Washington DC Handgun Carry Ban Struck Down


From the opinion:

In light of Heller, McDonald, and their progeny, there is no longer any basis on which this Court can conclude that the District of Columbia’s total ban on the public carrying of ready-to-use handguns outside the home is constitutional under any level of scrutiny. Therefore, the Court finds that the District of Columbia’s complete ban on the carrying of handguns in public is unconstitutional.

More here. Congratulations to Alan Gura and the plaintiffs.

h/t @Joethefatman1

Posted by: Andy at 05:31 PM




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1 Oh yes, this will be good.

Posted by: Angnus Withpole at July 26, 2014 05:33 PM (PvBIg)

2 Ichiban!

Posted by: naturalfake at July 26, 2014 05:33 PM (KBvAm)

3 Nope.

Niban!

Posted by: naturalfake at July 26, 2014 05:33 PM (KBvAm)

4 http://alangura.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/DCT_OPINION.pdf

For the opinion. It relies on the recent 9th Circuit Peruta case for much of the analysis and discussion.

Posted by: Ernst Blofeld at July 26, 2014 05:34 PM (aGWGv)

5 What does this have to do with Godzilla?

Posted by: eleven at July 26, 2014 05:34 PM (fsLdt)

6 Yet NJ's de facto ban on carry permits was recently upheld.

I just do not understand.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2014 05:36 PM (QFxY5)

7 Looks like there's gonna be some serious butt-hurt in this town tonight

Posted by: Reggie Love at July 26, 2014 05:36 PM (kFxpe)

8 >>>5
What does this have to do with Godzilla?

Posted by: eleven at July 26, 2014 05:34 PM (fsLdt)
Godzilla can now be shot by anyone legal to own a gun

Posted by: Blue Star Ointment at July 26, 2014 05:36 PM (9R4HJ)

9 Does this mean that Emily Miller will go out with me now?

Posted by: Country Singer at July 26, 2014 05:37 PM (cyNY4)

10 Oh noes! It will be the wild west all over again! The streets will run red with blood!!! You can't expect law abiding citizens to responsibly own and use handguns!!!!! /sarc

Posted by: DavidJ at July 26, 2014 05:37 PM (Rfgr5)

11 Tears... Today there will be deluge of delicious liberal tears.

Posted by: Eric Cartman at July 26, 2014 05:39 PM (kFxpe)

12 BOOM....

literally BOOM

Here's hoping one day the DC citizenry gets all its missing liberty

Posted by: Sven 10077 at July 26, 2014 05:39 PM (/4AZU)

13 I fully expect DC to now construct a Byzantine labyrinth of requirements to obtain a permit and that they will also refuse to recognize anyone else's permits.

Posted by: Country Singer at July 26, 2014 05:40 PM (cyNY4)

14 Is that a pistol in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Posted by: Mae West at July 26, 2014 05:40 PM (1Mxs7)

15
Whoa. That was a pretty damned straight forward ruling; at least in the quoted paragraph.

And good cause my margarita needs some salt from the tears of the libs.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 26, 2014 05:40 PM (Aa8dh)

16 Will this one have to go to the Supreme Court too?

Hope not.
People are going to need their handguns...with all these new predators flooding into the country.

Posted by: wheatie at July 26, 2014 05:41 PM (1hodj)

17 They'll ban holsters next. DC is full of scheming lawyers in charge finding new ways to stop people from having any weapons.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 26, 2014 05:42 PM (zfY+H)

18 This is open carry, right? What about concealed carry?

Posted by: Grothbar'sHammer at July 26, 2014 05:42 PM (dcvzT)

19 Does DC have another law ready to pass to try and get around this? That seems to be what these liberal cesspools tend to do when it looks like people might actually be able to lawfully protect themselves.

Posted by: buzzion at July 26, 2014 05:44 PM (zt+N6)

20 Criminals and tyrants fear armed citizens.

Posted by: eman at July 26, 2014 05:44 PM (MQEz6)

21 I realize that even though the court said this:



Furthermore, this injunction prohibits the District fromcompletely
banning the carrying of handguns in public for self-defense by otherwise
qualified
non-residents based solely on the fact that they are not residents of the District.




that DC will decide that the only "otherwise qualified" non-residents will be residents of California, New York, and Massachusetts with CCW permits.

Posted by: Country Singer at July 26, 2014 05:45 PM (cyNY4)

22

Sooooo.....I'm good then?

Posted by: David Gregory at July 26, 2014 05:49 PM (Aa8dh)

23 That must have been a speako.

Posted by: CJ "Tax" Roberts at July 26, 2014 05:49 PM (7avEB)

24 Yeah, they can get a lot of advice from Rahm; he is doing a fairly good job of thwarting the process in Chicago, and IL generally.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 26, 2014 05:51 PM (fvjb1)

25 The IDF winning the Facebook War:
https://www.facebook.com/StandingWithIDF

Posted by: andycanuck at July 26, 2014 05:53 PM (GsmA5)

26 The court also ruled in Palmer v. DC that addiction to love is not a valid disability for receiving workers' comp.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 26, 2014 05:56 PM (3H4Zj)

27 . . . Pop-Tarts hardest bit.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 26, 2014 05:57 PM (RmZpe)

28 The court also ruled in Palmer v. DC that addiction to love is not a valid disability for receiving workers' comp.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 26, 2014 05:56 PM (3H4Zj)


Facial paralysis OTOH, is covered, particularly when resemblance to a porcelain doll is achieved.

Posted by: The Porcelain Hat at July 26, 2014 05:57 PM (lN8KC)

29 Lefty: Your risk of being shot during an assault is four times higher if you are in possession of a firearm at the time of the assault.*



Me: Your assailant's risk of being shot is zero if you are not in possession of a firearm at the time of the assault.





