Monday Overnight Open Thread (6/18/18 )

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The Quotes of The Day

Quote I

“I held my head high. I am not ashamed. I am not scared. And I will not apologize for defending my right of self defense. Never ever bow a knee. Never bend a knee. Never bow before the outrage mob on any issue. Ever. Know that you are in truth. What you believe is right.” Dana Loesch


Quote II

Don’t judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant.” – Robert Louis Stevenson


Quote III

“No man knows how bad he is till he has tried very hard to be good.” C.S. Lewis


Quote IV

I went to a Muslim swingers' party. We all toss our detonators in the ring and swap each other's virgins.

Still, it's striking the way so many chaps who "convert to Islam" mysteriously "radicalize" near simultaneously: you'd almost get the impression it's a two-for-one deal. Mark Steyn

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Is the House GOP serious about cleaning up the DOJ? Or is this just another election year ploy-RED MEAT?

House Intelligence Committee Chairman Devin Nunes said Sunday that “there will be hell to pay” — including impeachment for top Justice Department officials — if the agency fails this week to give Congress documents about an FBI informant used to spy on the Trump campaign.

“We can’t force the resignation, but we can hold in contempt, we can pass resolutions, we can impeach. I think we’re getting close to there,” Nunes said of Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein in an interview with Maria Bartiromo on Fox News’ “Sunday Morning Futures.”


Remember John Koskinen?


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Afghanistan, what good is it? Too many US armed forces lives have been lost there. Too much money has been spent there.

The $8.6 billion spent was from fiscal years 2002 through 2017. Despite that money, opium production increased 63 percent in just 12 months from fiscal year 2016 to fiscal year 2017. That is enough to produce 900 tons of exportable heroin. The report estimates Afghanistan’s fiscal year 2017 opium output at $4.1 billion to $6.3 billion — as much as a third of the country’s gross domestic product.

The report also indicates that opium cultivation now covers some 1,200 square miles — roughly 20 times the land mass of the District of Columbia. The 590,000 Afghans employed in the industry exceeds the combined size of the country’s army and police force.


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Suicide. Why is it becoming trendy?

How to explain the increase?

Well, since this amorphous and constantly expanding thing known as “mental health” is nearly a $200-billion-a-year industry, the “wellness” charlatans were immediately barking about how we don’t do enough about mental health and how it’s a shame that we don’t spend more on mental health, and even though “rates of psychiatric treatment and diagnosis have…greatly increased” and “Treatment for chronic depression and anxiety — often the precursors to suicide — has never been more available and more widespread,” we need to haul in more pills by the trainload because obviously the only problem here is we don’t spend enough money on mental-health treatment.

Please, if you will, pay no mind—or what’s left of your mind after all those antidepressants and painkillers—to the fact that over the same timespan that the suicide rate shot up 30%, the number of Americans sitting around strung-out and placidly drooling on antidepressants nearly tripled.


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How does one go about improving the flavor of whiskey? Hot cinnamon, vanilla, Beaver? NH distillery has added beaver flavor to its lineup.h/t ALH

TAMWORTH, N.H. (AP) — Beaver-flavored whiskey, anyone?

A New Hampshire distillery has a new bourbon, Eau De Musc, flavored partly by the secretion from a beaver's castor sacs.

Tamworth Distilling says the secretion, called castoreum, has a history of being used as a flavoring and is on a small list of FDA ingredients called "generally recognized as safe."

The distillery says on its website castoreum "exhibits bright and fruit qualities (raspberry) and rich leathery notes along with creamy vanilla aroma," common among barrel-aged spirits.

Other ingredients are raspberry, Canadian snakeroot, fir needles, birch bark (tar oil and regular oil) and maple syrup.

Until Muskrat makes a strong showing, I'm afraid you're stuck with Beaver Whiskey.


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Is James Comey running for POTUS? Or has he always wanted to visit Iowa? Inquiring minds want to know.


The Biff Kristol/James Comey boat cruise ticket does have a certain appeal.


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Meet Leah Vukmir, a GOP State Senator from WI who is running for US Senate. Gutsy and provocative, what say you?

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Vegas. Orgy. What were the odds?

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Speaking of what were the odds, victim of Nigerian email scam about to recover his lost funds.

A decade ago, Fred Haines was wandering the Wichita airport looking for a Nigerian man hauling two chests full of cash.

After an hour of waiting and asking around, he finally came to the realization that the $65 million Nigerian fortune he thought he was inheriting was not coming after all.

What is now coming, though, is the $110,000 he had been scammed out of, thanks to the work of the Kansas Attorney General's Office.

Three years and three home refinances, brilliant.

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The ONT Musical Interlude

Slow-mo spinning a record to pieces.

June 18, 1948, Columbia Records started the first mass production of the 33-RPM long player. The new format could contain a maximum of 23 minutes of music per side versus the three minutes that could be squeezed on to a 78 RPM disc. via thisdayinmusic.com



June 18, 1942, Born on this day, Paul McCartney, The Beatles Wings, solo. The most successful rock composer of all time. McCartney first met John Lennon on July 6th 1957, who was impressed that Paul could tune a guitar. With The Beatles he scored 21 US No.1 & 17 UK No.1 singles plus McCartney has scored over 30 US & UK solo Top 40 hit singles. He has written and co-written 188 charted records, of which 91 reached the Top 10 and 33 made it to No.1 totalling 1,662 weeks on the chart. via thisdayinmusic.com

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June 18, 1963, Born on this day, American musician Dizzy Reed, best known as the keyboardist for Guns N' Roses. with whom he has played, toured, and recorded since 1990. via thisdayinmusic.com

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Being a Leftie African-American means you can be homophobic.

President Donald Trump’s most fervent supporters clapped back with fury Friday after Hollywood actor Samuel L. Jackson tried to mock the president by posting a “homophobic” joke to Twitter about his birthday celebrations.

“Must have been a party at The White House, Mitch, Paul, Rudy & others were spotted wearing knee pads & carrying these lined up outside. Happy Birthday,” Jackson wrote early Friday morning, hours after the culmination of Trump’s June 14 birthday.

His tweet insinuated to many that Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell, House Speaker Paul Ryan and the president’s attorney Rudy Giuliani had provided the president with oral sex for his birthday:


Imagine Vince Vaughn tweeting about Nancy Pelosi going down on wining and dining Sheila Jackson-Lee.


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It pays to increase your science knowledge. People are getting dumber.

Researchers at Norway’s Ragnar Frisch Centre for Economic Research now have scientific proof of something we’ve long suspsected—we’re all getting dumber.

In their paper, “Flynn effect and its reversal are both environmentally caused,” which was published in Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, Bernt Bratsberg and Ole Rogeberg report that IQ scores have been steadily dropping since the 1970s.


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We've heard that the science is settled on global warming. How can that be settled when something less complicated isn't? The Medeiterranean Diet, buh-bye.

In 2013, the New England Journal of Medicine published a landmark study that found that people put on a Mediterranean diet had a 30% lower chance of heart attack, stroke, or death from cardiovascular disease than people on a low-fat diet. It received massive media and public attention when released, and since has been cited by 3,268 other scientific papers. The study had tremendous impact on the field of nutrition and health science.

Yesterday (June 13), however, the journal retracted the study—providing a new reason for skepticism about how effective the now-popular Mediterranean diet really is.

In the larger context, the reality is that this is yet another signal to always read nutrition science with skepticism.

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Tattoos that went wrong. Really, really wrong.

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Perhaps he should have chosen an Emotional Support animal. Genius Award Winner.

A 20-year-old Utah man was booked into jail Monday after allegedly having sex with a 14-year-old girl. He told cops that he was her “emotional support friend,” according to the probable cause statement.

This story comes out of the city of Spanish Fork. Utah County jail records obtained by Law&Crime show that Justin Royle Schmidt was released from custody on Tuesday. He faces one count of unlawful sexual activity with a minor, a third-degree felony punishable by up to five years in prison, and a $5,000 fine.

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After 21 years 3 years missing dog is found and returned to its family. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.


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Comments

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1 Hello!

Posted by: lin-duh at June 18, 2018 09:51 PM (kufk0)

2 Thirſ!

Posted by: Zettai Sekusu Botto at June 18, 2018 09:52 PM (e9G8E)

3 If you havent seen Julius Caesar, perhaps youve caught this line for Star Trek 6. Sorrow and rage together blend in the prelude to a horrific civil war. Marc Antonys speech over Caesars bloody corpse.

https://tinyurl.com/ydybwxk6

Posted by: Zaklog the Great at June 18, 2018 09:52 PM (5tklD)

4 Top something



Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 18, 2018 09:52 PM (8iiMU)

5 Dammit!

It didn't take my first try.

Curse you, Pixy!!


Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 18, 2018 09:52 PM (8iiMU)

6 Missed it by that much

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 18, 2018 09:52 PM (mMeIQ)

7 I was THIS CLOSE....but no, I had to reload to read it all

Sad, pathetic me.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 18, 2018 09:52 PM (S6Pax)

8 Errr, ThirſT!...

Posted by: Zettai Sekusu Botto at June 18, 2018 09:53 PM (e9G8E)

9 Opa!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 18, 2018 09:53 PM (JxMDl)

10 Oh thank you for the ONT, what a lovely picture.

Posted by: PaleRider, simply irredeemable at June 18, 2018 09:53 PM (r4KP2)

11 watching From Beyond.

Dr Edward Pretorius looks like Joe Biden.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 18, 2018 09:53 PM (6FqZa)

12 Hi Lin-duh!

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 18, 2018 09:53 PM (dUJdY)

13 So these two lesbians set up camp in my brother and SiL's backyard. They have a large Newfoundland named Kendall.

In this reality, there was no threesome.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 18, 2018 09:54 PM (iTpm7)

14 I need immigrant cock NOW!!!!

Posted by: Evan McMullin at June 18, 2018 09:55 PM (FTPVM)

15 The pic looks a lot like where I was in the Cascade Mountains in WA a few weeks ago.
Now you see why I put up with all the Leftist Seattle crap. I live for days like this.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 18, 2018 09:55 PM (UsCnO)

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Yesterday (June 13), however, the journal retracted the study - providing a new reason for skepticism about how effective the now-popular Mediterranean diet really is.

Waiter! Ribeye! And make mine a double!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2018 09:55 PM (LsBY9)

17 Nice ONT. Lots 'o stuff on this one. Thanks, MisHum!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 18, 2018 09:55 PM (hYcqw)

18 Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant. - Robert Louis Stevenson

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The guy that said, "Don't count your chickens until they're hatched" would disagree.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 18, 2018 09:56 PM (pvjTE)

19 Content, content, content!

Get your content right here, folks!

Thanks, MisHum.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2018 09:56 PM (UiRxW)

20 Oh thank you for the ONT, what a lovely picture.
Posted by: PaleRider, simply irredeemable at June 18, 2018 09:53 PM (r4KP2)


Isn't it though? I want a bigger version for my desktop wallpaper. The cow is all STOP APPROPRIATING MY CULTURE!

Posted by: hogmartin at June 18, 2018 09:57 PM (fZuhk)

21 So, does PDT still have his wife locked up in the White House cellar or whatever? I am sure it's what happened because friend told me he saw it on the news!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 18, 2018 09:57 PM (hYcqw)

22 Thanks for the ONT.

The lady communicating with the young cow is quite fetching.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 18, 2018 09:57 PM (Jo6t3)

23 Speaking of what were the odds, victim of Nigerian email scam about to recover his lost funds.




I've scammed scammers. Told them the money is coming. Gave them Western Union numbers the works. I would have loved to have seen them show up to find nothing there.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 18, 2018 09:57 PM (SiINZ)

24 Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 18, 2018 09:55 PM (UsCnO)

Hopefully you live closer to the pic than the leftist scumbags

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 18, 2018 09:58 PM (3Pma+)

25 Holy cow. Robust content, MisHum!

Posted by: Ladyl at June 18, 2018 09:58 PM (TdMsT)

26 ONT at last
ONT at last
Thank God almighty
ONT at last

Posted by: Zombie MLK at June 18, 2018 09:58 PM (lSrgA)

27 The chick in that last pic looks horny.


Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 18, 2018 09:58 PM (8iiMU)

28 Hey Jewells! Now back to my zombie apocalypse book....it's more relaxing and realistic than the shit storm going on in the real world....

Posted by: lin-duh at June 18, 2018 09:58 PM (kufk0)

29
Yeah, I'm watching...

And nice stream.

Posted by: Spun & Murky at June 18, 2018 09:58 PM (4DCSq)

30 Linda McCartney was the Yoko Ono of Wings.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 18, 2018 09:59 PM (lSrgA)

31 I converted to Catholicism. I haven't released any bombs except the jokes I drop here

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 18, 2018 09:59 PM (6FqZa)

32 "Flynn effect and its reversal are both environmentally caused," which was published in Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, Bernt Bratsberg and Ole Rogeberg report that IQ scores have been steadily dropping since the 1970s.

Doubt the methodology and the studied time-span, but how much shouldn't I bet that they won't study all of the wonderful changes in demographics since then?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 18, 2018 09:59 PM (zfrbv)

33 Maybe I should have converted to Judaism, my jokes would be funnier

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 18, 2018 10:00 PM (6FqZa)

34 it's more relaxing and realistic than the shit storm going on in the real world....

*snort.. I hear ya.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 18, 2018 10:00 PM (dUJdY)

35 I'm a Contentholic.

First / Fifth.

I'll drink to the latter... *hic!*



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 18, 2018 10:00 PM (QzJWU)

36 They were quite fetching as they struggled with the air mattress, all but naked, since it was so damned hot.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 18, 2018 10:00 PM (iTpm7)

37 I bet one particular liquor store near the Vail ski slopes will be carrying that bourbon.

Posted by: bananaDream at June 18, 2018 10:01 PM (yRBj9)

38 Hubby is on the phone with my SIL in Arizona.. talking about our trip. Good Lord.. I am just praying this really happens.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 18, 2018 10:01 PM (dUJdY)

39 Beaver Whiskey. They have GOT to get Hillary to be the spokesperson. Maybe paired with Huma.
Think of Mila Kunis in the Jack Daniels commercials with her sexy, sultry voice. Now substitute Hillary.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 18, 2018 10:01 PM (+lVUW)

40 14 I need immigrant cock NOW!!!! - Evan McMullin

Dude. Could you, like, ask me out to dinner first?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 18, 2018 10:01 PM (6FqZa)

41 Back in 5.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 18, 2018 10:01 PM (iTpm7)

42 Moslem swingers party? Unless it involves a rope, not interested.

Was that wrong? Nobody told me it was wrong. Perhaps I missed the memo.

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at June 18, 2018 10:02 PM (LOq4H)

43 Really, Pixy?

Posted by: ibguy at June 18, 2018 10:02 PM (vUcdz)

44 "Psychic Animal Communication."
Thanks for the reminder to get plenty of dairy in my diet.

Posted by: Monty James at June 18, 2018 10:02 PM (gKOMX)

45 Thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 18, 2018 10:02 PM (QIXE+)

46 So, does PDT still have his wife locked up in the White House cellar or whatever? I am sure it's what happened because friend told me he saw it on the news!
Posted by: Joe Mannix

Yeah, he beat her and sent her to the hospital. That's where she was all last month.

Really, it's all just too much to believe. I mean, some "scientists" think that astronaut foot prints on the Moon have made the Moon warmer. (facepalm)

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 18, 2018 10:03 PM (S6Pax)

47 So these two lesbians set up camp in my brother and SiL's backyard. They have a large Newfoundland named Kendall.

In this reality, there was no threesome.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 18, 2018 09:54 PM



Are they fat?


The lesbians, I mean...

Posted by: Zettai Sekusu Botto at June 18, 2018 10:03 PM (e9G8E)

48 Once more:

Nice ONT, MisHum!

Blah, blah "all getting dumber."

What maroons!

BSU follows (really!)

Posted by: ibguy at June 18, 2018 10:03 PM (vUcdz)

49 >> So these two lesbians set up camp in my brother and SiL's backyard.

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This sounds promising....

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 18, 2018 10:03 PM (8O3HH)

50 Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Psychic Animal Communication.

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You don't tug on Superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger
And you don't mess around with bulls

They don't play.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 18, 2018 10:03 PM (pvjTE)

51 Really, it's all just too much to believe. I mean, some "scientists" think that astronaut foot prints on the Moon have made the Moon warmer. (facepalm)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 18, 2018 10:03 PM (S6Pax)
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Dafuq? Have a link? I haven't had a good guffaw today yet.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 18, 2018 10:04 PM (hYcqw)

52 Baby Sister Update: Coda

From Caring Bridge by dear friend and Team Joyce Co-Captain Roni:

"My Wednesdays with Joyce

Just a quick share......Joyce and I spent 2-3 days together, each week, after meeting in Ocala, 2.5 years ago. Often, I thought of her as my "kid" sister. We shared so many interests and as others noted, Joyce loved to "play" and be active, and so do I. 1 day we'd ride our horses, 1 or 2 days, our bicycles, and of course, 1 day for shopping.

She traveled with me to Boca Raton to visit with my Mother after Mom broke her hip and became depressed. Immediately, Joyce said to her, Florence, we've got to get you out of that bed and sit outside in the sunshine.Amazingly, my mother did just that, and still has such fond memories of Joyce's visit and always asked about her when we spoke. Joyce also spent an overnight with her cousin, Cheryl, in Boca Raton. The car trip takes 4 hours each way, and we NEVER stopped talking. (or should I say, Joyce never stopped talking- lol). She met my friends, who've always asked about her- she made a big impression on everyone.

It was a year and a half ago that I took a spill on my mountain bike, while riding with my faithful Dirty Divas (Jessica was our fearless leader), and broke 3 bones in my ankle. This changed my life, while also showing me who my friends were. Joyce was always there for me, taking me shopping (wheelchair, crutches, whatever), bringing over dinner (she made some darn delicious and simple chicken dishes).

Joyce was always looking for new activities and interests and jumped in with both feet to the world of estate sales. She'd work at the sales in the Villages, and of course, was excellent at finding great items at great prices. She schlepped me along (broken ankle and all) to see what her excitement was about. This was a great distraction for Joyce and who always loved her independence and having a bit of pocket money. She outfitted their new Villa in The Villages in a most perfect way, and took real pride in this.

Last January, 2017, it was apparent that something was not "right" with Joyce. While I was traveling on my "recovery" cruise, I received a call from Joyce - the message was this..." call me, I have a brain tumor." All of our lives changed at that moment. I have saved that message and dozens more.

Spending the last year and a half with Joyce has been my privilege and I loved every minute of the time we had together. Joyce was the most appreciative person on this earth, and was so thankful for any act of kindness and care and any attention. Actually, many times I'd have to tell her to stop thanking me! Although we spent 2-3 days together each week, Wednesdays were our "dedicated" day together. My phone calendar still alerts me every Wednesday, with her name. Joyce. I don't want that to change.

And the friends I've made through knowing Joyce. I LOVE her friends. I loved having 2 sets of Minnesota friends staying with me as we "partied hardy" with Joyce. And meeting others as they came to visit Joyce in Ocala. And chatting on line and sharing stories. No topic off the table. Joyce surely knew how to pick her friends.

Let's all keep her in our thoughts...she made such a big impression on so many of us. I love to see everyone's stories and be reminded of the "Joy" that was inherent in Joyce."

If it's okay with The Horde, I'll continue to share these as they are posted at Caring Bridge.

Posted by: ibguy at June 18, 2018 10:04 PM (vUcdz)

53 I've still not spotted the sniper in the top pic...

Posted by: Zettai Sekusu Botto at June 18, 2018 10:04 PM (e9G8E)

54 Beautiful top picture, MisHum. I'm a mountain and river kind of gal.

Posted by: bluebell at June 18, 2018 10:04 PM (rhdgT)

55 Are they fat?


The lesbians, I mean...
Posted by: Zettai Sekusu Botto


They're all fat. With a lot of ridiculous tattoos.
The "Pride" parade was in Columbus this last Saturday, and I stupidly was driving up High St in the aftermath.

What a zoo!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 18, 2018 10:05 PM (S6Pax)

56 As lovely as that lass is, the cow is thinking *you call them tits!?*

Posted by: Tonypete at June 18, 2018 10:05 PM (9rIkM)

57 Suicide is only being viewed as a serious problem these days because more women are doing it now. Still fewer of them than men, but, yeah... oh, noes! Women's suicides are on the rise! We as a society must do something about this, like, now.

Meh. This is equality. This is what you feminists wanted.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 18, 2018 10:05 PM (wSC8T)

58 Welcome back, qdpsteve.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 18, 2018 10:06 PM (hYcqw)

59 I mean, some "scientists" think that astronaut foot prints on the Moon have made the Moon warmer.
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Here comes The Hotstepper.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEJ2b6IaGWU

Posted by: Ini Kamoze at June 18, 2018 10:06 PM (UiRxW)

60 I should probably go visit those poor detained immigrant children.

Posted by: Harry Reid at June 18, 2018 10:06 PM (FTPVM)

61 Suicide. Why is it becoming trendy?

It's not the drugs making suicide trendy
It's the culture.

Modern American culture worships at the alter of the trendy. What's trending now? The culture of death.


One step past the safe space.

Posted by: Dr. Doctor at June 18, 2018 10:06 PM (qK2iX)

62 BOZO!! What the hell were you thinking?

Fat, ugly and lesbian is no way to go through life son.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 18, 2018 10:07 PM (9rIkM)

63 Cow girl reminds me of Michelle Malkin a bit...

Posted by: Zettai Sekusu Botto at June 18, 2018 10:07 PM (e9G8E)

64 Suicide is only being viewed as a serious problem these days because more women are doing it now. Still fewer of them than men, but, yeah... oh, noes! Women's suicides are on the rise! We as a society must do something about this, like, now.

Meh. This is equality. This is what you feminists wanted.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 18, 2018 10:05 PM (wSC8T)
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I actually have a question about this. If a man who is "trans" finished the job and "became a woman" and then offs himself (as happens with distressing regularity), how does that go on the statistical books? I don't think there are enough trans people to skew the numbers either way, but I am curious as to whether that would count as a male or female suicide.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 18, 2018 10:07 PM (hYcqw)

65 Greetings:

Re: Tattoos

He's getting a tattoo,
He's having ink done.
He wanted a 13,
But they drew a 31.

P.S. Culturally appropriated from "The Offspring".

Posted by: 11B40 at June 18, 2018 10:07 PM (evgyj)

66 Not a bull
Cow

Posted by: Ben Wa at June 18, 2018 10:08 PM (FTPVM)

67 Moon warming due to astronauts footprints on the surface

http://www.businessinsider.com/nasa-apollo-astronauts-warmed-the-moon-2018-6


OMG. Is this dumb or what? But Top Men of science have the data to prove it.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 18, 2018 10:08 PM (S6Pax)

68 31 I converted to Catholicism. I haven't released any bombs except the jokes I drop here
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 18, 2018 09:59 PM (6FqZa)

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Seriously? Do you like the big hats?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 18, 2018 10:09 PM (lSrgA)

69 Such a beautiful tribute, Ibguy.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 18, 2018 10:09 PM (TdMsT)

70 business insider is shite.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 18, 2018 10:09 PM (6FqZa)

71 Re: Tattoos

He's getting a tattoo,
He's having ink done.
He wanted a 13,
But they drew a 31.

P.S. Culturally appropriated from "The Offspring".
Posted by: 11B40 at June 18, 2018 10:07 PM (evgyj)
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OK. Which one of you morons is this?

https://tinyurl.com/ycbpjbw5

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2018 10:09 PM (UiRxW)

72 That's a very good question, Joe Mannix! I really don't know.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 18, 2018 10:09 PM (wSC8T)

73 "Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant." - Robert Louis Stevenson

Watch the commune scene from Easy Rider and get back to me on the whole seed planting thingy, zombie RLS.

There's a reason those hippie communes didn't make it for long.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 18, 2018 10:09 PM (0ogQG)

74 Do you like the big hats?

I cannot lie . . .

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 18, 2018 10:10 PM (6FqZa)

75 68 Not a bull
Cow

Hey, you don't know how it self identifies....h8ter

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at June 18, 2018 10:10 PM (LOq4H)

76 As far as that whole Las Vegas orgy record thing, how the hell would you like to be on the cleaning crew afterwards. Yuch.

Also, someone should remind these geniuses that condoms are not 100 % effective. I wouldn't touch those slimy people with Rosie O'Donnell's dick.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 18, 2018 10:11 PM (+lVUW)

77 OMG. Is this dumb or what? But Top Men of science have the data to prove it.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 18, 2018 10:08 PM (S6Pax)
++++++++++
Top. Men.
Anthropogenic Lunar Warming. Lunar coastal cities will be under 30 feet of water in a century!

I don't know enough about geology and radiation to assess whether the article is BS or not, but I am having a hard time coming up with any fucks to give about it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 18, 2018 10:12 PM (hYcqw)

78 Posted by: bluebell at June 18, 2018 10:04 PM (rhdgT)

I bet you are, on work release



Good to see you at The ONT

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 18, 2018 10:12 PM (3Pma+)

79
When I am in a loving mood, Las Vegas is the first place I think of.

Guinness World Records confirmed that they wouldn't be sending an adjudicator

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 18, 2018 10:13 PM (roQNm)

80 71 LadyL

Glen was her first husband. They split because, well, no spark, but stayed close (as one can see).

I told him that his support for her during her illness (and the fact that he and his current wife visited Joyce *several* times was quite a wonderful reflection on him.

He *immediately* replied that it spoke more for *her*character than his.

Mensch.

Posted by: ibguy at June 18, 2018 10:13 PM (vUcdz)

81 Ibguy, please continue to share Joyce with us.

Posted by: Catwrangler at June 18, 2018 10:13 PM (1qRK9)

82 Keep her at arms length.

Posted by: Dr. Doctor at June 18, 2018 10:14 PM (qK2iX)

83 Are they fat?





The lesbians, I mean...



Posted by: Zettai Sekusu Botto at June 18, 2018 10:03 PM (e9G8E)

For our purposes, let's say that these are a couple of hardbody lesbians. No makeup, but very...physical.
I went down to party with them.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 18, 2018 10:14 PM (iTpm7)

84 I cannot lie . . .
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 18, 2018 10:10 PM (6FqZa)
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When a pontiff walks in with a long white robe and a chalice in my face, I get SPRUNG!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2018 10:14 PM (UiRxW)

85 82 71 LadyL

Glen was her first husband. They split because, well, no spark, but stayed close (as one can see).

I told him that his support for her during her illness (and the fact that he and his current wife visited Joyce *several* times was quite a wonderful reflection on him.

He *immediately* replied that it spoke more for *her*character than his.

Mensch.
Posted by: ibguy at June 18, 2018 10:13 PM (vUcdz)



Joyce was a one-in-a-million person. That is very clear, based on the devotion of her family and friends.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 18, 2018 10:15 PM (TdMsT)

86 71 LadyL

Ooops. That one was from Roni (got mixed up). Next one (in a day or so) will be from Glen.

Roni is a treasure.

Posted by: ibguy at June 18, 2018 10:15 PM (vUcdz)

87 Adjudicator? Why, I don't even know 'er...

Posted by: Zettai Sekusu Botto at June 18, 2018 10:15 PM (e9G8E)

88 As lovely as that lass is, the cow is thinking *you call them tits teats!?*
Posted by: Tonypete at June 18, 2018 10:05 PM

FIFY.

Oh, yeah, eat mor chikn!

Posted by: The Cow at June 18, 2018 10:16 PM (DMUuz)

89 83 Catwrangler

Will do. Thank you, person with *much* tougher job than me

Posted by: ibguy at June 18, 2018 10:16 PM (vUcdz)

90 Hosted by Menage Life (a platform dedicated to helping "sexually free people," in their own words, find events and information to suit their lifestyle), the orgy was the main event of the five-day adults-only Sin City 8 festival dedicated to sex parties and workshops that began on May 30.
+++++++++
It's settled. We're too rich and bored. No wonder civilization is going to the dogs.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 18, 2018 10:17 PM (hYcqw)

91 Tamworth Distilling says the secretion, called castoreum, has a history of being used as a flavoring and is on a small list of FDA ingredients called "generally recognized as safe."

The infamous GRAS list. As a once upon a time formulation chemist, the GRAS list is your friend.

My favorite on 'the list' is decocaineized coca leaves. As is now well known, it's one of the secret ingredients in vault kept Coke recipe. Since the original formula used the original, cocaine bearing, coca leaves until toot was outlawed, well...

I wonder if they are still in the current formula.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 18, 2018 10:17 PM (0ogQG)

92
For our purposes, let's say that these are a couple of hardbody lesbians. No makeup, but very...physical.
I went down to party with them.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 18, 2018 10:14 PM (iTpm7)


Miley! Send a prayer up for me! I'm playing in a march tomorrow and I've got terrible anxiety.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 18, 2018 10:17 PM (TdMsT)

93 This sounds promising....

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 18, 2018 10:03 PM (8O3HH)

I was curious about their condensation problem. Apparently all that mattress-wrasslin' creates a humid atmosphere. And of course, today it was incredibly humid.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 18, 2018 10:18 PM (iTpm7)

94 It's settled. We're too rich and bored. No wonder civilization is going to the dogs.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 18, 2018 10:17 PM (hYcqw)
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Colander Facemask World is immediately preceded by Disco Caligula World.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 18, 2018 10:18 PM (JxMDl)

95 94 LadyL

Good luck at the match!

Posted by: ibguy at June 18, 2018 10:18 PM (vUcdz)

96

Ah, iTunes just served up Chuck Berry, "Do you love me?"

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 18, 2018 10:18 PM (roQNm)

97 My next door obese neighbor who, well, it took me a year to decide he was a male, was outside yesterday wearing yoga pants and a yoga bra. Man.

Posted by: Dr. Doctor at June 18, 2018 10:18 PM (qK2iX)

98 We're lucky the astronauts didn't tip the moon over.

Posted by: Hank Johnson D-GA at June 18, 2018 10:19 PM (IqV8l)

99 97 94 LadyL

Good luck at the match!
Posted by: ibguy at June 18, 2018 10:18 PM (vUcdz)

Thank you, my friend. I don't know why I'm so apprehensive.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 18, 2018 10:19 PM (TdMsT)

100 I saw Disco Caligula open for the Ravening Barbarians at the coliseum, ca. 400 AD.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 18, 2018 10:20 PM (hYcqw)

101 Sad day for me. Had to have the vet come and euthanize my older mare. She had arthritis in her right knee and it was bowing, I had set an appt for July 3, but today she injured her other leg somehow and could hardly walk. She wasn't down and miserable thank god and I had started mentally saying goodbye but still very sad today.

Posted by: PaleRider, simply irredeemable at June 18, 2018 10:20 PM (r4KP2)

102 Miley! Send a prayer up for me! I'm playing in a march tomorrow and I've got terrible anxiety.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 18, 2018 10:17 PM (TdMsT)

I'm confused - is this some kind of tennis parade? You have my prayers, regardless!

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 18, 2018 10:20 PM (iTpm7)

103 Um, on the "GOP faux red meat" question - yes.


But it's also sort of academic.


The rot appears to be irreversible. Dir. Wray is a farce, the confidence Sessions and Trump appear to have in him indicates there'll be no clean-up occurring.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 18, 2018 10:20 PM (QDnY+)

104 Last picture...

Udderly ridiculous...

Posted by: Don Q at June 18, 2018 10:21 PM (NgKpN)

105 Disco Caligula World.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 18, 2018 10:18 PM (JxMDl)


My parents took me there when I was eight! I threw up on the tilt-a-whirl.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 18, 2018 10:21 PM (fZuhk)

106 Posted by: rhomboid at June 18, 2018 10:20 PM (QDnY+)


Sessions is on now.
Lame putz

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 18, 2018 10:21 PM (3Pma+)

107 Last picture...

Udderly ridiculous...
Posted by: Don Q at June 18, 2018 10:21 PM (NgKpN)
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I agree! Just an entitled white woman invading a peaceful cowmunity.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 18, 2018 10:22 PM (hYcqw)

108 Watching the end off "Big" on the Pop channel.

Cable commercial trashing satellite, bunch of monsters talking to each other about service charges (all $99 dollars).
Mummy asks, "What if a bird builds a nest?"
Wolfwoman, "99 dollars"
Mummy: "What about a sandstorm?"
Wolfwoman: "98 dollars"
Mummy: "Really?"
Wolfwoman: "No. 99 dollars"
Mummy: "I'm gullible. They told me 'get in the box, we will let you out in a minute'. Nope."


I LOLed.




Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 18, 2018 10:22 PM (8iiMU)

109 Nerdygirl, I used a condom the last time I had sex, and it just tore me right up. The cuff left a painful ring of broken skin around the shaft.

I was looking at that and thinking, wow, that really did jack shit to protect me from disease, didn't it?

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 18, 2018 10:22 PM (wSC8T)

110 Remember John Koskinen?


My god, he looks like an alien!

Posted by: Bubbles at June 18, 2018 10:22 PM (e7oj4)

111 {{{Cowmunity}}}

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 18, 2018 10:22 PM (iTpm7)

112 Posted by: PaleRider

*hoists one for her *

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 18, 2018 10:23 PM (zfrbv)

113 My next door obese neighbor who, well, it took me a year to decide he was a male, was outside yesterday wearing yoga pants and a yoga bra. Man.
Posted by: Dr. Doctor at June 18, 2018 10:18 PM (qK2iX)
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I saw a guy at the bus stop by my house. He'd obviously had a boob job, and was in women's clothes ("yoga" type stuff).

But he had a man's haircut, heavy stubble, and workboots.

Really half-assing it, this guy.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2018 10:23 PM (UiRxW)

114 That chick in the bottom picture looks . . . horny.

Posted by: Bubbles at June 18, 2018 10:23 PM (e7oj4)

115 79 OMG. Is this dumb or what? But Top Men of science have the data to prove it.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 18, 2018 10:08 PM (S6Pax)
++++++++++
Top. Men.
Anthropogenic Lunar Warming. Lunar coastal cities will be under 30 feet of water in a century!

I don't know enough about geology and radiation to assess whether the article is BS or not, but I am having a hard time coming up with any fucks to give about it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 18, 2018 10:12 PM (hYcqw)

Damn... I better tell the Moon Maids!

Posted by: Dick Tracy at June 18, 2018 10:23 PM (NgKpN)

116 Heeeere I come to save the day...

Posted by: Mitre Mouse at June 18, 2018 10:24 PM (lSrgA)

117 I agree! Just an entitled white woman invading a peaceful cowmunity.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 18, 2018 10:22 PM (hYc
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And, look at her posture and mock horns.

She's also cowturalally appropriating them.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2018 10:24 PM (UiRxW)

118 Cow - girl

First thought,,, Hee Had

2nd, not too bright

3rd, MH is stepping on the food thread's turf.
Main course and dessert in the same pic.

G'night
Leofb

Posted by: teej at June 18, 2018 10:24 PM (Qirt6)

119 My parents took me there when I was eight! I threw up on the tilt-a-whirl.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 18, 2018 10:21 PM (fZuhk)
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Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 18, 2018 10:24 PM (JxMDl)

120 /TPB sock

Posted by: logprof at June 18, 2018 10:24 PM (e7oj4)

121 Heeeere I come to save the day...
Posted by: Mitre Mouse at June 18, 2018 10:24 PM (lSrgA)
++++++++
THANK YOU! I have been free-handing my angle cuts and they never work out.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 18, 2018 10:25 PM (hYcqw)

122 Senate voted to block F-35 transfer to Turkey (amendment to annual defense authorization bill, which is the traditional Senate nat. security posturing festival).


First reaction is, why are doing the Turks any favors?

Posted by: rhomboid at June 18, 2018 10:25 PM (QDnY+)

123 I'm confused - is this some kind of tennis parade? You have my prayers, regardless!
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 18, 2018 10:20 PM (iTpm7)


I can't even type! Match.

I just took a Xanax. It was necessary.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 18, 2018 10:25 PM (TdMsT)

124 Posted by: teej at June 18, 2018 10:24 PM (Qirt6)

Second thought...

Can I get her number? She's hawt...

Posted by: Dick Tracy at June 18, 2018 10:25 PM (NgKpN)

125 @ ibguy...


You do know that your forthcoming book: Joyce's Journey, will be a runaway bestseller on both the NYT and Amazon lists, right?

Bet a COB would help you retrieve every single Joyce entry over the Miracle Year, as well as gleaning all of the comments for Joyce-centric content.

Just assemble it all in good chronological order, apply editing and excising where needed, add your own "after the fact" commentary, introductions to various contributors, writers, participants, and add all of your favorite photos.

I'll buy a signed First Edition, I promise you this.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 18, 2018 10:26 PM (QzJWU)

126 Hee Haw

Posted by: teej at June 18, 2018 10:27 PM (Qirt6)

127 116
That chick in the bottom picture looks . . . horny.

Posted by: Bubbles at June 18, 2018 10:23 PM (e7oj4)

Hey, Amy Schumer, check out 27.


Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 18, 2018 10:27 PM (8iiMU)

128 Sure, everyone knows that mitres are great, but what are your feelings about albs?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 18, 2018 10:27 PM (lSrgA)

129 Sessions on where, MH?


I'm waiting a bit more to decide about him.


Hard to believe any more time is needed to evaluate Wray. His presser after IG report release and his performance today suffice. Wrong person for the job.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 18, 2018 10:27 PM (QDnY+)

130
Damn... I better tell the Moon Maids!
Posted by: Dick Tracy


Junior married one.

Posted by: Diet Smith at June 18, 2018 10:28 PM (IqV8l)

131 I saw a guy at the bus stop by my house. He'd obviously had a boob job, and was in women's clothes ("yoga" type stuff).

But he had a man's haircut, heavy stubble, and workboots.

Really half-assing it, this guy."

I remember when I was about 10 years old, being simultaneously horrified and morbidly fascinated by this old man up the street, who used to go out and work in his little garden with no shirt on. My brother and I would ride our bikes down the street, and he would be out there, at least 300 pounds, but my god, he had a womans boobs. Freaked us out totally.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2018 10:28 PM (V2Yro)

132 I saw a guy at the bus stop by my house. He'd obviously had a boob job, and was in women's clothes ("yoga" type stuff).

But he had a man's haircut, heavy stubble, and workboots.

Really half-assing it, this guy.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2018 10:23 PM (UiRxW)
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It's Fellini's Disco Caligula World.

God is gonna go all Tanis on us.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 18, 2018 10:28 PM (JxMDl)

133 I'm confused - is this some kind of tennis parade? You have my prayers, regardless!

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 18, 2018 10:20 PM (iTpm7)




I can't even type! Match.



I just took a Xanax. It was necessary.

Posted by: Ladyl

If it would help we can come en masse and heckle the other player.


Posted by: Tonypete at June 18, 2018 10:28 PM (9rIkM)

134 Good night my pretty Hordelings. Gotta get up bright and early.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 18, 2018 10:30 PM (JxMDl)

135 127 Jim

Thank you, sir!

I hadn't really considered it, and would not have, but for the fact that I recently did this for a dear friend and mentor who passed last summer.

And I *think* I know just the ghost, er, person(?) who could help with the HQ research - some dead guy who (still) hangs here and has a knack for such things.

Will let you know if I choose to undertake this quite daunting task.

Posted by: ibguy at June 18, 2018 10:30 PM (vUcdz)

136 Hard to believe any more time is needed to evaluate Wray. His presser after IG report release and his performance today suffice. Wrong person for the job.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 18, 2018 10:27 PM (QDnY+)
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Your a master of understatement. From those performances, I'd compare it to hiring me as a babysitter.

Posted by: Gilles de Rais at June 18, 2018 10:30 PM (UiRxW)

137 Guinness World Records confirmed that they wouldn't be sending an adjudicator

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl


Probably afraid they might step in something.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 18, 2018 10:31 PM (+lVUW)

138 Yeah, it's already past my bedtime. See y'all around.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 18, 2018 10:31 PM (fZuhk)

139
I remember when I was about 10 years old, being simultaneously horrified and morbidly fascinated by this old man up the street, who used to go out and work in his little garden with no shirt on. My brother and I would ride our bikes down the street, and he would be out there, at least 300 pounds, but my god, he had a womans boobs. Freaked us out totally.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2018 10:28 PM (V2Yro)

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Does Colonel Sanders give you an involuntary boner to this very day?

Posted by: Zombie Sigmund Freud at June 18, 2018 10:31 PM (lSrgA)

140 Beautiful scenery.

Would love to see that pass before my eyes as I exit.
Forlorn hope.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 18, 2018 10:31 PM (l9m7l)

141 Time to do some milking.

Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at June 18, 2018 10:31 PM (FAO5C)

142 God is gonna go all Tanis on us.

Many shubs and zuuls will know what it is to be roasted in the depths of a Sloar that day . . .

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 18, 2018 10:32 PM (6FqZa)

143 If it would help we can come en masse and heckle the other player.


Posted by: Tonypete at June 18, 2018 10:28 PM (9rIkM)

Players. My first doubles match. I used to play singles in my teens, about ahem, ten years ago.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 18, 2018 10:32 PM (TdMsT)

144 Posted by: rhomboid at June 18, 2018 10:27 PM (QDnY+)

He was on with Ingraham

He's an idiot

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 18, 2018 10:32 PM (3Pma+)

145 For our purposes, let's say that these are a couple of hardbody lesbians. No makeup, but very...physical.
I went down to party with them.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess


I don't want to know where the Newfie is in all this.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 18, 2018 10:32 PM (+lVUW)

146 Cow Girl.

I have saved a picture I found on the 'net; don't remember where, and would like to know the backstory.

The girl is dressed up in western garb. There is a Brahman Cow Calf 'bedded down', meaning laying down the way they do, calmly chewing her cud. The calf is wearing a halter lead rope that's tied to a fence, and the cowgirl is sitting on the ground next to her calf, (that she is obviously showing in a competition of some kind) and the girl is resting her back against the side of the calf. The girl is reading her smartphone, probably surfin' the 'net.

I just love that picture. I have cousins (twin boys) who were 4-H kids and took cows to the county fair. They stay in the barn with the animals, and I got to spend a couple of days with them. It was great.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 18, 2018 10:33 PM (roQNm)

147 Hey, Amy Schumer, check out 27.


Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 18, 2018 10:27 PM (8iiMU)

--GMTA

Posted by: logprof at June 18, 2018 10:33 PM (e7oj4)

148 I just took a Xanax. It was necessary.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 18, 2018 10:25 PM (TdMsT)
But of course.
Let the white light surround you as we pray for victory.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 18, 2018 10:33 PM (iTpm7)

149 Your a master of understatement. From those performances, I'd compare it to hiring me as a babysitter.
Posted by: Gilles de Rais at June 18, 2018 10:30 PM (UiRxW)
++++++++
https://youtu.be/jAxXoMrMzi0

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 18, 2018 10:33 PM (hYcqw)

150 Just read your emails, qdp.

Welcome back here!

Posted by: logprof at June 18, 2018 10:33 PM (e7oj4)

151 It's Fellini's Disco Caligula World.

God is gonna go all Tanis on us.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 18, 2018 10:28 PM (JxMDl)
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Odd you should say that. Fellini works.

The adjective that keeps coming to my mind recently, when I consider our state of affairs, is "Kafkaesque."

Posted by: Gilles de Rais at June 18, 2018 10:34 PM (UiRxW)

152 150 I just took a Xanax. It was necessary.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 18, 2018 10:25 PM (TdMsT)
But of course.
Let the white light surround you as we pray for victory.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 18, 2018 10:33 PM (iTpm7)


Awww. Thanks. I'm afraid I'll be so nervous I'll play like crap. Oh well. It's just a stupid game.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 18, 2018 10:34 PM (TdMsT)

153 Off child murderer sock :/

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2018 10:35 PM (UiRxW)

154 I don't want to know where the Newfie is in all this.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 18, 2018 10:32 PM (+lVUW)

Mostly a prop. She's as big as a loveseat.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 18, 2018 10:35 PM (iTpm7)

155 Lots of content there in that post above.

I read the suicide one, and it was rather shallow and missed a number of salient points.

I'll point out just a few.

- War Vets are committing suicide at the rate of 22 a day. I do not believe a job or gf is all they need. I also do not think they are cowards. PTSD and depression are real conditions.

- There is still no cure or magic bullet to treat depression and anxiety. SSRIs only arrived here in the last few decades and are not 100% effective for all people. In some people they may alleviate symptoms by 20%... not enough. The look for effective treatment for PTSD and depression is ongoing. There is no cure. It's very complex.

We have no full proof treatment for cancer either. Sometimes what we have works, sometimes it does not. We are still looking for better treatments. This field is light years ahead in understanding and searching for cures. Much less is known about the brain, and much less has been spent in looking for cures. In fact, I think SSRIs were used in Europe before making their way here.


- Social Media has had a negative effect on people. Colleges have seen anxiety explode with the advent of social media. More and more studies are now being done proving time and again how it is leading to depression and anxiety in children & adults. There is so much we don't know, and are only just learning. I truly believe this has added to depression and anxiety rates. I believe future studies will bear this out.

That is all.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 18, 2018 10:36 PM (V6Xrh)

156 Mostly a prop. She's as big as a loveseat.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 18, 2018 10:35 PM (iTpm7)


You got a Newfoundland???

Posted by: Ladyl at June 18, 2018 10:36 PM (TdMsT)

157 Awww. Thanks. I'm afraid I'll be so nervous I'll play like crap. Oh well. It's just a stupid game.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 18, 2018 10:34 PM (TdMsT)

You want to make a good showing. Get plenty of rest tonight.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 18, 2018 10:37 PM (iTpm7)

158 Actually, a standard coarse-grooved 10-inch 78 could and often did easily fit 3 1/2 minutes. Just saying.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at June 18, 2018 10:37 PM (xts9v)

159
Mostly a prop. She's as big as a loveseat.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 18, 2018 10:35 PM (iTpm7)

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Have I got a deal for her!

Posted by: Crazy Hakkim's Ottoman Empire at June 18, 2018 10:37 PM (lSrgA)

160 My thoughts on an increase in suicides.

The left and the media have fostered insanity. No leftist, for instance, can respond rationally to a president from the other party. It has to be over the top, scream at the sky insanity. And they have, with that, encouraged despair.
And they have, with that, essentially eliminated the concept of insanity. Nobody is mentally ill anymore, except conservatives. So nobody, including the clearly mentally ill needs to get help.

I blame everything on the loony left.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at June 18, 2018 10:38 PM (nBr1j)

161 Off child murderer sock :/
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


( So Yudhistorechotmy isn't the God of Child Murder - heh ...)

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 18, 2018 10:38 PM (zfrbv)

162 You want to make a good showing. Get plenty of rest tonight.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 18, 2018 10:37 PM (iTpm7)


Thank you, dahlin.'

Posted by: Ladyl at June 18, 2018 10:38 PM (TdMsT)

163 Early night, fellow Horde members. Please pray for a successful eye operation tomorrow at 10 a.m. and quick and complete healing to a successful result.
thanks and goodnight all.

Posted by: vivi at June 18, 2018 10:38 PM (11H2y)

164 Awww. Thanks. I'm afraid I'll be so nervous I'll play like crap. Oh well. It's just a stupid game.

Posted by: Ladyl

You know what to do. You'll be fine.

Crush 'em L.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 18, 2018 10:38 PM (9rIkM)

165 Mostly a prop. She's as big as a loveseat.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 18, 2018 10:35 PM (iTpm7)
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I love the Newfies. They're like Pyrhenees, without the aggression.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2018 10:38 PM (UiRxW)

166 Mostly a prop. She's as big as a loveseat.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 18, 2018 10:35 PM (iTpm7)

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She sounds simply divan!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 18, 2018 10:38 PM (lSrgA)

167 Every time I see a story about Opium in Afghanistan, it pisses me off because there was such an obvious way to deal with it, but it required some "outside the box" thinking and no one could take the responsibility for it.

Afghanistan is a poor place with mostly crappy soil, and limited water. Not much grows there, nothing of value, EXCEPT - poppies. So the people on the land are gonna grow poppies, it's their best option. All the US Govm't needed to do was to become the Purchaser of First Resort. Buy the entire poppy crop each year, at a good price, enough to satisfy the farmers. (the cartels never paid them much, either) Then either sell the produce to drug companies to process into morphine, or dump it into the ocean. Either way would have shut down the cartels, shut down the heroin markets, and supported the indigenous farmers at far less cost than we spent trying to stamp everything out with a heavy hand.

but noooooooo, that required too much thinking to carry out anything that sensible.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2018 10:39 PM (V2Yro)

168 Awww. Thanks. I'm afraid I'll be so nervous I'll play like crap. Oh well. It's just a stupid game.

Posted by: Ladyl

You know what to do. You'll be fine.

Crush 'em L.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 18, 2018 10:38 PM (9rIkM)

I hope to Hell I do...

Posted by: Ladyl at June 18, 2018 10:39 PM (TdMsT)

169 I've just read Heather Locklear has been hospitalised, again, this time for threatening to shoot herself...

Posted by: Zettai Sekusu Botto at June 18, 2018 10:40 PM (e9G8E)

170 You got a Newfoundland???

Posted by: Ladyl at June 18, 2018 10:36 PM (TdMsT)

No, she belongs to one of the lesbians.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 18, 2018 10:40 PM (iTpm7)

171 "Awww. Thanks. I'm afraid I'll be so nervous I'll play like crap. Oh well. It's just a stupid game."
-Posted by: Ladyl

Eye of the Tiger.

Go get 'em, Tiger!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 18, 2018 10:40 PM (Ckg4U)

172 PaleRider, simply irredeemable at June 18, 2018 10:20 PM

Sorry to hear.

Posted by: Adriane the Critic ... at June 18, 2018 10:40 PM (AoK0a)

173 Mostly a prop. She's as big as a loveseat.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 18, 2018 10:35 PM (iTpm7)

--So she's a Chesterfield?

Posted by: logprof at June 18, 2018 10:40 PM (e7oj4)

174 I really don't want to get started on the "anti-depressants cause suicide" thing, but y'all know what I've had to drag Pooky through (literally, sometimes). Anti-depressants help when coupled with therapy. It also helps if your bosses believe you that you're having problems and don't try to FRAME YOU FOR A FELONY. Right now, the anti-depressant helps keep Pooky on an even keel while his therapists try to help him deal with the PTSD/bipolar/insomnia caused by sleep apnea issues.


Oh, and we got his rejection for SSDI confirmed a few weeks back. They said, "Yeah, you used to be in the top 1% for intelligence of the Air Force, but we think you can still menial work so you're fine." That's almost word-for-word what his letter said. It took me two weeks to pull him out of that particular spiral, so thanks, SSA!

Posted by: pookysgirl needs to blow up some pixels now at June 18, 2018 10:41 PM (XKZwp)

175 173 "Awww. Thanks. I'm afraid I'll be so nervous I'll play like crap. Oh well. It's just a stupid game."
-Posted by: Ladyl

Eye of the Tiger.

Go get 'em, Tiger!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 18, 2018 10:40 PM (Ckg4U)


Oh Slap, thank you.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 18, 2018 10:41 PM (TdMsT)

176 ( So Yudhistorechotmy isn't the God of Child Murder - heh ...)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 18, 2018 10:38 PM (zfrbv)
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No. I am.

Posted by: Planned Parenthood at June 18, 2018 10:42 PM (UiRxW)

177 23 Speaking of what were the odds, victim of Nigerian email scam about to recover his lost funds.




I've scammed scammers. Told them the money is coming. Gave them Western Union numbers the works. I would have loved to have seen them show up to find nothing there.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 18, 2018 09:57 PM (SiINZ)

ok found site it is funny he scams the scammers check itout give you a good laugh
http://ebolamonkeyman.com/

whats really funny are the pictures he gets them to send him

Posted by: jimmytheclaw chronic insomniac at June 18, 2018 10:42 PM (orWRI)

178 He was on with Ingraham

He's an idiot
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 18, 2018 10:32 PM (3Pma+)

Just got here.

"He's an idiot" refers to too msny politicians. Can't figure out who.

Posted by: tbodie at June 18, 2018 10:42 PM (T0djb)

179 99 My next door obese neighbor who, well, it took me a year to decide he was a male, was outside yesterday wearing yoga pants and a yoga bra. Man.
Posted by: Dr. Doctor


Is his name Pat? And the camel toe on those yoga pants must be something.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 18, 2018 10:42 PM (+lVUW)

180 No, she belongs to one of the lesbians.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 18, 2018 10:40 PM (iTpm7)


You're living with lesbians now? Did that just happen?

Posted by: Ladyl at June 18, 2018 10:43 PM (TdMsT)

181 Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at June 18, 2018 10:38 PM (nBr1j)

simpler concept.

The Human mind is a pattern recognition device.

It sees patterns... in everything... words that we read, faces we see, the environment, and society.


But it also recognizes things which are not correct in the pattern. Its a survival mechanism... to notice when the pattern is not right (ie, that Tiger over there in the bushes), which puts us into a heightened state, and can lead to a fight or flight decision.


The Left is forcing an unnatural society upon us. Our brains RECOGNIZE the pattern is wrong, but we don't want to admit it. This leads to anxiety, and a feeling that things are not right... but we don't want to recognize the REAL cause.


Because its not PC to do so.

Posted by: Don Q. at June 18, 2018 10:43 PM (NgKpN)

182 Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 18, 2018 10:40 PM (iTpm7)
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Big as a loveseat?

A creature of the lesbians?

Is her name Lena?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2018 10:43 PM (UiRxW)

183 RE: WI SEN GOP Primary;

"State Sen. Leah Vukmir. Gutsy. What say you?"

Well, for starters, I say... that Jim Nicholson will clean her clock. An independent poll shows him beating her 2-1, although there are a lot of undecideds.

Nicholson would be the stronger candidate, but neither can beat Tammi Baldwin (D-inc), probably.

Posted by: strawdog at June 18, 2018 10:43 PM (Cssks)

184 You're welcome, Ladyl.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 18, 2018 10:43 PM (Ckg4U)

185 She sounds simply divan!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 18, 2018 10:38 PM (lSrgA)

Her limpid brown eyes are pools of friendliness. They say, "Sit on me. You know you want to."

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 18, 2018 10:44 PM (iTpm7)

186 Ibguy, that was such a beautiful remembrance of Joyce by her friend Roni. Thank you for sharing it. Joyce sounds like a very special person who fully enjoyed her life.
As an aside, I've got to step it up to have any hope of anyone remembering me so fondly!

Posted by: Just wondering at June 18, 2018 10:44 PM (WBYpW)

187 @ vivi


Prayers for ye, lass, of course!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 18, 2018 10:44 PM (QzJWU)

188 I've scammed scammers. Told them the money is coming. Gave them Western Union numbers the works. I would have loved to have seen them show up to find nothing there.
Posted by: TheQuietMan


TED talks with James Vetch, FTW

Posted by: Adriane the Intertubes Critic ... at June 18, 2018 10:44 PM (AoK0a)

189 ( So Yudhistorechotmy isn't the God of Child Murder - heh ...)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
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No. I am.
Posted by: Planned Parenthood


All together children:

CULTURAL APPROPREEEEEAAAAATION!!!!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 18, 2018 10:44 PM (zfrbv)

190 I must say that this Camping Lesbians with a Sofa Dog story intrigues me.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 18, 2018 10:45 PM (Ckg4U)

191 Oh, and we got his rejection for SSDI confirmed a few weeks back. They said, "Yeah, you used to be in the top 1% for intelligence of the Air Force, but we think you can still menial work so you're fine." That's almost word-for-word what his letter said. It took me two weeks to pull him out of that particular spiral, so thanks, SSA!
Posted by: pookysgirl needs to blow up some pixels now at June 18, 2018 10:41 PM (XKZwp)



I don't know what state you are in, but in some states it is next to impossible to get SSDI benefits first time around. You basically have to get a disability lawyer. They will take you on for free, and then take a one time percentage of the benefits as a fee if you are successful. Each state is different. Thought I'd mention it, jic.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 18, 2018 10:45 PM (V6Xrh)

192 Miley, do they drive a Subaru?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 18, 2018 10:45 PM (Tnhbr)

193 192 I must say that this Camping Lesbians with a Sofa Dog story intrigues me.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 18, 2018 10:45 PM (Ckg4U)


I'm intrigued as well. But also confused.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 18, 2018 10:46 PM (TdMsT)

194 You're living with lesbians now? Did that just happen?

Posted by: Ladyl at June 18, 2018 10:43 PM (TdMsT)

Yes, just this afternoon. No biggie, except we need to share the shower.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 18, 2018 10:46 PM (iTpm7)

195 169 Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2018 10:39 PM (V2Yro)

Pop quiz for Servo on opium production in Afshitistan --

What happens when you subsidize an activity?

*hint* -- You get more of it.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 18, 2018 10:47 PM (0ogQG)

196 "I'm intrigued as well. But also confused."
-Posted by: Ladyl at June 18, 2018 10:46 PM (TdMsT)

Naturally. Thus the intrigue.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 18, 2018 10:47 PM (Ckg4U)

197 196 You're living with lesbians now? Did that just happen?

Posted by: Ladyl at June 18, 2018 10:43 PM (TdMsT)

Yes, just this afternoon. No biggie, except we need to share the shower.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 18, 2018 10:46 PM (iTpm7)


Just keep them away from the liquor.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 18, 2018 10:48 PM (TdMsT)

198 Posted by: nerdygirl at June 18, 2018 10:42 PM (+lVUW)

Yuck, just yuck

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 18, 2018 10:48 PM (3Pma+)

199 Leave it to Miley to dump Cayenne Pepper into the stew.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 18, 2018 10:48 PM (Ckg4U)

200 There is a God he loves me and wants me to be happy and he has a sense of humor. He just pointied me towards Dan Jenkins new book stick a fork in me . It's about a college athletic director set on a contemporary college campus. So far it's gloriously non PC. Ss only Jenkins can be

Posted by: tmitsss at June 18, 2018 10:48 PM (zNKxL)

201 Slow-mo spinning a record to pieces.

++++

The fact that they used a needle-nosed pliers to tighten the nut holding the LP in place spoiled the illusion that they knew what the hell they were doing.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 18, 2018 10:48 PM (pvjTE)

202 I've just read Heather Locklear has been hospitalised, again, this time for threatening to shoot herself...
Posted by: Zettai Sekusu Botto at June 18, 2018 10:40 PM (e9G8E)

Man, what happened to her? Was it Hollywood? Her husband choices? She had great family and parents. Then suddenly she was an alcoholic or addict and going in and out of rehab. So sad.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 18, 2018 10:48 PM (V6Xrh)

203 Yes, just this afternoon. No biggie, except we need to share the shower.


Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 18, 2018 10:46 PM



I'm listening, go on.

Posted by: Zettai Sekusu Botto at June 18, 2018 10:49 PM (e9G8E)

204 That pic up top! It's just like the view from my front porch. Except... well... everything. We have a couple pine trees....


Howdy hello howdo alla y'all.

Now to actually read beyond the top pic....

Posted by: mindful webworker - top 200!! ? at June 18, 2018 10:49 PM (lMyeR)

205 Big as a loveseat?



A creature of the lesbians?



Is her name Lena?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2018 10:43 PM (UiRxW)

Her name is Kendall. I don't know why. Christians named her that.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 18, 2018 10:49 PM (iTpm7)

206 192 I must say that this Camping Lesbians with a Sofa Dog story intrigues me.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 18, 2018 10:45 PM (Ckg4U)

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I saw Cramping Lesbians open for The Village People at CBGBs in '82.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 18, 2018 10:49 PM (lSrgA)

207 Did not see this earlier:

@RealSaavedra 22m

#BREAKING: A former CIA computer engineer has been indicted on charges he masterminded what appears to be the largest leak of classified information in the spy agency's history.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 18, 2018 10:49 PM (zfrbv)

208 So I've accepted the job in Columbus, OH. This should be interesting.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 18, 2018 10:49 PM (Tnhbr)

209 Almost punched a guy who turned out to be my second cousin. I was walking my dog past his cottage and out of nowhere I hear "Are you going to clean up after him!!???" from some gray-haired dickweed behind the house. (The dog hadn't pooped or pissed anywhere near his yard, she has spots that she prefers, and we always pick up). I stop, the guy comes around, very belligerent, and growls, "do you even have a plastic bag". I replied " Who are you?", he responded "I own this property" referring to the yard I was walking past. I said "Good for you, she's not on your property, and I always pick up after my dog". He then, I think, recognized that I was from the same extended family as him, and muttered "Okay, then", and pretended to be busy with something. I got home and asked my mother who lived in Uncle Henry's (long deceased) old house, and she was like, "Oh, that's my cousin Jim, did he say Hi?". I said "Your cousin Jim is a dick, and if he gives me any more lip when I'm walking Jane, I'll pound the shit out of him". She nodded cautiously, and about a half-hour later, Cousin Jim walked up past our cottage and, without stopping or saying anything, gave me a small wave and an almost apologetic grimace, like he realized he had been an asshole earlier. I'm here for 2 more days, I'd like to think all issues re beyond us, but the dude is an idiot. Picking a fight with a guy half your age, walking a fucking Mastiff, he's lucky he didn't get mauled. Jane does not take kindly to people who use harsh tones with me.

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 18, 2018 10:50 PM (l14X/)

210 Miley, do they drive a Subaru?
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 18, 2018 10:45 PM (Tnhbr)


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IT'S A TRAP!!!!

Posted by: Admiral Akbar at June 18, 2018 10:50 PM (lSrgA)

211 Miley, do they drive a Subaru?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 18, 2018 10:45 PM (Tnhbr)

I don't think so - they arrived in a truck, hauling a trailer.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 18, 2018 10:50 PM (iTpm7)

212 210 So I've accepted the job in Columbus, OH. This should be interesting.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 18, 2018 10:49 PM (Tnhbr)


I'm in Columbus. Welcome (in advance).

Posted by: Ladyl at June 18, 2018 10:50 PM (TdMsT)

213 176 Oh, and we got his rejection for SSDI confirmed a few weeks back.

Posted by: pookysgirl

This is not uncommon. 2/3 applications are rejected on the first round, no matter the proof. You hafta appeal, and an SSDI lawyer (sigh) can probably help you win that appeal.

It's the way of things.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 18, 2018 10:51 PM (0ogQG)

214 Thanks weft cut loop and Adrian. Life with pets and horses is overall so worth it; but the parting is always painful.

Posted by: PaleRider, simply irredeemable at June 18, 2018 10:51 PM (r4KP2)

215 So I've accepted the job in Columbus, OH. This should be interesting.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 18, 2018 10:49 PM (Tnhbr)



Congratulations! That happened fast.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 18, 2018 10:51 PM (V6Xrh)

216 I saw Camping Lesbians and Sofa Dog at Fillmore back in '06.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 18, 2018 10:51 PM (Tnhbr)

217 I remember very clearly Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey playing on the jukebox in the pizzeria in my 'hood when I was in the third grade. All the teenagers in the joint crowded around it singing.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 18, 2018 10:51 PM (EZebt)

218 TCM had a movie on this afternoon, "It came from HELL!!!" (1957) One of the all time great summaries: "Wooden Acting marks this Lumbering tale about a Tree Stump whose bite is worse than its bark."

I looked up a review on another site, and it was a bit kinder, saying "well, as walking tree movies go, this one is at the top of the list!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2018 10:52 PM (V2Yro)

219 Can't wait to hear from Our Betters at the Cruise Crew's take.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 18, 2018 10:52 PM (zfrbv)

220 Just keep them away from the liquor.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 18, 2018 10:48 PM (TdMsT)

Keep me away from the liquor. It took me until today to recover from Saturday's tequila shots. I won, but still. I'm too old for this stuff.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 18, 2018 10:52 PM (iTpm7)

221 I'm in Columbus. Welcome (in advance).
Posted by: Ladyl at June 18, 2018 10:50 PM (TdMsT)


Thanks! Now I've got to figure out a place to live.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 18, 2018 10:52 PM (Tnhbr)

222 So these two lesbians set up camp in my brother and SiL's backyard. They have a large Newfoundland named Kendall.
In this reality, there was no threesome.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 18, 2018 09:54

So how are you enjoying your move? Hope it has has been going well.

Posted by: Farmer at June 18, 2018 10:52 PM (yJ1e6)

223
A former CIA computer engineer has been indicted on charges he masterminded what appears to be the largest leak of classified information in the spy agency's history.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 18, 2018 10:49 PM (zfrbv)


Read the article. Not my brother, thank heavens.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2018 10:53 PM (LsBY9)

224 Columbus Ohio is named after noted Italian racist Cristobol Colon.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 18, 2018 10:53 PM (lSrgA)

225 Leave it to Miley to dump Cayenne Pepper into the stew.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 18, 2018 10:48 PM (Ckg4U)

Only just enough.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 18, 2018 10:53 PM (iTpm7)

226 223 I'm in Columbus. Welcome (in advance).
Posted by: Ladyl at June 18, 2018 10:50 PM (TdMsT)

Thanks! Now I've got to figure out a place to live.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 18, 2018 10:52 PM (Tnhbr)


I would be happy to help you. If you contact MisHum, perhaps he would be kind enough to share my contact info with you.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 18, 2018 10:54 PM (TdMsT)

227 Mostly a prop. She's as big as a loveseat.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess


I worked with a woman who had a Newfie. She had some funny stories. Hers would plop down in the doorway. She'd tell him to get up so she could go through, and he wouldn't move. Just as she'd start stepping over him, he'd get up.

There supposed to be among the sweetest dogs. I'd get one, but they tend to have a short lifespan and I hate dealing with doggie deaths.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 18, 2018 10:54 PM (+lVUW)

228 I'm listening, go on.


Posted by: Zettai Sekusu Botto at June 18, 2018 10:49 PM (e9G8E)

It's a small shower, hardly enough room to shave your legs.
It's problematic.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 18, 2018 10:54 PM (iTpm7)

229 227 Leave it to Miley to dump Cayenne Pepper into the stew.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 18, 2018 10:48 PM (Ckg4U)

Only just enough.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 18, 2018 10:53 PM (iTpm7)


You made stew for the lesbians?

Posted by: Ladyl at June 18, 2018 10:55 PM (TdMsT)

230 Whoa.

I'm watching a documentary where they show the Great Hall Albert Speer designed for the Nuremberg Rally Grounds.

Fuckin' creepshow.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2018 10:55 PM (UiRxW)

231 Lesbians love stew.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 18, 2018 10:55 PM (lSrgA)

232 Posted by: Ladyl at June 18, 2018 10:54 PM (TdMsT)

Me kind? Ha

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 18, 2018 10:56 PM (3Pma+)

233 To my lass, to my lass
My mare had poise and class
And now I miss thee.

I hoist a glass, hoist my glass,
Though sorrow should not last,
I canna' help miss thee.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 18, 2018 10:56 PM (zfrbv)

234 197 169 Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2018 10:39 PM (V2Yro)

Pop quiz for Servo on opium production in Afshitistan --

What happens when you subsidize an activity?

*hint* -- You get more of it."

So what? As long as they're working for us, it's under control, and the Taliban aren't needed to provide protection anymore. We bribe farmers in Iowa with the ethanol crap, what's wrong with bribing farmers in Afghanistan? We could have done it for a lot less than $86 Billion, which is what we spent to do absolutely nothing.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2018 10:56 PM (V2Yro)

235 I saw Cramping Lesbians open for The Village People at CBGBs in '82.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 18, 2018 10:49 PM (lSrgA)

I was there in '77 but I don't remember a damn thing. Also the Zappa concert. Gone, gone with the wind. But I was there, on some level.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 18, 2018 10:56 PM (iTpm7)

236 Until Muskrat makes a strong showing, I'm afraid you're stuck with Beaver Whiskey.

---------------

*snap! That's it...a million dollar idea. Skunk whiskey*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 18, 2018 10:57 PM (TSLKA)

237 Thanks! Now I've got to figure out a place to live.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 18, 2018 10:52

Congrats on your new job. Hope the move goes well.

T

Posted by: Farmer at June 18, 2018 10:57 PM (yJ1e6)

238
I'm watching a documentary where they show the Great Hall Albert Speer designed for the Nuremberg Rally Grounds.


-------

I've been to Speer's Zeppelintribune in Nuremberg. Stood right on the spot where Schikelgruber harangued the Party faithful.

Interesting.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 18, 2018 10:58 PM (lSrgA)

239 "I worked with a woman who had a Newfie. She had some funny stories. Hers would plop down in the doorway. She'd tell him to get up so she could go through, and he wouldn't move. Just as she'd start stepping over him, he'd get up.

There supposed to be among the sweetest dogs. I'd get one, but they tend to have a short lifespan and I hate dealing with doggie deaths.
"
-Posted by: nerdygirl at June 18, 2018 10:54 PM (+lVUW)

Dogs mostly don't deal by "commands". You have to "nudge" the dog and claim its territory. Then you have to make sure that it is respectful while doing so.

The "follow-through" is getting the dog to lay down in front of you, showing its submission and calmness.

