a smidgeon of corruption pretty well.

Posted by: willow


At the risk of drawing concentrated fire, I really think Koskinen said that tongue-in-cheek. He was being cute. That's a bad idea in an IRS commissioner, especially a criminal one.

Posted by: pep at September 10, 2014 05:28 PM (4nR9/)

357 Whenever I can, I try to be perfectly clear.

Posted by: Barack Obama at September 10, 2014 05:28 PM (sDapq)

358 Wherever we can, we play entertaining dominate football.

Posted by: Big Ten Conference at September 10, 2014 05:28 PM (U4SLf)

359 Whenever we can, we destroy emails.

Posted by: IRS flunkies at September 10, 2014 05:28 PM (GSIDW)

360 353 Posted by: Andrew WK at September 10, 2014 05:27 PM (3H4Zj)

Whenever I can, I hoppy.....

//Sven J Olafson

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at September 10, 2014 05:28 PM (/4AZU)

361 Whenever I can, I try not to be cute during Congressional testimony

Posted by: blaster at September 10, 2014 05:29 PM (xKB7D)

362 Whereever we can, we arrest and imprison Muslim rapists who prey on children.

Posted by: The kindly bobbies of the Rotterham Police Dept. at September 10, 2014 05:29 PM (+XMAD)

363 314
The economy was stagnant after Reagan and before Clinton. The early 90's economy was anemic. Clinton did not ride on anything related to Reagan. Bush I killed the Reagan boom with high taxes and increased spending. Clinton brought in fiscal discipline and it helped having a fiscal conservative Republican Congress.

Since the recession ended, 10 million jobs have been created. Obama's per month job growth is more than Bush II. The stock market is at all time highs and the budget deficit has been cut 60%. By any economic measure, Obama beats Bush II.

Why should I vote Republican?

Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 05:29 PM (eigri)

364 Wherever we can, we allow Free Speech.

Posted by: Berkeley Chancellor at September 10, 2014 05:29 PM (mHOnK)

365 Whenever I can, I go to work....you know......like now.

Posted by: Soona at September 10, 2014 05:29 PM (EXRiA)

366 Wait, willow has been in for 50 comments.

I sense a new post coming.

Posted by: blaster at September 10, 2014 05:29 PM (xKB7D)

367 Whenever I can, I get tenure.

Posted by: DOCTOR Amy Bishop at September 10, 2014 05:30 PM (TPyu3)

368 DaveA: "...or are we going to keep wandering?"

Like the Jews... only longer.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 10, 2014 05:30 PM (1CroS)

369 Whenever I can, I read the whole post before commenting.

Posted by: HoboJerk, Re-branded at September 10, 2014 05:30 PM (E8IHS)

370 Whenever we can we pay taxes

Posted by: General Electric at September 10, 2014 05:30 PM (GgQK3)

371 In the "natural" order of societal organization, the strong rule the weak in the most brutal, vicious, and immoral manner possible. And Progress, Atheism, and Leftism are quite "naturalistic."

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 10, 2014 05:30 PM (JI4YZ)

372 Eric Holder,
Stop using race as excuse to investigate police departments!
You too are doing a bad job.

Posted by: Carol at September 10, 2014 05:30 PM (sj3Ax)

373 Clinton brought in fiscal discipline and it helped having a fiscal conservative Republican Congress.


Know how I know you're just trolling us?

Posted by: pep at September 10, 2014 05:31 PM (4nR9/)

374

Wherever we can, we follow the law...

Can you in DC?
How about Texas?
Or, where Tea Party people live?
How about at the border?
Can you follow the law in Minnesota?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 10, 2014 05:31 PM (IXrOn)

375 Wherever we can, we allow T-shirts on stage.

Posted by: Mr. Paul Anka at September 10, 2014 05:31 PM (Ks4nX)

376 Shorter Koskinen: "How does my ass taste?"

Posted by: blaster at September 10, 2014 05:31 PM (xKB7D)

377 pep, i know this is a shallow comment, But His behavior along with his looks remind me of a snake.

(bet i'm on an irs list now)

Posted by: willow at September 10, 2014 05:31 PM (nqBYe)

378 Whenever I can, I take things from Hot Air and Insty -ACE

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, fighting the ban at September 10, 2014 05:31 PM (2Aj5D)

379 Whenever I can, I get sucked into reading MUMR comments before realizing they are MUMR comments.

Posted by: flounder at September 10, 2014 05:31 PM (sDapq)

380 375 Wherever we can, we allow T-shirts on stage.
Posted by: Mr. Paul Anka at September 10, 2014 05:31 PM (Ks4nX)

Whenever I can I move, and when I move I slice like a f'ing hammer.

Posted by: HoboJerk, Re-branded at September 10, 2014 05:32 PM (E8IHS)

381 At the risk of drawing concentrated fire, I really think Koskinen said that tongue-in-cheek. He was being cute. That's a bad idea in an IRS commissioner, especially a criminal one.


Posted by: pep at September 10, 2014 05:28 PM (4nR9/)


the jokes you tell... say a LOT about what you are really thinking.

That he would joke at all about breaking the law? When he is charge of implementing the Tax Law of the US? of Enforcing it on us citizens?

Racists tell racist jokes... criminals tell jokes about criminals...

Posted by: B. Obama at September 10, 2014 05:32 PM (f0pWu)

382 373
Clinton was more fiscally conservative than Bush I and II.

Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 05:32 PM (eigri)

383 Sorry, Carol.

I will try to do better.

WHEN I CAN!!!!!

Posted by: Eric Holder at September 10, 2014 05:32 PM (xKB7D)

384 What a fucking dirt bag.

Posted by: maddogg at September 10, 2014 05:32 PM (xWW96)

385 Wherever we can, we shit our pants.

Posted by: Al Roker, with apologies to any and all previous Al Rokers at September 10, 2014 05:33 PM (wAQA5)

386 Posted by: Cheri at September 10, 2014 05:24 PM (ZFPMM)


But, our IRS commissioner will mostly follow the law!

Posted by: GOPe at September 10, 2014 05:33 PM (o3MSL)

387 Whenever I can, I follow the Ten Suggestions.

Posted by: YOUR Minnesota Lutheran at September 10, 2014 05:33 PM (hNREx)

388 377
pep, i know this is a shallow comment, But His behavior along with his looks remind me of a snake


I'd have gone with a psychotic tarsier, but okay.

Posted by: pep at September 10, 2014 05:33 PM (4nR9/)

389 If only we had a REAL opposition party.
Republicans and Team GOPe are just as bad as the Democrats!
Anyone who votes Repubs is basically a retard.
I mean, do they think we're stupid?

Posted by: Not a DNC Moby, No Sir, No Way at September 10, 2014 05:33 PM (ZPrif)

390 Whenever I can I tell Hector to shut the fuck up.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 10, 2014 05:33 PM (g1DWB)

391 Whenever we can, we build quality vehicles that don't need constant recalls.

Posted by: General Motors at September 10, 2014 05:33 PM (DLu2s)

392 The fact is post Reagan, Democrat Presidents have outperformed Republican Presidents economically.

Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 05:34 PM (eigri)

393 363 Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 05:29 PM (eigri)

Horsefuck Wigga but charming horsefuck...

The economy was stagfnant means it had grown bound since Dhimmi Carter the Forgotten Donk Ass Motherfucker....

I'll say again what is Ogabe's U-6 UE # compared to W?

Oh and don't look now Clinton had three bubbles propping up that number left Bush in a recession and Bush grew the economy back from the Tech Bubble popping and 9/11....

had your boyfriend Schumer nopt shat out the bank implosion when he did this whole mess would have been Ogabe's...

UE3 is falling not because the economy is growing but because we are bleeding into U6 legacy UE....

and Preznit Boyfriend grew the debt 7 trillion dollars and has our financial markets addicted to monopoly money.....

all great things....

what's inflation at because of how much we've debauched the currency princess?

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at September 10, 2014 05:34 PM (/4AZU)

394 These Ma Dickers just don't give a fuck that they are seen as totally corrupt by the public. Sons of two bit crack whores.

Posted by: maddogg at September 10, 2014 05:34 PM (xWW96)

395 Wiggle - revisionist history at its highest. Newt dragged Clinton to that destination not in spite of it.

But by all means keep voting for lying incompetence.

Posted by: Cheri at September 10, 2014 05:34 PM (ZFPMM)

396 Whenever I can, I don't taze you.

Posted by: Bro at September 10, 2014 05:34 PM (TPyu3)

397
Wherever we can, we follow the law...

Can you in DC?
How about Texas?
Or, where Tea Party people live?
How about at the border?
Can you follow the law in Minnesota?


Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 10, 2014 05:31 PM (IXrOn)


Can you do it on Plane?
Can you do it on a Train?

Can you start to audit breitbart?
Is that just a really good start?

Posted by: Dr. Suess, IG at September 10, 2014 05:34 PM (f0pWu)

398 Let's face it, Clinton was the only Republican president we've had in 30 years.

Posted by: Not a DNC Moby, No Sir, No Way at September 10, 2014 05:34 PM (ZPrif)

399 when i watch him i expect a lizard tongue to come sliding out.

Posted by: willow at September 10, 2014 05:34 PM (nqBYe)

400 I've said it before and I'll say it again:

Take the specific article of impeachment against Richard Nixon written in 1974 which alleged Nixon's politicization of the IRS -- an article _originally written by Democrats_ -- change the names and a few particulars, and re-issue it against Barack Obama. Add on spoliation of evidence.

Noting as you do, of course, that the article in question was _originally written by Democrats_, and drawing a big vivid underscore beneath the point that Democrats are infuriated about IRS abuses if and only if they themselves are the intended targets.

The House would impeach easily. Of course the Senate won't then vote to remove Obama. So what? Do it anyway. Make the Democratic senatorial delegation look impossibly hypocritical. There's no way for them to walk away from _that_ smelling like roses.

There was a strong sentiment among average voters in the 1990s that impeachment over Presidential adultery (which is how Democrats were able to couch the debate) was going too far.

I would bet you will not find impeachment over IRS weaponization to be viewed with similar indulgent lenience. The tax man is not well liked as it is.

Posted by: torquewrench at September 10, 2014 05:34 PM (noWW6)

401 390 Posted by: JackStraw at September 10, 2014 05:33 PM (g1DWB)

A rare total agreement Jack...

of course Yector must be worried he is not even trying his usual "REAL REPUBLICANS LOVE FRUM" schtick....

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at September 10, 2014 05:35 PM (/4AZU)

402 Wherever we can, we shit our pants.

Posted by: Al Roker, with apologies to any and all previous Al Rokers at September 10, 2014 05:33 PM (wAQA5)


Flag on the play. And I don't care if others have gotten away with it.

This isn't how this works. This isn't how any of this works.

The thing is, "whenever you can" you do the thing you are always supposed to do. So proper form of this one would be:

Wherever we can, we don't shit our pants.

Posted by: Al Roker, with apologies to any and all previous Al Rokers at September 10, 2014 05:33 PM (wAQA5)



Posted by: blaster at September 10, 2014 05:35 PM (xKB7D)

403 Wherever we can we try and maintain a secure database.

Posted by: Target at September 10, 2014 05:35 PM (t/Wod)

404 Sorry #2.

#3 is the winnah.

Though they shoulda socked NWA.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at September 10, 2014 05:36 PM (/djtm)

405 384 What a fucking dirt bag.
Posted by: maddogg at September 10,

No, I have more respect for a dirt bag.

I put him into the same category as a child molester.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, fighting the ban at September 10, 2014 05:36 PM (2Aj5D)

406
Whenever I can, I go home.

Posted by: The Penis at September 10, 2014 05:37 PM (wrvud)

407 Time to leave.......see you later.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, fighting the ban at September 10, 2014 05:37 PM (2Aj5D)

408 Wherever we can, we follow the law. With baseball bats and large rocks.

Posted by: upstanding citizens of Ferguson at September 10, 2014 05:37 PM (wAQA5)

409 Ah Sven10077 - we are adrift and surrounded by idiots.

Posted by: Cheri at September 10, 2014 05:37 PM (ZFPMM)

410 One bright spot,this Ray Rice thing make be the end for that slimy douche Roger Goodell.

Posted by: steevy at September 10, 2014 05:37 PM (v5UtH)

411 when i watch him i expect a lizard tongue to come sliding out.



ala, The Strain.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 10, 2014 05:37 PM (7eJ1P)

412 Whenever I can, I avoid sucking a bag of dicks.

Posted by: Barack Obama at September 10, 2014 05:37 PM (sDapq)

413 Wherever I can, I don't bang underage teens and their mom in hotel rooms and videotape our escapades.

Posted by: Rob Lowe at September 10, 2014 05:37 PM (JO9+V)

414 Wherever I can, I read the articles too.

Posted by: Andrew at September 10, 2014 05:37 PM (TaO1J)

415 "By any economic measure, Obama beats Bush II." What tired mewling from Wiggle It.

http://tinyurl.com/lotjxzj

I don't think "any" means what you think it means. Soros is not getting his money's worth from you.

Posted by: duke at September 10, 2014 05:38 PM (ChY2Q)

416 Whenever I can, I go home.

Posted by: The Penis at September 10, 2014 05:37 PM (wrvud)


Also acceptable form. A twofer, getting in a callback to a previous thread.

Posted by: blaster at September 10, 2014 05:38 PM (xKB7D)

417 392 The fact is post Reagan, Democrat Presidents have outperformed Republican Presidents economically.
Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 05:34 PM (eigri)

**************

Tech bubbles are your friend.

Posted by: Thomas Friedman at September 10, 2014 05:38 PM (RJMhd)

418 392 The fact is post Reagan, Democrat Presidents have outperformed Republican Presidents economically.

Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 05:34 PM (eigri)


Not once you take out both Quantitative Easing, and Deficit Spending...

Take those out, and we have been in a depression since Obama took Office.

Americans are making LESS money, and that money has LESS buying power... so they are getting hit by a two front war caused by Government spending.... and the Fed Reserves Keynesian Economic Policies (which are about to fail catastrophically...).

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 10, 2014 05:38 PM (f0pWu)

419 Whenever I can,I try to be polite and accommodating to trolls.

Posted by: steevy at September 10, 2014 05:38 PM (v5UtH)

420
Whenever I can, I throw a right uppercut. Otherwise its a left hook.

Posted by: Ray Rice at September 10, 2014 05:39 PM (wrvud)

421 389 If only we had a REAL opposition party.
Republicans and Team GOPe are just as bad as the Democrats!
Anyone who votes Repubs is basically a retard.
I mean, do they think we're stupid?

Posted by: Not a DNC Moby, No Sir, No Way at September 10, 2014 05:33 PM (ZPrif)

-----------

This!

Heh.

Posted by: wheatie at September 10, 2014 05:39 PM (LcQ0i)

422 If Goodell lied about seeing the tape, or if he had it and chose not to watch it during his "investigation", he's toast.

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 10, 2014 05:39 PM (2cS/G)

423 Fortunately for us, and unfortunately for you serfs, we live on Can't Road, and every location we operate from is in the Land of Can't.

Posted by: John Koskinen at September 10, 2014 05:40 PM (o44nj)

424 when i watch him i expect a lizard tongue to come sliding out.

Posted by: willow at September 10, 2014 05:34 PM (nqBYe)


I see him as a cross between Golem from Lord of the Rings and the guy who's head pops out in Men in Black.

Both, heads, I think of as a t-ball, t'd up to whack with a bat. (I'm not really violent, it's just a nice image.)

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 10, 2014 05:40 PM (IXrOn)

425 Wherever I can, I avoid betting on baseball games while I'm a player-manager.

Posted by: Pete Rose at September 10, 2014 05:40 PM (JO9+V)

426 !

Posted by: Marcel Marceau at September 10, 2014 05:40 PM (0HooB)

427 393
Bush II had anemic growth. Under Bush II the average job growth was 135,000 per month. Under Clinton, the average was 250,000 per month. Bush inherited low unemployment.. It peaked at 6.2 in 2002 and bush got it down to 4.4 by 2007. Clinton inherited UE of 7.6% and got it down to 3.7% by 99.

Face it, Bush I and Bush II were economic failures.

Obama has reduced UE from 11% to 6.1%. Since the recession ended, 10 million jobs have been created. Bush only created 7 million, of which 4 million were lost in his final year.

Facts are not your friend.

Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 05:40 PM (eigri)

428 Whenever I can, I respect the opinions of trolls.

Posted by: davidt at September 10, 2014 05:40 PM (TPyu3)

429 Whenever we can, we set up opposition to the Democrats.

Posted by: The GOP at September 10, 2014 05:40 PM (xKB7D)

430 Can someone here give me a good reason to vote Republican?


The press will attempt to hold them accountable.

