US Military Prepares To Evacuate Americans From Libya

Obama is giving the commencement speech at West Point right now. The focus of the speech is foreign policy, anti-terrorism activities and the drawdown in Afghanistan (which I wrote about yesterday).

Meanwhile one of Obama's prior forays into shaping the world, Libya, is falling apart.

The amphibious ship Bataan with Ospreys and 1,000 Marines on board has moved into the eastern Mediterranean to be ready for a possible evacuation, CBS News correspondent David Martin reported. The ship had been taking part in an exercise with Jordan.

This is a significant increase over the 200 Marines who had been moved to Sigonella, Sicily, and a significant decrease in the distance Marines would have to travel to evacuate Americans.

The State Department on Tuesday night warned U.S. citizens against traveling to Libya and urged Americans currently in the North African nation to "department immediately."

"The security situation in Libya remains unpredictable and unstable. The Libyan government has not been able to adequately build its military and police forces and improve security following the 2011 revolution. Many military-grade weapons remain in the hands of private individuals, including antiaircraft weapons that may be used against civilian aviation. Crime levels remain high in many parts of the country," the State Department said in its advisory.

I know when it comes to Libya and Hillary Clinton people want to focus on Benghazi. As tragic as that night was, the real scandal and mark against her was the decision to join in the campaign to depose Qadaffi in the first place.

She was the public face of the administration and argued repeatedly that that action was in US interests. Clearly, it hasn't worked out the way she argued it would and that's the kind of thing a want to be President needs to answer for.

Posted by: DrewM. at 11:01 AM




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1 "that's the kind of thing a want to be President needs to answer for."


Uh huh. Wake me when this happens please.

Posted by: Simon White-Thatch Potentloins at May 28, 2014 11:03 AM (NnjE8)

2 Yay, interesting times.

Posted by: Piercello at May 28, 2014 11:03 AM (JybVy)

3 Selling failure.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 28, 2014 11:04 AM (rt3TY)

4 Libya, another foreign policy success story for Oshitforbrains. Next stop, Syria.

Posted by: Vic at May 28, 2014 11:04 AM (T2V/1)

5 So all that bombing shit that we did was to make more Americans in danger in Libya?


Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 28, 2014 11:04 AM (gOoFi)

6 Stupid Goddam SOB.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 28, 2014 11:05 AM (gOoFi)

7 Is there an Embassy Roof they could all be evacuated from? How about evacuating all of our Libyan operatives and their families? Maybe they can crash the gates of our embassy while the terrorists we armed take shots at them.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 28, 2014 11:05 AM (32Ze2)

8
OT:

BREAKING - Maya Angelou goes toes up at 86.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 28, 2014 11:05 AM (CMkNk)

9 So Shrillary is a Screeching Clusterfuck Of A Miserable Failure?

Check--and double check.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at May 28, 2014 11:05 AM (wdHk6)

10 How's that Arab Spring Barack?

Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at May 28, 2014 11:05 AM (9+ccr)

11 We sent American planes and crewmen, expended stores paid for by American taxpayers, risked life and property..........for?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 28, 2014 11:06 AM (gOoFi)

12 Perhaps it would confuse them if we ran away further!

Posted by: Brave Sir Obama at May 28, 2014 11:06 AM (DrWcr)

13 11 We sent American planes and crewmen, expended stores paid for by American taxpayers, risked life and property..........for?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 28, 2014 11:06 AM (gOoFi)

King Barry to pretend that he has a pair.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 28, 2014 11:06 AM (DrWcr)

14
Da wivver, de wock and da twee.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 28, 2014 11:06 AM (CMkNk)

15 ran away further!

Run away, run away Good Sir Obama...

Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at May 28, 2014 11:06 AM (9+ccr)

16 If we had a real opposition party, there would be 24/7 commentary on what a huge clusterfuck the JEF, Rodham and Lurch's handling of Libya has been. KaDaffy Duck was actually working with us when he considered it in his interest to do so under GWB; fat lot of good that did him with the current fucking idiots.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 28, 2014 11:07 AM (0yEq2)

17 He was not afraid to get other people killed in nasty ways!

Brave brave brave brave Sir Obama!

Posted by: Insomniac at May 28, 2014 11:07 AM (DrWcr)

18 Hey Libya rhymes with Labia - so of course Hillary decided it needed a good licking.

Posted by: Chaos the Other Dark Meat at May 28, 2014 11:07 AM (oDCMR)

19 "King Barry to pretend that he has a pair."


And it's that about all it fucking amounted to. So this cocksucker could look like somebody special.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 28, 2014 11:08 AM (gOoFi)

20 One thing about "leading from behind" is that it is a strategy that gives most of the credit to whoever is in front. That's the point. It empowers and strengthens the group in the lead.

So the US military is the one who really overthrew QDaffy, by blowing up his planes, tanks, ships, etc.

But it was the nutball psychotic jihadis that the Libyans saw actually march into the capital, waving their jihadi flags, bragging up about how they overthrew the evil tyrant for not being a good Muslim.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at May 28, 2014 11:08 AM (ZPrif)

21
urged Americans currently in the North African nation to "department immediately."

I can't decide how to department. Macy's or Gimbel's?

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at May 28, 2014 11:08 AM (JtwS4)

22 Arab Spring! Woo-Hoo! Schmart powah! Hash tag diplomacy! Lead with the behind...er, from behind! It fits in one comment on Twitter!

Posted by: Hadoop at May 28, 2014 11:08 AM (Ph479)

23 Post from last Sat. Worth a re-read. Guaranteed to piss you off.


HT Weasel Zippers. Alan West says he has the hot skinny on what went
down at Benghazi. I am linking directly to his site instead of the
article at WZ because I know all the Morons want to read this whole
thing. But be cautioned; take your BP meds first. It is damn easy to see
why the Democraps want to keep this hushed up. I am praying that Gowdy
will get this to the public. Even the LIV will find this awful.


http://tinyurl.com/pfjydaf

Posted by: Vic at May 28, 2014 11:08 AM (T2V/1)

24 Back to the shores of Tripoli, Marines!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 28, 2014 11:08 AM (08Znv)

25 Perhaps it would confuse them if we ran away further!
Posted by: Brave Sir Obama at May 28, 2014 11:06 AM (DrWcr)


Threadwinner.

Posted by: LASue at May 28, 2014 11:08 AM (S/lBi)

26 25 Perhaps it would confuse them if we ran away further!
Posted by: Brave Sir Obama at May 28, 2014 11:06 AM (DrWcr)

Perhaps a shrubery would help..

Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at May 28, 2014 11:09 AM (9+ccr)

27 Hillary on Libya
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fgcd1ghag5Y

we came ,we saw, he died.amidst chuckles

hillary on Benghazi

With all due respect, the fact is we had four dead Americans. Was it because of a protest or was it because of guys out for a walk one night decided to go kill some Americans? What difference at this point does it make?

so.

Posted by: willow at May 28, 2014 11:09 AM (nqBYe)

28 that's the kind of thing a want to be President needs to answer for.

Now that's gold, Jerry, comedy GOLD!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 28, 2014 11:09 AM (zF6Iw)

29 In every one of these countries liberated from cruel despots we learn the same lesson. You need a cruel despot to rule these people because they are bat shit crazy.

Posted by: Bill Mitchell at May 28, 2014 11:09 AM (+9xNn)

30 pixy does Not like quotes.

Posted by: willow at May 28, 2014 11:10 AM (nqBYe)

31 Leading from behind is totes ghey!

Posted by: Chaos the Other Dark Meat at May 28, 2014 11:10 AM (oDCMR)

32 But they're so peaceful over there. They have families. Why would they cause a ruckus?

Posted by: Fussy Dorkstick at May 28, 2014 11:10 AM (MbqmP)

33 I'm NOT WEAK: Obama hits back at foreign policy critics

So says Fredo Obama

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2014 11:10 AM (t3UFN)

34 Libya, we failed we leave the govt cannot regain control.

Success!

Posted by: willow at May 28, 2014 11:11 AM (nqBYe)

35 Oh its 1000 marines now? I guess they realized that report of only 200 marines from Italy to be used for an evacuation didn't sit very well. And hey at least with 1000 and them being much closer they probably won't be told to stand down and there was nothing that could be done so there was no need to try as an after the fact thought.

Posted by: buzzion at May 28, 2014 11:11 AM (zt+N6)

36 Was there a time when Maya Angelou wasn't a mean, hard-core leftist bitch?

All of my life she's been famous and she seemed to mainly use her fame to pronounce that people like (ie not socialist progtards) were evil, subhuman scum.

I hear she wrote some uplifting poetry. But most of what she said in public that I saw was her spewing hatred of anyone who disagreed with her politics.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at May 28, 2014 11:11 AM (ZPrif)

37 The worst of it is that listening to the idiot's commencement speech at West Point you realize that not only is he incoherent, so is the national foreign policy at the moment. Originally I thought the administration was corrupt on levels not seen since that of Warren G. Harding. I now realize that whle there may be individuals in high places capable of gaming the system, the president (not worthy of a capital letter) and the key personnel in his administration are merely grossly incompetent. I hope we make it through the next two and one half years.

Posted by: georgeofthedesert at May 28, 2014 11:11 AM (Eq2MX)

38 He, and most of his democrat supporters, and an increasing number of Republicans who are being enriched by virtue of their positions in the ruling class, continue their bullshit marketing campaign to convince us that the world they want us to accept as reality actually exists.

Look at the way Obama was addressing the cadets. It was as if he was talking to children who haven't yet learned to think for themselves.


Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 28, 2014 11:11 AM (BZAd3)

39 Can someone take Fredo Obama fishing?

Posted by: Chaos the Other Dark Meat at May 28, 2014 11:11 AM (oDCMR)

40 During yesterday's Afghanistan remarks he said "It's easy to start wars..."

He is completely oblivious to the irony there

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) at May 28, 2014 11:11 AM (HDwDg)

41 did Morsi respond yet?

Posted by: willow at May 28, 2014 11:12 AM (nqBYe)

42
Licking balls in Petaluma
To tranny whores in New Jer-zee,
We will screw the country sideways,
Follow-ing Saul A-lin-skeee.


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 28, 2014 11:12 AM (CMkNk)

43 Is Obama still rambling?
I hope he gets only tepid, polite applause when he finally runs out of gas.

Posted by: LASue at May 28, 2014 11:12 AM (S/lBi)

44 President Fredo says "I'm not weak"
I'm smaht ! I can do things !
link in the nic

Posted by: McCool at May 28, 2014 11:12 AM (nCSwS)

45 40 During yesterday's Afghanistan remarks he said "It's easy to start wars..."

He is completely oblivious to the irony there

Well he found it easy to lose two wars...

Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at May 28, 2014 11:12 AM (9+ccr)

46 #failforward

Posted by: effit at May 28, 2014 11:13 AM (f7mRy)

47 Obama's administration has been 'thinking about', 'preparing for', a 'possible evacuation' of Libya for nearly a week now. It's been all over the 'net.

Preparation, planning, troop movement, just in case you see.

So if it's that bad, why wait? Why not evacuate 'non essential personnel' right now, just to be prudent?

Posted by: Weird Smythe at May 28, 2014 11:13 AM (poSm/)

48 So, what's his message? If you are going to kill Americans you better hurry up before we leave?

Posted by: History Channel at May 28, 2014 11:13 AM (lDnfQ)

49
They said, "Libya"

Shrillary heard, "Labia"

She responded, "Sure, why not give 'em a couple of licks?"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at May 28, 2014 11:13 AM (Pk0vQ)

50 Fuck France and Britain for taking advantage of our retarded President. The real War for Oil has been nothing but a clusterfuck and made the world a more dangerous place.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at May 28, 2014 11:13 AM (QVjV7)

51 44 President Fredo says "I'm not weak"
I'm smaht ! I can do things !
link in the nic
Posted by: McCool at May 28, 2014 11:12 AM (nCSwS)


At least Fredo didn't intend to take down his own family.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 28, 2014 11:13 AM (CMkNk)

52 Anal Yoga Emu

Posted by: Citizen X at May 28, 2014 11:14 AM (7ObY1)

53 30 pixy does Not like quotes.

Posted by: willow at May 28, 2014 11:10 AM (nqBYe)


If you remove the quotes you copied and pasted and put in your own, pixy seems ok with them.


Pixy is cray cray.



*j/k pixy.*

Posted by: Tami at May 28, 2014 11:14 AM (v0/PR)

54 NeverGiveUp beat me to it !!
Great minds think alike . . .

Posted by: McCool at May 28, 2014 11:14 AM (nCSwS)

55 and so it begins

Posted by: that guy that always thinks it's beginning at May 28, 2014 11:14 AM (QupBk)

56 Libya was and is an abject failure and evidence of a lack of understanding of the forces involved in the Middle East, especially the muslims. And since it was such an abject failure by any measurement, why not duplicate it by in Syria. Dumb and Dumber

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2014 11:14 AM (t3UFN)

57 the World is now much safer with countries self determination at last, Islam will help rebuild and struggle in peace.

Posted by: willow at May 28, 2014 11:15 AM (nqBYe)

58 Selling failure.

They make up for it in volume.

Posted by: toby928(C) at May 28, 2014 11:15 AM (QupBk)

59 So we lead from behind. Are we running away from in front?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 28, 2014 11:15 AM (SO2Q8)

60
Weasel Zippers @weaselzippers 2m
Obama Tells West Point Grads They Will Be Fighting Global Warming http://shar.es/VAIa3

Posted by: Costanza Defense at May 28, 2014 11:15 AM (ZPrif)

61 So has Obama stopped mumbling yet, or are the poor Cadets still being tortured?

Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at May 28, 2014 11:16 AM (9+ccr)

62 At least Fredo didn't intend to take down his own family.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 28, 2014 11:13 AM (CMkNk)

Well yeah but only because he was to stupid to understand that would be the outcome of his actions. Kinda like obama

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2014 11:16 AM (t3UFN)

63 At least Fredo didn't intend to take down his own family.

"don't ever take sides with anyone against the Family again. Ever." - Michael Corleone

Obama loves him some Islamic Brotherhood

Posted by: McCool at May 28, 2014 11:16 AM (nCSwS)

64 so the military will be used to control people that have too many cows /methane?

and hey does that mean we'll be hitting China?
shew talk about pollution!

Posted by: willow at May 28, 2014 11:17 AM (nqBYe)

65 What? I thought nothing could be done to evacuate Americans from Libya. What's this talk about pre-positioning ships with aircraft when their may be a need based on intelligence assessments of possible harm to Americans? Who would have thought this? Has anyone checked if Ambassador Stevens is available for comment?

Posted by: Leland at May 28, 2014 11:18 AM (3R7WS)

66 da Beast should just eat everything. After all, it's gonna turn to shit anyway.

Posted by: maddogg at May 28, 2014 11:18 AM (xWW96)

67 We've entered a new phase of this failed presidency. He's rationalizing everything.

He's doing this because this is the "new reality". As if reality changed when he became president and he is the only one who noticed and was smart enough to respond to it.

His thinking is not even childlike, it's delusional.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 28, 2014 11:18 AM (BZAd3)

68 Overseas non-kinetic contingency operation?

Posted by: RoyalOil at May 28, 2014 11:18 AM (VjL9S)

69 But most of what she said in public that I saw was her spewing hatred of anyone who disagreed with her politics.

"I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget
what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel. But teabaggers? Fuck 'em."

Posted by: HR at May 28, 2014 11:19 AM (ZKzrr)

70 I'm going to write a book called "Barack Obama's Foreign Policy Successes"

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 28, 2014 11:19 AM (SO2Q8)

71 I've just finished writing it

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 28, 2014 11:19 AM (SO2Q8)

72 future, sneaks behind the refrigerator box after eating beans again for the 100th day in a row.

a very gassy moment, Soldiers come and whisk me away for harming Gaia.

Posted by: willow at May 28, 2014 11:20 AM (nqBYe)

73 If only Libya could be shredded like an FBI document or so many financial records...

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 28, 2014 11:20 AM (heLLM)

74 This is what you get when you elect an idiot whose favorite past time is standing in front of a mirror with his finger in his ass trying to push his dick out.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 28, 2014 11:20 AM (FMbng)

75 Weasel Zippers @weaselzippers 2m
Obama Tells West Point Grads They Will Be Fighting Global Warming http://shar.es/VAIa3

Posted by: Costanza Defense at May 28, 2014 11:15 AM (ZPrif)


Oh FFS!

Posted by: Tami at May 28, 2014 11:21 AM (v0/PR)

76 Commencement speech at West Point?

Can we have a moment of silence for our dear departed "Dr" Maya Angelou.


Ambassador Stevens? Never heard of him.

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 28, 2014 11:21 AM (0FSuD)

77 "US Military Prepares To Evacuate Americans From Libya"

Who are they evacuating? The dead bodies the Turd Brain in Chief left there?

Posted by: ExSnipe at May 28, 2014 11:21 AM (PJkjD)

78 @8

JJ you are late to the party, we have already dis the bitch for 20 posts in morning thread.

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 28, 2014 11:22 AM (0FSuD)

79 Can you believe this. The commencement speech was billed as a major foreign policy statement.

Yet it was filled with so much bullshit that they cut away.

