Overnight Open Thread (7-23-2014)

First a little mood music...

The Dave Brubeck Quartet - Jazz Gehort und Gesehen in Germany

30 minutes of cool jazz awesomeness from their 1960 tour.

Quote of the Day I

Nor do you ever have to lie in bed and watch some mawkish film about Nelson Mandela or one made by Michael Moore. (They don't think you're demented because you'd rather watch Die Hard.) And right-wing women never think that leaving the toilet seat up is a passive-aggressive act of patriarchy.

-- Cosmo Landesman in The Lust That Dare Not Speak Its Name

Quote of the Day II - Cause Racists Gotta Racify

For the record, all the "villains" on Thomas and Friends are the dirty diesel engines. I'd like to think there was a good environmental message in there, but when the good engines pump out white smoke and the bad engines pump out black smoke - and they are all pumping out smoke - it's not hard to make the leap into race territory.

-- Tracy Van Slyke of the Guardian who's unclear on the difference between steam and smoke among many, many other things.

The 'Lone Soldiers' of the IDF

Before this war, I'd never head the phrase "lone soldier," although the concept is not new to me. A lone soldier is a person who does not live in Israel, but who travels to Israel to volunteer in her military as she fights for survival. Indeed, I knew an American who, in 1973, traveled to Israel and ended up being in one of the first tanks in the Golan. Nice guy and a very decent human being.

Currently almost 2,000 lone soldiers are serving in the IDF.

The fact that they are not Israelis has not kept these lone soldiers out of the fight. The grandson of Rite Aid's founder was wounded, although thankfully this brave young man, who walked away from extraordinary riches into great danger, will recover. Sadly, neither Los Angeles native Max Steinberg, 24, and Texan Sean Carmeli, 21, will ever return home.

To die far away from home is a terrible thing, especially for the family and other loved ones left behind. The Israelis, fully cognizant of this tragedy, as well as grateful for the gift of people who donate their bravery, skills, energy, and heart to Israel, have hastened to repay the favor that Steinberg and Carmeli did for them:

With no family members nearby, there were concerns that the lone soldiers' funerals wouldn't be well attended, according to the Times of Israel. But 20,000 Israelis came to Carmeli's funeral on Monday, and 30,000 attended Steinberg's funeral Wednesday. Breitbart notes that the large attendance is especially remarkable considering that the constant threat of rocket attacks on Israel makes traveling and gathering in large crowds very risky.
There is something about dying with honor that is just incredibly heart-wrenching. I'm leaking tears all over my keyboard here.

Meanwhile the self-loathing Slate editor, Allison Benedikt, thinks Max Steinberg was just a patsy of Zionist propaganda.

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Chutzpah: Pro-Palestinian Activists Using Pictures of Palestinian-Slaughtered Jewish Family As Evidence of Israeli Atrocities

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Get Ready For a Bunch of FAA Hard Drives to Crash

Apparently Congressional inquiries cause this.

Heh: Sight-Impaired Hillary Still Not Cleared to Drive

Of course she hadn't driven a car for 20 years before her 2012 head injury either so it hasn't been a big change to her lifestyle.

Hillary Clinton

The TSA Wants More of Your Money

Despite having caught a grand total of 0 terrorists in over a decade of existence.

A security fee that the government charges airline passengers more than doubled on Monday, from $2.50 to $5.60.

Lawmakers last year approved an increase in the fee, which is tacked onto the cost of airplane tickets, as part of a budget agreement.

Additionally, passengers will be charged twice if they have a layover for a connecting flight..

So now pretty much every flight will cost us $20 more for the same old existing security theater.

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Modern Times: Kid Rock Has Been Ordered To Turn Over His Glass Dildo In Insane Clown Posse Case

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The Group knows what you did.

Tonight's post brought to you by that damn brain:

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1 Queering the Cake

Cakes and Gay Marriages are back in the news, this time in Northern Ireland. A baker is facing legal action for refusing to bake a cake showing Bert and Ernie from Sesame Street that explicitly states "support gay marriage."

More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=6277

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 23, 2014 10:26 PM (lN8KC)

2 Maet, your gonna have a troll show up, he's in the lower thread.

Posted by: irongrampa at July 23, 2014 10:26 PM (jeCnD)

3 Hi morons

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 23, 2014 10:26 PM (HVff2)

4 Howdy, folks.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 23, 2014 10:27 PM (TbKrO)

5 That evening, Horde. North Dakota has welcomed me, and has provided me with a speed limit of 75 mph. I love North Dakota. Gassing up and heading to the hotel 92 miles away.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at July 23, 2014 10:28 PM (uZ1eS)

6 I must obey...Brian.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 23, 2014 10:29 PM (cZmyL)

7 Hey all.. my bad luck continues. Cracked a tooth and it has to be pulled .. hurting like fucker right now.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at July 23, 2014 10:29 PM (/IQip)

8 g'evenin', 'rons

the fifteen year old XP box appears to be stable tonight

seconding IG's comment above

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 23, 2014 10:30 PM (KCxzN)

9 Tonight's post brought to you by that damn brain:

Okay, brain. You don't like me, and I don't like you, but let's get
through this thing and then I can continue killing you with beer.

Posted by: HR trinkt Bier at July 23, 2014 10:30 PM (hO8IJ)

10 The ONT tastes great & is quite filling. Thumbs up Maet

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 23, 2014 10:30 PM (HVff2)

11 Why does the drummer from Iron Maiden want to kill Batman???

Posted by: The Political Brain at July 23, 2014 10:30 PM (lN8KC)

12 What are we gonna do tonight Brain?
NARPH

Posted by: Pinky at July 23, 2014 10:31 PM (dUGHS)

13 Eldora trucks race almost over. Fun race. Larson and Bubba banging and trading the lead.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at July 23, 2014 10:32 PM (ZPrif)

14 Brain and brain! What is brain?

Posted by: Hector the Kiddy Pr0n Collector at July 23, 2014 10:32 PM (3kZUM)

15 " and has provided me with a speed limit of 75 mph."


Pfft.


85 MPH, bitches!

Posted by: Texas at July 23, 2014 10:32 PM (TbKrO)

16 Hi Horde!

Did Maet kill the troll?

Posted by: Carol at July 23, 2014 10:33 PM (sj3Ax)

17 Larson's truck is almost dead, twisted and mangled, but still in 2nd.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at July 23, 2014 10:33 PM (ZPrif)

18 The TSA catches everyone but terrorists.

Posted by: Cecil Majumdarski Sr. at July 23, 2014 10:34 PM (xH4it)

19 Troll? Oh oh, I better lay off the meds.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 23, 2014 10:34 PM (HVff2)

20 Modern Times: Kid Rock Has Been Ordered To Turn Over His Glass Dildo In Insane Clown Posse Case

More modern-times: the Federal government has labeled ICP's fanbase, the Juggalos, as a gang. And the ACLU is suing on the Juggalos' behalf.

MOAR CIRCUSES

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 23, 2014 10:34 PM (3kZUM)

21 Why does the drummer from Iron Maiden want to kill Batman???

Posted by: The Political Brain at July 23, 2014 10:30 PM (lN8KC)



That's Clive Burr's brain?

Posted by: seriously at July 23, 2014 10:34 PM (QIVJq)

22 Private citizens have a much better track record against terrorism than the VA.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2014 10:35 PM (u82oZ)

23 Great, our current president can't govern the next one can't see or drive.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 23, 2014 10:35 PM (HVff2)

24 22 VA =TSA. No, I am not an Obama voter.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2014 10:36 PM (u82oZ)

25 Dave Brubeck was unusually powerful.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at July 23, 2014 10:37 PM (1Mxs7)

26 "But 20,000 Israelis came to Carmeli's funeral on Monday, and 30,000 attended Steinberg's funeral Wednesday."


Give me a minute, okay.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 23, 2014 10:37 PM (TbKrO)

27 Modern Times: Kid Rock Has Been Ordered To Turn Over His Glass Dildo In Insane Clown Posse Case

More modern-times: the Federal government has labeled ICP's fanbase, the Juggalos, as a gang. And the ACLU is suing on the Juggalos' behalf.

MOAR CIRCUSES

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 23, 2014 10:34 PM (3kZUM)


We blame the magnets...

Posted by: Insane Clown Posse at July 23, 2014 10:37 PM (lN8KC)

28 Shhh don't tell liberal men our secret. The last thing conservative women need is to be chased down by a band of politically correct beta males.

Posted by: Lauren at July 23, 2014 10:37 PM (BPMYx)

29 Dave Brubeck, everyone knows you jazz fans are closet commies.

[que up AC/DC]

Posted by: Cecil Majumdarski Sr. at July 23, 2014 10:37 PM (xH4it)

30 Maet




Can you clean up the previous thread


Fake storm front prog trying to smear the website and horde

Posted by: Thunderb at July 23, 2014 10:38 PM (zOTsN)

31 Thanks for the cleanup on multiple aisles downstairs, Maet.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 23, 2014 10:38 PM (ojnk6)

32 Larson's truck finally died with 2 laps to go, he was banging the wall every corner.

Good race for Bubba. Stayed calm while Larson went nuts behind him.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at July 23, 2014 10:38 PM (ZPrif)

33 20 Modern Times: Kid Rock Has Been Ordered To Turn Over His Glass Dildo In Insane Clown Posse Case

More modern-times: the Federal government has labeled ICP's fanbase, the Juggalos, as a gang. And the ACLU is suing on the Juggalos' behalf.

MOAR CIRCUSES
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 23, 2014 10:34 PM (3kZUM)

I'm almost, ALMOST, to the point of entertaining Sharia law or at least some facets of it.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 23, 2014 10:38 PM (HVff2)

34 "Did Maet kill the troll?"

Eh?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 23, 2014 10:38 PM (TbKrO)

35 F**king dildos -- how do they work?

Posted by: Kid Rock at July 23, 2014 10:38 PM (HubSo)

36 I love the brain floating in the tank. I hope I last long enough to get one myself.

Posted by: freaked at July 23, 2014 10:38 PM (JdEZJ)

37 Old song lyrics which have recently taken on a disturbingly libprog meaning (NTTAWWT):

"If I'd have known you were coming, I'd have baked a cake . . ."

I blame Political Hat for this. And my brain, of course. But mostly Political Hat.

Posted by: filbert at July 23, 2014 10:38 PM (roTS7)

38 Eldora trucks race almost over. Fun race. Larson and Bubba banging and trading the lead.
Posted by: Costanza
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All truck races should award bonus points for cans of beer consumed while racing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at July 23, 2014 10:39 PM (1Mxs7)

39 Quick, send in the drones
Don't bother, they're already here...

Stay frosty G!

C-;

Posted by: Fewenuff at July 23, 2014 10:39 PM (zPNX5)

40 30 minutes of cool jazz awesomeness from their 1960 tour.

Excellent!

My takeaway from this is that white guys who play jazz all wear glasses.

Posted by: rickl at July 23, 2014 10:39 PM (sdi6R)

41 "Great, our current president can't govern the next one can't see or drive."

Sounds like we have no direction.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 23, 2014 10:39 PM (TbKrO)

42 29 Dave Brubeck, everyone knows you jazz fans are closet commies.

[que up AC/DC]
Posted by: Cecil Majumdarski Sr. at July 23, 2014 10:37 PM (xH4it)

Jazz isn't dead, it just smells funny~~~~Frank Zappa

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 23, 2014 10:39 PM (HVff2)

43 F**king dildos -- how do they work?

Posted by: Kid Rock at July 23, 2014 10:38 PM (HubSo)


Here, let me demonstrate for you...

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at July 23, 2014 10:39 PM (lN8KC)

44 Dies any one remember the soul train animation of a chugging train in the intro



It looks like..... Well......

Posted by: Thunderb at July 23, 2014 10:39 PM (zOTsN)

45 Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 23, 2014 10:38 PM (TbKrO)

Unoriginal boring moby troll in previous thread.

Posted by: RWC at July 23, 2014 10:39 PM (sK4xb)

46 Larson's truck finally died with 2 laps to go, he was banging the wall every corner.

Good race for Bubba. Stayed calm while Larson went nuts behind him.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at July 23, 2014 10:38 PM (ZPrif)

*****

CD, was this a regular points paying scheduled race or a special event with no season points?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 23, 2014 10:39 PM (ojnk6)

47 They came for Kid Rock's glass dildo and I said nothing...

Then they came for the My Little Pony ones, and I popped popcorn...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 23, 2014 10:40 PM (NaYHy)

48 Oh, got it. Troll that is. Weren't here.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 23, 2014 10:40 PM (TbKrO)

49 Maet, may we ask you keep this thread moby-free, and please sanitize the moby from the prior thread?

Posted by: logprof at July 23, 2014 10:40 PM (GW/jL)

50 So Vlad Putin has daughters:

http://is.gd/QnxzdT

Posted by: Brother Cavil at July 23, 2014 10:40 PM (m9V0o)

51 Jewells45,
Last week in a morning thread Case followed me from one thread to the next & I was to tell you that the "tuna" that made you so sick most likely was NOT TUNA but Escolar?

I had note, it was by Case the am after you posted you were so ill from it that you had to go to the hospital.

Posted by: Carol at July 23, 2014 10:40 PM (sj3Ax)

52 Btw, sex appeal really was why left wing women hated Palin so much. They knew deep down that all of their partners would jump on that without a second thought.

Posted by: Lauren at July 23, 2014 10:41 PM (BPMYx)

53 1 Queering the Cake
Cakes and Gay Marriages are back in the news, this time in Northern Ireland. A baker is facing legal action for refusing to bake a cake showing Bert and Ernie from Sesame Street that explicitly states "support gay marriage."
More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=6277
Posted by: The Political Hat at July 23, 2014 10:26 PM (lN8KC)

I wouldn't want a cake that a baker had been forced to bake for me against their will. Umm, haven't any of these people heard about food prep types spitting in the food?

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 23, 2014 10:41 PM (dRzWi)

54 "Then they came for the My Little Pony ones, and I popped popcorn..."

Don't let 'em do that to you, Anna. Go down fighting. Put some caps in some asses.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 23, 2014 10:41 PM (TbKrO)

55 Evening horde.

Saw hector's comments downstairs. I usually like to play with a good chew toy, but that kind of vile must be wiped out soonest.

In other news, this hotel room smells like tequila. Ok, fine. But I haven't been drinking tequila. That's slightly concerning.

Posted by: DC in Airports and Hotels at July 23, 2014 10:41 PM (Zha3D)

56 41 "Great, our current president can't govern the next one can't see or drive."

Sounds like we have no direction.


Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 23, 2014 10:39 PM (TbKrO)


Hmmm.... may have a new criteria for voting..

If you don't DRIVE, on at least a weekly, if not daily basis? I'm not going to vote for you...

Because it proves you have NO idea about how real Americans Live...

I'll bet Obama does not even have a License...

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 23, 2014 10:42 PM (84gbM)

57 48 Oh, got it. Troll that is. Weren't here.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 23, 2014 10:40 PM (TbKrO)


You weren't here,.. Yet the troll was.

Now you're here and the troll is... Gone...

J'accuse!

Kidding of coirse

Posted by: RWC at July 23, 2014 10:42 PM (sK4xb)

58 They knew deep down that all of their partners would jump on that without a second thought.
Posted by: Lauren
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Oh..., I think it was more than that. I think they were very threatened by a strong competent woman.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at July 23, 2014 10:42 PM (1Mxs7)

59 In other news, this hotel room smells like tequila. Ok, fine. But I haven't been drinking tequila. That's slightly concerning.
Posted by: DC in Airports and Hotels at July 23, 2014 10:41 PM (Zha3D)

Haven't been or don't remember?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 23, 2014 10:42 PM (HVff2)

60
I thought the TSA were the terrorists.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 23, 2014 10:42 PM (cbUUP)

61 Posted by: DC in Airports and Hotels at July 23, 2014 10:41 PM (Zha3D)

I'd ask for a different room...

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 23, 2014 10:43 PM (84gbM)

62 Why would a man have a glass dildo? That seems unsafe.

And why would any man that has a glass dildo give it to another man?

Why would the second man accept it?

This story needs more investigation.

Also, I find it disturbing.

Posted by: shibumi who is exceptionally cynical today at July 23, 2014 10:43 PM (25HWz)

63 White smoke good. Black smoke baaad.

Posted by: The Sheep at July 23, 2014 10:43 PM (JdEZJ)

64 "If I'd have known you were coming, I'd have baked a cake . . ."

I blame Political Hat for this. And my brain, of course. But mostly Political Hat.
Posted by: filbert at July 23, 2014 10:38 PM (roTS7)

--Aaaand thanks for putting that wretched Katy Perry birthday song in my head. Time to seek out the Motown version. . . .

Posted by: logprof at July 23, 2014 10:43 PM (GW/jL)

65 "http://is.gd/QnxzdT"


Whoa.


That real or bullshit?


One on the right got the family jewels.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 23, 2014 10:44 PM (TbKrO)

66 Oh Ricky... did you miss that ONT where zombie showed the My Little Pony butt-plugs?

That is what I was riffing on. There are some things that should not exist ever.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 23, 2014 10:44 PM (NaYHy)

67 Mile Hammer, worse a strong competent woman who didn't kill any of her kids or marry into power.

Posted by: Lauren at July 23, 2014 10:44 PM (BPMYx)

68 Stephen Chu - Head of EPA - Doesn't drive.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at July 23, 2014 10:44 PM (1Mxs7)

69 re: Putin's daughters
It'd be the last thing you do, but you'd go out with a smile.

Posted by: Evil Midnight Troll What Trolls At Midnight at July 23, 2014 10:44 PM (dUGHS)

70 I'll bet Obama does not even have a License...

He doesn't have a law license, why should driving be any different?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 23, 2014 10:44 PM (0AKks)

71 Posted by: The Political Hat at July 23, 2014 10:26 PM (lN8KC)

should have just told them 'sorry, I'm a professional artist, and that is copyrighted material...'

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 23, 2014 10:44 PM (84gbM)

72 63 White smoke good. Black smoke baaad.

Posted by: The Sheep at July 23, 2014 10:43 PM (JdEZJ)


The Vatican has some 'splaining to do!

Posted by: RWC at July 23, 2014 10:44 PM (sK4xb)

73 Mike - from the last thread...

286 "busted all four shock mounts on the first 'jump'."


I did that in a 72 Dodge Monaco wagon. They don't fly very well.

Posted by: freaked at July 23, 2014 10:45 PM (JdEZJ)

74 63 White smoke good. Black smoke baaad.
Posted by: The Sheep at July 23, 2014 10:43 PM (JdEZJ)

Tell that to the Vatican

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 23, 2014 10:45 PM (HVff2)

75

Maet. Thanks

Posted by: Thunderb at July 23, 2014 10:45 PM (zOTsN)

76 Mile Hammer, worse a strong competent woman who didn't kill any of her kids or marry into power.
Posted by: Lauren
----------------------

In short, she is everything that, oh, Nanci Pelosi isn't.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at July 23, 2014 10:45 PM (1Mxs7)

77 D-Lamp told me weeks ago that TFG & wife both voluntarily gave up law licenses.

Romeo13,
He doesn't have law license for 10-12 years now, great Constitutional Lawyer?

Posted by: Carol at July 23, 2014 10:45 PM (sj3Ax)

78 Just got back from a trip to Montana and Wyoming. Speed limit of 75 mph and motorcyclists without helmets.
We toured Yellowstone Park and saw Old Faithful, which was neat, but there was a lot of anticipation for something that was over in two minutes.
Come to think of it that might be the story of my wedding night.

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 23, 2014 10:45 PM (AkoL+)

79 "If I'd have known you were coming, I'd have baked a cake . . ."

I blame Political Hat for this. And my brain, of course. But mostly Political Hat.
Posted by: filbert at July 23, 2014 10:38 PM (roTS7)

--Aaaand thanks for putting that wretched Katy Perry birthday song in my head. Time to seek out the Motown version. . . .

Posted by: logprof at July 23, 2014 10:43 PM (GW/jL)


Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test.

Posted by: GLaDOS at July 23, 2014 10:46 PM (lN8KC)

80 Larson's truck finally died with 2 laps to go, he was banging the wall every corner.



Good race for Bubba. Stayed calm while Larson went nuts behind him.


