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Monday Overnight Open Thread (12/9/19)

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THE QUOTES OF THE DAY

Quote I

"Remember when Bloomberg demanded a third term as mayor and got it? Trump will do the same. Beware, the same autocratic impulses..." S.E. Cupp

Quote II

“I do believe that we have to deal with the original sin. We have to deal with slavery. Slavery was the thing that put all of what President Trump has done lately into motion. The president has played on racism and he’s used that as a weapon to galvanize a base of support, to mobilize people.” Rep. Al Green (D-TX)

Quote III

“When you talk to those who are in law enforcement and really push them a little bit, like a sheriff or a prosecutor and say, ‘So, really? You mean you’re going to allow violent felons to go ahead and purchase firearms?’ No. They back down pretty quickly.” Virginia Attorney General Mark Herring

Quote IV

And then you have That’sLieutenant Colonel Bratwurst – if you’ve been in uniform, you know there’s one of those guys in every unit, and the wise commander has him off inventorying combat boots at the CIF, where he can’t provoke the troops to hang him by his skivvies from the flag pole out in front of Division HQ. You look at this parade of smug, over-credentialed bureaucrats with delusions of competence and a track record of screw-ups and, to cite the popular meme, you realize that Trump was elected to fire people like them. Kurt Schlichter

Quote V

"The phenomenon of migration is compounded by war, hunger and a 'defensive mindset,' which makes us in a state of fear believe that you can defend yourself only by strengthening borders. At the same time, there is exploitation." Pope Francis

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Obviously his mother never washed his mouth with soap. Hey Mom &^@%!!!

But then again, the Ivory soap never worked on me long term.

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What do you call a rude and retarded beetle? Greta Beetle.

A newly discovered species of beetle has been named after young climate activist Greta Thunberg.
Nelloptodes gretae bears little resemblance to its namesake - it is less than 1mm long, and has no wings or eyes.
The insect does, however, have two long pigtail-like antennae.
Scientist Dr Michael Darby said he chose the name because he was "immensely impressed" by the Swedish teenager's environmental campaigning.
N. gretae was first found in Kenya in the 1960s by William Block, who donated his samples to the Natural History Museum in London in 1978. It has been held in one of the museum's collections since.

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When she was younger, do you think she was an easy mark? Guess who thought POTUS Trump pardoned a psychopathic murderer?

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Texas is experiencing growth in their urban centers. However the rural population continues to decrease.

Texas’s growth over the last two decades has been the envy of just about every state in the union. But while that growth has grabbed headlines, parts of Texas have endured some of the steepest population declines anywhere in the country. While that might not be surprising to some who refer to the area as “The Big Empty,” the downfall of communities that dot the area can be shocking to see first hand.
Despite the fact that Texas is the second most populous state in America, it still managed to grow by a staggering 14.1 percent from 2010 to 2018. However, parts of Texas have continued to suffer from population loss, specifically due to rural flight that started back in the 1950s.

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Tesla in search of the better ~~mouse trap~~ windshield wiper. Laser windshield wipers.

The windshield wiper is one of those automotive-related things that has, well, not really changed much since it was invented. A motor makes the wipers move to provide drivers with a clear view ahead. Ta-da.
Tesla often takes a different approach to things, and the electric-car innovator may be keen on replacing the humble windshield wiper with lasers. In a patent application filed this past May and published with the United States Patent and Trademark Office on Nov. 21, Tesla describes a "pulsed laser cleaning" for "debris accumulated" on glass, specifically for automotive application. It also mentions this could be used for "photo-voltaic" applications. That's fancy-speak for solar panels.

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So St. James doesn't care for the comments from Attorney General William Barr. Why not sit down and be deposed, tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth you slithering POS.

Former FBI Director James Comey defended the FBI and criticized Attorney General William Barr in an op-ed for The Washington Post following the release of a highly anticipated report by the Justice Department's inspector general.
"On Monday, we learned from a report by the Justice Department's inspector general, Michael Horowitz, that the allegation of a criminal conspiracy was nonsense," Comey said in the op-ed, which published after the report was released. "There was no illegal wiretapping, there were no informants inserted into the campaign, there was no 'spying' on the Trump campaign. Although it took two years, the truth is finally out."
Comey's comments in the piece, published Monday, come the same day the released report established that the FBI properly opened its investigation into Russian interference during the 2016 election but said there were major errors in how the agency conducted the probe.
The report concluded that officials at the FBI had enough information to properly launch the investigation in 2016, and dispel the claim that US intelligence agencies tried to plant spies in the Trump campaign.

CNN link, you don't have to click is the reason for the large block quote.

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Of course Basic Income won't work. Not according to its proponents.

It wasn't the news that researchers wanted. Two years after Finland launched a basic-income trial in which nearly 2,000 unemployed residents were given a regular monthly stipend, many of the recipients remained jobless.
The people reported that they were happier and healthier overall than other unemployed residents, but the experiment was widely declared a failure.
"It was discouraging to the basic income community," Michael Stynes, CEO of the nonprofit Jain Family Institute, told Business Insider. "But the survey results, as far as I can tell, are not really usable."

Well, Finland is in the news again. Woot-Woot, a gubmint run by chicks.

Finland’s coalition government will be composed of five parties all led by women for the first time after the female transport minister won a vote to be the next leader.
Sanna Marin has been chosen by her Social Democratic party to replace the outgoing prime minister Antti Rinne.
She will lead a centre-left coalition of five parties who all have female leaders – four under the age of 35.

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THE ONT MUSICAL INTERLUDE

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Patience is a virtue unless you are a Genius Award Winner.

Customer punched over taking too long at register in Florida Walmart

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When you're in kindergarten, just about everything is a big deal. This is a big deal and Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Gifted Employees.

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Notice: Posted with permission by the Ace Media Empire, AceCorp, LLC, Russian Bots and local jurisdictions everywhere. The ONT is a sustainable resource. Bite me tree huggers.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 09:55 PM

Comments

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1 Fist?

Posted by: Tonypete at December 09, 2019 09:56 PM (Y4EXg)

2 Yay, TonyPete!!!

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 09, 2019 09:56 PM (ECrgQ)

3 I nooded.

Nice pic MisHum - looks cozy.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 09, 2019 09:56 PM (Y4EXg)

4 Oh hello!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 09, 2019 09:57 PM (Dc2NZ)

5 Merry Kiss Moose!

Posted by: ALH at December 09, 2019 09:57 PM (D59ia)

6 Good Evening Horde

Posted by: wing at December 09, 2019 09:57 PM (JFzNN)

7 "Remember when Bloomberg demanded a third term as mayor and got it? Trump will do the same. Beware, the same autocratic impulses..." S.E. Cupp
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I guessing the "source" of this story is "A lot of people are convinced and worried about..."

Posted by: Axeman at December 09, 2019 09:57 PM (YOhRS)

8 5 Merry Kiss Moose!
Posted by: ALH at December 09, 2019 09:57 PM (D59ia)

*%$@

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 09, 2019 09:57 PM (aA3+G)

9 Ahoy, degenerates and degenerettes!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 09, 2019 09:58 PM (7ezxV)

10 threlfth!

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at December 09, 2019 09:58 PM (oAY8z)

11 7 "Remember when Bloomberg demanded a third term as mayor and got it? Trump will do the same. Beware, the same autocratic impulses..." S.E. Cupp
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I guessing the "source" of this story is "A lot of people are convinced and worried about..."
Posted by: Axeman at December 09, 2019 09:57 PM (YOhRS)

What do AOC & SE Cupp have in common?

Their bra sizes exceed their IQ

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 09, 2019 09:58 PM (aA3+G)

12 Good evening...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 09, 2019 09:58 PM (WOdnH)

13 Come back, Shane! Come back!

Posted by: The Management at December 09, 2019 09:59 PM (YOhRS)

14 {{{Linn}}}

Posted by: Tonypete at December 09, 2019 09:59 PM (Y4EXg)

15 The world would be a much better place if Popes were cats.

Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2019 09:59 PM (M0u+N)

16 This 'Shane' sounds familiar.

I wonder if he has a brother named Skippy.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 09, 2019 09:59 PM (d1uFV)

17 And Trump is the worst at being racist of any president of the last 40 years.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 09, 2019 10:00 PM (d1uFV)

18 Yay ONT !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 09, 2019 10:00 PM (JwHjN)

19 Father Christmas is a great song, MH.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 09, 2019 10:00 PM (P5U01)

20 Also, I'd fuck SE Cupp but I wouldn't give her my real name or phone number. Bitch has issues.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 09, 2019 10:00 PM (d1uFV)

21 Post, then read, learned that from Nancy Pissloosly.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 09, 2019 10:00 PM (LOq4H)

22 Oh well, there goes Finland too...

Posted by: Floridachick at December 09, 2019 10:01 PM (mO8tz)

23 The world would be a much better place if Popes were cats.
Posted by: eleven

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Hmmmmmm. Cats poop in a litter box.

Some Popes poop on the faithful.

You may be on to something here eleven.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 09, 2019 10:01 PM (Y4EXg)

24 Is that top pic your new place, mishum?

Kinda looks like cozy valley.

Posted by: davidt at December 09, 2019 10:01 PM (l3+k2)

25 "The phenomenon of migration is compounded by war, hunger and a 'defensive mindset,' which makes us in a state of fear believe that you can defend yourself only by strengthening borders. At the same time, there is exploitation." Pope Francis

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There are also false prophets.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 09, 2019 10:01 PM (+y/Ru)

26 Read the content.

I like Shane.

Maybe we could get him to run for Congress?

Posted by: Don Q at December 09, 2019 10:01 PM (NgKpN)

27 Shane, Todd, and Moon Moon walk into a bar . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 09, 2019 10:01 PM (q1Pj5)

28
Employee of the Month: Shane

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 09, 2019 10:01 PM (7rVsF)

29 Post, then read, learned that from Nancy Pissloosly.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 09, 2019 10:00 PM (LOq4H)
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Well there are social norms about reading the content.

And the weird people who read the content.

Posted by: Axeman at December 09, 2019 10:01 PM (YOhRS)

30 Yay, ONT! Thanks, Mis Hum.

Now back to read the content...

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 09, 2019 10:01 PM (fNFgo)

31 Reading some of those quotes reminds I'm not wrong in thinking liberals are crazy.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 09, 2019 10:01 PM (dUJdY)

32 I bought the extended warranty on the fried chicken!

Posted by: Marianne Williamson at December 09, 2019 10:01 PM (L2ZTs)

33 Shane is awesome. I hope he is in a union.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 09, 2019 10:02 PM (+fTAB)

34 "Remember when Bloomberg demanded a third term as mayor and got it? Trump will do the same. Beware, the same autocratic impulses..." S.E. Cupp

I'm perfectly happy having Trump get 3 terms as Mayor of New York !!!

Posted by: Adriane the MTA Critic ... at December 09, 2019 10:02 PM (LPnfS)

35 Hey everybody.

Something I'm learning the hard way: Amazon loves to use that "only X left in stock, order soon!" line a lot to pressure you to buy things...

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 09, 2019 10:02 PM (L2ZTs)

36 *%$@
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 09, 2019 09:57 PM (aA3+G)

I'll take "Ralphie helps his father change a tire" for $300, Alex.

Posted by: ALH at December 09, 2019 10:02 PM (D59ia)

37
*makes note*

"Bloomberg has autocratic tendencies"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 09, 2019 10:02 PM (7rVsF)

38 24 Is that top pic your new place, mishum?

Kinda looks like cozy valley.
Posted by: davidt at December 09, 2019 10:01 PM (l3+k2)

Camp Misanthrope got another 8" today. And it it still snowing as I type.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 09, 2019 10:02 PM (aA3+G)

39 5 Merry Kiss Moose!
Posted by: ALH at December 09, 2019 09:57 PM (D59ia)

We endorse this message!

Posted by: Bullwhinkle at December 09, 2019 10:03 PM (NgKpN)

40 I'd rather have Shane Schiff running this shit show.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 09, 2019 10:03 PM (WOdnH)

41 >> Laser windshield wipers.

This is a great idea Morty ...

Laser Fuckin' Windshield Wipers, Morty!

Do you know how cool that would be Morty?

Laser Fuckin' Windshield Wipers?

Posted by: Rick at December 09, 2019 10:03 PM (CjeDS)

42 I'm thinking Shane is a funny guy--and wrote those messages himself.

I think the Hoard is a unique forum where you have to preface some comments with "On topic".

Posted by: Axeman at December 09, 2019 10:03 PM (YOhRS)

43
Iggles stinking up the joint.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 09, 2019 10:04 PM (7rVsF)

44 And where is that cabin? I'd move there and

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 09, 2019 10:04 PM (WOdnH)

45 41 >> Laser windshield wipers.

This is a great idea Morty ...

Laser Fuckin' Windshield Wipers, Morty!

Do you know how cool that would be Morty?

Laser Fuckin' Windshield Wipers?

Posted by: Rick at December 09, 2019 10:03 PM (CjeDS)

We love this idea

Posted by: Cats In Need of Entertainment at December 09, 2019 10:04 PM (aA3+G)

46 drink like a Viking

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 09, 2019 10:04 PM (WOdnH)

47 >> Laser windshield wipers.

This is a great idea Morty ...

Laser Fuckin' Windshield Wipers, Morty!

Do you know how cool that would be Morty?

Laser Fuckin' Windshield Wipers?

Posted by: Rick at December 09, 2019 10:03 PM (CjeDS)

You'll out your eye out, kid!

Posted by: Mrs. Parker at December 09, 2019 10:04 PM (q1Pj5)

48 5 Merry Kiss Moose!
Posted by: ALH at December 09, 2019 09:57 PM (D59ia)

Maybe that's what those 2 bulls were fighting over the other night ...

Posted by: Adriane the MTA Critic ... at December 09, 2019 10:05 PM (LPnfS)

49
The bug is stronger than the laser windshield wiper.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 09, 2019 10:05 PM (7rVsF)

50 "Shane, stop offering customers the opportunity to explore our whole-hog sausage grinder"

"Shane, stop wandering over to the lingerie department and live-modeling the merchandise"

"Shane, stop giving out free samples of the inverted pork rectums and calling them 'bacon buddies'"

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 09, 2019 10:05 PM (L2ZTs)

51 Has anyone visited The Moron Majority that Marianne Williamson cited as her source for Trump posthumously pardoning Charlie Manson?

I gave it a quick browse and it looks promising, like something that could be written by a moron.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 09, 2019 10:05 PM (6VvF+)

52 So much content!

Posted by: Kazi at December 09, 2019 10:05 PM (0x00j)

53
This is a great idea Morty ...

Laser Fuckin' Windshield Wipers, Morty!

Do you know how cool that would be Morty?

Laser Fuckin' Windshield Wipers?

Posted by: Rick at December 09, 2019 10:03 PM (CjeDS)

You mean so that when the laser hits a waterdrop, the refraction will cause part of it to go back through the windshield?

Long term effects anyone?

Posted by: Don Q at December 09, 2019 10:05 PM (NgKpN)

54 Shane is f/k/a Todd.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 09, 2019 10:06 PM (P5U01)

55 Al Green... just replaying the same script MLK played in that 1965 Playboy interview.

Whites in America will never ever ever atone for slavery. It's not possible. We have Privilege. Our Privilege is an Original Sin but, unlike that which Adam and Eve incurred, there is no redemption from it. Not now. Not ever. We are always on the hook to Al Green.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 09, 2019 10:06 PM (ykYG2)

56 Also, I'd fuck SE Cupp but I wouldn't give her my real name or phone number. Bitch has issues.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 09, 2019 10:00 PM (d1uFV)

You can't pull off the naughty librarian if you are spouting stuff as dumb as a brick.

Trump can't do a third term without an amendment. That's why he jokes about it on the campaign rallies.

The proper scare mongering would be to compare him to Julius Caesar or starting a military coup.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 09, 2019 10:06 PM (eoQWY)

57 Nanzi is a Catholic in name only. She whips it out like a gun when she needs it.

Posted by: ALH at December 09, 2019 10:06 PM (D59ia)

58 Re: quote 2

I am getting real fvcking TIRED of this race baiting whitey is evil bullshat.

Posted by: BifBewalski at December 09, 2019 10:06 PM (VcFUs)

59 This maybe the same guy who couldn't distinguish a moose from a buffalo telling his mom about a strange cat or maybe everybody in Jersey talks that way.

https://youtu.be/iN3NaBxVYHs

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 09, 2019 10:07 PM (+y/Ru)

60 Upper photo: Is it from the Cascades?

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 09, 2019 10:07 PM (LOq4H)

61 Also, I'd fuck SE Cupp but I wouldn't give her my real name or phone number. Bitch has issues.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 09, 2019 10:00 PM (d1uFV)

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Sounds like Rule #1 infraction.

Posted by: Axeman at December 09, 2019 10:07 PM (YOhRS)

62 http://skippyslist.com/list/

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 09, 2019 10:07 PM (Dc2NZ)

63 40 I'd rather have Shane Schiff running this shit show.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 09, 2019 10:03 PM (WOdnH)

Yeah, difference between Shane and Schiff?

Shane's stuff is somewhat based in reality.

Posted by: Don Q at December 09, 2019 10:07 PM (NgKpN)

64 Whites in America will never ever ever atone for slavery. It's not possible. We have Privilege. Our Privilege is an Original Sin but, unlike that which Adam and Eve incurred, there is no redemption from it. Not now. Not ever. We are always on the hook to Al Green.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 09, 2019 10:06 PM (ykYG2)

My great great grandfather fought for the north in the Civil War, personally turned the tide of several battles with the battery he served in, and was wounded.

Al Green is on the hook to me. Pay up.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 09, 2019 10:08 PM (eoQWY)

65 cupp is crazy with TDS.

LOL

Posted by: trapper's girl at December 09, 2019 10:08 PM (Vugy1)

66 Nanzi is a Catholic in name only. She whips it out like a gun when she needs it.
Posted by: ALH at December 09, 2019 10:06 PM (D59ia)

When she does, it sounds like she's trying to convince herself, and she's not buying it.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 09, 2019 10:08 PM (t+qrx)

67 Wait, the beetle was discovered in 1960 and it's just being named now? Or is the discoverer just trying to matter?

Posted by: Bete at December 09, 2019 10:08 PM (Ojki1)

68 it is as if whites are Jem'Hadar and Al Green and his sort are our Vorta.

We can temporarily delay our final reckoning, by taking the drugs which the Vorta provide to us; but if we ever pause being #woke, we're back to being racist again.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 09, 2019 10:08 PM (ykYG2)

69 "Bite me tree huggers."

HOW DARE YOU!

Posted by: Greta T. at December 09, 2019 10:08 PM (DMUuz)

70 http://skippyslist.com/list/
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 09, 2019 10:07 PM (Dc2NZ)

THAT'S what Shane reminded me of. Thank you.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 09, 2019 10:08 PM (t+qrx)

71 She will lead a centre-left coalition of five parties who all have female leaders - four under the age of 35.

What could go wrong?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 09, 2019 10:08 PM (6VvF+)

72 61 Also, I'd fuck SE Cupp but I wouldn't give her my real name or phone number. Bitch has issues.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 09, 2019 10:00 PM (d1uFV)

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Sounds like Rule #1 infraction.
Posted by: Axeman at December 09, 2019 10:07 PM (YOhRS)

Its more of a... guideline.

Posted by: Don Q at December 09, 2019 10:08 PM (NgKpN)

73 We went to see the Trans-Siberian Orchestra last night.

Hard Rock Christmas music. It was glorious!

Posted by: ALH at December 09, 2019 10:09 PM (D59ia)

74 Somebody should tell that Al Green guy that slavery is no longer in effect. I don't think he knows that yet.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 09, 2019 10:09 PM (HaL55)

75 >>I'd fuck SE Cupp

I'd wrong hole her, too.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2019 10:09 PM (CjeDS)

76 Al Green can't get next to Donald Trump, but he thinks we should still stay together.

Posted by: Axeman at December 09, 2019 10:09 PM (YOhRS)

77 Something I'm learning the hard way: Amazon loves to use that "only X left in stock, order soon!" line a lot to pressure you to buy things...
Posted by: qdpsteve
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Well, to be fair the item I was watching is now out of stock until mid January....I had to look elsewhere for it.

Posted by: lin-duh at December 09, 2019 10:09 PM (UUBmN)

78 You want Basic income? Learn to code!

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at December 09, 2019 10:09 PM (e1mEI)

79 She will lead a centre-left coalition of five parties who all have female leaders - four under the age of 35.

What could go wrong?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 09, 2019 10:08 PM (6VvF+)

Not all that much, it is only Finland. Women run the PTAs and Church Socials here in the US, it is about the same thing.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 09, 2019 10:09 PM (eoQWY)

80 "58 Re: quote 2

I am getting real fvcking TIRED of this race baiting whitey is evil bullshat.

Posted by: BifBewalski at December 09, 2019 10:06 PM (VcFUs) "

Welcome to the New Normal !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 09, 2019 10:10 PM (JwHjN)

81 lin-duh, LOL.
Sounds like we're watching the same item...

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 09, 2019 10:10 PM (L2ZTs)

82 She will lead a centre-left coalition of five parties who all have female leaders - four under the age of 35.

What could go wrong?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 09, 2019 10:08 PM (6VvF+)

Things will smooth out once they synch up their cycles.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 09, 2019 10:10 PM (q1Pj5)

83 From the back of the Shop Rite,Honey Oat Clusters box

(Really)

FEEL GOOD ABOUT YOURSELF

Positive living:

Surround yourself with people who bring you up

Generously share your knowledge with others

Take time for self love and soul searching.

Avoid spreading negativity (gossip)

Don't compare yourself to others

Give handwritten notes of thanks

Spread kindness and optimism

Participate ina charity walk/un if you are able.

Be thoughtful of others.

Compliment a stranger

Get more sleep

Donate clothing

Make eye contact.

Believe in yourself

Be an active listener

Volunteer your time

Give someone a smile

Don't dwell on the past

(My addition; Cultivate your relationship with God if you're a person of faith)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 09, 2019 10:10 PM (WI7YS)

84 .I consider myself a reasonably intelligent man, but I have no fvcking idea what Al Green is talking about.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 09, 2019 10:10 PM (wYseH)

85 I'll go to the Walmart Shane is working at!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 09, 2019 10:10 PM (438dO)

86 F1 is no B16.

Posted by: FireHorse at December 09, 2019 10:11 PM (ScWBu)

87 Redo:

Al Green wants to Stay Together by getting Rid of Trump because he Can't Get Next to him.

Posted by: Axeman at December 09, 2019 10:11 PM (YOhRS)

88 Wait, the beetle was discovered in 1960 and it's just being named now? Or is the discoverer just trying to matter?

Posted by: Bete

Had to get some asses in the seats for "introduction to bugs" or kiss the grant money bye, bye.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 09, 2019 10:11 PM (LOq4H)

89 Call me a confused Catholic. At the top, a Commie. At the local level, a new Pastor who has pretty much taken the "Shut up, they explained" approach in his decisions to take us back to the 50's.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 09, 2019 10:11 PM (8AONa)

90 I thought I'd write a song about love and then I decided, I'd write it about you. Funny stuff from Rev. Al Green

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 09, 2019 10:11 PM (PUmDY)

91 You know if I were staffing a football team, I would get 5 centers for my o-line.

Because the center can't hold.

Posted by: Axeman at December 09, 2019 10:12 PM (YOhRS)

92 "I'd wrong hole her"

She's got a face for bukkake, too. Just sayin'

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 09, 2019 10:12 PM (WOdnH)

93 Sparkles? Motion Carries!

Posted by: centre-left coalition of five parties leader at December 09, 2019 10:12 PM (l3+k2)

94 "Welcome to the New Normal !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 09, 2019 10:10 PM (JwHjN) "

And start doing a lot of heavy bag.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 09, 2019 10:12 PM (JwHjN)

95 What a charming snow covered cabin. And the Steppenwolf was awesome.

That Shane is really going places, isn't he? Big future for that guy...

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 09, 2019 10:12 PM (fNFgo)

96 The fact that Finland feels comfortable electing a bunch of incompetent socialists tells you everything you need to know about just how dangerous Vlad Putin is...

When the Soviet Union was around you got people like Mannerheim....and now you elected people because they look kind of good and will give you free shit.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 09, 2019 10:12 PM (WdocV)

97 Posted by: Oldcat at December 09, 2019 10:09 PM (eoQWY)

....

Fair point.

Plus, IIRC correctly, Finnish men can hide in the woods for years picking off socialists by the hundred.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 09, 2019 10:13 PM (6VvF+)

98 I like Shane.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 09, 2019 10:13 PM (wYseH)

99
Generously share your knowledge with others

Unfortunately, when I share my knowledge with others they look at me like they wish they or I was somewhere else.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 09, 2019 10:13 PM (7rVsF)

100 >>I do believe that we have to deal with the original sin. We have to deal with slavery.

Already dealt with.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2019 10:13 PM (CjeDS)

101 ❘❘❘❙❙❚♠♪

As I was walkin'
That ribbon of highway
I saw a sign said
No trespassing.

But on the other side
It didn't say nothing.
'Cause I was standing
on private properteeeee.

Posted by: mindful webworker - "woody" guthrie at December 09, 2019 10:13 PM (ECLlc)

102 Call me a confused Catholic. At the top, a Commie. At the local level, a new Pastor who has pretty much taken the "Shut up, they explained" approach in his decisions to take us back to the 50's.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 09, 2019 10:11 PM (8AONa)

Wow, Latin Mass and all?

Makes sense that when you can't trust the heirarchy the reaction starts down at the grass roots.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 09, 2019 10:13 PM (eoQWY)

103 i've got a cat named Shane....

he would never do those things, because he's a good boy and a love bug.

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 09, 2019 10:13 PM (NYIfp)

104 Palmolive has a nice, piquant after-dinner flavor - heavy, but with a touch of mellow smoothness.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:14 PM (NWiLs)

105 You want Basic income? Learn to code!

They shipped all those jobs to India, so best of luck.

Learn to upholster furniture ...

Posted by: Adriane the MTA Critic ... at December 09, 2019 10:14 PM (LPnfS)

106 A moose once kissed my sister.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 09, 2019 10:14 PM (HaL55)

107 Are there any beetles that forget how old they are and what they are doing when they hear a person asking them a question? We should name them after Saint Greta.

Also, following a 16 year old, non-mentally ill girl is stupid. I'm grasping for a word of phrase that can convey how idiotic following a mentally ill girl politically is...but the English language does have its limits.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 09, 2019 10:14 PM (WdocV)

108 >>Take time for self love

Preaching to choir in this nest of Fappers.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2019 10:14 PM (CjeDS)

109 Insom, perfect.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 09, 2019 10:15 PM (WOdnH)

110 Plus, IIRC correctly, Finnish men can hide in the woods for years picking off socialists by the hundred.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger

And use their frozen kills as road markers.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 09, 2019 10:15 PM (LOq4H)

111 This Al Greene fellow can't be the same Greene who got that upset win in a Dem Primary a few years ago that freaked out the Dems, right?

Whatever happened to that guy?

Posted by: davidt at December 09, 2019 10:15 PM (l3+k2)

112 Whites in America will never ever ever atone for slavery.

-
I'm still pissed about Carthage being sacked, burned and salted during the Third Punic War.

Damn Romans!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 09, 2019 10:15 PM (+y/Ru)

113 The bad news is that you can either drive a few miles or use the laser wipers.

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 09, 2019 10:15 PM (aS1PU)

114 Shane appears to be a half-full kind of guy. Having had more than my share of half-empty fellow employees over the years, I'd take Shane every time.

Posted by: Ever at December 09, 2019 10:15 PM (R0z7P)

115 You want Basic income? Learn to code!

They shipped all those jobs to India, so best of luck.

***

I do wonder, if we hadn't spent the 90s and 00s basically shipping tech jobs to India and training Indians just how many high paying tech jobs would we have now?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 09, 2019 10:15 PM (WdocV)

116 >> Palmolive has a nice, piquant after-dinner flavor - heavy, but with a touch of mellow smoothness.

I'm soaking in it.

Really.

My balls are dangling in a Mug of Palmolive right now. Says #1 Mom on it.

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 09, 2019 10:16 PM (CjeDS)

117 Also, following a 16 year old, non-mentally ill girl is stupid. I'm grasping for a word of phrase that can convey how idiotic following a mentally ill girl politically is...but the English language does have its limits.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 09, 2019 10:14 PM (WdocV)

Look when you can see carbon dioxide, you tend to get a bit distracted.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 09, 2019 10:16 PM (eoQWY)

118 "Take time for self love..."
---

Oh, I do, Fen, I do!

I block out time on my day planner.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 09, 2019 10:16 PM (Dc2NZ)

119 I do wonder, if we hadn't spent the 90s and 00s basically shipping tech jobs to India and training Indians just how many high paying tech jobs would we have now?
Posted by: 18-1

---

All of them?

Posted by: Tonypete at December 09, 2019 10:16 PM (Y4EXg)

120 I think Shane and I would get along famously.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:16 PM (NWiLs)

121 What will stop the dems from massively cheating Trump out of office in the next election. The GOP won't. Robert's will call it a tax. Maybe the impeachment is a test to see how much the citizens will take without fighting.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at December 09, 2019 10:16 PM (lMumM)

122 "Whites in America will never ever ever atone for slavery."

Then fucking leave...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 09, 2019 10:16 PM (WOdnH)

123 Wow, Latin Mass and all?

Makes sense that when you can't trust the heirarchy the reaction starts down at the grass roots.

Posted by: Oldcat

====More along the lines of "Things were better back before the laity got all uppity with the question-asking and what not."

Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 09, 2019 10:17 PM (8AONa)

124 Also, following a 16 year old, non-mentally ill girl is stupid. I'm grasping for a word of phrase that can convey how idiotic following a mentally ill girl politically is...but the English language does have its limits.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 09, 2019 10:14 PM (WdocV)

Progressive?

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at December 09, 2019 10:17 PM (qu1px)

125 Always had a soft spot for Alvin Greene on the other hand. Shouldn't have been a (D) candidate but that was the (D)s' fault for not fronting anyone credible. Also seemed like a decent guy even if he had a problem with... well, with life.

I'd certainly rather have Alvin Greene in Congress than this hate-filled bastard Al. If Greene wasn't careful enough about the pr0nz he watched, that doesn't seem too different from other idiots on the Hill.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 09, 2019 10:17 PM (ykYG2)

126 MisHum, Don't waste your time with Ivory soap. Palmolive has a nice, piquant after-dinner flavor. Heady, but with a touch of mellow smoothness.

Posted by: Ralphie at December 09, 2019 10:17 PM (DMUuz)

127 Pelosi at Communion.

*head spins to the left for the cracker*

*then back around to the right for the wine*

Jackpot!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 09, 2019 10:17 PM (QzJWU)

128 You want Basic income? Learn to code!

ISWYDT

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 09, 2019 10:17 PM (HaL55)

129
Whites in America will never ever ever atone for slavery.

Why should I? It's part of the Poisonous Legacy of Colonialism. The Brits are to blame.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 09, 2019 10:18 PM (7rVsF)

130 Slavery is as much a relevant issue as menstruation.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:18 PM (NWiLs)

131 "And start doing a lot of heavy bag."
---

Awright!

*hic*

Posted by: Cthillary at December 09, 2019 10:18 PM (Dc2NZ)

132 60 Upper photo: Is it from the Cascades?
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 09, 2019 10:07 PM (LOq4H)

Almost looks like Stevens Pass

Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at December 09, 2019 10:18 PM (DjiZK)

133 All I'd do with SE Cupp is toss her in the stocks and hurl rotten produce at her.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 09, 2019 10:18 PM (5aX2M)

134 The Force Awakens declared that most people now considered the Rebellion and The Force and Luke Skywalkers to be "myths."
---
See. That's just it. Nobody teaches history without authority enforcing standards!

Posted by: Emperor Palpatine at December 09, 2019 10:19 PM (YOhRS)

135 That's the guy! Alvin Greene!

"You say Alvin, I say Greene!" "Alvin Greene, Alvin Greene!"

Posted by: davidt at December 09, 2019 10:19 PM (l3+k2)

136 And I meant the ceaseless bitchers, not you, bth (in case that wasn't clear)

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 09, 2019 10:19 PM (WOdnH)

137 "Skippy's List" is a bloody hilarious!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 09, 2019 10:19 PM (7ezxV)

138 Love the cabin. Some friends have one that looks similar I helped work on one summer. They built a "big" house about 50 yards away for their retirement. Property is 40 acres in the mountains above Crawford. They offered to let me retire at the cabin. Very tempting.

Posted by: Infidel at December 09, 2019 10:19 PM (O/X1S)

139 Why should I? It's part of the Poisonous Legacy of Colonialism. The Brits are to blame.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 09, 2019 10:18 PM (7rVsF)

Golf clap ...

Posted by: Adriane the MTA Critic ... at December 09, 2019 10:19 PM (LPnfS)

140 The fact that Finland feels comfortable electing a bunch of incompetent socialists tells you everything you need to know about just how dangerous Vlad Putin is...

When the Soviet Union was around you got people like Mannerheim....and now you elected people because they look kind of good and will give you free shit.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 09, 2019 10:12 PM (WdocV)

I don't know the exact details in Finland but in a lot of European countries there is a thrashing of old leftist parties unifying to try and keep new, nationalist oriented parties from getting a majority by various tricks - like the way the 2 French parties dissolved and united to put up Macron.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 09, 2019 10:19 PM (eoQWY)

141 How to deal with slavery....

Do you believe America is horrible and racist? Can you prove that you had an ancestor who was a slave?

Congratulations, here is $2,000 (40 acres and a mule) and a free plane ticket to any country on earth. All you have to do is permanently renounce your citizenship and off you go!

Posted by: 18-1 at December 09, 2019 10:19 PM (WdocV)

142 122 "Whites in America will never ever ever atone for slavery."

Then fucking leave...
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 09, 2019 10:16 PM (WOdnH)

Yeah, never should have bought the slaves from the Blacks and Arabs who were selling them to us.

Damn us!

Posted by: Don Q at December 09, 2019 10:19 PM (NgKpN)

143 133 All I'd do with SE Cupp is toss her in the stocks and hurl rotten produce at her.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 09, 2019 10:18 PM (5aX2M)

Organic, sustainable and locally-sourced, I trust?

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:19 PM (NWiLs)

144 104 Palmolive has a nice, piquant after-dinner flavor - heavy, but with a touch of mellow smoothness.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:14 PM (NWiLs)

----------------------------

Lifebuoy on the other hand....

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 09, 2019 10:20 PM (CAJOC)

145 Customer punched over taking too long at register in Florida Walmart

Not the best of ideas.

But I must admit, when I'm out of smokes and having a nicotine fit and that dude is at the counter playing his damned scratch-offs while I'm back there twitching like a tweeker, the thought does cross my mind.

Same goes for people that try to do massive business deposits at the drive-thru window at the bank.

Sometimes I think about getting out the truck and grabbing one of those little containers you put your deposit in that flies up through the tube and smashing their face with it and then dragging them out of their car by their hair and slamming their head in that teller drawer that pops out.

Take that sh*t inside.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 09, 2019 10:20 PM (6VvF+)

146 I consider myself a reasonably intelligent man, but I have no fvcking idea what Al Green is talking about.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 09, 2019 10:10 PM (wYseH)
* * * *

Al Green's intelligence is exceeded only by his good looks. Saw him in person and... OMG. And he acts as though he believes he is uniquely charming. *gag*

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 09, 2019 10:20 PM (fNFgo)

147 144 104 Palmolive has a nice, piquant after-dinner flavor - heavy, but with a touch of mellow smoothness.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:14 PM (NWiLs)

----------------------------

Lifebuoy on the other hand....
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 09, 2019 10:20 PM (CAJOC)

Yuck!

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:20 PM (NWiLs)

148 Stress relief

From the same cereal box

1Meditate

MY addition: or pray;

Let it out for ten For people of religious faith I would say you can do a breath in for five and breathe out for count of ten at least four times a day. You can have a phrase as you breath out if you're a Jew or Christian such as

Gracious God: Give me peace and strength or whatever phrase you choose:

A few moments or more of meditation and or prayer can help ease anxiety and manage stress

2. Laugh-no explanation necessary

3. Decompress-Apply a heat wrap to your neck shoulders for ten minutes

4. Listen to calming music

5. exercise-a walk, flights of stairs, stretching etc for at least ten minutes can really help

6. Prepare-organize your day ahead of time

7. Compatmentalize-Focus on one things at a time

8. reach out-Contact someone in your social network in person They may help give a you a fresh perspective

9 Daily Getaway Find a piece of solitude to disconnect for ten minutes without your phone

10. Just breathe Breathing exercises can boost oxygen and relieve stress.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 09, 2019 10:21 PM (WI7YS)

149 ok.just watched Iron Sky coz blaster said it was fun

he was right!

I avoided it in the past coz I didn't like that they had a Palin look alike, but I pretended it was Tina Fey instead

ridiculous movie, reminds me of Mel Brooks
I enjoyed it

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 09, 2019 10:21 PM (G546f)

150 like the way the 2 French parties dissolved and united to put up Macron.
___

Mommy is so proud of me!!!! I love mommy. And I got to marry her! LOVE IS LOVE!

Posted by: Macron at December 09, 2019 10:21 PM (WdocV)

151 105 You want Basic income? Learn to code!

They shipped all those jobs to India, so best of luck.

Learn to upholster furniture ...
Posted by: Adriane the MTA Critic ... at December 09, 2019 10:14 PM (LPnfS)

Actually, Microsoft imported India to Seattle.

Upholstered furniture is soft and only solid wood furniture builds good character through tolerance of the uncomfortable. I vow never to weaken America!

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at December 09, 2019 10:21 PM (e1mEI)

152 Almost looks like Stevens Pass

Posted by: Quilters Irish Death

I was thinking east end of Snoqualmie, swear I recognize the hill in the backround.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 09, 2019 10:21 PM (LOq4H)

153 All I'd do with SE Cupp is toss her in the stocks and hurl rotten produce at her.

No surprise anal? It's like I don't even know you people anymore...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 09, 2019 10:21 PM (HaL55)

154 "hurl rotten produce at her"

Is that what the kids call it now?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 09, 2019 10:21 PM (WOdnH)

155 ====More along the lines of "Things were better back before the laity got all uppity with the question-asking and what not."
Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 09, 2019 10:17 PM (8AONa)

Look if the laity wanted to discuss church stuff, they'd run for Pope themselves.

Just put on the damn mass and leave us alone.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 09, 2019 10:22 PM (eoQWY)

156 It really should be aggressively suggested to stupid, racist, and certainly corrupt human garbage like Green that emigration and suicide remain viable options, and he and any of his constituents are encouraged to explore them.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 09, 2019 10:22 PM (El6T/)

157 >>> 133 All I'd do with SE Cupp is toss her in the stocks and hurl rotten produce at her.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 09, 2019 10:18 PM (5aX2M)

Sounds like a good idea. She shouldn't be alone.

How many rotten veggies do I get to throw for a dollar?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 09, 2019 10:22 PM (0ReGO)

158 I could see hillz pouring hot grits on Bill.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 09, 2019 10:23 PM (+fTAB)

159 Look if the laity wanted to discuss church stuff, they'd run for Pope themselves.

Just put on the damn mass and leave us alone.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 09, 2019 10:22 PM (eoQWY)

The Lady of the Lake has to bestow Excalibur upon you, signifying by divine right that you are to be Pope.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:23 PM (NWiLs)

160 Laugh-no explanation necessary

Done in public and for no apparent reason it keeps nosy people away.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at December 09, 2019 10:23 PM (xkSJa)

161 Santa's Helpers ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/vkgkxvw

https://tinyurl.com/w5uyeaq

https://tinyurl.com/sjyqyvc

https://tinyurl.com/qwjz6gy

https://tinyurl.com/vo3hg9z

Posted by: kbdabear at December 09, 2019 10:23 PM (qAR6u)

162 Okay, now that it's not completely inappropriate to mention this (not that that's ever been a thing for a Moron)...Ashley Callen is a One.

Posted by: Seal the deal and let's boogie (nee Oedipus) at December 09, 2019 10:24 PM (N4r5a)

163 haha, I saw Iron Sky too. Complete with the President Palin parody.
Then I saw the Tanya The Evil anime.

Both ridiculous. But I give the advantage to the Rising Sun on this one.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 09, 2019 10:24 PM (ykYG2)

164 Bitter Clinger, I think we could be friends

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 09, 2019 10:24 PM (WOdnH)

165
Well, I'd like to post a screencap, but if you google "lt col bratwurst" in the usual way, 4 or 5 results down it shows a line of image results...

...Guess who!

Posted by: Jim at December 09, 2019 10:24 PM (HxQiV)

166 Oh a news item I just saw.

An Ohio town, Amelia, had its town government sneak in a 1 percent income tax a little while ago.

The people were so pissed off they dissolved the town.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amelia,_Ohio

Posted by: Oldcat at December 09, 2019 10:24 PM (eoQWY)

167 apparently the largest trebuchet built was named WarWolf

if you had a trebuchet, what would you name it?
and what would you use it for?

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 09, 2019 10:24 PM (G546f)

168
Look if the laity wanted to discuss church stuff, they'd run for Pope themselves.

Pray, pay and obey, pal.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 09, 2019 10:24 PM (7rVsF)

169 159 Look if the laity wanted to discuss church stuff, they'd run for Pope themselves.

Just put on the damn mass and leave us alone.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 09, 2019 10:22 PM (eoQWY)

The Lady of the Lake has to bestow Excalibur upon you, signifying by divine right that you are to be Pope.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:23 PM (NWiLs)

---------------------------

You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 09, 2019 10:24 PM (CAJOC)

170 I'm in bed watching Laura Ingraham while my husband sleeps.

I was about to turn off the TV, when I heard her say James Comey has been on Twitter attacking Barr.

Can't wait to see Barr's response.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 09, 2019 10:24 PM (ptqGC)

171 Quit reading after the word,"Comey"...

Posted by: Builder Berg at December 09, 2019 10:25 PM (qMnBn)

172 The Lady of the Lake has to bestow Excalibur upon you, signifying by divine right that you are to be Pope.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:23 PM (NWiLs)

No, that's The Man who would be King of the Popes

Posted by: Oldcat at December 09, 2019 10:25 PM (eoQWY)

173 It's funny that "socialize" and "nationalize" mean the same thing but "socialist" and "nationalist" are opposites.

Posted by: FireHorse at December 09, 2019 10:25 PM (ScWBu)

174 83 From the back of the Shop Rite,Honey Oat Clusters box

(Really)

FEEL GOOD ABOUT YOURSELF

Positive living:

Surround yourself with people who bring you up

Generously share your knowledge with others

Take time for self love and soul searching.

Avoid spreading negativity (gossip)

Don't compare yourself to others

Give handwritten notes of thanks

Spread kindness and optimism

Participate ina charity walk/un if you are able.

Be thoughtful of others.

Compliment a stranger

Get more sleep

Donate clothing

Make eye contact.

Believe in yourself

Be an active listener

Volunteer your time

Give someone a smile

Don't dwell on the past

(My addition; Cultivate your relationship with God if you're a person of faith)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 09, 2019 10:10 PM (WI7YS)

Made in China

Posted by: REDACTED at December 09, 2019 10:25 PM (rpxSz)

175 apparently the largest trebuchet built was named WarWolf
---

Ludgar the War Wolf.

I'd name mine Brad.

Posted by: Cthillary at December 09, 2019 10:25 PM (Dc2NZ)

176 161 Santa's Helpers ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/vkgkxvw

https://tinyurl.com/w5uyeaq

https://tinyurl.com/sjyqyvc

https://tinyurl.com/qwjz6gy

https://tinyurl.com/vo3hg9z
Posted by: kbdabear at December 09, 2019 10:23 PM (qAR6u)

I'd stuff their stockings. Oh yes I would.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:25 PM (NWiLs)

177 More Santa's Helpers ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/tnngwcf

https://tinyurl.com/rketdb4

https://tinyurl.com/rsg4s87

https://tinyurl.com/w7tu6sz

https://tinyurl.com/rjzg7jc

Posted by: kbdabear at December 09, 2019 10:26 PM (qAR6u)

178 Off, shoggoth sock!

Posted by: Cardinal Eris (weapons: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, fanatical devotion to the Pope) at December 09, 2019 10:26 PM (Dc2NZ)

179 Or Shane.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 09, 2019 10:26 PM (+fTAB)

180 All I'd do with SE Cupp is toss her in the stocks and hurl rotten produce at her.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Look, I'm not gonna' bicker about 'ooo killed 'ooo, or their foreplay kinks, so you just do you YD!!!!

Posted by: Seal the deal and let's boogie (nee Oedipus) at December 09, 2019 10:26 PM (N4r5a)

181 Shane! Come back!

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:26 PM (NWiLs)

182 PAY IT FORWARD-from the same cereal box

Share your umbrella-My note: Isn't that a song from the 60's

Do a park/beach neighborhood clean up

Let someone check out before you at the supermarket

Help a friend move

Hold the door for somone

Leavea good book behind for someone to find

Let people merge in during traffic.

Offer someone your seat

And play it backwards

Pay for the coffee, toll or bus for the person behind you.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 09, 2019 10:27 PM (WI7YS)

183 Comey needs to meet karma. Soon.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 09, 2019 10:27 PM (dUJdY)

184 Share your umbrella-My note: Isn't that a song from the 60's

Bus Stop

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:27 PM (NWiLs)

185 The Man who would be King of the Popes

Hey, I tried.

Posted by: Emperor Henry IV at December 09, 2019 10:27 PM (ykYG2)

186 Shane appears to be a half-full kind of guy. Having
had more than my share of half-empty fellow employees over the years,
I'd take Shane every time.

Posted by: Ever at December 09, 2019 10:15 PM (R0z7P)

---
he reminds me of "Skippy" of fame and legend, back when the Intarnet was wide open and fun...

http://skippyslist.com/list/

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 09, 2019 10:27 PM (NYIfp)

187 Made in China
Posted by: REDACTED at December 09, 2019 10:25 PM (rpxSz)

Don't react to redactions.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 09, 2019 10:27 PM (WI7YS)

188 Whites in America will never ever ever atone for slavery.

We did, we nuked the Japs and wiped out the wagon burners

Posted by: Jean at December 09, 2019 10:27 PM (HXXBa)

189 https://youtu.be/L2xWQr4VaUA

Man who would be King of the Popes, SCTV

Posted by: Oldcat at December 09, 2019 10:28 PM (eoQWY)

190 I was thinking east end of Snoqualmie, swear I recognize the hill in the backround.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 09, 2019 10:21 PM (LOq4H)

Like near Easton, maybe?

Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at December 09, 2019 10:28 PM (DjiZK)

191 And play it backwards

Oooo, that's how you can hear the Satanic messages!

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:28 PM (NWiLs)

192 apparently the largest trebuchet built was named WarWolf

if you had a trebuchet, what would you name it?
and what would you use it for?
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 09, 2019 10:24 PM

Tree-blew-YAY! I'd use it to hurl pieces of my neighbor's garbage and fallen tree limbs at his abandoned house until it collapsed.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at December 09, 2019 10:28 PM (/+bwe)

193
if you had a trebuchet, what would you name it?

and what would you use it for?
---

I'd use it to fire low quality hot dogs into the obama mansion.

Make the FNM talk about all the reasons Obama loves dogs. And d*ck.

Posted by: Obligatory at December 09, 2019 10:28 PM (WdocV)

194 167 apparently the largest trebuchet built was named WarWolf

if you had a trebuchet, what would you name it?
and what would you use it for?
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 09, 2019 10:24 PM (G546f)

---------------------------------

Corporal Flinger - and I'd use it to hurl dirty laundy at people I don't like!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 09, 2019 10:28 PM (CAJOC)

195 Posted by: kbdabear at December 09, 2019 10:26 PM (qAR6u)

Thank you for bringing Joy this holiday season. And Holly. and . . . yeah, her too.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 09, 2019 10:29 PM (q1Pj5)

196 Bus Stop

the Hollies

Posted by: free tibet at December 09, 2019 10:29 PM (hnQOz)

197 Bus Stop
Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:27 PM (NWiLs)

Great song.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 09, 2019 10:29 PM (dUJdY)

198 if you had a trebuchet, what would you name it?

and what would you use it for?

I'd name it "Thurl" and use it to send illegal aliens back over the border to their homeland.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 09, 2019 10:29 PM (HaL55)

199 Let people merge in during traffic.

The first rule of driving is "If you have the right-of-way, take it."

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 09, 2019 10:30 PM (aS1PU)

200 Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 09, 2019 10:21 PM (HaL55)

Garrett suggested that earlier

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 09, 2019 10:30 PM (aA3+G)

201
16 This 'Shane' sounds familiar.

I wonder if he has a brother named Skippy.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 09, 2019 09:59 PM (d1uFV)

In one old version of the list, it had my favorite: "We do not burn before we rape because it's more romantic in the firelight."

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 09, 2019 10:30 PM (eXA4G)

202 FEEL GOOD ABOUT YOURSELF

Dang,

The only one I got right was Taking time for self love.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 09, 2019 10:30 PM (6VvF+)

203 Laugh-no explanation necessary

Done in public and for no apparent reason it keeps nosy people away.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting

Done with great exuberance at British Tea parties, it lets you float off the floor ...

Posted by: Adriane the MTA Critic ... at December 09, 2019 10:30 PM (LPnfS)

204 Bus Stop

commie song

Posted by: REDACTED at December 09, 2019 10:30 PM (rpxSz)

205 Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:28 PM (NWiLs)

Uhhh, now; I don't have an 33 albums.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 09, 2019 10:31 PM (WI7YS)

206 Oddly, I read Alvin Greene is a Trump supporter now. Said something like "I supported Obama, and Trump is better than Obama."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 09, 2019 10:32 PM (5aX2M)

207 King Midas in Reserve is my fav.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 09, 2019 10:32 PM (+fTAB)

208 My favorite use for trebuchets was flinging bags of vipers at the enemy.

I meant to say, that I read about.

Boy those snake would be angry.

Posted by: Cardinal Eris (weapons: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, fanatical devotion to the Pope) at December 09, 2019 10:33 PM (Dc2NZ)

209 Whites in America will never ever ever atone for slavery.

Well, yeah. That's kind of the whole point of your racket.

Posted by: t-bird at December 09, 2019 10:33 PM (aKxkI)

210 Count de Monet #27: Shane, Todd, and Moon Moon walk into a bar...

Todd! That was the name. Thanks.

Milady needs a link to the Moon Moon post so I don't have to explain it.

Posted by: mindful webworker - click at your own ricks at December 09, 2019 10:33 PM (ECLlc)

211 I'd name it Trebuchet What? and I'd use it to hurl fully loaded Peletons at James Comey

Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at December 09, 2019 10:33 PM (DjiZK)

212 Wait, the beetle was discovered in 1960 and it's just being named now? Or is the discoverer just trying to matter?

It took a boat. Regular beetles flew.

Posted by: Halfwise at December 09, 2019 10:34 PM (HzJQJ)

213 Like near Easton, maybe?

Posted by: Quilters Irish Death

If it is Snoqualmie, just west of the State snow removal complex.Watch MisHum tell us it's Lookout...

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 09, 2019 10:34 PM (LOq4H)

214 hey, no flinging Moon Moon!

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 09, 2019 10:34 PM (G546f)

215 Dang,�

The only one I got right was�Taking time for self love.�

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 09, 2019 10:30 PM (6VvF+)

Masterbation?

Posted by: Yikes at December 09, 2019 10:34 PM (6A9Kg)

216 Garrett suggested that earlier

Heh. Great minds and all that.

I have to bounce in and out of threads, B'Gal is pretty sick and I have to tend to her. I miss a lot.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 09, 2019 10:34 PM (HaL55)

217 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 09, 2019 10:10 PM

Wonderful advice FenelonSpoke; thank you for sharing!

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at December 09, 2019 10:35 PM (bFkYZ)

218 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 09, 2019 10:30 PM (6VvF+)

Beleve it or not, Garrett is incorrect.

There actually others way to love oneself than to masturbate-and yes I know he was kidding,
As noted, humor and laughter are good things, If Garett masturbated all that much and in
public he would have been locked up unless he lived on the streets of San Francisco.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 09, 2019 10:36 PM (WI7YS)

219 Which 'ette here was it that said about Cupp, "Her tits are writing cheques her brain will never cash."? AtC?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 09, 2019 10:36 PM (7ezxV)

220 Bus Stop

commie song

I just got here. The one where they share an umbrella and fall in love?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 09, 2019 10:36 PM (gd9RK)

221 gonna watch Iron Sky 2 another night
I hear there are shapeshiftung lizards

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 09, 2019 10:36 PM (G546f)

222 I have to bounce in and out of threads, B'Gal is pretty sick and I have to tend to her. I miss a lot.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 09, 2019 10:34 PM (HaL55)

May you be Blessed with Strength & Healing in this Season of Tradition and Renewal ...

Posted by: Adriane the MTA Critic ... at December 09, 2019 10:36 PM (LPnfS)

223 If it is Snoqualmie, just west of the State snow removal complex.Watch MisHum tell us it's Lookout...
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 09, 2019 10:34 PM (LOq4H)

I know where you are talking about. Haha, MH will say, sorry that's near Tinkham Rd exit.

Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at December 09, 2019 10:36 PM (DjiZK)

224 Also... Shane is entertaining. I think I'd like him

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at December 09, 2019 10:36 PM (bFkYZ)

225 Or Pay You Back with Interest.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 09, 2019 10:37 PM (+fTAB)

226 prayers for B'gal

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 09, 2019 10:37 PM (G546f)

227 I have to bounce in and out of threads, B'Gal is pretty sick and I have to tend to her. I miss a lot.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain

She'd probably appreciate the ONT on a big-screen in her room.

Posted by: t-bird at December 09, 2019 10:37 PM (Ry8mf)

228 Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at December 09, 2019 10:35 PM (bFkYZ)

You're welcome but I'm just the messenger. You can really thank Shop Rite Honey Oat Clusters. LOL

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 09, 2019 10:37 PM (WI7YS)

229 I thought the first Beetle was imported to the U.S. in '49 or so?

Still had those semaphore turn signals, so I can see how the "scientists" were easily confused.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 09, 2019 10:37 PM (QzJWU)

230 Masterbation?
Posted by: Yikes at December 09, 2019 10:34 PM (6A9Kg)

.....

Oh gawd no.

I thought it was talking about gazing narcissistically at myself in the mirror.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 09, 2019 10:37 PM (6VvF+)

231 Yeah, I would hang with Shane.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 09, 2019 10:38 PM (gd9RK)

232 He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother

Posted by: free tibet at December 09, 2019 10:38 PM (d4+cE)

233 224 Also... Shane is entertaining. I think I'd like him
Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at December 09, 2019 10:36 PM (bFkYZ)

He's clearly management material

Posted by: Th Bobs at December 09, 2019 10:38 PM (G546f)

234 >>I thought it was talking about gazing narcissistically at myself in the mirror.

...while you masturbate.

And yell -

"Don't Look At Me!"

"Don't You Fucking Look At Me!"

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2019 10:38 PM (CjeDS)

235 Oh gawd no.

I thought it was talking about gazing narcissistically at myself in the mirror.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 09, 2019 10:37 PM (6VvF+)

Who do you think you are, James Comey !?!??!!

Posted by: Adriane the MTA Critic ... at December 09, 2019 10:38 PM (LPnfS)

236 The first rule of driving is "If you have the right-of-way, take it."
Posted by: DR.WTF at December 09, 2019 10:30 PM (aS1PU)

Courtesy causes more accidents than cellphones

Posted by: REDACTED at December 09, 2019 10:39 PM (rpxSz)

237 Among her many manifest faults, SE Cuck burgled Jay Leno for his chin.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 09, 2019 10:39 PM (5aX2M)

238 prayers for B'gal
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 09, 2019 10:37 PM (G546f)

Amen

And on that note, please send any prayer requests, updates or praise reports now, or by 9:00 EST tomorrow morning to me at

FenelonDirection18 at sign g mail.com

Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 09, 2019 10:39 PM (WI7YS)

239 Masterbation?

One word, and you spelled it wrong.

You're not having a stroke, are you?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at December 09, 2019 10:40 PM (xkSJa)

240 there's really a place called The Firth of Forth

that cracks me up

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 09, 2019 10:40 PM (G546f)

241 Thanks, y'all.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 09, 2019 10:40 PM (HaL55)

242 And I do have a prayer request

MY 92 year old organist who is a lovely person and a terrific organist is in the hospital. She fell and broke her ankle. Her name is Jessie. Thanks

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 09, 2019 10:41 PM (WI7YS)

243 I wonder if Shane has any good come back for those signs.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at December 09, 2019 10:41 PM (e1mEI)

244 So Thursday morning last week I posted in the Morning Report comments that the FBI raids will start with the release of the IG report. I think some took it I was serious (I'm not sure how).

Anyway sorry for the confusion.

Posted by: MAGA at December 09, 2019 10:41 PM (E+oV2)

245 I would love to live in that cabin.

Mrs. Mahon would hate it.

Guess who wins this argument?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at December 09, 2019 10:42 PM (x8Wzq)

246 At long last Finland will be free of the scourge of menstruation stigma.

However reparations will still be required to fix the past.

Posted by: Ripley at December 09, 2019 10:42 PM (NbRJx)

247 Prayers for Jessie - on their way.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 09, 2019 10:42 PM (Y4EXg)

248 I suppose the media will start demanding we eat "Greta Beetles" as soon as they hear about them.

Posted by: Surfperch at December 09, 2019 10:42 PM (tVQUs)

249 Atlanta has this Beltline walking/bike path now. Next Door Inman Park had posts about someone jerking off near it in their car and taking off before anyone could get a picture of their license plate. Haha.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 09, 2019 10:43 PM (P5U01)

250 I would love to live in that cabin.

Sorry, no palm trees.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 09, 2019 10:43 PM (HaL55)

251
73 We went to see the Trans-Siberian Orchestra last night.

Hard Rock Christmas music. It was glorious!
Posted by: ALH
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TSO is an awesome show!

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at December 09, 2019 10:43 PM (+ldAm)

252 "Don't You Fucking Look At Me!"
Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2019 10:38 PM (CjeDS)
* * * *

That's a special little world you live in, isn't it? (grin)

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 09, 2019 10:43 PM (fNFgo)

253 Who do you think you are, James Comey !?!??!!

Posted by: Adriane the MTA Critic ... at December 09, 2019 10:38 PM

......

I look at myself and resignedly say in a hushed tone "I really was the best of us all."

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 09, 2019 10:43 PM (6VvF+)

254 "Masterbation"

Do you mean master bacon?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 09, 2019 10:43 PM (dX13I)

255 239 Masterbation?

One word, and you spelled it wrong.

You're not having a stroke, are you?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at December 09, 2019 10:40 PM (xkSJa)

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More likely many small strokes.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 09, 2019 10:43 PM (CAJOC)

256 Where are the weekly commenter stats?

Posted by: Surfperch, confident in his sockpuppetry skills at December 09, 2019 10:43 PM (tVQUs)

257 Courtesy causes more accidents than cellphones

Posted by: REDACTED

Dad drove a LOT of truck. His rule: "Turn on blinker, count 10, change lane."

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 09, 2019 10:44 PM (LOq4H)

258 the streets of San Francisco.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 09, 2019 10:36 PM (WI7YS)

One of them Quinn Martin Productions?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at December 09, 2019 10:44 PM (x8Wzq)

259 We taped one guy to an office chair, then strung him up on a 30' 'A' frame, designed to lift helicopter transmissions from helicopters.

Left him there for half an hour.

He turned into a decent Marine, after that.

Posted by: The Knave at December 09, 2019 10:44 PM (zPHMM)

260 Guess who wins this argument?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at December 09, 2019 10:42 PM (x8Wzq)

you're implying that you win some arguments

kant even

Posted by: REDACTED at December 09, 2019 10:44 PM (rpxSz)

261 >>Where are the weekly commenter stats?

Taking a little time off for some Self Love.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2019 10:45 PM (CjeDS)

262 239 Masterbation?

One word, and you spelled it wrong.

You're not having a stroke, are you?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at December 09, 2019 10:40 PM (xkSJa)

Nah, its when you have a Dominant Submissive relationship, with yerself.

Posted by: Don Q at December 09, 2019 10:45 PM (NgKpN)

263 The media is circling the wagons against Richard Jewell, kind of like they did when he was alive.

Posted by: kbdabear at December 09, 2019 10:45 PM (qAR6u)

264
Courtesy causes more accidents than cellphones

Accidents cause people.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 09, 2019 10:45 PM (HaL55)

265 My great great grandfather fought for the north in the Civil War, personally turned the tide of several battles with the battery he served in, and was wounded.

Al Green is on the hook to me. Pay up.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 09, 2019 10:08 PM (eoQWY)

Same here mine was listed as killed so he was promoted to Sergeant for his widow, he survived and ended the War as a Lt Col. the stuff the government has on him for his Pension is amazing,
We know he left Germany because he being the youngest was supposed to enter the Priesthood.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 09, 2019 10:45 PM (dKiJG)

266 Posted by: Tonypete at December 09, 2019 10:42 PM (Y4EXg)

Thanks, dear. I am going to see "Divine Mercy" movie tonight.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 09, 2019 10:46 PM (WI7YS)

267 Where are the weekly commenter stats?

Same as ever. I didn't post as much or sockpuppet as much as others but I was right more.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 09, 2019 10:46 PM (gd9RK)

268 you're implying that you win some arguments

kant even

Shhh, don't spoil it for him.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 09, 2019 10:46 PM (HaL55)

269 Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 09, 2019 10:45 PM (dKiJG)
* * * *

What an amazing story!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 09, 2019 10:46 PM (fNFgo)

270 White and German, eh?

Uh oh.

You know what that means.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 09, 2019 10:47 PM (5aX2M)

271 I'm hongry

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 09, 2019 10:47 PM (G546f)

272 >>>"Don't You Fucking Look At Me!"

I bet this will be screamed at Finish cabinet meetings followed by. Please pass the Midol

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 09, 2019 10:47 PM (aA3+G)

273 Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at December 09, 2019 10:42 PM (x8Wzq)

you're implying that you win some arguments

kant even
Posted by: REDACTED at December 09, 2019 10:44 PM (rpxSz)

Just the ones she says I won.

It's like that old saying goes: A perfect marriage is two imperfect people refusing to give up.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at December 09, 2019 10:47 PM (x8Wzq)

274 Accidents Will Happen.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 09, 2019 10:48 PM (P5U01)

275
Also... Shane is entertaining. I think I'd like him
Posted by: shibumi

========

I think it's Shane's creator who's entertaining.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at December 09, 2019 10:48 PM (T+bRs)

276 "You know what that means."

He might know the words to Edelweiss?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 09, 2019 10:48 PM (dX13I)

277 the farm that I grew up on in east TX is now underwater

literally

Posted by: REDACTED at December 09, 2019 10:48 PM (rpxSz)

278
I was horrified to have made the Top 10 list a couple of weeks ago.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 09, 2019 10:48 PM (7rVsF)

279 Thanks, dear. I am going to see "Divine Mercy" movie tonight.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

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Great! I think you will really enjoy it.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 09, 2019 10:49 PM (Y4EXg)

280 I was watching Thunder Road the other night.

Robert Mitchum was badass

Posted by: kbdabear at December 09, 2019 10:49 PM (qAR6u)

281 SE Cupp is an idiot.

That is all.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 09, 2019 10:49 PM (XVuno)

282 Ivory soap? My mother used Fels Naptha.

Posted by: Nancy at 7000 ft at December 09, 2019 10:49 PM (0tmoY)

283 256 Where are the weekly commenter stats?

Certain hamsters have been under the weather

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 09, 2019 10:50 PM (aA3+G)

284 He might know the words to Edelweiss?
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 09, 2019 10:48 PM (dX13I)

Lord, I forgot about the Edelweiss scandal.

The American press are laughably stupid, amazingly uneducated people. Seriously unfit for purpose.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 09, 2019 10:50 PM (5aX2M)

285 "Texas is experiencing growth in their urban centers. However the rural population continues to decrease."

This is good news for me, and the county I want to live in has lost half it's population the last several decades. Even better!

Evening all.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 09, 2019 10:50 PM (K3zSe)

286 I was horrified to have made the Top 10 list a couple of weeks ago.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

I never make it onto The List
*sulks*

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 09, 2019 10:50 PM (G546f)

287 Cute/funny animals photos of the day. Kitty in Christmas tree not too happy. I may be mean. I laughed

https://tinyurl.com/vpphuf7

Good night all!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 09, 2019 10:50 PM (WI7YS)

288 Nite Fen. Enjoy your movie.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 09, 2019 10:51 PM (6VvF+)

289 I was horrified to have made the Top 10 list a couple of weeks ago.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 09, 2019 10:48 PM (7rVsF)

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You get used to it, and you adjust your self-esteem accordingly.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 09, 2019 10:51 PM (XVuno)

290 Unfit for purpose, and unfit for consuming oxygen.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 09, 2019 10:51 PM (dX13I)

291 apparently the largest trebuchet built was named WarWolf

if you had a trebuchet, what would you name it?
and what would you use it for?
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 09, 2019 10:24 PM (G546f)

"Trump Tower". I would use it to bombard the capitol building with the carcasses of diseased unguents and the occasional head of a leaker.

Posted by: Kazi at December 09, 2019 10:51 PM (0x00j)

292 Edward the Longshanks had his army build Warwolf the trebuchet. It was so large, that Stirling castle asked to surrender. He would not accept until he had seen it work.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 09, 2019 10:51 PM (LxTcq)

293 "Greta Beetles?"

Hmm. Pyrethrins or Neem?

Posted by: JQ at December 09, 2019 10:51 PM (gP/Z3)

294 SE Cupp is an idiot.

That is all.

------

With a chin you could use to break rocks. Seriously, it's like half her face. It's really weird.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 09, 2019 10:51 PM (5aX2M)

295 Nite Fen. Enjoy your movie.

Fen's drunk. She's not going to a movie tonight. It's 23:00 in New Jersey.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 09, 2019 10:52 PM (gd9RK)

296 Lol at Eagles. Not a good possession.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 09, 2019 10:52 PM (P5U01)

297 I never make it onto The List

*sulks*

Since '07, I think I've made The List exactly twice.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 09, 2019 10:52 PM (HaL55)

298 >>>274 Accidents Will Happen.

No shit
Posted by: Chelsea Clinton

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 09, 2019 10:52 PM (aA3+G)

299 Sugartits Cupp must have been drunk-tweeting again. If you see her tweeting on a Saturday night she's usually hitting the bottle pretty hard.

Posted by: kbdabear at December 09, 2019 10:52 PM (qAR6u)

300 281 SE Cupp is an idiot.

That is all.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)

and her cans don't match

Posted by: REDACTED at December 09, 2019 10:52 PM (rpxSz)

301 Hmmm... what happens when you hit a bump, the laser gets jostled and shoots you right in the eyeball?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 09, 2019 10:53 PM (r+sAi)

302 133 All I'd do with SE Cupp is toss her in the stocks and hurl rotten produce at her.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 09, 2019 10:18 PM (5aX2M)

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She's in stocks?

What a tragic failure of imagination.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 09, 2019 10:53 PM (XVuno)

303 Kazi, we're not worthy...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 09, 2019 10:53 PM (dX13I)

304 The best thing about "taking some time off for self love," aka "syphoning the python"?

You don't have to look your best.

Posted by: mnw at December 09, 2019 10:53 PM (Cssks)

305 the farm that I grew up on in east TX is now underwater

literally

Posted by: REDACTED at December 09, 2019 10:48 PM (rpxSz)

Are you a man of constant sorrow?

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 09, 2019 10:54 PM (q1Pj5)

306
Her Majesty has left me. She's off to Orlando for the week to attend the AKC Delegates meeting as well as breed seminars. I, who never go anywhere, is left with the 12 idiots.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 09, 2019 10:54 PM (7rVsF)

307
Any laser powerful enough to melt ice or evaporate water is powerful enough to burn a hole in your retina.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 09, 2019 10:54 PM (t5m5e)

308 Posted by: REDACTED at December 09, 2019 10:48 PM (rpxSz)

Talk to the folks of Devils Lake ND

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 09, 2019 10:55 PM (aA3+G)

309 I might have a trebuchet called Town Crier
I'd use it to fling journolistas to new and exciting places

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 09, 2019 10:55 PM (G546f)

310 With a chin you could use to break rocks. Seriously, it's like half her face. It's really weird.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 09, 2019 10:51 PM (5aX2M)

She reminds me of Robert Zdar from Tango and Cash.

Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at December 09, 2019 10:55 PM (DjiZK)

311 Are you a man of constant sorrow?
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 09, 2019 10:54 PM (q1Pj5)

only when I'm sober

Posted by: REDACTED at December 09, 2019 10:56 PM (rpxSz)

312 " aka "syphoning the python"?