What an embarrassment.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 28, 2014 11:22 AM (BZAd3)

80 Well, at least they sent the USS Bataan to rescue them, rather than the USS 106th Infantry Division.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 28, 2014 11:22 AM (TM1p8)

81 Dammit, I am seething today. Each time I think The Stupid has reached critical mass I am woefully surprised.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 28, 2014 11:22 AM (gOoFi)

82 Uhhhh, there could be a problem here. Libya is NOT located in the Eastern Med. Syria, Israel, Lebanon, and Cyprus are, but not Libya. Hopefully someone slips Barky a note while he's telling the new 2nd. Lt.s how fabulous he is that he's sent the Bataan to the wrong place.

Posted by: xknight65 at May 28, 2014 11:22 AM (Q5J6h)

83 "Ambassador Stevens? Never heard of him."


Yeah, who?

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at May 28, 2014 11:23 AM (gOoFi)

84 "I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel. But teabaggers? Fuck 'em."

Is that a real quote?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 28, 2014 11:23 AM (zF6Iw)

85 Whatever happened to kadaffi's female bodyguards?
Got to admit, the man had style

Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 28, 2014 11:23 AM (PX5/5)

86 administration, We see that there are too many people breathing and harming the possibility of a wondrous future for the rest of us. We must take this seriously, we will ask them to stop but if they won't we must do the best thing For future generations.

Posted by: willow at May 28, 2014 11:23 AM (nqBYe)

87 79 Can you believe this. The commencement speech was billed as a major foreign policy statement.

Yet it was filled with so much bullshit that they cut away.

What an embarrassment.

Fredo seems to have lost his mojo with teh journalistas.

Posted by: Chaos the Other Dark Meat at May 28, 2014 11:23 AM (oDCMR)

88
Maya Angelou, racing entropy, before Libya fell...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at May 28, 2014 11:23 AM (Pk0vQ)

89 THIS is what a President with an incalculable IQ sounds like!

Posted by: Jaws, Presidential Historian at May 28, 2014 11:23 AM (eKZp1)

90 I can't decide how to department. Macy's or Gimbel's?

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at May 28, 2014 11:08 AM (JtwS4)

Better go with Macy's, Gimbel's went belly up in 1987.

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 28, 2014 11:24 AM (0FSuD)

91
1000 Marines?

AT LAST THEY'RE HERE!

Posted by: Zombie Amb. Stevens at May 28, 2014 11:24 AM (3ZtZW)

92 78 @8

JJ you are late to the party, we have already dis the bitch for 20 posts in morning thread.
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 28, 2014 11:22 AM (0FSuD)


I hate it when useless shit like paying gigs get in the way of my time here!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 28, 2014 11:24 AM (CMkNk)

93 Obama Tells West Point Grads They Will Be Fighting Global Warming

Fuck you, 52%.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at May 28, 2014 11:24 AM (V6mQT)

94 Whatever happened to kadaffi's female bodyguards?


Pretty sure they were buried with him.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2014 11:25 AM (heLLM)

95
Whatever happened to kadaffi's female bodyguards?

Got to admit, the man had style

Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 28, 2014 11:23 AM (PX5/5)


Hopefully they're involved in a remake of the "Addicted to Love" video.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 28, 2014 11:26 AM (0yEq2)

96 Damn,
How many evacuations does that make?
I was on standby in like 76/77?
Gator Freighter got to them first.

Posted by: Hotel1 at May 28, 2014 11:26 AM (C1s0h)

97 Not just Hillary! told Obama to invade Libya - it was the triumvirate of her, Susan Rice, and Samantha Powers.

He was on vacay - the 3 witches twisted his arm, dontcha know?

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX (@Teresa_Koch) at May 28, 2014 11:26 AM (PZ6/M)

98 This, very clearly, is the end.....

Posted by: The Guy What Says "This, Very Clearly" is the End at May 28, 2014 11:26 AM (32Ze2)

99 Weasel Zippers @weaselzippers 2m
Obama Tells West Point Grads They Will Be Fighting Global Warming http://shar.es/VAIa3

Posted by: Costanza Defense at May 28, 2014 11:15 AM (ZPrif)


Teh Stupid it burns!

Posted by: Insomniac at May 28, 2014 11:26 AM (DrWcr)

100 I have made a major decision: from now on I will only refer to obama as Fredo.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2014 11:26 AM (t3UFN)

101 Fredo Obama: How do you say "banana daiquiri"?
Michelle Obama: "Banana daiquiri."

Posted by: Chaos the Other Dark Meat at May 28, 2014 11:27 AM (oDCMR)

102 94. Pretty sure they were buried with him

Now that's a damn shame right there
I put in an order for two of them
Damn

Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 28, 2014 11:27 AM (PX5/5)

103 88
Maya Angelou, racing entropy, before Libya fell...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at May 28, 2014 11:23 AM (Pk0vQ)

Darmok and Jalad at Benghazi

Posted by: Insomniac at May 28, 2014 11:27 AM (DrWcr)

104 Oh for Christs sake, Drudge is giving the "Dr" the full bore love.

Guess he is into the MSM suck up now.

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 28, 2014 11:27 AM (0FSuD)

105 I now understand why they disarm all military personnel he addresses.

Posted by: effit at May 28, 2014 11:27 AM (f7mRy)

106 Is that a real quote?

The first part was.

Posted by: HR at May 28, 2014 11:27 AM (ZKzrr)

107 Weasel Zippers @weaselzippers 2m
Obama Tells West Point Grads They Will Be Fighting Global Warming http://shar.es/VAIa3

Posted by: Costanza Defense at May 28, 2014 11:15 AM (ZPrif)


Oh FFS!
Posted by: Tami at May 28, 2014 11:21 AM (v0/PR)


Well, I sure hope the West Point cadets have excelled in #Hashtag Activism. That's the way we will win wars and save lives in the future!

Posted by: LASue at May 28, 2014 11:28 AM (S/lBi)

108 At least Fredo didn't intend to take down his own family.
---
Too bad Obama doesn't have a competent brother, then we could ship him off to Havana to watch the Superman act.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 28, 2014 11:28 AM (SO2Q8)

109 Now that's a damn shame right there


I'm sure it keeps them quiet.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2014 11:28 AM (heLLM)

110 It is good to be king.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at May 28, 2014 11:28 AM (Y92Nd)

111 Oh for Christs sake, Drudge is giving the "Dr" the full bore love.

Sickening.

Posted by: effit at May 28, 2014 11:28 AM (f7mRy)

112
I'm sorry Drew, but we are doing a science fair here, c'mon, c'mon.

*shakes head*

Posted by: Prez Barack Oflustercluck at May 28, 2014 11:29 AM (Pg9I+)

113
Weasel Zippers @weaselzippers 2m

Obama Tells West Point Grads They Will Be Fighting Global Warming http://shar.es/VAIa3



Posted by: Costanza Defense at May 28, 2014 11:15 AM (ZPrif)




Maybe next he'll go full caligula and march the army to the shore to wave their swords at some invisible sea enemy and collect seashells as war trophies.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 28, 2014 11:29 AM (FMbng)

114 The world has no doubt learned a lot from Libya. Lessons include: if you give up your nuclear program you will suffer mightily, and; fighting Islamic terror is one thing, but cooperating with the United States to do it will get you killed.

Posted by: MTF at May 28, 2014 11:29 AM (jqyOS)

115 Isn't Maya Angelou's story really the story of Barack Obama?

Posted by: Citizen X at May 28, 2014 11:29 AM (7ObY1)

116 Fredo seems to have lost his mojo with teh journalistas.
Posted by: Chaos the Other Dark Meat at May 28, 2014 11:23 AM (oDCMR)

Based on what they covered before they cut away, SCOAMT phoned in this commencement speech. Those poor cadets will forever be linked to probably the crappiest commencement speech ever delivered at a military academy.

Obama is a defeated man and from what little the news could stand of this delusional speech, it shows.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 28, 2014 11:29 AM (BZAd3)

117 uh-oh Bammy's got competition in the "worst first pitch" category.


Fitty sen threw a doozy at the Mets game.

Posted by: seamrog at May 28, 2014 11:29 AM (0BYYH)

118 urged Americans currently in the North African nation to "department immediately."

I can't decide how to department. Macy's or Gimbel's?


Yeah, I don't get that one. Is it a mistake, or bureaucrat speak? Decamp? Sure, I get that one. Depart? Yep. Department??

Posted by: bonhomme at May 28, 2014 11:29 AM (l5wxK)

119 84 "I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel. But teabaggers? Fuck 'em."

Is that a real quote?
***

Everything but the last two sentences are real. That's the kind of Grade C Hallmark greeting card shit she's known for that makes liberals all warm and tingly.
She's a poet like Margaret Cho is a comic.

Posted by: B at May 28, 2014 11:29 AM (5OEha)

120 I now understand why they disarm all military personnel he addresses.

Posted by: effit at May 28, 2014 11:27 AM (f7mRy)

Well Stateside they don't trust any Military to carry, so that's only in a combat zone

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2014 11:29 AM (t3UFN)

121 @99

You can not make up this stupid.


Seriously, I am beginning to believe that smoking dope as a kid fucks up your brain.


Talking about you Chom boy.

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 28, 2014 11:29 AM (0FSuD)

122 "They will be fighting global warming"

... like the soldiers who were protecting Ambassador Stevens. Thanks to Obama's dithering they are now carbon neutral

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 28, 2014 11:30 AM (LCnMA)

123
24 Back to the shores of Tripoli, Marines!
Posted by: Diogenes at May 28, 2014 11:08 AM (08Znv)


I'm sure y'all remember Fredo telling us how the fuzzy wuzzy muzzies have always been an integral partner in our nation's history and how T. Jefferson held the first Eid dinner with a few of the goat molesters in the White House.

Integral and crucial to us, just like peas and carrots...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at May 28, 2014 11:30 AM (Pk0vQ)

124 I'm not like people say, like dumb. I'm smart and I want respect!

Posted by: Fredo Obama at May 28, 2014 11:30 AM (7ObY1)

125 Obama Tells West Point Grads They Will Be Fighting Global Warming

Alas, probably not a raid on the Gore or Friedman compounds to reduce their consumption.

Posted by: HR at May 28, 2014 11:30 AM (ZKzrr)

126 thee adults are in charge.

Posted by: willow at May 28, 2014 11:30 AM (nqBYe)

127 I AM NOT WEAK!!!!!!

Posted by: Obama Throws like a Girl at May 28, 2014 11:30 AM (WGm5T)

128 Obama Tells West Point Grads They Will Be Fighting Global Warming


Sleep well, for tomorrow we invade the Sun.

Posted by: Barakhenaten I at May 28, 2014 11:30 AM (heLLM)

129 While the marines are there is it possible to get all those manpads back before they wind up shooting down a few dozen airliners?

Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 28, 2014 11:31 AM (PX5/5)

130 Fitty throws like an Obama.

Posted by: Citizen X at May 28, 2014 11:31 AM (7ObY1)

131 This is the epitome of abject failure. Strategy failure, policy failure, tactical failure, and logistical failure, presidential failure.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 28, 2014 11:31 AM (AskuI)

132 Fredo Obama: You know when I was your age, I went out to fishing with all my brothers and my father, and everybody. And I was, I was the only one who caught a fish. Nobody else could catch one except me. You know how I did it? Every time I put the line in the water I said a You Are a Racist and every time I said a You Are A Racist I caught a fish. You believe that? It's true, that's the secret. You wanna try it when we go out on the lake?

Posted by: Chaos the Other Dark Meat at May 28, 2014 11:32 AM (oDCMR)

133 129 While the marines are there is it possible to get all those manpads back before they wind up shooting down a few dozen airliners?
Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 28, 2014 11:31 AM (PX5/5)

I wear manpads to absorb my anal leakage.

Posted by: Ghey hipster at May 28, 2014 11:32 AM (DrWcr)

134 130
Fitty throws like an Obama.

Posted by: Citizen X at May 28, 2014 11:31 AM (7ObY1)

Worse. And who the fuck is Fifty? A ghey black singer or something?

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 28, 2014 11:32 AM (0FSuD)

135 100
I have made a major decision: from now on I will only refer to obama as Fredo.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2014 11:26 AM (t3UFN)

I like President Dumbass myself. But whatever works.
The trouble with Obama is that he's in charge of the mightiest nation on earth and yet he's spectacularly incompetent.
Sometime in the future, others will be referring to their stupidest leaders as 'Obama.'

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at May 28, 2014 11:32 AM (AC0lD)

136 You ain't seen nothin yet. Ole Smokin Joe is going to give the commencement address at the Air Force Academy. That will probably lower the IQ of the graduating class 20 points.

Posted by: LFW - 113 Days from Retirement at May 28, 2014 11:33 AM (l2max)

137 "He was on vacay"


Teresa, you related to the Koch Brothers?

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at May 28, 2014 11:33 AM (gOoFi)

138 uh-oh Bammy's got competition in the "worst first pitch" category.


Fitty sen threw a doozy at the Mets game.



There was a girl who threw out the pitch in Milwaukee last night. Jordan Hymen (or something that sounds like hymen). She threw a strike.

Made Obama look like a foreign born faggot.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2014 11:33 AM (heLLM)

139 4 Libya, another foreign policy success story for Oshitforbrains. Next stop, Syria.


Posted by: Vic at May 28, 2014 11:04 AM (T2V/1)


Kafdhi was behaving himself when we gave the green light to start this debacle. Being a lowly non-gubmint worker I would have asked the following questions:
1. Why does Kafdhi have to go?
2. Who will replace him?
3. How much blood treasure and equity do we have to install in Libya to secure a stable government?
4. What are we and NATO going to do together when Kafdhi is toppled?

It all sounds good to go in there and kick ass. But as we have found out with the Soviet Union sometimes its best to leave the hard ass dictators in place then to open one fucking mess of pandoras box.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 28, 2014 11:34 AM (HVff2)

140 117 uh-oh Bammy's got competition in the "worst first pitch" category.


Fitty sen threw a doozy at the Mets game.
Posted by: seamrog at May 28, 2014 11:29 AM (0BYYH)

Just watched the vid. Absolutely pitiful.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 28, 2014 11:34 AM (DrWcr)

141 I am writing a book on Obama's brilliant ideas.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 28, 2014 11:34 AM (32Ze2)

142 Just finished

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 28, 2014 11:35 AM (32Ze2)

143 Now I have the "GWOT"- The Global War on Terror ribbon, but I don't see the"GWOGM" - the Global War on Global Warming anywhere? I wonder what color it will be and where it will rank in significance?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2014 11:35 AM (t3UFN)

144
Fredo delivers commencement address to Army cadets at West Point.

And still there are folks who swearsies that the United States has foresworn the use of torture since Fredo took office.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at May 28, 2014 11:36 AM (Pk0vQ)

145 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 28, 2014 11:36 AM (PYAXX)

146 Nice timing.

Not.

Posted by: Ambassador Stephens' Ghost at May 28, 2014 11:36 AM (T/gIH)

147 141 I am writing a book on Obama's brilliant ideas.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 28, 2014 11:34 AM (32Ze2

that didn't take long.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 28, 2014 11:37 AM (HVff2)

148
Uhhhh, there could be a problem here. Libya is NOT located in the Eastern Med. Syria, Israel, Lebanon, and Cyprus are, but not Libya. Hopefully someone slips Barky a note while he's telling the new 2nd. Lt.s how fabulous he is that he's sent the Bataan to the wrong place.

Geography is racist.

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at May 28, 2014 11:37 AM (JtwS4)

149 >>I wonder what color it will be and where it will rank in significance?

Rainbow with sparkles.

It will have as much significance as the cause it represents, nothing.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2014 11:37 AM (g1DWB)

150 Is the site being all squirrelly for anybody else? All the site formatting keeps disappearing when I refresh.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 28, 2014 11:37 AM (DrWcr)

151 Misanthropic Humanitarian

remember the Dems reasoning AFTER we went into Iraq, (with their (dem) iraq liberation document in Hand)
but when they wanted Bush trashed it was Saddam is contained we didn't have to go?

then Libya and Ghadaffi.
actually was contained and
well whatever. a dem mouth opens and lies and insanity ensues.

Posted by: willow at May 28, 2014 11:38 AM (nqBYe)

152 Just wait till he unveil the new War on Coal regs next week. Cause electricity isn't expensive enough!

The problem with affordable energy is people use too damn much of it!

Posted by: Progtard 2000 at May 28, 2014 11:38 AM (ZPrif)

153 Who didn't see this from the get go?

Something about al-Qaeda and Obama not being able to live without them.

Posted by: panzernashorn at May 28, 2014 11:38 AM (gmrH5)

154 Ok, so Obama knows how to plan an evacuation. Did it work out according to plan? Oh? We don't know yet!

Posted by: Weird Smythe at May 28, 2014 11:39 AM (poSm/)

155 Milwaukee Girl First Pitch

http://tinyurl.com/oexnhgk

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2014 11:39 AM (heLLM)

156 He's always going to be President Boyfriend to me; the only reference to him that makes me smile.

Posted by: Chupacabras at May 28, 2014 11:39 AM (5npD/)

157
Posted by: The Guy What Says "This, Very Clearly" is the End

Have you met the guy who says "this is how it begins"?

Posted by: Eric Stratton, Ruch Chairman at May 28, 2014 11:39 AM (JtwS4)

158 Little known fact:

Fitty sen's real name is Haf Dolla.

sounds Scandi.