Larson was driving under Gran Turismo rules where hitting the wall doesn't matter.

Until it did.

Posted by: Methos at July 23, 2014 10:46 PM (hO9ad)

81 "Haven't been or don't remember?"


Ixnay on the uestionsqay.


We know. We know.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 23, 2014 10:46 PM (TbKrO)

82 I did that in a 72 Dodge Monaco wagon. They don't fly very well.
Posted by: freaked
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Yes, I caught that..., and suppressed a snarky comment about MOPAR..., out of respect for my brothers here.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at July 23, 2014 10:47 PM (1Mxs7)

83 I'd be willing to bet TFG drives worse than my mother in law. If he can drive at all.

Posted by: freaked at July 23, 2014 10:47 PM (JdEZJ)

84 In other news, this hotel room smells like tequila. Ok, fine. But I haven't been drinking tequila. That's slightly concerning.

Posted by: DC in Airports and Hotels at July 23, 2014 10:41 PM (Zha3D)

They're getting desperate with where to place the illegals.

Check the closet.

Posted by: RWC at July 23, 2014 10:47 PM (sK4xb)

85 Speaking of jazz, here's Postmodern Jukebox's version of "Fancy":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzPGzGUNZbs

That song started out life as a modern-day rap song, and PMJ reinvents it as a 1920s-style flapper song. It works beautifully, and I can't get enough of it. I love it. It blows the original away.

It doesn't hurt that the singer is very easy on the eyes.

Posted by: rickl at July 23, 2014 10:47 PM (sdi6R)

86
Are they really Putin's daughters?

My my.

Posted by: irongrampa at July 23, 2014 10:47 PM (jeCnD)

87 I got the screenshots from the last thread. I sent them to Kos, Media Matters and Think Progress. You guys are busted!

:-)

Posted by: I got the screenshots from the last thread. I sent them to Kos, Media Matters and Think Progress. Yo at July 23, 2014 10:47 PM (QLKSj)

88 "did you miss that ONT where zombie showed the My Little Pony butt-plugs?"

I must have. No comprende.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 23, 2014 10:48 PM (TbKrO)

89 Speaking of things that should not well um exist because it cramps my brain...

Basement Jaxx music video 'Never Say Never' and the rise of the Twerk-bot.

http://vimeo.com/101266603

*twitch thud twitch*

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 23, 2014 10:48 PM (NaYHy)

90 And why would any man that has a glass dildo give it to another man?

Why would the second man accept it?


Maybe the second man is on a quest. The crystal dildo of hathor has a +2 bonus against succubi.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 23, 2014 10:48 PM (3kZUM)

91 Meanwhile the self-loathing Slate editor, Allison Benedikt, thinks Max Steinberg was just a patsy of Zionist propaganda.

Every time I see that self-loathing Jew formulation, I am reminded of how conservative Blacks are smeared as Uncle Toms. I am not Jewish (nor Black, for that matter), but I don't get why it is that Jews are not allowed to disagree with the politics of Israel without being put down as self-loathing. I don't agree with the politics of Benedikt and her allies, but are they not allowed to have an honest differing opinion?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 23, 2014 10:48 PM (IN7k+)

92 --Aaaand thanks for putting that wretched Katy Perry birthday song in my head. Time to seek out the Motown version. . . .
Posted by: logprof at July 23, 2014 10:43 PM (GW/jL)


Aw, crap. THAT never entered into my head. What the hell happened, that it became no longer necessary to be creative to be an "artist" let alone an entertainer?

Still, as a peace offering . . . I've got a YouTube of Brubeck sliding through "Take Five" right now.

Play that video a few times in a row as a mind-cleanser.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHdU5sHigYQ

Posted by: filbert at July 23, 2014 10:48 PM (roTS7)

93
Never really got along with his mouth.

Posted by: Joe Biden's Brain at July 23, 2014 10:48 PM (mETGQ)

94 Great. Another child.

Posted by: RWC at July 23, 2014 10:48 PM (sK4xb)

95 In short, she is everything that, oh, Nanci Pelosi isn't.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc.

You think that now, but wait till you see these pictures of me in my leather dominatrix outfit. Don't let this get out, but that's John Boehner in the gimp outfit.

Posted by: Stretch Pelosi at July 23, 2014 10:49 PM (dUGHS)

96 Wait, are you trying to tell me that the President of the United States blocks off highways so his heavily armed convoy of armoured vehicles can motor down an empty freeway just like they do in Moscow?

Nah. Aint' buyin it. This is America!

Posted by: Cecil Majumdarski Sr. at July 23, 2014 10:49 PM (xH4it)

97 Say what you will about Mopar that Monaco with a 440 hauled ass. And sounded good.

Posted by: freaked at July 23, 2014 10:50 PM (JdEZJ)

98 I did that in a 72 Dodge Monaco wagon. They don't fly very well.

Posted by: freaked at July 23, 2014 10:45 PM (JdEZJ)


Needs JATO bottles.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at July 23, 2014 10:50 PM (3Hl0+)

99 Eldora race was a points race. Fun race. Larson drove like a wild man. Fun to watch.

Impressive by Wallace to keep his cool with a dirt specialist like Larson dive bombing him and going crazy right behind him.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at July 23, 2014 10:50 PM (ZPrif)

100 Putins daughters, another reason for jug ears envy.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 23, 2014 10:50 PM (HVff2)

101 --Aaaand thanks for putting that wretched Katy Perry birthday song in my head. Time to seek out the Motown version. . . .
Posted by: logprof at July 23, 2014 10:43 PM (GW/jL)

While you deal with those figurative ear-worms, I have real worms, and other things, to deal with in my nether-regions.

Posted by: Katy Perry, incubator of Russel Brand's STDs at July 23, 2014 10:51 PM (B6dG9)

102 More modern-times: the Federal government has labeled ICP's fanbase, the Juggalos, as a gang. And the ACLU is suing on the Juggalos' behalf.

MOAR CIRCUSES
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 23, 2014 10:34 PM (3kZUM)



Faygo cola hardest hit.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at July 23, 2014 10:51 PM (+Fae7)

103 >>>I'd ask for a different room...

Sure. This is a high class establishment, where I have to sit in the lobby for two hours before my room is ready, and I get to wake up at 0400 to two cleaning ladies arguing about who is Reggie's regular "date".

Also, I'm in a handicapped room. Which is like a regular room, but with a small bed, no couch, and a shower that cannot help but flooding the bathroom.

Posted by: DC in Airports and Hotels at July 23, 2014 10:51 PM (Zha3D)

104 Is that you, Bill, or am I talking to a tree again?

Posted by: Hillary Magoo at July 23, 2014 10:51 PM (FcR7P)

105 52 Btw, sex appeal really was why left wing women hated Palin so much. They knew deep down that all of their partners would jump on that without a second thought.
Posted by: Lauren at July 23, 2014 10:41 PM (BPMYx)

And that she has a hot husband. And that they have lots of kids. And that she didn't abort Trig.

Posted by: The Caliphate insurgents coming over the border at July 23, 2014 10:52 PM (36Rjy)

106 I'm drinkin whisky in my trailer

Posted by: Wade Reeves at July 23, 2014 10:52 PM (EFVna)

107 If I had a line of comm with Limbaugh during the Monica period, I would have suggested a Paul Shanklin-like remake of this:

http://tinyurl.com/mbggcm7

using Hillary impersonator/voice

Actually given the news of the Energizer, it would still work. A tweak of the lyrics here and there would do the job.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at July 23, 2014 10:52 PM (1Mxs7)

108 That station wagon was so huge we called it the Enterprise.

Posted by: freaked at July 23, 2014 10:52 PM (JdEZJ)

109 DC there might be a hobo living under the bed then.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 23, 2014 10:52 PM (NaYHy)

110 So, a rocket hits a house a mile and a half from Ben Gurion Airport and that is enough to close the airport?

They haven't shut down air travel from Cairo to Tel Aviv.

I heard a clip of that stupid obamac*nt defending UNRWA.

If the US and the west is going to strangle Israel by stopping air traffic, Isreal should stop ALL aid to Gaza.

Posted by: pug at July 23, 2014 10:52 PM (uT0LN)

111 68 Stephen Chu - Head of EPA - Doesn't drive.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at July 23, 2014 10:44 PM (1Mxs7)


--Bet he flies all over fucking Creation, though.

Posted by: logprof at July 23, 2014 10:52 PM (GW/jL)

112 it's not hard to make the leap into race territory.

I have a feeling she doesn't leap into race territory, she eats, sleeps, showers, swims and develops apartment buildings in race territory.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 23, 2014 10:52 PM (cbUUP)

113 Oh..., I think it was more than that. I think they were very threatened by a strong competent woman.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at July 23, 2014 10:42 PM (1Mxs7)

And sadly, they have more respect for the kind of weak ass loser who can't handle paying for her own birth control pills.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 23, 2014 10:53 PM (dRzWi)

114 Also, I'm in a handicapped room. Which is like a regular room, but with a small bed, no couch, and a shower that cannot help but flooding the bathroom.
Posted by: DC in Airports and Hotels at July 23, 2014 10:51 PM (Zha3D)

Look on the bright side, you're leaving MD and gainfully employed. Prost!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 23, 2014 10:53 PM (HVff2)

115 Non-bacon eating sock off.

Posted by: baldilocks at July 23, 2014 10:54 PM (36Rjy)

116 Paul Desmond is an underrated jazz saxophonist.

Posted by: Jedi Master Val Jar Binks at July 23, 2014 10:54 PM (9FUuj)

117 My 1975 Dodge Power Wagon flew like a champ. And loved pulling K10 Bla-zers out out the mud.

Forgot the forbidden name

Posted by: Swatara at July 23, 2014 10:55 PM (XFT89)

118 "A baker is facing legal action for refusing to bake a cake showing Bert and Ernie from Sesame Street that explicitly states "support gay marriage."
------------
Ooooh! Power!
Sure, it is necessary to forbid certain speech, to silence critics.
But when you can force someone to speak, to profess a party line against their conscience, that is downright fun!

Posted by: Margarita who wishes she drank more at July 23, 2014 10:55 PM (dfYL9)

119 "Sure. This is a high class establishment, where I have to sit in the
lobby for two hours before my room is ready, and I get to wake up at
0400 to two cleaning ladies arguing about who is Reggie's regular
"date"."


Ahhh. The Ramada.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 23, 2014 10:55 PM (TbKrO)

120 Posted by: pug at July 23, 2014 10:52 PM (uT0LN)

they did not shut down airports in either Iraq, or Afghanistan... nor in Ukraine, where they ARE shooting down aircraft (two more today)...

This is political....

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 23, 2014 10:55 PM (84gbM)

121 this should cure your youtube addiction:

http://youtu.be/IvfsfS6NVUc

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 23, 2014 10:55 PM (KCxzN)

122 "My 1975 Dodge Power Wagon"

Kind of a dream pickup for me. Have the paint job?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 23, 2014 10:56 PM (TbKrO)

123 "You see, I was raised as a cowboy . . . " - Dave Brubeck, talking about the origin of the beat of "Take Five."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuUhBfN6TNY

Posted by: filbert at July 23, 2014 10:56 PM (roTS7)

124 Re Vladimirevna...That picture looks vaguely familiar. Putin has at least one (married) daughter, but I suspect those aren't them.

Posted by: Grey Fox at July 23, 2014 10:56 PM (5rcV8)

125 "This is political...."


Yeah.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 23, 2014 10:56 PM (TbKrO)

126 Tfg can't open an umbrella, can't ride a bike, can't throw a baseball, of course the the stoned choomboy can't drive anything.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at July 23, 2014 10:57 PM (Q8vlx)

127 Bet he flies all over fucking Creation, though.
Posted by: logprof
----------------

Limos to and from work.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at July 23, 2014 10:57 PM (1Mxs7)

128 You can still get to Israel if you want, just book El Al.

Which, honestly, is a better idea most of the time anyway.

Posted by: Methos at July 23, 2014 10:57 PM (hO9ad)

129 El Al has competent security screeners.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 23, 2014 10:58 PM (NaYHy)

130 of course the the stoned choomboy can't drive anything.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo

That's what you think.

Posted by: Reggie Love at July 23, 2014 10:58 PM (dUGHS)

131 Japan Robot Restaurant:

http://tinyurl.com/pofruyg

Posted by: Hat who would be using Japanese characters if the hamsters weren't on drugs at July 23, 2014 10:58 PM (lN8KC)

132 Ricardo if you really want one there is a 74 Power Wagon sitting in my back yard. Hasn't run in 15 years though since I busted the rear end. I hate to scrap it though but probably will.

Posted by: freaked at July 23, 2014 10:58 PM (JdEZJ)

133 Actually, Obama likes flashy rides. Drove a Chrysler 300C until someone pointed out that was bad politcally if he was going to run for Prexy. Traded on a Ford Fusion Hybrid.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at July 23, 2014 10:59 PM (1Mxs7)

134 We want to thank President Obama for defending our free healthcare under his law. We don't want some stooped judges making a decision about this.

Posted by: Dorcus Blimline from Brattleboro,VT at July 23, 2014 10:59 PM (hP/Mt)

135
Dodge Power Wagon


I always think of this body style.

http://tinyurl.com/m43q4vg

Posted by: YIKES! at July 23, 2014 10:59 PM (mETGQ)

136 Kind of a dream pickup for me. Have the paint job? >>>

It was the Sno-fiter so Orange with the Sno-Fiter decal. It was my dads survived 4 16 yr old brothers and still rocked when I bought it from him.

Posted by: Swatara at July 23, 2014 10:59 PM (XFT89)

137 Oh great, pay even more for the privilege of being harassed by TSA clowns.

Posted by: titanium at July 23, 2014 11:00 PM (u9UgT)

138 " I hate to scrap it though but probably will."

Where is your backyard?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 23, 2014 11:00 PM (TbKrO)

139 An extra $20 isn't going to change my fly/drive decision. Especially since it's been stuck solidly in the f*ck no I ain't flying since the mid 80s.

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at July 23, 2014 11:00 PM (jtgkZ)

140 We don't want some stooped judges making a decision

We want them to stand up straight.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 23, 2014 11:01 PM (cZmyL)

141 For Robert and TPH, the US should follow Japan's lead with this

http://youtu.be/E6xg4-RgWKM

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 23, 2014 11:01 PM (NaYHy)

142 My Dodge PW is spray can camo and used to say "Little Evil" on the back.

Posted by: freaked at July 23, 2014 11:01 PM (JdEZJ)

143 I don't drive but you Should elect me..Hilldog

Posted by: The Jackhole at July 23, 2014 11:01 PM (dULJN)

144 91 Meanwhile the self-loathing Slate editor, Allison Benedikt, thinks Max Steinberg was just a patsy of Zionist propaganda.

Every time I see that self-loathing Jew formulation, I am reminded of how conservative Blacks are smeared as Uncle Toms. I am not Jewish (nor Black, for that matter), but I don't get why it is that Jews are not allowed to disagree with the politics of Israel without being put down as self-loathing. I don't agree with the politics of Benedikt and her allies, but are they not allowed to have an honest differing opinion?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 23, 2014 10:48 PM (IN7k+)


Well self-loathing may be a bit strong but if you read the Legal Insurrection post and Benedickt's previous article it's pretty clear that she's mainly driven by personal and family issues involving Israel and Zionism rather than just policy differences.

Posted by: Maetenloch at July 23, 2014 11:01 PM (pAlYe)

145 "http://tinyurl.com/m43q4vg"

Hardcore.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 23, 2014 11:01 PM (TbKrO)

146 Nut roots convention is out

Posted by: Thunderb at July 23, 2014 11:01 PM (zOTsN)

147 Nut roots convention is out

Posted by: Thunderb at July 23, 2014 11:01 PM (zOTsN)

148 The lawyer thinks the dildo maybe a long lost relative

Posted by: tmitsss at July 23, 2014 11:01 PM (Pa9vP)

149 My backyard is in the middle of Georgia.

Posted by: freaked at July 23, 2014 11:02 PM (JdEZJ)

150 116 Paul Desmond is an underrated jazz saxophonist.
Posted by: Jedi Master Val Jar Binks at July 23, 2014 10:54 PM (9FUuj)


So is my saxman!

Posted by: Vanessa Paradis at July 23, 2014 11:02 PM (GW/jL)

151 You can still get to Israel if you want, just book El Al.

Which, honestly, is a better idea most of the time anyway.
Posted by: Methos at July 23, 2014 10:57 PM


Quite right

http://supplysidepolitics.blogspot.com/

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 23, 2014 11:02 PM (KCxzN)

152 Bill O is on our side, except he's going to say exactly what Mark Levin has said about SCOAMF fundraising for DNC on our $$! If he manages one visit to a school in a trip, DNC pays 5 cents on the dollar, we pay the 95 cents on dollar!


Levin has big announcement during Thursday show & he said we should be pleased. Levin isn't one to make idle promises & I'm sure he has something big to announce.

Posted by: Carol at July 23, 2014 11:03 PM (sj3Ax)

153 When Oshizzle aint preezy no more, he will have a new Escalade ridin on gold 24's with his mil Esther drivin him around to various choom pickup points.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at July 23, 2014 11:03 PM (Q8vlx)

154 A tin-foil-hatty person might think that the ultimate goal of TSA harassment is to make people stay home so they can be more controllable.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 23, 2014 11:03 PM (cZmyL)

155 "An extra $20 isn't going to change my fly/drive decision."


Nah. They already nickel and fucking dime you for every other fucking thing.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 23, 2014 11:03 PM (TbKrO)

156 Just another stereotypical Nascar race -- where a black guy and an asian dude battle it out for the last 10 laps, beating and banging on each other, tearing their rides up.

For those who don't know, Bubba Wallace is black (well, half-black -- white dad, black mom) and Kyle Larson is asian (well half-asian -- white dad, asian mom). Bubba is Nascar's top black driver and still in the trucks series, the 3rd level in Nascar.

Larson is Nascar's new wunderkind and already in the Sprint Cup series, the top series. Larson is a California kid and made a name for himself on the dirt tracks and has crazy raw talent. Larson is the guy that many are pegging as a future champion.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at July 23, 2014 11:03 PM (ZPrif)

157 The things you learn on YouTube . . .

Louis Armstrong did a song in 1925 called "Yes, I'm In The Barrel" . . .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBRQNWMIHqU

Posted by: filbert at July 23, 2014 11:04 PM (roTS7)

158 I don't get why it is that Jews are not allowed to disagree with the politics of Israel without being put down as self-loathing.

I'll try an answer to this one -

Much depends on what Israel's government is actually trying to do. If Israel's government is exempting religious students from armed service because of some deal cooked up with Shas - then yes, it's fine to debate the merits of that decision.

If a foreign terrorist force is shutting down commerce and visitation with rockets - I would say that whatever Israel does to destroy that force goes beyond politics. It is a matter of life and death to Israelis.

As for Judaism: yes, I concede, there do exist messianists and Ashkenazi nationalists who believe that the Israeli state is a neo-samaritanism and not a true expression of Judaism. I do give these voices a hearing where I hear them. (Katzenelson's book is insightful on Ashkenazi nationalism; the nationalist-but-nonzionist blogger JewAmongYou has translated it.)

HOWEVER.

Neither is the case for the professed Jews who are whining about Israel's actions here. These people are worshippers of the International Consensus; they are progressives, not believers in the Name, and - unlike the nonzionist nationalists - have no real interest in Jewish survival even *outside* South Syria. Otherwise we'd be hearing a lot more about, oh, Jewish practices at home from them and a lot less about what some other Jews are doing way over there.

This all may be tl;dr and rambling. So, sorry.

It's my thought that when people spend their efforts in one direction, that's the direction they care about. I happen to care about the survival of Israel as a Zionist project; I have various reasons for that, which I won't get into, but you'll notice that's one of the things I spend effort in posting about. I don't spend a lot of time complaining that maybe the IDF should have bombed this particular rocket-factory with a little more care and stuffed teddy bears.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 23, 2014 11:04 PM (3kZUM)

159 I think Peach for the Stars has as part of their costumes the missing IRS hard drive platters.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 23, 2014 11:04 PM (NaYHy)

160
Actually, Obama likes flashy rides. Drove a Chrysler
300C
until someone pointed out that was bad politcally if he was going
to run for Prexy. Traded on a Ford Fusion Hybrid.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at July 23, 2014 10:59 PM (1Mxs7)


lol
That's a flashy ride to him.What a dork.
Mercedes S63 AMG is a tad more flashy.

