White Interlopers: Local Residents and The Wall Street Journal Blame Jews for Their Own Slaughter, Wondering What They're Doing Invading a Black Neighborhood

Let's flash back to when race hustler, slanderer, and racial arsonist -- and now cherished member of the allegedly "mainstream" media -- Al Sharpton sparked a riot against a Jewish owner of a Harlem business by branding him an '"interloper" in a majority-black neighborhood.

The Rev. Al Sharpton apparently referred to the Jewish owner of Freddy's Fashion M art as a "white interloper" in a rally three months before the Harlem massacre, newly revealed tapes show. Speaking at a separate rally, Morris Powell, who later led the protest against the W. 125th St. store, specifically mentioned Freddy's, saying he would not let a "Jewish person" drive black businesses out of Harlem and vowed, "We are going to make that white cracker suffer.

" The tapes, recorded off radio station WWRL by the Jewish Action Alliance, were at odds with statements made by the men in the wake of Friday's massacre, in which seven innocent victims and the gunman-arsonist died. Sharpton, who also was video-taped meeting with protesters Dec. 2, has said he was a mediator in the dispute over a black church's plans to evict the black-owned Record Shack so Freddy's could expand. He also has said he was unaware of any racial or anti-Semitic statements made in the dispute, which he has characterized simply as an argument over a lease. Powell has denied claims by clothing store owner Fred Harari and a black Freddy's employe killed in the massacre that he and other protesters made anti-Semitic remarks and threats in front of the clothing store. Yet in a tape of a broadcast from a Sept. 9 rally, Sharpton said, "I want to make it clear to the radio and audience and to you here that we will not stand by and allow them to move this brother so that some white interloper can expand his business on 125th St.

" Sharpton does not name Freddy's but mentions the lease dispute and calls his audience's attention to "brother Sikhulu," referring to the Record Shack owner, Sikhulu Shange. In a tape recorded at an Aug. 19 rally, Powell said, "We are not going to stand idly by and let a Jewish person come in black Harlem and methodically drive black people out of business up and down 125th St. If we stand for that, we will stand for anything.

" In a tape of a Sept. 23 broadcast rally, both men specifically call for a boycott and protest of Freddy's, according to the tapes. Sharpton and Powell did not respond to repeated attempts to reach them last night. The tapes emerged as Manhattan District Attorney Robert Morgenthau empaneled a grand jury to probe the massacre.

Thanks in large part to Al Sharpton's delicate "mediation," a black gunman (sound familiar?) was inspired to shoot up more "interlopers" at the Jewish store, killing seven before taking his own valueless, deplorable life.

On December 8, 1995, Roland J. Smith Jr., one of the protesters, entered Harari's store with a gun and flammable liquid, shot several customers and set the store on fire. The gunman fatally shot himself, and seven store employees died of smoke inhalation.[7][8] Fire Department officials discovered that the store's sprinkler had been shut down, in violation of the local fire code.[9]

Black hatred of Jews is not new. I remember in the nineties, when I'd ask a then-girlfriend (suuuuper liberal) what was going in in the New York Times, she'd say "blacks and Jews, blacks and Jews." She meant that the New York Times was writing an op-ed every other day trying to "reduce tensions" between blacks and Jews, while also remaining steadfastly ignorant of the point that the actual dangerous "tensions" were to be found almost entirely on one side of the euphemistically-termed "divide."

It wasn't Jews storming into black businesses shooting the place up, nor Jews inciting riots outside of black businesses.

But the media euphemized and euphemized, and, while it complained about antisemitism generally, it could not quite bring itself to chastise a community in which antisemitism was fairly rampant -- and it was rampant in the black community, largely because the community had never been publicly shamed by the media for its antisemitism.

It had just been made excuses for, pretended away, or straight-up justified.

Sound familiar?

And now black radicals target and slaughters Orthodox Jews in just-across-the-river Jersey City, and once again, black residents there are blaming Jews -- and their interloping -- for their own slaughter.




And what's the response from very important and influential Democrats?

Well, the Democrat governor of New Jersey has theories. He says the murders are due to "Right wing behavior" at 56:30 in this interview.

The Black Hebrew Israelites -- last seen racially taunting the kids from Covington -- are right wing actors, huh?

And what about the mayor of New York City, where the Freddie Fashion Mart slaughter took place? Surely Red Bill DiBlasio knows the history of his own city, and will forthrightly condemn antisemitic violence, even if it does emanate from a critical Democrat voting bloc.

And, I mean, after all -- Jews have been targeted and beaten on the streets for a year by mostly black (and some Hispanic) teenagers looking to deter some interlopers.

At NPR:

SIMON: First, these current attacks. Based on reporting, is there a particular source for attacks against Orthodox Jews?

WEISS: Well, it seems to be happening often from people who live in the neighborhood. We don't know that much about the perpetrators. What we do know is that people that live in Crown Heights don't tend to be white supremacists. And to judge from the footage of many of these attacks, at least some of the perpetrators seem to be young black men or teenagers. And perhaps that's one of the reasons that so many people want to avert their eyes from what's happening in places like Crown Heights.

SIMON: Are they street assaults and robberies or hate crimes? Where are the lines in something like this?

WEISS: Well, all we know is that the people that are being attacked are the most publicly, visibly Jewish people. And they're incredibly violent. Given that this has been happening in the city, there's been a sort of curious lack of interest on the part of New Yorkers, on the part of the mayor, on the part of the governor. Imagine if a spate of crimes had happened in a pattern like this against another minority - what the reaction would be.

I wouldn't be so quick to say that these black Jew-bashers were not White Supremacists -- I'm reliably informed by Jane Coasten of Vox (and NeverTrumper's twitter timelines) that black antisemitism is just White Nationalism for Black People.

So anyway, Bill DeBlasio has remained silent about a slow-motion pogrom in his own city for more than a year.

Surely now the slaughter of Orthodox Jews in Jersey City -- the same group targeted by street bandits in New York City -- will spur him to finally take action.

And so it did: Bill DeBlasio has announced the formation of an anti-white-nationalism task force.

Now, the department is aiming those resources at a different target: far-right and extremist hate groups.

Police officials say they have formed a new unit within the department’s intelligence division, known as “Racially and Ethnically Motivated Extremism,” or “R.E.M.E,” that will be primarily dedicated to investigating terror threats from far-right and neo-Nazi organizations, including groups like the Atomwaffen Division and The Proud Boys.

The Proud Boys have never been branded a hate group, except by leftwing antifa allies like the SPLC, and certainly have never been branded an antisemitic hate group.

And I'm pretty sure the black teenagers (and some Hispanic) street thugs attacking and kicking Jews on the street and in broad daylight do not belong to the -- what was it again, New York Times? -- "Atomwaffen Division."

I think "Crips," "Bloods," and "Latin Kings" would be more likely. I don't know a lot of blacks or Hispanics who are really into Germanic/Norse stuff.

But it's not just Democrat politicians attempting to portray the rising tide of black antisemitic hate crimes as a problem of "The Atomwaffen Division."

It's also Democrat spokesmen and PR officers, by which I mean the media.

The Wall Street Journal blamed Jews for the Holocaust before realizing that maybe this would not be well received, then they destroyed the evidence.



"Taken root." Like an invasive weed. Like... interlopers, going into Other People's Communities and giving them no choice but to #Resist.

It wasn't just the headline.

The article itself went on to blame the Jews.

See, these interlopers were "aggressively" trying to give something of value (money) for something else of value (property).

You're not allowed to interlope in black communities making routine offers to buy property.


What pushy Jews, "aggressively" offering legal business deals.

Sounds to me like Black Nationalists -- like Al Sharpton, like the Black Hebrew Israelites -- stirred up racial resentment and declared that anyone trying to buy property in a black neighborhood was an "interloper," and therefore, their offers of money for land were racial attacks.

Tell me -- would that logic fly if some Italian guys in Five Points took the same attitude about the Racial Sovereignty of their own turf?

Just curious, I remember the media getting very, very concerned about "Racial Redlining," trying to keep blacks out of white neighborhoods.

Tell me, if blacks actually murder Jews to in order to maintain a policy of, well, let's call it "Yellow Lining," is that something we should all just try to understand, or is that worthy of media condemnation?

Who knew there was so much nuance to race-based mass-murders?

Is beating and murdering Jews for being Jewish only a Problem of National Concern when it can be pinned on the Enemy-of-the-People's political enemies?

Where are the rabid calls from the media demanding that Democrat politicians call out -- with no equivocation or euphemism -- the hateful killers among their own base of support?

Or is that just for Republicans?

Flashback: Just back in September, Matt Gaetz grilled Sharpton in the House, demanding that Sharpton answer whether he had ever called Jews "white interlopers or diamond merchants."

Diamond merchants -- I forgot that one. Nice, Reverend Al. Old-school.

Subtle.


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1 Grey?!?

Posted by: Surfperch at December 12, 2019 04:03 PM (tVQUs)

2 Dammit. I read to the bottom and there were no comments at all.


Rookie mistake.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2019 04:05 PM (kr/v5)

3 Pelosi Says I'm "Not A Lawyer"

She's not much of a politician either

Posted by: SMOD at December 12, 2019 04:05 PM (3aI0K)

4 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 12, 2019 04:05 PM (q80AH)

5 I want to see the NYT times use the "taken root" phrase to describe black people moving into a traditionally white neighborhood.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 12, 2019 04:06 PM (q80AH)

6 Diverse.

Posted by: FrodoB at December 12, 2019 04:06 PM (V7laS)

7 It's almost like the media is some type of foe for the common man. An adversary to the average joe perhaps?

Posted by: Flyguy at December 12, 2019 04:06 PM (3sOO0)

8

Posted by: Marcel Marceau at December 12, 2019 04:06 PM (kr/v5)

9 Sounds like the Rev. is calling for Segregation.

How, interesting.

Posted by: Don Q at December 12, 2019 04:07 PM (NgKpN)

10 According to a survey conducted by the American Jewish Committee, 54% of Orthodox Jews said that they voted for Trump in 2016. One year into his presidency, 71% of Orthodox Jews supported him, and that was before he commuted the sentence of Sholom Mordechai Rubashkin and recognized Jerusalem as the capital of Israel.

Then in 2018, in a Tri-State-area poll commissioned by Ami Magazine, 82% of respondents said that they would vote for Trump in 2020. And as this year's Ami poll reveals, support for the president has now hit a whopping 89%. What this upward trajectory makes abundantly clear is that more and more Orthodox Jews are fans of the 45th president of the United States.

Posted by: SMOD at December 12, 2019 04:07 PM (3aI0K)

11 It's almost like the media is some type of foe for the common man. An adversary to the average joe perhaps?


Opponents of the plebeians?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2019 04:07 PM (kr/v5)

12 Those white "Jews" are making our neighborhoods to become more violent by causin' us to kill them!

DAS RITE!

Posted by: The Black Hebrew Israelites at December 12, 2019 04:07 PM (tVQUs)

13 it's a grey day suddenly...

Posted by: SturmToddler at December 12, 2019 04:07 PM (8D42x)

14 10 According to a survey conducted by the American Jewish Committee, 54% of Orthodox Jews said that they voted for Trump in 2016. One year into his presidency, 71% of Orthodox Jews supported him, and that was before he commuted the sentence of Sholom Mordechai Rubashkin and recognized Jerusalem as the capital of Israel.

Then in 2018, in a Tri-State-area poll commissioned by Ami Magazine, 82% of respondents said that they would vote for Trump in 2020. And as this year's Ami poll reveals, support for the president has now hit a whopping 89%. What this upward trajectory makes abundantly clear is that more and more Orthodox Jews are fans of the 45th president of the United States.
Posted by: SMOD at December 12, 2019 04:07 PM (3aI0K)

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89% is like black people supporting Democrats numbers.

I mean, if there's this kind of movement in traditional Jewish circles, imagine the effects in traditional Christian circles that resisted Trump because of his brashness.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 12, 2019 04:08 PM (q80AH)

15 Jewtrification.

Posted by: Adolph at December 12, 2019 04:08 PM (YOhRS)

16 Yeah blacks hate jews because we made it out of the ghetto and then got them civil rights. They hate us for getting them civil rights because it exposed the utter lack of intellectual capital among the black elite

Sorry for saying it out loud

Posted by: dj3way at December 12, 2019 04:09 PM (bhPL1)

17 11 It's almost like the media is some type of foe for the common man. An adversary to the average joe perhaps?


Opponents of the plebeians?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2019 04:07 PM (kr/v5)

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Rival to the hoi polloi.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 12, 2019 04:09 PM (q80AH)

18 Bloomberg:

U.S. Reaches In-Principle China Deal, Awaits Trump Signoff

Posted by: SMOD at December 12, 2019 04:09 PM (3aI0K)

19 Kinda like how all of the media refused to publish the photo of Obama with Louis Farrakkkan?

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at December 12, 2019 04:09 PM (vPKfA)

20

If you're a Jew and you vote Democrat, you are a self-gassing Jew.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2019 04:10 PM (zBaqJ)

21 It's gris, you smelly leetle nobodies.

Posted by: Monsieur Jaques Kah-ree, Progressive Bigot at December 12, 2019 04:10 PM (5vIVj)

22 erf. feeling grey. Guess I'll get back to work

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 12, 2019 04:10 PM (d7Ww2)

23 Tube Steak Solution.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 12, 2019 04:10 PM (YA914)

24 Not to worry, after a few weeks they will just include this event in the lists of anti-semitic hate crimes and hope the list readers think the perps are almost all neo-nazi's.

I don't quite hate the FNM, its more like with the Barky admin, I despise them and I hate the fact that enough of the country buys the BS that they can stay in business.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at December 12, 2019 04:10 PM (eASYU)

25 Yeah, because it's not the whackos who think that Africans were the original people of the Bible and Jews stole the birthright from them!

Definitely not the religious whackos!

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 04:10 PM (YOhRS)

26 Al Sharpton. I will not call him Reverend. I don't like to use that term myself unless for professional purposes, and I prefer "Pastor" but there is nothing to be revered about Sharpton. He is a racist and an anti semite, agitator and shakedown artist who serves his own needs above all. I have never heard him mention Jesus in any meaningful way. No doubt God will question me about some of my life choices and sins when I met him, but Sharpton is an embarrassment to the clergy and needs a heartfelt "come to Jesus" moment.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2019 04:11 PM (WI7YS)

27 The Black Hebrew Israelites are a Rightwing Hate group closely linked to Neo-Nazi Hate Criminal Nick Sandman.

Posted by: The Wall Street Journal at December 12, 2019 04:11 PM (tVQUs)

28

Has the ADL blamed deplorables yet?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 12, 2019 04:11 PM (aKsyK)

29 Ahhh, there's only Shades of Gray. Fifty Shades , to be precise.

Posted by: tubal at December 12, 2019 04:11 PM (90T4r)

30 If you're a Jew and you vote Democrat, you are a self-gassing Jew.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2019 04:10 PM (zBaqJ)
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Kind of like Jerry Nadler.

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 04:11 PM (YOhRS)

31 Feeling all boxed in here.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 12, 2019 04:11 PM (JUOKG)

32 31 Feeling all boxed in here.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 12, 2019 04:11 PM (JUOKG)

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Too late.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 12, 2019 04:12 PM (q80AH)

33 first world, elitist problem. barrel time.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 12, 2019 04:12 PM (KP5rU)

34
Fixed. Thank me.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2019 04:12 PM (zBaqJ)

35 Here Comes the Sun, Here Comes the Sun, It's All Right.

Posted by: tubal at December 12, 2019 04:12 PM (90T4r)

36 34
Fixed. Thank me.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2019 04:12 PM (zBaqJ)

Thanks, me.

Posted by: tubal at December 12, 2019 04:12 PM (90T4r)

37 34
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Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2019 04:12 PM (zBaqJ)

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Since it's Ace's name on the post, I'm going to thank him.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 12, 2019 04:13 PM (q80AH)

38 It wasn't Jews storming into black businesses shooting the place up, nor Jews inciting riots outside of black businesses.

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Well, of course it was -- by their mere existence. /


This sounds familiar to most Bad Orange Men and deplorable, irredeemable conservatives now ...

Posted by: ShainS at December 12, 2019 04:13 PM (fHmCV)

39 A task force devoted to rooting out Problem X is going to find an abundance of Problem X - one way or another.

Posted by: SH at December 12, 2019 04:13 PM (sX1BW)

40 OK that video if fvcking disturbing.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 12, 2019 04:14 PM (JUOKG)

41 good on ya, j.j. ace is riding a vespa, right?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 12, 2019 04:14 PM (KP5rU)

42
The Black Hebrew Israelites aren't black-black. Their White-Black. Or is it Black-White?

Paging George Zimmerman and his brown paper bag. Also, the Nuremberg Laws.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2019 04:14 PM (zBaqJ)

43 Spare me the pieties about the WSJ editorial page. The WSJ sucks ass.

"There shall be no borders." Fuck you Bartley.

Posted by: mrtmz at December 12, 2019 04:14 PM (m/Gc2)

44 "I blame da Jews. We ain't never had no shooting like dat till dey came and e'ybody here know dat."

*spit*

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 12, 2019 04:14 PM (U7qMl)

45 Just curious, I remember the media getting very, very concerned about "Racial Redlining," trying to keep blacks out of white neighborhoods.

Tell me, if blacks actually murder Jews to in order to maintain a policy of, well, let's call it "Yellow Lining," is that something we should all just try to understand, or is that worthy of media condemnation?
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A foolish consistency ....

Posted by: Demedia at December 12, 2019 04:14 PM (YOhRS)

46 Contrary to main stream media, the white left, and the colored people, as a general rule blacks are antisemitic and racist AF.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at December 12, 2019 04:15 PM (pw+jk)

47 I blame global warming for this.

Posted by: I Have Questions at December 12, 2019 04:15 PM (BvNzB)

48 My personal experience is that blacks are far more racist - and certainly more anti-Semitic - than the MSM has ever covered or acknowledged. I can't tell you the number of times that Jews were denigrated in the housing project that I grew up in. My best friend growing up was Jewish, and lived a few blocks away from me. I regularly received questions at to why I ever hung out with him.

Listen to any NPR or PBS segment about gentrification, and the undercurrent of many those interviews with people from Bushwick and Crown Heights is anti-white and anti-Semitic. Interlopers coming into 'our' neighborhood. If the segment was based in the Deep South, there would be no hesitation to brand the residents as racist. Here, it's just about the evils of gentrification, destroying a way of life.

This really needs to be called out.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 12, 2019 04:15 PM (iuFgi)

49 And so it did: Bill DeBlasio has announced the formation of an anti-white-nationalism task force.

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It turns out we didn't find much of this problem, so you can go ahead and defund us.

- Said no task force ever.

Posted by: SH at December 12, 2019 04:15 PM (sX1BW)

50

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Fixed. Thank me.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2019 04:12 PM (zBaqJ)



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Since it's Ace's name on the post, I'm going to thank him.





Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 12, 2019 04:13 PM (q80AH)

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J.J. Dangerfield.

Posted by: ShainS at December 12, 2019 04:15 PM (fHmCV)

51
Hello Louis Farrakhan? Hello Jeremiah Wright?

Thank you, Obama.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2019 04:16 PM (zBaqJ)

52 Look at whose side the media's takin'!

DAS RITE! We Dindu Nuffin!

Posted by: The Black Hebrew Israelites at December 12, 2019 04:16 PM (tVQUs)

53 But, black people cannot be racist because oppressed class, mumble mumble something.

Posted by: tubal at December 12, 2019 04:16 PM (90T4r)

54 I kind of *get* the anti-Jew animosity among some members of the urban Black population. They feel the same hostility toward Koreans who come in and establish successful businesses in the hood.

But don't they understand that they are all ingredients in the same grievance minestrone?

It's in the song:

https://tinyurl.com/rmhyq5k

Posted by: kallisto at December 12, 2019 04:16 PM (kD8Fh)

55 My personal experience is that blacks are far more racist - and certainly more anti-Semitic - than the MSM has ever covered or acknowledged.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 12, 2019 04:15 PM (iuFgi)
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They are and were in some cases. But that's how "intersectionality" works. It gives you a hierarchy of who can criticize who.

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 04:16 PM (YOhRS)

56 No. Black people can't be racist.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 12, 2019 04:16 PM (hbTkw)

57 46; reality has no home here. moose out front should have told you.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 12, 2019 04:16 PM (KP5rU)

58
They should've hired Scoldilocks Assberger to go into the store and hector them instead of using guns.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2019 04:17 PM (zBaqJ)

59 Remember, there is a currently a property owner in Maui who is FORBIDDEN to return to his own home by a Hawaiian judge. Because his whiteness is too much for his neighbors to bear (who have already beaten him savagely once).

Don't you just love all of your "white privilege" in America?

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 12, 2019 04:17 PM (I99aF)

60 If you're a Jew and you vote Democrat, you are a self-gassing Jew.

I self-gas periodically.

If I'm in the car I open the windows.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 12, 2019 04:18 PM (9t0Zz)

61
So Democrats = Party of Charles Manson.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2019 04:18 PM (zBaqJ)

62
I'll note that one thing that the Nazis and the Soviets had in common was a fetish for killing Jews by the tens of thousands.

Modern commie/socialist cocksuckers are just following in their two predecessors' footsteps.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 12, 2019 04:18 PM (kw0bd)

63 So, vacationing in Hawaii not a good plan for whitey?

Posted by: tubal at December 12, 2019 04:18 PM (90T4r)

64 My personal experience is that blacks are far more racist - and certainly more anti-Semitic - than the MSM has ever covered or acknowledged.

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Next you'll tell me they won't vote for a gay dude who proudly takes it up the ass from his gay marriage husband. Or that something around 60% of black girls are sexually abused by older men before they turn 18. Or that they are vastly over represented in the "perpetrator" column of anti LGBTQZ beatings and murders.

Crazy talk, racist.

Posted by: Moron Robbie abridged at December 12, 2019 04:18 PM (cXJnV)

65 It's a good thing the racial healer Obama led the way into our post-racial society, otherwise things would be getting truly ugly.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 12, 2019 04:18 PM (sWM8x)

66 Sure is odd how many victims in the Freddy's Fashion Mart fire had Hispanic last names.

Fat Al was the interloper.

Posted by: K-Bob at December 12, 2019 04:19 PM (n11+v)

67 Trump tweeted a Babylon Bee article yesterday and Snopes went wild demanding Trump tell everyone it's satire. I don't think they realize we're laughing *at* them.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 12, 2019 04:19 PM (ZGrMX)

68 65 It's a good thing the racial healer Obama led the way into our post-racial society, otherwise things would be getting truly ugly.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 12, 2019 04:18 PM (sWM8x)


More like a racial heeler.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2019 04:19 PM (zBaqJ)

69 Simply go settings, streets to avoid. Enter MLK Blvd. You're all set .
Happy Motoring!

Posted by: Today's Motoring Tips! at December 12, 2019 04:20 PM (I3U8v)

70 When the white Democrats give up their positions on top to minority then we will see .

Posted by: Skip at December 12, 2019 04:20 PM (ZCEU2)

71 Listen to any NPR or PBS segment about gentrification, and the undercurrent of many those interviews with people from Bushwick and Crown Heights is anti-white and anti-Semitic. Interlopers coming into 'our' neighborhood

In the case of gentrification - in Philadelphia at least - the animosity toward the invaders is well founded. The new people, mainly white, mainly hipsters/yuppie types, not necessarily Jewish. In fact I'm gonna say most of the new Philadelphians are just plain old white people,

Anyway, they are destroying well established neighborhoods with NO regard for existing culture or norms. They are a plague and a New Wave of "SJW fascism being visited on people just minding their own business and living their lives. And it's not just Black neighborhood residents that are getting victimized and pushed out.

Posted by: kallisto at December 12, 2019 04:20 PM (kD8Fh)

72 66 Sure is odd how many victims in the Freddy's Fashion Mart fire had Hispanic last names.

Fat Al was the interloper.
Posted by: K-Bob at December 12, 2019 04:19 PM (n11+v)


Fred Harari was Sephardic Jewish IIRC. Sharptone belched up "diamond merchants" along with "white interloper."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2019 04:20 PM (zBaqJ)

73 Xenophobia is one of the *most common states* of man. But it's only scrutinized in white people--because we adopted a standard of behavior that asks for better than that.

Now, because the moderation of xenophobia is *our* cultural value and insular cultures might not be so open to it, insisting against *their* basic xenophobia is actually *our* xenophobic* cultural chauvinism...

because nobody on the left thinks in any non-purist fashion.

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 04:21 PM (YOhRS)

74

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Posted by: SMOD at December 12, 2019 04:07 PM (3aI0K

Wow. From 54% to 89% support among Orthodox Jews is stunning. I wonder why that isn't reflected in support by other American Jews - they generally seem to hate Pres. Trump, (but why, I have no idea)

Posted by: LASue at December 12, 2019 04:21 PM (wMHPW)

75 What this upward trajectory makes abundantly clear is that more and more Orthodox Jews are fans of the 45th president of the United States.

The media and Dems attacking people for not voting for Dems? Go figure.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 12, 2019 04:21 PM (ZGrMX)

76 Simple solution if you are white or Jewish.

Fuck 'em. Close down. Go somewhere else that is more business friendly.

If that neighborhood starves due to a lack of stores, again, fuck 'em.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2019 04:21 PM (BN/jk)

77 The most I learned about black and Jewish tensions was from Blues Brothers.


"Wake up, whitey! The Jew is using the black as muscle against you!"


Those tensions simply did not exist or manifest themselves in the south or the west, at least from what I saw.

Posted by: No One Ever at December 12, 2019 04:21 PM (1CjJc)

78 I wonder why that isn't reflected in support by other American Jews - they generally seem to hate Pres. Trump, (but why, I have no idea)

Because they're not Jewish. They converted to Marxism.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 12, 2019 04:21 PM (ZGrMX)

79 Off No One Ever sock.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 12, 2019 04:22 PM (1CjJc)

80 as a general rule blacks are antisemitic and racist AF.

In my personal experience this is unfortunately true. Blacks also generally believe in the most hilarious conspiracy theories.

I knew a black Army officer who once solemnly told me about all of the black people who got introduced to cocaine by drinking Coca-Cola in the 70s.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 12, 2019 04:22 PM (9t0Zz)

81 Freddy's Fascist March

Posted by: Moron Robbie abridged at December 12, 2019 04:22 PM (cXJnV)

82 Simply go settings, streets to avoid. Enter MLK Blvd. You're all set .
Happy Motoring!
Posted by: Today's Motoring Tips! at December 12, 2019 04:20 PM (I3U8v)

You may want to avoid Malcom X Blvd. as well.

Posted by: Surfperch at December 12, 2019 04:22 PM (tVQUs)

83 Dear Jews: Want to survive in this country? Stop voting for Democrats, you big dummies!

That is all.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 12, 2019 04:22 PM (k4dH2)

84 65 It's a good thing the racial healer Obama led the way into our post-racial society, otherwise things would be getting truly ugly.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 12, 2019 04:18 PM (sWM8x)

Oh, he's getting exactly what he wanted.

Posted by: Allie at December 12, 2019 04:23 PM (sm6Pk)

85 Any word from "I'm totes a Christian" Barry Obama? Formerly of "Rev." Jeremiah Wright's church?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 12, 2019 04:23 PM (ptqGC)

86 mooch obama. how does she do it all?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 12, 2019 04:24 PM (KP5rU)

87 Xenophobia is one of the *most common states* of man. But it's only scrutinized in white people--because we adopted a standard of behavior that asks for better than that.

Now, because the moderation of xenophobia is *our* cultural value and insular cultures might not be so open to it, insisting against *their* basic xenophobia is actually *our* xenophobic* cultural chauvinism...

because nobody on the left thinks in any non-purist fashion.
Posted by: Axeman

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This is well put.

I'd rate it as 2nd best comment of the day.

Sorry Ace banging a deer is tops.

Posted by: SH at December 12, 2019 04:24 PM (sX1BW)

88 I feel like Im taking crazy pills

Posted by: Regular joe at December 12, 2019 04:24 PM (6/uwW)

89
So, vacationing in Hawaii not a good plan for whitey?
Posted by: tubal at December 12, 2019 04:18 PM (90T4r)





I think that if you stay in known tourist ghettos (see what I did there?) I suspect that you're generally okay.

Being a pasty white Navy brat going to Ilima Junior High School in Ewa Beach in the mid-70s however...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 12, 2019 04:24 PM (kw0bd)

90 "We're a nation of cowards, when it comes to race." Meaning, you whiteys.


--- Barry's wingman, Eric Holder


Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 12, 2019 04:25 PM (ptqGC)

91 The psycho-left is cynically trying to piss off the white majority so badly that minorities who are NOT on the Leftist Flavor-Aid will be squeezed out regardless.

Posted by: Allie at December 12, 2019 04:25 PM (sm6Pk)

92 76 Simple solution if you are white or Jewish.

Fuck 'em. Close down. Go somewhere else that is more business friendly.

If that neighborhood starves due to a lack of stores, again, fuck 'em.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2019 04:21 PM (BN/jk)


As the city improved from the 70s and 80s into the Giuliani era up to today, almost everywhere in NYC became insanely expensive. You either had to be a foreigner with loads of cash or a welfare case to live here. I know of young folks who rent single room apartments and split it 4 ways.

So, that is how former shithole neighborhoods get gentrified. People move a few blocks in and within a few years, it gets better and better and the process repeats until places you'd never in your life ever dare set foot into are suddenly hipster heaven and insanely expensive. Like Williamsburg, Bushwick and even now parts of Bed-Stuy.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2019 04:25 PM (zBaqJ)

93 47
I blame global warming for this.

Posted by: I Have Questions at December 12, 2019 04:15 PM (BvNzB)

How DARE you??

Posted by: Greta Dumbberg at December 12, 2019 04:25 PM (ufFY8)

94 OK that video if fvcking disturbing.


Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 12, 2019 04:14 PM (JUOKG)

===
I sometimes catch shit here and other places for telling the simple truth of that video. That is more the norm than not, by a lot. I grew up in an almost evenly mixed white/black/mexican neighborhood. I know first hand of what I say. I keep my mouth shut because so many whites are shamed into thinking otherwise.
SAD!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at December 12, 2019 04:25 PM (pw+jk)

95 Jewish Dems (which is most Jews in America) not only support but frequently instigate things like the 1619 project. And then try to insist that Farrakhan is lying about the Secret Relationship between the blacks and the Jews. (He is, but the truth is never an essential component for demagogy.)

New York Jews are being caught in the fires they enthusiastically fanned.

Posted by: trev006 at December 12, 2019 04:26 PM (wub5I)

96 83 Dear Jews: Want to survive in this country? Stop voting for Democrats, you big dummies!

That is all.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 12, 2019 04:22 PM (k4dH2)


One day, we'll all be big dhimmis, but that's another story... yet related.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2019 04:26 PM (zBaqJ)

97 "Interlopers". Funny, I thought that was another way of saying "Diversity". Which is supposed to be the be-all, end-all of progressivism.

Silly me, taking liberals at their word.

Posted by: Darth Randall at December 12, 2019 04:26 PM (/Njku)

98 Those tensions simply did not exist or manifest themselves in the south or the west, at least from what I saw.
Posted by: No One Ever at December 12, 2019 04:21 PM (1CjJc)


My understanding is that some elements of the Orthodox community have had, at least in the past, a combative relationship with their neighbors in communities where they settle.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 12, 2019 04:26 PM (wCmLp)

99 I see a Bodega desert occurring in that neighborhood.

In my old neighborhood in Houston our local Randall's grocery store closed and the reason cited was they couldn't afford the theft impact.

No longer the town I grew up in for sure.

Posted by: DanMan at December 12, 2019 04:26 PM (XTiHL)

100 mooch obama. how does she do it all?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 12, 2019 04:24 PM (KP5rU)


She promised Jenna Bush Hager (gag) in an interview from Vietnam, that she and Barry will "always be involved in politics."

In other words, they will never STHU. Ever.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 12, 2019 04:26 PM (ptqGC)

101 As the city improved from the 70s and 80s into the Giuliani era up to today, almost everywhere in NYC became insanely expensive. You either had to be a foreigner with loads of cash or a welfare case to live here. I know of young folks who rent single room apartments and split it 4 ways.

So, that is how former shithole neighborhoods get gentrified. People move a few blocks in and within a few years, it gets better and better and the process repeats until places you'd never in your life ever dare set foot into are suddenly hipster heaven and insanely expensive. Like Williamsburg, Bushwick and even now parts of Bed-Stuy.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2019 04:25 PM (zBaqJ)

There's something screwy about urban economics.

Posted by: Someguy at December 12, 2019 04:27 PM (7nTlT)

102
Simply go settings, streets to avoid. Enter MLK Blvd. You're all set .
Happy Motoring!
Posted by: Today's Motoring Tips! at December 12, 2019 04:20 PM (I3U8v)

You may want to avoid Malcom X Blvd. as well.
Posted by: Surfperch at December 12, 2019 04:22 PM (tVQUs)





Fastest way to find Skid Row in any city on the west coast is to punch in "Cesar Chavez Blvd" on your smart phone.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 12, 2019 04:27 PM (kw0bd)

103 mooch obama. how does she do it all?
Posted by: chavez the hugo


Well, she's a guy...

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2019 04:28 PM (BN/jk)

104 and Zombie Sammy Davis, Jr. weeps.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 12, 2019 04:28 PM (q1Pj5)

105 Can anyone from NJ comment on this no-knock thing? I looked at the law and a news article and it seems to be specifically aimed at travelling salesmen/peddlers and people wanting to buy houses. The news story I saw (from 2017) almost flat out says people were getting pissed because 'real estate investors' were aggressively and constantly pushing them to sell their homes.

Posted by: Vanya at December 12, 2019 04:29 PM (U7voe)

106 Did a comment just disappear? Did I imagine it?

Posted by: tubal at December 12, 2019 04:29 PM (90T4r)

107 She promised Jenna Bush Hager (gag) in an interview from Vietnam, that she and Barry will "always be involved in politics."

In other words, they will never STHU. Ever.

Posted by: Jane D'oh


Barr and Dunham could shut them up. Will they?
No.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2019 04:29 PM (BN/jk)

108 So, vacationing in Hawaii not a good plan for whitey?

Posted by: tubal at December 12, 2019 04:18 PM (90T4r)




I think that if you stay in known tourist ghettos (see what I did there?) I suspect that you're generally okay.



Being a pasty white Navy brat going to Ilima Junior High School in Ewa Beach in the mid-70s however...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 12, 2019 04:24 PM (kw0bd)


Yeah, depends on which island/area. I have a friend who's lived on Maui for decades in the up country, and he'll be the first to tell you they'll happily run over the entire haole family riding bikes in their giant rusted-out pick ups. He's had plenty of close calls. I've seen the welfare druggies going after whitey in some parks. There used to be tons of youtube videos, but they've probably been pulled down.

Posted by: clutch cargo at December 12, 2019 04:30 PM (Z1ykJ)

109 100: we are so lucky to have the both of them as a moral compass. there is still hope.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 12, 2019 04:30 PM (KP5rU)

110 101
There's something screwy about urban economics.
Posted by: Someguy at December 12, 2019 04:27 PM (7nTlT)


It's actually simple market economics, really. The other thing is Manhattan is an island and everyone wants to come here for work or whatever. Real estate is a scarce resource here so you carve out places where you can and inevitably tensions flare up.

That said, this is across the river in Jersey City but even still, old blue collar or poor places like there and Hoboken have been gentrified over the years and caused a lot of friction. Not just black and white but the yuppies and the old time blue collar Italian lower middle class and working poor

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2019 04:30 PM (zBaqJ)

111 If those pesky Joos would just give up that weather machine.

Posted by: The Wall Street Urinal at December 12, 2019 04:30 PM (vtcmf)

112 111 If those pesky Joos would just give up that weather machine.
Posted by: The Wall Street Urinal at December 12, 2019 04:30 PM (vtcmf)


You mean, they mean "give up living."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2019 04:31 PM (zBaqJ)

113 I'm having a hard time squaring Ace having a girlfriend in 1995 with Ace being 29 years old.

Time machine, or molesting babysitter?

Posted by: Ted K. at December 12, 2019 04:31 PM (FJYfm)

114 osted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2019 04:25 PM (zBaqJ)

There's something screwy about urban economics.
Posted by: Someguy at December 12, 2019 04:27 PM (7nTlT)

Especially in 'rent control' cities. Landlords have to allow for 'locked in rates' when they set rates for new tenants.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at December 12, 2019 04:31 PM (eASYU)

115 According to a young Jewish lib I know, this is a gun control issue

Posted by: VMom's phone (aka VM's phone) at December 12, 2019 04:31 PM (l+MWU)

116 Jews are the only people you can still publicly criticize and, dare I say, hate.

Posted by: steve walsh at December 12, 2019 04:31 PM (ibtv7)

117 New York Jews are being caught in the fires they enthusiastically fanned.
Posted by: trev006 at December 12, 2019 04:26 PM (wub5I)

------------------------------------------------

When the first state bans circumcision, who will speak for the Jews?

Not the Christians. We're too busy convincing our kids not to cut off their dicks.

Posted by: Oschisms at December 12, 2019 04:31 PM (/U3h1)

118 She promised Jenna Bush Hager (gag) in an interview from Vietnam, that she and Barry will "always be involved in politics."

In other words, they will never STHU. Ever.

--------------

In other words, we have to work - and we have no other skill set.

That $15 million home isn't going to pay for itself - not if we want to upgrade.

Posted by: SH at December 12, 2019 04:31 PM (sX1BW)

119 I would like to announce that Mannheim Steamroller is some awesome Christmas music

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 12, 2019 04:32 PM (myjNJ)

120 Great. Going to Kauai for a week in May. Sounds like a lot less fun than I had hoped for.

Posted by: tubal at December 12, 2019 04:32 PM (90T4r)

121 You mean, they mean "give up living."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2019 04:31 PM (zBaqJ)
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I'd be happy with the end to shape-changing, really.

It's so confusing.

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 04:32 PM (YOhRS)

122
This really needs to be called out.
Posted by: Darrell Harris


It won't be. The Dems have hitched their political wagon to identity politics. And the GOPe is to busy accommodating their their march through the institutions.

Oh, sure. The GOPe will put on a dour expression and waggle their fingers but that will be the extent of their response to the neo-marxists. Protecting UniParty DC is the top and sole priority.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 12, 2019 04:33 PM (GPz65)

123 117 When the first state bans circumcision, who will speak for the Jews?

Posted by: Oschisms at December 12, 2019 04:31 PM (/U3h1)

Not Andrew Yang.

Posted by: Allie at December 12, 2019 04:33 PM (sm6Pk)

124 Fastest way to find Skid Row in any city on the west coast is to punch in "Cesar Chavez Blvd" on your smart phone.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur


Cesar Chavez? Wasn't he in the Navy?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at December 12, 2019 04:33 PM (vcOmj)

Who Is Case Agent 1?



From that report, written back in May by Mollie Hemingway with additional reporting by Sean Davis, partly restating a New York Times report that grudgingly admitted: spies were deployed against Trump's campaign and administration.


Following months of angry claims by journalists and Democratic operatives that the Obama administration never spied on Donald Trump's 2016 presidential campaign, The New York Times admitted Thursday that multiple overseas intelligence assets were deployed against associates of the Republican nominee. It is not the first time the Times has revealed widespread spying operations against the campaign....

Halper was handpicked by a seasoned FBI counterintelligence agent out of the New York office, according to the article. While the Times does not identify the agent by name, the paper says the FBI agent spoke at a conference organized by Halper about a 2010 case involving Russians posing as Americans. The public schedule for a 2011 conference hosted by Halper about the exact same case shows that three FBI counterintelligence agents were invited to speak on the topic.

The three agents publicly identified as speaking at that conference on the topic are George J. Ennis, Jr., Alan E. Kohler, Jr., and Stephen M. Somma. Ennis currently serves as the special agent in charge in the FBI's New York office, according to his LinkedIn profile, and worked closely with Preet Bharara, former U.S. attorney for the Southern District of New York, a virulent anti-Trump activist whom the president fired in 2017.

The public schedule for a 2014 conference led by Halper shows that Kohler also spoke to the same group about the same Russian case on May 9, 2014....


Real estate records show Kohler relocated to the Washington, D.C. area from Norfolk in July of 2017, shortly after special counsel Robert Mueller was appointed to investigate alleged connections between the Trump campaign and the Russian government. When asked whether Kohler had been transferred to the FBI's Washington field office, an FBI representative for that office directed the questions to the FBI headquarters in D.C. The FBI refused to comment when asked whether Kohler had been detailed to work on Mueller’s investigation of Trump or whether he was the agent responsible for deploying Halper against the Trump campaign in 2016.

I know it can't be Alan Kohler, because the FBI just gave him a huge promotion in September, and the FBI surely wouldn't promote a dirty, corrupt cop who deliberately withholds exculpatory information to frame an innocent American citizen.

Plus, when would he have had the opportunity?

He probably didn't even know Stefan Halper or Richard Dearlove (the London end of the conspiracy). Case closed!

INTELLIGENCE SEMINAR
EASTER TERM 2014 PROGRAMME

Welcome or welcome back! As in previous terms, the Seminar will provide a
forum for distinguished visiting speakers, the innovative intelligence research
in progress in Cambridge, and discussion. There is usually time in the latter
part of each Seminar for members, if they wish, to mention newly-declassified
documents in the archives and other recent discoveries.

...

The Seminar acknowledges with gratitude financial support from the Mellon
and Trevelyan Funds.

Chris Andrew (cma1001@gmail.com), Peter Martland
(spm14@cam.ac.uk), Stef Halper (hrbsh@aol.com), Sir Richard Dearlove
(Eileen.green@pem.ac.uk), Dan Larsen (drl37@cam.ac.uk) and
Bill Foster (whf21@cam.ac.uk)

...

5-30 pm Friday 9 May

Alan Kohler the FBI representative at the United States Embassy in London will talk about the challenges of modern counter espionage: including the case of Anna Chapman and other Russian illegals.

Well, okay, I guess that's a little suggestive.

But, it's not like this conference that Dearlove, Halper, and Kohler all attended also included Svetlana Lokova, the woman that Halper positioned to act as the Incriminating Russian when he contrived allegations against Flynn.

Date to be announced [Please note time & Whitehall location]
11 am (coffee) for 11-30 to 3-30 pm: joint meeting (including lunch) with
British Study Group on Intelligence at the Royal United Services
Institute, Whitehall (not far from the MOD).

The presentations will cover recent research by Cambridge PhD student
Sventlana Lokova
entitled 'Stalin and his secret Ohkrana files' and Dr Mike
Goodman will talk about his forthcoming history of the Joint Intelligence
Committee. Further details to be circulated.

Whoops. Well, okay, but...

Look, I just know that Christopher Wray told me that despite all the incredible corruption in the FBI, the FBI was still straight as an arrow and not in need of any reform, and I believe him, because if you can't trust a bureaucrat orchestrating a massive cover-up, who can you trust?

But seriously, I don't know who it is. But the universe of people it is likely to be is fairly small. The IG Report tagged him as one of Stefan Halper's handlers.

Ever posts some reason to doubt that Kohler is Case Agent 1: He says the IG report says Case Agent 1 was promoted to SSA in March 2017, but, that, per his understanding, Kohler was already an SSA at this time:

151 Ace, the IG Report states that Case Agent 1 was promoted to SSA in March 2017. Not sure how that works w Kohler bc I had read he already had the Supervisory SA distinction.

Posted by: Ever

Okay, maybe not him. How many handlers could Stefan Halper have?

It could be that Kohler was one of Halper's handlers, but not the corrupt Case Agent 1.

In which case -- who?


BTW, a new nugget we just discovered is that Halper was fired for cause in 2011. How he got back into this mix, we don't know.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 03:01 PM




Comments

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1 Guess I'm first.

Posted by: Correcting Guy at December 12, 2019 03:02 PM (YOhRS)

2 second?

Posted by: Steve #2 at December 12, 2019 03:03 PM (LSJmV)

3 rd

Posted by: Priapism at December 12, 2019 03:03 PM (2cfUo)

4 Why the fuck is the name being withheld? There should be no need for speculation about who this turd is.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 12, 2019 03:04 PM (sWM8x)

5 A key FBI asset uses AOL for email.

Top. Men.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 12, 2019 03:04 PM (iw59Q)

6 th

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 12, 2019 03:05 PM (BqBId)

7 hang him

Posted by: the girl who says.... at December 12, 2019 03:05 PM (sI15f)

8 Burn to ground.

Scatter ashes.

Start over.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 12, 2019 03:05 PM (Y4EXg)

9 If my kid was kidnapped, I'd probably just pay the ransom. If I call the FBI, my kid dies, and I wind up in prison on unrelated charges. Because I'm not a member of their class.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 12, 2019 03:05 PM (I99aF)

10 Why you asking me, I come here hoping someone else knows this stuff.

Posted by: JROD at December 12, 2019 03:05 PM (ZsEG/)

11 i was promised nood. i see no boobs or anything but fucking words. scam.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 12, 2019 03:05 PM (KP5rU)

12 The Praetorian Guard is still manning the gates, the question is, have we finally crossed the Rubicon?

Posted by: Don Q at December 12, 2019 03:05 PM (NgKpN)

13 Best guess

Jeff Sessions

Posted by: REDACTED at December 12, 2019 03:05 PM (rpxSz)

14 Isn't it great how CBS launched an FBI series into this. Now with spinoffs.

Posted by: DaveA at December 12, 2019 03:05 PM (FhXTo)

15 you know, the week so far has been better than we hoped, Horowitz did not deliver a whitewash but just a lot of facts that he gave the slightest benefit of the doubt to just the initation of crossfire, not the conduct after that. Maybe Huber or Barr or whatever is going to go nuts with this.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 12, 2019 03:05 PM (FEQY4)

16 This has to end Obama's life.

Posted by: the girl who says.... at December 12, 2019 03:05 PM (sI15f)

17 Let's remember Comey was farming these political cases out to the 7th floor-quite out of tradition with the FIB.

They'll try to sell you "low level", but you don't sit on the 7th floor by being "low level".

Just because you weren't Comey or McCabe or Priestap doesn't mean "low level".

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 03:06 PM (YOhRS)

18 Wray has to go.Preferably up the river.

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2019 03:06 PM (KNsKs)

19 Now I have that Secret Agent Man song stuck in my head.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at December 12, 2019 03:06 PM (nNEcr)

20 11 i was promised nood. i see no boobs or anything but fucking words. scam.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 12, 2019 03:05 PM (KP5rU)

I think they said snood

Posted by: REDACTED at December 12, 2019 03:06 PM (rpxSz)

21 Somebody should dick punch Christopher Wrays wife.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 12, 2019 03:06 PM (VpIIl)

22 Does it matter if we know his name? Nothing will happen to him even if we do. Not to be too cynical, but I don't hold out much hope for anyone being held accountable.

Posted by: squeakywheel at December 12, 2019 03:06 PM (BOrKO)

23 13 Best guess

Jeff Sessions

===

shhhh...that's enough for him to recuse himself from all further human contact. sacred honor, you know.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 12, 2019 03:06 PM (FEQY4)

24 If this piece of shit didn't do anything wrong, why can't we know who he is?

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 12, 2019 03:06 PM (5L347)

25 How long before the a Time Magazine cover story:

We Are All Case Agent 1

Posted by: ... at December 12, 2019 03:06 PM (exniL)

26 4 Why the fuck is the name being withheld? There should be no need for speculation about who this turd is.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 12, 2019 03:04 PM (sWM8x

THIS X 1000.

This guy, and the whistleblowjobber both work for US.

And we, the electorate, can't know who the hell they are?

Posted by: Don Q at December 12, 2019 03:07 PM (NgKpN)

27 Maybe Wray needs Horowitz to write his report in crayon and add more pictures.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 12, 2019 03:07 PM (VpIIl)

28 Best Guess: Joe Biden. He is just really, really good at playing the idiot.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at December 12, 2019 03:07 PM (JRaU+)

29 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 12, 2019 03:07 PM (q80AH)

30 I don't even know enough to make a wild ass guess.

I am unworthy of my moronicity.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 12, 2019 03:07 PM (hLRSq)

31 Flush the Kohler guy out!

Posted by: jsg at December 12, 2019 03:07 PM (xfPFu)

32 Does it matter if we know his name? Nothing will happen to him even if we do. Not to be too cynical, but I don't hold out much hope for anyone being held accountable.
Posted by: squeakywheel at December 12, 2019 03:06 PM (BOrKO)

It would be good for when That Time comes.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 12, 2019 03:07 PM (5L347)

33 The question should be: Who will they tell us it is, so that person can be thrown under the bus without upsetting the status quo?

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 12, 2019 03:08 PM (LOq4H)

34 Right now, I'm saying there is *NO WAY* that a "low level" person could have orchestrated the misuse of intelligence assets so that their names--including *Page*'s own, where desired--could be redacted as "sources and methods".

Fuck you, Deep State. Bullshit.

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 03:08 PM (YOhRS)

35 BTW this is what these treasonous mongoloid shitstains do when they DON'T have a friendly White House and DOJ. I can't even imagine the shit they get up to when they do. I don't want to think about it.

Posted by: ... at December 12, 2019 03:08 PM (FLkk2)

36 .......never mind, I figured it out. It's the Case Agent that comes before Case Agent 2.

Posted by: JROD at December 12, 2019 03:09 PM (ZsEG/)

37 34 Right now, I'm saying there is *NO WAY* that a "low level" person could have orchestrated the misuse of intelligence assets so that their names--including *Page*'s own, where desired--could be redacted as "sources and methods".

Fuck you, Deep State. Bullshit.
Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 03:08 PM (YOhRS)

And we KNOW the IC IG was in on the plot to impeach the President.

And they still somehow have a JOB?

Posted by: Don Q at December 12, 2019 03:09 PM (NgKpN)

38 i would rather read about vespa catastrophe's or collapsing shelves. this sucks. no noods or boobs. sad.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 12, 2019 03:09 PM (KP5rU)

39 No doubt they ran wild during 8 years of Obama.What a disastrous shitstain that guy was.

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2019 03:09 PM (KNsKs)

40 Again I say, Christopher Wray should have been in front of the Graham's committee today.

Posted by: lowandslow at December 12, 2019 03:10 PM (4thlk)

41 You ask for miracles? I give you the F.B.I.

Posted by: Hans Gruber at December 12, 2019 03:10 PM (+oR7L)

42 Halper: I can get shit on Drumpf.

That is precisely how he "got back into the mix".

Posted by: DocJ at December 12, 2019 03:10 PM (77WPm)

43 When does Wray get fired?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2019 03:10 PM (dNzKv)

44 They keep saying they have the power to determine what impeachment is and means

that's BS

Trump should take this to the SCOTUS

to indict knowing they can't convict is malpractice

Posted by: REDACTED at December 12, 2019 03:11 PM (rpxSz)

45 I believe this agent is commonly known as Special Agent Soon to be Dearly Departed.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 12, 2019 03:11 PM (myjNJ)

46 Composite character.

Posted by: ... at December 12, 2019 03:11 PM (kku4k)

47 If Wray gets fired the Dems will add another count to their coup impeachment.

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2019 03:12 PM (KNsKs)

48 No doubt they ran wild during 8 years of Obama.What a disastrous shitstain that guy was.

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2019 03:09 PM

I was assured that we had "nothing to fear" from eight years of an America-hating President. By none other than THE unimpeachable John "build the dang fence" McCain. How could all of this have happened?

/

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 12, 2019 03:12 PM (I99aF)

49 According to the latest Lefty Lie Points, Barr lied when he said the FBI spied on Trump (and now the NYT is ly-ing!) because the Horowitz report says no spies were placed IN the Trump White House.

Get that, "spying on" is totally not the same as "spies in"

The first was totally legal cause it's just like walking by and popping your head over the fence
The second was totally legal because OrangeManBad

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at December 12, 2019 03:12 PM (vPKfA)

50
Burn to ground.



Scatter ashes.



Start over.
Salt the ground it was built on.

Posted by: Grannymimi at December 12, 2019 03:12 PM (u5LFV)

51 The reason the agent is not identified is not due to pending litigation, but because people would get the wrong idea when they heard that he got promoted for illegal activities.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 12, 2019 03:12 PM (YslsA)

52 Transfer the crime lab to the US Marshals and burn the rest of the FBI to the fucking ground, then nuke it from space just to make sure.

Posted by: DocJ at December 12, 2019 03:13 PM (77WPm)

53 If Wray gets fired the Dems will add another count to their coup impeachment.

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2019 03:12 PM

More swing votes for Trump.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 12, 2019 03:13 PM (I99aF)

54 Not only do I not know who it is, I haven't the faintest idea. So I am going to clean my house and bake cookies. Because someone has to.

Posted by: bluebell at December 12, 2019 03:13 PM (/669Q)

55 Case Agent 1 didn't kill himself!

You heard it here first.

Posted by: Roland THTG at December 12, 2019 03:13 PM (88+cf)

56 "14 Isn't it great how CBS launched an FBI series into this. Now with spinoffs."

During the Waco standoff, NBC rushed production and release of a dramamentary about David Koresh, "In The Line of Duty: Ambush at Waco." It contained all the requisite slurs: pedo, religious nut, gun nut, yadda, yadda and was completed and aired in less than 72 days. We've been in a fucking police state at least since that time, which was '93.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 12, 2019 03:13 PM (iw59Q)

57 After the election

Trump needs to sting Wray

Posted by: REDACTED at December 12, 2019 03:13 PM (rpxSz)

58 They keep saying they have the power to determine what impeachment is and means

that's BS

Trump should take this to the SCOTUS

to indict knowing they can't convict is malpractice
Posted by: REDACTED



I kept saying they need crimes. The Constitution calls for crimes.

Everyone here kept telling me it's political, not criminal. Even though it specifically says "high crimes & misdemeanors".

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2019 03:13 PM (BN/jk)

59 54; thread winner!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 12, 2019 03:13 PM (KP5rU)

60 see the update, wow, that May article by Hemingway (with Davis). Big!

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 03:13 PM (PbpT7)

61 Nixon should have Al Jolsoned it up.

Posted by: x at December 12, 2019 03:14 PM (nFwvY)

62 I'm surprised they didn't name him Case Agent 578. But odds are they don't want you to have any idea how many Case Agents their were.

Posted by: ... at December 12, 2019 03:14 PM (0U5IE)

63 Hey, why don't we make wuzzername, ya know, Flynn's new attorney, head of the FBI? Sidney Powell!

Give her a whip and let her cleanse the Bureau.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at December 12, 2019 03:14 PM (EnQC8)

64 52 Transfer the crime lab to the US Marshals and burn the rest of the FBI to the fucking ground, then nuke it from space just to make sure.
Posted by: DocJ at December 12, 2019 03:13 PM (77WPm)

seconded

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at December 12, 2019 03:14 PM (G546f)

65 Trump said, "We caught them all." Which means he knows who Case Agent 1 is.

Trump's letting him sweat.

Personally, I'd rather see him on the rack but that's because I'm a mean person.

Posted by: Just Lily at December 12, 2019 03:14 PM (f2W/p)

66 And another thing about "low level". Even if Comey conceived a massive plot against the Presidency, *WHO* is going to be carrying it out?

Paper pushers?! No. Footmen.

That's like saying that the American infantry went to war with something.

I'm not saying that the bigwigs concocted everything. I'm just saying that the finding of "unmotivated" misdeeds of lower-level employees is not inconsistent with treachery at the highest levels.

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 03:14 PM (YOhRS)

67 BTW, a new nugget we just discovered is that Halper was fired for cause in 2011. How he got back into this mix, we don't know.

prolly Obama's wingman is involved

Posted by: DanMan at December 12, 2019 03:14 PM (XTiHL)

68 Thank you, chavez. You may have the first dozen cookies.

Posted by: bluebell at December 12, 2019 03:14 PM (/669Q)

69 >>>43 When does Wray get fired?


I have hopes. Strategically, it's best to do it after the election, I think.

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 03:14 PM (PbpT7)

70 This is just like Valarie Plame all over again!
Republican traitors putting the lives of patriotic Americans at risk!!!

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at December 12, 2019 03:14 PM (vPKfA)

71 Reading about how all these people move in each other's circles all the time never fails to make me feel dirty. It's bureaucratic, interdepartmental incest.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at December 12, 2019 03:15 PM (rP4OC)

72 I think we, as good Americans, should send them all flowers, a coupon for a free lunch and a "Thank You" card.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 12, 2019 03:15 PM (d7Ww2)

73 "52 Transfer the crime lab to the US Marshals and burn the rest of the FBI to the fucking ground, then nuke it from space just to make sure."

CODIS is worth saving, too, but shouldn't be entrusted to the Keystone Coup folks.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 12, 2019 03:15 PM (iw59Q)

74 68: thanks, bluebell. love cookies.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 12, 2019 03:15 PM (KP5rU)

75 C'mon people, we should be thanking him for his service.

Posted by: wth at December 12, 2019 03:15 PM (HgMAr)

76 The FBI has been a colossal clusterfu*k forever. Keystone cops with immunity.

Posted by: portlandon at December 12, 2019 03:15 PM (+oR7L)

77 Well, I hope all this talk about mistakes doesn't hurt Kohler's 90 days per year of personal time off.

Posted by: jwest at December 12, 2019 03:16 PM (U6f/q)

78 and the FBI surely wouldn't promote a dirty, corrupt cop who deliberately withholds exculpatory information to frame an innocent American citizen.

No way would a FBI department ever never do anything like that.

Posted by: Skip at December 12, 2019 03:16 PM (ZCEU2)

79 If we don't keep these corrupt fucks in their phoney baloney jobs, how will they get the training that Wray just mandated?

Posted by: blaster at December 12, 2019 03:16 PM (9VeU0)

80 65 Trump said, "We caught them all." Which means he knows who Case Agent 1 is.

IF you believe, Q said "We have it all."

Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 12, 2019 03:17 PM (48RE5)

81 OT: there's a massive fire on Russia's only aircraft carrier. Whoops.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 12, 2019 03:17 PM (ZGrMX)

82  If my kid was kidnapped, I'd probably just pay the ransom. If I call the FBI, my kid dies, and I wind up in prison on unrelated charges. Because I'm not a member of their class.
----
And if you call the local PD, they'll shoot your kid and four or five bystanders while using you as a human shield.
And bill you for the ammo

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at December 12, 2019 03:17 PM (vPKfA)

83 that's BS

Trump should take this to the SCOTUS

to indict knowing they can't convict is malpractice
Posted by: REDACTED

---
It's immaterial anyway. Read the Federalists, the House vote is a CHECK on the Senate's power to remove by 2/3rds vote. (Because the President + 2/3rd of the Senate can already screw up plenty by treaties.)

This is a pointless high school show. Again the media all will keep anyone from knowing that *nothing* is entrusted to the House except to CHECK the Senate in *removal*.

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 03:17 PM (YOhRS)

84 we talk about this shit every fucking day. same shit, different day.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 12, 2019 03:17 PM (KP5rU)

85 I have hopes. Strategically, it's best to do it after the election, I think.

Posted by: ace

===

I'm thinking once senate trial gives trump the expected, duh, win...all bets are off.

if the house vote fails, then same thing.

At that point, trump could pardon Manson on 5th avenue and any complaints from the media/congress is just noise. redundant, stupid, annoying noise.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 12, 2019 03:18 PM (FEQY4)

86 what is the difference between the fbi and the stasi?

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at December 12, 2019 03:18 PM (G546f)

87 Well according to Horowitz, he thinks that document falsifier Clinesmith is still employed as an FBI agent,...

So nothing much surprises me any more.

Supposition: Kate Upton is a lesbian, and Verlander is her beard.

Gnu Response #1 : Sigh.
Gnu Response #2 : I'd still hit it.

Gnu Response #3 : I'm not surprised.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 12, 2019 03:18 PM (Z4rgH)

88 and the FBI surely wouldn't promote a dirty, corrupt cop who deliberately withholds exculpatory information to frame an innocent American citizen.

Apparently he hasn't yet reached his level of incompetence.

Posted by: DocJ at December 12, 2019 03:18 PM (77WPm)

89 I kept saying they need crimes. The Constitution calls for crimes.

Everyone here kept telling me it's political, not criminal. Even though it specifically says "high crimes & misdemeanors".

---------------

My opinion - they don't need crimes, it is 100% political. That being said, crimes makes the political possible. Without crimes, it is difficult for the politics to follow. Even with crimes, the politics may not follow.

Should Trump take this to the Court? Again, my opinion is that the Court should but out. But going to the Court may be good politics - for Trump.

The Court backs you - helps your political case with the "independents" (if any exist).

The Court goes against you - helps your political case with the base.

The Court stays out of it (as they should) - that too probably helps you with your base.

Its all politics at this point. It is good politics to say there is no crime and to use that angle.

Posted by: SH at December 12, 2019 03:18 PM (sX1BW)

90 Kohler would be perfect in this Comedy of Errors, since he appeared to be on the Special Counsel in 2017, but what about the comment in the IG Report that said Case Agent 1 was promoted after the FISA? Wasn't Kohler already a SSA?

Posted by: Ever at December 12, 2019 03:18 PM (R0z7P)

91 Yeah, so what if we know his name?

Lois Lerner says, "Hi"

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at December 12, 2019 03:18 PM (vPKfA)

92 BTW, a new nugget we just discovered is that Halper was fired for cause in 2011. How he got back into this mix, we don't know.

Wasn't he fired for "cause" he was addicted to cocaine?

Posted by: blaster at December 12, 2019 03:18 PM (9VeU0)

93 >>>At that point, trump could pardon Manson on 5th avenue and any complaints from the media/congress is just noise. redundant, stupid, annoying noise.


I disagree. The public has an aversion to what the media would called "chaos" and normal people would call "change." I think it's best to do it after the election has been won.

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 03:18 PM (PbpT7)

94 86 what is the difference between the fbi and the stasi?

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at December 12, 2019 03:18 PM (G546f)

One is an acronym, the other an abbreviation.

Posted by: Someguy at December 12, 2019 03:19 PM (7nTlT)

95 Why does Dearlove have a ladies' name as an email address?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 12, 2019 03:19 PM (E+OcO)

96 Take the current political situation

Used Cars as a documentary

Posted by: REDACTED at December 12, 2019 03:19 PM (rpxSz)

97 81 OT: there's a massive fire on Russia's only aircraft carrier. Whoops.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 12, 2019 03:17 PM (ZGrMX)

I was no where near that aircraft carrier, so don't look at me.

Posted by: jwest at December 12, 2019 03:19 PM (U6f/q)

98 >>>90 Kohler would be perfect in this Comedy of Errors, since he appeared to be on the Special Counsel in 2017, but what about the comment in the IG Report that said Case Agent 1 was promoted after the FISA? Wasn't Kohler already a SSA?

Someone told me SSA 1 and Case Agent 1 are different people. This someone guessed that SSA 1 is Pietka.

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 03:19 PM (PbpT7)

99 71 Reading about how all these people move in each other's circles all the time never fails to make me feel dirty. It's bureaucratic, interdepartmental incest.
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at December 12, 2019 03:15 PM (rP4OC)

I was gonna ask how dirty but you're married now, and preggers, and it just feels soooo wrong.

Posted by: ... at December 12, 2019 03:19 PM (ZL1fr)

100 86 what is the difference between the fbi and the stasi?
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at December 12, 2019 03:18 PM (G546f)


The Stassi were competent.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at December 12, 2019 03:19 PM (kUmUV)

101 we're all speculating on the senate trial. Graham is making noises that there's going to be no witness...at least no fact witnesses, one week and done.

Dershowitz said they should just file a motion to dismiss since no crimes are actually being alleged in the AoI anyway...which would be fucking humiliating.

these libs don't understand their vote is going down in history.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 12, 2019 03:20 PM (FEQY4)

102 Follow the Ham and Egg Trail.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 03:20 PM (2su/3)

103 "66 And another thing about "low level". Even if Comey conceived a massive plot against the Presidency, *WHO* is going to be carrying it out?

Paper pushers?! No. Footmen.

That's like saying that the American infantry went to war with something.

I'm not saying that the bigwigs concocted everything. I'm just saying that the finding of "unmotivated" misdeeds of lower-level employees is not inconsistent with treachery at the highest levels."

Remember all those folks trading tips and "confirming" anything in exchange for sporting tickets? Those were for the most part ALL FBI field agents.

"69 >>>43 When does Wray get fired?


I have hopes. Strategically, it's best to do it after the election, I think. "

Yep. January 2021 needs to be remembered as The Month of the Long Knives.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 12, 2019 03:20 PM (iw59Q)

104 So, shouldn't we start hearing returns from the UK soon?

Posted by: DocJ at December 12, 2019 03:20 PM (77WPm)

105 what is the difference between the fbi and the stasi?

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at December 12, 2019 03:18 PM (G546f)
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The Stasi did what it was intended to do. It wasn't "Oh, you were kidnapped and tortured by *low level* employees only".

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 03:20 PM (YOhRS)

106 unless I'm misunderstanding what an SSA is or which SSA we're concerend with here. in which case, please put me some information.

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 03:20 PM (PbpT7)

107 The public has an aversion to what the media would called "chaos" and normal people would call "change." I think it's best to do it after the election has been won.

Co-signed. Trump's managed to pull off a surprising amount of "chaos" under cover of the media obsessing over stupid trivia (eliminating 600 positions at the Department of Education, moving several federal agencies out of DC, eliminating Federal regulations at an 8:1 ratio to new ones added). But the good stuff needs to happen after he's re-elected.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 12, 2019 03:20 PM (ZGrMX)

108 I'm indestructible! I'm like a bureaucratic cockroach! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by: Case Agent 1 at December 12, 2019 03:20 PM (RD7QR)

109 91 Yeah, so what if we know his name?

Lois Lerner says, "Hi"

Eric Ciamarella (waves)!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 12, 2019 03:20 PM (U7qMl)

110 we're all speculating on the senate trial. Graham is making noises that there's going to be no witness...at least no fact witnesses, one week and done.


---------------

For Trump, heads he wins. Tails he wins. Don't even flip the coin - he wins.

Posted by: SH at December 12, 2019 03:21 PM (sX1BW)

111 At that point, trump could pardon Manson on 5th avenue and any complaints from the media/congress is just noise. redundant, stupid, annoying noise.
Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 12, 2019 03:18 PM (FEQY4)

Manson would be the most surprised of all, what with all the clawing at his coffin.

Posted by: ... at December 12, 2019 03:21 PM (ZL1fr)

112 >>OT: there's a massive fire on Russia's only aircraft carrier. Whoops.


Doesn't it run on Coal?

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 03:21 PM (2su/3)

113 11 i was promised nood. i see no boobs or anything but fucking words. scam.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 12, 2019 03:05 PM (KP5rU)

Hot. Nood. Feds.

Posted by: Case Agent 1 at December 12, 2019 03:21 PM (RD7QR)

114 Deer love?

But, in this day and age, who am I to judge?

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 03:21 PM (YOhRS)

115 86
what is the difference between the fbi and the stasi?

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at December 12, 2019 03:18 PM (G546f)

The press did not say anything out of fear of the stasi. The press is a co-conspirator of the FBI.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 12, 2019 03:22 PM (1CjJc)

116 One question we should be asking is "Why was Halper being used despite being busted for possession of Crack Cocaine in 1994?"

Posted by: Spiff the Spaceman at December 12, 2019 03:22 PM (+tUWj)

117 Kohler

Kind of fitting that he's named after a toilet.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 12, 2019 03:22 PM (U7qMl)

118 Good work, Ace.
None of this matters unless several people go to jail and Obama is tarnished forever.

Posted by: Fightin Joe at December 12, 2019 03:22 PM (W+TLY)

119 No doubt we are going to learn that Case Agent #1 is a member of one of more of the "unfireable" classes who is a known incompetent with a visceral hatred of Trump.

But nothing will be done, even after the name is revealed, because "protected class".

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at December 12, 2019 03:22 PM (SRRAx)

120 But the good stuff needs to happen after he's re-elected.

--------------

As I've said, the major arrests (should they happen) will likely occur in his second term.

* Yes, you run the risk of no second term.

Posted by: SH at December 12, 2019 03:22 PM (sX1BW)

121 the promotion is another indicator it IS Kohler ... they promote their coup plotters when possible. True Whistle Blowers get punished, but fake whistle blowers (e.g. Ciaramella) are heralded as heroes.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 12, 2019 03:22 PM (Cus5s)

122 My view is the FBI has become a crime syndicate

Posted by: Skip at December 12, 2019 03:22 PM (ZCEU2)

123 But the good stuff needs to happen after he's re-elected.

===

hopefully the start of his term 2 will be better than W's.

I can stop right there, I hope you all didn't spit take with laughter too hard. yeah, at this point, a dead puppy would've been better than W.

anyway, I don't think Trump's going to stall out during the coin flip like W did with social security reform.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 12, 2019 03:22 PM (FEQY4)

124 And if you call the local PD, they'll shoot your kid and four or five bystanders and your dog while using you as a human shield.

And bill you for the ammo

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at December 12, 2019 03:17 PM (vPKfA)


FIFY

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at December 12, 2019 03:22 PM (rP4OC)

125 They're not afraid of us. They're just not afraid of us.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 12, 2019 03:22 PM (H8QX8)

126 Yeah, so what if we know his name?

Lois Lerner says, "Hi"

Eric Ciamarella (waves)!

Epstein did not kill himself.

Posted by: Just Lily at December 12, 2019 03:23 PM (f2W/p)

127 >>>114 Deer love?

But, in this day and age, who am I to judge?

i'd fuck a deer, if i'm being honest

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 03:23 PM (PbpT7)

128 Barron's reports that the U.S. & China have reached a Phase I trade agreement in principle.

This is not another rumor about "progress," & Barron's isn't Page 6 or DC Whispers.

Posted by: mnw at December 12, 2019 03:23 PM (Cssks)

129 The Australians and the British had better be sending some crates of human heads to us.

Posted by: not so at December 12, 2019 03:23 PM (HALdu)

130 It's immaterial anyway. Read the Federalists, the House vote is a CHECK on the Senate's power to remove by 2/3rds vote. (Because the President + 2/3rd of the Senate can already screw up plenty by treaties.)