Posted by: fluffy at September 10, 2014 05:40 PM (Ua6T/)

431 What could possibly be preventing the IRS from following the law?

THis is such a mystery.

Posted by: AMartel at September 10, 2014 05:41 PM (WWgnZ)

432 410 Posted by: Cheri at September 10, 2014 05:37 PM (ZFPMM)


Quite of course I understand the people who just want to smile and imagine this all goes away...

I don't hate the Don't Angrey, Be Hoppy brigade I envy them.....

maybe if I(forgive my indelicacy) just WISH and smile about Little Sven growing to be 18 inches I won't have to take the time and effort to be a great lover with my inadequate tackle for Ms10077....

maybe the 6250 of my remaining debt load will just vanish from the bank ledger...

etc etc etc

I understand the moderates being marched like the Pied Piper's kids to Andrew WK's profundity....

I don't condone it but I grasp it.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at September 10, 2014 05:41 PM (/4AZU)

433 If Goodell lied about seeing the tape, or if he had it and chose not to watch it during his "investigation", he's toast.

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 10, 2014 05:39 PM (2cS/G)


The line to catch Jane Skinner on the rebound starts over there.

Posted by: steveegg at September 10, 2014 05:41 PM (o44nj)

434
Whenever I can, I don't look.

Posted by: Weiner's Cell phone at September 10, 2014 05:41 PM (RJMhd)

435 Wherever I can I avoid switch raping the interns.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at September 10, 2014 05:41 PM (t/Wod)

436 417 and 418
Can you 2 really claim that Bush I and Bush II were economic successes?

Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 05:41 PM (eigri)

437 430 Posted by: fluffy at September 10, 2014 05:40 PM (Ua6T/)

Shhh don't let it in on the gag...

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at September 10, 2014 05:41 PM (/4AZU)

438 Wherever I can I lay off the hard stuff.

Posted by: Zombie Amy Winehouse at September 10, 2014 05:42 PM (JO9+V)

439

Is it just me who's worried about Scotch supplies if Scotland separates from the UK?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 10, 2014 05:42 PM (IXrOn)

440 boy , I sure am concerned about the Republican party.

Very.


Concerned.

Posted by: Waggle It at September 10, 2014 05:42 PM (mHOnK)

441 436 Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 05:41 PM (eigri)

Both had superior U6 UE%s and ran leaner governments than your Cuckholder mi amigo.....

do go on....

17 trillion and growing.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at September 10, 2014 05:42 PM (/4AZU)

442 wherever we can, we dont hang tyrants

Posted by: Grad School Fool at September 10, 2014 05:43 PM (A9KzJ)

443 Can someone here give me a good reason to vote Republican?
The press will attempt to hold them accountable.



...whenever they can.

Posted by: fluffy at September 10, 2014 05:43 PM (Ua6T/)

444
402
Jeeb now I'm confused... and I really, really gotta go. OK, so... wherever we can, we bring spare underwear?

Posted by: Al Roker, with apologies to any and all previous Al Rokers at September 10, 2014 05:43 PM (wAQA5)

445 At the very least, a sense of idealism is necessary. But bureaucrats are certainly not idealistic.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 10, 2014 05:43 PM (OxW5f)

446 I don't always follow the law, but when I don't I shred hard drives and manipulate leaks from Congressional investigative committees.

Posted by: Worlds Least Interesting Administration at September 10, 2014 05:44 PM (HEo6y)

447 Whenever I can, I try to remember Congress writes the budget.

Posted by: it wiggles at September 10, 2014 05:44 PM (TPyu3)

448 Can someone here give me a good reason to vote Republican?

Piss off your leftie friends and family?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 10, 2014 05:44 PM (IXrOn)

449 Is it just me who's worried about Scotch supplies if Scotland separates from the UK?


Probably. Scotch isn't Bourbon, so who cares?

Posted by: garrett at September 10, 2014 05:44 PM (t/Wod)

450 427 Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 05:40 PM (eigri)

Wigga let's try again....

U3 is simple annual unemployment and can show churn in an economy....

Giggles U3 is bleeding into u^ long term UE....

keep fucking that chicken boyo.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at September 10, 2014 05:44 PM (/4AZU)

451 If it burns when you pee (like me) just

Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 05:44 PM (HstNY)

452 Whenever I can I take a hint that a thread is dead... RIP...

Posted by: helloit's me Donna and I know nuthink! at September 10, 2014 05:44 PM (9+ccr)

453 Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 05:40 PM (eigri)

andddd.. how many of those 'created' jobs are PART TIME? (under O).

And Clinton had good job growth... because the Economy was doing well... because Ross Perot forced Clinton and the repubs to balance the budget....

Note, since deficit spending once again increased... private sector job growth tanked...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 10, 2014 05:44 PM (f0pWu)

454 Wherever I can, I stay faithful to Hillary.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at September 10, 2014 05:44 PM (mx5oN)

455 Wherever I can, whatever you do, I will be right here waiting for you.

Posted by: Richard Marx at September 10, 2014 05:44 PM (vgIRn)

456 Hey, wiggle it, what does the participation rate look like during that same time period?

Posted by: Lauren at September 10, 2014 05:44 PM (BPMYx)

457 Facts are not your friend.

Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 05:40 PM (eigri)


They certainly are not yours. If the Pelosi-Obama-Reid Economy had not chased so many working-age people into welfare, the unemployment rate would still be 8.8%.

Oh, one more thing - the Bush-era record unemployment rate was 7.8%...in January 2009 (the survey was taken just before your Zero assumed the Presidency).

Posted by: steveegg at September 10, 2014 05:45 PM (o44nj)

458 Wherever I can, I follow the law...

Not below the belt, nor above the chin.


Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 10, 2014 05:45 PM (IXrOn)

459 For the head of an organization to lie about his knowledge of a violent threat ... Unacceptable.

Posted by: The Media at September 10, 2014 05:46 PM (ZPrif)

460 253
Can someone here give me a good reason to vote Republican?

Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 05:15 PM (eigri)

Whenever I can, I vote for the democrat, at least twice, if necessary.

Posted by: Gargle It at September 10, 2014 05:46 PM (sDapq)

461 Wiggle is only here because the SCOAMF is such a huge failure. That would be the only reason for him to troll this blog.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 10, 2014 05:46 PM (IXrOn)

462 Thank you, Eric Holder!

But you must stop trying to divide the country & tell your buddy SCOAMF!!

Posted by: Carol at September 10, 2014 05:46 PM (sj3Ax)

463 A pandemic of Atheism, immorality, and the sheer Nihilistic Will to Power is not an ideal.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 10, 2014 05:46 PM (OxW5f)

464 441
Obama has a lower UE rate than Bush I did. Obama's job growth surpasses Bush II. Bush I and II ran up the deficit.

Clinton was the best President for the economy out of the 4 of them. If you have not notices, job growth has been gangbusters the last 7 months. Its been the best run since 99.

Face it, the post Reagan Republican party sucks economically.

Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 05:46 PM (eigri)

465 John Koskinen is a Fucking Cocksucker!

Posted by: A at September 10, 2014 05:46 PM (x+ca5)

466 Whenever I can I don't horsewhip 2-legged jackasses. Nor use a gutta percha cane on 'em, neither.

Posted by: Mule Man at September 10, 2014 05:47 PM (hNREx)

467 Wherever he may go, I will follow him.

Posted by: Little Peggy March at September 10, 2014 05:47 PM (0HooB)

468


Wherever I can...

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at September 10, 2014 05:47 PM (IXrOn)

469 Wherever I can, I apply the law without racial or political bias.

Posted by: Eric Holder at September 10, 2014 05:47 PM (mx5oN)

470 Is it just me who's worried about Scotch supplies if Scotland separates from the UK?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette


That will be their major export, so perhaps prices will rise. Me, I'm going on a Scottish distillery tour in 3 weeks, so I'm thinking "samples".

Posted by: pep at September 10, 2014 05:47 PM (4nR9/)

471 461 Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 10, 2014 05:46 PM (IXrOn)

BUT BUT HE CREATED 10 MILLION JOBZ!!!

//Wigga

at a cost of seven trillion....

so it is like a 700,000 check to each new hire right?

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at September 10, 2014 05:48 PM (/4AZU)

472 Wiggle is only here because the SCOAMF is such a huge failure. That would be the only reason for him to troll this blog.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 10, 2014 05:46 PM (IXrOn)


I thought the troll was here to provide us Ogres with a little dinner.

UURP!