*(this so-called statistic is widely cited, but demonstrably false, but I am using it for the sake of making my point)

Posted by: S. Muldoon at July 26, 2014 06:00 PM (NeFrd)

30 I can finally carry my dozens of derringers

Posted by: firsttimemoron at July 26, 2014 06:01 PM (3BnIZ)

31 This ruling is a disaster: criminals in DC are going to start carrying handguns.

Posted by: Daryl Herbert at July 26, 2014 06:02 PM (VMODY)

32 It'll be like the Wild West!!! Blood in the streets!!

Posted by: Mr. Wizard at July 26, 2014 06:03 PM (TfAS/)

33 Fuck. Yeah.



What you bitches carrying now?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 26, 2014 06:04 PM (OBl61)

34 This guy in CO actually tried to board a commercial flight with a DERRINGER in his carry-on bag.


http://tinyurl.com/lkuqh4k

Posted by: S. Muldoon at July 26, 2014 06:06 PM (NeFrd)

35 There goes murder-free DC.

Posted by: --- at July 26, 2014 06:06 PM (MMC8r)

36 The court also ruled in Palmer v. DC that addiction to love is not a valid disability for receiving workers' comp.



Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean


How can it be permissible? She compromised my principles.

Posted by: pep at July 26, 2014 06:06 PM (4nR9/)

37 fear not. once redskins are banished, six shooters will blow out of town faster than a tumble for weed in Colorado.

Posted by: Who Litigated Liberty Balance? at July 26, 2014 06:06 PM (wu/TK)

38 heh, shweet . . .

Posted by: Peaches at July 26, 2014 06:08 PM (8lmkt)

39 32 It'll be like the Wild West!!! Blood in the streets!!

Heh.
Well, we've already got 'blood in the streets'...don't we.

The Left always likes to use that example of the "Wild West", as though it's something we should be horrified of.

But in fact, life was a helluva lot more civilized in the 'Wild West' than it is in most of the big cities today.

Posted by: wheatie at July 26, 2014 06:08 PM (1hodj)

40 Blood in the streets, it up to my ankles...

Posted by: Peace Frog at July 26, 2014 06:09 PM (lN8KC)

41 Now it will only take you six years, reams of paperwork, thousands of $$, and a sanctioned <i>need</i> to get a carry permit. See NYC.

Posted by: effit at July 26, 2014 06:09 PM (knfPD)

42 Executive order to follow in a second, from the dude with the pen and the phone.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at July 26, 2014 06:09 PM (fAMNc)

43 need

html here is hard.

Posted by: effit at July 26, 2014 06:10 PM (knfPD)

44 Dr. Jill said I'd shoot my eye out.

Posted by: Joe Biden, paste connoisseur at July 26, 2014 06:10 PM (0AKks)

45 The part I find interesting is:

Furthermore, this injunction prohibits the District from completely banning the carrying of handguns in public for self-defense by otherwise qualified non-residents based solely on the fact that they are not residents of the District.

This puts California's gun laws squarely in the cross-hairs (so to speak) since it is the only state which does not reciprocate with other states in allowing their residents concealed carry.

Posted by: Socratease at July 26, 2014 06:10 PM (2GbWn)

46 So we can have a Million Derringer March on Washington now?

Posted by: Mr. Dave at July 26, 2014 06:11 PM (aKqXk)

47 Timely- just heard a "man-on-the-street" interview on the radio news with a man (presumably on a street) talking about the "bullets that began flying" in the most recent Chicago shooting incident and the 'dozens of police officers who swarmed the scene to restore order and begin searching for the perpetrators'.

He said,

"The PO-lice can't do nothin' to stop this."


Hmmm.

Posted by: S. Muldoon at July 26, 2014 06:12 PM (NeFrd)

48 Bullets began flying!



Heh! Magic bullets!

Posted by: S. Muldoon at July 26, 2014 06:14 PM (NeFrd)

49 45
The part I find interesting is:



Furthermore, this injunction prohibits the District from
completely banning the carrying of handguns in public for self-defense
by otherwise qualified non-residents based solely on the fact that they
are not residents of the District.



This puts California's gun laws squarely in the cross-hairs (so to
speak) since it is the only state which does not reciprocate with other
states in allowing their residents concealed carry.

Posted by: Socratease at July 26, 2014 06:10 PM (2GbWn)

That's what I was thinking too. But a 'ron up thread seemed to read it different than I did. I guess, like all things gubmerment, we will have to wait and see.

Posted by: P-Nut at July 26, 2014 06:15 PM (f8KV7)

50 Dr. Jill said I'd shoot my eye out.


Posted by: Joe Biden, paste connoisseur at July 26, 2014 06:10 PM (0AKks)


****

Oh hell, Joe, you'd probably storm the Hair Club for Men and plug somebody.

Posted by: S. Muldoon at July 26, 2014 06:15 PM (NeFrd)

51 This puts California's gun laws squarely in the
cross-hairs (so to speak) since it is the only state which does not
reciprocate with other states in allowing their residents concealed
carry.

Posted by: Socratease at July 26, 2014 06:10 PM (2GbWn)
well, I don't know about that, Socratease. Pretty sure the folks who come here from the states of Jalisco and Zacatecas and Michaocan and Sinaloa (especially Sinaloa) have no problem carrying concealed here. You know, refugees . . .

Posted by: Peaches at July 26, 2014 06:16 PM (8lmkt)

52 BLACK DC RESIDENTS CAN ARM THEMSELVES FOR SELF-PROTECTION: Democrats Outraged

Posted by: --- at July 26, 2014 06:17 PM (MMC8r)

53 OT but totally fucked up. Just came back from the Budweiser Brewmaster Tour and I am already soused. What do I find in my mail box: Jury duty summons. I really would like to do it but I am not a US citizen. Should I try to get in anyway (wouldn't want to be a cause for appeal)

Posted by: Ma Bell at July 26, 2014 06:18 PM (RLdcX)

54 under any level of scrutiny.

Lemme translate the legalese. That if Fuck you, next question.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. We should be so lucky. at July 26, 2014 06:18 PM (dMSj2)

55 The Israelis are fucking fuming and this is why:

The draft Kerry passed to Israel on Friday shocked the cabinet ministers not only because it was the opposite of what Kerry told them less than 24 hours earlier, but mostly because it might as well have been penned by Khaled Meshal. It was everything Hamas could have hoped for.

The document recognized Hamas' position in the Gaza Strip, promised the organization billions in donation funds and demanded no dismantling of rockets, tunnels or other heavy weaponry at Hamas disposal. The document placed Israel and Hamas on the same level, as if the first is not a primary U.S. ally and as if the second isn't a terror group which overtook part of the Palestinian Authority in a military coup and fired thousands of rockets at Israel.

http://www.haaretz.com/blogs/diplomania/.premium-1.607332

Kerry also lied his ass off.