Posted by: seamrog at May 28, 2014 11:39 AM (0BYYH)

159 150 Is the site being all squirrelly for anybody else? All the site formatting keeps disappearing when I refresh.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 28, 2014 11:37 AM (DrWcr)


Yeah, I'm having problems too.

Posted by: Tami at May 28, 2014 11:39 AM (v0/PR)

160 WHAT THE FUCK IS A MODERATE REBEL GROUP IN SYRIA?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2014 11:39 AM (t3UFN)

161
"Clearly, it hasn't worked out the way she argued it would and that's the kind of thing a want to be President needs to answer for. "





Wow! Just wow! Who the hell do you think you are that you can demand answers from a former SOS. Just shut up and pay your taxes prole.

Posted by: Drill_Thrawl at May 28, 2014 11:40 AM (fcNe2)

162 @150

Me to. NSA link must be acting up.

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 28, 2014 11:40 AM (0FSuD)

163 And still there are folks who swearsies that the United States has foresworn the use of torture since Fredo took office.

Only on unlawful enemy combatants. Citizens...meh, torture the fuck out of them until they comply.

Posted by: HR at May 28, 2014 11:40 AM (ZKzrr)

164 I think that there is no small amount of irony in Obama saying "This is American leadership," when Americans are being evacuated from Libya.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 28, 2014 11:40 AM (BZAd3)

165 That Allen West article reads like ... well, something from inforwards maybe. I mean, really, the person sitting next to him just so happened to know what really went down in Benghazi?


Isn't that the mother of all coincidences, or what?


Look, we all know bad shit was going on there, I just find that whole "oh, look what I found out from some random dude on the plane!" thing just plain weird.

YMMV.

Posted by: KG at May 28, 2014 11:40 AM (p7BzH)

166 Joe Biden may well get up there with two toy planes, flying them around the dais making 'whoosh! Vroom! Powpowpow' noises

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 28, 2014 11:41 AM (LCnMA)

167 I'm writing a book on Obama's executive competence.

Posted by: Jukin at May 28, 2014 11:41 AM (WGm5T)

168 Just finished.

Posted by: Jukin at May 28, 2014 11:42 AM (WGm5T)

169 159 150 Is the site being all squirrelly for anybody else? All the site formatting keeps disappearing when I refresh.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 28, 2014 11:37 AM (DrWcr)


Yeah, I'm having problems too.
Posted by: Tami at May 28, 2014 11:39 AM (v0/PR)

So it's not just me. Thanks.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 28, 2014 11:42 AM (DrWcr)

170 Tripoli, Libya (CNN)-- A retired Libyan general whose movement launched an assault on Islamist militias in Benghazi and demanded the suspension of parliament.. 4 days ago.

so this country is to also be left to MB and terrorist groups?

Posted by: willow at May 28, 2014 11:42 AM (nqBYe)

171 This is a day of obsurd news. From the sidebar:

"Crocodile injured by falling accountant during circus bus accident in Russia"

MURMANSK , Russia, May 22 (UPI) --A Russian reptile was hurt and vomited for several hours after it was crushed by an overweight accountant during an accident on a circus bus. When the bus hit a pothole, the 264-pound female accountant went flying and landed on top of the 6.5-foot crocodile, RIA Novosti reported.

Posted by: ExSnipe at May 28, 2014 11:42 AM (PJkjD)

172
Little known fact:



Fitty sen's real name is Haf Dolla.



sounds Scandi.

Posted by: seamrog at May 28, 2014 11:39 AM (0BYYH)

Better than his indian name "10 shitty nickles"

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 28, 2014 11:42 AM (FMbng)

173 Posted by: willow at May 28, 2014 11:38 AM (nqBYe)

You are so right. Where are all the fucking hippie douche bags protesting our Nobel Peace Prize winner and his indiscriminate killing? Where the fuck is that scrunt Cindy Sheehan? Where are protests with TFG being hung in effigy?

War is ok if started by a lib. Not so much for anyone else.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 28, 2014 11:43 AM (HVff2)

174 you know nevergiveup, moderate groups like al quada not horrid groups like tea partiers.

Posted by: willow at May 28, 2014 11:43 AM (nqBYe)

175 . When the bus hit a pothole, the 264-pound female accountant went flying and landed on top of the 6.5-foot crocodile,

That's a lot of woman.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2014 11:44 AM (heLLM)

176 This reminds me of the scene from Clear and Present Danger, when the President is giving his big tough-guy speech with a fuck-shit-up montage interspersed.

Only, you know, the exact opposite of that.

Posted by: Chupacabras at May 28, 2014 11:44 AM (5npD/)

177 160 WHAT THE FUCK IS A MODERATE REBEL GROUP IN SYRIA?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2014 11:39 AM (t3UFN

They only shoot Christians and Jews, they do not behead them.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 28, 2014 11:44 AM (HVff2)

178 155 Milwaukee Girl First Pitch

http://tinyurl.com/oexnhgk
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2014 11:39 AM (heLLM)

So a scrawny teenage girl can get a pitch over the plate, but Obama can't. That's beyond pathetic.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 28, 2014 11:44 AM (DrWcr)

179 or Ansar al-Sharia

Mohamed Zahawi, head of the Benghazi brigade of Ansar al-Sharia, accused the U.S. government of backing Hifter, who has begun a self-declared campaign to purge Libya of Islamic militants, Reuters reported.

"We remind America, if they intervene, of their defeats in Afghanistan, Iraq and Somalia, because they would face in Libya something much worse," he said in a statement

Posted by: willow at May 28, 2014 11:45 AM (nqBYe)

180 The story of Fredo is, in many ways, the story of Obama.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 28, 2014 11:45 AM (V70Uh)

181
Fredo's foreign policy outcomes were presaged by what we witnessed of his basketball prowess - nothing but air balls and bricks.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at May 28, 2014 11:45 AM (Pk0vQ)

182 The only good thing about the "Dr" dying?

The MSM will ignore Obama and run tributes to her "greatness"

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 28, 2014 11:45 AM (0FSuD)

183 'Soviet reptile was hurt and vomited for several hours after it was crushed by an overweight'

In many ways this is the story of Obama

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 28, 2014 11:45 AM (LCnMA)

184 o well.

Posted by: willow at May 28, 2014 11:46 AM (nqBYe)

185 It's a little ominous that Emperor Barack I is telling the army he will be sending them into battle against "the deniers".

Posted by: MTF at May 28, 2014 11:46 AM (jqyOS)

186 I feel kinda bad for that crocodile.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 28, 2014 11:46 AM (DrWcr)

187 "I'm not weak".


Anyone who has to say that is unbelievably weak. i.e. if it isn't obvious to an outside observer that you are not weak then saying you are not weak confirms that you are.


Besides Mr. Momjeans lies about everything - so don't call his bluff.11!!!!11!!


Of course in order to "prove" he is not weak Airball the First will doubtless nuke an unsuspecting ally to get some "street cred" - like a gang banger doing a drive by - close his eyes and start pulling the trigger.


Posted by: Weeping John Boehner at May 28, 2014 11:47 AM (ylhEn)

188 I don't know about you guys, but I'm beginning to think this Obama fellow is not qualified to be president.

Posted by: Countrysquire at May 28, 2014 11:47 AM (eEBON)

189 I thought the code pinkers were still active, just not getting any press because it may hurt President Boyfriend?

Posted by: Chupacabras at May 28, 2014 11:47 AM (5npD/)

190 BREAKING - Maya Angelou goes toes up at 86.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 28, 2014 11:05 AM (CMkNk)


Really? Best not to watch television today then.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 28, 2014 11:47 AM (oFCZn)

191 MTF, deniers are the greatest threat to the future of the world!

ask any dem , hell they are already writing to jail deniers.

Posted by: willow at May 28, 2014 11:47 AM (nqBYe)

192 That Allen West article reads like ... well, something from inforwards maybe. I mean, really, the person sitting next to him just so happened to know what really went down in Benghazi?

Isn't that the mother of all coincidences, or what?

Look, we all know bad shit was going on there, I just find that whole "oh, look what I found out from some random dude on the plane!" thing just plain weird.


I don't know how coincidental it would be. There were something like 30 people at Benghazi who survived. If they told a few close relatives you might have 100 people in the know. So one of them sits next to Alan West on the plane, recognizes him, and spills some information that's pretty much already known at this point.

Really, what's new in that report? We knew the former SEALs were told to stand down. We knew Stevens and Co were running a gun operation. We knew Stevens asked for assistance and was turned down. We knew the local guard either assisted the attack or melted away when it began. We knew the survivors were being threatened to keep quiet. Is this random guy on the plane confirmation of any of that? Nope.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 28, 2014 11:47 AM (l5wxK)

193 Out damn sock

Posted by: An Observation at May 28, 2014 11:47 AM (ylhEn)

194
175 . When the bus hit a pothole, the 264-pound female accountant went flying and landed on top of the 6.5-foot crocodile,
That's a lot of woman.
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2014 11:44 AM (heLLM)


Did you get to the War on Womyns tag line at the end of the article where the circus told Jinormous the Accountant to lose some weight?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at May 28, 2014 11:47 AM (Pk0vQ)

195 Seriously, make me the president for 4 hours and I'll fix all this muzzy shit with one quick press conference

"As president, if you evil shitstains don't knock it off, I'll do to Mecca and medina what I just did to the great glass plains formally known as Iran"

They'll settle right the hell down

Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 28, 2014 11:47 AM (PX5/5)

196 Maya Ange-... who?

Posted by: Dang at May 28, 2014 11:47 AM (MNq6o)

197 I am writing a book on Obama's shining moments.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 28, 2014 11:48 AM (32Ze2)

198 While understanding that we have some State Department people there, who in their right mind wants to travel halfway around the world for a fun-filled vacation to Libya?

Posted by: LukeinNE at May 28, 2014 11:48 AM (pi7Td)

199 Done

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 28, 2014 11:48 AM (32Ze2)

200 We came, we saw, we killed.

Who said this? Cowboy Bush or Hillary 'Smart Power' Clintern?

Posted by: Schwalbe: The Me-262 at May 28, 2014 11:48 AM (9Bdcz)

201

>>>so this country is to also be left to MB and terrorist groups?

Well, look where it is on the map FFS

Posted by: Bigby's Jazz Hands at May 28, 2014 11:48 AM (3ZtZW)

202 BREAKING - Maya Angelou goes toes up at 86.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 28, 2014 11:05 AM (CMkNk)

Will Barry order the flag be flown at half-staff, like he did for Whitney Crackhead Houston?

Posted by: Insomniac at May 28, 2014 11:48 AM (DrWcr)

203
WHAT THE FUCK IS A MODERATE REBEL GROUP IN SYRIA?


That would be the non-cannibal rebels.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at May 28, 2014 11:48 AM (rXcBX)

204 165 Look, we all know bad shit was going on there, I
just find that whole "oh, look what I found out from some random dude on
the plane!" thing just plain weird.



YMMV.

Posted by: KG at May 28, 2014 11:40 AM (p7BzH)

I suspect the "random dude on the plane" is a cover for who really told him. Recall the people in Benghazi were threatened with dire consequences if they ratted out Scankles and company.

Posted by: Vic at May 28, 2014 11:48 AM (T2V/1)

205 I am NOT weak!!!!!
I do NOT throw like a girl.
I DO know what I am doing.
I did NOT say you could keep your doctor.
I did NOT say you could keep your health care plan.

Posted by: King Barky the Liar at May 28, 2014 11:49 AM (WGm5T)

206 185 It's a little ominous that Emperor Barack I is telling the army he will be sending them into battle against "the deniers".


Posted by: MTF at May 28, 2014 11:46 AM (jqyOS)

And Lutherans. Especially them bastards who create jello with veggie shavings.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 28, 2014 11:49 AM (HVff2)

207 Failure is the new black.

Posted by: OMinionated at May 28, 2014 11:49 AM (pgQxn)

208 alternate headline:

Circus fat lady cannonballs croc.

Posted by: seamrog at May 28, 2014 11:50 AM (0BYYH)

209 My favorite JEF name is Preznit Urkel X.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 28, 2014 11:50 AM (32Ze2)

210 And Lutherans. Especially them bastards who create jello with veggie shavings.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 28, 2014 11:49 AM (HVff2)

Well, in fairness, that shit is a crime against humanity.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 28, 2014 11:50 AM (DrWcr)

211 Seriously, make me the president for 4 hours and I'll fix all this muzzy shit with one quick press conference



"As president, if you evil shitstains don't knock it off, I'll do to
Mecca and medina what I just did to the great glass plains formally
known as Iran"



They'll settle right the hell down

Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 28, 2014 11:47 AM (PX5/5)


Will the First Lady be up for posting more sofa pics?


Posted by: EC at May 28, 2014 11:51 AM (GQ8sn)

212 Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 28, 2014 11:48 AM (32Ze2)

You have to be the luckiest best selling author ever. 2 best selling books that took less than a pot of coffee to drink. Fuckin' eh.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 28, 2014 11:51 AM (HVff2)

213 Teresa, you related to the Koch Brothers?
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at May 28, 2014 11:33 AM (gOoFi)


Not even close (gosh darn it....)

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX (@Teresa_Koch) at May 28, 2014 11:51 AM (PZ6/M)

214
>>>The MSM will ignore Obama and run tributes to her "greatness"

She made it socially acceptable to go out in public wearing a turban and a mu mu

Posted by: Bigby's Jazz Hands at May 28, 2014 11:52 AM (3ZtZW)

215 Do I look like Obama in these jeans?

Posted by: Mid Life Mom at May 28, 2014 11:52 AM (pgQxn)

216 Will Barry order the flag be flown at half-staff, like he did for Whitney Crackhead Houston?

Posted by: Insomniac

Stand by for gratuitous fawning from elitists who can't recite a single word of her gibberish.

Posted by: Dang at May 28, 2014 11:52 AM (MNq6o)

217 Will Barry order the flag be flown at half-staff, like he did for Whitney Crackhead Houston?

That wasn't SCOAMF, that was Gov. Christie.

Posted by: HR at May 28, 2014 11:52 AM (ZKzrr)

218 #obamaisnotweak

Posted by: King Barky the Liar at May 28, 2014 11:52 AM (WGm5T)

219 BREAKING - Maya Angelou goes toes up at 86.


The Caged Bird Sings no more.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2014 11:52 AM (heLLM)

220
#PlainsOfGlass

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at May 28, 2014 11:52 AM (Pk0vQ)

221 Most LIVs think Maya Angelou wrote The Color Purple.

Posted by: Citizen X at May 28, 2014 11:52 AM (7ObY1)

222 BRB, writing a book on Obama's masculinity.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 28, 2014 11:53 AM (DrWcr)

223 OK, finished.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 28, 2014 11:53 AM (DrWcr)

224 He's always going to be President Boyfriend to me; the only reference to him that makes me smile.

Posted by: Chupacabras at May 28, 2014 11:39 AM (5npD/)

I tried to get #StalkerPreezy going during the last election when he and Mooch were asking for everyone's weeding and funeral gifts.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 28, 2014 11:53 AM (GDulk)

225 She made it socially acceptable to go out in public wearing a turban and a mu mu


Well, her and Rhoda Morgenstern.

Posted by: Citizen X at May 28, 2014 11:53 AM (7ObY1)

226 *wedding* dang it.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 28, 2014 11:53 AM (GDulk)

227 Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 28, 2014 11:47 AM (PX5/5)

I could handle your administration for 4 hours. And you can't make Da Bears Super Bowl Champs by Executive Order.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 28, 2014 11:54 AM (HVff2)

228 222 BRB, writing a book on Obama's masculinity.


The chapter on his mad fastball skillz should be a hoot.

Posted by: Citizen X at May 28, 2014 11:54 AM (7ObY1)

229 WHAT THE FUCK IS A MODERATE REBEL GROUP IN SYRIA?

They only rebel a little bit.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 28, 2014 11:55 AM (PYAXX)

230 Most LIVs think Maya Angelou wrote The Color Purple.Posted by: Citizen X at May 28, 2014 11:52 AM (7ObY1)She was looking at her cooter in the mirror at the time.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at May 28, 2014 11:55 AM (rXcBX)

231 217 Will Barry order the flag be flown at half-staff, like he did for Whitney Crackhead Houston?

That wasn't SCOAMF, that was Gov. Christie.
Posted by: HR at May 28, 2014 11:52 AM (ZKzrr)

DOH! You're right. Well, fuck him anyway.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 28, 2014 11:55 AM (DrWcr)

232 " I feel kinda bad for that crocodile."


No shit. What that croc' ever do to deserved that

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 28, 2014 11:55 AM (gOoFi)

233 *wedding* dang it.

Whew!

Posted by: Manuel the Gardener at May 28, 2014 11:56 AM (pgQxn)

234 175 . When the bus hit a pothole, the 264-pound female accountant went flying and landed on top of the 6.5-foot crocodile,


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And yet, the crocodile still has a better foreign policy than Fredo Sotero.

Posted by: Soona at May 28, 2014 11:56 AM (N0QQg)

235 The only successful black women the LIV's know are the ones played by Tracy Morgan on SnL.

Posted by: Chupacabras at May 28, 2014 11:56 AM (5npD/)

236
Did Maya Maya Maya the Comedian first pose the idea that Billy Jeff Clinton was our "first black President"?

Or was that Donna Brazilian Wax Job?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at May 28, 2014 11:57 AM (Pk0vQ)

237 I Know Why The Cage Bird Sings.

It's cause white people are racist, mainly.

