The Jeffrey Epstein #TruthCampaign Adds a Powerful New Voice



Actually I didn't mean Bashar al-Assad. I meant this handsome, knowledgeable fella.



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1 Good one!

Posted by: tbodie at November 14, 2019 06:57 PM (T2Zv1)

2 And Epstien did not kill himself.

Posted by: tbodie at November 14, 2019 06:58 PM (T2Zv1)

3 Technical question, for purposes of the Style Guide, does a crawdad equal a spider?

Posted by: tbodie at November 14, 2019 06:58 PM (T2Zv1)

4 Sometimes it feels weird to be in agreement with crapweasels.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at November 14, 2019 06:59 PM (xptlg)

5 How do you say "Epstein didn't kill himself" in Syrian?

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 14, 2019 06:59 PM (+lVUW)

6 And looking at the picture of Assad next to the crawdad, I can see how you got them mixed upl

Posted by: tbodie at November 14, 2019 06:59 PM (T2Zv1)

7
Technical question, for purposes of the Style Guide, does a crawdad equal a spider?
Posted by: tbodie at November 14, 2019 06:58 PM (T2Zv1)


Ummm, no. Mudbugs are edible spiders get a flamethrower.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 14, 2019 07:00 PM (myjNJ)

8 he knew a lot of vital secrets connected with very important people in the British and American regimes
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Well, he has a point here. . .

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at November 14, 2019 07:00 PM (xptlg)

9 10th!

Posted by: Crusader at November 14, 2019 07:00 PM (ewSN2)

10 So, Katie Hill took a break from tweeting naked hair brushing pics of herself?

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 14, 2019 07:01 PM (+lVUW)

11 That's a good shot of inside my pants!

Posted by: Adam Schitt at November 14, 2019 07:02 PM (Sm564)

12 EDKH

Posted by: CN at November 14, 2019 07:02 PM (U7k5w)

13 We are on the wrong side in Syria.
Assad dresses like a Westerner, talks like a Westerner, and rules like a Westerner. Maybe he gassed some Syrians. Maybe he didn't.
I'd gas them too.
He's a dictator with western sympathies. There's a reason the Russians support him.

Posted by: Stand and Deliver at November 14, 2019 07:03 PM (mntuw)

14 I love this fucking meme! It feels more real, more high stakes than any other.

Oh and Eric Ciaramella didn't kill himself (yet).

Posted by: Max Power at November 14, 2019 07:03 PM (q177U)

15 There seems to be no right side in Syria

Posted by: CN at November 14, 2019 07:04 PM (U7k5w)

16 In the joint, Epstein had three options: Two packs of cigarettes, surprise anal, or self-inflicted murder.

Posted by: Fritz at November 14, 2019 07:04 PM (wo3c/)

17 *Syrian President Bashar al-Assad pushes the conspiracy theory that Jeffrey Epstein was murdered.*

The only question I have regarding that statement is, " Why did it take this long for some world leader that hates US to say that?"

Posted by: tbodie at November 14, 2019 07:05 PM (T2Zv1)

18 And we all know why his right claw is so big, knowwutimean ?

Posted by: jsg at November 14, 2019 07:06 PM (mYKes)

19 Gosar had to use an acrostic because he was afraid of being next on the Arkancide hit list.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 14, 2019 07:06 PM (+lVUW)

20 Actually, at this point, I think the conspiracy theory is that Epstein hanged himself.

Posted by: jsg at November 14, 2019 07:07 PM (mYKes)

21 *Oh and Eric Ciaramella didn't kill himself (yet).
Posted by: Max Power at November 14, 2019 07:03 PM (q177U)*

You get that trending in real life abd Eric may out himself

Just for the protection.

Posted by: tbodie at November 14, 2019 07:07 PM (T2Zv1)

22 Assad and his dad have been suppressing muslim extremists for a long time. The House of Assad is neither shi'a nor sunni.

Posted by: kallisto at November 14, 2019 07:08 PM (1Boes)

23 I saw Assad open with Chemical Weapons at the Aleppo cultural center back in 2014

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at November 14, 2019 07:08 PM (NjQY3)

24 Haven't claimed it's"debunked" yet, have they?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 14, 2019 07:08 PM (bDqIh)

25 20 Actually, at this point, I think the conspiracy theory is that Epstein hanged himself.
Posted by: jsg at November 14, 2019 07:07 PM (mYKes)

At this point I even know donks who believe he was murdered, although they have a different reason in mind.

Posted by: CN at November 14, 2019 07:08 PM (U7k5w)

26 LOL the leftists still try to blame Trump for Epstein's death. Here's a hint. Look at Trump wives vs Bill Clinton wives and get back to me. Even a porn star had to pay him for sex.

Posted by: ryukyu at November 14, 2019 07:09 PM (vKhgw)

27 Good on Rep Gosar; nice to see someone from Arizona with some Twitter skills. Most of the politicians in Tucson are humorless lefty drones.

Posted by: Pitts at November 14, 2019 07:09 PM (6kSmr)

28 Dead lobsters tell no tales. *hic*

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!! at November 14, 2019 07:09 PM (EgshT)

29 Nice to see the EDKH keep going

Posted by: Eric Ciaramella at November 14, 2019 07:10 PM (ZCEU2)

30 In the twitter image Assad looks somewhat like Odo/Deep Space Nine.

Posted by: DS9 at November 14, 2019 07:10 PM (K3B2k)

31 I don't think Assad hates us. He likely hated Obillary for enabling the MB all over the region.

Posted by: kallisto at November 14, 2019 07:10 PM (1Boes)

32 So when it turns out that Epstein didn't kill himself all the people calling it a conspiracy theory will be held to account, right?

Right?

Posted by: blaster at November 14, 2019 07:10 PM (ZfRYq)

33 It is times such as these that try men's souls.

Twitter is a disgusting sewer but, I almost wish I had an account so I could get banned for telling miss hill....

Shut. The. Fuck. Up, you filthy whore. You are a disgraceful, pathetic, bag of perversion and stds. You have nothing to contribute to humanity. You should never be allowed to speak to decent human beings. Go suck on a dead hobos nuts.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 14, 2019 07:11 PM (myjNJ)

34 Rep. Pete Kings weighs in on the whistle-leaker's identity --- and Jake Tapper takes the bait, LOL:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yhaeyqpo

Shhhhh! It's a secret!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 14, 2019 07:11 PM (bDqIh)

35 Beware the Astacidea influence. Always keep a stick of butter handy.

Posted by: DaveA at November 14, 2019 07:11 PM (FhXTo)

36 They've finally deciphered The Voynich Manuscript.
It says Epstein did not kill himself.

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at November 14, 2019 07:11 PM (eAMlh)

37 22 Assad and his dad have been suppressing muslim extremists for a long time. The House of Assad is neither shi'a nor sunni.
Posted by: kallisto at November 14, 2019 07:08 PM (1Boes)

I don't know why we have such a problem with the suppression of muslim extremists, but we do. I recall Carter proclaiming Khomeini "a man of God" back in the 70s. We should have pushed the French to send Khomeini back to Iran and let the Shah kill him.

Posted by: CN at November 14, 2019 07:11 PM (U7k5w)

38 Maybe it is time for the American citizens to enlist some foreign help overthrowing our Chinese government?

Posted by: Oschisms at November 14, 2019 07:11 PM (/U3h1)

39

Aye, Doctor!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 14, 2019 07:11 PM (aKsyK)

40 There seems to be no right side in Syria

Posted by: CN at November 14, 2019 07:04 PM (U7k5w)


Forget it CN Jake, it's Mid-East town!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 14, 2019 07:12 PM (BiNEL)

41 Well, WOW.


And that scorpion can DIAF.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 14, 2019 07:12 PM (ptqGC)

42 Even the crustaceans know the truth: Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 14, 2019 07:12 PM (NWiLs)

43 >>Shut. The. Fuck. Up, you filthy whore. You are a disgraceful,
pathetic, bag of perversion and stds. You have nothing to contribute
to humanity. You should never be allowed to speak to decent human
beings. Go suck on a dead hobos nuts.


#fistbumps madamemayhem

Posted by: Lizzy at November 14, 2019 07:12 PM (bDqIh)

44
Please Recall: When Epstein got arrested and charged, many Democrats, especially that idiot maxine waters, went on tv and said Epstein was a close friend of the president and the president is worried. Remember that?

And when news broke that Epstein was dead, many Democrats screamed for an investigation into his mysterious death, implying explicitly that the president had Epstein killed. Remember that?

And then, within 48 hours ALL questions for Epstein's death by all those Democrats ceased.

The point is, the Democrats were the first to go public with their "conspiracy theory" that Epstein didn't kill himself, and Fake News was right there putting it on the airwaves.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 14, 2019 07:13 PM (fhCLs)

45 We need a Bravo TV "reality show" to watch The Beast try to kill Assad in Syria.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 14, 2019 07:14 PM (ptqGC)

46 It sounds like an off-duty officer and the school resource officer were the first responders who stopped the shooting and rendered initial first aid, while other officers were en route...

Pretty much the opposite of that shitshow in FL.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 14, 2019 07:14 PM (9zpat)

47 Listen to this guy. He's a doctor.

Posted by: Eromero at November 14, 2019 07:14 PM (UUkQp)

48 Pretty sure I know what Bander, along with a number of hordesters, myself included, thought upon seeing that crawdad...

Posted by: bait at November 14, 2019 07:14 PM (5aq94)

49 Yeah, yeah, I know. Fines and nothing else:

@ellencarmichael

Breaking: Rashida Tlaib under House Committee on Ethics investigation for attempting to divert campaign funds for personal purposes.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 14, 2019 07:15 PM (1Vobx)

50 Trump's last 14 tweets spell out an acrostic of "Eric Ciaramella"

Posted by: Roy at November 14, 2019 07:15 PM (ABjxW)

51 Does Katie do ANY combo of three?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 14, 2019 07:15 PM (TscVU)

52 37 - CN - Well looks like our govt. was muz-friendly LONG before that loser 'W' informed us it was a RoP.

Posted by: kallisto at November 14, 2019 07:16 PM (1Boes)

53 Posted by: CN at November 14, 2019 07:11 PM (U7k5w)

I still view the esteemed Jimmuh Cartah as directly responsible for almost all of the current problems in the ME. The Shah was a rational leader that "might" have been able to move a major nominally islamic ME country into the 19th century!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 14, 2019 07:16 PM (BiNEL)

54 >>Go suck on a dead hobos nuts.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench)

WooHoo, upgrade.

Posted by: Katie at November 14, 2019 07:16 PM (2cuLk)

55 Does Katie do ANY combo of three?

Are there two animals missing from the petting zoo?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting. at November 14, 2019 07:17 PM (SchxB)

56 Maybe we need to make Assad President of Minneapolis.

Posted by: kallisto at November 14, 2019 07:17 PM (1Boes)

57 loser 'W' informed us it was a RoP.

Posted by: kallisto at November 14, 2019 07:16 PM (1Boes)



That's when I really knew the Establishment existed and was alive and well!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 14, 2019 07:17 PM (BiNEL)

58 Breaking: Rashida Tlaib under House Committee on Ethics investigation for attempting to divert campaign funds for personal purposes.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 14, 2019 07:15 PM (1Vobx)



doesn't she understand you have to divert them to someone fucking you?

Posted by: not so at November 14, 2019 07:18 PM (HALdu)

59 51 Does Katie do ANY combo of three?
Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 14, 2019 07:15 PM (TscVU)

I'll have the Beef 'n Cheddar, some curly fries, and that guy over there.

Posted by: Katie at November 14, 2019 07:18 PM (mYKes)

60 Willowed from previous thread:

This story is making a big splash in SoCal. A pet shop employee picked up and threw a dog across the store last night...

https://abc7.com/la-dog-boutique-employee-tosses-dog-to-the-ground---video/5696153/

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 14, 2019 07:19 PM (L2ZTs)

61 Ummm, no. Mudbugs are edible spiders get a flamethrower.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 14, 2019 07:00 PM (myjNJ)

Heh.

Posted by: tbodie at November 14, 2019 07:19 PM (T2Zv1)

62 That was candy money.

Posted by: Little Rashida at November 14, 2019 07:19 PM (EgshT)

63 >>Are there two animals missing from the petting zoo?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting.

Yes and their hair is silky and well brushed.

Posted by: Katie at November 14, 2019 07:19 PM (2cuLk)

64 Katie Hill desperately trying to stay relevant. Pathetic.

Posted by: Cheri at November 14, 2019 07:19 PM (oiNtH)

65 doesn't she understand you have to divert them to someone fucking you?
Posted by: not so at November 14, 2019 07:18 PM (HALdu)

She'd be broke pretty quick then. Who would touch that?

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 14, 2019 07:19 PM (myjNJ)

66 The comedian doing the video about Epstein posted on the ONT last night was pretty funny.

I checked out some of his other videos, which also gave me a chuckle. JP Sears.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 14, 2019 07:20 PM (9zpat)

67 I'm currently in southern Illinois casually meandering my way to Michigan. Alas, I forgot to try and get hold of Peaches as I'll be in her area in a few hours. It's always something.

Maybe I'll just hunker down soon.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at November 14, 2019 07:20 PM (750Ka)

68 Katie: yeah right, like your elitist ass would ever set foot in an Arby's.

I bet Katie's a radical vegan...

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 14, 2019 07:20 PM (L2ZTs)

69 >>She'd be broke pretty quick then. Who would touch that?

Her uncle?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 14, 2019 07:21 PM (bDqIh)

70 >>>Does Katie do ANY combo of three?<<<

If you're sporting a girthy pickehaube, you're in like Hermann Wilhelm Goring.

Posted by: Fritz at November 14, 2019 07:21 PM (wo3c/)

71 52 37 - CN - Well looks like our govt. was muz-friendly LONG before that loser 'W' informed us it was a RoP.
Posted by: kallisto at November 14, 2019 07:16 PM (1Boes)

I remember many Arab and Persian students at MSU in the mid 70s. It was a different world and the Persians were very pro-US at the time. MSU's Owen Hall was home to many foreign graduate students (before foreign graduate students were the norm). The Persians hated the Arabs, but there were no anti-American protests or other bullshit.

Posted by: CN at November 14, 2019 07:21 PM (U7k5w)

72 @RealSaavedra 28 seconds ago

BREAKING: Congress Investigating Another Democrat Over Alleged Relationship With Staffer


The House Ethics Committee announced on Thursday that it was opening up an investigation into Democrat Rep. Alcee Hastings (FL) over his relationship with his longtime girlfriend who works for him as a government employee.

https://tinyurl.com/yh5ncd87

Posted by: Tami at November 14, 2019 07:22 PM (cF8AT)

73 She'd be broke pretty quick then. Who would touch that?

Her uncle?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 14, 2019 07:21 PM (bDqIh)


Somehow, I'm sure she's good enough for her family!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 14, 2019 07:22 PM (BiNEL)

74
Whoa!

You all heard of Mini AOC, yes?

Well, Youtube hid "Mini Ilhan" from us.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tfgbg-pTN7I

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 14, 2019 07:22 PM (fhCLs)

75 72 @RealSaavedra 28 seconds ago

BREAKING: Congress Investigating Another Democrat Over Alleged Relationship With Staffer


The House Ethics Committee announced on Thursday that it was opening up an investigation into Democrat Rep. Alcee Hastings (FL) over his relationship with his longtime girlfriend who works for him as a government employee.

https://tinyurl.com/yh5ncd87

Posted by: Tami at November 14, 2019 07:22 PM (cF8AT)


why?

the staffer got a raise!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 14, 2019 07:23 PM (sy5kK)

Unethical Hyperpartisan Angry Democrat Andrew Weismann Joins, Get This, NBC News as a "Legal Analyst," Because Of Course

The gang's all here.

NBC described the Mueller team leader as a "legendary prosecutor" -- which he is actually, but not in a good way.


Andrew Weissmann is a former Justice Department official who is known for engaging in ruthless and unethical behavior in several high-profile cases. Gen. Michael Flynn's attorney Sidney Powell, in fact, made him the lead villain in her book "Licensed to Lie" and has labeled him "the poster boy for prosecutorial misconduct."

Great post about Weissmann's spotty history at AmGreatness.

Relatedly -- pretty sure these two beauts have each other on speed-dial -- Adam Schiff is described as a "complete liar" by one of his fellow congressmen, Representative Jason Smith.

Adam Schiff is a complete liar. And for me to say that for a colleague that I serve with is very extreme. That's why I support him being censured. I mean, the guy should be removed as the Intelligence Chairman. He started out in the last public hearing completely falsifying the transcript of the President’s conversation with the Ukrainian President. He's a phony, he's a fake, and he’s a liar. He started with the Mueller Report and he's doing it now. He's a disgrace to all members of Congress.

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1 WASTF!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 14, 2019 06:03 PM (BiNEL)

2 So close

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at November 14, 2019 06:04 PM (NjQY3)

3 Trump supposedly met with Barr in the Oval today. Good sign maybe?
Oh and not first!

Posted by: Jmel at November 14, 2019 06:05 PM (OeWgo)

4 Andrew Weismann appears in dictionaries as illustration to the term "shit-weasel."

Posted by: filbert at November 14, 2019 06:05 PM (NiXyF)

5 Adam Schiff is doing his Impeachment Boogaloo because Trump has The Goods(tm) on him, and it's his only chance to stay out of prison.

Nazi Pelousy is doing her Impeachment Boogaloo because her son made a ton of money in Ukraine, just like Biden's retarded loin spew.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 14, 2019 06:05 PM (IrbWq)

6 Weissman, it's a type of weasel. Right?

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at November 14, 2019 06:06 PM (NjQY3)

7 The elected uniparty establishment , the entrenched bureaucracy and the media scum are united against the icky deplorable peasants. This is a scenario that usually doesn't end well.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 14, 2019 06:06 PM (BiNEL)

8 Top ten!

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 14, 2019 06:06 PM (3Z6pZ)

9 And...

Posted by: Epsteins killer was not Epstein at November 14, 2019 06:07 PM (hII2o)

10 For the good of the country, this guy needs to be taken down.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 14, 2019 06:07 PM (oVJmc)

11 BEE!!!

Whistleblower alerts Adam and Eve that God Withholding Knowledge of Good and Evil From Them

Posted by: filbert at November 14, 2019 06:07 PM (NiXyF)

12 Weissman, it's a type of weasel. Right?
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at November 14, 2019 06:06 PM (NjQY3)
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We never saw him before in our lives.

Posted by: Weasels at November 14, 2019 06:07 PM (3Z6pZ)

13 congressmen, Representative Jason Smith


He's my congresscritter.

Posted by: Tami at November 14, 2019 06:07 PM (cF8AT)

14 That's like Madonna joining NBC News as a venereal disease analyst.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 14, 2019 06:07 PM (+y/Ru)

15 And let me tell you,you have to be SOME kind of disgrace to be a disgraceful member of congress.

Posted by: steevy at November 14, 2019 06:07 PM (KNsKs)

16 This whole impeachment thing is f**ked up

Posted by: It's me donna at November 14, 2019 06:07 PM (6XlcD)

17 For the good of the country, this guy needs to be taken down.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 14, 2019 06:07 PM (oVJmc)


Working on it!

Posted by: Sidney Powell, Esq. at November 14, 2019 06:07 PM (NiXyF)

18 >>Adam Schiff is a complete liar.

RINO!

Posted by: JackStraw at November 14, 2019 06:08 PM (ZLI7S)

19 Weismann being hired by NBC is a sure sign that justice is imminent!

Oh and it also means he's nervous!

Posted by: Zero Prosecutions at November 14, 2019 06:08 PM (jKqaK)

20
I understand Roland Frieisler was a legal analyst for Dr. Goebbels weekly broadcasts...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 14, 2019 06:09 PM (zBaqJ)

21 This addition of a seasoned and respected prosecutor is a welcome change. I'd be honored to be part of any panel discussion hosting him.

Please.

Call Me.

Posted by: Ultra-Ethical David French at November 14, 2019 06:09 PM (cfSRQ)

22 19 Weismann being hired by NBC is a sure sign that justice is imminent!

Oh and it also means he's nervous!
Posted by: Zero Prosecutions at November 14, 2019 06:08 PM (jKqaK)


He and McCabe arrested and cuffed while on the air.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 14, 2019 06:09 PM (zBaqJ)

23 I'm sure he is just there to impartially weigh in on the impeachment hearings.

/facepalm

Posted by: Don Q at November 14, 2019 06:09 PM (NgKpN)

24 Weismann being hired by NBC is a sure sign that justice is imminent!

Oh and it also means he's nervous!

Posted by: Zero Prosecutions at November 14, 2019 06:08 PM (jKqaK)


Only banana republics persecute media figures that speak truth to power!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 14, 2019 06:09 PM (BiNEL)

25 Andy Weismann was definitely stuffed in many a school locker growing up.

Posted by: Archer at November 14, 2019 06:09 PM (gmo/4)

26 Sorry to go O/T, but I've been away all day.

Ace, have you seen the Newsbusters piece about Wolf Blitzer asking Kellyanne Conway about her marriage and showing her a clip of her piggy husband on MSNBC? He totally blindsided her, and she dealt with him accordingly.

I'd link it, but I'm about to start dinner for some reason. Husbands like to be fed after coming home from work. Who knew?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 14, 2019 06:10 PM (ptqGC)

27 I'd pay good money for Wiessmann to be frog marched on live TV.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at November 14, 2019 06:10 PM (NjQY3)

28 For a high ranking congressman like Schiff to resort to lying, you know trumps crimes must be significant. Why are we even questioning impeachment?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 14, 2019 06:10 PM (qkStt)

29 For the good of the country, this guy needs to be taken down.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles


For the good of the country, DC needs to hosed out on a regular basis.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 14, 2019 06:11 PM (1Vobx)

30 I'd link it, but I'm about to start dinner for some reason. Husbands like to be fed after coming home from work. Who knew?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 14, 2019 06:10 PM (ptqGC)

Whatcha making? I'll be right over...

Posted by: Archer at November 14, 2019 06:11 PM (gmo/4)

31 I guess the pay is pretty good to be a Lefty call boy.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 14, 2019 06:11 PM (r+sAi)

32 I'm looking forward to seeing how CBS "News" spins the hearings tonight.

Posted by: freaked at November 14, 2019 06:11 PM (Tnijr)

33 Looks like Ace is trolling for disgraced Congresswomen in the Sidebar.

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 06:12 PM (4esN9)

34 A spoiling attack only works if you're an actual threat.

Posted by: DaveA at November 14, 2019 06:12 PM (FhXTo)

35 For the good of the country, DC needs to hosed out on a regular basis.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 14, 2019 06:11 PM (1Vobx)
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I used this one weird trick.

Posted by: Herakles at November 14, 2019 06:12 PM (3Z6pZ)

36 3 Trump supposedly met with Barr in the Oval today. Good sign maybe?
Oh and not first!
Posted by: Jmel at November 14, 2019 06:05 PM (OeWgo)

Trump probably going, 'uh, where is the IG report?'

'Where are the indictments?'

'Why is it that the press can get evidence from Ukraine, but we can't?'

Posted by: Don Q at November 14, 2019 06:12 PM (NgKpN)

37 We are well past the point where these DNC Subsidiaries are thought of by most of the thinking public as credible news organizations. These people would have hired Eichmann for his perspective on the Nazi's.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at November 14, 2019 06:12 PM (F73W5)

38 I'd link it, but I'm about to start dinner for some reason. Husbands like to be fed after coming home from work. Who knew?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 14, 2019 06:10 PM (ptqGC)


Larry O'Connor did a beautiful commentary on it (with supporting audio), and roasted Wolf to perfection.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 14, 2019 06:12 PM (BiNEL)

39 For the good of the country, DC needs to hosed out on a regular basis.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 14, 2019 06:11 PM (1Vobx)


Take off and nuke it from orbit, etc., etc.

Posted by: filbert at November 14, 2019 06:12 PM (NiXyF)

40 Hey, Weissmann made sure his puppet was a marine who went to church! That's as good as his being a churchgoing marine!

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 14, 2019 06:12 PM (FEQY4)

41 There needs to be an investigation into how Schiff's neck can support his head.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 14, 2019 06:12 PM (j3npP)

42 The MSM has no credibility anyway

Posted by: Skip at November 14, 2019 06:12 PM (ZCEU2)

43 This is a stunning thing to do though. Weissmann needs to be behind bars.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 14, 2019 06:13 PM (FEQY4)

44 Prosecutors enjoy universal respect in the military. Any attempt to smear or otherwise 'dirty up' this guy will only backfire.

I fear that veterans are turning on Trump. Just the other day a 1st Sgt. with a pair of jump wings told me that he's losing faith in Trump. The guy was crying like a baby over Trump's mean tweets and how he won't let us all do rotations to Syria.

I voted for Trump and think the Never Trumpers are punks, but they have a point. Trump needs to change course, listen to the experts and stop tweeting completely.

And he should never, every lower himself to bring up Democrat corruption, That only alienates people.

Posted by: Concerned Rock-Solid Conservative Army Vet at November 14, 2019 06:13 PM (cfSRQ)

45 Husbands like to be fed after coming home from work. Who knew?
Posted by: Jane D'oh

WTH? My wife assured me many times that this is urban legend.

Posted by: Howard Johnson at November 14, 2019 06:13 PM (z1DPh)

46 I used this one weird trick.

Posted by: Herakles at November 14, 2019 06:12 PM (3Z6pZ)


AND, the Potomac is so conveniently located nearby!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 14, 2019 06:13 PM (BiNEL)

47 I can't wait to see the DoJ break in on set, cuff him, and perp walk him. Of course it won't happen, because he is a tool of the elite, and is not subject to the laws of regular citizens.



He's a nasty slimy crook.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 14, 2019 06:13 PM (sy5kK)

48 30 I'd link it, but I'm about to start dinner for some reason. Husbands like to be fed after coming home from work. Who knew?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 14, 2019 06:10 PM (ptqGC)

Whatcha making? I'll be right over...
Posted by: Archer at November 14, 2019 06:11 PM (gmo/4)

Well, its better to have dinner ready for Ward when he gets home, otherwise he gets cranky and is hard on the Beaver.

Posted by: June Cleaver at November 14, 2019 06:13 PM (NgKpN)

49 I am glad to see there is at least one Republican that will say it. It should be all of them in chorus.

Posted by: freaked at November 14, 2019 06:14 PM (Tnijr)

50 41 I think we solved it already here at the HQ,helium filled head.

Posted by: steevy at November 14, 2019 06:14 PM (KNsKs)

51 For the good of the country, DC needs to hosed out on a regular basis.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

After a good de-lousing.

Posted by: Cheri at November 14, 2019 06:14 PM (oiNtH)

52 44 Prosecutors enjoy universal respect in the military. Any attempt to smear or otherwise 'dirty up' this guy will only backfire.

I fear that veterans are turning on Trump. Just the other day a 1st Sgt. with a pair of jump wings told me that he's losing faith in Trump. The guy was crying like a baby over Trump's mean tweets and how he won't let us all do rotations to Syria.

I voted for Trump and think the Never Trumpers are punks, but they have a point. Trump needs to change course, listen to the experts and stop tweeting completely.

And he should never, every lower himself to bring up Democrat corruption, That only alienates people.

===

Right, plus Weissmann picked Mueller to be his limpdicked handpuppet. And Mueller was a marine who went to church. So, I fear that this move would only serve to sever Trump from his base even further.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 14, 2019 06:14 PM (FEQY4)

53 Prosecutors enjoy universal respect in the military. Any attempt to smear or otherwise 'dirty up' this guy will only backfire.

I fear that veterans are turning on Trump. Just the other day a 1st Sgt. with a pair of jump wings told me that he's losing faith in Trump. The guy was crying like a baby over Trump's mean tweets and how he won't let us all do rotations to Syria.

I voted for Trump and think the Never Trumpers are punks, but they have a point. Trump needs to change course, listen to the experts and stop tweeting completely.

And he should never, every lower himself to bring up Democrat corruption, That only alienates people.
Posted by: Concerned Rock-Solid Conservative Army Vet at November 14, 2019 06:13 PM (cfSRQ)


Word.

Posted by: Life-Long Republican at November 14, 2019 06:15 PM (NiXyF)

54 I'm looking forward to seeing how CBS "News" spins the "hearings" tonight.

Posted by: Crusader at November 14, 2019 06:15 PM (ewSN2)

55 Maybe we could get the Left to turn on him if we point out that his name translates to 'White Man.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 14, 2019 06:15 PM (oVJmc)

56 Ace, have you seen the Newsbusters piece about Wolf Blitzer asking Kellyanne Conway about her marriage and showing her a clip of her piggy husband on MSNBC? He totally blindsided her, and she dealt with him accordingly.

I'd link it, but I'm about to start dinner for some reason. Husbands like to be fed after coming home from work. Who knew?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 14, 2019 06:10 PM (ptqGC)

I posted it at the end of JJ's thread. Didn't want to post it on the art thread cuz CBD gets testy if you don't talk about the art. Then I got busy and forgot about it because oh look, squirrel!


@JoeConchaTV

Kellyanne Conway to CNN after network played husband's comments: You wanted to put it in my husband's voice b/c you think somehow that will help your ratings or that you're really sticking it to kellyanne conway. And let me be very clear you didn't stick it to Kellyanne Conway...

Conway continued: ...you embarrassed yourself and I'm embarrassed for you, because this is CNN now? I looked up to you when I was in college and law school, I would turn on CNN to see what Wolf Blitzer had to say about war, famine, disruption abroad. I really respected you."

Posted by: Tami at November 14, 2019 06:15 PM (cF8AT)

57 There needs to be an investigation into how Schiff's neck can support his head.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 14, 2019 06:12 PM

Rope attached to a scale ought to do it.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 14, 2019 06:15 PM (rBtIz)

58 Steyer just ran a campaign ad. It was all about trust.

He also wants to eliminate corporate money from campaigns. Interestingly, there was nothing about eliminating union money from campaigns.
Bastards, the whole lot of them.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 14, 2019 06:16 PM (+lVUW)

59 "I looked up to you when I was in college and law school, I would turn on CNN to see what Wolf Blitzer had to say about war, famine, disruption abroad. I really respected you."



What an idiot. Wolf Blitzer? You looked up to Wolf Blitzer?

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 06:16 PM (4esN9)

60 Posted by: June Cleaver at November 14, 2019 06:13 PM (NgKpN)

Lol

Don't want him to smash the Beav!

Posted by: Wut at November 14, 2019 06:16 PM (jKqaK)

61 And he should never, every lower himself to bring up Democrat corruption, That only alienates people.
Posted by: Concerned Rock-Solid Conservative Army Vet at November 14, 2019 06:13 PM (cfSRQ)

Word.
Posted by: Life-Long Republican at November 14, 2019 06:15 PM (NiXyF)

Its 5 Oclock, do you know where your wives are?

Posted by: The Paulo at November 14, 2019 06:16 PM (NgKpN)

62

Have you ever cleaned a fish, like a big trout?

You take a sharp knife, shove it up it's ass, and slice open all the way to the mouth.

How is this related to the topic of this thread?

I'll let you continue with this vision all by yourself.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 14, 2019 06:16 PM (sy5kK)

63 What are the odds he's sexually harassed a subordinate? Probably looking for an abuser-friendly work environment!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Unbanned Chapter at November 14, 2019 06:17 PM (vGJY7)

64 But isn't AndrewWeisman now the world's leading expert at "Why DonaldTrump did NOT Collude With Russia?" He wrote that fxcking "exhonerating" report, can't wait for GOP guests with gumption to throw that in ABC's face!!

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at November 14, 2019 06:17 PM (umBCo)

65 Thanks, Tami!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 14, 2019 06:17 PM (ptqGC)

66 Gen. Michael Flynn's attorney Sidney Powell, in fact, made him the lead
villain in her book "Licensed to Lie" and has labeled him "the poster
boy for prosecutorial misconduct."


Top. Men.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 14, 2019 06:17 PM (HaL55)

67 And he should never, every lower himself to bring up Democrat corruption, That only alienates people.

Posted by: Concerned Rock-Solid Conservative Army Vet at November 14, 2019 06:13 PM (cfSRQ)


I am glad to see honorable members of the military finally speak out about the horror of persecuting honest hard-working members of the loyal opposition party and their families who were just making honest dollars overseas by sheer hard work and skill!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 14, 2019 06:18 PM (BiNEL)

68 Remember, back in the day, when Rush Limbaugh's music for Ross Perot went 'I'm on my way to the funny farm when all is beautiful all the time..."

And he was seemingly the only complete nut ?

Good times. Good times.

Posted by: Just Lily at November 14, 2019 06:18 PM (rw1l7)

69 What are the odds he's sexually harassed a subordinate? Probably looking for an abuser-friendly work environment!
Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Unbanned Chapter at November 14, 2019 06:17 PM

Well, he hasn't denied it....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 14, 2019 06:18 PM (rBtIz)

70 Its 5 Oclock, do you know where your wives are?
Posted by: The Paulo at November 14, 2019 06:16 PM (NgKpN)


You said you'd take care of them, and we could watch.

Are you saying you LOST them?

Posted by: Life-Long Republican at November 14, 2019 06:18 PM (NiXyF)

71 "I'm looking forward to seeing how CBS "News" spins the "hearings" tonight."

Me too!

I bet they lead with the shooting, and the "hearings" get one minute.

Posted by: freaked at November 14, 2019 06:18 PM (Tnijr)

72 Its 5 Oclock, do you know where your wives are?

They're at home.

Posted by: Mitt Romney, The Conscience of America at November 14, 2019 06:20 PM (oVJmc)

73 Meanwhile, the desolation continues....

I saw Jonah Goldberg blocked Kurt Schlichter after yet again picking a fight and getting his ass kicked.

Someone needs to take his phone away and get him off the sauce. It's pathetic. He's a shambling, sloppy drunk wandering around the cocktail party trying to pick a fist fight and when he gets bitch-slapped, blubbers on the floor.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 14, 2019 06:20 PM (cfSRQ)

74
And the media arm of the intelligence agencies gives another lucrative sinecure to another Deep State criminal.

The beat goes on.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 14, 2019 06:20 PM (9zpat)

75 You either CYA as "the opposition" like Biden, or as the Press, like Weismann, Brennan, Rhodes etc.
Todays Democrat Party

Posted by: Jeff Rubin (ex Mr Amanpour) at November 14, 2019 06:20 PM (Fxgkp)

76 Its 5 Oclock, do you know where your wives are?

Posted by: The Paulo at November 14, 2019 06:16 PM (NgKpN)

Driving like mad from the bar/book club to beat their husbands home?


Posted by: Archer at November 14, 2019 06:21 PM (gmo/4)

77 You said you'd take care of them, and we could watch.

Are you saying you LOST them?
Posted by: Life-Long Republican at November 14, 2019 06:18 PM

Girls' night out. Hoom!

Posted by: The Entwives at November 14, 2019 06:21 PM (rBtIz)

78 We are finally getting to the point where the Demofascists are getting called out publicly. It has only taken the threat to take down the legitimately elected government of the United States, but, whatever, I'm glad we are finally here.

Adam Schiff is the worst sort of human. In earlier ages he would have died in a duel long ago. Or he would be rotting in some prison someplace, preparing for draw and quartering. Instead he gets to bug-eye on TV every day and insult his betters, the voters.

And, my sincere appreciation and congratulations to Kellyanne Conway. I have never seen a more thorough and impressive carving up of a TV personality than what she did today to Wolf Blitzer on the exrecable personal network of Jeff Zucker. I hope the ATT CEO saw the interview and I hope he is mortified, thinking "what the hell did I sign us up for?!"

Fire them all. One at a time. Televise it. Start with Zucker and have each CNN reader come in and apologize, then kick them the fuck out on the street.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 14, 2019 06:21 PM (NVYyb)

79 Dzerzhinsky, Menzhinsky, Weisman, Latsis, Yagoda.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 14, 2019 06:21 PM (JwHjN)

80
Weissmann and Mueller let people rot in jail for years to protect Whitey Fucking Bulger. FYI, Whitey and a family member are also connected to Ukraine via the Kerry's and Mueller.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 14, 2019 06:21 PM (zBaqJ)

81 Well, he hasn't denied it....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 14, 2019 06:18 PM (rBtIz)


Seriousness of the charge amigo!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 14, 2019 06:21 PM (BiNEL)

82 I haven't watched any of the alphabet news, or the 24 hrs. news networks in years.
They ARE the public relations arm of the democrat party.

The only thing NBC is competent at is covering up for pervs like Lauer.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 14, 2019 06:21 PM (+lVUW)

83 I hope Powell gets Flynn's judge to throw the book at the DOJ. Maybe single out Weissman for extra harsh consequences. Disbarment? Personal liability for Flynn's legal bills...

Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at November 14, 2019 06:21 PM (PYdI2)

84 Rush was saying that there was doodly and squat coverage of the hearing. Even on CNN.

My radio station is playing the Jordan and Ratcliffe clips on a loop.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 14, 2019 06:21 PM (dtTz3)

85 Jonah Goldberg's turned into the wife in Days of Wine and Roses, day-drinking and embarrassing herself.

He won't accidentally set his house on fire while smoking because his wife keeps locking him out, so at least there's that.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 14, 2019 06:21 PM (cfSRQ)

86 Fire them all. One at a time. Televise it. Start with Zucker and have each CNN reader come in and apologize, then kick them the fuck out on the street.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 14, 2019 06:21 PM (NVYyb)

Via a window on the ninth floor.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 14, 2019 06:22 PM (j3npP)

87 WASTF

What does this mean?

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 14, 2019 06:22 PM (myjNJ)

88 anyone notice that shift has only denied knowing The whistleblower in the house the only place where he can't be prosecuted for lying if he's called to testify later

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at November 14, 2019 06:23 PM (EN1gj)

89
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 14, 2019 06:22 PM (myjNJ)

------

We Are So/Still Totally Fucked.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 14, 2019 06:23 PM (9zpat)

90 "I haven't watched any of the alphabet news, or the 24 hrs. news networks in years. "

I watch a bit to keep track of the spin. Also, it comes free, right out of the air. Worth every penny.

Posted by: freaked at November 14, 2019 06:23 PM (Tnijr)

91 And these are our alleged "betters"? Better liars and thieves, for sure. Bring on the purges.

Posted by: Notorious BFD, double-naught Rooskie asset at November 14, 2019 06:23 PM (EgshT)

92 82 I haven't watched any of the alphabet news, or the 24 hrs. news networks in years.
They ARE the public relations arm of the democrat party.

The only thing NBC is competent at is covering up for pervs like Lauer.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 14, 2019 06:21 PM (+lVUW)


I have a link tomorrow about a former NBC correspondent facing charges of asking a 9-year-old girl for naked selfies.

I shit you not.

NBC - Nubile Babies and Children.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 14, 2019 06:23 PM (zBaqJ)

93 In 2010 the lefty rag New Republic wrote an article called "Scandal TBD" predicting that if the Republicans won the House and Obama got reelected in 2012, then the Republicans would "try to impeach Obama and use any reason possible as pretext".

Further proof (as if you needed any) that it's all projection. Remember that the next time they call you Nazis.

Posted by: ... at November 14, 2019 06:23 PM (yokAj)

94 What an idiot. Wolf Blitzer? You looked up to Wolf Blitzer?

Posted by: garrett


naw, she was just calling him old and washed up.

Posted by: x at November 14, 2019 06:24 PM (nFwvY)

95 He won't accidentally set his house on fire while smoking because his wife keeps locking him out, so at least there's that.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 14, 2019 06:21 PM

Will no one spare a thought for me?

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg's couch at November 14, 2019 06:24 PM (rBtIz)

96 Kaitlan Collins @kaitlancollins
President Trump was scheduled to leave the White House about 15 minutes ago for a rally, but per the pool, he can be seen through the windows of the Oval Office in a conversation with the attorney general.
*********
I do believe the Dynamite is about to go BOOOOOM

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 14, 2019 06:24 PM (BqBId)

97 I watch a bit to keep track of the spin. Also, it comes free, right out of the air. Worth every penny.

Posted by: freaked at November 14, 2019 06:23 PM

Thanks for your support!

Posted by: MSM EXECS at November 14, 2019 06:24 PM (jKqaK)

98 And Paul Manafort is behind bars right now.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 14, 2019 06:24 PM (zBaqJ)

99 My German is Extremely limited, but I think 'weissman' means white man. So NBC raysiss. I bet A -dub is a rapey little bitch too.

Posted by: kallisto at November 14, 2019 06:25 PM (4Pkdw)

100 How come we never see concern-trolling the OTHER way? Let's give it a try:

As a lifelong progressive and rock-solid Democratic voter, I'm concerned that my party -- my beloved party -- has been taken over by fanatical communists and amoral perverts. I don't remember voting for this to happen. And I'm worried that it will alienate all the union members, coal miners, Hispanic Catholics, rich gays, black Christians, socially conservative Muslims, suburban wine moms and all the other diverse members of our completely untenable, crumbling "intersectional" coalition. Since we have nothing in common, and since the Democratic Party will pass bizarre extremist laws once in power, thus driving away all sane people, we instead need to unify against a single villain, to bring us together again. Therefore I'm recommending to all my fellow progressives to vote for Trump in 2020 -- and they all think it's a fantastic idea! As does my 8-year-old son, who brought me to tears of joy when he said, "Mommy, without a supervillain to defeat, how can we ever become superheroes?"

Posted by: zombie at November 14, 2019 06:26 PM (fK2gX)

101 I am, of course, am impervious to the illusions that flicker across the LCD screen.

Posted by: freaked at November 14, 2019 06:26 PM (Tnijr)

102 There wasn't any hearing today as far as I know, starts tomorrow again

Posted by: Skip at November 14, 2019 06:26 PM (ZCEU2)

103 One cup-size smaller, and she would be irrelevant.

Posted by: dogsandhogs at November 14, 2019 06:26 PM (Vv+QO)

104 >>I have a link tomorrow about a former NBC correspondent facing charges of asking a 9-year-old girl for naked selfies.

>>I shit you not.

Did you get the video of Schiff introducing him at some event and fawning all over him?

I think he's a donor.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 14, 2019 06:26 PM (ZLI7S)

105 But but but, does he have the proper rapist pedigree required by NBC?

Posted by: Tentotwo at November 14, 2019 06:26 PM (yhf6w)

106 96 Kaitlan Collins @kaitlancollins
President Trump was scheduled to leave the White House about 15 minutes ago for a rally, but per the pool, he can be seen through the windows of the Oval Office in a conversation with the attorney general.
*********
I do believe the Dynamite is about to go BOOOOOM
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 14, 2019 06:24 PM (BqBId)



Hearing scheduled for tomorrow with a weepy Russky devotchka that got shit-canned by OrangeManBad. They hope to pull off a Ballsey Ford stunt. Trump may pre-empt with a bombshell.

Just in time for the weekend.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 14, 2019 06:26 PM (zBaqJ)

107 I am I am.

Posted by: freaked at November 14, 2019 06:26 PM (Tnijr)

108 Why don't more dirty prosecutors get into trouble? The prosecutor in the Duke lacrosse players case ran into trouble. But I'm sure he's not the only dirty one around.

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at November 14, 2019 06:26 PM (eAMlh)

109 Kaitlan Collins @kaitlancollins
President Trump was scheduled to leave the White House about 15 minutes ago for a rally, but per the pool, he can be seen through the windows of the Oval Office in a conversation with the attorney general.
*********
I do believe the Dynamite is about to go BOOOOOM
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 14, 2019 06:24 PM (BqBId)


It would be sweet if Trump lowered the boom at his Louisiana rally tonight (immediately supported by the Mother Of All Doc Dumps).

Posted by: Life-Long Republican at November 14, 2019 06:27 PM (NiXyF)

110 Andrew Weissman's contract requires his office be outfitted with a rape button. HE A PLAYA YO

Posted by: kallisto at November 14, 2019 06:27 PM (4Pkdw)

111
Will no one spare a thought for me?

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg's couch at November 14, 2019 06:24 PM (rBtIz)

---
Yeah, I wouldn't sit on that couch unless you put it under a black light first.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 14, 2019 06:27 PM (cfSRQ)

112 9 is a ripe age
Muhammed

Posted by: steevy at November 14, 2019 06:27 PM (KNsKs)

113 92 82 I haven't watched any of the alphabet news, or the 24 hrs. news networks in years.
They ARE the public relations arm of the democrat party.

The only thing NBC is competent at is covering up for pervs like Lauer.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 14, 2019 06:21 PM (+lVUW)


I have a link tomorrow about a former NBC correspondent facing charges of asking a 9-year-old girl for naked selfies.

I shit you not.

NBC - Nubile Babies and Children.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 14, 2019 06:23 PM (zBaqJ)


People forget so quickly!

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at November 14, 2019 06:27 PM (sy5kK)

114 Weissmann had no qualms nor moral issues w sending men, later found innocent, to PMITA prison. How a despicable worm like that still walks free amazes me. It's demoralizing to realize how powerful he and his kind are, and how weak they have made the good guys.

Posted by: Ever at November 14, 2019 06:27 PM (ZZDMQ)

115 It would be sweet if Trump lowered the boom at his Louisiana rally tonight (immediately supported by the Mother Of All Doc Dumps).
Posted by: Life-Long Republican at November 14, 2019 06:27 PM (NiXyF)


Woah, it's like Life-Long Republican suddenly became a totally different person!

Posted by: filbert at November 14, 2019 06:27 PM (NiXyF)

116 I give him a two thumbs up. The pooper.

Posted by: Matt Plauer at November 14, 2019 06:28 PM (EgshT)

117 116
I give him a two thumbs up. The pooper.


Posted by: Matt Plauer at November 14, 2019 06:28 PM (EgshT)

---With the surprise anal reference, the thread is official.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 14, 2019 06:28 PM (cfSRQ)

118 It's time to invoke the 25th on Schiff and Pelosi.

Posted by: Mongo at November 14, 2019 06:29 PM (pHl8P)

119 Whoa, this guy is a friend of Adam Schiff?
"Emmy-winning former television medical correspondent Dr. Bruce Hensel
has been arrested by the Los Angeles Regional Internet Crimes Against
Children Task Force on suspicion of asking a 9-year-old girl to send him
sexually suggestive photos, according to the L.A. District Attorney's
Office. . .
First Ed Buck, now Hensel - walls closing in? LOLGF

Posted by: Lizzy at November 14, 2019 06:29 PM (bDqIh)

120 98 And Paul Manafort is behind bars right now.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 14, 2019 06:24 PM (zBaqJ)

Why? Because the US got ahold of a 'Black Ledger' of money from Burisma, and others, that implicated him.

Two men WERE convicted of this, as it interfered in the US election, but their case was appealed and overturned.

Ukraine will not use the Leger in their own Court proceedings, because it is very suspect.

Meanwhile, Manafort is in Jail, and the Podesta group, which was doing the exact same thing in Ukraine, has not even had a search warrant against it as far as we can tell.

Its almost like, there is a two tier Justice system, where one can get stuff done, and one for some reason, can't.

Posted by: Don Q at November 14, 2019 06:29 PM (NgKpN)

121 I'm hoping some nut throws a bucket of warm runny shit on Adam Shifty but that freak would prolly enjoy it.

Posted by: kallisto at November 14, 2019 06:29 PM (4Pkdw)

122
Alt. Post Title:

Here's More Hard Evidence That #MeToo Is Just A Contrived Weapon For The Left To Use Against Only You

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 14, 2019 06:29 PM (fhCLs)

123 President Trump was scheduled to leave the White House about 15 minutes ago for a rally, but per the pool, he can be seen through the windows of the Oval Office in a conversation with the attorney general.
*********
I do believe the Dynamite is about to go BOOOOOM


If they release the IG report the day before Thanksgiving then it's probably a nothingburger.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Unbanned Chapter at November 14, 2019 06:29 PM (vGJY7)

124 Speaking of Jonah Goldberg, has he heard of Mollie Hemingway's book yet?

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at November 14, 2019 06:29 PM (eAMlh)

125 With the surprise anal reference, the thread is official.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 14, 2019 06:28 PM

We'll allow it.

Posted by: The otters at November 14, 2019 06:30 PM (rBtIz)

126 BREAKING: 50 attorneys general investigating Google are reportedly preparing to expand their antitrust investigation beyond the company's advertising business and dive into its search and Android businesses - CNBC

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 14, 2019 06:30 PM (BqBId)