This is a pointless high school show. Again the media all will keep anyone from knowing that *nothing* is entrusted to the House except to CHECK the Senate in *removal*.
Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 03:17 PM (YOhRS)

Now, explain this to me like I finished HS

cause I didn't

Posted by: REDACTED at December 12, 2019 03:23 PM (rpxSz)

131 Manson would be the most surprised of all, what with all the clawing at his coffin.
Posted by: ..

====

heads up, this is based on Williamson being told by one of her crystals that trump pardoned manson, and she was livid!

Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 12, 2019 03:23 PM (FEQY4)

132
Lindsey Graham has a 99% Lifetime Conservative Record on Fox & Friends, but only a 28% record in the actual Senate

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 03:23 PM (PbpT7)

133 Psssttt: Case Agent 1 is a "low level" alias for Barack H. Obama.

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 03:23 PM (YOhRS)

134 Somebody needs to ask Michele Flournoy how Halper got hooked up again.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 12, 2019 03:23 PM (8tppx)

135 Doesn't it run on Coal?

According to the story I saw, someone was welding near massive tanks of diesel. Which were full.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 12, 2019 03:23 PM (ZGrMX)

136 OT: there's a massive fire on Russia's only aircraft carrier. Whoops.

Posted by: Ian S.

Ivan Ivanovich Makainov wanted for questioning...

Posted by: Brother Cavil
Democrats, Media, and Deep State:
Hostis Humani Generis
at December 12, 2019 03:23 PM (Rvlwi)

137 86
what is the difference between the fbi and the stasi?

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at December 12, 2019 03:18 PM (G546f)


One of them has a German accent.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at December 12, 2019 03:24 PM (rP4OC)

138 I know Ace is kidding about the promotion of Kohler. Just like FBI promoted Larry Potts to FBI Deputy Director after his outstanding, stellar performance in charge of Ruby Ridge.

Top. Men.

Posted by: FloridaMan at December 12, 2019 03:24 PM (RbeRr)

139 The us has agreed on a trade deal with China in principle. In exchange for a reduction in tariffs, China has to accept the FBI, Jerrold Nadler and Adam Schiff

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2019 03:24 PM (dNzKv)

140 >>i'd fuck a deer, if i'm being honest

*High Five*

Posted by: Deer Fucking Monkey at December 12, 2019 03:24 PM (2su/3)

141 Posted by: mnw at December 12, 2019 03:23 PM (Cssks)

I'm in int'l trade and we're hearing phase I is imminent. The Barrons report is in my inbox.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 12, 2019 03:24 PM (U7qMl)

142 39 No doubt they ran wild during 8 years of Obama.What a disastrous shitstain that guy was.
Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2019 03:09 PM (KNsKs)


^^^^^^^

Posted by: Flyover EDKH at December 12, 2019 03:24 PM (Rbu5d)

143 Our entire fed govt is a crime syndicate.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 12, 2019 03:24 PM (naIlL)

144 Deer love?

But, in this day and age, who am I to judge?

i'd fuck a deer, if i'm being honest
Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 03:23 PM (PbpT7)
---
Is it the rack?

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 03:24 PM (YOhRS)

145 Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 12, 2019 03:23 PM (FEQY4)

That's hilarious. I was only kidding anyway.

Posted by: ... at December 12, 2019 03:24 PM (r34lf)

146 I am not sure how reliable this is, as it looks like the case records were sealed, but TechnoFog tipped that Halper had been arrested in 1994 for crack possession. Via gatewaypundit https://bit.ly/2Ei80Xz

Posted by: motionview at December 12, 2019 03:24 PM (pYQR/)

147 >>>Is it the rack?


not a male deer, fuckin weirdo

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 03:25 PM (PbpT7)

148 127
>>>114 Deer love?



But, in this day and age, who am I to judge?



i'd fuck a deer, if i'm being honest

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 03:23 PM (PbpT7)

On the hoof or field-dressed?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 12, 2019 03:25 PM (1CjJc)

149 i'd fuck a deer, if i'm being honest
Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 03:23 PM (PbpT7)

You know, of the things I thought I would see today when I got up, this would have been far down the list.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 12, 2019 03:25 PM (ycWCI)

150 I am guessing all the Kohler plumbing jokes have been done by now.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 12, 2019 03:25 PM (r+sAi)

151 Ace, the IG Report states that Case Agent 1 was promoted to SSA in March 2017. Not sure how that works w Kohler bc I had read he already had the Supervisory SA distinction.

Posted by: Ever at December 12, 2019 03:25 PM (R0z7P)

152 And if you call the local PD, they'll shoot your kid and four or five bystanders and your dog while using you as a human shield.

Excuse me?

Posted by: John Wick at December 12, 2019 03:25 PM (ZGrMX)

153 Is Wrey fired yet?

Posted by: Inogame at December 12, 2019 03:25 PM (1TU21)

154 Our entire fed govt is a crime syndicate.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 12, 2019 03:24 PM (naIlL)
---
Because Washington has become a Graft Club.

Rule #1 about Graft Club--Don't Talk about Graft Club.

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 03:25 PM (YOhRS)

155 Did the deer just have surgery?

Posted by: ... at December 12, 2019 03:25 PM (r34lf)

156 Kohler would be perfect in this Comedy of Errors, since he appeared to be on the Special Counsel in 2017, but what about the comment in the IG Report that said Case Agent 1 was promoted after the FISA? Wasn't Kohler already a SSA?
Posted by: Ever at December 12, 2019 03:18 PM (R0z7P)


On 9/4/19 (!!) or so Alan E. Kohler Jr. was promoted to special agent in charge of the Counterintelligence Division for the Washington Field Office.

Posted by: LASue at December 12, 2019 03:25 PM (wMHPW)

157 Case Agent 1... John McCain.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at December 12, 2019 03:25 PM (5l6gb)

158 147
>>>Is it the rack?





not a male deer, fuckin weirdo

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 03:25 PM (PbpT7)

Isn't that an old Stern bit?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 12, 2019 03:25 PM (1CjJc)

159 81 OT: there's a massive fire on Russia's only aircraft carrier. Whoops.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 12, 2019 03:17 PM (ZGrMX)

Not a problem, it's confined to the reactor room.

Posted by: Sweaty Russian Admiral at December 12, 2019 03:25 PM (RD7QR)

160 122 My view is the FBI has become a crime syndicate

Posted by: Skip at December 12, 2019 03:22 PM (ZCEU2)


all the signs were there, for a LONG time. I just didn't want to believe it.

Posted by: kallisto at December 12, 2019 03:26 PM (kD8Fh)

161 >>>151 Ace, the IG Report states that Case Agent 1 was promoted to SSA in March 2017. Not sure how that works w Kohler bc I had read he already had the Supervisory SA distinction.
Posted by: Ever

thanks.

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 03:26 PM (PbpT7)

162 " Preet Bharara"

This pajeet scumbag somehow emerges in every scandal of late. Why isn't he afraid to walk the streets?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 12, 2019 03:26 PM (iw59Q)

163 a small percentage of this country knows about this a smaller percentage want trump dead. the majority are sitting around, swilling watered down coors light and listening to a shitty polka band rehearse their christmas extravaganza. have no idea why i quit smoking camel shit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 12, 2019 03:26 PM (KP5rU)

164 OT: there's a massive fire on Russia's only aircraft carrier. Whoops.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 12, 2019 03:17 PM

If Putin renames it the Forrestal, I will take back everything I ever said about him.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 12, 2019 03:26 PM (I99aF)

165 we're all speculating on the senate trial. Graham is making noises that there's going to be no witness...at least no fact witnesses, one week and done.


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For Trump, heads he wins. Tails he wins. Don't even flip the coin - he wins.
Posted by: SH


Then we repeat this all when the house repeats impeachment in February.

Better to drag this out six months and tie up Bernie and Lieawatha in the senate.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2019 03:26 PM (BN/jk)

166 not a male deer, fuckin weirdo
Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 03:25 PM (PbpT7)

Yeah, he's the weirdo.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 12, 2019 03:26 PM (ycWCI)

167 I'm in int'l trade and we're hearing phase I is imminent. The Barrons report is in my inbox.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December


Is that Brexit?

Posted by: LASue at December 12, 2019 03:26 PM (wMHPW)

168 The Stassi were competent.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at December 12, 2019 03:19 PM (kUmUV)


I see you're in the market for prime Florida swampland.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 12, 2019 03:26 PM (Z4rgH)

169 wait - ace got bambi pregnant?

Posted by: kallisto at December 12, 2019 03:27 PM (kD8Fh)

170 Ahoy! Agent, Bristol, Kill Bristol.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 12, 2019 03:27 PM (Dh1wo)

171 ""Why was Halper being used despite being busted for possession of Crack Cocaine in 1994?"

my guess is the assets are more compliant after they are helped to escape criminal penalities.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 12, 2019 03:27 PM (Cus5s)

172 OT: there's a massive fire on Russia's only aircraft carrier. Whoops.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 12, 2019 03:17 PM (ZGrMX)

Not a problem, it's confined to the reactor room.
Posted by: Sweaty Russian Admiral



I've seen this movie before.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2019 03:27 PM (BN/jk)

173 151 Ace, the IG Report states that Case Agent 1 was promoted to SSA in March 2017. Not sure how that works w Kohler bc I had read he already had the Supervisory SA distinction.
Posted by: Ever

thanks.


See my 156.

Posted by: LASue at December 12, 2019 03:27 PM (wMHPW)

174 81 OT: there's a massive fire on Russia's only aircraft carrier. Whoops.

no worries, that just the exhaust of the wood burning steam powered engine

Posted by: DanMan at December 12, 2019 03:27 PM (XTiHL)

175 169 wait - ace got bambi pregnant?
Posted by: kallisto at December 12, 2019 03:27 PM (kD8Fh)

ace will be Bambi's father in the gritty reboot.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 12, 2019 03:27 PM (ycWCI)

176 So Case Agent 1 is going to jail, right?

Posted by: blaster at December 12, 2019 03:27 PM (9VeU0)

177 133
Psssttt: Case Agent 1 is a "low level" alias for Barack H. Obama.

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 03:23 PM (YOhRS)


I have to disagree. Case Agent #1 was responsible for a lot of underhanded shit, and Barack Obama was too damn lazy to do that much work.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at December 12, 2019 03:27 PM (rP4OC)

178 not a male deer, fuckin weirdo

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 03:25 PM (PbpT7)

++++OK. Made me laugh.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 12, 2019 03:27 PM (XtntB)

179 The thing about the Stasi is that they were ruthless and effective right up until the moment they were not.

Posted by: not so at December 12, 2019 03:27 PM (HALdu)

180 This pajeet scumbag somehow emerges in every scandal of late. Why isn't he afraid to walk the streets?
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 12, 2019 03:26 PM (iw59Q)

The new Jamie Gorelick?

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 12, 2019 03:28 PM (H8QX8)

181 how long before we hear..
'what difference, at this point, does it make ?!'



Posted by: McCool at December 12, 2019 03:28 PM (+Lg8f)

182 >132


Lindsey Graham has a 99% Lifetime Conservative Record on Fox Friends, but only a 28% record in the actual Senate

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 03:23 PM (PbpT7)


This is so true it needs to be double posted in the sidebar.

Posted by: Muad'dib at December 12, 2019 03:28 PM (sjdRT)

183 What did Communists use for light before candles?




Electricity.

Posted by: ... at December 12, 2019 03:28 PM (Zh3r1)

184 >>>++++OK. Made me laugh.


this is an old Howard Stern joke from 30 years ago when he was actually funny

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 03:28 PM (PbpT7)

185 64 52 Transfer the crime lab to the US Marshals and burn the rest of the FBI to the fucking ground, then nuke it from space just to make sure.
Posted by: DocJ at December 12, 2019 03:13 PM (77WPm)

seconded
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at December 12, 2019 03:14 PM (G546f)


But we need to do something to make absolutely sure it's destroyed. Just doesn't seem like enough...

Posted by: Flyover EDKH at December 12, 2019 03:28 PM (Rbu5d)

186 127 >>>114 Deer love?

But, in this day and age, who am I to judge?

i'd fuck a deer, if i'm being honest
Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 03:23 PM (PbpT7)

Jesus and Mary ace, if you want us to take up a collection to get you a hoor just ask and we'll send it to you.

Posted by: Sweaty Russian Admiral at December 12, 2019 03:28 PM (RD7QR)

187 OT: there's a massive fire on Russia's only aircraft carrier. Whoops.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 12, 2019 03:17 PM (ZGrMX)
.........

TRUMP IS LIGHTING HIS OWN CARRIERS ON FIRE

Posted by: CNN at December 12, 2019 03:28 PM (HgMAr)

188 might want to keep your lam shoes ready BHO. the boys in DC may decide you went kayaking

Posted by: x at December 12, 2019 03:28 PM (nFwvY)

189 It's a very deep state, Mr. President...

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 12, 2019 03:29 PM (so+oy)

190 "156 Kohler would be perfect in this Comedy of Errors, since he appeared to be on the Special Counsel in 2017, but what about the comment in the IG Report that said Case Agent 1 was promoted after the FISA? Wasn't Kohler already a SSA?
Posted by: Ever at December 12, 2019 03:18 PM (R0z7P)


On 9/4/19 (!!) or so Alan E. Kohler Jr. was promoted to special agent in charge of the Counterintelligence Division for the Washington Field Office."

Bam.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 12, 2019 03:29 PM (iw59Q)

191 I see you're in the market for prime Florida swampland.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 12, 2019 03:26 PM (Z4rgH)


My only real knowledge of the Stassi is in reading spy novels, so no real knowledge at all.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at December 12, 2019 03:29 PM (kUmUV)

192 For Trump, heads he wins. Tails he wins. Don't even flip the coin - he wins.
Posted by: SH


Then we repeat this all when the house repeats impeachment in February.

Better to drag this out six months and tie up Bernie and Lieawatha in the senate.

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My preference would be to hold the trial. But if you can't get the votes to call all the witnesses necessary, maybe a straight acquittal is better. Honestly, who knows.

Whatever path is chosen, I'm guessing Trump is going to win.

Posted by: SH at December 12, 2019 03:29 PM (sX1BW)

193 wait - ace got bambi pregnant?
Posted by: kallisto at December 12, 2019 03:27 PM (kD8Fh)

ace will be Bambi's father in the gritty reboot.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 12, 2019 03:27 PM (ycWCI)
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And he will confront him underneath a sky city run by Pansexual Lando.

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 03:29 PM (YOhRS)

194 Not a problem, it's confined to the reactor room.
Posted by: Sweaty Russian Admiral


It was initially confined to the diesel tanks, where someone was welding (!) Now they're saying it's 6500 square feet.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 12, 2019 03:29 PM (ZGrMX)

195 149 i'd fuck a deer, if i'm being honest
Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 03:23 PM (PbpT7)


just watch out for reverse

it's bitch

Posted by: REDACTED at December 12, 2019 03:29 PM (rpxSz)

196 184
>>>++++OK. Made me laugh.





this is an old Howard Stern joke from 30 years ago when he was actually funny

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 03:28 PM (PbpT7)

I remember driving to work LMAO and nearly needing to pull over. I think it had pedo reference though, not bestiality.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 12, 2019 03:29 PM (1CjJc)

197 So Case Agent 1 is going to jail, right?

Posted by: blaster at December 12, 2019 03:27 PM (9VeU0)

My Magic 8 Ball says "All signs point to yes."

He was highly decorated, lots or awards, etc. Makes it tough for him to argue that he was serially incompetent.

Posted by: LASue at December 12, 2019 03:30 PM (wMHPW)

198
this is an old Howard Stern joke from 30 years ago when he was actually funny

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 03:28 PM (PbpT7)

+++
'ol honest Ace. Won't even take credit for a joke he says was not his. We love ya.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 12, 2019 03:30 PM (XtntB)

199 ace will be Bambi's father in the gritty reboot.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 12, 2019 03:27 PM (ycWCI)


Let she who has never lusted for greasy ewok dick cast the first stone.

Posted by: Bambi's Mother at December 12, 2019 03:30 PM (a4/Ug)

200 i'd fuck a deer, if i'm being honest
Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 03:23 PM (PbpT7)

Jesus and Mary ace, if you want us to take up a collection to get you a hoor just ask and we'll send it to you.
Posted by: Sweaty Russian Admiral at December 12, 2019 03:28 PM (RD7QR)
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Sounds like Russian collusion.

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 03:31 PM (YOhRS)

201 FTSB-So nice you can say it twice

Lindsey Graham has a 99% Lifetime Conservative Record on Fox & Friends, but only a 28% record in the actual Senate

Lindsey Graham has a 99% Lifetime Conservative Record on Fox & Friends, but only a 28% record in the actual Senate

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2019 03:31 PM (kr/v5)

202 It was initially confined to the diesel tanks, where someone was welding (!) Now they're saying it's 6500 square feet.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 12, 2019 03:29 PM (ZGrMX)


Diesel doesn't burn! Google it you stupids!

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at December 12, 2019 03:31 PM (9VeU0)

203 this is an old Howard Stern joke from 30 years ago when he was actually funny
Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 03:28 PM (PbpT7)


Neat trick since you are only 29.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at December 12, 2019 03:31 PM (kUmUV)

204 On 9/4/19 (!!) or so Alan E. Kohler Jr. was promoted to special agent in charge of the Counterintelligence Division for the Washington Field Office.
Posted by: LASue at December 12, 2019 03:25 PM (wMHPW)

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Huh. I think the next step up from there would be Deputy AD for Counterintelligence. Petersroke's old job. Makes perfect sense, if he was in on the conspiracy.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 12, 2019 03:31 PM (rj8cR)

205 Whoever Case Agent 1 was he was a by product of SDNY corruption. That office needs to be closed.

Posted by: Ever at December 12, 2019 03:31 PM (R0z7P)

206 Then we repeat this all when the house repeats impeachment in February.

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the impeach forever caucus is probably just the looniest leftist retards. After this, trump will refuse all cooperation and maybe even the house gop will simply walk out and not participate.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 12, 2019 03:31 PM (FEQY4)

207 i have no worries. i have always strived for incompentcy.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 12, 2019 03:31 PM (KP5rU)

208 169
wait - ace got bambi pregnant?

Posted by: kallisto at December 12, 2019 03:27 PM (kD8Fh)


But... Bambi was a boy...

O_O

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at December 12, 2019 03:31 PM (rP4OC)

209 Wheres JackStraw? I wonder if he agrees with the Kohle pick...

Posted by: LASue at December 12, 2019 03:31 PM (wMHPW)

210 A straight acquittal might be the best way to go.

Never underestimate the ability of The Stupid Party to fk things up royally with their bloviating and grandstanding and general stupidery.

They could end up making the Bidens look sympathetic.

Plus, a straight, quick acquittal says "OK, The House is Crazytown but this is the Senate, we're adults, and these charges are pure BS."

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 12, 2019 03:31 PM (U7qMl)

211 i'd fuck a deer, if i'm being honest
Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 03:23 PM (PbpT7)


just watch out for reverse

it's bitch
Posted by: REDACTED at December 12, 2019 03:29 PM (rpxSz)
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And watch the fan blades. Nothing runs like a Deere.

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 03:32 PM (YOhRS)

212 172 OT: there's a massive fire on Russia's only aircraft carrier. Whoops.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 12, 2019 03:17 PM (ZGrMX)

Not a problem, it's confined to the reactor room.
Posted by: Sweaty Russian Admiral


"How do you get a crew to want to get off an aircraft carrier?"....

"How do you get a crew to want to get off a nuclear powered aircraft carrier?".

Posted by: jwest at December 12, 2019 03:32 PM (U6f/q)

213 127 >>>114 Deer love?

But, in this day and age, who am I to judge?

i'd fuck a deer, if i'm being honest
Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 03:23 PM (PbpT)

I would too but he'd have to be careful with his horns with all the thrusting

Posted by: Fightin Joe at December 12, 2019 03:32 PM (W+TLY)

214 Whatever path is chosen, I'm guessing Trump is going to win.
Posted by: SH at December 12, 2019 03:29 PM (sX1BW)

They'll just cook up a new charge. Do you think they care how many times they lose or what it looks like? They don't know how to do anything else.

I'd agree that a long drawn-out trial might be good except that I don't trust the Republicans to fuck it up somehow or lose their nerve.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 12, 2019 03:32 PM (H8QX8)

215 also, it's a modern pewdiepie joke, "he'd frick a creeper"

Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 12, 2019 03:32 PM (FEQY4)

216 169 wait - ace got bambi pregnant?
Posted by: kallisto

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Oh Dear!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 12, 2019 03:32 PM (Y4EXg)

217 You don't have to credit 30 year old jokes, ace. I recognized it and laughed. I still use it sometimes.

Posted by: ... at December 12, 2019 03:32 PM (0Czba)

218 I want a trial in Kentucky. I might be guilty but there will be some opportunity for side action.

Posted by: Case Agent No. 1 at December 12, 2019 03:32 PM (UNthw)

219 210 A straight acquittal might be the best way to go.

Never underestimate the ability of The Stupid Party to fk things up royally with their bloviating and grandstanding and general stupidery.

They could end up making the Bidens look sympathetic.

Plus, a straight, quick acquittal says "OK, The House is Crazytown but this is the Senate, we're adults, and these charges are pure BS."

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 12, 2019 03:31 PM (U7qMl)

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I don't mind the idea of the circus trial in the Senate, but the secret of chaos is that it needs to be tightly managed to be productive. And I'm not that sure the Senate can tightly manage such a spectacle.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 12, 2019 03:33 PM (q80AH)

220 wait - ace got bambi pregnant?
Posted by: kallisto at December 12, 2019 03:27 PM (kD8Fh)

I hope Ace's new wife doesn't read this. Heck of a way for her to find out.

Posted by: Just Lily at December 12, 2019 03:33 PM (f2W/p)

221 i thought he was identified: kevin clinesmith.

Posted by: mjc at December 12, 2019 03:33 PM (Pg+x7)

222 I am still puzzled on the Democrats agreeing to President Trump' s trade deal. Really thought they would tank it.



And agent 1 hopefully takes the next 99 with him to Fort Knox

Posted by: Skip at December 12, 2019 03:33 PM (ZCEU2)

223 The new Jamie Gorelick?
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 12, 2019 03:28 PM (H8QX

Recent (2019) writeup in the WSJ:
Jamie Gorelick, Partner, Wilmer Cutler Pickering Hale and Dorr LLP
'What I do is handle big messes'

(Not Made Up)

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at December 12, 2019 03:33 PM (bElDL)

224 213 i'd fuck a deer, if i'm being honest
Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 03:23 PM (PbpT)

=========

I think we know what to put on Ace's tombstone.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 12, 2019 03:33 PM (q80AH)

225 LASue: the promotion mentioned in the IG Report was in 3/17.

Posted by: Ever at December 12, 2019 03:33 PM (R0z7P)

226 By the way impeachment falls squarely under "use tactics your people enjoy"

Posted by: ... at December 12, 2019 03:33 PM (0Czba)

227 what's depressing is that no matter what, CA will re elect Nanzi

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at December 12, 2019 03:33 PM (G546f)

228 220
wait - ace got bambi pregnant?

Posted by: kallisto at December 12, 2019 03:27 PM (kD8Fh)



I hope Ace's new wife doesn't read this. Heck of a way for her to find out.

Posted by: Just Lily at December 12, 2019 03:33 PM (f2W/p)

Maybe he's telling us something.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 12, 2019 03:34 PM (1CjJc)

229 "214 Whatever path is chosen, I'm guessing Trump is going to win.
Posted by: SH at December 12, 2019 03:29 PM (sX1BW)

They'll just cook up a new charge. Do you think they care how many times they lose or what it looks like? They don't know how to do anything else.

I'd agree that a long drawn-out trial might be good except that I don't trust the Republicans to fuck it up somehow or lose their nerve."

GOP senators are the last demographic to take the WaPo serious as a news source, so, yeah.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 12, 2019 03:34 PM (iw59Q)

230 i'd fuck a deer, if i'm being honest
Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 03:23 PM (PbpT)

=========

I think we know what to put on Ace's tombstone.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


"I Tried"

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2019 03:34 PM (BN/jk)

231 Also on the absurd front is the Faction's attempt to commandeer the Presidential pardon. Bill Clinton could pardon a known hustler convicted for bribery who donated to his campaign.

They keep threatening about who Trump better not pardon.

Same people that have used the ignorance of the people to shame the use of Congress' Power of the Purse.

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 03:34 PM (YOhRS)

232 @208 MWR-Thanks for pointing that out. That takes the weirdness out of some of the comments now.

Posted by: JROD at December 12, 2019 03:34 PM (ZsEG/)

233 They'll just cook up a new charge. Do you think they care how many times they lose or what it looks like? They don't know how to do anything else.

----------------

I doubt this would be the case. Maybe one more. But eventually there will be political consequences - maybe fairly soon.

Regardless, who cares, let them. Right now, I'd say they are losing.

Posted by: SH at December 12, 2019 03:34 PM (sX1BW)

234 Whoever Case Agent is, one thing we do know is that his actions were not politically motivated.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 12, 2019 03:34 PM (2DOZq)

235 I hope they kept Kohler around so they could access and read all his communications, including his emails and texts, over the last few months.

Mifsud to Kohler?

Kohler to Mifsud?

Kohler to ... Schiff???

Posted by: LASue at December 12, 2019 03:34 PM (wMHPW)

236 I think we know what to put on Ace's tombstone.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


"I Tried"
Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2019 03:34 PM (BN/jk)
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When Animals Attack

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 03:34 PM (YOhRS)

237 I just want to reiterate:

Lindsey Graham has a 99% Lifetime Conservative Record on Fox & Friends, but only a 28% record in the actual Senate

Posted by: phone of kari at December 12, 2019 03:35 PM (s3mKb)

238 ace, starring in "Buck Wild"

Posted by: Ben Had at December 12, 2019 03:35 PM (8tppx)

239 149 i'd fuck a deer, if i'm being honest
Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 03:23 PM (PbpT7)


PTO

does not stand for "preoccupied tush opening"

Posted by: REDACTED at December 12, 2019 03:35 PM (rpxSz)

240 Pepperoni and sausage, obvs

Posted by: ... at December 12, 2019 03:35 PM (0Czba)

241 Whoever Case Agent is, one thing we do know is that his actions were not politically motivated.
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 12, 2019 03:34 PM (2DOZq)
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And only PUTIN would suggest anything different!!

Posted by: Demedia at December 12, 2019 03:35 PM (YOhRS)

242 Case Agent 1... John McCain.


I keep expecting McCain to be the fall guy in the end. Reminiscent of the Chicken Thief scene in Schindler's List.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2019 03:35 PM (kr/v5)

243
i'd fuck a deer, if i'm being honest

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 03:23 PM (PbpT)



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I think we know what to put on Ace's tombstone.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison



I assume ace's tombstone will consist of a tasteful, freestanding shelving unit.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at December 12, 2019 03:36 PM (rP4OC)

244 Lindsey Graham has a 99% Lifetime Conservative Record on Fox & Friends, but only a 28% record in the actual Senate
Posted by: phone of kari at December 12, 2019 03:35 PM (s3mKb)

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Well, in fairness, that probably makes him one of the more conservative Senators.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 12, 2019 03:36 PM (rj8cR)

245 I keep expecting McCain to be the fall guy in the end.

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I think the Horde would be ok with that.

Posted by: SH at December 12, 2019 03:36 PM (sX1BW)

246 ace is having a tombstone? i found my shocked face.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 12, 2019 03:36 PM (KP5rU)

247 LASue: the promotion mentioned in the IG Report was in 3/17.

That's a really odd time signature.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at December 12, 2019 03:36 PM (xkSJa)

248 >I assume ace's tombstone will consist of a tasteful, freestanding shelving unit.


Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at December 12, 2019 03:36 PM (rP4OC)


Something nice from Wayfair.

Posted by: Muad'dib at December 12, 2019 03:36 PM (sjdRT)

249 I am late and the first comment I read is Ace admitting he would have intimate relations with a deer.

Think I will just wait for the next thread.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at December 12, 2019 03:37 PM (v8mAi)

250 I don't mind the idea of the circus trial in the Senate, but the secret of chaos is that it needs to be tightly managed to be productive. And I'm not that sure the Senate can tightly manage such a spectacle.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Yeah. Like SH said, if they don't have the votes to call the necessary witnesses, then get it over and done with quick before the Retard party can fuck it up.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2019 03:37 PM (BN/jk)

251 246 ace is having a tombstone? i found my shocked face.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 12, 2019 03:36 PM (KP5rU)

I always assumed that his ashes would be transported to Endor.

Posted by: Sweaty Russian Admiral at December 12, 2019 03:37 PM (RD7QR)

252 "That's the last time I do THAT for two bucks!!

-- Bambi's Mom, slowly walking out of the woods rubbing her behind.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 12, 2019 03:37 PM (Y4EXg)

253 Then we repeat this all when the house repeats impeachment in February.

Better to drag this out six months and tie up Bernie and Lieawatha in the senate.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2019 03:26 PM (BN/jk)

If they do that they suck all the wind out of their candidates in the primaries.....Trump wins.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 12, 2019 03:37 PM (eoQWY)

254
81 OT: there's a massive fire on Russia's only aircraft carrier. Whoops.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 12, 2019 03:17 PM (ZGrMX)

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It's a piece of shit that produces massive clouds of soot when they run the engines. Some "pressurized combustion" boiler that obviously doesn't work. On its last deployment (to the ME) it was towed by another ship out and back. It's so filthy and dysfunctional inside the crew can barely live there.

I think they probably torched it for the insurance money.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 12, 2019 03:37 PM (lhUiO)

255 Case Agent 1 is the loneliest bumbler ...

Posted by: ShainS at December 12, 2019 03:37 PM (fHmCV)

256 Antler? He didn't even know her.

Posted by: ... at December 12, 2019 03:37 PM (9zLuY)

257
LASue: the promotion mentioned in the IG Report was in 3/17.
Posted by: Ever at December 12, 2019 03:33 PM (R0z7P)



In 2017, Kohler came back to Washington DC and became chief of the Eurasian Section (i assume that was a promotion), the section managed the FBI's operations "countering Russian intelligence threats." In 2018 he was promoted again; then again in 2019.

Posted by: LASue at December 12, 2019 03:38 PM (wMHPW)

258 249
I am late and the first comment I read is Ace admitting he would have intimate relations with a deer.



Think I will just wait for the next thread.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at December 12, 2019 03:37 PM (v8mAi)


To be fair, he did specify it wasn't a MALE deer.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at December 12, 2019 03:38 PM (rP4OC)

259 The whole lot of 'em need to be renditioned to "somewhere", and then systematically waterboarded, interrogated, then waterboarded again, just to make sure.

Then cross-check every bit of information obtained, verify it all through every possible means.

Unlike the FBI, take the time to make sure it's right.

After which, Public Trials, under a Military Tribunal.

Why a Military Tribunal?

'Cause they'd be on trial for the Crime of Treason.

ALL of them.

Upon conviction, they should all be sentenced to hang.

Only then, would The President choose, in some cases, to Pardon, or Commute or otherwise lessen the sentence(s) of the guilty.

But the stain of that conviction would rest upon their shoulders, 'evermore.

As to those who don't find such Presidential Mercies?

They swing.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 12, 2019 03:38 PM (QzJWU)

260 246 ace is having a tombstone? i found my shocked face.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 12, 2019 03:36 PM (KP5rU)

always figured him for a DiGiorno guy

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at December 12, 2019 03:38 PM (G546f)

261 Russki flag officer sockoff

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 12, 2019 03:38 PM (RD7QR)

262 I always assumed that his ashes would be transported to Endor.
Posted by: Sweaty Russian Admiral at December 12, 2019 03:37 PM (RD7QR)
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Where the golden droid awaits.

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 03:38 PM (YOhRS)

263 149 i'd fuck a deer, if i'm being honest
Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 03:23 PM (PbpT7)

if you were honest

you would post

"I HAVE FUCKED A DEER"

Posted by: REDACTED at December 12, 2019 03:38 PM (rpxSz)

264 ace is having a tombstone? i found my shocked face.
Posted by: chavez the hugo


It's not DiGiorno.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2019 03:39 PM (BN/jk)

265 ... not kevin clinesmith?

Posted by: mjc at December 12, 2019 03:39 PM (Pg+x7)

266 FWIW - Ted Cruz hinted this morning that votes might exist for the Whistleblower and Hunter, but probably not for Schiff and Joe Biden. Though he said he would vote to have them all testify.

I think this is probably right - but those outcomes could change depending on what more comes out.

Posted by: SH at December 12, 2019 03:39 PM (sX1BW)

267 It's a piece of shit that produces massive clouds of soot when they run the engines. Some "pressurized combustion" boiler that obviously doesn't work. On its last deployment (to the ME) it was towed by another ship out and back. It's so filthy and dysfunctional inside the crew can barely live there.

I think they probably torched it for the insurance money.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug

Is the borscht alive with maggots?

Posted by: The Crew of the Potemkin at December 12, 2019 03:39 PM (UNthw)

268 To be fair, he did specify it wasn't a MALE deer.
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at December 12, 2019 03:38 PM (rP4OC)



Not really helpful but....I guess it is something.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at December 12, 2019 03:39 PM (v8mAi)

269 Bill Clinton is thinking impeachment is an own goal that could put Hillary in prison so he ain't saying anything.

Posted by: x at December 12, 2019 03:39 PM (nFwvY)

270 Was this deer just prancing around asking for it?

Posted by: jwest at December 12, 2019 03:39 PM (U6f/q)

271 democrats wear fuck ups as a badge of honor,

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 12, 2019 03:39 PM (KP5rU)

272 182
>132




Lindsey Graham has a 99% Lifetime Conservative Record on Fox Friends, but only a 28% record in the actual Senate



Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 03:23 PM (PbpT7)


This is so true it needs to be double posted in the sidebar.


Posted by: Muad'dib at December 12, 2019 03:28 PM (sjdRT)


Ask and ye shall receive...

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at December 12, 2019 03:40 PM (rP4OC)

273 A number of commenters have mentioned transferring some of the FBI jobs to the Marshalls service. How do we know that they are not just another inept, traitorous agency? They too are feds.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at December 12, 2019 03:40 PM (ig0oY)

274 Ah, polls don't close in the UK until 10pm local time. So, another 1:15 or so.

Posted by: DocJ at December 12, 2019 03:40 PM (77WPm)

275 267 It's a piece of shit that produces massive clouds of soot when they run the engines. Some "pressurized combustion" boiler that obviously doesn't work. On its last deployment (to the ME) it was towed by another ship out and back. It's so filthy and dysfunctional inside the crew can barely live there.

I think they probably torched it for the insurance money.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug

Is the borscht alive with maggots?
Posted by: The Crew of the Potemkin at December 12, 2019 03:39 PM (UNthw)

The borscht is alive
With the sound of maggots
With beets they have snarfed
For a thousand days....

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 12, 2019 03:41 PM (RD7QR)

276 In case anyone needs reminding that Wallace is as much or more of a nevertrumper than Tapper, Todd, or ACosta:

Fox News host Chris Wallace on Wednesday said President Trump's continued attacks against the media amounted to the most "direct, sustained assault on the freedom of the press" in U.S. history.

"He has done everything he can to undercut the media, to try and delegitimize us," Wallace said at a Newseum event in Washington, D.C., honoring the museum's legacy ahead of its shuttering at the end of the year.


No Chris, you guys have done that all on your own. Oh and I love that he says it at the Newseum closing. Talk about obtuse.

Posted by: WisRich at December 12, 2019 03:41 PM (G0vdT)

277 It's a piece of shit that produces massive clouds of soot when they run the engines. Some "pressurized combustion" boiler that obviously doesn't work. On its last deployment (to the ME) it was towed by another ship out and back. It's so filthy and dysfunctional inside the crew can barely live there.

So it's about what you'd expect from the people supplying all the rockets that Israel is using for target practice.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 12, 2019 03:41 PM (ZGrMX)

278 I don't mind the idea of the circus trial in the Senate, but the secret of chaos is that it needs to be tightly managed to be productive. And I'm not that sure the Senate can tightly manage such a spectacle.

--

Can you just imagine all the wrenches that dirtball McCain would've thrown into a Senate trial like this?

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 12, 2019 03:41 PM (JoUsr)

279 274 Ah, polls don't close in the UK until 10pm local time. So, another 1:15 or so.
Posted by: DocJ at December 12, 2019 03:40 PM (77WPm)

=========

And then exit polls immediately at 5, which will be hilariously wrong, most likely.

Real results will start dribbling out at about 6.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 12, 2019 03:41 PM (q80AH)

280 273
A number of commenters have mentioned transferring some of the FBI jobs
to the Marshalls service. How do we know that they are not just another
inept, traitorous agency? They too are feds.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at December 12, 2019 03:40 PM (ig0oY)

Because we've seen Justified.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 12, 2019 03:42 PM (1CjJc)

281 OT: there's a massive fire on Russia's only aircraft carrier. Whoops.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 12, 2019 03:17 PM

If Putin renames it the Forrestal, I will take back everything I ever said about him.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 12, 2019 03:26 PM (I99aF)
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How about the McCain?

Posted by: jhawk90 at December 12, 2019 03:42 PM (Xvo1a)

282 Screamin' Sicilian > DiGiorno

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 12, 2019 03:42 PM (U7qMl)

283 A number of commenters have mentioned transferring some of the FBI jobs to the Marshalls service.


I thought the transfer was to the Marshall Islands.

Perhaps I'm just distracted by the thought of Ace and his Love Beast.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2019 03:42 PM (kr/v5)

284 270 Was this deer just prancing around asking for it?
Posted by: jwest at December 12, 2019 03:39 PM (U6f/q)



He was in season

Posted by: REDACTED at December 12, 2019 03:42 PM (rpxSz)

285 A number of commenters have mentioned transferring some of the FBI jobs to the Marshalls service. How do we know that they are not just another inept, traitorous agency? They too are feds.

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I'd shrink all of them, but having the FBI, Marshalls, and Secret Service all competing for federal LE $$$ is a good start. The SS has two primary missions, same with the Marshalls. What is the FBI's primary mission?

Posted by: SH at December 12, 2019 03:42 PM (sX1BW)

286 >> ace is having a tombstone? i found my shocked face.

Here lies Ace Moore
Shot 4 times with a forty-four
No Bambi
No Moore

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 12, 2019 03:42 PM (Z4rgH)

287 278 I don't mind the idea of the circus trial in the Senate, but the secret of chaos is that it needs to be tightly managed to be productive. And I'm not that sure the Senate can tightly manage such a spectacle.

--

Can you just imagine all the wrenches that dirtball McCain would've thrown into a Senate trial like this?
Posted by: Lady in Black at December 12, 2019 03:41 PM (JoUsr)

==========

Prediction:

McCain would have sold illegally procured assault weapons to the Squad, calling them moderate, and helped them into the Senate chamber.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 12, 2019 03:42 PM (q80AH)

288 YOU TELL THEM I'M A COMING! AND YOU TELL THEM THAT TRAINERS ARE COMING WITH ME!!!

Posted by: Vengeance Christopher Wray at December 12, 2019 03:42 PM (YOhRS)

289 Read a good tweet, "Reward for coup outweighs risk. No one has gone to prison." Pretty simple.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 12, 2019 03:43 PM (H8QX8)

290 I remember watching something on TV about a dude who was in physical love/lust with his car. It was a shitty Monte Carlo from the 90s. The footage of him giving oral to his car was disturbing. But the weirdest thing, to me, was that he considered the car male and was gay for it. Don't know why I found that to be too much strange on top of everything.

So ace saying of course he wouldn't fuck a male deer brought all that back. Thought I'd share.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 12, 2019 03:43 PM (I99aF)

291 So could you say that Ace is having an Bambi-no?

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 03:43 PM (YOhRS)

292 288 YOU TELL THEM I'M A COMING! AND YOU TELL THEM THAT TRAINERS ARE COMING WITH ME!!!
Posted by: Vengeance Christopher Wray at December 12, 2019 03:42 PM (YOhRS)

You asked for a Miracle? I give you, the FBI.

Posted by: Hans Gruber, Prophet at December 12, 2019 03:43 PM (NgKpN)

293 I thought ace was more of a Thumper guy.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 12, 2019 03:44 PM (2DOZq)

294
I assume ace's tombstone will consist of a tasteful, freestanding shelving unit.


Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at December 12, 2019 03:36 PM (rP4OC)

+++
It has got to have a little shelf for sure. Right above the chiseled Hartford stag.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 12, 2019 03:44 PM (XtntB)

295 257 LASue

The IG Report states the Agent was promoted to a "supervisory" position in March 2017. So, agree, very possible, if Kohler wasn't already an SSA.

Posted by: Ever at December 12, 2019 03:44 PM (R0z7P)

296 Having a drink to dull the pain

Posted by: Skip at December 12, 2019 03:44 PM (ZCEU2)

297 Remember, the mob used to cement its presence by being good neighbors and being helpful the city bosses.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 12, 2019 03:44 PM (NpX1s)

298 I'm in love with my car
Got a feel for my automobile

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 12, 2019 03:44 PM (U7qMl)

299 So many questions. So few answers. I want answers. And I don't want to wait till summer, Durham and Barr.

Posted by: corn and beans at December 12, 2019 03:44 PM (tkNkP)

300 I remember watching something on TV about a dude who was in physical love/lust with his car. It was a shitty Monte Carlo from the 90s. The footage of him giving oral to his car was disturbing. But the weirdest thing, to me, was that he considered the car male and was gay for it. Don't know why I found that to be too much strange on top of everything.

So ace saying of course he wouldn't fuck a male deer brought all that back. Thought I'd share.
Posted by: Rusty Nail


-------------

Where is willow when we need her?

Posted by: SH at December 12, 2019 03:44 PM (sX1BW)

301 I could see a deer-feeder filled with Val-U-Rite. Ace in a blind, pants half down, waiting to pounce.

Posted by: Clayton Bigsby at December 12, 2019 03:44 PM (a4/Ug)

302 I remember watching something on TV about a dude who was in physical love/lust with his car. It was a shitty Monte Carlo from the 90s. The footage of him giving oral to his car was disturbing. But the weirdest thing, to me, was that he considered the car male and was gay for it. Don't know why I found that to be too much strange on top of everything.

So ace saying of course he wouldn't fuck a male deer brought all that back. Thought I'd share.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December




Bet his wife would not mind if he watched porn.

Posted by: not so at December 12, 2019 03:44 PM (HALdu)

303 Can you just imagine all the wrenches that dirtball McCain would've thrown into a Senate trial like this?
Posted by: Lady in Black at December 12, 2019 03:41 PM (JoUsr)

I guess we will see if Romney continues the tradition of Maverick (not really) BS or is just is a general fuck up.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 12, 2019 03:44 PM (ycWCI)

304 Kant even fathom a guy who can't put up shelving

but will bone a deer

Posted by: REDACTED at December 12, 2019 03:44 PM (rpxSz)

305 I thought ace was more of a Thumper guy.
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 12, 2019 03:44 PM (2DOZq)
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I told Ace I'd keep it on the downlow.

Posted by: The Otter at December 12, 2019 03:44 PM (YOhRS)

306 I didn't realize how stunningly beautiful Jodie Foster was in Silence of the Lambs. I hear she's done a little pitching for both teams.

Posted by: Max Power at December 12, 2019 03:45 PM (q177U)

307 296
Having a drink to dull the pain

Posted by: Skip at December 12, 2019 03:44 PM (ZCEU2)

I am sorry for your troubles. I hope that you can overcome them.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 12, 2019 03:45 PM (1CjJc)

308 Where in the IG report does it describe Case Agent 1's promotion?
The exact wording might make a difference since Kohler did get what appears to be a promotion to Section Chief in 2017..

Posted by: LASue at December 12, 2019 03:45 PM (wMHPW)

309 Shh. They're coming closer.

Posted by: Just the Punchline at December 12, 2019 03:45 PM (kr/v5)

310 Jodie Foster only pitches for one team and it ain't the menfolk.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 12, 2019 03:45 PM (U7qMl)

311 UK polls will close at 5 and the exit polls will show Corbyn is 100% supported by the media.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at December 12, 2019 03:45 PM (v8mAi)

312 Back in my younger days when chicks would ask if I had a name for "it", I would always say Thumper.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 12, 2019 03:46 PM (r+sAi)

313 I guess we will see if Romney continues the tradition of Maverick (not really) BS or is just is a general fuck up.

------------

The problem for Romney is he doesn't have the Hanoi Hilton background to boost him up.

Posted by: SH at December 12, 2019 03:46 PM (sX1BW)

314 didn't realize how stunningly beautiful Jodie Foster was in Silence of the Lambs. I hear she's done a little pitching for both teams.
Posted by: Max Power at December 12, 2019 03:45 PM (q177U)

That's sarcasm right?

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 12, 2019 03:46 PM (2DOZq)

315 311 UK polls will close at 5 and the exit polls will show Corbyn is 100% supported by the media.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at December 12, 2019 03:45 PM (v8mAi)

==========

The real results will not reflect this exit poll, and the real results will be called into question because of their obvious disconnect from reality.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 12, 2019 03:46 PM (q80AH)

316 257 LASue

The IG Report states the Agent was promoted to a "supervisory" position in March 2017. So, agree, very possible, if Kohler wasn't already an SSA.
Posted by: Ever at December 12, 2019 03:44 PM (R0z7P)

Thanks.

Posted by: LASue at December 12, 2019 03:47 PM (wMHPW)

317 314 didn't realize how stunningly beautiful Jodie Foster was in Silence of the Lambs. I hear she's done a little pitching for both teams.
Posted by: Max Power at December 12, 2019 03:45 PM (q177U)

That's sarcasm right?
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 12, 2019 03:46 PM (2DOZq)

=========

She's no Winona Ryder.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 12, 2019 03:47 PM (q80AH)

318 I'd shrink all of them, but having the FBI, Marshalls, and Secret Service all competing for federal LE $$$ is a good start. The SS has two primary missions, same with the Marshalls. What is the FBI's primary mission?
Posted by: SH at December 12, 2019 03:42 PM (sX1BW)

Send the FBI back to its roots.

It was originally just a few Senior Attorneys and Agents, who worked directly for the President, on cases he wanted looked into.

Was not even funded by Congress as a separate entity, but was funded out of White House Funds.

Posted by: Don Q at December 12, 2019 03:47 PM (NgKpN)

319 Back in my younger days when chicks would ask if I had a name for "it", I would always say Thumper.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 12, 2019 03:46 PM (r+sAi)
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Don't they say you either name it or eat it--you can't do both?

Posted by: The Otter at December 12, 2019 03:47 PM (YOhRS)

320 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at December 12, 2019 03:47 PM (Zz0t1)

321 290: what in the absolute fuck were you watching? and why? everybody knows monte's were gay as fuck.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 12, 2019 03:47 PM (KP5rU)

322 That's sarcasm right?
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 12, 2019 03:46 PM (2DOZq)



It has to be.

Posted by: not so at December 12, 2019 03:47 PM (HALdu)

323
When do the UK election results start coming in? From the polls it looks like the Conservatives will get a good-sized majority.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 12, 2019 03:47 PM (ndD+b)

324 177 133
Psssttt: Case Agent 1 is a "low level" alias for Barack H. Obama.

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 03:23 PM (YOhRS)

I have to disagree. Case Agent #1 was responsible for a lot of underhanded shit, and Barack Obama was too damn lazy to do that much work.
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at December 12, 2019 03:27 PM (rP4OC)


Mike Obama. Deepcover.

Posted by: Flyover EDKH at December 12, 2019 03:47 PM (Rbu5d)

325 I didn't realize how stunningly beautiful Jodie
Foster was in Silence of the Lambs. I hear she's done a little pitching
for both teams.

Posted by: Max Power at December 12, 2019 03:45 PM (q177U)

She's been playing for the other team full time since 1993. Got married to a chick in 2014.

Posted by: Timon at December 12, 2019 03:47 PM (dKm4U)

326 She's no Winona Ryder.

Uh oh. BSG has been summoned.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 12, 2019 03:48 PM (U7qMl)

327 266 FWIW - Ted Cruz hinted this morning that votes might exist for the Whistleblower and Hunter, but probably not for Schiff and Joe Biden. Though he said he would vote to have them all testify.

I think this is probably right - but those outcomes could change depending on what more comes out.
Posted by: SH at December 12, 2019 03:39 PM (sX1BW)


I am not at all up on the nuts and bolts of this whole thing, but I thought the trial was held in the Senate with the senators acting as a jury with the trial presided over by the chief justice acting as judge. I don't understand how the jury decides who can testify and who can't. Deciding what witnesses can be called also implies the Senate is conducting the defense, or maybe acting as judge which also makes no sense. I probably should get up to speed on this. Anybody here able to shed some light on this?

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at December 12, 2019 03:48 PM (kUmUV)

328 Ignorance is having a party in the USA

Posted by: REDACTED at December 12, 2019 03:48 PM (rpxSz)

329 Send the FBI back to its roots.

It was originally just a few Senior Attorneys and Agents, who worked directly for the President, on cases he wanted looked into.

Was not even funded by Congress as a separate entity, but was funded out of White House Funds.

----------------

You can easily sell me on this case - but if that is the direction, then I would just scrap them entirely. Again, an easy sell on me.

Posted by: SH at December 12, 2019 03:48 PM (sX1BW)

330 >319
Back in my younger days when chicks would ask if I had a name for "it", I would always say Thumper.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 12, 2019 03:46 PM (r+sAi)



I always went with Widower Maker.

Posted by: Muad'dib at December 12, 2019 03:48 PM (sjdRT)

331 Fucking wankers. Yesterday's Blue Alert on the guy who ran over and killed a Houston area cop was arrested at his home like a little bitch without incident around 1:30 pm.

I'm old enough to remember that if you did, they did.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2019 03:48 PM (BN/jk)

332 The Monte Carlo was much favored by guidoes around these parts....

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2019 03:48 PM (KNsKs)

333 290: what in the absolute fuck were you watching? and why? everybody knows monte's were gay as fuck.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 12, 2019 03:47 PM (KP5rU)




That is the other funny thing.

A guy giving his monte carlo a blow job, very disturbing.

A guy watching vids of another guy giving his monte carlo a blowjob, almost as disturbing.

Posted by: not so at December 12, 2019 03:49 PM (HALdu)

334 When do the UK election results start coming in? From the polls it looks like the Conservatives will get a good-sized majority.

5 PM US Eastern time.

Reports on Twitter are that there is Obama-in-2008 level massive turnout of Muslims and yoots, so Corbyn is now expected to win.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 12, 2019 03:49 PM (ZGrMX)

335
OT: there's a massive fire on Russia's only aircraft carrier. Whoops.

"Hey, hold my vodka and watch this!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 12, 2019 03:49 PM (ndD+b)

336 I didn't realize how stunningly beautiful Jodie
Foster was in Silence of the Lambs. I hear she's done a little pitching
for both teams.

Posted by: Max Power at December 12, 2019 03:45 PM

Meh. Now Candleshoe, THAT I can fap to!

Posted by: Zombie Jeffry Epstein, NOT a suicide practitioner at December 12, 2019 03:49 PM (I99aF)

337 @254 Semi-Literate Thug-That Russian carrier story just adds to my ammo trolling Youtube videos comment sections on Russian military craft. Love telling the commenters, especially the videos on Russian warplanes, when they crow about their superiority over American warplanes, how it doesn't matter if Russian planes are superior performers. Tell them the clock is always ticking when the plane takes off on whether the plane will fall out of the sky due to poor maintenance or the pilots corkscrewing it into the ground trying to hot rod them.

Posted by: JROD at December 12, 2019 03:50 PM (ZsEG/)

338 Jodie Foster was in my favorite Christmas episode of a TV show, Gunsmoke's Murry Christmas episode. lotta child stars in that one.

Posted by: x at December 12, 2019 03:50 PM (nFwvY)

339 the nickname for mine was, cervix killer.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 12, 2019 03:50 PM (KP5rU)

340 Oh, yes, I remember Jodie Foster.

Posted by: The Pinball Machine at December 12, 2019 03:50 PM (hbTkw)

341 302 I remember watching something on TV about a dude who was in physical love/lust with his car. It was a shitty Monte Carlo from the 90s. The footage of him giving oral to his car was disturbing. But the weirdest thing, to me, was that he considered the car male and was gay for it. Don't know why I found that to be too much strange on top of everything.

So ace saying of course he wouldn't fuck a male deer brought all that back. Thought I'd share.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December




Bet his wife would not mind if he watched porn.
Posted by: not so at December 12, 2019 03:44 PM (HALdu)

Yeah, but one day he bought a Hot Rod Magazine, and the Car would not start when he tried to take it home.

Posted by: Don Q at December 12, 2019 03:50 PM (NgKpN)

342 I didn't realize how stunningly beautiful Jodie
Foster was in Silence of the Lambs.


She looked alright with her good bag and cheap shoes. Well scrubbed. Good nutrition has given her some length of bone.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2019 03:50 PM (kr/v5)

343 297
Remember, the mob used to cement its presence by being good neighbors and being helpful the city bosses.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 12, 2019 03:44 PM (NpX1s)

_______


... and present its cement for the uncooperative.

Posted by: ShainS at December 12, 2019 03:51 PM (fHmCV)

344 Back in my younger days when chicks would ask if I had a name for "it", I would always say Thumper.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December


Give it the same name as their dad, makes it easy to find the depraved chicks.

Posted by: not so at December 12, 2019 03:51 PM (HALdu)

345 the nickname for mine was, cervix killer.



Grond, the hammer of the underpants.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2019 03:51 PM (kr/v5)

346 Send in Agent 99, STAT!!!!!!!111

Posted by: Agent 9.5 " at December 12, 2019 03:51 PM (Jj+59)

347 I am not at all up on the nuts and bolts of this whole thing, but I thought the trial was held in the Senate with the senators acting as a jury with the trial presided over by the chief justice acting as judge. I don't understand how the jury decides who can testify and who can't. Deciding what witnesses can be called also implies the Senate is conducting the defense, or maybe acting as judge which also makes no sense. I probably should get up to speed on this. Anybody here able to shed some light on this?

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There isn't a lot of precedence on this.

It's a trial, but not like normal trials.

Senate body, so senate rules. President could appeal to CJ if Senate refuses to have trial on terms President wants. Suspicion is CJ would vote in favor of Senate - his role being merely perfunctory.

Trump would appeal directly to the people.

Its all politics. Without a lot of precedence to guide us, I don't think anyone knows for sure.

Posted by: SH at December 12, 2019 03:51 PM (sX1BW)

348 Yeah, but one day he bought a Hot Rod Magazine, and the Car would not start when he tried to take it home.
Posted by: Don Q at December 12, 2019 03:50 PM (NgKpN)



nice

Posted by: not so at December 12, 2019 03:51 PM (HALdu)

349 345
the nickname for mine was, cervix killer.







Grond, the hammer of the underpants.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2019 03:51 PM (kr/v5)

Vlad, the Impaler.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 12, 2019 03:52 PM (1CjJc)

350 You know those government conspiracy theorists we used to make fun of? I'm not talking about the normal "big government is bad and out to get you" folks, 'cause that's mostly us. I'm talking about the crazy "the US government is run by supah-saiyan space lizard Queen Elizabeth" kind of people.

I'm more and more inclined to believe them these days. Well, maybe not believe. But they do explain some things.

Posted by: G. Gnome at December 12, 2019 03:52 PM (al6UK)

351 Here in my deer
I feel safest of all
I can lock all my horns
It's the only way to live
In deer

Posted by: Gary Numan at December 12, 2019 03:52 PM (RD7QR)

352 The best Jodie Foster ever looked was in Maverick and she still gave off the butch vibe.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 12, 2019 03:52 PM (2DOZq)

353 the nickname for mine was, cervix killer.











Grond, the hammer of the underpants.



Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2019 03:51 PM (kr/v5)

Vlad, the Impaler.


Tiny

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at December 12, 2019 03:52 PM (xkSJa)

354 Back in my younger days when chicks would ask if I had a name for "it", I would always say Thumper.

Mr Happy.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 12, 2019 03:52 PM (9t0Zz)

355 The fucking FBI has 35,000 employees and a $9.6 Billion budget. The Hoover building is 2.8 million square feet. And this is the stupid shit they come up with?

Posted by: Timon at December 12, 2019 03:53 PM (dKm4U)

356 the nickname for mine was, cervix killer.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 12, 2019 03:50 PM (KP5rU)




simultaneously wrong and hilarious.

Posted by: not so at December 12, 2019 03:53 PM (HALdu)

357 I named my penis for the things girls most often said to me.

Izzitin.

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 12, 2019 03:53 PM (YOhRS)

358 I'm more and more inclined to believe them these days. Well, maybe not believe. But they do explain some things.
Posted by: G. Gnome at December 12, 2019 03:52 PM

They're crazy, but they're also 15x more politically aware than the average American. Probably what drove them crazy.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 12, 2019 03:53 PM (I99aF)

359 dropped in to see what's up and apparently one of the conversations is about your nickname for your dick?

nice.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 12, 2019 03:53 PM (d7Ww2)

360 And on the subject of Foster, that attempt at a West Virginia accent in SotL was cringeworthy IMHO.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 12, 2019 03:54 PM (2DOZq)

361 Tatum O'Neal coulda been the straight Jodie Foster if all that cocaine hadn't gotten in the way.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 12, 2019 03:54 PM (U7qMl)

362 i wouldn't wish some of these fbi agents on the marshall islands. but i suppose it's worth a try.

Posted by: mjc at December 12, 2019 03:54 PM (Pg+x7)

363 "Wallace on Wednesday said President Trump's continued attacks against
the media amounted to the most "direct, sustained assault on the
freedom of the press" in U.S. history."

The Soviets infiltrated the "free press" (as if it is merely the credentialed talking heads) ... long ago. Trump is fighting/burying the bastardized carcass of that institution.


Wallace and his fellow firefighters are rightly dismayed.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 12, 2019 03:54 PM (Cus5s)

364 316 LASue

I get all my info from twitter. lol Look at @FOOL_NELSON for the background links. He was one of the first to ID Ciaramella.

Posted by: Ever at December 12, 2019 03:54 PM (R0z7P)

365 359
dropped in to see what's up and apparently one of the conversations is about your nickname for your dick?



nice.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 12, 2019 03:53 PM (d7Ww2)

Not touching it.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 12, 2019 03:54 PM (1CjJc)

366 I am consider re-naming mine to Case Agent No. 1.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 12, 2019 03:54 PM (r+sAi)

367 dropped in to see what's up and apparently one of the conversations is about your nickname for your dick?

nice.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 12, 2019 03:53 PM (d7Ww2)




nobody nicknames their dick "nice."

Posted by: not so at December 12, 2019 03:54 PM (HALdu)

368 dropped in to see what's up and apparently one of the conversations is about your nickname for your dick?





nice.



Posted by: nurse ratched at December 12, 2019 03:53 PM (d7Ww2)

Not touching it.


That's what the girls used to say!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at December 12, 2019 03:55 PM (xkSJa)

369 Reading Just One Minute and comments by Tom R, like those but it's someone here though don't know a Tom R but he's a ' member here'

Posted by: Skip at December 12, 2019 03:55 PM (ZCEU2)

370 Brian Stelter calls his dick the "Tater Tot"

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 12, 2019 03:56 PM (U7qMl)

371 dropped in to see what's up and apparently one of the conversations is about your nickname for your dick?



Since you asked, Sir Lance-a-lot.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 12, 2019 03:56 PM (hbTkw)

372 "Wallace on Wednesday said President Trump's continued attacks against
the media amounted to the most "direct, sustained assault on the
freedom of the press" in U.S. history."

---------------

Wallace and the media may in their mind wish that Trump was really against them, then they could really be the martyrs they claim.

It is a very sick perversion. They want to be the hostages. But that is only because they know they never will be real hostages.

Posted by: SH at December 12, 2019 03:56 PM (sX1BW)

373 member, heh!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 12, 2019 03:56 PM (KP5rU)

374 do women name their boobs? such as Thelma and Louise

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 12, 2019 03:56 PM (r+sAi)

375 I haven't read all the comments but, has anyone noted that Lindsey Graham has a 99% Lifetime Conservative Record on Fox & Friends, but only a 28% record in the actual Senate, yet?

Posted by: that guy that hasn't read all the comments at December 12, 2019 03:56 PM (kr/v5)

376 nice.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 12, 2019 03:53 PM (d7Ww2)


We're inclusive - got a nickname for the sniz ? Please share.

Used to work with a guy that called his wife's love tunnel Mrs. Butterworth.

Posted by: Clayton Bigsby at December 12, 2019 03:56 PM (a4/Ug)

377 306
I didn't realize how stunningly beautiful Jodie Foster was in Silence of
the Lambs. I hear she's done a little pitching for both teams.

Posted by: Max Power at December 12, 2019 03:45 PM (q177U)

___________


"Nothing like Taxi Driver." -- John Hinckley, live from Epstein's Pedo Island!

Posted by: ShainS at December 12, 2019 03:57 PM (fHmCV)

378
Surely you aren't overlooking transgender case agents, ace. They can be just as bad actors as cis-folk!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 12, 2019 03:57 PM (pNxlR)

379 Senate body, so senate rules. President could appeal to CJ if Senate refuses to have trial on terms President wants. Suspicion is CJ would vote in favor of Senate - his role being merely perfunctory.

Trump would appeal directly to the people.

Its all politics. Without a lot of precedence to guide us, I don't think anyone knows for sure.
Posted by: SH at December 12, 2019 03:51 PM (sX1BW)

Even though the Justice PRESIDES over the trial, meaning he should have the power to run the damn thing.

Chief Justice Roberts is such a wimp that he would never do that.

Posted by: Don Q at December 12, 2019 03:57 PM (NgKpN)

380 "We need a comprehensive list of the catastrophic clusterfarks of the
"world's preeminent investigative agency" and it's Federal allies over
the past 30 years.

Richard Jewell
Ruby Ridge
Waco
Anthrax
Hanssen

Posted by: xnycpeasant at December 12, 2019 02:26 PM (koNhm)
---
You know, I really didn't like Mmm Bop. But the FBI was right to stand down.
---

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 03:58 PM (YOhRS)

381 She named it

Posted by: Brave Little Toaster at December 12, 2019 03:58 PM (q1Pj5)

382 290: what in the absolute fuck were you watching? and why? everybody knows monte's were gay as fuck.

early 80's era I had a middle east econ instructor that could have made a run as a stand up comedian. One of his riffs was Monte Carlos could be the basis of economies over there because that was what everybody wanted to drive.

Posted by: DanMan at December 12, 2019 03:58 PM (XTiHL)

383 Ohhh ace, French is being a Super Duper Grown Up again:


https://twitter.com/DavidAFrench/status/1205227656943415305


I know, I know, I should stick with my I don't care about him but it's right there within even my reach.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 12, 2019 03:59 PM (mf5HN)

384 "We need a comprehensive list of the catastrophic clusterfarks of the
"world's preeminent investigative agency" and it's Federal allies over
the past 30 years.



Don't forget the Vegas shooter, the San Bernardino clusterfuck, and, of course, completely missing 9-11.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 12, 2019 03:59 PM (hbTkw)

385 Oh almost forgot
On radio today a Repubic of New Jersey State representative was fighting that they soon will be giving illegals drivers license, of course for much cheaper than real residents and less background information.

Posted by: Skip at December 12, 2019 03:59 PM (ZCEU2)

386 like ace is here. posted, and off to to starbucks. quick, to the idiotmobile!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 12, 2019 04:00 PM (KP5rU)

387 It's cool Alex, I'll just shift the view setting on my phone to braille.

Posted by: Clayton Bigsby at December 12, 2019 04:00 PM (a4/Ug)

388 do women name their boobs? such as Thelma and Louise
Posted by: Guy Mohawk


AtC did.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2019 04:00 PM (BN/jk)

389
Don't forget the Vegas shooter, the San Bernardino clusterfuck, and, of course, completely missing 9-11.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 12, 2019 03:59 PM (hbTkw)

Orlando Pulse Night Club and the Texas draw Mo contest.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 12, 2019 04:00 PM (1CjJc)

390 just read a review of a new biography of mel brooks. trump has much in common - brash, irreverent, rude, crude, dominating, attention-craving, and at times, very funny.

Posted by: mjc at December 12, 2019 04:00 PM (Pg+x7)

391 40
Again I say, Christopher Wray should have been in front of the Graham's committee today.


Posted by: lowandslow at December 12, 2019 03:10 PM (4thlk)

I think you misspelled 'firing squad'.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 12, 2019 04:00 PM (ufFY8)

392 And I always liked Jodie Foster, thinks she does a great gob in her movies.

Posted by: Skip at December 12, 2019 04:01 PM (ZCEU2)

393 Wretched hive of scum and villainy.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2019 04:01 PM (NWiLs)

394 "Wallace on Wednesday said President Trump's continued attacks against
the media amounted to the most "direct, sustained assault on the
freedom of the press" in U.S. history."

These are the brightest people around? Trump is trying to save them from themselves. But of course addicts never willingly understand.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 12, 2019 04:01 PM (H8QX8)

395 I think you misspelled 'firing squad'.
Nobody names their dick that.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 12, 2019 04:01 PM (r+sAi)

396 nobody nicknames their dick "nice."

Posted by: not so at December 12, 2019 03:54 PM (HALdu)

No. Because it's a dick.

Posted by: Roland THTG at December 12, 2019 04:01 PM (88+cf)

397 It's like French doesn't actually understand how little room the left has to charge "hypocrisy".

Yes, Trump *did* those things--he's also *doing* things RealConservatives™ were supposed to try to get done.

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 04:02 PM (YOhRS)

398 I think that cognac is working

Posted by: Skip at December 12, 2019 04:02 PM (ZCEU2)

399 what in the absolute fuck were you watching? and why? everybody knows monte's were gay as fuck.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 12, 2019 03:47 PM

Found it:
https://bit.ly/2Ea37jh

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 12, 2019 04:02 PM (I99aF)

400 396 nobody nicknames their dick "nice."

Posted by: not so at December 12, 2019 03:54 PM (HALdu)

No. Because it's a dick.
Posted by: Roland THTG at December 12, 2019 04:01 PM (88+cf)

There's three kinds of people in this world, Chuck!

Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2019 04:02 PM (NWiLs)

401 ... and also charming and generous,

Posted by: mjc at December 12, 2019 04:02 PM (Pg+x7)

402 Boston Bombing

If they would have believed the Russians on that like they believed them on the dossier, they could have prevented it. .

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 12, 2019 04:02 PM (2DOZq)

403 392 she does gob alot. especially when yodeling in the gulley.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 12, 2019 04:02 PM (KP5rU)

404 Found it:
https://bit.ly/2Ea37jh


Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 12, 2019 04:02 PM (I99aF)

Thanks!

Posted by: No One Ever at December 12, 2019 04:03 PM (1CjJc)

405 395 I think you misspelled 'firing squad'.
Nobody names their dick that.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 12, 2019 04:01 PM (r+sAi)

[Shifty eyes] Of course not. Certainly not.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 12, 2019 04:03 PM (RD7QR)

406 Sorry, it was a Ford Probe. A man being gay for a car called Probe. I guess it makes more sense now.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 12, 2019 04:03 PM (I99aF)

407 Tain! In da min!

Posted by: Jodie Foster's finest role at December 12, 2019 04:03 PM (hbTkw)

408 http://bit.ly/2qKK63V
*******
JUST IN: Hunter Biden's Baby Mama Lunden Roberts Will Get to Grill Biden UNDER OATH About Money He Made From Burisma
*******
I don't know about everyone is BUT It's is too coninkydinkle how this is all falling into place

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 12, 2019 04:03 PM (BqBId)

409 dropped in to see what's up and apparently one of the conversations is about your nickname for your dick?

nice.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 12, 2019 03:53 PM (d7Ww2)


The Girls
The Rack

*innocently wanders off*

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 12, 2019 04:03 PM (Z4rgH)

410 Found it:
https://bit.ly/2Ea37jh


Posted by: Rusty Nail at December




That anonymous chick at the Federalist is going to hate you when her husband sees this.

Posted by: not so at December 12, 2019 04:04 PM (HALdu)

411 Now I have that Secret Agent Man song stuck in my head.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf?

That's better than Dominic the Donkey (lookin' at you, Bluebell !)

Posted by: JT at December 12, 2019 04:04 PM (arJlL)

412 Hi Insom!

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 12, 2019 04:04 PM (d7Ww2)

413 There's three kinds of people in this world, Chuck!
Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2019 04:02 PM (NWiLs)
---
Thank you!

Posted by: The Consoler (their/their/their) at December 12, 2019 04:04 PM (YOhRS)

414 JUST IN: Hunter Biden's Baby Mama Lunden Roberts Will Get to Grill Biden UNDER OATH About Money He Made From Burisma
*******
I don't know about everyone is BUT It's is too coninkydinkle how this is all falling into place

------------------

Yes. Yes.

Posted by: Not Hillary Clinton at December 12, 2019 04:04 PM (sX1BW)

415 Was this deer just prancing around asking for it?
In a beautiful camouflage bikini, no less!

Posted by: Grannymimi at December 12, 2019 04:05 PM (u5LFV)

416 The fucking FBI has 35,000 employees and a $9.6 Billion budget. The Hoover building is 2.8 million square feet. And this is the stupid shit they come up with?
Posted by: Timon

This is what I don't get. Some shady real estate deal, with payoffs, and a whiff of mob involvement would have been believe able.

Posted by: Jean at December 12, 2019 04:05 PM (cAnuB)

417 Lulz at Pelosi trying to explain why they didn't include bribery as she promised they had proof for: "I'm not a lawyer"

She's fucking certifying the safety of Chernobyl, but "I'm not a nuclear engineer" so if America blows up ... that's our fault.

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at December 12, 2019 04:05 PM (vPKfA)

418 just read a review of a new biography of mel brooks. trump has much in common - brash, irreverent, rude, crude, dominating, attention-craving, and at times, very funny.
Posted by: mjc at December 12, 2019 04:00 PM (Pg+x7)

I think that's a common mischaracterization of Trump. I don't see him as "rude, crude, dominating" or even necessarily irreverent. That is, if those aspects do emerge they only do so in the service of a constructive, confident and intrepid intelligence, i.e., a classic executive problem-solver.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 12, 2019 04:05 PM (H8QX8)

419 http://bit.ly/2YGGWuC
*********
Florida Woman Repeatedly Stabs Herself in Stomach Because She's "Tired of Living in Trump's Country"

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 12, 2019 04:05 PM (BqBId)

420 Has Joe invited Hunter to the family Christmas picnic in Fort Marcy Park?

Posted by: not so at December 12, 2019 04:06 PM (HALdu)

421 Late to this soiree. Jodie Foster. She in the Pink Hair Coven?

Posted by: tubal at December 12, 2019 04:06 PM (90T4r)

422 JUST IN: Hunter Biden's Baby Mama Lunden Roberts Will Get to Grill Biden UNDER OATH About Money He Made From Burisma

Boy, that's a spicy meatball. I'll bet the media tries to bury the testimony too.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 12, 2019 04:06 PM (ZGrMX)

423 Florida Woman Repeatedly Stabs Herself in Stomach Because She's "Tired of Living in Trump's Country"

--------------

Finally some decency on the left.

Posted by: SH at December 12, 2019 04:06 PM (sX1BW)

424 Btw, Jodie Foster in one of her first movies starred in The Little Girl Who Lives Down The Lane, when she was 15....

There's a nude scene. Her SISTER served as the body double (she was 21).

The movie was on Netflix for a while.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 12, 2019 04:07 PM (Z4rgH)

425 Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 12, 2019 04:05 PM

Too early to say, "More, please"?

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 12, 2019 04:07 PM (I99aF)

426 Was this deer just prancing around asking for it?
In a beautiful camouflage bikini, no less!
Posted by: Grannymimi at December 12, 2019 04:05 PM (u5LFV)
---
And just look at that rack!!!

Posted by: Guy Who Repeats His Jokes at December 12, 2019 04:07 PM (YOhRS)

427 374 do women name their boobs? such as Thelma and Louise


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 12, 2019 03:56 PM (r+sAi)


trying to come up for a short, succinct description of "unobtrusive yet eerily magnetic"

Posted by: kallisto at December 12, 2019 04:08 PM (kD8Fh)

428 424 Btw, Jodie Foster in one of her first movies starred in The Little Girl Who Lives Down The Lane, when she was 15....

There's a nude scene. Her SISTER served as the body double (she was 21).

The movie was on Netflix for a while.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 12, 2019 04:07 PM (Z4rgH)

So they didn't " Pretty Baby" her then?

Posted by: tubal at December 12, 2019 04:08 PM (90T4r)

429 I wonder what Big Mike calls his package?

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at December 12, 2019 04:08 PM (ig0oY)

430 Florida Woman Repeatedly Stabs Herself in Stomach Because She's "Tired of Living in Trump's Country"


She deserves an NEA grant.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 12, 2019 04:08 PM (hbTkw)

431 If "she" says "she" has a great rack, ace, you might just want to check "her" out down-under first.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 12, 2019 04:09 PM (Dh1wo)

432 What is the FBI's primary mission?

Posted by: SH at December 12, 2019 03:42 PM (sX1BW)

Screwing over all decent people.

Posted by: Grannymimi at December 12, 2019 04:09 PM (u5LFV)

433 383 Ohhh ace, French is being a Super Duper Grown Up again:

LOL, figures that David French's favorite superhero is that most useless superhero of all, Aquaman.

The one who talks to fish and waterskis on dolphins while the real superheros get down to business..

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 12, 2019 04:11 PM (U7qMl)

434 Unless Crazy Uncle Joe is bull shitting us he sees nothing wrong about Hunter's no work pay job.
Rush played the complete confession of Crazy Uncle Joe about the bribery and pressure on the Ukrainians that the Democrats are pushijng onto President Trump at noon.

Posted by: Skip at December 12, 2019 04:11 PM (ZCEU2)

435 Nood Sharpton redux

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 12, 2019 04:11 PM (I99aF)

436 What is the FBI's primary mission?

Overthrowing the elected President of the USA

Posted by: Skip at December 12, 2019 04:12 PM (ZCEU2)

437 Florida Woman Repeatedly Stabs Herself in Stomach Because She's "Tired of Living in Trump's Country"

Well...bye.

Posted by: Brother Cavil
Democrats, Media, and Deep State:
Hostis Humani Generis
at December 12, 2019 04:13 PM (Rvlwi)

438 Maybe agent 1 is Epstein.
Or that whistleblower guy.

Posted by: artemis at December 12, 2019 04:14 PM (AwPyG)

439 As a Sperm Whale, I don't see how I missed the cut.

Posted by: Moby Dick at December 12, 2019 04:15 PM (kr/v5)

440 Florida Woman Repeatedly Stabs Herself in Stomach Because She's "Tired of Living in Trump's Country"

She needs help:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/vw6kwys

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at December 12, 2019 04:16 PM (xkSJa)

441 Stopped at the 7-11 not long after reading Ace's Kentucky judge post. Never noticed how many people bought Twinkies and Zingers. Settled on a scone myself. After today I would refuse a Twinkie. Zingers deserve second look. Frosting.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at December 12, 2019 04:17 PM (hKi6n)

442 And is this Alan Kohler of the porcelain Kohlers?

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at December 12, 2019 04:19 PM (hKi6n)

443 Translation Guide

She says your dick is nice :: She means it's small
Cute :: Smallest I've ever seen
Fine :: Too tiny to use
Nice :: Small
Perfect :: Small
So big! :: Average
Perfect :: Perfect
Huge :: Bigger than average

A Monster! :: Big
Biggest I've Ever Seen!! :: Damn Big

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 12, 2019 04:20 PM (q1Pj5)

444 Having a drink to dull the pain
Posted by: Skip

What pain ?

Did Ace mistake you for a deer ?

Posted by: JT at December 12, 2019 04:22 PM (arJlL)

445 Having a drink to dull the pain
Posted by: Skip

What pain ?

Did Ace mistake you for a deer ?
Posted by: JT at December 12, 2019 04:22 PM (arJlL)
---
Okay. I LOL-ed.

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 04:25 PM (YOhRS)

Kentucky Judge Accused of Having Threesomes in Judge's Chambers, Pressuring Subordinates Into Having Sex

This is from December 6.

Why haven't you heard of this very clickable story?

Because the judge is a woman and women must be constantly praised and validated.

You know who I blame for this female judge pressuring her subordinates into deviant three-way sex?

I blame The Patriarchy.

That's right -- Democrat Victim Coalition Groups can only learn bad behavior from Republican-Affiliated Oppressers.

If Black Hebrew Israerlites slaughter Jews, that's because they learned it from White Supremacists.

If Judge 3-Inputs pressures lawyers into filling her up like a Twinkie that spent too long in the cream station, well, she learned that from The Patriarchy.


A Kentucky judge has been accused of turning her chambers into a glorified frat house, having a threesome with staffers and allowing employees to get drunk on the job -- all while abusing her power to win re-election, according to reports.

The judge, Dawn Gentry, was hit with nine charges by the state’s Judicial Conduct Commission on Wednesday related to the Animal House antics, Cincinnati.com reported.

The trouble started when Gentry hired her band’s guitar player, Stephen Penrose.

Gentry and Penrose, a former pastor, proceeded to use the courthouse like a swingers' club, investigators allege.

The pair allegedly had a threesome with Gentry’s secretary, Laura Aubrey, according to the paperwork cited by Cincinnati.com.

The judge, who served on a panel to help abused children, also tried to seduce another member of the panel, Katherine Schulz, into having a second threesome, the report said.

Well, okay, she was into the "good kind" of threeways (2F, 1M) and not the sick, disgusting kind.

So I guess The Patriarchy didn't completely corrupt her.

This isn't the first time Dawn Gentry has made the news the past few months.

In October, it was reported that she had her own divorce records sealed in another county.

Trust your Overlord Class! They're the best and brightest and never use their positions for self-enrichment!

Dawn Gentry, a Kenton County Family Court Judge, wanted a divorce but didn’t want anyone to see the details.

The judge and her now ex-husband, who live in Kenton County, filed the divorce in Grant County, which is an hour away.

Then they got the file sealed; no one could read the documents that could be a window into public officials’'conduct. The Enquirer went to court and got a judge to unseal the records.

Divorce records, like most court records, are public by default. That's because all court proceedings are public matters unless a judge puts them under seal by request.

Now, I know everyone's wondering: Is she a 1 or a 0?

Well, based on the picture at that article, she's a 0.

It all depends on the hotness of the staffer she pressures to join the 3-way.

She looks like a Vulcan who's dressing up as an elf for Halloween.

JudgeDawnGentryFB.jpg
I will hold you in contempt of my snizz

But bewbs, a commenter objects.

I guess there's something to work with here.

More allegations:

That witness, in her own sworn statement, explained how Gentry's behavior trickled down to the most vulnerable citizens seeking legal help -- abused children.

Clients became bystander victims as tension rose between the attorneys and the judge.

When attorneys didn’t do as Gentry asked, according to the complaints, they got kicked off or resigned from a legal panel that’s designed to give free help to children facing abuse. The attorneys tried to continue work with some clients and quickly transferred others to new attorneys. Gentry "thwarted" the efforts, according to Hummel and a sworn witness statement.

The witness is Katherine Schulz, who resigned from the panel in May. She wrote in her affidavit that she faced the judge's "wrath" when she rebuffed sexual propositions from the judge; she also said she saw others punished for not sufficiently supporting the judge, either politically or by showing up for performances by the judge’s band, South of Cincy.

Hummel said he was pushed out of his job on the panel after 10 years and was replaced by someone who donated quadruple the amount he did to Gentry's campaign. He told The Enquirer the judge later dragged her feet on signing documents that would have helped hundreds of children who were his clients.

The claim is that she pressured this woman to have sex with her own husband, I suppose, maybe?, to help her in her divorce?

Gentry wanted Schulz to seduce her husband in exchange for a higher paying position on the panel, according to the affidavit. Schulz refused, and expressed in the affidavit that she thought it was a joke until it was brought up on multiple occasions.

Schulz believed this was Gentry's way of looking to blame her husband, Brian Gentry, for their divorce.

Schulz alleges that Gentry later pressured her to join her 3-way with her ex-pastor guitarist.

That band must really rock.

The article describes Gentry's use of her power to bully and intimidate people.

It seems like another case of a sociopath seeking political power so that their criminal urges can have the blessing of official imprimatur.

We're seeing a great deal of that, aren't we?


Posted by: Ace of Spades at 02:04 PM




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Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 12, 2019 02:06 PM (q80AH)

2 As was asked yesterday, gotta wonder how many men this "family court judge" f'd over in divorce proceedings.

Posted by: DocJ at December 12, 2019 02:06 PM (77WPm)

3 I heard about this last week.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 12, 2019 02:06 PM (hLRSq)

4 Willowed:

FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at December 12, 2019 02:06 PM (Zz0t1)

5 AHa! now we know where the ewok's been!

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 12, 2019 02:06 PM (G546f)

6 Nice bewbs, though.

Posted by: Tinker at December 12, 2019 02:07 PM (dvbme)

7 That's about the best pic of her and doesn't really look like her. Would not hit.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 12, 2019 02:07 PM (U7qMl)

8 I've seen worse.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 12, 2019 02:07 PM (q80AH)

9 ace doing yeoman's work on the snizz front

Posted by: blaster at December 12, 2019 02:07 PM (9VeU0)

10 She looks like Howdy Doody, for fuck's sake!

Unless you're Buffalo Bob - or maybe Clarabell the Clown - why on earth would you bed her?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 12, 2019 02:07 PM (Ki5SV)

11 Can she get me off?

Posted by: Builder Berg at December 12, 2019 02:07 PM (qMnBn)

12 A little horsey lookin.
But who am I to judge?

Posted by: Roland THTG at December 12, 2019 02:07 PM (88+cf)

13 Definitely throuple material.

Posted by: ShainS at December 12, 2019 02:08 PM (eKOXG)

14 You came in that thing ?

You ARE brave.

Posted by: Princess Leia at December 12, 2019 02:08 PM (xfPFu)

15 Here come the judge!

Posted by: Zombie Flip Wilson at December 12, 2019 02:08 PM (yDuo2)

16 Well, just remove my legal briefs to a higher court!

Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2019 02:08 PM (lUcEx)

17 I make mock of her snizz, as is our custom. On the other hand, I'd hit that. On the gripping hand, I'd hit anything at this point. Is that TMI?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 12, 2019 02:08 PM (RD7QR)

18 With the hair down, meh. But meh. Saw a pic of her yesterday on FOX in a tight blue shirt. Nice bewbs. Plus maybe she does butt stuff. So I am going to say closing time 5 with a chance of coyote arm in the morning.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2019 02:09 PM (r7Fvf)

19 Holy shit! We found Dumbo's mom!

Posted by: Marcus T at December 12, 2019 02:09 PM (VpIIl)

20 So if you hired a lawyer who was willing to hit that, your case was a winner.

Posted by: blaster at December 12, 2019 02:09 PM (9VeU0)

21 She does butt stuff.

Every time she does she says "I'll allow it".

Posted by: eleven at December 12, 2019 02:09 PM (M0u+N)

22 I'd hit it.

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary at December 12, 2019 02:09 PM (Qgge5)

23 those ears are made for gripping

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 12, 2019 02:09 PM (G546f)

24 Hey Gurl, how You doin?

Posted by: Katie Hill at December 12, 2019 02:09 PM (IttZ7)

25 Kinky country judge. Big ears and dilverance grin.

Posted by: Redenzo at December 12, 2019 02:09 PM (E7vND)

26 Her head is very crooked, right along with her brain.

Posted by: Sponge at December 12, 2019 02:09 PM (Zz0t1)

27 LOL get fucked?

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2019 02:09 PM (KNsKs)

28
I saw this on the Morning Report.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2019 02:09 PM (zBaqJ)

29 Sidehole, you're on her.



Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 02:09 PM (dSCW/)

30 I'd hit it

Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 12, 2019 02:09 PM (48RE5)

31 She preferred a hung jury.

She was acting pro boner.

Posted by: Pee-Wee Herman at December 12, 2019 02:09 PM (+y/Ru)

32 I've seen better pictures of her, but she's no Katie Hill, and that's a pretty low bar.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 12, 2019 02:09 PM (ppBhU)

33 If she would take her shirt off I could tell you if jurisprudence has it's perks...

Posted by: Builder Berg at December 12, 2019 02:09 PM (qMnBn)

34 Oh Christ, that caption... I'm dying here.

She and Katie Hill have a lot to commiserate about.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 12, 2019 02:09 PM (I99aF)

35 **Guitar Solo**

Posted by: Penrose at December 12, 2019 02:10 PM (dSCW/)

36 So wife is into FFM threesomes, and husband divorces her...

That right there is pretty curious.

And she isn't hot, but she is cute.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at December 12, 2019 02:10 PM (AGMq9)

37 On the gripping hand, I'd hit anything at this point. Is that TMI?
=====

Tanned, rested and freshly shorn.

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary at December 12, 2019 02:10 PM (Qgge5)

38 She likes big gavels.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 12, 2019 02:10 PM (U7qMl)

39 She preferred a hung jury.

She was acting pro boner.
Posted by: Pee-Wee Herman at December 12, 2019 02:09 PM

All rise.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2019 02:10 PM (r7Fvf)

40 25 Kinky country judge. Big ears and dilverance grin.
Posted by: Redenzo at December 12, 2019 02:09 PM (E7vND)

The plaintiff will squeal like a pig, bitchwoman!

Posted by: Judge Hornypants at December 12, 2019 02:10 PM (RD7QR)

41 The judge, who served on a panel to help abused children, also tried to seduce another member of the panel, Katherine Schulz, into having a second threesome, the report said.

==

so wrong

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 12, 2019 02:10 PM (G546f)

42 >>>18 With the hair down, meh. But meh. Saw a pic of her yesterday on FOX in a tight blue shirt. Nice bewbs.

I just linked that. So, yeah. BUT, I've seen other pictures where she's not at all stacked. She's a D cup one day, a b cup the next.

Women's boobs are as mysterious as their mishes.

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 02:10 PM (PbpT7)

43 She looks like one of the Mangalores from The Fifth Element.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 12, 2019 02:11 PM (VpIIl)

44 She's six beers porkable. I mean she's not the super models that you guys sport but she has a nice smile and the crazy eye.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2019 02:11 PM (kr/v5)

45 Judge 3-Inputs

_________


LOL

Posted by: ShainS at December 12, 2019 02:11 PM (eKOXG)

46 She has a collection of coyote arms in her closet.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 12, 2019 02:11 PM (naIlL)

47 Hey, as a Kentuckian for twenty some years, she's extra hawt! Looks like she has all her teeth! Boy Howdy!

Posted by: engineer at December 12, 2019 02:11 PM (10bW0)

48 You get Justice and Juicestus in her courtroom.

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 12, 2019 02:11 PM (P1AAi)

49 I see you're making up for your failure to use "snizz" in the preceding thread, ace. Well played.


Y'know, I work in state government. With all the stories that keep coming out about bad behavior on the part of state and local government employees, I'm just biding my time until I open a supply closet and find three of my coworkers licking maple syrup off a set of taxidermied moose genitals.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at December 12, 2019 02:11 PM (rP4OC)

50 10 She looks like Howdy Doody, for fuck's sake!

Dude, that's what bags are for

Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 12, 2019 02:11 PM (48RE5)

51 Her Jurisprudence are bountiful.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 02:11 PM (dSCW/)

52 None of these things have ever happened to me in any office environment I've worked in.

Posted by: Sponge at December 12, 2019 02:11 PM (Zz0t1)

53 >>If Judge 3-Inputs pressures lawyers into filling her up like a Twinkie
that spent too long in the cream station, well, she learned that from
The Patriarchy.

The case against her is airtight.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 12, 2019 02:11 PM (1CjJc)

54 >>>49 I see you're making up for your failure to use "snizz" in the preceding thread, ace. Well played.

Yes, I felt chastised, justly.

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 02:12 PM (PbpT7)

55 She is a One in the pic in the first link.
She is less of a One in the second link pic.

But, you won't see the elf-ears anyway because those black robes will be over her head.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 12, 2019 02:12 PM (ufFY8)

56 How did the bailiff hold his liquor?

By the ears

Liquor, licker

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 12, 2019 02:12 PM (yDuo2)

57 On a 1 to 10 scale, she's nowhere near a 0, or even 1. But I'm not letting her climb above 3, unless her BJ skills are so profound that they become studied and published in medical journals.

Posted by: Rusty Nail, putting serious thought in at December 12, 2019 02:12 PM (I99aF)

58 It's Kentucky. So after a few 142 proof Stagg bourbons, I'd hit it.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 12, 2019 02:12 PM (VpIIl)

59 I just linked that. So, yeah. BUT, I've seen other
pictures where she's not at all stacked. She's a D cup one day, a b cup
the next.



Women's boobs are as mysterious as their mishes.

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 02:10 PM (PbpT7)


The Wonderbra really can do wonders.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at December 12, 2019 02:12 PM (rP4OC)

60 Qualified for the FISA court i guess.

Posted by: henry at December 12, 2019 02:12 PM (JMDly)

61 ...otherwise known as Judge Tre.

Posted by: Sponge at December 12, 2019 02:12 PM (Zz0t1)

62 >>She looks like Howdy Doody, for fuck's sake!


Still gonna need photos of that Third Wheel.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 02:13 PM (dSCW/)

63 >>>57 On a 1 to 10 scale, she's nowhere near a 0, or even 1.

the 0/1 scale is binary. It's just You Would or You Would Not.

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 02:13 PM (PbpT7)

64 I just linked that. So, yeah. BUT, I've seen other pictures where she's not at all stacked. She's a D cup one day, a b cup the next.

Women's boobs are as mysterious as their mishes.
Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 02:10 PM

Yea, still meh, but not horrible. Must have been fun at the Christmas party.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2019 02:13 PM (r7Fvf)

65 A judge, a preacher and a court clerk walk into a sidebar...

Posted by: Muldoon at December 12, 2019 02:13 PM (m45I2)

66 The story also gets pretty weird when you say "hired her guitarist/former pastor"...

Posted by: Dave in Fla at December 12, 2019 02:13 PM (AGMq9)

67 I was in traffic court for speeding once. Lady judge was hot. I told her so too. She cut my fine in half.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 12, 2019 02:13 PM (U/u2R)

68 I need to know what exactly is the quo in this here situation. Are we talking expungement?

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at December 12, 2019 02:13 PM (jp0Bv)

69 Dawn Gentry. Sounds like a country singer's name. She's obviously a victim much in the same way that Katie Hill was. It was hard for me to believe a US Representative could've been so very unbelievably stupid to engage in the crap Hill did, yet she did. And the same goes for this judge. Stupid, stupid women.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 12, 2019 02:13 PM (JoUsr)

70 Those ears would make nice handles...IFKWIM

Posted by: Timon at December 12, 2019 02:13 PM (dKm4U)

71 Order in my court!


You first. Then you. Then, you, you, and you.

Posted by: Judge Freaky Deaky at December 12, 2019 02:13 PM (1CjJc)

72 I move for a Gag Order.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 02:13 PM (dSCW/)

73 Hmmm....looks like Cindy Lou Who grew up to became a judge

Posted by: Brian Gass at December 12, 2019 02:13 PM (uOUn/)

74 16
Well, just remove my legal briefs to a higher court!

Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2019 02:08 PM (lUcEx)

________


If it doesn't fit, she won't acquit.

Posted by: ShainS at December 12, 2019 02:14 PM (eKOXG)

75 Judge Head

Posted by: Princess Leia at December 12, 2019 02:14 PM (xfPFu)

76 They play scissors at work.

What do they get up to off work?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 12, 2019 02:14 PM (o3dyY)

77 Are we talking expungement?


Hey! This is a family blog!

Posted by: The Staffer at December 12, 2019 02:14 PM (kr/v5)

78 The judge has a guitarist?

Does he sit behind her and sing "Lawyers, Guns & Money" to entertain the crowd during sidebars?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 12, 2019 02:14 PM (U7qMl)

79 63 >>>57 On a 1 to 10 scale, she's nowhere near a 0, or even 1.

the 0/1 scale is binary. It's just You Would or You Would Not.

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 02:13 PM (PbpT7)

In some ways it is a test of blood alcohol levels.

Posted by: Someguy at December 12, 2019 02:14 PM (7nTlT)

80 Kentucky woman
She shines with her own kind of light

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2019 02:14 PM (+y/Ru)

81 In the spirit of fairness, she appears to have a pretty decent rack: https://tinyurl.com/vv8mms8. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Bill Carson at December 12, 2019 02:15 PM (k3ocB)

82 Is she an offspring of Liz Warren's? She's got those ears.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 12, 2019 02:15 PM (ptqGC)

83 One through nine, no maybes, no supposes, no fractions. You can't travel in space, you can't go out into space, you know, without, like, you know, uh, with fractions - what are you going to land on - one-quarter, three-eighths? What are you going to do when you go from here to Venus or something? That's dialectic physics.

Posted by: Dennis Hopper explains the binary Yes/No Scale at December 12, 2019 02:15 PM (PbpT7)

84 56
How did the bailiff hold his liquor?



By the ears



Liquor, licker

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 12, 2019 02:12 PM (yDuo2)

Liquor in the front. Poker in the rear.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 12, 2019 02:15 PM (1CjJc)

85 C'mon, if a female judge pulled you into her chambers and started making advances, she could look like RBG. Most of you would close your eyes and go for it. This is the place that talks about Brie Larsen's lack of an ass for 6 months in threads about everything from impeachment to shitty Star Wars remakes.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 12, 2019 02:15 PM (VpIIl)

86 Permission to treat the Snizz as a Hostile Witness, your honor?

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 02:15 PM (dSCW/)

87 The judge has a guitarist?

The only way this story could have been better is if he had been a bassist.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 12, 2019 02:15 PM (wCmLp)

88 Does he sit behind her and sing "Lawyers, Guns & Money" to entertain the crowd during sidebars?


She slow jams justice, so to speak.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2019 02:15 PM (kr/v5)

89 52 None of these things have ever happened to me in any office environment I've worked in. DAMMIT
Posted by: Sponge at December 12, 2019 02:11 PM (Zz0t1)

Fixed

Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 12, 2019 02:15 PM (48RE5)

90 67 I was in traffic court for speeding once. Lady judge was hot. I told her so too. She cut my fine in half.
Posted by: Xipe Totec
==


Are you serious? you must be cute or something

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 12, 2019 02:15 PM (G546f)

91 DDG image search for Dawn Gentry has very little to do with Dawn Gentry and more to do with blowjobs, for some reason.

Posted by: Sponge at December 12, 2019 02:15 PM (Zz0t1)

92 Boobies!

Posted by: Max Power at December 12, 2019 02:15 PM (q177U)

93 I sentence you to help me make The Sign of the Three-Humped Camel. In my chambers. Now. Court is DISMISSED.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 12, 2019 02:15 PM (U7qMl)

94 Good lord, what a freakshow!!

Remember this for the next time some stupid feminist says we should elect a woman so they can clean house (think: Nancy pelosi saying she was going to sweep out corruption, etc. when she was sworn in as Speaker of the House).

Yeah, no. Women can be just as deviant and corrupt as men, but worse, they will then claim that it is "empowering" when they do it AND that you are a misogynist for criticizing them for it.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2019 02:15 PM (bDqIh)

95
Fixed
Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 12, 2019 02:15 PM (48RE5)


That's accurate. I'll allow it.

Posted by: Sponge at December 12, 2019 02:16 PM (Zz0t1)

96 "Judge 3-Inputs"

Dammit, Ace....I just know I'm gonna get pneumonia from the tea I just inhaled when I read that.

Posted by: Azathoth at December 12, 2019 02:16 PM (YdcOj)

97 I got a traffic ticket. Can I get a change of venue?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 12, 2019 02:16 PM (1CjJc)

98 Glad I took the day off - I'm ROTFLMAO-ing over here, boss!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 12, 2019 02:16 PM (dfRN6)

99 More errors. That's all. Errors.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2019 02:16 PM (r7Fvf)

100 5 C'mon, if a female judge pulled you into her chambers and started making advances, she could look like RBG. Most of you would close your eyes and go for it. This is the place that talks about Brie Larsen's lack of an ass for 6 months in threads about everything from impeachment to shitty Star Wars remakes.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 12, 2019 02:15 PM (VpIIl)

I call bullshit on the RBG bit. No way.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 12, 2019 02:16 PM (7bcfy)

101 "The jury has found you guilty.

I sentence you to a mish eating contest in my chambers."

Posted by: Sponge at December 12, 2019 02:16 PM (Zz0t1)

102 Handle ears
Cuz
You know why

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 12, 2019 02:16 PM (aA3+G)

103 OT, but when I went to read the article, I saw a headline about 124 arrested in an Orlando prostitution sting, including a PGA Tour player. I clicked on that and found out the golfer was Tommy Gainey.

Tommy's nickname is "Two Gloves." The jokes just write themselves.

Posted by: Ted K. at December 12, 2019 02:16 PM (FJYfm)

104
Kind of looks like Cocaine Mitch?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2019 02:16 PM (zBaqJ)

105 did they put the cream INTO her or ONTO her?

Posted by: x at December 12, 2019 02:16 PM (nFwvY)

106 Excellent. throuple thread.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a hobo for dinner' at December 12, 2019 02:17 PM (VqhL9)

107 Has Cookie Milano addressed this?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2019 02:17 PM (+y/Ru)

108 Got beat on the Warren Zevon reference.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 12, 2019 02:17 PM (naIlL)

109 Significant tracts of land.

Posted by: Nom de Blog at December 12, 2019 02:17 PM (hRsfu)

110 Judge Thistle Ann Thrupple

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 12, 2019 02:17 PM (DI/ar)

111 OT, sorry: Strong possibility Case Agent 1 is Stephen M. Somma re: FOOL_NELSON citing nyt article 5/2/19.
Somma appeared to be Halper's handler.

Posted by: Ever at December 12, 2019 02:17 PM (R0z7P)

112 >>Can I get a change of venue?


Sounds like you don't need to ask this Court for permission.


Just go Otter on her.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 02:17 PM (dSCW/)

113 Remember the 'Court' scene in the Movie "Michael" with John Travolta?

Posted by: Don Q at December 12, 2019 02:17 PM (NgKpN)

114 105 did they put the cream INTO her or ONTO her?
Posted by: x at December 12, 2019 02:16 PM (nFwvY)


It puts the Kentucky Jelly in the basket..

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2019 02:17 PM (zBaqJ)

115
The only way this story could have been better is if he had been a bassist.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 12, 2019 02:15 PM (wCmLp)


She plays bass.

Posted by: Sponge at December 12, 2019 02:17 PM (Zz0t1)

116 It's Kentucky. Threesomes are just a small family reunion.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at December 12, 2019 02:17 PM (Vy7tf)

117 >>>C'mon, if a female judge pulled you into her chambers and started making advances, she could look like RBG

If I were an accused, or if I was a court clerk? Different answers.

And you know, the penis gets a vote too.

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 02:17 PM (PbpT7)

118
0 + cheap bourbon = 1

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 12, 2019 02:18 PM (YA914)

119 BASS SOLO

Posted by: Just the Punchline at December 12, 2019 02:18 PM (U7qMl)

120 Anyone wanna guess the last year those ears were flat to her head?

Posted by: Azathoth at December 12, 2019 02:18 PM (YdcOj)

121 86
Permission to treat the Snizz as a Hostile Witness, your honor?

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 02:15 PM (dSCW/)

Bailiff, undress that man!


Posted by: Judge Freaky Deaky at December 12, 2019 02:18 PM (1CjJc)

122 "Judge 3-Inputs"

I believe the kids call this being 'airtight'. I believe...

Posted by: WTP at December 12, 2019 02:18 PM (66rlH)

123 Yeah saw that. She's kinda cute, for now.

Funny how its mostly women doing this crap now. Like the recent spate of "teacher sleeping with high school (or younger) students" stories.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 02:18 PM (KZzsI)

124 >>>111 OT, sorry: Strong possibility Case Agent 1 is Stephen M. Somma re: FOOL_NELSON citing nyt article 5/2/19.
Somma appeared to be Halper's handler.

it's a name I've considered.

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 02:18 PM (PbpT7)

125 Heah come da Judge!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 12, 2019 02:18 PM (HaL55)

126 117 >>>C'mon, if a female judge pulled you into her chambers and started making advances, she could look like RBG

If I were an accused, or if I was a court clerk? Different answers.

And you know, the penis gets a vote too.
Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 02:17 PM (PbpT7)


Ace, the penis is only 3/5th of a human being...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2019 02:18 PM (zBaqJ)

127 >>OT, but when I went to read the article, I saw a headline about 124
arrested in an Orlando prostitution sting, including a PGA Tour player. I
clicked on that and found out the golfer was Tommy Gainey.

Is that the sting where one of the arrestees was a naked Disney World security guard?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2019 02:18 PM (bDqIh)

128 The robes of just-us

Posted by: Builder Berg at December 12, 2019 02:18 PM (qMnBn)

129 111 That is @FOOL_NELSON.

Posted by: Ever at December 12, 2019 02:19 PM (R0z7P)

130 "And you know, the penis gets a vote too.
Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 02:17 PM (PbpT7)"

Even the greasy one?

Posted by: Marcus T at December 12, 2019 02:19 PM (VpIIl)

131 Obviously we need a new definition of couple for these modern time, like we have for he/she male/female

Couple will now be commonly understood to mean "more than 2".

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 12, 2019 02:19 PM (DI/ar)

132 Those ears have been tugged on, a lot.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 12, 2019 02:19 PM (U7qMl)

133 She looks exactly like a Vulcan dressed up like an elf. Hilarious. LMAO

Posted by: parker at December 12, 2019 02:19 PM (mmH7U)

134 She probably does the hair flip thing when she lets her hair down that turns her from a 0 to a 1 magically.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 12, 2019 02:19 PM (KUaJL)

135 This is one time when it was worth losing a top 100 post because you were reading the content!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 12, 2019 02:19 PM (+00Vt)

136 C'mon, if a female judge pulled you into her chambers and started making advances, she could look like RBG. Most of you would close your eyes and go for it. This is the place that talks about Brie Larsen's lack of an ass for 6 months in threads about everything from impeachment to shitty Star Wars remakes.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 12, 2019 02:15 PM (VpIIl)

I call bullshit on the RBG bit. No way.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 12, 2019 02:16 PM

Yea I am going to have to throw the challenge flag on RBG. I mean unless you're a necrophiliac.
But busty threesome boozy judge? And I am single and 25? Despite the ears, Yep. Absolutely.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2019 02:19 PM (r7Fvf)

137 Is that the sting where one of the arrestees was a naked Disney World security guard?
Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2019 02:18 PM (bDqIh)


Yep. Same one.

Posted by: Ted K. at December 12, 2019 02:19 PM (FJYfm)

138 She wears legal briefs.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2019 02:19 PM (+y/Ru)

139 I demand you breach my contract!

Posted by: Judgly at December 12, 2019 02:19 PM (xfPFu)

140 97 I got a traffic ticket. Can I get a change of venue?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 12, 2019 02:16 PM (1CjJc)

Back off buddy, that's my territory.

Posted by: That surprising river otter at December 12, 2019 02:19 PM (RD7QR)

141 I'd hate to be her Dry Cleaner.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 02:19 PM (dSCW/)

142 42 >>>18 With the hair down, meh. But meh. Saw a pic of her yesterday on FOX in a tight blue shirt. Nice bewbs.

I just linked that. So, yeah. BUT, I've seen other pictures where she's not at all stacked. She's a D cup one day, a b cup the next.

Women's boobs are as mysterious as their mishes.
Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 02:10 PM (PbpT7

Why is there never any toilet paper in this fucking bathroom??!!

Posted by: Chicks in courthouse waiting on child support hearing. at December 12, 2019 02:19 PM (Vy7tf)

143 C'mon, if a female judge pulled you into her chambers and started making advances, she could look like RBG. Most of you would close your eyes and go for it.

Look, projection is a real thing but there's no need to demonstrate it in such a repugnant fashion

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 02:20 PM (KZzsI)

144 Keep fighting the fight, sister!

Posted by: Katie Hill at December 12, 2019 02:20 PM (jyVW0)

145 132 Those ears have been tugged on, a lot.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 12, 2019 02:19 PM (U7qMl)


I think the thrust (heh) of this story is that the judge was the tugger not the tugee.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2019 02:20 PM (zBaqJ)

146 Where were these chicks when I was single?

I mean not that I would have...

*looks around for Heidi*

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a hobo for dinner' at December 12, 2019 02:20 PM (VqhL9)

147 the guys who say they'd do literally anything are guys who have, luckily for them, NOT yet done literally anything.

As one of the sadder, wiser men who did in fact say "YOLO" with a couple of real beauts (as Trump would say), that sticks with you, and you can't stop thinking about it, the same as you'll always think of that time you threw up from bad seafood every time you order clams.

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 02:20 PM (PbpT7)

148 Could be worse.

Two judges not far from her picked a fight outside a White Castle in Indy, drunk - they were shot, but lived.

Posted by: Clayton Bigsby at December 12, 2019 02:20 PM (a4/Ug)

149 are you people talking about getting hummers from Alfred E Neuman's sister?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 12, 2019 02:20 PM (DI/ar)

150 great. now I'm going to be wondering about the female judge when I titstify, I mean testify today.

Posted by: x at December 12, 2019 02:20 PM (nFwvY)

151 The Judge may have some redeeming 'assets'
not yet in evidence.

Exhibit A:
https://tinyurl.com/vly4uhe

Apparently she also plays the bass in a band
Exhibit B:
https://tinyurl.com/rhtfmrd

Posted by: McCool at December 12, 2019 02:20 PM (+Lg8f)

152 As I look at her picture, I can hear her voice in my head, a voice scolding a divorced father seeking custody of his progeny on how his children need the calming stability and maternal instincts only a mother can provide.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 12, 2019 02:20 PM (YA914)

153 those ears are made for gripping

Posted by: vmom happy

I've seen pistols with less grip

Posted by: Boswell at December 12, 2019 02:20 PM (32YRo)

154
Funny how its mostly women doing this crap now. Like the recent spate of "teacher sleeping with high school (or younger) students" stories.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 02:18 PM (KZzsI)

Ain't equality with men awesome?

Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 12, 2019 02:20 PM (48RE5)

155 The only way this story could have been better is if he had been a bassist.

OK, now what did we do?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 12, 2019 02:21 PM (HaL55)

156 "Dawn Gentry" sounds like the kind of name a Pr0n Star would have.

Posted by: Surfperch at December 12, 2019 02:21 PM (tVQUs)

157 The decedent was found at the crack of Dawn.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 12, 2019 02:21 PM (m45I2)

158 And you know, the penis gets a vote too.
Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 02:17 PM (PbpT7)

I said, ALL RISE

Posted by: Bailiff at December 12, 2019 02:21 PM (G546f)

159 I'm going with the Howie Carr criteria here - based on the photographic evidence "not guilty".

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at December 12, 2019 02:21 PM (kUmUV)

160 You can get your insurance to pay rape-restitution with this one cool trick!

Posted by: Harvey at December 12, 2019 02:21 PM (YOhRS)

161 149 are you people talking about getting hummers from Alfred E Neuman's sister?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 12, 2019 02:20 PM (DI/ar)


Patricia Buttigig?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2019 02:21 PM (zBaqJ)

162 I want you in my chambers.


Posted by: Here Comes The Judge Dawn at December 12, 2019 02:21 PM (ufFY8)

163 "Ace, the penis is only 3/5ths of a human being..."



YMMV.

Posted by: Azathoth at December 12, 2019 02:21 PM (YdcOj)

164 If you really think about it, she is essentially a white male christian conservative.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2019 02:21 PM (dNzKv)

165 She banged his gavel like it had never been banged before.

-rejected True Romance submission

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2019 02:21 PM (kr/v5)

166 The trouble started when Gentry hired her band's guitar player, Stephen Penrose.

Gentry and Penrose, a former pastor, proceeded to use the courthouse like a swingers' club, investigators allege.


This is so Democrat.

Posted by: t-bird at December 12, 2019 02:21 PM (jyVW0)

167 Funny. To look at her, whore of Babylon doesnt immediately come to mind.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 12, 2019 02:21 PM (U/u2R)

168 Here cum da Judge! Here cum da Judge

Posted by: Just the Punchline at December 12, 2019 02:21 PM (NgKpN)

169 Two judges not far from her picked a fight outside a White Castle in Indy, drunk - they were shot, but lived.

wtf?

Posted by: eleven at December 12, 2019 02:21 PM (M0u+N)

170 Women's boobs are as mysterious as their mishes.

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 02:10 PM (PbpT7


Yep, they can create optical delusions with both.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a hobo for dinner' at December 12, 2019 02:21 PM (VqhL9)

171 >>The only way this story could have been better is if he had been a bassist.

>>OK, now what did we do?


This Pizza was supposed to be here in under 30 minutes.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 02:22 PM (dSCW/)

172 C'mon, if a female judge pulled you into her chambers and started making advances, she could look like RBG. Most of you would close your eyes and go for it.

This depends on 85% being the charges brought.

If I'm able to avoid prison time, there's a chance.

Posted by: Sponge at December 12, 2019 02:22 PM (Zz0t1)

173 >>>166 The trouble started when Gentry hired her band's guitar player, Stephen Penrose.

Gentry and Penrose, a former pastor, proceeded to use the courthouse like a swingers' club, investigators allege.

This is so Democrat.

yup!

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 02:22 PM (PbpT7)

174 Yep, they can create optical delusions with both.

--

We do it with mirrors.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 12, 2019 02:22 PM (JoUsr)

175 Bloomberg calls for 'war on poverty' on CA trip...

-
What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2019 02:22 PM (+y/Ru)

176 152 As I look at her picture, I can hear her voice in my head, a voice scolding a divorced father seeking custody of his progeny on how his children need the calming stability and maternal instincts only a mother can provide.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 12, 2019 02:20 PM (YA914)

Getting worried about you.
I hear mmphff mmpph slurp

Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 12, 2019 02:22 PM (48RE5)

177 Ace's addition is the height of breaking news.

I love this place.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 12, 2019 02:22 PM (q80AH)

178 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 12, 2019 02:16 PM (aA3+G)

I admire your mind reading abilities!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 12, 2019 02:22 PM (+00Vt)

179 We're gonna need a bigger Q-Tip.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 12, 2019 02:22 PM (m45I2)

180 175 Bloomberg calls for 'war on poverty' on CA trip...

-
What could possibly go wrong?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2019 02:22 PM (+y/Ru)


Slap her ears on his head and you get LBJ's beagle...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2019 02:22 PM (zBaqJ)

181 Yes, in some pics she's teh hot in others...Meh.

Posted by: dananjcon at December 12, 2019 02:23 PM (u6xw0)

182 I used to work with a really gorgeous young woman whose size would seem to fluctuate wildly from day to day. The women in the office would cattily make comments about the missing TP in the ladies' room, but eventually her cousin, who also worked for the company, spilled the beans. It was a Wonderbra type of thing. On the days she wore it they looked much bigger.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 12, 2019 02:23 PM (U7qMl)

183 The defendant will rise.

Posted by: Judge Freaky Deaky at December 12, 2019 02:23 PM (1CjJc)

184 165
She banged his gavel like it had never been banged before.



-rejected True Romance submission

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2019 02:21 PM (kr/v5)

Really? I think the cover to that book could be excellent Grump.
Self publish.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a hobo for dinner' at December 12, 2019 02:23 PM (VqhL9)

185 she looks like clay aiken

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 02:23 PM (PbpT7)

186 "Dawn Gentry" sounds like the kind of name a Pr0n Star would have.

Sounds like "Dawn Sentry", a funny Philip Jose Farmer story. (On second thought, "The Henry Miller Dawn Patrol"? I forget)

Posted by: t-bird at December 12, 2019 02:23 PM (jyVW0)

187 I think it's obvious why Penrose was a "former pastor".

Posted by: Azathoth at December 12, 2019 02:23 PM (YdcOj)

188 Next, on Wild Kingdom . . .

Dead man found in alligator's mouth actually died of meth overdose, autopsy reveals...

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2019 02:23 PM (+y/Ru)

189 srsly, what is wrong with these women?
is it a power trip?

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at December 12, 2019 02:23 PM (G546f)

190 I, ahem, was in traffic court as a youth a few times. I once had a very young female judge who I tried my best to charm in court. I got the maximum fine But I later met her at a college class where she was pursuing another degree in accounting and ended up dating her for awhile... True story.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 12, 2019 02:23 PM (VpIIl)

191 >>Apparently she also plays the bass in a band

Exhibit B:

https://tinyurl.com/rhtfmrd


Eh, she's no Britta Phillips.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2019 02:23 PM (bDqIh)

192 >>>182 I used to work with a really gorgeous young woman whose size would seem to fluctuate wildly from day to day. The women in the office would cattily make comments about the missing TP in the ladies' room, but eventually her cousin, who also worked for the company, spilled the beans. It was a Wonderbra type of thing. On the days she wore it they looked much bigger.

Wonderbras should be illegal. Or mandatory. Not sure which but I have strong, unresolved feelings about this.

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 02:24 PM (PbpT7)

193 >>> C'mon, if a female judge pulled you into her chambers and started making advances, she could look like RBG. Most of you would close your eyes and go for it


Would. Not.

Not even with Kurt's d*ck.

Posted by: Tinker at December 12, 2019 02:24 PM (dvbme)

194 Police are investigating a report of recording devices found in guest rooms at a Minneapolis hotel.

The cameras were discovered at the downtown Hyatt Regency on Saturday.

WCCO's Esme Murphy spoke with a cyber-security expert who warned: Situations like this are both common and hard to detect.

Minneapolis Police continue to release few details about the investigation, including what exactly they found and in how many Hyatt hotel rooms.

Posted by: SMOD at December 12, 2019 02:24 PM (3aI0K)

195 >>she looks like clay aiken

That Alien Boyfriend of Amy Wong on Futurama.

Kip?

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 02:24 PM (dSCW/)

196 She's totally disgusting.

4/10 would smash anyway

Posted by: MJ at December 12, 2019 02:24 PM (gAMkn)

197 Yep, they can create optical delusions with both.

--

We do it with mirrors.
Posted by: Lady in Black at December 12, 2019 02:22 P

And spanx (sp) and push up water bras and make up.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2019 02:24 PM (r7Fvf)

198 Bloomberg calls for 'war on poverty' on CA trip...

-
What could possibly go wrong?


Bloomberg likes to tax things he doesn't approve of. So is his plan to tax the poor, to encourage them to stop being poor?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2019 02:24 PM (dNzKv)

199 She does look like a woman who has too many pillows on her couch and doilies all over the place.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 02:24 PM (KZzsI)

200 175 Bloomberg calls for 'war on poverty' on CA trip...

-
What could possibly go wrong?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2019 02:22 PM (+y/Ru)

=========

Aren't we entering the sixth decade of that war?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 12, 2019 02:24 PM (q80AH)

201 Not a hideous chick shouldn't need to use her judgeship to get play.

Go to a bar, whore. There's PLENTY of dudes in there that will abuse you in 1000 ways.

Posted by: Sponge at December 12, 2019 02:24 PM (Zz0t1)

202 she looks like clay aiken

--

Ha! She does. And Curious George.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 12, 2019 02:24 PM (JoUsr)

203 I think most guys would take Pound-Her over Pound-Me (ITA).

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 02:24 PM (YOhRS)

204 196 She's totally disgusting.

4/10 would smash anyway
Posted by: MJ at December 12, 2019 02:24 PM (gAMkn)

========

This is not the proper scale.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 12, 2019 02:24 PM (q80AH)

205 Funny how its mostly women doing this crap now. Like the recent spate of
"teacher sleeping with high school (or younger) students" stories.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 02:18 PM (KZzsI)



And yet continuing to receive more lenient punishments than if what they'd done had been done by a man. Just one more reason I hate people.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at December 12, 2019 02:24 PM (rP4OC)

206 175 Bloomberg calls for 'war on poverty' on CA trip...

-
What could possibly go wrong?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2019 02:22 PM (+y/Ru)

that means sending in the Army to clean out the Homeless?

OK.

Posted by: Don Q at December 12, 2019 02:25 PM (NgKpN)

207 This Pizza was supposed to be here in under 30 minutes.

But on the bright side, the knocking at the door isn't speeding up.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 12, 2019 02:25 PM (HaL55)

208 >>>As one of the sadder, wiser men who did in fact say "YOLO" with a couple of real beauts (as Trump would say), that sticks with you,

Ha ha!

Luckily I've had some questionable ladies actually turn me down when I started to get too inebriated.

Posted by: Max Power at December 12, 2019 02:25 PM (q177U)

209 They'll be HIIIIIIIIIGH as a kite by then.

STONED IN SPACE: Musk sending marijuana to astronauts on ISS...

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2019 02:25 PM (+y/Ru)

210 she looks like clay aiken
Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 02:23 PM (PbpT7)


Did you know that Clay Aiken fans are called Clay Mates? I think that is both hilarious and pathetic.

Posted by: Ted K. at December 12, 2019 02:25 PM (FJYfm)

211 6 Nice bewbs, though.
Posted by: Tinker

I like bewbs too, but I don't want to have to fight over them.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at December 12, 2019 02:25 PM (kfcYC)

212 "filling her up like a Twinkie that spent too long in the cream station"

Sounds dreamie!

Posted by: Mayor Pete at December 12, 2019 02:25 PM (hQb9S)

213 >>srsly, what is wrong with these women?

is it a power trip?


Seems like it. It also seems to be the female version of arrested emotional development?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2019 02:25 PM (bDqIh)

214 Saw this at the bottom of ace's first link to the NY post.


'The View' Hosts are Mortified as Joy Behar Asks Chris Christie About His Sex Life

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at December 12, 2019 02:25 PM (XzVUd)

215 Really? I think the cover to that book could be excellent Grump.
Self publish.



Hmm. Just Us? Or Slim Pickens:

He strummed her box like a Spanish guitarist with the palsy.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2019 02:26 PM (kr/v5)

216 I think Rule #1 applies here though.

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 02:26 PM (YOhRS)

217 What are the judge's band's greatest hits?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at December 12, 2019 02:26 PM (+fPHo)

218 202 she looks like clay aiken

--

Ha! She does. And Curious George.
Posted by: Lady in Black at December 12, 2019 02:24 PM (JoUsr)


More like bi-curious George.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2019 02:26 PM (zBaqJ)

219 189
srsly, what is wrong with these women?

is it a power trip?

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at December 12, 2019 02:23 PM (G546f)

Yeah. This is so wrong.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 12, 2019 02:26 PM (1CjJc)

220 Cort's adjourned
Will grant a continuance
*rection sustained
Sentenced to 3 hours in the hole

Not your Perry Mason Court room

Posted by: Brad at December 12, 2019 02:26 PM (oQLDZ)

221 Dan Fielding would have loved this judge.

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2019 02:26 PM (KNsKs)

222 I'm shocked that alcohol was involved.

*looks at picture again, shudders

Posted by: MJ at December 12, 2019 02:27 PM (gAMkn)

223 189 srsly, what is wrong with these women?
is it a power trip?
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at December 12, 2019 02:23 PM (G546f)

votermom, I'm right there with you. I don't get it at all. Daddy issues?

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 12, 2019 02:27 PM (7bcfy)

224 Who ya gonna call......

MISH BUSTERS!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at December 12, 2019 02:27 PM (Zz0t1)

225 She is three tequila slammers hot.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 12, 2019 02:27 PM (axyOa)

226 Maybe if her hair was dwon and she had whorey makeup on..and a Catholic School uniform. Maybe.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a hobo for dinner' at December 12, 2019 02:27 PM (VqhL9)

227 Bloomberg should use his $60 billion in his war on poverty. Aught to fund it for a month or two

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 12, 2019 02:27 PM (yDuo2)

228 President Trump continues to make good on his promise to end liberal
judicial activism on the federal bench. With 13 of 29 judges on the
court appointed by Republican presidents, the liberal rubber stamp of
the Ninth Circuit has been stilled.

Posted by: SMOD at December 12, 2019 02:27 PM (3aI0K)

229 Those ears combined with her teeth and nose make her look straight out of Whoville.

Posted by: Surfperch at December 12, 2019 02:27 PM (tVQUs)

230 Women are much more aggressive with this stuff today. Also much more litigious and extortionist. You're better off having carnal knowledge with an eclair if you like your life.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 12, 2019 02:27 PM (VpIIl)

231 >>> I think Rule #1 applies here though.
Posted by: Axeman

Never stick it in Crazy?

Posted by: Howard Johnson, with a laurel and hardy handshake at December 12, 2019 02:28 PM (dvbme)

232 She has three chambers.

Posted by: ... at December 12, 2019 02:28 PM (kmxth)

233 Gentry and Penrose, a former pastor, proceeded to use the courthouse like a swingers' club, investigators allege.


What I don't get is, why the courthouse? If you want to have freaky threesomes with your guitarist and other random women, rent a motel room, FFS. Or just go home, since you don't have a husband underfoot anymore and the worst you have to worry about is an incriminating glare from your three cats.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at December 12, 2019 02:28 PM (rP4OC)

234 Is she elected? If so, does she belong to a party? If so, she must be a Democrat since it isn't mentioned.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at December 12, 2019 02:28 PM (kfcYC)

235 Vulcan Elf sex is the best sex.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 12, 2019 02:28 PM (r+sAi)

236 Funny how its mostly women doing this crap now. Like the recent spate of
"teacher sleeping with high school (or younger) students" stories.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 02:18 PM (KZzsI)

---
It makes sense. Men have been depowered. And so women have more un-monitored access to power.

So, it's not as much male as it is power.

The additional societal slogan that women should make up for lost time, also plays a role here.

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 02:28 PM (YOhRS)

237 200 175 Bloomberg calls for 'war on poverty' on CA trip...

-
What could possibly go wrong?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2019 02:22 PM (+y/Ru)

=========

Aren't we entering the sixth decade of that war?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz


our cunning plan to import as many poor people as possible and pay poor people to create more poor people will eventually eliminate poverty

Posted by: x at December 12, 2019 02:28 PM (nFwvY)

238 That's a far better than average picture of her. She's borderline.

Posted by: Clayton Bigsby at December 12, 2019 02:28 PM (a4/Ug)

239 I would surprise her.

Posted by: Matt Lauer at December 12, 2019 02:28 PM (M9bB2)

240 Is she being serviced in that picture?

Posted by: ... at December 12, 2019 02:28 PM (kmxth)

241 Get baked and go for a space walk. Sign me up for that shit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 12, 2019 02:28 PM (naIlL)

242 217 What are the judge's band's greatest hits?

Folsom Prison Blues
Chain Gang
Lawyers Guns and Money
Band on the Run

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 12, 2019 02:28 PM (U7qMl)

243 0 + cheap bourbon = 1
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 12, 2019 02:18 PM (YA914)

Objection, your honor, per the Moron math style-book, that should be:

0 + ENOUGH bourbon = 1

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 12, 2019 02:28 PM (+00Vt)

244 199
She does look like a woman who has too many pillows on her couch and doilies all over the place.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 02:24 PM (KZzsI)

++++Doilies? She's not 90.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 12, 2019 02:29 PM (XtntB)

245 I think Rule #1 applies here though.
Posted by: Axeman

Never stick it in Crazy?
Posted by: Howard Johnson, with a laurel and hardy handshake at December 12, 2019 02:28 PM (dvbme)
---
Don't talk about fight club.

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 02:29 PM (YOhRS)

246 In fairness, the judge's husband was addicted to porn

Posted by: not so at December 12, 2019 02:29 PM (HALdu)

247 230
Women are much more aggressive with this stuff today. Also much more
litigious and extortionist. You're better off having carnal knowledge
with an eclair if you like your life.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 12, 2019 02:27 PM (VpIIl)

True Story: I've never made it with an eclair. But if it was coming on to me?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 12, 2019 02:29 PM (1CjJc)

248 >>>232 She has three chambers.


lol.

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 02:29 PM (PbpT7)

249 srsly, what is wrong with these women?

They've been "groomed" to think nothing of it. They're liberated, and all that.

Posted by: t-bird at December 12, 2019 02:29 PM (cfSLd)

250 Was anal involved?

Cuz she has a face built for anal.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 12, 2019 02:29 PM (Z4rgH)

251 Obama won his first election getting the divorce records of his opponent unsealed.

Obama was quite the unsealer and sealer. His school stuff is sealed so tight it hurts.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at December 12, 2019 02:29 PM (+fPHo)

252 STONED IN SPACE: Musk sending marijuana to astronauts on ISS...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2019 02:25 PM (+y/Ru)

Sounds like multiple disasters waiting to happen.

Posted by: Surfperch at December 12, 2019 02:29 PM (tVQUs)

253 she's cute in the ace update
wonder if she grabbed any popo butt in the pic

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at December 12, 2019 02:29 PM (G546f)

254 Come on, we all know this is nothing new.

Just look at all the sexual tension on Night Court!

Posted by: Don Q at December 12, 2019 02:29 PM (NgKpN)

255 Dan Fielding would have loved this judge.

**

"Women...can't live with 'em...can't do most positions without them."
- Dan Fielding

Posted by: Azathoth at December 12, 2019 02:30 PM (YdcOj)

256 "srsly, what is wrong with these women?

is it a power trip?"

In many cases, yes. I see this crap all the time on Wall Street with some women. Years ago it was men with staff or secretaries. Now it's women in the management chain, especially those who travel a lot.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 12, 2019 02:30 PM (VpIIl)

257 >>>229 Those ears combined with her teeth and nose make her look straight out of Whoville.

YES!

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 02:30 PM (PbpT7)

258 She seems like a slut who never should have been placed on the bench of a traffic court. Or she seems nice?

You decide.

I say it is one more reason not to trust government.

Fuck!

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at December 12, 2019 02:30 PM (0OmEj)

259 Elon insists upon himself.

Posted by: eleven at December 12, 2019 02:30 PM (M0u+N)

260 cindy loo-who blew

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 02:30 PM (PbpT7)

261 The pink collar tells you she's a Democrat.

Posted by: ... at December 12, 2019 02:30 PM (yq1z2)

262 What are the judge's band's greatest hits?
Posted by: Les Kinetic at December 12, 2019 02:26 PM

The Monster Mish.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2019 02:30 PM (r7Fvf)

263 Come on, we all know this is nothing new.

Just look at all the sexual tension on Night Court!

Posted by: Don Q at December 12, 2019 02:29 PM (NgKpN)


Speaking of assets, Markie Post. Wow.

Posted by: Ted K. at December 12, 2019 02:31 PM (FJYfm)

264 You're better off having carnal knowledge with an eclair if you like your life.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 12, 2019 02:27 PM (VpIIl)


Custard or creme filled ?

Posted by: Clayton Bigsby at December 12, 2019 02:31 PM (a4/Ug)

265 I'm sure she' exspluged a lot of records.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at December 12, 2019 02:31 PM (kfcYC)

266 I think Rule #1 applies here though.
Posted by: Axeman

Never stick it in Crazy?
Posted by: Howard Johnson, with a laurel and hardy handshake at December 12, 2019 02:28 PM (dvbme)
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Don't talk about fight club.
Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 02:29 PM (YOhRS)
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Or...Nah Poofdahs!

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 02:31 PM (YOhRS)

267 235
Vulcan Elf sex is the best sex.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 12, 2019 02:28 PM (r+sAi)

Pon Farr for the win, bitches.

Posted by: Horny Spock at December 12, 2019 02:31 PM (ufFY8)

268
Maybe if her hair was dwon and she had whorey makeup on..and a Catholic School uniform. Maybe.


I'd prefer some black stockings with the seam up the back and all the rest of the stuff that holds them up that also functions like safety straps so's you don't fall off whilst in flagrante dilecto.

(psst, that's legal talk, which I betcha turns her on)

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 12, 2019 02:31 PM (HaL55)

269 "Women...can't live with 'em...can't do most positions without them."
- Dan Fielding
Posted by: Azathoth at December 12, 2019 02:30 PM

Markie Post. Yes please.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2019 02:31 PM (r7Fvf)

270 180 175 Bloomberg calls for 'war on poverty' on CA trip...

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What could possibly go wrong?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2019 02:22 PM (+y/Ru)


Slap her ears on his head and you get LBJ's beagle...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2019 02:22 PM (zBaqJ)

That was pretty surreal, JJ.

Posted by: That surprising river otter at December 12, 2019 02:31 PM (RD7QR)

271 Her new name is Cindy Blew Who.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 12, 2019 02:32 PM (naIlL)

272 Just look at all the sexual tension on Night Court!

Posted by: Don Q at December 12, 2019 02:29 PM (NgKpN)
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Harry did every hot alien chick...

No, wait. That was Kirk.

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 02:32 PM (YOhRS)

273 In-and-Out Burger opened a shop in town here and the stupid are lining up. Like... blocks of cars lined up to get a fast food burger. News reporters are in cars talking about it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 02:32 PM (KZzsI)

274 151 The Judge may have some redeeming 'assets'
not yet in evidence.

Exhibit A:
https://tinyurl.com/vly4uhe

Apparently she also plays the bass in a band
Exhibit B:
https://tinyurl.com/rhtfmrd

Posted by: McCool at December 12, 2019 02:20 PM (+Lg8f


She blows a mean jug, too. Not the kind you drink shine from.

Posted by: The other two chicks at December 12, 2019 02:32 PM (Vy7tf)

275
votermom, I'm right there with you. I don't get it at all. Daddy issues?
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 12, 2019 02:27 PM (7bcfy)

Seriously, I think it's because they (think they) can.

Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 12, 2019 02:32 PM (48RE5)

276 254
Come on, we all know this is nothing new.



Just look at all the sexual tension on Night Court!





Posted by: Don Q at December 12, 2019 02:29 PM (NgKpN)

I have to admit she is no Markie Post.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 12, 2019 02:32 PM (ufFY8)

277 258 She seems like a slut who never should have been placed on the bench of a traffic court. Or she seems nice?

You decide.

I say it is one more reason not to trust government.

Fuck!
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at December 12, 2019 02:30 PM (0OmEj)

Better? She's a FAMILY COURT Judge.

You know, the ones where you don't even get to have a lawyer a lot of the time?

And hired her boyfriend as an investigator for the Court.

Posted by: Don Q at December 12, 2019 02:33 PM (NgKpN)

278 You know what female judges say after sex?

Get off me Pa. You're crushing my smokes.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at December 12, 2019 02:33 PM (pw+jk)

279 Ace, the penis is only 3/5th of a human being...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2019 02:18 PM (zBaqJ)
_______


Mom, J.J.'s bragging again!

Posted by: ShainS at December 12, 2019 02:33 PM (fHmCV)

280 "I sentence you to 31 pumps and 4 full licks with time off for some really bad behavior" - horny whoville judge

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 12, 2019 02:33 PM (r+sAi)

281 She's a lots sexier in other photos.

Here she is playing bass in her country-rock band:

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/10502527/ judge-threesomes-chambers-attorneys-kentucky/

Judging from this one photo alone, most of you would classify her as a "1."

Posted by: Hannibal Lecter, hiding in the ceiling with a pilfered pen at December 12, 2019 02:33 PM (fK2gX)

282 262 What are the judge's band's greatest hits?
Posted by: Les Kinetic at December 12, 2019 02:26 PM

The Monster Mish.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2019 02:30 PM (r7Fvf)

It was a courtroom smash

Posted by: That surprising river otter at December 12, 2019 02:33 PM (RD7QR)

283 Apparently she also plays the bass in a band
Exhibit B:
https://tinyurl.com/rhtfmrd

Posted by: McCool at December 12, 2019 02:20 PM (+Lg8f


She blows a mean jug, too. Not the kind you drink shine from.
Posted by: The other two chicks at December




She is built like a weeble

Posted by: not so at December 12, 2019 02:34 PM (HALdu)

284 With 13 of 29 judges on the
court appointed by Republican presidents, the liberal rubber stamp of
the Ninth Circuit has been stilled.
Posted by: SMOD at December 12, 2019 02:27 PM (3aI0K)

Never underestimate the power of evolution, especially when you have a tenured sinecure, and really want to get into the local country club with the great bar and fantastic golf course!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 12, 2019 02:34 PM (+00Vt)

285 Aquatic mammal sockoff

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 12, 2019 02:34 PM (RD7QR)

286 Get baked and go for a space walk. Sign me up for that shit.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 12, 2019 02:28 PM (naIlL)


Well that's kind of random

Posted by: Max Power at December 12, 2019 02:34 PM (q177U)

287 In fairness, the judge's husband was addicted to porn

Posted by: not so at December 12, 2019 02:29 PM

Oh, did someone else read that bullshit at The Federalist?

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 12, 2019 02:34 PM (I99aF)

288 I'm just thinking- do you think she every sat on the bench with nothing under her robe?

*rubs chin and nods head*

Posted by: Marcus T at December 12, 2019 02:34 PM (VpIIl)

289 O/T-

Case Agent 1 = Alan Kohler? Somma or Ennis are also possibilities, but I'll go with Kohler.


Posted by: LASue at December 12, 2019 02:34 PM (wMHPW)

290 I'm trying to figure out how to work penis and jury nullification into a joke.

Posted by: lowandslow at December 12, 2019 02:34 PM (4thlk)

291 Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 12, 2019 02:32 PM (48RE5)
276 254
Come on, we all know this is nothing new.



Just look at all the sexual tension on Night Court!





Posted by: Don Q at December 12, 2019 02:29 PM (NgKpN)

I have to admit she is no Markie Post.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 12, 2019 02:32 PM (ufFY

Come on, we all know it was Bull who was duh Playah!

Posted by: Don Q at December 12, 2019 02:34 PM (NgKpN)

292 filling her up like a Twinkie that spent too long in the cream station,

Pre or post bankruptcy?

Posted by: Guy with a wrench and a gauge on the line. at December 12, 2019 02:35 PM (FhXTo)

293 Dunno, if I keep my eyes closed...

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at December 12, 2019 02:35 PM (EnQC8)

294
We all know why her ears are pulled out like that.

BJ handlebars.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 12, 2019 02:35 PM (r+sAi)

295 286: Musk sending weed to the ISS.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 12, 2019 02:35 PM (naIlL)

296 so is she an appointed judge or an elected one?

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at December 12, 2019 02:35 PM (G546f)

297 the guys who say they'd do literally anything are guys who have, luckily for them, NOT yet done literally anything.

As one of the sadder, wiser men who did in fact say "YOLO" with a couple of real beauts (as Trump would say), that sticks with you, and you can't stop thinking about it, the same as you'll always think of that time you threw up from bad seafood every time you order clams.

=======

young and dumb...you know what you did or would have done. Older and wiser, well, you're more selective. You just remember teh good stuff on your private reel

Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 12, 2019 02:35 PM (FEQY4)

298 With the bass, she's got a plump Jenna Fisher look.

Another picture, Katy Sagal on a hangover morning.

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 02:36 PM (YOhRS)

299 Markie Post had that wholesome look that would make you want to take her home to meet mom, if only you could trust dad.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 12, 2019 02:36 PM (axyOa)

300 In fairness, the judge's husband was addicted to porn

Posted by: not so at December 12, 2019 02:29 PM

Oh, did someone else read that bullshit at The Federalist?
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 12, 2019 02:34 PM (I99aF)




You mean the anonymous screed by some woman trying to explain her divorce?

Yes

Posted by: not so at December 12, 2019 02:36 PM (HALdu)

301 >>Bloomberg calls for 'war on poverty' on CA trip

Why do they think their tired, negative slogans will work against Trump's #Winning talk?

Who would you rather vote for: the ridiculously wealthy guy who wants to declare war on you, or the other wealthy guy who wants to get you a job and has the employment gains stats to back it up that pledge?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2019 02:36 PM (bDqIh)

302 In some of those photos she looks like the spawn of a sister and brother who married.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 12, 2019 02:36 PM (VpIIl)

303 @42
I just linked that. So, yeah. BUT, I've seen other pictures where
she's not at all stacked. She's a D cup one day, a b cup the next.



Women's boobs are as mysterious as their mishes.
<a href="https://www.mcall.com/news/mc-xpm-1996-08-31-3103159-story.html">They probably just got paved over.</a>

Posted by: jdgalt at December 12, 2019 02:36 PM (3SFo/)

304 so is she an appointed judge or an elected one?
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at December 12, 2019 02:35 PM (G546f)




According to the post she was appointed then elected.

Posted by: not so at December 12, 2019 02:37 PM (HALdu)

305 part of feminism is to be a slut ... there was a women's (recreational) volleyball team in New Orleans, proudly named The Sluts. Mostly professional women in their 30's (at the time). I think their idea was to show/claim that it was cool for women to sleep around, just like it always was for guys.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 12, 2019 02:37 PM (Cus5s)

306 I'm trying to figure out how to work penis and jury nullification into a joke.
Posted by: lowandslow at December 12, 2019 02:34 PM (4thlk)


It'll be easier to use penal code instead of penis.

Posted by: Ted K. at December 12, 2019 02:37 PM (FJYfm)

307 Who knew that the wimmens were taking notes every time some guy was busted for taking indecent liberties with women.

Now they can't do the same things fast enough.

Was she appointed? Elected? Appointed then continues to be elected? Can she be recalled? Can the chief judge in her county remove her?

Posted by: Boots at December 12, 2019 02:37 PM (oGBso)

308 looking at those pics in the sun article, she's a woof. Reminds me of Gavin McGinnis talking about the NYC cougar epidemic. They're hungry and thirsty and aggro.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 12, 2019 02:37 PM (FEQY4)

309 "Counsel, your objection is stained."

"Don't you mean sustained, Your Honor?"

"I know what I said."

Posted by: ... at December 12, 2019 02:37 PM (TnCTa)

310 270 180 175 Bloomberg calls for 'war on poverty' on CA trip...

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What could possibly go wrong?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2019 02:22 PM (+y/Ru)


Slap her ears on his head and you get LBJ's beagle...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2019 02:22 PM (zBaqJ)

That was pretty surreal, JJ.
Posted by: That surprising river otter at December 12, 2019 02:31 PM (RD7QR)


A mere Dali-ance...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2019 02:37 PM (zBaqJ)

311 Very very bad day, Guess I'll live unless someone would like to put me out of my misery

Posted by: Skip at December 12, 2019 02:38 PM (ZCEU2)

312 302 In some of those photos she looks like the spawn of a sister and brother who married.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 12, 2019 02:36 PM (VpIIl)

Oh, go to hell!

Posted by: House Lannister at December 12, 2019 02:38 PM (Izzlo)

313 435 434 >>>I will never, ever in my lifetime vote on a jury to convict if any part of the evidence came from the FBI.
And neither should you.

I don't think I can ever convict in any federal case.
Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 02:26 PM (PbpT7)

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What if Strzok is the defendant?


Posted by: MAGA at December 12, 2019 02:38 PM (bloh/)

314 ... the same as you'll always think of that time you threw up from bad seafood every time you order clams.





Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 02:20 PM (PbpT7)

_______


ISWYDT

Posted by: ShainS at December 12, 2019 02:38 PM (fHmCV)

315 >>Schulz alleges that Gentry later pressured her to join her 3-way with
her bass player, which, let's face it, is the saddest of all 3-ways.

lol

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 12, 2019 02:38 PM (1CjJc)

316 I added some updates from a detailed newspaper account

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 02:39 PM (PbpT7)

317 313
What if Strzok is the defendant?

Posted by: MAGA at December 12, 2019 02:38 PM (bloh/)


Forget the judge's ears. What do her gums look like?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2019 02:39 PM (zBaqJ)

318 87 The judge has a guitarist?

The only way this story could have been better is if he had been a bassist.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 12, 2019 02:15 PM

I was thinking Fury Road Gimp Fire Guitarist as bailiff. And whatever depraved sexual duties she wanted after hours.

Posted by: Grimaldi at December 12, 2019 02:39 PM (hQb9S)

319 Early 80s sitcoms had the best women

Markie Post
Marilu Henner
Meredith Baxter
Lori Loughlin
Jan Smithers
etc

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 02:39 PM (KZzsI)

320 Don't slut-shame or they'll shame you for shaming sluts!

Shame on you! -- A culture devolved completely into what was known in Anthropology at one time as a "Shame Culture" (until it was recognized that the only "Guilt Culture" was Judeo Christian)

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 02:39 PM (YOhRS)

321 >>>It seems like another case of a sociopath seeking political power so that their criminal urges can have the blessing of official imprimatur.

*Smirks at the camera and does a little shoulder dance*

Posted by: Peter Strzok at December 12, 2019 02:40 PM (datdl)

322 sorry to hear that Skip
I hope the rest of your day improves
and feel.free to vent to the horde, you know hoe good we are at life.advice

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at December 12, 2019 02:40 PM (G546f)

323 Forget the judge's ears. What do her gums look like?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2019 02:39 PM

Yea. Oooh! MMMMM.

Posted by: Peter Stozk at December 12, 2019 02:40 PM (r7Fvf)

324 How do you get a bassist off your lawn?

Pay for the pizza

Posted by: josephistan at December 12, 2019 02:40 PM (Izzlo)

325 Any news on the UK election?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 12, 2019 02:40 PM (cEsBM)

326 Early 80s sitcoms had the best women

Markie Post
Marilu Henner
Meredith Baxter
Lori Loughlin
Jan Smithers
etc
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 02:39 PM (KZzsI)




Huh?

Posted by: not so at December 12, 2019 02:40 PM (HALdu)

327 I saw Bad Clams open for Blue Oyster Cult in '72 at Gorton's.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 12, 2019 02:40 PM (m45I2)

328 I want Glenn Hughes to sing a song called This Court Sentences You.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 12, 2019 02:40 PM (aMzNx)

329 What if Strzok is the defendant?

Posted by: MAGA at December 12, 2019 02:38 PM (bloh/)
---
He may take True Form.

And we would need Hellboy.

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 02:40 PM (YOhRS)

330 Those ears!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Archer at December 12, 2019 02:41 PM (0E35O)

331 Her new name is Cindy Blew Who.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 12, 2019 02:32 PM (naIlL)
___

Just a ho down in Whoville.

Posted by: Chunk Hunger at December 12, 2019 02:41 PM (sN9mD)

332 The way the judge is behaving you wold expect her to be the drummer

Posted by: not so at December 12, 2019 02:41 PM (HALdu)

333 Agent 1...according to sean davis "Based on previous reporting, here are two likely candidates: Alan Kohler and Stephen Somma."

I guess some folks are more in-depth with who these two guys are.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 12, 2019 02:41 PM (FEQY4)

334 I'm sure this stuff has been going on since forever. However, now this trash wears it like a badge of fricking honor!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 12, 2019 02:41 PM (LOq4H)

335 Markie Post was on an episode of Buck Rogers with a painted in tight outfit.And ofc the show also had Erin Gray

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2019 02:41 PM (KNsKs)

336 ... better yet Chris Cornell, if he was still here.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 12, 2019 02:41 PM (aMzNx)

337 Russia's only aircraft carrier "Admiral Kuznetsov" caught fire during repair works at Zvezdochka plant. 8 workers rescued, 1 unaccounted.

Posted by: SMOD at December 12, 2019 02:41 PM (3aI0K)

338 The worst is how she worked the gavel into the sex.

Posted by: not so at December 12, 2019 02:42 PM (HALdu)

339 Well, based on the picture at that article, she's a 0.



******

So she lost on appeal?

Posted by: Muldoon at December 12, 2019 02:42 PM (m45I2)

340 Bloomberg looks like a Mad Magazine illustration of himself made flesh.

Posted by: Max Power at December 12, 2019 02:42 PM (q177U)

341 325 Any news on the UK election?
Posted by: Nevergiveup


They have a law there embargoing any political reporting on election day until the polls close. You won't hear a peep until 10pm London time, which is 5pm NY time and 2pm West Coast time. At that moment, a gazillion exit polls will be released -- but not before.

Posted by: Hannibal Lecter, hiding in the ceiling with a pilfered pen at December 12, 2019 02:42 PM (fK2gX)

342 307 Who knew that the wimmens were taking notes every time some guy was busted for taking indecent liberties with women.
Posted by: Boots at December 12, 2019 02:37 PM (oGBso)

You've never heard of romance novels before?

Posted by: Someguy at December 12, 2019 02:42 PM (7nTlT)

343 Chaka want a three-way

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/10502527/judge-

threesomes-chambers-attorneys-kentucky/#

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 02:42 PM (PbpT7)

344 I'm sure this stuff has been going on since forever. However, now this trash wears it like a badge of fricking honor!
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 12, 2019 02:41 PM (LOq4H)
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Nah, we kept women out of public.

Posted by: Minoan Greeks at December 12, 2019 02:42 PM (YOhRS)

345 Sigh. Off "Hannibal Lecter, hiding in the ceiling with a pilfered pen" sock.

Posted by: zombie at December 12, 2019 02:42 PM (fK2gX)

346 I'm trying to figure out how to work penis and jury nullification into a joke.

Posted by: lowandslow at December 12, 2019 02:34 PM (4thlk)


Slowly, at first. Then all at once.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 12, 2019 02:42 PM (1CjJc)

347 Lot of truly hot women in very tight spandex went through Buck Rogers. I can just imagine the director explaining.

No, this is the future, this is how they will dress!

Like George Lucas explaining to Carrie Fisher that there are no bra's in space.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 02:42 PM (KZzsI)

348 would not fuck. even under penalty of law. as a low life, i do have fucking standards. no banjo's, bitch.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 12, 2019 02:43 PM (KP5rU)

349 Early 80s sitcoms had the best women

Markie Post
Marilu Henner
Meredith Baxter
Lori Loughlin
Jan Smithers
etc
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 02:39 PM (KZzsI)


If you were a mammary man, Markie Post and Meredith Baxter Birney were easily in the top 5.

Posted by: Ted K. at December 12, 2019 02:43 PM (FJYfm)

350 I'm thinking her habeus corpus might have been pro bono as she was amicus curiae.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 12, 2019 02:43 PM (axyOa)

351 I admit it, I gave her the roast beast.

Posted by: Grinch at December 12, 2019 02:43 PM (r+sAi)

352 Out $300 because a worker wasn't paying attention then a self inflicted injury which was really really really stupid thing to do, so now hobbling around. Have ice on it.

Posted by: Skip at December 12, 2019 02:43 PM (ZCEU2)

353 341 325 Any news on the UK election?
Posted by: Nevergiveup

They have a law there embargoing any political reporting on election day until the polls close. You won't hear a peep until 10pm London time, which is 5pm NY time and 2pm West Coast time. At that moment, a gazillion exit polls will be released -- but not before.
Posted by: Hannibal Lecter, hiding in the ceiling with a pilfered pen at December 12, 2019 02:42 PM (fK2gX)

========

Then the exit polls will come out and be fiercely inaccurate.

The real results will start coming in at about 11 London time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 12, 2019 02:43 PM (q80AH)

354 They have a law there embargoing any political reporting on election day until the polls close.

So does Canada. We need a law like that, too.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 02:43 PM (KZzsI)

355 Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you I gotta plead ignorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned upon you know cause I've worked in a lot of offices and I tell you people do that all the time.

Posted by: Dawn Gentry at December 12, 2019 02:44 PM (BvNzB)

356 I'm trying to figure out how to work penis and jury nullification into a joke.

Posted by: lowandslow at December 12, 2019 02:34 PM (4thlk)


If the dick don't fit, you must acquit!

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 12, 2019 02:44 PM (Z4rgH)

357 You've never heard of romance novels before?
Posted by: Someguy at December 12, 2019 02:42 PM (7nTlT)
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That's just it. They *want* to feel the power and passion of men they are attracted to. They vehemently don't want that from a man they don't fancy.

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 02:44 PM (YOhRS)

358 There is the chance I'd hit it. Crazy and a good pension.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 12, 2019 02:44 PM (evTu7)

359 354 They have a law there embargoing any political reporting on election day until the polls close.

So does Canada. We need a law like that, too.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 02:43 PM (KZzsI)

=========

It would have probably saved us a national headache in 2000, at the very least.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 12, 2019 02:44 PM (q80AH)

360 *passes hot iron to Skip"

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at December 12, 2019 02:44 PM (G546f)

361 I'm trying to figure out how to work penis and jury nullification into a joke.

Posted by: lowandslow at December 12, 2019 02:34 PM (4thlk)
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Courtus Interruptus?

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 02:44 PM (YOhRS)

362 They have a law there embargoing any political reporting on election day until the polls close. You won't hear a peep until 10pm London time, which is 5pm NY time and 2pm West Coast time. At that moment, a gazillion exit polls will be released -- but not before.
Posted by: Hannibal Lecter, hiding in the ceiling with a pilfered pen at December 12, 2019 02:42 PM (fK2gX)

Thanks

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 12, 2019 02:44 PM (cEsBM)

363 347 Lot of truly hot women in very tight spandex went through Buck Rogers. I can just imagine the director explaining.

No, this is the future, this is how they will dress!

Yoga pants

Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 12, 2019 02:44 PM (48RE5)

364 I admit it, I gave her the roast beast.
Posted by: Grinch at December 12, 2019 02:43 PM

I hope it wasn't greasy. Now go park the sleigh.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2019 02:45 PM (r7Fvf)

365 I'm trying to figure out how to work penis and jury nullification into a joke.

Posted by: lowandslow at December 12, 2019 02:34 PM (4thlk)

If the dick don't fit, you must acquit!

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 12, 2019 02:44 PM



Snort.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 12, 2019 02:45 PM (axyOa)

366 322 sorry to hear that Skip
I hope the rest of your day improves
and feel.free to vent to the horde, you know hoe good we are at life.advice
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at December 12, 2019 02:40 PM (G546f)

That's true, although the advice will probably involve a hot iron.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 12, 2019 02:45 PM (RD7QR)

367 Good luck in that court if your ex is hotter than you...

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 12, 2019 02:45 PM (LOq4H)

368 Meredith Baxter did that tv movie about breast cancer where she showed tit.

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2019 02:45 PM (KNsKs)

369 OT - FYI - The polls close in Britain at 2200 GMT.



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 12, 2019 02:45 PM (ufFY8)

370 I'm thinking her habeus corpus might have been pro bono as she was amicus curiae.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 12, 2019 02:43 PM (axyOa)
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Without briefs.

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 02:45 PM (YOhRS)

371 >>>368 Meredith Baxter did that tv movie about breast cancer where she showed tit.

oh really? I had no idea.

Posted by: ace who hasn't watched that clip like 300 times at December 12, 2019 02:46 PM (PbpT7)

372 367 Good luck in that court if your ex is hotter than you...
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 12, 2019 02:45 PM (LOq4H)

========

Movie idea:

Brad Pitt and Scarlett Johannson are married but going through a divorce and this judge is overseeing the proceedings.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 12, 2019 02:46 PM (q80AH)

373 Agent 1...according to sean davis "Based on previous reporting, here are two likely candidates: Alan Kohler and Stephen Somma."

I guess some folks are more in-depth with who these two guys are.
Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 12, 2019 02:41 PM (FEQY4)


Kohler completely fits the bill:


Worked in London; worked on Russian counterintelligence, moved back to DC apparently to work with Mueller, has deep ties to FBI counterintelligence.
Also won all sorts of awards for best agent type thing- he knew what he was doing


Posted by: LASue at December 12, 2019 02:46 PM (wMHPW)

374 Like George Lucas explaining to Carrie Fisher that there are no bra's in space.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 02:42 PM (KZzsI)


The man had a point, not like you had to worry about gravity and what you would look like in 40 years.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at December 12, 2019 02:46 PM (kUmUV)

375 The first two seasons of Star Trek: The Next Cameltoe.

Spandex is a wonderful thing.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 12, 2019 02:46 PM (I99aF)

376 Seriously,if you showed a guy from the 50's what women wear in public now what would they think?

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2019 02:46 PM (KNsKs)

377 354 They have a law there embargoing any political reporting on election day until the polls close.

So does Canada. We need a law like that, too.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Agreed.

Posted by: undecided voter in the Florida Panhandle on election day 2000 at December 12, 2019 02:46 PM (fK2gX)

378 I must be weird to be on Greenich Mean Time.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2019 02:46 PM (kr/v5)

379 Hey, everyone, stop slut-shaming. That's wrong.

Posted by: Tim at December 12, 2019 02:46 PM (MO30/)

380 It could be worse:

RBG
Sotomayor
Kagan

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 12, 2019 02:46 PM (iw59Q)

381 Markie Post definitely a 1 but also, I believe, a big time leftist. So don't forget to take your gag with you.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 12, 2019 02:46 PM (dfRN6)

382 Meredith Baxter did that tv movie about breast cancer where she showed tit.

oh really? I had no idea.
Posted by: ace who hasn't w

LOL. Also now a lesbian.

Posted by: LASue at December 12, 2019 02:47 PM (wMHPW)

383 Any news on the UK election?

Too early for the election judges to have finished their 3-ways.

Posted by: t-bird at December 12, 2019 02:47 PM (Wd55D)

384 380 It could be worse:

RBG
Sotomayor
Kagan
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 12, 2019 02:46 PM (iw59Q)

========

Is this fuck, marry, kill?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 12, 2019 02:47 PM (q80AH)

385 Brad Pitt and Scarlett Johannson are married but going through a divorce and this judge is overseeing the proceedings.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 12, 2019 02:46 PM (q80AH)
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With a riding crop, but...yeah.

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 02:47 PM (YOhRS)

386 Ex partay!

Posted by: Muldoon at December 12, 2019 02:47 PM (m45I2)

387
If you were a mammary man, Markie Post and Meredith Baxter Birney were easily in the top 5.
Posted by: Ted K. at December 12, 2019 02:43 PM (FJYfm)

Uhh, Loni Anderson? Hellooo!
Geez it's like I don't know you people

Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 12, 2019 02:47 PM (48RE5)

388 >>>381 Markie Post definitely a 1 but also, I believe, a big time leftist. So don't forget to take your gag with you.


it's right here, hanging down between my fat greasy balls

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 02:47 PM (PbpT7)

389 It could be worse:

RBG
Sotomayor
Kagan
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 12, 2019 02:46 PM (iw59Q)

========

Is this fuck, marry, kill?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 12, 2019 02:47 PM (q80AH)
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Don't think I have to tell you my answer.

Posted by: Metallica's First Album at December 12, 2019 02:47 PM (YOhRS)

390 >Is this fuck, marry, kill?

Is suicide an option?

Posted by: Tim at December 12, 2019 02:47 PM (MO30/)

391 375 Rewatched an early episode and was surprised,they still had the mini skirts.Probably because Roddenberry.

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2019 02:48 PM (KNsKs)

392 Well done Gnubreed. HOF worthy.

Posted by: ... at December 12, 2019 02:48 PM (H+S8x)

393 >>>384 380 It could be worse:

RBG
Sotomayor
Kagan
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 12, 2019 02:46 PM (iw59Q)

========

Is this fuck, marry, kill?

I know who's in the last slot.

Posted by: The Grim Reaper at December 12, 2019 02:48 PM (PbpT7)

394 Maybe she was just trying to get the couples to reconcile with some sex counseling

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 02:48 PM (KZzsI)

395 372 367 Good luck in that court if your ex is hotter than you...
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 12, 2019 02:45 PM (LOq4H)

========

Movie idea:

Brad Pitt and Scarlett Johannson are married but going through a divorce and this judge is overseeing the proceedings.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 12, 2019 02:46 PM (q80AH)

That's not so much a movie idea as a porn idea.

Posted by: Someguy at December 12, 2019 02:48 PM (7nTlT)

396 Brad Pitt and Scarlett Johannson are married but going through a divorce and this judge is overseeing the proceedings.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz



Pretty sure there's a way, way lower budget version on some pron site...

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 12, 2019 02:48 PM (LOq4H)

397 had a guy who looked just like who worked for us. everybody called him, EARS!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 12, 2019 02:48 PM (KP5rU)

398 Hey, everyone, stop slut-shaming. That's wrong.
Posted by: Tim at December 12, 2019 02:46 PM (MO30/)
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Stop shame-slutting.

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 02:48 PM (YOhRS)

399 Kinky country judge. Big ears and dilverance grin.
Posted by: Redenzo at December 12, 2019 02:09 PM (E7vND)

"Say, 'I hope Mom doesn't catch us'. Say it! SAY IT!"

Posted by: Dawn Gentry at December 12, 2019 02:49 PM (U7voe)

400 >>it's right here, hanging down between my fat greasy balls


It works better if you read the word 'greasy' like an Englishman.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 02:49 PM (dSCW/)

401 389 It could be worse:

RBG
Sotomayor
Kagan
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 12, 2019 02:46 PM (iw59Q)

========

Is this fuck, marry, kill?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 12, 2019 02:47 PM (q80AH)
---
Don't think I have to tell you my answer.
Posted by: Metallica's First Album at December 12, 2019 02:47 PM (YOhRS)

\m/

Posted by: josephistan at December 12, 2019 02:49 PM (Izzlo)

402 If you were a mammary man, Markie Post and Meredith Baxter Birney were easily in the top 5.
Posted by: Ted K. at December 12, 2019 02:43 PM (FJYfm)

Uhh, Loni Anderson? Hellooo!
Geez it's like I don't know you people
Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 12, 2019 02:47 PM (48RE5)


Gotta be honest - I was never completely convinced she was an actual human. If the Japanese were building a sex robot (Who am I kidding? OF COURSE the Japanese are building sex robots), it would look a lot like Loni Anderson.

Posted by: Ted K. at December 12, 2019 02:49 PM (FJYfm)

403 this gives a new meaning to "jug-eared fuck"

Posted by: ace collecting an easy one just left on the table at December 12, 2019 02:49 PM (PbpT7)

404 I was right.Here are pictures.

https://www.aznude.com/view/celeb/m/meredithbaxter.html

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2019 02:49 PM (KNsKs)

405 That's not so much a movie idea as a porn idea.


Posted by: Someguy


Horde mind, like some sort of Crossfire Hurricane!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 12, 2019 02:50 PM (LOq4H)

406 markie post fucked bill clinton.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 12, 2019 02:50 PM (KP5rU)

407 Here's a rundown of his background. My money is on this guy as the #1 scumbag; hopefully soon to be known as Inmate #9876945...

ticklethewire.com/2019/09/04/alan-e-kohler-jr-promoted

Posted by: LASue at December 12, 2019 02:50 PM (wMHPW)

408 "If Judge 3-Inputs pressures lawyers into filling her up like a Twinkie that spent too long in the cream station..."

Funny shit, Ace. Nice

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 12, 2019 02:50 PM (d1uFV)

409 this gives a new meaning to "jug-eared fuck"


********

Heh.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 12, 2019 02:50 PM (m45I2)

410 Dawn Gentry...Didn't she do that song about Billy Joe McCallester and the Tallahatchee bridge?

Posted by: WTP at December 12, 2019 02:50 PM (66rlH)

411 >>>404 I was right.Here are pictures.

https://www.aznude.com/view/celeb/m/meredithbaxter.html
Posted by: steevy

...

Really? I've never seen these before 300 times.

Posted by: ace who definitely has seen these before 3000 times at December 12, 2019 02:50 PM (PbpT7)

412 Thinking my 1/2 bottle of cognac to drown my sorrows

Posted by: Skip at December 12, 2019 02:50 PM (ZCEU2)

413 If you were a mammary man, Markie Post and Meredith Baxter Birney were easily in the top 5.

Posted by: Ted K. at December 12, 2019 02:43 PM (FJYfm)



Uhh, Loni Anderson? Hellooo!

Geez it's like I don't know you people

Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 12, 2019 02:47 PM (48RE5)


Suzanne Somers anyone?

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at December 12, 2019 02:51 PM (rP4OC)

414 Actually video

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2019 02:51 PM (KNsKs)

415 388
>>>381 Markie Post definitely a 1 but also, I believe, a big time leftist. So don't forget to take your gag with you.





it's right here, hanging down between my fat greasy balls

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 02:47 PM (PbpT7)

*Breathes sigh of relief*


Posted by: garrett's Mom at December 12, 2019 02:51 PM (ufFY8)

416 this gives a new meaning to "jug-eared fuck"





How do you think her ears got that way?

Posted by: not so at December 12, 2019 02:51 PM (HALdu)

417
You're on 'er!

Posted by: Muldoon at December 12, 2019 02:51 PM (m45I2)

418 Gotta be honest - I was never completely convinced she was an actual human.

Yeah she looked like something from one of those early Playboy cartoons

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 02:51 PM (KZzsI)

419 403 this gives a new meaning to "jug-eared fuck"
Posted by: ace collecting an easy one just left on the table at December 12, 2019 02:49 PM (PbpT7)

Nice. That line is worthy of one of your commenters.

Posted by: ... at December 12, 2019 02:51 PM (KCBKF)

420 and Will Hurd continues his assault on his fellow Texans by voting for more migrants in the Farm Bill

Posted by: DanMan at December 12, 2019 02:51 PM (XTiHL)

421 393
>>>384 380 It could be worse:



RBG

Sotomayor

Kagan

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 12, 2019 02:46 PM (iw59Q)



========



Is this fuck, marry, kill?



Marry RBG, since she's already got one foot in the grave anyway.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at December 12, 2019 02:52 PM (rP4OC)

422 Lawyer: Your Honor, I request a sidebar.

Big-eared Judge: No need, I can hear you just fine from here.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 12, 2019 02:52 PM (m45I2)

423 381 Markie Post definitely a 1 but also, I believe, a big time leftist. So don't forget to take your gag with you.





it's right here, hanging down between my fat greasy balls

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 02:47 PM (PbpT7)

*Breathes sigh of relief*


Posted by: garrett's Mom at December 12, 2019 02:51 PM (ufFY




Sorry, but that was laugh out loud funny.

Posted by: not so at December 12, 2019 02:52 PM (HALdu)

424 Still trying to decide if the morons would hit this or not, kinda leaning not, though some even found Lisa Page hit able.

Posted by: Skip at December 12, 2019 02:52 PM (ZCEU2)

425 markie post fucked bill clinton.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 12, 2019 02:50 PM (KP5rU)

Look, if you're going to cast aside every woman who did that, you're going to be awful lonely in Arkansas.

Posted by: Ted K. at December 12, 2019 02:52 PM (FJYfm)

426 421
Is this fuck, marry, kill?


Marry RBG, since she's already got one foot in the grave anyway.
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at December 12, 2019 02:52 PM (rP4OC)

=========

You have to consummate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 12, 2019 02:52 PM (q80AH)

427 >>>Seriously,if you showed a guy from the 50's what women wear in public now what would they think?
Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2019 02:46 PM (KNsKs)

"I'd hit that?"

Posted by: Max Power at December 12, 2019 02:53 PM (q177U)

428 when the gavel is not the only thing you bang

Posted by: Priapism at December 12, 2019 02:53 PM (2cfUo)

429 My old man and I had a great male bonding moment re Loni on WKRP
"There's only two reasons to watch this show, and there they are!"

Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 12, 2019 02:53 PM (48RE5)

430 Everyone fucked Bill Clinton, the question is whether or not they also fucked Hillary.

Posted by: not so at December 12, 2019 02:53 PM (HALdu)

431 The 3-way slutty stuff is a distraction, that she was punishing lawyers, and therefore their clients, for things like not attending her band's shows and donating to her campaign is run of the mill corruption and abuse of power.


That she punished lawyers for not sleeping with her, too, is **sexual harassment** like feminists have been b#tching about for decades (and it's just as bad as when women do it, though I bet this judge escapes criticism by feminists for it).

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2019 02:53 PM (bDqIh)

432 I finally watched the Matt Gaetz video where he describes Hunter Biden walking thru homeless camps buying crack. Right there in the House, LOL.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 12, 2019 02:54 PM (r+sAi)

433 Seriously,if you showed a guy from the 50's what women wear in public now what would they think?

"Last time I saw women dressed like that it was on the waterfront in Shanghai"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 02:54 PM (KZzsI)

434 Is Judge Cumdumpster a demonrat? Party affiliations we're not mentioned in the article so I assumed 'rat party.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at December 12, 2019 02:54 PM (bML9A)

435 413 If you were a mammary man, Markie Post and Meredith Baxter Birney were easily in the top 5.

Posted by: Ted K. at December 12, 2019 02:43 PM (FJYfm)



Uhh, Loni Anderson? Hellooo!

Geez it's like I don't know you people

Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 12, 2019 02:47 PM (48RE5)

Suzanne Somers anyone?
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at December 12, 2019 02:51 PM (rP4OC)

I always liked Priscilla Barnes, who played Terry the last roommate , the best

Posted by: josephistan at December 12, 2019 02:54 PM (Izzlo)

436 426 421
Is this fuck, marry, kill?


Marry RBG, since she's already got one foot in the grave anyway.
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at December 12, 2019 02:52 PM (rP4OC)

=========

You have to consummate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 12, 2019 02:52 PM (q80AH)

Benjamin Franklin said all cats are gray in the dark. Plus the act might push that damn harridan in the grave, for the good of the country.

Posted by: Someguy at December 12, 2019 02:54 PM (7nTlT)

437 She's fine to hit but the fact that she's a disgusting human being makes it a no.

Posted by: ... at December 12, 2019 02:54 PM (KCBKF)

438 Still trying to decide if the morons would hit this or not, kinda leaning not, though some even found Lisa Page hit able.

Posted by: Skip


Dad: "Son, given enough alcohol, a man will f*** mud."

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 12, 2019 02:54 PM (LOq4H)

439 I finally watched the Matt Gaetz video where he describes Hunter Biden walking thru homeless camps buying crack. Right there in the House, LOL.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 12, 2019 02:54 PM (r+sAi)
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O! The Decorum!

Posted by: Pearl-clutching Media at December 12, 2019 02:55 PM (YOhRS)

440 The 3-way slutty stuff is a distraction, that she was punishing lawyers, and therefore their clients, for things like not attending her band's shows and donating to her campaign is run of the mill corruption and abuse of power.

That she punished lawyers for not sleeping with her, too, is **sexual harassment**


Yeah she's a real piece of work.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 02:55 PM (KZzsI)

441 My old man and I had a great male bonding moment re Loni on WKRP
"There's only two reasons to watch this show, and there they are!"
Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 12, 2019 02:53 PM

Bailey Quarters by a mile.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2019 02:55 PM (r7Fvf)

442 Never was a fan of the bleach blond like Loni.Not that I would turn her down of course.

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2019 02:55 PM (KNsKs)

443 That she is a drunken slut is the least of the problems.

She deliberately and continually made deals with child protective services without the presence or input of lawyers representing the families of her soon-to-be victims.

Be the kinkiest whore in the county, whatever. But when you use the government to steal children so the state can get some extra funds from the fed, that is something deeply evil.

Posted by: mrshad at December 12, 2019 02:55 PM (IJsa1)

444 I was always crushing in Valerie Bertinelli but being older now, the mom on One Day at a Time wasn't bad.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 02:55 PM (KZzsI)

445 430 Everyone fucked Bill Clinton, the question is whether or not they also fucked Hillary.
Posted by: not so at December 12, 2019 02:53 PM (HALdu)

Not necessarily.

Posted by: ... at December 12, 2019 02:55 PM (KCBKF)

446 Look who's too hot to bang a Vulcan Elf! Like you wouldn't hit that at Comic Con in costume.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 12, 2019 02:56 PM (Dh1wo)

447 The HuffPo is having a journogasm about some anti-Trump billboards put up in swing districts by a group called "Republicans for the Rule of Law."

Never heard of them? Me neither. So... google. Guess who the founder of the group is?

hint: the name rhymes with "pistol"

Posted by: mnw at December 12, 2019 02:56 PM (Cssks)

448 She's fine to hit but the fact that she's a disgusting human being makes it a no.
Posted by: ... at December 12, 2019 02:54 PM (KCBKF)

I dunno, it's like banging Spock's little sister.

Bringing another gal in would probably put me over the top though.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 12, 2019 02:56 PM (5L347)

449 Fuck: Bridget Moynihan

Marry: Jennifer Connelly

Kill: Ashley Judd


This game is easy.

Posted by: eleven at December 12, 2019 02:56 PM (M0u+N)

450 On the other hand that desperate stay away, though maybe the judge thing was taking roll playing to the 10th level

Posted by: Skip at December 12, 2019 02:56 PM (ZCEU2)

451 426
421

Is this fuck, marry, kill?





Marry RBG, since she's already got one foot in the grave anyway.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at December 12, 2019 02:52 PM (rP4OC)



=========



You have to consummate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 12, 2019 02:52 PM (q80AH)


That is SO not in the rules!

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at December 12, 2019 02:56 PM (rP4OC)

452 Never was a fan of the bleach blond like Loni.Not that I would turn her down of course.
Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2019 02:55 PM (KNsKs)
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Stretched face as well.

Definitely preferred Baily all around.

Posted by: Pearl-clutching Media at December 12, 2019 02:57 PM (YOhRS)

453 If Markie Post banged Clenis, she also went muff-diving on Grandma Death.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 12, 2019 02:57 PM (naIlL)

454 Jan Smithers.


Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 12, 2019 02:57 PM (ufFY8)

455 I dunno, it's like banging Spock's little sister.

Bringing another gal in would probably put me over the top though.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 12, 2019 02:56 PM (5L347)




That was also laugh out loud funny

Posted by: not so at December 12, 2019 02:57 PM (HALdu)

456 Bailey Quarters by a mile.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2019 02:55 PM (r7Fvf)

In hindsight, absolutely. As a young man, you can be blinded by boobs without noting the subtle charms of boobs.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 12, 2019 02:57 PM (ycWCI)

457
Be the kinkiest whore in the county, whatever. But when you use the government to steal children so the state can get some extra funds from the fed, that is something deeply evil.

Posted by: mrshad at December 12, 2019 02:55 PM (IJsa1)

The two things tend to go hand in hand.

Posted by: Someguy at December 12, 2019 02:57 PM (7nTlT)

458 You know where that Gavel has been? Right?


Posted by: portlandon at December 12, 2019 02:57 PM (+oR7L)

459 Look who's too hot to bang a Vulcan Elf! Like you wouldn't hit that at Comic Con in costume.
Posted by: andycanuck at December 12, 2019 02:56 PM (Dh1wo)
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Is she dressed as Sailor Moon?

Posted by: A Guy with a Question at December 12, 2019 02:58 PM (YOhRS)

460 The waters of my home world would remain undiscussed with this judge.

Posted by: Muad'dib at December 12, 2019 02:58 PM (sjdRT)

461 I always liked Priscilla Barnes, who played Terry the last roommate , the best

--

Priscilla Barnes was beautiful. The prettiest of all three blondes on that show. I like Somers. She had a lot of comedic talent. But she was no looker, imo. That is, from the neck up. The neck down was another story.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 12, 2019 02:58 PM (JoUsr)

462 Alice Kramden was a hot little redheaded minx. And bitingly sarcastic and funny as hell.

Add a box of Clairol and I essentially married her.

Posted by: ... at December 12, 2019 02:58 PM (HFvfO)

463 430 Everyone fucked Bill Clinton, the question is whether or not they he also fucked Hillary.
Posted by: not so at December 12, 2019 02:53 PM (HALdu)

suggested edit

Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 12, 2019 02:58 PM (48RE5)

464 >>Be the kinkiest whore in the county, whatever. But when you use the
government to steal children so the state can get some extra funds from
the fed, that is something deeply evil.


THIS

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2019 02:58 PM (bDqIh)

465 432
I finally watched the Matt Gaetz video where he describes Hunter Biden
walking thru homeless camps buying crack. Right there in the House, LOL.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 12, 2019 02:54 PM (r+sAi)


Not gonna lie, Mr. MWR has a bit of a mancrush on Matt Gaetz ever since he led the charge to basically kick down the doors on that one Democrat impeachment hearing.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at December 12, 2019 02:58 PM (rP4OC)

466 429 My old man and I had a great male bonding moment re Loni on WKRP
"There's only two reasons to watch this show, and there they are!"
Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 12, 2019 02:53 PM (48RE5)

Chuck Dixon does mini movie reviews on his facebook page, and the other day he reviewed the awful Faye Dunaway costume drama "The Wicked Lady." I responded, "There were a couple of good things about that movie." Anyone who's seen it knows what I mean.

Posted by: josephistan at December 12, 2019 02:58 PM (Izzlo)

467 Never heard of them? Me neither. So... google. Guess who the founder of the group is?

hint: the name rhymes with "pistol"

Posted by: mnw at December 12, 2019 02:56 PM (Cssks)
-------------------------------

Those Pierre guys seem to have unlimited funds for this sort of thing.

Posted by: Boots at December 12, 2019 02:58 PM (oGBso)

468 You know where that Gavel has been? Right?


Posted by: portlandon at December 12, 2019 02:57 PM (+oR7L)
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I'm an expert in that kind of thing.

Posted by: The Otter at December 12, 2019 02:58 PM (YOhRS)

469
I saw Fuck, Marry, Kill open for Peter, Paul and Mary at the Bitter End in '66.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2019 02:59 PM (zBaqJ)

470 I liked Terry a lot but I appreciate Cindy more now that I've grown up. In both talent and looks. She was actually very funny.

Posted by: ... at December 12, 2019 02:59 PM (HFvfO)

471 http://___2244.imagevenue.com/___.php?image=292154732_PostMBW01_123_414lo.JPG Markey Post NSFW

Posted by: Dr Ruth at December 12, 2019 02:59 PM (HMHlJ)

472 I'd hit that.

Posted by: Little Boomer at December 12, 2019 02:59 PM (6fu25)

473 451 You have to consummate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 12, 2019 02:52 PM (q80AH)

That is SO not in the rules!
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at December 12, 2019 02:56 PM (rP4OC)

========

Them's the rules!

No prima nocta round these parts.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 12, 2019 02:59 PM (q80AH)

474 Ya would think we have something better to talk about than a Judge's sex life? Ah maybe not...never mind. Any naked pics?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 12, 2019 03:00 PM (cEsBM)

475 I saw Fuck, Marry, Kill open for Peter, Paul and Mary at the Bitter End in '66.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2019 02:59 PM (zBaqJ)
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That was Seven Mary Three.

Posted by: Correcting Guy at December 12, 2019 03:00 PM (YOhRS)

476 My old man and I had a great male bonding moment re Loni on WKRP
"There's only two reasons to watch this show, and there they are!"
Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 12, 2019 02:53 PM

I used to tease my girl by telling her she only liked the Thor movies because they starred her two favorite actors-- Chris Hemsworth's Pecs and Chris Hemsworth's Abs.

Posted by: Dawn Gentry at December 12, 2019 03:00 PM (U7voe)

477 Off skank judge sock.

Posted by: Vanya at December 12, 2019 03:00 PM (U7voe)

478 I'm picturing a police uniform and a defendant dress up, maybe junkie or old time mafia

Posted by: Skip at December 12, 2019 03:01 PM (ZCEU2)

479 Really? I've never seen these before 300 times.

===

hmmmm...she's kinda past the wall at that point but I suppose it was hot for pre-internet days.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 12, 2019 03:01 PM (FEQY4)

480 I was always crushing in Valerie Bertinelli but being older now, the mom on One Day at a Time wasn't bad.

--

Oh lord, I was a young teen at the time and grew up loving and watching ODaaT. I still hear the reverberation of my dad's voice in his not being able to stand Bonnie Franklin. To me, she always looked like John Denver.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 12, 2019 03:02 PM (JoUsr)

481 462 Alice Kramden was a hot little redheaded minx. And bitingly sarcastic and funny as hell.

Add a box of Clairol and I essentially married her.
Posted by: ... at December 12, 2019 02:58 PM (HFvfO)

I remember one episode where she was wearing a little skirt to a costume party & Ralph freaked out; "Everyone is gonna be staring at your knees!" she replied "So, I'll walk in backwards"

Posted by: josephistan at December 12, 2019 03:02 PM (Izzlo)

482 Ya would think we have something better to talk about than a Judge's sex life? Ah maybe not...never mind. Any naked pics?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 12, 2019 03:00 PM (cEsBM)

Gotta be out there somewhere.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 12, 2019 03:02 PM (5L347)

483 ......having threesomes in Judges chambers?

Really tired of Ace making things sound so negative.

Posted by: JROD at December 12, 2019 03:02 PM (ZsEG/)

484 Secret NOOD Agent.

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 03:02 PM (YOhRS)

485 Priscilla Barnes was beautiful. The prettiest of
all three blondes on that show. I like Somers. She had a lot of
comedic talent. But she was no looker, imo. That is, from the neck up.
The neck down was another story.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 12, 2019 02:58 PM

I wish we could have seen Susan Lanier's Chrissy. She was in the second unaired pilot. Her arm can be seen feeding seagulls in every closing credits scene, because they used that footage from that rejected pilot for some reason.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 12, 2019 03:02 PM (I99aF)

486 Ace, please find a story about a 300 pound female truck driver who doinked every warehouse worker from coast to coast so I can read how the morons rate her a "0", but would still spread jelly over her ass and lick it out of the fat crevices like a hungry anteater.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 12, 2019 03:02 PM (VpIIl)

487 Nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 12, 2019 03:02 PM (ycWCI)

488 471 http://___2244.imagevenue.com/___.php?image=292154732_PostMBW01_123_414lo.JPG Markey Post NSFW
Posted by: Dr Ruth

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dammit, now that would be interesting, what's the decode for the blank spots

Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 12, 2019 03:02 PM (FEQY4)

489 To me, she always looked like John Denver.
Posted by: Lady in Black
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Wait. You mean she wasn't John Denver?

Posted by: Tonypete at December 12, 2019 03:03 PM (Y4EXg)

490 435 413 If you were a mammary man, Markie Post and Meredith Baxter Birney were easily in the top 5.

Posted by: Ted K. at December 12, 2019 02:43 PM (FJYfm)



Uhh, Loni Anderson? Hellooo!

Geez it's like I don't know you people


If we are using radio-carbon dating to identify..

What happened to Victoria Principal?

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 12, 2019 03:03 PM (lD3vL)

491 Her court is run out of a booth at the Waffle House. Her bailiff, husband, first cousin, collects the I40 speeding fines and buys meth with his cut.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 12, 2019 03:03 PM (C1Lsn)

492 289 O/T-

Case Agent 1 = Alan Kohler? Somma or Ennis are also possibilities, but I'll go with Kohler.


Posted by: LASue at December 12, 2019 02:34 PM (wMHP

Kohler is the faucet of information.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at December 12, 2019 03:03 PM (EnQC8)

493 I wish we could have seen Susan Lanier's Chrissy.

--

She was very beautiful, too. I remember her in Welcome Back, Kotter and an episode of Alice.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 12, 2019 03:03 PM (JoUsr)

494 Like my Dad always told me


a just fight turns boys into men

but there's always an exception

right, Mutt ?

you fucking pussy

Posted by: REDACTED at December 12, 2019 03:04 PM (rpxSz)

495 dammit, now that would be interesting, what's the decode for the blank spots
Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 12, 2019 03:02 PM (FEQY4)
i m g without the spaces

Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 12, 2019 03:04 PM (48RE5)

496 There's a snuke in her snizz!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 12, 2019 03:04 PM (d7Ww2)

497 4 Is Judge Cumdumpster a demonrat? Party affiliations we're not mentioned in the article so I assumed 'rat party.
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at December 12, 2019 02:54 PM (bML9A)
**********
Nope.... she's a Republican.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 12, 2019 03:04 PM (wiXsO)

498 There's a thread Ace could do to fill time ...
Men - Fuck, Marry, Kill
Women - Boots under my bed, Marry, Divorce

Boots under my bed, young Tom Selleck
Marry, middle aged Tom Selleck
Divorce is easy, George Conway

Posted by: Alice McD at December 12, 2019 03:05 PM (E+yET)

499
There can't be anything to this. She took her husband to the cleaners in the divorce, so how could there be anything to this?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 12, 2019 03:05 PM (lhUiO)

500 There's a thread Ace could do to fill time ...

Men - Fuck, Marry, Kill

Posted by: Alice McD


Sadly, all in the same theater.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2019 03:09 PM (BN/jk)

501 small town judges are some of the most horrible people in this country. what my brother went through in his divorce in custody was immoral. the three judges in his case eventually went to jail for bribery as well as the judge appointed child psychologist.
but weird how that wasn't major news in his state as they were all democrat contributors.
they only got caught when they didn't quite understand that they shouldn't have wrongly ruled against the son of a judge in another state.

Posted by: nora at December 12, 2019 03:10 PM (nyQyG)

502 There can't be anything to this. She took her husband to the cleaners in the divorce, so how could there be anything to this?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 12, 2019 03:05 PM (l
*******
This is why I get so infuriated when anyone even dares to say, "Believe All Women."
As a woman, I can tell you that women can be conniving, manipulating bitches.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 12, 2019 03:11 PM (wiXsO)

503 I was getting a good chuckle out of this story and ace's stylings thereof, until I got to the part that abused children were also victimized by this she-demon's antics.

Posted by: kallisto at December 12, 2019 03:11 PM (kD8Fh)

504 http://img2244.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=292154732_PostMBW01_123_414lo.JPG

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2019 03:11 PM (kr/v5)

505 Grump who is she? Kinda looks familiar

Posted by: Skip at December 12, 2019 03:14 PM (ZCEU2)

506 Twenty minute recess for a conference with council in my hot wet Chambers.

Posted by: Suetonius at December 12, 2019 03:17 PM (d3iLH)

507 Grump who is she? Kinda looks familiar


Markie Post

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2019 03:18 PM (kr/v5)

508 189 srsly, what is wrong with these women?
is it a power trip?
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at December 12, 2019 02:23 PM (G546f)

Nothing, they just have a different hobby than you do.

Posted by: Jasper Moore at December 12, 2019 03:18 PM (B+t5k)

509 Is she dressed as Sailor Moon?
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I was going to throw that in as a Big Bang Theory nod but decided too insider but I guess I was wrong!

Posted by: andycanuck at December 12, 2019 03:21 PM (Dh1wo)

510 I'd cut her a break. Just sayin.

Posted by: Inogame at December 12, 2019 03:23 PM (1TU21)

511
Jeebus, she looks like Howdy Fooking Doody.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 12, 2019 03:33 PM (pNxlR)

"Case Agent 1" Was a Major Driver of Fraud and Abuse in Crossfire Hurricane, "Primarily Responsible" for "Most Significant" Abuses, and Yet, Of Course, Remains an FBI Employee

Chuck Ross dryly notes that it's unclear why Case Agent 1 "committed so many errors."

Errors, yeah.

UNMASK HIM.


The Justice Department inspector general's report on FBI surveillance of the Trump campaign offers a damning assessment of the bureau's handling of the Steele dossier, and its investigation of Carter Page.

Among those deemed "primarily responsible" for the "most significant" errors in the investigation is "Case Agent 1."

The agent, who still works for the FBI, played a key role in several aspects of Crossfire Hurricane, including handling an FBI informant, interviewing a source for the dossier, and applying for warrants to spy on Page.

"Case Agent 1" wore many hats during the Trump-Russia investigation.

The veteran FBI counterintelligence investigator was a handler for Stefan Halper, a Cambridge academic who met covertly with three Trump campaign advisers 2016. Case Agent 1 opened the case file, known as an Electronic Communication, on Trump campaign adviser Carter Page in August 2016. He was also the main driver at the FBI for surveillance warrants on Page, and he was put in charge of verifying each strand of evidence included in the documents. He interviewed Page, a former Naval officer, five times in March 2017, and also met in January 2017 with Christopher Steele’s main source for information in the infamous Trump dossier.


Case Agent 1 is also one of the main villains in the Justice Department inspector general’s (IG) report on the FBI’s handling of the Trump-Russia probe, known as Crossfire Hurricane.

"Case Agent 1 was primarily responsible for some of the most significant errors and omissions in the FISA applications," Michael Horowitz, the inspector general, said in a scathing report laying out a series of missteps in the FBI's handling of Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act (FISA) applications against Page.

Case Agent 1's misdeeds are scattered throughout the inspector general’s (IG) 476-page report. That’s in part because the agent, who is not identified by name, was involved in several aspects of Crossfire Hurricane: opening the case file on Carter Page, handling Halper, filing FISA paperwork, and conducting interviews with investigative targets and witnesses.

...


The agent, who was one of the first FBI agents to join Crossfire Hurricane after it opened on July 31, 2016,

Of course -- they had their list of Ringers and of course they were the first brought in.

... also withheld information that raised questions about the credibility and reliability of Steele and the veracity of his dossier, which alleged a "well-developed conspiracy of cooperation" between the Trump campaign and Russian government.

Case Agent 1's roles converged in mid-August 2016, two weeks after the FBI opened Crossfire Hurricane.

The IG report says that on Aug. 11, 2016, the agent met with Halper, whom he had handled as an informant since 2011. On Aug. 15, 2016, the agent raised the idea with others at the FBI of applying for a FISA order on Page. He wrote in an email cited in the IG report that there was a "pretty solid basis" to believe that Page was working as an agent of Russia. The suspicion was based on Page’s past business dealings in Russia, a that Page made to Moscow in early July 2016, and his known interactions years earlier with a Russian intelligence officer. FBI lawyers rejected the request to apply for a FISA, saying that there was not probable to believe Page was a Russian agent.


The FBI assessment changed on Sept. 19, 2016, when six memos from Steele found their way to the bureau’s Crossfire Hurricane team. The IG report says that the dossier played a "central and essential" role in resurrecting the FBI push to wiretap Page.

...

Horowitz found the Woods File for the Page FISA applications riddled with errors and omissions.

It is unclear why Case Agent 1 committed so many errors. Horowitz said that IG investigators found no specific evidence that the agent's "pattern of errors" were intentional. But "we also did not find his explanations for so many significant and repeated failures to be satisfactory," the report said.

Horowitz told the Senate Judiciary Committee on Wednesday that he believes the agent still works at the FBI.

...


Perhaps the most egregious omission that Horowitz attributes to Case Agent 1 involves information that one of Steele’s main dossier sources provided agents during interviews in January 2017, shortly after BuzzFeed News published the dossier.

According to the IG report, the FBI tracked down and interviewed the source, who is identified in the report only as "Primary Sub-Source." Case Agent 1 interviewed the individual along with other FBI agents and Justice Department attorneys.

The source’s statements dealt a significant blow to the dossier’s credibility, but were never divulged to FISA Court judges.

"Primary Sub-Source" told FBI agents that Steele's dossier misrepresented and embellished information they provided the former spy about Donald Trump and Carter Page.

The source said that the dossier’s most salacious claim -- that the Kremlin had blackmail video of Donald Trump at the Ritz-Carlton in Moscow in 2013 -- was based on "rumor and speculation." Though Steele's dossier said that a source had verified the Trump story with Ritz-Carlton staff, the source told the FBI that they had not confirmed the allegation.

The source also showed the FBI text messages which undercut one of the dossier’s most serious allegations against Page: that he discussed a bribe with Igor Sechin, the president of Russian oil giant Rosneft and a Kremlin insider, during a meeting in Moscow in July 2016.

Unmask him. Unmask him.

Why are dirty cops framing innocent American citizens permitted anonymity?

Unmask him, fire him, and let the vultures take him.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 01:11 PM




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1 Foist?

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at December 12, 2019 01:12 PM (4+8an)

2
Such a bold post.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 12, 2019 01:12 PM (8XRCm)

3 Pikes. Heads. Some assembly required.

Posted by: Guzalot at December 12, 2019 01:12 PM (prSvo)

4 notgonnahappen.com

Posted by: blaster at December 12, 2019 01:12 PM (9VeU0)

5 Accountability.

Not in DC.

Posted by: blaster at December 12, 2019 01:13 PM (9VeU0)

6 I fixed it down here anyway

Posted by: blaster at December 12, 2019 01:13 PM (9VeU0)

7 Corgis called

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at December 12, 2019 01:14 PM (4+8an)

8 I thought we already knew who he was.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 12, 2019 01:14 PM (q80AH)

9 I fixed it down here anyway
Posted by: blaster at December 12, 2019 01:13 PM (9VeU0)

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Me too Sister!!!

Posted by: Caitlin Jenner at December 12, 2019 01:14 PM (8XRCm)

10 Unmask him, fire him, and let the vultures take him.

Yeah, what are the odds of that happening?

Posted by: Tim at December 12, 2019 01:14 PM (MO30/)

11 Angry Ace is stirring the tar, preparing the feathers.

Posted by: zombie at December 12, 2019 01:14 PM (fK2gX)

12 The agent was trained to act thusly. They're a RICO. It's SOP.

Posted by: torabora at December 12, 2019 01:14 PM (M9bB2)

13 These repeated mistakes all in one direction are just random anomalies, said no one intelligent ever.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 12, 2019 01:14 PM (y7DUB)

14 So is CA#1 this Clinesmith guy?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 12, 2019 01:15 PM (r+sAi)

15 NO BIAS!

Posted by: FBI sycophants at December 12, 2019 01:15 PM (6XlcD)

16 The real case agent #1 is Barack Hussein Obama

Posted by: X at December 12, 2019 01:15 PM (dnWIc)

17 Nameless and blameless.....that's the way we plays it.

Posted by: BignJames at December 12, 2019 01:15 PM (X/Pw5)

18 I'm still shocked Comey was fired.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 12, 2019 01:15 PM (H8QX8)

19 Jeff Sessions is just in a tizzy. He has the vapors.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 12, 2019 01:15 PM (ptqGC)

20 let the vultures take him.

Posted by: Ace of Spades


I always suspected that Ace was a Tibetan Buddhist. And now I have confirmation.

But why would you give this traitor the honor of a "sky burial"?

Posted by: zombie at December 12, 2019 01:15 PM (fK2gX)

21 Always wondered how many people Nikki Haley needed to UnMask as UN Ambassador?

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 01:15 PM (dSCW/)

22 Actual acts of journalism needed, stat.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 12, 2019 01:16 PM (U7qMl)

23 >>Unmask him, fire him, and let the vultures take him.


THIS

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2019 01:16 PM (bDqIh)

24 And yet our brave firefighters will continue to applaud the FBI as "straight shooters" who are always on the level.

If someone did this in my department, they would be fired, arrested, and perp walked in front of the media.

But yeah, the FBI is full of top men. Top. Men.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 12, 2019 01:16 PM (VWp7G)

25 Remember the theory that corrupt, criminal FBI agent and supervisors were allowed to remain employed so they could be interviewed by Horowitz?

Good times, good times.

Burn. It. Down.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 12, 2019 01:16 PM (iw59Q)

26 >>let the vultures take him.


'Vultures gotta eat, same as worms.'

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 01:16 PM (dSCW/)

27 unmask hel. fire his ass

out of a cannon

into a pile of rusty razor blades.

then dip in lemon juice.

then water board, set on fire, flay, and finally gibbons his ass and leave the body hang until the last bone turns to dust.

as a warning...

Posted by: SturmToddler at December 12, 2019 01:16 PM (8D42x)

28 Hahahaha.

We'll be lucky if the VIVA LA RESISTANCE!!! lawyer that 99.999999% of the voting public can't identify gets his law license revoked for a year.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I support medically approved diets for anorexics who are trapped in fat girls' bodies at December 12, 2019 01:16 PM (rImxe)

29 16 The real case agent #1 is Barack Hussein Obama
Posted by: X


Agent 001. And he has a license to swish.

Posted by: zombie at December 12, 2019 01:17 PM (fK2gX)

30 Probably the fourth Awan Brother.

Posted by: ... at December 12, 2019 01:17 PM (3bJFi)

31 "errors". If you believe that this was accidental, you probably also believe Epstein killed himself.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at December 12, 2019 01:17 PM (J+mig)

32 >>I'm still shocked Comey was fired.



I still giggle at *how* he was fired --- Comey was in California to give some speech and got word he was fired, LOL.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2019 01:17 PM (bDqIh)

33 But yeah, the FBI is full of top men. Top. Men.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 12, 2019 01:16 PM (VWp7G)

Oh my!

Posted by: Buttgig at December 12, 2019 01:17 PM (6A9Kg)

34 Calm down, agent 1, is a democrat...it's OK.

Posted by: Snoreregard at December 12, 2019 01:17 PM (U7k5w)

35 Let The Great Unmasking continue

Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 12, 2019 01:17 PM (48RE5)

36 Angry Ace is stirring the tar, preparing the feathers.

Posted by: zombie at December 12, 2019 01:14 PM



I'll bring the rail.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 12, 2019 01:17 PM (axyOa)

37 Why did Bin Laden make so many errors? We may never know.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2019 01:17 PM (r7Fvf)

38 Yeah, I thought Case Agent 1 is Clinesmith.

Posted by: jwest at December 12, 2019 01:18 PM (U6f/q)

39 Keep him counting paper clips til it's time for his orange jumper.

Posted by: DaveA at December 12, 2019 01:18 PM (FhXTo)

40 The FBI become what they were formed to fight. I think it's human nature. If given more time they would have graduated to extra-judical killings.

Oh wait....EDKH and Whitey's wheelchair got parked ....

Posted by: torabora at December 12, 2019 01:18 PM (M9bB2)

41 I was reading a story where a monarch is asked how he would handle a situation. Three people committed a murder, but 4 people have been arrested. You KNOW 3 of them did it, and you KNOW one of them is innocent. If you can't get one of the three murderers to turn on the others, what do you do?

One answer was to hang all four.

I no longer assume any government bureaucrat is innocent...so hang 'em all 'til someone talks.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at December 12, 2019 01:18 PM (nNEcr)

42 I believe "case agent #1" is Bruce Ohr. He's still at the FBI, shuffling papers or something.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 12, 2019 01:18 PM (DaDYr)

43
Now everybody
Have you heard
If youre in the game
Then the Strzoks the nerd.

Strzok Me Strzok Me

Say youre a winner but man youre a sinner now.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 12, 2019 01:18 PM (8XRCm)

44 When journos get busted, they'll say, in effct, "No, we're not crooked. We're incompetent."

Okay. The feds, esp. the FBI, are massively incompetent. So quit appropriating money for them.

WRt the seventeen errors: When a result needs one unlikely incident to be coincident on another unlikely incident, you have a probability which could be said to be "one chance in three". Could be expressed as a fraction. One over three. And if it needs to be on top of another unlikely incident, say one over seven, you are multiplying fractions in a manner of speaking And when you do that, you get to a very small value very rapidly.
The likelihood that seventeen errors all went one way as a matter of random......

Posted by: Richard Aubrey at December 12, 2019 01:18 PM (fikzx)

45 Top "men."

Posted by: zombie at December 12, 2019 01:18 PM (fK2gX)

46 He'll need to be unmasked for his payoff... I mean his book deal... his book deal!!!

Posted by: ... at December 12, 2019 01:18 PM (3bJFi)

47 "18 I'm still shocked Comey was fired."

Trump. Only Trump had the balls to shitcan the corrupt, republic-burning criminal thug.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 12, 2019 01:18 PM (iw59Q)

48 Shouldn't that be Ham and Egger #1?

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 01:18 PM (dSCW/)

49 >>>14 So is CA#1 this Clinesmith guy?


No, Clinesmith is a lawyer (allegedly). He would not be doing agent stuff nor be called an agent.

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 01:18 PM (PbpT7)

50 Imagine if the investigation was of Exxon over white collar crimes, and the subjects were anonymized as "Executive #1".

Imagine the liberal outcry over that.

But the full power of the state? No biggie.

Posted by: dan-O at December 12, 2019 01:18 PM (tGHTr)

51 20 let the vultures take him.

Posted by: Ace of Spades

I always suspected that Ace was a Tibetan Buddhist. And now I have confirmation.

But why would you give this traitor the honor of a "sky burial"?

Posted by: zombie at December 12, 2019 01:15 PM (fK2gX)

I thought sky burials were a tengri thing.

Posted by: Someguy at December 12, 2019 01:18 PM (7nTlT)

52 Name him then hang him. Publicly.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at December 12, 2019 01:18 PM (+KUAH)

53 Sure, unmask him, but don't stop there. This kind of corruption goes all he way to the top. The ENTIRE chain of command needs to be punished.

In truth, the former president as well but that will never happen.

Hey, has anyone brought up THE question yet? you know: "What did the President know and when dd he know it?"

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at December 12, 2019 01:18 PM (LWu6U)

54 Unmask him, fire him, and let the vultures take him.

Eeeewwwwww! What did we ever do to you, Mr. O'Spades, to deserve this?

Posted by: the vultures at December 12, 2019 01:18 PM (toKeJ)

55 >>>Yeah, I thought Case Agent 1 is Clinesmith.



And that POS is still gainfully employed. Does the DoJ not know, or not care?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 12, 2019 01:18 PM (VWp7G)

56 "Clearly there was no criminal intent here." -- James Comey, Case Agent Zero

Posted by: ShainS at December 12, 2019 01:18 PM (KUe2f)

57 >>>42 I believe "case agent #1" is Bruce Ohr. He's still at the FBI, shuffling papers or something.

is Bruce Ohr at the FBI or is he in the DOJ?

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 01:19 PM (PbpT7)

58 Why is this guys name a secret?

He is not a CIA agent. Not undercover.

Its like the 'Whistle blowjobber'. Why the hell do we STILL not know who it was?

Posted by: Don Q at December 12, 2019 01:19 PM (NgKpN)

59 the report talks about Bruce Ohr by name so I don't believe he's Case Agent 1

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 01:19 PM (PbpT7)

60 Case agent 1 man
Their taking way ur name
And giving u a number

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 12, 2019 01:19 PM (LYheq)

61 Horowitz said that IG investigators found no specific evidence that the agent's "pattern of errors" were intentional.

And there it is, again.

That's the way it's going to be from now on when Our Betters break the law. Comey covering for Felonia was just the first time. A trial-run, if you will, to see if they'd get away with it. And they did.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 12, 2019 01:19 PM (U7qMl)

62 Gotta protect his pension

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at December 12, 2019 01:19 PM (JRaU+)

63 61 Horowitz said that IG investigators found no specific evidence that the agent's "pattern of errors" were intentional.

And there it is, again.

That's the way it's going to be from now on when Our Betters break the law. Comey covering for Felonia was just the first time. A trial-run, if you will, to see if they'd get away with it. And they did.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 12, 2019 01:19 PM (U7qMl)

==========

"We disagree."
-Barr and Durham, the people running an actual criminal probe

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 12, 2019 01:20 PM (q80AH)

64 "32 >>I'm still shocked Comey was fired.



I still giggle at *how* he was fired --- Comey was in California to give some speech and got word he was fired, LOL."

That was fucking awesome. It would be nice to see the DOJ, FBI and State padlocked when the grifters, thieves and incompetents show up to work/steal at their offices one morning.

Burn. It. Down.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 12, 2019 01:20 PM (iw59Q)

65 "We'll stop him" is the new "Allahu Ackbar".

There has yet to be an equal to those two impenetrable phrases.

Only the African Mama in heaven can answer those questions.

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 01:20 PM (YOhRS)

66 unmask hel. fire his ass

out of a cannon

into a pile of rusty razor blades.

then dip in lemon juice.

then water board, set on fire, flay, and finally gibbons his ass and leave the body hang until the last bone turns to dust.

as a warning...

Posted by: SturmToddler at December 12, 2019 01:16 PM (8D42x)
-------------------------------------------------------

Too subtle.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 12, 2019 01:20 PM (ptqGC)

67 I'm thinking maybe the Vlad Tepes strategy would be more effective here. Heads on spikes all the way down Pennsylvania Avenue.

Posted by: zombie at December 12, 2019 01:20 PM (fK2gX)

68 "The Who funds the federalist lines coming back,"

I don't get what that's all about.


The left is certain that the Federalist is secretly funded by, I dunno, Cletus in his rusting trailer in Idaho with the Nazi flag out back.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 01:20 PM (KZzsI)

69 #37 one of bin Laden's mistakes was taking up residence less than a mile from a Pakistani military compound

Oh wait...

Posted by: torabora at December 12, 2019 01:21 PM (M9bB2)

70 Fuck that guy in particular.

Posted by: White Cat that knocks shit off the counter at December 12, 2019 01:21 PM (ufFY8)

71 It's like poor Lisa Page and all her errors. She just kept accidentially sucking Strozk's cock.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2019 01:21 PM (r7Fvf)

72 42 I believe "case agent #1" is Bruce Ohr. He's still at the FBI, shuffling papers or something.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 12, 2019 01:18 PM (DaDYr)


I think Bruce Ohr was a DOJ criminal lawyer. Not FBI.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at December 12, 2019 01:21 PM (gjpDJ)

73 Unmask him. Unmask him.

________


Preferably, one dermal layer at a time.

Posted by: ShainS at December 12, 2019 01:21 PM (KUe2f)

74 If this was someone working for the GOP, they would have been unmasked long ago.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 12, 2019 01:21 PM (qC1Sy)

75 68 "The Who funds the federalist lines coming back,"

I don't get what that's all about.

The left is certain that the Federalist is secretly funded by, I dunno, Cletus in his rusting trailer in Idaho with the Nazi flag out back.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 01:20 PM (KZzsI)


Gerd von Cletus?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2019 01:21 PM (zBaqJ)

76 68 "The Who funds the federalist lines coming back,"

I don't get what that's all about.

The left is certain that the Federalist is secretly funded by, I dunno, Cletus in his rusting trailer in Idaho with the Nazi flag out back.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 01:20 PM (KZzsI)\

========

They think it's run by Russians. Seriously.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 12, 2019 01:21 PM (q80AH)

77 The 'no controlling legal authority' thing is a huge loophole our enemies use all the time now. Apparently very many things are against Federal law but have no penalty for breaking them. We used to expect civil servants to obey the law, I guess.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2019 01:21 PM (yQpMk)

78 Trump must have a "come to Jesus" talk with Wray. If Wray isn't down with a raft of terminations, then he should immediately accept his own. Let the rats draw up another bogus article of impeachment. It will net Trump a few thousand more votes.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 12, 2019 01:22 PM (I99aF)

79 >>>68 "The Who funds the federalist lines coming back,"

I don't get what that's all about.

...

Who funds Rick Wilson? He doesn't have a steady job -- guest gigs on MSNBC are not a steady job -- he wrote basically a pamphlet that didn't sell that well (and even a bestseller won't pay enough to live on for a year), he's going to Qater-funded junkets, etc.

Where is his money coming from?

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 01:22 PM (PbpT7)

80 I always suspected that Ace was a Tibetan Buddhist. And now I have confirmation.

But why would you give this traitor the honor of a "sky burial"?
Posted by: zombie at December 12, 2019 01:15 PM (fK2gX)

Make an airtight iron coffin with an oxygen supply.

Build a really large magnetic railgun.

Fire into the sun.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at December 12, 2019 01:22 PM (J+mig)

81 One reason he might be still employed by the FBI is to keep him within reach of the IG.

It also might be that the IG's investigation would be necessary to have the grounds to get rid of him.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 12, 2019 01:22 PM (hbTkw)

82 >>>>I think Bruce Ohr was a DOJ criminal lawyer. Not FBI.


And after all his malfeasance, he still has not been disbarred. Cripes, even Clinton lost his law license.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 12, 2019 01:22 PM (VWp7G)

83 I still giggle at *how* he was fired --- Comey was in California to give some speech and got word he was fired, LOL.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2019 01:17 PM (bDqIh)


I'd forgotten about that, which reveals how fucking long it's been between LOLGF vignettes. Thanks for the reminder.

I think that was the night dicknosed Colbert lectured the clapping seals into liking long tall Jimmy after they booed him. Because nothing says top shelf comedy like hectoring the audience.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 12, 2019 01:22 PM (y7DUB)

84 I still giggle at *how* he was fired --- Comey was in California to give some speech and got word he was fired, LOL."

That was fucking awesome. It would be nice to see the DOJ, FBI and State padlocked when the grifters, thieves and incompetents show up to work/steal at their offices one morning.

Burn. It. Down.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 12, 2019 01:20 PM (iw59Q)
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Nah. It would be better if they changed the lock on his office door.

I'm pondering over deactivating his keycard, but I think being unable to unlock his office door, and the inability to require anyone to unlock his door would be nice before security comes to escort him out of the building.

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 01:22 PM (YOhRS)

85 71 It's like poor Lisa Page and all her errors. She just kept accidentially sucking Strozk's cock.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2019 01:21 PM (r7Fvf)


You got penis in my mouth!

You got mouth on my penis!

Reese's penis oral cups...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2019 01:22 PM (zBaqJ)

86 Horowitz said that IG investigators found no specific evidence that the agent's "pattern of errors" were intentional.

Lawyer speak. Its technically true but grossly misleading. He's saying that about the interviews he did, and the lack of paperwork stating openly and clearly "we did this intentionally because we hate Orange Man." its the kind of argument your kid gives you when you chew them out for using your steak knives to dig in the garden with "this isn't a STEAK knife, I've seen you use it for other things!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 01:22 PM (KZzsI)

87 71
It's like poor Lisa Page and all her errors. She just kept accidentially sucking Strozk's cock.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2019 01:21 PM (r7Fvf)

________


She had no sexual intent.

Posted by: ShainS at December 12, 2019 01:23 PM (KUe2f)

88 What needs to happen is that he needs to be indicted so hard that he can't shit because his orifices are all puckered tight.

Then you crush him and make him turn for a lighter sentence. Work that asshole the way the feds work a low level drug dealer, and don't stop until "not a smidgen" of competence jug-ears is implicated.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at December 12, 2019 01:23 PM (LWu6U)

89 73 Unmask him. Unmask him.

Preferably, one dermal layer at a time.
Posted by: ShainS


I'll unmask him for you.

Posted by: Hannibal Lecter, hiding in the ceiling with a pilfered pen at December 12, 2019 01:23 PM (fK2gX)

90 When Barr issues indictments, I don't want them announced. I want doors kicked in, asses dragged out into the night, wives humiliated, dogs cowering in corners, handcuffs, tasers....and leak to Fox's Hannity, so it can all be televised.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 12, 2019 01:23 PM (ptqGC)

91 The Who funds the federalist lines coming back



My opinion of Roger Daltrey is rising.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2019 01:23 PM (yQpMk)

92 And now federal employees get 3 months of paid family leave.

On top of their platinum benefits and pensions.

Yay!

Posted by: Zero Prosecutions Zero Raids at December 12, 2019 01:23 PM (6A9Kg)

93 >>>Where is his money coming from?



Probably Omydar. Siphoning off some of that sweet, sweet NRO cash.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 12, 2019 01:23 PM (VWp7G)

94 They don't have to follow the law. They ARE the law.

You peasants better fall in line if you know what's good for you.

Posted by: Just Lily at December 12, 2019 01:23 PM (f2W/p)

95 "errors". If you believe that this was accidental, you probably also believe Epstein killed himself.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est

----

No, he slipped.

Posted by: RKae at December 12, 2019 01:23 PM (4yrpr)

96 My bad... Ohr is DoJ, not FIB, er FBI.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 12, 2019 01:23 PM (DaDYr)

97 It's not Ohr. Wrong agency.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 12, 2019 01:23 PM (U7qMl)

98
The sooner we can have laws wherein anyone convicted of these kinds of things gets their pensions confiscated.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2019 01:24 PM (zBaqJ)

99 "71 It's like poor Lisa Page and all her errors. She just kept accidentially sucking Strozk's cock."

Deep State whore Page unintentionally sucked cock, so move on.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 12, 2019 01:24 PM (iw59Q)

100 >>And now federal employees get 3 months of paid family leave.


She may have great Tits, but Ivanka is a fucking liability.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 01:24 PM (dSCW/)

101 93 >>>Where is his money coming from?



Probably Omydar. Siphoning off some of that sweet, sweet NRO cash.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 12, 2019 01:23 PM (VWp7G)

=========

The real question is: Why does Jonah Goldberg still have publishing rights at NRO even though he's got that sweet new gig of his?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 12, 2019 01:24 PM (q80AH)

102 Jane D'oh
Amen Jane

Posted by: It's me donna at December 12, 2019 01:24 PM (6XlcD)

103 One reason he might be still employed by the FBI is to keep him within reach of the IG.

It also might be that the IG's investigation would be necessary to have the grounds to get rid of him.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 12, 2019 01:22 PM (hbTkw)
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That's the upside of that. Comey was unreachable by the IG because he didn't re-up something and they suspect that was the motivation behind it.

Durham can reach him...and give him a nuggie.

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 01:24 PM (YOhRS)

104 When Barr issues indictments, I don't want them announced. I want doors kicked in, asses dragged out into the night, wives humiliated, dogs cowering in corners, handcuffs, tasers....and leak to Fox's Hannity, so it can all be televised.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 12, 2019 01:23 PM (ptqGC)

Well you had me at wives humiliated. But that might not be what you're talking about.

Posted by: ... at December 12, 2019 01:24 PM (3bJFi)

105 >> My bad... Ohr is DoJ


Either / Ohr

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 01:24 PM (dSCW/)

106 The sooner we can have laws wherein anyone convicted of these kinds of things gets their pensions confiscated.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2019 01:24 PM (zBaqJ)


Lol




Posted by: Lois Lerner at December 12, 2019 01:24 PM (ptqGC)

107 friends suggest that this May article from Mollie mentions Stephan Halper's handlers, and it just could be that Case Agent 1 is among them

https://thefederalist.com/2019/05/02/new-york-times-admits-

multiple-spies-deployed-against-trump-campaign/

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 01:25 PM (PbpT7)

108 The only thing that will suffice to serve as true justice is for the LE/IC apparatus to be largely eliminated, it's powers and authorities diminished, transferred and monitored, the FISA court authorization to be allowed to lapse, everyone rail roaded by these fucking animals to be pardoned and the roughly two dozen despicable pieces of human garbage that inflicted this nightmare upon America, be indicted, frog marched, convicted and sent to PMITAFP.


Anything less is masturbation and shuffling the deck chairs on the Titanic.

Posted by: White Rabbit Object at December 12, 2019 01:25 PM (NvYVF)

109 She may have great Tits, but Ivanka is a fucking liability.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 01:24 PM (dSCW/)

Can't stand her.

Posted by: Zero Prosecutions Zero Raids at December 12, 2019 01:25 PM (6A9Kg)

110 By the way, F... Wray with a spork.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 12, 2019 01:25 PM (VpIIl)

111 81 One reason he might be still employed by the FBI is to keep him within reach of the IG.

It also might be that the IG's investigation would be necessary to have the grounds to get rid of him.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 12, 2019 01:22 PM (hbTkw)


Yeah. Because the IG has all kinds of power to do stuff.

Insert ORLY owl gif here.

Posted by: blaster at December 12, 2019 01:25 PM (9VeU0)

112 Can you charge the FBI under RICO?


What makes it worse is the major players strutting around like they did nothing wrong.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2019 01:25 PM (dNzKv)

113 I thought that was Agent 86.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2019 01:25 PM (+y/Ru)

114 Agent 001. And he has a license to swish.

Posted by: zombie at December 12, 2019 01:17 PM

If you're talking basketball, more like a license to brick. But I don't think you were talking basketball.

Posted by: Reggie "Body Man" Love at December 12, 2019 01:25 PM (I99aF)

115 "101 93 >>>Where is his money coming from?



Probably Omydar. Siphoning off some of that sweet, sweet NRO cash.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 12, 2019 01:23 PM (VWp7G)

=========

The real question is: Why does Jonah Goldberg still have publishing rights at NRO even though he's got that sweet new gig of his?"

Maybe it's coincidental, but Jonah just turns up there every time the Deep State looks bad and needs a half-assed defense.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 12, 2019 01:26 PM (iw59Q)

116 It's like poor Lisa Page and all her errors. She just kept accidentially sucking Strozk's cock.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2019 01:21 PM (r7Fvf)


You got penis in my mouth!

You got mouth on my penis!

Reese's penis oral cups...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2019 01:22 PM

LOL. And think how arrogant these pricks are. She's suing! WTF! Most people would be laying in bed with pizza boxes and bottles stacked up in shame. Not her! Govt phones and on Govt time was when she decided to get freaky with Strozk. I mean the volume of texts alone! Yet she's suing. That gal has balls I'll say that. But why did she commit so many errors? We may never know.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2019 01:26 PM (r7Fvf)

117 Ivanka and Jared are big liabilities.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 12, 2019 01:26 PM (Wnjzh)

118 Where is his money coming from?

The default answer is Paul Singer. Because fuck him with his son's dick.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 12, 2019 01:26 PM (y7DUB)

119 It's a crime, right?

Posted by: ... at December 12, 2019 01:26 PM (3bJFi)

120 I thought that was Agent 86.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2019 01:25 PM (+y/Ru)
------------
Missed it by *that* much.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at December 12, 2019 01:26 PM (3Z6pZ)

121 Halper?

Cambridge?

No one remembers Kim Philby?

The Democrats are colluding with Russians obviously.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 12, 2019 01:26 PM (6o9mF)

122 >>>109 She may have great Tits, but Ivanka is a fucking liability.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 01:24 PM (dSCW/)

Can't stand her.
Posted by: Zero Prosecutions Zero Raids

megadittoes

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 01:26 PM (PbpT7)

123 So I take this agent ain't Clinesmith, who has been identified as the one to alter a document on Carter Page for use in a FISA warrant, and has been referred by Horowitz for DOJ 'possible' prosecution.

Posted by: Gabriel Metsu at December 12, 2019 01:26 PM (Z4rgH)

124 1 - go to the lowest level person involved
2 - threaten to fire him and take his pension
3 - make offers to restore upon identification of higher players
4 - prosecute, prosecute and prosecute them until they cry and then prosecute them for crying

Posted by: DanMan at December 12, 2019 01:27 PM (XTiHL)

125 Tiffany's my favorite Trump daughter, because you almost never see her and she keeps her yap shut.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 12, 2019 01:27 PM (U7qMl)

126 The Democrats are colluding with Russians obviously.


Since 1917.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2019 01:27 PM (yQpMk)

127 Surely Case Agent 1 shows up in the Strzok-Page emails.

Posted by: mediapostate at December 12, 2019 01:27 PM (9U9OA)

128 She may have great Tits, but Ivanka is a fucking liability.

Yeah, she's a cancer in the White House, she's exactly the kind of person who we complain about as a wine mom who is low info and thinks with their emotions. I wouldn't be shocked to learn she voted for Hillary.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 01:27 PM (KZzsI)

129 We can't unmask him until we have all three branches of government. And a veto proof majority.

Posted by: ... at December 12, 2019 01:27 PM (3bJFi)

130 My opinion of Roger Daltrey is rising.
Posted by: Grump928(C)


He's in favor of Brexit, too. Just thought you might like to know.
Pete likes Greta Thunberg though, so the conclusion is that he's just nuts.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at December 12, 2019 01:27 PM (vcOmj)

131 Just our best and brightest doing their duty at bit overzealously in defense of our country but rest assured we will get our Top men on it and conduct follow on training pronto...

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at December 12, 2019 01:27 PM (v7jy4)

132 >>Tiffany's my favorite Trump daughter, because you almost never see her and she keeps her yap shut.


But. How are her tits?

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 01:27 PM (dSCW/)

133 >>>The real question is: Why does Jonah Goldberg still have publishing rights at NRO even though he's got that sweet new gig of his?"


Good question. It's not like Jonah adds anything to the conversation besides Orange. Man. Bad.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 12, 2019 01:28 PM (VWp7G)

134 >>>The real question is: Why does Jonah Goldberg still have publishing rights at NRO even though he's got that sweet new gig of his?"

It's because it's his syndicated column, which NR subscribes to, putting money in this chunky flunky's hefty-sized pockets.

A friend suggested that National Review probably was too timid and cuckish to cancel their (paid) subscription to this "service."

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 01:28 PM (PbpT7)

135 >>Pete likes Greta Thunberg though, so the conclusion is that he's just nuts.


She reminds Pete of a young boy he once 'researched'.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 01:28 PM (dSCW/)

136 But. How are her tits?
Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 01:27 PM (dSCW/)

A lot more natural than Ivanka's.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 12, 2019 01:28 PM (U7qMl)

137 But. How are her tits?
Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 01:27 PM (dSCW/)
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Yuge and luxurious?

Posted by: Captain Obvious at December 12, 2019 01:28 PM (3Z6pZ)

138 >> >>Unmask him, fire him, and let the vultures take him.

Buzzards gotta eat, same as the worms.

Posted by: Josey Wales at December 12, 2019 01:28 PM (Z4rgH)

139 109
She may have great Tits, but Ivanka is a fucking liability.



Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 01:24 PM (dSCW/)


Speaking of bewbs, this Hunter King chick on Young and the Restless is hawt.


Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 12, 2019 01:29 PM (ufFY8)

140 Captain Kidd was put in an iron cage at the mouth of the Thames to rot. He got greedy and took down enemy French ships with English Lord's swag shipping on board. He didn't mean to do that.

That stuff went on for 400 years.

Posted by: torabora at December 12, 2019 01:29 PM (M9bB2)

141 Coming soon to a theatre near you. We follow the wacky tales of Agent 001. In a land, where you don't like the President. (Cuts to Ben Afleck and Bob Deniro) Man, I'd hate to keep making errors boss...

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2019 01:29 PM (r7Fvf)

142
The Combine demands a name.

Provide one, or we will assume it was you.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 12, 2019 01:29 PM (pNxlR)

143 >>>But. How are her tits?


They're real and they're spectacular.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 12, 2019 01:29 PM (VWp7G)

144

Unmask him, fire him, and let the vultures take him.



Posted by: Ace of Spades at 01:11 PM



I have too much respect and admiration for vultures to subject them to eating this treasonous SOB's carcass. Leave him for the maggots.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at December 12, 2019 01:29 PM (rP4OC)

145 But. How are her tits?

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 01:27 PM

Fat chick tits. Big but not gravity defiant by any means.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 12, 2019 01:29 PM (I99aF)

146 Joe Pientka would be my guess.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2019 01:29 PM (ZLI7S)

147 Why didn't Graham have two day of hearings? Christopher Wray should be in front of them today explaining what exactly is he's doing about all this shit.

Posted by: lowandslow at December 12, 2019 01:29 PM (4thlk)

148 127 Surely Case Agent 1 shows up in the Strzok-Page emails.

texts, rather

Posted by: mediapostate at December 12, 2019 01:29 PM (9U9OA)

149 >>>Yeah, she's a cancer in the White House, she's exactly the kind of person who we complain about as a wine mom who is low info and thinks with their emotions. I wouldn't be shocked to learn she voted for Hillary.


I think Steve Bannon is himself a cancer who did a lot of harm to Trump (he was a huge leaker), but I did enjoy Bannon's cutting name for Ivana and Jared: "The Geniuses."

He would always smirk as he referred to "The Geniuses" and their latest ideas.

(Second hand -- I haven't spoken to Bannon pretty much ever. I met him briefly at an Andrew Breitbart party years before Andrew died.)

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 01:29 PM (PbpT7)

150 "124 1 - go to the lowest level person involved
2 - threaten to fire him and take his pension
3 - make offers to restore upon identification of higher players
4 - prosecute, prosecute and prosecute them until they cry and then prosecute them for crying"

It never gets past 1.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 12, 2019 01:30 PM (iw59Q)

151 I'm wondering if most of you know this:

Did you know FBI is *supposed* to make errors?

I didn't until I saw Stupidest Senator Hirono's speech that saying, that unlike the 17 major errors the IG Report detailed, the word "spying" implies "they were doing things they weren't supposed to".

So, the one thing that Horowitz's report supports is that doing things they weren't supposed to is NOT what happened at the DOJ.

Yup.

So there you have it WINGERZ! They were SUPPOSED to make those errors! Our Constitution depends on it!

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 01:30 PM (YOhRS)

152 >>Fat chick tits. Big but not gravity defiant by any means.


Sloppy tits won't do.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 01:30 PM (dSCW/)

153 If your superior tells you to do it, it's legal for you to do it.

Posted by: Case Agent 1 at December 12, 2019 01:30 PM (VP1E6)

154 Paul Mirengoff at Powerline, MICHAEL HOROWITZ'S FLAWED EPISTEMOLOGY, has a good breakdown of why in many legal situations you can deduce bias.

But the absence of an innocent explanation for bad conduct is evidence that the conduct was intentional and undertaken for a bad reason

(sorry, too lazy to fight to get a link in here)

Posted by: motionview at December 12, 2019 01:30 PM (pYQR/)

155 Mos Eisley Space Port was a cleaner operation.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2019 01:30 PM (NWiLs)

156 Buzzards gotta eat, same as the worms.

Posted by: Josey Wales at December 12, 2019 01:28 PM (Z4rgH)


What about fire ants? Bury him up to his neck next to an ant hill. The peaceful, gentle Plains Indians did that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 12, 2019 01:30 PM (ptqGC)

157 Leave him for the maggots.
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at December 12, 2019 01:29 PM (rP4OC)
---------
Why us?

Posted by: Maggots at December 12, 2019 01:30 PM (3Z6pZ)

158 >>>146 Joe Pientka would be my guess.


someone told me he is "SSA 1," not Case Agent 1.

Not sure what SSA means -- supervisory special agent?

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 01:30 PM (PbpT7)

159 >>Tiffany's my favorite Trump daughter, because you almost never see her and she keeps her yap shut.


But. How are her tits?

.....

It's not always about the bewbs.





Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 12, 2019 01:30 PM (YA914)

160 >>(Second hand -- I haven't spoken to Bannon pretty much ever. I met him briefly at an Andrew Breitbart party years before Andrew died.)


Did Andrew invite you over to Park Cars or something?

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 01:31 PM (dSCW/)

161 >>>Did Andrew invite you over to Park Cars or something?


he invited me to park my fat greasy penis in your mom

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 01:31 PM (PbpT7)

162 Pete likes Greta Thunberg though, so the conclusion is that he's just nuts.

Pete's one of those old hippies you kinda can admire though, he's not filled with a passion to load up train cars, he's like Joe Walsh and just wants everyone to be cool, man

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 01:31 PM (KZzsI)

163 >>Not sure what SSA means -- supervisory special agent?

Yes. I believe that would be Peter Strzok.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2019 01:31 PM (ZLI7S)

164 >>It's not always about the bewbs.


How did I end up in the VIP Room at Hot Air?

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 01:31 PM (dSCW/)

165 159 It's not always about the bewbs.

Source?

Posted by: mediapostate at December 12, 2019 01:32 PM (9U9OA)

166 154 Paul Mirengoff at Powerline, MICHAEL HOROWITZ'S FLAWED EPISTEMOLOGY, has a good breakdown of why in many legal situations you can deduce bias.

But the absence of an innocent explanation for bad conduct is evidence that the conduct was intentional and undertaken for a bad reason

(sorry, too lazy to fight to get a link in here)
Posted by: motionview at December 12, 2019 01:30 PM (pYQR/)

==========

It would help if Paul didn't give every bit of leniency to arguments against Trump.

However, it is interesting to note some NT commentators like Paul (and Kevin Williamson!) calling the Horowitz non-conclusion bullshit.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 12, 2019 01:32 PM (q80AH)

167 Captain Kidd's wife was allowed to keep property in Manhattan that today is about where the World Trade Centre is.

Posted by: torabora at December 12, 2019 01:32 PM (M9bB2)

168 he invited me to park my fat greasy penis in your mom

......

Daaaaaaaaaamn!

Pimp hand.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 12, 2019 01:32 PM (YA914)

169 >>>he invited me to park my fat greasy penis in your mom


Ace, you owe my city a new keyboard.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 12, 2019 01:32 PM (VWp7G)

170 I've been searching twitter all morning looking for the identity of this criminal w no luck. Hope s/he is unmasked ASAP.

Posted by: Ever at December 12, 2019 01:32 PM (R0z7P)

171 Among those deemed "primarily responsible" for the "most significant" errors in the investigation is "Case Agent 1."



Would you believe it was all just errors?

Would you believe it was an oversight?

Would you believe Agent 1 is a committed leftist who did it all on purpose?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 12, 2019 01:32 PM (kw5n8)

172 >>he invited me to park my fat greasy penis in your mom


OK.


We're going straight to 11 are we?

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 01:32 PM (dSCW/)

173 Tiffany's my favorite Trump daughter, because you almost never see her and she keeps her yap shut.

I feel kind of bad for her, because she's actually named Tiffany for real.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 01:32 PM (KZzsI)

174 >>>However, it is interesting to note some NT commentators like Paul (and Kevin Williamson!) calling the Horowitz non-conclusion bullshit.

Kevin Williamson can only do so while attacking Trump for Ukraine.

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 01:32 PM (PbpT7)

175
He's probably in Cincinnati. All rogue feds are based there, right, Ms. Lerner?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 12, 2019 01:33 PM (pNxlR)

176 he invited me to park my fat greasy penis in your mom

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 01:31 PM

comments ace is best ace.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 12, 2019 01:33 PM (I99aF)

177 Well you had me at wives humiliated. But that might not be what you're talking about.
Posted by: ... at December 12, 2019 01:24 PM


The Paolo, he feels this is unnecessary, but he will remain, how do you say, on hand...to comfort the wives after the raids.

Posted by: Paolo at December 12, 2019 01:33 PM (ejd/p)

178 >>>Did Andrew invite you over to Park Cars or something?

he invited me to park my fat greasy penis in your mom

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 01:31 PM (PbpT7)


*iced tea everywhere*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 12, 2019 01:33 PM (ptqGC)

179 161
>>>Did Andrew invite you over to Park Cars or something?





he invited me to park my fat greasy penis in your mom

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 01:31 PM (PbpT7)


I was assuming he invited you to install some shelves for him, but I see I was wrong.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at December 12, 2019 01:33 PM (rP4OC)

180 Secret case agent man
Secret case agent man
They've given you a number and taken way your name.

*guitar riff*

Posted by: Roland THTG at December 12, 2019 01:33 PM (88+cf)

181 >>>We're going straight to 11 are we?


dude that's barely a 5

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 01:33 PM (PbpT7)

182 "Primarily Responsible" for "Most Significant" Abuses, and Yet, Of Course, Remains an FBI Employee

Sounds like a lone wolf to me, boss. Rogue agent in the Cincinnati office, some youtuber acting alone. He's the cause of it all.

Posted by: t-bird at December 12, 2019 01:33 PM (CDGwz)

183 159 It's not always about the bewbs.

Source?
Posted by: mediapostate



Ass.

Posted by: eleven at December 12, 2019 01:33 PM (M0u+N)

184 174 >>>However, it is interesting to note some NT commentators like Paul (and Kevin Williamson!) calling the Horowitz non-conclusion bullshit.

Kevin Williamson can only do so while attacking Trump for Ukraine.
Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 01:32 PM (PbpT7)

=========

True, but still.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 12, 2019 01:33 PM (q80AH)

185 Christopher Wray should be in front of them today explaining what exactly is he's doing about all this shit.

"So, Mr. Wray - what exactly are you doing about this mess your agency is in?"

"Promotions and raises for everyone, of course."

"Good job."

Posted by: I Have Questions at December 12, 2019 01:33 PM (BvNzB)

186 >>>However, it is interesting to note some NT commentators like Paul (and Kevin Williamson!) calling the Horowitz non-conclusion bullshit.


I can't give Williamson any credit after all he's done. Sorry.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 12, 2019 01:33 PM (VWp7G)

187 >>dude that's barely a 5


Well. Mom had surgery yesterday...so I am handicapping it.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 01:33 PM (dSCW/)

188 OT: I've been really enjoying Star Wars: Fallen Order. Gameplay is half Tomb Raider, half Dark Souls (albeit not quite as punishing), with a Star Wars flavor.

Single player only. No internet connection needed. No loot boxes. Story is fun, and the combat is challenging but not unfair.

Sure, there's no dismemberment for human characters (thanks Disney), but I'm reasonably happy with the way they balanced the combat. You feel powerful, but not overpowered, and if you just try to button mash, you're going to get your butt handed to you.

Probably not going to have a ton of replay value, but I'm happy with what I've gotten for my money and glad to support developers making games like this.


If anyone cares.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 12, 2019 01:33 PM (KUaJL)

189 Why Horowitz put lipstick on a pig is a mystery.

Posted by: torabora at December 12, 2019 01:34 PM (M9bB2)

190 "108 The only thing that will suffice to serve as true justice is for the LE/IC apparatus to be largely eliminated, it's powers and authorities diminished, transferred and monitored, the FISA court authorization to be allowed to lapse, everyone rail roaded by these fucking animals to be pardoned and the roughly two dozen despicable pieces of human garbage that inflicted this nightmare upon America, be indicted, frog marched, convicted and sent to PMITAFP.


Anything less is masturbation and shuffling the deck chairs on the Titanic."

Exactly, and since this isn't even discussed shows how far gone the United States is as a viable republic. Every day is borrowed time now.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 12, 2019 01:34 PM (iw59Q)

191 The whole "if they can do it to Trump they can do it to you" angle makes me sad. Do people need to be told that to care? Can they not understand that they only need to do this to a few important people? The FBI will never come directly after the average American. They've already infringed the rights of the entire country by doing this to one man.

The plane has already hit the mountain.

Posted by: The Judge at December 12, 2019 01:34 PM (GDjCl)

192 WASHINGTON - Bureau of Land Management employees have a Thursday deadline to tell the agency whether they plan to relocate from Washington to new locations out west, including Grand Junction. More the two dozen positions will be in Grand Junction at the BLM's new headquarters.

Posted by: SMOD at December 12, 2019 01:34 PM (3aI0K)

193 I'm not looking up "Greasy Penis" in the Urban Dictionary. Not gonna do it. Wouldn't be prudent. At any juncture.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 01:34 PM (KZzsI)

194 9
I fixed it down here anyway

Posted by: blaster at December 12, 2019 01:13 PM (9VeU0)



-----



Me too Sister!!!

Posted by: Caitlin Jenner at December 12, 2019 01:14 PM (8XRCm)

_________


Thanks for the laugh, fixerupper.

Posted by: ShainS at December 12, 2019 01:34 PM (KUe2f)

195 Who was the dumbass who let Case Agent 1 run amok like a wild animal?

Fire that clown too!

Posted by: Fritz at December 12, 2019 01:34 PM (zD38/)

196 he invited me to park my fat greasy penis in your mom
Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 01:31 PM (PbpT7)

I give this an 8.5. Points off for failing to use "girthy" and "snizz" in this particular sentence.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2019 01:34 PM (NWiLs)

197
I feel kind of bad for her, because she's actually named Tiffany for real.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 01:32 PM (KZzsI)


She could have been named "Cartier", so she ought to count her blessings.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 12, 2019 01:34 PM (pNxlR)

198 "Horowitz said that IG investigators found no specific evidence that the agent's "pattern of errors" were intentional."

He was doing his job -- giving them cover. He didn't have to say anything. Any average adult would have known that asking someone in their positions if they were "biased" was silly and would never get a straight answer. Just as any average adult could have seen from the unanimous pattern of behavior that there WAS bias.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 12, 2019 01:34 PM (H8QX8)

199 It's not always about the bewbs.

I disagree with that opinion.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 12, 2019 01:34 PM (9t0Zz)

200 Remember, the JAG lawyers who mishandled the Gallagher prosecution to the point of giving absolute immunity to a witness who then went on the stand and said yeah, I'm the one who killed the guy gave themselves medals after the prosecution and Trump had to go in and say the fuck, no.

We still do not know anything about who caused the Gold King Mine disaster.

Nothing happened to the Ted Stevens prosecutors.


All that being said, why the hell is an FBI agent's name being redacted in the first place?

I thought these were all public servants what served the public.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 12, 2019 01:34 PM (mf5HN)

201 If we can blame Trump for black Hebrews shooting up a Jewish grocery, surely we can blame him for FBI agents mishandling the investigation into his make-believe transgressions! Get those creative-writing juices flowing, people!

Posted by: NY Times Editor at December 12, 2019 01:35 PM (hQb9S)

202 Flame war!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 12, 2019 01:35 PM (ptqGC)

203 I was wondering what would happen if for about 5 years I made the simple random error of not paying my quarterly estimated taxes and final due for the year and spent it on whiskey, whores and new cars. Could happen to anybody and IRS would totally understand. Right?

Posted by: Ripley at December 12, 2019 01:35 PM (MxEKc)

204 159 It's not always about the bewbs.

Source?

....

Just saying. She might be nice, pleasant to be around, a good mom, a Christian lady, supportive and loyal to a fault.

I could sacrifice a little boobage for those qualities.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 12, 2019 01:35 PM (YA914)

205 >>>Well. Mom had surgery yesterday...so I am handicapping it.


I know, I "Patch Adams'ed" her.

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 01:35 PM (PbpT7)

206 Did Andrew invite you over to Park Cars or something?



He had some shelving he needed installed.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2019 01:35 PM (yQpMk)

207 The whole "if they can do it to Trump they can do it to you" angle makes me sad. Do people need to be told that to care?

One thing you learn as a teacher or a public speaker is that people aren't paying attention, don't really care what you're talking about, and have to have the obvious stated, plainly, and repeatedly to notice and remember.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 01:35 PM (KZzsI)

208 Sounds like Senator Warner is the USG agent who facilitated this coupe. Senator Burr is guilty as co-conspirator.

Posted by: Johnnybiface at December 12, 2019 01:35 PM (hSk36)

209 181
>>>We're going straight to 11 are we?





dude that's barely a 5

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 01:33 PM (PbpT7)


I thought there would be no math


I'm crying here

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 12, 2019 01:35 PM (ufFY8)

210 I think Steve Bannon is himself a cancer who did a lot of harm to Trump (he was a huge leaker), but I did enjoy Bannon's cutting name for Ivana and Jared: "The Geniuses."

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 01:29 PM (PbpT7)
---
I totally agree. I have little respect for Bannon as anything more than a fellow human being when he reacted to the Trump Tower Meeting (set-up) as "Russian Government".

Don't know what his problem is Corruption or Synapse Misfires. I don't care. I don't regard his judgment after helping the Media overreaction to a Fusion GPS setup--that is SO obviously a setup tha the only reason that it's not KNOWN as a setup is because of the media (including even Fox) wall of silence on the facts.

The *toxic* Russian representatives, whom it was illegal for anybody for the Trump organization to talk to--both went out for an evening with a different co-founder of Fusion GPS. Veselnitskaya went for dinner with Simpson, and the other two went out to the ballet as "old friends".

Bannon is dead to me.

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 01:35 PM (YOhRS)

211 Babylon Bee Headline:

'Trump's Popularity Surges as the Nation Learns He May have Obstructed Congress'.

What is Congress's approval ratings right now? Somewhere below crack-whores and grave robbers.

Posted by: Cheri at December 12, 2019 01:35 PM (oiNtH)

212 >>Who funds Rick Wilson? He doesn't have a steady job -- guest gigs on
MSNBC are not a steady job -- he wrote basically a pamphlet that didn't
sell that well (and even a bestseller won't pay enough to live on for a
year), he's going to Qater-funded junkets, etc.



Where is his money coming from?

- - - -
Well, he took that nice trip to Qatar. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2019 01:36 PM (bDqIh)

213 >>I know, I "Patch Adams'ed" her.


*Clown Nose On*

...

*Clown Nose Off*

...

Mom - No . Put the nose back on.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 01:36 PM (dSCW/)

214 no but I assumed you were kidding about your mom in surgery. If she was in surgery, I'm sorry, and I hope she came through well.

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 01:36 PM (PbpT7)

215 However, it is interesting to note some NT commentators like Paul (and Kevin Williamson!) calling the Horowitz non-conclusion bullshit.

Kevin Williamson can only do so while attacking Trump for Ukraine.
Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 01:32 PM

Not too familiar with Williamson. You can tell Mirengoff is slowly, MAYBE coming around, I won't hold my breath. But maybe, but it's killing him. I still don't get how even NT'ers can't stand up against a coup or two of them for that matter. I cannot believe their hate is that strong, apparently it is. Whatever, they are all dead to me.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2019 01:36 PM (r7Fvf)

216 Wouldn't be remotely surprised if the Dems are about to run another Valerie Plame op with one of these protected treasonous assholes. Worked pretty well last time.

Posted by: ... at December 12, 2019 01:36 PM (hnyx2)

217 Still can't wrap my mind around "we must impeach Trump because he abused his power by asking why the crack-head son of the then-current Vice President got an $80k/month job."

That's "digging up dirt on Joe Biden?"

Give me one legitimate business reason that had nothing to do with his dad being one heartbeat away from the Presidency.

One. Just one reason.

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at December 12, 2019 01:36 PM (vPKfA)

218 Just saying. She might be nice, pleasant to be around, a good mom, a Christian lady, supportive and loyal to a fault.

Well, I mean, if you put it THAT way

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 01:37 PM (KZzsI)

219 Hope he gets it like the main Russian at the end of Atomic Blond.

I never worked for you. You worked for me.

Part 2 of a double tap.

Satisfying movie for bubble gum.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 12, 2019 01:37 PM (o3dyY)

220 Why Horowitz put lipstick on a pig is a mystery.

Posted by: torabora at December 12, 2019 01:34 PM

Yes. As mysterious as the motives of mass killers who shout "Allahu Ackbar!"

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 12, 2019 01:37 PM (I99aF)

221 I think the blog in general is woefully under supporting the snizz count.

Posted by: blaster at December 12, 2019 01:37 PM (9VeU0)

222 Too subtle.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 12, 2019 01:20 PM (ptqGC)

What did you think Rocket Man Kim and Trump were talking about?

Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 12, 2019 01:37 PM (48RE5)

223 >>>dude that's barely a 5


And I am sure you are measuring from the back of your asshole.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 01:37 PM (dSCW/)

224 Before he was a bigger draw, I saw Springsteen open for Fat Greasy Penis in the Meadowlands.

Posted by: Roy at December 12, 2019 01:37 PM (/RckA)

225 Barring some bizarre catastrophe, the Conservative Party will win a majority in Parliament today, and Boris Johnson will stay on as Prime Minister for the foreseeable future.

That means that the leftists' "worst nightmare come true" politicians will, for a brief moment in history at least, be leading all of these countries that the left presumes should rightfully be under their control:

USA -- Donal Trump
UK -- Boris Johnson
Israel -- Benjamin Netanyahu
Brazil -- Jair Bolsanaro
...among several others.

As bad as we feel about things, this state of affairs -- a Mod Squad of right-wing supervillains controlling all the critical countries -- must drive the left to total depression and impotent rage, 24 hours a day. Which is good -- I want a constant stream of cortisol to rot away their amygdalas completely.

Posted by: Hannibal Lecter, hiding in the ceiling with a pilfered pen at December 12, 2019 01:37 PM (fK2gX)

226 219 Hope he gets it like the main Russian at the end of Atomic Blond.

I never worked for you. You worked for me.

Part 2 of a double tap.

Satisfying movie for bubble gum.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 12, 2019 01:37 PM (o3dyY)

=========

One twist too many.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 12, 2019 01:37 PM (q80AH)

227 I'm just too fucking slow. I'll just hang up and listen now.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2019 01:37 PM (yQpMk)

228 207
The whole "if they can do it to Trump they can do it to you" angle makes me sad. Do people need to be told that to care?



One thing you learn as a teacher or a public speaker is that people
aren't paying attention, don't really care what you're talking about,
and have to have the obvious stated, plainly, and repeatedly to notice
and remember.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 01:35 PM (KZzsI)


Gah, tell me about it.
*throws computer out the window rather than answer the same help desk ticket for the fiftieth time*

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at December 12, 2019 01:38 PM (rP4OC)

229 Not kidding.

She totally had surgery yesterday.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 01:38 PM (dSCW/)

230 I think Bannon was a useful conservative voice in the Trump team, but also a problematic, divisive one who was uneven and probably drunk a lot of the time. He gives off a really shabby hobo vibe.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 01:38 PM (KZzsI)

231 If we can blame Trump for black Hebrews shooting up a Jewish grocery, surely we can blame him for FBI agents mishandling the investigation into his make-believe transgressions! Get those creative-writing juices flowing, people!
Posted by: NY Times Editor at December 12, 2019 01:35 PM (hQb9S)
---
And oddly enough, we can't even blame Obama for "Russian meddling" they can't tie to Trump, because he said, "cut it out". I bet he even delivered it *better* than Dave Coullier!

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 01:38 PM (YOhRS)

232 You're missing one - PROSECUTE him

Posted by: deadrody at December 12, 2019 01:39 PM (V9901)

233 Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 01:35 PM

Holy shit, dude.

Posted by: Rusty Nail, in Eric Cartman's voice at December 12, 2019 01:39 PM (I99aF)

234 Seems pointless at this juncture to even ask why this knucklehead wasn't cashiered the day after Horowitz completed his investigation.

Posted by: DocJ at December 12, 2019 01:39 PM (77WPm)

235 One twist too many.


It certainly implied a competence to the CIA that we now know is unwarranted.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2019 01:39 PM (yQpMk)

236 >>>It's not always about the bewbs.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 12, 2019 01:39 PM (VWp7G)

237 That damn Trump!

New York Times Opinion@nytopinion
The tides of anti-Semitism continue to rise higher, and more government action is sorely needed. This week, President Trump took action, but he did as much to stir the waters as he did to settle them.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2019 01:39 PM (+y/Ru)

238 JohnSolomon
@jsolomonReorts
Reporters got too much wrong on Russia. There was no collusion. Carter Page wasn't a Russian spy. Steele dossier wasn't credible nor confirmed. Surveillance was illegal. FBI wasn't vindicated.
Time for a new type of news outlet. Stay tuned for a big announcement next month.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 12, 2019 01:39 PM (wiXsO)

239 >>>It's not always about the bewbs.


Wait, there is no banhammer for this opinion?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 12, 2019 01:39 PM (VWp7G)

240 Sounds like he is being leaked as the number one Fall Guy to take one for the team.

It is appeasement I say and I demand more scalps!!

Posted by: FloridaMan at December 12, 2019 01:39 PM (RbeRr)

241 'Trump's Popularity Surges as the Nation Learns He May have Obstructed Congress'.

We rate this FALSE and have demanded the White House provide the figures for this.

Posted by: SNOPES at December 12, 2019 01:39 PM (U7qMl)

242

Don'thca ALL know "You can't yell FIRE in an FBI theatre"...............slapped wrists are greeted with 3 years of therapy and Angst...MAX ANGST...he is a sweetie!!!


I need to be an AGENT an agent of change....bring me my Bustier ........

Posted by: saf at December 12, 2019 01:39 PM (5IHGB)

243 I give this an 8.5. Points off for failing to use "girthy" and "snizz" in this particular sentence.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2019 01:34 PM

I am going to over rule. He stuck the landing, so I don't care what the Russian judges say. (Holds up an 11 placard)

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2019 01:39 PM (r7Fvf)

244 Patch Adams

Gene Siskel's pan of that POS was one of the most hilarious non profanity dissections I've ever watched.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 12, 2019 01:40 PM (y7DUB)

245 Gah, tell me about it.

Let me guess "what did I just F--in' say??" is not allowed as a response.

She totally had surgery yesterday.

I hope she's recovering well.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 01:40 PM (KZzsI)

246 He gives off a really shabby hobo vibe.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 01:38 PM (KZzsI)
---
He's totally useless to me as an ally or an analyst. His seat-of-the-pants reaction to the Trump Tower kerfuffle was...and I think he actually used the word (perhaps not directly) "treason".

As the locals say around here: fuck him.

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 01:40 PM (YOhRS)

247 235 One twist too many.


It certainly implied a competence to the CIA that we now know is unwarranted.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2019 01:39 PM (yQpMk)

==========

Charlize Theron taking all those beatings and surviving was more believable.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 12, 2019 01:40 PM (q80AH)

248 to rot away their amygdalas completely.

Posted by: Hannibal Lecter, hiding in the ceiling with a pilfered pen at December 12, 2019 01:37 PM (fK2gX)

Wasn't that Natalie Portman's character?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 12, 2019 01:40 PM (ufFY8)

249 Oh, and if the FBI believes they acted with honesty and integrity--no malice or bias--when they did this to the most powerful person in the free world:
What are they doing to people who aren't President? Who aren't worth billions?

I will never, ever in my lifetime vote on a jury to convict if any part of the evidence came from the FBI.
And neither should you.

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at December 12, 2019 01:40 PM (vPKfA)

250 >>>Time for a new type of news outlet. Stay tuned for a big announcement next month.



Good for Solomon. The man is an honest-to-goodness journalist who could do far better than The Hill.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 12, 2019 01:40 PM (VWp7G)

251 >>>She totally had surgery yesterday.


Okay sorry about the fat greasy cock line then. I hope she's well.

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 01:41 PM (PbpT7)

252 "192 WASHINGTON - Bureau of Land Management employees have a Thursday deadline to tell the agency whether they plan to relocate from Washington to new locations out west, including Grand Junction. More the two dozen positions will be in Grand Junction at the BLM's new headquarters."

More, please.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 12, 2019 01:41 PM (iw59Q)

253 We really don't know who this agent was?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 12, 2019 01:41 PM (cEsBM)

254 19 Jeff Sessions is just in a tizzy. He has the vapors.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 12, 2019 01:15 PM

He read the report and realized he had been appointed and terminated from the AG slot while he was taking a nap.

Posted by: Grimaldi at December 12, 2019 01:41 PM (hQb9S)

255 Bannon is dead to me.
Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 01:35 PM (YOhRS)

Bannon is like the precocious ego-intellect who hosts all-night talk session in his dorm room. Remember when he said he was going to "deconstruct the administrative state." Sure thing, Steve.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 12, 2019 01:41 PM (H8QX8)

256 Not bad.

https://tinyurl.com/wmkqsqs

Posted by: Oedipus at December 12, 2019 01:41 PM (gIwhV)

257 239 >>>It's not always about the bewbs.


Wait, there is no banhammer for this opinion?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 12, 2019 01:39 PM (VWp7G)

Whoa, now, some of us are ass men.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2019 01:41 PM (NWiLs)

258 Charlize Theron taking all those beatings and surviving was more believable.


The healing power of ice baths is often overlooked.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2019 01:41 PM (yQpMk)

259 But but! This criminal might fear for his life! Or the life of his family!

So heavens no! We can't expect him to be publicly accountable for actions he took when he tried to assist in overthrowing the duly, legally elected President of the Unites States!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 12, 2019 01:41 PM (aJkzG)

260 So many errors,like the 62 Mets

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2019 01:41 PM (KNsKs)

261 Heh, Sean Davis just Twitted this.





"Based on previous reporting, here are two likely candidates: Alan Kohler and Stephen Somma."

Posted by: lowandslow at December 12, 2019 01:42 PM (4thlk)

262 But who leaked more, Rinse Pubus or Bannon?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 12, 2019 01:42 PM (U7qMl)

263 I am going to over rule. He stuck the landing, so I don't care what the Russian judges say. (Holds up an 11 placard)
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2019 01:39 PM (r7Fvf)

Don't make me sic the East Germans on your ass.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2019 01:42 PM (NWiLs)

264 258 Charlize Theron taking all those beatings and surviving was more believable.


The healing power of ice baths is often overlooked.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2019 01:41 PM (yQpMk)

=========

There was also the lesbian action. That probably helped.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 12, 2019 01:42 PM (q80AH)

265 Is it just me or was The Hill almost reasonable as a source of news pre-Trump? Maybe it was just a notch less nauseating than the rest of the MSM at the time.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 12, 2019 01:42 PM (I99aF)

266 Keeping the name a mystery is a good way to get everyone mentally prepared to pile it all on one person.

Posted by: ... at December 12, 2019 01:42 PM (7WuAc)

267 >>>Whoa, now, some of us are ass men.


Okay, how about strikes with a comfy pillow?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 12, 2019 01:42 PM (VWp7G)

268 Oh come on, how were you supposed to know she had surgery?

Posted by: not so at December 12, 2019 01:42 PM (HALdu)

269 he invited me to park my fat greasy penis in your mom
Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 01:31 PM (PbpT7)

I give this an 8.5. Points off for failing to use "girthy" and "snizz" in this particular sentence.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2019 01:34 PM


The ruling on the field stands. 8.5.

Posted by: AoSHQ Style Manual at December 12, 2019 01:42 PM (ejd/p)

270 unmask hel. fire his ass

out of a cannon

into a pile of rusty razor blades.

then dip in lemon juice.

then water board, set on fire, flay, and finally gibbons his ass and leave the body hang until the last bone turns to dust.

as a warning...

Posted by: SturmToddler at December 12, 2019 01:16 PM (8D42x)
-------------------------------------------------------

Too subtle.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 12, 2019 01:20 PM (ptqGC)

I didn't want to get banned...


Posted by: SturmToddler at December 12, 2019 01:42 PM (8D42x)

271 She totally had surgery yesterday.

.....

I hope she's recovering well.

.....

Agreed.

I appreciate ace following up on the surgery with a shot of petercillin.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 12, 2019 01:43 PM (YA914)

272 "Unmask"

That's a funny way to spell "hang, draw and quarter, grind into dust, mix with pig shit, fire into the center of the Sun".

Posted by: Sharkman at December 12, 2019 01:43 PM (fp3O8)

273 Gah, tell me about it.



Let me guess "what did I just F--in' say??" is not allowed as a response.



Not in response to the questioner, no. That doesn't stop me from muttering that under my breath, repeatedly and with malice, every five minutes during peak periods.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at December 12, 2019 01:43 PM (rP4OC)

274 He had some shelving he needed installed.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2019 01:35 PM (yQpMk)
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And wanted expert advice on the things that can go wrong?

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 01:43 PM (YOhRS)

275 What is the deal with ass men, bewb men, whatever?

They are all necessary and none of them are sufficient in and of themselves.

Posted by: not so at December 12, 2019 01:43 PM (HALdu)

276 Jeff Sessions is just in a tizzy. He has the vapors.

"All of this misbehavior, antics, lousy cop work, law breaking corruption, abuse of power and deliberate mishandling of evidence that took place right under my nose when I was the boss is unacceptable!!!"
--Sessionzzz

I defended the guy most of the time while he was in office, because it does genuinely take time to build a case and he was getting other good stuff done. But... dude. Seriously? You were an utter failure and condemning the stuff that happened WHILE YOU WERE BOSS is just pathetic.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 01:43 PM (KZzsI)

277 The ruling on the field stands. 8.5.
Posted by: AoSHQ Style Manual at December 12, 2019 01:42 PM

Throws out red challenge flag.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2019 01:44 PM (r7Fvf)

278 "230 I think Bannon was a useful conservative voice in the Trump team, but also a problematic, divisive one who was uneven and probably drunk a lot of the time. He gives off a really shabby hobo vibe."

Given everything we have seen and learned over the last three years, I don't know whether to believe the Bannon leaking claims or not. The Deep State really, really wanted him out and easily could have railroaded the man.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 12, 2019 01:44 PM (iw59Q)

279 No worries.

Just funny because that joke goes like that :

You insult someone's Mom.
...

They retort with an empathetic anecdote / tragic tale.
...

Belly Laughs turn into Awful / Shame Laughs.


Only this time it was real.




Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 01:44 PM (dSCW/)

280 Five Zimbabwe Dollars says it's Michael Gaeta.

Posted by: Miklos, honorary Brexiteer at December 12, 2019 01:44 PM (QzkSJ)

281 And so, "fat greasy" entered the canon of descriptive Ewok anatomy and physiology.

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at December 12, 2019 01:44 PM (toKeJ)

282 >>>They are all necessary and none of them are sufficient in and of themselves.



Hey, I have an ass. I have legs. I do not - yet - have bewbs.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 12, 2019 01:44 PM (VWp7G)

283 269 he invited me to park my fat greasy penis in your mom
Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 01:31 PM (PbpT7)

I give this an 8.5. Points off for failing to use "girthy" and "snizz" in this particular sentence.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2019 01:34 PM

2.3

Posted by: HI JUDGE at December 12, 2019 01:44 PM (rpxSz)

284 JohnSolomon
@jsolomonReorts
Reporters got too much wrong on Russia. There was no collusion.


This courtesy we extend that they're reporters is kind of like how we pretend we don't know the whistleblower's name.

The 'reporters' didn't get ANYthing wrong. They investigated nothing and wrote exactly what they were supposed to write. Makes me wonder, too, if plagiarism is a core subject at J-School.

Posted by: t-bird at December 12, 2019 01:45 PM (1+J19)

285 Case Agent 1? Sounds like case agent fall guy to me.

Posted by: Sean at December 12, 2019 01:45 PM (uJAhd)

286 >>Bannon is dead to me


That guy puts Carrots IN Chili!

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 01:45 PM (dSCW/)

287 You've got agents fucking each other, evidentiary documents being falsely altered, then sworn to as true, rampant political bias, DNC money being laundered to instigate a dubious investigation based on fake information from foreign agents, false representations to the court, special counsels offices staffed by Democrat Party ringers, and- I dunno, am I missing anything??

This isn't the FBI, it's a fucking flaming clown dumpster fire crashing into a frat house and burning everything to the ground while clowns run around with the hair on fire screaming "impeachment!!"

Posted by: Marcus T at December 12, 2019 01:45 PM (VpIIl)

288 I guess this is a new name because I never heard who the person was that handled Halper. I wouldn't doubt though that (s)he worked on the Mueller investigation also.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 12, 2019 01:46 PM (r+sAi)

289 Errors. Like I said. Page kept slipping and falling on Strozks cock. Oops. No intent! WTF is it with these fucks in DC that can't allow them to talk straight? Is it because they are all lawyers? I mean just how do you say that with a straight face?

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2019 01:46 PM (r7Fvf)

290 286 >>Bannon is dead to me


That guy puts Carrots IN Chili!
Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 01:45 PM (dSCW/)

=========

Just wait until you find out what he does with the crossbows.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 12, 2019 01:46 PM (q80AH)

291 Ivanka came through here on a fund raiser in 2016. She talked but didn't say much ... her one story was about how as a little girl she'd call her Daddy, and he would interrupt his board meeting and put her on speaker phone so all would listen -- and she could tell Daddy what she did in school that day, or whatever.

so not much has changed, except she now interrupts more important things, and actually imposes some Manhattan Values into the process. (and she is probably still a playmate of Chelsea, as she promised, can't lose old friends just because they are criminals)

Posted by: illiniwek at December 12, 2019 01:46 PM (Cus5s)

292 It really doesn't matter that I make errors because, uh, well, ORANGEMANBAD! Yeah! (Oh boy, job security!)

Posted by: Blog Commenter 1 at December 12, 2019 01:46 PM (RD7QR)

293 "She may have GREAT TITS,but Ivanka is a LIABILITY"

Those statement will never compute...hand in your ManBoob card along with your pussy hat!!!

Posted by: saf at December 12, 2019 01:46 PM (5IHGB)

294 Like I said

If the face is good

and the ass is good

you can work around everything else

even a good personality

Posted by: REDACTED at December 12, 2019 01:46 PM (rpxSz)

295 Patch Adams

Gene Siskel's pan of that POS was one of the most hilarious non profanity dissections I've ever watched.

-
Jay Caruso@JayCaruso
Good Lord. I took the time to read this and what I didn't find was a movie review [of Eastwood's Richard Jewell]. Instead, it was a nearly 2,000-word screed on how this film represents a danger to the free press. It's such balderdash. . . .

-
Must we stoop so low as to use language like "b*lderd*sh"?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2019 01:47 PM (+y/Ru)

296 17 mistakes, one for each intelligence agency.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at December 12, 2019 01:47 PM (xkSJa)

297 @198

The way the system and rules are set up, a FEDGOV employee under investigation would have to either straight up confess or the IG would need documentary proof, such as an email, literally saying," I take these actions because of how biased I am..."


And even when you have a smoking gun email like Strozk and Page's, the IG simply asks him...


IG: we have these emails that are pretty hairy, Peter, they seem to display a substantial amount of bias, are you biased against the President?


Strozk: No.


IG: And there it is, there it is.... Thank you so much Peter, sorry to bother, I'll let myself out.


Apparently, supposition, conjecture, using your fucking ability to critically think and put two and two together, is beyond the scope of the IG.


Blehh!

Posted by: White Rabbit Object at December 12, 2019 01:47 PM (NvYVF)

298 Is it just me or was The Hill almost reasonable as a source of news pre-Trump?

Yeah, they used to be a lot more focused and interested in only presenting news. however it might harm or upset. Not so much these days.

But who leaked more, Rinse Pubus or Bannon?

I don't know, but I get the impression that Bannon leaked more because he got a charge out of the media quoting him and coming to him for info, made him feel special, plus: drunken rants.

Pubis leaked out of direct hostility and hate of Trump and the desire to destroy him. And most of his leaks were actually lies.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 01:47 PM (KZzsI)

299 If my mom ever has surgery, I'm not telling ace.

Posted by: ... at December 12, 2019 01:47 PM (1zXic)

300 Life expectancy of Case Agent #1's boss, the one who can pin this on his own handler?

Posted by: t-bird at December 12, 2019 01:48 PM (1+J19)

301 >>>Jay Caruso@JayCaruso
Good Lord. I took the time to read this and what I didn't find was a movie review [of Eastwood's Richard Jewell]. Instead, it was a nearly 2,000-word screed on how this film represents a danger to the free press. It's such balderdash. . . .



Wow, Jay Caruso can write things that aren't denunciations of Orange Man Bad? Who knew?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 12, 2019 01:48 PM (VWp7G)

302
Not too familiar with Williamson. You can tell Mirengoff is slowly,
MAYBE coming around, I won't hold my breath. But maybe, but it's killing
him. I still don't get how even NT'ers can't stand up against a coup or
two of them for that matter. I cannot believe their hate is that
strong, apparently it is. Whatever, they are all dead to me.
=====

It is amazing that Mirengoff even attempts to articulate something 'conservative' as he is in the belly of the beast and has really never interacted with people outside the DC bubble. I think the same about the few Chicago-based commenters here in that even though they are 'moderate' to the point of insanity, at least they know they are missing something.

Putting up with the reflexive DJT slams is difficult, but they do provide valuable insights into the groupthink.

Posted by: mustbequantum at December 12, 2019 01:48 PM (MIKMs)

303 239 >>>It's not always about the bewbs.

Wait, there is no banhammer for this opinion?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 12, 2019 01:39 PM

I think there's something in the ADA allowing the mentally ill to post on blogs without fear of retaliation.

Posted by: Grimaldi at December 12, 2019 01:48 PM (hQb9S)

304 Posted by: REDACTED at December 12, 2019 01:46 PM

What about..
the face is good.
The ass is good.
And she shares them with EVERYONE.

That one is tricky to work around (unless you ENJOY the shed).

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 12, 2019 01:48 PM (I99aF)

305 Secret CASE AGENT MAN!

Posted by: Blog Commenter 1 at December 12, 2019 01:49 PM (RD7QR)

306 >>>I think there's something in the ADA allowing the mentally ill to post on blogs without fear of retaliation.


LOL.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 12, 2019 01:49 PM (VWp7G)

307 One more thing on Bannon. Had he simply had a reaction to Trump officials meeting with Russian citizens, that would be one thing. I respect differences of opinions, different takes, different judgments. (Because, *what am I gonna do* about somebody having a different opinion?!)

But this was around the time he was fired and he let a bit of personal pique make a statement that gave the deep press everything they wanted in a statement. (It would piss me off again just to look it up!)

And remember, it's not just an overt reaction that I didn't have, it was *feeding* the press which is part of the Upheavalist front to insist you believe EVERYTHING THEY TELL YOU TO BELIEVE.

Nope, Bannon's a bug-out.

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 01:49 PM (YOhRS)

308 Who funds Rick Wilson?


Someone found him in Qatar, seriously. Might even have been Ace, or shared here. I apologize for not remembering and not properly giving credit.

Posted by: Inogame at December 12, 2019 01:49 PM (ySZHT)

309
I still giggle at *how* he was fired --- Comey was in California to give some speech and got word he was fired, LOL."

That was fucking awesome. It would be nice to see the DOJ, FBI and State padlocked when the grifters, thieves and incompetents show up to work/steal at their offices one morning.

Burn. It. Down.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat

=========

That was nice. In Wray's case, I'll settle for him casually returning to the building after lunch and finding that his card key doesn't work and the guards have strict instructions not to let him in on the orders of the President.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 12, 2019 01:50 PM (/scPm)

310 I thought these were all public servants what served the public.

Serve covers a lot of ground for one verb.

Posted by: DaveA at December 12, 2019 01:50 PM (FhXTo)

311 17 mistakes, one for each intelligence agency.

And Q.

Posted by: t-bird at December 12, 2019 01:51 PM (1+J19)

312 I think there's something in the ADA allowing the mentally ill to post on blogs without fear of retaliation.

.....


Y'all are so mean to me.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 12, 2019 01:51 PM (YA914)

313 My attitude has devolved down to vindication ( AG Barr) or let the burning times begin. We are inching closer to the point where the time for talk is over. For now I can only pray that we don't reach the point where blood is shed. If any here desire that I will call you foolish and naive. Pray for your families and friends, pray for our country and our leaders, pray for restoration of what has made this country great.

Posted by: Official AosHq closed captioning brought to you by AoP Transmission Specialists at December 12, 2019 01:51 PM (RpR4b)

314 That was nice. In Wray's case, I'll settle for him casually returning to the building after lunch and finding that his card key doesn't work and the guards have strict instructions not to let him in on the orders of the President.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

And security has orders to escort him to the street and rough him up a little

Posted by: Bruce at December 12, 2019 01:51 PM (vd8XM)

315 I still giggle at *how* he was fired --- Comey was in California to give some speech and got word he was fired, LOL."

That was fucking awesome. It would be nice to see the DOJ, FBI and State padlocked when the grifters, thieves and incompetents show up to work/steal at their offices one morning.

Burn. It. Down.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat

Would have been even better if he was on an official FBI plane and guy on the tarmac said, you'll have to find your own way home, you're fired and then closed the door.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2019 01:51 PM (r7Fvf)

316
When Barr issues indictments, I don't want them announced. I want doors kicked in, asses dragged out into the night, wives humiliated, dogs cowering in corners, handcuffs, tasers....and leak to Fox's Hannity, so it can all be televised.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

=======

I keep saying, this is the only way anyone who's not keeping up with this is going to believe that crimes were committed. If it's all paperwork and motions and people climbing into black vans on their way out of the courthouse, then it's theoretical. Hypothetical. Up to interpretation. Mere formalities.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 12, 2019 01:51 PM (/scPm)

317 Sen. Graham calls for reform of FISA. What a laugh.

The FBI's Woods Protocol was added in 2002 after then-FBI Director Robert Mueller admitted that exculpatory evidence was repeatedly withheld from the FISA Court.

Another FISA scandal in 2016 involving NSA.
Now this one. How many others?

Posted by: FloridaMan at December 12, 2019 01:51 PM (RbeRr)

318 Didn't PDT fire someone from the toilet?

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 12, 2019 01:51 PM (d7Ww2)

319 296 17 mistakes, one for each intelligence agency.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at December 12, 2019 01:47 PM (xkSJa)

I thought that was a convenient coincidence.

Posted by: ... at December 12, 2019 01:52 PM (V7qW2)

320 I don't know whether to believe the Bannon leaking claims or not. The Deep State really, really wanted him out and easily could have railroaded the man.

This is worth considering. They REALLY hated the man and wanted him gone.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 01:52 PM (KZzsI)

321 79 >>>68 "The Who funds the federalist lines coming back,"

I don't get what that's all about.

...

Who funds Rick Wilson? He doesn't have a steady job -- guest gigs on MSNBC are not a steady job -- he wrote basically a pamphlet that didn't sell that well (and even a bestseller won't pay enough to live on for a year), he's going to Qater-funded junkets, etc.

Where is his money coming from?
Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 01:22 PM (PbpT7)

Maybe he's like one of those chicks who gets to party on emirs' yachts in return for...considerations?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 12, 2019 01:52 PM (RD7QR)

322 Didn't PDT fire someone from the toilet?

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 12, 2019 01:51 PM

I don't care if it happened or not.
I WANT to believe.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 12, 2019 01:52 PM (I99aF)

323 Because, *what am I gonna do* about somebody having a different opinion?!)

Disparage their parentage and drag them in the comments. This is the correct answer.

Posted by: Ayetollah Commentani at December 12, 2019 01:52 PM (ppBhU)

324 I'll settle for compromising pictures of Wray with a congressional page boy posted on billboards all over D.C.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 12, 2019 01:52 PM (VpIIl)

325 Didn't PDT fire someone from the toilet?
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 12, 2019 01:51 PM (d7Ww2)
--------
Sounds more like LBJ's style.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at December 12, 2019 01:53 PM (3Z6pZ)

326 322 Didn't PDT fire someone from the toilet?

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 12, 2019 01:51 PM

I don't care if it happened or not.
I WANT to believe.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 12, 2019 01:52 PM (I99aF)

=========

I think that was supposed to be Rex Tillerson.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 12, 2019 01:53 PM (q80AH)

327 FBI
Huh
Good Gawd Man
What Is It Good For ?
Absolutely Nothin'

Posted by: jsg at December 12, 2019 01:53 PM (xfPFu)

328 Maybe he's like one of those chicks who gets to party on emirs' yachts in return for...considerations?

Yeah, but that goat costume wasn't cheap and then there's the dry cleaning bills

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 01:53 PM (KZzsI)

329 Good Lord. I took the time to read this and what I didn't find was a movie review [of Eastwood's Richard Jewell]. Instead, it was a nearly 2,000-word screed on how this film represents a danger to the free press. It's such balderdash. . . .

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 12, 2019 01:48 PM (VWp7G)
---
It doesn't surprise me. The Faction always reacts to challenges to their power. And right now they advance by the soft power of the media's ability to lie to you about your world.

Right now, they are busy calling what could only amount to *information* from another country "interfering in our election".

Information = interference. Even though the founders insisted that it was a "republic, if we can keep it" with an *informed* citizenry.

McCain-Feingold was all about the primacy of the media's propaganda. And so is "Ukrainian interference".

Letting the voters hear anything outside what the Faction intends, is "interfering" in the election.

I have more to comment on this, but will break here.

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 01:53 PM (YOhRS)

330 >>so not much has changed, except she now interrupts more important
things, and actually imposes some Manhattan Values into the process.
(and she is probably still a playmate of Chelsea, as she promised, can't
lose old friends just because they are criminals)



Her BFF is Wendi Deng, Rupert Murdoch's ex. Deng had affairs with Tony Blair and google' Eric Schmidt wile married to Murdoch. I would not consider her a good influence or conservative voice in Ivanka's ear.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2019 01:54 PM (bDqIh)

331 Good Lord. I took the time to read this and what I didn't find was a movie review [of Eastwood's Richard Jewell]. Instead, it was a nearly 2,000-word screed on how this film represents a danger to the free press. It's such balderdash. . . .

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 12, 2019 01:48 PM (VWp7G)

==========

Richard Jewell NEEDS to be a success.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 12, 2019 01:54 PM (q80AH)

332 320 I don't know whether to believe the Bannon leaking claims or not. The Deep State really, really wanted him out and easily could have railroaded the man.

This is worth considering. They REALLY hated the man and wanted him gone.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 01:52 PM (KZzsI)

You mean like Manafort? and Stone?

Posted by: Don Q at December 12, 2019 01:54 PM (NgKpN)

333 And that little Case Agent 1...

was me.

Posted by: Lisa Page at December 12, 2019 01:54 PM (Ct55T)

334 Didn't PDT fire someone from the toilet?

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 12, 2019 01:51 PM (d7Ww2)
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He had to let him up from the swirlie so he could hear.

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 01:54 PM (YOhRS)

335 Pray for your families and friends, pray for our country and our leaders, pray for restoration of what has made this country great.
Posted by: Official AosHq closed captioning brought to you by AoP Transmission Specialists at December 12, 2019 01:51 PM (RpR4b)

Just fight the Left. That's all that is required. Fight them openly, clearly, vigorously, relentlessly.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 12, 2019 01:55 PM (H8QX8)

336 You can kind of put some perspective on things that happened in the past. You can also see those atrocities in hindsight. But the fact a guy like Wray sees all this and goes, "meh", and keeps all the people involved in it employed makes me want to dick punch his mom.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 12, 2019 01:55 PM (VpIIl)

337 Remains an FBI Employee
..........

Needs moar training.

Posted by: wth at December 12, 2019 01:55 PM (HgMAr)

338 This is worth considering. They REALLY hated the man and wanted him gone.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 01:52 PM (KZzsI)
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I consider that. I also consider his fit.

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 01:55 PM (YOhRS)

339 >>>Y'all are so mean to me.


Nah, we love you very much, but sometimes you put out crazy talk.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 12, 2019 01:55 PM (VWp7G)

340 I love the media's reaction to Richard Jewell, its a huge help for publicity. I hope its a smash hit.

Also hilarious is their being shocked, shocked that a film is not meticulously exact to the last millisecond factual presentation of events after praising films like JFK and other "based on actual events" nonsense.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 01:55 PM (KZzsI)

341 Case Agent 1? Sounds like case agent fall guy to me.

Posted by: Sean

An extinction event has to start somewhere with someone...

Posted by: Boswell at December 12, 2019 01:56 PM (32YRo)

342
They're doing some advance work on Durham on MSNBC right now.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 12, 2019 01:56 PM (/scPm)

343 You know what doesn't go well with fat and greasy? Shelf hanging.

Posted by: ... at December 12, 2019 01:56 PM (aJ83x)

344 This isn't the FBI, it's a fucking flaming clown
dumpster fire crashing into a frat house and burning everything to the
ground while clowns run around with the hair on fire screaming
"impeachment!!"

Posted by: Marcus T at December 12, 2019 01:45 PM (VpIIl)

And this ^^ is why I love this place.

Posted by: Timon at December 12, 2019 01:56 PM (dKm4U)

345 Remains an FBI Employee
........

They'd fire him but he can't find his car keys.

Posted by: wth at December 12, 2019 01:56 PM (HgMAr)

346 I got willowed in the last thread but I have noticed on Sean Davis's twitter feed an uptick in the "Who Funds The Federalist" posts. It's almost creepy stalker like. I mean the entire feed is just "Who Funds The Federalist". How much does one get paid to be a creepy stalker posting the same thing over and over?

Posted by: Puddleglum, a new Soviet Virginian at December 12, 2019 01:57 PM (UUrfE)

347 " Who funds Rick Wilson? "

Is there a 7-11 near his house?

Posted by: Marcus T at December 12, 2019 01:57 PM (VpIIl)

348 340 I love the media's reaction to Richard Jewell, its a huge help for publicity. I hope its a smash hit.

Also hilarious is their being shocked, shocked that a film is not meticulously exact to the last millisecond factual presentation of events after praising films like JFK and other "based on actual events" nonsense.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 01:55 PM (KZzsI)

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Like Fargo.

But yeah, even the Rotten Tomatoes summary of opinion includes a notice that it's not 100% accurate.

"Richard Jewell simplifies the real-life events that inspired it -- yet still proves that Clint Eastwood remains a skilled filmmaker of admirable economy."

Bombshell, though, does not.

"Bombshell benefits from a terrific cast and a worthy subject, but its impact is muffled by a frustrating inability to go deeper than the sensationalistic surface."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 12, 2019 01:57 PM (q80AH)

349 We need a comprehensive list of the catastrophic clusterfarks of the "world's preeminent investigative agency" and it's Federal allies over the past 30 years.

Richard Jewell
Ruby Ridge
Waco
Anthrax
Hanssen
Fast and Furious
Clinton emails
Steele dossier
Crossfire Hurricane


Posted by: motionview at December 12, 2019 01:57 PM (pYQR/)

350 Horowitz said that IG investigators found no specific evidence that the agent's "pattern of errors" were intentional.

And there it is, again.

That's the way it's going to be from now on when Our Betters break the law. Comey covering for Felonia was just the first time. A trial-run, if you will, to see if they'd get away with it. And they did.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 12, 2019 01:19 PM (U7qMl)

Again, all the IG can work on is testimony. If the guy doesn't say he did it on purpose, then there is 'no evidence' of intentionality.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 12, 2019 01:57 PM (eoQWY)

351 An extinction event has to start somewhere with someone...

Posted by: Boswell at December 12, 2019 01:56 PM

Gotta cool the sumbitch off, first! Pay off that bank loan. That's the ticket.

Posted by: Jordy Verril at December 12, 2019 01:58 PM (I99aF)

352 The person is still with the FBI. Strzok and Page, horrible partisans, were also FBI employees, but they are no longer employed there. So this Case Agent 1 is an even bigger assclown than those 2, AND IS STILL EMPLOYED IN THE FBI.

Shut it down. Burn it down. Whatever you have to do, just end that whole bureau.

Posted by: Ted K. at December 12, 2019 01:58 PM (FJYfm)

353 Is Nadler sick and dying? Because he looks sick and dying.

Posted by: wth at December 12, 2019 01:58 PM (HgMAr)

354 The biggest lie our puppet press ever told is that they are "free". They are dictation takers.

Posted by: ... at December 12, 2019 01:58 PM (H5x6m)

355 Types of grease:

Bacon grease
Chicken grease
Axel grease
Witherspoon, Grease

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at December 12, 2019 01:58 PM (vPKfA)

356 What was the same person's role in the Hillary whitewash?

If you think the probability odds are amazing in their work involving Trump world, add back in the Hillary "investigation" and calculate those odds again.

Posted by: jc at December 12, 2019 01:58 PM (PuMKG)

357 Didn't PDT fire someone from the toilet?

Posted by: nurse ratched

How far did he fly?

Posted by: Boswell at December 12, 2019 01:59 PM (32YRo)

358 Posted by: motionview at December 12, 2019 01:57 PM

How many of these have Mueller's fingerprints somewhere on them? He was truly the master of disaster.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 12, 2019 01:59 PM (I99aF)

359 Horowitz said that IG investigators found no specific evidence that the agent's "pattern of errors" were intentional.

This is just stupid. Evidence of intent is almost always circumstantial, because most people, even idiots, have the good sense not to confess. The pattern is evidence of intentionality. This is not a Perry Mason-level insight, ffs.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 12, 2019 01:59 PM (ppBhU)

360 >>Someone found him in Qatar, seriously. Might even have been Ace, or
shared here. I apologize for not remembering and not properly giving
credit.


Think it was ace -- and The Rick Wilson tooke something like a 2 week trip there and was tweeting all sorts of fawning things about his travels there. Guess he didn't notice the slave labor, AQ and ISIS funding 'n stuff Qatar does.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2019 02:00 PM (bDqIh)

361 Funniest line in a 5 star review of The Phantom Menace:

"I know a lot of people have a huge problem with the acting and the screenplay and I respect that maybe some of the line delivery is shaky and the performances are questionable, but it's all intentional. "

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 12, 2019 02:00 PM (q80AH)

362 who was the agent that worked with Stzork on the Flynn case? The one that may or may not have written up the notes? He could be case agent 1

Posted by: notsothoreau at December 12, 2019 02:00 PM (JKNZq)

363 349
We need a comprehensive list of the catastrophic clusterfarks of the
"world's preeminent investigative agency" and it's Federal allies over
the past 30 years.



Richard Jewell

Ruby Ridge

Waco

Anthrax

Hanssen

Fast and Furious

Clinton emails

Steele dossier

Crossfire Hurricane







Posted by: motionview at December 12, 2019 01:57 PM (pYQR/)

Whitey Bulgar

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at December 12, 2019 02:00 PM (5l6gb)

364 Where does Rick Wilson get his funding?

idk, Soros is a usual suspect, but Koch Industries and much of WallStreet wants open borders, American Liberty be damned.


And then there are several thousand "Charitable Foundations" that are really tax shelters run by leftists, to keep their globalist revenue society enriched. These type HUGE entities promote Greta Games, global warming craziness, and any number of the media that will push the right dialogue. They'd probably get Rick Wilson mouthpiece types on the cheap.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 12, 2019 02:00 PM (Cus5s)

365 Oh, and by the way morons, there is no deep state...

Posted by: Timon at December 12, 2019 02:01 PM (dKm4U)

366 358 Posted by: motionview at December 12, 2019 01:57 PM

How many of these have Mueller's fingerprints somewhere on them? He was truly the master of disaster.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 12, 2019 01:59 PM (I99aF)

But... but... Straight shooter! Above reproach! Decorated Vet!

/spit

Posted by: Don Q at December 12, 2019 02:01 PM (NgKpN)

367 >>who was the agent that worked with Stzork on the Flynn case? The one that may or may not have written up the notes? He could be case agent 1

Joe Pientka

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2019 02:01 PM (ZLI7S)

368 353 Is Nadler sick and dying? Because he looks sick and dying.
Posted by: wth at December 12, 2019 01:58 PM (HgMAr)

We can hope

Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 12, 2019 02:01 PM (48RE5)

369 353 Is Nadler sick and dying? Because he looks sick and dying.
Posted by: wth at December 12, 2019 01:58 PM (HgMAr)

The high water pants are cutting off his circulation to the brain. Also venereal diseases the like of which medical science has never seen contracted through acts that would shock the conscience of a 2-dollar whore. But let's not dwell on that.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 12, 2019 02:01 PM (RD7QR)

370 358: Too many. Mueller is the Jamie Gorelick of Federal law enforcement.

Posted by: motionview at December 12, 2019 02:01 PM (pYQR/)

371 Vegas

Posted by: ... at December 12, 2019 02:02 PM (H5x6m)

372 Yep, I'm sure our thoroughly corrupt judiciary will get right on punishing themselves and our thoroughly corrupt media will be making sure that happens and our thoroughly corrupt information services will make sure everyone knows what progress is being made at every step of the way as our thoroughly corrupt punditry will make sure to explain everything to everyone in a truthful, transparent manner that all can understand.

Yep, justice will be done, like it always is in the good ol' USA. Boy, I sure am glad my tax dollars contribute to all this good, honest government I'm getting. Every time I send in a check I know I'm doing the right thing by keeping this system going.

Posted by: Tim at December 12, 2019 02:02 PM (MO30/)

373 We need a comprehensive list of the catastrophic clusterfarks of the "world's preeminent investigative agency" and it's Federal allies over the past 30 years

Funny how many of those happened during Democrat presidencies. You can add the Oregon standoff and shooting.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 02:02 PM (KZzsI)

374 Sorry to be so shallow. But when Democrats announced the impeachment that had to be a group of the ugliest, funny looking, clownish people ever assembled. Pelosi, Nadler, Waters. Schiff and whoever the fluffers were. It was like an grisly orgy of beasts. Small children everywhere were probably running from the tv crying and screaming in horror.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 12, 2019 02:02 PM (VpIIl)

375 353 Is Nadler sick and dying? Because he looks sick and dying.

Zombie Oompa Loompa

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 12, 2019 02:02 PM (U7qMl)

376 Richard Jewell

Ruby Ridge

Waco

Anthrax

Hanssen

Fast and Furious

Clinton emails

Steele dossier

Crossfire Hurricane







Posted by: motionview at December 12, 2019 01:57 PM (pYQR/)

Whitey Bulgar
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at December 12, 2019 02:00 PM (5l6gb)

Bundy Ranch

Posted by: Don Q at December 12, 2019 02:02 PM (NgKpN)

377 353 Is Nadler sick and dying? Because he looks sick and dying.
Posted by: wth at December 12, 2019 01:58 PM (HgMAr)



All the other problems I have going on down here, and now you want me to take in another fat guy? Can't it wait?

Posted by: Satan at December 12, 2019 02:03 PM (FJYfm)

378 >>Not sure what SSA means -- supervisory special agent?

Yes. I believe that would be Peter Strzok.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2019 01:31 PM (ZLI7S)

Strzok certainly was one guy that was on every dirty program - Hillary emails, Crossfire, the insurance policy, Mueller investigation.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 12, 2019 02:03 PM (eoQWY)

379 This country suffered a major terrorist attack targeted at cconvervatives and the media was able to pretend it all away.

Posted by: ... at December 12, 2019 02:03 PM (H5x6m)

380 Tiffany Trump lights up a room ?!?


Plays well with Glass?!?!

Posted by: saf at December 12, 2019 02:03 PM (5IHGB)

381 ace meant that he was going to put his fat greasy penis in Case Agent 1's mom.

He's always saying that, everyone will tell you.

Posted by: How the Left wing media would cover for ace if he were Joe Biden at December 12, 2019 02:03 PM (9VeU0)

382 "Is Nadler sick and dying? Because he looks sick and dying."

He needs a Snickers, or forty.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 12, 2019 02:03 PM (VpIIl)

383 So here's the thing. The Dem lawyer *insisted* that not only *should* Trump have no worries about corruption in Ukraine, but Trump *did* have no worries about corruption *because* Zelensky was a reform candidate running on an anti-corruption platform.

Yet, they believe that when Trump said "investigation", Zelensky would *know* to "make up dirt".

This is another Schroedinger's state produced by the media.

1. Biden said he was cleared--by the Ukrainians, even.

2. Ukraine is not corrupt, because Zelensky ran on an anti-corruption platform. In fact, Zelensky can be taken so blameless in that so that Trump can be certified as KNOWING there was no corruption in the Ukraine and that *could* not have been a concern. Thus, when Trump administration maintains he was concerned about Ukrainian corruption, they are undoubtably *lying* (that's the implication by the Dem attorney).

3. The proper state that nobody can suspect Ukraine of dirty dealing implies that if Biden was telling the absolute truth, they would return *nothing* but a clean bill of health.

That would help Trump's re-election how, exactly?

Nobody in the media wants you to think. They present News Reactors so that you get into the pattern of thinking News Reaction is *normal*.

Information IS their enemy. And if it hurts their control, they don't want an informed public.

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 02:03 PM (YOhRS)

384 Anyone else having weird power issues? I'm in Texas, friend I'm texting is in Nebraska. We're both having roughly concurrent, repeating brownouts, despite being on separate grids (Texas has its own).

Is there a solar flare or something?

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at December 12, 2019 02:03 PM (J+mig)

385 You know for a whitewash, this report is pretty specific and pretty damning.

Kind of goes like this...

We couldn't prove that he intended to murder him.

But we found his gun with his fingerprints on it, and proved that the bullet was fired from his gun.

We will have to leave it up to others to draw their conclusions.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at December 12, 2019 02:03 PM (AGMq9)

386 Bombshell, though, does not.

Shocked, I am. Shocked.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 02:03 PM (KZzsI)

387 380 Tiffany Trump lights up a room ?!?

Ain't nobody throwing shade at her.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 12, 2019 02:04 PM (U7qMl)

388 Waaaaay OT but I call this War and Piece of Ass.

Rene Hardy (31 October 1911 - 12 April 1987) was a member of the French Resistance during World War II. Hardy was born in Mortree, Orne. Having rendered dedicated and valuable service as a member of the resistance group Combat, he was nevertheless suspected of being instrumental in the arrest of Jean Moulin, General Charles Delestraint and other resistants. Despite later being acquitted in two separate trials, those suspicions have never gone away.

Treason Edit
In January 1943 Hardy was seduced by the 20 year-old Lydie Bastien, described by one journalist as a great "French beauty" whose true loyalty was to her German lover, the Gestapo officer Harry Stengritt and Hardy was arrested on 7 June 1943 when he walked into a trap laid by Bastien. Bastien was a devoted to the occult and the philosophy of Frederich Nietzsche, had taken the Gestapo officer Stengritt as her lover and was paid for her work for the Gestapo in the form of gems and diamonds that Stengritt had confiscated from French Jews before deporting them to Auschwitz.[1] In his turn, Stengritt worked for Klaus Barbie, the "Butcher of Lyon". Bastien recalled: "I was already working for the Germans and they told me how to find and get to know Hardy, who I met and seduced at their request".[1] Hardy fell madly in love with her, and Bastien later mentioned: "He was soon obsessed with me. Very quickly he was telling me all his secrets and I had complete access to his secret files."[1] Bastien loathed Hardy and only slept with him out of her loyalty to Strengritt and the diamonds he paid her with.[1] On 7 June 1943, Hardy bought a train ticket and as Bastien remembered: "The fool even thought I was coming with him. I warned the Germans he was on his way. Then Barbie called me to Lyon where they had taken Hardy and I told him that he had no choice. He had to collaborate with Barbie or my parents and myself would be arrested as well."" Faced with the prospect of losing Bastien forever and unaware of her true loyalties or the fact that she secretly hated him, Hardy agreed to start working for Barbie.

When, in 1943, Gestapo officers under the orders of Klaus Barbie stormed the house in Caluire where the French Resistance leadership was secretly meeting, only Hardy was not put in handcuffs. As the seven other men were led away, Hardy successfully made a break for it. The incident seemed suspicious to Raymond Aubrac, who, based on the ease with which the SS had let him go, always remained convinced that Hardy had alerted the Gestapo of their meeting. "From all the Germans with their submachine guns, there were only a couple of scattered shots," Aubrac later stated.

-
After the war he was twice tried for treason but not convicted. He becamem a writer, known for Triple Cross (1966), Bitter Victory (1957) and Between Love and Duty (1960).

I stumbled across this because I often read IMDb trivia about old movies I watch and I watched Bitter Victory. (Don't bother.)

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2019 02:04 PM (+y/Ru)

389 361 Funniest line in a 5 star review of The Phantom Menace:

"I know a lot of people have a huge problem with the acting and the screenplay and I respect that maybe some of the line delivery is shaky and the performances are questionable, but it's all intentional. "
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 12, 2019 02:00 PM (q80AH)

"It's not stupid, it's advanced!"

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 12, 2019 02:04 PM (KUaJL)

390 Don't tell him about the solar flare.

Posted by: eleven at December 12, 2019 02:04 PM (M0u+N)

391 Sorry to be so shallow. But when Democrats announced the impeachment that had to be a group of the ugliest, funny looking, clownish people ever assembled. Pelosi, Nadler, Waters. Schiff and whoever the fluffers were. It was like an grisly orgy of beasts. Small children everywhere were probably running from the tv crying and screaming in horror.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 12, 2019 02:02 PM (VpIIl)
---
I am too, when I say that Jerry Nadler looks like somebody took a mondo dump in Jerry Nadler's pants.

*He* is a pantload.

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 02:05 PM (YOhRS)

392 372 Yep, I'm sure our thoroughly corrupt judiciary will get right on punishing themselves

That's the big lie - that this will all get resolved peacefully in a courtroom.

It would be funny, if so many self-styled rational people didn't so fervently believe it.

Posted by: Clayton Bigsby at December 12, 2019 02:05 PM (a4/Ug)

393 Vegas
Posted by: ... at December 12, 2019 02:02 PM (H5x6m)



Not sure Vegas counts as a screw up. I mean, when you do absolutely nothing, is that a screw up, or just abject laziness?

Posted by: Ted K. at December 12, 2019 02:05 PM (FJYfm)

394 Small children everywhere were probably running from the tv crying and screaming in horror.

Yeah they definitely give off an old circus freak show vibe. Or one of those pictures of a coal mining family from deep in the hollar in Tennessee, with the family tree that doesn't branch.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 02:05 PM (KZzsI)

395 >>Strzok certainly was one guy that was on every dirty program - Hillary emails, Crossfire, the insurance policy, Mueller investigation.

And he's quite well known by now.

Oddly, his partner in many of these scandals was a guy who has been kept from the public and is barely known at all but he had at least a big a roll as Strzok.

Joe Pientka.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2019 02:05 PM (ZLI7S)

396 FBI
Huh
Good Gawd Man
What Is It Good For ?
Absolutely Nothin'




Say it again!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2019 02:05 PM (kr/v5)

397 nood

Posted by: eleven at December 12, 2019 02:05 PM (M0u+N)

398 Vegas.

Hey. We're not supposed to remember the biggest mass-shooting in US history.

Vegas? What's Vegas? Wasn't that the chick that used to be on The View? I know of no Vegas, Bob from the NSC.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 12, 2019 02:05 PM (U7qMl)

399 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at December 12, 2019 02:06 PM (Zz0t1)

400 Is there a solar flare or something?
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at December 12, 2019 02:03 PM

Everything is fine he

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2019 02:06 PM (r7Fvf)

401 377 353 Is Nadler sick and dying? Because he looks sick and dying.
Posted by: wth at December 12, 2019 01:58 PM HgMAr)


All the other problems I have going on down here, and now you want me to take in another fat guy? Can't it wait?
Posted by: Satan at December 12, 2019 02:03 PM (FJYfm)

The prototype
https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=spawn+clown&FORM=HDRSC2

Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 12, 2019 02:06 PM (48RE5)

402 384 Anyone else having weird power issues? I'm in Texas, friend I'm texting is in Nebraska. We're both having roughly concurrent, repeating brownouts, despite being on separate grids (Texas has its own).

Is there a solar flare or something?
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at December 12, 2019 02:03 PM (J+mig)

California is fine, but then we saved up a lot of electricity from earlier this year!

Posted by: PG&E!!! at December 12, 2019 02:07 PM (NgKpN)

403 Everytime I try to get out....they pull me back in.

Posted by: Guy who sez... at December 12, 2019 02:07 PM (M9bB2)

404 Funniest line in a 5 star review of The Phantom Menace:

"I know a lot of people have a huge problem with the acting and the screenplay and I respect that maybe some of the line delivery is shaky and the performances are questionable, but it's all intentional. "

-
I meant to do that.

Posted by: Pee-Wee Herman at December 12, 2019 02:07 PM (+y/Ru)

405 Speaking of sick fat guys, did you see the picture of Weinstein stumbling into the court session with a walker? I couldn't help but think of that Casino courtroom scene with all the mobsters in wheelchairs, oxygen tanks and nurses present. You can't convict me and give me jail time, I'm old and sick!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 02:07 PM (KZzsI)

406 All the other problems I have going on down here, and now you want me to take in another fat guy? Can't it wait?
Posted by: Satan at December 12, 2019 02:03 PM (FJYfm)


The Notorious RBG is skinny. Doesn't take up much room. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2019 02:07 PM (DXT9A)

407 Are you sure they're not talking about Cincinnati Intern Temporary Summer Hire Jr Assistant Who Left in 2017 #1?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 12, 2019 02:08 PM (aJkzG)

408 You know for a whitewash, this report is pretty specific and pretty damning.

Kind of goes like this...

We couldn't prove that he intended to murder him.

But we found his gun with his fingerprints on it, and proved that the bullet was fired from his gun.

We will have to leave it up to others to draw their conclusions.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at December 12, 2019 02:03 PM (AGMq9)
---
And the note "I will kill him" implies "with kindness".

Posted by: Whitewater Hearing Lawyer whose name I forget...something like Regniald Vel Johnson, but NOT Reginal at December 12, 2019 02:08 PM (YOhRS)

409 389 361 Funniest line in a 5 star review of The Phantom Menace:

"I know a lot of people have a huge problem with the acting and the screenplay and I respect that maybe some of the line delivery is shaky and the performances are questionable, but it's all intentional. "
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 12, 2019 02:00 PM (q80AH)

"It's not stupid, it's advanced!"

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 12, 2019 02:04 PM (KUaJL)

Well there are some movies, like some of the older James Bond movies, which are intentionally tongue in cheek. I could buy that with Jar Jar. The weak lead and atrocious romance arcs, while par for the course in Star Wars, I don't think is intentional.

Posted by: Someguy at December 12, 2019 02:09 PM (7nTlT)

410 @376

Las Vegas Mass Shooting "investigation" is another upper decker level disaster.


Also never forget, the FBI blew off reports that Muslim men were hitting up flight schools with the sole learning criteria of taking off, flying the plane and not really interested in landing procedures.


It's all true and detailed in the 911 commission report.


The FIB has been screwing the pooch for a very long time.

Posted by: White Rabbit Object at December 12, 2019 02:09 PM (NvYVF)

411 She may have great Tits, but Ivanka is a fucking liability.



Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 01:24 PM (dSCW/)


I could find it in my heart to forgive her while motorboating those bazzooms.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 12, 2019 02:09 PM (1CjJc)

412
I saw Case Agent 1 open for Crossfire Hurricane at MSG in 2009!

Posted by: Lisa Page at December 12, 2019 02:09 PM (LLUXC)

413 Acting on erroneous information, I mistakenly planted two kilos of heroin in my neighbor's house and called the police on her.

Posted by: Vanya at December 12, 2019 02:10 PM (U7voe)

414 could find it in my heart to forgive her while motorboating those bazzooms.




Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 12, 2019 02:09 PM (1CjJc)
But would you still forgive her afterwards?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 12, 2019 02:10 PM (aJkzG)

415 349
We need a comprehensive list of the catastrophic clusterfarks of the
"world's preeminent investigative agency" and it's Federal allies over
the past 30 years.



Richard Jewell

Ruby Ridge

Waco

Anthrax

Hanssen

Fast and Furious

Clinton emails

Steele dossier

Crossfire Hurricane




Bill Ayers

Posted by: x at December 12, 2019 02:10 PM (nFwvY)

416 Also never forget, the FBI blew off reports that Muslim men were hitting up flight schools with the sole learning criteria of taking off, flying the plane and not really interested in landing procedures.

It's all true and detailed in the 911 commission report.

The FIB has been screwing the pooch for a very long time.
Posted by: White Rabbit Object at December 12, 2019 02:09 PM (NvYVF)


They also farted off the Russians' warning re the Tsarnaevs. Too busy investigating Republicans, I guess.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2019 02:10 PM (DXT9A)

417 I will never, ever in my lifetime vote on a jury to convict if any part of the evidence came from the FBI.
And neither should you.
Posted by: RoyalOil
===========================

This. Fruit from a poisoned tree as far as I'm concerned.

Posted by: Guzalot at December 12, 2019 02:12 PM (prSvo)

418 #363

911
WTC 1993
Pearl Harbor

Posted by: torabora at December 12, 2019 02:13 PM (M9bB2)

419 Just fight the Left. That's all that is required. Fight them openly, clearly, vigorously, relentlessly.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice

Every day but if it comes to actual bloodletting then Pandora's box has been opened. I have great respect for the many erudite and eloquent voices here but not a single one has that ability to predict the end result of that scenario. If our country goes to war with itself, our enemies will rejoice and those that have forgotten they were our allies will wake up with fear.

Posted by: Official AosHq closed captioning brought to you by AoP Transmission Specialists at December 12, 2019 02:13 PM (RpR4b)

420 Asst. FBI Director: "Okay newbies, we going to play a little role playing now as an intro to your new duties. Okay, first off we need some one to play the role of Case Agent 1. Come on, now, who will be a team play, huh? What about you, Snodgrass? Whatdya say?
Snodgrass' "Okay sir, I mean if it will help, I guess I...
Asst. FBI Director: Super! Whada team player! Let's hear it for Snodgrass, guys! By the way, Snodgrass, the IG wants to see you asap...

Posted by: Boswell at December 12, 2019 02:13 PM (32YRo)

421 Just saying. She might be nice, pleasant to be around, a good mom, a Christian lady, supportive and loyal to a fault.--
But does she make a good sammich?

Posted by: FrodoB at December 12, 2019 02:14 PM (V7laS)

422 This. Fruit from a poisoned tree as far as I'm concerned.
Posted by: Guzalot at December 12, 2019 02:12 PM (prSvo)

Yep. Sorry guys, but since you don't record interviews you're forcing me to fall back on your agents' credibility and the credibility of your organization. And, well, you don't have any.

Posted by: Vanya at December 12, 2019 02:16 PM (U7voe)

423 What about Parkland? Wasnt the local FBI notified of Cruz behavior and nothing came of it?

Posted by: Floridachick at December 12, 2019 02:16 PM (D+6+2)

424 We need a comprehensive list of the catastrophic clusterfarks of the
"world's preeminent investigative agency" and it's Federal allies over
the past 30 years.



Richard Jewell

Ruby Ridge

Waco

Anthrax

Hanssen

Fast and Furious

Clinton emails

Steele dossier

Crossfire Hurricane

Bill Ayers

The MOVE firebombing in Philadelphia that killed 11 and burned down a city block

Posted by: Guzalot at December 12, 2019 02:17 PM (prSvo)

425 They couldn't find Patty Hearst who lived in plain view in a couple miles from the state capitol in Sacramento.

Posted by: torabora at December 12, 2019 02:17 PM (M9bB2)

426 You can't convict me and give me jail time, I'm old and sick!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

That old Vincent "the chin" Gigante schtick never gets old, I tell ya!

Posted by: Boswell at December 12, 2019 02:18 PM (32YRo)

427 Also in consideration this week.

17 documented major errors: Incompetency.

5 investigations into Trump-Russia connection: no facts, but it's STILL "their truth", so that would *suggest* if you can't find *facts* that document conspiracy... Investigatorial incompetency.

.... It is a CONSPIRACY THEORY to not *trust* the IC for their "expert" opinions.

That they were *concerned* about the Steele report is reason enough to suspect that if the "experts" were concerned that there is something there.

But we have all this *documented* evidence of incompetence. Including the vetting of Israel's 9/11 tip-off as well (which is one reason that Bush Jr. didn't want to rely on the IC)

It's a Schroedinger--and *why* would you want the cat dead?

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 02:18 PM (YOhRS)

428 The FBI hired Mueller. They also hired Comey.

Hoover spent a career spying on Washington D.C.

Posted by: torabora at December 12, 2019 02:19 PM (M9bB2)

429 Just fight the Left. That's all that is required. Fight them openly, clearly, vigorously, relentlessly.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice
---
Exactly. And own-goalers like Bannon are entirely un-useful.

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 02:20 PM (YOhRS)

430 You can bet the FBI has a reading room with paper files that go way back.

Posted by: torabora at December 12, 2019 02:21 PM (M9bB2)

431 Fuck this shit!

Posted by: MAGA at December 12, 2019 02:23 PM (bloh/)

432 We need a comprehensive list of the catastrophic clusterfarks of the "world's preeminent investigative agency" and it's Federal allies over the past 30 years.

Hoover
Whitey Bulger
LaVoy Finicum
Uranium One
Hanssen
Parkland

Posted by: cool breeze at December 12, 2019 02:23 PM (UGKMd)

433 @424
"We need a comprehensive list of the catastrophic clusterfarks of the
"world's preeminent investigative agency" and it's Federal allies over
the past 30 years.

Richard Jewell
Ruby Ridge
Waco
Anthrax
Hanssen
Fast and Furious
Clinton emails
Steele dossier
Crossfire Hurricane
Bill Ayers
The MOVE firebombing in Philadelphia that killed 11 and burned down a city block"

On the other hand our Conference tables are TERRIFIC !

Posted by: xnycpeasant at December 12, 2019 02:26 PM (koNhm)

434 >>>I will never, ever in my lifetime vote on a jury to convict if any part of the evidence came from the FBI.
And neither should you.

I don't think I can ever convict in any federal case.

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 02:26 PM (PbpT7)

435 434 >>>I will never, ever in my lifetime vote on a jury to convict if any part of the evidence came from the FBI.
And neither should you.

I don't think I can ever convict in any federal case.
Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 02:26 PM (PbpT7)

-----

What if Strzok is the defendant?

Posted by: MAGA at December 12, 2019 02:35 PM (bloh/)

436 Let's not ignore Case Agent 2 who shared classified information with Steele at a time when they were trying figure out if Steele was full of shit and would give them more about his intelligence network.

The handling agent and an intelligence analyst found it odd that information was flowing from the FBI to a person paid to provide raw intelligence.

And wouldn't you know it? Case Agent 2's bosses (Strozk and Priestap) somehow failed to remember if they authorized him to share that information.

Priestap laughably suggests it was necessary because Steele had an intelligence background. I guess FBI sources typically don't have intelligence backgrounds so there's no need to share classified information with those particular sources.

p 114-115 of the report

Posted by: jmt at December 12, 2019 02:35 PM (I8vjj)

437 "The handling agent and an intelligence analyst found it odd that information was flowing from the FBI to a person paid to provide raw intelligence."

I would sooner believe the Pakistani goatherd who claimed he was just walking around with a hardon and tripped into the goat.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at December 12, 2019 02:38 PM (koNhm)

438 Does Case Agent 1's name rhyme with Ftrzok?

He ain't on the front lines anymore, but I believe Peter Strzok is still working in the FBI's dungeon. Hopefully swamping the toilets.

Posted by: cpurick at December 12, 2019 02:42 PM (nawZ+)

439 @424
"We need a comprehensive list of the catastrophic clusterfarks of the
"world's preeminent investigative agency" and it's Federal allies over
the past 30 years.

Richard Jewell
Ruby Ridge
Waco
Anthrax
Hanssen

Posted by: xnycpeasant at December 12, 2019 02:26 PM (koNhm)
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You know, I really didn't like Mmm Bop. But the FBI was right to stand down.

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 02:52 PM (YOhRS)

440 The press knows who this agent is.

They are just trying to cover it up like with the fake "whistleblower."

Someone should ask Mollie Hemingway to find out.

Posted by: Thatch at December 12, 2019 03:32 PM (37XoB)

441 How many conspirators between agent1 and Obama?

When in 2015 did the plan to get Trump start?

How many other Obama criminal conspiracies have their been?

Posted by: Goatweed at December 12, 2019 03:39 PM (iR3Gu)

Rashida Tlaib on Black Hebrew Israelites' Targeting and Slaughter of Jews: "White Supremacy kills"

Vox's reporter on "the GOP and white supremacy" and frequent NeverTrump Grief Counselor Jane Coasten was pushing the "black antisemitic violence is just more white supremacy" lunacy yesterday, too.

Tweets below. Daniel Greenfield reminds us that the Black Hebrew Israelites (citation needed for two of those things) have been praised by the New York Times and, of course, Ilhan "Omar" Nur.

The New York Times called them "sidewalk ministers" who practice "tough love." The paper quoted Heidi Beirich of the Southern Poverty Law Center who described them as victims of racism and claimed that they were non-violent.

The Washington Post, in its own puff piece on the Black Hebrew Israelites, also falsely described them as non-violent, and concluded that, "Israelite street preaching in parts of D.C., Philadelphia and New York is commonplace, a familiar if odd accent to city life."

The odd accent to city life in Jersey City came amid a hail of bullets as two members of the racist black nationalist hate group opened fire in the JC Supermarket.

...

The media whitewash of the racist Black Israelites had come during the Covington Catholic case when the Washington Post, among other papers, had falsely blamed the pro-life students for a confrontation that actually began when members of the nationalist hate group had begun calling them, "crackers," "faggots," and "pedophiles." An African-American pro-life student was called the 'n-word'.

Rep. Ilhan Omar, who has her own history of racism and anti-Semitism, falsely claimed that the Covington Catholic students were "taunting 5 black men."

The New York Times equivocated that members of the hate group "use blunt and sometimes offensive language, and gamely engage in arguments". The typical "offensive language" and argumentative style of the Times' second favorite racist hate group involves shouting racist and anti-Semitic slurs at people.

...

You can see why Rep. Ilhan Omar might have felt called to defend the racist hate group.


...

And yet, the New York Times concluded its whitewash of the hate group with a closing quote by Todd Boyd, a professor of race and culture at UCLA, which claimed that, "To many black people, Hebrew Israelites are a harmless part of their communities."

No doubt to many white people the KKK are a harmless part of their communities. Racist hate groups are the bigger problem for people who aren’t a member of their race.

"More alarming to many African Americans," the UCLA professor of race had argued, is "seeing a white guy in a 'Make America Great Again' hat."

The dead at the JC Supermarket would have liked to have seen a MAGA had instead of black coats.




Oh, and then this guy comes along.



Are we ever going to talk about black support for racism and antisemitism or is that the Right Kind of Hate which should never be chastised?

Daniel Greenfield asked this too, referencing the constant black (with some Hispanic) assaults on Jews in New York City which the always-on-the-search-for-white-antisemtism media absolutely refuses to acknowledge:

There's nothing extraordinary about this. It's the everyday hate that we can't talk about. The hate that the media is quick to cover up. If you want to understand why children are beaten on Brooklyn streets and why a Kosher supermarket was shot up, it's because we aren’t allowed to talk about it.

People hate and sometimes people kill. If it's so damned important to "call out" white hatred, on the theory that if you don't call it out, you are encouraging it and even participating in it, then it must equally be true that the leftwing media is encouraging and indeed participating in black anti-white and anti-semitic hatred, because they never condemn it, and in fact go out of their way to justify it.

It's dangerous to tell people who are already violently deluded that the White Man and Jewish Money Men are "really to blame" for their hatred of whites and Jews.

I know Jake Tapper is pretty stupid, and paid by Jeff Zucker to be even more stupid on TV than he is in real life, but is Jake Tapper so stupid he can't even grasp this simple truth?

If you excuse and justify antisemitic violence and racial hatred, you're just Nazis cheering Hitler, and no, having a "#Resistance" hashtag in your Twitter handle doesn't chance that.

Progressives believe that they can be as racist as they like because they are definitionally "anti-racist."

In fact, they're the most racist people who have ever existed. They've created and are set on enforcing hierarchies of Racial Worthiness just as baroque and twisted as those created by the Nazis.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 12:05 PM




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1 t45vvgeegvt

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 12, 2019 12:06 PM (/scPm)

2
I'm simultaneously posting below.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 12, 2019 12:07 PM (/scPm)

3
Omn this very topic.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 12, 2019 12:07 PM (/scPm)

4
OT --

yetyjhut7ijt7yk8i9

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 12, 2019 12:07 PM (/scPm)

5 So very predictable of Rashida Tlaib.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2019 12:07 PM (bDqIh)

6 I refreshed, put my head down, looked up and missed first.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 12, 2019 12:07 PM (qC1Sy)

7
Sorry to go off topioc so soon, but

yr6u7h5j7ik8o

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 12, 2019 12:07 PM (/scPm)

8 #LOLGF

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2019 12:08 PM (W+w2W)

9 PDT has driven the Democrats absolutely bonkers

Posted by: Jmel at December 12, 2019 12:09 PM (vjAaH)

10
>>Are we ever going to talk about black support for racism and antisemitism or is that the Right Kind of Hate which should never be chastised?

======

Joy Ann Reid is a racist bitch. Van Jones is a racist prick. I effing detest those people.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 12, 2019 12:09 PM (/scPm)

11 It's not that their logic is flawed, it's that there's no logic at all.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at December 12, 2019 12:09 PM (RD7QR)

12 Afternoon Horde.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 12, 2019 12:09 PM (Y4EXg)

13 Well, content to read, I guess.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 12, 2019 12:10 PM (qC1Sy)

14 Isn't her district near Detroit? How's things there?

Posted by: BignJames at December 12, 2019 12:10 PM (X/Pw5)

15 Tariq Nasheed is confused?

I don't believe it.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 12:10 PM (buH78)

16 Oh God, that fucking mental midget Hank Johnson is stumbling and bumbling through the rote Dem talking points at the impeachment markup hearing. Pathetic.

Posted by: JEM at December 12, 2019 12:11 PM (8erNz)

17 Al Sharpton has been given a platform on MSNBC.

You don't get more Anti-Semitic than Al Sharpton.

Well, maybe if you are a Muslim. But that's really just Anti-Jew.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 12:12 PM (buH78)

18
And Tariq Nasheed is clearly nothing but a vulture circling over Al Sharpton's dessicating nerve center.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 12, 2019 12:12 PM (/scPm)

19 Hank Johnson's statement was only 3/5's correct.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 12, 2019 12:12 PM (DY3v8)

20 I just love Tlaib's fake sadness over dead Jews coming off attending and speaking at a big Palestinian conference where they all slandered the Joos.


Please, cry some more crocodile tears for the cameras, Rashida, maybe dab your eyes with that jihad war scarf (keffiyeh) you wore on the floor of the House of Representatives last week while condemning the state of Israel.That'll signal your sincerity!!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2019 12:12 PM (bDqIh)

21 Tlaib belongs in a supermax waiting for an encounter with Ol' Sparky.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 12, 2019 12:12 PM (y7DUB)

22 then it must equally be true that the leftwing media is encouraging and indeed participating in black anti-white and anti-semitic hatred, because they never condemn it, and in fact go out of their way to justify it.


The MFM actually encourages and calls for it. It's not a passive looking the other way thing.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2019 12:12 PM (W+w2W)

23 >>Progressives believe that they can be as racist as they like because they are definitionally "anti-racist."

>>In fact, they're the most racist people who have ever existed


Racism is just one of the Tools in their belt.


Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 12:13 PM (buH78)

24 Anybody see that video of the AA's in the neighborhood blaming the Jews for getting shot?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 12, 2019 12:13 PM (U7qMl)

25 Just another day in the up is down, hot is cold world of progressivtopia.

Posted by: dananjcon at December 12, 2019 12:13 PM (u6xw0)

26
Ugh, listening to DiFi and reading this news. What a way to start the morning. Might as well get back to work at this rate.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 12, 2019 12:13 PM (/scPm)

27 And if you don't agree with me you are a racist, rapist.


Posted by: dananjcon at December 12, 2019 12:13 PM (u6xw0)

28 Might as well get back to work at this rate.


I'm sticking it to The Man today.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2019 12:14 PM (W+w2W)

29 Labour's betting odds just shortened to 14/1 from 16/1. Tory's odds are at 1/25.

Still expect to make my 20 quid off this vote.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 12, 2019 12:14 PM (DY3v8)

30 Are we ever going to talk about black support for racism and antisemitism or is that the Right Kind of Hate which should never be chastised?

Nope. Just ask that kid who got surprise anal from the FBI and kicked out of law school just for posting "It's OK to be white" flyers.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 12, 2019 12:15 PM (Ki5SV)

31 Hank Johnson's statement was only 3/5's correct.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 12, 2019 12:12 PM (DY3v
*
Did he seem a little tippy to you?Hope he's not hitting the bottle.



Posted by: dananjcon at December 12, 2019 12:15 PM (u6xw0)

32 White supremacy never sleeps.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2019 12:15 PM (+y/Ru)

33 >>Anybody see that video of the AA's in the neighborhood blaming the Jews for getting shot?


They hate white people:

White people move out, they are racists for leaving.

White people move in, they are racists for gentrifying the neighborhood.

No winning in this scenario.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 12:15 PM (buH78)

34 It's like Jesse Jackson and others complaining how "white" Silicon Valley is.

Asians are just part of the white supremacist tech conspiracy, apparently.

Posted by: ARC of History! at December 12, 2019 12:15 PM (I2/tG)

35 29 Labour's betting odds just shortened to 14/1 from 16/1. Tory's odds are at 1/25.

Still expect to make my 20 quid off this vote.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 12, 2019 12:14 PM (DY3v

I look forward to patriotic Brits enjoying many a pint tonight.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at December 12, 2019 12:16 PM (RD7QR)

36 >>Daniel Greenfield asked this too, referencing the constant black (with
some Hispanic) assaults on Jews in New York City which the
always-on-the-search-for-white-antisemtism media absolutely refuses to
acknowledge



Hell, Bill de Blasio's tweet yesterday pretended that there is no crime against Jews in his city --- and then he picks yesterday to announce is new NYPD white nationalist violence task force.


The replies to de Blasio's tweet were spicy, so he's not fooling anyone.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2019 12:16 PM (bDqIh)

37 Yep you have to watch out for those black white supremacists. Not only are they deadly, they are sneaky too.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 12, 2019 12:16 PM (JUOKG)

38 Top 40 hit.

My second.

Posted by: eleven at December 12, 2019 12:17 PM (M0u+N)

39 Meanwhile the NYPD creates a new "anti proud boy unit" and the corresponding article tries to blame the right for the Jersey City shooting, without mentioning the actual culprits:

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/12/11/nyregion/nypd-reme-unit-supremacist-nazis.html

Posted by: Liberty at December 12, 2019 12:17 PM (RX+GO)

40 Are we ever going to talk about black support for racism and antisemitism or is that the Right Kind of Hate which should never be chastised?
-----------

No, and, yes.

Posted by: The Justice Brothers, Al and Jesse at December 12, 2019 12:17 PM (xSo9G)

41 Yep you have to watch out for those black white supremacists. Not only are they deadly, they are sneaky too.


They are the Klan in blackface.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2019 12:17 PM (W+w2W)

42 I know he gets a lot of shit, but the Z-Man is talking more or less about the same subject:

https://tinyurl.com/w6grsoh

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 12, 2019 12:18 PM (Ki5SV)

43 OK Palestinian

Posted by: X at December 12, 2019 12:18 PM (dnWIc)

44 DeBlasio establishes a new NYPD unit to investigate "right-wing anti-Semitism", including groups like the Proud Boys who aren't anti-Semitic, while ignoring the numerous assaults of Hasids by minorities on the streets of Brooklyn.

Posted by: ARC of History! at December 12, 2019 12:18 PM (I2/tG)

45 Are we ever going to talk about black support for racism and antisemitism

We wuz Kangs!

Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 12, 2019 12:18 PM (48RE5)

46 Hell, Bill de Blasio's tweet yesterday pretended
that there is no crime against Jews in his city --- and then he picks
yesterday to announce is new NYPD white nationalist violence task force.



The replies to de Blasio's tweet were spicy, so he's not fooling anyone.





Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2019 12:16 PM

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I remember one year in NYC the anti Semitic violence was so bad I saw rabbis walking around Brooklyn with baseball bats. That was in the early 00's.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 12, 2019 12:18 PM (JUOKG)

47 Here immediately after 'nood' ... comment 33 ... so now I've read 1-32 are we at 100 yet ?

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at December 12, 2019 12:18 PM (XzVUd)

48 Israelites send bloodthirsty murderous civilian killing Jewish death squad to kill Americans

Posted by: Imam Muhammad Muhammad at December 12, 2019 12:19 PM (5ahQN)

49 At the end of the day, this (the political reactions, not the crimes) is about Leftism continuing their assault on society by separating people into groups and fomenting anger among them. Leftism can't survive with happy people.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 12, 2019 12:19 PM (r+sAi)

50 De just doing wut comes natur-like...

Posted by: Rastus Juanopez at December 12, 2019 12:19 PM (ICqx9)

51 White policewoman killed yesterday by a Houston rapper who is now on the run. Ran over her during an attempted arrest.

Local news.




Posted by: Easy Andy at December 12, 2019 12:20 PM (2DOZq)

52 How can something be both "familiar" and "odd"? Seems to me the one cancels out the other.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 12, 2019 12:20 PM (E+OcO)

53
I still laugh at "Rancida T Labia"

Posted by: Sphynx at December 12, 2019 12:20 PM (rXie1)

54 >>If alleged members of a Black jewish organization like the Black Hebrew Israelites harm white Jewish ppl, and its considered anti-Semitic


It's either a Racially Motivated Hate Crime or a Religiously Motivated Hate Crime.

Take your pick, asshole.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 12:21 PM (RvTb0)

55 And if you don't agree with me you are a racist, rapist raisin rating rakes.*


Posted by: dananjcon at December 12, 2019 12:13 PM (u6xw0)





*Needed more alliteration.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 12, 2019 12:21 PM (9X624)

56 I'm simultaneously posting below.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia
--
Obviously not your ordinary blonde

Posted by: FrodoB at December 12, 2019 12:21 PM (V7laS)

57 Are we ever going to talk about black support for racism and antisemitism or is that the Right Kind of Hate which should never be chastised?

As Baldilocks reminded me recently, the left doesn't really consider blacks adults or even really very human so they can't be expected to live up to the standards the left demands white people do.

That's really what their approach and arguments boil down to. The Democrats have never really changed their rhetoric on blacks: Sure, that behavior is awful and racist but I mean, its the best we can expect from _those_ people

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 12:21 PM (KZzsI)

58 "... is Jake Tapper so stupid he can't even grasp this simple truth?"

TL,DR: Yes.

Otherwise, to ask the question is to answer it.

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at December 12, 2019 12:21 PM (toKeJ)

59 Jesus, the VA dems are threatening 2A sanctuary counties with the national guard.

https://bearingarms.com/tom-k/2019/12/12/va-dems-threaten-use-national-guard-sanctuary-counties/

I'm very fearful that VA is where this thing goes hot.

Posted by: ghbucky at December 12, 2019 12:21 PM (s9Eo8)

60 *shakes head*

Posted by: Clayton Bigsby at December 12, 2019 12:21 PM (a4/Ug)

61 At 56.31 Gov Phil Murphy blames 'anti-semitic RIGHT WING behavior' being the cause of the JC shootings.

http://newjersey.news12.com/clip/14966324/ask-gov-murphy-dec-11-2019

Posted by: BluesFish at December 12, 2019 12:21 PM (WQZ1O)

62 Bay Area morning news said nothing about the killers other than "police still don't have a motive for the killings." No names, no religious affiliation, no political persuasion, no race mentioned.

Posted by: kathysaysso at December 12, 2019 12:22 PM (vkS2Z)

63 Calypso Louis is a good friend of Obama

You could say Obama considers him a very fine person

Obama supports and praised antisemites

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at December 12, 2019 12:22 PM (vPKfA)

64 Mike Jones?

Posted by: X at December 12, 2019 12:22 PM (dnWIc)

65
The MFM is really vague on the IDs of the shooters. Pinko Fox News Radio mentioned the shooters had ties to an anti-Semitic group. hmmmm... which group might that be?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 12, 2019 12:22 PM (kw5n8)

66 Liberalism really is a mental disorder. I used to dislike that phrase, but lately it simply seems to be factual and not all hateful.

Posted by: Tropical Lutefisk at December 12, 2019 12:23 PM (iRngN)

67 Bigots Against Bigotry, Unite!
These people are insane.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at December 12, 2019 12:23 PM (bqCiz)

68
I'm very fearful that VA is where this thing goes hot.
Posted by: ghbucky at December 12, 2019 12:21 PM (s9Eo
conting
Kinda makes sense, large contingents of both sides in close proximity

Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 12, 2019 12:23 PM (48RE5)

69 Top 40 hit.

My second.


You have to stop now, or you don't get on the list.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 12:23 PM (KZzsI)

70 Gail Heriot just announced her appointment to the US Commission on Civil Rights, that's a good change to the commission (if it has to exist).

There is so much wrong with our current situation vis-a-vis civil rights she will have her work cut out for her

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 12, 2019 12:23 PM (Rarvo)

71 >> Jesus, the VA dems are threatening 2A sanctuary counties with the national guard.



Hahaha - Will they be wearing Blackface when they show up at the door?

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 12:23 PM (dSCW/)

72 Daniel Greenfield asked this too, referencing the constant black (with some Hispanic) assaults on Jews in New York City

-
DeCommio addressed the NJ terrorism:

De Blasio, however, said, "There is a crisis of anti-Semitism gripping this nation."

"There is a crisis of anti-Semitism in this city. It has continued to take on a more violent form all over this country, and now we have seen this extraordinary, extreme form of violence reach the doorstep of New York City. And we have to take that as a warning sign. We have to understand - as I've heard from many members of the Jewish community - that people are now living in constant fear," he said.

-
It's on the doorstep of NYC!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2019 12:24 PM (+y/Ru)

73
Blonde Morticia and BlackOrchid need to have a jello wrasslling match.

And take video.


Just a thought.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 12, 2019 12:24 PM (9X624)

74 Newsweek: "We are all white supremacists now."

Posted by: ShainS at December 12, 2019 12:24 PM (WqPYg)

75 White policewoman killed yesterday by a Houston rapper who is now on the run. Ran over her during an attempted arrest.
Local news.
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 12, 2019 12:20 PM


Has the Houston Police Chief blamed the National Car Association yet?

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at December 12, 2019 12:24 PM (toKeJ)

76 Black Hebrew Israelites Is about as accurate a description as Democratic People's Republic of Korea.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 12, 2019 12:24 PM (2DOZq)

77 It's a very complex inter-ethno-religious scenario ... but thankfully it can all be simplified using the handy-dandy modern decoder ring by which all inputs are transmuted to come the answer being "Whitey is the bad guy."

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at December 12, 2019 12:24 PM (hdzef)

78 the shooters are Sri Lankan immigrants

because of course we are enriched by poor islamics from sri lanka

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 12, 2019 12:24 PM (Rarvo)

79 Has the Houston Police Chief blamed the National Car Association yet?

We need common sense car control!!!!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 12:24 PM (KZzsI)

80 "Progressives believe that they can be as racist as they like because they are definitionally "anti-racist."

In fact, they're the most racist people who have ever existed. They've created and are set on enforcing hierarchies of Racial Worthiness just as baroque and twisted as those created by the Nazis.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 12:05 PM


"Been there, done that."

- - A. Schikelgruber, Nuremberg 1934

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2019 12:24 PM (zBaqJ)

81 I'm very fearful that VA is where this thing goes hot.



Posted by: ghbucky at December 12, 2019 12:21 PM

---

Might could be. Had a conversation at the bank this morning with a fellow that said when Trump wins next year there are going to be multiple attempts by deranged lefty's to kill him because the hate is so strong.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 12, 2019 12:25 PM (JUOKG)

82 65 YUP. The local radio in Atlanta covering the story have now started using the phrase "ties to an anti-Semitic group" too. If you were a casual news consumer, and leaned left, you would think "MAGA hats." Insidious and harmful bias by omission.

Posted by: Joseph Dickerson at December 12, 2019 12:25 PM (JTyPA)

83 This asshole is more vile than occasional cortex

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 12, 2019 12:25 PM (cEsBM)

84 Blonde Morticia and BlackOrchid need to have a jello wrasslling match.


oh?!?

what brought this on lol

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 12, 2019 12:26 PM (Rarvo)

85 83 This asshole is more vile than occasional cortex
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 12, 2019 12:25 PM (cEsBM)


Toothy McBigTits is just a useful idiot. But she is every bit as dangerous if she ever is in a position of power, as she is a true believer.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2019 12:26 PM (zBaqJ)

86 59 Jesus, the VA dems are threatening 2A sanctuary counties with the national guard.

https://bearingarms.com/tom-k/2019/12/12/va-dems-threaten-use-national-guard-sanctuary-counties/

I'm very fearful that VA is where this thing goes hot.
Posted by: ghbucky at December 12, 2019 12:21 PM (s9Eo

Yeah, we'll rule on this Second Amendment stuff in a couple of years, it needs to percolate in the Courts a bit longer first.

Posted by: Supremes at December 12, 2019 12:26 PM (NgKpN)

87 Huh. . . this is from December 6th:


@RepRashida
I spoke today as the proud granddaughter of a strong, loving Palestinian woman in opposition to #HRes326. We must take bolder actions to ensure human rights are upheld in Israel and that Palestinians and Black Israelis are treated with the equality every human being deserves.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2019 12:26 PM (bDqIh)

88 Blonde Morticia and BlackOrchid need to have a jello wrasslling match.





oh?!?



what brought this on lol


Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 12, 2019 12:26 PM

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It's a guy thing.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 12, 2019 12:26 PM (JUOKG)

89 what brought this on lol

Who cares!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 12:26 PM (KZzsI)

90 59 I'm very fearful that VA is where this thing goes hot. Well, it's their turn.

Posted by: South Carolina at December 12, 2019 12:26 PM (C1Lsn)

91 oh?!?

what brought this on lol
Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 12, 2019 12:26 PM (Rarvo)

It's a guy thing, we really can't help ourselves

Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 12, 2019 12:26 PM (48RE5)

92 >> This asshole is more vile than occasional cortex


She is a typical Palestinian Activist.

She is the very reason you don't worry about Civilian Casualties in a war.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 12:27 PM (dSCW/)

93 Anybody see that video of the AA's in the neighborhood blaming the Jews for getting shot?

-
https://bit.ly/2LMFd1N

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2019 12:27 PM (+y/Ru)

94 http://bit.ly/38tAUlL
********
Ten Former NFL Players Charged in Alleged Nationwide Fraud on Health Care Benefit Program for Retired NFL Players | OPA | Department of Justice

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 12, 2019 12:27 PM (BqBId)

95 >>>NeverTrump Grief Counselor Jane Coasten

That's gold.

Also enjoyed "NeverTrump's very own Walter Cronkite Jake Tapper" from yesterday too. Because it's TRUE!

Posted by: El Kabong at December 12, 2019 12:27 PM (datdl)

96 It's a guy thing.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 12, 2019 12:26 PM (JUOKG)

See q.e.d.

Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 12, 2019 12:27 PM (48RE5)

97 I'm very confused by these media reports.... If alleged members of a Black jewish organization like the Black Hebrew Israelites harm white Jewish ppl, and its considered anti-Semitic....

Is it also anti-Semitic when white jewish people harm Black jewish people in Israel?


See We all know that Tariq is an imbecile, but I mean this is pretty simple a concept: what was the motivation?

And who are these "black Jewish people" he's referring to? Does he really think the palestinians are negroid?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 12:27 PM (KZzsI)

98 81 Might could be. Had a conversation at the bank this morning with a
fellow that said when Trump wins next year there are going to be
multiple attempts by deranged lefty's to kill him because the hate is so
strong.


I expect that this is on-going. Once he steps down in 2024, the secret service might release the stats on this?

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at December 12, 2019 12:27 PM (XzVUd)

99 Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at December 12, 2019 12:24 PM (toKeJ)

One Hash Over The Line

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at December 12, 2019 12:27 PM (toKeJ)

100 Might could be. Had a conversation at the bank this morning with a fellow that said when Trump wins next year there are going to be multiple attempts by deranged lefty's to kill him because the hate is so strong.

After what we have learned about the DOJ I'm fearing for PDT's life from some kind of praetorian guard action by the SS. I wish I was joking.

Posted by: ghbucky at December 12, 2019 12:27 PM (s9Eo8)

101 Black Hebrew Israelites make those all beef franks, yes?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2019 12:27 PM (W+w2W)

102 oh?!?

what brought this on lol
Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 12, 2019 12:26 PM (Rarvo)



Just a passing whimsy.

But...I know a good idea when I think it.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 12, 2019 12:27 PM (9X624)

103 Relevant re-posting:

All this "white supremacy" and "white nationalism" talk was just battle space preparation to never need to report the Muslim angle of Muslims being Muslim.

Anti-semitic will be the catchall from now on, and it will imply whites.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I support medically approved diets for anorexics who are trapped in fat girls' bodies at December 12, 2019 12:28 PM (rImxe)

104 Bethany Shondark's sperm donor deserves just as much contempt for his siding with the idea that considering oneself a Black Hebrew Israelite is a "Christian identity".

BHIs don't think themselves Christians, and Christians aren't interested in being Jews.

Black Hebrew Israelites literally think themselves the Jews of the Torah, and that actual Jews are usurpers. Which is crazy as fuck all, but has nothing to do with Catholicism or Protestantism.

Posted by: Fringe at December 12, 2019 12:29 PM (vx54i)

105 Right Wing Anti Semitic Group = WHITE BOYS!!
Duh!

Posted by: dananjcon at December 12, 2019 12:29 PM (u6xw0)

106 Welp, I'd better not comment. I'm feeling a bit ragey.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 12, 2019 12:29 PM (ptqGC)

107 Tariq is demanding to know who says that the Black Hebrew Israelites are not Jewish. Except, you know, he refuses to capitalize the word.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 12:30 PM (KZzsI)

108 You have to give the "Twat Squat" one thing, they stay on talking point no matter what.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at December 12, 2019 12:30 PM (pw+jk)

109 http://bit.ly/2rtF7VT
*******
BOOM! MATT GAETZ GOES THERE... Tells Hunter Biden Crack Cocaine Stories During Sham Impeachment Hearing (VIDEO)

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 12, 2019 12:30 PM (BqBId)

110 Black Hebrew Israelites literally think themselves the Jews of the Torah, and that actual Jews are usurpers.

Confusing matters is that their blatantly insane leader reads from the whole Bible to defend this position, despite rejecting Jesus and Christianity.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 12:31 PM (KZzsI)

111 Boyd is at USC, not UCLA. Not that USC needs any more problems, or that UCLA wouldn't be thrilled to have him spout his stupid shit.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2019 12:31 PM (DXT9A)

112 Welp, I'd better not comment. I'm feeling a bit ragey.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 12, 2019 12:29 PM


We thought that was our job.

Posted by: Juan & Shep at December 12, 2019 12:31 PM (toKeJ)

113 108 You have to give the "Twat Squat" one thing, they stay on talking point no matter what.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at December 12, 2019 12:30 PM (pw+jk)

Not smart enough to come up with anything on their own.

Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 12, 2019 12:31 PM (48RE5)

114 100 Might could be. Had a conversation at the bank this morning with a fellow that said when Trump wins next year there are going to be multiple attempts by deranged lefty's to kill him because the hate is so strong.

After what we have learned about the DOJ I'm fearing for PDT's life from some kind of praetorian guard action by the SS. I wish I was joking.
Posted by: ghbucky at December 12, 2019 12:27 PM (s9Eo

After everything we have seen the dems do, at this point, nothing would surprise me.

And that, my dear Morons, is why we can never allow them to be in control, ever again. So, how do we work, what do we do to insure that they do not steal our next general election?
This is a serious question: what can we do at a grass roots level to insure that they do not steal the election?

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at December 12, 2019 12:31 PM (8/7u2)

115 Well isn't that special. Former AG sessions is weighing in on the IG report saying it is very disturbing and Durham needs to get to the bottom of this mess.

You could have done that yourself three years ago idiot.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 12, 2019 12:31 PM (JUOKG)

116 Black Hebrew Israelites make those all beef franks, yes?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2019 12:27 PM (W+w2W)
*******
Foot Longs??

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 12, 2019 12:31 PM (BqBId)

117 Black Hebrew Israelites literally think themselves the Jews of the Torah, and that actual Jews are usurpers.

Ghetto scholarship. You can't beat it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2019 12:32 PM (DXT9A)

118 Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 12, 2019 12:31 PM (JUOKG)
*******
He Hired him for the leak investigation

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 12, 2019 12:32 PM (BqBId)

119 The long, wet sloppy blow job Chris Wallace gives James Comey this Sunday is going to set the standard for BJ's forever. Oh, and when Chris gives Adam Schiff anal sex, that won't be chopped liver either.

TV-MA, TV-N (Nauseating), TV-UV (Uncontrollable Vomiting)

'Fox News Sunday' Books Two Team Trump Targets - James Comey And Adam Schiff https://deadline.com/2019/12/fox-news-sunday-james-comey-adam-schiff-1202806668/

Exit question - If two #NeverTrumpers fornicate uncontrollably and produce an offspring, what mythological creature would they produce?

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at December 12, 2019 12:32 PM (FBrfY)

120 And yet Jews will still vote overwhelmingly for the most radical leftist they can find. At some point I'm like "Look, if YOU can't bring yourself to care about this, then why should I?"

Posted by: I Have Questions at December 12, 2019 12:32 PM (BvNzB)

121
If they were the Yiddish Israelites would they go by Shvartze Yiddish Israelites?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 12, 2019 12:32 PM (kw5n8)

122 "The New York Times called them "sidewalk ministers" who practice "tough love.""

Was "austere religious scholar" taken?

Posted by: Helen at December 12, 2019 12:33 PM (RH3OH)

123 NYC radio news "looking more and more that JC bloodbath motivated by hate"

DUH!, Ya think?!

Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 12, 2019 12:33 PM (48RE5)

124 Isn't her district near Detroit? How's things there?
Posted by: BignJames

Yeah, out in Dearborn. Sometimes called "Dearbornistan".
Dearborn is....Ford Country.

Henry Ford was pretty anti-semetic, and started an Arab- Lebanese community out there, to import labor for his car factories.
So this place (Dearborn) has been a haven for immigrating Arabs for a long time. There are some fun things going on out there, and really, if you are white and an actual native born American, not a fun place to go.
There's a video out there of some kind of march that took place earlier this year, for a Muslim holy day, or something. All that was missing was the men carrying AK-47's. Scary stuff, right there.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at December 12, 2019 12:34 PM (vcOmj)

125 92
>> This asshole is more vile than occasional cortex





She is a typical Palestinian Activist.



She is the very reason you don't worry about Civilian Casualties in a war.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 12:27 PM (dSCW/)

+++Typical Palestinian activist.
Exactly my thought this morning. I feel as if we are in a living hell having to listen to her, with some position of power, mouthing off in our own country.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 12, 2019 12:34 PM (XtntB)

126 False religions and cults are simply the vessels into which hatred pours itself. It's about the man, and what's in his heart, not the shield he uses to protect people from seeing who he really is.

What's the media's excuse for not being able to separate substantive actions and clearly articulated beliefs from their delusional attempts at creating alternate realities?

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 12, 2019 12:34 PM (MLLK4)

127 Well isn't that special. Former AG sessions is weighing in on the IG report saying it is very disturbing and Durham needs to get to the bottom of this mess.

You could have done that yourself three years ago idiot.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 12, 2019 12:31 PM (JUOKG)



I hope someone nearby followed up that brilliant bit of speechifying with a respectful but powerful-

nut shot to Useless Sessions.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 12, 2019 12:34 PM (9X624)

128 Is she saying the white victims deserved what they got? Sure sounds like it. Why aren't we reporting it that way?

Posted by: ... at December 12, 2019 12:34 PM (jPIt3)

129 115 Well isn't that special. Former AG sessions is weighing in on the IG report saying it is very disturbing and Durham needs to get to the bottom of this mess.

You could have done that yourself three years ago idiot.


Yeah, if only these renegade DOJ staff had been under the control of someone...you might give that individual a title like 'Attorney General' or something...who might be able to find out what they're up to and do something about it...

Posted by: JEM at December 12, 2019 12:34 PM (8erNz)

130 Why all this interest in the Black Hebrew Israelites? As always, guns killed those people.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2019 12:34 PM (W+w2W)

131 >>If they were the Yiddish Israelites would they go by Shvartze Yiddish Israelites?


I sell LPs to Black Jewish guy whose ID is Shvartze Shabbas (or something). Good guy. Great taste in Jazz.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 12:34 PM (dSCW/)

132 Tariq Nasheed appears to be some form of special retard. Each time someone tries to put him some knowledge about who and what the HBN are, he replies, "Says who?"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 12, 2019 12:34 PM (ptqGC)

133 I've been making Jewish foot-longs all my life.

Posted by: Ron Jeremy at December 12, 2019 12:34 PM (u6xw0)

134 If you ever read the Left Behind series you find yourself thinking nobody is that stupid as to continue their ideological evil in the face of glaring evidence to the contrary, but they really are that stupid.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 12, 2019 12:35 PM (U/u2R)

135 I do not honestly get why the press is so protective of the BHI guys. They are constantly aggressive, abusive, and crazy and now murderous. What is the basis for their defensive attitude about these loons?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 12:35 PM (KZzsI)

136 Black Hebrew Israelites literally think themselves the Jews of the Torah, and that actual Jews are usurpers.

-
And Bruce Jenner thinks he's a chick.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2019 12:35 PM (+y/Ru)

137 Weaponizing children. What...get a hobby.

Try drugs.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 12, 2019 12:35 PM (o3dyY)

138 115 Well isn't that special. Former AG sessions is weighing in on the IG report saying it is very disturbing and Durham needs to get to the bottom of this mess.

You could have done that yourself three years ago idiot.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 12, 2019 12:31 PM (JUOKG)

He was too busy looking for his own ass to stick his thumb up it.

Posted by: I Have Questions at December 12, 2019 12:36 PM (BvNzB)

139 Tariq Nasheed appears to be some form of special retard.

He's the same kind of idiot inbred piece of crap as the white dude in a trailer with Nazi flags, a racial supremacist who cares nothing for evidence, truth, or reality, only the absolute assurance that they are superior merely by birth.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 12:36 PM (KZzsI)

140 What is the basis for their defensive attitude about these loons?



They are the victims of gun violence.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2019 12:36 PM (W+w2W)

141 Wow - tough love! Kinda like the tough love they practice over yonder across the waves in those enlightened Middle East places when they toss bound gays from 10 story buildings.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 12, 2019 12:36 PM (DI/ar)

142 "More alarming to many African Americans," the UCLA professor of race had argued, is "seeing a white guy in a 'Make America Great Again' hat."

Um, can't think of any incidents where MAGA hat wearers have killed anyone. If African Americans are fearful of a white guy in a MAGA hat, it's because they listen to people like this UCLA "professor".

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 12, 2019 12:36 PM (+lVUW)

143 135 I do not honestly get why the press is so protective of the BHI guys. They are constantly aggressive, abusive, and crazy and now murderous. What is the basis for their defensive attitude about these loons?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 12:35 PM (KZzsI)

They are ideological compatriots. They all hate Jews and other white people.

Posted by: ... at December 12, 2019 12:36 PM (jPIt3)

144 http://bit.ly/34fN12m
*******
Chick-Fil-A Really Is Funding A Group That Hosts Drag Queen Story Hour

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 12, 2019 12:36 PM (BqBId)

145 Yo, those Yahweh bin Yahweh homies is whack.

Posted by: Jeff Fort at December 12, 2019 12:36 PM (DY3v8)

146 BOOM! MATT GAETZ GOES THERE... Tells Hunter Biden Crack Cocaine Stories During Sham Impeachment Hearing (VIDEO)

He did, however, stop a bit short of calling Groping Joe an 'addlepated old criminal' though...

Posted by: JEM at December 12, 2019 12:36 PM (8erNz)

147 66 Liberalism really is a mental disorder. I used to dislike that phrase, but lately it simply seems to be factual and not all hateful.
Posted by: Tropical Lutefisk at December 12, 2019 12:23 PM (iRngN)


I wobble between considering it a mental illness, a cognitive deficit, or a character flaw.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2019 12:37 PM (DXT9A)

148 >> I do not honestly get why the press is so protective of the BHI guys.


They are useful idots / Tools.

Progressivism is Consequentialism and Consequentialism makes Tools of us ALL.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 12:37 PM (dSCW/)

149 Black Hebrew Israelites literally think themselves the Jews of the Torah, and that actual Jews are usurpers.

-
And Bruce Jenner thinks he's a chick.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


What a stupid time to be alive.

Oh, and Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.
Burma shave.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at December 12, 2019 12:37 PM (vcOmj)

150 You could have done that yourself three years ago idiot.

Yeah it was going on RIGHT UNDER HIS NOSE as he slept at his desk. You could have dealt with it then, it was going on right in front of your damned face, Sessions.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 12:37 PM (KZzsI)

151 Rashida has self esteem issues. Most Pali men prefer a goat over her.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 12, 2019 12:37 PM (ptqGC)

152 135 I do not honestly get why the press is so protective of the BHI guys. They are constantly aggressive, abusive, and crazy and now murderous. What is the basis for their defensive attitude about these loons?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 12:35 PM (KZzsI)

They're not white.

Posted by: josephistan at December 12, 2019 12:37 PM (7HtZB)

153 >> I do not honestly get why the press is so protective of the BHI guys.

Once again, Cloward-Piven, some egg cracking required.

Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 12, 2019 12:38 PM (48RE5)

154 Did someone request a Jewish foot long??

Posted by: Zombie Milton Berle at December 12, 2019 12:38 PM (u6xw0)

155 It's pronounced " bee-goh", you feelthy peasants.

Posted by: Monsieur Jaques Kah-ree, Progressive Bigot at December 12, 2019 12:38 PM (5vIVj)

156 Sessions needs to STFU and STFD.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 12, 2019 12:38 PM (U/u2R)

157 I told a nice young Jewish man about the shootings in zNJ - he'd not heard about it
He immediately blathers on about gun control
dude

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 12, 2019 12:38 PM (G546f)

158 The UCLA professor of race HATE.
Let's be correct in identifying this assholes preferred teachings.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at December 12, 2019 12:38 PM (pw+jk)

159 136
Black Hebrew Israelites literally think themselves the Jews of the Torah, and that actual Jews are usurpers.



-

And Bruce Jenner thinks he's a chick.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2019 12:35 PM (+y/Ru)

+++I like to think of myself as a millionairess. But the bank still won't cash my checks. Why?

Posted by: washrivergal at December 12, 2019 12:38 PM (XtntB)

160 If the Left didn't threaten MAGA hat wearers and demonize them, then 1 out of every 15 people would be wearing Trump gear at any moment. That's what they are preventing.

And that's all they are doing. They are preventing a preference avalanche. They fear that way more than any phony racism.

Posted by: ... at December 12, 2019 12:39 PM (E/gBi)

161 I wobble between considering it a mental illness, a cognitive deficit, or a character flaw.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

It's a personality disorder, like obsessive compulsive disorder, or malignant narcissm. Can't be fixed. We have to live with this bad behavior.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at December 12, 2019 12:39 PM (vcOmj)

162 Only white people are allowed to commit mass shootings.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 12, 2019 12:39 PM (KUaJL)

163 I like to think of myself as a millionairess. But the bank still won't cash my checks. Why?
Posted by: washrivergal


According to the motivational pictures the women post on my facebook wall, you just have to believe in yourself harder

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 12:39 PM (KZzsI)

164 "More alarming to many African Americans," the UCLA professor of race had argued, is "seeing a white guy in a 'Make America Great Again' hat."

So what do whites find alarming to see?

Rhetorical question.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2019 12:39 PM (DXT9A)

165 157 I told a nice young Jewish man about the shootings in zNJ - he'd not heard about it
He immediately blathers on about gun control
dude
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 12, 2019 12:38 PM (G546f)

I'm sure he would have blathered on about pipe bomb control if he knew about that

Posted by: josephistan at December 12, 2019 12:40 PM (7HtZB)

166 finally gave doggeh his bath
my back hurts
vut he wants to play
oy

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 12, 2019 12:40 PM (G546f)

167 According to the motivational pictures the women post on my facebook wall, you just have to believe in yourself harder



hang in there, baby!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2019 12:40 PM (W+w2W)

168 124 When I lived in Erie, a lot of the new arrivals in our country were making a few dishonest bucks running cigarettes to Dearborn, buying them at the Seneca Nation stores in NY.The ones trying to stay within the law, but just couldn't resist, were opening stores plastered with Newport ads on the windows and buying food stamps.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 12, 2019 12:40 PM (C1Lsn)

169 "More alarming to many African Americans," the UCLA professor of race had argued, is "seeing a white guy in a 'Make America Great Again' hat."

--

Yes, because those major cities have all bloomed into beautiful flowers under a hundred years of Democrat control.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I support medically approved diets for anorexics who are trapped in fat girls' bodies at December 12, 2019 12:40 PM (rImxe)

170
http://bit.ly/34fN12m

*******

Chick-Fil-A Really Is Funding A Group That Hosts Drag Queen Story Hour

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 12, 2019 12:36 PM (BqBId)

===

Never been in or to a chick-fil-a and never will be.
Fuck them with the proverbial sideways barbed wire and hot sauce covered pineapple.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at December 12, 2019 12:40 PM (pw+jk)

171 So if I said its OK to be white would that be racist too?


The leftis the most racist ani-whatever the fuck pile of sick fucking dogshit-


men?
whites?
Jews?
christians?
asian?
conservative in any way?
disabled in any way?

They hate you and want you dead.

They are modern Nazis.
I'm serious, if they ever have unchecked power millions will die.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at December 12, 2019 12:41 PM (0OmEj)

172 167 According to the motivational pictures the women post on my facebook wall, you just have to believe in yourself harder



hang in there, baby!
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2019 12:40 PM (W+w2W)

Determined or not, that cat is long dead

Posted by: josephistan at December 12, 2019 12:41 PM (7HtZB)

173 Sessions and Graham should issue a joint statement demanding someone do something.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I support medically approved diets for anorexics who are trapped in fat girls' bodies at December 12, 2019 12:41 PM (rImxe)

174 >>> Top 40 hit.

My second.
Posted by: eleven


You shall be posthumously added to last nights thread!

Posted by: Tinker at December 12, 2019 12:41 PM (dvbme)

175 Al Sharpton has been given a platform on MSNBC.

You don't get more Anti-Semitic than Al Sharpton.

Well, maybe if you are a Muslim. But that's really just Anti-Jew.
Posted by: garrett

----

Well, Jesse Jackson can give him a run for his money over in Hymietown.

Posted by: RKae at December 12, 2019 12:42 PM (4yrpr)

176 Well isn't that special. Former AG sessions is weighing in on the IG
report saying it is very disturbing and Durham needs to get to the
bottom of this mess.



You could have done that yourself three years ago idiot.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS)


I live in Alabama. Heard one of his campaign spots on the radio during the morning drive. Damn near ripped the radio out of my dash and tossed it out the window. Fucker thinks he can get his old job back after the shit he pulled...no wonder my blood pressure's higher than it once was...

Posted by: Brother Cavil
Democrats, Media, and Deep State:
Hostis Humani Generis
at December 12, 2019 12:42 PM (Rvlwi)

177 It's a personality disorder, like obsessive compulsive disorder, or malignant narcissm. Can't be fixed. We have to live with this bad behavior.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at December 12, 2019 12:39 PM (vcOmj)


OK, so you're plumping for mental illness. Good choice, but it's hard to rule out garden-variety stupidity (as evidenced by the inability to reason at all, with dire IQ scores and woeful academic performance to match) or character flaw (as evidenced by the desire to live parasitically off of others).

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2019 12:42 PM (DXT9A)

178 Never been in or to a chick-fil-a and never will be.

I have eaten at CfA a couple times, I really don't find them to be anything too special.

Posted by: JEM at December 12, 2019 12:42 PM (8erNz)

179 So what happens when a black Hebrew Israelite and a Nation of Islam meet?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2019 12:43 PM (dNzKv)

180 Leftists are simply indefatigable in their non-logic. SMH

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 12, 2019 12:43 PM (JoUsr)

181 And that's all they are doing. They are preventing a preference avalanche. They fear that way more than any phony racism.

Precisely, they have succeeded in demonizing a hat with the president's campaign slogan on it to the point that people physically fear wearing one in public.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 12:43 PM (KZzsI)

182 True religion are based largely on faith, but are rooted in foundational truths. That includes facts that have been established over time and a chain of verifiable heritage. That makes "Black Israelites" a cult. Not only are their claims false and an apostasy to the Jewish faith. But tergiversations like this show they will use violence to enforce their falsity.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 12, 2019 12:43 PM (MLLK4)

183 A Rashida Tlaib is a sandwich

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 12, 2019 12:43 PM (flINI)

184 >>> >>> Top 40 hit.

My second.
Posted by: eleven


You shall be posthumously added to last nights thread!
Posted by: Tinker


Well, not actually "posthumously", but you know what I mean.

Posted by: Tinker at December 12, 2019 12:43 PM (dvbme)

185 >>Rashida has self esteem issues. Most Pali men prefer a goat over her.



She married her uncle.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2019 12:44 PM (bDqIh)

186 151 Rashida has self esteem issues. Most Pali men prefer a goat over her.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 12, 2019 12:37 PM (ptqGC)

Goat does not talk back! Also, is better at hygiene.

Posted by: Muhammad bin Muhammad at December 12, 2019 12:44 PM (RD7QR)

187 This is still my favorite motivational

https://tinyurl.com/wvah42m

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2019 12:44 PM (W+w2W)

188 So what happens when a black Hebrew Israelite and a Nation of Islam meet?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2019 12:43 PM (dNzKv)

Confusion and then blood. Lots of blood.
A win win

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 12, 2019 12:44 PM (cEsBM)

189 I self identify as blunt and sometimes offensive.
Whilst gamely engaging in an argument, I am perfectly okay!

Posted by: The N Word at December 12, 2019 12:44 PM (bqCiz)

190 Pfft Sessions...dude was a plant. And a short one at that, must not have got enough son as a young turnip.


Posted by: dananjcon at December 12, 2019 12:44 PM (u6xw0)

191 They are modern Nazis.
I'm serious, if they ever have unchecked power millions will die.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at December 12, 2019 12:41 PM (0OmEj)

Yep. We know everything is projection with them, and they are constantly calling everyone Nazi.

If you look at most prominent Lefties, you can easily picture them in those SS hats. It's creepy. Try it sometime. They really do look like them. It doesn't work with everybody.

Posted by: ... at December 12, 2019 12:44 PM (jFozV)

192 It's a personality disorder, like obsessive compulsive disorder, or
malignant narcissm. Can't be fixed. We have to live with this bad
behavior.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at December 12, 2019 12:39 PM (vcOmj)
===
I used to give them the benefit of the doubt.
Now I know some people 15-20% are just plain evil and need to be put down for the good of humanity.

Sad but very, very true.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at December 12, 2019 12:45 PM (pw+jk)

193 Sessions and Graham should issue a joint statement demanding someone do something.

Trump can sign it too, he keeps complaining that the DOJ doesn't do stuff. Um... you're their boss, jackass

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 12:45 PM (KZzsI)

194 169 "More alarming to many African Americans," the UCLA professor of race had argued, is "seeing a white guy in a 'Make America Great Again' hat."

--

Yes, because those major cities have all bloomed into beautiful flowers under a hundred years of Democrat control.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I support medically approved diets for anorexics who are trapped in fat girls' bodies at December 12, 2019 12:40 PM (rImxe)


No places safer, either. In East St. Louis, Newark, Oakland, Compton, South Side of Chicago, etc. you'll be as safe as in your mother's arms.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2019 12:45 PM (DXT9A)

195 135 I do not honestly get why the press is so protective of the BHI guys. They are constantly aggressive, abusive, and crazy and now murderous. What is the basis for their defensive attitude about these loons?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 12:35 PM (KZzsI)

Because BHI is all about Racism.

It proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that Blacks can be Racist, which the Left has been trying to say is impossible for a couple of generations.

Posted by: Supremes at December 12, 2019 12:45 PM (NgKpN)

196 Well, not actually "posthumously", but you know what I mean.

Posted by: Tinker


I was starting to think FenSpoke was teaching the One Finger Death Strike...

Posted by: Brother Cavil
Democrats, Media, and Deep State:
Hostis Humani Generis
at December 12, 2019 12:45 PM (Rvlwi)

197 173 Sessions and Graham should issue a joint statement demanding someone do something.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I support medically approved diets for anorexics who are trapped in fat girls' bodies at December 12, 2019 12:41 PM (rImxe)
------

Yes, we a lot more harumphing.

Posted by: WisRich at December 12, 2019 12:46 PM (G0vdT)

198 It seems like these folks are angry all of the time. *clownfart*

Posted by: Fritz at December 12, 2019 12:46 PM (2Mnv1)

199 I remember one day in downtown Philly seeing Philly Jesus (a local guy who used to wander the streets of Philadelphia, dressed as Jesus, even dragging a life size cross on his back) arguing with the BHI over who was the real Son of God, himself, or them as a group. Fun times.

Posted by: josephistan at December 12, 2019 12:47 PM (7HtZB)

200 They are modern Nazis.
I'm serious, if they ever have unchecked power millions will die.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at December 12, 2019 12:41 PM (0OmEj)


There is nothing more dangerous than a true believer, because he believes that he's doing the right thing when engaging in evil. As a recent example, see, e.g., antifa.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2019 12:47 PM (DXT9A)

201 Remember when Calypso Louie's army of bow-tie-clad gents would go into convenience stores in the ghetto and smash all the liquor?

Good times.

Posted by: RKae at December 12, 2019 12:47 PM (4yrpr)

202 175 Al Sharpton has been given a platform on MSNBC.

You don't get more Anti-Semitic than Al Sharpton.

Well, maybe if you are a Muslim. But that's really just Anti-Jew.
Posted by: garrett

----

Well, Jesse Jackson can give him a run for his money over in Hymietown.

Posted by: RKae at December 12, 2019 12:42 PM (4yrpr)

pffftt "Reverend" Farrakhan sends his regards

Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 12, 2019 12:47 PM (48RE5)

203 "Well isn't that special. Former AG sessions is weighing in on the IG report saying it is very disturbing and Durham needs to get to the bottom of this mess."

Nap time is over!

Posted by: Chris M at December 12, 2019 12:48 PM (eAZVt)

204 So if I said its OK to be white would that be racist too?




Yes and a hate crime

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 12, 2019 12:49 PM (kw5n8)

205 I used to give them the benefit of the doubt.
Now I know some people 15-20% are just plain evil and need to be put down for the good of humanity.

