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Refill that coffee cup, have another donut and check out some stories that didn't get too much attention at the AoSHQ this past week.

A couple of suggestions, don't run with sharp objects, be nice to the 'ettes and have a great weekend!!!!!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 08:25 AM




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1 Oh I want some

Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2018 08:26 AM (pHfeF)

2 St

Posted by: ALH at June 23, 2018 08:27 AM (XOAlA)

3 Coffee. What a nice thing.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 23, 2018 08:27 AM (Y9uH4)

4 Mmmmm.. those donuts look good.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 23, 2018 08:29 AM (dUJdY)

5 I want a bagel sammich

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 23, 2018 08:30 AM (JFO2v)

6 That poor little Canadian boy.

"Canadian Salad"....the horror, the horror.

More coffee.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 23, 2018 08:31 AM (EoRCO)

7 From the ONT
I see something but as I type it into
https://tinyurl.com/y6vrbekm
I find my tablet often changes it and on a tablet lose my place repeating lines.

Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2018 08:31 AM (pHfeF)

8 Do you really need to stick your dick in plastic?

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 23, 2018 08:31 AM (JFO2v)

9 Are those donuts covered in butter and salt?

Posted by: Muad'dib at June 23, 2018 08:33 AM (WRL6O)

10 Being served by screaming girlie men. Sounds like a normal dem get together.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 23, 2018 08:34 AM (Y9uH4)

11 Wine ice cream has been around awhile. So I guess the next step in liquor ice cream...I like the wine ice cream, and it wan't that expensive. I had it at a outdoor fireman's carnival.

Posted by: Colin at June 23, 2018 08:34 AM (f5LFm)

12 tai ladyboy waitressess serve u long time

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 23, 2018 08:34 AM (JFO2v)

13 I want those donuts.

Posted by: Hobo with a laptop at June 23, 2018 08:35 AM (Dgce0)

14 Going back to bed, Wally World will have to muddle along without me today. Diarrhea is no bueno. *thud*

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at June 23, 2018 08:35 AM (fAAc5)

15 Going back to bed, Wally World will have to muddle along without me today. Diarrhea is no bueno. *thud*
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at June 23, 2018 08:35 AM (fAAc5)

Swing by Starbucks and say "hi" on your way in....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 23, 2018 08:36 AM (EoRCO)

16 we used to measure stupid in millikohns. Now I am thinking badtattons may be better.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 23, 2018 08:36 AM (JFO2v)

17 Here's an educational time-waster, if you're into astronomy:

"If the Moon Were Only 1 Pixel: A Tediously Accurate Scale Model of the Solar System"

https://tinyurl.com/l2dcmco

Posted by: Gref at June 23, 2018 08:37 AM (AMIL/)

18 Didn't see any message from Weird Dave on ONT so its still a mystery to me

Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2018 08:37 AM (pHfeF)

19 Fuck soccer. Games for idiots. 3 hour games and no score.

Like watching grass grow.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 23, 2018 08:38 AM (cW5Gl)

20 Sorry you don't feel well, Anna.


Stay away from the wine ice cream.

Posted by: ALH at June 23, 2018 08:38 AM (XOAlA)

21 And it's f**king soccer not football.

F**k all the rest of the world.

Just eff them. with a scouring pad.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 23, 2018 08:39 AM (cW5Gl)

22 The soccer nickers would be more fun watching NBA.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 23, 2018 08:39 AM (JFO2v)

23 Still disgusted (but not surprised) by George Will. He just proves that Ace's analysis on the Never Trumpers was dead on accurate from the start. If you really hate Trump that much, it won't be very long before you admit that you hate all of Trump's supporters, and want to see them crushed. Will has finally admitted that to everyone, and to himself.

He's not a "conservative", he's a Royalist, and he despises the idea that any of the deplorables down in the lower classes should ever get uppity and think they can tell the Upper Class (of which he is a proud member) what to do.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 23, 2018 08:40 AM (V2Yro)

24 Kentucky distillery colapes thousands of barrels lost. My guess is building was overloaded, those thousands of barrels weighs thousands of tons.

Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2018 08:41 AM (pHfeF)

25 Royalist is a very fitting term

Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2018 08:41 AM (pHfeF)

26 Do those plastic love dolls know how to clean house?

If so, I'll take one of the males if it comes with a big handle.

Posted by: ALH at June 23, 2018 08:42 AM (XOAlA)

27 Getting ready to leave for the church festival in a few hours. Going to make pizzas for a couple of thousand folks.

Somewhere Grampa Tonypete is smiling.

Also, please remember in your prayers Baby Kay - granddaughter of a friend. She was born on Thursday at 26 weeks - 1 lb 8 oz. She's stable but very fragile and the family is terrified.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 23, 2018 08:42 AM (9rIkM)

28 14 Going back to bed, Wally World will have to muddle along without me today. Diarrhea is no bueno. *thud*
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at June 23, 2018 08:35 AM (fAAc5)

Had to check out and change hotels with a case of the exploding bowels in New Orleans a few year ago. Just threw a 50 on the dresser.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 23, 2018 08:42 AM (JFO2v)

29 I'm thinking soccer knickers won't help Giant fans at all.

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 23, 2018 08:42 AM (vV/gB)

30 19 Fuck soccer. Games for idiots. 3 hour games and no score.

Like watching grass grow.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 23, 2018 08:38 AM (cW5Gl)

>>> If Mexico loses today, about 20 percent of the people I work with, and God-knows how many total people within our borders, will have the sadz. That gives me the sadz.

Posted by: Gref at June 23, 2018 08:43 AM (AMIL/)

31 I like wine as much as anyone but notthinking wine ice cream is for me. Have put a shot of whisky in a bowl of vanilla ice cream before.

Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2018 08:43 AM (pHfeF)

32 "The details of the Launch are secret" Campbell said."

Especially the part about how the winning bidder agreed to give him $500,000 cash under the table. I'll bet that part was SOOPER sekrit for some reason.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 23, 2018 08:44 AM (V2Yro)

33 31 I like wine as much as anyone but notthinking wine ice cream is for me. Have put a shot of whisky in a bowl of vanilla ice cream before.
Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2018 08:43 AM (pHfeF)

A nice run over ice cream is dandy

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 23, 2018 08:45 AM (JFO2v)

34 Soccer or as I like to call it the falling down game.

Posted by: dantesed at June 23, 2018 08:46 AM (88xKn)

35 The only thing I put on vanilla ice cream is hot fudge.

Delish!

Posted by: ALH at June 23, 2018 08:46 AM (XOAlA)

36 Skip, check out 676 in ont.

Posted by: Mrs. JTB at June 23, 2018 08:47 AM (V+03K)

37 Government bloating is good and wanted except for ICE, that department Democrats want to abolish.

Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2018 08:47 AM (pHfeF)

38 35 The only thing I put on vanilla ice cream is hot fudge.

Delish!
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Try real maple syrup. Also try maple syrup with hot buttered biscuits. You will thank me.

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 23, 2018 08:48 AM (vV/gB)

39 Those waiters? Yeah they called them Butt boys for obvious reasons.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 23, 2018 08:48 AM (cW5Gl)

40 Thailand is just plain strange.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 23, 2018 08:49 AM (cW5Gl)

41 Thanks for the well wishes. Nearest Starbucks is over 30 minutes away, I like being in a Starbucks desert. This has been no fun at all this experience.

Check out the Powerline This Week in Pictures compilation.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at June 23, 2018 08:49 AM (fAAc5)

42 My take is Dems have no sense of timing. They seem to think we are supposed be really upset about their butt hurt. Do they know we laugh at them?

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 23, 2018 08:50 AM (vV/gB)

43 "Gunface" sounds like a Dick Tracy criminal mastermind.

I see a relocation to Florida in the not too distant future for Gunface.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 23, 2018 08:51 AM (EoRCO)

44 36 I see it, expected it to be at the end or top like OM does the chess answers.
I did start seeing it when I did it word by word into the Morse code decipher

Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2018 08:51 AM (pHfeF)

45 "Eels, Pepsi no Coke please."

Cheeseborger?

Posted by: hogmartin at June 23, 2018 08:52 AM (fZuhk)

46 42 My take is Dems have no sense of timing. They seem to think we are supposed be really upset about their butt hurt. Do they know we laugh at them?
Posted by: Puddin Head at June 23, 2018 08:50 AM (vV/gB)

The routinely get thing wrong. About 70% of independence blame the parents for bringing children into danger.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 23, 2018 08:53 AM (JFO2v)

47 F&F - 3 kids died in hot vehicles this year.

Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2018 08:54 AM (pHfeF)

48 The Barton 1792 Distillery collapase is the saddest news I've seen all week. 9000 barrels lost out of about 18000.

"The smell of Bourbon was in the air."

I shall buy a bottle in their honor.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at June 23, 2018 08:54 AM (iiixZ)

49 34 Soccer or as I like to call it the falling down game.

Posted by: dantesed at June 23, 2018 08:46 AM (88xKn)

>> The unwritten rule in baseball is that when batters, catchers, and umpires are hit by a pitched or tipped/fouled ball, they have to be as stoic as possible and not rub the sore spot. In soccer, the unwritten rule seems to be to act like any contact by an opposing player caused injuries worse than being dropped into boiling oil.

Quite a contrast.

Posted by: Gref at June 23, 2018 08:54 AM (AMIL/)

50 23: Yep it's all about our "upper class" and their money. Illegal aliens=more millions for them (why else are Zuckerberg, Bezos, etc saying they need more cheap labor? How dare Americans stand in the way of more billions?) I am sure Will's patrons are into the cheap labor too as well as the sacred outsourcing.

Posted by: CN at June 23, 2018 08:55 AM (5gaNQ)

51 Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2018 08:41 AM (pHfeF)

I've taken to using that too.

I think that's where the philosophy of the Demcrats comes from.

They want America to fail, they love royalty, they're stuck up and want to tell everyone how to live. (like Justin creepy eyebrows)

Adn they want us to be like Europe and be obedient to Europe and a monarchy complete with royalty and all the stuck up snobs.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 23, 2018 08:56 AM (cW5Gl)

52 49 34 There is no crying in baseball. There is crying in soccer. Compare and contrast.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 23, 2018 08:56 AM (JFO2v)

53 46: AND it's the libs fault as well for dangling freebies in front of these people. I support strict sanctions of Mexico and armed regular military at the border

Posted by: CN at June 23, 2018 08:57 AM (5gaNQ)

54 Quite a contrast.
Posted by: Gref at June 23, 2018 08:54 AM (AMIL/)


Watch it back to back with rugby, with players holding severed limbs up to their stumps so they don't get ejected from the pitch for injury.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 23, 2018 08:57 AM (fZuhk)

55 Not sure exactly but those 18,000 barrels could weigh in the neighborhood of 3,600 tons

Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2018 08:58 AM (pHfeF)

56 My take is Dems have no sense of timing. They seem to think we are supposed be really upset about their butt hurt. Do they know we laugh at them?

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 23, 2018 08:50 AM (vV/gB)



It's going to hit outrage overload. Most people don't pay attention to begin with but if everything is the end of the world all of the time eventually they'll tune out or (slim hope) see through the left's BS

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 23, 2018 08:59 AM (SiINZ)

57 I hope NYers pay attention to Cynthia calling for the end of ICE, but Leftists probably agree.

Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2018 09:02 AM (pHfeF)

58 56: If the Secret Service would actually put shits like Peter Fonda and Tom Arnold in jail, some of this BS would stop. It's the fact that these people walk away scot free that encourages more threats and lies. "If it isn't the truth, the Administration would stop the threats"

Posted by: CN at June 23, 2018 09:02 AM (5gaNQ)

59 So a loudmouth NewYorker is getting about 100 Korean War soldiers returned home. Not Hillary, or Bhussein, or Bush, or Nixon. think about it!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 23, 2018 09:03 AM (JFO2v)

60 Ashamed Comey weighs calling himself Canadian

hit the fukn road!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 23, 2018 09:03 AM (JFO2v)

61 57 I hope NYers pay attention to Cynthia calling for the end of ICE, but Leftists probably agree.
Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2018 09:02 AM (pHfeF)

Leftist always want to end constitutional government agencies and create unconstitutional entities.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 23, 2018 09:05 AM (JFO2v)

62 Good morning.


Consider for a few moments the heart of a human baby. It is a few ounces of muscle, fat and connective tissue that has a rhythmic, self-sustaining electrical system. It consists of two separate but remarkably similar pumps, the right and left sides of the heart. It is fully formed by the 8th week of gestation, and continues to beat rhythmically, steadily and continuously for up to 100 years, without any outside help in the vast majority of instances. The stunning symmetry of the microscopic arrangement of myosin and actin protein fibers creates a highly efficient pumpin machine. The delicate and yet durable valves regulate the direction of blood flow through the veins and arteries. Consider the simple mechanical elegance of this one single organ. And then ask yourself one question...


...Is there any conceivable way that this was the result of a slimy puddle of primordial goo randomly organizing with this as the accidental result?



**waves at Missus Muldoon and Buckley**

Posted by: Muldoon at June 23, 2018 09:07 AM (m45I2)

63 Those folks in Alaska have lived too close to the Canadians for too long.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 23, 2018 09:07 AM (cW5Gl)

64 pumpin = pumping

(not pumpkin)

Posted by: Muldoon at June 23, 2018 09:08 AM (m45I2)

65 I wonder what kind of discount you could get on a "demo" sex doll? Open box sale?

Posted by: BignJames at June 23, 2018 09:10 AM (0+nbW)

66 We know what u meant, Muldoon.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 23, 2018 09:11 AM (HizHb)

67 What we need to do to get the Left to support borders is invade Mexico. Then, viola, borders will mean something.

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 23, 2018 09:11 AM (vV/gB)

68 All that mishegas for some housing.

And they had to move it not leave it.

What. Idiots.

Like soccer players.

Idiots.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 23, 2018 09:11 AM (cW5Gl)

69 If so, I'll take one of the males if it comes with a big handle.
Posted by: ALH at June 23, 2018 08:42 AM


Small only, according to the article.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 23, 2018 09:12 AM (6PK7i)

70 Sure you didn't mean pimping?

Posted by: jakee308 at June 23, 2018 09:12 AM (cW5Gl)

71 It's going to hit outrage overload. Most people don't pay attention to begin with but if everything is the end of the world all of the time eventually they'll tune out or (slim hope) see through the left's BS

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 23, 2018 08:59 AM (SiINZ)

>>> I hope you are correct. But their latest tactic worries me: Calling for the abolishment of ICE. That is absolutely part of a larger plan. I suspect it is designed to tie-in with the sanctuary city crap, so get ready for some made-for-CNN-cameras events this summer, designed to show ICE agents acting like SS stormtroopers, herding men, women, and wailing children into paddy wagons.

Posted by: Gref at June 23, 2018 09:12 AM (AMIL/)

72 Toroids.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2018 09:14 AM (sd+O2)

73 Go look up Tucker and do we really need more people?

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 23, 2018 09:14 AM (JFO2v)

74 Dog:

Walked [X]

Not Walked [ ]

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2018 09:14 AM (sd+O2)

75 67: Nah, their frontrunner is supporting a Mexican poverty invasion of the US. We need to sandblast that stupid socialist bitch poem off that statue, and sanction Mexican elites so badly they hemorrhage money and arm the border against this planned invasion. But, if they continue to support invasion, bombing Mexico shouldn't be off the table

Posted by: CN at June 23, 2018 09:14 AM (5gaNQ)

76 What always bothers me is that any precursor organs would fail and unless the present organ was conceived as a whole the organ would fail.

no dual use or even just a lump of flesh until final build.

And yet the evolutionists say I believe in fairy tales.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 23, 2018 09:15 AM (cW5Gl)

77 I noticed that Pepsi is slow rolling out the old Diet Pepsi, the new formula was terrible and always tasted flat to me and I stopped buying it.

I know we are a test market but all of a sudden I saw the old Diet Pepsi being sold and the new stuff was gone

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at June 23, 2018 09:15 AM (dKiJG)

78 Soccer or as I like to call it the falling down game.
Posted by: dantesed



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THE FALLING DOWN GAME - a limerick

I've thought about soccer a little
But I can't solve this one simple riddle
When a player falls down
Why's he flopping around
Like an anchovy on a hot griddle?

Posted by: Muldoon at June 23, 2018 09:16 AM (m45I2)

79 Okay, say you're the kind of person who would buy a doll for sex. You've got the money to get an animated one. Yay, I guess, more like what you're not really getting. I suppose having it turn you down just ups the realism more?

I weep for the future.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at June 23, 2018 09:16 AM (xQfPr)

80 "The details of the Launch are secret" Campbell said."
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Especially the part about how the winning bidder agreed to give him $500,000 cash under the table. I'll bet that part was SOOPER sekrit for some reason.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 23, 2018 08:44 AM (V2Yro)



I read the article, I didn't see anything about anyone getting kickbacks. Do you know something that wasn't in the article?

Posted by: BurtTC at June 23, 2018 09:17 AM (cY3LT)

81 71: I would applaud ICE if they rounded up and deported these scumbags and herded them into vehicles. I also want to see the pols and employers who encourage this face jail time an confiscation of property. Let's start with DiBlasio

Posted by: CN at June 23, 2018 09:17 AM (5gaNQ)

82 It's part of the uniparty one world government: erase all borders.

People live in the world therefore they can live anywhere.

Please note that most of the people doing the moving come from shit holes and most of the people who have to put up with these coming in have worked hard for what they have and will now be forced to share with people who's habits they might find repugnant or downright stupid and unsafe.

But one worlders love it because no borders means no countries only the one world government.

Dictatorship naturally because who could count all those votes?

Or a governing council with a chairman. Who would be nothing like a dictator. Nothing I says.

Eff them and their effing elitist BS.

We's going to the mattresses on this one.

I like a firm kingsize if you're asking.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 23, 2018 09:19 AM (cW5Gl)

83 71: And the canucks seem pretty quiet about illegal immigration these days...but maybe we can deport more illegals to Canada if they run their mouths again

Posted by: CN at June 23, 2018 09:19 AM (5gaNQ)

84 Posted by: BurtTC at June 23, 2018 09:17 AM (cY3LT)

Shhh. He's on a roll.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 23, 2018 09:20 AM (cW5Gl)

85 Anyone that says illegals pay taxes is full of it, they use stolen SS numbers and the stories about people trying to get it sorted out is a nightmare, and the Obama administration told the IRS not to let people know if someone else filed with your number and got your refund check.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at June 23, 2018 09:20 AM (dKiJG)

86 You want a rough business, try repossessing sex dolls. Tense situations, kid. You get into five or six of 'em a day, it don't mean shit anymore. I mean, I've seen men stabbed, didn't mean shit to me. I've seen guns, guns too, they don't mean shit. But that's when you gotta watch yourself.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 23, 2018 09:20 AM (fZuhk)

87 Posted by: Laughing in Texas at June 23, 2018 09:16 AM (xQfPr)

The ppl making the sex dolls must be liberal women.

No one else could eff this idea up this much.

They must be trolling us normals cause even those who are woke wouldn't be that stupid.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 23, 2018 09:21 AM (cW5Gl)

88 82: Yes. But unless we severely punish lawbreaking sanctuary shits, this will continue. Crush the American supporters of this, make them pay until they are standing on the streets with cardboard signs and cups in their hands

Posted by: CN at June 23, 2018 09:21 AM (5gaNQ)

89 77 Diet Coke FTW!

Pepsi Bleh.

Posted by: ALH at June 23, 2018 09:23 AM (XOAlA)

90 Government bloating is good and wanted except for ICE, that department Democrats want to abolish.
Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2018 08:47 AM (pHfeF)


President Trump is a fkn marketing genius: he has caused the Democrats/Transnational Socialists (not like there really is any difference) to openly declare that the United States is the only nation in the world that does not deserve sovereignty and that anybody that wants to come here should be able to do so, even if that means sneaking illegally over the borders.

We shall how Donks screeching about ICE/NRA terrorists (seems to be a common thread: if you pose an obstruction to Democrat policy, that equals "terrorist") and raising taxes will play during the mid-term elections. At least the LIVs will have a pretty stark choice.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at June 23, 2018 09:23 AM (5Yee7)

91 The penalty for assisting illegal immigration is upto 10 years and 250,000. Many lib pols should be set to die in prison based on the current law that prissy Jeff is NOT enforcing.

Posted by: CN at June 23, 2018 09:23 AM (5gaNQ)

92 Adn they want us to be like Europe and be obedient to Europe and a monarchy complete with royalty and all the stuck up snobs.
Posted by: jakee308

No stuck up sticky beets here.

Posted by: Dr. G'day Bruce, PhD at June 23, 2018 09:24 AM (+Tibp)

93 89: Pepsi also has the odor of Obamunism all over it

Posted by: CN at June 23, 2018 09:24 AM (5gaNQ)

94 AWWWW MAN Vinnie Paul Of Pantera fame has passed away ! RIP Vinnie

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 23, 2018 09:24 AM (y3aQB)

95 It helps if you dress like a detective too. Detectives dress kinda square. People think: this guy is a cop. They're going to think you're packing something. They don't fuck with you so much.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 23, 2018 09:25 AM (fZuhk)

96 Posted by: BurtTC at June 23, 2018 09:17 AM (cY3LT)

Shhh. He's on a roll.
Posted by: jakee308 at June 23, 2018 09:20 AM (cW5Gl)


Ok, so then this whole thing is rather simple: The feds say the housing has to be dismantled after use. The bid that lost, tried to workaround that requirement, thus coming in lower, because the dude was going to leave the housing up, on his own land.

The locals, who had no choice in the matter, this was a federal requirement, rejected his bid, because it didn't include the dismantling.

So if anything, this is a story about the feds being stupid and wasteful. It has nothing to do with any nefarious doings of the locals. And honestly, the loser's complaint, about a son of one of the guys who analyzed the bids being a subcontractor for the winner, is a b.s. claim.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 23, 2018 09:26 AM (cY3LT)

97 And the canucks seem pretty quiet about illegal immigration these days...but maybe we can deport more illegals to Canada if they run their mouths again
_________________

After toy-boy Justin of the Eyebrows sanctimoniously announced that Canada would gladly welcome all "refugees" (in the name of their god diversity), a bunch of Nigerians and Haitians from the U.S. started going to Canada and asking for asylum.

The Canadians were appalled, and quickly withdrew Justin's hasty and ill-advised invitation. Now the Canadian government is sending delegations down to the states to try and convince the "refugees" to stay here and not blight Canada.

But don't call them hypocrites. Even though they clearly are hypocrites.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 23, 2018 09:27 AM (fqUgw)

98 I had my identity stolen in the late 90's. That was fun. I tracked them down, too. Somebody named Jackson living in an apartment in Florida.
The only thing they managed to get away with was opening a Sprint account, although they tried to buy a car with my credit.
I still keep the paperwork from Sprint in case a bill collector comes after me.

Posted by: ALH at June 23, 2018 09:27 AM (XOAlA)

99 WTF happened to Vinnie Paul? One of the best metal bands.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 23, 2018 09:27 AM (HizHb)

100 filed under who would have thunk that?

Sayfullo Saipov, an Islamic radical charged with killing eight in Manhattan in October of 2017, interrupted a judge in court Friday to invoke Allah and defend the Islamic State.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 23, 2018 09:28 AM (JFO2v)

101 It's Rule One in responding to an RFP to "answer the mail". You have to provide a responsive proposal. If you want to make an alternative proposal that differs from the RFP, you have to do that in addition to a responsive proposal. It's just black letter law, as they say.

Posted by: Fox2! at June 23, 2018 09:29 AM (brIR5)

102 93 Plus the taste is reminiscent of Ivory soap.

Bleh Bleh Bleh

Posted by: ALH at June 23, 2018 09:29 AM (XOAlA)

103 62 ... Muldoon, That was one enlightening comment, beautifully stated.

Posted by: JTB at June 23, 2018 09:29 AM (V+03K)

104 97: We have millions of "refugees" we can happily dump on Ottawa. I say do it. Fuck the mouthy sanctimonious canucks

Posted by: CN at June 23, 2018 09:31 AM (5gaNQ)

105 The NY dhimmis probably stopped court proceedings for prayer time.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 23, 2018 09:32 AM (HizHb)

106 97: And if the Mexis can assist illegals to come here, I suggest we assist them to move to Canada and all the other mouthy shit nations who have something to say. Merkel could use a few million illiterate Central Americans seeking handouts

Posted by: CN at June 23, 2018 09:33 AM (5gaNQ)

107 I hope you are correct. But their latest tactic worries me: Calling for the abolishment of ICE. That is absolutely part of a larger plan. I suspect it is designed to tie-in with the sanctuary city crap, so get ready for some made-for-CNN-cameras events this summer, designed to show ICE agents acting like SS stormtroopers, herding men, women, and wailing children into paddy wagons.

Posted by: Gref at June 23, 2018 09:12 AM (AMIL/)




The LIVs will fall for the crying kid which was a BS lie but then it's Melania's jacket is the end of the world and everything is the worst thing ever. From the people I work with as my sample size of LIVs, most of it doesn't register.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 23, 2018 09:33 AM (SiINZ)

108 It's Rule One in responding to an RFP to "answer the mail". You have to provide a responsive proposal. If you want to make an alternative proposal that differs from the RFP, you have to do that in addition to a responsive proposal. It's just black letter law, as they say.
Posted by: Fox2! at June 23, 2018 09:29 AM (brIR5)


Yup.

You think you have a better way, save the government millions of bucks? That's fantastic, contact the agency, see if you can get them to change their request.

Until you do, submit a proposal that meets their requirements, or get turned down. Pretty damn simple.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 23, 2018 09:34 AM (cY3LT)

109 WTF happened to Vinnie Paul? One of the best metal bands.
=====
Don't know but it is all over my FB page Dead at 54 !he was my age

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 23, 2018 09:35 AM (y3aQB)

110 107: We need more wailing children sent home to Central America. Enough of their tantrummy bullshit

Posted by: CN at June 23, 2018 09:35 AM (5gaNQ)

111 Propose a 50% billionaire's tax to house illegals and see how fast Fuckerberg backs down

Posted by: CN at June 23, 2018 09:36 AM (5gaNQ)

112 Good morning all.

Anybody else surprised when the eels-n-coke story didn't involve Japan?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 23, 2018 09:37 AM (gUCYC)

113 We need more wailing children sent home to Central America. Enough of their tantrummy bullshit

Posted by: CN at June 23, 2018 09:35 AM (5gaNQ)



Why are we now trying to put them on military bases? We shouldn't be feeding or housing them. The day they are caught they ought to be on their way back. If they thought that pure hell awaited them when they got here they wouldn't want to come and they ought to be given pure hell

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 23, 2018 09:37 AM (SiINZ)

114 Calling for the abolishment of ICE....
Posted by: Gref at June 23, 2018 09:12 AM (AMIL/)


The LIVs will fall for the crying kid which was a BS lie but then it's Melania's jacket is the end of the world and everything is the worst thing ever. From the people I work with as my sample size of LIVs, most of it doesn't register.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 23, 2018 09:33 AM (SiINZ)


So lefties are trying to eliminate federal jobs.

Yeah. Sure.

The one constant in all of this, is that the left doesn't hold up. It never does. If they try going in one direction, they start to fall apart on the other side. Then they over-correct their mistake, and the process intensifies until the whole thing collapses.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 23, 2018 09:40 AM (cY3LT)

115 113: I agree. They need to be subjected to immediate removal by slow boat to El Salvador, and made very uncomfortable. I still say we need to root illegals out of schools and off the Medicaid/medicare roles (and yes, they are there, I see this everyday at the hospital I work at). The idea that they are hardworking and get no bennies is pure MSM bullshit

Posted by: CN at June 23, 2018 09:41 AM (5gaNQ)

116 Morning, Morons. Sitting here in Buzzards Bay, MA. Raining like a cow pissing on a flat rock.
Mass Maritime graduation. Last proud papa comment:
Junior is getting two awards he didn't tell us about. Opsec requires no further info, but damn. This next generation is not all snowflakes.

Posted by: RI Red at June 23, 2018 09:42 AM (jSC7Y)

117 Saw Pantera 7 times in concert. Between him and his brother, what a shame.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 23, 2018 09:43 AM (HizHb)

118 And that "boy" sex doll -- is it like a Snap-On Tool? What am I looking at here?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 23, 2018 09:44 AM (gUCYC)

119 Cofffee makes you ghey!

















For Moar Caffine!

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 23, 2018 09:45 AM (EM0pH)

120 I would like to take this opportunity to say that Bill Kristol and I are now a couple.

Posted by: George Will at June 23, 2018 09:45 AM (vZrWs)

121 Doctor, I'm in love with a sheep. Her name is Daisy.

Posted by: Woody Allen at June 23, 2018 09:45 AM (3HNOQ)

122 120: I'd love to see who is paying these men's bills. They are getting money from someone to sell out

Posted by: CN at June 23, 2018 09:47 AM (5gaNQ)

123 I used bangVinnie Paul's ex girlfriend in the early 2000's when she moved from Texas back to Denver. She was barely 20, and hot as fuck.

Also he was a badass drummer too.

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 23, 2018 09:47 AM (EM0pH)

124 I choose to live my life as a coffee man.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 23, 2018 09:47 AM (2ffVS)

125 I agree. They need to be subjected to immediate removal by slow boat to El Salvador, and made very uncomfortable. I still say we need to root illegals out of schools and off the Medicaid/medicare roles (and yes, they are there, I see this everyday at the hospital I work at). The idea that they are hardworking and get no bennies is pure MSM bullshit

Posted by: CN at June 23, 2018 09:41 AM (5gaNQ)



Collecting the welfare that Americans don't want to collect.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 23, 2018 09:49 AM (SiINZ)

126 Congrats RI Red! To both your son and you. Good job!

Posted by: Tonypete at June 23, 2018 09:52 AM (9rIkM)

127 I also advocate public service for education majors looking to payoff stupid debt. Let them educate in Honduras and Guatemala instead of lobbying to get the kiddies here so they can collect pension dollars. AFT and NEA love illegals

Posted by: CN at June 23, 2018 09:53 AM (5gaNQ)

EMT 06/23/18

Your EMT: 100% on time 60% of the time.

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1 More or less

Posted by: Bruce at June 23, 2018 06:00 AM (8ikIW)

2 G'mornin' Horde !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 23, 2018 06:00 AM (GNCPT)

3 Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2018 06:00 AM (pHfeF)

4 Morning horde.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 23, 2018 06:01 AM (arhmY)

5 Good Morning Morons today is Saturday, June 23, 2018. On this day in 1947 The Senate followed the House of Representatives in overriding Truman's veto of the Taft-Hartley Act which decreased the power of labor unions.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 23, 2018 06:01 AM (mpXpK)

6 The Border Patrol Counsel VP rips in to Cynthia Nixon and other ignorant Democrats. Say they should go back to history class. Actually they need to attend a class on credible lying.


http://tinyurl.com/yaxzt62z

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 23, 2018 06:02 AM (mpXpK)

7 And speaking of credible lying Joe Joe Scarborough could also use a class on that.


http://tinyurl.com/ydftz6p9

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 23, 2018 06:02 AM (mpXpK)

8 NYC bike path murderer defends ISIS in court. Too bad NY eliminated the death penalty because this turd is a strong candidate for it. And why hasn't he been brought up on terrorist charges by the Feds who do have the death penalty?



http://tinyurl.com/y7l7njeo

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 23, 2018 06:02 AM (mpXpK)

9 Sharpton must be running low on cash again.


http://tinyurl.com/ybqbf52d

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 23, 2018 06:02 AM (mpXpK)

10 The house has approved a Farm Bill with work requirements for food stamps. Many States have already implemented this requirement. The Senate has already passed their version of the farm bill with no work requirements. Not a single democrat on the House voted for this bill.


http://tinyurl.com/ya7le6vq

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 23, 2018 06:03 AM (mpXpK)

11 It's going to be a great day. I just went to the fridge and found out the damn autodefrost electronic thngy is kaput...again. Hopefully I can manually defrost it to get the cold back up to the fridge.

Posted by: Bruce at June 23, 2018 06:03 AM (8ikIW)

12 Trump tells RINO Ryan to quit wasting his time on an immigration bill (amnesty).


http://tinyurl.com/ya52t77n

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 23, 2018 06:03 AM (mpXpK)

13 MFM hype about honey bees dying out turns out to be another big lie from them.


http://tinyurl.com/y9x23zul

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 23, 2018 06:03 AM (mpXpK)

14 Time is a fluid thing hear anyway.
Later this morning at 10am F-1 returns to France for a Grand Prix Qualifying.

Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2018 06:03 AM (pHfeF)

15 The corrupt FBI is under investigation by Congress for evidence tampering in the Flynn case. I'll believe they are serious when someone goes to jail or is at least indicted.


http://tinyurl.com/y8w9xqw8

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 23, 2018 06:03 AM (mpXpK)

16 NJ Democratic Gov. Phil Murphy is trying to tax guns out of existence in NJ. IIANM this has been tried before and the courts struck it down.


http://tinyurl.com/ycrql9xk

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 23, 2018 06:04 AM (mpXpK)

17 Ramirez


http://tinyurl.com/y7jloqf3


And that's it for today.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 23, 2018 06:04 AM (mpXpK)

18 Thanks, Vic.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 23, 2018 06:05 AM (fZuhk)

19 11
It's going to be a great day. I just went to the fridge and found out
the damn autodefrost electronic thngy is kaput...again. Hopefully I can
manually defrost it to get the cold back up to the fridge.



Posted by: Bruce at June 23, 2018 06:03 AM (8ikIW)

Back in the 50s it was amazing to see my Mom defrosting the refer. You had to unplug it and take everything out and let it sit for hours with the door open. Believe me, you want no part of that.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 23, 2018 06:07 AM (mpXpK)

20 g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 23, 2018 06:08 AM (KCxzN)

21 Morning all! Foot cramp woke me up on a Saturday morn so I decided to see what you guys were up to in here....

Posted by: AnnaS at June 23, 2018 06:09 AM (l4l/z)

22 You had to unplug it and take everything out and let it sit for hours with the door open.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 23, 2018 06:07 AM (mpXpK)

Some bright spark at work got impatient and attacked the coils with a screwdriver last time we did that.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 23, 2018 06:10 AM (fZuhk)

23 Back in the 50s it was amazing to see my Mom defrosting the refer. You had to unplug it and take everything out and let it sit for hours with the door open. Believe me, you want no part of that.
Posted by: Vic

I watched the repair guy last time. There's a place in the bottom of the freezer that is supposed to be heated to make it frost free. A little electrical board in the fridge goes kaput, and the defrosted water now stays in this area and blocks cold air going to the fridge. I can take out the frozen food, fire up a hair dryer to melt the ice, and all will be good for a few days. I'm hoping I can get it repaired on Monday

Posted by: Bruce at June 23, 2018 06:11 AM (8ikIW)

24 22 Some bright spark at work got impatient and attacked the coils with a screwdriver last time we did that.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 23, 2018 06:10 AM (fZuhk)

when is was in my salad day me and brother attacked the coils in an old refer in an abandoned house. I had to be carried out, it used ammonia for a cooling fluid.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 23, 2018 06:12 AM (mpXpK)

25 Bruce, that happened to me about a year ago.Freezer was working great, the fridge was warm.

Turns out the little fan that blows the cold air from the freezer to to fridge was stuck in some ice.

I put every thing into a big ice chest and turned off the thing. I took a hair dryer and defrosted the coils in the freezer. Voila it's working again. And a lot quieter. If you fridge is making noise, that's a bad thing.

Posted by: JAS at June 23, 2018 06:13 AM (3HNOQ)

26 I have a inefficient freezer in basement, often just chip off ice with a screwdriver ( straight slot screwdrivers are good for something).

Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2018 06:15 AM (pHfeF)

27 "The corrupt FBI is under investigation by Congress for evidence tampering in the Flynn case. I'll believe they are serious when someone goes to jail or is at least indicted.
"

I cannot see how that can happen. The DoJ uses the evidence the FBI procures for prosecution. If the FBI is corrupt (and it is) the DoJ cannot function.

Posted by: JAS at June 23, 2018 06:15 AM (3HNOQ)

28 Still have a good handful of cherries left. Wondering if pancakes can be made with them.

Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2018 06:17 AM (pHfeF)

29 it used ammonia for a cooling fluid.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 23, 2018 06:12 AM (mpXpK)

Oh, this was just boring old R12.

Campus enviro remediation made us evacuate.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 23, 2018 06:17 AM (fZuhk)

30 27 I cannot see how that can happen. The DoJ uses the
evidence the FBI procures for prosecution. If the FBI is corrupt (and
it is) the DoJ cannot function.



Posted by: JAS at June 23, 2018 06:15 AM (3HNOQ)

Nothing says the corrupt DOJ is the one who does the "investigation".

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 23, 2018 06:17 AM (mpXpK)

31 I cannot see how that can happen. The DoJ uses the evidence the FBI procures for prosecution. If the FBI is corrupt (and it is) the DoJ cannot function.
Posted by: JAS at June 23, 2018 06:15 AM (3HNOQ)

Excuse me Mr. Smartypants, those potheads aren't gonna prosecute themselves.

Posted by: Gen F. Leghorn Esq at June 23, 2018 06:18 AM (FNHh3)

32 Yeah, before Freon was invented, they used some pretty frisky stuff ... sulfur dioxide and ethyl chloride are a few others I've seen.
Ammonia is still popular for really big systems like cold warehouses.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 23, 2018 06:20 AM (GNCPT)

33 I'm sad. I was excited to make a scale model of the solar system in augmented reality, but then learned I'd need like 7 square miles to plot out all the orbits (this is with earth being the size of a marble). It can't be done without fudging the scale.

Posted by: Serious Cat at June 23, 2018 06:22 AM (aNP7B)

34 Isn't propane still used as a refrigerant in Europe?

Posted by: JAS at June 23, 2018 06:23 AM (3HNOQ)

35 34
Isn't propane still used as a refrigerant in Europe?





Posted by: JAS at June 23, 2018 06:23 AM (3HNOQ)

I would hope not. That would be dangerous as Hell.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 23, 2018 06:24 AM (mpXpK)

36 33 fudging the scale.
Posted by: Serious Cat at June 23, 2018 06:22 AM (aNP7B)


"For a whale of a dad!"

- - Tom Carvel

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 23, 2018 06:24 AM (VM6ev)

37 Actually, I think they use butane - it was a big factor in that disastrous high-rise fire in England last year.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 23, 2018 06:25 AM (GNCPT)

38 Mexico candidate proposing mass migration to US. I say put the army on the border and gun them down

Posted by: CN at June 23, 2018 06:26 AM (5gaNQ)

39 Isn't propane still used as a refrigerant in Europe?

Posted by: JAS at June 23, 2018 06:23 AM

Yeah, they had some huge apartment fire last year that seems to have started with a frig. They seem to think that propane is 'green' or something.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at June 23, 2018 06:27 AM (LOgQ4)

40 My refrigerator talks to me, well it tries to talk to me. I freaked the ex-girlfriend out when I tried to localize the voices I was hearing late at night, one night. It sounded like a distant conversation where the words are indistinct and all you hear is the rising and falling tone and inflection of a conversation between two people.

When I realized the sound was being made by the coolant going through the evaporator coils I could then ignore it.

I only hear the noise now when I'm wondering if the electricity has gone away during the night. If the 'fridge is running, the power is on.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 23, 2018 06:27 AM (roQNm)

41 IIANM all of our refrigerant options will be outlawed on 2020. If they can't come up with something new either that BS law will have to be killed or we will have to go back to amonia. But of course the green commies will outlaw ammonia then.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 23, 2018 06:27 AM (mpXpK)

42 I'm sad. I was excited to make a scale model of the solar system in augmented reality, but then learned I'd need like 7 square miles to plot out all the orbits (this is with earth being the size of a marble). It can't be done without fudging the scale.
Posted by: Serious Cat at June 23, 2018 06:22 AM (aNP7B)[/ii]

Stupid real reality can't just let the augmented kind do its thing

I just woke up from a dream where I was flirting with my neighbor's friend at a block party and the last half of it was just some white hipster SJW lecturing me for being insensitive and culturally appropriating for listening to her old Jurassic 5 EPs with her so basically I want to know where I go to demand a refund.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 23, 2018 06:28 AM (fZuhk)

43 whoa. Not today, barrel!

Posted by: hogmartin at June 23, 2018 06:29 AM (fZuhk)

44
I think there's some talk of using CO2 as a refrigerant. But there's engineering and leakage issues, iirc.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at June 23, 2018 06:29 AM (LOgQ4)

45 And the exterior insulation on the building was flamable too.

Posted by: JAS at June 23, 2018 06:30 AM (3HNOQ)

46 44


I think there's some talk of using CO2 as a refrigerant. But there's engineering and leakage issues, iirc.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at June 23, 2018 06:29 AM (LOgQ4)

That is an incredibly stupid idea.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 23, 2018 06:30 AM (mpXpK)

47 This will probably be an unpopular idea around here, but I think the Administration should purchase or rent housing near the ports of entry on Mexico border and offer to pay for the stay of Central American's seeking asylum. I've read reports of families being turned away, to come back later when border agents not so busy, and having to sleep under bridges. If the Administration makes it crystal clear that sneaking across the border is totally unnecessary for asylum seekers, then that ought to undercut ANY argument by the Dems that such lawbreaking should be tolerated.

Posted by: Serious Cat at June 23, 2018 06:36 AM (aNP7B)

48 That is an incredibly stupid idea.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 23, 2018 06:30 AM


There's a chart at this link with side by side pros and cons. The cons look pretty serious:

https://emersonclimateconversations.com/2015/07/30/co2-as-
a-refrigerant-r-744-advantagesdisadvantages/

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at June 23, 2018 06:36 AM (LOgQ4)

49 Good morning! Coffee is perkin and the tiny pups are outside chasing voles. What's the plan for the day?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 23, 2018 06:38 AM (qWg0i)

50 High temp today of 96. I has a sad

Posted by: weirdflunky at June 23, 2018 06:39 AM (FNHh3)

51 Good morning! Coffee is perkin and the tiny pups are outside chasing voles. What's the plan for the day?
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 23, 2018 06:38 AM (qWg0i)

I'm hanging out with Michael Cohen.

Posted by: Tom Arnold at June 23, 2018 06:42 AM (aNP7B)

52 47: round them up and ship them back to Central America. No asylum for these people, we are not Central America's social safety net. Illegals from all nations must go, and we should impose strict brutal sanctions on Mexico for facilitating this. FREE housing is why they are coming

Posted by: CN at June 23, 2018 06:43 AM (5gaNQ)

53 Good morning horde, thanks for the thread krak, and content Vic, hope the Mrs. is doing well.

Posted by: Sumdumchief at June 23, 2018 06:43 AM (HHsTJ)

54 The corrupt FBI is under investigation by Congress for evidence tampering in the Flynn case.

Oh yeah; that'll go nowhere. One corrupt institution investigating the corrupt department it's responsible. Let me know how that works out for you. PDTS ought to pardon Manafort and Flynn.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 23, 2018 06:44 AM (qWg0i)

55 I had a different idea.

Process asylum seekers ONLY at Ports of Entry.

If you are caught in the interior, out you go along with the whole family.

Posted by: JAS at June 23, 2018 06:45 AM (3HNOQ)

56 Mornin'

Posted by: wing at June 23, 2018 06:47 AM (RSMz4)

57 Thanks for VNN. Prayers for Mrs. Vic, Slap's mom, Insomniac, for an immediate and complete healing.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 23, 2018 06:47 AM (EZebt)

58 I wonder if anybody on the left would support a radical emigration policy.

Posted by: Sumdumchief at June 23, 2018 06:48 AM (HHsTJ)

59 Speaking of being carried out....A friend collects old soda machines. His old coke machine which dispensed bottles was his pride and joy. You put a dime in it and opened the door. Anyway not long ago, in the basement he was overcome, from a leak in the system, and they had to carry him and the machine outdoors. He survived, the coke machine sets on the back porch now...not used.

Posted by: Colin at June 23, 2018 06:48 AM (f5LFm)

60 Skip, Check the ONT for WeirdDave's comment. It includes the puzzle answer.

Posted by: Mrs. JTB at June 23, 2018 06:48 AM (V+03K)

61 Fun to read all these proposals which we will NEVER allow to see the light of day.

Posted by: The MFM, on behalf of Dems, GOPe, and CoC at June 23, 2018 06:49 AM (p8CaB)

62 55. Yes, and tighten up the rules to exclude domestic violence, gang violence, and plain old gimme-grant poverty. We should also turn off all social services for illegals including our ERs and schools

Posted by: CN at June 23, 2018 06:50 AM (5gaNQ)

63 61 your proposals may never see the light, but methinks the people are.

Posted by: Sumdumchief at June 23, 2018 06:51 AM (HHsTJ)

64
Weird Dave's ONT - I see that I had the dits and dahs reversed. Didn't even think of that.

Only missed it by a little bit.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 23, 2018 06:54 AM (roQNm)

65 "For a whale of a dad!"

- - Tom Carvel
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 23, 2018 06:24 AM (VM6ev)

===

I loved his TV commercials. What a voice.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 23, 2018 06:56 AM (EZebt)

66 I had read from YaHOOooo news that the soccer games were a "ratings disaster"
Of course they are. They're on from 7 AM to 5 PM on the weekdays.
Unless you really like soccer, you're not watching.
Or unless you're supporting the country by watching them play soccer you don't care.

And of course....IT"S SOCCER!

Posted by: Bruce at June 23, 2018 06:57 AM (8ikIW)

67
Process asylum seekers ONLY at Ports of Entry.

If you are caught in the interior, out you go along with the whole family.

Posted by: JAS at June 23, 2018 06:45 AM (3HNOQ)

That'd be ideal, but AFAIK requires a change in law. I'm thinking of strategies to defeat the Dems at PR war until the elections. Most asylum seekers would still get denied, but at least we'd keep the fraudsters on Mexico's side of border and the Admin could possibly get charities to pony up much of the dormitory expenses.

Posted by: Serious Cat at June 23, 2018 06:57 AM (aNP7B)

68
Overnight low temp last night- 43 degrees, going on a week now.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 23, 2018 06:57 AM (roQNm)

69 Overnight low temp last night- 43 degrees, going on a week now.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 23, 2018 06:57 AM (roQNm)


About 60 here under the bridge. I can live with that.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 23, 2018 06:59 AM (fZuhk)

70 Illegals from all nations must go, and we should impose strict brutal sanctions on Mexico for facilitating this. FREE housing is why they are coming

Posted by: CN at June 23, 2018 06:43 AM (5gaNQ)

Here's one way to make MX listen, start the tariff on MX imports including vehicles. Northern MX is full of auto plants and suppliers.

Posted by: clutch at June 23, 2018 07:00 AM (kiSdp)

71 6 The Border Patrol Counsel VP rips in to Cynthia Nixon and other ignorant Democrats. Say they should go back to history class. Actually they need to attend a class on credible lying.
________________

They don't care if what they say is true or not. Just like Time magazine and the photographer who took the photo of the crying kid on the cover. The photographer knew the kid had not been "separated" from her mother, and Time knew it too. But they all published it anyway.

The husband of the woman who brought that kid into the U.S. says he has a good job in Honduras. The woman was previously deported from the U.S. in 2013, on what was apparently her first illegal entry. The husband says she has family living here. They have probably been regaling her with stories of all the "free" money they're getting from the U.S. government.

There had to have been a powerful incentive for this woman to leave her other kids behind in Honduras, pay a coyote $6,000, and put herself and her little girl at risk of rape, kidnapping, sex-trafficking, etc., by the cartels in Mexico. But what's a more powerful incentive than the prospect of free money?

Illegal aliens who successfully claim asylum in the U.S. get paid thousands of dollars every month in cash and other benefits. This woman's relatives were probably telling her that she was a sucker for not hopping on board the gravy train with them. So now she's in a detention center in TX, awaiting a hearing on her asylum claim. And if it's denied and she's deported, she'll likely be paying another coyote again next year to sneak her in back across the border once more.

Meanwhile, U.S. taxpayers continue to pay through the nose for all these illegal alien scammers, one way or another. We're either paying billions for their bullshit asylum claims, or we're paying billions to house them here and provide them with lawyers and translators and food and clothing and medical care, etc., while they await their hearings. And for the ones who can't convince a judge to grant them asylum, they get deported, and then they come back over and over and over to do it all again.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 23, 2018 07:00 AM (fqUgw)

72 Hordey Lordy am I illegally here i woz zeparated from Mama @ birth?

Posted by: saf at June 23, 2018 07:03 AM (5IHGB)

73 When Mexico actually initialize this invasion, what then...free housing until Hawaiian judges legalize them? Round them up, ship them out, punish their political class. Rescind EMTAla for illegals, pull their spawn out of school

Posted by: CN at June 23, 2018 07:03 AM (5gaNQ)

74 71: Yes! If you come illegally, you should not be rewarded in any way. We must severely punish the government's who allow and encourage this both in Latin America and domestically. Why are not these sanctuary people not in jail?

Posted by: CN at June 23, 2018 07:07 AM (5gaNQ)

75 Well, I've got to get organized; need a plan for the day, a list of things to do. Goals to strive to accomplish against all odds. The noble struggle to persevere to persist going forward into the glorious future, but first a nap, to rebuild energy levels, to prepare for the long fight against adversity in the nobel hero's story of overcoming obstacles for what is life without struggle.

I must rest now. Life is exhausting.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 23, 2018 07:08 AM (roQNm)

76 Not sure I want to see Weird Dave's answer, like getting to the chess thread late I still like to try to figure out the puzzle.

Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2018 07:08 AM (pHfeF)

77 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 23, 2018 06:01 AM (mpXpK)

Our "betters" have been looking out for us for a long long time!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at June 23, 2018 07:09 AM (n9EOP)

78 Another big show from Dead & Co last nite . 2 hour 2nd set.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 23, 2018 07:10 AM (B28pn)

79 Should not forget that ozero basically nullified the Monroe doctrine. Not that it was being put to much use in the 50 or so years.

Posted by: Sumdumchief at June 23, 2018 07:11 AM (HHsTJ)

80 About 60 here under the bridge. I can live with that.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 23, 2018 06:59 AM (fZuhk)

You have a bridge, luxury!All I have is a culvert full of debris and rats!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at June 23, 2018 07:11 AM (n9EOP)

81 Yahoo news has a beautiful pic of Michelle Obama. Looks like she is a cook at a hunting camp in the rocky mountains. All flannel, and her hair looks like it was attacked by a mixer.

Posted by: Colin at June 23, 2018 07:11 AM (f5LFm)

82 "All I have is a culvert full of debris and rats!"

You have rats?? I have to live under an iguana.

Posted by: A Florida Man at June 23, 2018 07:13 AM (UdKB7)

83 Posted by: hogmartin at June 23, 2018 06:59 AM (fZuhk)
You have a bridge, luxury!All I have is a culvert full of debris and rats!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at June 23, 2018 07:11 AM (n9EOP)

Freaking one percenter. All we have is a bog full of toxic sludge and pain.

But mostly toxic sludge.

And pain.

Posted by: weirdflunky at June 23, 2018 07:13 AM (FNHh3)

84 Test

Posted by: Little Head at June 23, 2018 07:14 AM (/1AIY)

85 You have a bridge, luxury!All I have is a culvert full of debris and rats!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at June 23, 2018 07:11 AM (n9EOP)


*fidgets*

So, uh.

...you gonna eat those rats? No?

Posted by: hogmartin at June 23, 2018 07:14 AM (fZuhk)

86 You have a bridge, luxury!All I have is a culvert full of debris and rats!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at June 23, 2018 07:11 AM (n9EOP)



A culvert full of debris and rats? Why when I was young, all I had was a ditch near a nuclear waste site. We ate radiated worms for breakfast!

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 23, 2018 07:16 AM (ihiGk)

87 I must rest now. Life is exhausting.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 23, 2018 07:08 AM (roQNm)

I need to take a nap after reading about all your struggles!Endeavor to persevere!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at June 23, 2018 07:17 AM (n9EOP)

88 A culvert full of debris and rats? Why when I was young, all I had was a ditch near a nuclear waste site. We ate radiated worms for breakfast!
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 23, 2018 07:16 AM (ihiGk)


Ha! We would have killed for radiated worms.

I mean... more than we already did.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 23, 2018 07:19 AM (fZuhk)

89 Still have a good handful of cherries left"

Let's see... add bottle of grain alcohol...

Morning, y'all. Yeoman's work this am, Vic.

*fumbles with coffeemaker *

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 23, 2018 07:19 AM (7LY+6)

90 Coffee is on and I'm looking to go to a pancake breakfast fundraiser at either a fire department of veteran's club today (if I can find one).

Then taking my son to Kaaterskill Falls.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 23, 2018 07:21 AM (arhmY)

91 A culvert full of debris and rats? Why when I was
young, all I had was a ditch near a nuclear waste site. We ate radiated
worms for breakfast!

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 23, 2018 07:16 AM (ihiGk)

To be fair, my honor compels me to note that "my" culvert carries toxic runoff from an EPA superfund site, and some of the rats have two heads. Irradiated worms for breakfast sounds like a treat!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at June 23, 2018 07:21 AM (n9EOP)

92 Then taking my son to Kaaterskill Falls.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 23, 2018 07:21 AM (arhmY)

Wasn't that on CBD's art thread the other day? Beautiful place!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at June 23, 2018 07:22 AM (n9EOP)

93 I'd rather fight a pack of Radworms than a pack of RadFems, honestly. At least the Radworms don't shriek in English.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 23, 2018 07:23 AM (fZuhk)

94 Our beloved Gov. Cuomo: The Tesla battery plant in Buffalo, NY the state is paying to get built...sometime.

Even if the project reaches Gov. Andrew Cuomo's goal
of 5,000 jobs, it would still cost taxpayers about $115,000 in subsidies
per job, according to Reinvent Albany, a good-government group.At this point, with 600 jobs, the subsidies come to $1.25 million per job, the group said.

Sounds good to me

Posted by: Colin at June 23, 2018 07:27 AM (f5LFm)

95 Then taking my son to Kaaterskill Falls.

Kaaterskill Falls!!

Slooooooowly, I turn...!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 23, 2018 07:28 AM (oVJmc)

96 92 Then taking my son to Kaaterskill Falls

Well, it is Kateurday tonight, so that sounds good.

Posted by: t-bird at June 23, 2018 07:28 AM (p8CaB)

97 of 5,000 jobs, it would still cost taxpayers about $115,000 in subsidies

See how expensive jobs are? I saved you people so much money. You'd think you'd be thanking me...

Posted by: Barack Obama at June 23, 2018 07:31 AM (p8CaB)

98 I'm conflicted because we Adirondackers look down on the Catskills as mere foothills.

I would want anyone to get the wrong idea.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 23, 2018 07:33 AM (arhmY)

99 'Our beloved Gov. Cuomo: The Tesla battery plant in Buffalo, NY the state is paying to get built...sometime.'

I just saw this:

Tesla will reportedly be closing nearly a dozen of their solar battery facilities purchased from SolarCity last year in a deal that cost the company $2.6 billion.

Posted by: f'd at June 23, 2018 07:34 AM (UdKB7)

100 From WaPo, which I definitely ain't linking --

In a pair of court filings Friday, the special counsel added four assistant U.S. attorneys to the case against Russian entities and people accused of running an online influence operation targeting American voters. People familiar with the staffing decision said the new prosecutors are not joining Mueller's team, but rather are being added to the case.

Supposedly due to Mueller winding up his witchhunt, but more likely so his ass ain't in court about having to provide discovery materials to that group of Russians demanding a speedy trial. Sigh.

Mornin', all and thanks for the roundup Vic.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 23, 2018 07:36 AM (MQ2up)

101 I'm conflicted because we Adirondackers look down on the Catskills as mere foothills.



I would want anyone to get the wrong idea.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 23, 2018 07:33 AM (arhmY)

Hey, I grew up in the Catskills. (jooooish alps) Now mostly summer camps for those city people, who bring with them their city ideas...No this, no that..

Posted by: Colin at June 23, 2018 07:36 AM (f5LFm)

102 Posted by: f'd at June 23, 2018 07:34 AM (UdKB7)


How do you be doing today?

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at June 23, 2018 07:36 AM (n9EOP)

103 There are some people out there that I would take great joy in breaking off their middle fingers. Also, Jim Carry's "art" sucks and is as ugly as his soul.

Posted by: f'd at June 23, 2018 07:36 AM (UdKB7)

104 "How do you be doing today"

I'm ok. We couldn't get the vet over here yesterday but she is coming this afternoon. Kas had a rough night. I know now this is the right thing to do.

Posted by: f'd at June 23, 2018 07:38 AM (UdKB7)

105 Governor Cuomo's economic strategy to creating 5,000 jobs: Tax the hell out all New Yorkers so that 5,000 other jobs leave New York every month.

Then when you have those precious state-created 5,000 new jobs, declare economic success!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 23, 2018 07:38 AM (arhmY)

106 I've been saying this for at lease the last forever, the US immigration system is oriented towards one goal only - Reduce the white majority.
So to that end immigration is nothing more than a race to use any avenue that is provided to shove as many third world garbage people and Democrat voters through the gates as fast as possible before the American people wake up and slam it shut.
We are nearly to the point of it all being academic.
Once the white population falls below 65pct or therabouts, it's all over except the shouting as we will be overwhelmed with invaders.

As I said yesterday, the British used Hessians, the Democrats and the GOPe use Hondurans, Guatamalans, Mexicans, Indian, Africans, Muslims, etc.

We are being invaded and once the forces of tyranny have gained the upper hand it will truly be a reign of terror the likes we cannot even imagine.

Posted by: Kreplach at June 23, 2018 07:39 AM (UfMVm)

107 At this point, with 600 jobs, the subsidies come to $1.25 million per job, the group said.

Sounds good to me


Posted by: Colin at June 23, 2018 07:27 AM (f5LFm)

BUT, we'll make it up in volume!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at June 23, 2018 07:39 AM (n9EOP)

108
Governor Cuomo's economic strategy to creating 5,000 jobs: Tax the hell
out all New Yorkers so that 5,000 other jobs leave New York every
month.



Then when you have those precious state-created 5,000 new jobs, declare economic success!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 23, 2018 07:38 AM (arhmY)

Especially New York City folks. Leave us upstaters alone. Cuomo and the Democrats idea of dozens more casinos hasn't worked out very well. NYS now has more casinos than people...not a great mix.

Posted by: Colin at June 23, 2018 07:41 AM (f5LFm)

109 I'm ok. We couldn't get the vet over here yesterday
but she is coming this afternoon. Kas had a rough night. I know now this
is the right thing to do.

Posted by: f'd at June 23, 2018 07:38 AM (UdKB7)
From all you've said, you've done an excellent job as the steward of your pet throughout his life including the final (and humane) act.
Prayers up for you and yours!~H

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at June 23, 2018 07:43 AM (n9EOP)

110 We are being invaded and once the forces of tyranny
have gained the upper hand it will truly be a reign of terror the likes
we cannot even imagine.


Posted by: Kreplach at June 23, 2018 07:39 AM (UfMVm)

Come on, we'll be assimilated in only three or four generations!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at June 23, 2018 07:45 AM (n9EOP)

111 Thank you Comrade H. He's sleeping peacefully at my feet right now. We are ok with this.

Posted by: f'd at June 23, 2018 07:46 AM (UdKB7)

112 I just love Pixy's random formatting changes. It adds a certain elusivenss to trying to use line feed and carriage returns within English

text!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at June 23, 2018 07:47 AM (n9EOP)

113 Come on, we'll be assimilated in only three or four generations!


Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at June 23, 2018 07:45 AM (n9EOP)

Just like in those old alien movies made in the 50's. Or the TV series "V".

Posted by: Colin at June 23, 2018 07:47 AM (f5LFm)

114 It sure is looking like Democrats are going to formally call for no borders as small groups of them continue to call for the administration to end incarnation and call for administration officials to be fired or resign over it.

Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2018 07:50 AM (pHfeF)

115 Come on, we'll be assimilated in only three or four generations!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at June 23, 2018 07:45 AM (n9EOP)


Some of us are already simulated.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 23, 2018 07:50 AM (fZuhk)

116 @108
We had our fat fuck former dipshit Governor, Chris Christy, taking victory laps as if he scored some huge win by getting sports betting legalized in NJ.


Sports betting is going to be a huge victory for schools you see, according to these assholes.

School funding allegedly now has three avenues of funding.

Property taxesLotteriesSports betting

And still Murphy the new dipshit is on TV talking about raising taxes on millionaires and billionaires to fund schools.

It's never enough.

Schools, teachers and administrators are way over funuded.

Posted by: Kreplach at June 23, 2018 07:50 AM (UfMVm)

117 It's always a good day when nothing needs to be fixed, nothing needs to be paid and the FAB is not our President.

More coffee.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 23, 2018 07:50 AM (EoRCO)

118 It's "a-misting to rain" here as Grandma H would have said, which makes the completion of outdoors tasks well nigh impossible, but that means I need to shovel out the interior of Casa de Hrothgar instead, so I'm done here until the Pet Thread. Take care!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at June 23, 2018 07:51 AM (n9EOP)

119 You have a bridge, luxury! All I have is a culvert full of debris and rats!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at June 23, 2018 07:11 AM (n9EOP)


A culvert full of debris and rats? Why when I was young, all I had was a ditch near a nuclear waste site. We ate radiated worms for breakfast!
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 23, 2018 07:16 AM (ihiGk)


Well, aren't you just Little Lord Fauntleroy himself.

We couldn't actually eat the worms, just got to lick off the radioactive manure. And we were thankful!

Posted by: Michael the Texan at June 23, 2018 07:51 AM (nvMvs)

120 No good words fd, but Im proud of you.

Posted by: Sumdumchief at June 23, 2018 07:51 AM (HHsTJ)

121 And all the presumed front runners of the 2020 class scream No Borders

Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2018 07:52 AM (pHfeF)

122 Just like in those old alien movies made in the 50's. Or the TV series "V".


Posted by: Colin at June 23, 2018 07:47 AM (f5LFm)

Never turn your back on a Democrat!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at June 23, 2018 07:53 AM (n9EOP)

123 Morning Horde!!!!

Posted by: Misguided Sailorguy at June 23, 2018 07:53 AM (Q5R7z)

124 nothing needs to be paid and the FAB is not our President.



More coffee.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 23, 2018 07:50 AM (EoRCO)

But, but, Hillary is waiting in the wings, just waiting to be called on stage...Her new back brace would make her look tall and strong.

Posted by: Colin at June 23, 2018 07:53 AM (f5LFm)

125 And all the presumed front runners of the 2020 class scream No Borders

Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2018 07:52 AM (pHfeF)

Blue tsunami!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at June 23, 2018 07:54 AM (n9EOP)

126 Morning, Horde! Finally got someone out to level the ground for us, so the pool goes up today!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 23, 2018 07:54 AM (+F0Wk)

127 Kaaterskill Falls!!

Slooooooowly, I turn...!


Posted by: Mr. Peebles


Step.....by step.....

Posted by: JT at June 23, 2018 07:55 AM (4YV2U)

128 Watching Batman, I watched these as 1st run as a very young kid, all of you 29 year olds only got to see these in reruns.

Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2018 07:55 AM (pHfeF)

129 Morning errbody!

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 23, 2018 07:56 AM (Y9uH4)

130 Why does a squirrel climb all the way to the top of a power pole, and sit there.
I wish I had that energy to do that. But again I don't have sharp toenails and a bushy tail...

Posted by: Colin at June 23, 2018 07:57 AM (f5LFm)

131 Wanted to raise this question in the last thread.... is it possible that the main reason the Scalise shooting seems to have been forgotten is simply because the perp is dead and there are no court proceedings to cover as a result? I'm not disputing that there are left leaning media people who would rather not look too closely at it but it seems that one of the main ingredients that keeps other mass shooting stories going--ongoing court proceedings, hearings, trial, sentencing, etc.-- is missing in this case.

Posted by: Secret Square at June 23, 2018 07:58 AM (9WuX0)

132 It's never enough.

Schools, teachers and administrators are way over funuded.

Posted by: Kreplach at June 23, 2018 07:50 AM


I think it was the Mayor of Camden, who spends something like 25k per year per pupil, who frankly admitted that money wasn't the problem.

I would have wished he actually admitted what the problem was. Then there could be an honest discussion about how to solve that problem. I guess he recognizes the 'third rail' when he sees it.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at June 23, 2018 08:02 AM (LOgQ4)

133 The rabbit hole is bigger because all the crap happening is causing a flood so it forces that which went before to disappear quicker.

Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2018 08:02 AM (pHfeF)

134 Watching Batman, I watched these as 1st run as a very young kid, all of you 29 year olds only got to see these in reruns.

Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2018 07:55 AM (pHfeF)

That's why METV exists, so all those 29 year olds can see what life was like back in the olden days.

Posted by: Colin at June 23, 2018 08:02 AM (f5LFm)

135 131
Posted by: Secret Square
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++

My opinion on that is the leftists wanted that story to die, unlike all the R's that didn't.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 23, 2018 08:02 AM (Y9uH4)

136 good morning Horde!
I do my first full day at my part time job (usually do half days)
gonna be nice to people even if it kills me!

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 23, 2018 08:03 AM (hMwEB)

137 33 I'm sad. I was excited to make a scale model of the solar system in augmented reality, but then learned I'd need like 7 square miles to plot out all the orbits (this is with earth being the size of a marble). It can't be done without fudging the scale. "

Space is Big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mindbogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemists, but that's just peanuts compared to space.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 23, 2018 08:03 AM (V2Yro)

138 Going to take 1 more shot at Weird Dave's puzzle

Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2018 08:04 AM (pHfeF)

139 Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2018 07:55
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

I remember watching All In The Family as first run. I still laugh when I catch an episode now and then.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 23, 2018 08:04 AM (Y9uH4)

140 My opinion on that is the leftists wanted that story to die, unlike all the R's that didn't.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 23, 2018 08:02 AM (Y9uH4)

this

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 23, 2018 08:04 AM (hMwEB)

141 "40 My refrigerator talks to me, well it tries to talk to me. I freaked the ex-girlfriend out when I tried to localize the voices I was hearing late at night, one night. It sounded like a distant conversation where the words are indistinct and all you hear is the rising and falling tone and inflection of a conversation between two people. "

Skandia, a suggestion for next Valentine's Day, a card for your GF: "Even the Voices in my Head say that they like you!!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 23, 2018 08:05 AM (V2Yro)

142 Sanford & Son is another great one.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 23, 2018 08:05 AM (Y9uH4)

143 is it possible that the main reason the Scalise shooting seems to have been forgotten is simply because the perp is dead and there are no court proceedings to cover as a result?
Posted by: Secret Square at June 23, 2018 07:58 AM (9WuX0)


I don't think so, and here's for why: the MSD shooting got loads of news, but how many stories have you read about the court proceedings? It's all stuff about that yammering dickbag and his partner cueball the wonder commie.

So no, I don't think it's very much to do with whether or not the shooter survives.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 23, 2018 08:06 AM (fZuhk)

144 I do my first full day at my part time job (usually do half days)
gonna be nice to people even if it kills me!

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 23, 2018 08:03 AM (hMwEB)


Whoa! Super happy for you, votermom. Have a great day!

Posted by: hogmartin at June 23, 2018 08:07 AM (fZuhk)

145 If no one else mentioned it, Sundance over at Conservative Treehouse looks into the McCain aide outed for targeting the Tea Party and finds him at the center of a lot of Deep State cover-ups:

http://tinyurl.com/yd3rj9ko

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 23, 2018 08:07 AM (oVJmc)

146 140 My opinion on that is the leftists wanted that story to die, unlike all the R's that didn't.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 23, 2018 08:02 AM (Y9uH4)

this"

Yeah, if it had been talked about, people might have wondered just how the shooter knew how to find that baseball game, which was at a rather obscure location (and he knew nothing about DC). And then they might have noticed that the shooter was in contact with Dick Durbin's office immediately before the shooting.

Now I don't think Durbin knew that there would be shooting, but I think Durbin would still be mighty embarrassed to have it come out that he gave the shooter a map directing him to his intended victims.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 23, 2018 08:08 AM (V2Yro)

147 hubby has abc nooz on
ugh what a hateful screed

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 23, 2018 08:09 AM (hMwEB)

148 Senior Netflix executive axed over use of the N-word

Netflix sacked its chief spokesman Jonathan Friedland, he revealed on Friday, after he used the N-word twice in the space of a few days during meetings with staff.



Good old Obama loving, lefty Netflix. Well they should purge the entire management in case anyone else might have heard that word

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 23, 2018 08:10 AM (SiINZ)

149 Remember votermom, the customer is King, and I don't mean Rodney, either.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 23, 2018 08:11 AM (Y9uH4)

150 'That's why METV exists, so all those 29 year olds can see what life was like back in the olden days.'

I'm watching Tarzan. There's always a bad bawana, natives with spears, and a threatening hippo.

Posted by: f'd at June 23, 2018 08:12 AM (UdKB7)

151 Why does a squirrel climb all the way to the top of a power pole, and sit there.
I wish I had that energy to do that. But again I don't have sharp toenails and a bushy tail...

He likes the view?

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 23, 2018 08:16 AM (dUJdY)

152 Now I don't think Durbin knew that there would be shooting, but I think Durbin would still be mighty embarrassed to have it come out that he gave the shooter a map directing him to his intended victims.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 23, 2018 08:08 AM (V2Yro)

He may not have known about the planned shooting, but I'd bet dollars to donuts that he (or whoever corresponded with the guy) knew some kind of confrontation was planned.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 23, 2018 08:18 AM (+F0Wk)

153 Now I don't think Durbin knew that there would be shooting, but I think Durbin would still be mighty embarrassed to have it come out that he gave the shooter a map directing him to his intended victims.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 23, 2018 08:08 AM (V2Yro)

He may not have known about the planned shooting, but I'd bet dollars to donuts that he (or whoever corresponded with the guy) knew some kind of confrontation was planned.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 23, 2018 08:18 AM (+F0Wk)



Durbin is scum personified. I wouldn't put anything past that piece of shit

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 23, 2018 08:19 AM (SiINZ)

154 Have you noticed how Dickie Durbin has kind of disappeared from sight since then? of course, I don't watch leftist nets, so he may still be around. But he used to be everywhere. Especially in Harry Reid's basement, most likely.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 23, 2018 08:21 AM (Y9uH4)

155 Why does a squirrel climb all the way to the top of a power pole, and sit there.
I wish I had that energy to do that. But again I don't have sharp toenails and a bushy tail...
Posted by: Colin at June 23, 2018 07:57 AM (f5LFm)

----------------------

Squirrels, as I understand it, are huge Tolkien fans, and like to reenact the scene where Gandalf is trapped atop a tall tower. Of course, the getting rescued by an eagle never goes as planned.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 23, 2018 08:21 AM (+F0Wk)

156 Now I don't think Durbin knew that there would be shooting, but I think Durbin would still be mighty embarrassed to have it come out that he gave the shooter a map directing him to his intended victims.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 23, 2018 08:08 AM (V2Yro)

WHAT???