127 I do believe the Dynamite is about to go BOOOOOM
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 14, 2019 06:24 PM (BqBId)
~~~~~

Then they've been at it for more than an hour.

I was hoping for a big document dump today--PDT's dumps tend to happen on Thursdays, not Fridays.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 14, 2019 06:30 PM (sGotD)

128 Posted by: zombie at November 14, 2019 06:26 PM (fK2gX)

============
That was a beautiful DailyKos Diary in the making!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 14, 2019 06:30 PM (NVYyb)

129 A side benefit of LIB is that all these grifting pols will never see a dime of taxpayers money, ever again.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 14, 2019 06:30 PM (dtTz3)

130 congressmen, Representative Jason Smith


He's my congresscritter.
Posted by: Tami at November 14, 2019 06:07 PM (cF8AT)


Hey, mine too!

Never really that fond of him myself, but I can't imagine his predecessor making such a statement.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 14, 2019 06:31 PM (2PXwn)

131 I do believe the Dynamite is about to go BOOOOOM

*****

#TwoWeeks

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at November 14, 2019 06:31 PM (+dsLj)

132
Weissman's hiring was unexpected.

He's a surprise analyst.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 14, 2019 06:31 PM (9zpat)

133 112 9 is a ripe age
Muhammed
Posted by: steevy


Fun historical fact:

The Islamic Calendar is NOT (and never has been) in sync with the solar year: instead of 365.25 days long, the Islamic year is based on lunar cycles and thus is 354 days long -- which is why Ramadan changes from year to year and is never on a "fixed date" from our vantage point.

Anyway, they used this 354-day year back in Mohammed's time as well, which means that Aisha was only nine 354-day-long years old -- meaning that she is 9x11=99 days younger than we assume. Thus there is a 99/365= 27% chance that she was EIGHT years old when he had sex with her!

Posted by: zombie at November 14, 2019 06:31 PM (fK2gX)

134
Speaking of Jonah Goldberg, has he heard of Mollie Hemingway's book yet?

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at November 14, 2019 06:29 PM (eAMlh)

---
No, he's still fumbling with getting his keys in the door of his house. Wife changed the lock without telling him.

Again.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 14, 2019 06:31 PM (cfSRQ)

135 Adam Schiff looks like a pedo.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 14, 2019 06:32 PM (r+sAi)

136 59 "I looked up to you when I was in college and law school, I would turn on CNN to see what Wolf Blitzer had to say about war, famine, disruption abroad. I really respected you."



What an idiot. Wolf Blitzer? You looked up to Wolf Blitzer?

Posted by: garrett


A lot of us were stupid in college. You get out into the real world, and you grow up.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 14, 2019 06:32 PM (+lVUW)

137
...he can be seen through the windows of the Oval Office in a conversation with the attorney general.


Are they lip-reading, too? Will we find out that the conversation was about Ukraine and quid pro quo and withholding military aid?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 14, 2019 06:32 PM (fhCLs)

138 ---With the surprise anal reference, the thread is official.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 14, 2019 06:28 PM


I think there otter be other official thread qualifiers.

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at November 14, 2019 06:33 PM (tM5os)

139 CBS put the hearings 3rd and it was really just on what Pelosi said.

School shootings is the #1 story. Pumpingithard.

Posted by: freaked at November 14, 2019 06:33 PM (Tnijr)

140 136
A lot of us were stupid in college. You get out into the real world, and you grow up.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 14, 2019 06:32 PM (+lVUW)

Many do not. Hence, Democrats.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 14, 2019 06:33 PM (zBaqJ)

141 Anyway, they used this 354-day year back in
Mohammed's time as well, which means that Aisha was only nine
354-day-long years old -- meaning that she is 9x11=99 days younger than
we assume. Thus there is a 99/365= 27% chance that she was EIGHT years
old when he had sex with her!

Posted by: zombie at November 14, 2019 06:31 PM (fK2gX)

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Yeah, but she totally could pass for 11.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 14, 2019 06:33 PM (cfSRQ)

142 137
...he can be seen through the windows of the Oval Office in a conversation with the attorney general.


Are they lip-reading, too? Will we find out that the conversation was about Ukraine and quid pro quo and withholding military aid?
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 14, 2019 06:32 PM (fhCLs)



"We'll have to go EVA and shit down Hal..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 14, 2019 06:33 PM (zBaqJ)

143
No, he's still fumbling with getting his keys in the door of his house. Wife changed the lock without telling him.

Again.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 14, 2019 06:31 PM (cfSRQ)

-------

No, no, no. There is, how do you say... no need?

His shedda di cucki locks from the outside, and the Paolo has the only key!

Posted by: The Paolo at November 14, 2019 06:33 PM (9zpat)

144 What an idiot. Wolf Blitzer? You looked up to Wolf Blitzer?

Dude.

Posted by: Every Jeopardy Contestant Ever at November 14, 2019 06:34 PM (oVJmc)

145
shut not shit.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 14, 2019 06:34 PM (zBaqJ)

146 What's the frequency, Weismann.

Posted by: Hermione Granger & the silver bullet band at November 14, 2019 06:34 PM (Fxgkp)

147 Mohammed- She was 20 in goat years.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 14, 2019 06:34 PM (dtTz3)

148 School shootings is the #1 story. Pumpingithard.

Posted by: freaked at November 14, 2019 06:33 PM (Tnijr)

---Trump should invoke the Insurrection Act because clearly California doesn't know how to enforce existing federal gun laws.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 14, 2019 06:34 PM (cfSRQ)

149

Howie Carr the other day said someone said this about adam shiff: "If you saw that guy in the park, wouldn't you keep an eye on him?"

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 14, 2019 06:35 PM (fhCLs)

150 Hopefully they have a clause in his contract that when he is arrested that they do not have to pay him.

Posted by: Picric at November 14, 2019 06:35 PM (VdwpR)

151 Know who isn't a friend of Adam Schiff? Eric Ciaramella because Schiffty never met him.

Posted by: Skip at November 14, 2019 06:35 PM (ZCEU2)

152 Wind your clocks people. Wind you clocks.

Posted by: Tick Tock Club Charter Member at November 14, 2019 06:36 PM (Pzzpr)

153 Adam Schiff looks like a pedo.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 14, 2019 06:32 PM (r+sAi)

He does. I'm sure he has a creepy room in his house where he does creepy things.
And he reminds me of Peter Lorie.

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at November 14, 2019 06:36 PM (eAMlh)

154 @washingtonpost

Breaking news: Justice Dept. watchdog won't let witnesses give written feedback on report about FBI's Russia probe, sparking fears of inaccuracy


Sounds like some people are afraid it's going to be accurate.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 14, 2019 06:36 PM (ZLI7S)

155 Hey, mine too!

Never really that fond of him myself, but I can't imagine his predecessor making such a statement.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 14, 2019 06:31 PM (2PXwn)

Oh hey...I'll hang out my window and wave to you!

He was in when we moved here and we moved here from Connecticut...it don't get any worse than that.

Posted by: Tami at November 14, 2019 06:36 PM (cF8AT)

156

Why would they want to shit down Hal?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 14, 2019 06:36 PM (fhCLs)

157 147 Mohammed- She was 20 in goat years.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 14, 2019 06:34 PM (dtTz3)


Purina Concubine Chow... Chow Chow Chow!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 14, 2019 06:36 PM (zBaqJ)

158 Second story is Marine Manhunt.

Next up, Pelosi explains bribery.

Posted by: freaked at November 14, 2019 06:37 PM (Tnijr)

159 Are they lip-reading, too? Will we find out that the conversation was about Ukraine and quid pro quo and withholding military aid?

I feel that it was. You think hearsay is good evidence? Feelsay is even better.

Posted by: Whistleblower Up! at November 14, 2019 06:37 PM (n6bs1)

160


.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 14, 2019 06:37 PM (fhCLs)

161
Barrel beckons.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 14, 2019 06:37 PM (zBaqJ)

162 Working from my farm office tomorrow if anyone is looking for me.

Posted by: Weasel at November 14, 2019 06:37 PM (MVjcR)

163 shut not shit.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 14, 2019 06:34 PM


Constipate we must!

Posted by: Rev. Al S. at November 14, 2019 06:38 PM (tM5os)

164 Soothsayer with the kick-save, and a beauty!

Posted by: filbert at November 14, 2019 06:38 PM (NiXyF)

165 Pelosi is trying to change the meaning of bribery.

Posted by: freaked at November 14, 2019 06:38 PM (Tnijr)

166 163 shut not shit.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 14, 2019 06:34 PM

Constipate we must!
Posted by: Rev. Al S. at November 14, 2019 06:38 PM (tM5os)

Join the movement!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 14, 2019 06:38 PM (NWiLs)

167 162 Working from my farm office tomorrow if anyone is looking for me.
Posted by: Weasel at November 14, 2019 06:37 PM (MVjcR)


Mr. Haney and Ebb Dawson coming?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 14, 2019 06:39 PM (zBaqJ)

168 shut not shit.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 14, 2019 06:34 PM

Constipate we must!
Posted by: Rev. Al S. at November 14, 2019 06:38 PM (tM5os)

Join the movement!
Posted by: Insomniac at November 14, 2019 06:38 PM (NWiLs)


Somebody say "shit?"

Posted by: Andrew Weismann, shitweasel at November 14, 2019 06:39 PM (NiXyF)

169 Why would they want to shit down Hal?
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 14, 2019 06:36 PM


You seriously have to ask?

Posted by: Dave at November 14, 2019 06:39 PM (tM5os)

170 165 Pelosi is trying to change the meaning of bribery.
Posted by: freaked at November 14, 2019 06:38 PM (Tnijr)


She should go ask her father.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 14, 2019 06:39 PM (zBaqJ)

171 Whistleblower to the Barrel. We have a surprise for you.

Posted by: The otters at November 14, 2019 06:40 PM (rBtIz)

172 90 "I haven't watched any of the alphabet news, or the 24 hrs. news networks in years. "

I watch a bit to keep track of the spin. Also, it comes free, right out of the air. Worth every penny.
Posted by: freaked


I keep track thru the internet. I don't want to risk Commie News Network, or any of the rest, getting Neilsen ratings credit for me watching them.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 14, 2019 06:40 PM (+lVUW)

173 167 162 Working from my farm office tomorrow if anyone is looking for me.
Posted by: Weasel at November 14, 2019 06:37 PM (MVjcR)


Mr. Haney and Ebb Dawson coming?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 14, 2019 06:39 PM (zBaqJ)
---------
No, but Arnold might make an appearance!

Posted by: Weasel at November 14, 2019 06:40 PM (MVjcR)

174
I love when my words get manipsonated.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 14, 2019 06:40 PM (zBaqJ)

175

I'm the fastest 'menter in the West.


Now let's get to shittin' down HAL!

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 14, 2019 06:40 PM (fhCLs)

176 173 167 162 Working from my farm office tomorrow if anyone is looking for me.
Posted by: Weasel at November 14, 2019 06:37 PM (MVjcR)


Mr. Haney and Ebb Dawson coming?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 14, 2019 06:39 PM (zBaqJ)
---------
No, but Arnold might make an appearance!
Posted by: Weasel at November 14, 2019 06:40 PM (MVjcR)


Save me some hots-cakes!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 14, 2019 06:40 PM (zBaqJ)

177 Weasel, what ever communing your doing with nature has made you a good writer. Keep up the good work.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 14, 2019 06:40 PM (dtTz3)

178 Maybe Oppenheim wants Weissman to conjure up some charges to get rid of Farrow.

Posted by: CN at November 14, 2019 06:41 PM (U7k5w)

179 The seditionists, traitors and other assorted felons subverting The rule of law are running to mainstream media outlets ..... it's as if they are trying to board the last helicopter out of Saigon

Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at November 14, 2019 06:41 PM (xXx5y)

180
I do believe the Dynamite is about to go BOOOOOM
*****
#TwoWeeks


Depends on what type fuse you use.

Posted by: Wile E. Coyote at November 14, 2019 06:41 PM (aKsyK)

181
Jonah in his Cuckshed:

https://tinyurl.com/wfwnupp

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 14, 2019 06:41 PM (9zpat)

182 He's a phony, he's a fake, and hes a liar.
=======

Not only is this part true (about Schiff), but it also has the added benefit of correctly using an Oxford comma!

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at November 14, 2019 06:41 PM (xptlg)

183
162 Working from my farm office tomorrow if anyone is looking for me.

Posted by: Weasel at November 14, 2019 06:37 PM (MVjcR)





Mr. Haney and Ebb Dawson coming?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton



Weasel is talking to us from the top of his telephone pole.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 14, 2019 06:41 PM (fhCLs)

184 As predicted, CBS "News" devoted one minute to impeachment, and most of that was Pelosi's press conference. They know this is a dud.

Posted by: freaked at November 14, 2019 06:41 PM (Tnijr)

185 You don't know that it was me! I'm anonymous...

Posted by: Whistleblower Up! at November 14, 2019 06:42 PM (8ruUE)

186 Now I've got that 'Green Acres" incidental music running through my head.

You guys are evil. EVIL!!!

Posted by: filbert at November 14, 2019 06:42 PM (NiXyF)

187 180
I do believe the Dynamite is about to go BOOOOOM
*****
#TwoWeeks

Depends on what type fuse you use.
Posted by: Wile E. Coyote at November 14, 2019 06:41 PM (aKsyK)



"The quick fuse?!!!"

- - Liebkin, Bialystock, Bloom... go boom.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 14, 2019 06:42 PM (zBaqJ)

188 177 Weasel, what ever communing your doing with nature has made you a good writer. Keep up the good work.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 14, 2019 06:40 PM (dtTz3)
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Why thank you Ben Had!

Posted by: Weasel at November 14, 2019 06:42 PM (MVjcR)

189 "don't want to risk Commie News Network, or any of the rest, getting Neilsen ratings credit for me watching them."

They have no idea that I am watching them with an antenna. There is nothing wrong with watching, just don't tell anybody.

Posted by: freaked at November 14, 2019 06:43 PM (Tnijr)

190 186 Now I've got that 'Green Acres" incidental music running through my head.

You guys are evil. EVIL!!!
Posted by: filbert at November 14, 2019 06:42 PM (NiXyF)
-----
That happens to me whenever I get on the tractor!

Posted by: Weasel at November 14, 2019 06:43 PM (MVjcR)

191 Sounds like some people are afraid it's going to be accurate.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 14, 2019 06:36 PM (ZLI7S)

------

Even if it's as bad as the most pessimist think, and doesn't recommend a single prosecution, just training, etc., the Left will call it a pack of lies.

SOP.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 14, 2019 06:44 PM (9zpat)

192 177 Weasel, what ever communing your doing with nature has made you a good writer. Keep up the good work.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 14, 2019 06:40 PM (dtTz3)

---

Hooah.

Posted by: SMH at November 14, 2019 06:44 PM (RU4sa)

193 Darling I love you but give me Park Avenue!

Posted by: Matt Plauer at November 14, 2019 06:44 PM (EgshT)

194 Well, when you have to go, and the pod doors won't open ...

Posted by: Dave at November 14, 2019 06:44 PM (tM5os)

195 177 Weasel, what ever communing your doing with nature has made you a good writer. Keep up the good work.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 14, 2019 06:40 PM (dtTz3)

Yes! I'm liking the new addition to the morning primate line up. Ancient typewriter pic is a nice touch, too.

Posted by: CN at November 14, 2019 06:44 PM (U7k5w)

196 Mohammed- She was 20 in goat years.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 14, 2019 06:34 PM (dtTz3)


You owe me a keyboard!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 14, 2019 06:45 PM (BiNEL)

197 well remember robin gritz, who filed a complaint against the bureau, that general Flynn endorsed that may have been the straw that broke the camels back,

Posted by: gaius martius at November 14, 2019 06:45 PM (hMlTh)

198 163 shut not shit.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 14, 2019 06:34 PM



Constipate we must!

Posted by: Rev. Al S. at November 14, 2019 06:38 PM (tM5os)



Join the movement!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 14, 2019 06:38 PM (NWiLs)

I've got plenty! -- Homeless L.A. Nut bag.

Posted by: Archer at November 14, 2019 06:45 PM (gmo/4)

199 Brad Pitt should carve a swastika into Herren Mewller und Veissmans foreheads

Posted by: Avi at November 14, 2019 06:46 PM (kSq2k)

200 Hooah.
Posted by: SMH at November 14, 2019 06:44 PM


Verily, by their pathetic moans shall ye know the dogfaces.

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at November 14, 2019 06:46 PM (tM5os)

201 I'll say this again, Washington DC being 95% Democrats is the greatest threat the nation faces.

Posted by: MAGA at November 14, 2019 06:46 PM (I5LRE)

202

Incidentally, did you hear SMITH WESSON split up into two companies?

Just a wild guess, but I'll bet my left nut that one company is the "gun manufacturer" and they have about $00.02 in assets.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 14, 2019 06:46 PM (fhCLs)

203 lol Duncanthrax

Posted by: SMH at November 14, 2019 06:46 PM (RU4sa)

204 OT: New Orleans news today

Uptown man accused of posing as mentally challenged adult to coerce babysitters to change his diaper



Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 14, 2019 06:47 PM (+0AKE)

205 "That happens to me whenever I get on the tractor!"

Me too.

Posted by: freaked at November 14, 2019 06:47 PM (Tnijr)

206 Riding a tractor is therapeutic. You can see why Oliver loved it.

Posted by: freaked at November 14, 2019 06:48 PM (Tnijr)

207
Save me some hots-cakes!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


Wash up before you eat.

https://youtu.be/bfTpbkpLouU

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 14, 2019 06:48 PM (aKsyK)

208 Working from my farm office tomorrow if anyone is looking for me.

Posted by: Weasel at November 14, 2019 06:37 PM (MVjcR) /i]

Getting crisp weather-wise down thataway

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 14, 2019 06:48 PM (BiNEL)

209 204
OT: New Orleans news today

Uptown man accused of posing as mentally challenged adult to coerce babysitters to change his diaper



Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 14, 2019 06:47 PM (+0AKE)

_______


"Damn, why didn't I think of that first? Thanks!" -- Jessica Yaniv

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 14, 2019 06:48 PM (WqPYg)

210 Uptown man accused of posing as mentally challenged adult to coerce babysitters to change his diaper

I wondered what happened to Anthony Weiner.

Posted by: Every Jeopardy Contestant Ever at November 14, 2019 06:48 PM (oVJmc)

211 I read all of these together. It's weird:


Uptown man accused of posing as mentally challenged adult to coerce babysitters to change his diaper

"That happens to me whenever I get on the tractor!"


Me too.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 14, 2019 06:49 PM (cfSRQ)

212 204 OT: New Orleans news today

Uptown man accused of posing as mentally challenged adult to coerce babysitters to change his diaper

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 14, 2019 06:47 PM (+0AKE)

Was the babysitter an uptown girl...living in her white bread world?

Posted by: Tami at November 14, 2019 06:49 PM (cF8AT)

213 Uptown man accused of posing as mentally challenged adult to coerce babysitters to change his diaper

That could be Hillary's story.

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at November 14, 2019 06:49 PM (eAMlh)

214 Hrothgar, please accept this coupon for KeyboardsRUS. Redeemable in the next 30 secs.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 14, 2019 06:49 PM (dtTz3)

215 OT: New Orleans news today

Uptown man accused of posing as mentally challenged adult to coerce babysitters to change his diaper
Posted by: sniffybigtoe


Not a threat yet, be we should watch these guys.

Posted by: Florida Man at November 14, 2019 06:50 PM (P1f+c)

216 The DC-Media-Incest-Fest is not just a river in Egypt.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 14, 2019 06:50 PM (WqPYg)

217 well remember robin gritz, who filed a complaint against the bureau, that general Flynn endorsed that may have been the straw that broke the camels back,

Posted by: gaius martius at November 14, 2019 06:45 PM (hMlTh)


Sorry comrade, that information has been banned for public display!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 14, 2019 06:50 PM (BiNEL)

218 It gets even better, the guys name is Rutledge Deas IV.

No word on if Deas nuts was part of it.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 14, 2019 06:50 PM (+0AKE)

219 Nothing like tractor therapy.

Posted by: Eromero at November 14, 2019 06:50 PM (UUkQp)

220 hiya

Posted by: JT at November 14, 2019 06:50 PM (arJlL)

221 WOOOOOO!!

Posted by: Ric Flair, Nobleman of Fury at November 14, 2019 06:50 PM (Sm564)

222 Hrothgar, please accept this coupon for KeyboardsRUS. Redeemable in the next 30 secs.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 14, 2019 06:49 PM (dtTz3)

Got it, thanks!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 14, 2019 06:51 PM (BiNEL)

223 A tractor and 50 acres to mow is a vacation.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 14, 2019 06:51 PM (dtTz3)

224 I had to take my cat to the vet for bloodwork. I didn't think I would get that winded. Yikes. We're both back inside now where it's warm. That's enough of that for now.

Posted by: rickl at November 14, 2019 06:51 PM (7vvoJ)

225 Incidentally, did you hear SMITH WESSON split up into two companies?

Just a wild guess, but I'll bet my left nut that one company is the "gun manufacturer" and they have about $00.02 in assets.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile



And thus endeth the pants-shitting panic of several days ago when Our Black Robed Masters at the Supreme Court allowed a case in Connecticut to go forward against a gun manufacturer.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 14, 2019 06:51 PM (IrbWq)

226 The Oxford Comma is what separates us from the beasts of the fields.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 14, 2019 06:52 PM (HaL55)

227 Nothing like tractor therapy.

Posted by: Eromero at November 14, 2019 06:50 PM (UUkQp)


True dat!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 14, 2019 06:52 PM (BiNEL)

228 224 I had to take my cat to the vet for bloodwork. I didn't think I would get that winded. Yikes. We're both back inside now where it's warm. That's enough of that for now.
Posted by: rickl at November 14, 2019 06:51 PM (7vvoJ)

How is kitty faring? I took puppeh for bloodwork about 10 days ago and all is well. Thank heavens for pet insurance!

Posted by: CN at November 14, 2019 06:52 PM (U7k5w)

229 that's what I call uptown funk

Posted by: Jasper Moore at November 14, 2019 06:52 PM (B+t5k)

230 219
Nothing like tractor therapy.


Posted by: Eromero at November 14, 2019 06:50 PM (UUkQp)

_______


I have it on good authority from a second-tier blogger that Vespas are the urban version of tractors.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 14, 2019 06:53 PM (WqPYg)

231 WASTF

What does this mean?
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench)

Epstein didn't kill himself !

Posted by: JT at November 14, 2019 06:54 PM (arJlL)

232 I'll know in a day or two, CN. I'm glad your puppeh is OK.

Posted by: rickl at November 14, 2019 06:54 PM (7vvoJ)

233 Some plow music by THE Stan Rogers

shorturl.at/fhtzP

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 14, 2019 06:54 PM (BiNEL)

234 Hiya rickl !

Posted by: JT at November 14, 2019 06:54 PM (arJlL)

235 224
I had to take my cat to the vet for bloodwork. I didn't think I would
get that winded. Yikes. We're both back inside now where it's warm.
That's enough of that for now.

Posted by: rickl at November 14, 2019 06:51 PM (7vvoJ)

______


I'm glad to hear you've got a (new?) cat, rickl -- I was very sad when one of yours passed away a year or two ago.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 14, 2019 06:55 PM (WqPYg)

236

Uptown man
Put his diaper in an uptown can

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 14, 2019 06:55 PM (aKsyK)

237

Has the fascist twitter brigade started with the 'how can he hold a rally right after a school shooting' bullshit yet?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 14, 2019 06:55 PM (fhCLs)

238 After meeting with Barr and then leaving WH for rally....
Trump hating reporter tweeted

@stevennelson10
Trump did not take questions as he departed White House, delayed by two staff meetings visible to press

I asked if he was concerned about Giuliani talking 'insurance' if he's thrown under bus. Trump only waved


Did Giuliani mention "insurance" and does anyone know what this is an?

Posted by: redridinghood at November 14, 2019 06:55 PM (wiXsO)

239 232 I'll know in a day or two, CN. I'm glad your puppeh is OK.
Posted by: rickl at November 14, 2019 06:54 PM (7vvoJ)

I was surprised by the cost of "senior bloodwork".

Posted by: CN at November 14, 2019 06:55 PM (U7k5w)

240 I'm going to Africa next month. I'm trying to decide on the best place to leave my dog.

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at November 14, 2019 06:56 PM (eAMlh)

241 235
I'm glad to hear you've got a (new?) cat, rickl -- I was very sad when one of yours passed away a year or two ago.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 14, 2019 06:55 PM (WqPYg)


Reggie is 12. I got him after Leo died in 2007.

Posted by: rickl at November 14, 2019 06:56 PM (7vvoJ)

242 Hank Kimball is the best character on Green Acres. Or is it Hank Haney? No that's not it but I know it's not Hank Aaron though I saw him when I was a kid. Started raining but I still was able to get hot dog.

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 14, 2019 06:56 PM (2DOZq)

243 240 I'm going to Africa next month. I'm trying to decide on the best place to leave my dog.
Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at November 14, 2019 06:56 PM (eAMlh)

I always choose one of my kids. I take care of their pets (and now their kids), so looking after Rusty should not be an issue (and it's worked).

Posted by: CN at November 14, 2019 06:57 PM (U7k5w)

244 I'm going to Africa next month. I'm trying to decide on the best place to leave my dog.

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at November 14, 2019 06:56 PM (eAMlh)
\

Start researching and visiting local kennels.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 14, 2019 06:57 PM (BiNEL)

245 We need to march about 10,000 angry citizens down to the Capitol building and stop this fucking hearing and rip the fucking building down brick by fucking brick.

Posted by: Max Power at November 14, 2019 06:58 PM (Hucnr)

246
@stevennelson10
Trump did not take questions as he departed White House, delayed by two staff meetings visible to press

I asked if he was concerned about Giuliani talking 'insurance' if he's thrown under bus. Trump only waved


Did Giuliani mention "insurance" and does anyone know what this is an?
Posted by: redridinghood at November 14, 2019 06:55 PM (wiXsO)

I read on a leftie site last week that they speculate that if things were to get touchy with this Scampeachment nonsense, the Repubs would throw Rudi under the bus as a sacrificial lamb.

I don't see it happening. Rudi has been loyal to Trump, and most importantly, there is no crime.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 14, 2019 06:58 PM (sy5kK)

247 Interesting thing about Weinstein, he chose to go after Arthur Anderson in toto, instead of the few analysts that were an in house unit in Enron, note who he didn'r charge any of the analysts who pushed Enron stock, maybe Blodgett or meeker, or goldman sachs whose ceo Robert rubin presided over the merger of two natural gas firms and chose ken lay as ceo, of course by 2001, he was heading the merged citigroup, which was busy pawning off subprime assets in Europe,

Posted by: gaius martius at November 14, 2019 06:59 PM (hMlTh)

248 N.L.Urker, How long are you going to be gone for?

Posted by: Ben Had at November 14, 2019 06:59 PM (dtTz3)

249 240 I'm going to Africa next month.

...


Sorry to hear that. Get your affairs in order.

Posted by: Wut at November 14, 2019 06:59 PM (jKqaK)

250 N.L. Urker, Don't leave your dog in Kenya.

Posted by: Eromero at November 14, 2019 06:59 PM (UUkQp)

251 WASTF

What does this mean?

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench)


I think it is "We Are So Totally F'd" (because I never cuss on here).

Posted by: Sharkman at November 14, 2019 06:59 PM (IrbWq)

252 245 We need to march about 10,000 angry citizens down to the Capitol building and stop this fucking hearing and rip the fucking building down brick by fucking brick.
Posted by: Max Power at November 14, 2019 06:58 PM (Hucnr)

It's a nice old building, I'd rather focus on sending the occupants home.

Posted by: CN at November 14, 2019 06:59 PM (U7k5w)

253 I always choose one of my kids. I take care of their pets (and now their kids), so looking after Rusty should not be an issue (and it's worked).

Posted by: CN at November 14, 2019 06:57 PM (U7k5w)


This is best if it works, that's what I did for a long time but the kids' work environments changed to be non-dog friendly.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 14, 2019 06:59 PM (BiNEL)

254 Uptown man accused of posing as mentally challenged adult to coerce babysitters to change his diaper

Probably 10 days from the time I drop her off until I pick her up.

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at November 14, 2019 07:00 PM (eAMlh)

255
Are you older than 29?

Do you remember/know of "Lobo?"


How Can I Tell Her


Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 14, 2019 07:00 PM (fhCLs)

256
Everyone enjoy Palsis' hand gestures...hilarious ...''specially the StarTreck sign dozens of times........

definitely some sort of Palsy goin' on...bend me shake me any way ya want to and the castanet chompers were on their own schedule too........

Posted by: saf at November 14, 2019 07:00 PM (5IHGB)

257 I'm going to Africa next month. I'm trying to decide on the best place to leave my dog.
Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at November 14, 2019 06:56 PM (eAMlh)
***********
Wow, your dog is really going to be sad. Are there any pet resorts in your area where they have special rooms with a camera you can view from your phone or computer and a dog run?

Posted by: redridinghood at November 14, 2019 07:00 PM (wiXsO)

258
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TanvLm1gQLM

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 14, 2019 07:00 PM (fhCLs)

259 Did Giuliani mention "insurance" and does anyone know what this is an?

Posted by: redridinghood at November 14, 2019 06:55 PM (wiXsO)


I always get nervous when an Italian-American from NYC speaks to me about insurance...

Posted by: Archer at November 14, 2019 07:01 PM (gmo/4)

260 Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at November 14, 2019 07:00 PM (eAMlh)



I hope that's a cut-and-paste fail.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 14, 2019 07:01 PM (oVJmc)

261 N.L. Urker, where will you be going?

Saying "going to Africa" can mean many different things.

At least if you go to South Africa there is a tiny bit of normal civilization, though the communists are turning it into a Hell-hole lately. They've come together in the last couple of weeks due to their Rugby side emerging victorious in the WC.

Anywhere else in Africa you're taking your life into your hands.

Good luck. We'll be praying for you.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 14, 2019 07:01 PM (IrbWq)

262 so what happened to Arthur Anderson, the innards were carved been Accenture, who would later employ Nellie ohr and hsbc, who would do the same with james comey, when their reputation as a laundry for sundry parties from cartels to terrorists,

Posted by: gaius martius at November 14, 2019 07:01 PM (hMlTh)

263 245 We need to march about 10,000 angry citizens down to the Capitol building and stop this fucking hearing and rip the fucking building down brick by fucking brick.

Posted by: Max Power at November 14, 2019 06:58 PM (Hucnr)



Yes but with a lot more than 10k.

Posted by: Wut at November 14, 2019 07:02 PM (jKqaK)

264 That last post was intended as a reply to a question from Ben Had.
I'll probably be leaving Paisley for 10 days.

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at November 14, 2019 07:02 PM (eAMlh)

265 I was surprised by the cost of "senior bloodwork".

Posted by: CN at November 14, 2019 06:55 PM (U7k5w)

_______


We have two senior cat siblings (16), both with chronic kidney disease -- wifey is a full-time cat nurse with all their medications, supplements, sodium chloride subcutaneous fluids, etc.
When we rescued them 13 years ago from some militant adoption in California (they conducted a thorough interview, including coming to inspect our home, and said that we were caretakers only and they ultimately still owned them), the final question was "How much money would you be willing to spend on their medical care if they got sick?"

Not wanting to blow it by coming in with a low-ball offer, I blurted out "$50,000." My wife gave the the WTF look ... and we did adopt them.
Funny thing is that now we've actually spent over half that by now -- with every appointment every quarter costing us $300 each and sometimes $500-$1000 for various other issues that arise.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 14, 2019 07:02 PM (WqPYg)

266 the Repubs would throw Rudi under the bus as a sacrificial lamb.

I don't see it happening. Rudi has been loyal to Trump, and most importantly, there is no crime.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 14, 2019 06:58 PM (sy5kK)


The Establishment Repubs would in a heartbeat, I don't PDJT would.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 14, 2019 07:02 PM (BiNEL)

267 Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at November 14, 2019 07:00 PM (eAMlh)



I hope that's a cut-and-paste fail.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 14, 2019 07:01 PM (oVJmc)

Yes it was.

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at November 14, 2019 07:02 PM (eAMlh)

268 I hear Africa and think a permanent home for your dog might be needed.
You couldn't catch me going there.

Posted by: Skip at November 14, 2019 07:03 PM (ZCEU2)

269 224 I had to take my cat to the vet for bloodwork. I didn't think I would get that winded. Yikes. We're both back inside now where it's warm. That's enough of that for now.

Posted by: rickl at November 14, 2019 06:51 PM (7vvoJ)

Oh gosh...didn't know you still had a cat. Who took care of it while you were in the hospital/rehab?

Posted by: Tami at November 14, 2019 07:03 PM (cF8AT)

270 Insurance? Maybe Rudy was talking about the Page and Strzok Insurance conversation.

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 14, 2019 07:03 PM (2DOZq)

271 262 so what happened to Arthur Anderson, the innards were carved been Accenture, who would later employ Nellie ohr and hsbc, who would do the same with james comey, when their reputation as a laundry for sundry parties from cartels to terrorists,
Posted by: gaius martius at November 14, 2019 07:01 PM (hMlTh)

Arthur Anderson went defunct.

The others went on to serve their Democrat Party elite masters, and continue to this day.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 14, 2019 07:03 PM (sy5kK)

272 Now I am ready to do my breakfast, later than having my breakfast coming yet again to
read other news.

Posted by: coconut oil or at November 14, 2019 07:03 PM (EGPzP)

273 261 N.L. Urker, where will you be going?

Saying "going to Africa" can mean many different things.

At least if you go to South Africa there is a tiny bit of normal civilization, though the communists are turning it into a Hell-hole lately. They've come together in the last couple of weeks due to their Rugby side emerging victorious in the WC.

Anywhere else in Africa you're taking your life into your hands.

Good luck. We'll be praying for you.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 14, 2019 07:01 PM (IrbWq)

I'm off to Uganda. I feel perfectly safe.

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at November 14, 2019 07:03 PM (eAMlh)

274 I never thought of raimondo as an 'uptown man.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 14, 2019 07:04 PM (oVJmc)

275 266 the Repubs would throw Rudi under the bus as a sacrificial lamb.

I don't see it happening. Rudi has been loyal to Trump, and most importantly, there is no crime.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 14, 2019 06:58 PM (sy5kK)

The Establishment Repubs would in a heartbeat, I don't PDJT would.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 14, 2019 07:02 PM (BiNEL)


sadly, you are correct.

In a New York minute.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 14, 2019 07:04 PM (sy5kK)

276 This story is making a big splash in SoCal. A pet shop employee picked up and threw a dog across the store last night...

https://abc7.com/la-dog-boutique-employee-tosses-dog-to-the-ground---video/5696153/

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 14, 2019 07:04 PM (L2ZTs)

277 I'm off to Uganda. I feel perfectly safe.

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore


Yikes. You will be in my prayers daily. Please report in frequently and let us know you haven't been eaten.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 14, 2019 07:04 PM (IrbWq)

278
Cats take care of themselves. That's the beauty of them.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 14, 2019 07:04 PM (fhCLs)

279 Aw, shucks you guys. Thanks. I appreciate the kind words. It's a lot different than writing the gun thread, that's for sure. Thanks to CBD and Ace for letting me fill in!

Posted by: Weasel at November 14, 2019 07:05 PM (MVjcR)

280
I'm going to Africa next month. I'm trying to decide on the best place to leave my dog.

Zimbabwe

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 14, 2019 07:05 PM (aKsyK)

281 274 I never thought of raimondo as an 'uptown man.'
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 14, 2019 07:04 PM (oVJmc)


I never thought of raimondo as a 'man.'

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 14, 2019 07:05 PM (sy5kK)

282 Yikes. You will be in my prayers daily. Please report in frequently and let us know you haven't been eaten.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 14, 2019 07:04 PM (IrbWq)

The most dangerous of beasts is the mosquito.

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at November 14, 2019 07:06 PM (eAMlh)

283 I'm going to Africa next month.

Bless the rains for us.

Posted by: That irredeemable Russian asset who always says... at November 14, 2019 07:06 PM (EgshT)

284 Some plow music by THE Stan Rogers

shorturl.at/fhtzP
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
-------

Until I was 8 or 9, my grandfather still worked his farm with two mules. Mary and Belle. As a kid, I would hitch and unhitch full/empty sleds for the tobacco as it was harvested and hauled to the pack house. I still have the mortgage papers that were used to buy seed each year.

And now, I hear about hyper-pampered near-adults needing 'safe places' because someone has used a non-preferred pronoun.

*spit*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 14, 2019 07:06 PM (CDGwz)

285 Does Obama operate a kennel?

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at November 14, 2019 07:06 PM (eAMlh)

286 Nood Bashar al Assad

Posted by: ptschett at November 14, 2019 07:07 PM (zB+vL)

287 N.L. Urker, you may want to look at a dog sitter. Paisley has found a lot of security in you and her surroundings. She is used to you being gone because she has the security of her home.

Just a thought.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 14, 2019 07:07 PM (dtTz3)

288 Posted by: Weasel at November 14, 2019 07:05 PM (MVjcR)

You wrote a most excellent post, sadly I was able to only make one comment before getting on the road. Hope you can find time to be a regular monkey contributor!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 14, 2019 07:08 PM (BiNEL)

289 287 N.L. Urker, you may want to look at a dog sitter. Paisley has found a lot of security in you and her surroundings. She is used to you being gone because she has the security of her home.

Just a thought.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 14, 2019 07:07 PM (dtTz3)

I'll give that some thought. Thanks.

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at November 14, 2019 07:08 PM (eAMlh)

290 N.L. Urker, you may want to look at a dog sitter. Paisley has found a lot of security in you and her surroundings. She is used to you being gone because she has the security of her home.

Just a thought.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 14, 2019 07:07 PM (dtTz3)


I used to do a lot of this for DaughterH, but she has found a reliable animal sitter and it has worked very well for her.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 14, 2019 07:09 PM (BiNEL)

291 269
Oh gosh...didn't know you still had a cat. Who took care of it while you were in the hospital/rehab?

Posted by: Tami at November 14, 2019 07:03 PM (cF8AT)


A woman who works down the street from where I did. She fed Reggie and brought me mail. Her son has cancer, currently in remission, and she has been very helpful since she learned of mine.

Posted by: rickl at November 14, 2019 07:10 PM (7vvoJ)

292 Schiff should be censured and expelled. Then tarred and feathered and ridden out of D.C. on a pine rail.

And then we should get medieval on his ads.

Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at November 14, 2019 07:16 PM (xmKbk)

293 Veissman!

Posted by: portlandon at November 14, 2019 07:17 PM (+oR7L)

294 A woman who works down the street from where I did. She fed Reggie and brought me mail. Her son has cancer, currently in remission, and she has been very helpful since she learned of mine.

Posted by: rickl at November 14, 2019 07:10 PM (7vvoJ)

Oh that's good! Nice of her to do that.

Posted by: Tami at November 14, 2019 07:17 PM (cF8AT)

Alexandria Donkey-Chompers: The Goal of This Fake Impeachment Is to Unite the Competing Factions of the Democrat Party to Avoid a "Potentially Disastrous Outcome" In Next Year's Elections

Dum-dum is too dumb not to know she's supposed to lie and say this is about "upholding the Constitution" or something.

Instead, she admitted this was about getting the hardcore woke progs on board for the election.

"At the end of the day, we have to be able to come together as a caucus and if it is this Ukrainian allegation that is what brings the caucus together, um, then I think we have to run with however we unify the House," Ocasio-Cortez said.

"We also need to move quite quickly because we’re talking about the potential compromise of the 2020 elections," Ocasio-Cortez continued. "And so this is not just about something that has occurred; this is about preventing a potentially disastrous outcome from occurring next year."



Posted by: Ace of Spades at 05:11 PM




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1 Hmm.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 14, 2019 05:12 PM (Zvj7s)

2 This girl needs to follow step by step instructions to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 05:13 PM (4esN9)

3 Listen, Sis. You don't have to verbalize every thought that comes into your little brain.
-The Entire Democratic Party

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at November 14, 2019 05:13 PM (xptlg)

4 Toothy Mac!

Posted by: Syzygy at November 14, 2019 05:13 PM (B3kya)

5 Is her nose getting wider, or is that just me?

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 05:13 PM (4esN9)

6 The gift that keeps on giving

Posted by: Jean at November 14, 2019 05:14 PM (1nXyh)

7 This all makes me long for the Dem moderates of yore like Melissa Harris-Perry

Posted by: Blacksheep at November 14, 2019 05:14 PM (LjCCL)

8 She is the very definition of the "if these t*** were brains" girl.

Posted by: pep at November 14, 2019 05:14 PM (T6t7i)

9 You're not supposed to say that, toots

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at November 14, 2019 05:14 PM (Eg9+v)

10 Well, at least her stupidity is honest.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 14, 2019 05:14 PM (RD7QR)

11 Willowed

Shooter has been identified as Nathaniel Berhow

https://tinyurl.com/w7ss2rq

Posted by: redridinghood at November 14, 2019 05:14 PM (wiXsO)

12 If brains were dynamite, poor girl wouldn't have enough to blow her nose.

Posted by: SMH at November 14, 2019 05:15 PM (RU4sa)

13 I hope her boyfriend makes her wear a mouth guard to avoid a potentially disastrous outcome.

Posted by: freaked at November 14, 2019 05:15 PM (Tnijr)

14 heh heh heh
She said "cock us".
heh heh heh

Posted by: pep at November 14, 2019 05:15 PM (T6t7i)

15 Like I said, they should get this vote to the entire house and find Just Enough Dems is safe seats to *narrowly* lose sending this to the senate.

Claim that you tried your best, but. . .

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at November 14, 2019 05:15 PM (xptlg)

16 Kinsley gaffe much?

Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at November 14, 2019 05:15 PM (xmKbk)

17 Jennifer Bendery @jbendery
The House Ethics Committee just announced it is investigating allegations that Rep. Alcee Hastings has a personal relationship with one of his staffers.

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 14, 2019 05:15 PM (BqBId)

18 Per the new Donks style guide, Donkey Chompers needed to add the prayerfully modifier.


Because everything they are doing is being guided by the almighty in a solemn and prayerful manner, per Nanzi Palzi.

Posted by: Huxley's Eye Glass Emporium at November 14, 2019 05:15 PM (E1uMk)

19

Sandy Ocasio has to actually work at being this stupid.

Nobody can be this stupid by accident.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 14, 2019 05:16 PM (sy5kK)

20 Well at least she is admitting that the democrats can't beat Trump in an up and fair election.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 14, 2019 05:16 PM (JUOKG)

21 I think we all knew that's what the Schiffty and Sloppy Choppers was doing.

Posted by: Skip at November 14, 2019 05:16 PM (ZCEU2)

22 I just don't think impeachment ever helps the party doing it. It didn't help Republicans in 1998.

Voters seem to always react to these things being illegitimate and go the other way.

The sort of person that really wants Trump impeached is already voting in the election.

if anything, it probably pulls in more reluctant Republican Trump voters.

Posted by: Blago at November 14, 2019 05:16 PM (sjTfF)

23 aoc, sneaking up on her supercharged dildo again. sad.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 14, 2019 05:16 PM (KP5rU)

24 So, who is using/abusing the power of the government to effect an election outcome..?

Looks like the Dems to me - impeach!

Posted by: PonyTail at November 14, 2019 05:16 PM (tzZq2)

25 Yep. Can't beat Trump so they must remove him. Simple really.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at November 14, 2019 05:16 PM (Wmf3G)

26 It makes it sound like they know they have no case, they're just putting on a show. And when you're bluffing, your bluff doesn't work very well if you explain it.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at November 14, 2019 05:16 PM (Eg9+v)

27

Oh wonderful. Have you all seen this new underwear tv ad for a product called KNIX?

It's a bunch of women talking about their wet and stinky underwear.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 14, 2019 05:16 PM (aOZbw)

28 We need to unite the Dem caucus, and if this hot flaming bucket of hep c infested homeless man diarrhea is what it takes, then that is what we rally behind.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 14, 2019 05:17 PM (qkStt)

29
Mike Brest @MikeBrestDC
56s
Syrian President Bashar al-Assad pushes the conspiracy theory that Jeffrey Epstein was murdered.

"He was killed because he knew a lot of vital secrets connected with very important people in the British and American regimes," he claimed. @Newsweek
********
So will deep state/Clinton Mafia take him out now hahahahaha

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 14, 2019 05:17 PM (BqBId)

30 The amazing thing is that the dems have been telling us exactly what they think for years, and we don't LISTEN (or believe them).

Its like Islam. READ their BOOK, and you will see what they believe.

They TELL us and then act on their beliefs, but many can't understand how that can be! We must misunderstand them.

Well, no, we don't.

Obama said he would 'fundamentally change America' and he tried his best to do so.

TAKE THEM AT THEIR WORD! and act accordingly.

Posted by: Don Q at November 14, 2019 05:17 PM (NgKpN)

31 well, this is probably going to be going into an ad sometime soon.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 14, 2019 05:17 PM (FEQY4)

32 hiya

Posted by: JT at November 14, 2019 05:18 PM (arJlL)

33 In case you missed it, I know where you can get 26 - 55 gallon drums of coconut creme:

https://tinyurl.com/uhz9zn3

Posted by: freaked at November 14, 2019 05:18 PM (Tnijr)

34 What a dummy.

Posted by: Weasel at November 14, 2019 05:18 PM (MVjcR)

35 I KNOW I'M BETTING LIKE I HAVE FOUR KINGS BUT ACTUALLY I HAVE A PAIR OF SEVENS AND SOME GARBAGE BUT DON'T TELL ANYBODY THAT.

Posted by: AOC plays strip poker at November 14, 2019 05:18 PM (RD7QR)

36

In the thread below, Cat Ass Trophy has the right idea about how the supposed phone call is going to be sold to us:

As Sondland strolls into a Brussels restaurant his phone starts to ring.

Softly- Hello?
Much louder as he looks around purposefully making eye contact with other patrons: OH HELLO MR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES TRUMP! Oh you would like to discuss the QUID PRO QUO WITH THE UKRANIANS! Yes let me find a quiet place where NOBODY WILL EAVESDROP ON OUR IMPORTANT CONVERSATION ABOUT OFFICIAL US DIPLOMATIC BUSINESS!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy



Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 14, 2019 05:18 PM (aOZbw)

37 22 That's because the voters' power, politically, is voting people into office. Impeachment is like, some dudes taking the matter into their own hands. Never a good political strategy. I can't believe that they haven't figured this out--? Like, impeachment is for when there is some kind of serious criminality going on that you're willing to take a hit to deal with.

Yet, Orange man.. bad.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at November 14, 2019 05:18 PM (Eg9+v)

38 Huh. I thought she was "over it."

Also, reposting:

I am loving this new GOP twitter trolling.Yesterday's Rep. Gosar Epstein
tweets, today's Pete King whistleblower* tweet of photos instead of his
name -- and Tapper takes the bait. LOLGF!

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yhaeyqpo

*Not him, guess who?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 14, 2019 05:19 PM (bDqIh)

39 She can't even make a faux pas coherently.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 14, 2019 05:19 PM (2PXwn)

40 Since her Indian puppetmaster bailed she's gone from bad to worse. She's always looking behind her, wondering why she doesn't feel a hand up her ass, guiding her every step.

That "speech" she gave in Iowa was epic.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 14, 2019 05:19 PM (COzlW)

41 As I said yesterday.. the difference between AOC and the other GOP freshman Rep from NY - Elise Stefanik - is like night and day.

But a Dem Rep is allowed to get away with this stupidity by the "media"

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 14, 2019 05:19 PM (so+oy)

42 29
Mike Brest @MikeBrestDC
56s
Syrian President Bashar al-Assad pushes the conspiracy theory that Jeffrey Epstein was murdered.

"He was killed because he knew a lot of vital secrets connected with very important people in the British and American regimes," he claimed. @Newsweek
********
So will deep state/Clinton Mafia take him out now hahahahaha
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 14, 2019 05:17 PM (BqBId)

IN other news, all of the Syrian Government Twitter and Facebook accounts were cancelled today for blatant breaking of their rules.

Not because of violence, or propaganda, but because Assad named the Whistleblower.

Posted by: Don Q at November 14, 2019 05:19 PM (NgKpN)

43 Hey! She's interfering in a foreign election!

Posted by: Kazi at November 14, 2019 05:19 PM (0x00j)

44


lol @ Mike Brest

Mike Tits!

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 14, 2019 05:19 PM (aOZbw)

45 What about those Amazon jobs Choppers?

Posted by: DOGGFISH at November 14, 2019 05:19 PM (lMn1U)

46 30 And this is how you got Trump!

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at November 14, 2019 05:20 PM (Eg9+v)

47
Syrian President Bashar al-Assad pushes the conspiracy theory that Jeffrey Epstein was murdered.


They've gone to 'conspiracy theory' because of the failure of their 'fake news' slogan.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 14, 2019 05:20 PM (oVJmc)

48 Her stupidity results in honesty. Well, that's a first for a politician I suppose.

Posted by: IC at November 14, 2019 05:20 PM (a0IVu)

49
There used to be a new car dealership up here owned by and called BOB BREST.

I think he sold Buicks.

Bob Brest Buick.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 14, 2019 05:20 PM (aOZbw)

50 >>Jennifer Bendery @jbendery

The House Ethics Committee just announced it is investigating
allegations that Rep. Alcee Hastings has a personal relationship with
one of his staffers.


I'm sure it's the first one, too. /sarc
Release the list of Congressional sexual harassment payoffs!!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 14, 2019 05:21 PM (bDqIh)

51 Unite the House? I'll unite your mouth with my ass, bitch. You're supposed to be talking about prayerful consideration and how fuckin' heavy your heart is.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi, Leader of the Free World at November 14, 2019 05:21 PM (sWM8x)

52 That "speech" she gave in Iowa was epic.


What did she say?

Posted by: dantesed at November 14, 2019 05:22 PM (88xKn)

53 47 The Lion knows whats up

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at November 14, 2019 05:22 PM (Eg9+v)

54 CNN is going to have to implement a 20 second tape delay policy for all their Squad interviews so they can bleep out all the embarrassingly stupid and/or honest bits.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at November 14, 2019 05:22 PM (hdzef)

55 @51 Like that Centipede movie? Because that was just gross ....

Posted by: Blacksheep at November 14, 2019 05:22 PM (LjCCL)

56 She might have been " over it" until Bernie picked her to be inside his government if he wins.

Posted by: Skip at November 14, 2019 05:23 PM (ZCEU2)

57 And yet and yet, areolas like silver dollar pancakes, I'm betting.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 14, 2019 05:23 PM (Zvj7s)

58 Blind hog Cortez finds an acorn.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 14, 2019 05:23 PM (dtTz3)

59 Well I mean it took several weeks to force this information into her brain, its going to take longer than that to get her to understand not to say it in public.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 05:23 PM (KZzsI)

60 It is imperative that we make every effort to keep AOC in office. We will know all of the plans and not have to guess them.

Posted by: Picric at November 14, 2019 05:24 PM (nonGu)

61 So, let's look at what a MFM-DNC controlled House did while in the majority.

There's, um, Impeachment Follies.
And that's all.
Not a thing, else.
While OrangeManBad goosed the economy into overdrive and regulation into underdrive. Oh, and grew the Middle Class, renegotiated Trade, redirected Foreign Policy, promoted Christianity and religious freedom, and on and on and on.

But MFM-DNC, you go with impeachment. It's a big hit with normal people.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at November 14, 2019 05:24 PM (6eEQ+)

62 53 That "speech" she gave in Iowa was epic.


What did she say?
Posted by: dantesed at November 14, 2019 05:22 PM (88xKn)

Mac 'n cheese is hard to make! You have to put in stuff! It's the patriarchy!

Posted by: AOC Hearts Raimando at November 14, 2019 05:24 PM (RD7QR)

63 >>That "speech" she gave in Iowa was epic.



How about Ayanna Pressley tweeting that 1/4 of the world's population is behind bars in the US?! LOL

Posted by: Lizzy at November 14, 2019 05:24 PM (bDqIh)

64 Headline: Blind Sow Finds Acorn!

Posted by: Ted K. at November 14, 2019 05:24 PM (FJYfm)

65 so the impeachment inquisition is a pep rally -- but for hate.

A Dem hate rally, to unite them in hate, against the Republic and the Trump voters. Give AOC some pom poms and teach her to do kicks with a short skirt ... a "cheer-ocracy" of hate.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 14, 2019 05:24 PM (Cus5s)

66 Ignorance is strength!

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 14, 2019 05:24 PM (Q5ALd)

67 Also... read an interesting article at DC Dirty Laundry.

This isn't Trump vs. Democrats. This is Americans vs. the Establishment, who do NOT want Trump as president. This includes many in the GOPe. We did a bad thing by electing Trump, and they are fixing it.

Us. vs. Them.

/they are also predicting that R Senators will resign to save the Deep State destroy Trump

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at November 14, 2019 05:25 PM (Wmf3G)

68 AOC really doesn't know when, or how, to keep quiet.

Posted by: Insinkerator at November 14, 2019 05:25 PM (6eEQ+)

69 Potentially disastrous == Americans become even more prosperous and free

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 14, 2019 05:25 PM (MOwkl)

70 I hate AOC. I hate the way she talks. I think she is ugly and dumb.

Posted by: Ronster at November 14, 2019 05:26 PM (s+LWh)

71 Oh great, yet another imbecilic troll. Soros must be paying sub-minimum wage these days.

Posted by: Blacksheep at November 14, 2019 05:26 PM (LjCCL)

72 I think men voted for AOC just so they could see her jiggle her boobs on their front porch every 2 years. As if she would ever step foot in the district again after re election.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 14, 2019 05:26 PM (qkStt)

73 At least she is telling the truth so points for that. Not like lying liar Graham.

Posted by: blaster at November 14, 2019 05:26 PM (ZfRYq)

74 53 That "speech" she gave in Iowa was epic.


What did she say?
Posted by: dantesed at November 14, 2019 05:22 PM (88xKn)

The Dairy Queen is a role model for all women! To rise up against the patriarchal farmers and lead all the dairies...Phenomenal!

Posted by: Ted K. at November 14, 2019 05:26 PM (FJYfm)

75 Dem Rep. Maloney Blames Mitch McConnell For Santa Clarita School Shooting

-
That sumbitch better have an air tight alibi.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 14, 2019 05:27 PM (+y/Ru)

76 #56 Get a life.

Posted by: torabora at November 14, 2019 05:27 PM (Y274z)

77 74; this is truth.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 14, 2019 05:27 PM (KP5rU)

78 She forgot to lie, this is the plan all along because the democrats can not win. The only hope they have is impeachment and that will not work either. The dims are fucked until 2024 at least.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at November 14, 2019 05:28 PM (0OmEj)

79 3to1 Cortez gave Bernie a hand job.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 14, 2019 05:28 PM (dtTz3)

80 This basic bint graduated from BU cum laude.

Think about that.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 14, 2019 05:28 PM (9t0Zz)

81 That shade of lipstick would be viewed favorably at the root of my caucus.

Posted by: Fritz at November 14, 2019 05:29 PM (wo3c/)

82 We got to the point where the donk party elected an actual freaking donkey.

How did we get here?

Posted by: Allie at November 14, 2019 05:29 PM (7Fega)

83 This basic bint graduated from BU cum laude.


She pronounces it 'cum load.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 14, 2019 05:29 PM (oVJmc)

84 Keep talking, please.

Posted by: WisRich at November 14, 2019 05:29 PM (G0vdT)

85 At the bend of the knee, we have to be able to come together becaucus if it is this Ubrainian altercation that is what brings the Dukakis together, um, then I think we have to run pantyhose with however we spotify the House.

Like, have I made myself Everclear?

Posted by: Alexandria Virgin I.Ain't-Cortez at November 14, 2019 05:29 PM (COzlW)

86 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I'M GIVING THE WHOLE GAME AWAY.

Posted by: ALEXANDRIA OCCASIO-ROETHLISBERGER at November 14, 2019 05:29 PM (ZGrMX)

87 83; bernie? that half baked commie couldn't get it up with a crane.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 14, 2019 05:30 PM (KP5rU)

88 Lock Him Up

is this the troll you guys were referring to? He changes his hash every post.

Ace - not sure if you can do anything about this guy..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 14, 2019 05:30 PM (so+oy)

89 And, like, brewing coffee? People shouldn't make their own coffee? Because StarrrrrrrBucks already does it and it's, like wasteful?

Posted by: AOC Hearts Raimando at November 14, 2019 05:30 PM (RD7QR)

90 56
Point of order.

That was in bad taste. Or tasted bad. Pick one, loser.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 14, 2019 05:30 PM (3H9h1)

91 That Chinese AI is totes off the high speed rails.

Posted by: Fritz at November 14, 2019 05:30 PM (wo3c/)

92 75 Oh great, yet another imbecilic troll. Soros must be paying sub-minimum wage these days.
Posted by: Blacksheep at November 14, 2019 05:26 PM (LjCCL)

It's the same one. He's decided that he's got nothing better to do with his life than vandalize sites where much more successful people then himself hang out. Imagine how sad it is that the sum total of you life is putting all of your effort into re configuring your IP address constantly just so you can make poopy comments on someone else's blog.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2019 05:31 PM (Kpl3J)

93 68
so the impeachment inquisition is a pep rally -- but for hate.

A
Dem hate rally, to unite them in hate, against the Republic and the
Trump voters. Give AOC some pom poms and teach her to do kicks with a
short skirt ... a "cheer-ocracy" of hate.


Posted by: illiniwek at November 14, 2019 05:24 PM (Cus5s)

_________


"You make it sound like a funeral." -- The Zombie Choir Invisible, led by Wellstone, McCain, Cummings, et. al.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 14, 2019 05:31 PM (n8Ie8)

94 She's a Dunning-Kruger Award Winner.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 14, 2019 05:31 PM (oVJmc)

95 she sounds scared that her 24 months of taxable income may come to an end and who is fica and why does she take so much of her paycheck?

Posted by: x at November 14, 2019 05:32 PM (nFwvY)

96 I think all we can do is keep a Cob on hand, swatting down each IP address as it comes up. It's a game of endurance.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2019 05:32 PM (Kpl3J)

97 Next Putin will be tweeting Epstein didn't kill himself.

BTW what would Putin's anonymous twatter handle be?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 14, 2019 05:33 PM (9dzlp)

98 In fact, rather than deleting the posts, I would just edit each one to say MAGA!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2019 05:33 PM (Kpl3J)

99 Say what you will about Lock Him Up. I, too, have interjected rude and incoherent statements for attention while the adults were talking. Of course, I was three years old.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 14, 2019 05:33 PM (+y/Ru)

100 Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2019 05:32 PM (Kpl3J)

Somebody better buy me a beer...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 14, 2019 05:33 PM (MdFc8)

101 BTW what would Putin's anonymous twatter handle be?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 14, 2019 05:33 PM (9dzlp)
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Rasputin?

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 14, 2019 05:33 PM (3Z6pZ)

102 And these things that men keep sticking into me? Why do they say "no, no blowjob" when I smile? I don't have a job blowing?

Posted by: AOC Hearts Raimando at November 14, 2019 05:34 PM (RD7QR)

103 I can guess how this happened.

AOC was probably pestering Pelosi every 20 minutes, asking when they were going to drag Trump out of the White House in chains.

Pelosi finally had enough, and pulled AOC off to a corner to explain what was really going on.

AOC, being the stupid friend who validates herself by sharing juicy information with the world, can't resist blabbing this one.

Et, voila. Sugar tits spills the beans.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 14, 2019 05:34 PM (9t0Zz)

104 BTW what would Putin's anonymous twatter handle be?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 14, 2019 05:33 PM (9dzlp)

if he had real balls it'd be R.A.S.Putin

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2019 05:34 PM (Kpl3J)

105 BTW what would Putin's anonymous twatter handle be?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless

@VladTheImpaleHer

Posted by: x at November 14, 2019 05:34 PM (nFwvY)

106 ALEXANDRIA OCCASIO-ROETHLISBERGER: "IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I'M GIVING THE WHOLE GAME AWAY."

ALEXANDRIA OCCASIO-ROETHLISBERGER IS RIGHT.

Posted by: HOWARD JOHNSON-ROETHLISBERGER at November 14, 2019 05:34 PM (6eEQ+)

107 Somebody better buy me a beer...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 14, 2019 05:33 PM (MdFc

You deserve it, that's for damn sure!

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2019 05:35 PM (Kpl3J)

108 CBD, name your choice.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 14, 2019 05:35 PM (dtTz3)

109 >>> Lock Him Up<<<

It's Hillary Clinton with a full diaper and an empty gin bottle.

Posted by: Fritz at November 14, 2019 05:35 PM (wo3c/)

110 >>That "speech" she gave in Iowa was epic.




This one?
Ocasio-Cortez: Politicians Letting Me Down 'Feels Like I Never Want To Love Again'
https://tinyurl.com/yfjneu5b

Posted by: Lizzy at November 14, 2019 05:35 PM (bDqIh)

111 In fact, rather than deleting the posts, I would just edit each one to say MAGA!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo


MUMR style.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2019 05:35 PM (qBbz7)

112 AOC's hair is pulled back so tight it is squeezing the truth out of her mouth.

Posted by: DC at November 14, 2019 05:36 PM (RZIhl)

113 AOC is one of those sad people who believed it when told her opinion counts.

Posted by: Weasel at November 14, 2019 05:36 PM (MVjcR)

114 106
ALEXANDRIA OCCASIO-ROETHLISBERGER: "IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I'M GIVING THE WHOLE GAME AWAY."



ALEXANDRIA OCCASIO-ROETHLISBERGER IS RIGHT.

Posted by: HOWARD JOHNSON-ROETHLISBERGER at November 14, 2019 05:34 PM (6eEQ+)
ITS FUNNY CAUSE ITS TRUE!

Posted by: AMY SCHUMER ROTHLISBEGERGLER at November 14, 2019 05:36 PM (9dzlp)

115 I hope Alcee Hastings is having an affair with AOC.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 14, 2019 05:37 PM (COzlW)

116 Show us your tits, AOC!

Posted by: Max Power at November 14, 2019 05:37 PM (q177U)

117 I hope Alcee Hastings is having an affair with AOC.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 14, 2019 05:37 PM (COzlW)
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Ick, ick, ick, ick!

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 14, 2019 05:37 PM (3Z6pZ)

118 I want to see those puppies in the flesh!!!

Posted by: Max Power at November 14, 2019 05:38 PM (q177U)

119 name your choice.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 14, 2019 05:35 PM (dtTz3)

Just join me for a Scotch at the next Meet-up.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 14, 2019 05:38 PM (A3700)

120 Hodor!

Posted by: Hodor! at November 14, 2019 05:38 PM (Zvj7s)

121 The chyron under the OAC interview is interesting.

Even though I know CNN stands for "lying jackasses" I still am surprised they're so blatant about their lies.

Posted by: blake - are you DMV experienced?
at November 14, 2019 05:38 PM (qC1Sy)

122 Ocasio-Cortez: Politicians Letting Me Down 'Feels Like I Never Want To Love Again'

-
The Dionne Warwick of D.C.

What do you get when you fall in love?
A guy with a pin to burst your bubble
That's what you get for all your trouble
I'll never fall in love again
I'll never fall in love again

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 14, 2019 05:38 PM (+y/Ru)

123 AOC is a classic example of the Participation Trophy Generation. Completely ignorant, but self-esteem through the roof.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 14, 2019 05:38 PM (oVJmc)

124 A BROTHEL BURGER WOULD TASTE GOOD RIGHT ABOUT NOW. WHY ARE WE YELLING?

Posted by: AOC at November 14, 2019 05:38 PM (COzlW)

125 74 I hate AOC. I hate the way she talks. I think she is ugly and dumb.

But you know you'd love to pet her puppies

Posted by: Dingbat at November 14, 2019 05:38 PM (Qkbqn)

126 I want to see those puppies in the flesh!!!


I'll need to weigh the evidence before rendering judgment.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 14, 2019 05:38 PM (Zvj7s)

127 I am thinking they are getting so cocky that they are going to take over that they are starting to really tell what they are doing and no longer hiding it.

Posted by: Skip at November 14, 2019 05:39 PM (ZCEU2)

128 remember WHEN PEOPLE DIDN"T shout IN THE COMMENTS ALL THE TIME

Posted by: SPURWING ROTHLISBERGER at November 14, 2019 05:39 PM (nFwvY)

129 128: exactly

Posted by: DC at November 14, 2019 05:39 PM (RZIhl)

130 The raysis just can't stand to see a black man gettin' his piece of the pie.

Posted by: Alcee Hastings at November 14, 2019 05:39 PM (sWM8x)

131 HOW ABOUT A BROTHER BURGER? ONLY THING IS, AN HOUR LATER YOU'RE HUNGRY FOR MORE INCEST.

WE ARE YELLING BECAUSE OF JEWISH BILLIONAIRES.

Posted by: Ilhan Omar at November 14, 2019 05:39 PM (COzlW)

132 STOP BLOWING THE FUCKING MARGINS!

Use tinyurl

Or I am going to start banning people.

Posted by: Max Power at November 14, 2019 05:40 PM (q177U)

133 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at November 14, 2019 05:40 PM (1XAal)

134 123 AOC is a classic example of the Participation Trophy Generation. Completely ignorant, but self-esteem through the roof.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 14, 2019 05:38 PM (oVJmc)

Yep. And nobody can do damage like an idiot who thinks she's a genius.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at November 14, 2019 05:40 PM (RD7QR)

135 CBD, Done!

Posted by: Ben Had at November 14, 2019 05:40 PM (dtTz3)

136 I hate AOC. I hate the way she talks. I think she is ugly and dumb.

But you know you'd love to pet her puppies
Posted by: Dingbat at November 14, 2019 05:38 PM (Qkbqn)


You don't stick it in stupid, and you don't knead crazy.

Nobody kneads crazy!

Posted by: filbert at November 14, 2019 05:40 PM (NiXyF)

137 REO Speedwagon meets Sargent Schutlz:

Heard it from a friend,
Who heard it from a friend,
Who said, "I know NOTHING!"

Gotten from another site.

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at November 14, 2019 05:40 PM (XXNvw)

138 Regarding Sweden in the sidebar-

You know, when you used to think of Sweden,

you thought about (or at least I thought about)-

hawt, nekkid blondes with knockout bodies maybe with the Midnight Sun and Aurora Borealis floating around to make things all classy and such.

But, in a bold bid to change the world's mental image of Sweden,

they're now going with scruffy, bearded Middle Eastern guys with bad B.O. throwing bombs everywhere.

Welp. We'll see how that works out for you Squareheads


Posted by: naturalfake at November 14, 2019 05:40 PM (kauXV)

139 This chick can't get naked fast enough!

Posted by: Max Power at November 14, 2019 05:41 PM (q177U)

140 OUR TOP STORY TONIGHT . . .

Posted by: ZOMBIE GARRETT MORRIS at November 14, 2019 05:41 PM (NiXyF)

141 Geez, there's about a billion women who are hotter than this bint. If she hadn't gone into an industry for ugly people, no one would notice her at all.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 14, 2019 05:41 PM (oVJmc)

142 97
Next Putin will be tweeting Epstein didn't kill himself.

BTW what would Putin's anonymous twatter handle be?


Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 14, 2019 05:33 PM (9dzlp)

________


Bob from the KGB?

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 14, 2019 05:41 PM (9WPL0)

143 >>>Yo!
Posted by: Yo! at November 14, 2019 05:40 PM (1XAal)

Dude!

Posted by: Dude! at November 14, 2019 05:42 PM (q177U)

144 Welp. We'll see how that works out for you Squareheads


Posted by: naturalfake at November 14, 2019 05:40 PM (kauXV)

We'll give the hot blondes asylum but the rest of you herring-snarfers are on your own.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at November 14, 2019 05:42 PM (RD7QR)

145 I'M NOT DEAD YET!!!

Posted by: NOT A ZOMBIE GARRETT MORRIS at November 14, 2019 05:42 PM (NiXyF)

146
A gaff of actually being truthful

Posted by: Yo! at November 14, 2019 05:42 PM (1XAal)

147 137 I hate AOC. I hate the way she talks. I think she is ugly and dumb.

But you know you'd love to pet her puppies
Posted by: Dingbat at November 14, 2019 05:38 PM (Qkbqn)

You don't stick it in stupid, and you don't knead crazy.

Nobody kneads crazy!

Ron White would disagree

Posted by: Dingbat at November 14, 2019 05:42 PM (Qkbqn)

148 103 I can guess how this happened.

AOC was probably pestering Pelosi every 20 minutes, asking when they were going to drag Trump out of the White House in chains.

Pelosi finally had enough, and pulled AOC off to a corner to explain what was really going on.

AOC, being the stupid friend who validates herself by sharing juicy information with the world, can't resist blabbing this one.

Et, voila. Sugar tits spills the beans.
Posted by: bonhomme


The the Rickey Gervais sitcom "Extras" there is a character EXACTLY like this. His best friend (a woman) is epically stupid and has no "filter" whatsoever, so every time the Gervais character does something devious and his friend acts mystified, he has to explain it to her in the bluntest possible terms. She them inevitably tuns around and blabs his secret motivation to the worst possible audience, ruining everything.

It's funny in a sitcom; it's catastrophic in politics.

Posted by: zombie at November 14, 2019 05:42 PM (fK2gX)

149 Troll traffic is up. Something (IG report, cough) gonna drop?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 14, 2019 05:42 PM (3H9h1)

150 So much to learn, young Daniel-san.

Even *this* is a lie. The Democrats are united whenever it counts. Which means they are united. Which means that the idea of "competing commie factions" is as kabuki as the fightin' wing of the Republican Party.

Say... remember when Pelosi, that "moderate", wasn't going to go for something as politically suicidal as impeachment for no reason because that's "crazy"? You can imagine all you want that she was trapped into it or something or other, but the bottom line is commies gonna commie, and you could see this shit coming from the moment doddering stuttering Mueller forced them to fold on Russia.

The only reason for all this is to keep Trump on the defensive because once he goes on offense, the house of cards their whole stupid party rests on could go up in smoke.

Posted by: ... at November 14, 2019 05:42 PM (yokAj)

151 She is a wonderful asset, for Trump. Bless her heart.

Posted by: Puddlglum, a new Soviet Virginian! at November 14, 2019 05:42 PM (geOSh)

152
they're now going with scruffy, bearded Middle Eastern guys with bad B.O. throwing bombs everywhere.

Welp. We'll see how that works out for you Squareheads

Posted by: naturalfake


They come to the land of ice and snow
To set off bombs and have B.O.

Posted by: Led Zepophone at November 14, 2019 05:43 PM (aKsyK)

153 I'M NOT DEAD YET!!!
Posted by: NOT A ZOMBIE GARRETT MORRIS at November 14, 2019 05:42 PM (NiXyF)


WE REGRET THE ERROR

Posted by: FEDERAL OFFICE OF SHOUTING THINGS at November 14, 2019 05:43 PM (NiXyF)

154 >>>Yo!
Posted by: Yo! at November 14, 2019 05:40 PM (1XAal)

Dude!

Posted by: Dude! at November 14, 2019 05:42 PM (q177U)




Sweet!

Posted by: Sweet! at November 14, 2019 05:43 PM (Zvj7s)

155 AOC said something stupid - Everyone drink!

Posted by: Archer at November 14, 2019 05:44 PM (gmo/4)

156 142. Boris from KGB.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 14, 2019 05:44 PM (3H9h1)

157 Yo!
Posted by: Yo! at November 14, 2019 05:40 PM (1XAal)

Dude!

Posted by: Dude! at November 14, 2019 05:42 PM (q177U)



Sweet!
Posted by: Sweet! at November 14, 2019 05:43 PM (Zvj7s)
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WASSUP?

Posted by: WASSUP? at November 14, 2019 05:44 PM (3Z6pZ)

158 LMFAO Bashar al-Assad getting in on the Epstein scuzzing.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 14, 2019 05:45 PM (j3npP)

159
>>>Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at November 14, 2019 05:40 PM (1XAal)



Dude!



Posted by: Dude! at November 14, 2019 05:42 PM (q177U)







Sweet!

Posted by: Sweet! at November 14, 2019 05:43 PM (Zvj7s)

And Then???

Posted by: Chinese Fooooooooood! at November 14, 2019 05:45 PM (gmo/4)

160 Troll traffic is up. Something (IG report, cough) gonna drop?
Posted by: Martini Farmer


They already said #TwoWeeks.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2019 05:45 PM (qBbz7)

161 Other than her college dancing video, which admittedly was very watchable, we have very little to go on to evaluate AOC's breasts as he usually covers them up with lots of clothes. WTF? Is she hiding something?

Posted by: Ripley at November 14, 2019 05:45 PM (MxEKc)

162
How is this news?

This is about the chaotic Dem Party trying to find their find their footing by pandering to the Leftists they surprise dry-analed in 2016.

While, of course, trying to damage orangemanbad in the process.

Just like every other single thing they've done since Nov. 9, 2016.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 14, 2019 05:46 PM (9zpat)

163 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at November 14, 2019 05:40 PM (1XAal)



Dude!



Posted by: Dude! at November 14, 2019 05:42 PM (q177U)







Sweet!

Posted by: Sweet! at November 14, 2019 05:43 PM (Zvj7s)

-------------

WASSUP?

----
And then?

Posted by: Drive thru microphone at November 14, 2019 05:46 PM (bDqIh)

164 154 >>>Yo!
Posted by: Yo! at November 14, 2019 05:40 PM (1XAal)

Dude!
Posted by: Dude! at November 14, 2019 05:42 PM (q177U)

Sweet!
Posted by: Sweet! at November 14, 2019 05:43 PM (Zvj7s)

Sock it to me!

Posted by: Sockman Johnny at November 14, 2019 05:46 PM (QE8X6)

165 AOC said something stupid - Everyone drink!
Posted by: Archer



Half shots! Watch the alcohol poisoning.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2019 05:46 PM (qBbz7)

166 Hey AOC, shut up and show your tits.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 14, 2019 05:46 PM (AFSld)

167
willowed:

449 OT

Do you rent out your houses or apartments?


https://tinyurl.com/qwq7clq

Look at what the Wash State Supreme Court just ruled on a Seattle rent ordinance. By a 9-0 vote, they backed a Seattle law that forces landlords to rent to the FIRST applicant who applies, with very minimal restrictions.

Oh, and now a landlord cannot check for past CRIMINAL history. So if a Nazi-tattooed freak with prior violent felonies and a 660 credit score applies, and in your other units you have kids and families, too bad for you and the other tenants.

Ultimately, what this Kshawa Savant-led new city law does is two things: get Mom and Pop owners out of the rental business completely, because they cannot afford the losses, and big commercial RE companies will simply raise rents overall to deal with the increased damage from bad tenants, and good tenants moving out to get away from the freaks/criminals.

Affordable housing in Seattle after this ruling? Going the way of gun shops in the city limits. There is one store left, and that sells all kinds of outdoor stuff, not just guns. But I heard they are leaving after their lease is up.

9-0. The Communists have absolutely taken over Washington State. Commercial property ownership is a thing of the past for small investors.

Shed a tear for those Americans that still live here.

BTW, we aren't leaving, so someday, we may be requesting backup ammo and supplies. Just giving a heads up.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 14, 2019 05:13 PM (sy5kK)

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 14, 2019 05:46 PM (sy5kK)

168 Look at that two car garage on her face.

Posted by: steevy at November 14, 2019 05:47 PM (KNsKs)

169 >>>WTF? Is she hiding something?


We should conduct a breast collusion investigation!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 14, 2019 05:47 PM (AFSld)

170 Other than her college dancing video, which admittedly was very watchable, we have very little to go on to evaluate AOC's breasts as he usually covers them up with lots of clothes. WTF? Is she hiding something?
Posted by: Ripley


A penis!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2019 05:47 PM (qBbz7)

171 >>> covers them up with lots of clothes. WTF? Is she hiding something?<<<

Hairy nipples.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at November 14, 2019 05:47 PM (3DZIZ)

172 155 AOC said something stupid - Everyone drink!
Posted by: Archer



Alcohol Poisoning for everybody!!

Posted by: Puddlglum, a new Soviet Virginian! at November 14, 2019 05:48 PM (geOSh)

173 OT:

Where I work we have a speaker at the end of each year. There have been some excellent conservative leaders who have spoken in years past. This time around they are working to get Justice Thomas to be the speaker.

Consequently, I may get to meet Clarence Thomas. That would be an incredible honor; not to mention a mark off my bucket list.

Posted by: DC at November 14, 2019 05:48 PM (RZIhl)

174 Has A-OC mentioned Eric Ciaramella is the whistleblower yet?

Posted by: Skip at November 14, 2019 05:48 PM (ZCEU2)

175 You know, when you used to think of Sweden,

hawt, nekkid blondes with knockout bodies maybe with the Midnight Sun and Aurora Borealis floating around to make things all classy and such.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 14, 2019 05:40 PM (kauXV)

Naw, they're all angry feminists and SJW's like St. Greta now.

You want the hot Compliance Pics type of blondes, they're mostly Russian and Ukrainian women now.

Posted by: kbdabear at November 14, 2019 05:48 PM (qAR6u)

176
Jason Miller @JasonMillerinDC
41s
Radio Titan Salem Radio Network Adds Steve Bannon's "War Room: Impeachment" Radio Show

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 14, 2019 05:48 PM (BqBId)

177 >>>Hairy nipples.


I went to high school with Harry Nipples. Good guy.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 14, 2019 05:48 PM (AFSld)

178 AOC is my kind of THC.

Posted by: Zombie Cheech at November 14, 2019 05:48 PM (QE8X6)

179 LCD, you have friends in Texas.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 14, 2019 05:49 PM (dtTz3)

180 I got just one thing to say to you guys. "Hee haw!"

Posted by: AOC, America's Sweetheart #2 at November 14, 2019 05:49 PM (QE8X6)

181 @JeremyHerb

In a private meeting this week, Pelosi and her top lieutenants were skeptical about the prospects of a dramatic shift in opinion even as public impeachment hearings began this week, according to multiple sources familiar with the matter


This is a CNN reporter. Yea, Nancy seems totally psyched about impeaching Trump. Maybe driving the country into such a polarized place wasn't such a great idea after all.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 14, 2019 05:50 PM (ZLI7S)

182 Heya Ben Had!

Posted by: SMH at November 14, 2019 05:50 PM (RU4sa)

183 that kid who shot the school up in California - it was his 16th birthday. That right there tells you he was fucked in the head, who says "oh it's my birthday! Time to shoot people!" American father, dead 2 years ago, Japanese mother. From just that I'd say mental case never able to deal with death of his father, probably suicidal as well as homicidal.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2019 05:50 PM (Kpl3J)

184 Lizzy-hontas, Boinie, and the red state senators must hate Peelousy right now.

Posted by: kallisto at November 14, 2019 05:50 PM (4Pkdw)

185 AOC is an honest politician...honestly stupid.

Posted by: blake - are you DMV experienced?
at November 14, 2019 05:51 PM (qC1Sy)

186 I thought that according to the official AOS Style guide we were supposed to refer to this particular woman as "Toothy McBigTits"
You have been so advised. Carry on.

Posted by: Timon at November 14, 2019 05:52 PM (dKm4U)

187 As I said yesterday.. the difference between AOC and the other GOP freshman Rep from NY - Elise Stefanik - is like night and day.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 14, 2019 05:19 PM (so+oy)
~~~~~

Stefanik's not a freshman--she's been in since 2015. She was there for Kavanaugh's hearing too and did a great job.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 14, 2019 05:52 PM (sGotD)

188 Hey everybody.

To paraphrase Brian Wilson, Wouldn't It Be Nice if Dems lose everything (both houses) in 2020 over shampeachment...

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 14, 2019 05:53 PM (L2ZTs)

189 "173 OT:

Where I work we have a speaker at the end of each year. There have been some excellent conservative leaders who have spoken in years past. This time around they are working to get Justice Thomas to be the speaker.

Consequently, I may get to meet Clarence Thomas. That would be an incredible honor; not to mention a mark off my bucket list.

Posted by: DC at November 14, 2019 05:48 PM (RZIhl) "



That right there is way freakin' cool !
Congratulations !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 14, 2019 05:53 PM (JwHjN)

190 What a shit show this has all turned into.

Well played, Dems. Well played.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 14, 2019 05:53 PM (Ijr8Q)

191
Other than her college dancing video, which admittedly was very
watchable, we have very little to go on to evaluate AOC's breasts as he
usually covers them up with lots of clothes. WTF? Is she hiding
something?

Posted by: Ripley





A penis!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2019 05:47 PM (qBbz7)

We're talking about Toothy McBigTits, not Moochelle.

Posted by: Timon at November 14, 2019 05:54 PM (dKm4U)

192 The House Ethics Committee just announced it is investigating allegations that Rep. Alcee Hastings has a personal relationship with one of his staffers.

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 14, 2019 05:15 PM (BqBId)

He might have been serving in prison rather than Congress except that another crooked hack refused to rat him out.

Posted by: kbdabear at November 14, 2019 05:54 PM (qAR6u)

193 And Saunders says shit for brains will play a prominent role in his admin. Lol

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 14, 2019 05:54 PM (C220A)

194 Posted by: DC at November 14, 2019 05:48 PM (RZIhl)

Invite JJ Sefton!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 14, 2019 05:54 PM (MdFc8)

195 I went to high school with Harry Nipples. Good guy.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 14, 2019 05:48 PM (AFSld)

---------

Any relation to Puffy?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 14, 2019 05:54 PM (Ijr8Q)

196 SMH, Hi Ya , Darlin'. You were on my mind all day on Veterans Day. Hope you saw my Thank You.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 14, 2019 05:55 PM (dtTz3)

197 >>Stefanik's not a freshman--she's been in since 2015. She was there for Kavanaugh's hearing too and did a great job.

She was also the Rep who exposed the fact that Comey didn't brief Congress on the Trump counterintelligence investigation because it was "too sensitive".

Posted by: JackStraw at November 14, 2019 05:55 PM (ZLI7S)

198 189: That right there is way freakin' cool !
Congratulations !
==================

Thanks! I just found out. I usually don't glad-hand important folks that come through, but just appreciate them from afar.

I will be pushing folks aside to get to the opportunity to shake his hand and tell him how much I appreciate him!

Posted by: DC at November 14, 2019 05:55 PM (RZIhl)

199 It is so much fun contemplating the choice Pelosi has now forced herself into having to make - if she pushes forward towards Impeachment, she risks losing all 31 of the Dem seats in Trump districts, which loses her the speakership. If she backs off and lets it die, the Progs get pissed and play havoc with the party, ruining their chances at the Presidency.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2019 05:55 PM (Kpl3J)

200 AOC is also too dumb to know that impeachment is about covering up the Obama Administration corruption. But she hasn't been there long enough to get into the really high corruption, she's down there in the six figure corruption.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 14, 2019 05:55 PM (r+sAi)

201 Just because a person has a dick doesn't mean Xe can't also have a majestic rack.

H8trz

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 14, 2019 05:56 PM (Ijr8Q)

202 What did Schiff have on pelosi to force her to give in to this farce? Is there a sex tape of her and Nadler? Nancy unbuckling his belt with her teeth?

(You're welcome)

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 14, 2019 05:56 PM (qkStt)

203 The far left is tagging along behind on impeachment it is the establishment clintonista older white women with trump derangement syndrome who are pushing impeachment at any cost. When I voted for jill stein ( the best vote I ever made ) I knew what trump was ;but I also knew what clinton was and trump would help the democratic party like getting AOC elected and clinton would harm the future of the democratic party. You morons should read this and stop blaming the far left for pushing for impeachment we are not!

Posted by: raimondo at November 14, 2019 05:56 PM (dd36W)

204 Alcee getting laid by a staffer?

Damn, how old is the old crooked bastard......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 14, 2019 05:56 PM (MeM4j)

205 The Dionne Warwick of D.C.

What do you get when you fall in love?
A guy with a pin to burst your bubble
That's what you get for all your trouble
I'll never fall in love again
I'll never fall in love again
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 14, 2019 05:38 PM

***

I guess if you gotta have an ear worm, this isntcso bad.

*walks off to teach class whistling *

Posted by: Diogenes at November 14, 2019 05:56 PM (j5P46)

206 I went on the twitters and saw that Jonah Goldberg actually *blocked* Kurt Schlichter.

What an utter wuss move.

Some will remember that not long ago Goldberg was wandering around like a belligerent drunk trying to pick fights with Trump supporters and then playing the victim when he got slapped down.
So after getting his ass stomped yet again, Goldberg blocked him.

Profile in courage, that one.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 14, 2019 05:57 PM (cfSRQ)

207 Any bets on what her sex tape will include?I'm betting a lot of doggy style.

Posted by: steevy at November 14, 2019 05:57 PM (KNsKs)

208 Maybe the impeachment thing is to distract from the Hong Kong trainwreck. Don't want to talk about people fighting for freedom from an oppressive communist regime.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 14, 2019 05:57 PM (qkStt)

209 What a shit show this has all turned into.

Well played, Dems. Well played.
*******
Thus why Trump, McConnell & Graham aren't doing anything. when you enemy is destroying themselves, let them

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 14, 2019 05:57 PM (BqBId)

210 202 What did Schiff have on pelosi to force her to give in to this farce? Is there a sex tape of her and Nadler? Nancy unbuckling his belt with her teeth?

(You're welcome)

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 14, 2019 05:56 PM (qkStt)

Schiff is refusing to change her colostomy bag unless she gives him what he wants.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 14, 2019 05:58 PM (j3npP)

211 raimondo spews stupid.

All is well.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 14, 2019 05:58 PM (oVJmc)

212 Dack, I hear Pelosi keeps getting her colostomy bag and Botox treatments mixed up... :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 14, 2019 05:58 PM (L2ZTs)

213 179 LCD, you have friends in Texas.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 14, 2019 05:49 PM (dtTz3)


I appreciate that. I truly do.

And maybe in the future, who knows.

But I was born here, know the state, and other than the Communists, am proud of it. The geography is amazing. Most of the people are great.


But I am at this point staying. IIRC, there was a similar moment in history long ago in Texas. Some times, one has to take a stand. No matter the consequences.

Heck, some of those Texans got cities and counties named after them.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 14, 2019 05:59 PM (sy5kK)

214 And Saunders says shit for brains will play a prominent role in his admin. Lol

-
Building castles in the sky.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 14, 2019 05:59 PM (+y/Ru)

215
She takes her responsibilidades muy seriosamente.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 14, 2019 05:59 PM (oznfN)

216 Wasn't she being investigated for shoveling campaign money illegally to friends and family?

Posted by: Galil at November 14, 2019 06:00 PM (Pzzpr)

217 Holy Freaking Cats.

The Five just announced that Fox's Rick Leventhal has just announced his engagement to Kelly Dodd, of the Real Housewives of Orange County.

The Ho's franchise is my very guilty pleasure, and Kelly Dodd is the most foul-mouthed and physically violent bitch on the show. She pushed her own mother down a flight of stairs.


Yikes. Yeesh. Wow.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 14, 2019 06:00 PM (ptqGC)

218 LCD, sorry , I should have been clearer. You have friends that will travel.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 14, 2019 06:01 PM (dtTz3)

219 there has to be more then one rainmondo troll, this last post was less retarded then some

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at November 14, 2019 06:01 PM (N3JsI)

220 Flame away. The Housewives are a dirty "palate cleanser" to help me get my find off politics for an hour.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 14, 2019 06:02 PM (ptqGC)

221 217 I guess he is not aware of the first rule....

Posted by: steevy at November 14, 2019 06:02 PM (KNsKs)

222 Posted by: raimondo at November 14, 2019 05:56 PM

Hush, Gina. The grownups are having a discussion.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 14, 2019 06:02 PM (rBtIz)

223 But I am at this point staying. IIRC, there was a similar moment in history long ago in Texas. Some times, one has to take a stand. No matter the consequences.

Heck, some of those Texans got cities and counties named after them.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 14, 2019 05:59 PM (sy5kK)

WA is beautiful. Loved my time there. I hope and pray it does not become CA.

Posted by: IC at November 14, 2019 06:02 PM (a0IVu)

224 Steven Nelson @stevennelson10
Replying to @stevennelson10
Trump and Cipollone have entered private study, per photographer

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 14, 2019 06:02 PM (BqBId)

225 218 LCD, sorry , I should have been clearer. You have friends that will travel.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 14, 2019 06:01 PM (dtTz3)


It's such a great feeling when you know someone has your six.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 14, 2019 06:02 PM (sy5kK)

226 I've been away all day, so I hope I just didn't stupidly walk into a serious conversation.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 14, 2019 06:02 PM (ptqGC)

227 At least she didn't slobber like Pelosi

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at November 14, 2019 06:03 PM (F73W5)

228 Guess Rick doesn't frequent here, otherwise he would know

Posted by: Skip at November 14, 2019 06:03 PM (ZCEU2)

229 >>The Ho's franchise is my very guilty pleasure, and Kelly Dodd is the
most foul-mouthed and physically violent bitch on the show. She pushed
her own mother down a flight of stairs.

What a catch!!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 14, 2019 06:03 PM (bDqIh)

230 Jane D'oh

You missed a pretty nasty troll

Posted by: It's me donna at November 14, 2019 06:03 PM (6XlcD)

231 raimondo spews stupid.

All is well.


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 14, 2019 05:58 PM (oVJmc)

---
How dare you criticize that patriotic American?! Did you serve? Do you have a CIB?

Okay, ex-PFC Raimondo wore the uniform with pride and dedication until they bounded him for the goat threesome with Kurt. You're in no position to criticize him.

I'm worried that these kind of attacks on honored veterans are driving military members away from Trump. Just this morning a 1st Sgt. with a CIB and three Ranger tabs was bawling his eyes out over Trump's stupid tweets. He's voting for Warren, because she may be a fake Indian who lies about everything, but she will at least bring dignity back to the White House.

I'm all for Trump, but his whining about fairness and legal "rights" and "proof" are losing the military.

Posted by: Concerned Rock-Solid Conservative Army Vet at November 14, 2019 06:03 PM (cfSRQ)

232 SSSHHHH!!!

raimondo is trying to make a point.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 14, 2019 06:03 PM (Ijr8Q)

233 226 I've been away all day, so I hope I just didn't stupidly walk into a serious conversation.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 14, 2019 06:02 PM (ptqGC)
-----
No way!

Hi Jane!

Posted by: Weasel at November 14, 2019 06:04 PM (MVjcR)

234 I've been away all day, so I hope I just didn't stupidly walk into a serious conversation.



There is very little risk of that here... unless someone died.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 14, 2019 06:04 PM (qkStt)

235 Hi Jane!

Posted by: Weasel at November 14, 2019 06:04 PM (MVjcR)


Hey, Weasel! Do you have my email? Or can I get yours from bluebell?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 14, 2019 06:05 PM (ptqGC)

236 I heard this morning that PDT has hired an impeachment czar.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 14, 2019 06:05 PM (dtTz3)

237 AOC - Bodacious tata's she has not.

Posted by: Archer at November 14, 2019 06:05 PM (gmo/4)

238 Nood

Posted by: Howard Johnson at November 14, 2019 06:05 PM (z1DPh)

239 Trump and Cipollone have entered private study, per photographer
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 14, 2019 06:02 PM

Wait...Trump is meeting with little onions?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 14, 2019 06:05 PM (rBtIz)

240 Has anyone seen the clip from Newsbusters of Wolf Blitzer getting ugly with Kellyanne Conway about her marriage?

She took him to the cleaners.


I still don't get her marriage, though.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 14, 2019 06:06 PM (ptqGC)

241 235 Hi Jane!

Posted by: Weasel at November 14, 2019 06:04 PM (MVjcR)

Hey, Weasel! Do you have my email? Or can I get yours from bluebell?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 14, 2019 06:05 PM (ptqGC)
-----
I don't have yours. bluebell can give you mine or you can email me at the gun thread address unless I'm in trouble or owe you money.

Posted by: Weasel at November 14, 2019 06:06 PM (MVjcR)

242 Nude.

Andrew "I Lost At The Supreme Court 9 to 0 and All I Got Was Lead Dog on A Coup!" Weismann

Posted by: Sharkman at November 14, 2019 06:07 PM (IrbWq)

243 I don't have yours. bluebell can give you mine or
you can email me at the gun thread address unless I'm in trouble or owe
you money.