Posted by: YIKES! at July 23, 2014 11:04 PM (mETGQ)

161 70 I'll bet Obama does not even have a License...

He doesn't have a law license, why should driving be any different?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 23, 2014 10:44 PM (0AKks)



I don't care what his & her apologists say, one does not give up a professional license for any reason except for getting in trouble with the licensing entity. I know guys who left the law profession but just put their licences on "inactive" which meant that they could become "active" again by taking their continuing education and any other classes as needed. Every one told me that they had put too much into it to just give it up.

My theory, Mooch got caught dipping into her firm's escrow account, and instead of having her go through a public disgrace, they got her the job at the hospital with a salary that could be used to repay that money taken.

TFG? He probably got caught with his hand in the cookie jar with one of the organizations he worked for figured that he would be easily controlled by holding the embezzlement over his head while he did the organizations bidding while in elected office.




Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at July 23, 2014 11:05 PM (+Fae7)

162 Posted by: Costanza Defense at July 23, 2014 11:03 PM (ZPrif)

Sounds like you know all the family trees

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 23, 2014 11:05 PM (HVff2)

163 "My backyard is in the middle of Georgia."

Don't think I'll make that haul but, out of curiosity, where zackly?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 23, 2014 11:05 PM (TbKrO)

164 They aren't his daughters. Don't ask me how I know.

Posted by: Last at July 23, 2014 11:06 PM (8HiDF)

165 Ricardo!
I haven't been here often, busy with things.
How are you?

Posted by: Carol at July 23, 2014 11:07 PM (sj3Ax)

166 Well said BTH. Well said

Posted by: Thunderb at July 23, 2014 11:07 PM (zOTsN)

167 "For those who don't know,"

NASCAR's foray into multi-culturalism?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 23, 2014 11:07 PM (TbKrO)

168 Putin's daughters are not that pretty.

Posted by: Moochzilla at July 23, 2014 11:07 PM (GW/jL)

169 I always think of this body style.>>>

Was at a mud run many moons ago and saw a stock truck like that embarrass many custom trucks and Jeeps. Stuff was getting stuck half way through. The Power wagon sunk to the bottom and (slowly) plowed all the way to the finish.

Light with a lot of power doesn't always win.

Posted by: Swatara at July 23, 2014 11:08 PM (XFT89)

170 So soon Hillary will be able to run down pedestrians on her own instead of having to rely on her SS drivers to do so. Woohoo!

Posted by: andycanuck at July 23, 2014 11:08 PM (GsmA5)

171 "How are you?"

Good but tired. Work is a absolute beeotch. Bizzy. Not much time here lately.


You?


Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 23, 2014 11:09 PM (TbKrO)

172 President Hillary 'Hoverround' Clinton...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 23, 2014 11:09 PM (NaYHy)

173 RK some might say Macon but I won't. Close though.

Truck has 318, Muncie (I think) 4 speed, 2 speed transfer, Dana front, broke Chrysler rear end. 44" inch tires which are shot. Would climb a tree if it could get traction back in the day.

Posted by: freaked at July 23, 2014 11:09 PM (JdEZJ)

174 Posted by: Moochzilla at July 23, 2014 11:07 PM (GW/jL

I hear your daughters asses are fat like yours

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 23, 2014 11:10 PM (HVff2)

175
153 Chavez the Hugo

When Oshizzle aint preezy no more, he will have a new Escalade ridin on gold 24's with his mil Esther drivin him around to various choom pickup points.


Prediction:

We will see, in about 5 years, that legalization of weed is a titanic disaster, and weed will be outlawed again ...

... and, within 2 years, Former Prez'nit Choom will be busted, for making a street buy ...

... and the video will be all over YouTube.


Posted by: Arbalest at July 23, 2014 11:10 PM (FlRtG)

176 158 --boulder t'hobo
Great comment.

Posted by: Margarita who wishes she drank more at July 23, 2014 11:10 PM (dfYL9)

177 In Russia Putin's daughters fuck you

Posted by: The Jackhole at July 23, 2014 11:10 PM (dULJN)

178 "Putin's daughters are not that pretty."

Jealous much?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 23, 2014 11:10 PM (TbKrO)

179 172 President Hillary 'Hoverround' Clinton...
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 23, 2014 11:09 PM (NaYHy)

Double chortles

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 23, 2014 11:11 PM (HVff2)

180 Hillary claiming Bill is a sex addict cause his beloved mommy abused him. It's in the daily mail

Posted by: Thunderb at July 23, 2014 11:11 PM (zOTsN)

181 I'll bet Obama does not even have a License...

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 23, 2014 10:42 PM (84gbM)

Oh, he's got a license all right, but it's a license to steal!

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 23, 2014 11:11 PM (o3MSL)

182 175 Awsome! Hope I live to see that!

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at July 23, 2014 11:12 PM (Q8vlx)

183 Good one Anna

Posted by: The Jackhole at July 23, 2014 11:12 PM (dULJN)

184 >>>DC there might be a hobo living under the bed then.

Might be? Hah. His name is Steve, and he swears he wasn't drinking tequila. Nice fella. Even goes outside to smoke his meth. Very respectful.

Posted by: DC in Airports and Hotels at July 23, 2014 11:12 PM (Zha3D)

185 NASCAR's foray into multi-culturalism?

They had an ad to that effect, but I haven't seen it in a while (the hispanic fellow and the chick in haven't been quite as, um, accomplished, as Bubba. But the drivers themselves got hired because they're good (Bubba works for Kyle Busch Motorsports, and was hired after beating Kyle in some local thing).

Posted by: Methos at July 23, 2014 11:13 PM (hO9ad)

186 133 Actually, Obama likes flashy shitty rides. Drove a Chrysler 300C until someone pointed out that was bad politcally if he was going to run for Prexy. Traded on a Ford Fusion Hybrid.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at July 23, 2014 10:59 PM (1Mxs7)


fify

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at July 23, 2014 11:13 PM (+Fae7)

187 "
RK some might say Macon but I won't. Close though."

Gotcha.


Never made it down Macon way in my time Georgia. Regret that.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 23, 2014 11:14 PM (TbKrO)

188 MH and Jack...

Earlier thread someone commented that Hillary is merely FDR with boobs.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 23, 2014 11:14 PM (NaYHy)

189 300C is a pimp car around here. I can see why he liked them.

Posted by: freaked at July 23, 2014 11:14 PM (JdEZJ)

190 I hate to admit that I left Bill O in instead of finding something else to watch. O'Ego played clip of him & he looks worse than last time I saw him & it was nearly 10 months ago when he wanted to strike Syria, but just enough.

Am I wrong. Doesn't he look frail for a man?

Posted by: Carol at July 23, 2014 11:15 PM (sj3Ax)

191 Not missing much RK unless you are interested in history. Otherwise Macon is a ship of fools.

Posted by: freaked at July 23, 2014 11:15 PM (JdEZJ)

192 The President does not make street buys. He has SS to do that for him. Which I am sure they are proud to continue to do, making sure that no bad entertainment pharmaceuticals reach the body of the commander-in-chief, who has taken an oath to uphold the constitution and all federal laws in his role of executive of our powerful government.

Posted by: kindltot at July 23, 2014 11:15 PM (t//F+)

193 "President Hillary 'Hoverround' Clinton..."


Watch her channel FDR.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 23, 2014 11:15 PM (TbKrO)

194 Black stock car driver?

When I was a kid, Wendell Scott was something of a folk hero in these parts. Now there is someone worth Icon status.
http://tinyurl.com/qarrk5n

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at July 23, 2014 11:15 PM (1Mxs7)

195 No just some. Larson and Bubba both have gotten some decent media hype the last few years. That hype usually includes stories about how they got their start in racing. Both of them come from middle class families and had Dads who were into racing, but weren't a prominent racing family or anything like that.

Several of the other top young guys are from Nascar royalty. Chase Elliot is up there with Larson as a young stud with huge potential. But his dad is Bill Elliott, former champion, so there's not much mystery how Chase got his start or how he was able to attract sponsors and funding.

Larson had little money, he just showed so much raw talent at such a young age that the big $ in racing fought over him.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at July 23, 2014 11:16 PM (ZPrif)

196 I'll soon be single, ladies.

Care to join me in one of the houses I'll have left after the divorce hearings?

Posted by: Michael Moore at July 23, 2014 11:16 PM (B6dG9)

197 That woman who wrote about Tommy the choo choo is cuckoo.

Posted by: hoo hoo at July 23, 2014 11:16 PM (/cUUk)

198 Excerpt re Wedell Scott:

After the war, he ran an auto-repair shop. As a sideline, he took up the dangerous, illegal pursuit of running moonshine whiskey.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at July 23, 2014 11:17 PM (1Mxs7)

199 Excerpt re Wedell Scott:

After the war, he ran an auto-repair shop. As a sideline, he took up the dangerous, illegal pursuit of running moonshine whiskey.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at July 23, 2014 11:17 PM (1Mxs7)

200 White smoke good.

Habemos papem!

Posted by: Fox 2! at July 23, 2014 11:17 PM (cHwSy)

201 199 Crap. Wendell

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at July 23, 2014 11:17 PM (1Mxs7)

202 196 I'll soon be single, ladies


A single 900 pound sack of shit.

Posted by: freaked at July 23, 2014 11:17 PM (JdEZJ)

203 Baleen blanco Michael Moore si?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 23, 2014 11:18 PM (NaYHy)

204 We have nothing to fear but crossing the tarmac under sniper fire.

Posted by: Hillary Delano Rodham at July 23, 2014 11:18 PM (dUGHS)

205 That woman who wrote about Tommy the choo choo is cuckoo.
Posted by: hoo hoo
-------------

You just do not understand 'deconstruction'.

Posted by: Stanley Fish at July 23, 2014 11:18 PM (1Mxs7)

206 After the war, he ran an auto-repair shop. As a sideline, he took up the dangerous, illegal pursuit of running moonshine whiskey.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at July 23, 2014 11:17 PM (1Mxs7)

*****

Along with Junior Johnson, Buddy Baker, and a number of other early NASCAR drivers.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 23, 2014 11:18 PM (ojnk6)

207 "Larson is the guy that many are pegging as a future champion.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at July 23, 2014 11:03 PM (ZPrif)"

Pegging is the only kind of driving Barry does!

Posted by: Reggie Love at July 23, 2014 11:18 PM (E7Iyp)

208 Wait..., moonshine is illegal? Crap!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at July 23, 2014 11:20 PM (1Mxs7)

209 "Not missing much RK unless you are interested in history. Otherwise Macon is a ship of fools."

Gerogia I found to be an interesting place. Georgians seemed rather proud of their state, like us Texans. Respected that.

Use to make a regular circuit from A-Town to Huntsville, Birmingham, and, Montgomery. Never made the north Georgia mountains or south Georgia regrettably.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 23, 2014 11:20 PM (TbKrO)

210 Why Michael Moore sits around his nine houses, he really sits around his nine houses.

Posted by: Zombie Henny Youngman at July 23, 2014 11:20 PM (/cUUk)

211 Well self-loathing may be a bit strong but if you read the Legal Insurrection post and Benedickt's previous article it's pretty clear that she's mainly driven by personal and family issues involving Israel and Zionism rather than just policy differences.

Posted by: Maetenloch at July 23, 2014 11:01 PM (pAlYe)

++++

I'm closer to agreeing with you there.

Adam Carolla was raised in a household built with government cheese. I would say that without a doubt that the experience had a great deal to do with the shaping of his views. Many children rebel against the values of their parents and it affects their outlook for the rest of their lives.

Not being Jewish myself, and not having parents who had strong views on the subject of Zionism or Israel, I didn't give the issue much thought when I was growing up. Since Benedickt was both Jewish and raised by parents who did have strong views on the issue, its not surprising that she has put a great deal of thought into the issue. And given her parent's strong views on the subject, it also isn't surprising that when she started to form her own differing views, it was a big deal in her family. I, on the other hand, could either be a big supporter or a big detractor of Israel, and it wouldn't overly concern anyone in my family. On that particular issue, there is no pressure in my family to toe the group identity line.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 23, 2014 11:20 PM (IN7k+)

212 Posted by: Carol at July 23, 2014 11:03 PM (sj3Ax)

Levin's announcement has something to do with the EPA I believe.

Posted by: RWC at July 23, 2014 11:20 PM (sK4xb)

213 "Wait..., moonshine is illegal? Crap!"

Only if you try to sell it, as I understand.


Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 23, 2014 11:21 PM (TbKrO)

214 South Georgia, also known as North Florida is it's own little world.

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at July 23, 2014 11:21 PM (jtgkZ)

215 Hey baby, wanna grant me "asylum"?

Posted by: B. Clinton at July 23, 2014 11:21 PM (GW/jL)

216 Michael Moore's next engagement will be to Rachel Corrie. Well... the future Rachel Corrie, by the next morning

Helpful hint to his suitorettes: try to stay on top

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 23, 2014 11:21 PM (3kZUM)

217 I call BS. That brain has no temporal lobe and the gyri are all hinky. It looks more like Donald Trump's toupee.

Why does Donald Trump's toupee want to kill Batman?

Posted by: Seamus M at July 23, 2014 11:21 PM (NeFrd)

218 50 So Vlad Putin has daughters:

http://is.gd/QnxzdT

His nick is Vova not Vlad. Seriously. Of course that gets changed to Vulva.

Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at July 23, 2014 11:22 PM (bTXkJ)

219 Why does Donald Trump's toupee want to kill Batman?

It's jealous of the cowl.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 23, 2014 11:22 PM (0AKks)

220 If you get away from the cities in Georgia you find people with more sense. I suppose it's like that most places.

I like it here in Ga and am proud of the state. Some people though, wooee.

Posted by: freaked at July 23, 2014 11:23 PM (JdEZJ)

221 Levin's announcement has something to do with the EPA I believe.
Posted by: RWC
----------------

I can guess:
"The EPA is rife with philosophically-driven, politically corrupt, bureaucratic toadies."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at July 23, 2014 11:23 PM (1Mxs7)

222 Hey everybody, nice to be back.

Does anyone remember Sheryl Sandberg of Facebook and the supposed issue with something she said some months ago? The reason I asked is that today I was listening to Facebook's earnings call, and was surprised no one called in to ask her about it.

But I do remember there was some kind of controversy about something she said a while back.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2014 11:23 PM (Vh4i6)

223 I also listened to Delta Air Lines' earnings call.

Long story short: they're a bit paranoid about their flights in and out of Tel Aviv these days. A few reporters from AP and Bloomberg called in and were trying to mine a quote from their Board, but thankfully they wouldn't bite.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2014 11:24 PM (Vh4i6)

224 I like it here in Ga and am proud of the state. Some people though, wooee.
Posted by: freaked
-------------------

I recall the late, great Lewis Grizzard's comment anytime a carpet bagger complained about the way things were done in Georgia:
"Delta is ready when you are."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at July 23, 2014 11:24 PM (1Mxs7)

225 No just some. Larson and Bubba both have gotten some decent media hype the last few years.

I loved when the media asked Bubba how his diversity affected his success (after the Martinsville win) and he responded that his skin color was the same as when he started racing, so not much.

Chase Elliot is up there with Larson as a young stud with huge potential.

Dude won his first race at Darlington. Darlington!

Posted by: Methos at July 23, 2014 11:25 PM (hO9ad)

226 "Wait..., moonshine is illegal? Crap!"

Only if you try to sell it, as I understand.


You can't even make your own legally.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 23, 2014 11:25 PM (cZmyL)

227 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at July 23, 2014 11:23 PM (1Mxs7)


Too easy. That could be said about any of the fed.

Hoping for a lawsuit for well, anything. Cut all the .gov back wherever we can.

Posted by: RWC at July 23, 2014 11:25 PM (sK4xb)

228 Looking at Vlad's daughters, I'm guessing the family has watched a LOT of 007 flicks at home.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 23, 2014 11:25 PM (3kZUM)

229 188 MH and Jack...

Earlier thread someone commented that Hillary is merely FDR with boobs.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 23, 2014 11:14 PM (NaYHy)

She doesn't have the Burgess Meredith/Penguin look

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 23, 2014 11:25 PM (HVff2)

230 "http://tinyurl.com/qarrk5n"

Ain't that something. A black guy who can drive the shit out a car and goes and proves it over and over...........is a hero to other people who can drive the shit out a car?


Have you ever.......?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 23, 2014 11:25 PM (TbKrO)

231 Time to walk the cat. brb, if the coyotes don't get him...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at July 23, 2014 11:25 PM (1Mxs7)

232 Did TBH3K go on a spree-banning or is it just kind of slow?

Posted by: RWC at July 23, 2014 11:26 PM (sK4xb)

233 221 Levin's announcement has something to do with the EPA I believe.
Posted by: RWC
----------------

I can guess:
"The EPA is rife with philosophically-driven, politically corrupt, bureaucratic toadies."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at July 23, 2014 11:23 PM (1Mxs7)

That dress poorly and smell funny

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 23, 2014 11:27 PM (HVff2)

234 Grizzard was great. I like Ludlow Porch too probably partly because he reminds me of my late uncle.

Posted by: freaked at July 23, 2014 11:27 PM (JdEZJ)

235 "Elvis is Dead and I Don't Feel Too Good Myself"
- Lewis Grizzard

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2014 11:27 PM (Vh4i6)

236 You can't even make your own legally.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 23, 2014 11:25 PM (cZmyL)

*****

You can, just in limited quantities and for personal consumption. Same with beer and wine.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 23, 2014 11:27 PM (ojnk6)

237 "Sadly, neither Los Angeles native Max Steinberg, 24, and Texan Sean Carmeli, 21, will ever return home."

It is reported that Steinberg's parents had a private meeting with the Secretariat of State. For what purpose I cannot possibly imagine.

If a son of mine had just laid down his life in battle because of an unnecessary conflict that a particular federal official had done his level best to incite, it would have been an extremely bad idea to bring that official anywhere near me.

But, bafflingly enough, there are a certain cohort of American Jews who are comfortably able to manage the enormous cognitive dissonance of both supporting the likes of Kerry and Obama at home, while supporting Israel abroad. I do not know how they are able to do it.

Posted by: torquewrench at July 23, 2014 11:27 PM (noWW6)

238 DON'T DO IT, BATMAN!

Posted by: The Gonads at July 23, 2014 11:28 PM (U13jb)

239 Speaking of things that should not well um exist because it cramps my brain...

Basement Jaxx music video 'Never Say Never' and the rise of the Twerk-bot.

http://vimeo.com/101266603

*twitch thud twitch*
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 23, 2014 10:48 PM (NaYHy)


Ok. You called up "Never Say Never" and now I'm thinking of Debbie Iyall (Romeo Void) twerking. As if I already didn't have enough trouble sleeping.

Posted by: Bill H at July 23, 2014 11:28 PM (3sZO1)

240 230 -Ricardo..., yeah...., I mean it's almost as if merit earns respect. Puzzling.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at July 23, 2014 11:28 PM (1Mxs7)

241 One thing I have to get off my chest about hector:

In the thread yesterday about France selling amphibious assault vehicles to Russia, I sockpuppeted Our Lady of Fatima (it makes sense in context).

Hector replied:

If you are really a Catholic, Orthodox Russia is your best friend. If
the evil Calvinist scum
or the Marxists start killing Catholics in
America, it will be Russia who would intervene to save Catholics.


Leaving aside the only reason Russia would ever get militarily involved in the US is to get Alaska back, I would honestly like to know what plane of reality it exists in where it would get the idea that I was scared (or even should be) scared of Presbyterians.