Shaking hands with the unemployed.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 09, 2019 10:56 PM (6VvF+)

313 I predict that at the time Sugartits Cupp's son hits draft age she'll suddenly become anti-war.

Unless he's got ironclad deferments. Then everybody else's sons have to die to save the Syrian or Kurdish or Iraqi children.

Posted by: kbdabear at December 09, 2019 10:56 PM (qAR6u)

314 OK that settles it. Pope Frankie is Nancy Pelosi's Pope. they share the same idea about open borders while remaining protected behind walls themselves. But he's not my Pope.

Posted by: vivi at December 09, 2019 10:56 PM (11H2y)

315 Wonder when & why Cupp switched sides? I didn't know that she had until tonight.

Posted by: mnw at December 09, 2019 10:56 PM (Cssks)

316 Hmmm... what happens when you hit a bump, the laser gets jostled and shoots you right in the eyeball?

You crash into the back of the special needs bus that was inexplicably carrying extra gasoline in the compartment and a dozen children burn horribly and it's your fault.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 09, 2019 10:56 PM (gd9RK)

317 Is sugartits from Smokey and the Bandit?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 09, 2019 10:56 PM (+fTAB)

318 I, who never go anywhere, is left with the 12 idiots.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 09, 2019 10:54 PM (7rVsF)

sounds like the premise for a fun holiday comedy movie

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 09, 2019 10:56 PM (G546f)

319 She reminds me of Robert Zdar from Tango and Cash.
Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at December 09, 2019 10:55 PM (DjiZK)

Heh.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 09, 2019 10:57 PM (5aX2M)

320
I wonder if Shane has any good come back for those signs.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at December 09, 2019 10:41 PM (e1mEI)

I'm pretty sure that Shane is WRITING those signs...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 09, 2019 10:57 PM (eXA4G)

321 The supply of chins is finite. We can't seem to import enough to meet demand.
Pac Rim is tooling up for more.

Posted by: klaftern at December 09, 2019 10:57 PM (RuIsu)

322 "Shaking hands with the unemployed."

Schiffing

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 09, 2019 10:57 PM (dX13I)

323 It's good that idiot asshole godless fruitcakes like SE Cupp have already accepted Trump is a lock for his second term. They're already talking about his third!!!!

Posted by: ... at December 09, 2019 10:58 PM (uEbPt)

324 isn't there a superhero known as The Chin?

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 09, 2019 10:58 PM (G546f)

325 Bummer.... they're doing a dry run tonight for the light shows that start here Friday, and the only thing not working is the star at the top of the big Christmas tree.

A 60 foot tall Christmas tree.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 09, 2019 10:58 PM (K3zSe)

326 "Phoning the Czar."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 09, 2019 10:58 PM (HaL55)

327 Are there any pretty parts of Texas?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 09, 2019 10:59 PM (VqhL9)

328 Rotten Tomatoes rated Richard Jewell 80+% last I saw, this very morning. So the media types who are going against it at this point have to be on some serious soy.

Posted by: Emperor Henry IV at December 09, 2019 10:59 PM (ykYG2)

329 /soq

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 09, 2019 10:59 PM (ykYG2)

330 So Shane is employee of the year.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 09, 2019 11:00 PM (VqhL9)

331 ..I, who never go anywhere, is left with the 12 idiots.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 09, 2019 10:54 PM (7rVsF)

Congressional Sub-Committee?

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 09, 2019 11:00 PM (QzJWU)

332 OK Hordelings, it's bedtime for Bonzo.

Y'all try to behave. Pray.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 09, 2019 11:00 PM (HaL55)

333 any pretty parts of Texas?

Dalhart or Texline or Dumas... viewed from the rear view mirror, on the way north.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 09, 2019 11:00 PM (ykYG2)

334 327 Are there any pretty parts of Texas?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 09, 2019 10:59 PM (VqhL9)

the fish tacos are extremely attractive

Posted by: REDACTED at December 09, 2019 11:01 PM (rpxSz)

335 Oh my goodness, just saw where the lawfare guy had Nadler gavel down a repub. Nice to know who's really running the show.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 09, 2019 11:01 PM (LOq4H)

336 there any pretty parts of Texas?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 09, 2019 10:59 PM (VqhL9)

Parts in the rear view mirror as I was crossing the panhandle

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 09, 2019 11:01 PM (aA3+G)

337 Wonder when & why Cupp switched sides? I didn't know that she had until tonight.
Posted by: mnw at December 09, 2019 10:56 PM (Cssks)

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Typical ConservaTHOT. Likely always was a Lefty, but saw more room for advancement among what ace calls the "thirsty beta orbiters" in the Conservative Media Ecosystem™.

Seriously, those sad old men will beat a path for any young doofus in a tight skirt. There's a lot of those chicks, and most of them have gone NeverTrump.

Paycheck conservatives, but dumber.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 09, 2019 11:01 PM (5aX2M)

338 She reminds me of Robert Zdar from Tango and Cash.
Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at December 09, 2019 10:55 PM (DjiZK)

And Samurai Cop, of course...

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at December 09, 2019 11:01 PM (x8Wzq)

339 Dalhart or Texline or Dumas... viewed from the rear view mirror, on the way north.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 09, 2019 11:00 PM (ykYG2)

So like Amarillo?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 09, 2019 11:02 PM (VqhL9)

340 No state income tax is hot.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 09, 2019 11:02 PM (P5U01)

341 Are there any pretty parts of Texas?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 09, 2019 10:59 PM (VqhL9)

Yes, but a lot of Silicone.

Actually I like Texas, except July and August.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 09, 2019 11:02 PM (Rz2Nc)

342 Wonder when & why Cupp switched sides? I didn't know that she had until tonight.
Posted by: mnw at December 09, 2019 10:56 PM (Cssks)
* * * *

Not sure. When she switched was about the time I learned that she plays for the other team. IYKWIM. Maybe that had something to do with it.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 09, 2019 11:02 PM (fNFgo)

343 Are you a man of constant sorrow?
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 09, 2019 10:54 PM (q1Pj5)

I've seen trouble all my days.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 11:02 PM (NWiLs)

344 ..Are there any pretty parts of Texas?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 09, 2019 10:59 PM (VqhL9)

None. None whatsoever. And I'm sure you would find the women to be not to your .. tastes, either.

Best you find some more Cannibal Friendly state. Might I suggest New Jersey?

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston,TX

Posted by: Jim at December 09, 2019 11:03 PM (QzJWU)

345 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 09, 2019 10:54 PM (7rVsF)

Sainthood and she owes you

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 09, 2019 11:03 PM (aA3+G)

346 Parts in the rear view mirror as I was crossing the panhandle
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 09, 2019 11:01 PM (aA3+G)

Sounds like a Mac Davis song.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at December 09, 2019 11:03 PM (x8Wzq)

347 Great, The Rise of Skywanker commercials in between Booger's nuggets. Over under on quality wrt The Fronthole Awakens?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 09, 2019 11:03 PM (dX13I)

348 244 So Thursday morning last week I posted in the Morning Report comments that the FBI raids will start with the release of the IG report. I think some took it I was serious (I'm not sure how).

Anyway sorry for the confusion.

Posted by: MAGA at December 09, 2019 10:41 PM (E+oV2)

I think it's obvious only right wingers will get the future fed raids.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 09, 2019 11:04 PM (8dCIx)

349 I watched the trailer today for "1917." Looked AWFUL, but might be worthwhile for the historical re-creation. I suspect the audience will go away humming the cinematography.

Posted by: mnw at December 09, 2019 11:04 PM (Cssks)

350 Thank you, MisHum, for the ONT.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 09, 2019 11:04 PM (l9m7l)

351 William the Conqueror 's eldest son Robert was called fat legs and curt hose (short pants)

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 09, 2019 11:05 PM (G546f)

352 Srsly, Hill Country in central TX is pretty-ish. Especially at dawn in the late autumn.
Badlands between Amarillo and Dumas have their points.
Northeast Texas pine woods are okay.

But I get all of this scenery in Larimer County, and that's not even the mountains.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 09, 2019 11:05 PM (ykYG2)

353 Are there any pretty parts of Texas?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 09, 2019 10:59 PM (VqhL9)
* * * *

The Texas Hill Country. And certain portions of far west Texas, the ones with mountains.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 09, 2019 11:05 PM (fNFgo)

354 339 Dalhart or Texline or Dumas... viewed from the rear view mirror, on the way north.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 09, 2019 11:00 PM (ykYG2)

ripped through there many times on my way to Red River NM

but no, never tried to eat the 72 oz steak

Posted by: REDACTED at December 09, 2019 11:06 PM (rpxSz)

355 there's really a place called The Firth of Forth

that cracks me up

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 09, 2019 10:40 PM

Some of ancestors are from the north side of the Firth of Forth, around Kirkcaldy.

Posted by: Bert G at December 09, 2019 11:06 PM (OMsf+)

356 of my ancestors...

Posted by: Bert G at December 09, 2019 11:06 PM (OMsf+)

357 Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston,TX
Posted by: Jim at December 09, 2019 11:03 PM (QzJWU)

Secaucus New Jersey. Ahhhh the smell...and I mean ten women.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 09, 2019 11:06 PM (VqhL9)

358 MH,, I drove that once. I-40, I think. It was the old Route 66?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 09, 2019 11:07 PM (P5U01)

359 347 Great, The Rise of Skywanker commercials in between Booger's nuggets. Over under on quality wrt The Fronthole Awakens?
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 09, 2019 11:03 PM (dX13I)

It's going to suck Bantha balls.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 11:07 PM (NWiLs)

360 The women. Damn.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 09, 2019 11:07 PM (VqhL9)

361 327 Are there any pretty parts of Texas?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 09, 2019 10:59 PM (VqhL9)

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Yeah but they're all in Colorado.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 09, 2019 11:07 PM (XVuno)

362 338 She reminds me of Robert Zdar from Tango and Cash.
Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at December 09, 2019 10:55 PM (DjiZK)

And Samurai Cop, of course...
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at December 09, 2019 11:01 PM (x8Wzq)

But of course, as well as Maniac Cop. I see a theme

Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at December 09, 2019 11:07 PM (DjiZK)

363 TSO is an awesome show!

I know the guy that does their staging and lighting. Complete coked up asshole. Their shows are huge and complex, but they don't spend the money on a top rate crew. Consequently, there have been some horrific injuries to the local crews over the years. FYI... TSO used to be a band called Savatage who remarketed for the holiday season. It seems to have worked out for them.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at December 09, 2019 11:08 PM (bFkYZ)

364 Logging out
♠❚❙❙❘❘❘

Posted by: mindful webworker - click at your own ricks at December 09, 2019 11:08 PM (ECLlc)

365 Bert G, if I'm ever early on a thread I'm gonna comment Firth!
then
of Forth!

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 09, 2019 11:08 PM (G546f)

366 Later mindful

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 09, 2019 11:09 PM (5aX2M)

367 The Texas Hill Country. And certain portions of far west Texas, the ones with mountains.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 09, 2019 11:05 PM (fNFgo)

Love that area too, although "hill" is a relative term. Also the area north of there a bit, west of Waco and Austin.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 09, 2019 11:09 PM (K3zSe)

368 I hope we get this impeachment shit settled soon so Roger, Mike, and Paul can get pardoned, and actual treasonous fuckers Johnny, Jimmy, Petey, Andy, Gummy, Nellie, Brucie, and Glenn get the greybar motel. White hot rage am I filled with.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 09, 2019 11:10 PM (dX13I)

369 Is SE Cupp a shark of the carpets ?

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 09, 2019 11:10 PM (WF/xn)

370 Love that area too, although "hill" is a relative term. Also the area north of there a bit, west of Waco and Austin.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 09, 2019 11:09 PM (K3zSe)

Lampasis area, beautiful

Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at December 09, 2019 11:10 PM (DjiZK)

371 It's clear Cupp was just following the money all along. I used to enjoy her on Red Eye but her outspoken atheism raised my hackles at the time even though she professed respect for Christians.

Posted by: ... at December 09, 2019 11:11 PM (uEbPt)

372 Bantha balls, that's some funky cold medina!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 09, 2019 11:11 PM (dX13I)

373 The Texas Hill Country. And certain portions of far west Texas, the ones with mountains.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 09, 2019 11:05 PM (fNFgo)

I was actually curious. Wasn't trying to get Texas morons annoyed. Because I've only seen it from the highways.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 09, 2019 11:11 PM (VqhL9)

374 Love that area too, although "hill" is a relative term. Also the area north of there a bit, west of Waco and Austin.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 09, 2019 11:09 PM (K3zSe)

Lampasis area, beautiful
Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at December 09, 2019 11:10 PM (DjiZK)

Agreed.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 09, 2019 11:12 PM (K3zSe)

375 Lol, tie game.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 09, 2019 11:12 PM (P5U01)

376 Savatage who remarketed for the holiday season. It seems to have worked out for them.
Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at December 09, 2019 11:08 PM (bFkYZ)

Savatage was never the same after guitarist Criss Oliva was killed by a drunk driver in Florida in 1995. His wife was horribly injured and passed some years later. Brother Jon Oliva was devastated. and the band moved on to help form TSO.

I was a yuge Savatage fan. Criss was one of the best metal guitarists ever.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at December 09, 2019 11:12 PM (x8Wzq)

377 327 Are there any pretty parts of Texas?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 09, 2019 10:59 PM (VqhL9)

I've heard that the Hill Country west of Austin is gorgeous, and the Gulf Coast around Padre Island, but I've never been there.

I crossed Texas from Texarkana to El Paso in 1988, then across the Panhandle on I-40 in 1995. I don't remember any parts that I'd call "pretty". From Abilene to El Paso it's better to cross at night because you're not missing anything. Still better than southern New Mexico across I-10.

Posted by: kbdabear at December 09, 2019 11:12 PM (qAR6u)

378 I was in Groom, TX once. It made quite an impression, & I've never forgotten it. I felt I had found the End of Every Sensation... except desolation.

LBJ's press secretary claimed she was from Resume Speed, TX... because that's what the sign said.

Posted by: mnw at December 09, 2019 11:13 PM (Cssks)

379 Savatage's Gutter Ballet is an awesome song

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 09, 2019 11:13 PM (dX13I)

380 Bert G, if I'm ever early on a thread I'm gonna comment Firth!

then

of Forth!

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 09, 2019 11:08 PM

May the Firth of Forth be With You!

Posted by: Bert G at December 09, 2019 11:14 PM (OMsf+)

381 Hank Jr. and Little Texas wrote songs about how ugly Texas women are. So stay away!

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 09, 2019 11:14 PM (q1Pj5)

382 Savatage's Gutter Ballet is an awesome song
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 09, 2019 11:13 PM (dX13I)

Indeed. the whole fucking album is awesome.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at December 09, 2019 11:14 PM (x8Wzq)

383 kbdabear : try driving northern New Mexico in winter. you are on Mars.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 09, 2019 11:14 PM (ykYG2)

384 I made the top # of comments list once... while I was convalescing from surgery 10 years ago. Used to be on the sock list all the time but that's when the top number (not the bottom) was 30.

Posted by: ... at December 09, 2019 11:15 PM (uEbPt)

385 I haven't been to the Big Bend area of TX, but I've seen some really pretty pictures of it

Posted by: kbdabear at December 09, 2019 11:15 PM (qAR6u)

386 I was actually curious. Wasn't trying to get Texas morons annoyed. Because I've only seen it from the highways.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 09, 2019 11:11 PM (VqhL9)
* * * *

Used to live near New Braunfels, which is Hill Country. But the coastal areas are pretty as well, in their own way. Texas is like five different geographies mashed together: shore, hills, mountains (the Rockies), plains and piney woods.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 09, 2019 11:15 PM (fNFgo)

387 Still better than southern New Mexico across I-10.

Posted by: kbdabear at December 09, 2019 11:12 PM (qAR6u)

Oh man I did southern NM a couple times. Whoa. And sounds like the area of Texas i crossed too. Flat. Oil wells. Nada mas.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 09, 2019 11:15 PM (VqhL9)

388 See, I've always preferred the sage brushy parts the best, channeled scablands, Wyo. Mont. Texas etc. Just seems to have a certain beauty to me.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 09, 2019 11:15 PM (LOq4H)

389 I always wondered what was up with the name. What do they have to do with the Russian rail line? Is that where they first toured?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 09, 2019 11:15 PM (5aX2M)

390 I thought William the Conqueror's oldest son was named William. His nickname was Rufus.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 09, 2019 11:16 PM (XVuno)

391 358 MH,, I drove that once. I-40, I think. It was the old Route 66?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 09, 2019 11:07 PM (P5U01)

I drove it about 5 years ago, people were pleasant and service good. But not my idea of beautiful country. To each their own, I'm sure plenty would find our woods & water not beautiful as well

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 09, 2019 11:16 PM (aA3+G)

392 I hear some of them Texas cowboys are purty

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 09, 2019 11:16 PM (G546f)

393 I've also driven southeastern CA in summer, through El Centro. That's more like Venus. Only less livable

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 09, 2019 11:17 PM (ykYG2)

394 Lifelong Virginian, but I've been to the Southwest enough to love it. Maybe someday.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 09, 2019 11:17 PM (dX13I)

395 384 I made the top # of comments list once... while I was convalescing from surgery 10 years ago. Used to be on the sock list all the time but that's when the top number (not the bottom) was 30.

Posted by: ... at December 09, 2019 11:15 PM (uEbPt)

Yep. I made it after I had both knees replaced. In my defense I was chowing morphine tabs like jelly beans.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 09, 2019 11:17 PM (VqhL9)

396 the prettiest part of TX are the people

might have changed but when I was growing up there and traveled a lot

always wanted to get home to the friendliest people anywhere

I really miss it but it's probably gone now

Posted by: REDACTED at December 09, 2019 11:17 PM (rpxSz)

397 388 See, I've always preferred the sage brushy parts the best, channeled scablands, Wyo. Mont. Texas etc. Just seems to have a certain beauty to me.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 09, 2019 11:15 PM (LOq4H)

Yakima?

Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at December 09, 2019 11:18 PM (DjiZK)

398 William Rufus... accidentally killed in a bow & arrow accident. That was the authorized version, anyway.

Posted by: mnw at December 09, 2019 11:18 PM (Cssks)

399 Yep. I made it after I had both knees replaced. In my defense I was chowing morphine tabs like jelly beans.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 09, 2019 11:17 PM (VqhL9)

LOL I don't even remember my week. But I do think I made #1. Not my proudest moment.

Posted by: ... at December 09, 2019 11:19 PM (uEbPt)

400 Oops. My bad. Per wikipedia Rufus was the third son of William, not the first.

*sulks in corner*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 09, 2019 11:20 PM (XVuno)

401 I drove it about 5 years ago, people were pleasant and service good. But not my idea of beautiful country. To each their own, I'm sure plenty would find our woods & water not beautiful as well
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 09, 2019 11:16 PM (aA3+G)
* * * *

The part of I-40 I've been on (Amarillo to Flagstaff) has nothing going for it except the mountains near Albuquerque and Flagstaff. Lots of vast miles in between those two scenic areas.

I would have to question the sanity of anyone who did not find your woods and water beautiful, Mis Hum.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 09, 2019 11:20 PM (fNFgo)

402 Wonder when why Cupp switched sides? I didn't know that she had until tonight.

Posted by: mnw at December 09, 2019 10:56 PM (Cssks)

She's a whore. Fun and profit while siding with the commies.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 09, 2019 11:20 PM (9Om/r)

403 Yakima?

Posted by: Quilters Irish Death

Love that area! And east to the Tri Cities, south to the Columbia.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 09, 2019 11:20 PM (LOq4H)

404 Je suis parti.

Posted by: mnw at December 09, 2019 11:20 PM (Cssks)

405
LOL I don't even remember my week. But I do think I made #1. Not my proudest moment.

Posted by: ... at December 09, 2019 11:19 PM (uEbPt)

Yep. I vowed never again. Lol!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 09, 2019 11:20 PM (VqhL9)

406 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 09, 2019 11:20 PM (XV

But you tried, so your effort saves you from the corner

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 09, 2019 11:21 PM (aA3+G)

407 I really liked the Hill Country of TX last year. Heading down again in March for recon in eastern Tx.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 09, 2019 11:21 PM (Y4EXg)

408 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 09, 2019 11:20 PM (XV

But you tried, so your effort saves you from the corner
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 09, 2019 11:21 PM (aA3+G)

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Thanks. I'll add this to the Participation Awards in my trophy case.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 09, 2019 11:22 PM (XVuno)

409 JS likes leaving TX on 7/4

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 09, 2019 11:22 PM (PUmDY)

410 But is it like the taste of human flesh, Bob? Hard to resist, I'm sure...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 09, 2019 11:22 PM (dX13I)

411 always wanted to get home to the friendliest people anywhere

I really miss it but it's probably gone now
Posted by: REDACTED at December 09, 2019 11:

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That's what I loved about CO, and it's still true in the rural areas. My county had a large influx of Texans because they like the San Luis Valley. They fit right in (aside from the psychopathic driving habits).

But in the Front Range, the Californians utterly destroyed the hyper-friendly Coloradan environment. Just like any other West Coast city full of douches, now.

And the natives in the Metro have become grouchier as a follow-on effect.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 09, 2019 11:22 PM (5aX2M)

412 Love that area! And east to the Tri Cities, south to the Columbia.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 09, 2019 11:20 PM (LOq4H)

Ya grew up fishing at the Pot Holes / Vantage.

Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at December 09, 2019 11:22 PM (DjiZK)

413 Savatage's Gutter Ballet is an awesome song

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 09, 2019 11:13 PM (dX13I)

Indeed. the whole fucking album is awesome.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at December 09, 2019 11:14 PM (x8Wzq)

The unholy is a killer tune.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 09, 2019 11:23 PM (9Om/r)

414 i will never get on the top 10 lists: my internet is satellite, and my hash seems to change daily, if not more often.

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 09, 2019 11:23 PM (NYIfp)

415 Posted by: Tonypete at December 09, 2019 11:21 PM (Y4EXg)

Hey TP, Did you see my comment on how delicious your bread recipe was? Excellent.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 09, 2019 11:23 PM (VqhL9)

416 Still better than southern New Mexico across I-10.

Having lived in New Mexico I felt compelled to argue against this, but, no, you're right.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at December 09, 2019 11:24 PM (xkSJa)

417 Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 09, 2019 11:20 PM (fNFgo)

I've driven that i40 stretch across NM ugh

Thanks for your kind words on northern WI

We got another 8" of powder today.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 09, 2019 11:24 PM (aA3+G)

418 414 i will never get on the top 10 lists: my internet is satellite, and my hash seems to change daily, if not more often.
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 09, 2019 11:23 PM (NYIfp)

---------

You'll never excel if you keep making excuses for your failures.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 09, 2019 11:24 PM (XVuno)

419 always wanted to get home to the friendliest people anywhere

I really miss it but it's probably gone now
Posted by: REDACTED at December 09, 2019 11:17 PM (rpxSz)

Nope. Not at all. Still there.

Every time I go out in the boonies and talk to people, I just wish I could move there right now. My daughter even commented on it last time she was here.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 09, 2019 11:24 PM (K3zSe)

420 Robert gets passed over for William
William is "accidentally" shot huntung
Henry takes the throne
Robert and Henry go to war, Henry wins and puts Robert in prison for the rest of his life

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 09, 2019 11:25 PM (G546f)

421 410 But is it like the taste of human flesh, Bob? Hard to resist, I'm sure...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 09, 2019 11:22 PM (dX13I)

Lol. Sometimes there's a yearning.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 09, 2019 11:25 PM (VqhL9)

422 redc, Sprint does the same to me

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 09, 2019 11:25 PM (dX13I)

423 Hey TP, Did you see my comment on how delicious your bread recipe was? Excellent.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob

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Oh, thanks Cannibal Bob! Glad you and the delightful H. enjoyed it. Thanks for pointing out the recipe hiccup.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 09, 2019 11:25 PM (Y4EXg)

424 I40 goes through Albuquerque. Nice ride through there.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 09, 2019 11:26 PM (PUmDY)

425 And I forgot to mention Mark Herring is an utter piece of shit.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 09, 2019 11:26 PM (dX13I)

426 The black Friday ammo purchases are starting to arrive.

That is all.

Posted by: Beartooth at December 09, 2019 11:26 PM (Mki/r)

427 424 I40 goes through Albuquerque. Nice ride through there.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 09, 2019 11:26 PM (PUmDY)

Does it take a Left turn?

Posted by: Bugs Bunny at December 09, 2019 11:27 PM (NgKpN)

428 We got another 8" of powder today.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

I'm listening and making travel plans.

Posted by: Hunter B at December 09, 2019 11:27 PM (LOq4H)

429
Oh, thanks Cannibal Bob! Glad you and the delightful H. enjoyed it. Thanks for pointing out the recipe hiccup.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 09, 2019 11:25 PM (Y4EXg)

No worries. We need to use kosher next time but man, it's gonna be my go to. Yum.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 09, 2019 11:27 PM (VqhL9)

430 We got another 8" of powder today.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 09, 2019 11:24 PM (aA3+G)
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Part of that famous Lake Superior snow belt? (grin) At least it is better than sleet!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 09, 2019 11:28 PM (fNFgo)

431 And I forgot to mention Mark Herring is an utter piece of shit.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 09, 2019 11:26 PM (dX13I)

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Nah, he just smells that way.

It's what he uses for his blackface.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 09, 2019 11:28 PM (5aX2M)

432 >>>>Thanks. I'll add this to the Participation Awards in my trophy case.

Glad I could help

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 09, 2019 11:28 PM (aA3+G)

433 We got another 8" of powder today.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

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Say hello to my leetle friend.

Posted by: Scarface at December 09, 2019 11:28 PM (XVuno)

434 But in the Front Range, the Californians utterly destroyed the hyper-friendly Coloradan environment. Just like any other West Coast city full of douches, now.

And the natives in the Metro have become grouchier as a follow-on effect.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 09, 2019 11:22 PM (5aX2M)

Yup, watched it happen.

Like, Breckenridge used to be a cool little ski town. Lots of good bars and a Western vibe.

Now? Its art galleries, and very little live music.

Posted by: Bugs Bunny at December 09, 2019 11:29 PM (NgKpN)

435 Does it take a Left turn?
Posted by: Bugs Bunny

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Yes! But first you pass Anaheim, Azusa and Cuuuuucamonga!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 09, 2019 11:29 PM (Y4EXg)

436 427 424 I40 goes through Albuquerque. Nice ride through there.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 09, 2019 11:26 PM (PUmDY)

Does it take a Left turn?

Posted by: Bugs Bunny at December 09, 2019 11:27 PM (NgKpN)

I miss that damn hard left all the time.

Posted by: Wiley Coyote at December 09, 2019 11:29 PM (VqhL9)

437 Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 09, 2019 11:28 PM (fNFgo)

Honestly we had freezing drizzle yesterday
Remove the snow tonight and we were skating on our sidewalk & driveway

Snow over ice anyday

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 09, 2019 11:29 PM (aA3+G)

438 There is a hill in Albuquerque.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 09, 2019 11:30 PM (PUmDY)

439 Savatage's Gutter Ballet is an awesome song

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 09, 2019 11:13 PM (dX13I)

Indeed. the whole fucking album is awesome.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at December 09, 2019 11:14 PM (x8Wzq)

The unholy is a killer tune.
Posted by: Berserker
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I have this sense that all of you ^ belong to some strange generation, of which I have no knowledge.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 09, 2019 11:30 PM (yY5sN)

440 I wouldn't hire Shane, but I'd have a beer with him.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 09, 2019 11:30 PM (I99aF)

441 There is a hill in Albuquerque.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 09, 2019 11:30 PM (PUmDY)
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... called Sandia ...

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 09, 2019 11:31 PM (fNFgo)

442 Heh. So 'Greta Beetle' mightily resembles Plankton of 'Sponge Bob'?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at December 09, 2019 11:31 PM (Vy7tf)

443 I have this sense that all of you ^ belong to some strange generation, of which I have no knowledge.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 09, 2019 11:30 PM (yY5sN)

This. I'm lost.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 09, 2019 11:31 PM (VqhL9)

444 Mike Hammer, who you calling old?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 09, 2019 11:32 PM (zo4+n)

445 293 "Greta Beetles?"

Hmm. Pyrethrins or Neem?
Posted by: JQ at December 09, 2019 10:51 PM (gP/Z3

Get in muh belly, beottch!

Posted by: Mister Toad at December 09, 2019 11:32 PM (Vy7tf)

446 There is a hill in Albuquerque.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie
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A Tree Grows in Brooklyn

Posted by: Betty Smith at December 09, 2019 11:33 PM (yY5sN)

447 Ok all. I'll never get through War and Peace at this rate.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 09, 2019 11:33 PM (VqhL9)

448 Mike Hammer, who you calling old?
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings
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I may have taken the occasional, good-natured cheap shot at Vic...

Posted by: Betty Smith at December 09, 2019 11:35 PM (yY5sN)

449 Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 09, 2019 11:33 PM (VqhL9)

Cliff Notes for the win

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 09, 2019 11:35 PM (aA3+G)

450 Is there any chance of NM flipping in 20?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 09, 2019 11:35 PM (PUmDY)

451 Ooops. /Betty Smith

Posted by: Betty Smith at December 09, 2019 11:35 PM (yY5sN)

452 Honestly we had freezing drizzle yesterday
Remove the snow tonight and we were skating on our sidewalk & driveway

Snow over ice anyday
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 09, 2019 11:29 PM (aA3+G)
* * * *

Yikes!

I agree. Snow I can handle. Ice is a crap shoot.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 09, 2019 11:35 PM (fNFgo)

453 450 Is there any chance of NM flipping in 20?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 09, 2019 11:35 PM (PUmDY)

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Only if all the Marines stand in one side of it.

Posted by: Rep. Hank "Hank" Johnson, (D)umbass at December 09, 2019 11:36 PM (XVuno)

454 Hmm. Maybe this time /Smith

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 09, 2019 11:36 PM (61e6C)

455 412 Love that area! And east to the Tri Cities, south to the Columbia.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 09, 2019 11:20 PM (LOq4H)

Ya grew up fishing at the Pot Holes / Vantage.
Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at December 09, 2019 11:22 PM (DjiZK)

Each year during my teen years were spent hunting ducks and pheasants in the Potholes, on the Winchester Wasteway. Some of my best memories of my life.

I really have to thank my late dad for working a hard, physical 60 hour week, getting home, the truck loaded with gear and food, and then hit the road for the 3 hour drive. We would sleep a couple of hours and then be walking for miles to the blind area or walking the potholes with the dog to find the ducks in hiding.

I don't know where he found the energy.

*sniff*

I still miss my dad, who passed late 2011.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 09, 2019 11:37 PM (sy5kK)

456 Yud, if the VA GOP wasn't special ed, they'd have swept out the top 3 dem assholes and set shit straight: Dr. Coonman Babykiller Northam, "Just the Tip" Fairfax, and Mark "Red" Herring. Fuckers all.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 09, 2019 11:37 PM (zo4+n)

457 Is there any chance of NM flipping in 20?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 09, 2019 11:35 PM (PUmDY)

Probably not, maybe Minnesota.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 09, 2019 11:37 PM (Rz2Nc)

458 There is a hill in Albuquerque.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 09, 2019 11:30 PM (PUmDY)

* * * *

... called Sandia ...

Why am I suddenly craving watermelon?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at December 09, 2019 11:38 PM (xkSJa)

459 Now? Its art galleries, and very little live music.
Posted by: Bugs Bunny at December 09, 2019 11:29 PM (NgKpN)

Jumpin' Jay-zus, Breck got fuuuuucked up. And look at what happened to ALL the industrial rezoning in Denver... all the places that used to employ normals, along i-25, around Santa Fe and Federal off 6th, up north on Larimer and in Five Points, etc. - it's all freaking art galleries and design studios and hipster restaurants and shoddy, super expensive apartment blocks for the new transplants.

I mean, Logan and Dakota and Tessie and Decker and Bronwyn need a place to live and park their FJ Cruisers and Xterras, and it makes sense for the city to remove all the industrial areas for their developer buddies and their juicy kickbacks

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 09, 2019 11:38 PM (5aX2M)

460 Louisville doesn't get snow/ice often, but due to Ups, they kill it.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 09, 2019 11:38 PM (PUmDY)

461 Ok all. I'll never get through War and Peace at this rate.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob

I went on a "I'm gonna read all the classics" kick a few years back. How some of that dreck made it to classic status is beyond me.

Posted by: Hunter B at December 09, 2019 11:39 PM (LOq4H)

462 Is there any chance of NM flipping in 20?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 09, 2019 11:35 PM (PUmDY)
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I heard that rumor (or wish casting) but doubt it. The state pays out more in benefits than it collects in taxes, which would argue against a flip to red anytime soon. And they just elected a Demonrat governor.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 09, 2019 11:39 PM (fNFgo)

463 What's up you morons? It's my only day off in a week so I've been busier than hell and I can't read through all this crap.

J is still sick so I'm trying to catch up around here got a load of laundry done. Also Corral the dishes and got them handled. Fix myself a strip steak then I got on sale. What's a little blue cheese on top and some sauteed mushrooms on the side it was freaking great. We have a good grocery up here that carries kick ass meet a locally-owned place. Dang now the dog wants out again

Posted by: Farmer at December 09, 2019 11:40 PM (XoUZS)

464 There was a CSI episode about that DNA thing in the sidebar. A rapist was caught, but his DNA didn't match even though he was certainly the bad guy. Turns out he had a donor's DNA in him. That was one aspect of the show I liked, the really odd twists in science and investigations that they would showcase at times.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 11:40 PM (KZzsI)

465 450 Is there any chance of NM flipping in 20?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 09, 2019 11:35 PM (PUmDY)

Trump's people seem to think so.

The border crashing issue is real there. People are sick and tired of it.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 09, 2019 11:40 PM (sy5kK)

466 Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 09, 2019 11:37 PM (sy5kK)

Damn
A lot of saw dust in the air tonight

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 09, 2019 11:41 PM (aA3+G)

467 Off Hunter sock!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 09, 2019 11:41 PM (LOq4H)

468 Posted by: Farmer at December 09, 2019 11:40 PM (XoUZS)

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You rich guys with your strip steak and blue cheese.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 09, 2019 11:41 PM (XVuno)

469 Turns out he had a donor's DNA in him.

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Hmmm. Imagine that.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 09, 2019 11:42 PM (XVuno)

470 There was a for real murder case where a doctor literally slipped a plastic tube with someone else's blood in his arm for them to draw blood out of. They figured out it was hinky because it was slightly clotted and acted like it was old, plus the nurse had an unusually tough time getting the needle in.

But he got away with it for a while.

That same doctor deliberately injected his wife with HIV to kill her. Very twisted murder case on Forensic Files

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 11:44 PM (KZzsI)

471 anyone seen Miley recently?

i've been trying to keep an eye out for her, 'cause i need to talk to her, and my e-mail hasn't been answered...

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 09, 2019 11:46 PM (NYIfp)

472 Trump's people seem to think so.

The border crashing issue is real there. People are sick and tired of it.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 09, 2019 11:40 PM (sy5kK)

The anglos are sick of it, sure. Too bad they're only about 38% of New Mexico's population.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2019 11:46 PM (V2Yro)

473 I need to get to the gun thread with this but I watched an episode of Meat Eater where the guys did some hunting on the eastern strip of Maryland where its all marshy, getting Sika deer. But they used muzzle loaders, which was the damnedest thing, I never knew anyone made modern muzzle loaders. Solid copper bullet. They never said what the rifle was and I can't find it anywhere

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 11:47 PM (KZzsI)

474 468 Posted by: Farmer at December 09, 2019 11:40 PM (XoUZS)

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You rich guys with your strip steak and blue cheese.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)

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I had a heavenly ribeye yesterday with some killer horseradish. So good I wanted to cry.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 09, 2019 11:47 PM (Y4EXg)

475 Blowing the margins does not endear you to this coblogger. [CBD]

Posted by: Seal the deal and let's boogie (nee Oedipus) at December 09, 2019 11:48 PM (N4r5a)

476 Ha, that Shane is looking to achieve "Todd" status.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 09, 2019 11:49 PM (ufFY8)

477 Is NM like Nevada, with hospitality service unions?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 09, 2019 11:50 PM (PUmDY)

478 my internet is satellite,

How does that work? Satellite reception ain't no thing, but do your comments have to get up to the satellite?

That sounds energy intensive.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 09, 2019 11:50 PM (gd9RK)

479 Sorry about the formatting. I had it nice, but Pixy decided to enforce and rock Internet.1996.

Posted by: Seal the deal and let's boogie (nee Oedipus) at December 09, 2019 11:50 PM (N4r5a)

480 I liked, the really odd twists in science and investigations that they would showcase at times.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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They used a laser ranging system created by a cousin of mine, and mentioned the name of his company a time or two. He told me that it took hours to record what was just a minute of the show.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 09, 2019 11:51 PM (ELw0j)

481 New Mexico is like the old west with some big cities that are more modern. Lots of Indian reservation land, lots of Hispanics.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 11:51 PM (KZzsI)

482 That sounds energy intensive.

Posted by: Bandersnatch

Not to mention what the neighbors think about you screaming at the sky.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 09, 2019 11:52 PM (LOq4H)

483 How does that work? Satellite reception ain't no thing, but do your comments have to get up to the satellite?

That sounds energy intensive.
Posted by: Bandersnatch
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Phone up/Sat down.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 09, 2019 11:52 PM (ELw0j)

484 I know one thing about southern NM; If it weren't for the I-10 signs you wouldn't know which side of the border you were on.

Well, same thing for West Texas on I-10 from the I-20 junction to El Paso

Posted by: kbdabear at December 09, 2019 11:52 PM (qAR6u)

485 73 I need to get to the gun thread with this but I watched an episode of Meat Eater where the guys did some hunting on the eastern strip of Maryland where its all marshy, getting Sika deer. But they used muzzle loaders, which was the damnedest thing, I never knew anyone made modern muzzle loaders. Solid copper bullet. They never said what the rifle was and I can't find it anywhere
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 11:47 PM (KZzsI)

I don't completely understand what you are asking, it muzzle loading season for deer is a real thing. Of course there are modern muzzle loading guns.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 09, 2019 11:52 PM (Rz2Nc)

486 They used a laser ranging system created by a cousin of mine, and mentioned the name of his company a time or two.

That is really cool, I bet that moved some units to police departments

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 11:52 PM (KZzsI)

487 The closed billboard that said Thanks Todd was very funny.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 09, 2019 11:53 PM (PUmDY)

488 Wake me when Graham actually does something. All talk, no subpoenas. I want to like him, but he's as effectual as Trey "Lesbo Hair" Gowdy.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 09, 2019 11:53 PM (zo4+n)

489 Of course there are modern muzzle loading guns.

That is interesting to me, I thought it was a dead technology, other than for historical recreationists. I was wondering what the rifle was, having never seen a modern muzzle loader.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 11:54 PM (KZzsI)

490 Shane deserves a promotion.

The Management is as humorless as Greta.

*actually, the manager, I suspect, is quite amused at Shane's antics*

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 09, 2019 11:54 PM (Z4rgH)

491 439
Savatage's Gutter Ballet is an awesome song

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 09, 2019 11:13 PM (dX13I)

Indeed. the whole fucking album is awesome.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at December 09, 2019 11:14 PM (x8Wzq)

The unholy is a killer tune.

Posted by: Berserker

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I have this sense that all of you ^ belong to some strange generation, of which I have no knowledge.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 09, 2019 11:30 PM (yY5sN)

Generation X most likely. When metal ruled the earth. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 09, 2019 11:54 PM (9Om/r)

492 Arright, who's going to the barrel to lap up protein?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 09, 2019 11:54 PM (zo4+n)

493 I know one thing about southern NM; If it weren't for the I-10 signs you wouldn't know which side of the border you were on.

I think the southern side has fewer plastic bags stuck on the roadside brush.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at December 09, 2019 11:55 PM (xkSJa)

494
*actually, the manager, I suspect, is quite amused at Shane's antics*
Posted by: GnuBreed

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The manager is Shane. Shane is a phantom who boosts morale.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 09, 2019 11:55 PM (R+1CW)

495 Please recall, those that declared bill clinton and obama as messiahs. As whorish as both were/are, as is their followers, they find this President utterly unacceptable.
A President determined to reverse the steep down hill slide the whorish left has long demanded America go. A President that has shown he is benefiting American resurgence to power and restoring Americas reputation, despite the lefts determination to bring America and Americans down. Maybe our school children can go back to being educated instead of indoctrinated to Communist/Muslim and perverts/deviants ways.

Posted by: ron n. at December 09, 2019 11:55 PM (3qP6l)

496 That sounds energy intensive.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 09, 2019 11:50 PM (gd9RK)

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Not so much. It's a type of dual LNB (that acts as receiver/transponder). It's mostly about dialing in the azimuth really tightly. Weather can be a bitch tho.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 09, 2019 11:55 PM (5aX2M)

497 "We took some NY Giants and replaced them with NY Jets. Let's see if anyone will notice"

Posted by: kbdabear at December 09, 2019 11:56 PM (qAR6u)

498 How does that work? Satellite reception ain't no thing, but do your comments have to get up to the satellite?

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Consider, his earliest comments are now approaching the far reaches of out solar system.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 09, 2019 11:56 PM (XVuno)

499 Generation X most likely. When metal ruled the earth. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
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Not Grunge? Who got Grunge?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 09, 2019 11:56 PM (4Dw3M)

500 Beautiful pic MisHum. Your ONT's are more often than not a thing of true beauty!

Posted by: Sock Monkey...willing to pay the price for my children's freedom at December 09, 2019 11:56 PM (88WhX)

501 How fucked up is it that not finding "documentary" evidence against the FBI is considered exonerating in a case where we know, for a fact, that over 30,000 email documents were destroyed with the FBI's approval?

Posted by: Qwinn at December 09, 2019 11:57 PM (zKPbb)

502 I know one thing about southern NM; If it weren't for the I-10 signs you wouldn't know which side of the border you were on.

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Are the Burma Shave signs all in Spanish?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 09, 2019 11:57 PM (XVuno)

503 Consider, his earliest comments are now approaching the far reaches of out solar system.

Oh great. This is going to be like the movie Contact except the only thing the aliens know about is is AoSHQ comments.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 09, 2019 11:58 PM (gd9RK)

504 Not so much. It's a type of dual LNB (that acts as receiver/transponder). It's mostly about dialing in the azimuth really tightly. Weather can be a bitch tho.

We had dish TV for a while, the dish is still up there on the roof. It worked great... until a windstorm or heavy snow or ice, then you'd lose the signal for a bit or a few hours. Nothing to do about it but wait.

A job I had in my youth was helping to put up those huge old satellite TV dishes. It was always in some remote place in the mountains so the drives and scenery were great but the "OK you dig a 15 foot trench 2 feet deep from here to there so I can lay the line" wasn't particularly charming. Particularly as the weather was usually not great and the boss was in having beers with the owner "explaining the service"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 11:58 PM (KZzsI)

505
Epstein didn't fly the planes himself
Epstein didn't tend the grounds himself
Epstein didn't hide the recordings himself
Epstein didn't keep the flight logs himself
Epstein didn't do his taxes himself
Epstein didn't didn't cook the meals himself
Epstein didn't let himself out of jail during his first sentence himself.

There must be hundreds of things he didn't do himself, so who did them? Why aren't they locked up or under indictment? Why no press? If I fly a planeful of underage girls to be used as sexbots, am I not aiding this trafficking ing?

That resigned Labor Secretary seemed to suggest he was better than connected, he was a cut out. Is Ghislane one too. Who else?

Posted by: Epstein didn't do a lot of things at December 09, 2019 11:59 PM (U7k5w)

506 Oh great. This is going to be like the movie Contact except the only thing the aliens know about is is AoSHQ comments.

If they start sending back all the "surprise anal" comments they're going to get a hostile reception.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at December 09, 2019 11:59 PM (xkSJa)

507 Not Grunge? Who got Grunge?

That was late Gen X too, but also the beginning of Millennials. Very late 80s, early 90s. I like a lot of Grunge, and it has metal roots too.

Metal and pop music in general was in awful shape in the late 80s between bands like Poison and Great White. Grunge and the LA scene with Guns n Roses etc saved rock... for a while.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2019 12:00 AM (KZzsI)

508 Oh great. This is going to be like the movie Contact except the only thing the aliens know about is is AoSHQ comments.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 09, 2019 11:58 PM (gd9RK)

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I for one will enjoy seeing aliens take a stab at the most popular AoSHQ memes.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 10, 2019 12:00 AM (XVuno)

509 Oh great. This is going to be like the movie Contact except the only thing the aliens know about is is AoSHQ comments.

Posted by: Bandersnatch

And therefore only horde members are allowed their technology and women.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 10, 2019 12:00 AM (LOq4H)

510 Beautiful pic MisHum. Your ONT's are more often than not a thing of true beauty!
Posted by: Sock Monkey
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That upper loft looks a like a place that might be occupied by a wolverine.

"Honey...I hear a noise in the attic..."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2019 12:00 AM (yY5sN)

511
I have this sense that all of you belong to some strange generation, of which I have no knowledge.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

Generation X most likely. When metal ruled the earth. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

A different kind of metal from early Sabbath.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 10, 2019 12:00 AM (aKsyK)

512 I need to get to the gun thread with this but I
watched an episode of Meat Eater where the guys did some hunting on the
eastern strip of Maryland where its all marshy, getting Sika deer. But
they used muzzle loaders, which was the damnedest thing, I never knew
anyone made modern muzzle loaders. Solid copper bullet. They never
said what the rifle was and I can't find it anywhere

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Meat Eater is the only hunting show I can watch. And yeah, as somebody mentioned above, muzzle-loader season is a thing still. Here in NC, first two weeks are bow-only, second two weeks are muzzle-loader (plus bow), then it's rifle-season (plus bow, plus muzzle-loader) for the rest of the season. And yeah, there are some sweet muzzle-loaders in production today.

Posted by: Seal the deal and let's boogie (nee Oedipus) at December 10, 2019 12:01 AM (N4r5a)

513 It looks like Madness is going to play the US next year.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 10, 2019 12:01 AM (PUmDY)

514 489 Of course there are modern muzzle loading guns

I have taken many, many deer with a .50 cal loaded with a .44 caliber saboted pistol round. I was old school with a Hawkens style, but my cousins would shoot the modern guns that would cap at the rear via a break-open operation.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at December 10, 2019 12:01 AM (Vy7tf)

515 It looks like Madness is going to play the US next year.

It's an election year, what did you expect?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at December 10, 2019 12:02 AM (xkSJa)

516 I for one will enjoy seeing aliens take a stab at the most popular AoSHQ memes.
Posted by: Cicero
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Take us to your toaster.

Posted by: Alien at December 10, 2019 12:02 AM (yY5sN)

517 I saw Surprise Anal Otters open for the Proxima Centauri Shuffle Group at the Stargate in solar year QW54396.

Posted by: Voyager at December 10, 2019 12:02 AM (XVuno)

518 Couldn't not fall asleep during Contact.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 10, 2019 12:02 AM (PUmDY)

519 I looked it up, but muzzle loading deer hunting is only 1/4 - 1/7, I thought they had a lot more time than that.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 10, 2019 12:02 AM (Rz2Nc)

520 ..Not Grunge? Who got Grunge?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 09, 2019 11:56 PM (4Dw3M)

Grunge clogged up two perfectly good CD players.

I finally tried running a Grunge genre CD through the dishwasher before playing it.

What came through the speakers was a Donnie Osmond record.

No wonder Cobain ate the shotgun.

/cruel humor

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 10, 2019 12:02 AM (QzJWU)

521 Consider, his earliest comments are now approaching the far reaches of out solar system.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 09, 2019 11:58 PM (gd9RK)

I wonder sometimes if radio waves can get through the Termination Shock and the Heliosphere.

If ET's show up wearing disco polyester suits we'll have our answer.

Posted by: kbdabear at December 10, 2019 12:03 AM (qAR6u)

522 They seem to brexit fans.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 10, 2019 12:03 AM (PUmDY)

523 The Sika season was like that, bow first (struck out), then muzzle loader (Got 2) then rifle, but they left with their deer. They said its like veal venison but I don't really like venison so I'll pass. He'd hate me, I do not like wild game at all.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2019 12:03 AM (KZzsI)

524 If ET's show up wearing disco polyester suits we'll have our answer.

If disco is the first thing they hear they'll come to sterilize the planet.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at December 10, 2019 12:04 AM (xkSJa)

525 Re Contact scenario, shit. 1936 Olympics and Surprise Anal. I just hope they get some Station from Bill and Ted and Rufus, just so they know we're ok.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 10, 2019 12:04 AM (zo4+n)

526 If disco is the first thing they hear they'll come to sterilize the planet.

I'm okay with that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2019 12:05 AM (KZzsI)

527 Be

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 10, 2019 12:05 AM (PUmDY)

528 I for one will enjoy seeing aliens take a stab at the most popular AoSHQ memes.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 10, 2019 12:00 AM (XVuno)

OK, time for your probe. Where's this squeakhole we've been hearing about?

Posted by: Alien Examination Nurse at December 10, 2019 12:06 AM (qAR6u)

529 Shane is the owner of MoonMoon

Posted by: a dude in MI at December 10, 2019 12:06 AM (SxBH1)

530 Goodnight good people!

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 10, 2019 12:07 AM (Rz2Nc)

531 Night eb42

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 10, 2019 12:07 AM (5aX2M)

532 "the LA scene with Guns n Roses etc saved rock"

Imho, the Guns and Roses Maginot Line was one album long. Success went to their heads and Axl's pussy too quick.

I think the San Fran scene actually helped here, cf Metallica.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 10, 2019 12:08 AM (zo4+n)

533 468 Cicero
Nah not rich. Bought both on sale. But I usually don't brag about my cooking cuz it can be from great to kind of piss poor but this was awesome. A lot of it is due to the great beef the store gets up the road just about four blocks from here.
Wish the wife could eat regular food and enjoy this com.a but she's had trouble for weeks now and is still hardly able to keep anything down. If you pray send up a prayer for this is been since mid-october.

Posted by: Farmer at December 10, 2019 12:09 AM (XoUZS)

534 Metal and pop music in general was in awful shape in
the late 80s between bands like Poison and Great White. Grunge and the
LA scene with Guns n Roses etc saved rock... for a while.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

I'll admit to having seen Poison in concert. In my defense, I went from Ft. Bragg to Charlotte (3 hours, at least, each way)...to see Tesla, who was opening for them. But, you know, after 3 hours drive, I sure a fuck was going to stay for the Poison show.

It was surprisingly good.

But I reiterate: I was there to see Tesla, so don't judge.

Posted by: Seal the deal and let's boogie (nee Oedipus) at December 10, 2019 12:09 AM (N4r5a)

535
How fucked up is it that not finding "documentary" evidence against the FBI is considered exonerating in a case where we know, for a fact, that over 30,000 email documents were destroyed with the FBI's approval?
Posted by: Qwinn

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There you go. "There is no documentary evidence that every last document was destroyed." Well, no.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 10, 2019 12:09 AM (R+1CW)

536 Squeeze is going to tour again as well.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 10, 2019 12:09 AM (PUmDY)

537 How does that work? Satellite reception ain't no thing, but do your comments have to get up to the satellite?

That sounds energy intensive.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 09, 2019 11:50 PM (gd9RK)

---
Hughes Net, formerly Dish Internet

separate dish right next to the TV one, slightly different shape. signal from the dish to the modem is co-ax. speeds are usually pretty good, but rain can cause problems, if it's heavy enough.

but, since it never rains in Southern California, that isn't much of a problem, most days. down link is somewhere in the Midwest, apparently, which confuses the hello out of search browsers sometimes.

"no, i don't want the store in Shitclogged hole!"

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 10, 2019 12:10 AM (NYIfp)

538 Hillary's in the lead!
https://tinyurl.com/wpduqpv
Hillary was at the top choice for Dem voters...c'mon, baby! do it!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 10, 2019 12:11 AM (438dO)

539 Wish the wife could eat regular food and enjoy this com.a but she's had trouble for weeks now and is still hardly able to keep anything down. If you pray send up a prayer for this is been since mid-october.
Posted by: Farmer at December 10, 2019 12:09 AM (XoUZS)

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Transmitting prayers up for your wife, Farmer.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 10, 2019 12:11 AM (XVuno)

540 If disco is the first thing they hear they'll come to sterilize the planet.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at December 10, 2019 12:04 AM (xkSJa)

If The Night Chicago Died or Half Breed reaches them they'll make the main attack scene in Independence Day look like a warning shot

Posted by: kbdabear at December 10, 2019 12:11 AM (qAR6u)

541 Chic were badass, imo.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 10, 2019 12:12 AM (PUmDY)

542 Imho, the Guns and Roses Maginot Line was one album long. Success went to their heads and Axl's pussy too quick.

Yeah Use Your Illusion has enough good stuff in it to make up a single album then a ton of crap. Its like they had one album's worth of stuff they had practiced up well (although Sweet Child o' Mine was evidently unfinished and they just made it up to end it on the fly) and were unready for anything else.

And Axl was a head case. Too bad too, Izzy and Slash are huge talents.

I'll admit to having seen Poison in concert. In my defense, I went from Ft. Bragg to Charlotte (3 hours, at least, each way)...to see Tesla

those hair metal bands weren't awful they just weren't metal but they posed as it. Had a couple okay songs. Some of them like Cinderella were actually pretty good but the lead singer was not up to the task. I even liked some of the Led Clones like Whitesnake. But they were no Judas Priest or AC/DC.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2019 12:12 AM (KZzsI)

543 Howdy roonz and roonettez! A bit excited, tomorrow I experience my first Jeep, a 2006 Wrangler X. I'm hoping it's a better experience than the Baja has been.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 10, 2019 12:13 AM (ZXnzo)

544 if you had a trebuchet, what would you name it?

and what would you use it for?
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 09, 2019 10:24 PM (G546f)

Traditionally they were used in questions over tax and tribute compliance, and resolving questions about ecumenicalism.

I have no idea what to call it. Maybe Epstein Didn't Kill Himself?

Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2019 12:13 AM (1glZx)

545 474 Tony Pete
I never used to like horseradish but a very small amount on a good steak like you mention does really enhance it. Just like the blue cheese I used, it wasn't like a restaurant would do it to overwhelm the steak just a slight amount.

Posted by: Farmer at December 10, 2019 12:13 AM (XoUZS)

546 I have this sense that all of you ^ belong to some strange generation, of which I have no knowledge.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 09, 2019 11:30 PM (yY5sN)

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i belong to the blank generation....

Posted by: Richard Hell & the Voidoids at December 10, 2019 12:14 AM (NYIfp)

547 Wish the wife could eat regular food and enjoy this
com.a but she's had trouble for weeks now and is still hardly able to
keep anything down. If you pray send up a prayer for this is been since
mid-october.

Posted by: Farmer

..........
Geez Farmer.. prayers up for your better half..
She been to see a doc?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 10, 2019 12:14 AM (438dO)

548 Hey everybody... again. ;-)

Question for the Horde: which headline would you most like to see on the news tomorrow:

a) "Hillary Clinton dies in massive heart attack"

b) "New research shows cupcakes can help you live to 100"

c) "All of Hollywood destroyed in North Korean nuke blast"

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 10, 2019 12:15 AM (L2ZTs)

549 When impeachment gets much farther than it should, and the felons/criminials get a pass. Will the clueless finally realize Lindsay Graham was (and still is) a die hard liberal RINO.
How long must the clueless and fools, continue in their quest to support the wicked, and what will its end be?
Obvious to the not clueless.

Posted by: ron n. at December 10, 2019 12:15 AM (3qP6l)

550 Sucker for Motley Crue

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 10, 2019 12:16 AM (PUmDY)

551
Question for the Horde: which headline would you most like to see on the news tomorrow:

a) "Hillary Clinton dies in massive heart attack"

b) "New research shows cupcakes can help you live to 100"

c) "All of Hollywood destroyed in North Korean nuke blast"

Posted by: qdpsteve.....
d) Hillary Clinton throws her hat into the ring!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 10, 2019 12:17 AM (438dO)

552 Chi-Town, hmmmm

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 10, 2019 12:19 AM (L2ZTs)

553 All over Crue, Def Leppard Poison show next summer

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 10, 2019 12:21 AM (PUmDY)

554 Generations.

I don't care what "Gen __" you are.

You're my Brother though, if you're more interested in hunting the bastards down and ending them, than in yelling at them to get off of this lawn or that.

This applies mostly to elected offal and Antifa though, as opposed to unruly neighborhood children.

Most of whom I intend to recruit, train in the ways of accuracy and mayhem, and point them in the proper direction.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 10, 2019 12:21 AM (QzJWU)

555 If disco is the first thing they hear they'll come to sterilize the planet.

Posted by: Blanco Basura

So, that comment made me pull up a Bee-Gees playlist on my other monitor. I've always had a soft spot for them (Mom was a music-lover, from Elvis to Freddie Fender to Prince, all over the place), and introduced me early to all kinds of music.

I'll say this (no-homo)...Barry Gibb was a very handsome man, I never noticed until now.

Posted by: Seal the deal and let's boogie (nee Oedipus) at December 10, 2019 12:21 AM (N4r5a)

556 The modern muzzle-loaders I've seen at the range were fascinating. Loved the saboted projectiles.

Cap and ball revolvers, also. Not just because you can buy them as non-firearms mumble mumble something mumble and swap in a regular cylinder and presto normal single action revolver.

There are at least 3 or 4 cults/disciplines/subsets of the recreational gun illness I'd like to explore eventually.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 10, 2019 12:23 AM (El6T/)

557 Posted by: Seal the deal and let's boogie (nee Oedipus) at December 10, 2019 12:09 AM (N4r5a)

Ive said that about a few shows over the years

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2019 12:23 AM (aA3+G)

558 Virginia Attorney General Mark Herring pulls some fine straw out of his ass.

Posted by: geoffb at December 10, 2019 12:23 AM (zOpu5)

559 qdp, (a) FFS!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 10, 2019 12:24 AM (cSy6L)

560 ..Question for the Horde: which headline would you most like to see on the news tomorrow:

a) "Hillary Clinton dies in massive heart attack"

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 10, 2019 12:17 AM (438dO)

(edited for brevity)

Your (a) is an impossible conjecture, her being a heartless bitch, and all that.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 10, 2019 12:24 AM (QzJWU)

561 Jim, I like your style. No homo.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 10, 2019 12:25 AM (cSy6L)

562 547 Cry
Yes she's been several times. First time she was told she had a coli and a UTI. After being treated for that she seem to be getting better but then relapsed. Lastly she was told she has a stomach virus and another UTI. She has faith in this doctor but I wonder if he knows what the f*** he's doing. Thanks for your well wishes.

Posted by: Farmer at December 10, 2019 12:26 AM (XoUZS)

563 Question for the Horde: which headline would you most like to see on the news tomorrow:

Trump seen entering Capitol Hill with a flamethrower, America prepares to celebrate death toll.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at December 10, 2019 12:27 AM (xkSJa)

564 DLV and Jim, true/LOL

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 10, 2019 12:27 AM (L2ZTs)

565 those hair metal bands weren't awful they just
weren't metal but they posed as it. Had a couple okay songs. Some of
them like Cinderella were actually pretty good but the lead singer was
not up to the task. I even liked some of the Led Clones like
Whitesnake. But they were no Judas Priest or AC/DC.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Dude, so check this out. Two other (more lurker than me) Morons and I are going to a three-day festival in May. Metallica (two sets, one Friday, one Sunday...unique sets), Anthrax, Godsmack, Volbeat, Cypress Hill, Lynyrd FUCKING Skynyrd, I Prevail (if you've never seen their cover of Taylor Swift's "Blank Space", google it now), Deftones, Gojira...it's gonna be lit AF.

Trying to bank up sleep now.

Posted by: Seal the deal and let's boogie (nee Oedipus) at December 10, 2019 12:27 AM (N4r5a)

566
a) "Hillary Clinton dies in massive heart attack"
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Well, I would not wish that on anyone. OTOH, I would be less disturbed about it then I might be.

Drawback: The ceaseless, hypocritical, stomach-turning, mewling eulogies.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2019 12:28 AM (PlZlj)

567 I want Hillary to die under an avalanche of Broken Glass Ceiling, when a Conservative Republican Woman is elected President, winning both the popular and Electoral College tallies, with landslides in both.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 10, 2019 12:29 AM (QzJWU)

568 Farmer, please get the missus to another Dr. for another opinion, this doesn't sound good and you don't want this to get out of hand... Feel free to blame me, some ahole that badgered you, yadda, yadda.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 10, 2019 12:32 AM (cSy6L)

569 ..Trying to bank up sleep now.

Posted by: Seal the deal and let's boogie (nee Oedipus) at December 10, 2019 12:27 AM (N4r5a)

My email is in my nic.

Send me the info, the ticket-broker and etc.

Ima buy ticket and hotel room.

Along with moar bourbon and cigars. But you all already knew that part, yes?

This is Mo Meet where Metal produces decibels normally generated by very many guns at Tx Mo Meet.

I might need semi-truck for 2020 Tx Mo Meet. Guns n' ammo ain't light haulage.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 10, 2019 12:33 AM (QzJWU)

570 Cap and ball revolvers, also. Not just because you can buy them as non-firearms mumble mumble something mumble and swap in a regular cylinder and presto normal single action revolver.
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*strokes Griswold & Gunnison*

My preciousssssss.

Posted by: Sorry, Bob. No name for you at December 10, 2019 12:33 AM (ua673)

571 well, herself is in Vegas at a professional convention, and she traditionally calls in to make sure the house is in one piece, etc. no calls at all today, just one last night at 1700 when she got there.

it's also past her usual bedtime, even on her day off, so it would seem she's out having fun...

guess i should start researching the local homeless shelter situation.

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 10, 2019 12:33 AM (NYIfp)

572 Mike, true!

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 10, 2019 12:33 AM (L2ZTs)

573 Good Morning ONT Morons; today is Tuesday, December 10, 2019. On this day in 1884 Mark Twain's Adventures of Huckleberry Finn was published. In these later years this has been a much maligned book by ignorant people who call it racist. It was and is, in fact, a book ridiculing slavery in the US.

Posted by: Vic at December 10, 2019 12:34 AM (mpXpK)

574 GCE - Is the Subbie back on the road?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2019 12:34 AM (CDGwz)

575 The House clown show is expected to bring out two articles of impeachment today. This whole thing is intended by the fat man and communist clowns to help the communists with the 2020 elections. Instead it is destroying the Democrat Party.

https://tinyurl.com/txpzo2k

Posted by: Vic at December 10, 2019 12:34 AM (mpXpK)

576 Well the long awaited Obama lackey report on FBI abuses under Obama was released yesterday. As predicted it was a white-wash of the whole thing. But what really pisses me off is that despite multiple felonies committed nobody will ever be charged and nobody will ever go to jail.

https://tinyurl.com/uajysdh

Posted by: Vic at December 10, 2019 12:35 AM (mpXpK)

577 Ramirez (repeat)

https://tinyurl.com/shqn8gx

And that's it for today. Nothing out there but the House clown show. I will be bailing out today at AOS, have company coming over.

Posted by: Vic at December 10, 2019 12:35 AM (mpXpK)

578 Aaaaaaaand it's Blanco Basura in the lead rounding the bend on America First Flamethrower...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 10, 2019 12:36 AM (cSy6L)

579 Kickstart rocks.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 10, 2019 12:36 AM (PUmDY)

580 Vic - Are you up late, or up early?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2019 12:36 AM (CDGwz)

581 And where is that cabin? I'd move there and
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings

....by March I'd be bitching about how much snow I had shoveled this winter.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...willing to pay the price for my children's freedom at December 10, 2019 12:37 AM (88WhX)

582 GCE - Is the Subbie back on the road?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2019 12:34 AM (CDGwz)

No, hence the purchase of the Jeep. This will give me something to drive to work in bad weather (the Mustang should not be let out of its stable when the roads turn slick) and therefore give me time to decide the Subie's fate. I'll probably put a crank in it and keep it around, but it might go on the auction block.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 10, 2019 12:37 AM (ZXnzo)

583 ron n. you might take note of what Lindsey said tonight - he said that however legit the opening of CH was, it became a criminal conspiracy "pretty quickly" [actually, July to January is a while, and one can/should more than quibble with the "legit" opening part, but ...]. Pretty direct trash talking.

Best part - at the very end, he added he wanted to know what the Mueller operation knew about this [the dossier crumbling from within as "sources" changed their tune or were discredited].

Finally! I'm not greedy, I just have spent more than 2 minutes looking at the whole thing, and it's obvious [obvious and inarguable] that every single bit of every single element of the *various* FBI/DOJ/IC plots against Trump were without any real basis, done entirely in bad faith, and involved an almost comical overlap of personnel.

And it certainly appears *it didn't start with CH, but earlier*. Think there are other things, but the ex-Overstock.com guy who got caught up in it all said it happened in 2015 [!].

The IG format and scope here clearly just wasn't adequate - there has been a series of linked/overlapping efforts directed against Trump, all based on thin air, and it sort of beclowns the IG to say they found no documented evidence of "intentional" misconduct. In context, it's absurd to say such a thing.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 10, 2019 12:38 AM (El6T/)

584 568 DLV
Thanks for your concern, I've been trying to do so. But she's stubborn and really likes this doctor. I thinking he's in over his head Chris doesn't know what the hell's going on. We'll see how this goes if I have to take her to Urgent Care maybe I can get another opinion.

Posted by: Farmer at December 10, 2019 12:38 AM (XoUZS)

585 Seal the Deal, where are they playing?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 10, 2019 12:38 AM (cSy6L)

586 580
Vic - Are you up late, or up early?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2019 12:36 AM (CDGwz)

Up early

Posted by: Vic at December 10, 2019 12:38 AM (mpXpK)

587 Christopher R. Taylor, Oregon has a muzzleloader hunts.

Check the ODFW site.

Different states have different requirements but you can go from what is basically a pre-civil war rifle to something that is almost a modern rifle with separate ignition.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2019 12:39 AM (1glZx)

588 Farmer.

Your wife to ER. NOW.

Not even f'ing kidding.

NOW.

She needs to be plugged in to matrix of fluids and I.V. antibiotics of the Horse Killer variety.

I know the family history of the wimmins with UTI stuff. It'll take them down, it'll give them symptoms of dementia, when that's not a thing for them, yet.

Go to the E.R., and BE an ASSHOLE if ya gotta.

Pro Tip.

Take her to local firehouse with all the complaints. They'll transport her via whambulance.

Arriving thus, they HAVE TO not only "admit" her, but fully treat her through the full course of things, even if transplants or open heart.

I know this, cause I followed my next door neighbor's course of treatment through this same stratagem.

You can write me for details, and you should.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 10, 2019 12:39 AM (QzJWU)

589 Farmer: check out something called "FPIES" : it's supposed to be something only kids get, but i have apparently come down with in in the last6 weeks or so.

mine appears to be triggered by soy, in any form or amount.

basically, it's a food allergy to a protein, but not a traditional allergy, so you don't have the redness, swelling shortness of breath etc.

instead you get flu like symptoms, vomiting, nausea, diarrhea, etc, for a few days...

can you find a rhyme or reason to what she eats versus issues? if so, this might be the problem.

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 10, 2019 12:39 AM (NYIfp)

590 Kickstart rocks.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie
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Never tried to start a DT400, I see.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2019 12:40 AM (CDGwz)

591 Not to nag, Farmer, but sometimes you gotta put your foot down. Don't ask me how I know...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 10, 2019 12:40 AM (cSy6L)

592 No, hence the purchase of the Jeep. This will give me something to drive to work in bad weather
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Bad weather?

Bwaahahaha. You Flatlanders crack me up.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2019 12:42 AM (CDGwz)

593 What could go wrong?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

Depends. Are they straight or LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ?

Posted by: Sock Monkey...willing to pay the price for my children's freedom at December 10, 2019 12:42 AM (88WhX)

594 Kickstart rocks.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie
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I had a roadrace Suzuki 400 single, that could not be kickstarted. Compression was just too high. Had to be pushed down pit row, and hopefully would light off by being bumped in 3rd gear.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2019 12:44 AM (CDGwz)

595 I've been watching a Mandarin-language series on Netflix. Silly series, but it's mostly fun.

What appears to be the most recent set of villains in the series is a sect that protects the nearby town. They started out encouraging people to be nice to animals, but have recently gone completely over the top. We got our first introduction to them when a local restaurant explained why all of the dishes in that restaurant (and every other restaurant in the town) were vegetarian. But the extent of the silliness was made apparent when one of the characters got yelled at by a townsperson for accidentally sitting on some ants.