Anyway, thank God for our guns b/c looking at these demonstrations in europe and even here, the joos are going to need them.

Posted by: Pug the Boneless at July 26, 2014 06:18 PM (uT0LN)

56 Maverick and Iceman exchanged volleys on a crowded beach to bystanders' horror.

Posted by: Top Gun at July 26, 2014 06:18 PM (wu/TK)

57 The South Side and West Side of Chicago are always screaming for a larger police presence.

When they get it, they start screaming about police intimidation and brutality.

Police can't solve the problem of
" the breakdown of society".

Posted by: seamrog at July 26, 2014 06:18 PM (+cBx8)

58 BLACK DC RESIDENTS CAN ARM THEMSELVES FOR SELF-PROTECTION: Democrats Outraged

Posted by: --- at July 26, 2014 06:17 PM (MMC8r)


F**k...

Posted by: Simon LaGree, proud Democrat at July 26, 2014 06:19 PM (lN8KC)

59 Now it will only take you six years, reams of paperwork, thousands of $$, and a sanctioned need to get a carry permit. See NYC.

***


So you're saying there's a chance!?

Posted by: Jim (concealed) Carrey at July 26, 2014 06:22 PM (NeFrd)

60 Funny, WaPo and NY Slime have NOTHING on the case.


Wonder why? he he.


You would think the WaPo would have something??


Oh, it's just "local news"


Hey, dumb shits, YOU ARE LOCAL NEWS.

Posted by: Nip Sip at July 26, 2014 06:25 PM (0FSuD)

61 Speaking of 'The Capital'...

New teaser-trailer for the 3rd Hunger Games movie...if you haven't seen it yet:

http://youtu.be/6wZmur2q09M

When Joey Biden was bragging about how great the economy is, and how businesses "are hiring"...it reminded me of the Hunger Games.

Yeah, Sheriff Joe...it's that way in the Capital.
Everywhere else...not!

Posted by: wheatie at July 26, 2014 06:25 PM (1hodj)

62 OT but totally fucked up. Just came back from the
Budweiser Brewmaster Tour and I am already soused. What do I find in my
mail box: Jury duty summons. I really would like to do it but I am not a
US citizen. Should I try to get in anyway (wouldn't want to be a cause
for appeal)

Posted by: Ma Bell at July 26, 2014 06:18 PM (RLdcX)
Hey, Ma Bell!! I'm not even sure you have to be a citizen for jury doody (also not sure why you'd want to do it, but that's another topic). I would call them and ask because, yeah, if it were grounds for appeal, that would suck. You want a Coors Lite?

Posted by: Peaches at July 26, 2014 06:27 PM (8lmkt)

63 34 This guy in CO actually tried to board a commercial flight with a DERRINGER in his carry-on bag.

http://tinyurl.com/lkuqh4k

Posted by: S. Muldoon at July 26, 2014 06:06 PM (NeFrd)



Yeah so, they confiscated my massage oil.

Posted by: Guido at July 26, 2014 06:27 PM (VwjGX)

64 Like LA and Chicago, they will ignore the courts and have to be sued over and over.

Frankly, when that happened ONCE, the responsible officials should have been jailed and barred from all future government-related employment, including dog-catcher.

Crooks who get away will keep being crooked.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 26, 2014 06:27 PM (WqvLb)

65 53...Posted by: Ma Bell at July 26, 2014 06:18 PM (RLdcX)

Not sure it's legal to accept jury duty, if you're not a citizen.
Wouldn't want you to get prosecuted, or something...so just ask them.

Posted by: wheatie at July 26, 2014 06:28 PM (1hodj)

66 @25

Holy shit! That's what I am talking about.

Posted by: Nip Sip at July 26, 2014 06:29 PM (0FSuD)

67 Derringers! Ahaaahhh!! Eleventy seven! Ok horde, out of meet up with the DFW area morons. Ought to be fun, no?

Posted by: Yip at July 26, 2014 06:29 PM (VllE5)

68 Just the same, I'll stay out of Southeast DC tonight.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 26, 2014 06:29 PM (sjuby)

69 This guy in CO actually tried to board a commercial flight with a DERRINGER in his carry-on bag.



http://tinyurl.com/lkuqh4k



Posted by: S. Muldoon at July 26, 2014 06:06 PM (NeFrd)


srsly, a derringer? that's so embarrassing . . .

Posted by: Peaches at July 26, 2014 06:29 PM (8lmkt)

70 srsly, a derringer? that's so embarrassing . . .

Posted by: Peaches at July 26, 2014 06:29 PM (8lmkt)


Heh.

Posted by: Guido at July 26, 2014 06:34 PM (VwjGX)

71 Posted by: wheatie at July 26, 2014 06:28 PM (1hodj)

I know, but I live in Cali-fucking-fornia, so even if I send in the excuse form that I am a non-citizen they might not excuse me, but some asshole lawyer might use me as a reason for appeal

Posted by: Ma Bell at July 26, 2014 06:35 PM (RLdcX)

72

Someone left a clip of ammunition at the front door of my house.

Posted by: David Gregory at July 26, 2014 06:35 PM (mETGQ)

73 This guy in CO actually tried to board a commercial flight with a DERRINGER in his carry-on bag.

You'll put your eye out, kid.

Posted by: --- at July 26, 2014 06:36 PM (MMC8r)

74 plus they are asking for my alien resident #, why should I give it to them. So some asshole there gives that number to an illegal?

Posted by: Ma Bell at July 26, 2014 06:36 PM (RLdcX)

75 Ma Bell, I would not just send the form. I would call the number first and discuss it with the court people. In my experience, they are quite nice and pretty helpful. Now, do you want a beer or not? I got plenty and am trying to stay semi-turgid until my laundry load is done and I get the bed re-made.