Posted by: steveegg at September 10, 2014 05:48 PM (o44nj)

473 Yay part time job growth! Now we can all be perpetual college kids, just like our betters in this administration.

Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 05:48 PM (HstNY)

474 A new troll and disruptor- how charming....

Posted by: backhoe at September 10, 2014 05:48 PM (ULH4o)

475 Except to Darwinists.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 10, 2014 05:48 PM (OxW5f)

476 BUT WHO WAS LAW?

Posted by: blaster at September 10, 2014 05:48 PM (xKB7D)

477 Is it just me who's worried about Scotch supplies
if Scotland separates from the UK?




That's really their only cash crop/export. Maybe we can get more.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 10, 2014 05:48 PM (C10Bt)

478 Whenever I can, I provide a nutritious breakfast.

Posted by: Kaboom cereal at September 10, 2014 05:48 PM (m0le6)

479 Wherever I can, I put my boogers under the table and don't eat them.

Posted by: Wiggle Waggle at September 10, 2014 05:48 PM (JO9+V)

480 457
Job growth under Bush II was anemic at 135,000 a month. Only 7 million new jobs were created by Dec. 2007. 4 million of which was gone by Jan. 09. That leave Bush with a net gain of only 3 million jobs of his whole Presidency.

Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 05:49 PM (eigri)

481 Probably. Scotch isn't Bourbon, so who cares?

Posted by: garrett


Yeah, I can't tell you how many times I've been drinking single malt and thought to myself, "you know what would make this better?, something that tastes like JuicyFruit gum".

Posted by: pep at September 10, 2014 05:49 PM (4nR9/)

482 The law?

Posted by: If Charlie Gibson were head of the IRS at September 10, 2014 05:49 PM (xKB7D)

483 Who cares about scotch? I'm worried about scotch tape.

Posted by: anon a mouse at September 10, 2014 05:50 PM (fvfPV)

484 Wherever I can, I stay fully clothed.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at September 10, 2014 05:50 PM (mx5oN)

485 Whenever I can, I don't bleed out your asshole.

Posted by: Ebola at September 10, 2014 05:50 PM (R5/ES)

486 John Koskinen is a Fucking Cocksucker!



Whenever he can.....

Posted by: rickb223 at September 10, 2014 05:50 PM (C10Bt)

487 Whenever I can, I ... ah screw it. What difference, at this point, does it make?

Posted by: Cankles Rotten Clinton at September 10, 2014 05:50 PM (G1XMn)

488 Whenever I can I try to defend Obozo by blaming Bush!

Posted by: Wiggly Waggly at September 10, 2014 05:50 PM (ZFPMM)

489 453
Bush II was to the left of Bill Clinton on economic/fiscal issues. That is why his economic performance sucked.

Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 05:50 PM (eigri)

490 464 Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 05:46 PM (eigri)

Hey fuckhead I track the UE # drops every fucking week here...

you know what Job creation was for the month of August?

I do I posted it...

142,000*

You know what the replacement rate is per week for a healthy economy?

I do ~275,000

Do the fucking math and learn some goddamned econ.

http://tinyurl.com/o6yndbs


Pravda aka US Today

*soon to be revised downward

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at September 10, 2014 05:50 PM (/4AZU)

491 Whenever I can, I don't make your asshole bleed.

Posted by: The IRS at September 10, 2014 05:50 PM (R5/ES)

492 Whenever I can, I provide a nutritious breakfast.

Posted by: Kaboom cereal at September 10, 2014 05:48 PM (m0le6)


Quick, Ace and cobs, get a nood up because nothing good can follow this Comment of the Day.

Posted by: steveegg at September 10, 2014 05:50 PM (o44nj)

493 Off, singing sock.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at September 10, 2014 05:51 PM (0HooB)

494 Isn't the troll Hector? Or do they all just sound the same after awhile?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at September 10, 2014 05:51 PM (GDulk)

495 Whenever I can, I make the blog work like clockwork!

Posted by: Somebody Other Than 'Pixy' at September 10, 2014 05:51 PM (DLu2s)

496 484 Wherever I can, I stay fully clothed.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at September 10, 2014 05:50 PM (mx5oN)



How you doing sweetie?

Posted by: Cankles Rotten Clinton at September 10, 2014 05:51 PM (G1XMn)

497 Who cares about scotch? I'm worried about scotch tape.

Posted by: anon a mouse at September 10, 2014 05:50 PM (fvfPV)


And scotch fries, and scotch dressing, and scotch toast....

Posted by: blaster at September 10, 2014 05:51 PM (xKB7D)

498 Wherever we can, we don't take liberties with our female party guests. [wink]

Posted by: Eric "Otter" Stratton at September 10, 2014 05:51 PM (JO9+V)

499 484
Wherever I can, I stay fully clothed.

Posted by: Lena Dunham


Thankyou.

Posted by: pep at September 10, 2014 05:52 PM (4nR9/)

500 "Breeding" is not an ideal. Power for the Sake of Breeding is certainly not an ideal.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 10, 2014 05:52 PM (OxW5f)

501 Posted by: blaster at September 10, 2014 05:51 PM (xKB7D)

Scotch Eggs!

Posted by: The Obama Administration at September 10, 2014 05:52 PM (Zu3d9)

502 The economy is doing very well now. Come 2016, the Republicans will have no case to make. Hillary will win and cement the strong job growth and stock market gains we are having.

Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 05:52 PM (eigri)

503 "Obama's job growth surpasses Bush II."

Gosh, Hector, perhaps you should look up the proportion of jobs that were part-time with no benefits which were created under Bush the Even Lesser (as distinct from his dad Bush the Lesser).

Then check that very same proportion under King Putt.

You will find that the latter looks horrible by comparison.

The "job growth" under Obama is in large measure a statistical artifact -- as employers transform single 40-hour full-time jobs vulnerable to the Obamacare mandates into two 20-hour part-time jobs which dodge those mandates.

Posted by: torquewrench at September 10, 2014 05:52 PM (noWW6)

504 Whenever it can, it puts the lotion on its skin.

Posted by: Jame Gumb at September 10, 2014 05:52 PM (TPyu3)

505 . . . scotch eggs . . .

Posted by: Ian McKellan at September 10, 2014 05:52 PM (JO9+V)

506 Yeah, I can't tell you how many times I've been drinking single malt and thought to myself, "you know what would make this better?, something that tastes like JuicyFruit gum".
Posted by: pep at September 10, 2014 05:49 PM (4nR9/)
*****

Somebody's been drinking the wrong bourbon.

But enough about booze. We're in the high 400s, so let's comment about guns. Or leaning back airplane seats. Or marriage.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at September 10, 2014 05:52 PM (vgIRn)

507 Face it , neocons.

Doctor Ron Paul tried to save you.

But you wouldn't. You didn't !

*sob*

evoLution

Posted by: Wappin It at September 10, 2014 05:52 PM (mHOnK)

508 That's really their only cash crop/export. Maybe we can get more.

Posted by: rickb223


You're forgetting haggis.

Posted by: pep at September 10, 2014 05:53 PM (4nR9/)

509 whenever i can, i get up at 7 am and put a lot of posts into queue to make sure people have content to read on the blog.
Posted by: ace at September 10, 2014 04:53 PM (/FnUH)


good times
good times

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 10, 2014 05:53 PM (IXrOn)

510 Wherever I can, I let babies live.

Posted by: Kermit Gosnell at September 10, 2014 05:53 PM (mx5oN)

511 494 Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at September 10, 2014 05:51 PM (GDulk)

After a while they all merge....

mmm....mmmm...mmmmfff no really his jizm tastes like Hershey's Choco Syrup gang...

//Hector

They must know they're getting dick slapped to fire up the Troll Patrol

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at September 10, 2014 05:53 PM (/4AZU)

512 . . . scotch eggs . . .
Posted by: Ian McKellan at September 10, 2014 05:52 PM (JO9+V)


yuummm

wrapped in bacon

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 10, 2014 05:53 PM (IXrOn)

513 Wherever we can, we don't take liberties with our female party guests. [wink]

Posted by: Eric "Otter" Stratton at September 10, 2014 05:51 PM (JO9+V)


Very well played, sir. Very well played.

Posted by: blaster at September 10, 2014 05:54 PM (xKB7D)

514 Anyone else get as much amusement as I do watching the troll pretend anyone gives a flying flip what it says?

Posted by: Lloyd Loar at September 10, 2014 05:54 PM (TaO1J)

515 Over 500, bub. Time to unleash the lace wigs.

Posted by: anon a mouse at September 10, 2014 05:54 PM (fvfPV)

516 492
Whenever I can, I provide a nutritious breakfast.