And then the young woman who yelled at the character announced that she was going to bury the dead ants.

In short, this particular arc of the show is mocking the same attitudes that inform PETA.

Posted by: junior at December 10, 2019 12:45 AM (/sKj3)

596 Hasta la nite nite, Horde!

Will ck mails again now, and in the a.m.

zzzzzz

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 10, 2019 12:46 AM (QzJWU)

597 Kickstart rocks.

Yep, best way to load RedHat based operating systems.

Oh, wait, you meant something else entirely...

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at December 10, 2019 12:46 AM (xkSJa)

598 As does Wild Side.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 10, 2019 12:47 AM (PUmDY)

599 Goodnight all, thanks for the chat tonight.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 10, 2019 12:48 AM (L2ZTs)

600 I think a lot of medicine is guesswork.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 10, 2019 12:48 AM (aKsyK)

601 @576 Well the long awaited Obama lackey report on FBI abuses under Obama was released yesterday. As predicted it was a white-wash of the whole thing. But what really pisses me off is that despite multiple felonies committed nobody will ever be charged and nobody will ever go to jail.

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Horowitz can't charge people. So no matter what the report said, no one was going to go to jail due to it.

Barr, on the other hand, can have people charged.

And Barr issued a public statement saying that he disagreed with some of Horowitz's conclusions.

Posted by: junior at December 10, 2019 12:49 AM (/sKj3)

602 Pls let us know how the second opinion went tomorrow, Farmer.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 10, 2019 12:55 AM (cSy6L)

603 Night, Jim.

Sent you email on the Epicenter Festival (Metal Fest)!

Posted by: Seal the deal and let's boogie (nee Oedipus) at December 10, 2019 12:59 AM (N4r5a)

604 Kickstart my heart is a rocker,

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 10, 2019 01:00 AM (PUmDY)

605 Jr, alas I'm so jaded I'll believe it when I see it. Even Miss Lindsey has nary a scalp from the Kavanaugh outrage, among countless other promises.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 10, 2019 01:01 AM (cSy6L)

606 Kickstart my heart is a rocker,

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie

Fuck yeah! Don't know if you're a runner, but that's a great one...kicks my pace faster by 30s or so. (obviously I can't keep it on loop, or I'd be dead lol).

Posted by: Seal the deal and let's boogie (nee Oedipus) at December 10, 2019 01:02 AM (N4r5a)

607 I think a lot of medicine is guesswork.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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A discouraging conclusion.

It's all very complex, of course. The fact is that doctors are just technicians. Highly-skilled, well-trained (one hopes), but there it is. A lot of guesswork. Perhaps highly educated guesswork, but still guesswork.

In fairness, their reliability exceeds that of weathermen and economists.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2019 01:04 AM (CDGwz)

608 And Barr issued a public statement saying that he disagreed with some of Horowitz's conclusions.
Posted by: junior
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We'll see. I'm not hoping for too much. But, the Left have personally insulted Barr, and that's a bad idea.

Durham doesn't look like he has a sense of humor either.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2019 01:07 AM (CDGwz)

609 @605 Jr, alas I'm so jaded I'll believe it when I see it. Even Miss Lindsey has nary a scalp from the Kavanaugh outrage, among countless other promises.

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Maybe Barr will get results. Maybe he won't. But I firmly believe that he's trying. He's made a number of public comments - including at least one speech to The Federalist Society - that have made it clear that he's very unhappy with a wide range of issues regarding "business as usual" in DC.

Posted by: junior at December 10, 2019 01:07 AM (/sKj3)

610 via Insty:

GUN RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS: Armed "Don't Comply" activists give food, clothes to homeless in Dallas.

https://tinyurl.com/vrpsgvo

Posted by: SMH at December 10, 2019 01:09 AM (RU4sa)

611 Dr Feelgood is also awesome.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 10, 2019 01:11 AM (PUmDY)

612 Junior, Hammer, I hope they show up with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch. I guess we'll see.

Nite, all.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 10, 2019 01:13 AM (cSy6L)

613 Shane sounds related to Skippy:

http://skippyslist.com/list/

Skippy did six years in the US Army (PSYOPS) years ago when the Army still had a sense of humor.

Posted by: SMH at December 10, 2019 01:14 AM (RU4sa)

614 Thanks for the concern expressed by several posters here, that is much appreciated. I'm obviously worried about it or I wouldn't have posted.
Jules is doing a bit better, as today she kept down some oatmeal and a a small baked potato. That is progress. It was freaking me out that she just couldn't keep any food down but this is better. Believe me if I feel I need to I'll drag her into the ER or Urgent Care. Just like myself and most of us she's very stubborn.33r

Posted by: Farmer at December 10, 2019 01:14 AM (XoUZS)

615 Insurance puts the guesswork in medicine.

Posted by: klaftern at December 10, 2019 01:14 AM (RuIsu)

616 The actual big story du jour wasn't even the IG report. It was the statement by Durham disagreeing with the legitimate origins of the "counter-intelligence" "investigation" [ya really do need to use this blizzard of scare quotes when dealing with ramshackle Third World operations like the FBI in this instance].

Pretty good indicator there's criminal liability in the very origins of it all. Hmm, that's encouraging.

As the report makes clear, there's a Himalayan range of criminal liability in the conduct of things thereafter - Graham flatly declared tonight it became a "criminal conspiracy pretty quickly" - to defraud the FISC. Impossible to imagine the dozen+ documented instances of info being withheld from the court, etc., will not open up several of our favorite people to big problems.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 10, 2019 01:14 AM (El6T/)

617 Do not care about the IG report.

Didn't before today, will not tomorrow.

That said, I hope y'all prep accordingly.

The left is playing for all the marbles.

Posted by: SMH at December 10, 2019 01:16 AM (RU4sa)

618 years ago when the Army still had a sense of humor.
Posted by: SMH
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I am living proof that that The Army once had a sense of humor.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2019 01:18 AM (xSo9G)

619 Impossible to imagine the dozen+ documented instances of info being withheld from the court, etc., will not open up several of our favorite people to big problems.

Posted by: rhomboid
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Just 'poor judgement', no intent.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2019 01:19 AM (xSo9G)

620 Just 'poor judgement', no intent.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

repeat a dozen or so times

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2019 01:19 AM (xSo9G)

621 I'm ashamed (not really) to admit that some of the things on Skippy's list I've done (or fellow soldiers have done).

Pretty sure anyone who's been in the Army has similar tales.

Btw...

GO ARMY! BEAT NAVY!

Only football I'll be watching this year.

Posted by: SMH at December 10, 2019 01:19 AM (RU4sa)

622 I am living proof that that The Army once had a sense of humor.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2019 01:18 AM (xSo9G)

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Heh.

Could say the same for me too.

Posted by: SMH at December 10, 2019 01:20 AM (RU4sa)

623 https://armynavygame.com/

Posted by: SMH at December 10, 2019 01:21 AM (RU4sa)

624 Nike knobslobbing over 1st Cav.

How cute.

https://firstteam.football/

Posted by: SMH at December 10, 2019 01:24 AM (RU4sa)

625 Skippy is lucky he's still alive.

#30
Not allowed to wake an Non-Commissioned Officer by repeatedly banging on the head with a bag of trash.

Posted by: SMH at December 10, 2019 01:26 AM (RU4sa)

626
those hair metal bands weren't awful they just
weren't metal but they posed as it. Had a couple okay songs. Some of
them like Cinderella were actually pretty good but the lead singer was
not up to the task. I even liked some of the Led Clones like
Whitesnake. But they were no Judas Priest or AC/DC.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2019 12:12 AM (KZzsI)

Cinderella had a good sound because the guitar player/singer dude had a thing for vintage gear. It was a classic gibson/marshall sound. But yeah, many of the hair bands were posers, but some of them actually had a good metal tone. Great gear, bad taste in songs. I always said hair metal musicians were the dudes who raided their girlfriend's makeup and wardrobe and then sat around writing songs about the girlfriends whose makeup and wardrobe they raided.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 10, 2019 01:27 AM (9Om/r)

627 *pokes thread with stick*

*tosses stick and wanders off*

Posted by: SMH at December 10, 2019 01:27 AM (RU4sa)

628 My husband (and his career field) was a combination of Skippy and Mr. Welch. Then he got into civilian life, and you would not believe the bizarre rules we have at work now due to him.

"Managers will not be lit on fire to test employees' fire extinguisher skills" is the only one I can think of right now, but I know there's much more.

Posted by: pookysgirl, safety archeologist at December 10, 2019 01:29 AM (XKZwp)

629 So that Bee-Gees playlist I started earlier...now has me at The Runaways, via The Cult...not a horrible random playlist from Youtube!

Posted by: Seal the deal and let's boogie (nee Oedipus) at December 10, 2019 01:30 AM (N4r5a)

630 And the lead singer for The Runways....smokeshow.

Posted by: Seal the deal and let's boogie (nee Oedipus) at December 10, 2019 01:30 AM (N4r5a)

631 SMH - Skippy #8

8. Not allowed to add pictures of officers I don’t like to War Criminal posters.

Not the same, of course, and I've told this story before (I'm running out of stories that people haven't already heard, just blow it off if I've told you before), but we had a guy in my unit that had one of photos that used to be posted in HQ. This was an 'Issue' picture of Gen. Westmoreland, who was CO of VN forces at the time.

The guy had penned on the pic, "To My Pal Harry', signed 'Westy'. It was stuck on the inside of the door of his locker. It cracked me up every time I saw it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2019 01:30 AM (CDGwz)

632 As always, excellent music and content after another stupid day. Blessings Mis Hun

Posted by: Summer of Love at December 10, 2019 01:31 AM (FJrl0)

633 "Managers will not be lit on fire to test employees' fire extinguisher skills" is the only one I can think of right now, but I know there's much more.
Posted by: pookysgirl, safety archeologist at December 10, 2019 01:29 AM (XKZwp)

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lol

I was not allowed to duct-tape people to chairs. Or cots. Or tanks.

Posted by: SMH at December 10, 2019 01:34 AM (RU4sa)

634 hair bands, latin name-[hairbanduslimpusdickus]

Posted by: choogle at December 10, 2019 01:35 AM (vzuaF)

635 And the lead singer for The Runways....smokeshow.

Posted by: Seal the deal and let's boogie (nee Oedipus) at December 10, 2019 01:30 AM (N4r5a)

Yeah, good ol' Cherie Currie. Chick was practically naked in some of the early performances. She wore very little.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 10, 2019 01:35 AM (9Om/r)

636 LOL MH.

Posted by: SMH at December 10, 2019 01:35 AM (RU4sa)

637 You know who still has a sense of humor? The VA. There's no other explanation.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2019 01:36 AM (CDGwz)

638 LOL, and now it's gone to Bangles--Walk Like an Egyptian. Not a one on that stage I'd not shag rotten.

Posted by: Seal the deal and let's boogie (nee Oedipus) at December 10, 2019 01:36 AM (N4r5a)

639 Nothing wrong with the Bee Gees.

Posted by: SMH at December 10, 2019 01:36 AM (RU4sa)

640 "A newly discovered species of beetle has been named after young climate activist Greta Thunberg.
"
I thought Goofy Dumbturd already had a beetle named after her: the Dung Beetle. It, like her, just pushes crap around the place.

Posted by: TX Nick77 at December 10, 2019 01:37 AM (SKDFo)

641 Heh, yeah, the VA is just a riot.

Posted by: SMH at December 10, 2019 01:37 AM (RU4sa)

642 58. The following words and phrases may not be used in a cadence - Budding sexuality, necrophilia, I hate everyone in this formation and wish they were dead, sexual lubrication, black earth mother, all Marines are latent homosexuals, Tantric yoga, Gotterdammerung, Korean hooker, Eskimo Nell, we've all got jackboots now, slut puppy, or any references to squid.

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Might as well not call cadence then.

Posted by: SMH at December 10, 2019 01:39 AM (RU4sa)

643 Berserker, I watched a John Petrucci video....the first thing he mentions is the Lifeson cord. made me smile.

Posted by: choogle at December 10, 2019 01:40 AM (vzuaF)

644 Wait...'Jody' is still okay? I'll be damned.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2019 01:40 AM (xSo9G)

645 630, kickstart is like a Red Bull with 3 8 balls.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 10, 2019 01:42 AM (PUmDY)

646 I have to tell you about my day at work yesterday. I've mentioned we have our Christmas Past open house this weekend and I worked 11 hours Friday and 11 hours Saturday.
So come Sunday I have two old gals to help me out from 1 to 5. They used to take one of the evening shifts or in Friday or Saturday but there 90 + 84 I think. Not driving at night anymore. Good Thang.
It was hysterical, if I wasn't upfront greeting people with them one of them wood starting with asking everybody to sign in and the usual greeting, but half the time the other one didn't hear her and we would repeat it! I had to take a little more control after that happened a couple of times.

Posted by: Farmer at December 10, 2019 01:44 AM (XoUZS)

647 *waves to Farmer*

You had a busy weekend, heh.

Posted by: SMH at December 10, 2019 01:46 AM (RU4sa)

648 Look around, leaves are brown.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 10, 2019 01:48 AM (PUmDY)

649 114. I cannot trade my CO to the Russians.

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If only.

Posted by: Vindman's former troops at December 10, 2019 01:48 AM (RU4sa)

650 Berserker, I watched a John Petrucci video....the first thing he mentions is the Lifeson cord. made me smile.

Posted by: choogle at December 10, 2019 01:40 AM (vzuaF)

He probably meant Lifeson chords, plural. The chords that don't exist in normal space time. I was around 15 when I started playing them, before the internet, and I had to learn the damn chords by trial and error since nobody frigging knew them. He would add a note, or leave one out that would completely change how the damn thing sounded. Normal chords would be close, but not a lifeson chord, so close was never close enough. That was part of the fun in some ways.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 10, 2019 01:48 AM (9Om/r)

651 Look around, leaves are brown.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie
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...and the sky is grey

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2019 01:49 AM (CDGwz)

652 87. If the thought of something makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it.

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Funny, the hubs tells me the same thing.

Posted by: SMH at December 10, 2019 01:50 AM (RU4sa)

653 SMH: that's at least the third time Skippy's been linked in this thread...

GMTA!

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 10, 2019 01:51 AM (NYIfp)

654 Cherry privates are not to check for soft spots in armor or get exhaust samples.

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I beg to differ.

Posted by: SMH at December 10, 2019 01:52 AM (RU4sa)

655 okay, so it's not like any of you care, but that Youtube playlist that I've been listening to...is now on B-52s.
Holy shit, Kate Pierson and Cindy Wilson were also effing smoking hot back in their day.
And now it's gone to....The Go-Gos...

I'll be in my bunk...

Posted by: Seal the deal and let's boogie (nee Oedipus) at December 10, 2019 01:52 AM (N4r5a)

656 lol red

Figures.

Posted by: SMH at December 10, 2019 01:53 AM (RU4sa)

657 Every Christian Lion is awesome, imo. As is To Love Somebody. Latter was in a recent ad, I think.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 10, 2019 01:54 AM (PUmDY)

658 Hey SMH. It was busy indeed, for our little place trying to talk to about 200 people in 3 days kind of exhaust my old ass.
Hope you are warmer in the next few days in Southern Illinois then we will be up here in the northern part. It's going to get kind of cold and crappy. I think you'll escape this one. Be well and hug the grandbabies.

Posted by: Farmer at December 10, 2019 01:55 AM (XoUZS)

659 Holy shit...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEthggztoUY

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 10, 2019 02:05 AM (PUmDY)

660 It's in the 20s, with a windchill in the teens.

Will see them this weekend, and will do just that.

Posted by: SMH at December 10, 2019 02:06 AM (RU4sa)

661 Went to a memorial service for this gentleman today, Ron Carey. Big name in the Alberta oilfield service sector, major car collector, noted sportsman; he did it all.

If the photo were about ten times bigger, you might see me, about directly under the blue Buick neon sign.

https://www.facebook.com/rondcarey/?_fb_noscript=1#

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 10, 2019 02:12 AM (/sgva)

662 How do you stop the you won't believe what this worthless celebrity looks like now ads?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 10, 2019 02:24 AM (PUmDY)

663 How do you stop the you won't believe what this worthless celebrity looks like now ads?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 10, 2019 02:24 AM (PUmDY)

Use Brave browser. I see no ads, unless I allow them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 10, 2019 02:26 AM (/sgva)

664 And I am out for the night. Later, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 10, 2019 02:26 AM (/sgva)

665 Thanks, AOP.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 10, 2019 02:28 AM (PUmDY)

666 Despite the predictions that the IG report was over-sold, and conservative characterizations of it as a white-wash once it was released, I believe we won one Monday.

Regardless of how the media spins the report, leftists everywhere are remarkably quiet. I don't know if that started before or after Durham weighed in, but I think they're beginning to realize the jig is up.

Posted by: cpurick at December 10, 2019 02:51 AM (7YrFp)

667 It is kind of fum to see the Atlanta Journal-Constitution try to sue Clint Eastwood for "defaming" Kathy Scruggs.

The only problem with their suit is that you cannot defame a dead person.

As long as he does not defame anyone else at the AJC, he is free and clear.

That lets the audience decide if the current AJC is still the kind of place that might use reporters who sleep with sources to get their stories, just like the New York Times does.

Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at December 10, 2019 02:55 AM (EMi53)

668 Sundance points out that the only possible disagreement between Durham and Horowitz on the predicate for Crossfire Hurricane is that Durham must know Mifsud wasn't working for Russia. After all, Horowitz wouldn't be wrong if Mifsud was a Russian agent.

Posted by: cpurick at December 10, 2019 02:57 AM (7YrFp)

669 There's a certain irony to the AJC getting bent out of shape over someone's character being assassinated, eh?

Posted by: cpurick at December 10, 2019 02:59 AM (7YrFp)

670 Check out the cover page of the Horowitz report.

OVERSIGHT*INTEGRITY*GUIDANCE

Since Horowitz was appointed on April 16, 2012, all this crap has all taken place on his watch.

What did he do to provide OVERSIGHT*INTEGRITY*GUIDANCE?

Nada. It all happened on his watch. He bears the responsibility. The buck stops on his desk.

Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at December 10, 2019 03:02 AM (EMi53)

671 Mornin' all.

Posted by: My life is insanity at December 10, 2019 04:09 AM (6HB0k)

672 Am I the only one here?

Posted by: My life is insanity at December 10, 2019 04:09 AM (6HB0k)

673 Got 15 minutes extra sleep

Posted by: Skip at December 10, 2019 04:17 AM (ZCEU2)

674 Sometimes that's a huge help.

Posted by: My life is insanity at December 10, 2019 04:21 AM (6HB0k)

675 When you don't get much. Close to home again today.

Posted by: Skip at December 10, 2019 04:23 AM (ZCEU2)

676 I could use an extra 15 today. Overdid yesterday.

Posted by: My life is insanity at December 10, 2019 04:27 AM (6HB0k)

677 One good thing, was checked-out, as far as the news was concerned. Looks like i have a lot of catching up to do.

Posted by: My life is insanity at December 10, 2019 04:30 AM (6HB0k)

678
Corn Bread Mafia, at your service!

Posted by: Gooshy at December 10, 2019 04:32 AM (6jwo4)

679 Guess we have to wait another 6 months for Barr and Durham to come up with something.

Posted by: Skip at December 10, 2019 04:36 AM (ZCEU2)

680 Definitely need some coffee today, too tired to keep a coherent thought.

Posted by: My life is insanity at December 10, 2019 04:36 AM (6HB0k)

681 British elections today, projections are giving Boris a big win, we will see

Posted by: Skip at December 10, 2019 04:39 AM (ZCEU2)

682 Skip, I think Boris might be going wobbly on Brexit but I don't think the Limeys have much choice.

Posted by: clutch at December 10, 2019 04:44 AM (+mbOC)

683 On this day in 1996, my youngest was born. Making me feel a bit old.

Minutes after his birth, a young couple from a local church were walking down the hall past the room i was in and asked the nurses if they would ask me if they could record his newborn cries to use with their live manger scene. I'm told they still use that recording! Pretty cool.

Posted by: My life is insanity at December 10, 2019 04:46 AM (6HB0k)

684 Clutch and Skip...

Boris may be wobbly, but he will get something done, which is more than one can say about Theresa May.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 10, 2019 04:48 AM (wYseH)

685 I don't have the impression Boris is going back on BREIT

Posted by: Skip at December 10, 2019 04:54 AM (ZCEU2)

686 Good morning. Or good night. Whatever.

Posted by: creeper at December 10, 2019 04:57 AM (XxJt1)

687 https://www.thediplomad.com/
No Polotics : Ford vs Ferrari

Was hoping for something on the IG but not yet, he said he will get there.

Posted by: Skip at December 10, 2019 04:58 AM (ZCEU2)

688 A lot colder here than yesterday.

I'm heading out into some light snow flurries.

Make it a good day, all

Posted by: My life is insanity at December 10, 2019 04:58 AM (6HB0k)

689 MLiI, your timing was no better than mine. My son rolled out on December 23. It's a horrible time for a birthday but that was one memorable Christmas.

Posted by: creeper at December 10, 2019 04:59 AM (XxJt1)

690 Weak coffee today, to much water in pot I think

Posted by: Skip at December 10, 2019 05:01 AM (ZCEU2)

691 Quotes of today - Nice thought SE Cupp but your thinking out of your bra.

Posted by: Skip at December 10, 2019 05:03 AM (ZCEU2)

692 Posted by: Skip at December 10, 2019 05:01 AM (ZCEU2)

I weigh the beans and know exactly how much water to use.

Why yes...I am obsessive about coffee!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 10, 2019 05:05 AM (wYseH)

693 So I stuck my nose out into the world late last week. Had to take the piggy back up to a pig specialist in Iowa. It looks like he may be fine but I came home with a cold and a sour stomach from road food. I have relearned the lesson on contagious people and two-hour-o!d fried shrimp.

Posted by: creeper at December 10, 2019 05:05 AM (XxJt1)

694 Rain off and on, up to 60 degrees, wet snow tomorrow morning
Greta might be onto something.

Posted by: Skip at December 10, 2019 05:05 AM (ZCEU2)

695 Even pigs have specialists, what can't you learn on this blog?

Posted by: Skip at December 10, 2019 05:15 AM (ZCEU2)

696 Why yes...I am obsessive about coffee!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 10, 2019 05:05 AM (wYseH)
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Posted by: bluebell at December 10, 2019 05:15 AM (/669Q)

697 We only have a camp stove to cook on in the garage right now, so I am not too obsessive with my coffee.

Posted by: clutch at December 10, 2019 05:17 AM (+mbOC)

698 creeper, you went all the way up to Iowa? Wow, that must have been a long drive for you.

Posted by: bluebell at December 10, 2019 05:18 AM (/669Q)

699 I don't know what I would give up to see James Comey in a orange jumpsuit and in a Fed prison 5 years, but it would be substantial.

Posted by: Skip at December 10, 2019 05:19 AM (ZCEU2)

700 We are not voting our way out of this, and I am good with that. Not sure yet how we organize.

Posted by: clutch at December 10, 2019 05:20 AM (+mbOC)

701 Have a better day than yesterday
I'm out

Posted by: Skip at December 10, 2019 05:21 AM (ZCEU2)

702 Bye Skip! Stay dry.

Posted by: bluebell at December 10, 2019 05:24 AM (/669Q)

703 hiya

Posted by: JT at December 10, 2019 05:27 AM (arJlL)

704 Good morning, bluebell.

My neighbor (who gave me Wilbur) went with me. Wilbur had to stay in Iowa for treatment. He has osteomyelitis...a deep bone infection. The vet in Iowa had him on the operating table three hours after we got there.

So my sister is caring for one spoiled free-range guinea pig. It'll be a few weeks before I get him back. And boy, is it empty around here with no hay on the floor and no grocery bag with a piggle living in it.

We won't discuss the cost of this little venture. But Christmas will be a bit thin this year.

Posted by: creeper at December 10, 2019 05:28 AM (XxJt1)

705 Without Coffee: Bad Idea

I am not obsessive about it, but I am insistent about it.

Posted by: Common Tater at December 10, 2019 05:31 AM (4LH9f)

706 Hiya, JT!

creeper, I hope he heals up well and will be back tossing hay around in no time.

Posted by: bluebell at December 10, 2019 05:35 AM (/669Q)

707
700 We are not voting our way out of this, and I am good with that. Not sure yet how we organize.
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They aren't going to allow anyone to organize. Ever. If you hadn't noticed. That's one thing they've been very effective at for a long time. That's one thing that's hard to quantify or explain to people - the absence of something that should exist, so to speak. If it seems like there is no leadership and organization or representation- well there's a reason for that. You're not supposed to notice.

Posted by: Common Tater at December 10, 2019 05:36 AM (4LH9f)

708 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 10, 2019 05:43 AM (tT0V4)

709 Mawnin' Bluebell; glad ta don't have yter gawd*&%#
ruler !

Posted by: JT at December 10, 2019 05:43 AM (arJlL)

710 Her ruler is hidden in the handle of that mega shiv she's got hanging between her shoulder blades, Dundee style.

Posted by: teej at December 10, 2019 05:48 AM (/czxp)

711 Gentle reminder-Lowering your stress. See #83, 148 182 on this ONT. Consider copying printing it out and taking it with you. Also, and I am bad about this too

takes breaks from the internet and news

And send your prayer requests, prayer reports and updates to me at FenelonDirection18 at sign gmail.com

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2019 05:50 AM (WI7YS)

712 G'morning, bluebell.

Fen

The rest of you rascally rapscallions.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 10, 2019 05:55 AM (tT0V4)

713 Posted by: Common Tater at December 10, 2019 05:36 AM (4LH9f)

Organization will happen at some point. Left cannot stop it forever.

Posted by: clutch at December 10, 2019 05:55 AM (+mbOC)

714 VIA, Hope the moving adventure yesterday went well.

Posted by: Mrs. JTB at December 10, 2019 05:56 AM (7EjX1)

715 Fen, there was mention still of rickl on the prayer list last week. It was a kick in the face to see it. Since we have the sidebar item, maybe the prayer list mention could be removed?

Posted by: creeper at December 10, 2019 05:57 AM (XxJt1)

716 Posted by: creeper at December 10, 2019 05:57 AM (XxJt1)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2019 05:59 AM (WI7YS)

717
Good morning, Hordians.

Let's get out there and enrage the lunatics by living a good life today.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2019 06:01 AM (7rVsF)

718 Sorry about that. Jumpy computer

Sorry too about Rick's L's name
I neglected to make that point known to the kind person who was who was covering for me-so my error. I have not actually done the prayer list since the summer so I will update it for tomorrow. I will be removing things that have no date or are over five or six weeks old,

And folks-If you just mentioned something in passing it may not make it to the prayer list unless I see it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2019 06:04 AM (WI7YS)

719 Hay, Hadrian. Gonna do just that. There's a fire in the fireplace and presents to wrap. Merry Christmas, my friend.

Posted by: creeper at December 10, 2019 06:04 AM (XxJt1)

720 Thank you, Fen. It hurts enough not to see rickl's posts without being reminded what he went through.

The prayer list was well cared for while you were out. I can't imagine keeping track of all this information.

Anyway, welcome back.

Posted by: creeper at December 10, 2019 06:08 AM (XxJt1)

721 "Hope the moving adventure yesterday went well."

Packing went very well yesterday.

Loading and beginning the journey south is today.

Then we get everything into storage down there, and return to Baltimore while we look for the new and improved stately VIA Manor.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 10, 2019 06:08 AM (tT0V4)

722 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 10, 2019 06:09 AM (u82oZ)

723 Still trying to find out if Donna (with ampersands) got the job. Anyone?

Posted by: creeper at December 10, 2019 06:10 AM (XxJt1)

724 Village Idiot's Apprentice

Top o ta mornin to ya, gov'nor.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 10, 2019 06:10 AM (u82oZ)

725 {{{creeper}}}

Thank you for the update on Wilber. Hope things continue to improve.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 10, 2019 06:12 AM (u82oZ)

726 (((Salty)))

Good morning! May it be a sterling day one state north.

Posted by: creeper at December 10, 2019 06:12 AM (XxJt1)

727 Morning all.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 10, 2019 06:13 AM (BN/jk)

728 Posted by: creeper at December 10, 2019 06:08 AM (XxJt1)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2019 06:13 AM (WI7YS)

729 G'morning, Salty.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 10, 2019 06:14 AM (tT0V4)

730 clutch

Organizing give the Deep State a target. Unorganized, but with a common mindset,may be stronger in a Panopticon Society.

We could discuss that at our next General Strategy command post exercise.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 10, 2019 06:15 AM (u82oZ)

731 Thanks, Salty. Me, too. As it turned out, if I hadn't hauled him off when I did he would have died. He's on a boatload of meds (thanks, Sis), missing two teeth and will have to stay in Iowa for several weeks. But I'm not digging another piggy grave. That's the bottom line.

Posted by: creeper at December 10, 2019 06:17 AM (XxJt1)

732 Sorry, creeper yes apaslo was very kind to do and she works full time so it was quite an undertaking

And good look with the "pig". I remember the first time you mentioned the pig (or that I saw the mention) and not knowing the history I thought you were Charlotte-and the pig was well, a pig.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2019 06:17 AM (WI7YS)

733 Nackly Dog, let me know when that meeting occurs and where. OPSEC and all that.

Posted by: clutch at December 10, 2019 06:17 AM (+mbOC)

734 creeper,

We will try and hold all the cold air up here. It is a balmy 17℉ here. Normally there is a fence in Nebraska that helps, but it blew over yesterday.

The National Weather Service says your winter will be warmer than normal, with a 50% confidence factor on that prediction.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 10, 2019 06:18 AM (u82oZ)

735 Salty, I didn't know KS got that cold. Tough for the quail there.

Posted by: clutch at December 10, 2019 06:20 AM (+mbOC)

736 For the Catholiics or people who do the "Divine Mercy Chaplet" TonyPete mentioned this . It is the Chaplet sung. It's lovely:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h036hXqcbnU

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2019 06:20 AM (WI7YS)

737 The National Weather Service says your winter will be warmer than normal, with a 50% confidence factor on that prediction.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

The Jews run the Weather Machine.

NWS has the official Forecast Flippin' Quarter

Posted by: Bruce at December 10, 2019 06:21 AM (vd8XM)

738 Fenelon, I'm in more of an Onward Christian Soldiers mood this morning. That is my Catholic prayer today.

Posted by: clutch at December 10, 2019 06:22 AM (+mbOC)

739 And I sing that cheerfully.

Posted by: clutch at December 10, 2019 06:23 AM (+mbOC)

740 clutch

The dues paying members in good standing will all be FBI plants.

Now, to spin up NSA Bob, Nby wsjbyl qy qcff omy cm LIN-20, ziffiqyx vs LIN-9.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 10, 2019 06:23 AM (u82oZ)

741 What happened to treason?

"House Dems expected to unveil two articles of impeachment against Trump.....abuse of power and obstruction of Congress, per multiple leadership
sources and members close with the investigation."

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 10, 2019 06:24 AM (JUOKG)

742 clutch

Kansas has a Contanental climate. No water to tempor the swings. This is much warmer than usual. School does not close until the wind chill is -20℉.

Last year it was -11℉ , and we had classes.

Normally January has several weeks with not a peep above freezing.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 10, 2019 06:26 AM (u82oZ)

743 Continental. Sheesh.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 10, 2019 06:27 AM (u82oZ)

744 Winter is a time to prune. There will be growth in the Spring

Posted by: Pope Chauncy Gardiner at December 10, 2019 06:27 AM (DBGf/)

745 Posted by: clutch at December 10, 2019 06:22 AM (+mbOC)

Well, it's certainly a fine hymn although it was actually written by an Anglican priest for children to sing during some sort of Processional.

One of my favorites is "My Hope Is Built" which I intend to have at my funeral

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2019 06:28 AM (WI7YS)

746 Continental. Sheesh.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

You were probably thinking of a Linklon Contanental

Damn good car

Posted by: Bruce at December 10, 2019 06:29 AM (vd8XM)

747 Seventeen degrees, Salty? Keep that up there! I've got thirty degrees and I'm clinging to every one of 'em. The high won't be much better.

Posted by: creeper at December 10, 2019 06:30 AM (XxJt1)

748 Fenelon, Anglicans are returning to Catholicism, so I am appropriating that song. Cheerfully.
I like Battle Hymn of the Republic as my dirge. But, that is a long way off.

Posted by: clutch at December 10, 2019 06:31 AM (+mbOC)

749 creeper

I am comforted by the chiggers that are not active in the cold. Enjoy your heat wave.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 10, 2019 06:31 AM (u82oZ)

750 "House Dems expected to unveil two articles of impeachment against Trump.....abuse of power and obstruction of Congress, per multiple leadership
sources and members close with the investigation."
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS)

LOLGFY congress.
On the first count, everything he has done is within his purview.
On the second count, he hasn't obstructed squat. He's worked with "congress". Witness how many judges he's had confirmed.
LOLGFY.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 10, 2019 06:31 AM (BN/jk)

751 What happened to treason?

Another trial balloon that failed?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 10, 2019 06:33 AM (hbTkw)

752 An almost balmy 19 degrees here in No Ill.
At least it's warmer then they forecasted.

Posted by: Bruce at December 10, 2019 06:33 AM (vd8XM)

753 FenelonSpoke

"My Hope Is Built" is a nice hymn. It showcases strong faith.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 10, 2019 06:33 AM (u82oZ)

754 I for one, Welcome our neo-puritan with a buggery twist humorless pinch faced Leftist overlords. Intermittent electricity and insect protein. What's not to like?

Posted by: Common Tater at December 10, 2019 06:33 AM (4LH9f)

755 I have a suggestion for the "Vicar of Christ" (sorry Catholics, but that's correct, isn't it?). Why don't you open the borders of Vatican City, take down the metal detectors, and disarm the Swiss Guard, and get back to us on that borders thing? Thanks muchly.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at December 10, 2019 06:36 AM (IttZ7)

756 Busy day today, so I'll start preps now.

Everyone have a serene day. Let the beauty all around you lift your spirits.

May every traffic light turn green as you approach. However, there is a need for your head on a swivel and having a Mattis plan.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 10, 2019 06:36 AM (u82oZ)

757 Ask not where bluebell secrets her shivs.

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at December 10, 2019 06:36 AM (DMUuz)

758 ... and insect protein.

CBD will have a whole new food thread!

Posted by: Bruce at December 10, 2019 06:36 AM (vd8XM)

759 Antipope Bergoglio ain't takin' no suggestions.

Posted by: JAS at December 10, 2019 06:37 AM (DBGf/)

760 Heh.
Sean Spicier tweets

"We must impeach Trump...and if you don't believe us, here's some more Democrats!"

Posted by: Bruce at December 10, 2019 06:39 AM (vd8XM)

761 I laughed at the story of the OK Dem who is in a tight race. You've heard the phrase "token blacks"? Well, we have token Dems. We let a couple of them win an election occasionally to prove how reasonable we are.

They don't count.

Posted by: creeper at December 10, 2019 06:41 AM (XxJt1)

And Now Some Political Advertisements From Our Tyrannical and Vicious (and Incompetent) Ruling Class

NBC reveals anonymous impeachment whistleblower on short list for @TIME Person of the Year pic.twitter.com/VYwO61Fgk3
— Kyle Drennen (@kjdrennen) December 9, 2019

The Washington Post Opinion page: If you don't agree with us, you must be a Russian asset pic.twitter.com/AZSeyySOlM
— Nathan Brand (@NathanBrandWA) December 8, 2019

Freweini Mebrahtu has just been named CNN Hero of the Year. Learn how she is stamping out the stigma surrounding menstruation. https://t.co/Zj0J3wV0QK pic.twitter.com/cBvoFSxrDc
— CNN (@CNN) December 9, 2019

#OIG report reminds us how spookily accurate John LeCarre is about the world of spooks: mediocre men w/ privileged pedigrees fantasizing they are James Bond patriotic heroes while acting like slimy, two-bit, comically inept saboteurs from an Elmore Leonard novel.
— Robert Barnes (@Barnes_Law) December 9, 2019

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 07:50 PM

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1 Buy ammo

Posted by: rammajamma at December 09, 2019 07:51 PM (xceTB)

2 im so tired.

Posted by: Joe biden von schtupp at December 09, 2019 07:51 PM (Vy7tf)

3

This would be a good time to point out, once again, that I hate fucking monkeys.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 09, 2019 07:52 PM (Qrd7o)

4 Stick up on Hesco barriers. They're not just for downrange.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 09, 2019 07:53 PM (8/E19)

5 Nood called

Posted by: rammajamma at December 09, 2019 07:53 PM (xceTB)

6 Silly Rabbit. Trix are for kids.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at December 09, 2019 07:53 PM (Vy7tf)

7 I could never get through a LeCarre novel.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 09, 2019 07:53 PM (+0AKE)

8 qwerty!

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 09, 2019 07:53 PM (q1Pj5)

9 Jesus Christ. THERE IS NO FUCKING STIGMA AROUND MENSTRUATION!!! We. Do. Not. Give. A. Fuck.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 07:53 PM (NWiLs)

10 hiya

Posted by: JT at December 09, 2019 07:54 PM (arJlL)

11 If it bleeds it leads

Posted by: jsg at December 09, 2019 07:55 PM (JG1i6)

12 That America-hating commie soccer player was named SI person of the year or some shit.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at December 09, 2019 07:55 PM (Vy7tf)

13 Stigma around menstruation. I seem to missed another 'thing' that I was suppose to give a shit about.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 09, 2019 07:55 PM (0zDoP)

14 Freweini Mebrahtu ??

free my weenie and my bra too ?

WTF ?

Posted by: Ventura Highway at December 09, 2019 07:55 PM (M+Lyo)

15

The enigma of stigma.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 09, 2019 07:55 PM (aKsyK)

16 So if the anonymous whistle-blower is Times Man

Posted by: tbodie at December 09, 2019 07:55 PM (+Q7pl)

17 Jeebus. Can't see anybody wanting to get their wings with FreeWeenie.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 09, 2019 07:55 PM (qaR8a)

18 WASTF!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 09, 2019 07:55 PM (BiNEL)

19 Women menstruate? I never would have known, what with them talking about all the f'ing time.

And lols, it starts with "mens".

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 09, 2019 07:55 PM (+0AKE)

20

This is a good time for an odd Rememberberry:

remember BUSTER POINDEXTER?

I still to this day do nut understand how he achieved a bit of stardom.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 09, 2019 07:55 PM (Qrd7o)

21 Are they going to put a guy with a bag over his head on the cover of Time?

Posted by: freakdd at December 09, 2019 07:55 PM (Tnijr)

22 9 This. You live with women, you accept all the joy and such it brings

Posted by: rammajamma at December 09, 2019 07:56 PM (xceTB)

23 If multi-culturalism is good rooosha cannot be bad!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at December 09, 2019 07:56 PM (Vy7tf)

24 Times Person of the year dobthey even have a cover photo?

Posted by: tbodie at December 09, 2019 07:56 PM (+Q7pl)

25 Jesus Christ. THERE IS NO FUCKING STIGMA AROUND MENSTRUATION!!! We. Do. Not. Give. A. Fuck.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 07:53 PM (NWiLs)

What about sex during menstruation though?

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 09, 2019 07:56 PM (K3zSe)

26 Horowitz's fart musta really stunk for Durham to get up and leave the room

Posted by: REDACTED at December 09, 2019 07:56 PM (rpxSz)

27 Out: Discovering new worlds, curing epidemics, winning wars.

In: Destigmatizing menstuation.

Posted by: zombie at December 09, 2019 07:56 PM (fK2gX)

28 Buy more ammo

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2019 07:56 PM (ZCEU2)

29

Yeah, we all need someone we can bleed on
Yeah but if you want it, well you can bleed on me
Yeah, we all need someone we can bleed on
Yeah yeah and if you want it baby why don't ya
You can bleed on me
All over, hoo

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 09, 2019 07:56 PM (aKsyK)

30 "THERE IS NO FUCKING STIGMA AROUND MENSTRUATION!"

I hate fucking stigma.

Posted by: freakdd at December 09, 2019 07:57 PM (Tnijr)

31 They should have picked that bint actress Jameela.

Posted by: JAS at December 09, 2019 07:57 PM (DBGf/)

32
Wow, you guys are gonna hit a nood record, I think.
You are on track for an anus reference in the top 40.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 09, 2019 07:57 PM (Qrd7o)

33 Save your brass

Posted by: Ventura Highway at December 09, 2019 07:57 PM (M+Lyo)

34 Freweini

That ead a cute movie.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 09, 2019 07:57 PM (K3zSe)

35 The horror !

The horror !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 09, 2019 07:57 PM (JwHjN)

36 I think we found the leaker.

Posted by: jsg at December 09, 2019 07:57 PM (JG1i6)

37 But there is a stigmata...

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 09, 2019 07:57 PM (Dc2NZ)

38 "Learn how she is stamping out the stigma surrounding menstruation."

And the Salvation Army is getting slammed.

Posted by: Mark1971 at December 09, 2019 07:57 PM (xPl2J)

39 Was.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 09, 2019 07:57 PM (K3zSe)

40 Are we going to have month long 'Awareness' for Menstruation Stigma?

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 09, 2019 07:58 PM (0zDoP)

41 What about sex during menstruation though?
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 09, 2019 07:56 PM (K3zSe)

Back hole, top hole?

Posted by: Genderless hole-seeker at December 09, 2019 07:58 PM (Vy7tf)

42 21
Are they going to put a guy with a bag over his head on the cover of Time?

The Unknown Comic!

Posted by: dartist at December 09, 2019 07:58 PM (K22Va)

43 12: You left out "ugly and non-busty dyke" from your description.

Posted by: Crusader at December 09, 2019 07:58 PM (ewSN2)

44 Hiya Eris !

Posted by: JT at December 09, 2019 07:58 PM (arJlL)

45 You are on track for an anus reference in the top 40.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 09, 2019 07:57 PM (Qrd7o)

With this crowd, we otter be able to manage that!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 09, 2019 07:58 PM (BiNEL)

46 JT!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 09, 2019 07:58 PM (Dc2NZ)

47 I still to this day do nut understand how he achieved a bit of stardom.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 09, 2019 07:55 PM (Qrd7o)
-------------
Well he is pretty good in "Scrooged" which is a fine movie.

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at December 09, 2019 07:58 PM (4+8an)

48 What about sex during menstruation though?
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy
--------

Well, now, it depends on what your definition of 'stigma' is.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 09, 2019 07:58 PM (yY5sN)

49
41 What about sex during menstruation though?
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 09, 2019 07:56 PM (K3zSe)

Back hole, top hole?

Posted by: Genderless hole-seeker

And there it is!
I missed it by 1.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 09, 2019 07:58 PM (Qrd7o)

50

FREEWEENIE!!!

Posted by: Skynyrd fan with Bic lighter at December 09, 2019 07:58 PM (aKsyK)

51 *In: Destigmatizing menstuation.
Posted by: zombie at December 09, 2019 07:56 PM (fK2gX)*

Female trannies not hit at all.

Posted by: tbodie at December 09, 2019 07:59 PM (+Q7pl)

52 Horribus anus?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 09, 2019 07:59 PM (27Gbf)

53 She bled from her hands? What? Oh, STIGMA. Carry on.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 09, 2019 07:59 PM (LOq4H)

54 What is enraging me the most is that the Deep State and Dems and MSN (yeah, I stutter) is weakening us in the eyes of our enemies, and they could care less.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 09, 2019 07:59 PM (VqhL9)

55 Freweini Mebrahtu has just been named CNN Hero of the Year. Learn how she is stamping out the stigma surrounding menstruation.

First would problems much?

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 09, 2019 07:59 PM (aS1PU)

56 CNN Hero!

Someone who can flush the commode twice without plugging the plumbing.

Posted by: Fritz at December 09, 2019 07:59 PM (zD38/)

57 "33 Save your brass

Posted by: Ventura Highway at December 09, 2019 07:57 PM (M+Lyo) "

Always.

Don't do anything with it, got 30 year old brass in bags, but I save it religious.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 09, 2019 07:59 PM (JwHjN)

58 Horribus anus?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 09, 2019 07:59 PM (27Gbf)

Anus horribilis!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 09, 2019 07:59 PM (BiNEL)

59 Liquor in Front, Poker in the Rear.

Posted by: dartist at December 09, 2019 08:00 PM (K22Va)

60 Shouldn't these people be .....working?

Menstrual woman probably gets a federal grant to do her nonsense.

Tax money down the toilet.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 09, 2019 08:00 PM (Z+IKu)

61 20

This is a good time for an odd Rememberberry:

remember BUSTER POINDEXTER?

I still to this day do nut understand how he achieved a bit of stardom.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile

Since he got his start in the proto punk band NY Dolls, he did do an interesting career turn.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 09, 2019 08:00 PM (0zDoP)

62 Only Women Bleed

That Alice Cooper... Wut. A. Hatemonger.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 09, 2019 08:00 PM (Z4rgH)

63 What about sex during menstruation though?
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 09, 2019 07:56 PM (K3zSe)

Beejers.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 08:00 PM (NWiLs)

64 I hate fucking stigma.

******************

I hater fucking her too.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at December 09, 2019 08:00 PM (+dsLj)

65 Anus Horrilibutts

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 09, 2019 08:00 PM (Dc2NZ)

66 I think we need to work on destigmatizing menstruation.

Like when your wife is all cranky, and you ask is it that time of the month?

And then she stigmas you right between the eyes.

Posted by: blaster at December 09, 2019 08:00 PM (ZfRYq)

67 60 Shouldn't these people be .....working?

Menstrual woman probably gets a federal grant to do her nonsense.

Tax money down the toilet.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 09, 2019 08:00 PM (Z+IKu)

Same place she puts her pads, I bet.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 08:00 PM (NWiLs)

68 Even more offensive than the slow roll coup that trie to overturn my vote was the incompetence and buffoonery with which it was executed.

Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2019 08:01 PM (XNkEi)

69 Freweini Mebrahtu has just been named CNN Hero of the Year. Learn how she is stamping out the stigma surrounding menstruation.

Free weenie can help limit menstruation, so I rate this "true".

Posted by: mikeski at December 09, 2019 08:01 PM (P1f+c)

70 I saw one thing on that CNN Heroes show. It was the guy who saves donkeys. I thought man, this is scraping the bottom here. Little did I know.

Posted by: Mark1971 at December 09, 2019 08:01 PM (xPl2J)

71 Liquor in Front, Poker in the Rear.

Posted by: dartist at December 09, 2019 08:00 PM (K22Va)

Moose out Front?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 09, 2019 08:01 PM (BiNEL)

72 Think I'll go back to my Lovecraft omnibutts. It's less disgusting.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 09, 2019 08:01 PM (Dc2NZ)

73 Not Elmore Leonard more like Philip Dick novels.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 09, 2019 08:02 PM (jKBVK)

74 What about sex during menstruation though?

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy

Well, um, sometimes the horniness factor went up considerably during that time. And who was I to deny such demands...

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 09, 2019 08:02 PM (LOq4H)

75 May you live in ~~interesting~~ fucked up times.

Posted by: Max Power at December 09, 2019 08:02 PM (q177U)

76 What about sex during menstruation though?
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 09, 2019 07:56 PM (K3zSe)

Beejers.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 08:00 PM (NWiLs)

You left out the other option.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 09, 2019 08:02 PM (K3zSe)

77 Runner-Up for Person of the Year went to the guy who destigmatized boogers.

Posted by: zombie at December 09, 2019 08:02 PM (fK2gX)

78 Even more offensive than the slow roll coup that trie to overturn my vote was the incompetence and buffoonery with which it was executed.

Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2019 08:01 PM (XNkEi)

You overlooked the best part, these incompetent buffoons will get away with it!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 09, 2019 08:02 PM (BiNEL)

79 Isn't the word MENstruation oppression?

Shouldn't it be Femstruation?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 09, 2019 08:03 PM (VqhL9)

80 What would really be newsworthy is if she is hanging Christmas lights and falls off the roof.

Posted by: jsg at December 09, 2019 08:03 PM (JG1i6)

81 What about sex during menstruation though?

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 09, 2019 07:56 PM (K3zSe)

Beejers.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 08:00 PM (NWiLs)

Only if your penis is made of chocolate and emits wine.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 09, 2019 08:03 PM (q1Pj5)

82 You left out the other option.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 09, 2019 08:02 PM (K3zSe)

I'm surprised!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 09, 2019 08:03 PM (BiNEL)

83 The best part is STILL that Hillary isn't President

Posted by: Crusader at December 09, 2019 08:03 PM (ewSN2)

84 I'm ready for your pollen, baby! Give it to me!

Posted by: Stigma at December 09, 2019 08:03 PM (Vy7tf)

85 Since the people in those 34 districts that switched to the Dems in 2018 voted for the Democrat, that means they support impeachment.
--actual argument I've seen

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at December 09, 2019 08:03 PM (vPKfA)

86 Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 09, 2019 07:52 PM (Qrd7o)

Then you should probably stop f**king them.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at December 09, 2019 08:03 PM (iDOB7)

87 >>>Think I'll go back to my Lovecraft omnibutts. It's less disgusting.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 09, 2019 08:01 PM (Dc2NZ)

In Soviet America color out of space is people!

Posted by: Max Power at December 09, 2019 08:03 PM (q177U)

88 What stigma is there about menustration? I must have missed that. I thought it was a biological fact.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 09, 2019 08:03 PM (8/E19)

89 Well shucks, Mz Freeweiney looks...kinda like.....she.....well....smells....funny. and not ha-ha funny.

Posted by: Eromero at December 09, 2019 08:04 PM (UUkQp)

90 "68 Even more offensive than the slow roll coup that trie to overturn my vote was the incompetence and buffoonery with which it was executed.

Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2019 08:01 PM (XNkEi) "

Egg - freakin - zackley.

Pissing on our heads, telling us it's raining, and the ballgag prevents us from interjecting the truth.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 09, 2019 08:04 PM (JwHjN)

91 Save your brass

Posted by: Ventura Highway at December 09, 2019 07:57 PM (M+Lyo) "

Always.

Don't do anything with it, got 30 year old brass in bags, but I save it religious.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 a

Scrap brass pays approx a buck twunny per lb.

Posted by: JT at December 09, 2019 08:04 PM (arJlL)

92
Stigma of menstruation????

What the fuck fuckity fuck?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 09, 2019 08:04 PM (pNxlR)

93 Give Frewieni a midol. Next!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 09, 2019 08:04 PM (r+sAi)

94 71 Liquor in Front, Poker in the Rear.

Posted by: dartist at December 09, 2019 08:00 PM (K22Va)

start her out with the irons, work her into woods

Posted by: REDACTED at December 09, 2019 08:04 PM (rpxSz)

95 Isn't the word MENstruation oppression?

Shouldn't it be Femstruation?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 09, 2019 08:03 PM (VqhL9)

The latest term is Freweini Mebrahtu. It's greek or something.

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 09, 2019 08:04 PM (aS1PU)

96 the, stupid, the

Posted by: REDACTED at December 09, 2019 08:04 PM (rpxSz)

97 88 What stigma is there about menustration? I must have missed that. I thought it was a biological fact.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 09, 2019 08:03 PM (8/E19

It's just part of the shame of being born a woman.

Posted by: Emmie at December 09, 2019 08:05 PM (87gB3)

98 I just heard that Megan Rapinoe was Sports Illustrated's person of the year. Of course.

Posted by: Mark1971 at December 09, 2019 08:05 PM (xPl2J)

99 The punchline is when Trump win Reelection in 2020.

Posted by: Max Power at December 09, 2019 08:05 PM (q177U)

100 Isn't the word MENstruation oppression?

Shouldn't it be Femstruation?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 09, 2019 08:03 PM (VqhL9)

PERSONstration.

Posted by: tbodie at December 09, 2019 08:05 PM (+Q7pl)

101 These Globalist even think like cheap Russian bots.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 09, 2019 08:05 PM (jKBVK)

102

Typical Leftist Bullshit:

1. Complain about a non-existent problem.
2. Blame Other for non-existent problem.
3. Demand a government solution to non-existent problem.
4. Gain Power over Other.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 09, 2019 08:05 PM (Qrd7o)

103 Stigma of menstruation????

What the fuck fuckity fuck?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 09, 2019 08:04 PM (pNxlR)

When they are banished to the moon hut for 5 days for being unclean.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 09, 2019 08:05 PM (q1Pj5)

104 92
Stigma of menstruation????

What the fuck fuckity fuck?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 09, 2019 08:04 PM (pNxlR)

"Let me tell you something."

- - Sonny Corleone on the Causeway

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2019 08:05 PM (zBaqJ)

105 40
Are we going to have month long 'Awareness' for Menstruation Stigma?

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 09, 2019 07:58 PM (0zDoP)

Isn't the red ribbon already taken?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 09, 2019 08:05 PM (TLxpZ)

106 I still to this day do nut understand how he achieved a bit of stardom.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 09, 2019 07:55 PM (Qrd7o)
-------------
Well he is pretty good in "Scrooged" which is a fine movie.
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at December 09, 2019 07:58 PM (4+8an)

Leonard Cohen. Everybody knows......he sucked, big time. How the hell did he even get recorded is a mystery. Must be related to someone.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 09, 2019 08:05 PM (Z+IKu)

107 98 I just heard that Megan Rapinoe was Sports Illustrated's person of the year. Of course.
Posted by: Mark1971

The soon to be extinct Sports Illustrated.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 09, 2019 08:06 PM (0zDoP)

108 Oh boy, all the lights are up for the annual light show here. Starting this Friday night, 11 days of avoiding people like the plague.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 09, 2019 08:06 PM (K3zSe)

109
Men-strudel = Vindman

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2019 08:06 PM (zBaqJ)

110 Menstruation is nature punishing you for not getting pregnant.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 09, 2019 08:06 PM (+0AKE)

111 Does Miss Freeweenie come from a culture with menstrual huts or something? And if so, why is that our problem?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 09, 2019 08:06 PM (Dc2NZ)

112 Their Persons of the Year selections tell me how irrelevant they are to the broad stream of life. Outside of their little bubbles that we get to see through the lens of cable TV and the internet there is a vast world. A world in which they are disconnected from and irrelevant to.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Leftovers are The Bachelor's Main Meal! at December 09, 2019 08:06 PM (0QYMt)

113 103 Stigma of menstruation????

Stay pregnant!!

Posted by: Amish non stigmata at December 09, 2019 08:06 PM (Vy7tf)

114 54. Feature, not a bug. Anyway the only enemies in their world is US.

Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2019 08:06 PM (XNkEi)

115 I look forward to the NFL spending a month raising money and awareness to combat the problem of menstruation.

Posted by: Crusader at December 09, 2019 08:06 PM (ewSN2)

116

Leonard Cohen is unique, I'll say that.
I have to give him points for originality.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 09, 2019 08:07 PM (Qrd7o)

117 "Go with the Flow," I always say.

Posted by: Fritz at December 09, 2019 08:07 PM (zD38/)

118 Didn't Rod Stewart sing a song about this ?

Posted by: jsg at December 09, 2019 08:07 PM (JG1i6)

119 It's a Stigma!

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at December 09, 2019 08:07 PM (r+sAi)

120 "Freweini"

Any relation to Frewilli? Like, is she an orca?

Posted by: freaked at December 09, 2019 08:07 PM (Tnijr)

121 Lovecraft Omnibutt??

Don't ask where the third eye is this time

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 09, 2019 08:07 PM (27Gbf)

122 NBC reveals anonymous impeachment whistleblower on short list for @TIME Person of the Year

Wait, there was an anonymous whistleblower, in addition to Eric Ciaramella?

Posted by: mikeski at December 09, 2019 08:07 PM (P1f+c)

123
The latest term is Freweini Mebrahtu.

Nanu Nanu

Posted by: Mork from Ork at December 09, 2019 08:07 PM (aKsyK)

124 fucking whistleblower. thought snitches got stitches.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 09, 2019 08:08 PM (KP5rU)

125 54. Feature, not a bug. Anyway the only enemies in their world is US.
Posted by: kallisto

(Trudges back to 54.........)

Posted by: JT at December 09, 2019 08:08 PM (arJlL)

126 Keanus! Keanus!

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 09, 2019 08:08 PM (27Gbf)

127 117 "Go with the Flow," I always say.
Posted by: Fritz at December 09, 2019 08:07 PM (zD38/)

"Ma flow be linoleum."

- - Just the Punchline

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2019 08:08 PM (zBaqJ)

128 Hey, quit picking on CNN. I like those guys, no... I really like those guys.

Posted by: Satan at December 09, 2019 08:08 PM (6oB47)

129 If they select him Time should put a picture of The Unknown Comic on the cover.

Posted by: Mark1971 at December 09, 2019 08:08 PM (xPl2J)

130
Roll out the barrel...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2019 08:09 PM (zBaqJ)

131 Bruno Ganz for person of the year.

Posted by: klaftern at December 09, 2019 08:09 PM (RuIsu)

132 Cohen has a song that some chick recorded and Stevie Ray Vaughan did the guitar solo for it. If it weren't for that, his name wouldn't mean that much to me (and it doesn't mean much to me now).

Posted by: Crusader at December 09, 2019 08:09 PM (ewSN2)

133

Posted by: Satan at December 09, 2019 08:09 PM (6oB47)

134 Can't they call the whistle blower by his real name, Eric Ciaramella, since everyone already already knows it?

Posted by: Surfperch at December 09, 2019 08:09 PM (tVQUs)

135 Buy ammo
Posted by: rammajamma

Don't you mean buy MORE ammo?

Posted by: Sock Monkey...willing to pay the price for my children's freedom at December 09, 2019 08:09 PM (88WhX)

136
Ha! Satan in the barrel.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 09, 2019 08:09 PM (r+sAi)

137 Molly on Tucker

Posted by: redridinghood at December 09, 2019 08:09 PM (wiXsO)

138 Who's gonna tell Satan he needs to report to the Barrel?

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 09, 2019 08:10 PM (q1Pj5)

139 The latest term is Freweini Mebrahtu

Klaatu barada nikto!

Posted by: The Day the Brain Stood Still at December 09, 2019 08:10 PM (Vy7tf)

140 What about sex during menstruation though?
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 09, 2019 07:56 PM (K3zSe

Mucho slippery.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 09, 2019 08:10 PM (myjNJ)

141 The soon to be extinct Sports Illustrated.
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 09, 2019 08:06 PM (0zDoP)

Fuck those see you next Tuesdays in particular.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 09, 2019 08:10 PM (y7DUB)

142 "Men-strudel = Vindman"

Probably gotten his share of creampies...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 09, 2019 08:10 PM (qaR8a)

143 "The latest term is Freweini Mebrahtu"

* clink *
* whirr *

* Goes into action *

Posted by: Gort at December 09, 2019 08:10 PM (Tnijr)

144 Molly on Tucker

Phrasing.

Posted by: Grey Fox at December 09, 2019 08:10 PM (iTtBf)

145 So, I've had this Norelco shaver for at least five years and am shopping for a new one. My first Norelco came with a hard travel case. - Room enough for a toothbrush, small tube of deodorant, a twenty dollar bill slipped between the shell and case and it was good to go.

Now, the case is $15.00 and that Jackson won't get you into a bar.

Posted by: So at December 09, 2019 08:10 PM (/jZjK)

146 Ha! Satan in the barrel.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 09, 2019 08:09 PM (r+sAi)

This is hardly the time for folk music

Posted by: Josephistan at December 09, 2019 08:10 PM (E0xZd)

147 Freweini Mebrahtu

*****************

I almost read that as Frau Blucher

*horses whinnying in background*

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at December 09, 2019 08:10 PM (+dsLj)

148 Gonna go watch Jints/Iggles.

Posted by: JT at December 09, 2019 08:10 PM (arJlL)

149 Only on the Ace of Spades blog can Satan send himself to the Barrel.

And he thought the Ninth Circle was bad...

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 09, 2019 08:11 PM (27Gbf)

150
Eli is back, I hear.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 09, 2019 08:11 PM (Qrd7o)

151 Remember the old sailors' wisdom:

Red tide in, screwing's a sin.
Red tide out, let 'er spout!

Posted by: zombie at December 09, 2019 08:11 PM (fK2gX)

152 "97 88 What stigma is there about menustration? I must have missed that. I thought it was a biological fact.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 09, 2019 08:03 PM (8/E19

It's just part of the shame of being born a woman.

Posted by: Emmie at December 09, 2019 08:05 PM (87gB3) "

I know, right ?

When I first read about the Walk of Shame I was all wtf ?, when I did that I was proud as a peacock about going home in the morning after having sex.

Gotta be something hardwired right above the end of the spinal column.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 09, 2019 08:11 PM (JwHjN)

153 Who's gonna tell Satan he needs to report to the Barrel?

Posted by: Count de Monet

Could be dangerous. I'm pretty sure there's nothing in the Barrel that isn't extremely flammable.

Posted by: mikeski at December 09, 2019 08:12 PM (P1f+c)

154
Their Persons of the Year selections tell me how irrelevant they are to
the broad stream of life. Outside of their little bubbles that we get to
see through the lens of cable TV and the internet there is a vast
world. A world in which they are disconnected from and irrelevant to.

Who?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 09, 2019 08:12 PM (HaL55)

155 at least SCOTUS let KY ultrasound law stand

Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2019 08:12 PM (XNkEi)

156 Learn how she is stamping out the stigma surrounding menstruation

Just wax my balls, woman!

Posted by: Jessica Yaniv at December 09, 2019 08:12 PM (V+A8w)

157 Eli is back, I hear.

We'll see.......

Posted by: JT at December 09, 2019 08:12 PM (arJlL)

158 Eli is back, I hear.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 09, 2019 08:11 PM (Qrd7o)

Eli's comin' better hide your heart girls.

Posted by: Laura Nyro at December 09, 2019 08:13 PM (aS1PU)

159 You'll all be thrilled to know that Jenna Bush asked Moochelle Obama her opinion about the impeachment hearings today, on NBC's Today Show.

Mooch is in Vietnam working toward education for women. And she's "disturbed" by the divisiveness in our country.

Thanks, Mooch. You and your "husband" did more to divide this nation than anyone in modern history.

Go eat a dozen tacos and a slab of ribs and STFU.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 09, 2019 08:13 PM (ptqGC)

160
Александр Семёнович Виндман
Alexander Semyonovich Vindman

Posted by: So at December 09, 2019 08:13 PM (/jZjK)

161 Could be dangerous. I'm pretty sure there's nothing in the Barrel that isn't extremely flammable.
Posted by: mikeski at December 09, 2019 08:12 PM (P1f+c)

The slime is corrosive, but not flammable.

Also poisonous.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 09, 2019 08:13 PM (2B9A/)

162 What, no sympathy for the Devil?

Posted by: Satan at December 09, 2019 08:13 PM (6oB47)

163 Who's gonna tell Satan he needs to report to the Barrel?

Would that be a punishment?

Posted by: t-bird at December 09, 2019 08:13 PM (V+A8w)

164 Thread needs more Hogan's Heroes

Posted by: Crusader at December 09, 2019 08:14 PM (ewSN2)

165 at least SCOTUS let KY ultrasound law stand
Posted by: kallisto

Oh Kentucky !

I thought ya meant the jelly.

Posted by: JT at December 09, 2019 08:14 PM (arJlL)

166 Did Michelle eat any locally sourced 100% non-GMO Pho?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 09, 2019 08:14 PM (27Gbf)

167 time made hitler man of the year. fuck time.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 09, 2019 08:14 PM (KP5rU)

168 Hillary is waxing and sunning her 3rd eye. She is going to run.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 09, 2019 08:14 PM (iLaBB)

169 When I first read about the Walk of Shame I was all wtf ?, when I did
that I was proud as a peacock about going home in the morning after
having sex.
The Stride of Pride!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 09, 2019 08:14 PM (r+sAi)

170 Buster Poindexter was the alter ego of David Johansen from NY Dolls fame. Why I know that right away but can't find my keys is a mystery.

Posted by: jhawk90 at December 09, 2019 08:14 PM (pBjNj)

171 Leonard Cohen is unique, I'll say that.

I have to give him points for originality.

Can't think of one song of his that I've ever heard.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 09, 2019 08:14 PM (HaL55)

172 red wings ?

Posted by: Jasper Moore at December 09, 2019 08:14 PM (B+t5k)

173 warm, out of date astronaise awaits the guests of the barrel

Posted by: REDACTED at December 09, 2019 08:15 PM (rpxSz)

174 What, no sympathy for the Devil?
Posted by: Satan at December 09, 2019 08:13 PM (6oB47)

Who?
Who?

Posted by: Josephistan at December 09, 2019 08:15 PM (E0xZd)

175 Jenna Bush, all of her family and Michelle and his family, can all go back to Red China where they will be much more at home.

Posted by: So at December 09, 2019 08:15 PM (/jZjK)

176 madammayhem @ 140 Mucho slippery, but relatively safe to not get pregnant. Or so I heard. But not entirely 'true'.

Posted by: Eromero at December 09, 2019 08:15 PM (UUkQp)

177 Hillary is waxing and sunning her 3rd eye...
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 09, 2019 08:14 PM (iLaBB)

Dang, man. have a heart.

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 09, 2019 08:15 PM (aS1PU)

178 As expected, Tucker is hitting all the targets tonight.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 09, 2019 08:16 PM (ptqGC)

179 Better toughen up there Satan or Ace will build some shelves for you...

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 09, 2019 08:16 PM (27Gbf)

180
Stigma about menstruation is an Arab/Muslim thing. Go work on them lady, why don't you?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 09, 2019 08:16 PM (dZDT/)

181 WHERE'S MY FUCKING SUPPORT TITTIES!?

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2019 08:16 PM (CjeDS)

182 Sex Buckton on Tucker

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2019 08:16 PM (CjeDS)

183 Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2019 08:16 PM (CjeDS)

Calm. Down.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 09, 2019 08:17 PM (ptqGC)

184 What about sex during menstruation though?
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 09, 2019 07:56 PM (K3zSe

Or for those who are squeamish about blood...
If the front porch is being painted, you can use the back door.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 09, 2019 08:17 PM (myjNJ)

185 Finally answered once and for all today: Inspector General Horowitz is incompetent AND dishonest.

Posted by: Voter theater. at December 09, 2019 08:17 PM (WhIA2)

186 >>Calm. Down.

I was mocking the Service Animal Lady.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2019 08:17 PM (CjeDS)

187 Sex Buckton on Tucker
---

*monocle pop*

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 09, 2019 08:17 PM (Dc2NZ)

188 >>What about sex during menstruation though?

You can ride the Red River, but you should not drink of it. - Shit mohammed said, Vol I

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2019 08:18 PM (CjeDS)

189 I think they just insulted Elmore Leonard and the characters he creates.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at December 09, 2019 08:18 PM (bFkYZ)

190 Hey guys!

Been working ... what'd I miss?

Posted by: mikeyG at December 09, 2019 08:18 PM (1vWDB)

191 Well, I guess Murderin' Joe will be happy tomorrow.

I love that he finally came right out this morning and said he wants to "destroy" Trump because he dissed the lovely Mika's bleeding face.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 09, 2019 08:18 PM (ptqGC)

192 Did Sex Buckton ride in on a Sybian?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 09, 2019 08:18 PM (27Gbf)

193 I'm all in for the complete destruction of Michael Horowitz's reputation. I'm sick of this weasel and fraud and his scumbling, overblown legally parsed "reports."

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 09, 2019 08:18 PM (H8QX8)

194 Calm. Down.

Posted by: Jane D'oh

Hey! You've got yours, cut the man some slack!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 09, 2019 08:18 PM (LOq4H)

195 what'd I miss?
Turns out, nothing.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 09, 2019 08:19 PM (r+sAi)

196 I think they just insulted Elmore Leonard and the characters he creates.
Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged

I loved his books !

Posted by: JT at December 09, 2019 08:19 PM (arJlL)

197 Sex Buckton is folicularly blessed.

I could take over several small countries with a mop like that.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2019 08:19 PM (CjeDS)

198 It's perfectly safe to be suntanning your squeakhole.

Posted by: The Barbed Cock of Satan at December 09, 2019 08:19 PM (zD38/)

199 I bet The Donald is man enough to go to a drug store and buy Melania tampons and pads.

Only real men can do that with no shame or embarrassment.

Posted by: Czech Chick at December 09, 2019 08:20 PM (haWye)

200 Finally answered once and for all today: Inspector General Horowitz is incompetent AND dishonest.

Posted by: Voter theater. at December 09, 2019 08:17 PM (WhIA2)

-------

Seems competent to me. His job is to cover for the crooks, provide them with a defense, give propaganda to Democrats, and demonstrate the awesome power of the untouchable State to us peons.

All achieved. He did a fine job.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 09, 2019 08:20 PM (5aX2M)

201 All of this PAY ATTENTION TO MY PERIOD reminds me of 8th grade. It's just so juvenile. I guess the progs think it's a stigma when other, sensible adults of both sexes have zero interest in talking or thinking about the bodily functions of total strangers.