Posted by: Peaches at July 26, 2014 06:36 PM (8lmkt)

76

There's blood in the streets, it's up to my ankles

Blood in the streets, it's up to my knee

Blood in the streets in the town of Chicago

Blood on the rise, it's following me



Posted by: Jim Morrison at July 26, 2014 06:37 PM (kFxpe)

77 Not sure it's legal to accept jury duty, if you're not a citizen.
Wouldn't want you to get prosecuted, or something...so just ask them.

Posted by: wheatie at July 26, 2014 06:28 PM (1hodj)


Don't they get their jury pool list from the registrar of voters?

If you haven't registered to vote (which would be illegal), than someone may have registered under your name and perhaps even voted.

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 26, 2014 06:37 PM (lN8KC)

78 ...a derringer? that's so embarrassing . . .

I'm not mutherfucking Shaq O'neal over here. What I stick in my drawers has to fit in these bitty paws.

Posted by: Katt Williams at July 26, 2014 06:37 PM (wu/TK)

79 Don't they get their jury pool list from the registrar of voters?



If you haven't registered to vote (which would be illegal), than
someone may have registered under your name and perhaps even voted.

Possibly, Hat, but I believe (and I could be wrong, again) they also use the DMV registrations.

Posted by: Peaches at July 26, 2014 06:38 PM (8lmkt)

80 Posted by: Peaches at July 26, 2014 06:36 PM (8lmkt)

Darling, like I said I just came from the Budweiser Brewmaster Tour, Believe me, I had so many types of different beers my stomach is churning. Plus it is Budweiser, so it is shitty beer in the first place, but hey, it was free

Posted by: Ma Bell at July 26, 2014 06:39 PM (RLdcX)

81 71..Posted by: Ma Bell at July 26, 2014 06:35 PM (RLdcX)

Just make sure you have proof that you 'notified' them of your citizenship status.
You know...in case someone later wants to make a stink about it.

Best way to get excused from jury duty?
Just tell them, when they're interviewing you..."I like the Death Penalty. Public hangings would be even better! All these assholes should die a slow painful death."

It's worked for me.

Posted by: wheatie at July 26, 2014 06:40 PM (1hodj)

82 I'm not mutherfucking Shaq O'neal over here. What I stick in my drawers has to fit in these bitty paws.

Posted by: Katt Williams at July 26, 2014 06:37 PM (wu/TK)

Well. That rules me out.

Posted by: John Holmes at July 26, 2014 06:40 PM (HYXDn)

83 Women and minorities hardest hit by drop in crime.

Posted by: Anonymous Scandi hobo who doesn't want to be turned into jerky at July 26, 2014 06:41 PM (HYXDn)

84 Hat...Peaches is right. Most states use the DMV records for finding people for jury duty.

Posted by: wheatie at July 26, 2014 06:41 PM (1hodj)

85 Plus it is Budweiser, so it is shitty beer in the first place, but hey, it was free


****


This, at the end of the day, is the story of Barack Obama.

Posted by: S. Muldoon at July 26, 2014 06:42 PM (NeFrd)

86 OT
DFW MoMe starts in 15 minutes.

Posted by: Aviator at July 26, 2014 06:43 PM (75Gtk)

87 Don't they get their jury pool list from the registrar of voters?

If you haven't registered to vote (which would be illegal), than someone may have registered under your name and perhaps even voted.
Posted by: The Political Hat at July 26, 2014 06:37 PM (lN8KC)

No, they draw their pool from driver licenses. I never registered to vote ( I know it is illegal, however here in Cali-fucking-fornia they ask you to register to vote in front of every store and don't give a shit wether it is legal or not)

Posted by: Ma Bell at July 26, 2014 06:43 PM (RLdcX)

88 DFW MoMe starts in 15 minutes.


*****


Bye boys. Have fun storming the castle!!

Posted by: Miracle Max at July 26, 2014 06:43 PM (NeFrd)

89 Kerry also lied his ass off.

So, what else is new?

Posted by: Fox2! at July 26, 2014 06:45 PM (cHwSy)

90 Yeah, DLs. Registering to vote not a part of juror summons in TX any more.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 26, 2014 06:45 PM (OBl61)

91 89
Kerry also lied his ass off.



So, what else is new?

Posted by: Fox2! at July 26, 2014 06:45 PM (cHwSy)


Dead give away, his lips were moving.

Posted by: Nip Sip at July 26, 2014 06:46 PM (0FSuD)

92 86 OT
DFW MoMe starts in 15 minutes.

---------

Hope ya'll have a great time!

And if you have any liberal party-crashers...just remember to dispose of the bodies properly.

Posted by: wheatie at July 26, 2014 06:46 PM (1hodj)

93 >>Dead give away, his lips were moving.

Weren't they hidden by the feed bag?

Posted by: Aviator at July 26, 2014 06:48 PM (75Gtk)

94 DFW MoMe starts in 15 minutes.


Have an awesome time, DFW Morons!!!! give each other big hugs and shmooshes from Auntie P!

Posted by: Peaches at July 26, 2014 06:49 PM (8lmkt)

95 Fastest gums of the West?

Posted by: Words just Words at July 26, 2014 06:50 PM (wu/TK)

96 67 Derringers! Ahaaahhh!! Eleventy seven! Ok horde, out of meet up with the DFW area morons. Ought to be fun, no?
Posted by: Yip at July 26, 2014 06:29 PM (VllE5)


-----------------------


My phone just dinged about this as I read your comment. I was going to come but.........work. Wish I could have met all of you. Have fun.

Posted by: Soona at July 26, 2014 06:50 PM (rHyVV)

97 Weren't they hidden by the feed bag?

Posted by: Aviator at July 26, 2014 06:48 PM (75Gtk)

Hard to tell with all the Ketchup on his face.

Posted by: Nip Sip at July 26, 2014 06:50 PM (0FSuD)

98 89

Has to be said with the proper Bensonhoist accent.

Posted by: Fox2! at July 26, 2014 06:52 PM (cHwSy)

99 Damn, wrong thread. Today's Pulled Porknado: http://wp.me/p3ISaA-jg

8.5 lbs of "damn, that was good".

Posted by: akula51 at July 26, 2014 06:52 PM (X6zQy)

100 I've never heard of this movie...

RAGNAROK

http://youtu.be/UN-rMrXFhbg

It's a new monster movie, apparently.
Doesn't look too bad.