Posted by: Armando at July 23, 2014 11:29 PM (vgH+s)

242 I like Ludlow Porch too
---------

A Great American

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at July 23, 2014 11:29 PM (1Mxs7)

243 HOWEVER.

Neither is the case for the professed Jews who are whining about Israel's actions here. These people are worshippers of the International Consensus; they are progressives, not believers in the Name, and - unlike the nonzionist nationalists - have no real interest in Jewish survival even *outside* South Syria. Otherwise we'd be hearing a lot more about, oh, Jewish practices at home from them and a lot less about what some other Jews are doing way over there.

This all may be tl;dr and rambling. So, sorry.

It's my thought that when people spend their efforts in one direction, that's the direction they care about. I happen to care about the survival of Israel as a Zionist project; I have various reasons for that, which I won't get into, but you'll notice that's one of the things I spend effort in posting about. I don't spend a lot of time complaining that maybe the IDF should have bombed this particular rocket-factory with a little more care and stuffed teddy bears.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 23, 2014 11:04 PM (3kZUM)

++++

I just dislike that self-loathing label. It seems to me to be a way to dismiss someone's agruments without really engaging them. Unlike what you did with your comment, in which you do get into the specifics and merits of your views. I agree with you that those who oppose Israel are overwhelmingly progressive, but while they may hate both you and me (as their ideological enemies), I don't think they hate themselves or the Jewish people in general.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 23, 2014 11:29 PM (IN7k+)

244 'u can't even make your own legally. '

Honest osifer I wuz jes gonna pour it in my gas tank.

Posted by: freaked at July 23, 2014 11:30 PM (JdEZJ)

245 Nascar has had a Drive for Diversity program for years now, maybe a decade or more, where Nascar picks a handful of non-white males to highlight and promote. I think they get some money, not sure. The extra promotion really helps attract sponsors, though.

Bubba benefited from that. Raw talent wise he's ... pretty good. As the only black driver in one of Nascar's national series, he's higher profile than he would be if he were a white guy. But that's understandable. He's won a couple times now, so that's really good for him and his prospects.

No stars have come yet out of the Drive for Diversity program. Most wash out after a few years.

There are a good # of young, Mexican drivers coming up.

Nascar runs a series in Mexico (Nascar Mexico). Nascar really hopes they can find a young bilingual Mexican star to promote.

Daniel Suarez is the current rising Mexican star. He needs to work on his English, but I expect him to be moved up and promoted from Nascar Mexico soon. He ran a Nationwide race this year.

Nascar runs local series in Canada, Mexico, and Europe. The Mexico series has been pretty successful at growing the market for stock car racing in Mexico in the last decade.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at July 23, 2014 11:30 PM (ZPrif)

246 Fckn cat.. brb

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at July 23, 2014 11:30 PM (1Mxs7)

247 On further review, I believe Robin's codpiece is a ventriloquist.

Posted by: Seamus M at July 23, 2014 11:31 PM (NeFrd)

248 for Bill H, because this wasn't enough for him : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnWyMkmdCrw

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 23, 2014 11:31 PM (3kZUM)

249 Costanza - So..., countdown to ghey driver?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at July 23, 2014 11:31 PM (1Mxs7)

250 "Looking at Vlad's daughters, I'm guessing the family has watched a LOT of 007 flicks at home."

No.

What the Putin family would have watched at home was the Soviet version of James Bond. _Shield and Sword_, drawn from the logotype of the KGB.

Posted by: torquewrench at July 23, 2014 11:31 PM (noWW6)

251 MH and Jack, here is another I trotted out earlier today.

Hillary von Schtupp, "Ev'ryt'ing below ze waist ist kaput!"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 23, 2014 11:32 PM (NaYHy)

252 'Fckn cat.. brb'

Two walks in just a few minutes? You can get that fixed ya know?

Posted by: freaked at July 23, 2014 11:32 PM (JdEZJ)

253 "
If you get away from the cities in Georgia you find people with more sense. I suppose it's like that most places."


Yep. It is. Here too.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 23, 2014 11:33 PM (TbKrO)

254 @241 They don't look like Presbyterians to me!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdnbZUn4Ajc

Posted by: Fozzy Bear at July 23, 2014 11:33 PM (E7Iyp)

255 Honest osifer I wuz jes gonna pour it in my gas tank.

My one attempt to distill something was so awful it did get poured into the lawnmower. 'Rum' the recipe said, yeah....no.

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at July 23, 2014 11:33 PM (jtgkZ)

256 Maybe NASCAR can drive em (illegals) back to their countries

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 23, 2014 11:33 PM (HVff2)

257 ...but when the good engines pump out white smoke and the bad engines pump out black smoke - and they are all pumping out smoke - it's not hard to make the leap into race territory.

Wanna see a shitload of black smoke pour out of a locomotive? Watch Union Pacific's 3985 when they take it out for a spin, and soon, 4014.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at July 23, 2014 11:34 PM (QhD3Y)

258 I have to give.a plug for the Hilton Homewood Suites in Nashville. I'm here on business for a couple of weeks, and I brought my dog. Jasper's a skittish fellow and also part pit bull, ( he wouldn't bite anyone, but his square pittie head tends to intimidate some) but the staff and guests have been incredibly nice to him, which has put him at ease.

Posted by: Mike at July 23, 2014 11:35 PM (OhC4t)

259 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 23, 2014 11:32 PM (NaYHy)

Thanks for the giggles Anna

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 23, 2014 11:35 PM (HVff2)

260 To all residents of GA:

Don't be havin no babies rite now

"The Yankees are coming"

Posted by: NCwoof at July 23, 2014 11:36 PM (aUQgu)

261 I would honestly like to know what plane of reality it exists in where
it would get the idea that I was scared (or even should be) scared of
Presbyterians.

They are not of the Jell-O body.

Posted by: a lutheran named landru at July 23, 2014 11:36 PM (GsmA5)

262 "There are a good # of young, Mexican drivers coming up."

I don't watch NAS or Truck but the fucker can fuckin' drive.........do it. Win races. Perform. Fuck yeah.


If they are there because the way their name sounds or the color of their skin? Fuck.


Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 23, 2014 11:36 PM (TbKrO)

263 My one attempt to distill something was so awful it did get poured into the lawnmower.

Glad you didn't finish it.

Poster campaign: "friends don't let friends drink their own first moonshine batch", with a picture of HRC in her thick hornrimmed spectacles

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 23, 2014 11:37 PM (3kZUM)

264

Michael Moore ... getting divorced.

I expect that the distilled and combined divorce scripts from The Globe, Star and The National Enquirer will pale in comparison. We will read all about his ... proclivities.

I hear the snapping of latex gloves sounds of donning of garb and clanking of steel instruments normally used by veterinarians when dealing with very large animals.

The land whale is headed for much pain and misery.

Already, I feel too ill to make buttered popcorn...

Posted by: Arbalest at July 23, 2014 11:37 PM (FlRtG)

265 Oh shit, I forgot to take my Val Jar Binks sock off, lol!

I've been going from one Brubeck video to the next since opening this thread.

Joe Morello was a great effing drummer. Not underrated by other drummers, but probably underrated but other jazz music fans.

Okay, back to Youtube...

Posted by: holygoat at July 23, 2014 11:38 PM (9FUuj)

266 So soon Hillary will be able to run down pedestrians

***


Why does she hate baby doctors?

Posted by: Seamus M at July 23, 2014 11:38 PM (NeFrd)

267 So, Rolling Coal.

Dumb as shit or stupid as shit?

Posted by: RWC at July 23, 2014 11:38 PM (OYOmf)

268
249 Costanza - So..., countdown to ghey driver?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at July 23, 2014 11:31 PM (1Mxs7)


Michael Waltrip has been driving for years.

Posted by: buzzion at July 23, 2014 11:39 PM (zt+N6)

269 You mean foot doctors Seamus

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 23, 2014 11:39 PM (HVff2)

270 "267 So, Rolling Coal.."

Which end do you light, man?

Posted by: Tommy Chong at July 23, 2014 11:40 PM (E7Iyp)

271 Annie Lennox '79
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsTIuNikq4w

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 23, 2014 11:40 PM (3kZUM)

272 Michael Waltrip has been driving for years.
Posted by: buzzion at July 23, 2014 11:39 PM (zt+N6)

******

So has Jeff Gordon.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 23, 2014 11:40 PM (ojnk6)

273 I've had new U S Flag that was flown over The Capitol for over a month. I put on second floor back porch because holder is there. I ordered another holder for front porch & my brother put where I said I would like it. My next door neighbor is starting that descent into full blown Alzheimer's & was very upset when I moved from back to front porch.She asked why I moved it & I told her it belongs on First Floor Front Porch because I'm proud to be an American. She proceeded to tell me it wasn't hanging just right.
I responded that I was losing daylight & was getting more fertilizer & would look at it when I took it in the house for the night.

Her husband is very active & doesn't look 86 years old. He came over a day later to ask me what I did or said to her. I have been on that side of my mother becoming so angry & violent from that fucking disease I'm glad I'm glad she's pissed off at me instead of her husband. Two minutes after we talked about me moving flag I was out in front & all I could hear was F word from her at her husband.

There is no point in fighting or trying to reason with them. Once, if you are lucky, you may be able to calm them, but it requires meds.

I forgot to take my flag in tonight & now I'm going to turn porch light on.

Posted by: Carol at July 23, 2014 11:40 PM (sj3Ax)

274 263: Hillaryshine:, For the best in brain damage, er, stroke or bloodclot or something.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at July 23, 2014 11:40 PM (Q8vlx)

275 All this time I thought I was an anti-Semite and it turns out I'm just a self-hating Jew...

Posted by: Krusty the Clown at July 23, 2014 11:40 PM (vfbRV)

276 268
249 Costanza - So..., countdown to ghey driver?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at July 23, 2014 11:31 PM (1Mxs7)

Michael Waltrip has been driving for years.
Posted by: buzzion at July 23, 2014 11:39 PM (zt+N6)

Jeff Gordon is ghey or so sang little Timmy Wilson

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 23, 2014 11:41 PM (HVff2)

277 "Michael Moore ... getting divorced."

Knock me down with a fucking feather.


Fat.

Miserable.

Hideous.

Self-loathing.

Negative.

No sense of humor............anymore.



What's not to love? Well, kinda, a lot.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 23, 2014 11:42 PM (TbKrO)

278 Already, I feel too ill to make buttered popcorn...

Go on

Posted by: Mikey from (somewhere outside) Flint at July 23, 2014 11:43 PM (3kZUM)

279 That is a truly terrifying video of Annie... and I am speaking as someone who has seen the Eurythmics' Sweet Dreams video album.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 23, 2014 11:43 PM (NaYHy)

280 Nascar's push to find a Mexican or Mex-American driver to promote makes business sense. Same thing so many sport do. NBA pushed the shit out of Yao Ming. MLB uses their Japanese and Korean stars to market in Asia.

Nascar is forever determined to become the F1 of stock car racing -- a true international series. They have Ambrose from Australia. They had Montoya from Columbia for a few years, but he went back to IndyCar.

They aren't close to their goal, but that's their goal.

As for gay drivers, they did have Tim Richmond die of AIDS back in the late 80s. The official line is that he wasn't gay just a playboy who slept around. The same official line that Magic Johnson has.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at July 23, 2014 11:44 PM (ZPrif)

281 I think Allison Benedikt converted for the jokes!

Posted by: jerry seinfeld at July 23, 2014 11:45 PM (GsmA5)

282 CD, Frank "Rebel" Mundy's real name was Francisco Menendez Jr.
His father was a Spaniard, though. So he wasn't "Hispanic."

Posted by: Stringer Davis at July 23, 2014 11:46 PM (xq1UY)

283 Carol why not put another flag out back for your neighbors? Might make them happy.

Posted by: freaked at July 23, 2014 11:46 PM (JdEZJ)

284 Carol sorry to hear about the neighbor. Hope she doesn't become violent. I know about that

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 23, 2014 11:46 PM (HVff2)

285 276 268
249 Costanza - So..., countdown to ghey driver?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at July 23, 2014 11:31 PM (1Mxs7)

Michael Waltrip has been driving for years.
Posted by: buzzion at July 23, 2014 11:39 PM (zt+N6)

Jeff Gordon is ghey or so sang little Timmy Wilson
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 23, 2014 11:41 PM (HVff2)

Yeah but Gordon was too obvious to go with.

Posted by: Buzzion at July 23, 2014 11:46 PM (zt+N6)

286 Waltrip is the Big Gay Al of Nascar. He does have (had?) a wife and kids, though. Waltip is doing a schtick, though.

It is funny, though, that the stereotype of Nascar being the most homophobic when one of the faces of Nascar the last 20 years has been Waltrip doing his Charles Nelson Reilly schitck on TV every week.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at July 23, 2014 11:48 PM (ZPrif)

287 Mrs Freaked likes Gordon but I always have been wary of him since that rainbow car. Definitely gay.

Posted by: freaked at July 23, 2014 11:48 PM (JdEZJ)

288 "As for gay drivers, they did have Tim Richmond die of AIDS back in the
late 80s. The official line is that he wasn't gay just a playboy who
slept around."


I do remember that. I even saw a show about that a year or two ago about it. No real indication of "ghey" but promiscuous yeah.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 23, 2014 11:49 PM (TbKrO)

289 So if a male Hispanic NASCAR driver has a sex change operation is it then a Herspanic?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 23, 2014 11:49 PM (HVff2)

290 That is a truly terrifying video of Annie

My "wtf moment" was when they actually brought out the bullwhip.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 23, 2014 11:49 PM (3kZUM)

291 Maetenloch,
Thank you very much for content & cleaning up last thread! We love you & don't Thank You enough!

Posted by: Carol at July 23, 2014 11:49 PM (sj3Ax)

292 Yeah but Gordon was too obvious to go with.
Posted by: Buzzion at July 23, 2014 11:46 PM (zt+N6)

Yeah obvious but I just loved Tim Wilson and that song is hilarious

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 23, 2014 11:51 PM (HVff2)

293 286 It's NASCAR, not Nascar. While pontificating about Michael Waltrip, at least be accurate. Thanks. Signed, redneck

Posted by: NCwoof at July 23, 2014 11:51 PM (aUQgu)

294 Time for the old folk. I am not in good odor around here today, having suggested to my wife who was complaining her schedule was too full, that as a retiree, the problem was self inflicted. Should KNOW better.


Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.

Posted by: irongrampa at July 23, 2014 11:51 PM (jeCnD)

295 Nah, Love Is a Stranger... what did the wooden dummy see?

http://youtu.be/o6f593X6rv8

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 23, 2014 11:52 PM (NaYHy)

296 There is a certain Southern Gentleman type that seems gay but are really just happy and friendly. It's too bad they are labled gay because of stereotypes.

Posted by: freaked at July 23, 2014 11:52 PM (JdEZJ)

297 Should I or not? I live out in the boonies. A couple of jokers who were going to dump their construction garbage on my property got their pick up and trailer stuck in the ditch on the side of the old road that is clearly marked "NO TRESPASSING"

Sheriff or not?

Posted by: GMB (Evil) Steadfast SoCon at July 23, 2014 11:52 PM (nkPV9)

298 Ahem: Columbia is a place where there is a lot of drugs. Colombia is a South American country

Posted by: kindltot at July 23, 2014 11:52 PM (t//F+)

299 Annie Lennox '79
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsTIuNikq4w
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 23, 2014 11:40 PM (3kZUM)


Yah, any interest I had in Annie Lennox stopped about the time she released that dirge "Sweet Dreams".

Costanza - So..., countdown to ghey driver?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at July 23, 2014 11:31 PM (1Mxs7)


Well, colorizing the car appropriately won't be a problem. We know that DuPont has the color palette down.

Posted by: Bill H at July 23, 2014 11:53 PM (3sZO1)

300 Gordon's had multiple hot ass wives and several kids. He's not gay.

Part of it is a lot of drivers are tiny dudes built like jockeys. So they seem effeminate.

Kyle Larson, the new young stud, is freakin tiny. And neat. And I could easily see people calling him gay.

He also just recently announced he knocked up his girlfriend. He's only 21. He's already rich, though, so he can afford it.

I think Nascar has a problem with the increasing tininess of their drivers. Kyle Larson is a stud, but a 5'6 stud.

Skinny and 5'6 is not the most imposing phyique. But again, he's rich and just knocked up his hot girlfriend, so he's doing pretty ok in life.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at July 23, 2014 11:54 PM (ZPrif)

301 296 freaked

Yankees never "get" that. Never will.
Chivalry killed off for good in 1865.

Posted by: NCwoof at July 23, 2014 11:54 PM (aUQgu)

302 Aloha!

Posted by: cthulhu at July 23, 2014 11:55 PM (T1005)

303 Hola cthulhu!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 23, 2014 11:55 PM (NaYHy)

304 Sheriff before they get out of there GMB. They might dump right where they are sitting to get unstuck.

Posted by: freaked at July 23, 2014 11:55 PM (JdEZJ)

305 Allrighty, then.


Hasta, eveyone. You sort hash this out.



Tomorrow.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 23, 2014 11:55 PM (TbKrO)

306 x ray spex
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pst5K6uEPUc

try not to break any thing

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 23, 2014 11:55 PM (3kZUM)

307 I'll keep using Nascar, cause it's a pain in the ass to type it in all caps. You can just mentally capitalize it all when you read it. It's ugly in all caps anyway.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at July 23, 2014 11:55 PM (ZPrif)

308 Sheriff or not?
Posted by: GMB (Evil) Steadfast SoCon at July 23, 2014 11:52 PM (nkPV9)

******

Sheriff. No question.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 23, 2014 11:56 PM (ojnk6)

309 Nite IG hang in there

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 23, 2014 11:56 PM (HVff2)

310 They are not of the Jell-O body
----------------------

Three bean salad.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at July 23, 2014 11:56 PM (1Mxs7)

311 296 There is a certain Southern Gentleman type that seems gay but are really just happy and friendly. It's too bad they are labled gay because of stereotypes.

Posted by: freaked at July 23, 2014 11:52 PM (JdEZJ)

++++

Is that you, Governor Schweitzer?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 23, 2014 11:57 PM (IN7k+)

312 307 I'll keep using Nascar, cause it's a pain in the ass to type it in all caps. You can just mentally capitalize it all when you read it. It's ugly in all caps anyway.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at July 23, 2014 11:55 PM (ZPrif)

This & it's stupid, nfl see lower case and the NFL rocks

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 23, 2014 11:57 PM (HVff2)

313 I don't remember having such heavy features. Time makes fools of us all, I suppose.

Well, of me.

Posted by: kindltot at July 23, 2014 11:58 PM (t//F+)

314 300 Costanza

Ever heard of 'little' Joe Weatherly.
How bout Cale Yarborough.
And Pistol Pete Pistone?

Do some real research before you post.

Posted by: NCwoof at July 23, 2014 11:58 PM (aUQgu)

315 There is a certain Southern Gentleman type that seems gay but are really just happy and friendly.
----------------

Example: Ashely Wilkes

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at July 23, 2014 11:58 PM (1Mxs7)

316 true story: just time I heard the PSBs "It's A Sin" I thought it was by the Eurythmics with a new singer :^x

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 23, 2014 11:58 PM (3kZUM)

317 A true Southern gentleman knows how to keep a secret. And there are so many wonderful secrets.

Posted by: Shep Smith at July 23, 2014 11:59 PM (ZPrif)

318 "the 'tuna' that made you so sick most likely was NOT TUNA but Escolar?"

Not knowing or remembering anything about the particulars of this event, I can personally attest from prior experience that escolar is nasty.

I'm a pretty classic old-school American guy when it comes to eating out of the back corners of the fridge. The missus is horrified with me at times when I haul out ancient leftovers.

"You're going to have THAT for dinner while I'm away? It has gray-green mold spots all over it! Is your life insurance premium paid up?"

I haven't yet discovered the new penicillin. However, I also rarely get sick from what I eat. But boy howdy, I got what was likely a side of escolar labeled as some other kind of fish (quite common in the seafood industry) and despite my cast-iron stomach in general, I was _sick_ afterwards. Really badly sick.

Someone with fragile digestion might have ended up in the hospital, or worse. I was grouchy and shakey and pale and running at both ends. And considering what it takes to get me in that condition, yikes.