Posted by: Kaboom cereal at September 10, 2014 05:48 PM (m0le6)

and provide a vesicle for carrying away your misery in finding out that Chocolate Jesus was a giant fraud all along.

Posted by: Gargle It at September 10, 2014 05:54 PM (sDapq)

517 Okay. Whereever I can, I fuck Kate Upton.

Happy now?

Posted by: jwpaine at September 10, 2014 05:54 PM (68O4K)

518 490
What was the job growth January until July? It was averaging 210,000 per month. One month slowdown does not break a trend. September job growth will be back in the 200,000 range.

Bush averaged just 135,000 per month. Obama beats Bush and Clinton blows Bush out the water.

Democrats are better for the economy than Republicans.

Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 05:55 PM (eigri)

519 That's really their only cash crop/export. Maybe we can get more.

Posted by: rickb223

You're forgetting haggis.
Posted by: pep at September 10, 2014 05:53 PM (4nR9/)


And, bagpipes.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 10, 2014 05:55 PM (IXrOn)

520 422 If Goodell lied about seeing the tape, or if he had it and chose not to watch it during his "investigation", he's toast.
Posted by: Lincolntf at September 10, 2014 05:39 PM (2cS/G)

Sorry my NC brother. She was knocked the fuck out. The NFL knew that. Sans video.

The magical appearance of the $$$ of TMZ paid to some casino hack doesn't change that fact.

A bunch of sports talking heads have changed the narrative. Fuck Wilbon.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at September 10, 2014 05:55 PM (/djtm)

521 502
The economy is doing very well now. Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 05:52 PM (eigri)


Whenever you can, just fly away to never never land.

Posted by: Peter Pan at September 10, 2014 05:55 PM (TPyu3)

522 "The economy is doing very well now. Come 2016, the Republicans will have
no case to make. Hillary will win and cement the strong job growth and
stock market gains we are having."

Um, Hector, if things are going so great _right now_, and if everyone's dining off gold plates and farting through silk _right now_, why do the polls for incumbent Democrats look like a slasher horror movie _right now_?

If things were as good as Hector says, Democratic incumbents would be popping the champagne corks and declaring victories already. Instead they're wetting themselves in panic.

Posted by: torquewrench at September 10, 2014 05:55 PM (noWW6)

523 Wherever I can, I eat green eggs and ham.

Which is worse, green eggs and ham, or eggs and green ham?

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 10, 2014 05:55 PM (J0IP0)

524 514 Posted by: Lloyd Loar at September 10, 2014 05:54 PM (TaO1J)

I'm getting back to form for the mad month leading up to Nov....


Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at September 10, 2014 05:55 PM (/4AZU)

525 Wherever I can , I don't blame the Jew or the Negro for everything wrong in the world.

Posted by: Ron Paul at September 10, 2014 05:56 PM (mHOnK)

526 Pop quiz, troll - in which month was the not-seasonally-adjusted employment-population ratio higher, August 1969 or August 2014?

I'll give you a hint - both were lower than August 2001, August 2002, August 2003, August 2004, August 2005, August 2006, August 2007, August 2008 and August 2009.

Posted by: steveegg at September 10, 2014 05:56 PM (o44nj)

527 Anyone else get as much amusement as I do watching the troll pretend anyone gives a flying flip what it says?
Posted by: Lloyd Loar at September 10, 2014 05:54 PM (TaO1J)


hehe, yep
not even reading his stuff
but, he keeps on going
paid, no doubt

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 10, 2014 05:56 PM (IXrOn)

528 Soon, through the enlightened application of Socialist Principles by the enlightened New Man, the State will be able to eliminate injudtice and actually outlaw suffering and death.
Even the pain of childbirth can be eliminated by using Socialist Science, and only cloning those most worthy, politically-approved lesbians.

Posted by: Socialist Vanguard at September 10, 2014 05:56 PM (hNREx)

529 Whenever I can...ah shit, "can" is not concept I'm familiar with.

Posted by: Chuck Norris at September 10, 2014 05:56 PM (R5/ES)

530 Warregarrble!

Posted by: hector? I barely knew her at September 10, 2014 05:56 PM (fvfPV)

531 You're forgetting haggis.



No. Unfortunately, one can never forget about haggis.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 10, 2014 05:56 PM (C10Bt)

532 521 Posted by: Golfman in NC at September 10, 2014 05:55 PM (/djtm)

It is funny watching their little moonbat cult chase the new shiny boogeyman though....

Roger Goody stays sadly....

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at September 10, 2014 05:56 PM (/4AZU)

533 503
Many of the jobs created under Bush II were low wage part time work as well. Incomes declined under Bush II.

Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 05:56 PM (eigri)

534 Which is worse, green eggs and ham, or eggs and green ham?

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 10, 2014 05:55 PM (J0IP0)

I know which one I'd avoid.

Posted by: Muhammed al Raisuli, Lord of the Rift at September 10, 2014 05:57 PM (4nR9/)

535 Wherever I can, I eat green eggs and ham.

Which is worse, green eggs and ham, or eggs and green ham?

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 10, 2014 05:55 PM (J0IP0)


I could tell you, but then the food would kill you.

Posted by: steveegg at September 10, 2014 05:57 PM (o44nj)

536 So - OT - tomorrow is 9/11.

Anybody feeling weird about it?

Posted by: blaster at September 10, 2014 05:57 PM (xKB7D)

537 457
Job growth under Bush II was anemic at 135,000 a month. Only 7 million new jobs were created by Dec. 2007. 4 million of which was gone by Jan. 09. That leave Bush with a net gain of only 3 million jobs of his whole Presidency.
Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 05:49 PM (eigri)

Hey Wiggle idi-it

During Bush's presidency, he had first a tech bubble that burst, then a little problem called 9/11. At the end of his presidency, he had a housing bubble that burst, one that he and his adminstration had been trying to get Congress to resolve by tightening credit requirements.
I believe it was one of your icons, named Barney Frank who refused to allow any reform to see the light of day in Congress, famously reassuring everyone that the mortgage system in the USA was in great shape....until it collapsed.

Posted by: Jen at September 10, 2014 05:58 PM (Zm/1F)

538 526
Wherever I can , I don't blame the Jew or the Negro for everything wrong in the world.


Posted by: Ron Paul


Wuss.

Posted by: Woodrow Wilson at September 10, 2014 05:58 PM (4nR9/)

539 "Come 2016, the Republicans will have no case to make."

Guess who else shows up in 2016?

I do.

Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.

Posted by: The Fuse On The Employer Mandate Bomb at September 10, 2014 05:58 PM (noWW6)

540 Wherever I can, I write about something other than a clever rural sheriff's encounter with the supernatural in a small Maine town, injecting incomprehensible phrases in italics that make no sense until everything is explained by a giant spider.

Posted by: Stephen King at September 10, 2014 05:58 PM (vgIRn)

541 Whenever I can, I get her little dog, too.

Posted by: The Wicked Witch of the West at September 10, 2014 05:58 PM (TPyu3)

542 Wherever I can, I refrain from golddigging.

Posted by: Kim Kardashian at September 10, 2014 05:58 PM (mx5oN)

543 Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at September 10, 2014 05:56 PM (/4AZU)

Heh. Wish I had your talent.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at September 10, 2014 05:58 PM (/djtm)

544 During Bush's presidency, he had first a tech bubble
that burst, then a little problem called 9/11. At the end of his
presidency, he had a housing bubble that burst, one that he and his
adminstration had been trying to get Congress to resolve by tightening
credit requirements.

I believe it was one of your icons, named Barney Frank who refused
to allow any reform to see the light of day in Congress, famously
reassuring everyone that the mortgage system in the USA was in great
shape....until it collapsed.



Posted by: Jen


Excellent points, all. However, you have misread the person to whom you respond. He isn't interested in facts, just provoking people. Ignore him.

Posted by: pep at September 10, 2014 05:59 PM (4nR9/)

545 523
I looked at the polls and Republicans are not ahead by much. Remember the polls showed Romney winning in 2016? The midterm electorate is different than a Presidential one. UE will be under 5% in 2016, 15 million jobs created and stocks at record highs. Why will Americans put Republicans back in power to mess up again and crash the economy.

Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 05:59 PM (eigri)

546 But hey, July was Awsome!

Posted by: hector? I barely knew her at September 10, 2014 05:59 PM (fvfPV)

547 Whenever I can, I try to allow people to keep their heads.

Posted by: OJ Simpson at September 10, 2014 05:59 PM (jucos)

548 Whenever I can, I let spending Bills get a vote...

Posted by: Harry Reid at September 10, 2014 05:59 PM (f0pWu)

549 534 Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 05:56 PM (eigri)

Right I remember when a UE3 of 4.2 was "all them burger flipping jobs"....

luckily this 6.1% economic hotrod with plant closings up and down every major highway not called I-35 is signs of a renaissance...

go fuck a chainsaw

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at September 10, 2014 05:59 PM (/4AZU)

550 Anybody feeling weird about it?

The only thing weird is seeing cops everywhere in this end of town.

And when I say everywhere, I mean everywhere.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at September 10, 2014 06:00 PM (0HooB)

551 During Bush's presidency, he had first a tech bubble that burst, then a little problem called 9/11. At the end of his presidency, he had a housing bubble that burst, one that he and his adminstration had been trying to get Congress to resolve by tightening credit requirements.
I believe it was one of your icons, named Barney Frank who refused to allow any reform to see the light of day in Congress, famously reassuring everyone that the mortgage system in the USA was in great shape....until it collapsed.

Posted by: Jen at September 10, 2014 05:58 PM (Zm/1F)


Not to mention His Zero, in his only private-sector "success", got Citigroup to extend mortgages to several dozen Chicagoans who couldn't afford even the interest payments to settle a class-action lawsuit brought by His Zero.

Posted by: steveegg at September 10, 2014 06:00 PM (o44nj)

552

A chocolate bar a day, keeps the UV sun damage away!*



*happycamper

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 10, 2014 06:00 PM (IXrOn)

553 Posted by: blaster at September 10, 2014 05:57 PM (xKB7D)

We all better be.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at September 10, 2014 06:00 PM (/djtm)

554 Guess who else shows up in 2016?



TB? Ebola? ISIS? 20 million illegals?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 10, 2014 06:00 PM (C10Bt)

555 534 Two out pf three jobs are in some part of the service industry so *of course* low paying jobs are the majority of those created. That's how it *should* be.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at September 10, 2014 06:00 PM (GDulk)

556 549
Whenever I can, I try to allow people to keep their heads.

Posted by: OJ Simpson at September 10, 2014 05:59 PM (jucos)

Us, too!

Posted by: ISIS at September 10, 2014 06:00 PM (sDapq)

557 Remember 2016? Er...

Posted by: hector? I barely knew her at September 10, 2014 06:00 PM (fvfPV)

558 Of course Barack has given us wonderful government jobs like Executive Associate Assistant to the Deputy Director of Regulatory Obedience - GS 13 - annual salary 122, 000k of taxpayer dollars.

and shit.

Posted by: Whippin It at September 10, 2014 06:01 PM (mHOnK)

559 539
Obama inherited a collapsed economy and has created 10 million jobs. Bush sucked economically and presided over anemic job growth and a economic collapse.

Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 06:01 PM (eigri)

560 We'll Follow the Law
(Lerner/McKoskinen)

One day, you'll look
The hard drive's flawed
But whenever we can
We'll follow the law

One day, you'll know
What Lois saw
But the rules are a pain
Can't follow the law

And when subpoenas come
Oh my son, we must go
And though we lose e-mails
In the end you will know
Oh-oh-oh

One day, you'll find
That they're all gone
But whenever we can
We'll follow the law

Posted by: Average Poet at September 10, 2014 06:01 PM (qN4QW)

561 521 422 If Goodell lied about seeing the tape, or if he had it and chose not to watch it during his "investigation", he's toast.
Posted by: Lincolntf at September 10, 2014 05:39 PM (2cS/G)

Sorry my NC brother. She was knocked the fuck out. The NFL knew that. Sans video.

The magical appearance of the $$$ of TMZ paid to some casino hack doesn't change that fact.

A bunch of sports talking heads have changed the narrative. Fuck Wilbon.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at September 10, 2014 05:55 PM (/djtm)


You're missing the point of this whole thing. The only conspiracy here was the real reason Rice ghetto tapped the bitch. She was referring to Washington players as Redskins. Now they can't decide how to play this - abuse or racial slur? It's a chicken or the egg kind of dilemma. Cut Goody some slack. He's presidentin over the NFL bro.

Posted by: Havedash at September 10, 2014 06:01 PM (G1XMn)

562 Whenever we can, we ask for a fresh thread after 500+ posts! please

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, fighting the ban at September 10, 2014 06:02 PM (hcfn1)

563 547 Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 05:59 PM (eigri)

UE3 will have bled another 1.1% into U6 by Nov 2016?

Ok tiger...

be happy....I am already on record as saying the Ice Bitch of Nueva Yiorqa wins in 2016 so have at thee....

and Milk will be 5.75 a gallon but "that is not inflation or signs of economic debauchery on currency"....


Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at September 10, 2014 06:02 PM (/4AZU)

564 Just looking at the picture of Teh JEF with "congressional leaders" in the Oval Office makes my fucking head hurt. Really? Teh JEF, Boner, Pelousy, Bitch and the Undertaker is the best we got? We deserve to get our asses whooped.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Voiced by Brian Dennehy at September 10, 2014 06:02 PM (jucos)

565 Whenever I can, I don't contribute to the collapse of an economy.

Posted by: Senator Barack Obama at September 10, 2014 06:02 PM (TPyu3)

566 Someone really needs to start Hodor-ing the troll

Posted by: Buzzion at September 10, 2014 06:03 PM (z/Ubi)

567 Anybody feeling weird about it?
Posted by: blaster at September 10, 2014 05:57 PM (xKB7D)


I always feel emo when the day comes and goes.
In memory of.
We cannot live in fear, though.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 10, 2014 06:03 PM (IXrOn)

568 Whip inflation now!

Posted by: hector? I barely knew her at September 10, 2014 06:03 PM (fvfPV)

569 ...then Barrack ran his hand up my thigh. I knew that I should say no but my knees were trembling and my breath fluttered with need.

Posted by: Wankin It at September 10, 2014 06:03 PM (mHOnK)

570 Headed to the Burger King to meet up with Ace.

bbl

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 10, 2014 06:04 PM (IXrOn)

571 551
Bush inherited a low UE rate. Look at the average job growth under Bush. It was an anemic 135,000. Wages declined and poverty increased

Just admit, Bush was a failure economically.

Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 06:04 PM (eigri)

572 Posted by: Havedash at September 10, 2014 06:01 PM (G1XMn)

Our cat is looking at me trying figure out what I'm laughing at.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at September 10, 2014 06:04 PM (/djtm)

573 Obama inherited a collapsed economy and has created 10 million jobs. Bush sucked economically and presided over anemic job growth and a economic collapse.

Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 06:01 PM (eigri)



Dude, I hope you are at least getting paid to post this crap. Otherwise you're not an idiot for pay, just an idiot.

Posted by: Havedash at September 10, 2014 06:04 PM (G1XMn)

574 In fear? No. In anger? Always.

Posted by: anon a mouse at September 10, 2014 06:04 PM (fvfPV)

575 So, Hector, you love to talk about post-Reagan Republican presidents, while ignoring the fact that many people around Ace's place think the post-Reagan Republican presidents were doofuses. Worse yet. Bushes.

Those of us in that large bloc would have far preferred to stick with actual Reagan policies instead of Bush policies, and we would be delighted to resume actual Reagan policies after 2016.

So, um, speaking of which, Hector, let's compare the genuine-article Reagan recovery to the "jobs boom" you claim is happening under your hero Obama.

http://tinyurl.com/q6p548x

Ouch. That's gonna leave a mark.

Posted by: torquewrench at September 10, 2014 06:04 PM (noWW6)

576 Jeff Sessions just tweeted that they are talking about SCOAMF & illegals now, live on CSPAN2!!!

I love him!

Posted by: Carol at September 10, 2014 06:04 PM (sj3Ax)

577 Whenever I can, I masturbate to hetero porn.

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at September 10, 2014 06:05 PM (uhMMS)

578 566 Just looking at the picture of Teh JEF with "congressional leaders" in the Oval Office makes my fucking head hurt. Really? Teh JEF, Boner, Pelousy, Bitch and the Undertaker is the best we got? We deserve to get our asses whooped.
Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Voiced by Brian Dennehy at September 10, 2014 06:02 PM (jucos)

Earlier, a 100 posts or so ago I repeated what my mom told me, if you can't say something nice don't.............September 11th is one of those times.