Posted by: JuJuBee at December 09, 2019 08:20 PM (4pMBB)

202 what'd I miss?

Oh, nothing much. Just the Left's attempts to destroy a democratic republic.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 09, 2019 08:20 PM (ptqGC)

203

Gee, CNN's Heroes of the Year group looked very "diverse". Like they were checking every friggin' box on that stage. There were as many people in that audience that watch CNN every day

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 09, 2019 08:20 PM (Ev6gs)

204 'WHERE'S MY FUCKING SUPPORT TITTIES!?"

you motorboatin' son of a gun, you!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 09, 2019 08:20 PM (qaR8a)

205 Actually, yes there are places with lots of people living in them where there is a stigma associated with menstruation. Ethiopia is mentioned, and India with its billion or so people is afflicted.

Despite the bad rap 3rd wave feminism has given women's suffrage over here, there is still plenty of work to be done in the developing world.

I ran across a site called menstrupedia.com in my work, ended up sending them a few shekels.

Posted by: West at December 09, 2019 08:20 PM (QX5Sf)

206 Tucker seems to be one of a very few clear sighted pundits today. Probably the only one on Fox, unless you count Levin

Posted by: Pete Seria at December 09, 2019 08:21 PM (7ZQe3)

207 Even Satan fears the reapening of the barrel.

Posted by: Max Power at December 09, 2019 08:21 PM (q177U)

208 We should start a meme that climate change activists are anti-gay. Or racist.

Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2019 08:21 PM (XNkEi)

209 Things I don't care about:

Other wymyn's periods.

Their whinging about Every Damned Thing.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 09, 2019 08:22 PM (ptqGC)

210 MoonPadsWithoutBorders is the new HumanFund.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2019 08:22 PM (CjeDS)

211 And Portland wants to force private property owners to let bums on their property, now.

I don't know if, when the dam breaks, things will be brutal immediately, or if it'll take some sort of disproportional lefty response first. But either way, that's where things are heading.

Posted by: lurker (the other one, but spelled with a P) at December 09, 2019 08:22 PM (67XdO)

212 WHERE'S MY FUCKING SUPPORT TITTIES!?

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2019 08:16 PM (CjeDS)

Hillary: Right here

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 09, 2019 08:22 PM (Ev6gs)

213 Did someone say Moon Pies?

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 09, 2019 08:22 PM (aS1PU)

214 Bottom story of the day:

Megan Rapinoe named Sports Illustrated's Sportsperson of the Year

Can't wait for a tranny to take her job.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 09, 2019 08:23 PM (I2/tG)

215 Menstruation causes climate change.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 09, 2019 08:23 PM (+0AKE)

216 WHERE'S MY FUCKING SUPPORT TITTIES!?

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2019 08:16 PM (CjeDS)

Hillary: Right here
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 09, 2019 08:22 PM (Ev6gs)

I think he's looking for a little more than your glorified foot warmers.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 09, 2019 08:23 PM (K3zSe)

217
Ever see megan rapinoe's sister?
Same dyke haircut, but not pink.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 09, 2019 08:23 PM (Qrd7o)

218 Tucker seems to be one of a very few clear sighted pundits today. Probably the only one on Fox, unless you count Levin

Posted by: Pete Seria at December 09, 2019 08:21 PM (7ZQe3)

And he's not even a Trump guy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 09, 2019 08:24 PM (ptqGC)

219 Did someone say Moon Pies?
Posted by: DR.WTF at December 09, 2019 08:22 PM (aS1PU)

What a time to be alive

Posted by: Josephistan at December 09, 2019 08:24 PM (E0xZd)

220

Freweini Mebrahtu

*horse whinnies*

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 09, 2019 08:24 PM (Ev6gs)

221 >>Test to make sure I'm still banned.

Yep. Still banned.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2019 08:24 PM (CjeDS)

222 Matt Gaetz on TuCa's show.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 09, 2019 08:25 PM (ptqGC)

223
>>Test to make sure I'm still banned.

Who was that?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 09, 2019 08:25 PM (Qrd7o)

224 199 I bet The Donald is man enough to go to a drug store and buy Melania tampons and pads.

Only real men can do that with no shame or embarrassment.
Posted by: Czech Chick at December 09, 2019 08:20 PM (haWye)

When hubby and I first got married, I hated asking him to do that for me.

Was much relieved that he had no problem whatsoever with it.

He'd even go get them for our daughters.

What astonished me is that they asked him.

I would have died of shame before asking my dad to do it, and he was the father of 6 girls.

Posted by: Marybeth at December 09, 2019 08:25 PM (4pK1/)

225 2020 will be Year of the Goatsy

Posted by: Regular joe at December 09, 2019 08:26 PM (6/uwW)

226 The stigma of menstruation?

wat

Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2019 08:26 PM (M0u+N)

227 We should start a meme that climate change activists are anti-gay. Or racist.

Already starting. Some "climate change activists" have noticed that if you let a person emigrate from El Salvador to the US, their carbon footprint probably goes up by a factor of ten.

This is leading to accusations of racism - because, of course, you have to support open borders no matter what, even if that leads to a big increase in global CO2 output.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 09, 2019 08:26 PM (I2/tG)

228 I thought I saw garrett for a sec, and then he was gone.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 09, 2019 08:26 PM (ptqGC)

229 Jeffrey Epstein for Person Who-Didn't-Kill-Them-Selves Of The Year.

Posted by: Hands at December 09, 2019 08:26 PM (786Ro)

230
Xipo Topec?

The Aztec commenter?

Why banned?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 09, 2019 08:26 PM (Qrd7o)

231 Who's still banned?

Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2019 08:27 PM (M0u+N)

232
Megan Rapinoe named Sports Illustrated's Sportsperson of the Year

Its A Bold Strategy Cotton, Lets See If It Pays Off For Em

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 09, 2019 08:27 PM (Ev6gs)

233
Reset your modem.
Turn it off, and then turn it on again.

Reset everything.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 09, 2019 08:27 PM (Qrd7o)

234 221
>>Test to make sure I'm still banned.

Yep. Still banned.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2019 08:24 PM (CjeDS)

If you're banned and nobody knows it, are you a ghost like Buzzion?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Leftovers are The Bachelor's Main Meal! at December 09, 2019 08:27 PM (0QYMt)

235 Back door's not a good idea. Up top is much better.

Posted by: So at December 09, 2019 08:27 PM (/jZjK)

236 I thought I saw garrett for a sec, and then he was gone.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 09, 2019 08:26 PM (ptqGC)

Satan finally nabbed him.

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 09, 2019 08:27 PM (aS1PU)

237 Why is garrett banned?

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 09, 2019 08:27 PM (K3zSe)

238 Reset your modem.

Turn it off, and then turn it on again.

Reset everything.

You forgot "count to 13".

Posted by: mikeyG at December 09, 2019 08:28 PM (1vWDB)

239 MENSTRUATION IS BANNED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.

Posted by: JuJuBee at December 09, 2019 08:28 PM (4pMBB)

240 But if you have bad breath do you even know it?

Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2019 08:28 PM (M0u+N)

241 227. ha. YES

Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2019 08:28 PM (XNkEi)

242 I thought I saw garrett for a sec, and then he was gone.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at Dece

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Why'd they ban garrett? That sucks.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 09, 2019 08:28 PM (5aX2M)

243

Not garrett, numbskulls.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 09, 2019 08:28 PM (Qrd7o)

244 Why is garrett banned?
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 09, 2019 08:27 PM (K3zSe)

yelling about tits ?

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 08:29 PM (zr5Kq)

245 Never trust anything that bleeds for a week each month and lives!

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 09, 2019 08:29 PM (flINI)

246 Imagine the shame of those who can not menusturate. Or even spell it.

Posted by: freaked at December 09, 2019 08:29 PM (Tnijr)

247 Actually, yes there are places with lots of people living in them where there is a stigma associated with menstruation. Ethiopia is mentioned, and India with its billion or so people is afflicted.

Posted by: West at December 09, 2019 08:20 PM

Maybe we should invade, occupy, and de-stigmatize them.

Posted by: Hands at December 09, 2019 08:29 PM (786Ro)

248 In case everyone missed it,

November 4th marked the 40th anniversary of the Khomeini Kollege Klub taking 52 Americans hostage in Tehran.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 09, 2019 08:29 PM (27Gbf)

249 Reset your Russia, too.
Hillary

Posted by: JuJuBee at December 09, 2019 08:29 PM (4pMBB)

250 Relying on the teachings of Seneca right now. Lefty assholes licking themselves all over right now watching the news on impeachment at my local eatery. Asked workers to change every TV in the place to the football game. Civil War might start here in the Bay Area if self control doesn't get the better of me.

Posted by: JROD at December 09, 2019 08:29 PM (puS7T)

251 Why is garrett banned?

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 09, 2019 08:27 PM (K3zSe)

yelling about tits ?

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 08:29 PM (zr5Kq)

Tits are banned?

I don't know you people.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Leftovers are The Bachelor's Main Meal! at December 09, 2019 08:30 PM (0QYMt)

252 Not garrett, numbskulls.
Posted by: Soothsayer

*runs hands together, FINALY !

yo mama is a numbskull !!

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 08:30 PM (zr5Kq)

253 garret?

that guy is an asshole!

No. That was Xipe posting. Briefly.

Apparently PixyMisa Hampsters eat Xipe Posts now.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2019 08:30 PM (CjeDS)

254 yelling about tits ?

They're nice birds. That's no reason to ban him (or her as the case may be).

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 09, 2019 08:30 PM (HaL55)

255 If you're banned and nobody knows it, are you a ghost like Buzzion?

He watches you fap.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 09, 2019 08:30 PM (1vWDB)

256 Don't even bother to read the comments at CNN's Hero of the Year.

They're all brain-dead idiots.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 09, 2019 08:30 PM (ptqGC)

257 *rubs... another fail, this makes me sad...

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 08:30 PM (zr5Kq)

258 @244 Marybeth, hahaha! My sisters and I bought our own. Mom asked us once why we didn't just let her know we needed them. Grocery list was posted on the fridge. LOL ,no way. We were a little uptight, I guess.

Posted by: April at December 09, 2019 08:30 PM (OX9vb)

259 garrett's banned? It's about time!

Posted by: freaked at December 09, 2019 08:30 PM (Tnijr)

260 There's a stigma surrounding menstruation? How does it play out?

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at December 09, 2019 08:31 PM (Uu+Jp)

261 Why is garrett banned?
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 09, 2019 08:27 PM (K3zSe)

yelling about tits ?
Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 08:29 PM (zr5Kq)

Geeze, half of the posters are going to be banned if that's the case

Posted by: Josephistan at December 09, 2019 08:31 PM (E0xZd)

262 We have to read the banns.

Posted by: Old-time minister at December 09, 2019 08:31 PM (4pMBB)

263 Reset?

Over charge!

*hic*

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 09, 2019 08:31 PM (27Gbf)

264 Menstruation. Never trust a word that has a "u" in it for no reason.

Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2019 08:31 PM (M0u+N)

265 Garrett died heroically trying to stamp out menstrual stigma. Shame. He'll be missed.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 09, 2019 08:31 PM (H5knJ)

266 Despite the bad rap 3rd wave feminism has given women's suffrage over here, there is still plenty of work to be done in the developing world.

Posted by: West at December 09, 2019 08:20 PM (QX5Sf)

3rd Wave Feminism has done nothing for women here or in the developing world.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 09, 2019 08:31 PM (eoQWY)

267 Ass!!!!!!

Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2019 08:31 PM (M0u+N)

268 I ran across a site called menstrupedia.com in my work, ended up sending them a few shekels.

Posted by: West at December 09, 2019 08:20 PM (QX5Sf)

Menstrupedia. Gee, what will they think of next?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 09, 2019 08:31 PM (Ev6gs)

269 my posts disappear from time to time. Last time was the funny thread about fat PINK and her 4 boy toys. I just made myself glip.

Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2019 08:31 PM (XNkEi)

270 Wait, is the current situation a John Le Carre novel or an Elmore Leonard novel? WHICH ONE?

Posted by: Pete in Texas at December 09, 2019 08:31 PM (95jrE)

271 Tits are banned?

I don't know you people.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Leftovers are The Bachelor's Main Meal! at December 09, 2019 08:30 PM (0QYMt)

tits are banned, however you can talk about everything else

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 08:32 PM (zr5Kq)

272 >>Never trust a word that has a "u" in it for no reason.

The U is necessary.

... it acts like a cup.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2019 08:32 PM (CjeDS)

273
Menstruation. Never trust a word that has a "u" in it for no reason.

Posted by: eleven

This would've been a lot funnier if Dennis Prager posted it.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 09, 2019 08:32 PM (Qrd7o)

274 Yo Yo Ma is a numskull? Great cellist though.

Posted by: JuJuBee at December 09, 2019 08:32 PM (4pMBB)

275 Apparently PixyMisa Hampsters eat Xipe Posts now.

As God intended.

Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2019 08:32 PM (M0u+N)

276 I think I'm going to invent a men's menstruation kit.
Strap this on and it will leak blood like substance all day into a pad.. I could be a millionaire!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 09, 2019 08:32 PM (438dO)

277 Learn how she is stamping out the stigma surrounding menstruation.

Stigma? Stigma? Haven't ads for women's stuff been in our faces for half a century? Haven't we seen every bloody avant garde art piece? More stigma, please.

I remember when bra ads hit tv. It's been all downhill since then.

Lifts and separates...

Posted by: mindful webworker's cell sux at December 09, 2019 08:33 PM (1gBKP)

278 tits are banned, however you can talk about everything else

Yeah, just try keeping birds away.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 09, 2019 08:33 PM (HaL55)

279 >> I think I'm going to invent a men's menstruation kit.

It's called a Tackle Box.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2019 08:33 PM (CjeDS)

280 Wait, is the current situation a John Le Carre novel or an Elmore Leonard novel? WHICH ONE?

Posted by: Pete in Texas at December 09, 2019 08:31 PM (95jrE)

A Leonard Cohen afterworld, so we can sigh eternally.

Posted by: Zombie Kurt Cobain at December 09, 2019 08:34 PM (2N7oZ)

281 Probably a Fapapedia too

Not looking.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 09, 2019 08:34 PM (dJrqU)

282 Lifts and separates...

I'm suddenly shapelier!

Posted by: Jessica Yaniv! at December 09, 2019 08:34 PM (I2/tG)

283 Menstruation. Never trust a word that has a "u" in it for no reason.
Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2019 08:31 PM

I don't trust February. Not just because of the "u", but also that first "r" they snuck into the word, which no one pronounces.

I propose "Febyooary"

Posted by: Hands at December 09, 2019 08:34 PM (786Ro)

284 A Leonard Cohen afterworld, so we can sigh eternally.
Posted by: Zombie Kurt Cobain at December 09, 2019 08:34 PM (2N7oZ)

I lol'd

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 09, 2019 08:35 PM (aS1PU)

285 Never trust anything that bleeds for days and doesn't die.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 09, 2019 08:35 PM (1vWDB)

286 Menstrupedia sounds like an Italian vegetable bean soup with little pasta penises in it. Don't ask what the tomato base is really made from.

Posted by: JuJuBee at December 09, 2019 08:35 PM (4pMBB)

287 Where is St. Augustine when you need him? He'd know what to do with all those birds.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 09, 2019 08:35 PM (HaL55)

288 Ass!!!!!!
Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2019 08:31 PM (M0u+N)

Ass is not banned. Carry on.

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 08:35 PM (zr5Kq)

289 278
Keep birds away?
If it's a woodpecker call Nurse Ratched.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at December 09, 2019 08:35 PM (Tt761)

290
The idea here is to TEACH little girls that there's a "stigma" for periods, ie to hate men.

It's like those rotten evil Palestinians have to TEACH their children to hate Jews because Jews hate them.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 09, 2019 08:35 PM (Qrd7o)

291 The "lies about Afghanistan" story are enraging. On Tucker now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 09, 2019 08:36 PM (ptqGC)

292 There might be a stigma surrounding menstruation within the gay world.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at December 09, 2019 08:36 PM (Uu+Jp)

293 Dave Foley.....Hero.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeHH6cTip_I

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 09, 2019 08:36 PM (hbTkw)

294 Febuary is too close to FIBuary. That's why you can't trust it.

Posted by: JuJuBee at December 09, 2019 08:36 PM (4pMBB)

295 His job is to cover for the crooks, provide them with a defense, give
propaganda to Democrats, and demonstrate the awesome power of the
untouchable State to us peons.

All achieved. He did a fine job.

Which is all perfect. Even if the Barr report is scathing, it will be judged as biased because of Horowitz. So, the Deep State continues to live and ignore the will of the people.

If Trump runs and wins, 4 more years of impeachments. When a Dem is elected, the GOPe will lay back and think of England, get @ss f*cked and then say thank you may I have another.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at December 09, 2019 08:37 PM (bFkYZ)

296 Anti-Semite Rashida Tlaib:

Israel's settlements in the West Bank violate international law.

Cool. Now do the Turkish occupation of Northern Cyprus.

Posted by: Jessica Yaniv! at December 09, 2019 08:37 PM (I2/tG)

297
I think I'm going to invent a men's menstruation kit.
Strap this on and it will leak blood like substance all day into a pad.. I could be a millionaire!

Stay-Free Peenie Pads! That was an thing on SNL. Once.

Joe Piscopo was in the skit. Prolly got sued.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 09, 2019 08:37 PM (HaL55)

298 Come to think of it, I haven't seen her around for a minute.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 09, 2019 08:37 PM (5aX2M)

299 Guy on Tucker, "We are learning that very little has changed in the upper ranks of the Army and Marines since Vietnam."

No shit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 09, 2019 08:38 PM (ptqGC)

300 Only real men can do that with no shame or embarrassment.
Posted by: Czech Chick at December 09, 2019 08:20 PM (haWye)

Sure. Unless the GF or SO is doing a passive aggressive power play to see how much crap she can get him to do.

I mean c'mon. How many of you ladies "forgot" that your period was due and didn't have some products on hand before you got involved with the guy?

Plus I could see it happening but not consistently.

And some women use it as a territorial marker if it's a small town/neighborhood.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at December 09, 2019 08:38 PM (iDOB7)

301 Used to be a huge Yo-Yo Ma fan.

Yuge.

*redact an acre of profanity*

If he was on fire I would shove any handy combustible rubbish in his direction, and I have no words for how much I hate present-day politics for doing this to me.

*spits*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 09, 2019 08:38 PM (JwHjN)

302 No stigma for menstruation. In fact your activities increase ten fold. Horseback riding, mountain climbing, cycling, etc.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 09, 2019 08:39 PM (2DOZq)

303 Wow. This guy on Tucker is saying PDT needs to "drain the military swamp."

Incredible.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 09, 2019 08:39 PM (ptqGC)

304 I had no idea that "stigma" also meant shit women use to get out of doing things.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 09, 2019 08:39 PM (+0AKE)

305 I like YoYo Ma JuJuBee, but not that Italian blood and penis soup you describe.

Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2019 08:39 PM (XNkEi)

306 Menstrupedia. Gee, what will they think of next?
---

Fapponomicon.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 09, 2019 08:39 PM (Dc2NZ)

307 The "lies about Afghanistan" story are enraging. On Tucker now.

John McCain's only begotten son, Lindsay Graham was screaming like a stuck Uniparty pig when PDT suggested leaving Assholistan.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 09, 2019 08:40 PM (1vWDB)

308 There is entirely too much of a stain on this thread to be going forward without serious repercussions, people!

Posted by: Fritz at December 09, 2019 08:40 PM (zD38/)

309 I like YoYo Ma JuJuBee, but not that Italian blood and penis soup you describe.
----

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 09, 2019 08:41 PM (Dc2NZ)

310 "290
The idea here is to TEACH little girls that there's a "stigma" for periods, ie to hate men.

It's like those rotten evil Palestinians have to TEACH their children to hate Jews because Jews hate them.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 09, 2019 08:35 PM (Qrd7o) "

Boom.

This.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 09, 2019 08:41 PM (JwHjN)

311 Hail, Eris! *waves like a loon*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 09, 2019 08:42 PM (ptqGC)

312
This would be a good time to point out, once again, that I hate fucking monkeys.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 09, 2019 07:52 PM (Qrd7o)

Then knock it off. Duh.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 09, 2019 08:42 PM (eXA4G)

313 I was so hoping the media had finally completed its mission and reached peak crazy, and maybe they could start to pivot towards a little bit of sanity.

The top story alone indicates that they're not only full speed ahead up the crazy mountain, but also it's looking like they may be firing up their afterburners.

Posted by: squeakywheel at December 09, 2019 08:42 PM (cBpq4)

314 Just don't get blood all over the goddamn place or try flushing your pads down the toilet. Is that really so much to ask?

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 08:42 PM (NWiLs)

315 So now we have menstruation snowflakes.

We're beyond doomed.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 09, 2019 08:42 PM (ptqGC)

316 311 Hail, Eris! *waves like a loon*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 09, 2019 08:42 PM (ptqGC)

Silly. Loons don't have hands.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 08:42 PM (NWiLs)

317 Is that why women want to bang vampires so much?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 09, 2019 08:43 PM (+0AKE)

318 Hi Jane!

*waves silk handkerchief daintily*

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 09, 2019 08:43 PM (Dc2NZ)

319 There is entirely too much of a stain on this thread to be going forward without serious repercussions, people!

Posted by: Fritz at December 09, 2019 08:40 PM (zD38/)

And they used Bon Ami!

Posted by: Mrs. Cobb at December 09, 2019 08:43 PM (2N7oZ)

320 There is entirely too much of a stain on this thread to be going forward without serious repercussions, people!

Meh. You know that the comments will continue to flow.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 09, 2019 08:43 PM (1vWDB)

321 The idea here is to TEACH little girls that there's a "stigma" for periods, ie to hate men.

It's like those rotten evil Palestinians have to TEACH their children to hate Jews because Jews hate them.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 09, 2019 08:35 PM (Qrd7o) "

Boom.

This.

Little girls will hear this on TV before their mommies get a chance to tell them the truth. Guess which one they're remember?

Go Big Sister!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 09, 2019 08:43 PM (HaL55)

322 So now we have menstruation snowflakes.
---

It's the Blood Moon!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 09, 2019 08:44 PM (Dc2NZ)

323 Next Time cover:

Boys who are unashamed of morning wood, and the trannies who identify with them.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 09, 2019 08:44 PM (ptqGC)

324 "317 Is that why women want to bang vampires so much?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 09, 2019 08:43 PM (+0AKE) "

LOL !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 09, 2019 08:44 PM (JwHjN)

325
I had no idea that "stigma" also meant shit women use to get out of doing things.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe

Or launching the occasional cooking utensil at ones head.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 09, 2019 08:44 PM (LOq4H)

326 303 Wow. This guy on Tucker is saying PDT needs to "drain the military swamp."

Incredible.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 09, 2019 08:39 PM (ptqGC)

Although we pretty much knew or suspected the Jug-Eared F**k and his treasonous crew were doing their level best to make the military brass as swampy as it possibly could be, it still is disgusting to hear it confirmed.

Posted by: Marybeth at December 09, 2019 08:44 PM (4pK1/)

327 What an utter idiot that woman is!! Little 15 year old girls learn to deal with their changing physiology with pride and self respect. Why cant these feminazis do the same?

Posted by: Floridachick at December 09, 2019 08:44 PM (mO8tz)

328 >> You know that the comments will continue to flow.

And their will be plenty of douchbags.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2019 08:44 PM (CjeDS)

329 there/their

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2019 08:44 PM (CjeDS)

330 There is entirely too much of a stain on this thread to be going forward without serious repercussions, people!

Posted by: Fritz at December 09, 2019 08:40 PM (zD38/)

And they used Bon Ami!

Posted by: Mrs. Cobb at December 09, 2019 08:43 PM (2N7oZ)

Attaboy, Luther!

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 09, 2019 08:45 PM (q1Pj5)

331 What an utter idiot that woman is!! Little 15 year old girls learn to deal with their changing physiology with pride and self respect. Why cant these feminazis do the same?
Posted by: Floridachick at December 09, 2019 08:44 PM (mO8tz)

There's no money in it.

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 09, 2019 08:45 PM (aS1PU)

332 327 What an utter idiot that woman is!! Little 15 year old girls learn to deal with their changing physiology with pride and self respect. Why cant these feminazis do the same?
Posted by: Floridachick at December 09, 2019 08:44 PM (mO8tz)

More like 12.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 08:45 PM (NWiLs)

333 I was so hoping the media had finally completed its mission and reached
peak crazy, and maybe they could start to pivot towards a little bit of
sanity.

The top story alone indicates that they're not only full speed ahead
up the crazy mountain, but also it's looking like they may be firing up
their afterburners.

It's cute that you think they'll actually stop on their own.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 09, 2019 08:45 PM (HaL55)

334 What is Tater's Take (tm) on all this?

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at December 09, 2019 08:46 PM (DMUuz)

335 Just found out (unles it's fake news) that the UK will now have their elections on January 31 not December as previously planned. I think globalist Johnson is not the man they need.

Posted by: Floridachick at December 09, 2019 08:46 PM (mO8tz)

336 What an utter idiot that woman is!! Little 15 year
old girls learn to deal with their changing physiology with pride and
self respect. Why cant these feminazis do the same?

Posted by: Floridachick at December 09, 2019 08:44 PM (mO8tz)

More like 12.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 08:45 PM (NWiLs)

Not in all cases.

Posted by: Carrie at December 09, 2019 08:46 PM (q1Pj5)

337 The Bleeding Vagina Monologues.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 09, 2019 08:46 PM (hbTkw)

338

Aren't we way overdue for a fake artist to smear her blood on canvas and then for Fake News to tell us about it like it's original?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 09, 2019 08:47 PM (Qrd7o)

339 What is Tater's Take (tm) on all this?
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at December 09, 2019 08:46 PM (DMUuz)

He is consulting the Fapponomicon.

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 09, 2019 08:47 PM (aS1PU)

340 Fapponomicon.

LOL.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at December 09, 2019 08:47 PM (bFkYZ)

341 Stigma regarding menstruation? Who knew?? I sure didn't. But then again, I never went around living my life looking for something to feel victimized about.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 09, 2019 08:48 PM (JoUsr)

342 Just don't get blood all over the goddamn place or try flushing your pads down the toilet. Is that really so much to ask?

Posted by: Insomniac

Ha! Former Mrs. Rat had an "accident" while wearing some striped undies, I went into the bathroom and there in the sink, someone had skinned a zebra.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 09, 2019 08:48 PM (LOq4H)

343 garrett sleeps with the fish puns

Posted by: REDACTED at December 09, 2019 08:48 PM (rpxSz)

344 Liberals just need to die already. They hate fun, joy, love, and fear the death of Gaia, hate meat, sugar, non-electric vehicles, electricity, coal, firewood, comfort, pets, children, the unborn, the elderly....I could go on but I'm tahred.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 09, 2019 08:48 PM (ptqGC)

345 Ha! Former Mrs. Rat had an "accident" while wearing some striped undies, I went into the bathroom and there in the sink, someone had skinned a zebra.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 09, 2019 08:48 PM (LOq4H)

LMAO

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 08:48 PM (NWiLs)

346 Fapponomicon or The Book of Fap?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 09, 2019 08:49 PM (2B9A/)

347
Just found out (unles it's fake news) that the UK will now have their elections on January 31 not December as previously planned. I think globalist Johnson is not the man they need.
Posted by: Floridachick

=========

#TwoWeeks GMT

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at December 09, 2019 08:49 PM (T+bRs)

348 Fapponomicon.

LOL.
Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at December 09, 2019 08:47 PM (bFkYZ)

I stole it from:
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 09, 2019 08:39 PM (Dc2NZ)

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 09, 2019 08:49 PM (aS1PU)

349 People of Menstruation deserve the same respect and praise that are continually heaped on white heterosexual men. It just isn't fair how easy we have it.

Posted by: Ripley at December 09, 2019 08:50 PM (NbRJx)

350 And their will be plenty of douchbags.

And discussions on string theory.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 09, 2019 08:50 PM (1vWDB)

351 I'm suing this thread for not acknowledging that men also menstruate and whine about it.

Posted by: Jessica Yaniv at December 09, 2019 08:50 PM (4pMBB)

352 Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 09, 2019 08:43 PM

This morning, you posted about buggy whips being a niche market.

Actually, I think there are two niche markets for them.

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at December 09, 2019 08:50 PM (DMUuz)

353 Aren't we way overdue for a fake artist to smear her
blood on canvas and then for Fake News to tell us about it like it's
original?
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 09, 2019 08:47 PM (Qrd7o)

I think that's been done already. Around about the time of "Piss Christ" and the Madonna made from elephant dung.

You know during the time of artists being respectful about religion and such. They also were celebrating all the bodily functions they could squeeze out their ass into a crowd or on canvas.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at December 09, 2019 08:50 PM (iDOB7)

354 As I keep saying, they haven't even reached base camp at Peak Crazy.

And I don't think Mount Moonbat will be scaled after Trump's victory in 2020. It will be in 2024 that they will unleash their full cray, because there will be no Trump to stop their candidate.

This is of course if there is no major war or pestilence or SMOD.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 09, 2019 08:50 PM (Dc2NZ)

355 Is it wrong that I laughed when I read the story about the reporter getting smacked on the ass by the marathon runner? (Groped, objectified, etc.)

I denounce myself.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 09, 2019 08:50 PM (2B9A/)

356 Just found out (unles it's fake news) that the UK will now have their elections on January 31 not December as previously planned. I think globalist Johnson is not the man they need.

Posted by: Floridachick at December 09, 2019 08:46 PM (mO8tz)

Next Brexit election update will be the twelfth of Never!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 09, 2019 08:51 PM (BiNEL)

357 326 303 Wow. This guy on Tucker is saying PDT needs to "drain the military swamp."

Incredible.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 09, 2019 08:39 PM (ptqGC)

Although we pretty much knew or suspected the Jug-Eared F**k and his treasonous crew were doing their level best to make the military brass as swampy as it possibly could be, it still is disgusting to hear it confirmed.
Posted by: Marybeth at December 09, 2019 08:44 PM (4pK1/)

...

I think we were pretty clear on it when that ROTC group had to wear red high heels.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 09, 2019 08:51 PM (hr5kG)

358
The fake artist smearing her blood on canvas and calling it art is regular occurrence -- one of them does it every couple of years, or so.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 09, 2019 08:52 PM (Qrd7o)

359 Liberals just need to die already. They hate fun, joy, love, and fear
the death of Gaia, hate meat, sugar, non-electric vehicles, electricity,
coal, firewood, comfort, pets, children, the unborn, the elderly....I
could go on but I'm tahred.

*takes the baton and takes off...*

...truth, the presumption of innocence, individuality, the concept of mating parts, masculinity, the Constitution and the Founders...

*gasp* *wheeze* Next...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 09, 2019 08:52 PM (HaL55)

360 Geez, how about an award for somebody fighting against female genital mutilation instead of handing out an award for fighting the stigma of menstruation. Hmmm, may the reason is ... Islam.

Posted by: Hepcat at December 09, 2019 08:52 PM (5b+Sr)

361 These women need to get over their stigma about farting.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 09, 2019 08:52 PM (hbTkw)

362
There is entirely too much of a stain on this thread to be going forward without serious repercussions, people!
Posted by: Fritz

And they used Bon Ami!
Posted by: Mrs. Cobb

Atta boy, Lucifer!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 09, 2019 08:53 PM (aKsyK)

363 Late to the thread. Please tell me nobody stooped so low as to make a Free Wienie joke.

Oh. #14. Cool!!

Posted by: Muldoon at December 09, 2019 08:53 PM (m45I2)

364 Did anyone see that the "banana duct-taped to a wall" art exhibit got defaced with "Epstein didn't kill himself"?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 09, 2019 08:53 PM (+0AKE)

365 Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 09, 2019 08:50 PM (2B9A/)

--------

There is absolutely nothing, including tossing one into an industrial glass grinder, that would make me feel even an iota of pity for an MSM reporter.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 09, 2019 08:54 PM (5aX2M)

366 337 The Bleeding Vagina Monologues.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 09, 2019 08:46 PM (hbTkw)

"Transitioned, rested and ready!"

- - Charlene Wepner (FKA Chuck)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2019 08:54 PM (zBaqJ)

367 Will the Expendables make a movie about the coup?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 09, 2019 08:54 PM (jKBVK)

368 I'm out. 'night all. My rage surplus is all used up.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 09, 2019 08:54 PM (ptqGC)

369 351 I'm suing this thread for not acknowledging that men also menstruate and whine about it.
Posted by: Jessica Yaniv at December 09, 2019 08:50 PM (4pMBB)

sue she ?

Posted by: REDACTED at December 09, 2019 08:54 PM (rpxSz)

370 �Did anyone see that the "banana duct-taped to a wall" art exhibit got defaced with "Epstein didn't kill himself

For real? I placed that in my fake news folder.

Posted by: Floridachick at December 09, 2019 08:55 PM (mO8tz)

371
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 09, 2019 08:52 PM (Qrd7o)

It's all a blur to me. Like watching a Merry Go Round that's slipped a gear and is whizzing around and around. That's how life seems now I'm older.

The same shit over and over and over again. Sometimes I forget what decade I'm in. Really. Although I have to say the same stuff happens but at a higher intensity like they have to prove something to themselves.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at December 09, 2019 08:55 PM (iDOB7)

372 Mansplainstruation. Is that a thing?

Posted by: JuJuBee at December 09, 2019 08:55 PM (4pMBB)

373 sue she ?

Posted by: REDACTED

Si,

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 09, 2019 08:56 PM (LOq4H)

374 Jane, look at cat videos.

Here's a Pallas Cat and kitten.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZC2nWJblhk

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 09, 2019 08:56 PM (Dc2NZ)

375 Sorry about that. I grabbed the "Jump to top of page" when I copied the comment.

Phew that was close. And with Satan already in the barrel!

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at December 09, 2019 08:56 PM (iDOB7)

376 Just call her Mama Stigmata.

Posted by: Hepcat at December 09, 2019 08:57 PM (5b+Sr)

377
Although we pretty much knew or suspected the Jug-Eared F**k and his treasonous crew were doing their level best to make the military brass as swampy as it possibly could be, it still is disgusting to hear it confirmed.
Posted by: Marybeth

It started long before he showed up.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 09, 2019 08:57 PM (aKsyK)

378 Don't know if its real, but it looks real:

https://twitter.com/GiancarloSopo/status/1203875430803087367

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 09, 2019 08:57 PM (+0AKE)

379 The same shit over and over and over again.
Sometimes I forget what decade I'm in. Really. Although I have to say
the same stuff happens but at a higher intensity like they have to prove
something to themselves.

Posted by: jakee308

Yeah, for decades I tried to ignore stupid, then one day I blinked and discovered it in charge...sigh.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 09, 2019 08:58 PM (LOq4H)

380 Wifey had the idiot hearings on in the background. Heard a guy speaking for like five seconds and was trying to determine whether he was a D or an R. Then he said something about "my patriotism". And I was like, yeah, ok.... D.

It's like when a politician pretends to know about sports or how to use an umbrella. Have you ever in your life referred to "my patriotism" as if it's a thing? Of course you haven't.

Posted by: ... at December 09, 2019 09:00 PM (uEbPt)

381 Here's how you know what is resembles a "conspiracy theory" and what is an honest opinion of conspiracy.

When you try to explain the complex issue of why was Trump so long pursued for "Russian collusion" when 5 investigations found nothing? That's a lot of people, a lot of moving parts, heavy machinery and the whole like.

Now think about when faced with the commonplace event of a difference of opinion--and it could only be that they're in league with PUTIN!

Yup. You guessed it.

Posted by: Axeman at December 09, 2019 09:01 PM (YOhRS)

382 How many admirals are out sailing the SS Desk?

Posted by: A dude in MI at December 09, 2019 09:01 PM (WhTSP)

383 ♫♪♪

The Battle Ax of the Republic

Mine eyes have seen the glory
Of the coming of Freween
She is stamping out the stigma
Where the menstrual blood has been

She has loosed the frightful visage
Of her terrible swift mien
Her truth is marching on

Gory Gory! Hell she'll school ya
Gory Gory! Hell she'll school ya
Gory Gory! Hell she'll school ya
Her truth is marching on!

Posted by: Muldoon at December 09, 2019 09:01 PM (m45I2)

384
Don't know if its real, but it looks real:

Be sure to read the comments. They're hilarious. Esp the one on Bag-Daddy.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 09, 2019 09:02 PM (HaL55)

385 Doesn't anyone notice this?

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 09, 2019 09:02 PM (6VvF+)

386 We've reached a marker; Used to be we'd say "Don't believe anything you hear and half of what you see."

Now it's "Don't believe anything hear and none of what you see".

The funny thing is (not) that the media has yet to realize that they're not coming back from this. They flipped to far too quickly after slobbering over Obama for 8 years.

We aren't going to forget and we're never going to forgive.

They are lower than 2$ whores.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at December 09, 2019 09:02 PM (iDOB7)

387 I never want to be the 1st one to post cat videos, but since you busted that cherry, this wildcat's weapon is cuteness:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W86cTIoMv2U

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 09, 2019 09:02 PM (+0AKE)

388 Are they more upset about menstruation stigma, or Peloton abusers?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 09, 2019 09:03 PM (hbTkw)

389 fittingly, perhaps. Currently playing on my playlist: Walk, by Pantera.

Great tune when one is beating the shit out one's Everlast Brand 75 pound heavy bag.

It seems all is going to shit, all 'round. Do not think only of firearms. Knives, bats, cudgels, brass knuckles. Bags of doorknobs.

Not in a great mood right now.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at December 09, 2019 09:03 PM (x8Wzq)

390 Odo passed away. sigh.

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 09:04 PM (zr5Kq)

391 They're not very incompetent if they accomplish pretty much everything they set out to do.

Posted by: Citizen of Administratia, free at the government's pleasure at December 09, 2019 09:04 PM (ldmQR)

392 Oh Lord Hannity's polishing this turd at maximum intensity.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 09, 2019 09:05 PM (5aX2M)

393 Comfort blanket: If the enemy thought for a millisecond Trump was some crazy idiot that wasn't going to be a two-termer, they would be sitting back and letting him shoot himself in the foot and implode multiple times on the way to humiliation and ignominy.

As it stands he is going to be a top five president, minimum.

Posted by: ... at December 09, 2019 09:05 PM (uEbPt)

394 If yelling about tits is wrong, I dont wanna be right!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 09, 2019 09:05 PM (WOdnH)

395 This is making me wonder if HUAC was pursued as a Democratic Party advantage...

It's been 60 years since the era of "McCarthyism" and the Republicans haven't done squat. Nope, but back at their declaiming "un-American positions, opinions, activities" that are oh-so vital to national security to fall in line with, are the Dems.

Posted by: Axeman at December 09, 2019 09:05 PM (YOhRS)

396 Have you ever in your life referred to "my patriotism" as if it's a thing? Of course you haven't.
---
As in, "How dare you question my patriotism?!" after they commit treasonous acts.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 09, 2019 09:05 PM (Dc2NZ)

397 Oh Lord Hannity's polishing this turd at maximum intensity.

He's 12% dung beetle!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 09, 2019 09:06 PM (hbTkw)

398 muh paytreat ism

Posted by: mikeyG at December 09, 2019 09:06 PM (1vWDB)

399 Oh Lord Hannity's polishing this turd at maximum intensity.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 09, 2019 09:05 PM (5aX2M)

Just tell me he's holding at the clean end as he buffs.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at December 09, 2019 09:06 PM (x8Wzq)

400 They're not very incompetent if they accomplish pretty much everything they set out to do.

Posted by: Citizen of Administratia, free at the government's pleasure at December 09, 2019 09:04 PM (ldmQR)

When you have the power of the State at your hip, you don't need competence. Additionally, they mainly destroy. Never create. Babies can do that.

Posted by: ... at December 09, 2019 09:07 PM (uEbPt)

401
Oh Lord Hannity's polishing this turd at maximum intensity.

He's 12% dung beetle!

His tie is trying to kill him.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 09, 2019 09:07 PM (1vWDB)

402 gasp* *wheeze* Next...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain.

The flag, GI Joe, the XY and XX chromosomes, history, childhood, the true meaning of Christmas, the Bible, small business, logic and Webster's dictionary.

*next*

Posted by: Sock Monkey...willing to pay the price for my children's freedom at December 09, 2019 09:07 PM (88WhX)

403 Just my opinion - After watching (R) Rep. Doug Collins absolutely SHRED Democratic counsel (D - Lackey for Shiff) Daniel Goldman, Collins has my vote for Badass of the Month. Goldman was sliced, diced, and covered in Tabasco....
https://youtu.be/JCpbg_ycAlU

Posted by: TxMarko at December 09, 2019 09:07 PM (Pw3eY)

404 Oh Lord Hannity's polishing this turd at maximum intensity.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 09, 2019 09:05 PM (5aX2M)
---
That man did a lot of odd jobs in his life. But he always put drive and intensity into it--even if it was interrupting his guest.

Interrupting host says what?

Posted by: Axeman at December 09, 2019 09:08 PM (YOhRS)

405 As in, "How dare you question my patriotism?!" after they commit treasonous acts.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 09, 2019 09:05 PM (Dc2NZ)

LOL Pretty much. We say we're patriots. They wouldn't dare call themselves that because it's like a curse word to them.

Posted by: ... at December 09, 2019 09:08 PM (uEbPt)

406 ...men also menstruate and whine about it.

******

But only she sheds...

(okay, perhaps a little too obscure)

(Sorry Grandma)

Posted by: Muldoon at December 09, 2019 09:08 PM (m45I2)

407
Odo passed away. sigh.
Posted by: runner

I just saw him Friday night on the final ep of DS9 disappearing into the changeling lake.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 09, 2019 09:08 PM (aKsyK)

408 Have you ever in your life referred to "my patriotism" as if it's a thing? Of course you haven't.

---

As in, "How dare you question my patriotism?!" after they commit treasonous acts.

That's like when Her Heinous said she was a "proud Progressive."

Not a "proud American."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 09, 2019 09:08 PM (HaL55)

409 Tick tock! Durham will come!

I think Hannity honestly believes this crap.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 09, 2019 09:09 PM (5aX2M)

410 Did the guy who tried to stamp out the stigma of rectal prolapse get second?

Posted by: xnycpeasant at December 09, 2019 09:09 PM (SqopC)

411 I just saw him Friday night on the final ep of DS9 disappearing into the changeling lake.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 09, 2019 09:08 PM (aKsyK)

sayonara....

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 09:09 PM (zr5Kq)

412 The Peloton ad actress has a deer-in-the-headlights stare. I assume that's why the outrage crowd jumped to spousal abuse. It's just how she looks, unblinking, wide eyed, a female Schiff almost, except her eyes don't bulge out like his do.

Posted by: JuJuBee at December 09, 2019 09:09 PM (4pMBB)

413 Meanwhile Democrats - and all the journolists - are the ones aligned with Putin. It's always projection.

Posted by: ... at December 09, 2019 09:10 PM (uEbPt)

414 I think Hannity honestly believes this crap.

He can read the shit outta that teleprompter though.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 09, 2019 09:11 PM (1vWDB)

415 Just my opinion - After watching (R) Rep. Doug Collins absolutely SHRED Democratic counsel (D - Lackey for Shiff) Daniel Goldman, Collins has my vote for Badass of the Month. Goldman was sliced, diced, and covered in Tabasco....
https://youtu.be/JCpbg_ycAlU

Posted by: TxMarko at December 09, 2019 09:07 PM (Pw3eY)
---
I heard just a little bit of Lackey (properly named) and I could refute the little of what I heard.

He actually said--not that Donald Trump shouldn't have concerns about Ukraine corruption--but he said that it is clear that Trump is *lying* about his pretensions of having concerns...because....

....

....

Zelensky campaigned on an anti-corruption platform.

Which means that we must have the best healthcare system in the world! And that the administration that spied on reporters and Senators and droned American citizens abroad *must have been* the most transparent administration ever.

Not only should we not doubt that, because Obama ran on that campaign--we even are clearly convinced of that.

Posted by: Axeman at December 09, 2019 09:11 PM (YOhRS)

416 Peloton ad woman has been packing on the pounds since that ad wrapped. She's back up to 108 lbs.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 09, 2019 09:11 PM (m45I2)

417 Is Peloton made exclusively for womens ?

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 09:12 PM (zr5Kq)

418 "389 fittingly, perhaps. Currently playing on my playlist: Walk, by Pantera.

Great tune when one is beating the shit out one's Everlast Brand 75 pound heavy bag.

It seems all is going to shit, all 'round. Do not think only of firearms. Knives, bats, cudgels, brass knuckles. Bags of doorknobs.

Not in a great mood right now.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at December 09, 2019 09:03 PM (x8Wzq) "

Boom.

This.

DOUBLEPLUS THIS !

Heavy Bag FTW !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 09, 2019 09:12 PM (JwHjN)

419 Peloton ad woman has been packing on the pounds since that ad wrapped. She's back up to 108 lbs.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 09, 2019 09:11 PM (m45I2)

Yuck. Fatty McFatterson much?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at December 09, 2019 09:12 PM (x8Wzq)

420 I love the peleton craziness.

After all, everyone knows that once you reach middle age you can hit your target weight and remain there indefinitely with no further exercise needed.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at December 09, 2019 09:12 PM (0GvUH)

421 You're a great American.

I copyrighted that, btw. Don't use it. I'll sue.

Posted by: Hannity, professional buffturd at December 09, 2019 09:12 PM (ldmQR)

422 Somebody bring up Xi shed?

Posted by: Xi Jinping at December 09, 2019 09:13 PM (4pMBB)

423 Oh, and Millwall Brick !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 09, 2019 09:13 PM (JwHjN)

424 I KEEL YOU

Posted by: Hannity's Tie at December 09, 2019 09:13 PM (1vWDB)

425 Somebody bring up Xi shed?
Posted by: Xi Jinping at December 09, 2019 09:13 PM (4pMBB)

Please, it's She Shed. It burned down.

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 09, 2019 09:14 PM (aS1PU)

426 I make Xi shed with good Chinese steel. Uighur buried in each corner for good luck!

Posted by: Xi Jinping at December 09, 2019 09:14 PM (4pMBB)

427 To all these asshole democrats, libs, ad tards, no LOL, just GF!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 09, 2019 09:14 PM (WOdnH)

428 I'm showing my support by free bleeding.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at December 09, 2019 09:14 PM (ZuGkg)

429 Xi sheds she-sells by the seashore!

Posted by: andycanuck at December 09, 2019 09:16 PM (Dh1wo)

430 I like when feminists say "if men suffered from xxx (menstrual cramps, breast cancer...) there would be a cure by now. So true, just look how baldness has been wiped out.

Posted by: Ripley at December 09, 2019 09:16 PM (NbRJx)

431 I was in a grocery store checkout line tonight, they have the trash magazines right in the checkout lane. Three of them had covers with that fat cow Moochelle on them, none with the actually beautiful Melania on them.

i would think they would go broke, but on the other hand maybe they know their prime audience is poor fat black sows buying with a welfare card.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2019 09:16 PM (V2Yro)

432 I'm showing my support by free bleeding.
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at December 09, 2019 09:14 PM (ZuGkg)

I am showing my support by bloodletting.

Posted by: Dr. Barber of Seville at December 09, 2019 09:16 PM (zr5Kq)

433 The Peloton ad actress has a deer-in-the-headlights stare. I assume that's why the outrage crowd jumped to spousal abuse. It's just how she looks, unblinking, wide eyed, a female Schiff almost, except her eyes don't bulge out like his do.
Posted by: JuJuBee at December 09, 2019 09:09 PM (4pMBB)
---
I think it was bad direction. I think what Peleton wanted was somebody who starts out who doesn't know she can do this to become somebody who did it.

Problem is that for a hot lady, she comes off as pretty mousy(?). The director should have reshot so that she projects also that her nervousness is only about not knowing if she can do it.

Also, the more I think about it, the pick of the song "You're so high above me" doesn't do them any favors.

The people who do Peleton are so high above you? She's high above other people who didn't buy a Peleton?

What exactly was the message?

I have a feeling of what P intended. But I think the actress misplayed it, the director didn't get the right performance out of her (which is their job), and that song ... just seems more and more wrong on an intuitive level.

Posted by: Axeman at December 09, 2019 09:16 PM (YOhRS)

434 6-Year Old Children Told to Write Gay Love Letters To Promote Diversity:

https://tinyurl.com/ueyz8mp

Posted by: redridinghood at December 09, 2019 09:17 PM (wiXsO)

435 "430 I like when feminists say "if men suffered from xxx (menstrual cramps, breast cancer...) there would be a cure by now. So true, just look how baldness has been wiped out.

Posted by: Ripley at December 09, 2019 09:16 PM (NbRJx) "

True dat; just like prostate cancer.

*spits*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 09, 2019 09:17 PM (JwHjN)

436 403 Just my opinion - After watching (R) Rep. Doug Collins absolutely SHRED Democratic counsel (D - Lackey for Shiff) Daniel Goldman, Collins has my vote for Badass of the Month. Goldman was sliced, diced, and covered in Tabasco....
https://youtu.be/JCpbg_ycAlU

Posted by: TxMarko at December 09, 2019 09:07 PM (Pw3eY)

Collins, and Matt Gaetz, were great today. So was Louie Gohmert.

Didn't see Jordan today . . . guess it's on the yootubz. For a little while anyway.

Posted by: Marybeth at December 09, 2019 09:18 PM (4pK1/)

437 Look how Luke Crisco is stamping out the stigma against poo, but is mostly stamping on poo.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 09, 2019 09:18 PM (ykYG2)

438 I like when feminists say "if men suffered from xxx (menstrual cramps,
breast cancer...) there would be a cure by now. So true, just look how
baldness has been wiped out.

Prostate cancer, too. Nobody ever gets that anymore because we never, ever hear about it and there's no whole month long where everything is painted some commemorative color, like crosswalks in a nearby town.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 09, 2019 09:18 PM (HaL55)

439
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket

Upgrade from your heavy bag to Bob.It is considerably more satisfying. You can personalize Bob. Also allows you to focus on key areas to target ( liver) .

Posted by: Sock Monkey...supercilious senior at December 09, 2019 09:18 PM (88WhX)

440 I like when feminists say "if men suffered from xxx (menstrual cramps, breast cancer...) there would be a cure by now. So true, just look how baldness has been wiped out.
Posted by: Ripley at December 09, 2019 09:16 PM (NbRJx)
---
That's why men die of heart disease all the time, because it affects mainly us, and of course, we solved that problem.

And the only ~~Goldstein~~Putin is saying to the contrary, citizen!

Posted by: Axeman at December 09, 2019 09:19 PM (YOhRS)

441 and RIP Odo. I loved his character in DS9.
actually I loved most of the characters in DS9. the show was great and the actors all brought their A-game.
i miss Nog, too.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 09, 2019 09:20 PM (ykYG2)

442 Boom.

This.

DOUBLEPLUS THIS !

Heavy Bag FTW !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 09, 2019 09:12 PM (JwHjN)

sucky part is I can't just stand up and start throwing. I have to wrap my wrists, don my UFC gloves, and tape my knuckles. Being 29 sucks. Still.

Prepping in this way ensures that I can get my workout without damaging my hands, wrists, and forearms. Save that for some anti-fag on the street.

But I will never yield. I may lose the fight, but the fuckers will have broken thumbs, missing eyeballs, whatever the fuck it takes.

I am done wishing for the best. I am preparing for the worst.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at December 09, 2019 09:21 PM (x8Wzq)

443 431 I was in a grocery store checkout line tonight, they have the trash magazines right in the checkout lane. Three of them had covers with that fat cow Moochelle on them, none with the actually beautiful Melania on them.

i would think they would go broke, but on the other hand maybe they know their prime audience is poor fat black sows buying with a welfare card.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2019 09:16 PM (V2Yro)

Just flip the mags around. Hubby & I do it all the time.

Posted by: Marybeth at December 09, 2019 09:21 PM (4pK1/)

444
Just my opinion - After watching (R) Rep. Doug Collins absolutely SHRED
Democratic counsel (D - Lackey for Shiff) Daniel Goldman, Collins has my
vote for Badass of the Month. Goldman was sliced, diced, and covered
in Tabasco....

https://youtu.be/JCpbg_ycAlU

Posted by: TxMarko at December 09, 2019 09:07 PM (Pw3eY)

He sliced and diced him

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 09, 2019 09:21 PM (mjKRH)

445 I have a feeling of what P intended. But I think the actress misplayed
it, the director didn't get the right performance out of her (which is
their job), and that song ... just seems more and more wrong on an
intuitive level.

Who cares about that?

That Peloton babe: I'd hit it. She's a smokeshow.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 09, 2019 09:21 PM (HaL55)

446 Proud to say I have no idea what or who Pelatron is. New ED drug? Gamera villain? No other guesses.

Posted by: Citizen of Administratia, where freedom is becoming illusory at December 09, 2019 09:21 PM (ldmQR)

447 Stigma?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 09, 2019 09:21 PM (PUmDY)

448 Have you ever in your life referred to "my patriotism" as if it's a thing? Of course you haven't.
---
Yeah, but you're mainly talking about the "my truth" people as well.

They have "their truth" and "their patriotism". And whatever it is, it's copyrighted.

Posted by: Axeman at December 09, 2019 09:21 PM (YOhRS)

449 "435 "430 I like when feminists say "if men suffered from xxx (menstrual cramps, breast cancer...) there would be a cure by now. So true, just look how baldness has been wiped out.

Posted by: Ripley at December 09, 2019 09:16 PM (NbRJx) "

True dat; just like prostate cancer.

*spits*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 09, 2019 09:17 PM (JwHjN) "

The fact that this is such a huge directed lie just points up the obvious fact that genocide for white males has become the Prime Directive.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 09, 2019 09:22 PM (JwHjN)

450 Sad to hear about Aberjenois. He was true old-time Nobility - descended from the King of Naples and Napoleon's younger sister.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2019 09:22 PM (V2Yro)

451 Stigma?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 09, 2019 09:21 PM (PUmDY)
---
Three of them.

Posted by: Palmer Edritch at December 09, 2019 09:22 PM (YOhRS)

452 Just flip the mags around. Hubby I do it all the time.

#MeToo. I can't stand still having to look at that ugly-assed shaved Wookie.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 09, 2019 09:22 PM (HaL55)

453 392 Oh Lord Hannity's polishing this turd at maximum intensity.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 09, 2019 09:05 PM (5aX2M)

If Trump doesn't back up his rhetoric for once, Hannity will fall faster than Glen Beck.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 09, 2019 09:23 PM (iLaBB)

454 Sad to hear about Aberjenois. He was true old-time Nobility - descended from the King of Naples and Napoleon's younger sister.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2019 09:22 PM (V2Yro)

did not know that. liked him in Boston Legal too.

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 09:23 PM (zr5Kq)

455 FOX would give Hannity's show to Dan Bongino. But Sean is tighter with PDT.
wait...

OFFICIAL TED CRUZ' BEARD SIGHTING

Posted by: mikeyG at December 09, 2019 09:23 PM (1vWDB)

456 I'm in bed watching Hannity. Ted Cruz is bringing it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 09, 2019 09:23 PM (ptqGC)

457 Upgrade from your heavy bag to Bob.It is considerably more satisfying. You can personalize Bob. Also allows you to focus on key areas to target ( liver) .
Posted by: Sock Monkey...supercilious senior at December 09, 2019 09:18 PM (88WhX)

Thought about it. Funny thing is my boss, Bob, has a bob. he's a grizzled Marine vet. He loves wailing on bob. There might be some psychological things going on. But hey, not judging.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at December 09, 2019 09:24 PM (x8Wzq)

458 and RIP Odo. I loved his character in DS9.
actually I loved most of the characters in DS9. the show was great and the actors all brought their A-game.
i miss Nog, too.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 09, 2019 09:20 PM (ykYG2)

Him too. Young man.

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 09:24 PM (zr5Kq)

459 They always bring it on the talk shows, but then when it's the actual time to repeal Obamacare, we get thumbs down.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 09, 2019 09:24 PM (+0AKE)

460 seeing nothing about UK election date slipping at some usual UK political stops

And didya know - and can u imagine - that many in the UK [including "conservative" pundits] - believe British media is ..... actually predominantly Conservative-leaning [well, newspapers, which I think remain much better businesses than they are now here].

Incomprehensible. Though of course "conservative" and Conservative over there do not denote terribly impressive qualities.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 09, 2019 09:25 PM (El6T/)

461 Write gay love letters to Golden Emperor Trump. No send. Burn in fireplace. Hate him love him at same time. He ruin Chinese economy but have secret wish to be trampled underfoot of American hegemon. Then dinner and drinks, maybe a movie.

Posted by: Xi Jinping at December 09, 2019 09:25 PM (4pMBB)

462
Peloton ad woman has been packing on the pounds since that ad wrapped. She's back up to 108 lbs.
Posted by: Muldoon

A regular Trigglypuff!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 09, 2019 09:25 PM (aKsyK)

463 What did Yo Yo Ma do? He typically has handled himself well in these crazy times.

Posted by: Regular joe at December 09, 2019 09:25 PM (6/uwW)

464 It started long before he showed up.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Funny...one of my reasons for deciding not to re-up in '92: Didn't like the direction the Army was going...to wit: it was told to us that yelling at and mocking the "cherries" (the new recruits) at Replacement Detachment when we ran by them down Ardennes every morning was now verboten.

I was all like, to quote Hudson: "How do I get out of this chicken-shit outfit?"

And this was the 82nd Airborne Division. In 1992. Hugh Shelton, future Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, was the Division Commander at the time (I still think very highly of him).

But yeah, the stink of "PC" was wafting even back then, enough that I saw the writing on the wall and decided I didn't want to be around for what the military turned into.

Posted by: Oedipus, Seal the deal and let's boogie at December 09, 2019 09:25 PM (N4r5a)

465 "The Peloton ad actress has a deer-in-the-headlights stare."

Zees eees ze textbook response to surprise anal.

Posted by: Drink Like Sigmund Freud at December 09, 2019 09:25 PM (WOdnH)

466 I'm in bed watching Hannity. Ted Cruz is bringing it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 09, 2019 09:23 PM (ptqGC)
---
That you, Heidi?

Posted by: Palmer Edritch at December 09, 2019 09:25 PM (YOhRS)

467 I ask about your turtle, You ask about the weather.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 09, 2019 09:25 PM (PUmDY)

468 What did Yo Yo Ma do? He typically has handled himself well in these crazy times.

Posted by: Regular joe at December 09, 2019 09:25 PM (6/uwW)
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Dozens of things.

Posted by: Palmer Edritch at December 09, 2019 09:27 PM (YOhRS)

469 "sucky part is I can't just stand up and start throwing. I have to wrap my wrists, don my UFC gloves, and tape my knuckles. Being 29 sucks. Still.

Prepping in this way ensures that I can get my workout without damaging my hands, wrists, and forearms. Save that for some anti-fag on the street.

But I will never yield. I may lose the fight, but the fuckers will have broken thumbs, missing eyeballs, whatever the fuck it takes.

I am done wishing for the best. I am preparing for the worst.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at December 09, 2019 09:21 PM (x8Wzq) "

This too, 29+ here too, "die well" may be the only option at this point, and I am on it like white on rice.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 09, 2019 09:27 PM (JwHjN)

470
Peloton.
Patriarchy.

Both start with 'P'. Coincidence?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 09, 2019 09:27 PM (hbTkw)

471 459 They always bring it on the talk shows, but then when it's the actual time to repeal Obamacare, we get thumbs down.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 09, 2019 09:24 PM (+0AKE)

Thank McCain for crapping out that f-you turd on his way to hell.

Posted by: Marybeth at December 09, 2019 09:27 PM (4pK1/)

472 I wish I had recorded Castor blathering in his nasal voice today. It would be like Ambien right now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 09, 2019 09:27 PM (ptqGC)

473 Who cares about that?

That Peloton babe: I'd hit it. She's a smokeshow.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain.

Funny thing. I think she's very pretty, but when I finally saw the video, my first thought was: "Wow, she's really cute. Could use a few pounds, though. She's a bit skinny."

Posted by: Oedipus, Seal the deal and let's boogie at December 09, 2019 09:28 PM (N4r5a)

474 What did Yo Yo Ma do? He typically has handled himself well in these crazy times.

Posted by: Regular joe at December 09, 2019 09:25 PM (6/uwW)
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Dozens of things.
Posted by: Palmer Edritch at December 09, 2019 09:27 PM (YOhRS)
---
No. Wait. That was You Ma Ma.

Posted by: Palmer Edritch at December 09, 2019 09:28 PM (YOhRS)

475 Peloton.

Patriarchy.

Both start with 'P'. Coincidence?

You forgot "penis."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 09, 2019 09:28 PM (HaL55)

476 Peloton ad woman has been packing on the pounds since that ad wrapped. She's back up to 108 lbs.

==

People don't realize how tiny some of these women in commercials are. If they clear 5'3 I'd be surprised.

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 09:28 PM (zr5Kq)

477 Odo is mort?

RIP Rene. Hopefully he shape-shifted to a better place.

Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2019 09:28 PM (M0u+N)

478 356 Just found out (unles it's fake news) that the UK will now have their elections on January 31 not December as previously planned. I think globalist Johnson is not the man they need.

Posted by: Floridachick at December 09, 2019 08:46 PM (mO8tz)

You saw fake news. The UK General Election is set for this Thursday, Dec. 12.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2019 09:28 PM (V2Yro)

479 Don't forget sweater Puppies!

Posted by: Drink Like Sigmund Freud at December 09, 2019 09:28 PM (WOdnH)

480 While waiting in line at the grocery store during the Obama years I once wrote WOOKIE in ballpoint pen across a Moochelle magazine cover.

Posted by: JuJuBee at December 09, 2019 09:29 PM (4pMBB)

481 66 I'm in bed watching Hannity. Ted Cruz is bringing it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 09, 2019 09:23 PM (ptqGC)
---
That you, Heidi?
Posted by: Palmer Edritch at December 09, 2019 09:25 PM (YOhRS)
************
Love my senator. Graham is up next on Hannity and he better bring it on Wed.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 09, 2019 09:29 PM (wiXsO)

482
You forgot "penis."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 09, 2019 09:28 PM (HaL55)
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Knew I forgot something!

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at December 09, 2019 09:29 PM (YOhRS)

483 What did Yo Yo Ma do?

Jello master. Did amazing things with Jello.

Composed almost exclusively on jello.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 09, 2019 09:29 PM (1vWDB)

484 man of the year: he was homeless and on drugs, but he turned his life around and now wears a "Love Trumps Hate" shirt while selling peanuts from a pushcart near City Hall.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 09, 2019 09:29 PM (YG34V)

485 441 and RIP Odo. I loved his character in DS9.
actually I loved most of the characters in DS9. the show was great and the actors all brought their A-game.
i miss Nog, too.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 09, 2019 09:20 PM (ykYG2)
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It really is the best Trek. Did you ever catch the documentary "What We Left Behind"? I think it's on Amazon.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 09, 2019 09:29 PM (Dc2NZ)

486 Well I just spit an infinitive. Was it worse than that?

Posted by: Regular joe at December 09, 2019 09:29 PM (6/uwW)

487 Serious question:

Should you make a shape-shifter the head of security?

Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2019 09:30 PM (M0u+N)

488 Funny thing. I think she's very pretty, but when I finally saw the
video, my first thought was: "Wow, she's really cute. Could use a few
pounds, though. She's a bit skinny."

Oh no, not me. A 25-year-old Boy would need to be surgically removed from her because there's no way I'd dismount willingly. She's just about right.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 09, 2019 09:30 PM (HaL55)

489 But yeah, the stink of "PC" was wafting even back then, enough that I saw the writing on the wall and decided I didn't want to be around for what the military turned into.
Posted by: Oedipus, Seal the deal and let's boogie at December 09, 2019 09:25 PM (N4r5a)

I was fortunate to do basic at Sill back when it was still men only. But even in 1987 our drill sergeants had us editing our jody's in certain areas. becuz females.

Of course in the "safe areas" we 'cruits heard terrible things about our mothers and sisters.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at December 09, 2019 09:30 PM (x8Wzq)

490 DS9? A show about Dog Sledding?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 09, 2019 09:30 PM (YG34V)

491 Serious question:

Should you make a shape-shifter the head of security?
Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2019 09:30 PM (M0u+N)

yes

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 09:30 PM (zr5Kq)

492 Eagles Giants game is more boring than I imagined.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 09, 2019 09:30 PM (PUmDY)

493 Thank McCain for crapping out that f-you turd on his way to hell.

Posted by: Marybeth at December 09, 2019 09:27 PM (4pK1/)

-

No, he's a convenient dead guy to blame, but the Rs campaigned on it for years knowing that he was a traitor and would betray everyone.

The key thing to remember is that the Rs never tried voting on a simple repeal bill when they controlled both houses of Congress and had the most conservative president since Coolidge waiting to sign.

They got one to Obama's desk when they knew they could count on his veto, though.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at December 09, 2019 09:31 PM (0GvUH)

494
Well I just spit an infinitive. Was it worse than that?

Posted by: Regular joe at December 09, 2019 09:29 PM (6/uwW)

Shitting one?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 09, 2019 09:32 PM (mjKRH)

495 blah blah blah Lindsey.

You gonna subpoena Schiff-head phone records?

Quit fkn with us, bitch.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 09, 2019 09:32 PM (1vWDB)

496 I'm in bed watching Hannity. Ted Cruz is bringing it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 09, 2019 09:23 PM (ptqGC)

She says breathlessly.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 09, 2019 09:32 PM (iLaBB)

497 I assume folks are referring to Rene Aberjonois when talking about Odo. Not a ST guy. I liked his role in The Patriot. I also liked his Fr. Mulcahey in the movie MASH.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at December 09, 2019 09:33 PM (x8Wzq)

498 classified fact: "Peloton" spelled sideways is "Plutonium"

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 09, 2019 09:33 PM (YG34V)

499 The key thing to remember is that the Rs never tried voting on a simple
repeal bill when they controlled both houses of Congress and had the
most conservative president since Coolidge waiting to sign.

They got one to Obama's desk when they knew they could count on his veto, though.

Your Republican Congress atwerk (i.e. shaking its ass in your face).

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 09, 2019 09:33 PM (HaL55)

500 Should you make a shape-shifter the head of security?
Posted by: eleven

It bit 'em at the end of season 5 / start of season 6.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 09, 2019 09:33 PM (ykYG2)

501 481 Graham is up next on Hannity and he better bring it on Wed.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 09, 2019 09:29 PM (wiXsO)

If he's as waist-high in this Ukraine stuff as we've been hearing, he's gonna be hamstrung, as well as being blackmailed by the Deep State.

Unless he decides to completely set it on fire on his way out, I don't think Lindsey 2.0 will ever show up again.

Posted by: Marybeth at December 09, 2019 09:34 PM (4pK1/)

502 The Odo meter rolled over.

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at December 09, 2019 09:34 PM (DMUuz)

503 Does this Globalist t-shirt make me look fat?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 09, 2019 09:34 PM (jKBVK)

504 And Peloton spelled backwards is Not Aleppo

Posted by: Drink Like Gary Johnson at December 09, 2019 09:35 PM (WOdnH)

505 Sean and Lindsay in a dick measuring contest on Fox.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 09, 2019 09:35 PM (1vWDB)

506 495 blah blah blah Lindsey.

You gonna subpoena Schiff-head phone records?

Quit fkn with us, bitch.
Posted by: mikeyG at December 09, 2019 09:32 PM (1vWDB)

Didn't he already say he wouldn't?

Posted by: Marybeth at December 09, 2019 09:35 PM (4pK1/)

507
Odo is mort?

RIP Rene. Hopefully he shape-shifted to a better place.
Posted by: eleven

https://youtu.be/Env5DPtZylo

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 09, 2019 09:35 PM (aKsyK)

508 Hillz has a new excuse.

Ibrahim@ibrahimpols
MSNBC invited on two former Hillary Clinton aides to criticize Bernie Sanders for taking a "long time to get out of the race" and that he didn't do "enough" campaigning for her in 2016.

-
Yeah, it's that sumbitch Sanders' fault.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 09, 2019 09:35 PM (+y/Ru)

509 Wait, Chairman of the Senate Judiciary Committee Lindsay Graham?

Lindsay "someone should do something" Graham?

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at December 09, 2019 09:36 PM (0GvUH)

510 I assume folks are referring to Rene Aberjonois when talking about Odo. Not a ST guy. I liked his role in The Patriot. I also liked his Fr. Mulcahey in the movie MASH.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at December 09, 2019 09:33 PM (x8Wzq)

Ah, yes. Zee movie M*A*S*H.

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 09:36 PM (zr5Kq)

511 McCain's incredible despicable perfidy was one event. The GOP [and Trump, for the most part, including his first HHS Secretary, for whom there is no excuse, he was perfectly prepared for this] simply have not gone to war against O-care as they repeatedly promised.

The juxtaposition of "action" when they knew it all stopped with an Obama veto/Senate dead-end, vs. what they did when they held both houses, then the WH as well, is so revealing and ridiculous it's actually funny.

But it perfectly - perfectly - encapsulates the GOP. With O-care it may be more laziness/preference to milk the situation, whereas with illegal mass migration/border security it appears their actual, and idiotic, views are held with real conviction.

Name the last time a major GOP figure went to battle stations, on a weekend, with urgent prep for action to deal with an unfolding event.

Lindsey, when DACA was rescinded. Other than the Kavanaugh thing, haven't seem him so sincerely impassioned and serious since his time as a House prosecutor during the Clinton impeachment. Amazing.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 09, 2019 09:36 PM (El6T/)

512 Hannity, if you read this blog, please shut up and quit trying to be funny.

Posted by: Pete Seria at December 09, 2019 09:36 PM (7ZQe3)

513 Carter Page on Hannity Show now. Let's see if Hannity actually lets Page talk.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 09, 2019 09:37 PM (YG34V)

514 Hillary is unbelievably bitter and horrible.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 09, 2019 09:37 PM (PUmDY)

515 If he's as waist-high in this Ukraine stuff as we've been hearing, he's
gonna be hamstrung, as well as being blackmailed by the Deep State.

Unless he decides to completely set it on fire on his way out, I don't think Lindsey 2.0 will ever show up again.

Apparently the idea of coming clean, exposing the Deep State and giving his ill-gotten gains to some Ukrainian orphan's home has never occurred to him.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 09, 2019 09:37 PM (HaL55)

516 "I assume folks are referring to Rene Aberjonois when talking about Odo. Not a ST guy. I liked his role in The Patriot. I also liked his Fr. Mulcahey in the movie MASH."

To me this is like saying "Not a Conan guy, I liked Robert Howard best for his stories about wildcat oil wells in Cross Plains Review"

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 09, 2019 09:37 PM (ykYG2)

517 And Peloton spelled backwards is Not Aleppo
Posted by: Drink Like Gary Johnson at December 09, 2019 09:35 PM (WOdnH)
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Coincidence? I think not.

Posted by: Axeman at December 09, 2019 09:37 PM (YOhRS)

518 You gonna subpoena Schiff-head phone records?

Quit fkn with us, bitch.
Posted by: mikeyG at December 09, 2019 09:32 PM (

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Nope. And the GOP has apparently said they won't call "controversial" witnesses. And McConnell and Burr have said they'll give the Demedia a six to eight week trial for them to hammer away on the impeachment drum. They're so fucking slimy.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 09, 2019 09:37 PM (5aX2M)

519 Unless he decides to completely set it on fire on his way out, I don't think Lindsey 2.0 will ever show up again.

Posted by: Marybeth at December 09, 2019 09:34 PM (4pK1/)

We'll be lucky to have Lindsay V 1.01 show up!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 09, 2019 09:37 PM (BiNEL)

520 oh, my. Hannity interrupted Page while giving his first reply.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 09, 2019 09:37 PM (YG34V)

521 Hillary is unbelievably bitter and horrible.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 09, 2019 09:37 PM (PUmDY)
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Cthillary lies dreaming.

Posted by: Axeman at December 09, 2019 09:37 PM (YOhRS)

522 No one in this country is paying attention to the UK elections, because the MSM won't cover them.

I predict a Democrat/Prog freakout on Friday after news of the BoJo populist landslide comes out. Yes, actually the polls ARE forecasting that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2019 09:38 PM (V2Yro)

523 Lindsey, when DACA was rescinded. Other than the Kavanaugh thing,
haven't seem him so sincerely impassioned and serious since his time as a
House prosecutor during the Clinton impeachment. Amazing.

Bitch was positively flushed when PDT tried to pull troops out of A-stan.

Wonder why that wa$?

Posted by: mikeyG at December 09, 2019 09:38 PM (1vWDB)

524
My big fat check from Putin arrived in the mail today. Living large now!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 09, 2019 09:38 PM (7rVsF)

525 Who cares about that?

That Peloton babe: I'd hit it. She's a smokeshow.

Yes. Yes she is. Somehow in all the stupid outrage, it got overlooked that she is gorgeous.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 09, 2019 09:39 PM (0zDoP)

526 Nope. And the GOP has apparently said they won't call "controversial" witnesses. And McConnell and Burr have said they'll give the Demedia a six to eight week trial for them to hammer away on the impeachment drum. They're so fucking slimy.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 09, 2019 09:37 PM (5aX2M)

Seriously?

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 09, 2019 09:39 PM (iLaBB)

527 Should you make a shape-shifter the head of security?

-
That's funny. He didn't look Jewish.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 09, 2019 09:39 PM (+y/Ru)

528 It has been 3 years, she sucks.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 09, 2019 09:39 PM (PUmDY)

529 Ah, the heavy bag. I used to work it regularly. Ever seen those amateur tough guy fights? I think most men don't know how to throw a real punch or combinations thereof, and you see it on those shows. Throwing an effective punch, with weight behind it, contacting a semi-solid surface or harder surface(like a jaw) is a real skill to be practiced. And it's an aerobic challenge to throw leather for a solid 30 seconds, Lmost like sprinting.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at December 09, 2019 09:39 PM (87EdW)

530 I believe the GOP got O-care repeals to Bambi's desk several times for certain veto, in their kabuki operation on that topic.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 09, 2019 09:39 PM (El6T/)

531 To me this is like saying "Not a Conan guy, I liked Robert Howard best for his stories about wildcat oil wells in Cross Plains Review"
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 09, 2019 09:37 PM (ykYG2)

It's like saying "I liked Ah-nold Schwarzenegger best in that movie "Junior" with Dannie DeVito".

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2019 09:40 PM (V2Yro)

532 "493 Thank McCain for crapping out that f-you turd on his way to hell.

Posted by: Marybeth at December 09, 2019 09:27 PM (4pK1/)

-

No, he's a convenient dead guy to blame, but the Rs campaigned on it for years knowing that he was a traitor and would betray everyone.

The key thing to remember is that the Rs never tried voting on a simple repeal bill when they controlled both houses of Congress and had the most conservative president since Coolidge waiting to sign.

They got one to Obama's desk when they knew they could count on his veto, though.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at December 09, 2019 09:31 PM (0GvUH) "

This.

Complicit is TWFTD

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 09, 2019 09:40 PM (JwHjN)

533 Yes. Yes she is. Somehow in all the stupid outrage, it got overlooked that she is gorgeous.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 09, 2019 09:39 PM (0zDoP)
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But really needs that bike to take off a few pounds.

It's funny, she's in a commercial where people read in spousal abuse, and people respond "I'd hit that." Geez! She's a person!

Posted by: Axeman at December 09, 2019 09:40 PM (YOhRS)

534 Cthillary

ooh...that's good.

Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2019 09:41 PM (M0u+N)

535 526 Nope. And the GOP has apparently said they won't call "controversial" witnesses. And McConnell and Burr have said they'll give the Demedia a six to eight week trial for them to hammer away on the impeachment drum. They're so fucking slimy.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 09, 2019 09:37 PM (5aX2M)

Seriously?
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 09, 2019 09:39 PM (iLaBB)

Yep

Posted by: Marybeth at December 09, 2019 09:41 PM (4pK1/)

536
Hillz has a new excuse.

Ibrahim@ibrahimpols

MSNBC invited on two former Hillary Clinton aides to criticize
Bernie Sanders for taking a "long time to get out of the race" and that
he didn't do "enough" campaigning for her in 2016.

-

Yeah, it's that sumbitch Sanders' fault.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 09, 2019 09:35 PM (+y/Ru)

Miss Havisham: Hillary, for the love of God just let it GO!!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 09, 2019 09:41 PM (mjKRH)

537
No one in this country is paying attention to the UK elections, because ~~the MSM won't cover them~~ nobody gives a damn about the UK any more.

Improved

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 09, 2019 09:41 PM (7rVsF)

538 "Hannity interrupted Page while giving his first reply." In other news, water is wet and democrats are America-hating, baby-killing scum... I haven't listened to Hannity for probably 15 years now.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 09, 2019 09:41 PM (WOdnH)

539 Cthillary

ooh...that's good.
Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2019 09:41 PM (M0u+N)
---
But I'm amending it to:

In Chapaqua, Cthillary lies dreaming....

Posted by: Axeman at December 09, 2019 09:42 PM (YOhRS)

540 535 526 Nope. And the GOP has apparently said they won't call "controversial" witnesses. And McConnell and Burr have said they'll give the Demedia a six to eight week trial for them to hammer away on the impeachment drum. They're so fucking slimy.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 09, 2019 09:37 PM (5aX2M)

Seriously?
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 09, 2019 09:39 PM (iLaBB)

Yep
Posted by: Marybeth at December 09, 2019 09:41 PM (4pK1/)

6-8 weeks in the Senate?

Of for Fucks sake. The GOPe will vote to impeach.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 09, 2019 09:42 PM (iLaBB)

541 531 To me this is like saying "Not a Conan guy, I liked Robert Howard best for his stories about wildcat oil wells in Cross Plains Review"
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 09, 2019 09:37 PM (ykYG2)

It's like saying "I liked Ah-nold Schwarzenegger best in that movie "Junior" with Dannie DeVito".
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2019 09:40 PM (V2Yro)

I never saw this "Rocky" you speak of, but I liked Sylvester Stallone's star turn in "Oscar"!

((actually, I did))

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 09, 2019 09:42 PM (Dc2NZ)

542 Come to think of it, she lies when she's awake, too.

Posted by: Axeman at December 09, 2019 09:42 PM (YOhRS)

543 521, for the children!

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 09, 2019 09:43 PM (PUmDY)

544 Caught a bit of Hannity in the car today. His limited capacities and inability to articulate have never been more obvious, he was struggling to talk about the IG report, and failing. He mangles any topic that is anything but obvious, one-dimensional, and already well understood. The IG/mega-scandal stuff completely exceeds his rated capacity. Painful to listen to.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 09, 2019 09:43 PM (El6T/)

545 She's a person!

And a really hot person! I never really paid attention to the stupid commercial but I did notice her. She's a beauty.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 09, 2019 09:43 PM (0zDoP)

546 Rene Auberjonois was also on Benson, don't forget.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 09, 2019 09:43 PM (hbTkw)

547 In Chap'qua, Cthillary lies dreaming.

Posted by: Axeman at December 09, 2019 09:44 PM (YOhRS)

548 Has anyone demonstrated what Trump would get by being Putin's bitch?

I think the left fantasizes about a strong-man running their lives and keeping them in ball gags, but that doesn't really translate to someone like Trump, who could not give two farts about anyone else's opinion of what he should or should not do.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 09, 2019 09:45 PM (vVOK2)

549 Of for Fucks sake. The GOPe will vote to impeach.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 09, 2019 09:42 PM (iLaBB)

--------

I doubt it. But they, as always, want to damage Trump. If it damages Dem campaigns, it's still a win. Assholes like McConnell are in the catbird seat, here.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 09, 2019 09:45 PM (5aX2M)

550 In Chap'qua, Cthillary lies dreaming.
Posted by: Axeman at December 09, 2019 09:44 PM (YOhRS)
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Of course, it would be better if she had a home in Raleigh.

Posted by: Axeman at December 09, 2019 09:45 PM (YOhRS)

551 And it's an aerobic challenge to throw leather for a solid 30 seconds, Lmost like sprinting.
Posted by: Farmer Bob

Average street fight rarely lasts much longer.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...willing to pay the price for my children's freedom at December 09, 2019 09:45 PM (88WhX)

552 Rene Auberjonois IMDB page will reveal he was a very busy actor for decades.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 09, 2019 09:45 PM (0zDoP)

553 Caught a bit of Hannity in the car today. His limited capacities and inability to articulate have never been more obvious,

The worst part tonight?
Talking about the IG Report's "prediction".

He was trying to say "predication".

Posted by: mikeyG at December 09, 2019 09:45 PM (1vWDB)

554 "Hannity interrupted Page while giving his first reply."

The guy just can't help himself.

Only 3 people he won't interrupt - or will back down when they start talking over him

Rush, Levin, & PDT.

He has tried at least once with each of them. Didn't work out too well.

Posted by: Marybeth at December 09, 2019 09:46 PM (4pK1/)

555 In Chap'qua, Cthillary lies dreaming.
She lies about everything else, so it makes sense.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at December 09, 2019 09:46 PM (xkSJa)

556 Has anyone demonstrated what Trump would get by being Putin's bitch?

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 09, 2019 09:45 PM (vVOK2)
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That man is using logic--SEIZE the Logical One!

Posted by: The Democrat Dream Hoard at December 09, 2019 09:46 PM (YOhRS)

557 You have to wonder why Hannity even has guests or why people go on his show, knowing he will constantly interrupt them, He should just interview himself.

Posted by: Ripley at December 09, 2019 09:46 PM (NbRJx)

558 Painful to listen to.

Posted by: rhomboid

Hannity excells at volume not content

Posted by: Sock Monkey...willing to pay the price for my children's freedom at December 09, 2019 09:47 PM (88WhX)

559 Reading a *$&%ing NWS weather forecast is beyond his rated capacity, plus how could he interrupt himself w/o a spaz attack ?

*spits*

*repeatedly*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 09, 2019 09:48 PM (JwHjN)

560 Brexit is almost certainly a corpse-twitch, almost poignant really, but still amusing to watch the incredibly stupid, incredibly arrogant Euro-nutz take a blow [and the whole EU debacle is in real jeopardy when the first and biggest brick falls out of the wall]. It'll give the Brits an economic boost for at least a while once they make their yuuuuuge trade deal with us.

More important to us would be having their entire collection of current and recent intel top execs shipped over for interrogation about the Keystone Coup.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 09, 2019 09:48 PM (El6T/)

561 Lindsey, when DACA was rescinded.
---

Shaka, when the walls fell!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 09, 2019 09:49 PM (Dc2NZ)

562 Why can't they just release a 35th anniversary gold ultradisc Ghostbusters DVD and quit fucking with it? "Look, Fat"-busters was an atrocity. And now it's time for the indignity of The Fronthole Awakens treatment? Leave perfection alone, jammit!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 09, 2019 09:50 PM (WOdnH)

563 Evergreen has cut 34 full-time faculty positions in the past two years�

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Higher education just doesn't get any respect anymore.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 09, 2019 09:50 PM (+y/Ru)

564 You have to wonder why Hannity even has guests or why people go on his
show, knowing he will constantly interrupt them, He should just
interview himself.

His guests should start just talking past him and keep answering the previous question when he interrupts them.

I gave up on him the day after teh SCOAMF got reelected. He started that bullshit "Let not your heart be troubled" crap when I was broke as hell (and still am). He's a multi-millionaire, what does he ever have to worry about?
He can go fuck himself.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 09, 2019 09:50 PM (HaL55)

565
Hannity excells at volume not content

AND MONOTONY.

AND DRONING.

AND RUN-ON SENTENCES REGARDING LYING TO A FISA COURT ON A LYING NO GOOD HILLARY BOUGHT AND PAID FOR DOSSIER THAT WAS SIGNED OFF BY PEOPLE WHO WERE NOT TELLING THE TRUTH ABOUT THE FISA COURT AND JAMES COMEY WHO HAS REFUSED TO COME ON MY SHOW

Posted by: mikeyG at December 09, 2019 09:51 PM (1vWDB)

566 A person who has to take time and think, is recalling what Putin wants him to say. It doesn't come thoughtlessly and automatic the way our bouts of shouting do!

Posted by: The Democrat Dream Hoard at December 09, 2019 09:52 PM (YOhRS)

567 AND MONOTONY.

AND DRONING.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 09, 2019 09:51 PM (1vWDB)
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Someday, he's going to collapse during the 12th minute of the monologue from not taking a breath.

Posted by: Axeman at December 09, 2019 09:53 PM (YOhRS)

568 Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 09, 2019 08:48 PM (ptqGC)

Not liberals. Leftists or Progressives/Regressives. The banner statement of FrontPage Magazine says "Inside every progressive is a totalitarian screaming to get out." I think Jonathan Turley s a liberal

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 09, 2019 09:53 PM (WI7YS)

569 I couldn't stand that amblyopic tard freak Colmes, but I didn't mind Hannity punching him around...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 09, 2019 09:54 PM (WOdnH)

570 Other than the Kavanaugh thing, haven't seem him so
sincerely impassioned and serious since his time as a House prosecutor
during the Clinton impeachment. Amazing.

Posted by: rhomboid

That's my first memory of Miss Lindsey, in the House on the Judiciary Committee.

I had high hopes for him.

Still do, probably in vain.

Posted by: Oedipus, Seal the deal and let's boogie at December 09, 2019 09:55 PM (N4r5a)

571 Did you know I used to paint houses for a living? Let me tell you...

Posted by: Sham Hannity at December 09, 2019 09:55 PM (l3+k2)

572 I think the important thing right now is...

how much the Eagles suck balls

HOLY HELL

we are terrible

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 09, 2019 09:56 PM (Rarvo)

573 Hello, how are you?

Posted by: ALH at December 09, 2019 09:56 PM (D59ia)

574 Winter nood!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 09, 2019 09:56 PM (Y4EXg)

575 Someday, he's going to collapse during the 12th minute of the monologue from not taking a breath.

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Mrs. Wrecks, a speech pathologist, had a client that actually did that regularly. Of course, he was brain damaged.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 09, 2019 09:57 PM (+y/Ru)

576 "Evergreen has cut 34 full-time faculty positions"

Cutting evergreens always puts me in the Christmas spirit!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 09, 2019 09:57 PM (WOdnH)

577 I think Jonathan Turley s a liberal

Posted by: FenelonSpoke
________

Nothing wrong with honest disagreement every now and again. Heck, I'd be bored if everyone agreed with me all the time. (I'd be scared, too.)

Posted by: FireHorse at December 09, 2019 09:57 PM (ScWBu)

578 The Eagles were the Shiny New Thing just a couple years ago.

Posted by: davidt at December 09, 2019 09:57 PM (l3+k2)

579 "569 I couldn't stand that amblyopic tard freak Colmes, but I didn't mind Hannity punching him around...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 09, 2019 09:54 PM (WOdnH) "

Faintly amusing, like watching one of my rat terriers eviscerate a stuffed toy ... poor little guys, all that polyester fluff ....
When they were done I would give them a juicy tidbit, like a raw duck liver or something ... interesting how the hindbrain works, innit ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 09, 2019 09:59 PM (JwHjN)

580 Posted by: FireHorse at December 09, 2019 09:57 PM (ScWBu)

I agree.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 09, 2019 10:00 PM (WI7YS)

581 The more one recalls various sub-plots and actions by the FBI over the last 3 years, the more outrageously limp the IG report becomes. And Mueller. Beginning to look like almost literally everything they did is indefensible [and there may even be some legal liability lurking in the Flynn case].

If one is going to have an IG, they might as well be empowered to follow obvious critical pathways when they turn up. All this time, and delays, to repeat already known examples of misconduct, and zero dot-connecting with all the related crap directly connected to the FISA thing?

Posted by: rhomboid at December 09, 2019 10:00 PM (El6T/)

582 If what those bums did was unbiased, what would bias look like?

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at December 10, 2019 12:08 AM (Ndje9)

Trump Surging in Polls in Three Battleground States, as Impeachment Seems to be Damaging Biden and the Democrats

LOL.

I think Trump should thank David Frum, John Podhoretz, David French, the Dispatch, the Bulwark, National Review et al. when he cruises -- ahoy! -- to reelection with 350 electoral votes.

Quarterly polling by the Republican firm Firehouse Strategies, with Optimus, had President Trump struggling in the mega-battlegrounds of Michigan, Pennsylvania and Wisconsin -- but in the newest edition, he beats every Democrat.
The big picture: Trump won by an average of six percentage points in hypothetical match-ups against all current Democratic candidates, including Joe Biden, who was performing well in head-to-head contests against Trump in polling conducted earlier in the year.
The poll found that a majority of likely 2020 voters surveyed do not support impeaching and removing Trump from office.

LOLOLOLOL

The Democrats have two chances to beat Trump if they can't win two of the three PA, WI, and MI: Slim and none, and slim just resigned after photos of a "thruple" relationship with a staffer surfaced.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:50 PM

Comments

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1 No worries mate, the voter fraud will take care of this!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 09, 2019 06:50 PM (BiNEL)

2
LOLGF

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 09, 2019 06:51 PM (pNxlR)

3 Since my untimely passing I find a greater and greater urge to vote Democrat

Posted by: EpsteinTheHappy at December 09, 2019 06:52 PM (sYV5O)

4 So bug eyes and fat boy are doing a bang up job... for Trump

Posted by: It's me donna at December 09, 2019 06:52 PM (6XlcD)

5 The Trump campaign sent me an email asking to sign a card of thanks to Adam Schif. Lol.

Posted by: Pine Barrens at December 09, 2019 06:52 PM (+TBpB)

6
However, among voters who get off on having kids jump into their laps, Biden widened his lead over Trump to +8.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 09, 2019 06:53 PM (pNxlR)

7 Trump! Trump! Trump! Trump!

Stick it up, Stick it up, Stick it up the democrats rump!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 09, 2019 06:54 PM (Z+IKu)

8 The GOPe Senate will try their darnest to stop this horrible trend.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 09, 2019 06:54 PM (iw59Q)

9 The poll found that a majority of likely 2020 voters surveyed do not support impeaching and removing Trump from office.

***Laughs maniacally***

What a day.....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at December 09, 2019 06:54 PM (SRRAx)

10 The GOPe Senate will try their darnest to stop this horrible trend.

I'd laugh.. If I didn't think it was true

Posted by: It's me donna at December 09, 2019 06:55 PM (6XlcD)

11 I just don't understand this at all. They KNOW this is a loser, they KNOW they are all running towards the end of the cliff and yet they do it anyway. I mean I know dems aren't the brightest people but I refuse to think they are this fucking stupid. Something doesn't make sense.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 09, 2019 06:55 PM (dUJdY)

12 MI chart looks like Buttgigs flacid member and could be attribute to him as well. He is NOT popular in these parts, and I mean Indiana / S Michigan, not his nether parts.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at December 09, 2019 06:55 PM (Vy7tf)

13 And Trump's campaign didn't spy on itself.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at December 09, 2019 06:55 PM (dH/BH)

14 Whos in charge of the "Trump? Never heard of him."

Charlie Gibson meme?

Posted by: 80's music fan at December 09, 2019 06:55 PM (glGDV)

15 cheer up!

we can still snatch defeat from the jaws of victory!

Posted by: The RNC at December 09, 2019 06:55 PM (NYIfp)

16 hiya

Posted by: JT at December 09, 2019 06:56 PM (arJlL)

17 who was performing well in head-to-head contests

Head to Head?
I didn't know that was an option!

..Pete Buttgiggity m..

Posted by: Bruce at December 09, 2019 06:56 PM (vd8XM)

18 Anyone have a guess as to whether Trump will have big coattails this election?

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 06:56 PM (90T4r)

19 Frum, Jonuuhh, French and the rest of the cuck crew should learn to stack spaghetti sauce.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 09, 2019 06:56 PM (r7Fvf)

20 And you can bet these polls skew D in their sampling

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 09, 2019 06:56 PM (7TYNz)

21 Good job comment #3!!!

I LOL'd

Posted by: naturalfake at December 09, 2019 06:57 PM (WGQCX)

22 Motor Voter states are the best states.

Posted by: Corrupt Motor Voter laws, early voting, and mail-in voting schemes at December 09, 2019 06:57 PM (sy5kK)

23 16 hiya

Posted by: JT at December 09, 2019 06:56 PM (arJlL)

Yo

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 09, 2019 06:57 PM (VqhL9)

24 Joe doesn't pay attention to polls.

Hunter, on the other hand...

Posted by: jsg at December 09, 2019 06:57 PM (/lXod)

25 Trump is clearly rigging the 2020 election by being popular.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 09, 2019 06:57 PM (TLxpZ)

26 I just don't understand this at all. They KNOW this
is a loser, they KNOW they are all running towards the end of the cliff
and yet they do it anyway. I mean I know dems aren't the brightest
people but I refuse to think they are this fucking stupid. Something
doesn't make sense.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 09, 2019 06:55 PM

They're addicts. They're addicted to the press coverage. They're addicted to caressing mewls of the TDS-afflicted left. They're addicted to their own puffery. And they know it's killing them and they're going to quit. They're going to get clean, once and for all.

Right after they take just one more hit from the impeachment pipe.

Posted by: Bert G at December 09, 2019 06:58 PM (OMsf+)

27 'Firehouse Strategies' seems like an odd name. Would be odd to see one with the name 'Shithouse'.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 09, 2019 06:58 PM (2B9A/)

28 Trump is clearly rigging the 2020 election by being popular.

LOL

Posted by: It's me donna at December 09, 2019 06:58 PM (6XlcD)

29 The fraud machine is going to be off the fucking charts.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 09, 2019 06:58 PM (dJrqU)

30 Relax Nadler, we'll just tell 'em that you parked your brother's impeachment out back...

Posted by: klaftern at December 09, 2019 06:58 PM (RuIsu)

31 Yes. It shows a dude buying one for his wife as a Christmas present.

Then she enjoys working out on it.

So you can see the reason everyone is pissed about it.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 09, 2019 06:38 PM (6VvF+)

I heard that, but what exactly are they mad about?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 09, 2019 06:40 PM (85Gof)

That a woman is happy with her man.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 09, 2019 06:58 PM (K3zSe)

32 People are pissed. Truly pissed. As well they should be.

If (please) Trump wins in 2020, expect things to ramp up even worse. This is all going to end in tears.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 09, 2019 06:58 PM (GbPPJ)

33 Getting more votes than the Democrat is an impeachable offense!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 09, 2019 06:58 PM (hbTkw)

34 we can still snatch defeat from the jaws of victory!

Posted by: The RNC at December 09, 2019 06:55 PM (NYIfp)

You think you're pissed at the Democrats, wait until you see what the GOP Establishment does!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 09, 2019 06:58 PM (BiNEL)

35 4 So bug eyes and fat boy are doing a bang up job... for Trump
Posted by: It's me donna at December 09, 2019 06:52 PM (6XlcD)

Bug eyes and Fat boy...... a new SJW TV series on Netflix?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 09, 2019 06:59 PM (sy5kK)

36 And you can bet these polls skew D in their sampling

......

Skewing D?

I didn't know that was an option!

...Pete Buttgiggity..

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 09, 2019 06:59 PM (6VvF+)

37 There's going to be Black Panthers, Antifa, and other such stuff on Election Day in Polling Places.

There's also going to be various working poor and middle class fighting them. Including gun play in a few cases.

And there is going to be the typical concern because of it. The concerned folks ? Their your biggest problem.

Posted by: The Masked Poster at December 09, 2019 06:59 PM (kr/v5)

38 The poll found that a majority of likely 2020 voters surveyed do not support impeaching and removing Trump from office.
.........

and think Joe is receiving static from Vega via the steel plate in his head.

Posted by: wth at December 09, 2019 06:59 PM (v0R5T)

39 That a woman is happy with her man.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 09, 2019 06:51 PM (K3zSe)

Worse than that, a fit toned woman is pleased that her husband has given her a new and convenient way to remain fit and toned!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 09, 2019 06:59 PM (BiNEL)

40 I just don't understand this at all. They KNOW this is a loser, they KNOW they are all running towards the end of the cliff and yet they do it anyway. I mean I know dems aren't the brightest people but I refuse to think they are this fucking stupid. Something doesn't make sense.
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 09, 2019 06:55 PM (dUJdY)

The Establishment Dems need access to power to trade for money. The Clinton alliance with money people is frayed to breaking. The fraud in 2016 has the Left wing in full revolt, and they can't tamp it down.

If the Left takes over the party, they are out. If they show weakness on Impeachement, the left takes over now. If they string it along, something good might happen.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 09, 2019 06:59 PM (eoQWY)

41
Are you shittin me?

We're only weeks away from "Trump has 'no path' to victory," and "Trump will only win 90 electoral votes."

And we're only days away from Fake News referring to our president as "the embattled president."

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 09, 2019 07:00 PM (q+RdX)

42 Will we see actual burning buildings in Milwaukee during the DNC convention next July?

Or just tear gas and a couple of tipped over cows, er, cars?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 09, 2019 07:00 PM (sy5kK)

43 I agree with you ATC.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 09, 2019 07:01 PM (dUJdY)

44 The only way PDT loses Michigan is via epic fraud from the 3 Soros gals elected last year. The UAW is all in on PDT.

Posted by: clutch at December 09, 2019 07:01 PM (+mbOC)

45
Also, expect Fake News to dust off "Alt-Right" and use it 100 times a day.

For instance, "the alt-right populist president."

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 09, 2019 07:01 PM (q+RdX)

46 I'm glad Ace mentioned that Firehouse is a GOP pollster. Firehouse does have a GOP bias, imo. Doesn't mean Firehouse polls are wrong, just that comparing their final polls with actual results? They usually have the GOP doing better than it actually did.

In any event, the trendline is encouraging, bias or not.

Posted by: mnw at December 09, 2019 07:01 PM (Cssks)

47 Hiya Cannibal !

Hiya Heidi !

Jeopardy's on !

Posted by: JT at December 09, 2019 07:01 PM (arJlL)

48 42
Will we see actual burning buildings in Milwaukee during the DNC convention next July?

Or just tear gas and a couple of tipped over cows, er, cars?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 09, 2019 07:00 PM (sy5kK)

The media would have to show it for anyone to see it.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 09, 2019 07:01 PM (TLxpZ)

49 What's the over/under on the FBI currently investigating whether Trump tried to bribe the Ukrainians to influence the 2020 election by digging up dirt on Biden?

Posted by: MAGA at December 09, 2019 07:01 PM (E+oV2)

50 Are you shittin me?

.....

Is that an option?

.....Pete Buttgiggity..

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 09, 2019 07:01 PM (6VvF+)

51 Joe doesn't pay attention to polls.

Hunter, on the other hand...

Posted by: jsg at December 09, 2019 06:57 PM (/lXod)

Hunter, on the other hand, pays attention to the poles!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 09, 2019 07:01 PM (BiNEL)

52 And we're only days away from Fake News referring to our president as "the embattled president."

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 09, 2019 07:00 PM (q+RdX)

That's not going to stop until he's out of office.

Posted by: Vanya at December 09, 2019 07:01 PM (U7voe)

53 Also, expect Fake News to dust off "Alt-Right" and use it 100 times a day.

For instance, "the alt-right populist president."
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 09, 2019 07:01 PM (q+RdX)

You mean like they do now?

Alt Right isn't scary to anyone outside the bubble anyhow.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 09, 2019 07:02 PM (eoQWY)

54 Why would voters want to get rid of the guy who has ushered in the lowest unemployment numbers in a decade, who is sticking it to our enemies, foreign and domestic and who has given Americans the highest wages in a long time, along with cutting taxes? He needs to get rid of the Department of Energy because it is no longer necessary and get rid of the Department of MisEducation and give every family $10,000 per kid who wants to send their kids to private school. He will win in a landslide.

Posted by: Czech Chick at December 09, 2019 07:02 PM (J9wxX)

55 Or just tear gas and a couple of tipped over cows, er, cars?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

Have the Manitowoc Minute guy doing the reporting

Posted by: Bruce at December 09, 2019 07:02 PM (vd8XM)

56 39 That a woman is happy with her man.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 09, 2019 06:51 PM (K3zSe)

Worse than that, a fit toned woman is pleased that her husband has given her a new and convenient way to remain fit and toned!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 09, 2019 06:59 PM (BiNEL)

Which is just a form of fat-shaming. Fitness isn't body-positive, y'know.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 07:02 PM (NWiLs)

57 You know...

1) They impeach Trump
2) Trump says fuck you and keeps running for 2020.
3) Trump wins by historic margin repudiating Democrats.
4) Everyone that voted for impeachment gets the sack.
5) Trump + Republican house and senate with historic majorities.
6) CNN and MSNBC go bankrupt.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at December 09, 2019 07:02 PM (+DS2f)

58 Every institution seems like our enemy now. Okay, that's hyperbole, but it expresses my general belief.

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 07:02 PM (90T4r)

59 That a woman is happy with her man.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 09, 2019 06:51 PM (K3zSe)

Worse than that, a fit toned woman is pleased that her husband has given her a new and convenient way to remain fit and toned!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 09, 2019 06:59 PM (BiNEL)

They probably thought Tess Holliday should have been in the ad, eating a pizza on the bike.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 09, 2019 07:03 PM (K3zSe)

60 The Democrats have two chances to beat Trump if they can't win two of the three PA, WI, and MI: Slim and none, and slim just resigned after photos of a "thruple" relationship with a staffer surfaced.

Posted by: ace at December 09, 2019 07:03 PM (PbpT7)

61 >>>58 Every institution seems like our enemy now. Okay, that's hyperbole, but it expresses my general belief.

this tracks with my math

Posted by: ace at December 09, 2019 07:03 PM (PbpT7)

62 2020 and beyond will see blood hosed from many streets. The Left will be indulged and protected as before, then develop a real taste for it. The righteous punishment of those who twice inflicted Trump upon them will never ever end.

Posted by: Citizen of Administratia, free at the government's pleasure at December 09, 2019 07:03 PM (ldmQR)

63 Pretty comfortable that Trump's margin is actually even larger - and against the entire Dem field of freaks.

But gawd do I hope against hope Joe hangs on [he won't].

Would be the most hilarious election of our lives.

Babylon Bee will be left flat-footed trying to outdo reality.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 09, 2019 07:03 PM (El6T/)

64 I really think Wisconsin is going to be the most important battleground for Trump. If he can win there, he's got it locked up.

So much depends on who Democrats nominate, I used to think Biden was their best shot, now I'm not so sure. It's really going beyond some "senior" moments.

I was talking with a HUGE Trump hating, Hillary loving Democrat, and she admitted she's really worried about Biden's chances now. She thinks Bloomberg might be the savior.

Posted by: Blago at December 09, 2019 07:03 PM (sjTfF)

65
Rush today said the fake impeachment is also about the Democrats pre-tainting the 2020 results.

Boy, was he right.
A few hours later, the ugly and evil House Democrats had a fake press conference in which they pretended the 2020 election was already compromised!

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 09, 2019 07:03 PM (q+RdX)

66 59 That a woman is happy with her man.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 09, 2019 06:51 PM (K3zSe)

Worse than that, a fit toned woman is pleased that her husband has given her a new and convenient way to remain fit and toned!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 09, 2019 06:59 PM (BiNEL)

They probably thought Tess Holliday should have been in the ad, eating a pizza on the bike.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 09, 2019 07:03 PM (K3zSe)

And taking swigs off a sports water bottle filled with gravy.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 07:03 PM (NWiLs)

67 #LOLGF
#Epsteindidntkillhimself

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 09, 2019 07:03 PM (yQpMk)

68 The Peloton ad made me laugh, because I knew INSTANTLY how much the harpies were going to hate it.

Posted by: mnw at December 09, 2019 07:03 PM (Cssks)

69 7) cities burn to the ground.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 09, 2019 07:04 PM (dJrqU)

70 Hell, even the people who want impeachment, liberals, know it's political, no matter how much that harpy, Pelosi, screeches that it isn't.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 09, 2019 07:04 PM (+lVUW)

71 Oh, and Trump is elected with 35% of the black vote and 51% of the Hispanic vote, and a majority of women.

Suck it progressives.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at December 09, 2019 07:04 PM (+DS2f)

72 >>>And we're only days away from Fake News referring to our president as "the embattled president."

Oh, I think I can beat that deadline

Posted by: Chris Wallace, Genuine Bona-Fide Gold-Plated Cocksucker at December 09, 2019 07:04 PM (PbpT7)

73 And we're only days away from Fake News referring to our president as "the embattled president."

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 09, 2019 07:00 PM (q+RdX)

That's not going to stop until he's out of office.
Posted by: Vanya at December 09, 2019 07:01 PM (U7voe)

You really think they're gonna leave Trump alone when he leaves office?

I'll take that bet.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 09, 2019 07:04 PM (K3zSe)

74 You think you're pissed at the Democrats, wait until you see what the GOP Establishment does!

And that will be a big, fat nothing. No support for PDT, no fighting back, no pointing out the truth of the Prog's kangaroo court (that's it's all a damnable lie designed to violate the vote of half of the country). Not one discouraging word against the Democrats.

Just...nothing. As usual.
There's an old adage in politics that "perception is reality." The perception is that #WASTF and there's no way we're going to be able to vote our way out of this mess that's been forced upon us by our enemies. Oh well, we had a decent run for a while, but nobody stopped the bad guys when they could've been stopped.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 09, 2019 07:04 PM (HaL55)

75 11
I just don't understand this at all. They KNOW this is a loser, they
KNOW they are all running towards the end of the cliff and yet they do
it anyway. I mean I know dems aren't the brightest people but I refuse
to think they are this fucking stupid. Something doesn't make sense.

Posted by: Jewells45

My guess is that they know they won't win in '20, but they can lance the boil this cycle, whereas if they don't do this, they'll keep on losing because the left will become irretrievably split between the loons and the....slightly less loony.

Posted by: pep at December 09, 2019 07:05 PM (T6t7i)

76 And ace I think MN NH NV and maybe VA and NM are actually very vulnerable for any of the Dems, so the electoral map is even tougher for them.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 09, 2019 07:05 PM (El6T/)

77 I mean I know dems aren't the brightest people but I refuse to think they are this fucking stupid. Something doesn't make sense.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 09, 2019 06:55 PM (dUJdY)

They are not playing their cards as you would play their cards.

To them - they won the House in 2018. That's been the only measure of what is or is not good tactics.

And ObamaCare is still alive. That's been the only measure of what is or is not good strategy.

Posted by: The Masked Poster at December 09, 2019 07:05 PM (kr/v5)

78 1) They impeach Trump

2) Trump says fuck you and keeps running for 2020.

3) Trump wins by historic margin repudiating Democrats.

4) Democrats start new impeachment hearings

5) Republicans play along because they are Deep State

6) Four more years of impeachments.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at December 09, 2019 07:05 PM (bFkYZ)

79 Trump is the jobs president.

Biden was the $50,000 per month job for his cokehead son vice president.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 09, 2019 07:05 PM (+lVUW)

80 WTH is the DNC and GOPe's plan here? Gain D senate seats while losing the POTUS election again so they can hamstring the country and blame Trump and try to take him out again in 2021?

I sure wish I thought that I could help drain the swamp and MAGA again by donating time/money to a group that would elect MAGA candidates across the country.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at December 09, 2019 07:05 PM (eASYU)

81 >>>76 And ace I think MN NH NV and maybe VA and NM are actually very vulnerable for any of the Dems, so the electoral map is even tougher for them.

i'm very skeptical about VA, which has been converted to New Delaware.

Posted by: ace at December 09, 2019 07:05 PM (PbpT7)

82 Over/under on Hillary jumping into Dem race now that OIG report is out AND the Trump polling numbers from above continue current trend to his favor?

Answer: Significant, trending towards probable.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at December 09, 2019 07:05 PM (DRgs8)

83 Willowed. Just as women dress for other women, they work out to look better than other women. And THAT has to piss some fatties off.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 09, 2019 07:06 PM (LOq4H)

84 The Democrats have two chances to beat Trump if they can't win two of the three PA, WI, and MI: Slim and none, and slim just resigned after photos of a "thruple" relationship with a staffer surfaced.
Posted by: ace at December 09, 2019 07:03 PM (PbpT7)

So far they haven't even pretended to address issues in these states. College tuition debt isn't a big thing compared to jobs. And I would bet that Trump didn't get 100 percent of the ex-Dem blue collar vote in 2016 in these or any state so his starting spot is somewhat ahead of election day 2016.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 09, 2019 07:06 PM (eoQWY)

85 You really think they're gonna leave Trump alone when he leaves office?

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 09, 2019 07:04 PM (K3zSe)

Of course they won't. All I'm saying is they'll no longer refer to him as an embattled president.

Posted by: Vanya at December 09, 2019 07:06 PM (U7voe)

86 good job , nonna Peloshi

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 07:06 PM (zr5Kq)

87 I think the UK will choose "or die" in the Brexit-or-Die vote.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 07:06 PM (KZzsI)

88 Every institution seems like our enemy now. Okay, that's hyperbole, but it expresses my general belief.

this tracks with my math
Posted by: ace at December 09, 2019 07:03 PM (PbpT7)

Sure as hell seems like it to me.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 09, 2019 07:06 PM (GbPPJ)

89 47 Hiya Cannibal !

Hiya Heidi !

Jeopardy's on !

Posted by: JT at December 09, 2019 07:01 PM (arJlL)

Jeopardy? We still talking IG report?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 09, 2019 07:06 PM (VqhL9)

90 And ace I think MN NH NV and maybe VA and NM are actually very vulnerable for any of the Dems, so the electoral map is even tougher for them.
Posted by: rhomboid

_____________

I have a friend that's a Republican political operative and he is saying they are seeing some positive signs of a possible win in nevada and new mexico.

He said Colorado though is gone.

Posted by: Blago at December 09, 2019 07:06 PM (sjTfF)

91 The greatest accomplishment of Trump is in the court system. Pray for four more years, and a Senate majority. Cowardly Republicans will quietly confirm conservative judges, because that is below the Jacobin radar.

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 07:07 PM (90T4r)

92
The Establishment Dems need access to power to trade for money. The Clinton alliance with money people is frayed to breaking. The fraud in 2016 has the Left wing in full revolt, and they can't tamp it down.

If the Left takes over the party, they are out. If they show weakness on Impeachement, the left takes over now. If they string it along, something good might happen.
Posted by: Oldcat
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The Democrat upper class has nurtured the smoldering coal of radical left since the 60's, because they found them useful.

It has erupted into flame, and they cannot control the conflagration. To survive, the moderate Dems must go along, either passively, maintaining silence, or actively promoting the Left's perspective.

The only question is, will the majority of the citizenry buy into the message?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 09, 2019 07:07 PM (RQPzA)

93 And taking swigs off a sports water bottle filled with gravy.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 07:03 PM (NWiLs)

Come on, Insom, it is really hard work to suck gravy through those little sports water bottle nozzles!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 09, 2019 07:07 PM (BiNEL)

94 Make 17 errors on your tax return and every one in your favor.

see how that washes in an audit

Posted by: REDACTED at December 09, 2019 07:07 PM (rpxSz)

95 He said Colorado though is gone.

in many ways

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 07:07 PM (zr5Kq)

96 I see a gain of 40 seats, no evidence, just my child like innocence.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 09, 2019 07:08 PM (LOq4H)

97 And Insp. Kemp's #s are probably not far off for those demo votes. Just one more Trump advantage that directly guts the Dems - they need out-size %s from those demos just to be a national party.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 09, 2019 07:08 PM (El6T/)

98 75

Yep. A last grasp at cohesiveness. Trump is the Frankenstein m.j marauding their village and they're making the most of it while there's time.

Next step: they blow up the dam that washes away the entire village along with the Monster they want to destroy.

Posted by: Citizen of Administratia, free at the government's pleasure at December 09, 2019 07:08 PM (ldmQR)

99 Every institution seems like our enemy now. Okay, that's hyperbole, but it expresses my general belief.

this tracks with my math

Posted by: ace at December 09, 2019 07:03 PM (PbpT7)

Sure as hell seems like it to me.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 09, 2019 07:06 PM (GbPPJ)

----
even *i* can see it...

Posted by: Ray at December 09, 2019 07:08 PM (NYIfp)

100 Fake news election night script.
PA "too close to call"
WI "too close to call"
MI "too close to call"

Posted by: The man who would be Paul Drake at December 09, 2019 07:08 PM (FsgBK)

101
Pete Buttsex is playing rough with the fake indian and wants to knock her off her
high horse. The alt-left midget mayor of the 4th largest city...

in Indiana demands to see the fake injun's tax returns from when she was a whore-shyster for big corporations.

Fake Injun says that was over 3 decades ago!

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 09, 2019 07:09 PM (q+RdX)

102 nerdygirl. New piss and moan effort of the useful idiots for the D's is to cry and moan about every company that goes belly up (eg that trucking company) or has periodic layoffs hitting now (eg Caterpillar) going "SEE SEE, recession is coming"

Same jerks carefully looked away when the railroads had scads of empty cars they had to just store on unused old lines during the Barky recession.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at December 09, 2019 07:09 PM (eASYU)

103
Make 17 errors on your tax return and every one in your favor.

see how that washes in an audit

Posted by: REDACTED
Hope my attorney is taking LOTS of notes.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 09, 2019 07:09 PM (LOq4H)

104 Every institution seems like our enemy now. Okay, that's hyperbole, but it expresses my general belief.

this tracks with my math
Posted by: ace at December 09, 2019 07:03 PM (PbpT7)

Every MAJOR institution IS our enemy now.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 09, 2019 07:09 PM (K3zSe)

105 Let's do a thought exercise.

Black voters. How many that voted for Trump last time won't this time?

How many who didn't vote for him last time will this time?

How many black voters stayed home because the choice was between Trump and Ms Bollard fainter purse hot sauce?

How many will if its Trump vs... well anyone the Democrats are trotting out this time?

How many Trump Voters that you know of will not vote for him next time?

How many who went third party instead of Trump last time will vote for him this time? (raises hand)

The DNC lives or dies still based on the black vote. Maybe one or two more presidential elections after that before hispanic replaces them sufficiently in demographics.

Honestly it will take a mass of fraud to beat him, as it stands right now.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 07:09 PM (KZzsI)

106 Of course they won't. All I'm saying is they'll no longer refer to him as an embattled president.

Posted by: Vanya at December 09, 2019 07:06 PM (U7voe)

When Trump is out of office they'll refer to him as a "Disgraced President". Another purpose of impeachment.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 09, 2019 07:09 PM (TLxpZ)

107 New Delaware is a fake Hollywood movie state. Like East Dakota and New Mexico.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 09, 2019 07:10 PM (yQpMk)

108 My guess is that they know they won't win in '20, but they can lance the boil this cycle, whereas if they don't do this, they'll keep on losing because the left will become irretrievably split between the loons and the....slightly less loony.
Posted by: pep at December 09, 2019 07:05 PM (T6t7i)

The problem for them in blaming the left for failure in 2020 is that the mainline dems are too visible to put all the onus on the left. In 72 when the Dems could blame it all on McGovern and the crazy left, and invoke superdelegates to end the threat, this was not the case.

Running Biden, Warren isn't going to convince many that Progressives are the problem and that the leftists should be good little soldiers for the next generation.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 09, 2019 07:10 PM (eoQWY)

109 Bloomberg can beat Trump.

If, and only if, he is brave enough to repudiate Obama like Donald Trump repudiated Bush.

Bloomberg can't beat Trump.

Posted by: Oschisms at December 09, 2019 07:10 PM (/U3h1)

110 helps to type the rest of your nick, idiot.,

Posted by: Ray charles at December 09, 2019 07:10 PM (NYIfp)

111 I have to agree with the Empress. If the Rs don't retake the House, this shite will never end. Hell, even if they do, the Dems hold unauthorized minority party impeachment hearings, which the MFM will cover as if they were in the majority.

Fcuk these people.

War.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 09, 2019 07:10 PM (rBtIz)

112 He said Colorado though is gone.
Posted by: Blago at December 09, 2019 07:06 PM (sjTfF

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Calirado has gone so deep blue it's black... fully colonized. If the GOP spends money here, they're even dumber than they look.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 09, 2019 07:10 PM (8488O)

113 i'm very skeptical about VA, which has been converted to New Delaware.

Posted by: ace at December 09, 2019 07:05 PM (PbpT7)

ace, I am in VA (have been for years), and I think your New Delaware terminology is spot on!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 09, 2019 07:11 PM (BiNEL)

114 helps to type the rest of your nick, idiot

"we didn't need it for the movie"
--Hollywood

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 07:11 PM (KZzsI)

115 One odd thing to note is that in this cycle for the first time in more than a generation OH and FL are likely not "battlegrounds" - they're not even likely close. Frees up Trump-wampum and Dragon Energy to try and take those others I listed.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 09, 2019 07:11 PM (El6T/)

116 Calirado has gone so deep blue it's black... fully colonized. If the GOP spends money here, they're even dumber than they look.

Yeah well, that's what they told Trump about Wisconsin, Pennsylvania, and Michigan, too

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 07:11 PM (KZzsI)

117
So, they tell me the new Bond movie is titled No Time To Die.

I'm, like, No Time To See This Shit. Am I right?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 09, 2019 07:11 PM (q+RdX)

118 this being sick shit is getting old...

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 09, 2019 07:12 PM (NYIfp)

119 The DNC lives or dies still based on the black vote. Maybe one or two more presidential elections after that before hispanic replaces them sufficiently in demographics.

Honestly it will take a mass of fraud to beat him, as it stands right now.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 07:09 PM (KZzsI)

Since my belief is that the Fraud engine on the Dem side is always up in the redzone I am not clear where new fraud will come from, especially in states where the Rs run the elections. And to do this with low levels of funding, and a presumably discouraged base?

Posted by: Oldcat at December 09, 2019 07:12 PM (eoQWY)

120
Over/under on Hillary jumping into Dem race now that OIG report is out AND the Trump polling numbers from above continue current trend to his favor?

Answer: Significant, trending towards probable.
Posted by: RichardWindsor

=======

Negatori, although she will make noises about jumping in.

My theory: She's pretending to run so that if the Durhammer comes down on her head (way too optimistic, I know), she can claim political persecution -- just like Trump did with Biden!!!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 09, 2019 07:12 PM (M9ntN)

121 Every institution seems like our enemy now. Okay, that's hyperbole, but it expresses my general belief.

Every institution will eventually seek to preserve it's own existence. I don't care how many oaths and rules and requirements you put upon it.

It's the most simple truth to me, yet so many hate it. Why give power to something over you, and then click your heels in worship of it ? The very granting of power is a necessary evil - nothing more.

Why not guard that power jealously ? And for crying out loud - why would you ever lionize those that seek to wield it ? Those are the first fuckers to not trust.

Posted by: The Masked Poster at December 09, 2019 07:12 PM (kr/v5)

122 Here is an original question I've not seen asked elsewhere:

Has the CIA or the FBI done an internal Threat Assessment or Damage Assessment about the possibility that either or both agencies have been compromised by a private intelligence service (Steele's Orbis, Fusion GPS and/or Clinton poppet Blumenthal's "private intelligence company")? Have they done these assessments to see if any CIA or FBI personnel have committed espionage on behalf of any of these private entities?

Have they looked into whether any of these private entities themselves were under the control of a foreign intelligence service?

Posted by: RichardWindsor at December 09, 2019 07:12 PM (DRgs8)

123 New Delaware is a fake Hollywood movie state. Like East Dakota and New Mexico.
Posted by: Grump928
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And Montana.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 09, 2019 07:12 PM (RQPzA)

124 Just a reminder that @BaseballCrank of National Review has written several times that Trump in 2016 *underperformed* in Wisconsin, Michigan, and Pennsylvania versus what Jeb would have done. If Trump pulls 350 electoral votes in 2020, Dan will throw out stats showing that Weld would've carried 48 states.

Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at December 09, 2019 07:12 PM (d9Cw3)

125 40 I just don't understand this at all. They KNOW this is a loser, they KNOW they are all running towards the end of the cliff and yet they do it anyway. I mean I know dems aren't the brightest people but I refuse to think they are this fucking stupid. Something doesn't make sense.
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 09, 2019 06:55 PM (dUJdY)

Simple

1) They want to get trump.
2) They say their normal, nasty things about trump.
3) The public doesn't care, and Trump actively trolls them on it.
4) they get more and more unhinged, and say more and more nasty things.
5) As they get crazier, they lose more and more of the public.
6) At some point they call him a fascist, dictator and Nazi. they don't believe this, but they have said it. Now they can't back off/back down.
7) if Trump was any of these things they have to impeach him, otherwise they look like lunatics.

so they impeach him.

It's like a lot of divorce cases - once certain things have been said they can't be unsaid. the only choice its to back down completely or divorce. Some people can't back down.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at December 09, 2019 07:13 PM (+DS2f)

126 #1 has a high likelihood. Philly will turn out 100% of registered voters who will 100% vote against Trump.

He has to run up the numbers outside Philly (and Broward) to overcome the fraud.

There is a caveat though, the Dem has to be someone the machine is willing to cheat for.

I doubt Bloomberg qualifies.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at December 09, 2019 07:13 PM (dKR7V)

127 Have they looked into whether any of these private entities themselves were under the control of a foreign intelligence service?
Posted by: RichardWindsor at December 09, 2019 07:12 PM (DRgs

Didn't all of CIAs people in China get arrested and shot recently? Of course they're fucking compromised.

Posted by: Vanya at December 09, 2019 07:13 PM (U7voe)

128 James VanDrew the NJ Dem who voted against the impeachment inquiry, is being threatened by his local commie machine: vote to impeach or we primary you!

Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2019 07:14 PM (GaIDK)

129 I would have liked to have seen Montana, if it existed.

Posted by: Capt. Vasili Borodin at December 09, 2019 07:14 PM (yQpMk)

130 IF the dims go with anyone to the right of Lenin, the green candidate will pull 4 to 7%. and that my friends is ballgame.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 09, 2019 07:14 PM (LOq4H)

131 This is our only hope, the Democrats take over and we are done

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2019 07:14 PM (ZCEU2)

132 From last thread:

283 the commercial continues with the wife recording selfies of exercising and telling the husband how she is doing. Feminazis scream she is obviously abused by husband about her weight and appears terrified of him.
Posted by: Jen the original at December 09, 2019 06:47 PM (SjFj+)

That is their complaint. Lol.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 09, 2019 06:49 PM (85Gof)

actually, they hated it because the wife was hot and skinny already. working out every day just caused the hate to burn more intensely.

Well, DUH! Of course she's skinny! It's advertising! Someone should ask the people complaining about the ad if they have ever seen an exercise ad that shows a fat, sweaty, balding fuck like me gasping and wheezing on a Peloton before transforming into a buff, Bandersnatch type.

Pretty people sell product.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 09, 2019 07:14 PM (Ki5SV)

133 Well, off to fire up the snow blower and hit the driveway. 5" and minus 5 tonight. with a minus 30 wind chill for a bonus of crap. Might be time to start buying lotto tickets.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 09, 2019 07:15 PM (r7Fvf)

134 Trump should just order a nuke strike on California.

Posted by: MAGA at December 09, 2019 07:15 PM (E+oV2)

135 Just a reminder that @BaseballCrank of National Review has written several times that Trump in 2016 *underperformed* in Wisconsin, Michigan, and Pennsylvania versus what Jeb would have done.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

Mr. 3-Delegates? Right.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 09, 2019 07:15 PM (hbTkw)

136 I mean I know dems aren't the brightest people but I refuse to think they are this fucking stupid. Something doesn't make sense.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 09, 2019 06:55 PM (dUJdY)

If it's old Joe, they need something to get people to show up at the polls. Nobody is going out on a frigid, snowy nite in Nov-2020 to pull the lever for Joe. Even if he brings in harris or the GA wanna be though lost governor as a VP. Impeachment is all they got.

Second, this and other polls showing against impeachment is encouraging. But just because one says they shouldn't impeach him (so close to the election is what they mean IMHO), doesn't mean they're pulling the lever for Trump.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at December 09, 2019 07:16 PM (zVXtJ)

137 We have a lot of people who have huge egos and have never been called on their lies and bullshit. When has the press held the Democrats accountable for anything since Clinton? ANYTHING?

This total lack of accountability has been the problem - the Dems feel like whatever they say or do it won't matter. But with the internet - people are listening now more than ever. And they don't like what they are hearing - causal disregard for the constitution, moral preening, stupid decisions.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at December 09, 2019 07:16 PM (+DS2f)

138
I question the timing!

This morning on Bloomberg Fake News, they had their periodic "opinion" segment [Yeah, I know, the entire broadcast is "opinion"] in which some business "expert" opined that now is the time for...

tax increases!

Whoa! What a coincidence, because it just so happens Bloomberg is running on raising taxes.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 09, 2019 07:16 PM (q+RdX)

139 133 Well, off to fire up the snow blower and hit the driveway. 5" and minus 5 tonight. with a minus 30 wind chill for a bonus of crap. Might be time to start buying lotto tickets.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 09, 2019 07:15 PM (r7Fvf)

Aren't there any Somalis around, Minn?

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 07:16 PM (90T4r)

140 If NJ Dems in Trump districts are taking heat from constituents AND the party - what's happening in the Rust Belt Trump districts?

Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2019 07:16 PM (GaIDK)

141

Richard Goodstein always says ANY Democrat beats Trump especially Biden.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 09, 2019 07:16 PM (aKsyK)

142
Let's do a thought exercise.

======

You've got to factor in Joe Biden. Insane, I know, but they say he rekindles Hope (remember that, lol?).

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 09, 2019 07:16 PM (M9ntN)

143 The DNC lives or dies still based on the black vote. Maybe one or two
more presidential elections after that before hispanic replaces them
sufficiently in demographics.

You mean before "illegal immigrants are granted the vote because progressivism."

Progs hate America and will do anything to destroy her, like, oh, I don't know, hold completely fake impeachment hearings when no law has been broken.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 09, 2019 07:17 PM (HaL55)

144 Whoa! What a coincidence, because it just so happens Bloomberg is running on raising taxes.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 09, 2019 07:16 PM (q+RdX)

Only on the poor.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 09, 2019 07:17 PM (eoQWY)

145 Yeah, but does Trump beat Clinton in those polls?

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 09, 2019 07:17 PM (4e+hS)

146 Polls schmolls unless it's good news.

Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2019 07:17 PM (M0u+N)

147 Pete Buttsex is playing rough with the fake indian and wants to knock her off her
high horse. The alt-left midget mayor of the 4th largest city...
in Indiana demands to see the fake injun's tax returns from when she was a whore-shyster for big corporations.
Fake Injun says that was over 3 decades ago!
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 09, 2019 07:09 PM (q+RdX)

Yup...another reason to abolish the income tax swindle.

Keeps it from being a political weapon.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 09, 2019 07:17 PM (Z+IKu)

148 If NJ Dems in Trump districts are taking heat from constituents AND the party - what's happening in the Rust Belt Trump districts?
Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2019 07:16 PM (GaIDK)

The DNC doesn't know where the Rust Belt is, so they luck out.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 09, 2019 07:18 PM (eoQWY)

149 Aren't there any Somalis around, Minn?
Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 07:16 PM

Not any where near I live and if you're in public housing, someone does that for you.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 09, 2019 07:18 PM (r7Fvf)

150 Polls schmolls unless it's good news.

Polls, schmolls period. They're all crap and none of them can be trusted.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 07:19 PM (KZzsI)

151 I was thinking about Greece today. Corruption has been the rule there for so many decades that tax fraud is now a national pastime.

I think that the result of proving that there is no level playing field for application of justice will be the tax paying citizens declining to participate in system.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at December 09, 2019 07:19 PM (dKR7V)

152 Come on, Insom, it is really hard work to suck gravy through those little sports water bottle nozzles!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 09, 2019 07:07 PM (BiNEL

It just takes a little practice.

Posted by: Monica at December 09, 2019 07:19 PM (rBtIz)

153 Just a reminder that @BaseballCrank of National Review has written several times that Trump in 2016 *underperformed* in Wisconsin, Michigan, and Pennsylvania versus what Jeb would have done.

Which is hilarious since he and the rest of his ilk stated unequivocally that those states could not be won.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 07:20 PM (KZzsI)

154 Yeah, but does Trump beat Clinton in those polls?

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 09, 2019 07:17 PM (4e+hS)

They love me! They really love me!

Posted by: Hills at December 09, 2019 07:20 PM (2N7oZ)

155 Go read the comments to any media site.

You'll have leftist reporting as fact the opposite--that Trump is underwater in ALL the swing states

Remember when they tried calling themselves the "Reality Based Community?"

Good times.

Lasted about as long as the Coffee Party.

Which, I understand, is when David French and Jonah Goldberg meet at the gas station while their wives are on a Bull-Date.

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at December 09, 2019 07:20 PM (vPKfA)

156 Pete Buttsex is playing rough with the fake indian and wants to knock her off her
high horse.

Oooh, go on..

Posted by: C Booker, Bug Eyed Straight Guy at December 09, 2019 07:20 PM (r7Fvf)

157
What's funny is the Peloton thing comes at a time when more women are doing Crossfit than ever.

Indeed, the ad was targeting such women, not the fake-outragists who pretend to have a problem with it.

Women, in that age range, love stupid shit like Crossfit and Spin classes and FitBits, today.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 09, 2019 07:20 PM (q+RdX)

158 me gasping and wheezing on a Peloton before transforming into a buff, Bandersnatch type.

Pretty people sell product.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
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So, lighting up a Marlboro while 'riding' the thing is out?

What annoys me about folks running, biking, etc. for exercise, is that it is self-engaged wasted energy.

Stop by Ft. Hammer, and I'll have you sweating and panting in five minutes, as you are cutting/hauling brush, pruning, raking, etc.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 09, 2019 07:20 PM (PlZlj)

159 Calirado has gone so deep blue it's black... fully colonized. If the GOP spends money here, they're even dumber than they look.

Yeah well, that's what they told Trump about Wisconsin, Pennsylvania, and Michigan, too
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

______________

It's a good point, I always thought it was long gone since Reagan.

Instead, we were throwing these states away over Koch money for free trade, globalist nonsense.

If I were going to rank states that I think Trump could flip this time that he didn't last time, it would be

New Hampshire
Maine
Nevada
Minnesota
Virginia
new Mexico

then Colorado

I do think weed legalization has played a role there, it's why I don't want it in my state.

Posted by: Blago at December 09, 2019 07:20 PM (sjTfF)

160 129
I would have liked to have seen Montana, if it existed.

Posted by: Capt. Vasili Borodin at December 09, 2019 07:14 PM (yQpMk)

clearly somebody's beard.

Posted by: No one is beard to Klaat at December 09, 2019 07:21 PM (sGtp+)

161 But with the internet - people are listening now
more than ever.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at December 09, 2019 07:16 PM (+DS2f)

Better a bunch of self-appointed speech monitors than a cabal of them in DC. The Internet, if nothing else, has made speech more free. A man no longer needs to own a printing press.

Yet - the need for the 1A continues. Plenty of folks hate the idea of not owning the only press.

Posted by: The Masked Poster at December 09, 2019 07:21 PM (kr/v5)

162 I think a bunch of Dem faithful are hoping that somehow Oprah and or Michelle will ride in at the last second and save them from their yucky field of candidates.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at December 09, 2019 07:21 PM (eASYU)

163 I think the UK will choose "or die" in the Brexit-or-Die vote.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 07:06 PM (KZzsI)

There will always be another Brexit-or-Die vote, until they vote "or die".

Posted by: Your EUrocrat overlords at December 09, 2019 07:22 PM (UGKMd)

164 Just wait until Pelosi-Nadler-Schiff initiate the Super Impeachment Clause of the Constitution. It can be invoked under the "We Hate Your Guts" penumbra.

Then, then, the real walls will close in on Trump's falling wheels.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 09, 2019 07:22 PM (6eEQ+)

165 I think the FBI is bribing Ukrainians already. It's in the budget, use it or lose it.

Posted by: klaftern at December 09, 2019 07:22 PM (RuIsu)

166 I think that the result of proving that there is no level playing field for application of justice will be the tax paying citizens declining to participate in system.

Well I've put a lot of thought into this. Eventually, a Democrat is going to win the presidency again. Its just a matter of time, and the USA tends to alternate with an occasional rare repeat back to back (Reagan/Bush being the last one).

When that happens, I'm signing up for everything, EVERYTHING. Food stamps, medicare, ACA, Social Security, Wifi, Obamaphone, every single freebie and giveaway there is.

I qualify. I'm very poor with awful health, and getting old. I don't sign up now because I believe they are morally wrong and dishonorable. But at that point, its no longer a matter of choice, but survival, and I'm not going to sit by a and let the goodies stream by me without taking part. At that point it becomes my duty as an American to hasten the collapse by taking part.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 07:22 PM (KZzsI)

167 People like the liberals in the media have no understanding of working people in Michigan. Michigan went through absolute hell with the loss of jobs in manufacturing and the auto industry. There was a time when auto workers in Michigan made really good pay, had Cadillac health insurance, and had good pension plans. They watched it all go down the toilet. It was horrible for the workers.

Globalists like Obama announced that those manufacturing jobs were not coming back. Trump's '16 message was that we needed to stop being doormats to other countries through bad trade agreements. While the democrat dumbasses in Congress are pushing for impeachment, Trump's delivering on the jobs issue.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 09, 2019 07:22 PM (+lVUW)

168 127 Have they looked into whether any of these private entities themselves were under the control of a foreign intelligence service?
Posted by: RichardWindsor at December 09, 2019 07:12 PM (DRgs

Didn't all of CIAs people in China get arrested and shot recently? Of course they're fucking compromised.
=======

When I was growing up, the intelligence (and counter-intelligence) functions at least ostensibly sought to protect the interests of the United States. With this 2016 effort, it's clear that there is a faction within the intelligence services that are looking out for certain Democrat Party interests, over the interests of the United States.

Seems like a pretty straight forward compromise of the intelligence agencies.

At the very least, one would think there would be an assessment of guys like Comey. If Comey was off on a political adventure using CIA resources, and potentially breaking the law doing so, or if he lied to Congress or committed or is suspected of committing any criminal act by Durham, shouldn't THAT warrant a full-blown damage assessment within the CIA? I mean, if a drug problem or an affair is enough of a transgression to warrant such a review (i.e., material that could be used as blackmail), shouldn't off-book CIA adventures, lying to Congress and other criminal acts warrant the same?

CIA and FBI, all as "smart" as they constantly tell us they are, won't undertake such a review -- CLEARLY -- because they "can't handle the truth," and they know it. They don't WANT to know the answer to these questions. Yet, the questions are there, plain as day.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at December 09, 2019 07:22 PM (DRgs8)

169 Progs hate America and will do anything to destroy
her, like, oh, I don't know, hold completely fake impeachment hearings
when no law has been broken.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain.

To paraphrase satan: (geez, never thought I'd write that!) the dims: "Better to rule hell, that serve in Heaven."

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 09, 2019 07:23 PM (LOq4H)

170 Just a reminder that @BaseballCrank of National Review has written several times that Trump in 2016 *underperformed* in Wisconsin, Michigan, and Pennsylvania versus what Jeb would have done.
_______________

Jeb would have done what the political consultants told him and put everything into Virginia, Colorado, and Nevada and likely would have come up short.

They would only pretend to go after the Rust Belt.

Trump actually made a play there to win.

Posted by: Blago at December 09, 2019 07:23 PM (sjTfF)

171 Before I go, the Peleton thing. Pure marketing genius IMHO. Let's get hipsters to spend 2K for a stationary bike with a TV mounted to it! Never seen those! Bonus, monthly subscription fee! Seriously, go to the gym, go for a walk, go cut wood, FFS.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 09, 2019 07:23 PM (r7Fvf)

172 133 Well, off to fire up the snow blower and hit the driveway. 5" and minus 5 tonight. with a minus 30 wind chill for a bonus of crap. Might be time to start buying lotto tickets.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 09, 2019 07:15 PM (r7Fvf)
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Dang you must be well north/west of us - balmy 8 degrees just south of the MN river. Gopher 5 is over a million tonight!

Posted by: jhawk90 at December 09, 2019 07:24 PM (pBjNj)

173 Fake Injun says that was over 3 decades ago!
Posted by: Soothsayer
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Same with her children's schools, same with her 'fired' as a teacher narrative, same with her 'minority' status.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 09, 2019 07:24 PM (PlZlj)

174
Jeb Bush, if by some miracle he won the R nom, would've endorsed clinton in October 2016.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 09, 2019 07:24 PM (q+RdX)

175 Buttgag thinks he can smell an opening between crazy old Uncle Joe, doddering heart attack Sanders, and despised Warren. But I think he's reached his absolute ceiling, and will fade.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 07:24 PM (KZzsI)

176 then Colorado

I do think weed legalization has played a role there, it's why I don't want it in my state.
Posted by: Blago at December 09, 2019 07:20 PM (sjTfF)

Pot won't be on the ballot this time so the Dems can throw out the stoner vote this time.

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 09, 2019 07:24 PM (aS1PU)

177 Well, DUH! Of course she's skinny! It's advertising! Someone should ask the people complaining about the ad if they have ever seen an exercise ad that shows a fat, sweaty, balding fuck like me gasping and wheezing on a Peloton before transforming into a buff, Bandersnatch type.