Posted by: torquewrench at July 23, 2014 11:59 PM (noWW6)

319 >>297 Should I or not? I live out in the boonies. A couple of jokers who were going to dump their construction garbage on my property got their pick up and trailer stuck in the ditch on the side of the old road that is clearly marked "NO TRESPASSING"

Sheriff or not?


Do you have a good supply of lime?

Posted by: Aviator at July 23, 2014 11:59 PM (3rrMW)

320 Oh FFS. This just posted to the wrong thread:

554 Horde. Little and I have made it to our hotel in Jamestown, North Dakota. We drove from downtown Chicago today, with a brief stop for a moron-guided tour of a beverage bottling plant (his place of employ) in the Twin Cities. Little LOVED it - he loves to watch tv shows like How It's Made and Food Tech. I figure today just about 800 miles.
Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at July 23, 2014 11:56 PM (UcDHM)

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at July 23, 2014 11:59 PM (UcDHM)

321 @296 Like Lindsey Gramnesty..

Huell Howser...

Oh, wait...

Posted by: JarvisW at July 24, 2014 12:00 AM (E7Iyp)

322 Correction. I don't remember Anne Lennox having such heavy features. Mine have always been this way.

Time and Typos makes a fool of me.

Posted by: kindltot at July 24, 2014 12:00 AM (t//F+)

323 Tracy Van Slyke of the Guardian who's unclear on the difference between steam and smoke among many, many other things.

And by the way, wait 'till Tracy finds out what it takes to make all that white smoke. Can you say 'vapor lock'?

Posted by: Bill H at July 24, 2014 12:00 AM (3sZO1)

324 My hand was forced. The Better Half already called. Can not wait until next summer when there is a brand spanking new out building laying across that road.

They won't be going anywhere soon. The trailer has the all wheels on the right side about a foot in the air.

Posted by: GMB (Evil) Steadfast SoCon at July 24, 2014 12:01 AM (nkPV9)

325 Aviator - Here, the conversation would begin,"Somthin' I can help you boys with?"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at July 24, 2014 12:01 AM (1Mxs7)

326 Ashley Wilkes was gay.

Posted by: freaked at July 24, 2014 12:01 AM (JdEZJ)

327 Ever heard of 'little' Joe Weatherly.
How bout Cale Yarborough.
And Pistol Pete Pistone?

Do some real research before you post.
Posted by: NCwoof at July 23, 2014 11:58 PM (aUQgu)

*****

He was using current examples. Mark Martin is also, an example. Your list is in no way complete. Do more research.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 24, 2014 12:01 AM (ojnk6)

328 Elder God - incoming email.
Sorry for the delay.

And, I forgot, but I think I can open almost any kind of file on this POS.
I know PDFs work if that helps.

Posted by: shredded chi at July 24, 2014 12:01 AM (80DTH)

329 Good night Ricardo,
I am sorry I've missed you here, our timing must be off.

I find I am addicted to Ace & comments. I am trying one summer of dedicating as much daylight & a bit after sunset, to my roses.

Posted by: Carol at July 24, 2014 12:02 AM (sj3Ax)

330 Evening horde.

Saw hector's comments downstairs. I usually like to play with a good chew toy, but that kind of vile must be wiped out soonest.
In other news, this hotel room smells like tequila. Ok, fine. But I haven't been drinking tequila. That's slightly concerning.
Posted by: DC in Airports and Hotels at July 23, 2014 10:41 PM

I missed the troll, just as well.

Have had a few shots of tekillya tonight, but I swear I wasn't in your room. Unless you were in my living room and I didn't notice.

Posted by: Old guy at July 24, 2014 12:02 AM (o/90i)

331 Gingy - Just be careful driving, please. Sounds like a long day, and a great trip so far.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at July 24, 2014 12:02 AM (1Mxs7)

332 I personally thing about paintballs at about 175 psi from a couple hundred yards.

Maybe some indirect fire but NOOOO!!! The wife wouldn't have it. Darn bossy conservative women anyway.


Posted by: GMB (Evil) Steadfast SoCon at July 24, 2014 12:03 AM (nkPV9)

333
277 Ricardo Kill

I have this truly uncomfortable feeling that revealing the details of Mike's private life is something that Should Never Be Done ... it would be the second gross-out comedy flick ... deluxe video rentals would come with a scratch'n sniff card.

Posted by: Arbalest at July 24, 2014 12:03 AM (FlRtG)

334 Ever heard of 'little' Joe Weatherly.
How bout Cale Yarborough.
And Pistol Pete Pistone?

Do some real research before you post.
--
What the hell are you talking about?

I said "increasing tininess". The drivers used to be bigger. They are smaller today. I think it hurts Nascar's ability to market when their star drivers are tiny.

You should have read more carefully before taking offense.

Posted by: Shep Smith at July 24, 2014 12:03 AM (ZPrif)

335 Crap, sock off.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at July 24, 2014 12:03 AM (ZPrif)

336 Crap, forgot the old sock. Blame it on the tekillya.

Posted by: Farmer at July 24, 2014 12:03 AM (o/90i)

337 I mean 175 psi barely gets out of the barrel. Come on now!

Posted by: GMB (Evil) Steadfast SoCon at July 24, 2014 12:04 AM (nkPV9)

338 Anybody here heard of this new series that's going to be coming onto cable called "The Knick"??

Was reading about it. It's a medical drama that takes place at a NYC hospital... in 1903.

Call me crazy but I think at that time, before there were any standard procedures, anesthesia, equipment or even gloves and masks, the hospital was where people went to die.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 24, 2014 12:05 AM (Vh4i6)

339 Christ we fight about the civil war. Now we are going to fight over fucking nascar drivers. Shit, no wonder why we don't get anything nice here.

Wis being a snow state has had some good drivers. That's all I know about fucking nascar that and they make up new rules every 100 laps or so

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 24, 2014 12:05 AM (HVff2)

340 And by the way, wait 'till Tracy finds out what it takes to make all that white smoke. Can you say 'vapor lock'?

Posted by: Bill H at July 24, 2014 12:00 AM (3sZO1)

Tracy might also shit a brick when someone point out to him that these hybrid electric "green cars" are using the same technology those "dirty diesels" have been using for over 80 years.

A large portion of our "betters in the media" probably can't find their way home from work without asking directions. In Matty Yglesias case, someone probably has to escort him to the parking garage.

Posted by: kbdabear at July 24, 2014 12:05 AM (aTXUx)

341 Ashley Wilkes was gay
---------------

No..., no he wasn't.

Posted by: Melanie Wilkes. Rode hard and put up wet. at July 24, 2014 12:06 AM (1Mxs7)

342 334 Dear Shep

Never knew you were an expert when it comes to NASCAR. (By the way, Shep, to type Nascar requires the user to hold the Shift key down for the letter "N").

Hint Shep: A more interesting stat is how many drivers have never WORKED a day in their tiny lives.

Posted by: NCwoof at July 24, 2014 12:08 AM (aUQgu)

343 Wednesday Night ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/491802978878115841

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/491803231039655937

Posted by: kbdabear at July 24, 2014 12:08 AM (aTXUx)

344
Jonah Goldberg tweeted - Woman in labor as Obama motorcade passes; not allowed to cross street to get to CedarsSinai (!!!??!!!)

http://instagram.com/p/q0Gz9ymQ2G

Posted by: Lily at July 24, 2014 12:08 AM (dXCcK)

345 'No..., no he wasn't'


beard.

Posted by: Sohara at July 24, 2014 12:08 AM (JdEZJ)

346 I recall the late, great Lewis Grizzard's comment anytime a carpet bagger complained about the way things were done in Georgia:

"Delta is ready when you are."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at July 23, 2014 11:24 PM (1Mxs7)

There was also the instructions he had in case of a nuclear attack on Atlanta:
All Georgians on the north side of town get on I-75 North and keep going.
All Georgians on the south side of town get on I-75 South and keep going.
All Yankees in town get on I-285 and keep going.

Posted by: Country Singer at July 24, 2014 12:09 AM (cyNY4)

347 Daniel Suarez is the current rising Mexican star. He needs to work on his English, but I expect him to be moved up and promoted from Nascar Mexico soon. He ran a Nationwide race this year.

Nascar runs local series in Canada, Mexico, and Europe. The Mexico series has been pretty successful at growing the market for stock car racing in Mexico in the last decade.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at July 23, 2014 11:30 PM (ZPrif)



Aric Almirola came up through the program was an hispanic driver, but since he doesn't speak spanish, they kind of forgot about him.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at July 24, 2014 12:09 AM (+Fae7)

348 Ah nothing like seeing ncwoof being a bitchy little scold on the ont.

Posted by: Buzzion at July 24, 2014 12:09 AM (zt+N6)

349 Moar Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/492010490353045504

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/492010728593707008

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/492011035616751617

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/492011985211785217

Posted by: kbdabear at July 24, 2014 12:10 AM (aTXUx)

350 344
Jonah Goldberg tweeted - Woman in labor as Obama motorcade passes; not allowed to cross street to get to CedarsSinai (!!!??!!!)

http://instagram.com/p/q0Gz9ymQ2G
Posted by: Lily at July 24, 2014 12:08 AM (dXCcK)

I'm betting $10 that the broad voted for him. In that case I don't feel sorry for the dumb bitch

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 24, 2014 12:11 AM (HVff2)

351 I'm starting to think these nascar fans have think skin like our World Cup soccer fans

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 24, 2014 12:12 AM (HVff2)

352 And for a change of pace, a Compliance Pic for the Moronettes

https://twitter.com/hboulware/status/492049194752806912

Posted by: kbdabear at July 24, 2014 12:12 AM (aTXUx)

353 Thick skin

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 24, 2014 12:12 AM (HVff2)

354 Country - I recall someone asking Ludlow Porch how he could stand living in Atlanta. He replied, "Well, I don't live in Atlanta. At 4:30 I light out of here like my pants are on fire, and by 5:30 I'm sitting on my front porch in the mountains with my good friend Jack Daniels."

Posted by: Melanie Wilkes. Rode hard and put up wet. at July 24, 2014 12:13 AM (1Mxs7)

355 Do you have a good supply of lime?
And do you need a slightly-used pickup?
BTW... sheriff.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 24, 2014 12:13 AM (GsmA5)

356 Buzzion

Glad to do my "tiny" part on the ONT.
Scold? no
Truth? yep

Posted by: NCwoof at July 24, 2014 12:13 AM (aUQgu)

357 I'm starting to think these nascar fans have think skin like our World Cup soccer fans
Posted by: Misanthropic
--------------------------

Constant left-hand turns cause dizziness.

* ducks *

Posted by: Melanie Wilkes. Rode hard and put up wet. at July 24, 2014 12:14 AM (1Mxs7)

358 Jonah Goldberg tweeted - Woman in labor as Obama motorcade passes; not allowed to cross street to get to CedarsSinai (!!!??!!!)

http://instagram.com/p/q0Gz9ymQ2G

Posted by: Lily at July 24, 2014 12:08 AM (dXCcK)


See! If it wasn't for you Rethuglican Teabaggers interfering with the ACA, she would have already had an abortion with free abortificants!!1!

Posted by: Barack Obama, Savior of women being punished with a baby at July 24, 2014 12:14 AM (lN8KC)

359 A large portion of our "betters in the media" probably can't find their way home from work without asking directions. In Matty Yglesias case, someone probably has to escort him to the parking garage.
Posted by: kbdabear at July 24, 2014 12:05 AM (aTXUx)


I'm afraid you're talking about Oliver Willis levels of stupid. Those so-called betters couldn't find their way home on a cordoned off route with a map and traffic wardens to guide them.

Posted by: Bill H at July 24, 2014 12:14 AM (3sZO1)

360 Can you imagine Matty Vox arguing with his built in GPS?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 24, 2014 12:15 AM (NaYHy)

361 MisHum,
That one truly lives up to Allen G. original meaning of SCOAMF!!!
I'm going to sleep in a few. I spent hours on work computer & I have appointments tomorrow

Posted by: Carol at July 24, 2014 12:15 AM (sj3Ax)

362 Hey, y'all, can I get me some think skin heah?

Posted by: NCwoof at July 24, 2014 12:16 AM (aUQgu)

363 Posted by: Melanie Wilkes. Rode hard and put up wet. at July 24, 2014 12:14 AM (1Mxs7)

Yeah I will duck with you. I believe we are outnumbered.,but I don't give a shit

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 24, 2014 12:16 AM (HVff2)

364 There was also the instructions he had in case of a nuclear attack on Atlanta:
All Georgians on the north side of town get on I-75 North and keep going.
All Georgians on the south side of town get on I-75 South and keep going.
All Yankees in town get on I-285 and keep going.

Posted by: Country Singer at July 24, 2014 12:09 AM (cyNY4)

++++

Heh. I had to look up I285 to get that one.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 24, 2014 12:16 AM (IN7k+)

365 Off with Wilkes sock...., Though I liked Melanie.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 24, 2014 12:16 AM (1Mxs7)

366 Damn, fell down the rabbit hole of twitter. What did I miss?

Posted by: DC in Airports and Hotels at July 24, 2014 12:17 AM (Zha3D)

367 Who was that baseball player that got lost on I-285? Just kept driving in circles, missed the game?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 24, 2014 12:17 AM (1Mxs7)

368 Take care Carol

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 24, 2014 12:17 AM (HVff2)

369 Hey, y'all, can I get me some think skin heah?
Posted by: NCwoof at July 24, 2014 12:16 AM (aUQgu)

******

Methinks you are already coated with it. But, by all means, feel free to acquire more.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 24, 2014 12:18 AM (ojnk6)

370 366 Damn, fell down the rabbit hole of twitter. What did I miss?
Posted by: DC in Airports and Hotels at July 24, 2014 12:17 AM (Zha3D)


Well apparently it's a sin to type Nascar instead of NASCAR

Posted by: Buzzion at July 24, 2014 12:18 AM (zt+N6)

371 367 - Oh, yeah Pascual Perez

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 24, 2014 12:18 AM (1Mxs7)

372 'Though I liked Melanie'

She was sweet.





(the little bitch)

Posted by: Sohara at July 24, 2014 12:18 AM (JdEZJ)

373 Daryl Strawberry???

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 24, 2014 12:19 AM (NaYHy)

374 I wonder if they're copying this show about a turn of the century London hospital?
http://tvo.org/program/120351/london-hospital

One of the doctors was an anesthetic addict. I can't recall which one offhand---maybe ether. Had a fair chunk (but not overwhelming) of political correctness: abortion, terrorism and the like.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 24, 2014 12:19 AM (GsmA5)

375 President Obama surely has more than 99 problems -- but here's one: He doesn't feel the need to even look like he gives a damn, even as parts of the world all but crumble on his watch.

Posted by: Steyer For-ks America at July 24, 2014 12:19 AM (e8kgV)

376 Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 24, 2014 12:18 AM (ojnk6)

Be kind to nc woof if he isn't watching circular movements he gets a little cranky

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 24, 2014 12:20 AM (HVff2)

377 He doesn't feel the need to even look like he gives a damn, even as parts of the world all but crumble on his watch.
Posted by: Steyer
-------------------------------

I think he is quite pleased with himself.

And speaking of Steyer, I still want an M9-A1

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 24, 2014 12:21 AM (1Mxs7)

378 andycanuck, could be.

I know this new show, "The Knick," is being produced by Steven Soderbergh.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 24, 2014 12:22 AM (Vh4i6)

379 Well tomorrow's another day and this one is gone with the wind so goodnight.

Posted by: freaked at July 24, 2014 12:22 AM (JdEZJ)

380 Nite freaked

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 24, 2014 12:23 AM (HVff2)

381 Night freaked

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 24, 2014 12:24 AM (1Mxs7)

382 >>>Well apparently it's a sin to type Nascar instead of NASCAR

Natch. The interwebs is no place for weak ass grammer and sintax.

Wait, are we really arguing about nascar? We need a purity war or something to keep us occupied, because that is just absurd. Although we did just spend a month shouting at each other about whether liking the World Cup makes one a fan of the male organ. So, business as usual?

Posted by: DC in Airports and Hotels at July 24, 2014 12:24 AM (Zha3D)

383
I do remember that. I even saw a show about that a year or two ago about it. No real indication of "ghey" but promiscuous yeah.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 23, 2014 11:49 PM (TbKrO)




Richmond had that 80's ghey vibe about him.

Trying to look like Tom Selleck in the 80's was a dead giveaway to gheyness.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at July 24, 2014 12:24 AM (+Fae7)

384 President Obama surely has more than 99 problems>>>

And what Obama hears in his head.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2lGCnM6WXHs

Well it might as well be from his problem response.

Posted by: Swatara at July 24, 2014 12:25 AM (XFT89)

385 And speaking of Steyer, I still want an M9-A1
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 24, 2014 12:21 AM (1Mxs7)

Me. Hammer I'm disappointed. It's not a case of want its a case of Dammit I need it!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 24, 2014 12:25 AM (HVff2)

386 Trying to look like Tom Selleck in the 80's was a dead giveaway to gheyness.
Posted by: Ashley
------------------------

Had a Freddy Mercury air about it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 24, 2014 12:25 AM (1Mxs7)

387 378 andycanuck, could be.

I know this new show, "The Knick," is being produced by Steven Soderbergh.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 24, 2014 12:22 AM (Vh4i6)


No idea about this but I know that there is a Fox series coming that is based on a bbc series. In fact both star the former Doctor, David Tennant.

Posted by: Buzzion at July 24, 2014 12:25 AM (zt+N6)

388 Me. Hammer I'm disappointed. It's not a case of want its a case of Dammit I need it!
Posted by: Misanthropic
--------------------

Seems to work for Mrs. Hammer and shoes.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 24, 2014 12:26 AM (1Mxs7)

389 Wanna get high?

Posted by: Towelie at July 24, 2014 12:27 AM (GW/jL)

390 Geeze folks. I gotta cash it in. Real life things to take care of in the a.m.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 24, 2014 12:27 AM (1Mxs7)

391 I still miss "St. Elsewhere." Now THAT was a great show, even if it could be kinda preachy (by 1980s standards anyway).

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 24, 2014 12:27 AM (Vh4i6)

392 Who?

Posted by: andycanuck at July 24, 2014 12:27 AM (GsmA5)

393 376

Correction:

SHE gets cranky when foul-mouthed amateurs trash a Southern tradition.
And accurate history thereof.

Any Southern tradition. 10-7

If you would like me to exit, just report to
the founder of the site. Never wanted
to "offend" devotees.

Posted by: NCwoof at July 24, 2014 12:28 AM (aUQgu)

394 386 Trying to look like Tom Selleck in the 80's was a dead giveaway to gheyness.
Posted by: Ashley
------------------------

Had a Freddy Mercury air about it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 24, 2014 12:25 AM (1Mxs7)

Why did I laugh at that one?

Now Hammer what's good for the Mrs. Is good for you go get that gun & take the rest of the week off with pay

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 24, 2014 12:29 AM (HVff2)

395 SHE gets cranky when foul-mouthed amateurs trash a Southern tradition.
And accurate history thereof.

Any Southern tradition. 10-7

If you would like me to exit, just report to
the founder of the site. Never wanted
to "offend" devotees.
Posted by: NCwoof at July 24, 2014 12:28 AM (aUQgu)

******

Well, bless your heart.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 24, 2014 12:30 AM (ojnk6)

396 Posted by: NCwoof at July 24, 2014 12:28 AM (aUQgu)

Sorry about the gender mistake. No need to leave but fuck, lighten up it's nascar, it's not Americas past time, maybe your regions.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 24, 2014 12:31 AM (HVff2)

397 Thomas the Tank Engine? Really?


Everybody knows those dirty diesels are nothing but trouble--those and the troublesome trucks.



Right?

Posted by: tcn at July 24, 2014 12:32 AM (g+qqc)

398 *pastime.

From passe-temps IIRC.

NOT "past time".

Don't make me drop the Weird Al on y'all.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 24, 2014 12:32 AM (3kZUM)

399 So soon Hillary will be able to run down pedestrians
***
Why does she hate baby doctors?
Posted by: Seamus M at July 23, 2014 11:38 PM

Emily is that you?


Posted by: That guy that married to but I don't remember his name at July 24, 2014 12:34 AM (o/90i)

400 right-wing women never think that leaving the toilet seat up is a passive-aggressive act of patriarchy.