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 23, 2018 08:23 AM (dUJdY)

157 weekend yay weekend WTF is my coffee

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 23, 2018 08:23 AM (JFO2v)

158 And soon, very soon after the victory of our movement we will defend all the migrants in the American continent and all the migrants in the world, Obrador said, adding that immigrants must leave their towns and find a life in the United States.

So your country failed and you are coming to break ours. So when exactly do we use the 400 million guns?

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 23, 2018 08:26 AM (JFO2v)

159 NEWS NOOD

Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2018 08:27 AM (pHfeF)

160 Thanks for all the good links Vic. Hope you and yours are doing well.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 23, 2018 08:27 AM (Y9uH4)

161 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 23, 2018 08:27 AM (hyuyC)

162 Hodgekinson had some contacts with Dickless.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 23, 2018 08:29 AM (JFO2v)

163 I had to have refrigerant added to my central air yesterday. 2.5lbs @ $55 a pound.

I miss being able to buy R12 in the hardware store.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 23, 2018 08:29 AM (yQpMk)

164 Now I don't think Durbin knew that there would be shooting, but I think Durbin would still be mighty embarrassed to have it come out that he gave the shooter a map directing him to his intended victims.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 23, 2018 08:08 AM (V2Yro)

He may not have known about the planned shooting, but I'd bet dollars to donuts that he (or whoever corresponded with the guy) knew some kind of confrontation was planned.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 23, 2018 08:18 AM (+F0Wk)


That's my suspicion, also. Durbin is an A-1 a$$hole besides being a scumbag Lefty: don't forget, he labeled American troops as "Nazis" during the Bush #2 administration.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at June 23, 2018 08:30 AM (5Yee7)

165 Vic We Have No Party

Ships, even US Navy auxiliaries, used CO2 and even ammonia as refrigerants. Accidents yes, but it was all they had before freon (which rarely killed people).

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 23, 2018 08:33 AM (hyuyC)

166 Vic We Have No Party

Thank you for the links. Most appreciated.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 23, 2018 08:34 AM (hyuyC)

167 That's my suspicion, also. Durbin is an A-1 a$$hole besides being a scumbag Lefty: don't forget, he labeled American troops as "Nazis" during the Bush #2 administration."

And that's the answer to the question - How come everyone in the media acts like the Scalise shooting never happened and has worked as hard as they can to bury the story from day one? Durbin was complicit in it, and they know it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 23, 2018 08:34 AM (V2Yro)

168 Wanted to raise this question in the last thread.... is it possible that the main reason the Scalise shooting seems to have been forgotten is simply because the perp is dead and there are no court proceedings to cover as a result? I'm not disputing that there are left leaning media people who would rather not look too closely at it but it seems that one of the main ingredients that keeps other mass shooting stories going--ongoing court proceedings, hearings, trial, sentencing, etc.-- is missing in this case.

Posted by: Secret Square at June 23, 2018 07:58 AM (9WuX0)



Aren't the perps almost universally dead by the end? I can't remember the last trial for a mass shooting. Help me out here.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 23, 2018 08:43 AM (yQpMk)

169 33 I'm sad. I was excited to make a scale model of the solar system in augmented reality, but then learned I'd need like 7 square miles to plot out all the orbits (this is with earth being the size of a marble). It can't be done without fudging the scale. "
---
There's a 10m wx radome at the local airport, just off the highway. Two miles down the road is a stop sign. When stopped at that sign, and looking at that radome I figure my coffee cup is approximately (earth/sun) in scale to diameter and distance to that radome.

Posted by: klv at June 23, 2018 08:59 AM (RdBv7)

170 nood !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 23, 2018 09:04 AM (GNCPT)

Friday Night's ONT is a Mystery

ONT comments go here, on this thread. You can find the content here. The game is afoot!

Posted by: WeirdDave at 10:07 PM




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1 What?

Posted by: lin-duh at June 22, 2018 10:05 PM (kufk0)

2 First

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2018 10:05 PM (pHfeF)

3 Or second

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2018 10:05 PM (pHfeF)

4 Whoa! Thread's closed....

Posted by: lin-duh at June 22, 2018 10:06 PM (kufk0)

5 Whut?

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 22, 2018 10:06 PM (mMeIQ)

6 Close.

Posted by: Toad-O at June 22, 2018 10:06 PM (U+67+)

7 Wut?

Posted by: Jmel at June 22, 2018 10:06 PM (OeWgo)

8 Are we going to delve into Tales of Mystery and Imagination perhaps?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at June 22, 2018 10:07 PM (pgJGB)

9 I wish I knew Morse code. Paging Mike Hammer!

Posted by: bluebell at June 22, 2018 10:07 PM (rhdgT)

10
It's a time warp. You go in the future with that link.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 22, 2018 10:07 PM (8O3HH)

11 morse.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 22, 2018 10:07 PM (6FqZa)

12 Top. Ten.

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 22, 2018 10:07 PM (uCgfn)

13 Cripes I comment and new thread appears. It's like I'm willow...except I'm hardly here these days.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 22, 2018 10:07 PM (SRarZ)

14 Why yes, that costume does make your ass look fat, Mrs. Incredible.

Posted by: The Charlie Daniels of the Torque Wrench at June 22, 2018 10:07 PM (Jj+59)

15 I have to CLICK to get to content? What kind of a scam is this?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2018 10:08 PM (lSrgA)

16 Holy crap, I am confused.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 22, 2018 10:08 PM (SRarZ)

17
Let me see them titties!

Posted by: Koko, the Zombie Gorilla at June 22, 2018 10:08 PM (8O3HH)

18 I suspect a trick of some kind ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 22, 2018 10:08 PM (GNCPT)

19 Was thinking a code, maybe the correct answer and posting it wins.

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2018 10:08 PM (pHfeF)

20 looks kind of nebulous to me

Posted by: Kindltot at June 22, 2018 10:09 PM (2K6fY)

21
1, 5, 7

Exactly my thought.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 22, 2018 10:09 PM (roQNm)

22 Let me see them titties!

Posted by: Koko, the Zombie Gorilla at June 22, 2018 10:08 PM (8O3HH)


Put 'em on the glass!

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 22, 2018 10:09 PM (SRarZ)

23 It's like the ONT was written in that weirdest of programming languages, "Brainfuck".

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 22, 2018 10:09 PM (IcT7t)

24 I have to CLICK to get to content? What kind of a scam is this?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2018 10:08 PM (lSrgA)
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Yeah, click to get content and then backtrack to comment. It's like he thinks we're Morons or something.

Posted by: bluebell at June 22, 2018 10:09 PM (rhdgT)

25 Clicking to get content sends you to limbo.

Posted by: Toad-O at June 22, 2018 10:09 PM (U+67+)

26 blah blah blah
Trump is like Hitler
blah blah blah

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 22, 2018 10:09 PM (KxbBq)

27 Take your stinking paws off me you dirty ape

Posted by: Charlie Heston at June 22, 2018 10:09 PM (9UyJs)

28
Hmmm. Wonder what tonight's OOOT will be?

Posted by: Spun & Murky at June 22, 2018 10:09 PM (4DCSq)

29 Inspect her Morse!

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at June 22, 2018 10:10 PM (pgJGB)

30 Elementary, dear Watson!

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 22, 2018 10:10 PM (iTpm7)

31 I'm so confused.

Posted by: joncelli, delivering his speech at June 22, 2018 10:10 PM (1FhAQ)

32 I know, I know!

But I ain't gonna spoil the surprise.

Mostly because I am illiterate.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at June 22, 2018 10:10 PM (EhZNT)

33 Also very ,very lazy.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at June 22, 2018 10:10 PM (EhZNT)

34 This is going to wind up getting someone banned by trying to comment on that thread I bet. And I am not going to decide that Morse code message.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 22, 2018 10:10 PM (hmCRY)

35 Eris! Yoo hoo, Eris!

Posted by: bluebell at June 22, 2018 10:10 PM (rhdgT)

36
"You are in a maze of twisty little passageways, all different."

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 22, 2018 10:10 PM (roQNm)

37 Cripes I comment and new thread appears. It's like I'm willow...except I'm hardly here these days.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 22, 2018 10:07 PM (SRarZ)

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Well, we learned in the last thread that you're married to Dick. This should provide for an ample supply of juvenile jokes in future threads.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2018 10:11 PM (lSrgA)

38 Rocket Lab webcast is going live in a few minutes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOG-pQ4aJhE


Press kit:
https://www.rocketlabusa.com/assets/Uploads/
Its-Business-Time-Press-Kit.pdf


It's Business Time:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqZcYPEszN8

Posted by: rickl at June 22, 2018 10:11 PM (sdi6R)

39 Somebody was just telegraphing in the ONT today.

Posted by: tankdemon at June 22, 2018 10:11 PM (2iA43)

40 I would say that today was the day America finally dialed the HATE-O-METER up to 11.

Posted by: Dr. Emeritus strawdog at June 22, 2018 10:11 PM (Cssks)

41 I really don't need "content" to enjoy the ONT...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 22, 2018 10:11 PM (uCgfn)

42 Yeah, click to get content and then backtrack to comment. It's like he thinks we're Morons or something.
Posted by: bluebell at June 22, 2018 10:09 PM (rhdgT)


Bwahahahaha

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 22, 2018 10:11 PM (KeRzR)

43 if Hillary were president we wouldn't have this problem with illegal immigrants.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 22, 2018 10:11 PM (KxbBq)

44 >> Take your stinking paws off me you dirty ape

I crush you, little girly man.

Posted by: Koko, the Zombie Gorilla at June 22, 2018 10:11 PM (8O3HH)

45 So what, the light and dark images make one of those image URL codes that a smart phone app can decipher?

Cuz I don't have that app.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at June 22, 2018 10:12 PM (eASYU)

46 Weird, Dave...

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 22, 2018 10:12 PM (iTpm7)

47 Well, we learned in the last thread that you're married to Dick. This should provide for an ample supply of juvenile jokes in future threads.
Posted by: Cicero
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Actually, she married a big Dick.

Posted by: lin-duh at June 22, 2018 10:12 PM (kufk0)

48 Slow week at work, so I worked on my projects...then didn't take the completed files home.

Makes Hulk angry
Fortunately I've got other stuff I can do, it's just, you know, makes Hulk angry. Gotta wait until Monday to do important stuff.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 22, 2018 10:12 PM (l9m7l)

49 Hiya cliquers!

Posted by: anglo saxophone at June 22, 2018 10:12 PM (Iynsv)

50 Well, we learned in the last thread that you're
married to Dick. This should provide for an ample supply of juvenile
jokes in future threads.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2018 10:11 PM (lSrgA)


Yes. I am married to Dick. I sleep with Dick. I love Dick. Dick got me banner here once. Dick. Dick. My life is Dick. I've just extended the jokes to at least 24 months maybe more.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 22, 2018 10:13 PM (SRarZ)

51 An ONT without content is like a Prince concert without When Doves Cry

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2018 10:13 PM (lSrgA)

52 Cripes I comment and new thread appears. It's like I'm willow...except I'm hardly here these days.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 22, 2018 10:07 PM (SRarZ)

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Well, we learned in the last thread that you're married to Dick. This should provide for an ample supply of juvenile jokes in future threads.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2018 10:11 PM (lSrgA)


Yes, and my first thought was whether it was Spotted Dick or Painted Dick.

I have to reduce my AoS time.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 22, 2018 10:13 PM (KeRzR)

53 Ok.

Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 22, 2018 10:13 PM (ycWCI)

54 Actually, she married a big Dick.

Posted by: lin-duh

Ahem.

Posted by: Biggus Dickus at June 22, 2018 10:13 PM (9rIkM)

55 is everybody still enthralled with Miley's plants ?

Posted by: anglo saxophone at June 22, 2018 10:13 PM (Iynsv)

56 Okay.....um......

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 22, 2018 10:13 PM (0jtPF)

57 Interesting content, but did I miss a meeting?

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at June 22, 2018 10:13 PM (LOq4H)

58 I clicked off into oblivion, was expecting to see the face of God. Heard the voice of John Facenda instead. Something about Red Zone and White Zone.

Posted by: Burger Chef at June 22, 2018 10:14 PM (RuIsu)

59 Danger Girl.. I got willowed too. Don't feel bad.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 22, 2018 10:14 PM (dUJdY)

60 who is the dumbbell on the Ingraham show right now..? He seems to think that the border crisis is all Trump's fault. Obama had everything under control.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 22, 2018 10:14 PM (KxbBq)

61 >> is everybody still enthralled with Miley's plants ?

No, it's her lesbians we're enthralled with.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 22, 2018 10:14 PM (8O3HH)

62 Actually, she married a big Dick.

Posted by: lin-duh at June 22, 2018 10:12 PM (kufk0)


True. He was originally a Big Dick. Then he was KindofADick. Now he's just Dick. Hmm.....

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 22, 2018 10:14 PM (SRarZ)

63
"Thread Closed"!

Posted by: Spun & Murky at June 22, 2018 10:14 PM (4DCSq)

64 e s a m u
e b a o



nope. does not compute

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 22, 2018 10:14 PM (roQNm)

65 is everybody still enthralled with Miley's plants ?

Posted by: anglo saxophone at June 22, 2018 10:13 PM (Iynsv)

These are perfectly legitimate lesbians.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 22, 2018 10:14 PM (iTpm7)

66 The content is separate so I don't have to listen to people bitch about margins and page load times.

Posted by: Weirddave at June 22, 2018 10:14 PM (9Uj9z)

67 Jeepers. Looked out the window and it's still light out. And yet I'm ready for bed.

It's official. I am my grandpa.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at June 22, 2018 10:15 PM (EhZNT)

68 All right, I've done everything I can, by which I mean I tried to summon Mike Hammer and Eris.

Posted by: bluebell at June 22, 2018 10:15 PM (rhdgT)

69 Are you not content?

Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2018 10:15 PM (XQQJg)

70 We are Devo.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2018 10:15 PM (lSrgA)

71 "Thread Closed"!
Posted by: Spun & Murky at June 22, 2018 10:14 PM (4DCSq)

Okay.. maybe too much alcohol. I don't get it.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 22, 2018 10:16 PM (dUJdY)

72 we are devo

Posted by: anglo saxophone at June 22, 2018 10:16 PM (Iynsv)

73 POOP spelled backwards spells POOP.

Posted by: bananaDream at June 22, 2018 10:16 PM (yRBj9)

74 Awesome, Zombie KoKo is now an AoS member!

I think she has a crush on Gorilla Pundit. I mean, who wouldn't?

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 22, 2018 10:16 PM (KeRzR)

75 >> These are perfectly legitimate lesbians.

Do they have no bras allowed rule?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 22, 2018 10:16 PM (8O3HH)

76 http://www.onlineconversion.com/morse_code.htm

Posted by: kegeshook at June 22, 2018 10:16 PM (s2LKJ)

77 We are devo!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at June 22, 2018 10:16 PM (lSrgA)

78 did koko eat the kitten ?

Posted by: anglo saxophone at June 22, 2018 10:16 PM (Iynsv)

79 Danger Girl.. I got willowed too. Don't feel bad.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 22, 2018 10:14 PM (dUJdY)


It's ok. We will survive. Maybe someday we'll get our own AoS meme too. Meanwhile, I am honored to be willowed. I miss that girl.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 22, 2018 10:17 PM (SRarZ)

80 you ain't gettin' dick for xmas
youtube.com/watch?v=srHM2sIll68

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 22, 2018 10:17 PM (6FqZa)

81 POOP spelled sideways is Skizziks.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 22, 2018 10:17 PM (KxbBq)

82 Do they have no bras allowed rule?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 22, 2018 10:16 PM (8O3HH)

Yes, they do. Titties gotta be free.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 22, 2018 10:17 PM (iTpm7)

83 51 An ONT without content is like a Prince concert without When Doves Cry
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2018 10:13 PM (lSrgA)

His concerts lately have been pretty thin

Posted by: Fat Jack at June 22, 2018 10:17 PM (3Pma+)

84 http://www.onlineconversion.com/morse_code.htm
Posted by: kegeshook at June 22, 2018 10:16 PM (s2LKJ)
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You're going to do the work for us and report back, right? Because I've had an exhausting day.

Posted by: bluebell at June 22, 2018 10:17 PM (rhdgT)

85 Incontentia Buttocks?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 22, 2018 10:18 PM (uCgfn)

86
Ban check.

Posted by: Arbalest at June 22, 2018 10:18 PM (FlRtG)

87 48 ....I've got other stuff I can do, it's just, you know, makes Hulk angry.....
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 22, 2018 10:12 PM (l9m7l)
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Don't eat anything green!!!!
Broccoli, spinach, whatever.
That's what turns you into angry Hulk.
Seriously!

Well, that's what my son told me when he was little.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 22, 2018 10:18 PM (0jtPF)

88 you ain't gettin' dick for xmas

youtube.com/watch?v=srHM2sIll68

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 22, 2018 10:17 PM (6FqZa)

I have my heart set on it this year. Santa, bring me dick!

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 22, 2018 10:18 PM (iTpm7)

89
Ok.

Posted by: Arbalest at June 22, 2018 10:18 PM (FlRtG)

90 Morse Code is not a written language. There is no written Morse Code; it is all audio. If you try to 'see' the 'dots' and 'dashes' you will handicap yourself and make learning the code more difficult.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 22, 2018 10:18 PM (roQNm)

91 Well at least it's not that dog fucker Whitney Wisconsin drinking dog urine. I don't believe that the NY Post did their due diligence when They posted that degenerate in their paper.

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 22, 2018 10:18 PM (E4NQ0)

92
This is going to wind up getting someone banned by trying to comment on that thread I bet. And I am not going to decide that Morse code message.

Uh, oh...

Posted by: Spun & Murky at June 22, 2018 10:19 PM (4DCSq)

93 Meanwhile I think I posted earlier this week about my passive aggressive annoying coworker. Even if I didn't let me tell you I'd like to scruff her. In the middle of a meeting. With the RD VP. Today. She's an ass-kisser. Who needs to be scruffed.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 22, 2018 10:19 PM (SRarZ)

94 I miss that girl.

Me too

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 22, 2018 10:19 PM (dUJdY)

95 Did I get banned?

hmm

Posted by: weirdflunky at June 22, 2018 10:19 PM (9iqRc)

96 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THERE'S NO CONTENT THERE JUST SOME KIND OF GOOFY ASS MONTAGE THAT LOOKS LIKE i MADE IT. WHEN I WAS DRUNK.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at June 22, 2018 10:19 PM (V2Yro)

97 I have my heart set on it this year. Santa, bring me dick!
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 22, 2018 10:18 PM (iTpm7)


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Santa is hung like a Keebler elf.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at June 22, 2018 10:19 PM (lSrgA)

98 Rocket Lab is holding currently.

That gives me time to change to my Rocket Lab T-shirt.

Posted by: rickl at June 22, 2018 10:19 PM (sdi6R)

99 Ban check.
Posted by: Arbalest at June 22, 2018 10:18 PM (FlRtG)


No, don't. I like CZs.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2018 10:20 PM (fZuhk)

100 the guy from ICE who's on the Ingraham show now is talking about how dangerous it is to march through Mexico to get here.
Obviously we need to send buses to bring them here.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 22, 2018 10:20 PM (KxbBq)

101 Beckoning, I've heard that you are an incredible artist. Do you have a website that you would be willing to show us?

Posted by: bluebell at June 22, 2018 10:20 PM (rhdgT)

102 Yeah, I was pretty sure I was gonna end up in the barrel.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 22, 2018 10:20 PM (dUJdY)

103 66 The content is separate so I don't have to listen to people bitch about margins and page load times.
Posted by: Weirddave at June 22, 2018 10:14 PM (9Uj9z)

That's so cute

Posted by: Fat Jack at June 22, 2018 10:20 PM (3Pma+)

104 73 POOP spelled backwards spells POOP.
Posted by: bananaDream at June 22, 2018 10:16 PM (yRBj9)

A little warning next time. Don't you know that I suffer from Aibohpophobia?


Jeeze!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at June 22, 2018 10:20 PM (EhZNT)

105 I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

Posted by: anglo saxophone at June 22, 2018 10:21 PM (Iynsv)

106 banned?

Posted by: Off the reservation at June 22, 2018 10:21 PM (vWMNq)

107 OK, I'm appropriately suited up. Let's light this candle!

Posted by: rickl at June 22, 2018 10:21 PM (sdi6R)

108 Beckoning, I've heard that you are an incredible artist. Do you have a website that you would be willing to show us?



Posted by: bluebell at June 22, 2018 10:20 PM (rhdgT)

His work beckons to me. Really.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 22, 2018 10:21 PM (iTpm7)

109 >> Santa, bring me dick!
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess

Ho, ho, ho. Come sit on my lap.

Posted by: Bad Santa at June 22, 2018 10:21 PM (8O3HH)

110 67 Jeepers. Looked out the window and it's still light out. And yet I'm ready for bed.

It's official. I am my grandpa.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at June 22, 2018 10:15 PM (EhZNT)
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Ha!
When you're 19, you worry about turning into your parents.

Then you get to be.....um....29....and you worry about turning into your GRANDparents!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 22, 2018 10:22 PM (0jtPF)

111 So you broke the blog.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 22, 2018 10:22 PM (yQpMk)

112 I got banned from the barrel for being too classy.

Don't hate.

Posted by: weirdflunky at June 22, 2018 10:22 PM (9iqRc)

113 Why does everyone think they are banned?

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 22, 2018 10:22 PM (SRarZ)

114
These margins are two narrow. I have all this wasted white space on my monitor. That screen real estate should be filled with gifs, animations, dancing girls with sound, and advertising.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 22, 2018 10:22 PM (roQNm)

115 Evening all. Checking to see if I am now with the Banned.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 22, 2018 10:22 PM (I16G8)

116 Have you seen it, Miley?

Posted by: bluebell at June 22, 2018 10:22 PM (rhdgT)

117 My hash changed again. But so did Ace's.

Never question the hamsters.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at June 22, 2018 10:22 PM (EhZNT)

118 I never got banned, although Ace yelled at me once.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 22, 2018 10:22 PM (KxbBq)

119 Thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 22, 2018 10:22 PM (XTrNh)

120 Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1010197354149015552

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1010197444376842241

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1010197544931086339

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1010197658936496128

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1010197760623153154

Posted by: kbdabear at June 22, 2018 10:22 PM (eh0Va)

121 Is it straight jacket night? cause I love me some straight jacket, the trans jacket? Not so much......

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at June 22, 2018 10:23 PM (LOq4H)

122 Sooo... anyhooo.. did anyone watch the Krauthammer special on Fox? It was really good.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 22, 2018 10:23 PM (dUJdY)

123 Ho, ho, ho. Come sit on my lap.

Posted by: Bad Santa at June 22, 2018 10:21 PM (8O3HH)

<Hops up onto Bad Santa's lap>

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 22, 2018 10:23 PM (iTpm7)

124 104 >>A little warning next time. Don't you know that I suffer from Aibohpophobia?


Sorry, Ross.

Posted by: bananaDream at June 22, 2018 10:23 PM (yRBj9)

125 >>Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess

Open your mouth, and close your eyes, and you will get a big surprise.

Posted by: Bad Santa at June 22, 2018 10:23 PM (8O3HH)

126 You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

Posted by: anglo saxophone at June 22, 2018 10:23 PM (Iynsv)

127 Have you seen it, Miley?



Posted by: bluebell at June 22, 2018 10:22 PM (rhdgT)

Yes, I have, Bluebell!
How are you, down there in NoVA?

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 22, 2018 10:23 PM (iTpm7)

128 Have you seen it, Miley?
Posted by: bluebell at June 22, 2018 10:22 PM (rhdgT)

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Are we still talking about Santa's dick?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2018 10:24 PM (lSrgA)

129 I never got banned, although Ace yelled at me once.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 22, 2018 10:22 PM (KxbBq)


Meh ... its not as bad as they'd have you think.

I lost count.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 22, 2018 10:24 PM (fiGNd)

130 More Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1010197858707001346

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1010197963308756992

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1010198076341006337

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1010198173812445187

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1010198277738979328

Posted by: kbdabear at June 22, 2018 10:24 PM (eh0Va)

131 Why does everyone think they are banned?
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 22, 2018 10:22 PM (SRarZ)
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Because if you try to comment on the linked thread, which Weirddave has cleverly disguised to look like a REAL thread, you get a message saying "Thread closed."

Posted by: bluebell at June 22, 2018 10:24 PM (rhdgT)

132 73
POOP spelled backwards spells POOP.
poop spelled upside down spells boob

Posted by: #IHOb at June 22, 2018 10:24 PM (2//jc)

133 My favorite summertime video - oldy but goody:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVrxXfzsD7Q

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 22, 2018 10:24 PM (V2Yro)

134 Article just posted on the New Orleans Times-Picayune web site nola.com about an hour ago:

"'I am not a unicorn,' Michelle Obama tells library convention"

I think I'll pass. The jokes write themselves.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 22, 2018 10:24 PM (rnXGe)

135 although Ace yelled at me once.

LOL.. he yelled at me once too, years ago. I just sort of slinked away and laid low for awhile.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 22, 2018 10:25 PM (dUJdY)

136 113 Why does everyone think they are banned?
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 22, 2018 10:22 PM (SRarZ)


Cause the last time something like this was done with Maet creating a scannable QR barcode image of a skull that sent you to a content post of the ONT attempting to comment on that thread resulted in getting banned.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 22, 2018 10:25 PM (hmCRY)

137 Dot, dashes, spaces and slashes, oh my!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 22, 2018 10:25 PM (OuRYP)

138 At least the jump to top and jump to bottom work

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 22, 2018 10:25 PM (yQpMk)

139 Why does everyone think they are banned?
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 22, 2018 10:22 PM (SRarZ)

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For posting where the content is, which may very well say " all of ye who attempt to post in this closed thread are banned" in a pictoral form of Morse code.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 22, 2018 10:25 PM (I16G8)

140 Hi Miley - doing great. Rainy and cool today, but I kind of liked it. Enjoying the new digs?

Posted by: bluebell at June 22, 2018 10:25 PM (rhdgT)

141 Because if you try to comment on the linked thread, which Weirddave has cleverly disguised to look like a REAL thread, you get a message saying "Thread closed."


Yeah that Dave.. he's a real clown.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 22, 2018 10:26 PM (dUJdY)

142 LOL.. he yelled at me once too, years ago. I just sort of slinked away and laid low for awhile.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 22, 2018 10:25 PM (dUJdY)

"If Ace ain't yelled at you, you ain't nobody" - Rickey Henderson

Posted by: kbdabear at June 22, 2018 10:26 PM (eh0Va)

143 Because if you try to comment on the linked thread,
which Weirddave has cleverly disguised to look like a REAL thread, you
get a message saying "Thread closed."





Posted by: bluebell at June 22, 2018 10:24 PM (rhdgT)


AHA! See, I am smart enough to only comment here. I ignored that crap that was the linked thread.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 22, 2018 10:26 PM (SRarZ)

144 OK, I get the idea....

but i'm far too lazy to transliterate it. Lemme know when someone else puts in the effort and i'll copy off their paper.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 22, 2018 10:26 PM (BRvh1)

145 Keith Olbermann is still a twat.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 22, 2018 10:27 PM (KxbBq)

146 Dot, dashes, spaces and slashes, oh my!

Yeah, I'm too lazy to finger it out.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 22, 2018 10:27 PM (OuRYP)

147 Still holding. Not sure what the current liftoff time is.

Posted by: rickl at June 22, 2018 10:27 PM (sdi6R)

148 Mike Hammer, there you are! Help has arrived at last!

Posted by: bluebell at June 22, 2018 10:27 PM (rhdgT)

149 Because if you try to comment on the linked thread, which Weirddave has cleverly disguised to look like a REAL thread, you get a message saying "Thread closed."

-------

Standard HQ protocol calls for the presence of a moose out front.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2018 10:27 PM (lSrgA)

150 Is the content thing one of those annoying picture deals where you kinda cross your eyes but kinda not and stare like an idiot because you can't see "it" and then you start mouth breathing like a Hillary voting retard and everybody sees those freaking dolphins and then you get a headache and say FuckIT!?

or no?

Posted by: weirdflunky at June 22, 2018 10:27 PM (9iqRc)

151 >>>The game is afoot!

So if I play, what's the prize?

Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at June 22, 2018 10:27 PM (/qEW2)

152 Open your mouth, and close your eyes, and you will get a big surprise.

Posted by: Bad Santa at June 22, 2018 10:23 PM (8O3HH)

I luurves surprises!

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 22, 2018 10:27 PM (iTpm7)

153 Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 22, 2018 10:24 PM (rnXGe)

Not a unicorn, a jackass

Or a female dog with pups

Posted by: Fat Jack at June 22, 2018 10:27 PM (3Pma+)

154 Morse Code is not a written language. There is no written Morse Code; it is all audio. If you try to 'see' the 'dots' and 'dashes' you will handicap yourself and make learning the code more difficult.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 22, 2018 10:18 PM (roQNm)


Well you have to. The translators work for reference. But there's way too much information to decode CW visually. You get used to it. I don't even see the code. All I see is blonde, brunette, redhead...

Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2018 10:28 PM (fZuhk)

155 (I totally tried to comment on the content meta-thread.

Didn't ban me.)

(But I am ashamed.)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 22, 2018 10:28 PM (BRvh1)

156 Just When You Thought The Rotherham Rape Gang Scandal Couldn't Get Any Worse...

...it does.

http://politicalhat.com/?p=14685

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 22, 2018 10:28 PM (itfg0)

157 Dammit. Red text of hate.

Too bad. It was brilliance personified.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at June 22, 2018 10:28 PM (EhZNT)

158 *waves to Miley*

Posted by: rickl at June 22, 2018 10:28 PM (sdi6R)

159 The linked thread says, "You are a freaking Moron. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200."

You're welcome.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 22, 2018 10:29 PM (SRarZ)

160 Mis-gendering - Mis-gendering Students; Mis-gendering Classmates; Mis-gendering Compromise

The focus this time: Mis-gender all the things!!1!

http://politicalhat.com/?p=14711

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 22, 2018 10:29 PM (itfg0)

161 98
Rocket Lab is holding currently.



That gives me time to change to my Rocket Lab T-shirt.

looks like you can take your time.

Posted by: #IHOb at June 22, 2018 10:29 PM (2//jc)

162 Yeah, I'm too lazy to finger it out.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 22, 2018 10:27 PM (OuRYP)
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Rats.

Sliced by the Hammer again.

Posted by: bluebell at June 22, 2018 10:29 PM (rhdgT)

163 that Dave.. he's a real clown

Dave is a fucking piker.

Posted by: John Wayne Gacy at June 22, 2018 10:29 PM (6FqZa)

164 WeirdDave, maintaining an even WeirdDave like no other.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 22, 2018 10:29 PM (W3ofY)

165 you get a message saying "Thread closed."

Posted by: bluebell at June 22, 2018 10:24 PM (rhdgT)

The flame is hot. Don't touch it again!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 22, 2018 10:30 PM (wYseH)

166 The content is separate so I don't have to listen to people bitch about margins and page load times.
Posted by: Weirddave at June 22, 2018 10:14 PM (9Uj9z)

Wait. Is that wrong? No one told me that was wrong.

Posted by: tbodie at June 22, 2018 10:30 PM (ijO9y)

167 I get it, but am to tired/lazy to translate.

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 22, 2018 10:30 PM (itfg0)

168 I haff message from Cheyenne and Black Hills Telegraph Company.

I no longer accept gratuities.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at June 22, 2018 10:31 PM (EhZNT)

169 and this just in: Hillary wants you to know that she's not so think as you drunk she is.

yeah, I stole that line.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 22, 2018 10:31 PM (KxbBq)

170 Well, that was entertaining. I'm going to bed.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 22, 2018 10:31 PM (dUJdY)

171 Wut?!
Closed?!
I want my money back!
Prft!

Posted by: Cheribebe at June 22, 2018 10:31 PM (DAdSz)

172 anybody know who Jenna Rhodes is ?

Posted by: anglo saxophone at June 22, 2018 10:31 PM (Iynsv)

173 156
Just When You Thought The Rotherham Rape Gang Scandal Couldn't Get Any Worse...



That's nothing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIhvUysq_UM


Posted by: Off the reservation at June 22, 2018 10:31 PM (vWMNq)

174 So, last comment because I'm exhausted. I've been exhausted since Monday.

Goodnight, my fellow 'rons and 'ettes. Sleep well.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 22, 2018 10:31 PM (SRarZ)

175 Oh good gravy, don't tell me the goddess is alive and magick is afoot!

Posted by: logprof at June 22, 2018 10:32 PM (e7oj4)

176 164 WeirdDave, maintaining an even WeirdDave like no other.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 22, 2018 10:29 PM (W3ofY)

So his nic is not just ironic?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at June 22, 2018 10:32 PM (EhZNT)

177 The flame is hot. Don't touch it again!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 22, 2018 10:30 PM (wYseH)
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Oh, you'd just love it if I banned myself, wouldn't you.

I still haven't forgiven you for asking Pixy to ban me that time.

Posted by: bluebell at June 22, 2018 10:32 PM (rhdgT)

178 Have you seen it, Miley?

Posted by: bluebell at June 22, 2018 10:22 PM (rhdgT)



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Are we still talking about Santa's dick?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2018 10:24 PM (lSrgA)

No - I haven't seen it yet, but I can't wait!!!

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 22, 2018 10:32 PM (iTpm7)

179 It says, "If you tell the rest of the Morons what this says, WeirdDave with smack you with a herring until you are at maximum morale."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 22, 2018 10:33 PM (BRvh1)

180 Hi rickl!

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 22, 2018 10:33 PM (iTpm7)

181

What was it old Fermi said in his last annotation, "I see the answer but there isn't enough room in the margins to write it all down?" or something like that.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 22, 2018 10:33 PM (roQNm)

182 Took me a while to realize that wasn't Ozzie Ozborne.

Posted by: Steck at June 22, 2018 10:33 PM (LlRQB)

183 You call that content?

I don't call that content.

Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at June 22, 2018 10:34 PM (UPHEE)

184 POOP.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 22, 2018 10:34 PM (hyuyC)

185 Hi Miley - doing great. Rainy and cool today, but I kind of liked it. Enjoying the new digs?



Posted by: bluebell at June 22, 2018 10:25 PM (rhdgT)

Loving it here, bluebell!

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 22, 2018 10:34 PM (iTpm7)

186 a black gang and a hispanic gang go into a bar
who pays?
everyone!!

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 22, 2018 10:34 PM (KxbBq)

187 I was betting on the answer being "DRINK MORE OVALTINE"

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 22, 2018 10:34 PM (V2Yro)

188 I assume the guitarist is Slash? So there are 4 characters, like DNA. But it's too short to be a DNA sequence.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 22, 2018 10:34 PM (/qEW2)

189 re 181: Fermat, I think.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 22, 2018 10:34 PM (KxbBq)

190 Yikes. Late to the thread.


Laura Ingraham just showed the pic (from the Daily Mail) of the female FBI agent who called us retarded POS.

Laura snarked, "She looks like a Dartmouth feminist studies major." (And Laura is a Dartmouth grad.

This wymyn has long, greasy, stringy hair. I MUST go find her picture for the horde.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2018 10:34 PM (ptqGC)

191 anybody know who Jenna Rhodes is ?
Posted by: anglo saxophone at June 22, 2018 10:31 PM (Iynsv)

-------

A Bing image search will answer all of your questions about her.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 22, 2018 10:35 PM (I16G8)

192 Ace once replied to a poast I'd made...

I felt special... It was like my first time! I can't recall now what either of us was on about though...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 22, 2018 10:35 PM (uCgfn)

193 Ah, clever this Weird Dave is.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 22, 2018 10:35 PM (yQpMk)

194 Are we still talking about Santa's dick?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2018 10:24 PM (lSrgA)

No - I haven't seen it yet, but I can't wait!!!
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 22, 2018 10:32 PM (iTpm7)


One day, I'll be able to tell my grandkids, "I was there when the nicks were coined for both Bear with Asymmetrical Balls AND Santa's Dick". And they'll give me that pained smile and nod to the friendly nurse who will dose me out of my damn coconut.

It's gonna be AWESOME.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2018 10:35 PM (fZuhk)

195 I think it says "This is how you keep Morons in suspense."


Posted by: bluebell at June 22, 2018 10:35 PM (rhdgT)

196 That's a lot of work for some shit.

bananaDream was first.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 22, 2018 10:35 PM (hyuyC)

197 Okay. I translated the message.

"Hit the heavy bag more, and clean your weapons, and, oh yes, buy more ammo. Gonna come a storm."

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at June 22, 2018 10:35 PM (EhZNT)

198 It's the end of a very long week and my brain just can't!

Posted by: Mattski at June 22, 2018 10:35 PM (AHhsr)

199 I just read that it's a four hour launch window, so it could go as late as 12:30 ET. I'm glad it's a Friday night, but that means I might have to moderate my drinking so's I don't fall asleep before then.

Posted by: rickl at June 22, 2018 10:36 PM (sdi6R)

200 WD, you have a typo in your cypher.

NLL vs TELL

Posted by: The Media at June 22, 2018 10:37 PM (pvjTE)

201 Okay, for all of you hung up on your petty concerns in DC today, there was a TRUE tragedy in Kentucky! A horrible, terrible, tragedy!!!

A wooden warehouse built back in the 40's, packed completely full with Barton's 1792 whiskey barrels collapsed today, and several THOUSAND gallons of the finest Kentucky Bourbon was lost!

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 22, 2018 10:37 PM (V2Yro)

202 /sock

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 22, 2018 10:37 PM (pvjTE)

203 Here's the FBI agent who called us all "retarded POS":


https://tinyurl.com/yd864dlz

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2018 10:38 PM (ptqGC)

204 One day, I'll be able to tell my grandkids, "I was there when the nicks were coined for both Bear with Asymmetrical Balls AND Santa's Dick". And they'll give me that pained smile and nod to the friendly nurse who will dose me out of my damn coconut.

It's gonna be AWESOME.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2018 10:35 PM (fZuhk)



But do you remember when CBD was NJConservative.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 22, 2018 10:38 PM (hmCRY)

205 I can recognize, but not read, Morse code.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at June 22, 2018 10:38 PM (cvabZ)

206 Ah, poop.

Posted by: Grump928(C) gets to the end at June 22, 2018 10:38 PM (yQpMk)

207 not top 200...
we don't need no stinkin content...

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 22, 2018 10:38 PM (d/thM)

208 https://youtu.be/TKkLgR37Dm4?t=11

Posted by: Axeman at June 22, 2018 10:39 PM (JhE5a)

209 But do you remember when CBD was NJConservative.
Posted by: Buzzion at June 22, 2018 10:38 PM (hmCRY)


I do not, no. I'm guessing it was over 5 years ago?

Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2018 10:39 PM (fZuhk)

210 Buzzion, how in the world do you remember all this stuff? I can't remember what I had for dinner yesterday.

Posted by: bluebell at June 22, 2018 10:39 PM (rhdgT)

211 D-R-I-N-K-Y-O-U-R-O-V-A-L-T-I-N-E

Posted by: Grump928(C) gets to the end at June 22, 2018 10:39 PM (yQpMk)

212 again on Ingraham: video of of Arnold says he's not effing around.
my dick is titillated.
[Tom, not Ziffle]

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 22, 2018 10:39 PM (KxbBq)

213 205 I can recognize, but not read, Morse code.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at June 22, 2018 10:38 PM (cvabZ)

++++

https://morsecode.scphillips.com/translator.html

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 22, 2018 10:39 PM (pvjTE)

214 Here's the FBI agent who called us all "retarded POS":


https://tinyurl.com/yd864dlz
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2018 10:38 PM (ptqGC)

---------

Agent Sally Moyer. America's Finest.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2018 10:40 PM (lSrgA)

215 E-A-T-M-O-R-E-P-O-O-P

Posted by: Grump928(C) gets to the end at June 22, 2018 10:40 PM (yQpMk)

216 The Sally Moyer FBI chick I linked is lovely. The FBI is running a regular lonely hearts club for ugly people.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2018 10:41 PM (ptqGC)

217 201
A wooden warehouse built back in the 40's, packed completely full with Barton's 1792 whiskey barrels collapsed today, and several THOUSAND gallons of the finest Kentucky Bourbon was lost!
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 22, 2018 10:37 PM (V2Yro)



That's tragic, but did you see this from earlier today?


223 OT, but this is really important.


https://tinyurl.com/y9m7lbjq
Posted by: pep at June 22, 2018 01:32 PM (5GcKk)


Interesting and weird.

Posted by: rickl at June 22, 2018 10:41 PM (sdi6R)

218 What a disgusting skank.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2018 10:41 PM (lSrgA)

219 I do not, no. I'm guessing it was over 5 years ago?

It was over ten miles away, that's all I know.

Posted by: John Wayne Gacy at June 22, 2018 10:41 PM (6FqZa)

220 TONI:ITJNSTMRTISAKE#NHE EN.IF#UCANADTTM#ON'TLETON#TNAI LEVEAE#E#ONETHATITSA#"#O#"E
A few errors on my part in there

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2018 10:41 PM (pHfeF)

221 .sock.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 22, 2018 10:41 PM (6FqZa)

222 Posted by: Tom Servo at June 22, 2018 10:37 PM (V2Yro)

Oh man what a waste of bourbon. Heres a musical tribute
https://youtu.be/ZFTcUnjGsyk

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at June 22, 2018 10:42 PM (eASYU)

223 >> anybody know who Jenna Rhodes is ?

No, but I know who Jessa Rhodes is. She is definitely gonna get her stocking stuffed come Christmas.

Posted by: Bad Santa at June 22, 2018 10:42 PM (8O3HH)

224 34 This is going to wind up getting someone banned by trying to comment on that thread I bet. And I am not going to decide that Morse code message.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 22, 2018 10:10 PM (hmCRY)

++++

It won't let you. You get THREAD CLOSED message when you hit Post.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 22, 2018 10:42 PM (pvjTE)

225 What a disgusting skank.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2018 10:41 PM (lSrgA)


My husband saw her pic and said, "Has she ever heard of shampoo?"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2018 10:42 PM (ptqGC)

226 It is definitely more code

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2018 10:42 PM (pHfeF)

227 I was just pleased that I knew it was Dash, Dot, space, and Slash.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 22, 2018 10:42 PM (fiGNd)

228 A few errors on my part in there

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2018 10:41 PM (pHfeF)

++++

It'll give you something to think about in the barrel.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 22, 2018 10:42 PM (pvjTE)

229 Sally Moyer pictures herself as superior to the dumb rubes who voted for Trump.

Funny.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2018 10:43 PM (lSrgA)

230 I AM EMBIGGENED

Posted by: THE COMMENT BLOCK at June 22, 2018 10:43 PM (yQpMk)

231 >> I luurves surprises!
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess

And remember, Bad Santa rewards naughty girls, not nice ones.

Posted by: Bad Santa at June 22, 2018 10:43 PM (8O3HH)

232 I think if you can get the exact message and put it into the closed thread it will work.

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2018 10:43 PM (pHfeF)

233 My husband saw her pic and said, "Has she ever heard of shampoo?"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2018 10:42 PM (ptqGC)


Of course she has. It's the bottle that says "10w30" on it.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2018 10:43 PM (fZuhk)

234 My husband saw her pic and said, "Has she ever heard of shampoo?"




Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2018 10:42 PM (ptqGC)

I thought she's just too dumb to come in out of the rain.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 22, 2018 10:44 PM (iTpm7)

235 210 Buzzion, how in the world do you remember all this stuff? I can't remember what I had for dinner yesterday.

Posted by: bluebell at June 22, 2018 10:39 PM (rhdgT)



People were always really excited in school hen I was on their team when we did a trivia game day in class to prepare/review for the test.

Also I joined the academic team as a junior and one day for practice as a senior it was me vs everyone else there who had been doing it since junior high and going over the stuff.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 22, 2018 10:44 PM (hmCRY)

236 The Sally Moyer FBI chick I linked is lovely. The FBI is running a regular lonely hearts club for ugly people.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2018 10:41 PM (ptqGC)

Yikes!

by which I mean, I am sure she is a peach.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at June 22, 2018 10:44 PM (EhZNT)

237 Sally washes her hair annually, whether it needs it or not.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2018 10:45 PM (lSrgA)

238 It's weird that these unattractive FBI agents are all cheating on their spouses.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2018 10:45 PM (ptqGC)

239 a couple of chickens are having lunch
one says, "hey, where's the big dumb cluck?"
another says "she ran off and married some capon named Barack."

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 22, 2018 10:45 PM (KxbBq)

240 I lost count.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 22, 2018 10:24 PM (fiGNd)

You would know!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 22, 2018 10:45 PM (n9EOP)

241 Tonight ONT is a....

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 22, 2018 10:45 PM (E4NQ0)

242 And remember, Bad Santa rewards naughty girls, not nice ones.

Posted by: Bad Santa at June 22, 2018 10:43 PM (8O3HH)

How convenient! I've been especially naughty lately. Could Christmas come in July this year?

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 22, 2018 10:46 PM (iTpm7)

243 Saw Incredibles 2 it was enjoyable, but really kept trying too hard with the girl power theme. Don't get me wrong there were some incredible moments. The fight scene between Elastagirl and the villain in a dark room was visually incredible (no pun intended). Edna Mole was hilarious and Jack-Jack vs. racoon will have you laughing in delight. It just tried too hard to send a message that women are better than men and that was a shame. The first movie felt more balanced and all of the main characters were given a chance to shine. I liked it, but didn't love it. One more thing, it needed more Dash running on water moments.

Posted by: Rgallegos at June 22, 2018 10:46 PM (59GQk)

244 Tom, not Ziffle]

You can tell them apart?

Posted by: Toad-O at June 22, 2018 10:46 PM (U+67+)

245 203 Here's the FBI agent who called us all "retarded POS":


https://tinyurl.com/yd864dlz
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2018 10:38 PM (ptqGC)
------------------------------
Well.
Isn't she ....nice?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 22, 2018 10:46 PM (0jtPF)

246 Buzzion, so what you're telling me, is that you're not going to tell me.

What a gift. You must have a photographic memory, I guess?

Posted by: bluebell at June 22, 2018 10:46 PM (rhdgT)

247 220 needs to go wash their mouth off and fix me a sammich

Posted by: The Margins at June 22, 2018 10:46 PM (hmCRY)

248 220

[redacted]

A few errors on my part in there

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2018 10:41 PM (pHfeF)

++++

Maybe a cob can edit that comment to unblow the margins.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 22, 2018 10:46 PM (pvjTE)

249 well they are attractive to somebody, I guess

Posted by: anglo saxophone at June 22, 2018 10:46 PM (Iynsv)

250 Tonight ONT is a....



The Sheriff is near!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 22, 2018 10:47 PM (yQpMk)

251 Maybe a cob can edit that comment to unblow the margins.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 22, 2018 10:46 PM (pvjTE)


---------

That's just ice cream.

Posted by: The Penguin at June 22, 2018 10:47 PM (lSrgA)

252 Look. At least there's no Yoko.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 22, 2018 10:48 PM (EZebt)

253 re 236: on behalf of the weasel, I resent that!

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 22, 2018 10:48 PM (KxbBq)

254 Maybe a cob can edit that comment to unblow the margins.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 22, 2018 10:46 PM (pvjTE)

*looks around for Mega-Maid toggle*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at June 22, 2018 10:48 PM (EhZNT)

255 What a gift. You must have a photographic memory, I guess?



Posted by: bluebell at June 22, 2018 10:46 PM (rhdgT)

He has an archiving system you wouldn't believe.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 22, 2018 10:48 PM (iTpm7)

256 Blown margins? Poop!

Posted by: mikeski at June 22, 2018 10:48 PM (JGBbg)

257 In the past ten minutes two AOS-worthy comments have been deleted from the nola.com Michelle Obama story:
"Is anybody missing their shower curtain?"
"I loved her work on Star Trek: The Next Generation"

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 22, 2018 10:48 PM (rnXGe)

258 Huh? Dueling ONTs? I don't get it. But I was never good at Morse code.

Posted by: mindful webworker - always gets fooled again at June 22, 2018 10:48 PM (jMD9L)

259 246 Buzzion, so what you're telling me, is that you're not going to tell me.

What a gift. You must have a photographic memory, I guess?
Posted by: bluebell at June 22, 2018 10:46 PM (rhdgT)

I don't think so. But my memory is pretty good. Especially for useless trivial stuff.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 22, 2018 10:49 PM (hmCRY)

260 anybody every try squib cakes ?

Posted by: anglo saxophone at June 22, 2018 10:50 PM (Iynsv)

261 Here's the FBI agent who called us all "retarded POS":





https://tinyurl.com/yd864dlz

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2018 10:38 PM (ptqGC)

------------------------------

Well.

Isn't she ....nice?



Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 22, 2018 10:46 PM (0jtPF)


Scroll down and check out Agent #2, Kevin Clinesmith. He's a real peach, too.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2018 10:50 PM (ptqGC)

262 Well, poop.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Penitent Cylon at June 22, 2018 10:50 PM (lLeln)

263 re 236: on behalf of the weasel, I resent that!
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 22, 2018 10:48 PM (KxbBq)

*coughs uncomfortably*

*mutters an apology*

*scans list of nics once more*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at June 22, 2018 10:50 PM (EhZNT)

264 I can't look at that ONT on my phone any longer. Getting dizzy. I'll try later on a larger screen when I'm not pooping.

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 22, 2018 10:50 PM (E4NQ0)

265 thank you for posting the link w the pic of that FBI agent
she obviously washes her hair with Crisco.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 22, 2018 10:51 PM (KxbBq)

266 Who blew the margins? Is the barrel still open for business?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2018 10:51 PM (ptqGC)

267 I wish Weirddave or CBD would put down their Valu-Rite and fix the margins.

Posted by: bluebell at June 22, 2018 10:52 PM (rhdgT)

268 The barrel is ALWAYS open for business!

Posted by: lin-duh at June 22, 2018 10:52 PM (kufk0)

269 At first I thought Agent #1's hair was just wet....and then you scroll down to other pics and no, it's just greasy and dirty.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2018 10:53 PM (ptqGC)

270 happy friday night

Posted by: wing at June 22, 2018 10:53 PM (RSMz4)

271 As an unfortunate-looking person with no moral foundation, I gotta say, I really picked the wrong line of work.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2018 10:53 PM (fZuhk)

272 >> How convenient! I've been especially naughty
lately. Could Christmas come in July this year?
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess

My buddy Bob@NSA just sent me your file. Yep, Christmas is coming in July.

Well, in the Southern Hemisphere, the summer solstice is the winter solstice, so it's sort of like Christmas now anyway, in a sense.

Posted by: Bad Santa at June 22, 2018 10:53 PM (8O3HH)

273 The barrel is ALWAYS open for business!
Posted by: lin-duh at June 22, 2018 10:52 PM (kufk0)

On a Friday night? Best have reservations.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at June 22, 2018 10:54 PM (EhZNT)

274
I sense a disturbance in the force, like a mob, ten thousand strong, suddenly cried out and then lost their shit.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 22, 2018 10:54 PM (roQNm)

275 Makes me proud to be called a "retarded, uneducated POS" by such an upstanding example of wymynhood.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2018 10:54 PM (ptqGC)

276 I assume that everyone has heard about Mexico's likely next President (and hardcore leftist) openly say he wants to see millions upon millions (more) of Mexicans to invade the U.S.?

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 22, 2018 10:54 PM (itfg0)

277 On a Friday night? Best have reservations
----
I always have reservations about the barrel...

Posted by: lin-duh at June 22, 2018 10:55 PM (kufk0)

278 261---Scroll down and check out Agent #2, Kevin Clinesmith. He's a real peach, too.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2018 10:50 PM (ptqGC)
-----------------------
Er...shaped like a peach anyway.
*sigh*



Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 22, 2018 10:55 PM (0jtPF)

279 re 263: I stole that line from a Three Stooges movie.

Curly breaks something.Moe: you're gonna fix that, you half-brother to a weasel!Curly: Listen, you! On behalf of the weasel I resent that![Moe gives Curly a sharp poke in the nose]

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 22, 2018 10:55 PM (KxbBq)

280 276
I assume that everyone has heard about Mexico's likely next President
(and hardcore leftist) openly say he wants to see millions upon millions
(more) of Mexicans to invade the U.S.?

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 22, 2018 10:54 PM (itfg0)

Such statements are a gift.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 22, 2018 10:55 PM (rnXGe)

281 At first I thought Agent #1's hair was just wet....and then you scroll down to other pics and no, it's just greasy and dirty.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2018 10:53 PM (ptqGC)

So she goes undercover as a hobo-ette? But which came first, her dedication to her career, or her appalling hygiene?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at June 22, 2018 10:56 PM (EhZNT)

282 I was thankful the link didn't lead to -.-- --- -.- ---

Posted by: X-ray at June 22, 2018 10:56 PM (HxbkP)

283 I assume that everyone has heard about Mexico's likely next President

(and hardcore leftist) openly say he wants to see millions upon millions

(more) of Mexicans to invade the U.S.?



Posted by: The Political Hat at June 22, 2018 10:54 PM (itfg0)


Well, the fewer citizens his country has, the fewer chances he'll get assassinated.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2018 10:56 PM (ptqGC)

284 C'mon Skip. You've been here for a while, and must realize that a long string of unbroken text enfuckens the entire blog for those on phones and other mobile devices.Especially an ONT, where it may last for hours.

Oh, on second thought, real Skip said good night a while ago. Off to check hashes of those who may be socking real skip.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 22, 2018 10:57 PM (I16G8)

285 I wish I knew Morse Code.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 22, 2018 10:57 PM (2DOZq)

286
Agent #1 is obviously someone who works in a call center and has a great telephone personality.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 22, 2018 10:57 PM (roQNm)

287 Love what you've done with the place.

Posted by: Miklos Molnar at June 22, 2018 10:57 PM (zCyNd)

288 Das Statue of Liberty ist kaputt.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 22, 2018 10:57 PM (Zskvw)

289 Not fair. I don't watch Disney/Pixar crap.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 22, 2018 10:57 PM (/qEW2)

290 I assume that everyone has heard about Mexico's likely next President
(and hardcore leftist) openly say he wants to see millions upon millions
(more) of Mexicans to invade the U.S.?

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 22, 2018 10:54 PM (itfg0)

Such statements are a gift.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 22, 2018 10:55 PM (rnXGe)


The problem is that this f**ker means it.

Imagine millions of women and children being led into the U.S. while Mexico hopes someone fires back. And you just know they'll have the press there from around the world.

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 22, 2018 10:58 PM (itfg0)

291 I'd tell you what it says, but it says to not tell you what it says.

Posted by: Cybersmythe at June 22, 2018 10:58 PM (tGO9e)

292
Okay, gun to your head: Gummy or Sally Moyer?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 22, 2018 10:58 PM (8O3HH)

293 My buddy Bob@NSA just sent me your file. Yep, Christmas is coming in July.



Well, in the Southern Hemisphere, the summer solstice is the
winter solstice, so it's sort of like Christmas now anyway, in a sense.

Posted by: Bad Santa at June 22, 2018 10:53 PM (8O3HH)

<claps hands>
Oh goody! It's almost July! Cock time!

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 22, 2018 10:59 PM (iTpm7)

294 Harry Reid wants you to know that Boy's Town is still opened

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 22, 2018 10:59 PM (KxbBq)

295 Since the solstice is in June it should be Christmas in June not July.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 22, 2018 11:01 PM (hmCRY)

296 Oh, and there's a mistake. On line 24, there should be space between the second dash and the first dot.

Posted by: Cybersmythe at June 22, 2018 11:01 PM (tGO9e)

297
The Daily Mail has some nice eye bleach for Sally Moyer exposure, I see over in the TandA sidebar.

Emily-Ratajkowski:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-5871777

She is quoted saying how much she loves her boobs, and boobs in general.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 22, 2018 11:01 PM (8O3HH)

298 Posted by: The Political Hat at June 22, 2018 10:58 PM (itfg0)

Executive Order stopping all transfers of money to Mexico

The streets will be swimming in blood from the liberals heads exploding

Posted by: Fat Jack at June 22, 2018 11:01 PM (3Pma+)

299 Okay, gun to your head: Gummy or Sally Moyer?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 22, 2018 10:58 PM (8O3HH)


"All cats are slightly oleaginous and smell like stale Birkenstock in the dark"

- Socrates (quoting Nietzche)

Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2018 11:01 PM (fZuhk)

300

Speaking of great telephone personality, I once met a very nice lady, very nice. A truly caring person, wonderful person. Who weighed at least 800 pounds, was married, and pregnant.

True story.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 22, 2018 11:02 PM (roQNm)

301 Fat Jack, I wonder if TGE is setting up that order for when Obrador wins on the platform of "reconquista".

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 22, 2018 11:03 PM (6FqZa)

302 Trump should sign an executive order declaring Kamala Harris a bint.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 22, 2018 11:03 PM (KxbBq)

303 "Tonight's ONT is a... something"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 22, 2018 11:03 PM (OuRYP)

304 Yep, checked 220. The asshole at 220, the margin freaking blower, is not the usual daytime/early morning Skip. More like some negative feelings, surrounded by metal or perhaps aluminum.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 22, 2018 11:03 PM (I16G8)

305 Fuck it. I'm going to watch Westworld for the first time this weekend and veg out. Have a blessed weekend Morons and Ettes!

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 22, 2018 11:04 PM (E4NQ0)

306 Imagine millions of women and children being led into the U.S. while Mexico hopes someone fires back. And you just know they'll have the press there from around the world.
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 22, 2018 10:58 PM (itfg0)

===

Gaza-exico?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 22, 2018 11:04 PM (EZebt)

307 and when did Monica become a commenter here?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 22, 2018 11:04 PM (6FqZa)

308 300

Speaking of great telephone personality, I once met a very nice lady, very nice. A truly caring person, wonderful person. Who weighed at least 800 pounds, was married, and pregnant.

True story.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 22, 2018 11:02 PM (roQN


Was she worried about losing her pregnancy weight after having her baby?

Posted by: Buzzion at June 22, 2018 11:04 PM (hmCRY)

309 I wuz told there wouldn't be any math.

This is math.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 22, 2018 11:04 PM (cW5Gl)

310 Oh, and there's a mistake. On line 24, there should be space between the second dash and the first dot.

Posted by: Cybersmythe at June 22, 2018 11:01 PM (tGO9e)


Whatevs. There's no Izzy Stradlin anywhere on the entire damn page.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 22, 2018 11:04 PM (fiGNd)

311 Happy Friday horde!! I am so dumb, I followed the link for content and tried to post there, what a maroon!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 22, 2018 11:05 PM (nWc4E)

312 Reprise:

Rib Eyes denied congress, sent to Walter Reed
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y959kdxr

And James Woods does Time cover for Trump
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yahf84sy

Posted by: Braenyard at June 22, 2018 11:05 PM (W3ofY)

313 I'd tell you what it says, but it says to not tell you what it says.



Posted by: Cybersmythe at June 22, 2018 10:58 PM (tGO9e)

Is it Fight Club?

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 22, 2018 11:05 PM (iTpm7)

314 Has anyone hear from Slap lately? I'm wondering how his Mom is doing?

Hope all is well Slap, give me a call.

Posted by: Farmer at June 22, 2018 11:05 PM (yJ1e6)

315 On a positive note, I signed next year's budget, and for the second year in a row my part of the mill levy went down.

I decreased my own taxes. Not a lot, but at least I could do so and still carry out our mission.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 22, 2018 11:05 PM (hyuyC)

316 Was she worried about losing her pregnancy weight after having her baby?

Posted by: Buzzion at June 22, 2018 11:04 PM

I don't think her pregnancy was much advanced. It didn't show yet. But I am not an expert in these things.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 22, 2018 11:06 PM (roQNm)

317 Miley, the High Duchess

Your Grace, the message is a lot of "POOP".

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 22, 2018 11:06 PM (hyuyC)

318 304 Yep, checked 220. The asshole at 220, the margin freaking blower, is not the usual daytime/early morning Skip. More like some negative feelings, surrounded by metal or perhaps aluminum.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 22, 2018 11:03 PM (I16G

++++

That name/hash combo has been posting since the beginning of the month. Not necessarily an asshole. Might just be someone new who isn't aware of all the features of Pixyware.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 22, 2018 11:06 PM (pvjTE)

319 Happy Friday horde!! I am so dumb, I followed the link for content and tried to post there, what a maroon!
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 22, 2018 11:05 PM (nWc4E)
---------

What a dummy! Ha ha ha ha! I would never do anything like that!

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: bluebell at June 22, 2018 11:07 PM (rhdgT)

320 She is quoted saying how much she loves her boobs, and boobs in general.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 22, 2018 11:01 PM (8O3HH)

Boobs are essential, to some.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 22, 2018 11:07 PM (iTpm7)

321 hey, I haz an idea. We build the wall, and the American side the wall is the back stop for a very wide rifle range.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 22, 2018 11:07 PM (KxbBq)

322 Has anyone hear from Slap lately? I'm wondering how his Mom is doing?

Hope all is well Slap, give me a call.
Posted by: Farmer at June 22, 2018 11:05 PM (yJ1e6)


Ya know, he did yesterday, iirc. His mom was still having mini strokes but he said full evaluation wouldn't be until Saturday. I wasn't on but one thread today, so maybe someone else has a more current update.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 22, 2018 11:08 PM (KeRzR)

323 "Tonight's ONT is a... something"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

"cypher"?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 22, 2018 11:08 PM (OuRYP)

324 I tried to post last night from a sweltering baseball game, and couldn't get through. So frustrating! I wanted to comment so badly on Jacketgate.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2018 11:08 PM (ptqGC)

325 Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl

There was a bar in Aggieville back in the day called "Hooves". They advertised 300 pounds of dancing flesh.

A buddy stopped me, and said "They only have one dancer!" Gave it a miss. The bar is gone now.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 22, 2018 11:08 PM (hyuyC)

326 That name/hash combo has been posting since the beginning of the month. Not necessarily an asshole. Might just be someone new who isn't aware of all the features of Pixyware.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 22, 2018 11:06 PM (pvjTE)

------

If it is socking a regular, that is bannable and automatically puts them into asshole category.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 22, 2018 11:09 PM (I16G8)

327 She is quoted saying how much she loves her boobs, and boobs in general.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 22, 2018 11:01 PM (8O3HH)


Thing is, that's all she ever talks about. Her boobs. It's like her whole being is in her boobs. NTTIAWWT.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 22, 2018 11:09 PM (KeRzR)

328 Hey, how about that Clinton-Russia DOJ document drop today!

Wait, wut?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2018 11:09 PM (ptqGC)

329 Has anyone hear from Slap lately? I'm wondering how his Mom is doing?



Hope all is well Slap, give me a call.

Posted by: Farmer at June 22, 2018 11:05 PM (yJ1e6)

Yes, I talked to him about an hour ago. Mom at least trying to talk. They should know more tomorrow. No MRI results yet.
His father is supplied with bread and cold cuts, so all is well on that front.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 22, 2018 11:10 PM (iTpm7)

330 How big can the margins be blown? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Cheribebe at June 22, 2018 11:10 PM (DAdSz)

331 The spaces are off in the code, but it reads in part:

"Tonight this ONT is a cypher. If you can read it, don't something, everyone that it says"...

-So I'll keep it to myself.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 22, 2018 11:11 PM (Ckg4U)

332 ok, I'm all for none. night all.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 22, 2018 11:11 PM (KxbBq)

333 330 How big can the margins be blown? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Cheribebe at June 22, 2018 11:10 PM (DAdSz)


Depends, how much cash do you have?

Posted by: A friendly neighborhood hooker at June 22, 2018 11:12 PM (itfg0)

334 >>>Saw Incredibles 2 it was enjoyable, but really kept trying too hard with the girl power theme.

See? I don't understand most people's attitude towards PC in movies. The main priority is not an interesting yarn. The main priority is a sequence of didactic illustrations of SJW concepts. Now this is ok if it occurs just once or twice in the movie. But I've noticed over the years that it has become more frequent. If you feel that once every few minutes the filmmakers are wagging their fingers at you, lecturing and scolding you from behind the scenes, it throws you out of the experience. At that point the annoyance begins to outweigh any pleasure you might derive, and you simply stop going, following the path of least resistance. I've learned to gauge the SJW level based on the buzz around the movie. I'm like a mouse that's been shocked in that part of the maze, so I just avoid it. But most people seem conditioned almost the opposite, as if they have an *obligation* to see these movies, as if they must see a big budget spectacle, or the copyright holder to a big franchise, even if that means torturing themselves and subsidizing a bunch of sociopaths who are trying to destroy our society.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 22, 2018 11:12 PM (/qEW2)

335 I'm thinking about socking myself. Just to see what happens.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 22, 2018 11:12 PM (fiGNd)

336 >>>How big can the margins be blown? Asking for a friend.


Depends on how much they can take, I guess.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 22, 2018 11:12 PM (iTpm7)

337 I'm out. G'nite all.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2018 11:13 PM (ptqGC)

338 Miley, the High Duchess



Your Grace, the message is a lot of "POOP".

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 22, 2018 11:06 PM (hyuyC)

Salty! Thank you!
So this is an invisible poop ONT?

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 22, 2018 11:13 PM (iTpm7)

339 Cash
Hmmmm

Posted by: Cheribebe at June 22, 2018 11:13 PM (DAdSz)

340 -So I'll keep it to myself.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 22, 2018 11:11 PM (Ckg4U)

Hey Slap, I've gotta a cold Bud headed your way. Should be at your USB port any second now.

Enjoy.

Posted by: tbodie at June 22, 2018 11:14 PM (ijO9y)

341 If it is socking a regular, that is bannable and automatically puts them into asshole category.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 22, 2018 11:09 PM (I16G

++++

If someone came along and started socking, say Calm Mentor, that would be likely deliberate. But, Skip is a short, common name. Especially since it appears the other Skip isn't posting at the same time, it could be that new Skip isn't aware that someone else was already using that name.

If he's doing it on purpose, sure, asshole. But, before we go calling people names, maybe all's it takes is a heads up and he can choose another handle.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 22, 2018 11:14 PM (pvjTE)

342 Skip blew the margins at post #220, if there is a mod to correct it.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 22, 2018 11:14 PM (Ckg4U)

343 Didn't Weird Dave said he did the mystery ONT bcz he didn't want to hear about blown margins?

Yea, I don't think it worked.

I haven't seen margins blown this much in a long time. My iPad Pro can handle, but on a phone it must be awful.


Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 22, 2018 11:14 PM (KeRzR)

344 Have a great night everyone.

And good night Jane D'oh.

Sweet dreams of NZ missile "It's Business Time" blasting off.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 22, 2018 11:15 PM (hyuyC)

345 Steaks for our wounded servicemen and a bag of dicks for Congress weasels.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at June 22, 2018 11:15 PM (bML9A)

346 So that begs the question; who has blown the biggest margin?
Heh

Posted by: Cheribebe at June 22, 2018 11:15 PM (DAdSz)

347 I'm thinking about socking myself. Just to see what happens.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 22, 2018 11:12 PM (fiGNd)

As noted above, socking a regular will get you band.

Posted by: tbodie at June 22, 2018 11:15 PM (ijO9y)

348 Thank you, tbodie. I could use one.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 22, 2018 11:15 PM (Ckg4U)

349 Didn't Weird Dave said he did the mystery ONT bcz he didn't want to hear about blown margins?

Yea, I don't think it worked.

I haven't seen margins blown this much in a long time. My iPad Pro can handle, but on a phone it must be awful.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 22, 2018 11:14 PM (KeRzR)


Blown margins are best enjoyed on a phone by setting it to vibrate...

Posted by: iHat at June 22, 2018 11:15 PM (itfg0)

350 How can you tell the difference between a good cryptography joke and a random string of words?

You can't. They're indistinguishable.

Posted by: Stolen joke at June 22, 2018 11:16 PM (OuRYP)

351 >> Boobs are essential, to some.

Ooooh, ooooh!

Posted by: Koko, the Zombie Gorilla at June 22, 2018 11:16 PM (8O3HH)

352 G'night to all the morons ans 'ettes headed to bed. I haven't read much, but I don't want to miss G'Nights!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 22, 2018 11:16 PM (Ckg4U)

353 So this is an invisible poop ONT?

Showing all due respect for our kakistocracy in D.C.

(TGE excepted.)

Posted by: mikeski at June 22, 2018 11:16 PM (JGBbg)

354 As noted above, socking a regular will get you band.

Posted by: tbodie at June 22, 2018 11:15 PM (ijO9y)

Live music?

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 22, 2018 11:16 PM (iTpm7)

355
I'm socking myself right now.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 22, 2018 11:17 PM (8O3HH)

356 {{{Slap}}}

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 22, 2018 11:17 PM (iTpm7)

357 Blown margins are best enjoyed on a phone by setting it to vibrate...
Posted by: iHat at June 22, 2018 11:15 PM (itfg0)

Hmmm.

I have been doing it wrong.

BRB.

Posted by: tbodie at June 22, 2018 11:17 PM (ijO9y)

358 I'm thinking about socking myself. Just to see what happens.
Posted by: ScoggDog


Most improper socking is punishable by the Barrel.

Recursive socking is punishable by the Klein Bottle.

Posted by: mikeski at June 22, 2018 11:18 PM (JGBbg)

359 oh, for fkcu' sake, I get it now.

dash dot space.
Three Stooges did that, too

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 22, 2018 11:18 PM (KxbBq)

360 The margins have been double fisted. This is terrible.

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 22, 2018 11:18 PM (E4NQ0)

361 I had the Big Ewok step in once when I blew the margin. (It wasn't blown on my PC, just on phones.)

Not a proud moment.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 22, 2018 11:18 PM (6FqZa)

362 "Poop"

but you made a mistake in there, Dave.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at June 22, 2018 11:18 PM (cvabZ)

363 {{{Miley}}}

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 22, 2018 11:18 PM (Ckg4U)

364 Ooooh, ooooh!





Posted by: Koko, the Zombie Gorilla at June 22, 2018 11:16 PM (8O3HH)

Come over here, minky.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 22, 2018 11:18 PM (iTpm7)

365 Nighty night to all those heading to slumberland.

It*s night I get to stay up late like a grown up!