Pretty people sell product.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 09, 2019 07:14 PM (Ki5SV)

Want to impress and win over a 20-something, hard bodied-hottie? Work out on the ATM machine. Make sure she sees you.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at December 09, 2019 07:24 PM (Vy7tf)

178 I went to Aldi's today. They have a sign at their entrance that they're hiring, and their starting pay is $12.70 per hour.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 09, 2019 07:24 PM (+lVUW)

179 Again folks, Trump is the moderate Democrat in the race. He's basically LBJ without the race baiting.

Posted by: MAGA at December 09, 2019 07:25 PM (E+oV2)

180 There will�always�be another Brexit-or-Die vote, until they vote "or die

So the "there will always be an England" is a lie?

Posted by: Floridachick at December 09, 2019 07:25 PM (mO8tz)

181 I think that the result of proving that there is no level playing field for application of justice will be the tax paying citizens declining to participate in system.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at December 09, 2019 07:19 PM (dKR7V)

Dead on balls accurate. Look for ways to stop feeding it.

Posted by: jsg at December 09, 2019 07:25 PM (JG1i6)

182 Before I go, the Peleton thing. Pure marketing genius IMHO. Let's get hipsters to spend 2K for a stationary bike with a TV mounted to it! Never seen those! Bonus, monthly subscription fee! Seriously, go to the gym, go for a walk, go cut wood, FFS.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 09, 2019 07:23 PM (r7Fvf)

I turned one of the bedrooms in my house into a weight room with a rack, bench, bar, weights and horse mat flooring for about three grand.

Posted by: Vanya at December 09, 2019 07:25 PM (U7voe)

183 I qualify. I'm very poor with awful health, and getting old.

Most honest thing ever said here.

And the best defense of LIB, all at the same time.

At least you were honest.

Posted by: The Masked Poster at December 09, 2019 07:25 PM (kr/v5)

184
Gopher 5 is over a million tonight!

Is that a real name of a lottery game??
Can't be real.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 09, 2019 07:25 PM (q+RdX)

185 Well, today Horowitz made me a prophet. I just wish some Pollyannas on our side hadn't been pushing the line that the IG report would hurt the Dems. Which of course, it won't. There's more than enough - by MFM standards - for them to claim the FBI was cleared.

Hint: Listen to Mollie.

I will make this prediction, though: Lowry will endorse Trump. He's been sidling that way for a while. Which will lead to a serious explosion.

Posted by: Eeyore at December 09, 2019 07:26 PM (ZbwAu)

186 Your EUrocrat overlords: "There will always be another Brexit-or-Die vote, until they vote 'or die'."

Exactly. Brexit votes will continue until the people lose. It's like illegal immigration: Amnesty legislation ain't over until the illegal wins.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 09, 2019 07:26 PM (6eEQ+)

187 I went to Aldi's today. They have a sign at their entrance that they're hiring, and their starting pay is $12.70 per hour.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 09, 2019 07:24 PM (+lVUW)

Both Target and Sheetz by me have signs up saying starting at $13 per hour

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 09, 2019 07:26 PM (GbPPJ)

188 162 I think a bunch of Dem faithful are hoping that somehow Oprah and or Michelle will ride in at the last second and save them from their yucky field of candidates.
Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at December 09, 2019 07:21 PM (eASYU)

sorry but the Mastodon is extinct

Posted by: REDACTED at December 09, 2019 07:26 PM (rpxSz)

189 11 I just don't understand this at all. They KNOW this is a loser, they KNOW they are all running towards the end of the cliff and yet they do it anyway. I mean I know dems aren't the brightest people but I refuse to think they are this fucking stupid. Something doesn't make sense.
Posted by: Jewells45

Liberals are about feelings, not reality. Going after Trump feels good because he cheated the identity politics crowd out of "First Woman President."

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 09, 2019 07:27 PM (+lVUW)

190 Have they looked into whether any of these private entities themselves were under the control of a foreign intelligence service?
Posted by: RichardWindsor at December 09, 2019 07:12 PM (DRgs

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Common man!

Posted by: MAGA at December 09, 2019 07:27 PM (E+oV2)

191 Gopher 5 is over a million tonight!

what are the cods ?

Posted by: REDACTED at December 09, 2019 07:27 PM (rpxSz)

192 I think at my first job I made $2.15/hr.

Posted by: Weasel at December 09, 2019 07:27 PM (MVjcR)

193 Before I go, the Peleton thing. Pure marketing genius IMHO. Let's get hipsters to spend 2K for a stationary bike with a TV mounted to it! Never seen those! Bonus, monthly subscription fee! Seriously, go to the gym, go for a walk, go cut wood, FFS.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 09, 2019 07:23 PM (r7Fvf)

Yup....People are dupes. You could shit in a bag and with good marketing and catchy commercials the wine moms would line up to buy it.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 09, 2019 07:28 PM (Z+IKu)

194 I see a gain of 40 seats, no evidence, just my child like innocence.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 09, 2019 07:08 PM (LOq4H)

After Clinton's impeachment fizzled like a Nork nuke, the Dems GAINED seats in the House and Senate.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 09, 2019 07:28 PM (Z4rgH)

195 Just wait until Pelosi-Nadler-Schiff initiate the Super Impeachment Clause of the Constitution. It can be invoked under the "We Hate Your Guts" penumbra.
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See: Swalwell Emanations

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 09, 2019 07:28 PM (kXJSE)

196 Before I go, the Peleton thing. Pure marketing genius IMHO. Let's get hipsters to spend 2K for a stationary bike with a TV mounted to it! Never seen those! Bonus, monthly subscription fee! Seriously, go to the gym, go for a walk, go cut wood, FFS.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 09, 2019 07:23 PM (r7Fvf)

And actor Ryan Reynolds made a great move to sign the actress to a quick follow-up commercial featuring his Aviation gin.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 09, 2019 07:28 PM (axyOa)

197 Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 07:07 PM (zr5Kq)

______

Thanks for that NSFW image of Therapy Tits from the last thread. Actually made me feel better ... briefly. ;-)

Posted by: ShainS at December 09, 2019 07:28 PM (WqPYg)

198 I think at my first job I made $2.15/hr.

$3.25 here. Unless you count picking strawberries, then it worked out to more like .25 cents an hour the speed I worked.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 07:28 PM (KZzsI)

199 then Colorado

I do think weed legalization has played a role there, it's why I don't want it in my state.
Posted by: Blago at December 09, 2019 07:20 PM (sjTfF)

Pot won't be on the ballot this time so the Dems can throw out the stoner vote this time.
Posted by: DR.WTF

_________________

It seems to just make a place liberal and stay that way.
Denver seems like a real shit hole now.

I tend to have libertarian leanings on drugs, but I do think there are political ramifications that hurt us for whatever reason.

Posted by: Blago at December 09, 2019 07:29 PM (sjTfF)

200 I bet that Peloton wife gets a workout alright. Wink, wink.

Posted by: MAGA at December 09, 2019 07:29 PM (E+oV2)

201 Wasn't it that long ago everyone's health was everyone concern Because pooling the country together would benefit everyone?

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2019 07:29 PM (ZCEU2)

202 Exactly. Brexit votes will continue until the people lose. It's like illegal immigration: Amnesty legislation ain't over until the illegal wins.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 09, 2019 07:26 PM (6eEQ+)

"You lost."
"I demand a recount!"
"You lost again."
"I demand a recount!"
"Annnd... You lost."
"I demand a recount."
"You won by two votes and they look photocopied--"
"I WIN! I WIN! SEAT ME NOW!"

Posted by: Vanya at December 09, 2019 07:29 PM (U7voe)

203 189 11 I just don't understand this at all. They KNOW this is a loser, they KNOW they are all running towards the end of the cliff and yet they do it anyway. I mean I know dems aren't the brightest people but I refuse to think they are this fucking stupid. Something doesn't make sense.
Posted by: Jewells45

same could be said of marriage

yet we persist

Posted by: REDACTED at December 09, 2019 07:29 PM (rpxSz)

204 I think at my first job I made $2.15/hr.
Posted by: Weasel at December 09, 2019 07:27 PM

Stacking spaghetti sauce! Then I did push ups in the parking lot, challenged Corn Pop one day. In chains yall, in chains.

Posted by: Paste Biden at December 09, 2019 07:29 PM (r7Fvf)

205 I don't get it.

Trump's making everyone work at "jobs", and Biden was right there with Obama providing FUNEMPLOYMENT!! and STAYCATIONS!!!

Posted by: Minuteman at December 09, 2019 07:29 PM (T5bqo)

206 171
Before I go, the Peleton thing. Pure marketing genius IMHO. Let's get
hipsters to spend 2K for a stationary bike with a TV mounted to it!
Never seen those! Bonus, monthly subscription fee! Seriously, go to the
gym, go for a walk, go cut wood, FFS.

make it so i can ride around azeroth and we'll talk. i'd also need a short row of keys on each side of the handlebar (to trigger action bar items) and some sort of thumbable joystick thingie on one side.

Posted by: Anachronda at December 09, 2019 07:29 PM (sGtp+)

207
I just don't understand this at all. They KNOW this is a loser, they KNOW they are all running towards the end of the cliff and yet they do it anyway. I mean I know dems aren't the brightest people but I refuse to think they are this fucking stupid. Something doesn't make sense.
Posted by: Jewells45

======

Jewells, remember when Republicans were all pushing for "comprehensive immigration reform" that essentially meant blanket amnesty plus open borders?

We're talking about the political class here.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 09, 2019 07:29 PM (M9ntN)

208 Don't worry, Biden will be the candidate. We have not yet neared the height of absurdity.

Posted by: freakdd at December 09, 2019 07:29 PM (Tnijr)

209 I think at my first job I made $2.15/hr.
Posted by: Weasel at December 09, 2019 07:27 PM (MVjcR)

Get off my lawn, whippersnapper. My first job was at 35 cents and hour and the minimum wage was raised to 50 cents a little while later.

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 09, 2019 07:30 PM (aS1PU)

210 Liberals are about feelings, not reality.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 09, 2019 07:27 PM (+lVUW)

Most people do not think. They feel. Then they insist that everyone else feel the same way, by hook or crook.

Most everything you ever see or hear or read is not a statement of facts, but rather a persuasion. That really is just how things work. It's how people work.

Posted by: The Masked Poster at December 09, 2019 07:30 PM (kr/v5)

211 I tend to have libertarian leanings on drugs, but I do think there are political ramifications that hurt us for whatever reason.

I think there are good philosophical reasons for legalizing drugs and tons of good real world experiential reasons for not doing so.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 07:30 PM (KZzsI)

212 127 Have they looked into whether any of these private entities themselves were under the control of a foreign intelligence service?
Posted by: RichardWindsor at December 09, 2019 07:12 PM (DRgs

Didn't all of CIAs people in China get arrested and shot recently? Of course they're fucking compromised.
Posted by: Vanya

Yes, during the Obama Administration. Someone should ask Obama's CIA Director about that. You know, the traitor John Brennan. Since the msm has no problem with unproven accusations I'll just go ahead and say the traitor John Brennan gave up his own people to the PRC because he's a traitor. For the Greater Good and shit.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 09, 2019 07:30 PM (0zDoP)

213
I think at my first job I made $2.15/hr.

Posted by: Weasel

Heh, 25 cents, sorting and stacking returnable bottles, plus a candy bar of my choice. I was 12.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 09, 2019 07:30 PM (LOq4H)

214 I hope Biden is the nomimee and at the first debate Trump gives him a whack on the back and his fucking teeth fall out.

Posted by: jsg at December 09, 2019 07:31 PM (JG1i6)

215 I made thirty grand in Iraq because of hazard pay and tax free zone and I thought I was rich.

Posted by: Vanya at December 09, 2019 07:31 PM (U7voe)

216 198
I think at my first job I made $2.15/hr.

$3.25 here. Unless you count picking strawberries, then it worked out to more like .25 cents an hour the speed I worked.

my first job was a ycc federal youth make-work program at the ouray national wildlife refuge. don't remember how much i made, but it wasn't much.

Posted by: Anachronda at December 09, 2019 07:31 PM (sGtp+)

217 Wooweee, look at Wisc! OTOH, polls... well you know.

But to the extent that polls are used for convincing more voters, let's pound it like a 13 year old boy with a girly mag.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 09, 2019 07:31 PM (r+sAi)

218 Die Democrat Party Die.

As painfully and as mortifying as possible.

Then combust.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 09, 2019 07:31 PM (27Gbf)

219 "Not to worry, comrades. Our bought-and-paid for Secretary of State project commissars (don't worry, none are named Hrothgar) will be outsourcing the vote counting to Mexican drug cartels. You can't be too careful these days!" -- George Soros, enemy of mankind

Posted by: ShainS at December 09, 2019 07:31 PM (WqPYg)

220 I hope Biden is the nomimee and at the first debate Trump gives him a whack on the back and his fucking teeth fall out.
Posted by: jsg at December 09, 2019 07:31 PM (JG1i6)

"I'm having some gum. Want a stick, Joe? Freshens the breath right up!"

Posted by: Vanya at December 09, 2019 07:32 PM (U7voe)

221 Weasel - been saving this for you, not good news
https://spectator.org/gun-confiscation-comes-to-virginia/

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2019 07:33 PM (ZCEU2)

222 Get off my lawn, whippersnapper. My first job was at 35 cents and hour and the minimum wage was raised to 50 cents a little while later.

OK you're freaking old.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 07:33 PM (KZzsI)

223 31 Yes. It shows a dude buying one for his wife as a Christmas present.

Then she enjoys working out on it.

So you can see the reason everyone is pissed about it.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 09, 2019 06:38 PM (6VvF+)

I heard that, but what exactly are they mad about?
Posted by: Nevergiveup

In their minds men are all horrible to women, so the message of the gift isn't, " You like exercising, so your gift is exercise equipment." They think the message is, "Lose some weight, fatass."
They automatically think the worst of men.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 09, 2019 07:33 PM (+lVUW)

224 My first job: $1.25/hr

1967 - 8, bagging / stocking at local (non-chain) grocery store.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 09, 2019 07:33 PM (JwHjN)

225 I think that the result of proving that there is no level playing field
for application of justice will be the tax paying citizens declining to
participate in system.

Well, we no longer have control over any part of it. In fact, the system we pay for is has been turned against the people and is actively working against us and has been for decades.

Why pay for it? It's like making alimony payments: all they do is hurt you.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 09, 2019 07:33 PM (HaL55)

226 The GOPe Senate will try their darnest to stop this horrible trend.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 09, 2019 06:54 PM (iw59Q)

That follicle challenged piece of shit from Florida, Rick Scott, is showing that caving to the race hustlers over Saint Traytable wasn't a one off act of dumbfuckery. That fuzznuts is designing some bill to stop pensions from being invested in China. Listen, Junior, there's one person who conducts foreign policy and you ain't him. Stop the stupid fucking pandering before you put us in a goddamn recession.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 09, 2019 07:33 PM (y7DUB)

227 Yup....People are dupes. You could shit in a bag and with good marketing and catchy commercials
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 09, 2019 07:28 PM

Word!

Posted by: Harley Davidson Marketing Dept. at December 09, 2019 07:33 PM (r7Fvf)

228 191
Gopher 5 is over a million tonight!

huh. i always figured the web took over the world before gopher made it to version 5.

Posted by: Anachronda at December 09, 2019 07:34 PM (sGtp+)

229 Trying to nap on couch
Doggeh lays down beside me and farts
Then jumps on couch at me feet- with his butt towards me
I'm oppressed
Halp

Posted by: VMom's phone (aka VM's phone) at December 09, 2019 07:34 PM (G546f)

230 No worries mate, the voter fraud will take care of this!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 09, 2019 06:50 PM (BiNEL)

Voter Fraud, AKA "reconstructed" ballots in Milwaukee, 120% turnout in Philly and nearly empty boxes labeled as containing hundreds of votes in Detroit.

Posted by: Surfperch at December 09, 2019 07:34 PM (cI0Sy)

231 OK you're freaking old.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 07:33 PM (KZzsI)

H8tr!

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 09, 2019 07:34 PM (aS1PU)

232 179 Again folks, Trump is the moderate Democrat in the race. He's basically LBJ without the race baiting.
Posted by: MAGA

For most of Trump's life, he was a Democrat.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 09, 2019 07:34 PM (0zDoP)

233 I hope Biden is the nomimee and at the first debate Trump gives him a whack on the back and his fucking teeth fall out.
Posted by: jsg at December 09, 2019 07:31 PM (JG1i6)

pile the spaghetti sauce, pet my legs, jump on my lap, give the dog a bone, e i e i o !

Posted by: Joe Bidens hairy legs at December 09, 2019 07:34 PM (M+Lyo)

234 Watching the hearing today, I was struck by the ashen color of Nadler. He is very gray in comparison to those nearby him.
He is not a well man.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 09, 2019 07:34 PM (q1Pj5)

235 I think at my first job I made $2.15/hr.

Posted by: Weasel at December 09, 2019 07:27 PM (MVjcR)

My first big job was $1.25/hr, but I was on overtime by Thursday!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 09, 2019 07:35 PM (BiNEL)

236 $3.25 here. Unless you count picking strawberries, then it worked out to more like .25 cents an hour the speed I worked.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

We got paid by the flat, I think it was 1.50, same for raspberrys.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 09, 2019 07:35 PM (LOq4H)

237 H8tr!
Posted by: DR.WTF

You're right I should have said "you're freaking old, SIR."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 07:35 PM (KZzsI)

238 221 Weasel - been saving this for you, not good news
https://spectator.org/gun-confiscation-comes-to-virginia/
Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2019 07:33 PM (ZCEU2)
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I'm not sure that I give a shit. Have to catch me first!

Posted by: Weasel at December 09, 2019 07:35 PM (MVjcR)

239 "He is not a well man."

He's a festering turd. With apologies to festering turds.

Posted by: freakdd at December 09, 2019 07:35 PM (Tnijr)

240 "My fellow Utahns: a vote for Trump is a vote for Satan. Unless of course he were to pick me as his VP or Secretary of State -- then it's all good. Carry on!" -- Sen. Pierre Delecto (Severe Conservative -- Kolob)

Posted by: ShainS at December 09, 2019 07:35 PM (WqPYg)

241 We got paid by the flat, I think it was 1.50, same for raspberrys.

It was something like that yeah, but I was slow and wanted to go home and die instead of pick strawberries in the dirt in the sun. Didn't get much done.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 07:35 PM (KZzsI)

242 Wooweee, look at Wisc! OTOH, polls... well you know.

Where's that? Sounds horrible, not going. Huma! Peleton time!

Posted by: HillarHiClinton at December 09, 2019 07:36 PM (r7Fvf)

243 Gopher 5 is over a million tonight!

Is that a real name of a lottery game??
Can't be real.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 09, 2019 07:25 PM (q+RdX)
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Yep it's 3 times a week. There's a daily one called Northstar Cash - had a coworker win it about 5 years ago. They hit it on a Friday night, spent all weekend mapping out how to spend 32k. Monday morning they go to lottery HQ and found out someone else won too. Said he'd never been more disappointed, he wound up just under 10k after taxes.

Posted by: jhawk90 at December 09, 2019 07:36 PM (pBjNj)

244 234
Watching the hearing today, I was struck by the ashen color of Nadler. He is very gray in comparison to those nearby him.
He is not a well man.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 09, 2019 07:34 PM (q1Pj5)

_______

I'm not saying he's an alien, but ...

Posted by: ShainS at December 09, 2019 07:36 PM (WqPYg)

245 Holy fuck! Polling graphics are the newfound rage?

Now I want an Ishikawa diagram of the impeachment, dammit!

Posted by: Fritz at December 09, 2019 07:37 PM (zD38/)

246 You fuckers are old - I got $5 cash working on my all-star remodeling skills back in the late 80s.

I also tutored his daughter in math. Which, looking back, was a really bad fucking decision on his part. Don't worry Jim - I didn't partake. But you should have known better.

Posted by: The Masked Poster at December 09, 2019 07:37 PM (kr/v5)

247
I'd wager he's going to win over a significant percentage of Black voters, and that will torpedo the Dems for sure. Along with the booming economy and this now obvious coup.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2019 07:37 PM (zBaqJ)

248 232 179 Again folks, Trump is the moderate Democrat in the race. He's basically LBJ without the race baiting.
Posted by: MAGA

For most of Trump's life, he was a Democrat.
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 09, 2019 07:34 PM (0zDoP)

John Kennedy would be a Republican today.

Posted by: Don Q at December 09, 2019 07:38 PM (NgKpN)

249 Watching the hearing today, I was struck by the ashen color of Nadler. He is very gray in comparison to those nearby him.
He is not a well man.
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 09, 2019 07:34 PM (q1Pj5)

Gunt must be plugged up

Posted by: Ventura Highway at December 09, 2019 07:38 PM (M+Lyo)

250 I'm not sure that I give a shit. Have to catch me first!

Posted by: Weasel at December 09, 2019 07:35 PM (MVjcR)

It is really a judgment error to build your own canoe!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 09, 2019 07:38 PM (BiNEL)

251 OMG about 20 minutes into Iron Sky.

Why did someone not tell me of this before?!?!

Bastards!

This is hilarious!

Posted by: blaster at December 09, 2019 07:38 PM (ZfRYq)

252 249 Watching the hearing today, I was struck by the ashen color of Nadler. He is very gray in comparison to those nearby him.
He is not a well man.
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 09, 2019 07:34 PM (q1Pj5)

Gunt must be plugged up
Posted by: Ventura Highway at December 09, 2019 07:38 PM (M+Lyo)

"Pastrami gram for Gunty Nadler!"

- - Malach Ha Mawis

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2019 07:38 PM (zBaqJ)

253 "Same jerks carefully looked away when the railroads had scads of empty cars they had to just store on unused old lines during the Barky recession.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at December 09, 2019 07:09 PM (eASYU) "

Huge sidings here in WI, hundreds of hopper cars - used every year for the feed corn harvest, then back on the sidings till next year.

Just my multi-year observation, not really attacking your basic point ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 09, 2019 07:39 PM (JwHjN)

254 250 I'm not sure that I give a shit. Have to catch me first!

Posted by: Weasel at December 09, 2019 07:35 PM (MVjcR)

It is really a judgment error to build your own canoe!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 09, 2019 07:38 PM (BiNEL)
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I know!!!

Posted by: Weasel at December 09, 2019 07:39 PM (MVjcR)

255 179
Again folks, Trump is the moderate Democrat in the race. He's basically LBJ without the race baiting.

Posted by: MAGA at December 09, 2019 07:25 PM (E+oV2)

______

???
I must be missing the joke. How many new Great Society-like programs has Trump implemented?

Posted by: ShainS at December 09, 2019 07:39 PM (WqPYg)

256 My first paycheck job -- $1.25/hr, pumping 'tane down in New Orleans...

Well, close to there anyways.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 09, 2019 07:39 PM (Z4rgH)

257 Lindsey Graham gave a press conference a few hours ago-
https://tinyurl.com/sgwuub3

Posted by: redridinghood at December 09, 2019 07:39 PM (wiXsO)

258 Iron sky 1 or 2!

Posted by: VMom's phone (aka VM's phone) at December 09, 2019 07:39 PM (G546f)

259 John Kennedy would be a Republican today.
Posted by: Don Q at December 09, 2019 07:38 PM (NgKpN)

He'd be to the right of about 60-70% of today's elected GOP.

Posted by: Surfperch at December 09, 2019 07:39 PM (cI0Sy)

260 my first two jobs off the farm were putting bushels of cucumbers in the pickle sorter with my cousin

and sweeping out the Baptist church in Yantis TX

I was thankful to get what I got, which wasn't much

Posted by: REDACTED at December 09, 2019 07:39 PM (rpxSz)

261 Weasel until it happens one can't worry about it, but it's good to see what could be coming.

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2019 07:40 PM (ZCEU2)

262 Gunt must be plugged up

Posted by: Ventura Highway

Stomach stapled, probably shitting his pants.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 09, 2019 07:40 PM (LOq4H)

263 220�I hope Biden is the nomimee and at the first debate Trump gives him a whack on the back and his fucking teeth fall out.�

Thank you jsg. Laughter truly is the best medicine.

Posted by: Floridachick at December 09, 2019 07:40 PM (mO8tz)

264 I washed dishes at a grocery store, which was actually not a bad job. People left me alone, I could see actual, tangible results of my labor, the waitresses were all friendly and flirty. But I found a better paying job at an insurance joint converting their paperwork to microfilm (almost double the pay) so I went there.

Besides, waitresses are flirty with everyone and you can't trust em.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 07:40 PM (KZzsI)

265
243 Gopher 5 is over a million tonight!

Is that a real name of a lottery game??
Can't be real.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 09, 2019 07:25 PM (q+RdX)
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Yep it's 3 times a week. There's a daily one called Northstar Cash - had a coworker win it about 5 years ago. They hit it on a Friday night, spent all weekend mapping out how to spend 32k. Monday morning they go to lottery HQ and found out someone else won too. Said he'd never been more disappointed, he wound up just under 10k after taxes.

Posted by: jhawk90

Sounds like New Hampshire's Gimme 5 and Massachusetts' MassCash, but those games NEVER go over the $100K jackpot no matter what.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 09, 2019 07:41 PM (Qrd7o)

266 264 I washed dishes at a grocery store, which was actually not a bad job. People left me alone, I could see actual, tangible results of my labor, the waitresses were all friendly and flirty. But I found a better paying job at an insurance joint converting their paperwork to microfilm (almost double the pay) so I went there.

Besides, waitresses are flirty with everyone and you can't trust em.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 07:40 PM (KZzsI)

"I can dig that!"

- - Hunter Bribem with a fist full of singles

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2019 07:41 PM (zBaqJ)

267 My grandma used to pay us a quarter for every paper grocery sack we filled up with pecans. I think she was ripping us off.

Posted by: freakdd at December 09, 2019 07:41 PM (Tnijr)

268 You could shit in a bag and with good marketing and catchy commercials the wine moms would line up to buy it.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 09, 2019 07:28 PM (Z+IKu)

Already been done - civet coffee

Posted by: Your EUrocrat overlords at December 09, 2019 07:42 PM (UGKMd)

269 Besides, waitresses are flirty with everyone and you can't trust em.

Well sure - not with YOUR name. But an assumed name ? Totally fine.

Beauticians are even better.

Posted by: The Masked Poster at December 09, 2019 07:42 PM (kr/v5)

270 Gunt must be plugged up
Posted by: Ventura Highway
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Fatberg

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 09, 2019 07:43 PM (61e6C)

271 Oh I delivered newspapers too, but that wasn't really a pay by the hour job. I got to keep whatever was leftover from the pay people gave me for their papers. Mostly elderly folks at the trailer park (not one of those meth places, very nice and tidy). Looking back at me as a cute lil' ten year old boy I can see why they were always so nice to me.

It was a great job in the summer, the newspaper was an afternoon delivery... except on the weekends when it was mornings and that sucked a lot. I finally got hit by a car and knocked off my bicycle because I was half asleep. Papers flying everywhere. Probably looked hilarious but the driver was traumatized. I was just bruised up but I gave up the job.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 07:43 PM (KZzsI)

272 267 My grandma used to pay us a quarter for every paper grocery sack we filled up with pecans. I think she was ripping us off.
Posted by: freakdd at December 09, 2019 07:41 PM (Tnijr)

My friends shoveled snow in the old days back in Brooklyn. They'd shovel someone's driveway... piling the snow on the driveway next door. Rinse repeat.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2019 07:43 PM (zBaqJ)

273 256 My first paycheck job -- $1.25/hr, pumping 'tane down in New Orleans...

Well, close to there anyways.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 09, 2019 07:39 PM (Z4rgH)

Before that you cleaned a lot of plates in Memphis?

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 07:43 PM (NWiLs)

274 Besides, waitresses are flirty with everyone and you can't trust em.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Heh, when ya work for tips, grumpy don't cut it! Hey! Convert all civil service workers to minimum wage plus tips!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 09, 2019 07:44 PM (LOq4H)

275 When that happens, I'm signing up for everything, EVERYTHING. Food
stamps, medicare, ACA, Social Security, Wifi, Obamaphone, every single
freebie and giveaway there is.

Good luck getting any of those. I got denied Medicaid and Disability and get a whopping $15/month in Food Stamps. I did, however, get a 15% cut in my monthly SS payments when Medicare kicked in a few months back, so there's that.

If you're a white man, you can forget about getting any benefits from your government, regardless of how much you paid into the system.
I'm glad I'm old and won't have to put up with this bullshit for too much longer.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 09, 2019 07:44 PM (HaL55)

276
My grandma used to pay us a quarter for every paper grocery sack we filled up with pecans.
Posted by: freakdd

I'll bet you'd give both your little fingers to have one more day doing that for her

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 09, 2019 07:44 PM (Qrd7o)

277 LMAO. Just saw the story that earlier today Marianne Williamson tweeted that Trump had pardoned Charles Manson.

She must have just watched "Once Upon A Time In Hollywood" on acid.

Posted by: ShainS at December 09, 2019 07:44 PM (WqPYg)

278 273 256 My first paycheck job -- $1.25/hr, pumping 'tane down in New Orleans...

Well, close to there anyways.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 09, 2019 07:39 PM (Z4rgH)

Before that you cleaned a lot of plates in Memphis?
Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 07:43 PM (NWiLs)

There's a bathroom on the right...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2019 07:44 PM (zBaqJ)

279 Miss Lindsey loves publicity. All talk, no action. Fair weather Trump "ally".

Posted by: JuJuBee at December 09, 2019 07:44 PM (4pMBB)

280
So the "there will always be an England" is a lie?
Posted by: Floridachick

There's no England now.

Posted by: Kinx at December 09, 2019 07:44 PM (aKsyK)

281 230 No worries mate, the voter fraud will take care of this!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 09, 2019 06:50 PM (BiNEL)

Voter Fraud, AKA "reconstructed" ballots in Milwaukee, 120% turnout in Philly and nearly empty boxes labeled as containing hundreds of votes in Detroit.
Posted by: Surfperch at December 09, 2019 07:34 PM (cI0Sy)

Don't forget the trunks of ballots in the Buicks.

Posted by: Marybeth at December 09, 2019 07:44 PM (4pK1/)

282 They have that thing now where you crap in a box and mail it in to be tested for worms or something.

Posted by: freakdd at December 09, 2019 07:44 PM (Tnijr)

283 The Dems must know they can't stop Trump, I'm assuming everything now is geared towards grabbing the Senate to stop the judicial appointments. Does impeachment bring out the libs to defeat Gardner and McSally? Is that the calculus? Without individual state polls it's hard to tell, but Dems are ruthless about getting and holding power. They could turn on a dime and stop impeachment if it really was hurting them, and the press would repeat whatever lame cover story they came up with. Has to be some rational to this.

Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at December 09, 2019 07:44 PM (gaFth)

284 Before that you cleaned a lot of plates in Memphis?
Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 07:43 PM (NWiLs)

lacks credence

Posted by: REDACTED at December 09, 2019 07:44 PM (rpxSz)

285 277 LMAO. Just saw the story that earlier today Marianne Williamson tweeted that Trump had pardoned Charles Manson.

She must have just watched "Once Upon A Time In Hollywood" on acid.
Posted by: ShainS at December 09, 2019 07:44 PM (WqPYg)

This dame makes Christine O'Donnell look like Jeanne Kirkpatrick.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2019 07:45 PM (zBaqJ)

286 My first job paid $1.25/hour. I mowed lawns before that for who knows what, plus one guy paid me to clear the crows out with a 20 gauge.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 09, 2019 07:45 PM (y7DUB)

287
Remember that song that goes walking in Memphis?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 09, 2019 07:45 PM (Qrd7o)

288 First job? Working for my dad. Pay? None. It never occurred to me that I might be paid for it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 09, 2019 07:45 PM (4Dw3M)

289 279 Miss Lindsey loves publicity. All talk, no action. Fair weather Trump "ally".
Posted by: JuJuBee at December 09, 2019 07:44 PM (4pMBB)

Lindsay Graham is probably involved in Ukraine bribery as well. Hence, the "fast trial" or no trial at all.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2019 07:46 PM (zBaqJ)

290
Or does it go washing in Memphis?

Who sings that?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 09, 2019 07:46 PM (Qrd7o)

291 My grandma used to pay us a quarter for every paper grocery sack we filled up with pecans.

And that was good pay for little folks

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 07:46 PM (KZzsI)

292 lacks credence

Posted by: REDACTED at December 09, 2019 07:44 PM (rpxSz)

But was there a predicate?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 09, 2019 07:46 PM (BiNEL)

293 Before that you cleaned a lot of plates in Memphis?

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 07:43 PM (NWiLs)

God Bless CCR.

Them and Hendrix and Hank Jr. A bunch of song you can hear off the radio and play with a few open chords.

Posted by: The Masked Poster at December 09, 2019 07:47 PM (kr/v5)

294 100 Fake news election night script.
PA "too close to call"
WI "too close to call"
MI "too close to call"
Posted by: The man who would be Paul Drake at December 09, 2019 07:08 PM (FsgBK)

And in the meantime President DJT will be delivering 200+ rallys starting tomorrow night in Hershey, PA.

Posted by: JC. Just JC. at December 09, 2019 07:47 PM (377Zs)

295 the dems have about the same chance as vanna white hosting "wheel of fortune".

Posted by: mjc at December 09, 2019 07:47 PM (Pg+x7)

296 I subbed for a newspaper delivery boy (he liked my sister) when he'd go out of town with his family. Hated the morning Sunday papers with all the freakin' inserts.

Got pretty good with the offhand skyhook toss.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 09, 2019 07:47 PM (q1Pj5)

297 It's hard for me to fathom

but my first trip to London was 50 years ago

and it sucked even then

except for the food

which really, really sucked

Posted by: REDACTED at December 09, 2019 07:47 PM (rpxSz)

298
Walking in Memphis = Marc Cohn

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2019 07:48 PM (zBaqJ)

299 "f you're a white man, you can forget about getting any benefits from your government, regardless of how much you paid into the system.
I'm glad I'm old and won't have to put up with this bullshit for too much longer.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 09, 2019 07:44 PM (HaL55) "

This. "Enemy of The People" + kulak = $0

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 09, 2019 07:48 PM (JwHjN)

300 They have that thing now where you crap in a box and mail it in to be tested for worms or something.

Posted by: freakdd

Geez, all I sent in was this Q-tip thingy...I did seal it.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 09, 2019 07:48 PM (LOq4H)

301 I rather liked that Bond classic "No Time to Kill Myself"

Posted by: Drink Like J. Epstein at December 09, 2019 07:48 PM (qaR8a)

302 Democrats made a big mistake when they dumped their
blue collar "union machine" in Pennsylvania, Michigan and Wisconsin. They are now the party of snooty college students and their professors! Of course the union heads still preach Democrat talking points, but even they know the rank and file are not on board.

It is not just the votes. It is the organization, the volunteers, the get out the voter drivers, and even some of the vote riggers. Cannot rig an election as easy when those people have flipped on you.

See trade wars have a value that you cannot put dollar and cents on.

Posted by: William Eaton at December 09, 2019 07:49 PM (MuTTO)

303 Before that you cleaned a lot of plates in Memphis?

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 07:43 PM (NWiLs)

Dear Penthouse Forum...

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 09, 2019 07:49 PM (Z4rgH)

304 "I'll bet you'd give both your little fingers to have one more day doing that for her"

Oh yeah. I was just thinking about that little house and big yard today, and the lady across the street, who would always make me Congo squares.

Posted by: freakdd at December 09, 2019 07:49 PM (Tnijr)

305 The Trump Curse is about to catch up to Jerry Nadler. What are the odds he even lives to see Trump re-elected in a landslide?

Better to be orange than gray.

Posted by: JuJuBee at December 09, 2019 07:49 PM (4pMBB)

306 258 Iron sky 1 or 2!
Posted by: VMom's phone (aka VM's phone) at December 09, 2019 07:39 PM (G546f)

Watched 2 last night on Netflix.

So watching 1 on Prime tonight.

1 is better so far.

Posted by: blaster at December 09, 2019 07:49 PM (ZfRYq)

307

Well it's a mighty long way down the dusty trail
And the sun bums hot on the cold steel rail
An' I look like a bum an' I crawl like a snail
All the way from Memphis

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 09, 2019 07:50 PM (aKsyK)

308 @277

A parody site (that I'd never heard of) put up an article claiming that Manson had been pardoned. Apparently Williamson thought it was real.

Posted by: junior at December 09, 2019 07:50 PM (6IsB6)

309
100 Fake news election night script.

PA "too close to call"

WI "too close to call"

MI "too close to call"

Posted by: The man who would be Paul Drake at December 09, 2019 07:08 PM (FsgBK

Cenk: "godammit, I'm pissed!"

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 09, 2019 07:50 PM (LOq4H)

310 How does that Electoral Vote Compact thingie (or what ever it's called) with a fuckton of states play into this?

Posted by: McLurkerson at December 09, 2019 07:50 PM (AIG0e)

311 I'm 29 years old and it sounds like some of you have bunions older than me.

Posted by: Fritz at December 09, 2019 07:51 PM (zD38/)

312
Apparently Williamson thought it was real.

Posted by: junior

This alone qualifies her for president.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 09, 2019 07:51 PM (Qrd7o)

313 I earned a buck here and there but first paycheck was from the USAF

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2019 07:51 PM (ZCEU2)

314 Good old gramma. Exploiting the chilluns.

Posted by: JAS at December 09, 2019 07:51 PM (DBGf/)

315 261 Weasel until it happens one can't worry about it, but it's good to see what could be coming.
Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2019 07:40 PM (ZCEU2)
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Oh, I don't disagree, we'll just see how it goes.

Posted by: Weasel at December 09, 2019 07:51 PM (MVjcR)

316
noood

nooods

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 09, 2019 07:51 PM (Qrd7o)

317 the dems have about the same chance as vanna white hosting "wheel of fortune".
Posted by: mjc
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Hmm. Well it does appear that Nadler may be experiencing an intestinal blockage...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 09, 2019 07:52 PM (ELw0j)

318 267 My grandma used to pay us a quarter for every paper grocery sack we filled up with pecans. I think she was ripping us off.
Posted by: freakdd at December 09, 2019 07:41 PM (Tnijr)

You made made me think about a funny story about my ex-husband.

His grandmother favored him over his siblings, but wanted him to develop a work ethic.

So she said she would pay him $5 for each hole he dug in her garden for her new rosebushes.

He brought a bunch of his friends over to her house after school with an offer of $2 for each rosebush hole they dug.

His grandmother came outside to find her entire backyard full of holes and her grandson sitting around watching his friends work.

She paid him the money as agreed, and he made almost $100 after paying off his friends.

What a sneaky sh*t he was at 10 years old.

Should have tipped me off.

Posted by: Marybeth at December 09, 2019 07:52 PM (4pK1/)

319 I'm 29 years old and it sounds like some of you have bunions older than me.
Posted by: Fritz at December 09, 2019 07:51 PM (zD38/)

Get off my lawn

Posted by: Ventura Highway at December 09, 2019 07:52 PM (M+Lyo)

320 (... vanna is hosting wheel of fortune, subbing for pat sajak who's out with emergency surgery. she's been on that set for 30+ years and she's terrible.)

Posted by: mjc at December 09, 2019 07:52 PM (Pg+x7)

321 If you're a white man, you can forget about getting any benefits from your government, regardless of how much you paid into the system.
I'm glad I'm old and won't have to put up with this bullshit for too much longer.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 09, 2019 07:44 PM (HaL55)

No shit. I couldn't get Medicaid because male. Fucking bullshit.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 07:52 PM (NWiLs)

322 Shart my can in Memphis just to watch the flies.

Posted by: Hillary at December 09, 2019 07:52 PM (4pMBB)

323 (... and yes, the dems have a chance in 2020.)

Posted by: mjc at December 09, 2019 07:52 PM (Pg+x7)

324 Nood

Posted by: rammajamma at December 09, 2019 07:52 PM (xceTB)

325 290

Or does it go washing in Memphis?

Who sings that?

dunno, but i had a friend who was partial to the one that goes "sewing the seams of gloves"

Posted by: Anachronda at December 09, 2019 07:52 PM (sGtp+)

326 Democrats made a big mistake when they dumped their

blue collar "union machine" in Pennsylvania, Michigan and Wisconsin.

Yeah. And Richard Trumka has made noises to that effect. But these are uneasy bedfellows to the Free Trade Republicans.

First one at Nationalist Populism wins it all. Neither of these parties are willing to grab the brass ring.

Posted by: The Masked Poster at December 09, 2019 07:52 PM (kr/v5)

327 I wonder if ol' Glans-head Schiff has such a pencil neck from too much autoerotic asphyxiation. That'd explain the bugeyes too. Asshole.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 09, 2019 07:53 PM (qaR8a)

328 Have they looked into whether any of these private entities themselves were under the control of a foreign intelligence service?

Well, my guess is that many in the Alphabet agencies hate America, so why would they care if foreign intelligence services had compromised them? They might, in fact, be assisting in that goal. "Bring down America from the inside."

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at December 09, 2019 07:53 PM (bFkYZ)

329 I earned a buck here and there but first paycheck was from the USAF
Posted by: Skip
-------

Army. I can't recall, but I think $60.00 every two weeks.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 09, 2019 07:53 PM (ELw0j)

330 The bad news is they have a year to recover, and a year is a long time.

Posted by: Random Thought Generator at December 09, 2019 07:53 PM (EIz7d)

331 They have that thing now where you crap in a box and mail it in to be tested for worms or something.
Posted by: freakdd
Geez, all I sent in was this Q-tip thingy...I did seal it.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 09, 2019 07:48 PM (LOq4H)

Hahaha...I think Grammie hear once said she worked at a vets and some dude brought in like 40 pounds of his dog's doodoo to be tested.

But they only needed a spoonful.

Too funny!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 09, 2019 07:53 PM (Z+IKu)

332 I wear Surging Colonge or I wear nothing at all.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 09, 2019 07:53 PM (jKBVK)

333 310 within the pact, once they collectively have enough electoral votes to win they all pool their votes to the most popular candidate

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2019 07:53 PM (ZCEU2)

334 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE NONE OF THOSE LITTLE STATES ARE GOING TO DISENFRANCHISE THEMSELVES.

Posted by: JAS at December 09, 2019 07:54 PM (DBGf/)

335

I said nood

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 09, 2019 07:54 PM (Qrd7o)

336 $3.25/hr at baskin Robbins plus we could eat ice cream. Should have paid $5/hr and banned ice cream I think it was a money loser for them

Posted by: H Badger at December 09, 2019 07:54 PM (RvXGY)

337 My older brother got $90 per month in the Navy in 1964.

Posted by: JAS at December 09, 2019 07:55 PM (DBGf/)

338 Seems to me, and not positive of this, late 70s it was $120 on the 15th and last of the month

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2019 07:56 PM (ZCEU2)

339 Yeah, the ALDI at Knapp and the East Beltline has that sign and a person with a cardboard sign a hundred feet away, begging.

Michigan still houses a half-million illiterate automatic democrats, transplant Muslims, Wayne County judges with rolls of dead voters and our adorable future Vice Presidential candidate, Governor Gretchen Whitmer.

Posted by: Grand Rapids at December 09, 2019 07:56 PM (Xo3T0)

340 The GOPe Senate will try their darnest to stop this horrible trend.

I'd laugh.. If I didn't think it was true
Posted by: It's me donna at December 09, 2019 06:55 PM (6XlcD)

It's true. We've got a Great Betrayal coming our way. The corporate wing of the Establishment, which owned Paul Ryan and speaks through the NeverTrumper 'TruCons', hates the President even more than the Democrats do, if that's possible. Some of them, I think, view authoritarian socialism as inevitable and want a place at the table when it comes about.

Posted by: troyriser at December 09, 2019 07:59 PM (E2EAq)

341 I think the phrase I'm going to be using to describe stuff now is 'Dumpster Full Of Asphyxiating Clowns In A Decaying Orbit.'

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Posing as Jimmy Hoffa Back From Vacation at December 09, 2019 08:02 PM (dwojT)

342 I just don't understand this at all. They KNOW this is a loser, they KNOW they are all running towards the end of the cliff and yet they do it anyway. I mean I know dems aren't the brightest people but I refuse to think they are this fucking stupid. Something doesn't make sense.
Posted by: Jewells45

I agree Jewels.
Something is off.
There are some smart Dems.
It's worrisome.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 09, 2019 08:12 PM (axyOa)

343 Grand Rapids , west siiide!

Posted by: A dude in MI at December 09, 2019 08:29 PM (WhTSP)

344 Speaking of Aldi's, they built a new Aldi's, 300 feet in front of the old Aldi's, does not look any bigger either.

Posted by: A dude in MI at December 09, 2019 08:31 PM (WhTSP)

345 538 has rated Optimus one of the worst pollsters based on their past performances
They are rated C/D

Posted by: Kurt at December 09, 2019 08:34 PM (atSuo)

346 So I don't find this very comforting at all.

Is this saying that were it not for the impeachment nonsense, that the majority of voters in these states would be supporting Biden?! WTF?

Great economy, low unemployment rate, Joe Biden being a socialist who's also a creepy, senile old man = Vote Biden!

But throw in the impeachment stuff and THAT is what is turning people back to Trump?

My gosh, I really don't fucking understand people...

So does this mean if the Left drops the impeachment crap, people will go back to supporting the Democrats again? Despite the fact they're all socialist lunatics and we've been experiencing nothing but good economic news the entire Trump Administration thus far?

WTF is wrong with people...

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 09, 2019 08:37 PM (Do5/p)

Fusion Co-Founders Glenn Simpson and Jonathan Winer Refused to Talk to IG;
James Comey and Former FBI Attorney James Baker Also Avoided Fully Testifying

Specifically, Comey and Baker refused to get recertified for a classification clearance, thus blocking the IG's efforts to "refresh their recollection" with classified documents.

"Refreshing a witness' recollection" by showing him documents is a common thing at trials and in investigations.

But sometimes witnesses lie about events, and sometimes lie about having no recollection of certain critical details. James Comey, for example, has a steel-trap recall as to things he wants to claim to his media and government coconspirators, but has all sorts of convenient memory lapses about stuff that could get him into legal trouble.

So the IG wanted to "refresh his recollection" about this convenient periods of Lost Time by showing him classified documents and notes that would explain exactly who he talked to and when he talked to them and what he said to them.

Rather than agreeing to do this, Comey said, "Nah, I decline to get new clearance to see classified material," thus preventing the IG from "refreshing his recollection."

Had he been confronted with a lie about a convenient lack of memory with a document that explained exactly what happened, he would have had to make a choice between telling the truth, or doubling down on his lie even in the face of a documentary record "reminding" him of the truth.

Now, one can get out of a lot of perjury charges by claiming one just didn't remember right, but if someone shows you documentary evidence about what the facts are and you still claim you don't remember, or you remember a version of the story at variance with the written contemporaneous record...?

Well, that makes it much harder to plead "no intent" to a perjury charge.

And so Comey -- the Straight Arrow Truth Teller -- choose to avoid such efforts to get at the truth and keep himself without a security clearance.

For whatever reason, he did not want his recollections to be refreshed.

What is that the Democrats (by which I mean "the media") say whenever a Trump associate declines to testify...?

"The only reason to not testify is because you're guilty."

Hm, why does that rule never seem to apply to Glenn Simpson, James Comey, and the rest of the Straight Shooters Gang?

Glenn Simpson and Jonathan Winer declined OIG's request for interviews. Wonder why pic.twitter.com/gKOyXWQb06
— Chuck Ross (@ChuckRossDC) December 9, 2019

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Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 09, 2019 05:57 PM (G546f)

2 So this is good news, right?

Posted by: Iris at December 09, 2019 05:58 PM (lSFe/)

3 I just gotta a feeling this is not going to end well.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 09, 2019 05:58 PM (axyOa)

4 'Tis the season to get Ace some manscaping and a new set of shelves.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 09, 2019 05:58 PM (1CjJc)

5 Nothing like a built in dodge to avoid answering uncomfortable questions.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 09, 2019 05:59 PM (qC1Sy)

6 Staying in my happy place, hoping that Barr will actually prosecute. 3AM roundup optional.

Posted by: Iris at December 09, 2019 05:59 PM (lSFe/)

7 Well, maybe Brennan and Clapper can be called in and have their memories "refreshed."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 09, 2019 05:59 PM (qC1Sy)

8 How is the Horde? Crushed, devastated, sickened? By the Horowitz report, not by Star Wars. To clarify.

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 05:59 PM (90T4r)

9 I'm becoming a big fan and supporter of rendition. I think it would be good for their souls.

Where does a future criminal go to get these kinds of special protections -- I mean outside of the feral government?

Posted by: ShainS at December 09, 2019 06:00 PM (+jo58)

10 I hear there are lists. Check them twice.

Posted by: nip at December 09, 2019 06:00 PM (Izot6)

11 So the IG report is incomplete because they can only interview people who are employees, those who are already gone (the major players in the Russian Collusion) can decline it.

Not surprising the conclusions they had were what they were.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Leftovers are The Bachelor's Main Meal! at December 09, 2019 06:01 PM (0QYMt)

12 Did Anyone expect anything differently? Anyone? This is government. Investigating government.

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 06:01 PM (90T4r)

13 Fusion Co-Founders Glenn Simpson and Jonathan Winer Refused to Talk to IG;
James Comey and Former FBI Attorney James Baker Also Avoided Fully Testifying

Then AG Barr, it's up to you.

Bwahahahahahahaha.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 06:01 PM (fXB+v)

14 Couldn't the President have declassified the docs the IG wanted to use?

Posted by: Frasier Crane at December 09, 2019 06:01 PM (dmYb7)

15 I'd refuse, too. I don't hold this against them.

Why they haven't been subpoenaed to testify, though, is beyond me. Except for corruption, I guess.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 06:01 PM (I2dne)

16 Great Americans....right there.

Posted by: BignJames at December 09, 2019 06:02 PM (X/Pw5)

17 What vmom said.

Types

Deletes

Trump is me asking nicely.

Posted by: BifBewalski at December 09, 2019 06:02 PM (VcFUs)

18 Durham will not just accept a declination.

Comey and the rest of the Coup Cabal better lawyer up.

They are just biding their time and hoping the Impeachment process distracts from their criminal enterprise.

Posted by: Czech Chick at December 09, 2019 06:02 PM (J9wxX)

19 My eyes are glassy. Drool is dangling from the corner of my mouth.

The Deep State has achieved victory through sheer tedium.

Posted by: zombie at December 09, 2019 06:02 PM (fK2gX)

20 Why, these shocking revelations could lead one to believe that this is just a game, and that the rules of the game benefit the unscrupulous at the expense of justice.

Hmmm.

I'm sure this is just a misunderstanding on my part.

I'm equally sure that these people aren't in the reach of the little people. Too bad, that.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 09, 2019 06:02 PM (z79tQ)

21 If Trump disbanded every federal law enforcement agency we'd actually wind up safer as a result.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at December 09, 2019 06:02 PM (+dsLj)

22 Going out on a limb: Nobody Cares. Nothing will be done. Nobody will even be slightly inconvenienced much less actually prosecuted for anything whatsoever. The entire U.S. "justice system" is a complete farce.

Posted by: I Have Questions at December 09, 2019 06:02 PM (BvNzB)

23 So? No harm no foul

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2019 06:02 PM (ZCEU2)

24 11 So the IG report is incomplete because they can only interview people who are employees, those who are already gone (the major players in the Russian Collusion) can decline it.

Not surprising the conclusions they had were what they were.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Leftovers are The Bachelor's Main Meal! at December 09, 2019 06:01 PM (0QYMt)

So you read Hemingways piece from this morning. It helped me get perspective.

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 06:02 PM (90T4r)

25 This won't end well for The Republic.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2019 06:03 PM (CjeDS)

26 Only a fuckin idiot or leftist does not fully understand bias and hatred of the right and PDT was and still is behind ALL of this

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 09, 2019 06:03 PM (85Gof)

27 So, don't take #15 the wrong way. That we me pretending there are rules.

This is America in Current Year, though, and rules no longer exist.

They refused to testify because they're guilty. Haul them in front of congress and make them prove their innocence.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 06:03 PM (I2dne)

28 No one actually -needs- Comey's fresh testimony. What he's said in the past is good enough to put him away, without having to extend it to his past criminal actions. He wanted to be the new J. Edgar, and President Trump has the power to correct him.

Posted by: trev006 at December 09, 2019 06:03 PM (6OzV/)

29 Trump Camps should've been built and filled to occupancy by May 2017.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 09, 2019 06:03 PM (2Qk5a)

30 OUT: Pleading the 5th

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2019 06:04 PM (CjeDS)

31 8
How is the Horde? Crushed, devastated, sickened? By the Horowitz report, not by Star Wars. To clarify.

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 05:59 PM (90T4r)

I'm fine, but I'm usually pretty even-keeled. Some of our more emotional members were wound up a tad.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Leftovers are The Bachelor's Main Meal! at December 09, 2019 06:04 PM (0QYMt)

32 Steiner, or Durham, whoever, will come.

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 06:04 PM (90T4r)

33 If there is one thing the FBI knows, it's not to talk to the FBI.

Posted by: nip at December 09, 2019 06:04 PM (Izot6)

34 Truth? I don't need no stinkin' truth! The Bible tells me so.

Posted by: Pine-scented Druid philosopher James Comey at December 09, 2019 06:04 PM (EgshT)

35 If Trump disbanded every federal law enforcement agency we'd actually wind up safer as a result.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at December 09, 2019 06:02 PM (+dsLj)
++++++++++++
Probably. Start with the FBI - there's no question on that one. Shutter the damn thing. And the parent organization. And the CIA. And the NSA. Maybe everything except the DIA - and only if it gets purged.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 06:04 PM (I2dne)

36 They can't refuse to testify before a Grand Jury, can they? Don't Huber and Barr have the ability to compel? I though that was the difference, that Horowitz could only question current FBI employees.Also, I really liked the Ghostbusters video, especially when they broke out the car. I remember taking my kids to Disney during that era and taking their photos with the car. Think they were 7 and 9. Now in their 30's and married. Sigh....

Posted by: sharon at December 09, 2019 06:04 PM (QzF6i)

37 Remember when Mueller didn't know what a fusion GPS was?

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at December 09, 2019 06:05 PM (ht3TX)

38 12
Did Anyone expect anything differently? Anyone? This is government. Investigating government.

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 06:01 PM (90T4r)

________

All those who have served and sacrificed for their country and that government can dream, can't they?

Posted by: ShainS at December 09, 2019 06:05 PM (+jo58)

39 Matt Eaton: Ghostbusters 3 looks a lot like The Force Awakens

Maybe, but only in that Abrams borrowed heavily from previously used themes in the same way (young people ignorant of the past get an artifact from a heroic predecessor and use it to protect their people from the same old threat).

But as he implies, don't get too jazzed about a slickly produced trailer.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 06:05 PM (KZzsI)

40 Trying to look at this objectively, my sense is the rules to open investigations are too fucking lax, so the IG can't say it was broken when the feds have so much leeway to investigate anything any fucking way they please.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at December 09, 2019 06:05 PM (+dsLj)

41 If there is one thing the FBI knows, it's not to talk to the FBI.

Posted by: nip at December 09, 2019 06:04 PM (Izot6)
+++++++++++++
Expand that out to all lawmen.

The only thing you should ever say to a cop is, "I am exercising my right to remain silent and it will stay that way until I get a lawyer."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 06:05 PM (I2dne)

42 The best weapon against cockroaches is a flashlight.

Trump is a magnesium flare.

Posted by: zombie at December 09, 2019 06:05 PM (fK2gX)

43 >>They can't refuse to testify before a Grand Jury, can they? Don't Huber and Barr have the ability to compel?

No. They can't.

IGs are basically Federal Hall Monitors.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2019 06:05 PM (CjeDS)

44 The fierce anger of the Lord shall not return, until he hath done it, and until he have performed the intents of his heart: in the latter days ye shall consider it.

Posted by: Lord Comey at December 09, 2019 06:05 PM (zD38/)

45 33 If there is one thing the FBI knows, it's not to talk to the FBI.

Posted by: nip at December 09, 2019 06:04 PM (Izot6)

Things they teach at Quantico.

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 06:05 PM (90T4r)

46 14
Couldn't the President have declassified the docs the IG wanted to use?

Posted by: Frasier Crane at December 09, 2019 06:01 PM (dmYb7)

Obstruction of an investigation!!!!! Criminal behavior!!!!! Interference - Trump is railroading these men!!!! Impeach, ImPeach, IMPEACH!!!!

That is what you wanted to have happen, right?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Leftovers are The Bachelor's Main Meal! at December 09, 2019 06:05 PM (0QYMt)

47 I still say Durham will be called on to recuse himself for making a statement about the IG report.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at December 09, 2019 06:06 PM (ht3TX)

48 Levin comes on soon.

...let him handle the anger portion of this.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2019 06:06 PM (CjeDS)

49 No worse than Lois Lerner making a statement then declare the 5th, pension sent on time in full thank you.

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2019 06:06 PM (ZCEU2)

50 Willowed...

Unpopular opinion: I don't think anyone in the FBI was in on a plot to get Trump. I think they genuinely believed the bullshit from the dossier. The strongest evidence I have for that is Peter Strzok's text message to Page that "There's probably no 'there' there." That tells me that at one point he believed in Russiagate but had come to doubt the conspiracy. I think they're guilty of gross negligence, but not conspiracy. Brennan and people in the CIA/NSA, on the other hand, I believe framed up the whole thing by getting Misfud and Downer to "incept" Russiagate into the Trump campaign. But those guys are probably too careful to leave behind evidence to nail them on.

Posted by: Serious Cat at December 09, 2019 06:06 PM (Xqo6t)

51 The best weapon against cockroaches is a flashlight.

Trump is a magnesium flare.
Posted by: zombie

Problem is, nothing is lit.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 06:06 PM (fXB+v)

52 Let's not pretend though that but for this refusal that Horowitz would have issued the damning report we all hoped for.

There is no solace to be found.

Posted by: blaster at December 09, 2019 06:06 PM (ZfRYq)

53
So you read Hemingways piece from this morning. It helped me get perspective.

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 06:02 PM (90T4r)

No, that's what JackStraw has been saying for months now.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Leftovers are The Bachelor's Main Meal! at December 09, 2019 06:07 PM (0QYMt)

54 I also don't think it will hinder Durham in his investigation as much as people might think, especially if he winds up prosecuting some of the people who actually wrote the report. Well i can dream anyway.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at December 09, 2019 06:07 PM (+dsLj)

55 Have Levin on

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2019 06:07 PM (ZCEU2)

56 How is the Horde? Crushed, devastated, sickened? By the Horowitz report, not by Star Wars. To clarify.

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 05:59 PM (90T4r)

Sickened that my initial suspicion has been confirmed - no one involved in this coup will so much as get their hair mussed.

And pissed off beyond words that the country will get its panties in a twist about a goddamned fucking PELOTON COMMERCIAL and yet can't get up off their frigging couches for one weekend to march on DC and drag these bastards in tumbrils en masse to the National Mall.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 09, 2019 06:07 PM (Ki5SV)

57 vmom-

Are you in here ?

JT to vmom, JT to vmom, come in please !

Posted by: JT at December 09, 2019 06:07 PM (arJlL)

58 There's a passage in the Report that is vintage Horowitz. He is discussing Bruce Ohr..

"we concluded that the federal ethics rules did not require Ohr to obtain Department ethics counsel approval before engaging with the FBI in connection with the Crossfire Hurricane matter because of Nellie Ohr's prior work for GPS. However, we found that, given the factual circumstances that existed, and the appearance that they created, Ohr displayed a lapse of judgement..."

That's it. Good old "lapse of judgment." No intent. No bias.

I don't know which is more insulting, the report or the fact we waited 21 months for it.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 09, 2019 06:07 PM (H8QX8)

59 "Now, one can get out of a lot of perjury charges by claiming one just
didn't remember right, but if someone shows you documentary evidence
about what the facts are and you still claim you don't remember, or you remember a version of the story at variance with the written contemporaneous record...?"

Just keep saying you don't remember. Works for me.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 09, 2019 06:07 PM (l3+k2)

60 How is the Horde? Crushed, devastated, sickened? By the Horowitz report, not by Star Wars. To clarify.�

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 05:59 PM (90T4r)�

I don't actually care about Soy Wars anymore, and Barr/ Durham are going further to push back on Horowitz than Reno went with Starr. I'm not bothered because I'm not actually relying on the government to clean up after itself. In many ways, I welcome their failure. You can't throw out the rotten system otherwise.

Posted by: trev006 at December 09, 2019 06:07 PM (6OzV/)

61 http://player.listenlive.co/25111

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2019 06:07 PM (ZCEU2)

62 I know we use LOLGF a lot but that is exactly what these Deep State MFers say every day to Americans.

I'm damn sick of it.

Posted by: jsg at December 09, 2019 06:07 PM (/lXod)

63 Unable to compete testimony eh?
Bullshit.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 09, 2019 06:07 PM (axyOa)

64 I heard Comey trained the Boston office.

Posted by: BignJames at December 09, 2019 06:08 PM (X/Pw5)

65 14
Couldn't the President have declassified the docs the IG wanted to use?

Posted by: Frasier Crane at December 09, 2019 06:01 PM (dmYb7)

_______

I believe he did several months ago and his left it in AG Barr's hands. Don't know what's taking so long unless they want to use it as an October surprise or something.

Posted by: ShainS at December 09, 2019 06:08 PM (+jo58)

66 Unpopular opinion: I don't think anyone in the FBI was in on a plot to get Trump. I think they genuinely believed the bullshit from the dossier.

****************

If they believed it then they are even more bumfucking keystone cop fucknads than i thought. They don't call them the fucking bureau of idiots for nothing.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at December 09, 2019 06:08 PM (+dsLj)

67 Aside from all this, still nice to know where we stand with our government.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 09, 2019 06:09 PM (qC1Sy)

68 I cant believe half of my paycheck goes to the federal state and local shitshow

Posted by: Regular Joe at December 09, 2019 06:09 PM (6/uwW)

69 This is just the IG asking questions. He can't compell testimony.

Durham on the other hand...

Posted by: Minuteman at December 09, 2019 06:09 PM (T5bqo)

70 TRUMP!

Posted by: MAGA at December 09, 2019 06:09 PM (E+oV2)

71 >>If they believed it then they are even more bumfucking keystone cop fucknads than i thought.

They work for the Federal Government.

Pretty safe bet that they are useless.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2019 06:09 PM (CjeDS)

72 Isn't the IG under DOJ?
Oh and meant Durham, not Huber in my last post.

Posted by: sharon at December 09, 2019 06:09 PM (QzF6i)

73 #WhiteWashPrivilege

Posted by: ShainS at December 09, 2019 06:10 PM (+jo58)

74 And let's not forget - Horowitz previously made a criminal referral on Comey on leaking classified material.

DOJ declined to prosecute.

Posted by: blaster at December 09, 2019 06:10 PM (ZfRYq)

75 I have to start daily reading of Psalm 37 again.

Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2019 06:10 PM (GaIDK)

76 >>DOJ declined to prosecute.

I think Durham has Comey in his sights.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2019 06:11 PM (CjeDS)

77 How is the Horde? Crushed, devastated, sickened? By the Horowitz report, not by Star Wars. To clarify

-

Same day as yesterday. Nothing of consequence will happen to anyone above the deputy director of the assistant deputy directors deputy assistant director.

And probably not to them.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at December 09, 2019 06:11 PM (ht3TX)

78 If all they had was the Dossier, what was the initial FISA warrant request based on? I thought they threw in the Dossier on the second try.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 09, 2019 06:11 PM (hbTkw)

79 Isn't the IG under DOJ?
Oh and meant Durham, not Huber in my last post.
Posted by: sharon at December 09, 2019 06:09 PM (QzF6i)

IGs are responsible for investigating complaints against the agency they are attached to, so under the DOJ? Not in the way you mean

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 09, 2019 06:11 PM (85Gof)

80 The Feebs. Indeed. If they were not so malicious, they would be hilarious.

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 06:12 PM (90T4r)

81 I think Durham has Comey in his sights.
Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2019 06:11 PM (CjeDS)

And he will pull the trigger then in, what, #twoweeks?

Posted by: blaster at December 09, 2019 06:12 PM (ZfRYq)

82 I cant believe half of my paycheck goes to the federal state and local shitshow

I know, right? Your hard-earned dollars are helping to feed the monster that threatens to devour you.

Posted by: Pine-scented Druid philosopher James Comey at December 09, 2019 06:13 PM (EgshT)

83 If all they had was the Dossier, what was the initial FISA warrant request based on? I thought they threw in the Dossier on the second try.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 09, 2019 06:11 PM (hbTkw)

Other than the dossier, things Horowitz was not allowed to ask about CIA and nsa stuff. So NOT his aor

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 09, 2019 06:13 PM (85Gof)

84 58 But Eric Trump who has no role in the govt. was told by government ethics departments that due to his father being elected President he had to close his own personal foundation that had raised hundreds of millions of dollars for St Jude resulting in the construction of an entire new wing of the hospital. Think about that one.

Posted by: Jen the original at December 09, 2019 06:13 PM (SjFj+)

85 #WhiteWashPrivilege

Posted by: ShainS at December 09, 2019 06:10 PM (+jo5

#DeepStatePrivilege

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 09, 2019 06:13 PM (BiNEL)

86 Wray is pissed!

Asked whether he thought the FBI unfairly targeted the Trump campaign, Wray offered a terse reply: "I do not."

Wray, reacting to the release of the IG report in an interview with ABC News, said that one key takeaway for him was that "the Inspector General did not find political bias or improper motivations impacting the opening of the investigation or the decision to use certain investigative tools during the investigations."

"Including FISA?"

"Including FISA," Wray said

Wray pushed back on the "Deep State" characterization of the bureau's work.

"I think that's the kind of label that's a disservice to the men and women who work at the FBI who I think tackle their jobs with professionalism, with rigor, with objectivity, with courage," Wray said. "So that's not a term I would ever use to describe our work force and I think it's an affront to them."

Posted by: MAGA at December 09, 2019 06:13 PM (E+oV2)

87 So the IG could easily be stymied by the people committing deliberate wrongdoing.

The whole system is obviously structured to cover-up wrongdoing, not reveal it.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 09, 2019 06:13 PM (hbTkw)

88 I cant believe half of my paycheck goes to the federal state and local shitshow

-

And something like 1 of every 10 dollars actually reaches the stated goal. The rest feeds the beast on the way.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at December 09, 2019 06:13 PM (ht3TX)

89 "Unpopular opinion: I don't think anyone in the FBI was in on a plot to get Trump. I think they genuinely believed the bullshit from the dossier."

Not for a second do I accept that. Listen to Strzok and Page's text messages. They loathed Trump.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 09, 2019 06:13 PM (H8QX8)

90 From The Babylon Bee:

Christian Living
Linus Appears At Hearings To Explain True Meaning Of Impeachment
December 9th, 2019

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 09, 2019 06:13 PM (+y/Ru)

91 Hi yall. Anything happen today?

Posted by: Nasty Pelosi at December 09, 2019 06:13 PM (Tnijr)

92 At least the IG report is getting some coverage in the media, unlike the total blackout concerning the backlash being endured by the Muslim community in Pensacola.

Posted by: Music Store Owner at December 09, 2019 06:13 PM (vI+F1)

93 >>And he will pull the trigger then in, what, #twoweeks?

I think that is the only reason the DOJ defers a slam dunk prosecution from the IG referral.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2019 06:14 PM (CjeDS)

94 8 How is the Horde? Crushed, devastated, sickened? By the Horowitz report, not by Star Wars. To clarify.
Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 05:59 PM (90T4r)
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Disappointed but not surprised.

And have no reason to have any regard for any government institution any more.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 09, 2019 06:14 PM (qC1Sy)

95 oh damn off nasty sock

Posted by: freakdd at December 09, 2019 06:14 PM (Tnijr)

96 The Deep State has achieved victory through sheer tedium.

I think that's the strategy of the remainers in the UK: delay and flood everyone with BS legalese until everyone just gives up

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 06:14 PM (KZzsI)

97 As this all unfolds, it only reinforces all of my views on the Federal Government. Their business is staying in business, which means staying in the cushy jobs, for fun, profit and just the joy of shoving people around.

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 06:15 PM (90T4r)

98 How 'bout a movement to abolish automatic payroll deduction for any and all reasons?
82 I cant believe half of my paycheck goes to the federal state and local shitshow

I know, right? Your hard-earned dollars are helping to feed the monster that threatens to devour you.
Posted by: Pine-scented Druid philosopher James Comey at December 09, 2019 06:13 PM (EgshT)

Posted by: 80's music fan at December 09, 2019 06:15 PM (glGDV)

99 >>"I think that's the kind of label that's a disservice to the men and women who work at the FBI who I think tackle their jobs with professionalism, with rigor, with objectivity, with courage," Wray said. "So that's not a term I would ever use to describe our work force and I think it's an affront to them."