I don't care who you are, a semi-conscious dead of night splashdown is gonna bring forth something along the lines of "you sorry sack of shit, wtf is wrong with you!!!111111!!!!"" Which you assholes just laugh at. Men. Can't live with 'em, can't kill'em.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 24, 2014 12:34 AM (BxSWI)

401 Had a Freddy Mercury air about it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 24, 2014 12:25 AM (1Mxs7)



Acting and dressing like Freddie, mustache and hair like Tom. One way ticket to Gheyville.

Plus designer jeans. Men didn't wear designer jeans back in the 80's. Levi's and Wranglers were fine, but Jordache or any others, ummm no.

The Chess King charge card was also a dead giveaway.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at July 24, 2014 12:35 AM (+Fae7)

402 400 right-wing women never think that leaving the toilet seat up is a passive-aggressive act of patriarchy.

I don't care who you are, a semi-conscious dead of night splashdown is gonna bring forth something along the lines of "you sorry sack of shit, wtf is wrong with you!!!111111!!!!"" Which you assholes just laugh at. Men. Can't live with 'em, can't kill'em.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 24, 2014 12:34 AM (BxSWI)


Oh yeah? Well where's the common courtesy of putting the toilet seat beack up for us when you're finished? Take that!

Posted by: Buzzion at July 24, 2014 12:36 AM (zt+N6)

403 Look first, Bebe. We have to.
[ducks]

Posted by: andycanuck at July 24, 2014 12:37 AM (GsmA5)

404 400 right-wing women never think that leaving the toilet seat up is a passive-aggressive act of patriarchy.

I don't care who you are, a semi-conscious dead of night splashdown is gonna bring forth something along the lines of "you sorry sack of shit, wtf is wrong with you!!!111111!!!!"" Which you assholes just laugh at. Men. Can't live with 'em, can't kill'em.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 24, 2014 12:34 AM (BxSWI)

As a husband & father of 3 wonderful daughters I failed in explaining the physics that each requires the same amount of energy, to lift or to drop.
Wish I would have had a urinal

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 24, 2014 12:37 AM (HVff2)

405 So, we'll just agree to leave the seat down full time, right? That should be a win-win. No?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 24, 2014 12:39 AM (ojnk6)

406 Is that ManWithNoPotty?

Posted by: andycanuck at July 24, 2014 12:40 AM (GsmA5)

407 405 So, we'll just agree to leave the seat down full time, right? That should be a win-win. No?
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 24, 2014 12:39 AM (ojnk6)


I'm betting there are quite a few liberal women out there that have emasculated their men to the point that they have to sit down to pee.

Posted by: Buzzion at July 24, 2014 12:41 AM (zt+N6)

408 At parties you are to avoid talk of politics, here that is ok. However no civil war talk, no nascar talk, no toilet seat talk, no World Cup talk, did I miss any?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 24, 2014 12:41 AM (HVff2)

409 311 296 There is a certain Southern Gentleman type that seems gay but are really just happy and friendly. It's too bad they are labled gay because of stereotypes.
Posted by: freaked at July 23, 2014 11:52 PM (JdEZJ)
++++
Is that you, Governor Schweitzer?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 23, 2014 11:57 PM

Who is Gov. Schweitzer? I thought they were talking about Miss Lindsey.

Posted by: That guy that married to but I don't remember his name at July 24, 2014 12:41 AM (o/90i)

410 The toilet seat is only an issue on cold winter nights. Or if your wife doesn't like you pissing off the front porch.

Posted by: Swatara at July 24, 2014 12:42 AM (XFT89)

411 I don't think I've ever watched a game of nascar. Which one is that, anyway? and what does it stand for?

The "car" part is obvious, but if it's the one where they all go in circles, over and over... does the "nas" stand for "Not Arriving Soon"?

Posted by: chomskybot at July 24, 2014 12:43 AM (fpNFZ)

412 Yawn, I was hoping for something more entertaining. What do I get? A couple of tickets for tress passing and an impounded pickup up and trailer.

Maybe the Sheriff make em walk home.

Posted by: GMB (Evil) Steadfast SoCon at July 24, 2014 12:43 AM (nkPV9)

413 Both batteries are running low, meds are kicking in. So I think I will wish the horde a good evening. Be well

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 24, 2014 12:43 AM (HVff2)

414 Is that ManWithNoPotty?
Posted by: andycanuck at July 24, 2014 12:40 AM (GsmA5)

*****

Not sure what you mean. Some sort of problem here? Confused.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 24, 2014 12:43 AM (ojnk6)

415 408 At parties you are to avoid talk of politics, here that is ok. However no civil war talk, no nascar talk, no toilet seat talk, no World Cup talk, did I miss any?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 24, 2014 12:41 AM (HVff2)



Other than the bitchy scold that goes off about anything there haven't been any complaints from any of the rest of us nascar fans.

Posted by: Buzzion at July 24, 2014 12:43 AM (zt+N6)

416 Oh yeah? Well where's the common courtesy of putting the toilet seat beack up for us when you're finished? Take that!
Posted by: Buzzion at July 24, 2014 12:36 AM (zt+N6)

403 Look first, Bebe. We have to.
[ducks]
Posted by: andycanuck at July 24, 2014 12:37 AM (GsmA5)


Heh. I like the rule we had in the house growing up: the lid ALWAYS goes down. No surprises for anyone. Plus putting the lid down before flushing keeps all the nasty bugs contained instead of spraying around the room.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 24, 2014 12:46 AM (BxSWI)

417 Any man playin' grabass or mentionin' the Amanda Knox threads spends a night in the ONT box.

Them underwear got laundry numbers on them. You remember your number and always wear the ones that has your number. Any man forgets his number and says "I lost my Amanda Knox cover story" spends a night in the ONT box.

There's no playin' grab-ass or mentionin' the Amanda Knox threads in the building. You got a grudge against another man for beatin' you to a Amanda Knox joke, you fight him Saturday afternoon. Any man playin' grab-ass or mentionin' the Amanda Knox threads in the building spends a night in the ONT box.

First bell's at five minutes of eight when you will get in your bunk without mention' Amanda Knox. Last bell is at eight. Any man not in his bunk at eight or makes an Amanda Knox joke spends the night in the ONT box.

There is no smokin' in the prone position in bed. To smoke you must have both legs over the side of your bunk. Any man caught smokin' in the prone position posin' and puttin' DNA on a butcher's knife... spends a night in the ONT box.

No one'll sit in the bunks with dirty pants on. Any man with dirty pants on sittin' on the bunks and says he's got "a dirty Amanda Knox" spends a night in the ONT box.

Any man loud talkin' Amanda Knox thread jokes spends a night in the ONT box.

You got questions, you come to me. I'm Carr, the Amanda Knox threads floor walker. I'm responsible for order in here. Any man don't keep order spends a night in the ONT box.

Posted by: carr, the amanda knox threads walker at July 24, 2014 12:48 AM (GsmA5)

418 You got questions, you come to me. I'm Carr, the Amanda Knox threads floor walker. I'm responsible for order in here. Any man don't keep order spends a night in the ONT box.
Posted by: carr, the amanda knox threads walker at July 24, 2014 12:48 AM (GsmA5)

*******

Andycanuck, wtf are you blathering about?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 24, 2014 12:50 AM (ojnk6)

419 416
Oh yeah? Well where's the common courtesy of putting the toilet seat beack up for us when you're finished? Take that!

Posted by: Buzzion at July 24, 2014 12:36 AM (zt+N6)



403 Look first, Bebe. We have to.

[ducks]

Posted by: andycanuck at July 24, 2014 12:37 AM (GsmA5)





Heh. I like the rule we had in the house growing up: the lid
ALWAYS goes down. No surprises for anyone. Plus putting the lid down
before flushing keeps all the nasty bugs contained instead of spraying
around the room.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 24, 2014 12:46 AM (BxSWI)


If they were designed right, the only way to flush them would be to close the lid -- and if the seat were previously up, it'd be a short flush; if the seat were previously down, it'd be a long flush.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 24, 2014 12:50 AM (T1005)

420 >>>Plus putting the lid down before flushing keeps all the nasty bugs contained instead of spraying around the room.

This. Seat stays down, always. Just look at any of the studies showing how far fecal matter can fly from a flushing toilet.

And if you disagree, no biggie. I'm not the one going ass to mouth twice a day while I brush my teeth.

Posted by: DC in Airports and Hotels at July 24, 2014 12:51 AM (Zha3D)

421 "411 The "car" part is obvious, but if it's the one where they all go in
circles, over and over... does the "nas" stand for "Not Arriving Soon"?"


In the sense that TSA stands for "Terrorists' Safe Arrival", yes.

Posted by: richard mcenroe at July 24, 2014 12:52 AM (XO6WW)

422 >>>If they were designed right, the only way to flush them would be to close the lid -- and if the seat were previously up, it'd be a short flush; if the seat were previously down, it'd be a long flush.


I actually think there are some that do stuff like this.

Posted by: Buzzion at July 24, 2014 12:53 AM (zt+N6)

423 Oh shit, it got late on me. How the fuck did that happen?

Night, weirdos.

Posted by: DC in Airports and Hotels at July 24, 2014 12:53 AM (Zha3D)

424 I grew an awesome stache this year to try to look like Sam Elliott.

I'd have settled for Richard Farnsworth.

I got Wilf Brimley.

Posted by: richard mcenroe at July 24, 2014 12:54 AM (XO6WW)

425
Looks like the FAA ended the ban on flights to Israel.


http://tinyurl.com/p8nnxqy

Posted by: YIKES! at July 24, 2014 12:55 AM (mETGQ)

426 My toilet problems with my kids when they were young. The Fing school taught them "if it's yellow let it mellow". Flush the dam toilet dammit. Fermenting piss is not something I want to walk in on.

Posted by: Swatara at July 24, 2014 12:55 AM (XFT89)

427 Posted by: carr, the amanda knox threads walker at July 24, 2014 12:48 AM (GsmA5)

Dear Sir or Madam:

In regards to your recent missive:

Fnord?

Posted by: filbert at July 24, 2014 12:56 AM (roTS7)

428 Amanda Knox is also a forbidden topic.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 24, 2014 12:56 AM (GsmA5)

429 422 I actually think there are some that do stuff like this.
Posted by: Buzzion at July 24, 2014 12:53 AM (zt+N6)

Those crazy Japanese Toto toilets do all kinds of stuff. I think they even have a spray rinse & blow dry.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 24, 2014 12:57 AM (BxSWI)

430 Did she get sent back to Italy or did she "skee-daddle"?

I don't really care, I just wanted to type "skee-daddle"


Posted by: GMB (Evil) Steadfast SoCon at July 24, 2014 12:58 AM (nkPV9)

431 Thank you for the video, Maet. Paul Desmond was teh awesome.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at July 24, 2014 12:59 AM (eAJwE)

432 Threads walker, ban thyself!

'Tis late, and the moon doth, er, well shed-it, where the hell is the damn thing anyhow.

Nytol, everyone (if yous'n can't get the good stuff) . . .

Posted by: filbert at July 24, 2014 12:59 AM (roTS7)

433 Wanna get high?
Posted by: Towelie at July 24, 2014 12:27 AM (GW/jL)

Isn't that a bit late for some morons here?

Posted by: That guy that married to but I don't remember his name at July 24, 2014 01:00 AM (o/90i)

434 429
422 I actually think there are some that do stuff like this.

Posted by: Buzzion at July 24, 2014 12:53 AM (zt+N6)



Those crazy Japanese Toto toilets do all kinds of stuff. I think they even have a spray rinse blow dry.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 24, 2014 12:57 AM (BxSWI)


"Wax on; wax off."

Posted by: cthulhu at July 24, 2014 01:01 AM (T1005)

435
carr, the amanda knox threads walker


Has there been an "Amanda Knox" news item? How about a Tom Sawyer sighting?

Posted by: Arbalest at July 24, 2014 01:01 AM (FlRtG)

436 Hey morons, been crazy busy lately. At work again, will probably be doing real work instead of commenting most of the night.


The Crank family will be travelling through Michigan on vacation starting Thursday night for about a week. Will be going to Dearbornistan first for a day or two, then Frankenmuth, Mackinac, UP, and back down the west coast hitting Traverse on our way back to Ohio.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at July 24, 2014 01:02 AM (b2cFu)

437 426 My toilet problems with my kids when they were young. The Fing school taught them "if it's yellow let it mellow". Flush the dam toilet dammit. Fermenting piss is not something I want to walk in on.
Posted by: Swatara at July 24, 2014 12:55 AM (XFT89)

--I don't care so much about the frequency as putting the damn lid down when flushing. I finally drilled that in to the wifey, and he transmitted it to the MIL.

Posted by: logprof at July 24, 2014 01:02 AM (GW/jL)

438
Glass dildos are crass and unimaginative, but my lifetime favorite will always be the electrified Sybian, with or without Huma.

Posted by: Sir Edmund Rodham at July 24, 2014 01:03 AM (nQjHM)

439 So Hillarbeans can't operate heavy machinery but wants to run the country. Makes sense to me.

Pass the little blue pills, the square white ones and those funny triangular shaped yellow ones that make me piss myself after a couple of hours.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at July 24, 2014 01:03 AM (7HjKx)

440 Brubeck was pretty good, but he was no Desmond.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at July 24, 2014 01:05 AM (eAJwE)

441 Has there been an "Amanda Knox" news item? How about a Tom Sawyer sighting?
Posted by: Arbalest at July 24, 2014 01:01 AM (FlRtG)

Play that Diane Sawyer song!

Posted by: Ricky at July 24, 2014 01:05 AM (GW/jL)

442 Will be going to Dearbornistan>>>

Family there? My Grandma had a house in Dearborn but I don't go back there anymore.

I have big ties to Michigan and a lot of it is still beautiful but I avoid everything but the country and the shore.

Posted by: Swatara at July 24, 2014 01:07 AM (XFT89)

443 Hey Clutch, saw you said you ride Triumphs. What year? My dad had one of the first Rickmans in the US. Can still see the burn where she bit me over my boots.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 24, 2014 01:10 AM (BxSWI)

444 Play that Diane Sawyer song!
Posted by: Ricky at July 24, 2014 01:05 AM (GW/jL)



Get the fuck out of my trailer park.

Posted by: Cyrus at July 24, 2014 01:10 AM (+Fae7)

445 Think Putin has added nothing good to the world?


Think again.


http://tinyurl.com/n9yvs95

Posted by: John Kerry at July 24, 2014 01:11 AM (6um35)

446 Holy shit, I'm in jazz mode. More shitty bourbon!

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at July 24, 2014 01:13 AM (eAJwE)

447 Crank, enjoy your vacation.

My son and I will be driving to the Woodward Ave. Dream Cruise in August. We'll be driving his '67 El Camino.

Favorite stops are The Polish Village in Hamtramck and the Polish Yacht Club, but the neighborhood there is really dicey...they even have a guard in the lot.

Lots of good things to see in Michigan.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 24, 2014 01:15 AM (l3vZN)

448 432 Threads walker, ban thyself!

'Tis late, and the moon doth, er, well shed-it, where the hell is the damn thing anyhow.
----

I believe its New Moon time

Posted by: JarvisW at July 24, 2014 01:15 AM (E7Iyp)

449 Get the fuck out of my trailer park.
Posted by: Cyrus at July 24, 2014 01:10 AM (+Fae7)


Take your little gun, and get out of my trailer park.

Posted by: Julian at July 24, 2014 01:17 AM (GW/jL)

450 445 Think Putin has added nothing good to the world?


Think again.


http://tinyurl.com/n9yvs95
Posted by: John Kerry at July 24, 2014 01:11 AM (6um35)


Not hot.

Posted by: Worff at July 24, 2014 01:21 AM (GW/jL)

451 My family does our reunions at my sisters place on Wixom lake on the Titabawassee (sp) river. Dam nice spot to vacation in Michigan.

Posted by: Swatara at July 24, 2014 01:22 AM (XFT89)

452 Thomas the Tank Engine? Really?

Everybody knows those dirty diesels are nothing but trouble--those and the troublesome trucks.

Right?

Posted by: tcn at July 24, 2014 12:32 AM (g+qqc)


Shut up and enjoy being oppressed!

Posted by: Thomas, the OFFICIAL train of the Kyraiarchy at July 24, 2014 01:22 AM (lN8KC)

453 The toilet seat is only an issue on cold winter nights. Or if your wife doesn't like you pissing off the front porch.
Posted by: Swatara at July 24, 2014 12:42 AM (XFT89)

Well we moved from the country into town. Now I go out w/ our latest dog in the early morning.

Most times I get away w/ pissing off the front porch. Not always. Don't tell my wife!

Posted by: That guy that married to but I don't remember his name at July 24, 2014 01:22 AM (o/90i)

454 Louis Armstrong did a song in 1925 called "Yes, I'm In The Barrel" . . .

and Whale did one called "hobo humpin slobo babe"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2up7su7CeMU

Posted by: bill-o at July 24, 2014 01:22 AM (7lrbC)

455 Hah.
toilet seat stories... how did y'all get on that subject?
when my boy grows up, he's going to have a good one. Hopefully, he won't remember it, but I certainly will.

Posted by: shredded chi at July 24, 2014 01:23 AM (80DTH)

456 Take your little gun, and get out of my trailer park.
Posted by: Julian at July 24, 2014 01:17 AM (GW/jL)



Julian, oh Julian, you sexy beast. Ricky is about to unleash a catagory 5 shiticane.

Posted by: Jim Lahey, Trailer Park Supervisor at July 24, 2014 01:23 AM (+Fae7)

457 173
RK some might say Macon but I won't. Close though.

So Roberta? Cochran? Grey? Warner Robbins?

My mama's people are from Cairo

Posted by: bill-o at July 24, 2014 01:25 AM (7lrbC)

458 You should have heard the commotion when I told a group of Females bitching about the great toilet seat debate.

"So what you are saying is that either women cannot see at night or that they are too damn lazy to look?"

Nothing but sneering looks and No Answers!

Posted by: Old Dog at July 24, 2014 01:26 AM (tQYJH)

459 I don't know if this has been asked, but if we subpoena every federal agency, do we shut the government down?

Posted by: SFGoth at July 24, 2014 01:27 AM (HdB6V)

460 191
Not missing much RK unless you are interested in history. Otherwise Macon is a ship of fools.

Lots of music history there for sure, otherwise as you said, just a few exits on the xpressway

Posted by: bill-o at July 24, 2014 01:27 AM (7lrbC)

461 I don't know if this has been asked, but if we subpoena every federal agency, do we shut the government down?
Posted by: SFGoth at July 24, 2014 01:27 AM (HdB6V)

*****

Nope. We just provide their cadre of attorneys and IT people with work.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 24, 2014 01:28 AM (ojnk6)

462 Julian, oh Julian, you sexy beast. Ricky is about to unleash a catagory 5 shiticane.
Posted by: Jim Lahey, Trailer Park Supervisor at July 24, 2014 01:23 AM (+Fae7)

Knock, knock!

Posted by: Rick at July 24, 2014 01:30 AM (GW/jL)

463 Most times I get away w/ pissing off the front porch. Not always. Don't tell my wife!



Posted by: That guy that married to but I don't remember his name at July 24, 2014 01:22 AM (o/90i)

Funny shit. I do the same thing sometimes when I go outside for a smoke. I only have neighbors on one side, and none across the street, so I get away with it. Yeah, the wife has no clue. She would probably freak. Knowing her it would be some weird reason not to, like potential satellite dick pics or some shit.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 24, 2014 01:35 AM (FMbng)

464 Oops.

Knock, knock

http://youtu.be/je-M675ZTK4

Posted by: Ricky at July 24, 2014 01:37 AM (GW/jL)

465 463
Most times I get away w/ pissing off the front porch. Not always. Don't tell my wife!






Posted by: That guy that married to but I don't remember his name at July 24, 2014 01:22 AM (o/90i)

Funny
shit. I do the same thing sometimes when I go outside for a smoke. I
only have neighbors on one side, and none across the street, so I get
away with it. Yeah, the wife has no clue. She would probably freak.
Knowing her it would be some weird reason not to, like potential
satellite dick pics or some shit.