Posted by: Weasel at November 14, 2019 06:06 PM (MVjcR)


Lol. I'll get yours from bluebell.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 14, 2019 06:07 PM (ptqGC)

244 But I was born here, know the state, and other than the Communists, am proud of it. The geography is amazing. Most of the people are great.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg



Everything I seen on tv of Wash State and the PNW is beautiful. I can't blame you one bit for wanting to stay.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2019 06:07 PM (qBbz7)

245 I'm looking forward to seeing how CBS "News" spins the hearings tonight.

Posted by: freaked at November 14, 2019 06:07 PM (Tnijr)

246 She was also the Rep who exposed the fact that Comey didn't brief Congress on the Trump counterintelligence investigation because it was "too sensitive".
Posted by: JackStraw at November 14, 2019 05:55 PM (ZLI7S)
~~~~~

That's what I was trying to think of...

I also heard Stefanik in a debate with two other women sticking up for Kavanaugh wrt Roe vs. Wade.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 14, 2019 06:08 PM (sGotD)

247 Thus why Trump, McConnell & Graham aren't doing anything. when you enemy is destroying themselves, let them
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit

Just a read an article where Bill Clinton advises Trump to just ignore all of this and let his staff handle impeachment inquiry. He just needs to do his job at doing what's best for America.

Strange.

Posted by: Cheri at November 14, 2019 06:08 PM (oiNtH)

248
I bring up the bastard ruling by the Commie WA SC, because it is a state Supreme court making the decision.

I am not a lawyer, but I do know this is a precedent that Commies in other states will use to create similar legislation. It isn't some municipal court decision.


I would expect similar legislation to be passed by Blue states with a large city dominating the political scene.

This is a canary in the coalmine warning.

Those poor mom and pop apartment owners. They are screwed royally. For many, it is their entire investment portfolio and source of income.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 14, 2019 06:08 PM (sy5kK)

249 Holy Freaking Cats.

The Five just announced that Fox's Rick Leventhal has just announced his engagement to Kelly Dodd, of the Real Housewives of Orange County.

The Ho's franchise is my very guilty pleasure, and Kelly Dodd is the most foul-mouthed and physically violent bitch on the show. She pushed her own mother down a flight of stairs.


Yikes. Yeesh. Wow.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 14, 2019 06:00 PM (ptqGC)
*************
Juan asked the question, but I was thinking the same thing... how can he afford that ring?
Does she have a lot of money?

Posted by: redridinghood at November 14, 2019 06:08 PM (wiXsO)

250 What did Schiff have on pelosi to force her to give in to this farce? Is there a sex tape of her and Nadler? Nancy unbuckling his belt with her teeth?

(You're welcome)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 14, 2019 05:56 PM (qkStt)

-------

Pelosi is the same as the rest of the establishement Dems.

They Matt Lauer'd the Bernie Bros in '16, and then Thundershart lost anyway.

They immediately tacked hard Left to make amends, and have only gotten worse as time has gone on, because nothing is enough for the monster babies they created.

They fought tooth-and-nail to prevent the superdelegate rules change - the Leftists won that.

They went with everything the Left wanted, and their Blue Wave turned into a puddle. Moreover, the Justice Dems hit them even harder, again from the Left, and embarrassed the establishment, particularly in AOC's district.

So they pander even harder. And on and on.

No one has anything on Nana - she's a befuddled old women, bereft of her erstwhile power, at the mercy of time and tide.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 14, 2019 06:09 PM (9zpat)

251 Epstein:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Za5YGbvjooI

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Unbanned Chapter at November 14, 2019 06:09 PM (vGJY7)

252 Is her nose getting wider, or is that just me?
Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 05:13 PM (4esN9)
~~~~

B2

Posted by: IrishEi at November 14, 2019 06:12 PM (sGotD)

253 199 - Tom: prolly why she's prayerful all the time all of a sudden, lol!

Posted by: kallisto at November 14, 2019 06:13 PM (4Pkdw)

254 248. Will this be appealed to SCOTUS?

Posted by: kallisto at November 14, 2019 06:16 PM (4Pkdw)

255 211 raimondo spews stupid.

All is well.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 14, 2019 05:58 PM (oVJmc)

Hey, if he voted for Jill Stein he helped us out!

Lefty did something useful.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at November 14, 2019 06:17 PM (d6Ksn)

256 oh must be a new thread up

Posted by: kallisto at November 14, 2019 06:17 PM (4Pkdw)

257 btw - where is willow?

Posted by: kallisto at November 14, 2019 06:18 PM (4Pkdw)

Lindsey Graham Blusters: We'll Call Adam Schiff as a Key Witness in Senate Phase of Impeachment

If I believed him, I'd say this was great news, but I don't believe him. He says things that he thinks will get people to make positive memes about him on Twitter. But then he doesn't do a damn thing.

He also says that the fake whistleblower should be called as a witness, or else there would not be any trial.

Here's his latest bid for meme-immortality.

Graham also said he wouldn’t let a trial of Trump be based on hearsay evidence alone. A trial would also not be held if the whistleblower doesn't testify, he said.

"Let's say they get 218 votes. Here’s what I promise the country. We’re not going to try the president of the United States based on hearsay. So any resolution setting up a trial in the Senate, I'm going to make sure that hearsay cannot be the basis of an impeachment allegation," Graham told host Sean Hannity.

"If you invoke the hearsay rule, what would be left?

"A trial in the Senate, to me, should not legitimize what's going on in the House. No American is denied the right to call witnesses on their behalf, except for Donald Trump. No American is accused of wrongdoing anonymously, except Donald Trump. What they’re doing in the House is a danger to the presidency itself.

McConnell, however, says that if the House impeaches, the Senate is required to put on a trial.

"I don't think there’s any question that we have to take up the matter. The rules of impeachment are very clear, we’ll have to have a trial. My own view is that we should give people the opportunity to put the case on," McConnell told reporters after being asked about dismissing the articles of impeachment.

There is chatter that some Senators may actually prefer not just to have a trial, but a long trial, in order to keep Democrat Senators running for president off the campaign trail and trapped in the Senate.

From the Washington Post:

Some Republican senators and their advisers are privately discussing whether to pressure GOP leaders to stage a lengthy impeachment trial beginning in January to scramble the Democratic presidential race -- potentially keeping six contenders in Washington until the eve of the Iowa caucuses or longer.

...

"That might be a strategy," Sen. Ron Johnson (R-Wis.) said with a coy smile when asked about the possibility of a trial that disrupts the Democratic campaign. "But I’ll leave that up to others. I'm just a lowly worker."

I think that's too clever by half and, who knows, possibly either an attempt to scare Democrat senators or an attempt to provide cover to Senators like Mitt Romney who actually want a long trial so that they can build a case for actually impeaching Trump. But it would be sold to Trump supporting Republicans as some kind of devious move to hurt Democrats.

Because they do like lying to us. Most of their political strategizing involves lying to conservative voters to pursue agendas that conservatives opposed while telling us that this is, in some tricksy way, all in the service of advancing our interests.


Posted by: Ace of Spades at 04:13 PM




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1 First

Posted by: FrodoB, relearning to code at November 14, 2019 04:13 PM (754s8)

2 Corgis called

Posted by: FrodoB, relearning to code at November 14, 2019 04:14 PM (754s8)

3 rd

Posted by: FrodoB, relearning to code at November 14, 2019 04:14 PM (754s8)

4 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 14, 2019 04:14 PM (q80AH)

5 Where is everybody?

Posted by: FrodoB, relearning to code at November 14, 2019 04:15 PM (754s8)

6 Top ten!

Posted by: G marks the spot at November 14, 2019 04:16 PM (GXoKW)

7 Right here FrodoB.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 14, 2019 04:16 PM (Y4EXg)

8 Vindmann was supposed to plant evidence in the transcript, but Trump had it moved to secure servers that he couldn't access. Another reason this clown show is reduced to contradictory witnesses and tenuous innuendo.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 14, 2019 04:16 PM (oVJmc)

9 A long trial is one of the few strategies the Republicans could do, because it involves waiting and doing nothing.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at November 14, 2019 04:16 PM (Eg9+v)

10 I don't trust anyone who wants to allow this to reach the hands of Pierre Delecto.

Posted by: Allie at November 14, 2019 04:16 PM (sm6Pk)

11 Do. Not. Trust.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 14, 2019 04:16 PM (hkouz)

12 Miss Lindsey is just besides Xerself.

Posted by: Muad'dib at November 14, 2019 04:16 PM (sjdRT)

13 What a day it has been.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 14, 2019 04:16 PM (E+OcO)

14 Sup, TonyP

Posted by: FrodoB, relearning to code at November 14, 2019 04:16 PM (754s8)

15 The senate is going to fuck around a convict Trump.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2019 04:16 PM (qBbz7)

16 McCarthy in the House has done a good job holding the line on the impeachment votes. Will Turtle do the same?

Posted by: Jmel at November 14, 2019 04:17 PM (p4cc5)

17 *makes 'ok' sign*

Posted by: Tonypete at November 14, 2019 04:17 PM (Y4EXg)

18 He's been better since the other half of his brain died, but that isn't a really high bar.

Posted by: Ann at November 14, 2019 04:17 PM (NDO5Q)

19 Not first.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 14, 2019 04:17 PM (TdMsT)

20 Not just Schiff.

Call Biden. call Biden Jr. Call Shiff's staff. Call Whistleblower-man. Call B. Hussein Obama. ALL OF THEM.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at November 14, 2019 04:17 PM (xptlg)

21 If they impeach Trump, the Senate should refuse to try him until they actually follow the rules of standard courtrooms and due process.

"That's nice, now do it again, but this time have an actual trial instead of... whatever Soviet tribunal crap that was the first time."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 04:17 PM (KZzsI)

22 Let's just see the House actually vote before we say anything. I don't rely on Congress to do anything at all, whether good or bad.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at November 14, 2019 04:18 PM (Eg9+v)

23 *makes 'ok' sign*
Posted by: Tonypete at November 14, 2019 04:17 PM (Y4EXg)

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THATS
RACIST!

Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2019 04:18 PM (8XRCm)

24 16 McCarthy in the House has done a good job holding the line on the impeachment votes. Will Turtle do the same?
Posted by: Jmel at November 14, 2019 04:17 PM (p4cc5)

Depends on how those China Tariffs are looking.

Posted by: Allie at November 14, 2019 04:18 PM (sm6Pk)

25 Because I willowed myself, and this is now on topic:

OT: Another 'staffer' has come forward claiming to have overheard the Trump/Sondland phone call in a restaurant in Ukraine.

Now, these US dot gov employees are treading dangerous ground. If they are reporting eavesdropping on POTUS' calls they are in trouble. If they DID hear the call and didn't let Amb Sondland know that the call was audible to others they violated some serious security protocol. Its part of their freaking job to make sure sensitive info doesn't get out into the wild. They all go through the same training every year.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado) at November 14, 2019 04:14 PM (GvT9q)

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado) at November 14, 2019 04:18 PM (GvT9q)

26 And this is where trump. Barr, Horowitz need to get on with things.


Arresting hunter biden, now makes this farce very hard to maintain.


But if it goes to the Senate the left will bribe, blackmail and Epstein Republican senators to get their way

Posted by: 18-1 at November 14, 2019 04:18 PM (3cfl2)

27 It shouldn't make it to the Senate. It should be stomped in the House but RINOs gotta RINO.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 14, 2019 04:18 PM (1Vobx)

28 Drop the Fisa report, get the indictments started AND have RBG kick the bucket. Then this stuff fades into being old news.

Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at November 14, 2019 04:19 PM (X+a7J)

29 They all go through the same training every year.
>>Didn't bother Hillary's staff

Posted by: FrodoB, relearning to code at November 14, 2019 04:19 PM (754s8)

30 an attempt to provide cover to Senators like Mitt Romney who actually want a long trial so that they can build a case for actually impeaching Trump

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Suspect a long trial would make things tougher for Mitt.

No trial would allow Mitt to vote for impeachment on the grounds that there was no trial - he just wants a fair process after all.

I say let's give it to Mitt. Mitt is not a closer. He will not build a case.

Posted by: SH at November 14, 2019 04:19 PM (sX1BW)

31 If you can convince the Dems that you will tar and feather the entire Dem party and all the apparatchiks perhaps they won't send articles of impeachment to the senate.

That may be the only way to keep this out of the senate.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at November 14, 2019 04:19 PM (xptlg)

32
How about Lindsey just "deems" to fail House Impeachment.

Kinda Like the Senate "Deemed to Pass" Obamacare.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2019 04:19 PM (8XRCm)

33 Senate 'republicans', the moderate muslims of American politics.

Posted by: Eromero at November 14, 2019 04:19 PM (UUkQp)

34 They all go through the same training every year.
>>Didn't bother Hillary's staff
Posted by: FrodoB


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Was that wrong? (ala Costanza)

Posted by: Tonypete at November 14, 2019 04:19 PM (Y4EXg)

35 Like I said. Have the Senate trial expose Schiff's shenanigans and that the Bidens are crooks.

Then force D Senators to vote. At least ten will defect. The others will have to eat a shit sandwich in public during the greatest reality TV show ever

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 14, 2019 04:20 PM (S/wIP)

36 15
The senate is going to fuck around a convict Trump.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2019 04:16 PM (qBbz7)

Yep.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 14, 2019 04:20 PM (CQ3Qb)

37 If Trump does get impeached Pencil Neck would no longer have any reason for living.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at November 14, 2019 04:20 PM (Uu+Jp)

38 He's dreamy, that Graham guy. He's turning into one of the worst disasters in the GOP in years - NOT a low bar.


And Burr [he not running again?]. A mega-disaster.


But they've got no supervision or accountability - or the bulk of the caucus is just fine with it.



Posted by: rhomboid at November 14, 2019 04:20 PM (QDnY+)

39 >>It shouldn't make it to the Senate. It should be stomped in the House but RINOs gotta RINO.

How do House Republicans stop it? None of them voted for this stupid show, how do they vote to stop an actual impeachment vote?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 14, 2019 04:20 PM (ZLI7S)

40 Drop the Fisa report, get the indictments started AND have RBG kick the bucket. Then this stuff fades into being old news.

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If that happens.... we'll ALL need 10k rounds.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2019 04:20 PM (8XRCm)

41 You know who else may benefit from a long trial?

Oh yea!

Posted by: SH at November 14, 2019 04:20 PM (sX1BW)

42 I STILL don't understand what PDT is being impeached for.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 14, 2019 04:21 PM (TdMsT)

43 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at November 14, 2019 04:21 PM (1XAal)

44
I STILL don't understand what PDT is being impeached for.
>>
For being PDT, and not being sorry about it.

Posted by: FrodoB, relearning to code at November 14, 2019 04:21 PM (754s8)

45 >42
I STILL don't understand what PDT is being impeached for.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 14, 2019 04:21 PM (TdMsT)


For winning the presidency over Hillary.

Posted by: Muad'dib at November 14, 2019 04:21 PM (sjdRT)

46 I STILL don't understand what PDT is being impeached for.
Posted by: Ladyl

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Honestly, for not being a DC scoundrel.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 14, 2019 04:21 PM (Y4EXg)

47 42 I STILL don't understand what PDT is being impeached for.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 14, 2019 04:21 PM (TdMsT)

Don't worry, nobody else does either.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at November 14, 2019 04:21 PM (N4xQB)

48 Shut it down and restore some faith in the country's institutions.

Or not. I have FU money and will watch you swirl down the toilet.

Posted by: Regular joe at November 14, 2019 04:21 PM (6/uwW)

49 Even if that DOESN"T happen, we still need 10K rounds or more

Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at November 14, 2019 04:21 PM (X+a7J)

50 >>most of their political strategizing involves lying to conservative voters


To be fair, they lie to everybody. The problem isn't that they are more liey, but that they are human scum pinko elitists who want big government.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 14, 2019 04:21 PM (LWu6U)

51 27
It shouldn't make it to the Senate. It should be stomped in the House but RINOs gotta RINO.

Posted by: weft cut-loop


You seem to be unclear on the rules. EVERY Republican voted against this travesty.

Posted by: pep at November 14, 2019 04:22 PM (T6t7i)

52 >>I STILL don't understand what PDT is being impeached for.


Collusion to inflict Butthurt in the First Degree

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 04:22 PM (4esN9)

53 42 I STILL don't understand what PDT is being impeached for.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 14, 2019 04:21 PM (TdMsT)

Something Something "Nazi Nazi Nazi". The Left just won't stop dragging that old canard out.

Posted by: Allie at November 14, 2019 04:22 PM (sm6Pk)

54 The Horowitz report will be released any day now. No need to get excited.

Posted by: Tick Tock Club Charter Member at November 14, 2019 04:22 PM (Pzzpr)

55 I STILL don't understand what PDT is being impeached for.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 14, 2019 04:21 PM (TdMsT)

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He interrupted their little graft/kickback/pedophile/America hatting/commie party.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2019 04:22 PM (8XRCm)

56 I STILL don't understand what PDT is being impeached for.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 14, 2019 04:21 PM (TdMsT)


He is being impeached on one count of Orange Man Bad.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado) at November 14, 2019 04:22 PM (GvT9q)

57 STILL don't understand what PDT is being impeached for.

***

It appears telling the Ukrainians they no longer had to fear us interference and could now investigate Biden is "bribery"


Joe biden getting paid by the Ukraine is not bribery.


Seriously that is the argument.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 14, 2019 04:23 PM (3cfl2)

58 42 He has gone against the Democracy (the permanent government) and is threatening to bring back fascism (America.)
That he has committed no substantial crimes should not hold back these brave men from fighting!

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at November 14, 2019 04:23 PM (Eg9+v)

59 Arresting hunter biden, now makes this farce very hard to maintain.


But if it goes to the Senate the left will bribe, blackmail and Epstein Republican senators to get their way
Posted by: 18-1 at November 14, 2019 04:18 PM (3cfl2)

You know what else is a white powder, just like cocaine?

Posted by: zombie Hermann Goering at November 14, 2019 04:23 PM (/sgva)

60 Graham is a big bullshitter. What he needs to do is find himself a little friend like Cory Booker found T-Bone.

Posted by: Fritz at November 14, 2019 04:23 PM (wo3c/)

61 LadyL, President Trump is being impeached for defeating the mighty Smaug.

Posted by: Eromero at November 14, 2019 04:23 PM (UUkQp)

62 Great exaggeration of the "trap them in the senate" idea. Each case might vary a bit, but there'd be no need to be there. Those running for prez, or re-election, can dip in/out, catch everything on tape. Unlikely to matter to their voters - this is Dem voters we're talking about. Might discomfit a few, but meh, overall.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 14, 2019 04:23 PM (QDnY+)

63 Why won't the Democrats just stop fucking that chicken?

Posted by: Chris M at November 14, 2019 04:23 PM (eAZVt)

64 'We have to Impeach the president to save the Presidency'


...or some shit.

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 04:23 PM (4esN9)

65

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Posted by: Yo! at November 14, 2019 04:23 PM (1XAal)

66 Did the Germans wait for some stupid report to be released before they bombed Pearl Harbor?

What's this sittin around and crying shit?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 14, 2019 04:23 PM (xfb67)

67 You know who else may benefit from a long trial?

Oh yea!
Posted by: SH at November 14, 2019 04:20 PM (sX1BW)

----

Macho Man Randy Savage??

Hes dead.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2019 04:24 PM (8XRCm)

68 Yes, it will really change the campaign if Booker (0%), Harris (2%) and Klobuchar (-3%) have to come back to Washington for weeks. Clever move, guys!

Posted by: Ted K. at November 14, 2019 04:24 PM (FJYfm)

69 There's not necessarily a conflict between what McConnell and Graham are saying. (there IS a conflict between that and a LONG trial)

How both McConnell and Graham could be speaking truthfully is this: McConnell calls a trial as he says he will; Graham is in charge of the witnesses, dismisses any non-witnesses that have hearsay only. Calls Whistleblower, calls Schiff. Maybe they come, maybe not. If not, then the prosecution phase is over, no evidence, call for a vote for verdict, based on Evidence presented, which will be None. The End.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2019 04:24 PM (Kpl3J)

70 The wit and wisdom of Lindsey Graham.

Graham: I objected to the Armenian resolution yesterday, not so much on substance, but I did not want to have that resolution passed while the Turkish president was in town

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Yeah, when condemning genocide the most important thing is to be polite.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 14, 2019 04:24 PM (+y/Ru)

71 Trump is two steps ahead and just setting up the Democrats or so I've been told.

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 14, 2019 04:24 PM (Q5ALd)

72 >> If they impeach Trump, the Senate should refuse to try him until they
actually follow the rules of standard courtrooms and due process

Yes, but isn't McConnell giving their nonsense the green light? He could just as easily say that because of the way that this was conducted that he has no obligation to give it a hearing in the Senate. But he isn't.

It's annoying. They need to slam the door on this nonsense rather than leaving room for something catastrophic to happen. Not to just to Trump, but their party and the country.

Posted by: Chunk Hunger at November 14, 2019 04:25 PM (sN9mD)

73 >>Trump is two steps ahead and just setting up the Democrats or so I've been told.

Really? I'm told here everyday on every thread he's doomed.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 14, 2019 04:25 PM (ZLI7S)

74 Schiff has been runnIng this like a bad grand jury process. Hence the use of hearsay etc.

You can indict a ham sandwich

By buying into his own bullshit, Shiff has setup Nancy and the Ds for a very big fall. No R senator will vote to convict Trump. Many Ds will defect

And then the Horowitz report and the Dunham indictments come. The Ds will lost the middle for years

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 14, 2019 04:25 PM (S/wIP)

75 If not, then the prosecution phase is over, no evidence, call for a vote for verdict, based on Evidence presented, which will be None. The End.
Posted by: Tom Servo



Annnnnnnnnnnnd, they convict.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2019 04:25 PM (qBbz7)

76 72 Trump is two steps ahead and just setting up the Democrats or so I've been told.

He better hurry up... Top of the hour "news" says it's all over for Trump... Yesterday was devastating.. Throws hands up in the air...

Posted by: It's me donna at November 14, 2019 04:26 PM (6XlcD)

77 Speaking of Epstein not killing himself, did they ever figure out what caused the Notre Dame fire?

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at November 14, 2019 04:26 PM (N4xQB)

78 How do House Republicans stop it? None of them voted for this stupid show, how do they vote to stop an actual impeachment vote?
Posted by: JackStraw


BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 14, 2019 04:26 PM (1Vobx)

79 First witness Graham should call it seth rich


Second is Jeffrey Epstein


Third is whitey bulger

Posted by: 18-1 at November 14, 2019 04:26 PM (3cfl2)

80 "Most of their political strategizing involves lying to conservative voters to pursue agendas that conservatives opposed while telling us that this is, in some tricksy way, all in the service of advancing our interests."

this time they promise to not do that thing in your mouth... really.

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 14, 2019 04:26 PM (8D42x)

81 42 I STILL don't understand what PDT is being impeached for.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 14, 2019 04:21 PM (TdMsT)

The earlier post made it very clear: Undercutting "The official foreign policy of the United States."

What they are doing now is trying to convince the public that (a) this president doesn't count as president since he is not like them, (b) the unelected grifters in DC know best and must be deffered to by all, and (c) Hunter Biden is a patriot.

It a tough row to hoe.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 14, 2019 04:26 PM (LWu6U)

82 If there's a passive-aggressively treacherous way to handle this, that's the way Mutt Rombley wants to handle it.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 14, 2019 04:26 PM (RD7QR)

83 The sooner they get this over the better.

Then move on to the reports.

Because what would the Dems, nevertrumpers and other related d*ckweeds have left to throw at the wall?

Posted by: Curious Georg 'ette at November 14, 2019 04:26 PM (vEIlU)

84 Posted by: Yo! at November 14, 2019 04:23 PM (1XAal)

Way to go, Yo! I think that's the first time I've ever seen you post more than "Yo!". You must be getting more comfortable here.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 14, 2019 04:26 PM (WI7YS)

85 So lets say Trump is impeached and removesd from office... but then is re-elected by voters as a big F-U to the Swamp. What happens then?

Posted by: Nevyan at November 14, 2019 04:27 PM (a7HML)

86 He inturrupted the money laundering op that is Ukraine. Mucho dinero flows through Ukraine as aid, and somehow ends up in bank accounts of politicians/politician's kids across the globe. USAID is a lucrative enterprise.

What would amuse me is if AG Barr turned around and told all these Donks "you've obstructed justice by interfering in corruption investigations. You are under arrest."

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado) at November 14, 2019 04:27 PM (GvT9q)

87 I STILL don't understand what PDT is being impeached for.

-
If we wanted you to know, we'd tell you.

Posted by: Your Betters in Government and the Media at November 14, 2019 04:27 PM (+y/Ru)

88 Maybe if the freaking IG report was completed and released six months ago we would be going through this show trial.

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 14, 2019 04:27 PM (Q5ALd)

89 "But then he doesn't do a damn thing."

Are you talking about Lil' Lindsay ? Or Issa ? Or Gowdy ? Or any of a large handful of deballed RINOs ?

Posted by: Eric Blair at November 14, 2019 04:27 PM (xCEQI)

90 Keeping Lindsay busy in the Senate keeps him out of the glory holes.

And that's a good thing.


Posted by: dananjcon at November 14, 2019 04:27 PM (u6xw0)

91 I was one who was positive it was going to the Senate until Yesterday, when I realized that I had seriously underestimated Schiff's ability to Fuck This Up so completely.

If yesterday was the best they've got, and it was supposed to be, then this is just the Mueller hearings all over again. it's gonna collapse before they can vote on anything.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2019 04:27 PM (Kpl3J)

92 >>BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY

Do you think screaming at them is going to work? Seems unlikely to me.

The simple fact it if the Democrats are determined to impeach Trump because they don't like his skin tone they have the votes. It will cost them but they can do it and there isn't any means the Republicans have that can stop them.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 14, 2019 04:27 PM (ZLI7S)

93
What happens then?

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Colander Face-mask Time.

Thunderdome Rules.


You pick.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2019 04:28 PM (8XRCm)

94 88 I STILL don't understand what PDT is being impeached for.


Now it's bribery.. Or so I've been told

Posted by: It's me donna at November 14, 2019 04:28 PM (6XlcD)

95 86 So lets say Trump is impeached and removesd from office... but then is re-elected by voters as a big F-U to the Swamp. What happens then?
Posted by: Nevyan at November 14, 2019 04:27 PM (a7HML)

Ask Alcee Hastings how that works.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2019 04:28 PM (Kpl3J)

96 I STILL don't understand what PDT is being impeached for.
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He got to close to exposing all the graft in the swamp.

Posted by: WisRich at November 14, 2019 04:28 PM (G0vdT)

97 miss lindsey wears women's shoes. never trust a dipshit dandy wearing women's shoes. cocaine mitch will do whatever it takes to get reelected. never trust either one.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 14, 2019 04:29 PM (KP5rU)

98
Really? I'm told here everyday on every thread he's doomed.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 14, 2019 04:25 PM (ZLI7S)


That is coming from the trolls and shills.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 14, 2019 04:29 PM (TdMsT)

99 What would amuse me is if AG Barr turned around and told all these Donks "you've obstructed justice by interfering in corruption investigations. You are under arrest."
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert


First he'd have to give them three years to get their stories straight, another year to write the reports, then another year so they can review said report....

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2019 04:29 PM (qBbz7)

100 No more games. I don't trust Politicians whether they have an R or D after their names. It is time to stop the BS. The R;s need to do their job and prove that this is a bunch of crap. They need to step up and get loud....all of them. They need to fight back and win this in front of everyone. Why aren't more R's pols yelling about the waste of taxpayer money, time not being spent on trade deal which will send my 401K through the roof? Jordan and the rest are my hero's right now but I need to see more of the Senate getting loud and pissed. We need to win this and not have to pay for and trust the Senate to monkey trial this thing.

Posted by: StellasTwoCents at November 14, 2019 04:29 PM (KSBDE)

101 Shut up, Dunce.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 14, 2019 04:29 PM (Zvj7s)

102 93
>>BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY



Do you think screaming at them is going to work? Seems unlikely to me.



The simple fact it if the Democrats are determined to impeach Trump
because they don't like his skin tone they have the votes. It will cost
them but they can do it and there isn't any means the Republicans have
that can stop them.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 14, 2019 04:27 PM (ZLI7S)
All that this sham is going to accomplish is lowering the bar for what is considered normal decorum for our elected officials.
Whatever loose "crimes" they deem impeachable will be used as a high watermark for the GOPe to return the favor on the next Dem in the WH.My advice to the Dems -- If you are going to take a shot at the king, you best not miss.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 14, 2019 04:29 PM (N39Ws)

103
Hmm.

New troll is either Kurt.... or . . . . . Lurking Lurker.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2019 04:30 PM (8XRCm)

104 I don't buy the long trial scheme because I don't think McConnell is that smart. McConnell is out for himself in most cases, and I think all the judge appointments were made more to paint his Senate compatriots in a good light then to make Trump look good.

In the end, Trump is not a swamp creature, and people like Mitch don't want "his kind" roaming the halls.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp, Bust-Buster at November 14, 2019 04:30 PM (AFSld)

105 I really do think that The Turtle is planning a longish trial to maximize the damage, not to Trump, but to the reptiles on the left. The longer it drags out, the worse they'll look. It isn't as if they have a strong case.

Posted by: pep at November 14, 2019 04:30 PM (T6t7i)

106 The DCCC would like a word with all those breezily predicting impeachment coming out of the House.


And McConnell will do serious damage to whatever's left of the integrity of impeachment process if he acts on any absurd garbage that emerges from the House, if it ends up as laughable as it does now [and it will - there wasn't any improper behavior, obviously].


Posted by: rhomboid at November 14, 2019 04:30 PM (QDnY+)

107 Limpsey said he is leaving the Judiciary Committee at the turn of the year. Everything he says is tomorrow's BS.

Posted by: Winning at November 14, 2019 04:30 PM (CFSlN)

108 see shit for brains is back. guess i'll go read about snow blowers. or cars, or some shit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 14, 2019 04:30 PM (KP5rU)

109 I don't trust any of these fuckers.

If Turtle is right and the Senate is required to have a trial, they should use it as an opportunity to skewer Biden, Hillary, and Obama.

I have zero confidence they'll do that.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 14, 2019 04:30 PM (sWM8x)

110 Fun fact...


If trump called up the president of the Ukraine and demanded one of their biggest companies give don jr a no show job in return for military aid that is *not* bribery.


Giving them the go ahead to investigate payoffs is however bribery


Posted by: 18-1 at November 14, 2019 04:31 PM (3cfl2)

111 Lock Him Up: just another example of the loving, touchy-feely left.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 14, 2019 04:31 PM (TdMsT)

112 Trump will be Impeached in the same way Hillary and Al Gore were Elected President.

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 04:31 PM (4esN9)

113 Now it's bribery.. Or so I've been told
Posted by: It's me donna at November 14, 2019 04:28 PM (6XlcD)

yeah, except - EVERY penny of foreign aid ever given to Ukraine (and to most countries) was conditional on Ukraine doing the right things in order to get it. So if it's bribery to ask for something in return for aid, then every American official ever involved in foreign aid is guilty of "bribery". It just doesn't work. This is where Schiff goes off and says "But Trump asked for personal benefits!!!" and we have to say "No, He didn't. He asked Ukraine to investigate Corruption."

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2019 04:31 PM (Kpl3J)

114 The trolls seem to have become stupider.

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 14, 2019 04:31 PM (Uu+Jp)

115 No more games. I don't trust Politicians whether they have an R or D after their names.

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Its not just that I don't trust. Its that they are more dumb than I thought possible.

In the past you could count on politicians to act in a self-serving manner. I'm not sure you can count on that as much any more.

I'm here for the entertainment, but things can get out of hand quickly. Best to know where the exit doors are.

Posted by: SH at November 14, 2019 04:31 PM (sX1BW)

116 >>>Are you talking about Lil' Lindsay ? Or Issa ? Or Gowdy ? Or any of a large handful of deballed RINOs ?


Also yes.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp, Bust-Buster at November 14, 2019 04:31 PM (AFSld)

117 Both nauseated and exhausted with Lindsey Graham. In fact, with the entire f*cking lot of them.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at November 14, 2019 04:31 PM (H8QX8)

118 The troll shows up and farts.

Posted by: DR.WTF at November 14, 2019 04:32 PM (aS1PU)

119 Because of Schiffs bad grand jury practices, the Left and Media are in a frenzy because they believe this bullshit. Now they can't back down from Impeachment

Schiff has fucked the D party, unwittingly

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 14, 2019 04:32 PM (SLOYN)

120 I saw Meme-Immortality open for Cheap Trick and Dream Theater in '97.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 14, 2019 04:32 PM (MOwkl)

121 There's a simple fix to all this mess. The dems just have to stop running criminals for office.

Then they don't have to panic every time someone calls for an investigation.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 14, 2019 04:32 PM (xfb67)

122 Schiff has fucked the D party, unwittingly

Hope so...

Posted by: It's me donna at November 14, 2019 04:32 PM (6XlcD)

123 The troll shows up and farts.


That's his breath.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 14, 2019 04:32 PM (Zvj7s)

124 Congress can only impeach and remove Trump from office for a specific crime... in this case "extortion or something". If the voters re-elect Trump and put him back in office after he has been removed he cannot be removed again by Congress unless he commits a new crime because double jeopardy. The constiturional qualifications for being President do not disqualify someone who has been impeached.

So again... what happens?

Posted by: Nevyan at November 14, 2019 04:33 PM (a7HML)

125 104 Expect every president to be impeached at this point. The nature of voters pushing back against the pathetic party that won last time guarantees you will get a majority in the house to impeach every time.

Rubicon when?

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at November 14, 2019 04:33 PM (Eg9+v)

126 Its malarkey. Who is going to force Dem senators off campaign trail? It's not like everyone doesnt know how they are going to vote. Unless someone provides some constitutional evidence that impeachment only counts of they are all there...that is a bs reason for long trial.

Posted by: Bs at November 14, 2019 04:33 PM (dnH+x)

127 I was one who was positive it was going to the Senate until Yesterday, when I realized that I had seriously underestimated Schiff's ability to Fuck This Up so completely.

If yesterday was the best they've got, and it was supposed to be, then this is just the Mueller hearings all over again. it's gonna collapse before they can vote on anything.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2019 04:27 PM (Kpl3J)


It was so bad Democrats are thinking of leaving the party.

At the very least, vote no on impeachment.

How embarrassing for the fake dem party. The fascist party is fully revealed, and they are indeed clowns.

How dumb they all look.

Posted by: Curious Georg 'ette at November 14, 2019 04:33 PM (vEIlU)

128 The trolls seem to have become stupider.
Posted by: Northernlurker at November 14, 2019 04:31 PM (Uu+Jp)

Thats unpossable!

Posted by: Raimondo at November 14, 2019 04:33 PM (FJYfm)

129
Its funny when frothy-mouth leftists use the term "Drumpf" in their musing and they think they are being so witty and clever.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2019 04:33 PM (8XRCm)

130 The trolls seem to have become stupider.

>>
Who'd a thunk it?

Posted by: FrodoB, relearning to code at November 14, 2019 04:33 PM (754s8)

131 repukes are no different than the enemy. paul ryan proved that. scumbag fuck.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 14, 2019 04:33 PM (KP5rU)

132 We have to impeach to find out what crime was committed.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 14, 2019 04:34 PM (qkStt)

133 109 Limpsey said he is leaving the Judiciary Committee at the turn of the year. Everything he says is tomorrow's BS.
Posted by: Winning at November 14, 2019 04:30 PM (CFSlN)

He did not say that at all, you idiot. He said he would leave in the next Congress, when he'll be termed out of the chairmanship. That's 2021, since you can't count.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2019 04:34 PM (Kpl3J)

134 I'm looking forward to what impeachment will look like post 2020 election. At that point Trump be impeached, indicted and sentenced to the iron maiden for his bad tie choices and poor golf etiquette.


Posted by: dananjcon at November 14, 2019 04:34 PM (u6xw0)

135 I think the best course for the Senate is limit the time, give them 4 days and restrict cameras. Then on Friday have someone move for dismissal all of the charges and vote. One week and the whole thing is over.

Posted by: lowandslow at November 14, 2019 04:34 PM (4thlk)

136 I was one who was positive it was going to the Senate until Yesterday, when I realized that I had seriously underestimated Schiff's ability to Fuck This Up so completely.

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Yesterday was pretty bad.

Posted by: SH at November 14, 2019 04:34 PM (sX1BW)

137 The House will Vote to Impeach.

The Senate will bury the Trial in Procedure and under the cover of the re-election of Trump, let it sit until they need leverage against Trump in the 2nd Term.

Foreverafter the Dems will be able to refer to Trump as an 'Impeached' President.

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 04:34 PM (4esN9)

138 Late to the game, but if you "need time" to figure out if a dude in a dress is still a dude, then you already know the answer.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at November 14, 2019 04:34 PM (b2avs)

139 42 I STILL don't understand what PDT is being impeached for.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 14, 2019 04:21 PM (TdMsT)
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The previous answers were all pretty good, to be honest.

However, in the interest of accuracy, I think the Dem partisan would say this: President trump tried to deny congressionally mandated funding to Ukraine unless they gave him substantial dirt on political rivals.

I think that is The Best Possible Way to state their case. The fact that it all fell apart, cuts against that, though, but the claim is that he did/tried.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at November 14, 2019 04:34 PM (xptlg)

140 >>>Expect every president to be impeached at this point. The nature of voters pushing back against the pathetic party that won last time guarantees you will get a majority in the house to impeach every time.


No, just every GOP president. Who in the GOP would impeach a Dem POTUS over bullshit? No. One.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp, Bust-Buster at November 14, 2019 04:34 PM (AFSld)

141 We don't give any country anything without expectation of something (a known) in return.

Posted by: Winning at November 14, 2019 04:34 PM (CFSlN)

142 I don't think McConnel has any choice. The constitution is pretty clear that any impeachment of the President must occur in the senate and be presided over by the Chief Justice.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 14, 2019 04:34 PM (hkouz)

143 If the Republicans were a real opposition party I think right now they'd be talking about their plans to impeach Kagan when they retake the house based on the new understanding of impeachment since Kagan wrote Obamacare and the ruled it to be constitutional

Posted by: 18-1 at November 14, 2019 04:34 PM (3cfl2)

144 Did Graham ever find out who the leaker was in the Kavanaugh/Ford debacleover 1 year ago?Did he even conduct the investigation he said he was going to do?Nah.
Indeed: his lack of action against DiFi/DiLie/DiSpy/DiChi has only emboldened Democrats like Pelogi/Schiff/Nadler/Warner:They know Republicans -- mostly SENATE Repubs --will not stop their coup against Trump.

Posted by: jb at November 14, 2019 04:35 PM (HVZa/)

145 from what I heard, John Roberts sets the Senate rules for a trial, so who knows? Maybe Lindsey is taking the piss.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 14, 2019 04:35 PM (FEQY4)

146 I think the House failing to impeach is the best option for Trump. Almost as good would be an impeachment, followed by a long Senate trial finding Trump not guilty. Trump gets a boost from either, but a long Senate hearing hurts Dems and makes the Trump boost closer to the election. PLUS, depending on the rules, I'd imagine Trump will have a lot more rights and protections in the Senate trial. Discovery, of sorts, more freedom to call and examine liberal witnesses...the Dems don't want any of that.

Posted by: Grimaldi at November 14, 2019 04:35 PM (byAbd)

147 trump is being impeached for buggery on the high seas.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 14, 2019 04:36 PM (KP5rU)

148 128 104 Expect every president to be impeached at this point. The nature of voters pushing back against the pathetic party that won last time guarantees you will get a majority in the house to impeach every time.

Rubicon when?
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at November 14, 2019 04:33 PM (Eg9+v)

Alternatively, when this crashes and burns, expect no President to be impeached again for 100 years, if the country lasts that long.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2019 04:36 PM (Kpl3J)

149 Don't Republicans in South Carolina get tired of this shit?

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 14, 2019 04:36 PM (xPl2J)

150 115 Trump will be Impeached in the same way Hillary and Al Gore were Elected President.
Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 04:31 PM (4esN9)


Chad did not hang himself!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at November 14, 2019 04:37 PM (Vy7tf)

151 Schifty doesnt know
Schifty doesnt know...
https://tinyurl.com/y9ra4re4

Posted by: Jeff Rubin (ex Mr Amanpour) at November 14, 2019 04:37 PM (Fxgkp)

152 "No, He didn't. He asked Ukraine to investigate Corruption."

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2019 04:31 PM (Kpl3J)

This!....and the Biddens just happened to be in the middle of it. PDT didn't ask them to "Dig up Dirt" on the Biddens. If they are innocent, so be it.

Posted by: DooDad at November 14, 2019 04:37 PM (XT6Vl)

153 >>>I don't think McConnel has any choice. The constitution is pretty clear that any impeachment of the President must occur in the senate and be presided over by the Chief Justice.


Yeah, it's not like the Democrat change and violate the rules every single day...

Posted by: Wyatt Earp, Bust-Buster at November 14, 2019 04:37 PM (AFSld)

154 I was one who was positive it was going to the Senate until Yesterday, when I realized that I had seriously underestimated Schiff's ability to Fuck This Up so completely.

---------------

Yesterday was pretty bad.

Posted by: SH at November 14, 2019 04:34 PM (sX1BW)

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Ponder this.

Nancy has Schiff doing impeachment rather than Nadler because Nancy thought Nadler would fuck it up.

How much of an imbecile does that make Nadler?

Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2019 04:37 PM (8XRCm)

155 Just a reminder-Do not feed the troll

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 14, 2019 04:37 PM (WI7YS)

156 "he cannot be removed again by Congress unless he commits a new crime."

Easy peezy. They just make up something new.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at November 14, 2019 04:37 PM (H8QX8)

157 148 from what I heard, John Roberts sets the Senate rules for a trial, so who knows? Maybe Lindsey is taking the piss.
Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 14, 2019 04:35 PM (FEQY4)

Roberts presides, but Senate sets the rules.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2019 04:37 PM (Kpl3J)

158 A better use of time would be Supreme Court confirmation hearings. Cocaine Mitch had better keep some space on the calendar for that shit.

Posted by: spongeworthy at November 14, 2019 04:37 PM (35Slc)

159 I don't buy Graham's BS either. If he wanted to play hardball he could have already been pulling in the witnesses who were testifying in closed door sessions and put them in public hearings and ask what questions they were asked and what first hand knowledge they have.

That would have blown apart the entire congressional fiasco before it got started. The fact that Graham didn't do that tells me everything.

Posted by: ghbucky at November 14, 2019 04:37 PM (s9Eo8)

160 plans to impeach Kagan when they retake the house based on the new understanding of impeachment since Kagan wrote Obamacare and the ruled it to be constitutional
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RBG officiated over a gay wedding in the SCOTUS chambers a month or so before giving it a thumbs up.

I don't think they'll have time to impeach, though, what with the stomach bug and all.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at November 14, 2019 04:37 PM (b2avs)

161 I don't trust any of the senators but I think Trump put Elaine Cho/W in a cabinet position right off the bat to keep Turtle in line. Would be terrible to find out someday that Elaine was involved in Chinese payoffs and money-laundering.

Posted by: DBCooper at November 14, 2019 04:38 PM (bttOm)

162 150 trump is being impeached for buggery on the high seas.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 14, 2019 04:36 PM (KP5rU)


All high buggery.

Posted by: Winning at November 14, 2019 04:38 PM (CFSlN)

163 So, Is the impeachening happening today? Haven't heard anything new.

Posted by: dananjcon at November 14, 2019 04:38 PM (u6xw0)

164 The simple fact it if the Democrats are determined to impeach Trump
because they don't like his skin tone they have the votes. It will cost
them but they can do it and there isn't any means the Republicans have
that can stop them.
Posted by: JackStraw

This is true, but also incomplete.

We have gone from a legal process to a political process to a pageant. It is no longer about "high crimes and misdemeanors", nor is it about dems having enough votes.

It is about how bad it makes the dems look to continue this vs. how bad they look for giving up, vs, the potential for them to send a clear message of disapproval (which will be quashed by the Senate.)

They want the third option, right now they are at the first. R goal should be to either make them give up, or to go to Senate and rub their noses in the crap so they suffer.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 14, 2019 04:38 PM (LWu6U)

165 So another "witness" to the conversation with Sondland has come forward to say he heard it too.. I frigging give up.

Posted by: It's me donna at November 14, 2019 04:38 PM (6XlcD)

166 I think Mitch will end the show quickly.
Witnesses completely dismantling the accusations, and move on. Why?
Mitch McConnell is focused on confirming judges, partly as a payback to the dems changing the rules on filibusters. He was truly furious, remember he warned them right after they did it. They would come to regret it sooner than might think.
IMHO-- he is absolutely determined to teach me a lesson on Chesterton's fence; and he is not going to let a bogus impeachment attempt get in the way of that.

Posted by: You're in hell, the world ended at at November 14, 2019 04:38 PM (xGZ+b)

167 Yesterday was pretty bad.

F*ck you!

Posted by: ornery Paul McCartney at November 14, 2019 04:38 PM (h5TKJ)

168 >>>Yeah. But they'll lose with dignity.
The GOP hates these majorities. It's too much pressure to deliver.



I'm surprised they put through the judges. The are, natch, slow-walking the border wall.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp, Bust-Buster at November 14, 2019 04:38 PM (AFSld)

169 IMHO, there are several things going on.

One is the whole Chamber of Commerce-Mitch McConnell and his cohort dynamic.

Another is that both Burr and McConnell are implicated along with the Dem leadership in FISA abuse and the Trump dossier dissemination.

Third, most of the Gope and Dems are engaged in wholesale orgies of legalized graft and bribery through campaign funds, jobs for their spawn, and gifts from foreign entities.

Fourth, I believe that a lot of the GoPesters in Congress have adopted a nihilistic attitude toward this country and are grabbing what they can before the deluge.

They have given up and are more or less waiting on the Dems to consolidate their power. They believe what the media, education, corporations, and their wealthy donors are telling them--that the GOP long term is finished. That is what fear of the future can do to individuals--make them corrupt, malleable, and cowardly.

Posted by: whig at November 14, 2019 04:39 PM (MItID)

170 167-They took a day off to recover.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 14, 2019 04:39 PM (WI7YS)

171 152 Don't Republicans in South Carolina get tired of this shit?
Posted by: Mark1971 at November 14, 2019 04:36 PM (xPl2J)


Yes. But apparently not enough of us.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at November 14, 2019 04:39 PM (H8QX8)

172 Yes, it will really change the campaign if Booker (0%), Harris (2%) and Klobuchar (-3%) have to come back to Washington for weeks. Clever move, guys!
Posted by: Ted K.
..........

But Warren and Sanders will have to come back.. leaving old slow Joe and Mayor Buttplug out on the trail alone!

umm.. so yeah.. you're right.. changes nothing..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 14, 2019 04:39 PM (so+oy)

173 Fuck the left...lets settle this in the street

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 14, 2019 04:39 PM (yWXpx)

174 >>They want the third option, right now they are at the first. R goal should be to either make them give up, or to go to Senate and rub their noses in the crap so they suffer.

I'm pretty sure that's exactly what is happening.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 14, 2019 04:39 PM (ZLI7S)

175 What the Leftard trolls don't realize, is that when the time comes to use the guns, the patriots won't be using them to shoot themselves. They will be filling every available Leftard with so much lead that the CW2 cemetery will become America's largest Superfund site.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 14, 2019 04:39 PM (/sgva)

176 So another "witness" to the conversation with Sondland has come forward to say he heard it too.. I frigging give up.
Posted by: It's me donna


Kavanaugh writ large.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2019 04:39 PM (qBbz7)

177 143 I guess Bill Clinton is chopped liver?
Or are we forgetting something?

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at November 14, 2019 04:39 PM (Eg9+v)

178 For what it's worth, Fox Business reporting that PDT is meeting with AG Barr right now.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 14, 2019 04:40 PM (sGotD)

179
Hmmmm. LockHimUp's hash tag changes with every post.

I think we got a Soros Minion here boys. Military grade server manned by military grade stupid.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2019 04:40 PM (8XRCm)

180 What a year 2020 could be.
The Dems vote to Impeach Trump for something the Biden's did.
RBG's body lies a-mold'ring in the grave.
Amy Barrett's confirmation hearings take place at the same time at PDT's trial in the Senate.
CNN,MSNBC, CBS, NBC, ABC and Mitt Romney all try to convince America that the Catholic Faith is a Hate Crime.

I'm betting on Civil War by November 2020.

Posted by: DOGGFISH at November 14, 2019 04:40 PM (lMn1U)

181 The dems don`t have to prove shit, all they have to do is get it to the Senate and flip 14 'muh principles' republican senators. They probably already have 5 or 6 in the bag.

Posted by: Paul Peckerwood at November 14, 2019 04:40 PM (iplQL)

182 The dems can't ever let this go to the Senate.

The risk of Biden saying something stupid is close to 100%.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 14, 2019 04:40 PM (xfb67)

183 The dems don`t have to prove shit, all they have to do is get it to the Senate and flip 14 'muh principles' republican senators. They probably already have 5 or 6 in the bag.

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yup, that's all they have to do

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 14, 2019 04:40 PM (FEQY4)

184
These are not even trolls, just aggressive punks

Posted by: Yo! at November 14, 2019 04:40 PM (1XAal)

185
You know what's been in my local fake news all day?

A stupid story about a puppy with two tails -- one of the tails is on the top of his head.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 14, 2019 04:40 PM (Pw26M)

186 186 The dems don`t have to prove shit, all they have to do is get it to the Senate and flip 14 'muh principles' republican senators. They probably already have 5 or 6 in the bag.

I think it's 20 and it wouldn't surprise me

Posted by: It's me donna at November 14, 2019 04:40 PM (6XlcD)

187 "McConnell, however, says that if the House impeaches, the Senate is required to put on a trial.

Well then, give it to them good-n-hard. Some rules to make it all official: The president must be addressed or referenced as "My Personal Lord and Master" every time he is mentioned; Everyone shall wear a Trump mask and MAGA hat at all times; All Democrat questions will be written in disappearing ink one week before any testimony is given and after the text has faded; Testimonials must be given in Klingon; In order to testify, witnesses must swim through a vat of pig, hippo, and cat crap; Democrats must concede their seats and pay all of their deposited campaign funds to a Republican running for their now abandoned seat.

I mean let's make this circus the circus it deserves.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at November 14, 2019 04:41 PM (6eEQ+)

188 185; i still have a civil war musket. i'm ready.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 14, 2019 04:41 PM (KP5rU)

189 It's sad that we are so justifiably cynical.

Posted by: steevy at November 14, 2019 04:41 PM (KNsKs)

190 Clean up on aisle #179

Posted by: torabora at November 14, 2019 04:41 PM (Y274z)

191 Ah. LHU is a fauxl.

I'm disappointed in a way.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 14, 2019 04:41 PM (Zvj7s)

192 Maybe Schiff is a sooper seekrit double agent out to destroy the Dem party.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 14, 2019 04:41 PM (qkStt)

193 A stupid story about a puppy with two tails -- one of the tails is on the top of his head.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 14, 2019 04:40 PM (Pw26M)

He identifies as a unicorn.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 14, 2019 04:41 PM (WI7YS)

194 Dan Rather@DanRather
I'm new to some of this internet lingo. But I believe what Speaker Pelosi did today is considered throwing serious shade. Take a walk in the forest. Break out the umbrellas.

-
He's a poet and seer!

Posted by: Your Betters in Government and the Media at November 14, 2019 04:41 PM (+y/Ru)

195 Maria Bartiromo, asked Limpsey, repeatedly by necessity, if he was going to do it before he said yes.
He was really weak. He's not going to do anything but talk.

Posted by: Winning at November 14, 2019 04:41 PM (CFSlN)

196 Great news. There's a new drug on the streets that is 100 times more potent than fentanyl.

Posted by: Galil at November 14, 2019 04:41 PM (Pzzpr)

197 No R senator will vote to convict Trump. Many Ds will defect

And then the Horowitz report and the Dunham indictments come. The Ds will lost the middle for years
Posted by: Ignoramus at November 14, 2019 04:25 PM (S/wIP)
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This is why I think that the Dems may just kill this thing in the house. They find JUST ENOUGH safe seat Dems to go along with the Repubs and pass a resolution that says "He is a terrible terrible human, and what he did is Most Inappropriate, but we just don't quite have the evidence to send the the Senate trial."

They claim they tried their best, but Evil Repubs kept them from seeing it through. And NO witnesses are called in the Senate.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at November 14, 2019 04:42 PM (xptlg)

198 We already know that Schiff orchestrated this entire sham. McCarthy just called him a liar
We already know that the Bidens are crooked as fuck
This is easy to prove in a Senate trial. We have the facts
Then watch purple state D Senators vote to convict. Schumer will abstain
Nancy will have to strip Schumer of his chair, or pay a bigger price in November

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 14, 2019 04:42 PM (SLOYN)

199 A stupid story about a puppy with two tails -- one of the tails is on the top of his head.

Saw that.. It was weird but cute... Would be creepy if it wagged... Luckily it didn't

Posted by: It's me donna at November 14, 2019 04:42 PM (6XlcD)

200 Hmmmm. LockHimUp's hash tag changes with every post.
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Like a moron pointed out the other day, imagine the psychology behind working that hard in order to mildly annoy people you don't know.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at November 14, 2019 04:42 PM (b2avs)

201 A stupid story about a puppy with two tails -- one of the tails is on the top of his head.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 14, 2019 04:40 PM (Pw26M)

I can't make head nor tail of this without a link.

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 14, 2019 04:42 PM (xPl2J)

202 The dems don`t have to prove shit, all they have to do is get it to the Senate and flip 14 'muh principles' republican senators. They probably already have 5 or 6 in the bag.

I think it's 20 and it wouldn't surprise me



Then it's on. But I will be the most surprised of all.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 14, 2019 04:42 PM (Zvj7s)

203 >> Great news. There's a new drug on the streets that is 100 times more potent than fentanyl.


Note to self : Stop Shooting Up

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 04:43 PM (4esN9)

204 SURPRISE!!!!

Posted by: Anal Otter at November 14, 2019 04:43 PM (NWiLs)

205 Hmmmm. LockHimUp's hash tag changes with every post.

_________________

Someone who goes to that much effort really should have better material.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 14, 2019 04:43 PM (xfb67)

206
Only RINOS Are Not Giving Every Measure As Nothing-Burgers Always Demand.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 14, 2019 04:43 PM (zBaqJ)

207 Maybe Lindsey could also orchestrate a pizza-pie sit-in with Chinese catering on the floor of the senate and they could inspirational songs and lock arms in solidarity and shit.

Posted by: Fritz at November 14, 2019 04:43 PM (wo3c/)

208 Shit. We are getting destroyed here. Wow.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 14, 2019 04:43 PM (qkStt)

209 210 Donna gets it. Soon you all will. He is done. Finished. Like when a deplorable learns to read at 23 and completes cat in the hat.

BS.. I never said that.. Nice try

Posted by: It's me donna at November 14, 2019 04:43 PM (6XlcD)

210 Like a moron pointed out the other day, imagine the psychology behind working that hard in order to mildly annoy people you don't know.
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at November 14, 2019 04:42 PM (b2avs)

AIDS-related dementia isn't a river in Egypt.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 14, 2019 04:43 PM (/sgva)

211 I like how my hash includes a scary assault weapon with a thing that goes up.

Posted by: steevy at November 14, 2019 04:44 PM (KNsKs)

212 Yeah, McConnell is only looking out for his own interests. But his own interests involve Trump not getting impeached--and getting reelected.

People hear Mitch and Graham talk about a "proper" impeachment trial and they immediately think they are going along with the Democrats when in fact all they are doing is telling the Democrats that witnesses will be called and evidence will be presented--something NO Democrat wants.
At All.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 14, 2019 04:44 PM (CqE5x)

213 It is about how bad it makes the dems look to
continue this vs. how bad they look for giving up, vs, the potential for
them to send a clear message of disapproval (which will be quashed by
the Senate.)



They want the third option, right now they are at the first. R goal
should be to either make them give up, or to go to Senate and rub their
noses in the crap so they suffer.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest


They were arguing about this on the panel last night. I just can't see them saying "never mind". They've painted themselves in a corner, and then surrounded it with barbed wire.

Posted by: pep at November 14, 2019 04:44 PM (T6t7i)

214
Farts !
Giraffe farts!

Posted by: Yo! at November 14, 2019 04:44 PM (1XAal)

215 213 Maybe Lindsey could also orchestrate a pizza-pie sit-in with Chinese catering on the floor of the senate and they could inspirational songs and lock arms in solidarity and shit.
Posted by: Fritz at November 14, 2019 04:43 PM (wo3c/)


Can we unleash hot pastrami aromas in Nadler's committee sessions.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 14, 2019 04:44 PM (zBaqJ)

216 >>>No R senator will vote to convict Trump.



Romney, Sasse, Ernst and Murkowski would.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp, Bust-Buster at November 14, 2019 04:44 PM (AFSld)

217 @202. That would be the sane response

But the Left and Media are in a frenzy.

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 14, 2019 04:44 PM (SLOYN)

218 The dems don`t have to prove shit, all they have to do is get it to the Senate and flip 14 'muh principles' republican senators. They probably already have 5 or 6 in the bag.

I think it's 20 and it wouldn't surprise me
Posted by: It's me donna


Never happen. We've been told repeatedly here that it'll never happen.

Spit.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2019 04:44 PM (qBbz7)

219 181 So another "witness" to the conversation with Sondland has come forward to say he heard it too.. I frigging give up.
Posted by: It's me donna

Kavanaugh writ large.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2019 04:39 PM (qBbz7)

Just look at how absurd this is - they're claiming that a man who may have surreptitiously overheard one half of a conversation (since he clearly couldn't know what Trump was saying) knows more about it than the man who was actually part of the conversation (Sondland) and who is willing to testify about it, under oath. It's idiotic.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2019 04:44 PM (Kpl3J)

220 220
Farts !
Giraffe farts!
Posted by: Yo! at November 14, 2019 04:44 PM (1XAal)


Silent but downward-wafting...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 14, 2019 04:44 PM (zBaqJ)

221 Impeachment follies are off today. Rush says the day off was for spinning. Guess they don't have much to spin on.

Posted by: DooDad at November 14, 2019 04:45 PM (XT6Vl)

222 The dems don`t have to prove shit, all they have to do is get it to the Senate and flip 14 'muh principles' republican senators. They probably already have 5 or 6 in the bag.

I think it's 20 and it wouldn't surprise me
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This is stupid

Posted by: JoeF. at November 14, 2019 04:45 PM (CqE5x)

223 After the election there will be more Trumpers in the Senate and in the House. It will be much more difficult for the NeverTrumpers to get their way.

The GOPe is fading away one election at a time;
Thanks to President Trump.

Posted by: Winning at November 14, 2019 04:45 PM (CFSlN)

224 Is it safe to assume dems are offering a sekrit Senate vote precisely because they know they'd get the votes?

Don't put it past the Stupid Party to thank the dems for providing cover for them 'to do the right thing' to betray Trump and the base and do the unthinkable.

Then the dems and their media pals promptly leak the R yes votes. Dems run on the issue and win, asking if you can trust a Senator who votes secretly against his/her own party's CinC. They are that brazen.

The democrats will get the republicans to oust Trump, then see to it that the Stupid Party is solely punished for it by the electorate. I hope the Senate isn't THAT stupid but I'm not confident in that bunch at all.

Posted by: JuJuBee at November 14, 2019 04:45 PM (COzlW)

225 Other witnesses, Joe Biden, Hunter Biden, President Obama

Posted by: Jean at November 14, 2019 04:45 PM (1nXyh)

226 I'm gonna be as fucked by a bigly hugely big black cock in prison. And it will be glorious.

Posted by: Lock Me Up at November 14, 2019 04:45 PM (53hxX)

227 -
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220


Farts !

Giraffe farts!

Posted by: Yo! at November 14, 2019 04:44 PM

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Can you explain? That went over my head.

Posted by: irright at November 14, 2019 04:45 PM (pMGkg)

228 "Meme-ortality"

Nah.

Doesn't work.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 14, 2019 04:45 PM (IrbWq)

229 222 >>>No R senator will vote to convict Trump.



Romney, Sasse, Ernst and Murkowski would.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp, Bust-Buster at November 14, 2019 04:44 PM (AFSld)


Collins for sure. She voted to confirm Kavanaugh and she faces a tough battle.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 14, 2019 04:45 PM (zBaqJ)

230 I STILL don't understand what PDT is being impeached for.
Posted by: Ladyl
.
...

Nixon was impeached on 3 articles: obstruction of justice, abuse of power, and contempt of Congress

Any idea how easy it would be to contrive any or all of those against Trump?

Obstruction - he instructed White House staff not to testify
Abuse of Power - asked Selensky to investigate Biden
Contempt of Congress is easy, because he DOES have contemp for Congress..

These articles will pass with every single Dem voting Aye.

So, we have to rely on the Senate.. Lord help us!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 14, 2019 04:45 PM (so+oy)

231 169 So another "witness" to the conversation with Sondland has come forward to say he heard it too.. I frigging give up.
Posted by: It's me donna at November 14, 2019 04:38 PM (6XlcD)

It's beginning to sound like the cone of silence from Get Smart.

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 14, 2019 04:45 PM (Uu+Jp)

232 I believe Lindsey. He is concerned about the institution of the Presidency as well as these tactics being turned on individual Senators.

Posted by: kallisto at November 14, 2019 04:45 PM (4Pkdw)

233 Okay... The troll has to go.. He is most foul

Posted by: It's me donna at November 14, 2019 04:46 PM (6XlcD)

234 No R senator will vote to convict Trump.



Romney, Sasse, Ernst and Murkowski would.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp, Bust-Buster at November 14, 2019 04:44 PM (AFSld)

And an equal number of Democrats will vote to acquit.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 14, 2019 04:46 PM (CqE5x)

235 202 They claim they tried their best, but Evil Repubs kept them from seeing it through. And NO witnesses are called in the Senate.

++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Won't work, their base is goin to be furious. Far left will use it as excuse to take out the moderate dems in 2020- even if it means third party to split the dem vote and getting republicans. Also use it to get the dem leadership tossed out for 'true believer' socialists. Then- focus on 2022 retaking the house.
Schiff and Pelosi allowed a lot of false hope that is going to be used to take them down by the far left for failing to deliver.

Posted by: You're in hell, the world ended at at November 14, 2019 04:46 PM (NmR1a)

236 >>Collins for sure.


Forgot about Collins. Yeah, her challenger is the AOC type. You know, a moron.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp, Bust-Buster at November 14, 2019 04:46 PM (AFSld)

237 Pooper scooper needed on aisle #210. Comfort animal took a dump.

Posted by: torabora at November 14, 2019 04:46 PM (Y274z)

238 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hajBdDM2qdg

Posted by: Winning at November 14, 2019 04:46 PM (CFSlN)

239 Great news. There's a new drug on the streets that is 100 times more potent than fentanyl.

I assume you're talking about carfentanil. It's not really new.

Posted by: pep at November 14, 2019 04:46 PM (T6t7i)

240 And it will be glorious.
Posted by: Lock Him Up at November 14, 2019 04:45 PM (53hxX)

You're turning your boyfriend in?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 14, 2019 04:46 PM (/sgva)

241 Is Chunky Jerry Nadler not participating in these hearings?

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 14, 2019 04:46 PM (Uu+Jp)

242 >>>No R senator will vote to convict Trump.



Romney, Sasse, Ernst and Murkowski would.


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I'm not sure if they all would, but I do think there is something to the theory of wanting to impeach him just to boost the argument - to these (and other) GOP senators - that an impeached president who clearly does not have the support of half the people should not be allowed to appoint a Justice and we should at least wait until the election.

Posted by: SH at November 14, 2019 04:46 PM (sX1BW)

243 Again, an impeachment trial does not bind senators to the floor, or DC. Members do not speak or ask questions [in the floor portion] - whatever's in Lindsey's committee would only affect members of that committee. Witnessed a couple judges and Clinton being impeached - floor is pretty normal, i.e. empty, most of the time. Might be an annoyance for a few, but not a big deal for most [of those with primary or re-election work elsewhere].



Posted by: rhomboid at November 14, 2019 04:46 PM (QDnY+)

244 Graham has said repeatedly that he would wait till the FISA Abuse report came out & met privately with AG Barr so he knows where all the bodies are buried

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 14, 2019 04:46 PM (BqBId)

245 Nixon was impeached on 3 articles: obstruction of justice, abuse of power, and contempt of Congress

Any idea how easy it would be to contrive any or all of those against Trump?

Obstruction - he instructed White House staff not to testify
Abuse of Power - asked Selensky to investigate Biden
Contempt of Congress is easy, because he DOES have contemp for Congress..

These articles will pass with every single Dem voting Aye.

So, we have to rely on the Senate.. Lord help us!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 14, 2019 04:45 PM (so+oy)

Nixon wasn't impeached

Posted by: JoeF. at November 14, 2019 04:47 PM (CqE5x)

246 218: it's very simple, Trump just does something that distracts everybody and the news cycle moves on. I hear they have some bangers lined up

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at November 14, 2019 04:47 PM (Eg9+v)

247 I'm betting on Civil War by November 2020.
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I have the same opinion.

Posted by: Drc at November 14, 2019 04:47 PM (vbaSG)

248 I was one who was positive it was going to the Senate until Yesterday, when I realized that I had seriously underestimated Schiff's ability to Fuck This Up so completely.

Yeah I think the real lesson of all this is how unbelievably stupid the Democrats are and how awful they are at all of this.

How did it happen? They didn't used to be this idiotic. They didn't used to be this incompetent. Schiff acts like he's 70 IQ

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 04:47 PM (KZzsI)

249 I mean,it's not like we didn't know what was going to happen when the Dems took the house.

Posted by: steevy at November 14, 2019 04:47 PM (KNsKs)

250

When the trolls come, they know they haves lost already. They come to find the truth here.

Truth? Dems looked like clowns. Trump wins again.

Posted by: Curious Georg 'ette at November 14, 2019 04:47 PM (vEIlU)

251 Taking out the leader of a populist movement may seem like a good idea to the dems, but I don't think they've studied the history on it.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 14, 2019 04:47 PM (xfb67)

252 Nixon was impeached

Uh, no.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 14, 2019 04:47 PM (oVJmc)

253 "Lock Him Up"

And no doubt you will flog yourself raw in your Mom's basement dreaming about this, covered in Cheetos dust and stinking of panic and failure.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 14, 2019 04:47 PM (IrbWq)

254

What's that song that goes I gave my all but I guess my best wasn't good enough?

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 14, 2019 04:47 PM (Pw26M)

255 >>>And an equal number of Democrats will vote to acquit.



Manchin and the AZ boots girl? The other AZ "senator" McSally may vote to impeach, as well.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp, Bust-Buster at November 14, 2019 04:47 PM (AFSld)

256 >>>while telling us that this is, in some tricksy way, all in the service of advancing our interests.


they can tell it to their lamppost

Posted by: x at November 14, 2019 04:48 PM (nFwvY)

257 I'm not sure if they all would, but I do think there is something to the theory of wanting to impeach him just to boost the argument - to these (and other) GOP senators - that an impeached president who clearly does not have the support of half the people should not be allowed to appoint a Justice and we should at least wait until the election.
Posted by: SH at November 14, 2019 04:46 PM (sX1BW)

An election Trump wins

Posted by: JoeF. at November 14, 2019 04:48 PM (CqE5x)

258 between the murdoch scum and paul fucking ryan, fox news should be down to about 500 viewers by christmas. good job dickweeds. now, hire rachel madcow!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 14, 2019 04:48 PM (KP5rU)

259 253

Where's the ban HAMMER?

Posted by: It's me donna at November 14, 2019 04:48 PM (6XlcD)

260 I think it would be very Trumpian to get convicted and removed by the Senate and still win re-election and then have every D lose his senate seat and we somehow magically get a 70 seat senate majority by 2022 and impeach every Hawaian judge

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 14, 2019 04:48 PM (FEQY4)

261
I believe Lindsey. He is concerned about the institution of the Presidency as well as these tactics being turned on individual Senators.
Posted by: kallisto

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I'm coming to the thread way late, but I'm wondering, why do we doubt Lindsey? Has he blustered about something so specific and failed to come through before?

I mean, this is pretty specific -- call Mr. X and Mr. Y if impeachment reaches the Senate. Is the thinking that he won't actually call these people?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 14, 2019 04:48 PM (oznfN)

262 I like how my hash includes a scary assault weapon with a thing that goes up.
Posted by: steevy at November 14, 2019 04:44 PM (KNsKs)

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LOL

My leftard brother asked me what all that "stuff" was on the front of my Yugo SKS.

He damn near shit himself when I told him "grenade launcher"

Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2019 04:48 PM (8XRCm)

263 >>What's that song that goes I gave my all but I guess my best wasn't good enough?


Stairway to Heaven

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 04:48 PM (4esN9)

264 I think the RNC needs to make itself clear that if this is all impeachment is based off of, any R voting in favor in the house or senate will be removed from the party.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 14, 2019 04:48 PM (qkStt)

265 So another "witness" to the conversation with Sondland has come forward to say he heard it too

My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with a girl who saw Trump ask the Ukrainians for inappropriate favors. I guess it's pretty serious.

Posted by: Simone at November 14, 2019 04:49 PM (9t0Zz)

266 @222. They'd vote against Trump as grand jurors. They won't after the trial

Imagine a world where Papa Joe and Hunter are exposed as crooks. Bribes and extortion.

Then vote to convict Trump!

This is why Bloomberg and Patrick are jumping in

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 14, 2019 04:49 PM (SLOYN)

267 Trump almost won Maine.

Collins will lose her base and reelection if she votes Aye.


Won't happen.

Posted by: Wut at November 14, 2019 04:49 PM (jKqaK)

268 I believe Lindsey. He is concerned about the institution of the Presidency as well as these tactics being turned on individual Senators.

I actually think Lindsey is serious here, as well. I get being depressed and hopeless but these guys are almost all lawyers and you can almost hear their chins hitting the floor how this is being handled and what is being said.

I suspect that at least some of them thought that the Dems really might have something on Trump but now they know the whole shebang and its absolutely ... its hard for me to find the words for how childish and awful their case is.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 04:49 PM (KZzsI)

269 >>Where's the ban HAMMER?

You do realize this idiot is changing his hash on ever comment, right?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 14, 2019 04:49 PM (ZLI7S)

270 You do realize this idiot is changing his hash on ever comment, right?

Too bad

Posted by: It's me donna at November 14, 2019 04:49 PM (6XlcD)

271 I think the longer this drags out, the more it hurts Democrats.

The best thing for Democrats would be if McConnell just shut it down, it would be a lifeline and they could just blame it all on him.

I would not want to be a Red State Democrat in 2020 with Trump's impeachment.

Posted by: Blago at November 14, 2019 04:49 PM (sjTfF)

272 Tin foil hat on.

So, the impeachment hearing turned into a dumpster fire and suddenly there's a school shooting.

Suddenly.

They need to publish the political affiliation of the psychiatrists of these shooters. It seems they're all under psychiatric care.

Tin foil hat off.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 14, 2019 04:49 PM (HRR/4)

273 What's that song that goes I gave my all but I guess my best wasn't good enough?
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 14, 2019 04:47 PM (Pw26M)

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Sometimes When We Touch
Dan Hill

77 or 78

Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2019 04:50 PM (8XRCm)

274 I'm not sure if they all would, but I do think there is something to the theory of wanting to impeach him just to boost the argument - to these (and other) GOP senators - that an impeached president who clearly does not have the support of half the people should not be allowed to appoint a Justice and we should at least wait until the election.
Posted by: SH at November 14, 2019 04:46 PM (sX1BW)

An election Trump wins


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More than likely - yes. But it gives them a better argument for persuading some GOP senators why they should delay.

It would rev up their base, but rev up Trump's at the same time.