Posted by: Maya Angeloupe at May 28, 2014 11:57 AM (ZPrif)

238 Really could have went the rest of my life without That visual in my head.

Posted by: willow at May 28, 2014 11:57 AM (nqBYe)

239 Libya isn't in the eastern Mediterranean. It's more south central Mediterranean.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 28, 2014 11:57 AM (LJ7Ze)

240 She was looking at her cooter in the mirror at the time.


There's a hilarious cartoon called The Amazing World of Gumball. One of those "kids" cartoons filled with jokes for the adults.

Anyway, the schoolteacher in the show is a baboon, and every time she turns her back to the class, the kids all go "ooh, gross" and stuff like that.

They never actually SHOW her behind. You just have to "get it."

Posted by: Citizen X at May 28, 2014 11:57 AM (7ObY1)

241 I played catch with the smartest president in the world and boy did my catching hand hurt.

Posted by: Chris Hayes at May 28, 2014 11:58 AM (WGm5T)

242 Break out the Champagne! The racist hackneyed troubadour beeze dead.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 28, 2014 11:58 AM (LJ7Ze)

243 Few poets can spark a smidgen of the controversy generated in
2001 by Angelou's undisclosed cut of the estimated $50-million in sales
for writing greeting card verse, a pursuit for which she is superbly
suited.

http://tinyurl.com/k5hawq4

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at May 28, 2014 11:59 AM (7xFRB)

244 There's a hilarious cartoon called The Amazing World of Gumball. One of those "kids" cartoons filled with jokes for the adults.


I've seen a few eps. It's one of those weird universe settings for a cartoon. Took me a few to "get" it. Courage The Cowardly Dog was another. Lots of strange shit happening.

Posted by: EC at May 28, 2014 12:00 PM (GQ8sn)

245 WHAT THE FUCK IS A MODERATE REBEL GROUP IN SYRIA?

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They kill you before they crucify you?

Posted by: WalrusRex at May 28, 2014 12:00 PM (XUKZU)

246 Did Maya Maya Maya the Comedian first pose the idea that Billy Jeff Clinton was our "first black President"?



Or was that Donna Brazilian Wax Job?



Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at May 28, 2014 11:57 AM (Pk0vQ)



Toni "don't call me Jim" Morrison

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 28, 2014 12:00 PM (0yEq2)

247 I am writing a book on Obama's Basketball exploits.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 28, 2014 12:00 PM (32Ze2)

248 Finished

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 28, 2014 12:00 PM (32Ze2)

249 I do NOT throw like a girl.
Girls throw like me.

Posted by: King Barky the Liar at May 28, 2014 12:01 PM (WGm5T)

250 They did introductions on the Podcast. They listened.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 28, 2014 12:01 PM (LJ7Ze)

251 I'll give Obama this . Apes that eat figs is no worse than the works of Maya.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at May 28, 2014 12:02 PM (QVjV7)

252 The Mail Sack?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 28, 2014 12:03 PM (LJ7Ze)

253 "Department immediately"?

Who screwed up, our magnificent media or our hapless State Department?

BTW have we heard from the brilliant Libya strategist Samantha Power yet? Heckuva job, Sam.

Posted by: PJ at May 28, 2014 12:03 PM (ZWaLo)

254 247 I am writing a book on Obama's Basketball exploits.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 28, 2014 12:00 PM (32Ze2)

248 Finished

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 28, 2014 12:00 PM (32Ze2

May I suggest an idea? Obama's Race Relations Exploits? That may take you an hour.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 28, 2014 12:03 PM (HVff2)

255 You laugh at how I throw a baseball or shoot a basketball now but you won't when you are in the FEMA camps.

Posted by: King Barky the Liar at May 28, 2014 12:04 PM (WGm5T)

256 8
OT:

BREAKING - Maya Angelou goes toes up at 86.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 28, 2014 11:05 AM (CMkNk)

Thank God, I have to take a piss...

Posted by: model_1066 at May 28, 2014 12:04 PM (T5sQc)

257
251 I'll give Obama this . Apes that eat figs is no worse than the works of Maya.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at May 28, 2014 12:02 PM (QVjV7)


crunchy figs... while dancing...

Don't be dissin' his magnum opus!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at May 28, 2014 12:05 PM (Pk0vQ)

258 255 You laugh at how I throw a baseball or shoot a basketball now but you won't when you are in the FEMA camps.
Posted by: King Barky the Liar at May 28, 2014 12:04 PM (WGm5T)

We'll still laugh at you, prancing sissyboy.

Posted by: model_1066 at May 28, 2014 12:05 PM (T5sQc)

259 outting CIA station chief?
Success!

Posted by: willow at May 28, 2014 12:06 PM (nqBYe)

260
BREAKING - Maya Angelou goes toes up at 86.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 28, 2014 11:05 AM (CMkNk)


That's first woman to land on Mars Maya Angelou.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at May 28, 2014 12:06 PM (rXcBX)

261 36 Was there a time when Maya Angelou wasn't a mean, hard-core leftist bitch?

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Yes. Before she was a mean, hard-core leftist bitch, she was a prostitute.

Posted by: whoever at May 28, 2014 12:06 PM (c/UgA)

262 I'm just now starting a book about the preezy's honesty to the American people.

Posted by: Soona at May 28, 2014 12:06 PM (N0QQg)

263 177 160 WHAT THE FUCK IS A MODERATE REBEL GROUP IN SYRIA?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2014 11:39 AM (t3UFN

They only shoot Christians and Jews, they do not behead them.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 28, 2014 11:44 AM (HVff2)

Ah, I thought they only sawed the heads halfway off, because Moderate.

Posted by: nnptcgrad at May 28, 2014 12:06 PM (+NaUu)

264 The pudding was lubricated with tears, it doesn't get any better than this:

"I must be a rain maker," a teary-eyed Dewhurst said in a concession speech less than an hour after the final polling sites closed. "When I woke up this morning ... I saw blanket rain clouds. I said, 'Oh boy, here we go again.'"

http://tinyurl.com/kb9fxxp

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at May 28, 2014 12:06 PM (L02KD)

265 Done.

Posted by: Soona at May 28, 2014 12:07 PM (N0QQg)

266 139. Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 28, 2014 11:34 AM (HVff2)

Agreed.

One other matter to acknowledge.

Gaddafi had the oil and gold, and went off the US Petro-Dollar.

As with any and all who attempt to leave the Saudi "there can only be one" fold, in came the US (as if) NATO Military to annihilate an entire civilization of people who had embraced education and career opportunities regardless of gender, ethnicity, creed or personal wealth. The US Air Force destroyed every university and school, water and public utilities, HOSPITALS, government buildings, EVERYTHING and every one.

And this month's Air Force Magazine reiterates its original summation post-Libyan "NATO" bombings. "Syria Is Not Libya" -- The US assumed "the lion's share of the load" bombing Libya. Two big results: Obama's enterprise depleted our Air Force arsenal and exhausted what life was squeezed from our fleets. No parts for repair, no contracts getting fulfilled (as usual) for new manned aircraft, sequestration (not the usual annual incident). A third massive result that no one likes mentioning, yet the Generals acknowledge; US perpetually redeployed "war-fighters" are beyond exhausted. They are redeployed until they either come home in body bags or injured with permanent disablement. And then after being treated with initial marvelous life saving measures between the combat zone and hospitalization, eventually are neglected or abused by the military medical treatments, both provided and denied, to become drug addicts by professional prescriptions, and denied professional counseling, both initial AND ongoing. More personnel die of suicide than from fighting the enemy.

And that was years ago. Prior to the insane warmongering to take down Syria "Because I Could" -- We Came, We Saw, We Killed, bwahahahahaha.

Interventionist US foreign policy is threatening the security of each and every American citizen, while advancing the powers of transnational authoritarians to abuse and exploit humanity at home and abroad.

So much for GW's "over there so we don't over here" US terrorism and the genocide of extraneous populations of human beings.

Don't judge Syrians or any other nationality by the likes of their government officials any more harshly than you accept culpability for our own nation's officials. OBAMA is merely the tip of a doomberg.

But never fear. Drones are here. Reapers stateside. Predators globally. Electronics: nothing could possibly go wrong. Program: all eggs in one basket.



Posted by: panzernashorn at May 28, 2014 12:07 PM (gmrH5)

267 crunchy figs... while dancing...

Don't be dissin' his magnum opus!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at May 28, 2014 12:05 PM (Pk0vQ)
Underwater man, don't forget that part.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at May 28, 2014 12:07 PM (rXcBX)

268 Joe the Plumber : "Your dead kids don't trump my Constitutional rights"


Libs screeching unsues

Posted by: McCool at May 28, 2014 12:07 PM (nCSwS)

269 White people are racist!
Buy our books! Watch our movies! Buy our music!
Give us tenure! And honorary degrees!
A govt pension would be nice!
Vote for me!

If you do all that then maybe, maybe, we'll consider forgiving your racist white ass for slavery.

But we probably won't.

Buy our stuff or ur racist, bitchez!! Maybe we'll forgive you this time!!!

Posted by: Maya, Oprah, Spike, Jay-Z, and Obama at May 28, 2014 12:07 PM (ZPrif)

270 I am writing a book on Obama's exploits vis a vis the ladies.....

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 28, 2014 12:08 PM (32Ze2)

271 264 "I must be a rain maker," a teary-eyed Dewhurst said ---

WTF? Did he go to the John Boner school of public speaking?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 28, 2014 12:08 PM (HVff2)

272 I didn't know Maya Angelou was a prostitute like Oprah.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 28, 2014 12:09 PM (LJ7Ze)

273 Finito

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 28, 2014 12:09 PM (32Ze2)

274 216 Will Barry order the flag be flown at half-staff, like he did for Whitney Crackhead Houston?

Posted by: Insomniac

Stand by for gratuitous fawning from elitists who can't recite a single word of her gibberish.

Posted by: Dang at May 28, 2014 11:52 AM (MNq6o)


I may tune into Brian Williams tonight just to see a rich coiffed white dude explain in pained tones how we should all be down with Teh Struggle.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 28, 2014 12:09 PM (oFCZn)

275 My response to the Turd Brain in Chief's speech at West Point.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEGFJD-3VhM

Posted by: ExSnipe at May 28, 2014 12:09 PM (PJkjD)

276
The #smartpower of #hashtag compels you!

The #smartpower of #hashtag compels you!

The #smartpower of #hashtag compels you!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at May 28, 2014 12:10 PM (Pk0vQ)

277 I can't wait to celebrate Rashard Mendenhall's death.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 28, 2014 12:10 PM (LJ7Ze)

278 Posted by: Maya, Oprah, Spike, Jay-Z, and Obama at May 28, 2014 12:07 PM (ZPrif)


How 'bout this in response: Fuck all y'all bitches.

Posted by: model_1066 at May 28, 2014 12:10 PM (T5sQc)

279 Moar Honey Badger don't give a shit ---

http://tinyurl.com/n6a555s

(Daily Mail) Lone badger holds off 4 lions for 30 minutes before becoming lunch. Then I'm reminded that our CiC lost a battle of wits with an umbrella.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 28, 2014 12:11 PM (wNF3N)

280 Will we get a new national holiday out of this?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 28, 2014 12:11 PM (LJ7Ze)

281 Weasel Zippers @weaselzippers 2m

Obama Tells West Point Grads They Will Be Fighting Global Warming http://shar.es/VAIa3

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Chris Plante played the clip at the end of his show a few minutes ago. It was....incredulous.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 28, 2014 12:11 PM (tsGZY)

282 Aww, now Davey Dewie has a sad. Maybe he shouldn't have talked so much shit about Dan Patrick's own run with clinical depression.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 28, 2014 12:12 PM (LCnMA)

283
Obama Tells West Point Grads They Will Be Fighting Global Warming

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**facepalm**


I do not want to live on this planet any longer.....

Posted by: fixerupper at May 28, 2014 12:12 PM (nELVU)

284 Now here's a poem.
http://minx.cc:1080/?blog=86post=281424

Posted by: HR at May 28, 2014 12:13 PM (ZKzrr)

285 Chris Plante played the clip at the end of his show a few minutes ago. It was....incredulous.
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 28, 2014 12:11 PM (tsGZY)

And the entire graduating class erupted in laughter, right?

Posted by: model_1066 at May 28, 2014 12:13 PM (T5sQc)

286 I didn't know Maya Angelou was a prostitute like Oprah.
Maybe not exactly like Oprah. I think Maya was thinner.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 28, 2014 12:13 PM (RGBsB)

287 Every West Point grad was wishing they had Admiral McRaven there instead.

Posted by: LASue at May 28, 2014 12:13 PM (S/lBi)

288 I am writing a book on Baraka and Moochelles marriage bliss.

Posted by: Soona at May 28, 2014 12:13 PM (N0QQg)

289 Someday West Point Grads will do battle against ManBearPig.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 28, 2014 12:13 PM (LJ7Ze)

290 (Daily Mail) Lone badger holds off 4 lions for 30 minutes before becoming lunch.

Moment of silence for the badger with balls of iron.

*pours out a Pepsi*

Posted by: bonhomme at May 28, 2014 12:13 PM (l5wxK)

291 I am NOT a stuttering clusterfuck of a malignant traitor!

Posted by: Angry Obama at May 28, 2014 12:14 PM (wAQA5)

292 We'd forgive your racist white ass for slavery -- but we're pretty sure you'd stop buying our shit if we did.

White liberal guilty for the win, bitchez!!! Gettin' paid!!

Posted by: Maya, Oprah, Spike, Jay-Z, and Obama at May 28, 2014 12:14 PM (ZPrif)

293 286 I didn't know Maya Angelou was a prostitute like Oprah.
Maybe not exactly like Oprah. I think Maya was thinner.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 28, 2014 12:13 PM (RGBsB)

"Oprah" is Swahili for "Shamu"

Posted by: model_1066 at May 28, 2014 12:14 PM (T5sQc)

294 268 Joe the Plumber : "Your dead kids don't trump my Constitutional rights"


Libs screeching unsues
Posted by: McCool at May 28, 2014 12:07 PM (nCSwS)


He is, of course, correct. If you read the entire letter, it's not anywhere near as harsh as the single quote the libs have focused their pants-wetting on.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 28, 2014 12:14 PM (DrWcr)

295
>>>You laugh at how I throw a baseball or shoot a basketball now but you won't when you are in the FEMA camps.

You're right. I can't play either.

Posted by: Bigby's Jazz Hands at May 28, 2014 12:15 PM (3ZtZW)

296 My response to the Turd Brain in Chief's speech at West Point.

what you've just said;... is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul...

Posted by: ExSnipe at May 28, 2014 12:15 PM (PJkjD)

297 And in other White House news...

SHOCK: Family found living in feces-covered home with corpse...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 28, 2014 12:16 PM (wtvvX)

298 "Oprah" is Swahili for "Shamu"

Oprah is illiterate for Orpah, the woman in the Bible Oprah's mom was trying to name her after.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 28, 2014 12:16 PM (l5wxK)

299 36 Was there a time when Maya Angelou wasn't a mean, hard-core leftist bitch?

All of my life she's been famous and she seemed to mainly use her fame to pronounce that people like (ie not socialist progtards) were evil, subhuman scum.

I hear she wrote some uplifting poetry. But most of what she said in public that I saw was her spewing hatred of anyone who disagreed with her politics.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at May 28, 2014 11:11 AM (ZPrif)

I cut a little more slack to black Americans her age; they have experienced real racism and oppression. That said, my mom and (step) dad are in their 70s and were conservatives before I was.

RIP, Maya Angelou. You now know the truth.

Posted by: baldilocks at May 28, 2014 12:16 PM (36Rjy)

300
Libya, like Ukraine has been an example of our foreign policy successes.
Have I reminded everyone lately that I AM the commander-in-chief?

Posted by: Angry Obama at May 28, 2014 12:17 PM (wAQA5)

301 Testing

Posted by: Soona at May 28, 2014 12:17 PM (N0QQg)

302 And the entire graduating class erupted in laughter, right?

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I was truly hoping he would've gotten booed with the global warming remarks. There was silence. Probably of the stunned variety.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 28, 2014 12:17 PM (tsGZY)

303 I do not want to live on this planet any longer.....

If we don't stop the warming then you won't be able to!!!!

Posted by: Algore at May 28, 2014 12:17 PM (RGBsB)

304 Maya Rudolph > Maya Angelou


Based on being in Idiocracy alone.

Posted by: Citizen X at May 28, 2014 12:18 PM (7ObY1)

305 I didn't know Maya Angelou was a prostitute like Oprah.

Maybe not exactly like Oprah. I think Maya was thinner...and anal was extra with Maya.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2014 12:18 PM (heLLM)

306 You know what really pisses me off? I saw the Enquirer in a grocery store the other day...

Posted by: Angry Obama at May 28, 2014 12:19 PM (wAQA5)

307 feces-covered home with corpse

Sounds like a thrash-metal anthem.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 28, 2014 12:19 PM (DrWcr)

308 POTUS Pro-Tip:

If you say "I'm not weak", you're weak....