But I thought that 'Ragnarok' was the Norse name for their apocalypse...not the name of a monster.

Posted by: wheatie at July 26, 2014 06:53 PM (1hodj)

101 While the picture at the link is of the Supreme Court, the decision was in a District Court, so it will be appealed.

Posted by: Nip Sip at July 26, 2014 06:53 PM (0FSuD)

102 IIRC, it involves the Fenris wolf and the Oborous worm. Both spawn of Loki.

As well as the usual giants, etc.

Posted by: Fox2! at July 26, 2014 06:54 PM (cHwSy)

103 IIRC, it involves the Fenris wolf and the Oborous worm. Both spawn of Loki.

As well as the usual giants, etc.

Posted by: Fox2! at July 26, 2014 06:54 PM (cHwSy)

104 8.5 lbs of "damn, that was good".

Posted by: akula51 at July 26, 2014 06:52 PM (X6zQy)
nom nom nom nom nom . . . and you are just telling us NOW? so hungry . . .

Posted by: Peaches at July 26, 2014 06:54 PM (8lmkt)

105 88
DFW MoMe starts in 15 minutes.





*****





Bye boys. Have fun storming the castle!!

Posted by: Miracle Max at July 26, 2014 06:43 PM (NeFrd)


Wish I could be there, but responsibilities come first.


Posted by: D-Lamp at July 26, 2014 06:54 PM (Vutl+)

106 Mea culpa for the double post.

Posted by: Fox2! at July 26, 2014 06:55 PM (cHwSy)

107 104 . . . and you are just telling us NOW?

lol...it just sat there delightfully smelling up the place for 8 frigging hours...sigh. I was pretty ready by the time I pulled it out of the oven.

Posted by: akula51 at July 26, 2014 06:56 PM (X6zQy)

108 Another victory for civil rights.



Too bad so many of our other Natural Rights are being infringed.


Posted by: D-Lamp at July 26, 2014 06:57 PM (Vutl+)

109 Fill out the form on the back of the summons checking the box for "Not a U.S. citizen" and mail it back.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 26, 2014 07:00 PM (V70Uh)

110
It is a damn shame that Rolling Stone fave out the hitherto secret insider info as to which are the five deadliest firearms. The gutters of DC will run red with slaughter tonight because of their indiscretion.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at July 26, 2014 07:01 PM (Pk0vQ)

111 So, my idea of 3 million morons at the Mall in DC in Oct. to demand things, while armed, is now legal.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 26, 2014 07:01 PM (V70Uh)

112 Heh, I'd like to see the National Park Service wimps try to close that venue.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 26, 2014 07:02 PM (V70Uh)

113
Kind of OT

But I thought that 'Ragnarok' was the Norse name for their apocalypse...not the name of a monster.

Ragnarok is also the name given to an annual festival where LARPers from all over the country get together in order to thump on one another.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at July 26, 2014 07:04 PM (Pk0vQ)

114 Speaking of work. Get all spooled up to launch a new initiative.......then "never mind."

Goddam.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 26, 2014 07:06 PM (OBl61)

115 There will be shootouts on the streets as road-rage incidents turn into gun fights! Our leaders need to DO SOMETHING!!!

Posted by: Morrissey at July 26, 2014 07:07 PM (1p+iR)

116 Good evening, everyone.


*passes around freshly made eclairs*

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at July 26, 2014 07:07 PM (GrtrJ)

117 113...Ragnarok is also the name given to an annual festival where LARPers from all over the country get together in order to thump on one another.

--------

Ah.
Do they LARP as monsters? ...Or as Vikings.

Posted by: wheatie at July 26, 2014 07:07 PM (1hodj)

118 Sock removal machine...

Posted by: holygoat at July 26, 2014 07:07 PM (1p+iR)

119 " LARPers"

I actually heard that term for the first time this past week.

Live Action Role Playing.


I didn't even know it was a "thing" aside from Civil War reenacting.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 26, 2014 07:08 PM (OBl61)

120
April Ritchey Yoga @aprilritchey
BLACKWATER ARE THE THE ENEMY ACTING AS "HAMAS" THE MADE UP ENEMY PAID FOR BY ISRAEL #FREEGAZA

EVERY TIME I MENTION BLACKWATER THE FAKE CIA PROFILES COME OUT IN FORCE! ENJOY YOUR FEMA CAMP!


I thought this nutter was a brit but gasp, she's from Santa Monica. She appears to be mental.

Posted by: Pug the Boneless at July 26, 2014 07:09 PM (uT0LN)

121 116...*passes around freshly made eclairs*

-------

Thanks, DangerGirl!

Erm...what is in the creamy filling?

Posted by: wheatie at July 26, 2014 07:10 PM (1hodj)

122 "I didn't even know it was a "thing" aside from Civil War reenacting.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 26, 2014 07:08 PM (OBl61)"

LARPing is where that famous "Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt!" clip comes from, with the kid throwing bean bags as "spells."

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 26, 2014 07:10 PM (3H4Zj)

123 I didn't even know it was a "thing" aside from Civil War reenacting.

It's where the "Thunderbolt! Thunderbolt!" meme comes from. Dungeon & Dragons LARPers.

Posted by: Fox2! at July 26, 2014 07:10 PM (cHwSy)

124 " LARPers"

I actually heard that term for the first time this past week.

Live Action Role Playing.


I didn't even know it was a "thing" aside from Civil War reenacting.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 26, 2014 07:08 PM (OBl61)


I've been doing it for the better part of two decades. I've even been in award winning LARPs (yes, they have awards for them)

Posted by: The Live Action Role Playing Hat at July 26, 2014 07:10 PM (lN8KC)

125
117 113...Ragnarok is also the name given to an annual festival where LARPers from all over the country get together in order to thump on one another.
--------
Ah.
Do they LARP as monsters? ...Or as Vikings.
Posted by: wheatie at July 26, 2014 07:07 PM (1hodj)


Vikings for sure, and practically any other ancient and/or fantasy army you can think of. A link to the goofiness begins here - http://www.dagorhir.com.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at July 26, 2014 07:11 PM (Pk0vQ)

126 Dear April Ritchey,

Just because April O'Neil scooped you on the mutant turtles does not mean you can slip a gear and go around the bend whilst riding the Disorient Express.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 26, 2014 07:12 PM (RIuQv)

127 119 Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 26, 2014 07:08 PM (OBl61)

I LARP'd defeating Mitt Rombley at the Battle of Kotex Ridge back in '12....

//Barack "Momjeans the Mulificient" Obama

Posted by: Sven 10077 at July 26, 2014 07:12 PM (/4AZU)

128 *passes around freshly made eclairs*


Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at July 26, 2014 07:07 PM (GrtrJ)
I almost fainted when I first bit into it, DG. Divine!!!!

Posted by: Peaches at July 26, 2014 07:13 PM (8lmkt)

129 120 Posted by: Pug the Boneless at July 26, 2014 07:09 PM (uT0LN)

It's a neat trick....

Blackwater reflagged to XE Security a ways back....

you'd think the lunatic fringe would keep up on these things...

Posted by: Sven 10077 at July 26, 2014 07:13 PM (/4AZU)

130 To LARP or to FAP
aye that is the question.

TPH you mean LARP or you know the real SCA tourneys with padded weapons?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 26, 2014 07:13 PM (RIuQv)

131 ""Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt!" clip comes from"

I know not of this.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 26, 2014 07:14 PM (OBl61)

132 6
Yet NJ's de facto ban on carry permits was recently upheld.

I just do not understand.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2014 05:36 PM (QFxY5)

Simple: The Justices don't live in New Jersey.

Posted by: PersonFromPorlock at July 26, 2014 07:14 PM (EDprM)

133 Haha, thanks Peaches!
I feel pretty lucky, they came out really great. I know how to make the creme pat filling, but I had never made chou pastry before.

I did learn I am hell with a piping bag lol!

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at July 26, 2014 07:14 PM (GrtrJ)

134 125...Vikings for sure, and practically any other ancient and/or fantasy army you can think of. A link to the goofiness begins here - http://www.dagorhir.com.

---------

Hah...looks like fun.

Posted by: wheatie at July 26, 2014 07:15 PM (1hodj)

135
127 I LARP'd defeating Mitt Rombley at the Battle of Kotex Ridge back in '12....

//Barack "Momjeans the Mulificient" Obama
Posted by: Sven 10077 at July 26, 2014 07:12 PM (/4AZU)


I LOLed.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at July 26, 2014 07:15 PM (Pk0vQ)

136 "I've even been in award winning LARPs (yes, they have awards for them)

Posted by: The Live Action Role Playing Hat"




Dude.



No fucking way.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 26, 2014 07:15 PM (OBl61)

137 25 The IDF winning the Facebook War:

https://www.facebook.com/StandingWithIDF

Posted by: andycanuck at July 26, 2014 05:53 PM (GsmA5)

They're winning big. I tweeted some and they'll be included in my next batch of Compliance Pics




Posted by: kbdabear at July 26, 2014 07:15 PM (aTXUx)

138 Dude.



No fucking way.


Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 26, 2014 07:15 PM (OBl61)
Indeed.

Posted by: Peaches at July 26, 2014 07:16 PM (8lmkt)

139 TPH you mean LARP or you know the real SCA tourneys with padded weapons?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 26, 2014 07:13 PM (RIuQv)


Not SCA.

I've done hardcore LARPs that were heavy on role-playing with little to no mechanics that involve rolling dice or calling a GM.

Posted by: The Live Action Role Playing Hat at July 26, 2014 07:17 PM (lN8KC)

140 DFW MoMe? We're on it.

Posted by: Dallas PD Swat Team at July 26, 2014 07:17 PM (3W1WP)

141 131 Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 26, 2014 07:14 PM (OBl61)

They're dorks...

of course I say this as a near fellow dork...

had I not soldiered I may have LARP'd....

they play reality pretend...

here's a vid clip mocking it in Reno 911...

http://youtu.be/5gs2VYL-3RI

Posted by: Sven 10077 at July 26, 2014 07:17 PM (/4AZU)

142 I did learn I am hell with a piping bag lol!


Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at July 26, 2014 07:14 PM (GrtrJ)

Can you play Auld Lang Syne?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2014 07:18 PM (8Fl6F)

143 26 The court also ruled in Palmer v. DC that addiction to love is not a valid disability for receiving workers' comp.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 26, 2014 05:56 PM (3H4Zj)



So I'm not really Addicted to Love?

Posted by: Zombie Robert Palmer at July 26, 2014 07:18 PM (6kwI+)

144 Every JAP in Israel is going to show her fake tits on IDF facebook page.



Could be epic!

Posted by: Nip Sip at July 26, 2014 07:18 PM (0FSuD)

145
134 125...Vikings for sure, and practically any other ancient and/or fantasy army you can think of. A link to the goofiness begins here - http://www.dagorhir.com.

---------

Hah...looks like fun.
Posted by: wheatie at July 26, 2014 07:15 PM (1hodj)


My son did it for about six years. He built his own battle gear and attended Ragnarok once. Getting a full time job and then married put LARPing on his back burner, however.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at July 26, 2014 07:18 PM (Pk0vQ)

146 "I know not of this.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 26, 2014 07:14 PM (OBl61)"

For your edification:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_ekugPKqFw

(underrated parts of the clip: the hilarious costume of the guy getting hit with "lightning bolts," and the other guy casting "sleep")

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 26, 2014 07:19 PM (3H4Zj)

147 129 120 Posted by: Pug the Boneless at July 26, 2014 07:09 PM (uT0LN)

It's a neat trick....

Blackwater reflagged to XE Security a ways back....

you'd think the lunatic fringe would keep up on these things...
Posted by: Sven 10077 at July 26, 2014 07:13 PM (/4AZU)


Don't tell her that!

Posted by: Pug the Boneless at July 26, 2014 07:19 PM (uT0LN)

148 I guess they could be JIP's? ha ha

Posted by: Nip Sip at July 26, 2014 07:19 PM (0FSuD)

149 Can you play Auld Lang Syne?


Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2014 07:18 PM (8Fl6F)


Heh.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at July 26, 2014 07:19 PM (GrtrJ)

150 "So I'm not really Addicted to Love?
Posted by: Zombie Robert Palmer at July 26, 2014 07:18 PM (6kwI+)"

No, but you are Simply Irresistible to necrophiliacs.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 26, 2014 07:20 PM (3H4Zj)

151 Dude.

No fucking way.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 26, 2014 07:15 PM (OBl61)
Indeed.

Posted by: Peaches at July 26, 2014 07:16 PM (8lmkt)


Yup. There was not "lighting bolt!!1!" crap or rolling dice to determine winners or casting spells. the mechanics can be simplified by upping the roll playing (i.e. instead of rolling a die or wasting 5 minutes, you set up some type of elaborate ritual).

Heck, I even survived a Cthulhu LARP once...

Posted by: The Live Action Role Playing Hat at July 26, 2014 07:20 PM (lN8KC)

152 Oh my God.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 26, 2014 07:20 PM (OBl61)

153
US Senator Shaheen says "Boko Haram is NOT Islamist"

Say, what?????

Posted by: Pug the Boneless at July 26, 2014 07:21 PM (uT0LN)

154 Wait, are we all talking about the same thing?


Dressing up like vikings or some such, fake sword fights using props, etc?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 26, 2014 07:21 PM (OBl61)

155 This bit of information put me in such good cheer that I decided on drinking several red beers in it's honor.

Actually I was going to drink them anyway, but now I have an enjoyable excuse. Cheers!

Posted by: fairweatherbill at July 26, 2014 07:22 PM (9eAbl)

156 What's the party of stupid been up to? Well . . .

http://tinyurl.com/nue5v9q

Posted by: The Great White Snark at July 26, 2014 07:22 PM (Mogjf)

157 144 Every JAP in Israel is going to show her fake tits on IDF facebook page.

Could be epic!

Posted by: Nip Sip at July 26, 2014 07:18 PM (0FSuD)

Some of teh bewbs may be fake, but those asses are real and they're SPECTACULAR!

Posted by: kbdabear at July 26, 2014 07:22 PM (aTXUx)

158 Here is Gulf Wars 2013 of the heavy fighters in SCA.

http://youtu.be/c9tkAV4nDCo

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 26, 2014 07:22 PM (RIuQv)

159 I don't think I've ever gotten through a full DND session without referencing either the "Lightning bolt!" clip or the "I cast magic missile....at the darkness" one.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 26, 2014 07:23 PM (3H4Zj)

160 "Actually I was going to drink them anyway, but now I have an enjoyable excuse. Cheers!"

Meh, whatever it takes.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 26, 2014 07:23 PM (OBl61)

161 154 Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 26, 2014 07:21 PM (OBl61)

Right there are different levels of "LARP" and differing amounts of story content involved...

some are actual RPGs with live action...

some are just free for alls....

There was a theatrical fencing and weaponcraft school up in Shreveport that were fuel still 89 cents a gallon I'd have been thrilled to go to when we lived at Polk...

the guy was not some dork just swinging he was an artist like peak Fairbanks or Flynn....

and a lot of folk well aren't....

there was a "Living Force" Star Wars RPG LARP going on for years IIRC

Posted by: Sven 10077 at July 26, 2014 07:24 PM (/4AZU)

162 Just attended a seminar where a renowned Texas meteorologist asserted that global warming is real and the just past May and June were hottest on record, ever, so there.

My gut feeling is this is a peak in some climate cycle, but who knows?

Posted by: Sphynx at July 26, 2014 07:24 PM (OZmbA)

163
Dressing up like vikings or some such, fake sword fights using props, etc?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 26, 2014 07:21 PM (OBl61)







If dressing up like a Viking is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

Then again, I say the same thing about my Bantha gigolo costume with the assless chaps.


Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 26, 2014 07:24 PM (8v9fw)

164 Dressing up like vikings or some such, fake sword fights using props, etc?


Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 26, 2014 07:21 PM (OBl61)
'parently, Ricardo. all I know is that, if it involves pants and leaving my house, I have no interest. the only real exceptions is 1) if you're paying me (well) and 2) if I'm out of beer. i'm just a simple woman, at heart.

Posted by: Peaches at July 26, 2014 07:25 PM (8lmkt)

165 Criminals hardest hit!

Can't wait to see the crime stats go down, just like in Detroit.

Posted by: Pj at July 26, 2014 07:25 PM (cHuNI)

166 163


Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 26, 2014 07:24 PM (8v9fw)

If dressing like Huggy Bear is criminal only criminals will have feather boas....

Posted by: Sven 10077 at July 26, 2014 07:26 PM (/4AZU)

167 What's the party of stupid been up to? Well . . .



http://tinyurl.com/nue5v9q

Posted by: The Great White Snark at July 26, 2014 07:22 PM (Mogjf)
O. M. G. cannot stop laughing. what a buncha fuckin' maroons. I did love the one tweet "the @GOP might be the only political party in the world to lose money with a fundraising email." bwahahahaha!!!

Posted by: Peaches at July 26, 2014 07:28 PM (8lmkt)

168 My CO alarm went off, but I couldn't smell any CO. WTF.

Posted by: Ronster at July 26, 2014 07:28 PM (Fy0lJ)

169 If dressing like Huggy Bear is criminal only criminals will have feather boas....

Posted by: Sven 10077 at July 26, 2014 07:26 PM (/4AZU)


Easier to target that way at least...

Posted by: The Huggy Bear is Loose at July 26, 2014 07:29 PM (lN8KC)

170 Dead give away, his lips were moving.


Posted by: Nip Sip at July 26, 2014 06:46 PM


Remember: these are the "cease-fire" conditions Choom Boy wants. I strongly doubt Lurch is freelancing this idiocy.

The Israelis are being amazingly civil about this outrage.

I'm still waiting for President I Stand With Islam -- also, President Too Big To Impeach -- to wrap that kaffiyeh around his head, pick up an AK (or maybe just a rock) and go fight with his Muzzie buddyroos.

Posted by: MrScribbler at July 26, 2014 07:29 PM (dDzOj)

171 162 Just attended a seminar where a renowned Texas meteorologist asserted that global warming is real and the just past May and June were hottest on record, ever, so there.

My gut feeling is this is a peak in some climate cycle, but who knows?
Posted by: Sphynx at July 26, 2014 07:24 PM (OZmbA)

Who was it? Sadly, there's an asshole alarmist at my ol' Alma Mater, Texas A&M. If it was him, I wouldn't buy it.

Posted by: stace at July 26, 2014 07:29 PM (9PXzx)

172 Peaches, you are woman after my own heart.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 26, 2014 07:29 PM (OBl61)

173 Feather boas? Zora is that you?

*blam blam blam*

Hate when skin jobs go bad.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 26, 2014 07:30 PM (RIuQv)

174 I lol'd at the Battle of Kotex Ridge and the Reno 911 youtube.

Posted by: stace at July 26, 2014 07:30 PM (9PXzx)

175
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 26, 2014 07:21 PM (OBl61)

I think there are two different threads of the LARPing going on.

The "lightning bolt" school looks like D&Ders in costume. The Ragnarok attendees create costumes and padded battle gear and thump on one another using a set of rules as to what constitutes a hit, a wound, etc.

But, what do I know - it's not my "thing"...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at July 26, 2014 07:30 PM (Pk0vQ)

176 OK kiddos, company will be here in 30 minutes. Y'all have yourself a wonderful evening.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at July 26, 2014 07:30 PM (GrtrJ)

177 "162 Just attended a seminar where a renowned Texas meteorologist
asserted that global warming is real and the just past May and June were
hottest on record, ever, so there.
"

Bull. Shit.

One of the better June's we've had in recent memory. Fairly cool and wet.

Fuck him and you can tell him I said so.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 26, 2014 07:31 PM (OBl61)

178 Have a great time DangerGirl

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 26, 2014 07:31 PM (RIuQv)

179 renowned Texas meteorologist

did she have big boobs? in Hell Lay, all the "meteorologists" have giant after-market ta-ta's.

Posted by: Peaches at July 26, 2014 07:31 PM (8lmkt)

180 173 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 26, 2014 07:30 PM (RIuQv)

$ uh 5... uh 6 skin jobs...

//Da Chief


Posted by: Sven 10077 at July 26, 2014 07:31 PM (/4AZU)

181 174 Posted by: stace at July 26, 2014 07:30 PM (9PXzx)

Thank you kindly....

My ability to be funny is inversely proportional to my rage meter flatlining...

*wink*

Posted by: Sven 10077 at July 26, 2014 07:32 PM (/4AZU)

182 Stace,

I forget the guy's name and I have the program but not with me. Was supposed to have advised every Texas governor since Preston Smith

Posted by: Sphynx at July 26, 2014 07:32 PM (OZmbA)

183 Watching a Youtube video where an English chick doesn't know what a "quart" is...

F**k you metric system, f**k you.

Posted by: Abe Simpsons at July 26, 2014 07:33 PM (lN8KC)

184 nood . . . and you can't be first. haha!

Posted by: Peaches at July 26, 2014 07:33 PM (8lmkt)

185 O No! I had an "&"!


&&&&&&&&&&&

Posted by: Fox2! at July 26, 2014 07:33 PM (cHwSy)

186 did she have big boobs? in Hell Lay, all the "meteorologists" have giant after-market ta-ta's.


Posted by: Peaches at July 26, 2014 07:31 PM (8lmkt)

Well, gravitatas are important on TV, if you want to be taken seriously.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2014 07:34 PM (8Fl6F)

187 Texas' June was nice, but he's talking about "global" temps however they're calculated. And that's been in the MSM all over.

Posted by: Sphynx at July 26, 2014 07:34 PM (OZmbA)

188 "I think there are two different threads of the LARPing going on."

I've lost track myself.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 26, 2014 07:34 PM (OBl61)

189 182 Stace,

I forget the guy's name and I have the program but not with me. Was supposed to have advised every Texas governor since Preston Smith
Posted by: Sphynx at July 26, 2014 07:32 PM (OZmbA)

Ok that's not the guy I had in mind. It might be the state meteorologist, who IIRC has a pretty good rep.

Posted by: stace at July 26, 2014 07:35 PM (9PXzx)

190 damn you all, c'mon, let's go over to the new thread . . . it has a fresh breezy scent.

Posted by: Peaches at July 26, 2014 07:35 PM (8lmkt)

191 *Whistle*

LARP'ing has been moved the next thread over.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 26, 2014 07:40 PM (OBl61)

192 did she have big boobs? in Hell Lay, all the "meteorologists" have giant after-market ta-ta's.

Posted by: Peaches at July 26, 2014 07:31 PM (8lmkt)

She isn't a meteorologist, but I remember KTLA's Lauren Sanchez had massive boobehs

She had a kid and got fat so it wasn't as noticeable by the time I left town

Now, when it comes to meteorologists and boobs, no one beats Maria Molina, and I will go to my grave believing they're real and they're spectacular

Posted by: kbdabear at July 26, 2014 07:40 PM (aTXUx)

193 Someone said that if lefties really believed that global warming was real, property values in Malibu, South Beach, the Hamptons, and Nantucket would be nosediving.

They are not

Posted by: kbdabear at July 26, 2014 07:43 PM (aTXUx)

194 If only we were dealing with "Peak Bullshit."

And it only gets better from here.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 26, 2014 07:47 PM (V70Uh)

195 >srsly, a derringer? that's so embarrassing . . .

The last derringer I saw took either a .410 shotgun shell (loaded with 000 buck) or a .45 ACP round (same barrel could handle either).

Might not look too intimidating, but it would definitely put a hurtin' on someone's ass at point-blank range.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at July 26, 2014 08:07 PM (FgQWy)

196 Might not look too intimidating, but it would definitely put a hurtin' on someone's ass at point-blank range.


Bet your hand was scared of it, though.

Posted by: Jean at July 26, 2014 09:03 PM (TETYm)

197 I'd like to be happy but the legislature in Massachusetts is about to rape legal gun owners with new asinine legislation at the 11th hour here at the end of session. And to top it off my police chief just declared no one in the city "needs" a gun. So imagine my already heavily restricted government issued permission slip is about to get watered down even further.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at July 26, 2014 09:08 PM (A1Dcl)

198 Not to worry. Like California, they'll try to get creative in getting around this ban prohibition. Attempting to regulate ammunition comes immediately to mind.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at July 26, 2014 09:47 PM (OtWbe)

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