I didn't say it was a wise strategy - just that it may be part of the strategy of the Dems.

Posted by: SH at November 14, 2019 04:50 PM (sX1BW)

275 >>>I'm coming to the thread way late


Hey! Phrasing!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp, Bust-Buster at November 14, 2019 04:50 PM (AFSld)

276 He did not say that at all, you idiot. He said he would leave in the next Congress, when he'll be termed out of the chairmanship. That's 2021, since you can't count.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2019 04:34 PM (Kpl3J)


So, why did he say it at all.

Posted by: Idiot at November 14, 2019 04:50 PM (CFSlN)

277 The other AZ "senator" McSally may vote to impeach, as well.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp, Bust-Buster


Admit it. You're just throwing out names. Any GOP Senator that votes to convict can kiss their career goodbye. Only Romney doesn't care.

Posted by: pep at November 14, 2019 04:50 PM (T6t7i)

278 Just Once by James Ingram

Posted by: Sharkman at November 14, 2019 04:50 PM (IrbWq)

279 You do realize this idiot is changing his hash on ever comment, right?
Posted by: JackStraw at November 14, 2019 04:49 PM (ZLI7S)

Kind of has a BSG vibe to it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 14, 2019 04:50 PM (/sgva)

280 >>You do realize this idiot is changing his hash on ever comment, right?


Whereas JackStraw changes the Hash Pipe every Thread.

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 04:50 PM (4esN9)

281 @267. Ace is trolling us

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 14, 2019 04:50 PM (SLOYN)

282 You got to wonder how even romney would vote to convict. Eventually, these traitors will have to be primaried. And there's no living this shit down.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 14, 2019 04:50 PM (FEQY4)

283 What's that song that goes I gave my all but I guess my best wasn't good enough?

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Lionel Ritchie?

Posted by: JoeF. at November 14, 2019 04:50 PM (CqE5x)

284 So another "witness" to the conversation with Sondland has come forward to say he heard it too

Well yeah, that's the Dem standard tactic. Kavanaugh, Roy Moore, etc etc. Find a stupid charge nobody believes, then throw 824 hearsay people who claim crap they didn't witness themselves or just make up stuff and then point to it as if that's proof "why, there wouldn't be so much smoke if..."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 04:50 PM (KZzsI)

285
Nixon wasn't impeached
Posted by: JoeF.

..........

The articles of impeachment were drawn up and approved by the Judiciary Committee.

He would have been impeached if he hadn't seen the handwriting on the wall and resigned.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 14, 2019 04:51 PM (so+oy)

286
I did my best
But I guess my best wasn't good enough
'Cause here we are back where we were before...

Seems nothing ever changes
We're back to being strangers
Wondering if we oughta stay or head on out the door...
Just once
Can we figure out what we keep doing wrong?
Why we never last for very long
What are we doing wrong?
Just once
Can we find a way to finally make it right?
Make the magic last for more than just one night
We could just get to it
Know we could break through it
H-m-m... h-m-m
I gave my all
But I think my all may have been too much
Lord knows we're not getting anywhere
Seems we're always blowing
Whatever we got going
And it seems at times with all we've got
We haven't got a prayer...
Just once
Can we figure out what we keep doing wrong?
Why the good times never last for long
Where are we going wrong?
Just once

Can we find a way to finally make it right?
Make the magic last for more than just one night
Know we could break through it
If we could just get to it just once...
I want to understand
Why it always come back to goodbye
Why... can't we get ourselves in hand?
And admit to one another
We're no good without the other
Take the best and make it better
Find a way to stay together
Just once

Can we find a way to finally make it right?
Whoa
Make the magic last for more than just one night
Know we could break through it
If we could just get to it
Just once...

Whoa
We can get through it...
Just once...

Posted by: Quincy Jones at November 14, 2019 04:51 PM (Zvj7s)

287 from what I heard, John Roberts sets the Senate rules for a trial, so who knows? Maybe Lindsey is taking the piss.
Posted by: mushroom maniac

No, Senate passes rules by majority vote.

Why did Lindsey step down from judiciary committee?

Posted by: Jean at November 14, 2019 04:51 PM (1nXyh)

288 "The GOPe is fading away one election at a time"


Nonsense. No connection to reality on the Hill.


Posted by: rhomboid at November 14, 2019 04:51 PM (QDnY+)

289 Can everybody follow a timeline?

Step 1: Dems go public with their impeachment farce, let the whole country see they have only hearsay from career diplomats angry the President is setting the US's foreign policy.
*********
Step 2: Ukraine doc dump right after hearings finish
*********

OCONUS LURES & Confidential Informants In The News
@drawandstrike
Step 3: Dem's impeachment star witness George Kent, with his cute little bow tie, somebody notices that in his CLOSED door testimony from inside Schiff's basement Star Chamber, he ADMITS Nuland/Pyatt cooked up that extortion scheme for Biden to get Shokin fired.

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 14, 2019 04:51 PM (BqBId)

290 All we need now is a Ukrainian porn star chick to come out and say Trump quid pro quo'd her up the squeak hole

Posted by: steevy at November 14, 2019 04:51 PM (KNsKs)

291 The Cat in the Hat is a metaphor for Leftism -- the ineffaceable social virus. I wrote my college thesis on it. And my personal favorite, "I Had Trouble in Getting to Solla Sollew," is a statement about personal sovereignty and the 2nd Amendment.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at November 14, 2019 04:51 PM (H8QX8)

292 WOOOOO!

Posted by: Rick Flair, Nobleman of Fury at November 14, 2019 04:51 PM (BrfST)

293 You do realize this idiot is changing his hash on ever comment, right?

Look for the ip addresses he's using on Google. I'll bet he's using a list of open proxies.

Posted by: Simone at November 14, 2019 04:52 PM (9t0Zz)

294

Alternate poat title:

Republicans, Led By The Intrepid Lindsey Graham, Are Taking A Brave Wait-And-See Approach To The Democrats' Fake Impeachment

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 14, 2019 04:52 PM (aOZbw)

295 Obstruction - he instructed White House staff not to testify
Abuse of Power - asked Selensky to investigate Biden
Contempt of Congress is easy, because he DOES have contemp for Congress..

These articles will pass with every single Dem voting Aye.

So, we have to rely on the Senate.. Lord help us!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 14, 2019 04:45 PM (so+oy)

Nixon wasn't impeached
Posted by: JoeF


The articles were approved on July 27th, 29th & 30th, respectively.

He bailed on August 8th before a vote could be taken.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2019 04:52 PM (qBbz7)

296 After so many disappointments, it's easy to think one's enemies are stronger than they really are. But Three things recently are giving me great hope, and I feel better than I have in quite a while.

1. ALL the House Republicans voted against Pelosi's "Impeachment Authorization". They couldn't stop it, of course, but it shows welcome solidarity. Also they did a magnificent job of ripping through the lies on the first day.

2. Dem's were supposed to lead with their best witnesses yesterday, and they had absolutely nothing. It was pathetic! Some bow tied dweeb hemming and hawing about policy? And there's no prospects for anything better coming up.

3. I know the waiting has been hard, but the IG's report really is coming out quite soon now. That's the counter attack. This has been building for a long time, and there is going to be a LOT there.

Yesterday was a Big Turnaround - cheer up! It wasn't quite like sinking 4 carriers in 15 minutes, but it was close. Momentum turned yesterday.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2019 04:52 PM (Kpl3J)

297 >>>Admit it. You're just throwing out names.


Just the GOPers who have made it clear they don't like the president. Romney would probably be reelected no matter what he does. So would Murkowski. The others? Who knows?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp, Bust-Buster at November 14, 2019 04:52 PM (AFSld)

298 from what I heard, John Roberts sets the Senate rules for a trial, so who knows? Maybe Lindsey is taking the piss.
Posted by: mushroom maniac

No, Senate passes rules by majority vote.

Why did Lindsey step down from judiciary committee?
Posted by: Jean
........

Right. Roberts will preside though.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 14, 2019 04:52 PM (so+oy)

299 In her last three Senate elections Susan Collins has never received less than 58% of the vote. In 2014 she got 68%. I have a hard time believing she is in a lot of danger.

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 14, 2019 04:52 PM (xPl2J)

300
The Horowitz report will be released any day now. No need to get excited.
Posted by: Tick Tock Club Charter Member

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Ooh ooh ooh, but when it is, we can get REALLY excited.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 14, 2019 04:52 PM (oznfN)

301 People who keep insisting that the Senate would convict Trump on this weak shit are just projecting.

There is zero evidence that there are 20 Republicans in the Senate who want to throw away their majority, the presidency and quite likely their jobs just to stick it to Trump.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 14, 2019 04:52 PM (ZLI7S)

302 All you need to know about Lindsey Graham: Up for reelection this year. Talking just tough enough to get reelected, doesn't actually want to do anything he might have to continue after November of next year.

Posted by: buzzion at November 14, 2019 04:53 PM (Z7lwY)

303

Are you cereally telling me none of you heard about the puppy with two tails?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 14, 2019 04:53 PM (aOZbw)

304 whoever it was, that song that begins--I gave my best, but I guess my best wasn't good enough..." was used to devastating effect in The Last American Virgin, one of the most "honest" movies ever made.....

Posted by: JoeF. at November 14, 2019 04:53 PM (CqE5x)

305 257Taking out the leader of a populist movement may seem like a good idea
to the dems, but I don't think they've studied the history on it.
THIS

Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at November 14, 2019 04:54 PM (iMxDC)

306 Why did Lindsey step down from judiciary committee?
Posted by: Jean at November 14, 2019 04:51 PM (1nXyh)

He didn't. Why would you say something that stupid?

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2019 04:54 PM (Kpl3J)

307 The Puppy with Two Tails is just an Allegory, Soothie.

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 04:54 PM (4esN9)

308 I am out of here. Dinner. Can not listen squeak hole trolls any longer

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 14, 2019 04:54 PM (yWXpx)

309 RSBN interviewing the crowd for Trump rally tonight in Bossier City, Louisiana

https://tinyurl.com/yfrd64z2

Posted by: redridinghood at November 14, 2019 04:54 PM (wiXsO)

310 Yeah,sounds like banana shits guy

Posted by: steevy at November 14, 2019 04:54 PM (KNsKs)

311 Yeah there aren't TWO Republicans in the Senate who'd vote to remove President Trump from office. I question this ever even gets to the Senate.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 04:54 PM (KZzsI)

312 There is zero evidence that there are 20 Republicans in the Senate who want to throw away their majority, the presidency and quite likely their jobs just to stick it to Trump.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 14, 2019 04:52 PM (ZLI7S)

That might not be all they throw away.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 14, 2019 04:54 PM (/sgva)

313 I think Ernst will hang strong, but Portman and Lee are a lock. We're
just quibbling over numbers here. The bigger truth is obvious - Senate
Republicans will vote to remove Trump.


Your concern is:[X] laughably transparent[ ] not laughably transparent

Posted by: pep at November 14, 2019 04:54 PM (T6t7i)

314
I did my best
But I guess my best wasn't good enough
'Cause here we are back where we were before...

Seems nothing ever changes
We're back to being strangers
Wondering if we oughta stay or head on out the door...
Just once
Can we figure out what we keep doing wrong?
Why we never last for very long
What are we doing wrong?
Just once
Can we find a way to finally make it right?
Make the magic last for more than just one night
We could just get to it
Know we could break through it
H-m-m... h-m-m
I gave my all
But I think my all may have been too much
Lord knows we're not getting anywhere
Seems we're always blowing
Whatever we got going
And it seems at times with all we've got
We haven't got a prayer...
Just once
Can we figure out what we keep doing wrong?
Why the good times never last for long
Where are we going wrong?
Just once

Can we find a way to finally make it right?
Make the magic last for more than just one night
Know we could break through it
If we could just get to it just once...
I want to understand
Why it always come back to goodbye
Why... can't we get ourselves in hand?
And admit to one another
We're no good without the other
Take the best and make it better
Find a way to stay together
Just once

Can we find a way to finally make it right?
Whoa
Make the magic last for more than just one night
Know we could break through it
If we could just get to it
Just once...

Whoa
We can get through it...
Just once...

Posted by: Quincy Jones...




You forgot something....

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 14, 2019 04:54 PM (aOZbw)

315 Why did Lindsey step down from judiciary committee?
Posted by: Jean
........

Right. Roberts will preside though.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 14, 2019 04:52 PM (so+oy)
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Do normal court room rules apply? IF so, can you imagine how much testimony would be thrown out as hearsay.

Posted by: WisRich at November 14, 2019 04:55 PM (G0vdT)

316 Taking out the leader of a populist movement may seem like a good idea
to the dems, but I don't think they've studied the history on it.


What do you mean?

Posted by: Jean-Paul Marat at November 14, 2019 04:55 PM (9t0Zz)

317
I'm coming to the thread way late


Hey! Phrasing!
Posted by: Wyatt Earp, Bust-Buster

========

Hah. How do you know?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 14, 2019 04:55 PM (oznfN)

318 Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 14, 2019 04:53 PM (aOZbw)
********
A Tail of 2 Puppies?

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 14, 2019 04:55 PM (BqBId)

319 was used to devastating effect in The Last American Virgin

Also starring the lovely Dianne Franklin. Huge crush on that girl in the 80s.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 04:55 PM (KZzsI)

320 286 You do realize this idiot is changing his hash on ever comment, right?
Posted by: JackStraw at November 14, 2019 04:49 PM (ZLI7S)

Kind of has a BSG vibe to it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 14, 2019 04:50 PM (/sgva)

Yes, it's BSG/Lurking Lurker. He's in his "vengeance against the bad people that I'm smarter than" mode now. In awhile he'll crash and come back as somebody else.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 14, 2019 04:55 PM (RD7QR)

321 Are you cereally telling me none of you heard about the puppy with two tails?
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 14, 2019 04:53 PM (aOZbw)

yeah I saw that. Now THAT really is a sign of the apocalypse! that and the Three Horned Buck.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2019 04:55 PM (Kpl3J)

322 So did Trump release the other phone call?

Posted by: It's me donna at November 14, 2019 04:55 PM (6XlcD)

323 The Puppy with Two Tails is just an Allegory, Soothie.
Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 04:54 PM (4esN9)

What if one of the tails identifies as a leg?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 14, 2019 04:56 PM (/sgva)