Posted by: Cheribebe at June 22, 2018 11:19 PM (DAdSz)

366 Or till my iPad runs outta battery, which is soon

Posted by: Cheribebe at June 22, 2018 11:19 PM (DAdSz)

367 Goodnight, {{{Slap}}}

Special, special prayers for you and yours.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 22, 2018 11:19 PM (iTpm7)

368 276 I assume that everyone has heard about Mexico's likely next President (and hardcore leftist) openly say he wants to see millions upon millions (more) of Mexicans to invade the U.S.?
Posted by: The Political Hat



He's sending slaves to his masters (the Drug Cartels). The Cartels run Mexico anyway so his President title is just ceremonial.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 22, 2018 11:19 PM (HCqAo)

369 Recursive socking is punishable by the Klein Bottle.

Posted by: mikeski at June 22, 2018 11:18 PM (JGBbg)


Klein bottle is actually a phased torus.

Posted by: The 4th Dimensional Hat at June 22, 2018 11:20 PM (itfg0)

370 Hi Slap.....my hope is that your mom is doing okay!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 22, 2018 11:20 PM (mMeIQ)

371 Live music?
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 22, 2018 11:16 PM (iTpm7)

Or weak attempt at humor. But i like your idea better.

Posted by: tbodie at June 22, 2018 11:21 PM (ijO9y)

372 I'm not going to bed yet. Tried. Can't sleep. I Was only wishing the others who posted earlier a G'night.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 22, 2018 11:21 PM (Ckg4U)

373 I banned myself.

Like a moron.

Posted by: Blake - used scripting salesman at June 22, 2018 11:21 PM (WEBkv)

374 Thank you, westminsterdogshow. It is up in the air yet. We'll know more about the damage tomorrow.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 22, 2018 11:22 PM (Ckg4U)

375 And now I can post again.

Weird, Dave.

*stinkeye*

Posted by: Blake - used scripting salesman at June 22, 2018 11:22 PM (WEBkv)

376
But, before we go calling people names, maybe all's it takes is a heads up and he can choose another handle.


Has someone given "jim" in SD a heads up about our original Galveston Jim?

Posted by: Spun & Murky at June 22, 2018 11:22 PM (4DCSq)

377 wow, when you have lost cnn that is something.



the tom arnold interview about michael cohen and the Trump tapes on cnn is comedy platinum.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udNHsk57f24

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 22, 2018 11:22 PM (MTjB1)

378 I'm thinking about socking myself. Just to see what happens.
Posted by: ScoggDog


"Socking myself" that sounds dirty.

Posted by: X-ray at June 22, 2018 11:22 PM (HxbkP)

379 368 276 I assume that everyone has heard about Mexico's likely next President (and hardcore leftist) openly say he wants to see millions upon millions (more) of Mexicans to invade the U.S.?
Posted by: The Political Hat


He's sending slaves to his masters (the Drug Cartels). The Cartels run Mexico anyway so his President title is just ceremonial.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 22, 2018 11:19 PM (HCqAo)


While may have ties to the drug cartels, he is an authentic Social Justice Warrior far more than the evil SOBs who run Nicaragua, Cuba, Venezuela, and Bolivia.

Posted by: El Sombrero Político at June 22, 2018 11:22 PM (itfg0)

380 327---Thing is, that's all she ever talks about. Her boobs....
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 22, 2018 11:09 PM
-------------------------------
Pretty much.

But occasionally she talks about how oppressed she is because the Hollywood patriarchy treats her like the Girl Who Has Boobs.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 22, 2018 11:23 PM (0jtPF)

381 dot dot dash dot dash dot dot
Vestern Union don-te-don-te-dont

Posted by: Pavel Chekov at June 22, 2018 11:23 PM (d7rqI)

382 I will be paying for this in a few hours I'm sure.
Getting closer
TONI#IITJNSTMNTIS AKEYANHEEN.IFYANHEEN.IF #UCREADIT#J#TNAILEVEAE#9E TITSA#"#O#"E

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2018 11:23 PM (pHfeF)

383 What happens if you comment over on the content? Do people who can't follow directions get the banned?

Posted by: wodun at June 22, 2018 11:23 PM (lFga6)

384 He's sending slaves to his masters (the Drug Cartels). The Cartels run Mexico anyway so his President title is just ceremonial.
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 22, 2018 11:19 PM (HCqAo)


I've read that about the cartels too.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 22, 2018 11:23 PM (KeRzR)

385 Klein bottle is actually a phased torus.

Posted by: The 4th Dimensional Hat at June 22, 2018 11:20 PM (itfg0)


We quit making the Phased Torus ... it's all SUV's and Trucks now.

And ScoggDog Sucks !!!

Posted by: Ford Motor Company at June 22, 2018 11:23 PM (fiGNd)

386 I'm thinking about socking myself. Just to see what happens.
Posted by: ScoggDog




swing hard, don't miss.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 22, 2018 11:23 PM (MTjB1)

387 Klein bottle is actually a phased torus.
Posted by: The 4th Dimensional Hat


Here in Minnesota, we have the Klein Bank.

Which, topologically, contains all of the money.

Posted by: mikeski at June 22, 2018 11:24 PM (JGBbg)

388 379. Is that secret code for *dictator*?

Posted by: Cheribebe at June 22, 2018 11:24 PM (DAdSz)

389 dot dot dash dot dash dot dot




where have you been?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 22, 2018 11:24 PM (MTjB1)

390 Skip... don't make long strings of text like that.

It widens the margins and people on their phones can't read the blog any longer.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 22, 2018 11:25 PM (Ckg4U)

391 Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T)

I want to say prayers ascending for your Mom, Dad and you. I was turning in, but I wanted to get this message out.

And to tell Weird Dave that he posted a worthy ONT puzzle. Hard to decode.

Back to Darken Ship.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 22, 2018 11:25 PM (hyuyC)

392 Skip stop. You're blowing the margins. At 220 and now 382

Posted by: Buzzion at June 22, 2018 11:25 PM (hmCRY)

393 Hey Slap!

How are you doing?

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 22, 2018 11:25 PM (mgqr3)

394 Y5!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 22, 2018 11:25 PM (mMeIQ)

395 I will be paying for this in a few hours I'm sure.
Getting closer
TONI#IITJNSTM NTISAKEYANHEEN.IFYA NHEEN.IF#UCREADI NAILE VEAE#9ETITSA#"#O#"E
Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2018 11:23 PM (pHfeF)

GFY, Aand stop socking a regular, you asshole.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 22, 2018 11:26 PM (I16G8)

396 Hey Slap!

How are you doing?
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPr-xsQvhgw

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 22, 2018 11:26 PM (MTjB1)

397 Slap, call me if you are still up. I can't find the card w/ your phone number.

Posted by: Farmer at June 22, 2018 11:27 PM (yJ1e6)

398 Comeon Slapweasel. Don't be such a poop.

Posted by: kegeshook at June 22, 2018 11:27 PM (s2LKJ)

399 WDS!

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 22, 2018 11:27 PM (MTjB1)

400 I miss having the little pic of the boy in the dunce cap. I think we have a candidate.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 22, 2018 11:28 PM (KeRzR)

401 400woot! Thanks MisHum!

Posted by: DB Cooper at June 22, 2018 11:28 PM (LU8fy)

402 Very OT. Has anyone else noticed that O'bumbles is on the billboards and building murals in the 2nd half of Full Metal Jacket?

Posted by: BifBewalskiBot at June 22, 2018 11:28 PM (nD6xh)

403 Skip, stop.

You're being the margins, Skip.

Stop. Skip, stop.

Why are you breaking the margins.

They're not even food.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2018 11:28 PM (fZuhk)

404 Slap, your Mom is very much in my prayers, same for you and your Dad, stay strong.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 22, 2018 11:28 PM (nWc4E)

405 We quit making the Phased Torus ... it's all SUV's and Trucks now.

And ScoggDog Sucks !!!

Posted by: Ford Motor Company at June 22, 2018 11:23 PM (fiGNd)


Interesting question on a political poll call I got this past week.

It was allegedly from an "independent polling firm" but asked if I was more or less likely to vote for the GOP candidate after some hit piece statements against him.

During the poll, they suddenly asked if I thought it was factually true that the Ford F-series was the best selling truck in the U.S. since 1977.

Then they went back to all the usual political crap.

It reminded me of John Eckdals question on Twitter if journalists know anyone who owned a truck.

Thought the inclusion of the question was... curious.

Posted by: The Polled Hat (no, not like that so stop tittering like school girls) at June 22, 2018 11:28 PM (itfg0)

406 Rosenpenis looks like Valenti Beria.
And HRCWNBPOTUS.

Posted by: 1921 C DRUM at June 22, 2018 11:28 PM (h7sWp)

407 Good lord that was a bunch of CRAP!. my head hurts now, that was as bad as math and I was told there was to be no math!

Posted by: The chicken of depression at June 22, 2018 11:29 PM (IC7R4)

408 Y5!

People have been asking about GNAMM 2. E-mail me.

Posted by: The Vegas Hat, baby! at June 22, 2018 11:29 PM (itfg0)

409 You are right, I'm turning out the light now.
I will figure it out in the morning

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2018 11:29 PM (pHfeF)

410 Hat!



ok

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 22, 2018 11:29 PM (MTjB1)

411 Thank you NaCly, SMH and Farmer.

I'm too tired to talk on the phone and I just want to be left alone, really. Not in a bad way, nor are any of you invasive.

Thank you for your prayers and wishes. You know I greatly appreciate them.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 22, 2018 11:29 PM (Ckg4U)

412 Every time I think this place can't get weirder. It does. Unexpectedly.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 22, 2018 11:30 PM (2CQCl)

413 Is that the real Skip? It seems like his evil doppelganger...IOW, not him.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 22, 2018 11:30 PM (KeRzR)

414 Tonight's ONT is a cyphera and a key. If any of yee can read it, I'll nail your tits to a table.

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 22, 2018 11:30 PM (E4NQ0)

415 And that is the real Skip. He's just stupidly blowing the margins. Not much excuse for being a fucking dumbass and quoting one of the margin blowing comments though.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 22, 2018 11:31 PM (hmCRY)

416 Every time I think this place can't get weirder. It does. Unexpectedly.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 22, 2018 11:30 PM (2CQCl)


It's the sanguine drinking.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 22, 2018 11:31 PM (KeRzR)

417 Every time I think this place can't get weirder. It does. Unexpectedly.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June




you mean because skip has been sticking it to the margins?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 22, 2018 11:31 PM (MTjB1)

418 Y5.......no lost cars this week hey? Although that shooting in Westminster was horrific!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 22, 2018 11:31 PM (mMeIQ)

419 Dude, thou shalt not nail tataas to the table!
Tataas need love and snuggling only!

Posted by: Cheribebe at June 22, 2018 11:32 PM (DAdSz)

420 what do you call a guy without limbs being towed behind a ski boat at a high rate of speed?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 22, 2018 11:32 PM (MTjB1)

421 It's the sanguine drinking.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 22, 2018 11:31 PM (KeRzR)

Lol!,

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 22, 2018 11:32 PM (2CQCl)

422 The margins were asking for it. All scantily clad and such

Posted by: BifBewalskiBot at June 22, 2018 11:32 PM (nD6xh)

423 what do you call a guy without limbs being towed behind a ski boat at a high rate of speed?
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 22, 2018 11:32 PM (MTjB1)


SKIP!

Posted by: DR.WTF? at June 22, 2018 11:32 PM (T71PA)

424 Y5.......no lost cars this week hey? Although that shooting in Westminster was horrific!
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June




shooting?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 22, 2018 11:33 PM (MTjB1)

425 419 Dude, thou shalt not nail tataas to the table!
Tataas need love and snuggling only!
Posted by: Cheribebe at June 22, 2018 11:32 PM (DAdSz)

Classic Yellowbeard quote.

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 22, 2018 11:33 PM (E4NQ0)

426 Skip, stop.

You're being the margins, Skip.

Stop. Skip, stop.

Why are you breaking the margins.

They're not even food.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2018 11:28 PM (fZuhk)

-------'

This is not the regular Skip. This is some asshole who is socking the regular Skip who has been posting for only a few weeks, likely to be a a person who has a handle that denotes negative thoughts surrounded and sealed in some sort of metal.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 22, 2018 11:33 PM (I16G8)

427 what do you call a guy without limbs being towed behind a ski boat at a high rate of speed?
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 22, 2018 11:32 PM (MTjB1)

Chum?

Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2018 11:33 PM (fZuhk)

428 "what do you call a guy without limbs being towed behind a ski boat at a high rate of speed?"
-Posted by: yankeefifth at June 22, 2018 11:32 PM (MTjB1)

Margin Blower

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 22, 2018 11:33 PM (Ckg4U)

429 407 Good lord that was a bunch of CRAP!. my head hurts now, that was as bad as math and I was told there was to be no math!

Posted by: The chicken of depression at June 22, 2018 11:29 PM (IC7R4)

++++

That's what cheating is for. Open page source in a text editor and do a replace on the html strings of the pictures for the 4 different symbols. Copy/paste into a Morse translator.

Easy peasy Lemon squeezy.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 22, 2018 11:33 PM (pvjTE)

430 SKIP!
Posted by: DR.WTF? at June



lol! yep!

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 22, 2018 11:33 PM (MTjB1)

431
Which, topologically, contains all of the money.
Posted by: mikeski
---------

Only on the surface.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 22, 2018 11:33 PM (OuRYP)

432 And that is the real Skip. He's just stupidly blowing the margins. Not much excuse for being a fucking dumbass and quoting one of the margin blowing comments though.
Posted by: Buzzion at June 22, 2018 11:31 PM (hmCRY)


lol

Well, I miss the dunce pic, so maybe we can put him up there for a few days. Don't want to see him banned or anything. I just need a candidate so we can get the pic back. It ensures a laugh for me on a daily basis.

Yes, all about meeeeee.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 22, 2018 11:33 PM (KeRzR)

433 I mean, just a skinny little line holding everything back. Just begging for a single to be slipped in there. Just sayin'.

Posted by: BifBewalskiBot at June 22, 2018 11:34 PM (nD6xh)

434
If that is the real Skip, what did the course at the French Grand Prix look like today?

Posted by: Spun & Murky at June 22, 2018 11:34 PM (4DCSq)

435 He's sending slaves to his masters (the Drug Cartels). The Cartels run Mexico anyway so his President title is just ceremonial.
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 22, 2018 11:19 PM (HCqAo)


I wonder how many US politicians take drug money. The pro-immigration deep-state fuckery can't be attributed entirely to cheap labor, can it?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 22, 2018 11:34 PM (rnAwa)

436 wasn't skip the guy who was always bragging after half a bottle of scotch that he may not scroll from top to bottom but he will raise hell with the margins?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 22, 2018 11:35 PM (MTjB1)

437 This is not the regular Skip. This is some asshole who is socking the regular Skip who has been posting for only a few weeks, likely to be a a person who has a handle that denotes negative thoughts surrounded and sealed in some sort of metal.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 22, 2018 11:33 PM (I16G

I'm with platypus then, this is definitely Mirror Universe ONT.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2018 11:36 PM (fZuhk)

438 If someone came along and started socking, say Calm Mentor, that would be likely deliberate. But, Skip is a short, common name. Especially since it appears the other Skip isn't posting at the same time, it could be that new Skip isn't aware that someone else was already using that name.

If he's doing it on purpose, sure, asshole. But, before we go calling people names, maybe all's it takes is a heads up and he can choose another handle.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 22, 2018 11:14 PM (pvjTE)


========

Could be. We have two Ripley's with different hashes. One is a good egg. The other, less frequent poster is a noxious bint/troll.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 22, 2018 11:36 PM (/qEW2)

439 this thread is going to walk funny in the morning.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 22, 2018 11:36 PM (MTjB1)

440 I wonder how many US politicians take drug money. The pro-immigration deep-state fuckery can't be attributed entirely to cheap labor, can it?
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 22, 2018 11:34 PM (rnAwa)

Embrace the power of "and" - All politicians just lookin' out for the folks.

Posted by: tbodie at June 22, 2018 11:36 PM (ijO9y)

441 Toric.

Because someone had to say it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 22, 2018 11:37 PM (OuRYP)

442 Skip's hash is fairly dynamic and changes every month or so.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 22, 2018 11:37 PM (hmCRY)

443 Skip's hash is fairly dynamic and changes every month or so.
Posted by: Buzzion at June



he has a bad supplier

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 22, 2018 11:37 PM (MTjB1)

444 Toric.

Because someone had to say it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 22, 2018 11:37 PM (OuRYP)

*breaks bottle on bar*

Toroidal.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2018 11:38 PM (fZuhk)

445 If that is the real Skip, what did the course at the French Grand Prix look like today?
Posted by: Spun & Murky
-----
It was froggy, I'm thinking.

Posted by: Jap F1 fan at June 22, 2018 11:39 PM (OuRYP)

446 Skippy don't blow those margins.
They're the only ones we've got.

Posted by: Steely Dan at June 22, 2018 11:39 PM (T71PA)

447 I'm with platypus then, this is definitely Mirror Universe ONT.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2018 11:36 PM (fZuhk)


Reminds me of a show about a high school all girls' air soft club, what appears to be psychological hallucinations, and a platypus.

Posted by: The Duck-Billed Hat at June 22, 2018 11:39 PM (itfg0)

448 Toric.

Because someone had to say it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 22, 2018 11:37 PM (OuRYP)

*breaks bottle on bar*

Toroidal.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2018 11:38 PM (fZuhk)

Are obscure geometry references considered to be math like substances?

Posted by: tbodie at June 22, 2018 11:40 PM (ijO9y)

449 I've been known to blow a margin or two.

Posted by: Lando! at June 22, 2018 11:40 PM (JhE5a)

450 Are obscure geometry references considered to be math like substances?

Posted by: tbodie at June 22, 2018 11:40 PM (ijO9y)


Ummm...

Posted by: H. P. Lovecraft at June 22, 2018 11:40 PM (itfg0)

451 I've wondered about the hashes, I regularly use three different devices, bit my nic stays the same. Sometimes I change the link in the URL box, but the name stays the same.

What I'm saying is that I'm a lower case moron and haven't figured out the sock puppets.

Posted by: BifBewalskiBot at June 22, 2018 11:41 PM (nD6xh)

452 Rosenpenis looks like ... Beria.

------

Lavrentiy Beria would pick his teeth with Rosenstein's bones.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 22, 2018 11:41 PM (UiRxW)

453 Toric is a style of column capital.
Corinthian is a very rich leather.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at June 22, 2018 11:41 PM (T71PA)

454 Reminds me of a show about a high school all girls' air soft club, what appears to be psychological hallucinations, and a platypus.
Posted by: The Duck-Billed Hat at June 22, 2018 11:39 PM (itfg0)

See? Mirror Universe ONT. Because this is somehow the only comment so far that makes any sense.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2018 11:41 PM (fZuhk)

455 Toroidal.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2018 11:38 PM (fZuhk)

Are obscure geometry references considered to be math like substances?
Posted by: tbodie at June 22, 2018 11:40 PM (ijO9y)
---------------

I think they're discussing donuts. Not sure if sprinkles are included.

Posted by: Blake - used scripting salesman at June 22, 2018 11:41 PM (WEBkv)

456 Yeah Y5......some guy had "road rage" last week. Followed a mom and her three sons to their dentist's office. Shot one of the boys dead. Shot the mom and another son. And shot a random man parked in the lot. At 80th and Sheridan

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 22, 2018 11:42 PM (mMeIQ)

457 What I'm saying is that I'm a lower case moron and haven't figured out the sock puppets.
Posted by: BifBewalskiBot at June 22, 2018 11:41 PM (nD6xh)


At the AOSHQ sock puppets figure out you.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at June 22, 2018 11:43 PM (T71PA)

458 Yeah Y5......some guy had "road rage" last week. Followed a mom and her three sons to their dentist's office. Shot one of the boys dead. Shot the mom and another son. And shot a random man parked in the lot. At 80th and Sheridan
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June




crap. don't tell my mom or she will never get off my case about my honk therapy.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 22, 2018 11:43 PM (MTjB1)

459 If you've ever wondered why the "standard issue", low level animosity between local law enforcement and the FBI, these recent revelations ought to provide just a wee bit of insight, as to the cause of the problem.

The Feds treat the local cops with the same "respect" that Agent Hairslime shows to we Deplorables here in Flyover, USA.

The exception being, at least back in the '80s, the Federal Marshall's Service. The seemed to give off a pretty strong "we're all on the same team, here", vibe. And they didn't bigfoot their way into things... and tended to integrate local cops into their takedowns and warrant services.

Don't know if they're the same now as then, but I would certainly like to think so.

FBI Crime Lab needs to become a spin-off on it's own, with the rest of the FBI paid off, retired or fired, and re-constitute the agency under a far more accountable structure and design.

First requirement I'd put in for new Agents?

At least five years as a City or County street cop, coming from a rank not to exceed Sergeant.

"New FBI" agents will *not* be lawyers or accountants, and such of those as employed by the Agency will operate in positions and titles that report to actual, seasoned, street cop background Senior Investigators, who hold an aggregate of 10 yrs. or more combined small town and Federal service.

Dis-empower the Lawyer/CPA "gold plated pedestal" inner sanctum of the FBI, and then real change might be possible.

Lacking that, the culture will not change, and any "reforms" will be nothing more than P.R. smoke and mirrors.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
















Posted by: Jim at June 22, 2018 11:43 PM (QzJWU)

460 Y5....and hey answer email

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 22, 2018 11:43 PM (mMeIQ)

461 456 Yeah Y5......some guy had "road rage" last week. Followed a mom and her three sons to their dentist's office. Shot one of the boys dead. Shot the mom and another son. And shot a random man parked in the lot. At 80th and Sheridan
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 22, 2018 11:42 PM (mMeIQ)

--------------

Oh my gosh!

That's more than just road rage. That's bordering on demonic.

Posted by: Blake - used scripting salesman at June 22, 2018 11:44 PM (WEBkv)

462 email?


to y5?



ok

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 22, 2018 11:44 PM (MTjB1)

463 I like it.

Posted by: Larry Craig at June 22, 2018 11:45 PM (fEyA3)

464 Being sanguine means you still have all your blood, right?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 22, 2018 11:45 PM (yQpMk)

465 Don't worry Y5... I won't tell your mommy

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 22, 2018 11:45 PM (mMeIQ)

466
*breaks bottle on bar*

Toroidal.
Posted by: hogmartin
--------------

Not a Klein bottle, I hope.

Anyhow, clip from Death in Brunswick, FF to 1:14
http://tinyurl.com/yd3ztosx

Posted by: Jap F1 fan at June 22, 2018 11:45 PM (OuRYP)

467 453 Toric is a style of column capital.
Corinthian is a very rich leather.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at June 22, 2018 11:41 PM (T71PA)

--------

Yeah? Then what's Iconic, Mr. Smartypants.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2018 11:46 PM (lSrgA)

468 Don't worry Y5... I won't tell your mommy
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June



Posted by: yankeefifth at June 22, 2018 11:46 PM (MTjB1)

469 Oops... /Jap race fan

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 22, 2018 11:46 PM (OuRYP)

470 Just FYI - But John is totally not dead and/or in a coma. I just asked him how he's doing and and he said "We need open borders and vote for Democrats to stop Trump!".
Also, I just had the the words of the poem "The New Colossus" tattooed on my vulva.

Posted by: Cindy McCain at June 22, 2018 11:46 PM (sXefu)

471 -Posted by: Jim at June 22, 2018 11:43 PM (QzJWU)

I like the cut of your...

Pretty decent ideas. Big transfusion. Never happen.

...but that's what dreams are made of.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 22, 2018 11:46 PM (Ckg4U)

472 Being sanguine means you still have all your blood, right?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 22, 2018 11:45 PM (yQpMk)

Cole Porter song, isn't it?

Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2018 11:46 PM (fZuhk)

473 the AOSHQ sock puppets figure out you.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at June 22, 2018 11:43 PM (T71PA)


So what you're saying is BOHICA?

Posted by: BifBewalskiBot at June 22, 2018 11:47 PM (nD6xh)

474 A sanguin is a distant relative of the penguin, known for its musical mating call.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2018 11:48 PM (lSrgA)

475
Yeah? Then what's Iconic, Mr. Smartypants.
Posted by: Cicero
---------------

Which reminds me, what became of Doric Blimline?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 22, 2018 11:48 PM (OuRYP)

476 474 A sanguin is a distant relative of the penguin, known for its musical mating call.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2018 11:48 PM (lSrgA)


Grape-kun hardest hit...

Posted by: Hat-Friend at June 22, 2018 11:48 PM (itfg0)

477 eing sanguine means you still have all your blood, right?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 22, 2018 11:45 PM (yQpMk)

Cole Porter song, isn't it?
Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2018 11:46 PM (fZuhk)

I thought sanguine was a type of wine.

Posted by: tbodie at June 22, 2018 11:49 PM (ijO9y)

478 so, this horn therapy thing, can you install a train horn in a car?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 22, 2018 11:49 PM (MTjB1)

479 I met a survivor of the Khmer Rouge rampage in Cambodia today.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 22, 2018 11:49 PM (UiRxW)

480 Here's a heartwarming story for you:

Warner Bros is currently filming Wonder Woman in DC. Filming anything in DC is very complicated because there are three different government entities you have to deal with - DC, the Capitol, and the National Park Service, which manages the Mall and monuments. There are some locations where you have to get a permit from one entity to film on the street and a permit from a different entity to film on the sidewalk. And there are some very strict regulations about filming around some of the monuments.

Well, the film crew had permission to set up lights near the reflecting pool, but then yesterday the director decided he wanted to set up the lights on the edge of the reflecting pool so he could get a cool lighting effect. Director was told no, the purpose of the reflecting pool is to reflect the Washington Monument and the Lincoln Memorial, and your fancy lighting effect will obscure the monument reflections, so no, you can't do that. Director was not happy and told NPS employee that she was 'destroying' his 'vision' for the film. Director then proceeded to call every DC bigwig he knew, which resulted in numerous meetings today with increasingly important NPS staff.

And the final result? Hollywood - 0; respect for the monuments - 1.

Posted by: biancaneve at June 22, 2018 11:49 PM (A/iod)

481 Cole Porter song, isn't it?
Posted by: hogmartin
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Begin the Sanguine?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 22, 2018 11:49 PM (OuRYP)

482 John McCain will always mean traitor to me, after the Tea Party/IRS revelation. I can't even blame his brain tumor for that.

Now I can't call Farmer's dog that either. That is the worst part.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 22, 2018 11:49 PM (KeRzR)

483 Sanguins are known for their fierce defense of their territory and their ability to change genders.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2018 11:50 PM (lSrgA)

484 watching Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives on Food Network. They showed some diner/bar somewhere in Wisconsin (Parkland). I looked it up and it was near Duluth, MN. Lake Superior was just to the north. So this place is basically between No and Where. I liked it. A bit of a drive for me here in DC but it looked nice.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 22, 2018 11:50 PM (HCqAo)

485 479 I met a survivor of the Khmer Rouge rampage in Cambodia today.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 22, 2018 11:49 PM (UiRxW)


No one should go through what they had to go through.

Posted by: The Anti-Communist Hat at June 22, 2018 11:50 PM (itfg0)

486 ...Has someone given "jim" in SD a heads up about our original Galveston Jim?

Posted by: Spun & Murky at June 22, 2018 11:22 PM (4DCSq)




There's more than one Jim in the world, and so there's more than one Jim on the AoS.

Fine by me, as he differentiates by his locale, and does not use my same signature style. I don't find any conflict or confusion from his usage, as I know he's not me, and I'm not schizo, either.

And neither am I.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 22, 2018 11:50 PM (QzJWU)

487 Just took two Aleve P.M. pills. I'll be damned if I'm not going to sleep tonight. This "overtired" bullshit is a fucking walking nightmare.

*walks down to Beer Fridge*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 22, 2018 11:50 PM (Ckg4U)

488 Which reminds me, what became of Doric Blimline?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 22, 2018 11:48 PM (OuRYP)

Rudy Ray Moore character, from the eponymous Blackumentaries Dolemite and Dolemite II: The Human Tornado.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2018 11:51 PM (fZuhk)

489 "New FBI" agents will *not* be lawyers or accountants, and such of those as employed by the Agency will operate in positions and titles that report to actual, seasoned, street cop background Senior Investigators, who hold an aggregate of 10 yrs. or more combined small town and Federal service.

Dis-empower the Lawyer/CPA "gold plated pedestal" inner sanctum of the FBI, and then real change might be possible.

Lacking that, the culture will not change, and any "reforms" will be nothing more than P.R. smoke and mirrors.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

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I agree with your idea but I also think the accountants or lawyers should not have the power to arrest. If they want that ability, it's 5 years on the street somewhere, per your suggestion. Otherwise, they're experts in their own field, and that's it. I don't want someone to game the system and wind up a full-fledged FBI agent through an administrative backdoor of some sort.

Posted by: Blake - used scripting salesman at June 22, 2018 11:51 PM (WEBkv)

490 Just took two Aleve P.M. pills. I'll be damned if I'm not going to sleep tonight. This "overtired" bullshit is a fucking walking nightmare.

*walks down to Beer Fridge*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 22, 2018 11:50 PM (Ckg4U)


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What if I sang you a song? Would that help?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2018 11:51 PM (lSrgA)

491 somewhere in Wisconsin (Parkland). I looked it up and it was near Duluth, MN. Lake Superior was just to the north. So this place is basically between No and Where. I liked it. A bit of a drive for me here in DC but it looked nice.
Posted by: Puddleglum at June



we have been to a bunch of those places, they mostly suck.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 22, 2018 11:51 PM (MTjB1)

492 I met a survivor of the Khmer Rouge rampage in Cambodia today.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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Guy up the street was a VN 'boat person'. I would be more sympathetic if he weren't a Duke fan.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 22, 2018 11:51 PM (OuRYP)

493 I'm dizzy from that.
The whiskey had no effect.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 22, 2018 11:52 PM (UsCnO)

494 Y5.....like two weeks ago. Bebe is on my ass about gnamm II.

Blake....the especially demonic thing about it......the one boy was still alive.......he walked back to his car......and then decided he wasn't done. Went back and made sure he was dead

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 22, 2018 11:52 PM (mMeIQ)

495 Begin the Sanguine?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 22, 2018 11:49 PM (OuRYP)

That's the one. Killer version by the Andrews Sisters and Glenn Miller.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2018 11:52 PM (fZuhk)

496 Dangit. Hardly ever brave enough to post here and when I go to the content thread and post I just get a screen full of POOP. Teh sadz.

Posted by: Hans O'Lo at June 22, 2018 11:52 PM (kZUVU)

497 The missus just dreamed up a political meme, a downright political cartoon, and then made it in photoshop. McConnell, Ryan, Schumer, McCain, the whole thing.

Posted by: ghost of kari at June 22, 2018 11:53 PM (eY/ez)

498 Blake....the especially demonic thing about it......the one boy was still alive.......he walked back to his car......and then decided he wasn't done. Went back and made sure he was dead

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 22, 2018 11:52 PM (mMeIQ)


That ain't "road rage", that's straight up cold-blooded murder one right there.

Posted by: The Drivin' Hat at June 22, 2018 11:53 PM (itfg0)

499 Y5.....like two weeks ago. Bebe is on my ass about gnamm II.



fucking secretary. you can be assured spankings will be doled out tomorrow.


so the bebes on your ass thing, pics?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 22, 2018 11:54 PM (MTjB1)

500 >>I met a survivor of the Khmer Rouge rampage in Cambodia today.



Wow. How's the weather in Cambodia these days?

Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2018 11:54 PM (fEyA3)

501 No one should go through what they had to go through.
Posted by: The Anti-Communist Hat at June 22, 2018 11:50 PM (itfg0)

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No doubt. And this was a kindly old man. I can't imagine having that kind of serenity after going through rule by Pol Pot. I would be pissed forever.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 22, 2018 11:54 PM (UiRxW)

502 "What if I sang you a song? Would that help?"
-Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2018 11:51 PM (lSrgA)

Depends on the song and if you can sound like a broad. ...but the door isn't shut.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 22, 2018 11:54 PM (Ckg4U)

503 Dangit. Hardly ever brave enough to post here and when I go to the content thread and post I just get a screen full of POOP. Teh sadz.
Posted by: Hans O'Lo at June 22, 2018 11:52 PM (kZUVU)

This worked out ok. Come back soon, helps if you've been drinking.

Posted by: tbodie at June 22, 2018 11:55 PM (ijO9y)

504 I met a survivor of the Khmer Rouge rampage in Cambodia today.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 22, 2018 11:49 PM (UiRxW)


Obligatory "Why were you in Cambodia?"

I had a co-worker who was one of the boat people from Vietnam. She had interesting stories about being a refugee.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 22, 2018 11:55 PM (2K6fY)

505 The cypher translates to, "The Russians saw Trump's Pee Pee."

What do I win?

Posted by: Peter Struzk at June 22, 2018 11:56 PM (+p2i/)

506 Dangit. Hardly ever brave enough to post here and when I go to the content thread and post I just get a screen full of POOP. Teh sadz.
Posted by: Hans O'Lo
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Persist. Tomorrow is another day.

Posted by: Scarlett O'Hillary at June 22, 2018 11:56 PM (OuRYP)

507 Caption my meme

https://bit.ly/2tntmxH

Posted by: ghost of kari at June 22, 2018 11:57 PM (eY/ez)

508 fucking secretary. you can be assured spankings will be doled out tomorrow.

so the bebes on your ass thing, pics?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 22, 2018 11:54 PM (MTjB1)


Zoot and Dingo hardest hit.

Posted by: Sir Galahad at June 22, 2018 11:57 PM (itfg0)

509 I can't tell if the encoding is Winchester or Run Length Limited.

Just kidding, don't have a clue.

Posted by: West at June 22, 2018 11:57 PM (knKQ1)

510 My brother appeared on an episode of Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives. His comment about the food was, "The flavor profile is amazing!", which struck me as the most un-Scott thing to say and absolutely hilarious. And somehow my sister-in-law, who is a wonderful person but lacking in self-confidence, managed to conceal herself from the camera despite sitting right next to my brother.

Posted by: biancaneve at June 22, 2018 11:57 PM (A/iod)

511 Wow. How's the weather in Cambodia these days?
Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2018 11:54 PM (fEyA3)

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It's been hell on Sally Mayer's hair.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2018 11:57 PM (lSrgA)

512 Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 22, 2018 11:52 PM (mMeIQ)


I think the general hate culture is spilling over & pushing people over the edge. Especially those who bathe in it and don't decompress.

Either that, or he had Alzheimers, like the guy who drove his car into a restaurant to kill his daughter.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 22, 2018 11:57 PM (KeRzR)

513 1. Somebody needs to give this Skip dude a timeout or the margins will be dangerously dehydrated.

2. Morse code ONTs are unfair to those of us who were too lazy to get a radio ticket.

3. The Moebius representation of poop is poob. Dude.

Posted by: joncelli, delivering his speech at June 22, 2018 11:57 PM (1FhAQ)

514 That ain't "road rage", that's straight up cold-blooded murder one right there.
Posted by: The Drivin' Hat at June 22, 2018 11:53 PM (itfg0)

Execution, then give him a fair trial.

Posted by: tbodie at June 22, 2018 11:57 PM (ijO9y)

515 The missus just dreamed up a political meme, a downright political cartoon, and then made it in photoshop. McConnell, Ryan, Schumer, McCain, the whole thing.
Posted by: ghost of kari
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Three Stooges?

Of course, now there's George Will.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 22, 2018 11:58 PM (OuRYP)

516 507 Caption my meme

https://bit.ly/2tntmxH

Posted by: ghost of kari at June 22, 2018 11:57 PM (eY/ez)


The Flowing Hair Act of 2018

Posted by: The Hyacanth Hat at June 22, 2018 11:58 PM (itfg0)

517 I'm thinking, what can be put in the top left corner, maybe a bill? To complete the picture and tell the story of their, please God, abortive immigration sellout .

Posted by: ghost of kari at June 22, 2018 11:59 PM (eY/ez)

518 The Moebius representation of poop is poob. Dude.
Posted by: joncelli, delivering his speech at June 22, 2018 11:57 PM (1FhAQ)


What about me?

Posted by: Betty Boop at June 22, 2018 11:59 PM (T71PA)

519 So......I had a discussion with one of my neighbors yesterday. Steve Scalises near assination has been forgotten and whitewashed. Given the very violent rhetoric from the left, our fear is that it is not longer before someone else is physically hurt

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 22, 2018 11:59 PM (mMeIQ)

520 Blake....the especially demonic thing about it......the one boy was still alive.......he walked back to his car......and then decided he wasn't done. Went back and made sure he was dead
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 22, 2018 11:52 PM (mMeIQ)
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That is frightening.

Posted by: Blake - used scripting salesman at June 22, 2018 11:59 PM (WEBkv)

521 So why is the ONT pics spelling out "Drink more Ovaltine"?
Or did I get it wrong?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 22, 2018 11:59 PM (IcT7t)

522 "Caption my meme"
https://bit.ly/2tntmxH
-Posted by: ghost of kari at June 22, 2018 11:57 PM (eY/ez)

Courtesans who think they're Your Betters.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 23, 2018 12:00 AM (Ckg4U)

523 Caption my meme

https://bit.ly/2tntmxH
Posted by: ghost of kari at June 22, 2018 11:57 PM (eY/ez)

I see Maxine Waters' hair everywhere! (mpeei)

Posted by: tbodie at June 23, 2018 12:00 AM (ijO9y)

524 2. Morse code ONTs are unfair to those of us who were too lazy to get a radio ticket.
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No code is required for any level of license now, because 'too hard' for moderns.

Ask me how I know this.

Posted by: Nellie Ohr, KM4UDZ at June 23, 2018 12:00 AM (OuRYP)

525 platypus......the killer was 23

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 23, 2018 12:01 AM (mMeIQ)

526 No code is required for any level of license now, because 'too hard' for moderns.

Let the whining commence.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 23, 2018 12:01 AM (IcT7t)

527 Hey Blanco!

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 23, 2018 12:02 AM (mgqr3)

528 The Affordable Cake Act of of 1789.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 23, 2018 12:02 AM (rnAwa)

529 Content is for closers.

Posted by: Deacon Bleau at June 23, 2018 12:02 AM (yScAF)

530 Good Evening, Mrs SMH!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 23, 2018 12:02 AM (IcT7t)

531 /boo boop be doop

Posted by: DR.WTF? at June 23, 2018 12:02 AM (T71PA)

532 519 So......I had a discussion with one of my neighbors yesterday. Steve Scalises near assination has been forgotten and whitewashed. Given the very violent rhetoric from the left, our fear is that it is not longer before someone else is physically hurt
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 22, 2018 11:59 PM (mMeIQ)

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Yeah, I was sort of thinking the road rage incident was something that spilled over from the emotional toddlers that have been created in our society.

Posted by: Blake - used scripting salesman at June 23, 2018 12:03 AM (WEBkv)

533 Dang it, should have added Em Pi foady fie!.

(mpeei) is the best.

Posted by: tbodie at June 23, 2018 12:03 AM (ijO9y)

534 523 Caption my meme

https://bit.ly/2tntmxH
Posted by: ghost of kari at June 22, 2018 11:57 PM (eY/ez)

I see Maxine Waters' hair everywhere! (mpeei)
Posted by: tbodie



Her hair is a virus and sentient? It posts here occasionally.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 23, 2018 12:04 AM (HCqAo)

535 Where's that confounded bridge?

Posted by: Robert Plant at June 23, 2018 12:04 AM (lSrgA)

536 Heh Blanco.

What's funny is that I spent most of my adult life as Mrs.

Only in the last half decade that wasn't the case.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 23, 2018 12:04 AM (mgqr3)

537 Night all.

At the Nevada GOP state convention tomorrow.

Gotta get up earlier then I had planned in order to wait in line and get through the Secret Service checkpoints.

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 23, 2018 12:04 AM (itfg0)

538 Y5...lol...phrasing

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 23, 2018 12:05 AM (mMeIQ)

539 "road rage incident" great, I just made a horrific murder into a rather banal occurrence.

Posted by: Blake - used scripting salesman at June 23, 2018 12:05 AM (WEBkv)

540 Have fun, Hat.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 23, 2018 12:05 AM (mgqr3)

541 G'Night, Hat!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 23, 2018 12:06 AM (Ckg4U)

542 What's funny is that I spent most of my adult life as Mrs.



Only in the last half decade that wasn't the case.



So you spent that time as a Mr?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 23, 2018 12:06 AM (IcT7t)

543 Gotta get up earlier then I had planned in order to wait in line and get through the Secret Service checkpoints.
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 23, 2018 12:04 AM (itfg0)

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Leave the foil-wrapped cucumber at home.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 23, 2018 12:06 AM (lSrgA)

544 haha

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 23, 2018 12:07 AM (mgqr3)

545 So you spent that time as a Mr?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 23, 2018 12:06 AM (IcT7t)

Heh. You do remember she was in tanks. Right?

Posted by: tbodie at June 23, 2018 12:07 AM (ijO9y)

546 So......I had a discussion with one of my neighbors yesterday. Steve Scalises near assination has been forgotten and whitewashed. Given the very violent rhetoric from the left, our fear is that it is not longer before someone else is physically hurt
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 22, 2018 11:59 PM (mMeIQ)


Not to mention Rand Paul being beaten up by his neighbor. Those broken ribs will probably cause him trouble the rest of his life...lungs too. At the very least make him more susceptible to illness.

The ratcheting up of the hate is reprehensible. I am more certain than ever 'they' want a war in the streets. Bloodshed. Martial Law. A constitutional crisis. I refuse to give them that. I suspected it during Charlottesville, I'm convinced of it now.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 23, 2018 12:07 AM (KeRzR)

547 BESURETODRINK...
sonofabitch!

Posted by: mephistefales at June 23, 2018 12:07 AM (WDvb3)

548 Is this a postmodernist ONT where everything deconstructs? Or is it a worm hole to the inside of Comey's tiny brain? BTW, Satre was a punk.

Posted by: colfax mingo at June 23, 2018 12:08 AM (t78V7)

549 Toroidal.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2018 11:38 PM (fZuhk)

---
Toradol

do not use more than 5 days straight.

Posted by: redc1c4, the ONT Rx Tech at June 23, 2018 12:09 AM (XTrNh)

550 Heh. You do remember she was in tanks. Right?


MMmmmm..... SMH in a tank top....
No, no, no, bad brain! BAD!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 23, 2018 12:09 AM (IcT7t)

551 8 Is this a postmodernist ONT where everything deconstructs? Or is it a worm hole to the inside of Comey's tiny brain? BTW, Satre was a punk.
Posted by: colfax mingo at June 23, 2018 12:08 AM (t78V7)

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He could never have outfought Kierkegaard.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 23, 2018 12:09 AM (lSrgA)

552 I've wondered about the hashes, I regularly use three different devices, bit my nic stays the same. Sometimes I change the link in the URL box, but the name stays the same.

The hashes are based on your IP address.

So if you have 3 devices connected to the same wi-fi, they'll all post with the same hash.

Even if you only post from one device, every time your Internet provider changes your IP address, you get a new hash.

Posted by: mikeski at June 23, 2018 12:09 AM (JGBbg)

553 Tauroidal? like a yak or a gnu?

Posted by: Kindltot at June 23, 2018 12:09 AM (2K6fY)

554 He could never have outfought Kierkegaard.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June




hate that kierkegaard.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2018 12:10 AM (MTjB1)

555 548 Is this a postmodernist ONT where everything deconstructs? Or is it a worm hole to the inside of Comey's tiny brain? BTW, Satre was a punk.

Posted by: colfax mingo at June 23, 2018 12:08 AM (t78V7)


You are about to enter another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land of imagination. Next stop, the Moron Zone!

Posted by: The Hat Zone at June 23, 2018 12:10 AM (itfg0)

556 The hashes are based on your IP address.
Posted by: mikeski at June 23, 2018 12:09 AM (JGBbg)


...so even if I change my nick, like this, I'll still be (JGBbg).

Posted by: I changed my nick at June 23, 2018 12:11 AM (JGBbg)

557 I'm convinced of it now.
Posted by: platypus
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They want to provoke a violent backlash.

Mueller is trying the same thing, in a metaphorical a fashion

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2018 12:11 AM (OuRYP)

558 Doesn't anyone have a coblogs twitter handle that they could have gotten a hold of them to fix the margins?

Posted by: Buzzion at June 23, 2018 12:11 AM (hmCRY)

559 MMmmmm..... SMH in a tank top....
No, no, no, bad brain! BAD!
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 23, 2018 12:09 AM (IcT7t)

Ya know, when it's time to go, that right there is better than most.

Posted by: tbodie at June 23, 2018 12:11 AM (ijO9y)

560 ...so even if I change my nick, like this, I'll still be (JGBbg).
Posted by: I changed my nick
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Yes.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2018 12:12 AM (OuRYP)

561 MMmmmm..... SMH in a tank top....
No, no, no, bad brain! BAD!
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June



you would only be able to see her head sticking out of the turret.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2018 12:12 AM (MTjB1)

562 Tauroidal was a Greek God who was a cross dresser.

Posted by: colfax mingo at June 23, 2018 12:12 AM (t78V7)

563 They want to provoke a violent backlash.

Mueller is trying the same thing, in a metaphorical a fashion
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2018 12:11 AM (OuRYP)

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And they should be careful what they ask for.

Welp, off I go. I'm up early, shooting a High Power match tomorrow morning.

Posted by: Blake - used scripting salesman at June 23, 2018 12:12 AM (WEBkv)

564 They kept telling me b.s. It tore us apart.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 23, 2018 12:13 AM (/qEW2)

565 G'Night, Blake.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 23, 2018 12:13 AM (Ckg4U)

566 .so even if I change my nick, like this, I'll still be (JGBbg).
Posted by: I changed my nick
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Yes.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2018 12:12 AM (OuRYP)
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Unless you are are a person of questionable character..

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2018 12:13 AM (/lkI0)

567 So, I tried to make a YooToob account because Ya Boi Zack of Diversity ampersand Comics was talking about this weird sort of anti-advertising that SJW creators do, and I thought of just the right term for it!

You know what I'm talking about, where the crappy SJW creator says, "Yeah, well, please, just don't buy my comic. I don't want your dirty right-winger money, you h8er!"

Adversitising. That's what this should be called! Adverse+Advertising. Adversitising.

Unfortunately, it looks like YooToob already knows me well enough to have decided they don't want me commenting there. They told me they sent a code to my email to activate my account, like, half an hour ago, and it's still not there. They know my IP address, and I watch a lot of right-wing and MGTOW stuff, so I can't say it's entirely unexpected.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 23, 2018 12:13 AM (wSC8T)

568 Caption my meme

https://bit.ly/2tntmxH
Posted by: ghost of kari at June 22, 2018 11:57 PM (eY/ez)


Off with their heads.

Posted by: X-ray at June 23, 2018 12:13 AM (HxbkP)

569 you would only be able to see her head sticking out of the turret.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2018 12:12 AM (MTjB1)

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Defilade.

Learn it.

Love it.

Live it.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 23, 2018 12:14 AM (mgqr3)

570 platypus......the killer was 23
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 23, 2018 12:01 AM (mMeIQ)


I guess I know nothing about the guy & shouldn't guess. Maybe he has a history. It is just the climate of hate is becoming visceral. I'm staying away from it and reading less than ever, and trusting that all the sane Americans who have been holding the center will continue to do so. They have been extraordinary, really.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 23, 2018 12:14 AM (KeRzR)

571 Defilade.

Learn it.

Love it.

Live it.
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June




SMH!

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2018 12:14 AM (MTjB1)

572 you would only be able to see her head sticking out of the turret.


But she makes that headgear look gooood.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 23, 2018 12:15 AM (IcT7t)

573 Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 23, 2018 12:13 AM (wSC8T)


Check your spam/junk folder if you haven't already. It may be there.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 23, 2018 12:15 AM (KeRzR)

574 I guess I know nothing about the guy & shouldn't guess. Maybe he has a history. It is just the climate of hate is becoming visceral. I'm staying away from it and reading less than ever, and trusting that all the sane Americans who have been holding the center will continue to do so. They have been extraordinary, really.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June



he switched to some new psych meds hours before he snapped.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2018 12:15 AM (MTjB1)

575 Most chicks don't look good in reactive armor.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 23, 2018 12:15 AM (lSrgA)

576 In the past ten minutes two AOS-worthy comments have been deleted from the nola.com Michelle Obama story:
"Is anybody missing their shower curtain?"
"I loved her work on Star Trek: The Next Generation"

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 22, 2018 10:48 PM (rnXGe)

Time for me to add one implying climbing the outside of the Empire State Building. >:-)

Posted by: The Gimp at June 23, 2018 12:15 AM (QT59f)

577 lol y5

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 23, 2018 12:16 AM (mgqr3)

578 Unless you are are a person of questionable character..
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2018 12:13 AM (/lkI0)

Mine changes every day! lol

Questionable character would be a great nic.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 23, 2018 12:16 AM (KeRzR)

579 Blake,

If I ever wanted a 9MM, which I don't, it would be a High Power.

Posted by: colfax mingo at June 23, 2018 12:17 AM (t78V7)

580 @552 posted by: mikeski at June 23, 2018 12:09 AM (JGBbg)

Well that sucks moose cvck. I travel a bunch and now I come across as a GD troll.

Posted by: BifBewalskiBot at June 23, 2018 12:17 AM (nD6xh)

581 Hi PW! You're surprised?

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 23, 2018 12:17 AM (mMeIQ)

582 Most chicks don't look good in reactive armor.


But the ones that can make it work...

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 23, 2018 12:17 AM (IcT7t)

583 It's not there, either, Platypus.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 23, 2018 12:17 AM (wSC8T)

584 Questionable character would be a great nic.
Posted by: platypus
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Perhaps 'Person of Ill Repute'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2018 12:17 AM (/lkI0)

585 Does this hat make me look like a stupid dweeb?

Posted by: M. Dukakis at June 23, 2018 12:18 AM (lSrgA)

586 SMH......congatulations!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 23, 2018 12:18 AM (mMeIQ)

587 The hashes are based on your IP address.
Posted by: mikeski at June 23, 2018 12:09 AM (JGBbg)

...so even if I change my nick, like this, I'll still be (JGBbg).
Posted by: I changed my nick at June 23, 2018 12:11 AM (JGBbg)

Heh, semi related story.

On opening day of MLB i got to trash talking a little (Go Cards!) on work PC during lunch hour. At 1pm I switched to my phone to continue discussion, usual nic but hash changed.

One of the Not Cards! types called me out on my 1st comment. I was impressed.

Posted by: tbodie at June 23, 2018 12:18 AM (ijO9y)

588 I think most of the time far too much calculation is attributed to the idiots (the "left" or "progressives", both stupid and misleading terms).


Including now - I doubt anyone beyond the marginal idiots who are always with us is thinking Helter Skelter from all this.


But I am amazed at the comparative passivity and wimpiness of the reactions to the Scalise attack (which easily could have been a massacre, first one in US history of congressmen), or the Paul attack, or this incredible crap with the DHS Sec. this week.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 23, 2018 12:19 AM (QDnY+)

589 No, Westy, I'm not particularly surprised.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 23, 2018 12:19 AM (wSC8T)

590 you would only be able to see her head sticking out of the turret.


But she makes that headgear look gooood.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June




guess that is ok, really only want to watch her call out HEAT! HESH! SABOT! CANNISTER! BEEHIVE! is that the same as cannister? ARMOR PIERCING! PLASMA!

maybe we could watch her roll up on the bmps and gun em down with her bmg and run down dismounted tankers.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2018 12:19 AM (MTjB1)

591 Posted by: M. Dukakis at June 23, 2018 12:18 AM (lSrgA)

---

That was a very bad photo op.

Made him look like a kid playing soldier.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 23, 2018 12:19 AM (mgqr3)

592 Time for me to add one implying climbing the outside of the Empire State Building. >:-)
Posted by: The Gimp at June 23, 2018 12:15 AM (QT59f)


Don't you be slandering gorillas! We love people, and boobehs, and are way kinder than Michelle "I hate America" Obama.

Posted by: Zombie KoKo, gorilla ghost channel at June 23, 2018 12:20 AM (KeRzR)

593 For some reason, my regex skills in Cygwin are really POOP tonight. I swear I can parse HTML fragments with sed under Linux or OS X...

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at June 23, 2018 12:20 AM (NL6wI)

594 the 80/Sheridan asshole may explain that counter-asshole in the street faire tonight in the 'repeal 2A' t shirt, carrying the 'NRA members are domestic terrorists' sign

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 23, 2018 12:20 AM (6FqZa)

595 Speaking of baseball, we reach the halfway point on June 29th, for the most part. Schedules and rain-outs, notwithstanding.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 23, 2018 12:20 AM (Ckg4U)

596
That was a very bad photo op.

Made him look like a kid playing soldier.
Posted by: SMH
-----------

Photos don't lie.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2018 12:20 AM (JEV/2)

597 Yeah, I got it. "Poop." But there's a bloody typo in the middle of it.

Posted by: MW at June 23, 2018 12:21 AM (hNTtn)

598 maybe we could watch her roll up on the bmps and gun em down with her bmg and run down dismounted tankers.


Or just buy her a round at www.driveatank.com.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 23, 2018 12:22 AM (IcT7t)

599 I'm thinking about socking myself. Just to see what happens.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 22, 2018 11:12 PM (fiGNd)

May I suggest in the mouth?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 23, 2018 12:22 AM (z79tQ)

600 Speaking of baseball, we reach the halfway point on June 29th, for the most part. Schedules and rain-outs, notwithstanding.
Posted by: Slapweasel,
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And... the days are getting shorter. Just thought I'd toss that out.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2018 12:22 AM (JEV/2)

601 Defilade.



Learn it.



Love it.



Live it.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 23, 2018 12:14 AM (mgqr3)

---
yup... that and OPSEC.

i wrote an SOP for our TOW section that specified that we would pick our various positions, then emplace a Claymore near each one, in a more obvious position, and, as we moved from FP to FP, we would fire the Claymore a second or 2 before we launched.

the idea was to get the OPFOR to put suppressive fire on the *really* good positions, while we sniped from the tolerable ones.

fortunately for us all Ronnie won the Cold War, and i never had to face either the DSFG or the Inmun Gun

Posted by: redc1c4, the ONT Rx Tech at June 23, 2018 12:22 AM (XTrNh)

602 The only thing I'm running down nowadays are my g-babes.

Not so much running after them, so much as, "Hey! What are you doing???" and trying to prevent yet another toddler mishap.

If I had a tank now, it would be used mostly to entertain the kiddies.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 23, 2018 12:23 AM (mgqr3)

603 It's not there, either, Platypus.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 23, 2018 12:17 AM (wSC8T)


Those bastards!

I have always been able to see twitter accounts without logging in/account. Today that changed. Got huge screens saying create an account or log in. Even for Trump. There is probably a workaround...haven't found it yet bcz haven't tried.

Still...those bastards!

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 23, 2018 12:23 AM (KeRzR)

604 My baseline is "We don't need no stinking badges."

Posted by: colfax mingo at June 23, 2018 12:23 AM (t78V7)

605 "And... the days are getting shorter. Just thought I'd toss that out."
-Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2018 12:22 AM (JEV/2)

Wake me up when September ends.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 23, 2018 12:23 AM (Ckg4U)

606 For me a HighPower is definitely on the some-day list. As I've mentioned in gun threads, I'm just a bit hesitant because prices have gone way up, and I know zip zilch nada about the various models, origins, etc. that affect value and fair prices.


New guy on the duty day at the shooting range let me shoot his CZ-75 the other day. He's had the Cajun GunWorks trigger job. Ergonomics and everything are beautiful - confirming that will be my next buy, when I'm back in buying mode.


Posted by: rhomboid at June 23, 2018 12:24 AM (QDnY+)

607 If I had a tank now, it would be used mostly to entertain the kiddies.
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 23, 2018 12:23 AM (mgqr3)

---------

It's all fun and games until one of them gets a Panzerfaust for Christmas.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 23, 2018 12:24 AM (lSrgA)

608 wrong nick on the TOW poast...

because s*ber.

Posted by: redc1c4, 11H10 long, long ago at June 23, 2018 12:25 AM (XTrNh)

609 Good nite all! Going to the Rockies game tomorrow. They are having a picture day in the morning with the 25 of 25. Want to get there early enough to hopefully get a picture with Helton and maybe my "boyfriend" Aranado

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 23, 2018 12:25 AM (mMeIQ)

610 597 Yeah, I got it. "Poop." But there's a bloody typo in the middle of it.

NLL everyone?

How many of are nerds that wrote a parsing program

Posted by: Lurky McLurkface at June 23, 2018 12:25 AM (9t0u8)

611 I travel a bunch and now I come across as a GD troll.
Posted by: BifBewalskiBot


Nah, lots of people post from phones, or multiple locations, or locations without static IP, and have ever-changing hashes. It's only a problem for the COBs who need to maintain the Top Ten poster/sockpuppet lists.

There are some who try to make sure people know what's up, and change their nick to something like "mikeski at work" or "mikeski's phone" or whatever if they're not sitting on their usual hash.

Nobody will think you're trollerizing just because your hash changes.

Posted by: mikeski at June 23, 2018 12:25 AM (JGBbg)

612 And that's it for me. Sleep well, Horde.

Posted by: joncelli, delivering his speech at June 23, 2018 12:26 AM (1FhAQ)

613 G'Night, westminsterdogshow!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 23, 2018 12:26 AM (Ckg4U)

614 Every British News Report on Immigration, Ever

https://youtu.be/tbVI_ecxZqs

Posted by: Kindltot at June 23, 2018 12:26 AM (2K6fY)

615 G'Night, joncelli. You sleep well... as well. lol.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 23, 2018 12:26 AM (Ckg4U)

616 he switched to some new psych meds hours before he snapped.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2018 12:15 AM (MTjB1)


With this guy it sounds like meds are at least partially to blame...if not fully.

I do wonder, in general, how people with mental illness are faring in this batshit crazy culture. Especially those who are isolated. Some of the therapist interviews I skimmed made the therapists sound as nutz as their patients. Great combo.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 23, 2018 12:29 AM (KeRzR)

617 News break: poop is a palidrome.

Posted by: colfax mingo at June 23, 2018 12:29 AM (t78V7)

618 A question for the Armor types out there.

What'd be the most "fun to drive" platform out there, that you can think of?

I think the Stryker would be a blast, capability wise.

I'd love to see one run the Baja 1000.

But can you imagine the logistical support it'd require to make that happen?

We're not talkin' 'bout armament or firepower here. Just the Fun. To. Drive. Quotient.




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 23, 2018 12:29 AM (QzJWU)

619 we're on satellite here at FOB R3sident 3b1L, so my hash changes just slightly slower than the liquid level in my drink glass...

it's why i will never be on the lists of glory.

(among others)

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 23, 2018 12:29 AM (XTrNh)

620 I do wonder, in general, how people with mental illness are faring in this batshit crazy culture. Especially those who are isolated. Some of the therapist interviews I skimmed made the therapists sound as nutz as their patients. Great combo.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 23, 2018 12:29 AM (KeRzR)

---

Major depressive disorder and generalized anxiety disorder, per VA.

Amazing what Christ can do that Zoloft can't.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 23, 2018 12:31 AM (mgqr3)

621 Just downed last shot of Rye, time to snuggle with the Missus of 49 years. Be happy, through the Donald we are peeling back the layers of the onion.

Posted by: colfax mingo at June 23, 2018 12:32 AM (t78V7)

622 And... the days are getting shorter. Just thought I'd toss that out.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2018 12:22 AM (JEV/2)


Dammit Mike! I haven't even gotten summer yet. Just rain and cold. I need to talk to JJ about that.

Well, at least I lost my winter weight in time for 60s and rain. I wonder if my umbrella makes my ass look fat. Hmmm...maybe I should use a golf umbrella.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 23, 2018 12:33 AM (KeRzR)

623 time to snuggle with the Missus of 49 years.
Posted by: colfax mingo at June 23, 2018 12:32 AM (t78V7)

...Good on you both!

Posted by: tbodie at June 23, 2018 12:34 AM (ijO9y)

624 Good night, Westy! Enjoy the game!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 23, 2018 12:34 AM (wSC8T)

625 @611 posted by: mikeski at June 23, 2018 12:25 AM (JGBbg)

Thanks. I'm a sarcastic tvrd, (according to the wife). This blog is the only thing keeping me from political turettes at work.

The woke=broke millennials that wanna go from entry level to task lead at wvrk seem to be hunting me down for mentoring. I've told each and every one of them that unless they can state some thing they hate about themselves, and then make fun of that weakness that I have nothing to offer them.

Posted by: BifBewalskiBot at June 23, 2018 12:36 AM (nD6xh)

626 Jim, not an "Armor type," but was lucky to get a chance to drive the M1 Abrams and the Bradley.


M1, hands down. The speed, the suspension. And I was of course in the hull. A deep ditch at full speed was a tiny tiny little brief bump - but up in the turret it wasn't even that, according to the guy up there giving me directions.


Didn't get to shoot the Abrams main gun, of course, but did get to shoot the 25mm on the Bradley. Summarized, a lot easier than the Mosin-Nagant with the iron sights.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 23, 2018 12:37 AM (QDnY+)

627 i got to drive an M-1, once, but it was very sedate, convoy from here to there on Planet Irwin, and just "meh".

i didn't like being stuck down in the hull on my back, unable to see shit.

but the 113? sitting/standing on top of the left hand track, head out to the world, because peace time? great fun. assuming someone hadn't dogged the power plant out because of the ARNG policy of "rent-a-track" you could hit 40 ish on flat ground, with the A2 version.

i've gotten them airborne, done doughnuts, swum floated them, whist people fished, either with lures or explosives, and generally had loads of fun.

were i to be obscenely wealthy, i want at least one of them, and an M-35 A2 w/winch and a couple of M-151 jeeps. fuck a bunch of Humves. they suck.

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 23, 2018 12:38 AM (XTrNh)

628 For me a HighPower is definitely on the some-day list..
-Posted by: rhomboid at June 23, 2018 12:24 AM (QDnY+)

Ha!

I read that as HigherPower. The sentences after were so confusing for me.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 23, 2018 12:39 AM (KeRzR)

629 M1A2 for me.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 23, 2018 12:39 AM (mgqr3)

630 I'm thinking about socking myself. Just to see what happens.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 22, 2018 11:12 PM (fiGNd)

----

I was thinking the same thing.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 23, 2018 12:40 AM (UiRxW)

631 Dammit Mike! I haven't even gotten summer yet. Just rain and cold. I need to talk to JJ about that.

Posted by: platypus
----------

Well, Summer is just a day and a half old, give it a chance.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2018 12:40 AM (I83yK)

632 M88 Herc will do in a jiffy also.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 23, 2018 12:40 AM (mgqr3)

633 i also want a FAST-V or three... just so we can go chasing rabbits such.


Posted by: redc1c4 at June 23, 2018 12:41 AM (XTrNh)

634 @611 we're not talkin' 'bout armament or firepower here. Just the Fun. To. Drive. Quotient.


An m32 deuce and a half all slutted out to a fully modified class seven off road contender. Or a m877 without the throttle limiter. Gimme 800+ hp!

Posted by: BifBewalskiBot at June 23, 2018 12:42 AM (nD6xh)

635 M1A2 for me.
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June




braggard

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2018 12:42 AM (MTjB1)

636 YooToob probably just wants me to contact them and say, "Hey, I never got that confirmation email from you," so they can say, "Oh, well, we can totally hook you up. We'll just need your real name and contact info, and then we'll be all set."

Nope, no need for that.

They also keep pestering me to sign up for YooToob Red, but that absolutely will not be happening if they don't want to give me a regular YooToob account.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 23, 2018 12:43 AM (wSC8T)

637 ...Didn't get to shoot the Abrams main gun, of course, but did get to shoot the 25mm on the Bradley. Summarized, a lot easier than the Mosin-Nagant with the iron sights.


Posted by: rhomboid at June 23, 2018 12:37 AM (QDnY+)




H.E. for clearing Baja 1000 competitors within 2,500 yards of your path, and canister for clearing the track of over-crowding "locals" who tend to impinge upon the actual course.

Now, set up an M-1 Abrams for Air to Ground refueling while at speed. A Chinook with the right bladder at C.G. in the fuselage and a rig to effect the underway connection...

And a couple more Chinooks loaded with spare track, tools, spares and the HSLD tank mechanics to keep it all going.

Team Maximum Violence, for the win?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 23, 2018 12:43 AM (QzJWU)

638 The woke=broke millennials that wanna go from entry level to task lead at wvrk seem to be hunting me down for mentoring. I've told each and every one of them that unless they can state some thing they hate about themselves, and then make fun of that weakness that I have nothing to offer them.
Posted by: BifBewalskiBot at June 23, 2018 12:36 AM (nD6xh)


I never trust people who can't laugh at themselves.
It has served me well.

Nor most men who wear bowties. That has also served me well.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 23, 2018 12:44 AM (KeRzR)

639 Nor most men who wear bowties. That has also served me well.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June




gas station attendants, gynecologists, and good humor men?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2018 12:45 AM (MTjB1)

640 Jim,

I think the bible describes heaven in almost the exact same way!

I kid, of course...but, it would be Heaven.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 23, 2018 12:46 AM (mgqr3)

641 Oh poop. Thanks Dave!

Posted by: UDM at June 23, 2018 12:47 AM (cuC7S)

642 That cannister round is my favorite. Street-sweeper, indeed.


Last time I got to talk to some USMC tankers, they also liked it, but had only fired it in training.


SMH, not that I keep up with such things, but I was surprised when they told me that all the loads are now caseless (except for one, maybe the cannister?). Big advantage on weight etc., I suppose.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 23, 2018 12:47 AM (QDnY+)

643 the loads are now caseless
Posted by: rhomboid at June




how do you carry them through the airport?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2018 12:49 AM (MTjB1)

644 ...I think the bible describes heaven in almost the exact same way!

I kid, of course...but, it would be Heaven.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 23, 2018 12:46 AM (mgqr3)




Perspective.

U.S. Armor, if racing the Baja 1000, would be the *only* entrants featuring Air Conditioning as an operational feature of their vehicles.

No small advantage, that.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 23, 2018 12:49 AM (QzJWU)

645 rhom,

I've been out for almost ten years.

For all I know, they're using unicorn farts now, considering that the Army wants to be more 'green'.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 23, 2018 12:49 AM (mgqr3)

646 Y5, would be very entertaining to see the reactions of the Thousands Standing Around (TSA) to an artillery round put through screening.


Posted by: rhomboid at June 23, 2018 12:50 AM (QDnY+)

647 Y5, would be very entertaining to see the reactions of the Thousands Standing Around (TSA) to an artillery round put through screening.


Posted by: rhomboid at June




Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2018 12:51 AM (MTjB1)

648 Alrighty, ladies and germs. P.M. pills are kicking-in and I'll not fall asleep in this damnable chair again.

G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!

*static*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 23, 2018 12:51 AM (Ckg4U)

649 Going to bed. Gotta lariat advance at 0330 to catch a flight home. Will non-lurk everyone tomorrow or day after.

Posted by: BifBewalskiBot at June 23, 2018 12:51 AM (nD6xh)

650 gynecologists...


That's an odd duck in the list. Haven't seen a bow-tied one, but if I did, I'd turn right around and leave.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 23, 2018 12:52 AM (KeRzR)

651 Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 23, 2018 12:51 AM (Ckg4U)


Sleep well. I hope tomorrow brings good news.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 23, 2018 12:53 AM (KeRzR)

652 Good night, Slapweasel! Good night, uh, BifBewalskiBotTosten.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 23, 2018 12:53 AM (wSC8T)

653 Goodnight Slap.

Sweet dreams.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 23, 2018 12:54 AM (mgqr3)

654 593 For some reason, my regex skills in Cygwin are really POOP tonight. I swear I can parse HTML fragments with sed under Linux or OS X...

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at June 23, 2018 12:20 AM (NL6wI)

++++

I just used Find / Replace All in Notepad++. No need to get all UNIX over it.



Replace that with a "-", then do the same for the other 3 strings.

I don't know if the whole string will make it into the comment or if some of it will get parsed out to nothingness, but just make sure you get the source and the alt source and the connected tags.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 23, 2018 12:54 AM (pvjTE)

655 ...Y5, would be very entertaining to see the reactions of the Thousands Standing Around (TSA) to an artillery round put through screening.


Posted by: rhomboid




You'd have to set the fuze for a 1 second delay, so the round could penetrate the terminal's roof and ceiling structure, before detonating in the screening area.

Oh, you meant CARRYING the round?

Nevermind



/emilylitella



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 23, 2018 12:54 AM (QzJWU)

656 Heh. Took out the whole string.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 23, 2018 12:56 AM (pvjTE)

657 G'nite, o' Weasel of Slapitude.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 23, 2018 12:56 AM (QzJWU)

658 Good night, everyone!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 23, 2018 12:57 AM (wSC8T)

659 'Conservative columnist George Will is making the argument to vote against Republicans in the upcoming midterm elections.'

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 23, 2018 12:58 AM (6FqZa)

660 I expected to see a test pattern with Senator Warren's head when I stopped by here.

Posted by: Roy at June 23, 2018 01:02 AM (ABjxW)

661 'Conservative columnist George Will is making the argument to vote against Republicans in the upcoming midterm elections.'
Posted by: boulder t'hobo
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Will has become increasingly unhinged.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2018 01:04 AM (nhAAH)

662 Conservative columnist George Will is making the argument to vote against Republicans in the upcoming midterm elections.'
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 23, 2018 12:58 AM (6FqZa)

Bowtie wearer!!

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 23, 2018 01:05 AM (KeRzR)

663 we had an M-88 break a track pin on the Burma Road, coming back to Club Bob from Hungry Lizard. (late 90's)

headed south, and the break being on the right hand side, they trundled off the track, then took a sharp right hand turn.

fortunately for them, they were south of the dam at that point, or all anyone would have seen was the track, a scrape mark on the embankment, and a thin sheen of DF-2 on the surface of the lake.

since they had been about 100 meters south of the crest, what happened was they made a sudden right turn, started down at an angle, and then, because G*d looks after drunks, fools and Cav Troopers (who qualify under both labels) they hit an outcrop that sent them on a path straight down the slope. had that *not* happened, they likely would have rolled their way down, over and over in the sideways aspect, killing both troopers.

instead, after what must have been an incredible "oh shit" ride, they came to rest in the former riverbed, right side up, with only minor bruises and contusions.

after sorting themselves out, they walked over to the nearest house, and called Club Bob. apparently, it all happened so fast, they didn't even have time to shit themselves, although, if memory serves, much alcohol was consumed shortly there after.

IIRC, the ARV was written off, for hull damage, broken mounts, etc...

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 23, 2018 01:06 AM (XTrNh)

664 Nite PW, and everyone else I missed.

Sleep well, stay sane, love life. Laugh often.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 23, 2018 01:06 AM (KeRzR)

665 Nite PW

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 23, 2018 01:06 AM (mgqr3)

666 Whew

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 23, 2018 01:06 AM (mgqr3)

667 ...or not...

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 23, 2018 01:06 AM (mgqr3)

668 If you don't love baseball you are a commie.

Posted by: Jorge Will at June 23, 2018 01:09 AM (IqV8l)

669 If you don't love baseball you are a commie.

Posted by: Jorge Will
------------
If you wear blue jeans, you shouldn't be allowed to vote.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2018 01:10 AM (rYk7m)

670 So everything Will has pretended to believe and support forever ...... just doesn't suit him all of a sudden?


Loves the Iran debacle (JCPOA)?
Loves the Nork nuke program?
Is fine with passive acceptance of Chinese expansionism?
Misses ISIS?
Wants to cut defense?
Loves O-care?
Wants more authoritarian legislators instead of the sort of judges he claims to have wanted for decades?
Wants to increase taxes?
Wants to see the greatest scandals in US history swept under the rug, as close as we've come to a coup, just ignored?


This is reality. But he'll probably limit himself to vague pretentious generalities based on myths, lies, and distortions.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 23, 2018 01:11 AM (QDnY+)

671 Posted by: redc1c4 at June 23, 2018 01:06 AM (XTrNh)

---

I LOL'd.

And yes, God definitely looks after the foolhardy.

One of many things I don't miss is playing towtruck to the military equivalent to "Hold my beer".

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 23, 2018 01:11 AM (mgqr3)

672 although, if memory serves, much alcohol was consumed shortly there after.
-----------

Did I ever tell you about the time we hit an approach-light tower while landing in thick fog?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2018 01:12 AM (rYk7m)

673 659 'Conservative columnist George Will is making the argument to vote against Republicans in the upcoming midterm elections.'
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 23, 2018 12:58 AM (6FqZa)



Why do I suspect part of it involves immigration from that amnesty loving piece of shit.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 23, 2018 01:12 AM (hmCRY)

674 now is a good time MH.

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 23, 2018 01:14 AM (XTrNh)

675 Need to compile a roster, here.

Let's call it "Cicero's List". (no disrespect to the commenter of the same nic.)

The name so chosen, in regards to the actual Cicero's admonishment as to the dangers of a traitor within one's midst, vs. an easily identifiable enemy without the gates.

What might be the purpose of a Cicero's list, you ask?

Simple.

So those in the nearest geographic proximity to the persons named thereon, may have a sense of purpose and direction should the burning times actually ignite, and the balloon ascend, as it were.

This list would also qualify as a Boarding Pass for one free flight aboard Air Pinochet.

The Morons and 'Ettes in the D.C. are going to be very, very busy, should that in fact, occur.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 23, 2018 01:14 AM (QzJWU)

676 I'm back.

I'm at the secret COBs other ball MoMee. Sorry, haven't been around.

I fixed the margins at 220.

I hope y'all enjoyed the different ONT. sometimes I think I try too hard. It didn't actually take more time then a typical ONT, but it was damn....meticulous to do. I had a HTML line for each of the 4 symbols, and I had to cut and paste them individually, one after the other, in the correct order. The message is "TONIGHT'S ONT IS A CYPHER. IF YOU CAN READ IT, DON'T LET ON, TELL EVERYONE THAT IT SAYS "POOP"."

I guess I made a typo, according to some of the comments. I'm not going to try to track it down. In order for the message to display properly (as opposed to a long string of single pictographs rendering vertically, one pic per line), I had to write each IMG command back to back to back. The thread is a giant lump of code. I'm NOT going to try and find the typo in that much less fix it.

I hope you enjoyed it. If not, too bad, I'm just trying to keep it interesting.

I'm off to bed now.

'Nite

Posted by: Weirddave at June 23, 2018 01:15 AM (9Uj9z)

677 382 and 395 need to be fixed as well

Posted by: Buzzion at June 23, 2018 01:16 AM (hmCRY)

678 659 'Conservative columnist George Will is making the argument to vote against Republicans in the upcoming midterm elections.'
Posted by: boulder t'hobo



Establishment cuck, screams at clouds.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 23, 2018 01:19 AM (HCqAo)

679

It's one, two, three strikes you're out
At the old ballgame

Posted by: Jorge Will at June 23, 2018 01:22 AM (IqV8l)

680 niters WD!

ONT fits you to a 'T', as always.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 23, 2018 01:22 AM (mgqr3)

681 id I ever tell you about the time we hit an approach-light tower while landing in thick fog?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2018 01:12 AM (rYk7m)---
is it anything like my 30th B-day story where i almost died in a Huey flying back from Palm Springs holding a trash bag full of urine samples, because of a wind storm?

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 23, 2018 01:24 AM (XTrNh)

682 Vinnie Paul is dead. That sucks.

https://tinyurl.com/y72uyc2t

Posted by: Whatever (not Ever) at June 23, 2018 01:28 AM (sXefu)

683 i almost died in a Huey flying back from Palm Springs holding a trash bag full of urine samples, because of a wind storm?

---

Okay.

I have a few questions.

Well, only one actually.

Why were urine samples in a trash bag?

I ask this because once upon a time, I had the wonderful additional duty of being the unit's urinalysis NCO.

Boxed up, yes.

Trash bag? No.

BTW, glad you're still among us.

That would have been a pissy way to die...

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 23, 2018 01:30 AM (mgqr3)

684 Really, a piss-poor way to die at that.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 23, 2018 01:31 AM (mgqr3)

Posted by: Kindltot at June 23, 2018 01:32 AM (2K6fY)

686 clearly I am not among the thinking tonight.


Posted by: Kindltot at June 23, 2018 01:33 AM (2K6fY)

687 WTF ONT is this?!?!?!?!?

Posted by: The Man from Athens at June 23, 2018 01:33 AM (QMwOT)

688 673 659 'Conservative columnist George Will is making the argument to vote against Republicans in the upcoming midterm elections.'
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 23, 2018 12:58 AM (6FqZa)



Why do I suspect part of it involves immigration from that amnesty loving piece of shit.
Posted by: Buzzion at June 23, 2018 01:12 AM (hmCRY)

When is someone gonna shove a Libtard's dick in Will's mouth and call it good?

Posted by: The Man from Athens at June 23, 2018 01:35 AM (QMwOT)

689 lol

The kind that ticks 'rons off like yourself, perhaps?

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 23, 2018 01:35 AM (mgqr3)

690 What did you want, some long discussion on Marx as a ground breaking economist?

We had a secret message about poop. I call that a win.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 23, 2018 01:36 AM (2K6fY)

691 SMH, you sound like things are going better for you. Did you suspect that was going to happen?

Posted by: Kindltot at June 23, 2018 01:37 AM (2K6fY)

692 "It says GOLDEN SHOWERS in Russian!" -- Christopher Steele

Posted by: ShainS at June 23, 2018 01:37 AM (BiLU+)

693 Frog march Will, Krystal, P.J. O'Rourke and several others down to the County Registrar's Office, and make 'em change their party affiliation to Democrat, right there, right then.

Let's make official that which we all already know.

And then publicize the hell out of the fact that they're now batting for the other side, and not just in the bathhouse, IWKWIM.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 23, 2018 01:38 AM (QzJWU)

694 Send the illegals to Gitmo.
That way if they escape they can suck on Fidel's brother's tit. Payback for the Mario boat lift of the '80's.

As for the Middle Easterners still there . . . . get a rope.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at June 23, 2018 01:39 AM (QMwOT)

695 691 SMH, you sound like things are going better for you. Did you suspect that was going to happen?
Posted by: Kindltot at June 23, 2018 01:37 AM (2K6fY)

---

Remarrying the ex?
No, can't say that I expected that.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 23, 2018 01:40 AM (mgqr3)

696 well, it would have been a pissy way to go but technically he would have had a wealth of piss.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2018 01:40 AM (MTjB1)

697 you sound like things are going better for you. Did you suspect that was going to happen?
Posted by: Kindltot at June




you mean did she expect thing to go worse?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2018 01:41 AM (MTjB1)

698 ...well, it would have been a pissy way to go but technically he would have had a wealth of piss.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2018 01:40 AM (MTjB1)




He would have died in a state of perfect Zen.

Being both pissed off, and pissed on.

Grasshoppah.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 23, 2018 01:42 AM (QzJWU)

699 All this Klein bottle talk reminds me that I meant to buy one of these glass models for my old man:

http://www.kleinbottle.com/index.htm

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 23, 2018 01:44 AM (UiRxW)

700 If you are happy, SMH, good for you.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 23, 2018 01:44 AM (2K6fY)

701 All the PDT-hating republican talking heads are fast realizing that PDT is putting them out of jobs and the only one of them that can do anything else to make the cash is PJ; he used to be pretty good at writing comedy.

Eh, fuck'em. You make your crap sandwich, you eat your crap sandwich and you like it!

Posted by: The Man from Athens at June 23, 2018 01:44 AM (QMwOT)

702 true that, y5.

He would've been piss poor afterwards...

Which in the grand scheme of things, would rank pretty low on his give-a-sh*t-0-meter at that moment.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 23, 2018 01:45 AM (mgqr3)

703 Off to get a Philly, a Rum-and-Coke and some ice water.

Chow

Posted by: The Man from Athens at June 23, 2018 01:47 AM (QMwOT)

704 Funnily enough, I am kindltot.

The G-babies brought the two of us together.

The Lord definitely works in almost cliche-ish ways...

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 23, 2018 01:48 AM (mgqr3)

705 An ONT without content is like a Prince concert without When Doves Cry
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2018 10:13 PM (lSrgA)

Bimf! When two doves collide.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2018 01:57 AM (a2xQ5)

706 long story. (aren't they all?)

late 80s, someone decided *something* needed to be done about the mass transit corridors on the CA-Mexico border.

"hey the ARNG has has bodies and kewl shit, let's get them to play!"

so a buncha idiots show up at Lost Al, then are immediately sent to the derp desert on LP/OPs. (Division LRSU (LRRP) etc)

couple days later, results start coming back positive, or at least "meh".

leadershit freaks, pulls everyone from their deployment, and demands new piss tests.

now, troops had been out in BFE, 20 miles from nowhere, having humped in from their drop off point, with *everything* they were going to need on their backs. and they hauled everything out too, to include solid bodily waste. (the OP's were treated as a war time event, given the nature of who was being observed.)




Posted by: redc1c4 at June 23, 2018 01:58 AM (XTrNh)

707 now is a good time MH.
Posted by: redc1c4
--------

Old story, it's late, and I'm headed for the rack. I'll tell it again some time.

Before I leave, I'll mention lunch today with several people, one a screaming liberal older lady. She ranted on and on about what an ogre Trump is for tearing children from their parents arms.

I asked her where she gets her news. NPR. Well, of course. I first pointed out that that this has gone on for years, and the question she ought to be asking herself is "Why is this suddenly the issue that the media are covering non-stop?"

I then suggested that it was purely political, and is intended to smother the Congressional hearings.

Her answer? "What Congressional hearings?"

Good night all.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2018 02:03 AM (I83yK)

708 Whenever troops came off R&R and returned to the sandbox, per unit SOP, they had to see me first as soon as they signed back into the unit.

Some would pop hot on coke.

To pop hot on coke means you had to have did a line or whatever before or during the flight back to Iraq.

If they thought they would get sent back to the world, they were sadly mistaken.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 23, 2018 02:06 AM (mgqr3)

709 https://tinyurl.com/yd864dlz
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2018 10:38 PM (ptqGC)

Classy as a fart in church.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2018 02:11 AM (a2xQ5)

710 Sorry I'm so late to the ONT, I had to poop.

Posted by: Surfperch at June 23, 2018 02:18 AM (CRwSV)

711 Sorry I'm so late to the ONT, I had to poop.

Posted by: Surfperch at June 23, 2018 02:18 AM (CRwSV)




Yeah, but who gives a shit?


j/k



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, Tx


*break*

Off to the snoozer, now. Hasta la nite nite, Horde!

Posted by: Jim at June 23, 2018 02:22 AM (QzJWU)

712 I then suggested that it was purely political, and is intended to smother the Congressional hearings.

Her answer? "What Congressional hearings?"

Good night all.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2018 02:03 AM (I83yK)

What Hearing!?! We're constantly having hearings! Wake up Lady!

Posted by: The Joint Congressional Committee on Having Endless Hearings at June 23, 2018 02:24 AM (CRwSV)

713 'Night Jim and Mike Hammer.

Posted by: Surfperch at June 23, 2018 02:25 AM (CRwSV)

714 What Hearing!?! We're constantly having hearings! Wake up Lady!
Posted by: The Joint Congressional Committee on Having Endless Hearings at June 23, 2018 02:24 AM (CRwSV)



You are all out of order!! We have not yet completed our Endless Hearings!!

Posted by: Sub Congressional Committe to have a Committee for Endless Hearings at June 23, 2018 02:33 AM (HCqAo)

715 Good night/morning/ets horde

Posted by: TickledPink at June 23, 2018 02:35 AM (TL2pK)

716 {peeks in}

{tumble weed blows by}

Quiet here. Too quiet.

{looks around suspiciously}

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 23, 2018 02:44 AM (HCqAo)

717 no audience, no story...


besides, i've told it before

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 23, 2018 02:47 AM (XTrNh)

718 >>>2 First
Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2018 10:05 PM (pHfeF)

I think it's the real Skip. He's often near first on the ONT, and then comes back on in the morning.

Posted by: m at June 23, 2018 02:54 AM (/TzhX)

719 what do you call a guy without limbs being towed behind a ski boat at a high rate of speed?
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 22, 2018 11:32 PM (MTjB1)

SKIP!
Posted by: DR.WTF? at June 22, 2018 11:32 PM

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs...

on the wall? Art
onstage? Mike
at the front door? Matt
on the toilet? John
in the ocean? Bob
being attacked by a tiger? Claude
in a pile of leaves? Russell

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 23, 2018 02:55 AM (2NqXo)

720 Well, Good Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2018 02:56 AM (a2xQ5)

721 no audience, no story...


besides, i've told it before
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 23, 2018 02:47 AM (XTrNh)

That comment reminded me if this (my advance apologies):

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cTBx-hHf4BE

Posted by: Surfperch at June 23, 2018 02:56 AM (CRwSV)

722 Goodnight AOP.

Posted by: Surfperch at June 23, 2018 02:57 AM (CRwSV)

723 You are all out of order!! We have not yet completed our Endless Hearings!!

Posted by: Sub Congressional Committe to have a Committee for Endless Hearings at June 23, 2018 02:33 AM (HCqAo)


Featuring Miss Lindsey as the chairbottom of that sub committee.

Posted by: RickZ at June 23, 2018 03:00 AM (8lsuS)

724 Rocket Lab scrubbed for tonight, which is good because I fell asleep during the hold and would have missed it.

The rocket was fine; the problem was with a tracking dish in the Chatham Islands south of New Zealand. The next launch attempt will be Sunday night US time.

Posted by: rickl at June 23, 2018 03:07 AM (sdi6R)

725 Rocket Lab is so cool. Dogs in space!

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 23, 2018 03:18 AM (2NqXo)

726 203 Here's the FBI agent who called us all "retarded POS":


https://tinyurl.com/yd864dlz
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2018 10:38 PM (ptqGC)


From the looks of it, I'd say she quit washing her hair in protest of Trump's election.

Posted by: rickl at June 23, 2018 03:28 AM (sdi6R)

727 725 Rocket Lab is so cool. Dogs in space!
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 23, 2018 03:18 AM (2NqXo)


Trust me, it's not all it's cracked up to be.

Posted by: Zombie Laika at June 23, 2018 03:29 AM (sdi6R)

728 Checking in from Paris.

Posted by: Igotnothing at June 23, 2018 04:00 AM (him5S)

729 What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs...

on the wall? Art
onstage? Mike
at the front door? Matt
on the toilet? John
in the ocean? Bob
being attacked by a tiger? Claude
in a pile of leaves? Russell

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 23, 2018 02:55 AM (2NqXo)

Sailing over a fence? Homer

Posted by: Cato at June 23, 2018 04:05 AM (wX++C)

730 You know what's sad is that because those FBI agents called him Drumpf people will think they are righteous.

Posted by: blaster at June 23, 2018 04:12 AM (jHrzU)

731 Mornin', Horde.

It's way to early this morning, but I'm off fishing. So it's all good.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 23, 2018 04:44 AM (BAML8)

732 Any of you space geeks no which planet just south of directly overhead is so bright this am?

Good morning by the way

Posted by: weirdflunky at June 23, 2018 05:05 AM (L21cZ)

733 that's the Posleen Invasion precursor...

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 23, 2018 05:10 AM (Nv5N5)

734 that's the Posleen Invasion precursor...
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 23, 2018 05:10 AM (Nv5N5)

Glad I didn't miss that. I heard those douchebags were coming to the do the jobs I wouldn't do too.

Which really isn't too hard to believe because I'm on the lazy end of the relaxation scale.

Posted by: weirdflunky at June 23, 2018 05:14 AM (L21cZ)

735 According to the tv, if I order a chicton for $19.95, they'll send me a cookbook with over 50,000 recipes. They tell me that retail value of the cookbook is over $1,000.

Well hell, I should order two for that kind of deal. I ain't no dummy!

Posted by: weirdflunky at June 23, 2018 05:19 AM (L21cZ)

736 I'm back

Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2018 05:25 AM (pHfeF)

737 Got to look through and see if anyone got it

Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2018 05:27 AM (pHfeF)

738 Got to look through and see if anyone got it
Posted by: Skip

Any winners?

Posted by: Bruce at June 23, 2018 05:31 AM (8ikIW)

739 Last night I napped out watching Horatio Hornblower on TCM so it came to sack out time I was up.

Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2018 05:32 AM (pHfeF)

740 Well the link site is still uncommented

Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2018 05:32 AM (pHfeF)

741 736 I'm back
Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2018 05:25 AM (pHfeF)

Skip, your identity was doubted by several morons; search for "skip" and you'll see!

Posted by: m at June 23, 2018 05:39 AM (/TzhX)

742 Skip, are you aware you blew out the margins for 400 comments? You may hear about it. You can scroll and see the discussions too.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 23, 2018 05:41 AM (KeRzR)

743 Yeah I did what I complain about, I read down the comments.

Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2018 05:43 AM (pHfeF)

744 Is still is not making sense

Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2018 05:46 AM (pHfeF)

745 I whipped to the end of this and got in before 750th. Now off to work. Prodvinutyye tovarishchi!

Posted by: Eromero at June 23, 2018 05:46 AM (zLDYs)

746 I was working most Saturdays up to Memorial Day but we seem to have slowed a bit now. Good thing as I'm still trying to get over a cold. Not sleeping because of ONT puzzles isn't helping.

Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2018 05:51 AM (pHfeF)

747 In before 750 ?

Is that A Thing now ?


'mornin foax !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 23, 2018 05:57 AM (GNCPT)

748 Wonder if Krak is going to be on time.
Let's see.

Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2018 05:59 AM (pHfeF)

749 Krak is NOOD

Posted by: Bruce at June 23, 2018 06:01 AM (8ikIW)

750 I think I slept on my intersectionality. It's all tingly now.

Let's see if this makes any sense after I've had coffee.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 23, 2018 06:02 AM (fZuhk)

751 82 Do they have no bras allowed rule?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 22, 2018 10:16 PM (8O3HH)

Yes, they do. Titties gotta be free.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess

Free titties? Where's the line-up? I think I have a two-for-one coupon.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at June 23, 2018 06:20 AM (IeDO8)

Decompression Thread

Below, some cute animal vids, starting with one sent along by steevy to brighten our moods:

This guy doesn't explain how he wound up with a baby squirrel separated from its mom, which I'd like to know, but the video is great:

I've never thought of the phrase "infested with bears" before, but there's no other way to describe this:

Everyone's seen puppies afraid of a vacuum cleaner, but this one hides in a novel way:

A funny one of cats:

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 08:31 PM




Comments

(Jump to bottom of page)

1 Thanks, Ace!
Tomorrow please make it a Nervous Breakdown thread.

Posted by: ShainS at June 22, 2018 08:24 PM (BiLU+)

2 We thank you Ace.


And...2nd!!

Posted by: AoS Reprobates at June 22, 2018 08:25 PM (KeRzR)

3 I'm just here to see who posts "first."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2018 08:26 PM (lSrgA)

4 Koko says Hi!

I shall call the corgis.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 22, 2018 08:26 PM (KeRzR)

5 Everybody hug your puppy. They say goodbye much too quickly.

Posted by: Ever at June 22, 2018 08:26 PM (QPeHQ)

6 Be careful with that decompression. You don't want to end up with the bends.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2018 08:26 PM (lSrgA)

7 Ahhh! Room!

Posted by: Michael Moore at June 22, 2018 08:27 PM (5jVnA)

8 "Mommy Squirrel finds out her baby is safe Watch what happens next!"

"This guy doesn't explain how he wound up with a baby squirrel separated from its mom, which I'd like to know, but the video is great:"

Ummmm...hate to break the news to everyone, but that's a chipmunk.

Posted by: zombie at June 22, 2018 08:27 PM (c+2jX)

9 Just what I needed. Thanks

Posted by: lin-duh at June 22, 2018 08:27 PM (kufk0)

10 Koko says Hi!

I shall call the corgis.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 22, 2018 08:26 PM (KeRzR)


That wasn't "hi." That was, "what happened to that fuckin' cat?"

In sign language they're similar.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2018 08:28 PM (lSrgA)

11 Why aren't there any MS-13 videos. What? They aren't cute enough animals for ewe?

Posted by: Marooned at June 22, 2018 08:28 PM (8hRlF)

12 I'm just here to see who posts "first."

=

Fine. FIRST !!!!

happy now ??

Posted by: runner at June 22, 2018 08:28 PM (bUjCl)

13 No Yoko?

whew

Posted by: franksalterego at June 22, 2018 08:29 PM (3cq8T)

14 I'm thinking that it might not be very safe to handle a wild rodent.

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 22, 2018 08:29 PM (xPl2J)

15 Fine. FIRST !!!!

happy now ??
Posted by: runner at June 22, 2018 08:28 PM (bUjCl)


*fistbump*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2018 08:29 PM (lSrgA)

16 Everybody hug your puppy.

=

Love dogs !

Posted by: Baracka at June 22, 2018 08:29 PM (bUjCl)

17 >>Ummmm...hate to break the news to everyone, but that's a chipmunk.


Taxonomically speaking, it's a Timber Tiger.

Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2018 08:29 PM (XQQJg)

18 I have some wannabe gangsta cats.

Posted by: fluffy at June 22, 2018 08:30 PM (cHbmY)

19 Decompression? I thought these were all recreational dives, on air.


If I've gotta do decompression, I at least want to be diving the Bikini "atomic fleet" or one of the U-boats off NC.


Posted by: rhomboid at June 22, 2018 08:31 PM (QDnY+)

20 Thanks, Ace, I think we could all use some cute-puppy stress relief after this week.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 22, 2018 08:31 PM (GNCPT)

21 Well, I've never bee to Spain.

Posted by: Three Dog Night at June 22, 2018 08:31 PM (lSrgA)

22 Well hello again everyone. I am mildly intoxicated having indulged in my favorite gin-on-the-rocks-with-an-olive "martini," so don't mind me as I barge in and plump down in a comfy chair.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 22, 2018 08:31 PM (md3fh)

23 I just love puppies. -- Obama the Dog Eater

Posted by: Ruthless at June 22, 2018 08:32 PM (md3fh)

24 I'd like to try one of those red-headed Yolandas.

Posted by: Sen. Geary at June 22, 2018 08:32 PM (lSrgA)

25 That video is why I don't shoot and eat bears.

They are too goofy and fun to watch.

Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2018 08:32 PM (XQQJg)

26 It might just be the nitrogen bubbles fizzing out of solution in my thinkmeat here in this decompression thread, but I love you guys. Also my knees are starting to hurt and I'm getting double vision.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2018 08:32 PM (fZuhk)

27 17 >>Ummmm...hate to break the news to everyone, but that's a chipmunk.

Taxonomically speaking, it's a Timber Tiger.

Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2018 08:29 PM (XQQJg)


Regardless, they're all under the umbrella of "fluffy-tailed rats."

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at June 22, 2018 08:33 PM (NL6wI)

28 Well hello again everyone. I am mildly intoxicated having indulged in my favorite gin-on-the-rocks-with-an-olive "martini," so don't mind me as I barge in and plump down in a comfy chair.
Posted by: Ruthless at June 22, 2018 08:31 PM (md3fh)



Glad you found the thread. The internet is a big place.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2018 08:33 PM (lSrgA)

29 Let's dance nyah!

https://youtu.be/U4n3N6muX70

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at June 22, 2018 08:33 PM (pgJGB)

30 You must not separate the bear family.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 22, 2018 08:33 PM (IqV8l)

31 Goodness that bear video. One momma and 5 cubs? Do they babysit like cows do with the calves? Cuz I thought twins was typical and triplets could happen but quints would be pretty unusual? Or is that just mis-info on my part?

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at June 22, 2018 08:34 PM (eASYU)

32 Taxonomically speaking, it's a Timber Tiger.

Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2018 08:29 PM (XQQJg)




Ooh, here we go with the guy who can speak "Taxonomy."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2018 08:34 PM (lSrgA)

33
*sighs in exasperation*

Pet Thread is on Saturday.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 22, 2018 08:34 PM (QNGqX)

34 you know how you can tell who is reading upthread, and who isn't ??

Posted by: runner at June 22, 2018 08:34 PM (bUjCl)

35 This guy doesn't explain how he wound up with a baby squirrel separated from its mom
____


Trump , you magnificent bastard.

Posted by: canned hate at June 22, 2018 08:34 PM (HkF2/)

36 Has Trump ever had a pet?

Posted by: Mark Fields at June 22, 2018 08:34 PM (TLUeS)

37 from the other thread, I got the idea that Tom Arnold was kinda takin' the piss about the whole Michael Cohen thing.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 22, 2018 08:35 PM (FOPyv)

38 Holy crap those bears!

Outside = bad.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around only winged by Fenelon. at June 22, 2018 08:35 PM (dEQP3)

39 Taxonomically speaking, it's a Timber Tiger.



Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2018 08:29 PM (XQQJg)

But do you know the proper binomial nomenclature?

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 22, 2018 08:35 PM (xPl2J)

40 So this is a kind of Golden Corral critter du jour thread? Cool. I vote for the bear. I like bears. Had a teddy version as a kidlet and miss him dearly. Liked to hug it, until it split open and turned out to be full of cotton instead of yummy bear meat. Great disappointment for a small child.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 22, 2018 08:35 PM (md3fh)

41
Looks like the deafness in my left ear is permanent. Life is cruel.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 22, 2018 08:35 PM (QNGqX)

42 >> One momma and 5 cubs? Do they babysit like cows do with the calves? Cuz I thought twins was typical and triplets could happen but quints would be pretty unusual?


No, they usually do not let cubs mix.

Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2018 08:36 PM (XQQJg)

43 I can't relax. I still have another hour and a half of customers' bitching at me. Providing internet is not a fun job.

Posted by: notsothoreau at June 22, 2018 08:36 PM (JKNZq)

44 Has Trump ever had a pet?

=

no, and this disqualifies him form owning one. ever.

Posted by: runner at June 22, 2018 08:36 PM (bUjCl)

45 Golden Retriever puppies are the cutest things on the planet. Not the smartest but the cutest.

They are the teenage blond hotties of the dog world and you can have one without going to jail..

Posted by: JackStraw at June 22, 2018 08:36 PM (/tuJf)

46 I love bears, but word to the wise, they will always betray you.

Posted by: Timothy Treadwell at June 22, 2018 08:36 PM (lSrgA)

47 Below, some cute animal vids, starting with one sent along by steevy to brighten our moods:

--Isn't that what the Pet Thread is for?

Posted by: logprof at June 22, 2018 08:36 PM (e7oj4)

48 People need to stop putting stuff on tables.

Posted by: Asshole Cat at June 22, 2018 08:36 PM (+lOpA)

49 And with the first pick of the NHL draft, the Buffalo Sabres select Rasmus Dahlin.

Posted by: Ann at June 22, 2018 08:37 PM (e59uY)

50 Willowed:

I'm still looking forward to Rocket Lab's launch tonight, but it's been delayed to 10:27 pm EDT.

Their first test flight in May 2017, called "It's a Test", failed to reach orbit.

Their second test flight in January 2018, called "Still Testing", was a complete success and was the first rocket launched from New Zealand to put satellites into orbit.

Tonight is their first operational flight with paying satellite customers. It's called "It's Business Time".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqZcYPEszN8

Posted by: rickl at June 22, 2018 08:37 PM (sdi6R)

51 And with the first pick of the NHL draft, the Buffalo Sabres select Rasmus Dahlin.


I loved him in Song of the South.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2018 08:37 PM (lSrgA)

52 from the other thread, I got the idea that Tom Arnold was kinda takin' the piss about the whole Michael Cohen thing.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 22, 2018 08:35 PM (FOPyv)



Yeah, but that's not stopping Yahoo from running it wall to wall of Arnold and Cohen "taking down Trump". They also have a story about how the Time Magazine cover REALLY gives it to Trump. Yahoo is beyond a pathetic joke

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 22, 2018 08:38 PM (SiINZ)

53 God bless goldens.

https://youtu.be/5iTTNRE-njM

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around only winged by Fenelon. at June 22, 2018 08:38 PM (dEQP3)

54 Holy crap those bears!

Outside = bad.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around only winged by Fenelon. at June 22, 2018 08:35 PM (dEQP3)

--------

Black Bears = OK, just keep your distance and don't go near cubs

Brown Bears = GTFO as quietly and as quickly as possible

Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 22, 2018 08:38 PM (I16G8)

55 Decompression is good, right?

Posted by: Liberals launched into space at June 22, 2018 08:38 PM (Tyii7)

56 Geeze, Ace is stomping the pet thread a day and a half early.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2018 08:38 PM (Ph+K+)

57 Bears are not fun in Alaska. Coworker at Wally World has a son in Alaska.

Apparently one guy on a hiking trail got mauled and killed by a bear. When he was reported missing they used his cellphone to find him. One of the rescuers got mauled also since the bear was guarding its kill.

Sometimes that Circle of Life stuff can be a real killer.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at June 22, 2018 08:38 PM (pgJGB)

58 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2018 08:37 PM (lSrgA)

Try saying his name three times fast... yikes...

Posted by: Ann at June 22, 2018 08:39 PM (e59uY)

59 aaand Polar Bears ??

Posted by: runner at June 22, 2018 08:39 PM (bUjCl)

60 Black Bears = OK, just keep your distance and don't go near cubs

Brown Bears = GTFO as quietly and as quickly as possible
Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 22, 2018 08:38 PM (I16G



This sounds a lot like profiling.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2018 08:39 PM (lSrgA)

61 >>But do you know the proper binomial nomenclature?


No. But after they complete their Cocoon / Chrysalis stage they emerge as Bengal Tigers.

Nature is truly miraculous.

Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2018 08:39 PM (XQQJg)

62 >> That wasn't "hi." That was, "what happened to that fuckin' cat?"

No, it was "Give me mouth nipple!" Koko had a fetish.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 22, 2018 08:39 PM (8O3HH)

63 I loved him in Song of the South.

And he was particularly good in Spaceballs.

Posted by: Liberals launched into space at June 22, 2018 08:39 PM (Tyii7)

64 Way back when I lived in Portland, I had a litter of golden retriever puppies escape. I had to chase them around the neighborhood because they split up in groups of 2 and 3. I hope people thought they were cute because they ran through several gardens.

Posted by: notsothoreau at June 22, 2018 08:40 PM (JKNZq)

65 I was kind of hoping for a gainzz thread for the break from the MBM hysteria. Not that I have any gainzz to report. Stupid broken tibia. I went searching for expected healing times and promptly decided they probably don't apply to me cuz of the unique way mine got broken and my low level of pain etc. Cuz it cannot be 4 months to heal. That would just be too crazy.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at June 22, 2018 08:40 PM (eASYU)

66 Shit. I think I've got the bends.

Your balls do hurt when you get the bends, right?

Posted by: andycanuck at June 22, 2018 08:40 PM (Evws/)

67 The lady was teasing the puppy with the vacuum. Then the people who do this wonder why their pets are terrified.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 22, 2018 08:40 PM (2NqXo)

68
One momma and 5 cubs? Do they babysit like cows do with the calves?

I drove by a farm once and saw a cow laying down in the field and there were a dozen or so calves laying down in a circle around her. It looked like story time.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 22, 2018 08:41 PM (IqV8l)

69 aaand Polar Bears ??

Posted by: runner at June 22, 2018 08:39 PM (bUjCl)


They're white so racists

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 22, 2018 08:41 PM (SiINZ)

70 Goldens wouldn't be hard to round up in a neighborhood.

Try catching a couple 2 1/2 Foot Savanah Monitors and get back to be.

Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2018 08:41 PM (XQQJg)

71 Marco Rubio has a small ferret on his head.

Posted by: canned hate at June 22, 2018 08:41 PM (HkF2/)

72 is this the library thread?

Posted by: Spectacaled Bear at June 22, 2018 08:42 PM (m6vV8)

73 Pirate cat-girl dance dance

https://youtu.be/4Q2KNl1MAX8

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at June 22, 2018 08:42 PM (pgJGB)

74
Two Borzoi boys are a team.

Two Borzoi girls are a conspiracy.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 22, 2018 08:42 PM (QNGqX)

75 Black Bears = OK, just keep your distance and don't go near cubs

Brown Bears = GTFO as quietly and as quickly as possible
Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 22, 2018 08:38 PM (I16G


This sounds a lot like profiling.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2018 08:39 PM (lSrgA)

-----------

Yes, yes it is. By someone who barely made it back into their car after a Brown bear encounter.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 22, 2018 08:42 PM (I16G8)

76 Everybody hug your puppy. They say goodbye much too quickly.

Posted by: Ever at June 22, 2018 08:26 PM (QPeHQ)


And your parents, wife, and children, but mostly your pups!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at June 22, 2018 08:43 PM (n9EOP)

77 41
Looks like the deafness in my left ear is permanent. Life is cruel.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 22, 2018 08:35 PM (QNGqX)

Sorry to hear about it. What happened?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 22, 2018 08:43 PM (4ErVI)

78 Goldens are considered dark meat

Posted by: Baraka at June 22, 2018 08:43 PM (e7oj4)

79 Nature is truly miraculous.
Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2018 08:39 PM

You should see the pod people growing in my basement. You'll see them soon enough. All of you will.

Posted by: Blank-faced new neighbor who's kinda strange at June 22, 2018 08:43 PM (2NqXo)

80 Geeze, Ace is stomping the pet thread a day and a half early.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2018 08:38 PM (Ph+K+)


This is the Pre-Thread. Also, Saturday's thread has AoS pets...this doesn't.

Ace's post is like an Amuse-bouche.

Seriously, I can never find enough ways to use Amuse-Bouche. It's a fun word to say.

Amuse-Bouche.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 22, 2018 08:43 PM (KeRzR)

81 Trump made us angry.

Posted by: The Brown Bears at June 22, 2018 08:44 PM (Tyii7)

82 I just got flipped to an Ace page of 3.27.04. To get back I clicked on the usual shortcut. Weird.

Posted by: It's Easy if You Try at June 22, 2018 08:44 PM (jHR08)

83 Everybody hug your puppy. They say goodbye much too quickly.

Posted by: Ever at June 22, 2018 08:26 PM (QPeHQ)



Hermit crabs have an even shorter life span, but on the plus side you're never really sure they're dead.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2018 08:44 PM (lSrgA)

84 Ace: "cute animal vids"

And, so, it has come to this.

Posted by: mindful webworker . at June 22, 2018 08:45 PM (jMD9L)

85 Amuse-Douche.

I think I could work that in to convos about Justin Trudeau.

He is such a amuse-douche.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 22, 2018 08:46 PM (KeRzR)

86 Nature is truly miraculous.
_______

Oi, yeah, it's fooking GREAT!

Posted by: a platypus at June 22, 2018 08:46 PM (HkF2/)

87 Ummmm...hate to break the news to everyone, but that's a chipmunk.

Posted by: zombie


So... A type of weasel then.

I just learned yesterday that 2 bears have been spotted within a couple of miles of my house. Grrrrreat. Something else, outside, that wants to eat me.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 22, 2018 08:46 PM (MQ2up)

88 Chimpmunks are squirrels?

Posted by: eleven at June 22, 2018 08:47 PM (+lOpA)

89 Decompression Thread?

WTF, it's like i don't even know you people anymore...

what's next, Horde approved "Safe Spaces"?


Posted by: redc1c4 at June 22, 2018 08:47 PM (XTrNh)

90 Cicero, do you ever go out to San Clemente Island? Anchor in the Pyramid Cove area, when it's open to recreational boaters?


Friend sold his cruising catamaran a few years ago, tragically. It was an overnight motor from SD. But what a great place. Fish practically jumping in the boat sometimes, the stars, the quiet - and the occasional low-flying F-18s and special boat activity with SEALS visible not far away.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 22, 2018 08:47 PM (QDnY+)

91 I just learned yesterday that 2 bears have been spotted within a couple of miles of my house.


It may not be so bad. Do they have a vehicle?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2018 08:48 PM (lSrgA)

92 Twice is a trend.

Ace worried about the talk around here again ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 22, 2018 08:48 PM (fiGNd)

93 Nature is truly miraculous.
_______

Oi, yeah, it's fooking GREAT!
Posted by: a platypus at June 22, 2018 08:46 PM (HkF2/)


Maybe don't make your nic so close to mine. Mmm-kay?

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 22, 2018 08:48 PM (KeRzR)

94 This guy doesn't explain how he wound up with a baby squirrel separated from its mom, which I'd like to know




Trump separated them because he's Hitler even in the animal world

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 22, 2018 08:49 PM (SiINZ)

95 92 Twice is a trend.

Ace worried about the talk around here again ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 22, 2018 08:48 PM (fiGNd)

I figure Ace is feeling what I think everyone else is feeling and that is something bad is coming.

I know I'm feeling it. I've seen others say it here as well.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 22, 2018 08:49 PM (4ErVI)

96 Has Trump ever had a pet?
Posted by: Mark Fields at June 22, 2018 08:34 PM

I believe his name is Marco. Teacup chihuahua.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 22, 2018 08:49 PM (2NqXo)

97 Ace: "cute animal vids"

And, so, it has come to this.

Posted by: mindful webworker . at June 22, 2018 08:45 PM (jMD9L)


I'm hoping this is the deception thread to discourage those who wandered by looking for new sites to troll!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at June 22, 2018 08:50 PM (n9EOP)

98 A couple of night's ago there was a thread(I missed) where people were discussing.

"Infinity War" part 2 or whatever it'll be called.

And someone mentioned that maybe not all of the heroes will be restored to life.

I think that's essentially right but not quite on point.

Even Marvel has said this is the culmination of their first iteration of the Marvel Universe....So-

in order to get their SJW versions on board for future movies, I think-

this will be Marvel's version of DC's "Flashpoint".

"Flashpoint" is essentially the story of Flash traveling to the past to save his mother and that screws up everything. He's no longer the Flash, Superman is an near autistic weenie alien kept under gov't seal, etc, etc.

My guess is that Thanos will demand a price for restoring the Universe or perhaps can't truly restore the Universe and the heroes will be replaced in this timeline by alternative SJW heroes.

With Captain Marvel as the new leader.

Pretty sure that's the future of the series.

YMMV.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 22, 2018 08:50 PM (9q7Dl)

99 Koko says Hi!


I would expect Koko to be saying "Braaaainzzzz".

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 22, 2018 08:50 PM (yQpMk)

100 oh yeah, and Thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 22, 2018 08:50 PM (XTrNh)

101 what's next, Horde approved "Safe Spaces"?


Posted by: redc1c4 at June 22, 2018 08:47 PM (XTrNh)


Heh.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 22, 2018 08:50 PM (KeRzR)

102 We need Darth Chipmunk to clarify things.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at June 22, 2018 08:50 PM (pgJGB)

103 Chimpmunks are squirrels?

=

that is very good question. raises another, are gophers squirrels ?

Posted by: runner at June 22, 2018 08:50 PM (bUjCl)

104 Cicero, do you ever go out to San Clemente Island? Anchor in the Pyramid Cove area, when it's open to recreational boaters?

Um, no.

HOWEVER, I have had several (4) boats based in Dana Point Harbor and I used to go over to Catalina occasionally. Does that count?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2018 08:50 PM (lSrgA)

105 That farmer is stealing our carrots!

Posted by: Chip & Dale at June 22, 2018 08:51 PM (2NqXo)

106 redc1c4, Jim did tell you that my place is a horse farm not a gun range.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2018 08:51 PM (Ph+K+)

107 I mowed my yard for relaxation. 1.5 hours of motorized meditation. The allergy attack afterwards isn't as much fun but we make sacrifices don't we? My boy spawn introduced me to a new (to me) show.. Sherlock. Hadn't heard of this and I really do like the Sherlock Holmes books and the movies. Think I shall go watch some more of this modern day detective.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 22, 2018 08:51 PM (myjNJ)

108 The fat cat coming through the pet door made me laugh. That is the fattest cat I've ever seen.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2018 08:51 PM (O5K3f)

109 You know, steak juice is delicious.

I wonder if you could use it in a manhattan-like cocktail.


Hmmmmmm.....

Posted by: naturalfake at June 22, 2018 08:52 PM (9q7Dl)

110 Has Trump ever had a pet?
Posted by: Mark Fields at June 22, 2018 08:34 PM

I believe his name is Marco. Teacup chihuahua.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 22, 2018 08:49 PM (2NqXo)



I would be so disappointed to learn that he didn't have miniature giraffes.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 22, 2018 08:52 PM (yQpMk)

111 I like decompression.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 22, 2018 08:52 PM (iTpm7)

112 Has anyone seen the new Jurassic movie?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at June 22, 2018 08:52 PM (pgJGB)

113 I like decompression.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 22, 2018 08:52 PM (iTpm7)


Just take it slow, trust me.

Posted by: Byford Dolphin at June 22, 2018 08:52 PM (fZuhk)

114 65 I was kind of hoping for a gainzz thread for the break from the MBM hysteria. Not that I have any gainzz to report. Stupid broken tibia. I went searching for expected healing times and promptly decided they probably don't apply to me cuz of the unique way mine got broken and my low level of pain etc. Cuz it cannot be 4 months to heal. That would just be too crazy.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable


Mine is at just over 4 months now; tibia-fibula fracture. I have most of my range of motion, still some soreness, but I'm going golfing tomorrow.

Which is how I broke it in the first place.

At 29*2 + some years, doc said it would be about 80% healed within 3 months.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 22, 2018 08:52 PM (MQ2up)

115 My boy spawn introduced me to a new (to me) show.. Sherlock

=

the Uk version? Cumberbun or Cumberbatch or something ?

Posted by: runner at June 22, 2018 08:53 PM (bUjCl)

116 Posted by: ScoggDog at June 22, 2018 08:48 PM (fiGNd)

I figure Ace is feeling what I think everyone else is feeling and that is something bad is coming.

I know I'm feeling it. I've seen others say it here as well.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 22, 2018 08:49 PM (4ErVI)


Meh ... in the immortal words of Hank Williams Jr -

- if it will it will, and if it won't it won't.

Peeps - as much as I talk about it - don't warp yourselves about it. If you're worried - lay in some groceries and a gun. Some ammo. Whatever.

And if you don't believe it - seriously - just ignore silly fuckers like me.

All you got is the time you got. Spend it as you will.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 22, 2018 08:53 PM (fiGNd)

117
See the latest in soyboy fashion:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yanf87nt

I'm sure Egg McMuffin and Bill Kristol will get
matching pairs of these.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 22, 2018 08:53 PM (8O3HH)

118
Maybe don't make your nic so close to mine. Mmm-kay?

Posted by: platypus, gg channel

---------
Beck off, Sheila!
'Ees TAKEN !

Posted by: lady platypus at June 22, 2018 08:53 PM (HkF2/)

119 Hey, mutha! Give me the marshmallows! I saw the whole bag, mutha, don't pretend!

Posted by: a brown bear at June 22, 2018 08:54 PM (Evws/)

120 Ace: "cute animal vids"

And, so, it has come to this.

Posted by: mindful webworker . at June 22, 2018 08:45 PM

Be thankful it's not Star Wars again.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 22, 2018 08:54 PM (2NqXo)

121 Cumberbatch

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 22, 2018 08:55 PM (myjNJ)

122 I thought Rompers were the latest Soy-boi fashion?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at June 22, 2018 08:55 PM (pgJGB)

123 President Trump's pet? Why a honey badger of course. Carries him around in his jock.

Posted by: Eromero at June 22, 2018 08:56 PM (zLDYs)

124 I just want the bad things to hold off for a couple of months to get this house sold. Then I can retire and I'll be in a lot better shape to handle whatever is coming.

Posted by: notsothoreau at June 22, 2018 08:56 PM (JKNZq)

125 >>ine is at just over 4 months now; tibia-fibula fracture. I have most of my range of motion, still some soreness, but I'm going golfing tomorrow.

>>Which is how I broke it in the first place.

You broke your leg playing golf? You play it differently than I do.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 22, 2018 08:56 PM (/tuJf)

126 Cicero, no, that doesn't count. Catalina can be great for various things, but San Clemente is different. Obviously you don't go ashore. But it's pretty much deserted, and just feels a lot more remote than Catalina. Certainly far less boating and fishing going on - almost none - so it's pretty much untouched in that way.


Was just curious.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 22, 2018 08:56 PM (QDnY+)

127
HOWEVER, I have had several (4) boats based in Dana Point Harbor and I used to go over to Catalina occasionally. Does that count?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)


Did you see Cathy Areu?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 22, 2018 08:56 PM (IqV8l)

128 23 I just love puppies. -- Obama the Dog Eater.


Kind of like veal, you know.

Posted by: Barky at June 22, 2018 08:56 PM (UsCnO)

129 Long day.

and now I've seen 2 platypii.

Posted by: JT at June 22, 2018 08:56 PM (tjpNT)

130 Five-striped palm squirrel (Funambulus pennantii)

Posted by: MikeinJersey at June 22, 2018 08:56 PM (sjsue)

131 Off to watch Barney Miller.

Later.....

Posted by: JT at June 22, 2018 08:57 PM (tjpNT)

132 >> Funambulus pennantii

Sounds kinky.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 22, 2018 08:58 PM (8O3HH)

133 Worth noting that Trump lacks experience in manufacturing and agriculture, and pet-owning.

Posted by: Idiot from this morning at June 22, 2018 08:58 PM (QDnY+)

134 Five-striped palm squirrel


That sounds like a euphemism. IYKWIMAITYD.


Posted by: naturalfake at June 22, 2018 08:58 PM (9q7Dl)

135 All you got is the time you got. Spend it as you will.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 22, 2018 08:53 PM (fiGNd)


NOW is the only time you can control, use it wisely grasshopper!

Posted by: Hrothgar Aurelius at June 22, 2018 08:58 PM (n9EOP)

136 Cumberbatch
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 22, 2018 08:55 PM (myjNJ)

started off well, then..well you will get a chance to see for yourself. it was an interesting concept. of course US did it's own modernization with Elementary. Have you seen that ?

Posted by: runner at June 22, 2018 08:58 PM (bUjCl)

137 Be thankful it's not Star Wars again.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 22, 2018 08:54 PM (2NqXo)

Or a post about humor.

Oh boy those were something back in the day.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 22, 2018 08:58 PM (4ErVI)

138 GnuBreed. Enjoy your golf game. I fell off my horse and he stepped on my ankle. So no stress fracture and no twisted my foot violently. It is only my tibia and not the fibula as well. So far they only have me in a camboot so I'm taking that as a hopeful sign that the break is not severe. No displacement, and not much ligament damage. I have a consult on Wed so I will know more then.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at June 22, 2018 08:58 PM (eASYU)

139 Cool videos!

I remember the one posted some time ago where the old farts were freeing a squirrel they raised up and the hawk or cat came in for dinner.

Good times, good times.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 22, 2018 08:58 PM (EoRCO)

140 Back in the day I used to occasionally tune in the Jim Rome syndicated radio show. The only thing I know about Dana Point is that this whiny liberal douchbage who called himself Trapper used to call from there and spew forth nauseating social justice platitudes. Kept ranting about "thirty pieces of silver". What a cuck.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 22, 2018 08:59 PM (Tyii7)

141 Ferris Bueller is on cable.

One of those fun movies I can always watch.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 22, 2018 08:59 PM (9q7Dl)

142 >>I remember the one posted some time ago where the old farts were freeing a squirrel they raised up and the hawk or cat came in for dinner.


That was awesome.

Birds are dicks and they make no apologies about it.

Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2018 08:59 PM (XQQJg)

143 125 You broke your leg playing golf? You play it differently than I do.

Posted by: JackStraw


America's Got Talent -- Mine is being a klutz.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 22, 2018 08:59 PM (MQ2up)

144 Winners don't need decompression.
Make of that what you will

Posted by: Dick at June 22, 2018 09:00 PM (SRarZ)

145 Worth noting that Trump lacks experience in manufacturing and agriculture, and pet-owning.

Posted by: Idiot from this morning at June 22, 2018 08:58 PM (QDnY+)


I knew there was something about that guy I couldn't trust!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 22, 2018 09:00 PM (n9EOP)

146 Runner. .
No hadn't heard of that one either. Might have to check it out too.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 22, 2018 09:00 PM (myjNJ)

147 Cool videos!

I remember the one posted some time ago where the old farts were freeing a squirrel they raised up and the hawk or cat came in for dinner.

Good times, good times.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 22, 2018 08:58 PM (EoRCO)


Once I got over the shock it was hilarious. It was the cat. Still don't know how it launched itself 6 feet in the air.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 22, 2018 09:00 PM (KeRzR)

148 Next weekend is the 44th annual Black Sheep Gathering in Albany OR. (Until this year, it's been in Eugene. I hate going to Eugene more than Portland). It was started to showcase naturally colored sheep, but they also have rabbits and alpacas. There's a big fleece sale on Saturday as well as a potluck (roast lamb is served). Lots of good vendors and a fiber art show.

Posted by: notsothoreau at June 22, 2018 09:00 PM (JKNZq)

149 I was kind of hoping for a gainzz thread for the break from the MBM hysteria. Not that I have any gainzz to report. Stupid broken tibia. I went searching for expected healing times and promptly decided they probably don't apply to me cuz of the unique way mine got broken and my low level of pain etc. Cuz it cannot be 4 months to heal. That would just be too crazy.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable

Mine is at just over 4 months now; tibia-fibula fracture. I have most of my range of motion, still some soreness, but I'm going golfing tomorrow.

Which is how I broke it in the first place.

At 29*2 + some years, doc said it would be about 80% healed within 3 months.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 22, 2018 08:52 PM

My niece just broke her ankle on a trampoline. There is a thing called Trampoline Ankle. Broke her tibia. Two or more people, not bouncing in sync, coming down is like hitting a hard surface. Might as well jump out a window and land feet first on the sidewalk. She was on crutches for her HS graduation.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 22, 2018 09:01 PM (2NqXo)

150 Yes, still chill.
At a Motel in Buzzards Bay, MA. Tomorrow is graduation day for Junior from Mass Maritime.
I am actually gob-smacked.

Posted by: RI Chill Red at June 22, 2018 09:02 PM (SY1FC)

151 Winners don't need decompression.
Make of that what you will
Posted by: Dick at June 22, 2018 09:00 PM (SRarZ)

But you're a Dick.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2018 09:03 PM (O5K3f)

152 Birds are dicks and they make no apologies about it.
Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2018 08:59 PM (XQQJg)



Hey, we're DINOSAURS.

Fuck you and your laws and expectations!

Posted by: The Birds at June 22, 2018 09:03 PM (9q7Dl)

153 OUCH JuJuBee. I'm glad mine is not the landing hard from a high drop kind of injury, as they sounded like a bigger deal from my brief web searching.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at June 22, 2018 09:03 PM (eASYU)

154 At a Motel in Buzzards Bay, MA. Tomorrow is graduation day for Junior from Mass Maritime.
I am actually gob-smacked.

Posted by: RI Chill Red at June 22, 2018 09:02 PM (SY1FC)


Good on the lot of ya!!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 22, 2018 09:03 PM (n9EOP)

155 Laters peeps! Peace!

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 22, 2018 09:03 PM (myjNJ)

156 Or a post about humor.

Oh boy those were something back in the day.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 22, 2018 08:58 PM

Nothing like a detailed analysis of humor to bring the funny.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 22, 2018 09:03 PM (2NqXo)

157 138 ...No displacement, and not much ligament damage. I have a consult on Wed so I will know more then.

Posted by: PaleRider


Mine required surgery, a rod down the tibia, some nuts and bolts -- Yours sounds much less severe. Still, it's gonna suck for a while.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 22, 2018 09:03 PM (MQ2up)

158 But you're a Dick.

threadwinner

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 22, 2018 09:04 PM (Tyii7)

159 With Captain Marvel as the new leader.

Pretty sure that's the future of the series.

YMMV.
Posted by: naturalfake


As Earnst said, Marvel and Disney misread the reason why BP did well; it wasn't because MUH BLACK ACTAH.

It was a middling to ok action story. Period.

If DisMarv goes hard with the SWJ versions, oh it's going to be so much fun to watch them faceplant again and again.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 22, 2018 09:05 PM (zfrbv)

160 What do people mean, something bad "is going" to happen?


Way I see it, it's happening all the time already.


Yes yes the society as a whole is not responding to the insane malevolent hysteria of the racist authoritarians. In fact it's rejecting it, though mostly in quiet ways.


But it's now acceptable (i.e., little or no penalty or consequences) for the most offensive and idiotic things to be said, even by elected officials. Half or more of the country remains completely un- and mis-informed, because no real press. Cabinet secretaries can be harassed in public - at their homes - and the perps spike the ball in the endzone, they don't apologize or suffer consequences.


CEOs of major companies can say the most absurd things, pander to the most repugnant and extreme hysteria, and it's just ho-hum.


Major incidents aren't that important compared to trends and general conditions. Those are worse than I thought they'd ever be.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 22, 2018 09:05 PM (QDnY+)

161 Posted by: RI Chill Red at June 22, 2018 09:02 PM (SY1FC)

You crusty ol' dog ... good to see ya'. How's thangs ?

Was just talking about you a thread or two ago. All awful.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 22, 2018 09:05 PM (fiGNd)

162 Runner. .
No hadn't heard of that one either. Might have to check it out too.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 22, 2018 09:00 PM (myjNJ)


Johny Lee Miller plays Sherlock (modern version of course). He is a grandson of Bernard Lee who played M in Bond movies. Kind of looks like him a bit.

Posted by: runner at June 22, 2018 09:06 PM (bUjCl)

163 "But you're a Dick"

And?

Posted by: Dick at June 22, 2018 09:06 PM (SRarZ)

164 So...

I was reading a link over at Instpundit about the left turning on the left in Philadelphia. And the article mentioned a group of what sounded like twenty or so people, all carrying megaphones, who stormed an event and started shouting (the usual) accusations at the person being honored at the event. And it got me to thinking...

Megaphones are likely going to be the instrument of choice for the more obnoxious lefties for the foreseeable future. They're lightweight, portable, and allow the user to speak in a way that forces everyone around to listen (whether they want to or not). And if your goal is to disrupt an event, then they're quite good at that.

Is there a way to deal with that in a non-violent (not counting violence started by the obnoxious lefties, of course) fashion? For instance, is there a simple method or device that could be employed to cause embarrassing feedback whenever the lefties tried to use their devices? Ideally, it would be a solution that couldn't be counter-employed against a legitimate speaker (who is likely using a microphone). Is such a thing possible? Is just the first part possible?

I'm curious.

Posted by: junior at June 22, 2018 09:06 PM (/y4g1)

165 This has been a Filmways Presentation, Dahlin.

Posted by: Burger Chef at June 22, 2018 09:07 PM (RuIsu)

166 Wow GnuBreed, you are doing great to be back after 4 months with all that. I'm glad to not need to utilize amazing U.S. orthopedic reconstruction skills.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at June 22, 2018 09:07 PM (eASYU)

167 The problem with the Resistence is they never decompress. It has driven them fvckin' insane. It is eating their brains.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 22, 2018 09:07 PM (KeRzR)

168
Was just curious.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 22, 2018 08:56 PM (QDnY+)

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Now I'm curious. Why would you guess I'm a boater? I've never mentioned boats on the HQ.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2018 09:08 PM (lSrgA)

169 is there a simple method or device that could be employed to cause
embarrassing feedback whenever the lefties tried to use their devices?


A whiff of grapeshot?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 22, 2018 09:08 PM (Tyii7)

170 Major incidents aren't that important compared to trends and general conditions. Those are worse than I thought they'd ever be.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 22, 2018 09:05 PM (QDnY+)


Societal tectonic plates are observably shifting, and what I fear is that when they move it will be sudden, unexpected, and violent!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 22, 2018 09:08 PM (n9EOP)

171 So what exactly does a MoMee involve? Is alcohol consumed? Are meats grilled? Is there ribaldry?

Will I return home scarred for life, or no longer suited for normal Canadian life?

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at June 22, 2018 09:08 PM (nBr1j)

172 The little girls were going to get the police after those bears. Very cute

Posted by: Tuna at June 22, 2018 09:08 PM (jm1YL)

173 OUCH JuJuBee. I'm glad mine is not the landing hard from a high drop kind of injury, as they sounded like a bigger deal from my brief web searching.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at June 22, 2018 09:03 PM

I'm amazed at the way they treat breaks now. When I was four I broke my collarbone. I can still feel how hot the strips of plaster were after they soaked them and applied them. It was like the Medieval Barber from SNL. She's got a boot she can take off for sleeping, showering or going in the pool. But the caveat is, can't put any weight whatsoever on the broken ankle.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 22, 2018 09:08 PM (2NqXo)

174 57 Bears are not fun in Alaska. Coworker at Wally World has a son in Alaska.

When I lived in Alaska a guy I worked with always wore a 45 sidearm while fishing because of the bears. This was not very far out of Anchorage.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 22, 2018 09:09 PM (pMjGG)

175 Johny Lee Miller plays Sherlock (modern version of course). He is a grandson of Bernard Lee who played M in Bond movies. Kind of looks like him a bit.
Posted by: runner at June 22, 2018 09:06 PM (bUjCl)


Another Fun fact: He was Angelina Jolie's first husband.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 22, 2018 09:09 PM (KeRzR)

176 38 Holy crap those bears!

Outside = bad.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around only winged by Fenelon. at June 22, 2018 08:35 PM (dEQP3)

----------------

Tell us about it.

Posted by: Chicago fans who still watch the NFL at June 22, 2018 09:09 PM (WEBkv)

177 Is there a way to deal with that in a non-violent (not counting violence started by the obnoxious lefties, of course) fashion?

=

water cannons

Posted by: runner at June 22, 2018 09:09 PM (bUjCl)

178 Hello everyone. I still love you

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at June 22, 2018 09:09 PM (rNGKx)

179 Posted by: junior at June 22, 2018 09:06 PM (/y4g1)

Wasp spray down the tube!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 22, 2018 09:10 PM (n9EOP)

180 It was the cat. Still don't know how it launched itself 6 feet in the air.
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A catapult. Duh!

Posted by: andycanuck at June 22, 2018 09:10 PM (Evws/)

181 Is such a thing possible? Is just the first part possible?



I'm curious.





Posted by: junior at June 22, 2018 09:06 PM (/y4g1)

Another megaphone, keyed.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at June 22, 2018 09:10 PM (5jVnA)

182 Hey Bluebell.
Check out that score!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 22, 2018 09:10 PM (CVRjO)

183 Dear Lord I just watched the Tom Arnold interview on CNN, it was a hot mess and he seemed high as a kite.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at June 22, 2018 09:10 PM (dKiJG)

184 is there a simple method or device that could be employed to cause embarrassing feedback whenever the lefties tried to use their devices?

Mossberg & Remington both make portable, hand-held devices for just such an application

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 22, 2018 09:10 PM (KCxzN)

185 169 is there a simple method or device that could be employed to cause
embarrassing feedback whenever the lefties tried to use their devices?

A whiff of grapeshot?
Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 22, 2018 09:08 PM (Tyii7)

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I'd like a subscription to your newsletter, sir!

Posted by: Blake - used scripting salesman at June 22, 2018 09:10 PM (WEBkv)

186 Another Fun fact: He was Angelina Jolie's first husband.

==

who wasn't her husband ?

Posted by: runner at June 22, 2018 09:11 PM (bUjCl)

187 170
Societal tectonic plates are observably shifting, and what I fear is that when they move it will be sudden, unexpected, and violent!
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 22, 2018 09:08 PM (n9EOP)


It's like the old saying about bankruptcy: It happens slowly at first, then suddenly.

Posted by: rickl at June 22, 2018 09:11 PM (sdi6R)

188 Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at June 22, 2018 09:08 PM (nBr1j)

Yes!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 22, 2018 09:11 PM (n9EOP)

189 Hello everyone. I still love you
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at June 22, 2018 09:09 PM (rNGKx)

---------

*gives pikachu the once-over*

Whatevz

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2018 09:11 PM (lSrgA)

190 Anybody want pesto gemelli? I think I made too much. It's on the side table, just grab some.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2018 09:11 PM (fZuhk)

191 @159 If DisMarv goes hard with the SWJ versions, oh it's going to be so much fun to watch them faceplant again and again.
--------------------

If Disney goes SJW with Captain Marvel, then it likely won't be anything that they "learned" from Black Panther. Black Panther was released too late into Captain Marvel's production cycle, imo.

As for the current roster of Avengers...

The next movie will likely be the last for Chris Evans. He had a contract for six movies, and he's been in six movies. He's stated that he'll do number seven because he wants the story to finish. But he's been talking for a while about leaving acting and moving over to directing. So it's pretty clear that he wants to move on.

There's been talk for a while about Iron Man. Robert Downey Jr. has been playing the character for quite a while, and there's been repeated discussion about how long he's planning on staying with the franchise. I wouldn't be surprised if he leaves after the next movie as well.

Those aren't Disney decisions. Those are decisions on the parts of the actors.

Posted by: junior at June 22, 2018 09:12 PM (/y4g1)

192 Dear Lord I just watched the Tom Arnold interview on CNN, it was a hot mess and he seemed high as a kite.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at June 22, 2018 09:10 PM (dKiJG)


Wow, they are scraping the bottom of the barrel. That's the best they can do? Kinda says it all.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 22, 2018 09:12 PM (KeRzR)

193 It's like the old saying about bankruptcy: It happens slowly at first, then suddenly.

Posted by: rickl at June 22, 2018 09:11 PM (sdi6R)


I can't be bankrupt, I still have checks!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 22, 2018 09:12 PM (n9EOP)

194 Another Fun fact: He was Angelina Jolie's first husband.

Did he wear her tampon in an amulet around his neck? Billy Bob is asking for a friend.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 22, 2018 09:13 PM (Tyii7)

195 Dear Lord I just watched the Tom Arnold interview on CNN, it was a hot mess and he seemed high as a kite.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at June 22, 2018 09:10 PM (dKiJG)

Tom Arnold, oh I can't stand that guy!.....

Posted by: Johnny Methcook at June 22, 2018 09:13 PM (EoRCO)

196 Dana Point is a beautiful but now over-crowded, over-busy, and wildly expensive place (like much of coastal SoCal). The "coastal clueless" phenomenon is strong there, but perhaps not as much as elsewhere - not sure. Part of an area that used to make up the evil right-wing suburban SoCal heartland.


Still kinda shocked the supervisors and sheriff in Orange Co. rejected the idiotic "sanctuary" state law (figured it's too far gone now). San Diego supervisors did the same, but idiot sheriff has said nothing - and just survived a serious challenge from a guy who never mentioned the issue ("issues" are rare in sheriff's elections, so this challenger is one of the worst disappointments evah).

Posted by: rhomboid at June 22, 2018 09:13 PM (QDnY+)

197 Hello everyone. I still love you
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at June 22, 2018 09:09 PM (rNGKx)

prove it

Posted by: runner at June 22, 2018 09:14 PM (bUjCl)

198 A-kon 29 cosplay video.

https://youtu.be/cL7HlsWCzGE

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at June 22, 2018 09:14 PM (pgJGB)

199 prove it

Posted by: runner at June 22, 2018 09:14 PM (bUjCl)

*grabs popcorn*

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at June 22, 2018 09:14 PM (5jVnA)

200 38 Holy crap those bears!

Outside = bad.


Inside = worse.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 22, 2018 09:15 PM (pMjGG)

201
is there a simple method or device that could be employed to cause
embarrassing feedback whenever the lefties tried to use their devices?


Squirt some foam insulation into the horn.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 22, 2018 09:15 PM (IqV8l)

202 who wasn't her husband ?
Posted by: runner at June 22, 2018 09:11 PM (bUjCl)


Don't blame that shit on me. I got a pretty solid alibi.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 22, 2018 09:15 PM (fiGNd)

203 I used to surf at Dana Point in the early 70s. It was a sleepy little beach town back then. Classic SoCal. It has changed a lot since then.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2018 09:16 PM (lSrgA)

204 First time I was out in Alaska, an old guy said 'Be careful, the Bears here shit Denim, and Flannel'
Something to think about...

Posted by: DB Cooper at June 22, 2018 09:16 PM (LU8fy)

205 Northenrluker, A MoMe involves good food, drink and great conversation. The Tx MoMe is doing a pig roast along with chicken fajitas and a whole host of other delights. We have deep fried bacon that is to die for and lin-duh and DangerGirl provide the most glorious desserts ever.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2018 09:16 PM (Ph+K+)

206 Cicero, no, you mentioned being on a boat in Dana Harbor once, not that long ago - otherwise I'd have had no idea. Think I knew you were in CA, somewhere - that's it.


Posted by: rhomboid at June 22, 2018 09:16 PM (QDnY+)

207 202
who wasn't her husband ?

Posted by: runner at June 22, 2018 09:11 PM (bUjCl)



Don't blame that shit on me. I got a pretty solid alibi.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 22, 2018 09:15 PM (fiGNd)

I am not saying it was crocs, but it was crocs.

Posted by: Aliens Guy at June 22, 2018 09:16 PM (5jVnA)

208 Pale Moon, my browser of choice, is so screwed up and sluggish on "the" blog, I've given up and have reverted to FF. Is anyone else having this kind of problem?

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 22, 2018 09:17 PM (n9EOP)

209 @196 Still kinda shocked the supervisors and sheriff in Orange Co. rejected the idiotic "sanctuary" state law (figured it's too far gone now)
----------------------

Remember that the OC sheriff promptly decided to go "Shall Issue" on CCWs after that court case a few years ago.

Posted by: junior at June 22, 2018 09:17 PM (/y4g1)

210 Don't blame that shit on me. I got a pretty solid alibi.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 22, 2018 09:15 PM (fiGNd)


she is not your type anyway. wait ! what am I saying !

Posted by: runner at June 22, 2018 09:17 PM (bUjCl)

211 Nice try, ace, and much appreciated. But it didn't work.

Despite Trump's very substantial gains, I'm still living in a world where The Horrific Bitch won. Except more anger, more refusal to look at reality, more unfounded leftist rage.
As I've said many times, I blame television for our current state. It's a tool that makes manipulating The Stupid incredibly easy. And it has made The Stupid the purveyors of taste, thought, and culture. It feeds on its own success, because we can't look away.
Imagine a non-television world. Imagine, then, where trannies would be. In mental institutions, where they belong...not stars of reality shows, not deciders of law.
We're all doomed. All damned. We had it all, and we let the cathode demon seduce us.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 22, 2018 09:17 PM (l9m7l)

212 Trump should get a dog. Two dogs, named Nancy and Chuck. I'd love to see him telling a reporter, "Chuck tried to hump Nancy this morning even though I had him neutered. What are you gonna do? Nancy wasn't having any of it. She's doing good, though, we're getting the drooling under control. Very obedient. Nancy and Chuck come running when I call."

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 22, 2018 09:18 PM (2NqXo)

213 So rickl is looking forward to tonight's rocket launch.

I, OTOH, being a few (maybe many) rungs down the IQ ladder from rickl, am looking forward to the new season of the British Baking Show.

I lost all my winter weight, so I shall now watch two hours of cakes, cookies and all kinds of sweets being baked. I don't understand this masochistic streak I have.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 22, 2018 09:18 PM (KeRzR)

214 What are those giant guard dogs that look like overgrown poodles?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 22, 2018 09:18 PM (yQpMk)

215 Sorry, thought I put some paragraph breaks in that. Yet another sin on my part.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 22, 2018 09:18 PM (l9m7l)

216 They have black curly poodle hair.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 22, 2018 09:18 PM (yQpMk)

217 Raving President Orange Hair cancelled the Rib Eye dinner wit congress -
Instead he sent the steaks to Walter Reed.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 22, 2018 09:18 PM (W3ofY)

218 First time I was out in Alaska, an old guy said 'Be careful, the Bears here shit Denim, and Flannel'
Something to think about...

Posted by: DB Cooper at June 22, 2018 09:16 PM (LU8fy)


You can tell grizzly bear scat from other bear scat because grizzly bear scat contains belt buckles!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 22, 2018 09:19 PM (n9EOP)

219 Posted by: ScoggDog at June 22, 2018 09:15 PM (fiGNd)

she is not your type anyway. wait ! what am I saying !
Posted by: runner at June 22, 2018 09:17 PM (bUjCl)


Pour yourself a beer. Then pretend I bought it for ya'.

Well played.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 22, 2018 09:19 PM (fiGNd)

220 Hello everyone. I still love you
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at June 22, 2018 09:09 PM


* smooches *

Posted by: Lena at June 22, 2018 09:19 PM (DMUuz)

221 https://preview.tinyurl.com/y959kdxr

Posted by: Braenyard at June 22, 2018 09:19 PM (W3ofY)

222 That was a fun video, Anna !
I kept waiting for the submachine guns to appear ... but Japan, no 2nd Amendment !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 22, 2018 09:19 PM (GNCPT)

223 (112) All girl dinosaurs.

Posted by: Burger Chef at June 22, 2018 09:19 PM (RuIsu)

224 Yep, every beach town between SD and Newport was more/less a nice sleepy beach town, back in the 70s. Some up til the 90s.


I remember stopping at the original Hobie shop in DP as a small kid - older brother was board-shopping - on return leg of family trip to Disneyland. I think that shop is preserved as a "CA historical landmark" (funny, but appropriate).


That was back when you could catch a glimpse of Walt on the 2nd floor of the firehouse on Main Street, just inside the entrance. Right side, sitting by the window, waving to kids.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 22, 2018 09:19 PM (QDnY+)

225 What are those giant guard dogs that look like overgrown poodles?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 22, 2018 09:18 PM (yQpMk)


Black bears.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2018 09:19 PM (fZuhk)

226 There's a demunist civil war in NJ. The assembly won't sign off on Commie governor bills.

Posted by: kallisto at June 22, 2018 09:20 PM (wXMeL)

227 221
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y959kdxr

Posted by: Braenyard at June 22, 2018 09:19 PM (W3ofY)

No steak for you!

Posted by: Golden Steak Nazi at June 22, 2018 09:20 PM (5jVnA)

228 For instance, is there a simple method or device that could be employed to cause embarrassing feedback whenever the lefties tried to use their devices?

I'm curious.

Posted by: junior


A plastic parabola held 3 feet in front of the speaker.

But there are things called directional speakers. Not cheap.

soundlazer.com

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 22, 2018 09:20 PM (zfrbv)

229 Cicero, no, you mentioned being on a boat in Dana Harbor once, not that long ago - otherwise I'd have had no idea. Think I knew you were in CA, somewhere - that's it.

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Do not recall that. Alcohol, it's a hell of a drug.

Funny thing is, tomorrow I'll be down on the boat for the first time in months. The weather should be pretty nice and I'm looking forward to it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2018 09:21 PM (lSrgA)

230 Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2018 09:16 PM (Ph+K+)

BH: Imagine if NorthernLurker and AtC showed up, it would be a MoMee for the record books!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 22, 2018 09:21 PM (n9EOP)

231 #208 No, Pale Moon is okay for me except a bit slow loading the home page when I use the tablet and on this thread probably because of all the videos or what have you. I've got AdBlocker Latitude on the tablet; and it and NoScript on the desktop p.c.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 22, 2018 09:22 PM (Evws/)

232 I remember a friend from Alaska told us about how a Husband made some breakfast and it attracts some bears they climbed to the roof because they broke in and the wife "slipped" off the roof.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at June 22, 2018 09:22 PM (dKiJG)

233 So sick to death of Dana Perino. She's twice mentioned her dislike of cats, and mocked her sister's diabetic cat.


Hahahaha! Diabetes in pets is hilarious.


Anyhow, had a delicious chocolate martini for dessert tonight, but BP is still elevated from the day.

Grrrr.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2018 09:23 PM (ptqGC)

234 Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 22, 2018 09:17 PM (l9m7l)

I'm neither damned nor doomed. I've been reading this site for some time-years. I've only seen you post negative things except when you posted a very interesting, well done animated film you had done. I don't know what you're doing or can do to get some help but keep working at finding some.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2018 09:23 PM (O5K3f)

235 junior, yes, remember that about OC sheriff and shall-issue. The challenger in SD tried to make that his main campaign issue against incumbent, who is infamously "may, probably won't, issue".


And then a few months back, suddenly, the incumbent starts issuing permits. All the guys at a club where I shoot matches got their permits. All voted against the incumbent, all expect no renewals in 2 years.


The passivity, ignorance, and gullibility of Americans as voters is one fundamental thing that has immutably darkened my view of the whole place.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 22, 2018 09:23 PM (QDnY+)

236 Raving President Orange Hair cancelled the Rib Eye dinner wit congress -
Instead he sent the steaks to Walter Reed.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 22, 2018 09:18 PM (W3ofY)


Are you teasing me, or did this really happen?

Because this is an awesome move.

He should also cancel their healthcare plans and send those to Walter Reed. Comgress can have VA care instead.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 22, 2018 09:23 PM (KeRzR)

237 Rocket Lab's press kit, which has lots of information about the company, the rocket, and the satellites:

https://www.rocketlabusa.com/assets/Uploads/
Its-Business-Time-Press-Kit.pdf


Come on. Didn't anybody click on my earlier link about "It's Business Time"?

Posted by: rickl at June 22, 2018 09:23 PM (sdi6R)

238 Hrothgar-
After those two weeks with my head on a swivel I decided I wanted to be in a bit more control as far as keeping myself at the top of the food chain.

Posted by: DB Cooper at June 22, 2018 09:24 PM (LU8fy)

239 >>who wasn't her husband ?

We were never actually married. We just had an incredible affair when she was married to Pitt.

He just couldn't satisfy her.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 22, 2018 09:24 PM (/tuJf)

240 We sell bear spray at Wally World. Good for 30ft is the claim.

My question is - who tested it? "Hey Marlin, is Jim doing anything right now?"

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at June 22, 2018 09:24 PM (pgJGB)

241 James Woods does PDT Time cover:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yahf84sy

Posted by: Braenyard at June 22, 2018 09:24 PM (W3ofY)

242 * smooches *
Posted by: Lena at June 22, 2018 09:19 PM (DMUuz)

now you scared him off

Posted by: runner at June 22, 2018 09:25 PM (bUjCl)

243 Hrothgar, The acceptance list is already a Hall of fame roster and that would just add more icing to the cake.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2018 09:25 PM (Ph+K+)

244
We sell bear spray at Wally World. Good for 30ft is the claim.


Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at June 22, 2018 09:24 PM (pgJGB)


Hmmm.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2018 09:25 PM (ptqGC)

245 Cicero, "loose lips sink ships" - or, alternatively, spill the beans on smaller water craft.


Know people with boats in that harbor. Tragically they're complete moonbats, to the point that I actively avoid seeing them. Would never think of heading out on their boats with them.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 22, 2018 09:25 PM (QDnY+)

246 Come on. Didn't anybody click on my earlier link about "It's Business Time"?
Posted by: rickl at June 22, 2018 09:23 PM (sdi6R)

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I don't click on any links from the Horde. It's a defense mechanism.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 22, 2018 09:26 PM (+F0Wk)

247 Raving President Orange Hair cancelled the Rib Eye dinner wit congress -
Instead he sent the steaks to Walter Reed.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 22, 2018 09:18 PM (W3ofY)

I want to believe that's true. Got a link ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 22, 2018 09:26 PM (fiGNd)

248 Bears in the pool:
One of those girls would grow up to be a kayak enthusiast.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 22, 2018 09:26 PM (rnAwa)

Posted by: runner at June 22, 2018 09:26 PM (bUjCl)

250 >who wasn't her husband ?

We were never actually married. We just had an incredible affair when she was married to Pitt.

He just couldn't satisfy her.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 22, 2018 09:24 PM (/tuJf)


Okay, just how many nicotine patches are you wearing?

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 22, 2018 09:26 PM (KeRzR)

251 I'm hoping this is the deception thread to discourage those who wandered by looking for new sites to troll!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at June 22, 2018 08:50 PM (n9EOP)

We are witnessing the death rattle of the Left. Death rattles are never pleasant.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 22, 2018 09:26 PM (rnXGe)

252 I got one of these bluetooth speakers for my phone:

http://a.co/bAl7dL0

It's actually fairly loud. I wonder if it might be loud enough to cause feedback on a megaphone?

Posted by: notsothoreau at June 22, 2018 09:27 PM (JKNZq)

253
kayak enthusiast = shelving enthusiast

Posted by: runner at June 22, 2018 09:27 PM (bUjCl)

254 Are you teasing me, or did this really happen?

Because this is an awesome move.

He should also cancel their healthcare plans and send those to Walter Reed. Comgress can have VA care instead.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel

I posted the link two stops down. Here it is.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y959kdxr

Posted by: Braenyard at June 22, 2018 09:28 PM (W3ofY)

255 Dammit runner!

Mocking me with your Empty Post talents!

*sobs*

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 22, 2018 09:28 PM (KeRzR)

256 The puppy is terrified of the vacuum cleaner so run it right up to where he's cowering and then laugh. Brilliant. Fear isn't cute.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at June 22, 2018 09:28 PM (H8QX8)

257 WH cancelled the congressional picnic. Not familiar with the "ribeye dinner". All I saw was that "it didn't feel right" or some such malarkey (when would it ever "feel right"?), can't recall who said it.


Of course it's received little coverage and here everyone's been talking (mostly) about other aspects of the issue, but what might be a barely acceptable immigration bill is only 20 GOP un-defectors from being able to be passed - if it comes up again. Doubt Ryan will allow that, though.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 22, 2018 09:28 PM (QDnY+)

258 That could be all kinds of awesome amusing.

If the dweeb has a Bluetooth enabled megaphone/speaker to belt out their hatred. Hack it and play Yakkity Sax

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at June 22, 2018 09:28 PM (pgJGB)

259 Posted by: andycanuck at June 22, 2018 09:22 PM (Evws/)

I've got AdBlocker Latitude AND NoScript (with a warning) on a PC? Can't figure out WTF is going on?

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 22, 2018 09:29 PM (n9EOP)

260 Know people with boats in that harbor. Tragically they're complete moonbats, to the point that I actively avoid seeing them. Would never think of heading out on their boats with them.

-------

It's a mix, but I treat it as a politics-free zone. It helps that i rarely interact with people down there these days.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2018 09:29 PM (lSrgA)

261 When and whereabouts is Texas MeMo?

Posted by: naturalfake at June 22, 2018 09:29 PM (9q7Dl)

262 gg, that was a save

Posted by: runner at June 22, 2018 09:30 PM (bUjCl)

263 Told our favorite bartender tonight we'd lost our 17 y.o. kitty.

His response: "Sorry, but I hate cats."

"Former" favorite bartender. My husband and I love all animals. Why the HELL do dog lovers have to express their cat hatred to a grieving pet parent? Jeebus.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2018 09:30 PM (ptqGC)

264 Glad you like the video.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at June 22, 2018 09:30 PM (pgJGB)

265 Oh, and the likely winner of Mexico's presidential election (soon) is openly saying many of his future constituents must move to the US.


Mexican presidential politicians are generally as two-faced and transparently mendacious as most US politicians have become, so such words may be meaningless.


But it's not encouraging.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 22, 2018 09:31 PM (QDnY+)

266 248 Bears in the pool:
One of those girls would grow up to be a kayak enthusiast.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 22, 2018 09:26 PM (rnAwa)


ROTFLMAO!

Posted by: rickl at June 22, 2018 09:31 PM (sdi6R)

267 Dead & Co. live at Alpine Valley, starting soon:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p48OagdHpiU

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 22, 2018 09:31 PM (GNCPT)

268 The squirrel whisperer tells us how he came across the baby, and it wasn't on his patio. Try reading the caption on the YouTube.com page, morons.

Posted by: Born Free at June 22, 2018 09:31 PM (ugGy+)

269 Whatever happened to "The Dream Academy"?

A talented group who were never heard from again.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 22, 2018 09:31 PM (9q7Dl)

270 Thanks, hroth. I'm so proud I could burst. Envious, too, since his whole life is ahead. Now, I've had a moderately interesting life, but I'd like another shot.
On that note, Scogg, you talkIng smack again?
'S ok, keeps me on my toes.
Yes, I've got that hair on the back of the neck feeling. Same one I've had for years. But things are swinging toward the margins. Mobs at people's doors, etc. The Media is hoping for blood. When it happens, the rules are gone. For both sides.

Posted by: RI Chill Red at June 22, 2018 09:31 PM (wuJfo)

271 That was back when you could catch a glimpse of Walt on the 2nd floor of the firehouse on Main Street, just inside the entrance. Right side, sitting by the window, waving to kids.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 22, 2018 09:19 PM

Walt didn't just wave to the kids.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 22, 2018 09:32 PM (2NqXo)

272 234: If I haven't said this before, and if no one else has, let me say this now: You are a treasure.
Yes, I post my depressing thoughts. Because all of that bears down on me relentlessly. I honestly pray that no one experiences depression the way that I do, because it's too damn awful.

But I try to keep it off the site. Really, I could fill every thread with....but I don't. I bite my tongue and do something else, because it's damned boring to post how awful life is. Over and over and over again.

Sometimes, though, it just gets to be too much and I have to spew somewhere. And this site is more often than not the recipient. Sorry to everyone.

I do try to be positive, it just doesn't work, and for that I apologize.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 22, 2018 09:32 PM (l9m7l)

273 I don't know, Hrothgar, I'm not an IT type.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 22, 2018 09:32 PM (Evws/)

274 The bears shit denim and flannel.

LOL

Best line I've heard in awhile.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 22, 2018 09:33 PM (4ErVI)

275 That was back when you could catch a glimpse of Walt on the 2nd floor of the firehouse on Main Street, just inside the entrance. Right side, sitting by the window, waving to kids.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 22, 2018 09:19 PM

--------

Now there's just his frozen head, so he can't wave at all.

Pity.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2018 09:33 PM (lSrgA)

276 It's actually fairly loud. I wonder if it might be loud enough to cause feedback on a megaphone?
Posted by: notsothoreau


Except it needs to be directional otherwise you're just adding the noise. And the other protesturds could target you.

A directional speaker should only be heard by the target if you're in range. Also, the jerk with the bullhorn will be more likely think it's just their own bullhorn kicking back.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 22, 2018 09:33 PM (zfrbv)

277 Jane,

I feel your pain. The ashes of my 15 year old kitty are in a box here at my desk. He's going with me when we move.

Posted by: notsothoreau at June 22, 2018 09:33 PM (JKNZq)

278 "Former" favorite bartender. My husband and I love all animals. Why the HELL do dog lovers have to express their cat hatred to a grieving pet parent? Jeebus.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2018 09:30 PM (ptqGC)


Some people just ain't human! I'll leave it at that.

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 22, 2018 09:34 PM (n9EOP)

279 Of course it's received little coverage and here everyone's been talking (mostly) about other aspects of the issue, but what might be a barely acceptable immigration bill is only 20 GOP un-defectors from being able to be passed - if it comes up again. Doubt Ryan will allow that, though.

Posted by: rhomboid <<<



I'm trying to be compatible withe decompression.

Link to Rib Eyes sent to Walter Reed
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y959kdxr

And James Woods does Time cover for Trump
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yahf84sy

Posted by: Braenyard at June 22, 2018 09:35 PM (W3ofY)

280 >>Dead & Co. live at Alpine Valley, starting soon:

Thanks.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 22, 2018 09:35 PM (/tuJf)

281 Told our favorite bartender tonight we'd lost our 17 y.o. kitty.

His response: "Sorry, but I hate cats."

"Former" favorite bartender. My husband and I love all animals. Why the HELL do dog lovers have to express their cat hatred to a grieving pet parent? Jeebus.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2018 09:30 PM (ptqGC)

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A Bartender should be at least as smart as an Uber or Cab driver. Much more listenjng than talking, and avoid taking extreme positions. Especially in your case, when you let him know that you were mourning a lost feline family member.

That was an unforced own goal on his part.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 22, 2018 09:35 PM (I16G8)

282 263 Told our favorite bartender tonight we'd lost our 17 y.o. kitty.

His response: "Sorry, but I hate cats."

"Former" favorite bartender. My husband and I love all animals. Why the HELL do dog lovers have to express their cat hatred to a grieving pet parent? Jeebus.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2018 09:30 PM (ptqGC)


Jeez, that was pretty dickish.

There seem to be more dog lovers who hate cats than cat lovers who hate dogs. I don't know why.

My dad was a cat hater, so I never had them growing up. I was living in an apartment at age 42 when I fell madly in love with my neighbor's cat. And it was clearly mutual. That was life-changing.

Posted by: rickl at June 22, 2018 09:36 PM (sdi6R)

283 Jane,

I feel your pain. The ashes of my 15 year old kitty are in a box here at my desk. He's going with me when we move.

Posted by: notsothoreau at June 22, 2018 09:33 PM (JKNZq)


Our kitties are buried under pretty trees on one side of our house. Son's dog is living with us, and I love her, but son said, "She'll keep you from missing Sandy." No. No she won't. She didn't crap and pee in the house, or get on the furniture she wasn't supposed to be on.

Deep, sad sigh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2018 09:36 PM (ptqGC)

284 I don't know, Hrothgar, I'm not an IT type.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 22, 2018 09:32 PM (Evws/)

Well, thanks for the feedback! I had Pale Moon tailored just like I wanted a browser to be and then...

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 22, 2018 09:36 PM (n9EOP)

285 Oh, and the likely winner of Mexico's presidential election (soon) is openly saying many of his future constituents must move to the US.


So, new euphemism for invasion and war. Great.
What a clusterfvck.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 22, 2018 09:36 PM (KeRzR)

286 Try reading the caption on the YouTube.com page, morons.


It's Morons. The capitalization is important.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 22, 2018 09:37 PM (yQpMk)

287 Megaphones have a microphone and speaker these days so they could be disrupted by a small portable EMP burst. A possible bonus if in a group of lefty idjits would be that it might well also fry their smart phones. Possible big negative in a group of normals being disrupted by lefty rioters as their phones would also get fried.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at June 22, 2018 09:37 PM (eASYU)

288 Surprisingly not sold out

Flash Friday Email Traffic

Czech CZ83 .380 Auto Pistol Shooter Grade

$229.95

http://bit.ly/2K9x1FH

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 22, 2018 09:38 PM (yQpMk)

289 Try reading the caption on the YouTube.com page, morons.


It's Morons. The capitalization is important.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 22, 2018 09:37 PM (yQpMk)

Dr. Morons, actually. We've earned it!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 22, 2018 09:39 PM (+F0Wk)

290 Uhhmmm, well Brunhilde makes an appearance at A-kon-29. Her armored prow almost rivals that of an LVT-4 ...

https://youtu.be/coXepeFIQv0?t=1m23s

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at June 22, 2018 09:39 PM (pgJGB)

291 >>>>Dead & Co. live at Alpine Valley, starting soon:



Jer-Bear!

Posted by: The guy that goes WOO! at June 22, 2018 09:39 PM (XQQJg)

292 Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 22, 2018 09:32 PM (l9m7l)

I*'m not suggesting that you be positive. I'm noting that that you haven't been and that you should get some help. Depression runs in my family. I have been affected by it-severely so. I've been on medication. I take over the counter stuff because I can't see somebody right now for medication-I take St Johns Wort and something called "sunnyDays" which is some herbal thing. It helps I read in a magazine today that Taking Saffron supplements can be more effective than Prozac. If you can't afford any of those let somebody know and we could probably do a PayPal thing for you. I am glad if this site is helpful for you, but if you can try to interact with people in real life. It helps. Don't hear this as a either a lack of sympathy or empathy because it isn't either

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2018 09:39 PM (O5K3f)

293 I think Alex Jones is mostly not credible: However he does put his money where his mouth is.

Alex Jones offers $1 million USD for CAGE FIGHT with Peter Fonda.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yanyvfq9

Posted by: Braenyard at June 22, 2018 09:39 PM (W3ofY)

294 13 days into a fibula break, 8 days into the cast. Cast off in 6 days. 2nd cast, or surgery, or walking boot depending on what the doc finds. Claims 6-8 weeks in boot. Luckily FMLA is paying me to sit on my butt watching European kickball for 2 months.

Posted by: Downcast at June 22, 2018 09:39 PM (VWE5i)

295 Dr. Morons, actually. We've earned it!


Lord Moron. I inherited it.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 22, 2018 09:40 PM (yQpMk)

296 naturalflake. Oct 20th in Corsicana, TX

Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2018 09:40 PM (Ph+K+)

297 287 Megaphones have a microphone and speaker these days so they could be disrupted by a small portable EMP burst. A possible bonus if in a group of lefty idjits would be that it might well also fry their smart phones. Possible big negative in a group of normals being disrupted by lefty rioters as their phones would also get fried.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at June 22, 2018 09:37 PM (eASYU)

They could also be disrupted by a bullet.

Or an arrow.

Any object moving at sufficient speed should do the trick, however.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 22, 2018 09:40 PM (4ErVI)

298 I like cats, too bad I can't own one because it would be hawk or Owl food within 48 hours where I live.

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 22, 2018 09:40 PM (E4NQ0)

299 263 Told our favorite bartender tonight we'd lost our 17 y.o. kitty.

His response: "Sorry, but I hate cats."

"Former" favorite bartender. My husband and I love all animals. Why the HELL do dog lovers have to express their cat hatred to a grieving pet parent? Jeebus.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2018 09:30 PM (ptqGC)



Dog lovers don't. Self centered pathetic shit heads do. That's what the bartender is.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 22, 2018 09:40 PM (hmCRY)

300 Was it zombie who proposed the "two ace" theory? Ie. there was a male and female who posted as ace, and the female one posted the cute animal videos. I'm starting to become a believer.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 22, 2018 09:41 PM (/qEW2)

301 Thx, Ben Had.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 22, 2018 09:41 PM (9q7Dl)

302 Was it zombie who proposed the "two ace" theory? Ie. there was a male and female who posted as ace, and the female one posted the cute animal videos. I'm starting to become a believer.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 22, 2018 09:41 PM (/qEW2)

----------------------

Which one posted the busty lesbian pr0n?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 22, 2018 09:42 PM (+F0Wk)

303 On that note, Scogg, you talkIng smack again?
'S ok, keeps me on my toes.

Posted by: RI Chill Red at June 22, 2018 09:31 PM (wuJfo)


You know me ... if I was talking, it was probably some shit.

Take care. Be careful.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 22, 2018 09:42 PM (fiGNd)

304 Fen, I've been taking SAM-e for years for minor depression. It has been amazing. I went off it for a couple of months (which was really, really stupid, because I had to put our kitty to sleep unexpectedly and my house ended up feeling like a youth hostel and dog boarding facility). Anyhow, I'm double-dosing now and am finally climbing out of the pit I've been in for a couple of months.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2018 09:42 PM (ptqGC)

305 300 Was it zombie who proposed the "two ace" theory? Ie. there was a male and female who posted as ace, and the female one posted the cute animal videos. I'm starting to become a believer.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 22, 2018 09:41 PM (/qEW2)

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What if Ace is a hermaphrodite? Weird, right?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2018 09:42 PM (lSrgA)

306 300
Was it zombie who proposed the "two ace" theory? Ie. there was a male
and female who posted as ace, and the female one posted the cute animal
videos. I'm starting to become a believer.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 22, 2018 09:41 PM (/qEW2)

Wouldn't one make sure the other was drinking enough water?

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at June 22, 2018 09:42 PM (5jVnA)

307 Posted by: Downcast at June 22, 2018 09:39 PM (VWE5i)

Ouch; Sorry.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2018 09:43 PM (O5K3f)

308 302 Was it zombie who proposed the "two ace" theory? Ie. there was a male and female who posted as ace, and the female one posted the cute animal videos. I'm starting to become a believer.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 22, 2018 09:41 PM (/qEW2)

----------------------

Which one posted the busty lesbian pr0n?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 22, 2018 09:42 PM (+F0Wk)


The female one, duh.

Posted by: rickl at June 22, 2018 09:43 PM (sdi6R)

309 Hrothgar... actually something just struck me. Pale Moon had a warning about four updates ago that users should disable NoScript because there were too many incompatibility issues popping up with it. I took it off the tablet because I had too many crashes when running videos so I thought it might be responsible; I left it on the p.c. because I use it for boring, static sites like blogs and wargame sites so I wasn't having crash issues with it. So maybe disable the NoScript for a trial period and see if that fixes it?

Posted by: andycanuck at June 22, 2018 09:43 PM (Evws/)

310 ''Bears in the pool:
One of those girls would grow up to be a kayak enthusiast. ''

Nah. The mother was much too calm. Sounds like she takes little girl drama in stride. I'll bet the kayak enthusiast's mom was a drama enabler.

Posted by: Tuna at June 22, 2018 09:43 PM (jm1YL)

311 "Dog lovers don't. Self centered pathetic shit heads do. That's what the bartender is.
Posted by: Buzzion at June 22, 2018 09:40 PM (hmCRY)"


This !
You said it better than I could.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 22, 2018 09:44 PM (GNCPT)

312 Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2018 09:42 PM (ptqGC)

Yes; I've taken that too and found it helpful. I'm glad that it has been helpful to you.

And I'm sorry about the insensitive bartender.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2018 09:44 PM (O5K3f)

313 No cat will ever replace my Jack. I've had a lot of cats, so I know. I would like to get another Russian Blue, maybe after the move. But some cats are just special. I have three dogs and four other cats, so I have company, but it's just not the same.

Posted by: notsothoreau at June 22, 2018 09:44 PM (JKNZq)

314 On the plus side of the ledger, I'm a month post op on my hip replacement, and saw the doc today. And I feel great and doc is happy.
Maybe I'll be able to do the serpentine again, under fire!

Posted by: RI Chill Red at June 22, 2018 09:44 PM (wuJfo)

315 292 Thank you. As I said, you are a treasure.
I will confront the darkness before me. The outcome is not set.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 22, 2018 09:44 PM (l9m7l)

316 Dog lovers don't. Self centered pathetic shit heads do. That's what the bartender is.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 22, 2018 09:40 PM (hmCRY)


Dana Perino is too. She constantly puts down cat owners on The Five. Even mocked her own sister who has a diabetic kitty.

Ugh. Hate to be all moody. Bartender's comment broke my heart all over again tonight.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2018 09:45 PM (ptqGC)

317 Our kittehs are a pain in the bottom, but they are loving, warm, friendly critters. the youngest, Scout is 13. Bug is 17. Mischa, the old lady is 19.

I love doggies, but our busy lifestyle and my own lack of self-discipline regarding the training of dogs prevents us from adopting a canine companion.


Cats do much better with easily distracted humans such as we.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at June 22, 2018 09:45 PM (EhZNT)

318 Both of our cats, now 1 cat is afraid of the sucky monster, but my German Shepherd I had as a kid loved to be vacumed

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2018 09:46 PM (pHfeF)

319 My parents' dogs had another litter of puppies. 5 tiny cocker spaniels.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 22, 2018 09:46 PM (hmCRY)

320 293 I think Alex Jones is mostly not credible: However he does put his money where his mouth is.

Alex Jones offers $1 million USD for CAGE FIGHT with Peter Fonda.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yanyvfq9
Posted by: Braenyard at June 22, 2018 09:39 PM (W3ofY)

He snuck into Bohemian Grove, filmed the entire thing, got the giant statue of Molach, and the Creamation of Care (a "mock" buring sacrifice of a child to Moloch).

Best piece of investigative Journalism in the 21st Century..... especially considering all we know now.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FpKdSvwYsrE

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 22, 2018 09:46 PM (E4NQ0)

321 So maybe disable the NoScript for a trial period and see if that fixes it?

Posted by: andycanuck at June 22, 2018 09:43 PM (Evws/)


Funny, I was thinking the same thing, I liked Noscript but I think I'm going to try disabling it for a test run!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 22, 2018 09:47 PM (n9EOP)

322 You must update your browser to enjoy full use of this site.

Bullsh0t.

They want you to update and turn that NoScript off so they can fill you machine with crap and also pilfer it.

That's my opinion.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 22, 2018 09:47 PM (W3ofY)

323 Sad Jane is NOT my favorite Jane.

Sweet Pea ... to Hell with those people. OK ?

How about we just don't give a damn about those dicks ? You just love and miss that cat - and if they don't like it - they can go fuck themselves.

Work for you ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 22, 2018 09:47 PM (fiGNd)

324 Dana Perino is too. She constantly puts down cat owners on The Five. Even mocked her own sister who has a diabetic kitty.

Ugh. Hate to be all moody. Bartender's comment broke my heart all over again tonight.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2018 09:45 PM (ptqGC)



Well there's giving shit to cat owners because that's a requirement of being a dog person. But being an ass to someone that lost a pet other than a goldfish? Yeah fuck them.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 22, 2018 09:48 PM (hmCRY)

325 Jane,

You should be open to the idea of a kitten, some day. We have limited time in our life for pets. Little kittens are so crazy and such fun, it would be a shame not to have another one.

Posted by: notsothoreau at June 22, 2018 09:48 PM (JKNZq)

326 The best part of the movie, "Footloose" is the dancing feet-centric opening credits.

After that you can turn it off.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 22, 2018 09:49 PM (9q7Dl)

327 Son's dog is a lovable mutt. But, good grief, what a pain. Husband walked her last night while son was out of town working for my husband's company.

Husband to son: "Jeebus! She found some strange poop and started eating it! WTF????"

Son: "Dad, she's a dog."

Me: "Yet, you let her kiss you on the lips."

Son: "That's the next day."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2018 09:49 PM (ptqGC)

328 You can always re-enable it if the PM crashing continues.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 22, 2018 09:51 PM (Evws/)

329 I don't want to watch a video on some weird black magic cult thing. What is Bohemian Grove?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2018 09:51 PM (O5K3f)

330 Alex Jones offers $1 million USD for CAGE FIGHT with Peter Fonda.

Peter Fonda is about 80 years old and does not take SUPER MALE VITALITY.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 22, 2018 09:51 PM (rnAwa)

331 328 addendum: ...absolving NoScript as the issue.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 22, 2018 09:52 PM (Evws/)

332 329 I don't want to watch a video on some weird black magic cult thing. What is Bohemian Grove?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2018 09:51 PM (O5K3f)
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Dick Nixon was a member, and dudes ran around naked and pissed on trees.

That's the extent of my knowledge of the subject.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2018 09:52 PM (lSrgA)

333 We're open to getting another cat, or a bonded pair. I've cared for elderly cats for the last several years, so we want kittens.

But we can't adopt until son and his dog are back on campus for son's final semester, and African student is back on campus as well.

And, we're going on one final trip to South Africa in October (I know, I know), and then there's Christmas and the kittens and tree problem, so we're looking at next year.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2018 09:53 PM (ptqGC)

334 I have three cats.

The newest one is a cat someone had that wanted to re-home him, because they were "dog people".

I love dogs, but I am gone a lot, especially weekends, and I can't leave a dog alone for that long.

The cats are fine. My oldest cat hates the tomcat I just adopted, but my little female and the tommy are now bestest buds. The tommy grooms my little cat, I think he is in love, or something.

I miss my Yellow Lab something terrible. He was the bestest dog ever. My best friend and companion. It was sad watching him decline.

But my cats are my little friends. Right now my old lady is sitting where she usually is, right next to me, next to my laptop.

Tonight I had to drive in to work to turn off an oven, and there was a tiny little fawn leaping across the yard. Her mother was standing there looking at me as I got out of my car. Animals are all kind of beautiful, except mosquitoes and horseflies.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at June 22, 2018 09:53 PM (S6Pax)

335 329 I don't want to watch a video on some weird black magic cult thing. What is Bohemian Grove?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2018 09:51 PM (O5K3f)


I haven't watched the video, but Bohemian Grove is a retreat for very rich and powerful people.

Posted by: rickl at June 22, 2018 09:53 PM (sdi6R)

336 Running around naked and tinkling on trees...

Geez the Romans had better Saturnalias.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at June 22, 2018 09:53 PM (pgJGB)

337 Well there's giving shit to cat owners because that's a requirement of being a dog person. But being an ass to someone that lost a pet other than a goldfish? Yeah fuck them.
Posted by: Buzzion at June 22, 2018 09:48 PM (hmCRY)

---------

Not true, at least of this dog person. I'm entirely neutral about cats. I have only ever had dogs since a wee lad, all but one of them a female black lab mix that was a rescue.

I choose not to own cats, but can clearly see their value from watching friends with theirs, and the posts of Jane, rickl and others.

IMO, all pets become a part of the family.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 22, 2018 09:53 PM (I16G8)

338 Footlose: Made it through the church service to the point where the kids pile into the car and go tearing off down the road and I said to myself, "Self, this will not end well," and bailed out.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 22, 2018 09:54 PM (roQNm)

339 Nice story about a kind delivery man and a little boy:

https://tinyurl.com/y8twaz5d

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2018 09:54 PM (O5K3f)

340 What is Bohemian Grove?


*sings*

Momma, just killed a tree
Put an axe upon it's trunk
Like George Washington
But dru-u-unk.

Goodbye Weeping willow
You've got to go
Need a table with four legs
or maybe five...

Posted by: naturalfake at June 22, 2018 09:55 PM (9q7Dl)

341 See the latest in soyboy fashion:





Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 22, 2018 08:53 PM (8O3HH)

Oh. My.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 22, 2018 09:55 PM (iTpm7)

342 I'll be glad to get back out in the country again. We do see rabbits in the neighbor's yard across the street. And I have chickens. But it's nice to sit out in the quiet and look at nothing in particular. We plan on getting a house with a good sitting porch, sort of like what Vic has.

Posted by: notsothoreau at June 22, 2018 09:55 PM (JKNZq)

343 I enjoyed watching a pair of older fawns frolicking on the golf course behind our house yesterday afternoon. They were chasing each other and jumping in the air.

Son's dog saw them and was frothing at the mouth to go on the screened porch and run them off.

Sometimes it's nice to let the doggeh run off a herd, and sometimes it's nice to quietly enjoy watching a bit of peaceful, playful nature at its best.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2018 09:57 PM (ptqGC)

344 I haven't watched the video, but Bohemian Grove is a retreat for very rich and powerful people.
Posted by: rickl at June 22, 2018 09:53 PM (sdi6R)

Interesting. My company has done civil engineering and surveying projects for a group that has "Bohemian" in its name, and is headed up by a very, very wealthy person. guess I need to research some stuff.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at June 22, 2018 09:57 PM (EhZNT)

345 I get rabbits in my yard a lot. I wish there were more, so they would eat the grass and I wouldn't have to mow.

Posted by: rickl at June 22, 2018 09:57 PM (sdi6R)

346 My late husband had the lab and rott trained not to spook elk. The elk herd would just split up around them and keep going. He was close enough to grab some hair off the back end of one when it went by.

Posted by: notsothoreau at June 22, 2018 09:58 PM (JKNZq)

347 I get rabbits in my yard a lot. I wish there were more, so they would eat the grass and I wouldn't have to mow.
Posted by: rickl at June 22, 2018 09:57 PM (sdi6R)

All the rabbits in my yard make me miss the family of foxes that once lived nearby.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at June 22, 2018 09:59 PM (EhZNT)

348 343 I enjoyed watching a pair of older fawns frolicking on the golf course behind our house yesterday afternoon. They were chasing each other and jumping in the air.

Son's dog saw them and was frothing at the mouth to go on the screened porch and run them off.

Sometimes it's nice to let the doggeh run off a herd, and sometimes it's nice to quietly enjoy watching a bit of peaceful, playful nature at its best.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2018 09:57 PM (ptqGC)



He probably thought "oh big dogs! I want to go out and play with them!"

Posted by: Buzzion at June 22, 2018 09:59 PM (hmCRY)

349 The raptors around here have wiped out the marsh rabbit population. And now we're getting more red foxes and even coyotes. Not to mention wild Ossabaw hogs (which are delicious).

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2018 09:59 PM (ptqGC)

350 265 Oh, and the likely winner of Mexico's presidential election (soon) is openly saying many of his future constituents must move to the US.......
Posted by: rhomboid at June 22, 2018 09:31 PM (QDnY+)
-----------------------------
Hey, you gotta keep a sense of humor.
Here we have a candidate for president telling the voters he wants them to move away!

Can you imagine a candidate from any other country pushing that line? "I have a great plan for Paraguayans. Move to Argentina!"








Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 22, 2018 10:00 PM (0jtPF)

351 And another nice story about a lovely and kind teen on an Air Alaska flight and the blind and deaf men she helped :

https://tinyurl.com/yd6dghms

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2018 10:00 PM (O5K3f)

352 I have some rabbits, they don't eat much, but would destroy my garden if they could get in.

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2018 10:01 PM (pHfeF)

353 He probably thought "oh big dogs! I want to go out and play with them!"

Posted by: Buzzion at June 22, 2018 09:59 PM (hmCRY)


Nope. Son's dog is a she and she knows they're some sort of prey. She is capable of running down a small deer and then....who knows what.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2018 10:01 PM (ptqGC)

354 Good Lord am I happy to see this week end. Stressed to the max and not having fun. Ace, thanks for these decompression threads, I think it's a great thing to unplug from politics and talk about pets and bears and silly stuff for a time and ignore the insanity, if only briefly. The insanity gets to you, and it's good to see the pleasant things in life from time to time.

Posted by: joncelli, delivering his speech at June 22, 2018 10:01 PM (1FhAQ)

355 See the latest in soyboy fashion:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yanf87nt

I'm sure Egg McMuffin and Bill Kristol will get
matching pairs of these.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 22, 2018 08:53 PM (8O3HH)



They look like corpses dressed like fruits

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 22, 2018 10:01 PM (SiINZ)

356 And BTW, as opposed to Dick, I think everybody-even winners-need decompression at times.

Good night!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2018 10:02 PM (O5K3f)

357 been pondering the possibility of driving for something like uber or lyft
the problem is that I don't really enjoy driving...

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 22, 2018 10:02 PM (hMwEB)

358 Nope. Son's dog is a she and she knows they're some sort of prey. She is capable of running down a small deer and then....who knows what.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2018 10:01 PM (ptqGC)



Ah so option two. She saw them and thought "oh boy dinner!"

Posted by: Buzzion at June 22, 2018 10:03 PM (hmCRY)

359 That's my opinion.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 22, 2018 09:47 PM (W3ofY)

Well, Pale Moon was essentially unusable for me so...

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at June 22, 2018 10:03 PM (n9EOP)

360 Bears used to play in the little pond behind our house. Also, a Mallard pair would show up every year and swim/nest back there.

Then...a lesbian couple bought the house and drained/filled in the pond because...well, because. Now they are moving away. Pond won't be coming back.

Also, I expect the vacuum is hurting that puppy's ears.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 22, 2018 10:03 PM (OuRYP)

361 Hey, you gotta keep a sense of humor.
Here we have a candidate for president telling the voters he wants them to move away!

Can you imagine a candidate from any other country pushing that line? "I have a great plan for Paraguayans. Move to Argentina!"

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 22, 2018 10:00 PM (0jtPF)


"Mestizos! Go! Indios! Go!"

European Messicans relax, sigh in relief, right up 'til they need their glass replenished...

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at June 22, 2018 10:04 PM (EhZNT)

362 But you're a Dick.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2018 09:03 PM (O5K3f)


He lives up to his name. And I'm married to him. Whatever.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 22, 2018 10:05 PM (SRarZ)

363 been pondering the possibility of driving for something like uber or lyft

the problem is that I don't really enjoy driving...

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 22, 2018 10:02 PM (hMwEB)

I was thinking about that as well, then I realized that while I don't mind driving, I don't like people so I decided to pass.

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at June 22, 2018 10:05 PM (n9EOP)

364 356 And BTW, as opposed to Dick, I think everybody-even winners-need decompression at times.

Good night!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2018 10:02 PM (O5K3f)


Even God rested on the seventh day. The whole day! So I'm going with Him over Dickweed.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 22, 2018 10:05 PM (KeRzR)

365 Ah so option two. She saw them and thought "oh boy dinner!"
Posted by: Buzzion at June 22, 2018 10:03 PM (hmCRY)


She is thinking, "I am a wolf, I must nobly chase those caribou across the frozen taiga!"

All dogs think that.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 22, 2018 10:05 PM (2K6fY)

366 I watched an old Nova piece a couple of nights ago that was fascinating. There was a parakeet that knew over 200 words and phrases.

When I was young, and we were constantly moving in the AF, I owned those sweet little birds. The key is, get only one. They bond to you and listen to everything you say. My last little bird would listen for me to come home and would ring the bell in its cage and go nuts for me to let him out. He'd perch on my shoulder and say, "I'm a pretty pretty boy!"

Yeah, it sounds stupid to the horde, but to a 9 y.o. girl, it was the best.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2018 10:06 PM (ptqGC)

367 nood !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 22, 2018 10:06 PM (GNCPT)

368 336 Running around naked and tinkling on trees...

Geez the Romans had better Saturnalias.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at June 22, 2018 09:53 PM (pgJGB)

Eyes Wide Shut did a bang up job.

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 22, 2018 10:07 PM (E4NQ0)

369 been pondering the possibility of driving for something like uber or lyft

the problem is that I don't really enjoy driving...

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 22, 2018 10:02 PM (hMwEB)

I have the opposite problem. I love driving, but I hate people. People are the worst. Many of them drive. Badly. Very badly.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at June 22, 2018 10:07 PM (EhZNT)

370 Thanks, Fen. Good night.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 22, 2018 10:08 PM (5jVnA)

371 been pondering the possibility of driving for something like uber or lyft
the problem is that I don't really enjoy driving...
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 22, 2018 10:02 PM (hMwEB)

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It's a good way to make money as a part time job, to clear some debt or to add to the rainy day fund. It is a terrible and car killing job to do it full time plus.

Think you don't especially like people now? Driving full time with their driver rating system will make you hate people in general.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 22, 2018 10:08 PM (I16G8)

372 367 nood !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 22, 2018 10:06 PM (GNCPT

LAST!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at June 22, 2018 10:08 PM (EhZNT)

373 *golf clap*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 22, 2018 10:09 PM (GNCPT)

374 Even God rested on the seventh day.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 22, 2018 10:05 PM (KeRzR)


Even I liked the part where his boy picks a fight with the money changers.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 22, 2018 10:12 PM (fiGNd)

375 I see something similar to that chipmunk running around our yard but it doesn't have a tail. Anyone know what it might be?

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 22, 2018 10:12 PM (dUJdY)

376 Madamemayhem: Sherlock with Cumberbatch is a blast. The first two seasons are based on the original Doyle stories, only modernized. When you have finished Season 1, to go YouTube and watch "Seasons Greetings". (At least I think that's the name.) It is an absolute stitch.

I really like this iteration of the Holmes stories because Martin Freeman plays Watson as a person in his own right; not just a foil for Holmes's adventures. This Watson sticks up for himself, doesn't let Holmes run him over, and actively participates, rather than merely looks on. And Cumberbatch does a great Holmes -- tall, lanky, total snob, so impressively intelligent, and Mark Gattiss as Mycroft runs rings around him.

I never really understood the Christmas special that preceded the third season, and I really didn't understand the third season all that much either. The third season wandered off the path and into some really strange weeds. I believe that the third season is the series finale. Both Cumberbatch and Freeman have become very much in demand because of the series, and I don't think either have the time or the inclination to come back a fourth time. (Although it is very interesting how many times one will have a bit part in the other's movies.)

I hope you enjoy the series as much as I have.

Posted by: Deplorable Lady with Only Two Deplorable Cats at June 22, 2018 10:36 PM (ZFnbj)

377 did i just ban myself

Posted by: jakee308 at June 22, 2018 10:56 PM (cW5Gl)

378 I guess not.

The friday ont is a . . disappointment.

if I wanted mystery I would try to figure out the left.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 22, 2018 10:57 PM (cW5Gl)

379 This makes me laugh every time I see it. How bad of an owner do you have to be for your cat to do this? http://www.funnycatpix.com/_pics/I_Have_My_Paper_Bag.htm

Posted by: Locke Common at June 22, 2018 11:00 PM (W0pSB)

380 you don't understand

Posted by: saved by zero at June 23, 2018 12:17 AM (jsqXi)

381 maybe I win

Posted by: saved by zero at June 23, 2018 12:17 AM (jsqXi)

382 commy futher

Posted by: let's go at June 23, 2018 12:19 AM (jsqXi)

383 there is no oil on this planet.

Posted by: oil be gone at June 23, 2018 12:20 AM (jsqXi)

384 woke me!

Posted by: a feather at June 23, 2018 12:21 AM (jsqXi)

385 password

Posted by: 1234 at June 23, 2018 12:22 AM (jsqXi)

386 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exhlXgKLoHk

For no other reason than I like basset hounds. Medium sized dogs; and they are fun. My best games of tug-of-war have been with basset hounds.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 23, 2018 12:26 AM (CX+br)

387 54
Black Bears = OK, just keep your distance and don't go near cubs

Brown Bears = GTFO as quietly and as quickly as possible
Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 22, 2018 08:38 PM (I16G

Well, I guess I'll have to do this, since no one else has done it:

racist!

Posted by: m at June 23, 2018 03:38 AM (/TzhX)

388 Thanks so much. What would we do without animals. I love them all.

Posted by: Kim Jong-fu at June 23, 2018 09:26 AM (artIV)

Michael Anton: Here's a Question No One Ever Asks-- Why Does a Nation of 320 Million Need Millions of More Immigrants?

Not a Cuck. Trump made an error in letting this cat go, and should rehire him in a more important position if he ever becomes available again, and if he's even willing to take a job again with Trump.

As Capitol Hill Republicans attempt for -- what, the eighth? ninth? -- time in the past two decades to jam through an amnesty that their voters have explicitly, loudly and repeatedly said they do not want, it’s worth asking a question that is rarely raised:

Does the United States -- population 320 million and rising --need more people? If so, why?

To most ears, the question sounds blasphemous, which illustrates the rottenness of our immigration debate. Actually, "debate" is far too generous. One side has made sure that there is no debate. Good people want more immigration, and bad people object or raise questions. An inherently political issue has been effectively rendered religious, with the righteous on one side, sinners on the other.

The basic question remains. The pat answer over the past 20 years 0-- "to do the jobs Americans just won’t do" -- may seem to have some salience with a 3.9 percent unemployment rate. But that only further begs the question. After at least two decades of wage stagnation and even decline, now that we've finally reached the nirvana of full employment (and who knows how long it will last), why not take advantage of this tight labor market to raise wages across the board? Especially for the working and middle classes that got nowhere or even lost ground during the housing, finance and tech booms of recent years?

Just about everyone knows the answer: because the business community does not like tight labor markets and the concomitant necessity to raise wages. That's bad for the bottom line. The solution? More workers! And so the Chamber of Commerce Annex -- a.k.a. Capitol Hill Republicans -- dutifully attempt to do their donors' bidding at the expense of their voters’ interests.

Economists in league with big business got good at torturing data to "show" that immigration benefits the economy. But as demonstrated by Harvard University’s George Borjas, one of the nation’s leading economists on the topic, immigration is a net economic benefit to immigrants and to their employers. To workers already here, not so much.

...

We know how more immigration benefits big business and the Democratic Party. No one has yet to convincingly explain how it benefits the American people as a whole. That's the foremost consideration that should drive our immigration debate, and that’s what should determine our immigration policy.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:20 PM




Comments

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1 Because white people won't mow my estate's lawn for next to nothing.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at June 22, 2018 06:28 PM (H5knJ)

2 Because we just need more deadbeats.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 22, 2018 06:28 PM (Y9uH4)

3 You'd think that the dunces driving through LA traffic would be asking the same question.

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 22, 2018 06:28 PM (xPl2J)

4 We're on the road to nowhere.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 22, 2018 06:29 PM (Y9uH4)

5 And the low UE rate is just people filing for unemployment. It does not counts grads sitting in mummy's basement because it would be beneath them to take a lower level job (that wont even pay their student loans if they were stupid enough to think crazy Bernie was going to get those loans waived)

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at June 22, 2018 06:30 PM (eASYU)

6 Because I don't want to shine my own jackboots?

Posted by: tu3031 at June 22, 2018 06:30 PM (O5Q3r)

7 We need new people because the old ones are so disappointing to the decisionmakers.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 22, 2018 06:31 PM (oVJmc)

8 Not just 320 million, but 320 million immigrants, I'm told. Constantly.

Posted by: t-bird at June 22, 2018 06:31 PM (p8CaB)

9 I have no problem with immigrants coming to this country. I do have a problem with a government that can't decide when and under what rules those immigrants arrive.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Coffee drinker at June 22, 2018 06:31 PM (ULoJS)

10 And as someone who doesn't speak spanish so I do all my grunt level yard work myself. Get off your lazy azzes people! A little grunt work is good for you.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at June 22, 2018 06:32 PM (eASYU)

11 "Jobs Americans Won't Do"

No, not at those wages.

And not when there's welfare, food stamps, and mountains of other 'aid.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 22, 2018 06:32 PM (oVJmc)

12 Everyone knows that the only enlightened way to control population is through abortion. Immigration restriction is for cretins.

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 22, 2018 06:32 PM (xPl2J)

13 3
You'd think that the dunces driving through LA traffic would be asking the same question.


Posted by: Mark1971 at June 22, 2018 06:28 PM (xPl2J)


I resemble that remark.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at June 22, 2018 06:33 PM (q1VoB)

14 >> No one has yet to convincingly explain how it benefits the American people as a whole.


Cheap Lettuce!

Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2018 06:33 PM (XQQJg)

15 3

You'd think that the dunces driving through LA traffic would be asking the same question.




Posted by: Mark1971 at June 22, 2018 06:28 PM (xPl2J)

hah, yes...wait, what..that's me...hey!

Posted by: IC at June 22, 2018 06:34 PM (a0IVu)

16
What we need is a minimum 20-year freeze on ALL immigration as well as a complete stopping of all bilingual programs.

Assimilate or leave.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 22, 2018 06:35 PM (VM6ev)

17 What, Ace -

You going to sweeten and spice your own milk?


#HorchataForever



Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2018 06:35 PM (XQQJg)

18 We need to export some folks.

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 22, 2018 06:35 PM (4e+hS)

19

What's good for General Bullmoose is good for the USA.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 22, 2018 06:36 PM (IqV8l)

20 America is full. Moose out front shoulda told you.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 22, 2018 06:36 PM (MQ2up)

21 As some wise person said here, if the cold civil war is going to go hot, it needs to happen when we have a pro-American president. I don't think the left is smart enough to figure that wisdom out.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 22, 2018 06:37 PM (pw+jk)

22 You'll be see/hearing this repeated:
"A record-high 75 percent of Americans think immigration is a good thing for the United States, results from a new Gallup Poll indicate..."

You will NOT be seeing/hearing this:

"According to a recent Gallup poll the number of Americans who oppose increasing immigration levels rose to 79% while the percentage of people who want to see immigration levels increased dropped to 21%..."

They are two different things, the latter being inconvenient.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 22, 2018 06:37 PM (OuRYP)

23 Anton is one thing I will criticize Bolton for - Bolton was the one who showed him the door, because apparently Bolton is insistent on only working with people he knows and who are on "his team". I think that was a mistake.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 22, 2018 06:37 PM (k1TUh)

24 The Boss needs to get Pelosi Galore on camera and ask this question: how does showering illegals with benefits help working Americans pay in for said benefits.

Posted by: PhilDirt at June 22, 2018 06:37 PM (/+1us)

25 We need no more immigrants until the legal ones already here assimilate. That would mean no newbies for about 40 years. And illegal aliens, non-assimilating green card holders, H1 visa slaves, chain migrants, and refugee/assylum seekers must leave. The pipeline is stuffed and clogged up with too many already. And without the US as a safety valve for social problems, over-population, and chronic corruption in the exporting countries of humans need to solve their own damn problems.

Posted by: Lester at June 22, 2018 06:37 PM (LfJIn)

26 Assimilate or assrelocate.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 22, 2018 06:37 PM (MQ2up)

27 It's their right to be here!! We are all World Citizens!!!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 22, 2018 06:37 PM (Kuu/n)

28 America is full. Moose out front shoulda told you.

C'mon! Plenty of room in "the shadows"!

Posted by: tu3031 at June 22, 2018 06:37 PM (O5Q3r)

29 17 Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2018 06:35 PM (XQQJg)

Chatting-up a whore costs double.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 22, 2018 06:37 PM (VM6ev)

30 11: As so. That is a big part of the reason. Plus the Dems have ruined inner city education to the point where those kids can't read and figure out how to do something and at the same time Dems have stripped away most of the shop classes etc so those kids don't learn how to build things either and factory owner X would rather have Jose who understands some basic tool usage than Xavier who does not.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at June 22, 2018 06:38 PM (eASYU)

31 They have to go back.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 22, 2018 06:38 PM (fA1SL)

32 FAIRNESS!

Posted by: People who GET Fairness at June 22, 2018 06:38 PM (vDqXW)

33 Catch and release, baby!

Catch 'em on our southern border and release them in Alaska.

Posted by: VA MKZ at June 22, 2018 06:38 PM (UGO8J)

34 How 'bout we just nuke Mexico. Problem Solved.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 22, 2018 06:38 PM (Y9uH4)

35 1) Fine employers who hire illegal invaders and arrest the owners and/or CEO's of the companies that do.
2) Ban money transfers to mexico.
3) Issue arrest warrants for all mexican politicians for "crimes against humanity" like Spain tried to do with Pinochet.

War.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 22, 2018 06:38 PM (EoRCO)

36 I've thought this forever.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 22, 2018 06:38 PM (nILVB)

37 Do you think Immigration is good for America, or are you a Racist and a Bigot?

Posted by: Gallup Poll Questions at June 22, 2018 06:38 PM (XQQJg)

38 Let the church say "AMEN!"

Posted by: logprof at June 22, 2018 06:38 PM (e7oj4)

39 33 Catch and release, baby!

Catch 'em on our southern border and release them in Alaska.
Posted by: VA MKZ at June 22, 2018 06:38 PM (UGO8J)


Kiska.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 22, 2018 06:39 PM (VM6ev)

40 You'd think that the dunces driving through LA traffic would be asking the same question.

¿Que?

Posted by: Newly arrived LA driver at June 22, 2018 06:39 PM (r64dc)

41 34. Ahh.....that's part of Phase One of the Greater Eurasian Co-Prosperity Sphere plan.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 22, 2018 06:39 PM (fA1SL)

42 We don't.

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2018 06:39 PM (pHfeF)

43 Because now I need somebody to mow MY lawn.

Posted by: Manuel Labor at June 22, 2018 06:39 PM (HgMAr)

44 What the Economist and WSJ types and Jeb Bush will say - we've made too many promises with Social Security and other entitlements, and we don't dare cut anything back, and we don't dare tell the voters how much we've lied to them over the years, so the only solution is to import a whole bunch of 20 somethings who will work and pay into SS for 40 years. Oh and if they bring all their relatives over that's cool.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 22, 2018 06:39 PM (k1TUh)

45 we are full. go back home.

also end chain migration and anchor babies and selling citizenship to rich chinese people.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 22, 2018 06:39 PM (FOPyv)

46 Cheap Lettuce!
Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2018 06:33 PM (XQQJg)

----------

With free sides of bacterial diseases!

Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 22, 2018 06:40 PM (I16G8)

47 14 >> No one has yet to convincingly explain how it benefits the American people as a whole.

Cheap Lettuce!

Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2018 06:33 PM (XQQJg)


Covered in e-coli. Shitting upon the food that Americans won't shit upon.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at June 22, 2018 06:40 PM (NL6wI)

48
C'mon! Plenty of room in "the shadows"!
Posted by: tu3031


I blame the shadows.

Posted by: Kosh at June 22, 2018 06:40 PM (IqV8l)

49 so the only solution is to import a whole bunch of 20 somethings who will work and pay into SS for 40 years. Oh and if they bring all their relatives over that's cool.
=====

Huh.

What's the FICA rate on under the table wages?

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 22, 2018 06:41 PM (nILVB)

50 this is the problem with the anti-news environment and the HR-ificiation of daily life where the "bad side" is not even allowed to discuss things in public lest they get doxxed and mocked and fired.

so, all immigration is good bc we're a nation of immigrants BUT oops the polls show this is bullshit. The polls that dare not speak thy name.

fuck it. kick everyone out.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 22, 2018 06:41 PM (FOPyv)

51
The Great Society created a vast underclass of Americans who won't do jobs.

Now, they just have their organs harvested prenatally.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 22, 2018 06:41 PM (VM6ev)

52 This article pretty much cuts to the quick:

[WARNING!! The $PLC calls it a hate site!!]

https://www.vdare.com/posts/bret-stephens-america-needs-more-immigrants-like-israel-has

Posted by: logprof at June 22, 2018 06:41 PM (e7oj4)

53 "Why Does a Nation of 320 Million Need Millions of More Immigrants?"

By asking that question, I hope you understand you're admitting you're a NAZI. Because under the New Rules, one cannot get to Godwin fast enough.

BTW, Hollywood, the MFM, Academia, and the Democrats/RINOs (BIRM) can remain ****ing themselves sideways with Satan's Barbed Cock with Extra Pineapple. Enemies of The People? Yep. One of the many things Trump gets right.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 22, 2018 06:41 PM (H8S+R)

54 The West got scammed on the evils of overpopulation. You're destroying the planet if you have kids! It's not the only reason people stopped having kids in advanced societies but it was definitely planted in people's minds. Nobody told the rest of the world they had to stop reproducing, though. And now they're all on the doorstep of America and Europe, insisting on coming in. They ain't asking.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 22, 2018 06:41 PM (2NqXo)

55 In the little Texas town where I live, you need not apply for a job unless you speak Spanish as well as English.

Posted by: huerfano at June 22, 2018 06:41 PM (L9nK5)

56 And the Left will say "But your ancestors were allowed to immigrate to America, what gives you the right to stop others from coming here to seek a better life?"

Posted by: josephistan at June 22, 2018 06:41 PM (ANIFC)

57 I've been saying that for years. We do not need anymore people. Roads jammed cities flooded.

But, merit based immigration I am a fan of.

Geriatric Fox News panel of Trump haters sucks.

Posted by: Redenzo at June 22, 2018 06:41 PM (14qvS)

58 Turns out that Tom Arnold was, get this, lying.

https://bit.ly/2IltcMg

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 22, 2018 06:41 PM (+y/Ru)

59 C'mon! Plenty of room in "the shadows"!
Posted by: tu3031

I blame the shadows.
Posted by: Kosh at June 22, 2018 06:40 PM"

I'll take Obscure Sci-Fi shows for $200, Alex!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 22, 2018 06:42 PM (k1TUh)

60 Who is going to kill all the white American people when they realize they have been screwed?

We are not a civilization, we are a bunch of tribes. Read the memo. It is King of the Mountain, except for real now.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 22, 2018 06:42 PM (UsCnO)

61 As readers of your blog comment section know, I've asked this question fortnightly.

Hiatus now! No legal immigration for the next 25 years while we digest and Americanize our current crop.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 22, 2018 06:42 PM (yQpMk)

62 Do you know how hard it is to get an American kid to shit in the Spinach Field?

Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2018 06:42 PM (XQQJg)

63
The Boss needs to get Pelosi Galore on camera and ask this question: how
does showering illegals with benefits help working Americans pay in for
said benefits.

======

That's
easy!! Giving away trillions in taxpayer funded give aways to people
that are illegal invaders is the best way to grow the economy. In fact,
economists all say that a taxpayer dollar given to an illegal criminal
invader circulates 48 times in the economy. Ask Paul Krugman.

Posted by: Nanzi Palsi at June 22, 2018 06:42 PM (pw+jk)

64 But but but the POEM THE POEM!!!ADFKJAHSLKJF!!!!KJDSHFAIS



Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. In Heaven. Since Fenelon morted me. at June 22, 2018 06:42 PM (dEQP3)

65 The U.S. can hold a hell of a lot more people than it does at the moment, and I do believe that when done properly, immigration creates its own labor demand. All those new people are going to be eating things, buying things, renting things, etc. etc.

But this makes the assumption that the new immigrants "buy in" (no pun intended) to the capitalist free market society we've got going. You get a job, even a shitty job, or a "Dirty Job", if that's all you can get, and you work that job, creating wealth. You save, you budget, you scrimp, you do what you can, and over time you improve your lot in life so you can afford to buy more stuff.

Those old, stupid, oh-my-god-why-are-you-still-here dummy dumb dumbheads used to call that "The American Dream". What losers, right? I am like, so sure. But seriously, I do think very, very many immigrants, including many if not most Mexicans, would adhere to this paradigm....

were it not for the perverting, disrupting effects of the Welfare State.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 22, 2018 06:42 PM (BRvh1)

66 44 What the Economist and WSJ types and Jeb Bush will say - we've made too many promises with Social Security and other entitlements, and we don't dare cut anything back, and we don't dare tell the voters how much we've lied to them over the years, so the only solution is to import a whole bunch of 20 somethings who will work and pay into SS for 40 years. Oh and if they bring all their relatives over that's cool.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 22, 2018 06:39 PM (k1TUh)


And these guys are supposed to be the elite, Ivy League best and brightest?

A big fucking joke, that.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 22, 2018 06:42 PM (VM6ev)

67 We all know that Americans won't pick lettuce for $50 an hour, so therefore the only solution is the continued importation of slave labor.

My gardener, some neighbor's kid, wanted a raise to $15 an hour, so my wife fired him and got some guy who can't speak English to do it for $10 instead.

Smart cookie there, and soon to be your next junior senator from AZ.

Posted by: John "NVA Ace" McCain at June 22, 2018 06:43 PM (gDSJf)

68 10 And as someone who doesn't speak spanish so I do all my grunt level yard work myself. Get off your lazy azzes people! A little grunt work is good for you.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at June 22, 2018 06:32 PM (eASYU)

I refuse to learn or speak Spanglish. And why I can find white and black guys to do work for me? I pay them what they are worth and don' treat them like $(*#.

Posted by: Lester at June 22, 2018 06:43 PM (LfJIn)

69 I had a Facebook "friend of a friend" whine about evil us. I asked her why she hated people of color. I pointed out that they are the ones that can't get jobs and have to deal with crime. Linked to the Daniel Greenfield article the other day. Of course she ignored my question.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 22, 2018 06:43 PM (Lqy/e)

70 Who gonna

rape our children
kill our children
be the world scapegoat
be the world healthcare system
give us money

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 22, 2018 06:43 PM (JFO2v)

71 Just wait until Mehico experiences socialism, good and hard, for several years like Venezuela. And THAT is about to happen.

We'll probably have Schumer crying for a wall.

I'll volunteer him as filler.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 22, 2018 06:43 PM (MQ2up)

72 And the Left will say "But your ancestors were allowed to immigrate to America, what gives you the right to stop others from coming here to seek a better life?"
=====

Who did the "allowing?"

We are their modern-day counterpart.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 22, 2018 06:43 PM (nILVB)

73 Gallup poll shows that roughly 147 million people would like to immigrate to the U.S.

That's adults...throw in a couple of children and the number doubles.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybju27rj

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 22, 2018 06:43 PM (OuRYP)

74 Because white people won't mow my estate's lawn for next to nothing.
Posted by: Bill Kristol at June 22, 2018 06:28 PM (H5knJ)


Another application for Robots. A T1000 should work at Kristol's house.

Posted by: X-ray at June 22, 2018 06:43 PM (HxbkP)

75 >>But, merit based immigration I am a fan of.


Once we decide you can become a citizen, though, you need to hunt down and kill 3 criminal aliens before your Green Card expires.

Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2018 06:44 PM (XQQJg)

76 Illegal aliens decimated the local labor force, in the construction business, in large parts of Texas. Shit's cheap though.

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 22, 2018 06:44 PM (4e+hS)

77 64 But but but the POEM THE POEM!!!ADFKJAHSLKJF!!!!KJDSHFAIS



Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. In Heaven. Since Fenelon morted me. at June 22, 2018 06:42 PM (dEQP3)

My italian grandfather hated that stupid poem.

"Who the hell do you think you're calling 'wretched refuse', huh? Where do you get off?"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 22, 2018 06:44 PM (BRvh1)

78 Assimilate? To what?
Plenty of immigrants assimilate to the rancid values of our ruling class.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 22, 2018 06:44 PM (0jtPF)

79 Leftists scream No Borders and mean it, answering questions about it isn't in their interest.

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2018 06:44 PM (pHfeF)

80 63
The Boss needs to get Pelosi Galore on camera and ask this question: how
does showering illegals with benefits help working Americans pay in for
said benefits.

======

That's
easy!! Giving away trillions in taxpayer funded give aways to people
that are illegal invaders is the best way to grow the economy. In fact,
economists all say that a taxpayer dollar given to an illegal criminal
invader circulates 48 times in the economy. Ask Paul Krugman.
Posted by: Nanzi Palsi at June 22, 2018 06:42 PM (pw+jk)


Here's an idea: raise the personal and corporate income tax on the top 1% of income earners to 95%.

Almost forgot; he top 1% of income earners in MEXICO.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 22, 2018 06:44 PM (VM6ev)

81 so the only solution is to import a whole bunch of
20 somethings who will work and pay into SS for 40 years. Oh and if they
bring all their relatives over that's cool.

=====



Huh.



What's the FICA rate on under the table wages?

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 22, 2018 06:41 PM (nILVB)

====
The same as it is on over the table wages ZERO. Haven't heard of Earned Income Credit. Social Security gives all of the employees FICA taxes back to the illegal worker and his 8 kids.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 22, 2018 06:45 PM (pw+jk)

82 57 I've been saying that for years. We do not need anymore people. Roads jammed cities flooded.

How can we get enviro nut to stop all immigration to save things?

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 22, 2018 06:45 PM (JFO2v)

83 also because america's immigration laws were written by people who fucking hate this country. that's why.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 22, 2018 06:45 PM (FOPyv)

84 78 Assimilate? To what?
Plenty of immigrants assimilate to the rancid values of our ruling class.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 22, 2018 06:44 PM (0jtPF)


You make a good point. We can't even get shit-stains like Camera Hogg to assimilate into being Americans.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 22, 2018 06:45 PM (VM6ev)

85 71 Just wait until Mehico experiences socialism, good and hard, for several years like Venezuela. And THAT is about to happen.

We'll probably have Schumer crying for a wall.

I'll volunteer him as filler."

The only "good" think to look forward to if Obrador wins is that Mexico is too big, with too many people - it's basically ungovernable. Obrador is going to fail at anything he tries, and end up extremely unpopular, just like every other President Mexico has ever had.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 22, 2018 06:45 PM (k1TUh)

86 C'mon! Plenty of room in "the shadows"!
Posted by: tu3031 at June 22, 2018 06:37 PM

BACK FROM THE SHADOWS AGAIN
Album : I Think We're All Bozos On This Bus
Firesign Theatre


The Whisperin' Squash[singing]:
Back from the Shadows again
Out where an In-jun's your friend
Where the veg'tables are green,
And you can pee into the stream
Yes, we're back from the Shadows again

Reprise (Whisperin' with others):
We're goin' back to the Shadows again
Out where an Indian's your friend
Where the vegetables are green,
And you can pee right into the stream
(And that's important!)
We're back from the Shadows again

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 22, 2018 06:45 PM (2NqXo)

87 The Boss needs to get Pelosi Galore on camera and ask this question: how
does showering illegals with benefits help working Americans pay in for
said benefits.
=====

For every dollar of welfare, two dollars goes into the economy!

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at June 22, 2018 06:46 PM (nILVB)

88 76 Illegal aliens decimated the local labor force, in the construction business, in large parts of Texas. Shit's cheap though.
Posted by: Dr Spank at June 22, 2018 06:44 PM (4e+hS)


Ask Victor Davis Hansen about what happened to central California.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 22, 2018 06:46 PM (VM6ev)

89 77 64 But but but the POEM THE POEM!!!ADFKJAHSLKJF!!!!KJDSHFAIS



Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. In Heaven. Since Fenelon morted me. at June 22, 2018 06:42 PM (dEQP3)

My italian grandfather hated that stupid poem.

-------------------

poem which refers to end of civil war but close enough. as if the makers of said poem and statue knew that it would be placed somewhere where a portion of immigrants would happen to pass by on the way here back when folks came here by boat.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 22, 2018 06:46 PM (FOPyv)

90 10 And as someone who doesn't speak spanish so I do all my grunt level yard work myself. Get off your lazy azzes people! A little grunt work is good for you.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at June 22, 2018 06:32 PM (eASYU)
I refuse to learn or speak Spanglish. And why I can find white and black guys to do work for me? I pay them what they are worth and don' treat them like $(*#.
Posted by: Lester at June 22, 2018 06:43 PM (LfJIn)

Yup.....I refuse to have anyone to my property unless it is something I cannot do myself.

Such as a/c repair, electrical work or a prostate massage.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 22, 2018 06:46 PM (EoRCO)

91 Freeze food stamps, section 8, welfare, and medicaid.
As Johnson said the blacks will be voting for us forever!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 22, 2018 06:47 PM (JFO2v)

92
Just wait until Mehico experiences socialism, good and hard, for several years like Venezuela. And THAT is about to happen.

Maybe they'll be the ones to finally make it work.

ha
ha

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 22, 2018 06:47 PM (IqV8l)

93 Here's an idea: raise the personal and corporate income tax on the top 1% of income earners to 95%.

Almost forgot; he top 1% of income earners in MEXICO."

Pablo Escobar's Ghost laughs at your silly taxes.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 22, 2018 06:47 PM (k1TUh)

94 We need more voters for the Communist Revolution!

Long Live the North American Socialist Republic!

https://tinyurl.com/c34yggz

Posted by: Democrat Party at June 22, 2018 06:47 PM (MuTTO)

95 Social Security gives all of the employees FICA taxes back to the illegal worker and his 8 kids.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 22, 2018 06:45 PM (pw+jk)

While hitting the employers up for 7.65%.

Posted by: golfman at June 22, 2018 06:47 PM (If3tB)

96 Job sites I am on are infested with guys who do not speak any English, I have no idea of anyone's immigration statis but wonder constantly.

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2018 06:47 PM (pHfeF)

97 In fact,
economists all say that a taxpayer dollar given to an illegal criminal
invader circulates 48 times in the economy.
..........

Until it mysteriously turns into a peso.

Posted by: wth at June 22, 2018 06:47 PM (HgMAr)

98 Covered in e-coli. Shitting upon the food that Americans won't shit upon.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at June 22, 2018 06:40 PM (NL6wI)

Its even worse than that. The cheap illegal alien labor has been crapping in the fields for so many years that the soil is laden with e coli. The leafy greens are absorbing the bacteria. Its now inside the lettuce so it can't be washed off.

Many farms in the Yuma area will have to be fallowed for years with the dirt turned over multiple times so the sun can kill the e coli.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at June 22, 2018 06:47 PM (l7Kbv)

99 I know this has been linked before here but if you haven't seen it makes the point perfectly.


Immigration, World Poverty and Gumballs - NumbersUSA.com

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=3&v=LPjzfGChGlE

Posted by: X-ray at June 22, 2018 06:48 PM (HxbkP)

100 "The pat answer over the past 20 years 0-- 'to do the jobs Americans just won't do' -- may seem to have some salience with a 3.9 percent unemployment rate."

Still using juiced numbers, I see.

Ask around. Away from your workplace, do you believe only one in twenty five adults are not working?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 22, 2018 06:49 PM (H8S+R)

101 Just wait until Mehico experiences socialism, good and hard, for several years like Venezuela. And THAT is about to happen.

We'll probably have Schumer crying for a wall.

I'll volunteer him as filler.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 22, 2018 06:43 PM

I don't want another Venezuela on our southern border.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 22, 2018 06:49 PM (2NqXo)

102 I'd be curious to hear an open-borders type explain why I can't squat on part of their property and claim it as my own. Or someone from a terrible neighborhood right here in the godd ole US of A. Morally speaking, why not?

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at June 22, 2018 06:49 PM (H5knJ)

103 Many farms in the Yuma area will have to be fallowed for years with the dirt turned over multiple times so the sun can kill the e coli."

So Yuma is now a shithole in every possible way.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 22, 2018 06:49 PM (k1TUh)

104 Well...particularly-

Why are we importing poorly educated, illiterate, inumerate, superstitious yabbos from other countries-

when everyone one of Our Betters are telling us that there is no future in low level-low skill unemployment

Cuz robots and computers will take care of all that sort of work?


A-a-a-a-a-a-and,

Why, when every single one of Our Betters is telling us that Soc. Sec. is going bankrupt and will go away soon or we must cut benefits to the bone,

are we importing, poor, poverty-stricken yabbos who immediately go on welfare and eat up the money that we should be using on our fellow citizens, ie. the ones who paid into the system?

If there really is a talent or skill that we're lacking, besides something like beheading infidels, which you can't find an American to do, then fine, import someone. Otherwise, why?

Posted by: naturalfake at June 22, 2018 06:49 PM (ZSkht)

105 64 But but but the POEM THE POEM!!!ADFKJAHSLKJF!!!!KJDSHFAIS



Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. In Heaven. Since Fenelon morted me. at June 22, 2018 06:42 PM (dEQP3)


The Statue of Liberty is kaput. And how in the hell did you get Fenelon to typo you off the grid?

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 22, 2018 06:49 PM (MQ2up)

106

Primero Santa Monica, segundo Santa Claus!!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 22, 2018 06:49 PM (VM6ev)

107 Like almost all current issues; debate is vorboten because it exposes the paucity of logic the left has at its disposal.

Posted by: IanDeal at June 22, 2018 06:49 PM (5mrLG)

108 Since as a Comrade of the Peoples Republic of California, I can't buy a good deal on the internet to get a replacement for the pistol I lost in my canoe trip. However, I'm going shopping for another slim compact tomorrow.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 22, 2018 06:50 PM (pw+jk)

109 Because white people won't mow my estate's lawn for next to nothing.

Hire a crew from your local ARC or similar organization. They do a good job and don't shit in the oleanders.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 22, 2018 06:50 PM (r64dc)

110 The Statue of Liberty is kaput. And how in the hell did you get Fenelon to typo you off the grid?
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 22, 2018 06:49 PM (MQ2up)



I have my ways.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. In Heaven. Since Fenelon morted me. at June 22, 2018 06:50 PM (dEQP3)

111 105 64 But but but the POEM THE POEM!!!ADFKJAHSLKJF!!!!KJDSHFAIS



Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. In Heaven. Since Fenelon morted me. at June 22, 2018 06:42 PM (dEQP3)

The Statue of Liberty is kaput. And how in the hell did you get Fenelon to typo you off the grid?
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 22, 2018 06:49 PM (MQ2up)



"Give me your tired, your poor,
I'll piss on them..."

- - Lou Reed, "Dirty Boulevard" 1989

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 22, 2018 06:51 PM (VM6ev)

112 3.9 unemployment rate is bullshit. Bullshit with Obama, bullshit with Trump.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 22, 2018 06:51 PM (HizHb)

113 Ask around. Away from your workplace, do you believe only one in twenty five adults are not working?
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 22, 2018 06:49 PM (H8S+R)

That's never been what that number meant.

Otherwise unemployment would historically almost always be over 50%.

Posted by: Sjg at June 22, 2018 06:51 PM (gDSJf)

114 Because white people won't mow my estate's lawn for next to nothing.
Posted by: Bill Kristol at June 22, 2018 06:28 PM (H5knJ)


Another application for Robots. A T1000 should work at Kristol's house.

Posted by: X-ray at June 22, 2018 06:43 PM (HxbkP)
.............

Robot quit.
Robot see Mr. Kristol by pool in lawnchair.
Robot must not see this. Robot quit.

Posted by: T1000 -497 at June 22, 2018 06:51 PM (HgMAr)

115 Posted by: GnuBreed at June 22, 2018 06:49 PM (MQ2up)

THIS is what fenelon did. I intended to say "I'm glad about your dad" (being better) which I am. It got typed or auto corrected as "Glad about your dead"
I apologized.

I'm getting rather bored by this whole meme.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2018 06:52 PM (O5K3f)

116 But but but the POEM THE POEM!!! ADFKJAHSLKJF!!!! KJDSHFAIS

-
If we give poets such power, Muldoon will rule the world!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 22, 2018 06:52 PM (+y/Ru)

117 I remember seeing some panel with a black guy arguing on it, saying "what do they mean, do jobs that Americans won't do? What kind of jobs do you think our unemployed youth won't do?"

and somebody on the panel very impolitely said "picking cotton." Oh, that started some shit.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 22, 2018 06:52 PM (k1TUh)

118 I'm doing the jobs that good American girls just won't do.

Posted by: Sandra Flook at June 22, 2018 06:52 PM (Tyii7)

119
So Yuma is now a shithole in every possible way.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 22, 2018 06:49 PM (k1TUh)

More of a shitfield. Or a shitplane.

But point taken.

Posted by: Mr. Warai-Leahey at June 22, 2018 06:52 PM (BRvh1)

120 Guess the shining city on a hill is turning the lights off.

Posted by: Mark Fields at June 22, 2018 06:53 PM (et+A2)

121 Social Security gives all of the employees FICA taxes back to the illegal worker and his 8 kids.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 22, 2018 06:45 PM (pw+jk)



While hitting the employers up for 7.65%.

Posted by: golfman at June 22, 2018 06:47 PM (If3tB)

=======Besides the humor and learning new and interesting things, the level of intelligence and knowledge is in the 99th percentile here.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 22, 2018 06:53 PM (pw+jk)

122 With a flood of Third Worlders, not only does the Left get empowered, but the US gets impoverished, and the unique American mindset disappears. All of these are Leftist goals.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 22, 2018 06:53 PM (oVJmc)

123 I'm getting rather bored by this whole meme.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2018 06:52 PM (O5K3f)

How do you reckon Buzzion feels?

Posted by: golfman at June 22, 2018 06:53 PM (If3tB)

124 The answer is in California, which is devolving into Saudi Arabia -- where the imports do the work and the local princes and princesses sit on their asses and never lift anything heavier than money.

Posted by: Regular joe at June 22, 2018 06:53 PM (7PllL)

125 THIS is what fenelon did. I intended to say "I'm glad about your dad" (being better) which I am. It got typed or auto corrected as "Glad about your dead"
I apologized. "

I'M NOT DEAD YET!!! I FEEL HAPPY, I FEEL HAPPY!!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 22, 2018 06:53 PM (k1TUh)

126 and furthermore

More Friday Flash Emails

Italian Beretta 92S 9mm Pistol Shooter Grade

$239.95

http://bit.ly/2ImiUv4


I got one of these from SOG and it is a delight.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 22, 2018 06:54 PM (yQpMk)

127 85 71 Just wait until Mehico experiences socialism, good and hard, for several years like Venezuela. And THAT is about to happen.

We'll probably have Schumer crying for a wall.

No you are wrong. Schumer jacks off to video of the misery in Ven because he believes he will be the first Socialist that make Socialism perfect.
Have a question? Why do the Catholics and Jews love the oppression of socialism?

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 22, 2018 06:54 PM (JFO2v)

128 Posted by: golfman at June 22, 2018 06:53 PM (If3tB)

Maybe he's more sanguine than I am at the moment.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2018 06:54 PM (O5K3f)

129 "An inherently political issue has been effectively rendered religious, with the righteous on one side, sinners on the other."

How is that different from every other issue? The Left has turned politics into religion and themselves into the medieval Catholic Church.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at June 22, 2018 06:54 PM (H8QX8)

130 Weren't there supposed to be documents regarding the Russian investigation turned over by the DOJ today?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2018 06:54 PM (ptqGC)

131 119. Ya see that, Randy? Shitfields from on shit-horizon to another. I tell ya - it's a bumper crop, and I'm driving the shit-combine.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 22, 2018 06:54 PM (fA1SL)

132 This is insanity.

Posted by: Fritz at June 22, 2018 06:54 PM (J7XgW)

133 Guess the shining city on a hill is turning the lights off.


The Shining City on the Hill of Liberty is an example to the world, not a bread kingdom for it.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 22, 2018 06:55 PM (yQpMk)

134 The answer is in California, which is devolving into Saudi Arabia -- where the imports do the work and the local princes and princesses sit on their asses and never lift anything heavier than money.
Posted by: Regular joe at June 22, 2018 06:53 PM (7PllL)

Yup....saw that in a movie back in the 70's. All the elites had two belly buttons and ran around shocking their slaves with batons for fun and pleasure.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 22, 2018 06:56 PM (EoRCO)

135 120 Guess the shining city on a hill is turning the lights off.
Posted by: Mark Fields at June 22, 2018 06:53 PM (et+A2)

Spiky haired green broad out front shoulda told ya.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 22, 2018 06:56 PM (BRvh1)

136 You know how when you don't mind people when people kid about the same thing endlessly, but when you have several different worrisome happening at the same time-it's not longer quite as funny and you're in a more irritable state than you might ordinary feel? Well, f you have you may know how I feel.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2018 06:56 PM (O5K3f)

137
How do you reckon Buzzion feels?


Cold and stiff?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 22, 2018 06:57 PM (oVJmc)

138 Maybe he's more sanguine than I am at the moment.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2018 06:54 PM (O5K3f)

Well. At least ya'll don't put carrots in chili.

Posted by: golfman at June 22, 2018 06:57 PM (If3tB)

139 Someone just linked this post over in the comments at WZ.

Exposure!

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 22, 2018 06:57 PM (nILVB)

140 What the Economist and WSJ types and Jeb Bush will say - we've made too many promises with Social Security and other entitlements, and we don't dare cut anything back, and we don't dare tell the voters how much we've lied to them over the years, so the only solution is to import a whole bunch of 20 somethings who will work and pay into SS for 40 years. Oh and if they bring all their relatives over that's cool.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 22, 2018 06:39 PM (k1TUh)


And these guys are supposed to be the elite, Ivy League best and brightest?

A big fucking joke, that.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 22, 2018 06:42 PM

Ditto Europe. Gotta bring in migrants to take care of us in our old age since we didn't bother to have kids. There's a theory that Merkel and her fellow travellers know the shit will hit the fan with the welfare state running out of money so they deliberately imported chaos and violence and eventual war in the streets. People thinking they might get raped or killed today will not be on the government's ass about their benefits. They'll be too busy struggling to survive. Nothing happens by chance, that is the policy they are pursuing, with the left intent on doing it here. A devastated populace is a lot easier to rule.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 22, 2018 06:57 PM (2NqXo)

141 >>How do you reckon Buzzion feels?


It's gotta break his heart when he sees Demi Moore spinning clay.

Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2018 06:58 PM (XQQJg)

142 Japan has proved that a stagnant population isn't good. Y'all need to have more sex and more babies.

Posted by: Greg61 at June 22, 2018 06:58 PM (W777x)

143 I wonder how all the big American corporations will handle having their property seized in Mexico?

Seriously we should hope for that, it will make Corporate America "woke". At least some of them...

Posted by: Democrat Party at June 22, 2018 06:58 PM (MuTTO)

144 Corgis to WZ in 3.2.1.

Posted by: golfman at June 22, 2018 06:58 PM (If3tB)

145 91 Such as a/c repair, electrical work or a prostate massage.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy


Youtube has DIY instructional videos in all 3 fields.

Well, if you add in youporn.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 22, 2018 06:58 PM (MQ2up)

146 Eat, sleep, Fuck. This is the Saudi mantra.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 22, 2018 06:58 PM (HizHb)

147 Illegal immigration is a win win win win!

Donks get the vote fraud.
RINOs get cheap labor.
Socialists get other people's money to steal.
Anti-Americans get to destroy America.
It's on the Deplorables who don't like it and who cares about them?!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 22, 2018 06:58 PM (+y/Ru)

148 How do you reckon Buzzion feels?

Cold and stiff?



Ectoplasmic.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 22, 2018 06:58 PM (yQpMk)

149 39
33 Catch and release, baby!



Catch 'em on our southern border and release them in Alaska.

Posted by: VA MKZ at June 22, 2018 06:38 PM (UGO8J)





Kiska.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 22, 2018 06:39 PM (VM6ev)


Umm, what did Kiska, Alaska ever do to you?

Or do you just like saying "Kiska"? Long ago my neighbor named his Siberian Husky "Kiska". It was a very cool name and a cool dog.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 22, 2018 06:58 PM (UsCnO)

150 Who is Mike Anton? Is he related to Susan Anton?

Posted by: clutch at June 22, 2018 06:59 PM (kiSdp)

151 I'm afraid the propaganda is having some effect. My mom is a typical LIV, who liked Trump, but now thinks he's "certifiable" and we should let all the illegal immigrants in because we're the "land of opportunity"

Posted by: josephistan at June 22, 2018 06:59 PM (ANIFC)

152 Has anyone remembered that Australia and New Zealand don't allow JUST ANYONE to immigrate either?

Posted by: dc at June 22, 2018 06:59 PM (u0crE)

153 Colbert slams Melania re her jacket: "Worst moral scandal in recent memory."

https://tinyurl.com/y8fccdxn


I can't even even.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2018 06:59 PM (ptqGC)

154 Someone just linked this post over in the comments at WZ.

Exposure!



Pants on!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 22, 2018 07:00 PM (yQpMk)

155 My mom is a typical LIV, who liked Trump, but now thinks he's "certifiable" and we should let all the illegal immigrants in because we're the "land of opportunity"
Posted by: josephistan at June 22, 2018 06:59 PM (ANIFC)

Tell her she has a standing invitation to visit me. I could show her stuff, just riding around in the car for four hours, that would change her mind.

Posted by: golfman at June 22, 2018 07:01 PM (If3tB)

156 100+ years ago:
There was no welfare
The educational system taught American history and government
The entertainment industry extolled the virtues of America and free enterprise

Under those conditions, immigrants wanted to assimilate and become Americans. Even if they were unable to do it themselves, they made sure their children could.


Today:
Both citizens and immigrants are paid not to work, and are told it's an "entitlement"
The educational system extolls Marxism and teaches that American history is an unbroken story of racism and oppression
The entertainment industry mocks traditional American values and frequently depicts white businessmen as villains

Under these conditions, we are importing the people who will conquer and exterminate us.

Posted by: rickl at June 22, 2018 07:02 PM (sdi6R)

157 OPERATION PHYSICAL REMOVAL UPDATE!

My esteemed and badass Rep., Karen Handel, acting as House Speaker Pro Temp, gave Ted Liue the boot. Ted Liue tried to fillibuster and cause a scene by playing audio of detained children crying in Congress. Karen The Great gave him a warning not to play the audio as it violated the rules and would cause a disruption. Soy Liue proceeded to try. Karen The Great ordered The Sergeant of Arms to physically restrain and remove Soy Liue out of Congress. The fine is upwards of 5 grand.

ROTFLMFAO!

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 22, 2018 07:02 PM (E4NQ0)

158 To the newbz from WZ - line forms on yhe right. Fall in for supplies. * distributes socks, memes, hurlingbones *
When the man with the meme is killed, the sock behind him picks it up and keeps beating the dead horse like a NYAG's Sri Lankan girlfriend.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 22, 2018 07:02 PM (fA1SL)

159 The Zippers are good people over there.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 22, 2018 07:02 PM (HizHb)

160 Weren't there supposed to be documents regarding the Russian investigation turned over by the DOJ today?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2018 06:54 PM (ptqGC)
..............

documents? KIDS IN CAGES. CRYING. CAMPS OF 100,000. FAMILIES SEPARATED. EVIL RACCOON EYES.

Posted by: CNN at June 22, 2018 07:02 PM (HgMAr)

161 *hands Zippers a pillowcase and a door knob*

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 22, 2018 07:03 PM (HizHb)

162 How is that different from every other issue? The Left has turned politics into religion and themselves into the medieval Catholic Church.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at June 22, 2018 06:54 PM (H8QX

Was raised independent Baptists. Went to SBC for a while (my Dad cried and then joined church) and then decided it was to organized. I do not see how anyone could be member of C catholic church. Jesus never even declared himself leader and maybe said Peter should build church.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 22, 2018 07:03 PM (JFO2v)

163 So Yuma is now a shithole in every possible way.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 22, 2018 06:49 PM

I don't go near her shithole.

Posted by: Hillary on the 3:10 to Huma at June 22, 2018 07:04 PM (2NqXo)

164 Well, I just spewed an angry post down there about McCain. Now I have a headache. Thanks, McCain and cottonwood trees.

Things are coming to a head. The children trafficking stuff cannot continue to be ignored, even by nitwits who watch MSM. And it all loops back to The Hag and Co (who is currently staggering around Dublin. The UK Daily Mail comments are quite funny from the Brits. No one but college students pay attention. Note: her back brace is missing, but her gaseous gut is hanging out under Von Hilda's pantsuits (vile green and dowdy grey). She managed to stagger along at Trinity College looking like a hot air balloon in her gown thing for her pretend doctorate. Noted, too, Huma is not with her, but another darkish lady has the honor of carrying her large designer handbag of Depends.

Anyway, need Advil or something, Draino? I do think all things lead to another piece of the puzzle. Others are talking about that Zara site, where Melania messed with the press yesterday with her jacket. Much talk about the child models and using underage children to make the crappy clothing.

Once the next Hugo Chavez is elected in Mexico, Americans themselves may be building the dang wall.

We have Dims who won't even let things come to a vote, and who had their toupees ruffled with President Trump wrote the EO for children this week (yet they ignore the 3 million or so black American children, go figure). This pustule is coming to a head...and the Dims have Nancy Pelosi with her stammering jackassery as a spokeswoman. ha

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at June 22, 2018 07:04 PM (J5mzk)

165 House Judiciary just subpoenaed Strzok.

I guess they didn't believe his offer to testify without conditions.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 22, 2018 07:04 PM (/tuJf)

166 Sundance at CTH says that the McCain Aide outed today is at the nexus of the Deep State Lack of Accountability:

http://tinyurl.com/yd3rj9ko

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 22, 2018 07:04 PM (oVJmc)

167 150
"Who is Mike Anton? Is he related to Susan Anton?"


He is Susan Anton. Didn't you hear?

Posted by: Duncan MacKochinar at June 22, 2018 07:04 PM (tegMn)

168 154 Pants on!

Posted by: Grump928(C)


For Weasel Zipperers? Those folks don't wear any clothes, and have bones in their noses.

*grins*

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 22, 2018 07:05 PM (MQ2up)

169
I'm afraid the propaganda is having some effect. My mom is a typical LIV, who liked Trump, but now thinks he's "certifiable" and we should let all the illegal immigrants in because we're the "land of opportunity"

Posted by: josephistan at June 22, 2018 06:59 PM (ANIFC)


But on the other hand I have a Reagan hating lefty neighbor who is starting to like Trump because of the immigration issue

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 22, 2018 07:05 PM (10vO4)

170 "Shut up," they explained.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2018 07:05 PM (lSrgA)

171 102--- I'd be curious to hear an open-borders type explain why I can't squat on part of their property and claim it as my own. Or someone from a terrible neighborhood right here in the godd ole US of A. Morally speaking, why not?
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at June 22, 2018 06:49 PM (H5knJ)
-------------------------------------
THIS.

There is a parallel here between national borders and private property. Both are exclusionary and selfish.

You cannot say this is "your" country, that it belongs to the citizenry, any more than you can say that your paycheck or your house is "yours."

The Party (being holy) alone has sovereignty.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 22, 2018 07:05 PM (0jtPF)

172 Josephistan-print out some stuff from this site

https://tinyurl.com/ydhnjjae

(There are other sites that have this kind of information as well)

Tell her 63,000 Americans have been killed by illegals since 9/11 or get her to watch some of the videos of parents speaking today at Trump's conference about the murder of their children or their being killed by illegals DUI or driving too fast.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2018 07:05 PM (O5K3f)

173 138
Maybe he's more sanguine than I am at the moment.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2018 06:54 PM (O5K3f)



Well. At least ya'll don't put carrots in chili.

Posted by: golfman at June 22, 2018 06:57 PM (If3tB)

I had to look up Sanguine. Huh. I thought it meant drunk.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 22, 2018 07:06 PM (2CQCl)

174 House Judiciary just subpoenaed Strzok.

I guess they didn't believe his offer to testify without conditions.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 22, 2018 07:04 PM (/tuJf)

Still looking for the House jail.

Posted by: golfman at June 22, 2018 07:06 PM (If3tB)

175 161 *hands Zippers a pillowcase and a door knob*
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 22, 2018 07:03 PM (HizHb)

No assembly instructions?

These Zippers you speak of must be formidable indeed....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 22, 2018 07:06 PM (BRvh1)

176 The U.S. can hold a hell of a lot more people than it does at the moment, and I do believe that when done properly, immigration creates its own labor demand. All those new people are going to be eating things, buying things, renting things, etc. etc.

The whole world could fit in Texas if the entire state was a suburban neighborhood. Or if all of Houston Dallas San Antonio Austin and Fortworth had the density of Hong Kong. But who would want that and why do we have to put up with it. I liked the density when we had 250 Million a lot better than now.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 22, 2018 07:06 PM (yQpMk)

177 Today:
Both citizens and immigrants are paid not to work, and are told it's an "entitlement"
The educational system extolls Marxism and teaches that American history is an unbroken story of racism and oppression
The entertainment industry mocks traditional American values and frequently depicts white businessmen as villains

Under these conditions, we are importing the people who will conquer and exterminate us.
Posted by: rickl at June 22, 2018 07:02 PM (sdi6R)

Farmers paid not grow!

Fuck the farmers. Grow something or go work a Walmart. Burning corn in cars to kill black and brown children is cruel.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 22, 2018 07:06 PM (JFO2v)

178 "Who is Mike Anton? Is he related to Susan Anton?"


He is Susan Anton. Didn't you hear?
Posted by: Duncan MacKochinar at June 22, 2018 07:04 PM (tegMn)

--------

Shame she felt the need to go the addadicktome route.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 22, 2018 07:06 PM (I16G8)

179 Burning corn in cars to kill black and brown children is cruel.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 22, 2018 07:06 PM (JFO2v)


Once you get the corn going, how do you get the kids in the car?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2018 07:07 PM (lSrgA)

180 How do you reckon Buzzion feels?
..........

Like a two headed baby in a jar? Like Walt Disney's head? Or was that Nixon?

Posted by: wth at June 22, 2018 07:07 PM (HgMAr)

181 I'm afraid the propaganda is having some effect. My mom is a typical LIV, who liked Trump, but now thinks he's "certifiable" and we should let all the illegal immigrants in because we're the "land of opportunity"
Posted by: josephistan at June 22, 2018 06:59 PM (ANIFC)

Many people here in the US think the illegal immigrants are just budding Americans.

They aren't.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at June 22, 2018 07:07 PM (l7Kbv)

182 "Jobs Americans Won't Do"

No, that's not right.

They're jobs Americans won't *pay for*.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at June 22, 2018 07:07 PM (cvabZ)

183 Just wait until Mehico experiences socialism, good and hard, for several years like Venezuela. And THAT is about to happen

Mexico has a real obesity problem.
This is a great way to get those ladies in shape.
The Caracas Diet!

Posted by: wooga at June 22, 2018 07:08 PM (Oi0vg)

184 155
My mom is a typical LIV, who liked Trump, but now thinks he's
"certifiable" and we should let all the illegal immigrants in because
we're the "land of opportunity"

Posted by: josephistan at June 22, 2018 06:59 PM (ANIFC)



Tell her she has a standing invitation to visit me. I could show her
stuff, just riding around in the car for four hours, that would change
her mind.

Posted by: golfman at June 22, 2018 07:01 PM (If3tB)

In the Seattle area, to make my point with your mom, I would only have to drive about a half hour. Then, I would make her get out of the car and walk a block through the little array of shabby tents. And drying feces. Summertime is a wonderful time for drying feces. It is organic and everything.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 22, 2018 07:08 PM (UsCnO)

185 Brattleboro believes we could take in mores gays and lesbians !!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at June 22, 2018 07:08 PM (qM84C)

186
Once you get the corn going, how do you get the kids in the car?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2018 07:07 PM (lSrgA)


Tell them it's ready to start popping

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 22, 2018 07:09 PM (10vO4)

187 House Judiciary just subpoenaed Strzok & set for June 27

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 22, 2018 07:09 PM (y3aQB)

188 "Jobs Americans Won't Do"

No, that's not right.

They're jobs Americans won't *pay for*.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at June 22, 2018 07:07 PM (cvabZ)

Jobs Americans are paid not to do.

Posted by: golfman at June 22, 2018 07:09 PM (If3tB)

189 'I thought it meant drunk.'

I thought it meant daid

Posted by: Sanguine Panguine at June 22, 2018 07:09 PM (UdKB7)

190 It's time to shut the door, allow a cool down period, and then begin a national conversation about opening the door.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 22, 2018 07:09 PM (W3ofY)

191 Mehico experiences socialism, good and hard, for several years like Venezuela. And THAT is about to happen.

We'll probably have Schumer crying for a wall.

I'll volunteer him as filler.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June



mexico only learns things when they are taught good and hard. they also like it that way.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 22, 2018 07:09 PM (MTjB1)

192 I wonder how all the big American corporations will handle having their property seized in Mexico?

Seriously we should hope for that, it will make Corporate America "woke". At least some of them...

Posted by: Democrat Party at June 22, 2018 06:58 PM (MuTTO)

A few companies learned the hard way not long back that moving manufacturing to Mexican maquiladoras was not a magic ticket to reducing labor costs that they hoped it would be.

Many of them ran into endless problems of having to bribe officials, being required by Mexican law to hire native Mexican foremen who slacked off in their cushy and legally protected positions, and inferior quality products being made in factories that lacked proper management.

A lot of them shut down their Mexican operations and left looking for less corrupt, more efficient, greener pastures like China...

Posted by: Sjg at June 22, 2018 07:09 PM (gDSJf)

193 "Come now, compassion does NOT stop at the border. Oddly enough, though, it DOES stop at the Crawford Ranch enfenced property line." -- George W Bush, Compassionate Conservative

Posted by: ShainS at June 22, 2018 07:09 PM (k+13S)

194 179
Burning corn in cars to kill black and brown children is cruel.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 22, 2018 07:06 PM (JFO2v)



Once you get the corn going, how do you get the kids in the car?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2018 07:07 PM (lSrgA)

....a trail of burritos and fried chicken.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 22, 2018 07:09 PM (2CQCl)

195 "142 Japan has proved that a stagnant population isn't good. Y'all need to have more sex and more babies."

uh...for us normals, the progressive tax structure is a disincentive. We don't get to be on the happy side of the welfare cliff, instead we pay 50+% to tax to help the family in front of me at safeway have 11 kids.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 22, 2018 07:10 PM (FOPyv)

196 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2018 06:56 PM (O5K3f)


Fen: Glad I read down a bit because I was going to join in the mockery, but I hope your problems glide away and you are left with peace!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at June 22, 2018 07:10 PM (n9EOP)

197 mexico only learns things when they are taught good and hard. they also like it that way.
=====

I can relate.

Posted by: Shep! at June 22, 2018 07:10 PM (nILVB)

198 >>>Posted by: Hillary on the 3:10 to Huma

I'm going to be sick.

Posted by: wooga at June 22, 2018 07:11 PM (Oi0vg)

199 Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 22, 2018 07:06 PM (yQpMk)

That ties in with my "done properly" caveat.

Double the population in one generation? That's going to suck for everyone involved, sure. Give it enough time for families to move and shuffle and get used to things changing? Not as much of a problem.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 22, 2018 07:11 PM (BRvh1)

200 Michael Anton

Great bass player, but few know that he sang the high harmony parts with David Lee Roth.

Posted by: canned hate at June 22, 2018 07:11 PM (HkF2/)

201 I don't go near her shithole.

Posted by: Hillary on the 3:10 to Huma at June 22, 2018 07:04 PM (2NqXo)
............

Except when you go 69 and your nose is buried like a Polish lawyer.

Posted by: wth at June 22, 2018 07:12 PM (HgMAr)

202 But this makes the assumption that the new immigrants "buy in" (no pun intended) to the capitalist free market society we've got going. You get a job, even a shitty job, or a "Dirty Job", if that's all you can get, and you work that job, creating wealth. You save, you budget, you scrimp, you do what you can, and over time you improve your lot in life so you can afford to buy more stuff.
__________________

Over half of all immigrants in the U.S., both legal and illegal, are currently receiving some form of welfare.

And there's a reason so many of the illegals currently crossing our border are now claiming "asylum" in the U.S.
It's because asylum pays a lot more than a job, even one where you're not paying FICA and SS because you're being paid off the books.

The "work hard and save to get ahead" days are gone. The illegal alien whose kid is on the cover of Time this week has a husband in Honduras who has a good job. She wasn't satisfied, probably because she'd heard stories from her friends and relatives about how much money is being deposited into their U.S. checking accounts every month by Uncle Sugar. Why should anybody work hard and save when the U.S. government has been handing out money to foreigners like its Halloween candy for years now?

Meanwhile, the federal government is $21 trillion in debt, we have hundreds of trillions more in unfunded liabilities, SS and Medicaid are facing insolvency, many Americans' pension plans are ludicrously underfunded and won't be able to pay what they promised, states like CA and IL and territories like PR are deeply in the red with no realistic hope of ever being able to pay what they owe, and half of American families couldn't scrape together $400 in cash for an emergency if their lives depended on it, but the Chamber of Commerce is still getting plenty of "cheap" labor, so it's all good.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 22, 2018 07:12 PM (fqUgw)

203 It's not just numbers of people. It's the fact that they are poor, uneducated, and hardly speak the language.

We already HAVE plenty of people like that, and it's considered (even by the left) as a problem that we have to solve!

So why import MORE of them?

Posted by: RKae at June 22, 2018 07:12 PM (8NOLx)

204 Greetings:

I recently finished reading T.R. Fehrenbach's "Lone Star: A History of Texas and Texans" published back in the late '60s when the March through the Institutions had yet to reach its current length. One of the author's points was the "civilizational clash" between the Spanish/Mexican and Anglo/White cultures and how those two groups' worldviews differed and the problems that resulted.


Posted by: 11B40 at June 22, 2018 07:12 PM (evgyj)

205 Time for a fun apolitical thread.....

Posted by: kraken at June 22, 2018 07:12 PM (ffWPP)

206 My mom is a typical LIV, who liked Trump, but now thinks he's "certifiable" and we should let all the illegal immigrants in because we're the "land of opportunity"

Posted by: josephistan at June 22, 2018 06:59 PM (ANIFC)

Tell her she has a standing invitation to visit me. I could show her stuff, just riding around in the car for four hours, that would change her mind.

Posted by: golfman at June 22, 2018 07:01 PM (If3tB)

In the Seattle area, to make my point with your mom, I would only have to drive about a half hour. Then, I would make her get out of the car and walk a block through the little array of shabby tents. And drying feces. Summertime is a wonderful time for drying feces. It is organic and everything.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 22, 2018 07:08 PM (UsCnO)


Fuck all that.

Tell her you know an ol' boy that thinks her Kitchen is the "Land of Opportunity". Make sure she hits a good butcher shop and liquor store before I stop by.

That kind of shit is all folks like her will ever understand. And I don't mind teaching.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 22, 2018 07:12 PM (fiGNd)

207 I had to look up Sanguine. Huh. I thought it meant drunk.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 22, 2018 07:06 PM (2CQCl)

lol

On days like today you may need to get drunk just so you can be sanguine.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 22, 2018 07:12 PM (KeRzR)

208 140----People thinking they might get raped or killed today will not be on the government's ass about their benefits. They'll be too busy struggling to survive. Nothing happens by chance, that is the policy they are pursuing, with the left intent on doing it here. A devastated populace is a lot easier to rule.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 22, 2018 06:57 PM (2NqXo)
---------------------------------------------
Hey! You get it!

Posted by: The Great Bolivarian Revolution of Venezuela at June 22, 2018 07:12 PM (0jtPF)

209 Michael Anton

Great bass player, but few know that he sang the high harmony parts with David Lee Roth.



He also invented the colander, IIRC.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2018 07:12 PM (lSrgA)

210 Posted by: rhennigantx at June 22, 2018 07:03 PM (JFO2v)

With all due respect you don't see it because you either haven't been a member of the RCC for a very long time or converted to it. It's like explaining how one falls in love or stays in love. That's what people feel. so you'd have to have someone who is RC feels about Jesus. Mary and Saints, the theology of the church and the Sacraments . These people may not like what their clergy says sometimes, but that is not THE church for them.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2018 07:12 PM (O5K3f)

211 56
100+ years ago:

There was no welfare

The educational system taught American history and government

The entertainment industry extolled the virtues of America and free enterprise



Under those conditions, immigrants wanted to assimilate and become
Americans. Even if they were unable to do it themselves, they made sure
their children could.





Today:

Both citizens and immigrants are paid not to work, and are told it's an "entitlement"

The educational system extolls Marxism and teaches that American history is an unbroken story of racism and oppression

The entertainment industry mocks traditional American values and frequently depicts white businessmen as villains



Under these conditions, we are importing the people who will conquer and exterminate us.

Michelle and I would like to thank you for your support!

Posted by: Barky McJug Ears at June 22, 2018 07:13 PM (UsCnO)

212 "It was expected" that as the economy improved the unemployment number would also rise, because a big part of why it went down under Obama was people gave up looking, so were no long "unemployed" ... they were funemployed or just out of "the work force".

So now the labor participation rate has supposedly steadied a little after a long decline to around 62.4% the end of 2015. It was at a high of 66-67% from 1989 to 2008.

I haven't looked carefully, but it sure seems a LOT of people left and didn't come back, or are working part time (and I'm not sure if one person with two part time jobs counts as two workers in the stats, common as Obamacare pushed employers to decrease hours to under 30 to avoid mandates)

But yeah, we certainly don't need third world non-English speakers that come for free stuff, in any case. Raise wages to attract people back into work, and lower free shit America benefits to give them a little push. A work requirement for able recipients would help.

tradingeconomics.com/united-states/labor-force-participation-rate


Posted by: illiniwek at June 22, 2018 07:13 PM (bT8Z4)

213 192 I wonder how all the big American corporations will handle having their property seized in Mexico?

Seriously we should hope for that, it will make Corporate America "woke". At least some of them...

Posted by: Democrat Party at June 22, 2018 06:58 PM

That already happened in 1938, I think. Everything old is new again.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 22, 2018 07:13 PM (V2Yro)

214 Japan has proved that a stagnant population isn't good. Y'all need to have more sex and more babies

We don't need Mexican men for that.

If a Mexican woman is fit enough to scale a ten foot fence, we should let her in. But no dudes, children, or fatties.

Posted by: wooga at June 22, 2018 07:13 PM (Oi0vg)

215 Well to quote that well known and respected philosopher, Harvey Danger...."Only stupid people are breeding." That's why.

Posted by: Orson at June 22, 2018 07:13 PM (EpIny)

216 Mort Kondracke(?) just answered this question today on Special Report.

1. To pay for boomer's Social Security.
2. To do the jobs Americans won't do.

Of course Ol' Mort neglected to mention:
1. They don't pay Social Security taxes when they work under the table.
2. Americans will do those jobs, if you pay enough.

Posted by: motionview at June 22, 2018 07:13 PM (pYQR/)

217 Leftists are not going to take their foot off the gas, and will keep it floored by the media arm working on public opinion or by courts and legislative roadblocks.

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2018 07:14 PM (pHfeF)

218 Fuck all that.

Tell her you know an ol' boy that thinks her Kitchen is the "Land of Opportunity". Make sure she hits a good butcher shop and liquor store before I stop by.

That kind of shit is all folks like her will ever understand. And I don't mind teaching.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June




not sure what that means exactly but it made me lol and I am not sure it should have.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 22, 2018 07:14 PM (MTjB1)

219 I wonder how all the big American corporations will handle having their property seized in Mexico?

Seriously we should hope for that, it will make Corporate America "woke". At least some of them...
Posted by: Democrat Party at June 22, 2018 06:58 PM

That already happened in 1938, I think. Everything old is new again.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 22, 2018 07:13 PM (V2Yro)


All the usual suspects will scream that we should send troops.

And like most of these bullshit endeavors ... like Saving Europe and Spreading Democracy ... The House of Scogg will sit that shit out.

Used to catch much more shit for that kind of statement ... not that long ago.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 22, 2018 07:16 PM (fiGNd)

220 I'm afraid the propaganda is having some effect. My mom is a typical LIV, who liked Trump, but now thinks he's "certifiable" and we should let all the illegal immigrants in because we're the "land of opportunity"
Posted by: josephistan at June 22, 2018 06:59 PM (ANIFC)
************************
They come in an immediately scam the system.
Does she realize how much each illegal cost us taxpayers?

Posted by: redridinghood at June 22, 2018 07:16 PM (PvFoN)

221 Posted by: yankeefifth at June 22, 2018 07:14 PM (MTjB1)

It means he's going to steal everything in her kitchen.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2018 07:16 PM (O5K3f)

222 65 The U.S. can hold a hell of a lot more people than it does at the moment, and I do believe that when done properly, immigration creates its own labor demand. All those new people are going to be eating things, buying things, renting things, etc. etc.

Are you fucking stupid? So let us do math.

Mexico GDP 3700
US GDP 57000

When is is equal, we shall talk.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 22, 2018 07:16 PM (JFO2v)

223 Time for a fun apolitical thread.....
Posted by: kraken at June




threads are threads, it is up to you to make them fun.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 22, 2018 07:16 PM (MTjB1)

224 To put it in terms the Chamber of Commerce might understand, immigration is a matter of shareholder rights.

Every citizen is an equal shareholder in USA Inc. Handing out new citizenships is like issuing stock. The price paid is the new citizen's expected lifetime tax payments minus their expected lifetime welfare claims. If the price is below that paid by the average current citizen the sale is dilutive.

Crony management has been issuing stock at less than zero since the 1965 Immigration Act.

Posted by: Shareholder Activist at June 22, 2018 07:16 PM (yf7Zy)

225 It means he's going to steal everything in her kitchen.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2018 07:16 PM (O5K3f)




"Steal"?

That's the hate talking.

SHARE.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2018 07:17 PM (lSrgA)

226 Its time to shut the door, allow a cool down period, and then begin a national conversation about opening the door.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 22, 2018 07:09 PM

In a somewhat saner world I would concur, but I sense the time for talking is coming to to and end sooner than later. It doesnt please me, but Im an oath keeper.

Posted by: Sumdumchief at June 22, 2018 07:17 PM (HHsTJ)

227 221. HEY! THAT IS MY SHTICK! - BEN WHATABURGER

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 22, 2018 07:17 PM (fA1SL)

228 207
I had to look up Sanguine. Huh. I thought it meant drunk.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 22, 2018 07:06 PM (2CQCl)



lol



On days like today you may need to get drunk just so you can be sanguine.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 22, 2018 07:12 PM (KeRzR)

I'm workin on it.
Hey Fen, I wasn't mocking you. Just trying to make you smile.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 22, 2018 07:17 PM (2CQCl)

229 It means he's going to steal everything in her kitchen.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June




laughing continues.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 22, 2018 07:17 PM (MTjB1)

230 Very impressed that Washington Post ran this

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 22, 2018 07:17 PM (MRWHf)

231 Sharing Is Caring.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2018 07:17 PM (lSrgA)

232 Here's a question as well. Why doesn't Trump use the power of the office to speak directly to the American people and spell out the BS that the liberal media and contemptuous democrats are pushing? Why not a bi-weekly hour long conversation with America and point out shit like this specifically.

Make the media answer questions like:

Why doesn't Mexico give a shit that their population is migrating away to another country?

Why doesn't Mexico try and fix their shithole country to avoid this?

Why is the media trying so hard to paint a particular picture, knowing it's utterly untrue?

Who is the Chamber of Commerce and why do they want cheap immigrant labor?

Why aren't democrats defending 'a living wage' for Americans against the onslaught of cheaper illegal immigrant labor?

I could go on for fucking days. Trump would do himself a huge favor to simply and bluntly point out the liberal fallacies in something they can't control. His own fireside chat.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 22, 2018 07:18 PM (4QKpw)

233 210
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 22, 2018 07:03 PM (JFO2v)



With all due respect you don't see it because you either haven't
been a member of the RCC for a very long time or converted to it. It's
like explaining how one falls in love or stays in love. That's what
people feel. so you'd have to have someone who is RC feels about Jesus.
Mary and Saints, the theology of the church and the Sacraments . These
people may not like what their clergy says sometimes, but that is not
THE church for them.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2018 07:12 PM (O5K3f)

I sometimes think the foolishness that the current Pope shows, especially comparing to someone like John Paul II, is God giving Catholics a special test to see if we can understand the difference.
Because the difference is like the Marianna Trench. God is just asking if we humans can discern a difference at all. Sadly, many on the left cannot.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 22, 2018 07:18 PM (UsCnO)

234 To have any economist who claims to believe in capitalism and free market economics use a phrase like "Jobs Americans Won't Do" belies either a fundamental unseriousness, or a general ignorance of what Capitalism even is.

Either way, i shows they are not worth paying further attention to.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 22, 2018 07:18 PM (BRvh1)

235 Sometimes it is necessary to whip these gashes until they learn to pour a decent glass of wine.

Posted by: Fritz at June 22, 2018 07:18 PM (J7XgW)

236 It means he's going to steal everything in her kitchen.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June




would have thought exsangunie is more your game.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 22, 2018 07:18 PM (MTjB1)

237 But but but the POEM THE POEM!!!ADFKJAH

Since you can reach the ! throw in a !@#$%^*( for good measure.

Posted by: DaveA at June 22, 2018 07:18 PM (FhXTo)

238 I am sorry for all the horses I sent to Venezuela. I'm sure they are all equiburgers by now.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2018 07:19 PM (Ph+K+)

239 not sure what that means exactly but it made me lol and I am not sure it should have.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 22, 2018 07:14 PM (MTjB1)


Another good man corrupted by the Scogg...

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at June 22, 2018 07:19 PM (n9EOP)

240 I pay for lawn service because time + Florida sun > monthly rate.

My lawn service is all white & black. They do better work than the Mexicans, and for less.

Posted by: weew at June 22, 2018 07:19 PM (cGlfy)

241 Mort Kondracke(?) just answered this question today on Special Report.

Ah, good old stutterin' Mort. And his pal, stutterin' Fred Barnes. I've missed them.


Okay, that's a total lie. I particularly enjoyed Byron York specifically praising CK because he spoke in fully formed paragraphs, whereas the "rest of us" stammer and say "uhhhh". That must have hurt Mort and Fred.

For God's Sake, this is what you do for a living. You'd think you'd be better at it.

Posted by: pep at June 22, 2018 07:20 PM (LAe3v)

242 Remember for a decade and all of Congress and Presidents yapping about 11 million of the poor refugees who needed to vote (D)? My fat arse at the number. And I had it all figured out, during my activism phase, just how many thousands each FL taxpayer was doling out for their education, healthcare and their three meals and a cot in prison.

Dunno. I do know our yard crew appeared to be whitish and did a terrible job. So jobs like mowing the lawn are returning to my husband (who already has a real job), as the new crew did a crappy job and weedwhacked two of my clematis and were fired.

I am guessing the lads last year could have been illegal and the heat is on employers. Or not. They did not appear to be MS Thirteen, but I did not inspect them close up and cause a fracas in the yard yelling "citizen's arrest" like on Andy of Mayberry.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at June 22, 2018 07:20 PM (J5mzk)

243 Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 22, 2018 07:17 PM (2CQCl)

I didn't think you were mocking me, and for all I know I could have had a typo so the word I intended to come out one way-came out another,. and people are saying, "What the heck is she talking ab out now?" ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2018 07:20 PM (O5K3f)

244 Just hoping that the sane still outnumber the insane in this country.

I do not expect the Resistance media to give any voice to the sane. I expect them to amplify the insane and stupid.

I hope what we are seeing is a redux of 2016. It seemed impossible that Trump would win. Instead, it was a landslide.

They have cranked up the crazy ten fold since then. Actually, more.

So, either the sane will prevail, or I'll be turning to gallows humor in 3, 2, 1...

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 22, 2018 07:20 PM (KeRzR)

245 But yeah, we certainly don't need third world non-English speakers that come for free stuff, in any case.


Posted by: illiniwek at June 22, 2018 07:13 PM (bT8Z4)

Speak for yourself. How else are we gonna get test scores to drop?

Posted by: Teachers Unions everywhere at June 22, 2018 07:20 PM (If3tB)

246 I think it is not that we don't need immigrants (and we don't). It's that we don't need workers. The welfare statistics are somewhat variable, but as I was looking for some precise figures I found this:

109,631,000 Americans lived in households that received benefits from one or more federally funded "means-tested programs -- also known as welfare -- as of the fourth quarter of 2012, according to data released by the Census Bureau.

Now, taking into consideration that some of those over 100 millions people are incapable of working, and that some people are on both State and Federal assistance, how many of those people could work but do not? Let's just say it is 20%, an arbitrary number. That's over 20 million Americans already living here. We have over 1 million immigrants arriving here legally each year. It is estimated that there are 1.5 million illegal immigrants each year. So, we have 20 million Americans that could work, but do not, mainly because they can survive without it. Since much of the illegal immigrants work in agriculture, why are they needed if there are people available to work but don't? I'm a great believer in the biblical stance on work. "If anyone is unwilling to work, he shall not eat." Hunger is an excellent motivator for someone to work. If we get 20% of the parasites.....I mean those poor folks that just happen to be down on the luck off of the welfare roles, the taxpayer benefits. Plus, they benefit by not having an additional 1.5 million new illegals a year that will add to those welfare roles. During the Depression, unemployed men went where the work was. They moved from one part of the country to another. Instead of admitting that life's a bitch and then you die, we have bozos that want to provide a guaranteed income for losers. The reason? Call it debt, fiat currency, usury, the Federal Reserve System, whatever. The real truth is that the only real function the federal government performs is to borrow money into existence so they can keep the Ponzi scheme alive.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 22, 2018 07:21 PM (9BLnV)

247 Sometimes it is necessary to whip these gashes until they learn to pour a decent glass of wine.
Posted by: Fritz at June



guy in my russian history class in college was trying to do away with the use of "gash" in that way, wanted to replace it with "wound", he was unsuccessful in relationships.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 22, 2018 07:21 PM (MTjB1)

248 Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 22, 2018 07:17 PM (2CQCl)

And anyway, you're a cannibal, so unless you like your meat well done things are usually pretty sanguine for you, if you know what I mean.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2018 07:21 PM (O5K3f)

249 Is there a Wisconsin accent? It sounds like a Minnesota variation sometimes.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 22, 2018 07:21 PM (MRWHf)

250 Just hoping that the sane still outnumber the insane in this country.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 22, 2018 07:20 PM (KeRzR)

See the election of 2012.

Posted by: Teachers Unions everywhere at June 22, 2018 07:21 PM (If3tB)

251 "Jobs Americans Won't Do"

Welfare check casher
EBT user
Drug mule
Human smuggler
Sex Trafficker
Uninsured Motorist Involved In Hit and Run
Emergency Room Squatter
Public School Freeloader

Posted by: canned hate at June 22, 2018 07:21 PM (HkF2/)

252 Horde. Horde Horde Horde.

HordeHordeHordeHordeHordeHordeHorde.

I just now decided that Trump is Godzilla Reagan, tromping all over the Libs, with extra radiation breath, and now I want everyone to use that phrase.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. In Heaven. Since Fenelon morted me. at June 22, 2018 07:22 PM (dEQP3)

253 248
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 22, 2018 07:17 PM (2CQCl)



And anyway, you're a cannibal, so unless you like your meat well
done things are usually pretty sanguine for you, if you know what I
mean.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2018 07:21 PM (O5K3f)

;-) xoxoxo

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 22, 2018 07:22 PM (2CQCl)

254 Is there a Wisconsin accent? It sounds like a Minnesota variation sometimes.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 22, 2018 07:21 PM (MRWHf)


Anything north of Indianapolis sounds like Canada to me.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 22, 2018 07:23 PM (fiGNd)

255 Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. In Heaven. Since Fenelon morted me. at June 22, 2018 07:22 PM (dEQP3)

The image made me laugh. Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2018 07:23 PM (O5K3f)

256 Godzilla Reagen. Twice as good as Zombie Reagen with more subtitles.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 22, 2018 07:23 PM (4QKpw)

257 "Fuck the farmers. Grow something or go work a Walmart. Burning corn in cars to kill black and brown children is cruel.

Posted by: rhennigantx

thanks for your deep insights.

CRP average payments are $51/ acre, rent for that acre (to grow food) average more like $200+. So the point of the conservation program is conservation, not paying farmers to get rich for free.

this is a little old, but disparity is probably higher now
https://tinyurl.com/ybdg87vt

Posted by: illiniwek at June 22, 2018 07:23 PM (bT8Z4)

258
Of course Ol' Mort neglected to mention:
1. They don't pay Social Security taxes when they work under the table.
________________

Even when they pay SS taxes, they don't make anywhere near enough to support even one SS recipient, let alone the several they would have to support for this argument to make sense. The average illegal alien has an 8th grade level education, and speaks little or no English. Over their lifetime, they'll be costing taxpayers more in benefits than they'll ever be paying into the system.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 22, 2018 07:23 PM (fqUgw)

259 214---If a Mexican woman is fit enough to scale a ten foot fence, we should let her in. But no dudes, children, or fatties.
Posted by: wooga at June 22, 2018 07:13 PM (Oi0vg)
-----------------------------
Nope, nope, nope.

If you don't want children or fatties, you're better off taking the men in preference to the women.
Men don't drop anchor babies.

Posted by: The Great Bolivarian Revolution of Venezuela at June 22, 2018 07:24 PM (0jtPF)

260 195 "142 Japan has proved that a stagnant population isn't good. Y'all need to have more sex and more babies."

uh...for us normals, the progressive tax structure is a disincentive. We don't get to be on the happy side of the welfare cliff, instead we pay 50+% to tax to help the family in front of me at safeway have 11 kids.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 22, 2018 07:10 PM (FOPyv)


The 50% divorce rate and fucked up "family court" system doesn't help matters, either.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at June 22, 2018 07:24 PM (NL6wI)

261 In saner times, the assault on our souther border would be considered an act of war.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 22, 2018 07:24 PM (4QKpw)

262 THE REAGANATOR

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbfUWcpnz28

Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2018 07:25 PM (XQQJg)

263 Over their lifetime, they'll be costing taxpayers more in benefits than they'll ever be paying into the system.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 22, 2018 07:23 PM (fqUgw)


There will be so many of them, we'll make it up in volume. Nancy Pelosi said so.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2018 07:25 PM (lSrgA)

264 258. Sure, we lose out on every single transaction, but we make it up in volume.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 22, 2018 07:25 PM (fA1SL)

265 Japan has proved that a stagnant population isn't good.
.............

Well, cool it with the Hello Kitty and the sex robots.

Posted by: wth at June 22, 2018 07:25 PM (HgMAr)

266 CRP average payments are $51/ acre, rent for that acre (to grow food) average more like $200+. So the point of the conservation program is conservation, not paying farmers to get rich for free.

Posted by: illiniwek at June 22, 2018 07:23 PM (bT8Z4)


If it's that little ... then it should be easy to do without.

I am not - no way, no how - behind paying people to not work.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 22, 2018 07:25 PM (fiGNd)

267 We'll make it up in volume!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at June 22, 2018 07:26 PM (lSrgA)

268 Just wait until Mehico experiences socialism, good and hard, for several years like Venezuela. And THAT is about to happen.

I'll volunteer him as filler.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 22, 2018 06:43 PM

No way that it is about to happen. N. Mexico is FULL of auto plants and auto suppliers. Definition of cash cow.

Posted by: clutch at June 22, 2018 07:26 PM (kiSdp)

269 "The Reaganator and the U.S.A.!
We'll kill anything that gets in our way!
We're greatest country, so you have to die, that's why!"

Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2018 07:26 PM (XQQJg)

270 Men don't drop anchor babies.
======

Oh, yeah?

Posted by: Tranny, Inc. at June 22, 2018 07:26 PM (nILVB)

271 The image made me laugh. Thanks.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2018 07:23 PM (O5K3f)


I am glad I could do that.

Seriously, I am convinced that if the Left had not thrown a toddler fit on the floor after Trump won, he would have been a Kennedy Democrat.

NOPE.

And thus we got Godzilla Reagan. Raaawwwrrrr.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around only winged by Fenelon. at June 22, 2018 07:26 PM (dEQP3)

272 249
Is there a Wisconsin accent? It sounds like a Minnesota variation sometimes.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 22, 2018 07:21 PM (MRWHf)

The Wisconsin accent?

Start with a Minnesota accent, and then talk while eating cheese curds.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 22, 2018 07:26 PM (UsCnO)

273 Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. In Heaven. Since Fenelon morted me. at June 22, 2018 07:22 PM (dEQP3)

Send it to the WH e-mail. Trump could probably use a laugh!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2018 07:26 PM (O5K3f)

274 Japanese men are cucked to the point of no return. It would take a generation of teaching boys to be men again to fix that shit. Instead, they invented robot girlfriends.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 22, 2018 07:27 PM (4QKpw)

275 Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around only winged by Fenelon. at June 22, 2018 07:26 PM (dEQP3)

And I can't say that I blame him one bit.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2018 07:27 PM (O5K3f)

276 1. They don't pay Social Security taxes when they work under the table.

Posted by: motionview at June 22, 2018 07:13 PM (pYQR/)

Few work under the table anymore.

One must have documentation to get the EITC. They may have a stolen SSN but they have some papel.

The math is easy. Nobody is working for $10.00 an hour under the table, when they'll take $9 and get an EITC of about $2,500 plus $1,000 per kid and free trips to the clinic and SNAP and free lunches at the schools and...

Posted by: golfman at June 22, 2018 07:28 PM (If3tB)

277 214---If a Mexican WEATHERGIRL is fit enough to scale a ten foot fence, we should let her in.
...........

fixt

Posted by: wth at June 22, 2018 07:28 PM (HgMAr)

278 Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. In Heaven. Since Fenelon morted me. at June 22, 2018 07:22 PM (dEQP3)


Did you find Buzzion? Look for the guy selling loosies behind the Throne of Glory.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at June 22, 2018 07:28 PM (lSrgA)

279 Instead, they invented robot girlfriends.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 22, 2018 07:27 PM (4QKpw)


If they invented one that was hot ... they'd rule the planet.

We've all paid over $20K for a good truck. What would we pay for a good robot girlfriend ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 22, 2018 07:28 PM (fiGNd)

280 Why Does a Nation of 320 Million Need Millions of More Immigrants?

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:20 PM

We need more voters, of course.

Posted by: The DNC at June 22, 2018 07:28 PM (CRwSV)

281 Japan has proved that a stagnant population isn't good.
-----------------------------------
Better a stagnant population than an anti-Japanese one.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 22, 2018 07:29 PM (0jtPF)

282 Japan may be withering away but they don't have moose limbs rambling about and demanding halal.

I hear they photograph you and ask how long you crackas are going to be here. Then they note when you leave. This in addition to passports.

When traveling Europe or UK or Canada they look at my hotness (as former supermodel) and let me sashay on into their country.

Japan does need less Hello Kitty and more makin' babies. whatevah

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at June 22, 2018 07:29 PM (J5mzk)

283 If a Mexican woman is fit enough to scale a ten foot fence, we should let her in. But no dudes, children, or fatties.
Posted by: wooga at June 22, 2018 07:13 PM (Oi0vg)

You mean you haven't seen pictures of Jeb!'s wife? Let's leave the Mexican women on the other side of the wall. Unless they look like Selma Hayek. I will make an exception in that case.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 22, 2018 07:29 PM (9BLnV)

284 Robot girlfriends. Like men getting pedicures, no one wants to be caught doing it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 22, 2018 07:30 PM (4QKpw)

285 In saner times, the assault on our southern border would be considered an act of war requiring us to ponder the creation of an Authorization for the Use of Military Force, but one with "civilized" Rules of Engagement.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 22, 2018 07:24 PM (4QKpw)

Posted by: SJW COngressman Hrothgar {Uniparty-VA) at June 22, 2018 07:30 PM (n9EOP)

286 Mexico GDP 3700
US GDP 57000

When is is equal, we shall talk.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 22, 2018 07:16 PM (JFO2v)

Perhaps I must be "fucking stupid", because I don't know what your point is, outside of USA > MEX.

Well, no shit. That's why they want to come here. Using those numbers for per-cap GDP (which I trust implicitly, having no data off the top of my head to go on), a human working in the US can be expected to produce $57k of economic output, the wages from which he can use to buy shit. The exact same human working in MEX is expected to produce $3.7k. Less output, less wages, less to spend. Less shit gets bought. Which was my point.

My implied point, was that if you take that same Mexican, physically transplant him into the Territory of the USA, but have him economically produce as if he were still in Mexico (or worse, not produce at all, being on public assistance), you've got yourself a problem.

A very horsies and duckies, ceteris paribus kind of analysis, I admit, but no "Math" required.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 22, 2018 07:31 PM (BRvh1)

287 Just hoping that the sane still outnumber the insane in this country.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 22, 2018 07:20 PM (KeRzR)

See the election of 2012.
Posted by: Teachers Unions everywhere at June 22, 2018 07:21 PM (If3tB)


Ya know, I did a whole thing awhile back about how Obama saved us from the Clintons. It included the past, present and near future based on historians' predictions.

Sometimes bad can save us from worse. I think that was what the thread kinda went with...at least some. It was forever ago, so it is all foggy.

Also, learning last night that it was John McCain, and obviously a lot of GOP members who helped weaponize the IRS to destroy the Tea Party, means It has been Establishment vs. the people a lot longer than I thought. Romney would have continued it.

We would never have gotten Trump. So thank God 2012 went the way it did. Otherwise, the Establishment would have been enshrined by now.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 22, 2018 07:31 PM (KeRzR)

288 osted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. In Heaven. Since Fenelon morted me. at June 22, 2018 07:22 PM (dEQP3)


In fact, if you are able to do it I suggest a photoshop with Godzilla with the Trumpiam hair to accompany you description. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2018 07:31 PM (O5K3f)

289 I didn't think you were mocking me, and for all I know I could have had a typo so the word I intended to come out one way-came out another,. and people are saying, "What the heck is she talking ab out now?" ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2018 07:20 PM (O5K3f) <<<


One slip of the keypad and oops, there goes ATC.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 22, 2018 07:31 PM (W3ofY)

290 There's a pic of the FBI bint who called Trump supporters "retards," etc. over at GP.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 22, 2018 07:31 PM (nILVB)

291 What Am I, Chopped Liver?

Posted by: Chopped Liver at June 22, 2018 07:32 PM (J7XgW)

292 When did life become the sum total of buying shit?

There's a helluva lot more to living than what some fucking sperg goes on and on about with the muh bottom line.

Having a community makes life better in every way. You don't have a community when people are speaking ten different languages and most of them don't share the culture because they haven't been here for very long and oh by the way they don't care about it anyway.

I'm pushing 50 and I can still go back to the neighborhood where I grew up and be welcomed there with open arms by the few people who still live there and who remember me when I was a child. We used to have block parties and everyone hung out together and looked out for one another (it's also how I got into trouble lighting fires with a neighbor kid...someone saw us and called our parents).

Nowadays it's not necessarily like that in many areas. Where I live now I could leave and that would be it. No attachments and no sense of community. I blame a lot of things like technology but also it's diversity at work. Bowling Alone covers some of this stuff. Diversity is not conducive to a solid community and shared values.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 22, 2018 07:32 PM (4ErVI)

293 And thus we got Godzilla Reagan. Raaawwwrrrr.

--

Trumpzilla. Oh boy, I just earwormed myself straight into Blue Oyster Cult.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 22, 2018 07:32 PM (mQ0Mc)

294 It seems that Maria Molina is now married.


I'm losing the will to live.

Posted by: pep at June 22, 2018 07:32 PM (LAe3v)

295 We know how more immigration benefits big business and the Democratic Party. No one has yet to convincingly explain how it benefits the American people as a whole.

Let's face it: if something benefits the Democrat Party, it hurts the American people as a whole.

And vice versa.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 22, 2018 07:32 PM (OP3/s)

296 As unemployment falls the number of people qualifying for welfare declines. We need immigrants to use the welfare benefits Americans will not use. Imagine the welfare bureaucracy is Too Big To Fail and needs jobs to do.

Posted by: It's Easy if You Try at June 22, 2018 07:32 PM (jHR08)

297 If McCain had beaten Obama, we would be squatting in the ashes of Post WWIII America.

Posted by: canned hate at June 22, 2018 07:33 PM (HkF2/)

298 Robot girlfriends. Like men getting pedicures, no one wants to be caught doing it.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 22, 2018 07:30 PM (4QKpw)

We can now update the old joke: Why is a fat girl like a Vespa? They're fun to ride but nobody wants to be seen on one. Substitute robot girlfriends for fat girl.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 22, 2018 07:33 PM (9BLnV)

299 >> It seems that Maria Molina is now married.


So, that's why she gained weight.

Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2018 07:33 PM (XQQJg)

300 We would never have gotten Trump. So thank God 2012 went the way it did. Otherwise, the Establishment would have been enshrined by now.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 22, 2018 07:31 PM (KeRzR)

Much like Carter in 1976.

I sorta hoped for the same in 2008 but it lasted all 8 years.

Posted by: golfman at June 22, 2018 07:34 PM (If3tB)

301 We've all paid over $20K for a good truck. What would we pay for a good robot girlfriend ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 22, 2018 07:28 PM (fiGNd)


AND I'd pay the extra $5k to have the ability to override the SJW response module!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at June 22, 2018 07:34 PM (n9EOP)

302 She looks like she just walked out of a Subaru commercial.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 22, 2018 07:34 PM (/tuJf)

303 Again, I just want Godzilla Reagen to start holding hourly fireside chats with America and spell out the liberal bullshit in plain language. Call em out. Bu monthly. They can't control presidential addresses.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 22, 2018 07:34 PM (4QKpw)

304 Just wait until Mehico experiences socialism, good and hard, for several years like Venezuela. And THAT is about to happen.
...............

I'm waiting for them to start selling land with titles in the restricted zone to foreigners.
I'm going to be rich. Fucking condos everywhere.
Condos for the poor. Condos for the rich. Condos for the gays. Oh wait, they already have Puerto Vallarta.

Posted by: wth at June 22, 2018 07:35 PM (HgMAr)

305 >>She looks like she just walked out of a Subaru commercial.

Bi-Level haircut?

Thick around the thighs?

Sensible footwear?

Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2018 07:35 PM (XQQJg)

306 258
Even when they pay SS taxes, they don't make anywhere near enough to support even one SS recipient, let alone the several they would have to support for this argument to make sense. The average illegal alien has an 8th grade level education, and speaks little or no English. Over their lifetime, they'll be costing taxpayers more in benefits than they'll ever be paying into the system.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 22, 2018 07:23 PM (fqUgw)


Social Security is and always has been a Ponzi scheme. Our leaders would prefer that we don't notice that.

Posted by: rickl at June 22, 2018 07:35 PM (sdi6R)

307 We can now update the old joke: Why is a fat girl like a Vespa? They're fun to ride but nobody wants to be seen on one. Substitute robot girlfriends for fat girl.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 22, 2018 07:33 PM (9BLnV)


When they make one look like Pris in Blade Runner ?

At least she'll last seven years. A solid Second Place on my List of Relationships.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 22, 2018 07:35 PM (fiGNd)

308 In 2014 illegals sent about $40 to $54 billion in remittances all over the world. Huge cash cow for Mexico, of course. And this includes money laundering. Good ole America.

Raise taxes on those remittances then show them the exit.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at June 22, 2018 07:35 PM (J5mzk)

309 Was this already mentioned?

That McCain aide Kerner has been involved with all sorts of DC investigations - including the IRS scandal - like a fox in the henhouse.
Details at CTH.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 22, 2018 07:35 PM (W+vEI)

310 Mexico GDP 3700
US GDP 57000
----------------------
No, Mexico's per capita GDP is more like 9000.
But your point on the great discrepancy stands.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 22, 2018 07:36 PM (0jtPF)

311 >>Bi-Level haircut?

>>Thick around the thighs?

>>Sensible footwear?

https://tinyurl.com/y76fgo5a

Posted by: JackStraw at June 22, 2018 07:36 PM (/tuJf)

312 "If it's that little ... then it should be easy to do without.
I am not - no way, no how - behind paying people to not work.

Posted by: ScoggDog
if they rent the ground they get $200 and no work, if they do CRP they get $50 and have to mow it. The payment is an incentive to conserve and forego the income, especially the more marginal lands (that maybe lose soil that goes down the muddy Mississippi, but work well for wildlife).

People with private property want a return on investment ... I suppose people with rental houses should just let illegals live their for free ... cuz they are just collecting rent for nothing?

Posted by: illiniwek at June 22, 2018 07:36 PM (bT8Z4)

313 Again, I just want Godzilla Reagen to start holding hourly fireside chats with America and spell out the liberal bullshit in plain language. Call em out. Bu monthly. They can't control presidential addresses.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 22, 2018 07:34 PM (4QKpw)

He should use puppets to more clearly illustrate his points to LIVs, too.

Seriously, though, I think this is a great idea.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at June 22, 2018 07:36 PM (MX7xj)

314 Imagine the welfare bureaucracy is Too Big To Fail and needs jobs to do.

Posted by: It's Easy if You Try at June 22, 2018 07:32 PM (jHR0


At last, someone that understands the Deep State!

"The bureaucracy needs to expand to meet the expanding needs of the bureaucracy!" ~ Oscar Wilde

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at June 22, 2018 07:36 PM (n9EOP)

315 There's a pic of the FBI bint who called Trump supporters "retards," etc. over at GP.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 22, 2018 07:31 PM (nILVB)

Why do they not use shampoo? Is that a thing?

Posted by: golfman at June 22, 2018 07:36 PM (If3tB)

316 I think Godzilla Reagan aka PDT hates debate. He hates arguing about shit that is stupid and would rather just get shit done. He is the first President in decades that was not an attorney. He was a builder and hated wasting time and breath on idiots.



I sympathize.

Posted by: canned hate at June 22, 2018 07:37 PM (HkF2/)

317 >>https://tinyurl.com/y76fgo5a


Yikes.

Her poor cats.

Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2018 07:37 PM (XQQJg)

318 >>In 2014 illegals sent about $40 to $54 billion in remittances all over the world. Huge cash cow for Mexico, of course. And this includes money laundering. Good ole America.

Raise taxes on those remittances then show them the exit.



Yes, make is cost prohibitive. Also make other transactions as illegals difficult, too.
They're not living in the shadows if they can buy a house, start a business - banks assist them. And to think some of these banks refuse to do business with gun-related businesses.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 22, 2018 07:37 PM (W+vEI)

319
There's a pic of the FBI bint who called Trump supporters "retards," etc. over at GP.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 22, 2018 07:31 PM (nILVB)


Lisa Page must be the FBI hottie

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 22, 2018 07:38 PM (10vO4)

320 And on a completely irrelevant and trivial note I had my first peach shake from Chik-Fil-A. (The closest CFA is 20 miles away) I didn't have very much of the shake because lactose disagrees with me, but from what I had it was very good. Spouse liked it too. What I could drink fully was the lemonade peach iced tea which was excellent!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2018 07:38 PM (O5K3f)

321 Fucking condos everywhere.
Condos for the poor. Condos for the rich. Condos for the gays. Oh wait, they already have Puerto Vallarta.

Posted by: wth


I don't think they sell land to peachy Gringos.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 22, 2018 07:38 PM (W3ofY)

322 " Diversity is not conducive to a solid community and shared values.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 22, 2018 07:32 PM (4ErVI)"



Which, in a nutshell, is why it's so important to force it on everyone, everywhere.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 22, 2018 07:39 PM (GNCPT)

323 297 If McCain had beaten Obama, we would be squatting in the ashes of Post WWIII America.

Posted by: canned hate at June 22, 2018 07:33 PM (HkF2/)

Yeah as bad as Obama was, McCain would've doomed everything.

Just be thankful Obama is a lazy piece of shit. Imagine if he had Trump's mad skills.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 22, 2018 07:39 PM (4ErVI)

324 In 2014 illegals sent about $40 to $54 billion in remittances all over the world. Huge cash cow for Mexico, of course. And this includes money laundering. Good ole America.

Raise taxes on those remittances then show them the exit.
=====

I've told the story here before about being in line at the customer service desk at the grocery store. In front of me was a couple who looked, quite literally, like they had just crawled out of the South American ghetto, complete with native garb.

They were wiring money - several stacks of $100 bills. Several. I've never seen so much cash.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 22, 2018 07:39 PM (nILVB)

325 And on a completely irrelevant and trivial note I had my first peach shake from Chik-Fil-A. (The closest CFA is 20 miles away) I didn't have very much of the shake because lactose disagrees with me, but from what I had it was very good. Spouse liked it too. What I could drink fully was the lemonade peach iced tea which was excellent!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2018 07:38 PM (O5K3f)

#winning

Posted by: golfman at June 22, 2018 07:39 PM (If3tB)

326 " And this includes money laundering. Good ole America.
Raise taxes on those remittances then show them the exit.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen

I'd guess it does not count most of the drug money that goes back in bales of twenties and hundreds. I'd guess that could be another $20B or who knows, maybe much more. Lots of poppy in Afghanistan flowing this way.

Posted by: illiniwek at June 22, 2018 07:40 PM (bT8Z4)

327 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2018 07:38 PM (O5K3f)

Did you also notice that the CFA staff were all clean, articulate, and very pleasant to be around?

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at June 22, 2018 07:40 PM (n9EOP)

328 321. Either way - no sale for me. If I wanted to be surrounded by Mexicans, I'd just move to the east side of town.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 22, 2018 07:40 PM (fA1SL)

329 People with private property want a return on investment ... I suppose people with rental houses should just let illegals live their for free ... cuz they are just collecting rent for nothing?

Posted by: illiniwek at June 22, 2018 07:36 PM (bT8Z4)


I sure as hell ain't gonna' pay a rental house owner to keep it vacant.

Look - if keeping the ground fallow is profitable in the long run - then keep it fallow. If it causes the price of beans to go up - fine.

Slick - I'm not for subsidizing farmers any more than anybody else. It's MY money.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 22, 2018 07:40 PM (fiGNd)

330
Michael Moore's latest tweet-
"No one is illegal on stolen land."

Posted by: redridinghood at June 22, 2018 07:40 PM (PvFoN)

331 They were wiring money - several stacks of $100 bills. Several. I've never seen so much cash.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 22, 2018 07:39 PM (nILVB)

$9,900 to be exact.

Posted by: golfman at June 22, 2018 07:40 PM (If3tB)

332 I'm convinced Japanese men gave it all up when they got saturated with free Western internet pr0n. Hard to get excited about your gherkin when you see all those monster dills getting waved around.

Posted by: motionview at June 22, 2018 07:41 PM (pYQR/)

333 Immigration = generically OK. I might even say Usually OK. Case-by-case, etc.

Immigration in Waves + Welfare State + Diversity-uber-alles = Fucking Disaster.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 22, 2018 07:41 PM (BRvh1)

334 >>They were wiring money - several stacks of $100 bills. Several. I've never seen so much cash.


The dishwashers I worked with in NY used to carry ALL of their money on them (as they lived in flophouses).

When they got 2-3k, they'd wire it home.

Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2018 07:41 PM (XQQJg)

335 What Am I, Chopped Liver?

Posted by: Chopped Liver at June 22, 2018 07:32 PM (J7XgW)
...........

Well, you ain't no chicken spread.

Posted by: Underwood White Meat Chicken Spread at June 22, 2018 07:41 PM (HgMAr)

336 Posted by: redridinghood at June 22, 2018 07:40 PM (PvFoN)

When is Mikey planning to turn over his fancy house to the Mexicans?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2018 07:41 PM (O5K3f)

337 I don't think they sell land to peachy Gringos.
_________________

They do, but only in certain areas (e.g., non-Mexican can't buy any waterfront property in Mexico), and the titles are restricted.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 22, 2018 07:41 PM (fqUgw)

338 The newest FBI lover-girl is quite homely and has greasy hair in every photo.At first I thought she'd gotten caught in the rain. Nope.

Who'd think, in the FBI beauty pageant, that Lisa would be the winner?

Man, this one and her new and much younger hubby.

But, y'all, their bias does not impact their job. RIGHT.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at June 22, 2018 07:42 PM (J5mzk)

339 The farm bill passed with the work for food stamp component.

Employer, who do you want the discrimination suit with, the NAACP or LaRaza.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2018 07:42 PM (Ph+K+)

340 What I could drink fully was the lemonade peach iced tea which was excellent!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2018 07:38 PM (O5K3f)




You have to try the frozen lemonade. It is utterly delicious.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around only winged by Fenelon. at June 22, 2018 07:42 PM (dEQP3)

341 313 Again, I just want Godzilla Reagen to start holding hourly fireside chats with America and spell out the liberal bullshit in plain language. Call em out. Bu monthly. They can't control presidential addresses.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 22, 2018 07:34 PM (4QKpw)

He should use puppets to more clearly illustrate his points to LIVs, too.

Seriously, though, I think this is a great idea.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at June 22, 2018 07:36 PM (MX7xj)

OMG, I'm dying picturing that!

Posted by: josephistan at June 22, 2018 07:42 PM (ANIFC)

342 OK, here's a wild guess at why we need million of illegal criminal vagrant trespassing aliens: Democrat votes. Can't rely on Americans to do that job, so ipso facto we must import a new cadre of reliable Demonrat voters. No other explanation makes sense. And, of course, we need to put Americans on welfare so they won't compete with the new voters for jobs. And hold down wages. CofC will love us for that.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 22, 2018 07:42 PM (md3fh)

343 Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around only winged by Fenelon. at June 22, 2018 07:42 PM (dEQP3)

I didn't know they had that. Thanks. Spouse ordered for me.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2018 07:43 PM (O5K3f)

344 308 In 2014 illegals sent about $40 to $54 billion in remittances all over the world. Huge cash cow for Mexico, of course. And this includes money laundering. Good ole America.

Raise taxes on those remittances then show them the exit.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at June 22, 2018 07:35 PM (J5mzk)

Newcomers have always sent money back home. I mentioned here before I was reading about the Triangle shirtwaist factory fire where all of the victims were immigrants. It was mentioned several times that the family back home was fucked because their breadwinner here jumped out of a tenth floor window. People took up a collection to help their families out.

The difference is that these were legal immigrants who came through Ellis Island. And they weren't on welfare.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 22, 2018 07:43 PM (4ErVI)

345 Diversity is not conducive to a solid community and shared values.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 22, 2018 07:32 PM (4ErVI)"



Which, in a nutshell, is why it's so important to force it on everyone, everywhere.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 22, 2018 07:39 PM (GNCPT)



If you go back a fews years you will find speeches by Germany's Merkel and other European leaders that say they tried multiculturalism and it doesn't work. Which is true. It doesn't.

Then, 2015 migrant debacle happened. So now multiculturalism is gonna work even if they have to shove it down your throat, kill you, imprison you, stop free speech, and change reality.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 22, 2018 07:43 PM (KeRzR)

346 >>>"No one is illegal on stolen land."<<<

No one is fat on comped food.

Posted by: Chopped Liver at June 22, 2018 07:43 PM (J7XgW)

347 It's MY money.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 22, 2018 07:40 PM (fiGNd)


We have you scheduled for a self denunciation session at 0600, a drum circle at 1200, and the Marxist critical theory class starts at 1600!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at June 22, 2018 07:43 PM (n9EOP)

348 >>"No one is illegal on stolen land."


You got a Deed, Jose?

Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2018 07:44 PM (XQQJg)

349 330
Michael Moore's latest tweet-
"No one is illegal on stolen land."
_________________

He's such an effin idiot. There isn't any land anywhere on the planet that wasn't "stolen" from somebody who was there before the current inhabitants. Including Mexico.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 22, 2018 07:44 PM (fqUgw)

350 340. Pro tip : a splash of good gin or vodka makes it mindbendingly good. One sip, amd you're Dave Foreman getting pulled into the wormhole at the obelisk.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 22, 2018 07:44 PM (fA1SL)

351 I suppose Michael Anton would say that the United Dtates is still in Flight 93 mode, even with the election of Trump.

Posted by: mercenary13 at June 22, 2018 07:45 PM (2XQ0T)

352 Lisa Page must be the FBI hottie
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 22, 2018 07:38 PM

She's been the centerfold in Teeth & Gum Quarterly at least five times.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 22, 2018 07:46 PM (2NqXo)

353 Someday the blacks in the US will realize they were played for suckers. For example, I work at a NASA field center. Been there a long time. When I started, there were a few blacks, and management was trying hard to hire more.

Now, I'm close to retirement and I almost never see or work with a black engineer. Only two in my 100+ employee Division. But there are now many, many Hispanic engineers - three in my seven person office - and more are being hired every year.

The blacks were given educational and other opportunities, but I don't see much positive result from my knothole. I don't get it. And now the big supposed champions of the blacks, Dem politicians, are working night and day to flood the country with Hispanics.

Posted by: Gref at June 22, 2018 07:46 PM (AMIL/)

354 No one is illegal on stolen land."
=====

Huh.

Now just the other day, I could have sworn they were telling us not to look at the past, but rather at what's going on now.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 22, 2018 07:46 PM (nILVB)

355 The 'You Didn't Build That' baloney used against private industry really fits much better with the illegals that send home remittances.

Our tax structure builds the roads (taxes collected from Americans) and we fund the schools and the whole social structure, power grid and the works. That is kept alive on taxes on businesses but also on that paycheck recirculating in the neighborhood to fund grocers and hospitals and build out a community.

But the illegal comes and collects welfare, works cheap, uses the resources, but takes the paycheck and sends half back to Mexico. So we subsidize their corrupt regime by letting them "take our jobs". They really didn't build that, and we shouldn't let them come and short circuit the economy to maintain their narco state feudal lords.

Posted by: illiniwek at June 22, 2018 07:47 PM (bT8Z4)

356 Posted by: Ruthless at June 22, 2018 07:42 PM (md3fh)

The paper several limited the letter I wrote to them. on illegals They included this part:

This is a problem Congress must fix. Democrat politicians don't care about kids. They just want to expand their voting base.

(The actual letter was about four paragraphs and said Republicans don't care either. They are just supporting the Chamber of Congress which gives them money.)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2018 07:47 PM (O5K3f)

357 352 Lisa Page must be the FBI hottie
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 22, 2018 07:38 PM

She's been the centerfold in Teeth & Gum Quarterly at least five times.
_______________

She's been on the cover of Equine World.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 22, 2018 07:47 PM (fqUgw)

358 Well, me and my stupid headache are going to find the Scotch. Maybe that will open my sinuses. Actually, will try the ole garlic spicy tomato juice and add some vodka.

In my unflinching belief I think the tomato juice works on my garlic breath like a skunked dog. Husband might disagree, but I don't give a hoot. I hate headaches almost as much as Dims and SJW's and McCain. Ok, no energy to hate peoples...but I do hate headaches. On a Friday of all days.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at June 22, 2018 07:47 PM (J5mzk)

359 Lisa Page is not even in the same league as Doctor Fern Riddell.

Not even close.

I respect your authority, Fern. Call me.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 22, 2018 07:47 PM (fiGNd)

360 Lisa Page must be the FBI hottie
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 22, 2018 07:38 PM


If you've ever worked in government spaces, you'd understand how this could be true!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at June 22, 2018 07:47 PM (n9EOP)

361 Land cannot be "stolen".

It is always purchased.

Sometimes with beads. Sometimes with cash. Sometimes with a mortgage.

Sometimes with lead.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 22, 2018 07:47 PM (BRvh1)

362 Dan Savage's latest tweet:

"There should be a march on Fox News HQ - all of this hateful propaganda is being broadcast from an office building in midtown Manhattan.
Activists surrounded & shut down an ICE office in Portland. The same can and should be done to Fox News NYC."


Posted by: redridinghood at June 22, 2018 07:48 PM (PvFoN)

363 She's been the centerfold in Teeth & Gum Quarterly at least five times.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 22, 2018 07:46 PM (2NqXo)

She paid her way through college by posing for all those stock photographs of an open mouth with a dentist looking into it with one of those little mirrors.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 22, 2018 07:48 PM (4ErVI)

364 356-meant "severely" limited

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2018 07:48 PM (O5K3f)

365 "No one is illegal on stolen land."


--

So, does this mean he'll give up however many multiple acres he lives on and owns?

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 22, 2018 07:49 PM (mQ0Mc)

366 >>But there are now many, many Hispanic engineers - three in my seven person office - and more are being hired every year.

Is Jose Jimenez on your team?

Posted by: JackStraw at June 22, 2018 07:49 PM (/tuJf)

367 >>"There should be a march on Fox News HQ - all of this hateful propaganda is being broadcast from an office building in midtown Manhattan.
Activists surrounded & shut down an ICE office in Portland. The same can and should be done to Fox News NYC."


I've been wondering why swords fell out of fashion?

Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2018 07:49 PM (XQQJg)

368 Lisa Page must be the FBI hottie

_______________


She's been the centerfold in Teeth Gum Quarterly at least five times.
_______________



She's been on the cover of Equine World._______________

For the talent portion of the competition, she ate an apple through a chain link fence.

Posted by: canned hate at June 22, 2018 07:49 PM (HkF2/)

369 She's been on the cover of Equine World.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 22, 2018 07:47 PM (fqUgw)


Neigh it ain't so!!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at June 22, 2018 07:50 PM (n9EOP)

370 Activists surrounded & shut down an ICE office in Portland.
=====

Uh, really?

Aren't ICE agents armed?

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 22, 2018 07:50 PM (nILVB)

371 Michael Moore needs to choke on a Dorito. What a waste of oxygen that fat blob is. You know he must smell like a sofa that dogs pee on (no offense to incontinent dogs.

Put him and The Hag together and people would pass out and a biohazard team would arrive.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at June 22, 2018 07:50 PM (J5mzk)

372 >>"There should be a march on Fox News HQ - all of this hateful propaganda is being broadcast from an office building in midtown Manhattan.
Activists surrounded & shut down an ICE office in Portland. The same can and should be done to Fox News NYC."



Oh, Dan Savage wants to get his mob action on?
This guy has always been a jerk.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 22, 2018 07:50 PM (W+vEI)

373 Well, you ain't no chicken spread.
Posted by: Underwood White Meat Chicken Spread at June 22, 2018 07:41 PM

You shoulda heard me just around midnight.

Posted by: Alfredo the Chicken at June 22, 2018 07:50 PM (2NqXo)

374 Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around only winged by Fenelon.


It's so good to know you're not mort. The place wouldn't be the same without you. And you've forgiven Fen too, life is good.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 22, 2018 07:51 PM (W3ofY)

375 >>>Actually, will try the ole garlic spicy tomato juice and add some vodka.
<<<

Stir in some cayenne and balance with a dollop of horseradish. *breathe*

Posted by: Chopped Liver at June 22, 2018 07:51 PM (J7XgW)

376 "No one is illegal on stolen land."

So Michael Moore is OK with Mexicans squatting in his house?

Posted by: rickl at June 22, 2018 07:51 PM (sdi6R)

377 233 Pffft who needs Pope JP2 or even Pope Commie, er Frankie. Pope Colbert speaks ex cathedra every nite from his clown car.

Posted by: kallisto at June 22, 2018 07:51 PM (73ec4)

378 If McCain had beaten Obama, we would be squatting in the ashes of Post WWIII America.

Posted by: canned hate at June 22, 2018 07:33 PM (HkF2/)

Yeah as bad as Obama was, McCain would've doomed everything.

Just be thankful Obama is a lazy piece of shit. Imagine if he had Trump's mad skills.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 22, 2018 07:39 PM (4ErVI)


I believed Obama saved us from Clinton.

Now I realize he saved us from McCain and Romney and permanent establishment overlords. The curtain and mask falling never would have occurred.

That info about McCain and GOP weaponing IRS to get rid of Tea Party is a cage rattler for me. I had solely blamed Obama. That is was McCain is worse by a factor of infinity. I still haven't wrapped by head around it. The GoPe did that.

I know I have said for a year it is a Uni-Party and GoPe is worse than dems bcz they lie and betray...making them traitors.

But to find out it reaches back to McCain (at the very least) is a betrayal level I never expected. Never.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 22, 2018 07:51 PM (KeRzR)

379 Democrats are at least fairly honest about their motivations: They want votes and don't give a shit how they get them. But why do Repubs support open borders? Do they think these "new" "Americans" will support them? Of course they won't, so the only answers are: 1) They are Dems in Repub clothing or, 2) they are being paid off by CofC et al. and don't give a fuck about the future of our nation. (Another possibility is that they are Communist infiltrating traitors, which may not be too far a stretch.)

Posted by: Ruthless at June 22, 2018 07:51 PM (md3fh)

380 "There should be a march on Fox News HQ - all of this hateful propaganda is being broadcast from an office building in midtown Manhattan.
Activists surrounded & shut down an ICE office in Portland. The same can and should be done to Fox News NYC."
----------

Incitement to riot...or some lesser but just as effective statute.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 22, 2018 07:52 PM (OuRYP)

381 She paid her way through college by posing for all those stock photographs of an open mouth with a dentist looking into it with one of those little mirrors.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 22, 2018 07:48 PM

Every single one of those dentists lost at least one finger. Man, those are some chiclets she has.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 22, 2018 07:52 PM (2NqXo)

382 Another reason why Mexico doesn't want the wall is drug profits.

Tons of cash (literally, not figuratively) is smuggled back south every year. Tunnels dug under the border are usually only one way (contrary to media opinion these tunnels dug by the cartels with Hamas help are not used to smuggle illegal immigrants. Not enough return on the cost/benefit analysis) heading north.

Another thing about the tunnels is there are only a few places to dig them. The entry/exit on both sides respectively have to be concealed with easy mechanized transport access. We got good at detecting tunnel digging at the DMZ in South Korea. Time to bring that here.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at June 22, 2018 07:52 PM (l7Kbv)

383 Sounds like Lisa Page must be the FBI hottie
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 22, 2018 07:38 PM

She's been the centerfold in Teeth & Gum Quarterly at least five times.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 22, 2018 07:46 PM (2NqXo)
..............

I hear she's going on Botched to see if Dr. Dubrow can attach an upper lip made from tissue from her ass.

Posted by: wth at June 22, 2018 07:52 PM (HgMAr)

384 But to find out it reaches back to McCain (at the very least) is a betrayal level I never expected. Never.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 22, 2018 07:51 PM (KeRzR)

In 2011? I would have been shocked.

Today? I'd be shocked if he wasn't.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 22, 2018 07:53 PM (BRvh1)

385 372. Send in the Federal Marshals

Posted by: kallisto at June 22, 2018 07:54 PM (73ec4)

386 380 "There should be a march on Fox News HQ - all of this hateful propaganda is being broadcast from an office building in midtown Manhattan.
Activists surrounded & shut down an ICE office in Portland. The same can and should be done to Fox News NYC."
----------

Incitement to riot...or some lesser but just as effective statute.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 22, 2018 07:52 PM (OuRYP)

Where does Dan Savage live? Maybe people should mob his home?

Posted by: josephistan at June 22, 2018 07:54 PM (ANIFC)

387 Mike, they are just warming up their summer riotin' skillz.

Never have been to Portland. Doubt I will go anytime soon. Know someone who just moved there, bless their hearts.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at June 22, 2018 07:54 PM (J5mzk)

388 Democrats are at least fairly honest about their motivations: They want votes and don't give a shit how they get them. But why do Repubs support open borders? Do they think these "new" "Americans" will support them? Of course they won't, so the only answers are: 1) They are Dems in Repub clothing or, 2) they are being paid off by CofC et al. and don't give a fuck about the future of our nation. (Another possibility is that they are Communist infiltrating traitors, which may not be too far a stretch.)
Posted by: Ruthless at June 22, 2018 07:51 PM

Don't forget blackmail. I bet most of them are compromised in some way. Obama had everybody's secrets.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 22, 2018 07:54 PM (2NqXo)

389 You nativists know nothing about economics and lack human decency

Posted by: koch brothers at June 22, 2018 07:55 PM (/vTjn)

390 Thank God AtC is not morte. She was enough of a hellion while alive and striding the Earth with her stomping boots -- just think how it would be if she were a spiritual being visiting holocaust and doom upon our poor planet. Stay well, AtC! For all our sakes.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 22, 2018 07:55 PM (md3fh)

391 Democrats are at least fairly honest about their motivations: They want votes and don't give a shit how they get them. But why do Repubs support open borders?

Posted by: Ruthless at June 22, 2018 07:51 PM (md3fh)


Ruth ... you ever been out of country ?

Mexico sucks - but their wealthy have access to more shit than ours.

A rich Mexican can hire house labor, pay off police, break laws, and such at a rate our rich only dream about.

That's all it is. This country is too fucking equal for them.

Its not hard to understand - but you have to accept that this is a Class Thing ... not a Left vs Right Thing.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 22, 2018 07:56 PM (fiGNd)

392 379
(Another possibility is that they are Communist infiltrating traitors, which may not be too far a stretch.)
Posted by: Ruthless at June 22, 2018 07:51 PM (md3fh)


It's pretty clear that the Communists turned McCain, unless he was already a Communist before being captured.

Posted by: rickl at June 22, 2018 07:56 PM (sdi6R)

393 374
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around only winged by Fenelon.





It's so good to know you're not mort. The place wouldn't be the same without you. And you've forgiven Fen too, life is good.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 22, 2018 07:51 PM (W3ofY)

The forgiveness cannot be complete without a ceremonial tickle fight.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at June 22, 2018 07:56 PM (5jVnA)

394
No one is illegal on stolen land."

Cops should show at his house and arrest him for being in possesion of stolen property

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 22, 2018 07:56 PM (10vO4)

395 But why do Repubs support open borders?
__________________

I think most of them just don't give a shit. They believe that their money will insulate them in the New World Order.

When the rest of us are here fighting the invading hordes for the scraps, they envision themselves as part of the NWO aristocracy, probably living large in some luxury penthouse in a gated and guarded enclave overlooking the Mediterranean in the new government capital of what used to be known as Monaco.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 22, 2018 07:56 PM (fqUgw)

396 After John McCain dies, I hope he is sent to an eternal afterlife of the worst shithole part of Guatemala.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's Boobs at June 22, 2018 07:57 PM (TNKRr)

397 AtC, all the Texas Morons and "Ettes would like to invite you come spend a day with us in Oct. No spiders. snakes or other creatures because we have 50 people with guns.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2018 07:57 PM (Ph+K+)

398 Missed all the threads today.


But they basically just confirm that the country is desperately bad shape.


Tapper is an idiot. Garden variety press lightweight, end of story.


Would be a shame if that restaurant in DC suffered, say some kind of major vandalism, even a firebombing, or if the owner and staff were targeted for violence. A real shame, just to be clear.


No of course the US doesn't "need" immigrants - of any kind, but obviously zero unskilled uneducated sorts from a demo that has historically not assimilated as well as others.


And I wish the administration would find a way to force a confrontation with "American" (ha) Airlines and United so that they lose their federal contracts, or are heavily penalized. Of course the small number of temporarily separated kids are generally not flown anywhere anyways. But some way should be found to raise the profile of the unaccompanied invaders being moved around, force the idiots at the airlines to match their stupid words with stupid actions.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 22, 2018 07:57 PM (QDnY+)

399 I hear she's going on Botched to see if Dr. Dubrow can attach an upper lip made from tissue from her ass.
Posted by: wth at June 22, 2018 07:52 PM

Justin Trudeau could lend her a spare eyebrow to use in place of an upper lip. Sure, it would look strange on a woman but she could say she's transitioning.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 22, 2018 07:57 PM (2NqXo)

400 I have traveled extensively in about 30 countries, have spent a total of 2 or 3 years of my life abroad. So, yes, I know that America is the best place in the world. The rest if it can go suck a dozen ostrich eggs.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 22, 2018 07:58 PM (md3fh)

401 One sip, amd you're Dave Foreman getting pulled into the wormhole at the obelisk.

WTF???

Posted by: Arthur C. Clarke at June 22, 2018 07:58 PM (lSrgA)

402 No one is illegal on stolen land.
..........

Unless the guy who stole the land is holding a shotgun.

Posted by: wth at June 22, 2018 07:58 PM (HgMAr)

403 What's that, Michael Moore?

I'm sorry i couldn't hear you over how fat you are.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 22, 2018 07:59 PM (BRvh1)

404 401 One sip, amd you're Dave Foreman getting pulled into the wormhole at the obelisk.

WTF???
Posted by: Arthur C. Clarke at June 22, 2018 07:58 PM (lSrgA)

I thought that was George Foreman

Posted by: josephistan at June 22, 2018 07:59 PM (ANIFC)

405 Would be a shame if that restaurant in DC suffered, say some kind of major vandalism, even a firebombing, or if the owner and staff were targeted for violence. A real shame, just to be clear.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 22, 2018 07:57 PM (QDnY+)

Posted earlier...

They're getting hammered on Yelp.

Posted by: golfman at June 22, 2018 07:59 PM (If3tB)

406 Don't forget blackmail. I bet most of them are compromised in some way. Obama had everybody's secrets.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 22, 2018 07:54 PM (2NqXo)


I'm finding it more and more easy to believe that blackmail and graft permeate the entire Uniparty Establishment, and that down deep NONE of them are on the side of their constituents or the Constitution!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at June 22, 2018 08:00 PM (n9EOP)

407 Is Jose Jimenez on your team?

Posted by: JackStraw at June 22, 2018 07:49 PM (/tuJf)

LOL

The Hispanic guys in my office are all under 30, and I doubt they've heard of Jose Jimenez (aka Bill Dana), even in the context of Alan Shepard. Because like all Millenials, they have little to no interest in history, even NASA history. On Monday I'll ask them if they've read "The Right Stuff." I expect at least two blank stares.

Posted by: Gref at June 22, 2018 08:00 PM (AMIL/)

408 After John McCain dies, I hope he is sent to an eternal afterlife of the worst shithole part of Guatemala.
Posted by: Kate Winslet's Boobs at June 22, 2018 07:57 PM (TNKRr)


I know it's cliché and trite - almost a Hallmark card sentiment; we've all said it so many times before verbatim - but I'm gonna just come out and say it anyway:

When it comes to the final and eternal disposition of John McCain's wracked and damned shade, I agree wholeheartedly with Kate Winslet's Boobs.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2018 08:01 PM (fZuhk)

409 >>No one is illegal on stolen land.



Does that mean he'll be housing illegal immigrants in each f his 9 homes?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 22, 2018 08:01 PM (W+vEI)

410 If we grant the notion that we "stole" the land from Mexico, well Mexico is stealing it right back since we are doing nothing to defend it.

Someone explain to me how a government that refuses to defend its borders is legitimate.

Posted by: rickl at June 22, 2018 08:01 PM (sdi6R)

411 Portland has 50+ breweries. Portland has more strip joints than breweries. Until resently you could drink whiskey, gamble, smoke and, get this, gawk at nakked wimins from the same seat. Just sayin.

Posted by: PhilDirt at June 22, 2018 08:01 PM (IezWX)

412 Why do we need more people?

Well, cuz that Declaration of Constitutional thingy that's stenciled onto the hem of the Statue Of Liberation Theology Lady in NYC REQUIRES that we take in and pay for the WHOLE world's population!

Silly.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 22, 2018 08:01 PM (BfOXk)

413 Why Does a Nation of 320 Million Need Millions of More Immigrants?




Because they aren't white and it's all about the "browning" of America and turning it into a third world shithole run by the left forever

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 22, 2018 08:01 PM (SiINZ)

414 When Romney lost, all the GOPe advisors told them it was bcz they needed to win the Mexican vote. That they would keep losing if they did not embrace open border stuff.

Which was so not true. However, they believed it. You can even see it with Rubio and Jeb in the beginning.

Of course, Trump proved the advice was total horseshit. Doesn't matter to the GoPe though. Because they are about Establishment, and Trump is not that.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 22, 2018 08:01 PM (KeRzR)

415 I have traveled extensively in about 30 countries, have spent a total of 2 or 3 years of my life abroad. So, yes, I know that America is the best place in the world. The rest if it can go suck a dozen ostrich eggs.
Posted by: Ruthless at June 22, 2018 07:58 PM (md3fh)


Great ... but since you've seen it ...

... who has more influence ?

A rich man in America ? Or a rich man in Mexico ?

There's your answer.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 22, 2018 08:02 PM (fiGNd)

416 I take it as a tiny step in the right direction that the stupid ugly FBI dipshit was photo'd at her home. That is, she's being pursued, in some almost normal manner, for someone involved in a high profile super-scandal. Of course a real press would have subjected every figure involved to this treatment for well over a year now.


Hell, even NPR listeners would have some idea about the biggest scandals in US history. As it is, they will be broadsided by any major action, if we are luck enough to see any, and I think we are.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 22, 2018 08:02 PM (QDnY+)

417 Tucker has Michael Anton on.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 22, 2018 08:02 PM (PvFoN)

418 Michael Anton is on TuCa.

Posted by: canned hate at June 22, 2018 08:02 PM (HkF2/)

419 In 1994 I spent about a month driving around Mexico. There was a presidential election coming. I checked into a hotel and was told the room was available for only two days because the "next president of Mexico would be coming." It was a certain man named Collossio. His name was painted on walls and fences all over the place. He was the shoo-in candidate. A few weeks later he was assassinated in Tijuana. BTW, I was held at gunpoint while my Jeep was completely searched on a highway. I have never been back to wonderful Mexico since, and never will. It is, to coin a phrase, a shithole grande.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 22, 2018 08:02 PM (md3fh)

420 - A 20-30 year virtual halt on all immigration. Cap it at 1,000 per year. Something absurdly low.
- A full and complete stop to birthright citizenship.
- The revocation of all Obama and Bush era asylum claims. They may reapply under the current saner guidelines.
- All unemployed men of fighting age without citizenship are hereby immediately deported.

I might be willing to negotiate down to only allowing female ONLY immigration. No families setting up colonies, no men of fighting age (especially from Islamic countries) and no unproductive elderly. IIRC there was a study about female immigrants who marry into the host country population had the highest rates of assimilation. But given we have so many defacto foreign colonies in the US and leftest scientist lie in there studies - I am very hesitant to even do that

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at June 22, 2018 08:02 PM (rNGKx)

421 The Hispanic guys in my office are all under 30, and I doubt they've heard of Jose Jimenez


"Jose, Is that your crash helmet?""I hope not!"

Posted by: tu3031 at June 22, 2018 08:02 PM (O5Q3r)

422 Because they aren't white and it's all about the "browning" of America and turning it into a third world shithole run by the left forever
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 22, 2018 08:01 PM (SiINZ)


If you can decimate and get rid of the middle class, you return to the days of serfs and ruling classes.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 22, 2018 08:03 PM (KeRzR)

423 Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2018 07:57 PM (Ph+K+)

Please please please!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at June 22, 2018 08:03 PM (n9EOP)

424 He looks a lot different than he did on the Women and Children First LP cover.

Posted by: canned hate at June 22, 2018 08:03 PM (HkF2/)

425 illegals don't benefit anybody except their relatives in mejico.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2018 08:03 PM (Ph+K+)

426 He's on Tucker's show right now!

Posted by: logprof at June 22, 2018 08:03 PM (e7oj4)

427 "I sure as hell ain't gonna' pay a rental house owner to keep it vacant.
Look - if keeping the ground fallow is profitable in the long run -
then keep it fallow. If it causes the price of beans to go up - fine.

Slick - I'm not for subsidizing farmers any more than anybody else. It's MY money.

Posted by: ScoggDog

Land in CRP gets mowed, it is not "fallow" and it is not "vacant". It is being actively conserved for wildlife.

There is an ethanol mandate which sucks, not a subsidy. You think getting oil up from $15 to $60 to $100 didn't take some effort by the Bushies and the Saudis and whoever else? Oil wars sure ... of course we spend trillions on those.

Subsidies for teachers, cops ... early retirement with nice fat pensions, while farmers die on the job at twice the rate of cops, not such pensions, and many fail, after working very long hours for years. But sure ... keep the faith ... whatever slick faith that is.

Posted by: illiniwek at June 22, 2018 08:04 PM (bT8Z4)

428 Posted earlier...

They're getting hammered on Yelp.

Posted by: golfman


That's the best penalty, no patrons, no customers, no cash flow, much debt, insolvency, desolation.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 22, 2018 08:04 PM (W3ofY)

429 >>He's on Tucker's show right now!


Tucker is on his show almost every night.

Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2018 08:04 PM (XQQJg)

430 BTW, I was held at gunpoint while my Jeep was completely searched on a highway. I have never been back to wonderful Mexico since, and never will. It is, to coin a phrase, a shithole grande.


Maybe. But they do some amazing things with donkeys.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2018 08:04 PM (lSrgA)

431 Why do we need more people?

Well, cuz that Declaration of Constitutional thingy that's stenciled onto the hem of the Statue Of Liberation Theology Lady in NYC REQUIRES that we take in and pay for the WHOLE world's population!

Silly.
Posted by: Sharkman at June 22, 2018 08:01 PM (BfOXk)


Yes, and Gayle King says the Statute of Liberty is crying! Well, get her a big box of kleenex.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 22, 2018 08:05 PM (KeRzR)

432 Mexico has a true one percent. The rest are peons. They are of no value to the one percent, so they are encouraged to sneak into the blessed United States of America to steal our assets and protect the one percent of Mexico from having to take care of them. Fuck that. War.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 22, 2018 08:05 PM (md3fh)

433 >No one is illegal on stolen land.


That is about the stupidest fucking thing I have heard all week.


Do you even Johnson v. McIntosh?


Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at June 22, 2018 08:05 PM (5jVnA)

434 Has Michael Moore given his chunk of stolen land away?
But where would he move? Perhaps there's a beach he could wash up on.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at June 22, 2018 08:05 PM (nBr1j)

435 Has Michael Moore given his chunk of stolen land away?


Michael Moore has never given a slice of pizza away.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2018 08:06 PM (lSrgA)

436 >>Maybe. But they do some amazing things with donkeys.

But wasn't it painful?

Posted by: JackStraw at June 22, 2018 08:06 PM (/tuJf)

437 >> Mexico has a true one percent.


That is more white than 90% of America.

One of the most racist countries on earth. Really, all of South America is.

Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2018 08:06 PM (XQQJg)

438 Michael Moore should be flayed and turned into about 400 pounds of hobo jerky. The rest could be recycled.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 22, 2018 08:06 PM (md3fh)

439 Anton gave a great interview.

And oh my, the demotard NYC councilman is back with Tucker.

Posted by: logprof at June 22, 2018 08:06 PM (e7oj4)

440 No one is illegal on stolen land.

.....

Michael Moore is kinda stupid.

Posted by: dirt at June 22, 2018 08:07 PM (HkF2/)

441 I would just like to go on record saying that I agree with Kate Winslet's Boobs, no matter what they are talking about.

Posted by: rickl at June 22, 2018 08:07 PM (sdi6R)

442 The silencing of sanity continues apace:

My cable provider (Google Fiber, don't judge me!) just blacked out FNC for about 3 minutes.

Of course, it could just be because Google Fiber is more incompetent than even Comcast or other cable providers . . . which they are.

Posted by: filbert at June 22, 2018 08:07 PM (953wK)

443 That's the best penalty, no patrons, no customers, no cash flow, much debt, insolvency, desolation.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 22, 2018 08:04 PM (W3ofY)

Jumped over to google reviews. One lib was pissed that the owner didn't kick Nielsen out.

Posted by: golfman at June 22, 2018 08:07 PM (If3tB)

444 Unless the guy who stole the land is holding a shotgun.
Posted by: wth at June 22, 2018 07:58 PM (HgMAr)


----------------

I once had a boss get bent out of shape, after a guy told her to speak English, because 'Murica, he was Mexican, obviously here legally, and said boss lectured me about how CA used to belong to Mexico and that's the language that used to be spoken and blah blah blah.

I laughed at her and told her that would be like claiming Europe should speak Italian because they used to be run by the Romans. (yeah yeah, I know, not really historically accurate but I made my point)

Needless to say, we never got along after that and she definitely had it in for me. Horrible woman.

Posted by: Blake - used scripting salesman at June 22, 2018 08:07 PM (WEBkv)

445 (mostly) White guilt

+

Self-Congratulation

it aint complicated

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 22, 2018 08:07 PM (oAY8z)

446 >>But wasn't it painful?


I tell you Shrek, with all those lights and the screaming and hollering of the patrons...I could only get it up 3 times a shift.

I'm not a Machine, I'm a Donkey!

Posted by: Donkey at June 22, 2018 08:08 PM (XQQJg)

447 Canada charges 250k cover charge to get in their country unless you're a Paki refugee or a Bollywood starlet

Posted by: kallisto at June 22, 2018 08:08 PM (73ec4)

448 Maybe. But they do some amazing things with donkeys.

But wasn't it painful?
Posted by: JackStraw at June 22, 2018 08:06 PM (/tuJf)


It looked like it. But then, I wasn't in the splatter section and it was dark, so it may all have been an act.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2018 08:08 PM (lSrgA)

449 So, does this mean he'll give up however many multiple acres he lives on and owns?

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 22, 2018 07:49 PM (mQ0Mc)

At the time of his divorce, he owned 9 homes.

Posted by: clutch at June 22, 2018 08:08 PM (kiSdp)

450 Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at June 22, 2018 08:05 PM (nBr1j)

Once I thought you were a nice polite Canadian, but the more I see of you here, I am afraid you've been thoroughly corrupted by association with the AoS reprobates!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at June 22, 2018 08:08 PM (n9EOP)

451 oh and talk of subsidy ... Fed Reserve has juiced the stock markets ... bailed out the massive banks that cheated, too big to fail jail ... that fat stock market came at a huge cost, as we turn our country over to the globalist oligarchs.

but you're concerned about a CRP program that pays much less than just renting the ground, because farmers get what you think is a subsidy? good grief.

That free stock market money is sweet ... easy money for decades ... coastal elites that can't balance a checkbook demand slaves from the third world, and just have to call their friend the senator to make it so. road to hell I'm tellin ya .. road to hell. heh

Posted by: illiniwek at June 22, 2018 08:08 PM (bT8Z4)

452 Michael Moore probably needs nine homes just to have room to stretch out.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 22, 2018 08:09 PM (md3fh)

453 Pro Tip : Never put your Beer bottle on the stage, Shrek.

Posted by: Donkey at June 22, 2018 08:09 PM (XQQJg)

454 452 Michael Moore probably needs nine homes just to have room to stretch out.
Posted by: Ruthless at June 22, 2018 08:09 PM (md3fh)

When Michael Moore sits around his nine homes.....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 22, 2018 08:10 PM (BRvh1)

455 (272) A quick tell on Wisconsonians is that they pronounce the name of their home state 'sconcin. And reek of cheese. Mao jackets.

Posted by: Burger Chef at June 22, 2018 08:10 PM (RuIsu)

456 LMAO epic Tucker Stare

Posted by: logprof at June 22, 2018 08:10 PM (e7oj4)

457 1 I would just like to go on record saying that I agree with Kate Winslet's Boobs, no matter what they are talking about.
Posted by: rickl at June 22, 2018 08:07 PM (sdi6R)


Which one though? We don't always agree. The left or right? The saggy or firm one?

Posted by: Winslet's Boobs at June 22, 2018 08:11 PM (KeRzR)

458 Fact Check- Michael Moore can fit 6 corndogs in his mouth at once.

We assess this statement as TRUE.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2018 08:11 PM (Ph+K+)

459 Red tide is coming, y'all.

There is a really goofy article on Yahoo right now. Paraphrasing title: "Trump Struggles to deal with border problems he created." Or some squatch.

The comments are over 95% pro-Trump Red Tide in November.

Not that I read their dumb comments often, but in years past it was all the yammering of SJW.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at June 22, 2018 08:11 PM (J5mzk)

460 >>LMAO epic Tucker Stare



His guest is painfully dense.
And he might become Lt. Governor?!?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 22, 2018 08:11 PM (W+vEI)

461 >>One of the most racist countries on earth. Really, all of South America is.

Worst I've ever seen was in India. They don't even pretend to hide it, they embrace it.

And they are all Indians, it's not like they look all that different from each other.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 22, 2018 08:11 PM (/tuJf)

462 LMAO epic Tucker Stare
Posted by: logprof at June 22, 2018 08:10 PM (e7oj4)


Forrest Tucker? He hated the Hakawis.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2018 08:11 PM (lSrgA)

463 Let's not start on Wisconsinites. They are OK. Close to Canada, but we can be accommodating about that. Our enemies are to be found across the borders, such as they are.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 22, 2018 08:11 PM (md3fh)

464 Eating enough to feed Chad--the small landlocked African country not my neighbour--does violence to Michael Moore's reputation for being a man of the people.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at June 22, 2018 08:11 PM (nBr1j)

465 Ha, I love it when Demotards morph into penny pinchers when the immigration issue comes up.

Posted by: logprof at June 22, 2018 08:11 PM (e7oj4)

466 459
Red tide is coming, y'all.



Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at June 22, 2018 08:11 PM (J5mzk)


From your mouth to Zod's ears.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at June 22, 2018 08:12 PM (5jVnA)

467 >>Worst I've ever seen was in India.


They DO have an entire class of Untouchables.

Also, they think cows are magic.

Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2018 08:12 PM (XQQJg)

468 Do you even Johnson v. McIntosh?


Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at June 22, 2018 08:05 PM

That sorry fat fuck hasn't even seen Johnson in decades.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 22, 2018 08:13 PM (BAML8)

469 Yelp will remove the reviews of the restaurant that appear politically motivated, and I probably wouldn't write a review of a place I hadn't been to. However, I am glad that people are saying that they would never go there since they allowed a patron to be harassed. So, if the left thinks people on the right are going to roll over-at this point I don't see it happening.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2018 08:13 PM (O5K3f)

470 * raises hand * We don't need these imports. Puerto Rico is a neverfailing bran-tub of corrupt, impoverished, illiterate grifters what speak Spanish.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 22, 2018 08:13 PM (fA1SL)

471 Red tide is not a good term, since the red tide is a plague on the seas. Let's call it the red tsunami.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 22, 2018 08:13 PM (md3fh)

472 Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at June 22, 2018 08:05 PM (nBr1j)

Once I thought you were a nice polite Canadian, but the more I see of you here, I am afraid you've been thoroughly corrupted by association with the AoS reprobates!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at June 22, 2018 08:08 PM (n9EOP)


Muahahahahaha

The conversion is almost complete. After he attends the Momees he will be one of us!

Muahahahahaha

Posted by: AoS Reprobates at June 22, 2018 08:13 PM (KeRzR)

473 465
Ha, I love it when Demotards morph into penny pinchers when the immigration issue comes up.

Posted by: logprof at June 22, 2018 08:11 PM (e7oj4)

He gets hardcore lefties on board with shrinking the government? It's another Trumpmas miracle!

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at June 22, 2018 08:13 PM (5jVnA)

474 Today In History: June 22nd, 1944 - Germany launches Operation Barbarossa

On this day in 1941, over 3 million German troops invade Russia in three parallel offensives, in what is the most powerful invasion force in history. Nineteen panzer divisions, 3,000 tanks, 2,500 aircraft, and 7,000 artillery pieces pour across a thousand-mile front as Hitler goes to war on a second front.

When the Soviet Union invaded Rumania in 1940, Hitler saw a threat to his Balkan oil supply. He immediately responded by moving two armored and 10 infantry divisions into Poland, posing a counterthreat to Russia. But what began as a defensive move turned into a plan for a German first-strike. Despite warnings from his advisers that Germany could not fight the war on two fronts (as Germany's experience in World War I proved), Hitler became convinced that England was holding out against German assaults, refusing to surrender, because it had struck a secret deal with Russia.

Fearing he would be "strangled" from the East and the West, he created, in December 1940, "Directive No. 21: Case Barbarossa" - the plan to invade and occupy the very nation he had actually asked to join the Axis only a month before! On June 22, 1941, three German army groups struck Russia hard by surprise. The Russian army was larger than German intelligence had anticipated, but they were demobilized. By the end of the first day of the invasion, the German air force had destroyed more than 1,000 Soviet aircraft. And despite the toughness of the Russian troops, and the number of tanks and other armaments at their disposal, the Red Army was disorganized, enabling the Germans to penetrate up to 300 miles into Russian territory within the next few days.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 22, 2018 08:13 PM (yQpMk)

475 444. hahaha And the Hispanic countries are speaking a bastardized Italian. The Romans - still large and in charge

Posted by: kallisto at June 22, 2018 08:14 PM (73ec4)

476 They DO have an entire class of Untouchables.

Also, they think cows are magic.
Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2018 08:12 PM (XQQJg)


Nepal is like India, but without the charm and the cows are skinnier.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2018 08:14 PM (lSrgA)

477 And they are all Indians, it's not like they look all that different from each other.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 22, 2018 08:11 PM (/tuJf)

From what little I know talking to friends, the caste system is actually encoded in law for them.

And it's almost like a two-axis system of mutual disdain over there. The Economic Caste System axis, from Brahmin to Dalit, and the orthogonal Race/Color axis, from light, Hindi northerner to dark Dravidian southerner.

Bizarre place, India.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 22, 2018 08:14 PM (BRvh1)

478 If McCain had beaten Obama, we would be squatting in the ashes of Post WWIII America.
Posted by: canned hate at June 22, 2018 07:33 PM (HkF2/)

Look on the bright side. At least we wouldn't have any illegal immigrants.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 22, 2018 08:14 PM (9BLnV)

479 His guest is painfully dense.

And he might become Lt. Governor?!?
______

He was twitching like he was riding Old Sparky.

Posted by: canned hate at June 22, 2018 08:14 PM (HkF2/)

480 Not all Canadians are stupid Canucks. Some are almost like us. Moose out front should have told you.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 22, 2018 08:15 PM (md3fh)

481 The left wants immigration because:

1) The politicians - It nets them fresh lefty voters as the native population abandons them and the lefties abort themselves into oblivion. If St.Kanye can actually turn some of the black vote then they will really need to import more fresh voters from the 3rd world.
2) SJWs - Many of them openly hate white people because they are insane and want to juke the numbers in their favor for their fantasy ethnic-cleansing-holy-war. Unsurprisingly, most of this cohort is soy-plump-white and has never even played a contact sport, much less ever been in a fist fight.
3) Camber of Commerce - wants slave labor. These are the republican cucks.
4) Public Employee Unions - fantasy of unionizing the slave labor. Will probably never happen though. SEIU types.
5) Soros-ilk - Weakens the social cohesion of the west. They like this.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at June 22, 2018 08:15 PM (rNGKx)

482 Hitler should have gone to see his Barberossa and had that silly little 'stache trimmed off. The world would have been a better place.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 22, 2018 08:16 PM (md3fh)

483 417 Tucker has Michael Anton on.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 22, 2018 08:02 PM (PvFoN)

Susan's brother.

Posted by: clutch at June 22, 2018 08:16 PM (kiSdp)

484 472 Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at June 22, 2018 08:05 PM (nBr1j)

Once I thought you were a nice polite Canadian, but the more I see of you here, I am afraid you've been thoroughly corrupted by association with the AoS reprobates!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at June 22, 2018 08:08 PM (n9EOP)


Muahahahahaha

The conversion is almost complete. After he attends the Momees he will be one of us!

Muahahahahaha
Posted by: AoS Reprobates at June 22, 2018 08:13 PM (KeRzR)

LOL

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at June 22, 2018 08:16 PM (nBr1j)

485 David Reich proved , among other facts, that caste is important in India. many subpopulations haven't bred outside their groups since Alexander and Chandragupta.

but we Brits are to blame, with our steam powered time machines.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 22, 2018 08:16 PM (5M45p)

486 And despite the toughness of the Russian troops, and the number of tanks and other armaments at their disposal, the Red Army was disorganized, enabling the Germans to penetrate up to 300 miles into Russian territory within the next few days.


And oh God, was it good.

*lights cigarette*

Posted by: The Ukraine at June 22, 2018 08:17 PM (lSrgA)

487 471 Red tide is not a good term, since the red tide is a plague on the seas. Let's call it the red tsunami.
Posted by: Ruthless at June 22, 2018 08:13 PM (md3fh)

Now might actually be the moment to cut ties with the GOP. It will die on its own without Trump, and we could start a new party to replace it.

So instead of a Red Wave, we could have an Orange Wave. Because yes, Trump is that much of a troll, i'm willing to bet. And no recognizable third parties seem to be using the color Orange.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 22, 2018 08:17 PM (BRvh1)

488 Not all Canadians are stupid Canucks. Some are almost like us. Moose out front should have told you.
Posted by: Ruthless at June 22, 2018 08:15 PM (md3fh)


Almost.

But don't doubt for a second that any one of them would buy milk in a bag without a moment's hesitation if the opportunity arose.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2018 08:17 PM (fZuhk)

489 474. Comes the Day of the Rake, you are spared.
* adds Northernlurker to the hiwi list *

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 22, 2018 08:17 PM (fA1SL)

490 The most important thing for India is the cyclical border war with Pakistan. It used to help a lot to keep their populations in check.

Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2018 08:18 PM (XQQJg)

491 The nice thing about tsunamis is that they strike on the coastlines. That means the flyover country would be safe. Win bigly!

Posted by: Ruthless at June 22, 2018 08:18 PM (md3fh)

492 I've never heard of graffiti running over somebody with a car because it was too drunk...but whatever.

Posted by: Axeman at June 22, 2018 08:18 PM (JhE5a)

493 Orange isn't good in a battle song though. hard to find a rhyme

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 22, 2018 08:19 PM (5M45p)

494 488 Not all Canadians are stupid Canucks. Some are almost like us. Moose out front should have told you.
Posted by: Ruthless at June 22, 2018 08:15 PM (md3fh)

Almost.

But don't doubt for a second that any one of them would buy milk in a bag without a moment's hesitation if the opportunity arose.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2018 08:17 PM (fZuhk)

Actually, to be semi-serious, I don't think bagged milk is sold in Alberta. We do buy 24s, however.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at June 22, 2018 08:19 PM (nBr1j)

495 Remember (way back in time) in the late 1990's the left actually thought about stopping massive immigration because it was destroying the environment. Good times!

"The dispute reflects a dilemma for environmentalists. Most view rapid population growth as a problem and want to see the U.S. growth rate level off. But for many, tackling immigration, a major component of current U.S. population increases, means getting embroiled in a highly charged issue with implications far beyond the environmental movement" #FuckTheEnvironment #CommunismNow

Immigration Policy Dispute Rocks Sierra Club
https://wapo.st/2Iix4gI

Posted by: Trigger Warning at June 22, 2018 08:19 PM (YRXy3)

496 Orange has a bad vibe in the Olde Sod.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 22, 2018 08:19 PM (md3fh)

497 http://www.wnd.com/?p=4670047
Soros money behind app to help illegals avoid feds.
Aliens can alert family, friends about law enforcement with click of button.

Posted by: canned hate at June 22, 2018 08:19 PM (HkF2/)

498 Gee, I'm feeling accepted here.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at June 22, 2018 08:19 PM (nBr1j)

499 The problem with Canadians is not that they won't come to your aid when you call for it.

It's that they are obligated by Law to stop at every Tim Horton's along the way.

Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2018 08:20 PM (XQQJg)

500 Orange you glad we have Trump as POTUS?

Posted by: Ruthless at June 22, 2018 08:20 PM (md3fh)

501 Yup, Trump should ask that very question.....why? Why do we need this influx of unskilled people? Is it to.... be the servants in Democrat politicians' households? Their nannys, their gardeners, their maids?

He should ask this primetime.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at June 22, 2018 08:20 PM (5AVMW)

502 That sorry fat fuck hasn't even seen Johnson in decades.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 22, 2018 08:13 PM (BAML

Hey! I can always take a selfie if I need to look at my Johnson! Don't know why I would need to, though. He hasn't peaked out of his shell in decades.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 22, 2018 08:20 PM (9BLnV)

503 496 Orange has a bad vibe in the Olde Sod.
Posted by: Ruthless at June 22, 2018 08:19 PM (md3fh)

How about Gold as a party color then?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 22, 2018 08:20 PM (BRvh1)

504 it makes me wonder who the democrats think they're signalling to?
"uh, America is composed of stolen land and anyone who thinks illegals don't belong here is worse than hitler. Also, more taxes. And foreigners taking your jobs. Let's see what else, fuch Christians...and we're going to ruin all your sporting events."

ok, that's probably appealing to about 32 greeks in lebsos but that's not really something to win over the normals in America.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 22, 2018 08:21 PM (FOPyv)

505 Ruthless, yeah, that part sucks. as an Anglo Irish Catholic (mostly). we had a good thing going trading cattle and boinking the local redheads until Cromwell fucked it all up

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 22, 2018 08:21 PM (5M45p)

506 Aliens can alert family, friends about law enforcement with click of button.
Posted by: canned hate at June 22, 2018 08:19 PM (HkF2/)

Is there no-one to rid the world of this malignant old pimple?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 22, 2018 08:21 PM (BRvh1)

507 It's simple. We need the illegals to grow the food for the people who live in the homes the illegals construct. The people who live in the homes pay taxes to feed, clothe, and house the illegals who send a part of the wages they earn off the books back to their home countries where the governments of those countries take a cut off the top before the relatives get what's left. And of course the jihadis will be the ones who enslave or kill all of the aforementioned above. Except the politicians who are voted in by the new 'voters' and who hope to be part of the caliphate. Any more questions?

Posted by: Eromero at June 22, 2018 08:21 PM (zLDYs)

508 Soros money behind app to help illegals avoid feds.
Aliens can alert family, friends about law enforcement with click of button.


Posted by: canned hate at June 22, 2018 08:19 PM (HkF2/)
***********************
The world will be a better place when he kicks the bucket.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 22, 2018 08:21 PM (PvFoN)

509 Hey! I can always take a selfie if I need to look at my Johnson! Don't know why I would need to, though. He hasn't peaked out of his shell in decades.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 22, 2018 08:20 PM (9BLnV)


There's always five more weeks of winter at Michael Moore's place.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2018 08:21 PM (lSrgA)

510 We should be blue and the commie bastard Dems should be red

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 22, 2018 08:21 PM (SiINZ)

511 I was in a Tim Horton's this very afternoon getting annoyed by loud teenagers.
But I'd bet Hogg boy would be different if he regularly went to Tim Hortons after school.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at June 22, 2018 08:22 PM (nBr1j)

512 Remember (way back in time) in the late 1990's the left actually thought about stopping massive immigration because it was destroying the environment. Good times!

"The dispute reflects a dilemma for environmentalists. Most view rapid population growth as a problem and want to see the U.S. growth rate level off. But for many, tackling immigration, a major component of current U.S. population increases, means getting embroiled in a highly charged issue with implications far beyond the environmental movement" #FuckTheEnvironment #CommunismNow

Immigration Policy Dispute Rocks Sierra Club
https://wapo.st/2Iix4gI
Posted by: Trigger Warning at June 22, 2018 08:19 PM (YRXy3)

There's an idea! "Illegal immigrants cause Global Warming! Reeeeeeeeee......."

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 22, 2018 08:22 PM (9BLnV)

513 510 We should be blue and the commie bastard Dems should be red
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 22, 2018 08:21 PM (SiINZ)

--Like in Canada

Posted by: logprof at June 22, 2018 08:22 PM (e7oj4)

514 496. Yeah, but they're Irish. Who cares?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 22, 2018 08:22 PM (fA1SL)

515 Commies gotta commie, so they will never admit to their redness.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 22, 2018 08:22 PM (md3fh)

516 They DO have an entire class of Untouchables.

Also, they think cows are magic.
Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2018 08:12 PM (XQQJg)

They shit in the streets and treat toilets as deities.

Posted by: a cougar scissoring a bobcat while eating some beaver at June 22, 2018 08:22 PM (ikwgS)

517 There's always five more weeks of winter at Michael Moore's place.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2018 08:21 PM (lSrgA)


It's traditionally six more weeks, and, gross.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at June 22, 2018 08:22 PM (5AVMW)

518 "01 Yup, Trump should ask that very question.....why? Why do we need this influx of unskilled people? Is it to.... be the servants in Democrat politicians' households? Their nannys, their gardeners, their maids? "

I for one am sick and fucking tireed of the idea that giving away citizenship (and welfare) to any 3rd worlder out there is charity and good and makes baby Jesus smile. I pay too much in taxes and they make the schools to violent for the kids. fuck this. If you're that into making their lives better why not move there and supply them with your magical presence.

It'd be easier on everyone.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 22, 2018 08:23 PM (FOPyv)

519 For our Northernlurker:
http://www.harkavagrant.com/?id=250

and the Canadian flag:
https://stoatnet.org/canadiaiaia.jpg

Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2018 08:23 PM (fZuhk)

520 >>They shit in the streets and treat toilets as deities.


I'm imagining the many arms of Vishnu, each holding a roll of TP.

Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2018 08:23 PM (XQQJg)

521 499 The problem with Canadians is not that they won't come to your aid when you call for it.

um.

Posted by: Juno Beach at June 22, 2018 08:23 PM (5M45p)

522 also, apparently, we need illegals because our food is too boring. Plus white men are old, sexually unappealing, and kind of dorky.

again...this appeal to cuckery appeals to who?

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 22, 2018 08:24 PM (FOPyv)

523 Posted by: a cougar scissoring a bobcat while eating some beaver at June 22, 2018 08:22 PM (ikwgS)

---

That sounds painful...

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 22, 2018 08:24 PM (Rpm7S)

524
Forrest Tucker? He hated the Hakawis.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)


NO! They were in business together.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 22, 2018 08:24 PM (IqV8l)

525 Shit, and I traded my cow for some magic beans. And nobody told me cows were sacred and that beans caused massive flatulence. *farts in the general direction of Mexico*

Posted by: Ruthless at June 22, 2018 08:24 PM (md3fh)

526 ok, that's probably appealing to about 32 greeks in lebsos but that's not really something to win over the normals in America.
Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 22, 2018 08:21 PM (FOPyv)

Speaking as a Greek whose family is from Lesvos, fuck those guys, in particular.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 22, 2018 08:24 PM (BAML8)

527 I for one am sick and fucking tireed of the idea that giving away citizenship (and welfare) to any 3rd worlder out there is charity and good and makes baby Jesus smile. I pay too much in taxes and they make the schools to violent for the kids. fuck this. If you're that into making their lives better why not move there and supply them with your magical presence.

It'd be easier on everyone.
Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 22, 2018 08:23 PM (FOPyv)


100%.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at June 22, 2018 08:24 PM (5AVMW)

528 The problem with Canada, is that it's full of Canadians.

Posted by: Edward I Longshanks at June 22, 2018 08:24 PM (lSrgA)

529 I bring waves of voters surfing on my great orange crests.

Posted by: Red Tsunami at June 22, 2018 08:24 PM (W3ofY)

530 Just give a copy of the Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo to those who thinks Mexico was stolen from.

History, bitches. Read it, learn it! Dumbasses.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 22, 2018 08:24 PM (hyuyC)

531 I'm imagining the many arms of Vishnu, each holding a roll of TP.
Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2018 08:23 PM (XQQJg)

Heh.

Sounds like a lead-in for a Hindoo version of a Zen Koan:

"Which bare left hand does Vishnu wipe with?"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 22, 2018 08:24 PM (BRvh1)

532 Thanks for noting the Barbarossa anniversary, Grump.


Actually Hitler's fundamental ideological nuttiness had long centered on getting "Lebensraum" in the east - not to mention focusing on the evil threat of bolshevism (from which Germany in its propaganda - and they believed it, down to many/most of the feldgrau doing the fighting) to "Europe", and how Germany was protecting them all.


And he first asked his most senior military people to start planning for it when the western offensive (France, Low Countries) was barely over. It was a shock to many.


And always important to note that Stalin rejected many many solid intel warnings about Barbarossa - which his senior military people all believed. Zhukov obtained the OK to start mobilization/movement to war-time posture/deployments literally hours before Barbarossa began (wee hours of June 21), based on yet more and extremely detailed intel from line-crossing German soldiers/deserters.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 22, 2018 08:25 PM (QDnY+)

533 I'm imagining the many arms of Vishnu, each holding a roll of TP.
Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2018 08:23 PM (XQQJg)


And after a late-night Taco Bell run, I'm damned glad to be in that particular cult!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at June 22, 2018 08:26 PM (5AVMW)

534 I for one am sick and fucking tireed of the idea that giving away citizenship (and welfare) to any 3rd worlder out there is charity and good and makes baby Jesus smile. I pay too much in taxes and they make the schools to violent for the kids. fuck this. If you're that into making their lives better why not move there and supply them with your magical presence.

---

This is known as "twisting the heck out of scripture" to fool the rubes.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 22, 2018 08:26 PM (Rpm7S)

535 Canada is full of Canadians, and Moose. Don't forget the moose. There is one out front that was holding up a sign reading: "Don't forget the Moose." Are you illiterate or something? Read the sign.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 22, 2018 08:26 PM (md3fh)

536 I'm still looking forward to Rocket Lab's launch tonight, but it's been delayed to 10:27 pm EDT.

Their first test flight was in May 2017, called "It's a Test", failed to reach orbit.

Their second test flight in January 2018, called "Still Testing" was a complete success and was the first rocket launched from New Zealand to put satellites into orbit.

Tonight is their first operational flight with paying satellite customers. It's called "It's Business Time".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqZcYPEszN8

Posted by: rickl at June 22, 2018 08:26 PM (sdi6R)

537 I don't care what world they come from.
Shut The Door.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 22, 2018 08:26 PM (W3ofY)

538 Speaking of Michael Moore, I bought a chunk of pork belly today. I'm looking forward to smoking it at the earliest opportunity.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at June 22, 2018 08:27 PM (nBr1j)

539 Lesbos was a big "refugee" pen for awhile. did the EU fix that yet? or are the Italians going to have to deal with it?

Graeco-Italian empires are best empires.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 22, 2018 08:27 PM (5M45p)

540 Next on Tucker-
Gay people are being targeted for eating sandwiches at Chick-Fil-A. The Left is basically telling you that you must think as we tell you or there will be consequences.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 22, 2018 08:27 PM (PvFoN)

541 537 I don't care what world they come from.
Shut The Door.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 22, 2018 08:26 PM (W3ofY)


+100

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at June 22, 2018 08:27 PM (5AVMW)

542 NOOD...

Git along little corgis...

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 22, 2018 08:27 PM (KeRzR)

543 "I don't care what world they come from. "

cut. jib. newsletter.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 22, 2018 08:28 PM (FOPyv)

544 Are there any Michael Moore recipes in the Deplorable Gourmet? Smoked Haunch of Moore, things like that? Hmm, volume two is calling for an editor. Blue Bell, oh Blue Bell, where are you?

Posted by: Ruthless at June 22, 2018 08:28 PM (md3fh)

545 From what little I know talking to friends, the caste system is actually encoded in law for them.

And it's almost like a two-axis system of mutual disdain over there. The Economic Caste System axis, from Brahmin to Dalit, and the orthogonal Race/Color axis, from light, Hindi northerner to dark Dravidian southerner.

Bizarre place, India.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 22, 2018 08:14 PM (BRvh1)

They should encode using a toilet into the law.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 22, 2018 08:28 PM (4ErVI)

546 Apparently several idiots are showboating their idiocy on the twatters, pretending to not understand why knowledge of an affair between a senior counter-intel guy and a senior FBI lawyer (Strzok and Page) would not be valuable to the Russians. Seriously.


One of the people actually claiming to not get this is a 30-yr CIA veteran.


Top men, TOP men.


Posted by: rhomboid at June 22, 2018 08:28 PM (QDnY+)

547 540 Next on Tucker-
Gay people are being targeted for eating sandwiches at Chick-Fil-A. The Left is basically telling you that you must think and DO as we tell you or there will be consequences.
Posted by: redridinghood at June 22, 2018 08:27 PM (PvFoN)



Edited to add the really fucked-up part of their bullshit plan.....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at June 22, 2018 08:28 PM (5AVMW)

548 Nood Decompression

Posted by: It's Easy if You Try at June 22, 2018 08:28 PM (jHR08)

549 Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at June 22, 2018 08:16 PM (nBr1j)

Yes, one MoMee and we've got you forever in our clutches!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at June 22, 2018 08:29 PM (n9EOP)

550 Real Vishnu is armed with fly-swatters.

Posted by: Burger Chef at June 22, 2018 08:29 PM (RuIsu)

551 Turns out that Tom Arnold was, get this, lying.

https://bit.ly/2IltcMg
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 22, 2018 06:41 PM (+y/Ru)


Yahoo is wall to wall Arnold and Cohen will bring down Trump

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 22, 2018 08:29 PM (SiINZ)

552 >>Not all Canadians are stupid Canucks. Some are almost like us. Moose out front should have told you

Clearly you have never been witness to the horror of the annual Canadian migration to Cape Cod.

It's not so much all the "eh"ing, although God knows that's annoying. It's the middle aged beer guts cascading over Speedos.

It's a crime against humanity.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 22, 2018 08:29 PM (/tuJf)

553 I once had a cow. Seriously. I did not worship the cow, I milked her. Kinky, I know, but a necessary evil.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 22, 2018 08:29 PM (md3fh)

554 not just the treaty of G-H, but also the Gadsden Purchase. the US paid for land they arguably already had title to, because the US felt bad about G-H.

Mexico took the money. they want us to treat that as a loan?

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 22, 2018 08:29 PM (5M45p)

555 Tweeter Cindy McCain has weighed in quoting the poem on the Statue of Liberty. How many illegals will Cindy we taking into her various houses?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2018 08:29 PM (O5K3f)

556 519 For our Northernlurker:
http://www.harkavagrant.com/?id=250

and the Canadian flag:
https://stoatnet.org/canadiaiaia.jpg
Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2018 08:23 PM (fZuhk)

That's hilarious. I do say sorry when somebody steps on my toes.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at June 22, 2018 08:29 PM (nBr1j)

557 Wow, a nood for the ONT?

Don't think I've ever been here before......

I'm kinda excited.......

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at June 22, 2018 08:30 PM (5AVMW)

558 >>They shit in the streets and treat toilets as deities.

I'm imagining the many arms of Vishnu, each holding a roll of TP.
Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2018 08:23 PM (XQQJg)

Well, one of the left hands would be wiping and one of the rights would be flushing, but I can visualize your vision.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 22, 2018 08:30 PM (9BLnV)

559 553 I once had a cow. Seriously. I did not worship the cow, I milked her. Kinky, I know, but a necessary evil.
Posted by: Ruthless at June 22, 2018 08:29 PM (md3fh)


You BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at June 22, 2018 08:30 PM (5AVMW)

560
Clearly you have never been witness to the horror of the annual Canadian migration to Cape Cod.

It's not so much all the "eh"ing, although God knows that's annoying. It's the middle aged beer guts cascading over Speedos.

It's a crime against humanity.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 22, 2018 08:29 PM (/tuJf)

Quebecers--that's different.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at June 22, 2018 08:30 PM (nBr1j)

561 Was raised independent Baptists. Went to SBC for a while (my Dad cried and then joined church) and then decided it was to organized. I do not see how anyone could be member of C catholic church. Jesus never even declared himself leader and maybe said Peter should build church.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 22, 2018 07:03 PM (JFO2v)



Thank you Jack Chick for that enlightened opinion. I don't rightly knowd who could done be one of them thar papists

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 22, 2018 08:31 PM (SiINZ)

562 His guest is painfully dense.

And he might become Lt. Governor?!?
______

He was twitching like he was riding Old Sparky.
Posted by: canned hate at June 22, 2018 08:14 PM

The lefties who watch high-five each other at how the daft guest destroyed Tucker.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 22, 2018 08:31 PM (2NqXo)

563 540 Next on Tucker-
Gay people are being targeted for eating sandwiches at Chick-Fil-A. The Left is basically telling you that you must think as we tell you or there will be consequences.
Posted by: redridinghood at June 22, 2018 08:27 PM (PvFoN)

--I have a lesbian co-worker whose girlfriend works prep at Chick Fil-A. Another lesbian colleague of mine has dine with a couple of us there as well.

Never heard a peep about CFA's religious views.

Posted by: logprof at June 22, 2018 08:31 PM (e7oj4)

564 Posted by: redridinghood at June 22, 2018 08:27 PM (PvFoN)

I find this very odd. Are people tweeting what they had for lunch? Going back to the old sweatshop and saying to everybody, "I had lunch at Chik Fil A" today? Gay people following their fellow employees to lunch? I was a CFA today. Nobody there would know whether I was gay or not.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2018 08:32 PM (O5K3f)

565 Are there any Michael Moore recipes in the Deplorable Gourmet? Smoked Haunch of Moore, things like that? Hmm, volume two is calling for an editor. Blue Bell, oh Blue Bell, where are you?
Posted by: Ruthless at June 22, 2018 08:28 PM

Eat Moore Pork?

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 22, 2018 08:32 PM (2NqXo)

566 I find this very odd. Are people tweeting what they had for lunch? Going back to the old sweatshop and saying to everybody, "I had lunch at Chik Fil A" today? Gay people following their fellow employees to lunch? I was a CFA today. Nobody there would know whether I was gay or not.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2018 08:32 PM

People take pics of every plate of food they eat and post it on Facebook.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 22, 2018 08:34 PM (2NqXo)

567 That's hilarious. I do say sorry when somebody steps on my toes.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at June 22, 2018 08:29 PM (nBr1j)


The comic artist is Canadian, so she's allowed to say it. I probably wouldn't be able to get away with it.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2018 08:34 PM (fZuhk)

568 Speaking of Michael Moore, I bought a chunk of pork belly today. I'm looking forward to smoking it at the earliest opportunity.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at June 22, 2018 08:27 PM (nBr1j)

"Smoking? You mean like in a bong?" *hic --- Cankles.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 22, 2018 08:34 PM (9BLnV)

569 The lefties who watch high-five each other at how the daft guest destroyed Tucker.

I honestly believe lefties are so used to being affirmed for everything daft thing they say that the ability to debate intelligently has been bred out of them.

Would I ever say I dishonestly believe something?

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at June 22, 2018 08:34 PM (nBr1j)

570 I was a CFA today. Nobody there would know whether I was gay or not.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2018 08:32 PM (O5K3f)

And if they did, their lemonade is a cure for gayness!

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 22, 2018 08:35 PM (9BLnV)

571 I do say sorry when somebody steps on my toes.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at June 22, 2018 08:29 PM (nBr1j)


My friend, one MoMee will set you right!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at June 22, 2018 08:36 PM (n9EOP)

572 It's not as if CFA says when you come to the counter, "I have a suspicion you're gay. I won't serve you" or says "You must have an approved view on gay marriage before we serve you."

And if you are gay and have friends who harrass based on your lunch choices maybe you should choose some new friends?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2018 08:36 PM (O5K3f)

573 People take pics of every plate of food they eat and post it on Facebook.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 22, 2018 08:34 PM (2NqXo)

So weird.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2018 08:37 PM (O5K3f)

574
People take pics of every plate of food they eat and post it on Facebook.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey


Any Cologuard samples on there?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 22, 2018 08:37 PM (IqV8l)

575 I had a friend point out a long time ago that I say "sorry" way, way too much in day to day interactions with other people.

So i gave it some thought. I worked on it. I "bettered" myself....

And as result I now say "pardon me" way, way too much in day to day interactions with other people.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 22, 2018 08:42 PM (BRvh1)

576 1) So Catholic Charities can make money from the government on each head.
2) So they have more Catholics
3) So they have more Democrats
4) So the average IQ of the USA drops to 3rd world levels.

Posted by: Dennis Eaton at June 22, 2018 08:51 PM (RhVo9)

577 We could shove Dan Savage up Michael Moore but they would both probably like it.

Posted by: Burger Chef at June 22, 2018 08:53 PM (RuIsu)

578 When no one does the job the job changes.
We no longer have piss boys, but toilets seem to work OK.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at June 22, 2018 08:59 PM (BsGS1)

579 Posted by: Dennis Eaton at June 22, 2018 08:51 PM (RhVo9)



You done tell 'em Cletus. We'll get all of them thar papists. They taint no smart like you done be

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 22, 2018 09:00 PM (SiINZ)

580 Gee, I'm feeling accepted here.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at June 22, 2018 08:19 PM (nBr1j)




We're sticking you with the bill.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 22, 2018 09:18 PM (yQpMk)

581 Restaurant at the End of the Universe: Cow that wants to be eaten
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bAF35dekiAY

Posted by: Trigger Warning at June 22, 2018 10:16 PM (YRXy3)

582 Since we are decades ahead of the agreed-upon numbers due to illegal immigration, its time for a long pause.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at June 22, 2018 11:11 PM (Ndje9)

583 Trump should ask people in a town hall...or better yet at the State of the Union Address; have Congress raise their raise their hand if they know what our population was in 1920, 1950, 1980, and now....and then keep standing until a desired target population is reached (i.e. 400M, 500M, 750M, or 1B ...and by what year. And then break out graphs showing various scenarios of population choices with different traditional birth rates. THEN..have American's log in their MAXIMUM population that their great-greasy-great grand kids would tolerate on a government website. WE CAN WIN THIS ARGUMDNT FOR A MORATORIUM WITH THE POWER OF MATH!!!!

Posted by: Donovan Nuera at June 23, 2018 12:39 AM (gUt1u)

584 The headline question has been asked and answered. You just haven't been listening.

The answer is to increase the tax base. The stability of our financial system is dependent on debt. Which is dependent not only on inflation but population growth as well to pay the debt. But in our system more people means the banksters can increase fake money. More people justifies the expansion of the money supply (read inflation and debt). Properly regulated the system can work beautifully. But ours fell to banksters 105 years ago and they have been ripping us off ever since.

Posted by: Don_in_Odessa at June 23, 2018 05:32 AM (gIxhm)

585 This is a minor quibble, but the Census Bureau has a running total of US and world population. The latest tally for the USA as of June 22, 2018 is 327,980,000 +/-, not "320 million".

That points to a simple fact: our population increases by a couple million EVERY YEAR, and that includes LEGAL immigration. We don't need to add to that growth.

Posted by: Larry Faria at June 23, 2018 08:38 AM (aazPh)

586 To the quiet man:
Looks like your IQ is already at a 3rd. World country level.

Posted by: Dennis Eaton at June 23, 2018 08:42 AM (RhVo9)

#FakeNews: TIME's Open Borders Propaganda Cover Story Is Fake In Every Way An Article Can Be Fake

The actual facts:

The girl wasn't "separated" by Trump's policy. She wasn't separated from her mother at all. She was just standing slightly (slightly!) away from her mother while her mother was being patted down, that being what you do with criminals you're arresting.

She wasn't a first time border crosser: she'd already been caught illegally entering the US in 2013. A second offense makes her a felon.

She had left three other children back with her husband.

Her husband confirms she wasn't fleeing any sort of political persecution, but was just looking for a job.

One can surmise she brought the tot along as her Get Out of Border Jail Free card.

A border patrol agent actually present at this "separation" told CBS News the real story, as digested at the Daily Caller:

"The photo might be a little misleading," CBS News admitted before playing an interview they did with the border agent whose legs appear in the picture.

"We were patrolling the border, it was after 10-o'clock at night," agent Carlos Ruiz explained. "We asked her to set the kid down in front of her, not away from her... and so we can properly search the mother. So, the kid immediately started crying as she set her down," he continued. "I personally went up to the mother and asked her, 'are you doing OK, is the kid OK?' and she said, 'yes, she's tired and thirsty and it's 11 o'clock at night.'

"They're using it to symbolize a policy and that was not the case on this picture," he continued. "It took less than two minutes, as soon as the search was finished she immediately picked the girl up and the girl immediately stopped crying."

How does TIME respond? By invoking the Fake But Accurate defense, of course:

TIME defended its cover and its reporting Friday, essentially claiming the facts are irrelevant because of the propaganda value of the piece. The photo and story "capture the stakes of this moment," the editor in chief told reporter Hadas Gold.

That's not the only #FakeNews the media's cooking up for you, of course. The AP just vomited up some Journ0lizm about abuses of children in immigrant detention centers, which leftwing feckless cucks claimed was a new "Abu Ghraib," specifying that this abuse happened "after" Trump called MS-13 gangsters "animals."

In fact these abuses happened well before them -- the AP story is almost all about abuses that happened in 2015-2016 under Obama.

But you can almost excuse the Daily Beast's Justin Miller for getting the story so incredibly wrong -- because the AP wrote it up in a way that seemed calculated to produce exactly this misreading.

The AP story is very vague about the dates of these alleged abuses, and keeps mentioning Trump in a story about things that happened before Trump was even a candidate for election.

This sums it up well:



Of course, this entire contrived propaganda tornado began with #FakeNews: John Sexton runs down the #FakeNews beginnings of this Democrat-Media disinformation campaign, beginning with #Activists and #JournalistActivists pushing out photos that actually date from Obama's term as well as actually staged, completely fictitious photos of kids in dog cages, which activists had staged during a protest.


Meanwhile, there's some #RealNews the media can't cover, because it's too busy with the #FakeNews.

Like:


There's also the small matter of 11 MS-13 gangasters -- or should I call them Citizen-Activists? -- being charged with the murder of two teenagers, just a few miles away from Capitol Hill.

Eleven members of MS-13 have been charged with kidnapping two teenagers, ages 17 and 14, whose bodies were discovered buried in the woods in northern Virginia last year. Authorities claim each of the 11 gang members played some role in the murder of one or both boys.

...

All but one of the eleven men charged are immigrants from El Salvador. NBC 4 Washington reports the names and charges for each of the eleven individuals. Note the gang names of some of these individuals, i.e. "Killer" and "Horror."

Trump should call them "Killers" and "Horrors" -- then the media won't be able to debate whether they're animals or not. If they call themselves Killers and Horrors, who are we to argue with their own sense of self-actualization?



Posted by: Ace of Spades at 05:08 PM




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1 First!

Posted by: Surfperch at June 22, 2018 05:10 PM (CRwSV)

2 Laws? ha!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 22, 2018 05:10 PM (UsCnO)

3 Yeah, but I read some of the content.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 22, 2018 05:11 PM (UsCnO)

4 Smart move of Trump to have the Victims of illegals there... Too bad the media won't cover it

Posted by: It's me donna at June 22, 2018 05:11 PM (O2RFr)

5 Summary of this post:

It's about TIME.

Posted by: Surfperch at June 22, 2018 05:11 PM (CRwSV)

6 That poor underaged tyke with the facial tattoos will make a fine citizen someday....

Posted by: steevy at June 22, 2018 05:13 PM (LiyEm)

7 the mainstream media is anti-news, you are dumber and less informed for having watched it.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 22, 2018 05:13 PM (FOPyv)

8 I listened to a portion of Trump's thing with the parents of victims earlier.. of course, it was only on Fox.. no one else will ever mention it.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 22, 2018 05:14 PM (so+oy)

9 if Trump calls them horrors the news will say he is using dehumanizing rhetoric.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 22, 2018 05:14 PM (vICsG)

10 I want to cry w that mom. God bless her..I can't even imagine.

Posted by: IC at June 22, 2018 05:14 PM (a0IVu)

11 that photo op cage needs to be blasted by every right of center cuck and non cuck out there. That obliterates the left rage cycle more than anything else.

It should be commemorated on a postage stamp.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 22, 2018 05:14 PM (FOPyv)

12 Kill them.

Take them out behind the courthouse and put a bullet in them like you would to a rabid dog.

Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2018 05:14 PM (XQQJg)

13 Only Pelousi can see the divine spark in these MS13 guys.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Coffee drinker at June 22, 2018 05:14 PM (ULoJS)

14 Is Time even a real thing any more?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Coffee drinker at June 22, 2018 05:15 PM (ULoJS)

15 say, has anyone heard anything about the russia investigation on the non-news networks?

I thought they covered it (the political ramifications if any of it were true, not the actual events) pretty non-stop for 1.5 years but now....nothing?

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 22, 2018 05:16 PM (FOPyv)

16 see also...Newsweek actually had a huge cover with MS13 on it recently.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 22, 2018 05:16 PM (FOPyv)

17 Good of the MS13 targets to paint "Hey! I'm a target!" on their faces isn't it?

Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 22, 2018 05:16 PM (37IEG)

18 From below

Some conservative photoshopped that cover from "Time":


https://tinyurl.com/yaaagqet

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2018 05:16 PM (O5K3f)

19 gangasters...like even worse than gangsters.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 22, 2018 05:16 PM (FOPyv)

20 I want to cry w that mom. God bless her..I can't even imagine.
Posted by: IC at June 22, 2018 05:14 PM (a0IVu)

Me neither. I would just die inside if something like that happened to one of my kids. I can't imagine her pain.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 22, 2018 05:16 PM (dUJdY)

21 Candace Owens is on The Five.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 22, 2018 05:16 PM (PvFoN)

22 Remember when the Weapon of the New Left was

FACT CHECKERZ!

Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2018 05:16 PM (XQQJg)

23 PDT needs to travel the country with the Angel parents. Have them at his rallies.

Posted by: Jmel at June 22, 2018 05:16 PM (OeWgo)

24 Interesting that the good citizens of Alexandria thought it appropriate to conduct a siege of another citizen's house today, while not a word is spoken about these pupal citizens.

Posted by: pep at June 22, 2018 05:16 PM (LAe3v)

25 It's about TIME.
It's about space
It's about two men
In this place

Posted by: f'd at June 22, 2018 05:17 PM (UdKB7)

26 Heard on a podcast today that the cartels are much like ISIS.

They read American news, too.

We should start claiming the media is "colluding" with the cartels.

Posted by: golfman at June 22, 2018 05:17 PM (If3tB)

27 see also...Newsweek actually had a huge cover with MS13 on it recently.

Really? Did show them licking lollipops and hugging puppies?

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 22, 2018 05:17 PM (dUJdY)

28 Comrades the photo might be a little misleading but then it's all for the agenda so mislead away

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 22, 2018 05:18 PM (OLCnA)

29 I asked this a few weeks ago and with the coming coronation of Obrador in Mexico...what happens when they bum rush the border?

I mean it's not like 30 million of them aren't already in our country.

Posted by: DanMan at June 22, 2018 05:18 PM (XTiHL)

30 We really do need to change the law so that if you're here illegally you have zero rights. If you're here on a valid passport or visa, that's a different story. Here illegally or on an expired visa? You don't get shit. We can literally put you in a cage forever. You don't get a lawyer, no free speech, no rights whatsoever.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 22, 2018 05:18 PM (4ErVI)

31 willowed but no longer of:

"OT-Sombody did a photoshop of the "Time" Magazine tittle girl cryiing story- which everybody knows now the details of which were faked:

https://tinyurl.com/yaaagqet
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2018 05:12 PM"

Posted by: f'd at June 22, 2018 05:18 PM (UdKB7)

32 Cynthia Nixon, gubernatorial candidate for NY goobenor, sez ICE is a terrorist organization, and we have to "protect our undocumented citizens."

She's as unhinged as Sandra Lee's live-in.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2018 05:18 PM (ptqGC)

33 25
It's about TIME.

It's about space

It's about two men

In this place

Posted by: f'd


I'd bet not one millenial in a thousand knows what show that song comes from.

Posted by: pep at June 22, 2018 05:19 PM (LAe3v)

34 >>PDT needs to travel the country with the Angel parents. Have them at his rallies.


He needs to bring them to Chicago and do another Rally with the parents of Black Kids killed in Chicago, too.

This is a gigantic lever that can be used to move 10-15% of the Black Vote.

Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2018 05:19 PM (XQQJg)

35 I listened to a portion of Trump's thing with the parents of victims earlier... of course, it was only on Fox.. no one else will ever mention it.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 22, 2018 05:14 PM (so+oy)

C-SPAN has it as well. Of course nobody watches C-SPAN.

Posted by: Surfperch at June 22, 2018 05:19 PM (CRwSV)

36 THANK GOD for President TRUMP. The Dems align with the invaders and most of the repukes would be out there trying to say how they are not as mean as the MBM made out. But DJT understands you'll never appease the commies and the best course is to remind people why we don't want wide open borders.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at June 22, 2018 05:19 PM (eASYU)

37 If--when--the Cold Civil War goes hot, the media will have an awful lot of blood on its hands.

Posted by: rickl at June 22, 2018 05:19 PM (xjiRE)

38 Candace Owens is on The Five.


She is so hawt.

Where do we draw the line on face tattoos so that we get all the MS-13s but not Mike Tyson?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 22, 2018 05:19 PM (fuK7c)

39
John McCain's staff director.

That topic would've rated 1000 comments two years ago, but today? Just common browsing fodder.

Because shit is so over the top crazy now.

Posted by: 13times at June 22, 2018 05:20 PM (K3B2k)

40 TIME is on my side.

Yes it is.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at June 22, 2018 05:20 PM (XQQJg)

41
I remember a time when photoshopping the cover of an American magazine to obscure the truth would cause the magazine to fail.

I miss that 'Merica.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at June 22, 2018 05:20 PM (LOgQ4)

42 29. Obrador and company.....yeah. no bueno.

* tunes accordion *

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 22, 2018 05:20 PM (fA1SL)

43 Interesting that the good citizens of Alexandria thought it appropriate to conduct a siege of another citizen's house today, while not a word is spoken about these pupal citizens.
Posted by: pep at June 22, 2018 05:16 PM (LAe3v)

--------

I saw that story and wondered what the firearm and trespassing laws were like in Virginia. I haven't looked it up, because I'm sure to be disappointed.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 22, 2018 05:20 PM (I16G8)

44

One fucking round to the forehead.

Posted by: irongrampa at June 22, 2018 05:20 PM (S/hVx)

45 I'm going to suggest that we have a new immigration policy that says anyone with a face tattoo does not get in just on general principle. There is nothing of value a person with a fact tattoo can bring us.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 22, 2018 05:20 PM (/tuJf)

46 Lilia Fifield > Lyndsey Fifield

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 22, 2018 05:20 PM (AzW6q)

47 8 I listened to a portion of Trump's thing with the parents of victims earlier.. of course, it was only on Fox.. no one else will ever mention it."

The good news is that now Fox has more viewers than CNN and MSNBC combined in every time slot. and really, does anyone even watch the Alphabet channels anymore?

I think all of this "outrage" is a big kabuki theater play for the benefit of Washington, D.C., but I really don't think anyone in the rest of the country (except for the hard core leftwing asshats) is even paying attention.

2 million assholes make a lot of noise. But when there are 150 million voters, that don't really account for squat.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 22, 2018 05:20 PM (k1TUh)

48 What would the horde pay to see Candace Owens turn to Juan Williams and call him an ignorant ass?


I'll pony up $10 to start.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2018 05:21 PM (ptqGC)

49 This diaherra of lies won't stop it seems.

For every innocent murdered by MS-13, ... Sorry at a loss of words.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 22, 2018 05:21 PM (nF4Bw)

50 If they identify as killers you have to respect their choices.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 22, 2018 05:21 PM (xfb67)

51 18 From below

Some conservative photoshopped that cover from "Time":


https://tinyurl.com/yaaagqet
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2018 05:16 PM (O5K3f)
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Heh, nice.

Posted by: WisRich at June 22, 2018 05:21 PM (G0vdT)

52 Eh, the face tattoo guys eventually go back to school...after they wind up in a wheel chair.

Don't ask me how I know this.

Posted by: Blake - used scripting salesman at June 22, 2018 05:21 PM (WEBkv)

53 Time stands with it's cover saying this represents what is going on... except it didn't... but it could... so.... Lets print it as fact!

Posted by: It's me donna at June 22, 2018 05:21 PM (O2RFr)

54 27 see also...Newsweek actually had a huge cover with MS13 on it recently.

Really? Did show them licking lollipops and hugging puppies?

============

nah, my point was that it was actually scary and full of tattoo evil scariness

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 22, 2018 05:21 PM (FOPyv)

55 Sparks of divinity snuffing out other sparks of divinity--and raping them.

Posted by: Axeman at June 22, 2018 05:21 PM (vDqXW)

56 Time isn't even good for wiping your ass, the pages are shiny.

Let's start a campaign against Time for killing trees and angering Gaia. Do they use eco friendly ink ?

This shit is out of hand.

That cover is disgraceful any way you look at it. Looks like one of those soviet propaganda posters, or chi coms

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 22, 2018 05:21 PM (M+Lyo)

57 We have gotten to the point where Leftists are name calling without any regard to reality and get no penalty to do so.

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2018 05:21 PM (pHfeF)

58 Face tats get the bullet

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 22, 2018 05:22 PM (fA1SL)

59 The British used Hessians, the Democrats use Hondurans, Guatamalens and Mexicans.

We are in an existnetental crisis for our very sovereignty.

Posted by: Kreplach at June 22, 2018 05:22 PM (UfMVm)

60 45 I'm going to suggest that we have a new immigration policy that says anyone with a face tattoo does not get in just on general principle. There is nothing of value a person with a fact tattoo can bring us."

I would like to suggest a new Police policy, that anyone with a face tattoo, current citizens included, is to be shot on sight.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 22, 2018 05:22 PM (k1TUh)

61 If conditions were so bad I needed asylum I would take all of my kids with me.

Posted by: not the mama at June 22, 2018 05:22 PM (t2AQi)

62 I'm going to suggest that we have a new immigration
policy that says anyone with a face tattoo does not get in just on
general principle. There is nothing of value a person with a fact tattoo
can bring us.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 22, 2018 05:20 PM (/tuJf)

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Dang. I've been kicking around the notion of a "Sat Cong" face tattoo.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 22, 2018 05:22 PM (AzW6q)

63 For me, the biggest bombshell is that Time is still around.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 22, 2018 05:22 PM (xfb67)

64 also, the media is on a full blown paroxysm of hate and trump keeps winning. mostly. still no wall.

But he's not being hurt by their incoherent rage.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 22, 2018 05:22 PM (FOPyv)

65 You know who was Time's Man of the Year 1938 and graced Time's cover TWICE ??

Posted by: runner at June 22, 2018 05:23 PM (bUjCl)

66 When I was living in Fairfax County (Reston), I was hit be a car with 4 illegals in it. I pulled my brand new car over. They had not moved. So I got out of the car and motioned them behind me.

For whatever reason, they complied. I may have been a tad imposing and direct at that time.

No drivers licenses, no registration, no names. I called Fairfax County Police.

The police got them to sit in the cruiser, and told me to move along. I felt like he was going to let them go when I left, but I did.

I was out the $200 deductible for uninsured motorists. And the repair time.

USAA could not recover their money of the 4200.

And my worthless County Supervisor, the Democratic worm Hudgens, would not reimburse me either.

This was 10 years ago, and I am sure it has gotten worse.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 22, 2018 05:23 PM (hyuyC)

67 They need to raise the tuition costs at J-schools. Turning threads of falsehoods into wholecloth of "TRUTH"-- that's gotta be worth more than the Schools are currently getting.

Posted by: socalcon at June 22, 2018 05:23 PM (Roy2Z)

68 The facts in Obama-esque bullet points, although without the actual bullets:
https://twitter.com/GPollowitz/status/
1010129544601391105

Posted by: andycanuck at June 22, 2018 05:23 PM (Evws/)

69 1938 people....

Posted by: runner at June 22, 2018 05:23 PM (bUjCl)

70 51 18 From below

Some conservative photoshopped that cover from "Time":


https://tinyurl.com/yaaagqet
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2018 05:16 PM (O5K3f)
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Heh, nice.

======

the rightwing shitlord meme is born.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 22, 2018 05:23 PM (FOPyv)

71 Your tendency to deride our Constitutional right to make it look like all this policy was created by Trump is very white-supremacist of you!

Posted by: Associated-with-the-DNC Press at June 22, 2018 05:23 PM (vDqXW)

72 I, for one, appreciate MS-13's easy identification system.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2018 05:23 PM (b/hJk)

73 nah, my point was that it was actually scary and full of tattoo evil scariness

Well, fuck them anyway.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 22, 2018 05:24 PM (dUJdY)

74 I genuinely think this whole "poor border children!" episode hurt Democrats in the midterms even though they think they "won".

The Silent Majority knows we are being exploited.

Posted by: Maritime at June 22, 2018 05:24 PM (lKmt3)

75
Revocation of all press credentials for Time Inc.? Lawsuits for slander?

Bueller?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 22, 2018 05:24 PM (VM6ev)

76 So. Border patrol agents stopped a mother who kidnapped a child from her father and that's all Trump's fault?

Got it.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. In Heaven. Since Fenelon morted me. at June 22, 2018 05:24 PM (dEQP3)

77 How do you defend against this daily/hourly/by the minute onslaught of fake news?

Most people work and don't have the time to seek out the truth and it's not being presented on TV. Not even by Fox.

You have to have had years of experience and know which blogs and news sites online will have up to the minute refutations of the lies.

This is criminal and treasonous as it it inciting the populace to acts of disobedience under false pretenses.

To paraphrase Shakespeare: First, kill all the reporters.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 22, 2018 05:24 PM (cW5Gl)

78
What would the horde pay to see Candace Owens turn to Juan Williams and call him an ignorant ass?


I'll pony up $10 to start.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2018 05:21 PM (ptqGC)
****************************
I'll put in $50.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 22, 2018 05:24 PM (PvFoN)

79 Ben Had

But their masters, the real slave-owners, are respected in their gated communities. For sure.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 22, 2018 05:25 PM (hyuyC)

80 45 I'm going to suggest that we have a new immigration policy that says anyone with a face tattoo does not get in just on general principle. There is nothing of value a person with a fact tattoo can bring us."
=========

I saw "Precious" actress Gabourey Sidibe in an interview where she talked about meeting Mike Tyson. Her quote was something like "there's something about a person with a face tatoo.. you know they have gone as far as they are going to in society and then took a step back."

Posted by: not the mama at June 22, 2018 05:25 PM (t2AQi)

81 Every face tattoo is the face of a child who wants to come to a better life in the Worst Country on Earth.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 22, 2018 05:25 PM (oVJmc)

82 One fucking round to the forehead.


Posted by: irongrampa at June 22, 2018 05:20 PM (S/hVx)

Double tap.

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 22, 2018 05:25 PM (M+Lyo)

83 Time stands with it's cover saying this represents what is going on... except it didn't... but it could... so.... Lets print it as fact!

Posted by: It's me donna at June 22, 2018 05:21 PM


As a very experienced Photoshopper I would have spent hours to perfect that image as expertly as it is portrayed, at a cost to Time Magazine of hundreds of dollars.

In the end I would know that I created a propaganda image. Time Magazine is out of touch with reality.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at June 22, 2018 05:25 PM (LOgQ4)

84 En fuego!

Posted by: That Guy Who Shouts "En fuego!" at June 22, 2018 05:26 PM (ctuyM)

85 $1,000,000 if she takes off a high heel and jams it through his eye on live tv.....

Posted by: steevy at June 22, 2018 05:26 PM (LiyEm)

86 Trump should call them "Killers" and "Horrors" -- then the media won't be able to debate whether they're animals or not.

++++

What, are you kidding? Hold our beers.

Posted by: The Media at June 22, 2018 05:26 PM (pvjTE)

87 >>What would the horde pay to see Candace Owens turn to Juan Williams and call him an ignorant ass?


I'm in for a Benjamin if she challenges him to a dick measuring contest.

Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2018 05:26 PM (XQQJg)

88 Womp womp.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 22, 2018 05:26 PM (xMnHK)

89 The British used Hessians, the Democrats use Hondurans, Guatamalens and Mexicans.

Posted by: Kreplach at June 22, 2018 05:22 PM (UfMVm)

What about us?!?

Posted by: Salvadorans at June 22, 2018 05:26 PM (CRwSV)

90 He needs to bring them to Chicago and do another Rally with the parents of Black Kids killed in Chicago, too.

This is a gigantic lever that can be used to move 10-15% of the Black Vote.
Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2018 05:19 PM (XQQJg)

---------

If the Rs cared enough not to fuck things up and follow PDTs lead, they could have most any election they wanted with a margin like that.

But, they are who they are so I hold out very little hope of them continuing down this path.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 22, 2018 05:26 PM (I16G8)

91 I am asking every Democrat, pol or supporter, one question all summer and fall:



Why do you hate us?

When did you turn on us, hating regular Americans and lie about it?

Because that is what YOU are doing!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 22, 2018 05:26 PM (UsCnO)

92 I'm going to suggest that we have a new immigration policy that says anyone with a face tattoo does not get in just on general principle.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 22, 2018 05:26 PM (oVJmc)

93 >>I saw "Precious" actress Gabourey Sidibe in an interview where she talked about meeting Mike Tyson. Her quote was something like "there's something about a person with a face tatoo.. you know they have gone as far as they are going to in society and then took a step back."

Perfect.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 22, 2018 05:26 PM (/tuJf)

94 TIME defended its cover and its reporting Friday, essentially claiming the facts are irrelevant because of the propaganda value of the piece. The photo and story "capture the stakes of this moment," the editor in chief told reporter Hadas Gold.


-----------

Exactly!

Posted by: Dan Rather at June 22, 2018 05:27 PM (B1rg0)

95 .... nope. can't do it. can't comment.

Too much anger. Too much hatred.

Will most definitely get banhammered.

I'm going to go get something to eat.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 22, 2018 05:27 PM (BRvh1)

96 Yep; Trump just is a dictator who hates people-while the woman says it was Trump coming down the escalator talking about illegal immigrants-was what saved her from committing suicide after the murder of her son..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2018 05:27 PM (O5K3f)

97 OH NOES! Colbert said Melania "hasn't learned a thing from Michelle Obama [re fashion]."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2018 05:27 PM (ptqGC)

98 So...these illegal immigrants are now filing individual lawsuits to clog up the legal system...and the basis of each suit is a violation of THEIR rights. Which rights would those be? I'm confused.

Posted by: Orson at June 22, 2018 05:27 PM (EpIny)

99 97 OH NOES! Colbert said Melania "hasn't learned a thing from Michelle Obama [re fashion]."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2018 05:27 PM (ptqGC)


Thank G-D!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 22, 2018 05:27 PM (VM6ev)

100 "This was 10 years ago, and I am sure it has gotten worse."

way worse. We have millions of cars in Texas with paper tags indicating a recent purchase and it's mostly BS. It's our southern visitors playing their game.

I sold my F150 to my neighbor. His house flooded and he has used a south American to repair it twice and even traded the truck for some of the work. It's been two years and that truck still has paper tags on it. No tags, no registration, no insurance, no worries.

Posted by: DanMan at June 22, 2018 05:28 PM (XTiHL)

101 TIME defended its cover and its reporting Friday, essentially claiming the facts are irrelevant because of the propaganda value of the piece. The photo and story "capture the stakes of this moment," the editor in chief told reporter Hadas Gold.



A real Triumph of the Will.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 22, 2018 05:28 PM (oVJmc)

102 What would the horde pay to see Candace Owens turn to Juan Williams and call him an ignorant ass?


Juan's been on a lot lately. I think Fox keeps him on to cover so everybody else can go on vacation.

Posted by: tu3031 at June 22, 2018 05:28 PM (O5Q3r)

103 >>If the Rs cared enough not to fuck things up and follow PDTs lead, they could have most any election they wanted with a margin like that.


It would be a cakewalk right now.

The Black community is predisposed to hate the Illegal Immigrant community.

It wouldn't take much to wake up 10-20% of them.

Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2018 05:28 PM (XQQJg)

104 Yeah Patrick Ewing in a boob belt really puts Melania to shame....

Posted by: steevy at June 22, 2018 05:28 PM (LiyEm)

105 But DJT understands you'll never appease the commies and the best course is to remind people why we don't want wide open borders.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at June 22, 2018 05:19 PM (eASYU)
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The Spineless Party might have offered Trump a role in failure theater, but Trump doesn't have any part of it.

Posted by: Axeman at June 22, 2018 05:28 PM (vDqXW)

106 in *Alexandria, Virginia*
............

Why on earth did I first read that as: Alexander's Vagina?

Posted by: wth at June 22, 2018 05:28 PM (HgMAr)

107 TIME defended its cover and its reporting Friday, essentially claiming the facts are irrelevant because of the propaganda value of the piece. The photo and story "capture the stakes of this moment," the editor in chief told reporter Hadas Gold.

---------

I endorse this principle wholeheartedly!

Posted by: Jayson Blair at June 22, 2018 05:28 PM (B1rg0)

108 Let's see, we have, what, nine consulates and an embassy in Mexico where people can go to request asylum.

I have no idea how many locations there are where a person may legally cross the border, but I assume there are plenty.

But if a person sneaks across the border, we are supposed the believe the sneakiness is entirely innocent and it's the fault of normal Americans if anything inconvenient befalls the sneaker who did the sneaking.

Posted by: Emmie at June 22, 2018 05:28 PM (/A+Cl)

109 Remember when the Weapon of the New Left was

FACT CHECKERZ!
Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2018 05:16 PM

Hey, leave Agnew's dog out of this.
Fact Checker

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 22, 2018 05:28 PM (2NqXo)

110 When I got in an accident in New Haven, CT, the State Trooper who came told me I was lucky cause this guy (hispanic)actually had insurance. He said they usually don't.

This was in 1988.

1988.

It's not an unknown problem.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 22, 2018 05:28 PM (cW5Gl)

111 NaCly Dog, first things first.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2018 05:28 PM (b/hJk)

112 One fucking round to the forehead.


Posted by: irongrampa at June 22, 2018 05:20 PM (S/hVx)

Double tap.
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway


Modified Mozambique.

2 to the chest, 1 to the head, & 1 to the pelvis.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 22, 2018 05:29 PM (y4bHB)

113 85 $1,000,000 if she takes off a high heel and jams it through his eye on live tv.....
Posted by: steevy at June 22, 2018 05:26 PM (LiyEm)


I was gonna say squirt milk, but sure. Okay.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 22, 2018 05:29 PM (VM6ev)

114 TIME defended its cover and its reporting Friday, essentially claiming the facts are irrelevant because of the propaganda value of the piece. The photo and story "capture the stakes of this moment," the editor in chief told reporter Hadas Gold.


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Me first!

Posted by: Tawana Brawley at June 22, 2018 05:29 PM (B1rg0)

115 where's Kenneth?

Posted by: jakee308 at June 22, 2018 05:29 PM (cW5Gl)

116 Poor Melania. When she was out of sight, the media was obsessed.

She goes to Texas to visit detention centers (and wears a F-U lying media hoodie) and they go nuts.

She hit a nerve. That's Donny Two Scoops level trolling.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2018 05:29 PM (ptqGC)

117 DanMan

We can solve this problem with Will and a simple application of the rule of law.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 22, 2018 05:29 PM (hyuyC)

118 >>Modified Mozambique.


Do they have ammo trees there?

Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2018 05:30 PM (XQQJg)

119 OH NOES! Colbert said Melania "hasn't learned a thing from Michelle Obama [re fashion]."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2018 05:27 PM (ptqGC)



Well, thank God.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. In Heaven. Since Fenelon morted me. at June 22, 2018 05:30 PM (dEQP3)

120 Since we're getting to the point that political ads will be multiplying, I think Republicans this year should, in addition to those attacking the opposing candidates and Peolosi et al, probably start taking shots right at the DNC media. I expect they'd go down well, at least with those who might vote for us. Just show these sorts of made-up stories, whenever you can tie it in with something the opponent says. And the tie doesn't have to be that close, either.

Posted by: George LeS at June 22, 2018 05:30 PM (59GGI)

121 "President Trump coming down that escalator that day and talking about illegal immigration stopped me in my tracks."

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It's not the escalator ride so much as him coming out against illegal immigration that stopped millions of Americans in their tracks. Iconic visual though on which to hang the policy.

Posted by: Decaf at June 22, 2018 05:30 PM (Mymqt)

122 111 Ben Had

As you wish.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 22, 2018 05:31 PM (hyuyC)

123 OH NOES! Colbert said Melania "hasn't learned a thing from Michelle Obama [re fashion]."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2018 05:27 PM (ptqGC)

Melania has no interest in dressing up like a badly upholstered sofa. Go figure.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 22, 2018 05:31 PM (2NqXo)

124 >>where's Kenneth?

Checking the frequency.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 22, 2018 05:31 PM (/tuJf)

125 Let's be clear: that lil' child's mom was coming here to earn wages under the table and redistribute her government entitlements like welfare, food stamps, etc. back to daddy and the other 3 kids.

Trump should start taxing these remittances by illegals to their remaining family as part of an overall plan. Sure, they'll find another way, but make it just one of many disincentives - don; expect it to be a constant tax revenue stream.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 22, 2018 05:31 PM (W+vEI)

126 97 OH NOES! Colbert said Melania "hasn't learned a thing from Michelle Obama [re fashion]."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2018 05:27 PM (ptqGC)
----------------

Fortunately.

Posted by: Blake - used scripting salesman at June 22, 2018 05:31 PM (WEBkv)

127 TIME defended its cover and its reporting Friday, essentially claiming the facts are irrelevant because of the propaganda value of the piece. The photo and story "capture the stakes of this moment," the editor in chief told reporter Hadas Gold.

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Facts? Who needs facts?

Posted by: Brian Williams at June 22, 2018 05:31 PM (B1rg0)

128 112. Ahhh.....the Zagreb Zipper

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 22, 2018 05:32 PM (fA1SL)

129 Remember how outraged the MFM was when Mooch wore $600 tennis shoes to a homeless shelter? Yeah, me neither.

Candace Owens just said she tried to buy Melania's $40 hoodie and they're out of stock.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2018 05:32 PM (ptqGC)

130 97 OH NOES! Colbert said Melania "hasn't learned a thing from Michelle Obama [re fashion]."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2018 05:27 PM (ptqGC)
............

Maybe not but she would look good in a shower curtain.

Posted by: wth at June 22, 2018 05:32 PM (HgMAr)

131 Double tap.

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 22, 2018 05:25 PM (M+Lyo)

Mozambique.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 22, 2018 05:32 PM (wYseH)

132 TIME defended its cover and its reporting Friday, essentially claiming the facts are irrelevant because of the propaganda value of the piece. The photo and story "capture the stakes of this moment," the editor in chief told reporter Hadas Gold.

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Yo!

Posted by: Palestinian Teddy Bear Guy at June 22, 2018 05:32 PM (B1rg0)

133 Melania has no interest in dressing up like a badly upholstered sofa. Go figure.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 22, 2018 05:31 PM (2NqXo)
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I think Melania should do it, because she can probably pull it off, unlike Mrs. Obama.

Posted by: Blake - used scripting salesman at June 22, 2018 05:32 PM (WEBkv)

134 97 OH NOES! Colbert said Melania "hasn't learned a thing from Michelle Obama [re fashion]."

Seeing how classy and beautiful she looks she certainly has learned a lot from Michelle..... What not to wear

Posted by: It's me donna at June 22, 2018 05:33 PM (O2RFr)

135 alexthechick is dead? When did that happen?

What's it like? Can you go thru walls?

Posted by: f'd at June 22, 2018 05:33 PM (UdKB7)

136 OK guys, this baby immigration horror story shall have run its course by the end of next week.

What's our net Trump jam?

Posted by: K Street dsThinkers at June 22, 2018 05:33 PM (rxtQa)

137 >> Colbert said Melania "hasn't learned a thing from Michelle Obama [re fashion]."


What is this 'Dick Tape' for?

Posted by: Melania at June 22, 2018 05:33 PM (XQQJg)

138
Cue the kitten/cuddly puppy videos?

Posted by: Glenn John at June 22, 2018 05:33 PM (LilNs)

139 Those poor children, being deprived makes them depraved.
Juvenile delinquency is purely a social disease!
Uncle Sam's open hand and programs are the cure.
We have to do it for the children.
It takes a village to raise a child, it is the village's responsibility.
The world has become one big village. Love your neighbor, love all of them.

Posted by: Scrawlings on an Outhouse Walls at June 22, 2018 05:33 PM (jHR08)

140 >> in *Alexandria, Virginia*


MS-13 has been active in N. VA for years now.
They were doing machete attacks there in the early 200's when we lived there. I can only imagine how much worse it is now.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 22, 2018 05:33 PM (W+vEI)

141 Honestly, you know more if you don't read or watch the news media because every word they spread is a lie, including 'and' and 'the'.

and on that note

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Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 22, 2018 05:33 PM (yQpMk)

142 BREAKING: Time Magazine Hires M.E.CH.A. To Conduct Fact-Checking On Border Stories


/ s

Posted by: Hands at June 22, 2018 05:34 PM (EzdLW)

143 OH NOES! Colbert said Melania "hasn't learned a thing from Michelle Obama [re fashion]."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2018 05:27 PM (ptqGC)


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'K. I get it - the guy doesn't like the President. I don't think Kennedy was a good President, and I think he was a scumbag, but let's face it, Jackie was beauty and a fashion-plate.

If you can look at Michelle and Melania, and not tell who has better fashion sense, than you are literally blinded by hate.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 22, 2018 05:34 PM (AzW6q)

144 Let's see, we have, what, nine consulates and an embassy in Mexico where people can go to request asylum.


No one needs or qualifies for US asylum.
1. Mexico is a vacation destination. If it is such a hell hole that people there need to request asylum, the US State Department needs to put it on a no go list.

2. Once a Hondura or Guatemalan touches Mexican soil, they are no longer in the country that was persecuting them and they are Mexico's problem.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 22, 2018 05:34 PM (y4bHB)

145 alexthechick is dead? When did that happen?

What's it like? Can you go thru walls?

Posted by: f'd at June 22, 2018 05:33 PM (UdKB7)


Like buzzion, she will live on here at the HQ. Be forewarned, do not mess with Fen.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2018 05:34 PM (ptqGC)

146 Could the face tattoo thing be extended to cover all head tattoos? Guys with eyeballs, threats, skulls, or lightning bolts tattooed on the back of their shaved heads are not, for the most part, high functioning individuals.

Am I missing something edgy, but harmless?

Posted by: RM at June 22, 2018 05:34 PM (U3LtS)

147 I think Melania married PDT for more than just his money.

They just might think alike on a lot of things.

Maybe. He's not a stupid guy and I understand that's a turn on for Eastern bloc chicks.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 22, 2018 05:34 PM (cW5Gl)

148 That's ten US consulates in Mexico.

Posted by: Emmie at June 22, 2018 05:34 PM (/A+Cl)

149 15 say, has anyone heard anything about the russia investigation on the non-news networks?

I thought they covered it (the political ramifications if any of it were true, not the actual events) pretty non-stop for 1.5 years but now....nothing?"

It's gone totally cold, hasn't it? I suspect that's because everyone involved is now scrambling to cover their own asses over what they've been up to, and they don't have any time left over to generate "WE HATE TRUMPSES!!!" stories.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 22, 2018 05:34 PM (k1TUh)

150 Where's the info on her other three kids? I want to share it with my FB friends because I'm pissed.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 22, 2018 05:34 PM (/+bwe)

151 Facts? Who needs facts?
Posted by: Brian Williams at June 22, 2018 05:31 PM (B1rg0)


Facts? Never heard of 'em.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at June 22, 2018 05:34 PM (T71PA)

152 What's it like? Can you go thru walls?
Posted by: f'd at June 22, 2018 05:33 PM (UdKB7)


Fenelon added me to her hit list.

*phase shifts*

Apparently so!

*gets stuck in wall*

Well crappity.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. In Heaven. Since Fenelon morted me. at June 22, 2018 05:34 PM (dEQP3)

153 OH NOES! Colbert said Melania "hasn't learned a thing from Michelle Obama [re fashion]."

That's like learning something from Jerry Lewis about performing brain surgery.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 22, 2018 05:35 PM (oVJmc)

154 >>OH NOES! Colbert said Melania "hasn't learned a thing from Michelle Obama [re fashion



Ben Roethlisberger says: It's funny because he's just unintentionally complimented Melania!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 22, 2018 05:35 PM (W+vEI)

155 BTW, to seems throwing a tantrum is a thing Latino kids do and it's cultural called a "berrinche" -- something to remember the next time you read/hear about the crying 'separated' children:
https://twitter.com/ThomasWictor/status/
1009899248937103360

Posted by: andycanuck at June 22, 2018 05:35 PM (Evws/)

156 Ironically, the Chinese ideograms tattooed on that guy's face say: "Worthless illegal Alien Murderer".


I wonder if he knows that?

Posted by: naturalfake at June 22, 2018 05:35 PM (ZSkht)

157 >>That's ten US consulates in Mexico.


Ah - Ah - Ah!

Posted by: The Count at June 22, 2018 05:35 PM (XQQJg)

158 OH NOES! Colbert said Melania "hasn't learned a thing from Michelle Obama [re fashion]."




I don't think Melania has any need for tips on taping up a dick.

Posted by: tu3031 at June 22, 2018 05:35 PM (O5Q3r)

159 137 wth

A transparent shower curtain. BRB.
-- a typical moron or is it atypical moron.


I want Melania's Secret Service detail to be the most on-the-bounce bad-ass mo-fos in the entire Service.
With their heads on a swivel, plenty of ammo and a SecDef Mattis plan.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 22, 2018 05:35 PM (hyuyC)

160 It's been two years and that truck still has paper tags on it. No tags, no registration, no insurance, no worries.
Posted by: DanMan at June 22, 2018 05:28 PM (XTiHL)

Thom Tillis thought it would be a good idea for the NC Legislature to give them driver's licenses in order to them to be more law-abiding re: insurance.

Keep that in mind.

Posted by: golfman at June 22, 2018 05:35 PM (If3tB)

161 I endorse this principle wholeheartedly!

Posted by: Jayson Blair at June 22, 2018 05:28 PM (B1rg0)

Agreed.

All-around fine reporting.

Posted by: Stephen Glass at June 22, 2018 05:35 PM (wYseH)

162
MS-13 has been active in N. VA for years now. They were doing machete attacks there in the early 200's when we lived there. I can only imagine how much worse it is now.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 22, 2018 05:33 PM (W+vEI)


Wow early 200's. You're older than Vic

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 22, 2018 05:35 PM (10vO4)

163 Momma sounds like a mule, and the tyke is an accessory, for sale to the highest Hollywood bid.

we have an international right to our sovereinty.

Posted by: redenzo at June 22, 2018 05:35 PM (14qvS)

164

I had an epiphany the other day (which I forgotay), but basically about all the coordinated lefty freakouts since Trump was elected. One was "muslim ban" (didn't last too long), and another was the March for our Lives (which was a little longer).

I wonder what the next freakout is. We need a betting pool.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 22, 2018 05:36 PM (r+sAi)

165 134 97 OH NOES! Colbert said Melania "hasn't learned a thing from Michelle Obama [re fashion]."

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In other news, sources are puzzled as to why Capt.Francesco Schettino has not been tapped for the position of Head Navigational Trainer for Princess Cruises. It it because he's Italian?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2018 05:36 PM (B1rg0)

166 Yeah Patrick Ewing in a boob belt really puts Melania to shame....
Posted by: steevy at June 22, 2018 05:28 PM (LiyEm)

well, when ones' ass starts right bellow the shoulderblades, choices are a bit limited

Posted by: runner at June 22, 2018 05:36 PM (bUjCl)

167 It's just a matter of when and where the fuse is lit.

The 'if' is no longer in doubt.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at June 22, 2018 05:36 PM (jWe5r)

168 alexthechick - Ragebunny.

I saw that, and laughed and laughed.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 22, 2018 05:36 PM (hyuyC)

169 Poor spectral AtC - she keeps stepping through the stepladder.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 22, 2018 05:37 PM (fA1SL)

170 OH NOES! Colbert said Melania "hasn't learned a thing from Michelle Obama [re fashion]."
=====

Hmmmm....a mannish beast vs. an actual, you know, model.

A piece of shit like him better pray hard that shit never goes upside down in this country.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 22, 2018 05:37 PM (nILVB)

171 I don't think Melania has any need for tips on taping up a dick.
Posted by: tu3031 at June 22, 2018 05:35 PM (O5Q3r)

Gotta love the HQ.

Posted by: golfman at June 22, 2018 05:37 PM (If3tB)

172 What's it like? Can you go thru walls?
Posted by: f'd at June 22, 2018 05:33 PM (UdKB7)

Fenelon added me to her hit list.

*phase shifts*

Apparently so!

*gets stuck in wall*

Well crappity.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. In Heaven. Since Fenelon morted me. at June 22, 2018 05:34 PM (dEQP3




All shall mourn you and despair.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 22, 2018 05:37 PM (yQpMk)

173 The Left have a legitimate mental illness. Most are delusional narcissists and congenital liars. The rest are leeches.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 22, 2018 05:37 PM (9KUj4)

174 I just watched a clip of the man who son was shot by an illegal alien point blank range to the face during the son's shift in convenience store. "For his birthday we go to our son's grave. On Christmas we setup a Christmas tree there.....The media is not telling these stories. I wish they had some integrity. Since 9/11 63,000 Americans have been killed by illegal aliens. This problem is not going away; It's getting bigger."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2018 05:37 PM (O5K3f)

175 The fact that the media covers up the mayhem, murder and harm done to citizens at the hands of illegals yet makes up stories to the benefit of border jumps means they are nothing less that they are GOD DAMN BASTARDS. They are bastards because the Left in the media are not the true heirs of the American heritage. How long shall we let a group of bastards spew their lies?

Posted by: MAGA at June 22, 2018 05:37 PM (8Awcd)

176 I think Melania married PDT for more than just his money.

They just might think alike on a lot of things.

Maybe. He's not a stupid guy and I understand that's a turn on for Eastern bloc chicks.
Posted by: jakee308 at June 22, 2018 05:34 PM (cW5Gl)

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I seem to recall that she was doing great financially with her own businesses before they ever even met.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 22, 2018 05:37 PM (I16G8)

177 AtC, can you levitate? No moar step stools!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2018 05:38 PM (ptqGC)

178

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm, the steaks of the moment!

Posted by: Homer Simpson at June 22, 2018 05:38 PM (IqV8l)

179 This is how you get ever-increasingly more Trump supporters. thanks

Posted by: ShainS at June 22, 2018 05:38 PM (9PZD+)

180 The media is not telling these stories. I wish they had some integrity. Since 9/11 63,000 Americans have been killed by illegal aliens. This problem is not going away; It's getting bigger."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2018 05:37 PM (O5K3f)

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The Merkel Effect

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2018 05:38 PM (B1rg0)

181 Ana Maria Garcia, First Lady of Honduras in 2015-"We want our kids back" 2018, not a peep.

S Garcia- Fed x or UPS?

Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2018 05:38 PM (b/hJk)

182 160 . . . Thom Tillis thought it would be a good idea for the NC Legislature to give them driver's licenses in order to them to be more law-abiding re: insurance.

Keep that in mind.
Posted by: golfman
______

Mel Tillis would be a better senator. And he's dead.

Posted by: Furious George at June 22, 2018 05:39 PM (9vQJW)

183 >>I think Melania married PDT for more than just his money.


Bigly.

Posted by: Donald Trump's Presidential Forehead Merkin at June 22, 2018 05:39 PM (XQQJg)

184 If I had morted you, AtC. I would have said "Sorry that you're dead" which I didn't actually say.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2018 05:39 PM (O5K3f)

185 /idiot

Posted by: DR.WTF? at June 22, 2018 05:39 PM (T71PA)

186 "117 DanMan

We can solve this problem with Will and a simple application of the rule of law."

I have a copy of the memorandum written by the Houston Police Chief 26 years ago detailing the notion of not arresting illegals for anything less than a felony. Every mayor and police chief we've had since then has been sanctuary city friendly.

Posted by: DanMan at June 22, 2018 05:39 PM (XTiHL)

187 I had an epiphany the other day (which I forgotay), but basically about all the coordinated lefty freakouts since Trump was elected. One was "muslim ban" (didn't last too long), and another was the March for our Lives (which was a little longer).

I wonder what the next freakout is. We need a betting pool.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 22, 2018 05:36 PM (r+sAi)

----------------

Hmm, that's a tough one.

I'm going with MSM, if the Dems are wiped out in the mid-terms, suddenly thinking voter fraud should be looked into.

Posted by: Blake - used scripting salesman at June 22, 2018 05:39 PM (WEBkv)

188 Several years ago, I saw Trump give an interview and he said something like, "There are plenty of beautiful women in the world, but very few you can sit across the table from and have an intelligent conversation."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2018 05:39 PM (ptqGC)

189 Colbert thinks Melania needs fashion tips from...Michelle Obama? Maybe in the 'what not to wear, ever' category.

Posted by: IC at June 22, 2018 05:40 PM (a0IVu)

190 Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. In Heaven. Since Fenelon morted me. at June 22, 2018 05:34 PM (dEQP3)

Remember: There is no wall.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 22, 2018 05:40 PM (cW5Gl)

191 I want to thank Presdent OBama for the best 8 years of my life. Even though I lost my home, lost my job and my stooped husband left me because of my overwhelming support for Presdent Obama, those were happier years then with Trump as Presdent. World does not love us anymore since Presdent Obama is gone !!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at June 22, 2018 05:40 PM (qM84C)

192 100
"This was 10 years ago, and I am sure it has gotten worse."



way worse. We have millions of cars in Texas with paper tags
indicating a recent purchase and it's mostly BS. It's our southern
visitors playing their game.



I sold my F150 to my neighbor. His house flooded and he has used a
south American to repair it twice and even traded the truck for some of
the work. It's been two years and that truck still has paper tags on
it. No tags, no registration, no insurance, no worries.

Posted by: DanMan at June 22, 2018 05:28 PM (XTiHL)

It is OK, we can't expect everyone to pay taxes, correct? Surely everyone will chip in and make up for the lost revenue, for the good of the state?

Posted by: State Dept of Revenue at June 22, 2018 05:40 PM (UsCnO)

193 AtC, can you levitate? No moar step stools!


I don't necessarily want to rat anyone out. Mostly I don't want to get caught ratting anyone out.

You will want to update your homeowners' insurance before watching her levitate.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 22, 2018 05:40 PM (fuK7c)

194 >>Remember: There is no wall.


But there are wires and pipes and stuff.

Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2018 05:41 PM (XQQJg)

195 OH NOES! Colbert said Melania "hasn't learned a thing from Michelle Obama [re fashion]."
...............

Oh yes she has. People sleep in tents, not wear them.

Posted by: wth at June 22, 2018 05:41 PM (HgMAr)

196 Time magazine.

A waste of ink and paper.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 22, 2018 05:41 PM (EoRCO)

197 I can see how the uniformed might think Mooch had more fashion sense, she was on dozens of magazine covers and they never see Melania on one. So if they never get their head out of the Leftist clouds they wouldn't know.

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2018 05:41 PM (pHfeF)

198 REMOVE AZTEC
REMOVE MAYA
REMOVE QUINOA
REMOVE TIDEPOD

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 22, 2018 05:41 PM (fA1SL)

199 So AMLO says all immigrants have a right to come to the Estados Unidos, and he will defend that right.

Obrador wants to get it on with us? Time to make his country remember how bad it got its ass kicked in 1848.

We won't stop this time.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at June 22, 2018 05:42 PM (l7Kbv)

200 The "journalistic" version of "We had to burn the village to save it."

Posted by: Sharkman at June 22, 2018 05:42 PM (BfOXk)

201 188
Several years ago, I saw Trump give an interview and he said something
like, "There are plenty of beautiful women in the world, but very few
you can sit across the table from and have an intelligent conversation."


Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2018 05:39 PM (ptqGC)
Look for that documentary thing he did w the TMZ guy before the election and when asked about what he saw in Melania besides her looks, Trump said something like 'beauty is great but after the first hour, you still need to be able to talk to her'..

Posted by: IC at June 22, 2018 05:42 PM (a0IVu)

202 And I have new sympathy for blue staters. Effing Coffman (R) next district over from me is a total squish on the immigrants and detention policies. He had a challenger for R nom but the challenger tried to just go thru caucus and convention vs petetion onto primary ballot and the squishy GOP insiders went 75% for Coffman at convention. ARGGGH. If the sumbitch doesn't want to be a House Rep. anymore he could have announced a step down, but Nooooo, he has to either be a DIABLO, or give the seat to a full on socialist. I'd love to ring doorbells for a Constitution Party candidate but that would prob. only give the seat to the commie. Best would be vote for Coffman, vote for R governor and if we get the governor, start pressuring DIABLO Coffman hard to resign. Dirty POS that he is.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at June 22, 2018 05:42 PM (eASYU)

203 197 I can see how the uniformed might think Mooch had more fashion sense, she was on dozens of magazine covers and they never see Melania on one. So if they never get their head out of the Leftist clouds they wouldn't know.
Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2018 05:41 PM (pHfeF)

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Who are you going to believe? Us, or your own lying eyes?

-- Vogue

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 22, 2018 05:42 PM (B1rg0)

204 You're right Fen, it's not. I'll be visiting Albuquerque in mid July and my daughter said it's so bad there she said if it wasn't for her kids she would move and she has lived there all her life. Whenever I was looking for a condo to rent I asked her if the neighborhood was good. One place I mentioned she texted back and said NO MOM!! That is literally a war zone! NO ONE GOES THERE. What a shame.. beautiful area.. ruined.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 22, 2018 05:42 PM (dUJdY)

205 189
Colbert thinks Melania needs fashion tips from...Michelle Obama? Maybe in the 'what not to wear, ever' category.


Posted by: IC at June 22, 2018 05:40 PM (a0IVu)

Melania doesn't worry about jock lines for her skirt, like Big Mike has to.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 22, 2018 05:43 PM (UsCnO)

206 Posted by: DanMan at June 22, 2018 05:39 PM (XTiHL)

Was that Chief Brown? I don't blame NYC if they dislike Houston. Sorry about that.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 22, 2018 05:43 PM (9KUj4)

207 Where have all the Jihadi's gone?

Long time passing

Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2018 05:43 PM (b/hJk)

208 "Abu Ghraib for 8th Graders".

Cute.

Also true, since 99% of the reporting was false.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 22, 2018 05:43 PM (BfOXk)

209

The city council of Austin, Texas, unanimously passed a resolution last week directing police to make fewer arrests for non-violent crimes.

The measure directs police to avoid arrests for misdemeanors, including those for "smoking marijuana, having drug paraphernalia, and taking part in petty theft," the Los Angeles Times reported.

Greg Casar, an Austin City Councilman, pushed for the resolution because he said the non-violent arrests targeted minorities.

"Poor people of color in our city are over-punished and over-incarcerated," Casar said. "If people are being arrested less, we can also prevent people from being put in the deportation pipeline."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 22, 2018 05:43 PM (IqV8l)

210 OH NOES! Colbert said Melania "hasn't learned a thing from Michelle Obama [re fashion]."
...............
Oh yes she has. People sleep in tents, not wear them.
Posted by: wth at June 22, 2018 05:41 PM (HgMAr)

Of course she hasn't. Why would Melania take fashion tips from a dude?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 22, 2018 05:43 PM (EoRCO)

211 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 22, 2018 05:44 PM (KCxzN)

212 Modified Mozambique.



2 to the chest, 1 to the head, 1 to the pelvis.
-----
The Kenyan Single Tap -- it goes in the head and comes out in Hawaii.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 22, 2018 05:44 PM (Evws/)

213 REMOVE AZTEC
REMOVE MAYA
REMOVE QUINOA
REMOVE TIDEPOD
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 22, 2018 05:41 PM (fA1SL)


...keep tzompantli though, right?

I like tzompantli.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2018 05:44 PM (fZuhk)

214 >>I can see how the uniformed might think Mooch had more fashion sense, she was on dozens of magazine covers and they never see Melania on one. So if they never get their head out of the Leftist clouds they wouldn't know.

I don't know. I think the fact that Melania was a fucking super model paid millions to wear the latest fashions might lead people to think she might know a bit more about fashion than the greatest center in NY Knicks history.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 22, 2018 05:44 PM (/tuJf)

215 "President Trump coming down that escalator that day and talking about illegal immigration stopped me in my tracks."

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It's not the escalator ride so much as him coming out against illegal immigration that stopped millions of Americans in their tracks. Iconic visual though on which to hang the policy.
Posted by: Decaf at June 22, 2018 05:30 PM

The lady was suicidal because on top of her anguish over the murder of a loved one, she saw the govt. and the media ignoring the issue, and in fact actively hostile to reporting on it or doing anything about it.

For the angel families who are predisposed and able to do so, they should go on a speaking tour of the US. Become activists in the best sense of the word. Go to Congress and visit the office of every stinkin' politician. Let everyone know who refused to talk to them. Force the bad guys to do the right thing.

They're non-persons to 99% of the media but they can change that. Helping to popularize immigration reform (the real kind) would help them to deal with their grief, knowing some good came out of horror.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 22, 2018 05:45 PM (2NqXo)

216 213. We call those 'Vlad's Gardens'.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 22, 2018 05:45 PM (fA1SL)

217
Colbert said Melania "hasn't learned a thing from Michelle Obama [re fashion]."

She's learned how not to look like an NFL linebacker when she dresses.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 22, 2018 05:45 PM (10vO4)

218
Pelosi the gift that keeps giving:
https://tinyurl.com/yc8yxxm8

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 22, 2018 05:46 PM (r+sAi)

219 Posted by: Jewells45 at June 22, 2018 05:42 PM (dUJdY)

My error; The whole thing was a quote from the father whose son had been killed; I forgot to put the first set of quote marks in I am sorry to hear that it is so bad for the other people living in that area, though. I did not realize that the number was that high.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2018 05:46 PM (O5K3f)

220 A nation of Laws my ass. Of course, if the leftists can use the law against normals, then of course it's okie freakin' dokie.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 22, 2018 05:46 PM (Y9uH4)

221 Stephen Colbert - Fashion Cop

Posted by: Hands at June 22, 2018 05:46 PM (EzdLW)

222 TIME defended its cover and its reporting Friday, essentially claiming
the facts are irrelevant because of the propaganda value of the piece.
The photo and story "capture the stakes of this moment," the editor in
chief told reporter Hadas Gold.

--------

Yeah.
Start with a flawed premise like Marxism, that never, ever works. Then,
add a religious fervor that the realization of this impossible idea is
necessary to immanentize the eschaton. Introduce demonization of
opposition.

Once you've done these things, reflexive, non-stop lying becomes not just acceptable, but desirable, and finally inevitable.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 22, 2018 05:46 PM (AzW6q)

223 But muh Trump has lied 3000 times and stuff

Posted by: Mega at June 22, 2018 05:46 PM (lMdBR)

224 OH NOES! Colbert said Melania "hasn't learned a thing from Michelle Obama [re fashion]."
............

In the Pacific Northwest, Melania wears a dapper outdoor hiking outfit instead of her birthday suit.

Posted by: wth at June 22, 2018 05:47 PM (HgMAr)

225 Totally OT: When should be put a DNR on Star Wars?

Posted by: Axeman at June 22, 2018 05:48 PM (vDqXW)

226

Stakes of the Moment was my favorite Asia song.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 22, 2018 05:48 PM (IqV8l)

227
I don't know. I think the fact that Melania was a
fucking super model paid millions to wear the latest fashions might
lead people to think she might know a bit more about fashion than the
greatest center in NY Knicks history.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 22, 2018 05:44 PM (/tuJf)

Damn, JackStraw, that's pure poetry. And truth.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 22, 2018 05:48 PM (UsCnO)

228 lol.. no worries Fen. It makes me sad and also afraid for my grandkids and great grandkids. I wish they all could just move away from there. NM has been a poor state for years. I saw plenty of it in my visits but it seems to be getting worse.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 22, 2018 05:49 PM (dUJdY)

229 OH NOES! Colbert said Melania "hasn't learned a thing from Michelle Obama [re fashion]."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 22, 2018 05:27 PM (ptqGC)


I bet she can't even unhinge her jaws either. Some first lady SHE is amirite?!

Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2018 05:49 PM (fZuhk)

230 A little grouchy today. Replacing an alternator, plugs and wires in the stepsons truck in 100 degree heat has me a little hot.

I'm getting to old for this shit.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 22, 2018 05:49 PM (Y9uH4)

231 One fucking round to the forehead.


Posted by: irongrampa at June 22, 2018 05:20 PM (S/hVx)

If its worth shooting once its worth shooting twice.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at June 22, 2018 05:49 PM (l7Kbv)

232 155 ---BTW, to seems throwing a tantrum is a thing Latino kids do and it's cultural called a "berrinche" --
Posted by: andycanuck at June 22, 2018 05:35 PM (Evws/)
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Eh. No, I don't think it's a Latino thing at all. It's a tired child thing maybe. Or a brat thing. I see plenty of tantrums from white and black kids.

You'll notice that with all of the examples given the kids are called "malcriado" or "mimado," i.e., badly behaved or spoiled. IOW, it's described as inappropriate and not taken for granted as normal.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 22, 2018 05:50 PM (0jtPF)

233 Without the TV news covering it, no one would even know that this was the cover of Time. No one would even know that Time was still being published in the first place.

Posted by: josephistan at June 22, 2018 05:50 PM (ANIFC)

234 Stephen Colbert - Fashion Cop

Posted by: Hands at June 22, 2018 05:46 PM (EzdLW)

Stephen Colbert - Douche Bag

Posted by: jakee308 at June 22, 2018 05:50 PM (cW5Gl)

235 I don't necessarily want to rat anyone out. Mostly I don't want to get caught ratting anyone out.

You will want to update your homeowners' insurance before watching her levitate.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 22, 2018 05:40 PM (fuK7c)


THAT'S SO MEAN!

Hmmm. Fenelon has a point.

Hmmmm.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. In Heaven. Since Fenelon morted me. at June 22, 2018 05:50 PM (dEQP3)

236 Turns out naked people can't keep it in their pants:

http://tinyurl.com/y7wmfzlx

Posted by: Axeman at June 22, 2018 05:51 PM (vDqXW)

237 It was Killerstein and Horrorberg before we got to Ellis Island.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at June 22, 2018 05:51 PM (oZ6kz)

238 MSNBC interrupting presser with families of people killed by illegals saying they're going to monitor it for us, patronizes the families then says POTUS is lying.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2018 05:52 PM (O5K3f)

239 They hate us.
They really do.

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 22, 2018 05:53 PM (hMwEB)

240 228 lol.. no worries Fen. It makes me sad and also afraid for my grandkids and great grandkids. I wish they all could just move away from there. NM has been a poor state for years. I saw plenty of it in my visits but it seems to be getting worse."

When I've driven west out of Texas, it's shocked me to see, visually, just how noticeable the increase in poverty level is as soon as you cross the state line, far outside the cities. It always feels like you've driven into a depression.

And then there's that little gloried bit of Californication that completely ignores the rest of the state, kind of like a citadel that puts a lot of effort into keeping all of the serfs far, far away - Santa Fe.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 22, 2018 05:53 PM (k1TUh)

241 238
MSNBC interrupting presser with families of people killed by illegals
saying they're going to monitor it for us, patronizes the families then
says POTUS is lying.





Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2018 05:52 PM (O5K3f)
They have to cut away because americans watching will be in agreement w Trump and they can't have that.

Posted by: IC at June 22, 2018 05:53 PM (a0IVu)

242 It was Killerstein and Horrorberg before we got to Ellis Island.

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We Animalfarbs are related to you through the Rostov-on-Don Horrorbergs.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 22, 2018 05:53 PM (AzW6q)

243 they're going to monitor it for us,

Well, shit, I feel better now, don't you? *rolls eyes*

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 22, 2018 05:54 PM (dUJdY)

244 Stephen Colbert - Fashion Cop

Posted by: Hands at June 22, 2018 05:46 PM (EzdLW)

Stephen Colbert - Douche Bag

Posted by: jakee308 at June 22, 2018 05:50 PM (cW5Gl)

Stephen Colbert - Wet Fart

wearer of many hats

Posted by: wth at June 22, 2018 05:54 PM (HgMAr)

245 OH NOES.
Colbert says Melania hasn't learned a thing from Emma Gonzalez [re hairstyles].

Posted by: Hands at June 22, 2018 05:54 PM (EzdLW)

246 Why do y'all even watch MSNBC, CNN or any of them actually. Quit giving them business.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 22, 2018 05:54 PM (Y9uH4)

247 The Fake News Media forgets it's not against the law to lie to the Fake News Media.

And they hate that.

They know what he's doing but they're like monkeys in the zoo.

Throwing that poo and beating their meat.

They can't help themselves.

They all want to be the one who "GOT HIM". That's what this is all about.

Woodward and Bernstein. Pulitzers - forget about it. Book awards - no way.

No they want to be the ones who brought him down made him quit.

I don't think this is gonna work out well for them.

He's surprised ME a whole lot and I got him a long time ago.

Lately though he's been skating close to the edge.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 22, 2018 05:55 PM (cW5Gl)

248 Other than no face tattoos or having a $3,000 custom suit every day, how is Jake Tapper any less enemy of a free America than your run-of-the-mill MS-13 criminal killer?
I'll wait for your response. I'm stuck.




Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 22, 2018 05:55 PM (UsCnO)

249 I bet she can't even unhinge her jaws either. Some first lady SHE is amirite?!

Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2018 05:49 PM (fZuhk)

---------------

CAN YOU EAT AN EGG WHOOOOOOOOOOOLE?

Posted by: Michele Obama at June 22, 2018 05:55 PM (W2YA6)

250 OH NOES,
Colbert says Adele hasn't learned a thing from Yoko [re singing].

Posted by: Hands at June 22, 2018 05:55 PM (EzdLW)

251 Tom.. I agree. Went up to Santa Fe one year, just daughter and I because she was going through some bad shit with her then husband. Good Lord, what a beautiful town. But it sure doesn't seem to fit the rest of NM.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 22, 2018 05:55 PM (dUJdY)

252 OH NOES. Colbert says Tom Brady hasn't learned a thing from Colin Kaepernik [re winning].

Posted by: Hands at June 22, 2018 05:56 PM (EzdLW)

253 Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 22, 2018 05:55 PM (UsCnO)


--------

I'd rather sign up for Mara Salvatrucha's newsletter than watch CNN.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 22, 2018 05:56 PM (AzW6q)

254
Meltdown
by Petula(nt) Clark

When you feel low
and all your arguments failed
you have a backup plan:
Meltdown

Wailing and flailing
like a frustrated child
just howl as loud as you can
Meltdown

Just listen to the echoes of your leftist Twitter comrades
Who join in the cacophony of cucks who lost their gonads
How can you fail?

The media
backs you up,
You can forget all fact-checking
forget winning fair --
have a
MELTDOWN
Logic is so passé
MELTDOWN
Emotions win the day
MELTDOWN
Everyone listen to
me!

Meltdown

Meltdown

Posted by: zombie at June 22, 2018 05:58 PM (c+2jX)

255 251 Tom.. I agree. Went up to Santa Fe one year, just daughter and I because she was going through some bad shit with her then husband. Good Lord, what a beautiful town. But it sure doesn't seem to fit the rest of NM."

It fits New Mexico in the way that Windsor Castle fit Medieval England. The Rich have gotta live somewhere.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 22, 2018 05:58 PM (k1TUh)

256 Trump has said they have deported thousands of gang members. Good!! Keep it up!

Posted by: PJ at June 22, 2018 05:59 PM (qlTN9)

257 "Greg Casar, an Austin City Councilman, pushed for the resolution because he said the non-violent arrests targeted minorities. "

Went to Austin in May for my dad's memorial service. Sign in a yard in my brother's upscale neighborhood.

https://tinyurl.com/yay875aa

Why I avoid our capital if possible.

Posted by: Sal at June 22, 2018 05:59 PM (yWtsh)

258 Did Dewey defeat Truman? Maybe not, but that headline captured the stakes of the moment.

Posted by: Chicago Daily Tribune at June 22, 2018 05:59 PM (oZ6kz)

259 Good point Tom.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 22, 2018 05:59 PM (dUJdY)

260 246
Why do y'all even watch MSNBC, CNN or any of them actually. Quit giving them business.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 22, 2018 05:54 PM (Y9uH4)

We don't watch MSNBCNN. We watch FOX, that hires people to watch them, like a viewer service, and then play back the most obscene failures of journalism that day for their viewers.
The most difficult thing is that the clips can only be 5 seconds long, and choosing which ones to air, because there are only so many broadcast hours in a day, and there are My Pillows to sell, dammit!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 22, 2018 05:59 PM (UsCnO)

261 At this point Loathe is not a strong enough word to describe how I feel about the media.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 22, 2018 06:00 PM (Kuu/n)

262 Real Americans let undocumented migrants have sex with their wives. These hard-working immigrants are doing the work that Americans won't.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at June 22, 2018 06:00 PM (H5knJ)

263 242. Huh. There's a cadet branch of our family - the Sternovics - from Rostov.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 22, 2018 06:00 PM (fA1SL)

264 256 Trump has said they have deported thousands of gang members. Good!! Keep it up!"

I just hope it wasn't the same 10 gang members hundreds of times.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 22, 2018 06:00 PM (k1TUh)

265 They hate us. They really do.

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 22, 2018 05:53 PM (hMwEB)


They assume the hate won't run both ways.

And in many cases ... they're right. Plenty of folks will just die in place before they reach the necessary mindset to survive this.

Because it's going to get tribal. Getting fucked with at a Mexican Restaurant - with the approval of the manager - is just the beginning.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 22, 2018 06:00 PM (fiGNd)

266 OH NOES, Colbert says Trump hasn't learned a thing about presidentin' from Obama!

(too obvious?)

Posted by: wth at June 22, 2018 06:00 PM (HgMAr)

267
CAN YOU EAT AN EGG WHOOOOOOOOOOOLE?
Posted by: Michele Obama


I'll bet you can eat fifty of them.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 22, 2018 06:01 PM (IqV8l)

268 "Poor people of color in our city are over-punished and over-incarcerated," Casar said. "If people are being arrested less, we can also prevent people from being put in the deportation pipeline."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 22, 2018 05:43 PM

Instead, you're going to have people of color shot by other people of color for B&E, carjacking, etc. Everyone talks about the violence in Detroit, but it dropped considerably after justified homicides went up (Not to mention Chief Craig encouraging people to get a CPL and defend their own lives.)

Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 22, 2018 06:01 PM (/+bwe)

269 The Left seems to want to pick an actual fight! The New Rules say they ain't gonna like how it turns out!

Posted by: R Daneel at June 22, 2018 06:01 PM (IL6PC)

270 Zombie: brava

Posted by: jakee308 at June 22, 2018 06:01 PM (cW5Gl)

271 Year of Living Dangerously 1982 is starting on TCM

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2018 06:01 PM (pHfeF)

272 I wonder what Time's actual subscription numbers are if you exclude medical offices, etc. Just like CNN being broadcast at airports and hotels.

Have to look that up.

Posted by: Cheri at June 22, 2018 06:01 PM (oiNtH)

273 One fucking round to the forehead.


Posted by: irongrampa at June 22, 2018 05:20 PM (S/hVx)

If its worth shooting once its worth shooting twice.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert


Ammo's cheap. Life is expensive.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 22, 2018 06:01 PM (y4bHB)

274 Because it's going to get tribal. Getting fucked
with at a Mexican Restaurant - with the approval of the manager - is
just the beginning.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 22, 2018 06:00 PM (fiGNd)

--------
Uh huh. This is all staring to feel a little bit Kristallnacht-y, and I don't like it.

Prepare yourselves for the storm.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 22, 2018 06:01 PM (AzW6q)

275 "I'll bet you can eat fifty of them. "

Ah kin eat 50 turduken.

Posted by: The Wookie at June 22, 2018 06:02 PM (UdKB7)

276 262 Real Americans let undocumented migrants have sex with their wives. These hard-working immigrants are doing the work that Americans won't.
Posted by: Bill Kristol at June 22, 2018 06:00 PM (H5knJ)

One thing they do that portly Bill can't is lift things heavier and harder than a donut-a cream filled donut.

Posted by: Northernlurke