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 24, 2014 01:35 AM (FMbng)


That's it -- from now on, YOU'RE weeding the zinnias!!!!

Posted by: Frau Berserker at July 24, 2014 01:37 AM (T1005)

466 Night all.

Here is "Princess of the Night" by Saxon:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-49noOAFsG8

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 24, 2014 01:41 AM (lN8KC)

467 Who's there?

Posted by: Bubbles at July 24, 2014 01:41 AM (GsmA5)

468 467 Who's there?
Posted by: Bubbles at July 24, 2014 01:41 AM (GsmA5)

A bootlegger. Ad I hope it's not you Julian, because that would put me in an awkwardly position.

Posted by: Ricky at July 24, 2014 01:43 AM (GW/jL)

469 OK, tossed that sock.

We have Dad here tonight, he's doing good. Headed down to AR to see his latest grt. grandchild.

I'm off to work tomorrow to support the FSA.
Be well morons.

T

Posted by: The Farmer at July 24, 2014 01:44 AM (o/90i)

470 Ricky, you're hallucinating!
Don't do what the squirrel tells you to do!

Posted by: Bubbles at July 24, 2014 01:46 AM (GsmA5)

471 470 Ricky, you're hallucinating!
Don't do what the squirrel tells you to do!
Posted by: Bubbles at July 24, 2014 01:46 AM (GsmA5)


Crazy octo-eyed muthafuckas!

Posted by: Washington at July 24, 2014 01:47 AM (GW/jL)

472 "We have Dad here tonight, he's doing good."

Considering what he's been through recently, bravo for him.

Posted by: torquewrench at July 24, 2014 01:51 AM (noWW6)

473 409 311 296 There is a certain Southern Gentleman type that seems gay but are really just happy and friendly. It's too bad they are labled gay because of stereotypes.
Posted by: freaked at July 23, 2014 11:52 PM (JdEZJ)
++++
Is that you, Governor Schweitzer?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 23, 2014 11:57 PM

Who is Gov. Schweitzer? I thought they were talking about Miss Lindsey.

Posted by: That guy that married to but I don't remember his name at July 24, 2014 12:41 AM (o/90i)

++++

Ex governor of Montana. Democrat. Claims Southern men are effeminate. They set off his gaydar.
http://tinyurl.com/ptcsehd

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 24, 2014 02:01 AM (IN7k+)

474 Ex governor of Montana. Democrat. Claims Southern men are effeminate. They set off his gaydar.
http://tinyurl.com/ptcsehd

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 24, 2014 02:01 AM (IN7k+)

--And people in the dark red state of Montana vote for shitbags like that over and over.

Posted by: logprof at July 24, 2014 02:11 AM (GW/jL)

475 Ricky, you're hallucinating! Don't do what the squirrel tells you to do!

Posted by: Bubbles at July 24, 2014 01:46 AM

I won't. I'm in control of my own destination. Anyway, they're not squirrels, they're rakkans, Bubbles.

Posted by: ricky at July 24, 2014 02:20 AM (tBSrv)

476 470 Ricky, you're hallucinating!

Don't do what the squirrel tells you to do!

Where is Moose Squirrel?

Posted by: Boris Badinov at July 24, 2014 02:23 AM (7lrbC)

477 In Potsillvania we don't have ampersand technology

Posted by: Boris Badinov at July 24, 2014 02:25 AM (7lrbC)

478 Just as a general review of my day, I spent an inordinate amount of time with Quicken customer support. I've had years and years as a Quicken customer, and I'm seriously considering a change.




The issue is that Quicken's primary value is keeping a central repository of all your financial information on your private hard disk, protected by a login. It has a "update now" button that queries all your financial institutions for new transactions and adds that to the repository.




This worked, more-or-less, until my last update on June 5 of this year. After that, the program demanded that I log into some sort of Intuit service before it would download transactions. Incidentally, the software also lists "Quicken Visa, Quicken Bill Pay, Experian
Credit Score, and Quicken Online Backup" as being services offered by Intuit/Quicken -- as I'm interested in none of these, I would naturally avoid logging into any service that might accidentally do any of them if I accidentally clicked the mouse 1/4" sideways. But they now claim that logging in to their blasted Intuit ID is necessary for the core functionality of their product -- downloading transactions -- and for regular maintenance software updates. Mind you, this was not true on June 1.





Furthermore, being the paranoid bastard that I am, I strongly suspect that the whole "log into Intuit ID" thing is either (a) driven by the NSA wanting to grope my finances; or (b) driven by Intuit wanting to claw themselves into an intermediary position between me and my banks and brokers, so they can skim something of value out of the middle.





So I hit their website. One of the "hot topic" questions was about Intuit ID, so I figured they're getting a bit of skepticism. I finally ended up in an internet chat with "Francis". I asked him how long it would be before there was a patch so that you didn't need to login your Intuit account. This is still unanswered.




So, I'm just letting people know -- As of June 1, the basic functionality of Quicken worked without logging into some corporate fuck-me-in-the-ass account....but as of now it doesn't. Until they fix this, I would avoid Quicken like the plague, where before I had thought they were one of the good guys who might actually keep my private data safe and private.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 24, 2014 02:27 AM (T1005)

479 "We have Dad here tonight, he's doing good."
Considering what he's been through recently, bravo for him.
Posted by: torquewrench at July 24, 2014 01:51 AM (noWW6)

TY torquewrech.
I had a longer post to respond but pixy killed it I guess I need to hit the hay.

Be well and I appreciate the thoughts.

Posted by: The Farmer at July 24, 2014 02:28 AM (o/90i)

480 Watching The Kelly file on Fox on DVR subject Israel and how mean they are.This Fing collateral damage BS people believe in now is crap. In WWII Tokyo and Dresden helped us win. How the fuck don't people understand war sucks and to win you need to make others lives suck more anymore.

Posted by: Swatara at July 24, 2014 02:38 AM (XFT89)

481 @478 - don't think it's (a), sure there's an element of (b), but I suspect it's more what other software vendors are doing, moving even their desktop products to more of a subscription model, they have choke points established wherein they can quickly limit the utility of the product to those who don't pay their annual maintenance baksheesh.

Posted by: JEM at July 24, 2014 02:39 AM (o+SC1)

482 481
@478 - don't think it's (a), sure there's an element of (b), but I
suspect it's more what other software vendors are doing, moving even
their desktop products to more of a subscription model, they have choke
points established wherein they can quickly limit the utility of the
product to those who don't pay their annual maintenance baksheesh.

Posted by: JEM at July 24, 2014 02:39 AM (o+SC1)


Nah, that part's old with this software. They have long-since figured that the software would only last 3 years before you had to buy it again. This is about who owns your data -- you, the NSA, or Intuit. Being a CPA, I'll do that shit on paper before I'll let anyone else own it.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 24, 2014 02:50 AM (T1005)

483 Does anyone else feel a little twinge of shame? I bet I'm not alone in this. When 20,000 - 30,000 people show up, under the guns, to do good by a couple of our kids, and all I've ever done is weep in front of my TV when I see the coffins and the wounded. Good job, Israel, and thanks.

Posted by: goon at July 24, 2014 03:28 AM (gNTQS)

484 483
Does anyone else feel a little twinge of shame? I bet I'm not alone in
this. When 20,000 - 30,000 people show up, under the guns, to do good by
a couple of our kids, and all I've ever done is weep in front of my TV
when I see the coffins and the wounded. Good job, Israel, and thanks.

Posted by: goon at July 24, 2014 03:28 AM (gNTQS)


It's not shame. These men were called by honor to fight for the light. They fought honorably, but were killed -- and tens of thousands of strangers attended their funerals to celebrate their calling. It is a noble calling, and a virtuous one, but it is a calling -- and no shame attaches if you are not called or have other obligations.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 24, 2014 03:34 AM (T1005)

485 I am annoyed when I wake up after 4;30 am!

Posted by: Carol at July 24, 2014 05:03 AM (sj3Ax)

486 Cripes, that IDF volunteer program actually sounds tempting. If I didn't have an elderly parent to care for (and an elderly cat) I'd be over there. I'm not even a Jew. When the day comes I have nothing left (and it is coming) I'll be over there. Hell, I'll strap on a vest if that's what it takes. (I guess the IDF doesn't do that though.)

Posted by: Moron Labe! at July 24, 2014 05:11 AM (xjM1f)

487 Product testing is apparently a lost art at Dell is it isn't a piece of hardware. I just took one of their tests to certify I can go into someone's office and change out a bad part part without spitting on the floor or bringing embarrassment to the company in some way.

Several of the questions were plainly written by someone who isn't a native English speaker. Others use nomenclature that was changed in the final version of the study materials. One question uses an acronym that appears nowhere in the study materials but is critical to assessing the question. This is a test that has been in use since 2010 but nobody seems inclined to fix it.

It pisses me off when my score is based on poor quality control and luck rather than mastery of the material.

Posted by: Epobirs at July 24, 2014 05:19 AM (NLEgK)

488 Wow. Just wow.



Intuit support just hung up on me.




The deal is that I crashed Pale Moon while fiddling about with something else, and it came back up with an active Quicken chat from nowhere -- so I got this:




" cthulhu@XXXXXX.com: Let me say that again. If it is Intuit's policy, as it has never been before, that an Intuit ID is required to obtain free updates to your Intuit software, then I will be an ex-customer of Intuit. Instead of accumulating and safeguarding personal financial data, the company has confused its purpose with accumulating "likes" on facebook.

Jestoni: An Intuit ID is not required to use Quicken. Select Use Quicken without connecting at the bottom of the first registration page if you don't want to setup an Intuit ID. However, if you would like to take advantage of Quicken's online services, such as downloading transactions, free updates, or mobile sync, registering an Intuit ID with Quicken is required.

Jestoni: If you are unhappy with the new Intuit ID requirement for online activities in Q2014, I recommend you make your sentiments known on the Quicken feedback site.

You can log your own report and add your comments and vote to existing reports. You vote by clicking the +1 button in the topmost post in each thread. Threads with more votes are more likely to be addressed.
Jestoni: Here is the master thread on the topic:

http://tinyurl.com/k9r8bq5

Here is the main page where you can log your own report:

https://getsatisfaction.com/quicken

cthulhu@XXXXXX.com: I've gone through this before. Downloading transactions and updating the program have worked for years without a login to Intuit, and there's no logical reason for this to change now -- unless Intuit is attempting to intercept data, which is entirely unacceptable.
Jestoni: Now lets talk about risk. I don't see how people think that their risk has gone up. Any risk there was in the past is still there, and the Intuit Id hasn't added to that risk as far as I can see. Now this is based on what Intuit has said about the Intuit Id, and you could choose not to believe them. But if you want to go that route then why did you think you were safe when they told you that your Direct Connect usernames/passwords are only in the password vault and used only when transmitting them to the financial institution. Clearly you can not really confirm that, you have to have faith in them. So I see no reason not to believe them about what an Intuit Id is used for.

http://tinyurl.com/lrsdfu4

cthulhu@XXXXXX.com: Thank you for that link. It amply demonstrates that I am not alone with my concerns. WHEN WILL THIS SHIT GO AWAY???????????? Because I'm not going to be talked out of it. In then next two weeks, I will either have a date when this will be gone, or I will have purchased SOME OTHER PROGRAM without the same problem and will never consider Intuit to be a viable software vendor for ANYTHING ever again. Where's the patch? How many days? "

Posted by: cthulhu at July 24, 2014 06:01 AM (T1005)

489 156:Bubba Wallace is black (well, half-black -- white dad, black mom)


I don't approve.

Posted by: Spike Lee at July 24, 2014 06:06 AM (jUjwA)

490 Morning, sunshine.
You still up, cth?

Posted by: shredded chi at July 24, 2014 06:06 AM (80DTH)

491 And I really, really, really want to emphasize that this is an Intuit employee saying this:




"Jestoni: Now lets talk about risk. I don't see how people think that
their risk has gone up. Any risk there was in the past is still there,
and the Intuit Id hasn't added to that risk as far as I can see. Now
this is based on what Intuit has said about the Intuit Id, and you could
choose not to believe them. But if you want to go that route then why
did you think you were safe when they told you that your Direct Connect
usernames/passwords are only in the password vault and used only when
transmitting them to the financial institution. Clearly you can not
really confirm that, you have to have faith in them. So I see no reason
not to believe them about what an Intuit Id is used for."




In other words -- we could have lied to you about your financial data being private in the past, so why should we pretend your financial data is private in the future?

Posted by: cthulhu at July 24, 2014 06:07 AM (T1005)

492 490
Morning, sunshine.

You still up, cth?

Posted by: shredded chi at July 24, 2014 06:06 AM (80DTH)


I shouldn't be, but I am.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 24, 2014 06:11 AM (T1005)

493 492

A little early for me, but couldn't really sleep.
I'm still waking up, but reading back through your dilemma -
I know some people that know some people.
I could send them that way...

wish me luck today.

Posted by: shredded chi at July 24, 2014 06:21 AM (80DTH)

494 493
492



A little early for me, but couldn't really sleep.

I'm still waking up, but reading back through your dilemma -

I know some people that know some people.

I could send them that way...



wish me luck today.

Posted by: shredded chi at July 24, 2014 06:21 AM (80DTH)


I wish you every luck in the world, bro. And I'm still scheming on teasing your dog. *fist bump*

Posted by: cthulhu at July 24, 2014 06:30 AM (T1005)

495 Forwarded stuff to Insty....if it gets traction, things might get quite amusing.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 24, 2014 06:32 AM (T1005)

496 Shredded Chi,
I love how iPad (sarc) decides when to autocorrect & when lit doesn't!
How is Shirley?

How are you?

I went out in toes garden for half hour or more, probably more.

Posted by: Carol at July 24, 2014 06:38 AM (sj3Ax)

497 If you're still around, cth - I had a moment of sunshine come through the clouds this week - rec'd a letter from mtg company.
Apparently, I'm paid in full. So, I guess I can afford to start drinking Beam again!

Posted by: shredded chi at July 24, 2014 06:43 AM (80DTH)

498 Good morning, Carol!
Shirley is doing well. Yelled at me yesterday - "you don't have to cook me dinner every night! I'm not an invalid! "

I told her that the horde had prayed for her (she knows you by name) - she thanks each and every one of you.

Posted by: shredded chi at July 24, 2014 06:48 AM (80DTH)

499 497
If you're still around, cth - I had a moment of sunshine come through the clouds this week - rec'd a letter from mtg company.

Apparently, I'm paid in full. So, I guess I can afford to start drinking Beam again!

Posted by: shredded chi at July 24, 2014 06:43 AM (80DTH)


It may never make a difference, but the gold standard is getting your original signed note back stamped "PAID". Ask for it, at least. And if you get it, stuff it in a safety deposit box.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 24, 2014 06:54 AM (T1005)

500 498
Good morning, Carol!

Shirley is doing well. Yelled at me yesterday - "you don't have to cook me dinner every night! I'm not an invalid! "



I told her that the horde had prayed for her (she knows you by name) - she thanks each and every one of you.

Posted by: shredded chi at July 24, 2014 06:48 AM (80DTH)


Tell her to "man up" and get on the blog personally to acknowledge concern.....we've gained good Morons that way in the past.....

Posted by: cthulhu at July 24, 2014 06:57 AM (T1005)

501 And she knows you, too, cth....
in fact, Mom asks every other day - "have you talked to Xxxx lately? He seems like a good friend. "

"No, Mom. I have been ignoring the internet this week. I should probably call him... And yes, he is, Mom."

I told Shirley that she's a good candidate. She truly would fit in well here, but I doubt it. Who knows? She might be lurking right now.

Posted by: shredded chi at July 24, 2014 07:09 AM (7gPaq)

502 I lost my comment!
I'm embarrassed by how little I weigh.i have been eating either two English muffins with least 1/4 stick of butter or icicles( I think they are local pastry) my father used to buy from one of two bakeries when I was very young. I forgot about them until I drove past a local bakery 5 years ago after a wake. They are oblong white cakes with chocolate frosting, coconut & walnuts.. The bakeries my late father used to buy them from are long gone but I saw the one & called next day'& they almost always have them,
There is a second local bakery that makes them & they are better because baker uses chocolate syrup in the frosting.

I am going there today after I have my teeth cleaned.

Posted by: Carol at July 24, 2014 07:15 AM (sj3Ax)

503 howdy. anything going on worth noting?

" Forwarded stuff to Insty...." should I read back more to find out what?

Posted by: mindful webworker still caffeinatin' at July 24, 2014 07:22 AM (+3s94)

504 Alright...another day of RNC backstabbing....
Wonder how they'll betray us today??

Posted by: Mr. Wizard at July 24, 2014 07:27 AM (L0my5)

505 *waves to the morning crowd, who are just lurking, waiting for the morning thread*

We know you're there.

Posted by: Hil's cue card says.... at July 24, 2014 07:27 AM (gZGTJ)

506 Damn, talk about an old sock.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 24, 2014 07:28 AM (gZGTJ)

507 Morning all

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 24, 2014 07:30 AM (M0mf2)

508 Who do you have to scissor around here to get a morning thread?

Posted by: Huma, She of the MB at July 24, 2014 07:30 AM (GgPam)

509 There is plenty of content!

Posted by: Baghdad Bob at July 24, 2014 07:31 AM (Ua6T/)

510 Off, shameless sock.

Posted by: fluffy at July 24, 2014 07:31 AM (Ua6T/)

511 "Who do you have to scissor around here to get a morning thread?"


Platinum members are already reading the second thread of the morning.

Both with content.




Or so they tell me.

(Mine is only the Bronze membership)

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 24, 2014 07:33 AM (gZGTJ)

512 Wow, this is a hell of a lot of content for a morning thread.

Oh, wait...

Posted by: rickl at July 24, 2014 07:38 AM (sdi6R)

513 I have the sub-cardboard membership. Scrawled on the inside of a piece of a Kaboom box. They actually take comments out of threads before sending them to me. Never the spam or trolls, just the good comments. But I'm still not going to spring for the full cardboard card. I have my pride.

What's this? My cell's vocabulary did not include Kaboom? What an oversight. Corrected.

Posted by: mindful webworker - now with extra caffeine at July 24, 2014 07:38 AM (+3s94)

514 You have 20 seconds:

https://tinyurl.com/o5cgcol

Posted by: rickl at July 24, 2014 07:39 AM (sdi6R)

515 I can't believe ONT is still up & the morning thread isn't up yet.

Good Morning!

Posted by: Carol at July 24, 2014 07:40 AM (sj3Ax)

516 Nearly a third of Senate Democrats' version of President Barack Obama's $3.7 billion emergency supplemental appropriations spending bill for the border crisis will be spent on other issues than the border crisis if it were to pass, the Democratic chairwoman of the Senate Appropriations Committee announced on Wednesday.

An analysis of the spending in the emergency supplemental appropriations bill released by Sen. Barbara Mikulski (D-MD) shows that $615 million of the president's spending request would be for wildfire fighting, and $225 million of the bill is for spending on the Iron Dome in Israel.

Posted by: Steyer For-ks America at July 24, 2014 07:41 AM (e8kgV)

517 NO TRUCE. Destroy Hamas NOW
Fuck kerry

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 24, 2014 07:42 AM (M0mf2)

518 "
You have 20 seconds:"


Math is hard.


Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 24, 2014 07:42 AM (gZGTJ)

519 British Inventor Builds Giant 'Fart Machine' to Fire at France

Colin Furze, a plumber and inventor from Stamford, Lincolnshire, has begun building the biggest fart machine ever, which he plans to place on top of the cliffs of Dover and aim across the Channel towards France. His hope is that the French, 21 miles away, will hear the blast.

The machine, which Furze will house in a pair of specially constructed buttocks, is a giant pulse valveless jet engine -- as used in Nazi V-1 bombs during the Second World War -- that creates a plume of fire to go along with its deafening roar. Furze hopes to mount the contraption on the cliffs of Dover on July 24, between 6 and 7pm.

Posted by: Obama For-ks America at July 24, 2014 07:45 AM (e8kgV)

520 Another airplane has "disappeared."

Wow.