Living in fear? No, just expecting something against this feckless ignorant man (TFG)

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, fighting the ban at September 10, 2014 06:05 PM (hcfn1)

579 565
I am glad you are admitting defeat. 2016 will be a wipe out for the GOP. Hillary will bring in a Democrat Congress and Senate. The Republican party will be cosigned to a sectarian rural white party.

Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 06:06 PM (eigri)

580 Wiggle it is hector?

Posted by: Carol at September 10, 2014 06:06 PM (sj3Ax)

581 Suddenly , unable to control myself, I thrust my buttocks into the air and screamed "Mount me , Barry!"...

Posted by: Wigle It at September 10, 2014 06:06 PM (mHOnK)

582 Whenever I can, I avoid running to a nood thread to be first to post, before telling everyone there is a nood thread.

Posted by: Gargle It at September 10, 2014 06:06 PM (sDapq)

583 And tomorrow is Mrs mouse's birthday. Gives us something positive.

Posted by: anon a mouse at September 10, 2014 06:07 PM (fvfPV)

584 Whenever I can, I eat a low-carb diet.

Posted by: Michael Moore at September 10, 2014 06:07 PM (Ks4nX)

585 Under Bush, the number of times I blew homeless men was 33% lower than today. I was less able to provide access to anonymous oral sex to the homeless male population.

Bush was a failure through and through. Admit it.

Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 06:08 PM (0tmLY)

586 579 Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 06:06 PM (eigri)

Only because you cocksuckers in the media have programmed it...

one day Yector the media will have its deeds balanced....

in this world or the next.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at September 10, 2014 06:08 PM (/4AZU)

587 583 And tomorrow is Mrs mouse's birthday. Gives us something positive.
Posted by: anon a mouse at September 10, 2014 06:07 PM (fvfPV)

Lucky Mr. mouse

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, fighting the ban at September 10, 2014 06:08 PM (hcfn1)

588 Whenever I can, I avoid spoons.

Posted by: Rosie O'donnell at September 10, 2014 06:08 PM (sDapq)

589 Whip inflation now!

Whenever I Can!

I'm guessing mocking up some Obama buttons to with that slogan to match the Carter WIN buttons would be racist, just from the initials.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 10, 2014 06:08 PM (J0IP0)

590 575
I like Reagan and hate what the Republican party has turned into after he left. The people here hate the post Reagan GOP for different reasons than me. Your quarrel is that Republicans are not hardliner reactionary enough. I feel Republicans need to move in a more inclusive, tolerant libertarian direction.

Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 06:08 PM (eigri)

591 An a mouse,
I'm sorry tomorrow is Mrs. mouse's birthday.

Posted by: Carol at September 10, 2014 06:08 PM (sj3Ax)

592
Whenever I can, I ignore pissant little motherfuckers.
(They make it hard, though)

Posted by: I died last year, ya know at September 10, 2014 06:09 PM (fJqq3)

593 Whenever I can, I try not to be the dogshit the US stepped in.

Posted by: Barack Obama at September 10, 2014 06:09 PM (TPyu3)

594 586 579 Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 06:06 PM (eigri)

Only because you cocksuckers in the media have programmed it...

one day Yector the media will have its deeds balanced....

in this world or the next.
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at September 10, 2014 06:08 PM (/4AZU)

My bet is in the next one Sven

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, fighting the ban at September 10, 2014 06:09 PM (hcfn1)

595 586
Meanwhile you tea party reactionaries, will continue to be electoral losers.

Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 06:09 PM (eigri)

596 Workforce participation Aug 2008- 66.1%
Workforce participation Aug 2014- 62.8%

Link in sig to graph of the nose dive.

Posted by: Lauren at September 10, 2014 06:10 PM (BPMYx)

597 588 Whenever I can, I avoid spoons.
Posted by: Rosie O'donnell at September 10, 2014 06:08 PM (sDapq)

What is SPORK?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, fighting the ban at September 10, 2014 06:10 PM (hcfn1)

598 Before Bush left office, I was able to fit an entire can of Pringles in my rectum. Thanks to Obama's domestic policies and shrewd leadership, I can happily say that I can take a full traffic cone.

Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 06:10 PM (0tmLY)

599 Obama inherited a collapsed economy and has created 10 million jobs. Bush sucked economically and presided over anemic job growth and a economic collapse.

Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 06:01 PM (eigri)


Not exactly. Let's review the numbers again:

Non-farm payrolls (seasonally adjusted)
January 2009 - 133,976,000
August 2011 - 139,118,000 (+5,142,000)

Number of employed (seasonally adjusted)
January 2009 - 142,152,000
August 2011 - 146,368,000 (+4,216,000, or 926,000 fewer than the number of jobs added)

Civilian noninstitutional population (not seasonally adjusted)
January 2009 - 234,739,000
August 2011 - 248,229,000 (+13,490,000, or 8,348,000 more than the number of jobs added and 9,274,000 more than the growth in the number of employed)

Go back to Kos and stay there because you are incapable of handling facts.

Posted by: steveegg at September 10, 2014 06:11 PM (o44nj)

600 "Given the serious and horrific nature of the charges against William Hayden, we have decided to halt further production of Sons Of Guns and cancel the series," Discovery Channel said in a statement about the star of its reality show, according to Deadline.

Sons Of Guns was a reality TV show based on Red Jacket Firearms, a custom weapons company Hayden founded in Louisiana. Red Jacket Firearms buys, sells, refurbishes and design custom firearms.

Fox News received documents from the East Baton Rouge Sheriff's Office revealing that Hayden is accused of raping his daughter "almost daily" since March 2013. The child lost her virginity to his rape at the innocent age of 11. ELEVEN!!

Posted by: Michael Moore at September 10, 2014 06:11 PM (e8kgV)

601 The "economy" if you can dignify it by such a term here is awful. Businesses going dark. Real estate for sale forever- and not selling. People looking for the meanest jobs- and not finding any.

Thankx, Duh!1....

Posted by: backhoe at September 10, 2014 06:11 PM (ULH4o)

602 590 Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 06:08 PM (eigri)

right by racially pandering and dissolving any sanity or concept of a national border with Mexopolis...

b/c that's just what Mexopolis does right amigo?

Further for such a Libertarian precisely zero of your posts deal with the fucking chokehold Ogabe's Gaia Watermelon Cult EPA HyperRegulatory Fiat has played with the economy....

again go fuck a chainsaw Pander Bear...

the GOP's message is simple and non racial...

"Let America Work"

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at September 10, 2014 06:11 PM (/4AZU)

603 Whenever I can, I try not to inspire trolls.

Posted by: Ron Paul at September 10, 2014 06:11 PM (TPyu3)

604 So, following the law is optional, Mr. IRS?

Noted.

Posted by: Sgt. Mom at September 10, 2014 06:11 PM (Asjr7)

605 599
You end it in 2011. Why not measure it until 2014?

Yup, thought so!

Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 06:12 PM (eigri)

606 599 Posted by: steveegg at September 10, 2014 06:11 PM (o44nj)


bbuut but wikipedia SWEARS that Ogabe has added eleventy kajillion jobs!

//Captain GloryHole of the USS Cuckhold

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at September 10, 2014 06:12 PM (/4AZU)

607 Whenever I can, I just spout nonsense.

Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 06:13 PM (K1UGK)

608 Whenever I can, I avoid saying 'bitch'.

Posted by: Jesse Pinkman at September 10, 2014 06:13 PM (Ks4nX)

609 "Meanwhile you tea party reactionaries, will continue to be electoral losers."

See you on the day after Election Day this year, Hector.

Posted by: torquewrench at September 10, 2014 06:13 PM (noWW6)

610 Crap. I feel like one of those proverbial monkeys banging out Shakespeare on typewriters clocking in for another shift. Can someone cover for me today?

Posted by: Seamus M. at September 10, 2014 06:13 PM (NeFrd)

611 Newd.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at September 10, 2014 06:13 PM (0HooB)

612 Face it, cons.

My gloryhole business at the truck stop was 34% better under Obama than Bush. You should see the "wigglers" that are in the holes since this administration took office.

Posted by: Wigle It at September 10, 2014 06:13 PM (mHOnK)

613 Senor Reagan was a gooder presidente than your your hero god of Buush, you revanchist, recherche reichwingerz~! Obama is even more Reagan than Reagan if Reagan were an incompetent, failed community organizer elected because of his skin!!