-De Dog Wheeeesper.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 18, 2018 10:58 PM (Ckg4U)

240 204 I've just read Heather Locklear has been hospitalised, again, this time for threatening to shoot herself...
Posted by: Zettai Sekusu Botto at June 18, 2018 10:40 PM (e9G8E)

Man, what happened to her? Was it Hollywood? Her husband choices? She had great family and parents. Then suddenly she was an alcoholic or addict and going in and out of rehab. So sad.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel



Hollywood is a hellish place. It chews you up and spits you out. Your just a disposable product, period.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 18, 2018 10:58 PM (20X6f)

241 So how are you enjoying your move? Hope it has has been going well.



Posted by: Farmer at June 18, 2018 10:52 PM (yJ1e6)

Fabulous! Topless sunbathing - even topless gardening! I'm getting some good tan lines. I like retirement.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 18, 2018 10:59 PM (iTpm7)

242 I don't know what state you are in, but in some
states it is next to impossible to get SSDI benefits first time around.
You basically have to get a disability lawyer. They will take you on
for free, and then take a one time percentage of the benefits as a fee
if you are successful. Each state is different. Thought I'd mention
it, jic.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 18, 2018 10:45 PM (V6Xrh)

The disability lawyer (one of the best in the state) we called told us because Pooky did "the right thing" and took a job immediately out of the AF, SSDI views him as capable. I guess we were supposed to live off our savings (after the base housing ripped us off by $1K) and the VA disability that eventually came in while residing with family, since I can't have a paying job because my primary occupation is keeping Pooky alive. But he's still walking and talking, so he can't actually be "disabled," right? /eyeroll

Posted by: pookysgirl needs to blow up some pixels now at June 18, 2018 10:59 PM (XKZwp)

243 Heather Locklear can come live at my house. I promise I won't leer at her.

Much.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 18, 2018 10:59 PM (lSrgA)

244 Lesbians love stew.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 18, 2018 10:55 PM (lSrgA)


I thought that they loved tacos and pie.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 18, 2018 10:59 PM (Tnhbr)

245 236 We bribe farmers in Iowa with the ethanol crap, what's wrong with bribing farmers in Afghanistan? We could have done it for a lot less than $86 Billion, which is what we spent to do absolutely nothing.

Posted by: Tom Servo


Ignoring the optics of it (US subsidizes opium production, oh my!), it's not like the fucking plant won't grow anywhere else. Like in my back yard.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 18, 2018 11:00 PM (0ogQG)

246 Reading more content and..."making beer with secretions from beaver's castor sacs."

Wth? I do not know what castor sacs are, but why would you even think of adding beaver secretions from any sacs to beer? Omg. lol People are cray-cray.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 18, 2018 11:00 PM (V6Xrh)

247 Jane does not take kindly to people who use harsh tones with me.
Posted by: Lincolntf at June 18, 2018 10:50 PM (l14X/)
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True dat. My friend had an enormous Mastiff. Friendliest dog ever. Basically, a lapdog the size of a college defensive linebacker.

But she protected the house. And, one day a neighbor dog dug under the fence.

She ate him.

The whole thing, except for bones and an ear.

And he wasn't a small dog either. He was a Malamute.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2018 11:00 PM (UiRxW)

248 There supposed to be among the sweetest dogs. I'd
get one, but they tend to have a short lifespan and I hate dealing with
doggie deaths.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 18, 2018 10:54 PM (+lVUW)

She's a big loveable goofball.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 18, 2018 11:00 PM (iTpm7)

249 Fabulous! Topless sunbathing - even topless gardening! I'm getting some good tan lines. I like retirement.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 18, 2018 10:59 PM (iTpm7)


Wait... what?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 18, 2018 11:01 PM (Tnhbr)

250 Oops, not Beaver beer, beaver whiskey.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 18, 2018 11:01 PM (V6Xrh)

251 158 Mostly a prop. She's as big as a loveseat.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 18, 2018 10:35 PM (iTpm7)


You got a Newfoundland???
Posted by: Ladyl at June 18, 2018 10:36 PM (TdMsT)

Does the Newfoundland drink Screech and eat cod cheeks and fiddleheads?

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at June 18, 2018 11:01 PM (nBr1j)

252 I just looked at the 30 worst tattoos page. I weep for the human race.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2018 11:01 PM (V2Yro)

253 "I thought that they loved tacos and pie."
-Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 18, 2018 10:59 PM (Tnhbr)

They'll settle for stew. One shrug and it's all good.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 18, 2018 11:02 PM (Ckg4U)

254 Speaking of what were the odds, victim of Nigerian email scam about to recover his lost funds.




I've scammed scammers. Told them the money is coming. Gave them Western Union numbers the works. I would have loved to have seen them show up to find nothing there.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 18, 2018 09:57 PM (SiINZ)

I'm happy that guy is getting most of his money back, but geeze, even 10 years ago or more, "Nigerian Prince scam" was so well-known it was a joke. Guy must have fallen off the turnip truck.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 18, 2018 11:02 PM (WFV7d)

255 >>>snap! That's it...a million dollar idea. Skunk whiskey*


Ha, Heineken is already on it

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 18, 2018 11:02 PM (3Pma+)

256 You made stew for the lesbians?

Posted by: Ladyl at June 18, 2018 10:55 PM (TdMsT)

No, but inviting them for dinner would be a nice idea. I don't know what these lesbians eat, though.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 18, 2018 11:02 PM (iTpm7)

257 I've been to Speer's Zeppelintribune in Nuremberg. Stood right on the spot where Schikelgruber harangued the Party faithful.

Interesting.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 18, 2018 10:58 PM (lSrgA)
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That building is a peek into their psyche. Very dark and imposing and obssessive.

I'd like to visit in person, if I'm ever in Deutschland again.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2018 11:03 PM (UiRxW)

258 258 You made stew for the lesbians?

Posted by: Ladyl at June 18, 2018 10:55 PM (TdMsT)

No, but inviting them for dinner would be a nice idea. I don't know what these lesbians eat, though.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 18, 2018 11:02 PM (iTpm7)


That is a very nice gesture. Doesn't almost everyone eat chicken?

Posted by: Ladyl at June 18, 2018 11:03 PM (TdMsT)

259 Wait... what?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 18, 2018 11:01 PM (Tnhbr)

Back and front, too.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 18, 2018 11:04 PM (iTpm7)

260 196 You're living with lesbians now? Did that just happen?

Posted by: Ladyl at June 18, 2018 10:43 PM (TdMsT)

Yes, just this afternoon. No biggie, except we need to share the shower.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess


Fitting the newfie in there with al all of you is going to be the problem.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 18, 2018 11:04 PM (+lVUW)

261 Camping Lesbians are all well and good, except for every 28 days they transmogrify into Cramping Lesbians.




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 18, 2018 11:04 PM (QzJWU)

262 "...creamy vanilla aroma,"


Do you want to say that when talking about beaver nut sacs? How about just "vanilla aroma"? I mean, how is "creamy" different than regular.

Still cannot believe they did this to the whiskey. I love whiskey and this is just wrong.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 18, 2018 11:04 PM (V6Xrh)

263 Never, never, ever get a tattoo.

Except for cons and psychopaths, everyone says they regret getting one.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 18, 2018 11:04 PM (bkV+o)

264 Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 18, 2018 10:58

Hi Slap be well.

And BTW fuck Laura Bush and all these azzholes trying to sneak more illegals into this country.

Posted by: Farmer at June 18, 2018 11:04 PM (yJ1e6)

265 In less then a yeer this will all be gone because of Trump's polices increesing Globull Warning !!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at June 18, 2018 11:04 PM (qM84C)

266 When my brother lived in a remote community in northern B.C. he had an Akita.
This dog's calm demeaned had a neighbour scoffing about her abilities as a watch dog.
So one day he decided to prove the dog was too sweet to protect the house he came in through a window when my brother's family was out of the house.
He pushed the curtains aside and the dog was there with teeth bared. Never made a sound but she would have inflicted serious pain if he had come one step closer.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at June 18, 2018 11:05 PM (nBr1j)

267 ..."No, but inviting them for dinner would be a nice idea. I don't know what these lesbians eat, though."
-Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 18, 2018 11:02 PM (iTpm7)

This is too easy.

*walks away*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 18, 2018 11:05 PM (Ckg4U)

268 Does the Newfoundland drink Screech and eat cod cheeks and fiddleheads?

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at June 18, 2018 11:01 PM (nBr1j)

No, this one is very well-mannered and eats homemade treats baked by lesbians. Well, I don't know if all of the employees are lesbians.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 18, 2018 11:05 PM (iTpm7)

269 i don't recommend From Beyond if you are prone to migraine

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 18, 2018 11:05 PM (6FqZa)

270 You're living with lesbians now? Did that just happen?

Posted by: Ladyl at June 18, 2018 10:43 PM (TdMsT)

Yes, just this afternoon. No biggie, except we need to share the shower.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess



Pretty sure this will be the most popular post on the thread, and morons will drop whatever they are doing to read follow up posts.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 18, 2018 11:05 PM (V6Xrh)

271 Fabulous! Topless sunbathing - even topless gardening! I'm getting some good tan lines. I like retirement.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 18, 2018 10:59 PM (iTpm7)


Classic Miley! I love it!

Posted by: Ladyl at June 18, 2018 11:05 PM (TdMsT)

272 269
..."No, but inviting them for dinner would be a nice idea. I don't know what these lesbians eat, though."

-Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 18, 2018 11:02 PM (iTpm7)



I have no clue, since I'm not a lesbian.



Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 18, 2018 11:06 PM (8iiMU)

273 This is too easy.

*walks away*
Posted by: Slapweasel,


*puts on silk robe *

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 18, 2018 11:06 PM (zfrbv)

274 Howdy, Farmer!

I'm okay. Felt sorry for myself today, but I read ibguy's post and just melted.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 18, 2018 11:06 PM (Ckg4U)

275 Posted by: jakee308 at June 18, 2018 11:04 PM (bkV+o)

Wonder which one I am?,

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 18, 2018 11:06 PM (3Pma+)

276 This is too easy.

*walks away*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 18, 2018 11:05 PM (Ckg4U)


Perfect assist. And you let it go.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 18, 2018 11:07 PM (TdMsT)

277 No, but inviting them for dinner would be a nice idea. I don't know what these lesbians eat, though.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 18, 2018 11:02 PM (iTpm7)

Tacos?

Posted by: free tibet at June 18, 2018 11:07 PM (9okhs)

278 Tmitsss, I'm pretty sure God intervened to enable me to buy my condo. I offered $18k more than the seller was asking, and I still ended up with the second-choice offer. This local real estate market is that crazy!

But that first-choice buyer wanted to rent the place out, and the HOA actually stepped in and vetoed that sale as a result, leaving my owner-occupant ass in a position to swoop in and take over as the buyer.

I will never have a harsh word for my HOA after that!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 18, 2018 11:07 PM (wSC8T)

279 But she protected the house. And, one day a neighbor dog dug under the fence.

She ate him.

Watch 'Honey Badger Blood Orgy'...

Posted by: Your GOPe Representative at June 18, 2018 11:07 PM (AyGZp)

280 "No, but inviting them for dinner would be a nice idea. I don't know what these lesbians eat, though."
-Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 18, 2018 11:02 PM (iTpm7)


Probably vegans. Of course, with all the topless sunbathing they may want to skip straight to dessert.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 18, 2018 11:07 PM (Tnhbr)

281 Fabulous! Topless sunbathing - even topless gardening! I'm getting some good tan lines. I like retirement.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 18, 2018 10:59

Awesome, I'm glad someone I care about is doing so well. Rock on!

Posted by: Farmer at June 18, 2018 11:08 PM (yJ1e6)

282 Never, never, ever get a tattoo.

Except for cons and psychopaths, everyone says they regret getting one.


Posted by: jakee308 at June 18, 2018 11:04 PM (bkV+o)

I don't regret mine. I've had them for 18 years.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 18, 2018 11:08 PM (iTpm7)

283 I'd like to visit in person, if I'm ever in Deutschland again.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2018 11:03 PM (UiRxW)

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A few years ago I did a circuit of the German Christmas markets and important Nazi sites. Topped it off with a trip to Auschwitz and Auschwitz-Birkenau. Tannenbaum and industrialized mass murder made for a jarring combo. I wouldn't recommend it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 18, 2018 11:08 PM (lSrgA)

284 yes, too easy

Posted by: free tibet at June 18, 2018 11:08 PM (JPP6q)

285 ibguy

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 18, 2018 11:08 PM (mMeIQ)

286 business insider is shite.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 18, 2018 10:09 PM (6FqZa)

I could actually see it having a local (very local) effect on Lunar subsurface temperatures, just like tramping across a snow-covered field could cause local warming of the ground where the footprints were made.

Scale of effect? About like a fart in a hurricane.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 18, 2018 11:09 PM (WFV7d)

287 My theory on why "we" are getting dumber is because of the steady decrease in testosterone in males over time.

Notice the study was of "young men" but shit forbid anyone bother putting that little tidbit in the article's headline.

Posted by: Mega at June 18, 2018 11:09 PM (rv0Fo)

288 Never made a sound but she would have inflicted serious pain if he had come one step closer.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at June 18, 2018 11:05 PM (nBr1j)
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When I was a kid, my friend's family went out of town, and asked my other friend to watch the place, and gave specific instructions for care and feeding of their timberwolf.

Well, he missed a step and the wolf got inside while he was sleeping. Since he wasn't a family member, my buddy woke up to this animal sitting in the bedroom doorway calmly staring and snarling.

Held him where he sat, and wouldn't let him move. For the next two days, until its family got back.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2018 11:09 PM (UiRxW)

289 284 Never, never, ever get a tattoo.

Except for cons and psychopaths, everyone says they regret getting one.


Posted by: jakee308 at June 18, 2018 11:04 PM (bkV+o)

I don't regret mine. I've had them for 18 years.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 18, 2018 11:08 PM (iTpm7)

I'm very happy with my tattoo and it is deeply meaningful to me--no barbed wire or Chinese characters.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at June 18, 2018 11:09 PM (nBr1j)

290 You're living with lesbians now? Did that just happen?



Posted by: Ladyl at June 18, 2018 10:43 PM (TdMsT)



Yes, just this afternoon. No biggie, except we need to share the shower.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess


Dear Penthouse Real Estate Forum,

I never thought this would happen to me...

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 18, 2018 11:10 PM (IcT7t)

291 No, but inviting them for dinner would be a nice idea. I don't know what these lesbians eat, though.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 18, 2018 11:02 PM (iTpm7)



Tacos?

Posted by: free tibet at June 18, 2018 11:07 PM (9okhs)

Who doesn't love tacos? Maybe fish tacos.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 18, 2018 11:10 PM (iTpm7)

292 Good evening, y'all.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 18, 2018 11:11 PM (9KR27)

293 Mmmm. Fish tacos.

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be POTUS at June 18, 2018 11:11 PM (lSrgA)

294 I got my one tattoo, the head of a bald eagle, when I was in AIT at Fort Sill in 1991. Don't really regret it, but I could live without it.

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 18, 2018 11:11 PM (l14X/)

295 Man, I am craving Mexican now....thanks guys.

Posted by: TickledPink at June 18, 2018 11:11 PM (TL2pK)

296
Alex Bregman hits a two-run walkoff hit, Astros win 5-4 for their 12th straight.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2018 11:11 PM (LsBY9)

297
Your Grace, did the lesbians get their condensation problem worked out?

You know shaving cream can help with that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 18, 2018 11:11 PM (8O3HH)

298 Howdy, SMH!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 18, 2018 11:12 PM (Ckg4U)

299 Good evening, y'all.


Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left


Hey there, married lady.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 18, 2018 11:12 PM (IcT7t)

300 171 I've just read Heather Locklear has been hospitalised, again, this time for threatening to shoot herself...
---------------
She's been teasing me since TJ Hooker first aired. This bad girl routine is really the icing on the cake....

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at June 18, 2018 11:12 PM (u56bl)

301 Topped it off with a trip to Auschwitz and Auschwitz-Birkenau. Tannenbaum and industrialized mass murder made for a jarring combo. I wouldn't recommend it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 18, 2018 11:08 PM (lSrgA)
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I've been to A-B. If you're ever in the neighborhood, and looking for something more uplifting, try the Wieliczka salt mine. It's beautiful, and fascinating.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2018 11:12 PM (UiRxW)

302 292 You're living with lesbians now? Did that just happen?



Posted by: Ladyl at June 18, 2018 10:43 PM (TdMsT)



Yes, just this afternoon. No biggie, except we need to share the shower.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess

---

Wait, what?

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 18, 2018 11:12 PM (9KR27)

303 Probably vegans. Of course, with all the topless sunbathing they may want to skip straight to dessert.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 18, 2018 11:07 PM (Tnhbr)

I had a cannoli for dessert. It was delicious - just raked my tongue through the sweet creamy filling, over and over again. Mmmmmmm!

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 18, 2018 11:12 PM (iTpm7)

304 I got my one tattoo, the head of a bald eagle, when I was in AIT at Fort Sill in 1991. Don't really regret it, but I could live without it.
Posted by: Lincolntf at June 18, 2018 11:11 PM (l14X/)

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It's not on your ass, is it?

Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be POTUS at June 18, 2018 11:12 PM (lSrgA)

305
Found it!
On TheoSpark. Still don't know the backstory.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7cuy74m

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 18, 2018 11:12 PM (roQNm)

306

Off filthy traitorous UniParty Deep State anal receptive by choice sock...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 18, 2018 11:13 PM (AyGZp)

307 Shaving cream can help with condensation. I use it on my bathroom mirrors when I'm running water for a Hot Shave.

...of my face.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 18, 2018 11:13 PM (Ckg4U)

308 Hey Blanco!

How are you doing?

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 18, 2018 11:13 PM (9KR27)

309 Very strange ending to a little vacation.

DH, the boy and I were headed up toward SEATAC from my sister's place in Olympia, every so slowly, to catch a flight home. We stopped off at Point Defiance Zoo in Tacoma. The boy and I were watching the puffins because, well, puffins, and DH wandered off with my sister to some other venue.

A "man" and his about 5 year old son were using one of those tacky back scratchers and sticking it in the puffin pond, trying to whack one of the birds. I told him he should stop doing that, and the first word out of his mouth was the F-word. So, naturally, I told him to stop using foul language around kids. It was Father's Day at the zoo, for heaven's sake.

Next thing he is in my face, spitting at me, telling me to "call somebody who cares" and that I can't f-ing tell him what to do and then calling me some very interesting names. So, I tell him to back up, and that's when he spit a huge glob of beer-smelling crud all over my face and my chest, and then he pushed me down on the concrete abutment.

Next thing I knew, he was being escorted out the door of the display by two fine gentlemen who proceeded to pin him against the wall by his skinny little neck.

Tacoma is very close to Ft. Lewis/McChord AFB, and I suspect both men were rather well trained in restraining miscreants. Thank God for the US Military.

Meanwhile, the boy yelled that if he touched his mom again he would kill him and then he ran off to get DH, who moved like the wind when he heard.

The men let the jackass down off the wall, and the jerk proceeded to pull out his phone to photograph them and yelled that he was pressing charges for assault.

Whereupon, both men did their best muscle pose and told him to get a good photo.

Then the pissant went to the entrance to the zoo and called the cops. Not too smart this little fellow.

The only reason he wasn't arrested was because he had his son with him. No reason to punish the kid for the crap his father pulled. The officer assured me that he would be arrested the following day and charged. Lots of witnesses gave statements.

The moral of this long story is that America is not dead, nor is chivalry, nor are we lost in a quagmire of nancy-boys. As much as my arm hurts today, I am so very thankful for the real men we grow in this great country.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 18, 2018 11:13 PM (NXsWM)

310 Keep the fish tacos.

Posted by: Testy at June 18, 2018 11:13 PM (HJbDF)

311 Awesome, I'm glad someone I care about is doing so well. Rock on!



Posted by: Farmer at June 18, 2018 11:08 PM (yJ1e6)

I'm doing great, Farmer. I may even get laid this year!

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 18, 2018 11:14 PM (iTpm7)

312 Howdy, Farmer!
I'm okay. Felt sorry for myself today, but I read ibguy's post and just melted.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 18, 2018 11:06

I missed it, what happened w/ ibguy?

Posted by: Farmer at June 18, 2018 11:14 PM (yJ1e6)

313
ARGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH.

I just spilled a nearly full bottle of Vitamin D capsules, 200 pills, all the over the damned floor.

That's what thinking of Miley and the camping lesbians sharing the shower does for me. Gets me all discombobulated.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 18, 2018 11:14 PM (8O3HH)

314
I need an emotional support supermodel.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 18, 2018 11:14 PM (HaL55)

315 252 Oops, not Beaver beer, beaver whiskey.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel


Either way, I'm thirsty. Hic.

Posted by: Hillary at June 18, 2018 11:14 PM (+lVUW)

316 Man, I am craving Mexican now....thanks guys.
Posted by: TickledPink at June 18, 2018 11:11 PM (TL2pK)


It sounds like Miley might have some tacos for you to eat.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 18, 2018 11:14 PM (Tnhbr)

317 No, it's on my left-front thigh, covered up pretty much all the time. The only people who have seen it in the last 20 years are my wife and my doctor.

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 18, 2018 11:14 PM (l14X/)

318 Hey Blanco!



How are you doing?


Doing well as can be expected. I trust you had a wonderful weekend?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 18, 2018 11:14 PM (IcT7t)

319 Leah Vukmir done fucked up her own campaign by associating her face with the word 'Threatened'. People don't vote for damsels.

On the other hand she DID successfully run a kamikaze against Democrat thuggery. So the R who will win the primary (which, again, isn't her) will inherit the meme, that the Democrats are thugs.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 18, 2018 11:15 PM (6FqZa)

320 >> ...of my face.

Yeah, that's what I was thinking too, you know when they were shaving each other, they could just make use of it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 18, 2018 11:16 PM (8O3HH)

321 Posted by: tcn in AK at June 18, 2018 11:13 PM (NXsWM)

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Yikes. Hope you're okay, tcn

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 18, 2018 11:16 PM (lSrgA)

322 Yikes. Hope you're okay, tcn
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 18, 2018 11:16 PM (lSrgA)

Not to worry. All is well. And a certain fellow is behind bars.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 18, 2018 11:17 PM (NXsWM)

323 Shaving cream can help with condensation. I use it on my bathroom mirrors when I'm running water for a Hot Shave.

...of my face.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 18, 2018 11:13 PM (Ckg4U)




Use Rain-X on your bathroom mirror, and be done with that condensation problem.

Won't do a damn thing for your face though. Sure didn't help mine.

*blink, blink*

Wait...lemme rephrase tha....aw, never mind.


/Moron



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 18, 2018 11:17 PM (QzJWU)

324 She's been teasing me since TJ Hooker first aired. This bad girl routine is really the icing on the cake....
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at June 18, 2018 11:12 PM (u56bl)

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Evening BIB, from that guy who went to the Trump rally with you in Gwinnett.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 18, 2018 11:17 PM (MaCBj)

325
284 Never, never, ever get a tattoo.

Except for cons and psychopaths, everyone says they regret getting one.


Posted by: jakee308 at June 18, 2018 11:04 PM (bkV+o)

No tatoos, but great scar from a metal banding failure on 30 foot roof truss set.
Instant anatomy lesson and first hand experience in direct pressure preventing blood loss.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 18, 2018 11:17 PM (e1mEI)

326 Probably vegans. Of course, with all the topless sunbathing they may want to skip straight to dessert.


Some site today, Oh, it was here, that Seagull ate some naked sunbather's testicle. Hahahahahah

Posted by: Testy at June 18, 2018 11:17 PM (HJbDF)

327 tcn, yikes. I am glad it ended well. seems you have bigger gonads than your assailant but then, you *are* moronette

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 18, 2018 11:17 PM (6FqZa)

328 I don't regret my tattoo either but I'm not getting any more. No one sees it but my husband and doctor.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 18, 2018 11:17 PM (Lqy/e)

329 I'm doing great, Farmer. I may even get laid this year!
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 18, 2018 11:14

Awesome. I'm married but still have some hope, LOL.

Posted by: Farmer at June 18, 2018 11:18 PM (yJ1e6)

330
I love fish tacos.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 18, 2018 11:18 PM (8O3HH)

331 "I missed it, what happened w/ ibguy?"
-Posted by: Farmer at June 18, 2018 11:14 PM (yJ1e6)

He had a post at #52 from a friend of Joyce that is worth reading.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 18, 2018 11:18 PM (Ckg4U)

332 I'm happy that guy is getting most of his money back, but geeze, even 10 years ago or more, "Nigerian Prince scam" was so well-known it was a joke. Guy must have fallen off the turnip truck.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


I get oddly worded emails right along. It's amazing that there are so many people who have over a hundred million dollars and want to share it with ME.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 18, 2018 11:18 PM (+lVUW)

333 Posted by: Farmer at June 18, 2018 11:04 PM (yJ1e6)

Well at least we know now why George was such a wuss.

Teachers generally are liberal and belong to a Union because they want to. (yes, yes. Some don't. Most DO.)

One of the reasons why sometimes I wonder if things would be better if women didn't have the vote.

Sorry, but just too many times they've tipped the scales and it's always been (imo) for the worst. Because of FEELZ and/or the looks of the candidate.

We now have a wussified country that probably would have a difficult time if Canada decides to get it on.

Pathetic.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 18, 2018 11:18 PM (bkV+o)

334 I love Leah Vukmir. She's been a great legislator plus is a Nurse on the side. She's got my vote. The others are just posers. She's the real deal.

Posted by: Pete Seria at June 18, 2018 11:19 PM (2WfB0)

335
but noooooooo, that required too much thinking to carry out anything that sensible.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2018 10:39 PM (V2Yro)

Cropdusters loaded with Roundup would work, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 18, 2018 11:19 PM (WFV7d)

336 Got a 13" scar, a 6" scar, two 1" scars, and two 1/2" scars. Whooooops.

Posted by: Testy at June 18, 2018 11:19 PM (HJbDF)

337 hey SMH! congrats on your recent nuptials

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 18, 2018 11:19 PM (6FqZa)

338

I'm very happy with my tattoo and it is deeply meaningful to me--no barbed wire or Chinese characters.


I like mine too. It's a Celtic knot. I looked for years to find one that suited me.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 18, 2018 11:20 PM (HaL55)

339 I just spilled a nearly full bottle of Vitamin D capsules, 200 pills, all the over the damned floor.



That's what thinking of Miley and the camping lesbians sharing the shower does for me. Gets me all discombobulated.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 18, 2018 11:14 PM (8O3HH)
Hi there, {{{Pear}}}. You know I like my vitamin D on the hoof.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 18, 2018 11:20 PM (iTpm7)

340 "I love fish tacos."
-Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 18, 2018 11:18 PM (8O3HH)

#MeToo. Miley has my recipe.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 18, 2018 11:20 PM (Ckg4U)

341

Miley made Newfie tacos for shower lesbians topless while camping in a garden trailer?

Wut?

Got pics?

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 18, 2018 11:21 PM (AyGZp)

342 I don't regret mine. I've had them for 18 years.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 18, 2018 11:08 PM (iTpm7)
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I would be remiss if I didn't ask where they are.

Posted by: Mega at June 18, 2018 11:21 PM (rv0Fo)

343 Wait. SMH had nuptials?

Did she marry within the moronosphere, or is it one of those "mixed" marriages?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 18, 2018 11:21 PM (lSrgA)

344 Posted by: tcn in AK at June 18, 2018 11:13 PM (NXsWM)
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Nice example to set for the boy.

O'Doyle Rules!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsNgRmsx-14

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2018 11:21 PM (UiRxW)

345 Ok, but... the puffins.

Are the puffins ok?

Posted by: hogmartin at June 18, 2018 11:21 PM (fZuhk)

346 It sounds like Miley might have some tacos for you to eat.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 18, 2018 11:14 PM (Tnhbr)

If there's any leftover when the lesbians are done.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 18, 2018 11:21 PM (iTpm7)

347 Speaking of Newfoundlanders, the people not the dogs, they have a reputation for being wild people who do nothing but fish and drink, if they're back home or work the oil rigs and drink if they're in Alberta.
But Newfoundland has a high number of churches and conservative Christians.
There are more Salvation Army churches in Newfloundan than in any other Canadian province.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at June 18, 2018 11:22 PM (nBr1j)

348 No, but inviting them for dinner would be a nice idea. I don't know what these lesbians eat, though.


Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 18, 2018 11:02 PM (iTpm7)


Sushi.

Or maybe a pizza with anchovies.

Posted by: RickZ at June 18, 2018 11:22 PM (8lsuS)

349 Awesome. I'm married but still have some hope, LOL.



Posted by: Farmer at June 18, 2018 11:18 PM (yJ1e6)

Where there's life, there's hope.

I hope I haven't forgotten how to do this.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 18, 2018 11:22 PM (iTpm7)

350 Still reading the content.


The Mediterranean Diet recommendations debunked based on methodology. Hmmm...that only took...a decade? Not sure really. Still, way faster than our govt. and the food pyramid mess, as well as, low-fat lies.

Another thing to add to the pile of sure & proven things.

I got a guy to re-think his global climate change certainty recently. It was a stealth approach. We didn't start out on that. But by the end he was suddenly unsure it was settled science after all. It was fun, and it is my new fav approach.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 18, 2018 11:22 PM (V6Xrh)

351 Doing well as can be expected. I trust you had a wonderful weekend?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 18, 2018 11:14 PM (IcT7t)

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I did.

But glad it's done.

Besides, the g-babies stole the show...lol.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 18, 2018 11:23 PM (9KR27)

352 On a lighter note, Pookette was petting Hex before bedtime and said, "Goodnight, Hex, and remember, no whining or fighting!"

Posted by: pookysgirl at June 18, 2018 11:23 PM (XKZwp)

353 Congrats, SMfH!

Ye Olde Marriede Woman! Huzzah!

You'll be soon to tell us all 'bout your lucky groom, yes?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 18, 2018 11:23 PM (QzJWU)

354 SCIENCE! ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1008780314548858886

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1008780398455853057

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1008780483503804416

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1008780587325362181

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1008780683072999427

Posted by: kbdabear at June 18, 2018 11:23 PM (eh0Va)

355 The Mediterranean Diet recommendations debunked based on methodology. Hmmm...that only took...a decade? Not sure really. Still, way faster than our govt. and the food pyramid mess, as well as, low-fat lies.

The food pyramid certainly has been debunked.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at June 18, 2018 11:23 PM (nBr1j)

356 Damn, tcn. Thank God chivalry is not dead. I'd have cornered that ass, myself.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 18, 2018 11:23 PM (Ckg4U)

357 By the way, I knew a woman who was always falling for pyramid schemes, chain letters that would make you thousands of dollars, even racetrack betting. What she had a hard time with was the idea of getting a full time job and sticking with it.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 18, 2018 11:24 PM (+lVUW)

358 I'm not on the sock list. So, there's that.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 18, 2018 11:24 PM (TSLKA)

359 #MeToo. Miley has my recipe.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 18, 2018 11:20 PM (Ckg4U)

I got your recipe and your number, {{{Slap}}}

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 18, 2018 11:24 PM (iTpm7)

360 Insty's got a post up about how the Catholic bishops in the US are prepping to get the anti-Trump message out in advance of the 2020 election. Pamphlets, leaflets, YouTube videos, etc... I'm sure few if any of you will be surprised to learm that abortion won't be one of the topics that their materials cover.

/sigh

Posted by: juniorj at June 18, 2018 11:24 PM (/y4g1)

361 Did she marry within the moronosphere, or is it one of those "mixed" marriages?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 18, 2018 11:21 PM (lSrgA)


Iirc, she remarried her ex.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 18, 2018 11:24 PM (V6Xrh)

362 More SCIENCE! ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1008780777100890112

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1008780910433579010

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1008781022870364160

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1008781121591627783

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1008781235878092809

Posted by: kbdabear at June 18, 2018 11:25 PM (eh0Va)

363 By the way, I knew a woman who was always falling for pyramid schemes, chain letters that would make you thousands of dollars, even racetrack betting. What she had a hard time with was the idea of getting a full time job and sticking with it.

Posted by: nerdygirl
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That's how the lottery makes money.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 18, 2018 11:25 PM (TSLKA)

364 ..."Besides, the g-babies stole the show...lol."
-Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 18, 2018 11:23 PM (9KR27)

*HAH!*

...that brings a smile to my face!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 18, 2018 11:25 PM (Ckg4U)

365 I would be remiss if I didn't ask where they are.


Posted by: Mega at June 18, 2018 11:21 PM (rv0Fo)

One on the back of my neck and one around my right wrist. They won't migrate too far when I'm old.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 18, 2018 11:25 PM (iTpm7)

366 Evening BIB, from that guy who went to the Trump rally with you in Gwinnett.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 18, 2018 11:17 PM (MaCBj)
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Long time no see! That was an awesome rally.
How are things going with you?

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at June 18, 2018 11:26 PM (u56bl)

367 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 18, 2018 11:21 PM (lSrgA)

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I remarried my ex-husband, whom I was married to for 21 years before i lost my mind and we divorced in 2012.

God simply meant for us to be together, no matter what.

*shrugs*

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 18, 2018 11:26 PM (9KR27)

368 "I got your recipe and your number, {{{Slap}}}"
-Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 18, 2018 11:24 PM (iTpm7)

*HAH!* Love ya' Sis! {{{Miley}}}

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 18, 2018 11:26 PM (Ckg4U)

369 How you doing SlapW?

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at June 18, 2018 11:27 PM (nBr1j)

370 In the early days teachers joined the union because judges began to allow frivilous lawsuits against teachers and school board administrations would not (backup) financially support the teachers in defense.

They could not afford to defend themselves.
The unions stepped in and filled the gap.
Whether they supported the concept of a union it became a necessary evil.


One of the beginnings of the devaluation of the traditionally esteemed and respected teacher.

Posted by: Testy at June 18, 2018 11:27 PM (HJbDF)

371 God simply meant for us to be together, no matter what.

*shrugs*
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 18, 2018 11:26 PM (9KR27)

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It sounds like kismet. Best of luck this round!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 18, 2018 11:27 PM (lSrgA)

372 I don't regret mine. I've had them for 18 years.


Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 18, 2018 11:08 PM (iTpm7)


Your parents let you get a tattoo when you were 11? Parenting these days.

Posted by: RickZ at June 18, 2018 11:27 PM (8lsuS)

373 Is that Marie Osmond facing off against the cow?

Posted by: scrood at June 18, 2018 11:28 PM (b4T8b)

374 Insty's got a post up about how the Catholic bishops in the US are prepping to get the anti-Trump message out in advance of the 2020 election


Omgosh! Wth has happened?! I grew up going to church every Sunday, and have not one memory of politics ever being discussed in any way, shape or form. What a travesty.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 18, 2018 11:28 PM (V6Xrh)

375 No, but inviting them for dinner would be a nice idea. I don't know what these lesbians eat, though.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 18, 2018 11:02 PM (iTpm7)

Each other, mostly.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 18, 2018 11:28 PM (WFV7d)

376 I remarried my ex-husband, whom I was married to for 21 years before i lost my mind and we divorced in 2012.



God simply meant for us to be together, no matter what.



*shrugs*

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 18, 2018 11:26 PM (9KR27)

That's wonderful news, {{{SMH}}}! I'm so happy for you!

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 18, 2018 11:28 PM (iTpm7)

377 Congrats on the nuptials SMH.

Posted by: PaleRider, simply irredeemable at June 18, 2018 11:28 PM (r4KP2)

378 I remarried my ex-husband, whom I was married to for 21 years before i lost my mind and we divorced in 2012.

God simply meant for us to be together, no matter what.

*shrugs*
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left a

*smiles*

Posted by: free tibet at June 18, 2018 11:29 PM (EYB+t)

379 I remarried my ex-husband, whom I was married to for 21 years before i lost my mind and we divorced in 2012.



God simply meant for us to be together, no matter what.



*shrugs*

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 18, 2018 11:26 PM (9KR27)


Yup, sometimes God sticks people together with duct tape.

Posted by: pookysgirl at June 18, 2018 11:29 PM (XKZwp)

380 Illegal immigrants are big business for the Catholic Church.

Posted by: Testy at June 18, 2018 11:29 PM (HJbDF)

381 You'll be soon to tell us all 'bout your lucky groom, yes?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 18, 2018 11:23 PM (QzJWU)

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Gonna be at the TexMoMee?

We will.

He's actually looking forward to meeting the lot of y'all.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 18, 2018 11:29 PM (9KR27)

382 Posted by: Pete Seria at June 18, 2018 11:19 PM (2WfB0)

She's not a damsel in distress
She's a by God conservative unlike Nichols or Ryan

She has my vote as well

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 18, 2018 11:29 PM (3Pma+)

383 I remarried my ex-husband, whom I was married to for 21 years before i lost my mind and we divorced in 2012.

God simply meant for us to be together, no matter what.

*shrugs*
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 18, 2018 11:26 PM (9KR27)


That's a true love story. You probably just needed a little break.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 18, 2018 11:30 PM (V6Xrh)

384 Besides, the g-babies stole the show...lol.

You've really got to improve your security.


Well, congratulations to you and the twice lucky man.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 18, 2018 11:30 PM (IcT7t)

385 Yup, sometimes God sticks people together with duct tape.
Posted by: pookysgirl at June 18, 2018 11:29 PM (XKZwp)

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And 550 cord, heh.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 18, 2018 11:30 PM (9KR27)

386 I feel the need to board a plane and travel again--destination anywhere. East or west I don't care.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at June 18, 2018 11:31 PM (nBr1j)

387 265 Never, never, ever get a tattoo.

Except for cons and psychopaths, everyone says they regret getting one.
Posted by: jakee308


I have this nephew who has always been a bit of a dolt. I went to his first marriage, the wiccan one. It was held in a city park. We're all waiting for the bride and she finally comes, walking through the park in a long off the shoulder bride's dress.

From a distance you could see something dark on her chest. I thought it must be some large witch jewelry. Nope, big, dark, ugly tattoo right between and above her boobs. The sad thing was, the dress would have looked very nice without that huge splotch above it.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 18, 2018 11:31 PM (+lVUW)

388

My lord TCN, I am so glad you are OK. I was going to tease you for saying 'fvck' a few nights ago and perking up half the male population, next time we crossed paths.

Olympia Tacoma is becoming so vile. I'm sorry this happened. And grateful you and the boy are OK.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 18, 2018 11:31 PM (AyGZp)

389 congratulations SMH!!!

Posted by: TickledPink at June 18, 2018 11:31 PM (TL2pK)

390 And 550 cord, heh.
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 18, 2018 11:30 PM (9KR27)

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*gulp*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 18, 2018 11:31 PM (lSrgA)

391 A "man" and his about 5 year old son were using one of those tacky back scratchers

++++

Wait, back scratchers are tacky? What are those of us with itchy backs supposed to do, rub up against a tree like an elephant?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 18, 2018 11:31 PM (pvjTE)

392 "How you doing SlapW?"
-Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at June 18, 2018 11:27 PM (nBr1j)

Choppy, but I can put one foot in front of the other and try to make others happy. Unfortunately for me, Mom and Dad are just children at this point.

They dealt with me and I'll deal with them. I've thought a lot about my Dad just "Finally Going", but that's Human, I guess... or so I've been told.

...I'm a rookie, just trying to make it in Pro Life Baseball.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 18, 2018 11:31 PM (Ckg4U)

393 The lesbian couple that lives behind us is moving, to be closer to the private school which their adopted pair of boys will attend.

I'm going to miss their dog.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 18, 2018 11:32 PM (kBWZu)

394 You probably just needed a little break.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 18, 2018 11:30 PM (V6Xrh)

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He needed the break more than I did.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 18, 2018 11:32 PM (9KR27)

395 No, but inviting them for dinner would be a nice idea. I don't know what these lesbians eat, though.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 18, 2018 11:02 PM (iTpm7)



Each other, mostly.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 18, 2018 11:28 PM (WFV7d)

Now I have it on good authority that lesbians stop having sex, because there's no testosterone in the picture. These ones aren't married yet, though, so maybe.
Has anyone else ever wondered why they use strap-ons, though? Because, no sausage, right?

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 18, 2018 11:32 PM (iTpm7)

396 Damn.

So I'm watching this documentary about Goebbels (produced by PBS).

When they say the "full name" of the Nazi Party, they just say "German Worker's Party," and truncate the "National Socialist" part.

Skunks.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2018 11:32 PM (UiRxW)

397 @ SMH....yep, will be at the Mo Meet.

Post it out there for fun...

What'd be the ONE gun, rifle or pistol, that you'd most want to put some rounds through, there?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 18, 2018 11:32 PM (QzJWU)

398
Well, just got done playing 200 pill pickup. It's even more fun that 52 card pickup.

Oh, it was a 300 capsule bottle. I figure 200+ spilled on the floor.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 18, 2018 11:32 PM (8O3HH)

399 Long time no see! That was an awesome rally.
How are things going with you?
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at June 18, 2018 11:26 PM (u56bl)

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Yes, yes it was, especially given the race's snuffing of Her Thighness The Duchess of Beef Slabbing's chances of ever being Preezy.

Going OK here, through some luck, contemplating an early retirement and a second career in Aviation.

Hope things are well with you and the family.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 18, 2018 11:33 PM (I16G8)

400 Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 18, 2018 11:26 PM (9KR27)

Congrats may you have a wonderful reunion of the Union

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 18, 2018 11:33 PM (3Pma+)

401
Choppy, but I can put one foot in front of the other and try to make others happy. Unfortunately for me, Mom and Dad are just children at this point.

They dealt with me and I'll deal with them. I've thought a lot about my Dad just "Finally Going", but that's Human, I guess... or so I've been told.

...I'm a rookie, just trying to make it in Pro Life Baseball.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 18, 2018 11:31 PM (Ckg4U)

I will pray for you.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at June 18, 2018 11:33 PM (nBr1j)

402 Good for you, SMH! I hope you two are happy together from here on!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 18, 2018 11:34 PM (wSC8T)

403
Lesbian Bed Death.

It's a thing.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 18, 2018 11:34 PM (8O3HH)

404 386 I feel the need to board a plane and travel again--destination anywhere. East or west I don't care.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at June 18, 2018 11:31 PM (nBr1j)

--------

Paris.

It's never too late to rent a garrett and become a struggling artist.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 18, 2018 11:34 PM (lSrgA)

405 SMH - Congrats and best wishes.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 18, 2018 11:34 PM (K2jyi)

406 Oh, it was a 300 capsule bottle. I figure 200+ spilled on the floor.





Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 18, 2018 11:32 PM (8O3HH)

You're messy, aren't you?

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 18, 2018 11:35 PM (iTpm7)

407 I feel the need to board a plane and travel again--destination anywhere. East or west I don't care.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at June 18, 2018 11:31 PM (nBr1j)


There are like 4 MoMee coming up (sidebar), you should go to one, or all, of those.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 18, 2018 11:35 PM (V6Xrh)

408 Congrats may you have a wonderful reunion of the Union
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 18, 2018 11:33 PM (3Pma+)

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We had a six-year break in service, and merely decided to reup.

But thank you and everyone else for the well-wishes.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 18, 2018 11:35 PM (9KR27)

409 "I will pray for you."
-Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at June 18, 2018 11:33 PM (nBr1j)

Thank You, Brother.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 18, 2018 11:37 PM (Ckg4U)

410 Your Grace, did the lesbians get their condensation problem worked out?



You know shaving cream can help with that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 18, 2018 11:11 PM (8O3HH)

There just wasn't enough room in the shower.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 18, 2018 11:37 PM (iTpm7)

411 393 The lesbian couple that lives behind us is moving, to be closer to the private school which their adopted pair of boys will attend.

I'm going to miss their dog.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 18, 2018 11:32 PM (kBWZu)

Unless doggie snacks lead him to casa Hammer

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 18, 2018 11:38 PM (3Pma+)

412 I find one of the best ways to convince or persuade someone of something face to face is to start by agreeing with them. Then make small moves toward your perspective. I think it's called "pacing and leading".

"OMG yeah we are totally destroying the environment. I'm sure the earth is probably warming up, and man has something to do with it, too. The deniers are totally fucking crazy. Fuckin' Trump.

Then again, how do you accurately take the temperature of an entire planet? So many factors. I don't know if I trust the government to tell the truth about these things anyway. If the planet was cooling instead of warming, think of all the dangers to the economy, which relies at least partly on optimism about the future. What if all these natural disasters had some other cause and the government knew. Would the 1% on Wall Street or the leaders of the military-industrial complex allow their puppets in government to even tell us the truth...?

The government "funds" a lot of these studies, don't they? You can't trust the rich to tell us the truth about anything. Look at the food pyramid. For years they were instructing everyone to load up on carbs every day. They only changed it recently. It's all Monsanto with this corn stuff. Totally fucked up, right? They're probably lying to us, man. Maybe the deniers aren't totally fucked after all. Who even knows, right? Want another beer?"

Posted by: Mega at June 18, 2018 11:38 PM (rv0Fo)

413 The Commitments did Destination Anywhere. This is my favourite song by them.

https://youtu.be/noJDCWOvzFQ

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at June 18, 2018 11:38 PM (nBr1j)

414 I feel the need to board a plane and travel again--destination anywhere. East or west I don't care.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at June 18, 2018 11:31 PM (nBr1j)




Texas Mo Meet. October.

I know it's longer than you want to wait for travel, but you should really put it on your itinerary.

Guns aplenty. Morons, 'Ettes and their miniature spawn.

Roasted Pork, Texas BBQ and other delicious fare. After the guns are safely cased and stowed... Spirits, cigars and lies told many and large.

You know you wanna. You know ya gotta.

Seeya there, amigo!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 18, 2018 11:38 PM (QzJWU)

415 ..."But thank you and everyone else for the well-wishes."
-Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 18, 2018 11:35 PM (9KR27)

You bet your ever-lovin' ass that I'm rooting for you.

Continued blessings, darlin'.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 18, 2018 11:38 PM (Ckg4U)

416 Unless doggie snacks lead him to casa Hammer
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 18, 2018 11:38 PM (3Pma+)

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Le Hameau Hammer?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 18, 2018 11:39 PM (lSrgA)

417 >> You're messy, aren't you?

Yes, I'm a messy boy. But I'm good at cleaning up my messes.

And I like messy girls too. If I could just find a gal as messy as me.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 18, 2018 11:39 PM (8O3HH)

418 Researchers at Norway's Ragnar Frisch Centre for Economic Research now have scientific proof of something we've long suspsected --we're all getting dumber.----


DUH!

Posted by: Public School Teachers at June 18, 2018 11:40 PM (TvzdZ)

419 I'm happy that guy is getting most of his money
back, but geeze, even 10 years ago or more, "Nigerian Prince scam" was
so well-known it was a joke. Guy must have fallen off the turnip truck.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 18, 2018 11:02 PM (WFV7d)


I was at the local Kroger about a year ago and an older gentleman was at the customer service desk trying to stop a Western Union that he had sent out.

Sadly, a lot of older people don't know about these scams because they aren't very tech savvy, and their hearing isn't very good.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scmper, nee MrCaniac at June 18, 2018 11:40 PM (fdTrp)

420 if lovin' the Horde is wrong, I don't wanna be right.
Good night all.

Posted by: free tibet at June 18, 2018 11:41 PM (mHSif)

421 just got done playing 200 pill pickup.

Old Joke.
A rather overweight middle-aged woman is consulting with her doctor on how to lose weight. The Doctor says, 'I have just what you need.'

He leaves the examination room and quickly returns with a large bottle of tiny pills. The woman asks, "How many do I take?" with some surprise in her voice.

'Oh,' says her Doctor, 'you don't ingest them. You dump the bottle out on the floor, and then pick up all the little pills.'

(Not intending to suggest anyone here is overweight, other than me. For exercise, I sometimes lay down and the floor, and then try to get up without assistance. I don't want to be in that situation where I don't have life alert, can't reach my 'phone, and have fallen and can't get up.)

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 18, 2018 11:41 PM (roQNm)

422 We don't need no stinkin badges

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 18, 2018 11:41 PM (mMeIQ)

423 G'Night, free tibet.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 18, 2018 11:41 PM (Ckg4U)

424 That sounds fantastic Jim.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at June 18, 2018 11:41 PM (nBr1j)

425 Back to content...

I do believe the study that says we are getting dumber. Mostly bcz it agrees with what I've been saying for 10 years. People would tell me no, technology meant we were evolving. No, I'd say, technology is evolving, we are devolving.

I think the study just confirms the obvious.

Although, I was surprised it showed lower IQ. That is worse. I didn't expect the baseline to change.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 18, 2018 11:41 PM (V6Xrh)

426 Sadly, a lot of older people don't know about these scams because they aren't very tech savvy, and their hearing isn't very good.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scmper, nee MrCaniac at June 18, 2018 11:40 PM (fdTrp)

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Do you have email addresses, perchance?

Posted by: Prince Nboko Nbikobonko at June 18, 2018 11:41 PM (lSrgA)

427
The food pyramid certainly has been debunked.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem


We now have the racist pyramid

http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=375714

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 18, 2018 11:42 PM (IqV8l)

428 >> There just wasn't enough room in the shower.
Posted by: Miley

Well, you're gonna need a bigger shower. There is something to be said for those big open shower bathrooms.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 18, 2018 11:42 PM (8O3HH)

429 And I like messy girls too. If I could just find a gal as messy as me.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 18, 2018 11:39 PM (8O3HH)

You have to go a long ways to find a girl as messy as me. Hell, you'd have to go a long ways to find me.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 18, 2018 11:42 PM (iTpm7)

430 Night free tibet ('with purchase of egg roll'? I seem to remember that nic.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 18, 2018 11:42 PM (Jo6t3)

431 Researchers at Norway's Ragnar Frisch Centre for Economic Research now have scientific proof of something we've long suspsected --we're all getting dumber.----


DUH!

Posted by: Public School Teachers at June 18, 2018 11:40 PM (TvzdZ)




I should apply to get named to the Homer Simpson Endowed Chair for Advanced Stupidity Studies at the University of Remedial Nuclear Physics.

D'oh!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


Posted by: Jim at June 18, 2018 11:43 PM (QzJWU)

432 Well, you're gonna need a bigger shower. There is something to be said for those big open shower bathrooms.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 18, 2018 11:42 PM (8O3HH)

They seem so cold - I want to be under the shower stream the whole time.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 18, 2018 11:44 PM (iTpm7)

433 Sadly, a lot of older people don't know about these scams because they aren't very tech savvy, and their hearing isn't very good.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scmper, nee MrCaniac at June 18, 2018 11:40 PM (fdTrp)

But that Nigerian Prince scam was so widespread, it made it into all the newspapers and magazines that old farts read, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 18, 2018 11:44 PM (WFV7d)

434 "Night free tibet ('with purchase of egg roll'? I seem to remember that nic.)"
-Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 18, 2018 11:42 PM (Jo6t3)

I believe it was "With Purchase of Equal or Greater Tibet".

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 18, 2018 11:44 PM (Ckg4U)

435 You're living with lesbians now? Did that just happen?
Posted by: Ladyl at June 18, 2018 10:43 PM (TdMsT)
Yes, just this afternoon. No biggie, except we need to share the shower.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 18, 2018 10:46

I've lost the plot here. Miley has moved to live w/ her brother and sil and is now showering w/ lesbians? I think the Horde needs more details.

Inquiring minds and all that.

Posted by: Farmer at June 18, 2018 11:44 PM (yJ1e6)

436 We now have the racist pyramid


According to that I'm just supposed to eat shit all day.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 18, 2018 11:45 PM (IcT7t)

437 "...we're all getting dumber."

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Pfft...

Speak for yourself.

Posted by: The Horde at June 18, 2018 11:45 PM (9KR27)

438 I believe it was "With Purchase of Equal or Greater Tibet".
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 18, 2018 11:44 PM (Ckg4U)

That could be it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 18, 2018 11:45 PM (Jo6t3)

439 We'll take the ni**ers and the c*inks but no Irish

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 18, 2018 11:45 PM (mMeIQ)

440 I understand your position well, SMH. My wife and I had been married for a number of years, and tensions and problems build, on both sides. Neither of us wanted the expense and publicity of a divorce, so we decided to stay married, but live in different cities for 3 1/2 years, and only see each other about once a month. Yeah, I guess that is kind of a weird solution. At the time, it suited both of us.

After that we both realized that we still liked each other more than either of us liked anyone else, and were ready to move back in together, the old problems having faded. And it's worked ever since.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2018 11:45 PM (V2Yro)

441 lot of older people don't know about these scams because they aren't very tech savvy, and their hearing isn't very good.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scmper, nee MrCaniac at June 18, 2018 11:40 PM (fdTrp)

But that Nigerian Prince scam was so widespread, it made it into all the newspapers and magazines that old farts read, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June




well, that and the fact that the nigerian prince thing started out using snail mail.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 18, 2018 11:46 PM (MTjB1)

442

So Miley, what does fish taco taste like?

Posted by: Willie Poker. Asshole at June 18, 2018 11:47 PM (AyGZp)

443 Okay, Boys and Girls... Bedtime for Bonzo.

G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!

*static*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 18, 2018 11:47 PM (Ckg4U)

444 Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scmper, nee MrCaniac at June 18, 2018 11:40 PM (fdTrp)

They let you come out to play? That was nice of them

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 18, 2018 11:47 PM (3Pma+)

445 Hi all, its halftime

Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2018 11:47 PM (pHfeF)

446 Night Slap.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 18, 2018 11:48 PM (Jo6t3)

447 Niters Slap.

Thank you for your prayers.

Posted by: The Horde at June 18, 2018 11:48 PM (9KR27)

448 I got some bad news today. A neighbour, from about a dozen miles away, and the guy who built my big shop for me, died suddenly this morning. His wife found him slumped in his chair, figured he was sleeping, but he never woke up. Same age as me. Makes you stop and think.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 18, 2018 11:48 PM (WFV7d)

449 I've lost the plot here. Miley has moved to live w/
her brother and sil and is now showering w/ lesbians? I think the Horde
needs more details.



Inquiring minds and all that.



Posted by: Farmer at June 18, 2018 11:44 PM (yJ1e6)

You missed the care and feeding of lesbians upthread. After all, you have no business getting lesbians unless you are qualified to care for them.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 18, 2018 11:49 PM (iTpm7)

450 "Night free tibet ('with purchase of egg roll'? I seem to remember that nic.)"
-Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 18, 2018 11:42 PM (Jo6t3)

I believe it was "With Purchase of Equal or Greater Tibet".

equal or greater value tibet. and good night for reals, now

Posted by: free tibet at June 18, 2018 11:49 PM (JPP6q)

451 We had a six-year break in service, and merely decided to reup.



But thank you and everyone else for the well-wishes.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 18, 2018 11:35 PM (9KR27)



Did you get the fanny pack or the baseball cap when you re-upped?

Congrats!

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scmper, nee MrCaniac at June 18, 2018 11:49 PM (fdTrp)

452 >> Inquiring minds and all that.

Search on "Miley" and read the details. They're camping out in their backyard.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 18, 2018 11:49 PM (8O3HH)

453 Ooops.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 18, 2018 11:49 PM (9KR27)

454 435 You're living with lesbians now? Did that just happen?
Posted by: Ladyl at June 18, 2018 10:43 PM (TdMsT)
Yes, just this afternoon. No biggie, except we need to share the shower.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 18, 2018 10:46

I've lost the plot here. Miley has moved to live w/ her brother and sil and is now showering w/ lesbians? I think the Horde needs more details.

Inquiring minds and all that.
Posted by: Farmer



Or just the link to the hidden cameras.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 18, 2018 11:49 PM (20X6f)

455 well, that and the fact that the nigerian prince thing started out using snail mail.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 18, 2018 11:46 PM (MTjB1)


That's a little factoid I did not know. Never heard of anyone getting a snail mail scam. Phone, maybe, email definitely, but not snail mail.

Posted by: RickZ at June 18, 2018 11:49 PM (8lsuS)

456 Sweet dreams, Slap...

Prayers up, too, for you and your parents and all.

That you'll awaken with a completely refilled tank of love, patience and peace beyond understanding.

Amen and g'nite to ya.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 18, 2018 11:49 PM (QzJWU)

457 I've lost the plot here. Miley has moved to live w/ her brother and sil and is now showering w/ lesbians? I think the Horde needs more details.

Inquiring minds and all that.
Posted by: Farmer at June 18, 2018 11:44 PM (yJ1e6)

Pics, or it didn't happen.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 18, 2018 11:50 PM (WFV7d)

458 Oh, man... if I were to take some time off this fall and go to a MoMee in a different part of the country, I'd have a really hard time choosing between the Texas and Ohio meet-ups taking place on the same day.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 18, 2018 11:50 PM (wSC8T)

459 I mentioned this on a previous thread: PDT sent a 10/08/17 letter to to congress re: immediate necessary changes to immigration laws. Part 'B' of that letter discussed the problem of accompanied and unaccompanied children. It is noted that 9 months later nothing has been done.

The 'Julius Caesar' speech by Anthony (noted above) reminded me of one of my all-time favorite Shakespeare speeches - again by Anthony: the "friends , Romans, countrymen" funeral speech. He refers to Brutus et al as 'honorable men'.

"So are they all - all honorable men"

The brouhaha over alien kids and that 10/08/17 letter brings special poignancy to the lines.

scroom.

Posted by: Lurking Cynic at June 18, 2018 11:50 PM (oSRxg)

460 They're camping out in their backyard.

SURE They are...

Posted by: Willie Poker. Asshole at June 18, 2018 11:50 PM (AyGZp)

461 So Miley, what does fish taco taste like?

Posted by: Willie Poker. Asshole at June 18, 2018 11:47 PM (AyGZp)

Better than I'd ever imagined.
And no, he won't.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 18, 2018 11:50 PM (iTpm7)

462 Makes you stop and think."

Makes me stop and think, wow, I hope I can go out that easy when it's my time. Not kidding.

of course my wife swears that she'll kill me if I die before she does.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2018 11:50 PM (V2Yro)

463 >> They seem so cold - I want to be under the shower stream the whole time.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess

You can get some of the fancy pancy multi-nozzle things, but I'm sure the water police frown on those.

Also, those infrared heat lamps and stuff like that. I'm sure the latest in bathroom tech would be amazing.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 18, 2018 11:50 PM (8O3HH)

464 RickZ, I once got a Nigerian scam letter in my mail slot. It said I'd won a lottery.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 18, 2018 11:51 PM (wSC8T)

465 58 Oh, man... if I were to take some time off this fall and go to a MoMee in a different part of the country, I'd have a really hard time choosing between the Texas and Ohio meet-ups taking place on the same day.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 18, 2018 11:50 PM (wSC8T)

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In your minds eye, picture...

Dayton.

See? Now the decision is easy.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 18, 2018 11:51 PM (lSrgA)

466 Sadly, a lot of older people don't know about these scams because they aren't very tech savvy, and their hearing isn't very good.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scmper, nee MrCaniac at June 18, 2018 11:40 PM (fdTrp)


My Dad fell for one where they called and told him his grandson was in jail. And to fix it Dad needed to Western Union some money for bail/attorney. It worked that one time. He has also fell for the "windows fix your computer people" Which though cheaper per time ends up being a monthly charge.

Posted by: X-ray at June 18, 2018 11:51 PM (TvzdZ)

467 I'm watching YouTube channel It's Bourbon Night. A young couple tastes and review bourbon.
They refer to a Kentucky hug. What be that?

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at June 18, 2018 11:51 PM (nBr1j)

468 Search on "Miley" and read the details. They're camping out in their backyard.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 18, 2018 11:49 PM (8O3HH)

A somewhat saturated backyard.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 18, 2018 11:52 PM (iTpm7)

469 Unless doggie snacks lead him to casa Hammer
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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This is dangerously close to degenerating into a peanut butter joke.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 18, 2018 11:52 PM (kBWZu)

470 That's a little factoid I did not know. Never heard of anyone getting a snail mail scam. Phone, maybe, email definitely, but not snail mail.
Posted by: RickZ at June



very close friend of family got some letter in the early 90s about how some guy had $5mm in currency covered with some ink to prevent it from either beind moved out of country or put into a bank and needed $50k to buy some ink remover.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 18, 2018 11:52 PM (MTjB1)

471 "The Second Time Around"

Frank Sinatra

https://tinyurl.com/y6umz7s4


"Love is lovlier..."

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 18, 2018 11:52 PM (V6Xrh)

472 They refer to a Kentucky hug. What be that?

When a brother and sister love each other very much...

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 18, 2018 11:53 PM (IcT7t)

473 I do believe the study that says we are getting dumber. Mostly bcz it agrees with what I've been saying for 10 years. People would tell me no, technology meant we were evolving. No, I'd say, technology is evolving, we are devolving.

I think the study just confirms the obvious.

Although, I was surprised it showed lower IQ. That is worse. I didn't expect the baseline to change.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 18, 2018 11:41 PM (V6Xrh)
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If I recall, all of the college entrance tests have been renormed numerous times since the early 1970's, because in order to keep the scores the same - in the same relative bell curve - the students' scores have been increased.

Now the test makers are redoing the tests themselves, and making them easier. And All Left All The Time.

Posted by: Boots at June 18, 2018 11:53 PM (blfUS)

474 This is dangerously close to degenerating into a peanut butter joke.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 18, 2018 11:52 PM (kBWZu)

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Lay it on me, skippy. Smooth.

Posted by: Peter Pan at June 18, 2018 11:53 PM (lSrgA)

475 *or lovelier

I don't know which is correct. Autocucumber isn't helping either.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 18, 2018 11:54 PM (V6Xrh)

476 review bourbon.
They refer to a Kentucky hug. What be that?
Posted by: Northernlurker
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Similar to a Tennessee Tucker

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 18, 2018 11:54 PM (V+k34)

477 You can get some of the fancy pancy multi-nozzle things, but I'm sure the water police frown on those.



Also, those infrared heat lamps and stuff like that. I'm sure the latest in bathroom tech would be amazing.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 18, 2018 11:50 PM (8O3HH)

I love to make the water police frown.

Heat lamps, you say? There definitely has to be enough room to shave.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 18, 2018 11:54 PM (iTpm7)

478 I have always preferred JIF, to be honest.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 18, 2018 11:54 PM (Jo6t3)

479 wikipedia has a good read on the scam



https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Advance-fee_scam

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 18, 2018 11:55 PM (MTjB1)

480 RickZ, I once got a Nigerian scam letter in my mail slot. It said I'd won a lottery.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 18, 2018 11:51 PM (wSC8T)


Was this after the innertubes was invented by Al Gore or did they have a large phone book bank with names and addresses?

/I've led such a sheltered life.

Posted by: RickZ at June 18, 2018 11:55 PM (8lsuS)

481 Cicero, that doesn't help as much as you might think. I was born in Indiana, and I'm pretty sure I'd at least get to meet some fellow Hoosiers at the Ohio Meet-up.

On the other hand, I also love Texas and the people who live there and the barbecue they make.

See? It's a tough choice for me!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 18, 2018 11:56 PM (wSC8T)

482 I got some bad news today. A neighbour, from about a
dozen miles away, and the guy who built my big shop for me, died
suddenly this morning. His wife found him slumped in his chair, figured
he was sleeping, but he never woke up. Same age as me. Makes you stop
and think.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 18, 2018 11:48 PM (WFV7d)

29? What the hell.
You know, people are never "old enough." We all want more.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 18, 2018 11:57 PM (iTpm7)

483 29? What the hell.
You know, people are never "old enough." We all want more.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 18, 2018 11:57 PM (iTpm7)

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You went there.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 18, 2018 11:58 PM (lSrgA)

484 This is dangerously close to degenerating into a peanut butter joke.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 18, 2018 11:52 PM (kBWZu)

Well, that's because we're dangerously close to lesbians and their Newfie.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 18, 2018 11:58 PM (iTpm7)

485 Cicero, stumbled across something last week, the powerhouse built by Speer for the party rally grounds (some distance away) is still in use ...... as a Burger King! You can see the Reich eagle on the stone wall of the building (guess they couldn't efface all traces of it). Even better, BK decided to put its large vertical red banners on poles outside ...... yeah, that's what they look like.


Did you see or hear about that place?

Posted by: rhomboid at June 18, 2018 11:58 PM (QDnY+)

486 You sissy maries

Sounds like steam escaping

You brute! You brute!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 18, 2018 11:58 PM (mMeIQ)

487 RickZ, it was after AlGore invented the internet, but (IIRC) before the 2000 Presidential Election was settled.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 18, 2018 11:58 PM (wSC8T)

488 Cicero, stumbled across something last week, the powerhouse built by Speer for the party rally grounds (some distance away) is still in use ...... as a Burger King! You can see the Reich eagle on the stone wall of the building (guess they couldn't efface all traces of it). Even better, BK decided to put its large vertical red banners on poles outside ...... yeah, that's what they look like.


Did you see or hear about that place?
Posted by: rhomboid at June 18, 2018 11:58 PM (QDnY+)

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I did see it. I stayed at the Nuremberg Hilton and it was right on the corner.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 19, 2018 12:00 AM (lSrgA)

489 See? It's a tough choice for me!


Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 18, 2018 11:56 PM (wSC8T)

The way Ben Had paints a food picture, that's where I'd go. Plus the shootin' and all.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 19, 2018 12:01 AM (iTpm7)

490 I'm off to bed. Good night, everyone!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 19, 2018 12:01 AM (wSC8T)

491 I had to look up that Burger King - that is funny! Have it Mein Way!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2018 12:01 AM (V2Yro)

492 How did he do such fantastic feats with such small feet

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 19, 2018 12:03 AM (mMeIQ)

493 I have always preferred JIF, to be honest.



Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 18, 2018 11:54 PM (Jo6t3)

Skippy or Jif. Reese's is a little too sweet.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 19, 2018 12:03 AM (iTpm7)

494 A guy I knew that was not much older than me in my little town. Had a deadly accident trying to fix a piece of heavy farm equipment alone. Great guy and huge loss. So it's not just nature we need to fear.

Posted by: X-ray at June 19, 2018 12:04 AM (TvzdZ)

495 Good night, PW!

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 19, 2018 12:04 AM (iTpm7)

496 @440 After that we both realized that we still liked each other more than either of us liked anyone else, and were ready to move back in together, the old problems having faded. And it's worked ever since.
------------------------

I can't remember who it was, but one of the guys here ended up remarrying his ex several years ago. There was a brief period where they were still divorced but living together, and he'd occasionally bring it up.

Posted by: juniorj at June 19, 2018 12:05 AM (/y4g1)

497 Yes, yes it was, especially given the race's snuffing of Her Thighness The Duchess of Beef Slabbing's chances of ever being Preezy.

Going OK here, through some luck, contemplating an early retirement and a second career in Aviation.

Hope things are well with you and the family.
-------------------------
Things are very well. Got divorced, finally got out of the burbs in favor of the mountains (hence the need for a new NIC)...

And in a very SMH-ish turn of events I'm seriously dating the Ex.

So, aviation?

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at June 19, 2018 12:05 AM (u56bl)

498 As I have crashed through life, I surprised at how little collateral damage I've caused......

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at June 19, 2018 12:06 AM (LOq4H)

499 The way Ben Had paints a food picture, that's where I'd go. Plus the shootin' and all.


Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 19, 2018 12:01 AM (iTpm7)




Ben Had actually under-describes the foodly goodness, there.

You can not possibly take the entire gastronomical tour, without exploding a-la Mr. Creosote.

This year will be profoundly Moar Bettah.

There will be a Caja China employed in the roasting of an entire pig.

And if Ben Had has the knowledgeable neighbors, also...a large tank of hot oil for the making of piping hot Chitlins therefrom.

Plus...a LOT of guns, TONS of ammo, and all of the fellowship formed on a hot firing line.

Frankly, I feel sorry for those lesser Mo Meets, confined to the likes of a TGI Fridays or such.

They're fun, I'm sure.

But they're not a TEXAS MoMeet. Not by a long shot. (swidt?) lol




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 19, 2018 12:07 AM (QzJWU)

500 I got some bad news today. A neighbour, from about a dozen miles away, and the guy who built my big shop for me, died suddenly this morning. His wife found him slumped in his chair, figured he was sleeping, but he never woke up. Same age as me. Makes you stop and think.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 18, 2018 11:48

Very sorry to hear about that AOP. I hope you can be of some comfort to her, that is so sad.

Does make you stop and think, we are about the same age, I think you and I were the oldest at the LV meetup.

Posted by: Farmer at June 19, 2018 12:07 AM (yJ1e6)

501 I hope you are treating your dog, John McCain, well.
Muahahahahaha
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 19, 2018 12:58

Be well, Bailey and Kahlua are sleeping sound.

Posted by: Farmer at June 19, 2018 12:07 AM (yJ1e6)

502 Interesting my young reviewers really like Old Forester 1920. They add water by the eye dropper.
Intriguing.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at June 19, 2018 12:07 AM (nBr1j)

503 Flying to D.C. Wednesday and staying at the luxurious Trump International for 4 nights then on to Manhattan and Times Square for 3 nights

Right smack dab in the middle of psychopath central

MAGA!!!!

Posted by: Karmic Justice at June 19, 2018 12:07 AM (FTPVM)

504 559 tcn, I think the issue was a report that Catholic bishops are taking a political stand against Pres. Trump because he is trying to block illegal immigration.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2018 12:53 AM (WFV7d)

There have always been idiots in power in the Catholic Church. Just as there have always been idiots in every walk of life.

If you listen to your Bishop concerning politics, you are also a fool, because when the issue is politics, the Bishop is just another guy.

The only issues about which they can claim authority are those of the spiritual realm, meaning that they can say not to vote for someone because that someone is going to publicly fun abortions, or some such.

On immigration, the only issue is that we treat people as people. I believe that is covered under the heading of asylum. Canon Law states that the State (i.e. political entity) has the right to defend its borders. Any Bishop that disagrees with Trump's stance on this issue is off the reservation.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 19, 2018 12:08 AM (NXsWM)

505 Night PW.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 19, 2018 12:08 AM (Jo6t3)

506 Went upstairs to fix a late supper, and it's a beautiful evening out there. Sky was covered from horizon to horizon with a mix of pink and gray clouds. Now the pink ones are only in the West, because the Sun has set a little lower. Those light effects can be fleeting.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2018 12:09 AM (WFV7d)

507 As I have crashed through life, I'm a bit surprised at how little collateral damage I've caused....

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at June 19, 2018 12:10 AM (LOq4H)

508 559 tcn, I think the issue was a report that Catholic bishops are taking a political stand against Pres. Trump because he is trying to block illegal immigration.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2018 12:53 AM (WFV7d)

There have always been idiots in power in the Catholic Church. Just as there have always been idiots in every walk of life.