Sad but very, very true.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at December 12, 2019 12:45 PM (pw+jk)

Scary thing is that they think the same thing about you

Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 12, 2019 12:49 PM (48RE5)

206 Precisely, they have succeeded in demonizing a hat with the president's campaign slogan on it to the point that people physically fear wearing one in public.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 12:43 PM (KZzsI)


I wouldn't dream of wearing one in California.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2019 12:49 PM (DXT9A)

207 184 >>> >>> Top 40 hit.

My second.
Posted by: eleven


You shall be posthumously added to last nights thread!
Posted by: Tinker


Well, not actually "posthumously", but you know what I mean.
Posted by: Tinker at December 12, 2019 12:43 PM (dvbme)

You KILLED 11?

What next? bury them next to Buzzion?

Posted by: Don Q at December 12, 2019 12:49 PM (NgKpN)

208 Somebody empty Sessions drool cup.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 12, 2019 12:49 PM (U/u2R)

209 203; He was a waste of two years.

Posted by: CN at December 12, 2019 12:49 PM (U7k5w)

210 "I do not honestly get why the press is so protective of the BHI guys."

To be fair, they're also protective of islam, which is the greatest evil in the universe.

Posted by: Chris M at December 12, 2019 12:49 PM (eAZVt)

211 Might could be. Had a conversation at the bank this morning with a fellow that said when Trump wins next year there are going to be multiple attempts by deranged lefty's to kill him because the hate is so strong.

After what we have learned about the DOJ I'm fearing for PDT's life from some kind of praetorian guard action by the SS. I wish I was joking.
Posted by: ghbucky at December 12, 2019 12:27 PM (s9Eo

After everything we have seen the dems do, at this point, nothing would surprise me.

And that, my dear Morons, is why we can never allow them to be in control, ever again. So, how do we work, what do we do to insure that they do not steal our next general election?
This is a serious question: what can we do at a grass roots level to insure that they do not steal the election?
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at December 12, 2019 12:31 PM (8/7u2)


What would surprise me would be if, God forbid, PJT did end up on a mortuary slab, if anyone in this country would take even one second to look up from their fucking taco bowl, tear themselves away from their fantasy football crap and actually strike back.

**shakes magic 8 ball**

"Are you high?"

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 12, 2019 12:49 PM (Ki5SV)

212 I remember well that 'odd accent to city life'. That group was abusive and obnoxious - and they won the right to be as loud and threatening to passers by - in court.

Posted by: kallisto at December 12, 2019 12:49 PM (E6tRR)

213 "Progressives.... the most racist people who have ever existed. They've
created and are set on enforcing hierarchies of Racial Worthiness just
as baroque and twisted as those created by the Nazis."


Baroque meets modern art ... or whatever. imo it is a PsyOp best described as Orwellian Revisionism maybe. Good ideas, like Republican led "equal rights" for blacks (opposed by Dems) ... was flipped 180 degrees into LBJs (I'll have them Ni**s voting Dem for 200 years) Great Society -- a socialist dystopia of "special rights" for special (Dem voter) POCs, then LGBTQ, and illegals, and anything anti-family, anti-America -- Culminating in Hillary's "Heartland Patriots are Deplorable and Irredeemable".


The "it's not OK to be white" bandwagon religion of insanity is the end of the line for the Naked Communist attack on America. The Soviet (foreign enemy) infiltration after WW2 (march through our institutions) has become Domestic Enemy Number One. The more blatant Black Hebrew Israel crazies are a natural outflow of the insidious PsyOp against America, where War is Peace and 2+2=5.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 12, 2019 12:50 PM (Cus5s)

214
If you look at most prominent Lefties, you can easily picture them in those SS hats. It's creepy. Try it sometime. They really do look like them. It doesn't work with everybody.
Posted by: ... at December 12, 2019 12:44 PM (jFozV)

Podesta came to mind immediately

Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 12, 2019 12:50 PM (48RE5)

215 So what happens when a black Hebrew Israelite and a Nation of Islam meet?

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A Hallmark Channel Christmas romance movie?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2019 12:50 PM (+y/Ru)

216 Sessions probably makes a good enough Senator but he was sure crap as an AG.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 12:50 PM (KZzsI)

217 101 Black Hebrew Israelites make those all beef franks, yes?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2019 12:27 PM (W+w2W)


Pork sausages.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2019 12:51 PM (DXT9A)

218 183 A Rashida Tlaib is a sandwich
Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 12, 2019 12:43 PM (flINI)

Chewy clitoris, mayo, mustard on a pita.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2019 12:51 PM (zBaqJ)

219 They are modern Nazis.

I'm serious, if they ever have unchecked power millions will die.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable.

If you really and truly believe this, electoral politics is no longer the field to deal with them.

I'm serious. Statements like this have a logical conclusion with consequences. It's what they say about us, and look how they act on it!

Posted by: Brother Cavil
Democrats, Media, and Deep State:
Hostis Humani Generis
at December 12, 2019 12:51 PM (Rvlwi)

220 So if I said its OK to be white would that be racist too?



Yes and a hate crime

Posted by: TheQuietMan

-----

And don't you DARE try to say that "all lives matter!"

Posted by: RKae at December 12, 2019 12:51 PM (4yrpr)

221 Since I revel in seeing "The Rick Wilson" get dunked on I clicked the sidebar... interesting to see The Who funds the federalist lines coming back, they must be over target.

Posted by: Inogame at December 12, 2019 12:51 PM (hl5cI)

222 I like that the Property Brothers have remade themselves so they seem less queer. Two interior designers who dress and had hair like they did at first just about broke the alarm on my gaydar.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 12:52 PM (KZzsI)

223 199 There used to be a guy in Pittsburgh who did that. Crazy guy would let the sleet buiid up on his mostly nekkid body, carrying a not life size, but pretty big cross.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 12, 2019 12:52 PM (C1Lsn)

224 Racism isn't about racism. It's about power. Just like rape. So only white people and Jews can be racist. And if a woman forcibly jams a cucumber in you that's not rape because women are victims.

Posted by: ... at December 12, 2019 12:52 PM (ntcFS)

225 221 Since I revel in seeing "The Rick Wilson" get dunked on I clicked the sidebar... interesting to see The Who funds the federalist lines coming back, they must be over target.
Posted by: Inogame at December 12, 2019 12:51 PM (hl5cI)

That sucks, I like The Who.

Posted by: josephistan at December 12, 2019 12:52 PM (7HtZB)

226 I'm simultaneously posting below.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia
--
Obviously not your ordinary blonde


Posted by: FrodoB at December 12, 2019 12:21 PM (V7laS)


i don't know, did you see her first?

...

lol

Posted by: SturmToddler at December 12, 2019 12:53 PM (8D42x)

227 What would surprise me would be if, God forbid, PJT did end up on a mortuary slab, if anyone in this country would take even one second to look up from their fucking taco bowl, tear themselves away from their fantasy football crap and actually strike back.

Freedom is hard. Most people want comfortable serfdom under a benevolent monarch. 95% of the arguments are over how to define benevolent.

Remember, 1/3 wanted to stay under the crown, and 1/3 didn't care.

Posted by: Clayton Bigsby at December 12, 2019 12:53 PM (a4/Ug)

228 Podesta came to mind immediately
Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 12, 2019 12:50 PM (48RE5)

Podesta is a PERFECT example. It gets goosy when you do it with the rest of them.

Posted by: ... at December 12, 2019 12:54 PM (ntcFS)

229 >> I like that the Property Brothers have remade themselves so they seem less queer.


The guys in the sweater vests?


Yeah. They might want to find their way back to the drawing board.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 12:54 PM (dSCW/)

230 I know Jake Tapper is pretty stupid, and paid by Jeff Zucker to be even more stupid on TV than he is in real life, but is Jake Tapper so stupid he can't even grasp this simple truth?


Evidence says "yes."

Posted by: Flyover EDKH at December 12, 2019 12:54 PM (Rbu5d)

231 Late to this thread but all I have to say about this is ... BITCH

Posted by: It's me donna at December 12, 2019 12:55 PM (6XlcD)

232 Heh. Trump reads the Babylon Bee.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 12, 2019 12:55 PM (U/u2R)

233 I love The Hu, best band in all Mongolia.

As for the money man contributing to animus against Jews, it wouldn't be the first time Soros has collaborated against them.

Posted by: trev006 at December 12, 2019 12:55 PM (wub5I)

234 >>> >>> Top 40 hit.



My second.

Posted by: eleven





You shall be posthumously added to last nights thread!

Posted by: Tinker


Eleven is mort?

Posted by: Roland THTG at December 12, 2019 12:55 PM (88+cf)

235 Scary thing is that they think the same thing about you
Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 12, 2019 12:49 PM (48RE5)

A lot of them are just saying it because they get off on the power their accusation gives them. Like Blasey and her phony rape accusation. Like antifa and punch a fascist. They don't believe it, they get off on the power.

Posted by: ... at December 12, 2019 12:55 PM (6BG/Q)

236 "The Who funds the federalist lines coming back,"


I don't get what that's all about. I just thought the guy from RealClearPolitics gave them an infusion of cash once during a rough spot. I don't get why that was bad or scandalous.

Posted by: lowandslow at December 12, 2019 12:56 PM (4thlk)

237 216
Sessions probably makes a good enough Senator but he was sure crap as an AG.


Bannon has a good take on Sessions.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at December 12, 2019 12:56 PM (XzVUd)

238 Didja see the Wall Street Journal's take on the NJ terrorism?

https://bit.ly/2EaG3kz

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2019 12:56 PM (+y/Ru)

239 That sucks, I like The Who.
Posted by: josephistan at December 12, 2019 12:52 PM (7HtZB)
=======

I saw I Don't Know - Third Base open for The Who at Shea Stadium.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 12, 2019 12:57 PM (dfRN6)

240 >>I do not honestly get why the press is so protective of the BHI guys.

I think it's as simple as this:
-- The MSM has templates for stories, and they must make events fit into a template (Lefty narrative). In this case, it's the Nazis and white nationalists who hate Jews.


-- The MSM's favorite state goal is to "comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable." This is done by assigning victim and privilege status to various demographics. Black are victims and lack power/privilege, therefore, the BHI guys can't be racist: only people with power can be racist.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2019 12:57 PM (bDqIh)

241 "The Who funds the federalist lines coming back,"


I
don't get what that's all about. I just thought the guy from
RealClearPolitics gave them an infusion of cash once during a rough
spot. I don't get why that was bad or scandalous.


Posted by: lowandslow


Distracting from the issue of who funds them.

Posted by: Brother Cavil
Democrats, Media, and Deep State:
Hostis Humani Generis
at December 12, 2019 12:57 PM (Rvlwi)

242 Just resting.

Posted by: eleven at December 12, 2019 12:57 PM (M0u+N)

243 RE HGTV...its not the constant advertising that turns me off but the constant gayvertising.

Posted by: dananjcon at December 12, 2019 12:57 PM (u6xw0)

244


Black people can't be racist.

White middle-class males are all racist, every single one.

It's how the world works!

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at December 12, 2019 12:58 PM (lg/F7)

245 The black hebrew israelites are a staple in downtown Charlotte.

They are kind of hard to explain. You have to see it to believe it.

They wear costumes that look like a mash up of the power rangers and biblical clothes and shout at anyone passing by. They are VERY confrontational, especially with other black folks.



Posted by: MJ at December 12, 2019 12:58 PM (gAMkn)

246 I will no longer take these people seriously or with any respect at all. They deserve to be pointed at and laughed at.

Posted by: nip at December 12, 2019 12:58 PM (Izot6)

247 Liberal lunatic, Joy Behar implies the NJ shooters were white nationalists-

https://tinyurl.com/qsl6jc6

Posted by: redridinghood at December 12, 2019 12:59 PM (wiXsO)

248 243 RE HGTV...its not the constant advertising that turns me off but the constant gayvertising.


My Husband calls it Homo Garden TV

Posted by: It's me donna at December 12, 2019 12:59 PM (6XlcD)

249 More from the WSJ.

https://bit.ly/2E8fpJ4

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2019 12:59 PM (+y/Ru)

250 t45vvgeegvt
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 12, 2019 12:06 PM (/scPm)
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I love it when you talk like that.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at December 12, 2019 12:59 PM (3Z6pZ)

251 Black people can't be racist.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian

---

Why? Is racism based on math?

Posted by: RKae at December 12, 2019 12:59 PM (4yrpr)

252 From Britannica online:
"Before the spread of Islam and, with it, the Arabic language, Arab referred to any of the largely nomadic Semitic inhabitants of the Arabian Peninsula. "

Soooo...if I criticize Tlaib, am I anti-semitic? Just curious.

Posted by: Flyover EDKH at December 12, 2019 01:00 PM (Rbu5d)

253 The black hebrew israelites are a staple in downtown Charlotte.

They are kind of hard to explain. You have to see it to believe it.

They wear costumes that look like a mash up of the power rangers and biblical clothes and shout at anyone passing by. They are VERY confrontational, especially with other black folks.



Posted by: MJ at December 12, 2019 12:58 PM (gAMkn)

Hmmm....let's organize a get together w/NOI....see what happens.

Posted by: BignJames at December 12, 2019 01:01 PM (X/Pw5)

254 I was actually thinking of buying Roger Daltrey's autobiography the other day.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 12, 2019 01:01 PM (DY3v8)

255 playing tug with towels is an essential part of tge post doggeh bath ritual

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 12, 2019 01:01 PM (G546f)

256 This has nothing to do with the topic but F**K Chris Wallace

Posted by: It's me donna at December 12, 2019 01:01 PM (6XlcD)

257 234 >>> >>> Top 40 hit.




Thomas Dolby

Greta's theme song

Posted by: REDACTED at December 12, 2019 01:01 PM (rpxSz)

258 255 playing tug with towels is an essential part of tge post doggeh bath ritual
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 12, 2019 01:01 PM (G546f)

Gotta wrap him in a dry towel and cuddle for awhile too.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 12, 2019 01:01 PM (RD7QR)

259 When I said millions will die I recall the abortion industry and think that is just a start. They deny the humanity of innocent (millions) humans for mere convenience and we are not supposed to see the truth laid out bare before our very eyes? They would kill us if they could. I truly believe that. We can't give up the fight. We can never give them full and unchecked control or there will be unchecked death and misery.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at December 12, 2019 01:02 PM (0OmEj)

260
Thomas Dolby

She blinded me with Science? If only she had a friggin clue about actual science

Posted by: It's me donna at December 12, 2019 01:02 PM (6XlcD)

261 252 From Britannica online:
"Before the spread of Islam and, with it, the Arabic language, Arab referred to any of the largely nomadic Semitic inhabitants of the Arabian Peninsula. "

Soooo...if I criticize Tlaib, am I anti-semitic? Just curious.

Posted by: Flyover EDKH at December 12, 2019 01:00 PM (Rbu5d)

Technically (assuming she's Arab), she is semitic. Phoenicians and Carthaginians I believe were also semitic.

Posted by: Someguy at December 12, 2019 01:02 PM (7nTlT)

262 "Reaction to Islamaphobia". Just like the chart predicted.

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 01:02 PM (YOhRS)

263 Thomas Dolby

She blinded me with Science? If only she had a friggin clue about actual science
Posted by: It's me donna at December 12, 2019 01:02 PM (6XlcD)

not that one

Hyperactive

Posted by: REDACTED at December 12, 2019 01:04 PM (rpxSz)

264 CNN Opinion@CNNOpinion
.@David_Gergen and James Piltch: "If she were in the market for the job, it is now clear which Democrat would have the best chance of beating Donald Trump in 2020: Nancy Pelosi."

-
Well, that's an opinion I guess.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2019 01:04 PM (+y/Ru)

265 Soooo...if I criticize Tlaib, am I anti-semitic? Just curious.
Posted by: Flyover EDKH at December 12, 2019 01:00 PM (Rbu5d)
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"Anti-Semitic" is a term coined by idiot 19th Century race theorists, like Gobineau, to specifically mean "anti-Jewish". Part of their idiocy was conflating language groups with race, hence "Aryan" in their warped imagination meaning "Northern European".

Posted by: Captain Obvious at December 12, 2019 01:04 PM (3Z6pZ)

266 not that one



Okay

Posted by: It's me donna at December 12, 2019 01:04 PM (6XlcD)

267 253 The black hebrew israelites are a staple in downtown Charlotte.

They are kind of hard to explain. You have to see it to believe it.

They wear costumes that look like a mash up of the power rangers and biblical clothes and shout at anyone passing by. They are VERY confrontational, especially with other black folks.

Posted by: MJ at December 12, 2019 12:58 PM (gAMkn)


These people are an example of broken windows.
They should be arrested. Laws should be enforced.

Posted by: Ray Gunn at December 12, 2019 01:04 PM (CFSlN)

268 I just had an epiphany as to why The Left's usual tactics of the last 30 years all so suddenly stopped working when they came up against Trump.

Trump is a vessel for the truth. He speaks the truth with such clarity and volume, their usual lies become totally ineffectual. It's like firing otherwise deadly bullets at a battleship.

They have been used to deploying all their lies and bs against other liars spouting lies. They got comfy with it. Like Romney the severe conservative
and build the dang wall McCain.

Posted by: ... at December 12, 2019 01:05 PM (nChff)

269 "In fact, they're the most racist people who have ever existed. They've created and are set on enforcing hierarchies of Racial Worthiness just as baroque and twisted as those created by the Nazis."

Look for something like the racial registries the Nazis and South Africans maintained to be pushed in the next few years, perhaps just before things get hot.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 12, 2019 01:05 PM (iw59Q)

270 263 Thomas Dolby

She blinded me with Science? If only she had a friggin clue about actual science
Posted by: It's me donna at December 12, 2019 01:02 PM (6XlcD)

not that one

Hyperactive
Posted by: REDACTED at December 12, 2019 01:04 PM (rpxSz)

Airhead

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 12, 2019 01:05 PM (dfRN6)

271 >>"If she were in the market for the job, it is now clear which Democrat
would have the best chance of beating Donald Trump in 2020: Nancy
Pelosi."


Stop trying to make 'fetch' happen, boomers!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2019 01:06 PM (bDqIh)

272 "When I said millions will die I recall the abortion industry and think that is just a start. They deny the humanity of innocent (millions) humans for mere convenience and we are not supposed to see the truth laid out bare before our very eyes?"

These are people who won't eat a chicken egg

Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 12, 2019 01:06 PM (48RE5)

273 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at December 12, 2019 01:06 PM (Zz0t1)

274 Soooo...if I criticize Tlaib, am I anti-semitic? Just curious.

Posted by: Flyover EDKH at December 12, 2019 01:00 PM (Rbu5d)

Technically (assuming she's Arab), she is semitic. Phoenicians and Carthaginians I believe were also semitic.
Posted by: Someguy at December 12, 2019 01:02 PM (7nTlT)
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Jews were the main Semitic people that Europeans came into contact with. This is why anti-Jew became known as a disposition to the ethnicity of Jews. Especially as much of it identified Jews by their ethnic *features* not shared with Europeans.

They are closer to the Caucasus mountains than any European stock ever thought to be--save the more Mediterranean Greeks.

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 01:06 PM (YOhRS)

275 WHITE AMERICA!!!!

Posted by: Eminem at December 12, 2019 01:06 PM (Zz0t1)

276 "256 - This has nothing to do with the topic but F**K Chris Wallace"



I make a prediction that his interview with Comey is going to be more about attacking Trump then holding Comey to account for what he did. Wallace will go after him for something trivial to show how tough he is and then spend the rest of the interview on OrangeManBad.

Posted by: lowandslow at December 12, 2019 01:06 PM (4thlk)

277 I was actually thinking of buying Roger Daltrey's autobiography the other day.
-----
Have you seen the video of him telling a dimwitted Remainer "journalist" to F off? Comedy gold.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at December 12, 2019 01:06 PM (3Z6pZ)

278
Listened to Mike Gallegher this morning on local radio.
There are alot of blacks who hate Jews. "we never had no problem here until these Jews moved in". A lot in Jersey City -he was playing recording of street corner mob there.

Posted by: Glenn John at December 12, 2019 01:06 PM (LilNs)

279
RUFKM??






Just saw the daily advertisement for
that fuckhead Stephen Colbert, and he is having Adam
Schiff-for-brains on as a guest tonight.









*spit*





Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 12, 2019 01:07 PM (ufFY8)

280 I like that the Property Brothers have remade themselves so they seem less queer. Two interior designers who dress and had hair like they did at first just about broke the alarm on my gaydar.

One of them is married to a woman. She could be a beard, but why would he feel the need?

Still, I agree. They seem very obviously gay. Maybe the other one's gay?

Posted by: bonhomme at December 12, 2019 01:07 PM (9t0Zz)

281 I'm listening to Air right now. French synth-y duo. Pretty good.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 12, 2019 01:07 PM (Ct55T)

282 Did they have the election in GB? Is it as close as Drudge says?

Posted by: It's me donna at December 12, 2019 01:08 PM (6XlcD)

283 Re 254 "I was actually thinking of buying Roger Daltrey's autobiography the other day."

Pretty good rags to riches story there with a lot about the Who and associated movies. Roger is usually a bit more trustworthy than Pete on Who history as well.

Posted by: whig at December 12, 2019 01:08 PM (MwILh)

284 I've had to deal with anti-sementism in my career.

Posted by: Peter North at December 12, 2019 01:09 PM (toKeJ)

285 There IS an election in GB today.
Some reports yesterday said polls indicate Boris leading.

But, polls, so......

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 12, 2019 01:09 PM (ufFY8)

286 CNN Opinion@CNNOpinion
.@David_Gergen and James Piltch: "If she were in the market for the job, it is now clear which Democrat would have the best chance of beating Donald Trump in 2020: Nancy Pelosi."


LOL!

The campaign commercials for Trump would write themselves.

"Nancy Pelosi has been in charge of San Francisco for decades." *insert picture of homeless people.

"She's largely responsible for the city and it's conditions." *insert picture of human shit and needles on the streets.

"Do you REALLY want this to be in control of your lives, America wide?"

Posted by: Sponge at December 12, 2019 01:09 PM (Zz0t1)

287 Freedom is hard. Most people want comfortable serfdom under a benevolent monarch. 95% of the arguments are over how to define benevolent.

Remember, 1/3 wanted to stay under the crown, and 1/3 didn't care.
Posted by: Clayton Bigsby at December 12, 2019 12:53 PM (a4/Ug)

And only something like 3% actually fought.

Posted by: Don Q at December 12, 2019 01:09 PM (NgKpN)

288 I bet being a woman married to a successful gay man is a pretty great gig.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I support medically approved diets for anorexics who are trapped in fat girls' bodies at December 12, 2019 01:09 PM (rImxe)

289 In leftard world you can be white and identify as black....and you can identify as Israelites even though you're not.

You can be anything your imagination wants to be and the rest of us has to go along with it.

Posted by: torabora at December 12, 2019 01:09 PM (M9bB2)

290 Look for something like the racial registries the Nazis and South Africans maintained to be pushed in the next few years, perhaps just before things get hot.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 12, 2019 01:05 PM (iw59Q)

Second look at 23 and Me?
CEO was married to Google's Brin and is sister of Youtube CEO

Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 12, 2019 01:10 PM (48RE5)

291 I've had to deal with anti-sementism in my career.
Posted by: Peter North at December 12, 2019 01:09 PM (toKeJ)
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A lot of our opponents are anti-semantic, as well.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at December 12, 2019 01:10 PM (3Z6pZ)

292 Dumbasses believe in weird stuff.

Posted by: Burger Chef at December 12, 2019 01:10 PM (RuIsu)

293 TF did Sessionzzz even do besides threaten potheads?

Dude sure had his priorities.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 12, 2019 01:10 PM (U7qMl)

294 I'm listening to the comforting hum of my HVAC.

Posted by: Ray Gunn at December 12, 2019 01:10 PM (CFSlN)

295 Black people can't be racist.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian

Why? Is racism based on math?


The "reason" is so stupid it hurts. They say "racism is power + bigotry, black people have no power, so they can't be racist".

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. Oprah and Michelle Obama have way less power than any random white guy in the Appalachian mountains.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 12, 2019 01:10 PM (9t0Zz)

296 293 TF did Sessionzzz even do besides threaten potheads?

Dude sure had his priorities.

huh what? Snooooore

Posted by: Rip Van Sessions at December 12, 2019 01:11 PM (6XlcD)

297 the Property Brothers are straight
it's just that they're Canadian, hence the confusion

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 12, 2019 01:11 PM (G546f)

298 #279 So he's finally booked the whistle blower.

Posted by: torabora at December 12, 2019 01:11 PM (M9bB2)

299 281 I'm listening to Air right now. French synth-y duo. Pretty good.

Huge influence on the Chill Wave genre. I dig 'em.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 12, 2019 01:11 PM (U7qMl)

300 297 the Property Brothers are straight
it's just that they're Canadian, hence the confusion

And they dress gay

Posted by: It's me donna at December 12, 2019 01:12 PM (6XlcD)

301 297 the Property Brothers are straight
it's just that they're Canadian, hence the confusion
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 12, 2019 01:11 PM (G546f)

LOL

Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 12, 2019 01:12 PM (48RE5)

302 295 Black people can't be racist.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian

Why? Is racism based on math?

The "reason" is so stupid it hurts. They say "racism is power + bigotry, black people have no power, so they can't be racist".

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. Oprah and Michelle Obama have way less power than any random white guy in the Appalachian mountains.
Posted by: bonhomme at December 12, 2019 01:10 PM (9t0Zz)

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Power means a gauzy, undefinable thing that can never be pinned down about how there is a lack of political power for a given group.

And no, the people who spout this bullshit are never called anti-scientific. Ever.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 12, 2019 01:12 PM (q80AH)

303 "When I said millions will die I recall the abortion industry and think that is just a start. They deny the humanity of innocent (millions) humans for mere convenience and we are not supposed to see the truth laid out bare before our very eyes?"

These are people who won't eat a chicken egg
Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 12, 2019 01:06 PM (48RE5)
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Having had a agnostic/atheist/secular chapter of my life I can tell you. They thought it was laughable then, and they are even more disinclined to listen today--by all standards.

Now, I bring up my time as a disbeliever because that means that I had a time where I didn't see protoplasm as having inherent worth. With the same eyes that came to Evangelical Christianity, I can see how *real* those assessments were back then.

But the people surrounded in the culture that *does* cheapen life, can hardly be alarmed by the fact that the predictions that abortion would cheapen life have come more and more true.

The weird thing is that they got such a distaste for the "alarmism" and polemics of that time, that they *still* carry the unexamined feeling that it was needless alarmism.

Normally, a prediction happens *before* we have proof. But the prediction was that *society* would slide to a poorer evaluation of life. And it has. But the frog boiling in the pot has only the memory of reacting to it when it wasn't visible (still prediction) and now has little reaction when the pot has grown nice and cozy.

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 01:12 PM (YOhRS)

304 Escalante = Carlos

Drudge = Google

Posted by: REDACTED at December 12, 2019 01:12 PM (rpxSz)

305 Black people have no power if you don't count every city, government agency, political position, entertainment industry, and academic institution.

If you leave those out you'll see why black people feel so put upon.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I support medically approved diets for anorexics who are trapped in fat girls' bodies at December 12, 2019 01:13 PM (rImxe)

306 It occurs to me that all of these lies are just more Communist White Supremacy.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Posing as Jimmy Hoffa Back From Vacation at December 12, 2019 01:13 PM (t37tz)

307 it's just that they're Canadian, hence the confusion
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 12, 2019 01:11 PM (G546f)
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Terrance: Scott really hates us, Phillip.
Phillip: Yes, perhaps he's homophobic.
Terrance: But we're not gay, Phillip.
Phillip: We're not?

Posted by: Captain Obvious at December 12, 2019 01:13 PM (3Z6pZ)

308 Nood

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at December 12, 2019 01:13 PM (4+8an)

309 "293 - TF did Sessionzzz even do besides threaten potheads?"


I think he and Wray set up some training seminars.

Posted by: lowandslow at December 12, 2019 01:13 PM (4thlk)

310 305 Black people have no power if you don't count every city, government agency, political position, entertainment industry, and academic institution.

If you leave those out you'll see why black people feel so put upon.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I support medically approved diets for anorexics who are trapped in fat girls' bodies at December 12, 2019 01:13 PM (rImxe)

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If you define systemic racism to mean that black people will never have power then you're in the clear, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 12, 2019 01:13 PM (q80AH)

311 RE HGTV...its not the constant advertising that turns me off but the constant gayvertising.


My Husband calls it Homo Garden TV
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They know their audience.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at December 12, 2019 01:14 PM (vg8iE)

312 Rashida Tlaib is a garbage human being, and thoroughly deserves her special place reserved in hell.

Did I just say that out loud?

Posted by: Bacon isn't Racist at December 12, 2019 01:15 PM (4ceyg)

313 The "reason" is so stupid it hurts. They say "racism is power + bigotry, black people have no power, so they can't be racist".

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. Oprah and Michelle Obama have way less power than any random white guy in the Appalachian mountains.
Posted by: bonhomme at December 12, 2019 01:10 PM (9t0Zz)

If power is the deciding factor, white males who didn't go to Ivy League schools are the most disadvantaged group, having no protection from discrimination or sexual harassment, and hiring preferences working against them at every level.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at December 12, 2019 01:15 PM (J+mig)

314 the Property Brothers are straight
it's just that they're Canadian, hence the confusion


Ever hear a Newfie talk? It's hilarious!

Newfie ho caught cheating outside a Costco:
https://twitter.com/i/status/1189364422906650624

Posted by: bonhomme at December 12, 2019 01:15 PM (9t0Zz)

315 The "reason" is so stupid it hurts. They say "racism is power + bigotry, black people have no power, so they can't be racist".

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. Oprah and Michelle Obama have way less power than any random white guy in the Appalachian mountains.
Posted by: bonhomme at December 12, 2019 01:10 PM (9t0Zz)

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That's actually an attempt at a well-defined definition, so I don't' have much of a problem arguing in the confines of *that* definition of "racism".

However, it quickly makes things not racist. For example, you can't be a "racist citizen" toward a black POTUS whose XOs are still being upheld as legally binding a white POTUS.

I think that's why they have had to evolve to "Systemic Racism". It is the system which has the power, which is racist.

But I appreciate the attempt--for a time--to fix what a term means. But the problem continues to be the Radicals fight with Reality.

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 01:16 PM (YOhRS)

316 Did they have the election in GB? Is it as close as Drudge says?
Posted by: It's me donna at December 12, 2019 01:08 PM (6XlcD)

It is today. Last poll had Tories +10 and Labor has been in disarray the whole campaign. These reports of closing gap sound a lot like push polling, but we shall see.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 12, 2019 01:17 PM (eoQWY)

317 262 "Reaction to Islamaphobia". Just like the chart predicted.
Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 01:02 PM (YOhRS)


So ... they're reactionaries, right?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2019 01:17 PM (DXT9A)

318 The media whitewash of the racist Black Israelites...

What are the odds of the gainfully employed doing the bidding of their employers and sponsors?

The odds are so high that it's how the world works.

Posted by: t-bird at December 12, 2019 01:17 PM (Wd55D)

319 316 Did they have the election in GB? Is it as close as Drudge says?
Posted by: It's me donna at December 12, 2019 01:08 PM (6XlcD)

It is today. Last poll had Tories +10 and Labor has been in disarray the whole campaign. These reports of closing gap sound a lot like push polling, but we shall see.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 12, 2019 01:17 PM (eoQWY)

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I suspect push polling as well.

We shall see in about four hours.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 12, 2019 01:18 PM (q80AH)

320 So ... they're reactionaries, right?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2019 01:17 PM (DXT9A)
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That's not how any of this works.

Posted by: Old Lady Dem at December 12, 2019 01:18 PM (YOhRS)

321
Yeah, out in Dearborn. Sometimes called "Dearbornistan".
Dearborn is....Ford Country.

Henry Ford was pretty anti-semetic, and started an Arab- Lebanese community out there, to import labor for his car factories.
So this place (Dearborn) has been a haven for immigrating Arabs for a long time. There are some fun things going on out there, and really, if you are white and an actual native born American, not a fun place to go.
There's a video out there of some kind of march that took place earlier this year, for a Muslim holy day, or something. All that was missing was the men carrying AK-47's. Scary stuff, right there.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at December 12, 2019 12:3

First, Tlaib represents mostly the adjacent downriver suburbs of Detroit, which are poor, black majority. She represents just a small section of Dearborn.

Dearborn has a large freeway dividing it into East Dearborn and Dearborn . Dearborn is home to the Ford Company headquarters, all of their research facilities including the test track, the Henry Ford Museum and Greenfield Village, the Dearborn Inn, and a small downtown with a lot of shops, restaurants, etc.
I was just there a few weeks ago to attend a arts and crafts event and lunch with friends. Dearborn residential neighborhoods are virtually all these little 1950's post WWII homes that are well kept , owned by long term residents. etc.

East Dearborn is the Muslim enclave, which takes up about a quarter mile of shops and looks like East Beirut. Large Muslim population. Closer to the industrial area, including the mega Rouge complex that originally accepted iron ore and made steel at one end and out came cars from the other. Still does do that, just under different ownership of the steel end.

Tlaib was elected not because her constituents are majority muslim(they are not) but because the Democrat party fractured and couldn't get a decent candidate organized and her idiot food stamp constituents voted for who was the first Dem on the ballot.

Posted by: Jen the original at December 12, 2019 01:18 PM (I3OPu)

322 The big problem "They" have with America First is it unites We The People around the true found "special interest group" ... founded in Liberty, one nation under God.


That is why I see the whole thing as the globalists/oligarchs ... all the profit from division and chaos, are endangered when America Land of the Free unites for such good intent as expressed in our Declaration.


Most Americans work and play together just fine ... festivals, baseball games (except some team fans really manage to hate other team fans) and on the job, few problems ... mostly Americans love America. It takes concerted (subversive) effort and billions in funding to gender such SJW strife .. but it has been profitable for the dividers.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 12, 2019 01:21 PM (Cus5s)

323 Freedom is hard. Most people want comfortable serfdom under a benevolent monarch. 95% of the arguments are over how to define benevolent.

Remember, 1/3 wanted to stay under the crown, and 1/3 didn't care.
Posted by: Clayton Bigsby at December 12, 2019 12:53 PM (a4/Ug)

And only something like 3% actually fought.
Posted by: Don Q at December 12, 2019 01:09 PM (NgKpN)

In those days you could hardly afford to support a standing army much larger, too many were needed just to grow crops and harvest them.

An army of 10,000 would be on the scale of the largest towns and cities in the country. Just think of how your area would be able to handle Los Angeles coming by looking for food, even now.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 12, 2019 01:22 PM (eoQWY)

324 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 12:45 PM (KZzsI)
******
Just Brilliant Poindexter

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 12, 2019 01:22 PM (BqBId)

325 the Property Brothers are straight
it's just that they're Canadian, hence the confusion
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 12, 2019 01:11 PM (G546f)

Drew, the fashion conscience real estate broker, married his longtime girlfriend two years ago, who was a producer on their show.

Jonathan, the contractor, is divorced from his first wife he married out of HS, and has had several girlfriends. Also managed to get in a bar fight in some place in Nebraska a few years ago, LOL.

They are not gay. But they have an older brother that's a doppleganger for Adam Lambert, and I don't know his status.

Posted by: Jen the original at December 12, 2019 01:23 PM (I3OPu)

326 That is why I see the whole thing as the globalists/oligarchs ... all the profit from division and chaos

The stakes in this battle are huge. Far larger than some disgruntled Democrats in the US. It's why the MFM and social media must throttle the news.

Posted by: t-bird at December 12, 2019 01:27 PM (VP1E6)

327 241 "The Who funds the federalist lines coming back,"


I
don't get what that's all about. I just thought the guy from
RealClearPolitics gave them an infusion of cash once during a rough
spot. I don't get why that was bad or scandalous.


Posted by: lowandslow

Distracting from the issue of who funds them.
Posted by: Brother Cavil



Sean Davis tweeted out something but all his feed had was "Who funds The Federalist". Over and over and over. It was creepy. Twitter is a sewer.

Posted by: Puddleglum, a new Soviet Virginian at December 12, 2019 01:41 PM (UUrfE)

328 Cocaine Mitch is going to try to smother the Impeachment without any testimony.

I really think he can pull it off... If he goes for an acquittal he can make it bipartisan and make Trump happy.

Trump's price will be to let Biden go.

It's the swamp, fellow morons.

Posted by: torabora at December 12, 2019 01:56 PM (M9bB2)

329 #323 today less than 3% feed the rest of us.

Posted by: torabora at December 12, 2019 01:58 PM (M9bB2)

330 Ah yes, Dems R Real Racists again. That's been such an effective line of political attack before dontchaknow.

Am I ever allowed to not care about what happens to Jews? I'll never get why you Boomers can't let them go even as they abuse, torment you and advocate for your racial replacement. They're not your friends. They never have been. Your undying love and devotion for them is really weird and creepy.

But whatever. Israel First, Trump 2020.

Posted by: KRockFM at December 12, 2019 02:26 PM (auWxd)

The Morning Rant: Minimalist Edition

punk-monkey.jpg

Every rational analysis of this situation screams out that "IT WILL FAIL!" Humanity behaves very predictably when offered a subsidy for any behavior...it will do more of it. Anything, at any time. And the "homeless," a silly euphemism for a population that is overwhelmingly alcoholic or drug addicted or psychotic or schizophrenic or a host of other mental diseases, are no different than soccer moms or steel workers or 5th graders. They obey the same immutable laws that progressivism (a mental defect of its own) denies.

Los Angeles Is Spending Over $1 Billion To House the Homeless. It's Failing.

More than 2,500 homeless individuals sleep on the streets of the 53-square-block Skid Row area in downtown Los Angeles.

"Skid row is the worst manmade disaster in the United States. There's human waste on the sidewalks. There's all kinds of disease," says Rev. Andy Bales, CEO of Skid Row's Union Rescue Mission, the nation's largest private homeless shelter. He lost his leg to staph infection he contracted while serving the homeless on Skid Row.

But California's homelessness crisis extends far beyond Skid Row and Los Angeles. The state's homeless population has jumped more than 12 percent in the last five years, and it's part of a national crisis.

So what's the disconnect? With the economy roaring along, with record low unemployment and wages rising it doesn't seem like it is a lack of jobs. The pat answer from our elites is that rising housing prices push out the people on the margins, who then must live on the streets. But that seems a bit simplistic, since as I mentioned, the vast majority of these people are batshit crazy, addicts, drunks, or a combination of all three. So the next facile and simplistic answer is that there is insufficient mental health assistance available to them, so they flounder about and end up homeless, or remain homeless. But since the 1970s and a series of court decisions, we have given the mentally ill the autonomy to to be governed by their demons, and the result is a horror show of untreated mental patients on our streets. Here is Walter Williams with an interesting premise: Closing Mental Institutions Made Us More Vulnerable to Mass Shootings.

So what's the solution? I think it is obvious; society needs the ability to institutionalize the mentally ill, it needs to make "homelessness" less financially attractive, and it needs to return to the stigma that being a bum or a vagrant or a hobo is not an appropriate life choice.

But those are difficult things to do in our current condition, in which every vice and every personal failing is celebrated as just a point on the fabulous rainbow of diversity!

But part of me is laughing and pointing at California, which has joined the mentally ill in behaving contrary to all of the things we have learned about society. The good people of Los Angeles are getting exactly what they voted for, and until they change the people who make these decisions, they will continue to live in a state that resembles nothing more than a Rube Goldberg machine that needs a lot of work.

[Hat Tip: some Moron whose name will be entered into the Hat Tip rolls as, "Unknown"]

Correction: Commenter "CtHillary" tells me that a hobo:

...is an itinerant agricultural worker. The word "hobo" is thought to come from "Hoe Boy," which in itself shows at least an acceptance that work is sometimes necessary.

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1 OT: first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 12, 2019 11:01 AM (q80AH)

2 Top 5?

Posted by: JC. Just JC. at December 12, 2019 11:01 AM (377Zs)

3 Now to read 'The Failing'

Posted by: JC. Just JC. at December 12, 2019 11:02 AM (377Zs)

4 Top five!

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 12, 2019 11:03 AM (JUOKG)

5 see the monkey, be the monkey.

Posted by: henry at December 12, 2019 11:03 AM (JMDly)

6 Skid row is the worst manmade disaster in the United States. There's human waste on the sidewalks.


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Skid mark row

Posted by: Muldoon at December 12, 2019 11:03 AM (m45I2)

7 Top Men are always in the Top Ten!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 12, 2019 11:03 AM (so+oy)

8 "So what's the disconnect? With the economy roaring along, with record
low unemployment and wages rising it doesn't seem like it is a lack of
jobs."

Drugs and the closing of almost all mental health hospitals is causing this.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 12, 2019 11:04 AM (JUOKG)

9 Gonna need a lot more wall

Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 12, 2019 11:04 AM (48RE5)

10 California is all about the fail. The powers that be skim the subsidy. The when it fails, the answer is always moar subsidy, thus moar skim.

You want to wreck the swamp, be like Trump and solve the problems.

Posted by: henry at December 12, 2019 11:04 AM (JMDly)

11 Good rant.

Posted by: tbodie at December 12, 2019 11:04 AM (XpCzL)

12 Some pol in Oakland wants to put the homeless on a cruise ship....where have I heard that before?

Posted by: BignJames at December 12, 2019 11:05 AM (X/Pw5)

13 We could build homeless shelters, and call them " mental hospitals". Crazy talk, I know.

Posted by: tubal at December 12, 2019 11:05 AM (90T4r)

14 Saw Skid Row open for Poison at the Forum in 1991.

I remember you.

Posted by: JC. Just JC. at December 12, 2019 11:06 AM (377Zs)

15 Democrats are enemies of the people. They flat reject Constitutional norms. They are in open rebellion in the House of Representatives.

We now are living in dangerous times.

Posted by: torabora at December 12, 2019 11:06 AM (M9bB2)

16 Time for another look at Midnight Basketball?

Posted by: Bruce at December 12, 2019 11:06 AM (vd8XM)

17 So what's the disconnect? With the economy roaring along, with record low unemployment and wages rising it doesn't seem like it is a lack of jobs.
.......

The pat answer is that LA is a warm climate.. and has a government that tolerates homeless on the streets.

So, those that want to be homeless and live on the street, gravitate to LA from all over the state and all over the country.

It would make a good sociological study to document the backgrounds and origins of those people.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 12, 2019 11:06 AM (so+oy)

18 ... sumthin' sumthin' getting what you voted for good and hard...

Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 12, 2019 11:06 AM (48RE5)

19 1. Wall off LA

2. Ship all of the homeless, the illegals, the insane, etc. there

3. Laissez la bon temps rouler

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at December 12, 2019 11:07 AM (RD7QR)

20 Drugs and the closing of almost all mental health hospitals is causing this.


Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 12, 2019 11:04 AM (JUOKG)


This answer has been steadily ignored for the last forty years.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 12, 2019 11:07 AM (hLRSq)

21 Free range schizophrenics are better than penned up schizophrenics, obviously.

Posted by: tubal at December 12, 2019 11:07 AM (90T4r)

22 So the next facile and simplistic answer is that there is insufficient mental health assistance available to them, so they flounder about and end up homeless, or remain homeless.


********

This dilemma was touched on in the comments of The Morning Report this morning. When you are using Other People's Money to provide mental health treatments there comes a limit. When the money "runs out" or is insufficient to fund the demand, the government slashes the reimbursement rates, which results in decreased availability of those services. Every single time.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 12, 2019 11:07 AM (m45I2)

23 Some pol in Oakland wants to put the homeless on a cruise ship....where have I heard that before?
Posted by: BignJames at December 12, 2019 11:05 AM (X/Pw5)

Deck cargo on submarines.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2019 11:08 AM (/sgva)

24 Gulags might be an all purpose solution, the mentally ill and Democrats, but I repeat myself.

Posted by: rammajamma at December 12, 2019 11:08 AM (wgOzc)

25 when I say 'fund the demand' I meant 'pay for the services that are being demanded;

Posted by: Muldoon at December 12, 2019 11:09 AM (m45I2)

26 Didja see this solution?

An Oakland city official wants to explore the possibility of using a cruise ship to house up to 1,000 homeless people in the Bay Area, which is suffering from a shortage of affordable housing and a rise in homelessness.

https://cbsn.ws/38wWlSY

I'm OK with this so long as the ship sails to Venezuela, disembarks the passengers, and returns for another cargo.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2019 11:09 AM (+y/Ru)

27 Hannity threw out a Tick Tock to Benjamin Wittes.


Moar nothingburger!

Posted by: Zero Prosecutions Zero Raids at December 12, 2019 11:09 AM (6A9Kg)

28 Skid row is the worst manmade disaster in the United States.

Nickleback was worse.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at December 12, 2019 11:09 AM (xkSJa)

29 Make Loonie Bins Great Again!

Posted by: Roland THTG at December 12, 2019 11:09 AM (88+cf)

30 In my town, they'll sit out on a street corner in the blazing sun or freezing cold for 8 or 9 hours begging for change but won't just get jobs. And we have a roaring economy and tons of jobs here. Which tells me that either that they do better begging than working, or they're just plain lazy.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 12, 2019 11:09 AM (U7qMl)

31 Los Angeles Is Spending Over $1 Billion To House the Homeless. It's Failing.


________



"You get more of what you subsidize and less of what you tax." -- Econ 101 by the evil white patriarchy or something

Posted by: ShainS at December 12, 2019 11:09 AM (WqPYg)

32 Odd that the big blue cities are the biggest shit holes. Wonder why? Hmmmm.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2019 11:09 AM (r7Fvf)

33 The pat answer is that LA is a warm climate.. and has a government that tolerates homeless on the streets.

So, those that want to be homeless and live on the street, gravitate to LA from all over the state and all over the country.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 12, 2019 11:06 AM (so+oy)

Wait 'til LA starts covertly shipping them to Fla.

Posted by: BignJames at December 12, 2019 11:09 AM (X/Pw5)

34 Two things to consider:

A LARGE fraction of bums who have mental illness got that way as side effects of their recreational drug abuse. The commies love to flip that by saying that mentally ill bums only take illegal drugs because they are self-medicating. Which is utter bullshit in the vast number of cases.

As for the young, late teen-early 20s bums, a big part of that is that is because there's a lefty cultural cachet to spending some time as a "homeless" person as part of gaining "life experience" instead of actually working on a proper education or getting a fucking job.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 12, 2019 11:10 AM (kw0bd)

35 Y'know, it occurs to me that the real reason the Dems are freaked out about Trump demanding Ukraine deal with its corruption if it wants US dollars is that...well, they fear it might start getting applied here...

Posted by: Brother Cavil
Democrats, Media, and Deep State:
Hostis Humani Generis
at December 12, 2019 11:10 AM (Rvlwi)

36 The ladies loved Skid Row though. Sometime you had to put up with that. As hair metal bands go, you could do a lot worse.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 12, 2019 11:10 AM (U7qMl)

37 Some pol in Oakland wants to put the homeless on a cruise ship....where have I heard that before?
Posted by: BignJames at December 12, 2019 11:05 AM (X/Pw5)

So much norovirus

Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 12, 2019 11:10 AM (48RE5)

38 The repubs pretty well destroyed the initial media interpretations of Horowitz's report.

It now appears the media will be working over time to declare Bill Barr an enemy of democracy.

That was my takeaway from this morning's CNN and Morning Joke sirrius radio review.

Posted by: DanMan at December 12, 2019 11:10 AM (XTiHL)

39 Would it be a bad thing if a plague swept through Los Angeles and San Francisco?

Posted by: Guzalot at December 12, 2019 11:10 AM (prSvo)

40 Now we will soon find out that the homeless crisis in LA is really the result of Ukraine interferring in the LA elections, and Trumpf! made them do it.

Please Hillary, run in 2020 and save us from Drumpf! the Nazi -Hitler Putin Stooge!

He's a BAD MAN!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at December 12, 2019 11:10 AM (vcOmj)

41 1. Wall off LA

2. Ship all of the homeless, the illegals, the insane, etc. there

3. Laissez la bon temps rouler

-
I assume your plan includes Hollywood.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2019 11:11 AM (+y/Ru)

42 says Rev. Andy Bales, CEO of Skid Row's Union Rescue Mission, the nation's largest private homeless shelter. He lost his leg to staph infection he contracted while serving the homeless on Skid Row.


Dude, that is serious dedication.
Bordering on insanity.
But serious nonetheless.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2019 11:11 AM (BN/jk)

43 Some pol in Oakland wants to put the homeless on a cruise ship....where have I heard that before?

Posted by: BignJames at December 12, 2019 11:05 AM (X/Pw5)


Of course! They're a natural conservative constituency!

Posted by: Cruise Director Bill K at December 12, 2019 11:11 AM (Y+/QX)

44 So what's the solution? I think it is obvious; society needs the ability to institutionalize the mentally ill ...


_______



"Escape From New York" was prescient.

Posted by: ShainS at December 12, 2019 11:12 AM (WqPYg)

45 Some pol in Oakland wants to put the homeless on a cruise ship....

Posted by: BignJames at December 12, 2019 11:05 AM (X/Pw5)

Can you imagine the difficulty of policing a cruise ship with 1,000 homeless on board?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 12, 2019 11:12 AM (wYseH)

46 Would it be a bad thing if a plague swept through Los Angeles and San Francisco?

It would have to kill before the infected could reach the airport.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at December 12, 2019 11:12 AM (xkSJa)

47 Some pol in Oakland wants to put the homeless on a cruise ship....where have I heard that before?
Posted by: BignJames


And sink it?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2019 11:12 AM (BN/jk)

48 30 In my town, they'll sit out on a street corner in the blazing sun or freezing cold for 8 or 9 hours begging for change but won't just get jobs. And we have a roaring economy and tons of jobs here. Which tells me that either that they do better begging than working, or they're just plain lazy.

Posted by: Guy Smiley
=========================

I read somewhere that panhandlers can bring in upwards of $50 K a year, untaxed.

Posted by: Guzalot at December 12, 2019 11:13 AM (prSvo)

49 I think that there needs to be more solutions than punitive ones such as immigration policy that shuts out people who will be nothing more than criminals and leeches.

We need an economy that gives more low-skilled, low-intellect people opportunities for work. We need a military which does a better job helping vets transition back into society and does a better job caring for those who cannot, or who take longer. We need to stop encouraging and helping people in their addictions and to move them out of that. We need to have more economic freedom for charities and donors to charities (meaning: less taxation and regulation) so that they can help care for those who cannot care for themselves.

Certainly cities need to stop incentivizing and encouraging homelessness. Salem is looking at setting up showers and special shelters so bums can take advantage of them. Setting aside city parks for bums to camp in. That's the wrong approach entirely, its encouraging more, not working to have fewer.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 11:13 AM (KZzsI)

50 Did anyone mention Thomas Dolby in the 2 hit wonder thread ?

Posted by: REDACTED at December 12, 2019 11:13 AM (rpxSz)

51 Amen Monkey. And my poor blind neighbors can't see this here in beautiful Failifornia

Posted by: Pete Bog at December 12, 2019 11:13 AM (Ltv6g)

52 Morning Horde! Yeah Monkey. Glad LA has every other problem solved and have one BILLION dollars available to spend on non-taxpayers

Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at December 12, 2019 11:13 AM (PYdI2)

53 Maybe John Carpenter could remake "Escape from LA" as a documentary.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at December 12, 2019 11:14 AM (IttZ7)

54 The Democrats see the homeless as an opportunity.
Create a mess.
Demand money to fix it.
Steal/squander the money.
Also works in schools and transportation projects.

Posted by: Billy Bob at December 12, 2019 11:14 AM (CtCgo)

55 The fact the homeless are drawn to warm climate cities is part of the reason there are worse things than living in a small town with a cold climate.
I'll deal with the lack of Broadway plays.

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 12, 2019 11:14 AM (dtmnp)

56 Can you imagine the difficulty of policing a cruise ship with 1,000 homeless on board?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 12, 2019 11:12 AM (wYseH)

What's to police? Cast it adrift with like 6 months provisions and let them go all Lord of the Flies.

Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 12, 2019 11:14 AM (48RE5)

57 Sir Conan Doyle,
The Man with the Twisted Lip- 1891

Begging is not new, and has generally been profitable... and largely was outlawed in the early U.S. for a reason.

Posted by: MarkY at December 12, 2019 11:15 AM (i022r)

58 Mental hospitals serve, or rather served, a purpose, for the mentally ill, and society. Their revival is a non starter, considering our culture. Hell, we live in a time when incapacitated geriatrics can't have bed rails on their beds, can't be strapped into their wheel chairs.

Posted by: tubal at December 12, 2019 11:15 AM (90T4r)

59 12
Some pol in Oakland wants to put the homeless on a cruise ship....where have I heard that before?

Posted by: BignJames at December 12, 2019 11:05 AM (X/Pw5)

_______


I remember some libertarians proposing "seasteading" and living independently from governments on ships at sea.

Posted by: ShainS at December 12, 2019 11:15 AM (WqPYg)

60
The pat answer is that LA is a warm climate.. and has a government that tolerates homeless on the streets.

So, those that want to be homeless and live on the street, gravitate to LA from all over the state and all over the country.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 12, 2019 11:06 AM (so+oy)

Wait 'til LA starts covertly shipping them to Fla.
Posted by: BignJames at December 12, 2019 11:09 AM (X/Pw5)






LAPD and other LE agencies already got busted a few years back for picking up vagrants en masse in the good parts of town (for values of "good" as it applies to Los Angeles), and instead of taking them to local shelters or jail as appropriate, they'd drive them all the way across the LA Basin to Skid Row and dump them at the front door of a shelter.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 12, 2019 11:15 AM (kw0bd)

61 36 The ladies loved Skid Row though. Sometime you had to put up with that. As hair metal bands go, you could do a lot worse.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 12, 2019 11:10 AM (U7qMl)

Sebastian Bach did have a great voice

Posted by: josephistan at December 12, 2019 11:15 AM (7HtZB)

62 The unemployment numbers are also a national average.

There are pockets of high unemployment, I know, I live in one.

Central Valley Calif., we are north of 9% in published figures, and probably more like 12- 13% in real numbers.

And if you are not bilingual? You won't get hired for just about any job.

Posted by: Don Q at December 12, 2019 11:15 AM (NgKpN)

63 This country looks more like the one depicted in one of Kurt Schlicter's books every day. I used to think that national separation talk was tin foil hat nuts. Now I seriously think about how and when can Upstate NY break away from NYC/South and form its own territory -- and if not how can I get my family Texas?

Posted by: Agent Cooper at December 12, 2019 11:15 AM (iAwUQ)

64 In the early 1990's, I had a friend that kept bailing out her ne'er-do-well son. He fit the typical profile: couldn't hold a job because of mental issues and drug addiction. She kept posting bail, paying his rent, paying for rehab, paying...paying...paying.

She would not hear she was exacerbating his problems, but she felt guilty b/c of the bad breakup of her marriage to the boy's father, blah blah blah....

Finally, she came to her senses, and stopped the subsidies to his reckless life.

Whaddya know. Two years later he cleaned up his act. Got clean, got a job. Got married. Had kids. Last I heard, was taking care of his elderly mother and step-dad.

Posted by: Flyover EDKH at December 12, 2019 11:16 AM (Rbu5d)

65 homelessness is primarily a mix of mental health crisis and addiction crisis

temporary homelessness - going thru rough financial times - is a tiny minority of the problem - probably around 10%

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 12, 2019 11:16 AM (G546f)

66 When the money "runs out" or is insufficient to
fund the demand, the government slashes the reimbursement rates, which
results in decreased availability of those services. Every single time.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 12, 2019 11:07 AM (m45I2)

This is why a free-market driven healthcare system is the only thing that will save us.

The insanity that the elites affect that healthcare is some specialized right that is independent of the laws of economics and human behavior is the biggest indication that they are just too stupid to function without government largess and should be put down...for the children!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 12, 2019 11:16 AM (wYseH)

67 FWIW streetwalkers with the means to travel also prefer working in warmer cities.

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 12, 2019 11:17 AM (dtmnp)

68 The pat answer is that LA is a warm climate.. and has a government that tolerates homeless on the streets.


_______



Also, California proudly publicizes that they provide the most welfare benefits of any state -- so come one, come all!

Posted by: ShainS at December 12, 2019 11:17 AM (WqPYg)

69 Can you imagine the difficulty of policing a cruise ship with 1,000 homeless on board?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

The Bum Boat, soon will be making another run.
The Bum Boat, Promises something for everyone...

Posted by: Bruce at December 12, 2019 11:17 AM (vd8XM)

70 Skid Row -> Down on Skid Row -> Little Shop of Horrors = Ellen Greene hawt!

Posted by: astronaut achmed at December 12, 2019 11:18 AM (eJcTj)

71 The pat answer from our elites is that rising housing prices push out the people on the margins

99% of us can't afford those houses. So we don't buy them. It's pretty simple.

Posted by: t-bird at December 12, 2019 11:18 AM (VP1E6)

72 19 1. Wall off LA

2. Ship all of the homeless, the illegals, the insane, etc. there

3. Laissez la bon temps rouler
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at December 12, 2019 11:07 AM (RD7QR)


Bonus: Kurt Russell's already there!

Posted by: Flyover EDKH at December 12, 2019 11:18 AM (Rbu5d)

73 Closing Mental Institutions Made Us More Vulnerable to Mass Shootings.

Yeah, but -

The Dims lo-o-o-o-ove mass shootings cuz it's a crisis they can use to gain power and get money.

They practically drool with greed every time they hold one of their post-shooting "anti-gun" rallies.


And, also -

like the prison population, the Dims would lose a largish chunk of their voters if the insane, drug-addicted, etc were treated and isolated. Maybe 3-5% Dim voters for sure.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 12, 2019 11:18 AM (9X624)

74 50 Did anyone mention Thomas Dolby in the 2 hit wonder thread ?

Was the other one "One of Our Submarines"?

I loved that one,

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 12, 2019 11:18 AM (U7qMl)

75 67 FWIW streetwalkers with the means to travel also prefer working in warmer cities.
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 12, 2019 11:17 AM (dtmnp)


Hard to look sexy in snow pants.

Posted by: tubal at December 12, 2019 11:18 AM (90T4r)

76 We had a couple staying on our place that were both homeless at one point. If you asked them why they were homeless, they said "drugs". They were tweakers. Both are dead now, one from a heart attack and the other from a brain bleed.

I had a fight on Facebook with someone trying to tell me the homeless have nothing. One look at this tent camps will tell you that is a lie. They collect stuff, to the point of being hoarders. We can save some of them, if we can get them off drugs.

Posted by: notsothoreau at December 12, 2019 11:18 AM (JKNZq)

77 I remember some libertarians proposing "seasteading" and living independently from governments on ships at sea.
Posted by: ShainS

How Dare YOU!!

...Greta von Scoldyface...

Posted by: Bruce at December 12, 2019 11:19 AM (vd8XM)

78 Some famous hard heart once said "the poor will always be with us" But unable to pay rent on a LA or SF apartment on ones salary does not mean "have to live on the street, in a falling apart RV or may as well just live in a tent and beg at the roadside. It means "you'll have to deal with roommates" -- try telling every service member who had a bunk on a ship or in an army barracks that its cruel to have to put up with sharing living space ya crybabies, or more like ya politicians who see graft in demanding more resources 'to help the poor to keep them off the streets'

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at December 12, 2019 11:19 AM (n4y+3)

79 Skid row is the worst manmade disaster in the United States. There's human waste on the sidewalks.


********

Skid mark row

Posted by: Muldoon at December 12, 2019 11:03 AM



Damnit. I just put new tape on my 'puter's camera.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 12, 2019 11:19 AM (axyOa)

80 also call me heartless
free narcan to revive any ODed person
is crazy

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 12, 2019 11:19 AM (G546f)

81 ot: re: raskin (d-md)

your over the top outright lies regarding our potus will come back to haunt you. karma...it's a bitch.

Posted by: trapper's girl at December 12, 2019 11:19 AM (Vugy1)

82 Maybe John Carpenter could remake "Escape from LA" as a documentary.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes


"Escape from Norwegian Bliss".

With 16 bars and lounges on our 168,028 ton ship, one is always drunk!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2019 11:20 AM (BN/jk)

83 The wife loved Skid Row when we were dating. I was never much a metal/hair band guy. Meh. I think the closest I came was Bon Jovi. I didn't hate metal etc. It was just never my thing.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2019 11:20 AM (r7Fvf)

84
The fact the homeless are drawn to warm climate cities is part of the reason there are worse things than living in a small town with a cold climate.
I'll deal with the lack of Broadway plays.
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 12, 2019 11:14 AM (dtmnp)






The commie asswipes that swoon about how fucking awesome their cities are because they get road shows of Broadway plays are full of shit. Because 99% of them NEVER attend one of those plays, it's just about bragging rights.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 12, 2019 11:20 AM (kw0bd)

85 Oh, Hyperactive was the other Dolby hit.

Or was that "Dubly"?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 12, 2019 11:20 AM (U7qMl)

86 I'm cheering for the bums in California. I hope they poop on the doorsteps, every morning, of every leftist idiot in the city. Go bums!

Posted by: Orangemanverybad at December 12, 2019 11:20 AM (G5NiZ)

87 41 1. Wall off LA

2. Ship all of the homeless, the illegals, the insane, etc. there

3. Laissez la bon temps rouler

-
I assume your plan includes Hollywood.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2019 11:11 AM (+y/Ru)

Oh God yes. I assume that they will be like well-armed Roman villas in the late fifth century, which would be hilarious.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at December 12, 2019 11:20 AM (RD7QR)

88 34
...
As for the young, late teen-early 20s bums, a big part of that is that is because there's a lefty cultural cachet to spending some time as a "homeless" person as part of gaining "life experience" instead of actually working on a proper education or getting a fucking job.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 12, 2019 11:10 AM (kw0bd)

I think that's a big part of the current "live in a van" trend.

Posted by: Flyover EDKH at December 12, 2019 11:20 AM (Rbu5d)

89 also call me heartless
free narcan to revive any ODed person
is crazy

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 12, 2019 11:19 AM (G546f)

I disagree. But they get two chances. After two? let them die.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 12, 2019 11:21 AM (wYseH)

90 sure give them.narcan
but charge them fir ut
like any other EMS service

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 12, 2019 11:21 AM (G546f)

91 Yeah there is no way to eliminate begging or homeless. Period. Even back when cops could throw someone out of town for being a "vagrant" and you could be tossed into an insane asylum against your will, back when begging was brutally shamed... there were still bums. Its not going to go away, as Jesus said.

But its better to have a society which as as little as possible and does not encourage homelessness by rewarding it, combined with a society of compassion that helps people out of it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 11:21 AM (KZzsI)

92 I am all for institutionalizing the mentally ill as long as there are sufficient safeguards put in place to ensure that commies cannot use this as a weapon to institutionalize conservatives, etc. who oppose them on political/social grounds, a la the Soviet Union.

Posted by: Archer at December 12, 2019 11:21 AM (gmo/4)

93 Cinderella, in their earliest days, were one of the better Hair Metallers.

Saw them open for David Lee Roth on their first tour, and they were really good.

(Roth himself killed it.)

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 12, 2019 11:21 AM (U7qMl)

94 It's not so much that they are lazy. It's a mindset. I've known people that would rather run some scam than work a regular job. One guy was working a mine for iron, using hand tools. It would have been a lot easier to work at a job.

Posted by: notsothoreau at December 12, 2019 11:22 AM (JKNZq)

95 Speaking of those wacky Americans and the crazy ass shit they do . . .

Study proposes adding exercise amounts needed to burn off calorie content to food labels

. . . .

Under the proposed system, a small bar of chocolate would carry a label informing consumers that it would take 23 minutes of running or 46 minutes of walking to burn off the 230 calories it contains.

. . . .

Ludham-Raine said PACE "could be extremely problematic" for those with eating disorders as it suggests that food needs to be "earnt or burnt off."

https://bit.ly/2rHkchX

Can't win for losing. Big Nanny wants to force feed you diet/exercise information but Big Nanny is afraid that yoy can't handle the truth.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2019 11:22 AM (+y/Ru)

96 Can you imagine the difficulty of policing a cruise ship with 1,000 homeless on board?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


Depending on the ship, you could have 1700 crew and 4,000 druggies.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2019 11:22 AM (BN/jk)

97
The commie asswipes that swoon about how fucking awesome their cities are because they get road shows of Broadway plays are full of shit. Because 99% of them NEVER attend one of those plays, it's just about bragging rights.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 12, 2019 11:20 AM



The commie asswipes in Seattle chuckle ever damn day since they get to tax three counties to help pay for their crap. Gawd I hate that place.
The only thing it has gong for it is that it rains enough to keep the smell from the human waste down.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 12, 2019 11:22 AM (axyOa)

98 OK, math.

Estimated homeless population in California on any given day: 129,000ish.

State spends a billion.

That's, $7700 and change each.

This is why you don't let government do stuff at the individual level. Ever.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 12, 2019 11:22 AM (Boy/L)

99 I think that's a big part of the current "live in a van" trend.

But there's only so many parking spaces down by the river.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at December 12, 2019 11:22 AM (xkSJa)

100 Skid Row was one of the better hair metal bands, enough that it kinda wasn't one despite having a pretty boy lead singer

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 11:22 AM (KZzsI)

101 You want to disincentivize it?

Unannounced morning sidewalk washings with firehoses.

Posted by: t-bird at December 12, 2019 11:22 AM (dBiBP)

102 The insanity that the elites affect that healthcare is some specialized right that is independent of the laws of economics and human behavior...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo



**********

Mental health professionals pretend to treat mental illness and the government pretends to pay them. Win-Win.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 12, 2019 11:23 AM (m45I2)

103 Saw Skid Row open for Poison at the Forum in 1991.

Saw solo Don Dokken open for Poison in '87. There was a power outage midway through Poison's set but it came back pretty quickly. Nowadays they'd have to wait for all the computers and crap to restart.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 12, 2019 11:23 AM (ZGrMX)

104 92 I am all for institutionalizing the mentally ill as long as there are sufficient safeguards put in place to ensure that commies cannot use this as a weapon to institutionalize conservatives, etc. who oppose them on political/social grounds, a la the Soviet Union.
Posted by: Archer at December 12, 2019 11:21 AM (gmo/4)

Yeah, what he said

Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 12, 2019 11:23 AM (48RE5)

105 But there's only so many parking spaces down by the river.


Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at December 12, 2019 11:22 AM (xkSJa)

Thread winner.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at December 12, 2019 11:23 AM (iAwUQ)

106 Cinderella, in their earliest days, were one of the better Hair Metallers.

Damn good band with a bunch of great songs, but the lead singer's voice was just not very good and hurt them in the end.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 11:23 AM (KZzsI)

107 As for the young, late teen-early 20s bums, a big part of that is that is because there's a lefty cultural cachet to spending some time as a "homeless" person as part of gaining "life experience" instead of actually working on a proper education or getting a fucking job.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 12, 2019 11:10 AM (kw0bd)

I think that's a big part of the current "live in a van" trend.
Posted by: Flyover EDKH at December 12, 2019


*
*

It may be a current fad, but when I lived in Denver in the late '90s, I heard that doing this, pretending they're homeless, was the latest thing among the kids.

I suggest that there weren't many of them doing it in the winter in Colorado. The summer, sure.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 12, 2019 11:24 AM (Ejm1K)

108 I saw a video last night of a mass snatch and grab at a Sears store. I believe it was in LA. Three people running out the door with a full arm's load of clothes. It's the new decriminalization laws.

Posted by: notsothoreau at December 12, 2019 11:25 AM (JKNZq)

109 Bonus: Kurt Russell's already there!

Posted by: Flyover EDKH at December 12, 2019 11:18 AM (Rbu5d)

______


Heh. I think he lives in Santa Barbara -- but close enough and funny nonetheless.

Posted by: ShainS at December 12, 2019 11:25 AM (WqPYg)

110 "Under the proposed system, a small bar of chocolate would carry a label informing consumers that it would take 23 minutes of running or 46 minutes of walking to burn off the 230 calories it contains."

Here's my proposed system. STFU and just tell people what's in it and let them decide. Shaming someone is not goin to do it. I don't eat sweets much but when I do I don't want to be lectured. It would be like having Greta Scoldilocks (thanks Fenelon!) tell me I shouldn't turn up the heat because I am cold. GFY. If someone had a weight problem they probably already know that. It's called a mirror.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2019 11:25 AM (r7Fvf)

111 Homelessness is getting prime attention in the Seacoast area of NH. All the shelters are full. Plus these shelters have a high(er) barrier of entry - must remain sober, etc. Yet there are still tent cities sprinkled around. Housing is very expensive around us, but there is also lots of work available - for those who want to work. Drugs is a HUGE problem and when you look at a police blotter, 2/3 of those arrested are homeless, and are released on PR back into the community before the cop finishes his paperwork.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 12, 2019 11:25 AM (N39Ws)

112 Actually, a hobo is an itinerant agricultural worker. The word "hobo" is thought to come from "Hoe Boy," which in itself shows at least an acceptance that work is sometimes necessary. I know we make jokes about them here on the AOShq, but they move along - they don't stay in one place and become a drag on social services. I wouldn't lump them in with being a bum or a vagrant.

Posted by: CtHillary, Dead but Dreaming... at December 12, 2019 11:25 AM (JXKKq)

113 skid row

they made their mark

Posted by: REDACTED at December 12, 2019 11:25 AM (rpxSz)

114 State spends a billion.

That's, $7700 and change each.


That's a billion dollars that go into a government program. $7700 in cash each will not come out it.

Posted by: t-bird at December 12, 2019 11:25 AM (VP1E6)

115 Wait 'til LA starts covertly shipping them to Fla.
Posted by: BignJames at December 12, 2019 11:09 AM (X/Pw5)

Nothing covert about it. It happened in the 80s/90s when Miami and LA got into a pissing contest and judges from both cities were ordering bums, derelicts and the mentally ill onto flights to the other coast.

Posted by: mrtmz at December 12, 2019 11:26 AM (m/Gc2)

116 338 Here is a real-life anti-Scoldilocks: Naomi Seibt



https://tinyurl.com/t35d8p3



Brave, BRAVE girl

Posted by: Marybeth at December 12, 2019 10:51 AM (CmURZ)

From previous thread. Saw it too late.Naomi has a youtube channel and she's done one or two videos in English.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1x0-hzWNE8Brittany Pettibone interviewed her, IIRC.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at December 12, 2019 11:26 AM (XzVUd)

117 I am all for institutionalizing the mentally ill as long as there are sufficient safeguards put in place to ensure that commies cannot use this as a weapon to institutionalize conservatives, etc. who oppose them on political/social grounds, a la the Soviet Union.