Posted by: viggle it at September 10, 2014 06:13 PM (kAPuS)

614 If the experiences of communism around the globe are any indication, progressives' vision of communism lite should turn out just fine for all Americans.

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at September 10, 2014 06:14 PM (uhMMS)

615 605 Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 06:12 PM (eigri)

http://tinyurl.com/og6j7b9

Try again Yector

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at September 10, 2014 06:14 PM (/4AZU)

616 Someone really needs to start Hodor-ing the troll


Alright, I give up.

What this Hodor-ing stuff?

You ride around on the troll's back?

Posted by: naturalfake at September 10, 2014 06:14 PM (KBvAm)

617 2014 data? Is that like the 2016 in the past?

Posted by: anon a mouse at September 10, 2014 06:14 PM (fvfPV)

618 602
It's your party that does racial pandering. Republicans appeal to rural whites and instill fear in them and hatred of other Christians. You claim your message is not racial, yet you trash Mexico.

I bet you are washing that white hood as we speak because I'm washing my foreskin right now. Which I do on special occasions.

Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 06:14 PM (eigri)

619
402
Wherever we can, we don't shit in our wetsuits.

Posted by: Al Roker, taking SCUBA lessons at September 10, 2014 06:14 PM (wAQA5)

620 Meanwhile you tea party reactionaries, will continue to be electoral losers.

Not this year.

Posted by: Theodore Rex at September 10, 2014 06:14 PM (K1UGK)

621 You end it in 2011. Why not measure it until 2014?

Yup, thought so!

Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 06:12 PM (eigri)


If you actually knew the numbers, you would have recognized the "2011" was a typo. All the August "2011" numbers are actually August 2014 numbers.

Posted by: steveegg at September 10, 2014 06:15 PM (o44nj)

622 "Go back to Kos and stay there because you are incapable of handling facts."

Probably even the Kossacks snicker up their sleeves at Hector.

Posted by: torquewrench at September 10, 2014 06:15 PM (noWW6)

623 Whever I can I teach Marxist Theory at La Universidad de Zulia, Maracaibo.
Summers, of course, I use my Indonesian passport to travel to the tribal areas of Pock-E-Staahn to research the little known folkways of certain, er, tribesmen. Well, tibesboys, anyway.

Posted by: El Presidente Bacha Bazi Obola at September 10, 2014 06:15 PM (hNREx)

624 What race is "Mexico"?

Posted by: anon a mouse at September 10, 2014 06:16 PM (fvfPV)

625 618 Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 06:14 PM (eigri)

Bwahaha your mule ass buddies literally make everything about Race...

I point out Mexopolis has a southern border mi amigo...


by the way how is the wife's prostate?

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at September 10, 2014 06:16 PM (/4AZU)

626 Whever I can, I try to refrain from making sculptures using my own feces.

Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 06:16 PM (0tmLY)

627 615
We are talking about Bush II vs. Obama.

And I luv teh cock.

Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 06:16 PM (eigri)

628 Mexico.

I bet you are washing that white hood as we speak.
Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 06:14 PM

Ah discrimination of low expectations.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, fighting the ban at September 10, 2014 06:16 PM (hcfn1)

629 nood.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 10, 2014 06:16 PM (C10Bt)

630 A typo? Ooooh, burn!

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at September 10, 2014 06:17 PM (uhMMS)

631 Never argue with a retard. He will simply drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

PLEASE DON'T FEED THE TROLL

Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Voiced by Brian Dennehy at September 10, 2014 06:17 PM (jucos)

632 Who's "we"?

Posted by: anon a mouse at September 10, 2014 06:17 PM (fvfPV)

633 Cock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 06:18 PM (eigri)

634 625 618 Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 06:14 PM

by the way how is the wife's prostate?

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at September 10, 2014 06:16 PM (/4AZU)

My guess not so good after coming down with testicular cancer

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, fighting the ban at September 10, 2014 06:18 PM (hcfn1)

635 627 Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 06:16 PM (eigri)

You said Obama was an economic God and all Democrats since Reagan have been better than reagan....

Reality on the other hand says that Reagan trumps all Presidents since and most before....

do go on....

Try printing currency backed by more than 6% bond issue, passing a motherfucking budget and sticking to it instead of year 9 of CR surprise and get the fuck back to me....

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at September 10, 2014 06:18 PM (/4AZU)

636 Slurppp!!

Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 06:19 PM (eigri)

637 Oh, and Troll, you didn't answer my earlier question, so I'll answer it for you.

Employment-population ratio (not seasonally adjusted)

August 1969 - 59.2%
August 2001 - 63.5%
August 2002 - 63.0%
August 2003 - 62.4%
August 2004 - 62.7%
August 2005 - 62.2%
August 2006 - 63.4%
August 2007 - 63.0%
August 2008 - 62.3%
August 2009 - 59.3%
August 2014 - 59.1%

Posted by: steveegg at September 10, 2014 06:19 PM (o44nj)

638 I like snails.

Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 06:20 PM (eigri)

639 Never argue with a retard. He will simply drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

PLEASE DON'T FEED THE TROLL

Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Voiced by Brian Dennehy at September 10, 2014 06:17 PM (jucos)


But the fat they pick up gives the otherwise-gamey meat a bit of texture.

UUUUURP!

Posted by: Typical Ogre at September 10, 2014 06:21 PM (o44nj)

640 You should meet my family, hector.

Posted by: anon a mouse at September 10, 2014 06:21 PM (fvfPV)

641 Turtles too.

Also cock.



Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 06:22 PM (eigri)

642 That was interesting...

Posted by: anon a mouse at September 10, 2014 06:22 PM (fvfPV)

643 Whenever I can, I don't binge drink and chase mullato whores... think my wife will buy that?

Posted by: richard mcenroe at September 10, 2014 06:22 PM (XO6WW)

644 Whatever the SCoaMF may or may not have done, It's pretty clear that replacing a Republican Congress with the Democratic one was not good for the economy.

January 4th 2007: The day Pelosi became Speaker of the Democratically controlled 110th Congress

National unemployment rate for December 2006: 4.5%
2006 Federal Budget Deficit: $247.7 billion
Average GDP growth for 2006: 3.4%
Average price for Regular Unleaded Gasoline December 2006: $2.30

And hard as it might be to believe, in the 12 years of the Republican Congresses, the average annual deficit was $104 billion.

Posted by: Theodore Rex at September 10, 2014 06:37 PM (K1UGK)

645 300

But when the entire Obama Administration is comprised of ass holes like them, the system breaks down.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 10, 2014 05:20 PM (JI4YZ)

Wherever I can, I point out that usage of the phrase "comprised of" is incorrect.

Posted by: Grammar Nazi at September 10, 2014 06:50 PM (bHnlE)

646 It's called "The Eric Holder Gambit"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 10, 2014 07:11 PM (l1zOH)

647 Hey wiggle it; after you get finished tabulating your $.05 per post rewards for the day, do you spend the remainder of your basement dwelling time looking in the mirror telling yourself "I AM the man" or "I AM somebody?"

Also, do you swallow after I wiggle it or do you just gargle while saying the Wun's name over and over? I've always wondered because you always dribble so much down your chin, it's hard to tell.

We had a huge drop in temps today, it is just lovely outside. Wanna put your onesey on and come over for some hot chocolate? I promise to wiggle it if you promise to swallow again.

Posted by: Lloyd Loar at September 10, 2014 07:12 PM (TaO1J)

648 Koskinen. I hope they nail this alien frog.

Posted by: Feh at September 10, 2014 07:36 PM (jqx4I)

649 So, when they can't follow the law, what *do* they follow?

What exactly do they consider a higher authority than the law they swore to uphold?

Posted by: Socratease at September 10, 2014 07:38 PM (82qVG)

650 Whenever I can, I wipe my ass after I take a shit.

Posted by: Pooper at September 10, 2014 09:31 PM (1LMZ9)

651 John, when taxpayers start telling the auditors "whenever I can, I document my deductions, trust me", and you guys start opening your mouths to say "WTF made you think that explanation would fly?", you remember what you said today.

Posted by: Rich Fader at September 11, 2014 02:11 AM (LeeQi)

652 "I encourage you to follow the law in all instances," Brady said.

Were I in his shoes, I'd have replied in a really LOUD voice, "What the fuck are you talking about, 'when you can'? And who the hell do you guys think you are to decide when you don't follow the law?"

I would seriously have a great deal of difficulty with restraining myself from jumping over the dais and stomping on Koskinen's face right then and there.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at September 11, 2014 05:19 AM (DO37j)

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My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat