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AoSHQ Podcast: Guest, Andy Levy

TV's Andy Levy joins Ace, Gabe, Drew and John to discuss Red Eye (a show that Gabe learns is on Fox News Channel at 3am Eastern), lefty groupthink, Libertarianism, and more.

CAC also drops by for an election update.

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1 Podcast!

Posted by: loneduck at August 08, 2014 03:36 PM (zS9LP)

2 Second??

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at August 08, 2014 03:36 PM (TR90z)

3 Woo hoo!

An AoS milestone.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at August 08, 2014 03:37 PM (TR90z)

4 How do you kill a gopher?

I have a garden that is being ruinated by a goddamn gopher.

I thought at first it was a mole, but moles only dig tunnels so they can eat bugs and worms underground; gophers dig tunnels so they can eat roots and plants.

I've never actually seen the critter, but the tunnels go under my vegetables and the things eats the shit out of the roots and then sometimes up the stalks, and kills all the plants.

TECHNIQUES I HAVE ALREADY TRIED TO USE AND FAILED:

1. Drowning. I stuck a hose into an exposed hole, and turned the water on full-blast. Sure enough, it went straight down the gopher hole (never once overflowed) and I flooded the shit out of their tunnel system. But here's the crazy thing: I ran that hose FULL BLAST for over 20 MINUTES, and it never filled up the hole!! The tunnel system must be vast. I even searched around for some distant downhill hole where the water could be outflowing, but never found any. And even after all that - the critter still keeps digging and eating. Wasn't drowned. (Gophers make "escape hatches" that are uphill from the tunnels, I realize).

2. Coyote piss. I happened to have a big bottle of coyote piss (I got a long time ago to drive away the deer), and I sprayed that stuff all over, around and in all visible holes. (It's supposed to drive the gophers away). But it failed. They stayed.

3. Physically destroying the tunnels. A futile desperate gesture. Didn't work.

So now what do I do?????

Posted by: zombie at August 08, 2014 03:38 PM (izqG1)

5 Don't forget to submit your Ask the Blog questions for next week's episode.


WHO WAS PHONE?

Posted by: rickb223, District 13 at August 08, 2014 03:38 PM (lbOlz)

6 Did Andy have any of his cats participate?

Posted by: not Greg Gutfeld at August 08, 2014 03:39 PM (nm1R+)

7
>>>How do you kill a gopher?

gopher peanuts

Posted by: Bigby's Fingerbowl at August 08, 2014 03:40 PM (3ZtZW)

8
the weekly circle-jerk

Posted by: Soothsayer of The Righteous And Harmonious Fists (-419 days left until climate chaos) at August 08, 2014 03:40 PM (vm79/)

9 Also, to make my question in #4 appropriately political:

Just pretend that the gopher is a metaphor for liberalism, and the coyote piss is AosHQ.

Posted by: zombie at August 08, 2014 03:41 PM (izqG1)

10 Zombie, I have heard road flares stuffed in their holes (batter up) will kill them by CO poisoning or perhaps drive them away via the smell.

Posted by: flounder at August 08, 2014 03:41 PM (sDapq)

11 So now what do I do?????


Granddad would sit off a ways, very still like, and when they pop their head out, BAM! 30-30.

Posted by: rickb223, District 13 at August 08, 2014 03:41 PM (lbOlz)

12
Ima gonna bullwhip the next person who says selfie.

Posted by: Soothsayer of The Righteous And Harmonious Fists (-419 days left until climate chaos) at August 08, 2014 03:41 PM (vm79/)

13
How do you kill a gopher?


.22 lr varmint round?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 08, 2014 03:41 PM (JtwS4)

14 Selfie selfie selfie.

Posted by: Chris Matthews at August 08, 2014 03:42 PM (G8ga7)

15 Posted by: zombie at August 08, 2014 03:38 PM (izqG1)

How big are the tunnels?

I'll say this, around here we get "voles" which are like little mice that eat the roots. They're hard to manage (my parents pour mouse killer down the holes.)

Moles tend to kill the roots on their way buy which seem to look like eating.

But if we're talking something Mole sized a mole trap should be able to kill it.

The "easy set mole eliminator" was a godsend when we got a mole.

So easy my wife set it up while I was out of town. You literally do the following:
1) tamp down tunnel with foot.
2) Place trap in tunnel
3) step on trap to set it
4) wait until sprung and then dig up. (Which is really just pulling it out.)

She caught the damned thing in about 36 hours (then left it for me to dig up when I got home.)

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) And father to be in 5 months! at August 08, 2014 03:42 PM (HDwDg)

16 How do you kill a gopher?

I have a garden that is being ruinated by a goddamn gopher.

I thought at first it was a mole, but moles only dig tunnels so they can eat bugs and worms underground; gophers dig tunnels so they can eat roots and plants.


Posted by: zombie


Go to Home Depot, avoid scrum of illegals, go to gardening section, acquire gopher traps, purchase gopher traps.

Make stakes. Stakes, not steaks.

Tie each trap to one stake with strong twine.

Stake down stake near fresh gopher hole. Stick trap into hole. Widen the hole with trowel if necessary.

Check traps daily. Move traps to fresh hole if gopher is not caught.

Dispose of gopher quietly.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 08, 2014 03:42 PM (+1qpH)

17
30-30 seems kinda crazy fer a gopher

sayin, is all

Posted by: Bigby's Fingerbowl at August 08, 2014 03:43 PM (3ZtZW)

18
License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote.

Posted by: Carl Spackler at August 08, 2014 03:43 PM (TIIx5)

19 Meanwhile, from Yahoo News (new employer of leftie ambush-interviewer Katie Couric, run by Obama fangirl Marissa Mayer), we have this gem of military reportage:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/llpv9vw

Sing it with me! All together now!

"Layers of fact-checkers and editors..."

Posted by: torquewrench at August 08, 2014 03:43 PM (noWW6)

20 Posted by: flounder at August 08, 2014 03:41 PM (sDapq)

Oh, that reminds me.

You can also buy "Gopher gas" which is basically a long burn fire cracker. You seal up the holes but one, light it and throw it in that hole. Then seal behind it.

It poisons the thing. But you aren't supposed to use them close to buildings due to the possibility of burning.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) And father to be in 5 months! at August 08, 2014 03:44 PM (HDwDg)

21 Granddad would sit off a ways, very still like, and when they pop their head out, BAM! 30-30.
Posted by: rickb223, District 13

.22 lr varmint round?
Posted by: Bandersnatch


A. I've never actually seen the thing. It must only peek out in the wee hours of the morning or something.

B. I'se afeared of guns and don't own one.

G. Illegal to fire guns in this burg outdoors anyway, even if I did own one.

Posted by: zombie at August 08, 2014 03:44 PM (izqG1)

22 *raises hand*

I would like a stake.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD needs no thrusters at August 08, 2014 03:44 PM (mf5HN)

23 @11

Damn, grand papy wasn't playing around.

A 30-30 would vaporize a gopher.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 08, 2014 03:44 PM (qRGTU)

24 10 Zombie, I have heard road flares stuffed in their holes (batter up) will kill them by CO poisoning or perhaps drive them away via the smell.
Posted by: flounder


Fascinating. Thanks for the tip!

Posted by: zombie at August 08, 2014 03:44 PM (izqG1)

25
CAC also drops by for an election update.



Finds Brandon Finnigan is already in the room. Then this happens:

http://youtu.be/D01mdGW9-Zg

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 08, 2014 03:45 PM (kdS6q)

26 This is a good podcast.

I have almost finished listening to the whole thing, but then received my Pandemic game (thanks Ace!) and was reading the rules.

Andy Levy is a great conversationalist (he's like the Energizer Bunny).

Like I said, I'm not done listening, but I sure would like to hear more on what he thinks a Libertarian is... He dances around it a lot, hits on it tangentially, but I never get the sense of where he's coming from. (I do watch RedEye -- but only in Roku reruns, and for some reason Roku does not include them all, or timely, which sucks. But, I try to gauge his "libertarian" stance on the show, but, it's harder.)

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 08, 2014 03:45 PM (IXrOn)

27 >>>How do you kill a gopher?
<<<



I'd go with push him overboard. Just make sure there are no witnesses.

Posted by: Capt. Stubing at August 08, 2014 03:45 PM (nm1R+)

28

>>>G. Illegal to fire guns in this burg outdoors anyway, even if I did own one.

Airgun

but really, go to home depot and get the peanuts

Posted by: Bigby's Fingerbowl at August 08, 2014 03:46 PM (3ZtZW)

29 I'll be right over zombie

Posted by: Carl Spackler at August 08, 2014 03:46 PM (32Ze2)

30 A .375 H and H magmum will kill a gopher, so will an 80 mm morter. Just sayin'...

Posted by: maddogg who longs for ebola to clean out the garbage at August 08, 2014 03:46 PM (xWW96)

31 @27

Sounds like a plan.

Posted by: Robert Wagner at August 08, 2014 03:46 PM (qRGTU)

32 My old man in my youth set up a lawnchair & waited until the little bastard poked his head out & shot him in the head with a .22 rifle. I think it would be easier to go to a local welding shop & get a 10# tank of co2 & suffocate the little bastards.

Posted by: Zhytamyr at August 08, 2014 03:47 PM (91nzM)

33 Around here, Western pocket gophers are pretty trapwise and will often just pack the trap with pushed dirt, or re-tunnel around it.

They are a real problem. There is no good way to control them.

Poison works but produces by-catch in terms of also killing anything that eats the dead gopher, to include house pets.

I keep wondering if trained ferrets could clean out the burrows.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 08, 2014 03:48 PM (noWW6)

34 But if we're talking something Mole sized a mole trap should be able to kill it.

tsrblke, PhD(c)

Go to Home Depot, avoid scrum of illegals, go to gardening section, acquire gopher traps, purchase gopher traps.

Posted by: weft cut-loop


Sigh...I guess what you're both telling me is that traps are the way to go. I was hoping to avoid having to use traps! But if there is no other way...

Posted by: zombie at August 08, 2014 03:48 PM (izqG1)

35 Also, Important!

Wear gloves and long-sleeve shirt and pants when disposing said gopher.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 08, 2014 03:48 PM (+1qpH)

36 Um hummmm

Posted by: Carl Spackler at August 08, 2014 03:49 PM (32Ze2)

37
Are gophers anything like gerbils?

Posted by: Richard Gere at August 08, 2014 03:49 PM (TIIx5)

38 So now what do I do?????



Posted by: zombie at August 08, 2014 03:38 PM (izqG1)


Ruger 10/22, bottle of your favorite and a rocking chair.

Posted by: TangoNine (Does this nic make my ass look fat?) at August 08, 2014 03:49 PM (x3YFz)

39 I wonder if a mole trap would do a gopher? Gastly things a mole trap.

Posted by: maddogg who longs for ebola to clean out the garbage at August 08, 2014 03:49 PM (xWW96)

40 Hello, Mr. Gopher! It's me, Mr. Squirrel. Just a harmless squirrel. Not a plastic explosive or anything. Nothing to be worried about. I'm just here to make your last hours on earth as peaceful as possible. Don't mind this. This is doctor's orders. You don't mind if I just pop in there for a few laughs? That's right. Or in the words of Jean-Paul Sartre: "Au revoir, gopher."

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at August 08, 2014 03:49 PM (vgIRn)

41 Maybe you could just make friends with the gopher.

Try to find out why it's doing what it's doing.

Posted by: eleven at August 08, 2014 03:50 PM (VhqUZ)

42 wouldn't even have to train the ferrets - they're a type of weasel anyway

Posted by: Bigby's Fingerbowl at August 08, 2014 03:50 PM (3ZtZW)

43 I agree with Ace and Levy on Rand Paul.

1- don't really know much about him or what he stands for

2- lots and lots of historical baggage

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 08, 2014 03:50 PM (IXrOn)

44 41
Maybe you could just make friends with the gopher.



Try to find out why it's doing what it's doing.

Posted by: eleven at August 08, 2014 03:50 PM (VhqUZ)

That's what I was thinking.

Posted by: Libtard at August 08, 2014 03:51 PM (sDapq)

45 30-30 seems kinda crazy fer a gopher

sayin, is all


Garden was 200 x 200. He'd sit on the back porch. He said he didn't have to run after it if he only winged it.

Posted by: rickb223, District 13 at August 08, 2014 03:51 PM (lbOlz)

46 trained ferrets
Posted by: torquewrench


Now we're gettin' somewhere.

Posted by: zombie at August 08, 2014 03:51 PM (izqG1)

47
>>>Around here, Western pocket gophers are pretty trapwise and will often
just pack the trap with pushed dirt, or re-tunnel around it.<<<




I've trained them well.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 08, 2014 03:51 PM (nm1R+)

48
>>>.Ruger 10/22, bottle of your favorite and a rocking chair.

Its San Francisco. Invite a bunch of friends over to sit atop the holes

Posted by: Bigby's Fingerbowl at August 08, 2014 03:51 PM (3ZtZW)

49
Yep, mole traps work on gophers.
http://tinyurl.com/65hggxe

Posted by: maddogg who longs for ebola to clean out the garbage at August 08, 2014 03:52 PM (xWW96)

50 Levy, huh?

Not bad.

You need to try and get Sharyl Attkisson.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 08, 2014 03:52 PM (oFCZn)

51 OT-

Althouse has officially gone full retard:

http://althouse.blogspot.com/2014/08/i-will-not-allow-

united-states-to-be.html


I knew she was "special" when she voted for Obama twice.

But, this is simply delusional.

I guess even now she'd vote for Obama cuz this time
this time he's going to get it right.

Hint to Althouse: There is no there there. He's a con man and you're still falling for the con.

Posted by: naturafake at August 08, 2014 03:52 PM (0cMkb)

52 Posted by: zombie at August 08, 2014 03:48 PM (izqG1)


I said later I forgot about the gas bomb.

seemed easy enough to use. But my varmint problem was close to my house so I couldn't use it.

Amdro makes it, look under "Gopher Gasser" (but I don't think Lowes sells it. Home depot does.)

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) And father to be in 5 months! at August 08, 2014 03:52 PM (HDwDg)

53
Granddad would sit off a ways, very still like, and when they pop their head out, BAM! 30-30.

Posted by: rickb223,

.22 lr varmint round?

Posted by: Bandersnatch

A .375 H and H magmum will kill a gopher, so will an 80 mm morter. Just sayin'...

Posted by: maddogg


Don't listen to these city-slickers trying to sell you their fancy machine contraptions.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 08, 2014 03:53 PM (+1qpH)

54 Get some kids over with large, rubber hammers and tell 'em its a carnival game

Posted by: Bigby's Fingerbowl at August 08, 2014 03:54 PM (3ZtZW)

55 And stay away from store-bought clothes!!

Posted by: Costanza Defense at August 08, 2014 03:54 PM (ZPrif)

56 We've found that hashtags always work for difficult situations.

#BringBackMyVeggies

Posted by: Hussein Clown Posse at August 08, 2014 03:54 PM (nm1R+)

57 Zombie,

this is a firearm problem I know how to solve.

http://tinyurl.com/qgmt9dn

Posted by: Sambo at August 08, 2014 03:54 PM (9UV3C)

58 @46 trained ferrets
Posted by: torquewrench

Now we're gettin' somewhere.
------------------

I would assume you're in California where, sadly, owning a ferret is illegal.

Posted by: junior at August 08, 2014 03:54 PM (UWFpX)

59 Dude,

If you don't want us to eat them-

Stop planting yummy flowers and vegetables.

Yeesh.


Posted by: The Gophers at August 08, 2014 03:54 PM (0cMkb)

60 I said later I forgot about the gas bomb.

seemed easy enough to use. But my varmint problem was close to my house so I couldn't use it.

Amdro makes it, look under "Gopher Gasser" (but I don't think Lowes sells it. Home depot does.)
Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) And father to be in 5 months!


This garden is directly under my windows. Poison gas does not seem wise.

Posted by: zombie at August 08, 2014 03:54 PM (izqG1)

61 I'd go with push him overboard. Just make sure there are no witnesses.

Posted by: Capt. Stubing



Ahhh. The old "Robert Wagner" trick!
--Maxwell Smart

Posted by: rickb223, District 13 at August 08, 2014 03:55 PM (lbOlz)

62 >>Maybe you could just make friends with the gopher.
Try to find out why it's doing what it's doing.

Heh.
What is the root cause of his behavior?
Why does he hate you and what can you do to fix that?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2014 03:55 PM (D/504)

63 Posted by: rickb223, District 13 at August 08, 2014 03:51 PM (lbOlz)

Grandpa used to sit on his porch and use his 410 bore.

I half think it was sport more than anything.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) And father to be in 5 months! at August 08, 2014 03:55 PM (HDwDg)

64 I said later I forgot about the gas bomb.

seemed easy enough to use. But my varmint problem was close to my house so I couldn't use it.

Amdro makes it, look under



burritos.

Posted by: rickb223, District 13 at August 08, 2014 03:56 PM (lbOlz)

65 One other thing Zombie. My Uncle plants castor bean plants at either end of his garden. He says they keep moles and gophers out of his garden. It seems to work.

Posted by: maddogg who longs for ebola to clean out the garbage at August 08, 2014 03:56 PM (xWW96)

66 Vice got up close.
https://news.vice.com/video/the-islamic-state-part-2

Posted by: Costanza Defense at August 08, 2014 03:56 PM (ZPrif)

67

You could hire some Special Forces types to help with the gopher. They'll make contact with the gopher, ignore all State Department directives and Theater Commander Rules of Engagement by building rapport with the gopher and winning its heart and mind. Train it to kill other gophers. Then file an enormous travel settlement upon return.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 08, 2014 03:56 PM (TIIx5)

68 whatever you do, don't poison/gas them. Other critters come along and eat the corpses and you don't wanna have that.

Posted by: TangoNine (Does this nic make my ass look fat?) at August 08, 2014 03:56 PM (x3YFz)

69 65 -- hah....clever.

Posted by: eleven at August 08, 2014 03:57 PM (VhqUZ)

70 Re: side-bar. So a Cardassian is Ankhanaten?

That explains so much.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 08, 2014 03:57 PM (5nOMA)

71 I don't if they are available in California but you could try a gopher snake.

Or perhaps a curari dipped blow dart.

Posted by: Robert Wagner at August 08, 2014 03:57 PM (qRGTU)

72 65 One other thing Zombie. My Uncle plants castor bean plants at either end of his garden. He says they keep moles and gophers out of his garden. It seems to work.
Posted by: maddogg who longs for ebola to clean out the garbage at


Innnnteresting. Will look into that.

Posted by: zombie at August 08, 2014 03:57 PM (izqG1)

73 "I agree with Ace and Levy on Rand Paul. 1- don't really know much about him or what he stands for"

I was able to figure out pretty quickly what Luap Nard is all about when he started whining about what an "unreasonable imposition" it is to ask people to show ID in order to vote.

Yeah, like it's an "unreasonable imposition" to show ID to cash a check, rent a car, get on a plane, buy booze, buy a gun, check into a hotel, enter many government facilities, and a bunch of other quite routine things that ordinary citizens manage to get done regardless of the "unreasonable imposition" of showing ID.

It's pandering bullshit that implicitly endorses a key tenet of abusive liberalism, and I'll have none of it, nor of Nard.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 08, 2014 03:57 PM (noWW6)

74 You could hire some Special Forces types to help
with the gopher. They'll make contact with the gopher, ignore all State
Department directives and Theater Commander Rules of Engagement by
building rapport with the gopher and winning its heart and mind. Train
it to kill other gophers. Then file an enormous travel settlement upon
return.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 08, 2014 03:56 PM (TIIx5)


so... you're not new to this, I see ; )

Posted by: TangoNine (Does this nic make my ass look fat?) at August 08, 2014 03:57 PM (x3YFz)

75 You could sue the gopher.

Surely that'll stop it's abuses.

Posted by: GOP monkeys, fucking a football at August 08, 2014 03:58 PM (nm1R+)

76 @46 trained ferrets
Posted by: torquewrench

Now we're gettin' somewhere.
------------------

I would assume you're in California where, sadly, owning a ferret is illegal.
Posted by: junior at August 08, 2014 03:54 PM (UWFpX)
**************
Only if they are assault ferrets

Posted by: Carl Spackler at August 08, 2014 03:58 PM (32Ze2)

77 Second round of US air strikes confirmed. What will the Sunday shows do with themselves?

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 08, 2014 03:58 PM (2cS/G)

78
>>>My Uncle plants castor bean plants at either end of his garden

TERRORIST!!1!

Posted by: Bigby's Fingerbowl at August 08, 2014 03:58 PM (3ZtZW)

79 @71 I don't if they are available in California but you could try a gopher snake.
-----------------

If I knew what I was doing, I could probably find plenty of them within an hour of where I lived. There are plenty of them in the wild here in California.

Posted by: junior at August 08, 2014 03:58 PM (UWFpX)

80 68 whatever you do, don't poison/gas them. Other critters come along and eat the corpses and you don't wanna have that.
Posted by: TangoNine (Does this nic make my ass look fat?) at August 08, 2014 03:56 PM (x3YFz)


Yes, the neighbors all have cats that like to eat things (birds, mice etc.). I'm afraid one of them will end of dead from eating a poisoned gopher.

Posted by: zombie at August 08, 2014 03:59 PM (izqG1)

81 Zombie, I have had some success with gophers. You can buy a bunch of traps, they are pretty cheap. Setting them is a bit tricky. Go on Youtube to figure out how to do it.

The trick is to put the trap in between the gopher and the air source, which would be the opening of the gopher hole.

It also helps to find the main den. Once you find it, gas it with gopher gas bombs.

Finally, plant all of your plants inside wire mesh baskets. The gophers can't chew thru those.

Posted by: navybrat at August 08, 2014 03:59 PM (JgC5a)

82 Meanwhile, from Yahoo News (new employer of leftie
ambush-interviewer Katie Couric, run by Obama fangirl Marissa Mayer), we
have this gem of military reportage:



http://preview.tinyurl.com/llpv9vw



Sing it with me! All together now!



"Layers of fact-checkers and editors..."



Posted by: torquewrench at August 08, 2014 03:43 PM (noWW6)



Yahoo is a total joke and gotten much worse since Mayer has take over. They run HuffPo and Think Progress crap up and down its front page pretending it's news

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 08, 2014 03:59 PM (1Jaio)

83 1 word: claymores.


Posted by: TangoNine (Does this nic make my ass look fat?) at August 08, 2014 03:59 PM (x3YFz)

84 So now what do I do?????
Posted by: zombie at August 08, 2014 03:38 PM (izqG1)

Trap it
or
Poison

Posted by: Country Sam at August 08, 2014 03:59 PM (W6iIX)

85 Another option is to borrow someone's cat for a few days.

Still have to dispose of the gopher of course.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 08, 2014 04:00 PM (+1qpH)

86 Fill up all the holes but one (that you can find). Stick the hose in, and stand by with a baseball bat. When the critter sticks his head up *whack*. Dead gopher, no more problem.

Posted by: GMan at August 08, 2014 04:00 PM (0pt9F)

87 OT: anyone remember that live streaming site for the nfl games?

front row eu something?

Posted by: navycopjoe at August 08, 2014 04:01 PM (YS3vj)

88 Would someone mind asking Andy how many times a week he sucks Karl Rove's or Murdocks dicks? Thanks.

Posted by: effit at August 08, 2014 04:01 PM (knfPD)

89 strip naked, slather yourself with mud, perch on the garage roof with a spear. Await the gopher, then spear it while yelling your personal warcry that you recieved in the vision quest you did last week at the New Age festival.

Posted by: Bigby's Fingerbowl at August 08, 2014 04:02 PM (3ZtZW)

90
AoSHQ Podcast: Guest, Andy Levy

So!?!!?/??!???/????

What difference, at this point, does it make?!?1!?!?!?!!?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 08, 2014 04:02 PM (HSmrB)

91 Posted by: navycopjoe at August 08, 2014 04:01 PM (YS3vj)

it just occurred to me. Are you and "ncj" the same person?

Posted by: Sambo at August 08, 2014 04:02 PM (9UV3C)

92
Gopher... So now what do I do?????
Posted by: zombie




Give him a soccer ball and a teddy bear?

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 08, 2014 04:02 PM (kdS6q)

93 86 Fill up all the holes but one (that you can find). Stick the hose in, and stand by with a baseball bat. When the critter sticks his head up *whack*. Dead gopher, no more problem.
Posted by: GMan


I did the hose thing, to no avail.

I have a suspicion that this is a vast tunnel network that extends into several neighbors' yards, so I can't control (or even see) where they escape to. Frustrating as hell.

Posted by: zombie at August 08, 2014 04:03 PM (izqG1)

94 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther), Derringer Bandit. at August 08, 2014 04:03 PM (PYAXX)

95 whatever you do, don't poison/gas them. Other critters come along and eat the corpses and you don't wanna have that.
Posted by: TangoNine (Does this nic make my ass look fat?) at August 08, 2014 03:56 PM (x3YFz)


I have never, ever seen that happen.

Plus the poisons today are not nearly as potent as they used to be

Posted by: Country Sam at August 08, 2014 04:03 PM (W6iIX)

96 89
strip naked, slather yourself with mud, perch on the garage roof with a
spear. Await the gopher, then spear it while yelling your personal
warcry that you recieved in the vision quest you did last week at the
New Age festival.

Posted by: Bigby's Fingerbowl at August 08, 2014 04:02 PM (3ZtZW)

And though it goes without saying . . . pictures.

Posted by: flounder at August 08, 2014 04:03 PM (sDapq)

97 strip naked, slather yourself with mud, perch on the garage roof with a spear. Await the gopher, then spear it while yelling your personal warcry that you recieved in the vision quest you did last week at the New Age festival.


Naked, afraid, & alone is no way to go thru life.

Posted by: rickb223, District 13 at August 08, 2014 04:03 PM (lbOlz)

98 You could do like Phil Robertson with his beaver nest on this week's Duck Dynasty. Use enough dynamite and napalm to kill everything in a 50 yard radius.

Posted by: Countrysquire, pronounced Gor - Don at August 08, 2014 04:03 PM (eEBON)

99 91 NavyCopJoe
yeppers
i'm to lazy to type 7 letters

Posted by: navycopjoe at August 08, 2014 04:04 PM (YS3vj)

100 Posted by: zombie at August 08, 2014 03:54 PM (izqG1)

They make a poison that gets put in the hole.

As been pointed out, just remember that that also makes the gopher poison should any pets eat it.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) And father to be in 5 months! at August 08, 2014 04:04 PM (HDwDg)

101

>>>>I have a suspicion that this is a vast tunnel network that extends into several neighbors' yards, so I can't control (or even see) where they escape to.

Paranoid fantasy.

/hector

Posted by: Bigby's Fingerbowl at August 08, 2014 04:04 PM (3ZtZW)

102 Yes, the neighbors all have cats that like to eat
things (birds, mice etc.). I'm afraid one of them will end of dead from
eating a poisoned gopher.

Posted by: zombie at August 08, 2014 03:59 PM (izqG1)


We recall June 27th, 2006, 2030 hours as "The Night of The Gopher."

My shep found one.

Now I didn't witness the fight, but to this day she has a patch of white hair maybe 20mm in radius on her nose.

She brought the top half of the gopher into the house.

I've seen zombie movies, war movies, seen people blowed up, bleeding, missing limbs, compound fractures, knees that bent in directions they're not supposed to bend... but that was the most horrific thing I'd ever seen.

Night of the Gopher.

/shudders

Posted by: TangoNine (Does this nic make my ass look fat?) at August 08, 2014 04:04 PM (x3YFz)

103 89 strip naked, slather yourself with mud, perch on the garage roof with a spear. Await the gopher, then spear it while yelling your personal warcry that you recieved in the vision quest you did last week at the New Age festival.
Posted by: Bigby's Fingerbowl


That of course was the first thing I tried. I punctured a gas main, but other than that, no success.

Posted by: zombie at August 08, 2014 04:04 PM (izqG1)

104 So now what do I do?????

Get back to the ship, and nuke the thing from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther), Derringer Bandit. at August 08, 2014 04:05 PM (PYAXX)

105 Bigby -- you're not here for the gopher hunting, are you?

Posted by: eleven at August 08, 2014 04:05 PM (VhqUZ)

106 Plus the poisons today are not nearly as potent as they used to be.


Thank you EPA!

Posted by: rickb223, District 13 at August 08, 2014 04:05 PM (lbOlz)

107 I have a suspicion that this is a vast tunnel network that extends into several neighbors' yards, so I can't control (or even see) where they escape to. Frustrating as hell.
Posted by: zombie at August 08, 2014 04:03 PM (izqG1)

I'd just watch 'Cadyshack' for gopher elimination tactics

Posted by: gloops at August 08, 2014 04:05 PM (W6iIX)

108
Fill up all the holes but one (that you can find). Stick the hose in, and stand by with a baseball bat. When the critter sticks his head up *whack*. Dead gopher, no more problem.

Posted by: GMan


Ninja, please. Zombie doesn't have time to wait around. Zombie has things to do like take pictures of inflated scrotum guy.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 08, 2014 04:05 PM (+1qpH)

109 91 oh, and I lied earlier
i'm actually wearing a beretta storm compact in .40, not my springfield

still prefer the springfield though

Posted by: navycopjoe at August 08, 2014 04:05 PM (YS3vj)

110 There's always this.

http://theferalirishman.blogspot.com/2011/11/lochnagar-crater.html

Posted by: flounder at August 08, 2014 04:05 PM (sDapq)

111 Have you tried a heavy duty mole trap- The one with the Spike O'death on a husky spring? Not the crushing Jaws O'death type?

Posted by: effit at August 08, 2014 04:05 PM (knfPD)

112 TV's Andy Levy! Awesome!

You should have him do a Halftime Report, just for old times sake.

Posted by: Citizen X at August 08, 2014 04:06 PM (7ObY1)

113 Sure you can kill 'em. You don't even need a *reason*.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 08, 2014 04:06 PM (DtGBM)

114 "Get yourself a gopher whistle. I happen to manufacture and distribute them for the low, low price of $99.99, no, for you, $79.99! Tested by scientists, this high intensity whistle, made of the newest in industrial resin technology, has proven more effective than any other sonic rodent lure on the market today. This is not a Chinese knock-off, these are American gopher whistles, designed specifically for red-blooded American gophers. Call now, and I'll include a 30-day supply of Woodchuck-away, for no extra charge!".


Get an air pistol.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 08, 2014 04:06 PM (2cS/G)

115 Gophers are solitary critters and are territorial.
But they are relentless diggers.
My cat actually got one, once upon a time.

Posted by: navybrat at August 08, 2014 04:06 PM (JgC5a)

116 I knew she was "special" when she voted for Obama twice.

But, this is simply delusional.

I guess even now she'd vote for Obama cuz this time
this time he's going to get it right.

Hint to Althouse: There is no there there. He's a con man and you're still falling for the con.
Posted by: naturafake at August 08, 2014 03:52 PM (0cMkb)



I thought Althouse voted for Romney. It's Megan McArdle that voted for Obama twice (IIRC).

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD needs no thrusters at August 08, 2014 04:06 PM (mf5HN)

117 Some Gopher Killin' Methods for Zombie ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lYm0c7gYyU

Posted by: kbdabear at August 08, 2014 04:06 PM (aTXUx)

118 >>I happened to have a big bottle of coyote piss (I got a long time ago

Well, did you check the expiration date???

Posted by: Mama AJ at August 08, 2014 04:06 PM (SUKHu)

119 >>>strip naked, slather yourself with mud, perch on the garage roof with a
spear. Await the gopher, then spear it while yelling your personal
warcry that you recieved in the vision quest you did last week at the
New Age festival.<<<




If it bleeds, we can kill it.

Posted by: just like Ahhhnold in Predator at August 08, 2014 04:06 PM (nm1R+)

120 Maybe you could just get inflated scrotum guy to come sit in your yard for a few hours and scare them away...

Posted by: Countrysquire, pronounced Gor - Don at August 08, 2014 04:07 PM (eEBON)

121
I have a suspicion that this is a vast tunnel network that extends into
several neighbors' yards, so I can't control (or even see) where they
escape to. Frustrating as hell.

Posted by: zombie at August 08, 2014 04:03 PM (izqG1)



I'd just watch 'Cadyshack' for gopher elimination tactics

Posted by: gloops at August 08, 2014 04:05 PM (W6iIX)


Tunnel network?

Islamic gophers.

Posted by: TangoNine (Does this nic make my ass look fat?) at August 08, 2014 04:07 PM (x3YFz)

122 30-30 for a GOPHER?

Holy fucking overkill, Batman!

Posted by: Citizen X at August 08, 2014 04:07 PM (7ObY1)

123 Unrelated to the podcast but related to the sidebar: This is not the "Libertarian Moment" and its not gonna ever happen in America for a simple reason.

While I suspect strongly that the bulk of America is fiscally right-leaning and socially left-leaning (at least on key issues), that doesn't translate into libertarian victory.

The problem is, the basic philosophy of libertarianism is "I can do it better than government" and the basic philosophy of America is "government can do it better than me."

So when they are fiscally right leaning, that doesn't translate into smaller government and less spending, it means "lower my taxes and stop telling me I can't smoke weed, maaan" and "cut stupid spending (which is always something in another district that doesn't affect me)."

They don't want ANY cuts in social spending, they don't want ANY cuts in anything that affects them. They want stuff like shrimp on treadmills and lesbian bicycle seat studies cut. And cutting all of that wouldn't even equal a month's interest on the debt.

Libertarian and American political interests do intersect in some areas: legalizing some drugs, getting the government out of the size of soda cups, etc. But they are like lines drawn on two sheets of stacked glass: from a certain perspective they seem to meet up, but they're still quite a ways apart.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 08, 2014 04:07 PM (zfY+H)

124 Islamic gophers.


Posted by: TangoNine (Does this nic make my ass look fat?) at August 08, 2014 04:07 PM (x3YFz)

Religion of peas.

Posted by: flounder at August 08, 2014 04:08 PM (sDapq)

125 I happened to have a big bottle of coyote piss (I got a long time ago



Well, did you check the expiration date???

Posted by: Mama AJ at August 08, 2014 04:06 PM (SUKHu)


knowing the horde, it probably got drank.

Posted by: TangoNine (Does this nic make my ass look fat?) at August 08, 2014 04:08 PM (x3YFz)

126 Keep a ferret on retainer. He's a professional.

Posted by: toby928(C) at August 08, 2014 04:08 PM (QupBk)

127 118 >>I happened to have a big bottle of coyote piss (I got a long time ago

Well, did you check the expiration date???
Posted by: Mama AJ


My nose told me this stuff has no expiration date. In fact, it gets stronger with age.

Posted by: zombie at August 08, 2014 04:08 PM (izqG1)

128 30-30 for a GOPHER?



Holy fucking overkill, Batman!

Posted by: Citizen X at August 08, 2014 04:07 PM (7ObY1)


yeah, kinda pricey for me.

I'll stick with the pellet rifle.

Posted by: TangoNine (Does this nic make my ass look fat?) at August 08, 2014 04:09 PM (x3YFz)

129 54 Get some kids over with large, rubber hammers and tell 'em its a carnival game



I laughed

Posted by: Citizen X at August 08, 2014 04:09 PM (7ObY1)

130
My Uncle plants castor bean plants at either end of his garden. He says they keep moles and gophers out of his garden. It seems to work.
Posted by: maddogg



Planting ghastly poisonousness invasive plants to potentially ward off a gopher seems like overkill, in a destroy the village to save the village sort of way.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 08, 2014 04:09 PM (kdS6q)

131
Here's the thing: I have the same problem, except its woodchucks - larger, meaner, eat a lot more, and fairly brazen about it.

I *had* one the size of a small dog, and fat, so it looked the size of a Boston Terrier. Made a hole right below the picnic table. It was my dad's house and he never dealt with it [likes critters is all] so I finally did.

poison peanuts. never saw him again.

Last week, a new woodchuck is using the same network of holes. Young un by his looks.

Posted by: Bigby's Fingerbowl at August 08, 2014 04:10 PM (3ZtZW)

132 Dig yourself a bigger network of tunnels parallel to the gopher's, and totally intimidate him.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 08, 2014 04:10 PM (2cS/G)

133 the university wants proof of residency for in state tuition......oooooooookkkkkkkkaaaaaaaaaayyyyy......the kid went to school in state k-12....graduated from an in state high school.....and submitted her transcripts.....every f'n letter for the past year the university has sent her has been in state......SERIOUSLY...... if she was illegally here....it wouldn't be a problem

Posted by: phoenixgirl at August 08, 2014 04:10 PM (u8GsB)

134 Yeah althouse says she voted for Romney. No need to attack her for voting for Obama twice when she didn't. She's got enough other stupid idiocy to rip on her for that proves her stupidity anyways.

Posted by: buzzion at August 08, 2014 04:10 PM (fFWDS)

135 I can never remember the difference between a vole and a mole.

So, I just consider them both a type of weasel and fuggedaboudit.

Posted by: Citizen X at August 08, 2014 04:10 PM (7ObY1)

136 30-30 for a GOPHER?

Holy fucking overkill, Batman!


But, by gollee, those gophers KNEW they were dead.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther), Derringer Bandit. at August 08, 2014 04:10 PM (PYAXX)

137 "Get yourself a gopher whistle. I happen to
manufacture and distribute them for the low, low price of $99.99, no,
for you, $79.99! Tested by scientists, this high intensity whistle, made
of the newest in industrial resin technology, has proven more effective
than any other sonic rodent lure on the market today. This is not a
Chinese knock-off, these are American gopher whistles, designed
specifically for red-blooded American gophers. Call now, and I'll
include a 30-day supply of Woodchuck-away, for no extra charge!".





Get an air pistol.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 08, 2014 04:06 PM (2cS/G)


Funny part is all you have to do is honk your car horn and they all stand up.

Posted by: TangoNine (Does this nic make my ass look fat?) at August 08, 2014 04:10 PM (x3YFz)

138 OK, must go out on gopher patrol!

Sorry for hijacking the thread, but now I must depart (carrying shotguns, poison gas, bear-traps, firehoses and bags of trained weasels).

Posted by: zombie at August 08, 2014 04:11 PM (izqG1)

139 Gophers are solitary critters and are territorial.
But they are relentless diggers.
My cat actually got one, once upon a time.
Posted by: navybrat at August 08, 2014 04:06 PM (JgC5a)

We had a calico cat that was a hunting machine.

She would catch a gopher, eat everything but the jaws then leave the gopher jaws on our front porch as a trophy.

no idea how many gophers she got? dozens

Posted by: Country Sam at August 08, 2014 04:11 PM (W6iIX)

140 The only non invasive, widely dispersed natural and clean method of disposing of gophers is to use a natural predator to kill it which would be a motherfucking gopher snake.

It will track and kill gopher(s) in its tunnel network.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 08, 2014 04:11 PM (qRGTU)

141 It's a shame that you don't have moles instead of gophers. Nothing like the sweet smell of mole asses.

Posted by: Countrysquire, pronounced Gor - Don at August 08, 2014 04:11 PM (eEBON)

142 I'm on phone for fourth time this week with Post Office!
I'm livid!!

Posted by: Carol at August 08, 2014 04:11 PM (sj3Ax)

143 Get your neighbor to the north to offer EBT, Section 8 housing, free healthcare and phone, and in yard tuition, and the problem will take care or itself.

Posted by: flounder at August 08, 2014 04:12 PM (sDapq)

144 When are you going to get Joanne Nosuchinsky on the cast...

She's pretty cool.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 08, 2014 04:12 PM (IXrOn)

145 I see a couple roadside regular gophers on my commute. Not everyday, but close enough. I like 'em. Little bit of wildlife.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 08, 2014 04:12 PM (2cS/G)

146 Y'all are killin' me today.

And I needed the laughs, so thanks!

It's tgif, so I'm off to do some much-needed drinkin'.

Cit X out...have a great weekend, 'rons and 'ronettes!

Posted by: Citizen X at August 08, 2014 04:13 PM (7ObY1)

147 Worth watching. Up close video of the Islamic State.

This episode is mostly a video of young boys playing in the river ... and being indoctrinated to kill all non-muslims. Nothing like watching a couple 10 year olds play splashing games in the water, and then vow to murder your family.

The jihadi dudes seem pretty calm and relaxed as they horse around with the kids, instruct them on why all infidels deserve to die and calmly tell strangers on the street that, if they know what's good for them, they will cover up their whore wife with a thicker fabric that blocks all light, not just some.

An up close look at how they recruit they fanatical followers -- tween boys with AKs looking to kill some infidels.
https://news.vice.com/video/the-islamic-state-part-2

Posted by: Costanza Defense at August 08, 2014 04:13 PM (ZPrif)

148 the university wants proof of residency for in state tuition......oooooooookkkkkkkkaaaaaaaaaayyyyy


Reply back, "Que miras pendejo?"

Posted by: rickb223, District 13 at August 08, 2014 04:13 PM (lbOlz)

149 144 When are you going to get Joanne Nosuchinsky on the cast...

Oh, what I wouldn't do to JoNo.

I mean, oh what I WOULD do to JoNo.

Posted by: Citizen X at August 08, 2014 04:14 PM (7ObY1)

150 Posted by: navycopjoe at August 08, 2014 04:05 PM (YS3vj)

Good to know. Sounds like what I need to do is buy an arsenal, and then pick what I like...Now to convince the wife.

Posted by: Sambo at August 08, 2014 04:14 PM (9UV3C)

151 If gophers vote Dem, they'll be given amnesty.

Posted by: Feh at August 08, 2014 04:14 PM (ZUhiH)

152 (carrying shotguns, poison gas, bear-traps, firehoses and bags of trained weasels).

Posted by: zombie at August 08, 2014 04:11 PM (izqG1)


I cannot think of a more perfect loadout.

Posted by: TangoNine (Does this nic make my ass look fat?) at August 08, 2014 04:14 PM (x3YFz)

153
Ace, the rodent-pest-killin talk has commenced.
This is your cue to post a nood.


Posted by: Soothsayer of The Righteous And Harmonious Fists (-419 days left until climate chaos) at August 08, 2014 04:14 PM (vm79/)

154 edit, my experience is with pocket gophers only

Posted by: Country Sam at August 08, 2014 04:14 PM (W6iIX)

155 Posted by: Citizen X at August 08, 2014 04:14 PM (7ObY1)

Something tells me the answer to the former question would be shorter than the answer to the latter.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther), Derringer Bandit. at August 08, 2014 04:14 PM (PYAXX)

156 You have to establish yourself as the Alpha Gopher. I say start digging.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 08, 2014 04:15 PM (2cS/G)

157 I see a couple roadside regular gophers on my commute. Not everyday, but close enough. I like 'em. Little bit of wildlife.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 08, 2014 04:12 PM (2cS/G)


yeah, it's all fun and fuzzy until it dawns on you that they're watching you back.

Posted by: TangoNine (Does this nic make my ass look fat?) at August 08, 2014 04:16 PM (x3YFz)

158 >>TV's Andy Levy joins Ace, Gabe, Drew and John to discuss Red Eye

So shouldn't they have called the podcast Red Ear?

Posted by: Mama AJ at August 08, 2014 04:16 PM (SUKHu)

159 (carrying shotguns, poison gas, bear-traps, firehoses and bags of trained weasels).

Posted by: zombie at August 08, 2014 04:11 PM (izqG1)


I cannot think of a more perfect loadout.


For gophers or a trip to the strip club?

Posted by: rickb223, District 13 at August 08, 2014 04:16 PM (lbOlz)

160 WHERE ZOMBIE GOPHER?

Posted by: Countrysquire, pronounced Gor - Don at August 08, 2014 04:16 PM (eEBON)

161 Seeing as I'm driving to a job where my bosses are animals, it doesn't bother me.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 08, 2014 04:17 PM (2cS/G)

162 Never trust anyone who says the bags are full of weasels.

Posted by: Ernie the mortician at August 08, 2014 04:18 PM (vgIRn)

163 For gophers or a trip to the strip club?

Posted by: rickb223, District 13 at August 08, 2014 04:16 PM (lbOlz)


yes?

Posted by: TangoNine (Does this nic make my ass look fat?) at August 08, 2014 04:18 PM (x3YFz)

164 Wow, the MSM didn't waste anytime in making barack look heroic. He single hardly saved the Christians according to some news outlets..... Must be nice to own the media...

Posted by: helloit's me Donna and I know nuthink! at August 08, 2014 04:18 PM (9+ccr)

165 When you gaze long at the gopher, the gopher gazes also at you.

Posted by: Nietzsche First Drafts at August 08, 2014 04:19 PM (dQoSM)

166 150 Sounds like what I need to do is buy an arsenal, and then pick what I like...Now to convince the wife

I scored, my wife is a gun nut so adding to the armory is easy
but.......
she is also Sicilian/Spanish so the odds of get shot is pretty high too

Posted by: navycopjoe at August 08, 2014 04:19 PM (YS3vj)

167 Anyone here seen Weasel stopmpin day by Weird Al?

Posted by: helloit's me Donna and I know nuthink! at August 08, 2014 04:19 PM (9+ccr)

168 I don't want to be banned but I would like to kill Post Office!

They gave me case # yesterday @2:00 pm. I was supposed to hear from a supervisor w/in 24 hours. That 24 hours is now 24-48 hours! Business hours & I first called Tuesday & they told me I couldn't call until Thursday!

It's two live rose plants!
I'm calling again & answering survey!

Posted by: Carol at August 08, 2014 04:19 PM (sj3Ax)

169 I'll take the box of 1/2 dozen rabid weasels.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther), Derringer Bandit. at August 08, 2014 04:19 PM (PYAXX)

170 Never trust anyone who says the bags are full of weasels.

Posted by: Ernie the mortician at August 08, 2014 04:18 PM (vgIRn)


ahh. but never cross a man with a bag full of weasels.

Posted by: TangoNine (Does this nic make my ass look fat?) at August 08, 2014 04:19 PM (x3YFz)

171
>>>Funny part is all you have to do is honk your car horn and they all stand up.


No they run away

Posted by: Bigby's Fingerbowl at August 08, 2014 04:19 PM (3ZtZW)

172
Oh, dear...Ace is on Twitter talking about sanitary napkins and tampons.

Posted by: Pug the Boneless at August 08, 2014 04:20 PM (q5gpz)

173 I've done a lot of gopher choking, but haven't killed it yet.

Posted by: Countrysquire, pronounced Gor - Don at August 08, 2014 04:20 PM (eEBON)

174 It's a shame that you don't have moles instead of gophers. Nothing like the sweet smell of mole asses.

If that wasn't barrel-worthy, it should be.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at August 08, 2014 04:20 PM (SY2Kh)

175 okay, back to the springfield
I feel dirty for cheating on it with that sexy italian

Posted by: navycopjoe at August 08, 2014 04:20 PM (YS3vj)

176 Best advice on getting rid of gophers is from Carl Spackler.

Posted by: Feh at August 08, 2014 04:20 PM (ZUhiH)

177 Ace got into Melissa's garbage?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 08, 2014 04:21 PM (5nOMA)

178 If I know anything about Gophers, it's that a pretty vacationer can reduce them to bumbling idiots with the bat of an eye. Know anyone in the cruise business?

Posted by: Captain Steubing at August 08, 2014 04:21 PM (2cS/G)

179 @170

I thought it was never trust a man with a pig farm?

Posted by: Kreplach at August 08, 2014 04:21 PM (qRGTU)

180 I don't want to be banned but I would like to kill Post Office!



They gave me case # yesterday @2:00 pm. I was supposed to hear from a
supervisor w/in 24 hours. That 24 hours is now 24-48 hours! Business
hours I first called Tuesday they told me I couldn't call
until Thursday!



It's two live rose plants!

I'm calling again answering survey!





Posted by: Carol at August 08, 2014 04:19 PM (sj3Ax)


hon (talking Carol down from the clock tower), they're union.

I haven't met a non-idiot/jerk postal employee in 20 years. Boiled cabbage tastes like boiled cabbage, and postal workers are worthless.

Posted by: TangoNine (Does this nic make my ass look fat?) at August 08, 2014 04:21 PM (x3YFz)

181
I've always wanted to try pouring jellied gasoline down one of those holes, lighting a match, and seeing what happens.

Posted by: ScoggDog - L5A at August 08, 2014 04:22 PM (jQjuB)

182 Captain Steubing, shouldn't you be steering USS Cowpens onto another romantic adventure? Say in the Straits of Hormuz?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 08, 2014 04:22 PM (5nOMA)

183 WHERE CAROL ROSE?

Posted by: Countrysquire, pronounced Gor - Don at August 08, 2014 04:22 PM (eEBON)

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Posted by: xghbhmbqwn at August 08, 2014 04:22 PM (nAkB/)

185 I thought it was never trust a man with a pig farm?

Posted by: Kreplach at August 08, 2014 04:21 PM (qRGTU)


befriend him!

Cuz ya never know.

Posted by: TangoNine (Does this nic make my ass look fat?) at August 08, 2014 04:22 PM (x3YFz)

186 hon (talking Carol down from the clock tower), they're union.



Then why talk her down?

Posted by: rickb223, District 13 at August 08, 2014 04:22 PM (lbOlz)

187 180 postal workers are worthless.

postal workers are the jay cutler of the federal government

Posted by: navycopjoe at August 08, 2014 04:23 PM (YS3vj)

188 someone open the barrel.

We have an initiate.

Posted by: TangoNine (Does this nic make my ass look fat?) at August 08, 2014 04:23 PM (x3YFz)

189
I>>>>'ve always wanted to try pouring jellied gasoline down one of those holes, lighting a match, and seeing what happens.

Supposedly, you can mix ammonia and dish detergent together and dump that down the hole

Posted by: Bigby's Fingerbowl at August 08, 2014 04:23 PM (3ZtZW)

190 I've done my work for today.

Posted by: Earflaps McBaritone at August 08, 2014 04:24 PM (Y6xQZ)

191 Posted by: xghbhmbqwn at August 08, 2014 04:22 PM (nAkB/)

Fuck off doucheweasel. This is my corner.

Posted by: Lace Wigs Guy at August 08, 2014 04:24 PM (sDapq)

192 I'm calling again answering survey!

They don't care.

The Post Office operates a monopoly (whenever you *can* avoid it, you should- but you often can't), so their "profits" (whoever heard of an unprofitable monopoly?) are assured. With your tax-dollars, if necessary.

That means their paychecks are assured. With your tax-dollars, if necessary.

That means it doesn't matter how badly they screw up, the only person it negatively affects is you, so why should they care?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther), Derringer Bandit. at August 08, 2014 04:24 PM (PYAXX)

193 I thought Althouse voted for Romney. It's Megan McArdle that voted for Obama twice (IIRC).

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD needs no thrusters at August 08, 2014 04:06 PM (mf5HN)



I'm willing to be wrong, but I'm pretty sure I remember Althouse saying she was voting for Obama again in 2012.

Here. Have a consolation Frozen Pineapple Margarita.

*pours into USB*

Posted by: naturafake at August 08, 2014 04:24 PM (0cMkb)

194 Then why talk her down?

Posted by: rickb223, District 13 at August 08, 2014 04:22 PM (lbOlz)


Good point.

Carol if you need ammo...

Posted by: TangoNine (Does this nic make my ass look fat?) at August 08, 2014 04:24 PM (x3YFz)

195 Lois Lerner was that you with that wall of text??

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 08, 2014 04:24 PM (5nOMA)

196 "i'm not against the disrespect Mimi. in truth, my wife and i follow Mm. i say some things to the woman's when your mom pisses me and my friends up, however,though she's got also known as us a prostitute, A hooker as well as a pole dancer. overall health on a 4x6 publication frame. found both make and internet based framework. smart syndication to find 20 and as well 30 somethings, Commuters, on the go

_______________________________________

Who here can argue with that?

Posted by: Countrysquire, pronounced Gor - Don at August 08, 2014 04:24 PM (eEBON)

197 Someone kick the autobot again.
It's stuck on authentic techno gibberish.

Posted by: rickb223, District 13 at August 08, 2014 04:24 PM (lbOlz)

198 Well, that was weird.

Posted by: Seems legit at August 08, 2014 04:24 PM (Gm6Fd)

199
>>>>We have an initiate.

(voices in the barrel) WE ACCEPT YOU WE ACCEPT YOU ONE OF US ONE OF US

Posted by: Bigby's Fingerbowl at August 08, 2014 04:24 PM (3ZtZW)

200 Gopher killing is a euphemism for masturbation, isn't it.

Posted by: toby928(C) at August 08, 2014 04:25 PM (QupBk)

201 Isaac! Get me another Hurricane. Make it a triple.

Posted by: Captain Stubing at August 08, 2014 04:25 PM (2cS/G)

202 So now what do I do?????



Posted by: zombie at August 08, 2014 03:38 PM (izqG1)


I've been posting about this idea for several weeks regarding the Hamas tunnels. It was originally designed for gophers.

http://youtu.be/CgztUzqaL3E

Posted by: D-Lamp at August 08, 2014 04:25 PM (Vutl+)

203 I heard a story about a pissed off farmer who filled the gophers tunnels with propane then lite it.

not sure I believe it though.

Posted by: Country Sam at August 08, 2014 04:25 PM (W6iIX)

204 Posted by: xghbhmbqwn at August 08, 2014 04:22 PM (nAkB/)

What the actual fuck?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther), Derringer Bandit. at August 08, 2014 04:25 PM (PYAXX)

205 188 someone open the barrel.

We have an initiate.
Posted by: TangoNine (Does this nic make my ass look fat?) at August 08, 2014 04:23 PM (x3YFz)

--The Barrel is almost too good for spammers like that.

Posted by: logprof at August 08, 2014 04:25 PM (Y6xQZ)

206 Wait no, that weasel whipping.

My bad.

Posted by: toby928(C) at August 08, 2014 04:25 PM (QupBk)

207
Interesting Bigby. I know 50/50 Clorox and Comet is some mean shit.

Let's try both ... at once !!!

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 08, 2014 04:25 PM (jQjuB)

208 Get rid of gophers?
Send them home to Vermont.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2014 04:26 PM (D/504)

209 All the folks working in the post offices around here are friendly, helpful, and professional. Maybe this area just has good management.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 08, 2014 04:26 PM (zfY+H)

210 The frosting designs have reached the worst attractions, once you your
triple frosting, There continues to a double jelly to pay off.


I hate it when that happens.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at August 08, 2014 04:26 PM (/kI1Q)

211 Country Squire,
Why do you want to know where I am? I'm home in Massachusetts.

Posted by: Carol at August 08, 2014 04:26 PM (sj3Ax)

212 A prostitute, a hooker and a pole dancer walk into a bar...

Posted by: Seems legit at August 08, 2014 04:26 PM (Gm6Fd)

213 Gopher killing is a euphemism for masturbation, isn't it.

Posted by: toby928(C) at August 08, 2014 04:25 PM (QupBk)


dude you *really* have to stop downloading cheerleader pics.

Posted by: TangoNine (Does this nic make my ass look fat?) at August 08, 2014 04:26 PM (x3YFz)

214 200 Gopher killing is a euphemism for masturbation, isn't it.


What isn't?

Posted by: Plasticizing the thumbtack at August 08, 2014 04:26 PM (vgIRn)

215 Posted by: Seems legit at August 08, 2014 04:26 PM (Gm6Fd)

You misspelled "up to"

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther), Derringer Bandit. at August 08, 2014 04:27 PM (PYAXX)

216 Those old-fashioned spring-loaded mouse traps work great with peanut butter.

Can you just load one up with a worm and get rid of a mole?

Posted by: Feh at August 08, 2014 04:27 PM (ZUhiH)

217 Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther), Derringer Bandit. at August 08, 2014 04:25 PM (PYAXX)

HA a spam bot tried to spam the ancient system! That's fuckign funny.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) And father to be in 5 months! at August 08, 2014 04:27 PM (HDwDg)

218 Posted by: xghbhmbqwn at August 08, 2014 04:22 PM (nAkB/)

yike,

nice wall of text ya got there

Posted by: Country Sam at August 08, 2014 04:27 PM (W6iIX)

219 Who here can argue with that?
Posted by: Countrysquire, pronounced Gor - Don at August 08, 2014 04:24 PM (eEBON)

I'll give it a go.

Posted by: machines for sale at August 08, 2014 04:27 PM (Y6xQZ)

220 My dad killed a beehive by dumping half a gallon of gas into the hole in a hillside and letting it steep... then lighting it on fire. There was a great WHOOOMP sound we could feel in our feet under us, then a wave of fire went down the hillside of dry grass where the gas fumes had rolled out. Took us a while to get it under control, but it was funny.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 08, 2014 04:27 PM (zfY+H)

221 I thought we already got rid of gofers. Call them interns now.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 08, 2014 04:27 PM (2cS/G)

222 I scored, my wife is a gun nut so adding to the armory is easy
but.......
she is also Sicilian/Spanish so the odds of get shot is pretty high too
Posted by: navycopjoe at August 08, 2014 04:19 PM (YS3vj)


I guess I should rephrase. My wife is also strongly in favor of being armed. The obstacle is finances, so I would need to convince her that multiple firearms is more important than, say, refinishing our currently bare plywood floors.

And I'm with you. My wife has every bit of her Latina temper to make arming her somewhat dangerous :-).

Posted by: Sambo at August 08, 2014 04:27 PM (9UV3C)

223 The best way to destroy a gopher tunnel is to buy some model rockets from your local hobby store and fire them towards Israel.

Might as well bring in the experts.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at August 08, 2014 04:27 PM (SY2Kh)

224 138
OK, must go out on gopher patrol!



Sorry for hijacking the thread, but now I must depart (carrying
shotguns, poison gas, bear-traps, firehoses and bags of trained
weasels).

Posted by: zombie at August 08, 2014 04:11 PM (izqG1)


You gotta be kiddin? I just posted what looks to me like the best way to deal with Hamas and Gopher tunnels, and you've bugged out?


Timing is everything I guess.


Posted by: D-Lamp at August 08, 2014 04:28 PM (Vutl+)

225 Bopping the groundhog.

Posted by: toby928(C) at August 08, 2014 04:28 PM (QupBk)

226 Interesting Bigby. I know 50/50 Clorox and Comet is some mean shit.

Let's try both ... at once !!!

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 08, 2014 04:25 PM (jQjuB)


shhh! mixing bathroom cleaners is one of the few remaining avenues of natural selection. Don't jinx it.

Posted by: TangoNine (Does this nic make my ass look fat?) at August 08, 2014 04:28 PM (x3YFz)

227 You want me to kill all the golfers? Isn't that illegal?

Posted by: Carl Spackler at August 08, 2014 04:29 PM (zfY+H)

228 Has anyone asked Bill Murray on how to deal with this gopher?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 08, 2014 04:29 PM (5nOMA)

229 Posted by: TangoNine (Does this nic make my ass look fat?) at August 08, 2014 04:28 PM (x3YFz

Both are bleach based so....
I'm guessing...nothing.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) And father to be in 5 months! at August 08, 2014 04:29 PM (HDwDg)

230 209 All the folks working in the post offices around here are friendly, helpful, and professional. Maybe this area just has good management.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor

_________________________________________

I've mentioned the same thing here before as well. Then, this past Sunday, I had a delivery coming that was marked "address undeliverable". This is the same address that they've been delivering to for six days a week without fail. My guess is some lazy bastard was pissed about working on a Sunday and decided not to deliver anything, just sit at the post office and draw the overtime money.

Posted by: Countrysquire, pronounced Gor - Don at August 08, 2014 04:29 PM (eEBON)

231 @136 But, by gollee, those gophers KNEW they were dead.
-------------------

And there's nothing worse than a gopher that doesn't know it's dead. Stupid zombified tunnel diggers, out looking for brains.

Posted by: junior at August 08, 2014 04:29 PM (UWFpX)

232 I saw spam the ancient system open for Voivod at the PNC Bank Art Center in '04

Posted by: Kreplach at August 08, 2014 04:30 PM (qRGTU)

233 I think you should make friends with the gopher. Buy it food, provide it warm bedding. It will move on to someone else's yard because of your good will.

Posted by: Dumbass lefty at August 08, 2014 04:30 PM (Gm6Fd)

234 she is also Sicilian/Spanish so the odds of get shot is pretty high too

Posted by: navycopjoe at August 08, 2014 04:19 PM (YS3vj)


Are you insane? No, really. WHY!?

Posted by: TangoNine (Does this nic make my ass look fat?) at August 08, 2014 04:30 PM (x3YFz)

235 203
I heard a story about a pissed off farmer who filled the gophers tunnels with propane then lite it.



not sure I believe it though.

Posted by: Country Sam at August 08, 2014 04:25 PM (W6iIX)

No, it's true. Developed in Purcell Oklahoma. They are now selling the things.

http://youtu.be/CgztUzqaL3E

Posted by: D-Lamp at August 08, 2014 04:30 PM (Vutl+)

236
"184 Posted by: xghbhmbqwn at August 08, 2014 04:22 PM (nAkB/)"

That's hard to argue against that.

Posted by: lowandslow at August 08, 2014 04:30 PM (yfEHS)

237 Yeah althouse says she voted for Romney. No need to attack her for voting for Obama twice when she didn't. She's got enough other stupid idiocy to rip on her for that proves her stupidity anyways.

Posted by: buzzion at August 08, 2014 04:10 PM (fFWDS)


Welp, I guess I'm wrong. Ding Dang it.

Still doesn't excuse the tremendous amount of stupid present in her post.

That's quite the fantasy world she's living in.

No margarita left for you, buzzion.

Here's a few peanuts I picked up from the bar floor.

*shoves into USB port*

Posted by: naturafake at August 08, 2014 04:31 PM (0cMkb)

238 Gopher killing is a euphemism for masturbation, isn't it.


There isn't much left once Isaac makes his way through the passenger list.

Posted by: Gopher at August 08, 2014 04:31 PM (W2oO0)

239 That's hard to argue against that.

I disagree.

Posted by: toby928(C) Contrarian at August 08, 2014 04:31 PM (QupBk)

240 Both are bleach based so....
I'm guessing...nothing.
Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) And father to be in 5 months! at August 08, 2014 04:29 PM (HDwDg)

I believe it is clorox and windex combination that get you clorine gas

Posted by: Country Sam at August 08, 2014 04:32 PM (W6iIX)

241 Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 08, 2014 04:27 PM (zfY+H)

Story time!

My father-in-law is a real-life Red Green. Here: have example: http://youtu.be/rdGy2zBH1tc


So, when my wife was a young slip of a thing, some bees decided to take up residence in the walls of their back entrance room (hard to explain). There were two fairly large holes.

So what does F-i-L do? He decides to get rid of them. First he covers one hole with plywood. He then takes a weed-whacker, and rigs it up so he can turn it on and leave it on, then places it in the second hole- and turns it on. He then goes back to the other side of the wall, and pounds on it real hard.

Once he turned off the weed-whacker, he went inside and advised everyone not to go out back without their shoes on.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther), Derringer Bandit. at August 08, 2014 04:32 PM (PYAXX)

242 Package is insured for $50. Rose company told me to file the claim.

I'm taking something to calm down & going outside.

I printed info & will file $50 claim tonight!
I don't care if it's really our $ but I was charged for the shipping & insurance!

Posted by: Carol at August 08, 2014 04:32 PM (sj3Ax)

243 Has anyone asked Bill Murray on how to deal with this gopher?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 08, 2014 04:29 PM (5nOMA)

http://tinyurl.com/ln442b9

Posted by: Jen at August 08, 2014 04:32 PM (vMNDp)

244 Bleach + Ammonia.

Posted by: eleven at August 08, 2014 04:33 PM (VhqUZ)

245
When are you going to get Joanne Nosuchinsky on the cast...

Oh, what I wouldn't do to JoNo.

I mean, oh what I WOULD do to JoNo.

Posted by: Citizen X at August 08, 2014 04:14 PM (7ObY1)







The things I'm going to do for my country......

Posted by: Xander Cage at August 08, 2014 04:33 PM (TIIx5)

246 TSR ... at least regarding Clorox and Comet, it gives off a gawd-awful vapor.

Posted by: ScoggDog - L5A at August 08, 2014 04:33 PM (jQjuB)

247 A as soon as distorted tour comes around we may possibly regionsed the periods three derived from one of year, not including warped! I remember the day of community,wi-fi network tv program using 2008 a relationship i had put together tends to make, expression every one i want would have been to be available on out of shape various day. ever previously year individuals accrued executive, making your reservation on and as of late ok'd to fearless certs





Wow. Throw in an occasional "SHOE SALE!!!!!" and it's like a window into the female brain.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at August 08, 2014 04:33 PM (vgIRn)

248 Bob Dole can help with your 'soft launch' problem, Mr. Levy.

Posted by: Bob Dole at August 08, 2014 04:33 PM (W2oO0)

249 Posted by: TangoNine (Does this nic make my ass look fat?) at August 08, 2014 04:28 PM (x3YFz



Both are bleach based so....

I'm guessing...nothing.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) And father to be in 5 months! at August 08, 2014 04:29 PM (HDwDg)


Drano and any basic (as in acid/base) compound...

some idiot hippie will make a drug out of it or some clown terrorist will make a bomb out of it.

Posted by: TangoNine (Does this nic make my ass look fat?) at August 08, 2014 04:33 PM (x3YFz)

250 @230 I've mentioned the same thing here before as well. Then, this past Sunday, I had a delivery coming that was marked "address undeliverable". This is the same address that they've been delivering to for six days a week without fail. My guess is some lazy bastard was pissed about working on a Sunday and decided not to deliver anything, just sit at the post office and draw the overtime money.
-------------------------

My favorite is when I marked something "Return to Sender - No Such Resident", drop it in the mailbox on the corner, and then find it in my mail the next day.

Posted by: junior at August 08, 2014 04:33 PM (UWFpX)

251 I believe it is clorox and windex combination that get you clorine gas


Clorox & household ammonia?

Posted by: rickb223, District 13 at August 08, 2014 04:34 PM (lbOlz)

252 Speaking of rodentia, when I was looking into the history of Nutria in America a couple weeks ago, it was pretty interesting. Bunch of different populations across the US, some brought to be hunted, some to be fur-farmed, some as vegetation control. Pretty much everywhere they escaped their confines/exceeded their predicted boundaries. Half a dozen or so States have extinct populations, mainly northern States where the farms closed. Others have still-multiplying populations with no natural predators. Our NC population seems to be migration from Georgia.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 08, 2014 04:34 PM (2cS/G)

253 Posted by: TangoNine (Does this nic make my ass look fat?) at August 08, 2014 04:33 PM (x3YFz)

Is drano acidic now.

Huh I always get that confused.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) And father to be in 5 months! at August 08, 2014 04:34 PM (HDwDg)

254 I thought that Drano was pretty much just lye.

Posted by: toby928(C) Contrarian at August 08, 2014 04:35 PM (QupBk)

255 Is drano acidic now.

Huh I always get that confused.
Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c)

_________________________________

It doesn't taste acidic...

Posted by: Countrysquire, pronounced Gor - Don at August 08, 2014 04:35 PM (eEBON)

256 I'm no chemist, just a grumpy physicist but did have to waddle through a few semesters of chem.

explody or toxic thingys are frighteningly easy to make.

Posted by: TangoNine (Does this nic make my ass look fat?) at August 08, 2014 04:35 PM (x3YFz)

257 It doesn't taste acidic...

Posted by: Countrysquire, pronounced Gor - Don at August 08, 2014 04:35 PM (eEBON)


...try it again.

Posted by: TangoNine (Does this nic make my ass look fat?) at August 08, 2014 04:36 PM (x3YFz)

258 The Gophers invasion of your yard is an act of Love.

Welcome them for they are the future of your yard and your home.

In ten years, gophers will make up 52% of the inhabitants of your house.


Welcome them with love and carrots.

Posted by: Jeb Bush at August 08, 2014 04:37 PM (0cMkb)

259 Pretty much everywhere they escaped their confines/exceeded their predicted boundaries. Half a dozen or so States have extinct populations, mainly northern States where the farms closed. Others have still-multiplying populations with no natural predators. Our NC population seems to be migration from Georgia.


Louisiana pays a $10 bounty per nutria tail.

Posted by: rickb223, District 13 at August 08, 2014 04:37 PM (lbOlz)

260 258
The Gophers invasion of your yard is an act of Love.



Welcome them for they are the future of your yard and your home.



In ten years, gophers will make up 52% of the inhabitants of your house.





Welcome them with love and carrots.



Posted by: Jeb Bush at August 08, 2014 04:37 PM (0cMkb)

Doing the jobs the squirrels won't do.

Posted by: MSM at August 08, 2014 04:38 PM (sDapq)

261 Yeah, LA had the best entry. "Primary population control factors: hunting, alligators."

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 08, 2014 04:39 PM (2cS/G)

262
Louisiana pays a $10 bounty per nutria tail.

Posted by: rickb223, District 13 at August 08, 2014 04:37 PM (lbOlz)


Growing up, the ranchers gave us $0.25/tail

Shit... I see a business opportunity.

Posted by: TangoNine (Does this nic make my ass look fat?) at August 08, 2014 04:39 PM (x3YFz)

263 Welcome them with love and carrots.

Absolutely!

If by "love and carrots" you mean "bait and .22lr"

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther), Derringer Bandit. at August 08, 2014 04:39 PM (PYAXX)

264

*cheers*

scotch time

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 08, 2014 04:39 PM (IXrOn)

265 "Once he turned off the weed-whacker, he went inside and advised everyone not to go out back without their shoes on."

In your father-in-law's defense, it probably worked well.

Posted by: Carl Spackler at August 08, 2014 04:39 PM (zfY+H)

266 Louisiana pays a $10 bounty per nutria tail.
Posted by: rickb223, District 13 at August 08, 2014 04:37 PM (lbOlz)

that is alot.

whenst I was a kid the ditch company only paid $.25 per gopher tail.

Posted by: Country Sam at August 08, 2014 04:39 PM (W6iIX)

267 244 Bleach + Ammonia.
Posted by: eleven at August 08, 2014 04:33 PM (VhqUZ)


Maybe not . . .

Posted by: Peggy Hill at August 08, 2014 04:40 PM (Y6xQZ)

268
>>>>Shit... I see a business opportunity.

You're gonna go on a Nutria expedition in Louisiana?

Posted by: Bigby's Fingerbowl at August 08, 2014 04:40 PM (3ZtZW)

269 Posted by: TangoNine (Does this nic make my ass look fat?) at August 08, 2014 04:39 PM (x3YFz)

I wonder if you could sell one the nose and the other the tail...

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther), Derringer Bandit. at August 08, 2014 04:40 PM (PYAXX)

270 Growing up, the ranchers gave us $0.25/tail


That wouldn't cover the cost of the .22lr round now.

Posted by: rickb223, District 13 at August 08, 2014 04:40 PM (lbOlz)

271 In your father-in-law's defense, it probably worked well.

Oh, indeed it did.

That makes it no less redneck.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther), Derringer Bandit. at August 08, 2014 04:41 PM (PYAXX)

272
hey

close to quittin time

taking the kid to a rubber duck derby

Posted by: Bigby's Fingerbowl at August 08, 2014 04:41 PM (3ZtZW)

273 Eleven,
Bleach + Ammonia together can kill user.
If someone uses mix outside,

Posted by: Carol at August 08, 2014 04:41 PM (sj3Ax)

274 taking the kid to a rubber duck derby

If there's one with a propeller on it's behind, pick that one.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther), Derringer Bandit. at August 08, 2014 04:42 PM (PYAXX)

275 WTF?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther), Derringer Bandit. at August 08, 2014 04:42 PM (PYAXX)

276 Carol, is the post office far from where you live? If not, couldn't you just go pick them up?

Posted by: Tami at August 08, 2014 04:42 PM (v0/PR)

277 There's one swimming around the marsh that surrounds the Boat House at Reynolda Gardens in Winston-Salem. Old estate owned by a daughter of RJ Reynolds. Now a museum, park, high-end shop area adjacent to Wake Forest U. Nice place for lunch. I go there a lot, but the Nutria I saw was a first for me. Took me two days to be sure it was what it was. Interesting because we are at about the known boundary for them. Maybe even a little past it, depending on the study.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 08, 2014 04:42 PM (2cS/G)

278 You folks do understand that I'm CINC of the 3d Squirrel Brigade.

We even have a 2mm mortar section. Spec ops. Dangerous. Squirrely and stuff.

No shit: unit patch:

http://greyttimes.com/?p=778

Posted by: TangoNine (Does this nic make my ass look fat?) at August 08, 2014 04:42 PM (x3YFz)

279 I fully blame Pixy for that. I closed my tag, dang it.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther), Derringer Bandit. at August 08, 2014 04:43 PM (PYAXX)

280 Nutria expedition in Louisiana

*********

That's another euphemism, isn't it.

Posted by: . at August 08, 2014 04:43 PM (vgIRn)

281 In your father-in-law's defense, it probably worked well.

Oh, indeed it did.

That makes it no less redneck.



Works and someone gets hurt = classic redneck.
Works and someone doesn't get hurt = still redneck.
Just a smart one.

Posted by: rickb223, District 13 at August 08, 2014 04:43 PM (lbOlz)

282
Hmmm...I like when the coaches went after him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQXhdV5hH5Q

Posted by: Pug the Boneless at August 08, 2014 04:43 PM (q5gpz)

283 10 Zombie, I have heard road flares stuffed in their holes (batter up) will kill them by CO poisoning or perhaps drive them away via the smell.
Posted by: flounder at August 08, 2014 03:41 PM (sDapq)

Blast Yoko Ono music into the hole. They'll all commit suicide.

Posted by: The Hobo Wears PHONE! at August 08, 2014 04:43 PM (XeGAx)

284 Wanted to check out some info on the Alaska senate race and saw this. Is this right? I'm looking at Wiki at 2014 Senate elections, and in Tennessee, for the general election, there are one R, one D, one Tea (whatever that is), and 10 Independent candidates?!!!

States need to start to have mandated primaries in cases like this. Oh, and closed primaries, too.

And yeah, I'm still pissed off about Alexander winning. Open primaries and splitters. What could go wrong?


http://tinyurl.com/olao66f


Posted by: joanne at August 08, 2014 04:43 PM (s/quq)

285 234 Are you insane? No, really. WHY!?

cause she is really hot

Posted by: navycopjoe at August 08, 2014 04:43 PM (YS3vj)

286 Don't think I did not notice that, AllenG.

Posted by: The Barrel at August 08, 2014 04:44 PM (sDapq)

287 Louisiana pays a $10 bounty per nutria tail.


Beaver Hunt pays way better.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at August 08, 2014 04:45 PM (W2oO0)

288 Posted by: rickb223, District 13 at August 08, 2014 04:43 PM (lbOlz)

This is the same man who once got himself stuck inside a pontoon.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther), Derringer Bandit. at August 08, 2014 04:45 PM (PYAXX)

289 When you look at the Barrel, the Barrel is looking back at you.

Posted by: eleven at August 08, 2014 04:45 PM (VhqUZ)

290 cause she is really hot


Best Webcam on the Net!

Posted by: garrett at August 08, 2014 04:46 PM (W2oO0)

291 Works and someone gets hurt = classic redneck.

Works and someone doesn't get hurt = still redneck.

Just a smart one.

Posted by: rickb223, District 13 at August 08, 2014 04:43 PM (lbOlz)


as long as it worked.

Posted by: TangoNine (Does this nic make my ass look fat?) at August 08, 2014 04:46 PM (x3YFz)

292 WHO WAS PHONE?
Posted by: rickb223, District 13 at August 08, 2014 03:38 PM (lbOlz)


my younger sister

FOR AN HOUR

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 08, 2014 04:47 PM (IXrOn)

293 For Moron approval - UFC's newest fighter Paige Vanzant

http://fanmma.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/paige-vanzant-2.jpg

Look at those elbows.

And some music : Beautiful Fighter by Angela from the anime Corpse Princess - http://youtu.be/xCVnaNyFXjU

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 08, 2014 04:47 PM (5nOMA)

294 UFC's newest fighter Paige Vanzant

Somehow "I'd hit it" doesn't seem appropriate in this instance...

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther), Derringer Bandit. at August 08, 2014 04:48 PM (PYAXX)

295 SPAM THE ANCIENT SYSTEM

Posted by: Kreplach at August 08, 2014 04:48 PM (qRGTU)

296 Girl at work had a redneck idea. I put it together for her.

Redneck whiteboard.

Sheet of plain white paper laminated. Dry erase marker.

Posted by: rickb223, District 13 at August 08, 2014 04:48 PM (lbOlz)

297 @283 Blast Yoko Ono music into the hole. They'll all commit suicide.
----------------

That tends to attract beetles, though. You might be exchanging one problem for another.

Posted by: junior at August 08, 2014 04:49 PM (UWFpX)

298
Friday random music selection

Bleachers - I Wanna Get Better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5osPtE7kXI

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 08, 2014 04:49 PM (IXrOn)

299 WHO WAS REDNECK?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther), Derringer Bandit. at August 08, 2014 04:49 PM (PYAXX)

300 For Moron approval - UFC's newest fighter Paige Vanzant

http://fanmma.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/paige-vanzant-2.jpg

Look at those elbows.

And some music : Beautiful Fighter by Angela from the anime Corpse Princess - http://youtu.be/xCVnaNyFXjU


Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 08, 2014 04:47 PM (5nOMA)


Why is punching that girl in the face a good idea?

Posted by: TangoNine (Does this nic make my ass look fat?) at August 08, 2014 04:49 PM (x3YFz)

301 Posted by: TangoNine (Does this nic make my ass look fat?) at August 08, 2014 04:46 PM (x3YFz)

Seems to me beer should be involved at some point too. (Or other booze)

I remember going down to my friends farm to set up for Deer season (clear out some of the trails, get some other things ready.)

We were supposed to move a log to the front porch so his dad could carve their name into it.

Thing was heaver than we expected and we couldn't get a good grip on it. Resolved to deal with it later we went back in and drank.

Bout and hour later we here some chain being messed with and the old tractor start up and a heck of a sound.

Friend tied the log to the tractor and is got the pedal to the floor.

This was of course and obvious solution, it was the booze and the "YEE-HAAAW!" that made it redneck.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) And father to be in 5 months! at August 08, 2014 04:50 PM (HDwDg)

302 Lamar Alexander against six republicans! They should have united against Carr & no national group,supported Carr with $. Instead they spend a ton of $ on other races & lost.

Senate Conservatives Fund hasn't done well since Jim DeMint left.

Posted by: Carol at August 08, 2014 04:50 PM (sj3Ax)

303 Why is punching that girl in the face a good idea?

Try it and find out.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at August 08, 2014 04:50 PM (SY2Kh)

304 @NBCNews

JUST IN: James Brady's death ruled homicide - from John Hickley's gunshot in 1981 http://nbcnews.to/1muvWp1


Posted by: Tami at August 08, 2014 04:50 PM (v0/PR)

305 Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) And father to be in 5 months! at August 08, 2014 04:50 PM (HDwDg)

"Hold my beer and watch _this_"

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther), Derringer Bandit. at August 08, 2014 04:51 PM (PYAXX)

306 Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 08, 2014 04:26 PM (zfY+H)

Small post office makes all the difference in the world!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 08, 2014 04:51 PM (o3MSL)

307 Thing was heaver than we expected and we couldn't
get a good grip on it. Resolved to deal with it later we went back in
and drank.



Bout and hour later we here some chain being messed with and the old tractor start up and a heck of a sound.



Friend tied the log to the tractor and is got the pedal to the floor.



This was of course and obvious solution, it was the booze and the "YEE-HAAAW!" that made it redneck.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) And father to be in 5 months! at August 08, 2014 04:50 PM (HDwDg)


Hah... good stuff. Never let smart stand in the way of a solution. (btdt)

Posted by: TangoNine (Does this nic make my ass look fat?) at August 08, 2014 04:51 PM (x3YFz)

308
That tends to attract beetles, though. You might be exchanging one problem for another.
Posted by: junior at August 08, 2014 04:49 PM (UWFpX)

Perfect.

Posted by: The Hobo Wears PHONE! at August 08, 2014 04:52 PM (XeGAx)

309 Posted by: Tami at August 08, 2014 04:50 PM (v0/PR)

So are they saying that what killed him was the bullet? Wasn't that, you know, removed?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther), Derringer Bandit. at August 08, 2014 04:52 PM (PYAXX)

310
Why is punching that girl in the face a good idea?



Try it and find out.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at August 08, 2014 04:50 PM (SY2Kh)


uh...

Posted by: TangoNine (Does this nic make my ass look fat?) at August 08, 2014 04:53 PM (x3YFz)

311 Posted by: TangoNine (Does this nic make my ass look fat?) at August 08, 2014 04:51 PM (x3YFz)

The chains also made it easier to get a hold of the log to get it up the steps to the porch.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) And father to be in 5 months! at August 08, 2014 04:53 PM (HDwDg)

312 Alright, friends-in-the-box, I'm out.

See y'all on the other side of the weekend.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther), Derringer Bandit. at August 08, 2014 04:56 PM (PYAXX)

313 JUST IN: James Brady's death ruled homicide - from John Hickley's gunshot in 1981 http://nbcnews.to/1muvWp1







Posted by: Tami at August 08, 2014 04:50 PM (v0/PR)


oh for the love of god....

Following that logic trail of stupidity, my mom is culpable in my eventual death for giving birth to me.

Fucking liberals and their precision at avoiding logic.

Posted by: TangoNine (Does this nic make my ass look fat?) at August 08, 2014 04:56 PM (x3YFz)

314 Another picture of the 20 year old model and fighter Paige.

http://tinyurl.com/lng3qd4

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 08, 2014 04:56 PM (5nOMA)

315
So are they saying that what killed him was the bullet? Wasn't that, you know, removed?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther), Derringer Bandit. at August 08, 2014 04:52 PM (PYAXX)


I dunno what they're talking about. The link goes to a video, 'Flashback: The Legacy of Jim Brady.' Can't find anything on what their tweet says.

Posted by: Tami at August 08, 2014 04:56 PM (v0/PR)

316 huh?

Breaking News @BreakingNews
Death of Reagan press secretary James Brady ruled a homicide, stemming from 1981 shooting - @NBCNews http://www.breakingnews.com/t/Tds

Posted by: Costanza Defense at August 08, 2014 04:57 PM (ZPrif)

317 www.wikihow.com/Get-Rid-of-Gophers

Posted by: Mustelidae Nivalis at August 08, 2014 04:57 PM (IQI2h)

318 So now what do I do?????

Posted by: zombie at August 08, 2014 03:38 PM (izqG1)


Chocolate ex-lax.

Have someone run/stmop around the tunnel system and the slip a bunch of the flavored ex-lax into the hole.

The gophers will eat it up and then literally s**t themselves to death in their burrows.

Posted by: The Lax Hat at August 08, 2014 04:57 PM (QxHhO)

319 I guess you could argue he was paralyzed, which tends to cause lots of other medical problems and lead to a shortened life.
I guess.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at August 08, 2014 04:58 PM (ZPrif)

320 Fun fact: The Bush's and the Hinkleys wet close friends.

In fact Neil Bush and Scott Hinkley had dinner plans to talk business when the assassination attempt happened.

Of course the media has memory holed these connections or didn't look to closely into them.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 08, 2014 04:58 PM (qRGTU)

321 Sheet of plain white paper laminated. Dry erase marker.


Lamination's pretty fancy. You meant "coated in plastic packing tape", right?

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at August 08, 2014 04:58 PM (/kI1Q)

322 @319 I guess you could argue he was paralyzed, which tends to cause lots of other medical problems and lead to a shortened life.
I guess.
--------------------

Over 30 years later?

Doesn't sound like his life was shortened all that much...

Posted by: junior at August 08, 2014 04:59 PM (UWFpX)

323 I guess this is the only time something like a duck-face is allowed. Here is Paige delivering a kick.

http://tinyurl.com/qez2284


Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 08, 2014 04:59 PM (5nOMA)

324 Tami,
I'm afraid if I go to Post Office they'll say it's out for delivery!

Posted by: Carol at August 08, 2014 05:00 PM (sj3Ax)

325 Fun fact: The Bush's and the Hinkleys wet close friends.

Posted by: Kreplach


TMI!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 08, 2014 05:00 PM (+1qpH)

326 This theory is going around the interwebs. Claim is the shootdown was meant as a false flag for Putin to invade. But the separatists fucked up and shot down the wrong plane.

East of Brussels @EastOfBrussels 9h
#Russia troops downed #MH17, mistook it for #Aeroflot intended to serve as invasion pretext http://www.themoscowtimes.com/article/504793.html

Posted by: Costanza Defense at August 08, 2014 05:00 PM (ZPrif)

327 Have you tried playing Kenny Loggins to lure him out?

Posted by: ginaswo at August 08, 2014 05:00 PM (+X1qa)

328 Have you tried playing Kenny Loggins to lure him out?


Muskrat Love.

Posted by: rickb223, District 13 at August 08, 2014 05:02 PM (lbOlz)

329 324 Tami,
I'm afraid if I go to Post Office they'll say it's out for delivery!

Posted by: Carol at August 08, 2014 05:00 PM (sj3Ax)

Well, if I were you, I'd risk it. I would have done it sooner though. And if it was out for delivery, you'd have it.

Posted by: Tami at August 08, 2014 05:02 PM (v0/PR)

330 I once saw Wet Close Friends open for Cradle of Filth at the Roadhouse in '05.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 08, 2014 05:02 PM (qRGTU)

331 @326 This theory is going around the interwebs. Claim is the shootdown was meant as a false flag for Putin to invade. But the separatists fucked up and shot down the wrong plane.
--------------------

Not that I'm saying it isn't possible. But given that the Ukrainians are the source of this story, I think I'd like a lot more information - namely about how they learned this - before I start giving even a little credence to it.

Posted by: junior at August 08, 2014 05:03 PM (UWFpX)

332 Nood.

Posted by: rickb223, District 13 at August 08, 2014 05:04 PM (lbOlz)

333 I once saw Wet Close Friends open for Cradle of Filth at the Roadhouse in '05.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 08, 2014 05:02 PM (qRGTU)


i will be so glad when this meme dies.

Posted by: TangoNine (Does this nic make my ass look fat?) at August 08, 2014 05:05 PM (x3YFz)

334 @333

Memes never really die.

They just age.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 08, 2014 05:07 PM (qRGTU)

335 Re Gophers.

Dry ice? Heavier than air?

Posted by: Golfman in NC at August 08, 2014 05:11 PM (YTKyk)

336 Andy Levy! ....Way cool.
*waves to Andy Levy*

Does this mean that Andy Levy reads the blog?

Posted by: wheatie at August 08, 2014 05:12 PM (+ONOg)

337 I've tried a number of things on gophers. The only thing that worked was poison bait, available in any pesticide section. Gophers dig main tunnels, and also side tunnels where they push out dirt. Dig down to the main tunnel, place bait far into the tunnel (in both directions if applicable). Wear gloves to cover your scent and use a long spoon or other tool to place bait. Fill in the hole and wait.

The deep placement is to get the gopher to eat the bait, but has the added advantage of keeping poison away from other animals. The poison is strong stuff - the brand I favor contains strychnine. (Note: The bait is seeds or peanuts.)

Posted by: W at August 08, 2014 05:16 PM (eLPRh)

338 Paige looks pocket-sized

Posted by: Carl Spackler at August 08, 2014 05:39 PM (zfY+H)

339 Great Podcast, guys!

In fact...this is one of the best podcasts ever.
Thanks!

Posted by: wheatie at August 08, 2014 06:13 PM (+ONOg)

340 339
Great Podcast, guys!



In fact...this is one of the best podcasts ever.

Thanks!

Posted by: wheatie at August 08, 2014 06:13 PM (+ONOg)

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Agree, I think they are getting better with these over time, and I never thought they were bad.

Posted by: Dave S. at August 08, 2014 09:12 PM (UvR6d)

341 Thanks CAC for the shout-out on the podcast!

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