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 28, 2014 12:19 PM (wtvvX)

309 I do not want to live on this planet any longer.....


Just got back from camping, and after one day of all the fresh hell, I'm ready to go back into the woods. Permanently.

Posted by: Citizen X at May 28, 2014 12:19 PM (7ObY1)

310 297 And in other White House news...

SHOCK: Family found living in feces-covered home with corpse...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 28, 2014 12:16 PM (wtvvX

May I have one guess? The Evil Koch Brothers caused this......

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 28, 2014 12:19 PM (HVff2)

311 62 At least Fredo didn't intend to take down his own family.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 28, 2014 11:13 AM (CMkNk)

Well yeah but only because he was to stupid to understand that would be the outcome of his actions. Kinda like obama
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2014 11:16 AM (t3UFN)

Obama definitely knows the outcome of his actions. He told us so from the beginning.

Posted by: baldilocks at May 28, 2014 12:19 PM (36Rjy)

312
Obama Tells West Point Grads They Will Be Fighting Global Warming

I'm ok with this if it means we can shoot Algore into the sun.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at May 28, 2014 12:20 PM (rXcBX)

313 Fredo Omits Any Reference To Islam Or Jihad During Speech At West Point, References Violent Extremist

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2014 12:20 PM (t3UFN)

314 303 I do not want to live on this planet any longer.....

If we don't stop the warming then you won't be able to!!!!
Posted by: Algore at May 28, 2014 12:17 PM (RGBsB)

Speaking for myself, I can't wait to see Al Gore's suicide on live TV.

Posted by: model_1066 at May 28, 2014 12:20 PM (T5sQc)

315 Speaking for myself, I can't wait to see Al Gore's suicide on live TV.

The man's worth north of 100M bucks. That should buy him a steady supply of Paxil.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 28, 2014 12:22 PM (l5wxK)

316 Just like Obama, ready to send our troops to fight participate in another "war" that cannot be won.

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 28, 2014 12:22 PM (o3MSL)

317 My favorite JEF name is Preznit Urkel X.

Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers is my top name

Posted by: Schwalbe: The Me-262 at May 28, 2014 12:22 PM (9Bdcz)

318 "Will the First Lady be up for posting more sofa pics?"

You mean will she wear a dress made out of upholstery fabric?

Sure thing.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 28, 2014 12:22 PM (V70Uh)

319 Speaking of "I'm not weak"...



Headline from Drudge (speaking to Snowden)

Kerry taunts: 'Man Up, come back'

Because our very own Hero of Communist Victory is just the one to be telling someone to man up.

I swear if you packed this administration with the first 8 out of the clown car at the circus it couldn't be any worse.

Posted by: An Observation at May 28, 2014 12:22 PM (ylhEn)

320 Obama Tells West Point Grads They Will Be Fighting Global Warming

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**facepalm**


I do not want to live on this planet any longer.....

Posted by: fixerupper at May 28, 2014 12:12 PM (nELVU)


Next up: Emperor Barry has soldiers collecting seashells on the beach.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 28, 2014 12:23 PM (oFCZn)

321 Is our Ewok up yet and scribbling a lengthy new thread? Just curious is all.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 28, 2014 12:23 PM (HVff2)

322 Obama definitely knows the outcome of his actions. He told us so from the beginning.

Unfortunately, many refused to listen.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 28, 2014 12:24 PM (RGBsB)

323 Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 28, 2014 12:12 PM (LCnMA)


Do you have a link to something? 'Cause I could use some schadenfreude.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 28, 2014 12:24 PM (PYAXX)

324 A MODERATE REBEL GROUP IN SYRIA?

US funded and trained IMPORTED Sunni (Saudi interested) mercenary and opportunist curs that bite the hand feeding them. Saudi "Because I Could" kill my American trainers and live to boast the deeds, suckers. "There can only be one" fundamentalist imam left standing, and Mecca claims to own all rights to all people. Submit to doom.

divide and conquer, more ways than one to suffer sabotage

Expecting loyalty from bribed thugs who share NOTHING in common with the typical US taxpayer footing the bill to perform mass genocides in the name of US sponsored "freedom and democracy".

Open borders. As at home, so abroad. As abroad, so at home. Any claim to national sovereignty will not be tolerated by transnational thugs fronting the US, NATO, EU and UN "peace keepers".

As per "evacuating" Libya, US is late.

Libyans have been evacuating Libya ever since the US bombings. And the EU Members who usurped the gold from Libya's Central Bank and oil "rights" from all Libyans are bitching that the Libyans are illegally immigrating via Mediterranean coastal ports. Italy is at France's neck, etc., blaming the other EU Member State for not contributing equally to solving the illegal immigration problems compounded from Libya's demise.

Posted by: panzernashorn at May 28, 2014 12:24 PM (gmrH5)

325
I saw "Feces Covered House with Corpse" open for "Anthrax" at the Orpheum in 1979.

Good show.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 28, 2014 12:24 PM (nELVU)

326 Next up: Emperor Barry has soldiers collecting seashells on the beach.

Um, Caligula was straight.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 28, 2014 12:24 PM (l5wxK)

327 May I have one guess? The Evil Koch Brothers caused this......Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 28, 2014 12:19 PM (HVff2)

Global Warming.
And White privilege.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 28, 2014 12:25 PM (PYAXX)

328 Obama said it would be the cadets who would have to be prepared for when we all start scratching each others' eyes out for the food and water resources that will catastrophically be diminished, due to global warming. {insert scary music}

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 28, 2014 12:25 PM (tsGZY)

329 Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers is my top name


He'll always be Barakhenaten I, to me...though SCOAMF is a strong #2.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2014 12:25 PM (heLLM)

330 Posted by: HR at May 28, 2014 12:13 PM (ZKzrr)

Don't know what you were linking to. This site has been goofy today.

Ace needs to drop a few quarters into the Pixy meter, or make a deposit in it's ATM.

Posted by: ExSnipe at May 28, 2014 12:26 PM (PJkjD)

331 "Next up: Emperor Barry has soldiers collecting seashells on the beach."


Come up with your own ideas, will ya.

Posted by: Caligula at May 28, 2014 12:26 PM (gOoFi)

332 Italy is at France's neck, etc., blaming the other EU Member State for not contributing equally to solving the illegal immigration problems compounded from Libya's demise.

I want to care, I really do, but that just makes me happy.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 28, 2014 12:26 PM (l5wxK)

333 317 My favorite JEF name is Preznit Urkel X.

Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers is my top name
Posted by: Schwalbe: The Me-262 at May 28, 2014 12:22 PM (9Bdcz)

I coined "Lord Urkel Hussein McPutt-Putt". Too wordy...

Posted by: model_1066 at May 28, 2014 12:26 PM (T5sQc)

334 In the hands of skilled leadership, a MAG - particularly with air cover - is a formidable force. More then enough to safely evacuate civilians.

In the hands of skilled leadership. And, of course, there's the rub. President Chauncey Gardener continues to demonstrate his amazing combination of petulance and incompetence.

If the State Department (insert hysterical laughter here) hasn't prepped things, then this could go bad, fast. Evacuee's have to be in well defined, and properly situated areas. They have to be accounted for, with a process to evacuate them.

1,000 Marines, with Air Cover is far more powerful than anything in Libya - but only if it fights as designed. And it's designed to fight in MANY different situations... but "anarchy" isn't one of them. If they scatter those Marines all over Libya, on a wild goose chase, then those rogue weapons become a real threat. A shoulder fired SAM. An RPG. You end up in another Afghan situation, where the bad guys can vastly outnumber the good guys because the good guys are spread too thin.

What should be a dangerous but manageable situation can easily become a disaster - all because our President is still watching PBS to figure out what's going on...

Posted by: RobM1981 at May 28, 2014 12:26 PM (zurJC)

335 I find it a sad example of Valerie Obama's incompetence and general lack of care that the State Dept told Americans to leave Libya BEFORE the US Navy was there. Not good planning.

Posted by: Baldy at May 28, 2014 12:26 PM (2bql3)

336 Ace needs to drop a few quarters into the Pixy meter, or make a deposit in it's ATM.
Posted by: ExSnipe at May 28, 2014 12:26 PM (PJkjD)

The hamsters are coming down off their meth high.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 28, 2014 12:26 PM (DrWcr)

337 War on Poverty
War on Drugs
War on Terror
War on Global Warming

Wars with no enemy tend to never end, but they sure to cost a lot of money.

Posted by: SH at May 28, 2014 12:26 PM (gmeXX)

338 Unfortunately, many refused to listen.

And more liked what they heard.

Posted by: HR at May 28, 2014 12:27 PM (ZKzrr)

339 I took an extended, and unplanned, vacation from reading/listening/watching any kind of political blather for about the last six weeks. I think I am going to return to that lifestyle for the foreseeable future, as even reading the indirect comments here about inept and evil King Barky is making me sick.

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 28, 2014 12:27 PM (o3MSL)

340 Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers is my top name

Heh. Back in the very early days of C4P (I am no longer a member) I wrote a whole parody book of Obama Christmas Carols credited to The Fresh Prince of Bill Ayres (as my nom de plume)

One of the C4P members actually printed up some copies and distributed them.

I still have a copy somewhere. I called it Chairman ObaMao's Little Red Book of Holiday Carols.

Posted by: Citizen X at May 28, 2014 12:27 PM (7ObY1)

341 Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 28, 2014 12:25 PM (PYAXX)

Dang, thanks Allen will have to remember those.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 28, 2014 12:28 PM (HVff2)

342 I wonder if they ever got around to beefing up security at the CIA annexes in Libya.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 28, 2014 12:28 PM (LJ7Ze)

343 I'm sure others commented on this two nights ago, but I just started watching History's WWII series (or whatever it is called). Is anyone surprised that John McCain doesn't have high appreciation for Patton?

Posted by: SH at May 28, 2014 12:28 PM (gmeXX)

344 Don't know what you were linking to. This site has been goofy today.

Jack M. wrote a lovely poem for SCOAMF's first coronation.

Posted by: HR at May 28, 2014 12:28 PM (ZKzrr)

345 Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers is my top name





He'll always be Barakhenaten I, to me...though SCOAMF is a strong #2.

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King Putt tops my lists.....

Tho... "spittle flecked douchenozzle manchild" comes in a close second.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 28, 2014 12:28 PM (nELVU)

346 I like "President Selfie McHalo", personally.

Posted by: Citizen X at May 28, 2014 12:28 PM (7ObY1)

347 Obama lowered the oceans.

At least he parted the Mediterranean for the Muslims to cross over into the Promised EU Land of milk and honey.

In his own bloated ego, Obama trumps Moses' Red/Reeds. Look for the pillar of smoke, and head that away.

Posted by: panzernashorn at May 28, 2014 12:28 PM (gmrH5)

348 Posted by: model_1066 at May 28, 2014 12:26 PM (T5sQc)

I remain a fan of 'Caliph Barky O'Choomba I' as a designator.

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 28, 2014 12:29 PM (o3MSL)

349 What should be a dangerous but manageable situation
can easily become a disaster - all because our President is still
watching PBS to figure out what's going on...

Posted by: RobM1981
..........
Actually, he listens to NPR's "All Things Considered"..

Posted by: Chi-town Jerry at May 28, 2014 12:29 PM (Z7PrM)

350 Someone here uses Prez'nit 404 frequently and that's a pretty good encapsulation of Epic Fail Barry.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 28, 2014 12:30 PM (oFCZn)

351 If we were to cut slack to every person who experienced hatred of their class at some point in their lives, we would be slacking EVERYONE.

Posted by: Baldy at May 28, 2014 12:30 PM (2bql3)

352 I remain a fan of 'Caliph Barky O'Choomba I' as a designator.

Posted by: Hrothgar
........
Does a general's outfit like Quackdaffy used to wear come with that title? Somebody oughtta 'shop that!

Posted by: Chi-town Jerry at May 28, 2014 12:30 PM (Z7PrM)

353 Is anyone surprised that John McCain doesn't have high appreciation for Patton?

Posted by: SH at May 28, 2014 12:28 PM (gmeXX)

Yes, Patton was old school Army when they preferred to win wars, rather than negotiate defeat!

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 28, 2014 12:30 PM (o3MSL)

354 Can I say something bloody obvious? Any American in Libya, right now, for any reason, deserves to be left there. What the hell were they thinking?

Posted by: Luke Vader at May 28, 2014 12:31 PM (sta+V)

355 342 I wonder if they ever got around to beefing up security at the CIA annexes in Libya.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 28, 2014 12:28 PM (LJ7Ze)

Memo:

Br'er al-Qaeda to Obama

PLEEZE, pleeze pleeze don't throw me in the briar patch!!! Anything, but not the briar patch!

Posted by: panzernashorn at May 28, 2014 12:32 PM (gmrH5)

356 Posted by: Chi-town Jerry at May 28, 2014 12:30 PM (Z7PrM)

Think there is a Louis XIV 'shop that could be easily tweaked.

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 28, 2014 12:32 PM (o3MSL)

357 Hey, wanna buy our stuff?
Not really.
Come on, it's about how you and your family are racist scum.
I don't know.
Look, we hate you, but maybe if you buy enough of our stuff we won't hate and demonize your kids. Maybe.
Take my money!!
...
Do you forgive me and my children now?

Nope.

Posted by: Maya, Oprah, Spike, Jay-Z, and Obama at May 28, 2014 12:32 PM (ZPrif)

358 "Next up: Emperor Barry has soldiers collecting seashells on the beach."

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

We're just starfish on the beach...

Posted by: Terry Jacks at May 28, 2014 12:32 PM (eEBON)

359
11 We sent American planes and crewmen, expended stores paid for by American taxpayers, risked life and property..........for?

For a failed state in the process of becoming a very nice playground for the al qaeda types. On the other hand, NAS Sigonella is just a convenient hop across the Med.

So when we have to bomb the bat snot out of the al qaeda types, we can do so fairly easily. I don't think that was an intentional benefit, tho.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at May 28, 2014 12:32 PM (1hM1d)

360 Check this out, stolen from Drudge.


http://tinyurl.com/q8hos56

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 28, 2014 12:33 PM (0FSuD)

361 Good evening everyone, Gen. Dr. Maya Angelou is still dead.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 28, 2014 12:34 PM (AzfMT)

362
Mogadishu on the Mediterranean Sea.


Thank You Mssr.s Sarkozy, Cameron and Obama!

Posted by: rd at May 28, 2014 12:34 PM (N7QgG)

363 For a failed state in the process of becoming a very nice playground for
the al qaeda types. On the other hand, NAS Sigonella is just a
convenient hop across the Med.


At least Bush's "we kind of like that they're all fighting us in one place" made *some* amount of sense.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 28, 2014 12:35 PM (PYAXX)

364 Is anyone surprised that John McCain doesn't have high appreciation for Patton?

Posted by: SH at May 28, 2014 12:28 PM (gmeXX)

Yes, Patton was old school Army when they preferred to win wars, rather than negotiate defeat!

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A reminder that there was a time when we actually went into north Africa rather than ordering an evacuation.

Posted by: SH at May 28, 2014 12:35 PM (gmeXX)

365 Good evening everyone, Gen. Dr. Maya Angelou is still dead.Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 28, 2014 12:34 PM (AzfMT)


And Abe Vigoda?

Still. Alive.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 28, 2014 12:36 PM (PYAXX)

366 What the hell were they thinking?

They're oil contractor employees offered MASSIVE incomes (not necessarily health care packages) who went in with "security" details that didn't pan out so well for US citizens, diplomats or not.

Palin [domestic manufacturing infrastructure interests] could tout the drill at home for national security logic, again.

But people have gone deaf for the most part.

Especially the goppers '08 with Mitt: "You can kiss those jobs good-bye. They are gone forever. Get Over It."

Posted by: panzernashorn at May 28, 2014 12:36 PM (gmrH5)

367 Is anyone surprised that John McCain doesn't have high appreciation for Patton?

We watched that cocksucker and Powell last night and I almost threw a shoe through the tv. I hate that fucking guy more than most dems.

Posted by: effit at May 28, 2014 12:36 PM (f7mRy)

368 A reminder that there was a time when we actually went into north Africa rather than ordering an evacuation.

Posted by: SH at May 28, 2014 12:35 PM (gmeXX)

Good times, good times!

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 28, 2014 12:37 PM (o3MSL)

369 What did Gaylord Focker give to A-Q?

A new sandbox to play in - Libya, shoulder fired SAMs, possible yellow cake, and barrels of liquid mustard agent.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 28, 2014 12:37 PM (AzfMT)

370 Operation : Pick-Up Brennan's Turd

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2014 12:38 PM (mkv5i)

371 I keep getting a baser more texty display?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 28, 2014 12:38 PM (LJ7Ze)

372 Remember when Reagan had to defend his image of being weak? Me neither.

Posted by: Countrysquire at May 28, 2014 12:39 PM (eEBON)

373 London's Dirty Secret: Pollution Worse Than Beijing'sDRUDGE
Fucking hypocrites.

Posted by: effit at May 28, 2014 12:40 PM (f7mRy)

374
Good evening everyone, Gen. Dr. Maya Angelou is still dead.


Me too.

Posted by: Zombie Gen Franco at May 28, 2014 12:40 PM (0FSuD)

375 We watched that cocksucker and Powell last night and I almost threw a shoe through the tv. I hate that fucking guy more than most dems.