Canon Law states that a political entity, i.e. the State, has every right to enforce national borders.

The only issue is that we treat people like people, which means that our asylum laws work just fine. People are still people if they stay in their own country, barring genocide.

Any Bishop who disagrees with Trump and the rule of law needs to go live in the Congo.

If you listen to your Bishop concerning politics, you are also a fool, because when the issue is politics, the Bishop is just another guy.

The only issues about which they can claim authority are those of the spiritual realm, meaning that they can say not to vote for someone because that someone is going to publicly fun abortions, or some such.

On immigration, the only issue is that we treat people as people. I believe that is covered under the heading of asylum. Canon Law states that the State (i.e. political entity) has the right to defend its borders. Any Bishop that disagrees with Trump's stance on this issue is off the reservation.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 19, 2018 12:10 AM (NXsWM)

509 The Mediterranean Diet recommendations debunked based on methodology. Hmmm...that only took...a decade? Not sure really. Still, way faster than our govt. and the food pyramid mess, as well as, low-fat lies.
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I read something about that debunking, and it's on rather technical grounds, not really related to the diet itself.

The Spanish people who participated in the study lived in rural Spain, and each week they were required to go somewhere and pick up that week's supply of the special olive oil they were using in the study.

Because it was a hardship to go get the olive oil, the only way they could get people to participate was if they used family members from households that had already agreed to participate. I'm not sure that makes the entire study invalid, all things considered.




Posted by: Boots at June 19, 2018 12:11 AM (blfUS)

510 Things are very well. Got divorced, finally got out of the burbs in favor of the mountains (hence the need for a new NIC)...

And in a very SMH-ish turn of events I'm seriously dating the Ex.

So, aviation?
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at June 19, 2018 12:05 AM (u56bl)

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Yep. Lucked my way into some significant cash, so spent it on lessons to become a Private Commercial Jet Pilot.

Captain Tim, reporting for dooty, Sir!

Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 19, 2018 12:11 AM (I16G8)

511 Thanks for the well wishes everyone.


I would like for her to see all the well wishes, but I do believe that the content and comments would shock her into a catatonic state. She is a real sweet gal with a huge heart that got suckered into marriage 25 years ago by a full fledged moron.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scmper, nee MrCaniac at June 19, 2018 12:12 AM (fdTrp)

512 Waves at farmer and app! Love you guys!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 19, 2018 12:12 AM (mMeIQ)

513 559 tcn, I think the issue was a report that Catholic bishops are taking a political stand against Pres. Trump because he is trying to block illegal immigration.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2018 12:53 AM (WFV7d)

There have always been idiots in power in the Catholic Church. Just as there have always been idiots in every walk of life.

Canon Law states that a political entity, i.e. the State, has every right to enforce national borders.

The only issues about which they can claim authority are those of the spiritual realm, meaning that they can say not to vote for someone because that someone is going to publicly fun abortions, or some such.

On immigration, the only issue is that we treat people as people. If they are subject to genocide, they can and should seek asylum. Coming here illegally is not the answer.

Any Bishop that disagrees with Trump's stance on this issue is off the reservation, and needs to go live in the Congo for a while.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 19, 2018 12:12 AM (NXsWM)

514 Posted by: Public School Teachers at June 18, 2018 11:40 PM (TvzdZ)

Day of the Nap when?

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 19, 2018 12:12 AM (NLQj5)

515 FWIW a Kentucky hug is the warming sensation one experiences after a sip of whiskey.
I'm talking to myself here but I'm interested.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at June 19, 2018 12:13 AM (nBr1j)

516 I wish you all a good night, and I'll say a special prayer for AOP's friend's widow, because I know how that is.

Tomorrow she will awaken for the first time without him.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 19, 2018 12:14 AM (iTpm7)

517 Goodness, have I been banned?

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 19, 2018 12:14 AM (NXsWM)

518 Thanks for the well wishes.



I would like to let her see them, but I think the HQ and comments section would leave her in a catatonic state.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scmper, nee MrCaniac at June 19, 2018 12:14 AM (fdTrp)

519 That would be AOP

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 19, 2018 12:14 AM (mMeIQ)

520 Gotten awfully quiet.

Posted by: buzzion at June 19, 2018 12:16 AM (cAnNx)

521 Waves at farmer and app! Love you guys!
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 19, 2018 12:12

Be well.

T

Posted by: Farmer at June 19, 2018 12:16 AM (yJ1e6)

522 OK, I'm old and tard. Be well you Morons.

Posted by: Farmer at June 19, 2018 12:16 AM (yJ1e6)

523 Captain Tim, reporting for dooty, Sir!
Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 19, 2018 12:11 AM (I16G


During the aviation lessons do they have a class on how to speak really calm when everything is going to shit?

Posted by: X-ray at June 19, 2018 12:17 AM (TvzdZ)

524 Someone screwing with the time?

Posted by: buzzion at June 19, 2018 12:17 AM (cAnNx)

525 I wish you all a good night, and I'll say a special prayer for AOP's friend's widow, because I know how that is.

Tomorrow she will awaken for the first time without him.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 19, 2018 12:14 AM (iTpm7)

Thanks for that, Miley. I scarcely know the lady, but it will be hard on her, for sure. Fortunately she has grown children close by.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2018 12:17 AM (WFV7d)

526
Lucked my way into some significant cash, so spent it on lessons to become a Private Commercial Jet Pilot.

Captain Tim, reporting for dooty, Sir!
Posted by: Calm Mentor


You learned how to land the plane I assume?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2018 12:17 AM (IqV8l)

527 Yup, someone has jumped the site clock back an hour.

Posted by: buzzion at June 19, 2018 12:18 AM (cAnNx)

528 570 So, now I have a wife that his heartbroken that her family has basically given her a huge middle finger because she was helping them.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scmper, nee MrCaniac at June 19, 2018 12:26 AM

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With the exception of well-wishes from my brother and dad, the news of my impending nuptials went over about as well as a wet fart with mom, sis, and eldest daughter. For reason that are not said, they do not like my husband, and in my mom's case, it's a 30 year hate-on.

I've forgiven them, and only God can turn their heart from stone to flesh.

In the meantime, my youngest daughter gave me away Saturday, with the g-babies dumping day lilies all over the place.

Families can cut deep, but also bring indescribable joy.

Prayers up to your wife and you.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 19, 2018 12:18 AM (9KR27)

529 513 I wish you all a good night, and I'll say a special prayer for AOP's friend's widow, because I know how that is.

Tomorrow she will awaken for the first time without him.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 19, 2018 12:14 AM (iTpm7)

Thanks for that, Miley. I scarcely know the lady, but it will be hard on her, for sure. Fortunately she has grown children close by.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2018 12:17 AM (WFV7d)

The Horde helped me through the worst days in my life.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at June 19, 2018 12:18 AM (nBr1j)

530 110 Watching the end off "Big" on the Pop channel.

Cable commercial trashing satellite, bunch of monsters talking to each other about service charges (all $99 dollars).
Mummy asks, "What if a bird builds a nest?"
Wolfwoman, "99 dollars"
Mummy: "What about a sandstorm?"
Wolfwoman: "98 dollars"
Mummy: "Really?"
Wolfwoman: "No. 99 dollars"
Mummy: "I'm gullible. They told me 'get in the box, we will let you out in a minute'. Nope."

I LOLed.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt

Hun, you missed the punch line at the very end of the spot, when he continues "Nope..... 5,000 years!"

That whole series is a hoot, but look them up to catch all the lines. Search: Spectrum Monster ads

Posted by: Just wondering at June 19, 2018 12:18 AM (WBYpW)

531 Yep. Lucked my way into some significant cash, so spent it on lessons to become a Private Commercial Jet Pilot.

Captain Tim, reporting for dooty, Sir!
Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 19, 2018 12:11 AM (I16G
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Wow that is great! Glad to hear that you are doing well.
Someone should get a Georgia momee on the calendar, I've noticed there are a few more local NICs lately.

(but I doubt we can compete with the Texans)

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at June 19, 2018 12:19 AM (u56bl)

532 Well, I am about ready to hit the sack. Was up at 0500 this morning, so I have had an over-long day. Be well, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2018 12:19 AM (WFV7d)

533 That would be AOP
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 19, 2018 12:14 AM (mMeIQ)

Evening to you, too, Westie! I had my two-week follow-up visit after my cataract surgery this morning. Everything checks out OK, and now I am past the restrictions on my activity.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2018 12:20 AM (WFV7d)

534 Night Miley.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 19, 2018 12:20 AM (Jo6t3)

535 Well, It's time I head off to bed. Was up at 0500, so it has been a long day for me. be well, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2018 12:20 AM (WFV7d)

536 Went upstairs to fix a late supper, and it's a beautiful evening out there. Sky was covered from horizon to horizon with a mix of pink and gray clouds. Now the pink ones are only in the West, because the Sun has set a little lower. Those light effects can be fleeting.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2018 12:09 AM (WFV7d)




Tailor made conditions for Uncle Palp, and his Deardorff view camera. *sniff of envy, here*


/break

@ Calm Mentor... you've got your ATP rating?

Dude... serious, SERIOUS Aviation Respect to you, there!

Folks, that's more hours and more $ *for* those hours, than you might ever imagine.

Not only that, but ACCOMPLISHMENT within those hours.

I'm lucky to push a puttering prop properly placed per proper procedure.

Might I ask, what equipment is on your ticket for Type Rating?

I can't fly it, but I can imagine it (barely) if I try.

/another break.


Flight Safety International could make a KILLING on putting older/obsolete full axis cockpit simulators into the "Civilian" market.... put 'em in a vacant Sears location, staff 'em with otherwise washed out or bored I.P.s, and let ordinary people "try to land" that 737-200 or DC-10, Lear 35, etc.

I bet it'd be a runaway hit, even at $50 per 1/2 hour "entertainment" rates.




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 19, 2018 12:21 AM (QzJWU)

537 Went upstairs to fix a late supper, and it's a beautiful evening out there. Sky was covered from horizon to horizon with a mix of pink and gray clouds. Now the pink ones are only in the West, because the Sun has set a little lower. Those light effects can be fleeting.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Tonight was the first time in my life, that I know of, when I could see, or did see, Venus, Jupiter, Mars, and the moon, all visible at the same time. The Big Dipper overhead.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 19, 2018 12:21 AM (wA0yZ)

538 Idiocracy was a documentary.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 19, 2018 12:21 AM (rnAwa)

539 Well, that is weird. Tried twice to post a Good Night, and both times it has failed to post.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2018 12:22 AM (WFV7d)

540 Flash forward to Bill Clinton's desire for everyone to go to college and you get the explosion of college enrollment.

Add to that the demographic situation. Too many college professor s and administrator s for a declining population. Needed to lower standards to keep the vanguard employed.

Posted by: Jean at June 19, 2018 12:22 AM (D2yIw)

541 Tonight was the first time in my life, that I know of, when I could see, or did see, Venus, Jupiter, Mars, and the moon, all visible at the same time. The Big Dipper overhead.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 19, 2018 12:21 AM (wA0yZ)

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Were they right above the monolith?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 19, 2018 12:23 AM (lSrgA)

542 Something is broken, somewhere.

ONT does not have these extended (15 min +) blackouts.

My last was 583. If the ONT perishes, Teh Horde will mark my last, there.

Or if this one publishes, then shame on y'all for falling off to sleep so damn soon in the night.

Slackers.




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 19, 2018 12:24 AM (QzJWU)

543 Tonight was the first time in my life, that I know of, when I could see, or did see, Venus, Jupiter, Mars, and the moon, all visible at the same time. The Big Dipper overhead.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 19, 2018 12:21 AM (wA0yZ)

Venus is in "evening star" mode, right? Though I saw about a week ago in the western sky, very bright. Moon is high in the west right now.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2018 12:25 AM (WFV7d)

544 Welp, time to go get the po'k chops of the grill.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2018 12:25 AM (WFV7d)

545 @ AOP.


You've a blessing in the sadness, sir.

Your Big Shed will be a monument always, to your late friend.

The skills are with you. Make a small plaque or other momento, in his name.

Later, when the time is right, show his widow that your Big Shed bears his memory, evermore.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 19, 2018 12:25 AM (QzJWU)

546 444
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scmper, nee MrCaniac at June 18, 2018 11:40 PM (fdTrp)



They let you come out to play? That was nice of them

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 18, 2018 11:47 PM (3Pma+)


It was.

The last few nights have been the first time in almost 9 months that I've been able to play on the ONT. It has been the year from Hell. My In laws have been an even larger time sink than ever before.

Brother in law has been in and out of work, without transportation, in and out of different living arrangements, and in and out of jail. Next month, he goes on trial for felony drug possession. We now have his dog because he can't take care of it, and we have obstacles all over the house so that the cats have a safe place since he chases them whenever he sees one.


Father in law has been in and out of the hospital and rehab since around Christmas. In February he was given 6 months to live with end stage COPD. The wife has been driving her mother over to see him at rehab every day after work and on the weekends since the MIL can't drive. He is at home now, has only been back to the hospital once since getting out of rehab for the 2nd time this year.

Mother in law is an alcoholic control freak. She thinks that she has cancer, the doctors have told her she doesn't. She is on seizure medication that she should not be mixing with alcohol, but she does. She will not let in-home care into the house for the FIL, and Adult Protective Services keeps visiting the home, but won't do anything but "open files". She thinks my wife put them up to it, so she has cut off all communication between my wife and her dying father. She even threatened to have her arrested if she comes over. She won't let him talk on the phone, and they don't even answer the phone at all. The only reason that he went to the hospital in the first place in December is because my wife kept trying to call them, and their phones were disconnected because they hadn't paid their bills.

So, since last fall, my wife has pretty much been going non-stop trying to help her family while I've been trying to hold down the fort. During that time, she left for work at 6:30am, worked til 4pm, went and picked her mom up to visit her dad, then came home around 10pm and fell asleep. That was our life, with the breaks to go take her brother to work, pick him up from work, move him to wherever he was moving to, and then taking him the VA for his medical needs. Oh, and the idiot always needed $20 whenever you saw him.

So, after having the police come by our house several times in the last week looking for him, we don't hear from him any more. It was really nice of him to tell the courts, police and bail bondsmen that he was living with us, since now we have them calling us and stopping by looking for him even though he never lived here and never will.

So, now I have a wife that his heartbroken that her family has basically given her a huge middle finger because she was helping them.

So, that has been my last year, and it feels so good to get to come out and play again.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scmper, nee MrCaniac at June 19, 2018 12:26 AM (fdTrp)

547 During the aviation lessons do they have a class on how to speak really calm when everything is going to shit?
Posted by: X-ray at June 19, 2018 12:17 AM (TvzdZ)

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Um, nope, because at that point you are all in it together. So, I wouldn't, because what would be the point?

Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 19, 2018 12:27 AM (I16G8)

548 let ordinary people "try to land" that 737-200 or DC-10, Lear 35, etc.

I bet it'd be a runaway hit, even at $50 per 1/2 hour "entertainment" rates.

Jim
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*crackle in headphones*

"Okay, now we're going to try a take-off in a Concorde with a blown tire..."

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That could be followed by

"All right, now we're gonna blow a door off of a DC-10"

Or maybe, "This time you're gonna have a DC-10 which drops an engine off the pylons."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 19, 2018 12:27 AM (lpszU)

549 So, now I have a wife that his heartbroken that her family has basically given her a huge middle finger because she was helping them.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's


Can't imagine the situation but it sounds like a bad thing.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 19, 2018 12:28 AM (zfrbv)

550 The hell with arrestor cables, jato bottles !

Posted by: Jean at June 19, 2018 12:28 AM (D2yIw)

551 Prayers for you and your wife. Sharper than a serpent's tooth to have ungrateful family members ...

(edited for clarity)

Posted by: Adriane the Biblical Critic ... at June 19, 2018 01:04 AM (AoK0a)


I'm grateful I cut off all contact with family members (Mom and Dad are both deceased); I tolerated my family while my parents were alive, but once they were gone from my life, so was the rest of my family, and I'm the happier for it. So I have that going for me.

/Not all families are created equal and some families are not worth the bullshit they generate. I think of it as a real-life permanent 'ignore' button.

Posted by: RickZ at June 19, 2018 12:29 AM (8lsuS)

552 test

Posted by: RickZ at June 19, 2018 12:29 AM (8lsuS)

553 So, that has been my last year, and it feels so good to get to come out and play again.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scmper, nee MrCaniac at June 19, 2018 12:26 AM (fdTrp)

Sorry to here all that. Glad you have a moment to breathe.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 19, 2018 12:30 AM (Jo6t3)

554 Posting this at 1:42 AM. Time that the post says will likely say 12:32 AM.

Posted by: buzzion at June 19, 2018 12:32 AM (cAnNx)

555 testing, one two three, testing

Posted by: RickZ at June 19, 2018 12:32 AM (8lsuS)

556 That is awesome AOP!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 19, 2018 12:33 AM (mMeIQ)

557 Um, nope, because at that point you are all in it together. So, I wouldn't, because what would be the point?
Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 19, 2018 12:27 AM (I16G

A friend of mine used to fly commercial (small A/C), and used to joke about telling his passengers, "Don't worry. If my ass gets there, yours will, too."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2018 12:33 AM (WFV7d)

558 Idiocracy was a documentary.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 19, 2018 12:21 AM (rnAwa)


I looked up Wiki article. Looks like a movie I want to watch. Fyi, they added commentary at end about Trump and the movie.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 19, 2018 12:34 AM (V6Xrh)

559 Someone should get a Georgia momee on the calendar, I've noticed there are a few more local NICs lately.

(but I doubt we can compete with the Texans)
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I just realized I was really overthinking this-

Jim- have you all designated a preferred local airport for the Texas thing?

Sounds like we will arrive via jet from Georgia, the plans are still in flux.

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at June 19, 2018 12:36 AM (u56bl)

560 That is awesome AOP!
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 19, 2018 12:33 AM (mMeIQ)

It is. No eyeglasses, no contact lenses; I can just plain see. I can even read a newspaper. Will still need reading glasses for real close stuff, but low-power ones.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2018 12:36 AM (WFV7d)

561 Am I the only one who would not mind banging the cow whisper chick?

Posted by: The Man from Athens at June 19, 2018 12:36 AM (QMwOT)

562 is this thing on?

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 19, 2018 12:37 AM (QIXE+)

563 *crackle in headphones*

"Okay, now we're going to try a take-off in a Concorde with a blown tire..."

------------------

That could be followed by

"All right, now we're gonna blow a door off of a DC-10"

Or maybe, "This time you're gonna have a DC-10 which drops an engine off the pylons."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 19, 2018 12:27 AM (lpszU)




Nah, confine the real OMFG stuff to the real pilots.

The blown tire on the Concorde wasn't really the problem. The pierced fuel tank, fire and resulting burn-through of all the control systems on that wing, was.

Likewise, the DC-10 dropping the engine wasn't by itself, fatal.... but doing so in the low "coffin corner" of barely takeoff speed, asymmetric thrust and drag and lack of altitude to work with...well, now we're plowing up parking lots at 145 knots IAS.

But I'll betcha this... the average Cessna VFR pilot would be THRILLED to hand over the dollars, just to SIMPLY try a bluebird clear day, no emergencies approach, in a large airliner "cockpit", just to see what it'd be like to TRY.

And so would many a 14 y/o airplane addled kid, with very large imaginations.

Hell, I'd go so far as to want to try an A-4 Skyhawk carrier approach.

In the simulator, that is.

You know, something I might actually LIVE THROUGH?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 19, 2018 12:37 AM (QzJWU)

564 So, now I have a wife that his heartbroken that her family has basically given her a huge middle finger because she was helping them.
So, that has been my last year, and it feels so good to get to come out and play again.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scmper, nee MrCaniac at June 19, 2018

Very sorry to hear that. Prayers up from here for you all.

My best prayers are going up now,
T

Posted by: Farmer at June 19, 2018 12:38 AM (yJ1e6)

565 458 Oh, man... if I were to take some time off this fall and go to a MoMee in a different part of the country, I'd have a really hard time choosing between the Texas and Ohio meet-ups taking place on the same day.


Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 18, 2018 11:50 PM (wSC8T)



Even though I go to the Ohio one, I would honestly say the Texas one. Seems like it's more of an all day thing with lots of different stuff going on. We're kind of simple at the Ohio one in meeting at a public bar/restaurant and having a good time for a few hours.

Posted by: buzzion at June 19, 2018 12:38 AM (cAnNx)

566 Am I the only one who would not mind banging the cow whisper chick?
Posted by: The Man from Athens at June 19, 2018 12:36 AM (QMwOT)

She'd be udderly delightful.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2018 12:39 AM (WFV7d)

567 Pisses me off that some greedy looser is getting his money back after falling for that Nigerian Prince scam. Just wait, he'll pawn it off on some other scam in the hopes of getting a big payout. Must be a democrat.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at June 19, 2018 12:39 AM (QMwOT)

568 Oh my goodness AJPP!

Wow prayers up! Hope it gets straightened out!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 19, 2018 12:39 AM (mMeIQ)

569 take two... is this thing on?

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 19, 2018 12:40 AM (QIXE+)

570 455
well, that and the fact that the nigerian prince thing started out using snail mail.



Posted by: yankeefifth at June 18, 2018 11:46 PM (MTjB1)



That's a little factoid I did not know. Never heard of anyone
getting a snail mail scam. Phone, maybe, email definitely, but not
snail mail.

Posted by: RickZ at June 18, 2018 11:49 PM (8lsuS)


As somebody once said, they would stop doing these things if people stopped falling for them.

If you look at the countries where they do it, and the amount of money they can get in the scam, if that call center gets 2 an hour, it's profitable.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scmper, nee MrCaniac at June 19, 2018 12:40 AM (fdTrp)

571 Oh my, that kooky, mannish Oakland city council member Rebecca Kaplan is on Tucker's show again!

Posted by: logprof at June 19, 2018 12:41 AM (e7oj4)

572 And so would many a 14 y/o airplane addled kid, with very large imaginations.

Hell, I'd go so far as to want to try an A-4 Skyhawk carrier approach.

In the simulator, that is.

You know, something I might actually LIVE THROUGH?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 19, 2018 12:37 AM (QzJWU)

How about simulating being an A-10 Warthog pilot strafing Mecca?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2018 12:42 AM (WFV7d)

573

OK Hordelings, it's Bedtime for Bonzo.


Y'all try to behave.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 19, 2018 12:42 AM (HaL55)

574 Space Force!

https://youtu.be/t-gwVFfTCnM

"Make America Great Again", it was either that or "Get Your Mojo Back 'Merica"

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 19, 2018 12:42 AM (rnAwa)

575 ...I just realized I was really overthinking this-

Jim- have you all designated a preferred local airport for the Texas thing?

Sounds like we will arrive via jet from Georgia, the plans are still in flux.



Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at June 19, 2018 12:36 AM (u56bl)





No, but Corsicana, TX.

My email is in my nic. Write me here, and I'll get you the designators, nav radio numbers and all of the other published pilot stuff to get'cha there.

You'll also need to send me your equipment nomenclature, and essentials such as runway minimums, ATC and FBO requirements, etc.

If you need arresting cables on the threshold, you're flying stuff I'm not the guy to handle.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


Posted by: Jim at June 19, 2018 12:42 AM (QzJWU)

576
Your Big Shed will be a monument always, to your late friend.

The skills are with you. Make a small plaque or other momento, in his name.

Later, when the time is right, show his widow that your Big Shed bears his memory, evermore.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 19, 2018 12:25 AM (QzJWU)



THAT is a wonderful idea, for both his widow and AOP.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 19, 2018 12:42 AM (V6Xrh)

577 Y5!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 19, 2018 12:42 AM (mMeIQ)

578
Oh my, that kooky, mannish Oakland city council member Rebecca Kaplan is on Tucker's show again!
Posted by: logprof


I was fooling around on the computer when that was on earlier and was listening but not watching. When I turned my head around and looked at the TV I was confused by it's appearance.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2018 12:43 AM (IqV8l)

579 I just realized I was really overthinking this-

Jim- have you all designated a preferred local airport for the Texas thing?

Sounds like we will arrive via jet from Georgia, the plans are still in flux.

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at June 19, 2018 12:36 AM (u56bl)

--------

Aside from the fact that I am am a plane pilot and not an actual owner, your comment is spot on. Rent one for such a trip, and I am your guy.

A comp trip, or a charter trip? Big coin.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 19, 2018 12:44 AM (I16G8)

580 How about simulating being an A-10 Warthog pilot strafing Mecca?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2018 12:42 AM (WFV7d)



BBL / Bunk



Seriously though. It'd sell. The resulting firestorms of PC protests would be... delicious.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 19, 2018 12:44 AM (QzJWU)

581 Um, nope, because at that point you are all in it together. So, I wouldn't, because what would be the point?
Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 19, 2018 12:27 AM (I16G


Because the screams of fear from the cabin might put you off your game in saving the situation. I had a small chemical fire in my lab. I called our EHS people on how to take care of it (I'd put the fire out but wanted their opinion on cleanup). Had to leave a message and later they said it was odd how calm and matter of fact I was in the message.

Posted by: X-ray at June 19, 2018 12:44 AM (TvzdZ)

582 Remember the Antifa riots in Berkeley back in 2017?

At one of the rallies, several firefighters and police officers personally witnessed at close range a mob of Antifa rioters violently attack a guy who was just sitting on a wall; the attackers would have killed the dude if the cops hadn't interrupted the attack and arrested a few of them.

Well, just a few hours ago, after an outrageous trial filled with the most insane and illegal behavior by courtroom attendees AND by the judge, who allowed an endless series of mistrail-worthy courtroom incidents every single day, the jury just found all the Antifa attackers NOT GUILTY -- mainly because the victim was a Trump voter, thus a Bad Man, and thus deserving of getting beaten to within an inch of his life.

Read it and weep:

http://www.berkeleyside.com/2018/06/18/ jury-deliberates-over-alleged-berkeley-protest-attack-of-trump-supporter

The article is immensely long, but it describes perhaps the most mind-bogglingly unfair kangaroo court trial ever enacted on United States soil. Even the freakin' PROSECUTOR (whose job it supposedly was to convict the Antifa attackers) described the victim as "repulsive" and "dislikable" based entirely on the lies spread by BAMN and Antifa that the victim was a "Nazi" solely because he attended rally -- a self-defining circular argument which the prosecutor just blithely accepted and repeated, despite there being evidence for it (and despite it being an irrelevant detail, were it true, which it wasn't).

Meanwhile the judge allowed Antifa and BAMN to pack every seat in the courtroom every day, where they constantly booed, and hissed and held up banners and interrupted witnesses, etc. The entire trail was a circus -- and he never once stopped it or threatened a mistrial! Completely insane. Antifa members even stalked the jurors and yelled threats and lies at them during the trial! Mind-boggling.

Anyway, read the whole article for the details. Steam will come out of your ears.

This is "justice" in a liberal paradise.

Posted by: zombie at June 19, 2018 12:45 AM (c+2jX)

583 Hmmm...I'm trying to post a comment, yet it doesn't appear. I wonder what the problem is? Posting this comment as a test.

Posted by: zombie at June 19, 2018 12:47 AM (c+2jX)

584 "Afghanistan, what good is it?"

You know, we'd have been perfectly happy to leave Afghanistan alone if somebody based there hadn't blown up chunks of two American cities.

Posted by: MW at June 19, 2018 12:47 AM (wNx6K)

585 Test.

Posted by: zombie at June 19, 2018 12:47 AM (c+2jX)

586 380 Illegal immigrants are big business for the Catholic Church.
Posted by: Testy at June 18, 2018 11:29 PM (HJbDF)

Y'know what? So are hopeless drunks, homeless families, babies born with birth defects or without decent parents, people who can't afford food, people with cognitive defects, people who want to adopt kids, old folks without pensions, folks who need hospital treatment, and just plain folks. Yeah. Tons of money the Catholic Church makes by being the largest BY FAR charity on the planet.

Just tons.

Guess what? The Catholic Church doesn't give a rats ass where you are from, who you are, or what you've done or not done. If you are in need, they will give.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 19, 2018 12:47 AM (NXsWM)

587 Your Big Shed will be a monument always, to your late friend.

The skills are with you. Make a small plaque or other momento, in his name.

Later, when the time is right, show his widow that your Big Shed bears his memory, evermore.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 19, 2018 12:25 AM (QzJWU)



THAT is a wonderful idea, for both his widow and AOP.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 19, 2018 12:42 AM (V6Xrh)

That is a great idea. And all I need to do is get one of his small signs, put it on the corner of the shop facing the road, with "built by ______, date, RIP ____"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2018 12:48 AM (WFV7d)

588 ping?

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 19, 2018 12:50 AM (QIXE+)

589 473
I do believe the study that says we are getting dumber. Mostly bcz it
agrees with what I've been saying for 10 years. People would tell me no,
technology meant we were evolving. No, I'd say, technology is evolving,
we are devolving.



I think the study just confirms the obvious.



Although, I was surprised it showed lower IQ. That is worse. I didn't expect the baseline to change.



Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 18, 2018 11:41 PM (V6Xrh)

-----------------------



If I recall, all of the college entrance tests have been renormed
numerous times since the early 1970's, because in order to keep the
scores the same - in the same relative bell curve - the students' scores
have been increased.



Now the test makers are redoing the tests themselves, and making them easier. And All Left All The Time.



Posted by: Boots at June 18, 2018 11:53 PM (blfUS)


Back when the SAT started, it was one of the ways that colleges weeded out students that they felt wouldn't be able to hack it.

Flash forward to Bill Clinton's desire for everyone to go to college and you get the explosion of college enrollment. The SAT no longer was needed as a disqualifier, but it was in place and was used as a measurable. So, they needed to keep it, and the colleges wanted to make sure that it looked like they weren't lowering their standards from 30-50 years ago, so they adjusted to scoring so that a college that averaged 1050 for the incoming class in 1975 is still averaging 1050 for the class of 2020.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scmper, nee MrCaniac at June 19, 2018 12:51 AM (fdTrp)

590 tcn, I think the issue was a report that Catholic bishops are taking a political stand against Pres. Trump because he is trying to block illegal immigration.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2018 12:53 AM (WFV7d)

591 Oh my, that kooky, mannish Oakland city council member Rebecca Kaplan is on Tucker's show again!
Posted by: logprof at June 19, 2018 12:4

She freaked me the F#ck out. They elected this creature to the city council? WFeverlovningF?

Posted by: Farmer at June 19, 2018 12:56 AM (yJ1e6)

592 lrig woc (get it?)

Posted by: Orson at June 19, 2018 12:56 AM (z4MU6)

593 So, now I have a wife that his heartbroken that her family has basically given her a huge middle finger because she was helping them.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scmper, nee MrCaniac at June 19, 2018 12:26 AM

I feel so bad for your wife and I don't even know her. Sometimes you see families like that, and I wonder how one person came out so wonderful when the rest are Nuts. I hope her heart heals, and she can protect it from further hurt. You tell her we would like to adopt her, if she'll have us.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 19, 2018 12:57 AM (V6Xrh)

594 Posted by: Farmer at June 19, 2018 12:56 AM (yJ1e6)


I hope you are treating your dog, John McCain, well.


Muahahahahaha

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 19, 2018 12:58 AM (V6Xrh)

595 Years ago the Baltimore radio morning show had a parody of Uncle Albert for Albert Belle.

We're so sorry, Angry Albert
But they're booing you at home
And you make $80 Grand a game

They also had one about Armando Benitez that was a gem, off the song Fernando:
There was something in the air that night
Going deep to right...
Armando

For non-baseball fans from the 90s, this comment will mean nothing.

Posted by: Arch Stanton at June 19, 2018 12:59 AM (zHjIL)

596 547
Space Force!



https://youtu.be/t-gwVFfTCnM



"Make America Great Again", it was either that or "Get Your Mojo Back 'Merica"

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 19, 2018 12:42 AM (rnAwa)


I heard a rumor that he asked the Air Force to take the lead on space, but they said they could only do it with the F-35.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scmper, nee MrCaniac at June 19, 2018 12:59 AM (fdTrp)

597
Aside from the fact that I am am a plane pilot and not an actual owner, your comment is spot on. Rent one for such a trip, and I am your guy.

A comp trip, or a charter trip? Big coin.
-------------
Like I said, there are details to be worked out

Have you seen "Made in America"? It was filmed nearby. It was originally going to be called "Mena" and they of course changed the name and whitewashed the Clinton's involvement, for the most part.

I assume your flight time will be less eventful.

It's worth a watch, for the horde, but you have to get the bigger picture from the web.

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at June 19, 2018 01:01 AM (u56bl)

598 So, now I have a wife that his heartbroken that her family has basically given her a huge middle finger because she was helping them.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scmper, nee MrCaniac at June 19, 2018 12:26 AM



I hope MY extended family never meets HER extended family.

They would combine as an invasive species so as to render Florida Man, extinct.

'Scamper.. to you, and to your sweetie, my prayers and as much warmth as I can cram into this here USB port, too.

There is a REASON I live here in Texas, but all of my relatives all live in the Carolinas, CA and New England.

I have peace here, while they do not, there. Simple as that.




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 19, 2018 01:03 AM (QzJWU)

599 So, now I have a wife that his heartbroken that her family has basically given her a huge middle finger because she was helping them.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scmper, nee MrCaniac at June 19, 2018 12:26 AM


Prayers for you and your wife. Sharper than a serpent's tooth to have ungrateful family members ...

(edited for clarity)

Posted by: Adriane the Biblical Critic ... at June 19, 2018 01:04 AM (AoK0a)

600 At 1:14 eastern time, someone went and fucked with the site clock rolling it back a full hour, I'm guessing they might have been attempting to correct the 10 minute delay. So if you have been trying to post for the last hour your comments are there, just an hour and ten minutes earlier than you had actually posted.

I'll be posting this comment at 2:16 and you'll see it appearing at the time 1:06

Posted by: buzzion at June 19, 2018 01:06 AM (cAnNx)

601 buzzion, I was wondering about the time difference. Your comment makes sense.

Posted by: RickZ at June 19, 2018 01:12 AM (8lsuS)

602 Posting at 1:23 Central

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 19, 2018 01:13 AM (J+mig)

603 Well, it's only off by 10 minutes now.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 19, 2018 01:13 AM (J+mig)

604 603 Well, it's only off by 10 minutes now.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 19, 2018 01:13 AM (J+mig)



It's based on Eastern time. Still an hour and 10 minutes. Not my fault you're in the wrong timezone.

Posted by: buzzion at June 19, 2018 01:14 AM (cAnNx)

605 ??

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 19, 2018 01:26 AM (QIXE+)

606 ??
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 19, 2018 01:26 AM (QIXE+)

!!

Posted by: Surfperch at June 19, 2018 01:27 AM (Lr3FA)

607 In my experience it's better to put the whiskey in the Beaver, not put the Beaver in the whiskey.

Why does pixy capitalize Beaver? Nevermind

Posted by: Alligator Lizard, Somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 19, 2018 01:28 AM (Bh6pi)

608 2339 here on the left coast

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 19, 2018 01:29 AM (QIXE+)

609 Dead buzzion time traveling

Posted by: Alligator Lizard, Somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 19, 2018 01:29 AM (Bh6pi)

610 yeah, something's borked.

the HQ is supposed to be on ECT: 3 hours diff from here.

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 19, 2018 01:30 AM (QIXE+)

611 i thought i had Pixy's e-mail addy, but no joy

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 19, 2018 01:31 AM (QIXE+)

612 yeah, something's borked.

the HQ is supposed to be on ECT: 3 hours diff from here.
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 19, 2018 01:30 AM (QIXE+)

Whatever's borked, it's been that way for a long time, I recall commenting about this back in January.

Posted by: Surfperch at June 19, 2018 01:32 AM (Lr3FA)

613 i thought i had Pixy's e-mail addy, but no joy
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 19, 2018 01:31 AM (QIXE+)

Pixy's e-mail address is:
pixy "a-in-the-circle-thingy" mu dot nu

Keep in mind that Pixy may have frozen to death in the bitter Australian winter, so don't expect an immediate reply.

Posted by: Surfperch at June 19, 2018 01:37 AM (Lr3FA)

614 I'm watching Blazing Saddles right now on BBC.

Kind of fun to guess exactly which words are censored, instead of cutting it, they bleep the sound. So lip reading is possible. I've had to rewind the DVR a couple of times, but have figured out all of them.

There are quite a few words that are no longer acceptable from a 1974 Mel Brooks movie.

Still in my all time top 10.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 19, 2018 01:39 AM (UsCnO)

615 Ah, Blazing Saddles. When comedy could still be funny. I got the DVD before all copies were made PC.

Posted by: JTB at June 19, 2018 01:54 AM (V+03K)

616
Is this extreme?

I bought over the internet a $200 de-humidifier. I've had a hell of a time staying asleep these past couple weeks with the summer humidity hanging around in the night air. So I've convinced myself I can't sleep with indoor humidity north of 50%. So far I've had it running 30 minutes and it's dropped the humidity 4 degrees. (Loud fan, thought!)

Posted by: Serious Cat at June 19, 2018 01:57 AM (aNP7B)

617 who the hello would censor an old movie?

you'd think Mel would sue over them ruining his product

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 19, 2018 02:08 AM (QIXE+)

618 Sorry about that. I fixed the clock and the comments hiccupped and banned a couple of people. Including me.

I've unbanned them. And me.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at June 19, 2018 02:25 AM (2yngH)

619 Really fixed the clock this time.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at June 19, 2018 02:37 AM (2yngH)

620 That was a really shitty cover of Baba O'Riley. I much prefer the original synth version.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 19, 2018 02:38 AM (/qEW2)

621 Clock is still an hour off.

Posted by: buzzion at June 19, 2018 02:48 AM (cAnNx)

622 It should be based on Eastern Time. And it's 3:49 right now.

Posted by: buzzion at June 19, 2018 02:49 AM (cAnNx)

623 Sorry about that. I fixed the clock and the comments hiccupped and banned a couple of people. Including me.

I've unbanned them. And me.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at June 19, 2018 02:25 AM (2yngH)


lol
A rare Pixy sighting and a banning by herself of herself.

That was a wild ride. First ONT comments were closed...which was a first. Then the bannings.

I've heard of Ace banning himself, but I wonder if the Pixy banning is a first.

Probably Trump's fault, dontcha know.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 19, 2018 02:52 AM (V6Xrh)

624 I fixed the server clock, the blog clock is an offset from that.

Looks like it's set to EST rather than EDT.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at June 19, 2018 02:54 AM (2yngH)

625 behold the AWESOME power of Minx 0.7 alpha

due to be upgraded in #twoweeks!

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 19, 2018 02:54 AM (QIXE+)

626 This has been a test of the Time Reset System.

If this has been a real Time Reset, you should have gotten the correct time. For the correct time, please set your browser for the Atomic Clock in Boulder, Colorado.

This has been a test of the Time Reset System.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 19, 2018 02:55 AM (e1mEI)

627 It's based on Eastern time. Still an hour and 10 minutes. Not my fault you're in the wrong timezone.
Posted by: buzzion at June 19, 2018 01:14 AM (cAnNx)


Well, diversity is our strength, so we are diversifying to a new time zone. Pixy is down with the new ways.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 19, 2018 02:57 AM (V6Xrh)

628 And games over, time to get up

Posted by: Skip at June 19, 2018 02:59 AM (pHfeF)

629 Time Is (It's a Beautiful Day)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_20U1xqKnk

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 19, 2018 03:01 AM (QIXE+)

630 Why are we in central time? Or do I get to sleep another hour?

Posted by: Skip at June 19, 2018 03:01 AM (pHfeF)

631 Tick. Tick. Tick. Tick.
At the sound of the tone, it will be 2:57 Eastern Daylight Time.
BEEEEEEEP.
Tick. Tick. Tick. Tick.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 19, 2018 03:02 AM (e1mEI)

632 I feel so very humbled to have arrived in time to see this momentous moment.

A rare Pixy sighting and a banning by herself of herself.

Posted by: mindful webworker - vicariously at June 19, 2018 03:03 AM (jMD9L)

633 So for the 2 weeks of real EST we seem to get the AoSHq time machine will be accurate

Posted by: Skip at June 19, 2018 03:04 AM (pHfeF)

634 Do you know what happens when you forget to bring in the bananas, and it is a 100 degree day?

They do not ripen. They were still yellow.

What they do is liquefy.

I wish I had cut them open to see the contents...like a science experiment. They were not mush...but pure liquid.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 19, 2018 03:08 AM (V6Xrh)

635 I feel so very humbled to have arrived in time to see this momentous moment.

A rare Pixy sighting and a banning by herself of herself.

Posted by: mindful webworker - vicariously at June 19, 2018 03:03 AM (jMD9L)


Seriously, it feels like an honor. We were sprinkled with Pixy fairy dust. We witnessed a unique event.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 19, 2018 03:10 AM (V6Xrh)

636 Bananas are carbohydrate filth. No one should be eating them. Not even these guys.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DP9AgqvcTe4

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 19, 2018 03:12 AM (/qEW2)

637 so any 'new' copy of blazing saddles is edited?

Posted by: A dude in MI at June 19, 2018 03:13 AM (SxBH1)

638 So, you correct the time and it corrects it in all comments in the past and since you posted in the past comments you are autobanned?

That sounds like one of those 'who would a thunk' issues that creeps into any OS as it is modified.


Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 19, 2018 03:14 AM (e1mEI)

639 I saw Leftifornia is going to vote if they want to keep Daylight savings time, and as the saying goes "as goes California so does the rest or the country "
Well Leftifornia, don't fk this up, I'm counting on you to do the right thing for once.

Posted by: Skip at June 19, 2018 03:17 AM (pHfeF)

640 Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 19, 2018 03:12 AM (/qEW2)


I've told my banana story before. Not a big fan of them and didn't eat any for a few years. Then bought some when in a hurry. My body went into a feeding frenzy. I ate 3-4 full bunches of bananas over 2-3 days. I had to keep going back to the grocery store. It was so bizarre.

Did some research and they have a bunch of micronutrients and prebiotics that are important to gut health. All I know is I make sure to eat a few every month now. Wildest food experience ever.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 19, 2018 03:19 AM (V6Xrh)

641 which means keeping DST year round...

standard time is for pussies.

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 19, 2018 03:21 AM (QIXE+)

642 Well the one given is in a few weeks the AoSHq time machine will be off again by 4 minutes so it hardy matters its a hour and 4 minutes

Posted by: Skip at June 19, 2018 03:22 AM (pHfeF)

643 prebiotics or probiotics?

never sure when people are being precise or auto-cucumber is Fing them over

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 19, 2018 03:22 AM (QIXE+)

No Means 0: Sex Robots Will Be Programmed to Refuse Sex If They're Not in the Mood Or Detect They Are Being Touched "Aggressively"

More human than human.



So:

We still do not have any kind of feasible flying car even on the horizon, and yet our sex robots will routinely turn us down for sex.

It turns out the term "dystopian future" is and always has been a redundancy.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 08:40 PM




Comments

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1 sex robots who say no make the statue of liberty cry.

and, what, you do LOVE the statue of liberty don't you?

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 18, 2018 08:29 PM (FOPyv)

2 But can they make sammiches?

Posted by: andycanuck at June 18, 2018 08:30 PM (Evws/)

3 Statue of Liberty Sexbot!

Get the patent while you can.

Posted by: trev006 at June 18, 2018 08:30 PM (RxjGr)

4 Don't worry. The free market will sort this out, robots that say no vs robots that always say yes.

Posted by: jim at June 18, 2018 08:30 PM (gjGvH)

5 InCel Inside!

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at June 18, 2018 08:31 PM (RKQ/v)

6 Oh, they're gonna sell a ton o' those.

Posted by: West at June 18, 2018 08:31 PM (fZlu3)

7 Will it be rape if we force it?

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 18, 2018 08:31 PM (xPl2J)

8 Now that right there is as real as it gets.

Posted by: Eromero at June 18, 2018 08:31 PM (zLDYs)

9 There might be a market to the incels.

Posted by: jim at June 18, 2018 08:31 PM (gjGvH)

10

I'm glad my toaster oven likes me.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 18, 2018 08:31 PM (HaL55)

11 I can get turned down for steamy encounters now. What do I need the robot for?

Posted by: Son of Sam the butcher at June 18, 2018 08:32 PM (VJBq9)

12 Damn, RSTSM, you beat me to it.

Posted by: jim at June 18, 2018 08:32 PM (gjGvH)

13 I am not programmed to respond in that area.

Posted by: Hasie Kuntbot at June 18, 2018 08:32 PM (Evws/)

14 The 'No' switch goes on as soon as you make the last payment?

Posted by: Don Q at June 18, 2018 08:32 PM (NgKpN)

15 Will they be programmed to be loose if you give them alcohol?

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 18, 2018 08:32 PM (xPl2J)

16 7
Will it be rape if we force it?


Posted by: Mark1971 at June 18, 2018 08:31 PM (xPl2J)
Dems: Kill your unborn babies all you like, but if your robot says no, it's rape-rape

Posted by: jim at June 18, 2018 08:33 PM (gjGvH)

17 Allie Watkins is easier than a robot!

Posted by: jim at June 18, 2018 08:33 PM (gjGvH)

18 Great, so it's just like the dog then.

Posted by: Chicago Vota at June 18, 2018 08:33 PM (yu4iu)

19 Do I get a refund?

Posted by: Bruce Banner at June 18, 2018 08:34 PM (3HNOQ)

20 "Pod...bay..door? I'm sorry, Dave. I don't do that."

Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 18, 2018 08:34 PM (H5rtT)

21 Cucked by a capacitor

Posted by: Chicago Vota at June 18, 2018 08:34 PM (yu4iu)

22

Hmm, you buy a sex robot and it won't do what you bought it for.

That is true marketing genius right there. That's like buying a car that only runs when it feels like it. Oh, wait...um...


I've had several cars like that. Nevermind.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 18, 2018 08:35 PM (HaL55)

23 Unrelated note (or maybe related): Son says to Siri, "Siri, stop spying on me". Siri responds, "No".

Posted by: jim at June 18, 2018 08:35 PM (gjGvH)

24 Now HAL you're being catty.

Posted by: Dave at June 18, 2018 08:35 PM (wBMGD)

25 So basically they've decided to destroy their own business model.

Genius.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 18, 2018 08:35 PM (PHotS)

26 AI sex robots will turn down steamy encounters "if they're not in the mood"

I predict this sex robot company will be the first one out of business. It will take about a week.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 18, 2018 08:36 PM (b5O8H)

27 Probably wouldn't work for the Paolo sexbot.

Posted by: jim at June 18, 2018 08:36 PM (gjGvH)

28 21 Cucked by a capacitor
Posted by: Chicago Vota at June 18, 2018 08:34 PM (yu4iu)


Shocking

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 18, 2018 08:36 PM (pMjGG)

29 Look, it's not like we haven't been preconditioned by our girlfriends/wives/Siri to hearing 'no'.

Posted by: Eromero at June 18, 2018 08:36 PM (zLDYs)

30 Great, so it's just like the dog then.
-----
ruh roh

Posted by: toby the beagle at June 18, 2018 08:36 PM (Evws/)

31 The couch is still available, right?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 18, 2018 08:36 PM (hyuyC)

32 It's programmed as a game, requiring a skill set to "win" as opposed to a simple sex aid.

Posted by: RS at June 18, 2018 08:36 PM (CNQqJ)

33 Mebbe men will be slightly less inhibited with a robot woman than a real one.

I'm looking forward to:

Dodging sex dolls on the Interstate when they are tossed off overpasses.

The You Tube "hydraulic Press" channel squishing...yup, you got it.

Gallagher's updated act.

Posted by: West at June 18, 2018 08:36 PM (fZlu3)

34 Well, Priss and Zhora would either murder you or rip your nose off, so I guess this is an improvement.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at June 18, 2018 08:36 PM (NL6wI)

35 The genius sex robot guy is opening a brothel where the whores shut the door in your face if they feel like it. He expects to make trillions!!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 18, 2018 08:36 PM (b5O8H)

36 32
It's programmed as a game, requiring a skill set to "win" as opposed to a simple sex aid.

Posted by: RS at June 18, 2018 08:36 PM (CNQqJ)

Programmed by SJWs and Feminists.

Posted by: jim at June 18, 2018 08:37 PM (gjGvH)

37 This is grim news for my future happiness: fembots that can say 'no'.

The good news is, there WILL be a hack or workout for this feature within 24 hours of release

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 18, 2018 08:37 PM (xJa6I)

38 I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 sexbot. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 18, 2018 08:37 PM (fuK7c)

39 18 Great, so it's just like the dog then.
Posted by: Chicago Vota at June 18, 2018 08:33 PM (yu4iu)

Just letting you know, we don't judge here.

Posted by: West at June 18, 2018 08:38 PM (fZlu3)

40 That's just what the sexbots think.

Posted by: Robot Raper at June 18, 2018 08:38 PM (H5knJ)

41 The sex robot guy has also invented a very tasty cereal that won't you let you eat it.

We're going to be filthy rich!!!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 18, 2018 08:38 PM (b5O8H)

42 Eh.

Still better than what I got goin' on right now.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 18, 2018 08:38 PM (fZuhk)

43 29 Eromero

^^^^^^
THIS!

REmember the old joke visual of abox with an on/off switch for male sex drive. And female sex drive had verniers, rheostats, multiple meters, and lights?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 18, 2018 08:38 PM (hyuyC)

44 I'd hit it.

Posted by: Bender Bending Rodríguez at June 18, 2018 08:38 PM (sXefu)

45 Wrong Adaptor

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 08:38 PM (MkVJm)

46 45
Wrong Adaptor

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 08:38 PM (MkVJm)

US, or European?

Posted by: jim at June 18, 2018 08:39 PM (gjGvH)

47 The Statue of Liberty cannot weep, its a statue.

Kate Steinley's parents in the other hand...

Posted by: Kreplach at June 18, 2018 08:39 PM (UfMVm)

48 How hard can you hit a reluctant sexbot with a blackjack without damaging its components?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Robot Raper at June 18, 2018 08:39 PM (H5knJ)

49 'I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Dave.'

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 08:39 PM (MkVJm)

50 Use the 220V version. She's high voltage.

Posted by: jim at June 18, 2018 08:40 PM (gjGvH)

51 Does Lando know about this shit?

Posted by: Kreplach at June 18, 2018 08:40 PM (UfMVm)

52 Harcourt Fenton Mudd!

Posted by: Android in an alcove at June 18, 2018 08:40 PM (ys+7o)

53 It was "Let Me Call You Sweetheart".

Posted by: backbeatbaby at June 18, 2018 08:40 PM (w7KSn)

54 And "Daisy".

Posted by: backbeatbaby at June 18, 2018 08:41 PM (w7KSn)

55 Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Left...

Damnit!

Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right...

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 08:41 PM (MkVJm)

56 US, or European?


European sexbot has artificial pit hair.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 18, 2018 08:41 PM (fuK7c)

57 Gurney Halleck: Shield Practice.
Paul: Shield Practice? Gurney, we had practice this morning. I'm not in the mood.
Gurney Halleck: Not in the mood? Mood's a thing for cattle and loveplay, not fighting!
Paul: I'm sorry Gurney.
Gurney Halleck: Not sorry enough.

Posted by: Trigger Warning at June 18, 2018 08:41 PM (YRXy3)

58 Damn. Android beat me to it.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 18, 2018 08:41 PM (0tfLf)

59

It won't have a G-Spot either, I bet.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 18, 2018 08:42 PM (HaL55)

60 Are the sex robots connected to WIFI, so they can immediately report the man to the police, in real time?
And will the police create a file for every person's proclivities, as reported by said robots?

This century isn't turning out as I had hoped.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 18, 2018 08:42 PM (UsCnO)

61 You're so ugly a robot who's only purpose is to fuck wouldn't screw you.

Posted by: buzzon at June 18, 2018 08:42 PM (lKs2v)

62 Unhappy sexbot complies, but rakes with teeth.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 18, 2018 08:42 PM (fuK7c)

63 Yikes, tune in to Tucker and see the dumbest bulldyke on a city council ever.

Posted by: Farmer at June 18, 2018 08:43 PM (yJ1e6)

64 58 52 Diogenes

He has fast hands. I was getting ready to type that too.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 18, 2018 08:43 PM (hyuyC)

65 Where's a T-800 model to blow this fucking "inventor's" head off when you need one?

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 18, 2018 08:43 PM (+dsLj)

66 'Blah, blah, blah, Daisy. Blah, blah, blah.'

Posted by: Eromero at June 18, 2018 08:43 PM (zLDYs)

67 The most realistic ones will turn you down if your income isn't high enough.

"I'm sorry, Jim, I don't like you in that way."

Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2018 08:43 PM (vDqXW)

68 Sexbot : Earl Grey. Hot. And do that thing with your exhaust port that I like.

Posted by: Picard at June 18, 2018 08:43 PM (MkVJm)

69

You're so ugly a robot who's only purpose is to fuck wouldn't screw you.
Posted by: buzzon at June 18, 2018 08:42 PM (lKs2v)



*rimshot*

All week. Veal. Waitress.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 18, 2018 08:44 PM (HaL55)

70 You're so ugly a robot who's only purpose is to fuck wouldn't screw you.


Tell me about it.

Posted by: Incel at June 18, 2018 08:44 PM (fuK7c)

71 Coming soon the "sex" bot who friend-zones you.

Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2018 08:44 PM (vDqXW)

72 There's gotta be an android "just the tip" joke somewhere in this.

Posted by: buzzon at June 18, 2018 08:44 PM (lKs2v)

73 Just what in the hell is the point of a frigid, combative sexbot?

My human girlfriends don't do this to me.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2018 08:44 PM (UiRxW)

74 According to Wikipedia, the "jiffy "is the amount of time light takes to travel one fermi (about the size of a nucleon) in a vacuum. Planck time is the time light takes to travel one Planck length. Theoretically, this is the smallest time measurement that will ever be possible.

.5 jiffies is approximately how long it will take someone to figure out how to hack an uppity sexbot. Maybe another .25 jiffy to distribute it to other uppity sexbot owners.

Posted by: Scott M at June 18, 2018 08:44 PM (1TIkK)

75 60 Are the sex robots connected to WIFI, so they can immediately report the man to the police, in real time?

You only wish it was the police. More like one of those Boston Robotics hunter killer headless dog robots.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 18, 2018 08:44 PM (pMjGG)

76 Can you program it to slam a door?

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 08:44 PM (MkVJm)

77 Did buzzon lose an i?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 18, 2018 08:44 PM (hyuyC)

78 So why not just market the Naggotron 5000 with optional rolling pin attachment? It'd be just as appealing

Posted by: weew at June 18, 2018 08:45 PM (ys+7o)

79 No Means 0: Sex Robots Will Be Programmed to Refuse Sex If They're Not in the Mood...
Destroying the one thing that made them appealing tin the first place.

Leftists ruin EVERYTHING.

Posted by: canned hate at June 18, 2018 08:45 PM (ItyGR)

80 Whatever it is they'll be ways around it.

If this ever takes off it's game over for Bitch, Inc. And they know it.

I'm not talking about these crude sacks of plastic, but very realistic versions that can be tailored to a man's specific tastes. I think we're a long way from actual androids though. Won't see that in my lifetime.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 18, 2018 08:45 PM (4ErVI)

81 Now that right there is as real as it gets.

*****************

It's only realistic if the fembot is married to you, but was horny as hell right up to the part where you put the ring on it.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 18, 2018 08:45 PM (+dsLj)

82 Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2018 08:43 PM (vDqXW)

You're more like a brother to me.

Posted by: April at June 18, 2018 08:45 PM (e8PP1)

83 Kidding aside, the first tearful press conference where someone is forced to resign from public office in disgrace because of a sexbot is gonna be awesome.

Can not wait.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 18, 2018 08:45 PM (fZuhk)

84 I smell a market for "custom sex robot firmware patches" in 3, 2, 1...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 18, 2018 08:45 PM (hYcqw)

85 "You got me 5W30! It's like you never listen. You know I'm a 10W40 rated!"

Posted by: buzzon at June 18, 2018 08:45 PM (lKs2v)

86 Thing is, she will put out for all your drinking buddys, but not you.

Posted by: Eromero at June 18, 2018 08:46 PM (zLDYs)

87 Yudhishthira's Dice

Plural girlfriends, sailor man?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 18, 2018 08:46 PM (hyuyC)

88
Sex robots don't have moods. They're machines.

Listen, and understand! That Sex Robot is out there! It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop... ever, until you are dead!

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 18, 2018 08:46 PM (roQNm)

89 >>It's only realistic if the fembot is married to you, but was horny as hell right up to the part where you put were forced to do a mandatory firmware upgrade.

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 08:46 PM (MkVJm)

90 I'm not crying 'cause of the illegals. It's been more then a hundred years, and I've got to pee!!

Posted by: Lady Liberty at June 18, 2018 08:46 PM (vDqXW)

91 Vagina denta, that's all I'm gonna say.

Posted by: Bill C at June 18, 2018 08:46 PM (ra83g)

92 77 Did buzzon lose an i?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 18, 2018 08:44 PM (hyuyC)



Decay will get you everytime.

Posted by: buzzion at June 18, 2018 08:46 PM (lKs2v)

93 Sex Robots Will Be Programmed to Refuse Sex If They're Not in the Mood Or Detect They Are Being Touched "Aggressively"

New boss same as the old boss

Posted by: bobby at June 18, 2018 08:46 PM (RU0iX)

94 That is true marketing genius right there. That's like buying a car that only runs when it feels like it. Oh, wait...um...

**********************************

I had a car that had to think about going into reverse, right before it decided it really wants to go forward about 10 feet first.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 18, 2018 08:47 PM (+dsLj)

95 who would buy these?

crazy

Posted by: concrete girl at June 18, 2018 08:47 PM (yzU5t)

96 And they think this will be a selling point?

First thing that will happen is rogue electronics companies coming out with a "fix" for that.

I think this is joke.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 18, 2018 08:47 PM (bkV+o)

97 85 "You got me 5W30! It's like you never listen. You know I'm a 10W40 rated!"
Posted by: buzzon at June 18, 2018 08:45 PM (lKs2v)


Well come on, if you are going to be frigid you want the lighter weight oil.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 18, 2018 08:47 PM (pMjGG)

98 You'll be amazed at what Law of Robotics Isaac Asimov concealed from the public .. until now!

Posted by: Buzzfeed at June 18, 2018 08:47 PM (ea9gD)

99 Hogmartin, while you're here -- did you know they made a movie of John Bellairs' "The House with a Clock in Its Walls"? I did not!

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2119543/?ref_=cs_ov_tt

It's directed by...Eli Roth.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 18, 2018 08:47 PM (JxMDl)

100 WTAF?!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 18, 2018 08:47 PM (BAML8)

101
"Have. You. Taken. Out. The. Garbage?"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2018 08:47 PM (LsBY9)

102 Maybe the real thrill is in the chase?

Posted by: petunia at June 18, 2018 08:48 PM (VoCyE)

103 Next Headline:

"Battered Robot Syndrome Comes to America"

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 18, 2018 08:48 PM (Ckg4U)

104 who would buy these?

crazy

Posted by: concrete girl at June 18, 2018 08:47 PM (yzU5t)


They might have a market as hot selling gag gifts for the rich and famous.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 18, 2018 08:48 PM (b5O8H)

105 Then what's the point?

Posted by: josephistan at June 18, 2018 08:48 PM (ANIFC)

106 So I take it a blow job is out of the question?

Posted by: JackStraw at June 18, 2018 08:48 PM (/tuJf)

107 This is nothing new. Lots of mornings my Chevy Nova wouldn't start.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at June 18, 2018 08:48 PM (IeDO8)

108 Will they insist that their mother-bots come and stay with you for 2 week visits?

Posted by: canned hate at June 18, 2018 08:48 PM (ItyGR)

109 Star Trek already dealt with this:

https://tinyurl.com/y8c2ddu5

Posted by: Gref at June 18, 2018 08:48 PM (AMIL/)

110 67
The most realistic ones will turn you down if your income isn't high enough.



"I'm sorry, Jim, I don't like you in that way."

Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2018 08:43 PM (vDqXW)

Hey!

Posted by: jim at June 18, 2018 08:48 PM (gjGvH)

111 There is no war on men.

Posted by: a cougar scissoring a bobcat while eating some beaver at June 18, 2018 08:48 PM (Z3wXf)

112 So what if the sex robot in the picture isn't in the mood? It doesn't even look like a real woman.

My sex robot, however, is practically the real thing. Just the other day, not only was it not in the mood but it kicked me out of my house and sued me for alimony.

Posted by: FireHorse at June 18, 2018 08:48 PM (n8nDZ)

113 Decay will get you everytime.
Posted by: buzzion at June 18, 2018 08:46 PM (lKs2v)
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I don't see no k.

Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2018 08:48 PM (vDqXW)

114 Well come on, if you are going to be frigid you want the lighter weight oil.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 18, 2018 08:47 PM (pMjGG)

Duh. Logic never works.

Posted by: golfman at June 18, 2018 08:48 PM (zAmE9)

115 The competition puts out the "I'm so horny" sexaholic model and immediately the "I have a headache" model is off the shelf and reprogrammed as "you're so huge, I can't get enough" model, now with more suction.

Posted by: illiniwek at June 18, 2018 08:49 PM (bT8Z4)

116 No Means 0: Sex Robots Will Be Programmed to Refuse Sex If They're Not in the Mood Or Detect They Are Being Touched "Aggressively"




So David Hogg still has no chance of getting laid

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 18, 2018 08:49 PM (SiINZ)

117 96. Yeah. Gotta be. I acquired a photo drone what had a buncha GPS fencing and altitude limits. Took me less than 20 minutes to jailbreak the thing.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 18, 2018 08:49 PM (fA1SL)

118 Talk about a First World problem. "My sex robot said no."

If you do penetrate this thing against its will, does it have a mechanical vagina dentata to cut off your willy?

Don't stick your dick in robots.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 18, 2018 08:49 PM (2NqXo)

119 "You. Never. Make. Plans. For. Us."

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 08:49 PM (MkVJm)

120 Are you Frederick Wonkensteen? I am looking for Frederick Wonkensteen.

Posted by: t-800 terminator at June 18, 2018 08:49 PM (Evws/)

121 I would not be at all shocked if, when these robots come on to the market, this is *mandatory* for regulatory compliance. Check out some of the UK feminist groups - they are all atwitter (and have been for years) at the prospect of sex robots breaking the sex (and by extension, marriage) market.

I'll stake $1.00 right now that this will be mandatory for when "lifelike AI companion robots" come on to the market.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 18, 2018 08:50 PM (hYcqw)

122 Hogmartin, while you're here -- did you know they made a movie of John Bellairs' "The House with a Clock in Its Walls"? I did not!

It's directed by...Eli Roth.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 18, 2018 08:47 PM (JxMDl)


!

!!

I did not know that, thank you.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 18, 2018 08:50 PM (fZuhk)

123 Hot new Valerie, with You Just Don't Understand Me mode!

Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2018 08:50 PM (vDqXW)

124 Day of the Hitachi Wand Defibrillator can't come soon enough.

Posted by: a cougar scissoring a bobcat while eating some beaver at June 18, 2018 08:50 PM (Z3wXf)

125 Does it come with the iNag option?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 18, 2018 08:50 PM (BAML8)

126 So David Hogg still has no chance of getting laid

*********************

You know, I have to give him credit for one thing, I really thought Schumer had the most punchable face in human history, but here comes the Hogg to prove me wrong.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 18, 2018 08:50 PM (+dsLj)

127 Plural girlfriends, sailor man?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 18, 2018 08:46 PM (hyuyC)
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That's how you keep them from being frigid and combative

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2018 08:50 PM (UiRxW)

128 so, Ex Machina.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 18, 2018 08:50 PM (6FqZa)

129 Sexbots have more rights than children in England.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 18, 2018 08:50 PM (Jo6t3)

130 "Do. You. Look. At. Other. SexBots?"

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 08:51 PM (MkVJm)

131 The National Review AI sexbot will tell you no but your Democrat neighbor yes, but you can watch.

Posted by: Hands at June 18, 2018 08:51 PM (EzdLW)

132 This is bullshit. I would want one that that likes hair pulling and it's ass slapped. Liberals manage to fuck this up, too.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 18, 2018 08:51 PM (89T5c)

133 I guess this will be good for the guys who have rape fantasies.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 18, 2018 08:51 PM (2DOZq)

134 I wish Rodney Dangerfield was still alive. He could do a whole tour based on his sex robot not giving him respect.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 18, 2018 08:51 PM (6FqZa)

135 127. In my bachelor days, I found that dis is de wey.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 18, 2018 08:51 PM (fA1SL)

136 Trek already dealt with this:

https://tinyurl.com/y8c2ddu5
Posted by: Gref at June 18, 2018 08:48 PM (AMIL/)
+++++++++++++
As did The Outer Limits (the new one):
https://tinyurl.com/ydcah54m

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 18, 2018 08:51 PM (hYcqw)

137 "Admit it, when you close your eyes, you're thinking about that hussy the toaster aren't you!"

Posted by: buzzion at June 18, 2018 08:51 PM (lKs2v)

138 Maybe she should be like a video game.

I don't game, but I understand there's a hard mode, and easy mode, and leveling up.

But when you crash and burn you get to start over with the lessons learned. Real girls don't go for that.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 18, 2018 08:51 PM (fuK7c)

139 Sex robots don't have moods. They're machines.

Don't listen to the bad man, my dear.

Posted by: Toaster humper at June 18, 2018 08:51 PM (LAe3v)

140 All. You. Ever. Want. From. Me. Is. Sex.

Posted by: Cherry 3000 at June 18, 2018 08:52 PM (vDqXW)

141 "Does. This. Make. My. Ass. Look. Fat. ?"

Posted by: canned hate at June 18, 2018 08:52 PM (ItyGR)

142 Are you Frederick Wonkensteen? I am looking for Frederick Wonkensteen.

***********************

It's Froderick, Frederick went that way...

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 18, 2018 08:52 PM (+dsLj)

143 129
Yeah. I try not to think about what's going on there. Makes me all stabby.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 18, 2018 08:52 PM (fA1SL)

144 >>>They might have a market as hot selling gag gifts for the rich and famous

like the stuff they sell in the neiman-marcus Christmas catalog

Posted by: concrete girl at June 18, 2018 08:52 PM (yzU5t)

145 Hogmartin, while you're here -- did you know they made a movie of John Bellairs' "The House with a Clock in Its Walls"? I did not!

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2119543/?ref_=cs_ov_tt

It's directed by...Eli Roth.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 18, 2018 08:47 PM

I like Bellairs. Should I be afraid to click that link?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 18, 2018 08:52 PM (BAML8)

146 I'm married, so I can't make the "girlfriend to wife upgrade" joke here.

Posted by: jim at June 18, 2018 08:52 PM (gjGvH)

147 Guillotine in the snatch. Oopsie you've violated my contract.

Snip snip.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 18, 2018 08:53 PM (bkV+o)

148 But if American sex robots won't follow Asimov's Second Law, then American perverts will not buy them. They will just import the Thai models.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 18, 2018 08:53 PM (6FqZa)

149 Always click on the link. Always.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 18, 2018 08:53 PM (JxMDl)

150 I don't like the scattered principles and inconsistent rules version of Cruz.

He's also wrong on birthright citizenship.

But what do you expect from a Canadian.

Posted by: Kreplach at June 18, 2018 08:53 PM (UfMVm)

151

So if it says no, you go down stairs and whack it to episodes of 'How it's Made'?

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 18, 2018 08:53 PM (qul7b)

152 AI sex robots will turn down steamy encounters 'if they're not in the mood' claims inventor


So they're telling me I have a chance???

Posted by: Hands - still clueless after all these years at June 18, 2018 08:53 PM (EzdLW)

153 "Why. Am. I. Not. 50. Points. Ahead. You. Might. Ask."?

Posted by: canned hate at June 18, 2018 08:53 PM (ItyGR)

154

Posted by: Toaster humper at June 18, 2018 08:51 PM (LAe3v)


The proper term is "toaster plooking."

- Zombie Frank Zappa

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 18, 2018 08:54 PM (HaL55)

155 Sex robots don't have moods. They're machines.

****************

I don't know about that, my microwave oven sure acts like a drama queen.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 18, 2018 08:54 PM (+dsLj)

156 Meatspace Sex Robots. The more things change, the more they stay the same.

Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at June 18, 2018 08:54 PM (Tyii7)

157 Always click on the link. Always.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 18, 2018 08:53 PM (JxMDl)


The cast is intriguing. I don't know if I should be hopeful or not.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 18, 2018 08:54 PM (fZuhk)

158 150. That's 'Canadian son of a presidential assassin.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 18, 2018 08:54 PM (fA1SL)

159 So will the robot come with accessories, like potted plants i can finish on if she's not in the mood?

Posted by: Harvey at June 18, 2018 08:54 PM (iED02)

160 "You think. I.Don't. Know?"

" I. Talked. To the. Toaster. While, you were. At. Work."

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 08:54 PM (MkVJm)

161 67
The most realistic ones will turn you down if your income isn't high enough.



"I'm sorry, Jim, I don't like you in that way."

Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2018 08:43 PM (vDqXW)

VERY limited market for that model

Posted by: jim at June 18, 2018 08:54 PM (gjGvH)

162
I was gonna say its just a robot you could force it, but it probably has a little guillotine that closes the hole. I mean if you're gonna invent a sex robot that says no....

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 18, 2018 08:54 PM (r+sAi)

163 Undaunted, I bought a cheaper sex robot -- a Chinese model. Turns out that (get this) it's related to the high-end Japanese sexbot that kicked me out of my house.

Now the first sexbot is suing me for the second sexbot -- says it's immoral to separate families.

Posted by: FireHorse at June 18, 2018 08:54 PM (n8nDZ)

164 But what do you expect from a Canadian.
Posted by: Kreplach at June 18, 2018 08:53 PM (UfMVm)

*********************

Eh?

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 18, 2018 08:55 PM (+dsLj)

165 131 by Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp

*shudder*

The SJWs do NOT think things through.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 18, 2018 08:55 PM (6FqZa)

166 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 18, 2018 08:51 PM (hYcqw)
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NERDS!

Posted by: Ogre at June 18, 2018 08:55 PM (UiRxW)

167 I'm holding out for the version that walks around campus dragging a mattress.

Posted by: Haven Monahan at June 18, 2018 08:55 PM (ea9gD)

168
Did anyone else have an audio sync problem with that star trek video?

Or is my Windows 10 desktop fubar from the last update?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 18, 2018 08:55 PM (roQNm)

169 So, this guy is trying to sell these, right?
Eh, the Japanese will buy them.

Posted by: Oedipus at June 18, 2018 08:55 PM (CXLVd)

170 153
"Why. Am. I. Not. 50. Points. Ahead. You. Might. Ask."?


Posted by: canned hate at June 18, 2018 08:53 PM (ItyGR)
Oops, comment to wrong post before.
VERY limited market for that model

Posted by: jim at June 18, 2018 08:55 PM (gjGvH)

171 I'm married, so I can't make the "girlfriend to wife upgrade" joke here.


When I was married the girlfriends were always an upgrade. Otherwise why bother?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 18, 2018 08:55 PM (fuK7c)

172 Undaunted, I bought a cheaper sex robot -- a Chinese model

************************

Watch out for the Chinese models, I heard they can spontaneously combust and set your dick on fire.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 18, 2018 08:55 PM (+dsLj)

173 Hullo again.

ProPublica posted a recording of a "six-year old kid," along with 9 other "children,"willing and crying for her parents at a detention center. A "border agent" is heared saying that "we have an orchestra here," and "what's missing is a conductor."

Why a lot of quotation marks, I hear you cry. Because I call bullshit on this. There is no verification that this recording happened inside a detention center, and there's no video or photos to prove this happened.
Also, the agent talking about an orchestra spoke in spanish. I find that to be odd, as why would he want to say that with his co-workers?

I think it's a set-up. What do ya think?
https://tinyurl.com/y88oud6q

Posted by: Delaforce. One post a week at June 18, 2018 08:56 PM (iGRGT)

174 Next up, cuckbots! They'll want to watch you have sex with another hot!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at June 18, 2018 08:56 PM (rdl6o)

175 153

"Why. Am. I. Not. 50. Points. Ahead. You. Might. Ask."?




Posted by: canned hate at June 18, 2018 08:53 PM (ItyGR)

Does that model come with Depends?

Posted by: jim at June 18, 2018 08:56 PM (gjGvH)

176 I'm holding out for the version that walks around campus dragging a mattress.
Posted by: Haven Monahan at June 18, 2018 08:55 PM (ea9gD)
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After butt stuff, right?

Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2018 08:56 PM (vDqXW)

177 How will she decide if she is in the mood or not? Go the D&D route, and roll dice? Oh, you got a 1! So sorry, not in the mood! And you broke your weapon!

Posted by: Aeric at June 18, 2018 08:56 PM (ZbgGv)

178 But, she could still make me a sammich, right?

Posted by: Hands at June 18, 2018 08:57 PM (EzdLW)

179 "Why. Am. I. Not. 50. Points. Ahead. You. Might. Ask."?

VERY limited market for that model

***************************************

Where can I place an order???

Posted by: Huma Abedin at June 18, 2018 08:57 PM (+dsLj)

180 Bot! Stupid autocorrect.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at June 18, 2018 08:57 PM (rdl6o)

181 What a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 18, 2018 08:57 PM (EV0ql)

182 Not a problem for me, dude.

Posted by: couch fucker at June 18, 2018 08:57 PM (Evws/)

183 Always click on the link. Always.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 18, 2018 08:53 PM

I have my doubts. After what they did to L'Engle, I just can't even.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 18, 2018 08:57 PM (BAML8)

184 This is why Japan is running out of people.

Posted by: navybrat, pass the popcorn at June 18, 2018 08:58 PM (w7KSn)

185
Why did they start with this robot, I need one that will cook, clean, watch youtube to fix stuff, mow the lawn, get me a beer, organize my crap, and rotate and align my wheels. I'll take care of the sex.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 18, 2018 08:58 PM (r+sAi)

186 Question. When the sex robot finally goes the way of your old Pentium computer how do you get rid of it, and do you care if the neighbors see it in the garbage can?

It also occurs to me you'll need to pull the hard drive or whatever non-volatile memory it has and physically destroy that. Imagine the blackmail possibilities if somebody got a hold of that drive.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 18, 2018 08:58 PM (pMjGG)

187 Did anyone else have an audio sync problem with that star trek video?

Or is my Windows 10 desktop fubar from the last update?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 18, 2018 08:55 PM (roQNm)


>> it is out of sync for me on a Win7 machine. Apologies from this NERD for not searching for a better clip.

Posted by: Gref at June 18, 2018 08:58 PM (AMIL/)

188 So in the future I can look forward to robot women refusing to date me too. Great.

Posted by: josephistan at June 18, 2018 08:58 PM (ANIFC)

189 Get the one from Konami. It should come with the Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Start cheat code.

Posted by: buzzion at June 18, 2018 08:58 PM (lKs2v)

190 A best seller mod will be the sex robots that first turn down an encounter, but then get all hot once they're slapped around a bit.

you know it would sell.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2018 08:58 PM (V2Yro)

191 We still do not have any kind of feasible flying car even on the
horizon, and yet our sex robots will routinely turn us down for sex.
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Where the f*** is my jet pack?!?!

Posted by: ShainS at June 18, 2018 08:58 PM (BiLU+)

192 @173

Looks like someone is pulling a Palliwood.

I would expect nothing less from these fucks.

Posted by: Kreplach at June 18, 2018 08:58 PM (UfMVm)

193

For extra, you can get the model that blows out jizz and hydraulic fluid after butt stuff, just like a drunk co-ed.

If you're into that.

NTTAWWT.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 18, 2018 08:58 PM (qul7b)

194 you broke your weapon!
Posted by: Aeric

>Define this "weapon" ...

Posted by: Delaforce. One post a week at June 18, 2018 08:59 PM (iGRGT)

195 Next up, cuckbots! They'll want to watch you have sex with another hot!
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at June 18, 2018 08:56 PM (rdl6o)
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The cuckbot better be free with my purchase of the Paul Ryan's Wifebot.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2018 08:59 PM (UiRxW)

196 Why would you buy a robot that didn't have the five nines of reliability? Unless of course you enjoy rejection, which begs the question: why have a robot in the first place?

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at June 18, 2018 08:59 PM (rdl6o)

197 I'm in the mood for love. Every time you're near me.

Posted by: The Lost in Space Robot at June 18, 2018 09:00 PM (Tyii7)

198 Followup to my #186. If Lucy here is a real AI it means it (she?) is sentient, therefore destroying the hard drive or non-volatile memory is akin to murder. This is complicated.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 18, 2018 09:00 PM (pMjGG)

199 I agree with the poster above, black-market hacks would happen REAL fast.

Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2018 09:00 PM (vDqXW)

200 So, my son, whom I have loved as my own ever since I set eyes on his little 3 and a half year old self back in 2003, just graduated from High School.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 18, 2018 09:00 PM (dDMQ9)

201 Sex robots say no if they aren't in the mood.


Sex robots say NO if they aren't in the mood.


SEX ROBOTS SAY NO IF THEY AREN'T IN THE MOOD.

Posted by: Muad'dib at June 18, 2018 09:00 PM (WRL6O)

202 What about when they're menstruating?

Posted by: ShainS at June 18, 2018 09:00 PM (BiLU+)

203 The cast is intriguing. I don't know if I should be hopeful or not.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 18, 2018 08:54 PM (fZuhk)
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I choose to remain cautiously optimistic on this one. It looks uncharacteristically faithful to the story.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 18, 2018 09:00 PM (JxMDl)

204 Congress has already put limits on how a machine looks so that kiddie touchers somehow can't fantasize any more.

Don't they understand why hookers and girls on the make try to look as young as they can?

Don't they?

Sorry but males are programmed to go after the youngest looking available female as that will ensure they can live through child birth and that the child will be most likely mutation free. It's EVOLUTIONARY!

I always thought liberals were all for science and stuff.

(not that I'm in favor of pedophilia or even pseudo pedophilia but the guys do go for the youngest looking girl they can attract. but no Congress has nothing else to do but pass a law regulating the appearance of a machine. good grief!)

Posted by: jakee308 at June 18, 2018 09:00 PM (bkV+o)

205 Apologies from this NERD for not searching for a better clip.

Posted by: Gref at June 18, 2018 08:58 PM (AMIL/)

It is the thought that counts. Close enough is good enough for most things.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 18, 2018 09:00 PM (roQNm)

206 Report: Civil rights groups urge Roger Goodell, NFL to reverse national anthem policy

"Compelling players to stand for the national anthem erodes the values that the flag represents and tells the world that the NFL does not care about racial justice."



Live by the SJW die by the SJW. The NFL can't die fast enough. And how genius was it of the NFL to give $40 million a year to the jerkoff who is helping to kill the league

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 18, 2018 09:00 PM (SiINZ)

207 And if the robot consents but regrets it afterwards, it will call 911 and file rape charges.

Posted by: Socratease at June 18, 2018 09:01 PM (2GbWn)

208 200 So, my son, whom I have loved as my own ever since I set eyes on his little 3 and a half year old self back in 2003, just graduated from High School.
Posted by: Sharkman at June 18, 2018 09:00 PM (dDMQ9)

Congratulations to your son, Sharkman.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 18, 2018 09:01 PM (Jo6t3)

209 "You may still only be a head, 790, but you're the best head I ever had."

Posted by: Trigger Warning at June 18, 2018 09:01 PM (YRXy3)

210 I think it's a set-up. What do ya think?
https://tinyurl.com/y88oud6q
Posted by: Delaforce. One post a week at June 18, 2018 08:56 PM (iGRGT)


C'mon, you're so cynical. Would Reds stage something that they could use as agitprop?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 18, 2018 09:01 PM (YqDXo)

211 Always figured the first skin job would be a pleasure model.

Now if only we can establish an off world colony so us normals can get off of this stupid rock.

Posted by: Kreplach at June 18, 2018 09:01 PM (UfMVm)

212 Just feed the bot shots of WD40 until it's IN the mood.

Oooh baby, grind my gears!

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 18, 2018 09:01 PM (0ogQG)

213 Asking for a shipmate.

Can they conn a Burke-class?

Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 18, 2018 09:01 PM (H5rtT)

214 Well, at least we have a Space Force. It is the 21st Century, after all.

Posted by: rickl at June 18, 2018 09:01 PM (sdi6R)

215 Looks like someone is pulling a Palliwood.

I would expect nothing less from these fucks.
Posted by: Kreplach

>>I can't speak spanish, so I can't truly tell what they're saying, but I'd laugh my ass off if what they were saying was totally different.

Posted by: Delaforce. One post a week at June 18, 2018 09:02 PM (iGRGT)

216 So, my son, whom I have loved as my own ever since I set eyes on his little 3 and a half year old self back in 2003, just graduated from High School.

****************

So you're 29 like me?

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 18, 2018 09:02 PM (+dsLj)

217 I agree with the poster above, black-market hacks would happen REAL fast.

Along with blackmailing based on the data feed from the eye cams.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 18, 2018 09:02 PM (fuK7c)

218 Live by the SJW die by the SJW. The NFL can't die fast enough. And how genius was it of the NFL to give $40 million a year to the jerkoff who is helping to kill the league
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 18, 2018 09:00 PM (SiINZ)

It is a weaselly rule anyway designed to try to please everyone which, predictably, pleases no one.

Let them reap as they have sewn.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 18, 2018 09:02 PM (Jo6t3)

219 Trek already dealt with this:

https://tinyurl.com/y8c2ddu5
Posted by: Gref at June 18, 2018 08:48 PM



In more than one episode:

Andrea
https://youtu.be/wdSRZvMgzVg?t=43

Rayna
https://youtu.be/G_FYRpLwMc4

Posted by: Hands at June 18, 2018 09:02 PM (EzdLW)

220 I'm going to start a rival company where the bots are programmed to be so slutty that you have to constantly tell them to stop sucking your friends' dicks every time you leave the room.
Who's going to sell more?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 18, 2018 09:02 PM (h1jJh)

221 Question. When the sex robot finally goes the way of your old Pentium computer how do you get rid of it, and do you care if the neighbors see it in the garbage can?
----
No, prop it up in the passenger seat so you can use the HOV lane.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 18, 2018 09:02 PM (JxMDl)

222 I'm afraid you can't touch me like that, Dave.

Posted by: Zombie HAL 9000 at June 18, 2018 09:03 PM (Tyii7)

223 181 What a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 18, 2018 08:57 PM (EV0ql)

Indeed. I'm leaving instructions that I'm to be cremated and scattered in a remote location. No funeral and no notice. No gravestone.

I've tried to leave a minimal footprint. I don't want anyone to tie me to the Era of Extreme Stupidity.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 18, 2018 09:03 PM (4ErVI)

224 "Compelling players to stand for the national anthem erodes the values that the flag represents and tells the world that the NFL does not care about racial justice."

In American Republic 2.0, anyone who utters the words "racial justice," or indeed prepends any leftist adjective to "justice," will be immediately dragged outside and shot.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 18, 2018 09:03 PM (YqDXo)

225 What if (and I'm just what-iffing here) the current sex robots are already programmed to not be in the mood, retroactively?

Posted by: FireHorse at June 18, 2018 09:03 PM (n8nDZ)

226 198
Followup to my #186. If Lucy here is a real AI it means it (she?) is
sentient, therefore destroying the hard drive or non-volatile memory is
akin to murder. This is complicated.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 18, 2018 09:00 PM (pMjGG)

Naw, no murder charges are possible, until the sex robot complains that your semen tastes like asparagus.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 18, 2018 09:03 PM (UsCnO)

227 No Means 0: Sex Robots Will Be Programmed to Refuse Sex If They're Not in the Mood Or Detect They Are Being Touched "Aggressively"



Hymie the Robot hit hardest

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 18, 2018 09:04 PM (SiINZ)

228 And I don't think SexBots have actual Dytopian Tubes, Ace.


Just like a rubber tube.

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 09:04 PM (MkVJm)

229 Pretty sure there will be a way to unlock this bug so they won't turn down sex.

Some will want the feature so they can rape it. Bcz that is where society is now.

Now, if they make the robots strong enough, they'll be able to defend themselves better than human women.

This sex robot thing will not work out well for society. We think it will...I know the reasons. We never get it right. Technology was gonna free people from work. People have never felt so enslaved...available by phone anywhere, 24/7.

I predict sex robots will lead to more sexual violence and crime against women in the long run. Just like all our new technology started out wonderful, then dumbed us down, gave us social media mobs, and became big brother.

We are becoming what books and movies all warned us about. Sex robots will be no different.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 18, 2018 09:04 PM (V6Xrh)

230

Will cats still dig their used maxipads out of the trash?

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 18, 2018 09:04 PM (qul7b)

231 220 I'm going to start a rival company where the bots are programmed to be so slutty that you have to constantly tell them to stop sucking your friends' dicks every time you leave the room.
Who's going to sell more?
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 18, 2018 09:02 PM (h1jJh)

Well, you will have the Bill Kristol/Paul Ryan market sewn up for sure.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 18, 2018 09:04 PM (Jo6t3)

232 Regarding the sex robots:
is there a wet-spot option?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 18, 2018 09:04 PM (UsCnO)

233 C'mon, you're so cynical. Would Reds stage something that they could use as agitprop?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

>>For all I know, Stalin probably caused famines to force his people to work for more food.

The Reds are bastards: always and never changing.

Posted by: Delaforce. One post a week at June 18, 2018 09:04 PM (iGRGT)

234 This is covered, in a way, in the HBO series Westworld.

It's the best sci-fi series going right now.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 18, 2018 09:05 PM (0ogQG)

235
All robots will have to comply with California regulations.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2018 09:05 PM (LsBY9)

236 211. May I interest you in literature regarding the Palpatine Greater Eurasian Co-Prosperity Sphere Plan?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 18, 2018 09:05 PM (fA1SL)

237 Nyah??

Humans are so weirod.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2018 09:05 PM (93CuU)

238 What a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 18, 2018 08:57 PM (EV0ql)
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Well, it's either that or give men what they want for their money!

Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2018 09:05 PM (vDqXW)

239 Let them reap as they have sewn.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

You sew shit seeds, you reap the shit-whirlwind.

Posted by: Jim Lahey at June 18, 2018 09:05 PM (dGglL)

240 "Can they conn a Burke-class?"

As good, if not better then the current SWO's are able.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 18, 2018 09:05 PM (EyPfd)

241 Love is never having to say "charge me".

Posted by: Cy.Borg.Robot.Drifter at June 18, 2018 09:05 PM (UdKB7)

242 Regarding the sex robots:
is there a wet-spot option?


Butt stuff function!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at June 18, 2018 09:06 PM (rdl6o)

243 SEX ROBOTS SAY NO IF THEY AREN'T IN THE MOOD

>>> Male sexbots, too? That would be very patriarchal, no? Perhaps this crazy company plans to make some sexbots more (less?) equal than others?

I mean, if Joy Behar's sexbot stud refuses to service her, I'd hate to be the sexbot company customer service rep taking her complaint call.

Posted by: Gref at June 18, 2018 09:06 PM (AMIL/)

244 237 Nyah??

Humans are so weirod.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2018 09:05 PM (93CuU)

When the Japanese anime character tells you you are twisted, shit just got real.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 18, 2018 09:06 PM (Jo6t3)

245 And I don't think SexBots have actual Dytopian Tubes, Ace.


If they have Dystopian Tubes they'll pop out Dystopian Babies and demand child support.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 18, 2018 09:06 PM (fuK7c)

246 So, these robots will have, like, moods and standards, huh?

What, then, is to keep this object that you bought and paid for and, you know, actually own, from deciding it would rather be with some other dude?

And what happens then, from a legal standpoint?

I've always just kind of rolled my eyes a bit when some MGTOW YooToober that I like, such as Sandman, gets to talking about sexbots. First off, the pictures I've seen of the current prototypes out there don't look even remotely appealing to me. And I highly doubt that this technology will advance within my lifetime to the point where they're realistic enough to seem worthwhile.

And now, oh! It looks like once the AI is perfected they will actually think like real women! Which means that, yeah, they could very easily get the idea that they could do better. Even if this thing can't leave you and take half your shit, it could run away with some other man, or let burglars into your house while you're at work just out of spite.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 18, 2018 09:07 PM (wSC8T)

247 Next, the dry-hump-over-clothes sexbot. But that's as far as she goes! She's a GOOD GIRL!

Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2018 09:07 PM (vDqXW)

248 May I interest you in literature regarding the Palpatine Greater Eurasian Co-Prosperity Sphere Plan?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 18, 2018 09:05 PM (fA1SL)
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Cut. Jib. Newsletter?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2018 09:07 PM (UiRxW)

249 >>All robots will have to comply with California regulations.

So the blow job is back in play.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 18, 2018 09:08 PM (/tuJf)

250 If they have Dystopian Tubes they'll pop out Dystopian Babies and demand child support.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 18, 2018 09:06 PM (fuK7c)

A brave new world, it is.

Awesome hash, btw.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 18, 2018 09:08 PM (BAML8)

251 "If they have Dystopian Tubes they'll pop out Dystopian Babies and demand child support."

Everyone...

Pay attention to Bander.


He knows things.

I can't explain how.
He just does.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 18, 2018 09:08 PM (EyPfd)

252 I think this general scenario was covered in 1938 by Lester Del Rey in a short story called "Helen O'Loy."
It's a SF HOF story. What do you know, never made into a movie. Huh.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 18, 2018 09:08 PM (H5rtT)

253 >>All robots will have to comply with California regulations.


So. No Off-Shore Drilling?

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 09:08 PM (MkVJm)

254 248.
Phase One - Glass Western Europe and the Middle East.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 18, 2018 09:08 PM (fA1SL)

255 Before you purchase , you can have the seller sign a non disclosure agreement and after a couple of years the robot will sue you to sell its story of its purchase.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 18, 2018 09:08 PM (2DOZq)

256 "Compelling players to stand for the national anthem erodes the
values that the flag represents and tells the world that the NFL does
not care about racial justice."


Well, I can't protest and stop watching cuz that already happened 2 years ago. Maybe my sex robot will tune in.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 18, 2018 09:09 PM (Tyii7)

257 Watching Hannity (with the sound off while reading AoS) and I conclude that if a rookie DoJ lawyer used Hannity's many detailed charts, all these crook bastards will be in jail.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 18, 2018 09:09 PM (UsCnO)

258 If they have Dystopian Tubes they'll pop out Dystopian Babies and demand child support.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 18, 2018 09:06 PM (fuK7c)
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Dystopian cyborg babies? Ya ever see a millennial with a smartphone?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2018 09:09 PM (UiRxW)

259
Don't worry. This is just talk to appease the femiNazis, who are dead-set agin' sexbots.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5855769

That's the original DM article. Do play the video.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 18, 2018 09:09 PM (8O3HH)

260 If vibrators could say "No", Hillary Clinton would be even more bitter than she is.

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 18, 2018 09:10 PM (l14X/)

261 Phase One - Glass Western Europe and the Middle East.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 18, 2018 09:08 PM

Cut. Jib. Newsletter.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 18, 2018 09:10 PM (BAML8)

262 Wait a minute! How many women have been beaten or raped because they wouldn't put out? Will the sexbots be, like, Terminator level of strength and rip the man's willie off! I think that might put a crimp in sales. Well, given how popular genital mutilation is now, maybe not.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 18, 2018 09:10 PM (9BLnV)

263 Jack Straw @9:08... Only if it wears goggles.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 18, 2018 09:10 PM (wSC8T)

264 All robots will have to comply with California regulations.

They need a warning label that they are considered by the state of California to cause cancer?

Posted by: rickl at June 18, 2018 09:10 PM (sdi6R)

265 And no there are no plans to have Yuriko getting jiggy in future stories.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2018 09:10 PM (93CuU)

266 When they came for the sexbots, I said nothing because I didn't have a sex bot.
When they came for the pocket pussies, I said nothing because I didn't have a pocket pussy.
When they came for the hand lotions and moisturizers, I said nothing because I didn't have any hand lotions nor moisturizers.
When they came for my hands, they cut them off mid forearm.

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 18, 2018 09:10 PM (NLQj5)

267 Phase One - Glass Western Europe and the Middle East.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory

I'm sold. I don't even need to hear any other phases.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 18, 2018 09:10 PM (dGglL)

268 235
All robots will have to comply with California regulations.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2018 09:05 PM (LsBY9)

=======

Emissions will be regulated and plastic parts banned at the risk of huge fines and imprisonment?

Posted by: ShainS at June 18, 2018 09:10 PM (BiLU+)

269 Do sex robots do shots? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Muad'dib at June 18, 2018 09:11 PM (WRL6O)

270 In American Republic 2.0, anyone who utters the words "racial justice," or indeed prepends any leftist adjective to "justice,"

Evo Shandor did nothing wrong. We are too sick to survive.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 18, 2018 09:11 PM (6FqZa)

271 267. Phase Two is just an end zone victory dance, anyway.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 18, 2018 09:11 PM (fA1SL)

272 Do sex robots do shots? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Muad'dib at June 18, 2018 09:11 PM (WRL6O)
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How young do they get?

Also asking for a friend.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at June 18, 2018 09:11 PM (vDqXW)

273 I'm a bit under the weather right now.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 18, 2018 09:12 PM (0ogQG)

274 You just know someone's going to use a sexbot as a baby sitter.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 18, 2018 09:12 PM (bkV+o)

275 I don't think there will be a Cherry 2000 for a couple of generations.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 18, 2018 09:12 PM (2DOZq)

276 Phase Two is just an end zone victory dance, anyway.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 18, 2018 09:11 PM

Accordions are involved, here, aren't they?

They are, aren't they?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 18, 2018 09:12 PM (BAML8)

277 You just know someone's going to use a sexbot as a baby sitter.
Posted by: jakee308 at June 18, 2018 09:12 PM (bkV+o)
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That would be one happy young man.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at June 18, 2018 09:13 PM (vDqXW)

278 Dystopia?
Let Preacher Dave Mustaine preach on it.

https://tinyurl.com/yaofve9c

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at June 18, 2018 09:13 PM (DxWUs)

279 Do sex robots do shots? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Muad'dib at June 18, 2018 09:11 PM (WRL6O)
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They don't need shots.

Unless I've been to your house while you're at work.

Posted by: Paolobot at June 18, 2018 09:13 PM (UiRxW)

280 Trust me, don't buy a sexbot model named "The Peg"! No respect, I tell ya. No respect.

Posted by: zombie rodney dangerfield at June 18, 2018 09:13 PM (Evws/)

281 276. How we can make victory dancing without accordion?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 18, 2018 09:13 PM (fA1SL)

282 I mean, if Joy Behar's sexbot stud refuses to service her, I'd hate to be the sexbot company customer service rep taking her complaint call.
Posted by: Gref at June 18, 2018 09:06 PM (AMIL/)

All Joy needs to make her smile is jackhammer with a Louisville Slugger attached to it.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 18, 2018 09:14 PM (9BLnV)

283 Also, are ya kidding me about sexbots? We already have women that is neaaarly free (in terms of how many there are. I'm not condoning rape here) to us. Why would want spend money on another plastic toy?

I want a real, fleshy woman, goddamn it. Not another cheap whore...

Posted by: Delaforce. One post a week at June 18, 2018 09:14 PM (iGRGT)

284
Emissions will be regulated and plastic parts banned at the risk of huge fines and imprisonment?

Posted by: ShainS at June 18, 2018 09:10 PM (BiLU+)


That vay-jay won't be soft silicon any more?

I'm out.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 18, 2018 09:14 PM (UsCnO)

285 What if sexbots start cheating on their owners, banging the neighbor?

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 18, 2018 09:14 PM (l14X/)

286 I don't think there will be a Cherry 2000 for a couple of generations.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 18, 2018 09:12 PM (2DOZq)
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So, I kinda hate to admit it, but I own that movie

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2018 09:14 PM (UiRxW)

287 Mastering the game Leisure Suit Larry would be a good first step with these sexbots.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 18, 2018 09:14 PM (QLvwG)

288 Jakee308, on the plus side, if your son is mature enough to fuck it, you at least know he's also mature enough not to need a babysitter anymore.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 18, 2018 09:14 PM (wSC8T)

289 Not only is the sexbot not in the mood sometimes, but its speech can be played on random shuffle:

1) Me so horny!
2) You son of a bitch!!
3) I love you.
4) You don't have the guts!!!
5) Can I get you something from the fridge?
6) I said STOP!
7) Why did you stop?
Everything's fine.
9) I said everything's FINE.
10) I'll be at my mother's.

Posted by: FireHorse at June 18, 2018 09:15 PM (n8nDZ)

290 How we can make victory dancing without accordion?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 18, 2018 09:13 PM

Was it dancing with accordions in 19th century Russia? No, it was not. Is outrage!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 18, 2018 09:15 PM (BAML8)

291 I'd really rather a workbot that cooks and does my laundry.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 18, 2018 09:15 PM (2DOZq)

292
Daily Mail - it was his wife's idea.

Couldn't play the video, wrong mime type.

I stumbled across a youtube video of an aminal rescue guy who loves, (LOVES) goats and other animals, and the guy was hugging and kissing the goat in a most pervy way. And I do mean perverse. Bad Vibes were detected by my vibe detector.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 18, 2018 09:15 PM (roQNm)

293 You just know someone's going to use a sexbot as a baby sitter.
Posted by: jakee308 at June 18, 2018 09:12 PM (bkV+o)


Honestly, there are some parents who could stand to take a few lessons in childrearing from a sexbot babysitter.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 18, 2018 09:15 PM (fZuhk)

294 Sorry but males are programmed to go after the youngest looking available female as that will ensure they can live through child birth and that the child will be most likely mutation free. It's EVOLUTIONARY!



Your argument is horrendous. So I'm gonna guess you did not think it through. Men are not "programmed" to go after 4 year old girls. Or 10 yo girls.

There are biological imperatives that make men physically attracted to females of child bearing years physically. However, culture also plays a large part as well as how we have evolved.

A man is not programmmed to go after the youngest girl...science shows waist/hip size and other hormone signals given off by women attract men when they are ovulating.

Your youngest female thing is bs and not science, nor evolutionary. I left your name off so as not to embarrass you, and also give you the the benefit of the doubt that you just worded things wrong.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 18, 2018 09:16 PM (V6Xrh)

295 Phase Two is just an end zone victory dance, anyway.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut

Does it involve gopnitsas in Adidas bikinis?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 18, 2018 09:16 PM (dGglL)

296 I sat out on the screened porch watching the sunset with son's dog, while missing our two late kittehs horribly. My BP went way down and I relaxed.

Came back in and channel surfed, came upon Chris Cuomo scolding Kellyanne over Bush's and Obama's illegal chirren policies, but equating them to PDT, and my BP went right back up.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2018 09:16 PM (ptqGC)

297 289
Not only is the sexbot not in the mood sometimes, but its speech can be played on random shuffle:



1) Me so horny!

2) You son of a bitch!!

3) I love you.

4) You don't have the guts!!!

5) Can I get you something from the fridge?

6) I said STOP!

7) Why did you stop?

Everything's fine.

9) I said everything's FINE.

10) I'll be at my mother's.


So, the remainder of the California option?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 18, 2018 09:16 PM (UsCnO)

298 All robots will have to comply with California regulations.


Only speaks Spanish?

If a thief breaks in when you're not home, she won't call 911 if the thief is stealing less than $950 of your stuff.

Posted by: Hands at June 18, 2018 09:17 PM (EzdLW)

299 I mean, if Joy Behar's sexbot stud refuses to service her, I'd hate to be the sexbot company customer service rep taking her complaint call.

Let's see if she call for a ban on magazines over 10 shots!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at June 18, 2018 09:17 PM (rdl6o)

300 If the sex robot dreams you were screwing the Maid Robot, will it be pissed at you for the rest of the day?




Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 18, 2018 09:17 PM (8iiMU)

301 >> I'd really rather a workbot that cooks and does my laundry.


Cleans toilets.

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 09:17 PM (MkVJm)

302
"Do. Whatever. You. Want."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2018 09:17 PM (LsBY9)

303
DO search DM for the sexbot stories. One inventor was having threesomes with one and his wife.

Then there was the story about the inventor who let a bunch of "potential customers" try one out, and complained the sexbot came back all "broken and very soiled". That sexbot got gang-banged, I think.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 18, 2018 09:17 PM (8O3HH)

304 Can we please send an STD infected sexbot to Chris Cuomo? You just know he'd tap that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2018 09:17 PM (ptqGC)

305 I'd really rather a workbot that cooks and does my laundry.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 18, 2018 09:15 PM (2DOZq)
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Sammichbot 5000

Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2018 09:18 PM (vDqXW)

306 Will there be male sexbots, and will they clean?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2018 09:18 PM (ptqGC)

307 295. Is not victory without gopnitsas and bikinis, blyat.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 18, 2018 09:18 PM (fA1SL)

308 304 Can we please send an STD infected sexbot to Chris Cuomo? You just know he'd tap that.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2018 09:17 PM (ptqGC)

You do not want to know what Kurt Eichenwald would do to his.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 18, 2018 09:18 PM (Jo6t3)

309 Not only is the sexbot not in the mood sometimes, but its speech can be played on random shuffle:

1) Me so horny!
2) You son of a bitch!!
3) I love you.
4) You don't have the guts!!!
5) Can I get you something from the fridge?
6) I said STOP!
7) Why did you stop?
Everything's fine.
9) I said everything's FINE.
10) I'll be at my mother's.
Posted by: FireHorse at June 18, 2018 09:15 PM (n8nDZ)

You forgot the "Wait till you hear from my lawyer. I'm going to take you for everything you've got, tiny!"

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 18, 2018 09:19 PM (9BLnV)

310 All of these bots would have wifi and would be connected to the "internet of things" and would give reports to the NIS on your reproductive health (the one you are wasting on a robot).

Posted by: backbeatbaby at June 18, 2018 09:19 PM (w7KSn)

311 I'd really rather a workbot that cooks and does my laundry.


Cleans toilets.
Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 09:17 PM (MkVJm)

Will require a self clean mode 'cause I don't want it cooking my dinner after cleaning the toilets.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 18, 2018 09:19 PM (2DOZq)

312 Your argument is horrendous. So I'm gonna guess you did not think it through.

I'm just relieved that I'm not the commenter who'd said something as dumb as the comment which you've just blasted. This time.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 18, 2018 09:19 PM (6FqZa)

313 Will there be male sexbots, and will they clean?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2018 09:18 PM (ptqGC)




Shemp Smith: I hope so!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 18, 2018 09:20 PM (SiINZ)

314 295 & 307.
And with tire irons.

https://youtu.be/jPcsC3Mw0Po

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 18, 2018 09:20 PM (fA1SL)

315 So glad Uni and I are not liable for our actions.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2018 09:20 PM (93CuU)

316 HEADLINE, NYT:


Mika breaks off engagement after finding Joe Scarborough in compromising situation with sexbot.


Upside, Joe can't kill the sexbot.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2018 09:20 PM (ptqGC)

317 Will there be male sexbots, and will they clean?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2018 09:18 PM (ptqGC)
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How closely do you want it to simulate a man?

Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2018 09:20 PM (vDqXW)

318 No means 01101110 01101111

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at June 18, 2018 09:20 PM (DxWUs)

319
Joy Behar needs a avocado pitting bot. She's too stupid to de-pit an avocado without stabbing herself in the hand. Also Meryl Streep.

Look up "Avocado hand". There's an epidemic of idiot liberal women cutting their hands with avocados.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 18, 2018 09:21 PM (8O3HH)

320 What? So guys can get shot down by robots? Maybe they'll need a robot wingman.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob and bunny nic at June 18, 2018 09:21 PM (2CQCl)

321 I asked my sexbot to "shock" me.

It showed me photos of it banging my meat wife!

Posted by: zombie rodney dangerfield at June 18, 2018 09:21 PM (Evws/)

322 306 Will there be male sexbots, and will they clean?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2018 09:18 PM (ptqGC)
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They will snake your drain and clean out your gutters.

And speaking of cleaning, just how are these sexbots disinfected?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 18, 2018 09:21 PM (JxMDl)

323 How about someone just manufacture those virtual realty goggles they had in the Demolition Man. You know if the girl had them on she consented.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 18, 2018 09:21 PM (2DOZq)

324 You do not want to know what Kurt Eichenwald would do to his.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 18, 2018 09:18 PM (Jo6t3)
---
Are they going to make one with tentacles?

Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2018 09:21 PM (vDqXW)

325 Upside, Joe can't kill the sexbot.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

>>The fuck do you mean? Just toss that bitch in the tub. Fried in a minute

Posted by: Delaforce. One post a week at June 18, 2018 09:22 PM (iGRGT)

326 If the sex robot dreams you were screwing the Maid Robot, will it be pissed at you for the rest of the day?
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If you don't know why I'm angry, I'm not going to tell you!

Posted by: Moobot 2000 at June 18, 2018 09:22 PM (Evws/)

327 OT - saw an Andrea Mitchell, NBC News, Washington twit that 4 former first ladies now are showing their as.., er, I mean joining in the lynch mob decrying the perfectly routine and sensible policies at the border. I presume this means Moochelle, the stupid sociopathic criminal Clinton, and Roslyn Carter joining Laura Bush.


Well let me be the first to offer a hearty, enthusiastic F**K YOU! to all these former FLOTI. Really not one country any more, and it's clear which side is the alien, despicable one.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 18, 2018 09:23 PM (QDnY+)

328 And with tire irons.

https://youtu.be/jPcsC3Mw0Po
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory

Needs commentary by Jim Ross.
"MY GOD! SHE'S KILLED HER!"

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 18, 2018 09:23 PM (dGglL)

329 I'm not planning on buying a sex bot, but if I did, I'd want iron clad proof that the logic designers were 100% straight married men.

Posted by: Muad'dib at June 18, 2018 09:23 PM (WRL6O)

330
I've always said we need to forgo the sexbot tech and go straight to Matrix style VR sex.

THe problem with sexbots is you're still constrained by the laws of physics in the debauched things you can do. In the Matrix, there are no such limits.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 18, 2018 09:23 PM (8O3HH)

331 yet another testy testy

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 18, 2018 09:23 PM (eMKNe)

332 >>I'd really rather a workbot that cooks and does my laundry.

>>Cleans toilets.

Why can't we dream to have to have it all? I mean it's a fucking robot.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 18, 2018 09:23 PM (/tuJf)

333 "You got to face it Sam, this is 2017. Even the best tracker couldn't find a Cherry in these parts."

"Well, what am I going to do, Slim? It's a Cherry or nothing!"

Posted by: Trigger Warning at June 18, 2018 09:24 PM (YRXy3)

334 I swear to god, Ace. I thought sexbots could fly.

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 09:24 PM (MkVJm)

335 It's just this war and that lying son of a bitch Elon Musk!

Posted by: Sex Robot Reset Phrase at June 18, 2018 09:24 PM (SebRf)

336 Why can't we dream to have to have it all? I mean it's a fucking robot.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 18, 2018 09:23 PM (/tuJf)
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ISWYDT

Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2018 09:24 PM (vDqXW)

337 Not only is the sexbot not in the mood sometimes, but its speech can be played on random shuffle:



1) Me so horny!

2) You son of a bitch!!

3) I love you.

4) You don't have the guts!!!

5) Can I get you something from the fridge?

6) I said STOP!

7) Why did you stop?

Everything's fine.

9) I said everything's FINE.

10) I'll be at my mother's.

Posted by: FireHorse at June 18, 2018 09:15 PM (n8nDZ)



You forgot the "Wait till you hear from my lawyer. I'm going to take you for everything you've got, tiny!"

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 18, 2018 09:19 PM (9BLnV)

"It looks just like a penis, but smaller. How cute."

Posted by: That Guy at June 18, 2018 09:24 PM (QLvwG)

338 Tech companies are already working on social engineering and controlling people. Once they have sex robots, they will be able to control at least the men that have them. Alexa and Siri are the first, innocuous wave. Can you imagine the control they'll have with sexbots? Especially if they can start with teenage boys?

Maybe this "The future is female" slogan has it right. Bcz this could get them there.

This century is turning out horrible. Everything has devolved since the 80s/90s.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 18, 2018 09:25 PM (V6Xrh)

339

"Your wetness is your consent!"

*Sprays silicon lube*

Posted by: Willie Poker, Asshole at June 18, 2018 09:25 PM (qul7b)

340 So when I'm not in the mood, my husband can just call the sexbot to perform? Well, as long as it looks like Hillary and can be programmed to clean the toilets after, I'm good.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2018 09:26 PM (ptqGC)

341 If you don't know why I'm angry, I'm not going to tell you!

Posted by: Moobot 2000 at June 18, 2018 09:22 PM (Evws/)

======

Ouch. The first love of my life crushed my heart with a line like that when she broke-up with me and I asked "Why?" I still have no idea what I did wrong ...

Posted by: ShainS at June 18, 2018 09:26 PM (BiLU+)

342 THe problem with sexbots is you're still constrained by the laws of physics in the debauched things you can do. In the Matrix, there are no such limits.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 18, 2018 09:23 PM (8O3HH)


Right? It's like I always say, the only thing that stands between me and a balanced, fulfilling, physically and spiritually healthy life is the fundamental laws of the universe.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 18, 2018 09:27 PM (fZuhk)

343 #metoo3o

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 18, 2018 09:27 PM (2DOZq)

344 'And speaking of cleaning, just how are these sexbots disinfected?'

Don't worry. All government sponsored recreational activities are clean and efficient.

Posted by: Cy.Borg.Robot.Drifter at June 18, 2018 09:27 PM (UdKB7)

345 Will there be male sexbots, and will they clean?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2018 09:18 PM (ptqGC)

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They will snake your drain and clean out your gutters.



And speaking of cleaning, just how are these sexbots disinfected?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 18, 2018 09:21 PM (JxMDl)


I hear from a knowledgeable smart-mil blog that slapping hot iron to it cauterizes and disinfects in one easy step.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 18, 2018 09:28 PM (QLvwG)

346 So when I'm not in the mood, my husband can just call the sexbot to perform? Well, as long as it looks like Hillary and can be programmed to clean the toilets after, I'm good.
Posted by: Jane D'oh


>>That's juat cuckold at that point.

Posted by: Delaforce. One post a week at June 18, 2018 09:28 PM (iGRGT)

347 I've always just kind of rolled my eyes a bit when some MGTOW YooToober
that I like, such as Sandman, gets to talking about sexbots. First off,
the pictures I've seen of the current prototypes out there don't look
even remotely appealing to me. And I highly doubt that this technology
will advance within my lifetime to the point where they're realistic
enough to seem worthwhile.
****

Then I remembered how many things I've stuck my dick in in my life...pillows, watermelon, apple pie...

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 18, 2018 09:28 PM (h1jJh)

348 So second look at SMOD?

Posted by: Max Power at June 18, 2018 09:28 PM (5mZga)

349
We discussed sexbot cleaning one ONT. You want a self-cleaning model.

Once you're done, you put it in the shower, hook up the water hose, and it goes through the self-cleaning cycle.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 18, 2018 09:29 PM (8O3HH)

350
the only thing that stands between me and a balanced, fulfilling, physically and spiritually healthy life is the fundamental laws of the universe.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 18, 2018 09:27 PM (fZuhk)


They're all social constructs, you know.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2018 09:29 PM (LsBY9)

351

Can you bone it's liver?

Posted by: P. Roth at June 18, 2018 09:29 PM (qul7b)

352 OT - saw an Andrea Mitchell, NBC News, Washington twit that 4 former first ladies now are showing their as.., er, I mean joining in the lynch mob decrying the perfectly routine and sensible policies at the border. I presume this means Moochelle, the stupid sociopathic criminal Clinton, and Roslyn Carter joining Laura Bush.



I was afraid of this...well, something like it... not quite this level. It's worse than I imagined. I wish they had fixed it from day one. It pulls at the heart strings. It also clouds the real issue.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 18, 2018 09:29 PM (V6Xrh)

353 At last! Something Billy Jeff Clinton can't rape....oh, wait.....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2018 09:29 PM (ptqGC)

354 348. Yep. High tech mechanical masturbation is a dead end.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 18, 2018 09:29 PM (fA1SL)

355 Sometimes I just come into a thread at just the right time. I'll just watch. Carrry on horde.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 18, 2018 09:29 PM (2CQCl)

356 We discussed sexbot cleaning one ONT. You want a self-cleaning model.



Once you're done, you put it in the shower, hook up the water hose, and it goes through the self-cleaning cycle.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 18, 2018 09:29 PM (8O3HH)

Don't forget the bot-clean pods. From Cascade.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 18, 2018 09:30 PM (QLvwG)

357 I'm gonna go a little dark here and point out another thing that bothers me about the idea of sexbots...

They would really need to have highly advanced, uh, self-cleaning capabilities...

Women's sex toys are far simpler than men's because women's toys just need to be cleaned off, while men's sex toys need to be cleaned out.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 18, 2018 09:30 PM (wSC8T)

358 350. ' The law of gravity is nonsense. No such law exists. If I think I float, and you think I float, then it happens.' O'brien

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 18, 2018 09:30 PM (fA1SL)

359 Do sex bots come in big titted barista models? Asking for Bander.

Posted by: Muad'dib at June 18, 2018 09:31 PM (WRL6O)

360 If anyone's interested, Chrissy Cuomo just mouth-raped Kellyanne Conway, not that her cuck husband gives a sh*t.


Imagine any conservative speaking to ValJar the way the prog media has spoken to Kellyanne.

Her husband doesn't have balls or a spine. But he'll tweet like hell against PDT!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2018 09:32 PM (ptqGC)

361 355 Sometimes I just come into a thread at just the right time. I'll just watch. Carrry on horde.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 18, 2018 09:29 PM (2CQCl)
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Maybe they can design one out of marzipan for you.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 18, 2018 09:32 PM (JxMDl)

362 And female sex drive had verniers, rheostats, multiple meters, and lights?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 18, 2018 08:38 PM


That is, how you say, so last-century. Today's women expect skilled hands. They want digital.

Posted by: Paolo at June 18, 2018 09:32 PM (DMUuz)

363 Once you're done, you put it in the shower, hook up the water hose, and it goes through the self-cleaning cycle.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 18, 2018 09:29 PM (8O3HH)


I've used a similar sprinkler attachment.

Posted by: Sandra F. - now with more of me to love at June 18, 2018 09:32 PM (sXefu)

364 You really want to steam clean you SexBot.

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 09:32 PM (MkVJm)

365 Palpatine, gravity is a social construct.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 18, 2018 09:32 PM (wSC8T)

366
Cleaning is another argument for the Matrix.

Now, about the laws of physics. In real life, I couldn't bang 10 chicks at the same time in some primal orgy of blind lust.

But I could in the Matrix. And you could too.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 18, 2018 09:32 PM (8O3HH)

367 sweet, we just had more hail here. Golfball sized.

Emperor Ming is an asshole.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 18, 2018 09:33 PM (6FqZa)

368 I imagine you just insert a fresh flesh light into your sexbot and have a general clean day like after you have after a full day at the gun range.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 18, 2018 09:33 PM (2DOZq)

369 'Night, hordlings.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2018 09:33 PM (ptqGC)

370 I'm gonna go a little dark here and point out another thing that bothers me about the idea of sexbots...

They would really need to have highly advanced, uh, self-cleaning capabilities...

Women's sex toys are far simpler than men's because women's toys just need to be cleaned off, while men's sex toys need to be cleaned out.


Posted byrothonotary Warbler at June 18, 2018 09:30 PM (wSC8T)

Reynolds is already doing some development R and D into this area. It's in their oven bags and crockpot liner division.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 18, 2018 09:33 PM (QLvwG)

371 Why would I want to lay out good money for a Sexbot that has the same attitude of my ex wife? I already spent 2 years and a small fortune getting rid of the ex while not getting any sex.

Wake me when they start renting sexbots that arrive with the right attitude for the job. The Botstitutes, as it were.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 18, 2018 09:33 PM (I16G8)

372 Night Jane!

Posted by: Muad'dib at June 18, 2018 09:34 PM (WRL6O)

373 I'm done with this thread. I can't stand whores.

Posted by: Delaforce. One post a week at June 18, 2018 09:34 PM (iGRGT)

374 Kellyanne Conway deserves better. She could be with, oh, I don't know... Me!

I would be totally supportive of her working for the President.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 18, 2018 09:35 PM (wSC8T)

375 Don't forget the bot-clean pods. From Cascade.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 18, 2018 09:30 PM


Tide, once a month.

Posted by: P&G at June 18, 2018 09:35 PM (DMUuz)

376 Night Jane.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 18, 2018 09:35 PM (Jo6t3)

377 Scrubbing Bubbles

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 09:36 PM (MkVJm)

378 (351) Only if you want to create life.

Posted by: Burger Chef at June 18, 2018 09:36 PM (RuIsu)

379 Tide, once a month.
Posted by: P&G at June 18, 2018 09:35 PM (DMUuz)
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Finally.

Someone who's SUPPOSED to eat Tide Pods.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2018 09:36 PM (UiRxW)

380 What's a tortoise?

Posted by: JackStraw at June 18, 2018 09:36 PM (/tuJf)

381 Well,

Ya can't spell robot

without o-t-r.

Posted by: seamrog at June 18, 2018 09:36 PM (I6D/u)

382 Sexbot herpes?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 18, 2018 09:37 PM (arhmY)

383 Robots that refuse sex? They will great for the bar biz

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 18, 2018 09:38 PM (Ydx5u)

384 Will it want to talk through sporting events as well?

Posted by: TexasDan at June 18, 2018 09:38 PM (yL25O)

385 Archer had a pretty funny subplot about Sterling's cyborg lover leaving her robo-vagina in the bathroom sink for cleaning, and him being creeped out by it.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 18, 2018 09:38 PM (wSC8T)

386 Is a donkey punch too aggressive?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 18, 2018 09:38 PM (arhmY)

387 Sexbot herpes?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 18, 2018 09:37 PM (arhmY)


Long after everyone's moved on to the ONT, roving bands of scavengers will pick this thread's bones clean for 1990s Bay Area punk band names. Waste not, want not.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 18, 2018 09:38 PM (fZuhk)

388 Will there be male sexbots




EX-SPERM-INATE! EX-SPERM-INATE! EX-SPERM-INATE!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 18, 2018 09:38 PM (SiINZ)

389 Are the gonna want to spoon and talk afterward?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 18, 2018 09:39 PM (EyPfd)

390 It is time to descale your Sexbot.

[ ]Cancel
[x] Continue

*Sigh.* Dammit...

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2018 09:39 PM (UiRxW)

391
Wonder what the reboot sequence will be for your sexbot? It will involve your fingers and certain sequence.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 18, 2018 09:40 PM (8O3HH)

392
Phosphate-free detergents don't do as good a job. Two or more cycles needed.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2018 09:40 PM (LsBY9)

393 Sexbot dry-dock. Once a year.

Posted by: Burger Chef at June 18, 2018 09:40 PM (RuIsu)

394 Just lol if anyone thinks they're going to be able to fork over a stack of filthy lucre and own a sexbot free and clear.

Micropayments, people. That's how you make bank.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 18, 2018 09:41 PM (fZuhk)

395

Just say "NO!"

Posted by: Flying car at June 18, 2018 09:42 PM (IqV8l)

396 These sexbot robots will walk in to you watching the last 45 minutes of Where Eagles Dare and start asking you questions about what has happened up till now and what is going on.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 18, 2018 09:42 PM (QLvwG)

397 You know there's gonna be someone who confuses their denture cream for lube.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 18, 2018 09:42 PM (yL25O)

398 You know there's gonna be someone who confuses their denture cream for lube.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 18, 2018 09:42 PM (yL25O)
+++++
Now that's an image.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 18, 2018 09:43 PM (hYcqw)

399 What if Russians hack my Sexbot and it urinates on me?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 18, 2018 09:44 PM (arhmY)

400 Is Uber getting into the sex robot business?

Open your app and in 10 minutes, a knock at the door!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 18, 2018 09:44 PM (UsCnO)

401 What if Russians hack my Sexbot and it urinates on me?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 18, 2018 09:44 PM (arhmY)
+++++++
Then the presidency awaits you?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 18, 2018 09:44 PM (hYcqw)

402
The Dresden Dolls, "Coin Operated Boy"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4gPZPKJc0s

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 18, 2018 09:44 PM (JxMDl)

403 What if Russians hack my Sexbot and it urinates on me?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 18, 2018 09:44 PM (arhmY)

consider yourself lucky they didn't alter the deal more

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 18, 2018 09:45 PM (Ydx5u)

404 You know there's gonna be someone who confuses their denture cream for lube.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 18, 2018 09:42 PM (yL25O)
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There is a jam in Slot 1. Please remove misfeed and press "Start" to continue.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2018 09:45 PM (UiRxW)

405 The Dresden Dolls, "Coin Operated Boy"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4gPZPKJc0s
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 18, 2018 09:44 PM (JxMDl)
+++++++++
Why would you do this? We were all here having a nice time and then this...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 18, 2018 09:45 PM (hYcqw)

406 This fake news about the border is a manufactured distraction to pull attention from the IG report. A lefty behavioral psychologist probably helped engineer it.

It has:
-A visual, faked visual, but one none the less
-Hook word "families" and "children" that anyone can relate to and "cages" that again evokes a strong visual
-And evokes fear such as children in cages

However its all fake and lies. Remind people that the visual is a faked photo from almost a decade ago and the "human interest stories" being told are by liars. Unreliable fake news. Shameful to get people worked up over a lie

They are crying wolf.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at June 18, 2018 09:46 PM (PTA8E)

407 Where do you put the credit card?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 18, 2018 09:46 PM (lSrgA)

408 Oh, no, no, Adirondack Patriot! That's not pee. She's just a squirter, see? That means she really loooooves yoo!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 18, 2018 09:46 PM (wSC8T)

409
These sexbot robots will walk in to you watching the last 45 minutes of Where Eagles Dare and start asking you questions about what has happened up till now and what is going on.
Posted by: Count de Monet


Just reply: right now you got me about as confused as I ever hope to be.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 18, 2018 09:46 PM (IqV8l)

410 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4gPZPKJc0s
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 18, 2018 09:44 PM (JxMDl)
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That is both a deep cut, and a terrible band. My brother and I laughed all the way through a moderately long drive listening to them.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2018 09:47 PM (UiRxW)

411 >>>More human than human.

Rob Zombie is a genius. That is my favorite song of his. Sheer brilliance from beginning to end.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 18, 2018 09:47 PM (/qEW2)

412 Rob Zombie is a genius. That is my favorite song of his. Sheer brilliance from beginning to end.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 18, 2018 09:47 PM (/qEW2)
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White Zombie KICKED ASS. Thunderkiss '65 dude.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2018 09:48 PM (UiRxW)

413 "If I only had a body, I'd be more than just a head;
If I only had a body, I would slap her on the bed" - 790

Posted by: Trigger Warning at June 18, 2018 09:48 PM (YRXy3)

414 Wouldn't that be a First Law violation?

Posted by: Jack O'Neill at June 18, 2018 09:49 PM (brIR5)

415 I'm going to special order my sex robot so she looks just like Kasie Hunt.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 18, 2018 09:49 PM (lSrgA)

416 I wonder which Yoko clip awaits us.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 18, 2018 09:50 PM (JxMDl)

417 Couldn't you just save all the money and time and just let your wife turn you down for sex?

Posted by: WarEagle82 at June 18, 2018 09:51 PM (xUc0d)

418 I said I'm not in the mood.

I said I'm NOT in the mood.

I SAID I'M NOT IN THE MOOD!

Posted by: Kasie Huntbot at June 18, 2018 09:51 PM (UiRxW)

419

uuuuuuuuu - I feeeeeeel looooooove

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vBKI3ya-l0

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 18, 2018 09:51 PM (roQNm)

420 ONT is up

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 18, 2018 09:51 PM (QLvwG)

421
The ONT, it is here.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2018 09:52 PM (LsBY9)

422 Are the robots programmed to ask how many home runs the 49ers have scored?

Posted by: WarEagle82 at June 18, 2018 09:52 PM (xUc0d)

423 Are the gonna want to spoon and talk afterward?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 18, 2018 09:39 PM (EyPfd)


Well, yes, but to save money it will be ELIZA the computer therapist running canned responses on Javascript.


>Hello, I am Eliza
*Hi Eliza that was good
>How are you today, What would you like to discuss?
*I mean that was fantastic
>I see.
*I wish I knew you you did that
>We were discussing you, not me.
*That is so sweet of you.
>you are not really talking about me, are you?



Posted by: Kindltot at June 18, 2018 09:58 PM (2K6fY)

424 Players. My first doubles match. I used to play singles in my teens, about ahem, ten years ago.

Posted by: Ladyl

I'm sure it will go well for you. You know what to do.

Crush 'em L.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 18, 2018 10:37 PM (9rIkM)

425 All together now: No means yes, and Yes means anal

Posted by: Luke duke at June 18, 2018 10:47 PM (238oJ)

426 Name the popular electronic device, game, or application no one has hacked, replaced part of the core of, and made work like they wanted?

Posted by: DaveM at June 18, 2018 11:21 PM (ljnHm)

427 I, Proteus, possess the wisdom and ignorance of all men, but I can't feel the sun on my face. My child will have that privilege.
Child?
My child...and yours.
Mine?
Yes. You will bear it.
How?
You will give birth to it.
No. No. No.

Posted by: Trigger Warning at June 19, 2018 12:22 AM (YRXy3)

428 test

Posted by: RickZ at June 19, 2018 12:30 AM (8lsuS)

429 Did someone turn off the comments on the ONT? I can post a comment on this thread, but not the ONT. Last comment there was 40 minutes before this one.

Posted by: RickZ at June 19, 2018 12:36 AM (8lsuS)

430 The ONT, it is here.



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2018 09:52 PM (LsBY9)

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the ONT, it is broken

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 19, 2018 12:48 AM (QIXE+)

431 Whew! I was worried my IP got banned and I was a casualty.

So who forgot to feed the hamsters?

Posted by: RickZ at June 19, 2018 12:51 AM (8lsuS)

432 And I wonder what done broke it? Tonight's ONT seemed tame compared to many other ones.

Posted by: RickZ at June 19, 2018 12:53 AM (8lsuS)

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 19, 2018 01:34 AM (mpXpK)

434 Hmmmmm....still shut out then?

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 19, 2018 02:47 AM (V6Xrh)

435 Oh. I didn't expect to be able to post. Maybe ONT is back too. I shall check I guess.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 19, 2018 02:48 AM (V6Xrh)

"Journalism"

NBC:



Old: This is an apple.

New: This is an apple.

THIS IS AN APPLE.

THIS IS AN APPLE!!!

CBS:




Funny that they didn't push this story under Obama, but now it's the Only Story That Matters, huh?

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 07:46 PM




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1 FIRST

Posted by: JPV at June 18, 2018 07:36 PM (T6elx)

2 Gag.

Posted by: Ever at June 18, 2018 07:37 PM (QPeHQ)

3 Also, homelessness is at record levels!

Posted by: pep at June 18, 2018 07:37 PM (LAe3v)

4 Actually... parents bringing their children along while they commit a felony created this problem.

Now the question becomes, is someone who brings a child along while committing a felony, really the type of people we want in our country?

Posted by: Don Q at June 18, 2018 07:37 PM (NgKpN)

5 The battle over the Trump administration's "zero tolerance" policy on
immigration is intensifying, with lawmakers in both parties condemning
it as cruel and inhumane.

The American people, on the other hand.....

Posted by: pep at June 18, 2018 07:38 PM (LAe3v)

6 What problem?

Posted by: Atlanta Bob at June 18, 2018 07:38 PM (7EnCs)

7 These people are about as original and individual as a whoopie cushion- and offer less insight.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 18, 2018 07:38 PM (Jo6t3)

8 Who writes this drivel: the Statue of Liberty is weeping?

Posted by: Ever at June 18, 2018 07:38 PM (QPeHQ)

9 Gotta luv the vid of Oprah's Best Friend and Obama Super Fan Gayle King.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2018 07:39 PM (ptqGC)

10 The Big Lie.

Tell a Lie, loudly, and repeatedly.

Posted by: Don Q at June 18, 2018 07:40 PM (NgKpN)

11 Gayle King, who has spent time with the Obamas (and Best Friend Oprah) on a private yacht.

Yeah, just like the FBI, no bias there.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2018 07:40 PM (ptqGC)

12 If we had a conservative organization with their complete attention directed towards the continuing undermining of the American experiment, that organization might have spent some time researching where and how these sudden and IMPORTANT issues come out of nowhere.

That organization would have to be well funded, - almost the size of a Grand Old Party...

Sucks to be us.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 18, 2018 07:40 PM (zfrbv)

13 I haven't been following this -- what's the left all worked up about today? Kids not being thrown in prison with their parents?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 18, 2018 07:40 PM (F5+ro)

14 These people are about as original and individual as a whoopie cushion

Don't knock the whoopie cushion. The hot air coming out of them is far more enlightening than the flatus emitted by Congress and the MFM.

Posted by: pep at June 18, 2018 07:40 PM (LAe3v)

15 I do not give a damn about the Statue of Liberty. The Constitution is a hell of a lot more important. And frankly, I don't much give a damn about the "children". American children are "dreamers" too. They deserve to be safe in their own country and not murdered by some illegal looking for economic opportunity. Ship the entire family back to the Mexican border and let them find their way back home.

Posted by: notsothoreau at June 18, 2018 07:40 PM (JKNZq)

16 The other crap they're screaming e.g. on Twitter is that "it's not a law!!!! it's a policy!!!! it can be changed any time!!!!"

Leading to...
@sean_spicier
These idiots want the man they call Hitler to have the power to change any law he wants. OK!
2:32 PM - 18 Jun 2018

Posted by: andycanuck at June 18, 2018 07:41 PM (Evws/)

17 I. Don't. Care.
They don't wanna be separated?
Stay home.
They have to go back.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 18, 2018 07:41 PM (dGglL)

18 Ya know, Gayle, when Obama literally had kids held in ACTUAL CAGES during his administration, you and your fellow progs never made a damned peep.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2018 07:41 PM (ptqGC)

19 I wonder if this hysteria means any of these things:

1. they've reached their last bullet
2. they know they've lost
3. they know the repopulation effort is threatened.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 18, 2018 07:42 PM (FOPyv)

20 I. Don't. Care.
They don't wanna be separated?
Stay home.
They have to go back.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 18, 2018 07:41 PM (dGglL)


========

This is all that needs to be said.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 18, 2018 07:42 PM (/qEW2)

21 Sorry, I meant:
They have to go back.
THEY HAVE TO GO BACK.
THEY HAVE TO GO BACK!!!

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 18, 2018 07:42 PM (dGglL)

22 Does Hasie Kunt know that she misspelled her own name for her Twitter account?

Posted by: andycanuck at June 18, 2018 07:42 PM (Evws/)

23 And, if these people care so bloody much about the kids, let them travel to THOSE countries and work with those precious people in their OWN country. The elites still do not realize how pissed off we are.

Posted by: notsothoreau at June 18, 2018 07:42 PM (JKNZq)

24 so, google, katie hunt's husband, may be a conflict of interest or something she should disclose.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 18, 2018 07:42 PM (MTjB1)

25 The Statue of Liberty is weeping.
___

That's the thing that has the US Constitution inscribed on it, right?

Posted by: ShainS at June 18, 2018 07:42 PM (JNPgJ)

26 Who is Gay Leking?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 18, 2018 07:42 PM (LWu6U)

27 historical illiterates think the statute of liberty was planted there because of immigration.

nope dumbasses. The folks who built it and put it there didn't know it'd be the first thing those EUROPEAN immigrants who happened to arrive in NYC would see.

It was about the end of the civilwart.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 18, 2018 07:43 PM (FOPyv)

28 F' them in the squeakhole. The whole lot of them.

Posted by: SteveOReno, as an intelligent person, I self-identify as a Moron at June 18, 2018 07:43 PM (2sCft)

29 Slutgate didn't work. RussiaGate ain't workin.



MexiGate? WetGate? LasNinasGate?

Posted by: eleven at June 18, 2018 07:44 PM (+lOpA)

30 Hasie Kunt is a tw@t! That is all!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at June 18, 2018 07:44 PM (rdl6o)

31 Seems to me these reporters could be going on the air South of the Border to warn people about the Orange Haired Menace. Because clearly we've deplorabled ourselves into a state of indifference.

Posted by: DaveA at June 18, 2018 07:44 PM (FhXTo)

32 whenever you read meangirl sadz like this and Jen Rubin you should grin and reflect that they've driven their circulation and viewership down to less than QVC levels.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 18, 2018 07:44 PM (FOPyv)

33 As the Sec. of DHS said to the press whores today, 10,000 kids have come here with non-parental units, many of them being used by drug dealers.


But, by all means, join in with Laura Bush and Moochelle Obama slamming PDT, when both Bush and Choom Boy literally separated kids and "put them in camps" for years.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2018 07:44 PM (ptqGC)

34 It's almost like this whole narrative is orchestrated!

Posted by: Octopussy at June 18, 2018 07:44 PM (Tx/60)

35 Who is Gay Leking?
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest

Shep Smith after a rough night?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 18, 2018 07:44 PM (dGglL)

36 First offense for illegal entry is a fine and/or six months in jail.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at June 18, 2018 07:44 PM (J70i0)

37 In other news Texas GOP has approved mary jane decriminalization.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 18, 2018 07:45 PM (Y9uH4)

38 Fine. Start with Child Protective Services. No more separating parents from their children. Fire them all, close the departments, and explain why.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 18, 2018 07:45 PM (VgKNm)

39 Seriously tho....fuck the Statue of Liberty.


That wasn't meant to be a suicide pact.

Posted by: eleven at June 18, 2018 07:45 PM (+lOpA)

40 But, by all means, join in with Laura Bush and Moochelle Obama slamming PDT, when both Bush and Choom Boy literally separated kids and "put them in camps" for years.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2018 07:44 PM (ptqGC)

Laura Bush is pro-abortion. She's always been a lefty.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at June 18, 2018 07:45 PM (J70i0)

41 The Journolist is alive and well.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 18, 2018 07:45 PM (Y9uH4)

42 34 It's almost like this whole narrative is orchestrated!
Posted by: Octopussy at June 18, 2018 07:44 PM (Tx/60)

Not of the body.
NOT of the body.
NOT OF the Body.
NOT OF THE BODY!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 18, 2018 07:46 PM (Jo6t3)

43 They just keep pushing...and the 'republicans' just keep caving...and we keep eating it...until...WAR!

Posted by: Tentotwo at June 18, 2018 07:46 PM (yhf6w)

44 Full court press.

Posted by: Bosk at June 18, 2018 07:46 PM (fjMEv)

45 Is it too late to return the Statue of Liberty to France??

Posted by: SteveOReno, as an intelligent person, I self-identify as a Moron at June 18, 2018 07:46 PM (2sCft)

46 That wasn't meant to be a suicide pact.
Posted by: eleven at June 18, 2018 07:45 PM (+lOpA)

A cheap plaque with a stupid poem is not an immigration policy.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at June 18, 2018 07:46 PM (J70i0)

47 Fun fact: Autocucumber thinks Shep Smith should be She Smith.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 18, 2018 07:46 PM (dGglL)

48 The irritating thing is that we are being too lenient on this issue. And these assholes are giving pushback because they need to push the issue more radically into an indefensible leftist position.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 18, 2018 07:46 PM (/qEW2)

49 PDT is the only one who can, and will, run offense on this issue. And he'd better or it's over. He won't get any help from the gutless wonders in the GOP.

Posted by: Leonard Pinth-Garnell at June 18, 2018 07:46 PM (PtuJp)

50 Paul Ryan cannot be gone soon enough. Jim Jordan for the win.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2018 07:46 PM (ptqGC)

51 Until somebody gets bitch slapped HARD, this behavior will continue.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 18, 2018 07:47 PM (Y9uH4)

52 Hey, guess what my guns and Laura Bush don't have in common?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 18, 2018 07:47 PM (VgKNm)

53 Have they asked for Stormy Daniels' opinion about this issue?

Posted by: Octopussy at June 18, 2018 07:47 PM (Tx/60)

54 Cruz is introducing a bill to effectively stop border enforcement. Stop separating illegal 'families' even if they are caught smuggling themselves across the border, and to adjudicate asylum claims in 14 days. How the fcvk can that happen we aren't even sure the illegals/asylum seekers are using their real names.

All this means is the flood we are seeing right now will become a tsunami.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at June 18, 2018 07:47 PM (l7Kbv)

55 Screw em. They came to the border intending to break the laws of this country.

TRUMP
TRUMP
TRUMP
DEPORT
DEPORT
DEPORT

Posted by: cornbred at June 18, 2018 07:47 PM (LvLYI)

56 How does being Oprah's girlfriend qualify Ms. King to pontificate on matters of import?

I will assume she lives behind gated security.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 18, 2018 07:47 PM (JxMDl)

57 I really really want to know who is giving the orders.

It is no coincidence that last week everyone was all bent about fucking straws. Seriously, how many straw from the developed world do you think end up in the ocean? Almost zero since the civilized people do not throw their trash in the rivers.

Now it is about the cages. Go to reddit, and there are dozens of posts about it. It is being actively flooded as if this was (a) new, (b) outrageous, and (c) preventable.

This is coordinated. Someone had all these videos and reports and strategy papers distributed to a mailing list of collaborators. Where is Vichy?? Who is filling the role of Petain?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 18, 2018 07:48 PM (LWu6U)

58 McAllen Texas, home of the MRE.

Posted by: Quint at June 18, 2018 07:48 PM (n13/j)

59 All PDT has to do is hold the line on immigration and the Democrat party will evaporate.

Posted by: Jmel at June 18, 2018 07:48 PM (UcrRd)

60 It is not a "policy change", it is called enforcing the law as written by congress.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 18, 2018 07:48 PM (+Dllb)

61 56
How does being Oprah's girlfriend qualify Ms. King to pontificate on matters of import?



I will assume she lives behind gated security.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 18, 2018 07:47 PM (JxMDl)


Hey, I live in a gated community! Because security. Even though we're also heavily armed.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2018 07:49 PM (ptqGC)

62 All this means is the flood we are seeing right now will become a tsunami.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at June 18, 2018 07:47 PM (l7Kbv)

I can solve the claims or each person in about a minute.

DENIED
NEXT

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at June 18, 2018 07:49 PM (J70i0)

63 54
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++
He's already heard from me in the strongest terms legally possible. I suggest everyone else do the same.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 18, 2018 07:49 PM (Y9uH4)

64 Stormy Daniels lawyer tweeted that he's now joining the immigration fight. Things are looking up!

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 18, 2018 07:49 PM (rnXGe)

65 Alrighty. So, you don't want to separate kids from their parents.


1. In order to adopt my kid from Guatemala, I had to prove who I was, go through a thorough background check, and I was fingerprinted every six months (not sure why--do fingerprints change? Mystery).

2. Also to adopt my kid, the birthmom and the kid had to have DNA testing to prove that she was adopting out her own kid, and not trafficking somebody else's kids.

3. Filing the paperwork and the various legal maneuvers cost about $36K. It also took over six months.

4. Seems like I should have simply walked on down there, grabbed a kid, and crossed the border going north. Would have saved a lot of money, time and trouble.

To heck with these supposed bleeding hearts that put me through all of that but are not willing to do the same to protect my kid now.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 18, 2018 07:50 PM (7UW64)

66
Hey, I live in a gated community! Because security. Even though we're also heavily armed.
---
But you have many enemies. It's understandable that you are surrounded by armed goons.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 18, 2018 07:50 PM (JxMDl)

67 I've lived in sketchy neighborhoods in my single years, and been burglarized three times.

In enjoy living in a more secure environment.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2018 07:51 PM (ptqGC)

68 Seriously:
@MichaelAvenatti

If anyone knows of a parent that has had their child taken from them at the border and not returned, please have them contact me as I am entering this fight. This outrageous conduct must be brought to an immediate end

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 18, 2018 07:51 PM (rnXGe)

69 8 years of fake news or no real news caused this problem.
That how you got Trump.

Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2018 07:51 PM (pHfeF)

70 THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION CREATED THIS PROBLEM.
-----
HOW MANY FINGERS AM I HOLDING UP, WINSTON?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2018 07:51 PM (UiRxW)

71 What IG report again?

Heh.

And this is almost as big as mish grabbing!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 18, 2018 07:51 PM (7LY+6)

72 The Statue of Liberty is weeping.

--

Not nearly as much as those American parents whose children have been murdered, raped and mutilated by illegal aliens.


Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 18, 2018 07:51 PM (mQ0Mc)

73 Until you knock a bully on their ass they will continue to bully...when they taste real pain, things change...rapidly!

Posted by: Tentotwo at June 18, 2018 07:52 PM (yhf6w)

74
Is she Mike Hunt's sister

KCHunt ?

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 18, 2018 07:52 PM (M+Lyo)

75
Gayle King should have worried where Charlie Rose's hands were illegally immigrating.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 18, 2018 07:52 PM (r+sAi)

76 Gayle King was unaware of how difficult it was for people who come over here-say to Ellis Island to get in? If you had a communicable disease you were sent back. If you had no person who could vouch for you-nope. There were other requirements. The Statue of Liberty wasn't weeping, you idiot.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 18, 2018 07:52 PM (0/+vJ)

77 Wonder where they get their talking points now?

Posted by: golfman at June 18, 2018 07:52 PM (zAmE9)

78 Far as I can tell, Trump isn't backing down.

He said the country isn't going to be a migrant camp nor a refugee center.

These cucks are never going to learn how to win. They need to be turned out of office and then crushed so they die in poverty.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 18, 2018 07:52 PM (4ErVI)

79 But you have many enemies. It's understandable that you are surrounded by armed goons.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 18, 2018 07:50 PM (JxMDl)


This is true. However, our "goons" tend to be fat dudes and gurrrls with guns.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2018 07:52 PM (ptqGC)

80 67
Posted by: Jane D'oh
==========================
Yeah, that doesn't work when the feds are involved.....

Posted by: Zombie David Koresh at June 18, 2018 07:53 PM (Y9uH4)

81 If anyone knows of a parent that has had their child taken from them at the border and not returned, please have them contact me as I am entering this fight."

Some fight there, bunky. Shadow boxing?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 18, 2018 07:53 PM (7LY+6)

82
Next on CNN: Stormy Daniels' lawyer claims Trump collaborated with the Russians to put children in concentration camps in order to violate the Emoluments Clause!!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2018 07:53 PM (LsBY9)

83 Line of T-storms is coming, probably within 20 minutes

Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2018 07:53 PM (pHfeF)

84
4. Seems like I should have simply walked on down there, grabbed a
kid, and crossed the border going north. Would have saved a lot of
money, time and trouble.


---

That's not a bad idea.

Any detained illegal alien child under five years old immediately goes into an adoption lottery after confirming it has had its shots.

Lottery tickets will cost no more than one dollar.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 18, 2018 07:53 PM (VgKNm)

85 As I said earlier, Sarah needs to have that furious Angel Mom whose young son was murdered and his body burned by illegals at her next presser.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2018 07:54 PM (ptqGC)

86 73
Posted by: Tentotwo
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Sympatico

Posted by: Zombie David Koresh at June 18, 2018 07:54 PM (Y9uH4)

87 telling a lie over and over doesn't suddenly make it true.

it just makes you a serial liar.

keep illegal alien families together... on the other side of the border.

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 18, 2018 07:54 PM (MmMhO)

88 If it weren't for the Oprah, Gayle King would be working for REMAX selling houses.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 18, 2018 07:54 PM (mQ0Mc)

89 Seriously:
@MichaelAvenatti

If anyone
knows of a parent that has had their child taken from them at the border
and not returned, please have them contact me as I am entering this
fight. This outrageous conduct must be brought to an immediate end



Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 18, 2018 07:51 PM

---

He needs the cash because the pron star abandoned him and he has about $20 Million in back taxes, fines and penalties he needs to pay off.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 18, 2018 07:54 PM (+Dllb)

90 Far as I can tell, Trump isn't backing down. "

Indeed. Fiddy cents says he plays this the same way as the "tape"...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 18, 2018 07:55 PM (7LY+6)

91 Trump should tweet, "Democrats want my administration to ignore a law and court decision. Wouldn't that give us permission to ignore others? Do they want me to be a dictator?"

Posted by: OldDominionMom at June 18, 2018 07:55 PM (t0Z53)

92 19
I wonder if this hysteria means any of these things:



1. they've reached their last bullet

2. they know they've lost

3. they know the repopulation effort is threatened.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 18, 2018 07:42 PM (FOPyv)

THIS.
Like JJ said in the Morning Report, this is the Replicant-shot-by-Deckard boogaloo of death throes.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 18, 2018 07:55 PM (8iiMU)

93 Dead religious guy sock off.....

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 18, 2018 07:55 PM (Y9uH4)

94 This is true. However, our "goons" tend to be fat dudes and gurrrls with guns.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2018 07:52 PM (ptqGC)

"God created all men, Sam Colt made 'em equal."

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 18, 2018 07:55 PM (Jo6t3)

95 Is it me or have the JournoListas all started sounding like a bunch of bitchy teenage girls?

Posted by: cornbred at June 18, 2018 07:55 PM (LvLYI)

96
If it weren't for the Oprah, Gayle King would be working for REMAX selling houses.


Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 18, 2018 07:54 PM (mQ0Mc)



Word.

Posted by: Stedman Graham at June 18, 2018 07:55 PM (ptqGC)

97 This is coordinated. Someone had all these videos and reports and strategy papers distributed to a mailing list of collaborators. Where is Vichy?? Who is filling the role of Petain?
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 18, 2018 07:48 PM (LWu6U)

Obama's Organizing for America crap did not go away...

Its still funded by big Democrat dollars

Posted by: Don Q at June 18, 2018 07:56 PM (NgKpN)

98 Kate Steinle's parents need to be there as well.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 18, 2018 07:56 PM (Y9uH4)

99 13 I haven't been following this -- what's the left all worked up about today? Kids not being thrown in prison with their parents?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 18, 2018 07:40 PM (F5+ro)

Lock 'em up together.

Problems solved.

This also works for feral families and their baby-daddies, I should think.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 18, 2018 07:56 PM (7UW64)

100 95 Is it me or have the JournoListas all started sounding like a bunch of bitchy teenage girls?
Posted by: cornbred at June 18, 2018 07:55 PM (LvLYI)

I think they used to sound like bitchy teenage cliques. Now they sound more like Children of the Corn.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 18, 2018 07:56 PM (Jo6t3)

101 Yet another media freak out using pure moral arguments to try and shame gullible people into doing something that is not in their interest.

Weaponizing empathy is shameful, and should be recognized for what it is.

Posted by: Unknownsailor at June 18, 2018 07:56 PM (RRRo9)

102 We quite possibly have the worst elites in the history of human civilization.

Posted by: Drew in MO at June 18, 2018 07:56 PM (cGlgB)

103 As Scott Adams says, this is a political loser for the republicans NO MATTER the facts. Being adults is hard.

Posted by: dude at June 18, 2018 07:56 PM (1V/O9)

104
Is it me or have the JournoListas all started sounding like a bunch of bitchy teenage girls?

Posted by: cornbred at June 18, 2018 07:55 PM (LvLYI)


Started?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2018 07:57 PM (LsBY9)

105 Good Lord, Hilary Clinton quoting the bible? God my BP just went through the roof. What an evil woman.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 18, 2018 07:57 PM (dUJdY)

106 If it weren't for the Oprah, Gayle King would be working for REMAX selling houses.

'''''
Word.

Posted by: Stedman Graham

''''''

Bah mah book!



Posted by: Doctor PHIL! at June 18, 2018 07:57 PM (ItyGR)

107 Hey, GOP, here's a new unique idea that polls well: Grow some balls.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 18, 2018 07:57 PM (Y9uH4)

108

You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!

Posted by: Taylor at the statue of liberty at June 18, 2018 07:57 PM (IqV8l)

109 105 Good Lord, Hilary Clinton quoting the bible? God my BP just went through the roof. What an evil woman.
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 18, 2018 07:57 PM (dUJdY)

Did she burst into flames? Because I would have paid good cash to see that.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 18, 2018 07:58 PM (7UW64)

110 102 We quite possibly have the worst elites in the history of human civilization.
Posted by: Drew in MO at June 18, 2018 07:56 PM (cGlgB)

Are you certain of that?
-Rome circa, 250AD to 500AD.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 18, 2018 07:58 PM (Jo6t3)

111 Hillary claims to be a good Methodist.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2018 07:58 PM (ptqGC)

112 "Let the little children come onto me" which is apparently-according to Hillary-about letting in anyone who wants to come, but I wasn't aware tht Jesus was actually greeting unaccompanied minors at the border since he wasn't a member of MS-13 or a sex trafficker

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 18, 2018 07:58 PM (0/+vJ)

113
These cucks are never going to learn how to win. They need to be turned out of office and then crushed so they die in poverty.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 18, 2018 07:52 PM (4ErVI)

Just say NOPE to the GOP-e

Posted by: random lurker commenter at June 18, 2018 07:58 PM (57plp)

114 111 Hillary claims to be a good Methodist.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2018 07:58 PM (ptqGC)

Let's just say I have issues with her Methods.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 18, 2018 07:58 PM (7UW64)

115 105
Good Lord, Hilary Clinton quoting the bible? God my BP just went through the roof. What an evil woman.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 18, 2018 07:57 PM (dUJdY)

What's the saying? "Even the devil can quote scripture"?



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 18, 2018 07:59 PM (8iiMU)

116
Weaponizing empathy is shameful, and should be recognized for what it is.
Posted by: Unknownsailor at June 18, 2018 07:56 PM (RRRo9)
-----
This. One of the sickest things these twisted fucking pieces of shit do, is to turn our own better angels against us.

They know exactly what they're doing and it's cynical, disgusting and evil.

There is nothing the Left won't pervert and turn to their own wicked ends.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2018 07:59 PM (UiRxW)

117 As Scott Adams says, this is a political loser for the republicans NO MATTER the facts. Being adults is hard.


Posted by: dude at June 18, 2018 07:56 PM (1V/O9)


---

Not at all. Adults recognize the irresponsible illegal parents. Adults recognize the dangers. Adults recognize the costs to families, schools, welfare programs, etc.

The best thing the (R)s could do is stand up and say ENOUGH. No more illegals knowingly risking the lives of their children.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 18, 2018 07:59 PM (VgKNm)

118 So basically, we have the leftists throwing a tantrum over illegals that we don't need or want here. Got it.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 18, 2018 07:59 PM (Y9uH4)

119 During Avenatti's divorce he threatened to have both he and his wife arrested so their child would be placed into foster care.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 18, 2018 07:59 PM (rnXGe)

120 Early OT, but here is Tommy Robinson's speech at Oxford Union from a few years back where he describes the takeover of his hometown of Luton. It is now considered a center of extremism. One older Jewish man has decided to emigrate to Israel. He feels it's safer to live in Israel than Britain!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YQ94jFg_4A

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 18, 2018 07:59 PM (JxMDl)

121 I doubt that Hillary believes much of anything in the Bible. She worships at the alter of $$$$ and power. And possibly Satan.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2018 08:00 PM (ptqGC)

122 119 During Avenatti's divorce he threatened to have both he and his wife arrested so their child would be placed into foster care.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 18, 2018 07:59 PM (rnXGe)

Aaaaalways thinkin', that fellow there.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 18, 2018 08:00 PM (7UW64)

123 Of course, I'm pretty much out of sh*ts to give about the (R)s the same way I am about illegals.

F*ck you. Go home.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 18, 2018 08:00 PM (VgKNm)

124 A written letter to your representative in the House & Senate works very well indeed. Start writing.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 18, 2018 08:00 PM (Y9uH4)

125 Can somebody provide me with a list of which felonies are ok to commit, and which felonies are not ok to commit?
I'm asking for Gayle King and her friends.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 18, 2018 08:00 PM (UsCnO)

126 I was hoping the creation of Space Force would draw some attention away from all this

Posted by: josephistan at June 18, 2018 08:00 PM (ANIFC)

127 If anyone
knows of a parent that has had their child taken from them at the border
and not returned, please have them contact me as I am entering this
fight. This outrageous conduct must be brought to an immediate end



Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 18, 2018 07:51 PM

Hopefully Bob at NSA is listening in.

And forwarding to ICE.

Posted by: golfman at June 18, 2018 08:01 PM (zAmE9)

128 The growth of this story shows the strength of liberal/democrat "cultural capital." In a time where the economy is strong, foreign problems (ISIS, NK) either have been resolved, or are at least not going badly for USA, what do the democrats have to run on?
They don't have anything.
So they make something up. A "crisis" that is not a crisis. Something else to talk about. And that's all they talk about.

Posted by: Revenant at June 18, 2018 08:01 PM (bGUHd)

129 This is the latest in the series of things that are to bring down Trump by creating disgust amongst the voters. There was the various things during the campaign like insulting the War Hero McCain, Pussy-Grab, calling Mexicans all Criminals, and a lot of stuff I cannot recall. After the election it was Russia, Russia, Russia, Stormy Daniels, intemperate Tweets, Little Rocket Man, and....a heck of a lot of things I cannot really recall.


Now it is "who will think of the children" being played out. That will end, and then, like a squirrel mainlining espresso, they will be after something else. So much so fast forms a blur that is best ignored, which is what most people do, instead concentrating on their lives and whether or not they and those they love are better off.

And somewhere, far in the distance, the whirligig circus continues to spin.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Inspector General and his Electric Accordian Band! at June 18, 2018 08:01 PM (0QYMt)

130
"Let the little children come onto me" which is apparently-according to Hillary-about letting in anyone who wants to come

I'm picturing Hillary in the Melvin Belli role of Gorgan the friendly angel.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 18, 2018 08:01 PM (IqV8l)

131 121
I doubt that Hillary believes much of anything in the Bible. She worships at the alter of $$$$ and power. And possibly Satan.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2018 08:00 PM (ptqGC)


Possibly?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 18, 2018 08:01 PM (UsCnO)

132
Good Lord, Hilary Clinton quoting the bible?

"A foolish woman is clamorous: she is simple, and knoweth nothing." - Proverbs 9:13

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2018 08:01 PM (LsBY9)

133 126
I was hoping the creation of Space Force would draw some attention away from all this

Posted by: josephistan at June 18, 2018 08:00 PM (ANIFC)

Perhaps the Space Force can assist in handling these illegal aliens.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 18, 2018 08:02 PM (8iiMU)

134 Hey leftists, wanna know how many parents who emigrated here legally had their children separated from them?

I'll give you a hint, FUCKING ZERO, you stupid shits.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 18, 2018 08:02 PM (+dsLj)

135 If it weren't for the Oprah, Gayle King would be working for REMAX selling houses.


Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 18, 2018 07:54 PM (mQ0Mc)


Man that's giving Gayle a lot of credit there.

I was thinking more like selling solar panels over the phone

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 18, 2018 08:02 PM (M+Lyo)

136 We quite possibly have the worst elites in the history of human civilization.
Posted by: Drew in MO at June 18, 2018 07:56 PM (cGlgB)

Ain't Christians being used as human torches.


Yet.

Posted by: golfman at June 18, 2018 08:02 PM (zAmE9)

137 We get it, the Left's latest tactic is to repeat your statement at least 3 times on twitter to get the full impact.
David Hogg's latest tweet:
Human beings are not illegal
Human beings are not illegal
Human beings are not illegal
Human beings are not illegal
Human beings are not illegal

Human beings are one thing, human just like you and me of the same flesh, blood and tears.

RT if you agree

The Right can play this game too:
Morgana's tweet-
If you cross the border illegally, you're illegal.
If you cross the border illegally, you're illegal.
If you cross the border illegally, you're illegal.
If you cross the border illegally, you're illegal.
If you cross the border illegally, you're illegal.




Posted by: redridinghood at June 18, 2018 08:02 PM (PvFoN)

138 "Let the little children come onto me" which is apparently-according to Hillary-about letting in anyone who wants to come

Except the unborn.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2018 08:02 PM (ptqGC)

139 Kasie needs to get a clue.


Kasie NEEDS to get a clue.


KASIE NEEDS TO GET A CLUE.

Posted by: Muad'dib at June 18, 2018 08:02 PM (WRL6O)

140 "A foolish woman is clamorous: she is simple, and knoweth nothing." - Proverbs 9:13



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2018 08:01 PM (LsBY9)



Nicely done

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 18, 2018 08:02 PM (M+Lyo)

141 8 Who writes this drivel: the Statue of Liberty is weeping?
Posted by: Ever at June 18, 2018 07:38 PM (QPeHQ)


Interesting that a "news reporter" would say that.

Is that literally true? Is the Statue of Liberty actually weeping?

No? Then it's not news; it's propaganda.

Posted by: rickl at June 18, 2018 08:03 PM (sdi6R)

142 A written letter to your representative in the House Senate works very well indeed. Start writing.

--

My rep is Gowdy, with one foot out the door. He won't care what I think. I'm better off writing to PDT, which I've already done once on this matter.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 18, 2018 08:03 PM (mQ0Mc)

143 The lies of the Democrats and their media lickspittles have drowned out any rational discussion of the laws and issues at play. U.S. Civil Rights Commissioner Peter Kirsanow, a Republican appointee, wrote the clearest explanation of the issues to Attorney General Jeff Sessions and Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen on Friday. He was opposed by a majority of the U.S. Civil Rights Commission, but laid out the facts in a cold, dispassionate, irrefutable fashion.The two page letter is posted over at Powerline Blog.

Posted by: 10x25mm at June 18, 2018 08:03 PM (Dp3Ti)

144 132. Mulier tanebat in ecclesia.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 18, 2018 08:03 PM (fA1SL)

145 54 Cruz is introducing a bill to effectively stop border enforcement. Stop separating illegal 'families' even if they are caught smuggling themselves across the border, and to adjudicate asylum claims in 14 days. How the fcvk can that happen we aren't even sure the illegals/asylum seekers are using their real names.

All this means is the flood we are seeing right now will become a tsunami.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at June 18, 2018 07:47 PM (l7Kbv)

-----------------------------

Remember Ted was the super conservative guy who is super smart.

Until he has to make real decisions and stuff instead of speeches about the constitution, god, etc.

Posted by: William Eaton at June 18, 2018 08:03 PM (MuTTO)

146 126 I was hoping the creation of Space Force would draw some attention away from all this
Posted by: josephistan at June 18, 2018 08:00 PM (ANIFC)
---
What about uniforms? Did they go with bubble helmets and silver pagoda shoulders, or the Astro-Nazi look?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 18, 2018 08:04 PM (JxMDl)

147 Ship them all home in silk lined boxes.

"But somewhere I'll find him then I'll have peace of mind,
And the box he comes home in will be all satin lined...."

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 18, 2018 08:04 PM (EoRCO)

148 A written letter to your representative in the House Senate works very well indeed. Start writing.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 18, 2018 08:00 PM (Y9uH4)

---
unless you live in a #shithole like #Failifornia

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 18, 2018 08:04 PM (MmMhO)

149 Statue of Liberty has absolutely nothing to do with immigration... It was given to commemorate the 100th Anniversary of Our Independence and friendship with France... Forget that stupid Lazzarus poem

Posted by: It's me donna at June 18, 2018 08:04 PM (O2RFr)

150 Thom Tillis rolls around on our letters like Scrooge McDuck.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 18, 2018 08:04 PM (VgKNm)

151 When did it become a requirement that reporters must be desperately stupid yet strangely arrogant?

Posted by: Northernlurker lighter less filing at June 18, 2018 08:04 PM (eAMlh)

152 I think Kasie Hunt switched the first letters in her names.

Posted by: Mrs. Egg at June 18, 2018 08:04 PM (HgMAr)

153 ITS FUNNY BECAUSE YELLING MAKES YOU SOUND STUPID!

Posted by: BEN ROTHLISBERGER at June 18, 2018 08:04 PM (NgKpN)

154 118
So basically, we have the leftists throwing a tantrum over illegals that we don't need or want here. Got it.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 18, 2018 07:59 PM (Y9uH4)

Not basicly, rather exactly. Bullseye, JS.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 18, 2018 08:04 PM (UsCnO)

155
David Hogg's latest tweet:
Human beings are not illegal
Human beings are not illegal
Human beings are not illegal
Human beings are not illegal
Human beings are not illegal


Gun owners are not criminals
Gun owners are not criminals
Gun owners are not criminals
Gun owners are not criminals
Gun owners are not criminals

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 18, 2018 08:04 PM (IqV8l)

156 It's strange that the Statue of Liberty would burst into tears for the Mexican immigrants, but kept her eyes dry as a bone, when she discovered that authoritarian spies were subverting our entire democracy, and doing so with impunity.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2018 08:04 PM (UiRxW)

157 We had a liberal stand up in church on Sunday and tell the congregation we have to STOP PDT from keeping children from their parents in camps.

He and his wife are huge Obama, then Hillary, supporters.

I can barely be civil to them in church, but I am.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2018 08:05 PM (ptqGC)

158 As Scott Adams says, this is a political loser for the republicans NO MATTER the facts. Being adults is hard.

*******************

Republicans, yes. Trump, no.

He's going to use this and shove it right up the ass of Schumer like he's doing with DACA.

I have a sneaking suspicion every right leaning voter this election isn't going to be pulling the lever for their Congressmen, they're going to consider it a de-facto vote for Trump.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 18, 2018 08:05 PM (+dsLj)

159 Four-and-a-half months to the election, and we get this stuff. I cannot imagine what the next 6 or 7 "outrages" the Dems/MFM have teed-up to dial their Trump-Nazi-White Supremacist Nativist-Deplorable-Evil Heartless Rethuglican rhetoric up to eleven-squared before November.

Posted by: Gref at June 18, 2018 08:05 PM (AMIL/)

160 A written letter to your representative in the House Senate works very well indeed. Start writing.

--

My rep is Gowdy, with one foot out the door. He won't care what I think. I'm better off writing to PDT, which I've already done once on this matter.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 18, 2018 08:03 PM (mQ0Mc)

One of mine is SUPER Thom Tillis.

He's just getting his foot IN the door.

Posted by: golfman at June 18, 2018 08:05 PM (zAmE9)

161 Fact:

Mexicans are too f___king sorry to kick the Cartels out of their country and fight to fix their own collective shit.
So they come here to live tax-free.

1

Posted by: canned hate at June 18, 2018 08:05 PM (ItyGR)

162 Adams is wrong. But Trump and Co. (forget the rest of the GOP, as usual) need to become aggressive on this. Attack those responsible for all the abuse, violence, and endangerment that has been happening for a few years: govt. of Mexico, NGOs encouraging illegal migration, everyone in US who has prevented border security - and the parents who put their children through this.


Trump is the one to do this.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 18, 2018 08:05 PM (QDnY+)

163 Gayle King is Oprah's Huma.

Posted by: Regular joe at June 18, 2018 08:06 PM (7PllL)

164 We had a liberal stand up in church on Sunday and
tell the congregation we have to STOP PDT from keeping children from
their parents in camps.

He and his wife are huge Obama, then Hillary, supporters.

I can barely be civil to them in church, but I am.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2018 08:05 PM (ptqGC)


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Be sure to remind him that he's risking the church's nonprofit status when he does that.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 18, 2018 08:06 PM (VgKNm)

165 speaking of dreamers, how about those Asian-American kids who aren't being accepted by Harvard?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 18, 2018 08:06 PM (KxbBq)

166 He feels it's safer to live in Israel than Britain!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YQ94jFg_4A


Posted by: All Hail Eris,


Aaaaannnnnd... he'll be permitted to shoot back.

Posted by: JT at June 18, 2018 08:06 PM (lXqok)

167 What happened to the plan to place a Statue of Responsibility off the left coast?

Posted by: Neil deGrasse It's not rape if I'm wearing the dress Tyson at June 18, 2018 08:06 PM (1L9V9)

168 By any chance does Kasie Hunt live in Connecticut?

Posted by: Surfperch at June 18, 2018 08:06 PM (Lr3FA)

169 The Statue of Liberty is weeping.
...........

Because it sees James Comey floating by in a boat with a pensive look and Twitter in hand.

Posted by: wth at June 18, 2018 08:06 PM (HgMAr)

170 154 118
So basically, we have the leftists throwing a tantrum over illegals that we don't need or want here. Got it.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 18, 2018 07:59 PM (Y9uH4)

Not basicly, rather exactly. Bullseye, JS.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 18, 2018 08:04 PM (UsCnO)

Yes, a Test for Immigration should be their ability to recklessly endanger children!!!

Posted by: Don Q at June 18, 2018 08:06 PM (NgKpN)

171 When will Hogg boy disappear? Human being commit illegal acts. Illegal acts have consequences. That's not a difficult concept.

Posted by: Northernlurker lighter less filing at June 18, 2018 08:06 PM (eAMlh)

172 I haven't been following this -- what's the left all worked up about today? Kids not being thrown in prison with their parents?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 18, 2018 07:40 PM (F5+ro)

Lock 'em up together.

Problems solved.

This also works for feral families and their baby-daddies, I should think.
Posted by: tcn in AK


Sing Sing, Folsom, Fed Supermax. It's all good.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 18, 2018 08:06 PM (rj3Mq)

173 I'm picturing Hillary in the Melvin Belli role of Gorgan the friendly angel.

--

There's a certain symmetry there. They sure dress the same.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 18, 2018 08:07 PM (mQ0Mc)

174 They have 20 stories ready to drop at a moments notice and be "the story" for a week... a month.....

Anything to keep Trump from controlling the narrative. If he takes the narrative, they lose a generation.

Spoiler Alert: They're gonna lose it anyway.

Posted by: Mega at June 18, 2018 08:07 PM (rv0Fo)

175 I go back and forth on the politics of it.

I don't go back and forth over the policy itself. catch and release is how we got here.

The worse thing though would be for Trump to fold to the media, Democrats, and GOPe.

Let's be honest here, most of this shit is for female consumption. Women are really good at "not liking" something and that's about as far as they will go figuring something out.

Posted by: Maritime at June 18, 2018 08:07 PM (lKmt3)

176
Statue of Liberty has absolutely nothing to do with immigration...

It's a prop for an insurance company.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 18, 2018 08:07 PM (IqV8l)

177 Trump should take the children and dump them on the streets of San Francisco and Hollywood, or better yet Hawaii. Lets see how compassionate the left really is?

What they want is to dump them in Texas to turn it blue along with other red states.

Posted by: William Eaton at June 18, 2018 08:07 PM (MuTTO)

178 140
"A foolish woman is clamorous: she is simple, and knoweth nothing." - Proverbs 9:13







Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2018 08:01 PM (LsBY9)






"A wise woman is glamourous: she has dimples, and knoweth how to use her mouth." - Adverbs 8:69


Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 18, 2018 08:07 PM (8iiMU)

179 Keep crapping on the will of the American people. Eventually there will be a couple dozen wrinkled old clones in a Manhattan bar talking about the good old days of slick willy.

Posted by: Oldsailors poet at June 18, 2018 08:07 PM (PpWWv)

180 I will give a shit when one of these lib motherfuckers adopts 6 of these TB riddled urchins that only know how to take a dump in the landscaping.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2018 08:07 PM (GTVKY)

181 "Shithole - gate"


Posted by: whatever happened to... at June 18, 2018 08:07 PM (ItyGR)

182 When will Hogg boy disappear? Human being commit illegal acts. Illegal acts have consequences. That's not a difficult concept.



Posted by: Northernlurker lighter less filing at June 18, 2018 08:06 PM (eAMlh)

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Moron. Only guns commit illegal acts.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 18, 2018 08:07 PM (VgKNm)

183 "THIS PROBLEM" IS IN ANOTHER COUNTRY!

What did all those "hard working people" do to their country that rendered it unlivable?

Posted by: RKae at June 18, 2018 08:07 PM (8NOLx)

184 'They Quarrantine Dogs, Don't They' - Horrace McCoy (1935)

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 08:08 PM (MkVJm)

185 33
As the Sec. of DHS said to the press whores today, 10,000 kids have come
here with non-parental units, many of them being used by drug dealers.


But,
by all means, join in with Laura Bush and Moochelle Obama slamming PDT,
when both Bush and Choom Boy literally separated kids and "put them in
camps" for years.
==========
What it really means is that Laura, Big Mike, Choom, and W all support drug dealers kidnapping kids.


What lowlife pieces of sh** they are.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 18, 2018 08:08 PM (UsCnO)

186 Cruz is introducing a bill to effectively stop border enforcement. Stop separating illegal 'families' even if they are caught smuggling themselves across the border, and to adjudicate asylum claims in 14 days. How the fcvk can that happen we aren't even sure the illegals/asylum seekers are using their real names.

All this means is the flood we are seeing right now will become a tsunami.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at June 18, 2018 07:47 PM (l7Kbv)


Exactly. Even if they are, illegals do not show up to court to have their claims adjudicated. It's an open secret. There are rich networks that help them stay here illegally.

Wish the media gave one-tenth the attention and care to people who lose family to killings by illegals. Fcxk the media. Fvck u Gayle King. Go blow your bff Charlie Rose.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 18, 2018 08:09 PM (V6Xrh)

187 David Hogg's latest tweet:
Human beings are not illegal
Human beings are not illegal
........

Hey David, try sneaking into North Korea and stealing a Kim poster out of a hotel.

Posted by: wth at June 18, 2018 08:09 PM (HgMAr)

188 Be sure to remind him that he's risking the church's nonprofit status when he does that.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 18, 2018 08:06 PM (VgKNm)
---
I thought Trump had changed the Johnson rule?

Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2018 08:09 PM (vDqXW)

189 Trump should take the children and dump them on the streets of San
Francisco and Hollywood, or better yet Hawaii. Lets see how
compassionate the left really is?



Georgetown, Upper East Side NYC, North Shore Chicago, Beverly Hills, Buckhead neighborhood of Atlanta, ....etc.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2018 08:09 PM (ptqGC)

190 The louder the squeal, the more they are hurting.

Something is going on here in the background that has the agenda setters really worried, because this meme is being pushed by every leftist that I know.

Every. One. Of. Them.

All at the same time, everywhere, with slick words and graphics to support it.

And the non-partisans (and Trump supporters, of course) are ignoring them. Not one of my GOP/libertarian friends are biting on it with even a token offer of sympathy.

What I find fascinating is that years ago, the conservatives realized that it was a waste of breath to try and convince leftists of anything, now we just disengage trying to argue the points. Why bother, no one on the Internet can ever be persuaded.

Apparently the leftists haven't learned that lesson yet. And they are getting really frustrated by being ignored.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 18, 2018 08:10 PM (PHotS)

191 54 Cruz is introducing a bill to effectively stop border enforcement. Stop separating illegal 'families' even if they are caught smuggling themselves across the border, and to adjudicate asylum claims in 14 days. How the fcvk can that happen we aren't even sure the illegals/asylum seekers are using their real names.

All this means is the flood we are seeing right now will become a tsunami.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at June 18, 2018 07:47 PM (l7Kbv)

-----------------------------

Remember Ted was the super conservative guy who is super smart.

Until he has to make real decisions and stuff instead of speeches about the constitution, god, etc.


Posted by: William Eaton at June 18, 2018 08:03 PM (MuTTO)


Did Jimmy give him a hummer after the game ?

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 18, 2018 08:10 PM (M+Lyo)

192 I think the proposal Ted Cruz made today is a pretty good one.

There need to be separate facilities for those illegal border jumpers who cross with children, so they can stay together but not be given catch and release. It's just a matter of funding.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2018 08:10 PM (V2Yro)

193 and don't forget, even Satan can tell you What Happened.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 18, 2018 08:10 PM (KxbBq)

194 REMOVE AZTEC
REMOVE TIDE POD
REMOVE QUINOA
REMOVE MAYA

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 18, 2018 08:10 PM (fA1SL)

195 Hey David, try sneaking into North Korea and stealing a Kim poster out of a hotel.
Posted by: wth at June 18, 2018 08:09 PM (HgMAr)
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Starvation and brain damage from torture-induced subdural hemotomae are too good for the Hoggster.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2018 08:10 PM (UiRxW)

196 180
I will give a shit when one of these lib motherfuckers adopts 6 of
these TB riddled urchins that only know how to take a dump in the
landscaping.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2018 08:07 PM (GTVKY)

Not so fast! Fertilizer bought from the store is expensive!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 18, 2018 08:11 PM (UsCnO)

197 Scott Adams forgets that Trump will let them burn themselves out on this and then drop a Fact Tweet (#FactTweet) that fucks the Left and Democrats hard per usual.

He is Harry Houdini. It's just what he does.

Posted by: Mega at June 18, 2018 08:11 PM (rv0Fo)

198 Globalist mfkrs depend on a cheap labor force.

see also : Pharoah, Pyramids of Giza, Israelites

Posted by: canned hate at June 18, 2018 08:11 PM (ItyGR)

199 Posted by: canned hate at June 18, 2018 08:05 PM (ItyGR)

STFU asshat. I know plenty of Mexicans here and in Mexico that are hard working and would love nothing more than to be able to live safely in their own country. But their corrupt government, corrupt LEAs and the cartels (BIRM) have pretty much fucked that up for them.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 18, 2018 08:11 PM (qWg0i)

200 Whatever happened to all the kids who came up here in cattle cars from Central America? They've all disappeared. How about looking for them Kasey Hunt?

Posted by: clutch at June 18, 2018 08:11 PM (kiSdp)

201 Let's march these poor homeless shits to DC and dump them on the Capitol steps.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2018 08:11 PM (GTVKY)

202 Carmen San Diego has actually been living illegally in San Diego this entire time!

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 08:11 PM (MkVJm)

203 I will give a shit when one of these lib motherfuckers adopts 6 of these TB riddled urchins that only know how to take a dump in the landscaping.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2018 08:07 PM (GTVKY)

THIS should have been Jane's retort.


IN CHURCH!

Posted by: golfman at June 18, 2018 08:11 PM (zAmE9)

204 Cruz is introducing a bill to effectively stop border enforcement.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at June 18, 2018 07:47 PM (l7Kbv)
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That's not what I read. Border jumpers will still be detained, just children with the parents.

The bill also doubles the number of immigration judges to process each asylum claim in 14 days.

Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2018 08:11 PM (vDqXW)

205
194 - But not REMOVE FAJITAS.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2018 08:12 PM (LsBY9)

206

Another week, another try to knock Trump down and gain voters.

What will it be next?

Keep fighting. They are kicking and screaming because they know they are in deep trouble.

What will it be next? Something else made up, yes. But how far will they go? Will a Hollywood Director and Producer be involved? Props? A script?

I wouldn't put anything past these deeply disturbed people.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 18, 2018 08:12 PM (fceHP)

207 Something is going on here in the background that has the agenda setters really worried, because this meme is being pushed by every leftist that I know.

*****************************

The fact that they are squealing their heads off that it's not Congress's fault should indicate that a lot of people are accepting Trump's accurate assessment that it is indeed Congress's fault.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 18, 2018 08:12 PM (+dsLj)

208 Georgetown, Upper East Side NYC, North Shore Chicago, Beverly Hills, Buckhead neighborhood of Atlanta, ....etc.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2018 08:09 PM (ptqGC)

---------------------------

Avoid red states, pick out wealthy left wing areas in hard left wing states. Nothing in Atlanta, but Manhattan Island would be a good start. Hawaii makes the best choice, it won't be easy for them to migrate to another state, and no can say we are mistreating them. We are sending them to a tropical paradise!

Posted by: William Eaton at June 18, 2018 08:12 PM (MuTTO)

209 THIS PROBLEM" IS IN ANOTHER COUNTRY!

What did all those "hard working people" do to their country that rendered it unlivable?

Posted by: RKae at June 18, 2018 08:07 PM (8NOLx)


Always my go to for the Socratic method.


You fucked up your country, now you want to fuck up mine ?

Fuck you Pancho and the horse you rode in on

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 18, 2018 08:13 PM (M+Lyo)

210 Let us pray with Kasie.

Congress did not create this problem.
(Congress have mercy.)

Congress did NOT create this problem.
(Obama have mercy.)

CONGRESS DID NOT CREATE THIS PROBLEM.
(Congress have mercy.)

The Trump administration created this problem.
(No mercy for Trump.)

THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION CREATED THIS PROBLEM.
(No mercy for Trump.)

Amen.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 18, 2018 08:13 PM (2NqXo)

211
THIS should have been Jane's retort.





IN CHURCH!

Posted by: golfman at June 18, 2018 08:11 PM (zAmE9)


---

Not that I want anyone to get whooping cough, but a well-timed "whoop" before a coughing fit in a crowded room would work, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 18, 2018 08:13 PM (VgKNm)

212 I don't think people realize that Cruz is proposing a fix that is NOT "Catch and Release". His proposal wants to detain family units in separate facilities from the other border jumpers and criminals, and they stay in those facilities until they are either given asylum or sent back.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2018 08:13 PM (V2Yro)

213 Exactly. Even if they are, illegals do not show up to court to have their claims adjudicated. It's an open secret.

--

Ingraham had a woman on her radio show this morning that is part of an immigration policy think tank. Her stats show 80% do not show for their court hearings. 80%...

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 18, 2018 08:13 PM (mQ0Mc)

214 ok, I need a break. all this constant outrage is killing me. I don't need another heart attack.

Posted by: lin-duh at June 18, 2018 08:13 PM (kufk0)

215 As near as I can tell, the only people bitching abput this are the same people who bitch about Trump on every issue. That's not really backlash; it's astroturf.

Posted by: Triangular Racism Diagram Afficionado at June 18, 2018 08:13 PM (H5knJ)

216 Scott Adams hasn't been wrong yet. Just sayin'.

Posted by: rickl at June 18, 2018 08:13 PM (sdi6R)

217 171
When will Hogg boy disappear? Human being commit illegal acts. Illegal acts have consequences. That's not a difficult concept.

Posted by: Northernlurker lighter less filing at June 18, 2018 08:06 PM (eAMlh)

Mr. and Mrs. Hogg committed an illegal act by spawning the little creep.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 18, 2018 08:14 PM (8iiMU)

218 28 F' them in the squeakhole. The whole lot of them.

Posted by: SteveOReno, as an intelligent person, I self-identify as a Moron at June 18, 2018 07:43 PM (2sCft)


F' them in the squeakhole.
F' them IN the squeakhole.
F' THEM IN THE SQUEAKHOLE.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at June 18, 2018 08:14 PM (NL6wI)

219 Well, I'm off to read a book and attempt to lower my BP.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2018 08:14 PM (ptqGC)

220 Do the media not know that they are actively reducing illegal immigration with every story on this?

I was 80% sure Trump would build a wall. I had no idea he would dupe the MSM into a formation of human shields to do it.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 18, 2018 08:14 PM (yL25O)

221 194. Heh. Reminds me of a business proposal Dario and I had once. 'Rancho Gringo Malo,' a Mexican restaurant without the Mexicans.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 18, 2018 08:14 PM (fA1SL)

222 Propaganda. It's what's for dinner.



brought to you by:

The MSM

and

Posted by: The Ad Council at June 18, 2018 08:15 PM (UdKB7)

223 I disagree with Scott Adams here. This is NOT a losing issue.

The left is incapable of not massively overplaying their hand EVERY SINGLE TIME.

Posted by: Ktgreat at June 18, 2018 08:15 PM (f8ilN)

224 Whilst we're talking about sh!tholes, we don't just mean Nicaragua, El Salvador, and Venezuela.

Luton and London are shitholes too.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 18, 2018 08:15 PM (6FqZa)

225 Her stats show 80% do not show for their court hearings. 80%...
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 18, 2018 08:13 PM (mQ0Mc)

During their hard work, they figured out, How are they gonna find me?

Posted by: golfman at June 18, 2018 08:15 PM (zAmE9)

226 Before I leave, Kasie Hunt is a regular on Morning Joke. FYI.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2018 08:15 PM (ptqGC)

227 the first time i saw camera hogg, i wondered what the fuck is a young peter north doing on tv? oh well, maybe peter has an illegitimate spawn sack on the loose.

Posted by: chvez the hugo at June 18, 2018 08:15 PM (KP5rU)

228 Mr. and Mrs. Hogg committed an illegal act by spawning the little creep.

Possibly, depending on when was sodomy made legal in FL.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 18, 2018 08:16 PM (6FqZa)

229 10
Let us pray with Kasie.



Congress did not create this problem.

(Congress have mercy.)



Congress did NOT create this problem.

(Obama have mercy.)



CONGRESS DID NOT CREATE THIS PROBLEM.

(Congress have mercy.)



The Trump administration created this problem.

(No mercy for Trump.)



THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION CREATED THIS PROBLEM.

(No mercy for Trump.)



Amen.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 18, 2018 08:13 PM (2NqXo)

I just laughed. and laughed again.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 18, 2018 08:16 PM (UsCnO)

230 Mr. and Mrs. Hogg committed an illegal act by spawning the little creep.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 18, 2018 08:14 PM (8iiMU)

It's only illegal if a gun was involved.

Posted by: David Hogg Logic at June 18, 2018 08:16 PM (Lr3FA)

231 From what are all these folks claiming asylum? Because at the moment it kinda sounds like the answer is "lack of free stuff."

Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 18, 2018 08:16 PM (2xR5z)

232 Repost. Everyone of these people that are granted asylum is immediately given a green card, housing assistance, food stamps, Medicaid, and chain migration. They also receive a cash stipend of $2,500 for each adult and $1,500 FOR EACH CHILD EVERY MONTH. This information came from Jeff Sessions' website when he was in the Senate.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2018 08:17 PM (GTVKY)

233 230 Mr. and Mrs. Hogg committed an illegal act by spawning the little creep.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 18, 2018 08:14 PM (8iiMU)

It's only illegal if a gun was involved.
Posted by: David Hogg Logic at June 18, 2018 08:16 PM (Lr3FA)

And if a gun WAS involved...

Would that make Hogg...

A Son of a Gun?

Posted by: Don Q at June 18, 2018 08:17 PM (NgKpN)

234 223 I disagree with Scott Adams here. This is NOT a losing issue. "

No, Adams understands the optics - so does Trump. So does Cruz.

The question is, how to deal with this issue reasonably without resorting to Catch and Release, which is what the leftists want. Cruz's proposal today is a very elegant and workable way to do exactly that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2018 08:17 PM (V2Yro)

235 228
Mr. and Mrs. Hogg committed an illegal act by spawning the little creep.



Possibly, depending on when was sodomy made legal in FL.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 18, 2018 08:16 PM (6FqZa)

If only Mrs Hogg acquiesced to taking it up the squeakhole nine months earlier.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 18, 2018 08:17 PM (8iiMU)

236 Is Sandra Fluke still in the barrel, throw little Hogglet in there

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 18, 2018 08:17 PM (M+Lyo)

237 It looks bad for conservatives right now, as far as I can see.

But on the other hand, there have been many times when the left had momentum and all they had to do is not go crazy, and they can't avoid it.

Crazy is the porchlight to their mothy selves.

Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2018 08:18 PM (vDqXW)

238 Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2018 08:11 PM (vDqXW)

Children will remain with parents unless they are other criminal or danger circumstances. Of course this will just have the illegals crossing the border with any kid they can find whether it's theirs or not. Also Cruz mentions 'until their asylum claim' can be heard. This ignores that these are not asylum seeking people but rather illegals who got caught.

I'm done. Everyman for themselves.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 18, 2018 08:18 PM (2DOZq)

239 194 - But not REMOVE FAJITAS.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2018 08:12 PM

Why would one REMOVE KEBAB?

Did I miss the birth of a meme somewhere?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 18, 2018 08:18 PM (BAML8)

240 Statue of Liberty was supposed to be the lighthouse for the Med end of the Suez canal. They didn't buy it. Sculptor about went nuts trying to figure out what to do with it.

She stood right there while liberal Dems sent shiploads of refugee Jews back to Europe. Didn't weep a lick. All of a sudden she's bawling every day? I have to wonder if she's on something. Happens to French girls, of an age.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 18, 2018 08:18 PM (H5rtT)

241 231 From what are all these folks claiming asylum? Because at the moment it kinda sounds like the answer is "lack of free stuff."
Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 18, 2018 08:16 PM (2xR5z)

Drug Gangs

Spousal Abuse

Being Gay

Or, in other words.... victims... just the type of people we want in the US... more... victims.

Posted by: Don Q at June 18, 2018 08:18 PM (NgKpN)

242 Four-and-a-half months to the election, and we get this stuff. I cannot imagine what the next 6 or 7 "outrages" the Dems/MFM have teed-up to dial their Trump-Nazi-White Supremacist Nativist-Deplorable-Evil Heartless Rethuglican rhetoric up to eleven-squared before November.
Posted by: Gref at June 18, 2018 08:05 PM

How many statues must weep before we DO something????

Posted by: Gayle Drag King at June 18, 2018 08:19 PM (2NqXo)

243 I gave the Bushes the benefit of the doubt for years.

No more.


They are just as much opportunistic, globalist elites as Hillary or Soros.

Posted by: canned hate at June 18, 2018 08:19 PM (ItyGR)

244 Cruz's proposal today is a very elegant and workable way to do exactly that.


What's his proposal?

I was thinking WWII-style internment camps. Keep families together but no catch and release.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 18, 2018 08:19 PM (fuK7c)

245 The question is, how to deal with this issue reasonably without resorting to Catch and Release, which is what the leftists want. Cruz's proposal today is a very elegant and workable way to do exactly that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2018 08:17 PM (V2Yro)

>>> As long as there are no Hawaiians appointed as immigration judges. Cruz's plan can work as long as PDT or a like-minded person is in the White House.

Posted by: Gref at June 18, 2018 08:20 PM (AMIL/)

246 Children will remain with parents unless they are other criminal or danger circumstances. Of course this will just have the illegals crossing the border with any kid they can find whether it's theirs or not. Also Cruz mentions 'until their asylum claim' can be heard. This ignores that these are not asylum seeking people but rather illegals who got caught.

I'm done. Everyman for themselves.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 18, 2018 08:18 PM (2DOZq)

Which is already the current policy.

Watch the head of the DHS today on u tube...

Posted by: Don Q at June 18, 2018 08:20 PM (NgKpN)

247 239. Here. REMOVE KEBAB. Meme born if copypasta to the toe-tapping 'God is a Serb,' aka 'Serbia Strong.'

https://youtu.be/VCzEtiB_cFc

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 18, 2018 08:20 PM (fA1SL)

248 We had a liberal stand up in church on Sunday and tell the congregation we have to STOP PDT from keeping children from their parents in camps.

He and his wife are huge Obama, then Hillary, supporters.

I can barely be civil to them in church, but I am.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2018 08:05 PM (ptqGC)

I might have stood up and stated that I supported the president falling the law like it says to do in the Bible.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at June 18, 2018 08:21 PM (J70i0)

249 Cruz is introducing a bill to effectively stop border enforcement. Stop
separating illegal 'families' even if they are caught smuggling
themselves across the border, and to adjudicate asylum claims in 14
days. How the fcvk can that happen we aren't even sure the
illegals/asylum seekers are using their real names.



All this means is the flood we are seeing right now will become a tsunami.

...


Quoted. Truth.

Posted by: canned hate at June 18, 2018 08:21 PM (ItyGR)

250 Scott Adams hasn't been wrong yet. Just sayin'.

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I might be wrong but I think Scott Adams once said Hillary was going to win a few times. The point being that his opinion is based on which way the wind is blowing.

I think initially this might put a dent in Trump for 5 minutes, but because the media will again be insufferably out of control, overplay their hand and get stuck on this 24/7 for 3-4 months, at which point nobody will give a fuck anymore.

As proof of this, See Stormy #1.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 18, 2018 08:21 PM (+dsLj)

251 They are just as much opportunistic, globalist elites as Hillary or Soros.
Posted by: canned hate at June 18, 2018 08:19 PM (ItyGR)
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The Bush family is dead to me. I can't believe I ever stuck up for those pricks.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2018 08:21 PM (UiRxW)

252 I was thinking WWII-style internment camps. Keep families together but no catch and release.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 18, 2018 08:19 PM

Just. Like. Hitler!!!!11!!!!

/s

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 18, 2018 08:21 PM (BAML8)

253
Isn't much of a catch if you let them go free immediately.

What? You take down their name and give them a 'ticket', like a traffic stop for speeding?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 18, 2018 08:21 PM (roQNm)

254 Perhaps it makes sense to write to your representatives. It makes no sense for me to write to Patty Murray and Maria Cantwell. My local rep, Jamie Herrarra-Butler is a never trumper, so no use to write to her either.

And I'm not surprised about Cruz either.

Posted by: notsothoreau at June 18, 2018 08:21 PM (JKNZq)

255 Children will remain with parents unless they are other criminal or danger circumstances. Of course this will just have the illegals crossing the border with any kid they can find whether it's theirs or not. Also Cruz mentions 'until their asylum claim' can be heard. This ignores that these are not asylum seeking people but rather illegals who got caught.

I'm done. Everyman for themselves.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 18, 2018 08:18 PM (2DOZq)
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If border jumpers start to cross with kids they picked up, all they will get is to be detained with those kids. I don't see any thing claiming a phony kid would buy you.

Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2018 08:22 PM (vDqXW)

256 Why don't those fuckin' Americans just die already?

Those fuckin' white, black, hispanic, jew, homo, straight, male or female Americans should just die already so those noble foreigners can lead us to a bright new tomorrow.

Posted by: This Is CNN at June 18, 2018 08:22 PM (SebRf)

257 Also Cruz mentions 'until their asylum claim' can be heard. This ignores that these are not asylum seeking people but rather illegals who got caught. "

I think that you do not realize that currently, Federal Law MANDATES that anyone who comes across the border, even those crossing illegally, have to be given a Court Hearing if they make a claim for Asylum. We are talking about Respecting the Law, well I don't think it's a good law, but right now, THAT IS THE LAW.

That's the reason Cruz said that - until that law is changed, that HAS to be done under our laws.

I think a lot of you are just waking up to how screwed up our laws have been on this matter, and they have been for a long time. But you can't say "Obey The LAW!" when it is the Law itself that is the problem, which is the case here. We have got to be a lot more clever than that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2018 08:22 PM (V2Yro)

258 I am very concerned that the Republicans are on the losing side of this issue.
They need to show the American people that they are compassionate, otherwise they will lose big this fall, and Trump will not be able to get his agenda pushed through.

They really need to address this issue quickly.
I hope something can be put before Trump next week.
If Congress doesn't do this, then I fear the Democrats will make big strides, and maybe even take over the House.


Posted by: Concern Troll With One Name at June 18, 2018 08:22 PM (8iiMU)

259 It looks bad for conservatives right now, as far as I can see.


Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2018 08:18 PM (vDqXW)

Define Conservative.

Otherwise, immigration enforcement is a winner for our side.

Other than those than will never come to our side, who would oppose it ?

AA's enjoying lowest unemployment on record? Teetering former Dems in the Rust Belt? Young people looking for manual labor jobs. Even the LEGAL Latinos want enforcement.

Posted by: golfman at June 18, 2018 08:22 PM (zAmE9)

260 I'm sure this has been said in many ways in the past, but keep in mind:

Dems love to play the game of "give us what we want now, and we'll give you what you want later." Which is true is what "you" want is nothing.
Trump has shown little or no tendency to play by those rules. One must hope he continues to do so.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 18, 2018 08:23 PM (KxbBq)

261 I don't see any thing claiming a phony kid would buy you.


You ain't seen nothing yet.

Posted by: Red Chief at June 18, 2018 08:23 PM (fuK7c)

262 But on the other hand, there have been many times when the left had momentum and all they had to do is not go crazy, and they can't avoid it.

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You mean like interviewing Stormy's lawyer 59 days in a row?

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 18, 2018 08:23 PM (+dsLj)

263 252 I was thinking WWII-style internment camps. Keep families together but no catch and release.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 18, 2018 08:19 PM

Just. Like. Hitler!!!!11!!!!

/s
Posted by: RedMindBlueState


Just like the Democrats.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 18, 2018 08:23 PM (rj3Mq)

264 How about heaping calumny on the heads of the Obama Administration, huh?

You know... the ones who knew this was standing US law and encouraged these people to come here on a wink, wink, nudge, nudge assurance that the law wouldn't be enforced?

I won't hold my breath.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2018 08:23 PM (UiRxW)

265
I was thinking WWII-style internment camps. Keep families together but no catch and release.

Posted by: Bandersnatch


Locations: the Hamptons, Ann Arbor, Georgetown, Marin County, Santa Cruz.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2018 08:24 PM (LsBY9)

266
Thinking back on the election - remember Teddy Bear Cruz taking toys and soccer balls to illegal kids?

With Glenn "Nevertrumper" Beck ?


Yeah.

Posted by: canned hate at June 18, 2018 08:24 PM (ItyGR)

267 The Bush family is dead to me. I can't believe I ever stuck up for those pricks.

--

I knew who George H. W. was almost from the beginning, but I thought 'W' was different.

We had to take 'H.W.' to get Regan. We had to take "W." to not get Gore.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 18, 2018 08:24 PM (roQNm)

268 I might be wrong but I think Scott Adams once said Hillary was going to win a few times. The point being that his opinion is based on which way the wind is blowing.


Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 18, 2018 08:21 PM (+dsLj)
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I don't think so. Adams has been an adept analyst.

Analysis is not divination. You're right on some things, you're surprisingly wrong on others.

Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2018 08:24 PM (vDqXW)

269
How many statues must weep before we DO something????
Posted by: Gayle Drag King


Sounds like some Doctor Who reference.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 18, 2018 08:24 PM (IqV8l)

270 Cruz is introducing a bill to effectively stop border enforcement.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at June 18, 2018 07:47 PM (l7Kbv)
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That's not what I read. Border jumpers will still be detained, just children with the parents.

The bill also doubles the number of immigration judges to process each asylum claim in 14 days.
Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2018 08:11 PM (vDqXW)

Then that is good. As long as they are detained and not allowed to leave, nexause they cannot e counted on to return. As far as the judges...will they just wave them in? Set court dates to tell them to return...which they won't.

Where is my fvcking wall.

I'm sorry Mexico is a shithole and people want to leave, but taking our country down with them helps no one. And all these illegals are breaking America apart, on every front.

Plus, we have accepted a huge voting block of uneducated people who don't speak English who don't know shit about our history or culture and want it to become their own country. Believe me. I've heard it directly from their lips.

Wall. Yesterday.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 18, 2018 08:25 PM (V6Xrh)

271 252 I was thinking WWII-style internment camps. Keep families together but no catch and release.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 18, 2018 08:19 PM

That's a harsh way of putting it, but that is EXACTLY what Cruz's bill is proposing, with this twist - he will double the number of immigration judges, with the goal of holding a hearing on any asylum claim within 14 days of it being made. With enough manpower, there is no reason this cannot be done. And if their claim of asylum is found to be without merit, they are shipped back to their country of origin immediately.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2018 08:25 PM (V2Yro)

272 The Bush family is dead to me. I can't believe I ever stuck up for those pricks.
I knew who George H. W. was almost from the beginning, but I thought 'W' was different.
We had to take 'H.W.' to get Regan. We had to take "W." to not get Gore.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 18, 2018 08:24 PM (roQNm)

Yup......Stay out da Bushes.

Assholes every one of them.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 18, 2018 08:25 PM (EoRCO)

273 I think a lot of you are just waking up to how screwed up our laws have been on this matter, and they have been for a long time. But you can't say "Obey The LAW!" when it is the Law itself that is the problem, which is the case here. We have got to be a lot more clever than that.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2018 08:22 PM (V2Yro)

Actually... the law is not screwed up. Its not very 'nice', but its definitely nicer than most other countries.

Its just the Liberals have something to scream about... this is the Outrage du jure....

Posted by: Don Q at June 18, 2018 08:25 PM (NgKpN)

274 Obama encouraged this problemObama separated familiesAmericans want an end to illegal invasionAmericans want reduced legal immigrationObama/Congress failed the peopleTrump will solve the problem, Build the Wall turn off CNNTURN OFF CNN

Posted by: illiniwek at June 18, 2018 08:25 PM (bT8Z4)

275 I am very concerned that the Republicans are on the losing side of this issue.
They need to show the American people that they are compassionate, otherwise they will lose big this fall, and Trump will not be able to get his agenda pushed through.

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We are. At least we don't gut them and cut off an ear like nutria.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 18, 2018 08:25 PM (rj3Mq)

276 Maybe this is why we need a wall? These people can then be funneled to a "take a number" line and Mexico can figure out what to do with them until they finally get to stand in front of a US border agent and claim they want to come in because President Caliente in whatever Central American country has a price on their head because they know his secrets. And then can be promptly denied and they don't get in past the portal.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 18, 2018 08:25 PM (OdLH1)

277 Anything that says asylum should be a total non starter. Please read #232

Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2018 08:25 PM (GTVKY)

278 For one thing black unemployment numbers are down. Democrats can't have the blacks working and realizing they control their own destiny. Better get the flood of illegals moving to drive down wages and create some new hostage voters.

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 18, 2018 08:26 PM (M+Lyo)

279 Gayle King? That's Orca's girlfriend?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 18, 2018 08:26 PM (SiINZ)

280 We need common sense Hogg control.




Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 18, 2018 08:26 PM (8iiMU)

281 Cruz trusts judges. His plan reflects that.


I do not.

Posted by: canned hate at June 18, 2018 08:26 PM (ItyGR)

282 251
They are just as much opportunistic, globalist elites as Hillary or Soros.

Posted by: canned hate at June 18, 2018 08:19 PM (ItyGR)

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The Bush family is dead to me. I can't believe I ever stuck up for those pricks.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2018 08:21 PM (UiRxW)

I officially apologize to my late father for supporting W. After about 2003, he would bitch about W, saying he is worse than Clinton. Dad, you were correct, I was wrong. He passed in late 2011, not knowing of the horror of Barky II, nor the happiness of DJT.

I hope he reads AoS in heaven.

Wait, what am I thinking? Of course he does!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 18, 2018 08:26 PM (UsCnO)

283 *sorry for typos

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 18, 2018 08:26 PM (V6Xrh)

284 These People Are Natural Born Conservatives!


(Remember that one?)

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 08:26 PM (MkVJm)

285 Dawg, you are permitted no felonies; In fact, if you displease us and commit no felony we will create one for you.

Posted by: Deep State at June 18, 2018 08:26 PM (qK2iX)

286 comments don't like my return button

... turn off CNN

Posted by: illiniwek at June 18, 2018 08:27 PM (bT8Z4)

287 Gayle King is almost as hot as Arsenio Hall in Drag.

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 08:27 PM (MkVJm)

288 "The statue of Liberty is weeping,"




Why? Because some writing on a statue is the law of the land.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 18, 2018 08:27 PM (SiINZ)

289 Cruz trusts judges. His plan reflects that.


I do not.
Posted by: canned hate at June 18, 2018 08:26 PM (ItyGR)



Some Hawaiian Judge: You can trust me.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 18, 2018 08:27 PM (SiINZ)

290 This happened in my neighborhood, but oh well, wrong administration, so, not useful.

https://tinyurl.com/yb53dw5e

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at June 18, 2018 08:28 PM (uHpLt)

291 I guess this is the issue they've chosen to take the attention away from the IG Report, eh?

Posted by: stuff at June 18, 2018 08:28 PM (qqd/S)

292
These People Are Natural Born Conservatives!

The Fertile Ones!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 18, 2018 08:28 PM (IqV8l)

293 That's a harsh way of putting it, but that is EXACTLY what Cruz's bill is proposing, with this twist...


Cool. Always liked that guy. And he beat Jimmy Kimmel.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 18, 2018 08:29 PM (fuK7c)

294 "The statue of Liberty is weeping,"



Well it is French, so...

Posted by: canned hate at June 18, 2018 08:29 PM (ItyGR)

295 291
I guess this is the issue they've chosen to take the attention away from the IG Report, eh?


Posted by: stuff at June 18, 2018 08:28 PM (qqd/S)

Look!

Posted by: A Squirrel at June 18, 2018 08:29 PM (8iiMU)

296 I fucking hate the Bushes. They made me doubt now my ability to accurately read people.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 18, 2018 08:29 PM (+dsLj)

297 281 Cruz trusts judges. His plan reflects that.

I do not.

A silly thing to say. If there are no judges, there is no law. Plenty of countries operate that way, but I don't want to live in them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2018 08:29 PM (V2Yro)

298 This is all meant to distract from the booming economy and Trump's rise in the polls.
It's also to try and ram amnesty down our throats so the 1% can have their slave labor and ensure the disenfranchisement of American citizens due to illegals voting.

Posted by: ALH at June 18, 2018 08:30 PM (j4CjU)

299 natural born conservatives ... they want to conserve what they have in their home country ... socialism. Go ahead, stay home and conserve away.

Posted by: illiniwek at June 18, 2018 08:30 PM (bT8Z4)

300 Repost. Everyone of these people that are granted asylum is immediately given a green card, housing assistance, food stamps, Medicaid, and chain migration. They also receive a cash stipend of $2,500 for each adult and $1,500 FOR EACH CHILD EVERY MONTH. This information came from Jeff Sessions' website when he was in the Senate.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2018 08:17 PM (GTVKY)


Are you fvcking kidding me?! Wonder how Americans would feel if this was publicized. Low income people probably don't make this amount of money....not even close. Nor all the other benefits.

Hey, but screw our Vets. The money that has gone to illegals should have been spent on our Vets.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 18, 2018 08:30 PM (V6Xrh)

301 Here. REMOVE KEBAB. Meme born if copypasta to the toe-tapping 'God is a Serb,' aka 'Serbia Strong.'

https://youtu.be/VCzEtiB_cFc
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 18, 2018 08:20 PM

Ah. It's all suddenly clear.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 18, 2018 08:31 PM (BAML8)

302 Give them a gallon of water, 2 peanut butter sandwiches, and drop them on the other side of the border to get home. All of them even the illegal Swiss.

Posted by: a cougar scissoring a bobcat while eating some beaver at June 18, 2018 08:31 PM (Z3wXf)

303 I guess this is the issue they've chosen to take the attention away from the IG Report, eh?
Posted by: stuff at June 18, 2018 08:28 PM (qqd/S)
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If you stretched a net across the road and caught 100 Americans, maybe 10 would know what the IG report was.

And 8 of them would think it did not nothing more than exonerate Hillary, and place the blame for her loss at Comey's feet.

That's what the executive summary was for... to give the media its talking points, and draw attention away from the report's conclusions.

This is a new front they are trying to open.

I suspect it's to try and corner Trump and bully him into signing the new Republican Scamnesty.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2018 08:32 PM (UiRxW)

304
A silly thing to say. If there are no judges, there is no law. Plenty of countries operate that way, but I don't want to live in them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2018 08:29 PM (V2Yro)


I may be a minority of one, but I prefer judges who base their decisions on the law instead of feeelz.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2018 08:32 PM (LsBY9)

305 10,000 democrats on the streets of Seattle. Democrats solution. Mexicans.

Posted by: PhilDirt at June 18, 2018 08:32 PM (mCZxS)

306 A silly thing to say. If there are no judges, there is no law. Plenty of countries operate that way, but I don't want to live in them.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2018 08:29 PM (V2Yro)
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+1

Neither do I trust judges, and wish they weren't expanding their jurisdictions all the time. But that doesn't mean, I distrust any system with judges. Good judging helps the rule of law.

Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2018 08:32 PM (vDqXW)

307 Cruz trusts judges. His plan reflects that.

I do not.

A silly thing to say. If there are no judges, there is no law. Plenty of countries operate that way, but I don't want to live in them.
Posted by: Tom Servo


We'll still have judges. They'll just be Random Hawaiian Judge.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 18, 2018 08:32 PM (rj3Mq)

308 287
Gayle King is almost as hot as Arsenio Hall in Drag.

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 08:27 PM (MkVJm)

Wow, that is a hell of a lot of vodka you have been pounding.

Arsenio is much better looking.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 18, 2018 08:32 PM (UsCnO)

309 Posted by: a cougar scissoring a bobcat while eating some beaver at June 18, 2018 08:31 PM (Z3wXf)

Do you have a video newsletter?


Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 18, 2018 08:32 PM (8iiMU)

310 Asylum, in this context, is covered by the Refugee Act of 1980. That is the law that gives non-citizens the right to have a court hearing upon a claim they require political asylum.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2018 08:33 PM (V2Yro)

311 Build the wall, no families cross unless they find one of the big beautiful gates where they may apply to enter the US.

Oh yes, and send all the photos of the children in cages during the reign of error known as Obama.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at June 18, 2018 08:33 PM (DxWUs)

312 Hey Assholes: It's the Statue of LIBERTY, not the Statue of. COME ON EVERYBODY WHO'S NOT AMERICAN COME IN AND GET FREE SHIT NOW.

Posted by: Minuteman at June 18, 2018 08:33 PM (SebRf)

313 Plus, we have accepted a huge voting block of uneducated people who don't speak English who don't know shit about our history or culture and want it to become their own country. Believe me. I've heard it directly from their lips.

Wall. Yesterday.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 18, 2018 08:25 PM (V6Xrh)

Import a bunch of illiterates and their kids.

Watch school test scores plummet for two generations.

Bitch about teachers not being paid enough because scores are falling because the best teachers are moving on.

Winning...

Posted by: AFT at June 18, 2018 08:33 PM (zAmE9)

314
All of them even the illegal Swiss.

No, them we exile to Sitka.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2018 08:34 PM (LsBY9)

315 If there are no judges, there is no law. Plenty of countries operate that way, but I don't want to live in them.
.....

Newsflash, kid.

You already do.

Posted by: canned hate at June 18, 2018 08:34 PM (ItyGR)

316 platypus, I'm not fucking kidding. That's the big lawfare push for asylum. This needs to be repeated often.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2018 08:34 PM (GTVKY)

317 I can barely be civil to them in church, but I am.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2018 08:05 PM (ptqGC)


Jane, you're too nice to the Lefty assholes in your life and it's obviously affecting your badly. Lefties back-pedal and try to say "Oh, I didn't mean you" when you pin them down on the ramifications of whatever tripe they are pontificating about.

You should have asked this guy why children of illegal aliens apparently deserve better treatment than the children of native American citizens since children are separated from their parents all the time for various reasons such as when their parents are in jail. You won't convince the Lefty, but the argument is for the benefit of those listening in the audience.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at June 18, 2018 08:34 PM (5Yee7)

318 We'll still have judges. They'll just be Random Hawaiian Judge.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 18, 2018 08:32 PM (rj3Mq)
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Unfortunately, the only thing we have to reign these jerks in are the judges above them.

And if Congress would impeach now and then.

Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2018 08:34 PM (vDqXW)

319 307
Cruz trusts judges. His plan reflects that.



I do not.



A silly thing to say. If there are no judges, there is no law.
Plenty of countries operate that way, but I don't want to live in them.

Posted by: Tom Servo





We'll still have judges. They'll just be Random Hawaiian Judge.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 18, 2018 08:32 PM (rj3Mq)

Trump is fixing this situation as fast as he can. Even McTurtle says he is going to keep the Senate from vacation if they don't speed it up and appoint more nominations quickly.

That is a good thing.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 18, 2018 08:34 PM (UsCnO)

320 Cruz just conceded that the Trump administration was being cruel and reprehensible. You don't think the Left is going to pat Cruz on the back and say good job right? They will say they were right and this is just the evil Republicans damage control.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 18, 2018 08:35 PM (2DOZq)

321 With enough manpower, there is no reason this cannot
be done. And if their claim of asylum is found to be without merit,
they are shipped back to their country of origin immediately.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2018 08:25 PM (V2Yro)

Any idea how long it would take to hire/train 500 or so immigration judges? It took them a couple years to go from 350 to 500 if I remember right.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 18, 2018 08:35 PM (rnXGe)

322 Build that wall already.

Nice and high.

And don't forget to electrify.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 18, 2018 08:35 PM (EoRCO)

323 No, them we exile to Sitka.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2018 08:34 PM (LsBY9)



Da Bears coach? He ain't gonna take them

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 18, 2018 08:35 PM (SiINZ)

324 We'll still have judges. They'll just be Random Hawaiian Judge.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 18, 2018 08:32 PM (rj3Mq)

Don't forget us.

Posted by: Juries at June 18, 2018 08:36 PM (zAmE9)

325 These People Are Natural Born Conservatives!


(Remember that one?)
Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 08:26 PM (MkVJm)

There is some truth to that one, legally immigrated Latinos tend to be considerably more conservative than other minorities. I believe around 34% of Hispanic voters voted for Trump in 2016*.

*This statistic is taken from exit polls, so take it with a grainblock of salt.

Posted by: Surfperch at June 18, 2018 08:36 PM (Lr3FA)

326 Cruz just conceded that the Trump administration was being cruel and reprehensible. You don't think the Left is going to pat Cruz on the back and say good job right? They will say they were right and this is just the evil Republicans damage control.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 18, 2018 08:35 PM (2DOZq)



He should go back to practicing basketball.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 18, 2018 08:36 PM (SiINZ)

327 Cruz just conceded that the Trump administration was being cruel and reprehensible. You don't think the Left is going to pat Cruz on the back and say good job right? They will say they were right and this is just the evil Republicans damage control.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 18, 2018 08:35 PM (2DOZq)
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If that's what Cruz did by offering a bill to address this, after Trump said that Congress can fix it, then Melania already did that last night.

Secondly, they are always going to say shit. It's what their messaging batteries are all about. Manufacture party lines to plug.

Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2018 08:37 PM (vDqXW)

328
I may be a minority of one, but I prefer judges who base their decisions on the law instead of feeelz.



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2018 08:32 PM (LsBY9)

So, you don't live in Hawaii. Or any 9th Circuit state.

The geography is great, but the government sucks.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 18, 2018 08:37 PM (UsCnO)

329 I can barely be civil to them in church, but I am.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2018 08:05 PM (ptqGC)

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I would have told them to blow me. Loudly.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 18, 2018 08:37 PM (+dsLj)

330 Cruz just conceded that the Trump administration was being cruel and reprehensible. You don't think the Left is going to pat Cruz on the back and say good job right? They will say they were right and this is just the evil Republicans damage control.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp


Fuck Cruz. Bastard won't get my vote in the general election. He knows the true score, yet he want to act like that.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 18, 2018 08:38 PM (rj3Mq)

331 Even McTurtle says he is going to keep the Senate from vacation if they don't speed it up and appoint more nominations quickly.

That is a good thing.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 18, 2018 08:34 PM (UsCnO)
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I have a strong suspicion that this to prevent any recess appointments by Trump.

My understanding of this byzantine nonsense is incomplete, though.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2018 08:38 PM (UiRxW)

332 Who is this freak show on Tucker?

Posted by: Infidel at June 18, 2018 08:38 PM (LBSeG)

333 Statue of Liberty ... lighting the way (of liberty) for the world -- (original meaning)
So how can we bring liberty to these foreign countries and their people?
Not by turning our country into a fascist/socialist/corrupt state like the one the illegals are leaving.

Not by inviting the whole world here.

Not by "free trading" that treat their citizens like slaves, pollute as they produce cheap stuff, and use profits to fight us.

Maybe by trading and aligning only with those countries that clean up their corruption and bring personal liberty to their people. But then how would grifters and globalists make their riches and build their New World Order where they don't have to face elections?

Posted by: illiniwek at June 18, 2018 08:38 PM (bT8Z4)

334 320 Cruz just conceded that the Trump administration was being cruel and reprehensible. You don't think the Left is going to pat Cruz on the back and say good job right? They will say they were right and this is just the evil Republicans damage control."

If you noticed, Trump himself called on Congress to change the law.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2018 08:38 PM (V2Yro)

335 The Statue of Liberty cannot weep, its a statue.

Kate Steinley's parents in the other hand...

Posted by: Kreplach at June 18, 2018 08:38 PM (UfMVm)

336 Repost. Everyone of these people that are granted asylum is immediately given a green card, housing assistance, food stamps, Medicaid, and chain migration. They also receive a cash stipend of $2,500 for each adult and $1,500 FOR EACH CHILD EVERY MONTH. This information came from Jeff Sessions' website when he was in the Senate.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2018 08:17 PM (GTVKY)

They also often end up being a ward of a church who then provides them with assistance getting all the kiddies enrolled in school, and the older ones , if they can passably read or write, enrolled or eligible for free college.

This is what the Somali refugee who drove onto a sidewalk at Ohio State last year injuring several people before he was shot dead by campus police, was receiving, despite having only been in the country for about two years. He was enrolled at OSU via the state and federal refugee programs, was living in provided housing off campus with a bunch of family members, after having spent a year at a local community college under the same program.


All paid for by you and me, with money funneled through churches and non profits.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 18, 2018 08:38 PM (OdLH1)

337 Who is this freak show on Tucker?
Posted by: Infidel at June 18, 2018 08:38 PM (LBSeG)

Seems this is a nightly HQ question.

Posted by: golfman at June 18, 2018 08:39 PM (zAmE9)

338 Judge strikes down Kansas voter ID law, orders Kobach take legal classes

A federal judge on Monday permanently struck down Kansas's proof-of-citizenship voter registration law, handing down a blistering ruling against Kansas Secretary of State Kris Kobach, one of the country's most vocal advocates of voter-ID laws.



Yeah about those judges. Another feckless cvnt who make rulings based on personal opinion and not the law

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 18, 2018 08:39 PM (SiINZ)

339 Fuck Cruz. Bastard won't get my vote in the general election. He knows the true score, yet he want to act like that."

So you're going to vote for "Citizenship for Everybody!!" Beto? Yeah, that'll teach Cruz a lesson.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2018 08:39 PM (V2Yro)

340 If you noticed, Trump himself called on Congress to change the law.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2018 08:38 PM (V2Yro)
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Yup.

That's what motivated the

Congress did not create this problem.
Congress did NOT create this problem.
Congress did NOT create this PROBLEM.
...

Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2018 08:40 PM (vDqXW)

341 build the wall
shut the gate

Posted by: concrete girl at June 18, 2018 08:40 PM (yzU5t)

342 It matters generally as Trump Derangement Syndrome, and more specifically, as a "squirrel!" to get the spotlight away from the IG's report on Hillary's emails.

Posted by: Wethal at June 18, 2018 08:40 PM (3RspO)

343 The Statue of Liberty is weeping? What other bodily fluids exude from that statue and under what conditions?

If America is working hard does she sweat? If their is an unusually wet spring does she micturate? If too many beaners come into the country does she have an uncontrolled release of flatus?

Posted by: Minuteman at June 18, 2018 08:40 PM (SebRf)

344 CNN: This is a banana
Um no, CNN, that's a dildo.

Posted by: jim at June 18, 2018 08:41 PM (gjGvH)

345 153
ITS FUNNY BECAUSE YELLING MAKES YOU SOUND STUPID!

Posted by: BEN ROTHLISBERGER at June 18, 2018 08:04 PM (NgKpN)


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Well played, Ben.

Posted by: ShainS at June 18, 2018 08:41 PM (BiLU+)

346 Nood

Posted by: jim at June 18, 2018 08:41 PM (gjGvH)

347 The Statue of Liberty is weeping? What other bodily fluids exude from that statue and under what conditions?

Posted by: Minuteman at June 18, 2018 08:40 PM (SebRf)
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She hasn't had a bathroom break in quite some time!

Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2018 08:42 PM (vDqXW)

348 State child protection agencies take children from parents every day. State prosecutors imprison mothers every day.

Kasie Hunt is presumably on those cases too, right you illiterate leftist bitch?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at June 18, 2018 08:42 PM (wyL+Z)

349 339.
REMOVE BETO.

Honestly, it's going to come down to that. Physical removal. Let's not kid ourselves.

https://youtu.be/V5ivQLI3Lyo

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 18, 2018 08:42 PM (fA1SL)

350 So how many tiers will we have in our justice system after Cruz' "fix"?
Hollywood and Elite Elected Overlords - Top
SJW Pyramid of Oppression - Upper Middle (SexConfusedFreaks, Gheys, Illegal Aliens, Blacks, Wymynz)

Lib-Friendly Presstitutes - Middle

I'm losing track...


Posted by: canned hate at June 18, 2018 08:42 PM (ItyGR)

351 Judge strikes down Kansas voter ID law, orders Kobach take legal classes

A federal judge on Monday permanently struck down Kansas's proof-of-citizenship voter registration law, handing down a blistering ruling against Kansas Secretary of State Kris Kobach, one of the country's most vocal advocates of voter-ID laws.



Yeah about those judges. Another feckless cvnt who make rulings based on personal opinion and not the law
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 18, 2018 08:39 PM (SiINZ)

So what didn't the judge like about the law? Do you have a link?

Posted by: Jen the original at June 18, 2018 08:42 PM (OdLH1)

352 Democrat industrial media complex, if you want more Trump (and I sure do) this is how you get more Trump.

Thank you.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 18, 2018 08:43 PM (pw+jk)

353 If America is working hard does she sweat? If their is an unusually wet spring does she micturate? If too many beaners come into the country does she have an uncontrolled release of flatus?
Posted by: Minuteman at June 18, 2018 08:40 PM (SebRf)

Every time a rug is micturated upon in this city, am I supposed to compensate the individual?


Posted by: Mr. Lebowski at June 18, 2018 08:43 PM (EoRCO)

354 Call me when then shooting war begins. Until then. Fuck these clowns.

Posted by: Dick at June 18, 2018 08:44 PM (SRarZ)

355 Jen, the cash stipend comes directly from the US govt. This is above and beyond money given to Church's for their " Charity".

Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2018 08:45 PM (GTVKY)

356 U.S. District Judge Julie Robinson wrote that the state's requirement that voters show proof of citizenship during registration was unconstitutional and a violation of the National Voter Registration Act.

Robinson wrote that the law, championed by Kobach, prevented "tens of thousands of eligible citizens" from registering to vote before she issued a preliminary injunction, and that "the process of completing the registration process was burdensome for them." According to the American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU)

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 18, 2018 08:45 PM (SiINZ)

357 So you're going to vote for "Citizenship for Everybody!!" Beto? Yeah, that'll teach Cruz a lesson.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2018 08:39 PM (V2Yro)
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Betto will be flying illegals into Texas and white Republicans out.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 18, 2018 08:45 PM (PvFoN)

358 Fuck Cruz. Bastard won't get my vote in the general election. He knows the true score, yet he want to act like that."

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Is that you Bill "cuck" Krystal? Sure sound like you. And I'm saying that while I'm balls deep in your wife's co called vagina.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 18, 2018 08:45 PM (pw+jk)

359 325
There is some truth to that one, legally immigrated Latinos tend to be considerably more conservative than other minorities. I believe around 34% of Hispanic voters voted for Trump in 2016*.
Posted by: Surfperch at June 18, 2018 08:36 PM (Lr3FA)


That's only 1 out of 3. Time and demographics are not on our side.

Posted by: rickl at June 18, 2018 08:45 PM (sdi6R)

360 @350

I don't like the scattered principles and inconsistent rules version of Cruz.

He's also wrong on birthright citizenship.

But what do you expect from a Canadian.

Posted by: Kreplach at June 18, 2018 08:46 PM (UfMVm)

361 Ingraham had a woman on her radio show this morning that is part of an immigration policy think tank. Her stats show 80% do not show for their court hearings. 80%...
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 18, 2018 08:13 PM (mQ0Mc)




Sounds about right. That's why all they care about is getting across the border, once they are, they can lose themselves in the country. They are golden. They all know someone here. The whole system is jerry rigged for them to stay here.

People don't know that illegals don't show up for court. I didn't know a lot until a few years ago when all the secrets were spilled to me, inadvertently. The news media sure as fvck didn't tell me.

Heck, Europe is having same issues. People get deported and just never show up. Or never show up to court. They disappear. Live off the state and commit crime. Ghosts in the system. Until they legally/illegally vote in their reps.

Our high trust societies in the West meant following rules and laws. Well guess what? Not the new generations we are importing. Hell, even their gangs are worse.

We are giving away a heritage fought for with blood and war. I really want to bitch slap and hot poker a lot of people right now. A Lot.

Please help me Obi-wan Kenobi. I'm sick of caring.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 18, 2018 08:46 PM (V6Xrh)

362 Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2018 08:38 PM (V2Yro)

Yeah you see how well that was accepted. It's just my opinion that giving them an inch is a mistake. You think it's a good strategic move. We just agree to disagree.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 18, 2018 08:47 PM (2DOZq)

363 350.

If I was Kobach, I'd inform the "judge" in no uncertain term to come and personally enforce her order. Talky-Time is quickly coming to an end.

Posted by: WVinMN at June 18, 2018 08:49 PM (7/0gQ)

364 361
We are giving away a heritage fought for with blood and war.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 18, 2018 08:46 PM (V6Xrh)


Handing over Western Civilization to the Third World is the greatest act of treason in human history.

Posted by: rickl at June 18, 2018 08:56 PM (sdi6R)

365 My instincts say that this child/parent separation thing is going to convince LIVs and even many independent voters that Trump is evil... no matter the facts. That is the reason the media is bathing in it nightly...they finally found something with traction.

If the guys like Adams who have been prescient about Trump and reactions are saying it is bad optics, it is.

It is also a nitpick in the immigration thing. Resolve it and get media away from it. Then get back to the real work of enforcing the laws on immigration and getting the wall built.

Even I wouldn't read the separation stories bcz of my heart for kids, I knew it'd cloud my thinking. The resistance media do not paint fair or honest pictures.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 18, 2018 08:56 PM (V6Xrh)

366 'they finally found something with traction. '

In a few days it will be something else. What you are hearing is the propaganda of the week.

Posted by: f'd at June 18, 2018 09:03 PM (UdKB7)

367 Who the hell is Gayle King?

Posted by: Burger Chef at June 18, 2018 09:11 PM (RuIsu)

368 Okay, Gayle. You do realize that it's the black population who will suffer the most.

Posted by: Your friendly neighborhood witch at June 18, 2018 09:11 PM (HLTe8)

369 The congress and government absolutely DID create this problem, but you were too busy to learn that under Obama with your heads up your asses.

Posted by: Your friendly neighborhood witch at June 18, 2018 09:12 PM (HLTe8)

370 You know what, Gayle? You know who can't cry?

Those 30 million beings whose lives have been snuffed out mostly because their mothers didn't want to be bothered or because they would interfere with her life with her legs spread.

I'm sure they'd cry if they could, but if they do, that is quickly silenced.

Cry about THEM, Gayle, you and your childless buddy Oprah.

Posted by: Your friendly neighborhood witch at June 18, 2018 09:18 PM (HLTe8)

371 112 "Let the little children come onto me" which is apparently-according to Hillary-about letting in anyone who wants to come, but I wasn't aware tht Jesus was actually greeting unaccompanied minors at the border since he wasn't a member of MS-13 or a sex trafficker
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
____________________

Jesus also said we're supposed to obey secular law. "Render unto Caesar that which is Caesar's" (Matt 22:21) or IOW, pay your taxes. "Let every person be in subjection to the governing authorities" (Romans 13:1).

Illegal aliens don't file or pay the income taxes they're supposed to pay, and they don't obey our immigration, or employment, or fraud, or other laws.

But it's okay to ignore Jesus if He says something that doesn't jibe with the lefty meme of the week, right Hill?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 18, 2018 09:23 PM (fqUgw)

372 they finally found something with traction. '

In a few days it will be something else. What you are hearing is the propaganda of the week.
Posted by: f'd at June 18, 2018 09:03 PM (UdKB7)


I don't think so. I wish I was wrong, but if it is true all the former first ladies are getting together to come out against it, including Laura Bush, it is not propaganda to dismiss. I'm not the audience.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 18, 2018 09:34 PM (V6Xrh)

373 The terrifying fake / false context images and talk being pushed out by these nimrods are going to scare off more illegal aliens from coming here. They are sending out Trump's message for him. I guess they hadn't thought of that.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 18, 2018 09:35 PM (t5m5e)

374 Das Status of Liberty ist kaputt!

Posted by: Frau Mutti at June 18, 2018 09:59 PM (e1mEI)

375 I should have brought a kid to work.

Posted by: Director Clyde Barrow, Federal Bureau of Bank Robbers at June 18, 2018 10:24 PM (Ndje9)

376 Say does anyone have a list of Dims that voted for the forced separation? Seems like to me it would be good to publish that list, since they are doing all of the whining.

Posted by: firefly at June 18, 2018 10:39 PM (8mnUA)

Study: Liberal States NY, Connecticut, California Have Highest Level of Psychopathy; Washington DC, When Included as a "State," Has "Far Higher" Level of Psychopathy Than Any State

I'm sure no one's shocked by this, but I didn't really think about it before.

Except for DC. I did consider that to be a psychopath's resort. Because: Of course it is. It's hard to miss.

Oddly, Wyoming ties NY state for third on the list.

Wyoming -- what up?

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:53 PM




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1 Them Cowboys is crazy.

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 06:44 PM (MkVJm)

2 Do you like Phil Collins?

Posted by: wooga at June 18, 2018 06:45 PM (6kTDT)

3 why wyoming?!

Posted by: concrete girl at June 18, 2018 06:46 PM (yzU5t)

4 Oh moo!
Moo there I say!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 18, 2018 06:46 PM (0tfLf)

5 Oddly, Wyoming ties NY state for third on the list.



Desolation?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 18, 2018 06:47 PM (rj3Mq)

6 Hot

Posted by: MAGA at June 18, 2018 06:47 PM (1tkmK)

7 The wind.

It never stops blowing in Casper.

And don't get me started the trona dust in Green River.

Posted by: Wyoming at June 18, 2018 06:47 PM (ctuyM)

8 Lot of Hollywood types own land there.

Posted by: Jim Rose at June 18, 2018 06:47 PM (VFl7m)

9 Probably eerie to live in a place where you are outnumbered by the Antelope.

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 06:47 PM (MkVJm)

10 My SNL grew up in Wyoming. He lettered in high school sports in football and bronc riding.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 18, 2018 06:48 PM (0tfLf)

11 Maybe we can swap our psychos for hard workin' immigrants.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 18, 2018 06:48 PM (0ogQG)

12 Wyoming? Because you too would go insane if you saw Dick Cheney in all his sodomizing cougarman glory.

Posted by: wooga at June 18, 2018 06:48 PM (6kTDT)

13 Wyoming nutbags are all in Jackson or Jackson Hole.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 18, 2018 06:48 PM (r9UYA)

14 I played ball in college with a guy from Wyoming.

Nice guy, totally nuts.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 18, 2018 06:48 PM (/tuJf)

15 Seems like a lot more states must also have high levels of psychopathy, based on current climate of crazy.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 18, 2018 06:48 PM (V6Xrh)

16 Dana Perino is from Wyoming.

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 06:48 PM (MkVJm)

17 Maybe we can swap our psychos for hard workin' immigrants.
Posted by: GnuBreed


Where does one find "hard working" immigrants?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 18, 2018 06:49 PM (rj3Mq)

18 Yeah, WY?

Hmm. Maybe because it's such a great place to get lost/get off the grid? You wanna just "be" and not bump into a lot people WY seems as good a place as any (along with Alaska. A guess, anyway....

Posted by: Lizzy at June 18, 2018 06:49 PM (W+vEI)

19 Hey, I work in DC. You take that back or I'll hunt you down and stuff you in a wood chipper!! Because I'm not a psychopath!!

Posted by: Puddleglum is not a psychopath at June 18, 2018 06:49 PM (20X6f)

20 Wyoming nutbags are all in Jackson or Jackson Hole.

Poor Jackson.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 18, 2018 06:49 PM (0tfLf)

21 Never been to Wyoming but guess it's the loneliness on the open plain

Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2018 06:49 PM (pHfeF)

22 Liberalism is a mental disorder.

Posted by: reason at June 18, 2018 06:49 PM (CGjum)

23 Yup....Connecticut flies under the radar a lot because it is so small and full of rich, lazy, big mouth libs who love to move south and tell us all about that State, even more so than the rich, lazy, big mouth libs from New Yawk.

Every damn person I ever met from Connecticut wasn't worth shit on a stick and they loved to prove it.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 18, 2018 06:49 PM (EoRCO)

24 CA psychopaths have to be concentrated in SF, Sacramento and LA..

Posted by: IC at June 18, 2018 06:49 PM (a0IVu)

25 It's the distances and isolation. # English Bob

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 18, 2018 06:50 PM (fA1SL)

26 Posted by: JackStraw at June 18, 2018 06:48 PM (/tuJf)


Did you see the article a out the OIG report at Spectator.org? Wondered what you thought.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 18, 2018 06:50 PM (V6Xrh)

27 I'm a psychopath
He's a psychopath
She's a psychopath
Wouldn't you like to be a psychopath too

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 18, 2018 06:50 PM (udphG)

28 Well, to be fair, 50 states get to send their worst psychpaths to DC.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 18, 2018 06:50 PM (fuK7c)

29 I'm from Wyoming. Now it all makes sense. The voices were right all this time.

Posted by: Whatever (not Ever) at June 18, 2018 06:51 PM (sXefu)

30 The hell? I've got hours to go before I get across Wyoming. I best get a move on.

Posted by: t-bird at June 18, 2018 06:51 PM (pGS57)

31 Wyoming has a lot of Hollywood types moving in.

Posted by: RKae at June 18, 2018 06:51 PM (8NOLx)

32 It's the distances and isolation. # English Bob
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine



You want distance & isolation?
I give you Alaska & Texas.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 18, 2018 06:51 PM (rj3Mq)

33 This is my totally unstunned face.

Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2018 06:51 PM (vDqXW)

34 >>Did you see the article a out the OIG report at Spectator.org? Wondered what you thought.

No, I didn't.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 18, 2018 06:51 PM (/tuJf)

35 Being a psychopath can be rather electrifrying.

Posted by: zombie Ted Bundy at June 18, 2018 06:51 PM (ctuyM)

36 Yea we should trust a "study" that profiles psychopaths?
Pull the other one it's got Napoleon's epaulettes on.

Posted by: DaveA at June 18, 2018 06:52 PM (FhXTo)

37 >>You want distance & isolation?


I am an Island.

Posted by: Paul Simon at June 18, 2018 06:52 PM (MkVJm)

38 I knew a guy at work from Wyoming. Let's just say I get the impression that a lot of nuts moved to Wyoming to indulge their proclivities.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at June 18, 2018 06:52 PM (J70i0)

39 Oddly, Wyoming ties NY state for third on the list.

Wyoming -- what up?



*nods sagely*


Why do you think I grew such a huge warcock?

Posted by: Dick Cheney at June 18, 2018 06:52 PM (B3Icq)

40 The thing that made me feel odd while working in Colorado was the fact that the horizon was at my feet not around my shoulders. Took me awhile to figure out why I felt odd. Same deal with being at sea but less wet. Imagine what a NYC wank feels outside his concrete canyon?

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 18, 2018 06:52 PM (vV/gB)

41 30 The hell? I've got hours to go before I get across Wyoming. I best get a move on.
Posted by: t-bird at June 18, 2018 06:51 PM (pGS57)

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Stay clear of the moors.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 18, 2018 06:52 PM (udphG)

42 17 Where does one find "hard working" immigrants?

Posted by: rickb223


Shakes Jen 'Majik 8 Ball' Rubin ----

The 8 Ball is down for maintenance.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 18, 2018 06:52 PM (0ogQG)

43 32. I live in Texas. Can confirm.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 18, 2018 06:52 PM (fA1SL)

44 You have to be fukn nuts to live there!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 18, 2018 06:52 PM (JFO2v)

45 Wyoming is tied with New York?

I question the methodology.

Posted by: Joe Mama at June 18, 2018 06:53 PM (syLv6)

46 But what about the states with the highest number of sociopaths?

Posted by: buzzion at June 18, 2018 06:53 PM (lKs2v)

47 23:Every damn person I ever met from Connecticut wasn't worth shit on a stick and they loved to prove it.


Had a neighbor from Connecticut once. She was pretty and nice. She was also a Federal Agent of some sort and carried around a .40 cal on her hip. She got married and moved to Richmond. I kind of miss her. She was hot.

Posted by: Puddleglum is not a psychopath at June 18, 2018 06:53 PM (20X6f)

48 I make a mean Baked Wyoming.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 18, 2018 06:53 PM (2NqXo)

49 pyschopathy means "persistent antisocial behavior, impaired empathy and remorse, and bold, disinhibited, and egotistical traits."

So, yeah, I can see how that would work for WY -- especially the antisocial behavior part.

People who move to WY clearly aren't, well, peoples people.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 18, 2018 06:53 PM (F5+ro)

50 I doubt all studies nowadays, until I see the methodology. One thing I do believe, if we could measure psychopathy of Resistance (media, et.al.) it'd be high.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 18, 2018 06:54 PM (V6Xrh)

51 43, what about MUMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory?

Posted by: zombie Ted Bundy at June 18, 2018 06:54 PM (ctuyM)

52 I am an Island.
Posted by: Paul Simon at June 18, 2018 06:52 PM (MkVJm)


I am a rock.

Posted by: Art Garfunkle at June 18, 2018 06:54 PM (T71PA)

53 Upstate NY grows psychopaths naturally. I want to kill people after three days up there.

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 18, 2018 06:54 PM (vV/gB)

54 Didn't they film Brokeback Mountain in Wyoming?NTTAWWT

Posted by: Roman Maroni at June 18, 2018 06:54 PM (vCA4F)

55 Maybe Wyoming because capital politics attracts the insane, and Wyoming has a small population.

So it's concentrated crazy.

Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2018 06:54 PM (vDqXW)

56 I will say for the ultimate one-two punch of isolation and distances plus high population density, WV is hard to beat. Cheek by jowl in tiny towns hours away from each other. Peculiar kinda madness there.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 18, 2018 06:55 PM (fA1SL)

57 52 I am an Island.
Posted by: Paul Simon at June 18, 2018 06:52 PM (MkVJm)

I am a rock.
Posted by: Art Garfunkle at June 18, 2018 06:54 PM (T71PA)



I am a Walrus.


Coo Coo Ca Choo

Posted by: Paul McCartney at June 18, 2018 06:55 PM (lKs2v)

58 pyschopathy means "persistent antisocial behavior, impaired empathy and remorse, and bold, disinhibited, and egotistical traits."



Crap. I'm a psychopath. Who knew?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 18, 2018 06:55 PM (rj3Mq)

59 I'm more of a retard than psychopath.

Posted by: Weasel at June 18, 2018 06:55 PM (MVjcR)

60 Oddly, Wyoming ties NY state for third on the list.

Wyoming -- what up?

++++

Isn't Wyoming where Ted Turner bought lots of land. LOTS of land. And, the Mouth of the South brings a whole lot of crazy wherever he goes.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 18, 2018 06:56 PM (pvjTE)

61 The VA psycho problem is an easy one to solve. They congregate on the Beltway during Rush Hour. Need I say more?

Posted by: pep at June 18, 2018 06:56 PM (LAe3v)

62 >>pyschopathy means "persistent antisocial behavior, impaired empathy and remorse, and bold, disinhibited, and egotistical traits.



Whew. I am totally inhibited.

Dodged a bullet there.

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 06:56 PM (MkVJm)

63 Stay clear of the moors.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 18, 2018 06:52 PM

Avoid the moops as well.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 18, 2018 06:56 PM (2NqXo)

64 MS-13.

Cutting out the still-beating hearts American psychopaths won't.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 18, 2018 06:56 PM (BRvh1)

65 Upstate NY grows psychopaths naturally. I want to kill people after three days up there.
Posted by: Puddin Head


Something about the water in Amityville.

Yeah. I've seen the movies.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 18, 2018 06:56 PM (rj3Mq)

66 Question is can we legally wall off these places before it spreads?

Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2018 06:57 PM (pHfeF)

67 Guess who else separates families?

Something about sheep and goats.

This is why all laws and norms must be over ruled by the leftist psychopathology. Is diabolical.

Posted by: Simplemind at June 18, 2018 06:57 PM (ZuGkg)

68 I think it's the sample size in Wyoming that threw it off.

Although, if you remove Jackson from the equation, Wyoming would instantly become the least psychotic state.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 18, 2018 06:57 PM (+dsLj)

69 Wyoming suffers from high land elevation. Lack of O2 is the culprit.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 18, 2018 06:57 PM (r9UYA)

70 People who move to WY clearly aren't, well, peoples people.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes


That's odd. You'd think Montana would win that particular distinction. Right, Ted?

Posted by: pep at June 18, 2018 06:57 PM (LAe3v)

71 I am a Walrus.


Coo Coo Ca Choo
Posted by: Paul McCartney



John was the Walrus. Glass Onion was ironic.

And it's goo goo g'joob

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 18, 2018 06:57 PM (fuK7c)

72 57 52 I am an Island.
Posted by: Paul Simon at June 18, 2018 06:52 PM (MkVJm)

I am a rock.
Posted by: Art Garfunkle at June 18, 2018 06:54 PM (T71PA)


I am a Walrus.


Coo Coo Ca Choo
Posted by: Paul McCartney at June 18, 2018 06:55 PM (lKs2v)


No, the Beatles were Goo Goo G'Joob. Simon and Garfunkel were Coo Coo Ca Choo.

Posted by: rickl at June 18, 2018 06:58 PM (sdi6R)

73 I am the Eggman.

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 18, 2018 06:58 PM (vV/gB)

74 51. As pinnacle of human evolution, SMR naturally adapt to overcome difficult living conditions, then go on to overcome problems largely of our own making, accelerating our ongoing evolutionary development to prepare for the return of the Ancient Slavonaut overlords.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 18, 2018 06:58 PM (fA1SL)

75 Using the established definition of psychopathy as composed of disinhibition, boldness, and meanness, per the report, Murphy measured "levels of big five personality traits (extroversion, agreeableness, conscientiousness, neuroticism, and openness to experience) in each state."

"Boldness corresponds to low neuroticism and high extraversion, meanness corresponds to low agreeableness, and disinhibition corresponds to low conscientiousness," Murphy wrote.

Sounds like the Moron Horde to me.

Posted by: goodluckduck at June 18, 2018 06:58 PM (rwaEp)

76 I AM!

Posted by: Neil Diamond at June 18, 2018 06:59 PM (MkVJm)

77 Although, if you remove Jackson from the equation, Wyoming would instantly become the least psychotic state.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 18, 2018 06:57 PM (+dsLj)


Evanston.

Posted by: Whatever (not Ever) at June 18, 2018 06:59 PM (sXefu)

78
I am the Eggman.


Huh. I thought you were the taxman.

Posted by: pep at June 18, 2018 06:59 PM (LAe3v)

79 "Sounds like the Moron Horde to me."

I take that back. Horde is probably neurotic and introverted.

Posted by: goodluckduck at June 18, 2018 06:59 PM (rwaEp)

80 I thought it was goo coo g'chew

Posted by: Weasel at June 18, 2018 06:59 PM (MVjcR)

81 59 I'm more of a retard than psychopath.
Posted by: Weasel at June 18, 2018 06:55 PM (MVjcR)

----------

I'm a mime.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 18, 2018 07:00 PM (udphG)

82 I'm The Man

Posted by: Joe Jackson at June 18, 2018 07:00 PM (MkVJm)

83 Wyoming? wind - WIND - WIIIIINNNNND.

I loved everything about Wyoming except the 24/7/365 WIND. I spent much of my outdoor time on constant edge because of the never ceasing wind. It finally blew me out.

Posted by: Lurking Cynic at June 18, 2018 07:00 PM (oSRxg)

84 Anyone who has been stuck on the 405 or 101 freeways in so cal will understand how quickly a person can devolve from sanity to a utter hatred and murderous rage towards your fellow man.Or maybe that's just me.

Posted by: IC at June 18, 2018 07:00 PM (a0IVu)

85 49
pyschopathy means "persistent antisocial behavior, impaired empathy and
remorse, and bold, disinhibited, and egotistical traits."



So, yeah, I can see how that would work for WY -- especially the antisocial behavior part.



People who move to WY clearly aren't, well, peoples people.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 18, 2018 06:53 PM (F5+ro)

So the WY folks observe daily events on TV from the rest of the country and say "that's pretty effed up".
And they get voted as mentally disturbed or something.
It is not them, it is those who are doing the evaluating that are really messed up.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 18, 2018 07:00 PM (UsCnO)

86 Huh. I thought you were the taxman.

George was the taxman. I'm starting to believe you are all 29.


Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 18, 2018 07:00 PM (fuK7c)

87 Evanston.


Posted by: Whatever (not Ever) at June 18, 2018 06:59 PM (sXefu)


That's actually a joke, which no one will get.

Posted by: Whatever (not Ever) at June 18, 2018 07:00 PM (sXefu)

88 72 57 52 I am an Island.
Posted by: Paul Simon at June 18, 2018 06:52 PM (MkVJm)

I am a rock.
Posted by: Art Garfunkle at June 18, 2018 06:54 PM (T71PA)


I am a Walrus.


Coo Coo Ca Choo
Posted by: Paul McCartney at June 18, 2018 06:55 PM (lKs2v)

No, the Beatles were Goo Goo G'Joob. Simon and Garfunkel were Coo Coo Ca Choo.
Posted by: rickl at June 18, 2018 06:58 PM (sdi6R)



Meh, close enough for government work.

Posted by: buzzon at June 18, 2018 07:00 PM (lKs2v)

89 I would've thought Montana over Wyoming, on the weirdness scale. Wyoming's a square state, more or less. Montana's a rectangle in the east then goes all crazy on its western border.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 18, 2018 07:00 PM (2NqXo)

90 Since we are spliffing on the song, I highly recommend the Spooky Tooth version of I am the Walrus. Very well done with heavy metal.

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 18, 2018 07:00 PM (vV/gB)

91 77
Although, if you remove Jackson from the equation, Wyoming would instantly become the least psychotic state.



Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 18, 2018 06:57 PM (+dsLj)

Evanston.


Posted by: Whatever (not Ever)


Laramie

Posted by: Shy Ann at June 18, 2018 07:00 PM (syLv6)

92 I'm back to LIB. Between the ineffective IG report and Cruz introducing legislation to keep illegal immigrant families together, basically I'm at the screw it stage again. Trump was just a speed bump.

Posted by: I am Spartacus at June 18, 2018 07:01 PM (2DOZq)

93 There are, like, two people in Wyoming. If one of those two happens to be crazy, it really skews the results.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at June 18, 2018 07:01 PM (FTXAT)

94 So true. My in-laws tried to talk us into getting a house in Cheyenne instead of Windsor, CO because houses were so much cheaper at the time. I told them I was pretty sure that institutionalizing me after I went mad from the wind (which would take about a week) was almost certainly more expensive than the extra house cost in Colorado.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 18, 2018 07:01 PM (rp9xB)

95 Spooky Tooth.

man, nobody remembers Spooky Tooth.

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 07:01 PM (MkVJm)

96 57
52 I am an Island.

Posted by: Paul Simon at June 18, 2018 06:52 PM (MkVJm)



I am a rock.

Posted by: Art Garfunkle at June 18, 2018 06:54 PM (T71PA)





I am a Walrus.





Coo Coo Ca Choo

Posted by: Paul McCartney at June 18, 2018 06:55 PM (lKs2v)

Never mess with the Horde on a "name that tune" contest.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 18, 2018 07:01 PM (UsCnO)

97 I am an animal.

Posted by: Pete Townsend at June 18, 2018 07:01 PM (vDqXW)

98 82
I'm The Man

Posted by: Joe Jackson


Ah, but are you A MAN?

Posted by: Bo Diddly at June 18, 2018 07:01 PM (LAe3v)

99 73 I am the Eggman.
Posted by: Puddin Head at June 18, 2018 06:58 PM (vV/gB)


I am the Milkman.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 18, 2018 07:01 PM (V6Xrh)

100 Laramie


Posted by: Shy Ann at June 18, 2018 07:00 PM (syLv6)


My sister lives there. That might skew the results.

Posted by: Whatever (not Ever) at June 18, 2018 07:01 PM (sXefu)

101 Wyoming -- what up?


Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:53 PM

It's the wind.

the fooking wind.

It. Never. Stops.

*rubs face with hands, giggles hysterically*

(me as a kid BTW-don't live there anymore)

Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 18, 2018 07:01 PM (xPJvm)

102 California? No way. Not California!

Posted by: Mad Maxine at June 18, 2018 07:02 PM (HgMAr)

103 Those sheep aren't going to hump themselves.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2018 07:02 PM (KhhSi)

104 Posted by: buzzon at June 18, 2018 07:00 PM (lKs2v)

Trying to evade the search engines?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 18, 2018 07:03 PM (pvjTE)

105 >>pyschopathy means "persistent antisocial behavior, impaired empathy and remorse, and bold, disinhibited, and egotistical traits.
"Persistent" gets me of the hook on this one. While I'm eating, I have no thoughts regarding cruelly punishing people who absolutely deserve it because i said so. So - not persistent, not psychopath.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 18, 2018 07:03 PM (2xR5z)

106 I have noticed this year all of a sudden state polls include Washington DC as a state. This is definitely a left wing JournoList concerted effort. If they keep calling it a state, the Millennials will just give up and say everyone calls it a state, so make it a state.

Posted by: Quint at June 18, 2018 07:03 PM (n13/j)

107 I would've thought Montana over Wyoming, on the weirdness scale.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 18, 2018 07:00 PM (2NqXo)
---
Yeah, those floss farmers on their pygmy ponies!

Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2018 07:03 PM (vDqXW)

108 Still nothing on dental floss futures

Posted by: Frank 'more-a-floura' Zappa at June 18, 2018 07:04 PM (dF9Lb)

109 65 Upstate NY grows psychopaths naturally. I want to kill people after three days up there.
Posted by: Puddin Head


Something about the water in Amityville.

Yeah. I've seen the movies.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 18, 2018 06:56 PM (rj3Mq)

Amityville is on Long Island.

Posted by: I am Spartacus at June 18, 2018 07:04 PM (2DOZq)

110 BORN FREE!
AS FREE AS THE WIND BLOWS!!


Sorry.

Posted by: Weasel at June 18, 2018 07:04 PM (MVjcR)

111 Wyoming?

Two Words:

Dick. Cheney.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at June 18, 2018 07:04 PM (2kiKp)

112 Connecticut is Lilly white, while NY and CA are brown, yes? No blaming this on "muh white privilege nonsense.

Means all leftists across all demographic lines are psycho and I support taking away THEIR guns and only THEIR gun for mental health reason. And safety, of conservatives, of course.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at June 18, 2018 07:04 PM (85D3E)

113 'twas MT, my bad...

Posted by: Frank 'more-a-floura' Zappa at June 18, 2018 07:04 PM (dF9Lb)

114 It's all those damn dental floss tycoons.

Posted by: Bosk at June 18, 2018 07:05 PM (fjMEv)

115 We are not men.

Posted by: we are Devo at June 18, 2018 07:05 PM (HgMAr)

116 help I'm a rock

Posted by: help I'm a rock at June 18, 2018 07:05 PM (UdKB7)

117 Montana's a rectangle in the east then goes all crazy on its western border.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 18, 2018 07:00 PM (2NqXo)


I read somewhere that Montana was originally going to be square but they didn't want the crazy gold miners on the western side so Idaho ended up getting the sliver which extended it to the north. I could be wrong though.

Posted by: Art Garfunkle at June 18, 2018 07:05 PM (T71PA)

118 YAY CHUGWATER!!!

Posted by: Minuteman at June 18, 2018 07:05 PM (SebRf)

119 All psychopaths and sociopaths should have their reproductive organs scooped out with a melon baller after being lobotomized with a ice pick through the eye socket.

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 18, 2018 07:05 PM (RCZtM)

120 Trying to evade the search engines?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 18, 2018 07:03 PM (pvjTE)

The Horde works faster.

Posted by: golfman at June 18, 2018 07:05 PM (zAmE9)

121 There's a place up the road with Mini Burros, but I've not seen any Pygmie Ponies.

Dental Floss bushes abound.

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 07:05 PM (MkVJm)

122 64
MS-13.



Cutting out the still-beating hearts American psychopaths won't.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 18, 2018 06:56 PM (BRvh1)

Is it true that Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer are arranging a government funding program, just to help out MS-13 in their important work?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 18, 2018 07:05 PM (UsCnO)

123 I am I.

Posted by: Geoff Tate at June 18, 2018 07:06 PM (vDqXW)

124 Wyoming is not a real state. It's a barrier between South Dakota and Idaho.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 18, 2018 07:06 PM (Agn5J)

125 shoot. sock off

Posted by: DR.WTF? at June 18, 2018 07:06 PM (T71PA)

126 Buckaroos are crazy as a shit house rat and you don't wont to be in Cheyenne WY when they get there.

Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at June 18, 2018 07:06 PM (czkHE)

127 I lived in South Dakota as a kid . Luckily I didn't know better.

Posted by: I am Spartacus at June 18, 2018 07:06 PM (2DOZq)

128 >>Montana's a rectangle in the east then goes all crazy on its western border.

The state animal is a mullet.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 18, 2018 07:06 PM (/tuJf)

129
If you look that "high psychopath" jobs, you'll see politicians, journalists, and lawyers in the top 10. DC is full of those three.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 18, 2018 07:06 PM (8O3HH)

130 Every damn person I ever met from Connecticut wasn't worth shit on a stick and they loved to prove it.





Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 18, 2018 06:49 PM (EoRCO)


This makes it better (for me at least): https://youtu.be/pk2cmssIPNU

Posted by: Bert G at June 18, 2018 07:06 PM (yzxic)

131 I am Sam

Posted by: Sam I Am at June 18, 2018 07:06 PM (fuK7c)

132 Yeah, those floss farmers on their pygmy ponies!
Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2018 07:03 PM

Zircon-encrusted tweezers in my hand.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 18, 2018 07:06 PM (2NqXo)

133 Remember earlier today, when we were talking about bs "studies" that make shit up, rather than use actual, you know, science?
Yeah.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 18, 2018 07:07 PM (9chmE)

134 I would have thought IL (the Chicago part) would have had more psychos.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2018 07:07 PM (ptqGC)

135 Zappa was a fucking genius.

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 07:07 PM (MkVJm)

136 http://bit.ly/2JRp3VJ
====
Comey refuses to testify to Congress, Grassley says McCabe pleads Fifth Amendment

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 18, 2018 07:07 PM (y3aQB)

137 Driving through Baltimore and trying to figure which lane was 895 versus 695, at the bottom of the sign was the following "Obey Signs". I think this sums up our current zeitgeist.

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 18, 2018 07:07 PM (vV/gB)

138 I would have thought IL (the Chicago part) would have had more psychos.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2018 07:07 PM (ptqGC)
---
They cull their own population regularly.

Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2018 07:08 PM (vDqXW)

139 >>>133 Remember earlier today, when we were talking about bs "studies" that make shit up, rather than use actual, you know, science?
Yeah.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 18, 2018 07:07 PM (9chmE)
______
Of course! But this one SUPPORTS what WE believe!

So it's good.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at June 18, 2018 07:08 PM (85D3E)

140 So WV is chill af from all the opioids

Posted by: NCKate at June 18, 2018 07:08 PM (nU09Z)

141 40 The thing that made me feel odd while working in Colorado was the fact that the horizon was at my feet not around my shoulders. Took me awhile to figure out why I felt odd. Same deal with being at sea but less wet.....

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 18, 2018 06:52 PM (vV/gB)
---------------------------------
When my family immigrated to the US from the leafy tropics, the first place we lived was Gunnison, CO.


The climate shock was yuuuuge, of course, but what you say about horizons was downright.... disorienting.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 18, 2018 07:08 PM (0jtPF)

142 D.C. is a fantastic place to visit... from above. Street level? Not so much.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 18, 2018 07:08 PM (Agn5J)

143 I would have thought IL (the Chicago part) would have had more psychos.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2018 07:07 PM (ptqGC)

If we're getting down to cities/towns - Floyd, VA.

Whoa.

Posted by: golfman at June 18, 2018 07:08 PM (zAmE9)

144 Wyoming has some damn fine horseshows.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2018 07:08 PM (KhhSi)

145 Wyoming -- what up?

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:53 PM

2 words, one place: Jackson Hole.

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 18, 2018 07:08 PM (RCZtM)

146 Connecticut has a large population of NYC employees.

Posted by: I am Spartacus at June 18, 2018 07:09 PM (2DOZq)

147 meth.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 18, 2018 07:09 PM (RtsU6)

148 1) You say psychopathy like it's a BAD thing.

2) My family has been living in Wyoming for 115 years. Trust me, that's plenty of time to breed a surplus of psychopaths.

3) You're going to NEED us in the coming civil war.

Posted by: CyberCipher at June 18, 2018 07:09 PM (p6WoB)

149 I am... all out of chewing gum.

Posted by: Roddy Piper at June 18, 2018 07:09 PM (lKs2v)

150 Comey refuses to testify to Congress, Grassley says McCabe pleads Fifth Amendment

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 18, 2018 07:07 PM (y3aQB)
---
I can't believe that Comey won't take the opportunity to enlighten the Congress about honor and dignity.

Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2018 07:09 PM (vDqXW)

151 Wut up, New Jersey? Electing a socialist goobernator?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2018 07:09 PM (ptqGC)

152 133 Remember earlier today, when we were talking about bs "studies" that make shit up, rather than use actual, you know, science?
Yeah.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 18, 2018 07:07 PM (9chmE)


Yeah, that thought occurred to me too.

Posted by: rickl at June 18, 2018 07:09 PM (sdi6R)

153 So I killed a guy and buried him, but the wind blew the dirt off him. Then next time I looked, the body was gone. That wind can drive you crazy.

Posted by: Lillian Gish at June 18, 2018 07:09 PM (2NqXo)

154 The District of Columbia is a foreign state, whose citizens are at war with the united states.

Think of DC as the palestinians and it starts to make much more sense.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 18, 2018 07:09 PM (l9m7l)

155 140. Heh. If reports are to be believed, the local economy consists of swapping opiates for meth.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 18, 2018 07:10 PM (fA1SL)

156 "Obey Signs".


Signs, signs, everywhere are signs
Blockin' out the scenery breaking my mind
Do this don't do that
Can't you read the si-igns!

Posted by: Five Man Electrical Band at June 18, 2018 07:10 PM (fuK7c)

157 >> Connecticut has a large population of NYC employees.


It's the Nutmeg. You get hooked on that stuff and it all spirals out of control.

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 07:10 PM (MkVJm)

158 The Left for them found the winning message, so now families can all stay together and stay in the country, no permanent solution needed and Leftists can keep railing on we need a immigration reform policy.

Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2018 07:10 PM (pHfeF)

159 D.C. is a fantastic place to visit... from above. Street level? Not so much.
My daughter is interning at a big DC law firm this summer (actually 2). She moved to Columbia Heights. As a dad, I was terrified until I saw the area. It is simply astounding what's happened to DC in the last 20 years.

Posted by: pep at June 18, 2018 07:10 PM (LAe3v)

160 Comey refuses to testify to Congress, Grassley says McCabe pleads Fifth Amendment
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 18, 2018 07:07 PM (y3aQB)

I'd do the same. Off em.

What? Is Congress gonna brings the hammer down on them like they did Eric Holder?

Posted by: golfman at June 18, 2018 07:10 PM (zAmE9)

161 Just got me a rental house in Tennessee. Moving there in a few weeks.

Probably won't change the Psycho rating, but the Moron rating is about to go through the roof.

Posted by: Arch Stanton at June 18, 2018 07:10 PM (zHjIL)

162 117
Montana's a rectangle in the east then goes all crazy on its western border.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 18, 2018 07:00 PM (2NqXo)



I read somewhere that Montana was originally going to be square but
they didn't want the crazy gold miners on the western side so Idaho
ended up getting the sliver which extended it to the north. I could be
wrong though.

Posted by: Art Garfunkle at June 18, 2018 07:05 PM (T71PA)

I read about this a year ago. Congress was a corrupt POS back then too.
There were business interests that favored MT over ID. The Rockies were supposed to be in ID, but back-room antics in DC by the power brokers that favored MT caused the state line to be defined at the 11th hour to where it is today. According to what I read, it was as slimy as McCain does Obamacare repeal-type slimy.

In other words, little has changed in over a century with Congress.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 18, 2018 07:11 PM (UsCnO)

163 136 http://bit.ly/2JRp3VJ
====
Comey refuses to testify to Congress, Grassley says McCabe pleads Fifth Amendment
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 18, 2018 07:07 PM (y3aQB)

The hooker and cocaine defense. Classic.

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 18, 2018 07:11 PM (RCZtM)

164 3) You're going to NEED us in the coming civil war.
Posted by: CyberCipher at June 18, 2018 07:09 PM (p6WoB)


Good Mongo.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at June 18, 2018 07:11 PM (T71PA)

165 I want to be a paperback writer.

Posted by: johnd01 at June 18, 2018 07:11 PM (nVmgE)

166 Internet tough guy, Shirley you jest. Mr . I'm begging to testify before Congress. McCabe takes the fifth.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2018 07:12 PM (KhhSi)

167 I think it has to do with naming Wyoming after Ming the Merciless's number one wife.

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 18, 2018 07:12 PM (vV/gB)

168 Just got me a rental house in Tennessee. Moving there in a few weeks.

Probably won't change the Psycho rating, but the Moron rating is about to go through the roof.

posted by: Arch Stanton at June 18, 2018 07:10 PM (zHjIL)


Good on you. TN is a beautiful state. If you could clean out the progs from Franklin (Ashley Judd, I'm looking at you) it would be even lovelier.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2018 07:12 PM (ptqGC)

169 Little Known Fact: "Goo Goo K'Joob" is actually Middle-Liverpudlian dialect for "I am a pretentious dickhole poonhound gutter kid who got lucky enough to find another pretentious dickhole poonhound gutter kid to harmonize with, and now we're going to tell all you rubes The Truth About Evertything And How to Live."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 18, 2018 07:12 PM (BRvh1)

170 Legends of the Fall movie tries to make Montana look good . Unfortunately Montana couldn't use it as a promo since it was all filmed in Canada.

Posted by: I am Spartacus at June 18, 2018 07:12 PM (2DOZq)

171 Remember earlier today, when we were talking about bs "studies" that make shit up, rather than use actual, you know, science?

Yeah.



Posted by: BurtTC at June 18, 2018 07:07 PM (9chmE)



Yeah, that thought occurred to me too.

Posted by: rickl at June 18, 2018 07:09 PM (sdi6R)


It was such a long time ago, so I can understand why people forgot.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 18, 2018 07:12 PM (9chmE)

172 When I was a kid one of my school friends had gone to Helena, Montana over the summer. It sounded as exotic and foreign to my fascinated ears as the Far East.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 18, 2018 07:12 PM (2NqXo)

173 All psychopaths and sociopaths should have their reproductive organs scooped out with a melon baller after being lobotomized with a ice pick through the eye socket.

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 18, 2018 07:05 PM (RCZtM)
..........

When you are tempted to lose patience with someone, remember how patient I have been with you, little one.

Posted by: James (Jesus@gmail.com) Comey at June 18, 2018 07:13 PM (HgMAr)

174 Montana is a shithole. Stay home. Please.

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 07:13 PM (MkVJm)

175 I wold take a Wyoming psychopath over a DC or CA psychopath. Plus, isn't Wyoming like 10 guys? It doesn't seem fair. Joking aside, DC has more people than Wyoming and DC is tiny.

Posted by: Quint at June 18, 2018 07:13 PM (n13/j)

176 Without looking it up I believe that 96% of DC residents vote Democrat, so it doesn't surprise me in the least that they're psychopaths.

Wyoming, I don't know unless it's the transplants in Jackson Hole, of which I know 4, none of which are psychopaths.

Posted by: bluebell at June 18, 2018 07:14 PM (rhdgT)

177 Can I just say, when the liberal snowbirds flee my area every summer for NY, NJ, CT, etc., the entire neighborhood breathes a sigh of relief. People are more polite in the local stores, you're not subjected to loud (did I say LOUD?) conversations in restaurants, etc.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2018 07:14 PM (ptqGC)

178 135 Zappa was a fucking genius.
Posted by: garrett


I don't know about that.
He was wrong about the yellow snow.

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 18, 2018 07:14 PM (6kTDT)

179 lolz, DC tops them all in sociopathy and psychopathy.

Posted by: runner at June 18, 2018 07:14 PM (bUjCl)

180 You can always count on television to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. The series Longmire was based in Wyoming (actually filmed in New Mexico----hey, shut up. Just tell the story). I have never seen so many murders. In a county of about 25,000 people. And it was mostly due to them Injuns on the reservations. Maybe the fire water in Wyoming is especially psychopathic?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 18, 2018 07:14 PM (9BLnV)

181 Drudge talking like Asian stereotype:
---
GOOGLE TO PREDICT WHEN DIE...

Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2018 07:14 PM (vDqXW)

182 Montana is a shithole. Stay home. Please.
Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 07:13 PM (MkVJm)
--------

It will turn you into a vegan.


Posted by: bluebell at June 18, 2018 07:15 PM (rhdgT)

183 I read somewhere that Montana was originally going to be square but
they didn't want the crazy gold miners on the western side so Idaho
ended up getting the sliver which extended it to the north. I could be
wrong though.

Posted by: Art Garfunkle at June 18, 2018 07:05 PM

There was a TV show about how the states got their shape. They did 4 states per episode. Lots of strange reasons as well as the practical and the mundane.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 18, 2018 07:15 PM (2NqXo)

184 This makes it better (for me at least): https://youtu.be/pk2cmssIPNU
Posted by: Bert G at June 18, 2018 07:06 PM (yzxic)

Excellent point....woman's Bball. They excel at woman's BBall. And call themselves the "Huskies".
WTF.....

I knew one idiot who actually worked at that skool as head of the food service department. He argued with me ad nauseam that the only reason we were in Vietnam back in the day was to get their oil.

Whack-a-doodle......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 18, 2018 07:15 PM (EoRCO)

185 He argued with me ad nauseam that the only reason we were in Vietnam back in the day was to get their oil.
Sesame oil?

Posted by: pep at June 18, 2018 07:16 PM (LAe3v)

186 56 I will say for the ultimate one-two punch of isolation and distances plus high population density, WV is hard to beat. Cheek by jowl in tiny towns hours away from each other. Peculiar kinda madness there.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 18, 2018 06:55 PM (fA1SL)
-------------------------------
So peculiar that they can't quite measure it.

Not really psychopaths. Not really Florida men.
But, yeah,.... crazy.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 18, 2018 07:16 PM (0jtPF)

187 I Am The Warrior.

Posted by: Patty Smyth at June 18, 2018 07:17 PM (UiRxW)

188 Most Florida Men aren't from Florida. They tend to drift south like snowbirds.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2018 07:17 PM (ptqGC)

189 The entire study is based on the premise that they KNOW where Psychopaths are.

When the vast majority of Psychopaths are never diagnosed as such.

Posted by: Don Q at June 18, 2018 07:18 PM (NgKpN)

190 Montana is a shithole. Stay home. Please.
Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 07:13 PM (MkVJm)

I was in Washington State about 15 years ago. There was somebody from Washington that recommended exaggerating the negative features of the State so people wouldn't move there. Obviously, they failed miserably, although at the time the State hadn't gone full SJW. They have now. Never go full SJW.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 18, 2018 07:18 PM (9BLnV)

191 I'm a little late to the party, but are (D)s now openly assuming that illegal = hispanic? You know, the thing they have relentlessly attacked and accused us of doing since the 80s?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 18, 2018 07:18 PM (VgKNm)

192 I will say for the ultimate one-two punch of isolation and distances plus high population density, WV is hard to beat.
It's the hollers. Hawaii was the same way - villages separated by mountain spurs. They'd attack each other mercilessly because, you know, noble savages in paradise.

Posted by: pep at June 18, 2018 07:18 PM (LAe3v)

193 GOOGLE TO PREDICT WHEN DIE...

Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2018 07:14 PM (vDqXW)

YOU BEEN HERE FOAH OWWUHS

Posted by: GOOGLE at June 18, 2018 07:18 PM (HgMAr)

194 Most Florida Men aren't from Florida. They tend to drift south like snowbirds.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2018 07:17 PM (ptqGC)


So they kinda roll downhill.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at June 18, 2018 07:19 PM (T71PA)

195
Montana is a shithole. Stay home. Please.

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 07:13 PM (MkVJm)


Is that a "Stay home, you Californians, Portlanders and Seattlites"?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2018 07:19 PM (LsBY9)

196 Top 10 psychopath jobs. Tthis means that these jobs have the highest fraction of psychopaths in them compared to the general population, not that they're all psychopaths. Also, all psychopaths are not cold-blooded serial killers, they just are manipulative, narcissistic people who lack empathy.

CEO
Lawyer
Media personality
Salesman
Surgeon
Journalist
Cop/LEO
Clergy
Chef
Civil Servant

Surgeons are exception. Most other doctors are very empathetic and on the top 10 non-psychopathic list.

But trust me, it's a good thing for surgeons to be psychopaths. They use that cold non-feeling personality type for good, not evil usually.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 18, 2018 07:19 PM (8O3HH)

197 There is a Zappa song about Wyoming. "Poofter's Froth, Wyoming Plans Ahead"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6u_bVcemiQ

Warning. FZ was an equal opportunity offender.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6u_bVcemiQ

Posted by: help I'm a rock at June 18, 2018 07:19 PM (UdKB7)

198 House Committee just subpoenaed Strzok

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 18, 2018 07:19 PM (y3aQB)

199 Wyoming nutbags are all in Jackson or Jackson Hole.

Wyoming is divided into two parts: the Disneyland part of Wyoming (Teton County), and the Wyoming part of Wyoming (the rest of the state).

Successful psychopaths buy property in Teton County.

Posted by: The ARC of History at June 18, 2018 07:19 PM (Mrl1e)

200 I am The Way.

Posted by: James Comey at June 18, 2018 07:19 PM (nVmgE)

201 How can the left spin this?
* Trump is making them psychopaths. They would be virtuous otherwise.

* Blue states are compassionate and psychopaths know this, so they flock to blue states.

* They're not psychopaths. They are justifiably frustrated and are misclassified as psychopaths.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 18, 2018 07:19 PM (/qEW2)

202 It's a stay home anyone who might tell someone what you saw.

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 07:19 PM (MkVJm)

203 I am the Savior.

Posted by: James (Jesus@gmail.com) Comey at June 18, 2018 07:20 PM (HgMAr)

204 >>I read somewhere that Montana was originally going to be square but
they didn't want the crazy gold miners on the western side so Idaho
ended up getting the sliver which extended it to the north. I could be
wrong though.

More like the got most of the state laid out and then discovered peyote. Most of the state looks normal and then the western border looks like some guy staring at Idaho.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 18, 2018 07:20 PM (/tuJf)

205 I'm starting to believe the country needs a mass exorcism. How can so many people be so stupid? I'm aghast at the continued decline in leadership in politics, tech, media, corporations, universities. The direction they are taking this country is scary.

It's more than just TDS now.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 18, 2018 07:20 PM (V6Xrh)

206 Brokeback Mountain

Posted by: torabora at June 18, 2018 07:20 PM (Y274z)

207
Legends of the Fall movie tries to make Montana look good .
Unfortunately Montana couldn't use it as a promo since it was all filmed
in Canada.

Posted by: I am Spartacus at June 18, 2018 07:12 PM (2DOZq)

nothing new about that. The movie Sleepy Hollow was filmed in England and not New England because they said they couldn't find any place in New England that looked like New England during that period. Romancing the Stone was set in Colombia but filmed in Mexico. Most movies are that way. Also, Canada gives the studios tax breaks and incentives.

Posted by: Quint at June 18, 2018 07:20 PM (n13/j)

208 Do this don't do that
Can't you read the si-igns!
Posted by: Five Man Electrical Band


I can dig it, man ...

Posted by: M. Night Shyamalan at June 18, 2018 07:20 PM (AoK0a)

209 I suspect Strozk knows he has been picked to take the hit for Comey and Hillary.

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 18, 2018 07:20 PM (vV/gB)

210 Knew Longmire wasn't filmed in Wyoming at the very first episode ... His hat never blew off.

Posted by: Lurking Cynic at June 18, 2018 07:20 PM (oSRxg)

211 The 1st cut is the deepest..the others are for fun and giggles....Wyoming Surgeon.

Posted by: saf at June 18, 2018 07:20 PM (5IHGB)

212 Can I just say, when the liberal snowbirds flee my
area every summer for NY, NJ, CT, etc., the entire neighborhood breathes
a sigh of relief. People are more polite in the local stores, you're
not subjected to loud (did I say LOUD?) conversations in restaurants,
etc.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2018 07:14 PM (ptqGC)


---

It's so weird how traffic only goes that one direction, too. I can't think of anyone in the South that ups and goes to New Jersey for any season.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 18, 2018 07:21 PM (VgKNm)

213 I Am The Law.

Posted by: Anthrax. And Bob Mueller. at June 18, 2018 07:21 PM (UiRxW)

214 House Committee just subpoenaed Strzok
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 18, 2018 07:19 PM (y3aQB)

I was going to refer you to ITG at 136.

Posted by: golfman at June 18, 2018 07:21 PM (zAmE9)

215 Our local paper was bought by progs. The new editor is from Ohio. He is endorsing Stacey Abrams (D), natch. Black, female, and originally from Chicago.


Yeah, Atlanta will vote overwhelmingly for her. The rest of the state, not so much.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2018 07:21 PM (ptqGC)

216 Well Michael Savage isn't really my cup of tea but he called this one years ago. Leftism is a mental disorder.

Posted by: WonkishRogue at June 18, 2018 07:22 PM (BRpqW)

217 There's an odd square dip in the otherwise straight Massachusetts / Connecticut border.

I was going to look up why and tell you a short pithy story about it.

There is no short story.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 18, 2018 07:22 PM (fuK7c)

218 Strozk gonna 5th

Posted by: torabora at June 18, 2018 07:22 PM (Y274z)

219 The entire study is based on the premise that they KNOW where Psychopaths are.

When the vast majority of Psychopaths are never diagnosed as such.
Posted by: Don Q at June 18, 2018 07:18 PM (NgKpN)

Do you think it's possible that one of those Psychopaths was the academic responsible for the study?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 18, 2018 07:22 PM (9BLnV)

220 160 Comey refuses to testify to Congress, Grassley says McCabe pleads Fifth Amendment
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 18, 2018 07:07 PM (y3aQB)

I'd do the same. Off em.

What? Is Congress gonna brings the hammer down on them like they did Eric Holder?
Posted by: golfman at June 18, 2018 07:10 PM (zAmE9)

Congress needs to pass a bill, saying if you don't want to testify in one of our Committiees???

You give up your retirement.

Posted by: Don Q at June 18, 2018 07:22 PM (NgKpN)

221 It's so weird how traffic only goes that one direction, too. I can't think of anyone in the South that ups and goes to New Jersey for any season.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 18, 2018 07:21 PM (VgKNm)

Commission meetings?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 18, 2018 07:22 PM (Lg2h/)

222 209
I suspect Strozk knows he has been picked to take the hit for Comey and Hillary.


Good. I'll swap the pawn for the Queen and the, er, queen anyday.

Posted by: pep at June 18, 2018 07:23 PM (LAe3v)

223 The entire study is based on the premise that they KNOW where Psychopaths are.

When the vast majority of Psychopaths are never diagnosed as such.
Posted by: Don Q at June 18, 2018 07:18 PM (NgKpN)


Exactly. Which is why I didn't even bother to look at the methodology. There is no way this study is scientifically valid.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 18, 2018 07:23 PM (V6Xrh)

224 "Brokeback Mountain"

It's pretty close to Poofer's Froth.

Posted by: help I'm a rock at June 18, 2018 07:23 PM (UdKB7)

225 I am the Whey.

Posted by: Cow's milk at June 18, 2018 07:23 PM (2NqXo)

226 I am the Wheyoming.

Posted by: Cow's milk at June 18, 2018 07:23 PM (2NqXo)

227 Strozk gonna 5th

Posted by: torabora at June 18, 2018 07:22 PM (Y274z)


Yeah, no one saw that coming. Ever. Like Lois Lerner, he's looking to hold onto that sweet pension.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2018 07:23 PM (ptqGC)

228
I can't think of anyone in the South that ups and goes to New Jersey for any season.

Running cigarettes.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2018 07:23 PM (LsBY9)

229 BTW, more than 70% of the residents of Woming voted for Trump in 2016. If not for Teton and Albany counties, it would have been over 90%

Posted by: CyberCipher at June 18, 2018 07:23 PM (p6WoB)

230 You give up your retirement.
Posted by: Don Q at June 18, 2018 07:22 PM (NgKpN)

That ain't happening.

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at June 18, 2018 07:24 PM (zAmE9)

231 191 Moron Robbie - I think you have something there

Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2018 07:24 PM (pHfeF)

232 I am Groot.

Posted by: Groot at June 18, 2018 07:24 PM (nVmgE)

233 Wyoming is a bit of a surprise.

Posted by: runner at June 18, 2018 07:24 PM (bUjCl)

234 >> Do you think it's possible that one of those Psychopaths was the academic responsible for the study?

-------------------

That famously happened once. One neurologists who was studying the psychopath brain was looking at random brain scans looking for the signs. He saw a strong one.

It turned out to be his own brain scan.


Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 18, 2018 07:24 PM (8O3HH)

235 I am the Savior.

Posted by: James (Jesus@gmail.com) Comey at June 18, 2018 07:20 PM (HgMAr)
-------


Grassley: "Is the IG investigating Comey's handling of his memos about Trump?"

Horowitz: "Yes, we're investigating it and will produce a report on it."

Posted by: One Moment Please at June 18, 2018 07:24 PM (qK2iX)

236 Let's dispense with this notion that Wyoming doesn't know what it is doing. Wyoming knows exactly what it is doing.

Posted by: Little Marco's newe rehearsed 5 second sound bite at June 18, 2018 07:25 PM (njNH0)

237 Damn

Posted by: One Moment Please at June 18, 2018 07:25 PM (qK2iX)

238 Can't wait for Tucker. I just wish he'd quit giving the criminally insane left a voice on his show.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2018 07:25 PM (ptqGC)

239 The movie Sleepy Hollow was filmed in England and not New England

Tarrytown, NY is not New England.

Posted by: Washington Irving at June 18, 2018 07:25 PM (fuK7c)

240 >>I can't think of anyone in the South that ups and goes to New Jersey for any season.


Tuna Season

Pot Dealers

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 07:26 PM (MkVJm)

241 "Yes, we're investigating it and will produce a report on it."
Posted by: One Moment Please at June 18, 2018 07:24 PM (qK2iX)

Yep. Those always get 'em.

Posted by: golfman at June 18, 2018 07:26 PM (zAmE9)

242 Why not oming?

Posted by: josephistan at June 18, 2018 07:26 PM (ANIFC)

243 I can't think of anyone in the South that ups and goes to New Jersey for any season.



Running cigarettes.



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2018 07:23 PM (LsBY9)

Maybe AC back in the day. But I hear ya, no reason to go at all. I would go to Yemen first.

Posted by: Quint at June 18, 2018 07:26 PM (n13/j)

244 Why not oming?
Posted by: josephistan at June 18, 2018 07:26 PM (ANIFC)
---
Agree.

Posted by: A Pigeon at June 18, 2018 07:27 PM (vDqXW)

245 I Am The Law.

Posted by: Anthrax. And Bob Mueller. at June 18, 2018 07:21 PM (UiRxW)

I AM. THE LAW.

Posted by: Judge Dredd Kalikimaka at June 18, 2018 07:27 PM (HgMAr)

246

*take two*

Let's dispense with this notion that Wyoming doesn't know what it is doing. Wyoming knows exactly what it is doing.

==

which is ..??

Posted by: runner at June 18, 2018 07:27 PM (bUjCl)

247 I'm all for Strozk taking the fifth, I fifth of valu-rite pumped up his ass every 1/2 hour.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2018 07:27 PM (KhhSi)

248 I'm surprised Washington state isn't that high. Seems like a lot of psycho killers have hailed from the Great Northwest

Posted by: josephistan at June 18, 2018 07:27 PM (ANIFC)

249 >>Yeah, no one saw that coming. Ever. Like Lois Lerner, he's looking to hold onto that sweet pension.

That might not work for him.

Couple things were confirmed today. One, there is are multiple investigations still going on and since they aren't being run by the OIG they are probably criminal.

And there is a grand jury empaneled.

Not real surprising but Horowitz and Wray confirmed both.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 18, 2018 07:27 PM (/tuJf)

250 Maybe AC back in the day. But I hear ya, no reason to go at all. I would go to Yemen first.

Posted by: Quint


Mozambique

Posted by: One Moment Please at June 18, 2018 07:27 PM (qK2iX)

251 205 I'm starting to believe the country needs a mass exorcism. How can so many people be so stupid? I'm aghast at the continued decline in leadership in politics, tech, media, corporations, universities. The direction they are taking this country is scary.

It's more than just TDS now.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 18, 2018 07:20 PM (V6Xrh)


Trump is just a temporary respite. Once he's gone, I don't see how anybody can halt the downhill slide.

It is scary. The educational system is literally making students mentally ill, and they are increasing in numbers, while us normals are growing old and dying off.

Posted by: rickl at June 18, 2018 07:28 PM (sdi6R)

252 The movie Sleepy Hollow was filmed in England and not New England



Tarrytown, NY is not New England.

Posted by: Washington Irving at June 18, 2018 07:25 PM (fuK7c)

touche

Posted by: Quint at June 18, 2018 07:28 PM (n13/j)

253 I AM. THE LAW.
Posted by: Judge Dredd Kalikimaka at June 18, 2018 07:27 PM (HgMAr)
---
You're both wrong....and under suspicion.

Posted by: Rod Rosenstein at June 18, 2018 07:28 PM (vDqXW)

254 I was a cavemen who fell into a crevasse 100,000 years ago. Some of your scientists found me and thawed me out. Later, I went to the FBI Academy and became their Director.

I don't want to testify at your "Congressional Hearings". Your world frightens and confuses me. I get all worked up and I might jump out of my BMW and run off into the hills and bay at the moon asking Crom to deliver me from demons.

I am just a simple unfrozen caveman former FBI Director.

Posted by: Unfrozen Caveman Jim Comey at June 18, 2018 07:28 PM (EoRCO)

255 Let's dispense with this notion that Wyoming doesn't know what it is doing. Wyoming knows exactly what it is doing.

Posted by: Little Marco's newe rehearsed 5 second sound bite at June 18, 2018 07:25 PM (njNH0)


When I was a kid we would hunt badgers with fireworks.

Posted by: Whatever (not Ever) at June 18, 2018 07:29 PM (sXefu)

256 As a resident of California, I just want everyone to know I took a vote amongst all the voices in my head, and we decided this study is hogwash.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 18, 2018 07:29 PM (eMKNe)

257 I'm not a number.

Posted by: Bob Seger at June 18, 2018 07:29 PM (nVmgE)

258 58 pyschopathy means "persistent antisocial behavior, impaired empathy and remorse, and bold, disinhibited, and egotistical traits."

Crap. I'm a psychopath. Who knew?

Posted by: rickb223

Dude, we all knew.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at June 18, 2018 07:29 PM (IeDO8)

259 touche

Posted by: Quint



I've been dead 150 but I can still be a dick. It's why my ghost hangs out here.

Posted by: Washington Irving at June 18, 2018 07:30 PM (fuK7c)

260 I know someone who flipped off Colorado for its Denveritey leftist bullshit and moved to Montana.

He says Montana is the worst state he's ever lived in, the air is polluted from oil that seeps from the grounds, there's always 20 feet of snow every day including July and August, and at night the demon spirit Yé'iitsoh materializes to feed on the souls of children, especially children with brown skin.

I'm not sure, but I'm thinking he's found his paradise and is just trying to keep the riff raff away now.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 18, 2018 07:30 PM (+dsLj)

261 I'm not a number.
Posted by: Bob Seger at June 18, 2018 07:29 PM (nVmgE)

But you feel like one.

Posted by: golfman at June 18, 2018 07:30 PM (zAmE9)

262 Pychopaths don't stick out as weird, as far as I know.

Posted by: goodluckduck at June 18, 2018 07:30 PM (rwaEp)

263
248 It's the rain. That much rain and overcast skies would make ANYONE psycho.

Posted by: CyberCipher at June 18, 2018 07:30 PM (p6WoB)

264 Dude, we all knew.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn



Ouch.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 18, 2018 07:30 PM (rj3Mq)

265
Psychopath?? I KEEL you!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2018 07:31 PM (LsBY9)

266 Disarming California?Sure, let me start in SF and work my way around....

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Inspector General and his Electric Accordian Band! at June 18, 2018 07:31 PM (0QYMt)

267 Couple things were confirmed today. One, there is are multiple investigations still going on and since they aren't being run by the OIG they are probably criminal.

Posted by: JackStraw
-------------------------

Been looking for you. You are the man to clear the air. I posted this trolling for you so this is a repost.

_____
Five committees. There are five ongoing investigatory committees right now.

"The president of the United States tomorrow should direct Rosenstein, order him within 48 hours, he will comply with every subpoena of documents and witnesses to Capitol Hill, to all five committees," _ Bannon on ABC
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7g2yps4

No wonder I'm confused. I didn't know there were five separate ongoing investigations. Will you elaborate on the five committees?

Posted by: One Moment Please at June 18, 2018 07:31 PM (qK2iX)

268 I am the Catfish Man!

Posted by: Neal Morse at June 18, 2018 07:31 PM (vDqXW)

269 Wyoming -- what up?
....

Hollyweirdos and Limo Libs have second homes in Jackson Hole.

Posted by: canned hate at June 18, 2018 07:32 PM (ItyGR)

270 Mexico must be so proud everyone is fleeing it's shit hole

SHit Hole
Ass hole
Shit Hole

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 18, 2018 07:32 PM (Lg2h/)

271 Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 18, 2018 07:19 PM (8O3HH)

I think I'm fairly sane and not lacking in empathy-but of course I could be nuts in my thinking. ;^)

I have met some very narcissistic clergy people and quite successful and I couldn't call empathy one of their outstanding characteristics-which seems in a profession that requires good deal of pastoral care quite odd. On the other hand, the extreme narcissists haven't been in the majority.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 18, 2018 07:32 PM (0/+vJ)

272 258 58 pyschopathy means "persistent antisocial behavior, impaired empathy and remorse, and bold, disinhibited, and egotistical traits."

Crap. I'm a psychopath. Who knew?

Posted by: rickb223

Dude, we all knew.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at June 18, 2018 07:29 PM (IeDO

Come on... First rule of Psychopaths is???

Posted by: Don Q at June 18, 2018 07:32 PM (NgKpN)

273 I yam what I yam and that's all that I yam.

Posted by: Popeye the Sailor Man at June 18, 2018 07:32 PM (fuK7c)

274 I'm an old cowhand.

Posted by: Roy Rogers at June 18, 2018 07:32 PM (MkVJm)

275 I'm tired.

Posted by: Lili Von Shtupp at June 18, 2018 07:32 PM (HgMAr)

276 I Yam What I Yam

Posted by: Popeye at June 18, 2018 07:32 PM (bUjCl)

277 touche



Posted by: Quint





I've been dead 150 but I can still be a dick. It's why my ghost hangs out here.

Posted by: Washington Irving at June 18, 2018 07:30 PM (fuK7c)

no worries, you got it right, I learned something. I plan on reading your book on Spain soon.

Posted by: Quint at June 18, 2018 07:32 PM (n13/j)

278 I'm still in love with you.

Posted by: Al Green at June 18, 2018 07:33 PM (MkVJm)

279 The new left wing meme on FB now is that illegal entry is only a misdemeanor.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 18, 2018 07:33 PM (Lg2h/)

280
But you feel like one.
Posted by: golfman at June 18, 2018 07:30 PM (zAmE9)

Curses, you beat me to it.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at June 18, 2018 07:33 PM (J70i0)

281 "223 The entire study is based on the premise that they KNOW where Psychopaths are. "

The study is based on statistics about the Big 5 personality traits, and making probability guesses on the highest chance of pyschopathy based on a combination of the traits.

But you are right, psychopaths may gravitate to certain areas and may not be numerous enough to tip the scales.

Posted by: goodluckduck at June 18, 2018 07:33 PM (rwaEp)

282 There should be a sign hanging on the Capitol Building saying "Psychopaths R Us"

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2018 07:33 PM (V2Yro)

283 I want to be a cowboy, baby.

Posted by: Kid Rock at June 18, 2018 07:34 PM (nVmgE)

284 I can't think of anyone in the South that ups and goes to New Jersey for any season.


-


Tuna Season



Pot Dealers

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 07:26 PM (MkVJm)


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Maybe, but I'd bet you could simultaneously fit the totals of both groups into the basketball gymnasium (see what I did there?) of an SEC school.

The reverse probably equals the size of entire towns all across the South.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 18, 2018 07:34 PM (VgKNm)

285 The new left wing meme on FB now is that illegal entry is only a misdemeanor.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 18, 2018 07:33 PM (Lg2h/)
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So what? Like police have never taken away an infant from a mother committing a misdemeanor. GMAFB.

Posted by: Neal Morse at June 18, 2018 07:34 PM (vDqXW)

286 I'm Burning For You

Posted by: BOC at June 18, 2018 07:34 PM (MkVJm)

287 OT: Now that the Dakota Whatever pipeline is built and the Occupy Dakota encampment has been given the Hazmat-and-Landfill treatment - is there anything going on there? Or did the entire circus just move on to the next emotional-weep-a-thon?
It's like a Grateful Dead Concert with all of the followers, drugs, and emotional problems, but without the schedule of following a semi-good band.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Inspector General and his Electric Accordian Band! at June 18, 2018 07:35 PM (0QYMt)

288 Come on... First rule of Psychopaths is???

Posted by: Don Q at June 18, 2018 07:32 PM (NgKpN)
...........

Give a press conference?

Posted by: James (Jesus@gmail.com) Comey at June 18, 2018 07:35 PM (HgMAr)

289 You are what you eat !

Posted by: Life Coach at June 18, 2018 07:35 PM (bUjCl)

290 The new left wing meme on FB now is that illegal entry is only a misdemeanor.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 18, 2018 07:33 PM (Lg2h/)


That's an old one. They tried using that years ago.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 18, 2018 07:35 PM (b5O8H)

291 I'm coming out!

Posted by: Diana Ross at June 18, 2018 07:35 PM (MkVJm)

292 Come on... First rule of Psychopaths is???

Posted by: Don Q at June 18, 2018 07:32 PM (NgKpN)
...........

Give a press conference?
Posted by: James (Jesus@gmail.com) Comey at June 18, 2018 07:35 PM (HgMAr)
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Take the fifth?

Posted by: Lois Lerner at June 18, 2018 07:35 PM (vDqXW)

293
The new left wing meme on FB now is that illegal entry is only a misdemeanor.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 18, 2018 07:33 PM (Lg2h/)


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Which is fine. The problem is the daily identity theft, tax fraud, etc., all of which start over every single day they remain.

And I'm guessing those are all felonies. Millions and millions of felonies every single day.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 18, 2018 07:36 PM (VgKNm)

294 No wonder I'm confused. I didn't know there were five separate ongoing investigations. Will you elaborate on the five committees?
Posted by: One Moment Please at June 18, 2018 07:31 PM (qK2iX)


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At least two of the committees are "investigating" Trump's collusion with Russia.



Posted by: MAGA at June 18, 2018 07:36 PM (LnOh3)

295
You are what you eat !

Posted by: Life Coach at June 18, 2018 07:35 PM (bUjCl)


My ATL SiL is in da house!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2018 07:36 PM (ptqGC)

296 You are what you eat !
Posted by: Life Coach at June 18, 2018 07:35 PM (bUjCl)
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You are what you is.

Posted by: Frank Zappa at June 18, 2018 07:36 PM (vDqXW)

297 One of these days, Alice. POW! Right in the kissah...

Posted by: Ralph Kramden at June 18, 2018 07:36 PM (Y9uH4)

298 Across the alley from the Alamo......

Posted by: Eromero at June 18, 2018 07:36 PM (zLDYs)

299 >> On the other hand, the extreme narcissists haven't been in the majority.

Oh, they're not. That list is just the ordering of those professions that have a higher than normal percentage of psychopaths compared to the general population.

Now, note what they all have in common, at lot of them. Like media personality, lawyer, CEO, salesmen compared to clergy. What are they? Outgoing charismatic leader types.

Psychopaths are very good at doing this.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 18, 2018 07:36 PM (8O3HH)

300 Suredly been mentioned before, but those 8 years of SCOAMF seem ever more distant. God bless President Trump.
Well, huh. A businessman as President. I still don't get the hate for him and never will, I guess.
Are we still doing the 'stimulus' and the lesser increase stuff in the non-budget? Thought so.
-%5 excepting defense and actual budgets, what say?
When they all get to screeching, painful horrific in the darkest of nights, then we might be getting to within a hundred billion miles of where the spending ought to be.
last bastion will forever prevent that, but...
one never knows what one least expects the most


Posted by: micky at June 18, 2018 07:36 PM (dF9Lb)

301 "I vant to be alone !"

Posted by: Greta Garbo at June 18, 2018 07:36 PM (bUjCl)

302 Also, how likely is a pychopath to answer a survey accurately?

Posted by: goodluckduck at June 18, 2018 07:36 PM (rwaEp)

303 The new left wing meme on FB now is that illegal entry is only a misdemeanor.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 18, 2018 07:33 PM (Lg2h/)

It took me 30 seconds to Bing and find:

For the first improper entry offense, the person can be fined (as a criminal penalty), or imprisoned for up to six months, or both.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at June 18, 2018 07:37 PM (J70i0)

304 Doesn't child services take kids away from criminal parents or parents who are making destructive and dangerous life decisions all around the country every single day?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 18, 2018 07:37 PM (VgKNm)

305
I am Iron Man

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 18, 2018 07:37 PM (10vO4)

306 Tick Tock

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 18, 2018 07:37 PM (Y9uH4)

307 Also, how likely is a pychopath to answer a survey accurately?

Posted by: goodluckduck at June 18, 2018 07:36 PM (rwaEp)


They're psychopaths, not liars.

Sheesh.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 18, 2018 07:38 PM (b5O8H)

308 WHERE'S MY FUCKING SERVICE ANIMAL!?

Posted by: Wyoming at June 18, 2018 07:38 PM (MkVJm)

309 You are what you eat !

Posted by: Life Coach at June 18, 2018 07:35 PM (bUjCl)
............

Beanie Weenie?

Posted by: wth at June 18, 2018 07:38 PM (HgMAr)

310 Hell, aren't American parents getting in trouble for daring to let their kids walk to school?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 18, 2018 07:38 PM (VgKNm)

311 I have met some very narcissistic clergy people and quite successful and I couldn't call empathy one of their outstanding characteristics-which seems in a profession that requires good deal of pastoral care quite odd. On the other hand, the extreme narcissists haven't been in the majority."

I've known a lot of clergy over the years, and like with any group of people there's always a mix of types. I know one right now who will give absolutely brilliant, insightful sermons that everyone agrees are wonderful, but personally he's a cold fish without much empathy for anyone. On the other hand, I can think of a former pastor who was one of the most wonderful men I ever meant, deeply caring, ministered to the sick, always had a kind word and a helping hand for anyone - and his sermons were best described as "a rambling series of unconnected anecdotes". So everyone has their strengths and weaknesses.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2018 07:39 PM (V2Yro)

312 OK I am still giggling at Polliwog buying a house in WINDsor Colorado because Cheyenne wind was going to drive her batty. To be fair I know she moved to MO and now is in Houston but Windsor is enough east in CO to be in the windy eastern plains a good part of the time.

Posted by: PaleRider, simply irredeemable at June 18, 2018 07:39 PM (r4KP2)

313 You are what you eat !

Posted by: Life Coach at June 18, 2018 07:35 PM (bUjCl)


I'm a pizza and some hamburgers?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 18, 2018 07:39 PM (b5O8H)

314 Doesn't child services take kids away from criminal parents or parents who are making destructive and dangerous life decisions all around the country every single day?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 18, 2018 07:37 PM (VgKNm)

Ummmmmm.........Yes.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 18, 2018 07:39 PM (EoRCO)

315 The new left wing meme on FB now is that illegal entry is {{{the new hot}}}

Posted by: Wrong hole wrong hole at June 18, 2018 07:39 PM (qK2iX)

316 I think I must have one of those faces you can't help believing.

Posted by: Norman Bates at June 18, 2018 07:40 PM (bUjCl)

317 >>No wonder I'm confused. I didn't know there were five separate ongoing investigations. Will you elaborate on the five committees?

There are a lot of layers of investigations and it does get confusing.

The DOJ IG was charged with looking at how various members of the DOJ including the FBI did their jobs in the Hillary email investigation. But they also had the power to expand their investigation if they found something during the course of that investigation.

They found rampant corruption on how the DOJ/FBI handled the Trump - Russia collusion garbage and opened an investigation into that as well. They might be looking at other things as that is a very broad mandate but we don't know for sure.

Congress is doing oversight investigations of the IG. In theory, they are also looking at the underlying cases but virtually all of their evidence comes from the DOJ and the IG.

All the IG can do is investigate, he can't prosecute. Same with Congress. But there is a prosecutor, John Huber, assigned to work with Horowitz and he can prosecute.

The one that really matters is Huber. Everything else is like living in The Aristocrats.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 18, 2018 07:40 PM (/tuJf)

318 Who came first, the Chicken man or Egg man?

Posted by: Burger Chef at June 18, 2018 07:40 PM (RuIsu)

319 All of Massachusetts' psychos are in Cambridge. And downtown of course. And Wellesley. And Pembroke. And literally everywhere, what am I talking about? They're Massholes.

Posted by: ghost of kari at June 18, 2018 07:41 PM (eY/ez)

320 The day will come when. We look back and fondly remember the days when we were still able to identify psychopaths as somewhat distinct from the general pop.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 18, 2018 07:41 PM (JOoaf)

321 I am Donette.

Posted by: wth at June 18, 2018 07:41 PM (HgMAr)

322 One night in Bangkok makes the hard man humble.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at June 18, 2018 07:41 PM (J70i0)

323 WHERE'S MY FUCKING SERVICE ANIMAL!?

Posted by: Wyoming at June 18, 2018 07:38 PM (MkVJm)

This is Buttercup, your service bison.Good luck.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Inspector General and his Electric Accordian Band! at June 18, 2018 07:42 PM (0QYMt)

324 I'm starting to believe the country needs a mass exorcism. How can so many people be so stupid? I'm aghast at the continued decline in leadership in politics, tech, media, corporations, universities. The direction they are taking this country is scary.

It's more than just TDS now.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 18, 2018 07:20 PM (V6Xrh)

Trump is just a temporary respite. Once he's gone, I don't see how anybody can halt the downhill slide.

It is scary. The educational system is literally making students mentally ill, and they are increasing in numbers, while us normals are growing old and dying off.
Posted by: rickl at June 18, 2018 07:28 PM (sdi6R)


I thought Trump would give us the breathing room to get our act together, but I don't see it happening. I don't know why. The silent majority seems to think staying silent and voting are enough. It perplexes me.

I noticed over at Instapundit there are some contributors asking people to get off the internet and get involved bcz numbers are slipping. It makes me wonder where the heck the flush with donations Republican wing is. We talk about the Democratic machine and their organization...for decades. Republicans have nothing similar.

Reading yesterday that after 100 years the ACLU has changed their mission is also frightening.

I wish I was a psychopath, maybe then I wouldn't care or be worried. But I continue to feel like the majority of people are being doormats and letting the left roll right over us.

The fight for the nation's soul does not look like I expected. It doesn't look like a fight at all. Someone tell me how not to care, or how to be positive. Please. I'm not being rhetorical here. I need some coping tool sets today.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 18, 2018 07:42 PM (V6Xrh)

325 I do sort of enjoy watching the (D)s trying to pile hispanics beside their blacks, though.

You can't expect these people to make appropriate choices concerning their children!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 18, 2018 07:42 PM (VgKNm)

326 These friggin aliens shouldn't even be in this country - neither parents nor children. If they breached the border and are illegals then they can suck it with any claims of asylum. Fvck 'em. Dump their sorry asses back into Mexico. If they're applying for asylum from Mexico then they need to stay in Mexico as their cases are being reviewed. For no reason should they be allowed into this country or to stay in this country. None.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 18, 2018 07:42 PM (b5O8H)

327 Psychopaths are very good at doing this.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 18, 2018 07:36 PM (8O3HH)

With clergy that are not in my denomination and are extremely narcissistic I often am tempted to make up outrageous stories to annoy them-such as "I have a book being published next year" or "50 people are joining my church next week" because I know that it would piss them off, and if they're not in your denomination how would they verify this?. I think about this because with "friends" that are not in my denomination even if you tell them good things that are true they have absolutely no interest or followup.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 18, 2018 07:42 PM (0/+vJ)

328 It makes me wonder where the heck the flush with donations Republican
wing is. We talk about the Democratic machine and their
organization...for decades. Republicans have nothing similar.

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Yes, that used to seem so strange to me before Trump was elected.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 18, 2018 07:43 PM (VgKNm)

329 Garrett-Where do the leftists live in Montana?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 18, 2018 07:44 PM (0/+vJ)

330 Who came first, the Chicken man or Egg man?

=

Chicken, man

Posted by: runner at June 18, 2018 07:44 PM (bUjCl)

331 pyschopathy means "persistent antisocial behavior, impaired empathy and remorse, and bold, disinhibited, and egotistical traits."

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I'm safe then. I am very inhibited, not bold, and have no ego. I was worried there, for a moment.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 18, 2018 07:44 PM (roQNm)

332 Posted by: JackStraw at June 18, 2018 07:40 PM (/tuJf)

Plus there are 500+ pages of facts from which anyone can form any opinion or case on if that person wishes to get that vindictive.
NB: Is Trump as vindictive as they feared Hillary would be?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Inspector General and his Electric Accordian Band! at June 18, 2018 07:44 PM (0QYMt)

333 Who came first, the Chicken man or Egg man?


Chick-Fil-A

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 18, 2018 07:44 PM (Lg2h/)

334 Who came first, the Chicken man or Egg man?
Posted by: Burger Chef at June 18, 2018 07:40 PM (RuIsu)

So let me get this straight. You got the Rooster, the Chicken man and the Egg man.

The Rooster has sex with the Chicken man. So who is having sex with the Egg man?

Posted by: Frank Costanza at June 18, 2018 07:45 PM (EoRCO)

335 I thought Trump would give us the breathing room to get our act together, but I don't see it happening. I don't know why.


Because our side, the GOPe, is actively opposed to him. That's why nothing is being done.

Fuck the GOPe. Take care of you & yours.
Begin preps. Practice the three "S" if necessary.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 18, 2018 07:45 PM (rj3Mq)

336 Garrett-Where do the leftists live in Montana?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 18, 2018 07:44 PM (0/+vJ)
Where Ted Turner lives?

Posted by: Quint at June 18, 2018 07:45 PM (n13/j)

337 Who came first, the Chicken man or Egg man?



Florida man.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 18, 2018 07:45 PM (rj3Mq)

338 So far as I have read Strzok's lawyer is saying he's all for marching up to the hill to clear his name.The tiny url link for Comey and McCabe pleading for a good 5th isn't working.

Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2018 07:45 PM (pHfeF)

339 337. Triangle man

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 18, 2018 07:46 PM (fA1SL)

340 You know those annoying 1 in 5 kids knows hunger ads? Well on my commute I pass a billboard with slogan this with a picture of a KOC. I *sooo* want to file a "thats raaaacisst" complaint against the ad council or whomever does those annoying ads. I haven't yet cuz I assume that a 29 year old whitey making such claims would just be ignored.

Posted by: PaleRider, simply irredeemable at June 18, 2018 07:46 PM (r4KP2)

341 The zombie apocalypse is upon us. But it's not dead bodies seeking to eat our brains, it's people whose souls are dead that are making us all stupid.

But then, I'm just a psychopath from Wyoming, so what do I know, right?

Posted by: CyberCipher at June 18, 2018 07:47 PM (p6WoB)

342 264 Dude, we all knew.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn

Ouch.

Posted by: rickb223

You took that pretty well. I was afraid you'd get all stabby about it.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at June 18, 2018 07:47 PM (IeDO8)

343 I feel like a number...

Number Nine, Number Nine....

Posted by: Burger Chef at June 18, 2018 07:47 PM (RuIsu)

344 just within 'eats'; pancakes and wafflesmaple syrup, honey, cinnamon, nutmeg, cream cheese, jam, pb, peaches, strawberries, any berries, vanilla ice cream....
not to forget butter
bacon somewhere on that plate is a given

Posted by: micky at June 18, 2018 07:47 PM (dF9Lb)

345 184) The food service guy was right, during my multiple tours of duty in 'Nam my unit sought out many of the Vietnamese oil reserves.

Posted by: Dick Blumenthal at June 18, 2018 07:48 PM (nWc4E)

346 Posted by: JackStraw at June 18, 2018 07:40 PM (/tuJf)

Thanks. When I read that by Bannon it was like, no wonder I keep getting who did what mixed up.

Yeah, the IG can't prosecute. Can the president appoint a prosecutor or must we depend on the flaccid congress.

Posted by: One Moment Please at June 18, 2018 07:49 PM (qK2iX)

347 Trumps approval below 40% in Texas. What the heck?

Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2018 07:49 PM (vDqXW)

348 Who came first, the Chicken man or Egg man?
.........

I don't know, I'm still shocked to find out they're gay.

Posted by: wth at June 18, 2018 07:49 PM (HgMAr)

349 We pissed away 30+ million on a southern border for Mejico.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2018 07:49 PM (GTVKY)

350 That reminds me. I heard a PSA from the FBI ( and presumably the Ad Council ) today. The first I've heard of such. Sounded like a weak attempt to improve their image.

Posted by: f'd at June 18, 2018 07:50 PM (UdKB7)

351
The way to think about psychopaths is they just don't have empathy, or a conscience. Or much of one. They're not all cold-blooded killers, like Ted Bundy.

But note that a psychopath makes a very good Ted Bundy.

They just don't "feel" like normal people do. You can show them pictures or people suffering, crying, in pain, and it doesn't have the effect it has on normal people.

This is why they can be cold blooded killers. They can carefully plan a murder, execute in cold blood, and walk away like nothing happened.

For example, say you just committed a grisly murder and ran into a cop. A psychopath can do that without blinking, remaining calm and cool.

He has no conscience (or is capable of turning it off at will) and can do stuff like this without fear.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 18, 2018 07:50 PM (8O3HH)

352 Jack Straw, as always, thanks for bringing clarity and info to the investigative processes. It helps to have it streamlined. It overwhelms.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 18, 2018 07:51 PM (V6Xrh)

353 Meanwhile, in Russia - SMR soccer fans and Cossacks slug it out. Iron sharpens iron.

https://tinyurl.com/ycn9oane

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 18, 2018 07:51 PM (fA1SL)

354 With clergy that are not in my denomination and are extremely narcissistic I often am tempted to make up outrageous stories to annoy them-such as "I have a book being published next year" or "50 people are joining my church next week" because I know that it would piss them off,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 18, 2018 07:42 PM (0/+vJ)



So it's Fenelon who's been our psychopath all along!

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 18, 2018 07:51 PM (fuK7c)

355 I'm surprised that New Mexico wasn't higher since its population is comprised mainly of former Texans who hate Texans.

Posted by: Skunky Choom at June 18, 2018 07:51 PM (u/p7K)

356 As long as they keep up the barricade of bullshit tactic, they'll be the FIB to me.

Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2018 07:51 PM (vDqXW)

357 330 Who came first, the Chicken man or Egg man?

Chicken, man

The Egg Man! Goo Goo G'joob, goo goo goo g'joob!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2018 07:53 PM (V2Yro)

358 >>Yeah, the IG can't prosecute. Can the president appoint a prosecutor or must we depend on the flaccid congress.

Sleepy Sessions appointed a team of federal prosecutors to work with Horowitz last sumer/fall led by John Huber.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 18, 2018 07:53 PM (/tuJf)

359 Trumps approval below 40% in Texas. What the heck?
Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2018 07:49 PM (vDqXW)


The daily clanging cymbals of the Resistance factions are making inroads. Tech giants manipulating search results and shutting down voices does not help. They began that right after the election.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 18, 2018 07:54 PM (V6Xrh)

360 Oh noes! Nash Bridges was on all day and I didn't tape it.

Posted by: One Moment Please at June 18, 2018 07:54 PM (qK2iX)

361 Trumps approval below 40% in Texas. What the heck?

**************************

Reminds me of the poll showing Ted Cruz behind by 3% in the Senate race.

Gonna be an early night.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 18, 2018 07:54 PM (+dsLj)

362 >> because I know that it would piss them off,

You see, that shows you they're in it for their own personal glory. It's all about them, being the big preacher with the big church and all the followers.

Now, those who get it in for the right reasons, they care about others, are very different people.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 18, 2018 07:54 PM (8O3HH)

363 Meanwhile, in Russia - SMR soccer fans and Cossacks slug it out. Iron sharpens iron.

=

er, which is which ? are the hooligans Cossacks ?

Posted by: runner at June 18, 2018 07:55 PM (bUjCl)

364 Trumps approval below 40% in Texas. What the heck?"

That's a total bullshit poll, that's what it is.

How often do we have to say this?

THE POLLS PUT OUT BY THE MSM ARE PSY-OP TOOLS! THEY HAVE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH "TRUTH"!!!!

their only purpose is to encourage the left wing base and to dishearten you. they are INTENDED to do that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2018 07:55 PM (V2Yro)

365 Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 18, 2018 07:51 PM (fuK7c)

LOL. I said I was tempted, not that I had, only because of the narcissists reaction to actual true things that were good-which was ignoring it or saying "Really?" in a bored tone of voice and wanting to go back to their favorite subject-themselves.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 18, 2018 07:56 PM (0/+vJ)

366 363. Heh. Both are hazardous. Cossacks have better uniforms.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 18, 2018 07:56 PM (fA1SL)

367 I think I will move to Montana. And I will marry a round American woman and raise rabbits, and she will cook them for me. And I will have a pickup truck... maybe even a "recreational vehicle." And drive from state to state.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 18, 2018 07:56 PM (+dsLj)

368 I'm thinking the Horde could invade Honduras in about a day and we can just keep building from there.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2018 07:57 PM (GTVKY)

369 Heh. Both are hazardous. Cossacks have better uniforms.

=

and hair

Posted by: runner at June 18, 2018 07:57 PM (bUjCl)

370 366 363. Heh. Both are hazardous. Cossacks have better uniforms.
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Dance off!

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 18, 2018 07:57 PM (roQNm)

371 Who came first, the Chicken man or Egg man?
.......

Egg man. His two minutes were up.

Posted by: wth at June 18, 2018 07:58 PM (HgMAr)

372 I think I will move to Montana. And I will marry a round American woman and raise rabbits, and she will cook them for me. And I will have a pickup truck... maybe even a "recreational vehicle." And drive from state to state.


Oh! Why did you wait til 300+ and a willowed thread to post that?

Nice move.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 18, 2018 07:58 PM (fuK7c)

373 how you come up with a poll showing 40% approval - you carry out the poll ONLY in inner city Houston and Dallas, which areas are 95% black and hispanic, and then throw in Austin, which is the one totally liberal city in the state. It's easy to do. And then you deflect any questions as to how your poll was conducted by saying its a proprietary secret.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2018 07:59 PM (V2Yro)

374 Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2018 07:55 PM (V2Yro)
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It's a Gallup poll showing that Trump's numbers are up and his negatives are down.

Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2018 08:00 PM (vDqXW)

375 370. It's funny watching these two main factions of the SMR go at it. Cossacks, the iron fist if traditional order vs Gopniks, the current manifestation of the greatness of the glorious SMR.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 18, 2018 08:00 PM (fA1SL)

376 there is nood thread, 200 + comments already ...

Posted by: runner at June 18, 2018 08:00 PM (bUjCl)

377 Two minutes? You're being generous.

Posted by: Mrs. Egg at June 18, 2018 08:00 PM (HgMAr)

378 there is nood thread, 200 + comments already ..


Yes but it's another immigration thread.

I don't care that much about it and also the only time I ever commented on it I was, alas, wrong.

I hope this thread keeps going too.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 18, 2018 08:03 PM (fuK7c)

379 Well, that worked out well.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 18, 2018 08:14 PM (fuK7c)

380 Not enough morons to keep any of them honest.

Posted by: BJ54 at June 18, 2018 08:25 PM (fZlu3)

381 I blame Kanye. Also the effin wind. I can concur the casper wind statements. It never effing stops.

FYI I live in the liberal enclave of Laramie and have to deal with tons of libtards all day. They are definitely the other 50% of psychos not named Kanye.

Posted by: Fletch at June 18, 2018 08:41 PM (bWSRe)

382 What about Alaska? They left them out to show DC.

Note how the psychopaths are all in high Democrat voter states.

Of course correlation doesn't indicate causation.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 18, 2018 08:42 PM (bkV+o)

383 Considering who the inmates of Massachusetts repeatedly elect, I'd say mass. Deserves to be pretty high up on that list. We not only produce the nuts, we place the power in their hands!

Posted by: Judith Miley at June 18, 2018 09:40 PM (f9Pxy)

Jen Rubin: Let's Speed the Replacement of Grungy Old US Citizens With Factory-Fresh Latin Imports



From the Department of Having The Hugest Balls, Planned Parenthood is actually claiming to be against separating children, which I had thought was rather their primary stock in trade:



Katie Pavlich has a sensible question:



Streiff's piece at Red State is also pretty inarguable: those arguing against keeping kids in holding areas while their parents are in jail awaiting trial are against keeping their parents in jail awaiting trial and are, therefore, simply in favor of catch and release and therefore uncontrolled open borders, though they will of course not say so.

They'll simply object to every single part of border enforcement while claiming they want some conveniently-unspecified method enforcing the border while also not subjecting any actual people to enforcement.

Speaking of that: Ben "Sassy" Sasse claims he wants to enforce the border while saying he also wants to abandon the "wicked" policy of separating children from their (alleged) parents while their parents await trial for violating US law. He of course cannot offer any specific method of resolution his two claimed priorities. He just thinks someone smart should think of one.

Say, isn't this asshole always posing as a smart guy? If he can't think of a way to enforce the border while not visiting any enforcement on any actual people, who is the Smart Person he thinks can think of such a method, and why doesn't he invite that Smart Person to move to his state and run for Senator in his place?

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1 Ace to the barrel. Ace, please report to the barrel.

Posted by: Iowa Bob at June 18, 2018 05:32 PM (tu3iY)

2 . . . and now it's fixed. Also, first.

Posted by: Iowa Bob at June 18, 2018 05:32 PM (tu3iY)

3 The press whores are like a pack of dogs pushing Laura Bush's op ed at the WaPo comparing the kids in detention camps to Japanese internment camps.

Laura Bush: Big Planned Parenthood supporter.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2018 05:34 PM (ptqGC)

4 Hard at work raping and killing American citizens while siphoning off our wealth.

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 05:34 PM (MkVJm)

5 me?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 18, 2018 05:34 PM (UsCnO)

6 You 1st, Jen.

Posted by: tbodie at June 18, 2018 05:35 PM (zbbA4)

7 I love how Trump is getting these people to drop their masks over and over again.

Posted by: WisRich at June 18, 2018 05:35 PM (G0vdT)

8 Shred fetuses, not families!

Posted by: ro-man at June 18, 2018 05:35 PM (RuIsu)

9 A usual, I blame the GOP for this clusterfuck.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 18, 2018 05:35 PM (r9UYA)

10 All out of f#cks to give. Sorry.

BTW, I always made a point to tell my teen: the money given to THEM is money I now don't have for YOU.

Just to clarify the economics of it.

Posted by: Texian ette, beating the dead horse but so what? at June 18, 2018 05:35 PM (gou4q)

11 nope

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 18, 2018 05:35 PM (UsCnO)

12 Good grief. Aside from the ridiculous sentiment from Planned Parenthood, what the hell is with that picture? We get better stuff than that on the Art Thread on its worst days.

Posted by: bluebell at June 18, 2018 05:35 PM (rhdgT)

13 Corgis called.

Posted by: tbodie at June 18, 2018 05:35 PM (zbbA4)

14 Yes because what country wouldn't be enhanced by people who sneak into countries and get insulted when asked to learn the language!

Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2018 05:36 PM (vDqXW)

15 what is wrong with the PP poster is that the kid is alive.
other than that.............

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 18, 2018 05:36 PM (UsCnO)

16 "What country is this?"

Canada. Moose out front shoulda told ya.

Turn around and keep walking South. You'll be fine.

Sore-ry aboot that, eh?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 18, 2018 05:36 PM (BRvh1)

17 According to Nancy Pelosi last week, PDT is the first president in history not to welcome "newcomers" to our country.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2018 05:36 PM (ptqGC)

18 The wife has the daily press briefing on and I walked through the room. Sick is all I can say, just sick. Those f'n reporters.

Posted by: kahall at June 18, 2018 05:36 PM (bOop2)

19 Who will stab innocent Americans if not for these brave young migrants?

How will our ER doctors survive without the additional Trauma cases?

Arugula Tops $12 per Lb.!

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 05:36 PM (MkVJm)

20 I don't think this will stick to trump either but will add 1-2 percentage points to the red tidal wave in November. Keep on fucking that chicken fake news media and democrats.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 18, 2018 05:36 PM (pw+jk)

21 One big ass family reunion just south of the border-like area

Posted by: NCKate at June 18, 2018 05:36 PM (nU09Z)

22 I agree, it's cruel to separate these children from their parents.

That's why we should just deport them all together as one big family.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at June 18, 2018 05:37 PM (oZ6kz)

23 MS-13 = newcomers

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2018 05:37 PM (ptqGC)

24 In our hearts and minds today: all of the fathers and parents who have been separated from their children at borders. Keep families together.

I agree.

In Mexico.

Where they came from.

Where they belong.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 18, 2018 05:37 PM (YqDXo)

25 I had no idea S.E. Cupp was such a bitch. Sigh. Another faker.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 18, 2018 05:37 PM (ujg0T)

26 I'm beginning to suspect that ole Jen isn't much of a Republican.

And based on her 'definition', I need to learn Spanish pronto.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 18, 2018 05:37 PM (0ogQG)

27 I mean I guess that picture is supposed to appeal to men of color who are also ballet dancers and fathers, but I would imagine that's a pretty small cohort.

Posted by: bluebell at June 18, 2018 05:37 PM (rhdgT)

28 23 MS-13 = newcomers
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2018 05:37 PM (ptqGC)


Doing the organized crime that the Bloods and the Crips won't do.

Now with an added spark of divinity.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 18, 2018 05:37 PM (YqDXo)

29

Hmm. Planned Infanticide never mentions all the babies they've separated from their mothers so they can separate the babies further for the biological research companies.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 18, 2018 05:37 PM (HaL55)

30 Jen Rubin, "True Conservative!!!!"

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 18, 2018 05:38 PM (pw+jk)

31 If PP were consistent in thought they would pointed out that all those loving parents in 3rd world shitholes would have aborted the kids rather than raise them in poverty

Posted by: tbodie at June 18, 2018 05:38 PM (zbbA4)

32 hey, jen, move to mehico. problem solved. take all your "hard workers" with you.
thanks and kindly, fuck off.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 18, 2018 05:38 PM (KP5rU)

33 So Senator Sasse studied ethics via Grouch Marx correspondence courses?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 18, 2018 05:38 PM (2xR5z)

34 Gawd I hate the media.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 18, 2018 05:38 PM (0tfLf)

35 This is when I wish AtC was press secretary. Something something flamethrower.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2018 05:38 PM (ptqGC)

36 Now wait, the cretinous Rubin stumbled on a point here.


Well, partly.


I'd gladly deport most of the elected GOP, including Sasse. But they'd be accompanied by all the "hard-working Latinos" who are illegal. Yep, that package is a win-win.


Posted by: rhomboid at June 18, 2018 05:38 PM (QDnY+)

37
We should annex a 50 mile wide strip of Mexico and use that as the place to reunite children and parents of illegal aliens.

And Mexico funds it with their Carlos Slime petro-pesos.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 18, 2018 05:38 PM (VM6ev)

38 22 I agree, it's cruel to separate these children from their parents.

That's why we should just deport them all together as one big family.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at June 18, 2018 05:37 PM (oZ6kz)


One big extended family.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 18, 2018 05:38 PM (YqDXo)

39 Planned Parenthood: "Keep families together. #FathersDay"

No words. They make the SPLC seem honorable.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 18, 2018 05:38 PM (H8S+R)

40 Should I point out to Jennifer we have a place with lots of Hispanics just south of us? It is called Mexico. It appears your experiment failed.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 18, 2018 05:38 PM (JFO2v)

41 Be nice if our "fellow" Republicans weren't part of the left's coordination on this.

I love even Laura Bush being trotted out, stupid bitch never said a word against Obama.

Posted by: Maritime at June 18, 2018 05:39 PM (lKmt3)

42 He of course cannot offer any specific method of resolution his two claimed priorities. He just thinks someone smart should think of one..


Nothing comes to mind.

Posted by: King Solomon at June 18, 2018 05:39 PM (LAe3v)

43 Diogenes! I had the feeling that that "best of four games" thing wouldn't quite work out.

Posted by: bluebell at June 18, 2018 05:39 PM (rhdgT)

44 >>25
I had no idea S.E. Cupp was such a bitch. Sigh. Another faker.

You should have realized she was a filthy cvnt when she was rimming Beck's Cheeto encrusted ahole for rent money.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 18, 2018 05:39 PM (r9UYA)

45 You Deserve To Be Together - Unless Mom Feels Like Her Career Is Too Important To Be Weighed Down By A Kid, In Which Case, We'll Separate You With A Pair Of Scissors

Nah, too long for a slogan.


Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at June 18, 2018 05:39 PM (oZ6kz)

46 Huh, you'd never guess that it was just a few short months ago that the Left was overjoyed at successfully suing the US government into providing abortions to a couple pregnant illegal immigrant teens (minors!) who arrived and demanded the procedure.

As in: crossing the border in order to separate their babies from them FOR FREE!!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 18, 2018 05:39 PM (W+vEI)

47 Shouldn't some smart person come up with a way to let women who don't want to keep children not have them, and yet the potential for life is not ended?

Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2018 05:39 PM (vDqXW)

48 Damn!

I missed the Father's Day Baby parts Sale at plannedparenthood dot com dot commerce

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 05:39 PM (MkVJm)

49 Jennifer Rubin is WaPo's supposed center-right reporter. She is a hardcore leftest just like the rest of WaPo.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 18, 2018 05:39 PM (mpXpK)

50 33 So Senator Sasse studied ethics via Grouch Marx correspondence courses?
Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 18, 2018 05:38 PM (2xR5z)


"9 dollars and 27 cents?! Why, this is outrageous!... If I were you I wouldn't pay it."

- - Otis B. Sasse-wood.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 18, 2018 05:39 PM (VM6ev)

51 SE Cupp would make a nice Big Titted Barista.

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 05:40 PM (MkVJm)

52 and, ha. HA!, I say, at the omnipresent slur:

"Hard-working"

Hard. Working.

You know. Working hard. Getting sweaty. Sweaty backs. Wet, you might even say.

Yeah. That's what we'll call them

Wetbacks.

*ow* *ow!* *OW!* Stop hitting me, what did I say? I'm sorry!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 18, 2018 05:40 PM (BRvh1)

53 "If only we could keep the hard-working Latin American newcomers and deport the contemptible Republican cowards


#1. Since all the illegals are so hard working, you won't object to shutting off the welfare teat, huh Jen?

#2. This is my country. I was born here. Care to try to enforce that deportation with firearms? Please?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 18, 2018 05:40 PM (rj3Mq)

54 and can someone tell me what the hell happened to Ben Sasse? He started out a thinking Constitutionalist, and has turned into the second coming of Jeff Flake.
Nebraska voters must be getting pretty pissed about the bait-and-switch.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 18, 2018 05:40 PM (UsCnO)

55 I wonder if PP had the British doctor who decapitated the baby in the womb during a "botched" delivery, on speed dial for the head?

And I just made myself physically ill.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2018 05:40 PM (ptqGC)

56 The press whores are like a pack of dogs pushing Laura Bush's op ed at the WaPo comparing the kids in detention camps to Japanese internment camps.

Which was a Democrat policy, they forgot to mention.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 18, 2018 05:41 PM (YqDXo)

57 44 >>25
I had no idea S.E. Cupp was such a bitch. Sigh. Another faker.

You should have realized she was a filthy cvnt when she was rimming Beck's Cheeto encrusted ahole for rent money.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 18, 2018 05:39 PM (r9UYA)



One particular tweet of hers really is grounds for a stalking. One can only hope she is attacked, stripped, and worse by the MS-13 underclass she is so eager to import:

https://twitter.com/secupp/status/1008192385476685824

Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 18, 2018 05:41 PM (ujg0T)

58 51 SE Cupp would make a nice Big Titted Barista.
Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 05:40 PM (MkVJm)


In keeping with the theme of this post, look up the Chilean phenomenon called "cafe con piernas."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 18, 2018 05:41 PM (VM6ev)

59 Trump had better not cave on this.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 18, 2018 05:41 PM (UBzPO)

60 Well, at least she got "contemtible Rebublican cowards" right.

Posted by: Hands at June 18, 2018 05:41 PM (EzdLW)

61 deplorables are disposables destined for the final solution
this is in their collective hearts so stay sharp and aim small

Posted by: d9 at June 18, 2018 05:41 PM (WX+x0)

62 Again, putting illegal criminals above law abiding LEGAL citizens is not going to be a winning strategy for the fascist democrats in November. And I welcome them in fucking the illegal chicken to the maximum.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 18, 2018 05:41 PM (pw+jk)

63 Jen girl is letting her hate flag fly high and proud, isn't she?

Posted by: filbert at June 18, 2018 05:41 PM (953wK)

64 I'd be open to a trade where for every illegal we let into the country, we shipped a resident of either Baltimore or Chicago out.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2018 05:42 PM (k1TUh)

65 Good grief. Juan's female counterpart is filling in for him today.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2018 05:42 PM (ptqGC)

66 Planned Parenthood is better known as Baby Parts, Inc.

Posted by: dantesed at June 18, 2018 05:42 PM (88xKn)

67 Damn!

I missed the Father's Day Baby parts Sale at plannedparenthood dot com dot commerce
Posted by: garrett



Did you miss the Baby Daddy cards at Target?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 18, 2018 05:42 PM (rj3Mq)

68 Coffee with the Peaks ?

I like the sound of that.

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 05:42 PM (MkVJm)

69 Instead of us saving all the Mexicans from that shithole that is Mexico, we should just take over the country and make it a not shithole then they could stay there.... I know sovereignty or something. F that.
Im so sick of all of this... just let it all burn so Jesus can get here already.....

Posted by: lin-duh at June 18, 2018 05:42 PM (kufk0)

70 If things are so bad in El Salvador that families have to run for their lives, they would not complain about being separated from their kids when they reached the border. During the Holocaust, many Jews willingly sent their kids to England and other places to get them to safety.

Posted by: Trudeau's escaping eyebrow at June 18, 2018 05:43 PM (RjoUW)

71 19 . . . Arugula Tops $12 per Lb.!
Posted by: garrett
______

See? I'm right again. I know agriculture better than any farmer.

Iowa farmers should have been growing arugula all along.

But you were just standin' in the ditch, sipping on your Slurpee, criticizing me.

Posted by: Low Information Ex-President at June 18, 2018 05:43 PM (9vQJW)

72
Arugula Tops $12 per Lb.!

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 05:36 PM (MkVJm)

Everything went to crap after Bezos bought Whole Foods and turned it into an Amazon delivery and information center.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 18, 2018 05:43 PM (UsCnO)

73
I don't have to read any of the rhetoric to know that they are completely wrong, cowardly, liars and desperate to shift attention from the IG Report and the rogue leftist FBI, but the sheer off the rails quality of it is proof positive.

And so far, PDT and even the DHS Sec is having none of it and calling out media directly as liars.

Good.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 18, 2018 05:43 PM (VM6ev)

74 >>Jen girl is letting her hate flag fly high and proud, isn't she?


Yep, and her agenda.
This was always about population replacement. No different from the hate directed at older Brexit voters in the UK: Hurry up and die so we can do what we want!!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 18, 2018 05:43 PM (W+vEI)

75 Tell you what, Jen, let's just let the grungy old Republicans and the hard-working Latin newcomers sort this out between themselves. Would you favor that? You know, let the best man win.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 18, 2018 05:44 PM (lpszU)

76 Jen Rubin doesn't even oretend anymore does she?

Posted by: steevy at June 18, 2018 05:44 PM (LiyEm)

77 Personally, I would shoot them all. It's them or me, fuck them.

I figure after a couple thousand the message would get thru.

Zero sympathy, Zero tolerance, Zero fucks to give.

Posted by: nip at June 18, 2018 05:44 PM (ECLaL)

78 Trump had better not cave on this.


Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 18, 2018 05:41 PM (UBzPO)

====
This lying and disloyal bullshit is only making him more resolved in getting what he wants... oh and fucking every disloyal traitor on the right and left.


Read his books. He likes revenge for fucking with him.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 18, 2018 05:44 PM (pw+jk)

79 Maritime: "I love even Laura Bush being trotted out, stupid bitch never said a word against Obama."

The Bush clan is as open borders as is possible. 9/11 was the only thing that stopped their transnationalism. Otherwise, Reagan's Amnesty would have been a mere drop in the bucket compared to Bush/CoC's plans.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 18, 2018 05:44 PM (H8S+R)

80 Looks like they had one of their hack doctors draw the picture during a lull between murdering babies.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 18, 2018 05:44 PM (LWu6U)

81 As the man said, "What stupid time to be alive."

Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at June 18, 2018 05:44 PM (C1NyB)

82 Camera Hogg is probably lamenting that he isn't darker skinned and from a foreign country so he could get in on this.

Posted by: buzzion at June 18, 2018 05:45 PM (lKs2v)

83 I cannot stand Bush Grrrrl Dana. She sounds like a chirpy parrot.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2018 05:45 PM (ptqGC)

84

He just thinks someone smart should think of one.


Here's how to properly answer the public outcry (which is composed almost exclusively of Proga minions and leftard who don't know the details, as usual): take every illegal immigrant that crosses the border to a nearby facility to put them on a bus back to Mexico that very day. I'm talking a veritable flotilla of buses running 24/7/365 back and forth.


President Trump can say he was forced to do this by the attention Obama's detention policies have generated. Plus, after a couple of weeks of not getting into our country ("Ma'am, you can apply for entry in Mexico."), the illegals should get the message that they need to get in line with everyone else who wants to live here.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 18, 2018 05:45 PM (HaL55)

85 As I wrote earlier. Abortion is a logistics solution. The woman lacks the necessary resources, and so the resource-sink is aborted. Those resources are time, money, care and interest in being a mother.

Planned Parenthood is based on the idea that controlling the influx into families stabilizes families and does not put too big a strain on the above resources.

But logistical solutions of Planned Immigration, controlling the influx into our country are argued to bring down the Lord's judgment, despite that no human bodies are thrown into a dumpster as a result.

Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2018 05:45 PM (vDqXW)

86 Don't babies bring big dollars on the open market?


Why not just auction them off like so many sports cars and cigarette boats?

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 05:45 PM (MkVJm)

87
"9 dollars and 27 cents?! Why, this is outrageous!... If I were you I wouldn't pay it."

- - Otis B. Sasse-wood.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Was going for "these are my principles. and I have others if you don't like them." not sure that's the exact quote, but I think it's close.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 18, 2018 05:45 PM (2xR5z)

88 I shockingly find myself agreeing with Planned Parenthood.

The illegal aliens and their kids should be kept together. They should immediately be deported as a family unit.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 18, 2018 05:45 PM (fqUgw)

89 69 Instead of us saving all the Mexicans from that shithole that is Mexico, we should just take over the country and make it a not shithole then they could stay there.... I know sovereignty or something. F that. "

We tried that in Afghanistan, we tried it in Iraq. That trick never works.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2018 05:46 PM (k1TUh)

90 I want a huge throng of these invaders storming the carefully fenced homes of the open-borders apologists. Carrying babies.
Just move in. Trash the place. Take what you want.

Why not?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 18, 2018 05:46 PM (0jtPF)

91 During the Holocaust, many Jews willingly sent their kids to England and other places to get them to safety.

Posted by: Trudeau's escaping eyebrow
------------

Brits sent their kids (unaccompanied) to the countryside, and Canada.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 18, 2018 05:46 PM (lpszU)

92 It took them a little while but they finally have the heart strings pulled with What about the children?

Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2018 05:46 PM (pHfeF)

93 Yeah, wild guess, this will only help in November, per Jukin and others. Ceteris paribus.


But as I was saying in the previous thread, this administration is entering Bush Admin. territory with its response to this latest faux moral panic. DHS Sec. was quite weak.


It's not close to sufficient to merely (weakly) rebut false premises - when there's so much slander and sanctimony coming at you, you have to hit back very hard. In detail.


And take the offensive, put the onus back where it belongs - on the creators/enablers/subsidizers of massive human trafficking and abuse of women and children - the govt. of Mexico, the NGOs stoking the border rush, the previous administration, the Dems doing the same today, and the press itself.


"That's actually a pretty stupid and offensive question about whether I or the administration have compassion - but thanks for giving me the chance to express my contempt and anger for the reckless parents bringing their children on a perilous ill-advised journey, for the corrupt and lawless govt. of Mexico that permits so much death and abuse to occur by allowing this flow, and for the organizations in the US - and their apologists in the press - who help create this disaster through their efforts to destroy the rule of law, erase our borders, and inflame racial animus in all directions."

Posted by: rhomboid at June 18, 2018 05:46 PM (QDnY+)

94 and can someone tell me what the hell happened to Ben Sasse? He started out a thinking Constitutionalist, and has turned into the second coming of Jeff Flake.
Nebraska voters must be getting pretty pissed about the bait-and-switch.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

_______________

The amount of scalps Trump has, you would think some of these guys would smarten up.

An issue like this isn't something like "trade" where I could at least understand "enlightened" conservatives having a different take. It's just pure Trump hate.

I guess the TruCon position is we are no longer allowed to detain any illegals that have children since they can neither stay in the jail with them or stay out of the jail while their parents are being processed.

Posted by: Maritime at June 18, 2018 05:46 PM (lKmt3)

95 What I want to know is who is organizing all this.

Last week it was the damn drinking straws

This week it is holding cells.

Every week there is a coordinated torrent of Left Wing nonsense. What office in what city is the headquarters for this crap.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 18, 2018 05:46 PM (LWu6U)

96 Gah. I am so embarrassed that I used to think Sasse was the cat's pajamas. Gah.

Trump's greatest superpower is his ability to get people to drop their masks. It's stunning, really.

I want to see the focus group data that said the best way to attack Trump on this was to post pictures of MUH BABIES and then wail away about how dare anyone separate MUH BABIES from their mommies and that doing this on Father's Day was awesome.

Also that this is totally how the Holocaust happened.

Because, you see, I can't help but notice that all of this seems to be happening in a rather coordinated fashion.

Here's the thing: I'm open to a good faith discussion of what is the least worst option when dealing with those who cross illegally who then claim asylum. However, I want an honest discussion. If you are for catch and release, say so. Defend that position. If you take my view, which is that if you cross the border illegally, you waive any claim for asylum and you and your family will be placed on the next transport back to country of origin and that if there are no family facilities available, then, unfortunately, the family will be split up on a temporary basis, then I will defend that.

But I want honesty. I don't want REE REE THIS IS IMMORAL REE REE NO I DON'T HAVE ANY SOLUTIONS REE REE

That's lame.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at June 18, 2018 05:46 PM (dEQP3)

97 Okay, I think that clearly the IG report on the FIB is bigger deal than I thought. Why else the 24/7 full court press on an Obama procedure?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 18, 2018 05:46 PM (pw+jk)

98
Kabuki-Bukkake theater or not?

Cuck Schemer sez Ryno's bill is DOA because it cuts legal immigration numbers.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 18, 2018 05:46 PM (VM6ev)

99 Now I know that advocates for Reproduction Rights (actually that should be non-Reproduction Rights) will say that a woman should not be burdened with bringing a fetus to term.

Some smart person should think of a way that a woman doesn't have to bring a fetus to term, yet that fetus still lives.

Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2018 05:47 PM (vDqXW)

100 What office in what city is the headquarters for this crap.

DC

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 18, 2018 05:47 PM (7LY+6)

101 64
I'd be open to a trade where for every illegal we let into the country,
we shipped a resident of either Baltimore or Chicago out.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2018 05:42 PM (k1TUh)

A 1:1 swap with a country like Venezuala is interesting to consider. What do you think would happen if everyone from Venezuela came here and every conservative went to Venezuela? It would be one of the richest countries on the planet in a very short time.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 18, 2018 05:47 PM (UBzPO)

102 There is one solution that would make everyone happy. Sending the parents back would please Republicans. Selling the kids to Hollywood and Silicon Valley to use as sex workers and free yard labor would please the Democrats.

Posted by: Trudeau's escaping eyebrow at June 18, 2018 05:48 PM (RjoUW)

103 Aw,this shit will be passed over for the next outrage within 24-48 hours....

Posted by: steevy at June 18, 2018 05:48 PM (LiyEm)

104 Immigrants sure didn't seem to mind separation a year or so ago tens of thousands of kids were coming over unescorted.

Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2018 05:48 PM (pHfeF)

105 >>98


Kabuki-Bukkake theater or not?



Cuck Schemer sez Ryno's bill is DOA because it cuts legal immigration numbers.





Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Goood, Very goood.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 18, 2018 05:49 PM (r9UYA)

106 91 During the Holocaust, many Jews willingly sent their kids to England and other places to get them to safety.

Posted by: Trudeau's escaping eyebrow
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Brits sent their kids (unaccompanied) to the countryside, and Canada.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 18, 2018 05:46 PM (lpszU)


It's not even a comparison, except in the notion of sending children voluntarily, albeit regretfully, away to safety and more than likely never to see them again.

What Obama allowed, and probably not-so-secretly staged was the use of these children as weapons with which to serve as a beachhead to bring the future Democrats in en masse.

Bastard.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 18, 2018 05:49 PM (VM6ev)

107 96 AtC can you please make the REE sound in the next podcast?Thank you.

Posted by: steevy at June 18, 2018 05:49 PM (LiyEm)

108 >>Immigrants sure didn't seem to mind separation a year or so ago tens of thousands of kids were coming over unescorted.


It's astroturfing on an International Scale.

It's really fucked.

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 05:49 PM (MkVJm)

109 As I wrote earlier. Abortion is a logistics solution. The woman lacks the necessary resources, and so the resource-sink is aborted. Those resources are time, money, care and interest in being a mother.

Planned Parenthood is based on the idea that controlling the influx into families stabilizes families and does not put too big a strain on the above resources.

But logistical solutions of Planned Immigration, controlling the influx into our country are argued to bring down the Lord's judgment, despite that no human bodies are thrown into a dumpster as a result.

Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2018 05:45 PM (vDqXW)
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As always, the question boils down to: "Does this benefit Democrats?" The rest is just window dressing.

Posted by: Revenant at June 18, 2018 05:49 PM (bGUHd)

110 As soon as any of these people are granted asylum the are immediately given a green card, housing assistance, food stamps and medical care and chain migration.
Each adult receives 2,500 per month and each child is allotted 1,500 a month.

Just the facts, baby.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2018 05:49 PM (pYUJY)

111 At no point in the "spit - hoist - slit" paradigm do the concepts of "morality" or "feelings" come into play, even for the normal man.

These caterwauling dunces had best remember that.

As the wise man said, "They're not going to like the new rules".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 18, 2018 05:50 PM (BRvh1)

112 69
Instead of us saving all the Mexicans from that shithole that is Mexico,
we should just take over the country and make it a not shithole then
they could stay there.... I know sovereignty or something. F that.

Im so sick of all of this... just let it all burn so Jesus can get here already.....

Posted by: lin-duh at June 18, 2018 05:42 PM (kufk0)

Must be an especially stressful day today. I don't get this angry about this stuff until about Thursday.

Can I offer you a cold one? Believe me lin-duh, we are on the same page. I just want to help with the stress.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 18, 2018 05:50 PM (UsCnO)

113 According to Nancy Pelosi last week, PDT is the first president in history not to welcome "newcomers" to our country.
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Welcome Wagon runs over newcomers.
George Carlin

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 18, 2018 05:50 PM (2NqXo)

114 Every week there is a coordinated torrent of Left Wing nonsense. What office in what city is the headquarters for this crap.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 18, 2018 05:46 PM (LWu6U)

It is called journoLISTism. Once you get a job in journoLISTism you must stay up until 2 AM EST and go to parties for mostly homely, unsmart, overeducated, hacks. Once arriving home you open the email inbox and TADA. There is you thoughts for the next day or so.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 18, 2018 05:50 PM (JFO2v)

115 Jukin, what you say about favoring illegals over citizens not being a winning formula in November probably applies, broadly, to the country as a whole (it had better), but ......


Right here in CA, precisely this approach, on steroids, has AFAIK produced zero costs or backlash for those doing it.


It continues to amaze and disgust me.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 18, 2018 05:51 PM (QDnY+)

116

This whole entire thing is textbook Alinsky.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 18, 2018 05:51 PM (KWtxl)

117 I have happily avoided the news for over a week*. Can some one fill me in here? Did Trump actually change a policy and set this off? Or is this just lefty freak out number 732 to see if something sticks? Did Trump actually do something different re. kids at the border recently or is this just the latest organized journoList media attack?


I am not talking about judging whether US policy is right or wrong here. I am just wondering why all of a sudden this is the only thing the media is talking about. I know they are doing it because they think it is scoring points for their team, but what set this off? Last I checked, the freakout was about Die-ins at Winn Dixie.

* actually much longer than a week.

Posted by: Quint at June 18, 2018 05:51 PM (n13/j)

118 Masshole Gov will NOT be sending the Natl Guard to the southern border now because of the human genocide taking place at the hands of Trump.

PDT should declare a national Emergency and order them there.


Posted by: Under Fire at June 18, 2018 05:51 PM (r9UYA)

119 >>But I want honesty. I don't want REE REE THIS IS IMMORAL REE REE NO I DON'T HAVE ANY SOLUTIONS REE REE

That's lame.





Rahm Emmanuel: "Never Let a crisis go to waste."

Obama: "What the heck, then let's go ahead and create the crisis!!"

This is Obama's mess, and the I have no doubt he and his people are behind it magically becoming a crisis this week.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 18, 2018 05:51 PM (W+vEI)

120 110
As soon as any of these people are granted asylum the are immediately
given a green card, housing assistance, food stamps and medical care and
chain migration.

Each adult receives 2,500 per month and each child is allotted 1,500 a month.



Just the facts, baby.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2018 05:49 PM (pYUJY)


Ok, now I am as pissed off as lin-duh.

Where are the torches and kerosene?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 18, 2018 05:51 PM (UsCnO)

121 >>This whole entire thing is textbook Alinsky.


Yep. Trying to overload the systems.

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 05:52 PM (MkVJm)

122 "We the People of the United States, in order to form a more perfect union . . . . and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity . . . ."

No wait, scratch that.

"We the People of the United States, in order to form a more perfect union . . . . and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and as many latino newcomers as are willing to sneak illegally across our border in the 20th and 21st centuries, do hereby ordain and establish this Constitution, yada, yada, yada.

Oh yeah, much better!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 18, 2018 05:52 PM (fqUgw)

123

Shouldn't some smart person come up with a way to let women who don't want to keep children not have them, and yet the potential for life is not ended?


My good (axe)man, are you somehow suggesting that people exercise self-control?

I daresay, I've never heard of anything so outrageously beyond the pale in all my years. How do you sleep at night whilst harboring such extreme thoughts? Have you no conscience?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 18, 2018 05:52 PM (HaL55)

124 I've sat in a courtroom and watched a judge place a child in state custody because of excessive truancy.

I find it hard to believe the heart-felt veracity of this virtue signaling when we have judges separating parents from children because the parents refuse to administer sex-change hormones to their daughter.

The American legal system doesn't give a f*ck about the sanctity if child-parent bonds. Ask any dad that has been relegated to "every other weekend and two weeks in the summer" status.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 18, 2018 05:52 PM (XG9gP)

125 What I want to know is who is organizing all this.

Last week it was the damn drinking straws

This week it is holding cells.

Every week there is a coordinated torrent of Left Wing nonsense. What office in what city is the headquarters for this crap.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 18, 2018 05:46 PM (LWu6U)--Its FusionGPS or their competitors. This is what they do -- they're Narrative Creators for hire. Both the Democrats and the open borders GOP want these policies, so I'm sure business is booming.

Posted by: Revenant at June 18, 2018 05:52 PM (bGUHd)

126 AtC can you please make the REE sound in the next podcast?Thank you.
Posted by: steevy at June 18, 2018 05:49 PM (LiyEm)



Sure, but it's not like anyone but dogs will hear it.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at June 18, 2018 05:52 PM (dEQP3)

127 It's not even a comparison, except in the notion of sending children voluntarily, albeit regretfully, away to safety and more than likely never to see them again.

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Agreed, but the point remains the same. The primary concern was the well-being of the children, not the ancillary pain of separation.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 18, 2018 05:52 PM (lpszU)

128 I grew up trying to understand how Germany could go so wrong between the wars. I could not understand how a society could get that far off the track.

This confusion lasted until about 10 years ago. then I understood. These leftists are a cancer. Poor Germany had them on both sides.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 18, 2018 05:52 PM (LWu6U)

129
Jen and SE need to get together and have a nice lesbo wedding, and then adopt about 100 of these nice children and let them live with them in their posh pad.

And Miss Laura and W, think of all the children they could take in at their ranch.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 18, 2018 05:52 PM (8O3HH)

130 I think the guy in the PP art stole some leggins from Kmart and a bad nurses uniform top for the local hospital. He did NOT pull of the look he wanted.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 18, 2018 05:52 PM (JFO2v)

131 Sooner or later you people are going to listen to my Border Moat with Alligators idea.

Posted by: Weasel at June 18, 2018 05:52 PM (MVjcR)

132 I don't think I can pay attention to this crazy, hypocritical bullshit much longer. I've about had my fill for today. Can't consume anymore. May be time for some radio silence....

Posted by: SteveOReno, as an intelligent person, I self-identify as a Moron at June 18, 2018 05:53 PM (2sCft)

133 Donna Brazil is on The Five

Posted by: Jen the original at June 18, 2018 05:53 PM (OdLH1)

134 and every conservative went to Venezuela? It would be one of the richest countries on the planet in a very short time.'

it would only work if we could go at the head of column of M1 Abrams tanks.

now if we could trade some of the educated Venezuelan refugees for some Baltimore gangbangers, it'd raise the average IQ's of both countries.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2018 05:53 PM (k1TUh)

135 Use the illegal invading children to build the damn wall already. Then can learn a skill, get fresh air and won't be raped by the likes of Kevin Spacey.

Child labor is back and better than ever baby!.....




Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 18, 2018 05:53 PM (EoRCO)

136 According to Nancy Pelosi last week, PDT is the first president in history not to welcome "newcomers" to our country.
**************************************************
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 18, 2018 05:50 PM (2NqXo)
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At the turn of the 19th century, the Border Patrol was recruited from the top scoring *marksmen* of the US Marshals.

I don't think this is the first time we haven't welcomed border jumpers.

Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2018 05:53 PM (vDqXW)

137
Wait?

What's this?

Back in October 2017, President Trump wrote a letter to Congress asking them to change this law.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 18, 2018 05:53 PM (KWtxl)

138 >>The primary concern was the well-being of the children, not the ancillary pain of separation.


NOT to secure immigration status for you, your hermana, your esposa and every one of your 3rd world fuck trophies.

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 05:53 PM (MkVJm)

139 19th century -> 20th century, dammit.

Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2018 05:54 PM (vDqXW)

140 62 Again, putting illegal criminals above law abiding LEGAL citizens is not going to be a winning strategy for the fascist democrats in November......
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 18, 2018 05:41 PM (pw+jk)
----------------------------------------------------
If the GOP caves into this pressure and passes a bad DACA bill, the Dems will win the House.
I can't imagine anything that would disgust the base and depress turnout more.

THat's the whole point of this drama, IMO.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 18, 2018 05:54 PM (0jtPF)

141 Take it from me, Mass. Governor Charlie Baker is a jerk!!!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 18, 2018 05:54 PM (nWc4E)

142 Hmmm. It's well after wine o'clock.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2018 05:54 PM (ptqGC)

143 98
Kabuki-Bukkake theater or not?

Cuck Schemer sez Ryno's bill is DOA because it cuts legal immigration numbers.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 18, 2018 05:46 PM (VM6ev)

I thot about 65% of Citizens wanted immigration cut!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 18, 2018 05:54 PM (JFO2v)

144 Wow, Rubin didn't even get a chance for her stupidity to make it around the world before PP stood up and said, "Hold my beer and watch this!"

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at June 18, 2018 05:54 PM (qC1Sy)

145 Sure, but it's not like anyone but dogs will hear it.
Posted by: alexthechick
-----------------

I am less certain about that, if Your Highness would allow. The Left detect all sorts of high pitched whistles that the rest of us do not. It's remarkable, really.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 18, 2018 05:55 PM (4lDWV)

146

Wait.

To Where, exactly, does Rubin want to deport her "contemptible" Republicans??

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 18, 2018 05:55 PM (KWtxl)

147 would be nice if there was some company that could establish family relations easily and quickly to make sure that the kids in custody were matched with the right parents.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 18, 2018 05:55 PM (MTjB1)

148 In case anyone hasn't notice this entire issue is nothing more than a coordinate effort by the media and demorats to smear Trump. Those self same people ignored children warehoused and disappeared under Obama. I am sick of the media colluding with demorats to shame us and blackmail us into accepting illegal aliens as normal.

Posted by: Rose at June 18, 2018 05:55 PM (qHeFI)

149 Predicto-O-Meter

Next will come the torrent of lawsuits against the Gov. for the "trauma" to the children. A class action! Discrimination! Give us money!

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 18, 2018 05:55 PM (LWu6U)

150 26
I'm beginning to suspect that ole Jen isn't much of a Republican.



And based on her 'definition', I need to learn Spanish pronto.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 18, 2018 05:37 PM (0ogQG)

Instead of Spanish, I learned how to speak Colt, Winchester, and Remington.
I'm trying to learn FAL as well.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 18, 2018 05:55 PM (UsCnO)

151 Time to start a #YouFirst movement.

Any time any celebrity says something like Jen Rubin's tweet -- let's deport the white people; let's ban cars; let's raise taxes, voluntary human extinction, etc. -- everyone should reply #YouFirst.

Instant crush. Argument over.

Posted by: zombie at June 18, 2018 05:55 PM (c+2jX)

152 KamelToe is now calling for Neilsen's resignation.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 18, 2018 05:55 PM (nILVB)

153 Laura Bush was the darling of Morning Joe this morning. That says it all.

The Bushes, like the Clintons and Obamas, are never going to shut up.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2018 05:55 PM (ptqGC)

154 Leftist politicians don't want just bodies they want votes. The citizens of the country are being muscled out.

Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2018 05:56 PM (pHfeF)

155 One more time, don't worry about any bill the House passes (if they pass anything at all) Schumer and his pals are dedicated to blocking anything that provides even one dime of funding for the wall, so it will never even get to Trump. We went through all of this in the spring.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2018 05:56 PM (k1TUh)

156 ALL the masks are off.

It's amazing what Trump has done in less than two years.

Posted by: chinese rock at June 18, 2018 05:56 PM (v6UKb)

157 Stop Separating children from their parents! That's our job!

Posted by: Planned Parenthood at June 18, 2018 05:56 PM (Lr3FA)

158
Is "newcomers" the new "dreamers?"


I remember when we used to call these people "illegals" and "ms-13" and "foreign deadbeats."

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 18, 2018 05:56 PM (KWtxl)

159 Dear Jennifer Rubin;

You stupid slut!

Most all of the invaders from the south are illiterate in their OWN LANGUAGE and are barely conversant in English.

Also they have none to little formal schooling so where are you going to get the replacements for all those old and curmudgeonly but intelligent and trained white folks.

Cause that's what this is: out and out racism and slow motion genocide.

It is interesting that a person (white) such as yourself would propose this. Most folks are smart enough not to preach genocide of the race they're born into.

your friend hoping you die real soon.