Fuck you and fuck those Ham and Eggers, Buddy!

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2019 06:15 PM (CjeDS)

100 "How is the Horde?"

Hot 'n horny as usual

Posted by: freakdd at December 09, 2019 06:15 PM (Tnijr)

101 If and possibly there is no Justice in the system any longer then the questions answers it self, doesn't it.

I asked awhile back What Would you do if you believe that there is no rule of law. I have answered that question for myself and will or die by that decision.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 09, 2019 06:15 PM (Nv4st)

102 "I think that's the kind of label that's a disservice to the men and women who work at the FBI who I think tackle their jobs with professionalism, with rigor, with objectivity, with courage," Wray said. "So that's not a term I would ever use to describe our work force and I think it's an affront to them."

Ooooh, "Faye" Wray sounds guilty AF.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 09, 2019 06:15 PM (U7qMl)

103 Wray is pissed!

Fire his ass

Posted by: It's me donna at December 09, 2019 06:16 PM (6XlcD)

104 >>"How is the Horde?"

I could use some Therapy Tits.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2019 06:16 PM (CjeDS)

105 "How is the Horde?"

Po-faced and well-armed.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 09, 2019 06:16 PM (U7qMl)

106 Unpopular opinion: I don't think anyone in the FBI was in on a plot to get Trump. I think they genuinely believed the bullshit from the dossier.

I think most of the people involved were just pushing papers like they are paid to, doing a job and not anything personal, but that some at the heart of it were definitely in on it and trying to destroy Trump because we have them on record saying so

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 06:16 PM (KZzsI)

107 Wray said. "So that's not a term I would ever use to describe our work force and I think it's an affront to them."

If he thinks that's an affront...

Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 09, 2019 06:16 PM (z79tQ)

108
How does an inspector inspect something he can't inspect?

And why does he bother with a conclusion?

Should have admitted he can't conclude shyt under the circumstances.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 09, 2019 06:17 PM (M9ntN)

109 How is the Horde? Crushed, devastated, sickened?
I think everybody is fine. Its just the confirmation that everything is bad as you thought it was leads to frustration. People can and are getting away scot free with an attempted coup. That small tinge of hope that there will be justice evaporated into the nethers.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 09, 2019 06:17 PM (r+sAi)

110 Aaaand the old, funky punchline to the long joke told by Richard Belzer used to be, "The Aristocrats" should be changed to, "The Deep State."

Posted by: 80's music fan at December 09, 2019 06:17 PM (glGDV)

111 87
So the IG could easily be stymied by the people committing deliberate wrongdoing.

The whole system is obviously structured to cover-up wrongdoing, not reveal it.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 09, 2019 06:13 PM (hbTkw)

Kind of like an insurance policy.

Posted by: Peter S at December 09, 2019 06:17 PM (l3+k2)

112 "the men and women who work at the FBI who I think tackle their jobs with professionalism, with rigor, with objectivity, with courage," Wray said."

Go f*ck yourself.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 09, 2019 06:17 PM (H8QX8)

113 >>"I think that's the kind of label that's a disservice to the men and women who work at the FBI who I think tackle their jobs with professionalism, with rigor, with objectivity, with courage," Wray said. "So that's not a term I would ever use to describe our work force and I think it's an affront to them."

Fuck you and fuck those Ham and Eggers, Buddy!
Posted by: garrett

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Seriously.

Keeping your head down until you retire is not a virtue.

Fuck all those people at the FBI who don't like to make waves.

Posted by: RKae at December 09, 2019 06:17 PM (4yrpr)

114 Wray is a prototypical insider. Fuck him

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 09, 2019 06:17 PM (85Gof)

115 "How is the Horde?"

Pissed but not surprised... Lucy pulled the old football away again

Posted by: It's me donna at December 09, 2019 06:17 PM (6XlcD)

116 Not only should withholding be abolished (make people cut that check and think about what it means), the employer's part of of your Social Security and Medicare taxes, any head taxes, etc. should all be printed on the pay statement. This is illegal today.

Having to write that tax check and see how much lower your income is because of taxes should look you in your face, not be swept away and made invisible.

Without withholding, there'd be a revolution at the end of April.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 06:17 PM (I2dne)

117 Except for Donald Trump, and maybe a few Freedom Caucus members like Jim Jordan, DC is a chithole with zero value.

The corruption is becoming legendary, and the once-curious and detached press who is supposed to highlight it has become a co-star.

Sorry, I have to stop now, don't want to get banned with my very simple and effective solution.

But if you thought it involved, helicopters, wood chippers, rope and lamp posts, you would be spot on.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 09, 2019 06:17 PM (sy5kK)

118 Think about that one.

Posted by: Jen the original at December 09, 2019 06:13 PM (SjFj+)

To be fair, a generous contributor might have given million$ to an IRS audited tax exempt charitable organization that funded St Judes and the President would have been able to give such a contributor sweetheart deals just because of those contributions!
/s

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 09, 2019 06:17 PM (BiNEL)

119 "Now, one can get out of a lot of perjury charges by claiming one just
didn't remember right, but if someone shows you documentary evidence
about what the facts are and you still claim you don't remember, or you remember a version of the story at variance with the written contemporaneous record...?"

Just keep saying you don't remember. Works for me.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton

Perjuring oneself by swearing out a FISA warrant should be a slam dunk...

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 06:17 PM (fXB+v)

120 "Unpopular opinion: I don't think anyone in the FBI was in on a plot to get Trump"

That's the dumbest thing I've heard all day.

Posted by: freakdd at December 09, 2019 06:18 PM (Tnijr)

121 We can haz therapy tits?

I'd like perky C-cups with pink aereoli por favor.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 09, 2019 06:18 PM (U7qMl)

122 I could use some Therapy Tits.
Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2019 06:16 PM (CjeDS)

Is that a choice?!!
Why hasn't anyone brought this to my attention before now?
Sign me up. I too want some therapy tits.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 09, 2019 06:18 PM (z79tQ)

123 And I've heard some pretty dumb stuff today.

Posted by: freakdd at December 09, 2019 06:18 PM (Tnijr)

124 77 How is the Horde? Crushed, devastated, sickened? By the Horowitz report, not by Star Wars. To clarify

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Same day as yesterday. Nothing of consequence will happen to anyone above the deputy director of the assistant deputy directors deputy assistant director.

And probably not to them.
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at December 09, 2019 06:11 PM (ht3TX)

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Meh, had no expectations to dash.

Posted by: SMH at December 09, 2019 06:18 PM (RU4sa)

125 How is the Horde? ...
Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 05:59 PM (90T4r)
+++++++++
Belligerent and numerous.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 06:18 PM (I2dne)

126 102 "I think that's the kind of label that's a disservice to the men and women who work at the FBI who I think tackle their jobs with professionalism, with rigor, with objectivity, with courage," Wray said.

Does that include all the ones that have been fired in the last three years, dick?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 09, 2019 06:18 PM (hbTkw)

127 That's the dumbest thing I've heard all day.
Posted by: freakdd at December 09, 2019 06:18 PM (Tnijr)

So you did not watch the hearings either

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 09, 2019 06:19 PM (85Gof)

128 >>I'd like perky C-cups with pink aereoli por favor.

I'll have what he's having.

But, can you make mine with Puffy Pink Areoli?

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2019 06:19 PM (CjeDS)

129
...
The corruption is becoming legendary, and the once-curious and detached press who is supposed to highlight it has become a co-star.
...
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 09, 2019 06:17 PM (sy5kK)
+++++++++++++
As YD once put it, "The problem is not that the state has become corrupt - it is that corruption has become the state."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 06:19 PM (I2dne)

130 Having to write that tax check and see how much lower your income is because of taxes should look you in your face, not be swept away and made invisible.

Without withholding, there'd be a revolution at the end of April.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

Without withholding, no one would have the tax money.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 06:19 PM (fXB+v)

131 I could use some Therapy Tits.

Take her with you on the airplane. "No, Miss Keely Hazel is my comfort breasts, I need them with me on the flight"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 06:20 PM (KZzsI)

132 What I enjoyed from the report was the use of "inaccuracies" in place of lies

Posted by: It's me donna at December 09, 2019 06:20 PM (6XlcD)

133 Did Anyone expect anything differently? Anyone? This is government. Investigating government.

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 06:01 PM (90T4r)
..........

I get this weird picture in my head of a room full of retards fondling each others balls.

Posted by: wth at December 09, 2019 06:20 PM (v0R5T)

134 I am sorry but anyone arguing that this report helps our side is just wrong.

Because now it puts Durham at odds with the IG. The bad guys have got their end zone dances. Think Comey is REALLY worried that he is facing legal jeapordy? How about McCabe? Supposedly he has a criminal case against him, but he doesn't mind talking about this whole situation on TV. For money.

Posted by: blaster at December 09, 2019 06:20 PM (ZfRYq)

135 Without withholding, no one would have the tax money.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 06:19 PM (fXB+v)
++++++++++++
That's a secondary benefit.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 06:20 PM (I2dne)

136 IG Report Confirms Comey Briefed Barack Obama on Trump-Russia Investigation in August 2016 at White House Meeting

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 09, 2019 06:20 PM (85Gof)

137 I wonder if there is a historical analog where behind the scenes spies and beaurocrats work to put themselves in power before eventually assuming control.

Nah, probably not.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at December 09, 2019 06:20 PM (ht3TX)

138 128 >>I'd like perky C-cups with pink aereoli por favor.

I'll have what he's having.

But, can you make mine with Puffy Pink Areoli?
Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2019 06:19 PM (CjeDS)

So, D's are excessive?? Cause I think in these times D's are called for.

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 06:21 PM (90T4r)

139 128
>>I'd like perky C-cups with pink aereoli por favor.

I'll have what he's having.

But, can you make mine with Puffy Pink Areoli?

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2019 06:19 PM (CjeDS)

Commies. Go D or go back to mother Russia.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 09, 2019 06:21 PM (1CjJc)

140 "
Meh, had no expectations to dash.

Posted by: SMH at December 09, 2019 06:18 PM (RU4sa) "

Pretty much where I'm at, too.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 09, 2019 06:21 PM (JwHjN)

141 So, D's are excessive?? Cause I think in these times D's are called for.

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 06:21 PM (90T4r)

Spoken like a true patriot.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 09, 2019 06:22 PM (1CjJc)

142 Horde mind, flounder. Horde mind.

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 06:22 PM (90T4r)

143 IG sez CH opened solely on basis of foreign govt. info.

IG sez this met low threshold for starting investigation.

Presumably Durham's been able to take a look at the info, and found it wanting.

But it's laughable that the IG, and now Wray, pretend to believe that with the massive ongoing direct and collateral anti-Trump shenanigans which are partially or substantially documented, and which date back to *2015*, and the massive histrionic evidence of anti-Trump animus among all the principal players [and involvement of the Obama WH] - that there was no hit job attempted.

Wray is a disaster, worst Trump appointment by far [which, unfortunately, is saying something].

Posted by: rhomboid at December 09, 2019 06:22 PM (El6T/)

144 Commies. Go D or go back to mother Russia.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 09, 2019 06:21 PM (1CjJc)
---------------

No, commies are the ones who'll look at a pretty gal and go "no, not big enough, so, no, I don't want to see them."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 09, 2019 06:22 PM (qC1Sy)

145 I doubt it's a mere coincidence Tax Day is as far away as possible from Election Day.

Posted by: davidt at December 09, 2019 06:22 PM (l3+k2)

146 Meh, had no expectations to dash.

Posted by: SMH at December 09, 2019 06:18 PM (RU4sa)

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Fistbump.

If anything, I'm out a lot of money buying drinks for everyone.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at December 09, 2019 06:22 PM (ht3TX)

147 TBF, I'd even appreciate some willing As.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 09, 2019 06:22 PM (1CjJc)

148 Wray isn't pissed. He is taking a victory lap.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 09, 2019 06:23 PM (r+sAi)

149 Finally summoned the courage to listen to Levin. Wish me luck!

Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2019 06:23 PM (GaIDK)

150 Wray isn't pissed. He is taking a victory lap

What you said

Posted by: It's me donna at December 09, 2019 06:23 PM (6XlcD)

151 "Without withholding, no one would have the tax money.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 06:19 PM (fXB+v) "

Which, in its own way, would be even more educational, imho.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 09, 2019 06:23 PM (JwHjN)

152 I suspect voters will feel the same way about the IG report as they do about impeachment: bored & uninterested. This is for political junkies.

Posted by: mnw at December 09, 2019 06:23 PM (Cssks)

153 Now girls are thinking about comfort pecs. "I had to have Bradley Cooper sit next to me on the plane, so I can rest my head on his manly chest"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 06:23 PM (KZzsI)

154 I doubt it's a mere coincidence Tax Day is as far away as possible from Election Day.
Posted by: davidt at December 09, 2019 06:22 PM (l3+k2)
+++++++++++++
It is also approximately my breakeven day. I love working four months a year to pay for a government that despises me and wants me dead.

This, more than anything, makes me want to quit my job.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 06:23 PM (I2dne)

155 Accordingto the IG it's open season on the President.

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2019 06:23 PM (ZCEU2)

156 All this is gonna get done to us. Not by us, to us. How our response to getting done to is what matters now. The cat's outta the bag now.

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 06:24 PM (90T4r)

157 Finally summoned the courage to listen to Levin. Wish me luck!

Posted by: kallisto at December

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He's fun in a weird way.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at December 09, 2019 06:24 PM (ht3TX)

158 Matt Eaton: Ghostbusters 3 looks a lot like The Force Awakens

Maybe, but only in that Abrams borrowed heavily from previously used themes in the same way (young people ignorant of the past get an artifact from a heroic predecessor and use it to protect their people from the same old threat).

But as he implies, don't get too jazzed about a slickly produced trailer.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 06:05 PM (KZzsI)

If Disney/Lucas hadn't produced Force Awakens it would have sued the maker for plagiarism, the show is just about 100% rewritten of the original Start Wars.

The idea does support my view that writers/directors with a few exceptions can't hold things together well and need to copy rather than innovate.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 09, 2019 06:24 PM (eoQWY)

159 152 I suspect voters will feel the same way about the IG report as they do about impeachment: bored & uninterested. This is for political junkies.

I need some better drugs

Posted by: It's me donna at December 09, 2019 06:24 PM (6XlcD)

160 Well the IG report was not the whitewash that many here claimed it would be.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 09, 2019 06:24 PM (JUOKG)

161 Wray is a disaster, worst Trump appointment by far [which, unfortunately, is saying something].

Posted by: rhomboid at December 09, 2019 06:22 PM (El6T/)

I have come to believe that it is well nigh impossible to find an honest man or woman in the employ of the FBI or the DOJ.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 09, 2019 06:24 PM (BiNEL)

162 IG Report Confirms Comey Briefed Barack Obama on Trump-Russia Investigation in August 2016 at White House Meeting

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 09, 2019 06:20 PM (85Gof)

No way is it plausible that Obamao knew anything about coordinations between DoJ FBI DoS DoD and WH (the list that I am aware of).

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 09, 2019 06:24 PM (1g7ch)

163 Yep. Wray is no pony in the shit pile. Fucking shit piles as far as the eye can see.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 09, 2019 06:25 PM (dJrqU)

164 Any hidden reason why Trump chose such wankers in such critical positions as AG and FBI? Maybe he wanted things to come apart, thinking this was the best way to expose the corruption and if he'd hired firebrand reformists he would have caused violent commotion and distracted him from the economic refurbishment project?

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 09, 2019 06:25 PM (H8QX8)

165 50 Willowed...

Unpopular opinion: I don't think anyone in the FBI was in on a plot to get Trump. I think they genuinely believed the bullshit from the dossier. The strongest evidence I have for that is Peter Strzok's text message to Page that "There's probably no 'there' there." That tells me that at one point he believed in Russiagate but had come to doubt the conspiracy. I think they're guilty of gross negligence, but not conspiracy. Brennan and people in the CIA/NSA, on the other hand, I believe framed up the whole thing by getting Misfud and Downer to "incept" Russiagate into the Trump campaign. But those guys are probably too careful to leave behind evidence to nail them on.
Posted by: Serious Cat at December 09, 2019 06:06 PM (Xqo6t)

sorry, that doesn't fly.

even if they thought something was hinky, their actions were much more illegal and corrupt than anything Trump's team was alleged to do.

Comey and Baker did a lot more than just driving the getaway car from the bank robbery.

They planned it and hired the team of robbers.

The rule of law in America is collapsing quickly.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 09, 2019 06:25 PM (sy5kK)

166 So the correlation question: If hillary had won and this was done to her, how many prosecutions would be happening or had already been done at this point in time?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 09, 2019 06:25 PM (r+sAi)

167 I believe we'd be in a better place if we had Ukrainian prostitutes
delivering golden showers rather than the Russians.

The Russian
presentation is just a little bit to ostentatious for patrons of
a delicate nature.

Posted by: Lord Comey at December 09, 2019 06:25 PM (zD38/)

168 I have come to believe that it is well nigh impossible to find an honest man or woman in the employ of the FBI or the DOJ.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 09, 2019 06:24 PM (BiNEL)
+++++++++++++
Absolutely.

Just don't bother filling the positions. We'll be just fine if those chairs remain empty.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 06:26 PM (I2dne)

169 Meh, had no expectations to dash.

Ditto.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 09, 2019 06:26 PM (EgshT)

170 Nice thing about Levin is he'll point you towards a lot of valuable source materials. Guy has to be a voracious reader.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2019 06:26 PM (CjeDS)

171 I admit it: my budget discipline stinks. Out of sight, out of mind. Your observation and conclusion is a good one.
Without withholding, there'd be a revolution at the end of April.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

Without withholding, no one would have the tax money.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 06:19 PM (fXB+v)

Posted by: 80's music fan at December 09, 2019 06:26 PM (glGDV)

172 >>If they believed it then they are even more bumfucking keystone cop fucknads than i thought.

They work for the Federal Government.

Pretty safe bet that they are useless.
Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2019 06:09 PM (CjeDS)

A bureaucrat that forgets the golden rule - cover your ass? Worse than useless.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 09, 2019 06:26 PM (eoQWY)

173 As despicable as he is, I can't fault Comey for using his rights to avoid prosecution. I know I would.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 09, 2019 06:26 PM (yQpMk)

174 Been busy all day, but Ace. I have to say. I saw the headline a few threads down about "Strategic Pastry Repository Alex Vindman" That my friend was pure poetry! Epic. And a standing ovation merited. Well done sir, well done!

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 09, 2019 06:26 PM (r7Fvf)

175 So the correlation question: If hillary had won and this was done to her, how many prosecutions would be happening or had already been done at this point in time?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 09, 2019 06:25 PM (r+sAi)
+++++++++++++
Everyone involved in the coup attempt would be dead.

And I am not being hyperbolic.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 06:26 PM (I2dne)

176 All this is gonna get done to us. Not by us, to us. How our response to getting done to is what matters now. The cat's outta the bag now.
Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 06:24 PM (90T4r)

Even if Trump wins again, does anybody here STILL think we can vote our way out of this?

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 09, 2019 06:27 PM (K3zSe)

177 164 Any hidden reason why Trump chose such wankers in such critical positions as AG and FBI? Maybe he wanted things to come apart, thinking this was the best way to expose the corruption and if he'd hired firebrand reformists he would have caused violent commotion and distracted him from the economic refurbishment project?
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 09, 2019 06:25 PM (H8QX

=======

Because they were the only ones that could get through the Senate at the time.

Posted by: Jackal at December 09, 2019 06:27 PM (o3+fQ)

178 I have come to believe that it is well nigh impossible to find an honest man or woman in the employ of the FBI or the DOJ.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 09, 2019 06:24 PM (BiNEL)

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or anywhere else in DC, for that matter.

criminals as far as the eye can see.

F them all.

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 09, 2019 06:27 PM (NYIfp)

179 Upshot of Horowitz: The FBI didn't make politically motivated decisions, they are simply incompetent at basic investigative procedures and civil liberties at their highest level.

Frankly, making politically motivated decisions would have worked better.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 09, 2019 06:27 PM (dNzKv)

180 Even if Trump wins again, does anybody here STILL think we can vote our way out of this?

No, but it'll be fun for a while watching the Dems heads explode

Posted by: It's me donna at December 09, 2019 06:27 PM (6XlcD)

181 "the men and women who work at the FBI who I think tackle their jobs with professionalism, with rigor, with objectivity, with courage," Wray said.
..........

Well bless your heart. Now you be a good lad and be sure to thank them all for their service now, would you?

Posted by: wth at December 09, 2019 06:28 PM (v0R5T)

182 173 As despicable as he is, I can't fault Comey for using his rights to avoid prosecution. I know I would.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 09, 2019 06:26 PM (yQpMk)

People in law enforcement should have the same rights as the military: Basically none

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 09, 2019 06:28 PM (85Gof)

183 Upshot of Horowitz: The FBI didn't make politically motivated decisions, they are simply incompetent at basic investigative procedures and civil liberties at their highest level.

Frankly, making politically motivated decisions would have worked better.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 09, 2019 06:27 PM (dNzKv)
+++++++++++++
Nah, you can't hold it against them if there was no malice. They can't help being stupid.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 06:28 PM (I2dne)

184 During the day's reading, it came up that Horowitz did not have the power to subpoena documents, either.

Posted by: mrp at December 09, 2019 06:28 PM (Pqytn)

185 As despicable as he is, I can't fault Comey for using his rights to avoid prosecution. I know I would.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 09, 2019 06:26 PM

Fuck him, he's part of the problem. I don't care. He's stripped more rights than he deserves. Pineapple, sideways, with hot sauce on it.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 09, 2019 06:28 PM (r7Fvf)

186 Not voting out of this. Sad.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 09, 2019 06:28 PM (dJrqU)

187 rhomboid, I am no fan of Wray but name me someone else that would have been confirmed please.

Another standard trope - We'll vote them out- can you reach a majority of 700,000 people that constitute your congressional district?

Posted by: Ben Had at December 09, 2019 06:29 PM (Nv4st)

188 He was assured by Preibus and the rest of the GOPe that they were the best.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 09, 2019 06:29 PM (dNzKv)

189 "I think that's the kind of label that's a disservice to the men and women who work at the FBI who I think tackle their jobs with professionalism, with rigor, with objectivity, with courage," Wray said. "So that's not a term I would ever use to describe our work force and I think it's an affront to them."
Posted by: MAGA at December 09, 2019 06:13 PM (E+oV2)

If I ever hear of such an FBI agent, Wray, I'll apologize. All i hear about these days is bias, coup attempts, spying and incompetent handling of mass shooters from you all.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 09, 2019 06:29 PM (eoQWY)

190 Well the IG report was not the whitewash that many here claimed it would be.

The conclusions and recommendation sections seems to be.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 09, 2019 06:29 PM (yQpMk)

191 >>I have come to believe that it is well nigh impossible to find an honest man or woman in the employ of the FBI or the DOJ.

To give you an idea : When I worked on the fit up for the Federal Facilities we built, the Gov typically spent 4-5x on its INTERIOR SECURITY package than they did on the Exterior Security Package.

Two of these facilities had DEA Offices (Evidence pens and Holding pens in each).

They were doing that much more surveilence on themselves!

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2019 06:29 PM (CjeDS)

192 I figure Wray is doing what his job details: protecting his office and employees. But yeah, he needs to be out of there, and replaced with someone who recognizes the problems and will work on it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 06:29 PM (KZzsI)

193 Doesn't these gop have some kids who can testify about things they heard other people say? We're need to keep up,people

Posted by: Mack the jack at December 09, 2019 06:29 PM (dDXVe)

194 50 I don't think anyone in the FBI was in on a plot to get Trump

Hey Strzok, GFY.

Posted by: jsg at December 09, 2019 06:29 PM (/lXod)

195 People in law enforcement should have the same rights as the military: Basically none

Yeah, but he was fired. He's not in LE anymore.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 09, 2019 06:30 PM (yQpMk)

196 I do. The experts failed to see the collapse of the Soviets coming decades ago. The experts, except Ann Coulter, failed to see Donald Trump elected President.

Posted by: 80's music fan at December 09, 2019 06:30 PM (glGDV)

197 rhomboid, I am no fan of Wray but name me someone else that would have been confirmed please.

...
Posted by: Ben Had at December 09, 2019 06:29 PM (Nv4st)
++++++++++++
Don't nominate anyone. Leave the seat empty. The next guy down the chain gets the magical title of "Acting position"

Then fire those guys until you get one who isn't a shit heel.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 06:31 PM (I2dne)

198 Have sex with that headless chicken; the arrests are coming

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at December 09, 2019 06:31 PM (vPKfA)

199 Any hidden reason why Trump chose such wankers in such critical positions as AG and FBI?
----

My own opinion is that Trump had not really grasped the depth and breath of the corruption, and complete absence of character and integrity that are/were consequent of the Clinton/Obama years. Actually, the the era beginning with, oh, Carter.

Others will say it has been evolving since the 30's, but I refer to those currently living and accountable.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 09, 2019 06:31 PM (61e6C)

200 I do. The experts failed to see the collapse of the Soviets coming decades ago. The experts, except Ann Coulter, failed to see Donald Trump elected President.
Posted by: 80's music fan at December 09, 2019 06:30 PM

They also missed Pearl Harbor. 9-11 etc.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 09, 2019 06:31 PM (r7Fvf)

201 Teh boobehs

'Tis these soft, soothing orbs of pulchritude, and not beer (contrary to the popular expression) that is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Shall I compare them to a summers day?
They art more bouncy and more jiggly,
Rough hands may shake the darling buds of May,
And a gentlemen's eye and hand enjoy them biggly.

Posted by: Ryne Sandburg at December 09, 2019 06:32 PM (6VvF+)

202 Well the IG report was not the whitewash that many here claimed it would be.
Posted by: Mr. Scott

Criminal referrals: 0

Yeah. It was.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 06:32 PM (fXB+v)

203 "Well the IG report was not the whitewash that many here claimed it would be."

And James Comey sounded like he was going to throw Hillary in jail right up until he let her skate.

Posted by: jsg at December 09, 2019 06:32 PM (/lXod)

204 The more time goes by, the more I believe these politicians are crooked.

Posted by: Eromero at December 09, 2019 06:33 PM (UUkQp)

205 I forgot to paste this on:

180 Even if Trump wins again, does anybody here STILL think we can vote our way out of this?

No, but it'll be fun for a while watching the Dems heads explode
Posted by: It's me donna at December 09, 2019 06:27 PM (6XlcD)

Then my optimistic reply:

196 I do. The experts failed to see the collapse of the Soviets coming decades ago. The experts, except Ann Coulter, failed to see Donald Trump elected President.
Posted by: 80's music fan at December 09, 2019 06:30 PM (glGDV

Posted by: 80's music fan at December 09, 2019 06:33 PM (glGDV)

206 Joe Mannix, I agree with you. I'd make Joe the Janitor the head guy cause he knows where all the shit is.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 09, 2019 06:33 PM (Nv4st)

207 192 I figure Wray is doing what his job details: protecting his office and employees. But yeah, he needs to be out of there, and replaced with someone who recognizes the problems and will work on it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 06:29 PM (KZzsI)

Wray has it completely wrong.

You don't work for the FBI, asswipe.

You work for the American people.

And you are lying to them and covering up for your crooked employees and your crooked organization.

Asswipe.

Die a painful and slow death.

Asswipe.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 09, 2019 06:33 PM (sy5kK)

208 SCOTUS refuses challenge to KY abortion law trying to claim showing ultrasound images violates a doctor's free speech rights. Lolgf and bake that cake bigots.

Maybe Philip Morris has their 1A rights violated by the surgeon general's warning too then

Posted by: Mst3k at December 09, 2019 06:33 PM (NGGek)

209 Damn it, off Cubs 2nd baseman sock.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 09, 2019 06:33 PM (6VvF+)

210 176 All this is gonna get done to us. Not by us, to us. How our response to getting done to is what matters now. The cat's outta the bag now.
Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 06:24 PM (90T4r)

Even if Trump wins again, does anybody here STILL think we can vote our way out of this?
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 09, 2019 06:27 PM (K3zSe)

ONLY if he somehow had a solid Congress majority with him. And I sadly note that the GOPee deliberately sabotaged that in 2017-2018.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 09, 2019 06:34 PM (ujg0T)

211 And speaking of Hillary: she had not been charged with a crime therefore jeopardy has not attached.

What prevents the Attorney General from charging her now?

Posted by: 80's music fan at December 09, 2019 06:35 PM (glGDV)

212 Other than the dossier, things Horowitz was not allowed to ask about CIA and nsa stuff. So NOT his aor

Sheesh. So there's no way he can even state any of the things he has stated with any authority.

IGs are worse than useless against systemic corruption.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 09, 2019 06:35 PM (hbTkw)

213 And James Comey sounded like he was going to throw Hillary in jail right up until he let her skate.
Posted by: jsg at December 09, 2019 06:32 PM

Like intentionally setting up a private server secured in a shitter in CO. Deleting 30K emails, smashing phones etc. Was just "careless" not intentional! Just reckless! Ooops! Have a good day! Fuck him. I'd love to see him hang. Sanctimonious pine scented asshole.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 09, 2019 06:35 PM (r7Fvf)

214 Eventually one of the coup is going to get shot. Then all hell breaks loose.

Posted by: davidt at December 09, 2019 06:35 PM (l3+k2)

215 196 I do. The experts failed to see the collapse of the Soviets coming decades ago. The experts, except Ann Coulter, failed to see Donald Trump elected President.
Posted by: 80's music fan at December 09, 2019 06:30 PM (glGDV
Posted by: 80's music fan at December 09, 2019 06:33 PM (glGDV)

So you think Trump will have these crooks all out of the system before he's gone? That everything will be ok in 5 years?

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 09, 2019 06:35 PM (K3zSe)

216 All the fucking lies. All these asswipes do is lie. As simple as breathing.

Our society is now forever and permanently damaged. All because charlatans want money and power.

Sad. Very, very sad.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 09, 2019 06:36 PM (dJrqU)

217 Was there a controversial Peloton commercial?

I keep missing the outrage du jour

Posted by: McLurkerson at December 09, 2019 06:36 PM (AIG0e)

218 And speaking of Hillary: she had not been charged with a crime therefore jeopardy has not attached.

What prevents the Attorney General from charging her now?
Posted by: 80's music fan

Balls.
A spine.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 06:36 PM (fXB+v)

219 Don't nominate anyone. Leave the seat empty. The next guy down the chain gets the magical title of "Acting position"

Then fire those guys until you get one who isn't a shit heel.
Posted by: Joe Mannix
-----

We have been through 4 'Check Box' police chiefs in the 5 or 6 years. None lasted 2 years, one didn't even last a month.

In each case, the Assistant Chief took over for the interim. Why not just give him the job? He doesn't want it. Our hyper-progressive City Council has so poisoned the city to the extent that no one wants to police it.

Police count - down
Needle count - up

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 09, 2019 06:36 PM (d4+cE)

220 A Higher Loyalty indeed. To keepin' his sorry ass out of prison.

As the prosecutor lowers Comey another inch into the running woodchipper, and his toes are now brushing the spinning blades, defense counsel yells

Objection, Your Honor! He's feeding the witness!

> Overruled.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 09, 2019 06:36 PM (Z4rgH)

221 In terms of conclusions, and the laughable claim that there is no evidence of "intentional" massive malfeasance - just, um, massive malfeasance - the IG report *is* very much a whitewash.

And as I keep saying - *in context, which is known to the IG people - it is pretty brazenly a whitewash. They just happened to really believe a ridiculous thin "tip" about some no-name, and they just happened to *not do the standard, instant defensive briefing to Trump's camp* that has been SOP since forever, and they just happened to then embark on a months-long festival of felonious false FISA warrant applications, even as [of course] no evidence emerged of anything to substantiate the very dubious tip*.

This report *is* the perfect bookend to the Mid-Year Exam outrage, which unlike this one - probably - was successful in blessing and immunizing probably the greatest govt.-centric obstruction and denial of justice in our history.

* presumably Durham has been able to confirm the fraudulent nature of even that "tip"

Posted by: rhomboid at December 09, 2019 06:36 PM (El6T/)

222 80's music fan. Nothing and Judicial Watch is still taking depositions to hang her ass.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 09, 2019 06:37 PM (Nv4st)

223 And James Comey sounded like he was going to throw Hillary in jail right up until he let her skate.
Posted by: jsg at December 09, 2019 06:32 PM

Like intentionally setting up a private server secured in a shitter in CO. Deleting 30K emails, smashing phones etc. Was just "careless" not intentional! Just reckless! Ooops! Have a good day! Fuck him. I'd love to see him hang. Sanctimonious pine scented asshole.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 09, 2019 06:35 PM (r7Fvf)

Not to me he never did. I could tell the fix was in from the start, there.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 09, 2019 06:37 PM (eoQWY)

224 John Solomon read the report and says these FISA had 51 violations and 9 false statements.

Ok, then....and the official recommendation.... the FBI should do better.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 09, 2019 06:37 PM (r+sAi)

225 What prevents the Attorney General from charging her now?
Posted by: 80's music fan at December 09, 2019 06:35 PM (glGDV)
------------

That would be worth it, because if Hillary got any word she might be charged with a crime, she'd probably enter the presidential race faster than she can down a fifth of vodka.

The Mumu Express would make for an epic campaign.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 09, 2019 06:37 PM (qC1Sy)

226 210

128 >>I'd like perky C-cups with pink aereoli por favor.

I'll have what he's having.

But, can you make mine with Puffy Pink Areoli?
Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2019 06:19 PM (CjeDS)

I wonder how many " retiring" Republicans come back to DC as Deep State, or Big Corporation lobbyists. Or working for some convoluted, murkily funded NGO? DC is a fertile overflowing trough.

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 06:37 PM (90T4r)

227 215 196 I do. The experts failed to see the collapse of the Soviets coming decades ago. The experts, except Ann Coulter, failed to see Donald Trump elected President.
Posted by: 80's music fan at December 09, 2019 06:30 PM (glGDV
Posted by: 80's music fan at December 09, 2019 06:33 PM (glGDV)

So you think Trump will have these crooks all out of the system before he's gone? That everything will be ok in 5 years?
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 09, 2019 06:35 PM (K3zSe)

A modest proposal: President Pence (2025-2033) has Donald Trump retained as a "President Emeritus", and that such a Cabinet position be created.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 09, 2019 06:38 PM (ujg0T)

228 Even if Trump wins again, does anybody here STILL think we can vote our way out of this?
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 09, 2019 06:27 PM (K3zSe)

Not me

Posted by: clutch at December 09, 2019 06:38 PM (+mbOC)

229 Don't nominate anyone. Leave the seat empty. The next guy down the chain gets the magical title of "Acting position"

Then fire those guys until you get one who isn't a shit heel.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 06:31 PM (I2dne)

IIRC, an "acting" Director can be dismissed, and replaced with the next in line, because the President doesn't like his tie!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 09, 2019 06:38 PM (BiNEL)

230 217 Was there a controversial Peloton commercial?

I keep missing the outrage du jour
Posted by: McLurkerson at December 09, 2019 06:36 PM

....

Yes. It shows a dude buying one for his wife as a Christmas present.

Then she enjoys working out on it.

So you can see the reason everyone is pissed about it.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 09, 2019 06:38 PM (6VvF+)

231 Was there a controversial Peloton commercial?

I keep missing the outrage du jour
Posted by: McLurkerson at December 09, 2019 06:36 PM

Yes, Rosie's strap on wife got her one and said. "go for a ride fatty".

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 09, 2019 06:39 PM (r7Fvf)

232 Sounds like the IG report was exactly like Comey's on Hillary, name the things that were wrong doing but say no one did these on purpose so it's all good.

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2019 06:39 PM (ZCEU2)

233 Well the IG report was not the whitewash that many here claimed it would be.

Posted by: Mr. Scott

Criminal referrals: 0

Yeah. It was.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 06:32 PM (fXB+v)

==============================
What today's report did do was essentially confirm every statement uttered by Nunes, Jordan, and every other Republican and constitutionalist sounding the alarm on matters concerning The Greatest Hoax committed in American History. Horowitz put his spin out there with at least one hand tied behind his back. He couldn't force ousted DOJ and FBI employees to testify, and he couldn't subpoena at least some documents that might have been withheld (not that the FBI would ever do such a thing). The IG investigators, as far as I know, have confirmed that gross irregularities were committed by public servants that had a direct impact on a national election. It will be up to Barr and Durham to prove the criminal intent and methods.

Posted by: mrp at December 09, 2019 06:40 PM (Pqytn)

234 Yes. It shows a dude buying one for his wife as a Christmas present.

Then she enjoys working out on it.

So you can see the reason everyone is pissed about it.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 09, 2019 06:38 PM (6VvF+)

I heard that, but what exactly are they mad about?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 09, 2019 06:40 PM (85Gof)

235 Second look at secession?

Posted by: McLurkerson at December 09, 2019 06:40 PM (AIG0e)

236 Given that we are a net exported of oil
and gas, Trump should do away with the Departmentnof Energy. Goal
Has been met.

He should propose to get rid of the Department of Education and tell the voters he will spend the money allocated to all those loser bureaucrats on private school vouchers up to $10,000 for any family that wants to send their kid to private school.

He would get 40% of the black and Hispanic vote and win in a landslide.

Posted by: Czech Chick at December 09, 2019 06:40 PM (J9wxX)

237 A modest proposal: President Pence (2025-2033) has Donald Trump retained as a "President Emeritus", and that such a Cabinet position be created.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 09, 2019 06:38 PM (ujg0T)

Just hire Trump Management Services as a contractor to manage all the bureaus.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 09, 2019 06:40 PM (eoQWY)

238 Local and state governments can't be encouraged enough to stop cooperating with the FBI. You know, like how Blue cities and states treat ICE. Of course, that would be soooo different, but it's time to stop indulging fantasies the FBI is anything other than a secret political police force. If your state or city works with the FBI, they are tainted, too.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 09, 2019 06:40 PM (iw59Q)

239 Ok, then....and the official recommendation.... the FBI should do better.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 09, 2019 06:37 PM (r+sAi)

Guys, you need to try a little harder in the future, but since you all recognize that mistakes were made, let's let bygones be bygones!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 09, 2019 06:40 PM (BiNEL)

240 So you think Trump will have these crooks all out of the system before he's gone? That everything will be ok in 5 years?
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 09, 2019 06:35 PM (K3zSe)

All the crooks out of the system, even in 5 years? Nope. I do think that the Jimmy Breslin theory of justice will operate that goes like this: when the criminals figure out that real punishment is at hand there will be a race to the U.S. Attorney's office to see who can make the best deal.

Of course that's how it worked in the 1960's when he appeared on the Mike Douglas Show in the afternoons before the local news.

Posted by: 80's music fan at December 09, 2019 06:40 PM (glGDV)

241 And speaking of Hillary: she had not been charged with a crime therefore jeopardy has not attached.

What prevents the Attorney General from charging her now?
Posted by: 80's music fan

Honestly? Statute of limitations. We are 8 years past her time as SoS. SoL is 5 years from when the crime was discovered. The SoL has already expired or will within two years.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 06:40 PM (fXB+v)

242 230 217 Was there a controversial Peloton commercial?

I keep missing the outrage du jour
Posted by: McLurkerson at December 09, 2019 06:36 PM
.....
Yes. It shows a dude buying one for his wife as a Christmas present.

Then she enjoys working out on it.

So you can see the reason everyone is pissed about it.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 09, 2019 06:38 PM (6VvF+)

It IS telling how the Commiecrats had a shitfit about that. However, I DO suspect that if in the commercial a lesbian had bought it for her partner, then the Demunists would be falling all over themselves for praise it.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 09, 2019 06:40 PM (ujg0T)

243 I heard that, but what exactly are they mad about?

....

If you can't see it, well, I just can't even....

OMG!

Okay boomer!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 09, 2019 06:41 PM (6VvF+)

244 86 Wray is pissed!

[snip]

Posted by: MAGA at December 09, 2019 06:13 PM (E+oV2)

_______

Gaslighting from the Director of the Federal Bureau of Matter is the best gaslighting.

Posted by: ShainS at December 09, 2019 06:41 PM (WqPYg)

245 230 217 Was there a controversial Peloton commercial?

I keep missing the outrage du jour
Posted by: McLurkerson at December 09, 2019 06:36 PM

....

Yes. It shows a dude buying one for his wife as a Christmas present.

Then she enjoys working out on it.

So you can see the reason everyone is pissed about it.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 09, 2019 06:38 PM (6VvF+)

The aftermath. She loses two stone, cuts her her stylishly, hits the tanning salon, does some augmentations, and moves in with a DC lobbyist. Peleton.

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 06:41 PM (90T4r)

246 *%&^^$&*(&^*((*&%^%!!!

And that's all I have to say about that.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 09, 2019 06:41 PM (vVOK2)

247 And James Comey sounded like he was going to throw Hillary in jail right up until he let her skate.
Posted by: jsg
----

I listened to Comey's presser, waiting for him to announce the appointment of a prosecutor, and then...and then..."No intent."

I was astounded. It was a 'Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain' moment. 'Just ignore everything I just said'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 09, 2019 06:41 PM (PlZlj)

248
Wow!

These Wray and Horowitz fellows shur knows how to do some damned fine whitewashing!

Posted by: Huck Finn at December 09, 2019 06:41 PM (sy5kK)

249 Even if Trump wins again, does anybody here STILL think we can vote our way out of this?
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 09, 2019 06:27 PM (K3zSe)

Unless Trump declares martial law and arrests the entire Democrat congress? Then no.

And do not think I am being hyperbolic. I am utterly serious.

Someday a future St Augustine will write a City of God using these days as the end of the United States as the saint used 476 as the end of the Roman Empire.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 09, 2019 06:41 PM (Ki5SV)

250 Nadler closing now. he's a big fat lying twat.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 09, 2019 06:42 PM (YG34V)

251 0 Nadler closing now. he's a big fat lying twat.

He still awake?

Posted by: It's me donna at December 09, 2019 06:42 PM (6XlcD)

252 It IS telling how the Commiecrats had a shitfit about that. However, I DO suspect that if in the commercial a lesbian had bought it for her partner, then the Demunists would be falling all over themselves for praise it.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 09, 2019 06:40 PM (ujg0T)

Well, the celebration of traditional decency is so de rigeur.

Perversion is all the rage, doncha know.

/spits.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 09, 2019 06:43 PM (vVOK2)

253 I think it was great that some guy interrupted Fatso Nadler during the kangaroo court and screamed that he was treasonous. More, please.

Posted by: vivi at December 09, 2019 06:43 PM (11H2y)

254 "It will be up to Barr and Durham to prove the criminal intent and methods."

_________________

My head is soaked in kerosene, and I got a box of matches right here.

But I'll wait until those two fail to act before lightin' up.

Posted by: McLurkerson at December 09, 2019 06:43 PM (AIG0e)

255 Second look at secession?
Posted by: McLurkerson at December 09, 2019 06:40 PM (AIG0e)

As an alternative...let's invade Canada !

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 06:43 PM (zr5Kq)

256 250 Nadler closing now. he's a big fat lying twat.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 09, 2019 06:42 PM (YG34V)

That's not nice to say about twats.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 09, 2019 06:43 PM (vVOK2)

257 208. The Supreme Court is acting strangely these days. Refusing to hear a case that a lower court agreed with a pro life group that requiring abortion providers to offer ultrasounds and information on the stage of fetus development and offer to provide audio of baby heartbeat does not compel speech therefore allows lower court ruling to stand and then the notorious RBG personally staying a lower court order to have Trump financial records given to Congress is shocking.

Posted by: Jen the original at December 09, 2019 06:43 PM (SjFj+)

258 What today's report did do was essentially confirm every statement uttered by Nunes, Jordan, and every other Republican and constitutionalist sounding the alarm on matters concerning The Greatest Hoax committed in American History. Horowitz put his spin out there with at least one hand tied behind his back.

Posted by: mrp

What it did do was provide cover for anyone possibly named as a criminal in the future.

"Your honor, my client is innocent. Even the government's IG said no crimes were committed".

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 06:43 PM (fXB+v)

259 A modest proposal: President Pence (2025-2033) has Donald Trump retained as a "President Emeritus", and that such a Cabinet position be created.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 09, 2019 06:38 PM (ujg0T)

Dear Sir, I would bet money that you would be thrown out of graduate school if you said that out loud in class.

Go, Horde!

Posted by: 80's music fan at December 09, 2019 06:43 PM (glGDV)

260 249. I agree. we''re not voting our way out of this.

Posted by: vivi at December 09, 2019 06:43 PM (11H2y)

261 253
I think it was great that some guy interrupted Fatso Nadler during the
kangaroo court and screamed that he was treasonous. More, please.

Posted by: vivi at December 09, 2019 06:43 PM (11H2y)

Except is was an Infowars loon.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 09, 2019 06:43 PM (TLxpZ)

262 "Your honor, my client is innocent. Even the government's IG said no crimes were committed".

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 06:43 PM (fXB+v)

"Bailiff, whack his peepee."

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 09, 2019 06:44 PM (vVOK2)

263 261 253
I think it was great that some guy interrupted Fatso Nadler during the
kangaroo court and screamed that he was treasonous. More, please.

Posted by: vivi at December 09, 2019 06:43 PM (11H2y)

Except is was an Infowars loon.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 09, 2019 06:43 PM (TLxpZ)

Oh well, useful anyway.

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 06:44 PM (90T4r)

264 That's not nice to say about twats.
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 09, 2019 06:43 PM (vVOK2)

Maybe he misspelled "rectum."

Posted by: 80's music fan at December 09, 2019 06:45 PM (glGDV)

265 Except is was an Infowars loon.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 09, 2019 06:43 PM (TLxpZ)

Infowars has a few good people, that British guy Paul Joseph Watson comes to mind.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 09, 2019 06:45 PM (ujg0T)

266 208 SCOTUS refuses challenge to KY abortion law trying to claim showing ultrasound images violates a doctor's free speech rights. Lolgf and bake that cake bigots.

I guess they will have to appeal to the Hawaiian judge, then.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 09, 2019 06:45 PM (dNzKv)

267 Sounds like the IG report was exactly like Comey's on Hillary, name the things that were wrong doing but say no one did these on purpose so it's all good.

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2019 06:39 PM (ZCEU2)

I'm thinking the new standard of "no intent=no crime" should work well when I rob the bank and didn't really intend to take the money and run!

The Smugglers Blues theorem:
"I knew the gun was loaded
but I didn't think he'd kill!"

So there was clearly NO intent, case closed!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 09, 2019 06:45 PM (BiNEL)

268 I wonder how many " retiring" Republicans come back to DC as Deep State, or Big Corporation lobbyists. Or working for some convoluted, murkily funded NGO? DC is a fertile overflowing trough.
Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 06:37 PM (90T4r)

Pretty much all of them

Posted by: blaster at December 09, 2019 06:45 PM (ZfRYq)

269 We are certainly better off with Trump, but if he wins next time around I hope he smashes everything. Otherwise I will be disappointed, but just a little.

Posted by: freakdd at December 09, 2019 06:46 PM (Tnijr)

270 A modest proposal: President Pence (2025-2033) has Donald Trump retained as a "President Emeritus", and that such a Cabinet position be created.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 09, 2019 06:38 PM (ujg0T)

Dear Sir, I would bet money that you would be thrown out of graduate school if you said that out loud in class.

Go, Horde!
Posted by: 80's music fan

Office of President Emeritus

I'll allow it.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 06:46 PM (fXB+v)

271
Seriously.

Keeping your head down until you retire is not a virtue.

Fuck all those people at the FBI who don't like to make waves.

Posted by: RKae at December 09, 2019 06:17 PM (4yrpr)

exactly.

Every FBI agent took an oath, and was given a gun and a badge to uphold the law.

Even if their bosses are the crooks.

So every FBI agent that has ignored the corruption, you ARE the corruption.

YOU. LOOK IN THE MIRROR, ASSWIPE!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 09, 2019 06:46 PM (sy5kK)

272 101
If and possibly there is no Justice in the system any longer then the questions answers it self, doesn't it.

I asked awhile back What Would you do if you believe that there is
no rule of law. I have answered that question for myself and will or
die by that decision.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 09, 2019 06:15 PM (Nv4st)

______

When I get to the point of deciding that crime DOES pay (and have nothing left to lose), I will be targeting only a small demographic. You might call them the collective enemy of the people ...

Posted by: ShainS at December 09, 2019 06:46 PM (WqPYg)

273 Posted by: Jen the original at December 09, 2019 06:43 PM (SjFj+)

Yeh, what's up with this ?

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 09, 2019 06:46 PM (myjNJ)

274 I'd say the impeachment hearings have been a smashing success.

Everyone on both sides of the aisle got their impassioned, outraged video snippet for their newsletters during campaign season.

There is a good reason I should never be elected to the House.

"The Chair recognizes the gentlemen from Tennessee, Mr. Clinger"

"Thank you, Mr. Chairman. Y'all are all f*cking retarded. I yield my remaining time Mr. Chairman."

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 09, 2019 06:46 PM (6VvF+)

275

Want to go insane?

1 hour of Carol of the Bells

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPapkbIU7jo

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 09, 2019 06:46 PM (q+RdX)

276 You know, I don't blame JackStraw for not coming around right now.

I mean, we're being forced to eat a shit sandwich because anyone who works for the federal bureaucracy is a saint second only to Jesus Himself.

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at December 09, 2019 06:47 PM (vPKfA)

277 Please explain to me once again why Comey and everyone in DOJ associated with the Clinton mailserver investigation were not herded off to Guantanamo at gunpoint in Trump's first day in office?

Posted by: JEM at December 09, 2019 06:47 PM (8erNz)

278 I think it was great that some guy interrupted Fatso Nadler during the kangaroo court and screamed that he was treasonous. More, please.
Posted by: vivi at December 09, 2019 06:43 PM (11H2y)

Yup.....I want every loon and crank to come out of the wood work and give these commies a taste of their own ass.

Our corrupt guvmint at work.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 09, 2019 06:47 PM (Z+IKu)

279 Except is was an Infowars loon.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans

Based on results, I'm willing to let this one pass.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 09, 2019 06:47 PM (LOq4H)

280 234 the commercial continues with the wife recording selfies of exercising and telling the husband how she is doing. Feminazis scream she is obviously abused by husband about her weight and appears terrified of him.

Posted by: Jen the original at December 09, 2019 06:47 PM (SjFj+)

281 Regarding the fire on down the line.

Comey was fired, McCabe was acting....

Posted by: blaster at December 09, 2019 06:48 PM (ZfRYq)

282 The DS will keep stacking BS until it topples

Posted by: REDACTED at December 09, 2019 06:49 PM (rpxSz)

283 the commercial continues with the wife recording selfies of exercising and telling the husband how she is doing. Feminazis scream she is obviously abused by husband about her weight and appears terrified of him.
Posted by: Jen the original at December 09, 2019 06:47 PM (SjFj+)

That is their complaint. Lol.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 09, 2019 06:49 PM (85Gof)

284 I'm encouraged by the vindication today of our humble public servants set against an agenda of hate.

Posted by: Peter Strzok at December 09, 2019 06:49 PM (/lXod)

285 I could use some Therapy Tits.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2019 06:16 PM (CjeDS)

______

I believe health care providers are mandated to provide that service now to all federal employees and those in prison (which should, but unfortunately doesn't, include a significant portion of the former).

Posted by: ShainS at December 09, 2019 06:49 PM (WqPYg)

286 "Thank you, Mr. Chairman. Y'all are all f*cking retarded. I yield my remaining time Mr. Chairman."

LOL

Posted by: It's me donna at December 09, 2019 06:50 PM (6XlcD)

287 You know, I don't blame JackStraw for not coming around right now.

==

it's not like people have lives or anything, or better things to do , amirite ??

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 06:50 PM (zr5Kq)

288 Then hammer Huma and Anthony for packing it around for so long and see what new dirt on Hillary they have that comes up in "negotiations" with the U.S. Attorney that has not yet come to light?

Inquiring minds want to know.

Honestly? Statute of limitations. We are 8 years past her time as SoS. SoL is 5 years from when the crime was discovered. The SoL has already expired or will within two years.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 06:40 PM (fXB+v)

Posted by: 80's music fan at December 09, 2019 06:50 PM (glGDV)

289 The Peleton thing. Note the like/dislike ratio and the fact that the comments are turned off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pShKu2icEYw

Posted by: Vanya at December 09, 2019 06:50 PM (U7voe)

290
This morning, Bloomberg Fake News told me that Rudy Guilliani going to Ukraine this week is MORE EVIDENCE of his and the president's guilt.

And, just now, on CBS Fake News, a fake reporter snarked about how wacky it is for Guilliani to do this.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 09, 2019 06:50 PM (q+RdX)

291 The DS will keep stacking BS until it topples

So... never? IMHO, the Deep State is 110% bulletproof.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at December 09, 2019 06:50 PM (bFkYZ)

292 Ben Had, huh?

First, it's ridiculous to believe that Wray was in any way especially "confirmable" vs. any number of other names.

Also, and more important, the idea that the onus for leaving a key national spot unfilled when reasonable nominees are offered will fall on the president is dangerously wrong.

DHS a current example. Trump was told the few qualified available people who totally share his [and a super-majority of the public's] very sensible immigration policy views are DOA in the Senate.

Like key parts of his immigration policy, Trump refuses to "politicize" the issue, including esp. with the GOP - he just rolls over. Kobach, Cuccinelli - oops, can't put people in charge of a key agency who actually are on the same page.

So no, no reason to settle. Unfortunately Trump is at the mercy of Beltway types when it comes to many appointments, probably unavoidable. But the "empty post" argument absolutely needs to be inverted, years ago, and the Trumpentwatters sizzling with agitation against Senator X or Senator Y for blocking a key appointment.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 09, 2019 06:50 PM (El6T/)

293 Nood, but not as much fun as this!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 09, 2019 06:51 PM (BiNEL)

294
"Thank you, Mr. Chairman. Y'all are all f*cking retarded. I yield my remaining time Mr. Chairman."
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
----------
Ah. In the vein of:

“You may all go to hell and I will go to Texas.” -- Davy Crockett

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 09, 2019 06:51 PM (ELw0j)

295 224 John Solomon read the report and says these FISA had 51 violations and 9 false statements.

Ok, then....and the official recommendation.... the FBI should do better.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 09, 2019 06:37 PM (r+sAi)

Couple of training seminars and they'll be right as rain.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 06:51 PM (NWiLs)

296 Yes. It shows a dude buying one for his wife as a Christmas present.

Then she enjoys working out on it.

So you can see the reason everyone is pissed about it.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 09, 2019 06:38 PM (6VvF+)

I heard that, but what exactly are they mad about?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 09, 2019 06:40 PM (85Gof)

That a woman is happy with her man.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 09, 2019 06:51 PM (K3zSe)

297 "Your honor, my client is innocent. Even the government's IG said no crimes were committed".

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 06:43 PM (fXB+v)

Strange, I didn't know the Inspector General was either a Judge, OR a Jury.

Next you'll be telling me that he couldn't find anything wrong in the Epstein suicide case.

Posted by: Don Q at December 09, 2019 06:52 PM (NgKpN)

298 266 208 SCOTUS refuses challenge to KY abortion law trying to claim showing ultrasound images violates a doctor's free speech rights. Lolgf and bake that cake bigots.

------

The Federal government has an entire agency telling doctors what to do.

Posted by: MAGA at December 09, 2019 06:52 PM (E+oV2)

299 "IMHO, the Deep State is 110% bulletproof."

Sadly, I've stopped expecting proof to the contrary.

Posted by: Utility muffin at December 09, 2019 06:52 PM (ldmQR)

300 109
How is the Horde? Crushed, devastated, sickened?

I think
everybody is fine. Its just the confirmation that everything is bad as
you thought it was leads to frustration. People can and are getting away
scot free with an attempted coup. That small tinge of hope that there
will be justice evaporated into the nethers.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 09, 2019 06:17 PM (r+sAi)

_______

I'm also tired of those here complaining about our collective complaining.

Look, if you can't vent justified anger through speech such as in a place like this, you'll eventually explode and take it out on people in your life -- like loved ones, co-workers, etc.

Obviously, the former is a healthier place than the latter.

Posted by: ShainS at December 09, 2019 06:52 PM (WqPYg)

301 I thought the screaming leftwing protesters who repeatedly disrupted the Kavanaugh hearing did Kavanaugh a tremendous favor.

It's for that reason ONLY that I prefer to see no screaming interruptions of Nadler.

I'm no Boy Scout, but I just think it's counterproductive.

Posted by: mnw at December 09, 2019 06:53 PM (Cssks)

302
What it did do was provide cover for anyone possibly named as a criminal in the future.

"Your honor, my client is innocent. Even the government's IG said no crimes were committed".

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 06:43 PM (fXB+v)

=======================
That was my initial concern, too. But the response to that is rock-solid. Nunes, Jordan, et al have been dismissed for months as cranks and conspiricists. No more. The Hoax has been uncovered and confirmed. Horowitz was not charged with conducting a criminal investigation, but to determine WHAT happened, not WHY did it happen. The answer to WHY did this happen is part of Durham's job.

Posted by: mrp at December 09, 2019 06:53 PM (Pqytn)

303 I could use some Therapy Tits.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2019 06:16 PM (CjeDS)

______

I believe health care providers are mandated to provide that service now to all federal employees and those in prison (which should, but unfortunately doesn't, include a significant portion of the former).
Posted by: ShainS at December 09, 2019 06:49 PM (WqPYg)

fine... NSFW :

https://tinyurl.com/n2b6kw8

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 06:53 PM (zr5Kq)

304 The Peloton Ad is just a trigger that leads people to stand up and identify as mentally deranged.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 09, 2019 06:53 PM (hbTkw)

305 289 The Peleton thing. Note the like/dislike ratio and the fact that the comments are turned off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pShKu2icEYw
Posted by: Vanya at December 09, 2019 06:50 PM (U7voe)

A healthy fit wife is a terrorist's hostage.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 09, 2019 06:53 PM (2Qk5a)

306 Thank you, Mr. Chairman. Y'all are all f*cking retarded. I yield my remaining time Mr. Chairman."
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 09, 2019 06:46 PM (6VvF+)

***

I'm thinking you're ready for the Senate!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 09, 2019 06:53 PM (axyOa)

307 A modest proposal: President Pence (2025-2033) has Donald Trump retained as a "President Emeritus", and that such a Cabinet position be created.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 09, 2019 06:38 PM (ujg0T)

Ya know, I really like VP Pence. He seems like a genuinely nice guy. I would worry, though; is he too nice to be President?

Posted by: Emmie at December 09, 2019 06:53 PM (87gB3)

308 283 the commercial continues with the wife recording selfies of exercising and telling the husband how she is doing. Feminazis scream she is obviously abused by husband about her weight and appears terrified of him.
Posted by: Jen the original at December 09, 2019 06:47 PM (SjFj+)

That is their complaint. Lol.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 09, 2019 06:49 PM (85Gof)

actually, they hated it because the wife was hot and skinny already. working out every day just caused the hate to burn more intensely.

oh, and the husband and wife got along, and smile at each other.

can't have that in today's Lefty america.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 09, 2019 06:53 PM (sy5kK)

309
I heard that, but what exactly are they mad about?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 09, 2019 06:40 PM (85Gof)

That a woman is happy with her man.

They *despise* normalcy.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 09, 2019 06:54 PM (hbTkw)

310
Nood.

Holes in the hull of the USS Joey Choo-Choo.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 09, 2019 06:54 PM (pNxlR)

311 So the wife in the commercial wanted a Peleton, asked and received. Oh no! bastard! I mean I can see if she was 3 bills watching TV all day and Hubby says, ta daaaa! Look what I got for you fattie! Hop on it and mix in a salad once and a while. I am so tired of the virtue cops. BTW I think Peleton's are a waste of money. marketing genius but it's a fucking bike with a TV that you paid thousands for. Never seen one of those!

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 09, 2019 06:54 PM (r7Fvf)

312 A Peleton for the wife is like Homer buying Marge a bowling ball, engraved HOMER

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 09, 2019 06:55 PM (7TYNz)

313 It's so stupid I actually wonder if Peloton engineered the whole controversy to make their ad and products go viral.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 09, 2019 06:55 PM (hbTkw)

314 Hereby proposing a new name for the U.S. and the all powerful global state for which it stands:

Administratia.

All opposed say nay and feel free to explain why.

Posted by: Utility muffin at December 09, 2019 06:55 PM (ldmQR)

315 307 A modest proposal: President Pence (2025-2033) has Donald Trump retained as a "President Emeritus", and that such a Cabinet position be created.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 09, 2019 06:38 PM (ujg0T)

Ya know, I really like VP Pence. He seems like a genuinely nice guy. I would worry, though; is he too nice to be President?
Posted by: Emmie at December 09, 2019 06:53 PM (87gB3)

Exactly. President Emeritus will be the "Bully Pulpit" guy, the Fighting Back Against The Slanted Media guy, the Twitter guy. While President Pence can spend time formulating better policy.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 09, 2019 06:56 PM (ujg0T)

316 I get this weird picture in my head of a room full of retards fondling each others balls.

Posted by: wth at December 09, 2019 06:20 PM (v0R5T)

Its gone beyond fondling.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 09, 2019 06:56 PM (VqhL9)

317 Without withholding, no one would have the tax money.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 06:19 PM (fXB+v)

_______

If only the federal government could print trillions as needed ... [just being a jackass, as I know you know this]

Posted by: ShainS at December 09, 2019 06:56 PM (WqPYg)

318 That a woman is happy with her man.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 09, 2019 06:51 PM (K3zSe)

Worse than that, a fit toned woman is pleased that her husband has given her a new and convenient way to remain fit and toned!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 09, 2019 06:56 PM (BiNEL)

319 I continue to digest the OIG Report, and what's striking is how similar it is to the Clinton OIG report, AND how similar both of them are to Comey's original investigation in Clinton.

That is, the players involved lied, failed to follow procedures, broke rules, engaged in abnormal behaviors and processes that resulted in benefit to only Democrats and those in their orbit, misled investigators (and in FISA scenario, the Courts), etc., etc.. AND, therefore there is nothing to see here, and to the extent decisions and outcomes appear unjustified, that's not true because Prosecutorial Discretion.

So, to all the Feds monitoring this site, let me break this down for you:

(1) Everything that was done to Trump and those in hir orbit was not only NOT wrong, but are to be encouraged and repeated.

(2) Future Presidents are highly encouraged to fire existing Dept. heads and to replace them with wild, hard-core partisans. These elected officials should hand-pick career baureocrats for all politically motivated uses of the Fed's awesome surveillance powers against political opponents. And, those gambits should all be rolled up to be managed by the political appointees.

(3) But don't worry, even if you don't follow the rules or even break the law, as long as there is discretionary consensus among the political appointees, everything is fine and there will be no prosecutions, reprimands or other negative consequences whatsoever. In fact, you are highly likely to receive extra private sector compensation through GoFundME, CNN gigs and the like.

In summation, the lesson from 2016 is that there is no lesson. Nothing wrong, and nothing to see here. Please proceed with all due haste to lie, break the law and break the rules for the benefit of the Democrat party.

How far can you stretch the law and the rules? Great question. We've been asking it for years. The answer as of today is, "more than previously tried." Let THAT sink in a minute.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at December 09, 2019 06:57 PM (DRgs8)

320

Proceed to nood

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 09, 2019 06:57 PM (q+RdX)

321 134 I am sorry but anyone arguing that this report helps our side is just wrong.

[snip]

Posted by: blaster at December 09, 2019 06:20 PM (ZfRYq)

______

Agreed. Hannity spent his entire radio show today spinning so hard about how great this report was that I suspect he drilled through to China. It was sickening ... I only kept listening because I was hoping one of his guests would blast him with the consensus opinion of the horde.

Posted by: ShainS at December 09, 2019 06:59 PM (WqPYg)

322 Just as women dress for other women, they work out to look better than other women. And THAT has to piss some fatties off.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 09, 2019 06:59 PM (LOq4H)

323 Your honor, my client is innocent. Even the government's IG said no crimes were committed".

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 06:43 PM (fXB+v)

Strange, I didn't know the Inspector General was either a Judge, OR a Jury.

Next you'll be telling me that he couldn't find anything wrong in the Epstein suicide case.
Posted by: Don Q

No. But that's exactly what Comey or Strozk or Page or Ohr or anyone else will use if they are ever brought into any court for the coup attempt.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 07:00 PM (fXB+v)

324 147
TBF, I'd even appreciate some willing As.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 09, 2019 06:22 PM (1CjJc)

______

LOL. * fistbump *

Posted by: ShainS at December 09, 2019 07:01 PM (WqPYg)

325 No. But that's exactly what Comey or Strozk or Page
or Ohr or anyone else will use if they are ever brought into any court
for the coup attempt.

Posted by: rickb223

Will??!! I give it two days before everyone of those F's is screaming, SEE! SEE! I'm INNOCENT!!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 09, 2019 07:02 PM (LOq4H)

326 170. and his bumper music is surprisingly good. (Levin)

Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2019 07:02 PM (GaIDK)

327 Has anybody called Wray an asswipe yet? ;-)

Posted by: ShainS at December 09, 2019 07:09 PM (WqPYg)

328 No. But that's exactly what Comey or Strozk or Page
or Ohr or anyone else will use if they are ever brought into any court
for the coup attempt.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 07:00 PM (fXB+v)

==============================
Oh, I'm sure they'll do that. Why not? But then they'll have to sign on to the rest of the report, too. The many, many catalogued irregular actions signed off at several levels of authority, all the way up to Rod Rosenstein. That's in the report, too. What ties all of those "irregularities" together? I'd venture that nothing Horowitz has investigated in the past has equaled, much less surpassed, the coordination of so many senior level DOJ-FBI employees for a single objective, while those employees were armed with the most spurious of evidence. Durham now has a big, fat target.

Posted by: mrp at December 09, 2019 07:16 PM (Pqytn)

329 325 No. But that's exactly what Comey or Strozk or Page
or Ohr or anyone else will use if they are ever brought into any court
for the coup attempt.

Posted by: rickb223

Will??!! I give it two days before everyone of those F's is screaming, SEE! SEE! I'm INNOCENT!!
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 09, 2019 07:02 PM (LOq4H)

They already have.

Posted by: Marybeth at December 09, 2019 07:16 PM (4pK1/)

330 Couple of training seminars and they'll be right as rain.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 06:51 PM (NWiLs)

Maybe snarking - but Wray committed to semi annual training for those involved in the FISA process in his letter in response to the IG report.

Posted by: blaster at December 09, 2019 07:24 PM (ZfRYq)

331 Has anybody called Wray an asswipe yet? ;-)
Posted by: ShainS at December 09, 2019 07:09 PM (WqPYg)

I've called him worse

Posted by: Ventura Highway at December 09, 2019 07:31 PM (M+Lyo)

332 There is no such thing as bias !

Posted by: The biased as fuck FBI at December 09, 2019 07:32 PM (M+Lyo)

333 Without subpoena power for the IG report investigators you ain't got sh*t.

Posted by: Alaska Paul at December 09, 2019 08:01 PM (h8qD9)

334 Grant, via executive order, secret clearance.
Then, establish a SCIF, force testimony in front of a grand jury, and redact all classified facts before any sort of release.

Posted by: Gunslinger at December 09, 2019 10:28 PM (0EC+8)

335 Not even James Comey thinks James Comey should have a security clearance.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at December 09, 2019 10:38 PM (Ndje9)

336 The FBI corrupted stooges in their ranks/upper echelon have contracted the clintons incurable conscience/memory diseases that bill and hill have demonstrated in endless testimonies over many decades in office.
Cannot modern cures deal with such devastating such vicious afflictions ?

Posted by: ron n. at December 10, 2019 12:03 AM (3qP6l)

Star Democrat "Witness" Says That Trump Should Be Impeached Because His 8-Year-Old Son Thinks Trump Is a "Bad Person," Then Jumps from the Witness Seat to the Prosecutor's Table and Starts Interrogating Republican Witnesses

He's both the star witness and the prosecuting attorney at today's fake impeachment hearings, because the Democrats have said "YOLO" to constitutional government and civil peace.

First, as an expert witness in the field of Orange Man Bad:

The Democrats' star witness today is literally testifying that Trump should be impeached because his son says he's a "bad person."

YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS UP pic.twitter.com/Cnx3xCqrs9
— Caleb Hull 🎅🏻🎁 (@CalebJHull) December 9, 2019

Then, as a prosecuting attorney badgering Republican witnesses:

Dem counsel Barry Berke, who was first to testify at the House Judiciary Committee hearing, is now on dais questioning witnesses as a staff member of the House Judiciary Committee.