Posted by: effit at May 28, 2014 12:36 PM (f7mRy)
Yup

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at May 28, 2014 12:40 PM (R8hU8)

376 People feared Reagan. "You blow up our disco, we blow up your house."

Simple concise message. Don't corner him. You'll draw back a stub.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 28, 2014 12:41 PM (AzfMT)

377 A new sandbox to play in - Libya, shoulder fired SAMs, possible yellow cake, and barrels of liquid mustard agent.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 28, 2014 12:37 PM (AzfMT)

I love mustard!

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 28, 2014 12:41 PM (DrWcr)

378 We watched that cocksucker and Powell last night and I almost threw a shoe through the tv. I hate that fucking guy more than most dems.

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I've only seen the first hour and a half. Here is what I have learned so far:

1. Certain leaders will risk all to gain an advantage (Patton).

2. Other leaders will lead from the front when they don't have to (MacArthur).

3. Some leaders will actually accept the blame and try to gain their integrity back (Churchill).

I miss those kinds of leaders (though I'm not a huge MacArthur fan in general).

Posted by: SH at May 28, 2014 12:42 PM (gmeXX)

379 374
Good evening everyone, Gen. Dr. Maya Angelou is still dead.


Me too.
Posted by: Zombie Gen Franco at May 28, 2014 12:40 PM (0FSuD

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Thanks Ben. How are your Steelers looking this year?

Posted by: Countrysquire at May 28, 2014 12:42 PM (eEBON)

380
Drew, Benghazi is cited because it's the most obvious display of craven lying and coverup most low info voters will recognize. Low info voters don't know shit about the rest of it. But if you're going to drill down from there you can't stop at Quaddafi. First there was Egypt, remember that? Obama wanted the Muslim Brotherhood in charge, and he had that for a few months. His plan was the same for Libya. Obama intentionally sought the rise of Islamist rule, and actively promoted it. THAT is the issue. Hillary didn't instigate that, but she executed his plan or tried to, until ...BENGHAZI, when it blew up in their faces.

Posted by: Born Free at May 28, 2014 12:42 PM (xL8Hf)

381 The Obama docudrama

starring Brian Dennehy

Posted by: panzernashorn at May 28, 2014 12:42 PM (gmrH5)

382 From the Halls of Montezuma.... to the shores of Trip.... errr.... Bengha..... to the shores of New Jersey......

Posted by: Barrack "Leatherneck" Obama at May 28, 2014 12:44 PM (nELVU)

383 Brennan, Obama and Jarret were ALL working hand in hand with the Muslim Brotherhood to set up islamist rule across the ME and N.Africa.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2014 12:44 PM (mkv5i)

384 380. delude yourself as you will re: "Hillary didn't instigate that" -- doesn't wipe clean her blood stains, "We Came, We Saw, We Killed, Bwahahahaha!"

Posted by: panzernashorn at May 28, 2014 12:44 PM (gmrH5)

385 How many times has Obama sided with islamists?
How many times will you buy the idea that it is on accident?

Posted by: Typo dynamofo at May 28, 2014 12:44 PM (IVgIK)

386 I saw a movie one time starring, I believe, Humphrey Bogart as a tough prosecutor prosecuting three juveniles for a gang related killing. The big surprise at the end was that they hadn't done it but they (and society) were so fucked up that they were more ashamed of NOT doing it than of going to prison or the chair. Now, on Weasel Zippers, a woman is ashamed of never having had an abortion, refers to the fetus as "goo".

Posted by: WalrusRex at May 28, 2014 12:44 PM (XUKZU)

387 Shithouse rats got nothin' on me. Just an FYI.

Posted by: Prince Charles at May 28, 2014 12:45 PM (Dwehj)

388 This thread's getting a little funky.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 28, 2014 12:45 PM (zF6Iw)

389 There is a show that has been out about a year called The Blacklist. It's quite good.

http://stream-tv.me/watch-the-blacklist-online/

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 28, 2014 12:45 PM (LJ7Ze)

390 Brennan, Obama and Jarret were ALL working hand in
hand with the Muslim Brotherhood to set up islamist rule across the ME
and N.Africa.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2014 12:44 PM (mkv5i)

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Three muslims walk into a bar.....

Posted by: Barrack at May 28, 2014 12:46 PM (nELVU)

391 "We Came, We Saw, We Killed"


So, Mrs. Clinton, you are FOR the assassination of foreign leaders?

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2014 12:46 PM (mkv5i)

392 Re Afghanistan
A small garrison of troops left in a not fully pacified nation are known as hostages.

Posted by: Typo dynamofo at May 28, 2014 12:46 PM (IVgIK)

393 Goo happens when you overheat your nano-built Replicant like Six whilst in the throws of passionate steamy hot nookie.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 28, 2014 12:47 PM (AzfMT)

394 I know when it comes to Libya and Hillary Clinton people want to focus on Benghazi. As tragic as that night was, the real scandal and mark against her was the decision to join in the campaign to depose Qadaffi in the first place.

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I disagree, the real scandal is Benghazi because that is the scandal in which 4 americans died. The decision to depose Qadaffi, while it may be proven to be a bad decision in the long run, was still one in which a dictator who has done bad things and was an enemy was deposed. Hard to convince the public that that was scandalous.

Posted by: SH at May 28, 2014 12:47 PM (gmeXX)

395 This thread's getting a little funky.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 28, 2014 12:45 PM (zF6Iw)


You ready willow's feather wings. I'll get the heels!

Posted by: EC at May 28, 2014 12:48 PM (GQ8sn)

396 My mistake. It's not a woman who is ashamed of not having an abortion. It's Sarah Silverman.

Posted by: WalrusRex at May 28, 2014 12:48 PM (XUKZU)

397 The Obama docudrama

starring Brian Dennehy


as... The Tele-Prompter of the United States.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 28, 2014 12:48 PM (PYAXX)

398 Goo happens when you overheat your nano-built Replicant like Six whilst in the throws of passionate steamy hot nookie.

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oooooh...... go on.....

Posted by: fixerupper at May 28, 2014 12:48 PM (nELVU)

399
Re Afghanistan
A small garrison of troops left in a not fully pacified nation are known as hostages.Posted by: Typo dynamofo at May 28, 2014 12:46 PM (IVgIK)



The British Retreat from Kabul worked out so well last time.

Posted by: rd at May 28, 2014 12:49 PM (N7QgG)

400 There is a show that has been out about a year called The Blacklist. It's quite good.


I've been meaning to get into that show. I've been reading up on the wiki episode synopses.

Posted by: EC at May 28, 2014 12:49 PM (GQ8sn)

401 "US Military Prepares To Evacuate Americans From Libya"

President Obama why didn't you do this September 11, 2012?

Hillary! where were you during this?

And Mitt Romney, why didn't you pound the snot out of Obama about this?

Hey GOP, the media and AMERICA! Where have you been about this?

And our military senior leadership?...we mean managers and bureaucrats. Go f yourselves!

Posted by: The Dead at Benghazi at May 28, 2014 12:49 PM (PJkjD)

402 "We Came, We Saw, We Killed"


So, Mrs. Clinton, you are FOR the assassination of foreign leaders?

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2014 12:46 PM (mkv5i)

So, Mrs. Clinton, you are FOR the assassination of foreign government leaders?

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 28, 2014 12:49 PM (o3MSL)

403 A small garrison left behind? What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: Lieutenant Gomville Bromhead at May 28, 2014 12:49 PM (5npD/)

404 The decision to depose Qadaffi, while it may be proven to be a bad decision in the long run, was still one in which a dictator who has done bad things and was an enemy was deposed.


He was an ally at the time of his assassination.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2014 12:50 PM (mkv5i)

405 Go home Pixy. You're drunk.

Posted by: Drill_Thrawl at May 28, 2014 12:50 PM (fcNe2)

406 Since I've heard that only morons hang out here; let me be brief.

Obarky (and anyone associated with this admin) = Clown show.

It is a sad day for our country when we elect someone who can out lie President Cigar and out clown a peanut farmer who was afraid of wabbits.

Posted by: Lloyd Loar at May 28, 2014 12:50 PM (DLqj1)

407 392
Re Afghanistan

A small garrison of troops left in a not fully pacified nation are known as hostages.




What, you mean my expeditionary force in Veitnam didn't work?


Why didn't someone tell me?

Posted by: Zombie JFK at May 28, 2014 12:50 PM (0FSuD)

408 The site is definitely wonky today.

Posted by: rd at May 28, 2014 12:51 PM (N7QgG)

409 Maximus: There is no one left to fight sire
Emporer: There is always someone left to fight

and when there's not... there's Global Warming !!!!

Posted by: McCool at May 28, 2014 12:52 PM (nCSwS)

410 The decision to depose Qadaffi, while it may be
proven to be a bad decision in the long run, was still one in which a
dictator who has done bad things and was an enemy was deposed.





He was an ally at the time of his assassination.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2014 12:50 PM (mkv5i)

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What is it with this administration and people ending up with *things* up their asses.... then dead???

Posted by: fixerupper at May 28, 2014 12:52 PM (nELVU)

411 I've been meaning to get into that show. I've been reading up on the wiki episode synopses.

Posted by: EC at May 28, 2014 12:49 PM (GQ8sn)

I didn't care for James Spader, but it turns out to be a quite well written and produced show, although formulaic in that there is a Moriarty super criminal element, but still nice twists and turns.

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 28, 2014 12:52 PM (o3MSL)

412 I saw a movie one time starring, I believe, Humphrey Bogart as a tough prosecutor prosecuting three juveniles for a gang related killing. The big surprise at the end was that they hadn't done it but they (and society) were so fucked up that they were more ashamed of NOT doing it than of going to prison or the chair. Now, on Weasel Zippers, a woman is ashamed of never having had an abortion, refers to the fetus as "goo".

That is, I think, Knock On Any Door, from 1949.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 28, 2014 12:53 PM (zF6Iw)

413 Remember.

We MUST negotiate with Iran. A sworn enemy.

We MUST forcefully depose Morsi and Quadafy. Both, allied with the West.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2014 12:53 PM (mkv5i)

414 You need more than a garrison? Pussies.

Posted by: Chris Adams at May 28, 2014 12:53 PM (5npD/)

415 396 My mistake. It's not a woman who is ashamed of not having an abortion. It's Sarah Silverman.
Posted by: WalrusRex at May 28, 2014 12:48 PM (XUKZU)

"Vile scrunt" comes to mind.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 28, 2014 12:53 PM (DrWcr)

416 It is a sad day for our country when we elect
someone who can out lie President Cigar and out clown a peanut farmer
who was afraid of wabbits.


Posted by: Lloyd Loar at May 28, 2014 12:50 PM (DLqj1)


That is an excellent turn of phrase.

Posted by: D-Lamp at May 28, 2014 12:53 PM (bb5+k)

417 Posted by: Typo dynamofo at May 28, 2014 12:46 PM (IVgIK)

Stole that to Twitter.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 28, 2014 12:53 PM (GDulk)

418 Maximus: There is no one left to fight sire

Emporer: There is always someone left to fight


I much prefer this exchange:

Payne: "There must be someone left who needs killin'!"
General (deadpan): "I'm sorry, Major. You've killed them all."

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 28, 2014 12:54 PM (PYAXX)

419 I keep getting what I think is a http text display. Sometimes websites fray and you get a more basic display.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 28, 2014 12:54 PM (LJ7Ze)

420 Small garrison in Afghanistan?

Jan 6th 1842. British forces, after being besieged in Kabul, try to pull back to Jalalabad. They are massacred before reaching that city.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 28, 2014 12:54 PM (AzfMT)

421
>>Made Obama look like a foreign born faggot.

And....

Posted by: Aviator at May 28, 2014 12:54 PM (ryukK)

422 My mistake. It's not a woman who is ashamed of not having an abortion. It's Sarah Silverman.


I'd still burn the copious fur off of that.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2014 12:54 PM (mkv5i)

423 Spader was incredible in Less Than Zero, don't think he always gets the acting cred he deserves.

Posted by: Chupacabras at May 28, 2014 12:55 PM (5npD/)

424 I've been meaning to get into that show. I've been reading up on the wiki episode synopses.

That's a good show, as is The Americans.

Whazzup, Hordelings?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 28, 2014 12:55 PM (0HooB)

425 372 Remember when Reagan had to defend his image of being weak?


Spot on. Mofo took two bullets through the chest at the age of what, 70? And was joking with the doctors and up and around a week later like nothing happened.

Damn, I loved that guy.

Posted by: Citizen X at May 28, 2014 12:55 PM (7ObY1)

426 Jalalabad.

Anyone know how you *stop* pronouncing this?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 28, 2014 12:56 PM (PYAXX)

427 Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2014 12:53 PM (mkv5i)

That's why I've said O is like an abusive boyfriend. He seperates us from friends and family while insisting we make nice to *his* friends who want to kill us and rape the corpse.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 28, 2014 12:56 PM (GDulk)

428 refers to the fetus as "goo".

Remember, they love SCIENCE! and we're ignorant.

Posted by: HR at May 28, 2014 12:56 PM (ZKzrr)

429 Payne: "There must be someone left who needs killin'!"
General (deadpan): "I'm sorry, Major. You've killed them all."



That was a great movie to watch with the family. I loved the variation on the Little Engine That Could story.


"Bubba, you ain't got no legs!"


Posted by: EC at May 28, 2014 12:58 PM (GQ8sn)

430 I saw Rape the Corpse open for Cradle of Filth at Ozzfest.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 28, 2014 12:59 PM (DrWcr)

431 With Q-Daffy, if a bad guy changes allegiance and joins your side, it's stupid to then kill him. For one thing, it kinda ruins the incentive for other bad guys to switch to your side.

No better friend, no worse enemy doesn't work if, when an enemy disarms to become your friend, you use that as an opportunity to kill him.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at May 28, 2014 12:59 PM (ZPrif)

432 Finished it!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 28, 2014 12:59 PM (CGMOF)

433 Writing a book about Hilliary's SoS accomplishments.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 28, 2014 12:59 PM (CGMOF)

434 I saw Rape the Corpse open for Cradle of Filth at Ozzfest.


They were taking him to the MEDICAL TENT!

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2014 12:59 PM (mkv5i)

435 Posted by: EC at May 28, 2014 12:58 PM (GQ8sn)


"Major, no one has done the robot in *years*."

"I shall have to dig deeper into my... repertoire."

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 28, 2014 01:00 PM (PYAXX)

436 US Military Prepares To Evacuate Americans From Libya


Too-Ray says 'dat's rayciss' Details at 11.

Posted by: model_1066 at May 28, 2014 01:00 PM (T5sQc)

437
"No better friend, no worse enemy doesn't work if, when an enemy disarms to become your friend, you use that as an opportunity to kill him."



Sounds like standard mooslime treachery to me.

Posted by: Drill_Thrawl at May 28, 2014 01:00 PM (fcNe2)

438 refers to the fetus as "goo".

Remember, they love SCIENCE! and we're ignorant.

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Perhaps this is just wishful thinking, but I think comments like that actually hurt the pro-choice cause than help. A good portion of america recognizes that the fetus is another person or at least a fetus with that potential. Cognitive dissonance aside, few argue that it is just goo. These comments may make her friends laugh, but I suspect that it disgusts a lot of people, even those who are somewhat sympathetic to pro-choice.

Posted by: SH at May 28, 2014 01:01 PM (gmeXX)

439 436 US Military Prepares To Evacuate Americans From Libya


Too-Ray says 'dat's rayciss' Details at 11.
Posted by: model_1066 at May 28, 2014 01:00 PM (T5sQc)

White privilege.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 28, 2014 01:01 PM (DrWcr)

440
"Major, no one has done the robot in *years*."

"I shall have to dig deeper into my... repertoire."





"I'm going to put my foot so far up your ass, the water on my knee is going to quench your thirst!!!"


Posted by: EC at May 28, 2014 01:02 PM (GQ8sn)

441 Well the one thing that those Afgan garrison troops would know for sure: just how much El Presidente Airball would have their back - when they are attacked.

He'd be right there suiting up for a quick 18 holes.

Posted by: An Observation at May 28, 2014 01:02 PM (ylhEn)

442 Perhaps this is just wishful thinking, but I think comments like that actually hurt the pro-choice cause than help. A good portion of america recognizes that the fetus is another person or at least a fetus with that potential. Cognitive dissonance aside, few argue that it is just goo. These comments may make her friends laugh, but I suspect that it disgusts a lot of people, even those who are somewhat sympathetic to pro-choice.
Posted by: SH at May 28, 2014 01:01 PM (gmeXX)

"Goo" may be off-script, but "clump of cells" and "product of conception" are often used as part of the pro-abortion brainwashing program.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 28, 2014 01:02 PM (DrWcr)

443 With Q-Daffy, if a bad guy changes allegiance and joins your side, it's stupid to then kill him. For one thing, it kinda ruins the incentive for other bad guys to switch to your side.

-----

I agree, but good luck convincing the public that getting rid of him was a bad thing because he was a bad guy for a while (probably still was, just knew who to align with to keep power). Thus, the real scandal is the one in which 4 Americans died.

Posted by: SH at May 28, 2014 01:02 PM (gmeXX)

444 #Yesallwomen

Problem solved.