Posted by: Czar Peter at July 24, 2014 07:46 AM (dgFV3)

521 MSNBCs Chris Hayes Whines The U.S. Media Is Not Fair To The Palestinians By Being So Pro Israel

Last time I checked the MSM with the exception of Fox wasnt exactly friendly to Israel.

Weasel Zippers

MSNBC is worse than an Arab News Channel

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 24, 2014 07:47 AM (M0mf2)

522

haMaSNBC.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2014 07:47 AM (CMkNk)

523 A Salute To Israels Lone Soldiers


Weasel Zippers and the Jerusalem Post

Worth the read

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 24, 2014 07:48 AM (M0mf2)

524 They Senate wants to spend money for the Iron Dome in Israel? Why? That's a surprise.
Where's the analysis. Link Please


I think people should call their Congress critters today and a bill to deal with the Border chaos should deal with that and NOT to provide lawyers and repatriation here.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2014 07:48 AM (oyOpn)

525 I have Fox & Friends on & D senator claims he was suffering from PTSD when we plagiarized thesis.

Posted by: Carol at July 24, 2014 07:48 AM (sj3Ax)

526 Hey J.J.-- I order the Israeli Network last night since the news on the War in Gaza is so piss poor here.

Very interesting

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 24, 2014 07:49 AM (M0mf2)

527 At the time the report was put together, all 11 of the undercover operatives were still technically enrolled in ObamaCare plans, which would cost taxpayers a total of $30,000 in subsidies this year.

Health and Human Services officials told the GAO they had no evidence of fraud. How could they when, as the GAO learned, the HHS contractor hired to verify applicant information "is not in a position to know if fraud is being attempted"?

The scale of the problem is potentially massive. According to the GAO, 4.3 million ObamaCare applications have known "inconsistencies" -- most of which involve questions about citizenship or income. Only 650,000 of these -- or 15% -- have been cleared.

Posted by: Obama For-ks America at July 24, 2014 07:49 AM (e8kgV)

528 For people that don't have Cable this is not a bad online alternative for news from Tel Aviv in English:

http://streema.com/tv/i24news_English

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2014 07:51 AM (oyOpn)

529 MSNBC is worse than an Arab News Channel.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 24, 2014 07:47 AM


So is the main NBC news. Brian "Basset Hound" Williams' first question to Netanyahu: "What about the innocent civilians' deaths in Gaza?" And Richard Engel, for whom I once had some small respect, relentlessly pushing the Muzzie = Victim story.

So not only is Choom Boy "standing with Islam," but so are all his fellators. A lot of people need to be relieved of their jobs, and soon....

Posted by: MrScribbler at July 24, 2014 07:52 AM (dDzOj)

530 COBs must be having a porch rocker day so I will post links here.


Good Morning Morons. Today is Thursday, July 24, 2014. On this day in 1974 the Supreme Court ruled unanimously that Nixon had to turn over the White House tapes. Nixon did not hold a candle to the illegal shit both Clinton and especially The Choom King have done.

Posted by: Vic at July 24, 2014 07:52 AM (T2V/1)

531 Fox Red Bar News Alert


The Sudanese Christian woman spared death sentence for apostasy arrives in Italy


I'm glad she finally got out. (no link)

Posted by: Vic at July 24, 2014 07:52 AM (T2V/1)

532 MSNBCs Chris Hayes Whines The U.S. Media Is Not Fair To The Palestinians By Being So Pro Israel

What planet is Chris Hayes from?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2014 07:52 AM (oyOpn)

533 Israel also has an anti-missile system for the protection of it's tanks. It is only yet in limited use:

Chariot 4 tanks Armored Shield Protection Active Trophy missile defense system, known as the Windbreaker. The 401st armored brigade is the only IDF unit with this armor.
Hamas has tried to stop these tanks with two kinds of advanced guided anti tank missiles, the Russian Kornet E, and the Concord. But Windbreaker repels them and blows them all up.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 24, 2014 07:52 AM (M0mf2)

534 AS expected, Hamas pisses on Kerry and makes more demands.


http://tinyurl.com/q53v99n

Posted by: Vic at July 24, 2014 07:53 AM (T2V/1)

535 And why do they think they can do this and skate? Because here is why.


http://tinyurl.com/oot5xea

Posted by: Vic at July 24, 2014 07:53 AM (T2V/1)

536 Fox Headline: America Can't Solve the Israel-Palestinian Conflict


They mean this one but the same applies for the whole thing. It will only be solved when someone, presumably Israel, exterminates all those cockroaches. Sure the world will squawk but nobody who knows anything will give a shit. Another possible solution is for the world to tell the rest of the Arab States to quit giving the SOBs money and weapons or face embargos and blockades.


http://tinyurl.com/mngexo7

Posted by: Vic at July 24, 2014 07:53 AM (T2V/1)

537 Looks like AZ botched the execution yesterday. The anti-death penalty crowd will have a field day. Time to go back to sure methods and get rid of the so-called "humane" drug thing. Train a crew of hangmen and send them to the States when an execution is planned. Go to a firing squad. Bring back old sparky. Those are some possible solutions.


http://tinyurl.com/pa5yty3

Posted by: Vic at July 24, 2014 07:53 AM (T2V/1)

538 For people that don't have Cable this is not a bad online alternative for news from Tel Aviv in English:

http://streema.com/tv/i24news_English
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2014 07:51 AM (oyOpn)

Yes great site- thanks for pointing that out

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 24, 2014 07:54 AM (M0mf2)

539 Another airliner disappeared
Air Algiers with 116 aboard

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at July 24, 2014 07:57 AM (R8hU8)

540 Iraq's Christians are asking for the world's help. Normally this type of stuff would fall to the US but with Barky O'Shitforbrains being our leader the only people who get help are muzzies. And they can expect no help from anyone else.


http://tinyurl.com/ls8faea

Posted by: Vic at July 24, 2014 07:57 AM (T2V/1)

541 Thank you Nevergiveup,
I will open on Mac because I can't post here from it since blog broke. If I manage to, it is only after I edit several times & take out all punctuation.

Posted by: Carol at July 24, 2014 07:58 AM (sj3Ax)

542 Be careful what you write in your blogs or on-line.


Bob Eschliman is a Christian. He's also a veteran news editor. And when he decided to write a column on his personal blog objecting to a gay-friendly version of the Bible, Bob was unceremoniously marched out of the Newton Daily News and shoved out the front door.



The Gaystapo is the new super-protected class and they will get you fired. This guy is suing but he has no chance of winning.


http://tinyurl.com/kokrnow

Posted by: Vic at July 24, 2014 07:58 AM (T2V/1)

543 Merkava-Chariot?

Morning all.

Posted by: RWC at July 24, 2014 07:58 AM (hiAN5)

544
Say it isn't so! A contractor has over billed the EPA by $1.5M. The only way you can stop graft and corruption in the government is to reduce the size of government. (and that only reduces the size of the graft and corruption)


http://tinyurl.com/mfqdmeq

Posted by: Vic at July 24, 2014 07:59 AM (T2V/1)

545 The FEC head is warning that there is a major move on to remove the current exemption for books from Campaign Finance rules. This after Paul Ryan has released a new book. Funny that, we didn't here a peep when both books and movies came out just before the 2008 election, all favoring Democrats. And why is a Paul Ryan book a concern? Even IF he decides to run in 2016 it wouldn't apply anyway because it is too far in advance of the election.


http://tinyurl.com/l4zvf4d

Posted by: Vic at July 24, 2014 07:59 AM (T2V/1)

546 The latest DARPA project; humanoid robots.


http://tinyurl.com/msufg3o

Posted by: Vic at July 24, 2014 07:59 AM (T2V/1)

547 LA commuters are tired of Obama's trips to LA and the resulting massive traffic jams.


http://tinyurl.com/kuny9pu

Posted by: Vic at July 24, 2014 07:59 AM (T2V/1)

548 Looks like AZ botched the execution yesterday. The anti-death penalty
crowd will have a field day. Time to go back to sure methods and get rid
of the so-called "humane" drug thing.

--

I'm partial to execution in the manner in which the criminal executed his victims. Or, a bullet.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 24, 2014 08:00 AM (tsGZY)

549 And the press was not allowed at the event; again (Politico)


http://tinyurl.com/onnoghb

Posted by: Vic at July 24, 2014 08:00 AM (T2V/1)

550 Something most of us already knew. The "greens" are simply pushing communism. There is a reason we call them watermelons (green on the outside and red on the inside) And they don't just want communism either, they want and old style Russian dictatorship communism, with them in charge of course. And the old Russia had one of the worst environmental records in the world. Here they are using the phony global warming scam to push this.


http://tinyurl.com/mhyqprk

Posted by: Vic at July 24, 2014 08:00 AM (T2V/1)

551 And we have some more result from all the people pouring into the US from Latin America.


Chikungunya continues to spread across the U.S., infecting nearly 600


There is no cure for this disease and, like the old yellow fever; the only way to combat it is to eliminate mosquitoes. You need DDT for that. People should be demanding that the government remove the stupid DDT ban, which the actual scientists opposed to begin with. You can't remove the other vector, people who have the disease, because it is too late. They came, the mosquitoes bit them, and the race is on.


http://tinyurl.com/lqcu557

Posted by: Vic at July 24, 2014 08:00 AM (T2V/1)

552 Bring back old sparky. Posted by: Vic at July 24, 2014 07:53 AM

They'd have to build 'lectric chairs in both AC and DC versions to suit the special needs of gender-confused perps.

Posted by: MrScribbler at July 24, 2014 08:00 AM (dDzOj)

553 Woman brings bedbugs into the Senate. Another great win for the EPA when they banned the insecticides needed to get rid of these things.


http://tinyurl.com/my55nxz

Posted by: Vic at July 24, 2014 08:01 AM (T2V/1)

554 UCLA students are not happy with paying Scankles $300K for a visit. They don't understand, these exorbitant speaking fees are just a way to get around campaign finance rules, as are phony book sales where some fat cat buys 1,000 copies of a book.


http://tinyurl.com/o5o4lq2

Posted by: Vic at July 24, 2014 08:01 AM (T2V/1)

555 526 Hey J.J.-- I order the Israeli Network last night since the news on the War in Gaza is so piss poor here.

Very interesting
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 24, 2014 07:49 AM (M0mf2)


Will check it. We have no cable TV though.

Where the hell is the morning thread??????


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2014 08:01 AM (CMkNk)

556 Elijah Cumming doesn't know the names of the Republican committee members. Hell, I'm surprised he knows his own name.


http://tinyurl.com/nbjq3ox

Posted by: Vic at July 24, 2014 08:01 AM (T2V/1)

557 Turkish muzzie fanatics storm a soccer field in France and attack Israeli players.


http://tinyurl.com/pr784y2

Posted by: Vic at July 24, 2014 08:01 AM (T2V/1)

558 That is heart wrenchning about the Iraqi Christians.

Obama goes to his 30th fund raising appearance since April and the State Dept doesn't seem to care about this mass slaughter, eviction and forced conversion. The Pope has said more about this than our supposedly Christian President

We know whose side Barack Hussein Obama is on.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2014 08:02 AM (oyOpn)

559 The very definition of "chutzpah"; Obama calls Republicans liars.


http://tinyurl.com/oukcngd

Posted by: Vic at July 24, 2014 08:02 AM (T2V/1)

560 MD is not exactly a Red State, so why are a bunch of them protesting and raising hell about Obama's move of illegals to their State (which is illegal)?


http://tinyurl.com/nqndpn5

Posted by: Vic at July 24, 2014 08:02 AM (T2V/1)

561 Kerry to the mother of a slain Israeli soldier; "How's your day". He is even dumber than Biden.


http://tinyurl.com/mtk5mog

Posted by: Vic at July 24, 2014 08:02 AM (T2V/1)

562 And speaking of Biden, he says the current economy is "kicking ass". Yes you dumb shit, it is kicking people's asses all over the country. He is either dumb as a post or a liar, or maybe both.


http://tinyurl.com/kpsnk6g

Posted by: Vic at July 24, 2014 08:03 AM (T2V/1)

563 Joe Carr looking to oust RINO (near DIABLO) Lamar Alexander (ACU 60/6.


http://tinyurl.com/l7vcr26

Posted by: Vic at July 24, 2014 08:03 AM (T2V/1)

564 Government funded Job Corps site in TX riddled with corruption, rape, and drugs. Another socialist success.


http://tinyurl.com/p5xw435

Posted by: Vic at July 24, 2014 08:03 AM (T2V/1)

565 Gaystapo trying to get the Giants to fire their recently hired player development coach because he believes in traditional marriage.


http://tinyurl.com/kjp7kwf

Posted by: Vic at July 24, 2014 08:03 AM (T2V/1)

566 Expect a lot of costly regulations after the Nov elections. Also expect House Republicans to push for amnesty.


http://tinyurl.com/l9qnjqe

Posted by: Vic at July 24, 2014 08:04 AM (T2V/1)

567 I have got to upgrade my membership and get off of this cardboard membership.
Content is for closers.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2014 08:04 AM (My1O2)

568 Damn. Vic bringing the content today! There goes work productivity.

Posted by: RWC at July 24, 2014 08:04 AM (saBse)

569 Would the last person leaving blue Maryland please turn out the lights?


Yes, turn out the lights and don't come to SC.


http://tinyurl.com/khu2prh

Posted by: Vic at July 24, 2014 08:04 AM (T2V/1)

570 Like everything else Obama says his student debt crisis crap is a pack of lies.


http://tinyurl.com/ocbeuql

Posted by: Vic at July 24, 2014 08:04 AM (T2V/1)

571 The Daily Deals


http://tinyurl.com/nf4w4cg


That's it for today folks

Posted by: Vic at July 24, 2014 08:04 AM (T2V/1)

572 Where the hell is the morning thread??????

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2014 08:01 AM (CMkNk)

#twoweeks

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 24, 2014 08:04 AM (QFxY5)

573 Really had to look hard to find that the FAA ban on flights into Israel was lifted at quarter to midnight last night.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 24, 2014 08:06 AM (gZGTJ)

574 Will check it. We have no cable TV though.

Where the hell is the morning thread??????


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2014 08:01 AM (CMkNk)

Don't run to fast. It's a pay channel and it ain't cheap.
I will give a running commentary when I am home and have it on

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 24, 2014 08:06 AM (M0mf2)

575 Sombody's dropped the ball big time - BIG TIME!

1000 lashes with a wet noodle for that person!

Posted by: Kreplach at July 24, 2014 08:06 AM (NbC0t)

576 Sombody's dropped the ball big time - BIG TIME!

1000 lashes with a wet noodle for that person!

Posted by: Kreplach at July 24, 2014 08:06 AM (NbC0t)

577 Sombody's dropped the ball big time - BIG TIME!

1000 lashes with a wet noodle for that person!

Posted by: Kreplach at July 24, 2014 08:06 AM (NbC0t)

578 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2014 08:02 AM (oyOpn)


Chaos?

Posted by: Dandolo at July 24, 2014 08:07 AM (0XBx+)

579 577 Posted by: Kreplach at July 24, 2014 08:06 AM (NbC0t)


Bonk bonk, in the barrel, bad kid!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2014 08:07 AM (CMkNk)

580 Pixy. Now with triple post feature!

Posted by: RWC at July 24, 2014 08:07 AM (saBse)

581 So, 3000 lashes?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2014 08:08 AM (My1O2)

582 O.o

We're missing a thread
But many thanks for the news again Vic

Posted by: Navycopjoe at July 24, 2014 08:08 AM (ZO6zI)

583 522 They'd have to build 'lectric chairs in both AC and DC versions to suit the special needs of gender-confused perps.


Posted by: MrScribbler at July 24, 2014 08:00 AM (dDzOj)

The Electric Chair was originally invented to show how dangerous AC current was. BION Edison wanted the electrical system to be DC.

Posted by: Vic at July 24, 2014 08:08 AM (T2V/1)

584
What botched execution? The vermin died, didn't he?

Anyway, 60 milli equivalent of potassium is instantaneous.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2014 08:09 AM (CMkNk)

585 Misleading headline in the sidebar there. It says "agent draws gun on boy scout." It should read "boy scout leader claims agent draws gun on boy scout, border patrol says video evidence clearly shows no gun was drawn."

I know some people around here hyperventilate about out of control cops and related personnel, but it doesn't mean you have to believe everything you read in the sidebar of the AoSHQ.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 24, 2014 08:09 AM (Dj0WE)

586 Windbreaker missile system. Have they been talking the British fart gun guy?

Posted by: freaked at July 24, 2014 08:09 AM (JdEZJ)

587 I don't understand what was botched about the execution last night? Did you all read what this SOB did to get executed. If he suffered, he did not sufffer enough for me. Yeah I'm an SOB also, but I'm your SOB

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 24, 2014 08:10 AM (M0mf2)

588 Turkish muzzie fanatics storm a soccer field in France and attack Israeli players.



Safe bet: Whenever you hear "lulululululu", start shooting?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2014 08:10 AM (My1O2)

589

If you needed any proof that our culture is completely gone, the braindead kid who took a smiling selfie at Auschwitz.

Weeping.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2014 08:10 AM (CMkNk)

590 Well in good news forSteel Panther fans, they have anew album out.

Posted by: Darth Randall at July 24, 2014 08:11 AM (6n332)

591 Windbreaker missile system. Have they been talking the British fart gun guy?
Posted by: freaked at July 24, 2014 08:09 AM (JdEZJ)


Well in Hebrew "Windbreaker" also translates into: " Hey anyone got a match, I wanna show ya something"

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 24, 2014 08:11 AM (M0mf2)

592 Nood.

Love that word.

Posted by: MrScribbler at July 24, 2014 08:11 AM (dDzOj)

593 Morning thread up

Posted by: Vic at July 24, 2014 08:12 AM (T2V/1)

594 Morning thread finally up

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 24, 2014 08:12 AM (eBNjM)

595 Human bodies, durable as they can be, are actually quite fragile. People are killed all over the world every minute, often without half trying. How hard is it for the State to administer death to someone strapped down?

Where are the pro-death-penalty marches demanding better executions? This drug stuff is inhumane!



Since this seems to be as morning as we get today, with Vic & all, guess I'll say this here:

Morning, Glories!

Might as well skip the THC thread and go straight to the dump at this point, eh?

Posted by: mindful webworker - is it still overnight? at July 24, 2014 08:12 AM (l7nSz)

596 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2014 08:10 AM (CMkNk)

Even after the shitstorm she said she'd do it again.

Sometimes dumb can't be fixed.

Posted by: RWC at July 24, 2014 08:13 AM (Pfuwg)

597 548
Looks like AZ botched the execution yesterday. The anti-death penalty

crowd will have a field day. Time to go back to sure methods and get rid

of the so-called "humane" drug thing.

--

I'm partial to execution in the manner in which the criminal executed his victims. Or, a bullet.


Posted by: Lady in Black


Yep.
Firing squad.
March at dawn.

Posted by: backhoe at July 24, 2014 08:14 AM (ULH4o)

598 Well this is what happens boys and girls when all the guys with a key to this place go to a hump party on Fire Island. They may be here before twelve or maybe not.

Posted by: Case at July 24, 2014 08:14 AM (jhRZ+)

599 Morning has broken me.
Inarticulation rages.

News ...something....requires comment.

#whocares

#pointless

Posted by: Cecil Majumdarski Sr. at July 24, 2014 08:15 AM (QZPtZ)

600 I am moving to the new thread, bring any comments there.

Posted by: Vic at July 24, 2014 08:16 AM (T2V/1)

601 So another flight disappeared. This one was headed to Algeria.

Posted by: Lauren at July 24, 2014 08:35 AM (BPMYx)

602 Tracy Van Slyke of the Guardian who's unclear on the difference between steam and smoke among many, many other things.

No
one's reading this, but steam engines do puff smoke out the smokestack.
They have to burn fuel to make steam. (The steam comes out at the
cylinders, down near the wheels. Or the whistle.) And the show does
portray a large chromatic difference between steam engine smoke and
diesel smoke.

That doesn't make the race-baiting any less ridiculous, but the snark misses the mark here.

Posted by: red sweater at July 24, 2014 12:33 PM (lVwPm)

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