GOPs protesting this, say he can't be witness AND questioner. Biggs says this is "unprecedented." pic.twitter.com/e66ggRjLDn
— Kristina Wong 🎄🇺🇸 (@kristina_wong) December 9, 2019

Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX) on Democratic counsel questing GOP counsel after previously delivering opening statement: "This is not appropriate to have a witness be a questioner of somebody that was a witness when he was...It's just wrong." https://t.co/QF6tEiMaEP pic.twitter.com/5gD9yLbSSO
— CBS Evening News (@CBSEveningNews) December 9, 2019

Bonus:

PICTURED: A low-level government employee making an error, but not doing anything overtly political. pic.twitter.com/1cOqjRjCWm
— Jesse Kelly (@JesseKellyDC) December 9, 2019

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 04:52 PM

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1 It really is like our family court system. Unreal.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 09, 2019 04:54 PM (P0nip)

2 I feel the need for a drink (or two or three) coming on.

Posted by: kathysaysso at December 09, 2019 04:54 PM (vkS2Z)

3 hola chamucos y chamucas

Posted by: Jasper Moore at December 09, 2019 04:54 PM (B+t5k)

4 * honkity, honk-honk *

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 09, 2019 04:54 PM (GPz65)

5 What do they do that's not wrong? Glad Republicans are really standing up for good here. Jesus.

Posted by: Ree at December 09, 2019 04:54 PM (N3yvc)

6 >>Dem counsel Barry Berke, who was first to testify at the House Judiciary
Committee hearing, is now on dais questioning witnesses as a staff
member of the House Judiciary Committee.

- - -

WHAT THE F#$%?!???

Posted by: Lizzy at December 09, 2019 04:54 PM (bDqIh)

7 As a history buff, I can tell you that Stalin didn't stoop this low.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 09, 2019 04:55 PM (YslsA)

8 What is the relevance of that Magna Carta thingy?

Ahh, screw it.

Continue with the witch trials.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 09, 2019 04:55 PM (sy5kK)

9 Barry Berke then gently raised the back of one perfumed wrist to xer forehead and swooned gracefully onto xer fainting couch.

TF I hate these "people."

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 09, 2019 04:56 PM (U7qMl)

10 YOLO is white girl ghetto speak so perfect for most of Congress.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 09, 2019 04:56 PM (P0nip)

11 Wait, what the actual fucking fuckity fuck?

He was a witness and then questioned people?

You. You can't do that.

Well, apparently you can but the fuck.

This is all so insanely stupid.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 09, 2019 04:56 PM (mf5HN)

12 Over the line! Mark it zero. This isnt Nam, Smokey, there are rules.

Aren't there?

Posted by: Regular joe at December 09, 2019 04:57 PM (6/uwW)

13 This whole charade is fucked up

Posted by: It's me donna at December 09, 2019 04:57 PM (6XlcD)

14 He was a witness and then questioned people?

Barri has lots of time on his hands, what with the leaving of the pleasuring of his wife to others. So many, many others.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 09, 2019 04:57 PM (U7qMl)

15 And how much $$ do you want to bet these Demtards in the House get reelected next year?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 09, 2019 04:57 PM (N39Ws)

16 Banana Republic

Posted by: WisRich at December 09, 2019 04:57 PM (G0vdT)

17

Rules don't apply to the left

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 09, 2019 04:57 PM (mpeBU)

18 Are you fucking kidding me?

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 09, 2019 04:58 PM (dUJdY)

19 Don't forget that Berke gets to be the executioner too.

Posted by: Furious George at December 09, 2019 04:58 PM (9vQJW)

20 I wish I could be unsurprised, but somehow I can't. Having a witness also act as an interrogator for other witnesses is unreal.

It's like they're going for "most enraging possible yet still pitch-perfect definition of 'farce'"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 04:58 PM (I2dne)

21 Shocked at this point that there has been literally zero displays of sexual acts.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 09, 2019 04:58 PM (P0nip)

22 General Melchick - I might have the spelling wrong - approves.

Posted by: PabloD at December 09, 2019 04:58 PM (JtLkC)

23
What a day.

They're going to impeach him before Christmas. Durham starts making moves, what say, around July 2020. I've got to find something to care about between now and then.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 09, 2019 04:58 PM (M9ntN)

24 Still struggling to see the end game for the progs here... it's an obvious mockery. They must believe this is so insane the GOP would never turn around and pull this crap on them.
They have a valid point.

Posted by: Inogame at December 09, 2019 04:58 PM (1TU21)

25 13
This whole charade is fucked up

Posted by: It's me donna at December 09, 2019 04:57 PM (6XlcD)

This is kind of the cherry on top of this soup sandwich.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 09, 2019 04:58 PM (1CjJc)

26

Comrades this is how show trials are conducted

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 09, 2019 04:59 PM (mpeBU)

27 Guess Berne is from my and the architect of the impeachment

Posted by: willow at December 09, 2019 04:59 PM (EUZ52)

28
Rush nailed it; this is the trial scene from "Animal House."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2019 04:59 PM (zBaqJ)

29 When crows show up to a freshly planted field to steal the seed, a farmer shoots the first one and sticks it on a pike in the middle of the field as a warning to the others.

Just sayin', it's a tried and true method to keep vermin under control.

Has anyone actually tried it in DC yet?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 09, 2019 04:59 PM (sy5kK)

30
Can we go back to talking about tits and counter factual warfare??

Cuz I see counter factual warfare actually being an issue in the very near future.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 09, 2019 04:59 PM (8XRCm)

31 When will Che Che be testifying?
How about Mary Cloggenstein?

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at December 09, 2019 04:59 PM (aCNZ6)

32 Did he have his clown nose on?

Posted by: dantesed at December 09, 2019 04:59 PM (88xKn)

33 Goddamn clown show.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 05:00 PM (NWiLs)

34 Bird flew by the window, and my cat did a Wile E Coyote from her cat tree into said window.

I've been laughing the past five minutes with her glaring at me.

Posted by: SMH at December 09, 2019 05:00 PM (RU4sa)

35 26 Comrades this is how show trials are conducted
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 09, 2019 04:59 PM (mpeBU)

You realize that after show trials come summary executions...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2019 05:00 PM (zBaqJ)

36 Berke! Frkn phone

Posted by: willow at December 09, 2019 05:00 PM (EUZ52)

37 CNN: AUSTERE CONSTITUTIONAL SCHOLAR

Posted by: Jay in CDA at December 09, 2019 05:00 PM (BmbhR)

38
Rush nailed it; this is the trial scene from "Animal House."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

=======

I don't remember that. I remember the initiation scene, though.

WHACK.

"Thank you, Sir, may I have another?"

Now that seems familiar.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 09, 2019 05:00 PM (M9ntN)

39 Has anyone actually tried it in DC yet?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 09, 2019 04:59 PM (sy5kK)

-----

*stink eye*

Posted by: John F Kennedy at December 09, 2019 05:00 PM (8XRCm)

40 At least both Durham AND Barr came out with strong statements today.

The Daily Wire has a rundown of Barr's.

BREAKING: Attorney General Barr Releases Statement Responding To FISA Report

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 09, 2019 05:00 PM (vEIlU)

41 He was the only guy not playing with his phone.

Posted by: klaftern at December 09, 2019 05:00 PM (RuIsu)

42 It really is just as though they studied the Soviet show trials of the 20's and 30's for hints and tips on procedure.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 09, 2019 05:00 PM (JwHjN)

43 can't add much. Schiuff would have made a swell judge under Stalin. Nadler isn't much better. Imagin e what this hearing would be like if Swallowell were the chairman here

Raskin... repeating the BS they've said before. I gotta turn this off.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 09, 2019 05:00 PM (YG34V)

44 So they are going for good ratings for the clown show?

Posted by: Oldcat at December 09, 2019 05:01 PM (eoQWY)

45 38 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 09, 2019 05:00 PM (M9ntN)

Towards the end when they decide to revoke the Delta House's charter and expel them?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2019 05:01 PM (zBaqJ)

46 Rush nailed it; this is the trial scene from "Animal House."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

----

More like...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4zP7247W7o

"Does the code name 'Sapphire' mean anything to you?"

Posted by: RKae at December 09, 2019 05:01 PM (4yrpr)

47 And the super duper high integrity neverTrumpers still see nothing wrong with this show trial?

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at December 09, 2019 05:01 PM (aCNZ6)

48 Rush nailed it; this is the trial scene from "Animal House."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

------

"....... and rumors that liberties were taken with women. *wink* They were."

Posted by: John F Kennedy at December 09, 2019 05:01 PM (8XRCm)

49 I don't remember that. I remember the initiation scene, though.

WHACK.

"Thank you, Sir, may I have another?"

Now that seems familiar.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 09, 2019 05:00 PM (M9ntN)

This is not who we are. You are sentenced to one remedial Animal House viewing.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 09, 2019 05:01 PM (1CjJc)

50 or was that the NYT with the terrorist that the dog chased down - who can keep track anymore with this sh*t

Posted by: Jay in CDA at December 09, 2019 05:01 PM (BmbhR)

51 The thing is, no matter how much the unexpurgated testimony looks like a raging dumpster fire for the Democrats, they know that the MSM will clean it up for the masses to make it look like OrangeManBad's about to go to the pokey for this.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 09, 2019 05:02 PM (iuFgi)

52 So they are going for good ratings for the clown show?
Posted by: Oldcat at December 09, 2019 05:01 PM (eoQWY)
+++++++++++++++
That ship done sailed.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 05:02 PM (I2dne)

53 DUDE.

Posted by: Franz Kafka at December 09, 2019 05:02 PM (hbTkw)

54 Republican complacency and inaction is allowing this.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 09, 2019 05:02 PM (xfb67)

55 This is the guy who trashed Trump, and when the GOP objected as House members and staffers (Berke is a Donk staff counsel) are not allowed to impugn the motives of the Executive branch, Nadless said witnesses aren't bound by those rules. Yet when the GOP side asked why Berke and Castor hadn't been sworn in, Nadless said Berke wasn't a witness but a staffer giving an opening statement.

Both sides status: Had.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado) at December 09, 2019 05:02 PM (7zQnd)

56 Mr. Berke's compelling testimony and his masterful questioning of the witnesses has convinced me, and I will be voting to remove the President from office.

Posted by: Mitt Romney at December 09, 2019 05:02 PM (9vQJW)

57 53 DUDE.
Posted by: Franz Kafka at December 09, 2019 05:02 PM (hbTkw)

"Jawol?"

- - Roland Freisler

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2019 05:02 PM (zBaqJ)

58 It really is just as though they studied the Soviet show trials of the 20's and 30's for hints and tips on procedure.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365

---

And flavored it with some liberal doses of Kids in the Hall sketches.

...Pun intended.

Posted by: RKae at December 09, 2019 05:02 PM (4yrpr)

59 Take names. They will be needed later.

Posted by: Brother Cavil
Democrats, Media, and Deep State:
Hostis Humani Generis
at December 09, 2019 05:02 PM (Rvlwi)

60 Dem Witness - Orange Man Bad turned me into a Newt!

Posted by: Archer at December 09, 2019 05:03 PM (gmo/4)

61
sok

Posted by: fixerupper at December 09, 2019 05:03 PM (8XRCm)

62 The democrats are scared. I wonder why?

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 09, 2019 05:03 PM (JUOKG)

63 The only thing missing from this hearing are clowns juggling flaming bowling pins, elephants in pink tutu's and an organ grinder with a dancing monkey.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 09, 2019 05:03 PM (VpIIl)

64 45 38 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 09, 2019 05:00 PM (M9ntN)

Towards the end when they decide to revoke the Delta House's charter and expel them?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2019 05:01 PM (zBaqJ)

Senator Blutarsky, where are you when your people need you?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 09, 2019 05:03 PM (sy5kK)

65 "Durham starts making moves, what say, around July 2020."

I'd be surprised if you see Durham move on anything next year. These guys give a new meaning to slow.

Posted by: lowandslow at December 09, 2019 05:03 PM (Mr80f)

66 The same Barry Berke on Diblasio's inaugural committee? Of course it is

Posted by: CN at December 09, 2019 05:03 PM (U7k5w)

67 Rush nailed it; this is the trial scene from "Animal House."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

lol, for a minute there, I thought you said Animal Farm

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 09, 2019 05:03 PM (vEIlU)

68 And the super duper high integrity neverTrumpers still see nothing wrong with this show trial?

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years

----

They're masturbating to it.

Posted by: RKae at December 09, 2019 05:04 PM (4yrpr)

69 Those bastards in Cincinnati are always screwing things up.

Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at December 09, 2019 05:04 PM (RD7QR)

70 A Democrat witness could spend 30 minutes going um, uh, umm and the flatulent MFM would praise the speech.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at December 09, 2019 05:04 PM (aCNZ6)

71 Goddamn clown show.

I think we need raging clown boners on fire in a clown car, but I've misplaced my Style Guide.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 09, 2019 05:04 PM (gd9RK)

72 And the Democrat Party's long, primal scream of anguish goes up a few notches.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Leftovers are The Bachelor's Main Meal! at December 09, 2019 05:04 PM (0QYMt)

73 I think YOLO covers the Dems pretty well at this point. They're even abandoning procedural rules, its just Calvinball all the way down now.

Because they are certain they are right, that Trump is evil, so why bother with the rules since its a foregone conclusion anyway? Just like every leftist tyranny before them. Germany, Soviet Union, Cambodia, all of them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 05:04 PM (KZzsI)

74 Next witness will testify that Trump weighs more than a duck.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 09, 2019 05:04 PM (hbTkw)

75 A travesty of a mockery of two shams.

[Platinum membership to first Moron to ID this - JJ excluded cuz I know he'll know it]

Posted by: rhomboid at December 09, 2019 05:04 PM (El6T/)

76 Rush nailed it; this is the trial scene from "Animal House."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

lol, for a minute there, I thought you said Animal Farm
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 09, 2019 05:03 PM (vEIlU)

The "Pig from Man, Man from Pig" line fits Nadler.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 09, 2019 05:04 PM (eoQWY)

77 63 The only thing missing from this hearing are clowns juggling flaming bowling pins, elephants in pink tutu's and an organ grinder with a dancing monkey.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 09, 2019 05:03 PM (VpIIl)

I believe that happens after the early afternoon break. Gotta keep Progda's ratings up.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 09, 2019 05:04 PM (sy5kK)

78 The only thing missing from this hearing are clowns juggling flaming bowling pins, elephants in pink tutu's and an organ grinder with a dancing monkey.

Posted by: Marcus T

----

And a geek eating live chickens.

Posted by: RKae at December 09, 2019 05:05 PM (4yrpr)

79 So when does the float with "eat me" written on the side stop by?

Posted by: Archer at December 09, 2019 05:05 PM (gmo/4)

80 I'll tune in to watch this shit sandwich if something like this breaks out:

"Such was the case in 1798 when Roger Griswold, a Federalist Congressman from Connecticut got into a heated debate with Matthew Lyon, a Vermont Democratic-Republican. Griswold made the mistake of calling Lyon a scoundrel (a word that was considered profanity at the time). Lyon then spit in Griswold's face and there was no stopping the ensuing melee. Neither Griswold or Lyon believed in the proverb, "forgive and forget". A few weeks later, Griswold attacked Lyon on the Senate floor with a cane and then Lyon went after him with a pair of fire tongs."

https://tinyurl.com/y95v76r6

Posted by: SMH at December 09, 2019 05:05 PM (RU4sa)

81 Those bastards in Cincinnati are always screwing things up.
Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at December 09, 2019 05:04 PM (RD7QR)

Leave the Bengals out of this.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 09, 2019 05:05 PM (eoQWY)

82 So how many fundamentals of our American criminal justice system have been killed by the Democrats so far in order to get Trump?
-- Presumption of innocence
-- Right to face your accuser
-- Client/attorney privilege

What am I forgetting?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 09, 2019 05:05 PM (bDqIh)

83 he's a floor wax and a dessert topping, and we can reference the Hungarian phrasebook sketch from python,

Posted by: gaius martius at December 09, 2019 05:05 PM (hMlTh)

84 The only thing missing from this hearing are clowns juggling flaming bowling pins, elephants in pink tutu's and an organ grinder with a dancing monkey.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 09, 2019 05:03 PM (VpIIl)

and that Schiff thing

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 09, 2019 05:05 PM (vEIlU)

85 Any other Republican president would have either caved by now or said "fuck it. I'm resigning."

Posted by: JoeF. at December 09, 2019 05:05 PM (CqE5x)

86 My evergreen question -

Part 1 - Are there any undecided observers?

If so, Part 2 - Does anyone, anywhere in the country, believe that this spectacle convinces any undecided observer?

Posted by: Tonypete at December 09, 2019 05:05 PM (Y4EXg)

87 What a friggin joke our government is.

One big clown show passion play for our cognitively challenged population.

I can clearly envision the mindless idiots in our country tweeting out #ImpeachFoadyFi before flicking the idiot box over to catch the Kardashian Holiday Special.

Friggin' sick of it, I am.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 09, 2019 05:05 PM (xxCXd)

88 63 The only thing missing from this hearing are clowns juggling flaming bowling pins, elephants in pink tutu's and an organ grinder with a dancing monkey.
Posted by: Marcus T
______________

* perks up at mention of "organ grinder" *

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at December 09, 2019 05:05 PM (9vQJW)

89 Senate GOP should call his son as a witness.

Ask him what Daddy says after he's been drinking.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 09, 2019 05:05 PM (hbTkw)

90 Holy shit. Democrats had Harvey Dent testify as a witness and then as a questioner???

Are the Republicans going to call in Batman?

Posted by: Marcus T at December 09, 2019 05:06 PM (VpIIl)

91 The only solution to this traitorous clown show is a flamethrower.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 09, 2019 05:06 PM (oiW2a)

92 Schiff: My Hearings Are Peak Stupid!!!

Nadler: Hold my beer.

Posted by: JEM at December 09, 2019 05:06 PM (8erNz)

93 Berke was flat out screaming at some one during his "questioning"

Gohmert walked out in disgust.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 09, 2019 05:06 PM (Nv4st)

94 Is that Jesse Kelly pic from the past, or the future?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 09, 2019 05:06 PM (sy5kK)

95 21 Shocked at this point that there has been literally zero displays of sexual acts.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 09, 2019 04:58 PM (P0nip)

[cracks knuckles] Oh, just you wait!

Posted by: That surprising river otter at December 09, 2019 05:06 PM (RD7QR)

96 This "trial" is missing an appearance from Greta Thunberg.

Posted by: RKae at December 09, 2019 05:06 PM (4yrpr)

97 Oh, also:

-- Hearsay in place of actual witness testimony

Posted by: Lizzy at December 09, 2019 05:06 PM (bDqIh)

98 Barry Berke
Jerry Nadler
Adam Schiff

Quite a crew....

Posted by: McCool at December 09, 2019 05:06 PM (KvRqW)

99 Honestly, calling this a clown show is an insult to our profession. We have more dignity than this.

Posted by: Emmett Kelly at December 09, 2019 05:06 PM (5KWnQ)

100 91 The only solution to this traitorous clown show is a flamethrower.

Nadler for Yule Log 2019.

Posted by: JEM at December 09, 2019 05:06 PM (8erNz)

101 And since consulting Miss Cleo about Trump'd motives can be used to create an article of impeachment, have they allowed damning testimony of crimes imagined in somebody's fever dreams as evidence yet?

Posted by: ShainS at December 09, 2019 05:06 PM (Nnl9v)

102 When do the Dems bring in their staff lawyer, name of Vyshinskiy?

Posted by: rhomboid at December 09, 2019 05:07 PM (El6T/)

103 Any other Republican president would have either caved by now or said "fuck it. I'm resigning."

Posted by: JoeF. at December 09, 2019 05:05 PM (CqE5x)

yeah well, I'm waiting for the one that calls in the wet work specialists to remove these insurgents from the planet.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 09, 2019 05:07 PM (9Om/r)

104 I said it before, it's a snark hunt.

When the verdict was called for, the Jury declined,
As the word was so puzzling to spell;
But they ventured to hope that the Snark wouldn't mind
Undertaking that duty as well.

(in the Lewis Carroll poem, the snark takes on all the roles in a trial.)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at December 09, 2019 05:07 PM (LWu6U)

105 96 This "trial" is missing an appearance from Greta Thunberg.

Don't give them any ideas.

On second thought, please do.

Posted by: JEM at December 09, 2019 05:07 PM (8erNz)

106 Why the F!! don't the GOP members just stand up , call this a mockery, and walk out. They are gutless compost.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...willing to pay the price for my children's freedom at December 09, 2019 05:07 PM (Fy0Aq)

107 75 A travesty of a mockery of two shams.

come on guys, let's put these shams to bed

Posted by: REDACTED at December 09, 2019 05:07 PM (rpxSz)

108 I feel the need for a drink (or two or three) coming on.
Posted by: kathysaysso at December 09, 2019 04:54 PM

I'll join you

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2019 05:07 PM (ZCEU2)

109 My hovercraft is full of eels.

Posted by: Archer at December 09, 2019 05:07 PM (gmo/4)

110 21 Shocked at this point that there has been literally zero displays of sexual acts.
____________

Or at least juggling monkeys.

This ludicrous shit is beyond parody.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 09, 2019 05:07 PM (k4dH2)

111 I still hope Nadler will spontaneously combust and turn into a grease fire that will burn through this term and the next Trump term.
The stench will make the Congress building unusable.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at December 09, 2019 05:07 PM (aCNZ6)

112 My hovercraft is STILL full of eels!

Posted by: klaftern at December 09, 2019 05:07 PM (RuIsu)

113 What is less than a nothing burger?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 09, 2019 05:07 PM (BiNEL)

114 A Democrat witness could spend 30 minutes going um, uh, umm and the flatulent MFM would praise the speech.

"worked great for me!"
--Barry O'Bama

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 05:08 PM (KZzsI)

115 >>
The only thing missing from this hearing are clowns juggling flaming
bowling pins, elephants in pink tutu's and an organ grinder with a
dancing monkey.
- - -
And moody teen girls declaring they saw Goody Melania in the forest consorting with witches to get Trump elected, and then flailing about due to demonic possession.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 09, 2019 05:08 PM (bDqIh)

116 This "trial" is missing an appearance from Greta Thunberg.

https://tinyurl.com/uj3l8cp

HOW DARE YOU!!!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 09, 2019 05:08 PM (I2/tG)

117 I for one am not going to comment here while you impugn the United States of America.

[commence humming of Battle Hymn of the Republic]

Posted by: rhomboid at December 09, 2019 05:08 PM (El6T/)

118 What is less than a nothing burger?

Jr. Nothing Burger

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 09, 2019 05:09 PM (hbTkw)

119 Let's go back to my place: Bouncy bouncy!

Posted by: klaftern at December 09, 2019 05:09 PM (RuIsu)

120 112 My hovercraft is STILL full of eels!
Posted by: klaftern at December 09, 2019 05:07 PM (RuIsu)

turbot charged

Posted by: REDACTED at December 09, 2019 05:09 PM (rpxSz)

121 111 I still hope Nadler will spontaneously combust and turn into a grease fire that will burn through this term and the next Trump term.
The stench will make the Congress building unusable.

The Democrats will carry him through all fifty states.

Posted by: JEM at December 09, 2019 05:09 PM (8erNz)

122 At what point do the Democrats just curl up in the fetal position on the floor and shout at us to stop telling them to calm down?

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at December 09, 2019 05:09 PM (jp0Bv)

123 113, less than a nothingburger? One of those veggie fake meat burgers.

Posted by: henry at December 09, 2019 05:09 PM (J3Rfi)

124 >>What is less than a nothing burger?
The emperor's new clothes?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 09, 2019 05:10 PM (bDqIh)

125 So by Horowitz logic anyone agreeing with me is not committing anything political, so I don't really see anything here political.

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2019 05:10 PM (ZCEU2)

126 118 What is less than a nothing burger?

Jr. Nothing Burger

Impossible Nothing Burger.

Posted by: JEM at December 09, 2019 05:10 PM (8erNz)

127 Its coming

Rough beast

Slouching towards

US

Posted by: simplemind at December 09, 2019 05:10 PM (EoQ9D)

128 HOW DARE YOU!

Posted by: Greta Thunberg (D-CT) at December 09, 2019 05:10 PM (cGJ7O)

129 Nadler is even more hapless than Schiff so no surprise this nonsense is going on.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 05:10 PM (KZzsI)

130 At least he wasn't judge, jury and executioner.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 09, 2019 05:10 PM (+y/Ru)

131 And remember folks, the only reason we got this shit show is because the Dems took the House, most likely on the strength of the Mueller Investigation that was the end result of the plan put in motion by the FISA reports which we found out TODAY were BULLSHIT.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 09, 2019 05:10 PM (CqE5x)

132 All this hearing is missing is that kid from Star trek TOS playing a judge and saying, "Bonk, bonk! On the head. Bonk, bonk!"

Posted by: Archer at December 09, 2019 05:11 PM (gmo/4)

133 I hope Trump voters in those 31 districts that flipped are bombarding their congresshit's office. Actually their offices should be occupied by protestors round the clock.

Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2019 05:11 PM (GaIDK)

134 Oh and, What? couldn't they guy ask AND answer his own questions on time he yielded to himself? If you're gonna be a bear, be a grizzly!

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at December 09, 2019 05:11 PM (jp0Bv)

135 If the Founders of this here Republic and signers of the Declaration of Independence were alive now, they would already be shooting.

We are a nation of middle class weenies. We will wring our hands and pontificate and say internet tough guy things and do nothing.

I know I won't do much. Send Trump money, I suppose.

What a sad clusterf*ck. What a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at December 09, 2019 05:11 PM (vcOmj)

136 The star witness / prosecutor is Barry Berke, who's on sabbatical from a B list corporate law firm

I suspect he had to make a big donation to get this gig. Like Major League Baseball summer camp

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 09, 2019 05:11 PM (7TYNz)

137 yes, it's beyond parody, also the mountaineering sketch with the two kilimanjaros,

Posted by: gaius martius at December 09, 2019 05:11 PM (hMlTh)

138
OT, wow, Russia banned from the 2020 Olympics for doping.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 09, 2019 05:11 PM (M9ntN)

139 Ugh...

@WashTimes 12m

Grandson of George H.W. Bush launches bid for Congress

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 09, 2019 05:12 PM (GPz65)

140 All this hearing is missing is that kid from Star trek TOS playing a judge and saying, "Bonk, bonk! On the head. Bonk, bonk!"

It needs a group of black men dressed as gorillas hooting like apes at the Republican.

I still cannot believe that this was put into a movie these days.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 05:12 PM (KZzsI)

141 Worse than Gay Divorce Court.

Posted by: wth at December 09, 2019 05:12 PM (v0R5T)

142 If you ever think perhaps you've been a little harsh on the IQ of your fellow citizens, I can cure that. (warning for language). Also, MOOSE!

https://tinyurl.com/qpcjmc2

Posted by: pep at December 09, 2019 05:12 PM (T6t7i)

143 Isn't there a bugs bunny cartoon where Bugs plays all the parts of witness, attorney and judge?

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 09, 2019 05:12 PM (oiW2a)

144 116
This "trial" is missing an appearance from Greta Thunberg.

https://tinyurl.com/uj3l8cp

HOW DARE YOU!!!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 09, 2019 05:08 PM (I2/tG)

No. No. That ain't dancing, Sally . . . you stink.

Posted by: Kramer at December 09, 2019 05:12 PM (1CjJc)

145 so how TF could Horowitz conclude CH was opened properly?

Nunes has said there was no official intel on which it was based [he repeated this yesterday].

What was the basis for opening the whole thing??

Posted by: rhomboid at December 09, 2019 05:13 PM (El6T/)

146 132 All this hearing is missing is that kid from Star trek TOS playing a judge and saying, "Bonk, bonk! On the head. Bonk, bonk!"
Posted by: Archer at December 09, 2019 05:11 PM (gmo/4)

*checks schedule*

Oh, that's tomorrow.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 09, 2019 05:13 PM (sy5kK)

147 And remember folks, the only reason we got this shit show is because the Dems took the House, most likely on the strength of the Mueller Investigation that was the end result of the plan put in motion by the FISA reports which we found out TODAY were BULLSHIT.
=====
Cackle

*Shart*

that's how you meddle in elections!

Posted by: H=>! at December 09, 2019 05:13 PM (aEeVh)

148 7 Its coming

Rough beast

Slouching towards

US
Posted by: simplemind at December 09, 2019 05:10 PM

I agree

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 09, 2019 05:13 PM (7bcfy)

149 If the Democrats were deliberately trying to sink this impeachment, what would they be doing differently?

(I'm no sure if what I wrote is a joke or a serious take on their "strategy".)

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Leftovers are The Bachelor's Main Meal! at December 09, 2019 05:13 PM (0QYMt)

150 Grandson of George H.W. Bush launches bid for Congress
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 09, 2019 05:12 PM (GPz65)

George P. ?

He's as good as elected.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 09, 2019 05:13 PM (CqE5x)

151 yes, it's beyond parody, also the mountaineering sketch with the two kilimanjaros,
Posted by: gaius martius at December 09, 2019 05:11 PM (hMlTh)

"The purpose of this expedition is to look for traces of the last expedition....it was building a bridge between the two peaks"

Posted by: Oldcat at December 09, 2019 05:13 PM (eoQWY)

152 138, Russia banned for doping? They sure turned the Dems and media into dopes.

Posted by: henry at December 09, 2019 05:13 PM (J3Rfi)

153 One of those veggie fake meat burgers.

OK, this is a new theory so I'm just trying it out on y'all.

Vegos think that meat is morally wrong. So they make fake stuff taste like meat.

Isn't that like this isn't really kiddie pron because the girl is only supposed to look 14? The actress has fake ID saying she's almost 18.

If meat is bad why aspire to the meatlike?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 09, 2019 05:13 PM (gd9RK)

154
Republicans should have walked out after this stunt.
Let the Democrats do this shit alone.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 09, 2019 05:13 PM (q+RdX)

155 Let me tell y'all a story that happened when I first arrived in TN, no it not about "Jed". The State government, GOP controlled (Don't go there), was looking to pass a "State Income Tax". They were getting ready to vote it thru. A local talk radio DJ caught wind of it, and blasted it over the airwaves. Every farmer in driving distance drove to the state capitol in their F-150 and surrounded the place. They were "Scared" and decided not to vote for the state income tax.We must do something similar. Pick a date and have Deplorable Trump Supporters drive in mass to D.C., and flood the streets, block the roads with vehicles. Fill up the Starbucks, restaurants and bars. Gridlock on a city wide level. Put the fear of GOD in them! It could happen!

Posted by: Paladin at December 09, 2019 05:14 PM (quX0S)

156 Have you no sense of decency, Sir?

Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at December 09, 2019 05:14 PM (EMi53)

157 I see Comey is out there "crowing" about the FBI being exonerated...Keep it up Jimmy boy

Posted by: It's me donna at December 09, 2019 05:14 PM (6XlcD)

158 OT, wow, Russia banned from the 2020 Olympics for doping.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 09, 2019 05:11 PM (M9ntN)

Is not doping. Transitioning entire team. Males to females. Females to males. You who is the stupidinski. Nyet?

Posted by: Russia at December 09, 2019 05:14 PM (gmo/4)

159 George P. ?

Are they just going down the alphabet? George Q, George R, and George S were all planning on campaigns as well!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 05:14 PM (KZzsI)

160 Grandson of George H.W. Bush launches bid for Congress
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 09, 2019 05:12 PM (GPz65)

George P. ?

He's as good as elected.
Posted by: JoeF. at December 09, 2019 05:13 PM (CqE5x)

He was an outspoken supporter of Trump .

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 09, 2019 05:14 PM (oiW2a)

161 OT, wow, Russia banned from the 2020 Olympics for doping.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 09, 2019 05:11 PM (M9ntN)

Can't have the transwomen beaten by regular old cheating women.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 09, 2019 05:15 PM (eoQWY)

162 Hillary's Elf on the Shelf

https://tinyurl.com/rsgzjfr

Posted by: SMH at December 09, 2019 05:15 PM (RU4sa)

163 One America News has been doing a little digging it appears. Apparently Graham, McCain (before he was mort) and several others are neck deep in a money laundering scheme involving the Ukraine.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 09, 2019 05:15 PM (dUJdY)

164 He was an outspoken supporter of Trump .
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 09, 2019 05:14 PM (oiW2a)

What??

Was he disowned by the family?

Posted by: JoeF. at December 09, 2019 05:15 PM (CqE5x)

165 139 Ugh...

@WashTimes 12m

Grandson of George H.W. Bush launches bid for Congress
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 09, 2019 05:12 PM (GPz65)

So, what's my next step again, Uncle Jeb?

Posted by: Pierce Bush at December 09, 2019 05:15 PM (sy5kK)

166 Le Sigh

Posted by: Henri, le Chat Noir at December 09, 2019 05:15 PM (cGJ7O)

167 George P. ?

---
No, Pierce. I don't know maybe it is Pierce G.

Posted by: G at December 09, 2019 05:15 PM (5NMZN)

168 I'm halfway expecting the jackass asking a question to then run over to the witness table and answer it then going back to ask another one....

Posted by: Pliney at December 09, 2019 05:16 PM (nzKWW)

169 Isn't that like this isn't really kiddie pron because the girl is only supposed to look 14? The actress has fake ID saying she's almost 18.

Yeah, the guy who hates pedos, but loves watching porn starring 20-something girls in pigtails and a girl scout dress.

If you don't like meat, why do you keep pretending???

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 05:16 PM (KZzsI)

170 12am back of Stike Deep Bowling Alley parking lot.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 09, 2019 05:16 PM (jKBVK)

171 Posted by: Paladin at December 09, 2019 05:14 PM (quX0S)

We did that in, what was it, 2009? The tea party.
The republicans were against us too.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 09, 2019 05:16 PM (7bcfy)

172 (a) Everything must be done to advance relative strength of USSR as factor in international society. Conversely, no opportunity most be missed to reduce strength and influence, collectively as well as individually, of capitalist powers.

From George Kenna's Long Telegraph, Feb. 22, 1946.

The Democrat Party is accomplishing for Russia what they never could for themselves.

(b) Soviet efforts, and those of Russia's friends abroad, must be directed toward deepening and exploiting of differences and conflicts between capitalist powers. If these eventually deepen into an "imperialist" war, this war must be turned into revolutionary upheavals within the various capitalist countries.

(c) "Democratic-progressive" elements abroad are to be utilized to maximum to bring pressure to bear on capitalist governments along lines agreeable to Soviet interests.

Posted by: JC. Just JC. at December 09, 2019 05:16 PM (377Zs)

173 Shocked at this point that there has been literally zero displays of sexual acts.
Posted by: squirrelly dan

I want to see fisticuffs and talliwackers. .

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 05:16 PM (fXB+v)

174 These people have been reading too much Kafka.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2019 05:16 PM (CjeDS)

175 One America News has been doing a little digging it appears. Apparently Graham, McCain (before he was mort) and several others are neck deep in a money laundering scheme involving the Ukraine.
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 09, 2019 05:15 PM (dUJdY)

Lindsey, you did good during Kavanaugh, but you gotta go now

Posted by: JoeF. at December 09, 2019 05:16 PM (CqE5x)

176 Have you no sense of decency, Sir?

And Ted Lieu noted that none of the members of the committee could conduct foreign policy?

Right, that is the sole province of the President.

NONE of the people on the dais were elected by the People of the United states. Donald J. Trump was.

You are not President Ted, you are just a dumb congressman.

Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at December 09, 2019 05:16 PM (EMi53)

177 One of those veggie fake meat burgers.

OK, this is a new theory so I'm just trying it out on y'all.

Vegos think that meat is morally wrong. So they make fake stuff taste like meat.

Isn't that like this isn't really kiddie pron because the girl is only supposed to look 14? The actress has fake ID saying she's almost 18.

If meat is bad why aspire to the meatlike?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 09, 2019 05:13 PM (gd9RK)

They don't want US to have meat. They will still get meat when they want it.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 09, 2019 05:16 PM (eoQWY)

178 OT, wow, Russia banned from the 2020 Olympics for doping.

Seems like they have a pretty good case to make that a boy taking chemicals to pretend he's a girl and compete as one is doping as well.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 05:16 PM (KZzsI)

179 What??

Was he disowned by the family?
Posted by: JoeF. at December 09, 2019 05:15 PM (CqE5x)

Obviously it was after Trump won the nomination but still.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 09, 2019 05:17 PM (oiW2a)

180 156 Have you no sense of decency, Sir?
Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at December 09, 2019 05:14 PM (EMi53)

None whatsoever! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by: That surprising river otter at December 09, 2019 05:17 PM (RD7QR)

181 163 and people wondered why Graham was so loyal to McCain.

Posted by: Jen the original at December 09, 2019 05:17 PM (I3OPu)

182 Speaking of dancing Greta, she turns 17 next month and looks 13.

Are her parents giving her puberty-blocking drugs or something?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 09, 2019 05:17 PM (I2/tG)

183 My mom was involved in mine-related litigation in Kentucky about 30 years ago. The plaintiff (she was the defendant) was irked at being barred from conversations in chambers and so he fired his lawyer and represented himself.

When it came time to testify, he swore in and gave a brief statement. He then got out of the box, asked the empty box a question, got back in the box and answered it. Then rinse and repeat.

That is less farcical than this.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 05:17 PM (I2dne)

184 >>If meat is bad why aspire to the meatlike?

Because they craving for meat doesn't go away.
They still want to eat a burger/steak/BLT whatever, but are philosophically opposed to it

Posted by: Lizzy at December 09, 2019 05:17 PM (bDqIh)

185 >>12am back of Stike Deep Bowling Alley parking lot.

Ver is da monies, Lebowski?

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2019 05:17 PM (CjeDS)

186 Actually, Mueller scandal [that's what it was, from establishment to conduct to report] was rationalized by CH "investigation", I just asked the universe how TF Horowitz could conclude that effort was adequately "predicated" when Nunes has claimed there was no official intel involved.

And FISA came just a bit after. CH started it all.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 09, 2019 05:18 PM (El6T/)

187 167 George P. ?

---
No, Pierce. I don't know maybe it is Pierce G.
Posted by: G at December 09, 2019 05:15 PM (5NMZN)

George P. is Jeb's son and is part Hispanic. This Pierce guy is Neil's son and a ginger.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 09, 2019 05:18 PM (Ez6QX)

188 One America News has been doing a little digging it appears. Apparently Graham, McCain (before he was mort) and several others are neck deep in a money laundering scheme involving the Ukraine.
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 09, 2019 05:15 PM (dUJdY)

Lindsey, you did good during Kavanaugh, but you gotta go now
Posted by: JoeF. at December 09, 2019 05:16 PM (CqE5x)

Not much surprise here. Dead meat draws all sorts of flies.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 09, 2019 05:18 PM (eoQWY)

189 Grandson of George H.W. Bush launches bid for Congress

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Continuing the family tradition of doing nothing by nobodies.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 09, 2019 05:18 PM (+y/Ru)

190 I got a hankering for a big fat Chalupa after seeing that clip.

Posted by: Fritz at December 09, 2019 05:18 PM (zD38/)

191 What about the fact that Democrats are bad people? As in thieves, rapists and murderers.

Posted by: Chris M at December 09, 2019 05:18 PM (eAZVt)

192 organ grinder, that's a democrat with a chipped front tooth right?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 09, 2019 05:18 PM (KP5rU)

193 What was the basis for opening the whole thing??

Posted by: rhomboid

You were expecting Horowitz to solve this problem?

Well, we could always petition the Lord with prayer.

Petition the Lord with prayer!!

You cannot petition the Lord with prayer!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4_uu4W6IjY

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at December 09, 2019 05:18 PM (vcOmj)

194 184
>>If meat is bad why aspire to the meatlike?

Because they craving for meat doesn't go away.
They still want to eat a burger/steak/BLT whatever, but are philosophically opposed to it

Posted by: Lizzy

Ya know, this prime rib is fantastic. It tastes just like a turnip.

Posted by: Said no one, ever at December 09, 2019 05:19 PM (T6t7i)

195 >>If meat is bad why aspire to the meatlike?
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I always asked this of men-hating dykes who get off on realistic-looking dildos that look like a penis

Posted by: JoeF. at December 09, 2019 05:19 PM (CqE5x)

196
If meat is bad why aspire to the meatlike?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 09, 2019 05:13 PM (gd9RK)

They don't want US to have meat. They will still get meat when they want it.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 09, 2019 05:16 PM (eoQWY)

You can't have your pudding if you don't eat your meat!

Posted by: Pink Floyd at December 09, 2019 05:19 PM (sy5kK)

197 Speaking of dancing Greta, she turns 17 next month and looks 13.

Well she's really short and the braids don't help. Plus she's got a childish level of maturity and pouty delivery.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 05:19 PM (KZzsI)

198 Apparently Graham, McCain (before he was mort) and several others are neck deep in a money laundering scheme involving the Ukraine.
=======
Ukraine was a kickback machine.

They're all up to eyeballs in it.

Congress voted them stuff and Ukraine kicked back cash and prizes.

Freakin - Klobuchar - a back bench liberal from Minnesota is up to her eyeballs in it. You can bet the tall hogs at the trough got theirs, from both parties.

Posted by: simplemind at December 09, 2019 05:19 PM (6S0qZ)

199 Posted by: Jen the original at December 09, 2019 05:17 PM (I3OPu)

Well, now we know. And I think there's more.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 09, 2019 05:19 PM (dUJdY)

200 He then got out of the box, asked the empty box a question, got back in the box and answered it.

https://tinyurl.com/rv66n5k

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 09, 2019 05:20 PM (I2/tG)

201 Apparently Graham, McCain (before he was mort) and
several others are neck deep in a money laundering scheme involving the
Ukraine.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 09, 2019 05:15 PM (dUJdY)

McCain, sure. Graham, it is no surprise, since he had his head up McCain's ass for so long.

Posted by: Kramer at December 09, 2019 05:20 PM (1CjJc)

202 Welcome to the new American justice. The country has fewer legal protections than Zimbabwe: if They can do this to the President, what can't they do to you?

At least fewer non-lunatics are taking the court system seriously. Every day "rule of lawyer" erodes just a little further in legitimacy. Absolutely wonderful.

Posted by: trev006 at December 09, 2019 05:20 PM (6OzV/)

203 OT, wow, Russia banned from the 2020 Olympics for doping.

Seems like they have a pretty good case to make that a boy taking chemicals to pretend he's a girl and compete as one is doping as well.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Crap. There goes the East German's every team.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 05:20 PM (fXB+v)

204 No, Pierce. I don't know maybe it is Pierce G.
Posted by: G at December 09, 2019 05:15 PM (5NMZN)

George P. is Jeb's son and is part Hispanic. This Pierce guy is Neil's son and a ginger.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 09, 2019 05:18 PM (Ez6QX)

So Pierre is the "Kennedyesque" Bush?

Posted by: JoeF. at December 09, 2019 05:20 PM (CqE5x)

205 The only thing missing from this hearing are clowns juggling flaming bowling pins, elephants in pink tutu's and an organ grinder with a dancing monkey.

Posted by: Marcus T

----

And a geek eating live chickens.

Posted by: RKae at December 09, 2019 05:05 PM (4yrpr)
..........

a two-headed baby in a jar on the podium would also be a nice touch.

Posted by: wth at December 09, 2019 05:20 PM (v0R5T)

206 San Francisco streets getting a good cleaning off today.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 09, 2019 05:21 PM (vEIlU)

207 >>Are her parents giving her puberty-blocking drugs or something?Sounds like she regularly starves herself because there are so few foods she eats, and she is very particular (OCD) about how they are served and/or packaged. One thing is off and she refuses to eat.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 09, 2019 05:21 PM (bDqIh)

208 I keep expecting Lionel Hutz to make an appearance as a Democratic prosecuting attorney.

Posted by: zombie at December 09, 2019 05:21 PM (fK2gX)

209 Just waiting for 6pm for Levin, it might be his last show because I'm not sure he will live through it. I am praying he does, I like his nightly shows.

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2019 05:21 PM (ZCEU2)

210 This hearing gets Three Kangaroos.

Posted by: FloridaMan at December 09, 2019 05:21 PM (r28kI)

211 "You were given the choice between law and dishonor. Youchose dishonor andyou will have no law."

-- Shit some old, white dude probably said once

Posted by: ShainS at December 09, 2019 05:21 PM (3388M)

212 Because they craving for meat doesn't go away.
They still want to eat a burger/steak/BLT whatever, but are philosophically opposed to it

They want YOU to eat their soy crap so they're showing YOU that you won't miss meat.

Posted by: dagny at December 09, 2019 05:21 PM (nRWPy)

213 Crap. There goes the East German's every team.

They should apologize to those old athletes, apparently they were just ahead of their time.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 05:21 PM (KZzsI)

214 McCain, sure. Graham, it is no surprise, since he had his head up McCain's ass for so long.

Posted by: Kramer at December 09, 2019 05:20 PM (1CjJc)

Where the train goes, so does the caboose .

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 09, 2019 05:21 PM (9Om/r)

215 Hey, isn't Berke one of deBlasio's lawyers? Of Kramer, Levin, and Natalis?

Posted by: trev006 at December 09, 2019 05:22 PM (6OzV/)

216
Ukraine was a kickback machine.

They're all up to eyeballs in it.

Congress voted them stuff and Ukraine kicked back cash and prizes.

Freakin - Klobuchar - a back bench liberal from Minnesota is up to her eyeballs in it. You can bet the tall hogs at the trough got theirs, from both parties.

Might be time to break that shit wide open before the Swamp can rally on both sides of the aisle and get Donald gone to save themselves.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 09, 2019 05:22 PM (hbTkw)

217 OT, wow, Russia banned from the 2020 Olympics for doping.
-----------------------------------------------------------------
In other words, they meddled and tried to influence the outcome of the Olympic games....

Posted by: JoeF. at December 09, 2019 05:22 PM (CqE5x)

218 There goes the East German's every team.

Mein Fuhrer ..

Posted by: Grump928(C) tugs collar at December 09, 2019 05:22 PM (cGJ7O)

219 George P. is Jeb's son and is part Hispanic. This Pierce guy is Neil's son and a ginger.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 09, 2019 05:18 PM (Ez6QX)

Okay never mind . It was George P who supported Trump after the nomination. I don't know about the ginger.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 09, 2019 05:22 PM (oiW2a)

220 Sounds like she regularly starves herself because there are so few foods she eats, and she is very particular (OCD) about how they are served and/or packaged. One thing is off and she refuses to eat.

In the past this is the kind of girl that would either damn well learn to cope or die. My cat is finicky sometimes too, but eventually he eats what we give him.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 05:22 PM (KZzsI)

221 Posted by: Lizzy at December 09, 2019 05:21 PM (bDqIh)

She's obviously insane.

Posted by: dagny at December 09, 2019 05:22 PM (nRWPy)

222 These people are a fucking joke.

Oh, really, Mr Gohmert, this is "just wrong"?

Here's a thought- why don't you nutless, treasonous bastards get up, drag Berke out of his seat and beat him into a coma? Or, at the very least, walk the fuck out en masse?

Good God, the GOP is doing everything in its power to destroy Trump.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 09, 2019 05:22 PM (Ki5SV)

223 201 Apparently Graham, McCain (before he was mort) and
several others are neck deep in a money laundering scheme involving the
Ukraine.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 09, 2019 05:15 PM (dUJdY)

McCain, sure. Graham, it is no surprise, since he had his head up McCain's ass for so long.
Posted by: Kramer at December 09, 2019 05:20 PM (1CjJc)
---------

Makes more sense now why they were such foreign interventionists. Intervention meant financial military aid which meant kickbacks.

Posted by: WisRich at December 09, 2019 05:23 PM (G0vdT)

224 206 San Francisco streets getting a good cleaning off today.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 09, 2019 05:21 PM (vEIlU)

Not for long.

It's Monday, so it's dark beer and chili night in SF.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 09, 2019 05:23 PM (sy5kK)

225 The OAN report on Ukraine did not offer specifics of any evidence about $$$ involving any American figures, IIRC. That one I am treating with caution.

But if Chanel Rion wants to schedule a series of private briefings about it, I think I can find the time. Open minded.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 09, 2019 05:23 PM (El6T/)

226 Dancing Greta?

Why do I imagine a dropped marionette?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 09, 2019 05:23 PM (U7qMl)

227 Impeachment based on feelings, opinions and presumptions.

Facts and evidence mean nothing to Democrats.

Posted by: Czech Chick at December 09, 2019 05:23 PM (J9wxX)

228 Well, if the Olympics can ban you for doping, what about all those tranny athletes setting Women's World Records?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 09, 2019 05:23 PM (hbTkw)

229 Star Democrat "Witness" Says That Trump Should Be Impeached Because His 8-Year-Old Son Thinks Trump Is a "Bad Person,"
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Now we know where CheChe ended up.

Posted by: bluebell at December 09, 2019 05:23 PM (/669Q)

230 210
This hearing gets Three Kangaroos.

Posted by: FloridaMan at December 09, 2019 05:21 PM (r28kI)

________

"Here, hold our nooses." -- Star Chamber and High-Tech Lynchings local 724

Posted by: ShainS at December 09, 2019 05:23 PM (3388M)

231 Jewells, yeah, a whole lot more.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 09, 2019 05:24 PM (Nv4st)

232 Might be time to break that shit wide open before the Swamp can rally on both sides of the aisle and get Donald gone to save themselves.
=====
This is why the decided to push impeachment.

this is why they are doing it fast.

They will bribe and blackmail until they get the votes.

Posted by: simplemind at December 09, 2019 05:24 PM (3+bkj)

233 Crossing the streams:

Next article of impeachment will be that Trump has too much of a "carbon footprint," with Greta Thunberg arguing the case to the Judiciary Committee: "Mr. Trump, how DARE you inhale and exhale!"

Posted by: zombie at December 09, 2019 05:24 PM (fK2gX)

234 Well, if the Olympics can ban you for doping, what about all those tranny athletes setting Women's World Records?

"They are all welcome to compete however they choose in our new, open, tolerant Olympics, h8er!!!"
--IOC

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 05:24 PM (KZzsI)

235 Speaking of dancing Greta, she turns 17 next month and looks 13.

Are her parents giving her puberty-blocking drugs or something?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 09, 2019 05:17 PM (I2/tG)
+++++++++++
At least I don't live in San Francisco:
https://tinyurl.com/t4726rb

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 05:25 PM (I2dne)

236 the field of Orange Man Bad:

He's so bad he's Chartreuse now.

Posted by: DaveA at December 09, 2019 05:26 PM (FhXTo)

237 My founding fathers can beat your fondling fathers.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 09, 2019 05:26 PM (jKBVK)

238 Impeachment based on feelings, opinions and presumptions.

Facts and evidence mean nothing to Democrats.
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if we're being honest with ourselves, these days, that's how most juries roll.

Posted by: simplemind at December 09, 2019 05:26 PM (7P7NR)

239 At least I don't live in San Francisco:
https://tinyurl.com/t4726rb
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 05:25 PM (I2dne)

They have stolen my childhood and my dreams! And any chance I had of getting to sleep tonight!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 09, 2019 05:26 PM (U7qMl)

240 What the living F kind of name is Chanel Rion? It sounds like something from a Soap Opera or Harlequin Romance novel.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 05:26 PM (KZzsI)

241 75 A travesty of a mockery of two shams.
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Hello? Nobody?

Bananas!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 09, 2019 05:26 PM (Dc2NZ)

242 Good God, the GOP is doing everything in its power to destroy Trump.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 09, 2019 05:22 PM (Ki5SV)

And get lots of foreign graft money...If the Biden's can do it, we can too.

Posted by: GOP betters want graft at December 09, 2019 05:27 PM (U7k5w)

243 Willow!
https://tinyurl.com/u4yugkh

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 09, 2019 05:27 PM (yfoZs)

244 San Francisco streets getting a good cleaning off today.

Scat Francisco.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 09, 2019 05:27 PM (hbTkw)

245 Makes more sense now why they were such foreign
interventionists. Intervention meant financial military aid which meant
kickbacks.

Posted by: WisRich at December 09, 2019 05:23 PM (G0vdT)

Graham is an interesting turn. I presumed that Trump had no leverage over the GOP in this impeachment circus, and I assumed (yeah, I know) that the GOP would act honorably and call it like it is, a farce, in the Senate.

Now it is looking like many GOPers including Graham and Romney might have a bit at stake if Trump blows up the Ukraine piggy bank.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 09, 2019 05:27 PM (1CjJc)

246 75 A travesty of a mockery of two shams.
--

Hello? Nobody?

Bananas!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage

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Come on, dude. I posted the whole "Code name Sapphire" video clip from "Bananas," and... crickets.

Damn.

Posted by: RKae at December 09, 2019 05:27 PM (4yrpr)

247 if we're being honest with ourselves, these days, that's how most juries roll.

I'd like to believe Grand Juries are made of better stuff, and this is supposed to be a kind of super Grand Jury.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 05:27 PM (KZzsI)

248 >>>Russia banned from the 2020 Olympics for doping.<<<

Fuck the Olympics. Open the floodgates! If the Colombian relay team wants to compete with a kilo of cocaine in their asses, I say "Tally ho!"

Entertain me, bitches!

Posted by: Fritz at December 09, 2019 05:27 PM (zD38/)

249 At least I don't live in San Francisco:

Paintball target.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 09, 2019 05:28 PM (hbTkw)

250 STAY OUT THE BUSHES!!

Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2019 05:28 PM (GaIDK)

251 190 I got a hankering for a big fat Chalupa after seeing that clip.
Posted by: Fritz at December 09, 2019 05:18 PM (zD38/)

Oddly enough I just ate a double chalupa from my $5 chalupa from Taco Bell.

It's difficult to eat a chalupa while driving, and it's only made more difficult by smoking and commenting on AoS at the same time.

Fortunately, I possess certain skills. I will find the cinnamon twists and when I do, I will eat them.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 09, 2019 05:28 PM (xxCXd)

252 Trump is under double secret probation.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 09, 2019 05:28 PM (I8n/+)

253 >>She's obviously insane.
She is seriously messed up and her parents are inflicting her rigid thinking, anxieties, etc. on us as an outlet instead of dealing with them more directly (and privately). I doubt she makes it to age 30.

Her mom wrote a book on all the issues that Greta and her sister are battling - how weird is that? Her daughter is unwell, has OCD, anxiety, etc. and she pushes her onto the world stage (thanks to international activist connections) and lay out all her issues for the world to see in a book.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 09, 2019 05:28 PM (bDqIh)

254
At least I don't live in San Francisco:

https://tinyurl.com/t4726rb

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 05:25 PM (I2dne)

Nice paintball target.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 09, 2019 05:28 PM (1CjJc)

255 >>>As a history buff, I can tell you that Stalin didn't stoop this low.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 09, 2019 04:55 PM (YslsA)

Like+1

Posted by: Max Power at December 09, 2019 05:28 PM (q177U)

256 Some cracker ate the 120k banana taped to the wall. Then somebody wrote Epstein Didn't Kill Himself. Then security said shut it down and covered up the Epstein message.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 09, 2019 05:28 PM (2Qk5a)

257 Back when Woody was funny:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhmnBPK-APM

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 09, 2019 05:29 PM (Dc2NZ)

258 Comrades this is how show trials are conducted

Let's all hope the cameras fail before the chorus line of trannies gets there.

Posted by: DaveA at December 09, 2019 05:29 PM (FhXTo)

259 Barack and Michelle sure ended up with a lot of cash to be able to purchase their new estate in Martha's Vineyard along with their mansion in Washington. Being president must pay very well.

Posted by: corn and beans at December 09, 2019 05:29 PM (tkNkP)

260 What the living F kind of name is Chanel Rion
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Chinaman version of Chanelion?

Posted by: G at December 09, 2019 05:29 PM (5NMZN)

261 It's difficult to eat a chalupa while driving, and it's only made
more difficult by smoking and commenting on AoS at the same time.

Fortunately, I possess certain skills. I will find the cinnamon twists and when I do, I will eat them.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 09, 2019 05:28 PM (xxCXd)

You, sir, are a great American.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 09, 2019 05:29 PM (1CjJc)

262 And a geek eating live chickens.

Posted by: RKae at December 09, 2019 05:05 PM (4yrpr)
..........

a two-headed baby in a jar on the podium would also be a nice touch.
Posted by: wth

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Labelled "homunculus."

Posted by: RKae at December 09, 2019 05:29 PM (4yrpr)

263 249 254
Horde mind

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 05:29 PM (I2dne)

264 240 tune in and take a gander at her. She is exotic looking, intelligent and well spoken. An actual investigative journalist which is why she was sitting with Rudy during his interviews with the Ukrainians.

Posted by: Jen the original at December 09, 2019 05:30 PM (I3OPu)

265 Trying to catch up today.
This is not going to end well.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 09, 2019 05:30 PM (axyOa)

266 McCain, sure. Graham, it is no surprise, since he had his head up McCain's ass for so long.
Posted by: Kramer at December 09, 2019 05:20 PM (1CjJc)

Does Graham have an "Institute" too?

Posted by: GOP betters want graft at December 09, 2019 05:30 PM (U7k5w)

267 227
Impeachment based on feelings, opinions and presumptions.

Facts and evidence mean nothing to Democrats.

Posted by: Czech Chick at December 09, 2019 05:23 PM (J9wxX)

Remember the woman at the inauguration? On her knees, giving off a long, primal scream of anguish? That's the Democrats right now.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Leftovers are The Bachelor's Main Meal! at December 09, 2019 05:30 PM (0QYMt)

268 Greta is sailing across the Atlantic with a Youtube couple.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 09, 2019 05:30 PM (2Qk5a)

269 Apparently Graham, McCain (before he was mort) and
several others are neck deep in a money laundering scheme involving the
Ukraine.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 09, 2019 05:15 PM (dUJdY)

McCain, sure. Graham, it is no surprise, since he had his head up McCain's ass for so long.
Posted by: Kramer at December 09, 2019 05:20 PM (1CjJc

I don't get it.

Is there any better golden calf than Wash DC?

How many cooking generations need to be fed/given BMW's?

Seems Lindsey will have no more generations.

#twoweeks

Posted by: golfman at December 09, 2019 05:30 PM (M3a0a)

270 Some cracker ate the 120k banana taped to the wall. Then somebody wrote Epstein Didn't Kill Himself. Then security said shut it down and covered up the Epstein message.
Posted by: squirrelly dan

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Did ABC News donate for the can of whitewash?

Posted by: RKae at December 09, 2019 05:30 PM (4yrpr)

271 Sounds like she regularly starves herself because there are so few foods she eats, and she is very particular (OCD) about how they are served and/or packaged. One thing is off and she refuses to eat.

If I were her parent, I'd hand her a laptop and tell her to get started on some job applications. You refuse to eat what we provide, fine. Go earn a paycheck and buy your own food, ya grumpy scold.

Based on what I've seen of her, though, I'd guess Greta is deep into the Autism "spectrum". In which case, I'd probably end up handing her $50 and a bus pass. Go spend a couple of hours picking which rice is suitable to your needs and don't come back until you've got a week's worth of food you'll eat.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 09, 2019 05:31 PM (9t0Zz)

272 47
And the super duper high integrity neverTrumpers still see nothing wrong with this show trial?

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at December 09, 2019 05:01 PM (aCNZ6)

_______

"The conservative case for expecting and applauding the Spanish Inquisition -- which will give us a pass from its grasp."

Posted by: ShainS at December 09, 2019 05:31 PM (aYrnl)

273 tune in and take a gander at her. She is exotic looking, intelligent and well spoken. An actual investigative journalist which is why she was sitting with Rudy during his interviews with the Ukrainians.
Posted by: Jen the original at December 09, 2019 05:30 PM (I3OPu)
+++++++++++++++
Chanel Rion has teh hawt and it pretty good on camera. She has some big 'ole Texas hair, too, which I am not used to seeing on a brunette.

I think she's in competition with Liz Wheeler (who has an evening opinion show on the same network).

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 05:31 PM (I2dne)

274 Grand Juries are not on TV.

Posted by: Jen the original at December 09, 2019 05:31 PM (I3OPu)

275 Alrighty.. It's time to head home and let the drinking begin!

Be good, kids!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 09, 2019 05:31 PM (so+oy)

276 Remember the woman at the inauguration? On her
knees, giving off a long, primal scream of anguish? That's the Democrats
right now.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Leftovers are The Bachelor's Main Meal! at December 09, 2019 05:30 PM (0QYMt)

You are being charitable.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 09, 2019 05:32 PM (1CjJc)

277 Her daughter is unwell, has OCD, anxiety, etc. and she pushes her onto the world stage (thanks to international activist connections) and lay out all her issues for the world to see in a book.

Some parents seem to revel in their children's miseries and problems so much that they sometimes even invent some and push on them. I don't know if it makes them feel holier for taking care of such a troubled child, or makes them feel better about themselves (see, I'm not so odd, my children are the same crazy!) or what.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 05:32 PM (KZzsI)

278 Remember the woman at the inauguration? On her knees, giving off a long, primal scream of anguish?
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And that is not what I suggested she do. Don't blame me!

Posted by: G at December 09, 2019 05:32 PM (5NMZN)

279 Listen all you pissant "Republicans":

STAND UP FOR TRUMP NOW!
(Or he'll get you when he's finished with the Democrat traitors!)

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at December 09, 2019 05:32 PM (pilVY)

280 Now it is looking like many GOPers including Graham and Romney might have a bit at stake if Trump blows up the Ukraine piggy bank.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 09, 2019 05:27 PM (1CjJc)

They are all crooks and thieves. Not a God blessed one of them is clean. It's fucking sad and pathetic that these people we vote into office in good faith turn right around give the public the middle finger. There is no accountability. It's infuriating and enought to make you want to just say fuck it. Why bother voting?

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 09, 2019 05:32 PM (dUJdY)

281 Democrats need to get someone who swears they were in on the call ....doesn't matter whether that's true....to question themselves under oath that Trump soliticited a bribe.

Then they got Trump nailed!

Posted by: torabora at December 09, 2019 05:33 PM (Y274z)

282 if we're being honest with ourselves, these days, that's how most juries roll.

I'd like to believe Grand Juries are made of better stuff, and this is supposed to be a kind of super Grand Jury.
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I used to believe in Santa, in time I learned my belief was just a nice fantasy.

The most recurring event in my practice is the genuine shock the average US citizen has when they encounter the real legal system for the first time.

I've had nearly 3 decades of trying to convince juries to go with evidence and facts instead of emotion or feelings and things have really changed a lot between the ears of the average citizen in that time.

Posted by: simplemind at December 09, 2019 05:33 PM (3+bkj)

283 I'm not sure if it's good or bad that it is the holiday season.

On one hand, people are not paying attention.

On the other hand, if they were, they would know more about what a farce this all is and how evil the left and the deep state and nevertrumpers and media are.

Some say people have already made up their minds. But this barrage of crap is meant to spew headlines when people haven't the time to read the details.

I got my Christmas shopping done!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 09, 2019 05:33 PM (vEIlU)

284
Or, at the very least, walk the fuck out en masse?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

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I seriously thought during this morning's shouting fest -- which was admittedly good, MPPPP -- that that was the plan. Everyone shouted over Nadler and wouldn't take No for an answer. I actually thought they might get up and walk out.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 09, 2019 05:33 PM (M9ntN)

285 Why is anybody shocked?

Hillary's staffer Heather Mills (among other crooks in her crew) was both an interrogation target as possible conspirator of Hillary for mishandling classified information AND Hillary's lawyer as Hillary herself was being questioned during the whitewashing called Mid Year Exam in 2016.

And the FBI was quite OK with that.

Oh by the way, who was the "interrogator"? None other than Peter Strozk. Yup.

Nuke DC from orbit, it's the only to be sure the swamp will be destroyed.

Posted by: meme at December 09, 2019 05:34 PM (2Cm6i)

286 Greta is most likely a vegan

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2019 05:34 PM (ZCEU2)

287 There is no accountability. It's infuriating and enought to make you want to just say fuck it. Why bother voting?
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that'll never get their attention

try this: Why bother paying taxes?

Posted by: nic changed for obvious reasons at December 09, 2019 05:34 PM (1R9tp)

288 They should've walked out. This is a kangaroo court show trial. Why give them the satisfaction of pretending it's magisterial and bipartisan?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 05:35 PM (I2dne)

289 Based on what I've seen of her, though, I'd guess Greta is deep into the Autism "spectrum". In which case, I'd probably end up handing her $50 and a bus pass. Go spend a couple of hours picking which rice is suitable to your needs and don't come back until you've got a week's worth of food you'll eat.
Posted by: bonhomme

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Nitpicky eating (veganism, especially) is the new eating disorder to get attention and take control of the parents; to control the entire household.

E. Michael Jones did an EXCELLENT breakdown of Greta's home life. The parents were loons, of course, and "into their own stuff," so Greta had to take control of things by developing an eating disorder.

The mom actually wrote a memoir, and it's creepy.

Posted by: RKae at December 09, 2019 05:35 PM (4yrpr)

290 They are all crooks and thieves. Not a God blessed one of them is clean. It's fucking sad and pathetic that these people we vote into office in good faith turn right around give the public the middle finger. There is no accountability. It's infuriating and enought to make you want to just say fuck it. Why bother voting?
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 09, 2019 05:32 PM (dUJdY)
*********
I don't believe Rep. McClintock is dirty. And he seems a solid reliable conservative vote in the House.

Posted by: torabora at December 09, 2019 05:35 PM (Y274z)

291 Greta is sailing across the Atlantic with a Youtube couple.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 09, 2019 05:30 PM (2Qk5a)
..........

hope they get shipwrecked on a plastic bottle island

Posted by: wth at December 09, 2019 05:35 PM (v0R5T)

292 So did Jack Straw get voted off the island? I saw his name taken in vain today.

Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2019 05:35 PM (GaIDK)

293 >>Based on what I've seen of her, though, I'd guess Greta is deep into the
Autism "spectrum". In which case, I'd probably end up handing her $50
and a bus pass. Go spend a couple of hours picking which rice is
suitable to your needs and don't come back until you've got a week's
worth of food you'll eat.
Yes, autistic, too. Greta calls it her "superpower." It's sad, but that doesn't give Greta or her handlers the right to leverage all this into demanding we re-order how the world works.

She needs help, the kind of help that doesn't involve activism and an audience.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 09, 2019 05:35 PM (bDqIh)

294 George P. ?

He's as good as elected.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 09, 2019 05:13 PM (CqE5x)

No more friggin' Bushes!!!!!

Posted by: red at December 09, 2019 05:35 PM (ERkyq)

295 She needs help, the kind of help that doesn't involve activism and an audience.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 09, 2019 05:35 PM (bDqIh)
+++++++++++
Who are you to reject her truth?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 05:36 PM (I2dne)

296 Nothing the Democrats did raised a eyebrow all the way up to the SOS running bribery scam on the world's nations.

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2019 05:36 PM (ZCEU2)

297 Again, who the duck cares

Posted by: Mack the jack at December 09, 2019 05:37 PM (dDXVe)

298 I was doing a parody and making fun of that idiot and him making up crap about his son earlier, but this is what we have come to in this country. Government by farce.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 09, 2019 05:37 PM (r+sAi)

299 I think we found the people Trump could shoot on Fifth Ave and nobody care.

Posted by: MAGA at December 09, 2019 05:37 PM (E+oV2)

300 Posted by: torabora at December 09, 2019 05:35 PM (Y274z)

I was talking about the senate. The house does seem to have a few good people. We need to figure out how to clone Jim Jordan.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 09, 2019 05:37 PM (dUJdY)

301 I was doing a parody and making fun of that idiot and him making up crap about his son earlier, but this is what we have come to in this country. Government by farce.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 09, 2019 05:37 PM (r+sAi)
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One vowel makes for a helluva difference.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 05:38 PM (I2dne)

302 >>E. Michael Jones did an EXCELLENT breakdown of Greta's home life. The
parents were loons, of course, and "into their own stuff," so Greta had
to take control of things by developing an eating disorder.
Her sister is just as rigid and demanding. It sounds like a nightmare.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yxqwrgft

Posted by: Lizzy at December 09, 2019 05:38 PM (bDqIh)

303 No more friggin' Bushes!!!!!

Posted by: red at December 09, 2019 05:35 PM (ERkyq)
..........

That's what I keep telling the ladies I've been romancing.

Posted by: wth at December 09, 2019 05:38 PM (v0R5T)

304 Jesse Kelly photo:

Yeah, no.

Posted by: m at December 09, 2019 05:38 PM (UZ8BZ)

305 kallisto, the reasons are many.

The report was barely on the wire and NO one commenting had read the thing but JackStraw is vilified because no one has gone to jail yet.

And when I said read I mean read, not the fucking cliff notes.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 09, 2019 05:39 PM (Nv4st)