Posted by: The Governor at May 28, 2014 01:03 PM (Tlix5)

445 Perhaps this is just wishful thinking, but I think
comments like that actually hurt the pro-choice cause than help. A good
portion of america recognizes that the fetus is another person or at
least a fetus with that potential. Cognitive dissonance aside, few
argue that it is just goo. These comments may make her friends laugh,
but I suspect that it disgusts a lot of people, even those who are
somewhat sympathetic to pro-choice.

Posted by: SH at May 28, 2014 01:01 PM (gmeXX)


Ask a lib if killing a pregnant woman is considered one or two homicides.

Posted by: EC at May 28, 2014 01:03 PM (GQ8sn)

446 "Goo" may be off-script, but "clump of cells" and "product of conception" are often used as part of the pro-abortion brainwashing program.

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I don't think it is having the intended effect.

Posted by: SH at May 28, 2014 01:04 PM (gmeXX)

447 #Yesallwomen

What the hell is that even supposed to mean?

Posted by: Insomniac at May 28, 2014 01:04 PM (DrWcr)

448 And finally, Mr. Snowden, what do you think about White Privilege and how it recently killed Maya Angelou?

Posted by: Brian Williams at May 28, 2014 01:04 PM (oFCZn)

449 Apparently he had a little accident.

Apparently he pissed all over the front of his pants.
Well maybe that's because he's six.
Because he's six? Woman, when I was six years old I had a full time job.

Posted by: Countrysquire at May 28, 2014 01:04 PM (eEBON)

450 Posted by: Insomniac at May 28, 2014 01:02 PM (DrWcr)


And aren't working, either.

Seriously, the pro-Life side is *winning* on abortion. We'll never get rid of elective abortion completely, but it's status as the "go-to option" is being eroded every year.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 28, 2014 01:05 PM (PYAXX)

451 Ask a lib if killing a pregnant woman is considered one or two homicides.

----

I'm talking about the public at large not die hard liberals. I think this language turns people off who may be sympathetic to your side. There is a large group of people who are of the "I wouldn't personally have one but don't think I should impose my views on others." They are the same people who will say, sure an abortion in first trimester is fine, but not in the other two. I don't see how you can be intellectually honest and reconcile those two positions, but those people exist. I think the goo comment turns off those people - or at least does not advance the argument. Just my own opinion.

Posted by: SH at May 28, 2014 01:07 PM (gmeXX)

452 Apparently he pissed all over the front of his pants.

Joe? Joe Biden, is that you?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 28, 2014 01:08 PM (zF6Iw)

453 "We'll never get rid of elective abortion completely, but it's status as the "go-to option" is being eroded every year."

I thought I read somewhere that two out of every three black Detroit pre-children die before birth.

If that's erosion, what were the figures five years ago?
Not trying to flame.
Just aghast at that report, if I am remembering it correctly.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 28, 2014 01:09 PM (CGMOF)

454 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 28, 2014 01:09 PM (CGMOF)


Well, I was thinking nation-wide, not specific States or cities. Though I wouldn't be surprised to find out that *is* an improvement.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 28, 2014 01:10 PM (PYAXX)

455 *wanders in*

http://bit.ly/1isoLLP


*wanders out*

Posted by: alexthechick - Raaaaawwwwwrrr at May 28, 2014 01:11 PM (mf5HN)

456 *looks at link*

Oh you naughty naughty taunty Zoot you

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 28, 2014 01:12 PM (AzfMT)

457 So, who gets credit for Libya's impending self-destruction: TFG or Hillary?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 28, 2014 01:12 PM (0HooB)

458 Oh you naughty naughty taunty Zoot you
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 28, 2014 01:12 PM (AzfMT)

Can I have a little bit of peril?

Posted by: Insomniac at May 28, 2014 01:12 PM (DrWcr)

459 457So, who gets credit for Libya's impending self-destruction: TFG or Hillary?Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Bush, of course.

Posted by: Countrysquire at May 28, 2014 01:13 PM (eEBON)

460 I don't think it is having the intended effect.

"The public at large" isn't the intended audience for "just a clump of cells." That language is for convincing young women it's not wrong--or dangerous--it's just a clump of cells, honey, bring us the fee and we'll remove it and have you on with your life by tomorrow afternoon.

Pfeh.

Posted by: HR at May 28, 2014 01:13 PM (ZKzrr)

461 Backwards Boy, in a just world it would be both.

But they will blame it all on a video.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 28, 2014 01:13 PM (AzfMT)

462 Ace still asleep?

Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at May 28, 2014 01:16 PM (9+ccr)

463 450
Posted by: Insomniac at May 28, 2014 01:02 PM (DrWcr)



And aren't working, either.

Seriously, the
pro-Life side is *winning* on abortion. We'll never get rid of elective
abortion completely, but it's status as the "go-to option" is being
eroded every year.
----------\

We are winning.

6 murder mills in Texas.

And most of those will be gone in 3 years as we've sent even more Pro-Life representatives to the legislature this year. Meaning, additional restrictions will be voted and passed next year.



Posted by: RoyalOil at May 28, 2014 01:16 PM (VjL9S)

464 **Straps Danishes to head**


"Save us LauraW.

You're our only hope."

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2014 01:16 PM (oPmI6)

465 Backwards Boy, in a just world it would be both.

But they will blame it all on a video.


Yeah, I apologize for that momentary lapse into Reality.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 28, 2014 01:16 PM (0HooB)

466 **Straps Danishes to head**

Yesterday Bismarcks, today wienerbrød...

Posted by: HR at May 28, 2014 01:20 PM (ZKzrr)

467 451
Ask a lib if killing a pregnant woman is considered one or two homicides.



----



I'm talking about the public at large not die hard liberals. I
think this language turns people off who may be sympathetic to your
side. There is a large group of people who are of the "I wouldn't
personally have one but don't think I should impose my views on others."
============
Either it's a life or it is not.

That view is akin to, "I personally wouldn't order the death of that baby but, I'm not going to impose my view on others--I'll let someone else sign the order, though."

That's why we are winning: There is no reasonable or humane reason for elective abortions--a willful destruction of life merely for convenience.

Either it's a life or it is not.

That's why they resort to euphemisms--a fetus, a clump of cells, goo--to avoid that question.

Because if that's the question, they lose--and are losing.

Posted by: RoyalOil at May 28, 2014 01:21 PM (VjL9S)

468
Just got back from camping, and after one day of all the fresh hell, I'm ready to go back into the woods.

Oooh. Me too. Camped for four days over Memorial Day. Heard some mewling about a shooting in California on my way home and was glad to have missed all news.

The woods is a nice place.

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at May 28, 2014 01:21 PM (JtwS4)

469 We are winning.

6 murder mills in Texas.

And most of those will be gone in 3 years as we've sent even more Pro-Life representatives to the legislature this year. Meaning, additional restrictions will be voted and passed next year.



Posted by: RoyalOil
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

But do you think Governor Davis will sign them into law?

OK, that was tough to type.

Posted by: Countrysquire at May 28, 2014 01:21 PM (eEBON)

470 Is it just me or do Pixy's computer hamsters appear to have a case of dyspepsia today?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 28, 2014 01:22 PM (0HooB)

471 /prepares to fire flare gun for new thread

/stops to consider possibility flare would ignite old thread

/fires anyway

Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 28, 2014 01:23 PM (rt3TY)

472 Is it just me or do Pixy's computer hamsters appear to have a case of dyspepsia today?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 28, 2014 01:22 PM (0HooB)
Yup

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at May 28, 2014 01:23 PM (R8hU8)

473 Looks like a slow day. And the blog may be constipated, too - no morning dump...

Posted by: shredded chi at May 28, 2014 01:23 PM (gb8Rm)

474 Is it just me or do Pixy's computer hamsters appear to have a case of dyspepsia today?

..."today"?...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 28, 2014 01:24 PM (rt3TY)

475 Posted by: Countrysquire at May 28, 2014 01:21 PM (eEBON)


Ow. Oooow. Ouch.

Stop! You're making my sides hurt.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 28, 2014 01:24 PM (PYAXX)

476 470Is it just me or do Pixy's computer hamsters appear to have a case of dyspepsia today?
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

I'm just happy that I can access the comments. Cannot access them from home on the same laptop.

Posted by: Countrysquire at May 28, 2014 01:25 PM (eEBON)

477 #468 Oooh. Me too. Camped for four days over Memorial Day. Heard some mewling about a shooting in California on my way home and was glad to have missed all news.

The woods is a nice place.



Funnily enough, the shooting was the first news I heard after coming back to so-called civilization.

We took my 10-year old nephew on the camping trip. Loved watching the young'un catching fish for dinner, gathering firewood, showing his dad (my bro) how to eat cattails...he's a chip off his old uncle Citizen X's block!

Posted by: Citizen X at May 28, 2014 01:25 PM (7ObY1)

478 464 **Straps Danishes to head** 

"Save us LauraW. 

You're our only hope."

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2014
----------------
Now THAT was funny.

Posted by: shredded chi at May 28, 2014 01:25 PM (gb8Rm)

479 Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 28, 2014 01:23 PM (rt3TY)


Remember, the highest aspiration of Man is not to be on fire.

Or... from the Birthday Dirge:
"Son this lesson you must learn/
first you pillage THEN you burn..."

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 28, 2014 01:25 PM (PYAXX)

480 Backwards , i've timed out a couiple of times.
erased history, closed other tabs, disk clean-up ,defragged, checked router.

i think it's acees issue.

Posted by: willow at May 28, 2014 01:26 PM (nqBYe)

481 But do you think Governor Davis will sign them into law?

OK, that was tough to type.
==============

LOL.

I intend to post several "who's going to attend Governor Davis' Inauguration" or "what bill will Governor Davis sign/veto first?" type mocks on the FB on 11/5/14.

Stupid Dems.

I laugh at them the way I laugh at a rattlesnake flattened on the highway--deserving but still a dangerous animal.

Posted by: RoyalOil at May 28, 2014 01:26 PM (VjL9S)

482 We are winning.

6 murder mills in Texas.

And most of those will be gone in 3 years as we've sent even more Pro-Life representatives to the legislature this year. Meaning, additional restrictions will be voted and passed next year.



Posted by: RoyalOil at May 28, 2014 01:16 PM (VjL9S)

Should run all the Leftists out. Good job, Texas!

Meanwhile, conservatives in Texas like my sister and brother-in-law are making more little conservatives! They had their fifth a few months back. Their eldest is the one of the young men I wrote about in my post here, "My Nephews"--the one who got married last year.

Posted by: baldilocks at May 28, 2014 01:27 PM (36Rjy)

483 Hmm, I'd welcome a slow news day.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 28, 2014 01:28 PM (0HooB)

484 I think today it's just going to be keeping my head down and just trying to look diverse when someone brings up Angelou.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 28, 2014 01:28 PM (oFCZn)

485 Oh just shut the fuck up.



Andrea @PARENTise 2m
I'm declaring #NotOneMore. Send your elected officials a postcard right now.

Posted by: RWC at May 28, 2014 01:29 PM (fWAjv)

486
OK.... its time.

Its time we daywalkers band together and demand our fairshare.ONT's *never* get short shrifted. Why should WE put up social ineqaulity and second class moron status.

Join me in forming the "International Brotherhood of Daywalkers Local Union #001." Dues are $10.00 monthly and $100.00 yearly.

I take checks. Two "p"'s in "fixerupper"

Posted by: fixerupper at May 28, 2014 01:29 PM (nELVU)

487 And if last night's election results told us anything, it's that we're wanting a governor Wendy Davis.

Posted by: Countrysquire at May 28, 2014 01:29 PM (eEBON)

488 BTW, the way to eat cattails is:

Grab the stalk just above the water line and firmly yank upwards. The stalk will break free from the root.

You'll notice the bottom of the stalk, anywhere from 4 inches to a foot, is white. Tear off the tough, muddy outer layers and cut the white part off for eating.

It's sorta like a cross between celery and fennel. You can eat it right there on the spot or cut up to toss in a salad later.

You can eat the roots too, but that's a lot more complicated.

Posted by: Citizen X at May 28, 2014 01:30 PM (7ObY1)

489 A thread were we list all our nicknames for the SCoaMF would be quick and easy open thread fodder. *wink*wink*nudge*nudge*Say no more*

Posted by: toby928(C) at May 28, 2014 01:30 PM (QupBk)

490 I put my money on "Arab Spring" but finished out of the money.

Posted by: obama at May 28, 2014 01:30 PM (WCnJW)

491
Amen.
Ghadaffi, by Middle-Eastern standards, had been a relatively good boy. We'd have been better served, if getting involved at all, to back him against the terrorist-affiliated rebel groups.
But not with "Smart Power" in charge.

Posted by: Sam In VA at May 28, 2014 01:30 PM (Q52VH)

492 Am I the only one who is praying that Mandela Sign Language Guy is doing the play by play for the Angelou funeral?

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2014 01:31 PM (oPmI6)

493 OK.... its time.

Its time we daywalkers band together and demand our fairshare.ONT's *never* get short shrifted. Why should WE put up social ineqaulity and second class moron status.

Join me in forming the "International Brotherhood of Daywalkers Local Union #001." Dues are $10.00 monthly and $100.00 yearly.

I take checks. Two "p"'s in "fixerupper"
Posted by: fixerupper
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Can I be the union's business agent? That's where the real money is.

Posted by: Countrysquire at May 28, 2014 01:31 PM (eEBON)

494 Fixerupper, i add to demand, i think men cake shots should be equally presented throughout the day and evening.

Posted by: willow at May 28, 2014 01:31 PM (nqBYe)

495 Hmm, I'd welcome a slow news day.

*waves*

Posted by: The Gorn at May 28, 2014 01:31 PM (QupBk)

496 i think it's acees issue.

Yeah, this place is acting just like it did before the blackout site got started: the highly technical term for that is called "hinky" IIRC.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 28, 2014 01:32 PM (0HooB)

497 baldilocks,
good to see that your link is working again - I finally bookmarked you this time.

Posted by: shredded chi at May 28, 2014 01:32 PM (gb8Rm)

498 It's sorta like a cross between celery and fennel and dirt.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2014 01:33 PM (oPmI6)

499 This page is showing its white privilege.

It's all white. I want my gray boxes!

Posted by: Citizen X at May 28, 2014 01:33 PM (7ObY1)

500 Backwardsboy, we might put the link up before the horro begins!

Posted by: willow at May 28, 2014 01:33 PM (nqBYe)

501 498 It's sorta like a cross between celery and fennel and dirt.


Nah. It's pretty tasty.

Take notes, class. We're gonna need this knowledge in the camps.

Posted by: Citizen X at May 28, 2014 01:34 PM (7ObY1)

502 @488

We always boiled the cat tails in Scouts. Maybe those were the roots.

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 28, 2014 01:34 PM (0FSuD)

503 It's all white. I want my gray boxes!


I'm wight heewr, mwister.

Posted by: Barbara Walters at May 28, 2014 01:34 PM (oPmI6)

504
Who are we kidding? Ace knows we won't strike. You gotta put on pants to walk the picket line.

Posted by: Countrysquire at May 28, 2014 01:35 PM (eEBON)

505 Why am I imagining some cobs sitting around a big red button marked "Ace"?:

"Has anyone ever pushed it?"

"No."

"Hmmm."

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 28, 2014 01:35 PM (oFCZn)

506 Eating cat tails? Is that what the kids are calling it now?

Posted by: Countrysquire at May 28, 2014 01:35 PM (eEBON)

507 Send your elected officials a postcard right now.

"Greetings from Fuckedville. Wish you were here."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 28, 2014 01:36 PM (0HooB)

508 I'm about ready to head over to The Federalist.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2014 01:36 PM (oPmI6)

509
DayWalkers vs NightStalkers: The Wreckoning.

Some of us though can walk in both worlds.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 28, 2014 01:36 PM (Pg9I+)

510
We took my 10-year old nephew on the camping trip. Loved watching the young'un catching fish for dinner, gathering firewood, showing his dad (my bro) how to eat cattails...he's a chip off his old uncle Citizen X's block!

That is great. Passing it on is wonderful.

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at May 28, 2014 01:36 PM (JtwS4)

511 Fixerupper, i add to demand, i think men cake shots should be equally presented throughout the day and evening.

Posted by: willow at May 28, 2014 01:31 PM (nqBYe)

----
perfect..... put it in the memo line of your check....

Posted by: fixerupper at May 28, 2014 01:37 PM (nELVU)

512 Nothing beats a night around the campfire with a young boy.

Some of my fondest memories are of eating franks and beans, reciting cowboy poetry and diddling them under the stars.

Posted by: Harry Reid at May 28, 2014 01:38 PM (oPmI6)

513 60% chance I will regret asking this, but "NotOneMore" what?

Posted by: HR at May 28, 2014 01:38 PM (ZKzrr)

514 Backwardsboy, we might put the link up before the horro begins!

Will Pixy's hamsters allow that?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 28, 2014 01:38 PM (0HooB)

515 506
Eating cat tails? Is that what the kids are calling it now?

Posted by: Countrysquire at May 28, 2014 01:35 PM (eEBON)

At least they will stay away from the Pussy Willows.

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 28, 2014 01:39 PM (0FSuD)

516 492 Am I the only one who is praying that Mandela Sign Language Guy is doing the play by play for the Angelou funeral?
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2014 01:31 PM (oPmI6)

Like I said, I cut those her age some slack, but...