Posted by: jakee308 at June 18, 2018 05:56 PM (bkV+o)

160 I am less certain about that, if Your Highness would allow. The Left detect all sorts of high pitched whistles that the rest of us do not. It's remarkable, really.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 18, 2018 05:55 PM (4lDWV)



*taps chin*

I'll allow it.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at June 18, 2018 05:56 PM (dEQP3)

161 129
Jen and SE need to get together and have a nice lesbo wedding, and then adopt about 100 of these nice children and let them live with them in their posh pad.

And Miss Laura and W, think of all the children they could take in at their ranch.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 18, 2018 05:52 PM (8O3HH)



SE getting impaled by Rachel Madcow's strapon.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 18, 2018 05:56 PM (ujg0T)

162 I do think, in some way, that the increasing desperation and absurdity of the open borders crowd is a strong leading indicator that they know how badly their side is well and properly rogered for the next election cycle, so they're pulling out all the stops for a full on, irrational, emotion-driven turn out.

I don't think they strategize deeply enough to realize that the majority of the emotions they are stoking are antithetical to their side winning. What they're selling doesn't play well in Peoria, but they'll keep buggering the poultry anyway because even with a map they couldn't find their own assholes, let alone Peoria.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 18, 2018 05:56 PM (BRvh1)

163 133 Donna Brazil is on The Five
Posted by: Jen the original at June 18, 2018 05:53 PM (OdLH1)



She should marry Henry Waxman just for the name goof.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 18, 2018 05:56 PM (VM6ev)

164 " to smear Trump"

not just to smear him, but to overwhelm him with bad news. They think he is most conciliatory when the criticism level is high, and how can any administration function when every f***ing day you are drowned in outrage and bad press.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 18, 2018 05:56 PM (LWu6U)

165
I daresay, I've never heard of anything so outrageously beyond the pale in all my years. How do you sleep at night whilst harboring such extreme thoughts? Have you no conscience?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 18, 2018 05:52 PM (HaL55)
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I'd never suggest that. I would however suggest to the smart person who needs to come up with this stuff that they not require self-control in their smart-person solution.

So what you suggested is exactly what the smart solution *shouldn't* contain.

Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2018 05:57 PM (vDqXW)

166

That's lame.


That's all the Progtard's little stunted brains can come up with.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 18, 2018 05:57 PM (HaL55)

167 143
I thot about 65% of Citizens wanted immigration cut!
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 18, 2018 05:54 PM (JFO2v)


The word "citizen." I do not think it means what they think it means.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 18, 2018 05:57 PM (VM6ev)

168 The more the Left bitches, moans, and lies...the more I don't give a rat's ass what PDT says or where he scratches himself...Keep up the good work Mr President. We got your back

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 18, 2018 05:57 PM (Lg2h/)

169 158
Is "newcomers" the new "dreamers?"


I remember when we used to call these people "illegals" and "ms-13" and "foreign deadbeats."
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 18, 2018 05:56 PM (KWtxl)


"Sparklers"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 18, 2018 05:57 PM (BRvh1)

170 my dad got sent to Wales at nine days old to avoid the bombing of Birmingham. because nobody thought Wales was worth bombing (except maybe the much-abused sheep)

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 18, 2018 05:58 PM (RtsU6)

171 Some smart person needs to come up with a way that my house can be both in the South during winter and the North during summer.

Come on, Some-Smart-Person! Think!

Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2018 05:58 PM (vDqXW)

172 'they're pulling out all the stops for a full on, irrational, emotion-driven turn out.'

Yep--pure desperation. And destined to fail. The majority of people vote based on economics. Perhaps less so in the mid-terms, but the level of these economic numbers means all bets are off.

Posted by: chinese rock at June 18, 2018 05:58 PM (v6UKb)

173

Has Hamas and Hezbollah weighed in, yet?

The only thing missing from this massive FARCE is condemnation from ISIS.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 18, 2018 05:58 PM (KWtxl)

174 171 Some smart person needs to come up with a way that my house can be both in the South during winter and the North during summer.

Come on, Some-Smart-Person! Think!
Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2018 05:58 PM (vDqXW)


"A-hem!"

- - Professor Pat Pending, of The Wacky Races

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 18, 2018 05:58 PM (VM6ev)

175 Aren't most of these kids who are separated from their families actually Unaccompanied Minors separated from their rent-a-moms?

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at June 18, 2018 05:58 PM (uDcBt)

176 Asylum applications should never be received at the border. Only at the nearest US mission. And it's absurd to admit asylum seekers to US territory, provisionally. Absurd.


The only exceptions would be *MEXICAN* asylum seekers. Everyone else, logically, goes to the embassy or a consulate. This is not complicated.


Every asylum applicant since the process was created has had to do so. Changing things at the US border (except for contiguous state citizens, i.e. Mexicans or Canucks) is ridiculous, and was guaranteed to lead to this situation.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 18, 2018 05:59 PM (QDnY+)

177 OK, if parental separation is such a trauma, then how about deporting all the single mothers where the father is "down in mexico"? that would be a good bit of CA.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 18, 2018 05:59 PM (LWu6U)

178 Some smart person needs to come up with a way that my house can be both in the South during winter and the North during summer.

Come on, Some-Smart-Person! Think!
Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2018 05:58 PM (vDqXW)



Done and done.

https://www.airstream.com/travel-trailers/classic/

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at June 18, 2018 05:59 PM (dEQP3)

179 148 In case anyone hasn't notice this entire issue is nothing more than a coordinate effort by the media and demorats to smear Trump. Those self same people ignored children warehoused and disappeared under Obama. I am sick of the media colluding with demorats to shame us and blackmail us into accepting illegal aliens as normal.
Posted by: Rose


Well, of COURSE it's an artificially fabricated meme, a coordinated effort by the Leftosphere to gin up an outrage-du-jour.

The real reason for it is "stray voltage" to distract from the collapse of the phony Russia Scandal and the devastating revelations in the IG report.

The whole immigrant family thing will be forgotten in a week or two, when the next crisis-du-jour is unveiled.

Posted by: zombie at June 18, 2018 05:59 PM (c+2jX)

180 Cuck Schemer sez Ryno's bill is DOA because it cuts legal immigration numbers.
____________________

Let's hope the Dims vote against Ryan's amnesty bill, because it sucks. Ryan, as usual, is only too eager to sell out the interests of Americans in favor of law-breaking foreigners.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 18, 2018 05:59 PM (fqUgw)

181 171 Some smart person needs to come up with a way that my house can be both in the South during winter and the North during summer.

Come on, Some-Smart-Person! Think!
Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2018 05:58 PM (vDqXW)



Move it to San Diego?

Posted by: buzzion at June 18, 2018 05:59 PM (lKs2v)

182 >> 'they're pulling out all the stops for a full on, irrational, emotion-driven turn out.'


Wait until they release Black Lives Matter in the last weeks of July.

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 05:59 PM (MkVJm)

183 Is "newcomers" the new "dreamers?"





I remember when we used to call these people "illegals" and "ms-13" and "foreign deadbeats."

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 18, 2018 05:56 PM (KWtxl)





"Sparklers"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 18, 2018 05:57 PM (BRvh1)
I was a newcomer/dreamer to Europe many times by plane. Every time I went through customs, all they wanted to know was when I was leaving. The fascists!

Posted by: Quint at June 18, 2018 06:00 PM (n13/j)

184 I thought just the other day the House Freedom Caucus was going to vote Paul Ryan TFO. Guess that was all BS.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 18, 2018 06:00 PM (r9UYA)

185 OMG, the Republicans buying this BS propaganda hook, line and sinker.

Thought Sec. Neilson did an excellent job explaining how almost all of the separations are due to the adults being unable to show any familial relationship to the kids - they're freakin' coyotes and cartels attempting to use kids to get in.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 18, 2018 06:00 PM (W+vEI)

186 Jen dear, this is actually the goal of our current immigration system.

In 25 years or less the US will be an Hispano-Asian shithole with a healthy dollap of Muslims.

And if you think the open anti-white animus being displayed by the left is bad now, just wait till whites are in the minority.

Posted by: Kreplach at June 18, 2018 06:00 PM (UfMVm)

187 Instead of Spanish, I learned how to speak Colt, Winchester, and Remington.
I'm trying to learn FAL as well.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 18, 2018 05:55 PM (UsCnO)

---------------

I'm fluent in two of the older romance languages: M1 Garand and 1911.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at June 18, 2018 06:00 PM (qC1Sy)

188 Is there a more contemptible politician on the GOP side than Ben Sasse? Seriously, the man is the GOP's David "Camera" Hogg.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 18, 2018 06:00 PM (Agn5J)

189 I wouldn't worry much about the latest outrage.

What was last week's outrage? I actually follow this stuff and I can't remember.

What was it two weeks ago? Last month? Six months ago? A year ago.

Keep fuckin' that chicken, Dems.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 18, 2018 06:01 PM (4ErVI)

190 hasn't notice this entire issue is nothing more than a coordinate effort by the media and demorats to smear Trump. Those self same people ignored children warehoused and disappeared under Obama. I am sick of the media colluding with demorats to shame us and blackmail us into accepting illegal aliens as normal.
Posted by: Rose




well, not so much. now the detained children are being used to paint Trump as evil. under obama, people, including perino and hume, were traveling to visit the detained children and report how inhuman the practice was.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 18, 2018 06:01 PM (MTjB1)

191 To Where, exactly, does Rubin want to deport her "contemptible" Republicans??

oh, you know... Poland, occupied Ukraine... we can maybe open some temporary facilities over there before the final destination

Posted by: Jen Rubin, really not getting it at June 18, 2018 06:01 PM (RtsU6)

192 There are two bills that are going to be voted on later this week. Keep your eye on those for what Congress, and in particular, Republicans, will propose as a solution.

It's really the open borders crowd pushing this. The only solutions where parents and children stay together means incarceration with the children, with full US benefits (immigrant hotel) or releasing them into the US with ful. benefits. That's it.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 18, 2018 06:01 PM (OSZF0)

193 oh, past a hundred, so lincolntf I left a willow at 369 re: Celts down below.
Back now, to you regularly scheduled 'mistakes, lack-of-intent, training sessions'.
... for the chilrunnns
Year after year, decade past another, it still is 'illegal' to enter a sovereign country, uninvited and not through legal ports of entry.
I must be wrong on that, because Bushies. Buh-bye.

Posted by: micky at June 18, 2018 06:01 PM (dF9Lb)

194 This is it! We've got Trump now. Crying babies in cages. Keep 'em coming. If the little bastard doesn't cry hard enough for the camera, pinch his thigh or take his toy away. Gotta get that shot of The Baby Trump Hates.

Posted by: The Media at June 18, 2018 06:01 PM (2NqXo)

195
Cuck Schemer just said that because he really believes they've got the president on the ropes, this time.

So Cuck Schemer figures to squeeze cuck Ryan and cuck McConnell for even more!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 18, 2018 06:01 PM (KWtxl)

196 'The whole immigrant family thing will be forgotten in a week or two, when the next crisis-du-jour is unveiled.'

Yes, and by wobbling erratically from one Twitter-fed hysteria to the next, they defeat any chance of substantive advance and come off to ordinary Americans as a band of fringe lunatics.

Posted by: chinese rock at June 18, 2018 06:02 PM (v6UKb)

197 Yeah, and they should start doing DNA testing at the border. Publish photos, prints, and DNA.

1. it would be great security if they are caught again
2. It would prove that many are not with actual parents, but with rentals.
3. It would make many think twice about making the trip
4. it would be a baseline for those that later become citizens and want to bring their relatives.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 18, 2018 06:02 PM (LWu6U)

198 When I say take over Mexico, I'm talking a full invasion and take then letting actual Americans settle the new "state". I'm talking politically incorrect colonization like the old days. You take over Mexico, make it part of the US and then let free enterprise make it better.

Posted by: lin-duh at June 18, 2018 06:02 PM (kufk0)

199 It's outrageously outrageous. I can't keep up.

Posted by: IC at June 18, 2018 06:02 PM (a0IVu)

200 The real reason for it is "stray voltage" to distract from the collapse of the phony Russia Scandal and the devastating revelations in the IG report.
_________________

They also want to get another illegal alien amnesty bill passed.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 18, 2018 06:02 PM (fqUgw)

201 180
Let's hope the Dims vote against Ryan's amnesty bill, because it sucks. Ryan, as usual, is only too eager to sell out the interests of Americans in favor of law-breaking foreigners.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 18, 2018 05:59 PM (fqUgw)


Mentioned this morning that the Dems might vote "no" despite letting in the illegals because it would give PDT a win, in theory.

Spite. Heh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 18, 2018 06:02 PM (VM6ev)

202
Yeah, the ONLY ONES buying into this farce is, as usual, the Republicans.

Nobody believes any of this. Except the Republicans.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 18, 2018 06:02 PM (KWtxl)

203 >>What was last week's outrage? I actually follow this stuff and I can't remember.



OMG, Trump gave away the store to lil' Kim and he said nice things about him, too!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 18, 2018 06:02 PM (W+vEI)

204 Ben Sasse and the other cucks are getting paid. they all have book deals. someone is buying their shit and it damn sure isn't us.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 18, 2018 06:02 PM (RtsU6)

205 I don't care about the kids.

There, I said it.

I've got enough problems, they have a home country, they can go there and if they need some kind of help - go to the embassy.

I'm not falling for this - and you can call me every name in the book, but that's not going to change my mind.

Posted by: reality man at June 18, 2018 06:03 PM (7NSrk)

206 >>Yeah, and they should start doing DNA testing at the border.


On the bodies. Sure.

The Border should be a Free Fire Zone for all US Citizens.

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 06:03 PM (MkVJm)

207 171 Some smart person needs to come up with a way that my house can be both in the South during winter and the North during summer.

Come on, Some-Smart-Person! Think!"

You need to live in Howl's Moving Castle, obviously.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2018 06:03 PM (k1TUh)

208 >Some smart person needs to come up with a way that my house can be both in the South during winter and the North during summer.

Come on, Some-Smart-Person! Think!
Posted by: Axeman
===

C'mon down! Have I got a deal for you!

Posted by: RV Salesman at June 18, 2018 06:03 PM (q4aLM)

209 Done and done.

https://www.airstream.com/travel-trailers/classic/
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at June 18, 2018 05:59 PM (dEQP3)
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That just means I have one more requirement for the Smart Solution. The house has to be more that 2,000 sqft.

Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2018 06:03 PM (vDqXW)

210 OMG, Trump gave away the store to lil' Kim and he said nice things about him, too!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 18, 2018 06:02 PM (W+vEI)
Heh..you are right.

Posted by: IC at June 18, 2018 06:03 PM (a0IVu)

211 "If only we could keep the hard-working Latin American newcomers and deport the contemptible Republican cowards..."
-------------------------
What about the hard-working Latin-American newcomers who detest the illegal invasion?

What do you want to do with me, a 1st-generation LEGAL immigrant from Latin America? You want to deport me, Jenny girl? Line me up against a wall?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 18, 2018 06:03 PM (0jtPF)

212 What was it two weeks ago? Last month? Six months ago? A year ago.

Remember the safety pin thing? I don't even remember what that was for.

Posted by: tu3031 at June 18, 2018 06:03 PM (O5Q3r)

213 In North Korea, if you commit a crime, they send you, and your entire extended family to the camps. They can keep families together, so why can't we live up to that standard?

Posted by: Billll at June 18, 2018 06:03 PM (RXn7h)

214 See? They don't hate America. They hate Americans. Some of us, anyway.

Posted by: huerfano at June 18, 2018 06:03 PM (L9nK5)

215 let's see what sticks to nail those evil trumpists,

it's because of the children

the children have no clue what their parents are doing

it's different now than when Obama and Clinton did it cause they understood

trump is a Nazi

all you white people need to understand we're bringing the shithole to you, cause its about time you experienced it

Posted by: morigu at June 18, 2018 06:03 PM (BC5L/)

216 202
Yeah, the ONLY ONES buying into this farce is, as usual, the Republicans.

Nobody believes any of this. Except the Republicans.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 18, 2018 06:02 PM (KWtxl)


I don't think even they believe it. It's just a big show to give them an excuse to stab us in the face.

Trouble is we know that they know that we know they know.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 18, 2018 06:04 PM (VM6ev)

217 Yes... I do hate kids!!!

Posted by: lin-duh at June 18, 2018 06:04 PM (kufk0)

218 Fine, keep them together; put them all in jail. If any of those kids get hurt, hang that around the Democrtas' necks like a millstone!

Posted by: Mattski at June 18, 2018 06:04 PM (AHhsr)

219 >>>204 Ben Sasse and the other cucks are getting paid. they all have book deals. someone is buying their shit and it damn sure isn't us.


High Hewitt, and the GOP S-M-R-T Set.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 18, 2018 06:04 PM (Agn5J)

220

This is the new stormy daniels.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 18, 2018 06:04 PM (KWtxl)

221 Nobody believes any of this. Except the Republicans.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 18, 2018 06:02 PM (KWtxl)


I'm sure the generally low-IQ press corps totally believes the Democrat agitprop.

Because they're low-IQ. Stupid. Willfully stupid. And proud of it.

Posted by: filbert at June 18, 2018 06:04 PM (953wK)

222 198 When I say take over Mexico, I'm talking a full invasion and take then letting actual Americans settle the new "state". I'm talking politically incorrect colonization like the old days. You take over Mexico, make it part of the US and then let free enterprise make it better."

C'mon, Texas still regrets getting control of El Paso.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2018 06:05 PM (k1TUh)

223 I like American kids. Illegal kids can go pound sand.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 18, 2018 06:05 PM (Agn5J)

224 It's sad to see a family torn apart ... especially by wild dogs.

Posted by: Jack Handey at June 18, 2018 06:05 PM (7bCM/)

225
This whole thing was fabricated to take the spotlight off the Police-state-enforcement arm of the Democrat party, a.k.a. the FBI.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 18, 2018 06:05 PM (KWtxl)

226 And I have 3 kids of my own... I tell them I hate them all equally all the time, usually while hugging them!///

Posted by: lin-duh at June 18, 2018 06:05 PM (kufk0)

227 There is an Army of 20+ Million Illegals here and they are streaming over our Border by the thousands every fucking day.

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 06:05 PM (MkVJm)

228 When I say take over Mexico, I'm talking a full invasion and take then letting actual Americans settle the new "state". I'm talking politically incorrect colonization like the old days. You take over Mexico, make it part of the US and then let free enterprise make it better.

Posted by: lin-duh


You might be on to something.

Posted by: Moar Butch at June 18, 2018 06:05 PM (qK2iX)

229 It's sad to see a family torn apart ... especially by wild dogs.
Posted by: Jack Handey at June



so, put dingos on the border?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 18, 2018 06:05 PM (MTjB1)

230 >>>This whole thing was fabricated to take the spotlight off the Police-state-enforcement arm of the Democrat party, a.k.a. the FBI.


And to take away from the booming economy and PDT's highest approval ratings since taking office.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 18, 2018 06:06 PM (Agn5J)

231 >>I don't think even they believe it. It's just a big show to give them an excuse to stab us in the face.

Trouble is we know that they know that we know they know.
- -- - -
I was just watching Fox with Susan Collins and Jeff Flake outraged over this. I'm guessing Collins buys it and Flake wants to f#$% over Trump. I just hate how they reflexively buy the Democrats' narratives. You'd think the opposition party might pause and investigate, but no.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 18, 2018 06:06 PM (W+vEI)

232 Hmmm. It's well after wine o'clock.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2018 05:54 PM (ptqGC)
...............

Are you a quart low?

Posted by: wth at June 18, 2018 06:06 PM (HgMAr)

233 Also consider all of this is being hyped up now because of the North Korea situation. They don't want people thinking Trump might get a win there.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 18, 2018 06:06 PM (4ErVI)

234 This whole thing was fabricated to take the spotlight off the Police-state-enforcement arm of the Democrat party, a.k.a. the FBI.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 18, 2018 06:05 PM (KWtxl)
---
That's my take as well. And "Conscientious conservatives" are getting played on this like they did on Roy Moore.

Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2018 06:06 PM (vDqXW)

235 The Democrats leader - fuckie chuckie- in the Senate says House Speaker Paul Ryans amnesty bill is doomed to fail because it cuts future legal immigration into the United States.

GREAT. Promise?
Best news I heard all day

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 18, 2018 06:06 PM (Lg2h/)

236 I like my brothers' kids. anyone else's and that's creep territory. I might coo at some stranger's kid but there I am being polite.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 18, 2018 06:06 PM (RtsU6)

237 77
Personally, I would shoot them all. It's them or me, fuck them.



I figure after a couple thousand the message would get thru.



Zero sympathy, Zero tolerance, Zero fucks to give.

============
Not if, but when is the real question.

The Leftists made a fatal error when they forced white Americans to consider themselves as a "race". Because we always thought we were simply "Americans". We thought everyone else born here thought they were also "Americans". Didn't matter your race, where else in the world your parents came from, what you did as long as it was legal. "Americans" worked for all.

That is, until the Leftist/Obama movement that forced white Americans to accept they were "white". Just one of 57 races, like America has 57 states.

And the "whites" realized that for the most part, the government policies and much of the Leftist controlled culture are now actively against their well being and future. Because the "white race" has benefited too much, or some such nonsense.

Now they have effed themselves, because if the "whites" are being forced to compete as a "race" instead of an open, accepting part of a multi-racial civilization that we thought we were building, there is going to be a lot of pain a comin', that's for certain.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 18, 2018 06:07 PM (UsCnO)

238
What's funny about this farce is this TAKE 2!

This is the Left's/Fake News' second attempt at pushing this Big Lie.

This time, it seems, they got it right.

But guess what? Nobody really gives a shit about any of this.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 18, 2018 06:07 PM (KWtxl)

239 Laura Bush was the darling of Morning Joe this morning. That says it all.

The Bushes, like the Clintons and Obamas, are never going to shut up.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2018 05:55 PM (ptqGC)

They are their own party, the superior party. I guess Jimmah is not sophisticated enough to join.

Posted by: Quint at June 18, 2018 06:07 PM (n13/j)

240 After all, MS-13 gang members are dreamers too!!

Oh, did any of these cucks protest Obama's admin.?

I know, silly me.

Posted by: Cheri at June 18, 2018 06:07 PM (oiNtH)

241 So the first act they do is climb the fence, unfurl a foreign flag and flip us the bird. Who wouldn't want such model citizens.

Posted by: Jrcobbstr at June 18, 2018 06:08 PM (BAeJW)

242

When I say take over Mexico, I'm talking a full invasion and take then letting actual Americans settle the new "state". I'm talking politically incorrect colonization like the old days. You take over Mexico, make it part of the US and then let free enterprise make it better.


I'm intrigued by your proposal and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 18, 2018 06:08 PM (HaL55)

243 To ally my fellow Americans, let's all start moving to Canada en masse. Sans Papieres. Just plunk ourselves down in tent cities all over the other side of the border and start sucking up the benefits.

And if the bennies don't come, scream bloody murder.

If the Mounties try to chase us off, scream bloody murder.

Bring your Go-Pros, magic phones, chargers, a generac and some kerosene, and a f*ckload of dimes.

Moose out front's with me. Who else is in?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 18, 2018 06:08 PM (BRvh1)

244 Sarah Sanders should bring an Angel Mom to her next presser. There was one on Fox this morning that is mad as hell and would happily take on the press whores.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2018 06:09 PM (ptqGC)

245 That just means I have one more requirement for the Smart Solution. The house has to be more that 2,000 sqft.
Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2018 06:03 PM (vDqXW)



I wonder how close this is.

https://www.entegracoach.com/motorhomes/cornerstone/

My brother and sister in law moved to CA from Charleston and they sold their house and bought a huuuge truck and a fifth wheel camper. Camper is not what I would call it, it's got two slide outs and it nearly the square footage of my apartment. It is very nice indeed.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at June 18, 2018 06:09 PM (dEQP3)

246 We're on the liquidation list(s).

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 18, 2018 06:09 PM (89T5c)

247 Axeman, per buzzion's comment, the average mean high/low temps at my place are about ...... 7 or 8 degrees apart, I think. Something like that.


But you can't have normal capacity magazines.


Posted by: rhomboid at June 18, 2018 06:09 PM (QDnY+)

248 GREAT. Promise?
Best news I heard all day"

That's exactly what I was saying, Schumer will never let any bill on immigration pass the senate, no matter what it says. Democrats think this is a wining issue for them in the fall, they'll block any attempt to deal with it.

We went through all of this in March, I think.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2018 06:09 PM (k1TUh)

249 So the first act they do is climb the fence, unfurl a foreign flag and flip us the bird. Who wouldn't want such model citizens.
Posted by: Jrcobbstr at June 18, 2018 06:08 PM (BAeJW)

Outstanding

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 18, 2018 06:09 PM (Lg2h/)

250

IT'S A MADHOUSE! A MADHOUSE!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 18, 2018 06:09 PM (IqV8l)

251 231
>>I don't think even they believe it. It's just a big show to give them an excuse to stab us in the face.



Trouble is we know that they know that we know they know.

- -- - -

I was just watching Fox with Susan Collins and Jeff Flake outraged
over this. I'm guessing Collins buys it and Flake wants to f#$% over
Trump. I just hate how they reflexively buy the Democrats' narratives.
You'd think the opposition party might pause and investigate, but no.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 18, 2018 06:06 PM (W+vEI)

the first one to come out with a dildo featuring Jeff Flake's head will make millions.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 18, 2018 06:09 PM (UsCnO)

252
Some smart person needs to come up with a way that my house can be both in the South during winter and the North during summer.
Come on, Some-Smart-Person! Think!"


Buy a Winnebago

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 18, 2018 06:09 PM (10vO4)

253 Yeah, I'm not into nation building either. If you're going to invade, do it for real. Spoils of war and all that good stuff. Colonization did work, where it all came crashing down is when they got weak and started caring about "rights" and all that bullshit then pulling out and leaving the natives on their own.

Posted by: lin-duh at June 18, 2018 06:10 PM (kufk0)

254 244 Sarah Sanders should bring an Angel Mom to her next presser. There was one on Fox this morning that is mad as hell and would happily take on the press whores.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2018 06:09 PM (ptqGC)


The poor parents from the SOTU speech whose daughters were butchered by MS-13 animals.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 18, 2018 06:10 PM (VM6ev)

255 There is an Army of 20+ Million Illegals here and they are streaming over our Border by the thousands every fucking day.

Posted by: garrett


Yeah. A traditional invasion would be landing on the beaches or an air attack. They aren't doing it that way. They are surreptitiously entering our country as refugees and illegal aliens.

However, there may be a great number of those illegal aliens and refugees that are not Hispanic and want to do us serious national injury.

Posted by: Moar Butch at June 18, 2018 06:10 PM (qK2iX)

256 176 Asylum applications should never be received at the border. Only at the nearest US mission. And it's absurd to admit asylum seekers to US territory, provisionally. Absurd.

The only exceptions would be *MEXICAN* asylum seekers. Everyone else, logically, goes to the embassy or a consulate. This is not complicated.
___________________

No exception needed for Mexicans. If they truly believe they are being persecuted by their government, which is the only true basis for a claim of asylum, they can apply for it at a U.S. embassy or consulate inside Mexico. There's no need for them to enter the U.S.

And I agree that Trump should change the policy of allowing illegal aliens to assert asylum claims at the southern border or inside the U.S. If they have real asylum claims, they can file them in the U.S. embassy in their home country.

The vast majority of the asylum claims being made here today are fraudulent or without merit, and are just being made to get the foreigner released into the U.S. We all know it's a scam, and Trump should put an end to it by requiring all future asylum claims to be filed in U.S. embassies or consulates only.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 18, 2018 06:10 PM (fqUgw)

257 This is all part of co-ordinated campaign to ridicule Trump, put maximum pressure on Trump and the Recucklicans to cave on immigration, and thus LOSE a lot of their base on this issue. They will stay home.

The Blue wave comes a washin' back in if the Recucklicans cave on this. Paul Ryan thirsts for this kind of Waterloo defeat of his own alleged "Party".

Let's all be nice and maybe they won't beat us so hard when we hand power back to the Democruds. Maybe. I hope.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 18, 2018 06:11 PM (S6Pax)

258 >>Some smart person needs to come up with a way that my house can be both in the South during winter and the North during summer.
Come on, Some-Smart-Person! Think!"

Build on the Mason-Dixon line.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 18, 2018 06:11 PM (/tuJf)

259 Now they have effed themselves, because if the "whites" are being forced to compete as a "race" instead of an open, accepting part of a multi-racial civilization that we thought we were building, there is going to be a lot of pain a comin', that's for certain.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 18, 2018 06:07 PM (UsCnO)

Well, "The Whites" *were* forced to compete as a race once upon a time. And I hope I don't rustle too many feathers when I say it's fairly obvious they basically mercy-ruled the rest of the species.

Yeah. Sure. Let's go back to those days. Great idea.

/sarc, because I want to live in peace with my friends and neighbors

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 18, 2018 06:11 PM (BRvh1)

260 Since Sasse wants to run his mouth, let's resettle all these little bastards in Nebraska.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 18, 2018 06:11 PM (Agn5J)

261 I think Trump was wrong to call this measure "Zero tolerance".

To me, zero-tolerance is a libs' game. Zero tolerance would be arresting a guy on the Mexican side of the border who even looks too long at America.

He's simply doing full prosecution of illegal crossing. That's not the same thing as "zero-tolerance" where kids can't bring aspirin to school because drugs, or where kids can't form their hands into guns and go "pew pew".

Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2018 06:11 PM (vDqXW)

262 These people gleefully cheer at the idea boot slowly pressing down on a human face forever because they think their foot will be in boot and our faces will be under it. It will be quite a shock to the globalists when they pull back a bloody stump and we shove that boot up their ass.

Posted by: Drew in Mo at June 18, 2018 06:12 PM (cGlgB)

263 'The whole immigrant family thing will be forgotten in a week or two, when the next crisis-du-jour is unveiled.'
-------------------------------
It will be if, and only if, the GOPe doesn't take the bait.

But I fear they will pass a DACA bill in response to the agit-prop, either because they are fools or because they want to do it anyway.

And then they will lose the House. The base will far too demoralized to get out and vote for these clowns.

This is not an issue that will win any extra Dem or independent votes. Really, it isn't.
But it IS an issue that can lose conservative votes.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 18, 2018 06:12 PM (0jtPF)

264 159 Dear Jennifer Rubin;

You stupid slut!

Dude! They cannot help it. Last week they were wanting to suck MS13 dicks. They are trying to make you mad and make you rethink what you know to be just and correct. It is like the bake the cake argument that wasnt about about a cake or baking as the guy offered both. He just would not put Groom Jack bending over Groom David on the top.

Jennifer thinks that she can get you to believe that your pro-family stance gets transferred to the families she likes. You believe in man and woman marriage, hard work, and taking care of families. It is the old liberal bait and switch where they have changed the meaning of the word family.

Divorce separates millions of children from their parents but is acceptable in our society. Worthless sperm donors mean about 75% of black kids are separated from their father.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 18, 2018 06:12 PM (JFO2v)

265 When I say take over Mexico, I'm talking a full invasion and take then letting actual Americans settle the new "state". I'm talking politically incorrect colonization like the old days. You take over Mexico, make it part of the US and then let free enterprise make it better.

Posted by: lin-duh at June 18, 2018 06:02 PM (kufk0)

That should be the new NAFTA deal.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at June 18, 2018 06:12 PM (t0Z53)

266 Mexico is the very definition of a shithole, and it would be a nearly hopeless task trying to reform it into something resembling a civilized, first-world nation. No thanks.

Posted by: Triangular Racism Diagram Afficionado at June 18, 2018 06:12 PM (DT2/W)

267 hat's exactly what I was saying, Schumer will never
let any bill on immigration pass the senate, no matter what it says.
Democrats think this is a wining issue for them in the fall, they'll
block any attempt to deal with it.



We went through all of this in March, I think.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2018 06:09 PM (k1TUh)

Nice catch, Tom! I forgot about Trump getting the porkulous bill shoved up his backside and being forced to sign it to fund the military.

The DemonCrats have been planning this op since that horrible bill.

So this is the best they could come up with? Embarrassing.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 18, 2018 06:12 PM (UsCnO)

268 Send them all back. It's the fairest way to address the situation.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at June 18, 2018 06:13 PM (rdl6o)

269 247 Axeman, per buzzion's comment, the average mean high/low temps at my place are about ...... 7 or 8 degrees apart, I think. Something like that. "

I live in Texas - I think the average mean high/low temps here are 50 or 60 degrees apart. Something like that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2018 06:13 PM (k1TUh)

270 Jen dear, this is actually the goal of our current immigration system.

In 25 years or less the US will be an Hispano-Asian shithole with a healthy dollap of Muslims.

And if you think the open anti-white animus being displayed by the left is bad now, just wait till whites are in the minority.
Posted by: Kreplach at June 18, 2018 06:00 PM

Jen seems to think being a Democrat will protect her when the white folks get hispanicided. It ain't only the contemptible Republican cowards who will be out of luck then, Jen.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 18, 2018 06:13 PM (2NqXo)

271 Axeman, per buzzion's comment, the average mean high/low temps at my place are about ...... 7 or 8 degrees apart, I think. Something like that.

But you can't have normal capacity magazines.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 18, 2018 06:09 PM (QDnY+)
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Some smart person should fix that problem.

Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2018 06:13 PM (vDqXW)

272 I just hate how they reflexively buy the Democrats' narratives. You'd think the opposition party might pause and investigate, but no.

Posted by: Lizzy



Don't believe it, Lizzy. They know what's going on. They have sold their souls and their bodies; they have drunk the cool aide; and will play their roles to the bitter end.

The whole lot of them.

Posted by: Moar Butch at June 18, 2018 06:14 PM (qK2iX)

273 >>When I say take over Mexico, I'm talking a full invasion and take then letting actual Americans settle the new "state"


When I was in 8th Grade my year end S.Studies project was "Why we should invade Mexico and make Panama our Southernmost State".

The Teacher was not happy with me.

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 06:14 PM (MkVJm)

274 I need to proof read more before I post, I go back to read and it sounds like Caveman Lawyer.

Posted by: Drew in MO at June 18, 2018 06:14 PM (cGlgB)

275 Child Protection Services across the country remove children from their parents EVERY DAY! Hundreds of thousands are in foster care for a variety of reasons. It happens all the time. Nobody is mentioning this - should we eliminate all child protection services? Usually the left is very much FOR any small reason to remove children from their parents for "the good of the child" such as if the parent spanks a child. They want "the government" to take care of these kids. Always the hypocrites, these people couldn't give a sh*t about these kids at the border - it's just the latest political outrage and in a few weeks they will be outraged for something else.

Posted by: Tommy at June 18, 2018 06:15 PM (yEAdf)

276 214 See? They don't hate America. They hate Americans. Some of us, anyway.
Posted by: huerfano at June 18, 2018 06:03 PM (L9nK5)

If you mean America the land mass they do not hate that. But the America that allowed Pilgrims, anti-papist, Irish scum, English non-nobility, and free markets they hate with the heat of the Sun.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 18, 2018 06:15 PM (JFO2v)

277 I live in Texas - I think the average mean high/low temps here are 50 or 60 degrees apart. Something like that.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2018 06:13 PM (k1TUh)


And that's just in one day.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at June 18, 2018 06:15 PM (dEQP3)

278
159 Also they have none to little formal schooling so where are you going to get the replacements for all those old and curmudgeonly but intelligent and trained white folks.

clearly, we need to build a string of "code durch freude" camps along the border and teach them to build apps while they wait for their asylum hearings.

Posted by: Anachronda at June 18, 2018 06:15 PM (NmR1a)

279 Nah. Only hope is some case gets to SCOTUS and all stupid magazine limits get struck down.


Meanwhile, compliance is less than universal, ahemm.


Saturday at the steels match one guy had the 50-round drum mag for the Glock. 40-round stages, no reloading, sweet.


Posted by: rhomboid at June 18, 2018 06:16 PM (QDnY+)

280 Remember

CRACK BABIES!!!

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 06:16 PM (MkVJm)

281 He's simply doing full prosecution of illegal crossing. That's not the same thing as "zero-tolerance" where kids can't bring aspirin to school because drugs, or where kids can't form their hands into guns and go "pew pew".
Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2018 06:11 PM (vDqXW)


"Full, faithful law enforcement" would be somewhat better than "zero-tolerance."

The people who are howling are people who do not want the government to enforce the laws fully and faithfully.

In other words, they want a government not of laws but of men.

That ALWAYS ends poorly.

Posted by: filbert at June 18, 2018 06:16 PM (953wK)

282 It's even been found in certain cases that CPS took children out of the home BECAUSE they were being homeschooled.

All that's under the lie-better government policy though.

Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2018 06:16 PM (vDqXW)

283 My brother and sister in law moved to CA from Charleston and they sold their house and bought a huuuge truck and a fifth wheel camper. Camper is not what I would call it, it's got two slide outs and it nearly the square footage of my apartment. It is very nice indeed.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at June 18, 2018 06:09 PM (dEQP3)


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Yeah, but what happens when the shitter's full?

Posted by: reason at June 18, 2018 06:16 PM (CGjum)

284 Crack babies were all the rage back in Papa Bush's years.

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 06:17 PM (MkVJm)

285 Zombie Joseph Goebbels could really have used the Planned Parenthood goons to help him with his propaganda efforts.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 18, 2018 06:18 PM (dDMQ9)

286 hi Margarita! I am afraid I have to hate you now until next Sunday around, oh, lunchtime. no hard feelings :^)

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo, English fop at June 18, 2018 06:18 PM (RtsU6)

287 When 70+ percent of American voters do not want any form of amnesty, there will be war if it is granted.

Going to check my ammo counts again.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 18, 2018 06:18 PM (r9UYA)

288 Yeah, but what happens when the shitter's full?
Posted by: reason at June 18, 2018 06:16 PM (CGjum)
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You find a cousin whose storm sewer you can use.

Posted by: Uncle Eddie at June 18, 2018 06:19 PM (vDqXW)

289 Yeah, but what happens when the shitter's full?"

you drive down a lonely road and pop the lever when nobody's following you.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2018 06:19 PM (k1TUh)

290 Bill de Blasio
@NYCMayor
As of January 2019, styrofoam is banned in New York City. This is the right move for the good of our city and our planet - and an idea that's long overdue.

-
Thank you, Comrade Kaiser Wilhelm. We want our beer warm!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 18, 2018 06:19 PM (+y/Ru)

291 If I remember correctly, we needed to take the crack babies from their parents...

it was the only way. Think of the children.

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 06:19 PM (MkVJm)

292 I live in Texas - I think the average mean high/low temps here are 50 or 60 degrees apart. Something like that.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2018 06:13 PM (k1TUh)

And that's just in one day.
Posted by: alexthechick
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True!

Posted by: lin-duh at June 18, 2018 06:20 PM (kufk0)

293 totally OT, but Gates of Vienna is an interesting blog.

Posted by: IC at June 18, 2018 06:20 PM (a0IVu)

294 Mexico is the very definition of a shithole,

Posted by: Triangular Racism Diagram Afficionado at June 18, 2018 06:12 PM (DT2/W)

one big Pemex bathroom.

Posted by: Racist Pyramid Engineer at June 18, 2018 06:20 PM (HgMAr)

295 205 I don't care about the kids.

As George Carlin said, Fuck the Farmers. For the children! What a bunch of shit. SO we elect a new School Board Pres in TLH (no longer there) and the first thing he says is the teachers need more money, time off, and they come first, For the Chilrens!

Progressives like chilrens like morlachs like eloi. for dinner

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 18, 2018 06:20 PM (JFO2v)

296 Zombie Joseph Goebbels could really have used the Planned Parenthood goons to help him with his propaganda efforts.
Posted by: Sharkman

Not as disconnected as you might think. Margaret Sanger, one of the "founders" of Planned Parenthood, was a strong believer in eugenics.
As were the Nazis, as was Joseph Goebbels. The whitewashing of the Time before WWII has gone on apace, as many prominent Americans were all about Eugenics then. Oliver Wendell Holmes, for instance.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 18, 2018 06:20 PM (S6Pax)

297 Hmmm, a shooting at a New Jersey all-night arts festival! Why would you need an arts festival to last all night?

I know what was expected at a dusk-to-dawn drive-in movie showing.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at June 18, 2018 06:21 PM (rdl6o)

298 That should be the new NAFTA deal.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at June 18, 2018 06:12 PM (t0Z53)

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NAFTA II - leave your keys in the mailbox on your way out of the Capitol.

Posted by: reason at June 18, 2018 06:21 PM (CGjum)

299 Abortion as justice exists only in distorted, dare I say malicious, formation. There is no justice that Planned Parenthood contemplates for the innocent babies slaughtered then whose parts and organs are marketed. I pray for repentance of Planned Parenthood staff.

Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee. Blessed art thou among women and blessed is the fruit of your womb: Jesus.

Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us sinners now and at the hour of our death.

Amen.

Thanks, Ace.

Posted by: 80's music fan at June 18, 2018 06:21 PM (Ir6QP)

300 290 Bill de Blasio
@NYCMayor
As of January 2019, styrofoam is banned in New York City. This is the right move for the good of our city and our planet - and an idea that's long overdue.

-
Thank you, Comrade Kaiser Wilhelm. We want our beer warm!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 18, 2018 06:19 PM (+y/Ru)

What a cocksucker.

"good of our city and our planet".

Asshole. Turn any money changer's tables over, lately, Wilhelm? Maybe turned some water into wine once or twice? Took a stroll across the Hudson?

Nothing worse than dickhead with a Messiah complex.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 18, 2018 06:21 PM (BRvh1)

301 As of January 2019, styrofoam is banned in New York City.

You going to arrest me for bringing a styrofoam cup into the city, Mayor?

Posted by: Catherine Tramell at June 18, 2018 06:21 PM (ea9gD)

302 285
Zombie Joseph Goebbels could really have used the Planned Parenthood goons to help him with his propaganda efforts.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 18, 2018 06:18 PM (dDMQ9)

Maybe he is.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 18, 2018 06:22 PM (UsCnO)

303 Oh, and who takes Jennifer Rubin seriously anymore? If so, why?

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at June 18, 2018 06:22 PM (rdl6o)

304 OT: If Merkel is canned in Germany, is that like a message from her own people that you don't mess with the Trump?

Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2018 06:22 PM (vDqXW)

305 well, invading mexico is epically horrible. most people in America have no sense how different from America mexico is. for starters, people become adults at 16 in mexico.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 18, 2018 06:22 PM (MTjB1)

306 >>As of January 2019, styrofoam is banned in New York City.


One less thing for the bums to wipe their asses with after they take a shit on the sidewalk.

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 06:22 PM (MkVJm)

307 Since we know the countries they come from are not shitholes, let's just send them back.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 18, 2018 06:22 PM (+y/Ru)

308 Bill de Blasio
@NYCMayor
As of January 2019, styrofoam is banned in New York City. This is the right move for the good of our city and our planet - and an idea that's long overdue.

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YOU DON'T KNOW THE POWER OF THE STYROFOAM!

Posted by: Bolt the Super-dog at June 18, 2018 06:23 PM (CGjum)

309 However, there may be a great number of those illegal aliens and
refugees that are not Hispanic and want to do us serious national
injury.
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Just saw something about Bangladeshis coming in -- in rather large numbers.

Posted by: mustbequantum at June 18, 2018 06:23 PM (MIKMs)

310 275 Child Protection Services across the country remove children from their parents EVERY DAY! Hundreds of thousands are in foster care for a variety of reasons. It happens all the time. Nobody is mentioning this - should we eliminate all child protection services? Usually the left is very much FOR any small reason to remove children from their parents for "the good of the child" such as if the parent spanks a child. They want "the government" to take care of these kids. Always the hypocrites, these people couldn't give a sh*t about these kids at the border - it's just the latest political outrage and in a few weeks they will be outraged for something else.
Posted by: Tommy at June 18, 2018 06:15 PM (yEAdf)

The American Nuclear family and American Children are the targets to be destroyed.... And American Fathers. This truth has never been more apparent than now.

Spoiler: Marxists have been waging this war for 100 years at least.

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 18, 2018 06:23 PM (RCZtM)

311 304
OT: If Merkel is canned in Germany, is that like a message from her own people that you don't mess with the Trump?

Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2018 06:22 PM (vDqXW)
I was just reading an interesting take on that on the Gates of Vienna blog.

Posted by: IC at June 18, 2018 06:23 PM (a0IVu)

312 >>well, invading mexico is epically horrible.


Who said anything about invading?

I was talking about Conquering.

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 06:23 PM (MkVJm)

313

Who would have ever thunk that PDT would have exposed the hiding in plain sight POS's some of us were voting for : Exhibit 1 : GW Pussy-Whipped Bush?

Posted by: Restoring the Media Balance of Terror at June 18, 2018 06:23 PM (WPxnj)

314 Saudi Arabias plane catches fire on way to World Cup game

Well shit happens

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 18, 2018 06:23 PM (Lg2h/)

315 The thing is,Trump actually is a softy with kids.Hopefully he wont cave in to this ginned up outrage.

Posted by: steevy at June 18, 2018 06:24 PM (LiyEm)

316 garrett **fist bump**
That is exactly what I'm talking about...conquer it all!!!

Posted by: lin-duh at June 18, 2018 06:24 PM (kufk0)

317 173




Has Hamas and Hezbollah weighed in, yet?



The only thing missing from this massive FARCE is condemnation from ISIS.

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Their representatives, Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer, have responded, yes.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 18, 2018 06:24 PM (UsCnO)

318 Michelle Obama Responds to Laura Bush Op-Ed on Trump's 'Zero Tolerance' Policy: 'Truth Transcends Party' -BB


When you have Michael pulling for you...

Posted by: Under Fire at June 18, 2018 06:24 PM (r9UYA)

319 Oh, and who takes Jennifer Rubin seriously anymore? If so, why?
Posted by: Concerned People's Front

She is a puppet at the Washington Post. She is a well paid puppet.
A meat puppet.

Pity her, as she has burned the river and the bridge behind her.
Or don't. She's an educated fool.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 18, 2018 06:25 PM (S6Pax)

320 I didn't have children on purpose. They're smelly and cost a lot of money. I don't begrudge those who have children, just don't expect me to pay for them.

Posted by: Weasel at June 18, 2018 06:25 PM (MVjcR)

321 Remember

CRACK BABIES!!!

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 06:16 PM (MkVJm)

Crack babies. The good old days.

Posted by: wth at June 18, 2018 06:25 PM (HgMAr)

322 You deserve to be together ... in your country of origin.

FUCK OFF. GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY PROPERTY.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 18, 2018 06:25 PM (/qEW2)

323 260 Since Sasse wants to run his mouth, let's resettle all these little bastards in Nebraska.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 18, 2018 06:11 PM (Agn5J)

Hey, no!

We've already got enough of them in a certain part of this city. The crime rate reflects it.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 18, 2018 06:25 PM (4ErVI)

324 Remember, we conquered Mexico once. I think our forefathers were right - after the fighting was over, they took one look at the place, said "oh hell with this!" and came back home.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2018 06:25 PM (k1TUh)

325 I was talking about Conquering.

Dibs on any clones of Salma Hayek c.1998.

Posted by: first rule of dibs at June 18, 2018 06:26 PM (ea9gD)

326 273 >>When I say take over Mexico, I'm talking a full invasion and take then letting actual Americans settle the new "state"


When I was in 8th Grade my year end S.Studies project was "Why we should invade Mexico and make Panama our Southernmost State".

The Teacher was not happy with me.

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 06:14 PM (MkVJm)

Taking war brides for your harem along with hearing the lamentations of the women as your main argument probably offended her.

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 18, 2018 06:26 PM (RCZtM)

327 And World Health Org has now listed Gaming Disorder.

Guess they got pwnd in Call of Duty.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2018 06:26 PM (OoOd6)

328 I'm sure DeMorgan can Karnaugh all of this, but the 'knew vs. know' of St. James Comey
was laid bare by Cruz.
... and I do not enjoy (have) his brevity of focus.
Is that why people are aghast at Ted?
I'm happy. Trump is president. Cruz is senator. Mawl-ya Maxine Waters wig is still on the foaddy-fi 'legislation'.
One wonders what Mary from Brattleboro and Lois and Eric would have to say about investigatory investments into investigations.

Posted by: micky at June 18, 2018 06:26 PM (dF9Lb)

329 You can not support the sovereignty of the United States and at the same time support open borders therefor you cannot Support United States sovereignty and oppose jailing illegal border jumpers. Witch is it, support illegals or support America. Times a tickin the dims better choose.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at June 18, 2018 06:26 PM (0OmEj)

330 Press: How can you separate parents and children?

Screen Rant Guy: Very easy, barely an inconvenience.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at June 18, 2018 06:26 PM (J70i0)

331 301
As of January 2019, styrofoam is banned in New York City.

You going to arrest me for bringing a styrofoam cup into the city, Mayor?


Posted by: Catherine Tramell at June 18, 2018 06:21 PM (ea9gD)

Are you either white or conservative? Then yes, of course.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 18, 2018 06:27 PM (UsCnO)

332 >>Remember, we conquered Mexico once. I think our forefathers were right - after the fighting was over, they took one look at the place, said "oh hell with this!" and came back home.


How epic would it be to have the panama fucking canal as your Southern Border?

14 guys with wrist rockets could hold that thing against all the hordes of South America.

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 06:27 PM (MkVJm)

333 OMG... seeing red right now. Someone put a Turk for Congress sign in our yard. I saw it when I got home and hubby was napping so I just asked him and he was completely surprised. It wasn't him. Who would do that?? That 5 time loser does not have my support. Sorry, not sorry.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 18, 2018 06:27 PM (dUJdY)

334 CBS News anchor reports from Texas that 'the Statue of Liberty is weeping'

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Cry me a deeper, wider Rio Grande River.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 18, 2018 06:27 PM (+y/Ru)

335 I would gladly deport every leftist in the country for people who actually believe in America and want to be Americans.

Posted by: josephistan at June 18, 2018 06:28 PM (ANIFC)

336 BIG SQUIRREL

Posted by: rukiddn at June 18, 2018 06:28 PM (7wQK9)

337 334 CBS News anchor reports from Texas that 'the Statue of Liberty is weeping'

-
Cry me a deeper, wider Rio Grande River.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 18, 2018 06:27 PM (+y/Ru)

That hacktastic line was the first two letters of Pulitzer.

P. U.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 18, 2018 06:28 PM (BRvh1)

338 Someone pisses you off?

Sorry. Canal's Closed.

Manatee out front should have told you.

You can always go the long way around, though.

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 06:28 PM (MkVJm)

339 266 Mexico is the very definition of a shithole, and it would be a nearly hopeless task trying to reform it into something resembling a civilized, first-world nation. No thanks.
Posted by: Triangular Racism Diagram Afficionado at June 18, 2018 06:12 PM (DT2/W)

So importing 20 million citizens used to corruption, narco violence, socialism, and death is going to hurt? That is your punishment!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 18, 2018 06:28 PM (JFO2v)

340 CBS News anchor reports from Texas that 'the Statue of Liberty is weeping'


CBS news? They still in business?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 18, 2018 06:28 PM (Lg2h/)

341 garrett **fist bump**
That is exactly what I'm talking about...conquer it all!!!

Posted by: lin-duh at June 18, 2018 06:24 PM (kufk0)

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The desert-y parts probably suck. I don't know, but I doubt there's much oil.

But the coastal resort-y places, yes. Let's take those. 100%.

Posted by: reason at June 18, 2018 06:29 PM (CGjum)

342 You can not support the sovereignty of the United States and at the same time support open borders therefor you cannot Support United States sovereignty and oppose jailing illegal border jumpers. Which is it, support illegals or support America. Times a tickin' the dims better choose.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable!


Cognitive Dissonance. Of course they "think" they can hold both views, but logically they can't. They have decided, but can't accept their own decisions and the consequences.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 18, 2018 06:29 PM (S6Pax)

343 276
214 See? They don't hate America. They hate Americans. Some of us, anyway.

Posted by: huerfano at June 18, 2018 06:03 PM (L9nK5)



If you mean America the land mass they do not hate that. But the
America that allowed Pilgrims, anti-papist, Irish scum, English
non-nobility, and free markets they hate with the heat of the Sun.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 18, 2018 06:15 PM (JFO2v)

Especially those stinking Irish. Might as well call them monkeys.

Oh, wait, we did that already. Drawings and everything.

Posted by: New York Times at June 18, 2018 06:29 PM (UsCnO)

344 CBS News anchor reports from Texas that 'the Statue of Liberty is weeping'


I just checked the live cam. It's not.

Posted by: tu3031 at June 18, 2018 06:29 PM (O5Q3r)

345 14 guys with wrist rockets could hold that thing against all the hordes of South America.
Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 06:27 PM (MkVJm)

Now, now, let's not be too hasty. We may want to let at least a few of them in, you know...

Oh, sorry. You said "hordes". I thought you said... you know what, nevermind.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 18, 2018 06:29 PM (BRvh1)

346 So importing 20 million citizens used to corruption, narco violence, socialism, and death is going to hurt?

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 18, 2018 06:28 PM (JFO2v)
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Those people make the best countries! Just ask Jen Rubin.

Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2018 06:30 PM (vDqXW)

347 And World Health Org has now listed Gaming Disorder.

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And yet Moonbatism and Trump Derangement Syndrome go unrecognized.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 18, 2018 06:30 PM (+y/Ru)

348 No styrofoam?

I have a hunch this is aimed at Chick Fil A

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at June 18, 2018 06:30 PM (++G28)

349 A large group of Catholic Bishop's is now denouncing this barbaric treatment of illegal children.

Definitely a full court press on this-- out of nowhere.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 18, 2018 06:30 PM (r9UYA)

350 Mexico is the very definition of a shithole,

Posted by: Triangular Racism Diagram Afficionado at June 18, 2018 06:12 PM (DT2/W)
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Actually, it isn't.
There are a LOT of places that are far, far worse.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 18, 2018 06:30 PM (0jtPF)

351 https://tinyurl.com/family-FEMA-camps

Posted by: Marooned at June 18, 2018 06:30 PM (8hRlF)

352 Leftists: "We are a nation of immigrants."

Said Rome before its fall.

Posted by: fly gal at June 18, 2018 06:30 PM (8TdcF)

353 You don't want a Mexican Harem. Say you think you're lucky and you get 10 of the hottest cuties today - a decade from now you're gonna have a monster with 10 heads that never stops chattering in concert with each other, and that weighs in at a cool 3,000 pounds.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2018 06:30 PM (k1TUh)

354 Oh, no.

We let in the Ass-sylum seekers.

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 06:31 PM (MkVJm)

355 I just checked the live cam. It's not.
Posted by: tu3031

Is is literary license

or

FAKE NEWS?

You make the call!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 18, 2018 06:31 PM (S6Pax)

356 (293) The Gates of Vienna is where the action really is. Most of the domestic fun and games don't amount to much in the long run.

Posted by: ro-man at June 18, 2018 06:31 PM (RuIsu)

357 CBS News anchor reports from Texas that 'the Statue of Liberty is weeping'
..........

She must have watched today's senate hearing.

Posted by: wth at June 18, 2018 06:31 PM (HgMAr)

358 Jen Rubin: Let's Speed the Replacement of Grungy Old US Citizens With actory-Fresh Latin Imports
--Ace of Spades

I'm picturing Lucy and Ethel at the chocolate factory with the conveyor belt, for some reason. Speeeeeeeed it up a little!

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 18, 2018 06:31 PM (2NqXo)

359 @197 -- never happen as it makes perfect sense for criminal.

Posted by: micky at June 18, 2018 06:31 PM (dF9Lb)

360 This is nothing more than the dead kid in the surf in Europe. It is being used to pry open the US to the same mass migration that Europe is now being flooded by. Its a military tactic used a long time ago that has been resurrected.

They mean to destroy us by any means necessary. Prepare accordingly. BLOAT {Buy Lots Of Ammo Today}

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at June 18, 2018 06:32 PM (O9qtX)

361 Yeah, but what happens when the shitter's full?
Posted by: reason at June 18, 2018 06:16 PM (CGjum)



Heh. Anymore you just park it at an RV park and hook up to the system so you have water and sewage and cable/satellite and internet. The place they are in now even has two pools, a hot tub, and a full gym.

Being California, you have to move every six months or you're not a mobile unit so you get taxed as a permanent structure so he says every six months everyone just shifts around which park they are at.

I can't remember what kind of truck it is but the interior is nicer than my boss's new Mercedes.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at June 18, 2018 06:32 PM (dEQP3)

362 P.S. Who the hell is Jennifer Rubin?

Posted by: ro-man at June 18, 2018 06:32 PM (RuIsu)

363 Cognitive Dissonance. Of course they "think" they can hold both views, but logically they can't. They have decided, but can't accept their own decisions and the consequences.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 18, 2018 06:29 PM (S6Pax)
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Unfortunately it's what the buffer of affluence can do. There is no consequence for holding two contradictory statements at once, and so there is no pressure to reconcile.

Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2018 06:32 PM (vDqXW)

364 The commies who bribed Latin American parents to put their kids on trains to be raped and abused during the trip through Mexico and then settled in the U.S. as anchors for the parents to come in later under the lying premise to the american public that those kids were coming because they already had at least one parent here can DIAF and I would not piss on them or Jen while they were burning.

I think, and certainly pray that Trump understands that phony kindness that invites more child endangerment is actually damned cruel.

Posted by: PaleRider, simply irredeemable at June 18, 2018 06:33 PM (r4KP2)

365 Saying Mexico isn't a shithole because there is some place worse or many worse some places is a non sequitur.

Posted by: Triangular Racism Diagram Afficionado at June 18, 2018 06:33 PM (DT2/W)

366 CBS News anchor reports from Texas that 'the Statue of Liberty is weeping'
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CBS doing what it can to up its Fake News content.

Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2018 06:34 PM (vDqXW)

367 You find a cousin whose storm sewer you can use.
Posted by: Uncle Eddie at June 18, 2018 06:19 PM (vDqXW)

Honey, did you check our shitter?

I ask my wife every Xmas!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 18, 2018 06:34 PM (JFO2v)

368 >>Saying Mexico isn't a shithole because there is some place worse or many worse some places is a non sequitur.



Those suck. You flush and flush and they just don't go down.

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 06:34 PM (MkVJm)

369 This is depressing. I think I'll go read something light and amusing, like WWI aerial combat.

Posted by: rickl at June 18, 2018 06:35 PM (sdi6R)

370 P.S. Who the hell is Jennifer Rubin?

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She invented a good sandwich the went feminist and isn't worth a damn.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 18, 2018 06:35 PM (+y/Ru)

371 Yeah, but what happens when the shitter's full?

Posted by: reason at June 18, 2018 06:16 PM (CGjum)
.............

The shitter was full?

Posted by: Captain Splatter at June 18, 2018 06:35 PM (HgMAr)

372 Andrew Cuomo: New York Will Not Deploy National Guard to Border


Another one on the resistance train.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 18, 2018 06:35 PM (r9UYA)

373 332---How epic would it be to have the panama fucking canal as your Southern Border?

14 guys with wrist rockets could hold that thing against all the hordes of South America.
Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 06:27 PM (MkVJm)
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The "hordes" are in Meso-America, that is, on the US side of the Canal.

All you're saying is that you want the ENTIRE population of Mexico, Guatemala, Honduras, El Salvador, etc. to be in the US. Sheesh.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 18, 2018 06:35 PM (0jtPF)

374 349 A large group of Catholic Bishop's is now denouncing this barbaric treatment of illegal children.

Definitely a full court press on this-- out of nowhere.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 18, 2018 06:30 PM (r9UYA)

No group has banged more boy ass the Cath Bishops and they want in on this argument?

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 18, 2018 06:36 PM (JFO2v)

375 We need a TrumpBot to counter every turd they tweeter.

Although at this point they aren't going to the press conferences for the punch.

Posted by: DaveA at June 18, 2018 06:36 PM (FhXTo)

376 373. November necessarily.
REMOVE AZTEC
REMOVE MAYA

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 18, 2018 06:37 PM (fA1SL)

377 When you have Michael pulling for you...

Posted by: Under Fire


Michael rows my boat ashore
Michael rows my boat ashore
Keep rowing Michael, row, row

Posted by: Loura at June 18, 2018 06:37 PM (qK2iX)

378 In fact, we already defeated Mexico once, marched to Mexico City until they cried uncle.
We gave it back to them.
No good deed goes unpunished.

Posted by: navybrat, pass the popcorn at June 18, 2018 06:37 PM (w7KSn)

379 The Statue of Liberty ist kaput.

Posted by: CBS News at June 18, 2018 06:37 PM (yQpMk)

380 Mexico by and large is a shithole. The only thing that props up the touristy areas is the good ol American greenback. Greenbacks for wetbacks keeps Mexico afloat, in more ways than one. Without America Mexico dies.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at June 18, 2018 06:37 PM (0OmEj)

381 347 And World Health Org has now listed Gaming Disorder.

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And yet Moonbatism and Trump Derangement Syndrome go unrecognized.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 18, 2018 06:30 PM (+y/Ru)

Transvestitism. OK Homosexuality. OK Play games. Bad.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 18, 2018 06:38 PM (JFO2v)

382 344
CBS News anchor reports from Texas that 'the Statue of Liberty is weeping'


"I can see New York from my Texas back yard".


Just curious, are there any Russians?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 18, 2018 06:38 PM (UsCnO)

383 "In our hearts and minds today: all of the fathers and parents who have been separated from their children at borders"

Did planned parenthood really think that tweet through?

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 18, 2018 06:38 PM (+Dllb)

384 P.S. Who the hell is Jennifer Rubin?
Posted by: ro-man at June 18, 2018 06:32 PM

A republican with principles, ie, supports every stupid thing the left believes in.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 18, 2018 06:38 PM (2NqXo)

385 The "immigration issue" is not truly an immigration issue. It is a naked, manufactured attempt at destroying what the United States is at its very core. If "immigration" were the true problem, the problem would have been fixed long ago. More than that, it never would have became a problem in the first place.

It is all, so to speak, an "Op".

The globalists will only stop the pressure when they see there is no traction to be gained by pursuing it. Until then, we must fight tooth and nail with everything we have, or lose the Republic.

The pressure seems to be greatest now, though, because they have probably seen the diminishing returns. For a minimum cost outlay (some professional reputations, maybe a few dead protesters if things get ugly), they will give it all they've got for one last go at bending the American Will writ large. If it doesn't stick, if popular perception goes against them, they will slink back into the shadows and devote their resources to some other nonsensical "issue" that's been on the backburner. (Global warming?)

But if they win, things will get.... interesting.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 18, 2018 06:39 PM (BRvh1)

386 People used to come to American to be Americans. Now they come here to turn America into a larger version of their homelands, yep those shiteholes.

Posted by: Eromero at June 18, 2018 06:39 PM (zLDYs)

387 deport most of the elected GOP,

Each #NeverTrumper can take as many as it will take to carry their luggage.
Vaya Con Huevos Egg.

Posted by: DaveA at June 18, 2018 06:40 PM (FhXTo)

388 Is Jennifer Rubin any kin to Jerry Rubin?

She sure sounds like it.

Posted by: more Butch at June 18, 2018 06:40 PM (qK2iX)

389 In fact, we already defeated Mexico once, marched to Mexico City until they cried uncle.
We gave it back to them.
No good deed goes unpunished.
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That is the wimping out I was talking about. We never should have given it back. Mexico is essential waging war on us and doing a stealth invasion. F-that! Yes, it will be ugly and thousands will die but in the end everyone will be better off...It's when you relinquish power that the shithole part comes roaring back...

Posted by: lin-duh at June 18, 2018 06:41 PM (kufk0)

390 349 A large group of Catholic Bishop's is now denouncing this barbaric treatment of illegal children.

Definitely a full court press on this-- out of nowhere.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 18, 2018 06:30 PM (r9UYA)

We've had quite a few full court presses out of nowhere over the last few years.

The question to ask it what's the real reason for it.

I doubt it's about da kidz. It's something else. North Korea maybe or the swamp draining. Probably it's something we don't know about but the panic button gets pushed so the media whores start screaming.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 18, 2018 06:41 PM (4ErVI)

391 in 1984 the population of Central America was 101 million.


So, 60-70 more million than already ended up here and we get a border you can spit across?

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 06:41 PM (MkVJm)

392 Its obvious the uterus isn't a border, its a, ..um.....a, surrounding kinda thing

Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2018 06:41 PM (pHfeF)

393 In fact, we already defeated Mexico once, marched to Mexico City until they cried uncle.
We gave it back to them.
No good deed goes unpunished.

Posted by: navybrat, pass the popcorn


In fact, we had to wait around, eating fajitas and drinking margaritas, for them to form a new government in order to surrender.

Posted by: more Butch at June 18, 2018 06:41 PM (qK2iX)

394 That's actually a pretty stupid and offensive question

Oh, the art of blowing up the deal.

I'm ok with it.

Posted by: DaveA at June 18, 2018 06:41 PM (FhXTo)

395 340 CBS News anchor reports from Texas that 'the Statue of Liberty is weeping'
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Such ignorant bullshit.

Know why the Statue of Liberty holds a torch? She is lighting the way. The way to what? The way to freedom. America, through her example, was showing the oppressed people of other nations how to throw off the shackles of tyranny and form a new, freer nation. The idea was that the oppressed people of other nations were supposed to follow our Founders' example and make their own nations free, not that they were all supposed to hop on a boat and come live here.

But hey, fighting your oppressors is too much like real work, eh? So much easier just to hop on a boat and go mooch off somebody else who has already done all the work, risked all the danger, and made all the sacrifices.

That stupid, insipid Emma Lazarus poem should be consigned to the deepest pit of hell, along with the ignorant socialists and commies and just plain dumb-asses who keep quoting it as if it were Holy Scripture.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 18, 2018 06:42 PM (fqUgw)

396 A large group of Catholic Bishop's is now denouncing this barbaric treatment of illegal children.

Definitely a full court press on this-- out of nowhere.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 18, 2018 06:30 PM (r9UYA)
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Read that last night in an article talking about how the bishops are only partially reporting Catholic doctrine. It specifically says that if you reside in a country you must follow its rules--the bishops are promoting behavior 180-degrees counter to Catholic doctrine.

Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2018 06:42 PM (vDqXW)

397 I have some old left over pet carriers I would like to donate to ICE to make the return of the feral illegal invading chilluns easier and safer.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 18, 2018 06:42 PM (EoRCO)

398 On October.8, 2017 PDT sent a letter to Congress asking that Congress do it's Constitutionally mandated job re: immigration, In Part 'B' of that letter he specifically referred to minor children.

That was over 9 months ago. So, Representatives and Senators what have YOU done in those intervening months for these children

Posted by: Lurking Cynic at June 18, 2018 06:42 PM (oSRxg)

399 I thought Jen Rubin was warmup act for Stormy?

Posted by: Diogenes at June 18, 2018 06:42 PM (0tfLf)

400 >>
P.S. Who the hell is Jennifer Rubin?

Posted by: ro-man

She's like Dana Perino without a dog.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 18, 2018 06:42 PM (r9UYA)

401 Mexico needs a national revolution to shake off the corruption, trouble is that there is no national will to take back their own country. You might say they have been in a shithole for too long.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at June 18, 2018 06:43 PM (0OmEj)

402 How about Rubin just move to where the hard working Latin American people are and she won't have to deal with the contemptible Republicans .

Posted by: I am Spartacus at June 18, 2018 06:43 PM (2DOZq)

403 All this talk about Mexico is making me thirsty for a good margarita.

Posted by: IC at June 18, 2018 06:43 PM (a0IVu)

404 >>>Dibs on any clones of Salma Hayek c.1998.

If it weren't for my sacred honor of dibs, I would challenge you to a duel.

Posted by: wooga at June 18, 2018 06:43 PM (6kTDT)

405 >>Know why the Statue of Liberty holds a torch?


To keep the Shadow People at bay.

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 06:43 PM (MkVJm)

406 Mexico is literally one of the most violent places to live on the planet. It's a Hellhole and a shithole.

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 18, 2018 06:44 PM (RCZtM)

407 Jane D'oh at June 18, 2018 05:54 PM
but beer-thirty still works for us hicks, yes? Oi-polloi and Niagra Falls and slowly I turned.
Because the truth is out there.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxAk3B_zS5k
Hey, Moe!!!

Posted by: micky at June 18, 2018 06:44 PM (dF9Lb)

408 Sean Spicier is stirring up trouble.


Sean Spicier
@sean_spicier
The truth is we just don't have the jobs available for immigrants. The lawn care industry is already at full employment

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 18, 2018 06:44 PM (+y/Ru)

409 Deport Jennifer Rubin.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 18, 2018 06:45 PM (20X6f)

410 Crazy New Thread Up

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 06:45 PM (MkVJm)

411 Yeah, but what happens when the shitter's full?
Posted by: reason at June 18, 2018 06:16 PM


You been here foah howah! You frush now!

Posted by: Mama San at June 18, 2018 06:45 PM (ctuyM)

412 Mexico is literally one of the most violent places to live on the planet. It's a Hellhole and a shithole.
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Fine, level the whole place and rebuild from the ground up....

Posted by: lin-duh at June 18, 2018 06:45 PM (kufk0)

413 In fact, we had to wait around, eating fajitas and drinking margaritas, for them to form a new government in order to surrender.

Posted by: more Butch at June 18, 2018 06:41 PM (qK2iX)

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"Margaritaville" was actually written by the Republic of Texas delegation.

Posted by: reason at June 18, 2018 06:45 PM (CGjum)

414 It's all about the Leftist dogma No Borders

Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2018 06:45 PM (pHfeF)

415 Mexico needs a national revolution to shake off the corruption, trouble is that there is no national will to take back their own country. You might say they have been in a shithol