324 Are you cereally telling me none of you heard about the puppy with two tails?
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 14, 2019 04:53 PM (aOZbw)
~~~~~

I heard about it this morning on FOX. It was more like an extra slip of tissue on his forehead. Cute puppy.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 14, 2019 04:56 PM (sGotD)

325 People who keep insisting that the Senate would convict Trump on this weak shit are just projecting.

------------

I think it is unlikely, but you never know. I would have never thought we'd get this far.

Posted by: SH at November 14, 2019 04:56 PM (sX1BW)

326 How can they have a school shooting in California, their gun laws should stop all that!

Posted by: Colin at November 14, 2019 04:56 PM (4F8Cb)

327 >>>Hah. How do you know?


I'm a detective. I detect.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp, Bust-Buster at November 14, 2019 04:56 PM (AFSld)

328 hiya

Posted by: JT at November 14, 2019 04:56 PM (arJlL)

329
If not for Democrat vote harvesting in California in 2018, the House wouldn't have the votes to enable this travesty. After election day, Districts with Republican victories flipped Democrat one by one as harvested write-in votes were counted.

The fact that the corruption is so blatant excites them--- it's part of the punishment.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 14, 2019 04:56 PM (7gbOg)

330 All you need to know about Lindsey Graham: Up for reelection this year. Talking just tough enough to get reelected, doesn't actually want to do anything he might have to continue after November of next year.
Posted by: buzzion at November 14, 2019 04:53 PM (Z7lwY)


The deadman speaks the truth.

Posted by: Kazi at November 14, 2019 04:56 PM (0x00j)

331 It was more like an extra slip of tissue on his forehead.



Did it wag?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 14, 2019 04:56 PM (Zvj7s)

332 Graham has been a mensch here. Ace's lede is totally off
Graham has already gotten nearly all the R Senators to condemn the Houses actions. There is no way the Senate will convict.

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 14, 2019 04:56 PM (SLOYN)

333 Miss Graham backed down on going after The Hag. Said something as an excuse about it being too expensive and that the best thing to do at this point is to prevent such crimes in the future.

To prevent future abuse we would convict the traitors and hope to hang them. But that is just us here at AoSHQ.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at November 14, 2019 04:56 PM (RHJ+c)

334 >>>What's that song that goes I gave my all but I guess my best wasn't good enough?<<<

Summer of '69?

Posted by: Fritz at November 14, 2019 04:57 PM (wo3c/)

335 The elitists' defining characteristic becomes their achilles heel. It just takes awhile to play out...but it will

Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at November 14, 2019 04:57 PM (iMxDC)

336 >>>Also starring the lovely Dianne Franklin. Huge crush on that girl in the 80s.


Beautiful, beautiful girl.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp, Bust-Buster at November 14, 2019 04:57 PM (AFSld)

337 Lindsay is standing down, not stepping down.

it's mid-afternoon .. why is the sun going down already?

Posted by: illiniwek at November 14, 2019 04:57 PM (Cus5s)

338 You forgot something....
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 14, 2019 04:54 PM (aOZbw)

Vocals by James Ingram

Posted by: JoeF. at November 14, 2019 04:57 PM (CqE5x)

339 You know what I want to know?

The Dems had a members-only caucus.
That is where Adam Scheiff made his case that he had 100% lead-pipe lock on the case for impeachment.

What did he tell them?

We can guess. Because he was also so confident later that he read his version of the call into the official record.

How many Dems are now saying, what you've shown is nowhere near what you promised you had.

But, I will tell you this: It wasn't bribery.

That's something that is loud and easy to understand--there's no way in hell they wouldn't have lead with that if that's what he said.
Instead, we've got this mushmouth, well bribery can be from both the granting and the withholding the aid in exchange for anything that directly or indirectly at some time, some where, some how, may have helped Trump.

That's so much clearer than directly lying under oath and swearing you never had sex with your intern.

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at November 14, 2019 04:57 PM (k81AA)

340 He didn't. Why would you say something that stupid?

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2019 04:54 PM (Kpl3J)


Why did he bring it up?

Posted by: Idiot at November 14, 2019 04:57 PM (CFSlN)

341 >> It was more like an extra slip of tissue on his forehead.


Did it kink up in a funny way when the puppy took a dump?

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 04:57 PM (4esN9)

342 314 The Puppy with Two Tails is just an Allegory, Soothie.
Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 04:54 PM (4esN9)

Damn. That's the best part.

Posted by: Obama the Dogeater at November 14, 2019 04:57 PM (Vy7tf)

343 >>So did Trump release the other phone call?

He showed it the same Republican Senators people are worried are going to vote to remove him today.

Seems like he wants to release it publicly tomorrow before Yovanavich testifies.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 14, 2019 04:57 PM (ZLI7S)

344 No need to get excited.

-
The thief he kindly spoke
There are many here among us
Who feel the IG is just a joke

Posted by: Your Betters in Government and the Media at November 14, 2019 04:58 PM (+y/Ru)

345 170 I think Mitch will end the show quickly.
Witnesses completely dismantling the accusations, and move on. Why?
Mitch McConnell is focused on confirming judges, partly as a payback to the dems changing the rules on filibusters. He was truly furious, remember he warned them right after they did it. They would come to regret it sooner than might think.
IMHO-- he is absolutely determined to teach me a lesson on Chesterton's fence; and he is not going to let a bogus impeachment attempt get in the way of that.

Posted by: You're in hell, the world ended at at November 14, 2019 04:38 PM (xGZ+b)
---------

In the same vein, I think he might like to clear the docket just in case RBG goes to the great courtroom in the sky.

Posted by: WisRich at November 14, 2019 04:58 PM (G0vdT)

346 Me and my friends went to see The Last American Virgin when it came out and when it was over, you could hear a pin drop......

Posted by: JoeF. at November 14, 2019 04:58 PM (CqE5x)

347 Do normal court room rules apply? IF so, can you imagine how much testimony would be thrown out as hearsay.
Posted by: WisRich
......

From what I have read, the majority and minority have to decide on all this.

If I was Mitch, I would tell Schumer and Leahy to go eff themselves and set his own rules, after the sham going on in the House.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 14, 2019 04:58 PM (so+oy)

348 In the same vein, I think he might like to clear the docket just in case RBG goes to the great courtroom in the sky.


Wrong direction.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 14, 2019 04:58 PM (Zvj7s)

349 Yes, but has anyone heard of a fox with nine tails?

Posted by: Naruto, running near Area 51 at November 14, 2019 04:59 PM (BrfST)

350 Gadfly smells like Cowshit Lurker. Finally changing up his quoting of comments to hide try to hide himself better.

Posted by: buzzion at November 14, 2019 04:59 PM (Z7lwY)

351 Did it wag?

No, they x-ray'd the tail and maybe saw a little bit of cartilage.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 14, 2019 04:59 PM (9t0Zz)

352 The best way to protect someone like Collins is to forget the actual Impeachment vote and just have 51 Senators lined up to vote for a motion of dismissal.

Posted by: lowandslow at November 14, 2019 04:59 PM (4thlk)

353 buzzion: "All you need to know about Lindsey Graham: Up for reelection this year."

As usual that explains everything. I suspected as much, but he's been one of the best (which is to say worst) at timing his activism to match his re-election cycle.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at November 14, 2019 05:00 PM (6eEQ+)

354 https://reut.rs/2NLW9H4
*******
Bank of Italy to close AS PrivatBank branch over money-laundering breaches - Reuters
*******
Attention Jack Straw

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 14, 2019 05:00 PM (BqBId)

355

Seems like he wants to release it publicly tomorrow before Yovanavich testifies.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 14, 2019 04:57 PM (ZLI7S)

Lol.

Then Schitt will scream "Obstruction!"

Posted by: JoeF. at November 14, 2019 05:00 PM (CqE5x)

356 Now we know LHU spends time in AL and MS.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 14, 2019 05:00 PM (1ISKN)

357 Are you cereally telling me none of you heard about the puppy with two tails?
Posted by: Soothsayer

The one with the second tail on his head?

Posted by: Howard Johnson at November 14, 2019 05:00 PM (z1DPh)

358 Yes, but has anyone heard of a fox with nine tails?
Posted by: Naruto, running near Area 51 at November 14, 2019 04:59 PM (BrfST)


I've heard of a cat 'o nine tails.

Posted by: DR.WTF at November 14, 2019 05:00 PM (aS1PU)

359 Actually, uh, McConnel is wrong.

In the Johnson impeachment, they did indeed have a Trial on 3 of the charges. Those charges were held not Guilty on party line votes.

Then they dropped the rest. Didn't HAVE a trial on those charges.

So the Precedent is that the Senate can DECIDE what is an impeachable offense, even without a trial.

Posted by: Don Quixote, Tilting Madly at November 14, 2019 05:00 PM (NgKpN)

360 November 14, 2019 04:57 PM (eQLDP)

---

What are you - 12? LOLGF

Posted by: Tonypete at November 14, 2019 05:00 PM (Y4EXg)

361 Let's say, in some demented alternate universe, President Trump did "bribe" Ukraine into investigating Biden's son (and more to the point, checking into the organization that did the "security check" on the DNC computers, which is actually what the phone call was about).

THAT STILL ISN'T ILLEGAL.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 05:01 PM (KZzsI)

362 Now we know LHU spends time in AL and MS.



Yeah no. He just watches Hollywood movies. He wouldn't last a week down here.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 14, 2019 05:01 PM (Zvj7s)

363
Yes, it's BSG/Lurking Lurker. He's in his "vengeance against the bad people that I'm smarter than" mode now. In awhile he'll crash and come back as somebody else.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 14, 2019 04:55 PM (RD7QR)


You're wrong on it being BSG/Lurking Lurker. Its MooMoo/Lurking Lurker.

Posted by: buzzion at November 14, 2019 05:01 PM (Z7lwY)

364 The dems don`t have to prove shit, all they have to do is get it to the Senate and flip 14 'muh principles' republican senators. They probably already have 5 or 6 in the bag.

I think it's 20 and it wouldn't surprise me
Posted by: It's me donna


Never happen. We've been told repeatedly here that it'll never happen.

Spit.
Posted by: rickb223

The Dems have a set of tactics to meet their overall strategy.
Their strategy is to retake the White House, dominate the Congress and have their way to remake society.

Their tactics against Trump are either to impeach or discourage voters with this constant drumbeat of accusations. The Media is of course, part of the game in attacking Trump non-stop, 24/7/365. If you have been watching CNN or MSNBC at all in the last few years (which is stupid and painful), it is an all-day, every day jihad against Trump.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at November 14, 2019 05:01 PM (vcOmj)

365 when do we get the transcripts from Obama's calls to his fellow terrorists in Iran? The talk where they chatted him up for the $2 billion cash in mixed currencies, on pallets delivered at night ... that would be a good one to start with.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 14, 2019 05:01 PM (Cus5s)

366 Know what I never saw coming?

I never saw coming that Rand Paul would be Trump's strongest supporter/defender in the Senate.

Rand. Paul.

Posted by: filbert at November 14, 2019 05:01 PM (NiXyF)

367

Are you cereally telling me none of you heard about the puppy with two tails?
Posted by: Soothsayer

The one with the second tail on his head?

Posted by: Howard Johnson



Why, is there another puppy with two tails?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 14, 2019 05:01 PM (aOZbw)

368 Yes, but has anyone heard of a fox with nine tails?
Posted by: Naruto, running near Area 51 at November 14, 2019 04:59 PM (BrfST)

I've heard of a cat 'o nine tails.
Posted by: DR.WTF at November 14, 2019 05:00 PM (aS1PU)

How 'bout a Horse With No Name?

Posted by: JoeF. at November 14, 2019 05:01 PM (CqE5x)

369 Yes, it's BSG/Lurking Lurker. He's in his "vengeance against the bad
people that I'm smarter than" mode now. In awhile he'll crash and come
back as somebody else.


The Circle of No-Life.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 14, 2019 05:01 PM (oVJmc)

370 I've heard of a cat 'o nine tails.


Pfffft. I've heard of 99 luftballoons. In fact, I've seen them go by.

Posted by: pep at November 14, 2019 05:01 PM (T6t7i)

371 Juice Newton?

Posted by: x at November 14, 2019 05:01 PM (nFwvY)

372 I also think if it comes to trial, they should thoroughly expose the machinations of the Democrats and subpoena every record they can.

I think it should be long enough to thoroughly rake Dems over the coals.

Posted by: Axeman at November 14, 2019 05:01 PM (DuZls)

373 Why doesn't Lindsey just call all of Scuffs witnesses to testify in front of his committee?

Posted by: Jean at November 14, 2019 05:01 PM (1nXyh)

374 This impeachment effort isn't dead! And I should know!

Posted by: Ruth Bader Ginsburg at November 14, 2019 05:02 PM (FJYfm)

375 So the Precedent is that the Senate can DECIDE what is an impeachable offense, even without a trial.

Well its a pretty standard legal procedure, an impeachment is an indictment, which is merely a recommendation to trial. Nothing compels them to actually hold a trial just because there's been an indictment. We see it all the time, in regular criminal cases.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 05:02 PM (KZzsI)

376 >>Bank of Italy to close AS PrivatBank branch over money-laundering breaches

So that makes two including the Cyprus branch. The Lativan branch has already been fined multiple millions for not meeting banking standards.

Nothing is happening.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 14, 2019 05:02 PM (ZLI7S)

377 Now we know LHU spends time in AL and MS.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 14, 2019 05:00 PM (1ISKN)

He seems strangely proud of his dysfunctional family, too, seeing as you could draw his family tree on ticker tape.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 14, 2019 05:02 PM (/sgva)

378 Its MooMoo/Lurking Lurker.

Oh, sorry for quoting him.

Posted by: pep at November 14, 2019 05:02 PM (T6t7i)

379 >>Juice Newton?


Quit Playin'

Posted by: Queen of Hearts at November 14, 2019 05:02 PM (4esN9)

380 Its MooMoo/Lurking Lurker.

I owe that asshole a broken eye socket.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 14, 2019 05:02 PM (9t0Zz)

381 I heard that if there's an Impeachment Trial in the Senate, Judge Napp will preside.....

Posted by: JoeF. at November 14, 2019 05:03 PM (CqE5x)

382 The troll is too disgusting.. I'm out... Later

Posted by: It's me donna at November 14, 2019 05:03 PM (6XlcD)

383 There is chatter that some Senators may actually prefer not just to have a trial, but a long trial, in order to keep Democrat Senators running for president off the campaign trail and trapped in the Senate.


Yeah. No, thank you, assholes.


The simplest and best play here is to call this kangaroo court a complete waste of taxpayers time and money.

The Democrats on no fucking evidence at all drummed up a Soviet-style witch hunt against the most powerful man in the USA, ie. the President.

If these Democrat Fascists can do that to The President -

What do you think they would do to you if they didn't like you?

We, as the Republican Party see this as a grotesque Anti-American Coup and refuse to participate or let this creepy unAmerican activity go any further.

It ends now!

By the by, here are a bunch of bills that we have ready to go to help make this country stronger, freer, and help you and your children live better lives and make more money.

The Democrats can help us pass these bills to make American even greater or they can obstruct and try to illegally remove a duly elected President with lies.

We hope you the American voter remember this at the ballot box.

----

Anything else gives cover to the Democrats and conveys substance to their charges.

This really really really sounds like a lame-ass NeverTrump scheme by some lame ass Republicant Senaturds....lookin' at you Cornyn, Mittens.

Where's a homeless guy to throw hot diarrhea around when you really need one?

Fuckers.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 14, 2019 05:03 PM (kauXV)

384 For anyone who missed what Lindsey Graham was talking about with the Judiciary Committee, the Senate Republicans have chosen to self impose 6 year term limits on their committee chairman, so that they don't have committees that are run one one man for decades. They did not have to do this , but they have chosen to do this. Lindsey Graham has been Chairman of the Senate Judiciary Committee for long enough that he runs into those self-imposed term limits after the next election. SO, he has said rather than going back down to being just a committee member, he'll let someone newer have his slot, and he'll go to some other committee instead. That's all. It is NOT a big deal.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2019 05:03 PM (Kpl3J)

385 I count no less than four contradictions in that portion of Miss Lindsey's interview. Missing some ? Maybe.

I wouldn't trust most GOP senators in a shithouse with a muzzle on. What consequences did the Ice Princess suffer when she voted against Kavanaugh? If McConnell doesn't strip ant GOP senator who votes to remove of their chairs and privileges, his ass needs to be gone yesterday. And if the pathetic, corrupt reptile doesn't make plain now pain awaits them, he doesn't intend to do a damn thing after the vote. His constituents are the Koch brothers, not Kentuckians.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 14, 2019 05:03 PM (ALaia)

386 What is the troll trying to accomplish with his gibberish? It makes no sense.

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 14, 2019 05:03 PM (Uu+Jp)

387 hillary let the cat out of the bag. she told us exactly what our revered, elected, government really thinks we are. forget this at your peril.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 14, 2019 05:04 PM (KP5rU)

388 I heard that if there's an Impeachment Trial in the Senate, Judge Napp will preside.....
Posted by: JoeF. at November 14, 2019 05:03 PM (CqE5x)


Only in his fevered little brain.

Posted by: DR.WTF at November 14, 2019 05:04 PM (aS1PU)

389 I just got an email from a guy who has 26 55 gallon drums of coconut creme for sale.

Posted by: freaked at November 14, 2019 05:04 PM (Tnijr)

390 Back when Obama was the worst President in the history of these Untied States, it never occurred to me to go online and talk about his cum.

I guess I'm just not f'ed up enough.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 14, 2019 05:04 PM (1ISKN)

391
Paul Sperry
@paulsperry_
Schiff and Dems are discovering that outside their little closed-door basement echo-chamber, their charges against Trump are not resonating. They are slowly realizing that they've been overselling impeachment, that few outside their corrupt coterie are buying it

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 14, 2019 05:04 PM (BqBId)

392 What is the troll trying to accomplish with his gibberish?

To get your attention and reactions.




and its working

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 05:04 PM (KZzsI)

393
THAT STILL ISN'T ILLEGAL.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
............
Bribery is one of the listed offenses in the Constitution for impeachment.

That aside.. I don't think legality has anything to do with it. It's all about abusing the office.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 14, 2019 05:04 PM (so+oy)

394


Seems like he wants to release it publicly tomorrow before Yovanavich testifies.

So, it probably shows the Ukes asking to get rid of this horrible woman.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 14, 2019 05:05 PM (oVJmc)

395 I just got an email from a guy who has 26 55 gallon drums of coconut creme for sale.


Do you still have Maryanne's number?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 14, 2019 05:05 PM (Zvj7s)

396 What is the troll trying to accomplish with his gibberish? It makes no sense.
Posted by: Northernlurker

----

I don't know but I'm convinced - after reading it's thoughtful posts, I cannot, in good conscience, vote again for PDT.

Wait a minute - yes I can.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 14, 2019 05:05 PM (Y4EXg)

397 How can they have a school shooting in California, their gun laws should stop all that!

-
Although not addressing this particular shooting, Mayor Bernard Young of Baltimore had some thoughts.

Baltimore Mayor Bernard Young denied his leadership had anything to do with the problem, saying "I'm not committing the murders."

Posted by: Your Betters in Government and the Media at November 14, 2019 05:05 PM (+y/Ru)

398 Bribery is one of the listed offenses in the Constitution for impeachment.


Isn't that referring to taking bribes?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 14, 2019 05:05 PM (Zvj7s)

399 359 The best way to protect someone like Collins is to forget the actual Impeachment vote and just have 51 Senators lined up to vote for a motion of dismissal.
Posted by: lowandslow at November 14, 2019 04:59 PM (4thlk)

Yup, a simple vote saying that for their to be Impeachment, there must be a CRIME.

Because nothing Trump did could be construed as illegal.

Even asking other countries for dirt on an opponent is clearly not illegal, or the Obama administration would currently be up on Charges (Steele AND Misfud AND Ukraine).

Posted by: Don Quixote, Tilting Madly at November 14, 2019 05:05 PM (NgKpN)

400 OT: Another 'staffer' has come forward claiming to have overheard the Trump/Sondland phone call in a restaurant in Ukraine.

In a restaurant...?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 14, 2019 05:05 PM (oVJmc)

401 >>Bribery is one of the listed offenses in the Constitution for impeachment.


And it is strictly defined as something this is not.

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 05:05 PM (4esN9)

402 Graham has been tarred by his inexplicable defense of his buddy McCain and his positions on immigration reform. Other than that , he has been pretty solid. But admittedly those are two huge strikes against him,

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 14, 2019 05:06 PM (Q5ALd)

403 I just got an email from a guy who has 26 55 gallon drums of coconut creme for sale.
Posted by: freaked at November 14, 2019 05:04 PM (Tnijr)



OK, now you have my attention.

Posted by: Ted K. at November 14, 2019 05:06 PM (FJYfm)

404 Mitch already announced the basics of the trial. 6-day weeks, long days [this is standard procedure for "amendment magnet" bills, in the old days Defense Authorization or any tax bill, for example]. Burns through it pretty quickly. Members don't speak during the trial. House delegation acts as prosecutors, CJ presides.


I think people even here underestimate how potentially humiliating this all is for the Dems - IF the GOP decides to torture them properly.


The country is nearly at the point where it wouldn't even matter - *so* dumbed down and civic illiterate is the populace, so collapsed is the press as a means of actually informing the public. But not *quite* there, yet, so major debacle for Dems could ensue.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 14, 2019 05:06 PM (QDnY+)

405 Bribery is one of the listed offenses in the Constitution for impeachment.

That aside.. I don't think legality has anything to do with it. It's all about abusing the office.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 14, 2019 05:04 PM (so+oy)
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That's why they changed their talking points to say Bribery.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at November 14, 2019 05:06 PM (xptlg)

406 I just got an email from a guy who has 26 55 gallon drums of coconut creme for sale.
Posted by: freaked at November 14, 2019 05:04 PM (Tnijr)

Oprah died, and they rendered out her corpse?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 14, 2019 05:06 PM (/sgva)

407 Baltimore Mayor Bernard Young denied his leadership had anything to do
with the problem, saying "I'm not committing the murders."


Ah, so he's from the Elijah Cummings school of personal responsibility in governance.

Posted by: pep at November 14, 2019 05:06 PM (T6t7i)

408 If you stop responding to trolls, they get bored and leave. Moose out front shoulda told ya.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 14, 2019 05:06 PM (qkStt)

409 Juan is an idiot!

Posted by: redridinghood at November 14, 2019 05:07 PM (wiXsO)

410 trump is being impeached for buggery on the high seas.

How DARE you !

Posted by: Greta Thumbutt at November 14, 2019 05:07 PM (arJlL)

411 410 Bribery is one of the listed offenses in the Constitution for impeachment.


Isn't that referring to taking bribes?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 14, 2019 05:05 PM (Zvj7s)

Impeach them all then, because all Campaign promises ARE Bribery.

Its a quid pro quo, your vote for what I'm going to do for you!

Posted by: Don Quixote, Tilting Madly at November 14, 2019 05:07 PM (NgKpN)

412 If you want to see the Dems playbook for impeachment, read 1984 again.

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 14, 2019 05:07 PM (Q5ALd)

413 Bozo Conservative: "Their tactics against Trump are either to impeach or discourage voters with this constant drumbeat of accusations. The Media is of course, part of the game in attacking Trump non-stop, 24/7/365..."

I've moved to the point that The Enemedia IS the game. There is no Democrat Party without the MFM. No matter what issue on anything, they religiously promote and propagandize for their own team and denigrate and destroy the Conservatives and even moderates. There is no DNC; There is only MFM.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at November 14, 2019 05:07 PM (6eEQ+)

414 What are the odds that Lindsey is chomping at the bit to hold hearings on all the traitors, but Barr and Horowitz are quietly asking him to back off so it doesn't ruin their indictments and prosecutions?

If I don't think in those terms, I would be too pissed off to breath every day.

Posted by: jwest at November 14, 2019 05:07 PM (U6f/q)

415 Bribery is one of the listed offenses in the Constitution for impeachment.

Of public officials and Americans yes. In making a deal with foreign countries, no. That's just negotiating tactics, its what people have been doing for thousands of years, including every presidential administration that has ever existed in the USA.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 05:07 PM (KZzsI)

416 In a restaurant...?


Posted by: Mr. Peebles


Apparently Sondland likes to eat in VERY quiet restaurants.

Posted by: pep at November 14, 2019 05:07 PM (T6t7i)

417 375 Know what I never saw coming?

I never saw coming that Rand Paul would be Trump's strongest supporter/defender in the Senate.

Rand. Paul.
Posted by: filbert at November 14, 2019 05:01 PM (NiXyF)
--------

I think Rand want's to award Trump's anti-interventionist policies.

Posted by: WisRich at November 14, 2019 05:08 PM (G0vdT)

418 343 >>>Also starring the lovely Dianne Franklin. Huge crush on that girl in the 80s.


Beautiful, beautiful girl.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp, Bust-Buster at November 14, 2019 04:57 PM (AFSld)

Wonderful girl-next-door vibe. Aged very gracefully, if the picture I saw is recent.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 14, 2019 05:08 PM (RD7QR)

419 Don Quixote: "Impeach them all then, because all Campaign promises ARE Bribery.

Its a quid pro quo, your vote for what I'm going to do for you!"


You're not wrong. This needs to be brought up more often.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at November 14, 2019 05:09 PM (6eEQ+)

420 Apparently Sondland likes to eat in VERY quiet restaurants.
Posted by: pep at November 14, 2019 05:07 PM (T6t7i)

Maybe he put the President on speaker-phone so he could eat his corn on the cob two-handed?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 14, 2019 05:09 PM (/sgva)

421 I wouldn't trust most GOP senators in a shithouse with a muzzle on. What consequences did the Ice Princess suffer when she voted against Kavanaugh? If McConnell doesn't strip ant GOP senator who votes to remove of their chairs and privileges, his ass needs to be gone yesterday. And if the pathetic, corrupt reptile doesn't make plain now pain awaits them, he doesn't intend to do a damn thing after the vote. His constituents are the Koch brothers, not Kentuckians.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 14, 2019 05:03 PM (ALaia)



And the Chinese.

Posted by: Idiot at November 14, 2019 05:09 PM (CFSlN)

422 There's a dog with nine tails?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 14, 2019 05:09 PM (RD7QR)

423 I am going to vote for trump in all 50 states, plus a few territories!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 14, 2019 05:09 PM (qkStt)

424 414 Graham has been tarred by his inexplicable defense of his buddy McCain and his positions on immigration reform. Other than that , he has been pretty solid. But admittedly those are two huge strikes against him,

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 14, 2019 05:06 PM (Q5ALd)


He deserves to be tarred for those positions on immigration reform. Selling us out to the rest of the world makes all your other supposed positions pointless.

Posted by: buzzion at November 14, 2019 05:10 PM (Z7lwY)

425 There is no Democrat Party without the MFM.

and... this is important to remember and understand... the opposite. These channels are being propped up by Dem antics. CNN's ratings absolutely cratered when Russia! Russia! Russia! flamed out. They need this crap to even sell advertising.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 05:10 PM (KZzsI)

426 You might like this site AOP. They have some pretty interesting stuff:

repurposedmaterialsinc dot com

Posted by: freaked at November 14, 2019 05:10 PM (Tnijr)

427 359 The best way to protect someone like Collins is to forget the actual Impeachment vote and just have 51 Senators lined up to vote for a motion of dismissal.
Posted by: lowandsl

====

yeah, that seems to be the best road forward. I am sure Mitch and Linds are considering their options.

I wonder if they haven't just decided on the clever route so that they can embarass schiff.

1. call schiff as first witness
2. if he refuses, then dismiss with the straight vote.
3. if he shows up and talks, but somehow does not perjur himself, then dismiss with the straight vote.
4. if she shows up and lies like a fucking rug, then dismiss with the straight vote and then SWAT raid him like Stone.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 14, 2019 05:10 PM (FEQY4)

428 if the Ukraine staffers are testifying that they have defied Trump directives ... because they prefer their own foreign policy ... seems they are testifying against themselves.

No matter how sincere they are (and I doubt they are sincere, they are crooks and villains) about undermining Trump for "the good of the country", they are sabotaging the duly elected Executive.

hang em high

Posted by: illiniwek at November 14, 2019 05:10 PM (Cus5s)

429 Trump rally tonight.

Posted by: Ha at November 14, 2019 05:10 PM (jKqaK)

430 Wonderful girl-next-door vibe. Aged very gracefully, if the picture I saw is recent.

Yes, Dianne Franklin seems to still be very lovely and frustratingly not snuggled up to me in bed.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 05:10 PM (KZzsI)

431 Great news. There's a new drug on the streets that is 100 times more potent than fentanyl.
Posted by: Galil at November 14, 2019 04:41 PM (Pzzpr)
........

So that's what's up with Schiff's eyes.

Posted by: wth at November 14, 2019 05:11 PM (v0R5T)

432 Woah, a radical renumbering!

Posted by: pep at November 14, 2019 05:11 PM (T6t7i)

433 428 Bribery is one of the listed offenses in the Constitution for impeachment.

Of public officials and Americans yes. In making a deal with foreign countries, no. That's just negotiating tactics, its what people have been doing for thousands of years, including every presidential administration that has ever existed in the USA.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 05:07 PM (KZzsI)

Yes, the evil Jefferson? Clearly extortion when he threatened us with violence from the US Marines, because we were, under our Law, performing legal actions on the High Seas.

Posted by: Barbary Pirates at November 14, 2019 05:11 PM (NgKpN)

434 I am loving this new GOP twitter trolling.Yesterday's Rep. Gosar Epstein tweets, today's Pete King whistleblower tweet of photos* instead of his name -- and Tapper takes the bait. LOLGF!
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yhaeyqpo

*Not him

Posted by: Lizzy at November 14, 2019 05:12 PM (bDqIh)

435
Shooter has been identified as Nathaniel Berhow

https://tinyurl.com/w7ss2rq

Posted by: redridinghood at November 14, 2019 05:12 PM (wiXsO)

436 There is no DNC; There is only MFM.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at November 14, 2019 05:07 PM (6eEQ+)

Yes! What I've been saying for years (simply repeating what Breitbart said). When we finally figure this out in some collective "ah ha!" way, and act accordingly, EVERYTHING changes.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at November 14, 2019 05:12 PM (H8QX8)

437 House delegation acts as prosecutors, CJ presides.

====

yeah, uh, no.

This is the first time (i think) that a divided congress pulled this shit.

The house doesn't get to be prosecutors. at least that's what I would do if I were boss. "We'll take it from here, friends. Let's put Cruz in charge of the prosecution."

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 14, 2019 05:12 PM (FEQY4)

438 Still doing the restaurant thing ?

Posted by: The Gadfly at November 14, 2019 05:09 PM (Zeyrd)

I'm doubling down...

We just built a 4400 sq ft facility behind the restaurant to put in a new commercial kitchen to do prep and catering.

Posted by: jwest at November 14, 2019 05:12 PM (U6f/q)

439 I feel a disturbance in the force. As though a nude AOC thread was up.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 14, 2019 05:13 PM (Zvj7s)

440 You might like this site AOP. They have some pretty interesting stuff:

repurposedmaterialsinc dot com
Posted by: freaked at November 14, 2019 05:10 PM (Tnijr)

Interesting. Thanks.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 14, 2019 05:13 PM (/sgva)

441 Actually I don't think Trump has abused his office enough.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at November 14, 2019 05:13 PM (H8QX8)

442 OT

Do you rent out your houses or apartments?

Look at what the Wash State Supreme Court just ruled on a Seattle rent ordinance. By a 9-0 vote, they backed a Seattle law that forces landlords to rent to the FIRST applicant who applies, with very minimal restrictions.

Oh, and now a landlord cannot check for past CRIMINAL history. So if a Nazi-tattooed freak with prior violent felonies and a 700 credit score applies, and in your other units you have kids and families, too bad for you and the other tenants.

Ultimately, what this Savant-led new city law does is two things: get Mom and Pop owners out of the rental business completely, because they cannot afford the losses, and big commercial RE companies will simply raise rents overall to deal with the increased damage from bad tenants, and good tenants moving out to get away from the freaks/criminals.

9-0. The Communists have absolutely taken over Washington State. Commercial property ownership is a thing of the past for small investors.

Shed a tear for those Americans that still live here.

BTW, we aren't leaving, so someday, we may be requesting backup ammo and supplies. Just giving a heads up.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 14, 2019 05:13 PM (sy5kK)

443 New content, yo.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at November 14, 2019 05:13 PM (xptlg)

444 423 375 Know what I never saw coming?

I never saw coming that Rand Paul would be Trump's strongest supporter/defender in the Senate.

Rand. Paul.
Posted by: filbert at November 14, 2019 05:01 PM (NiXyF)
--------

I think Rand want's to award Trump's anti-interventionist policies.
Posted by: WisRich at November 14, 2019 05:08 PM (G0vdT)

Which is not a bad thing, IMO.

Posted by: Don Q at November 14, 2019 05:13 PM (NgKpN)

445 As Sondland strolls into a Brussels restaurant his phone starts to ring.

Softly- Hello?
Much louder as he looks around purposefully making eye contact with other patrons: OH HELLO MR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES TRUMP! Oh you would like to discuss the QUID PRO QUO WITH THE UKRANIANS! Yes let me find a quiet place where NOBODY WILL EAVESDROP ON OUR IMPORTANT CONVERSATION ABOUT OFFICIAL US DIPLOMATIC BUSINESS!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 14, 2019 05:14 PM (qkStt)

446 https://tinyurl.com/qwq7clq

the link to the 9-0 WA SC embarrassment.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 14, 2019 05:14 PM (sy5kK)

447 Jennifer Bendery @jbendery
The House Ethics Committee just announced it is investigating allegations that Rep. Alcee Hastings has a personal relationship with one of his staffers.

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 14, 2019 05:14 PM (BqBId)

448 Bribery is what the basis is for the Clinton foundation. Bribery is what Bill Clinton's friend Vernon Jordan offered Lewinsky not to testify, bribery is what Obama gave planned parenthood for their support, bribery is what every large donor gives to these Dem reps to vote on behalf of their financial schemes, Bribery is what got Marc Rich pardoned, etc etc etc

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 14, 2019 05:15 PM (Q5ALd)

449 A comment I made on Althouse. tl;rd: A long trial would be awesome. Mitt can want whatever he wants, but Senators are Jury, not triers:

rcocean said...
BTW, McConnell and the Senate R's could stop this in its tracks by simply saying they will vote it down the second the House impeachment articles arrive. IOw, they are Dead on Arrival.

Instead Mitch is talking about a long trial. Why is that? Curious how a Republican Senate is so Unsupportive of a President with a 90% R Approval rating.

Why in the world would they want to stop them?

1: The Senators, BTW, are members of the Jury, so they have to sit there and shut up. All those Democrat Senators, running for President, will be stuck in DC, doing nothing. During key campaign time . Talk about fun for the GOP

2: The charges are utter crap. The longer they get to question all the Democrats "witnesses", the longer they get to put this pathetic crap in front of the American voters, the better off the GOP is.

3: This "impeachment" has been the scene of one crime after another. All the crimes coming from the people pushing it. Bring the WB forward. Make him testify under oath. How did you find out about this? Who did you talk to? Who did you talk to before you filed your complaint?

Call the IC IG. When did you change the "whistleblowing" rules? Why? Did you have conversations with anyone about the changes?

Call Schiff. Who did you talk to? When? Schiff has been lying all over the place. Getting him under oath will be a LOT of fun.

Get Vindeman under oath. Who did you talk to? Who did you leak this classified information to? he wants to take the fifth, on National TV? Excellent! "So, Lt. Col, because you personally disagreed with the way the US President was running his foreign policy, you violated the law and leaked classified information in any attempt to obstruct the President's foreign policy, and replace it with your own?" "No, I was replacing it with the proper foreign policy as determined by the Intereagency." "So, Col, you believe that the proper determiners of US foreign policy are faceless government bureaucrats, not the elected President of the US?"

By the time they're done, not one GOP Senator will vote for impeachment. Joe Manchin will definitely vote against. Jon Tester might vote against. Doug Jones will accept that he's going to lose in 2020, & vote for. But Sienma might very well vote against.

And Trump will cruise to an easy re-election, because the public will look at this, say "after 4 years of screaming, the best they could come up with against Trump was this total nothing-burger? I guess he's not that bad."

Because that's what happens when you strike at the King, and miss.

Please, keep on pushing this sh!t show

Posted by: Greg Q at November 14, 2019 05:15 PM (/0a60)

450 As Sondland strolls into a Brussels restaurant his phone starts to ring.

Softly- Hello?
Much louder as he looks around purposefully making eye contact with other patrons: OH HELLO MR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES TRUMP! Oh you would like to discuss the QUID PRO QUO WITH THE UKRANIANS! Yes let me find a quiet place where NOBODY WILL EAVESDROP ON OUR IMPORTANT CONVERSATION ABOUT OFFICIAL US DIPLOMATIC BUSINESS!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 14, 2019 05:14 PM (qkStt)
..........

Then he catches the waiter's eye and says: "I'll have the sprouts".

Posted by: wth at November 14, 2019 05:17 PM (v0R5T)

451 CJ Roberts does NOT set the rules of the trial, the Senate does. Roberts presides within those rules.

Also, GOPe senators (Romney, Collins, Sasse, Murkowski) may not vote guilty if they know it would be a wasted vote.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 14, 2019 05:25 PM (fYi9j)

452 We just built a 4400 sq ft facility behind the restaurant to put in a new commercial kitchen to do prep and catering.
Posted by: jwest at November 14, 2019 05:12 PM (U6f/q)


Excellent.
I went free-lance three years ago. Chatting with you was no small part of that. Would love to buy you a beer sometime.

Posted by: Ronin at November 14, 2019 05:26 PM (ZghNV)

453 444. The House votes on a slate of Managers (prosecutors). That in entirely a prerogative of the House.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 14, 2019 05:26 PM (fYi9j)

454 BTW, we aren't leaving, so someday, we may be requesting backup ammo and supplies. Just giving a heads up.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

Well. Okay, but it's a long slog from Mo.
Give us two years?

Posted by: MarkY at November 14, 2019 05:32 PM (HbhkC)

455 "I'll have the sprouts".

Posted by: wth


That's how you know he's Deep State.

He ordered The Devil's Testicles

Posted by: Sharkman at November 14, 2019 05:50 PM (IrbWq)

456 Um, the "Senate phase of impeachment"?

You mean the TRIAL?

And what's the Articles of Impeachment going to be? Article I: "He looked at me wrong?" Article II: "He's a BIG MEANIE"? Article III: "The President does not belong to the political party with the sole, exclusive right to rule the United States as it sees fit"?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 14, 2019 05:59 PM (8XSa2)

457 Left Coast Dog,
The redoubt will be above Carson Wa. You blow the high bridge and the city folk will never get to you. (No way they will come up the St Helens side).

Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 14, 2019 06:04 PM (Lqy/e)

458 Good point upthread by Allie. How many senators are on the Chinese payroll? I'm seriously asking; can we speculate on who is bought?

Posted by: David Prince at November 14, 2019 06:13 PM (JkygK)

459 I can only imagine 4 GOP Senators voting against Trump in a trial: Murkowski (duh), Collins, Romney Sasse. The D-Rats need 20 to
convict.
The typical GOPe Senators are outstanding at passive-aggressive back-stabbing sabotage, but when it comes to an open vote to remove a President who is wildly popular amongst their constituents, and has by any objective measure been a huge policy success...Naahhh, they're not gonna put themselves at risk.If I'm wrong, I truly see assassinations and civil war in our near future, horrendous.

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at November 14, 2019 06:15 PM (umBCo)

"South Park" Mocks Trans "Women" Beating the Hell Out of Actual Women in Sporting Competitions

The trans "woman" in the show, who is clearly based on pro wrestler Randy "The Macho Man" Savage, used to be identify as a man two weeks before the competition.

He beats the hell out of the actual women.

The trans "woman" calls himself "Heather Swanson."

PC Principal's girlfriend and mother of his PC Babies, Vice Principal Strong Woman, sought to defend her title at the Strong Woman Competition, but not all went as planned when a trans athlete in the mold of former WWF wrestler Macho Man joined in and beat up on the competition...

Perry: Okay, Heather Swanson is actually joining us now. Ms. Swanson, how does it feel to be competing today?

Heather: I can't tell you how free I feel now that I've started identifying as a woman. Now that I can compete as female, I'm ready to smash the other girls!

Perry: And is it correct you just starting identifying as female two weeks ago?

Heather: I'm not here to talk about my transition. I'm here to kick some [bleep] ass. Let me tell you something, Dingleberry –

Perry: David Perry.

Heather: I'm gonna roll up the other women here, and I'm gonna smoke 'em. I am the strongest woman this state has ever seen!

The character "PC Principle" apparently has a children called "the PC Babies," and the show makes a joke of noting that the "PC babies" will be upset that he dared to challenge a trans "woman's" claim to be a female athlete.

Full episode here, a couple of clips below.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 03:08 PM




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1 Ohhhhhh Yeah

Posted by: Billy Whitener at November 14, 2019 03:09 PM (fo8C+)

2 *SNICKER*

Gotta love South Park. I'm not a huge fan, but they're about the only modern satirists who are worth a damn anymore. At least they TRY, unlike those previously not-ready-for-prime-time players on SNL.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at November 14, 2019 03:10 PM (rP4OC)

3 My first post and first first

Posted by: Billy Whitener at November 14, 2019 03:10 PM (fo8C+)

4 Ah, "south park conservatives", eh?

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at November 14, 2019 03:10 PM (xptlg)

5 Snap in to a Slim Jim.

Posted by: Flyguy at November 14, 2019 03:10 PM (3sOO0)

6 I have never seen South Park. I have never wanted to see South Park.

Well done South Park.

Posted by: Just Lily at November 14, 2019 03:10 PM (w4SS9)

7 I miss the animated news reels from Taiwan.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at November 14, 2019 03:11 PM (Vy7tf)

8
Trans Women = Confused Man

Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2019 03:11 PM (8XRCm)

9 Girthy

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 14, 2019 03:11 PM (RD7QR)

10 Is there ANYBODY else who continues to get away with poking the eye of leftists / liberals? Apparently there is money in it, but only South Park goes there?

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at November 14, 2019 03:12 PM (xptlg)

11 The trans "woman" in the show, who is clearly based on pro wrestler Randy "The Macho Man" Savage, used to be identify as a man two weeks before the competition.

He beats the hell out of the actual women.

The trans "woman" calls himself "Heather Swanson." Fallon Fox.


Fixed.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2019 03:12 PM (qBbz7)

12 First!...one who watched the videos.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 14, 2019 03:12 PM (JUOKG)

13 Principal not principle.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at November 14, 2019 03:12 PM (RH5tO)

14 About ten years ago they mocked the absurdity of the trans movement by having Kyle's father transition to a dolphin.

Posted by: josephistan at November 14, 2019 03:13 PM (Izzlo)

15 My first post and first first
Posted by: Billy Whitener at November 14, 2019 03:10 PM (fo8C+)


It's all down hill from here.

Posted by: DR.WTF at November 14, 2019 03:13 PM (aS1PU)

16 SNAP INTO A NEW THREAD!


Ooooh, YeeeeAH!

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 03:13 PM (4esN9)

17 3
My first post and first first



Posted by: Billy Whitener at November 14, 2019 03:10 PM (fo8C+)


Well done! That's a feat!

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at November 14, 2019 03:13 PM (rP4OC)

18 Because the principal is your pal...

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at November 14, 2019 03:13 PM (rBM1Q)

19 Every time I've tried to was SP, I couldn't understand what any of the characters were saying. I suppose it's funny, but I have no idea.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 14, 2019 03:13 PM (HaL55)

20 Strongwoman 503 looks kinda hot.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 14, 2019 03:13 PM (r+sAi)

21 Reminds me of when Cartman wanted to compete in the Special Olympics. He still lost.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Warm Yourself with Rages and Roars from the Outrage Outlet! at November 14, 2019 03:14 PM (hLRSq)

22 I apologize for swiping this from a Moron without remembering whom to credit:

Trannies in sports

Women need to quit crying about the trannies in sports, they put them there.

It wasn't a bunch of dudes at Buffalo Wild Wings saying "Ah, c'mon. Let Bill put on a dress and play" while chomping down on wings and swilling beer.

It was a bunch of women and fruit-loops that were calling the normals horrible patriarchal overlords that demanded that we call the weirdos Loretta.

Not my circus, not my clowns.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2019 03:14 PM (qBbz7)

23 hiya

Posted by: JT at November 14, 2019 03:14 PM (arJlL)

24 David Brooks on the fainting couch while Billi Krystal furiously fans.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 14, 2019 03:14 PM (DY37T)

25 he's coming straight for me!!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 14, 2019 03:14 PM (Zvj7s)

26 I have never seen South Park. I have never wanted to see South Park.

Well done South Park.
Posted by: Just Lily at November 14, 2019 03:10 PM (w4SS9)


My son watches it when he visits. There is a lot of cringe moments but they go after everybody. It is refreshing in a perverse sort of way.

Posted by: DR.WTF at November 14, 2019 03:14 PM (aS1PU)

27 South Park has challenged the trans-idoicy before, with an episode they did in 2005 titled "Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina".

This is the episode where Kyle feels like he's a tall black man ,because he likes basketball, and finds a doctor who "transforms" him into one. Let's just say that it doesn't end well. Neither does Kyle's dad, who "becomes" a dolphin because he feels like he's one.

Not to mention this is the episode where Mr Garrison "becomes" a woman, hence the episode's title.

https://tinyurl.com/somfu5q

This may be one of the SP episodes "willowed" by CC.

Posted by: The Institute at November 14, 2019 03:15 PM (LhK3i)

28 After a few years, we may end up back at where sports always should have been - men's sports only. Because we quickly will move to where we have Men's Sports, and Tranny sports, there's no room for actual women anymore. But nobody wants to watch tranny's prance it up, especially not the pervs who thought it was cool to watch two women fighting.

So, women's sports will become tranny sports, and tranny sports will die, and we'll be back where we started off, Men's Sports Only. (tranny's won't compete there because if they could have done that, they wouldn't have become tranny's in the first place.)

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2019 03:15 PM (Kpl3J)

29 'Trans' is an ancient Greek prefix meaning 'not a'.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 14, 2019 03:15 PM (oVJmc)

30 Eek, a Penis!

Posted by: wth at November 14, 2019 03:15 PM (v0R5T)

31 This may be one of the SP episodes "willowed" by CC.

Posted by: The Institute at November 14, 2019 03:15 PM (LhK3i)


It absolutely will be.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at November 14, 2019 03:15 PM (rP4OC)

32 Oh my gawd! Did Heather kill Kenny?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 14, 2019 03:16 PM (DY37T)

33 Very much lolgf for me. Could not care less about girl sports so this is all comedy. You want equality ladies you got it good and hard.

Pass the popcorn.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at November 14, 2019 03:16 PM (RH5tO)

34
South Park has challenged the trans-idoicy before, with an episode they did in 2005 titled "Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina".

-------

I cant wait to get knocked up so I can get an abortion!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2019 03:16 PM (8XRCm)

35 10 Is there ANYBODY else who continues to get away with poking the eye of leftists / liberals? Apparently there is money in it, but only South Park goes there?
Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore

I think a lot of the PC prudes would like to, but are scared of ending up on next week's episode getting cornholed and shit on by Mr. Garrison.

Posted by: x at November 14, 2019 03:16 PM (nFwvY)

36 My first post and first first
>>You peaked too soon

Posted by: FrodoB, relearning to code at November 14, 2019 03:16 PM (754s8)

37 So, women's sports will become tranny sports, and tranny sports will die, and we'll be back where we started off, Men's Sports Only.

The Circle of LLLL IIII FFFF EEEE ...

Posted by: not Elton John ... at November 14, 2019 03:16 PM (LPnfS)

38 Is it just coincidence that Mitt Romney chose "Heather Swanson" as his new twitter pseudonym? Yeah, probably pure coincidence.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 14, 2019 03:16 PM (NVYyb)

39 It is absolutely insane to allow trans women to compete in sports against real women.

I play tennis against both men and women, and men usually win due to superior size and strength.

I would never consent to play in official competition against a trans woman.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 14, 2019 03:16 PM (TdMsT)

40 >>South Park has challenged the trans-idoicy before, with an episode they did in 2005 titled "Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina".



Eek a Penis!

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 03:16 PM (4esN9)

41 I never watched much SouthPark, but the Lord of the Rings episode made me laugh til I cried!

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2019 03:17 PM (Kpl3J)

42 Watched the content.

I laughed and laughed.

Posted by: Regular joe at November 14, 2019 03:17 PM (6/uwW)

43 i only watch motorsports now. that doesn't include nascar. that is now the joe gibbs racing for dollars toyota benefit series. fuck joe gibbs.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 14, 2019 03:17 PM (KP5rU)

44 It was a bunch of women and fruit-loops that were calling the normals horrible patriarchal overlords that demanded that we call the weirdos Loretta.

Not my circus, not my clowns.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2019 03:14 PM (qBbz7)

And strangely, its the exact same people who forced all the Circuses to shut down.

Posted by: Don Quixote, Tilting Madly at November 14, 2019 03:17 PM (NgKpN)

45 >>I cant wait to get knocked up so I can get an abortion!!!


'How am I supposed to be a woman if I can't bleed out of my snooch!?'

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 03:18 PM (4esN9)

46 36
My first post and first first
>>You peaked too soon


Posted by: FrodoB, relearning to code at November 14, 2019 03:16 PM (754s


Let's face it - once you start posting at the HQ, it's all downhill from there. Better to start at a high point so you have further to travel before you really hit the weeds and dead hobos at the bottom of the slope.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at November 14, 2019 03:18 PM (rP4OC)

47 Huh. So... catering to nutjob delusions is a really, really fucking Bad Idea.

Who knew?

Posted by: Common Tater at November 14, 2019 03:18 PM (N/VM0)

48 So, women's sports will become tranny sports, and tranny sports will
die, and we'll be back where we started off, Men's Sports Only.


*snicker*
Sure thing.

Posted by: Title IX at November 14, 2019 03:18 PM (Y+/QX)

49 Pretty funny when they're in the boxing ring.

Posted by: wth at November 14, 2019 03:18 PM (v0R5T)

50 A high school team from TX beat the **world champion** US women soccer team by a score of 5-1. That tells you anything and everything you ever need to know about womens sports.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at November 14, 2019 03:18 PM (RH5tO)

51 Full episode here, a couple of clips below.

Is it just me, or does EVERYONE see just a looooong blank white space after that?

Posted by: Al Franke, Sonny Bono, Ronald Reagan and that guy from The Love Boat at November 14, 2019 03:19 PM (fK2gX)

52 Yeah I don't want to hear any women complaining about dudes in women's sports after pushing this crap at us for half a decade now. You wanted it? Well now you got it. Enjoy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 03:19 PM (KZzsI)

53 Bring in the Mecha Barbara Streisand!

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 14, 2019 03:19 PM (DY37T)

54 Just be sure your penis's preferred pronoun isn't "Kenny".

Posted by: Roy at November 14, 2019 03:19 PM (h4eZh)

55 Oops -- off "Al Franke, Sonny Bono, Ronald Reagan and that guy from The Love Boat" misspelled sock.

Posted by: zombie at November 14, 2019 03:19 PM (fK2gX)

56 In a related story, Motorcyclist Who Identifies As Bicyclist Sets Cycling World Record

From The Bee:

https://tinyurl.com/y6npwmub

Posted by: josephistan at November 14, 2019 03:19 PM (Izzlo)

57 52 Yeah I don't want to hear any women complaining about dudes in women's sports after pushing this crap at us for half a decade now. You wanted it? Well now you got it. Enjoy.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 03:19 PM (KZzsI)


I sure as heck didn't ask for it!

Posted by: Ladyl at November 14, 2019 03:19 PM (TdMsT)

58 Womens sports are fine. They shouldn't have crazy men in them pretending to be women.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 14, 2019 03:20 PM (WI7YS)

59 The next summer Olympics should be lively. LOLGF

Posted by: Galil at November 14, 2019 03:20 PM (Pzzpr)

60 51 Full episode here, a couple of clips below.

Is it just me, or does EVERYONE see just a looooong blank white space after that?
Posted by: Al Franke, Sonny Bono, Ronald Reagan and that guy from The Love Boat at November 14, 2019 03:19 PM (fK2gX)


Looooong blank space here, using Chrome on a Windows desktop.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 14, 2019 03:20 PM (RD7QR)

61 Womens sports are fine. They shouldn't have crazy men in them pretending to be women.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 14, 2019 03:20 PM (WI7YS)

----

^THIS^

Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2019 03:20 PM (8XRCm)

62 >>Womens sports are fine.


This.


Everyone loves Fundamentals.

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 03:20 PM (4esN9)

63 David Brooks on the fainting couch while Billi Krystal furiously fans.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 14, 2019 03:14 PM


You spelled "faps" wrong.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 14, 2019 03:20 PM (ejd/p)

64 50 A high school team from TX beat the **world champion** US women soccer team by a score of 5-1. That tells you anything and everything you ever need to know about womens sports.
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member


not really as a high school team would have 17 & 18 year olds on it. they got beat by 14 year olds.

Posted by: x at November 14, 2019 03:20 PM (nFwvY)

65 A mental illness identifying as a civil right.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 14, 2019 03:20 PM (oVJmc)

66 the local arcade has a South Park pinball machine that I like to play.

Posted by: kallisto at November 14, 2019 03:20 PM (DJFLF)

67 Women getting the shit kicked out of them by trannies seems like box office gold. I'd watch that.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 14, 2019 03:21 PM (yRAFu)

68
Not my circus, not my clowns.+++++
My go to response for all the whacked-out crap that's happening these daze.

Posted by: Old Dude at November 14, 2019 03:21 PM (LGXGf)

69 >>the local arcade has a South Park pinball machine that I like to play.


That's a pretty good game. Shallow Rule Set. But fun callouts.

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 03:21 PM (4esN9)

70 52
Yeah I don't want to hear any women complaining about dudes in women's
sports after pushing this crap at us for half a decade now. You wanted
it? Well now you got it. Enjoy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 03:19 PM (KZzsI)


I only feel bad for some of the competitors. They didn't sign up for this - it was thrust on them by obnoxious hagbags who couldn't jog half a block to the nearest Starbucks without getting winded, and preening twats like that idiot soccer player who thinks she's such hot shit that ruining the world of women's sports won't touch her.

LOLGF, sugartits.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at November 14, 2019 03:22 PM (rP4OC)

71 A high school team from TX beat the **world
champion** US women soccer team by a score of 5-1. That tells you
anything and everything you ever need to know about womens sports.


Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at November 14, 2019 03:18 PM

---

As long as they don't mess with women's volleyball I am cool.


That is my line in the sand.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 14, 2019 03:22 PM (JUOKG)

72 Where's Mr. Mackey? Oh, right. He's busy in DC running "impeachment" hearings.

Posted by: wth at November 14, 2019 03:22 PM (v0R5T)

73 NAP TIME !

Posted by: JT at November 14, 2019 03:22 PM (arJlL)

74 The next Olympics are going to be just like the Olympics were back in the 1970s and 80s, when the Soviet women won all the medals.

Posted by: Roy at November 14, 2019 03:22 PM (h4eZh)

75 The next summer Olympics should be lively. LOLGF


Posted by: Galil at November 14, 2019 03:20 PM (Pzzpr)


Like the Warsaw Pact never went away.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Warm Yourself with Rages and Roars from the Outrage Outlet! at November 14, 2019 03:22 PM (hLRSq)

76 Mockery works. It's how the New Left took over. Anyone remember all those comedy flicks from the 1970s-1980s where a ragtag group of losers with flip attitudes took on the rich WASP squares and always won in the end? That's what I'm talking about. Caddyshack is probably the best known film depicting this evisceration of the old elite class. Those movies were made to discredit the old WASP elite among the population and it worked.

Although you could probably say that the old elite didn't really care about ruling they just wanted to make money (and they still are).

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 14, 2019 03:22 PM (j3npP)

77 Before getting all Yay South Park, this was the previous episode:

'South Park:' Trump 'Brought Down Moral Meter,' Giuliani 'Treasonous Pig'

https://tinyurl.com/y4xe4hlp

Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 14, 2019 03:22 PM (1XNk8)

78 Heh..."Springs Evening" sensitive wash.

Posted by: dananjcon at November 14, 2019 03:22 PM (u6xw0)

79 My first post and first first
Posted by: Billy Whitener at November 14, 2019 03:10 PM (fo8C+)

---------

Sponge is crying alone in a corner somewhere.

Posted by: G. Gnome at November 14, 2019 03:22 PM (al6UK)

80 Yeah I don't want to hear any women complaining about dudes in women's sports after pushing this crap at us for half a decade now. You wanted it? Well now you got it. Enjoy.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 03:19 PM (KZzsI)

You'd think that they'd recognize the error in their thinking and change their mind.

What they'll actually do is push their sons to transition, so they can play the "girl" sports, while push their girls into STEM.

(Not the 'ettes. I know you're the smart ones).

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 14, 2019 03:23 PM (KUaJL)

81 >>Women getting the shit kicked out of them by trannies seems like box office gold. I'd watch that.


Win.

Lose.

They are gonna cry anyway. Might as well give'em a reason.

Posted by: Ike Turner at November 14, 2019 03:23 PM (4esN9)

82 If a trans man joined a soccer team would you be able to tell?

Posted by: Galil at November 14, 2019 03:23 PM (Pzzpr)

83 I wonder if this transwoman sport insanity will swing some suburban moms to the republican side. They spent so much time, money and energy promoting their girlspawn athletic activities, only to have them shunted to the side by a pretend woman?

Posted by: kallisto at November 14, 2019 03:23 PM (DJFLF)

84 Randy Savage was the shit. RIP Macho Man. Ooo Yeahhh!

Posted by: Max Prophet at November 14, 2019 03:23 PM (q29nF)

85 Men and Women are exactly the same. How many times do we need to be told until we accept it?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 14, 2019 03:23 PM (r+sAi)

86 -
--
Women getting the shit kicked out of them by trannies seems like box office gold. I'd watch that.


Posted by: Puddin Head at November 14, 2019 03:21 PM

-----------------------------

And I'm the bad guy.


Posted by: Bum Fights dude at November 14, 2019 03:23 PM (pMGkg)

87 Those clips were hilarious. This is how fcked up we've become as a society because we somehow allowed these people to scare everyone into being called a bigot.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 14, 2019 03:23 PM (U7cQ/)

88 64

Yeah it was a U15 team. So that much worse. Freshmen and sophomore boys beat the best womens team in the world. Trounced them. And gee I wonder why the women make less than men? A real mystery.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at November 14, 2019 03:23 PM (RH5tO)

89 If a trans man joined a soccer team would you be able to tell?


There would be more scoring.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 14, 2019 03:23 PM (Zvj7s)

90 >>Before getting all Yay South Park, this was the previous episode:

>'South Park:' Trump 'Brought Down Moral Meter,' Giuliani 'Treasonous Pig'


Who cares? They mock everyone, they get a pass.

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 03:24 PM (4esN9)

91 I honestly think this is just another message sent by Manhattan Media to force womynz to shut up and fuck their superiors.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 14, 2019 03:24 PM (yRAFu)

92 74 The next Olympics are going to be just like the Olympics were back in the 1970s and 80s, when the Soviet women won all the medals.

Posted by: Roy at November 14, 2019 03:22 PM (h4eZh)


It *is* funny how we seem to be reprising Soviet-style communism, isn't it?

Posted by: rickl at November 14, 2019 03:24 PM (7vvoJ)

93 83
I wonder if this transwoman sport insanity will swing some suburban moms
to the republican side. They spent so much time, money and energy
promoting their girlspawn athletic activities, only to have them shunted
to the side by a pretend woman?



Posted by: kallisto at November 14, 2019 03:23 PM (DJFLF)


I savor their wine-flavored tears of impotent rage.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at November 14, 2019 03:24 PM (rP4OC)

94
It *is* funny how we seem to be reprising Soviet-style communism, isn't it?
Posted by: rickl at November 14, 2019 03:24 PM (7vvoJ)

Da.

Posted by: Roy at November 14, 2019 03:25 PM (h4eZh)

95 83 I wonder if this transwoman sport insanity will swing some suburban moms to the republican side. They spent so much time, money and energy promoting their girlspawn athletic activities, only to have them shunted to the side by a pretend woman?

Posted by: kallisto at November 14, 2019 03:23 PM (DJFLF)

Why do you think the suburban wine moms are pushing their sons to transition?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 14, 2019 03:25 PM (KUaJL)

96 58 Womens sports are fine. They shouldn't have crazy men in them pretending to be women.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 14, 2019 03:20 PM (WI7YS)

Of course, that's what all SANE people think. But women's sports cannot survive crazy men in them pretending to be women - what sane women would want to compete in a "sport" where she's going to be beaten by some mental case man every time, no matter how hard she works?

Young women will quit rather than put up with that. And once young women quit, the pipeline dries up all along the chain of teams.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2019 03:25 PM (Kpl3J)

97 50 A high school team from TX beat the **world champion** US women soccer team by a score of 5-1. That tells you anything and everything you ever need to know about womens sports.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at November 14, 2019 03:18 PM (RH5tO)


Bikini beach volleyball is not a sport for men.

Posted by: Winning at November 14, 2019 03:25 PM (CFSlN)

98 Yeah it was a U15 team. So that much worse. Freshmen and sophomore boys beat the best womens team in the world. Trounced them. And gee I wonder why the women make less than men? A real mystery.
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at November 14, 2019 03:23 PM (RH5tO)


Did you see their excuse? They weren't really trying, they were just practicing ... something. Losing ignominiously would be my guess.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 14, 2019 03:25 PM (Fao6g)

99 Yeah, grew tired of that schtick ages ago. Social commentary is one thing (and they are very good at that), but now SP is about as relevant as Doonesbury.

Posted by: Jeff Rubin (ex Mr Amanpour) at November 14, 2019 03:25 PM (Fxgkp)

100
The only sport governing body that seems to be pushing back at all is the Powerlifting federations.

Flat out.... no trannies allowed in the womens division. No fucks given.

They're catching hell for it too.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2019 03:25 PM (8XRCm)

101 As long as they don't mess with women's volleyball I am cool.


That is my line in the sand.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 14, 2019 03:22 PM (JUOKG)

I got some bad news for you

https://tinyurl.com/yeta2sld

Posted by: josephistan at November 14, 2019 03:25 PM (Izzlo)

102 I savor their wine-flavored tears of impotent rage.


Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at November 14, 2019 03:24 PM (rP4OC)

Yes, little Madison and young Ashley were *never* supposed to go down in defeat, dammit!!!@!

Posted by: kallisto at November 14, 2019 03:26 PM (DJFLF)

103 my last was snark, just in case...

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 14, 2019 03:26 PM (r+sAi)

104 I'm of Irish extraction, and I never thought I'd say I've waited longer for anything than the time I spent as a youth waiting on the potatoes. But the IG report STALLING takes even that potato cake. NO MORE WAITING. Issue the damn report, Horowitz

Posted by: Jeff Rubin (ex Mr Amanpour) at November 14, 2019 03:26 PM (Fxgkp)

105 I only feel bad for some of the competitors. They didn't sign up for this - it was thrust on them by obnoxious hagbags

Posted by: MWR,


SJW Wine Moms.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2019 03:26 PM (qBbz7)

106 you can keep womens' gymnastics and dancing
also tea ceremonies and flower-arrangement, those are good sports too.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at November 14, 2019 03:26 PM (Eg9+v)

107 15 My first post and first first
Posted by: Billy Whitener at November 14, 2019 03:10 PM (fo8C+)

It's all down hill from here.
Posted by: DR.WTF at November 14, 2019 03:13 PM (aS1PU)
=======
Sad, but true. Tomorrow, even being Friday, cannot compete.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at November 14, 2019 03:26 PM (xptlg)

108 I think Nancy Pelosi just accused Trump of horse thievery and buggery.

Apparently Schitt for Brains has the evidence.

Posted by: jwest at November 14, 2019 03:26 PM (U6f/q)

109 Sure South Park attacks Trump but unlike the other "comedy" they at least attack the other side as well

Posted by: steevy at November 14, 2019 03:26 PM (KNsKs)

110 I'm OK with it as long as they don't let trannies into Women's Midget Mexican Wrestling.

Posted by: wth at November 14, 2019 03:27 PM (v0R5T)

111 Randy Savage was the shit. RIP Macho Man. Ooo Yeahhh!

Posted by: Max Prophet at November 14, 2019 03:23 PM (q29nF)


Snap into a Slim Jim!

Posted by: clutch cargo at November 14, 2019 03:27 PM (Z1ykJ)

112 11 The trans "woman" in the show, who is clearly based on pro wrestler Randy "The Macho Man" Savage, used to be identify as a man two weeks before the competition.

He beats the hell out of the actual women.

The trans "woman" calls himself "Heather Swanson." Fallon Fox.


Fixed.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2019 03:12 PM (qBbz7)

Damn near killed his opponent.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 14, 2019 03:27 PM (9y70b)

113 -
--
Before getting all Yay South Park, this was the previous episode:



'South Park:' Trump 'Brought Down Moral Meter,' Giuliani 'Treasonous Pig'



https://tinyurl.com/y4xe4hlp


Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 14, 2019 03:22 PM

------------------------------

I'm all Yay South Park. They bow to no one. (except Islam sorta that time, but that was more the network that did that, I think)

Posted by: irright at November 14, 2019 03:27 PM (pMGkg)

114 The next Olympics are going to be just like the Olympics were back in the 1970s and 80s, when the Soviet women won all the medals.

No joke. They weren't cheating, they were just ahead of the curve, apparently

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 03:27 PM (KZzsI)

115 The only sport governing body that seems to be pushing back at all is the Powerlifting federations.

Flat out.... no trannies allowed in the womens division. No fucks given.

They're catching hell for it too.
Posted by: fixerupper


2 to 1 they cave.

Especially after they and their families are doxxed.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2019 03:27 PM (qBbz7)

116 76 Mockery works. It's how the New Left took over. Anyone remember all those comedy flicks from the 1970s-1980s where a ragtag group of losers with flip attitudes took on the rich WASP squares and always won in the end? That's what I'm talking about. Caddyshack is probably the best known film depicting this evisceration of the old elite class. Those movies were made to discredit the old WASP elite among the population and it worked.

But Caddyshack was a prophecy about the Rise of Trump.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2019 03:27 PM (Kpl3J)

117 It *is* funny how we seem to be reprising Soviet-style communism, isn't it?


"Evenink vear. Very nice..."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 14, 2019 03:27 PM (HaL55)

118 This is funny, sick and sad all at the same time.


America Delenda Est indeed.

Posted by: Huxley's Eye Glass Emporium at November 14, 2019 03:27 PM (E1uMk)

119 109

What The Simpsons used to do until around 2010 when it went far far far left. Sadly.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at November 14, 2019 03:28 PM (RH5tO)

120 Never liked South Park, even if they do hit people that should be hit every so often.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 14, 2019 03:28 PM (oVJmc)

121 I think Nancy Pelosi just accused Trump of horse thievery and buggery.

Apparently Schitt for Brains has the evidence.


Posted by: jwest at November 14, 2019 03:26 PM (U6f/q)
........

No cattle rustling?

Posted by: wth at November 14, 2019 03:28 PM (v0R5T)

122 I'm all Yay South Park. They bow to no one. (except Islam sorta that time, but that was more the network that did that, I think)

Posted by: irright at November 14, 2019 03:27 PM (pMGkg)

Agreed. They attack all sides, as good comedy should.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at November 14, 2019 03:28 PM (N4xQB)

123 Wait, the governor of Rhode Island is named Raimondo?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 14, 2019 03:28 PM (ycWCI)

124 106 you can keep womens' gymnastics and dancing
also tea ceremonies and flower-arrangement, those are good sports too.
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at November 14, 2019 03:26 PM (Eg9+v)

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How generous of you.

You forgot shooting competitions in that list, btw.

Posted by: SMH at November 14, 2019 03:29 PM (RU4sa)

125 Who cares? They mock everyone, they get a pass.
Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 03:24 PM (4esN9)

I care. Calling Giuliani a "treasonous pig" goes beyond standard mockery. You don't throw "treason" around like that.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 14, 2019 03:29 PM (1XNk8)

126 I think Nancy Pelosi just accused Trump of horse thievery and buggery.

That's two different crimes, not just one, right?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 14, 2019 03:29 PM (oVJmc)

127 15 My first post and first first
Posted by: Billy Whitener at November 14, 2019 03:10 PM (fo8C+)


Should we pitch in for an expired can of corned beef for his first hobo hunt?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at November 14, 2019 03:29 PM (Vy7tf)

128 No cattle rustling?
Posted by: wth at November 14, 2019 03:28 PM (v0R5T)

Wouldn't that be cattle thievery and buggering?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 14, 2019 03:29 PM (ycWCI)

129
I think Nancy Pelosi just accused Trump of horse thievery and buggery.



Apparently Schitt for Brains has the evidence.


PDT is guilty of horse'n buggyry? How does that work?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 14, 2019 03:29 PM (HaL55)

130 people stampeded, cattle raped ..

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 14, 2019 03:30 PM (Zvj7s)

131 100 Powerlifters know from experience that males are just superior at the sport to the point that the highest quartile of women powerlifters is equal to below-average in the men -- if you, as a governor or owner of those sports, have any intention in there being competition that involves women, trans are strictly out.

For womens' sports, it makes sense to draw the line here, because it's a lose/lose situation for them; their only chance is to reject trans people, which risks them getting nuked by the liberals, but that's a chance at survival - tranny ball won't attract enough fans to keep the teams going. (And in many womens' sports it's hard enough as it is.)

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at November 14, 2019 03:30 PM (Eg9+v)

132 I think Nancy Pelosi just accused Trump of horse thievery and buggery.



Apparently Schitt for Brains has the evidence.

-----

Trump needs to demand trial by combat.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 14, 2019 03:30 PM (KUaJL)

133 I looooved Caddyshack when I was a yuute that played golf at the muni course longing for the day I could play the fancy courses. Now that I do play the nice courses I kinda hate the supposed heroes of the movie and identify more with the uncool old guys. Fucking riff raff get off my green.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at November 14, 2019 03:30 PM (RH5tO)

134 3 My first post and first first
Posted by: Billy Whitener at November 14, 2019 03:10 PM (fo8C+)

Remember, thou art mortal.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 14, 2019 03:30 PM (ycWCI)

135 106 you can keep womens' gymnastics and dancing
also tea ceremonies and flower-arrangement, those are good sports too.
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at November 14, 2019 03:26 PM (Eg9+v

Don't forget Olympic ice-scraping.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at November 14, 2019 03:30 PM (Vy7tf)

136 I stand by my assertion. Y'all are OK with them calling Rudy Giuliani a "treasonous pig" then I have nothing more to add.

I was in NY during 9/11. It's personal with me.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 14, 2019 03:30 PM (1XNk8)

137 John Huntsman Jr is running for Gov here in Utah again. He says we have to compete globally. I guess that means more illegal labor. Damn Mormons will line up to vote for him too, even if that means their kids will have to move to find work. Idaho is looking better every day.

Posted by: Jeff Rubin (ex Mr Amanpour) at November 14, 2019 03:31 PM (Fxgkp)

138 not really as a high school team would have 17 & 18 year olds on it. they got beat by 14 year olds.
Posted by: x

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AGEIST!!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 14, 2019 03:31 PM (Y4EXg)

139 >>I care. Calling Giuliani a "treasonous pig" goes beyond standard mockery.


There is no standard of mockery.

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 03:31 PM (4esN9)

140 The only sport governing body that seems to be pushing back at all is the Powerlifting federations.

Flat out.... no trannies allowed in the womens division. No fucks given.

They're catching hell for it too.
Posted by: fixerupper


2 to 1 they cave.

Especially after they and their families are doxxed.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2019 03:27 PM (qBbz7)

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I dunno.

Some dude set a bunch of American records in *her* first competition ever.

The governing federation came in, stripped the records, took back their trophies and said, "Sorry ma'am.... youre a dude. Go compete in the mens classes".

Six months have gone by. The policy still stands.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2019 03:31 PM (8XRCm)

141 South Park: The Stick of Truth has the grossest sequence I've ever seen in a video game.

Posted by: junior at November 14, 2019 03:31 PM (FNdgl)

142
Should we pitch in for an expired can of corned beef for his first hobo hunt?
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at November 14, 2019 03:29 PM (Vy7tf)

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No crutches.

Not the first time.

You hunt the hobo, before the hobo hunts you.

It's just you, him, and two buckets of hot diarrhea.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 14, 2019 03:31 PM (9zpat)

143 129
I think Nancy Pelosi just accused Trump of horse thievery and buggery


Horse buggery?!

Neighhhhh!

Posted by: Sarah Jessica Parker at November 14, 2019 03:31 PM (Vy7tf)

144 -
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"treasonous pig" goes beyond standard mockery

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If SP was standard mockery, no one would watch or give a fuck about the show. That's kinda the whole point of it.

Posted by: irright at November 14, 2019 03:31 PM (pMGkg)

145 Don't forget Olympic ice-scraping.


I enjoy watching the ice sweeping.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 14, 2019 03:32 PM (Zvj7s)

146 SMH 's tank turret identifies as a handgun for the shooting competition.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at November 14, 2019 03:32 PM (V1n0s)

147 My first post and first first
Posted by: Billy Whitener at November 14, 2019 03:10 PM (fo8C+)


Should we pitch in for an expired can of corned beef for his first hobo hunt?
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at November 14, 2019 03:29 PM (Vy7tf)


I find that Dinty Moore works very well.

Posted by: DR.WTF at November 14, 2019 03:32 PM (aS1PU)

148 This just proves that women are equal with men in athletic ability and strength ... as long as those "equal" women are (trans) men.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 14, 2019 03:32 PM (Cus5s)

149 also tea ceremonies and flower-arrangement, those are good sports too.
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at November 14, 2019 03:26 PM (Eg9+v)


I really hate to be the one to tell you ...

Posted by: Adriane the Reihoo Critic ... at November 14, 2019 03:32 PM (LPnfS)

150 Beans on Toast the night before can give you a refill in that hunt- just sayin...

Posted by: Jeff Rubin (ex Mr Amanpour) at November 14, 2019 03:32 PM (Fxgkp)

151 119 109

What The Simpsons used to do until around 2010 when it went far far far left. Sadly.
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at November 14, 2019 03:28 PM (RH5tO)
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The Simpsons started dying around the mid-2000s. I think the rot can be traced back to the episode The Principal and the Pauper, where they completely rewrote Skinner's backstory to make him an imposter.

Posted by: Augustine at November 14, 2019 03:32 PM (BDZWU)

152 There's a great line somewhere in there, where Macho Man...I mean "Heather"... talks about "I was playing board games before your mom shit you out of her vagina." My new line...

Posted by: pornholio408 at November 14, 2019 03:32 PM (iAl7a)

153 135 yeah, got to love them ice scrapes, with what the triple lutz. Nice ladies!

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at November 14, 2019 03:33 PM (Eg9+v)

154 If SP was standard mockery, no one would watch or give a fuck about the show. That's kinda the whole point of it.

Posted by: irright


Wish they felt the same way about mocking islam.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2019 03:33 PM (qBbz7)

155 137

Have you been to Boise lately? Illegals everywhere along with CA license plates as far as the eye can see. They are doing to Idaho what they did to Colorado in the 90s and 00s.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at November 14, 2019 03:33 PM (RH5tO)

156 123 Wait, the governor of Rhode Island is named Raimondo?


Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 14, 2019 03:28 PM (ycWCI)


The governor of Rhode Island trolls here? That explains a lot about Rhode Island.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Warm Yourself with Rages and Roars from the Outrage Outlet! at November 14, 2019 03:33 PM (hLRSq)

157 It seems that Obama changed everything about comedy.They were literally to in love or too afraid to mock him no matter what he did.

Posted by: steevy at November 14, 2019 03:33 PM (KNsKs)

158 Sorry.

I give Comedians a very long leash and it goes in any direction they want to take it. It really can't be any other way.

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 03:33 PM (4esN9)

159 Is it in yet?

Posted by: the horse at November 14, 2019 03:34 PM (v0R5T)

160 Wish they felt the same way about mocking islam.


Didn't they have an episode banned for mocking Mohammid?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 14, 2019 03:34 PM (Zvj7s)

161 The governor of Rhode Island trolls here? That explains a lot about Rhode Island.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Warm Yourself with Rages and Roars from the Outrage Outlet! at November 14, 2019 03:33 PM (hLRSq)
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So what's the deal with Rhode Island anyway? It's not even an island!

Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at November 14, 2019 03:34 PM (BDZWU)

162 Before getting all Yay South Park, this was the previous episode

Meh, they hammer everyone. I don't mind if a few swings come my way with satire if its even handed.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 03:34 PM (KZzsI)

163 Nyla Rose of AEW

google it

she's a man baby

Posted by: Rick in SK at November 14, 2019 03:34 PM (FZYNt)

164 Is it in yet?
Posted by: the horse

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Did I hurt you?

No, why?

You moved.

Posted by: Just the punchline at November 14, 2019 03:35 PM (Y4EXg)

165 -
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Wish they felt the same way about mocking islam.


Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2019 03:33 PM

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Agreed. Seems like I thought the "Damn Mongolians" thing was a stand-in. Been a while since I saw those.

Posted by: irright at November 14, 2019 03:35 PM (pMGkg)

166 Yes'm, it's really funny that all those schools that had to "allow" girls/womens sports under law, so they could keep their stellar football and/or basketball teams are now off the hook. No need to have female teams at all now that the mentally questionable or just plain greedy boys/men are taking over.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto at November 14, 2019 03:35 PM (kXoT0)

167 Rhode Island is a fake Hollywood state, like East Dakota and Idaho.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 14, 2019 03:35 PM (Zvj7s)

168 It seems that Obama changed everything about comedy.They were literally to in love or too afraid to mock him no matter what he did.

Posted by: steevy at November 14, 2019 03:33 PM (KNsKs)
........

Thankfully the Horde didn't let up.

Posted by: wth at November 14, 2019 03:35 PM (v0R5T)

169 Meh, they hammer everyone. I don't mind if a few swings come my way with satire if its even handed.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 03:34 PM (KZzsI)

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This.

I dont want water carried for either side.

If you are in the news business... report it honestly.

If you are in the parody business.... poke everybody in the eye.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2019 03:36 PM (8XRCm)

170 95
83 I wonder if this transwoman sport insanity will swing some suburban
moms to the republican side. They spent so much time, money and energy
promoting their girlspawn athletic activities, only to have them shunted
to the side by a pretend woman?



Posted by: kallisto at November 14, 2019 03:23 PM (DJFLF)



Why do you think the suburban wine moms are pushing their sons to transition?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 14, 2019 03:25 PM (KUaJL)


It'll REALLY hit the fan when the trannies start infiltrating dance competitions. Wine Moms won't like seeing their little Cady compete against Wanda the Wonder Tranny.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at November 14, 2019 03:36 PM (rP4OC)

171 151 Can't say I watched the Simpsons post 2000; in my mind Simpsons was a cartoon that ran in the 90's, and then there was an endless franchise that wen on repeating the style. I feel the same way about Garfield but my sense of where to draw the line between Davis and Paws Inc is less clear.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at November 14, 2019 03:36 PM (Eg9+v)

172 There's a sad but slightly amusing side to the story in the Sidebar about the Romanian Columbia Professor who resigned over Political correctness gone amuck. He was in the Acting School and some guy who transitioned to a woman three years previously decided to audition for the acting school with a monologue of Juliet from "Romeo and Juliet"
The professor said, "Why did you choose that? I cannot believe in you as Juliet."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 14, 2019 03:37 PM (WI7YS)

173 Meh, they hammer everyone. I don't mind if a few swings come my way with satire if its even handed.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 03:34 PM (KZzsI)

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This.

I dont want water carried for either side.

If you are in the news business... report it honestly.

If you are in the parody business.... poke everybody in the eye.
Posted by: fixerupper


How many times have they hammered islam?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2019 03:37 PM (qBbz7)

174 Wish they felt the same way about mocking islam.

They are respectful toward all religious figures (except the one episode they had a bunch of people throw feces at Jesus to make a point about depictions of religious figures being treated differently). But they have mocked Islam in the past.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 03:37 PM (KZzsI)

175 Would Biden sniff a young transwomans hair?

Posted by: Galil at November 14, 2019 03:37 PM (Pzzpr)

176 146 SMH 's tank turret identifies as a handgun for the shooting competition.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at November 14, 2019 03:32 PM (V1n0s)


USS Iowa identifies as a 12 meter yacht for the America's Cup race.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Warm Yourself with Rages and Roars from the Outrage Outlet! at November 14, 2019 03:37 PM (hLRSq)

177 Looks like someone snapped into his slim jim. Oh yeah!

Posted by: Anonymous Scandi Hobo transitioning to Railroad hobo at November 14, 2019 03:38 PM (N15H7)

178 I think Nancy Pelosi just accused Trump of horse thievery and buggery.


Apparently Schitt for Brains has the evidence.



Horse thievery and buggery; activities of which Nancy and Schitt for Brains are well qualified and knowledgeable.

Posted by: Winning at November 14, 2019 03:38 PM (CFSlN)

179 USS Iowa identifies as a 12 meter yacht for the America's Cup race.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Warm Yourself with Rages and Roars from the Outrage Outlet!

the USS Iowa would get murdered on the turns

Posted by: Rick in SK at November 14, 2019 03:38 PM (FZYNt)

180 >>How many times have they hammered islam?


More than once.

Though they got censored by their network for it.

They still mock Islam, they just haven't attempted to show an image of mohammed the fucker of goats.

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 03:38 PM (4esN9)

181
Before getting all Yay South Park, this was the previous episode

Meh, they hammer everyone. I don't mind if a few swings come my way with satire if its even handed.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 03:34 PM (KZzsI)

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Yeah, when they didn't think Trump would win, they laid out a whole story arc making fun of him. When he did, they pulled back, because they could see the unfunny "all the jokes are going to be at Trump's expense" thing coming a mile away.

Funny is funny. And if every comedian in/on/at every show wasn't piling on, there'd be plenty of stuff to make fun of Trump about, and have people laugh instead of just tuning it out.

There are a LOT of comedians (read: nearly all of them) who have little talent, but no they'll be promoted if they just hammer on orangemanbad. Boring.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 14, 2019 03:38 PM (9zpat)

182 35 10 Is there ANYBODY else who continues to get away with poking the eye of leftists / liberals? Apparently there is money in it, but only South Park goes there?
Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore

I think a lot of the PC prudes would like to, but are scared of ending up on next week's episode getting cornholed and shit on by Mr. Garrison.

Posted by: x
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Archer is an equal opportunity offender...

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at November 14, 2019 03:39 PM (sA0t4)

183 How many times have they hammered islam?
Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2019 03:37 PM (qBbz7)

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it happend....

and I think the the network throttled the creative staff back.

I remember a pixelated "Draw Mohammed Day" spooof.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2019 03:39 PM (8XRCm)

184 SP has mocked Islam, Comedy Central censored the episodes, so blame Viacom.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at November 14, 2019 03:39 PM (oZ6kz)

185 Ace you forgot one scene.


When the PC Babies are crying while watching TV, the only way to get them to stop crying was to turn on Anderson Cooper on CNN.



They sure as hell got their shots in on the leftists last night.

Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scamper aka MrCaniac at November 14, 2019 03:39 PM (I8FKK)

186 Would Biden sniff a young transwomans hair?
Posted by: Galil at November 14, 2019 03:37 PM (Pzzpr)

In public, yes; in private, of course not.

Posted by: Surfperch at November 14, 2019 03:39 PM (htJYU)

187 They next Olympics will be a hoot. I may even watch this time.

Posted by: Cheri at November 14, 2019 03:39 PM (oiNtH)

188 Would Biden sniff a young transwomans hair?


Posted by: Galil at November 14, 2019 03:37 PM (Pzzpr)


TransGirl maybe.

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 14, 2019 03:39 PM (v0R5T)

189 How many times have they hammered islam?
Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2019 03:37 PM (qBbz7)

I remember years ago they had an episode banned because they tried to have a Mohammed character teaming up with Jesus, and moslems said "WE KEEL YOU!!!" and then they tried to do it with Mohammed in a Bear Costume so no one could see him, and the network banned that one too.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2019 03:39 PM (Kpl3J)

190 132 I think Nancy Pelosi just accused Trump of horse thievery and buggery.



Apparently Schitt for Brains has the evidence.

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Trump needs to demand trial by combat.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 14, 2019 03:30 PM (KUaJL)

Time for a second look at legalized duelling?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at November 14, 2019 03:39 PM (Uu+Jp)

191 I don't understand the SP hate by some people here. I mean, I do. You're fully within your right to be offended by some of the stuff they've done.

But if we're at all concerned with taking back culture, we have to support (to some degree) instances where they're taking shots at the left. If you write someone off completely for something they've done, you've said "I'm not in your audience." What incentive do they then have to continue making content that you agree with?

You don't have to go out and buy every episode of South Park because of this one episode or anything like this, but if you're taking a principled stand and avoiding SP altogether and avoiding viewing these instances where the're taking shots at the left, then when they see their episode views and ratings, they'll see the Anti-Trump episodes rated and viewed more highly, and the Anti-Leftist episodes rated and viewed lower. What do you think that makes them want to do more of?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 14, 2019 03:39 PM (KUaJL)

192 How many times have they hammered islam?
Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2019 03:37 PM (qBbz7)

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Repeatedly. They temporarily left the network over that.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 14, 2019 03:40 PM (9zpat)

193 Would Biden sniff a young transwomans hair?


Posted by: Galil

if only CornPop had been a chick

Posted by: Rick in SK at November 14, 2019 03:40 PM (FZYNt)

194 >>Would Biden sniff a young transwomans hair?


Is Xhe white?

Posted by: Joe Biden Doesn't Sniff Black Women at November 14, 2019 03:40 PM (4esN9)

195 174 Wish they felt the same way about mocking islam.

They are respectful toward all religious figures (except the one episode they had a bunch of people throw feces at Jesus to make a point about depictions of religious figures being treated differently). But they have mocked Islam in the past.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 03:37 PM (KZzsI)

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Derka Derka! Muhammad jihad!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 14, 2019 03:40 PM (q80AH)

196 the USS Iowa would get murdered on the turns



Posted by: Rick in SK at November 14, 2019 03:38 PM (FZYNt)


16" shell says what?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Warm Yourself with Rages and Roars from the Outrage Outlet! at November 14, 2019 03:41 PM (hLRSq)

197 Derka Derka! Muhammad jihad!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 14, 2019 03:40 PM (q80AH)

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Team America

Fuck Yeah!!

Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2019 03:41 PM (8XRCm)

198 It would have been a lot more funny if they'd reprised this epic fight scene from They Live, with David Keith beating the shit out of a diminutive "female" Zombie Roddy Piper, but that doesn't fit the story, damnit.


https://tinyurl.com/They-Live-Fight

Posted by: Sharkman at November 14, 2019 03:41 PM (IrbWq)

199 Better to start at a high point so you have further to travel before you really hit the weeds and dead hobos at the bottom of the slope.
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at November 14, 2019 03:18 PM (rP4OC)

"The slope?" No, that's the bottom of the Barrel. And there's a lot more than weeds and dead hobos in there.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at November 14, 2019 03:41 PM (d6Ksn)

200 198 It would have been a lot more funny if they'd reprised this epic fight scene from They Live, with David Keith beating the shit out of a diminutive "female" Zombie Roddy Piper, but that doesn't fit the story, damnit.


https://tinyurl.com/They-Live-Fight

Posted by: Sharkman at November 14, 2019 03:41 PM (IrbWq)

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They already did that between Timmy and Jimmy years back.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 14, 2019 03:42 PM (q80AH)

201 I don't understand the SP hate by some people here.

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I don't hate them, but I don't really find these clips all that funny.

Posted by: SH at November 14, 2019 03:42 PM (sX1BW)

202 201 I don't understand the SP hate by some people here.

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I don't hate them, but I don't really find these clips all that funny.
Posted by: SH at November 14, 2019 03:42 PM (sX1BW)

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*jazz hands*

The aristocrats!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 14, 2019 03:42 PM (q80AH)

203 >>Timmy and Jimmy years back.



I liked it when they joined the Crips.

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 03:43 PM (4esN9)

204 Donald Trump should come out as a Trans Woman next week.

He can demand that Hillary Clinton, George Snuffaliupagus, and Rachel Maddow recognize him as THE FIRST WOMAN PRESIDENT OF THE US.

He could also shout they they are only trying to impeach *her* because of blatant misogyny.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at November 14, 2019 03:43 PM (xptlg)

205 173 comedy is a risky art and always has been. There's definitely a line between 'having people laugh at themselves' and 'being cruel'. Southpark doesn't care for this line, which makes the cowing to Islam thing just more pathetic.

My impression of South Park and the genre of cartoons that came out of Adult Swim and Comedy Central (and MTV) is they've perfected the art of being dicks and the shows are really only tolerable when you're on drugs.
I'd say Southpark is brave in making fun of everyone, but my impression is it's just misanthropy. They hit the mark sometimes because they shoot everywhere. That they cowed to Islam shows they're not really brave, they're just deaf.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at November 14, 2019 03:43 PM (Eg9+v)

206 203 >>Timmy and Jimmy years back.



I liked it when they joined the Crips.
Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 03:43 PM (4esN9)

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That was great.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 14, 2019 03:43 PM (q80AH)

207 I've never watched a minute of South Park. I've also never watched Trailer Park Boys.
So, no opinion.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at November 14, 2019 03:43 PM (Uu+Jp)

208 185 Ace you forgot one scene. When the PC Babies are crying while watching TV, the only way to get them to stop crying was to turn on Anderson Cooper on CNN.

=================================

Don't forget the thing that triggered the PC babies..."Mulan." A chick doing everything as a dude, but without actually addressing the gender roles and stereotypes.

Posted by: pornholio408 at November 14, 2019 03:43 PM (iAl7a)

209 He can demand that Hillary Clinton, George Snuffaliupagus, and Rachel Maddow recognize him as THE FIRST WOMAN PRESIDENT OF THE US.

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This is an excellent troll. I'd do it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 14, 2019 03:43 PM (9zpat)

210 205 That they cowed to Islam shows they're not really brave, they're just deaf.
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at November 14, 2019 03:43 PM (Eg9+v)

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Viacom cowed. They did not.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 14, 2019 03:44 PM (q80AH)

211 I like how they're always ripping on Canada.
Don't know why, just find it funny.

Posted by: wth at November 14, 2019 03:44 PM (v0R5T)

212 I have never seen South Park. I have never wanted to see South Park.

Well done South Park.

Posted by: Just Lily


South Park is awesome, and brutal.

When folks pass away, they always show them winding up in Hell. For instance, when Walter Matthau died years ago, he showed up in the episode that aired just a few days later, wandering around in Hell confused. And Jon Bonnet Ramsey was there as well. Just brutal.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 14, 2019 03:44 PM (IrbWq)

213 This adds a whole nother dimension to "being schlonged."

Posted by: Fritz at November 14, 2019 03:44 PM (2Mnv1)

214 USS Iowa identifies as a 12 meter yacht for the America's Cup race.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Warm Yourself with Rages and Roars from the Outrage Outlet! at November 14, 2019 03:37 PM (hLRSq)


Been done. In the 1988 Americas Cup New Zealand's Michael Fay challenged with a 90ft monster with a crew of 30.

https://tinyurl.com/uzsuaq8

Posted by: DR.WTF at November 14, 2019 03:44 PM (aS1PU)

215
#OrangeWomanBad

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 14, 2019 03:44 PM (9zpat)

216 There are a LOT of comedians (read: nearly all of them) who have little talent, but no they'll be promoted if they just hammer on orangemanbad. Boring.

Yeah remember when Bush was president and the lame comedians you can't remember the names of would get an laugh line out of just bashing Bush in some meaningless way? "I'm bombing out here uh... War for oil! Bush is a chimp!"
*wild applause and laughter from LA crowd*

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 03:45 PM (KZzsI)

217 I like the one where Randy was purposefully getting drunk at Stan's little league games so he could get into fights with the opposing team dads.

Arresting me for what? I can't stand up for myself? I thought this was America! I thought this was America!

Posted by: Augustine at November 14, 2019 03:45 PM (BDZWU)

218 The governor of Rhode Island trolls here? That explains a lot about Rhode Island.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Warm Yourself with Rages and Roars from the Outrage Outlet! at November 14, 2019 03:33 PM (hLRSq)

Rhode Island operates like a mafia racket.

If you're connected, you can get away with anything. If you're not, they make up shit along the way to soak you for every permit and fee they can think of.

Posted by: jwest at November 14, 2019 03:45 PM (U6f/q)

219 When folks pass away, they always show them winding up in Hell. For instance, when Walter Matthau died years ago, he showed up in the episode that aired just a few days later, wandering around in Hell confused. And Jon Bonnet Ramsey was there as well. Just brutal.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 14, 2019 03:44 PM (IrbWq)

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Saddam Hussein dating Satan was freaking hilarious.


Erci Cartman hunting hippie infestations is one of my favorite episodes.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2019 03:46 PM (8XRCm)

220 216 There are a LOT of comedians (read: nearly all of them) who have little talent, but no they'll be promoted if they just hammer on orangemanbad. Boring.

Yeah remember when Bush was president and the lame comedians you can't remember the names of would get an laugh line out of just bashing Bush in some meaningless way? "I'm bombing out here uh... War for oil! Bush is a chimp!"
*wild applause and laughter from LA crowd*
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 03:45 PM (KZzsI)

I remember crude, stupid and pointless reference to "bush".

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at November 14, 2019 03:46 PM (Uu+Jp)

221 Saddam Hussein dating Satan was freaking hilarious.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2019 03:46 PM (8XRCm)


Beelzeeboot.

Posted by: DR.WTF at November 14, 2019 03:46 PM (aS1PU)

222 I like the one where Randy was purposefully getting drunk at Stan's little league games so he could get into fights with the opposing team dads.

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Now see, I think it would have been better humor to use Randy (Stan's dad - not the Macho Man) as the trans beating girls.

Posted by: SH at November 14, 2019 03:47 PM (sX1BW)

223 Every generation has these comedians who just come out to repeat "the joke proper", as Wormwood put it.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at November 14, 2019 03:47 PM (Eg9+v)

224 222 I like the one where Randy was purposefully getting drunk at Stan's little league games so he could get into fights with the opposing team dads.

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Now see, I think it would have been better humor to use Randy (Stan's dad - not the Macho Man) as the trans beating girls.
Posted by: SH at November 14, 2019 03:47 PM (sX1BW)

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He's already Lorde.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 14, 2019 03:47 PM (q80AH)

225 The slut off between Paris Hilton and Slave was epic.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 14, 2019 03:47 PM (d7Ww2)

226 He's already Lorde.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 14, 2019 03:47 PM (q80AH)

I am Lorde.

Lorde, Lorde Lorde.

Posted by: Ran- Lorde at November 14, 2019 03:48 PM (KUaJL)

227 >>Now see, I think it would have been better humor to use Randy (Stan's dad - not the Macho Man) as the trans beating girls.


He's already been a chick. I forget the name. some tweeny aussie pop star.

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 03:48 PM (4esN9)

228 Lorde!


That's it.

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 03:48 PM (4esN9)

229 217 I like the one where Randy was purposefully getting drunk at Stan's little league games so he could get into fights with the opposing team dads.

Arresting me for what? I can't stand up for myself? I thought this was America! I thought this was America!
Posted by: Augustine at November 14, 2019 03:45 PM (BDZWU)

I had to kick a guy out of my bar once for being way too drunk & that's what he yelled back at me. "I'm sorry, I thought this was America!"

Posted by: josephistan at November 14, 2019 03:48 PM (Izzlo)

230 Chenk for Chongress: because why not replace one chunt with a fatter, dumber chunt?

Posted by: Reformed NeverTrumper at November 14, 2019 03:48 PM (0jZvB)

231 214 "USS Iowa identifies as a 12 meter yacht for the America's Cup race."


That reminds me...

Let's send a congratulations note to the Navy. It's been months since they've run a ship into a freighter.

Posted by: jwest at November 14, 2019 03:48 PM (U6f/q)

232 Martha Stewart preparing a Turkey for Anal Ingestion was also Comedy Gold.

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 03:49 PM (4esN9)

233 Gab says:

Judge Shelley Richmond Joseph was indicted on Thursday for blocking ICE agents from detaining a twice-deported illegal alien. Newton trial court Judge Shelley Richmond Jospeh and court officer Wesley MacGregor were charged with conspiracy to obstruct justice, obstruction of justice, aiding and abetting and obstruction of a federal proceeding.

Posted by: Winning at November 14, 2019 03:50 PM (CFSlN)

234 219 When folks pass away, they always show them winding up in Hell. For instance, when Walter Matthau died years ago, he showed up in the episode that aired just a few days later, wandering around in Hell confused. And Jon Bonnet Ramsey was there as well. Just brutal.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 14, 2019 03:44 PM (IrbWq)

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Saddam Hussein dating Satan was freaking hilarious.


Erci Cartman hunting hippie infestations is one of my favorite episodes.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2019 03:46 PM (8XRCm)

They had to finally defeat the mass hippie music festival by blaring Slayer over the speakers \m/

Posted by: josephistan at November 14, 2019 03:50 PM (Izzlo)

235 121 I think Nancy Pelosi just accused Trump of horse thievery and buggery.

Apparently Schitt for Brains has the evidence.


Posted by: jwest at November 14, 2019 03:26 PM (U6f/q)
........

No cattle rustling?
Posted by: wth at November 14, 2019 03:28 PM (v0R5T)

As long as it's not horse buggery, I'm okay with it.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 14, 2019 03:50 PM (RD7QR)

236 >>Judge Shelley Richmond Joseph was indicted on Thursday for blocking ICE agents



Awesome.

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 03:50 PM (4esN9)

237 USS Iowa identifies as a 12 meter yacht for the America's Cup race.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Warm Yourself with Rages and Roars from the Outrage Outlet! at November 14, 2019


Already been done: USS Abraham Lincoln, 1995

Posted by: Bert G at November 14, 2019 03:50 PM (Y+/QX)

238 It's all down hill from here.
Posted by: DR.WTF at November 14, 2019 03:13 PM (aS1PU)
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Sad, but true. Tomorrow, even being Friday, cannot compete.
Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at November 14, 2019


*
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For a Thursday thread . . . this is easily as good as a Friday thread.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 14, 2019 03:50 PM (Ejm1K)

239 SP has created more conservatives than Jonah Goldberg's endless talking to his couch.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 14, 2019 03:50 PM (yRAFu)

240 233 Gab says:

Judge Shelley Richmond Joseph was indicted on Thursday for blocking ICE agents from detaining a twice-deported illegal alien. Newton trial court Judge Shelley Richmond Jospeh and court officer Wesley MacGregor were charged with conspiracy to obstruct justice, obstruction of justice, aiding and abetting and obstruction of a federal proceeding.
Posted by: Winning at November 14, 2019 03:50 PM (CFSlN)

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"I thought this was Massachusetts!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 14, 2019 03:50 PM (q80AH)

241
I like the one where Randy was purposefully getting drunk at Stan's little league games so he could get into fights with the opposing team dads.

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Randy is one of my favorites.

When Obama was elected:

https://tinyurl.com/whjtgen

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 14, 2019 03:50 PM (9zpat)

242 Now see, I think it would have been better humor to use Randy (Stan's dad - not the Macho Man) as the trans beating girls.

Maybe, but the way the South Park guys work, they come up with a concept ("lets mock men in women's sports") and then they come up with a story to show that, then they go "how can we kick this up to overdrive, and go completely over the top?"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 03:51 PM (KZzsI)

243 Now see, I think it would have been better humor to use Randy (Stan's dad - not the Macho Man) as the trans beating girls.


He's already been a chick. I forget the name. some tweeny aussie pop star.
Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 03:48 PM (4esN9)

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NAGGERS!!!!! ALL OF YOU !!!!!!

~Stans Dad

Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2019 03:53 PM (8XRCm)

244 If there is no unfair advantage to competing as your trans sex, where are all of the trans men in men's sports?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 14, 2019 03:53 PM (qkStt)

245 242 Depends on the story structure. They could have done a two-story episode where Randy starts out by getting into bodybuilding and then gets so obsessed with his own body that the only way he can rationalize it is by dressing as a woman. Then, the womens' sports.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at November 14, 2019 03:53 PM (Eg9+v)

246 189
How many times have they hammered islam?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2019 03:37 PM (qBbz7)



I remember years ago they had an episode banned because they tried
to have a Mohammed character teaming up with Jesus, and moslems said "WE
KEEL YOU!!!" and then they tried to do it with Mohammed in a Bear
Costume so no one could see him, and the network banned that one too.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2019 03:39 PM (Kpl3J)


Pre 9-11, SP had Mohammed as a character, but in the post 9-11 era, Viacom has decided to edit out any Mohammed references or images.

Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scamper aka MrCaniac at November 14, 2019 03:54 PM (I8FKK)

247 Now see, I think it would have been better humor to use Randy (Stan's dad - not the Macho Man) as the trans beating girls.

Maybe, but the way the South Park guys work, they come up with a concept ("lets mock men in women's sports") and then they come up with a story to show that, then they go "how can we kick this up to overdrive, and go completely over the top?"


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In this case, they went over the top in the wrong direction. Stan just deciding he wanted to compete against women and then winning (maybe because he was tired of losing at something) would have been much more realistic. A normal guy tired of losing to other guys so he decides to beat women.

That is what is going on here. Not obviously superior athletes going after women. But inferior ones.

But who am I to judge. The SP guys are creative, wildly successful, millionaires.

Posted by: SH at November 14, 2019 03:54 PM (sX1BW)

248 Judge Shelley Richmond Joseph was indicted on Thursday for blocking ICE agents from detaining a twice-deported illegal alien. Newton trial court Judge Shelley Richmond Jospeh and court officer Wesley MacGregor were charged with conspiracy to obstruct justice, obstruction of justice, aiding and abetting and obstruction of a federal proceeding.
Posted by: Winning at November 14, 2019 03:50 PM

Good!

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 14, 2019 03:54 PM (U7cQ/)

249 NAGGERS!!!!! ALL OF YOU !!!!!!

~Stans Dad

Posted by: fixerupper



"A nagger? Nope, but that last kid was. That's why I want the Deevorce!"

-- Just the punchline.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 14, 2019 03:55 PM (IrbWq)

250 My only problem with South Park, honestly, is that it's only one show. Every other g-ddamn show on TV, every movie at the theater, every play on Broadway, is SJW-riddled garbage. It's hard to push back against the incessant hatred and indoctrination of the left when the only show that even attempts to make fun of everybody is a past-its-peak cartoon on Comedy Central.



You could say "Archer" does, too, but to a limited extent, and it's nowhere near as ubiquitous as SP.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at November 14, 2019 03:56 PM (rP4OC)

251 BertG, remember that one, right off Pt Loma. Coulda been an epic event, if the collision had occurred. Fog.


The indictment of the MA judge is a tiny eentsy weentsy fraction of what should have been going on for years now, against mayors, cops, council members, county supervisors.


Meh.



Posted by: rhomboid at November 14, 2019 03:56 PM (QDnY+)

252 In this case, they went over the top in the wrong direction. Stan just deciding he wanted to compete against women and then winning (maybe because he was tired of losing at something) would have been much more realistic. A normal guy tired of losing to other guys so he decides to beat women.

I think that would have made the point better, but would it have been as funny? That's their intent, to make a point but be as hilarious as possible.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 03:56 PM (KZzsI)

253 I don't think it's accurate to say SP cowed to islam. They were attempting to mock the self-censorship of the media by using a completely innocuous image of Mohammed to prove a point that our own free speech standards were being subsumed to those of islam. It was the network that wouldn't even allow them to show Mohammed in this context, thus proving their point. They illustrated the ridiculous double standard by having Jesus covered with shit at the end of the episode. I don't know if it's still the case but for years after it aired they wouldn't let it appear online because they didn't want it to appear they were fine with CC censoring their episode. Pre 9/11 they had a "Superfriends" episode that actually had a Muhammed character uncensored.

Posted by: the dandy at November 14, 2019 03:58 PM (bR08X)

254 Seeing some quips that Bevin conceded the GOV race in KY. Can anyone confirm?

Judge Shelley Richmond Joseph was indicted on Thursday for blocking ICE
agents from detaining a twice-deported illegal alien. Newton trial court
Judge Shelley Richmond Jospeh and court officer Wesley MacGregor were
charged with conspiracy to obstruct justice, obstruction of justice,
aiding and abetting and obstruction of a federal proceeding.

Posted by: Winning at November 14, 2019 03:50 PM


Well, you gotta start somewhere. Might as well be here.

Posted by: DocJ at November 14, 2019 03:58 PM (77WPm)

255 >>I think that would have made the point better, but would it have been as funny?


No.
The Macho Man joke is in the taunting and bodacious shit-talk.
Women's sports just don't have that. It's all about comity.

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 03:58 PM (4esN9)

256 There's no way it would have been funny if it were just 'above average dude who wants to win' rather than 'absurdly strong dude who just wants to destroy women for kicks.'

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at November 14, 2019 03:58 PM (Eg9+v)

257 I think that would have made the point better, but would it have been as funny? That's their intent, to make a point but be as hilarious as possible.

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Can we not all agree that the more Randy Marsh, the more funny?

Posted by: SH at November 14, 2019 03:58 PM (sX1BW)

258 250 My only problem with South Park, honestly, is that it's only one show. Every other g-ddamn show on TV, every movie at the theater, every play on Broadway, is SJW-riddled garbage.


And the show currently playing in Washington.
Factoid: Adam Schiff represents Hollywood.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at November 14, 2019 03:58 PM (Vy7tf)

259 NAGGERS!!!!! ALL OF YOU !!!!!!

~Stans Dad
Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2019 03:53 PM (8XRCm)
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Token - Jesse Jackson is not the emperor of black people!
Stan - He told my dad he was.

Posted by: jhawk90 at November 14, 2019 03:59 PM (Xvo1a)

260 I'm about the weakest guy I've ever known, but my wife and daughters still come to me to open the pickle jar.

Posted by: Chris M at November 14, 2019 03:59 PM (eAZVt)

261 252
I think that would have made the point better, but would it have been as funny? That's their intent, to make a point but be as hilarious as possible.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 03:56 PM (KZzsI)

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I think the satirical point is to make the difference between the men and the women so large as to inspire laughter.

Add in the guy's change of heart only happening two weeks before, and it's comedic gold.

Highlighting the absurdity of the definitions of transgenderism.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 14, 2019 03:59 PM (q80AH)

262 >>Can we not all agree that the more Randy Marsh, the more funny?

Has anybody seen Stan?


Stan!


STAN!

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 03:59 PM (4esN9)

263 I guess they are uncovering some election fraud in the KY governor's race. It will be interesting to see if anything comes of it.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 14, 2019 04:00 PM (r+sAi)

264 [
252
In this case, they went over the top in the wrong direction. Stan
just deciding he wanted to compete against women and then winning (maybe
because he was tired of losing at something) would have been much more
realistic. A normal guy tired of losing to other guys so he decides to
beat women.



I think that would have made the point better, but would it have
been as funny? That's their intent, to make a point but be as hilarious
as possible.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 03:56 PM (KZzsI)


Exactly. South Park is rarely about realism, and more about absurdity. It's absolutely absurd that "The Macho Man" Randy Savage identifies as a woman. Yet that's what the characters on teh show (and in real life, btw) are forced to accept or else they're deemed transphobes.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at November 14, 2019 04:00 PM (rP4OC)

265 262 >>Can we not all agree that the more Randy Marsh, the more funny?

Has anybody seen Stan?


Stan!


STAN!
Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 03:59 PM (4esN9)

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He's got too much tegridy these days.

Tegridy weed....

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 14, 2019 04:00 PM (q80AH)

266 I'm about the weakest guy I've ever known, but my wife and daughters still come to me to open the pickle jar.
Posted by: Chris M

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Don't forget about the killing of spiders.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 14, 2019 04:00 PM (Y4EXg)

267 >>Add in the guy's change of heart only happening two weeks before, and it's comedic gold.


'I'm not here to talk about my Transition'

This is about as funny as you can get.

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 04:00 PM (4esN9)

268 In this case, they went over the top in the wrong direction. Stan just deciding he wanted to compete against women and then winning (maybe because he was tired of losing at something) would have been much more realistic. A normal guy tired of losing to other guys so he decides to beat women.

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Sure, that's more realistic because that's where we are right now, but there's no logical discontinuity to get from here to what they portrayed on the show.

The absurdist humor of South Park needs to show you the most extreme version of the thing to work.

And I think it's more effective this way, because when the SJW scolds say "OMG, this is so hateful?" they can't actually explain why it's different than what they're advocating for.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 14, 2019 04:01 PM (KUaJL)

269 One hilarious episode is SP attempting to stop the invasion of Jersey Shore people and Randy calls in Al Qaeda to suicide bomb them with airplanes. Then they have a press conference to thank bin Laden and a Navy SEAL drops in from the ceiling and shoots him in the head.

Posted by: the dandy at November 14, 2019 04:01 PM (bR08X)

270 Women. Love. Huge. Balls.

Posted by: Randy Marsh at November 14, 2019 04:01 PM (4esN9)

271
Cesar Millan traning Cartman to behave is another episode I love.

Not so much edgy but truly hilarious.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2019 04:01 PM (8XRCm)

272 OT but the CBD mystery from the ONT about HRC going to England has been solved. She met with Prince William.

Posted by: artemis at November 14, 2019 04:01 PM (AwPyG)

273 think Nancy Pelosi just accused Trump of horse thievery and buggery.



Nah. I read the article that quoted Palsi. After some denture sucking she said the bribery was with holding money to investigate Biden jr. Same (suck suck) shit, different (click suck) word to try to create a fake "crime."

Posted by: dagny at November 14, 2019 04:01 PM (nRWPy)

274 264
Exactly. South Park is rarely about realism, and more about absurdity. It's absolutely absurd that "The Macho Man" Randy Savage identifies as a woman. Yet that's what the characters on teh show (and in real life, btw) are forced to accept or else they're deemed transphobes.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at November 14, 2019 04:00 PM (rP4OC)

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWcGT2jmHns

Mr. Garrison being as flamboyantly gay as possible in order to try and get fired and sue the school district.

He ends up at the death camp of tolerance.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 14, 2019 04:01 PM (q80AH)

275 No.
The Macho Man joke is in the taunting and bodacious shit-talk.
Women's sports just don't have that. It's all about comity.

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Stan talking shit would have been hilarious.

The real way to go was to start with Stan, but then as Stan was dominating women's sports, he had to face off in the "finals" against the Macho Man. Have audience conversation like this:

"I didn't realize how awesome women's sports was, but this guy is totally going to kick this guy's ass."

"It's what men's sports used to be before the pussified it."

Posted by: SH at November 14, 2019 04:01 PM (sX1BW)

276 59 The next summer Olympics should be lively. LOLGF
Posted by: Galil at November 14, 2019 03:20 PM (Pzzpr)

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Right before the presidential election, too. I'm wondering how this will play out.

Right now a lot of apolitical people aren't aware of this stuff, or they dismiss it as just a handful of freaks. I've talked to people who simply refuse to believe stuff like this will ever infect "real" sports, just because the idea is so self-refutingly insane.

Will be interesting to see the reactions when it's broadcast on TV to the entire world.

Posted by: Ex-liberal at November 14, 2019 04:01 PM (R1mDg)

277 260 Recently, there was a jar of vinegar even I, with my crushing grip, could not open. So I used plumbing pliers. It made me wonder why the women don't just use pliers.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at November 14, 2019 04:02 PM (Eg9+v)

278 From a previous thread
Mnw posted this:

Hot DEM newness is "secret ballot vote to convic"t in the Senate, so that all the GOP Senators who dislike Trump can vote to remove him... and their constituents out in dumbfuckistan will never figure out who sold 'em out!

A simple majority in the Senate can opt for a secret ballot, & the DEMs figure they can find 3 brave GOPe who will put country ahead of party & vote with DEMs for a secret ballot.

They say Romney, Murkowski & a traitor to be named later. They could be right about this, too.

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This is highly unlikely if you ask me.

Also, this would most likely force mitch to shitcan the whole thing

Posted by: Getcha Pull at November 14, 2019 04:02 PM (NxIci)

279 Stan talking shit would have been hilarious.

The real way to go was to start with Stan, but then as Stan

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And by Stan, I mean Stan's dad.

Posted by: SH at November 14, 2019 04:02 PM (sX1BW)

280 Is Lingerie Football still available? I liked that a lot.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 14, 2019 04:02 PM (yRAFu)

281 I'm about the weakest guy I've ever known, but my wife and daughters still come to me to open the pickle jar.
Posted by: Chris M

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Don't forget about the killing of spiders.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 14, 2019 04:00 PM (Y4EXg)

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You kids and your euphemisms....

Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2019 04:02 PM (8XRCm)

282 I'm about the weakest guy I've ever known, but my wife and daughters still come to me to open the pickle jar.



Posted by: Chris M at November 14, 2019 03:59 PM (eAZVt)

The US Women's National Soccer team, the undisputed top of the heap amonth national teams in Women's Soccer... regularly trains against 9th-grade boys "select" (local, statewide at best) teams... and, best I can see, have yet to beat any of them in a scrimmage.
But yeah, no differences between the sexes. None. Crazy talk to suggest otherwise.

Posted by: DocJ at November 14, 2019 04:02 PM (77WPm)

283 OT but the CBD mystery from the ONT about HRC going to England has been solved. She met with Prince William.
Posted by: artemis

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Enlisting William to silence Andrew about his trips to pedo island?

Posted by: Tonypete at November 14, 2019 04:03 PM (Y4EXg)

284 Was that the episode where they grew a replacement penis on a mouse's back and the mouse escaped and a mouse with a penis on it's back was running around the town?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 14, 2019 04:03 PM (xfb67)

285 Women. Love. Huge. Balls.
Posted by: Randy Marsh at November 14, 2019 04:01 PM


Especially Chef's salty chocolate balls.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 14, 2019 04:03 PM (ejd/p)

286 284 Was that the episode where they grew a replacement penis on a mouse's back and the mouse escaped and a mouse with a penis on it's back was running around the town?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 14, 2019 04:03 PM (xfb67)

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You can fight that little mouse in The Stick of Truth.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 14, 2019 04:03 PM (q80AH)

287 Puh. Tap that pickle jar with the handle end of a knife and no need for guy hands.

But you may not want them to know.

Posted by: dagny at November 14, 2019 04:03 PM (nRWPy)

288 285 Women. Love. Huge. Balls.
Posted by: Randy Marsh at November 14, 2019 04:01 PM

Especially Chef's salty chocolate balls.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 14, 2019 04:03 PM (ejd/p)

If you ever need a quick pick-me-up
Just stick my balls in your mouth

Posted by: Insomniac at November 14, 2019 04:04 PM (NWiLs)

289 Sharon -

Have you seen my Creme Fraich?

Posted by: Randy Marsh at November 14, 2019 04:04 PM (4esN9)

290 Moments before news of the shooting broke, Sen. Chris Murphy, D-Conn., was on the Senate floor calling on his colleagues to bring up a universal background checks bill that was passed by the House earlier this year.

He asked for unanimous consent to pass the legislation dubbed the "Bipartisan Background Checks Act of 2019" that would establish new background check requirements for firearm transfers between private parties. The House approved of the measure in February in a 240-90 vote.

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Yeah, if that kid had had to pass a background check, this'd never have happened.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 14, 2019 04:04 PM (+y/Ru)

291 >>Hot DEM newness is "secret ballot vote to convic"t in the Senate, so that all the GOP Senators who dislike Trump can vote to remove him... and their constituents out in dumbfuckistan will never figure out who sold 'em out!

You know what doesn't happen in the Senate? Rules getting voted on without Cocaine Mitch allowing them to be voted on.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 14, 2019 04:04 PM (ZLI7S)

292 289 Sharon -

Have you seen my Creme Fraich?
Posted by: Randy Marsh at November 14, 2019 04:04 PM (4esN9)

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*receives handjob*

"Oh, no hun...cooking's gay."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 14, 2019 04:04 PM (q80AH)

293 191 I don't understand the SP hate by some people here. I mean, I do. You're fully within your right to be offended by some of the stuff they've done. 

But if we're at all concerned with taking back culture, we have to support (to some degree) instances where they're taking shots at the left. If you write someone off completely for something they've done, you've said "I'm not in your audience." What incentive do they then have to continue making content that you agree with? 

You don't have to go out and buy every episode of South Park because of this one episode or anything like this, but if you're taking a principled stand and avoiding SP altogether and avoiding viewing these instances where the're taking shots at the left, then when they see their episode views and ratings, they'll see the Anti-Trump episodes rated and viewed more highly, and the Anti-Leftist episodes rated and viewed lower. What do you think that makes them want to do more of?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 14, 2019 03:39 PM (KUaJL)

I agree, I think they waste too much time on Trump only because Trump is mocked on 98% of any "comedy" show remotely political. You really can't cleverly satirize someone who's been satirized 80 million times already. It just feels old hat and I can get that anywhere.

That said, they left Obama alone (mockery wise) and pretty much did the same thing for Bush so "they mock everybody" theory doesn't hold up.

Did they hate Trump personally, think he had no chance and figured the Mr Garrison Trump arc was a 1 season arc and now they've written themselves into a corner they can't possibly write their way out of? Yes, yes they did.

The show peaked in Season 19 with PC Principal. I loved that season/arc, especially "Stunning and Brave"

Posted by: Danintexas at November 14, 2019 04:05 PM (8ygUn)

294 I saw a 1984 Johnny Carson monologue where he basically states that Prince Andrews was a pedo.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 14, 2019 04:05 PM (yRAFu)

295 BertG, remember that one, right off Pt Loma. Coulda been an epic event, if the collision had occurred. Fog.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 14, 2019 03:56 PM


LOL, I was there. The news put out that they were trying to find a clearing in the fog to airlift people ashore, but I know for a fact that was a cover story. It was never publicized, but people got relieved for cause. What *actually* happened I don't believe I can say publicly.

Posted by: Bert G at November 14, 2019 04:05 PM (Y+/QX)

296 Young women will quit rather than put up with that. And once young women quit, the pipeline dries up all along the chain of teams.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2019 03:25 PM (Kpl3J)

I'm crushed, I tell you. Crushed by it.

*snickers*

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 14, 2019 04:05 PM (j3npP)

297 Women. Love. Huge. Balls.

Posted by: Randy Marsh at November 14, 2019 04:01 PM (4esN9)
........

You're gonna need a bigger microwave.

Posted by: wth at November 14, 2019 04:05 PM (v0R5T)

298 'Quiet and unsociable' student gunman pulls semi-pistol out of his backpack and empties magazine on five classmates in California high school quad, killing two, before shooting himself in the head on his 16th birthday, just a year after death of his alcoholic father
Shooting was reported at Saugus High School in Santa Clarita at 7.45am
Suspect described as 16-year-old Asian male in dark clothing was taken into custody and was being treated for self-inflicted gunshot would to the head
Los Angeles County Sheriff Alex Villanueva says the sole suspect was found on campus among his victims and hospitalized in grave condition
A 16-year-old girl and a 14-year-old boy were shot to death; surviving victims were described as two girls, ages 14 and 15, and a boy aged 14
Officers seized .45-caliber semi-automatic pistol that had no rounds left in it
Suspect's mother and girlfriend are being questioned and are said to be cooperating with the investigation
Gunman's childhood friend said the 16-year-old lost his father a year ago

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 14, 2019 04:06 PM (+y/Ru)

299 293 The show peaked in Season 19 with PC Principal. I loved that season/arc, especially "Stunning and Brave"
Posted by: Danintexas at November 14, 2019 04:05 PM (8ygUn)

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I agree that it's not as funny as it used to be.

The most curious thing was last year(?) when ManBearPig ended up being real and killing everyone.

It obviously flies in the face of the previous iteration of ManBearPig (as Al Gore's creation), but it's so far in the other direction that it felt like the episode was written by another team entirely.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 14, 2019 04:06 PM (q80AH)

300 247
In this case, they went over the top in the wrong direction. ... Not obviously superior athletes going after women. But inferior ones.

well, see, the transwoman is Strong Woman's ex-boyfriend. he's doing it to annoy *her*, not going after women in general.

Posted by: Anachronda at November 14, 2019 04:06 PM (sGtp+)

301 242
Now see, I think it would have been better humor to use Randy (Stan's dad - not the Macho Man) as the trans beating girls.



Maybe, but the way the South Park guys work, they come up with a
concept ("lets mock men in women's sports") and then they come up with a
story to show that, then they go "how can we kick this up to overdrive,
and go completely over the top?"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 03:51 PM (KZzsI)








Six Days To Air


The SP documentary on filming an episode.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZiMNEIfG-A

Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scamper aka MrCaniac at November 14, 2019 04:07 PM (I8FKK)

302 Enlisting William to silence Andrew about his trips to pedo island?
Posted by: Tonypete

The murder of Epstein was a total pro job. And even if you find the guy that did it, there were probably two or three layers of "cutouts" so the actual killer doesn't know who REALLY paid him.
So likely this was run by a real pro intelligence outfit, like MI6. There were several layers of politicians and agencies that wanted to see Epstein dead before he could squeal on who he had info on.

Hillary is a major league crook, but will die peacefully in her own bed, at some distant time in the future.
The Royals in the UK are mostly all crooked schmucks, and have been for quite a long time.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at November 14, 2019 04:07 PM (vcOmj)

303 There are limits to the craven irresponsibility of the elected GOP [yeah, I know, but work with me here]. Making a presidential impeachment vote in the senate secret is comfortably beyond that line. Maybe in a few more years, given the trajectory of the country, it would be plausible, but not yet. Oh - the limit is set by self-interest, nothing else.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 14, 2019 04:08 PM (QDnY+)

304 Don't forget about the killing of spiders.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 14, 2019 04:00 PM (Y4EXg)


Don't kill spiders! Move them outside or just leave them alone!

Posted by: Ladyl at November 14, 2019 04:08 PM (TdMsT)

305 304 Don't forget about the killing of spiders.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 14, 2019 04:00 PM (Y4EXg)


Don't kill spiders! Move them outside or just leave them alone!
Posted by: Ladyl at November 14, 2019 04:08 PM (TdMsT)

==========

Well, there's always applying fire.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 14, 2019 04:08 PM (q80AH)

306 'Quiet and unsociable' student gunman pulls semi-pistol out of his backpack and empties magazine on five classmates in California high school quad, killing two, before shooting himself in the head on his 16th birthday, just a year after death of his alcoholic father
Shooting was reported at Saugus High School in Santa Clarita at 7.45am
Suspect described as 16-year-old Asian male in dark clothing was taken into custody and was being treated for self-inflicted gunshot would to the head
Los Angeles County Sheriff Alex Villanueva says the sole suspect was found on campus among his victims and hospitalized in grave condition
A 16-year-old girl and a 14-year-old boy were shot to death; surviving victims were described as two girls, ages 14 and 15, and a boy aged 14
Officers seized .45-caliber semi-automatic pistol that had no rounds left in it
Suspect's mother and girlfriend are being questioned and are said to be cooperating with the investigation
Gunman's childhood friend said the 16-year-old lost his father a year ago
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 14, 2019 04:06 PM (+y/Ru)

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I actually hope that little shit lives and that the bullet took out his ocular nerves and he is now blinded for life.

Fuck him. Little cowardly shit. If your life is to fucking miserable to bear, why cant you dickholes just off yourselves in the garage and leave the rest us the fuck alone.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2019 04:09 PM (8XRCm)

307 OT but the CBD mystery from the ONT about HRC going to England has been solved. She met with Prince William.
Posted by: artemis at November 14, 2019 04:01 PM


But who did CBD go to meet, Yoko?

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at November 14, 2019 04:09 PM (tM5os)

308 There are limits to the craven irresponsibility of the elected GOP [yeah, I know, but work with me here]. Making a presidential impeachment vote in the senate secret is comfortably beyond that line. Maybe in a few more years, given the trajectory of the country, it would be plausible, but not yet. Oh - the limit is set by self-interest, nothing else.

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Trust us, the vote was to convict.

Posted by: SH at November 14, 2019 04:10 PM (sX1BW)

309 The degree to which they've made impeachment a huge circus, then to have a 'secret vote' in the Senate in which mysterious Republicans betray their party to impeach is a guaranteed way for the Republican party as a whole to get punished. The Democrats think they can convince the Republicans that since the voters won't know which Republicans betrayed, they won't get punished. But that's not how it works; the voters will say, "we'll just punish the whole party." Republicans hopefully know this. Mitch must, given how long he's been in the Senate.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at November 14, 2019 04:10 PM (Eg9+v)

310 'Quiet and unsociable' student gunman pulls semi-pistol out of his
backpack and empties magazine on five classmates in California high
school quad, killing two, before shooting himself in the head on his
16th birthday, just a year after death of his alcoholic father


I'm guessing there are laws against 16-year olds possessing firearms in Commiefornia - so any suggesting that More Laws(tm) are the answer can bathe in the blood of the innocents slain today by the utter and complete failure of your precious fucking laws to protect them.

Posted by: DocJ at November 14, 2019 04:10 PM (77WPm)

311 There were several layers of politicians and agencies that wanted to see Epstein dead before he could squeal on who he had info on.

Hillary is a major league crook, but will die peacefully in her own bed, at some distant time in the future.
The Royals in the UK are mostly all crooked schmucks, and have been for quite a long time.

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Bozo - the real shame is that the deadman switch Epstein had set up was also compromised from the beginning.

There are literally dozens of high rollers that would have been willing to, (or did) pay for all that info to go away.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 14, 2019 04:10 PM (Y4EXg)

312 Did you guys cry when Charlotte of Charlotte's Web died?

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 14, 2019 04:11 PM (yRAFu)

313 Ah, come on, Bert - spill. It's been decades. We have no wars in our future, probably - certainly involving naval engagements. The truth must out.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 14, 2019 04:11 PM (QDnY+)

314 Don't kill spiders! Move them outside or just leave them alone!
Posted by: Ladyl

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Oh sure! How do you feel about snakes?

Posted by: Tonypete at November 14, 2019 04:12 PM (Y4EXg)

315 Secret tribunals, secret votes.
Because Trump is violating 'all our norms.'
That's Soviet America.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 14, 2019 04:12 PM (oVJmc)

316
Ah, come on, Bert - spill. It's been decades. We have no wars in our
future, probably - certainly involving naval engagements. The truth must
out.


Posted by: rhomboid at November 14, 2019 04:11 PM


All I'll say is I was on watch in CIC on the FFG playing Orange Force that was chasing them.

Posted by: Bert G at November 14, 2019 04:12 PM (Y+/QX)

317 Don't kill spiders! Move them outside or just leave them alone!
**
yeah...tell that to my wife when one is crawling up the wall in the bedroom at 10:00 at night.

Posted by: dananjcon at November 14, 2019 04:13 PM (u6xw0)

318 nood-lum

Posted by: FrodoB, relearning to code at November 14, 2019 04:14 PM (754s8)

319 OT: Another 'staffer' has come forward claiming to have overheard the Trump/Sondland phone call in a restaurant in Ukraine.

Now, these US dot gov employees are treading dangerous ground. If they are reporting eavesdropping on POTUS' calls they are in trouble. If they DID hear the call and didn't let Amb Sondland know that the call was audible to others they violated some serious security protocol. Its part of their freaking job to make sure sensitive info doesn't get out into the wild. They all go through the same training every year.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado) at November 14, 2019 04:14 PM (GvT9q)

320 Secret tribunals, secret votes.
Because Trump is violating 'all our norms.'
That's Soviet America.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles


Always run EVERYTHING dems say through a projection filter first.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2019 04:14 PM (qBbz7)

321 Heard on local radio the dad died in a DUI incident. Alone, or hit by another car, dunno. Pulling for it to be a fairly common version - hit by an illegal alien with multiple deportations, criminal record/deportability, and a CA illegal DL.


Just to see the story disappear faster than the OH incident that happened same time as the El Paso one.



Posted by: rhomboid at November 14, 2019 04:14 PM (QDnY+)

322 I don't understand how someone who is depressed and wants to die would also want to kill other people in the process. Does not compute, but it seems strangely common.

Posted by: Max Power at November 14, 2019 04:14 PM (q177U)

323 Women. Love. Huge. Balls.

Posted by: Randy Marsh at November 14, 2019 04:01 PM


This is known.

Posted by: Rugby players of the AoSHQ at November 14, 2019 04:15 PM (tM5os)

324
Don't kill spiders! Move them outside or just leave them alone!
Posted by: Ladyl at November 14, 2019 04:08 PM (TdMsT)



Nooooooo! If it is too cold for you, it is too cold for them! Bring them inside!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 14, 2019 04:16 PM (qkStt)

325 They were attempting to mock the self-censorship of the media by using a completely innocuous image of Mohammed to prove a point that our own free speech standards were being subsumed to those of Islam

Yeah, that show wasn't about Muhammad at all, it was bout Comedy Central being pathetic hypocritical lying trash as well as the rest of culture.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 04:16 PM (KZzsI)

326 I'm Coming For You Heather Swanson!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: HIDA SALAMI at November 14, 2019 04:22 PM (lMn1U)

327
Just make sure someone's "dingleberry" doesn't "accidentally" slip into someone's squeekhole.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at November 14, 2019 04:57 PM (1hM1d)

328 i don't recall who said it, but it has helped me in recognising what "trans woman" or "trans man" actually mean.

the symantic trick is this: replace the word "trans" with the word "fake" and it's all clear!

Posted by: WaldoTJ at November 14, 2019 05:08 PM (zS9LP)

Young Turks Founder Cenk Ugyur Files to Run for Kinky Katie Hill's Congressional Seat; Vows That All Thrupling and Weird Sex Will Be Only With Non-Staffers

Two hundred and thirty pounds of failure.

The Young Turks founder Cenk Uygur filed Wednesday to run for the House seat vacated by former Rep. Katie Hill (D-Calif.), who resigned following a House Ethics Committee investigation into allegations of inappropriate sexual relationships with staffers.

An FEC filing dated Wednesday announces the formation of the "Cenk for Congress" committee, with Uygur listed as the group's treasurer. Uygur addressed the filing on Twitter, writing: "To all reporters: No comment."

Via Tim Pool, who notes that George Papadopolous has also (already) filed to run for the seat.


Speaking of Katie Hill, she attacked Paul Gosar for his funny "EPSTEIN DIDNT KILL HIMSELF" tweet thread yesterday.

Hill responded to Gosar’s tweets by writing, "No like this actually happened. Real members of Congress tweeting out real conspiracy theories. In an acrostic no less."

Gosar fired back, "You're surprised by me? You single handedly taught an entire country a new word. #throuple And wth is up with that tattoo? Relax."

20th level Baller. He hit the "name level" in the Baller class at 12th level, "Baller Lord."



People are noticing that the Democrats are not the fun-loving sex-positive peaceful hippies they pretend to be, but angry, authoritarian, buttoned-up Identity Politics religious maniacs launching new crusades every day.

Tim Poll calls them the "Democrat Fun Police."

John Lennon's son Sean Ono Lennon noticed:



Posted by: Ace of Spades at 02:10 PM




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1 Ace sure knows how to take the O out of throupling.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 14, 2019 02:12 PM (CBwKQ)

2 Katie Hill sure likes getting pounded, huh?

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 02:13 PM (4esN9)

3 Dims throwing everything in

including the Cenk

Posted by: REDACTED at November 14, 2019 02:14 PM (rpxSz)

4 >> Ace sure knows how to take the O out of throupling.


He can't achieve the Big 'O' if there's anyone else in the room.

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 02:14 PM (4esN9)

5 Katie needs to go away

Posted by: CN at November 14, 2019 02:14 PM (U7k5w)

6 Where does Hill have that tattoo? Did she tattoo her nethers?

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at November 14, 2019 02:14 PM (Uu+Jp)

7 When you've lost Sean Ono Lennon ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 14, 2019 02:15 PM (CBwKQ)

8 2 Katie Hill sure likes getting pounded, huh?
Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 02:13 PM (4esN9)

never known one like her

well, not many

Posted by: REDACTED at November 14, 2019 02:15 PM (rpxSz)

9 What's the treatment for a Cenk Unger?

Do they just kind of burn it off?

Like...with a Laser ?

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 02:15 PM (4esN9)

10 6
Where does Hill have that tattoo? Did she tattoo her nethers?

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at November 14, 2019 02:14 PM (Uu+Jp)
I believe that tattoo was just above and to the left of the "forest".

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 14, 2019 02:15 PM (N39Ws)

11 How many Armenians are Demofascist in Cenk's new district? Hopefully, a lot.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 14, 2019 02:15 PM (NVYyb)

12 Every level after this takes the same amount of xps so it will be pretty easy for him to cruise up as a Baller Lord.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 02:15 PM (KZzsI)

13 Sean should drop the Ono bit. He'd get a lot more pussy that way. That is if he likes pussy.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 14, 2019 02:15 PM (yRAFu)

14 Chunk Uyghur and throupling. You'll pay for this, ewok.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 14, 2019 02:15 PM (RD7QR)

15 Cenk is now the little man in the boat

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 14, 2019 02:16 PM (NVYyb)

16 Where does Hill have that tattoo? Did she tattoo her nethers?
Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at November 14, 2019 02:14 PM (Uu+Jp)


As someone wrote the other day it says:

"Abandon hope all ye who enter here."

Posted by: DR.WTF at November 14, 2019 02:16 PM (aS1PU)

17 8
2 Katie Hill sure likes getting pounded, huh?

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 02:13 PM (4esN9)



never known one like her



well, not many

Posted by: REDACTED at November 14, 2019 02:15 PM (rpxSz)
She likes to knock (rock) the boat. Cruise boat that is.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 14, 2019 02:16 PM (N39Ws)

18 9 What's the treatment for a Cenk Unger?

Do they just kind of burn it off?

Like...with a Laser ?
Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 02:15 PM (4esN9)

Hot iron

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 14, 2019 02:16 PM (RD7QR)

19 throupling.

could be collusion

Posted by: BignJames at November 14, 2019 02:16 PM (X/Pw5)

20 How dumb do you have to be to give your kid the initials S. O. L.?

/shakes head

Posted by: Don Quixote, Tilting Madly at November 14, 2019 02:16 PM (NgKpN)

21 "Isn't old white and wrinkled..."

You'll be old, half-white and wrinkled soon enough, son-of-a-shrieker.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 14, 2019 02:16 PM (1XNk8)

22 I always figure his name should be pronounced Chunky Whigger.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2019 02:16 PM (Kpl3J)

23 Two hundred and thirty pounds of failure.
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I think you're being kind here, ace.

Posted by: bluebell at November 14, 2019 02:16 PM (aXucN)

24 Here comes Hillary!!!! Never gets old.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 14, 2019 02:17 PM (OD2ni)

25 >>Where does Hill have that tattoo?


It's Mons-Adjacent.



Pro Tip : If you put your ear to it, you can smell the Ocean!

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 02:17 PM (4esN9)

26 16
Where does Hill have that tattoo? Did she tattoo her nethers?

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at November 14, 2019 02:14 PM (Uu+Jp)



As someone wrote the other day it says:



"Abandon hope all ye who enter here."

Posted by: DR.WTF at November 14, 2019 02:16 PM (aS1PU)
What a coincidence. I have that as my tramp stamp!

Posted by: Sandra the Fluke at November 14, 2019 02:17 PM (N39Ws)

27 Chunk Uglyer

Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 14, 2019 02:17 PM (1XNk8)

28 A a great-grandson of Greek genocide survivors, fuck that fat Turkish asshole.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at November 14, 2019 02:17 PM (N4xQB)

29 I had a Triple Throuple once.

Well actually a lot more than once.

Posted by: Wilt Chamberlin at November 14, 2019 02:17 PM (ymnmz)

30 11 How many Armenians are Demofascist in Cenk's new district? Hopefully, a lot.
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Armenians used to be a pretty big minority in Southern Cal. Mannix was Armenian. Today I don't think they have much punch. Generally speaking they don't like Turks.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 14, 2019 02:17 PM (yRAFu)

31 4
>> Ace sure knows how to take the O out of throupling.





He can't achieve the Big 'O' if there's anyone else in the room.

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 02:14 PM (4esN9)

_______


LOL. I'll be your straight set-up man anytime.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 14, 2019 02:17 PM (CBwKQ)

32 Chunk Weegur.

I hate to say that he might win, though I think he's a disgusting piece of garbage.

Posted by: JEM at November 14, 2019 02:17 PM (8erNz)

33 I like that some repubs are mocking the crazies. Its the best way to spit in their eye, except for ya know actually spitting in their eye. which would be cool.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'if you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of oher people' at November 14, 2019 02:17 PM (IGJk8)

34 6 Where does Hill have that tattoo? Did she tattoo her nethers?
Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at November 14, 2019 02:14 PM (Uu+Jp)


In the "bikini area"

Posted by: blaster at November 14, 2019 02:18 PM (9VeU0)

35 People are noticing that the Democrats are not the fun-loving sex-positive peaceful hippies they pretend to be, but angry, authoritarian, buttoned-up Identity Politics religious maniacs launching new crusades every day.

My observation is that the more "sex-positive" a woman claims to be (and it's always women), the more neurotic, unhappy, and insecure she actually is. And such women are never good in bed.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 14, 2019 02:18 PM (wCmLp)

36 9 What's the treatment for a Cenk Unger?

Do they just kind of burn it off?

Like...with a Laser ?
Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 02:15 PM (4esN9)

they have a pill for Cenk Unger Syndrome now.

a RED Pill.

Posted by: Don Quixote, Tilting Madly at November 14, 2019 02:18 PM (NgKpN)

37 "The Laughing Man"s reply to Katie Slag, ex-congressslut, is just too good.

Posted by: kallisto at November 14, 2019 02:18 PM (DJFLF)

38 Cenk implicitly supports genocide as long as it's who he considers the right people on the receiving end.

Anyone still want to argue 1k vs 10k rounds on hand?

Posted by: lurker (the other one, but spelled with a P) at November 14, 2019 02:18 PM (67XdO)

39 Hill's tattoo says "Wipe feet before entering"

Posted by: Roy at November 14, 2019 02:18 PM (h4eZh)

40 25 >>Where does Hill have that tattoo?


It's Mons-Adjacent.



Pro Tip : If you put your ear to it, you can smell the Ocean!
Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 02:17 PM (4esN9)

It's an iron cross. The German navy was there!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 14, 2019 02:18 PM (RD7QR)

41 Turkish Daffy

Posted by: JackStraw at November 14, 2019 02:18 PM (ZLI7S)

42 You're surprised by me? You single handedly taught an entire country a new word. #throuple And wth is up with that tattoo? Relax


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Destruction: 100

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 14, 2019 02:18 PM (KUaJL)

43 Like I'm supposed to believe Katie Hill knows what an acrostic is.

Fake Katie! (has to be a staffer)

Posted by: blake - are you DMV experienced?
at November 14, 2019 02:19 PM (qC1Sy)

44 29
I had a Triple Throuple once.

Well actually a lot more than once.


Posted by: Wilt Chamberlin at November 14, 2019 02:17 PM (ymnmz)

Wow. Is that like a Triple to the Throuple power? Cause wow.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'if you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of oher people' at November 14, 2019 02:19 PM (IGJk8)

45 It's an iron cross. The German navy was there!
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 14, 2019 02:18 PM (RD7QR)


Like the German navy it's in disrepair and full of seamen?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 14, 2019 02:19 PM (wCmLp)

46 I fully approve of this congressional campaign. May "he" join The Squad soon!

Posted by: Turd Erdogan at November 14, 2019 02:19 PM (FJYfm)

47 34 6 Where does Hill have that tattoo? Did she tattoo her nethers?
Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at November 14, 2019 02:14 PM (Uu+Jp)
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Right next to the pumping station.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 14, 2019 02:20 PM (yRAFu)

48 Anyone still want to argue 1k vs 10k rounds on hand?
Posted by: lurker (the other one, but spelled with a P) at November 14, 2019 02:18 PM (67XdO)
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Split the difference?

15K?

Posted by: blake - are you DMV experienced?
at November 14, 2019 02:20 PM (qC1Sy)

49 Actually that entire TL responding to the slag is hilarious, but Gosar calling out her tattoo...

Posted by: kallisto at November 14, 2019 02:20 PM (DJFLF)

50 Let me be blunt about this: yeah, Katie Hill ain't too bad. And her gurlfriend ain't too bad, I'd comb her hair.

Government? Not so much.

Posted by: JEM at November 14, 2019 02:20 PM (8erNz)

51 43 Like I'm supposed to believe Katie Hill knows what an acrostic is.

It's when a man who is not my husband lies acrost me and puts his stic in.

Posted by: Katie Thrill! at November 14, 2019 02:20 PM (1XNk8)

52 Wow. Is that like a Triple to the Throuple power? Cause wow.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'if you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of oher people' at November 14, 2019 02:19 PM (IGJk


The highest number ever used in a relationship is Graham's Throuple.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 14, 2019 02:20 PM (wCmLp)

53 42
You're surprised by me? You single handedly taught an entire country a
new word. #throuple And wth is up with that tattoo? Relax



----



Destruction: 100

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 14, 2019 02:18 PM (KUaJL)

Oh yeah joe, that had to sting. LOL.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'if you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of oher people' at November 14, 2019 02:20 PM (IGJk8)

54 Smart move making himself treasurer. The he can steal money and claim democratic immunity due to the election.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 14, 2019 02:20 PM (xfb67)

55 Cenk and Katie walk into a bar. She orders a double scotch and then she orders two more double scotches, making three in all. As soon as she starts drinking, Katie begins to moan and grimace. Why, asks the bartender, what's going on with her? Since Katie was busy guzzling scotch, Cenk responds "she says good things always come in threes".

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 14, 2019 02:20 PM (NVYyb)

56 Perhaps Sean Lennon is going the way of Tim Poole? A left-leaning half-Asian who's pretty much red-pilled?

I also wonder what his dad would be like as an old man in today's world. I could see him being pretty similar to what Morrisey is now.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at November 14, 2019 02:20 PM (N4xQB)

57 Victoria Nuland didn't kill Epstein either (as far as we know at this time).

Posted by: Jeff Rubin (ex Mr Amanpour) at November 14, 2019 02:20 PM (Fxgkp)

58 6 Where does Hill have that tattoo? Did she tattoo her nethers?

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at November 14, 2019 02:14 PM (Uu+Jp)
===
Her upper right FUPA.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at November 14, 2019 02:20 PM (pw+jk)

59 Cenk Uygur

I'll never forget election night and this guys reaction to the election results.

" Oh wow...brace for impact...NYT's says chance of Trump presidency is now 92%."

Posted by: WisRich at November 14, 2019 02:21 PM (G0vdT)

60 ba bump!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 14, 2019 02:21 PM (NVYyb)

61 "Hey Chunk, have you ever spent much time in a Turkish Bath? Why I'll bet you have."

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2019 02:21 PM (Kpl3J)

62 I think Tim pool is more republican than most of the GOP.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 14, 2019 02:21 PM (qkStt)

63 I hear Chunk banished Jimmy Dore from the Young Turks for not being enthusiastic enough about Russia/Mueller and for liking Tulsi? Does anyone know if that is true.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 14, 2019 02:21 PM (OD2ni)

64 Vote Stink Booger for Congress.

Posted by: Monty James at November 14, 2019 02:21 PM (Zqz9o)

65 Gosar and Cuz must be having a contest for best tweet responses. Gosar takes the lead,

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 14, 2019 02:21 PM (Q5ALd)

66 Sent Wigger???

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 14, 2019 02:21 PM (BqBId)

67 Sean Lennon's daddy was old white and wrinkled too. God knows he put his pasty body out there for the whole world to feast on...YUK

Posted by: kallisto at November 14, 2019 02:21 PM (DJFLF)

68 29
I had a Triple Throuple once.

Well actually a lot more than once.


Posted by: Wilt Chamberlin at November 14, 2019 02:17 PM (ymnmz)

_______

* golf clap *

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 14, 2019 02:21 PM (CBwKQ)

69 I got no sense from Ono's bigoted, ageist drivel that he's been red-pilled.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 14, 2019 02:22 PM (1XNk8)

70 I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend to be one of those deaf mutes...

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at November 14, 2019 02:22 PM (oZ6kz)

71 Republicans need to dig up this asshole's radical past and find out who he's collaborating with to elect a bunch of Progs to Congress.

This guy needs to be stopped from ever gaining any type of political power. He's a domestic enemy, just like all Progressives.
#NoProgsEver
#NoDemsEver

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 14, 2019 02:22 PM (HaL55)

72 Katie Hill didn't kill herself, but her insatiable desires did kill her career.

pussy 1 lifestyle 0

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 14, 2019 02:22 PM (Z4rgH)

73 Hill's tattoo says "Wipe feet before entering"

Posted by: Roy at November 14, 2019 02:18 PM (h4eZh)

===
Also has a place to hang your car keys.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at November 14, 2019 02:22 PM (pw+jk)

74 Tim provides so much content here, maybe Ace should credit him as a COB.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 14, 2019 02:22 PM (qkStt)

75 Chunk Weeger, well that might fly in his district for congress. Weird names don't seem to hurt you as much there. Still, being named after the fat kid in Goonies might be a drawback.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 02:22 PM (KZzsI)

76 Of cooourse!

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 14, 2019 02:22 PM (Hik1n)

77 Just call him Congessman Fiddy Cenk.

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at November 14, 2019 02:22 PM (k58xs)

78 Crowder can be cringe at times but I thought his impression of Chunk Yogurt was spot on.

Posted by: Augustine at November 14, 2019 02:22 PM (BDZWU)

79 Gosar the Gosarian?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Warm Yourself with Rages and Roars from the Outrage Outlet! at November 14, 2019 02:23 PM (hLRSq)

80 "Cenk Uygur

I'll never forget election night and this guys reaction to the election results.

" Oh wow...brace for impact...NYT's says chance of Trump presidency is now 92%."
Posted by: WisRich"


Don't forget Ana Kasparian's made up conversations where she screamed at racist Trump voters on line to vote.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 14, 2019 02:23 PM (OD2ni)

81 Republicans need to dig up this asshole's radical past and find out who he's collaborating with to elect a bunch of Progs to Congress.

"What, spend money and take an effort to contest a Democrat? Are you insane, man?"
--GOP

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 02:23 PM (KZzsI)

82 Young Turks is one of my favorite Rod Stewart songs.

I like pop punk.

Fight me!

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 14, 2019 02:23 PM (Q5ALd)

83 Rubicon status, crossed.

Paypal just froze the accounts and stopped service to all the Pron Hub 'actors and actresses'.

This time, the scolds who have taken over Big Data, have crossed a line!

Guns? Now PORN? Is NOTHING Sacred!

Posted by: Don Quixote, Tilting Madly at November 14, 2019 02:23 PM (NgKpN)

84 Question: does it count as a throple if you were raped?

Posted by: Christina Ford at November 14, 2019 02:23 PM (KUaJL)

85 "Anyone still want to argue 1k vs 10k rounds on hand?"
Please list one situation where one person will ever be able to fire 10k rounds at any opposing force?

Posted by: hollywierd 53 shooter. bang bang bang bang!!! at November 14, 2019 02:23 PM (vqIkG)

86 Sean Ono Lennon- Isn't old white and wrinkled republican dude Paul Gosar being funnier and hipper than young libertine lefty Katie Hill supposed to be one of the signs of the apocalypse?

*******

Yeah. Imagine that.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 14, 2019 02:23 PM (m45I2)

87 CAUSTIC ACROSTIC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?
v=ycJQ9IWyL2A&feature=emb_logo

Posted by: FUGAZI at November 14, 2019 02:23 PM (4esN9)

88 So is this an actual competitive district?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 14, 2019 02:23 PM (r+sAi)

89 If I can remember my spoof twatter log-on, imma go on Katie's TL and tell her to storm the impeachment hearings, 'cause only SHE CAN SAVE US!!

Posted by: kallisto at November 14, 2019 02:23 PM (DJFLF)

90 Gosnado. Its a thing.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'if you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of oher people' at November 14, 2019 02:23 PM (IGJk8)

91 Katie Hill has a new job as the spokeswoman for Dickens Cider.

Posted by: Monty James at November 14, 2019 02:23 PM (Zqz9o)

92 Chunk is more than 230 pounds of failure. Has to be. He looks like he mainlines Crisco and sweats lard.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 14, 2019 02:23 PM (NWiLs)

93 69 I got no sense from Ono's bigoted, ageist drivel that he's been red-pilled.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 14, 2019 02:22 PM (1XNk

Ok Boomer (sorry, had to)

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at November 14, 2019 02:24 PM (N4xQB)

94 When the fruit of Yoko's and John's loins thinks a republican is funnier than a dem, yeah, it could definitely be construed as a sign of the end times.

Posted by: SMH at November 14, 2019 02:24 PM (RU4sa)

95 Fleece-lined Crocs are now available in a number of stylish colors and patterns at Academy Sports.

Posted by: Moron News Service at November 14, 2019 02:24 PM (Z2naF)

96 Btw, ole Cenk is one of the moneymen behind the Squad.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 14, 2019 02:24 PM (Z4rgH)

97 71 Republicans need to dig up this asshole's radical past and find out who he's collaborating with to elect a bunch of Progs to Congress.

This guy needs to be stopped from ever gaining any type of political power. He's a domestic enemy, just like all Progressives.
#NoProgsEver
#NoDemsEver
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 14, 2019 02:22 PM (HaL55)

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The CA GOP couldn't be bothered to go after Katie Hill. They'll have even less interest in Cenk.

Posted by: blake - are you DMV experienced?
at November 14, 2019 02:24 PM (qC1Sy)

98 85 "Anyone still want to argue 1k vs 10k rounds on hand?"
Please list one situation where one person will ever be able to fire 10k rounds at any opposing force?
Posted by: hollywierd 53 shooter. bang bang bang bang!!! at November 14, 2019 02:23 PM (vqIkG)

Call of Duty

Posted by: Christina Ford at November 14, 2019 02:24 PM (KUaJL)

99 Rubicon status, crossed.

Paypal just froze the accounts and stopped service to all the Pron Hub 'actors and actresses'.

This time, the scolds who have taken over Big Data, have crossed a line!

Guns? Now PORN? Is NOTHING Sacred!
Posted by: Don Quixote, Tilting Madly at November 14, 2019 02:23 PM (NgKpN)


And right in the middle of No Nut November.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 14, 2019 02:24 PM (wCmLp)

100 I know Nuth-cenk!!!

/Sgt. Schultz

Posted by: Muldoon at November 14, 2019 02:24 PM (m45I2)

101 88 So is this an actual competitive district?


Hill flipped it last year. Probably due to vote harvesting.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 14, 2019 02:24 PM (qkStt)

102 "Let me be blunt about this: yeah, Katie Hill ain't too bad. And her gurlfriend ain't too bad, I'd comb her hair.

Government? Not so much.
Posted by: JEM"


Her behind was actually fairly decent.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 14, 2019 02:24 PM (OD2ni)

103 This post deserves another watch of this:

https://tinyurl.com/yhss89k7

Posted by: Tami at November 14, 2019 02:24 PM (cF8AT)

104 Republicans need to dig up this asshole's radical past and find out who
he's collaborating with to elect a bunch of Progs to Congress.
================

Not hard to find, since he's had a YouTube show for years. More recently, he co-founded the Justice Democrats. They are the ones that held auditions for candidates, recruited, and then backed AOC, Ayanna Pressley and Rashida "Jihad!" Tlaib.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 14, 2019 02:25 PM (NVYyb)

105 83 Rubicon status, crossed.

Paypal just froze the accounts and stopped service to all the Pron Hub 'actors and actresses'.

This time, the scolds who have taken over Big Data, have crossed a line!

Guns? Now PORN? Is NOTHING Sacred!
Posted by: Don Quixote, Tilting Madly at November 14, 2019 02:23 PM (NgKpN)

Huh. Funny how the left became the pinch-faced prudish Victorians.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 14, 2019 02:25 PM (NWiLs)

106 Ex-congressslut Katie Hill questioning Messrs. Taylor and Kent:

" My husband and I think you're hot! Wanna fvck?"

Posted by: kallisto at November 14, 2019 02:25 PM (DJFLF)

107 Willowed:

"Hot DEM newness is "secret ballot vote to convic"t in the Senate, so that all the GOP Senators who dislike Trump can vote to remove him... and their constituents out in dumbfuckistan will never figure out who sold 'em out!"


This will work like trying to convince electors to change their votes from Trump to Hillary worked! Or telling Congress not to certify the election results! Or Emoluments! Stormy Daniels! Wait, wait, don't go away I have more hare-brained schemes of utter desperation that are sure to get rid of the Golden Scalp Weasel!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Warm Yourself with Rages and Roars from the Outrage Outlet! at November 14, 2019 02:25 PM (hLRSq)

108 >>Fleece-lined Crocs are now available in a number of stylish colors and patterns at Academy Sports.


Vedon Crocs is Van Morrison's best LP

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 02:25 PM (4esN9)

109 85 "Anyone still want to argue 1k vs 10k rounds on hand?"
Please list one situation where one person will ever be able to fire 10k rounds at any opposing force?
Posted by: hollywierd 53 shooter. bang bang bang bang!!! at November 14, 2019 02:23 PM (vq

Round up 5000 communists. Two to the head.

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 14, 2019 02:25 PM (Q5ALd)

110 95 Fleece-lined Crocs are now available in a number of stylish colors and patterns at Academy Sports.
Posted by: Moron News Service at November 14, 2019 02:24 PM (Z2naF)

---

Nope.

Posted by: SMH at November 14, 2019 02:25 PM (RU4sa)

111 If Cenk Ugyur loses, do you think he'll have an on-air meltdown like he did when Trump beat Hillary? If so, I'm SO in.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at November 14, 2019 02:25 PM (rP4OC)

112 @85 "Anyone still want to argue 1k vs 10k rounds on hand?"
Please list one situation where one person will ever be able to fire 10k rounds at any opposing force?
Posted by: hollywierd 53 shooter. bang bang bang bang!!! at November 14, 2019 02:23 PM (vqIkG)

Multiple engagements.

Posted by: Tennessee Jed at November 14, 2019 02:26 PM (WvoAE)

113 Chunk Uygur: not a real American

Posted by: Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at November 14, 2019 02:26 PM (qLWVe)

114 I've got family in a small town in the Catskills. Yoko Ono has a farm outside the town where my relatives live. Sean Ono has a large recording studio on the property.

Posted by: Augustine at November 14, 2019 02:26 PM (BDZWU)

115 various venture capital fundraising efforts such as a $20 million investment by Jeffrey Katzenberg into the company.
********
WAIT!!! I thought Stink Wigger hated rich people ??

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 14, 2019 02:26 PM (BqBId)

116 Please list one situation where one person will ever be able to fire 10k rounds at any opposing force?

I can think of dozens of scenarios, but let's just leave it at you go through ammo a hell of a lot faster than you'd think in an actual firefight.

There's a reason that guys would head out on a short patrol in Vietnam with like 12 magazines in every pocket they could stuff them into.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 02:27 PM (KZzsI)

117 >> I've got family in a small town in the Catskills. Yoko Ono has a farm outside the town where my relatives live. Sean Ono has a large recording studio on the property.


Lotta Home Studios up there. Bowie and Slick both had homes and studios there.

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 02:27 PM (4esN9)

118 5 "Anyone still want to argue 1k vs 10k rounds on hand?"
Please list one situation where one person will ever be able to fire 10k rounds at any opposing force?
Posted by: hollywierd 53 shooter. bang bang bang bang!!! at November 14, 2019 02:23 PM (vqIkG)


Don't I need rounds to practice with......?

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at November 14, 2019 02:27 PM (C+We0)

119 Call of Duty

Posted by: Christina Ford at November 14, 2019 02:24 PM (KUaJL)

I lay bloodied on the snow covered ground, corrected.

Posted by: ugghhh...ya got me.... at November 14, 2019 02:27 PM (vqIkG)

120 PDT said he would teach the GOP how to fight and win. Some of them have been. Yesterday was a great example of it.

Posted by: Jmel at November 14, 2019 02:27 PM (p4cc5)

121 Rubicon status, crossed.



Paypal just froze the accounts and stopped service to all the Pron Hub 'actors and actresses'.



This time, the scolds who have taken over Big Data, have crossed a line!



Guns? Now PORN? Is NOTHING Sacred!


Wow. Let's see if the Prog/Leftards start screaming "No Censorship" at them like they always do whenever they want to display some pervert's "art" in a gallery somewhere.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 14, 2019 02:27 PM (HaL55)

122 Don't I need rounds to practice with......?
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at November 14, 2019 02:27 PM (C+We0)

Yes. Loads.

And how are you doing today? Any better?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 14, 2019 02:28 PM (NWiLs)

123 Funny how the left became the pinch-faced prudish Victorians.

it happened so swiftly, too. But this one really puzzles me.

Why are they cutting off these accounts??? I mean yes, they are essentially prostitutes, but for some reason courts have ruled this form of prostitution legal.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 02:28 PM (KZzsI)

124 Well done, Rep. Gosar.

I also like the guy still touts that he's a dentist in addition to being a congressman. That might be all blowin' smoke, but it is the right way to be (congress is not my only life).

I wonder if he ever treats any of his colleagues. All of the gnashing of teeth might result in a good side gig for him.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 14, 2019 02:28 PM (e/H31)

125 Turkish names always seem like something spelled backwards.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 14, 2019 02:28 PM (qkStt)

126 Fuck that spoiled little brat !

Posted by: Julian Lennon at November 14, 2019 02:28 PM (Q5ALd)

127 95 Fleece-lined Crocs are now available in a number of stylish colors and patterns at Academy Sports.
Posted by: Moron News Service at November 14, 2019 02:24 PM (Z2naF)

When do the fleece-lined messenger bags come out?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 14, 2019 02:28 PM (RD7QR)

128 I saw Uyger Thrupple open for Wolfmother at The Art Factory in 2009.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 14, 2019 02:28 PM (Hik1n)

129 A "throuple"? Is that, like, when you include both ficus trees?


Or is it more like Matt Lauer going full Blasey Ford and installing two office doors he auto-lock?

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein, horticulturalist at November 14, 2019 02:28 PM (NVYyb)

130 "Cenk Ugyur" is a racial slur. I demand that this asshole change his name, and/or kill himself.

Posted by: Chris M at November 14, 2019 02:29 PM (eAZVt)

131 When will an AOC sex tape come out?

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at November 14, 2019 02:29 PM (Uu+Jp)

132 >>Why are they cutting off these accounts??? I mean yes, they are essentially prostitutes, but for some reason courts have ruled this form of prostitution legal.


Methinks you can hire any of them for the right price.

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 02:29 PM (4esN9)

133 123 Funny how the left became the pinch-faced prudish Victorians.

it happened so swiftly, too. But this one really puzzles me.

Why are they cutting off these accounts??? I mean yes, they are essentially prostitutes, but for some reason courts have ruled this form of prostitution legal.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 02:28 PM (KZzsI)

Well I understand it has trees and is therefore art.

Posted by: Someguy at November 14, 2019 02:29 PM (O+iVW)

134 LOL review of new Charlie's Angels: its so concerned with being feminist that it forgets to be fun

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 02:30 PM (KZzsI)

135 Pretty sure " Sean Ono Lennon" isn't actually the Beatle's son.
I can't believe he'd be conservative.

Posted by: Cows at November 14, 2019 02:30 PM (CqE5x)

136 "Hot DEM newness is "secret ballot vote to convic"t in the Senate, so that all the GOP Senators who dislike Trump can vote to remove him... and their constituents out in dumbfuckistan will never figure out who sold 'em out!"



yeah it would be real sadz if we had to hang all of them to be sure

Posted by: x at November 14, 2019 02:30 PM (nFwvY)

137 If Hill's tattoo was of a fish, would it be the world's first scratch'n'sniff tattoo?

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at November 14, 2019 02:30 PM (Uu+Jp)

138 ...stopped service to all the Pron Hub 'actors and actresses'.

********

Phrasing?

Posted by: Muldoon at November 14, 2019 02:30 PM (m45I2)

139 National Review's sub heading on this emphasized his former conservatism in college.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 14, 2019 02:30 PM (q80AH)

140 123 Funny how the left became the pinch-faced prudish Victorians.

it happened so swiftly, too. But this one really puzzles me.

Why are they cutting off these accounts??? I mean yes, they are essentially prostitutes, but for some reason courts have ruled this form of prostitution legal.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 02:28 PM (KZzsI)

I guess for the same reason the froze the account of a friend of mine who makes Replica Historic SWORDS.

Most not even sharp (used in tournament Fencing).

Because, they could.

Posted by: Don Quixote, Tilting Madly at November 14, 2019 02:31 PM (NgKpN)

141 I've got family in a small town in the Catskills. Yoko Ono has a farm outside the town where my relatives live. Sean Ono has a large recording studio on the property.


Lotta Home Studios up there. Bowie and Slick both had homes and studios there.
Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 02:27 PM (4esN9)

Bear Mountain studios. It's where I had most of my brushes with celebrities. The real Woodstock area. ( which you're well aware)

Posted by: Julian Lennon at November 14, 2019 02:31 PM (Q5ALd)

142 103
This post deserves another watch of this:



https://tinyurl.com/yhss89k7

Posted by: Tami at November 14, 2019 02:24 PM (cF8AT)

Oh Tami. Fun fun funny.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'if you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of oher people' at November 14, 2019 02:31 PM (IGJk8)

143 Imagine knowing that you're going down in the history books as the first Congressperson to have a leaked sex tape.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 14, 2019 02:31 PM (KUaJL)

144 And how are you doing today? Any better?

Thanks Insom - better. I unplugged the news. Helped quite a bit!

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at November 14, 2019 02:31 PM (C+We0)

145 Please list one situation where one person will ever be able to fire 10k rounds at any opposing force?


You need to shoot 9k at the range
to ensure the last 1k goes where you want them to...

Posted by: McCool at November 14, 2019 02:31 PM (sZaoP)

146 Not hard to find, since he's had a YouTube show for years. More
recently, he co-founded the Justice Democrats. They are the ones that
held auditions for candidates, recruited, and then backed AOC, Ayanna
Pressley and Rashida "Jihad!" Tlaib.


Oh yeah, we here know about his anti-Americanism. The rest of the country doesn't.


Now if we only had an opposition party who actually wanted to gain the support of the Silent Majority, they could rip his immigrant ass a new one. He's dangerous and should be treated as such.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 14, 2019 02:31 PM (HaL55)

147 This is exactly why the Democrats cannot shut up about Donald Trump. If they take their foot off the gas for a second, there is a cascade coming, and it won't be in favor of their strict PC bullshit, self-righteous judgment, fake moralizing, and capricious rule-setting. It may be coming anyway.

Posted by: ... at November 14, 2019 02:31 PM (yokAj)

148 "Turk" makes me think of "Ottoman", and that makes me think of a naked fat guy sitting on one.....

Posted by: JoeF. at November 14, 2019 02:31 PM (CqE5x)

149 Off shunned son sock

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 14, 2019 02:32 PM (Q5ALd)

150 Katie, you still haven't called us.

Posted by: Brazzers at November 14, 2019 02:32 PM (Pzzpr)

151 Paypal just froze the accounts and stopped service to all the Pron Hub 'actors and actresses'.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 14, 2019 02:27 PM (HaL55)

I don't understand the logic behind this one. Is it just paypal throwing their weight around? (Or perhaps being bribed by a third party?)

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 14, 2019 02:32 PM (ayFCE)

152 So SWALLOWell thinks a President abuses his power to remove a Amb. who works against his foreign policy. What a Fucking RETARD

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 14, 2019 02:32 PM (BqBId)

153 I hope this impeachment farce implodes in a spectacle of total failure.

Posted by: Max Power at November 14, 2019 02:32 PM (q177U)

154 "Hot DEM newness is "secret ballot vote to convic"t in the Senate, so that all the GOP Senators who dislike Trump can vote to remove him... and their constituents out in dumbfuckistan will never figure out who sold 'em out!"
+++++++++++++
Yeah, good luck with that. It would get the outcome they wanted (removal from office, probably with 80+ senators), but is it even allowed? It's wrong, of course, but I am wondering if it's even allowed.

I am a private citizen. *My* vote is private.
They are elected officials accountable - hypothetically, anyway - to their constituents. *Their* votes are public. By design. They work for us and their job is to vote on legislation. Therefore, we get to know how they voted and if they represented our interests.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 14, 2019 02:32 PM (e/H31)

155 Imagine knowing that you're going down in the history books as the first Congressperson to have a leaked sex tape.

She was going down anyways.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting. at November 14, 2019 02:33 PM (SchxB)

156 "a naked fat guy sitting on one....."

Cenk's ass crack is much dirtier.

Posted by: Chris M at November 14, 2019 02:33 PM (eAZVt)

157 #123
This actually started when Obama was still in office. I don't remember whether PayPal was involved at the time. But a push was made by the Obama administration to get banks to close accounts and deny access to certain types of people who were law-abiding citizens. Both people in the gun business, and people in porn, were targeted at the time.
As to why?
It was kept pretty low-profile. So I don't know that a reason was ever given.

Posted by: junior at November 14, 2019 02:33 PM (FNdgl)

158 "85
"Anyone still want to argue 1k vs 10k rounds on hand?"
Please list one situation where one person will ever be able to fire 10k rounds at any opposing force?


Posted by: hollywierd 53 shooter. bang bang bang bang!!! at November 14, 2019 02:23 PM (vqIkG)"
..I'm going to go out on a limb and assume you don't know much about the last 20 years of fighting goat herders.
You don't shoot 10k rounds at an opposing force. You have 10k rounds so you can cache them all over the place so you aren't that guy who gets busted with a stash in his residence. The extra buffer accounts for caches you can't access, or that get discovered, and for resupply of others and administrative (read: zeroing and function tests) use.
"But you can't carry 10k rounds" and "you're not going to shoot that much" shows a lack of serious thought, experience, or both.

Posted by: lurker (the other one, but spelled with a P) at November 14, 2019 02:33 PM (67XdO)

159 Chunk is someone's #2. No idea who. They keep it well hidden. He's someone's heavy. Someone with a ton of cash and a vicious seething hate for this country. Which narrows it down to one entire political party and about half of the other.

Posted by: ... at November 14, 2019 02:33 PM (yokAj)

160 131 When will an AOC sex tape come out?
Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at November 14, 2019 02:29 PM (Uu+Jp)

When Pelosi needs it to.

(Which is kind of why I don't think such a tape exists.)

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 14, 2019 02:33 PM (ayFCE)

161 Why do commentators and analysts think Congress will be fun?

Can you imagine Ace in Congress?

'The chair recognizes the right, gentlelady for Vermont for the next 90 seconds so she can suck my fat balls.'

Posted by: MJ at November 14, 2019 02:34 PM (gAMkn)

162 Paypal baffles me, they seem to be finding more and more ways to not make money.

Imagine knowing that you're going down in the history books as the first Congressperson to have a leaked sex tape.

She should have worn mouse ears and played Disney music.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 02:34 PM (KZzsI)

163 The Surrender Cuckus will make a half hearted run for her open seat.

Posted by: Galil at November 14, 2019 02:34 PM (Pzzpr)

164 "Turk" makes me think of "Ottoman", and that makes me think of a naked fat guy sitting on one.....
=======

Too bad the left deplatformed Sabo, and drove him into poverty. He'd have been the perfect guy to crreate Cenk's new campaign poster, using that painting.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 14, 2019 02:34 PM (NVYyb)

165 I don't understand the logic behind this one. Is it just paypal throwing their weight around? (Or perhaps being bribed by a third party?)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 14, 2019 02:32 PM (ayFCE)


There was some recent scandal because Pronhub was hosting underage porn. My guess is that Paypal is looking for an excuse to pull the plug on anything that might get them into legal trouble.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 14, 2019 02:34 PM (wCmLp)

166 Katie Hill would be on PornHub under the ugly girl category.

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 14, 2019 02:35 PM (Q5ALd)

167 151 Paypal just froze the accounts and stopped service to all the Pron Hub 'actors and actresses'.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 14, 2019 02:27 PM (HaL55)

I don't understand the logic behind this one. Is it just paypal throwing their weight around? (Or perhaps being bribed by a third party?)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 14, 2019 02:32 PM (ayFCE)

The Capricious use of power is defined by the first word.

Capricious.

Its why you don't give that power in the first place.

Posted by: Don Quixote, Tilting Madly at November 14, 2019 02:35 PM (NgKpN)

168 She should have worn mouse ears and played Disney music.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 02:34 PM (KZzsI)

...Let It Go?

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 14, 2019 02:35 PM (ayFCE)

169 Both people in the gun business, and people in porn, were targeted at the time.
-------------------------------------------------------------------

What does Paypal have against Big Guns?

Posted by: JoeF. at November 14, 2019 02:35 PM (CqE5x)

170 I hope this impeachment farce implodes in a spectacle of total failure.


Posted by: Max Power at November 14, 2019 02:32 PM (q177U)

It may not do that exactly, but it ends with Trump's reelection, tons of tears and sky-screaming, and yet more promises of an impeachment that will never come.

Posted by: ... at November 14, 2019 02:35 PM (yokAj)

171 Fed judge rules that Hoda Muthana is not a US citizen and the US is not required to repatriate her. While on the subject of hooooooooorrrrrrs.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 14, 2019 02:35 PM (RD7QR)

172 Which is kind of why I don't think such a tape exists

No way a self-obsessed publicity hound millennial like her has no sex tape. There's probably a host of pictures out there, too.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 02:35 PM (KZzsI)

173 Thanks Insom - better. I unplugged the news. Helped quite a bit!
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at November 14, 2019 02:31 PM (C+We0)

Glad to hear it, man.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 14, 2019 02:35 PM (NWiLs)

174 PayPal is probably claiming that SESTA allows them to cut off payments to porn providers, which seems hinky to me - it's basically the same thing they'd like to do to gun sales, though.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at November 14, 2019 02:35 PM (oZ6kz)

175


Did Chunky release those pics?

Never underestimate progs, they have no morals at all.

Progs have ruined humor, and entertainment...and schools, and sexuality, and fun, and everything.

The are just bureaucratic busybody jackasses.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at November 14, 2019 02:35 PM (ikxxu)

176 Is the Private Citizen Katie Hill we're talking about?

Posted by: Muldoon at November 14, 2019 02:35 PM (m45I2)

177

CHUNK YOGURT as Mark Dice named him.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 14, 2019 02:36 PM (hbvhf)

178 What's interesting is if you look at the Young Turk's YouTube channel, their videos often get really low views for a channel with the number of subscribers it has. And quite a few of their videos get hella ratioed. But they still have that Qatari money to fall back on so what do they care?

Posted by: Augustine at November 14, 2019 02:36 PM (BDZWU)

179 On a serious note, *anyone* can execute a takedown of Cenk Ugyur. Watch some of his stuff. He has a trigger that makes him fly into apoplectic rage. I don't think he can control it, and it would not play well at a debate.

All his opponent - Dem or Repub or Martian - has to do is mention the Armenian genocide and, for bonus points, the role of the Turks in it.

He goes ballistic and his campaign will likely self-destruct if it happens.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 14, 2019 02:36 PM (e/H31)

180 She was going down anyways.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting. at November 14, 2019 02:33 PM (SchxB)


She went down more times than the USS Nautilus.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Warm Yourself with Rages and Roars from the Outrage Outlet! at November 14, 2019 02:36 PM (hLRSq)

181 161 Why do commentators and analysts think Congress will be fun?

Can you imagine Ace in Congress?

'The chair recognizes the right, gentlelady for Vermont for the next 90 seconds so she can suck my fat balls.'

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Put in on a premium channel and we can pay off the debt.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 14, 2019 02:36 PM (ayFCE)

182 Too bad the left deplatformed Sabo, and drove him into poverty.

He's still putting stuff out, hasn't even slowed down.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 02:36 PM (KZzsI)

183 176
Is the Private Citizen Katie Hill we're talking about?

Posted by: Muldoon at November 14, 2019 02:35 PM (m45I2)

Yes. Her twatter banner is a pic of all the empoweryd wymyn congresspersyns. I wonder if any of them have called her asking to be removed from her twat?


Posted by: kallisto at November 14, 2019 02:37 PM (DJFLF)

184 I've got 20k rounds....just to be on the safe side.

Posted by: Mall Ninja at November 14, 2019 02:37 PM (X/Pw5)

185 Republicans aren't going to secretly remove Trump from office. This is about as fanciful a notion as "Mueller will take Trump away in cuffs" or "Straight shooter, down the middle Comey is gonna indict Hillary".

They all have careers to think about, and removing Trump would be the death of the Republican party for the next quarter century.

Posted by: ... at November 14, 2019 02:37 PM (yokAj)

186 There was the politician who got arrested in an airport bathroom for tapping the foot of the guy next to him. Signalling he wanted a little action I guess. He angrily told the press that he naturally has a "wide stance". That was an AOSHQ meme for a year at least.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 14, 2019 02:37 PM (Hik1n)

187 On a serious note, *anyone* can execute a takedown of Cenk Ugyur. Watch some of his stuff. He has a trigger that makes him fly into apoplectic rage. I don't think he can control it, and it would not play well at a debate.

"That's not who we are!"
--GOP

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 02:37 PM (KZzsI)

188 Maybe Katie Hill's banner is just showing off how many women she's had sex with this year.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at November 14, 2019 02:37 PM (oZ6kz)

189 Chunk running for a seat of his own?

Sounds like Ocrazy-eyes isn't doing her job fast enough for him.

Posted by: Allie at November 14, 2019 02:37 PM (sm6Pk)

190 MSNBC's Maddow: The Impeachment Process Will Unify America

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Oh, Hell yes!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 14, 2019 02:37 PM (+y/Ru)

191 There's a reason that guys would head out on a short patrol in Vietnam with like 12 magazines in every pocket they could stuff them into.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 02:27 PM (KZzsI)

Words never uttered: "I wish I didn't bring all this extra ammo."

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at November 14, 2019 02:37 PM (J+mig)

192 Fed judge rules that Hoda Muthana is not a US
citizen and the US is not required to repatriate her. While on the
subject of hooooooooorrrrrrs.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 14, 2019 02:35 PM (RD7QR)

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Sweden, here she comes!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 14, 2019 02:38 PM (NVYyb)

193 Anyone still want to argue 1k vs 10k rounds on hand?"
Please list one situation where one person will ever be able to fire 10k rounds at any opposing force?
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1K to shoot. 9K as trade currency.

Posted by: simplemind at November 14, 2019 02:38 PM (PZeWa)

194 It's an iron cross


*******

Treasure map?

Posted by: Muldoon at November 14, 2019 02:38 PM (m45I2)

195 What's the treatment for a Cenk Unger?
Deportation to his dream world of Communist China.

Posted by: An Observation at November 14, 2019 02:38 PM (rpNpp)

196 Larry Craig is Senor Wide Stance.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at November 14, 2019 02:38 PM (oZ6kz)

197 That was an AOSHQ meme for a year at least.

Yeah, it was all great fun to attack our own side, rip into them with glee helping our enemies take power in congress. The right is suicidal.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 02:38 PM (KZzsI)

198 Oh Tami. Fun fun funny.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'if you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of oher people' at November 14, 2019 02:31 PM (IGJk\

After about 4+ mins., it really gets fun!

Posted by: Tami at November 14, 2019 02:38 PM (cF8AT)

199 195 What's the treatment for a Cenk Unger?
Deportation to his dream world of Communist China.
Posted by: An Observation at November 14, 2019 02:38 PM (rpNpp)

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Not pure enough. Too much capitalism.

North Korea.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 14, 2019 02:38 PM (q80AH)

200 asking to be removed from her twat?
>>
Heh

Posted by: FrodoB, relearning to code at November 14, 2019 02:38 PM (754s8)

201 Who said that Leftism is based on the idea that, without their permission, someone, somewhere might be having a good time.

Posted by: ... at November 14, 2019 02:39 PM (yokAj)

202 And big surprise, Chunk thought Dave Chappelle's latest special was awful. As if he's an expert on comedy.

Posted by: Augustine at November 14, 2019 02:39 PM (BDZWU)

203 Hoda Muthana

********

The song that the wombat sang in The Lion King?

Posted by: Muldoon at November 14, 2019 02:39 PM (m45I2)

204 179, That is an excellent point. Plus, there are probably quite a few Armenians in California near or in that district that would not be amused as well. They tend to find the whole genocide issue as not particularly amusing.

Posted by: whig at November 14, 2019 02:39 PM (MItID)

205 I think that was HL Mencken's definition of puritanism, but it definitely applies to modern leftism.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at November 14, 2019 02:39 PM (oZ6kz)

206 It's funny when members of the media think they can actually get elected to political office.

Oh wait.

Posted by: Al Franke, Sonny Bono, Ronald Reagan and that guy from The Love Boat at November 14, 2019 02:39 PM (fK2gX)

207 secret ballot vote? if Mitch agrees to that, he is retarded.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at November 14, 2019 02:40 PM (kHroX)

208 I've got 20k rounds....just to be on the safe side.>>
Very few rounds, but bullets, cases, primers and powder?

Posted by: FrodoB, relearning to code at November 14, 2019 02:40 PM (754s8)

209 Put in on a premium channel and we can pay off the debt.



Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 14, 2019 02:36 PM (ayFCE)


With bonus lesbian pron and weekend shows on hunting the wiley urban hobos!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 14, 2019 02:40 PM (NVYyb)

210 The motion to carry forward the investiture of this, the 11th day of October, as 'National Pudding Cup Day' will be voted upon by this esteemed body just as soon as I'm done making a baby on your mother's face.

Posted by: Ace (R - 14th District, Endor) at November 14, 2019 02:40 PM (gAMkn)

211 I don't understand the logic behind this one. Is it just paypal throwing their weight around? (Or perhaps being bribed by a third party?)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 14, 2019 02:32 PM (ayFCE)

There was some recent scandal because Pronhub was hosting underage porn. My guess is that Paypal is looking for an excuse to pull the plug on anything that might get them into legal trouble.
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There an EO about seizing assets/property of child traffickers or some such . . .

Posted by: whistling a tune at November 14, 2019 02:40 PM (Pulym)

212 I take back what I said earlier , I think Sean Ono Lennon twitter account is really him.

I guess he thinks and speaks his mind freely

Posted by: JoeF. at November 14, 2019 02:40 PM (CqE5x)

213 80 "Cenk Uygur

I'll never forget election night and this guys reaction to the election results.

" Oh wow...brace for impact...NYT's says chance of Trump presidency is now 92%."
Posted by: WisRich"


Don't forget Ana Kasparian's made up conversations where she screamed at racist Trump voters on line to vote.
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 14, 2019 02:23 PM (OD2ni)

Loved the part where Kasparian was so upset she had to go outside and smoke a doob.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 14, 2019 02:41 PM (1XNk8)

214 Ace could make some very passionate floor speeches in vigorous defense of the BOFA doctrine.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at November 14, 2019 02:41 PM (oZ6kz)

215 Wombat, meerkat, who can tell the difference?

Posted by: Muldoon at November 14, 2019 02:41 PM (m45I2)

216 I assume the empowered wymn picture on Hill's Twitter are all Democrat wymn, because, of course, Republican women couldn't be empowered./sarc.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 14, 2019 02:41 PM (WI7YS)

217 Please list one situation where one person will ever be able to fire 10k rounds at any opposing force?

3000 9mm
3000 45 ACP
4000 5.56

Not so much now ....

Posted by: McCool at November 14, 2019 02:41 PM (sZaoP)

218 Young Turks. Anyone see the problem with naming your group after folks responsible for the Armenian Genocide? Why not just call yourselves the Hitler Youth?

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 14, 2019 02:41 PM (3Z6pZ)

219 Fed judge rules that Hoda Muthana is not a US citizen and the US is not required to repatriate her. While on the subject of hooooooooorrrrrrs.

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THAT'S NOT WHO WE ARE!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 14, 2019 02:42 PM (+y/Ru)

220 MSNBC's Maddow: The Impeachment Process Will Unify America



Oh, Hell yes!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 14, 2019 02:37 PM (+y/Ru)

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In white burning rage against the totalitarian left.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 14, 2019 02:42 PM (NVYyb)

221 I think Chunk weighs in at around 300 lbs. ace is being too generous with the 250 guesstimate.

Posted by: kallisto at November 14, 2019 02:42 PM (DJFLF)

222 -
--
All his opponent - Dem or Repub or Martian - has to
do is mention the Armenian genocide and, for bonus points, the role of
the Turks in it.



He goes ballistic and his campaign will likely self-destruct if it happens.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 14, 2019 02:36 PM

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Yeah, once he criticizes his opponent they can just say: "Take it easy Cenk. I mean, I'm not an Armenian."

Posted by: irright at November 14, 2019 02:42 PM (pMGkg)

223 Uygar should be executed for his pro-Rod Stewart propaganda if nothing else.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at November 14, 2019 02:42 PM (oZ6kz)

224

Isn't Larry Craig mort?

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 14, 2019 02:42 PM (hbvhf)

225 Regarding the ammo locker. As much you can store, as much as you can afford.

If you get in a 1k round firefight, chances that you are headed down to Cabela's for resupply seem slim.

Posted by: blaster at November 14, 2019 02:42 PM (9VeU0)

226
Don't forget Ana Kasparian's made up conversations where she screamed at racist Trump voters on line to vote.
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 14, 2019 02:23 PM (OD2ni)

Loved the part where Kasparian was so upset she had to go outside and smoke a doob.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 14, 2019 02:41 PM (1XNk

I bet Ana KASPARIAN'S grandparents would be thrilled to find out she's on a show called The Young Turks.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 14, 2019 02:43 PM (CqE5x)

227 215 Wombat, meerkat, who can tell the difference?
Posted by: Muldoon at November 14, 2019


*
*

Pretty sure any female wombat or meerkat would have a solid edge there.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 14, 2019 02:43 PM (Ejm1K)

228 Katie's open seat.

Posted by: Galil at November 14, 2019 02:43 PM (Pzzpr)

229 Heil Trump!

Posted by: George Lincoln Trump at November 14, 2019 02:43 PM (j5f5f)

230 Hoda Muthana is lucky she hasn't been charged with Treason and executed.

Posted by: An Observation at November 14, 2019 02:43 PM (rpNpp)

231 Larry Craig est non mort.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 14, 2019 02:43 PM (1XNk8)

232

Cenk Ugyur

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His name is pronounced "Stank Wigger." Don't offend him by mispronouncing it.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 14, 2019 02:44 PM (MaLx6)

233 If Sean Lennon had been told the seven signs of the apocalypse in Sunday School, it would have been an odd Sunday Scholl lessons for kids 4-13. But since his dad sang, "Imagine no religion" why would he have been taken to Sunday School?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 14, 2019 02:44 PM (WI7YS)

234 The trolls are phoning it in again.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 14, 2019 02:44 PM (RD7QR)

235 Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at November 14, 2019 02:40 PM (kHroX)
He's signaling that a Senate trial will be very painful for demonrat Senators running for president. Why would he consent to a plan that would pull the commie senators nuts out of the fire?
Mitch likes being majority leader.

Posted by: kallisto at November 14, 2019 02:44 PM (DJFLF)

236 219 Fed judge rules that Hoda Muthana is not a US citizen and the US is not required to repatriate her. While on the subject of hooooooooorrrrrrs.

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THAT'S NOT WHO WE ARE!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 14, 2019 02:42 PM (+y/Ru)


No - we are not who she is.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Warm Yourself with Rages and Roars from the Outrage Outlet! at November 14, 2019 02:44 PM (hLRSq)

237 she shoulda stuck with being the Today Show's resident drunk

Posted by: x at November 14, 2019 02:44 PM (nFwvY)

238 >>Isn't Larry Craig mort?


I don't think so.

Buddy of mine grew up with him and described him as an Omni-Sexual.

"Dad wouldn't allow him on the ranch."

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 02:45 PM (4esN9)

239 LOL, just went on Faceybook to snark with a friend of mine.

Posted 'Yeah, but don't mention 'He who shall not be named' or the Facebook Aurors will get ya'

My page is now locked, nothing shows up.

Posted by: Don Quixote, Tilting Madly at November 14, 2019 02:45 PM (NgKpN)

240 IIRC the Red Guard were very prudish.

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at November 14, 2019 02:45 PM (Uu+Jp)

241 When you lost Ono...Oh no!!!!

Posted by: Ted Striker's Polka Hits at November 14, 2019 02:45 PM (7nbjV)

242 Not that I was a member of the Red Guard.

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at November 14, 2019 02:45 PM (Uu+Jp)

243 Cenk Ugyur



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His name is pronounced "Stank Wigger." Don't offend him by mispronouncing it.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 14, 2019 02:44 PM (MaLx6)

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Oh gosh, thanks! And here I've been pronouncing it "Chunk Bigger" all these years.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 14, 2019 02:46 PM (NVYyb)

244 How I'm building up my stock of ammo: Every time I go to the range I buy two boxes of ammo; one to shoot, one to store.

Posted by: An Observation at November 14, 2019 02:46 PM (rpNpp)

245 What's the saying?

I'd rather have 10k rounds and not come close to using it than having 1k rounds and running out.

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 14, 2019 02:46 PM (Q5ALd)

246 If you get in a 1k round firefight, chances that you are headed down to Cabela's for resupply seem slim.

That is the other aspect. You cannot just order more from Amazon if everything goes pear-shaped. Those huge Amazon depots will be one of the first targets for a supply strike.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 02:46 PM (KZzsI)

247 Craig was the Wide Stance guy, right?

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 02:46 PM (4esN9)

248 OT repost:Maybe he's really good at trapping and dis-information. Like some sort of Stable Genius.

Posted by: DaveA at November 14, 2019 02:46 PM (FhXTo)

249 OT:

Does anybody else think this whole "Please don't nominate Elizabeth Warren," by Wall Street movement is bullsh*t?

I smell some kind of "Oh, please don't throw me in the briar patch!" going on. If people in NY and LA and all around Wall and 52nd streets want ALL DEMS, All The Time, let them have it. Good and hard.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at November 14, 2019 02:46 PM (xptlg)

250 IIRC the Red Guard were very prudish.
Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at November 14, 2019 02:45 PM (Uu+Jp)
++++++++++++
During Mao's ineffective engagements with the Japanese during WWII, even the fairly uncommon married couples were kept in separate dorms and barracks.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 14, 2019 02:46 PM (e/H31)

251 I've got 20k rounds....just to be on the safe side.>>
Very few rounds, but bullets, cases, primers and powder?
Posted by: FrodoB, relearning to code at November 14, 2019 02:40 PM (754s

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Ive prolly got 15k loaded in various asorted rifle and pistol rounds. 556 and 9mm and 45 with a smattering of hunting calibers thrown in.

But Ive got at least three 5 gallon buckets of assorted empty brass, At least 2 8# jugs of pistol powder (red dot for now) and at least that many pounds of rifle powder. 4350 and 4198 mostly.

And several cases of primers.

Oh .... and about 200 lbs of of smelted ingots for bullet casting and 600 lbs of assorted lead pipe, flashings and xray barriers just waiting to be smelted into something useful.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2019 02:46 PM (8XRCm)

252 237 she shoulda stuck with being the Today Show's resident drunk
Posted by: x at November 14, 2019


*
*

Hoda Kotb? Unless she's has *extensive* plastic surgery, Hoda Muthana doesn't look anything like Hoda Kotb.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 14, 2019 02:46 PM (Ejm1K)

253 Uygar should be executed for his pro-Rod Stewart propaganda if nothing else.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at November 14, 2019 02:42 PM (oZ6kz)


Hey now - no hating on a guy who's hobby is building a model railroad. Rod has spent years putting one together, I have seen pictures, and it is magnificent.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Warm Yourself with Rages and Roars from the Outrage Outlet! at November 14, 2019 02:47 PM (hLRSq)

254 The first time we ever met, Eric Ciaramella told me Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Congressman Adam Kilgore Shitt, Trout-Like Manfish at November 14, 2019 02:47 PM (NVYyb)

255 Frankly I love fucking twitter.

No - I have never posted on it - I know better. But these self important douche bag lefties are addicted to it, and can't stop letting the Id out of the bag so to speak. They reveal themselves. Over and over. They can't stop it, they can't help it. They signal to everyone what horrible fuck sucking scolds people they actually are.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at November 14, 2019 02:47 PM (noE+3)

256 Tami. Thanks for the TYT link. Very enjoyable.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at November 14, 2019 02:47 PM (N3JsI)

257 His name is pronounced "Stank Wigger." Don't offend him by mispronouncing it.

Stank Whigger? Dang that's one hell of a street name

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 02:47 PM (KZzsI)

258 ah ha ha ha (I was checking EDKH in latin):

Herpesvirus hominis non occidit se ipsum

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 14, 2019 02:47 PM (r+sAi)

259 255 Frankly I love fucking twitter.


Posted by: Inspector Kemp at November 14, 2019 02:47 PM (noE+3)

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Poor, poor twitter.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 14, 2019 02:48 PM (q80AH)

260 56
I also wonder what his dad would be like as an old man in today's world. I could see him being pretty similar to what Morrisey is now.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at November 14, 2019 02:20 PM (N4xQB)


There have been stories for for a long time that John seemed to be turning more conservative toward the end of his life. Supposedly he met Reagan at some public event and they appeared to hit it off.

Posted by: rickl at November 14, 2019 02:48 PM (7vvoJ)

261 Oh .... and about 200 lbs of of smelted ingots for bullet casting and 600 lbs of assorted lead pipe, flashings and xray barriers just waiting to be smelted into something useful.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2019 02:46 PM (8XRCm)
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Just don't have a terrible shmelting accident.

Posted by: Goldmember at November 14, 2019 02:48 PM (3Z6pZ)

262 Has Pencil Neck started reciting Vogon poetry yet?

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at November 14, 2019 02:48 PM (Uu+Jp)

263 Now that we have a corpse school kid where is Camera Hogg?

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 14, 2019 02:48 PM (yRAFu)

264 And Bootyguy is first out of the gate unbiased by any actual knowledge!

Pete Buttigieg@PeteButtigieg
We don't yet have all the details of the horrifying events in Santa Clarita. But we do know that in America today, children are scared to go to school. Parents and teachers are terrified. And that can't stand. It is time to hold the NRA and our leaders in Washington accountable.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 14, 2019 02:48 PM (+y/Ru)

265 fixerupper at November 14, 2019 02:46
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You just made the list buddy!

Posted by: Confressman Swallowell at November 14, 2019 02:48 PM (skkHN)

266 Oh .... and about 200 lbs of of smelted ingots for bullet casting and 600 lbs of assorted lead pipe, flashings and xray barriers just waiting to be smelted into something useful.

So sad it all got lost in that boating accident

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 02:49 PM (KZzsI)

267 Posted by: lurker (the other one, but spelled with a P) at November 14, 2019 02:33 PM (67XdO)

I think I have a pretty good understanding of life expectancy in battle. Once you start shooting, how many change of positions do think you will achieve before you are dead? How much of the stash are you just leaving behind for your enemies to add to their stash?

Numbers alone mean nothing. The more you state you have though means the more likelyhood that joe from the p.d. will know where to look if he wants too.
By all means, keep buying moar ammo and keep posting updates here.

Posted by: too much? at November 14, 2019 02:49 PM (vqIkG)

268 I'd rather have 10k rounds and not come close to using it than having 1k rounds and running out.
Posted by: Easy Andy at November 14, 2019 02:46 PM (Q5ALd)

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Ive shot a thousand in a single range trip before.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2019 02:49 PM (8XRCm)

269 -
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Please list one situation where one person will ever be able to fire 10k rounds at any opposing force?

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No problem.

Posted by: AC-47 Pilot at November 14, 2019 02:49 PM (pMGkg)

270 Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Trump!!

Posted by: George Lincoln Trump at November 14, 2019 02:49 PM (j5f5f)

271
228 Katie's open seat.
Posted by: Galil at November 14, 2019 02:43 PM (Pzzpr)[-i]

"Ah, yeah, Congressperson Hill had a lot of openings."

-- zombie Willie Cicci

Posted by: George Stephanopoulos is an Unbiased Urinalist! Now You Tell One! at November 14, 2019 02:49 PM (pNxlR)

272 Head of the Young Jerks?

Oh, right.

Same either way.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 14, 2019 02:50 PM (O8SrN)

273 Here's a silly question, because I have no idea who the "young Turks" are. They are Never Trumpers, yes? Are they called that because they're followers of Uyghur who is of Turkish background or some other reason?.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 14, 2019 02:50 PM (WI7YS)

274 255 Frankly I love fucking twitter.

Yeah, I used to love fucking facebook , then I got a virus

going back to hoes

Posted by: REDACTED at November 14, 2019 02:50 PM (rpxSz)

275 I think Chunk weighs in at around 300 lbs. ace is being too generous with the 250 guesstimate.



Maybe he is only five feet tall.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 14, 2019 02:50 PM (Zvj7s)

276 Pete Buttigieg@PeteButtigieg
We don't yet have all the details of the horrifying events in Santa Clarita. But we do know that in America today, children are scared to go to school. Parents and teachers are terrified. And that can't stand. It is time to hold the NRA and our leaders in Washington accountable.
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How many people got shot in South Bend last weekend?

Posted by: While you were ponceing about the country at November 14, 2019 02:50 PM (WbxuI)

277 Posted by: George Lincoln Trump at November 14, 2019 02:49 PM (j5f5f)

This one needs the hammer.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 14, 2019 02:50 PM (RD7QR)

278 Now that we have a corpse school kid where is Camera Hogg?

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 14, 2019 02:48 PM (yRAFu)

En route....on his bike.

Posted by: BignJames at November 14, 2019 02:51 PM (X/Pw5)

279 You just made the list buddy!
Posted by: Confressman Swallowell at November 14, 2019 02:48 PM (skkHN)

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Funny that. I make lists too....

Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2019 02:51 PM (8XRCm)

280 Probably California's last well-respected Republican governor, George Dukemajian (sp?) was Armernian.

Posted by: junior at November 14, 2019 02:51 PM (FNdgl)

281 Yeah, someone posted Sabo's latest. He plastered Schiffs district with him in clown makeup and various other "while his state is burning down..." solid points.

Posted by: Ktgreat at November 14, 2019 02:51 PM (f8ilN)

282 (j5f5f)


This monkey amuses me.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 14, 2019 02:51 PM (Zvj7s)

283 >>Here's a silly question, because I have no idea who the "young Turks" are. They are Never Trumpers, yes? Are they called that because they're followers of Uyghur who is of Turkish background or some other reason?.


This is good news. Check out their election night coverage from 2016.


Best thing ever put on youtube.

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 02:51 PM (4esN9)

284 So AOC's puppet master is not happy with her progress, eh?

Posted by: Iblis at November 14, 2019 02:51 PM (9221z)

285 Ive shot a thousand in a single range trip before.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2019 02:49 PM (8XRCm)

That's just 20 white boxes. I can do 5 in less than an hour. ( I like my 33rd Glock mags)

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 14, 2019 02:51 PM (Q5ALd)

286 Are they called that because they're followers of Uyghur who is of Turkish background or some other reason?.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 14, 2019 02:50 PM (WI7YS)
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They're named for the Young Turks who took over the Ottoman Empire in the latter days of WWI.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Young_Turks

Posted by: Goldmember at November 14, 2019 02:51 PM (3Z6pZ)

287 Please list one situation where one person will ever be able to fire 10k rounds at any opposing force?

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No problem.


Posted by: AC-47 Pilot at November 14, 2019 02:49 PM (pMGkg)

You have access to one of those and can afford the ammo?

Posted by: surronded by em. at November 14, 2019 02:52 PM (vqIkG)

288 clean up in aisle 270. The filthy little trolly trolls have arrived.

Posted by: Congressman Adam Kilgore Shitt, Trout-Like Manfish at November 14, 2019 02:52 PM (NVYyb)

289
Why not just call yourselves the Hitler Youth?


He tried to, but found out it was already copyrighted by some garage band.

Posted by: An Observation at November 14, 2019 02:52 PM (rpNpp)

290 273 Here's a silly question, because I have no idea who the "young Turks" are. They are Never Trumpers, yes? Are they called that because they're followers of Uyghur who is of Turkish background or some other reason?.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 14, 2019 02:50 PM (WI7YS)

It's a far-left Youtube show, and yeah the name come from the main guy's background.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at November 14, 2019 02:52 PM (N4xQB)

291 Democrats want to rule, not govern. Every one of their policies will cost you an individual right or your property. I defy you to find otherwise.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at November 14, 2019 02:52 PM (F73W5)

292 Jenny Craig is dead?

Posted by: irright at November 14, 2019 02:53 PM (pMGkg)

293 292 Jenny Craig is dead?

Posted by: irright at November 14, 2019 02:53 PM (pMGkg)

Malnutrition.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 14, 2019 02:53 PM (RD7QR)

294 Interesting, Facey page just unlocked, but my comment which was on a friends post?

GONE.

Real time censorship because I mentioned their COMPANY?

WTF?

Posted by: Don Quixote, Tilting Madly at November 14, 2019 02:53 PM (NgKpN)

295 Off Mike Myers sock.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 14, 2019 02:53 PM (3Z6pZ)

296 Are they not having hearings today?
Are they trying to regroup?
Is Nancy searching for a way out?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PN307ssGLuc

Posted by: Winning at November 14, 2019 02:53 PM (CFSlN)

297 Santa Clarita press conference. Pertinent info regarding shooting given in first minute and the rest has been nothing but pats on the backs. Stations finally cut away

Posted by: Jen the original at November 14, 2019 02:54 PM (96m0f)

298 -
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No problem.




Posted by: AC-47 Pilot at November 14, 2019 02:49 PM (pMGkg)

You have access to one of those and can afford the ammo?


Posted by: surronded by em. at November 14, 2019 02:52 PM

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Not since the canoe accident.

Posted by: irright at November 14, 2019 02:54 PM (pMGkg)

299 256 Tami. Thanks for the TYT link. Very enjoyable.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at November 14, 2019 02:47 PM (N3JsI)

You're welcome...one of my favorites to rewatch.

Posted by: Tami at November 14, 2019 02:54 PM (cF8AT)

300 293 292 Jenny Craig is dead?

whata loss ?

Posted by: REDACTED at November 14, 2019 02:54 PM (rpxSz)

301 Ive shot a thousand in a single range trip before.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2019 02:49 PM (8XRCm)

How many of your targets were firing back?

Posted by: again... at November 14, 2019 02:54 PM (vqIkG)

302 The very concept of having too much ammo is completely ridiculous and I will not respond.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 14, 2019 02:55 PM (1ISKN)

303 Cenk's racist writings from last decade ought to play well in this election. We could point them out and slander him as a closet Republican - which will the kiss of death in California.

Posted by: An Observation at November 14, 2019 02:55 PM (rpNpp)

304 It's a far-left Youtube show, and yeah the name come from the main guy's background.
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter


So, Young Goatfuckers?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2019 02:55 PM (qBbz7)

305 It's a far-left Youtube show, and yeah the name come from the main guy's background.
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at November 14, 2019 02:52 PM (N4xQB)

In the early 20th Century, the "Young Turks" were a group that was going to revive the Ottoman Empire. They finally took over during WW1, and the first thing they did to try to show how enlightened and Progressive they were was to genocide all the Armenians.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2019 02:55 PM (Kpl3J)

306 296 Are they not having hearings today?
Are they trying to regroup?
Is Nancy searching for a way out?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PN307ssGLuc
Posted by: Winning at November 14, 2019 02:53 PM (CFSlN)
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Nope. They had a built in off day to gloat about how they nailed Trump. Instead, they're at the bar, crying in their apple martini.

Posted by: WisRich at November 14, 2019 02:55 PM (G0vdT)

307 But we do know that in America today, children are scared to go to school.

Really? All the children? Some high school student feel asleep in the way to school in the bus my husband drives. That guy probably wasn't scared to go to school.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 14, 2019 02:55 PM (WI7YS)

308 An AoC college sex tape is something I would definitely find interesting.

Posted by: ax Power at November 14, 2019 02:55 PM (q177U)

309 The Redskins are reportedly attending Kaepernick's workout. It would be somewhat amusing to see the 404 errors among the NPCs if their hero signed with the team whose name they won't speak.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at November 14, 2019 02:56 PM (N4xQB)

310 276. Pete A16 year cannot buy a gun. How is this the NRA s fault?

Posted by: Jen the original at November 14, 2019 02:56 PM (96m0f)

311 >>302
The very concept of having too much ammo is completely ridiculous and I will not respond.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe

This.

Posted by: Galil at November 14, 2019 02:56 PM (Pzzpr)

312 Its funny how every shooting brief is about how well municipal government agencies responded. Its like an advertisement. No mention, yet, that everyone knew the kid was a sociopath psycho on prescribed psycho drugs.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 14, 2019 02:56 PM (yRAFu)

313 "Please list one situation where one person will ever be able to fire 10k rounds at any opposing force?"

Got a minute and a half?

Posted by: M61 Vulcan at November 14, 2019 02:56 PM (F73W5)

314 You know when people used to say that these shootings always seemed to be curiously timed to when Dems needed a big distractions I always scoffed, but ... I mean...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 02:56 PM (KZzsI)

315 Gosar could have said her office should ban tuna fish for lunch.

Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at November 14, 2019 02:56 PM (BsCoj)

316 How many of your targets were firing back?
Posted by: again... at November 14, 2019 02:54 PM (vqIkG)

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Ive been shot at before.

Who are you?

Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2019 02:56 PM (8XRCm)

317 Steven Seagal has a new movie out:

https://tinyurl.com/Steven-Seagal-is-Still-Alive

Posted by: Sharkman at November 14, 2019 02:56 PM (IrbWq)

318 I'd vote for Chunk over the freak who can't quit screwing the help or anything else that walks past her.

Posted by: Hellza Poppin at November 14, 2019 02:56 PM (P8jl0)

319 303 Cenk's racist writings from last decade ought to play well in this election. We could point them out and slander him as a closet Republican - which will the kiss of death in California.
Posted by: An Observation at November 14, 2019 02:55 PM (rpNpp)


Too bad the GOP doesn't believe in Oppo Research.

Posted by: Iblis at November 14, 2019 02:57 PM (9221z)

320 Democrats want to rule, not govern. Every one of their policies will cost you an individual right or your property. I defy you to find otherwise.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at November 14, 2019 02:52 PM (F73W5)
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As accidentally revealed by ValJar right before Barky's inauguration, when she said he was "ready to rule". They aren't kidding.

Posted by: Boots at November 14, 2019 02:57 PM (oGBso)

321 The Young Turks meltdown on election night 2016 is the best thing ever. Sure to raise your spirits!

Posted by: IC at November 14, 2019 02:57 PM (a0IVu)

322 267: i'm sure our pd hangs around here looking for ammo updates. pretty sure half of them can't read. spend their time on facefraud. more pictures to view.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 14, 2019 02:57 PM (KP5rU)

323 309 The Redskins are reportedly attending Kaepernick's workout. It would be somewhat amusing to see the 404 errors among the NPCs if their hero signed with the team whose name they won't speak.
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They, like everyone else, is attending so as not to piss off the commissioner. No one wants this poison in their locker room.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 14, 2019 02:57 PM (yRAFu)

324 Why not just call yourselves the Hitler Youth?

He tried to, but found out it was already copyrighted by some garage band.
Posted by: An Observation


Roll in and beat them with clubs until they give up the name.

What? I saw the movie.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2019 02:57 PM (qBbz7)

325 How many of your targets were firing back?

Yeah good point. You're less likely to show trigger discipline and concern over how much this is costing you when someone is shooting back.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 02:57 PM (KZzsI)

326 I presume that Cenk knows that anyone who has ever seen his show won't vote for him, right?

Posted by: West at November 14, 2019 02:57 PM (JtoaC)

327 309 The Redskins are reportedly attending Kaepernick's workout. It would be somewhat amusing to see the 404 errors among the NPCs if their hero signed with the team whose name they won't speak.
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at November 14, 2019 02:56 PM (N4xQB)

If they hired this dickwad I would cut them off completely, and I've been a fan since I was old enough to understand what I was looking at.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 14, 2019 02:58 PM (RD7QR)

328 326 I presume that Cenk knows that anyone who has ever seen his show won't vote for him, right?

Posted by: West at November 14, 2019 02:57 PM (JtoaC)

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Good thing for him.

The only people who've seen his show saw it through Steven Crowder.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 14, 2019 02:58 PM (q80AH)

329 319 303 Cenk's racist writings from last decade ought to play well in this election. We could point them out and slander him as a closet Republican - which will the kiss of death in California.
Posted by: An Observation at November 14, 2019 02:55 PM (rpNpp)

Too bad the GOP doesn't believe in Oppo Research.
Posted by: Iblis at November 14, 2019 02:57 PM (9221z)

CA GOP is just about dead.

Posted by: IC at November 14, 2019 02:58 PM (a0IVu)

330 Has anyone noted that George Papadapoulos has said that he's going to run for Katie Hill's seat also?

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2019 02:58 PM (Kpl3J)

331 329
CA GOP is just about dead.
Posted by: IC at November 14, 2019 02:58 PM (a0IVu)

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"It's only mostly dead!"
-Miracle Max

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 14, 2019 02:59 PM (q80AH)

332 Gosar gets to come to our set's cocktail parties.

Posted by: Max Prophet at November 14, 2019 02:59 PM (q29nF)

333 328 326 I presume that Cenk knows that anyone who has ever seen his show won't vote for him, right?

Posted by: West at November 14, 2019 02:57 PM (JtoaC)

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Good thing for him.

The only people who've seen his show saw it through Steven Crowder.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 14, 2019 02:58 PM (q80AH)

His parody cracks me up. "Time for bacon grease!"

Posted by: Insomniac at November 14, 2019 02:59 PM (NWiLs)

334

The Young Turds have their own channel on Pluto TV.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 14, 2019 02:59 PM (aKsyK)

335 They, like everyone else, is attending so as not to piss off the commissioner. No one wants this poison in their locker room.
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 14, 2019 02:57 PM (yRAFu)

True, I assume this stunt has something to do with the lawsuit they settled and/or the upcoming CBA negotiations.

I can't see any team left to their own devices wanting to sign him, but I wonder if bribes/threats from the league will encourage a team to do so.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at November 14, 2019 02:59 PM (N4xQB)

336 No, CA GOP is about as dead as they get. Time for another party.

Posted by: Max Prophet at November 14, 2019 03:00 PM (q29nF)

337 331 329
CA GOP is just about dead.
Posted by: IC at November 14, 2019 02:58 PM (a0IVu)

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"It's only mostly dead!"
-Miracle Max
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They are preparing to pounce but the feces and needles keeps them at bay

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 14, 2019 03:00 PM (yRAFu)

338 Has anyone noted that George Papadapoulos has said that he's going to run for Katie Hill's seat also?
Posted by: Tom Servo

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George can walk. She'll keep it open and available for anyone that makes the effort to use it.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 14, 2019 03:00 PM (Y4EXg)

339 the redskins, dan snyder, and krappydick are perfect together. he'll flame out faster than rg3. who cares?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 14, 2019 03:00 PM (KP5rU)

340 I kind wish someone would sign Kap. I'd enjoy watching him fail.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 14, 2019 03:01 PM (1ISKN)

341 Once I assume the reins of power, Repukes will be limited to six-ounce Cokes. That's right: SIX FUCKIN' OUNCES, BITCHES!

Posted by: Michael Bloomberg at November 14, 2019 03:01 PM (sWM8x)

342 No, CA GOP is about as dead as they get. Time for another party.
Posted by: Max Prophet at November 14, 2019 03:00 PM (q29nF)
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The stinking carcass was making zombie-like motions when I left over 20 years ago.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 14, 2019 03:01 PM (3Z6pZ)

343 I kind wish someone would sign Kap. I'd enjoy watching him fail.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 14, 2019 03:01 PM (1ISKN)

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Cowboys.

Mark my words.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2019 03:01 PM (8XRCm)

344 "You have access to one of those and can afford the ammo?"

I dunno. There's an MG34 for sale on GB. I believe the cyclic rate will get you to 10k in 10 minutes with a barrel change.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at November 14, 2019 03:01 PM (F73W5)

345 No, CA GOP is about as dead as they get.
Posted by: Max Prophet at November 14, 2019 03:00 PM (q29nF)


Hold my MD 20/20

Posted by: RBG at November 14, 2019 03:02 PM (rpxSz)

346 Too bad the GOP doesn't believe in Oppo Research.

Posted by: Iblis at November 14, 2019 02:57 PM (9221z)


Running and promoting a Pubbie in every election.

Damn the stats get in there and kick sand in their face. Take a stand.

Posted by: Winning at November 14, 2019 03:02 PM (CFSlN)

347 Fake news is really pushing this school 'massacre.'
Who will be the first Republican to say something ignorant about guns?

Posted by: Galil at November 14, 2019 03:02 PM (Pzzpr)

348 Wow. Let's see if the Prog/Leftards start screaming
"No Censorship" at them like they always do whenever they want to
display some pervert's "art" in a gallery somewhere.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 14, 2019 02:27 PM (HaL55)


They won't. The left claims to be all sex-positive, but they HATE porn. They encourage college fairs and courses to expose college students to every kind of deviant act and sex toy imaginable, but PORN is beyond the pale. They're all about teaching kids as young as preschool about penises and vaginas and the various ways they can be joined together, but PORN is evil. Because oppressed women and the male gaze or some bullshit.

As has oft been said: if the regressives didn't have double standards, they'd have no standards at all.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at November 14, 2019 03:02 PM (rP4OC)

349 clean up in @270

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 14, 2019 03:03 PM (NVYyb)

350 Any idea what gun the 15 year old psycho used?

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 14, 2019 03:03 PM (yRAFu)

351 So a Turkish Throuple?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 14, 2019 03:03 PM (DY37T)

352 Here's a silly question, because I have no idea who the "young Turks"
are. They are Never Trumpers, yes? Are they called that because they're
followers of Uyghur who is of Turkish background or some other reason?.


They're radical, far-left Progressive anti-American TV personalities and "influencers." They've begun an org called the Justice Democrats who's mission is to get a shitload of Progs into Congress. Their head dude is Donkey-Chomper's CoS, a former Bernie Bro.

They'd put us in the camps in a heartbeat. Stank Wugger isn't even American, IIRC. They're dangerous and need a SS detail to start tailing them.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 14, 2019 03:03 PM (HaL55)

353 347 Fake news is really pushing this school 'massacre.'
Who will be the first Republican to say something ignorant about guns?
Posted by: Galil at November 14, 2019 03:02 PM (Pzzpr)
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For the MSM, it's better than focusing on yesterday's disaster.

Posted by: WisRich at November 14, 2019 03:03 PM (G0vdT)

354 Love Google!

typed in "CA Shooting" and Google helpfully supplied a google map named "affected area" of the Western half of the US with a big red exclamation point larger than the greater LA area!

Posted by: dIb at November 14, 2019 03:03 PM (VJOLZ)

355 Can you imagine Ace in Congress?

'The chair recognizes the right, gentlelady for Vermont for the next 90 seconds so she can suck my fat balls.'

Posted by: MJ at November 14, 2019 02:34 PM (gAMkn)


Hang it up, folks -- Comment Of The Day

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 14, 2019 03:03 PM (Z4rgH)

356 Gosar seems like he might have peeked in Trump's playbook and not run away sobbing.

Posted by: irright at November 14, 2019 03:04 PM (pMGkg)

357 Any idea what gun the 15 year old psycho used?


An AK15 revolver with the thing that goes up.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 14, 2019 03:04 PM (Zvj7s)

358 RBG is more alive than the CA GOP.

Posted by: IC at November 14, 2019 03:04 PM (a0IVu)

359 "Please list one situation where one person will ever be able to fire 10k rounds at any opposing force?"


If I find myself in a situation like that, I have seriously screwed up.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2019 03:04 PM (qBbz7)

360 Hang it up, folks -- Comment Of The Day

Nah, he'd use deeznuts

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 03:04 PM (KZzsI)

361 >>350
Any idea what gun the 15 year old psycho used?

Assault Zip gun.

Posted by: Galil at November 14, 2019 03:05 PM (Pzzpr)

362 Too bad the GOP doesn't believe in Oppo Research.
A local burg actually bucked the GOPe trend by exposing the sins of the demonrat council persyns running for re-election. Some residents allowed the local GOP to put up billboards on their lawns advertising a webpage that published all the sins of the demonrats that were discovered by simple background check.>
And guess what happened?>
It worked!

Posted by: kallisto at November 14, 2019 03:05 PM (DJFLF)

363 134
LOL review of new Charlie's Angels: its so concerned with being feminist that it forgets to be fun

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 02:30 PM (KZzsI)


Just like with books, if a movie has a lead female protagonist, I won't bother with it. Not worth the SJW snit fit.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at November 14, 2019 03:05 PM (rP4OC)

364 They won't. The left claims to be all sex-positive, but they HATE porn. They encourage college fairs and courses to expose college students to every kind of deviant act and sex toy imaginable, but PORN is beyond the pale. They're all about teaching kids as young as preschool about penises and vaginas and the various ways they can be joined together, but PORN is evil. Because oppressed women and the male gaze or some bullshit.

As has oft been said: if the regressives didn't have double standards, they'd have no standards at all.
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at November 14, 2019 03:02 PM (rP4OC)

It's very strange when you really think about it. Fisting kits for fourth graders is totes fine, but depictions of adults engaged in sex acts, that only adults are legally permitted to view are absolutely terrible and must be purged.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 14, 2019 03:05 PM (NWiLs)

365 Assault Zip gun.
Posted by: Galil at November 14, 2019 03:05 PM (Pzzpr)

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ISWYDT


Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2019 03:05 PM (8XRCm)

366 339 the redskins, dan snyder, and krappydick are perfect together. he'll flame out faster than rg3. who cares?
Posted by: chavez the hugo


RG3 is still in the league, unlike kapernick who simply cannot play

Posted by: x at November 14, 2019 03:05 PM (nFwvY)

367 Any idea what gun the 15 year old psycho used?
Posted by: Puddin Head

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From the press accounts I've seen: a fully automatic, pump action, 5" belt fed, bump stock, clip capable black magazine thingy.

With suppressed chain saw lug.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 14, 2019 03:05 PM (Y4EXg)

368 When the Spawn of Ono mocks you, game over

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 14, 2019 03:05 PM (DY37T)

369 Yeah, I read that as 'Young Turds' also.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 14, 2019 03:06 PM (xSo9G)

370 Any idea what gun the 15 year old psycho used?

I heard from a guy who overheard someone say he had a chainsaw bayonet. And that's better evidence than direct observation, as we all know.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 03:06 PM (KZzsI)

371 I remember when all you needed to buy a gun in CA was a drivers license. It didn't have to be a CA license either.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 14, 2019 03:06 PM (yRAFu)

372 "Any idea what gun the 15 year old psycho used? "

Something with a big sight picture. He was another crazy Asian.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at November 14, 2019 03:06 PM (F73W5)

373 Early reports are saying he used a handgun, so this story will get memory-holed pretty quickly.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at November 14, 2019 03:06 PM (oZ6kz)

374 351 So a Turkish Throuple?
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 14, 2019 03:03 PM (DY37T)

Just imagine the body hair involved.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 14, 2019 03:06 PM (NWiLs)

375 Jalen Hurts is a more durable RGIII. I think he will be the first draft pick.

Fight me!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 14, 2019 03:07 PM (Zvj7s)

376 Appears to be a jealous boyfriend type shooting in that high school.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 14, 2019 03:07 PM (r+sAi)

377 >>Any idea what gun the 15 year old psycho used?


News blurb just stated .45.

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 03:07 PM (4esN9)

378 45 cal. Shot five students then shot himself in the head. Sheriff said magazine was empty so typical six round mag.

Posted by: Jen the original at November 14, 2019 03:07 PM (96m0f)

379 Just like with books, if a movie has a lead female protagonist, I won't bother with it. Not worth the SJW snit fit.

Its so sad, because there was a time when you could just figure it was a movie and enjoy it on its own merits, but now every time its some kind of attempt to make a point or teach a lesson or push a narrative.

Take Zorro. If they did a girl zorro in 1983 people would go "I bet she's hot!" But now its going to be all stupid grrl power feminist crap and obnoxious.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 03:07 PM (KZzsI)

380 Any idea what gun the 15 year old psycho used?
I've heard a .45 and that today was his 16th birthday. 24-hour rule applies, of course.

Posted by: Bert G at November 14, 2019 03:07 PM (Y+/QX)

381 We need common sense 16 year old reforms.

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 03:07 PM (4esN9)

382 been trying to get banned on facebook all morning ... posting shit like eric ciaramella is the whistleblower and epstein shit ... but nothing ? Any ideas ?

Posted by: Jasper Moore at November 14, 2019 03:08 PM (B+t5k)

383 352 Here's a silly question, because I have no idea who the "young Turks"
are. They are Never Trumpers, yes? Are they called that because they're
followers of Uyghur who is of Turkish background or some other reason?.
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They're radical, far-left Progressive anti-American TV personalities and "influencers." They've begun an org called the Justice Democrats who's mission is to get a shitload of Progs into Congress. Their head dude is Donkey-Chomper's CoS, a former Bernie Bro.

They'd put us in the camps in a heartbeat. Stank Wugger isn't even American, IIRC. They're dangerous and need a SS detail to start tailing them.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 14, 2019 03:03 PM (HaL55)


Well said.

Posted by: Winning at November 14, 2019 03:08 PM (CFSlN)

384 In California will high capacity zip+lube guns be banned?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 14, 2019 03:08 PM (DY37T)

385 They, like everyone else, is attending so as not to piss off the commissioner. No one wants this poison in their locker room.
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 14, 2019 02:57 PM (yRAFu)


An HR shithead gave me a sheaf of resumes for a secretarial position. One resume was from a Womyn's Studies major. I just looked at the HR shithead. Sure, let's hire a lawsuit and a shooting pain in the ass. Good thinking.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 14, 2019 03:08 PM (Fao6g)

386 My .45 carries 7 rounds. Eight with one in the pipe.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 14, 2019 03:08 PM (Zvj7s)

387 911's are typically 7 round mag.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2019 03:08 PM (8XRCm)

388 Teachers and students are saying they knew this was coming.

Probably alerted the FBI weeks ago.

Posted by: Galil at November 14, 2019 03:08 PM (Pzzpr)

389 damn... 1911's

Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2019 03:09 PM (8XRCm)

390 "Sheriff said magazine was empty so typical six round mag"

Negative. Typical .45 is 8 rounds.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at November 14, 2019 03:09 PM (F73W5)

391 45 cal. Shot five students then shot himself in the head. Sheriff said magazine was empty so typical six round mag.
Posted by: Jen the original


He would have needed 12 rounds of 9mm.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2019 03:09 PM (qBbz7)

392 I think the "please don't nominate Eliz Warren" ploy is setting the stage for "reasonable" Hillary.

Posted by: artemis at November 14, 2019 03:09 PM (AwPyG)

393 HR shithead

Redundant.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 14, 2019 03:09 PM (NWiLs)

394 Take Zorro. If they did a girl zorro in 1983 people would go "I bet
she's hot!" But now its going to be all stupid grrl power feminist crap
and obnoxious.


Heard this morning here that the new Giant Rat streaming thingy will have some sort of warning for non-NPC/SJW movies.

Good. Those are the ones I'd rather see anyway. Not that they'll ever get a penny from me.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 14, 2019 03:09 PM (HaL55)

395 Insomniac, ereewww

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 14, 2019 03:09 PM (DY37T)

396 He would have needed 12 rounds of 9mm.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2019 03:09 PM (qBbz7)

----

YOU stop that.....

Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2019 03:10 PM (8XRCm)

397 Nood South park

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at November 14, 2019 03:10 PM (rP4OC)

398 Any idea what gun the 15 year old psycho used?
I've heard a .45 and that today was his 16th birthday. 24-hour rule applies, of course.
Posted by: Bert G


It was probably more like a .16 and he just turned 45.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2019 03:10 PM (qBbz7)

399 347 Fake news is really pushing this school 'massacre.'
Who will be the first Republican to say something ignorant about guns?
Posted by: Galil at November 14, 2019 03:02 PM (Pzzpr)

Asian shooter, one death, no evidence of a politically correct motive--it'll be forgotten by tomorrow.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 14, 2019 03:10 PM (RD7QR)

400 389 damn... 1911's
Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2019 03:09 PM (8XRCm)

Yep. Traditionally 7 though lots of 8 round flush mags now too.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 14, 2019 03:10 PM (NWiLs)

401 Because oppressed women and the male gaze or some bullshit.

Because fat, pasty, ugly, shrill women are very small niche fetish and not mainstream.

Posted by: Bert G at November 14, 2019 03:10 PM (Y+/QX)

402 They're radical, far-left Progressive anti-American TV personalities and "influencers." They've begun an org called the Justice Democrats who's mission is to get a shitload of Progs into Congress. Their head dude is Donkey-Chomper's CoS, a former Bernie Bro.

Nice goin', State Department. I'm amazed you didn't admit bin Laden and al-Baghdadi while you were at it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 14, 2019 03:10 PM (Fao6g)

403 Anyone still want to argue 1k vs 10k rounds on hand?
Posted by: lurker (the other one, but spelled with a P)

Doubled down on that quite some time ago.

Posted by: Crusty Uncle Roscoe at November 14, 2019 03:10 PM (jLsPj)

404 and it just goes to show that even in untrained hands, the Yankee Fist still gets the job done.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 14, 2019 03:10 PM (Zvj7s)

405 My .45 carries 7 rounds. Eight with one in the pipe.
Posted by: Grump928(C)
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Moron math. Is there anything it can't do?

;-)

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 14, 2019 03:11 PM (CDGwz)

406 What's the treatment for a Cenk Unger?
..........

overpass and rope

Posted by: wth at November 14, 2019 03:11 PM (v0R5T)

407 Look, an actual demonstrable RACISSS running for Congress in the form of fat Sink Uhger. He named his enterprise in honor of a group of men (The Young Turks) who wanted to commit genocide on a whole race of people, the Armenians. Yet, I would bet every penny I have that not a single MS media outlet will criticize him for it, or call him out for it in any way.

Posted by: Richard Head at November 14, 2019 03:11 PM (LLUXC)

408 If it is true it was 6 rounds and empty, probably a revolver.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 03:11 PM (KZzsI)

409 "267
Posted by: lurker (the other one, but spelled with a P) at November 14, 2019 02:33 PM (67XdO)

I
think I have a pretty good understanding of life expectancy in battle.
Once you start shooting, how many change of positions do think you will
achieve before you are dead? How much of the stash are you just leaving
behind for your enemies to add to their stash?

Numbers alone mean
nothing. The more you state you have though means the more likelyhood
that joe from the p.d. will know where to look if he wants too.
By all means, keep buying moar ammo and keep posting updates here.


Posted by: too much? at November 14, 2019 02:49 PM (vqIkG)"
..
..Politely, as someone who spent a decade carrying arms for a paycheck, I think you're totally missing the point here.
It has nothing to do with "battle", or with "changing positions" and going to different stashes, or with running through a ton of rounds.

A thousand rounds is 3 light loadouts for two people. Then you also need to factor in zeroing, function checks, lost/inaccessible caches, and dropped equipment. 10k rounds is enough to set up half a dozen small, properly sited caches to support either a small household or group of buddies in the event that you can't be caught with it on your premises.
There is a century and a quarter of relevant lessons out there for all terrains and levels of opposition for maintaining the ability to fight with metallic cartridge based stuff.

Posted by: lurker (the other one, but spelled with a P) at November 14, 2019 03:11 PM (67XdO)

410 NOODle-doodle-doo

Posted by: overit at November 14, 2019 03:12 PM (sI15f)

411 Good. Those are the ones I'd rather see anyway. Not that they'll ever get a penny from me.


Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 14, 2019 03:09 PM (HaL55)


Torrents are magic

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at November 14, 2019 03:12 PM (rP4OC)

412 Cenk will make a great congressman! Grading on a curve that won't take much.

Posted by: raimondo at November 14, 2019 03:12 PM (61Cfs)

413 not denigrating rg3. i like the guy. the redskins are where carreers go to die. krappydick's is already dead. shanahan killed rg3's. shanahan is a deformed penis looking guy. also, an asshole.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 14, 2019 03:12 PM (KP5rU)

414 New SOUTH PARK

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at November 14, 2019 03:12 PM (xptlg)

415 My district, who do I vote for now? Not even sure if any sane person is in the running.

Posted by: GT 5.0 at November 14, 2019 03:12 PM (Nk0GK)

416 - content out there.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at November 14, 2019 03:12 PM (xptlg)

417 shanahan is a deformed penis looking guy. also, an asshole.


Taint true!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 14, 2019 03:13 PM (Zvj7s)

418 S&W M586 revolver carries 7 rounds.

Just sayin.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at November 14, 2019 03:13 PM (F73W5)

419 Negative. Typical .45 is 8 rounds.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at November 14, 2019 03:09 PM


Sounds like a Springfield 1911 Officer.

Posted by: Bert G at November 14, 2019 03:14 PM (Y+/QX)

420 When I was sixteen my focus was on getting laid.

If these shooters had ever been close to a girl they wouldn't be doing this dumb stuff. They'd be working to car so they could get laid again.

That's the ticket to happiness - good women and good cars.

Posted by: Winning at November 14, 2019 03:15 PM (CFSlN)

421 Sheriff said they have reviewed a video of the shooting. He pulled handgun out of his backpack and shot students outside of building then himself

Posted by: Jen the original at November 14, 2019 03:15 PM (96m0f)

422 Bitch needs to take another bong rip and chill.

Posted by: Fritz at November 14, 2019 03:21 PM (2Mnv1)

423 45 s come in different magazine sizes. I have one that is a six and one is a seven. My point was this was not an extended or double stack mag.

Posted by: Jen the original at November 14, 2019 03:21 PM (96m0f)

424 382 been trying to get banned on facebook all morning ... posting shit like eric ciaramella is the whistleblower and epstein shit ... but nothing ? Any ideas ?
Posted by: Jasper Moore at November 14, 2019 03:08 PM (B+t5k)
===

Alex Jones, Paul Joseph Watson, Laura Loomer

Posted by: Augustine at November 14, 2019 03:26 PM (BDZWU)

The President, Not Stuffed Shirt Paper-Pushers in the Federal Bureaucracy, Is Invested With the Foreign Policy Power by the Constitution

Sharyl Atkinsson pointing out something so obvious only a Genius Bureaucrat or Elite Journalist could fail to understand and remember it.


The Huffington Post wrote, "State Department officials say Rudy Giuliani’s foreign policy backchannel 'undercut' U.S. policy on Ukraine."

And Ambassador Taylor testified, "The official foreign policy of the United States was undercut by the irregular efforts led by Rudy Giuliani."

There must be some confusion.

Under the U.S. Constitution, it is the president of the United States who determines foreign policy. How can President Trump be "at odds with foreign policy" when he's the one who determines it?

President Trump may well have been altering foreign policy on Ukraine. It should be of no surprise that he wasn't operating "business as usual," since he ran on that platform and has executed it from day one. It's clear that Kent and Taylor didn't like or agree with Trump’s ideas, and believe they know what’s best. Trump rankled, contradicted and “embarrassed” them by operating outside the "regular" chain.

But they seem to miss the fact that their desires are subordinate to the president's. "Official foreign policy," as they called it, is not an independent unmovable-force object that exists outside the president’s authority; it is what the president determines it to be. The diplomats must execute the president's wishes or resign from their posts if they feel they cannot bring themselves to do so.

Partisan Obamabot and self-important softdick Vindman is another of the Best and Brightest managerial class who doesn't understand very simple things.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 01:27 PM




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1 Yo!

Posted by: blake - are you DMV experienced?
at November 14, 2019 01:27 PM (qC1Sy)

2 Sharyl has balls.

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 01:27 PM (4esN9)

3 Deep state trumps Trump!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 14, 2019 01:27 PM (so+oy)

4 Not just playing the Twitter pronoun game. We should also use the opposite-sex bathrooms/locker rooms in whatever businesses/gov't buildings have announced that it is OK to do so.

Posted by: vrf at November 14, 2019 01:27 PM (L8qt4)

5 Cool.

Posted by: blake - are you DMV experienced?
at November 14, 2019 01:28 PM (qC1Sy)

6 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 14, 2019 01:28 PM (q80AH)

7 these fucking guys. I'll tell ya...

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 14, 2019 01:28 PM (NVYyb)

8 "Official foreign policy," as they called it, is not an independent unmovable-force object that exists outside the president's authority;

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"It's not?!?!!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 14, 2019 01:28 PM (q80AH)

9 Can we start executing the State Department?
I like that policy.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at November 14, 2019 01:29 PM (Tt761)

10 And by "official foreign policy" they mean don't encourage investigation for Burisma because Biden.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at November 14, 2019 01:29 PM (nRWPy)

11 Shut up, bigot!!!

Posted by: Dr. T at November 14, 2019 01:29 PM (MKLBv)

12 First: Check
Nood called: Check
Read the Content:

Posted by: blake - are you DMV experienced?
at November 14, 2019 01:29 PM (qC1Sy)

13 >>The diplomats must execute the president's wishes or resign from their posts if they feel they cannot bring themselves to do so.


One other choice : Fire Them.

They don't get to ignore the CoC.

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 01:30 PM (4esN9)

14 10 And by "official foreign policy" they mean don't encourage investigation for Burisma because Biden.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at November 14, 2019 01:29 PM (nRWPy)

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The mission statement of the State Department, as interpreted through precedent by State Department staff.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 14, 2019 01:30 PM (q80AH)

15 The President, Not Stuffed Shirt Paper-Pushers in the Federal Bureaucracy, Is Invested With the Foreign Policy Power by the Constitution

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Dude, it's a living document and that means it don't mean shit.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 14, 2019 01:30 PM (+y/Ru)

16 Echoes of "Trump disclosed classified information!!"

Repeated endlessly by people who didn't understand Trump can unilaterally de-classify information.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 14, 2019 01:30 PM (9t0Zz)

17 Now why the Democrats would think it a good idea to emphasize the butthurt of career bureaucrats over the fact the bureaucrats were not listened to is still lost to me.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Warm Yourself with Rages and Roars from the Outrage Outlet! at November 14, 2019 01:30 PM (hLRSq)

18 Both the guys that testified yesterday were fuckin' nerds. Especially Kent. Can't someone in the hearings give him a swirlie?

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at November 14, 2019 01:30 PM (oZ6kz)

19 Eh, fuck common sense constitutional interpretations.

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at November 14, 2019 01:31 PM (2sCft)

20 The United States has no permanent friends or enemies, just a permanent bureaucracy dictating policy to us and our elected officials.

Posted by: Ersatz at November 14, 2019 01:31 PM (zuVZw)

21
Soooooooo....

John Effin Kerry
Dennis Rodman
Jimmah Karter
and The Reverend Jessie Jackson


...... are all backchannel felons.

RIGHT???

Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2019 01:31 PM (8XRCm)

22 17 Now why the Democrats would think it a good idea to emphasize the butthurt of career bureaucrats over the fact the bureaucrats were not listened to is still lost to me.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Warm Yourself with Rages and Roars from the Outrage Outlet! at November 14, 2019 01:30 PM (hLRSq)

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Because they are desperate, not thinking clearly, and lashing out in an effort to distract from negative news stories that reflect poorly on them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 14, 2019 01:31 PM (q80AH)

23 It's a shame that article is on The Hill - as bad a comment section as DU or DK. Totally poisonous, that's why Solomon left, I think.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2019 01:31 PM (Kpl3J)

24 >> Now why the Democrats would think it a good idea to emphasize the butthurt of career bureaucrats over the fact the bureaucrats were not listened to is still lost to me.


Well, the media see themselves as Firefighters.

... and these guys are their Freedom Fighters.

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 01:32 PM (4esN9)

25 Official foreign policy = the wink wink nod nod agreement Congress-dwellers all have with each other not to mess with each other's grift.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 14, 2019 01:32 PM (9t0Zz)

26 I hate that Taylor shit with the flame of a thousand suns.

Just listening to him...he sounds like a Ukrainian agent.

He does not belong in our government.

Posted by: JEM at November 14, 2019 01:32 PM (8erNz)

27 17. In their bubble, the precious bureaucrats are placed on a high pedestal.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 14, 2019 01:32 PM (wGbBR)

28 Use of trusted advisors as informal emissaries to go around official channels?

Wait til they find out about FDR, they'll be crushed.

Posted by: JPS at November 14, 2019 01:32 PM (GyHlz)

29 These people are as nutty as Bernie Sanders and his rape fantasies.

Posted by: Fritz at November 14, 2019 01:32 PM (wo3c/)

30 As much of a scum bag as Slick Willie was, he had the right idea when he took office - he fired everybody!

Now, that was done mainly to stop the investigations into his criminal wrongdoing in Whitewater and other misdeeds, but it sure stopped the GOP cold.

After 12 years of Republican presidents, there were probably plenty of holdovers who were not on Team Slick Willie. And he cut them off at the knees.

Posted by: Boots at November 14, 2019 01:32 PM (oGBso)

31 21
Soooooooo....

John Effin Kerry
Dennis Rodman
Jimmah Karter
and The Reverend Jessie Jackson


...... are all backchannel felons.

RIGHT???
Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2019 01:31 PM (8XRCm)

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That would be a fun question for a Republican to ask at the next session.

"John Kerry, under only his own authority, has been meeting with Iranian officials, trying to influence how they interact with the United States government. In your opinion, is this better or worse than what Rudy did at the behest of the current president of the United States?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 14, 2019 01:33 PM (q80AH)

32 Well, the media see themselves as Firefighters

More like Firemen of the Fahrenheit 451 type.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 14, 2019 01:33 PM (NWiLs)

33 The diplomats must execute the president's wishes or resign from their posts if they feel they cannot bring themselves to do so.

________


You misspelled forced to commit seppuku or be beheaded, Sharyl -- but I'll settle for resignation.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 14, 2019 01:33 PM (CBwKQ)

34 "The President, Not Stuffed Shirt Paper-Pushers in the Federal Bureaucracy, Is Invested With the Foreign Policy Power..."

Correction. Only a Democrat president.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at November 14, 2019 01:33 PM (H8QX8)

35 How about we nuke Foggy Bottom?

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 01:33 PM (4esN9)

36 Could it possibly be that Trump worked outside the "regular chain" because every link in that chain is a praetorian who has, in his own mind at least, arrogated to himself both gnostic truth and the true, pure power of the executive?

Nah, couldn't be anything like that.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 14, 2019 01:33 PM (e/H31)

37 2 Sharyl has balls.
Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 01:27 PM (4esN9)

_________________________

Sharyl is going to be very financially well off in the not too distant future. Her name will pop up relative to FBI abuses of the NSA meta-data. She's going to have one hell of a civil liberties suit at some point.

Posted by: Orson at November 14, 2019 01:33 PM (49NZX)

38 Things that tell me the Democrats are gone bye-bye:

(1) Focusing attention on an area where Democrats have been getting lots of bribes.
(2) Emphasizing that bureaucrats are upset they aren't being listened to (and who does not love a bureaucrat?)
(3) Putting a pop-eyed pencil-necked geek in charge of everything.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Warm Yourself with Rages and Roars from the Outrage Outlet! at November 14, 2019 01:33 PM (hLRSq)

39 37 2 Sharyl has balls.
Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 01:27 PM (4esN9)

_________________________

Sharyl is going to be very financially well off in the not too distant future. Her name will pop up relative to FBI abuses of the NSA meta-data. She's going to have one hell of a civil liberties suit at some point.
Posted by: Orson at November 14, 2019 01:33 PM (49NZX)

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#twoweeks

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 14, 2019 01:33 PM (q80AH)

40 Literal Bureaucratic Decimation(TM), now more than ever!*





*Free clubs for the first nine customers!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 14, 2019 01:34 PM (RD7QR)

41 I was talking to a buddy today who was mentioning how bad this whole thing could go for the dems if/when it goes to the Senate. He was talking about the subpoenas and testimony that the Senate would put in front of the camera. It made me wonder if there is really is a desire to get it that far. What if all this is designed to never leave the house; especially since I saw 3 dem critters saying Sondland changed his story between closed door examination and the day 1 circus. Maybe Schiff has enough red-state Democrats willing to vote no so that all this really does is lends "credibility" to the lies and narrative so that they can smear Donnie Two Scoops all the way to November with more lies and soundbites from the hearings...
If this has already been talked about, ignore me.... I've been drinking

Posted by: Meathead with a mullet 30 years ago (aka doc-creep) at November 14, 2019 01:34 PM (brdhO)

42 38 Things that tell me the Democrats are gone bye-bye:

(1) Focusing attention on an area where Democrats have been getting lots of bribes.
(2) Emphasizing that bureaucrats are upset they aren't being listened to (and who does not love a bureaucrat?)
(3) Putting a pop-eyed pencil-necked geek in charge of everything.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Warm Yourself with Rages and Roars from the Outrage Outlet! at November 14, 2019 01:33 PM (hLRSq)

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But have you seen the national polls?

Warren is going to beat Trump by 15 points!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 14, 2019 01:34 PM (q80AH)

43 Top 40?

Posted by: CliffClavin at November 14, 2019 01:34 PM (dyCMp)

44 Has anyone asked WHAT policy they had problems with? Got that they had feelz, but what exactly about? Obama wasn't giving them any lethal aid. Are these dorks colluding with Russia???

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at November 14, 2019 01:34 PM (nRWPy)

45 >>Sharyl is going to be very financially well off in the not too distant future.


Is she single?

Is she attractive enough to try and get in early?

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 01:34 PM (4esN9)

46 In other words : LOL get fucked

Posted by: steevy at November 14, 2019 01:34 PM (KNsKs)

47 "President Trump is at odds with American foreign policy."

Translation: President Trump is at odds with the Military-Industrial Complex's foreign policy.

Posted by: Augustine at November 14, 2019 01:35 PM (BDZWU)

48 41 If this has already been talked about, ignore me.... I've been drinking
Posted by: Meathead with a mullet 30 years ago (aka doc-creep) at November 14, 2019 01:34 PM (brdhO)

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Some of us have thought this would never get to the Senate for a while.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 14, 2019 01:35 PM (q80AH)

49 Sharyl is so 18th century

Posted by: REDACTED at November 14, 2019 01:35 PM (rpxSz)

50 23 It's a shame that article is on The Hill - as bad a comment section as DU or DK. Totally poisonous, that's why Solomon left, I think.

Inside the Beltway types or more likely "wanna be" inside the Beltway types.

Posted by: Wendy at November 14, 2019 01:35 PM (bpemY)

51 I'll have to check with Hillary before I know for certain but I'm pretty sure that Sharyl Atkinsson is a Russian asset.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 14, 2019 01:35 PM (+y/Ru)

52 Soooooooo....

John Effin Kerry
Dennis Rodman
Jimmah Karter
and The Reverend Jessie Jackson


...... are all backchannel felons.

RIGHT???
Posted by: fixerupper
========================

Yes

Posted by: Guzalot at November 14, 2019 01:36 PM (prSvo)

53 Because they are desperate, not thinking clearly, and lashing out in an effort to distract from negative news stories that reflect poorly on them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 14, 2019 01:31 PM (q80AH)

After seeing recaps of yesterday's circus, I realize that they haven't planned out any of this at all. They're just jumping into it and hoping that it all works out. I've seen a lot of people try that over the years - it pretty much always ends the same way, no matter what it is they're trying to do.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2019 01:36 PM (Kpl3J)

54 "John Kerry, under only his own authority, has been meeting with Iranian officials, trying to influence how they interact with the United States government. In your opinion, is this better or worse than what Rudy did at the behest of the current president of the United States?"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

If we were a serious nation, John Fucking Kerry would be arrested for treason.

Yes. Iran IS an enemy.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2019 01:36 PM (qBbz7)

55 Why are the media so stupid? Or could it be they're lying? Or both?

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at November 14, 2019 01:36 PM (Uu+Jp)

56 First: Check
Nood called: Check
Read the Content:

Posted by: blake - are you DMV experienced?
at November 14, 2019 01:29 PM (qC1Sy)

why start now?

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 14, 2019 01:36 PM (8D42x)

57 Luckily, there's a job fair in the lobby.

Posted by: Fritz at November 14, 2019 01:36 PM (wo3c/)

58 Every meaningful President used handpicked men to implement foreign policy. None of them trusted the Stat Department. This is not new.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 14, 2019 01:36 PM (yRAFu)

59 I'm just a schlub, but this seems imminently obvious to even me.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 14, 2019 01:36 PM (m45I2)

60 "You're not the boss of me!!"

Posted by: Kent and Taylor at November 14, 2019 01:36 PM (l3+k2)

61 53 After seeing recaps of yesterday's circus, I realize that they haven't planned out any of this at all. They're just jumping into it and hoping that it all works out. I've seen a lot of people try that over the years - it pretty much always ends the same way, no matter what it is they're trying to do.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2019 01:36 PM (Kpl3J)

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Well, Trump keeps getting lucky, so they might as well try it themselves.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 14, 2019 01:36 PM (q80AH)

62 Bring back the Spoils System. The regular purging of the bureaucracy as one party or the other prevents bureaucratic lifers from empire building by preventing bureaucratic lifers from existing.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at November 14, 2019 01:36 PM (J+mig)

63 and yeah, time to fire the entire group.

preferably out of a cannon...

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 14, 2019 01:36 PM (8D42x)

64 Well, the media see themselves as Firefighters


Don't forget that a large number of firefighters end up as convicted arsonists.

Posted by: Bert G at November 14, 2019 01:37 PM (Y+/QX)

65 "But in the past, we've always handled this!!! Damn you how are we going to work out lucrative side deals and kickbacks for our friends if the president does it all???"
--The Deep State

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 01:37 PM (KZzsI)

66 Trump needs to post some job descriptions.

Posted by: BignJames at November 14, 2019 01:37 PM (X/Pw5)

67 66 Trump needs to post some job descriptions.
Posted by: BignJames at November 14, 2019 01:37 PM (X/Pw5)

=========

"Hookers for peeing on Obama's bed..."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 14, 2019 01:37 PM (q80AH)

68 What confuses me is how Ambassador Taylor still has a job, when he clearly is working against the president's will and policies. He cannot do his very basic job of representing the president in foreign nations.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 01:37 PM (KZzsI)

69 62. That is the only real solution. Shrink the govt yes, but the spols system was way better than the permanent, pension seeking entrenched commies we have now.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 14, 2019 01:38 PM (wGbBR)

70 Some of us have thought this would never get to the Senate for a while.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 14, 2019 01:35 PM (q80AH)

I was sure it would until yesterday - I realize I had underestimated Schiff's ability to turn this all into a ridiculous joke, in public.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2019 01:38 PM (Kpl3J)

71
Heard from friend who...
Heard from a frie-e-e-end who-o-o-o....
Heard it from another that Trumps been messing around.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2019 01:38 PM (8XRCm)

72 Eeyore and His Boo-Hoo Orchestra will now play "The Lament of the Career Bureaucrat."

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Warm Yourself with Rages and Roars from the Outrage Outlet! at November 14, 2019 01:38 PM (hLRSq)

73 Every meaningful President used handpicked men to implement foreign policy. None of them trusted the Stat Department. This is not new.
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 14, 2019 01:36 PM (yRAFu)
+++++++++++
I have always laughed at the "hand-picked" thing. No shit. Cabinet secretaries, judges, ambassadors, etc. are selected by the president and outside of the courts they serve at his pleasure.

Of course they're freaking "hand-picked." Would they rather he throw a dart at a random list of names to fill positions?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 14, 2019 01:38 PM (e/H31)

74 Is she single?

Is she attractive enough to try and get in early?
Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 01:34 PM (4esN9)
----------------

No.

Yes.

Posted by: blake - are you DMV experienced?
at November 14, 2019 01:39 PM (qC1Sy)

75 What did Rudy do that they didn't like?


What was it?


He looked into corruption. What else? Anything?

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at November 14, 2019 01:39 PM (nRWPy)

76 >>What confuses me is how Ambassador Taylor still has a job


Send him to Somalia with a shovel and a hammer. Tell him to call us when he has an embassy built.

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 01:39 PM (4esN9)

77 What exactly is the problem with letting government agency officials determine policy?

Posted by: Denver EPA Workers Who Drop Deuces In Hallways at November 14, 2019 01:39 PM (9vQJW)

78 Sheryl is a One.


Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 14, 2019 01:39 PM (ufFY8)

79 What confuses me is how Ambassador Taylor still has a job, when he clearly is working against the president's will and policies. He cannot do his very basic job of representing the president in foreign nations.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 01:37 PM (KZzsI)
++++++++++++
I hope his is one of many, many names on the "fire these bastards the moment this flames out" list.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 14, 2019 01:39 PM (e/H31)

80 Odds of finding Schiff gunned down in front of his apartment building?

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 14, 2019 01:39 PM (yRAFu)

81 76 >>What confuses me is how Ambassador Taylor still has a job


Send him to Somalia with a shovel and a hammer. Tell him to call us when he has an embassy built.
Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 01:39 PM (4esN9)

==========

Send him to Libya to finish Chris Stevens' job of running guns to ISIS.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 14, 2019 01:40 PM (q80AH)

82 63 and yeah, time to fire the entire group.

preferably out of a cannon...
Posted by: SturmToddler at November 14, 2019 01:36 PM (8D42x)
------------

Russians did that with the ashes of a Polish king.

Old ways are the best ways.

Posted by: blake - are you DMV experienced?
at November 14, 2019 01:40 PM (qC1Sy)

83 The President, Not Stuffed Shirt Paper-Pushers in the Federal Bureaucracy, Is Invested With the Foreign Policy Power by the Constitution


Attention Bureaucrats in the Federal Bureaucracy-

Your job is to facilitate the President's Policies.

Not to interfere with them.

If you don't wish to facilitate his policies, then the only honorable (and probably legal) thing to do is to quit.

So.....quit. Ande learn to code.


"Yes, Minister" and "Yes, Prime Minister" were two exaggerated Limey Comedies.

Not instruction manuals for the bureaucratic life.


Not that it requires any great change to prevent these issues.

Step 1: Eliminate all unions for Federal Bureaucrats. You can't serve two masters.

Step 2: Resurrect the Spoils System.

We need responsive bureaucrats. Not unelected, fat, dumb, and lazy bastards frustrating the will of the people willy-nilly.



Posted by: naturalfake at November 14, 2019 01:40 PM (kauXV)

84 Doesn't matter, there's money to be made and an election to win.

Posted by: Orange Man Bad Inc at November 14, 2019 01:40 PM (soOZc)

85 And Sharyl is One also.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 14, 2019 01:41 PM (ufFY8)

86
"But in the past, we've always handled this!!! Damn you how are we going to work out lucrative side deals and kickbacks for our friends if the president does it all???"

-----

THats even harder now that Epstein is dead and he cant launder your ill gotten gains now.

What. You think ...we think... Epstein made billions timing the market???

Nobody is that good.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2019 01:41 PM (8XRCm)

87 How different would the world be if most of our "journalist" did their jobs like Ms Atkinson?

Posted by: Big V at November 14, 2019 01:41 PM (B06Zw)

88 Even most of the media shit heads running around with their hair on fire understand that the President is in charge of Foreign Policy

But they are counting on their audience not knowing,

Posted by: JoeF. at November 14, 2019 01:41 PM (CqE5x)

89 We should also use the opposite-sex bathrooms/locker rooms in whatever businesses/gov't buildings have announced that it is OK to do so.

If enough guys wave their dicks at the wine moms, those policies will change very quickly.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 14, 2019 01:41 PM (ZGrMX)

90 87 How different would the world be if most of our "journalist" did their jobs like Ms Atkinson?
Posted by: Big V at November 14, 2019 01:41 PM (B06Zw)

We would need A LOT more pudding cups.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 14, 2019 01:41 PM (ayFCE)

91 Some of the mutineers in India that massacred civilians got tied to the front of a cannon that was then fired.....

Posted by: steevy at November 14, 2019 01:41 PM (KNsKs)

92 83 >>>

Quit?

But what about MUH PENSION?

Posted by: Allie at November 14, 2019 01:42 PM (sm6Pk)

93 How does Kelly Ann stayed married to her dwarf husband with goofy eyes?

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 14, 2019 01:42 PM (yRAFu)

94 36
Could it possibly be that Trump worked outside the "regular chain"
because every link in that chain is a praetorian who has, in his own
mind at least, arrogated to himself both gnostic truth and the true,
pure power of the executive?



Nah, couldn't be anything like that.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 14, 2019 01:33 PM (e/H31)

________


I've seen speculation that Eric Ciaramella, who didn't kill Epstein BTW, leaked the transcripts of those those first two phone calls Trump had with foreign heads of state. Trump would have been an irresponsible idiot not to subvert these traitors at every turn.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 14, 2019 01:42 PM (CBwKQ)

95 93 How does Kelly Ann stayed married to her dwarf husband with goofy eyes?
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 14, 2019 01:42 PM (yRAFu)

=========

You can't explain love.

Or their sex dungeon.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 14, 2019 01:43 PM (q80AH)

96 "Softdick?"

Not optimal.

Posted by: Adam Schifft at November 14, 2019 01:43 PM (sWM8x)

97 >>How does Kelly Ann stayed married to her dwarf husband with goofy eyes?


The Shame is part of the Kink.

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2019 01:43 PM (4esN9)

98 The best part was the dems "witnesses" didn't actually witness anything.

They we're just butthurt and thought regular Americans would give a shit.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 14, 2019 01:43 PM (xfb67)

99 Attention Bureaucrats in the Federal Bureaucracy-

Your job is to facilitate the President's Policies.
Not to interfere with them.
...
Posted by: naturalfake at November 14, 2019 01:40 PM (kauXV)
++++++++++++++
Don't be so bourgeois and old-fashioned. Our job is to keep the wheels of state turning, and the machine itself pointed int he direction of progress. The president's policies barely factor into it unless our received wisdom and, dare we say it, divine knowledge lead us to know that we need to fight him.

We serve at the pleasure of the state and with the grace of God, and our job is *not* to support the president's policy if we think otherwise.

Posted by: Federal Bureaucrats at November 14, 2019 01:43 PM (e/H31)

100 Brit Hume points out that Vindman's statement is a "fallacy". This argument will not work, because the idiots he's arguing with don't know or care what that even means.

Posted by: Chris M at November 14, 2019 01:44 PM (eAZVt)

101 75 What did Rudy do that they didn't like?
What was it?
He looked into corruption. What else? Anything?
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at November 14, 2019 01:39 PM (nRWPy)

What REALLY pissed them off is that because Rudy is working for Trump privately, as his lawyer, and NOT as a government official, none of the regulations and policies that dems love to use to threaten Govm't employees with apply to him, and any conversations between himself and Trump are shielded from disclosure under Attorney-Client privilege.

Oh but that's just an accident, Trump didn't even realize that was going to be the case when he hired Rudy.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2019 01:44 PM (Kpl3J)

102 93 How does Kelly Ann stayed married to her dwarf husband with goofy eyes?
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 14, 2019 01:42 PM (yRAFu)

She's a practicing Catholic, and "He's an idiot" isn't grounds for annulment in the eyes of the Church.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 14, 2019 01:44 PM (KUaJL)

103 Just listening to him...he sounds like a Ukrainian agent.

He does not belong in our government.
Posted by: JEM at November 14, 2019 01:32 PM (8erNz)

That happens to a lot of people at State. Which is why we need to take a flammenwerfer to that Department.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado) at November 14, 2019 01:44 PM (GvT9q)

104 They must be Christian cows.

3 cows feared dead after being swept away by Hurricane Dorian are spotted on North Carolina Outer Banks

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 14, 2019 01:44 PM (+y/Ru)

105 OT - did Ginsburg show up to work today? Could not find any mention on Scotusblog.

Posted by: IC at November 14, 2019 01:44 PM (a0IVu)

106
How does Kelly Ann stayed married to her dwarf husband with goofy eyes?
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 14, 2019 01:42 PM (yRAFu)

------

Stay married.... share 100% of the assets.

Get unmarried.... own 50% of the assets and pay attorney fees.



.... sometimes its just.... easier.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2019 01:45 PM (8XRCm)

107 Quit?

But what about MUH PENSION?

Posted by: Allie at November 14, 2019 01:42 PM (sm6Pk)



It goes bye-bye.

Bu-u-u-u-u-ut, that's the price of MUH PRINCIPLES.

And MUH HILL TO DIE ON.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 14, 2019 01:45 PM (kauXV)

108 80 Odds of finding Schiff gunned down in front of his apartment building?
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 14, 2019 01:39 PM (yRAFu)

No no no, suicide by multiple gunshot wounds to the head.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 14, 2019 01:45 PM (RD7QR)

109 105 OT - did Ginsburg show up to work today? Could not find any mention on Scotusblog.
Posted by: IC at November 14, 2019 01:44 PM (a0IVu)

Her unspeakably evil spirit attended in her stead.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 14, 2019 01:46 PM (RD7QR)

110 Wait til they find out about FDR, they'll be crushed.

**********

Armand Hammer wasn't just a baking soda brand.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 14, 2019 01:46 PM (m45I2)

111 >>What confuses me is how Ambassador Taylor still has a job

You know what's even more puzzling? Trump put him in that job when he got rid of Yovanovich. Took him away from the George Soros related NGO he was working for and put him in a position to help start this impeachment clown show.

That's a real head scratcher.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 14, 2019 01:46 PM (ZLI7S)

112 Odds of finding Schiff gunned down in front of his apartment building?
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 14, 2019 01:39 PM (yRAFu)


Hillary puts on a cop uniform and guns him down on the steps of the capitol.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at November 14, 2019 01:46 PM (N4xQB)

113 Where are you going, Rep. Schiff?

"To the hill. I'm going to get Trump."

You're getting into a pissing contest with him?

"You bet!"

I just saw him, he drank 24 diet cokes and said "Bring it."

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Warm Yourself with Rages and Roars from the Outrage Outlet! at November 14, 2019 01:46 PM (hLRSq)

114 111 >>What confuses me is how Ambassador Taylor still has a job

You know what's even more puzzling? Trump put him in that job when he got rid of Yovanovich. Took him away from the George Soros related NGO he was working for and put him in a position to help start this impeachment clown show.

That's a real head scratcher.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 14, 2019 01:46 PM (ZLI7S)

=========

Trump is such a dummy dumdum head.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 14, 2019 01:47 PM (q80AH)

115 When the media isn't lying they are probably wrong. No, I'm sorry, they are invariably wrong.
Ana Navarro, for instance, has been wrong in every food choice she's made in her life.

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at November 14, 2019 01:47 PM (Uu+Jp)

116 Two "diplomats" talking about defense policies that are none of their business. Why isn't the DoD stepping forward to let the DoS know they should back off?

Posted by: None shall pass at November 14, 2019 01:47 PM (JdcHc)

117 3 cows feared dead after being swept away by Hurricane Dorian are spotted on North Carolina Outer Banks
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 14, 2019 01:44 PM (+y/Ru)

I don't think we're in Cowsas anymore, Toto.

Posted by: A Puzzled Cow at November 14, 2019 01:47 PM (/sgva)

118 Presidents come and go but the State Department is forever.

What this entire nervous breakdown since about 2 a.m. on 11.9.16 has been about is the notion that the Mandarin class does not have divine authority to rule.

They simply do not, and will not, accept that Trump is President.

No.

He isn't.

Lalalalala he's not legitimate so nothing he does is legitimate and how dare you question that!

It would be funnier if it weren't so dangerous.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 14, 2019 01:47 PM (mf5HN)

119 OT: I've recently been reading up on a sex cult from the 80's called The Finders. What makes it interesting is that the CIA not only knew about it but was assisting in their sex trafficking of children for the purposes of gathering "intelligence."

I don't even know why some people still hold the intelligence community in such high esteem and get triggered when anyone questions what they say. It's just another reason why the ruling class must be destroyed. They are all evil.

Posted by: Augustine at November 14, 2019 01:48 PM (BDZWU)

120 Just boggles the mind that a new President can go against the established foreign policy!

Here's a fun exercise from not too long ago. So the established foreign policy consensus in Iraq circa 2011 was that leaving would create a vacuum for terrorists to operate.

Obama went against the wishes of his Sec of Def and most military advisers (war mongers not dedicated, non-partisan bureaucrats) for purely political purposes.....

He needed to fulfill his big campaign promise of getting us out of Iraq. Hmmm what was coming up the following year?

Posted by: bif at November 14, 2019 01:48 PM (aiyac)

121 >>Trump is such a dummy dumdum head.

Seems more like checkers than 9th dimensional chess but what do I know, I'm a cement head.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 14, 2019 01:48 PM (ZLI7S)

122 54 "John Kerry, under only his own authority, has been meeting with Iranian officials, trying to influence how they interact with the United States government. In your opinion, is this better or worse than what Rudy did at the behest of the current president of the United States?"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

If we were a serious nation, John Fucking Kerry would be arrested for treason.

Yes. Iran IS an enemy.
Posted by: rickb223

not to mention when his lost his first congressional run and used that rejection by the voters as a mandate to appoint himself as Emissary to North Vietnam.

Posted by: x at November 14, 2019 01:48 PM (nFwvY)

123 There should be thousands of sedition and out right treason tribunals going on now.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at November 14, 2019 01:48 PM (pw+jk)

124 They must be Christian cows.

3 cows feared dead after being swept away by Hurricane Dorian are spotted on North Carolina Outer Banks
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 14, 2019 01:44 PM (+y/Ru)

We know how to sim, you pantywaists....

Posted by: Cows at November 14, 2019 01:48 PM (CqE5x)

125 You know what's even more puzzling? Trump put him in that job when he got rid of Yovanovich. Took him away from the George Soros related NGO he was working for and put him in a position to help start this impeachment clown show.

That's a real head scratcher.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 14, 2019 01:46 PM (ZLI7S)
+++++++++++++++
It's Trump, so there are two reasonable explanations:
1) It was a terrible staffing decision, of which he has had many.
2) He was a plant to force this issue and burn down the Dems.

I am going with door #1.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 14, 2019 01:48 PM (e/H31)

126 3 cows feared dead after being swept away by Hurricane Dorian are spotted on North Carolina Outer Banks

*****

Meh. They'll be drowned by 2075.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 14, 2019 01:48 PM (m45I2)

127
I don't think we're in Cowsas anymore, Toto.
Posted by: A Puzzled Cow at November 14, 2019 01:47 PM (/sgva)

------

Well.... we're "Out of Africa" too.

~Toto

Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2019 01:48 PM (8XRCm)

128 Another day of this, and they'll be toast.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 14, 2019 01:49 PM (WFct5)

129 If enough guys wave their dicks at the wine moms, those policies will change very quickly.
>>
wine moms may like it...

Posted by: FrodoB, relearning to code at November 14, 2019 01:49 PM (754s8)

130 The FBI once seized a child pornography distribution website and then proceeded to operate it from the FBI for several years to gather "intelligence."

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 14, 2019 01:50 PM (xfb67)

131 3 cows feared dead after being swept away by Hurricane Dorian are spotted on North Carolina Outer Banks
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 14, 2019 01:44 PM (+y/Ru)



Fart methane.

Reap the Global Warming Whirlwind.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 14, 2019 01:50 PM (kauXV)

132 >>It's Trump, so there are two reasonable explanations:
1) It was a terrible staffing decision, of which he has had many.
2) He was a plant to force this issue and burn down the Dems.

>>I am going with door #1.

If Trump keeps fucking up this way he may just win the biggest landslide since Reagan bent Mondale over.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 14, 2019 01:50 PM (ZLI7S)

133 I preferred it when Billy Carter utilized his back channel skillz with Libya.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 14, 2019 01:50 PM (DY3v8)

134 Ana Navarro, for instance, has been wrong in every food choice she's made in her life.

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at November 14, 2019 01:47 PM (Uu+Jp)

===
Depends on her goals. If becoming a porcine figured bitch, it was very, very successful.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at November 14, 2019 01:50 PM (pw+jk)

135 Eat moar chiken.

Posted by: The Cows Of Chick-Fil-A at November 14, 2019 01:50 PM (Z2naF)

136 Well, yes, definitionally, the President IS US Foreign Policy.

But, we live in a world where the Supreme Court can declare Constitutional Amendments unconstitutional.

Posted by: blaster at November 14, 2019 01:51 PM (9VeU0)

137 "She's a practicing Catholic, and "He's an idiot" isn't grounds for annulment in the eyes of the Church.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously"


She can still divorce him for being an a-hole. The Church does not expect someone to stay with such an emotionally abusive spouse. Now, the re-marriage is where the Catholic thing becomes tricky.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 14, 2019 01:51 PM (OD2ni)

138 Why isn't the DoD stepping forward to let the DoS know they should back off?
Posted by: None shall pass at November 14, 2019 01:47 PM (JdcHc)

State has controlled defense transfers until now, giving them power over DoD. Not now!

A little noticed thing happened this week. Trump took ITAR away from State and gave it to Commerce. Which just tickled my balls.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado) at November 14, 2019 01:51 PM (GvT9q)

139 If Trump keeps fucking up this way he may just win the biggest landslide since Reagan bent Mondale over.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 14, 2019 01:50 PM (ZLI7S)


But the Democrats are super-geniuses! Just listen to them, they'll tell you that!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Warm Yourself with Rages and Roars from the Outrage Outlet! at November 14, 2019 01:51 PM (hLRSq)

140 You know what's even more puzzling? Trump put him in that job when he got rid of Yovanovich.

I think Trump is not very good at hiring. Its obvious from the many, many bad hires he's done. At first you could kind of blame "bad advice from GOPe people he relied on for a transition team" but by now its just obvious that he's putting almost no thought or effort into most of his hires and relying on other people's input then rubber stamping it.

I mean, its not easy to find any non-leftist who won't try to destroy America and betray him in the state department, but Ukraine doesn't exactly justify our top ambassadorial staff. And for over a century the job of ambassador has typically gone to a political ally, that's how Joe freakin' Kennedy got to be the ambassador to the UK.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 01:51 PM (KZzsI)

141 You know what's even more puzzling? Trump put him in that job when he got rid of Yovanovich. Took him away from the George Soros related NGO he was working for and put him in a position to help start this impeachment clown show.

That's a real head scratcher.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 14, 2019 01:46 PM (ZLI7S)

---

This circles back to what has been one of Trump's biggest obstacles all along. There just aren't that many people with the right experience and connections to get top federal jobs that are also on-board with America First.

As such, he's hired a lot of Bush retreads that had the right connections, and they keep the wheels of the Deep State turning.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at November 14, 2019 01:51 PM (N4xQB)

142
Soooooooo....

John Effin Kerry
Dennis Rodman
Jimmah Karter
and The Reverend Jessie Jackson


...... are all backchannel felons.

RIGHT???
Posted by: fixerupper








Supposedly, Bill Clinton was privately ENRAGED at the Peanut Farmer when he went to North Korea in the 90s and presented that bullshit nuke agreement as if it was official US policy. But Clinton was pussy enough to just acquiesce rather than publicly disavow Carter.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 14, 2019 01:51 PM (kw0bd)

143 We know how to sim, you pantywaists....
Posted by: Cows at November 14, 2019 01:48 PM (CqE5x)


The chickens didn't make it.
Bwahahaha!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at November 14, 2019 01:52 PM (axyOa)

144 "Ana Navarro, for instance, has been wrong in every food choice she's made in her life.

Posted by: N.L. Urke"


You shut your whore mouth!!!

Posted by: Krispy Kreme at November 14, 2019 01:52 PM (OD2ni)

145 If enough guys wave their dicks at the wine moms, those policies will change very quickly.

The Paolo is, how you say, more subtle in his approach.

Posted by: Paolo at November 14, 2019 01:52 PM (Z2naF)

146 Partisan Obamabot and self-important softdick Vindman is another of the Best and Brightest managerial class who doesn't understand very simple things.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 01:27 PM

Oh, they understand just fine.
They're the resistance, remember?
And that's why there needs to be a bullet riddled wall somewhere soon.

Posted by: Zombie Epstein at November 14, 2019 01:52 PM (z79tQ)

147 Vindman, and his attorney, need to be doing a deep dive into the UCMJ.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 14, 2019 01:52 PM (axyOa)

148 It's funny, if you look at prog websites and MSM sites (same thing) you see that they are all absolutely certain that Trump will be impeached any day now, since the Evidence is just so darn good.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2019 01:53 PM (Kpl3J)

149 If Trump keeps fucking up this way he may just win the biggest landslide since Reagan bent Mondale over.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 14, 2019 01:50 PM (ZLI7S)
+++++++++++
I hope so. I think the reason that some of Trump's bad staffing choices haven't burned him too badly is twofold:
1) He fires them quickly when they don't work out
2) He isn't giving them ammunition to succeed in their real mission.

If Trump was who his enemies think he is (that is, a crook), these people would be able to contain him through much less than they have already done. But he doesn't seem to be a crook, so it just keeps failing and blowing up on them.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 14, 2019 01:53 PM (e/H31)

150 @144 ... quantity has a quality all its own.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 14, 2019 01:53 PM (DY3v8)

151 It's Trump, so there are two reasonable explanations:
1) It was a terrible staffing decision, of which he has had many.


I have no clue what is in Trump's brain.

I would never have hired most of his Cabinet, because "fire all my direct reports and all THEIR direct reports" would have been the first priority I'd have wanted during the interview.

But he's still the best we've had in two decades. I don't get this.

Posted by: JEM at November 14, 2019 01:53 PM (8erNz)

152 144 "Ana Navarro, for instance, has been wrong in every food choice she's made in her life.
Posted by: N.L. Urke"
You shut your whore mouth!!!
Posted by: Krispy Kreme at November 14, 2019 01:52 PM (OD2ni)

That's Navarro's problem, she can't.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2019 01:54 PM (Kpl3J)

153 I guess even Weissman thought the DEMS shat the bed yesterday.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 14, 2019 01:54 PM (wGbBR)

154 146 Partisan Obamabot and self-important softdick Vindman is another of the Best and Brightest managerial class who doesn't understand very simple things.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 01:27 PM

Oh, they understand just fine.
They're the resistance, remember?
And that's why there needs to be a bullet riddled wall somewhere soon.
Posted by: Zombie Epstein at November 14, 2019 01:52 PM (z79tQ)

Let's see how well they can resist volleys of 5.56 mm.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 14, 2019 01:54 PM (RD7QR)

155 And fuckin Pelosi said that Trump needs to realize he can't do what ever he wants.
When in reality with the exception of high crime an misdemeanors...he can do what ever the fuck he wants!

The swamp is really starting to reveal itself , now more than ever.

Let the scum swirl down the drain.






Posted by: dananjcon at November 14, 2019 01:54 PM (u6xw0)

156 The FBI once seized a child pornography distribution website and then proceeded to operate it from the FBI for several years to gather "intelligence."

Yeah they do that a lot. They even create and run their own child porn websites in order to catch pedos. But at what point does it turn from a sting into just a corrupt criminal operation? Its one thing to sell pretend weed to someone or run a fake pawn shop but they had real websites with real child porn on them. That's just indefensible at a moral and legal level, I don't care who you bust.

Law enforcement has a real problem with "but this makes it easier to get the bad guys" justification of really awful, immoral, and unconstitutional behavior.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 01:54 PM (KZzsI)

157 "Ana Navarro, for instance, has been wrong in every food choice she's made in her life.

Posted by: N.L. Urke"


She seems to be on the same diet as Rachael Ray, except Rachael was pretty cute at one point.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 14, 2019 01:54 PM (OD2ni)

158 The President, Not Stuffed Shirt Paper-Pushers in the Federal Bureaucracy, Is Invested With the Foreign Policy Power by the Constitution

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 01:27 PM

OVERRULED!

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at November 14, 2019 01:54 PM (htJYU)

159 148 It's funny, if you look at prog websites and MSM sites (same thing) you see that they are all absolutely certain that Trump will be impeached any day now, since the Evidence is just so darn good.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2019 01:53 PM (Kpl3J)

==========

Are they taking whip counts of red district Democratic Representatives to see how they will vote?

Are there interviews of Democrats who represent districts that went 10 points for Trump about the testimony delivered yesterday?

That would be good information to have if impeachment was definitely going to pass.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 14, 2019 01:55 PM (q80AH)

160 Posted by: Augustine at November 14, 2019 01:48 PM (BDZWU)
The FBI also helped in squashing investigations started by local LE, when it related to the Finders. I read this in a US News and World Report from the early 1980s.
This rot runs very long and deep.

Posted by: kallisto at November 14, 2019 01:55 PM (DJFLF)

161 They're just mad that Trump didn't give them an opportunity to sabotage his efforts.

Posted by: Emmie at November 14, 2019 01:55 PM (i/wJA)

162 This is why the impeachment circus shitshow is rediculous. The president has wide authority and latitude as CIC and in foreign policy. The dims just can't get past the fact they lost the election.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at November 14, 2019 01:55 PM (0OmEj)

163


These shitheads need something to talk about, some kind of fucking drama all the time.

This is it, it'll be something else soon.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at November 14, 2019 01:55 PM (ikxxu)

164 Softdick Vindman looks like an old Iron Curtain East Euro strongman in his Parade Outfit.
Marshall Tito Jr.

Posted by: Barney Fife at November 14, 2019 01:55 PM (YTBIQ)

165 Hillary puts on a cop uniform and guns him down on the steps of the capitol.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at November 14, 2019 01:46 PM


Hillary Blarton: National Mall Cop?

Posted by: Bert G at November 14, 2019 01:55 PM (Y+/QX)

166 162 This is why the impeachment circus shitshow is rediculous. The president has wide authority and latitude as CIC and in foreign policy. The dims just can't get past the fact they lost the election.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at November 14, 2019 01:55 PM (0OmEj)

========

To be fair:

It seemed obvious the Johnson had the authority to fire Stanton and that the law that limited him was silly nonsense.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 14, 2019 01:56 PM (q80AH)

167 Let the scum swirl down the drain.
Posted by: dananjcon

Now, now...Judge Andrew Napolitano disagrees. What a disgrace that man is.

Posted by: Cheri at November 14, 2019 01:56 PM (oiNtH)

168
There is a great scene in The Last Emperor in which all the eunuchs were expelled from the Imperial Palace in Beijing and, as they exit, they are carrying their severed and dried testes with them.

This needs to be repeated at Foggy Bottom, now.

Posted by: George Stephanopoulos is an Unbiased Urinalist! Now You Tell One! at November 14, 2019 01:57 PM (pNxlR)

169 @156 ... not to mention it continues to exploit the children by keeping their images online. Seems like a contractual violation as they didn't sign over their rights.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 14, 2019 01:57 PM (DY3v8)

170 We should also use the opposite-sex bathrooms/locker rooms in whatever businesses/gov't buildings have announced that it is OK to do so.

If enough guys wave their dicks at the wine moms, those policies will change very quickly.
Posted by: Ian S.



Remember to use the sinks as urinals.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2019 01:57 PM (qBbz7)

171 168
There is a great scene in The Last Emperor in which all the eunuchs were expelled from the Imperial Palace in Beijing and, as they exit, they are carrying their severed and dried testes with them.

This needs to be repeated at Foggy Bottom, now.
Posted by: George Stephanopoulos is an Unbiased Urinalist! Now You Tell One! at November 14, 2019 01:57 PM (pNxlR)

But first, the severing.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 14, 2019 01:57 PM (RD7QR)

172 Law enforcement has a real problem with "but this
makes it easier to get the bad guys" justification of really awful,
immoral, and unconstitutional behavior.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 01:54 PM (KZzsI)

It's not just LE that's enabling child pedo rings.
I read a front page article in the dead tree NYT about victims of child sex abuse being haunted for years due to the videos made of their abuse still being out there and available to other perverts and deviant criminals. Big Tech has been very slow about removing this ongoing torture chamber from the interwebs.

Posted by: kallisto at November 14, 2019 01:57 PM (DJFLF)

173 "Ana Navarro, for instance, has been wrong in every food choice she's made in her life.

Posted by: N.L. Urke"


The owners of Old Country Buffet have nightmares about Ana Navarro and Jim Swift coming in together.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 14, 2019 01:58 PM (OD2ni)

174 The FBI once seized a child pornography distribution website and then proceeded to operate it from the FBI for several years to gather "intelligence."

Just look at all the evil shit the FBI turned a blind eye to in the Whitey Bulger case. Bulger got them some wins, so they protected him.

I wonder what sort of mental gymnastics they have to perform to keep telling themselves, "We can't roll up these thousands of pedos now, just think of all the thousands who will get away!" At some point, you have to go bust some heads and tip your hand.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 14, 2019 01:59 PM (9t0Zz)

175
That would be a fun question for a Republican to ask at the next session.



"John Kerry, under only his own authority, has been meeting with
Iranian officials, trying to influence how they interact with the United
States government. In your opinion, is this better or worse than what
Rudy did at the behest of the current president of the United States?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 14, 2019 01:33 PM (q80AH)

ITS FUNNY CASE NANCY PELOSI TRAVELED TO SYRIA TO BROKER HER OWN FOREIGN POLICY DEAL RIGHT BEFORE TRUMP ENDED BARKY'S FIASCO

Posted by: Ben Rothlisbergergler at November 14, 2019 01:59 PM (ymnmz)

176 >>They're just mad that Trump didn't give them an opportunity to sabotage his efforts.

By exposing them.

By this time tomorrow it will be blindingly obvious to even the most obtuse that in fact there are many in the bureaucracy who believe they really run the government, not the people we elect.

A month ago we were called whack job, conspiracy theorists for claiming there was a Deep State subverting the will of the people. Today the Deep State is telling everyone Your damn right we called the Code Red.

And we are talking about Ukraine.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 14, 2019 01:59 PM (ZLI7S)

177 You know what's even more puzzling? Trump put him in that job when he got rid of Yovanovich. Took him away from the George Soros related NGO he was working for and put him in a position to help start this impeachment clown show.

--

Maybe somebody needs to do a workup chart on a Deep State Soros Ties Family and Friends Tree so he can refer to it and see who to automatically eject.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at November 14, 2019 01:59 PM (JoUsr)

178 Remember to use the sinks as urinals.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2019 01:57 PM (qBbz7)

And footbaths. And messily blow you nose into them, too.

Posted by: Achmed M'hammad Mohammed at November 14, 2019 01:59 PM (/sgva)

179 Judd Legum@JuddLegum
Replying to @JuddLegum
3. One thing that has changed since Kavanaugh's confirmation is that the evidence against Kavanaugh has gotten STRONGER.

-
Imaginary evidence, is there anything it can't do?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 14, 2019 01:59 PM (+y/Ru)

180 NYT article about child victims at the mercy of Big Tech:
>>
https://tinyurl.com/y39v4pxd

Posted by: kallisto at November 14, 2019 01:59 PM (DJFLF)

181 Ironically, it's the State Department that has, time and again, subverted Trump's official US foreign policy.
So, once again, the Left is doing exactly what it accuses the right of doing.

Is it possible that that is what this whole kerfuffle is about? Trump knew the Deep State was subverting official policy and found ways around it - and the Deep State is now attempting to punish him for it.

Posted by: 29Victor at November 14, 2019 01:59 PM (BJKQV)

182 They're gonna keep stomping their feet until someone turns those damn machines back on!

Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at November 14, 2019 02:00 PM (X+a7J)

183 I understand the current Dem argument is that it was wrong for Trump to do what he did because it would potentially help his chances in the election.

The impeachment circus is all about helping Dems in the election. Why is it okay for them?

Posted by: Emmie at November 14, 2019 02:00 PM (i/wJA)

184 When your own staff is sabotaging your directives, and you CAN'T fire them?

You have to go to outside channels to get things done.

Look at what Kelly and Tillerson have said they were doing. Putting in obstacles (via processes) to what the President wanted done.

The whole damn government from DOJ (under Sessions), to DHS, and even unto the Military (transexuals serving) have slowed the rate of change, sometimes stopping it cold.

Posted by: Don Quixote, Tilting Madly at November 14, 2019 02:00 PM (NgKpN)

185 All of this Biden, Kerry and other crime families financial corruption with Ukraine and the subsequent money laundering has been leaked which one would think would be a huge story and yet nothing. I really don't know what it would take to get through to the public about the true state of things.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 14, 2019 02:00 PM (r+sAi)

186 178 Remember to use the sinks as urinals.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2019 01:57 PM (qBbz7)

And footbaths. And messily blow you nose into them, too.
Posted by: Achmed M'hammad Mohammed at November 14, 2019 01:59 PM (/sgva)

You're not supposed to do that? Whoops.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 14, 2019 02:00 PM (RD7QR)

187 Donkey chompers accidently lets the truth slip out

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/348397/

Posted by: steevy at November 14, 2019 02:00 PM (KNsKs)

188 That would be good information to have if impeachment was definitely going to pass.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 14, 2019 01:55 PM (q80AH)

Oh, you and your weird fascination with real world facts.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2019 02:00 PM (Kpl3J)

189 Hillary puts on a cop uniform and guns him down on the steps of the capitol.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at November 14, 2019 01:46 PM

Hillary Blarton: National Mall Cop?
Posted by: Bert G at November 14, 2019 01:55 PM (Y+/QX)

LOL! I was referencing Al Neri in The Godfather, but the image of Hildawg trying to escape the crime scene on a segway is just too funny

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at November 14, 2019 02:01 PM (N4xQB)

190 155
And fuckin Pelosi said that Trump needs to realize he can't do what ever he wants.
When in reality with the exception of high crime an misdemeanors...he can do what ever the fuck he wants!

The swamp is really starting to reveal itself , now more than ever.

Let the scum swirl down the drain.








Posted by: dananjcon at November 14, 2019 01:54 PM (u6xw0)


ITS FUNNY CAUSE TRUMP TOOK HER JUNKET PLANE AWAY FROM HER A WHILE BACK AND SHE IS STILL PISSED ABOUT IT.

Posted by: Ben Rothlisbergergler at November 14, 2019 02:01 PM (ymnmz)

191 Remember to use the sinks as urinals.

Always do!

*finger guns*

Posted by: bonhomme at November 14, 2019 02:01 PM (9t0Zz)

192 "Judd Legum@JuddLegum
Replying to @JuddLegum
3. One thing that has changed since Kavanaugh's confirmation is that the evidence against Kavanaugh has gotten STRONGER."


Sometimes I wonder if Judd Legum is really a conservative caricature of a progressive soy boy from Brooklyn. Almost too perfect. He makes Chris Hayes seem macho.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 14, 2019 02:01 PM (OD2ni)

193 It's Attkisson, no "n" before the 'son'


Did you read the comments under the The Hill article? I'm more and more convinced there must be leftist squadrons of disinformation comments posters with instructions to sway public online opinion. It's almost as if commenting is useless now because of them.

Posted by: Sphynx at November 14, 2019 02:02 PM (rXie1)

194 95
93 How does Kelly Ann stayed married to her dwarf husband with goofy eyes?
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 14, 2019 01:42 PM (yRAFu)



=========



You can't explain love.



Or their sex dungeon.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 14, 2019 01:43 PM (q80AH)

_______


*snort*

Actually, that explains a lot ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 14, 2019 02:02 PM (CBwKQ)

195 When your own staff is sabotaging your directives, and you CAN'T fire them?


Can you transfer them? Or their whole department? With public explanations as to why?
Because if we worked together and YOU got the entire department moved to South Dakota, I'd lead the blanket party.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2019 02:02 PM (qBbz7)

196 The impeachment circus is all about helping Dems in the election. Why is it okay for them?

Posted by: Emmie at November 14, 2019 02:00 PM (i/wJA)

Because Gaslight Media covers for them?

Posted by: kallisto at November 14, 2019 02:03 PM (DJFLF)

197 I read a front page article in the dead tree NYT about victims of child sex abuse being haunted for years due to the videos made of their abuse still being out there and available to other perverts and deviant criminals.

Well I mean, where did you think the FBI got its content for those websites?

The impeachment circus is all about helping Dems in the election. Why is it okay for them?

Yeah, the same as "you can't investigate us!!!" while screaming "no one is above the law!!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 02:03 PM (KZzsI)

198 desocking, for future reference

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 14, 2019 02:03 PM (/sgva)

199 187
Donkey chompers accidently lets the truth slip out



https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/348397/

Posted by: steevy at November 14, 2019 02:00 PM (KNsKs)


All this just because they are all butt hurt they lost an election. Someone tell Chuck Todd that that is in fact, a fact. And that is what a fact looks like.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 14, 2019 02:03 PM (ymnmz)

200 It's not just LE that's enabling child pedo rings.
I read a front page article in the dead tree NYT about victims of child sex abuse being haunted for years due to the videos made of their abuse still being out there and available to other perverts and deviant criminals. Big Tech has been very slow about removing this ongoing torture chamber from the interwebs.
Posted by: kallisto at November 14, 2019 01:57 PM (DJFLF)

funny how big Tech can find and censor any mention of Voldymorts name (The whistleblower who cannot be named),

Yet can't seem to find child porn.

Posted by: Don Quixote, Tilting Madly at November 14, 2019 02:03 PM (NgKpN)

201 I'm more and more convinced there must be leftist squadrons of
disinformation comments posters with instructions to sway public online
opinion.
>>Hey! Whatever happened to Lerking Lerker?

Posted by: kallisto at November 14, 2019 02:04 PM (DJFLF)

202 funny how big Tech can find and censor any mention of Voldymorts name (The whistleblower who cannot be named),

Yet can't seem to find child porn.
Posted by: Don Quixote


If they'd just look on their own computers....

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2019 02:04 PM (qBbz7)

203 I hope i can remember just a few of aces insults when I get into dissing match with some lob asshole.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'if you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of oher people' at November 14, 2019 02:05 PM (IGJk8)

204 Thats right Ben, Trump deserved THREE SCOOPS for that stunt and Pelosi is a crazy, miserable ole Bitch!

Posted by: dananjcon at November 14, 2019 02:05 PM (u6xw0)

205 So the inbred ingrate's elected Trump who now wants to rebuild our foreign policy . . .what to do what to do?

Ignore Trump and do what we want to do -

Constitution Smontitution!

Posted by: State Department Bow Tie wearing Children at November 14, 2019 02:05 PM (ICwma)

206 "This is not just about something that has occurred, this is about preventing a potentially disastrous outcome from occurring next year"
--AOC, being honest


When your own staff is sabotaging your directives, and you CAN'T fire them?

I'm not convinced he cannot, only that it would be politically difficult.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 02:05 PM (KZzsI)

207 195 When your own staff is sabotaging your directives, and you CAN'T fire them?


Can you transfer them? Or their whole department? With public explanations as to why?
Because if we worked together and YOU got the entire department moved to South Dakota, I'd lead the blanket party.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2019 02:02 PM (qBbz7)

So airdrop the State Department and enough building supplies to construct a headquarters onto the prairie in South Dakota (in mid-November) and tell them to start building before the snow gets heavy? I endorse this plan.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 14, 2019 02:05 PM (RD7QR)

208 funny how big Tech can find and censor any mention of Voldymorts name (The whistleblower who cannot be named),

Yet can't seem to find child porn.
Posted by: Don Quixote, Tilting Madly at November 14, 2019 02:03 PM (NgKpN)

Somebody needs to promote the new scalp deodorant: HairWick Charmarella.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 14, 2019 02:05 PM (/sgva)

209 "Donkey chompers accidently lets the truth slip out

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/348397/
Posted by: steevy"


Yet so-called conservatives like Noah Rothman and Jonah Goldberg are taking this charade seriously (pretending anyway). I am starting to agree that they are not dupes, but are in on the con.*


*The Bulwark crew like Swift, Sykes and Last have always been in on the con.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 14, 2019 02:05 PM (OD2ni)

210 Yet can't seem to find child porn.

Posted by: Don Quixote, Tilting Madly at November 14, 2019 02:03 PM (NgKpN)

Their cover story is that the laws for transmitting those images is so stringent that even AI capabilities sharing the files for discovery and ultimately deletion, would run afoul of the law.
>>that's their story anyway

Posted by: kallisto at November 14, 2019 02:05 PM (DJFLF)

211 192
"Judd Legum@JuddLegum

Replying to @JuddLegum

3. One thing that has changed since Kavanaugh's confirmation is that the evidence against Kavanaugh has gotten STRONGER."





Sometimes I wonder if Judd Legum is really a conservative caricature
of a progressive soy boy from Brooklyn. Almost too perfect. He makes
Chris Hayes seem macho.



Posted by: Benji Carver at November 14, 2019 02:01 PM (OD2ni)


Aaaaaaaaaand the evidence iiiissssssss????? Fact free statement there buddy.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 14, 2019 02:05 PM (ymnmz)

212 I couldn't fathom why not one of the Republican representatives didn't ask the simple question, "Mr. Beurocrat, who ultimately determines US foreign policy?"

Posted by: Atyrix at November 14, 2019 02:05 PM (A8F2A)

213 funny how big Tech can find and censor any mention of Voldymorts name (The whistleblower who cannot be named),

Yet can't seem to find child porn.


Yeah, its almost as if there's a question of motivation.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 02:05 PM (KZzsI)

214 Foreign policy on Ukraine should be run and monitored by parties who are not directly tied to or related to Ukraine. Hence, Peruvian and Equadorian specialists should be able to handle Ukrainian diplomacy.
Are US diplomats so incompetent that they cannot use basic tools and adapt to a nation they were not specifically trained to serve?
After all, Deplorable mechanics trained on a Ford line of trucks are able to quickly get up to speed on a sporty Fiat.

Diplomacy is not rocket science.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at November 14, 2019 02:06 PM (e1mEI)

215 Heh,

TheHill:
Pelosi refers to Sinclair's Rosen as 'Mr. Republican Talking Points' over whistleblower question.

What's next? "Okay Mr. Smarty pants"


Posted by: WisRich at November 14, 2019 02:06 PM (G0vdT)

216 So quid pro quo didn't work so now it's bribery

Posted by: It's me donna at November 14, 2019 02:06 PM (6XlcD)

217 If we are fortunate enough to get a second Trump term, let's hope POTUS uses his ballsy panache and fires the shit out of these pompous incompetents in State, DOJ and the IC. Civil Service be damned, let the courts sort that out (and ignore them).

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 14, 2019 02:06 PM (iw59Q)

218 We need to answer Lenin's best question:

"Who decides?"

President = Constitutional with consent of the governed.

Swamp = Third world shithole.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 14, 2019 02:07 PM (u82oZ)

219 216
So quid pro quo didn't work so now it's bribery

Posted by: It's me donna at November 14, 2019 02:06 PM (6XlcD)

>>Yes, the DNC Braintrust decided that "quid pro quo" sounds to much like an Italian seafood dish, to the proles.

Posted by: kallisto at November 14, 2019 02:07 PM (DJFLF)

220 "Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them."

--George Orwell

Posted by: Sharkman at November 14, 2019 02:07 PM (IrbWq)

221 Replying to @JuddLegum

I knew I recognized that name! I looked him up, he still brags about being a "Founding Editor of Think Progress" - yep, that's the lefty Hillary loving site that died in September. (I looked that up, too, he he, last new post there is from September 5th, dead as a doornail since then.)

Oh, and guess what JuddLegum is doing now? Well like ALL failed pundits, he's writing his own newsletter and trying to get people to subscribe to it! Hmm, where have I heard that business plan lately???

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2019 02:08 PM (Kpl3J)

222 214:

"Are US diplomats so incompetent that they cannot use basic tools and adapt to a nation they were not specifically trained to serve?"

Yes.

Fire the shit out of them.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 14, 2019 02:08 PM (iw59Q)

223 219 216
So quid pro quo didn't work so now it's bribery

Posted by: It's me donna at November 14, 2019 02:06 PM (6XlcD)
>>Yes, the DNC Braintrust decided that "quid pro quo" sounds to much like an Italian seafood dish, to the proles.
Posted by: kallisto at November 14, 2019 02:07 PM (DJFLF)

That's the stuff with the things, right?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 14, 2019 02:08 PM (RD7QR)

224 funny how big Tech can find and censor any mention of Voldymorts name (The whistleblower who cannot be named)

Apples and orangutans.

1. The name is plain text. Searching for it is trivial.
2. Almost all of the removals they're doing are on their own platform. Facebook is scrubbing Facebook. Twatter is scrubbing Twatter.
3. The videos exist on pedos computers. Scrubbing every version in every format would require deep access into every computer on the planet.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 14, 2019 02:08 PM (9t0Zz)

225 This is why the impeachment circus shitshow is rediculous. The president has wide authority and latitude as CIC and in foreign policy. The dims just can't get past the fact they lost the election.
========
Every word

if dims=deepstate

Posted by: State Department Bow Tie wearing Children at November 14, 2019 02:09 PM (+uxWE)

226 "Judd Legum@JuddLegum
Replying to @JuddLegum
3. One thing that has changed since


And Leon is getting laarrrgggeeerr!!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at November 14, 2019 02:09 PM (axyOa)

227 Its actually Quid Pro Quibery. They gotta remain consistent.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'if you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of oher people' at November 14, 2019 02:09 PM (IGJk8)

228 Funny how big Tech can find and censor any mention of Voldymorts name (The whistleblower who cannot be named),

Yet can't seem to find child porn.

Yeah, its almost as if there's a question of motivation.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 02:05 PM


Tech be hard, yo.

Posted by: The Zuck at November 14, 2019 02:09 PM (Z2naF)

229 From Drudge:

REPORT: 70% Of Americans Struggling Financially...

-
Worst economy ever!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 14, 2019 02:10 PM (+y/Ru)

230 When your hearings are shit
And the Senate will acquit
That's a Schiff Show

Posted by: JackStraw at November 14, 2019 02:10 PM (ZLI7S)

231 Oh, and guess what JuddLegum is doing now? Well like ALL failed pundits, he's writing his own newsletter and trying to get people to subscribe to it! Hmm, where have I heard that business plan lately???
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2019 02:08 PM (Kpl3J)

Somebody needs to respond: "I came here to kick ass, and chew Juddlegum, and I'm all out of ass."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 14, 2019 02:10 PM (/sgva)

232 Hot DEM newness is "secret ballot vote to convic"t in the Senate, so that all the GOP Senators who dislike Trump can vote to remove him... and their constituents out in dumbfuckistan will never figure out who sold 'em out!

A simple majority in the Senate can opt for a secret ballot, & the DEMs figure they can find 3 brave GOPe who will put country ahead of party & vote with DEMs for a secret ballot.

They say Romney, Murkowski & a traitor to be named later. They could be right about this, too.

Posted by: mnw at November 14, 2019 02:10 PM (Cssks)

233 That's the stuff with the things, right?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 14, 2019 02:08 PM (RD7QR)

>>Yeah, and we eat it after we do that thing we talked about the other day.

Posted by: kallisto at November 14, 2019 02:10 PM (DJFLF)

234 So are Drudge acolytes called Drudge packers?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'if you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of oher people' at November 14, 2019 02:10 PM (IGJk8)

235 Unfortunately, Congress has a hard time jumping Vindman about this, because 90% of all Congressmen (both parties) think THEY should be making foreign policy decisions.

Posted by: Ted K. at November 14, 2019 02:10 PM (FJYfm)

236 "Trump took ITAR away..."
Didn't know that. Great news.

Posted by: None shall pass at November 14, 2019 02:11 PM (JdcHc)

237 So quid pro quo didn't work so now it's bribery

Posted by: It's me donna at November 14, 2019 02:06 PM


Someone with a bigger footprint than me needs to be pointing out that, based on their own definition, Congress is guilty en masse of "quid pro quo" and "bribery" every time they tie conditions to funding, e.g. "raise the drinking age or we're withholding your federal highway funding".

Posted by: Bert G at November 14, 2019 02:11 PM (Y+/QX)

238 111:

"You know what's even more puzzling? Trump put him in that job when he got rid of Yovanovich. Took him away from the George Soros related NGO he was working for and put him in a position to help start this impeachment clown show.

That's a real head scratcher."

Trump needs to Deep Six the striped pants moron who recommended Taylor. Then do Taylor.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 14, 2019 02:11 PM (iw59Q)

239
From Drudge:

REPORT: 70% Of Americans Struggling Financially...


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Untreatable Syphilitic infections WILL rot your brain eventually.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2019 02:11 PM (8XRCm)

240 232 Hot DEM newness is "secret ballot vote to convic"t in the Senate, so that all the GOP Senators who dislike Trump can vote to remove him... and their constituents out in dumbfuckistan will never figure out who sold 'em out!

A simple majority in the Senate can opt for a secret ballot, & the DEMs figure they can find 3 brave GOPe who will put country ahead of party & vote with DEMs for a secret ballot.

They say Romney, Murkowski & a traitor to be named later. They could be right about this, too.

Posted by: mnw at November 14, 2019 02:10 PM (Cssks)

It's basically an invitation to the GOP squishes to revel in their cowardice, which means it's very likely to succeed.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 14, 2019 02:11 PM (RD7QR)

241 I've been yelling this since the beginning. Even if the President did everything they are accusing him of doing , which he's not, so what.

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 14, 2019 02:11 PM (Q5ALd)

242 Hot DEM newness is "secret ballot vote to convic"t in the Senate, so that all the GOP Senators who dislike Trump can vote to remove him

As it stands right now, the Dems have been told by the Senate leadership that they will immediately cancel any trial if the GOP cannot call any of their own witnesses. Which is entirely proper since its not an indictment if only one side gets to present a case.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 02:12 PM (KZzsI)

243 "Donkey chompers accidently lets the truth slip out



https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/348397/

Posted by: steevy"


I see she has learned a new word - emoluments- that she slings around like the word racism without even knowing what it is. She will get it confused with emulsifiers, which are responsible for global warming.

Posted by: Ripley at November 14, 2019 02:12 PM (MxEKc)

244 The president serves at the pleasure of the deep state.

US foreign policy was set by president emeritus Obama. Any change to that policy is arbitrary and capricious.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 14, 2019 02:12 PM (qkStt)

245
Hot DEM newness is "secret ballot vote to convic"t in the Senate, so
that all the GOP Senators who dislike Trump can vote to remove him...
and their constituents out in dumbfuckistan will never figure out who
sold 'em out!


>
Mitch has been signaling a full tilt Senate trial, so once again this excellent demunist plan is just the stuff of fever dreams.

Posted by: kallisto at November 14, 2019 02:12 PM (DJFLF)

246 Scrubbing every version in every format would require deep access into every computer on the planet.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 14, 2019 02:08 PM


We have detected virus activities on your computer.

Posted by: Windows Support in Mumbai at November 14, 2019 02:12 PM (Z2naF)

247 From Drudge:

REPORT: 70% Of Americans Struggling Financially...

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What an idiot. 70% of Americans have ALWAYS been struggling financially. And struggle is a relative word.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 14, 2019 02:12 PM (axyOa)

248 NOOD

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 14, 2019 02:13 PM (CBwKQ)

249 Obama did so much more against US interests with his foreign policy than the previous five Presidents combined.

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 14, 2019 02:13 PM (Q5ALd)

250 Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at November 14, 2019 02:06 PM (e1mEI)


There are many secondary sources on "The Wonderful Republic of Gonadia" that they can read to get up to speed on the place they are being air freighted to.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Warm Yourself with Rages and Roars from the Outrage Outlet! at November 14, 2019 02:13 PM (hLRSq)

251 232
Hot DEM newness is "secret ballot vote to convic"t in the Senate, so
that all the GOP Senators who dislike Trump can vote to remove him...
and their constituents out in dumbfuckistan will never figure out who
sold 'em out!



A simple majority in the Senate can opt for a secret ballot,
the DEMs figure they can find 3 brave GOPe who will put country ahead of
party vote with DEMs for a secret ballot.



They say Romney, Murkowski a traitor to be named later. They could be right about this, too.





Posted by: mnw at November 14, 2019 02:10 PM (Cssks)

bananas getcher bananas right here.

Everything the Dems do has to be hidden an opaque and a gross will to power.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 14, 2019 02:13 PM (ymnmz)

252 The word the Democrats are looking for, but seem either too stupid or ignorant to grok, is "blackmail." Not "bribery."

Bribery is when you offer something to get a result. Its black mail when you threaten to withhold or do something to punish someone if they will not give you the result.

Nancy Pelosi is out trying out "coverup" too but everyone is scratching their heads on that one.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 02:13 PM (KZzsI)

253 I've been yelling this since the beginning. Even if the President did everything they are accusing him of doing , which he's not, so what.
Posted by: Easy Andy at November 14, 2019 02:11 PM (Q5ALd)

Reminiscent of the Clarence Thomas hearings. HE MADE A JOKE ABOUT A PUBIC HAIR ON A CAN OF COKE?!?!? Why, that's...well, it's not what my Mom would have done, but it's not sexual harassment. Can we vote now?

Posted by: Ted K. at November 14, 2019 02:14 PM (FJYfm)

254 If we were a serious nation, John F****** Kerry would be arrested shot for treason.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2019 01:36 PM (qBbz7)

FIFY

Posted by: Fox2! at November 14, 2019 02:14 PM (Lrxq8)

255 237 So quid pro quo didn't work so now it's bribery

Posted by: It's me donna at November 14, 2019 02:06 PM

Someone with a bigger footprint than me needs to be pointing out that, based on their own definition, Congress is guilty en masse of "quid pro quo" and "bribery" every time they tie conditions to funding, e.g. "raise the drinking age or we're withholding your federal highway funding".
Posted by: Bert G at November 14, 2019 02:11 PM (Y+/QX)

Someone has already pointed out publicly that EVERY dime of aid we have given to Ukraine since it came into existence has been tied to specific demands we have made of them. The bribery claim is idiotic, it won't work.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2019 02:14 PM (Kpl3J)

256 They claim the DOJ is independant from the President so why not the State Department? Soon they will claim the CIA is independent...

Posted by: Wodun at November 14, 2019 02:15 PM (aSbtk)

257 "As it stands right now, the Dems have been told by the Senate leadership that they will immediately cancel any trial if the GOP cannot call any of their own witnesses. Which is entirely proper since its not an indictment if only one side gets to present a case.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor"


It will be hilarious watching the Dem/Media/Bulwark alliance pea cocking about Schiff being able to make his own rules reverse course when it is McConnell's turn. If the process were not so unfair and damaging to the country, impeachment would almost be worth it for that

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 14, 2019 02:15 PM (OD2ni)

258 Hot DEM newness is "secret ballot vote to convic"t in the Senate, so that all the GOP Senators who dislike Trump can vote to remove him... and their constituents out in dumbfuckistan will never figure out who sold 'em out!


Hmmm...and perhaps the members of the 42nd Street Militia of Dumbfuckistan will hold their own secret ballot.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 14, 2019 02:15 PM (axyOa)

259 "251 232
Hot DEM newness is "secret ballot vote to convic"t in the Senate, so
that all the GOP Senators who dislike Trump can vote to remove him...
and their constituents out in dumbfuckistan will never figure out who
sold 'em out!



A simple majority in the Senate can opt for a secret ballot,
the DEMs figure they can find 3 brave GOPe who will put country ahead of
party vote with DEMs for a secret ballot.



They say Romney, Murkowski a traitor to be named later. They could be right about this, too.





Posted by: mnw at November 14, 2019 02:10 PM (Cssks)

bananas getcher bananas right here.

Everything the Dems do has to be hidden an opaque and a gross will to power."

There's always a reservoir, dwindling but still there, of GOP retards like Romney and Murkowski, to simultaneously virtue signal and shoot their dick.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 14, 2019 02:16 PM (iw59Q)

260 Odds of finding Schiff gunned down in front of his apartment building?
Posted by: Puddin Head

Getten better every day.

Posted by: Crusty Uncle Roscoe at November 14, 2019 02:16 PM (jLsPj)

261 Just a follow up to the last thread, it's really a misunderstanding to think the transgender issue is more common in men. New cases of girls coming as transgender has exploded by something close to 1000%. It's spreading rapidly in a manner very similar to anorexia in the 80's. But unlike anorexia, they are encouraged to transition by most psychiatrists and medical professionals.

Posted by: Max Power at November 14, 2019 02:16 PM (q177U)

262 Ahem...Drudge is a paid for loser whore who doesn't know his ass from his elbow.

Posted by: Stephen Moore & Jamie Dimon at November 14, 2019 02:16 PM (u6xw0)

263 She will get it confused with emulsifiers, which are responsible for global warming.
Posted by: Ripley at November 14, 2019 02:12 PM


We discussed achieving cohesiveness using paste on the ONT.

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 14, 2019 02:16 PM (Z2naF)

264 A month ago we were called whack job, conspiracy theorists for claiming there was a Deep State subverting the will of the people. Today the Deep State is telling everyone Your damn right we called the Code Red.

And we are talking about Ukraine.
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Wonderfully made point.

Ironic that a liberal wrote that scene to demonize a military officer, and, as it typical, it is actually projection by the liberal writer.




Posted by: simplemind at November 14, 2019 02:17 PM (waqst)

265 "Hot DEM newness is "secret ballot vote to convic"t in the Senate, so that all the GOP Senators who dislike Trump can vote to remove him... and their constituents out in dumbfuckistan will never figure out who sold 'em out!"


This will work like trying to convince electors to change their votes from Trump to Hillary worked! Or telling Congress not to certify the election results! Or Emoluments! Stormy Daniels! Wait, wait, don't go away I have more hare-brained schemes of utter desperation that are sure to get rid of the Golden Scalp Weasel!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Warm Yourself with Rages and Roars from the Outrage Outlet! at November 14, 2019 02:17 PM (hLRSq)

266 Just when you think shit couldn't get more outlandish, the martyrdom of Schiff would send us all hurling into another celestial orbit.

Posted by: Stephen Moore & Jamie Dimon at November 14, 2019 02:18 PM (u6xw0)

267 247 From Drudge:

REPORT: 70% Of Americans Struggling Financially...

***

What an idiot. 70% of Americans have ALWAYS been struggling financially. And struggle is a relative word.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 14, 2019 02:12 PM (axyOa)

For G-d's sake, spend America! Spend like the wind! For tomorrow we bankrupt!

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at November 14, 2019 02:19 PM (e1mEI)

268 Geeze... the sock are extra stocky today.

Posted by: dananjcon at November 14, 2019 02:20 PM (u6xw0)

269 stocky and sticky.

I'm done...BBL

Posted by: dananjcon at November 14, 2019 02:21 PM (u6xw0)

270 229 From Drudge:

REPORT: 70% Of Americans Struggling Financially...
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Worst economy ever!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler
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What is this dredge you speak of - never heard of it. And the headline is missing ...in democrat run cities.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at November 14, 2019 02:23 PM (sA0t4)

271 too late to work within the system too early to shoot the bastard . . .


a stitch in time, saves nine!

Posted by: poor richard at November 14, 2019 02:26 PM (cWfVB)

272 The problem with people, who are career bureaucrats, who think they, not the President, determine what foreign policy is - is that when they were in high school the football team didn't drag them into the girl's restroom and dunk their heads in the toilets while the cheerleaders laughed at them.
This needed to be done not because the football players were bullies - but because the future bureaucrats are industrial strength douche bags and desperately needed to learn that fact.

Posted by: An Observation at November 14, 2019 02:26 PM (rpNpp)

273 Nood.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 14, 2019 02:28 PM (ayFCE)

274 Maybe he's really good at trapping and dis-information. Like some sort of Stable Genius.

Posted by: DaveA at November 14, 2019 02:28 PM (FhXTo)

275 Jack Straw #230

You just dated yourself. And so did I. Well done, Sir.

Posted by: macthenaif at November 14, 2019 02:29 PM (EGbdG)

276 REPORT: 70% Of Americans Struggling Financially...
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who is reporting this

how is "struggling" defined? Not making sufficient income to require payment of federal income tax?

I vividly recall the news during Reagan's term telling for years that the country was failing night after night. It became ridiculous when most people knew multiple people out of work under Carter who had started working again about two years into Reagan.

A tyranny of slander, lies and defamation.

Posted by: simplemind at November 14, 2019 02:32 PM (ICwma)

277 @166
I agree. From my knowledge of the period the Johnson impeachment is much closer to the current dynamic than Nixon or Clinton. Johnson was an abrasive a-hole and to many in Congress he seemed backsliding on the overall war aims of the Union, and so the Congress drummed up a lot of legislative (unconstitutional) traps like the Tenure in Office Act so they could say "gotcha" and impeach primarily because they couldn't stand the guy or his policy.

But then you had a number of Congressmen in both parties who stepped back from the brink and considered the precedent of conviction over political aims to be a bridge too far. I have less confidence in the historical perspective and principal of today's legislators. I don't think Trump will be convicted and I'd say its even money if the House even "impeaches" on the current trajectory, but the comparison is interesting.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at November 14, 2019 02:33 PM (koNhm)

278 I don't think Trump will be convicted and I'd say its even money if the House even "impeaches" on the current trajectory, but the comparison is interesting.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at November 14, 2019 02:33 PM (koNhm)

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In order to keep this out of the incapable and devious hands of the Senate, I hope you are right, and Nancy can get this under control, and keep it in the House. But I don't think she can. She's too weak.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 14, 2019 02:37 PM (9zpat)

279 Exactly my thinking.

If trump decides to have Rudy go to Ukraine and have private conversation with the president...so? He can conduct his foreign policy any way he wants. Full stop. He can also sack any ambassador he wants.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at November 14, 2019 02:51 PM (noE+3)

280 Time to clean house. Here's what I'd do: charge Eric Cartman -- I mean Ciaramella -- with perjury and lying on the WB form. If he's not a WB, don't let them treat him as one. That would start things unraveling and the whole Schiff show would have to be shut down by Democrats in order to retain any credibility. Pelosi should resign for being such a patsy, and Schiff should be tarred and feathered and run out on a rail -- by Democrats.

Posted by: Starboardhelm at November 14, 2019 02:56 PM (hOtJL)

281 It's basically an invitation to the GOP squishes to revel in their cowardice, which means it's very likely to succeed.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 14, 2019 02:11 PM (RD7QR)

Even Romney is not dumb enough to fall for that.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 14, 2019 03:08 PM (nAiE/)

282 Well, by their own beliefs, The Left is and *should always be* the default Ruler-Of-Everything.

Over at Neo's they were talking about the absolute impossibility of communication between groups of people who have differing First Principles. (It was couched as "people who have different Realities", but it's the same thing.)

If I and my group believe we are Divinity Itself walking amongst lesser beings, we are not going to engage those lesser beings on points of policy. (We don't ask cattle if they want to be tonight's dinner, either.)

On the other hand, if my group believes that we are not Divine, but fundamentally weak-and-stupid, we approach life and governance in a much different way.

This difference in outlook goes back to the time of Moses.
"OK, the Lord has delivered us; here are the rules that God says we should live by."


Posted by: Doo-Dah, Doo-Dah at November 14, 2019 04:02 PM (tCciS)

283 Ocasio-Cortez likes her e-words.
Externalities, Emulsifiers, Emoluments, Epstein didn't kill himself, Eh, you already knew that last one....

Posted by: Still Another Zap Rowsdower at November 14, 2019 04:09 PM (P/ALc)

284 ((woopsie, who moved my Enter key?))

"These are the rules we should live by" said Moses

"We want a king. Where is our king. GIVE US A KING", said the newly freed people.

"You don't need a king. These are the rules, follow them, you are free, no longer slaves, and God promises the fullness of the earth to you if you act according to his rule. You don't need a king; why would you want to be slaves to a king when you just received freedom after generations of slavery?"

But "We Want A King" was still the clamor of the people.

It seems to me that's the Eternal Tension between people: some want to rule, and some want to BE ruled (it makes life so much easier- the guys on top get their way; the peons don't have to worry about making decisions, and they get to whine and threaten the social order when bad times hit).
Then there are those OTHER people who want to make their own rules and live their own lives and suffer or profit from the consequences of their choices.

ETERNAL. TENSION. And for some reason, this tension is bubbling up all around the world in our current era...

Posted by: Doo-Dah, Doo-Dah at November 14, 2019 04:15 PM (tCciS)

285 Foggy Bottom needs brought to heel. Trump is doing that and they can't stand it.


Posted by: portlandon at November 14, 2019 05:06 PM (+oR7L)

286 Bribery???? I think when the founders thought of High Crimes, they thought of "Bribery". Basically at that time Benedict Arnold was bribed by the Brits with money, a Command in their army and property in England (things of value) otherwise he would not have committed treason. I believe this is the Bribery they thought about, selling out on the U.S., not paying other countries to do our bidding. That happens on a daily basis in many countries. They need to be careful because they received bribes in many ways, such as gifts, kids hired for huge money (Biden) and the Clinton Foundation to name a few. Trump has not committed bribery and Epstein did not kill himself.

Posted by: Kemo at November 14, 2019 06:10 PM (Hs6uk)

Alt-Right Nazi Hillary Clinton Expresses Caution About Whether Transwomen Are Really Women; Says Society Needs Time to Figure This Out

I call her an alt-right Nazi because I have been assured by the official keepers of permissible discourse -- our social media monopolist masters -- that questioning whether trans "women" are actually women is proof positive that one is an incel manbaby who hates women and loves guns.

But there you go.

Chelsea Clinton defended the idea that those men can become women, while her mother struck a more cautionary note.

"I do think there is a legitimate concern about women's lived experience and the importance of recognizing that, and also the importance of recognizing the self-identification [of people who identify as transgender]," said the elder Clinton woman. "This is all relatively new. People are still trying to find the language for it, trying to sort it out. I think in the right mindset this can be understood, but it's going to take some time."

I got the link -- and the headline -- from Tim Pool, who sarcastically calls this Hillary going "FULL FAR RIGHT."

Can I ask again why Democrat presidential candidates are never asked difficult questions about this, like whether trans "women" should be permitted to elect to go to women's prisons, or if trans "women" should be permitted to beat the shit out of actual women in Olympic judo matches?

Strange -- seems the supposedly unbiased and very professional media has no interest in asking Democrats wedge-issue questions that might cause friction between their activist ultra-woke base and the moderates/independents they'll need to win elections.

Meanwhile, the media had a freak-out a couple of weeks ago when Dr. Ben Carson said that he didn't think that women's shelters -- made for women fleeing men -- should also take in, well, men. Trans women.

So wedge issues are used to attack Republicans, and yet the media never even admits their existence when it comes to their precious Democrats.

Speaking of Twitter's misgendering rules: Some anti-SJW accounts on Twitter have taken to announcing their specialty pronouns, and then, per Twitter's rules, getting SJWs who "misgender" them suspended.

I heartily recommend the practice. Their rules. And if you don't want to call yourself by the wrong pronoun, just make up your own. Claim your designer pronuns are Mxyzptlk/Kltpzyxm and that you identify as a 5th dimensional imp.

Sky's the limit. There are no rules.

And then tattle to Twitter when people fail to call you that.

Again, their rules.

Someone just did this to hardcore SJW Gail Simone, a terrible feminist comics writer whose real job is creating twitter drama.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 12:12 PM




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1 BOOM!

Posted by: Max Power at November 14, 2019 12:13 PM (q177U)

2 I'll get the others.

Posted by: Max Power at November 14, 2019 12:13 PM (q177U)

3 rd

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 14, 2019 12:13 PM (BqBId)

4 Huh.

Posted by: Someguy at November 14, 2019 12:13 PM (O+iVW)

5 Hai hai!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at November 14, 2019 12:13 PM (Vy7tf)

6 http://bit.ly/379wG22
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Pittsburgh Post-Gazette Lays Off More Than 30 Workers: Union | Pittsburgh, PA Patch
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Putz-Gazette recently cut back to 3 days a week print edition. That Libtard rag is on life support
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WILLOWED

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 14, 2019 12:14 PM (BqBId)

7
I'm Galt-Right, thank you.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 14, 2019 12:14 PM (zBaqJ)

8 In before lunch!

Posted by: FrodoB, relearning to code at November 14, 2019 12:14 PM (754s8)

9 I'll condense: The media is the enemy.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at November 14, 2019 12:15 PM (Vy7tf)

10 The greater concern for society should be the so calle "trans-men." We have an epidemic of girls that we are failing. A lost generation that are mutilating themselves.

Posted by: Max Power at November 14, 2019 12:15 PM (q177U)

11 Whoa Nelly!

Grab the reins there Shrillary!

Posted by: Curious Georg 'ette at November 14, 2019 12:15 PM (vEIlU)

12 I'm waiting for transspecies procedures-- you know, dogs becoming transcats and vice versa.

Posted by: Basement Cat at November 14, 2019 12:15 PM (pPNCa)

13 Hmmm. I'm going to have to consult my Guy-necologist on this one.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 14, 2019 12:15 PM (m45I2)

14 Traps are ghey.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 14, 2019 12:16 PM (w1NOm)

15 "Chelsea Clinton defended the idea that those men can become women, "
.........

It's Magic!

Posted by: wth at November 14, 2019 12:16 PM (v0R5T)

16 12 I'm waiting for transspecies procedures-- you know, dogs becoming transcats and vice versa.
Posted by: Basement Cat at November 14, 2019 12:15 PM (pPNCa)


"Ooh, HOT!"

- - Zul and Gozer LLC

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 14, 2019 12:16 PM (zBaqJ)

17 Sounds to me like Hilary's gone TERF

Posted by: StefanH at November 14, 2019 12:16 PM (sfjja)

18

Geez, I just finished reading J.J.'s opening statement.

So much to catch up on.

Posted by: Curious Georg 'ette at November 14, 2019 12:16 PM (vEIlU)

19 Chelsea Clinton defended the idea that those men can become women, while her mother struck a more cautionary note.

If men can become women, it should be child's play for Chelsea to become a good-looking woman.

Yet ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 14, 2019 12:16 PM (Fao6g)

20 My pronouns are "Grizzly/Schlongmeister" and don't you dare get them wrong.

Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at November 14, 2019 12:16 PM (RD7QR)

21 HILLARY IS A TERF!!!!!
Bwahahahahahahah!!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 14, 2019 12:16 PM (bDqIh)

22 Hillary is going to run as a centrist.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 14, 2019 12:16 PM (w1NOm)

23 Welcome to the alt-right Hilz!!!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 14, 2019 12:17 PM (so+oy)

24
And then tattle to Twitter when people fail to call you that.

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Why is ANYBODY on Twitter ???

Its the modern day equivalent of the jr high cafeteria where there are tables for the cool kids and tables for the outcasts.

Sharks and Jets
Soc's and Greasers.
Jocks and Nerds.

Its fricking juvenile.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2019 12:17 PM (8XRCm)

25 You can call yourself whatever you want...and I'll call you whatever I want.

Posted by: BignJames at November 14, 2019 12:17 PM (X/Pw5)

26 She's deplorable!

Posted by: wth at November 14, 2019 12:18 PM (v0R5T)

27 >>People are still trying to find the language for it, trying to sort it
out. I think in the right mindset this can be understood, but it's going
to take some time."


Shorter Hillary: We're not finished indoctrinating the kidz.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 14, 2019 12:18 PM (bDqIh)

28
My pronoun is Death To Socialism.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 14, 2019 12:18 PM (zBaqJ)

29 I identify as a cheese sandwich.

white bread/crustless

Posted by: Tonypete at November 14, 2019 12:18 PM (Y4EXg)

30 You can call yourself whatever you want...and I'll call you whatever I want.
Posted by: BignJames at November 14, 2019 12:17 PM (X/Pw5)

You missed their point. You will SUBMIT, Bigot!!!

Posted by: Linn Ridge at November 14, 2019 12:18 PM (KC6I2)

31 Sharks and Jets
Soc's and Greasers.
Jocks and Nerds.

Its fricking juvenile.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2019 12:17 PM (8XRCm)


And all of them think Ferris is a righteous dude.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 14, 2019 12:19 PM (wCmLp)

32 I heartily recommend the practice. Their rules. And if you don't want to call yourself by the wrong pronoun, just make up your own. Claim your designer pronuns are Mxyzptlk/Kltpzyxm and that you identify as a 5th dimensional imp.

- - - -

I've got my preferred pronouns all set for whenever my jobs buckles to the lunacy.

"Supreme Galactic Commander of the Allied Forces."

and

"Retarded Redskin."

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 14, 2019 12:19 PM (ayFCE)

33 http://bit.ly/2ObcfZD
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Kentucky Governor Holds Press Conference on Election Fraud NewsWars

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 14, 2019 12:19 PM (BqBId)

34 I tried to look up Captain Chokeout but his account is suspended. Searching for @captainchokeout on Twitter reveals a bunch of libs ratting him out to Twitter Support. Looks like he got suspended for doing to the left what the left does to the right every single day.

So I guess the rules only work in one direction.

Posted by: 29Victor at November 14, 2019 12:20 PM (BJKQV)

35
I've got my preferred pronouns all set for whenever my jobs buckles to the lunacy.

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..."asshole" is a pronoun. right???

Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2019 12:20 PM (8XRCm)

36 Claim your designer pronuns are Mxyzptlk/Kltpzyxm and that you identify as a 5th dimensional imp.
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*recalls Al Capp character Joe Btfsplk*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 14, 2019 12:20 PM (CDGwz)

37 You all can address me as Dauphin de Puddin Head.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 14, 2019 12:21 PM (T7bPb)

38 My preferred pronoun is LOLGF.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 14, 2019 12:21 PM (ufFY8)

39 I'm Malt-Right

Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 14, 2019 12:21 PM (1XNk8)

40 The greater concern for society should be the so calle "trans-men." We have an epidemic of girls that we are failing. A lost generation that are mutilating themselves.

From everything I've seen, it's something like a 10:1 ratio of dick-choppers to labia-losers, so it's not an epidemic of girls that we're failing.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 14, 2019 12:21 PM (ZGrMX)

41 Prince had it going. Unpronounceable symbols.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at November 14, 2019 12:21 PM (Vy7tf)

42
..."asshole" is a pronoun. right???
Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2019 12:20 PM (8XRCm)

In this new world, anything can be a pronoun.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 14, 2019 12:21 PM (ayFCE)

43 Shorter Hillary: We're not finished indoctrinating the kidz.
Posted by: Lizzy
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It Takes a Child to Raze a Village

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 14, 2019 12:22 PM (CDGwz)

44 We're Salt-Right!

Posted by: Yummy, Yummy Pretzels at November 14, 2019 12:22 PM (1XNk8)

45 Can I ask again why Democrat presidential candidates are never asked
difficult questions about this, like fill-in-the-blank?


_______



Leninthink.


[h/t to the moron who linked to the Gary Saul Morson essay yesterday]

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 14, 2019 12:22 PM (WqPYg)

46 Heh. The leftists on Twitter are lamenting that Gail Simone got he account suspended for saying something that they see as innocuous.

There is zero self-awareness with these people.

Posted by: 29Victor at November 14, 2019 12:22 PM (BJKQV)

47 I identify as a Pansexual, Immortal, Omniscient, Space-Time-Traveling Dolphin (without the Rape Module).

You may address me as:

"E-EEEEE-EEEEE-EE-EEEE-EE!!!!"

or

"Sharkman"*


*(Yes, I realize that, being a dolphin, having a name like "Sharkman" is both inconsistent and somewhat pretentious, while also being arrogant in the extreme. This is all part of my clever disguise that I use when traveling the Universe in search of new adventures and knowledge).

Posted by: Sharkman at November 14, 2019 12:22 PM (IrbWq)

48 I guess Hillz's Presidential ambitions are DOA.

Posted by: Surfperch at November 14, 2019 12:22 PM (tVQUs)

49 Its fricking juvenile.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2019 12:17 PM (8XRCm)

Agreed - I only look at twitter feeds once in a while because Ace follows it, apparently, but I would never dirty myself by having an account there.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2019 12:22 PM (Kpl3J)

50 Willowed

I've got one...caught it on sale

Posted by: BignJames at November 14, 2019 12:11 PM

Thanxs. A sale going on here at $420. Just have to decide if I want to start a new caliber.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 14, 2019 12:22 PM (axyOa)

51 Next we'll learn she carries a .45 in her cankle holster.

Posted by: wth at November 14, 2019 12:23 PM (v0R5T)

52 Gender is fluid?

So, I recommend being a woman for car insurance quotes, life insurance policies, entry into sporting events, applying for a fire/police job, or during a divorce proceeding.

I guess be a dude when you want to date chicks ... not sure where else it helps anymore.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at November 14, 2019 12:23 PM (hdzef)

53 Difference in generations here. Hillary is old school feminist, Chelsea is new wave. New Wave feminists don't care about women at all. Period.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 12:23 PM (KZzsI)

54 I guess Hillz's Presidential ambitions are DOA.


They're transitioning.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 14, 2019 12:23 PM (APv8N)

55 I identify as Liege Lord.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 14, 2019 12:23 PM (axyOa)

56 44
We're Salt-Right!

Posted by: Yummy, Yummy Pretzels at November 14, 2019 12:22 PM (1XNk


_______



"It's Saul-Right now, baby it's Saul-Right now ..." -- Alinksy's Radicals for No Rules for Radicals

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 14, 2019 12:23 PM (WqPYg)

57 Make them live by their own rules. That is fantastic

Posted by: Jmel at November 14, 2019 12:23 PM (p4cc5)

58 > From everything I've seen, it's something like a 10:1 ratio of dick-choppers to labia-losers
90% of the "transwomen" don't actually get their dicks chopped off.

> Claim your designer pronuns are Mxyzptlk/Kltpzyxm and that you identify as a 5th dimensional imp.
I like to use "His/Your Imperial Majesty".


Posted by: Steve Martin at November 14, 2019 12:24 PM (tJvHx)

59 My name is Joe Mannix. I'm not a cop. My preferred pronouns are bullshit, just like yours. I will behave accordingly and recommend that you do the same.

(unless, of course, you're a leftist - in which case my preferred pronoun is "fghjqrf" and I intend to push the matter)

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 14, 2019 12:24 PM (e/H31)

60 Next we'll learn she carries a .45 in her cankle holster.
Posted by: wth at November 14, 2019 12:23 PM (v0R5T)

********

Which, it turns out, is just a regular sized mens best (36 inch) with a holster attached

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 14, 2019 12:24 PM (flINI)

61 48 I guess Hillz's Presidential ambitions are DOA.
Posted by: Surfperch at November 14, 2019 12:22 PM (tVQUs)

She an alien hell zombie from the Hag Dimension so death doesn't really apply to her.

Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at November 14, 2019 12:24 PM (RD7QR)

62 Next we'll learn she carries a .45 in her cankle holster.

"I carry a .7mm caliber fully automatic assault revolver in my purse, next to the hot sauce! I'm fierce!"
--Hillary Klin-ton

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 12:24 PM (KZzsI)

63 Hillary made an entire political career characterized by hyper-masculine behavior like theft, murder and the rabid pursuit of power, based on one single predicate: "I have a pussy. Now give me the whole world."

Transgenderism presents a problem for her. If you accept that phony premise, then the phony Leftist feminism has no place, and her whole thing means nothing.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 14, 2019 12:24 PM (9zpat)

64 I've got my preferred pronouns all set for whenever my jobs buckles to the lunacy.

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..."asshole" is a pronoun. right???
Posted by: fixerupper



Master.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2019 12:25 PM (qBbz7)

65 Next we'll learn she carries a .45 in her cankle holster.

Posted by: wth at November 14, 2019 12:23 PM (v0R5T)

A 5XL cankle holster.

Posted by: BignJames at November 14, 2019 12:25 PM (X/Pw5)

66 Trump should totally troll them, and say he is now a woman, and dare to call them out for bullying him.

Posted by: RUReadingthis at November 14, 2019 12:25 PM (RzLGh)

67 Bongino is going to start a story aggregating page to compete directly with Drudge.

Nice.

He's also going to start interviewing people on his show. First interview will be tomorrow, and it will be POTUS DJT.

I really think that Bongino is part of DJT's investigatory team. He's really dug out a lot of nefarious shit in the last few years and put it together nicely in his two books, SpyGate and Exonerated.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 14, 2019 12:25 PM (IrbWq)

68 Ha, Alinsky #4 Twitter's misgendering policy. Love it, ace!!
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yf54j3x7

Posted by: Lizzy at November 14, 2019 12:25 PM (bDqIh)

69 My pronouns are Lord/Milord

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 12:25 PM (KZzsI)

70 > I guess be a dude when you want to date chicks ...


Well, that's the beauty of being a trans-lesbian -- "woman trapped in a man's body" who still wants to have sex with women.

Posted by: Steve Martin at November 14, 2019 12:25 PM (tJvHx)

71 I'll condense: The media is the enemy.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom!
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You may be onto something there.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 14, 2019 12:25 PM (xSo9G)

72 A Christmas Story: Once upon a time Santa Claus was attempting to update the North Pole to make it more inclusive. As part of the process he had the elves prepare a list of not only who's Naughty and Nice but a list of who's male and who's female and who's somewhere in between.

Gender appropriate toys for each person on the list were loaded onto the sleigh for Christmas Eve. In order to ensure that no gift recipient got mis-gendered he would send one of the elves (Prancer or Blitzen, I'm not sure which) down the chimney to pre-check the recipient's equipment. He would only deliver a female-oriented toy if the elf reported back...

"Yes Santa Claus, there is a vagina!"

Posted by: Muldoon at November 14, 2019 12:25 PM (m45I2)

73 "Can I ask again why Democrat presidential candidates are never asked difficult questions about this, like whether trans "women" should be permitted to elect to go to women's prisons, or if trans "women" should be permitted to beat the shit out of actual women in Olympic judo matches?"


Sure. Because any answer they give will not satisfy all of the micro-scopic yet intensely easily offended identity groups that make up their coalition. And that will cause extreme butt-hurt, heartache, screaming, and fighting. They cannot express this stuff without causing an internal fight, and they cannot afford an internal fight right now.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Warm Yourself with Rages and Roars from the Outrage Outlet! at November 14, 2019 12:26 PM (hLRSq)

74 My pronouns are Lord/Milord
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor



Daddy.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2019 12:26 PM (qBbz7)

75 Well, that's the beauty of being a trans-lesbian -- "woman trapped in a man's body" who still wants to have sex with women.

I know a girl who was sadly unattractive and had the body shape of a potato. But she really likes boys. So she became a homosexual man. She had the surgery and everything: now come get me boys!

I feel really, really bad for her

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 12:27 PM (KZzsI)

76 Daddy.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2019 12:26 PM (qBbz7)

----

Hoosier?

Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2019 12:27 PM (8XRCm)

77 A 5XL cankle holster.
Posted by: BignJames
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The one with, or without the shoe?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 14, 2019 12:27 PM (xSo9G)

78 >>Difference in generations here. Hillary is old school feminist, Chelsea
is new wave. New Wave feminists don't care about women at all.
Period.


Quick, someone ask Chelsea how many transwomen are profiled in her "She Persisted" and "Gutsy Women" books.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 14, 2019 12:27 PM (bDqIh)

79 Gender is fluid?

So, I recommend being a woman for car insurance quotes, life insurance policies, entry into sporting events, applying for a fire/police job, or during a divorce proceeding.

I guess be a dude when you want to date chicks ... not sure where else it helps anymore.
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster


Men's bathroom at a sporting event.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2019 12:27 PM (qBbz7)

80 I'm announcing today that I've decided to live my life as a dirty self-entitled elitist lefty lesbian whore.

Posted by: Hillary! at November 14, 2019 12:28 PM (sWM8x)

81 "Says Society Needs Time to Figure This Out"
Well I figured millions of years of sacred evolution would have already solved the puzzle.




Posted by: Shep Smith at November 14, 2019 12:28 PM (u6xw0)

82 We need time to figure this out = "We have already decided, but you rubes need a year or two, to wrap your stupid, little minds around this."

(see also: Hide your ideas until AFTER the election)

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at November 14, 2019 12:28 PM (xptlg)

83 I still say this issue could be like the death penalty was for the Democrats in the 70's and 80s if a Republican could exploit it properly. Might even help close the gender gap with women voters.

It seems thought that Republicans usually put their foot in their mouth and/or the media makes sure we think they put their foot in their mouth on anything regarding sexuality, so nobody on our side goes near it and just lets the crazies run the show without us ever playing offense.

I mean mandated tranny bathrooms in kid's elementary schools? That's where Obama was taking this.

Posted by: Blago at November 14, 2019 12:28 PM (sjTfF)

84 My preferred pronoun is now "Otter". Use it, or be prepared to be surprised.

Posted by: Roy at November 14, 2019 12:28 PM (h4eZh)

85 I identify as a Motaur.
My pronouns are 'scooter' and putt.

Posted by: Roland THTG at November 14, 2019 12:28 PM (88+cf)

86 Quick, someone ask Chelsea how many transwomen are profiled in her "She Persisted" and "Gutsy Women" books.

They managed to (have someone else) write an entire book about "gutsy women" and left out Margaret Thatcher. Go figure.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 12:28 PM (KZzsI)

87 I'm announcing today that I've decided to live my life as a dirty self-entitled elitist lefty lesbian whore.
Posted by: Hillary! at November 14, 2019 12:28 PM (sWM8x)

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Sorry Babe.

You made that decision sometime in the late 70's.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2019 12:29 PM (8XRCm)

88 Hillary is old school feminist

I see her as more of an opportunist. There's no grift for her in the girls-can-have-a-penis thing.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 14, 2019 12:29 PM (ppBhU)

89 I still say this issue could be like the death penalty was for the Democrats in the 70's and 80s if a Republican could exploit it properly. Might even help close the gender gap with women voters.

I agree. This is not one where people are going squishy or feeling sympathetic, its a really stark, bright line between a small minority and the rest of the country going "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU???"

Easy slam dunk for the GOP.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 12:30 PM (KZzsI)

90 >People are still trying to find the language for it, trying to sort it out.

Easy, if you just remember "Trans" = pretend

Posted by: Roy at November 14, 2019 12:30 PM (h4eZh)

91 Is the SchiffShow still on today?

Posted by: dingbat at November 14, 2019 12:30 PM (Qkbqn)

92 Sweden's 100 explosions this year: What's going on? You imported a lot of explodey people. But we'll never know officially: "Swedish police do not record or release the ethnicity of suspects or convicted criminals, but intelligence chief Linda H Straaf says many do share a similar profile."

https://bbc.in/2CP7Bet


The Amish strike again.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 14, 2019 12:30 PM (APv8N)

93 Prince had it going. Unpronounceable symbols.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid.


"The Artist Formerly Known As Potrzebie/Veeblefetzer"

Posted by: Sharkman at November 14, 2019 12:30 PM (IrbWq)

94 My preferred pronoun is now "Otter". Use it, or be prepared to be surprised.
Posted by: Roy
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Oh, MY!

Posted by: George Takei at November 14, 2019 12:30 PM (xSo9G)

95 91 Is the SchiffShow still on today?
Posted by: dingbat at November 14, 2019 12:30 PM (Qkbqn)


Tomorrow.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 14, 2019 12:30 PM (zBaqJ)

96 Who wants a bucket of my hot diarrhea?

*hic* *shart* *cackle*

Posted by: Hillary at November 14, 2019 12:31 PM (2Mnv1)

97 I love the meme of Hillary saying a lot of voices in her head are telling her to run.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 14, 2019 12:31 PM (jUVms)

98 88 I see her as more of an opportunist.

Yes, this. Hillary may once have held genuine political positions, but since her first run for POTUS (which she will never be) she's just been drifting along whichever way the polluted river of progressiveness may travel.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 14, 2019 12:31 PM (1XNk8)

99 Isn't gender fluid consider a biohazard?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Warm Yourself with Rages and Roars from the Outrage Outlet! at November 14, 2019 12:31 PM (hLRSq)

100 My child identifies as an attack helicopter. As Virignia has gone full woke, I am going to sue to get a hangar and full weapons stores at the school.

Posted by: blaster at November 14, 2019 12:31 PM (9VeU0)

101 Who wants a bucket of my hot diarrhea?

*hic* *shart* *cackle*
Posted by: Hillary at November 14, 2019 12:31 PM (2Mnv1)

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That suave dude sitting two rows behind you on your flight would like a bucket.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2019 12:32 PM (8XRCm)

102 So SanFranNan says Trump must prove his innocence... It's in the Constitution

Posted by: It's me donna at November 14, 2019 12:32 PM (6XlcD)

103 The most grating people are the ones who aren't trans or any kind of alphabet letter who still insist on putting their perfectly obvious pronouns in their bios to show that they're allies or something.

I have a little bit of sympathy for people who are actually dealing with mental illness, but the people I've described above belong in Siberia.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at November 14, 2019 12:32 PM (N4xQB)

104 Is the SchiffShow still on today?

Posted by: dingbat at November 14, 2019 12:30 PM (Qkbqn)
..........

We had the Palsy Presser this morning. That's enough for one day.

Posted by: wth at November 14, 2019 12:32 PM (v0R5T)

105 69 My pronouns are Lord/Milord
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 12:25 PM (KZzsI)

My pronoun of course, is Don, which translates in English to Sir.

Posted by: Don Quixote, Tilting Madly at November 14, 2019 12:32 PM (NgKpN)

106 They managed to (have someone else) write an entire book about "gutsy women" and left out Margaret Thatcher. Go figure.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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Did Golda Meir make the cut?

Posted by: George Takei at November 14, 2019 12:33 PM (xSo9G)

107 Good grief! Pelosi sounds like she's wearing Joe Biden's dentures.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 14, 2019 12:33 PM (m45I2)

108 Oh, and I identify as a brown bear now. Anybody know where I can find an elk?

Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at November 14, 2019 12:33 PM (RD7QR)

109 I see her as more of an opportunist. There's no grift for her in the girls-can-have-a-penis thing.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 14, 2019 12:29 PM (ppBhU)


Rodham is the most avaricious crone I've ever seen in public life. Everything she is for is based on monetary gain.

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 14, 2019 12:33 PM (y7DUB)

110 Crap /Takei

That was one nasty sock.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 14, 2019 12:33 PM (xSo9G)

111 You can't spell "alt right Nazi" without "Hillary Clinton".

And that's a fact.

Posted by: @PeeteySDee at November 14, 2019 12:33 PM (WI9RL)

112 >>Transgenderism presents a problem for her. If you accept that phony
premise, then the phony Leftist feminism has no place, and her whole
thing means nothing.


Yup.
According to their rules, DJT could show up to work on his last day a POTUS wearing a dress, declare that he is gender-fluid and at that particular moment self-identifies as a WOMAN.

Then he becomes the first woman president of the United States.

He'd be breaking the glass ceiling all by himself!!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 14, 2019 12:33 PM (bDqIh)

113 you identify as a 5th dimensional imp.
==================

During a discussion this week, a student correctly pointed to the selfishness of post-modern (or ultra-modernity) as the seed-bed from which this insanity has arisen and taken root. Absent a total absorption with self, this nonsense couldn't survive a single news cycle.

Posted by: DC at November 14, 2019 12:34 PM (RZIhl)

114 Sweden's 100 explosions this year: What's going on? You imported a lot of explodey people.

They've been having explosions around Sweden for years now, almost unreported. And this isn't firecrackers, its small bombs, like grenades.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 12:34 PM (KZzsI)

115 Oh, and I identify as a brown bear now.


------

Big hairy African American gay man???


whoa...

Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2019 12:34 PM (8XRCm)

116 102 So SanFranNan says Trump must prove his innocence... It's in the Constitution
Posted by: It's me donna at November 14, 2019 12:32 PM (6XlcD)

[Facepalm]

Posted by: 900 years of English common law at November 14, 2019 12:34 PM (RD7QR)

117 I see the Dems are doubling down on stupid

Posted by: It's me donna at November 14, 2019 12:35 PM (6XlcD)

118 I saw 5th Dimensional Imps open for YES. That show was one long-distance runaround, I tell ya.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 14, 2019 12:35 PM (1XNk8)

119 I see her as more of an opportunist. There's no grift for her in the girls-can-have-a-penis thing.

Yeah that's probably the answer right there. She's only surpassed in her her lust for money and power by Elizabeth Warren. Warren is the queen of transparent greed, she doesn't even try to hide it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 12:35 PM (KZzsI)

120 >>The most grating people are the ones who aren't trans or any kind of
alphabet letter who still insist on putting their perfectly obvious
pronouns in their bios to show that they're allies or something.

Trans allies.They do this to normalize announcing your gender. Trans believe they should be stigmatized by having to inform people, so they want it to become a common practice.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 14, 2019 12:35 PM (bDqIh)

121 The most grating people are the ones who aren't trans or any kind of alphabet letter who still insist on putting their perfectly obvious pronouns in their bios to show that they're allies or something.
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Signalling.

Remember when it was all the rage to write a message on your hand with a Sharpie, then take a picture of it?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 14, 2019 12:36 PM (xSo9G)

122 Have your pronoun be Man Whose Huge Penis I Wish to Suck and watch heads explode.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at November 14, 2019 12:36 PM (QMwOT)

123 105 69 My pronouns are Lord/Milord
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 12:25 PM (KZzsI)

I like that one a lot!! Right now, I'm split between "Your Majesty" and "Your Honor".

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2019 12:36 PM (Kpl3J)

124
Trans Allie???


Thats like a torque converter.... right???

Posted by: fixerupper at November 14, 2019 12:36 PM (8XRCm)

125 My pronouns are Lord/Milord
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2019 12:25 PM (KZzsI)

My pronoun of course, is Don, which translates in English to Sir.
Posted by: Don Quixote


Patron.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2019 12:37 PM (qBbz7)

126 To me, the LPGA is just unwatchable. ....However, If Caitlyn Jenner goes on tour, I might just tune in. It could be the spark that ignites the Lesbian-Transgender war. The Next Olympics could trigger it as well.

Ill just get me some popcorn and watch different types of crazy sex freaks go at each other.

Posted by: DOGGFISH at November 14, 2019 12:37 PM (lMn1U)

127 107 Good grief! Pelosi sounds like she's wearing Joe Biden's dentures.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 14, 2019 12:33 PM (m45I2)


Eyeball heroin and scotch make one powerful cocktail.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Warm Yourself with Rages and Roars from the Outrage Outlet! at November 14, 2019 12:37 PM (hLRSq)

128 Ever since Chelsea squirted out from Hillary's nethers, Hillary acts as if she's superior to trannies.

Posted by: Fritz at November 14, 2019 12:37 PM (2Mnv1)

129 Absent a total absorption with self, this nonsense couldn't survive a single news cycle.
Posted by: DC at November 14, 2019 12:34 PM (RZIhl)

Its because the Media now self identifies as Journalists, not Reporters.

A Journal is a personal document, saying what you think and feel about something.

A Report is a factual document.

Thus, a Journalist is a self absorbed person reporting news.

Your theory holds up quite well.

Posted by: Don Quixote, Tilting Madly at November 14, 2019 12:38 PM (NgKpN)

130 So SanFranNan says Trump must prove his innocence... It's in the Constitution
Posted by: It's me donna at November 14, 2019 12:32 PM (6XlcD)

[Facepalm]
Posted by: 900 years of English common law
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A couple of Dems have adopted this tack.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 14, 2019 12:38 PM (xSo9G)

131 126 To me, the LPGA is just unwatchable. ....However, If Caitlyn Jenner goes on tour, I might just tune in. It could be the spark that ignites the Lesbian-Transgender war. The Next Olympics could trigger it as well.

Ill just get me some popcorn and watch different types of crazy sex freaks go at each other.

Posted by: DOGGFISH at November 14, 2019 12:37 PM (lMn1U)


Didn't someone post a graphic a few months ago that listed the LPGA audience as skewing right?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 14, 2019 12:39 PM (KUaJL)

132 >>So wedge issues are used to attack Republicans


This is more of a Tube Steak issue, no?

Unless by wedge you mean some sort of No Tape tucking technique?

I don't know. Can we get an expert opinion?

Posted by: gar