No, you're not the only one. LOL

Posted by: baldilocks at May 28, 2014 01:39 PM (36Rjy)

517 60% chance I will regret asking this

Well you're quite the optimist today, aren't you?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 28, 2014 01:39 PM (PYAXX)

518 Mr. O Spades appears to be awol?

> 500 posts means gun thread right?

So we decided to embark on an AR project, starting with an Armalite AR10 upper assemly.

Happy, it's like a magic day I think.

Need to start thinking about glass. I like the EOtech but I want something with magnification.

Cool?

Posted by: Simon White-Thatch Potentloins at May 28, 2014 01:39 PM (NnjE8)

519 We could all go over and post at The Hostages. That would get Andy to put up something fresh here. Plus, Willow could get her beefcake pictures.

Posted by: Countrysquire at May 28, 2014 01:39 PM (eEBON)

520 backwards no idea, and i looked in my favorites and seemed to have misplaced the link.

so i am doomed.

Posted by: willow at May 28, 2014 01:40 PM (nqBYe)

521 We could all go over and post at The Hostages

For the record- Chick-Fil-A's free wifi classifies The Hostages as a pron site.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 28, 2014 01:40 PM (PYAXX)

522 497 baldilocks,
good to see that your link is working again - I finally bookmarked you this time.
Posted by: shredded chi at May 28, 2014 01:32 PM (gb8Rm)

Cool. I have to remember to add the http after changing the link and changing it back to the home link.

Posted by: baldilocks at May 28, 2014 01:41 PM (36Rjy)

523 We could all go over and post at The Hostages.


Beware the Nutmegger Cabal!

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2014 01:41 PM (oPmI6)

524 60% chance I will regret asking this, but "NotOneMore" what?

Innocent child murdered because of the racist, short-dicked teabaggers at the NRA.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 28, 2014 01:41 PM (zF6Iw)

525 I dunno i don't think the hostages like us commenters that comment here.

was that true or did i imagine that?

Posted by: willow at May 28, 2014 01:42 PM (nqBYe)

526 If we don't get a fresh post, I'm going to recite Don McLain's American Pie.

One line per post.

Posted by: Countrysquire at May 28, 2014 01:42 PM (eEBON)

527
Ooh! Ooh! A rare double sidebar posting!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at May 28, 2014 01:43 PM (Pk0vQ)

528 Chick-Fil-A's free wifi classifies The Hostages as a pron site.

Dare I ask what they classify the HQ as?

Posted by: Ian S. at May 28, 2014 01:43 PM (B/VB5)

529 A long long time ago.....

Posted by: fixerupper at May 28, 2014 01:43 PM (nELVU)

530 For the record- Chick-Fil-A's free wifi classifies The Hostages as a pron site.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at
----------------
I hate to think what the HQ is classified as!

Posted by: shredded chi at May 28, 2014 01:43 PM (gb8Rm)

531 526 If we don't get a fresh post, I'm going to recite Don McLain's American Pie.

One line per post.
Posted by: Countrysquire at May 28, 2014 01:42 PM (eEBON)

Barrel-worthy.

Posted by: baldilocks at May 28, 2014 01:43 PM (36Rjy)

532 If we don't get a fresh post, I'm going to recite Don McLain's American Pie. One line per post.
Posted by: Countrysquire at May 28, 2014 01:42 PM (eEBON)


And I'll assist with an interpretive dance.

There will be much twerking.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 28, 2014 01:43 PM (PYAXX)

533 For the record- Chick-Fil-A's free wifi classifies The Hostages as a pron site.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther)

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

There was just a touch of aereola on last week's BBF.

Posted by: Countrysquire at May 28, 2014 01:43 PM (eEBON)

534 clicks heels, clicks heels,
there is no place like new ace post
clicks heels.

Posted by: willow at May 28, 2014 01:43 PM (nqBYe)

535 Innocent child murdered because of the racist, short-dicked teabaggers at the NRA.

Oh, that bullshit.

Posted by: HR at May 28, 2014 01:43 PM (ZKzrr)

536 I dunno i don't think the hostages like us commenters that comment here.


They're better than us.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2014 01:43 PM (oPmI6)

537 It's the rich jocks and pretty tall blondes that get all the content.

I'll bet Ace is somewhere with them right now laughing at us.

Posted by: jwest at May 28, 2014 01:43 PM (u2a4R)

538
"Where the fuck is that scrunt Cindy Sheehan?"

To be fair, she's been campaigning for Obama's impeachment. But you never hear a thing about her outside extreme leftard websites: the MSM discarded her like a used Kleenex once their guy was elected president.

Posted by: Brown Line at May 28, 2014 01:44 PM (VrNoa)

539 Maya Angelou is still dead.

Posted by: Simon White-Thatch Potentloins at May 28, 2014 01:44 PM (NnjE8)

540 bye,bye,missamericanpie
drove the chevy to the levy but it was quite dry.

ok dance allen dance!

Posted by: willow at May 28, 2014 01:44 PM (nqBYe)

541 538
"Where the fuck is that scrunt Cindy Sheehan?"

To be fair, she's been campaigning for Obama's impeachment. But you never hear a thing about her outside extreme leftard websites: the MSM discarded her like a used Kleenex once their guy was elected president.
Posted by: Brown Line at May 28, 2014 01:44 PM (VrNoa)

Worse. Like a used condom.

Posted by: baldilocks at May 28, 2014 01:45 PM (36Rjy)

542 We could all go over and post at The Hostages. That would get Andy to put up something fresh here. Plus, Willow could get her beefcake pictures.

We could mass over at the other Moron's sites, sorta like a moveable feast. My place has lots of room (I think it's still up) then we could hit Baldilock's pad and then the blog AllenG doesn't have. MP3's site, Political Hat's place...

On second thought, that sounds too much like work.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 28, 2014 01:45 PM (0HooB)

543
Okay, where's the Omega 13 device?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at May 28, 2014 01:45 PM (Pk0vQ)

544 If we don't get a fresh post, I'm going to recite Don McLain's American Pie.



One line per post.

Posted by: Countrysquire at May 28, 2014 01:42 PM (eEBON)


----

Nice protest you got going there..... be a shame if sumpin happened to it.

Posted by: fixeruppers brother hood of daywalkers local #1 enforcement division at May 28, 2014 01:45 PM (nELVU)

545 **starts whistling The Low Spark of High Heeled Boys**

So. . .how y'all doing?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 28, 2014 01:45 PM (zF6Iw)

546 Worse. Like a used condom.


Yep. If we ever see a conservative in power they'll turn her inside out and use her again.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2014 01:46 PM (oPmI6)

547 But February made me shiver with every paper I delivered.

Posted by: Countrysquire at May 28, 2014 01:46 PM (eEBON)

548 ok dance allen dance!
Posted by: willow at May 28, 2014 01:44 PM (nqBYe)


Well, technically I should wait for Countrysquire... but okay-

One Grecian Urn... with twerking!

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 28, 2014 01:46 PM (PYAXX)

549
At newsbusters - melissa harris perry says nba about selling black bodies and slavery or something.

I'm thinking isn't all labor about selling your talents? Stupid logic.

http://tinyurl.com/mt2l8hf


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 28, 2014 01:47 PM (Pg9I+)

550 We could mass over at the other Moron's sites, sorta like a moveable feast. My place has lots of room (I think it's still up) then we could hit Baldilock's pad and then the blog AllenG doesn't have. MP3's site, Political Hat's place...

On second thought, that sounds too much like work.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 28, 2014 01:45 PM (0HooB)

Open thread at my place? Have disqus though.

Say the word.

Posted by: baldilocks at May 28, 2014 01:47 PM (36Rjy)

551 garret, sniff. well perhaps they want coeect grammer and punctuation
can no do, even when i try it lasts for half a sentence.

so i guess i understand.

Posted by: willow at May 28, 2014 01:47 PM (nqBYe)

552 Ok - before the Chevy gets driven to the levee, I'm going out to do a little yard work & stuff the window unit in the bedroom window before it reaches 90° today.

Have fun, y'all.

Posted by: shredded chi at May 28, 2014 01:47 PM (gb8Rm)

553 In honor of Maya's passing, there really isn't anything more suitable than the following:


Underground

Under water grottos, caverns
Filled with apes
That eat figs.
Stepping on the figs
That the apes
Eat, they crunch.
The apes howl, bare
Their fangs, dance
Tumble in the
Rushing water,
Musty, wet pelts
Glistening in the blue.


[sniff]. Brings tears to the world's eyes, it does.

Posted by: President Poet But Didn't Know It at May 28, 2014 01:47 PM (TM1p8)

554 NO!

No more American Pie...please.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2014 01:47 PM (oPmI6)

555 Bad news on the doorstep, I couldn't take one more step

Posted by: Countrysquire at May 28, 2014 01:47 PM (eEBON)

556
Worse. Like a used pre-owned condom.

Per Style Guide dicta...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at May 28, 2014 01:47 PM (Pk0vQ)

557 Bad news on the doorstep. I couldn't take one more step -

C'mon, everybody sing!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 28, 2014 01:47 PM (zF6Iw)

558 But February made me shiver with every paper I delivered.

Apollo's Chariot! With twerking!

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 28, 2014 01:47 PM (PYAXX)

559 554 NO!

No more American Pie...please.
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2014 01:47 PM (oPmI6)

I loath that song too.

Posted by: baldilocks at May 28, 2014 01:48 PM (36Rjy)

560 319 is thread winner .

Posted by: DrDrill at May 28, 2014 01:48 PM (sOFZs)

561 502 @488

We always boiled the cat tails in Scouts. Maybe those were the roots.
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 28, 2014 01:34 PM (0FSuD)
----------------
How do you boil something in Scouts?
That sounds dangerous.
Why don't you use pots?

Posted by: Emily Litella at May 28, 2014 01:48 PM (dfYL9)

562 I can't remember if I cried when I read about his widowed bride

Posted by: Countrysquire at May 28, 2014 01:48 PM (eEBON)

563
They're better than us.


Fuck 'em.

Posted by: Soothsayer of The Righteous And Harmonious Fists (-484 days left) at May 28, 2014 01:49 PM (//+WH)

564 Hostages:"willow?"

willow,"yes?"

Hostages: "Off our island , now!"

Posted by: willow at May 28, 2014 01:49 PM (nqBYe)

565 This is a full scale retreat.

Let's flash back to the last time the "draft" came to a vote in the House. Charlie Rangel introduced HR163 (108th session), the `Universal National Service Act of 2003'. Charlie Rangel's bill expressly indicated that the draft would be for .. a retreat.

(b) FORM OF NATIONAL SERVICE- National service under this Act shall be performed either--

(1) as a member of an active or reverse component of the uniformed services; or

(2) in a civilian capacity that, as determined by the President, promotes the national defense, including national or community service and homeland security.

No, I didn't misspell "reserve" ... it's in the bill as "reverse" .. in 5 different places. The "twin" bill in the Senate, S 89 (Hollings D-SC), used "reserve" in those 5 different places.

This bill, HR163, actually came to a vote on the floor of the House.
Charlie Rangel voted against his own bill.

Posted by: Col. 'Bat' Guano at May 28, 2014 01:49 PM (e8kgV)

566 But something touched me deep inside the day the music died

Posted by: Countrysquire at May 28, 2014 01:50 PM (eEBON)

567
the percentage you're paying is too high a price
when you're living beyond all your means
and the man in the suit has just bought a new something
with the percentage he made on your dreams


Curse you, MP4!!

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at May 28, 2014 01:50 PM (JtwS4)

568 Nood

Posted by: Tami at May 28, 2014 01:50 PM (v0/PR)

569 willow, I'll try to see if this'll post -

http://acedark.wordpress.com/

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 28, 2014 01:50 PM (0HooB)

570 ...so I started looking for "man cake" for willow, and this is what I got.
http://is.gd/CTurbp

Now I'm just hungry.

Posted by: HR at May 28, 2014 01:50 PM (ZKzrr)

571
"492 Am I the only one who is praying that Mandela Sign Language Guy is doing the play by play for the Angelou funeral?



It would make about as much sense as the shit she wrote.

Posted by: Drill_Thrawl at May 28, 2014 01:51 PM (fcNe2)

572 Backwards it did!

ok i put it in favorites .thanks.

Posted by: willow at May 28, 2014 01:51 PM (nqBYe)

573 Nood.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 28, 2014 01:52 PM (oFCZn)

574 lol , it twas a sammich!

now i feel ripped off.

Posted by: willow at May 28, 2014 01:52 PM (nqBYe)

575 New post. Well, I'll save a draft at my place for the next long thread.

Posted by: baldilocks at May 28, 2014 01:52 PM (36Rjy)

576 I'm about ready to head over to The Federalist.

Ungrateful loaf.

Posted by: The Gorn at May 28, 2014 02:18 PM (QupBk)

577 Grüß Gott, Morons

Thankful to be back in USA after two weeks in Europe. Belatedly thankful for Americans on Memorial Day.

From Paris to Vienna not one single word of our great orator, the ever-fading, Baroque. Is it me or is he now lighter than my most recent cafe latte? What is the deal with their skin color vs when first elected? Is White House impacting them? Seriously. That organic garden must not be feeding him much, either, as a puff of wind could blow him down.

Have I missed anything important like the invasion of Burmuda? I did see he gave an important CIA name away in Afghanistan, the putz.

Alsace region of France beautiful with vineyards, good white wine, and storks nesting in old church steeples. People kind...much kinder than in Paris, but we all knew that. What I did not know nor expect how kind the people would be in Salzburg, Austria. Gorgeous city. Then we spoiled it by going to Vienna, which is beautiful but more touristy, dirty, I dunno. It may have been the hot weather, and, thanks be to God, we had ac in that hotel or my husband would have jumped into the Danube.

In Vienna we began craving our own language, one that no one could understand. After debates of speaking as if we had a plug of tobakky under lip, or toothless long drawls of the gator hunters on tv, we settled on our own weird version of pig latin with an Italian accent. Problem was we often could not understand ourselves (could be wine tastings). Lipstick lesbos became "ipstickla esbolas." Oh well. I can speak a tiny bit of French but only a few sayings in German, and everyone speaks English so why bother as no one, unlike guidebooks directing, has the time for you to stumble and gutte the language. Vunderbar. And if I do not see weiner schnitzel on another menu soon I will be a happy voman.

I thought of you Morons and Moronettes when I saw this sign, in English, bold, on a cafe/boutique/meet-up whatever in the heart of Vienna: "If you are a homophobe, a racist, or an @sshole, do not enter." I wanted to enter and drawl, like Suzanne from Designing Wimmens: "I am all three, I am going to buy something from your crappy store, what are you tatooed and pierced weirdoes going to do about it? Throw me out as you are so open to other ideas?" But, non, nine, no, family would not permit.

Oh, and the Chinese with cameras taking selfies multiplied by the bazillion everywhere. I am serious. They probably take selfies in front of public toilettes (which French in Paris have a leg up on as you push a button and somehow they sterilize the toilet and floor...and you had better hope you are not in there for that event. They look like giant beer kegs and no I did not try. Maybe time machines?).

So, gut morgan or afternoon or whichever time zone I am in. Thank you, Lord, I am home. Healthy this time unless the plague ship of yesterday spread MERS or something that coughing and hurling woman across the plane had as we circled Detroit (I was far away, so no mask applied).

Thankful I did not have to be rescued anywhere, as Benghazi made me aware that you are on your own, baby.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Supermodel, Benghazi reporter at May 28, 2014 02:29 PM (baL2B)

578 P. S. Any further talk of what is wrong with ole Cankles? She ain't well.

Speaking of cankles, I now sympathize as I have some from long plane rides, train rides and heat. I finally figured out I was swilling mineral water by the liter and, ugh, salz. hello! But I digress, as salt ain't her problem but steroids for something brain related appears to be.

Her "what difference does it make, anyway" is going to boomerang like her hubby's crooked member back to her. I forget the name of that issue he has in the Starr report, of which my sons learned much of the facts of is.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Supermodel, Benghazi reporter at May 28, 2014 02:42 PM (baL2B)

579 Since this is now dead, my 2 cents.
The new guy, X-CIA, American Citizen, who helped Kdaffys original coup, is leading a successful counter revolution. Major elements of the Libyan military are rallying around him, he just kicked the muzzi radicals in the "parliament," aside. So since they guy is pro-American, UAE backed and against Obozzo's buddies, time to call the USMC. Every day he shows us his true colors, and they aren't red, white and blue. Just red (commie) and black (brotherhood). He is flying the plane straight into the ground. Will anyone stop him before it is to late. Doubt it.

Posted by: jrcobbstr at May 28, 2014 04:17 PM (ekKIm)

580 Prez, uhm NO. Scrunt of the decade, a fucking lock!

Posted by: hutch1200 at May 28, 2014 05:09 PM (Kdd08)

581 Has Colin Powell been heard saying "You broke it, you own it," ?

Posted by: cranston at May 28, 2014 05:13 PM (ugVqk)

582 Alright, stop bitching about "department immediately." Everybody knows what that means--it means "resist we much." Shit.

Posted by: The Right Reverend Al Sharpton at May 28, 2014 08:33 PM (eAJwE)

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