Posted by: Archer at December 12, 2019 11:21 AM (gmo/4)

A good safeguard might be the ability to challenge your committal in a neutral jurisdiction (IE, neither the one you live in, nor the one where you are institutionalized).

And make politicizing psychiatry a hanging offense.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at December 12, 2019 11:26 AM (J+mig)

118 Fuck Pixy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1x0-hzWNE8

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at December 12, 2019 11:26 AM (XzVUd)

119 But part of me is laughing and pointing at California, which has joined the mentally ill in behaving contrary to all of the things we have learned about society.

There was a viral video yesterday of some thieves running out of a Sears in California with armloads of stolen clothing; using the notorious Prop 47 discount, your first $950 of stolen retail is on the store because the the police won't arrest and the store won't prosecute.

Here's a mainstream news media article about it.

https://is.gd/Q2Cs5K

You will find in that article no mention of California's "Shoplifting Up to $950 will not be prosecuted" policy. Instead, they repost Tweets chuckling at the idea that thieves would target Sears, of all places.

And the very first comment under the story explains how shoplifting is OK because stores underpay their workers.

California.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at December 12, 2019 11:26 AM (BeYX8)

120
ctl+f bums

ctl+f hobos

ctl+f enablers

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I support medically approved diets for anorexics who are trapped in fat girls' bodies at December 12, 2019 11:27 AM (rImxe)

121 77

How Dare YOU!!



...Greta von Scoldyface...

Posted by: Bruce at December 12, 2019 11:19 AM (vd8XM)

Just to let you know, I'm gonna have to steal that. Thanks!

Posted by: Lurker Extraordinaire at December 12, 2019 11:27 AM (MfR/g)

122 I used to have a job where hiring Day laborers was common just to clean up the jobsite and such. We MIGHT get a solid 3 hours of effort out of a 6-8 hour shift. I started a "Still getting sloppy work from you by 930 and you're out, keep working and you'll get paid for 8 hours rule". Word got around pretty quick and we found it harder to get temp workers to come to our sites.

Moral of the story? Some (not all) people are just parasites and really don't want to be part of society, no matter what you do to help them. Stop enabling them.

Posted by: IP - Still a dude at December 12, 2019 11:27 AM (cn3ZE)

123 I suggest that there weren't many of them doing it in the winter in Colorado. The summer, sure.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 12, 2019 11:24 AM (Ejm1K)

Yep, that's how it is here in Fort Collins. Hobos galore in the spring, summer and fall, no hobos in the winter.

The city thinned out a wooded area by a creek by my place, where the hobos were sleeping at nioght, so last summer we were hobo-free in my 'hood, thank the Lord.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 12, 2019 11:27 AM (U7qMl)

124 Damn good band with a bunch of great songs, but the lead singer's voice was just not very good and hurt them in the end.

Disagree. Kiefer was excellent and had great stage presence (shy as hell offstage). The issue was timing. At their peak, they ran head long into Nirvana and the Bleach grunge awfulness. Rock and roll was supposed to fun and the hair metal guys were fun.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 12, 2019 11:27 AM (Boy/L)

125 "Under the proposed system, a small bar of chocolate would carry a label informing consumers that it would take 23 minutes of running or 46 minutes of walking to burn off the 230 calories it contains."

Sure Nancy, you don't even read the directions on your Poligrip to keep your choppers from rattling around.

Posted by: Bruce at December 12, 2019 11:27 AM (vd8XM)

126 It would be helpful to cut the welfare to them, deport the illegals and let them find jobs. I don't see the will to do the first two, any more than they will do something about the drug issues. They do not want to solve this as there is too much money in it for the bureaucrats and their friends.

Posted by: notsothoreau at December 12, 2019 11:27 AM (JKNZq)

127 When something gets too awful to go on any longer, it doesn't.

Eventually the pain level that liberals have to endure to live & work in CA cities will get too high. There is already, as everyone knows, a net out-migration from CA. But that's not the real story even, which is that middle class taxpayers are leaving & illegal aliens/"the homeless" are flooding in... but even the derelicts can't stop the net outflow.

Posted by: mnw at December 12, 2019 11:27 AM (Cssks)

128 So what's the disconnect? With the economy roaring along, with record low unemployment and wages rising it doesn't seem like it is a lack of jobs. The pat answer from our elites is that rising housing prices push out the people on the margins, who then must live on the streets. But that seems a bit simplistic, since as I mentioned, the vast majority of these people are batshit crazy, addicts, drunks, or a combination of all three.


In fairness, rising housing prices DO push out the people on the margins, who then must live on the streets. Sure they have mental and drug problems, but that just makes them that much more on the margins.

The same Leftists in Cali who want unchecked immigration also do their level best to block housing development. I can only conclude they WANT homeless people as some kind of political weapon.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 12, 2019 11:28 AM (ujg0T)

129 Cheeky monkey.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2019 11:28 AM (lUcEx)

130 76
...
We can save some of them, if we can get them off drugs.
Posted by: notsothoreau at December 12, 2019 11:18 AM (JKNZq)


Slight disagreement.

WE cannot save them. They have to save themselves, with their "higher power."
12 steps, parts 1-6.

Posted by: Flyover EDKH at December 12, 2019 11:28 AM (Rbu5d)

131 There was a viral video yesterday of some thieves running out of a Sears in California with armloads of stolen clothing; using the notorious Prop 47 discount, your first $950 of stolen retail is on the store because the the police won't arrest and the store won't prosecute.

Here's a mainstream news media article about it.

https://is.gd/Q2Cs5K

--

Hopefully they can at least be charged with assaulting the white guy.

Not a hate crime, though. Because reasons.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I support medically approved diets for anorexics who are trapped in fat girls' bodies at December 12, 2019 11:28 AM (rImxe)

132 I propose a free drug giveaway day
as much heroin/crack/meth as you like
one day only
on some island somewhere
no passage out of the island for 7 days after

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 12, 2019 11:28 AM (G546f)

133 Speaking of mentally ill, someone crashed through a security gate here in his pickup in the wee hours, and was found parked in a couple's yard.

They approached the truck, and found a woman's wig and a cowboy hat on the ground outside the driver's side door. They banged on the window, and a guy got out, dressed in torn women's leggings with the butt torn out, and appeared confused and didn't know where he was.

Anyhow, he's been taken into custody. Yikes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 12, 2019 11:28 AM (ptqGC)

134 Can you imagine the difficulty of policing a cruise ship with 1,000 homeless on board?

**********


♫♪♫

The Looooooove Boat
Promises something for everyone
The Looooove Boat
Soon will be making another run.

/Your ship's purser, Gopher

Posted by: Muldoon at December 12, 2019 11:29 AM (m45I2)

135 How Dare YOU!!

...Greta von Scoldyface...

-
One of my idiot friends had a plan. Rig a can of black spray paint on a drone and paint a Hitler 'stache on Grunta's SanFran mural.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2019 11:29 AM (+y/Ru)

136 And the very first comment under the story explains how shoplifting is OK because stores underpay their workers.

Following that logic shoplifting hurts the underpaid workers directly by reducing the inventory that they can steal.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at December 12, 2019 11:29 AM (xkSJa)

137 Fighting for Germany

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9N0Y-9tqIbs

Brittany Sellner (nee Pettibone) interview.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at December 12, 2019 11:29 AM (XzVUd)

138 ..Greta von Scoldyface...

Posted by: Bruce at December 12, 2019 11:19 AM (vd8XM)

Just to let you know, I'm gonna have to steal that. Thanks!
Posted by: Lurker Extraordinaire at December 12, 2019 11:27 AM

Dear Scoldilocks. In honor of your person of the year award. I am going to turn up the heat in my home and light a fire. To light it I will use a Time magazine, because that's all it's good for.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2019 11:29 AM (r7Fvf)

139 28 Skid row is the worst manmade disaster in the United States.

Nickleback was worse.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at December 12, 2019 11:09 AM (xkSJa)



In fairness, Nickleback are Canucks.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 12, 2019 11:29 AM (ujg0T)

140 I'm amazed the Left is so in love with homelessness.

I usually can understand a liberal outlook, it's usually just about them getting hooked up (like say showering the public sector with more money) or they really hate religion and traditional values (which is why the new ultra rich are bankrolling Democrats)

But what constituency is homelessness? It's only liberal voters that suffer and have to have buckets of diaherria thrown on them. It's not like homeless people are some important voting bloc.

Posted by: Blago at December 12, 2019 11:29 AM (sjTfF)

141 Not sure most of the "homeless" [as you point out CBD, even that term/concept is very misleading] problem/surge is due to subsidies/perverse incentives [unlike, say, carbon-focused energy and "environmental" crap, which is entirely an artificial market/demand, and would cease to exist except on the fringes, like Tesla novelty vehicles, without massive distortions/subsidies].


Permissive environment overall, yes, maybe not mostly $$, though.



Posted by: rhomboid at December 12, 2019 11:29 AM (El6T/)

142 Kiefer was excellent and had great stage presence (shy as hell offstage). The issue was timing. At their peak, they ran head long into Nirvana and the Bleach grunge awfulness.

I didn't hate grunge (Alice in Chains' 90s records are *still* fricking amazing, RIP Layne) but yeah several bands got unfairly wiped out by its rise.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 12, 2019 11:30 AM (ZGrMX)

143 101
You want to disincentivize it?



Unannounced morning sidewalk washings with firehoses.

Posted by: t-bird at December 12, 2019 11:22 AM (dBiBP)

_______


By Navy SEAL instructors practicing for hell week.

Posted by: ShainS at December 12, 2019 11:30 AM (WqPYg)

144 We need a tribute or memorial to "The Unknown Moron".

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at December 12, 2019 11:30 AM (2sCft)

145
Actually, a hobo is an itinerant agricultural worker. The word "hobo" is
thought to come from "Hoe Boy," which in itself shows at least an
acceptance that work is sometimes necessary.

Posted by: CtHillary, Dead but Dreaming... at December 12, 2019 11:25 AM (JXKKq)

I did not know that!

Thanks....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 12, 2019 11:30 AM (wYseH)

146 We can save some of them, if we can get them off drugs.

Posted by: notsothoreau at December 12, 2019 11:18 AM (JKNZq)

--

Yeah, I'd probably be okay with some of the taxpayer dollars being thrown away if it was thrown away through churches and shelters that required drug tests, check-ins, and job training. I'm guessing that's illegal, though, because separation of church and state.

And it's weird how those programs already exist and aren't being utilized. It's almost like the drunks and druggies want the drinking and drugs or something.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I support medically approved diets for anorexics who are trapped in fat girls' bodies at December 12, 2019 11:31 AM (rImxe)

147 California state policy is, intentionally or not, destroying the middle class in the state, and if you're at the low end of that, it doesn't take much to shove you out of your overpriced house into the streets.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 11:31 AM (KZzsI)

148 Follow. The. Money.
It all leads back to leftists. Whether they identify as democrat or republican.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at December 12, 2019 11:31 AM (pw+jk)

149 In my town, they'll sit out on a street corner in
the blazing sun or freezing cold for 8 or 9 hours begging for change but
won't just get jobs. And we have a roaring economy and tons of jobs
here. Which tells me that either that they do better begging than
working, or they're just plain lazy.





Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 12, 2019 11:09 AM

---

Same here in NE Texas. The economy is on fire and every single place is hiring but the bums stand around begging money at the intersections of 82 and 75 constantly.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 12, 2019 11:31 AM (JUOKG)

150 Cross dresser's remake of "Escape from LA"

starring Jennifer Palmieri as Snake Plissken


squint your eyes and think about it for a sec

Posted by: REDACTED at December 12, 2019 11:31 AM (rpxSz)

151 OK, math.

Estimated homeless population in California on any given day: 129,000ish.

State spends a billion.

That's, $7700 and change each.

This is why you don't let government do stuff at the individual level. Ever.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 12, 2019 11:22 AM


You need to factor in the $200 million to the state level agencies (and re-election funds) and then another $200 million to the county level agencies and then another $200 million to the cities. Leaves $400.

So...lets see...
**sticks touinge out of side of mouth**
That goesinda...carry the one...
Something like $770 per homeless.

That is why there are people like Rev. Andy Bales, and places like the Skid Row's Union Rescue Mission.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 12, 2019 11:31 AM (axyOa)

152 OT: Animal rights activists in Las Vegas are "concerned" that tiny cowboy hats on pigeons might attract predators and put pigeon's lives at risk.

Someone needs to start attaching tiny little Indian headdresses to hawks.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 12, 2019 11:31 AM (m45I2)

153 And the very first comment under the story explains how shoplifting is OK because stores underpay their workers.



California.





Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at December 12, 2019 11:26 AM (BeYX

I have a coworker who also works at Lowe's. She says they have a "no-stop" policy for shoplifting. And no loss prevention staff. No employee is allowed to physically stop a shoplifter. The most they can do is ask the person to pay for the item, but that's it. They reason for this is because the store management feels it's too dangerous to try and stop these people, and that several employees have been hurt doing so. So they gave up on stopping it. I've heard other stores have the same policy too now, like Walmart and Target.I kind if get the liablity thing but I think it's sad that they just give up.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at December 12, 2019 11:31 AM (iAwUQ)

154 Already mentioned? The person who spearheaded the effort to get the $1+billion funding for homeless ballot initiative passed in 2017 was . . . *drum roll* . . . Katie Hill!
Hill began her career as a policy advocate at People Assisting the
Homeless (PATH), a non-profit organization developing affordable and
supportive services for the homeless in California. Her husband allegedly worked there as well and it is claimed Hill was his boss. Later as the Executive Director for PATH, she raised the organization from a local force in L.A. County to one of the largest non-profit providers of homes for the homeless in California. Hill helped pass a ballot initiative, Measure H, during spring of 2017
to help alleviate homelessness by providing $1.2 billion in funds for
homeless services in Los Angeles County.




Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2019 11:31 AM (bDqIh)

155 The "poop deck" would have a whole new meaning on the USS Homeless

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 12, 2019 11:31 AM (U7qMl)

156 The commies love to flip that by saying that mentally ill bums only take illegal drugs because they are self-medicating. Which is utter bullshit in the vast number of cases.


In fairness (I find myself saying that a lot on this subject), they ARE self-medicating. In utterly self-destructive way, of course.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 12, 2019 11:31 AM (ujg0T)

157
Speaking of mentally ill, someone crashed through a security gate here in his pickup in the wee hours, and was found parked in a couple's yard.

They approached the truck, and found a woman's wig and a cowboy hat on the ground outside the driver's side door. They banged on the window, and a guy got out, dressed in torn women's leggings with the butt torn out, and appeared confused and didn't know where he was.

Anyhow, he's been taken into custody. Yikes.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 12, 2019 11:28 AM (ptqGC)







I don't remember seeing JackStraw on the HQ earlier this morning....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 12, 2019 11:31 AM (kw0bd)

158 I just got a notice from Ticketmaster for a pre-sale to see Pee Wee Herman live on stage. Not sure if I want to see Pee Wee Herman in a theatre...

Posted by: josephistan at December 12, 2019 11:32 AM (7HtZB)

159 I don't remember seeing JackStraw on the HQ earlier this morning....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 12, 2019 11:31 AM (kw0bd)


heh

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 12, 2019 11:32 AM (ptqGC)

160 133 Speaking of mentally ill, someone crashed through a security gate here in his pickup in the wee hours, and was found parked in a couple's yard.

They approached the truck, and found a woman's wig and a cowboy hat on the ground outside the driver's side door. They banged on the window, and a guy got out, dressed in torn women's leggings with the butt torn out, and appeared confused and didn't know where he was.

Anyhow, he's been taken into custody. Yikes.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 12, 2019 11:28 AM (ptqGC)

Somebody had a REALLY great night, and they're just going to love him in the county lockup.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at December 12, 2019 11:32 AM (RD7QR)

161 Same here in NE Texas. The economy is on fire and every single place is hiring but the bums stand around begging money at the intersections of 82 and 75 constantly.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 12, 2019 11:31 AM (JUOKG)

--

A lot of bums are begging when they're not at their jobs.

Big time tax free money in begging.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I support medically approved diets for anorexics who are trapped in fat girls' bodies at December 12, 2019 11:33 AM (rImxe)

162 46 Would it be a bad thing if a plague swept through Los Angeles and San Francisco?

It would have to kill before the infected could reach the airport.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at December 12, 2019 11:12 AM (xkSJa)



Arguably, the early days of AIDS was just this. The bathhouse subculture was just about annihilated.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 12, 2019 11:33 AM (ujg0T)

163 I'm sorry to have missed both the Morning Rants so far this week. Claude Rains and Tom Skerritt I got, but strangely enough, while the women looked familar, I didn't guess Kelly Preston and -- who was the second mystery guest?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 12, 2019 11:33 AM (Ejm1K)

164 I know a bit about drug court here. There are a couple of variations on it. The court works with Oxford House, which is run by recovered addicts. They have to live there, get a job, pay fines if they violate the rules. Other versions of drug court will let them live outpatient but attended classes and come in for regular drug testing. But to be successful at it, they need to stop hanging out with their druggie friends.

Posted by: notsothoreau at December 12, 2019 11:33 AM (JKNZq)

165 We said "bums" when I lived in NY. "Hobos" may not be the correct term, but it's the generally used one here in NoCo.

One term I never hear actually used in CO is "weedo." Unless that's a Denver thing.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 12, 2019 11:33 AM (U7qMl)

166 140 I'm amazed the Left is so in love with homelessness.



It's not like homeless people are some important voting bloc.
Posted by: Blago at December 12, 2019 11:29 AM (sjTfF)

Cloward-Piven, some egg breaking required

Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 12, 2019 11:33 AM (48RE5)

167 In fairness, Nickleback are Canucks.

Well, yeah, but I was going for the cheap shot.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at December 12, 2019 11:33 AM (xkSJa)

168 Can you imagine the difficulty of policing a cruise ship with 1,000 homeless on board?



Flood torpedo tubes 1 and 2.
Open outer doors.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 12, 2019 11:34 AM (axyOa)

169 I just got a notice from Ticketmaster for a pre-sale to see Pee Wee Herman live on stage. Not sure if I want to see Pee Wee Herman in a theatre...
Posted by: josephistan at December 12, 2019 11:32 AM (7HtZB)


That's how "The Pee Wee Herman Show" got started on stage on LA.

So, should be good. It was a big ticket before he became famous when I was bartending in LA.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 12, 2019 11:34 AM (9X624)

170 >>I've heard other stores have the same policy too now, like Walmart and
Target.I kind if get the liablity thing but I think it's sad that they
just give up.



Sad. Heard from a cop friend that every square inch of Target is under camera surveillance - there are even cameras in the check-out conveyor belt. Of course, this is like the UK's CCTV approach: we won't actively stop, we'll monitor and then use the footage to assist police --- meanwhile, the thief/fraudster is miles away, maybe even out of state by then.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2019 11:34 AM (bDqIh)

171 We said "bums" when I lived in NY. "Hobos" may not be the correct term, but it's the generally used one here in NoCo.


I thought hobos moved around? Rode the rails?
Bums were local.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2019 11:35 AM (BN/jk)

172 Oh, yeah.

HBO has a version of the old stage show.

Maybe you can stream it on HBO GO.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 12, 2019 11:35 AM (9X624)

173 Here in my SoCal city smart people call this "Big Homeless."
I try not to ever use the word "homeless" and prefer bum hobo, loser. Homeless gives the people power it is now like an illegal. They are given extra rights normal and decent people do not get.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at December 12, 2019 11:35 AM (pw+jk)

174 hiya

Posted by: JT at December 12, 2019 11:35 AM (arJlL)

175 Arguably, the early days of AIDS was just this. The bathhouse subculture was just about annihilated.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 12, 2019 11:33 AM (ujg0T)


Not completely. *shifty eyes*

Posted by: Bathhouse Barry at December 12, 2019 11:35 AM (ptqGC)

176 Now pixy is angry at me ... "service not available ..."

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at December 12, 2019 11:35 AM (XzVUd)

177 133 Speaking of mentally ill, someone crashed through a security gate here in his pickup in the wee hours, and was found parked in a couple's yard.

They approached the truck, and found a woman's wig and a cowboy hat on the ground outside the driver's side door. They banged on the window, and a guy got out, dressed in torn women's leggings with the butt torn out, and appeared confused and didn't know where he was.

Anyhow, he's been taken into custody. Yikes.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 12, 2019 11:28 AM (ptqGC)

Did he have a full tank of gas or possibly full gas cans in the truck?

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at December 12, 2019 11:35 AM (jp0Bv)

178 Sh*t, Pee Wee Herman seems almost quaint and normal by today's standards of public depravity.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I support medically approved diets for anorexics who are trapped in fat girls' bodies at December 12, 2019 11:35 AM (rImxe)

179 Hobos are really just free range bums.

Posted by: IP - Still a dude at December 12, 2019 11:35 AM (cn3ZE)

180 155 The "poop deck" would have a whole new meaning on the USS Homeless
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 12, 2019 11:31 AM (U7qMl)

Could be wrong but pretty sure that was the original meaning

Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 12, 2019 11:36 AM (48RE5)

181 Which tells me that either that they do better begging than
working, or they're just plain lazy.


The National Federation of Independent Business reported that over 40% of members have open positions that they're trying to hire for. If someone doesn't have a job it's probably on them.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 12, 2019 11:36 AM (ZGrMX)

182 Arguably, the early days of AIDS was just this. The bathhouse subculture was just about annihilated.
Posted by: Curmudgeon


They paid for it in the end.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2019 11:36 AM (BN/jk)

183 Life wouldn't be complete without this story from CNN ..FBI agents warn of 'chilling effect' from Trump and Barr attacks
Some federal law enforcement officials are warning of a chilling effect inside the FBI amid attacks by President Donald Trump and Attorney General William Barr over the bureau's handling of the Russia investigation. Current and former FBI officials tell CNN they're concerned that the harsh rhetoric coming from Trump and Barr has only worsened the bureau's already tenuous standing with the President, leaving them wondering whether federal agents could be less aggressive the next time they have to pursue a sensitive investigation. "We're constantly told to be agile and use all the legal tools available to us," said one FBI employee who works on counterintelligence matters. "But who is going to risk sticking their neck out now only to have DOJ chop it off?"

.. I see it .. the operative phrase is ".. use all the legal tools .. "

Posted by: SMOD at December 12, 2019 11:36 AM (3aI0K)

184 Hobos are really just free range bums.
Posted by: IP - Still a dude

And sustainable.

Are they GMO free?

Posted by: Bruce at December 12, 2019 11:36 AM (vd8XM)

185 Anyhow, he's been taken into custody. Yikes.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 12, 2019 11:28 AM (ptqGC)


And that little girl was me.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at December 12, 2019 11:37 AM (IttZ7)

186

Trailer for sale or rent,
Rooms to let fifty cents
No phone, no pool, no pets
I ain't got no cigarettes

Ah but, two hours of pushin' broom
Buys a Eight by twelve four-bit room
I'm a man of means by no means
King of the road

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2019 11:37 AM (W+w2W)

187 Pixy, what's the matter? He didn't mean it. He still wants you.. come back
Pixy, come back.....

Posted by: IP - Still a dude at December 12, 2019 11:37 AM (cn3ZE)

188 Wow - I really like that forgotten '80s clip. Never heard it before.

Posted by: jhawk90 at December 12, 2019 11:37 AM (Xvo1a)

189 Flood torpedo tubes 1 and 2.
Open outer doors.
Posted by: Diogenes


*******

You've killed us, you arrogant ass!!!!!!

Posted by: Muldoon at December 12, 2019 11:37 AM (m45I2)

190 176 Now pixy is angry at me ... "service not available ..."

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at December 12, 2019 11:35 AM (XzVUd)

the vid came up for me.

Posted by: JC. Just JC. at December 12, 2019 11:37 AM (377Zs)

191 170 Sad. Heard from a cop friend that every square inch of Target is under
camera surveillance - there are even cameras in the check-out conveyor
belt. Of course, this is like the UK's CCTV approach


UK are pikers. China is doing entire cities, including facial recognition and links to social credit scores. Seem to be rolling out the first systems in Xinjiang ...

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at December 12, 2019 11:37 AM (XzVUd)

192 Skid Row was Great with Sebastien Bach

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 12, 2019 11:38 AM (BqBId)

193

They aren't insane, they're "differently sane."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 12, 2019 11:38 AM (aKsyK)

194 170 Sad. Heard from a cop friend that every square inch of Target is under camera surveillance - there are even cameras in the check-out conveyor belt. Of course, this is like the UK's CCTV approach: we won't actively stop, we'll monitor and then use the footage to assist police --- meanwhile, the thief/fraudster is miles away, maybe even out of state by then.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2019 11:34 AM (bDqIh)

=========

"You'll never catch me, coppers!"
-Thief, having slipped that extra package of Scotch tape in the bag while checking out

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 12, 2019 11:38 AM (q80AH)

195 168
Flood torpedo tubes 1 and 2.
Open outer doors.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 12, 2019 11:34 AM (axyOa)

=======

I just watched Run Silent, Run Deep for the first time. Quality adventure.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 12, 2019 11:39 AM (q80AH)

196 i live in a very upscale part of Lost Angels, out in The Valley.

there's a vagrant camped out on the sidewalk across the street from my house as i type this... he's been there since yesterday afternoon.

what is ironic is that he's in front of a (relatively) cheap motel, famed for criminal acts, such as, but not limited to, human trafficking, drug sales, ODs, occasional prostitution, and other such things.

they are never going to solve the vagrant problem, because too many GOV/NGO employees get a paycheck for "addressing" it.

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 12, 2019 11:39 AM (Zo3HG)

197 166 140 I'm amazed the Left is so in love with homelessness.

It's not like homeless people are some important voting bloc.
Posted by: Blago at December 12, 2019 11:29 AM (sjTfF)

Cloward-Piven, some egg breaking required
Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 12, 2019 11:33 AM (48RE5)



Bingo. The Demunists want to weaponize these people, at least politically.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 12, 2019 11:39 AM (ujg0T)

198 Socialism leads to homelessness. You make the population dependent and that's what you get.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 12, 2019 11:39 AM (2DOZq)

199 We have a meeting with Code Enforcement tomorrow. They can write you a title for abandoned vehicles and boats. We have a couple of trashed motorhomes and boats on the place that we want to get rid of. But the transfer station won't take them without a title.

Non-functional motorhomes attract the homeless.

Posted by: notsothoreau at December 12, 2019 11:39 AM (JKNZq)

200 I thought hobos moved around? Rode the rails?
Bums were local.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2019 11:35 AM (BN/jk)

Nowadays they ride the bus. I'm serious. Hobos don't even know how to hobo anymore.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 12, 2019 11:39 AM (U7qMl)

201 You know what perfectly cromulent and on-topic word is tragically underused?


Bindlestiff.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 12, 2019 11:39 AM (wzVKm)

202 180 155 The "poop deck" would have a whole new meaning on the USS Homeless
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 12, 2019 11:31 AM (U7qMl)

Could be wrong but pretty sure that was the original meaning
Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 12, 2019 11:36 AM (48RE5)

From wikipedia:

The name originates from the French word for stern, la poupe, from Latin puppis. Thus the poop deck is technically a stern deck, which in sailing ships was usually elevated as the roof of the stern or "after" cabin, also known as the "poop cabin".

Posted by: josephistan at December 12, 2019 11:39 AM (7HtZB)

203 Joi Lansing on TCM atm

died of breast cancer at the age 43

man, what a pair of cans

and an early six pack

Posted by: REDACTED at December 12, 2019 11:39 AM (rpxSz)

204 197
Bingo. The Demunists want to weaponize these people, at least politically.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 12, 2019 11:39 AM (ujg0T)

=========

"I need you to go over there and break that window."

*shuffles off in different direction*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 12, 2019 11:40 AM (q80AH)

205 Yeah, I'd probably be okay with some of the taxpayer
dollars being thrown away if it was thrown away through churches and
shelters that required drug tests, check-ins, and job training. I'm
guessing that's illegal, though, because separation of church and state.



And it's weird how those programs already exist and aren't being
utilized. It's almost like the drunks and druggies want the drinking
and drugs or something.


Posted by: Moron Robbie - I support medically approved diets for anorexics who are trapped in fat girls' bodies at December 12, 2019 11:31 AM

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The VA here has a substance abuse in patient program free and open to any Vet. It is constantly full and there is a waiting list to get in.


The problem is they let you come back as many times as you want. I know a guy who has been through four times and completed the program but he still drinks heavily.


He knows if he gets really bad he can always go back for free treatment, a place to stay along with free food. They are abusing the program just like any other "free" Government handout.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 12, 2019 11:40 AM (JUOKG)

206 Who's fault is it that these liberal enclaves have such unaffordable housing?

Posted by: Manuel at December 12, 2019 11:40 AM (hbTkw)

207 206 Who's fault is it that these liberal enclaves have such unaffordable housing?
Posted by: Manuel at December 12, 2019 11:40 AM (hbTkw)

=========

Trump.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 12, 2019 11:40 AM (q80AH)

208 Word is there are yuuuge lines to vote in the UK, not a good sign for Boris as the lines are yutes and POCs.

We will know in a few hours if it means anything.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at December 12, 2019 11:40 AM (tpNnW)

209 >> Would it be a bad thing if a plague swept through Los Angeles and San Francisco?


Isn't that already happening? OK, not the plague, not yet (though conditions are ripe for this to happen), but they're dealing with other diseases such as Hepatitis A, Typhus, tuberculosis, shigellosis, trench fever, lice . . .

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2019 11:40 AM (bDqIh)

210
I didn't hate grunge (Alice in Chains' 90s records are *still* fricking amazing, RIP Layne) but yeah several bands got unfairly wiped out by its rise.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 12, 2019 11:30 AM (ZGrMX)







Y'know, grunge only had 5 really compelling voices: Staley, Cobain, Cornell, Weiland and Vedder.

The only survivor of the bunch is the most mind-numbingly boring, pompous and least interesting dooshbag.

Proof that God has a sick sense of humor.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 12, 2019 11:40 AM (kw0bd)

211 I always thought Richard Jewell died in his early 50s. He was actually 44 when he died.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 12, 2019 11:40 AM (ptqGC)

212 206 Who's fault is it that these liberal enclaves have such unaffordable housing?

Donald Trump, of course. Is this a trick question?

Posted by: The MFM at December 12, 2019 11:41 AM (U7qMl)

213 Joi Lansing on TCM atm

Saw her in a Bowery Boys movie the other day. Sheer gorgeous.

Posted by: Manuel at December 12, 2019 11:41 AM (hbTkw)

214 I thought hobos moved around? Rode the rails?


*************

Casey said, before he died
To fix the blind, so the bums could not ride
If they ride let 'em ride the rod
Trust their lives to the Hand of God.

/Mississippi John Hurt

Posted by: Muldoon at December 12, 2019 11:41 AM (m45I2)

215 Did he have a full tank of gas or possibly full gas cans in the truck?
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at December 12, 2019 11:35 AM (jp0Bv)



Craigslist works!

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 12, 2019 11:41 AM (G546f)

216 If someone had a weight problem they probably already know that. It's called a mirror.
=====

Not necessarily.....

Posted by: Yoga Pants, Stretchin' Tight at December 12, 2019 11:41 AM (Qgge5)

217 202 Latin puppis.


And puppies have to be trained where to poop.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at December 12, 2019 11:41 AM (XzVUd)

218 Arguably, the early days of AIDS was just this. The bathhouse subculture was just about annihilated.

Posted by: Curmudgeon

--

80% of HIV/AIDS infected know they are infected and still willingly pass it around.

https://www.hiv.gov/hiv-basics/overview/data-and-
trends/global-statistics

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I support medically approved diets for anorexics who are trapped in fat girls' bodies at December 12, 2019 11:41 AM (rImxe)

219 We all fear mandatory stays in mental asylums and given all the power the commies have it is healthy to fear them. But simple solution for the bums on the street: Mandatory arrest and a year in a facility for drunk/stoned and disorderly behavior. If you can pay a fine and prove a job you only serve a weekend in jail. This wont even criminalize pot etc so even libertarians ought to be OK with it, since you'd only get scooped up if you were screaming at bystanders or crapping in doorways.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at December 12, 2019 11:41 AM (n4y+3)

220 Day late and two dollars short.

First dollar: Nick Lowe was pretty much a two-hit wonder with Sound of Breaking Glass and Cruel to Be Kind.

Second dollar: Bald foreheads became popular after high-society women began losing hair due to lead poisoning form their face cream.
The curtain over the painting is to keep light from the painting; at night the curtain would be open.
The woman on the left is sitting on a platform so she has better light for her mending.
The cushion is her needlework cushion, used to bring the item she is working on closer to her eyes.

Posted by: SnailRacer at December 12, 2019 11:41 AM (w3jE0)

221 But what constituency is homelessness? It's only liberal voters that
suffer and have to have buckets of diaherria thrown on them. It's not
like homeless people are some important voting bloc.


_______



Homelessness is a utopian ideal (and cudgel), not a constituency, for the Left.


The Left hates institutional authority, rules, and order (i.e. until they can impose their version of equality of misery and poverty on society), and thrives on chaos, so homelessness represents their utopian pinnacle in the micro (freedom from responsibility) and in the macro (the justification for totalitarian control).

Posted by: ShainS at December 12, 2019 11:42 AM (WqPYg)

222 Addendum: As of 2018 "80% of HIV/AIDS infected know they are infected and still willingly pass it around."

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I support medically approved diets for anorexics who are trapped in fat girls' bodies at December 12, 2019 11:42 AM (rImxe)

223 173
Here in my SoCal city smart people call this "Big Homeless."
I try
not to ever use the word "homeless" and prefer bum hobo, loser. Homeless
gives the people power it is now like an illegal. They are given extra
rights normal and decent people do not get.


Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at December 12, 2019 11:35 AM (pw+jk)

+++I refuse to use the term either. My mother brought this up years ago - using the word "homeless" connotes a pitiful, victim-like existence. I usually say, "street-living people".

Posted by: washrivergal at December 12, 2019 11:42 AM (XtntB)

224 200 I thought hobos moved around? Rode the rails?
Bums were local.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2019 11:35 AM (BN/jk)

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And where do tramps fit in?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 12, 2019 11:42 AM (JUV3F)

225 222 Addendum: As of 2018 "80% of HIV/AIDS infected know they are infected and still willingly pass it around."
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I support medically approved diets for anorexics who are trapped in fat girls' bodies at December 12, 2019 11:42 AM (rImxe)

===========

Nice folks.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 12, 2019 11:42 AM (q80AH)

226 Which tells me that either that they do better begging than
working, or they're just plain lazy.

Some people just never learned / aren't capable of managing their lives. Little crap like paying bills on time and not bouncing checks etc.
They should be living in their mothers basement.

Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 12, 2019 11:43 AM (48RE5)

227
A lot of bums are begging when they're not at their jobs.

Big time tax free money in begging.
Posted by: Moron Robbie


There was a Barney Miller episode where a stock broker lost his wallet and had to beg for money. He found it so easy that he became a full time beggar.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 12, 2019 11:43 AM (aKsyK)

228 And where do tramps fit in?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 12, 2019 11:42 AM (JUV3F)

Betwixt gypsies and thieves.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Locally Sourced artisinal Hogwash at December 12, 2019 11:43 AM (xPJvm)

229 In Oregon, we used to have a lot of "migrant workers" who would come up in the summer from Mexico, work in the farms, then take their money back home when the work season ended.

Then one year it was a really bad season, and there wasn't much work for the migrant workers. So what does our Democrat Governor do?

BUILDS HOMES FOR THEM TO LIVE IN AND PAYS THEIR RENT SO THEY DON'T HAVE TO GO HOME.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 11:43 AM (KZzsI)

230 Addendum: As of 2018 "80% of HIV/AIDS infected know they are infected and still willingly pass it around."
=====

Another shitty behavior condoned by California

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at December 12, 2019 11:43 AM (Qgge5)

231 And where do tramps fit in?


With the gypsies and thieves.

Posted by: Cher at December 12, 2019 11:43 AM (wzVKm)

232 And where do tramps fit in?
Posted by: Cicero


With the gypsies and thieves?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2019 11:43 AM (BN/jk)

233 224 And where do tramps fit in?


They just tramp around.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at December 12, 2019 11:44 AM (XzVUd)

234 BINDLESTIFF,

I love it. perfectly describes the bums out here in seattle. they all have a backpack and a bedroll. REI, usually pretty high end. Seattle stopped prosecuting shoplifters about a year ago, so these asshats have really good gear.

Bindlestiff. gotta work that into conversation.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 12, 2019 11:44 AM (d7Ww2)

235 this index shows job quality is not improving ... it has been in decline since (at least) 1990. The chart is at the bottom of the link ... it compares high quality to low quality jobs. There was a big drop from 2006 to 2012 ... then recovering, spiking at Trump's election, but in decline since that.


The "strong economy" has still been helped by historic easy money, and the fed balance sheet (QE) is rising again. All is not rosy, as WallStreet still loves China slave money.


But the homeless in CA and big cities is its own issue. Yes, institutionalize some, make it shameful (they are not just victims of the white racist man), give a hand that demands some participation, don't let them squat in public places ... so far much of society is still serving the insidious leftist plot to destroy America, no "hard solutions" allowed, only victimhood and more free stuff. Make Self Reliance great again. (no thumb sucking safe zones)


https://www.jobqualityindex.com/

Posted by: illiniwek at December 12, 2019 11:44 AM (Cus5s)

236 Crap. Have to fist bump Cher.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2019 11:44 AM (BN/jk)

237 "I thought hobos moved around? Rode the rails?"

I think he meant homos.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2019 11:44 AM (r7Fvf)

238 i live in a very upscale part of Lost Angels, out in The Valley... in front of a (relatively) cheap motel, famed for criminal acts, such as, but not limited to, human trafficking, drug sales, ODs, occasional prostitution, and other such things.

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 12, 2019 11:39 AM (Zo3HG)

We might have different ideas of "very upscale".

Posted by: BignJames at December 12, 2019 11:44 AM (X/Pw5)

239 Man, that was some low-hanging fruit.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 12, 2019 11:44 AM (JUV3F)

240 Hoe Boy is Mrs French's boyfriends nickname.

Posted by: David French at December 12, 2019 11:44 AM (xfPFu)

241 203
Joi Lansing on TCM atm



died of breast cancer at the age 43



man, what a pair of cans



and an early six pack

Posted by: REDACTED at December 12, 2019 11:39 AM (rpxSz)

_______

Touch of Evil? Introduced me to the wondrous "tracking shot " in film ...

Posted by: ShainS at December 12, 2019 11:44 AM (WqPYg)

242 With the gypsies and thieves?


I'm probly way late with this

Posted by: IP - Still a dude at December 12, 2019 11:44 AM (cn3ZE)

243 http://bit.ly/38xptcu
*******
BREAKING REPORT: McConnell Plans to Acquit Trump at Trial - Clear Him of All Charges

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 12, 2019 11:44 AM (BqBId)

244 Sad. Heard from a cop friend that every square inch of Target is under camera surveillance - there are even cameras in the check-out conveyor belt. Of course, this is like the UK's CCTV approach: we won't actively stop, we'll monitor and then use the footage to assist police --- meanwhile, the thief/fraudster is miles away, maybe even out of state by then.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2019 11:34 AM (bDqIh)

--

If you ever hear the alarm going off in Lowes look around to see the employees laughing. They are prohibited from pursuing or trying to stop the thief. Those monitors and alarms are only up there to inconvenience the dummies who wait in line and pay for their stuff.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I support medically approved diets for anorexics who are trapped in fat girls' bodies at December 12, 2019 11:45 AM (rImxe)

245 With the Gypsies and thieves?

I'll be here all week.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at December 12, 2019 11:45 AM (JUV3F)

246 The name originates from the French word for stern, la poupe, from Latin puppis.


***********

I say, my good sir. Would you happen to have any Grey Poupon?

Translation: Is you butt discolored?

Posted by: Muldoon at December 12, 2019 11:46 AM (m45I2)

247 Arguably, the early days of AIDS was just this. The bathhouse subculture was just about annihilated.

-
IT'S REAGAN'S FAULT THAT RAINBOW ACTED STUPIDLY!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2019 11:46 AM (+y/Ru)

248 The Bum Boat, soon will be making another run.
The Bum Boat, Promises something for everyone...
Posted by: Bruce

LOL !!!

Posted by: JT at December 12, 2019 11:46 AM (arJlL)

249 If you ever hear the alarm going off in Lowes look around to see the employees laughing. They are prohibited from pursuing or trying to stop the thief. Those monitors and alarms are only up there to inconvenience the dummies who wait in line and pay for their stuff.
=====

Have a friend who works at Home Depot. The policy is the same there.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at December 12, 2019 11:46 AM (Qgge5)

250 >>Life wouldn't be complete without this story from CNN ..FBI agents warn of 'chilling effect' from Trump and Barr attacks



How is this different that the MSM's obsession with how muslims fear backlash after an islamic terror attack?




FBI broke many laws, working with foreign agents from multiple countries, in attempt to influence, then overturn, a presidential election and we're supposed to think that FBI morale due to their target's insults is the biggest problem with all this?!?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2019 11:46 AM (bDqIh)

251 Second dollar: Bald foreheads became popular after high-society women began losing hair due to lead poisoning form their face cream.
The curtain over the painting is to keep light from the painting; at night the curtain would be open.
The woman on the left is sitting on a platform so she has better light for her mending.
The cushion is her needlework cushion, used to bring the item she is working on closer to her eyes.

Posted by: SnailRacer


And the dog? What is your explanation for that?

Posted by: eleven at December 12, 2019 11:46 AM (M0u+N)

252 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE LOTS OF PEOPLE KEEP SAYING WITH THE GYPSIES AND THIEVES.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at December 12, 2019 11:47 AM (/RckA)

253 I'm amazed the Left is so in love with homelessness.

Big Homelessness means Big Homelessness Programs.

Everything must be addressed with a Permanent Program.

Posted by: t-bird at December 12, 2019 11:47 AM (jyVW0)

254 Sad. Heard from a cop friend that every square inch of Target is under camera surveillance - there are even cameras in the check-out conveyor belt. Of course, this is like the UK's CCTV approach: we won't actively stop, we'll monitor and then use the footage to assist police --- meanwhile, the thief/fraudster is miles away, maybe even out of state by then.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2019


*
*

The "big" Walmarts near me have a camera that shows you your picture right in your face if you use the Scan 'n' Go machine. I hate doing their work for them yet not getting a price break, so it's an emergency for me to use one. Last time I did, I put a plastic bag over the top part of the screen so I didn't have to look at my own picture.

Next thing I know an officious moron who would be underqualified to clean floors is standing there. Not asking me why, but out and out telling me, "You got to take the bag off!" "Why?" "You got to take the bag off! Gimme the bag!" I handed her another one from the rack and went back to my checking out. She goes, "You wan' me to call the manager?" I said, "Yes, please do." She flounced off, I finished and paid, and took the bag off as I stepped away.

The "manager," also apparently overqualified to clean a litter box, was looking blankly at her phone as I went by.

The neighborhood Walmarts don't have that system yet. It won't be long.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 12, 2019 11:47 AM (Ejm1K)

255 So, different than 'Hoe girl'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 12, 2019 11:47 AM (CDGwz)

256 192 Skid Row was Great with Sebastien Bach
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 12, 2019 11:38 AM (BqBId)


Bach's vocals on 'I Remember You' (Skid Row/Skid Row 1989) were fabulous and still well reviewed. Talented guy...worked Broadway and TV. Was sorry to see him on 'Gilmore Girls'.

Posted by: JC. Just JC. at December 12, 2019 11:47 AM (377Zs)

257 The only survivor of the bunch is the most mind-numbingly boring, pompous and least interesting dooshbag.

Grunge was, unfortunately, combined with a really horrendous lifestype of heroin and other ghastly drugs which did in most of the big voices (you left off Andrew Wood from Mother Love Bone in the great voices who sadly died too soon for most people to ever hear him). It was a very, very self-destructive music scene. Vedder wasn't really part of it (California surfer dude) so he was just into weed and booze and they tend to live a lot longer.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 11:47 AM (KZzsI)

258
We might have different ideas of "very upscale".
Posted by: BignJames at December 12, 2019 11:44 AM (X/Pw5)








In upscale places like Santa Monica or Santa Barbara the bums have signs that say "Need money for Grey Poupon. God Bless."

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 12, 2019 11:47 AM (kw0bd)

259 Y'know, grunge only had 5 really compelling voices: Staley, Cobain, Cornell, Weiland and Vedder.

The only survivor of the bunch is the most mind-numbingly boring, pompous and least interesting dooshbag.

Proof that God has a sick sense of humor.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 12, 2019 11:40 AM (kw0bd)

Everybody forgets Mark Lanegan, the cigarette and whiskey-soaked lead singer of Screaming Trees. They may not have gotten as big as the other bands, but they had hits--including "Nearly Lost You." Lanegan is still going strong and has had a very prolific career , putting out albums at a regular pace as part of collaborations and solo.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 12, 2019 11:48 AM (CqE5x)

260 My mom used "tramp" to describe putanas, so I never think of that one as a synonym for hobo/bum.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 12, 2019 11:48 AM (U7qMl)

261 Life wouldn't be complete without this story from CNN ..FBI agents warn of 'chilling effect' from Trump and Barr attacks
=====

Cute. Now do local police forces accused of gunning down innocent blacks for sport.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at December 12, 2019 11:48 AM (Qgge5)

262 Big time tax free money in begging.

When I worked in downtown Berkeley, there was a beggar on every corner on the main street of downtown. About half of them were obviously insane, but the other half seemed to be professional beggars.

I flew into Oakland airport, am waiting at baggage claim, and note a young, fit, well-dressed guy also waiting for baggage. I've seen this guy before - and it dawns on me that he was one of the regular beggars in downtown Berkeley. He recognized me, too, and had the decency to look somewhat embarrassed.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 12, 2019 11:48 AM (I2/tG)

263 And the dog? What is your explanation for that?
Posted by: eleven
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Rats

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 12, 2019 11:48 AM (CDGwz)

264 I literally cried this morning when the clerk read out the indictments against President Trump. Like the hanging of an innocent man, it felt so evil and wrong and unjust and sad.

I'm glad McConnell is going to acquit him. He should just do it immediately. It is so clear to people with any sense that this is a coup and that the prosecution of every democrat in the house that was a part of this should be tried for treason.

Posted by: the girl who says.... at December 12, 2019 11:48 AM (sI15f)

265 Word is there are yuuuge lines to vote in the UK, not a good sign for Boris as the lines are yutes and POCs.


The polity has the right to be wrong. That won't prevent me from laughing at them if they vote Labor in and lose their sovereignty.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2019 11:48 AM (W+w2W)

266 And where do tramps fit in?



******

Something, something the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 12, 2019 11:48 AM (m45I2)

267 243
http://bit.ly/38xptcu

*******

BREAKING REPORT: McConnell Plans to Acquit Trump at Trial - Clear Him of All Charges

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 12, 2019 11:44 AM (BqBId)
Since it is likely going to the Senate for trial, I want to see the GOP hold a trial, hear witnesses and make it as legit as possible. Drag it out even through Dem primaries. But call witnesses to show just how dirty the DNC/Clinton/Dems truly are and how there really was a coup attempt.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 12, 2019 11:48 AM (N39Ws)

268 Now pixy is angry at me ... "service not available ..."

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at December 12, 2019 11:35 AM


Yeah. Me too.
That mischievous l'il minx!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 12, 2019 11:49 AM (axyOa)

269 260 putanas


Russian bananas?

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at December 12, 2019 11:49 AM (XzVUd)

270 Fun Fact: Hobos used to eat free at HoJo's

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 12, 2019 11:49 AM (JUV3F)

271 260 putanas


Russian bananas?


Hoo-ahs.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 12, 2019 11:49 AM (U7qMl)

272 Everybody forgets Mark Lanegan, the cigarette and whiskey-soaked lead singer of Screaming Trees.

Screaming Trees was probably the best of the Grunge bands but they weren't photogenic and so didn't get as far. Bunch of great albums though.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 11:49 AM (KZzsI)

273 BREAKING REPORT: McConnell Plans to Acquit Trump at Trial - Clear Him of All Charges

-----------

What charges?

Contempt of congress? You could indict 95% of the country on that "charge."

Posted by: SH at December 12, 2019 11:49 AM (sX1BW)

274 I remember one year for Halloween I went as a bum. Even had a fake plastic cigar. LOL.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2019 11:50 AM (r7Fvf)

275 Nowadays they ride the bus. I'm serious. Hobos don't even know how to hobo anymore.

Posted by: Guy Smiley


*Blink blink*

Dayum. That's sad.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2019 11:50 AM (BN/jk)

276 Half a dozen corners here in Springfield IL are still occupied in the winter. Lately they will pile a bunch of household type stuff around them and claim to have just been evicted. I thought to myself, how did all that get here? How will they take it with them?

Posted by: IP - Still a dude at December 12, 2019 11:50 AM (cn3ZE)

277 If you ever hear the alarm going off in Lowes look
around to see the employees laughing. They are prohibited from pursuing
or trying to stop the thief. Those monitors and alarms are only up
there to inconvenience the dummies who wait in line and pay for their
stuff.


Posted by: Moron Robbie - I support medically approved diets for anorexics who are trapped in fat girls' bodies at December 12, 2019 11:45 AM

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Fairly certain their insurance carriers make them put that stuff in.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 12, 2019 11:50 AM (JUOKG)

278 A tramp is a hobo with a hoo hoo?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 12, 2019 11:50 AM (JUV3F)

279 267 hear witnesses


That's what McConnell does *not* want ...

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at December 12, 2019 11:51 AM (XzVUd)

280

Standing on a corner
Living in the street
I got to made a living from
The people that I meet
I'm a tramp
Just a tramp

https://youtu.be/Zz0CvaDEks4

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 12, 2019 11:51 AM (aKsyK)

281 BREAKING REPORT: McConnell Plans to Acquit Trump at Trial - Clear Him of All Charges

LOLGF. And the left will scream, you didn't even investigate! To which I will say, neither did you. LOLGF.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2019 11:51 AM (r7Fvf)

282 Joi Lansing on TCM atm



died of breast cancer at the age 43




man, what a pair of cans



and an early six pack
Posted by: REDACTED at December 12, 2019 11:39 AM (rpxSz)


I just googled images of her.
What a cruel, ironic fate.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 12, 2019 11:51 AM (CqE5x)

283 In a letter to House Intelligence Committee Chairman Adam Schiff (D-Calif.), Pence's lawyer, Matthew Morgan, said it "serves no purpose" to declassify supplemental testimony from one of Pence's national security aides, as Schiff had demanded.

"At this point, the Intelligence Committee's oversight authority is limited to those areas in which it may potentially legislate or appropriate," Morgan wrote to Schiff,

Posted by: SMOD at December 12, 2019 11:51 AM (3aI0K)

284 Out on the streets for a livin'
Pictures only begun

Ooh-ooh-ooh
Black diamond!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 12, 2019 11:51 AM (U7qMl)

285 Since it is likely going to the Senate for trial, I want to see the GOP hold a trial, hear witnesses and make it as legit as possible. Drag it out even through Dem primaries. But call witnesses to show just how dirty the DNC/Clinton/Dems truly are and how there really was a coup attempt.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 12, 2019 11:48 AM (N39Ws)

If the GOP Senate does not give Trump a free hand to run his OWN DEFENSE, its not a trial.

And they will really piss off a lot of people like me.

Posted by: Don Q at December 12, 2019 11:51 AM (NgKpN)

286 Remember when hobos had that cool hobo code that they used to communicate hobo-relevant facts to other hobos?

Back then hobos were a community.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 12, 2019 11:52 AM (JUV3F)

287 274
I remember one year for Halloween I went as a bum. Even had a fake plastic cigar.

a fake plastic cigar? so, like a plastic cigar, but made out of something else? such as, oh, i don't know, tobacco?

Posted by: Anachronda at December 12, 2019 11:52 AM (sGtp+)

288 BREAKING REPORT: McConnell Plans to Acquit Trump at Trial - Clear Him of All Charges

Duh.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 12, 2019 11:52 AM (Boy/L)

289 LOL, just got a Trump email thanking schiff for his rising poll numbers.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 12, 2019 11:52 AM (JUOKG)

290 We might have different ideas of "very upscale".
Posted by: BignJames


In upscale places like Santa Monica or Santa Barbara the bums have signs that say "Need money for Grey Poupon. God Bless."
Posted by: IllTemperedCur


Professionally printed signs. In multiple colors of ink.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2019 11:53 AM (BN/jk)

291 I believe tramps are hobos on foot, not the train? At this point the origins of the term have probably been long lost

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 11:53 AM (KZzsI)

292 Joi Lansing on TCM atm

Dayum but she was abundantly endowed by her creator

Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 12, 2019 11:53 AM (48RE5)

293 Posted by: JC. Just JC. at December 12, 2019 11:47 AM (377Zs)
*******
when Whitney Houston died he tweeted that he warmed up & worked on his voice by singing her songs

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 12, 2019 11:53 AM (BqBId)

294 Everybody forgets Mark Lanegan, the cigarette and whiskey-soaked lead singer of Screaming Trees.

Screaming Trees was probably the best of the Grunge bands but they weren't photogenic and so didn't get as far. Bunch of great albums though.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 11:49 AM (KZzsI)

Lanegan himself had looks and charisma, but yeah, the rest of the band looked like the lived at an all-you-can-eat buffet 24/7

They were a great band. Their 1996 album Dusk, is one of the great unsung rock albums.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 12, 2019 11:53 AM (CqE5x)

295 Well, I hope all those purple-staters and Trump voters who voted Dem in the mid-terms are happy with their crazytown House of Representatives.

They got what they voted for, good and hard.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 12, 2019 11:53 AM (U7qMl)

296 Joi Lansing on TCM atm

Wasn't really sure whom she was. Just looked. Wow! What a stunner.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2019 11:53 AM (r7Fvf)

297 You rarely see a street person with a bindle any more.


*whispery voiceover*

The secret word for the day is bindle. Bindle.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 12, 2019 11:53 AM (m45I2)

298 Fairly certain their insurance carriers make them put that stuff in.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 12, 2019 11:50 AM (JUOKG)

--

Yeah, I suspect back when the technology was developed the employees were still allowed to stop thieves, and now the systems just keep being put in as the equivalent of a vestigial tail.

Well, we've always had it. Oooh, look! There's a new system that uses LEDs! Let's upgrade to that one for the low price of $17.3M nationwide!

(still prevented from saying "stop" to a thief)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I support medically approved diets for anorexics who are trapped in fat girls' bodies at December 12, 2019 11:54 AM (rImxe)

299 Remember when hobos had that cool hobo code that they used to communicate hobo-relevant facts to other hobos?

Back then hobos were a community.
Posted by: Cicero


Like the one that showed up in Mayberry and Andy run him out of town.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2019 11:54 AM (BN/jk)

300 Lev Parnas got $1 million from an account in Russia in September, a month before he was charged with conspiring to funnel foreign money into U.S. political campaigns, according to U.S. prosecutors who asked a judge to jail him for understating his income and assets.

Posted by: SMOD at December 12, 2019 11:54 AM (3aI0K)

301 I have been invited to consider

Creatively Engaging Social Justice in the Introductory German Classroom


I shall pass.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 12, 2019 11:54 AM (wzVKm)

302 >>Half a dozen corners here in Springfield IL are still occupied in the
winter. Lately they will pile a bunch of household type stuff around
them and claim to have just been evicted. I thought to myself, how did
all that get here? How will they take it with them?


The oddest beggar I saw back in Denver was a middle-aged woman who would pace on the corner of a busy intersection in front of a gas station, holding an empty gas can. Her shtick was probably to claim she was out of gas and didn't have her purse or something, but she always looked so angry I doubt she got many takers. She did this for weeks, though.


My son used to point out the young beggars who looked like college students --- he would point out their expensive-but-grunge looking apparel (you, like the sk8r boy look that is not cheap).

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2019 11:54 AM (bDqIh)

303 Uh, Joi Lansing... I'll be in my bunk

Posted by: IP - Still a dude at December 12, 2019 11:54 AM (cn3ZE)

304
"IT'S A BUNCH OF CRAP!"

Lindsey really is on fire right now.

Posted by: Christopher Wray, Sardonic Rogue at December 12, 2019 11:54 AM (/scPm)

305 I kind of hesitate to call Screaming Trees grunge though, they didn't have the hard edge, the drugs, or the really depressing lyrics. They were just from Washington about the same time as the others.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 11:55 AM (KZzsI)

306 I once had to stop a hobo from jumping on an Amtrak train. I told him, don't mess with the bull, you'll get the hairy leg, son.

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 12, 2019 11:55 AM (xfPFu)

307 BREAKING REPORT: McConnell Plans to Acquit Trump at Trial - Clear Him of All Charges
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That's the problem with a short trial. The Democrats will say they didn't look at ALL the "evidence"--or were afraid to for fear of what they'd find.

On the other hand, a long trial would expose rats of the GOP side.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 12, 2019 11:56 AM (CqE5x)

308 "Closing of almost all mental health hospitals is causing this."

Nope. Making involuntary commitment of crazy people almost impossible is the problem.

The solution is simple - arrest them. Send them to six month lock up. there they dry out, get counseling, get them mentally well, and give them a chance to turn things around.

The cruelest thing you can do to an addict is not force them off their addiction.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at December 12, 2019 11:56 AM (+DS2f)

309 161
Big time tax free money in begging.

pretty sure they're supposed to report that income.

Posted by: Anachronda at December 12, 2019 11:56 AM (sGtp+)

310 301 I have been invited to consider

Creatively Engaging Social Justice in the Introductory German Classroom


I shall pass.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 12, 2019 11:54 AM (wzVKm)

=========

How do you say, "I don't hate you because your trans, I hate you because you're fucking stupid!" in German?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 12, 2019 11:56 AM (q80AH)

311 Creatively Engaging Social Justice

Um, yeah. On their own, those are four words I avoid like a diseased putana. Put them all together and...

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 12, 2019 11:56 AM (U7qMl)

312 306 I once had to stop a hobo from jumping on an Amtrak train. I told him, don't mess with the bull, you'll get the hairy leg, son.
Posted by: Joe Biden at December 12, 2019 11:55 AM (xfPFu)

In a way, this is the story of Corn Pop.

Posted by: Roy at December 12, 2019 11:56 AM (/RckA)

313 Like the one that showed up in Mayberry and Andy run him out of town.


Wasn't that Jed Clampett? Or am I miss remembering?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2019 11:56 AM (W+w2W)

314 Alyssa Milano@Alyssa_Milano
I have made the difficult decision to withdraw my participation from a fundraiser for the @andrewyang campaign. This is due to repeated allegations of sexual misconduct against a campaign staffer by a campaign staffer which were not appropriately addressed.

-
When you've lost Cookie Milano . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2019 11:56 AM (+y/Ru)

315

Democratic Rep. Rashida Tlaib blamed "white supremacy" for a shooting in New Jersey targeting a Jewish kosher grocery store which was carried out by a member of a black supremacist group.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 12, 2019 11:56 AM (aKsyK)

316 The oddest beggar I saw back in Denver was a
middle-aged woman who would pace on the corner of a busy intersection in
front of a gas station, holding an empty gas can. Her shtick was
probably to claim she was out of gas and didn't have her purse or
something, but she always looked so angry I doubt she got many takers.
She did this for weeks, though.


My son used to point out the
young beggars who looked like college students --- he would point out
their expensive-but-grunge looking apparel (you, like the sk8r boy look
that is not cheap).





Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2019 11:54 AM

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LOL I saw a lady using the gas can trick yesterday in Sherman, TX. It was way too obvious.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 12, 2019 11:56 AM (JUOKG)

317 I always have a granola bar or apple with me. It's amazing how many hungry people don't want them when I offer one. On the other hand, I will give a dollar to a bum in a heartbeat if he openly says "I want to buy a drink."

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I support medically approved diets for anorexics who are trapped in fat girls' bodies at December 12, 2019 11:57 AM (rImxe)

318 304
"IT'S A BUNCH OF CRAP!"

Lindsey really is on fire right now.
Posted by: Christopher Wray, Sardonic Rogue at December 12, 2019 11:54 AM (/scPm)

========

Use the powers of your committee chair, Senator Graham, and find a way to make the FBI pay. Hell, follow through on the threat and actually introduce legislation folding the FISCs completely.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 12, 2019 11:57 AM (q80AH)

319 Hobos all have cell phones and dogs now.

Makes it hard to feel like they really need that spare change. A truly needy person isn't paying for a phone plan and dog food.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 12, 2019 11:58 AM (U7qMl)

320 314 Alyssa Milano@Alyssa_Milano
I have made the difficult decision to withdraw my participation from a fundraiser for the @andrewyang campaign. This is due to repeated allegations of sexual misconduct against a campaign staffer by a campaign staffer which were not appropriately addressed.

-
When you've lost Cookie Milano . . .
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2019 11:56 AM (+y/Ru)

========

She'll support Joe Biden anyway.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 12, 2019 11:58 AM (q80AH)

321 291
I believe tramps are hobos on foot, not the train? At this point the origins of the term have probably been long lost


I think tramp is English and hobo is American.

"Down and out in London and Paris" features the former.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at December 12, 2019 11:58 AM (XzVUd)

322 Big time tax free money in begging.
-

pretty sure they're supposed to report that income.

Posted by: Anachronda at December 12, 2019 11:56 AM (sGtp+)

*spit take*

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I support medically approved diets for anorexics who are trapped in fat girls' bodies at December 12, 2019 11:58 AM (rImxe)

323 I kind of hesitate to call Screaming Trees grunge though, they didn't have the hard edge, the drugs, or the really depressing lyrics. They were just from Washington about the same time as the others.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 11:55 AM (KZzsI)

Well their influences were Cream and garage rock of the '60's while the others claimed a punk rock heritage.
I think Lanegan was involved in drugs, but the other guys looked too fat to be on drugs.....

Posted by: JoeF. at December 12, 2019 11:58 AM (CqE5x)

324 Okay.

$1.2 billion to build housing for the homeless. Assuming that this is a good strategy to tackle the problem, how is it on its face?

Well, they want to build 10,000 new "housing units." This $1.2 billion is nowhere near the full cost. If it were, this might not be too terrible (it is still bad policy, but it would be a lot cheaper than normal housing).

Per the article, however, the unit price of these things is estimated at $350,000. Due to graft, corruption and typical government recklessness, the article says the actual cost is closer to $700,00 per unit.

Okay, that's a lot worse. How much worse?

The median condo price in Los Angeles $430,000.

The on-target price is way too close to the median as it is. The actual price my well be over the market median - perhaps significantly.

This is egregious waste and abuse. It also probably doesn't solve the actual problem - but even if it actually did this is insane.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 12, 2019 11:58 AM (I2dne)

325
"I hope Carter Page gets a lawyer and sues the hell out of the Department of Justice and the FBI."

Lindsey is mad.

Posted by: Christopher Wray, Sardonic Rogue at December 12, 2019 11:58 AM (/scPm)

326 Gonna repeat my favorite beggar story.

Me and my buddies are in Eugene, Oregon, which is the beggar capital of the state. Crowds of them all over with a hand out, just college kids who want weed and beer money but not the trouble of a job, mostly.

So we go by a convenience store, where a group of youths are lounging against the front wall yelling to people who walk by to give them money. I mean, these guys don't even have the gumption to walk twelve feet to the sidewalk and ask.

My buddy Nick, who always seems to find money in odd places, looks down at the curb, spots a $20 bill. he bend over, looking at them, picks it up, holds it up so they can see what they could have gotten by getting up and walking a few strides, and we head off to the bookstore.

The laziest, most worthless beggars I've ever seen.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 11:59 AM (KZzsI)

327 306 I once had to stop a hobo from jumping on an Amtrak train. I told him, don't mess with the bull, you'll get the hairy leg, son.
Posted by: Joe Biden at December 12, 2019 11:55 AM (xfPFu)

In a way, this is the story of Corn Pop.
Posted by: Roy at December 12, 2019 11:56 AM

Or porn cop.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2019 11:59 AM (r7Fvf)

328 The cruelest thing you can do to an addict is not force them off their addiction.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at December 12, 2019 11:56 AM (+DS2f)

Chinese method of ending their opium addiction problem was effective. Brutal, but effective. Nearly 0% recidivism rate.

Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 12, 2019 11:59 AM (48RE5)

329 Now pixy is angry at me ... "service not available ..."

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at December 12, 2019 11:35 AM


Yeah. Me too.
That mischievous l'il minx!
Posted by: Diogenes
---------

Pixy knows who has been naughty or nice.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 12, 2019 11:59 AM (CDGwz)

330 Makes it hard to feel like they really need that spare change. A truly needy person isn't paying for a phone plan and dog food.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 12, 2019 11:58 AM (U7qMl)

--

So how are you going to use your uber app to get a ride home, Mr. Smartypants?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I support medically approved diets for anorexics who are trapped in fat girls' bodies at December 12, 2019 11:59 AM (rImxe)

331
The oddest beggar I saw back in Denver was a middle-aged woman who would pace on the corner of a busy intersection in front of a gas station, holding an empty gas can. Her shtick was probably to claim she was out of gas and didn't have her purse or something, but she always looked so angry I doubt she got many takers. She did this for weeks, though.

The gas can routine is popular. I had some kid come up to me with that shtick and when I offered to take him to a gas station he walked away.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 12, 2019 11:59 AM (aKsyK)

332 pretty sure they're supposed to report that income.

The hell you say!

Posted by: Waiters and Waitresses! at December 12, 2019 11:59 AM (I2/tG)

333 Thanks Chuck, great post.

But Institutionalizing crazy people? Whats next jailing criminals? I can't even.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a hobo for dinner' at December 12, 2019 12:00 PM (VqhL9)

334 Hobos all have cell phones and dogs now.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 12, 2019 11:58 AM (U7qM

Was accosted by one @the grocery store who accepted debit/credit cards....had a reader on his phone.

Posted by: BignJames at December 12, 2019 12:00 PM (X/Pw5)

335 >>Democratic Rep. Rashida Tlaib blamed "white supremacy" for a shooting in
New Jersey targeting a Jewish kosher grocery store which was carried
out by a member of a black supremacist group.


Like the scorpion, it's just her nature. Pathetic.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2019 12:00 PM (bDqIh)

336 Democratic Rep. Rashida Tlaib blamed "white supremacy" for a shooting in New Jersey targeting a Jewish kosher grocery store which was carried out by a member of a black supremacist group.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 12, 2019 11:56 AM (aKsyK)

Only because of Trump.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 12, 2019 12:00 PM (CqE5x)

337 Me and my buddies are in Eugene, Oregon, which is the beggar capital of the state.

Ahem.

Posted by: Downtown Portland! at December 12, 2019 12:00 PM (I2/tG)

338 I thought to myself, how did all that get here? How will they take it with them?


Posted by: IP - Still a dude
//It's all BS. They're con men and grifters and gypsies. Remember the shoeless man who sat in Times Square in the dead of winter, and a cop went and bought hims shoes? Turns out he had an apartment, subsidized of course, and lots of welfare income. This of course was just a tiny article on p. 28.

It's all BS. And the media is pushing it too.

Posted by: PJ at December 12, 2019 12:00 PM (qlTN9)

339 335 >>Democratic Rep. Rashida Tlaib blamed "white supremacy" for a shooting in
New Jersey targeting a Jewish kosher grocery store which was carried
out by a member of a black supremacist group.


Like the scorpion, it's just her nature. Pathetic.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2019 12:00 PM (bDqIh)

=======

She's the one of the squad I want out of Congress most.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 12, 2019 12:01 PM (q80AH)

340 I have mixed opinions about the Senate tactics. On one hand I see the logic of just calling for a vote to dismiss the charges and be this done with this. On the other it would be great to see the left get wreaked in front of the nation, witness after witness.


I think the best is just to dismiss the whole thing. No matter how well the White House defends itself the media is going to gaslight it and tell the world the opposite what actually happened.

Posted by: lowandslow at December 12, 2019 12:01 PM (4thlk)

341 Democratic Rep. Rashida Tlaib blamed "white supremacy" for a shooting in New Jersey targeting a Jewish kosher grocery store which was carried out by a member of a black supremacist group.

Yeah she deleted it later, but I have a screen shot and she's getting that in her grille every chance I get.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 12:01 PM (KZzsI)

342
The gas can routine is popular. I had some kid
come up to me with that shtick and when I offered to take him to a gas
station he walked away.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 12, 2019 11:59 AM (aKsyK)

Yep, popular here in grocery store lots.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a hobo for dinner' at December 12, 2019 12:01 PM (VqhL9)

343 If you "house the homeless" they are no longer homeless, but still crazy AF.

Posted by: wth at December 12, 2019 12:01 PM (HgMAr)

344
Use the powers of your committee chair, Senator Graham, and find a way to make the FBI pay. Hell, follow through on the threat and actually introduce legislation folding the FISCs completely.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz

=======

"... protect all of us smelly people from Donald Trump."

He is ON FIRE. If he had a hatchet I think he'd be using it right now. I hope he translates this into HIS JOB, of which he HAS ONE.

Posted by: Christopher Wray, Sardonic Rogue at December 12, 2019 12:01 PM (/scPm)

345 BREAKING REPORT: McConnell Plans to Acquit Trump at Trial - Clear Him of All Charges

Isn't one of the charges that he made Hillary lose? I don't want him cleared of that!

Posted by: t-bird at December 12, 2019 12:02 PM (gHCnG)

346 Ahem.
Posted by: Downtown Portland!


Well this was the early 90s, its probably worse in Portland now. Used to be nice downtown in Portland, really. It looked like what the movies try to fool people into thinking NYC is like downtown.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 12:02 PM (KZzsI)

347 I had a gas can guy with a very healthy looking dog with him give me the I need gas money schtick. Trying to get home etc. etc. I said, hey you know what man. We all need help sometimes. Where's your car? There's a station just down the road, meet me there and I will fill your tank for you. He was like, well, my girlfriend has the car and has kids, so I just really need the money and I'll fill my can up. yea, sorry, not a dime. Se